# E153 - Keroro: Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKV59/keroro-kero-kero-operation-no-100-sir)
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Sounds ring out and they reach you.
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Oto ga natte todoite'te
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They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
***SIGN*** Kakui Sundries
***SIGN*** Nakaboshi Real Estate
**[01:32] ---**
On the corner of a
deserted shopping district,
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in the external branch of the
Keroro Platoon's secret base,
**[01:36] ---**
a tea party for the invaders
was about to get underway...
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party
**[01:41] ---**
"Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party?"
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What reason could there be
for such a thing?
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And it does not look very special.
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There is only one slice of cake.
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These are last week's ramen ingredients.
**[01:54] ---**
Or, like, clearance produce?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party
**[01:59] ---**
Uhh, so, ladies and gentlemen,
if I could have your attention for a moment.
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Today, I have an important
announcement for you all.
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Many years and months have passed
since we came to invade Pekopon.
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We have carried out all kinds
of invasion strategies.
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In fact, by a recent count, I've determined
that we've executed 99 invasion plans!
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99?
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Then that means our next invasion
strategy will be our hundredth?
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And you actually counted them?
**[02:27] ---**
Of course, sir!
***SIGN*** Celebrating 100
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And so,
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as we enjoy these rewards
for our past efforts,
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we shall consider our next milestone to be
Kero-Kero Operation No. 100!
**[02:38] ---**
Excuse me!
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[02:41] ---**
Why are you eating all the good stuff
before I get there?!
***SIGN*** Ge
***SIGN*** Guhaaaaaaa!!!
**[02:48] ---**
Uncle, stay strong!
**[02:50] ---**
I'll give you a starfruit
to eat if you want one.
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Gero?
**[03:01] ---**
Just then, having obtained nutritional
fortification from the starfruit,
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Keroro's brain began to spin at high speed!
**[03:06] ---**
I have thought of Kero-Kero
Operation No. 100, sir!
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Operation No. 100
**[03:14] ---**
Keroro: Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, Sir!
**[03:25] ---**
Chupacabra.
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M-Mothman.
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And why do I have to use a weird password?
**[03:34] ---**
Well, it is meant to be a surprise party.
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We can't let Sarge or the others find out.
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Ah, what a great cake!
***SIGN*** Congratulations Stupid Frog
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I knew I could count on you!
**[03:44] ---**
Yep.
***SIGN*** Congratulations Sarge
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And we've got a present for him, too.
***SIGN*** Anniversary Party for the Day Sarge Came To The Hinata Family
**[03:51] ---**
The first day the stupid frog
came to our house...
**[03:55] ---**
Well, it looks like he's been working
hard recently and not dodging his turn,
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so I guess it's okay
to do this once in a while.
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Huh?
**[04:04] ---**
Did we own a table like that...?
**[04:06] ---**
Come to think of it...
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Wh-What is this?
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Zezeze... tototoso.
***SIGN*** Congratulations Sarge
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What's going on?
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Why did the table...
**[04:35] ---**
This is what happens when I drop
my guard for even a second!
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S-Sis?
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I won't forgive him for this.
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Gero gero gero.
**[04:50] ---**
G-Gero?
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Stupid frog!
**[04:54] ---**
Lady Natsumi, Master Fuyuki!
What's the matter, ma'am?
**[04:58] ---**
It was you, wasn't it? The one who made that
messed-up table and messed up our house!
**[05:02] ---**
Table?
***SIGN*** (Celebrating) Kero-Kero Operation No. 100!
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Well, self-propelled table mechs...
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...*are* currently being mass-produced for
Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, ma'am, but...
**[05:10] ---**
I knew it.
**[05:12] ---**
Wait! Time out, time out!
I haven't done anything yet, ma'am!
**[05:15] ---**
Besides, the self-propelled table mechs
are very peaceful invasion mechs, sir!
**[05:20] ---**
Peaceful invasion mechs?
**[05:23] ---**
You remember how I had
that kinda successful
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"Operation: Little Toes Against the
Corners of Chest of Drawers" before, right?
