# E177 - Dokuku: Gas Keronian #1, Sir! / Keroro: The Top Gundam Man On Pekopon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X84G/dokuku-gas-keronian-1-sir--keroro-the-top-gundam-man-on-pekopon-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** Todoroki Productions Ltd.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[01:55] ---**
Doku doku doku doku...
**[02:07] ---**
In the dead of night...
**[02:09] ---**
...*he* appears.
**[02:14] ---**
Dokuku: Gas Keronian No. 1, Sir!
**[02:19] ---**
Sis!
**[02:20] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?
**[02:21] ---**
G-G-G-G-Ghost!
**[02:24] ---**
Ghoh?!
**[02:25] ---**
Ghoh, ghoh, ghoh...
**[02:27] ---**
You're so lucky to have
a spiritual sense, Sis.
**[02:30] ---**
I can't see anything...
**[02:36] ---**
It was here, right here! A Keronian ghost!
**[02:39] ---**
Keronian...?
**[02:41] ---**
Keronian...
***SIGN*** Keronian
**[02:43] ---**
Don't tell me it was...!
**[02:49] ---**
That's the Gogg for you.
**[02:52] ---**
Not even a scratch...
**[02:56] ---**
Large beef bowl please! With no soup, sir!
**[02:58] ---**
Doku doku doku doku!
**[03:01] ---**
Doku...
**[03:02] ---**
Please stop bundling in
stuff I don't want, sir.
**[03:04] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:07] ---**
Yes! I'll make breakfast right away!
**[03:10] ---**
Will you cut it out?!
**[03:11] ---**
Gero?
**[03:12] ---**
Doku doku doku...
**[03:18] ---**
Doku doku!
**[03:22] ---**
Ummm... Who might you be?
**[03:25] ---**
Will you wake up?!
**[03:27] ---**
D-Don't tell me it's a real ghost?
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Yes! I can see it, too!
**[03:31] ---**
Doku doku doku doku...
**[03:35] ---**
Huh?
**[03:36] ---**
It went into the secret base.
**[03:38] ---**
Gero.
**[03:39] ---**
I-Isn't this... kinda bad?
**[03:42] ---**
Doku doku doku doku doku.
**[03:46] ---**
I-I-It is really a ghost...
**[03:49] ---**
Maybe it's someone's ancestor!
**[03:53] ---**
That ghost is not cute or lovely
or pretty at all.
**[03:57] ---**
It cannot be one of my ancestors.
**[04:00] ---**
Seems not to have much of a presence.
**[04:02] ---**
Now that you mention it... it does
sort of remind me of someone...
**[04:07] ---**
Wha?! M-My ancestor?
**[04:10] ---**
I don't care what it is,
just make it move on!
**[04:14] ---**
In that case, an eye for an eye,
a ghost girl for a ghost, sir!
**[04:18] ---**
You call for me, a curse on ye,
that's the way it goes...
**[04:22] ---**
It's been so long!
***SIGN*** Ghost Girl
**[04:23] ---**
She is the ghost girl
haunting the Hinata house.
**[04:26] ---**
I'm so moved that you remember me!
**[04:29] ---**
As his fellow ghost,
**[04:31] ---**
I'd like you to take that ghost to the other world
or whatever, as quick as you can, ma'am!
**[04:35] ---**
All right!
**[04:58] ---**
Come.
**[04:59] ---**
Let's you and I return to the other world...
**[05:02] ---**
Doku doku doku.
**[05:04] ---**
Ummm...
**[05:05] ---**
Doku?
**[05:06] ---**
What exactly...
**[05:08] ---**
My dances are very popular
among the other ghosts I know!
**[05:12] ---**
They say they are very soothing and
can move a ghost on in no time!
**[05:15] ---**
I... I see...
**[05:16] ---**
Idiot! She's busy getting rid of him,
so don't interfere!
**[05:20] ---**
Gero...
**[05:21] ---**
Doku doku doku...
**[05:22] ---**
Doku doku doku doku doku...
**[05:25] ---**
C-Calm down, now...
**[05:30] ---**
I... I'm sorry, sir!
**[05:36] ---**
Gero...
