E183 - Galulu's Annoying Vacation, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
"Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN Schlorp
SIGN Fall
[01:32] ---
It's definitely fall. And when you
think "fall," you think of...
[01:36] [SONG] ---
Baked sweet potatoes!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
Who wants sweet,
delicious baked sweet potatoes?
[01:43] ---
No way! Not me...
SIGN Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget
[01:46] ---
Forget it! I've already decided
to go on a diet starting today!
[01:50] [SONG] ---
Baked sweet potatoes!
[01:54] [SONG] ---
Potatoes!
SIGN Potatoes!
[01:56] ---
That's it!
[01:57] ---
Eating just one potato
[02:00] ---
wouldn't suddenly put the pounds on!
SIGN Diet
[02:03] ---
I'll start my diet tomorrow!
[02:08] ---
I'll take one! I'll take one!
[02:11] [SONG] ---
Baked sweet potatoes!
[02:12] ---
Baked sweet potato man!
SIGN Potatoes!
[02:15] [SONG] ---
Potatoes!
SIGN Gloom...
[02:18] ---
He drove away...
[02:22] ---
Your prey got away, eh?
[02:25] ---
On the battlefield, a moment's hesitation
is the difference between life and death.
[02:29] ---
You've gotten stronger,
[02:31] ---
but as a soldier,
you're still wet behind the ears...
SIGN Whump
[02:35] ---
My house isn't a battlefield,
and I'm no soldier.
[02:40] ---
And it looks like you're still
wet behind the ears yourself.
[02:42] ---
What?!
[02:43] ---
That's correct!
[02:45] ---
Th-That voice...
[02:48] ---
To be attacked while leaving
yourself wide open...
[02:51] ---
You've failed on every level:
skills, mind, and body.
[02:56] ---
Giroro!
[02:59] ---
There he is! Giroro's big brother!
SIGN Corporal Giroro's Elder Brother Lieutenant Galulu
[03:04] ---
G-Galulu!
[03:09] ---
Galulu's Annoying Vacation, Sir!
SIGN Warning!
[03:16] ---
W-We have a situation, Uncle!
[03:18] ---
Intruder alert, identifying code: Keron army!
[03:22] ---
Gero-yikes! That's...
[03:25] ---
That's... First Lieutenant Galulu!
[03:27] ---
Exactly. He's First Lieutenant Galulu,
commander of the Keron Army's Galulu Platoon.
SIGN Lieutenant Galulu
[03:32] ---
He's Corporal Giroro's older brother,
and once battled the Keroro Platoon.
[03:40] ---
This tells me something might be up at HQ.
[03:43] ---
Or, like, hyper alert?
[03:46] ---
What is he doing here?
[03:47] ---
I am frightened!
[03:53] ---
You're as strong as ever,
[03:55] ---
Pekoponian female soldier.
[03:57] ---
W-Who are you calling a female soldier?!
[04:00] ---
Even the members of the war council
[04:03] ---
couldn't hide their fear
at your battle prowess.
[04:06] ---
For the time being, it seems they're inclined
to have you continue the mission here.
[04:11] ---
That's good news, isn't it, Giroro?
[04:13] ---
From the start, we've been the only ones
who could invade Pekopon!
[04:18] ---
B-But anyway, what have you come here for?
[04:20] ---
What's your plan this time?!
SIGN Sweat
SIGN Silence
[04:42] ---
Silence.
[04:49] ---
I'm on vacation.
SIGN Whump
[04:51] ---
B-Bro!
SIGN Snap
[04:53] ---
You could've just told me that
without the gut-wrenching pause!
SIGN Snap
SIGN Bro?
[04:57] ---
"Bro," is it?
[04:58] ---
No! I mean Galulu!
SIGN No! I mean Galulu!
[05:00] ---
D-Don't tell me he's here to visit...
[05:04] ---
Or, like, funded furlough?
[05:08] ---
The corporal's big brother!
[05:10] ---
You've come to have fun on Earth again, huh?
[05:12] ---
Hey, long time no see!
[05:15] ---
I get a lot of reports on you two.
[05:18] ---
I admire the way you keep a tight leash
on the Keroro Platoon.
[05:22] ---
There may eventually come a time when
our paths will cross while I'm on a mission,
[05:26] ---
but today I'm here on vacation.
[05:29] ---
And I'll be a burden to you.
[05:30] ---
Not at all! You're always welcome here!
[05:34] ---
Come on in!
[05:35] ---
I appreciate your hospitality.
[05:38] ---
Don't mind if I do.
[05:46] ---
Sheesh. Fuyuki...
[05:50] ---
I apologize for entering the field
in the middle of your operation!
