# E210 - Natsumi: After School Confusion, Sir! / Aki: Children's Day, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZEJ8K/natsumi-after-school-confusion-sir--aki-childrens-day-sir)
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**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Socks with holes in them,
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Marumete booru de asobou yo
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
That's good to know, sir!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to tell somebody!
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
The king has donkey's ears!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 100 yen.
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Hyakuen kudasai
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Anytime you want.
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
The tissues you blew your nose into,
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Hana o kanda chirigami o
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
It's a waste to throw them away.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
sutetara mottainai n' desu
***SIGN*** People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nice idea.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
"Ii koto kiita ze"
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
**[01:08] [SONG] ---**
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
***SIGN*** Andou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's dance with Andou-san.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Andou-san to odorimasho
***SIGN*** I am Andou.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Please give me 10 yen.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Juuen kudasai
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Love is okay, too.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Ai demo ii n' desu~
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
Natsumi!
**[01:26] [SONG] ---**
"Natsumi~!"
**[01:31] ---**
Do you all know the word "confusion"?
***SIGN*** Confusion
**[01:35] ---**
It refers to when you end up
not knowing what to do.
**[01:42] ---**
Time to eat!
**[01:48] ---**
Wh-What is this...?
***SIGN*** Confusion
***SIGN*** Confusion
**[01:56] ---**
What now?
**[01:58] ---**
Yahoo!
**[02:00] ---**
There's a good one!
**[02:01] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:03] ---**
Only the best for us.
**[02:09] ---**
Natsumi: After School Confusion, Sir!
**[02:16] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[02:22] ---**
Fog?
**[02:37] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[02:41] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:43] ---**
What are you doing in a place like this?
**[02:45] ---**
Are you sleeping?
**[02:52] ---**
Would you like...
**[02:53] ---**
...some fries with that?
**[02:55] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] ---**
Would you like some fries with your fries?
**[03:00] ---**
Would you like some fries with that?
**[03:00] ---**
Some fries with that?
**[03:03] ---**
Would you like some fries with that?
**[03:05] ---**
Would you like some, with that?
**[03:10] ---**
Would you, would you, with that, with that?
**[03:13] ---**
Oh, come on! What's going on here?!
**[03:29] ---**
That's good!
**[03:32] ---**
Tastes good, real good.
**[03:43] ---**
Where am I?
***SIGN*** Incoming Call
**[03:59] ---**
I don't know whose phones these are,
**[04:02] ---**
but there's someone calling you!
**[04:14] ---**
Hello?
**[04:15] ---**
At the beep, the time will be
845074:00:39827 a.m.
**[04:29] ---**
Hurry up and do the beep...
**[04:38] ---**
Oh, man, I'm full!
**[04:39] ---**
Should we take this opportunity
to grab a souvenir?
**[04:43] ---**
Nice idea.
**[04:47] ---**
She's late!
**[04:49] ---**
Lady Natsumi is on dinner duty today.
**[04:51] ---**
Where's she goofing off, sir?
**[04:55] ---**
Yeah, I'm hungry...
**[04:58] ---**
If we're worried about Natsumi,
the only thing to do is go and look for her.
**[05:02] ---**
Nah, I don't think it's gotten to that—
**[05:05] ---**
The only thing to do is go and look for her!
**[05:07] ---**
B-But then, on the other hand,
you make a good point, sir!
**[05:15] ---**
And... a beach for some reason.
***SIGN*** Akiyamabenten-mae
**[05:20] ---**
Why...
**[05:22] ---**
...is there a bus...
***SIGN*** Akiyamabenten-mae
**[05:23] ---**
...flying?
**[05:29] ---**
Wh-What?!
***SIGN*** Stopping at next stop
**[05:46] ---**
Stopping at next stop.
**[05:51] ---**
Ma'am.
**[05:55] ---**
Giroro again?
**[05:58] ---**
Do you have anywhere... itchy?
**[06:01] ---**
Huh? Not... really...
**[06:04] ---**
I envy you...
**[06:06] ---**
I am itchy...
**[06:08] ---**
My heart... itches!
**[06:11] ---**
But, Natsumi, you cannot
scratch your heart.
**[06:14] ---**
But my heart really itches.
**[06:17] ---**
But you can't... you can't
scratch your heart...
**[06:20] ---**
Ah... also... the base of the fourth
toe on my left foot... is also...
**[06:29] ---**
I do detect Lady Natsumi
in this area, sir, but...
