# E216 - Keroro: Invade with Compression, Sir? / Fuyuki: The Legend of the Hinata Family Treasure, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW587/keroro-invade-with-compression-sir--fuyuki-the-legend-of-the-hinata-family-treasure-sir)
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**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Socks with holes in them,
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Marumete booru de asobou yo
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
That's good to know, sir!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to tell somebody!
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The king has donkey's ears!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 100 yen.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Hyakuen kudasai
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Anytime you want.
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
The tissues you blew your nose into,
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hana o kanda chirigami o
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
***SIGN*** People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nice idea.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita ze"
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
***SIGN*** Andou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's dance with Andou-san.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Andou-san to odorimasho
***SIGN*** I am Andou.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 10 yen.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Juuen kudasai
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Love is okay, too.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Ai demo ii n' desu~
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
Natsumi!
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
"Natsumi~!"
***SIGN*** UMA Studies
***SIGN*** The Secret of the Yeti
**[01:34] ---**
Huh? What's wrong, Fuyuki-kun?
**[01:37] ---**
I just noticed how all these
half-read books have been piling up.
**[01:41] ---**
But it'd be a waste
to just throw them away.
**[01:43] ---**
I know where you're coming from.
***SIGN*** Mysteries of the World
***SIGN*** UMA Research
**[01:44] ---**
Even though you have books you haven't
read, you can't help buying more.
**[01:51] ---**
Huh? Natsumi-chan, too?
**[01:53] ---**
This one, and this one, too...
I don't think I've finished any of these.
**[01:57] ---**
It's games for you, huh?
**[01:59] ---**
Gero gerori...
**[02:01] ---**
As you can see, the Pekoponians are surrounded
by items that they haven't finished using.
**[02:06] ---**
Half-read books, manga, magazines...
**[02:09] ---**
Health goods that they've only used twice...
**[02:11] ---**
Video games that they couldn't finish,
videos they haven't watched...
**[02:14] ---**
CDs they've barely listened to, clothes they
haven't worn even once... the list goes on.
**[02:19] ---**
True, keeping things that you want to
throw away but can't is a burden.
**[02:23] ---**
There is a way we can use
this for the invasion.
***SIGN*** Unused Items
**[02:27] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:32] ---**
Keroro: Invade with Compression, Sir?
***SIGN*** Read me Read me Read me to the end Please Read me Please read me
***SIGN*** Read me
***SIGN*** Read me
**[02:44] ---**
What are these voices?
***SIGN*** Play me
***SIGN*** Finish me
***SIGN*** Play me
**[02:49] ---**
Jeez! They're so noisy, I can't do anything!
**[02:52] ---**
The damage to Fuyuki-san and
Natsumi-san is increasing.
**[02:56] ---**
I didn't think it would work.
**[02:57] ---**
It is really working!
**[02:59] ---**
When I send out this machine's
electromagnetic waves,
**[03:01] ---**
the voices of the half-finished items
around them can be heard.
***SIGN*** UMA Research
***SIGN*** UFO Research
**[03:09] ---**
So we're going to invade in
the midst of the confusion?
**[03:12] ---**
I see. Certainly,
this may be an effective plan.
**[03:15] ---**
Right!
**[03:17] ---**
So what's Keroro doing now?
**[03:20] ---**
Make me!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[03:22] ---**
Read me!
***SIGN*** First Edition Bonus Figure Limited Quantity
**[03:23] ---**
Watch me!
***SIGN*** Please
Watch me
Read me
Read me
Read me
Make me
Read me
**[03:25] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[03:29] ---**
It seems this plan works really well
against Mr. Sergeant, too.
**[03:34] ---**
Any guy who gets done in
by his own plan is hopeless!
**[03:38] ---**
Uncle, get a hold of yourself.
***SIGN*** Small Small Small
***SIGN*** Small Small Medium
**[03:41] ---**
This is incredible.
***SIGN*** Small Small A Lot
***SIGN*** Small Small Tons
**[03:43] ---**
Natsumi and Fuyuki don't hold
a candle to his damage level.
