# E2 - Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir! / Momoka & Tamama: Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PZEJ/momoka--tamama-move-out-sir--momoka--tamama-operation-overload-the-hinatas-sir)<br>
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero! Kero! Kero!<br>**[00:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero! Kero! Kero!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forward ho! To conquer Earth!<br>**[00:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iza susume~   Chikyuu shinryaku se yo<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-kero kero!<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ke-kero kero~!<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I leave home with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an umbrella, it never rains.<br>**[00:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare<br>**[00:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"<br>**[00:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"<br>**[00:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot to cook rice for the curry!<br>**[00:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Karee no raisu o takiwasure<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I pinched my pinky in the closing door.<br>**[00:29] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shimaru doa   koyubi hasanda<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hopped on to find it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was going the wrong way.<br>**[00:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tobinottara yukisaki chigau<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The company vacation was to Keron.<br>**[00:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shain ryokou wa Keron<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, dinner is much cheaper<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you buy it at the store!<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Gero! Gero!<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero! Gero! Gero!<br>**[00:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.<br>**[00:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Takaraka ni~   Shouri no otakebi wo<br>**[00:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-gero gero!<br>**[00:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-gero gero~!<br>**[00:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I run to answer the phone,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it's a fax coming in.<br>**[00:54] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri<br>**[01:00] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today marks "the first year<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Keroro era"!<br>**[01:00] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"<br>**[01:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sweep the square areas circularly.<br>**[01:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake<br>**[01:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.<br>**[01:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.<br>**[01:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.<br>**[01:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, five minutes from the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;station was actually fifteen!<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!<br>**[01:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well then, soldier men,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's a job well done!<br>**[01:23] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!<br>**[01:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone harbors a secret.<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, for instance,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; is a young girl with a secret.<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See... the secret?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Secret
<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to show this to Hinata-kun,<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and today without fail,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to get close to him.<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Momoka & Tamama Move Out, Sir!<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; *The passwords are: <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro and Sergeant. 3, 2, 1, fire! **<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I overslept! I'll be late for school!<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning, Master Fuyuki!<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning, Sarge!<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This "school" thing,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do you have to attend every day?<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, yeah. I hate studying, but<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get to meet lots of my friends there.<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Friends?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Friends? Comrades?
<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Comrades? Comrades...?<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, drat!<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been so wrapped up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this silly life,<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot all about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;looking for my comrades!<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me!<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the big idea, you stupid frog?!<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My low-energy,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;eco-safe vacuum cleaner, Sucker!<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Its disposable dust bag system<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has made it so powerful!<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge! Where were you going?<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You weren't planning to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; go outside, were you?<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Exactly that! To find my comrades<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;scattered throughout this planet<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is my most pressing duty...<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you understand what your position is here?<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're discovered, all the people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in town will panic!<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You may not be able to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;come home in one piece.<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dissection... physical experiments...<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Being crushed under a car...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dissection
<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dissection!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Experimentation
<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Experimentation!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An Unforeseen Accident
<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;An unforeseen accident...<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't want that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stay put in this house.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata
<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no, look at the time!<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge, watch the house, okay?<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not even my own father hit me!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; No one's going to dissect me!<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't invade Earth if I'm dead.<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So it's not like I'm abandoning<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my comrades, right?<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Abandoning your comrades<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a terrible thing to do!<br>**[03:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a failure as a commander!<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll be the new leader!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Failure as a Commander!
