# Season 7 (308-358)
# E308 - Keroro: Nightmare on the Third Planet, Sir! /Late-night Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDX1G/keroro-nightmare-on-the-third-planet-sir-late-night-sergeant-keroro-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:31] ---**
2010.
**[02:00] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[02:06] ---**
and its cities were reduced
to rubble in an instant.
**[02:16] ---**
Target acquired!
**[02:17] ---**
Fire!
**[02:21] ---**
Tama!
**[02:24] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[03:02] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero
gero gero gero gero!
**[03:06] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[03:09] ---**
Bow down before us!
**[03:13] ---**
Gero?
**[03:21] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[03:31] ---**
This dream again, sir...
**[03:37] ---**
Keroro: Nightmare on the Third Planet, Sir!
**[03:43] ---**
Recently,
**[03:45] ---**
I've been having the same
dream every night, sir.
***SIGN*** Invasion Strategy Meeting
- Kero-Kero Fraud
- Anti-Hay-Fever
**[03:48] ---**
Just one step before achieving
the invasion of Pekopon,
**[03:52] ---**
there's a big rumble, and out of the ground
comes... something...
**[03:56] ---**
I wonder what it is, sir?
**[03:57] ---**
Ah, now that is probably...
**[03:59] ---**
...a representation of some obstacle to
the invasion, hidden in your deep psyche.
**[04:04] ---**
What is a deep psyche?
**[04:07] ---**
It refers to the region of the mind
of which even you yourself are not aware.
**[04:11] ---**
If we could discover what
this obstruction is,
**[04:14] ---**
wouldn't it provide a hint
to our Pekopon invasion?
**[04:18] ---**
Or, like, explore causes?
**[04:20] ---**
Sarge!
**[04:22] ---**
Sis was looking for you.
**[04:24] ---**
Wondering where the person on duty today is.
**[04:33] ---**
Darn you...
**[04:34] ---**
What a stubborn...
**[04:37] ---**
It's difficult to wear the hats of an invader
and a freeloader at the same time, sir.
**[04:41] ---**
You don't have to invade.
**[04:43] ---**
Gero...
**[04:44] ---**
Gero.
**[04:46] ---**
Ooh, it's yummy!
**[04:47] ---**
Gero...
**[04:49] ---**
Is the obstacle to the invasion
indeed Natsumi?
***SIGN*** Soul
**[04:57] ---**
I won't let you have your way anymore!
**[05:00] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[05:02] ---**
You intend to oppose us with that?
**[05:05] ---**
We will finish you in
three seconds flat, ma'am!
**[05:08] ---**
Just try it, if you think you can!
**[05:11] ---**
Natsumi... is go!
**[05:14] ---**
Gero gero.
**[05:15] ---**
Learn your own powerlessness!
**[05:22] ---**
Now, count your sins!
**[05:28] ---**
Noooo!
**[05:31] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[05:33] ---**
It's a million years and two days
too soon for you to defy us!
**[05:38] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:41] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Ge
**[05:46] ---**
Again, sir...
**[05:49] ---**
In yesterday's dream,
**[05:51] ---**
we successfully obliterated Lady Natsumi,
**[05:54] ---**
but then, like before,
**[05:56] ---**
something coming out of the ground
with a big rumble and got in our way, sir.
**[06:00] ---**
So the enemy of your deep psyche
wasn't Natsumi, after all.
**[06:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! I came to play!
**[06:07] ---**
The rose-ish one!
**[06:08] ---**
And Lady Momoka!
**[06:09] ---**
I came accompanying Tama-chan.
**[06:11] ---**
F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun wouldn't
happen to be here, would he?
**[06:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki is on the way back
from buying things for dinner,
**[06:19] ---**
so I suggest you wait in his room, ma'am.
**[06:21] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:23] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[06:24] ---**
Ah, this is just a little something...
**[06:28] ---**
PG Zakrello.
**[06:31] ---**
I don't believe it! This is the late-night
Zakrello due to be released next month!
**[06:35] ---**
Yahoo! Yahoo! It's the late-night one,
you know. Late-night. Night.
**[06:37] ---**
That's enough, now!
**[06:39] ---**
Are Gundam models the obstruction
to our invasion?
**[06:45] ---**
They're gone.
**[06:46] ---**
Okay.
**[06:46] ---**
We'll take this chance to use the
materialization pen they dropped, and...
**[06:50] ---**
Will this strategy really work?
**[06:54] ---**
This is the only method we have
of fighting back against them!
**[06:58] ---**
Let's do our best for the sake
of our fallen comrades!
**[07:01] ---**
Yes...
**[07:02] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero
gero gero gero gero!
**[07:07] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[07:09] ---**
It's a hundred million years and two days
too soon for you to defy us!
**[07:12] ---**
You two! Now!
**[07:14] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:17] ---**
Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Gundam models
**[07:18] ---**
They are weak to Gundam models!
**[07:20] ---**
Distract them with these!
**[07:22] ---**
Yes!
**[07:26] ---**
As if I could be led astray by Gundam models!
**[07:29] ---**
What?!
**[07:31] ---**
No!
**[07:33] ---**
TEAR THE WITCH APART!
**[07:35] ---**
Yessir!
**[07:40] ---**
We surrender...
**[07:42] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero
gero gero gero gero!
**[07:44] ---**
Gero?
**[07:46] ---**
Gero...
**[07:49] ---**
Again, sir...
**[07:51] ---**
Fine!
**[07:52] ---**
I'll stay in bed until I
figure out what it is, sir!
**[07:57] ---**
I don't fear *Captain Geroro.*
**[08:00] ---**
Gero?
**[08:05] ---**
Ge.
**[08:06] ---**
Not yet!
