E110 - Keroro: A Slightly Mysterious Wonder Drug, Sir! / Keroro: All Roads Lead To Starfruit, Sir!

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[00:19] [SONG] ---
    I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    Ashita harereba ii na
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
[00:26] [SONG] ---
    Ashita waraeba ii na
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
    Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    If you just let life pass you by,
[00:34] [SONG] ---
    Mattari ikite'rya
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    Mattaku tsumannai (night)
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    If you just get it together,
[00:41] [SONG] ---
    Shikkari shite irya
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    There might just be good things
     to come. (Come on, yo!)
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
[00:49] [SONG] ---
    Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
    Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
[00:50] [SONG] ---
    Clothes make the man
    Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
    Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Nailing down bran Home is your capital
    800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
    Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
[00:56] [SONG] ---
    Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
    You will get no tanmen from me!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    Doing laundry Bath and tub
    Cleaning the floors
[01:00] [SONG] ---
    O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
    Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
    Little frogs must return home at once!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    All these things I've gathered
    are sure to come in handy.
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    Sore o yume ni okikaete
    itsuka mono ni suru n da
[01:11] [SONG] ---
    I'll translate them all into dreams,
    and I'll make something of them someday.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    That is our bright road.
[01:32] ---
    It happened, literally,
    like a bolt from the blue!
SIGN    Bolt from the blue
[01:37] ---
    Ah, this refers to lightning. A bolt
    of lightning out of a clear blue sky.
SIGN    Top Secret 002 Operation V /!\ This is the Keroro Platoon's Pekopon Invasion Plan
[01:42] ---
    Wh-What is this well-formulated plan?!
[01:45] ---
    This can work! This can actually work!
SIGN    Success probability 200%
[01:50] ---
    A strategy making use of planetary alignment.
[01:52] ---
    As great as I am,
    not even I anticipated this one.
SIGN    Operation V
[01:55] ---
    It's gentle to the Earth,
[01:57] ---
    and grants hope and courage to children.
[01:59] ---
    A truly faultless invasion plan!
[02:02] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, this is amazing!
[02:04] ---
    This proves we can do things if we try!
[02:15] ---
    Ahh, sorry, I wasn't listening...
[02:17] ---
    What?!
[02:19] ---
    Ahh, right, the invasion plan...
SIGN    Covered in drool
[02:22] ---
    Sounds good... I'm in, I'm in.
[02:25] ---
    Hey! There's something wrong with you, dumbo!
[02:28] ---
    Uh? There is?
[02:29] ---
    I'm the same as ever, sir...
[02:35] ---
    Keroro: A Slightly Mysterious
    Wonder Drug, Sir!
[02:52] ---
    Excuse me. How long are you
    going to wipe that one glass?
[02:57] ---
    Careful!
[02:59] ---
    Yeesh... what are you doing, stupid frog?
[03:02] ---
    I'm sorry, ma'am.
[03:05] ---
    F-Forget it.
[03:08] ---
    I'll do the rest. You go fill the bath.
[03:12] ---
    Roger, ma'am.
[03:15] ---
    Was he...
[03:17] ---
    ...always that light?
[03:21] ---
    I'm back!
[03:23] ---
    Sorry, Sarge! That model
    you asked for was...
[03:27] ---
    Huh? Sarge?
[03:29] ---
    Sarge?
[03:31] ---
    Hm? The water's been left running...
[03:36] ---
    S-Sarge?!
[03:39] ---
    Gero...
[03:41] ---
    Are you okay, Sarge?
[03:43] ---
    I just got a little dizzy, sir.
[03:45] ---
    So? Do we know what caused this?
[03:48] ---
    "Unknown."
[03:49] ---
    Basically, doesn't correspond to
    any disease yet discovered.
[03:53] ---
    That would make our commander
    the first recorded case.
[03:56] ---
    Oh no! Isn't there anything we can do?
[03:58] ---
    Never mind that, Master Fuyuki.
[04:01] ---
    My Gundam model...
[04:04] ---
    Sorry. I couldn't buy it...
[04:06] ---
    I see.
[04:08] ---
    It is popular, after all, sir.
[04:11] ---
    I'll look elsewhere for it
    and buy it for you,
[04:13] ---
    so you just rest.
[04:15] ---
    I'm sorry for the trouble, sir.
[04:17] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[04:18] ---
    What will become of our plan to bestow
    the youth with hope and courage...?
[04:24] ---
    How long are you going
    to lie there, you dumbo?!
