# E227 - Keroro & Natsumi: One Room, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2J44J/keroro--natsumi-one-room-sir)
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**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Socks with holes in them,
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Marumete booru de asobou yo
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
That's good to know, sir!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to tell somebody!
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The king has donkey's ears!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 100 yen.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Hyakuen kudasai
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Anytime you want.
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
The tissues you blew your nose into,
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hana o kanda chirigami o
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
***SIGN*** People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nice idea.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita ze"
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
***SIGN*** Andou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's dance with Andou-san.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Andou-san to odorimasho
***SIGN*** I am Andou.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 10 yen.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Juuen kudasai
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Love is okay, too.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Ai demo ii n' desu~
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
Natsumi!
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
"Natsumi~!"
**[01:31] ---**
Here we have the Hinata house,
no different from normal.
**[01:34] ---**
Gero!
**[01:35] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[01:37] ---**
You were the one who said "The plan is
curry for dinner tomorrow," ma'am!
**[01:41] ---**
Plans aren't set in stone!
**[01:43] ---**
I ended up with all this pasta from
Yayoi's house. We have to use it!
**[01:48] ---**
Besides,
**[01:49] ---**
I will not permit chocolate in a curry.
**[01:52] ---**
You just don't get it, do you, Lady Natsumi?
**[01:56] ---**
Putting this mega-yummy
ChiWaWa chocolate in the curry
**[01:59] ---**
is the modern young trend!
***SIGN*** Super-Yummy
ChiWaWa Chocolate
**[02:01] ---**
Keep on like that, and you'll miss the boat
on all the latest fads, Miss Mago-gyaru!
**[02:05] ---**
Who are you calling a mago-gyaru?!
**[02:07] ---**
Just put it in, would you, ma'am?!
**[02:09] ---**
I told you, tonight we're having pasta!
**[02:12] ---**
Besides!
**[02:13] ---**
ChiWaWa chocolate is my favorite.
**[02:16] ---**
I won't let you use it that way!
**[02:18] ---**
Gero!
**[02:26] ---**
Not only is she ignoring my idea
as someone finicky about food,
**[02:30] ---**
but she's going back on yesterday's plans,
as if she doesn't care either way.
**[02:34] ---**
There's only one thing for this...
**[02:35] ---**
I will show her how my way of life, with
its abundance of fresh ideas and fixations,
***SIGN*** Ideas
***SIGN*** Fixations
***SIGN*** Way of Life
***SIGN*** Superior
**[02:40] ---**
is far superior to and greater than hers, sir!
**[02:43] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:45] ---**
Uhh, is that necessary,
from an invasion perspective?
**[02:49] ---**
Huh?
**[02:50] ---**
Who cares?!
**[02:55] ---**
Keroro & Natsumi: One Room, Sir!
**[03:02] ---**
There we go.
**[03:05] ---**
Wh-What?
**[03:21] ---**
What is it now?!
**[03:26] ---**
This place, it's...
**[03:28] ---**
So you have realized at last,
Lady Hinata Natsumi!
**[03:31] ---**
Stupid frog! Where are you?!
**[03:35] ---**
Here, ma'am.
**[03:36] ---**
Excuse me! What do you think you're doing?!
**[03:39] ---**
Gero gero...
**[03:41] ---**
Nooo... That's too bright!
**[04:03] ---**
What is this place?!
**[04:06] ---**
The Kero Ball!
**[04:07] ---**
Oh, it's nothing, really...
**[04:09] ---**
I just borrowed it for a moment,
you could say, from Master Fuyuki's room.
**[04:13] ---**
Put it back right now.
**[04:14] ---**
Don't be so hasty, Lady Natsumi!
**[04:16] ---**
You'd better not press your luck
with me too much right now, ma'am!
**[04:20] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[04:23] ---**
Let me explain.
**[04:25] ---**
Kululu?
**[04:26] ---**
Once you enter this space,
your power level reduces to virtually zero.
**[04:31] ---**
Basically, that means your
combat abilities, Hinata Natsumi,
**[04:34] ---**
will be gone as long as you're in here.
**[04:39] ---**
What?!
**[04:40] ---**
In other words!
**[04:42] ---**
With zero power level,
**[04:44] ---**
you have no hope of being
able to beat me in here!
**[04:47] ---**
And now that you can't stand against me,
**[04:50] ---**
it's time you learned the hard way just how
great and superior a person I am, ma'am!