**[05:27] ---**
It's an evolved and improved version of that!
**[05:29] ---**
It's called "Operation:
Shins Against Tables," sir!
***SIGN*** Operation Shins Against Tables
**[05:34] ---**
Shins against tables?
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Operation No. 100
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Yes! They're programmed to adjust the height
and angle for the most painful shin collision.
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We'll distribute these self-propelled
tables all over the world,
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and all the Pekoponians will bash
their shins against the tables,
***SIGN*** Owww!
Kyaa!
Gyaaah!
Aaaah!
Eeek!
Owww!
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and while they're hurting
and can't move, we invade!
**[05:50] ---**
It's a... grand? And... peaceful?
Kind of plan? Ma'am!
***SIGN*** Gero
Gero
Gero
Gero
Gero
**[05:55] ---**
Wh-Why is it always, always
something like this...
**[05:59] ---**
We've got problems, Uncle!
**[06:02] ---**
Invasion Weapon No. 100s are leaping out
one after another all by themselves!
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Or, like, excess shipment?
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Gero!
**[06:21] ---**
Sarge, these aren't peaceful
invasion mechs at all...
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This wasn't meant to...!
**[06:28] ---**
It's pretty bad. They're out of control.
**[06:31] ---**
We've got mysterious EM waves coming
from space. Like "putt-putt," "putt-putt"...
**[06:35] ---**
It looks like they're making
the control chips go haywire.
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You may leave these in my charge!
**[06:54] ---**
Dororo!
**[07:00] ---**
I will protect...
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...peace on...
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Brother!
**[07:11] ---**
Dororo! Let me assist you!
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Nin! I am most grateful!
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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I'm s-s-sorry! I'm sorry!
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Here I come!
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I'm sorry!
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Dororo!
**[07:34] ---**
I'm sorry!
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So be it!
**[07:39] ---**
Assassin Magic:
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Table Flip!
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Operation No. 100 All Units Terminated
**[08:00] ---**
Looks like they stopped.
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Thank goodness...
It's all thanks to Dororo, sir.
**[08:07] ---**
Thank goodness, my foot.
**[08:10] ---**
The inside of the house looks
like a bomb went off.
**[08:12] ---**
No dinner for you, and I ban you from
Gundam models until it's all back to normal.
**[08:17] ---**
G-Gero...
**[08:18] ---**
Well, it's no problem! The Kero Ball
can fix this up in no time!
**[08:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki, lend me the Kero Ball.
**[08:25] ---**
No.
**[08:25] ---**
Gero?
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You fix this yourself.
**[08:29] ---**
You did it. You take responsibility.
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Got it?
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Lady Natsumi!
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Sarge...
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It can't be helped...
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Master Fuyuki...
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Nooooo!
**[08:46] ---**
Good grief. This is what became of our
special 100th invasion plan?
**[08:50] ---**
It's Kululu's fault
the tables went nuts, isn't it?!
**[08:53] ---**
Kululu blamed the weird mystery waves.
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He ought to put a tinfoil hat on.
**[08:58] ---**
Ahh... It's terrible in here, too, sir.
***SIGN*** Anniversary Party for the Day Sarge Came To The Hinata Family
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They... did this for me...?
**[09:11] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Lady Natsumi...
**[09:19] ---**
It's okay, Uncle.
**[09:21] ---**
Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san
will surely forgive you.
**[09:24] ---**
I suppose so, ma'am.
**[09:26] ---**
Maybe I'll buy them a souvenir or
something as a sign of apology, ma'am.
**[09:31] ---**
Or, like, damage control?
**[09:34] ---**
Ah, look, what do you think of that one?
**[09:37] ---**
Mm? Lessee...
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Ooh! This might be good!
**[09:42] ---**
There are lots more things here, too!
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Oh, you're right, ma'am!
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Jealousy!
**[09:46] ---**
This one's nice, too, isn't it?
**[09:46] ---**
I was finally shopping alone
with Mr. Sergeant!