[04:26] ---
    Get your lazy butt out of bed!
[04:28] ---
    G-Giroro-kun...
[04:29] ---
    Please stop!
[04:33] ---
    Uncle!
[04:34] ---
    Don't die, Uncle!
[04:37] ---
    I... If I'm going to lose you, I...!
[04:38] ---
    Dying, dying...!
[04:41] ---
    I might as well mow down both of us
    and this entire planet!
[04:46] ---
    What?!
[04:47] ---
    Lady Mois, calm down, calm down!
[04:50] ---
    Don't worry, Uncle.
[04:52] ---
    There won't be time to
    feel pain or suffering.
[04:56] ---
    It will be a merciful judgment.
SIGN    Apocryphal Armageddon
[04:58] ---
    Apocryphal Armageddon!
SIGN    Apocryphal Armageddon
[05:00] ---
    One oneth!
[05:01] ---
    I dooon't wannaaa diiiiie!!
[05:05] ---
    Not good!
[05:09] ---
    Back of the blade. Forgive me, Mois-dono.
[05:14] ---
    We're saved...
[05:15] ---
    Sarge?
[05:18] ---
    Kero-chan's that bad?
[05:19] ---
    I see... Take good care of him, okay?
[05:23] ---
    I think I'll be able to
    get home earlier today.
[05:27] ---
    Maybe I'll buy him a get-well gift.
SIGN    Special Gift Sale
    
    Plus-Size Women's Clothing Sale
[05:33] ---
    I'm sorry. It looks like we're all out.
SIGN    Today's Shipment All Sold Out!!
[05:37] ---
    No can do, I'm afraid. You've gotta
    preorder these things if you want them.
[05:42] ---
    We just sold the last one...
[05:45] ---
    I can't tell you when we'll get more in.
[05:53] ---
    I'll look just a little longer.
[05:59] ---
    What?!
[06:00] ---
    You're taking advantage of me!
[06:02] ---
    It never used to be this much!
[06:04] ---
    The Space Washington Treaty
    came into force recently.
[06:07] ---
    There are tight controls on
    Space Cerberus liver now.
[06:12] ---
    Even the wholesale price is close
    to thirty times what it was.
[06:15] ---
    How's a three-year loan sound?
[06:17] ---
    Ugh... Forget it!
[06:24] ---
    Who's going to take command
    if not you, Keroro?
[06:38] ---
    I found it!
[06:40] ---
    Sarge! Sarge!
[06:43] ---
    I bought your Zakrello!
[06:53] ---
    Sarge...
[06:57] ---
    No way... He can't be...
[07:01] ---
    Sarge!
[07:03] ---
    You can't die!
SIGN    Suck
SIGN    Wha...
[07:10] ---
    I thought I was going to suffocate!
[07:12] ---
    Lady Mois, please be a little more
    careful how you place the towel...
[07:16] ---
    Okay.
[07:17] ---
    Are you okay, Sarge?
[07:19] ---
    Oh, Master Fuyuki.
[07:21] ---
    As you can see, I'm feeling much better.
[07:24] ---
    Sarge...
[07:25] ---
    Body temperature still climbing.
[07:28] ---
    He's weakening still further.
[07:30] ---
    In other words, he's getting worse and worse.
[07:33] ---
    Oh no... Then what will happen to Sarge?
[07:36] ---
    We'll have to leave it to chance.
[07:38] ---
    Getting into sudden accidents
    or contracting unknown diseases
[07:42] ---
    is an obvious risk for invaders.
[07:45] ---
    Risk...
[07:48] ---
    Giroro... I've been wanting to see you.
[07:53] ---
    That really good strategy...
    from the meeting...
[07:57] ---
    About that... If anything happens to me,
[08:00] ---
    Giroro, I want you to take command...
[08:05] ---
    You idiot! You're our leader, aren't you?!
[08:08] ---
    You have to be the one to do it!
[08:13] ---
    Calm down, Giroro!
[08:14] ---
    Uncle!
[08:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[08:17] ---
    Keep it together, Keroro!
[08:20] ---
    He's...
[08:22] ---
    I'm home!
[08:23] ---
    How's Kero-chan looking?
[08:27] ---
    Oh, dear... Then I'd better hurry!
[08:32] ---
    Lady Mois... Tamama...
[08:35] ---
    Kululu... Dororo...
[08:38] ---
    Giroro... Master Fuyuki.