***SIGN*** VIP
**[04:56] ---**
Gero gero gero.
***SIGN*** Person of Particular Tastes
***SIGN*** An Adult's Curry
**[04:58] ---**
Gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Innovative Person
**[04:59] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[05:00] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[05:02] ---**
Incomprehensible.
**[05:04] ---**
Huh?! I thought her
combat abilities were gone?!
**[05:08] ---**
Of course they are.
**[05:11] ---**
Eeeeeeveryone who enters
this space turns weak.
**[05:15] ---**
Gero?! Then me, too?!
**[05:17] ---**
Mochicourse!
**[05:19] ---**
You were the one who said you wanted
to go in, too. What was I to do?
**[05:23] ---**
Come back alive!
**[05:26] ---**
Gero...
**[05:29] ---**
Okay, stupid plan over!
**[05:31] ---**
Give me back the Kero Ball.
**[05:33] ---**
We're getting out of here.
**[05:35] ---**
Not yet.
**[05:37] ---**
It's not over yet.
**[05:38] ---**
What?
**[05:39] ---**
As long as this Kero Ball is in my hands,
**[05:42] ---**
don't think you've won! Ma'am!
**[05:45] ---**
Give it back!
**[05:46] ---**
No, ma'am! Gerorin!
**[05:48] ---**
Wait!
**[05:51] ---**
Hey!
**[05:56] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[05:57] ---**
Take this, ma'am!
**[06:03] ---**
Huh?
**[06:04] ---**
Oops, forgot to mention.
**[06:06] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:07] ---**
In this space, you can't use the
Kero Ball for combat purposes.
**[06:11] ---**
You might be able to use it
for other stuff, though.
**[06:14] ---**
Okay, see ya! I'm taking a short trip
to Yokosuka, city of curry.
**[06:23] ---**
Okay, it's over! Thanks for your work!
**[06:26] ---**
And as for you, stupid frog,
you're on cleaning duty for the next month.
**[06:33] ---**
Wait... where's the exit
to this place, stupid frog?
**[06:37] ---**
I don't know, ma'am.
**[06:39] ---**
You don't know?!
**[06:40] ---**
Gero!
**[06:42] ---**
What do you mean, you don't know?
You got in here somehow!
**[06:45] ---**
That's true, but...
**[06:47] ---**
...I had Kululu's suspicious
transmission device send me here, so...
**[06:51] ---**
T-Transmission?
**[06:52] ---**
But if we just call Kululu, we'll be
able to get back right away, ma'am!
**[06:56] ---**
Hurry up and call him, then!
**[06:58] ---**
Heeeey!
**[07:00] ---**
Kululuuuuu!
**[07:06] ---**
Yokosuka!
**[07:08] ---**
Yokosuka!
**[07:13] ---**
That darned garam masala...
**[07:15] ---**
So he's left us hanging about here,
**[07:17] ---**
and gone to Yokosuka, has he, sir?
**[07:20] ---**
Wait, but then how are we
going to get out of here?
**[07:22] ---**
There's no other way but to wait
until Kululu comes back from the country.
**[07:27] ---**
When will he get back?
***SIGN*** A few hours
**[07:29] ---**
At best, a few hours...
**[07:31] ---**
If he's really gone for a full-on trip...
perhaps a month.
***SIGN*** A month
**[07:34] ---**
Is that a joke?!
**[07:36] ---**
Are you asking me to wait for a whole month
for Kululu to come back from Yokosuka?!
**[07:40] ---**
You think I like this, ma'am?!
Being stuck here with you?!
**[07:44] ---**
In the first place, this is your fault!
You were the one who brought me in here!
**[07:48] ---**
This is your fault, ma'am!
**[07:50] ---**
If you'd just made what you said
you were going to for dinner yesterday,
**[07:53] ---**
I would never even have
thought of this, ma'am!
**[07:57] ---**
What selfish things
are coming out of your mouth now?
**[08:00] ---**
You're just an alien from Planet Frog.
**[08:01] ---**
Ohhhh no, Lady Natsumi!
You don't make fun of frogs, kero!
**[08:05] ---**
And why not, may I ask? Go on, kero.
**[08:11] ---**
I hate that this is the only way
I can fight with you, kero.