[05:54] ---
Today, our ranks mean nothing.
I'm here solely as a civilian.
[05:58] ---
N-Not at all. Um... I apologize for not
giving you a more hospitable welcome...
[06:03] ---
A long-term stay on the front line
[06:05] ---
is something that even I wish to avoid,
[06:07] ---
but you're doing your best, Keroro-kun.
[06:09] ---
Oh, not really...
[06:12] ---
He seems to be in a better mood than usual.
[06:15] ---
Or, like, dual nature?
[06:17] ---
It's because he's a pro through and through.
[06:20] ---
I can't keep up with his switches
between public and private life.
[06:24] ---
I'll put some tea on.
[06:27] ---
Or, like, common comrade?
SIGN Universal Brotherhood
[06:30] ---
No, don't bother.
[06:31] ---
I'm here for a reason.
SIGN Gulp
[06:34] ---
A reason?!
[06:36] ---
Giroro, did you ask Dad for a favor?
SIGN Ba-dump!
[06:41] ---
I really intended to spend my vacation
relaxing at the old homestead,
[06:45] ---
but Dad wanted me to give you this.
[06:50] ---
He also told me to bring this over.
[06:54] ---
There are souvenirs here for the
rest of you, too, so please...
[06:57] ---
S-Seriously?!
[06:58] ---
Yay!
[07:00] ---
This is a nostalgic flavor!
[07:02] ---
A Space Happy Set!
[07:05] ---
66 different varieties!
[07:08] ---
But this is what you asked
the old man for, isn't it?
SIGN Gulp
SIGN Carbohydrate-based Plant
[07:12] ---
Apparently, a carbohydrate-based plant.
[07:15] ---
It's been reverse growth compressed,
[07:18] ---
so if you plant it in Pekoponian ground,
it'll grow within minutes.
[07:21] ---
H-He...
SIGN Carbohydrate-based Plant Dealer Deliciousness Guaranteed!
SIGN Sold Out
[07:28] ---
I asked Dad for it because
I wanted to please Natsumi.
[07:32] ---
Dad, if they have it...
[07:34] ---
Yeah. Please.
[07:36] ---
Old man!
[07:38] ---
You didn't have to send Bro
over here to deliver it!
[07:42] ---
An ingredient?
[07:43] ---
N-No! I-It's not important!
[07:50] ---
This is the space okonomiyaki FX special,
SIGN Space Sojourn
[07:53] ---
popularized by that famous
space show, Space Sojourn!
SIGN Space Okonomiyaki
[07:59] ---
I can have it?!
[08:00] ---
Keep working hard.
[08:02] ---
Gero!
[08:03] ---
Maybe I'll make it right now!
[08:05] ---
Or maybe it'd be better if
I saved it for a rainy day!
[08:08] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama will help you, sir!
[08:10] ---
Yay!
[08:10] ---
I'll help, too!
[08:13] ---
Or, like, local dishes?
[08:16] ---
Well, then...
[08:17] ---
A-Are you going back?
[08:19] ---
No. I'm going to help you with that.
[08:22] ---
I don't often get a chance to
see a carbohydrate-based plant.
[08:26] ---
That's okay! I'll do it myself!
[08:29] ---
Oh, don't be like that!
[08:31] ---
I'm sure you're busy, right?
[08:32] ---
I have time.
[08:33] ---
Hurry up and go home!
[08:34] ---
I only just got here.
[08:35] ---
I'll do it by myself!
[08:36] ---
I can do it!
[08:37] ---
Brothers are a fine thing.
[08:37] ---
No, you can't.
[08:38] ---
You're so pushy!
[08:39] ---
This is too funny!
[08:42] ---
Hey, has the corporal's
big brother gone home?
[08:45] ---
No, he's still here, sir!
[08:47] ---
He should have lunch with us
before he goes back.
[08:49] ---
Right, Sis?
[08:52] ---
Y-Yeah... Good idea...
SIGN The truth is, I want him
to go back home soon.
[08:55] ---
Shouldn't you hang out with him, Sarge?
[08:58] ---
I mean, he's come all this way...
[09:00] ---
Well...
[09:01] ---
The thing is, I never really
have anything to say to him.
SIGN It's always awkward being around him...
[09:08] ---
What's the corporal's big brother like?
[09:10] ---
I do not really know either, so I am curious.
[09:13] ---
Well, let's see...
[09:16] ---
If I think back...
[09:18] ---
Yes. That was...
[09:20] ---
...early one summer afternoon.
[09:24] ---
Even now, it crosses my mind sometimes.
[09:29] ---
Giroro-kun!
[09:31] ---
Let's play!
