# E142 - Keroro: Give Me Back My New Year, Sir! / Giroro: First Job of the Year is the Invasion of Pekopon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMG9E/keroro-give-me-back-my-new-year-sir--giroro-first-job-of-the-year-is-the-invasion-of-pekopon-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
***SIGN*** Dragon
***SIGN*** New
Year's
Greetings
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
**[01:32] ---**
Happy New Year!
**[01:35] ---**
Are you all having a fun
New Year's holiday?
**[01:39] ---**
Naturally, this is also a very enjoyable
New Year for someone else we know...
**[01:46] ---**
...but that's not Sergeant Keroro.
**[01:52] ---**
Keroro: Give Me Back My New Year, Sir!
**[02:09] ---**
Eurgh...
**[02:12] ---**
What time is it...
**[02:15] ---**
R-Right...
**[02:18] ---**
I've been sleeping since that tremendous battle,
the New Year's Gundam Model Tournament.
**[02:23] ---**
What day is it? Where is everyone?
**[02:31] ---**
Huh.
**[02:33] ---**
It's only the 5th.
**[02:36] ---**
Huh? The 5th?
**[02:38] ---**
Have I... just...
**[02:40] ---**
...wasted my New Year?
**[02:44] ---**
When it's complete,
let's go see the first sunrise together!
**[02:47] ---**
Huh? Which was the front again?
**[02:51] ---**
Silly thing!
**[02:54] ---**
After making the Gundam,
there was the Fukuwarai competition,
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
**[02:58] ---**
the Karuta-grabbing special...
I had so many things brewing!
**[03:03] ---**
I-It's still not too late, sir!
**[03:06] ---**
I'm getting back my New Year!
Keroro Platoon, assemble!
**[03:10] ---**
Giroro! Tamama!
***SIGN*** Connected
**[03:12] ---**
We are now connecting you to
the answering machine service.
**[03:15] ---**
I know! If there's one guy, it'd be him!
***SIGN*** Don't look for me, okay? ♥ 966
**[03:20] ---**
That constant source of
suspicious light, Kululu's room.
**[03:25] ---**
What's happened to all you guys?!
**[03:28] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[03:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[03:32] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Mysterious
**[03:34] ---**
I've never seen these books before, sir.
**[03:37] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[03:41] ---**
Gero?
**[03:43] ---**
Her stereo's... different...
**[03:48] ---**
Lady Mom...
**[03:53] ---**
Come to think of it... I'm hungry, sir...
**[03:57] ---**
Gero?
**[04:00] ---**
It's empty, sir?!
**[04:02] ---**
I see. I see what's happened, sir.
**[04:05] ---**
All those books I'd never seen
before in Master Fuyuki's room.
**[04:09] ---**
The new stereo system in Lady Natsumi's
room, very different to the usual one.
**[04:13] ---**
And the empty refrigerator.
**[04:15] ---**
This is clearly the handiwork
of someone nefarious!
**[04:18] ---**
I bet... while I was taking a little nap,
**[04:22] ---**
I allowed enemy forces to invade, sir!
***SIGN*** "While I Was Asleep" by Sergeant Keroro
**[04:25] ---**
"While I Was Asleep,"
**[04:27] ---**
by Sergeant Keroro.
**[04:30] ---**
New Year. It is the time of year
when the Pekoponians
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
**[04:33] ---**
lower their guard the most.
The greatest opportunity for invasion.
**[04:38] ---**
Invaders with their sights set on Pekopon
did not let such a chance pass them by.
**[04:44] ---**
I slept through it all.
**[04:49] ---**
While their leader was absent,
**[04:51] ---**
the men of the Keroro Platoon
**[04:53] ---**
received a signal from the invaders.
**[04:56] ---**
"Pekopon is ours!"
**[04:59] ---**
It was a clear declaration of war.
**[05:03] ---**
This is an emergency! Wake Keroro up!
**[05:05] ---**
Please, wait a moment, Giroro-senpai!
**[05:08] ---**
We cannot always rely on Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:11] ---**
We will get through this by our own power!
**[05:18] ---**
It's just as you say, Tamama.
**[05:20] ---**
We can do it ourselves if we try!
**[05:22] ---**
Yes!
**[05:25] ---**
However...
**[05:28] ---**
...it was a defeat too painful to watch.