**[08:22] ---**
Huhh... I wonder how long we've
been in here now, ma'am.
**[08:25] ---**
How should I know?
**[08:28] ---**
Come to think of it, I haven't had anything
to eat since this morning, ma'am.
**[08:35] ---**
Gero? That's... ChiWaWa chocolate!
**[08:38] ---**
Why do you have that with you, ma'am?
**[08:40] ---**
I told you.
**[08:41] ---**
ChiWaWa chocolate is my favorite.
**[08:44] ---**
And girls always carry something
sweet around with them.
**[08:49] ---**
Oho.
**[08:51] ---**
Is that so, ma'am?
**[08:53] ---**
Don't you want it?
I'll eat it all by myself, then.
**[08:57] ---**
I'll accept it with gratitude, ma'am!
**[09:01] ---**
Here.
**[09:02] ---**
Th-Thank you, ma'am.
**[09:14] ---**
Ahh, the batteries are running low!
**[09:16] ---**
Gero!
**[09:16] ---**
I know!
**[09:18] ---**
This Kero Ball...
**[09:19] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi... an amateur shouldn't
touch that thing, ma'am.
**[09:23] ---**
What are you talking about?
You're way more of an amateur than me.
**[09:26] ---**
Besides, Kululu said it before.
**[09:28] ---**
As long as we're in this space,
we can't use it for combat purposes.
**[09:33] ---**
Ooh! You're right, ma'am!
**[09:35] ---**
Okay, I'm going to give it a press.
**[09:37] ---**
Please brighten up!
***SIGN*** Click
**[09:42] ---**
Yes!
**[09:42] ---**
Gero!
**[09:46] ---**
Gerori?!
**[09:47] ---**
What's this?!
**[09:48] ---**
Lady Natsumi, press the button to
turn things back to normal, ma'am!
**[09:53] ---**
I'll give it a try.
**[09:56] ---**
You dope!
**[10:00] ---**
I-It finally calmed down, ma'am.
**[10:02] ---**
Seriously, though.
**[10:04] ---**
Now I get a good look at it...
this really is a creepy space.
**[10:08] ---**
Well, it was Kululu's design sense, so...
**[10:11] ---**
Never mind that. Let me have a try
with the Kero Ball now, ma'am.
**[10:16] ---**
Nothing good happens when
I let you use it, so no.
**[10:19] ---**
Oh, no, no!
**[10:21] ---**
See, you said "Please brighten up!"
**[10:23] ---**
before saying "Please push the button,"
and it brightened up!
**[10:26] ---**
So this time, I want to attempt a
communication to seek help from Kululu!
**[10:31] ---**
Hello, hello!
**[10:33] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Please respond, sir.
**[10:36] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Please respond, sir.
**[10:38] ---**
Huh?
**[10:39] ---**
Excuse me!
**[10:39] ---**
That's not communication,
that's just a recording!
**[10:42] ---**
Give it here! I'll do it.
**[10:47] ---**
Huh? What?
**[10:48] ---**
A-An earthquake, ma'am?
**[10:58] ---**
What is all this?!
**[11:03] ---**
Wh-What on Earth?!
**[11:05] ---**
Gero...!
**[11:11] ---**
This is me!
**[11:12] ---**
Gero...!
***SIGN*** Instruction Manual Massive Figure Construction Kit for People with Too Much Time on Their Hands
**[11:15] ---**
"Massive Figure Construction Kit for People
with Too Much Time on Their Hands."
**[11:19] ---**
What?!
**[11:20] ---**
With this kit, one push of
the button on your Kero Ball
**[11:25] ---**
will produce a massive figure
of the person pressing it.
**[11:29] ---**
So it says, ma'am.
**[11:30] ---**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[11:32] ---**
Lady Natsumi, you were the one who
pressed it. Don't blame me, ma'am!
**[11:36] ---**
For goodness's sake.
**[11:37] ---**
Then please press a different button!
**[11:39] ---**
Then this might go away.
**[11:42] ---**
Gero!
**[11:43] ---**
What?!
**[11:46] ---**
This time they're small size, ma'am!
**[11:49] ---**
What an item to casually tickle
the heart of the devoted fan!
**[11:51] ---**
Nooo, I can't take any more...
**[11:55] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[11:57] ---**
There's nothing to be gained by
sprawling around here, ma'am.
**[12:00] ---**
Then what am I supposed to do?