***SIGN*** Watch me
Read me
Please
Make me
Read me to the end
Please
Read me
Read me
**[03:47] ---**
And so, the unused item plan
was put on hold.
**[03:52] ---**
Th-Those are...
**[03:55] ---**
...Gundam models he hasn't put together!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[03:57] ---**
Half-read manga.
**[03:58] ---**
DVDs he turned off while watching.
**[04:00] ---**
And that's not counting DVD-Rs.
**[04:03] ---**
Look at all of them.
**[04:05] ---**
Or, like, expired stockpile?
**[04:07] ---**
Yeah, I know I should do something,
but it keeps piling up...
***SIGN*** Chuckle
**[04:11] ---**
How can I put it?
I'm satisfied the instant I buy it.
**[04:14] ---**
I'm sad to admit that,
but it means I'm a collector, right?
**[04:18] ---**
Anyway, if we get rid of all this stuff now,
**[04:21] ---**
we'll be able to continue with the plan!
**[04:23] ---**
Please, my lord, anything but that!
**[04:25] ---**
This is disgraceful!
**[04:27] ---**
On today, of all days!
**[04:28] ---**
Don't do it, kero!
**[04:30] ---**
Wait, Giroro-dono.
**[04:31] ---**
Dororo?
**[04:32] ---**
If collecting things that
you don't use is a sin,
**[04:35] ---**
then throwing those unused
things away is also a sin.
**[04:39] ---**
You said it, Doro-tan!
**[04:41] ---**
Besides, knowing Mr. Sergeant, if you torched
this batch, he would only stockpile again.
***SIGN*** Gulp!
**[04:46] ---**
Ulp!
**[04:47] ---**
That being said,
leaving things as they are...
**[04:49] ---**
I have a good idea.
**[04:52] ---**
G-Gero...
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Play Main Story
Setup
Special
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[04:57] ---**
Um... What is this?
**[04:59] ---**
You are going to finish everything
you started, Commander-dono.
**[05:03] ---**
Or, like, finish backlog?
**[05:05] ---**
The only way to get rid of
unused things is to use them.
**[05:09] ---**
Gero... You mean everything?
**[05:12] ---**
While reading manga and watching DVDs...
**[05:16] ---**
...please make Gundam models.
**[05:18] ---**
Gero... Are you serious?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** So you're still alive, Brother!!
***SIGN*** Brother!!
***SIGN*** It's been a long time,
little brother.
**[05:29] ---**
Looking at both like this
helps me pick up on the differences
**[05:32] ---**
between manga and anime,
so I'm learning.
**[05:34] ---**
Hey! Your hands have stopped moving!
**[05:37] ---**
Jeez. All right, already.
**[05:42] ---**
I finally finished MG Dom.
**[05:45] ---**
All right, what's the next
Gundam model? Keep 'em coming!
**[05:48] ---**
MG Dom.
**[05:50] ---**
Gero... Dom again?
**[05:52] ---**
It's your own fault!
**[05:54] ---**
You bought too many of the same model!
**[05:56] ---**
After all...
***SIGN*** Dom
**[05:58] ---**
One to make, right?
**[05:59] ---**
One to play with...
**[06:01] ---**
And one to store.
***SIGN*** For Gaia
**[06:02] ---**
Three of each for Dom, so...
**[06:07] ---**
That's a lot.
**[06:09] ---**
Gero...
**[06:11] ---**
That's seven completed Doms!
**[06:13] ---**
What's next?
**[06:14] ---**
Your eighth Dom.
**[06:15] ---**
We finally made it to box two of the anime.
**[06:18] ---**
We're in the second part of the manga.
**[06:20] ---**
You can do it, Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Sick and tired
**[06:22] ---**
Tell me, when is this going to end?
**[06:25] ---**
According to my calculations,
**[06:27] ---**
staying up all night without eating,
drinking, or taking any potty breaks,
**[06:31] ---**
it'll take about 670 days!
**[06:34] ---**
Huh. 670 days...
***SIGN*** 670 Days...
**[06:37] ---**
670 days...
**[06:39] ---**
Like I can do that!!