**[05:41] ---**
Giro...
**[05:42] ---**
Stay away!
**[05:44] ---**
Or, like, banish evil?
**[05:48] ---**
Go away, please! Over there, please!
**[05:51] ---**
I said go away, you pain in the butt!
**[05:54] ---**
Gero!
**[06:00] ---**
Wow! Ghosts are so cool!
**[06:02] ---**
Now is not the time!
**[06:04] ---**
Doku doku doku doku doku.
***SIGN*** Today's Program:
Yachigusa
**[06:08] ---**
This is great! This is so great!
**[06:10] ---**
Doku! Doku doku doku.
**[06:16] ---**
Looks like we pissed him off.
**[06:19] ---**
Gerorincho.
**[06:23] ---**
It can even break through security!
Wonderful!
**[06:26] ---**
It is not wonderful!
**[06:27] ---**
Doku doku doku doku.
**[06:32] ---**
It's so great!
**[06:38] ---**
Fuyuki, isn't there anything we can do?
**[06:41] ---**
Research is still ongoing on ghosts, so...
**[06:44] ---**
There is not a great deal I can do
against a ghostly foe.
**[06:47] ---**
Umm... I don't think it's a ghost.
**[06:51] ---**
Gero?
**[06:52] ---**
If it was a ghost, it should
be able to do what I just did,
**[06:54] ---**
and slip through the walls and floors.
**[06:57] ---**
Yeah. She's right.
**[06:59] ---**
If it's not a ghost,
then what is it?
**[07:02] ---**
Most likely...
**[07:04] ---**
...gas Keronian No. 1.
**[07:06] ---**
Gas Keronian?!
**[07:07] ---**
Why No. 1?
**[07:11] ---**
There's a guy who had his body modified
by the Keronian Experimental Unit,
**[07:15] ---**
and turned into a gas.
**[07:20] ---**
Dokuku...
**[07:22] ---**
Just like Giruru from the other day.
**[07:26] ---**
Then, in other words,
**[07:29] ---**
he is a new assassin of the Shurara Corps?
**[07:35] ---**
So not a ghost...
***SIGN*** Hustle Cola
**[07:38] ---**
No worries.
**[07:39] ---**
Now we know he's a gas,
this'll take care of him, no problem.
**[07:42] ---**
Huh? What good is cola going to do?
***SIGN*** Hustle Cola
**[07:51] ---**
An eye for an eye, a gas for a gas...
***SIGN*** Gerp
**[07:56] ---**
He's here!
**[07:58] ---**
Too-much-cola 10,000 hekoki!
***SIGN*** Too-much-cola
***SIGN*** 10,000 hekoki
**[08:02] ---**
Someone get a gas mask!
**[08:06] ---**
Doku... doku... doku doku...
**[08:08] ---**
Doku doku doku.
**[08:09] ---**
I did it! It worked perfectly!
**[08:11] ---**
Doku doku doku... doku doku...!
**[08:23] ---**
He is going crazy inside my belly!
**[08:26] ---**
Oh... oh, crap...
**[08:31] ---**
Ah. He is starting to talk to me
inside my head.
**[08:35] ---**
But... if you think I will let
you control me so easily...
**[08:39] ---**
...you are right!
**[08:42] ---**
P-Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[08:47] ---**
Y-Y...
**[08:49] ---**
Your... objective was...
**[08:51] ---**
...to rescue your comrade...
***SIGN*** Giruru Inside
**[08:54] ---**
The imprisoned liquid Keronian, Giruru!
**[08:58] ---**
I...
**[08:59] ---**
I cannot let him free...
**[09:02] ---**
...let him free...!
**[09:04] ---**
Let him free.
**[09:09] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[09:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[09:12] ---**
I am sorry.
**[09:15] ---**
Gero!
**[09:16] ---**
Girurururu!
***SIGN*** Giruru Returns
**[09:18] ---**
Giruru returns!
**[09:20] ---**
Imprisoning me in a place like that...
**[09:23] ---**
I will make you all pay!
**[09:29] ---**
Dokuku! What is the meaning of this?!
**[09:32] ---**
Doku doku doku doku doku.