<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Failure as a commander!<br>**[03:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no! I almost betrayed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the trust of my men<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and lost my cherished position<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as platoon leader!<br>**[03:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Phew, that was close!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Resuming course of action!<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heading north-northwest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about two kilometers!<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Using Master Fuyuki's school as a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; base camp, I will resume the search.<br>**[03:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Onward!<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Camouflage!<br>**[04:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[04:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was that strange vibe?<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right. Let's practice serving next.<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The last person I wished<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to come across was Lady Natsumi!<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Schools are frightening places!<br>**[04:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyuki! Where is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyuki?! I want to go home!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Occult Club
<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, the first meeting of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Occult Club is now open.<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That said... I'm the president<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and also the only member.<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right, Sarge is at home all alone.<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyuki... Master Fuyuki!<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge! What's he doing in school?<br>**[05:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata-kun...<br>**[05:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no, he's leaving. I've been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;waiting all morning for this chance!<br>**[05:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, then...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The last resort
<br>**[05:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The last resort!<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Charge
<br>**[05:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nishizawa-san! Are you all right?<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! Two people bash into each other and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;love blooms forth! I've seen it happen!<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention.<br>**[05:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, I have to go!<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, wait... Hinata-kun!<br>**[05:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-What is it?<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The scene: after school,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in front of an empty classroom...<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should I just confess my love?<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... err... I...<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata-kun, would... would...<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Would?<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Words can carry magical power, right?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Magic Words
<br>**[06:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think you can deny the possibility.<br>**[06:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess not. To tell you the truth,<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've always wanted to investigate things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like the seven wonders of the school, and...<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid Momoka! I was almost there!<br>**[06:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? That's awesome!<br>**[06:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're interested in joining<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my Occult Club, you are so welcome!<br>**[06:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, this is the club insignia.<br>**[06:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you make...?<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, it's handmade.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; See, you can use it as a pin.<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata-kun made it himself...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it matches his!<br>**[06:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you tomorrow!<br>**[06:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please wait!<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-What is it?<br>**[06:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I cannot let this chance slip away!<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... I... I've always wanted to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell you... that I've fal... fal...<br>**[06:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fal...?<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fall... Fall...<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fa...<br>**[07:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fart...ed?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smelly Smelly Smelly
<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that wasn't me!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I've always had a strong stomach.<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if it's loud, it doesn't smell.<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I prefer vegetables to meat.<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And in autumn, potatoes are the best.<br>**[07:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And oh, the matsutake mushrooms!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; But it's not autumn yet...<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I don't know what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm saying! Goodbye!<br>**[07:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Geez, Nishizawa is pretty weird.<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's over! He hates me!<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata-kun definitely thinks it was me!<br>**[07:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And it had to be such a smelly fart!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enter: a new character
<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enter: a new character!<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, stretching feels so good!<br>**[07:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I drank colas all day,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and I felt so gassy!<br>**[07:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And when it comes to smelly farts,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can really cut the cheese!<br>**[07:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all, the average Keronian's fart<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;measures 9,500 poo-hekoki,<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but mine is nearly five times greater<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at 50,000 poo-hekoki.<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you can imagine just how potent<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mine smells. Right, Momocchi?<br>**[08:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut the hell up!<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata-kun... If only I were more aggressive...<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And just what are you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to do to me?!<br>**[08:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The moment was perfect, and you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;completely ruined it! You moron!<br>**[08:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all your fault!<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this! Take this! Take this!<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Experimentation...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brainwashing... dissection...<br>**[08:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge!<br>**[08:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please no! No dissection!<br>**[08:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge, it's me!<br>**[08:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyuki! My safety is more<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;important than being a squad leader.<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go home!<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is an SOS from a comrade!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your leader is coming!<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's Private 2nd Class Tamama!<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nishizawa-san!<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why, you...!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who do you think saved you<br>**[08:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when a stray dog was about to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bury you six feet under?!<br>**[09:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think one's gonna hit me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any moment now!<br>**[09:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You brought shame upon your life saver!<br>**[09:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Life... saver?<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[09:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hit it!<br>**[09:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is bad!<br>**[09:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge!<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! Stop!<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nishizawa-san!<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Private 2nd Class Tamama! Private!<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mister Sergeant...?!<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're alive, Private Tamama!<br>**[09:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How I've wanted to see you!<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nishizawa-san!<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Sarge, that was mean!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Even if it was to save your friend!<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[09:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You misunderstand!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; She was the one in danger.<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Private 2nd Class Tamama<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has a certain secret...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Snap
