# E193 - Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit Without Honor and Humanity, Sir! / Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPN95/keroro-new-years-shrine-visit-without-honor-and-humanity-sir--keroro-sechira-versus-zonira-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
***SIGN*** First Plan of the New Year Activated
**[01:52] ---**
Keroro, wake up. Keroro, wake up.
**[01:57] ---**
Gero...
**[01:59] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Happy New Year, sir!
**[02:15] ---**
Happy new year, sir!
**[02:21] ---**
What a bracing dawn!
**[02:24] ---**
The first sunrise of the new year!
**[02:29] ---**
However! This is just the prologue.
**[02:32] ---**
The real thing is coming up next!
**[02:38] ---**
Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit
Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!
***SIGN*** Oma Shrine
**[02:50] ---**
Anyway, this place is packed.
**[02:52] ---**
We stepped off the train and into this line.
**[02:55] ---**
It can't be helped. It's always one of the
top-ranked shrines to visit for New Year's.
**[03:01] ---**
But they only come in droves
at a time like this.
**[03:04] ---**
I wish these sheeple
would wake up, and...
**[03:07] ---**
You're the one who wanted
to come here, stupid frog.
**[03:11] ---**
Indeed.
**[03:12] ---**
I figured if we're going to visit a shrine,
**[03:14] ---**
we might as well make it a major one
that would likely bring good luck!
**[03:17] ---**
New Year's Day is the key of the year.
**[03:20] ---**
In everything, well begun is half done.
***SIGN*** Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
**[03:23] ---**
So this time, I'll have a perfect
New Year's shrine visit.
**[03:26] ---**
I'll pray to God Almighty and Buddha,
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Complete
**[03:28] ---**
and achieve the successful
invasion of Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Oma Shrine
**[03:37] ---**
W-We finally made it!
**[03:40] ---**
Or so I thought, but the line keeps going on!
**[03:43] ---**
We would've been better off staying home and
watching the talent show or whatever on TV.
**[03:49] ---**
Well, it is New Year's,
so let us take it easy.
**[03:52] ---**
Um, Sergeant Major Kululu there
is really just a copy robot!
***SIGN*** New Year's Shrine Visit
***SIGN*** Invasion
***SIGN*** Nap
**[03:57] ---**
Although, as usual, no one notices.
**[04:01] ---**
New Year's shrine visits are tiring.
**[04:04] ---**
Curry is good, but I like
traditional new year's food, too.
**[04:09] ---**
Should I get the money offering ready?
**[04:11] ---**
It looks like we've still got a good ways to go
before we can make the money offering.
**[04:15] ---**
Wait a second!
**[04:17] ---**
Isn't there something you need to do
before making the money offering?
**[04:20] ---**
Um...
**[04:22] ---**
Sheesh, you people are amateurs.
***SIGN*** Hand-washing
**[04:24] ---**
Wash your hands! You wash your hands!
***SIGN*** Purified Heart
**[04:28] ---**
First, splash your hands with water.
**[04:31] ---**
Then rinse out your mouth to purify yourself.
**[04:34] ---**
That's the correct order of worshiping.
**[04:37] ---**
But that might be a little difficult.
**[04:40] ---**
Gero?
**[04:41] ---**
After all, look.
***SIGN*** Hand-washing Area
**[04:43] ---**
I'd say it would be extremely
difficult getting over there.
**[04:46] ---**
Or, like, secure fortress?
***SIGN*** Secure Fortress
**[04:48] ---**
Not for me!
**[04:50] ---**
In order to make this
New Year's shrine visit perfect,
**[04:53] ---**
I'll do whatever it takes to wash my hands
**[04:55] ---**
and rinse out my mouth, sir!
***SIGN*** Purified Heart
**[05:11] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[05:12] ---**
Don't do what he did.
**[05:15] ---**
Now let's make an offering!
**[05:19] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[05:21] ---**
Where's the collection box?
**[05:23] ---**
Where is it?
**[05:24] ---**
Oh, over there, Mr. Corporal!
***SIGN*** Offering Box
**[05:25] ---**
This is it.
**[05:26] ---**
Is that a dummy box?
It's gotta be a dummy, right?
**[05:29] ---**
It is a dummy. It is more an
offering pool than an offering box.
**[05:33] ---**
That can't be helped.
**[05:34] ---**
If they didn't do it like this, they wouldn't
be able to handle the mob of people.
**[05:39] ---**
By the way, where's the stupid frog?
**[05:41] ---**
Huh? I haven't seen him since he ran off.