**[06:45] ---**
When I think about it like that,
***SIGN*** Deeply
**[06:48] ---**
the number of DVDs I can watch and
Gundam models I can build in my lifetime
**[06:52] ---**
is surprisingly small.
**[06:55] ---**
This is nothing to philosophize about!
**[06:57] ---**
Have you forgotten that the biggest thing
you've left unfinished is the invasion?!
**[07:01] ---**
Oh! You put it well!
**[07:03] ---**
I shouldn't have to!
**[07:04] ---**
Hey, Kululu. Can't you do something here?
**[07:07] ---**
Nngh? 100 helpings of curry.
**[07:12] ---**
An elephant!
**[07:14] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Kerokku LHA 2.0.1
**[07:16] ---**
Kerokku LHA2.0.1.
**[07:18] ---**
Compressor-kun for short.
**[07:20] ---**
Compressor?
**[07:21] ---**
Yeah. It can compress items
that haven't been completed.
**[07:27] ---**
For example:
**[07:28] ---**
One episode of anime
**[07:30] ---**
contains a vast amount of information that
has no direct connection to the story.
***SIGN*** From a scene in the Captain Geroro anime series
**[07:35] ---**
Mech details...
**[07:37] ---**
Mold patterns in the background...
**[07:40] ---**
Clothing of bystanders...
**[07:43] ---**
Scenes that are superfluous
to the main plot...
**[07:46] ---**
Little jokes and parodies that are
ultimately worthless, and so on.
**[07:49] ---**
Well, I think little jokes and
parodies are important, too.
**[07:53] ---**
This is a way to cut out
all of that argle-bargle
**[07:55] ---**
and make things simple.
***SIGN*** Anime Comic
Captain Geroro
**[07:59] ---**
Let's try it out on that manga. Click!
***SIGN*** Click
**[08:07] ---**
Gero! I haven't read that one yet!
**[08:18] ---**
Gero! W-What is this?!
**[08:21] ---**
What is it?!
***SIGN*** Company Secrets
**[08:22] ---**
One volume of manga has become
a one-page digest!
***SIGN*** Ohhhhh
***SIGN*** Company Secrets
**[08:28] ---**
And this one single page encapsulates the
**[08:31] ---**
"and as if that weren't enough"
delight of the work!
**[08:34] ---**
This way, you can read through it
in no time!
**[08:37] ---**
Then how about DVDs?
***SIGN*** Click
**[08:39] ---**
Click!
**[08:49] ---**
Gero! Wh-What the...?!
**[08:51] ---**
A 30-minute work has been edited
down to just three seconds!
**[08:57] ---**
It not only retains
the work's charm and fun,
**[09:00] ---**
it also automatically
becomes this blue thing!
**[09:03] ---**
Gero!
**[09:04] ---**
This way, you can watch it
in no time at all!
**[09:07] ---**
This really comes in handy, Yellow-kun!
**[09:10] ---**
Well, it just goes to show how flimsy
things in this world really are.
**[09:15] ---**
Hey, now, wait a second...
**[09:16] ---**
That's going too far...
***SIGN*** UFOlogy
**[09:20] ---**
I haven't read them yet!
**[09:23] ---**
It's okay!
**[09:30] ---**
W-Wow!
**[09:31] ---**
I can even get detailed information
just by reading this!
**[09:35] ---**
Right? Right?
**[09:38] ---**
All right! I finished the game
with one attack!
**[09:40] ---**
And yet I still feel exhilarated
and a sense of accomplishment!
**[09:44] ---**
I know, right?
**[09:45] ---**
All right!
***SIGN*** Compression
**[09:47] ---**
Now I'm gonna compress the Gundam models!
**[09:54] ---**
Gero? Th-This looks really simple...
***SIGN*** Dom
**[10:00] ---**
Gero?
**[10:02] ---**
What is this?
***SIGN*** Exactly three minutes later
**[10:05] ---**
Exactly three minutes later...
**[10:10] ---**
All I had to do was
take it off the runner,
**[10:11] ---**
snap the two halves together,
and it was complete!