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And this, too!
***SIGN*** Souvenir
**[09:51] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, look,
delicious-looking sweeties!
**[09:54] ---**
This looks pretty OOPArts-ish!
It's perfect for Master Fuyuki, sir!
***SIGN*** Souvenir
**[09:58] ---**
What. Oh, that looks nice,
what a brilliant find, Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:03] ---**
You go buy tonight's dinner.
**[10:06] ---**
Space banana, space eggplant, space tuna,
**[10:09] ---**
space mermaid scales,
space dragon's tears?
**[10:12] ---**
Well, okay. Take care of
Uncle for me, then, please.
**[10:19] ---**
Now I will be alone with Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:22] ---**
Welcome.
**[10:23] ---**
I'm just closing up.
**[10:25] ---**
If you're buying that, I'll give you half off.
**[10:28] ---**
Closing up?
**[10:29] ---**
Huh?
**[10:36] ---**
What's going on?
**[10:37] ---**
You, Keronians!
**[10:39] ---**
Gero?
**[10:40] ---**
Now's not the time to be
casually shopping, poya!
**[10:43] ---**
D-Did something happen, ma'am?
**[10:46] ---**
There's been an evacuation advisory issued
for all aliens present on Pekopon, poya.
**[10:50] ---**
He's closing in on Pekopon
as we speak, poya!
**[10:52] ---**
He?
**[10:54] ---**
Yes.
**[10:55] ---**
Didn't you see it on the news? Zezeze—
**[11:00] ---**
What?! What's wrong?!
**[11:02] ---**
C-Could this be...
**[11:05] ---**
Come to think of it, that
emergency bulletin last week...
***SIGN*** Emergency News Bulletin
**[11:08] ---**
I wasn't really watching
carefully, sir, but...
***SIGN*** Mysterious Giant Creature Encountered
**[11:11] ---**
Zeze— Could it be...
**[11:14] ---**
...*him?*
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He's...
**[11:18] ---**
He's coming to Pekopon?
**[11:22] ---**
Who on Earth is "*he*?"
**[11:24] ---**
The greatest crisis in Sergeant Keroro's
history closes in on Earth!
**[11:32] ---**
I... I can't believe *he's*
got his sights on Pekopon...
**[11:36] ---**
The self-propelled tables
must have gone haywire
**[11:38] ---**
because of the special type
of wave he emits, then.
**[11:42] ---**
Not my fault, l'il kitty.
**[11:45] ---**
Um...
**[11:47] ---**
Who is this you keep talking about?
**[11:49] ---**
You don't even know that?!
**[11:52] ---**
He is...
**[11:53] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[11:54] ---**
Zezezetth—
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Ahh! Even Mr. Corporal?!
**[11:59] ---**
The fool...
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Huh?
**[12:00] ---**
This is because he carelessly
tried to speak his name.
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He is *him.*
**[12:07] ---**
He is a formidable being with a name
so difficult to pronounce,
**[12:09] ---**
everyone bites their tongue
before they finish saying it.
**[12:18] ---**
Yes. His name:
***SIGN*** Giant Hyperspace Invasion Beast Zezezettototoso
**[12:20] ---**
Giant Hyperspace Invasion Beast...
**[12:25] ---**
Even the narrator,
an expert in manipulating words...!
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I'm so ashamed.
***SIGN*** Zezezettototoso
**[12:30] ---**
I fear that name too much to even
contemplate speaking it, sir!
**[12:34] ---**
How terrifying!
**[12:35] ---**
It's not just his name that's terrifying.
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He's 2,000 m tall,
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and traverses the universe
bringing planets to ruin,
**[12:43] ---**
and obtaining every last figurine
they have!
**[12:46] ---**
His collection numbers over a trillion!
Truly horrifying!
**[12:54] ---**
Not a single planet has ever
escaped his attack unscathed.
**[12:59] ---**
S-Something so horrific
is coming to Pekopon?
**[13:03] ---**
This is pretty bad...