**[06:32] ---**
Sarge! Look at that!
**[06:36] ---**
Looks like Lady Natsumi is
being held inside there, sir!
**[06:40] ---**
Sis!
**[06:42] ---**
Natsumi!
**[06:44] ---**
What's that?
**[06:47] ---**
That's a Labyrinnian spaceship.
**[06:49] ---**
Labyrinnian?
**[06:51] ---**
They're a slightly odd bunch that
convert confusion into energy.
**[06:55] ---**
Confusion? You mean,
not knowing what to do?
**[06:59] ---**
Pretty much.
**[07:01] ---**
At this rate, Hinata Natsumi will be sucked
of all her confusion energy, and...
***SIGN*** Confusion
**[07:08] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[07:13] ---**
There's no substance!
**[07:15] ---**
It looks like it'd be a wise move
to retreat for the time being, sir!
**[07:19] ---**
But Sis is...
**[07:21] ---**
Yes, but if it gets us, as well...
**[07:23] ---**
Wait, what's this fog-like stuff?
**[07:26] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Press me
**[07:40] ---**
Press me.
**[07:44] ---**
I'm sorry, that is incorrect!
**[07:46] ---**
Hinata Natsumi-san, you get a fallfeit!
**[07:49] ---**
What's incorrect?! And what's a fallfeit?!
**[07:56] ---**
Sis?
**[07:57] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:01] ---**
Huh?
**[08:03] ---**
Fuyuki... and the stupid frog...
**[08:06] ---**
I knew it! This is your doing, isn't it?!
**[08:09] ---**
Sis! It's not Sarge!
**[08:11] ---**
Aliens called Labyrinnians
are responsible for this.
**[08:14] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[08:16] ---**
But Giroro turned up multiple times...
**[08:18] ---**
I... I did?
**[08:25] ---**
Eat my face.
**[08:27] ---**
Hey, me! Stop saying weird crap!
**[08:29] ---**
"Eat my face"?
**[08:31] ---**
I mean, what are you even
supposed to say to that?
**[08:33] ---**
Don't think about it, Sarge!
That's what they want from you!
**[08:37] ---**
What they want?
**[08:38] ---**
The Labyrinnians are confusing us,
**[08:41] ---**
and sucking that out as energy.
**[08:43] ---**
So that's what was going on...
**[08:46] ---**
This is bad!
**[08:47] ---**
They're planning to suck out
all our confusion energy!
**[08:51] ---**
Hey, Keroro! Do something!
**[08:54] ---**
Oh, sure, easy to say "do something"...
**[08:56] ---**
Kululu, do you have any good plans?
**[08:58] ---**
The Labyrinnians are apparently weak
to strong fury energy.
**[09:04] ---**
Strong fury energy?
**[09:07] ---**
Gero...
**[09:10] ---**
About time for last orders?
**[09:12] ---**
'K-Kay, just one more cup.
**[09:14] ---**
Long live Labyrin!
**[09:16] ---**
Lady Natsumi, you big grump!
**[09:18] ---**
Sis, you meanie!
**[09:19] ---**
Y-Y-Y-You... oblivious...!
**[09:22] ---**
S-Sorry... I don't mean it...
**[09:24] ---**
Come on... those aren't going
to get me angry at all.
**[09:27] ---**
Gero...
**[09:28] ---**
Normally I can get Lady Natsumi
angry at the drop of a hat!
**[09:33] ---**
This calls for... that forbidden technique.
**[09:39] ---**
Y-You want *me* to...
**[09:41] ---**
I can do it if you want, sir.
**[09:43] ---**
W-Wait! I won't let you do that!
**[09:45] ---**
Giroro-kun,
**[09:47] ---**
that's why you have to be
the one to do it, sir!
**[09:50] ---**
To save Lady Natsumi!
**[09:52] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[09:58] ---**
How am I supposed to react?
**[10:00] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[10:02] ---**
Forgive me, Natsumi!
**[10:07] ---**
Skirt!
**[10:23] ---**
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
**[10:31] ---**
Foreign substance in the mix?!
**[10:32] ---**
Ergh, pukeatronic!
**[10:35] ---**
YOU FREAKING JERK!
**[10:43] ---**
Retreat, retreat!
**[10:50] ---**
Whaaaa...?!
**[10:52] ---**
We're saved...
**[10:54] ---**
Good job.
**[10:56] ---**
Natsumi...
**[11:03] ---**
There we go.
