# E188 - Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X8VG/nuii-dont-throw-me-away-sir)<br>
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, everybody in front of the TV.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We love Earth invasions to death right now.<br>**[00:03] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."<br>**[00:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen, though, going to Earth<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by bicycle is totally impossible!<br>**[00:09] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ni iku nante zettai muri!"<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right. You're absolutely right.<br>**[00:13] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sou da. Sono toori da."<br>**[00:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>**[00:15] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>**[00:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>**[00:18] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>**[00:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva!<br>**[00:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba!<br>**[00:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I make toast,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;both sides get charred black!<br>**[00:27] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke<br>**[00:31] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course. It's always overdone.<br>**[00:31] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Overdone
<br>**[00:33] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone's listening in on my whispering.<br>**[00:33] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hisohisobanashi   minna kiite iru<br>**[00:37] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, calm down. What you're doing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't called whispering.<br>**[00:37] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whispering
<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The traffic lights are all red!<br>**[00:39] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shingouki wa aka darake<br>**[00:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mmm, not all days are like that.<br>**[00:43] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;n'aa   Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa<br>**[00:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aw, you're cheering me up?<br>**[00:46] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Life should be looked at through a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;long lens. You get what I mean, right?<br>**[00:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"<br>**[00:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>**[00:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>**[00:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be that as it may, I do get hungry.<br>**[00:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Saredo hara wa heru<br>**[00:58] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You let things get to you quite easily...<br>**[00:58] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wari to utare yowai n' da...<br>**[01:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know... I want to change that.<br>**[01:01] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."<br>**[01:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's coincidence! It's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coincidence, I tell you!<br>**[01:04] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tamatama da yo   Tamatama datteba<br>**[01:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Forcibly rose-colored.<br>**[01:07] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muriyari barairo<br>**[01:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.<br>**[01:10] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kirari namida mo kunshou sa<br>**[01:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's laugh it off!<br>**[01:14] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kerori waraitobasou<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!<br>**[01:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari<br>**[01:25] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Viva! Viva! Viva!<br>**[01:25] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Biba! Biba! Biba!<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Someday, we all have to say goodbye.<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah...<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye bye... Kuu-chan...<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you hear it?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unlawful Dumping Strictly Prohibited
<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The voices of those who are no longer wanted,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who have been thrown away...<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please... tell me...<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who am I?<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who am I?<br>**[02:32] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!<br>**[02:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cleaning is all su-su no suck suck suck!<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm home!<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome back!<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome back, ma'am!<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey! Giroro!<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well... I...<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I felt some kind of... bloodlust...<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like... I was imagining it.<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi, what's with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the dirty stuffed toy?<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, this?<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I picked her up. Someone had thrown her away.<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Picked it up?!<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's trash, ma'am?<br>**[03:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go throw it away,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ma'am, right this moment!<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What are you doing?!<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have to get rid of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the things we don't need!<br>**[03:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Otherwise the house will fill up with stuff<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and become a house of trash, ma'am!<br>**[03:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have no right to say that!<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You keep lots of junk you don't need<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;preciously stored away!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heh...
<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is all a thing of the past, ma'am.<br>**[03:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This morning, I was feeling that I was<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;doing Lady Mom a disservice,<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I took all of the *Shonen Alphas* <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I had finished reading,<br>**[03:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and put them out for recycling.<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After pouring cans of coffee all over them!<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cans of coffee?<br>**[03:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All over them?<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Correct! Carefully... over every page...<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...so no one else can pick it up and read it!<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That *Shonen Alpha* was my possession!<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As if I'm gonna let some stranger<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;read it for free!<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero gero gero.<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero gero gero gero...<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[04:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did I say something weird?<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sarge... The god of books is weeping...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;God of Books<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;(Imagined Illustration)
<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also the god of canned coffee.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;God of Canned Coffee (Imagined Illustration)
<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pathetic... You're so pathetic, Keroro!<br>**[04:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's your problem?!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Monster
<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All ganging up on me and making me out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be some kind of monster!<br>**[04:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the first place, you're the bad one here<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for bringing that stuffed toy in!<br>**[04:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go throw it out right away, ma'am!<br>**[04:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It might be stained through with coffee!<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No! I don't want to!<br>**[04:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you trying to dirty up the room?!<br>**[04:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just cleaned it!<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it, Sarge. Sis doesn't want to.<br>**[04:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro. You're wrong,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so stop before you embarrass yourself.<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why did you pick up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that stuffed toy, though, Sis?<br>**[04:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are there some circumstances behind this?<br>**[05:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because she...<br>**[05:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She looked like Kuu-chan.<br>**[05:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan?<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yep.<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You remember that when we were young,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were living separately for a while?