**[05:44] ---**
Or, like, missing Uncle?
**[05:46] ---**
He probably got sick of waiting
in line and went home by himself.
**[05:49] ---**
I can see him doing that.
**[05:51] ---**
Yes, indeed.
**[05:52] ---**
Yeah. Maybe we should've stuck
with our neighborhood shrine.
**[05:59] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[06:01] ---**
So Lady Natsumi's offering is five yen?
***SIGN*** Five Yen
***SIGN*** Ties with People
**[06:04] ---**
Which has a homophone that
means "ties with people."
**[06:07] ---**
As for Master Fuyuki...
***SIGN*** Ten Yen
***SIGN*** Twice as Much
**[06:08] ---**
There!
**[06:09] ---**
Ten yen. He'll probably have double the luck
of Lady Natsumi regarding relationships.
**[06:13] ---**
Next is Lady Mom.
***SIGN*** 50 Yen
***SIGN*** Ten Times as Much
**[06:15] ---**
50 yen! Ten times Lady Natsumi's
offering. How generous!
**[06:19] ---**
And Giroro...
***SIGN*** Natsumi
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[06:21] ---**
Another five yen.
**[06:23] ---**
He must be thinking of Lady Natsumi.
**[06:26] ---**
What about Kululu?
***SIGN*** ???
***SIGN*** Breaking the Rules
**[06:27] ---**
A token from an arcade?
Isn't that breaking the rules?
**[06:32] ---**
But Dororo...
***SIGN*** Copper Coin
**[06:34] ---**
A copper coin...
**[06:35] ---**
What period is that from?!
**[06:38] ---**
As for Private Tamama...
***SIGN*** Miser
**[06:40] ---**
O-One yen!
**[06:41] ---**
Even though he's flush with money from
Lady Momoka's New Year's gift! What a miser!
**[06:46] ---**
And it's almost my turn.
**[06:49] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:51] ---**
I was worried, thinking
we might never meet again!
**[06:54] ---**
That's a lie.
**[06:58] ---**
I'm different from all of you.
**[07:00] ---**
I'm not going to toss
my offering into a plastic pool.
**[07:04] ---**
I'm going to place my offering
in the actual offering box!
**[07:07] ---**
And 500 yen!
***SIGN*** Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
**[07:08] ---**
It's to make this a perfect
New Year's shrine visit!
***SIGN*** Offerings
***SIGN*** Offerings
***SIGN*** Clink
**[07:20] ---**
That was great, Sarge!
**[07:21] ---**
Gero gero!
***SIGN*** Offering Box
**[07:23] ---**
I found out well in advance that we wouldn't
be able to get close to the offering box.
**[07:27] ---**
Therefore...
***SIGN*** Offering-throwing Training Sling
**[07:29] ---**
...I've been wearing an offering-throwing
training sling for the past several months
**[07:32] ---**
and have undergone strenuous training!
**[07:35] ---**
On top of that,
***SIGN*** Infinite Stretching Magic Hand
**[07:36] ---**
I prepared this!
***SIGN*** Offerings
**[07:39] ---**
So I can ring that bell.
**[07:42] ---**
If you had that tool, you should also
have used it to put in the offering.
**[07:50] ---**
Just as planned.
**[07:51] ---**
Purify myself, give the offering,
ring the bell.
**[07:55] ---**
Everything done in the proper order.
**[07:58] ---**
I pray that the Keroro Platoon and the
Hinata family stay healthy this year.
**[08:03] ---**
And I pray that I can get the first Gundam model
and *Captain Geroro* video game of the new year.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[08:09] ---**
N-No, I mean...
**[08:11] ---**
I pray that we accomplish the invasion
of Pekopon this year for sure!
**[08:15] ---**
Um, beyond that...
**[08:17] ---**
Anyway, answer my prayers, okay?
**[08:19] ---**
Remember, I gave you 500!
***SIGN*** Talisman
***SIGN*** Arrow to Ward Off Evil
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Treasure Ship
Prosperous Business
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Prosperous Business Arrow to Ward Off Evil
**[08:27] ---**
I got a talisman, an arrow to
ward off evil, and a bamboo rake!
**[08:31] ---**
I used up most of the New Year's money
I got from Lady Mom...
***SIGN*** Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
**[08:35] ---**
But!
**[08:36] ---**
I did it to accomplish a perfect
New Year's shrine visit!
**[08:39] ---**
And now,
**[08:41] ---**
today's second main event,
**[08:44] ---**
writing my wish on a votive tablet!