**[11:05] ---**
Well, it's gotten pretty late,
but to thank you for saving me,
**[11:07] ---**
I'll make you a real treat!
**[11:10] ---**
Thank you, ma'am!
**[11:12] ---**
Well, then! Now all that's over,
**[11:15] ---**
I guess I'll lounge around until dinner
with my Gundam model!
**[11:19] ---**
Gero?
**[11:20] ---**
Wh-What the...
**[11:22] ---**
Natsumi-chan's packed lunch.
***SIGN*** Confusion
**[11:25] ---**
Confusion.
**[11:35] ---**
It's Golden Week.
**[11:37] ---**
Rather than packed sightseeing spots,
**[11:38] ---**
the greatest luxury may be spending it
slowly in the countryside in the fresh air.
**[11:42] ---**
And so, here we are
at Grandma Akina's house.
**[11:47] ---**
Ahh, this takes me back!
**[11:49] ---**
This was when Fuyuki was
two years old, right?
***SIGN*** Age 2
**[11:52] ---**
And this is when Natsumi was five.
***SIGN*** Age 5
**[11:55] ---**
She was a tiny thing!
**[11:57] ---**
That isn't Natsumi, it's you.
**[12:01] ---**
Is it?
**[12:03] ---**
Hey, Natsumi, Fuyuki! Do you want to
compare heights? It's been a while!
**[12:07] ---**
We just recently had ourselves
measured at school, so...
**[12:11] ---**
Yep. I'm 152.5 cm.
**[12:14] ---**
Oh, my...
**[12:15] ---**
Makes me want to go back to the
days when you were tiny again.
**[12:18] ---**
Oh, it certainly does.
**[12:20] ---**
Huh?
**[12:21] ---**
Hey, Mom!
**[12:28] ---**
Aki: Children's Day, Sir!
**[12:34] ---**
Well then, we will now go and
play our hearts out, ma'am!
**[12:36] ---**
See you later!
**[12:38] ---**
Take care out there.
**[12:39] ---**
Let's-la-go!
**[12:40] ---**
Go!
**[12:41] ---**
See you!
**[12:44] ---**
Well, while they're doing that, I'll go down
to the supermarket and do some shopping.
**[12:48] ---**
Oh, you don't need to do that! I'll go.
**[12:50] ---**
You haven't had a break in a while!
Take it easy here.
**[12:54] ---**
I need to get my exercise, in any case.
**[12:58] ---**
Well, all right. I'll take you up
on that and relax here.
**[13:22] ---**
Yes.
**[13:23] ---**
Mom Aki's curiosity is twice
as intense as most people's.
**[13:31] ---**
I wonder what this is!
**[13:34] ---**
Come... out... you...
**[13:45] ---**
A moment of luxury, quietly dropping a
line into the water, surrounded by nature.
**[13:53] ---**
Yes! Seven skips!
**[13:55] ---**
You won't beat me!
**[13:57] ---**
Yahoo!
**[14:01] ---**
Eleven!
**[14:03] ---**
Great going, Sis!
**[14:04] ---**
Yes!
**[14:05] ---**
I hold a record of twenty-five, you know!
**[14:08] ---**
I will not lose! Hi-yah!
**[14:13] ---**
Huh?
**[14:15] ---**
Useless. You're not using
your hips correctly.
**[14:18] ---**
The key is to move them in conjunction
with the swing of your arm.
**[14:21] ---**
Like... that.
**[14:26] ---**
What. Was. That.
**[14:28] ---**
Welp, Giroro *is* the king
of all-talk, after all, sir!
**[14:33] ---**
F-Fine...
**[14:34] ---**
Then how about this?!
**[14:37] ---**
So mean, Giroro-kun!
The fish are escaping!
**[14:43] ---**
Your thirteen was the best in the end, Sis!
**[14:46] ---**
Well, naturally!
**[14:48] ---**
Gaaah! Losing really sucks, sir!
**[14:51] ---**
I have a record of thirty-two
on Planet Keron!
**[14:54] ---**
And Giroro-senpai couldn't
manage more than two.
**[15:00] ---**
We're back!
**[15:02] ---**
I'm so hungry!
**[15:07] ---**
Who's that girl?
**[15:09] ---**
Maybe she lives nearby?
**[15:14] ---**
Hello. My name's Natsumi! What's yours?
**[15:18] ---**
Aki.
**[15:20] ---**
That's the same as Mom!
**[15:22] ---**
I'm Fuyuki.
