# E191 - Keroro: That Guy and the Lullaby Legend, Sir! / Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7M82/keroro-that-guy-and-the-lullaby-legend-sir--keroro-mighty-plastic-model-battle-sir)<br>
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, everybody in front of the TV.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We love Earth invasions to death right now.<br>**[00:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."<br>**[00:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen, though, going to Earth<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by bicycle is totally impossible!<br>**[00:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ni iku nante zettai muri!"<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right. You're absolutely right.<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sou da. Sono toori da."<br>**[00:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>**[00:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>**[00:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>**[00:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>**[00:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva!<br>**[00:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba!<br>**[00:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I make toast,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;both sides get charred black!<br>**[00:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke<br>**[00:31] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course. It's always overdone.<br>**[00:31] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Overdone
<br>**[00:33] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone's listening in on my whispering.<br>**[00:33] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hisohisobanashi   minna kiite iru<br>**[00:37] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, calm down. What you're doing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't called whispering.<br>**[00:37] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whispering
<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The traffic lights are all red!<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shingouki wa aka darake<br>**[00:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mmm, not all days are like that.<br>**[00:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;n'aa   Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa<br>**[00:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, you're cheering me up?<br>**[00:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Life should be looked at through a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;long lens. You get what I mean, right?<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"<br>**[00:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>**[00:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>**[00:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be that as it may, I do get hungry.<br>**[00:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saredo hara wa heru<br>**[00:58] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You let things get to you quite easily...<br>**[00:58] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wari to utare yowai n' da...<br>**[01:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know... I want to change that.<br>**[01:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."<br>**[01:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's coincidence! It's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coincidence, I tell you!<br>**[01:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamatama da yo   Tamatama datteba<br>**[01:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forcibly rose-colored.<br>**[01:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muriyari barairo<br>**[01:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.<br>**[01:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kirari namida mo kunshou sa<br>**[01:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's laugh it off!<br>**[01:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kerori waraitobasou<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>**[01:25] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva!<br>**[01:25] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba!<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero...<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've finally perfected it.<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With this finishing touch, even conquering<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the universe becomes possible.<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-Maybe that's a new military<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;weapon for the invasion?<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero gero gero!<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll get you this time...<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...stubborn dust!<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just a vacuum cleaner...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vacuum
<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro: That Guy and the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lullaby Legend, Sir!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Urgent Matter About the machine known as a vacuum cleaner
<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Urgent matter. About the machine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;known as a vacuum cleaner...<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Merely a vacuum cleaner.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's only a vacuum cleaner.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sergeant Keroro
<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly, in the course of my business,<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've ridden all manner of machines.<br>**[02:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But! However!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However!
<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would call this old-fashioned machine,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pet Pet Pet Pet
<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which shares in my joys and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sorrows, a true partner.<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stupid frog!<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's your turn to clean today!<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No slacking off! Do a good job!<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Already, the order to deploy!<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, let's go, partner!<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My machine roars as it sucks up dust...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Invader
<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're an invader, aren't you?<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;6,600 times more powerful than before!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Invader <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cleaning
<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should you really be cleaning the house<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like there's nothing better to do?<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may be old-fashioned,<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it's still on active duty.<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, partner?<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, what's next?<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It sounds like Kero-chan's in a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;good mood again when he's cleaning.<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does Lady Mom have a day off today?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Brand New Model<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sucking Eco-kun
<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the vacuum Kero-chan uses<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is getting pretty old.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm thinking about getting a new one.<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like he can still use it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so wouldn't that be a waste?<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I agree, but the new ones save on electricity<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and are much easier to use.<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the way it goes.<br>**[03:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Buy... a new one...<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Geroppa!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Partner
<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Partner of my heart!<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Why?! Why?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Buy a New One?!!