**[08:46] ---**
Or, like, sacred writing?
***SIGN*** I hope that I can always go out and have fun with Olka-san, Choco Mickey, Shel-san and the rest. - Ash
**[08:52] ---**
But before I present mine,
**[08:55] ---**
I'll take a look at everyone else's wishes.
***SIGN*** Rise, Citizens
***SIGN*** I'm waiting for Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript. - Hinata Aki
**[08:58] ---**
What's this?
**[08:59] ---**
I'm waiting for Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript.
**[09:02] ---**
That's Lady Mom's wish.
***SIGN*** I wish to encounter Mokele-mbembe, Ogopogo, and Takitaro. - Hinata Fuyuki
**[09:06] ---**
I wish to encounter Mokele-mbembe,
Ogopogo, and Takitaro.
**[09:11] ---**
That's just like Master Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** Be careful around fires.
***SIGN*** Grrr! That woman! - Tamama
**[09:15] ---**
Grrr! That woman!
**[09:17] ---**
That's Tamama.
***SIGN*** I can fight for 10 more years. - Ma
***SIGN*** I hope that I can be close to Uncle and the rest of them again this year. - Angol Mois
**[09:19] ---**
Let's get back on track.
**[09:21] ---**
I hope that I can be close to Uncle
and the rest of them again this year.
**[09:25] ---**
That's just like Lady Mois.
***SIGN*** Don't run away! Don't run away! - Teppan?
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[09:27] ---**
But this one...
**[09:29] ---**
My wish... is top secret!
**[09:35] ---**
I'm sure it's nothing decent.
***SIGN*** May my son use the device
I invented and succeed.
- Father
***SIGN*** It's free to write these things,
but will the wishes come true?
***SIGN*** May I finally be noticed more this year. - Dororo
**[09:39] ---**
May I finally be noticed more this year.
**[09:42] ---**
Dororo-kun has it rough.
***SIGN*** Open a King Meat!
- King
***SIGN*** I won't let you!
***SIGN*** 723, Kiss me tender and hold me tight, forever. - G66
**[09:45] ---**
Natsumi, love me tender and
**[09:48] ---**
hold me tight, forever.
**[09:51] ---**
I think I'll go with "no comment" there.
***SIGN*** I'm out of ideas.
**[09:56] ---**
W-What's this?
**[09:57] ---**
That's Lady Natsumi's...
**[10:00] ---**
Gero?
**[10:01] ---**
What are you sneaking peeks at?
**[10:03] ---**
Oh... uh... um...
**[10:05] ---**
And what wish did you write?
**[10:08] ---**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** Please let me win a Gundam model contest! Keroro
**[10:12] ---**
Please let me win a Gundam model contest!
**[10:15] ---**
Same old, same old.
**[10:19] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[10:20] ---**
That's just camouflage.
**[10:22] ---**
This is my real votive tablet.
***SIGN*** I know this is getting pushy,
but I wish for our successful invasion
of Pekopon this year.
- Keroro
***SIGN*** Real One
**[10:25] ---**
I know this is getting pushy, but I wish for
our successful invasion of Pekopon this year.
***SIGN*** I want to have a nice family!
Atsuyo Yuko
***SIGN*** I want to be better at soccer.
Fujiike, class 2-4
**[10:30] ---**
I wouldn't want Lady Natsumi to see that.
***SIGN*** Please let me win a Gundam model contest! Keroro
**[10:34] ---**
Everything's going smoothly.
**[10:36] ---**
Just one more step to a perfect
New Year's shrine visit.
***SIGN*** Big Event
**[10:39] ---**
All I have left is the final big event, sir!
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[10:44] ---**
All right! "Good luck"!
***SIGN*** Good Luck
**[10:46] ---**
What's this? It says,
"You will soon have a visitor."
***SIGN*** Good Luck
**[10:50] ---**
Maybe a Mokele-mbembe
is coming to meet me!
***SIGN*** Average Good Luck
**[10:53] ---**
I got "average good luck."
**[10:55] ---**
"A competition. If your rival
is a woman, you'll lose."
**[10:58] ---**
That woman!
**[11:00] ---**
I got... Tch. "Average luck."
***SIGN*** Average Luck
**[11:03] ---**
What it says is a secret.
***SIGN*** Same as Kululu
**[11:06] ---**
I also have "average luck." Although
I suppose I should be happy with that.
**[11:10] ---**
I... I got...
**[11:12] ---**
"Good luck"!