[09:33] ---
Giroro-kun! Come on, let's play!
[09:41] ---
That's strange.
[09:43] ---
Aren't you home, Giroro-kun?!
SIGN Silence
SIGN Boom Boom Boom Boom
[09:54] ---
Hi, Giroro.
[09:55] ---
Sorry. I couldn't hear you.
[09:57] ---
That's okay. But what's this noise?
[10:00] ---
My brother bought a stereo.
[10:03] ---
What? I can't hear you!
[10:05] ---
My big brother bought a stereo!
[10:08] ---
What was that?!
[10:09] ---
My brother bought a stereo!
[10:11] ---
Your mother sought a stairway?!
[10:14] ---
My brother bought a stereo!
[10:19] ---
I guess that's how he was.
[10:20] ---
He was... how?
[10:24] ---
The big brother of a friend
is close, yet far away.
[10:28] ---
Huh, really?
SIGN Pat Pat
Pat Pat
[10:30] ---
How's that?
[10:31] ---
Good.
[10:32] ---
It should bud shortly.
[10:34] ---
They're called potatoes on Pekopon.
[10:36] ---
Potatoes?
[10:38] ---
I've heard that before
on the planet Dekansho.
[10:41] ---
Corporal, let's have lunch.
[10:43] ---
Well? Are you up for a Pekopon meal?
[10:46] ---
Yeah. I could eat.
[10:49] ---
Then come on in.
[10:50] ---
Thank you.
[10:57] ---
So First Lieutenant Galulu,
Giroro's big brother, has come for a visit...
[11:11] ---
Drip!
[11:11] ---
Drip.
[11:12] ---
Drip!
[11:12] ---
Drip.
[11:20] ---
He can't get the hang of it.
[11:31] ---
Good.
[11:32] ---
Whoa!
SIGN Ack!
[11:46] ---
Now that's what I call a carbohydrate-based
plant growing abnormally large in Earth soil.
[11:49] ---
Specifically, it's an invasive alien species
that has mutated on Earth.
[11:53] ---
Its designation: YMO-104!
SIGN YMO-104
[11:56] ---
Potato!
SIGN Potato!
[11:58] ---
W-What is that?!
[12:01] ---
I see. This is just like the old man.
[12:04] ---
What's going on here?!
[12:06] ---
I have no idea, sir!
[12:10] ---
It seems Dad wants to impart that old chestnut,
"You wanna eat, you gotta work."
SIGN You Wanna Eat, You Gotta Work
[12:15] ---
Does that translate into Pekoponian?
[12:17] ---
Tch! My mistake, asking Dad for a favor.
[12:27] ---
It aims to escape.
[12:32] ---
Potato!
[12:36] ---
Rendering it invisible with the anti-barrier
should buy us some time by forestalling a panic!
[12:40] ---
Good judgment call!
[12:44] ---
Just a matter of course.
[12:49] ---
Gero!
[12:55] ---
Come what may,
SIGN Like
[12:57] ---
it's clear the rest of us must not
interfere with those two.
[12:59] ---
Locked on target!
[13:02] ---
It's not moving that fast.
We should be able to take it out easily!
[13:05] ---
You're on vacation, remember?
[13:07] ---
I can handle this myself!
[13:14] ---
I see.
[13:16] ---
All right! This mission is
gonna be completed right here!
[13:24] ---
It lit its own rump on fire and increased
its speed with combustion gas?!
SIGN D-Don't tell me...
[13:29] ---
Oh, no! The stray shot!
[13:35] ---
Galulu!
[13:36] ---
You underestimated the enemy's abilities.
[13:38] ---
You chose the wrong weapon to use.
[13:40] ---
Two overlapping mistakes on the battlefield
will get the whole platoon annihilated.
[13:46] ---
Think about why Dad went to the trouble
of having me bring that here.
[13:52] ---
To me, he might as well have spelled it out.
[13:57] ---
"If you two think you can
handle this, then do it!"
SIGN If you two think you can handle this, then do it!
[14:00] ---
Let's go!
[14:06] ---
Potato!
[14:09] ---
Let's do a combination attack, Giroro!
[14:11] ---
R-Right!
[14:30] ---
This feels strange.
[14:33] ---
Am I playing with my big brother?
[14:46] ---
Cut it out!
[14:48] ---
This is our base!
[14:50] ---
What's that?!
[14:52] ---
We told you to give it to us.
[14:58] ---
K-Knock it off!
[15:02] ---
Go on, get lost!
[15:11] ---
G-Giroro's big brother?
[15:14] ---
Bro...
[15:16] ---
What do you think you're doing?!