<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah...<br>**[05:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even back then, Mom was busy with work,<br>**[05:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I was often left<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;alone in the house by myself.<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I always had Kuu-chan by my side.<br>**[05:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A little bear called Kuu-chan.<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go, Kuu-chan!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Make sure to chew it well!<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At mealtimes...<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan, I love you...<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and bedtimes...<br>**[05:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm scared, Kuu-chan!<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...we were always together.<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It feels good, doesn't it, Kuu-chan?<br>**[05:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But...<br>**[05:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan, quick, quick!<br>**[05:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As we spent time together, Kuu-chan<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;started to get more and more worn out.<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got her fixed every time, but...<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...it got to the point where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she was really beyond repair.<br>**[06:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So one day...<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In truth, I really didn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to throw her away.<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't want to say goodbye.<br>**[06:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But... as time went by,<br>**[06:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I started to forget about Kuu-chan.<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But today,<br>**[06:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the moment I saw this, I remembered.<br>**[06:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All about that day.<br>**[06:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I remembered that I never really wanted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to say goodbye to Kuu-chan.<br>**[06:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So that's what happened...<br>**[06:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What a sentimental tale, ma'am.<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess this means you are a girl after all,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;despite all your normal behavior, ma'am!<br>**[06:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, sorry!<br>**[07:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it was... in here...<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aha! I found it!<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aww, this brings back so many memories!<br>**[07:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who...<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...am I?<br>**[07:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who... am I?<br>**[07:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Who"? Who said that?<br>**[07:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I hearing things?<br>**[07:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It didn't sound like that...<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[07:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell me. Tell me...<br>**[07:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's talking!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's talking
<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah... Sis?<br>**[07:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell me. Who am I?<br>**[07:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're right! It really is talking!<br>**[07:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! This is amazing, Sis!<br>**[07:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a tsukumogami! I'm sure of it!<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsukumogami?<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Objects and vessels have long been said<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to develop souls after they have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;existed for a hundred years.<br>**[08:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When an object gets a soul,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's called a tsukumogami.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsukumogami
<br>**[08:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think this stuffed toy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is a hundred years old,<br>**[08:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but it must have developed a soul<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in response to your feelings!<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My feelings...?<br>**[08:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can that happen?<br>**[08:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It can, it can!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aliens
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ghosts
<br>**[08:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aliens, ghosts, and UMA exist,<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsukumogami
<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so tsukumogami are perfectly possible!<br>**[08:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And, I mean, it *is* talking, after all!<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She... has a soul?<br>**[08:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki, let's keep this our secret!<br>**[08:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet there'll be some kind of trouble<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if the stupid frogs find out.<br>**[08:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Okay.<br>**[08:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Look, it fits perfectly!<br>**[08:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks good on her!<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who... am I?<br>**[08:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan. From today, your name is Kuu-chan.<br>**[08:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm... Kuu-chan.<br>**[09:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning the next day.<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahhhh... I overslept!<br>**[09:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stay here and watch the house<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;until I get back, okay?<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay. I'll watch the house.<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning!<br>**[09:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you are, your packed lunch.<br>**[09:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Squidge
<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[09:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giroro... stuffed toy?<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero...<br>**[09:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder who made this?<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so well-made!<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so fluffy and soft!<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooh, it feels nice!<br>**[09:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aha... I bet that Giroro got jealous<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of yesterday's stuffed toy,<br>**[09:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and schemed to attract Lady Natsumi's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;attention by making a stuffed toy just like him.<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well?! I'm right, aren't I, Giroro-san?!<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not here, sir.<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! Now's not the time for this!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I'm going to be late!<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can have this!<br>**[10:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wahhh, I'm late, I'm late!<br>**[10:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry! Are you okay?<br>**[10:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;P-Probably...<br>**[10:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, let's hurry!<br>**[10:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you later, ma'am!<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oops! I can't hang around here, sir!<br>**[10:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need to get moving, sir!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Released Today
<br>**[10:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To buy the treasure that's released today!<br>**[10:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keroro, on the way!<br>**[10:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you later...<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyorororo... gyoro.<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyoro.<br>**[10:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I overslept!<br>**[11:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I totally forgot that today is the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;day of the Pekopon invasion meeting!<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, it looks like Sarge totally<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;forgot as well, you know.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Released Today
<br>**[11:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's gone to buy a Gundam model.<br>**[11:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This is...<br>**[11:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That woman!<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Trying to make a cute and lovely stuffed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;toy and appeal to Mr. Sergeant, eh?<br>**[11:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it will not be so easy!<br>**[11:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take this and this and this!<br>**[11:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't! Let! That woman! Get! Her way!<br>**[11:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You woman! Do you know your place now?!<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;D-Do not look at me!<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do not look at me with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;those pure, untainted eyes!<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do not look at me!<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Disaster, disaster, I say!<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I totally forgot about the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;invasion meeting, sir!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Invasion Meeting