[08:41] ---
    And I'm thankful to Lady Natsumi
    and Lady Mom, too, sir.
[08:45] ---
    I have lived a life without regret, sir.
[08:53] ---
    I brought you a get-well gift.
[08:55] ---
    Huh?
[08:56] ---
    Mom...
[08:57] ---
    Kero-chan, could you close
    your eyes for a second?
[09:00] ---
    Kero?
[09:01] ---
    Okay, open wide and say "ahhh"...
[09:03] ---
    Ahhh...
[09:05] ---
    Wider.
[09:06] ---
    Ahhhh!
SIGN    Crunch
[09:26] ---
    What is this ambrosia?
[09:28] ---
    What is this utopia?
[09:30] ---
    S-Sarge...
[09:34] ---
    SO GOOD!
[09:37] ---
    What is this? What is this?!
    It's super good!!
[09:39] ---
    It's starfruit.
[09:41] ---
    Also known as carambola,
    kiwi star, and yángtáo.
[09:44] ---
    It's a member of the wood sorrel family,
    and you find it in tropical regions.
[09:48] ---
    A little sour, with a refreshing smell,
[09:50] ---
    kind of like the breeze
    of a southern country...
[09:53] ---
    Or, like, gorgeous flavor?
[09:55] ---
    It's not very common on Earth,
[09:58] ---
    but I thought it'd suit Kero-chan perfectly.
[10:00] ---
    Gero gerori!
[10:01] ---
    It's delicious!
[10:03] ---
    Lady Mom, you have my
    heartfelt gratitude, ma'am!
[10:05] ---
    I'm glad you like it.
[10:07] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize
    for the worry I caused, sir!
[10:10] ---
    Thanks to you all,
[10:12] ---
    Sergeant Keroro has made a grand recovery!
SIGN    Full of energy!
[10:15] ---
    This one'll shock you.
[10:17] ---
    It's a Pekoponian plant,
[10:19] ---
    but it contains a high concentration
    of Keron constituents.
[10:22] ---
    I'd call it a wonder drug.
[10:24] ---
    Chomp.
[10:25] ---
    I'm so happy for you, Sarge!
[10:27] ---
    Gero gero!
[10:28] ---
    But what illness could he possibly have had?
[10:31] ---
    Oh, May disease, surely?
[10:35] ---
    May disease.
[10:36] ---
    Stress and unease that accumulates from
    an inability to adapt to a new environment,
[10:39] ---
    leading to symptoms such as insomnia,
    exhaustion, lethargy, and more.
[10:44] ---
    Kero-chan, does that ring any bells?
[10:46] ---
    Kero... Now that I think about it...
[10:48] ---
    I was thinking about how we're now into
    the third year of our invasion plan,
[10:51] ---
    but I don't care about it very much,
[10:53] ---
    and there are new Gundam models out,
    plus the ones I never built,
[10:57] ---
    and there's the UL beta version...
[10:59] ---
    I carry stress and unease
    with me every day, really.
[11:02] ---
    Ah, but, as you can see,
[11:04] ---
    now I'm healthy and full of energy!
[11:06] ---
    Keroro, you dumbo!!
[11:08] ---
    Because of you, we've squandered our
    once-in-a-lifetime chance for invasion!
[11:12] ---
    I should never have worried!
[11:14] ---
    Gero...
[11:15] ---
    The sergeant aside, I hope you all spend
    this refreshing season refreshingly!
[11:28] ---
    Refreshing breeze, pleasant sunlight...
[11:31] ---
    May has a way of making your
    heart dance, doesn't it?
[11:35] ---
    Oh, but what of Sergeant Keroro,
     who has May disease?
[11:39] ---
    Pekopon...
[11:41] ---
    Everything about it is precious.
[11:46] ---
    Gero gero... I tear up every time I watch it!
[11:50] ---
    I'm surprised you don't get tired of that.
[11:52] ---
    So? Are you done cleaning the bath?
[11:55] ---
    I finished it just now, ma'am.
[11:57] ---
    Huh? So... and the garden?
[11:59] ---
    I got that out of the way
    first thing this morning, ma'am.
[12:02] ---
    Incidentally, the washing and
    the shopping are done, as well.
[12:05] ---
    If you have any other requests,
     I am all ears.
[12:09] ---
    Oh! Sergeant Keroro
    is not his normal self today!
[12:12] ---
    He's like a totally different person.
[12:14] ---
    I mean, a totally different stupid frog.