**[12:02] ---**
Well, we have nothing else to do,
**[12:04] ---**
so let's try putting this massive
Lady Natsumi figure together.
**[12:08] ---**
Huh?
**[12:10] ---**
Have a look at that, ma'am.
**[12:15] ---**
It's just an air vent.
**[12:17] ---**
I've just been concentrating on the
hole in the very middle, ma'am.
**[12:21] ---**
What about it?
**[12:23] ---**
You just don't get it, do you,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
**[12:26] ---**
If we could just reach that hole,
**[12:29] ---**
we might spot the beginnings
of some kind of escape!
**[12:31] ---**
In other words! We put this
massive Natsumi figure together,
**[12:35] ---**
climb up to the top,
**[12:36] ---**
and escape through that hole, ma'am!
**[12:39] ---**
What are you saying?!
**[12:40] ---**
I am totally against putting
this thing together.
**[12:43] ---**
It's embarrassing.
**[12:44] ---**
Excuse me! Now isn't the time to be getting
embarrassed, is it, ma'am?!
**[12:49] ---**
This is the chance of escape
given to us by the Kero Ball!
**[12:56] ---**
All right, fine!
**[12:58] ---**
We'll do it, then! Fine!
**[13:00] ---**
That's the way, Lady Natsumi!
**[13:01] ---**
Let's begin construction right away, ma'am!
**[13:09] ---**
Yeaaah!
**[13:11] ---**
That's the place!
**[13:20] ---**
I-It's complete, ma'am...
**[13:23] ---**
What can I say? This feels truly weird.
**[13:26] ---**
Doesn't matter! Let's just get on
with climbing it, ma'am!
**[13:42] ---**
G-Gero!
**[13:44] ---**
A-Are you okay?
**[13:59] ---**
We made it!
**[13:59] ---**
So tired...
**[14:03] ---**
Ahh, it's no good. I can't reach.
**[14:05] ---**
Lady Natsumi, why not lift me
on your shoulders, ma'am?
**[14:09] ---**
You?
**[14:11] ---**
I'll get up through the hole first,
**[14:14] ---**
and pull you up after me, ma'am!
**[14:17] ---**
I see. Okay!
**[14:21] ---**
Here we go!
**[14:21] ---**
Ready, ma'am!
**[14:31] ---**
Gero.
**[14:32] ---**
I... I'm out, sir...
**[14:36] ---**
Th-This is...
**[14:39] ---**
Hey, hello? How does it look?
**[14:42] ---**
It's some kind of long passage, ma'am.
**[14:45] ---**
That's great! If we follow that path,
we might be able to get out somewhere!
**[14:49] ---**
Okay, Lady Natsumi, grab my hand!
**[14:52] ---**
Okay!
**[15:13] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Hashi
Yoshifuji Motors
**[15:29] ---**
Gero...
**[15:32] ---**
Where am I?
**[15:39] ---**
I can't believe I drifted
all the way out here.
**[15:43] ---**
Gero?
**[15:44] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[15:48] ---**
Lady Natsumi's apron...
**[15:50] ---**
Oh, right.
**[15:52] ---**
Lady Natsumi is a master of
swimming, as Pekoponians go.
**[15:56] ---**
She must have left me behind,
**[15:57] ---**
gone home already, and be making
the pasta for dinner, sir!
**[16:01] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[16:06] ---**
I'm home, sir!
**[16:08] ---**
Welcome back, Sarge!
**[16:10] ---**
I thought you were with Sis?
**[16:12] ---**
Lady Natsumi came back
before me, didn't she, sir?
**[16:15] ---**
No...
**[16:16] ---**
She's not back yet.
**[16:19] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[16:23] ---**
I knew it. She was making
the sauce for the pasta, sir.
**[16:27] ---**
Let's see. Will it be a meat sauce, sir?
**[16:30] ---**
Or a cream sauce?
**[16:34] ---**
It's...
**[16:38] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[16:40] ---**
She was actually...
making a curry just the way I...
**[16:45] ---**
What's the matter, Corporal Giroro, sir?
**[16:47] ---**
N-No, I...
**[16:49] ---**
There was some strange stuff that had
fallen into that canal over there.
**[16:52] ---**
I thought it would be bad for it to fall into
Pekoponian hands, so I just recovered it.
**[17:01] ---**
Th-This is...