***SIGN*** Good Luck Relationships
**[11:13] ---**
"Relationships: It will work out."
***SIGN*** It will work out.
**[11:16] ---**
That means...
**[11:21] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[11:23] ---**
Who is she?! Tell me! Tell me!
**[11:27] ---**
Oh. I got "good luck," too.
**[11:28] ---**
You too, Mom? That's what I got.
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[11:30] ---**
It seems like this is gonna be a good year.
**[11:33] ---**
Hmph! If you're pleased with "good luck" or "average good luck," try harder.
**[11:37] ---**
Because I'm going to get "best luck." No...
***SIGN*** Best Luck
***SIGN*** Ultra-best Luck
**[11:40] ---**
Make that "ultra-best luck", sir!
**[11:43] ---**
Observe! The moment I achieve a
perfect New Year's shrine visit!
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[11:49] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Gero
**[11:52] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge? What did you get?
**[11:56] ---**
That's...
**[11:57] ---**
Never mind "best luck" or "ultra-best luck,"
**[11:58] ---**
let alone "good luck,"
"average good luck," or even "average luck."
**[12:01] ---**
On the other hand, it is not "no luck,"
nor even "bad luck"...
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck
**[12:06] ---**
"Subtle Bad Luck."
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck Work Relationships Money Luck
**[12:08] ---**
That's unusual.
**[12:10] ---**
I've never seen it before.
**[12:12] ---**
U-Uncle?
**[12:14] ---**
"S-Subtle Bad Luck"?
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[12:17] ---**
Just then, the sergeant had a feeling
his year was going to be an iffy one.
**[12:21] ---**
And so,
***SIGN*** We Wish You a Happy New Year
**[12:23] ---**
please give us your continued
support this year, everyone.
**[12:26] ---**
Subtle bad luck...
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
**[12:35] ---**
What did you eat on New Year's Day?
**[12:38] ---**
Osechi and ozoni are the
traditional things to eat, right?
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Residence NP Shrine
**[12:44] ---**
Welcome to my New Year party.
***SIGN*** New Year Party Venue
**[12:46] ---**
It isn't much, but we did prepare food.
**[12:53] ---**
Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!
**[12:59] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[13:02] ---**
There are truffles in the mochi!
**[13:06] ---**
And we have a variety of osechi and ozoni,
from Kanto style to Kansai style,
**[13:10] ---**
Milan style, Provence style,
and everywhere around the planet.
**[13:14] ---**
That's the Nishizawa Peach Group for you.
**[13:17] ---**
Or, like, royal feasting?
***SIGN*** Tamama's Special Chocolate Parfair Zoni
with Condensed Milk
**[13:19] ---**
Check out my special chocolate parfait
zoni with condensed milk!
**[13:23] ---**
Isn't this delicious, Dororo?
**[13:25] ---**
I hope we get to take some home.
**[13:29] ---**
I bet they have a truck packed
with food to take home.
**[13:34] ---**
Where's Hinata Aki?
**[13:36] ---**
She had to get back to work today,
even though it's New Year's.
**[13:39] ---**
Huh? This Sergeant Major Kululu
seems to be the real one.
**[13:42] ---**
Good luck to all students
preparing for exams!
**[13:46] ---**
It appears that you are all full.
**[13:48] ---**
Yes.
**[13:49] ---**
Ah, Nishizawa-san!
**[13:51] ---**
Here's a souvenir.
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, what is it?
**[13:54] ---**
The Hinata family's special ozoni.
***SIGN*** Hinata Family's Special Ozoni
**[13:57] ---**
It has a traditional flavor, since my grandma
got it from her grandma, and so on.
**[14:02] ---**
I wanted you to try it, Nishizawa-san.
**[14:04] ---**
Y-You went to the trouble
of bringing it here for me?
***SIGN*** Reverse
**[14:08] ---**
Lucky, lucky, mega-lucky!
Lucky from the first day of the year!
**[14:12] ---**
Th-Thank you, Fuyuki-kun.
**[14:14] ---**
Here, Paul, heat it up right away.
**[14:17] ---**
Wait a second!
**[14:19] ---**
Forget that ozoni! I've prepared something
that will astonish you, Lady Momoka!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[14:26] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Space Traditional New Year's Food RX
**[14:29] ---**
It's this year's space osechi RX!
**[14:32] ---**
I sent for it from a space mail order company
so you could taste the charming,
**[14:37] ---**
mysterious flavors of space, Lady Momoka!