[12:16] ---
    I wonder if that's the reason?
[12:18] ---
    You know, the starfruit.
[12:20] ---
    Bingo! Nail on the head, sir!
[12:22] ---
    That alluring fruit that Lady Mom
    bought for me. That celestial flavor!
SIGN    Mentsuyu
[12:26] ---
    Starfruit gives me courage, energy,
[12:30] ---
    and motivation as well, sir!
[12:32] ---
    The moment I most look forward to each day!
[12:36] ---
    So good!!
[12:39] ---
    He looks so happy eating those.
[12:41] ---
    He does seem to exaggerate a bit, though.
SIGN    Mentsuyu
[12:43] ---
    Okay, I'll just have one more plateful.
[12:45] ---
    Gero!
[12:46] ---
    None! None! None!
[12:48] ---
    Nothing!
[12:50] ---
    All gone!
[12:51] ---
    The End...!
[12:53] ---
    Kero...
[12:55] ---
    Don't act so surprised. If you eat them,
    of course they're going to run out.
[12:58] ---
    Waaaaah! Waaaaah!
[13:00] ---
    What will be my joy in life
    from tomorrow onwards, sir?!
[13:04] ---
    It's not that bad...
[13:07] ---
    They sell them at the store...
[13:08] ---
    Kero!
[13:10] ---
    The store, the store!
[13:11] ---
    Which store, sir?!
[13:16] ---
    Keroro: All Roads Lead To Starfruit, Sir!
[13:25] ---
    The time has come! To buy up all
    the starfruit from the Pekoponians!
[13:29] ---
    And I have...
[13:32] ---
    ...the funds, sir!
[13:38] ---
    That does look tasty!
[13:40] ---
    Ah, but I'm here for...
    where are you, my starfruit?
[13:44] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[13:47] ---
    I found it, sir!
[13:50] ---
    Wh-What?!
[13:52] ---
    Starfruit, 850 yen each.
[13:55] ---
    Kero...
[13:59] ---
    Starfruit, 850 yen each.
[14:02] ---
    How many billions is 850 yen?
[14:05] ---
    I could buy an HG with 850 yen.
SIGN    1 ☆ (Starfruit) = 1 HG
[14:10] ---
    We could say, 1 ☆ = 1 HG.
SIGN    1/144 Zack = 0.5 ☆ (Starfruit)
[14:14] ---
    1/144 Zack = 0.5 ☆.
[14:18] ---
    If 4 ☆ = 1 MG at sale price, then...!
[14:23] ---
    Kero...
[14:39] ---
    What in the world is up with that pricing?!
[14:41] ---
    It's preposterous, sir!
[14:43] ---
    It can't be helped.
[14:44] ---
    They're probably expensive because
    not many people eat them.
[14:48] ---
    Not many people eat them, you say?!
[14:50] ---
    They are kind of unusual.
[14:52] ---
    Unusual?!
[14:54] ---
    They're just fruit, after all.
[14:56] ---
    Even with oranges, strawberries, or apples,
[14:58] ---
    it's not like you eat them every day.
[15:00] ---
    "Just" fruit?! Did you just say that?!
[15:03] ---
    Then we should eat them every day, ma'am!
[15:05] ---
    Huh? How?
[15:07] ---
    However we have to.
[15:10] ---
    Which brings me to today's task!
[15:13] ---
    How to make it so that we can easily
    obtain starfruit anywhere, at any time,
[15:16] ---
    so that we can eat them anywhere,
    at any time. That's today's meeting, sir!
[15:21] ---
    Oh, bravo!
SIGN    Silence...
[15:25] ---
    Hm? Where's all your passion?
SIGN    It's 8am! Everyone gather!
[15:28] ---
    Yo!
[15:33] ---
    Geez! You could join in, at least!
[15:35] ---
    Isn't it a bit sudden?
[15:37] ---
    He just follows his whims.
    It's not exactly a new thing.
[15:40] ---
    Lest we forget, it was your fault that we
    failed a plan with a 200% success rate!
[15:44] ---
    Oh yeah, that did happen.
[15:47] ---
    Gero.
[15:48] ---
    The plan to utilize the maximized potential
    energy of the planetary alignment
[15:52] ---
    to conquer Pekopon in one fell swoop.
[15:55] ---
    Already missed the window on that one.
[15:57] ---
    Be not disappointed!
[15:58] ---
    For there is nothing to fear, sir!