**[09:34] ---**
What? You want me to wash my hands of
the Shurara Corps and go straight?!
**[09:39] ---**
Gero?
**[09:40] ---**
Doku doku. Doku...
**[09:41] ---**
"I mean, come on. It isn't worth putting our
lives at risk for that measly contractor fee?"
**[09:48] ---**
Mmm... You do have a point...
**[09:50] ---**
These guys!
**[09:51] ---**
Doku!
**[09:54] ---**
Now... Let us return to Keron, my brother.
**[09:57] ---**
Brother?!
**[10:00] ---**
Are you two brothers?
***SIGN*** Older Brother
***SIGN*** Younger Brother
**[10:03] ---**
Brother...
**[10:04] ---**
Tch. Well, you did come
all the way to save me.
**[10:08] ---**
Could it be that he returned for the
sole purpose of retrieving his brother?
**[10:12] ---**
Looks like it.
**[10:13] ---**
Gero... Then why didn't you
just say that from the start?
**[10:17] ---**
My brother is, as you can see,
a gas Keronian.
**[10:20] ---**
He can't communicate his desires
without inhabiting another's body.
**[10:25] ---**
Doku doku doku...
**[10:26] ---**
Who hired the Shurara Corps
to wipe out our Keroro Platoon?
**[10:31] ---**
Beats me. Only our boss knows that.
**[10:34] ---**
Doku doku...
**[10:36] ---**
Ah! I'm sorry, everyone...
**[10:39] ---**
Crumple.
**[10:40] ---**
Ahn!♡ I'm sorry for causing such trouble...
**[10:43] ---**
Flop.
**[10:44] ---**
Gero!
**[10:45] ---**
But thanks to you,
**[10:48] ---**
I was able to reunite with my brother.
**[10:51] ---**
Please let me say thank you!
**[10:59] ---**
W-Wait a sec...
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Sorry. My brother has a very
conscientious personality.
**[11:04] ---**
He won't rest until he's
apologized to everyone.
**[11:07] ---**
You don't need to apologize any more!
**[11:10] ---**
Noooooo!
**[11:12] ---**
Stop it!
**[11:12] ---**
As for whether Dokuku managed to apologize
to everyone in the end or not...
**[11:14] ---**
You don't need to!
**[11:16] ---**
That's a secret.
***SIGN*** Do Not Enter
**[11:17] ---**
Or, like, do not enter?!
**[11:27] ---**
Sarge's Gundam model collection,
with which we are all so familiar.
**[11:30] ---**
Gundam models are so good!
**[11:32] ---**
It's no wonder the Pekoponians
go wild for them, sir!
**[11:35] ---**
Well, that said, I go *so* wild for them that
it's impeding our invasion of Pekopon...
**[11:41] ---**
He's aware.
**[11:43] ---**
I know it, but I just can't stop myself, sir!
***SIGN*** I know, but I can't stop myself
**[11:49] ---**
Th-That's right, sir...
**[11:50] ---**
Gundam models are, by now, a necessary
component of Pekoponian life!
**[11:55] ---**
Yes... Essentially, without
them even knowing it,
**[11:58] ---**
Gundam models have been
invading Pekopon, sir!
**[12:01] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[12:03] ---**
That is to say:
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If I make Gundam Models Inc. mine,
**[12:06] ---**
the Pekopon invasion will
be all but complete!
***SIGN*** Employment
**[12:10] ---**
I just have to become the president
of a Gundam model company, sir!
**[12:18] ---**
Keroro: The No. 1 Gunpla Man in Japan, Sir!
***SIGN*** Gunpla
***SIGN*** Gunpla Inc.
**[12:26] ---**
Hey! Morning, all. Getting on well, I see.
**[12:32] ---**
I believe you were the secretary, uh...
**[12:35] ---**
Hinata Natsumi.
**[12:37] ---**
By the way, how is the president's
schedule looking today?
**[12:39] ---**
He is currently practicing his golf.
**[12:42] ---**
Excuse me, if you don't mind me asking,
who are you again?
**[12:44] ---**
You must be a new face here, ma'am.
**[12:47] ---**
If you don't know me.
