# E211 - Musha Kero, Volume I: The Brave Fighter of Legend, Great Sir!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PN4M/musha-kero-volume-i-the-brave-fighter-of-legend-great-sir)<br>
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**[00:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Socks with holes in them,<br>**[00:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ana ga aita kutsushita o<br>**[00:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a waste to throw them away.<br>**[00:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sutetara mottainai n' desu<br>**[00:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's roll them up and play<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with them like a ball!<br>**[00:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Marumete booru de asobou yo<br>**[00:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a wonderful Saturday this is.<br>**[00:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou<br>**[00:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's good to know, sir!<br>**[00:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"<br>**[00:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to tell somebody!<br>**[00:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"<br>**[00:30] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.<br>**[00:30] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsuuuuun
<br>**[00:33] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.<br>**[00:33] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The king has donkey's ears!<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please give me 100 yen.<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hyakuen kudasai<br>**[00:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anytime you want.<br>**[00:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Itsu demo ii n' desu~<br>**[00:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The tissues you blew your nose into,<br>**[00:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hana o kanda chirigami o<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strategy Meeting!!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Operation Omelet
<br>**[00:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a waste to throw them away.<br>**[00:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sutetara mottainai n' desu<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People should just go with the flow.<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not our fault!<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actual crisis
<br>**[00:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.<br>**[00:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makura ni iretara fukka fuka<br>**[01:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a wonderful Saturday this is!<br>**[01:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou<br>**[01:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice idea.<br>**[01:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ii koto kiita ze"<br>**[01:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...<br>**[01:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Andou
<br>**[01:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's dance with Andou-san.<br>**[01:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Andou-san to odorimasho<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Andou.
<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The teacher also has donkey's ears.<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please give me 10 yen.<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Juuen kudasai<br>**[01:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love is okay, too.<br>**[01:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai demo ii n' desu~<br>**[01:26] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi!<br>**[01:26] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Natsumi~!"<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Under a balmy May sky...<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today as ever, one invading alien is pouring<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his all into making Gundam models,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ORA-ZAKU!
<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;great sir.<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero? Great sir?<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is that, sir?<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sound like someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the Warring States period!<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sengoku  (Warring States)
<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Warring States...<br>**[01:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paper-thin...<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! What is it now?<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is... a notification from HQ...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lessee here...<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro Platoon:<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ran (Disorder)
<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;recover the ancient Keron Army weapon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that rests on the Sengoku Ran Star.<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! We're going there again?!<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the story of a new mission<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;given to the Keroro Platoon<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the Sengoku Ran Star...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Keroro!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Kero
<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Kero, Volume I: The Brave<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fighter of Legend, Great Sir!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Volume I The Brave Fighter of Legend great sir
<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so,<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let's recover that legendary ancient<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;weapon pronto and get back home, sir.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Around Here
<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It says it's "around here"...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ugh, this map makes no sense.<br>**[02:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do we have to do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this kind of thing, again?<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meh. Think of it like a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;punishment chore, sir.<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In our recent movie,<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we had a mission to take down the Vipers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;controlling the Sengoku Ran Star,<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we only defeated the youngest one.<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I pretended we'd taken<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out all seven of them,<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and made a false report to HQ...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like they found out.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Annnnnnnnd SEND!!