**[14:40] ---**
I spent the rest of my
New Year's gift money on it, too.
**[14:43] ---**
It's all so I can escape
my subtle bad fortune!
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck
***SIGN*** Health: The aftereffects of a cold last a long time. Relationships: You almost but don't quite find someone.
**[14:47] ---**
"You are going to have a visitor,
but then they cancel out."
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck
**[14:49] ---**
"You almost but can't quite
find something that you lost."
**[14:51] ---**
"The aftereffects of a cold
will last a long time."
**[14:53] ---**
"With money,
you don't quite make ends meet."
**[14:56] ---**
Sheesh. "Not quite, not quite."
***SIGN*** Not Quite
**[14:58] ---**
I have this lousy feeling like I've got
a fish bone stuck in my throat.
**[15:02] ---**
But then...
**[15:04] ---**
...with my generous gift of osechi,
**[15:06] ---**
I'll please Lady Momoka,
who's extremely generous,
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[15:09] ---**
and as a reward, she'll shower me
with generous New Year's money,
**[15:13] ---**
and I can say farewell
to my subtle bad luck!
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck
**[15:15] ---**
Hey, stupid frog.
**[15:18] ---**
Is that...?
**[15:19] ---**
Gero?
**[15:20] ---**
It's alive, isn't it?
**[15:22] ---**
Of course!
**[15:23] ---**
That's because it's space osechi RX.
***SIGN*** Direct from Space
**[15:26] ---**
Or, like, other-worldly?
***SIGN*** Space Fish Omelet
**[15:30] ---**
That's space fish omelet.
Next to it are sweet space chestnuts.
***SIGN*** Sweet Space Chestnuts
**[15:34] ---**
You can't see what's over there.
**[15:35] ---**
Momoka-chan can't eat that disgusting stuff!
**[15:40] ---**
Paul!
**[15:40] ---**
Yes, milady!
***SIGN*** A generous,
substantial meal
**[15:43] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[15:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, I'll enjoy your ozoni later on.
**[15:48] ---**
But before that...
**[15:50] ---**
Don't tell me... you're gonna eat that?!
**[15:52] ---**
Momocchi likes trying bizarre foods.
**[15:55] ---**
That's our Lady Momoka!
**[15:57] ---**
I'm sure you'll be generously pleased, ma'am!
**[16:02] ---**
Then I'll start with this!
**[16:08] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:09] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:11] ---**
Milady!
**[16:16] ---**
Keroro-dono, what is the meaning of this?
**[16:18] ---**
Oh, I just meant to be generous...
**[16:20] ---**
Sechira!
**[16:20] ---**
Gero?
**[16:25] ---**
Sechira!
**[16:27] ---**
It changed its form! What is this?
**[16:30] ---**
Commander, you said you
ordered osechi RX, right?
**[16:34] ---**
But look closely at it.
**[16:37] ---**
That isn't "X" like the letter,
but "X" like "no good"!
***SIGN*** Should be RX
**[16:41] ---**
There's a subtle difference.
**[16:43] ---**
Space Osechi RX,
**[16:45] ---**
otherwise known as Space Monster Sechira!
**[16:47] ---**
Sechira!
***SIGN*** RX
**[16:49] ---**
Because it's really supposed to be osechi
for aliens who are at least 40 meters tall.
**[16:53] ---**
That's a little too much for Pekoponians.
**[16:56] ---**
Sechira!
**[16:57] ---**
Boom!
**[16:59] ---**
I won't let you harm Natsumi or the others!
**[17:01] ---**
Take this!
**[17:03] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:07] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:08] ---**
Tch!
**[17:09] ---**
You get in the way of my precious
moments with Mr. Sergeant,
**[17:12] ---**
and think there won't be
any consequences?!
***SIGN*** Clang!
**[17:17] ---**
Whoom!
**[17:18] ---**
All right!
**[17:22] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art! Spiderweb!
**[17:26] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:28] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art! Shooting Star Shuriken!
**[17:33] ---**
All right!
**[17:34] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:41] ---**
Subtle, nothing! This is a
generous amount of deep doo-doo!
***SIGN*** Emergency Alarm
**[17:45] ---**
Initiate defense readiness response!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Residence Shopping District
**[17:47] ---**
Initiate defense readiness response!
**[17:50] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:52] ---**
Gero!
**[17:56] ---**
Commence attacking!
**[18:02] ---**
Sechira!
**[18:05] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** School
Uniforms
**[18:08] ---**
Sechi-sechi-sechi!