<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit bothering me!<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As you can see...<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...no one knows what'll happen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; if he loses his temper.<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be more prudent, Private Tamama.<br>**[10:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You nearly returned evil<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for her good deed.<br>**[10:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I owe my life to Momocchi!<br>**[10:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You son of a...<br>**[10:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you all right?<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Hinata-kun!<br>**[10:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you had an alien encounter, too.<br>**[10:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me introduce you.<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He is one of my platoon members,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Private 2nd class Tamama.<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice to meet you.<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! Tama-chan, you found a comrade!<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks to your bringing me to school!<br>**[10:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir, may I stay with Momocchi?<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, that'll be more effective to fool<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Pekoponians. Your request is granted.<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[11:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you soon, Mr. Sergeant.<br>**[11:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you later.<br>**[11:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye for now!<br>**[11:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata-kun and I have matching pins.<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope this leads to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting closer to Hinata-kun...<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said frog off, you dumb fly!<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?! You destroyed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my precious pin! You're dead meat!<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahhh! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And thus, Fuyuki became convinced<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that pets take after their owners.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata
<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That day, a special Alien Countermeasure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meeting was held at the Hinata house.<br>**[11:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Being invited to Hinata-kun's house<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is like a dream!<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The other day, I rushed to confess my love,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and totally screwed up. But today...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun
<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun!<br>**[12:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a starting point, I'll begin<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with calling him by his first name!<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun!<br>**[12:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hi, Nishizawa-san!<br>**[12:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun, this isn't much, but...<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun... Fuyuki-kun... F-F-Fu...<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Momoka & Tamama:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Operation Overload the Hinatas, Sir!<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-F-Fu...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;30 minutes later
<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you Fuyuki's friend?<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who'd be this bold?! Talking about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinata-kun without an honorific!<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Momocchi, are we there yet?<br>**[12:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aha. You must be the Tamama<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've heard so much about.<br>**[12:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're more like a cute tadpole<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;than a frog.<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you Hinata-kun's older sister?<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I'm Natsumi. Nice to meet you.<br>**[12:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Nishizawa Momoka.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm glad to meet you, too.<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No more formalities.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just come on in.<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki! Fuyuki!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have a cute visitor.<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a pretty fast worker, aren't you?<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's getting on my nerves.<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just 'cause you're his sister doesn't mean<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you can call him "Fuyuki, Fuyuki" all day long!<br>**[13:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid frog, your henchman is also here.<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She called my sergeant "stupid"!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's unforgivable!<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Nishizawa-san!<br>**[13:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome! Come on in.<br>**[13:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Hinata-kun is wearing an apron!<br>**[13:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Fukki! Hello!<br>**[13:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Err, thank you for inviting me, F-F-Fuyu...<br>**[13:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry to call you over.<br>**[13:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's have a thorough discussion<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about how we and aliens can coexist.<br>**[13:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay.<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The smell of Hinata-kun's house...<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really feel close to Hinata-kun right now.<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm starting to feel like I'm going to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;able to call him "Fuyuki-kun" naturally...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smelly Smelly Smelly
<br>**[14:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yuck! What is this smell?<br>**[14:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone, evacuate!<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The food is escaping!<br>**[14:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Food...?<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you do, Sarge?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should have kept the lid on!<br>**[14:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, my bad.<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My special treat for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Private Tamama is totally ruined!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FX Pizza with Assorted Outer Space Toppings
<br>**[14:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The FX pizza with assorted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;outer space toppings! My favorite!<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted to surprise you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; with a Keronian local delicacy.<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I appreciate your kindness.<br>**[14:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this crap? Are you trying<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to kill me? You filthy son of a...<br>**[14:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your friend is very "unique."<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Don't you think so?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Snap
<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You never know when to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;give up, do you?<br>**[14:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see... The superior and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the subordinate are quite alike.<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero!<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Private Tamama!<br>**[14:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will not allow any<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;rough stuff in my host's home!<br>**[15:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cripes! Just make sure you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clean up all this mess.<br>**[15:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Roger that!<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C'mon, private!<br>**[15:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on in, too, Nishizawa-san.<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right.<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, then... we're alone at last, Tamama.<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, Mr. Sergeant!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gerogerogero...
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamatamatama...
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Resonance?