**[13:05] ---**
Wh-Whab thoulb we do?
**[13:07] ---**
There's nothing else for it!
**[13:09] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:10] ---**
Are we going to fight it?!
**[13:12] ---**
Our only option...
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...is to run away together.
**[13:18] ---**
And you call yourself a soldier?!
**[13:21] ---**
But I mean, if we're talking about figurines,
**[13:23] ---**
that means my *Captain Geroro*
bottlecap collection is in danger!
**[13:27] ---**
I think I'd be better to pack
our bags and run for the—
**[13:30] ---**
Run, did you say?!
**[13:32] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:32] ---**
You're going to run from your punishment
bath-cleaning days, are you?
**[13:35] ---**
N-No... You see...
**[13:37] ---**
There's no time to be fussing around with
something like that, you see, ma'am...
**[13:40] ---**
There's a horrendous giant invading
beast closing in on Pekopon, and...
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Come with me right now!
**[13:45] ---**
Gero!
**[13:47] ---**
In a way, she is more frightening
than the invasion beast.
**[13:47] ---**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[13:49] ---**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[13:51] ---**
So, what'll we do?
**[13:52] ---**
Pack our bags and run,
like the commander suggests?
**[13:55] ---**
Running is out of the question!
Fighting is our only course!
**[13:59] ---**
Don't you have any good weapons for this?
**[14:01] ---**
No.
**[14:02] ---**
Awww...
**[14:03] ---**
I can't make any new mechs, either.
**[14:05] ---**
'Cause we used up all our budget
on the table operation.
**[14:08] ---**
Then... we contact HQ immediately
and request reinforcements!
**[14:12] ---**
Waste of time.
**[14:13] ---**
You dumbo!
**[14:14] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[14:16] ---**
I tried contacting them just now.
**[14:18] ---**
They said they won't give us any
more budget we'll just waste.
**[14:21] ---**
Don't they care if we can't
complete our invasion?!
**[14:24] ---**
If he really *is* coming...
**[14:26] ---**
...they think now's a good time to
give up and withdraw from Pekopon.
**[14:31] ---**
Wh-What...?
**[14:33] ---**
What?!
**[14:34] ---**
So much black mold in the
grouting between the tiles!
**[14:38] ---**
Ahh, this stuff, when it gets caked in,
you can't get it out so easily! Stupid stuff...
**[14:45] ---**
Wait.
**[14:46] ---**
I haven't got time for this crap, sir!
**[14:49] ---**
Sarge.
***SIGN*** Ah!!
**[14:51] ---**
G-Gero... Master Fuyuki...
**[14:53] ---**
I know, sir. Sorry, sir.
**[14:55] ---**
I'll do it properly, sir.
**[14:57] ---**
It's okay, Sarge.
**[15:00] ---**
Here you go.
**[15:02] ---**
The party was ruined, but you can
at least have the present.
**[15:06] ---**
The contents should still be fine.
**[15:09] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[15:11] ---**
Aren't you mad, sir?
**[15:13] ---**
Well, I am a little.
**[15:15] ---**
But for all your talk of invasion,
**[15:17] ---**
I know you'd never do anything really mean.
**[15:20] ---**
Sis being angry is nothing new.
I'm sure her mood will improve soon.
**[15:25] ---**
Let's build it together this Sunday.
**[15:28] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[15:30] ---**
Th-Thank you, si—
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G-Gero...?
**[15:36] ---**
Thank you, sir.
**[15:39] ---**
G-Gero...!
**[15:42] ---**
This—
**[15:45] ---**
This Sunday.... I wonder if
there will be a "this Sunday"...
**[15:49] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[15:50] ---**
Gero!
**[15:52] ---**
Ah, no, nothing... sir!
**[15:54] ---**
You're weird.
**[15:57] ---**
By the way, Master Fuyuki, if...
**[16:00] ---**
If invaders... not invaders like us,
**[16:03] ---**
but invading aliens who really wanted
to blow up the Earth were coming,
**[16:08] ---**
what would you do, sir?