**[05:30] ---**
Their talented commander absent,
the Keroro Platoon was virtually powerless.
**[05:34] ---**
One by one they fell.
**[05:38] ---**
As for the Pekoponians,
who had been left on their own...
***SIGN*** Peace
**[05:41] ---**
How could this happen right
at the start of the year?
**[05:44] ---**
Kero-chan must have been thwarting
outside enemies all this time.
**[05:48] ---**
I should have given him more pocket money.
**[05:51] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[05:53] ---**
No, Sergeant Keroro-sama!
**[05:55] ---**
Forgive me for all my tyranny!
***SIGN*** We're Friends
**[05:58] ---**
We can't give up!
**[05:59] ---**
We have to protect New Year's
on Earth, for Sarge's sake!
**[06:05] ---**
There you are, Pekoponians!
**[06:08] ---**
No!
**[06:11] ---**
Sis! Mom!
***SIGN*** We're Friends
**[06:19] ---**
Saaaaaarge!
**[06:24] ---**
In response to the scream of a sworn friend,
**[06:27] ---**
at last, the leader of legend,
Sergeant Keroro,
**[06:30] ---**
awoke from his long slumber.
**[06:33] ---**
I see...
**[06:35] ---**
This explains everything.
**[06:36] ---**
Curse you, invaders!
**[06:39] ---**
Can't you at least take New Year's off?!
**[06:42] ---**
Uhh, you are an invader too, you know...
**[06:51] ---**
Everyone...
**[06:52] ---**
Keroro.
**[06:53] ---**
Mr. Sergeant.
**[06:54] ---**
Commander.
**[06:56] ---**
Kero-chan.
**[06:57] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[06:58] ---**
Sarge.
**[07:01] ---**
I will avenge you all!
***SIGN*** Serious
**[07:11] ---**
I will... claim back my lost New Year!
***SIGN*** Forbidden
**[07:22] ---**
This forbidden lever...
**[07:24] ---**
Who knew a time would
come for me to turn it?
**[07:27] ---**
Farewell, peaceful memories!
***SIGN*** Forbidden
**[07:35] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[07:36] ---**
The first shrine visit of the year always
ends up being late because of me.
**[07:39] ---**
Oh, we don't care!
**[07:41] ---**
Yeah. There's no need to
come when it's packed.
**[07:46] ---**
Ah, I almost forgot, Mom!
Thanks for the New Year's money!
**[07:49] ---**
Make sure you use it wisely!
**[07:52] ---**
Actually, I already did...
**[07:55] ---**
Me, too.
**[07:56] ---**
You're both so impatient!
**[07:58] ---**
What did you use it on?
**[08:00] ---**
I got a new stereo!
***SIGN*** Mysterious
**[08:02] ---**
I got a ton of books
I've been wanting to read!
**[08:05] ---**
I must make sure not to forget
about Kero-chan's money, too.
**[08:09] ---**
I wonder if he's awake yet?
**[08:10] ---**
We are back!
**[08:17] ---**
Happy New Year, everyone.
**[08:19] ---**
Welcome back! How were your families?
**[08:24] ---**
They said I had gotten a little fat.
**[08:27] ---**
As for me, they told me
I'd lost some weight!
**[08:30] ---**
As for me, while I didn't
feel much like it...
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[08:32] ---**
...I had to show my face at New Year's,
or there'd be all kinds of problems.
**[08:37] ---**
By the way, what's happening
with Keroro? Is he still asleep?
**[08:41] ---**
Yep. Has been the whole time.
**[08:45] ---**
What's this?
**[08:46] ---**
What on Earth?
**[08:54] ---**
What in blazes happened here?!
**[08:57] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:03] ---**
Keroro, moving out!
**[09:06] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:07] ---**
Gero?
**[09:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Lady Mom! Master Fuyuki!
**[09:13] ---**
Tamama, Giroro, and Dororo!
**[09:16] ---**
What, why?
**[09:17] ---**
Didn't invading aliens get you?
**[09:19] ---**
Now, come on! Don't jinx us!
The year's only just gotten started!
**[09:24] ---**
Th-Then...
**[09:27] ---**
...where exactly did you all go,
leaving me out?
**[09:30] ---**
Shrine visit. Shrine visit.