<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Resonance?<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What soothing harmony!<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, let's review the progress,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Private 2nd Class Tamama.<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, Mr. Sergeant!<br>**[15:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are five of us in my unit.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So the other three must be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;somewhere planetside.<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If all five of us can get together,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;taking this planet will be a cinch!<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, let me say one thing,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Private Tamama.<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?<br>**[15:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyuki and his family<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; have sheltered me<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from Pekoponians who would have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dissected me. I owe them my life.<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You must never trouble them.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crane Frog
<br>**[16:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're irrelevant to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;our invasion of Pekopon.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Grateful Crane Frog
<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I understand! You are such a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;man of honor, Mr. Sergeant!<br>**[16:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is why you are my hero.<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it. I'm blushing.<br>**[16:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that this discussion is over,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let us wind up what we began.<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The vitality of that FX pizza's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; outer space toppings<br>**[16:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is frighteningly strong.<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do we have to clean up?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Why not let the maid do it?<br>**[16:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maid? Uhh... who is that?<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, come on!<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A maid is a professional<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at cleaning and housework.<br>**[16:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you saying there's no maid<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this house?<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamama, what kind of life<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have you had on Pekopon?<br>**[16:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, a very average lifestyle.<br>**[16:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I lack for nothing.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sleep, rise and play when I feel like it.<br>**[16:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If anything is hard,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; it's deciding what to drink and eat.<br>**[17:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm always drinking too much cola,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I can't stop farting.<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have so many Gundam models,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't keep up with the new releases.<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something wrong, Mr. Sergeant?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Loser
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Winner
<br>**[17:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Mr. Sergeant!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Foreshadowing
<br>**[17:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Foreshadowing.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First Special Countermeasure Meeting on Space Aliens Agenda: How to co-exist with aliens
<br>**[17:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The first special countermeasure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meeting on aliens will now begin.<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm all alone with Hinata-kun.<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;First, let's exchange some ideas on how<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we can coexist without any trouble...<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is my chance to call out his name!<br>**[17:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;While I give him this gift,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll say it naturally...<br>**[17:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm...<br>**[17:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, Nishizawa-san?<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... this isn't much but... F-F-Fu...<br>**[17:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki, here's some tea.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bargain Sale Positivity
<br>**[17:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-Fu-Fu...<br>**[17:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... I'm sorry, was it too hot?<br>**[17:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh no, not at all.<br>**[17:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, where were we?<br>**[17:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yes. In order to avoid trouble,<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'd better not take them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to school. And...<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't much, but... F-Fu-Fu...<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Momocchi!<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, that was awfully fast!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Did you get everything clean?<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, man. I'm a sergeant, y'know...<br>**[18:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why my situation is so different<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the lesser-ranked Tamama's?<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I must have infiltrated<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the wrong house...<br>**[18:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge? Why're you sulking?<br>**[18:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn, those meddlers are back.<br>**[18:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looky, Sarge! We got some gifts!<br>**[18:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, hamburgers from WcDonald's!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Nishizawa-san!<br>**[18:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's nothing much...<br>**[18:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The meat is the best-grade<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Matsuzaka beef,<br>**[18:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the freshly-picked Idaho potatoes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just came by air this morning.<br>**[18:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's one of the specialties<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the Nishizawa Stores.<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nishizawa Stores?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your family owns a hamburger chain?<br>**[18:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a WcDonald's store<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inside Momocchi's house.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?