[15:21] ---
This is a good-natured animal.
[15:24] ---
It won't attack unless you lash out at it.
[15:28] ---
This guy...
[15:29] ---
He's the newbie at youth training school
that everybody's talking about.
[15:34] ---
Fellas, it seems like they've
already staked their claim here.
[15:36] ---
Sorry, but I'd like you two to withdraw.
[15:39] ---
Hey, come with us.
[15:41] ---
Let's talk.
[15:51] ---
I was so scared that I
couldn't move for a while.
[15:55] ---
I-Is he gonna be okay?
[15:58] ---
He'll be fine. My brother is strong.
[16:06] ---
Bro! How?!
[16:08] ---
You're strong, so those guys shouldn't
have been able to beat you!
[16:13] ---
Military results.
[16:15] ---
Territory seized by the enemy: 0%.
[16:18] ---
Territory maintained by our side: 100%.
[16:23] ---
On top of that, to get at the
truth through discussion,
[16:28] ---
they're going to be tried
by court-martial.
[16:31] ---
The price for it was the damage done to me,
but that will disappear in a few days.
[16:36] ---
In other words...
[16:38] ---
...our side has won a perfect victory.
[16:41] ---
I didn't really understand
everything my brother said...
[16:48] ---
...but several days later,
[16:50] ---
those delinquents were
kicked out of the training school.
[16:53] ---
Apparently, the instructor
saw the whole thing.
SIGN Instructor
[17:01] ---
Concentrate, Giroro!
[17:05] ---
Crap!
[17:07] ---
Giroro! Tch!
[17:09] ---
I wanted to have a little more fun...
[17:15] ---
...but this is where I bake it!
SIGN Tamagawa
[17:23] ---
Mission complete!
[17:26] ---
B-Beam coating?!
[17:29] ---
Old man!
[17:41] ---
N-Natsumi!
[17:44] ---
Giant or not,
you look like a tasty potato!
[17:59] ---
S-Shoot!
[18:03] ---
I'll cover you! Attack it from the bottom!
[18:05] ---
Gotcha! I'm counting on you!
SIGN Pop!
SIGN Tamagawa
[19:02] ---
Sorry I got in the way
of you two brothers handling it.
[19:07] ---
But if you wanna eat, you gotta work, right?
[19:11] ---
Yeah.
SIGN Giroro
[19:15] ---
Giroro... is this what you found on Pekopon?
[19:20] ---
Are you okay, Giroro?
[19:29] ---
I realized that Dad was right.
[19:32] ---
Both of us still have a long ways to go.
[19:34] ---
Still, I should never have
asked the old man for a favor!
[19:38] ---
Thanks to that, I've been here
longer than I anticipated.
[19:41] ---
I'm going back now, though.
[19:48] ---
Giroro!
[19:51] ---
How is Pekopon?
[19:52] ---
G-Good.
[19:55] ---
It's a worthwhile place.
[19:59] ---
I see...
[20:11] ---
Goodbye!
[20:13] ---
Corporal's big brother, goodbye!
[20:17] ---
Come again sometime!
[20:28] ---
Whew!
[20:29] ---
Now that Master Galulu has gone home,
[20:32] ---
I'll make the space
okonomiyaki FX special, sir!
[20:36] ---
Yay! We finally get to eat it!
SIGN Took home some YMO-104
[20:41] ---
Delicious!
[20:46] ---
This potato is the best!
[20:49] ---
Of course it is, after all the trouble
we went through for it.
[20:52] ---
I'm the one who beat it, remember?
SIGN Gulp
[20:57] ---
Hey, is your brother a nice guy?
[21:04] ---
Like I can evaluate my own blood?!
[21:13] ---
Thanks.
[21:15] ---
The relationship between Giroro and his
brother has deepened just a little.
[21:18] ---
That's the kind of autumn night it is.
[21:21] ---
Help!
SIGN Help!
SIGN Space Okonomiyaki FX Special
[21:30] ---
If you wanna eat it, you'd better beat it.
[21:31] ---
But I'm saying I need your help!
[21:34] ---
Help!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
subete wasureru sa
SIGN Occult Busters
[23:07] ---
Momoka here.
[23:08] ---
Chiruyo here.
[23:09] ---
I hear the Occult Club's theme for the school
festival is going to be supernatural powers?
[23:12] ---
Yes. Fuyuki-kun said a lot
of his personal acquaintances
[23:15] ---
are ghosts and aliens,
so it's hard to use them.
[23:18] ---
True, comedic aliens wouldn't impress anyone.
SIGN Instant Dumplings
[23:21] ---
That aside, Strada 5!
[23:23] ---
"Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!