<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You dumbo. You made a false report?<br>**[03:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When in Rome, do as the Romans do.<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wanna give it a go, then?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pleasure & Pain
<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"There is no pleasure without pain" Gun!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Keroro
<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Keroro!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Foot-Soldier Tamama
<br>**[03:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Foot-Soldier Tamama!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ronin Giroro
<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ronin Giroro!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chief Dororo
<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chief Dororo!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quack Kululu
<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quack Kululu!<br>**[04:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pardon...<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Together, they are...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mu
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sha
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ro
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pla
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toon
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Kero Platoon
<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the Musha Kero Platoon!<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great sir!<br>**[04:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero.<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is heavy, you know that?<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why am I a ronin?<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A foot-soldier sounds weak.<br>**[04:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it is a secret mission.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Keroro
<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have to dress to match that planet's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;culture so we don't stand out.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ronin Giroro
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Foot-Soldier Tamama
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quack Kululu
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chief Dororo
<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our mission this time is not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to defeat the Musha Vipers,<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the retrieval of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ancient legendary weapon!<br>**[04:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may leave the information<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gathering to me!<br>**[05:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He is very lively like this.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pitch-Black
<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not fading into the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;background, either.<br>**[05:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then let's join him!<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Riceballs, please!<br>**[05:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why in blazes are we here?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Comiiiing ♪
<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Coming!<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome!<br>**[05:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Lady Mois... no... wait,<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I met you before... you're the one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who looks just like Mois.<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Old man! We meet again!<br>**[05:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fnnnnuuu! How dare you call my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sergeant an old man to his face!<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought you were a dango seller?<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The name's O-moa.<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I quit selling dango.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a riceball seller now.<br>**[05:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I rolled them with lots of love!<br>**[05:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then let's dig in!<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahhhhh!<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooh! This is salted exquisitely!<br>**[05:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hate to admit it, but it is!<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These takuan are first-class, too!<br>**[05:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The pickled vegetables<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are made by me, too.<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I also have pickled cucumber<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and eggplant, if you like!<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chucchuruu!<br>**[06:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gimme an eggplant.<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here ya go.<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, thanks.<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plus one eggplant.<br>**[06:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, what did you all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;come here for this time?<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We are in search of a legendary treasure.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Around Here
<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're currently on the way to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the village on this map, ma'am.<br>**[06:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This mission is top secret,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;remember?!<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, now. There's no need<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be so strict about it.<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady O-moa, do you know where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the village on this map is?<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, that village is right by here!<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really, ma'am?!<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take you there, if you like!<br>**[06:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay. I'll be here collecting info<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and eating pickled veggies, then.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Booting ...
<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! O-moa! Shallots, please!<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure thing!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Frog Saké
<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glug glug glug glug... ah!<br>**[06:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A legendary Keronian treasure?!<br>**[07:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Searching for treasure <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on land under *my* rule...<br>**[07:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He has guts, I'll give him that!<br>**[07:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whatever that treasure is,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to take it!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Viper Roku-no-jou
<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is Musha Viper,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roku-no-jou, great sir!<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the village on the map, old man!<br>**[07:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nary a person around, ma'am.<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! That's...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Main Energy
<br>**[07:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are they all doing, ma'am?<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're manufacturing fuel.<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuel?<br>**[07:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That giant tank is a manure vat.<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero.<br>**[08:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did you install that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;communication function...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Manure Vat
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Manure
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nutrients
<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like on this planet,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they produce fuel from manure vats.<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's manure?<br>**[08:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Changed my mind.<br>**[08:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those Musha Vipers must be making<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the villagers produce fuel,<br>**[08:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and using it all for themselves!<br>**[08:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So then this village is a mere<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gas station for the Musha Vipers.<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Main Energy Hi-Octane, 150 yen Regular, 100 yen Diesel, 55 yen
<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...th-the hero?!<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The legendary...<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[08:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Legendary hero?<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The brave fighter of legend is really...!<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No... That legend can't be real.<br>**[08:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody! The legend was true!<br>**[08:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The brave fighters of legend<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have arrived at last!<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To save us!<br>**[08:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyuki?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki
<br>**[09:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki? Nuh uh.<br>**[09:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name is Fuyukichi.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyukichi
<br>**[09:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brave heroes! I always<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;believed you would come!<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew it! I knew it!<br>**[09:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Legends are so wonderful!<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is he... out of his gourd?<br>**[09:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to the legend,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;many hundreds of years ago,<br>**[09:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;five brave heroes came from the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sky to defeat the evil ones,<br>**[09:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and brought peace to the village.<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At that time, they left behind...<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the spiritual stone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you see enshrined over there.<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could that be...?<br>**[09:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But is this picture really of us?<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is. At present you are a party of three,<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the legend says that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there are two others.<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly we are a party of five,<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we're not legendary heroes.<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can stop now, Giroro-kun.<br>**[09:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is no need to hide it any longer, sir.<br>**[10:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! We are the ones here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to save this village,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brave Heroes of Legend!!