<br>**[12:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry to keep you waiting,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;ladies and gentlemen!<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[12:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lovey-dovey for Tama-chan!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lovey-dovey for Tama-chan!<br>**[12:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You awful woman! I love you!<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I love you, too! I love strong women!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Invasion
<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Strong women!<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What are you doing, sir?<br>**[12:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And when did those stuffed toys of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Private Tamama and Lady Mois appear?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Invasion
<br>**[12:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me... you've all been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;making cute dolls of yourselves,<br>**[12:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;trying to gain popularity with the viewers?!<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too bad. Incorrect.<br>**[12:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then what the heck is all this?<br>**[12:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These aren't just any old stuffed toys.<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sis, I'm home!<br>**[12:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? She's still not back.<br>**[12:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm home, Kuu-chan.<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome back, Fuyuki-kun.<br>**[12:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, would you let me research you?<br>**[12:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think it's not every day that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you get to see a real tsukumogami.<br>**[13:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?! Th-Then, these stuffed toys are...<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...the people themselves, sir?!<br>**[13:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No doubt about it.<br>**[13:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I detected a small vital response<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from each of the stuffed toys.<br>**[13:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Investigated it, and bam,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's those very people.<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who in the world... and why?<br>**[13:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan, I'm home.<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome back, Natsumi-chan.<br>**[13:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, do you want to go outside with me?<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The previous Kuu-chan and me,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we were always together.<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Always together...<br>**[13:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yep.<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Always, no matter where we went.<br>**[13:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Always, always together.<br>**[13:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Always...<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...together.<br>**[13:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[13:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Always, always together.<br>**[13:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I loved it.<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Watching the sun set with Kuu-chan like this.<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I loved it, too.<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... remember.<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was always watching the sunset with you.<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You remember...? Really?<br>**[14:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[14:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But... that's...<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait... that ribbon?<br>**[14:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe that ribbon held the previous<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan's memories, and...<br>**[14:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know. I don't know.<br>**[14:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You're right.<br>**[14:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I doubt it...<br>**[14:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ahh, I'm so hungry...<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! It's still not ready?<br>**[14:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki was in charge of dinner tonight...<br>**[14:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki!<br>**[14:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Fuyuki stuffed toy?<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan, Giroro, Fuyuki...<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There seem to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a lot of stuffed toys recently.<br>**[15:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This couldn't be...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kululu
<br>**[15:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes, this is...<br>**[15:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Without a doubt, this is what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fuyuki-kun has become, ma'am!<br>**[15:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew this was your doing.<br>**[15:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[15:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't play dumb.<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"I'll invade Pekopon with stuffed toys, sir!"<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet you thought up something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like that! After seeing Kuu-chan!<br>**[15:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Kuu-chan?<br>**[15:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Kuu-chan...<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The stuffed toy is talking, sir!<br>**[15:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Kuu-chan has a god in her.<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She responded to my feelings.<br>**[15:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nope.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no god in that thing.<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[15:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's a new assassin from the Shurara Corps.<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Definitely the culprit who turned Fuyuki<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and the others into stuffed toys.<br>**[15:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;F-For real?<br>**[15:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I... I don't know... I don't know...<br>**[15:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no point playing dumb.<br>**[16:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, how about you turn the brats and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the old guys back to normal, huh?<br>**[16:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know... I don't know!<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's saying she doesn't know!<br>**[16:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi, hand it over, ma'am.<br>**[16:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then the truth will be known, ma'am!<br>**[16:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't throw me away... Don't throw me away...<br>**[16:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's okay.<br>**[16:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't give you to them!<br>**[16:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Hold it, ma'am!<br>**[16:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't throw me away... Don't throw me away...<br>**[16:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't.<br>**[16:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not again!<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't throw Kuu-chan away again!<br>**[16:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't throw me away...<br>**[16:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't throw me away!<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't... throw...<br>**[16:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...me... a...way!<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?<br>**[16:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan?<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's... a stuffed toy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they sell on Planet Keron.<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even I had one when I was a little brat.<br>**[17:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Nuii.<br>**[17:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papier‐mâché Nuii.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papier‐mâché Nuii