**[16:09] ---**
What would I do...?
**[16:11] ---**
Would you...
**[16:14] ---**
...escape from Pekopon with us?
**[16:18] ---**
I couldn't do that.
**[16:20] ---**
Sis, and Mom, and Grandma are here.
**[16:23] ---**
And my friends from school are here.
**[16:25] ---**
Then... we could take the Hinata family,
and all your school friends!
**[16:30] ---**
Hmm... But I still don't think I could
just run away and abandon the Earth.
**[16:35] ---**
I mean, Earth is our home.
**[16:43] ---**
Ah... Master Fuyuki...
Thanks for your help, sir!
**[16:46] ---**
Huh?
**[16:47] ---**
I'll make sure to clean up, sir!
**[16:51] ---**
...which is why...
**[16:52] ---**
...we are going to fight back
against him, sir!
**[16:54] ---**
For realsies?
**[16:55] ---**
There's truth behind those words?
**[16:58] ---**
Of course, sir!
**[16:59] ---**
I... I will be with you!
**[17:02] ---**
I must impress this upon you...
There will be no reinforcements from HQ.
**[17:06] ---**
If we're going to fight,
our own power is all we'll have.
**[17:09] ---**
R-Really?
**[17:10] ---**
Ummmm... Th-Then, Dororo.
**[17:13] ---**
Don't you have, like, some amazing Assassin
Magic that can take out a big invasion beast?
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[17:20] ---**
Wait, what? Where's Dororo?
**[17:22] ---**
Apparently he busted his
precious sword fighting the tables.
**[17:26] ---**
He's learned the depths
of his own immaturity,
**[17:28] ---**
and is now training deep
in the mountains of China.
***SIGN*** Immaturity
**[17:32] ---**
Gero... At a critical time like this!
**[17:35] ---**
Then we've got no choice but
to do it by ourselves, sir!
***SIGN*** Zezezettototoso Counter-Strategy Emergency Strategy Meeting
**[17:39] ---**
Then first off! Strategy meeting!
**[17:41] ---**
What if we stick massive jets
on the South Pole,
**[17:43] ---**
turn the whole of Pekopon into a
giant battleship, and take him straight on?!
**[17:48] ---**
Big-ships big-guns policy!
**[17:51] ---**
N-No... I don't think Pekopon
will survive that...
**[17:56] ---**
Me! Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:58] ---**
His goal is the figurines, right?
**[18:00] ---**
Then what about gathering all Pekopon's
figurines and ejecting them into space?!
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Ze
**[18:06] ---**
Oh! That's it! A marvelous idea!
**[18:10] ---**
That's a bit of an impossibility.
**[18:12] ---**
Maybe if it was just the ones on sale,
**[18:14] ---**
but there are fanatic collectors
who own super-rare figures.
**[18:17] ---**
Those guys...
***SIGN*** Defend to the Death
**[18:18] ---**
Even faced with the destruction of Pekopon,
**[18:20] ---**
they won't relinquish their
collections so easily.
**[18:24] ---**
Good grief. See, this is why
I've never liked fanatics.
**[18:26] ---**
So you could throw away yours?!
***SIGN*** Erk!!
**[18:28] ---**
Gero?
**[18:29] ---**
Ah, what about this, then!
**[18:31] ---**
Ooh! Master Narrator!
Do you have a good idea?
**[18:36] ---**
How about making the whole of Earth
invisible using an anti-barrier?
**[18:40] ---**
Ooh, that's it! A marvelous idea, sir!
**[18:43] ---**
But... if we want to make an anti-barrier
big enough to cover the whole of Pekopon...
**[18:48] ---**
...it'll cost this much.
**[18:52] ---**
Ahh... no good after all, huh...
**[18:54] ---**
No... if we just sell enough instant dumplings
to obtain this budget...
**[18:58] ---**
Let's say we sell them for 100 yen each...
**[19:00] ---**
387 trillion dumplings?!
**[19:03] ---**
There's no way we can sell that many...