**[15:24] ---**
What are you two doing at my house?
**[15:27] ---**
Your house?
**[15:30] ---**
What's this?!
**[15:32] ---**
He's funny!
**[15:33] ---**
Gero!
**[15:34] ---**
Why can you see me?!
**[15:36] ---**
She can see the stupid frog?!
**[15:38] ---**
Sarge, is your anti-barrier broken?
**[15:41] ---**
I only just checked it before coming here.
**[15:44] ---**
Should be working perfectly.
**[15:46] ---**
Then...
**[15:49] ---**
This is Mom?!
**[15:51] ---**
Twisty twisty!
**[15:53] ---**
Gero...
**[15:54] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:55] ---**
The "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
was lying on the ground here.
**[16:00] ---**
Looks like it accidentally went off
when it fell on the ground,
**[16:02] ---**
and scored a direct hit on Hinata Aki.
**[16:07] ---**
What'll we do?
**[16:09] ---**
Natchi, it's okay!
**[16:11] ---**
It is made so you turn back to normal
after a certain amount of time passes.
**[16:16] ---**
Oh! Right, so it was!
**[16:19] ---**
Mom as a kid, huh...
**[16:21] ---**
Well, if that's how it is...
**[16:22] ---**
I guess we can just enjoy it, right?
**[16:29] ---**
Go!
**[16:31] ---**
Faster!
**[16:33] ---**
Grrrrr!
**[16:35] ---**
Warghhh! It's a massive robot!
**[16:37] ---**
Help me!
**[16:39] ---**
I'm coming!
**[16:41] ---**
Giddy-up!
**[16:42] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[16:45] ---**
Grin and bear it, sir!
**[16:49] ---**
When it comes to soccer,
I'm always serious!
**[16:52] ---**
I won't go easy on you just
because you're a kid, ma'am!
**[16:56] ---**
Gero!
**[16:56] ---**
Wow!
**[16:57] ---**
She's like Sis!
**[16:59] ---**
Wait, it's Mom, so... is that obvious?
**[17:02] ---**
I will not let you go any further!
**[17:07] ---**
Tama...
**[17:14] ---**
All right!
**[17:15] ---**
Wow, nice!
**[17:17] ---**
Stupid frog, I thought you
were going to get serious?
**[17:20] ---**
W-Well... letting small children
have their fun
**[17:24] ---**
is said to be the maturity of adults,
ma'am! Right, Tamama?
**[17:27] ---**
Y-Yes, you are right, Mr. Sergeant...
**[17:34] ---**
She must be tired out from playing.
**[17:36] ---**
She sure is cute, though!
**[17:38] ---**
It's so strange to think
that this kid is our mom.
**[17:42] ---**
No kidding.
**[17:44] ---**
Well, I believe she should be turning
back to normal any time now, sir.
**[17:48] ---**
Hwaaaa?!
**[17:50] ---**
Th-Th-This is... Wherefore?!!
**[17:53] ---**
Look!
**[17:54] ---**
Gero!
**[17:56] ---**
I-It's...
**[17:57] ---**
Is that the infinity symbol?
**[17:59] ---**
Then Mom's...
**[18:01] ---**
Yes. If we don't do something,
she'll be like this semi-permanently.
**[18:08] ---**
Uh-uh-uh! No worries!
**[18:10] ---**
We just turn the dial this way,
**[18:12] ---**
and we can turn her from
a child to an adult, sir!
**[18:16] ---**
Then... commander... how many years
older do you plan to make her?
**[18:20] ---**
Huh? What do you mean, how many?
We just turn her from a child to an adult, sir.
**[18:24] ---**
Are you an idiot?
**[18:26] ---**
We have to apply the exact number of years,
**[18:29] ---**
or things are gonna get messy.
**[18:31] ---**
Wh-What?
**[18:32] ---**
Inaccuracy...
**[18:34] ---**
Piiipyororopiii!
**[18:36] ---**
If we do this shoddily,
**[18:37] ---**
we could end up with a Hinata Aki who's five
years younger or older than she should be.
**[18:43] ---**
Right...
**[18:44] ---**
But don't you think Mom would be pleased
to be five years younger, actually?
**[18:49] ---**
She might be!
**[18:51] ---**
Tittiri! And what about the five years
of memories she's gonna be missing?
**[18:55] ---**
And if it ends up five years later instead,
**[18:57] ---**
her lifespan will be that much shorter.
**[19:00] ---**
Her lifespan...