[16:01] ---
    The prosperous proliferation
    of starfruit will itself
[16:03] ---
    be our shortest path to
    the conquest of Pekopon!
[16:06] ---
    I don't think it's going
    to be quite that easy.
[16:08] ---
    And so, I bring you:
SIGN    Operation Eventually Everything Becomes "SF" (Starfruit)
[16:11] ---
    Operation Eventually Everything
    Becomes "SF" (Starfruit)!
[16:15] ---
    What's this plan going to be?
[16:18] ---
    Lend me your ears, sir.
[16:22] ---
    You're amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:24] ---
    I'll follow you my entire life!
[16:28] ---
    Success probability over 1,500%!
SIGN    Perfect
[16:32] ---
    A logically impossible figure.
[16:34] ---
    Good for the health of Pekopon,
[16:36] ---
    putting an end to all Pekopon's
    wars and conflicts,
[16:40] ---
    and creating a world where good
    children can live healthily.
[16:42] ---
    What a wonderful plan this is!
[16:46] ---
    How many times in the past have I looked
    down upon this man called Keroro...
[16:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you're so amazing!
[16:49] ---
    Am I?
[16:50] ---
    Then let the operation begin!
SIGN    Unnamed Island Owned by an Unnamed Country
SIGN    Neighboring Seas
SIGN    200 km Above the Pacific
[17:28] ---
    Now!
[17:29] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Nuclear Power Plant, Unnamed Country
SIGN    Neo
SIGN    Jellyfish
[17:46] ---
    How do you like this, sir?
[17:47] ---
    The phenomenal power of the
    Keroro-Type Starfruit Neo!
[17:51] ---
    These seeds can bear fruit
    the moment they're sown!
[17:55] ---
    Not only will lack of water in
    dry areas be a thing of the past,
SIGN    Neo
[17:57] ---
    So good!
SIGN    Ozone Hole
SIGN    Ozone Layer
[17:59] ---
    the carbon dioxide problem and the hole
    in the ozone layer will also be resolved!
[18:02] ---
    Its sweet yet sour flavor will
    mellow out hearts on edge,
[18:05] ---
    putting an end to the bloody conflicts
     plaguing the planet!
[18:08] ---
    And even for our large friends,
[18:10] ---
    they will quench not only the stomach,
[18:12] ---
    but also the heart!
[18:13] ---
    And once Starfruit Neos have
    permeated the entire world,
[18:17] ---
    we'll move to the next stage:
[18:19] ---
    development of new product lines
    making use of the Starfruit Neo!
[18:25] ---
    I'm proud of this one.
[18:27] ---
    Looks like a Starfruit Neo, but...
[18:29] ---
    ...this is actually a steak!
[18:31] ---
    I also have...
[18:32] ---
    ...a pizza like a Starfruit Neo...
[18:34] ---
    ...a beef bowl like a Starfruit Neo...
[18:36] ---
    ...gyoza like a Starfruit Neo...
[18:39] ---
    And so on, take your pick!
SIGN    Boat
SIGN    Boat
SIGN     Carrier
SIGN    Jet Fighter
SIGN    Shell
[18:57] ---
    Okay, okay, no pushing!
SIGN    New Release!! 300 yen Starfruit Burger Owner's Recommendation Today Only, 40 For Sale!
[18:59] ---
    This one's sea salt,
     and this one's curry flavor.
[19:02] ---
    We also have chocolate and mayonnaise.
[19:05] ---
    Our new starfruit flavor is sold out.
[19:10] ---
    Starfruit bunnies stay the size they are.
[19:14] ---
    I'll only sell one to a child who will
    take good care of it for its entire life.
[19:30] ---
    I am Generalissimo Keroro, formerly
    known as Sergeant Keroro, sir.
[19:35] ---
    I hereby declare my conquest
    of Pekopon complete, sir.
[19:41] ---
    Keroro!
[19:43] ---
    Keroro!
[19:47] ---
    Generalissimo Keroro-sama.
[19:49] ---
    Thanks to your starfruit,
[19:50] ---
    the world has found peace and happiness.
[19:53] ---
    Thank you very much.
[19:56] ---
    Bring it to me.
[19:57] ---
    Right.
[19:58] ---
    Gazing over this fully conquered Pekopon
[20:01] ---
    as I put together Gundam models
    will surely bring me great enjoyment!
[20:06] ---
    Generalissimo, as you asked.
[20:11] ---
    Gero?