<br>**[10:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the brave heroes of legend, sir!<br>**[10:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, will you look at that!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The legend was true!<br>**[10:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gerori.<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you were all heroes!<br>**[10:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to see war...<br>**[10:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This can all go on a tab.<br>**[10:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be here again tomorrow with a whole lot<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of delicious riceballs and pickled vegetables!<br>**[10:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Keroro. This is not the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time to be living it up.<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've got a top secret mission to find that legendary ancient weapon!<br>**[10:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't get it, do you, sir?<br>**[10:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get what?<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to the communication from HQ,<br>**[10:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the ancient legendary weapon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is hidden in the stone!<br>**[10:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then... it's in that stone?<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Precisely!<br>**[10:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whuh?<br>**[10:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That stone is precisely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what we came here for.<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The mission is as good as complete, sir.<br>**[11:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey. Are you really planning to walk off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with that stone without saying anything?<br>**[11:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're heroes, aren't we?<br>**[11:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't you get it?<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I've brought<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; a replacement stone.<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll just switch them!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; They'll never notice.<br>**[11:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is just a stone you picked up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;off the ground, right?<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What will you do if they find out?<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They won't.<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is that Pekoponian proverb,<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Even a Gogg's head becomes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;divine through faith," sir.<br>**[11:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There is no such proverb, mister.<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?!<br>**[11:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's not here! Wait a sec!<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going on?! Who did this?!<br>**[11:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who took it?!<br>**[11:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An enemy raid?!<br>**[11:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's...<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Viper!<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could that be one of the seven siblings?<br>**[12:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rejoice, villagers!<br>**[12:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The great Viper Roku-no-jou has come!!<br>**[12:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Roku* (six)-no-jou?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Third Son
<br>**[12:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That would make him the... third son!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sixth Son
<br>**[12:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sixth! The sixth! ...Great sir.<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hand over the village's legendary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;treasure to me, the great Roku-no-jou!<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without warning, Musha Viper parenthesis<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"sixth son" appeared in the village!<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What will you do, Musha Keroro?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great sir!<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The village!<br>**[12:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't hurry up and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hand over the legendary treasure,<br>**[12:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll burn this whole village to the ground!<br>**[12:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold it right there!<br>**[12:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it!<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who are you?!<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey, you two!<br>**[12:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't yell out so loud,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he'll find us, s—<br>**[12:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You Keronians dare to oppose me?!<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[13:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, bye!<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold it!<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That bundle you have on your back...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is that the legendary treasure...?<br>**[13:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Then...<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the one who stole the real spiritual<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stone wasn't Musha Viper?<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh, time out!<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this is what you want... please, go ahead.<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ha. Good, a Keronian who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;knows what's good for him!<br>**[13:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not a chance! I won't hand it over!<br>**[13:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Gourd!<br>**[13:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Little brat!<br>**[13:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the precious spiritual stone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which protects our village!<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll never hand it to you!<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-No, see, the thing is, this stone is...<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hero!<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You impertinent...!<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll beat the crap outta you!<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Run away while you can, sir!<br>**[14:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Okay!<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahhh! Just leave the stone!<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You!<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You won't get away from me!<br>**[14:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hand over the stone!<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Help me!<br>**[14:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[14:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyukichi-dono!<br>**[14:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a...<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...wonderful...<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look out!<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stand back!<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're in the way!<br>**[14:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro! Tamama!<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Viper!