**[19:01] ---**
...will be shorter?
**[19:02] ---**
So if we don't determine this
kid's age with precision,
**[19:06] ---**
we can't turn her back to normal.
**[19:08] ---**
Gero...
**[19:09] ---**
What'll we do? If Mom
doesn't turn back to normal...
**[19:13] ---**
That'd be terrible!
**[19:14] ---**
It would, sir!
**[19:16] ---**
Who in the world would
give me my allowance, sir?
**[19:20] ---**
Look at this, everyone!
**[19:24] ---**
Marks on the pillar?
**[19:25] ---**
Correct. They are height marks.
***SIGN*** Age 5
**[19:28] ---**
These are the records by which
we can tell her age precisely.
**[19:32] ---**
I get it!
**[19:36] ---**
Aki-chan, stay still for just a moment, okay?
***SIGN*** Age 5
**[19:41] ---**
Smaller than five years old.
**[19:44] ---**
There's no mark for three or four...
**[19:46] ---**
No good... I thought it
was a good idea, myself.
**[19:50] ---**
We are back to square one.
**[19:53] ---**
Oh, my! All comparing heights?
**[19:56] ---**
Grandma!
**[19:58] ---**
That girl...
**[20:04] ---**
I thought it was somewhere around here...
**[20:12] ---**
She matches perfectly
when she's on tiptoe!
**[20:14] ---**
She really does!
**[20:15] ---**
It's just like this photo!
**[20:17] ---**
Looks unmistakable.
***SIGN*** Aki, age 5
**[20:25] ---**
Here we go, then!
**[20:40] ---**
I must have fallen asleep at some point...
**[20:46] ---**
Oh no! You were all watching me sleep?!
**[20:51] ---**
You looked so cute sleeping.
**[20:54] ---**
Didn't she, Natchan?
**[20:55] ---**
Yep!
**[20:58] ---**
I think I dreamed of
when I was a little girl.
**[21:03] ---**
Come on, Mom, let's compare heights!
**[21:07] ---**
Well? See how much we've grown?
**[21:09] ---**
You've still got a ways to go!
**[21:11] ---**
Us, too.
**[21:13] ---**
You're all the same height, huh.
**[21:17] ---**
Tama...
**[21:19] ---**
It was a terrible accident
that happened to Mom Aki.
**[21:22] ---**
But the marks on the pillar from
when she was young saved her.
**[21:26] ---**
All's well that ends well.
***SIGN*** Aki, age 5
**[21:28] ---**
But the happiest person here...
was actually Grandma Akina.
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
**[21:35] [SONG] ---**
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Gimme, gimme,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Choudai choudai
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Gimme just one Pekopon.
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
(My!)
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
(Nan to!)
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Why not, why not?
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Datte datte
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
I am tired, sir!
**[21:49] [SONG] ---**
tsukareta de arimasu
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
"Shinryakusha~!"
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
(Whaa?!)
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
(E~!?)
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Everything costs money.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Keihi datte kakarimasu
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
The meetings feel monotonous.
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
I'm so tired of it! ☆
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Akita desuu☆
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
(Surrender already, darn you!)
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every day,
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Mainichi mainichi
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Analyzing Pekopon.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Pekopon wo bunseki
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Cleaning, laundry...
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Souji Sentaku
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
It's perfect, my allowance.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
They tricked me!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
"Damasareta~!"
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
(Hey!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
(Oi!)
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
We're just killing time by
**[22:17] [SONG] ---**
Toriaezu sakusen de
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Playing around with operations.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
asonde iru no sa
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Darn you, do it properly!)
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Am I a bad guy?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Wagahai warumono?
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
That's weird...
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Okkashii na...
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Kerotamagirokululu~
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Long live Planet Keron!
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Banzai Keron-sei
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(You're so mean!)
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
(Hidoi yo~)
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Long live Planet Keron!
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Banzai Keron-sei
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Everyone, bow!)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
(Zen'in keirei!)
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
**[23:07] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
***SIGN*** Pitch-Black
**[23:09] ---**
Ta-da! Musha Kero is finally
making his TV appearance, sir!
**[23:12] ---**
Wait, why a Japanese warrior?
Am I going to be a knight next?
**[23:15] ---**
In fact... isn't the program
title going to change?
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that! Prithee, prepare
yourselves for our grand escapades, sir!
**[23:25] ---**
"Musha Kero, Volume I: The Brave
Fighter of Legend, Great Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!