**[09:32] ---**
And we didn't "leave you out," we tried
to wake you, and you wouldn't wake up!
**[09:36] ---**
We told you we were going back
to our home country.
**[09:39] ---**
It was fun going back there for once!
**[09:42] ---**
We already went and spent our
New Year's money at the January sales!
**[09:45] ---**
We've all had a very fulfilling New Year.
**[09:48] ---**
Then! Then! What about my New Year?!
**[09:53] ---**
You wasted it at home.
***SIGN*** Wasted it at home
**[09:57] ---**
N-No way...
**[10:00] ---**
Now I'm mad!!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[10:04] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's first misplaced
angry outburst of the year!
***SIGN*** First Misplaced Angry Outburst
**[10:07] ---**
You aren't getting away with this!
**[10:10] ---**
Ohhh! Already into your first
invasion mode of the year?!
**[10:14] ---**
You're definitely a differ—
**[10:16] ---**
Leaving me behind...
**[10:18] ---**
And enjoying New Year all by yourselves...
**[10:21] ---**
I will turn all my anger and all my sorrow...
**[10:23] ---**
...into a Happy New Year's greeting for you!
**[10:28] ---**
Wah, stop that!
**[10:29] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[10:30] ---**
What a temper tantrum!
**[10:38] ---**
Take this, you jerks!
**[10:44] ---**
I'll take you.
**[10:46] ---**
Let's go together. To the shrine.
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, and I forgot to say it!
**[10:54] ---**
Happy New Year, Sarge.
**[10:58] ---**
Happy New Year, Master Fuyuki, sir!
**[11:02] ---**
See you!
**[11:02] ---**
We'll be right back, ma'am!
**[11:05] ---**
We'll have zoni ready for you
when you get back!
**[11:07] ---**
See you!
**[11:09] ---**
What a way to start the year!
**[11:11] ---**
But it is a good thing to be able to
greet the year in such high spirits.
**[11:15] ---**
Then...
**[11:16] ---**
Oh?
**[11:17] ---**
Time for our first job.
**[11:19] ---**
Job?
**[11:20] ---**
Returning your house to normal.
**[11:23] ---**
Leaving it like this will be
inconvenient for the both you and us.
**[11:28] ---**
We're a little late
compared to everyone else,
**[11:30] ---**
but New Year's at the Hinata house
is still ahead of us!
***SIGN*** Let's have another good year!!
**[11:34] ---**
In any case, I hope we all have
another good year together!
***SIGN*** Don't look for me ♥ 966
**[11:40] ---**
Forget this New Year stuff.
**[11:46] ---**
New Year's food is good,
but don't forget curry!
**[11:59] ---**
Have you all had a nice
and relaxing New Year?
**[12:03] ---**
Well, after New Year's is over, the first job
of the year is the first day of school.
**[12:08] ---**
Giroro, are you roasting mochi?
**[12:11] ---**
Yeah. Do you want one?
**[12:13] ---**
This sweet soy sauce is incredible.
**[12:15] ---**
Thanks!
**[12:19] ---**
Hey, you wanna play battledore?
**[12:21] ---**
B-Battledore? Why me?
**[12:26] ---**
Why not? It's New Year's!
**[12:29] ---**
Okay, let's do that later!
**[12:34] ---**
She has a point.
**[12:35] ---**
I could stand to rest up and let time
pass me by during the New Year.
**[12:40] ---**
That might be important for a soldier.
**[12:43] ---**
Kero!! What are you leisurely
eating mochi over there for, huh?!
**[12:48] ---**
Wh-What's your problem, Keroro?
**[12:51] ---**
My problem?! My problem, you say?!
**[12:53] ---**
Get invading on the double, soldier!
**[12:55] ---**
Ah... Right...
**[12:57] ---**
I know. Invading, on the double...
**[12:59] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[13:03] ---**
Giroro: First Job of the Year
is the Invasion of Pekopon, Sir!
**[13:09] ---**
Listen up! There's no room in our platoon
for men who are all talk and no action, sir!
**[13:13] ---**
We're getting this Pekopon
invasion finished ASAP!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[13:18] ---**
I wonder what has gotten into
Mr. Sergeant?
**[13:20] ---**
It is as if his personality has changed.
**[13:22] ---**
Started the year off by eating
something funny, maybe?