<br>**[04:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since it's come to this...<br>**[04:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I'll increase your power yet again,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so they get the message<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that you can fight another ten years, sir!<br>**[04:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's going on here?!<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm trying to steer,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it's got a mind of its own!<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm probably the only one who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can tame this bucking bronco!<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Observe!<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the legendary...<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...polygon cornering!<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing, stupid frog?<br>**[04:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't it obvious?<br>**[04:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm cleaning!<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Between the noise and that smoke,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're becoming a neighborhood nuisance!<br>**[04:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Noise? Smoke?<br>**[04:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This machine is still a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;very active living legend.<br>**[05:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To prove that to you,<br>**[05:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, the Tuner from Hell,<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;made a few slight modifications.<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This vacuum cleaner<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tuning Up a Vacuum Cleaner
<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is crazy about cleaning now!<br>**[05:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quit talking nonsense and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;change it back to the way it was!<br>**[05:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We don't need ridiculous<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;modifications like that!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kerofuki
<br>**[05:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous... Ridiculous...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous
<br>**[05:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous... Ridiculous...<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I being ridiculous?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ridiculous
<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I... Am I ridiculous?<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm ridiculous?<br>**[05:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After the sergeant's beloved machine was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;insulted, he became angry, offender or not.<br>**[05:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, that's right!<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everything I do is ridiculous!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about it?!<br>**[05:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm desperately trying to live,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just like weeds do!<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-What are you...?<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What does it mean to be alive?!<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't!<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't what?!<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it!<br>**[06:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop what?!<br>**[06:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gebo!<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero...<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... won...<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...against Lady Natsumi.<br>**[06:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yahoo!<br>**[06:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Partner of my heart! You were grand!<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're the strongest legend!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strongest Legend
<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This coincidental win spurred<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the sergeant on to terrorize...<br>**[06:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun.<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro.<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamama.<br>**[06:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whee!<br>**[06:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even Kululu!<br>**[06:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kero!<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, partner...<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No matter where we go, no matter<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what kind of garbage we encounter,<br>**[06:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if we're in the mood,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we can still suck it all up.<br>**[07:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody can stop us now, sir!<br>**[07:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dust, bulky waste,<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll suck it all up!<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop this, Sarge! What's gotten into you?!<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems he lost his temper<br>**[07:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and reverted to the way he was "back then."<br>**[07:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Back then"?<br>**[07:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! Back when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Sergeant was fierce!<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My glasses! My glasses!<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't find my glasses!<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the first place, today's world is crazy!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Emergency Symposium! Mr. Keroro's  Heated Debate! Questioning the World!
<br>**[07:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Emergency Symposium! Mr. Keroro's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heated Debate! Questioning the World!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Keroro
<br>**[07:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you ready?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody's talking digital and eco,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;New Item New Product Buy a New One Campaign Bonus
<br>**[07:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but in the end, the manufacturers just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want you to buy new stuff, right?<br>**[07:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, not only the manufacturers,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the nation, too!<br>**[07:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's all this about no longer being able<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to use the devices you've been using?<br>**[07:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly, for the sake of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;environment and your wallet,<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't it better to repair good quality<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;items and use them with care?<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And yet, they try to snatch away what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;little money we, the common folk, have!<br>**[08:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That doesn't wash with me, sir!<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we don't free ourselves soon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the era of mass consumption,<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll eventually be in serious trouble!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What he's saying is fiction, after a fashion
<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a work of fiction.<br>**[08:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just in case...<br>**[08:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's it!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mass Consumption
<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We might as well suck up all of Pekopon!<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll solve the garbage problem<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and invasion problem<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huff Huff Huff