**[12:49] ---**
Right...
**[12:50] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro!
**[12:52] ---**
I will be working part-time at this company
starting today, ma'am.
**[12:56] ---**
What? Then you're the new face.
**[12:58] ---**
Never mind the little details.
By the way, would you care to marry me?
**[13:02] ---**
Huh?
**[13:03] ---**
I plan to become a full employee
within the day,
**[13:06] ---**
manager within the week,
***SIGN*** Manager
**[13:08] ---**
chief within two weeks,
***SIGN*** Chief
**[13:10] ---**
and president within a month!
***SIGN*** President
**[13:14] ---**
I'd say you've nothing to lose, myself!
**[13:18] ---**
What?
**[13:19] ---**
You just watch, ma'am.
**[13:21] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[13:23] ---**
Fore!
**[13:28] ---**
President!
**[13:29] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir.
**[13:32] ---**
I started working part-time
at your company today, sir.
**[13:37] ---**
Pekogolf... fore!
**[13:38] ---**
Nice shot!
**[13:39] ---**
Giroyama! Or something!
**[13:40] ---**
Nice shot!
**[13:41] ---**
Bunker!
**[13:42] ---**
Great, the bunker...
**[13:47] ---**
Gero.
**[13:48] ---**
Where's the ball?
**[13:51] ---**
Whoops.
**[13:54] ---**
Nice shot!
**[13:56] ---**
What?!
**[14:00] ---**
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
**[14:04] ---**
I had a fun session today, thanks to you.
**[14:06] ---**
Oh, it was nothing!
**[14:08] ---**
By the way, I have a small request, sir.
**[14:10] ---**
Try me.
**[14:12] ---**
I would love to be made a
full-time employee, sir.
**[14:15] ---**
Full-time?
**[14:16] ---**
I am not only a top-class golfer,
**[14:18] ---**
but also a top-class ideas man!
**[14:21] ---**
I do believe hiring me
will be worth your while.
**[14:26] ---**
And so,
**[14:28] ---**
Sergeant Keroro-kun here will be
working here full-time starting today.
**[14:31] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen,
**[14:33] ---**
I look forward to working with you!
**[14:36] ---**
Good day. My name is Doronuma.
**[14:38] ---**
Please feel free to ask me about
anything you do not understand.
**[14:41] ---**
I'll be counting on you, senpai!
**[14:44] ---**
Okay! Let's sell and sell
those Gundam models,
**[14:47] ---**
and build up those promotions!
**[14:49] ---**
Incidentally, which faction are you?
**[14:52] ---**
Gero? Faction?
**[14:54] ---**
This company is divided into two large factions:
Director Tamakawa's Gundam model faction,
***SIGN*** It is Gunpla!
**[14:57] ---**
and Director Kuluta's Ultra Alloy faction.
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy, ku ku ku
**[14:59] ---**
They are engaged in a power struggle.
***SIGN*** Power Struggle
**[15:05] ---**
I see.
**[15:06] ---**
It's like the AEUG and the Titans, then, sir.
**[15:10] ---**
Which faction will be more
beneficial to you to join?
**[15:12] ---**
That will be the question!
**[15:14] ---**
Hohoh.
**[15:16] ---**
Gero gerori.
***SIGN*** Original
Cocktail
**[15:19] ---**
Are there not any ideas for new
Gundam models that could be a big hit?
**[15:26] ---**
If you want ideas, I'm your man, sir!
**[15:29] ---**
Whoa! Who are you?
**[15:31] ---**
Cola and snacks! Chop chop!
**[15:33] ---**
Or, like, extra order?
**[15:35] ---**
Here you are.
**[15:37] ---**
Once made as a knockoff of Gundam models,
**[15:40] ---**
and now a rare item: the Dangal!
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[15:43] ---**
Hire a charismatic mech designer
to refine that Dangal!
***SIGN*** MG Dangal
**[15:46] ---**
Excellent!
**[15:47] ---**
Remove the need for glue, and for paint!
***SIGN*** Dangal: Mobile Machine Mech
**[15:50] ---**
Explosively attractive box art!