[20:12] ---
    Th-This isn't...!
[20:14] ---
    Gero?! G-Gero gero?!
[20:17] ---
    No!
[20:18] ---
    It can't be!
[20:22] ---
    Gero...
[20:24] ---
    Nooo, nooo, the Gundam models
    have to stay as they are!
[20:29] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Fuyuki
[20:30] ---
    Huh? What's the matter, Generalissimo?
[20:32] ---
    Aaaaah! Lady Natsumi!
[20:34] ---
    What is it?
SIGN    Natsumi
[20:36] ---
    Even Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki have...
[20:38] ---
    Everything... anything and
    everything has become...
[20:42] ---
    ...starfruit!!
[20:44] ---
    Gero gero...
SIGN    Pekopon
[20:54] ---
    Sarge! Sarge!
[20:57] ---
    Sarge!
[20:58] ---
    Ah, he's awake!
[21:00] ---
    Huh? I...
[21:03] ---
    Thank goodness...
[21:04] ---
    It was... all a dream...?
[21:07] ---
    This has been a valuable, if clichéd,
    experience for me, sir...
[21:11] ---
    Gero?
[21:12] ---
    Excuse me just a second, sir!
[21:14] ---
    Ah, Sarge...
[21:19] ---
    Oh, yes! This is how it has to be!
[21:22] ---
    What's he so excited about?
[21:23] ---
    Eating the last of the starfruit
[21:26] ---
    must have been quite a shock to him.
[21:28] ---
    W-Well, never mind, what's eaten is eaten...
[21:32] ---
    If you like them that much,
    we can buy them for you again.
[21:34] ---
    N-No...
[21:36] ---
    I love starfruit, but they're good
    because they're a rare treat, ma'am.
[21:41] ---
    One can have too much of a good thing,
    as the saying goes, ma'am!
[21:45] ---
    I've never heard the stupid frog
     talk so much sense.
[21:48] ---
    Are we sure he didn't hit his head
    in the wrong place?
[21:51] ---
    Kero! What an unfounded assertion!
[21:53] ---
    I'm in top form, thank you, sir!
[21:56] ---
    In fact, I'm glad to be awake.
[21:59] ---
    You really gave me a shock!
[22:01] ---
    Don't worry us like that again.
[22:02] ---
    Gero...
[22:04] ---
    Earth invasion by starfruit.
[22:06] ---
    It was a dream in the end, but it
    seemed fun and peaceful, didn't it?
[22:10] ---
    Sergeant Keroro's idea of a perfect invasion
[22:13] ---
    may, in fact, look a lot like that.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    You've gotta show courage,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Yuuki o dasanakucha
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Or your wishes won't come true.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
    Negai wa kanawanai
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Even if you gaze from far away,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    Sorya takane no hana sa
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Stretch out your hand yourself,
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Jibun de te o nobashite
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    And grab hold of your dreams.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Yume o tsukamitore yo
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Instead of worrying about
    the looks of others,
[22:50] [SONG] ---
    Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Do what you want to do.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Yaritai koto o yaru n da
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Now dash out there,
    and climb that mountain to the very top.
[22:56] [SONG] ---
    Saa dasshu shite yama
    o nobore teppen made
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Don't dillydally.
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Mota mota mota suru na yo
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:06] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
    Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Do the best you can,
    and then laugh "hahaha."
[23:18] [SONG] ---
    Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    What's important is to put
    all your sweat into it.
[23:24] [SONG] ---
    Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
[23:30] [SONG] ---
    Ase wa shouri no hanabira
SIGN    Today Boys are Banned! Stupid Frogs, Too!!
[23:52] ---
    Koyuki here. On my way to school,
    there's a certain place I like with a good view.
[23:56] ---
    It's on the top of a particular telephone pole
    that's a little bit taller than all the others.
SIGN    Ain't Here, Yo
[24:00] ---
    But it's dangerous,
    so don't try that at home!
[24:02] ---
    Never mind that!
[24:04] ---
    Lady Mom is mine!
[24:06] ---
    "Koyuki: Shinobi-Style Pajama Party, Sir!"
SIGN    The guy she's after (Enemy)
[24:10] ---
    "Natsumi: The Messed-Up
    Home Teacher Visit, Sir!"
[24:14] ---
    These two episodes.
    How's that?
[24:16] ---
    Ge-Gero!


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Created 2024-03-12 00:49:21 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-03-12 00:49:22 UTC by whimsee