**[10:13] ---**
That was as easy as putting together
a toy from a candy box!
***SIGN*** Triple Dom
**[10:17] ---**
And for some reason,
after putting one together,
**[10:19] ---**
two more automatically form!
***SIGN*** Dom
**[10:21] ---**
Of course, the proportions
and details are all there!
**[10:26] ---**
That's not all.
**[10:28] ---**
Gero?
**[10:29] ---**
Matthew!
**[10:31] ---**
Ortega!
**[10:32] ---**
Gaia!
**[10:33] ---**
They leave nothing to be desired.
**[10:37] ---**
Then, what if...
***SIGN*** That
**[10:39] ---**
...I tried compressing *that*?
**[10:42] ---**
"That"?
**[10:43] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[10:45] ---**
Yeah, the invasion.
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[10:48] ---**
I see! If you use Compression-kun...
**[10:51] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[10:52] ---**
Compressing the invasion will make it simple
without losing any of its essential qualities!
**[10:58] ---**
That's different from the original plan,
**[11:00] ---**
but this may actually work!
***SIGN*** Gero Gero Gero
**[11:02] ---**
Wait! If you are talking about invasion,
**[11:04] ---**
I cannot turn a blind eye!
**[11:06] ---**
You can't do this, Sarge!
**[11:07] ---**
I won't let you do it!
**[11:13] ---**
Why?!
**[11:15] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:16] ---**
This is so mean, Sarge!
**[11:19] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[11:20] ---**
All right, now that I've
cleared the room of naysayers,
**[11:22] ---**
let's try this!
**[11:25] ---**
Gero gero! I wonder what kind of
item will come out! I can't wait!
**[11:28] ---**
Maybe written instructions
with an awesome plan!
**[11:31] ---**
Or maybe a weapon that'll invade
Pekopon with the push of a button!
**[11:35] ---**
Will Earth be invaded so easily
by Sergeant Keroro?
**[11:41] ---**
Click!
**[11:46] ---**
Gero?
**[11:51] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Put Away
**[12:03] ---**
What is this? I don't get it.
**[12:04] ---**
Uncle!
**[12:06] ---**
You are in a storage box, Mr. Sergeant.
**[12:11] ---**
I guess it means we should put
the commander away somewhere.
**[12:14] ---**
So that would be the fastest way
to accomplish the invasion?
**[12:18] ---**
Hey! Hey-taro!
**[12:28] ---**
We're told there are still many
**[12:30] ---**
hidden treasures somewhere on this Earth.
**[12:33] ---**
And maybe one of them
**[12:35] ---**
is closer to you than you think.
**[12:38] ---**
Where did it go?
**[12:41] ---**
Huh?
**[12:43] ---**
Fuyuki-dono! What are you looking for?
**[12:45] ---**
Oh. I put a half-finished book
in here a long time ago...
**[12:49] ---**
Another book you haven't finished reading?
**[12:51] ---**
Okay, I can compress that one, too.
**[12:53] ---**
Nah, but thanks, anyway.
**[12:55] ---**
Gero?
**[12:56] ---**
I had a thought.
**[12:58] ---**
I think you should really take time
to read through books.
**[13:01] ---**
Don't you think so, Sarge?
**[13:03] ---**
Well, you're right, Master Fuyuki.
**[13:06] ---**
I realized that after
being compressed myself.
**[13:10] ---**
Sergeant, you're still compressed?
**[13:13] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[13:16] ---**
It looks really old...
**[13:22] ---**
Fuyuki: The Legend of the
Hinata Family Treasure, Sir!
**[13:28] ---**
This must be really old.
**[13:32] ---**
What's it doing at your house?
**[13:35] ---**
Good question.
**[13:36] ---**
It seems like too much of a coincidence that
it just happened to get left there.
**[13:41] ---**
Maybe it says where a hidden treasure is?
**[13:44] ---**
Gero! Treasure?
**[13:46] ---**
There's a hint hidden
somewhere in this paper!
**[13:49] ---**
Is that what it is?
**[13:53] ---**
The characters are too faded to be legible.