**[17:05] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[17:07] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[17:13] ---**
I can't move with this in the way...
**[17:19] ---**
Stupid frog!!
**[17:27] ---**
Ah!
**[17:28] ---**
Kululu! I thought you'd gone to Yokosuka?
**[17:30] ---**
And now I'm back.
**[17:32] ---**
More importantly,
have you seen Lady Natsumi, sir?
**[17:35] ---**
Wasn't she with you, commander?
Hinata Natsumi.
**[17:38] ---**
No... we split up, you see, sir.
**[17:40] ---**
In that case, she's probably still
in that space, don't you think?
**[17:44] ---**
I don't think it's a great idea
to leave her there.
**[17:47] ---**
I built that space under Midori River, see.
**[17:50] ---**
When evening comes, the water gates open,
**[17:53] ---**
and water will come rushing in
through the ceiling.
**[17:55] ---**
Gero!
**[17:57] ---**
I made my way out carried
by the water currents, sir!
**[18:00] ---**
Then I guess they already opened!
**[18:05] ---**
Please tell me that sooner!
**[18:07] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Lady Natsumi!
**[18:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[18:13] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[18:15] ---**
Lady Natsumiiiiiiiiiii!
**[18:30] ---**
Stupid... frog...
**[18:42] ---**
Lady Natsumiiii!
**[18:48] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[19:08] ---**
Lady Natsumi!!
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Lady Natsumi! I'm sorry, ma'am!
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It was all my fault, ma'am!
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This thing...
**[19:38] ---**
This thing...!
**[19:41] ---**
Who needs you, sir?!
**[19:50] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[19:52] ---**
I won't be selfish anymore...
or go on about how I want curry instead...
**[19:57] ---**
Just, please! I want you to wake up, ma'am!
**[20:10] ---**
You can stop now, stupid frog.
**[20:14] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi!
**[20:17] ---**
Honestly. It's evening already!
**[20:19] ---**
And we've ended up all the way out here!
**[20:23] ---**
A-Are you okay, ma'am?
**[20:25] ---**
Of course I am. Let's go home.
**[20:33] ---**
And I'm taking this back, okay?
**[20:35] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[20:38] ---**
U-Um...
**[20:40] ---**
I'm sorry, ma'am!
**[20:42] ---**
I never dreamed that dinner tonight would
be curry with ChiWaWa chocolate in it.
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I didn't do it because
you told me to or anything.
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Ahh, I'm so hungry!
**[20:53] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[20:54] ---**
Then...
**[20:56] ---**
...let's go home and all
eat curry together, ma'am!
**[20:59] ---**
You stay here.
**[21:00] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[21:02] ---**
Look.
**[21:08] ---**
We can't leave it like that, can we?
**[21:12] ---**
No coming home until you've
totally cleaned it all up.
**[21:15] ---**
Gyoeeeeee!
**[21:17] ---**
Nooooooooo!
**[21:18] ---**
I can't do all this on my own, ma'am!
**[21:20] ---**
I don't care.
**[21:22] ---**
Please forgive me, ma'am!
**[21:23] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's ambition, which had
absolutely nothing to do with invasion,
**[21:26] ---**
was finally extinguished here.
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But the curry he ate afterwards
was apparently very delicious.
**[21:33] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** With Chocolate
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
With your small body, you cheer me up.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
You see, you see, you see...
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
Hora hora hora
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
You see, you see, you see...
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Hora hora hora
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
If you lose your way in the darkness,
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
And come to catch you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Wait there for me.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Matte ite
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
I trust you. I trust you.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
It's our passphrase.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Bokura no aikotoba
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
The flower blooming in my heart
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Is your smile.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
kimi no egao da yo
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
My machine, the KRR Special!
***SIGN*** Rub Rub Rub
***SIGN*** Scratch Scratch Scratch
**[23:11] ---**
I got defrauded on a Net auction and
got landed with a piece of junk,
***SIGN*** Ultimatum
**[23:15] ---**
but I've been fixing it slowly,
and it's completely regenerated!
**[23:17] ---**
Although it explodes
dramatically in the opening.
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that!
Write me a letter from time to time!
**[23:23] ---**
"Meruru: You've Got Mail, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Fuyuki: A Break in the Parking Area, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Curries
***SIGN*** Rice Bowls
***SIGN*** Return Dishes Here
**[23:29] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!