<br>**[14:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you lay a single finger<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on Fuyukichi-dono, sir!<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brave hero!<br>**[14:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up!<br>**[14:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero!<br>**[15:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero gero, do you ever stop?!<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll finish you right now!<br>**[15:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm doomed!<br>**[15:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rokumura! Behind you, behind you!<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm?<br>**[15:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, right! Who'd fall for that old trick?!<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No... like, for real...<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That thing! Over there!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously, I'm not kidding!<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Wh—?!<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The stone I borrowed thinking it would be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;perfect for a pickling stone!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Culprit
<br>**[15:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The culprit was O-moa-chan!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great sir.<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Commander, looks like I found it.<br>**[15:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-Found it? Found what?<br>**[15:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The legendary ancient weapon, what else?<br>**[16:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is that?!<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh...?<br>**[16:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There it is!<br>**[16:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that's it.<br>**[16:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's the ancient weapon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were looking for...<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wargh! Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!<br>**[16:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero...<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kh...! S-So that's the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;legendary treasure, is it?!<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hand it over!!<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This is...!<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What...?!<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hero!<br>**[17:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyukichi!<br>**[17:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Get behind me!<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay!<br>**[17:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, crud! Somehow I get the feeling<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm gonna get defeated any second!<br>**[17:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Musha Viper Roku-no-jou!<br>**[17:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, Musha Keroro, shall bring<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;justice upon you, sir!<br>**[17:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew it!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Main Energy
<br>**[17:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My manure vat plan... craaaaaap!<br>**[18:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll remember this!<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You truly were the genuine heroes!<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, thank you!<br>**[18:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Such power, sir...<br>**[18:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this is the ancient legendary weapon...<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero.<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hero!<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you! You really were the real thing!<br>**[18:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well...<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am pretty great, sir.<br>**[18:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is what happens when I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get serious, sir, gero gerori!<br>**[18:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And this spiritual stone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was the real thing, too!<br>**[18:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh, Fuyukichi-dono, that stone's not...<br>**[18:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... Nothing, sir!<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep it enshrined and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;worship it with respect, sir!<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Keroro! That stone is...<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's okay, it's okay. "Even a Gogg's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;head becomes divine through faith," sir.<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gogg's head?<br>**[19:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thereafter, the spiritual stone came to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;known in that village as "The Gogg's Head,"<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and was worshipped and treasured for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a long time to come, great sir.<br>**[19:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well! That puts an end to all that.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A job well done, sir!<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We defeated the sixth son<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Musha Vipers!<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get this thing back<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to Pekopon pronto, sir!<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My honorable leader!<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[19:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My honorable leader! I have ascertained the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;location of the ancient legendary weapon!<br>**[19:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What are you talking about, Dororo?<br>**[19:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's... Look, it's right here.<br>**[19:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mission already complete.<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nin? A green crystal?<br>**[19:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My leader!<br>**[19:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, look who it is. It's the counter.<br>**[19:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this? "The ancient legendary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;weapon you found is one of five."<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"There are four more,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so take care of those too, please."<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it says.<br>**[20:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And we can't go back to Pekopon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until we collect them all?<br>**[20:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;According to my information,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the next is a red crystal,<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and is a prize at the comedy contest being<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;held at the beach village just ahead of here.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Comedy Contest