***SIGN*** Don't give up hope
**[13:57] ---**
"Don't give up hope."
***SIGN*** Go to
**[13:59] ---**
"Go to... great lengths..."
***SIGN*** Great lengths
**[14:03] ---**
"Yell...ow"?
**[14:05] ---**
Yellow?
***SIGN*** Kibou wo sutezu (Don't give up hope)
**[14:07] ---**
If you connect the first character
of each part, it reads as "yellow."
***SIGN*** Ikanaru
***SIGN*** Rou mo oshimazu (Go to great lengths)
***SIGN*** Ki-i-ro
***SIGN*** Kiiro (Yellow)
**[14:12] ---**
Yellow, huh?
**[14:13] ---**
The first thing that comes to mind...
**[14:15] ---**
Curry or borscht...
**[14:17] ---**
Both are good.
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry
**[14:21] ---**
Kululu, wait a second.
**[14:26] ---**
Gero... Something's appearing.
**[14:29] ---**
A new hint!
***SIGN*** Bubbles Flood Tornado
**[14:31] ---**
Bubbles, flood, tornado...
**[14:34] ---**
What could it mean?
**[14:36] ---**
Bubbles, flood, tornado...
**[14:39] ---**
I've got it!
**[14:39] ---**
Madam, that's indecent.
**[14:42] ---**
I see! It was talking
about the washing machine!
**[14:46] ---**
So what are you going to wash?
**[14:48] ---**
This hint is written in red letters...
**[14:51] ---**
...and when I think "red," I think...
**[14:55] ---**
Sorry, Corporal.
**[14:57] ---**
Kids, don't try this at home!
**[15:01] ---**
What's this?
**[15:02] ---**
Something on his back!
***SIGN*** You'll find the answer on the day light and darkness collide.
**[15:04] ---**
"You'll find the answer on the day
light and darkness collide."
**[15:08] ---**
Light and darkness...
**[15:10] ---**
You awful woman! You are trying to secretly
**[15:13] ---**
butter up Mr. Sergeant again?!
**[15:16] ---**
I was just going to
**[15:17] ---**
give Uncle this starfruit, since he
hasn't gone back to his normal form!
**[15:22] ---**
Give it here! I'll check the taste first!
**[15:24] ---**
Get lost!
**[15:25] ---**
Hey, now.
**[15:26] ---**
Stop fighting, both of you.
**[15:29] ---**
Ah! Maybe...
***SIGN*** Darkness
***SIGN*** Light
**[15:31] ---**
Light and darkness?
**[15:33] ---**
That's it! I've got it, Sarge!
**[15:35] ---**
Gero?
**[15:36] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[15:39] ---**
Armageddon, one ten-billionth!
**[15:42] ---**
Corporal, watch out!
**[15:49] ---**
Corporal!
**[15:50] ---**
Giroro-san!
**[15:51] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[15:52] ---**
This is awful...
**[15:53] ---**
Gero? Master Fuyuki, look at this.
***SIGN*** What day is March 15th?
**[15:56] ---**
This is...
**[15:57] ---**
"What day is March 15th?"
**[15:59] ---**
March 15th is Shoe Day, so...
***SIGN*** Shoe Day
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I see! The shoe rack!
**[16:06] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
***SIGN*** Even 26 years old is okay
**[16:07] ---**
"Even 26 years old is okay"?
***SIGN*** Even 26 years old is okay
**[16:10] ---**
Um... Got it! The bathtub!
***SIGN*** Furo OK (Bathtub)
**[16:15] ---**
I see. Mt. Fuji is on the back
of the 1,000 yen bill.
**[16:18] ---**
Got it! A broken radio!
**[16:22] ---**
Awesome! Then there's a treasure
**[16:25] ---**
hidden somewhere in this house!
**[16:26] ---**
Boring...
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Sarge. Are you bored with this?
**[16:31] ---**
No, no, not at all!
**[16:34] ---**
By the way, Master Fuyuki, I've got an idea.
**[16:38] ---**
If you used Compressor-kun, you'd be
able to find the treasure easily, right?