***SIGN*** MG Dangal
**[15:52] ---**
Call it the MG Dangal!
**[15:54] ---**
Ohh! That sounds like it would sell!
**[15:56] ---**
I will be able to win the faction battle!
**[15:58] ---**
Okay, then we've decided!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Inc. Sales Sergeant Keroro
**[16:00] ---**
I started working today in Sales.
**[16:04] ---**
My name's Sergeant Keroro, sir.
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, you're one of ours?
**[16:09] ---**
I'll see you again!
**[16:11] ---**
He seems pretty useful.
***SIGN*** 50,000 yen
**[16:14] ---**
Here you are.
**[16:16] ---**
He said you'd cover it.
**[16:18] ---**
It's the bill for Uncle's share.
Or, like, business expense?
***SIGN*** I Feel So Regrettable (Ikan ni Zonjimasu)
**[16:25] ---**
I can't think of a single idea
for a new Ultra Alloy product.
***SIGN*** They Looked After Me
(Mendou Mita Yo)
**[16:30] ---**
Take a look at my idea!
**[16:32] ---**
Who are you, hm?!
***SIGN*** SECRET Planning Document
Dangal
**[16:36] ---**
"Dangal" shall make a revival
through Ultra Alloy!
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy!
**[16:40] ---**
Fully featured as per the original setting!
***SIGN*** Satellite Dish Head!!
**[16:47] ---**
A rich variety of weaponry options!
***SIGN*** Rocket Kick
**[16:49] ---**
The drill on its left arm will rotate
using micro-motors!
**[16:52] ---**
We'll call it:
the Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal, sir!
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy
***SIGN*** Soul
***SIGN*** Dangal Ultra Alloy Soul
**[16:58] ---**
Ultra Alloy Soul...
**[17:01] ---**
Sounds good to me! I'll use this!
**[17:04] ---**
And you are?
***SIGN*** Gunpla Inc. Sales Sergeant Keroro
***SIGN*** It will probably work out soon enough!! (Sono uchi nantoka naru darou!!)
**[17:06] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[17:08] ---**
I am honored to have been useful
to you, Director Kuluta!
**[17:15] [SONG] ---**
Keroro is simply irresponsible!
**[17:18] [SONG] ---**
Getting promotions is Kerotto easy!
**[17:22] [SONG] ---**
Brilliant ideas, let's go with Dangal!
**[17:25] [SONG] ---**
What an easy invasion this will be!
**[17:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[17:32] [SONG] ---**
Keron, nylon, pantaloons.
**[17:35] [SONG] ---**
Invading with promotions,
gero gero and ge!
**[17:39] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero. Yahoo!
**[17:44] ---**
So you weren't all talk! You actually
did become a proper employee.
**[17:48] ---**
Oh, but the hard work
has yet to come, ma'am!
**[17:50] ---**
Keroro-dono!
**[17:53] ---**
Gero?
**[17:53] ---**
President Giroyama is calling for you!
**[17:56] ---**
Here, you see...
**[17:59] ---**
The call at last!
**[18:01] ---**
Y-Y-You're so mean, Keroro-kun...
**[18:04] ---**
Dear me.
***SIGN*** Gunpla
**[18:07] ---**
Oh! Thank you, Keroro-kun!
**[18:09] ---**
Thanks to your idea,
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[18:11] ---**
...the MG Dangal is...
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy
Soul Dangal
**[18:13] ---**
...the Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal is...
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[18:15] ---**
...a million-seller!
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy
Soul Dangal
**[18:16] ---**
...a massive hit!
***SIGN*** Gunpla
**[18:20] ---**
Wait! You got ideas from Keroro-kun, too?!
**[18:24] ---**
Keroro-kun, what is the meaning of this?
**[18:26] ---**
My faction...
**[18:28] ---**
And my faction...
**[18:29] ---**
Make it clear which one you are joining!
**[18:32] ---**
I will join neither, sir!
**[18:34] ---**
Oshamanbe!
**[18:36] ---**
Faction wars aren't popular nowadays, sir.
**[18:39] ---**
More importantly! We should take the
MG Dangal and Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal,
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal
***SIGN*** MG Dangal
**[18:44] ---**
and develop the ultimate Dangal,
combining the good points of each!