<br>**[20:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C-Comedy contest?<br>**[20:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We came all the way to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sengoku Ran Star just to do that?<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... just gotta do it, I guess.<br>**[20:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Commander-dono!<br>**[20:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[20:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now! Let us immediately set off for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the point of our next objective!<br>**[20:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Doronuma-kun, you're acting so lively!<br>**[20:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paper-thin...<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Onward!<br>**[20:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh, wait!<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The pickled vegetables... were delicious.<br>**[20:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, wait! Old man! Guys!<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pay your bill!<br>**[20:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The missions of the Musha Kero Platoon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the Sengoku Ran Star<br>**[21:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will still continue for some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;time yet... great sir.<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am terribly sorry.<br>**[21:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no, it's okay, I said, o-jii!<br>**[21:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got to buy medicine for my sick o-jii.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gather!! You Brave Ones With Comedic Souls!! Comedy Contest
<br>**[21:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll enter into this,<br>**[21:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'll exchange that prize<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for money, you see if I don't!<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time: look forward to the action packed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Volume II of Musha Kero, great sir!<br>**[21:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!<br>**[21:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-Ke-Keroro   Keroro Gunsou<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-Ke-Keroro   Keroro Gunsou<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gimme, gimme,<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Choudai   choudai<br>**[21:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gimme just one Pekopon.<br>**[21:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pekopon wo ikko choudai<br>**[21:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(My!)<br>**[21:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Nan to!)<br>**[21:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why not, why not?<br>**[21:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Datte   datte<br>**[21:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am tired, sir!<br>**[21:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tsukareta de arimasu<br>**[21:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Invaders!<br>**[21:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Shinryakusha~!"<br>**[21:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Whaa?!)<br>**[21:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(E~!?)<br>**[21:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything costs money.<br>**[21:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keihi datte kakarimasu<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The meetings feel monotonous.<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kaigi wa manneri muudo<br>**[22:02] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so tired of it! ☆<br>**[22:02] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Akita desuu☆<br>**[22:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Surrender already, darn you!)<br>**[22:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Sassato koufuku shiro~)<br>**[22:05] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Every day, every day,<br>**[22:05] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mainichi   mainichi<br>**[22:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Analyzing Pekopon.<br>**[22:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pekopon wo bunseki<br>**[22:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(That's pretty fun, y'know?)<br>**[22:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)<br>**[22:11] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cleaning, laundry...<br>**[22:11] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Souji   Sentaku<br>**[22:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's perfect, my allowance.<br>**[22:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanpeki desu   Okozukai<br>**[22:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They tricked me!<br>**[22:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Damasareta~!"<br>**[22:17] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Hey!)<br>**[22:17] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Oi!)<br>**[22:17] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're just killing time by<br>**[22:17] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toriaezu sakusen de<br>**[22:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Playing around with operations.<br>**[22:22] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;asonde iru no sa<br>**[22:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Darn you, do it properly!)<br>**[22:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Onore~, majime ni yare!)<br>**[22:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.<br>**[22:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hiiroo wa tsurai   Hiiroo wa nakanai<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I a bad guy?<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wagahai warumono?<br>**[22:37] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's weird...<br>**[22:37] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okkashii na...<br>**[22:38] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Or, like, karmic justice?)<br>**[22:38] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)<br>**[22:40] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then I get down in the dumps.<br>**[22:40] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu<br>**[22:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!<br>**[22:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kerotamagirokululu~<br>**[22:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Long live Planet Keron!<br>**[22:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Banzai Keron-sei<br>**[22:51] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(You're so mean!)<br>**[22:51] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Hidoi yo~)<br>**[22:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Long live Planet Keron!<br>**[22:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Banzai Keron-sei<br>**[22:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Everyone, bow!)<br>**[22:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Zen'in keirei!)<br>**[22:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!<br>**[22:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-Ke-Keroro   Keroro Gunsou<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-Ke-Keroro   Keroro Gunsou<br>**[23:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sergeant Keroro here, sir!<br>**[23:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Detective 556!<br>**[23:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How's the detective work<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; been going recently?<br>**[23:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keeping yourself fed?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glooom
<br>**[23:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dooou!<br>**[23:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think Lady Lavie<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has it pretty hard, too, sir.<br>**[23:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind that!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Surplus
<br>**[23:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Storage units!!<br>**[23:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Keroro: Don't Look At That,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anything But That, Sir!"<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!"<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These two episodes. How's that?<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-Gero!<br>