***SIGN*** Serious (?)
**[13:26] ---**
You there! Quit your blabbering
and invade! Invade!!
**[13:30] ---**
That Keroro is...
That very same Keroro is...!
**[13:33] ---**
Wahey!
**[13:35] ---**
Keroro...!
**[13:36] ---**
You've finally...!
**[13:40] ---**
Senpai... maybe you'd better not
get too excited about this?
**[13:44] ---**
All the invasion strategies the commander
comes up with on impulse when he's like this...
**[13:44] ---**
Hmmm, what's the
easiest possible invasion? Yes...
**[13:48] ---**
Well, we've never had a single one
produce decent results.
**[13:48] ---**
Yes, the simplest and cheapest invasion...
**[13:52] ---**
What?
**[13:54] ---**
Y-You're right!
**[13:56] ---**
All the times I've anticipated results before,
only to be betrayed by him again and again!
**[14:02] ---**
It is a pleasure.
**[14:03] ---**
Na—
**[14:04] ---**
K-Kiss...?!
**[14:05] ---**
What the?!
**[14:07] ---**
We must not put off until tomorrow
the invasion we can do today, sir!
**[14:07] ---**
It may be dangerous to be drawn
into his current frenzy.
**[14:12] ---**
No, but...
**[14:14] ---**
You must not have such a
doubting heart, Giroro!
**[14:17] ---**
What's most important here
is to believe in him!
**[14:19] ---**
Y-Yeah, you're right.
**[14:22] ---**
What are you talking about!
Kululu said it, didn't he?
**[14:26] ---**
When that guy gets carried away,
there's never anything good in it for you!
**[14:29] ---**
No need to push yourself at New Year's.
**[14:32] ---**
Yeah... You're right.
**[14:34] ---**
Hey, you! Quit your mumbling!
**[14:37] ---**
If you have time to talk to yourself,
spend it thinking of an invasion plan!
**[14:42] ---**
B-But...
**[14:44] ---**
I don't think we should be quite so hasty.
**[14:46] ---**
We should take the invasion
slowly and calmly, and...
***SIGN*** Serious
**[14:49] ---**
What in tarnation are you yammerin' about?!
**[14:51] ---**
We've gotta do it right now,
or there's no point at all!
**[14:55] ---**
I'm the one who's always
saying this to him.
**[14:57] ---**
Why am I having it said back to me?
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[14:59] ---**
Anyway! Think of an invasion plan we
can do as fast as a cup ramen, sir!
**[15:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:06] ---**
Oui, Monsieur Tamama? S'il vous plaît?
**[15:09] ---**
Invasions are good too, but
**[15:11] ---**
before tomorrow, you have to send out
replies to all the New Year's cards we got.
**[15:16] ---**
Gero? And... I have to write all of those?
***SIGN*** Japan, Planet Pekopon Keroro Platoon-sama
**[15:20] ---**
Naturally.
**[15:22] ---**
New Year's cards addressed to a platoon
**[15:23] ---**
receive a personal, handwritten response
from the commander. That is a Keron Army rule!
**[15:28] ---**
Gaaahhh, why do I have to deal
with that at a time like this?!
**[15:32] ---**
W-Well... There's nothing wrong with
slowly thinking up a plan as you write.
***SIGN*** Fukubukuro
**[15:38] ---**
You normally never stop
talking about invasion!
**[15:41] ---**
I don't get why you're not behind this!
**[15:44] ---**
Do you plan on invading at *all,* red daruma?
**[15:50] ---**
Never mind, sir.
**[15:52] ---**
Okay.
**[15:56] ---**
What speed...
**[15:58] ---**
I've never seen Mr. Sergeant
work so efficiently.
**[16:03] ---**
Looks like he can do it
when he tries.
**[16:06] ---**
This motivation of Keroro's...
**[16:08] ---**
Maybe I'm overthinking this...
**[16:10] ---**
Maybe I should be giving him
the benefit of the doubt...
**[16:13] ---**
That's right, Giroro.
**[16:14] ---**
Who will believe in him, if not you?
**[16:18] ---**
Y-You're right.
**[16:20] ---**
Oh, not so fast! Are you sure
you're okay with that?
**[16:23] ---**
You're always the one chosen to be worst off
when his enthusiasm goes this high.