<br>**[08:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in one fell swoop!<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's preposterous, Sarge!<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where might is master,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;possibility is servant!<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero gero...<br>**[08:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! What's the commotion?!<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, my. It's very lively out here.<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, Sarge's vacuum<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cleaner just exploded.<br>**[08:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Love and pieces...<br>**[08:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You powered it up beyond its capacity,<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so the motor couldn't hold out.<br>**[08:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My glasses...<br>**[09:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is what happens when an amateur<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tries to customize something.<br>**[09:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[09:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please...<br>**[09:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[09:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That vacuum cleaner's brain chip, right?<br>**[09:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then that is the vacuum cleaner's voice?<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please... Don't buy a new one.<br>**[09:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can still work hard.<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll make the rooms clean...<br>**[09:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glasses... Glasses...<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe the vacuum cleaner<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was listening to what you said, Mom.<br>**[09:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's my fault that its feelings got hurt.<br>**[09:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, Kulu-chan, would you be able to fix it?<br>**[09:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can I do what I want with it?<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure.<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'd be happy if you fixed it up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like the normal latest model.<br>**[09:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That request is a hassle, I must say.<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although I can get fired up about that.<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero... gero...<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so, the next day...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Next Day
<br>**[10:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's go, my reborn partner!<br>**[10:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I guess a quiet vacuum<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cleaner is easier to use.<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm counting on you again today,<br>**[10:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;partner of my heart!<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It took three days,<br>**[10:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I've finally perfected it.<br>**[10:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With this finishing touch,<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even conquering the universe<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;becomes possible.<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the ultimate MG Guntank!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;MG Guntank
<br>**[10:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems like this beginning follows the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;same pattern as the previous story.<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Done!<br>**[10:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge?<br>**[10:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[10:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I haven't seen you for three days,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I was worried.<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well...<br>**[11:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was working on a Gundam model to enter in the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Wonderful Festival and lost track of time.<br>**[11:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gundam models again?<br>**[11:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're that addictive, huh?<br>**[11:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know! Why don't you try<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;making one, Master Fuyuki?<br>**[11:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I've never made a plastic model...<br>**[11:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No worries!<br>**[11:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll guide you through every step of the way.<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!<br>**[11:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't twist the parts off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the runner by hand!<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, sorry...<br>**[11:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Put that in a special "later" pile<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make it easier to paint!<br>**[11:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the instructions don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;say anything about that.<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By colors first?<br>**[11:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you saying you're not going to paint it?<br>**[11:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a goof on the order of not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;including the worm-shaped heat rod!<br>**[11:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry. I just don't think I'm<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cut out for plastic models.<br>**[12:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master... Fuyuki...<br>**[12:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Making plastic models isn't for amusement.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Wonderful Festival Office
<br>**[12:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a battle!<br>**[12:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Teaching that to a beginner<br>**[12:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is the duty of a plastic<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;model-making pro such as myself.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pro Spirit
<br>**[12:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's some confidence!<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well-deserved, though...<br>**[12:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, who said that?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;100
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;100
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Back of Head
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cape
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Double-leg
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;° If you are having difficulties putting it together, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please use tweezers.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beard Unit
<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Superior Plastic Model Lord!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Superior Plastic Model Lord
<br>**[12:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;L-Lord?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;100
<br>**[12:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't really understand<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what plastic model-making is!<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm going to teach you!<br>**[12:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plastic model mist!<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome to the Modeling Colosseum!<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, anchor person?<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Modeling... Colosseum?<br>**[13:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You and I are going to have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a plastic model showdown<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this holy modeling sanctuary,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sergeant Keroro!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamama
<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And we are sort of like the judges.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro
<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you haven't been making<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any plastic models recently.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kululu
<br>**[13:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Recently, I also...<br>**[13:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is enough.<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen to me!<br>**[13:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A true plastic model moves people's hearts.<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I accept your challenge.<br>**[13:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So what are we going to use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the competition?<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gundam models, I assume?<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or overseas models that are really difficult?<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make what you like.<br>**[13:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said to make what you like.<br>**[13:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you tell me to make what I like...<br>**[13:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...then I'll compete with this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;brand-new Gundam model!<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll do this military model!<br>**[13:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero.<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He may as well be an amateur if he's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to challenge this latest kit<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with an old kit that was probably<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;collecting dust somewhere.<br>**[14:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Check it out! World-class<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;multi-colored castings!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Multi-colored Castings
<br>**[14:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thought-out division of parts!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Parts Division
<br>**[14:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need for glue to stick<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the pieces together!<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll win this with ease!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As Good as Won!