**[16:43] ---**
You are tired of this.
**[16:44] ---**
So it seems.
**[16:46] ---**
But it wouldn't be a good fit, Sarge.
**[16:48] ---**
Gero?
**[16:49] ---**
Just as there's value in taking
the time to read a book,
**[16:53] ---**
there's value in finding a treasure
after working hard at it.
**[16:58] ---**
Is that what it is?
***SIGN*** Touch me if you can
**[17:01] ---**
Um, the newest hint is...
***SIGN*** Touch me if you can
**[17:04] ---**
"Touch me if you can," so...
**[17:13] ---**
At any rate, I'm impressed
they made this contraption.
**[17:17] ---**
Something fits in there.
**[17:19] ---**
I wonder if it means something
that the inner part is blue.
**[17:22] ---**
Blue. That reminds me of...
**[17:24] ---**
Blue! There can be none other...
**[17:27] ---**
Blue! Nin!
**[17:32] ---**
Dororo is here!
**[17:34] ---**
This blue soy sauce dispenser!
**[17:36] ---**
The color is exactly the same.
**[17:38] ---**
S-So cruel! I am... I am blue, too!
**[17:45] ---**
Perfect.
**[17:47] ---**
S-Sorry, Corporal.
**[17:50] ---**
It sunk.
**[17:54] ---**
Sis?
**[17:55] ---**
Natsumi-dono!
**[17:56] ---**
Hey, stupid frog! What's going on here?!
**[17:59] ---**
I don't really know...
**[18:02] ---**
It's not what you think, Sis!
**[18:04] ---**
There's a treasure hidden
somewhere in the house!
**[18:07] ---**
Treasure?
**[18:07] ---**
That's right! Look!
**[18:11] ---**
I don't remember a door being there...
**[18:19] ---**
Stairs!
**[18:20] ---**
Suddenly, mysterious stairs have
appeared before them.
**[18:23] ---**
What lies in wait for them below?
**[18:28] ---**
What is it?
**[18:29] ---**
It's...
**[18:30] ---**
...the living room, of course.
**[18:33] ---**
Huh?
**[18:36] ---**
You found me, everyone.
**[18:41] ---**
Yeah, good job!
**[18:44] ---**
Who are you?
**[18:44] ---**
Oh, yeah. Ask a question, get an answer.
**[18:48] ---**
I'm from the planet Seeker.
**[18:52] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[18:54] ---**
From the planet Seeker?
**[18:56] ---**
Yes, I am.
**[18:57] ---**
Another weirdo...
**[18:59] ---**
So where's the treasure?
**[19:01] ---**
Gero! Don't tell me the punchline is that
*you're* the treasure! Give me a break!
**[19:05] ---**
No, no, that's not it.
**[19:09] ---**
On the way to finding me,
you shed sweat, tears,
**[19:11] ---**
and made an effort, which is
the greatest treasure of all.
**[19:17] ---**
That's right. It's the duty of us Seekers
**[19:19] ---**
to spread the message
here and there
**[19:22] ---**
throughout the universe that
**[19:24] ---**
"the process of finding a treasure
is what the true treasure is."
**[19:28] ---**
That's what this anti-treasure type
alien fervently believes.
***SIGN*** Opposite Treasure
Type Alien
***SIGN*** Planet Seeker
**[19:32] ---**
What an interesting fellow...
**[19:32] ---**
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
**[19:35] ---**
Well, let's listen to what
he has to say, Sarge.
**[19:39] ---**
Hey, you guys!
**[19:40] ---**
Have you ever been satisfied just hearing
the end of a movie or video game?
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[19:44] ---**
Have you ever felt satisfied
just hearing how a book ends?
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[19:47] ---**
Have you ever been satisfied with a
plastic model that's almost complete?
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[19:51] ---**
Gero. Certainly.
***SIGN*** Slow and steady
wins the race
**[19:53] ---**
You know?
**[19:54] ---**
Just like they say,
"Slow and steady wins the race."
**[19:58] ---**
Oh! And getting to the goal first
isn't always a good thing.