**[16:27] ---**
It makes total sense to doubt him here.
**[16:30] ---**
Y-Yeah, you're right.
**[16:33] ---**
You musn't! Belief is the
most important thing!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[16:36] ---**
Invasion is your policy, isn't it?
**[16:38] ---**
Ah, shut up!
**[16:40] ---**
It's the New Year!
You're entitled to take it easy!
**[16:43] ---**
Don't be led astray!
**[16:45] ---**
Keroro is making an effort
to change himself!
**[16:47] ---**
Believe in his motivation!
**[16:50] ---**
Ahh, Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Happy NY
**[16:53] ---**
"Happy NY"?
***SIGN*** have a gr8 ny!
**[16:54] ---**
"have a gr8 ny"?
**[16:56] ---**
These New Year's cards
are just too slapdash!
**[16:59] ---**
My honorable leader, I must
say that is simply too rude...
**[17:02] ---**
Looks like he can't.
**[17:06] ---**
Ah... Doesn't that show how
keen he is to invade quickly?
**[17:10] ---**
He's doing his best.
**[17:11] ---**
He'll never pull off an invasion
with an attitude like that.
**[17:15] ---**
I'm tellin' ya, if you trust him,
you're gonna get burned...
**[17:17] ---**
Th-That's not at all true!
**[17:19] ---**
Right? Leave him to his own devices!
He'll fail on his own!
**[17:23] ---**
And we can play battledore
with Natsumi, what d'ya say?
**[17:26] ---**
You mustn't! No! Please, listen
to reason! No, no, no, no!
**[17:33] ---**
Shut up already!
**[17:34] ---**
Good! Good!
**[17:36] ---**
New Year's cards finished!
**[17:39] ---**
Listen up! We have not
a moment to lose, sir!
**[17:43] ---**
We must begin our invasion
of Pekopon immediately, sir!
**[17:46] ---**
There's a trap ahead, I'm telling you.
**[17:48] ---**
Let him fail, and let's have fun
playing battledore.
**[17:52] ---**
You're right.
**[17:53] ---**
Stop everything.
**[17:56] ---**
Ah, Sergeant Major Kululu!
Where have you been, sir?
**[18:00] ---**
Kids from the Keron Army
Youth Training School
**[18:02] ---**
are here on their
"Winter Break Pekopon Tour"
**[18:04] ---**
to see the Keroro Platoon's
activities in action.
**[18:07] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[18:09] ---**
Huh? I have to deal with them?
**[18:12] ---**
But of course.
**[18:14] ---**
The honorable position of leader
is the admiration of the youth.
**[18:18] ---**
It is one of the jobs of a leader
to give them dreams for the future!
**[18:21] ---**
Not just dreams, but New Year's money, too.
**[18:23] ---**
Ah! He's got a battledore paddle!
**[18:26] ---**
Woo! Let's play battledore,
let's play battledore!
**[18:28] ---**
M-My invasion!
**[18:30] ---**
Looks like there's not
gonna be time for that.
**[18:36] ---**
Listen up, men! Time is short!
**[18:38] ---**
I want you all pumped up
for an invasion, sir!
**[18:41] ---**
New Year's caller here to see you.
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
***SIGN*** Bratterling Alien
**[18:44] ---**
Boheeeee!
***SIGN*** Fukubukuro
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[18:46] ---**
Huh? Hang on. What? No one told me?
**[18:49] ---**
Hope we get along well again this year!
**[18:52] ---**
Oh, man, this thing's awesome!
Mind if I have it?
**[18:55] ---**
No, well, um, I mean, that's mine...
**[18:57] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[18:59] ---**
What's yours is mine,
and what's mine is mine, right?
**[19:03] ---**
You're cheeky for a Keronian.
**[19:05] ---**
Commander, there're even more
New Year's callers for you.
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
**[19:15] ---**
Hey. Let's just leave these guys
alone already and do our own thing.
**[19:19] ---**
Giroro! What are you doing?
**[19:21] ---**
You're the only one who
can save him right now!
**[19:25] ---**
You again?! Butt out!
**[19:27] ---**
Listen to me.
**[19:28] ---**
Keroro wants to invade so badly,
**[19:31] ---**
and his inability to do it
is causing him suffering!
**[19:33] ---**
Isn't that how you normally feel?