<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And now, let the plastic model<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one-shot showdown<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;begin!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plastic Model One-Shot Showdown!!
<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, I guess I'll start.<br>**[14:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For my pro high-pressure compressor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and double-action style piece,<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all of the calibers are prepared!<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a full assortment of other tools, too!<br>**[14:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the first thing I should do is...<br>**[14:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Sergeant Keroro!<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's suddenly started spray-painting!<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought painting was supposed to come last.<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, separating by color and painting early<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a daring technique used for Gundam models.<br>**[14:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly, it saves a lot of time.<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it means the place where you separate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the piece from the runner,<br>**[14:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the so-called gate marks, aren't painted!<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He can retouch that later.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Retouching
<br>**[15:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he uses a paint brush to touch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that up, there's no problem.<br>**[15:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're all so knowledgeable.<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plastic, plastic...<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I don't believe it!<br>**[15:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instead of nippers or a design knife,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he's using nail clippers?!<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He even cut a part you're not supposed to!<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A minimal amount of cement.<br>**[15:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Depending on the place, you can use the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;casting type for different purposes.<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plastic, plastic...<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh oh! It's overflowing!<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it doesn't look too bad!<br>**[15:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wha...?!<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He doesn't use a brush,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just squeezes it out from the tube?!<br>**[15:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I went over!<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a little tired.<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take a brief canned coffee break.<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just flat brown!<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This can happen, so be careful<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not to make that same mistake.<br>**[16:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Winning this is in the bag,<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I can cut a few corners<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the rest of the way...<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Wait! My pride is on the line. I can't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lower the quality of a finished model.<br>**[16:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now the finishing touch,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gradation painting...<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plastic...<br>**[16:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So many convenient tools<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we can use these days...<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It used to be so hard to open<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the dried lids of those jars of enamel.<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Painting the parts with magic markers...<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's heresy!<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And at a time like this!<br>**[16:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Commander-dono seems<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;desperate for some reason.<br>**[16:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More like he's panicking.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamama
<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Mr. Sergeant will win, of course.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Time's Up
<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, time's up!<br>**[16:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Both of you please present<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your completed work.<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, judging begins?<br>**[16:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How's that?<br>**[16:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For a finishing touch, I put a coat of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;clear finish on my Gundam-chan!<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And how about the work of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Superior Plastic Model Lord?<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is this?<br>**[17:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's the title!<br>**[17:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Unenthusiastic Soldiers"!<br>**[17:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! What's that?!<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just threw that plastic model together!<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this our Keroro platoon?!<br>**[17:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! This soldier is eating snacks!<br>**[17:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This one is ladling curry!<br>**[17:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What about me?<br>**[17:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This?<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is kind of fun to look at!<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's rough around the edges,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the art is in the details.<br>**[17:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's plain, and yet a masterpiece!<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you guys talking about?!<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uncle!<br>**[17:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't you understand the finer points<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; of my Gundam model?!<br>**[17:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Of course I won, sir!<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys have no taste when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it comes to plastic models!<br>**[17:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A specialist would look at mine<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and shower me with praise!<br>**[17:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case...<br>**[18:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...you lose, Keroro!<br>**[18:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?! How do you figure that?!<br>**[18:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On whose behalf are you making...<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, why do you make plastic models?<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well, that's...<br>**[18:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Think back, Keroro...<br>**[18:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...to when we were kids!<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, did you hear?<br>**[18:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zeroro is gonna buy me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an air compressor next time.<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Complex"? What's that?<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's supposed to help you paint<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;plastic models really neatly.<br>**[18:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh...<br>**[18:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, finished.<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's pretend we're gonna put 'em together!<br>**[18:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The arm...<br>**[18:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's okay.<br>**[18:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll stick an extra one on.<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yeah! That looks kind of cool!