**[19:06] ---**
Th-Then what if they were 150 yen each?
**[19:08] ---**
No... if we made them 180 yen, then...!
**[19:11] ---**
Okay!
**[19:13] ---**
Meanwhile, in Alien Town.
**[19:15] ---**
Umm... next is the fingernail grime
of a space tsuchinoko...
**[19:20] ---**
Aren't there any greengrocers
open anywhere...?
**[19:22] ---**
Mois-chan, are you still shopping?!
**[19:28] ---**
Huh? Where is this place?
**[19:31] ---**
Or, like, untrod region?
***SIGN*** DO NOT PUSH
**[19:35] ---**
If Uncle was here right now...
***SIGN*** DO NOT PUSH
**[19:38] ---**
Click!
**[19:48] ---**
Sarge! Dinner's ready!
**[19:51] ---**
Sarge?
**[19:53] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
**[19:59] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[20:01] ---**
We've gone for a little
platoon vacation, sir.
**[20:03] ---**
We'll build your present
together afterwards, sir.
**[20:08] ---**
And I got that bath cleaned
nice and thoroughly, sir!
**[20:12] ---**
It's important to clean the mold off
the grouting on a regular basis.
**[20:17] ---**
But when you get lazy and then
find it just won't come off,
**[20:22] ---**
it comes out great if you rub it
with a sponge soaked in vinegar.
**[20:26] ---**
Wait...
**[20:28] ---**
What is this?
**[20:30] ---**
This is the real Kero-Kero
Operation No. 100, sir.
**[20:34] ---**
But was it the right thing to do
to leave without saying anything?
**[20:37] ---**
There's no reason to cause them
unnecessary concern.
**[20:39] ---**
We just need to take him down.
**[20:42] ---**
If we fail, Pekopon will fall.
**[20:45] ---**
That's all there is to it.
**[20:48] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[20:49] ---**
Here we go.
***SIGN*** Former Pluto
***SIGN*** Don't
Forget
About
Pluto!
**[21:07] ---**
I expect each member of this platoon
to exert full effort, sir!
**[21:10] ---**
Roger!
**[21:13] ---**
Sarge! Sarge!
**[21:16] ---**
Where are you, Sarge?
Are you really on a platoon vacation?
**[21:19] ---**
O-Oh, Master Fuyuki!
**[21:22] ---**
There's no need to worry, sir!
**[21:24] ---**
We're just now heading to a hot spring
for a platoon vacation, sir.
**[21:28] ---**
Giroro, Tamama, and Kululu are with me.
**[21:32] ---**
I'm sure in a few days, we'll...
**[21:35] ---**
We'll...
**[21:37] ---**
We'll be back, sir...
**[21:39] ---**
Master Fuyuki!!
***SIGN*** Aaaaahh!!
**[21:46] ---**
Sarge?!
**[21:47] ---**
Gero! Changed my mind, abort abort!
Gerohcrap, run away, sir!
**[21:51] ---**
...Sir! ...Sir!
**[22:00] ---**
Sarge?!
**[22:02] ---**
Sarge... What happened, Sarge?
**[22:05] ---**
Sarge!!
**[22:09] ---**
The Keroro Platoon has fallen,
somewhere in space.
**[22:12] ---**
Now what remains
for the fate of the Earth?
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Sis, we've got trouble!
Sarge is... Sarge is...!
**[23:55] ---**
Huh?! The stupid frog is done for?!
**[23:57] ---**
Sarge!
**[23:58] ---**
What now?! Next week it
won't be *Keroro Gunsou!*
**[24:01] ---**
Maybe it'll be a program
called *Hinata Natsumi?*
**[24:04] ---**
Sis?
**[24:04] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[24:06] ---**
Yes... We have to save the Earth on our own!
**[24:09] ---**
So, next week's *Keroro Gunsou* will be:
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: Farewell, Sergeant Keroro, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
It'll be a two-parter, so...
**[24:16] ---**
...we'll give it our best!