**[18:10] ---**
We're in a generous pinch!
***SIGN*** Bad Luck
**[18:14] ---**
This isn't "subtle bad luck," it's "plain
bad luck." Make that "rotten luck"!
***SIGN*** Rotten Luck
**[18:18] ---**
Although, on the bright side,
I shook my "subtle bad luck."
**[18:21] ---**
This is no bright side!
**[18:24] ---**
Or, like, frantic battle?
**[18:27] ---**
Um... um...
**[18:28] ---**
That's it, sir!
**[18:32] ---**
This is the last resort!
**[18:35] ---**
It's ready!
**[18:37] ---**
What are you doing at a time like this?!
**[18:39] ---**
Kululu, please!
**[18:40] ---**
I'm glad I brought along portable Nanora!
**[18:42] ---**
Dunk!
**[18:44] ---**
Nanora is a nanomachine that can
turn anything into a weapon!
**[18:49] ---**
Zonira!
**[18:51] ---**
The Hinata family's special ozoni
has become a giant superhero?!
**[18:54] ---**
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
**[18:57] ---**
What better way to combat
osechi than with ozoni?!
**[18:59] ---**
Go get him, Zonira!
**[19:02] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:03] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:06] ---**
Sechira!
**[19:09] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:11] ---**
Sechira!
**[19:13] ---**
Attaboy! Just like that!
**[19:14] ---**
Take down Sechira like that,
**[19:17] ---**
and my subtle bad luck
will become good, even great!
**[19:21] ---**
Hooray, hooray, Zonira!
**[19:24] ---**
Sechira!
**[19:26] ---**
Zoni!
**[19:30] ---**
Sechira! Sechira! Sechira!
**[19:30] ---**
Zoni! Zoni! Zoni!
**[19:33] ---**
Zonira is weak...
**[19:34] ---**
Hang in there, Zonira!
**[19:37] ---**
Show the pride of the
Hinata family's special zoni!
**[19:40] ---**
Sechira! Sechira!
**[19:40] ---**
Zo! Zo! Zonira!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Residence Dormant Volcano
**[19:46] ---**
Suddenly, a dormant volcano!
**[19:48] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:51] ---**
Sechi! Sechi!
**[19:53] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:56] ---**
Awesome! Now Sechira can't move!
**[19:59] ---**
This is our chance!
**[20:00] ---**
Lady Mois! Please give that
walking food a wallop!
**[20:03] ---**
Understood, Uncle!
**[20:05] ---**
Or, like, single wallop?
**[20:13] ---**
Armageddon! One one-billionth!
***SIGN*** Mouth of Nishizawa Residence Dormant Volcano
***SIGN*** Eruption
**[20:19] ---**
Eruption!
**[20:24] ---**
Sechira!
**[20:30] ---**
Thank you, Zonira!
**[20:32] ---**
Thank you!
**[20:34] ---**
No prob...
**[20:43] ---**
It all looks delicious after
going through those flames.
**[20:47] ---**
And most importantly,
I'm glad everyone is okay, sir.
**[20:49] ---**
Try my family's ozoni.
**[20:54] ---**
How is it?
**[20:55] ---**
Delicious. It's delicious!
**[20:57] ---**
Right? I love it, too.
**[21:01] ---**
We've been through a lot today,
**[21:02] ---**
but it feels like I got rid of my bad luck at the
beginning of the year, so it turned out all right.
**[21:07] ---**
Uncle!
**[21:09] ---**
A New Year's postcard came!
**[21:10] ---**
Or, like, postal shipment?
**[21:13] ---**
Who's it from?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro, Happy New Year. This will be the year I punish the Keroro Platoon, as a representative of the Shurara Corps.
**[21:15] ---**
Sergeant Keroro,
**[21:17] ---**
Happy New Year.
**[21:18] ---**
This will be the year
I punish the Keroro Platoon,
**[21:22] ---**
as a representative of the Shurara Corps.
**[21:25] ---**
F-From Shurara?
**[21:27] ---**
It seems like this will be a
subtly bad year, after all.
**[21:30] ---**
Don't let it get you down, Sergeant.
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
Recently, the Hinata family has been
running out of toilet paper too quickly.
**[23:13] ---**
Even though I just changed the roll,
there's only five centimeters left.
**[23:17] ---**
Giroro must be using too much!
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, borscht is too popular!
**[23:23] ---**
"Toilets: Now is the Time to Stand, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Kululu and the Puppy, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!