<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Kuu-chan...?<br>**[17:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nuiiiii!<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?!<br>**[17:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tch!<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?!<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no!<br>**[17:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Nuii.<br>**[17:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Papier‐mâché Nuii.<br>**[17:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan!<br>**[17:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were tricking me?!<br>**[17:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was everything before just an act?!<br>**[17:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Nuii.<br>**[17:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;K-Kuu-chan...<br>**[17:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi-dono!<br>**[17:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That stuffed toy is being controlled...<br>**[17:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...by him!<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyorororororo...<br>**[17:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero?!<br>**[17:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. He is a stuffed toy...<br>**[18:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A stuffed toy thrown<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the dump on Planet Keron!<br>**[18:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But by Shurara-sama's power...<br>**[18:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...he was reborn!<br>**[18:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And given a soul!<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[18:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pekoponian girls<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;love stuffed toys, don't they?<br>**[18:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I had him make contact with you!<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To make it easier to get<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;close to the Keroro Platoon!<br>**[18:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then... Kuu-chan was...?<br>**[18:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not an act.<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He is normally a pure-hearted,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;innocent stuffed toy...<br>**[18:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I just need to give him an order, and...<br>**[18:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...he becomes an Oshigotonin,<br>**[18:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and carries out my orders without question!<br>**[18:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gero!<br>**[18:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Him next!<br>**[18:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Turn him into a stuffed toy,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and rip off his Keron Star!<br>**[19:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it, Kuu-chan!<br>**[19:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nui?<br>**[19:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please!<br>**[19:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Turn back into the Kuu-chan you were before!<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you interfere!<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Deal with that girl first!<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan!<br>**[19:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan...<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi!<br>**[19:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan...<br>**[19:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Curse you...<br>**[19:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't interfere, Pekoponian!<br>**[19:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gyoro!<br>**[19:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me go! Let me go!<br>**[19:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan?!<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi-chan...<br>**[19:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was naughty, wasn't I?<br>**[19:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry... I'm sorry...<br>**[19:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Natsumi-chan...<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan...<br>**[19:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nuii... You...!<br>**[20:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan!<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lady Natsumi, stand clear, ma'am!<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't!<br>**[20:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop!<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop!!<br>**[20:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't escape from the bubbles<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of my "The soap bubble flew" Gun.<br>**[20:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Still, it's surprising that someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like that was hidden the entire time.<br>**[20:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;His original objective was likely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gathering information on all of us.<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do we do with him?<br>**[20:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Extract information from him,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't you think?<br>**[20:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About the Shurara Corps.<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or, like, commence questions?<br>**[20:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So... you're going back?<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah.<br>**[20:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because you fixed my body,<br>**[20:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I remembered.<br>**[20:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I remember the one who watched<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the sunset with me on Planet Keron.<br>**[21:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll go back to my friend.<br>**[21:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Natsumi-chan!<br>**[21:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodbye!<br>**[21:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure... you'll be able to find your friend,<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kuu-chan...<br>**[21:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Listen intently...<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should be able to hear them.<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The voices of the things you once held precious.<br>**[21:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, everyone, let's all laugh<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with wide open mouths!<br>**[21:36] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone gather together today,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and in a big loud voice,<br>**[21:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de<br>**[21:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"<br>**[21:47] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~<br>**[21:50] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni<br>**[21:50] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because happiness always gathers<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to where the smiles are.<br>**[21:53] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;atsumatte kuru kara<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mezamashi yori mo ooki na<br>**[21:59] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mom's voice rings out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;louder than my alarm.<br>**[22:02] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the signal for the start of the game.<br>**[22:06] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shiai kaishi no aizu da<br>**[22:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now! Jump out!<br>**[22:08] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ima da! Tobidase!<br>**[22:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll eat that tasty rice<br>**[22:12] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oishii gohan wo tabeyou<br>**[22:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In order to become much bigger.<br>**[22:16] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ippai ookiku naru tame<br>**[22:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if there's something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't like with it,<br>**[22:19] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As long as I'm with everyone,<br>**[22:24] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;minna to issho nara~<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can eat it.<br>**[22:28] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tabereru sa<br>**[22:30] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So everyone on Earth<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and everyone in the universe,<br>**[22:30] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"<br>**[22:35] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~<br>**[22:38] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo<br>**[22:38] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because when you laugh,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;strangely, so can I.<br>**[22:42] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;waratte 'rareru kara<br>**[22:45] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kick off against the ground,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fly around the skies,<br>**[22:45] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daichi wo kette   Sora tobimawari<br>**[22:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"<br>**[22:48] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~<br>**[22:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if something bad happens, if I smile,<br>**[22:52] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iya na koto atte mo   egao ni nareba<br>**[22:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can forget it all.<br>**[22:55] [SONG] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;subete wasureru sa<br>**[23:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is Dororo.<br>**[23:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am often told that I don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;leave much of an impression,<br>**[23:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but in truth, it is simply that, as a ninja,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am cautious not to stand out.<br>**[23:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If a ninja stands out,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it defeats the whole purpose.<br>**[23:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is one of the techniques I have held<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;since my days as an assassin,<br>**[23:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it's certainly not the case<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that ever since my childhood, I—<br>**[23:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind that!<br>**[23:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;L-Listen to me, Keroro-kun!<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!"<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a two-parter. How's that?<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ge-Gero!<br>