**[19:35] ---**
Why won't you empathize with him?
**[19:38] ---**
Yeah... But...
**[19:40] ---**
Don't be tricked!
**[19:42] ---**
Are you content to spend the next year
stuck as a punching bag?
**[19:44] ---**
P-Punching bag?
**[19:46] ---**
So what? What's wrong with that?!
**[19:48] ---**
Screw that! I'll beat some sense into you!
**[19:51] ---**
I can hold my own, you know!
**[19:52] ---**
Ah, well, hi, yes, good to...
**[19:55] ---**
What?!
**[19:57] ---**
Wait, no, stop! Don't push! I can't breathe!
**[20:00] ---**
Darn you, darn you!
**[20:01] ---**
You freaking pains in the butt!
***SIGN*** Lemme Invaaaade!!
**[20:04] ---**
Lemme invade seriously, you jerks!
**[20:08] ---**
Invade seriously?!
**[20:10] ---**
Wah! They're running away!
**[20:12] ---**
Honorable leader! If you fire on your guests,
this will become an intergalactic incident!
**[20:17] ---**
You jerk! I'll report you to Keron Army HQ!
**[20:21] ---**
We're already getting
admonitions from HQ.
**[20:25] ---**
Shut up! Invasions aren't
conducted in the meeting room!
**[20:28] ---**
They happen out in the field!
**[20:30] ---**
My honorable leader! Please, desist!
**[20:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, stop!
**[20:35] ---**
No... Don't stop him!
**[20:37] ---**
We are invaders!
**[20:39] ---**
This is more important than New Year's cards,
visitor groups, and New Year's greetings!
**[20:44] ---**
Finally, that time is upon us!
**[20:45] ---**
Yes, Keroro! Now is the time for invasion!
**[20:48] ---**
Stand! Take up your weapons!
**[20:51] ---**
Yes! That is who you are
and should be, Giroro!
**[20:54] ---**
Believe in Keroro, and fight alongside him!
**[20:58] ---**
I admit defeat! Go ahead and invade!
**[21:02] ---**
Let's go, Keroro!
I'll follow you to hell and back!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[21:08] ---**
Gero...
**[21:11] ---**
Keroro! Where do we begin our assault?!
**[21:13] ---**
The City Hall? The National Diet Building?
The United Nations Headquarters?
**[21:16] ---**
If you want, we can charge on ahead
and do them one after another!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[21:22] ---**
Meh. It's midnight now.
**[21:25] ---**
Pointless now. I'm done, I'm done.
**[21:27] ---**
Wh-What are you saying, Keroro?
**[21:29] ---**
Well, let me be honest.
**[21:32] ---**
There was a special bonus for the
commander if we invaded yesterday.
***SIGN*** Special
Bonus
**[21:37] ---**
I used up all the money
I got from Lady Mom,
***SIGN*** Fukubukuro
**[21:40] ---**
so I had no money left for the Gundam
model coming out later this week.
**[21:44] ---**
But the day's over now, y'know...?
**[21:47] ---**
Won't get a bonus...
And it is New Year's...
**[21:50] ---**
Invasion's off.
**[21:53] ---**
You jerkface!!
**[21:55] ---**
Invade! Invade!!
We're invading right nooooow!!
**[21:59] ---**
What?! What are you—?!
That's dangerous!
**[22:02] ---**
It's the middle of the night, sir!
**[22:04] ---**
Some other time! Some other time!
**[22:07] ---**
What are you saying?! We do it
right now! We invade right now!!
**[22:10] ---**
Invasion, invasion! Are you from the village
where everyone says invasion?!
**[22:14] ---**
Will you guys keep quiet?!
**[22:16] ---**
Well, anyway... good luck with
your invasions this year!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Mecha Viper R
**[23:54] ---**
This year's the Year of the Pig?
**[23:55] ---**
No no no! This year is without doubt
the Year of the Keroro!
**[23:58] ---**
It's gonna be a lucky year for me, sir!
**[24:01] ---**
Ah, there's no Year of the Giroro,
by the way. That would be unlucky.
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. How old is too old
to get New Year's money?
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: A Miracle?! Keroro's Father, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"The Hinata House Sinks, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Evacuate
***SIGN*** Oh, crap
***SIGN*** Run!!
***SIGN*** Emergency
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!