<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's also a toy store,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; a cake shop, a convenience store...<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can get just about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anything you need in the mansion.<br>**[18:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By any chance, are you...<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the daughter of a super-rich magnate?<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that's not important... F-F-Fu...<br>**[19:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sergeant, please eat and cheer up!<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do you eat this stuff?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like this? Or this?<br>**[19:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop being so grumpy. Here!<br>**[19:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, wow!<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mother, it's so good! This is the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ultimate Matsuzaka beef, all right!<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't it?<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And let's see... the fries.<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-F-Fu...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Delicious
<br>**[19:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! Absolutely delicious!<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crispy on the outside and fluffy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on the inside. The ultimate best!<br>**[19:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't have a meeting like this!<br>**[19:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, guys, you can<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have the fries. So go away.<br>**[19:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crap! At this rate, I'll never be able<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get close to Fuyuki-kun!<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go for it, Momoka. Just say it!<br>**[19:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm...<br>**[19:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?<br>**[19:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-F-Fu...<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Flying saucers exist, do you think?<br>**[19:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, Sarge uses them,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I guess they do.<br>**[19:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yes, of course.<br>**[19:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what I really mean is... F-F-Fu...<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feu de pot cooking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is really nice in winter.<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?!<br>**[20:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-F-Fu... Fu... Food is fun.<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fun is first in life...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But food is important...<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Figs are nice when it comes to food.<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Food is good in winter,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but figs are summer fruits...<br>**[20:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, this is the pits! Fuyuki-kun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;probably thinks I'm so weird!<br>**[20:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...so there's feu de pot, but probably<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the best thing is shabu-shabu!<br>**[20:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umm... I...<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun, behind you!<br>**[20:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun, are you all right?!<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, thanks, Nishizawa-san.<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so glad, Fuyuki-kun...<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said it!<br>**[20:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Speechless
<br>**[20:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I heard it! I heard it!<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that moment of excitement,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you said "Fuyuki-kun."<br>**[20:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She finally said it, huh?<br>**[21:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were running some subtle<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;interference. Did you notice?<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You knew all along, you son of a...!<br>**[21:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come over to our house<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; next time, Mr. Sergeant!<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be sure to visit!<br>**[21:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I'm not just saying this for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the sake of politeness!<br>**[21:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take my leave now.<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye.<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't feel like we accomplished<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;much in this meeting.<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[21:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But for Momoka, it was undoubtedly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a very fruitful day.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun
<br>**[21:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun...<br>**[21:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aikotoba wa Afuro to Gunsou<br>**[21:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The passwords are:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro and Sergeant.<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro (Afuro) Gunsou (Gunsou)   3,2,1 Fire!<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;3, 2, 1, fire!<br>**[21:51] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro Gunsou   Afuro Gunsou wa afuro<br>**[21:51] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant is Afro.<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro Gunsou   Afuro Gunsou wa afuro<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant is Afro.<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ranbou ni hipparu na<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kiyasuku yubi de tsumamu na!<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't pull on it hard.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't pinch it so freely.<br>**[22:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore ijou chikazuku na<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Itazura suru na, sawaru na!<br>**[22:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't come any closer!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't fool with it. Don't touch it!<br>**[22:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chiri Chiri Jori Jori Babe<br>**[22:21] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Frizzy frizzy scratchy scratchy babe.<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bosa Bosa (Kushya Kushya) Mojya Mojya<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shaggy shaggy (wrinkly crinkly)<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; messy messy.<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kibishii tatakai da ga<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tonikaku haragoshirae<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a tough battle,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; but first we have to eat our fill.<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pyua na uchuu no seimei<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sunao sugite heso magari<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A pure space life form,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so honest that he's crooked.<br>**[22:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Teki wa kinpatsu de sutoreeto   3,2,1 Fire!<br>**[22:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The enemy has straight<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;blond hair. 3, 2, 1, fire!<br>**[22:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant is Afro.<br>**[22:49] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro Gunsou   Afuro Gunsou wa afuro<br>**[22:56] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afuro Gunsou   Afuro Gunsou wa afuro<br>**[22:56] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Afro Sergeant is Afro.<br>**[23:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's me, Tamama!<br>**[23:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a new semester out there.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How do you like your new school year?<br>**[23:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some of you are in new schools now,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right? How is that?<br>**[23:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And those who just started working,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; how are you doing?<br>**[23:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And job-hoppers,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;think about setting down!<br>**[23:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone do your best,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but please don't kill yourselves.<br>**[23:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind that. Next time,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be in a pinch!<br>**[23:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Keroro's Critical Point Breached, Sir!"<br>**[23:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And...<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Keroro's Secret Mission Begins, Sir!"<br>**[23:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two stories!<br>**[23:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-Gero!<br>