***SIGN*** Grrr
**[20:04] ---**
Um... what are you trying to say?
***SIGN*** Slow and steady wins the race
**[20:07] ---**
That it's a mistake to try and
race to a speedy conclusion.
***SIGN*** Grrr
***SIGN*** Grrr
**[20:11] ---**
Oh, is that right?
**[20:14] ---**
'Cause I have the feeling
I wasted a whole afternoon!
**[20:18] ---**
Well... But Sarge...
**[20:21] ---**
You have to admit it was fun, right?
***SIGN*** Bubbles Flood
***SIGN*** You'll find the answer on the day light and darkness collide.
**[20:24] ---**
He prepared all of this and
was waiting a long, long time.
***SIGN*** What day is March 15th?
***SIGN*** Even 26 years old is okay
**[20:29] ---**
No, no. I haven't been waiting a long time.
**[20:33] ---**
I just got here last night.
**[20:37] ---**
Last night?
**[20:38] ---**
But what about that old paper?
**[20:40] ---**
I just made it look old on purpose,
of course!
**[20:46] ---**
So that was some surprisingly
shallow treasure hunting, huh?
***SIGN*** Disappointed...
**[20:51] ---**
Shallow or deep doesn't matter!
***SIGN*** Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
**[20:53] ---**
You know? I keep saying this,
**[20:55] ---**
but the solid time you spent doing this
**[20:58] ---**
will become, oh yeah,
the treasure of a lifetime.
**[21:01] ---**
And that is the purpose of we Seekers...
**[21:05] ---**
What if all of the world's buried treasures
turned out to be Seekers?
**[21:11] ---**
Let's pray that's not the case.
**[21:13] ---**
That's the treasure! Oh, yeah!
**[21:13] ---**
Master Fuyuki, may I compress him?
**[21:15] ---**
A truer treasure than anything!
**[21:17] ---**
Do you understand?
**[21:17] ---**
Yeah. Good idea.
**[21:22] ---**
Oh, no!
**[21:25] ---**
Well, these two have been
put through the wringer this time.
**[21:30] ---**
I'm worn out!
**[21:32] ---**
See you again!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Gimme, gimme,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Choudai choudai
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Gimme just one Pekopon.
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
(My!)
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
(Nan to!)
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Why not, why not?
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Datte datte
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
I am tired, sir!
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
tsukareta de arimasu
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
"Shinryakusha~!"
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
(Whaa?!)
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
(E~!?)
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Everything costs money.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Keihi datte kakarimasu
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
The meetings feel monotonous.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
I'm so tired of it! ☆
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Akita desuu☆
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
(Surrender already, darn you!)
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every day,
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Mainichi mainichi
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Analyzing Pekopon.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon wo bunseki
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Cleaning, laundry...
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Souji Sentaku
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
It's perfect, my allowance.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
They tricked me!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
"Damasareta~!"
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
(Hey!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
(Oi!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
We're just killing time by
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Toriaezu sakusen de
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Playing around with operations.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
asonde iru no sa
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Darn you, do it properly!)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Am I a bad guy?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Wagahai warumono?
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
That's weird...
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Okkashii na...
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Kerotamagirokululu~
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Long live Planet Keron!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Banzai Keron-sei
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(You're so mean!)
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(Hidoi yo~)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Long live Planet Keron!
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Banzai Keron-sei
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Everyone, bow!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Zen'in keirei!)
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
***SIGN*** Human Resources
**[23:07] ---**
Keroro here!
**[23:08] ---**
I'm Giroro!
***SIGN*** Short Course
**[23:09] ---**
I'm Dororo! Hey, what does
a "golden parachute" mean?
***SIGN*** Eh?
**[23:12] ---**
It's when you do a really good job
at work and get a high position,
**[23:15] ---**
so as a reward, they give you lots of money
to use as a parachute when you jump.
**[23:17] ---**
That's what Joriri told you, isn't it?
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, golden parachute!
**[23:23] ---**
"Chibi Kero: The Forbidden Game, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: The Terrifying Invaders, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Calamity
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!