**[18:48] ---**
The ultimate...
**[18:50] ---**
...Dangal?
***SIGN*** Gunpla
**[18:54] ---**
Now is the time to wash away
the bad blood, join hands,
**[18:58] ---**
and make the ultimate Dangal!
**[19:02] ---**
He... He has everything I saw in him!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Dangal
**[19:08] ---**
And so, from today,
I appoint Sergeant Keroro-kun
**[19:11] ---**
as the product development chief
for the Ultimate Dangal Project.
**[19:16] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[19:20] ---**
I thought you were an irresponsible
man who was all talk,
**[19:24] ---**
but I see you in a new light now!
**[19:25] ---**
No, no... The road still lies ahead, ma'am.
**[19:27] ---**
Next we have to revive the Zeta Dangal,
***SIGN*** Zeta Dangal
**[19:30] ---**
and fire off another big hit, ma'am!
**[19:32] ---**
Ohh, if it isn't Keroro-kun!
**[19:35] ---**
Oh! President Giroyama!
**[19:37] ---**
Hm, Hinata-kun is with you, as well.
This is indeed good timing.
**[19:42] ---**
Allow me to introduce my son, Fuyuki.
**[19:45] ---**
Hello.
**[19:46] ---**
The plan is to have him take over
the company in time,
**[19:49] ---**
but he's only interested
in the occult, you see!
**[19:52] ---**
Dad, I want to be a researcher of the occult.
I won't be able to take over your company.
**[19:57] ---**
Hm? Ah, well.
**[19:59] ---**
Keroro-kun, I am leaving you in
charge of the future of my company.
**[20:02] ---**
Effective immediately, you are the president.
**[20:06] ---**
Whaaaat?!
**[20:15] [SONG] ---**
I am Keroro!
**[20:18] [SONG] ---**
Invader and salaryman.
**[20:22] [SONG] ---**
Suck up if you want to get promoted.
**[20:26] [SONG] ---**
In any case, this world is irresponsible.
**[20:30] [SONG] ---**
Saying you're irresponsible is a lie!
**[20:33] [SONG] ---**
The skilled hawk hides its talons.
**[20:37] [SONG] ---**
I've always known.
**[20:39] [SONG] ---**
Even from the start...
**[20:45] [SONG] ---**
Both of us were in love at first sight!
***SIGN*** Keroro / Hinata Wedding Reception Midorisaka-Mitsuke Grand Prince Hotel
***SIGN*** Keroro / Hinata
Wedding Reception
**[20:51] ---**
Congratulations!
**[20:53] ---**
Congratulations on your marriage!
**[20:55] ---**
Congratulations on becoming
company president!
**[20:58] ---**
Or, like, following through?
***SIGN*** President
**[21:00] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** The No. 1 Gunpla Man in Japan
***SIGN*** Fin
**[21:08] ---**
Wait just a second!
**[21:10] ---**
Why do you get married
to Natchi, Mr. Sergeant?!
***SIGN*** Fin
**[21:13] ---**
Even though you have your Mois, Uncle!
**[21:16] ---**
L-Look, it's just an invasion strategy...
**[21:19] ---**
What part of that was a strategy?
**[21:21] ---**
You just wanted a new Dangal
to come out, didn't you?
**[21:26] ---**
Ah... ahaha...
***SIGN*** Todoroki Productions Inc.
**[21:29] ---**
You got me, sir!
**[21:32] ---**
Being an invader was not such an easy job!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Natsumi here.
***SIGN*** Actual Occupation Appears
**[23:08] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:09] ---**
Ghosts again? Please, no more!
**[23:12] ---**
You hate scary stories, don't you, Sis?
**[23:15] ---**
Ah, Sis, behind you!
***SIGN*** Invoice Keroro Platoon-sama One Hundred Million Yen Frog Bank
**[23:16] ---**
Noooooo! Ha, as if I'd fall for that!
**[23:19] ---**
Sarge farted!
**[23:20] ---**
Nooooo!
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that. Of course I fart!
**[23:26] ---**
"Momoka: Ghost:
Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!