<br>**[18:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Let's hurry and make the next one!<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah!<br>**[18:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll make a lot and play a lot!<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We put them together without really<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;looking at the instructions,<br>**[18:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the point being to put them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;together quickly so we could play.<br>**[19:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We would color them haphazardly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with markers we had on hand,<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and for some reason felt proud of them.<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I...<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly, from the technical standpoint,<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's not much to recommend<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this plastic model.<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, thanks a lot.<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you can tell how much<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fun he had making it.<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He had fun making it...<br>**[19:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't twist the parts off<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the runner by hand!<br>**[19:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. That's right, sir!<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I forgot about my childhood and said<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;terrible things to Master Fuyuki.<br>**[19:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I...<br>**[19:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...lost here.<br>**[19:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[19:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[19:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A time when you really enjoyed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;making plastic models...<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It seems you finally remembered that.<br>**[20:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Making plastic models is<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;different from a duty or work.<br>**[20:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't do it for anyone else's sake.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You do it because it's fun.<br>**[20:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You're...<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never forget your childish innocence.<br>**[20:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enjoy making plastic models until you die!<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was me... when I'm old.<br>**[20:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Space Wonderful Festival Office
<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was that all...<br>**[20:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master Fuyuki!<br>**[20:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's make a Gundam model together, sir!<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like I told you, I'm not really<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cut out for plastic models...<br>**[20:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think this Z'gok suits me more than Gogg!<br>**[21:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just kidding!<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Aren't you going to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;use nippers or whatever?<br>**[21:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No need to be precise with this!<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And let's save time on painting<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so we can hurry up and pretend to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have a bloody war in the Atlantic.<br>**[21:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I'll give it another shot...<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll make it together and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;play with it together!<br>**[21:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure!<br>**[21:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yahoo!<br>**[21:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sergeant remembered what he had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;forgotten about making plastic models.<br>**[21:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Plastic, plastic...<br>**[21:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, everyone, let's all laugh<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with wide open mouths!<br>**[21:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"<br>**[21:41] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone gather together today,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and in a big loud voice,<br>**[21:41] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de<br>**[21:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"<br>**[21:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~<br>**[21:50] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni<br>**[21:50] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because happiness always gathers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to where the smiles are.<br>**[21:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;atsumatte kuru kara<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mezamashi yori mo ooki na<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mom's voice rings out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;louder than my alarm.<br>**[22:02] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the signal for the start of the game.<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiai kaishi no aizu da<br>**[22:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now! Jump out!<br>**[22:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ima da! Tobidase!<br>**[22:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll eat that tasty rice<br>**[22:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oishii gohan wo tabeyou<br>**[22:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In order to become much bigger.<br>**[22:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ippai ookiku naru tame<br>**[22:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if there's something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't like with it,<br>**[22:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as I'm with everyone,<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;minna to issho nara~<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can eat it.<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tabereru sa<br>**[22:30] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So everyone on Earth<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and everyone in the universe,<br>**[22:30] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~<br>**[22:38] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo<br>**[22:38] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because when you laugh,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;strangely, so can I.<br>**[22:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;waratte 'rareru kara<br>**[22:45] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kick off against the ground,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fly around the skies,<br>**[22:45] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daichi wo kette   Sora tobimawari<br>**[22:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"<br>**[22:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~<br>**[22:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if something bad happens, if I smile,<br>**[22:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iya na koto atte mo   egao ni nareba<br>**[22:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can forget it all.<br>**[22:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;subete wasureru sa<br>**[23:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sergeant Keroro here!<br>**[23:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now that my birthday is over,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Christmas is coming up next.<br>**[23:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then several days later,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;winter vacation? New Year's?<br>**[23:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A new theatrical release?!<br>**[23:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That aside, will I be able to relax<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the end of the year?<br>**[23:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir!<br>**[23:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro Platoon: Cake is a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man's Battleground, Sir!<br>**[23:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These two stories! How's that?<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-Gero!<br>