**[08:07] ---**
One more!
**[08:09] ---**
I'll sleep until I start making
lactic acid!!
**[08:10] ---**
One week later.
**[08:12] ---**
It's coming... I know it's... coming...
**[08:16] ---**
And that's how Kero-chan ended up like this?
**[08:19] ---**
Yes. He hasn't slept for five days.
**[08:21] ---**
Or, like, sleeping badly?
**[08:23] ---**
Not sleeping is really bad for you, you know?
**[08:25] ---**
Maybe I could conduct the sleeping ritual
passed down from the ancient Papareho tribe?
**[08:30] ---**
You might not ever wake up, though...
**[08:32] ---**
Then there's no point.
**[08:32] ---**
Horehorehoohorehore...
**[08:34] ---**
Coming... It's... coming...
**[08:37] ---**
Please, go to sleep, Uncle!
**[08:40] ---**
I'll do anything if it'll get you to sleep!
**[08:44] ---**
So...
**[08:45] ---**
Mois-chan...
**[08:48] ---**
I thought of an extra-special method!
**[08:51] ---**
You did?!
**[08:52] ---**
However!
**[08:53] ---**
Mois-chan, you'll have to put
your body on the line. Are you sure?
**[08:57] ---**
I'll put anything on the line for Uncle!
**[09:01] ---**
Uncle!
**[09:04] ---**
Natsumi, Fuyuki, you two help, too.
**[09:07] ---**
Okay.
**[09:11] ---**
Gero...
**[09:13] ---**
Lady Natsumi... I won't sleep,
no matter what anyone says, ma'am.
**[09:17] ---**
Yes, yes. I wonder how long you'll be
able to keep that stubborn attitude up?
**[09:21] ---**
Gero...
**[09:22] ---**
Where are you taking me, ma'am?
**[09:25] ---**
Dreamland.
**[09:29] ---**
No matter where you take me, I...
**[09:33] ---**
What, sir?
**[09:34] ---**
What is this... soft... and warm...
**[09:37] ---**
It feels so good, like something is
gently blanketing my whole body.
**[09:41] ---**
If it feels this good...
I'm gonna fall asleep!
**[09:45] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Head on the lap
**[09:47] ---**
Head on the lap.
**[09:49] ---**
L-Lady Mois... this is...
**[09:51] ---**
Wellll? Can you withstand this,
stupid frog?
**[09:54] ---**
Darn you...
**[09:56] ---**
You double-crossed me, Pekoponians...
**[09:58] ---**
I won't lose...
**[10:00] ---**
Not to you...
**[10:01] ---**
Uncle?
**[10:03] ---**
Gero...
**[10:03] ---**
Uncle... you aren't alone today!
**[10:07] ---**
I'll be with you until morning.
**[10:09] ---**
So please, feel safe and sleep.
**[10:11] ---**
You risked everything for me...
**[10:16] ---**
Good...
**[10:17] ---**
...night...
**[10:21] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero
gero gero gero gero!
**[10:23] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[10:28] ---**
Here it is...
**[10:29] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[10:30] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[10:32] ---**
TEAR THE WITCH APART!
**[10:34] ---**
Or, like, Lucy?
**[10:36] ---**
Armageddon!
**[10:48] ---**
Finally...
**[10:50] ---**
Finally I will know what stands in my way...
***SIGN*** Even stubborn stains turn sparkling clean! BurnBrite
**[11:02] ---**
Th-That's...
**[11:05] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Sunny Drugstore April 3rd Today's Special BurnBrite It's sparkling clean!
**[11:09] ---**
BurnBrite!
**[11:11] ---**
Th-That's it...
**[11:18] ---**
Wow. That's impressive.
**[11:20] ---**
It really does get it off well!
**[11:22] ---**
So this is what was bothering me
so much subconsciously, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Even stubborn stains
turn sparkling clean!
BurnBrite
**[11:27] ---**
The wonderful power of BurnBrite!
**[11:29] ---**
It's super shiny, sir!
**[11:34] ---**
Well, that certainly explains why
the invasion isn't going anywhere.
***SIGN*** Even stubborn stains
turn sparkling clean!
BurnBrite
**[11:37] ---**
BurnBrite, you're the best!
**[11:43] ---**
3 of the Cow, when even the
trees and plants sleep...
***SIGN*** (3 of the Cow is about 2 a.m. in an old Japanese timekeeping system where one day was split into the 12 branches of the zodiac.)
**[11:50] ---**
Nightgerori.
**[11:53] ---**
Playtime is over.
**[11:56] ---**
Now the real fun begins...
**[11:58] ---**
Time to go, sir.
**[12:02] ---**
Nightgero nightgero nightgero nightgero...
**[12:20] ---**
Late-night Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
**[12:27] ---**
I ended up leaving my bath really late
thanks to dealing with the stupid frog.
**[12:32] ---**
I'm really sleepy,
but I just have to have a bath!
**[12:35] ---**
Or, like, a maiden's grace?
**[12:39] ---**
I'm home...
**[12:44] ---**
Back late again...
**[12:49] ---**
Huh?
**[12:50] ---**
In the bath this late? Is that Natsumi?
**[12:54] ---**
Up as late as this...
**[12:55] ---**
I'll have to talk to her about that later.
**[13:01] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[13:03] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[13:04] ---**
I am not Kero-chan!
**[13:06] ---**
I am...
**[13:09] ---**
...Late-night Sergeant Keroro!
**[13:11] ---**
Late-night?
**[13:23] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[13:26] ---**
You two will stay put there
for the time being!
**[13:29] ---**
What are you planning to do?
**[13:31] ---**
Invade, of course!
**[13:33] ---**
I realized, ma'am.
**[13:35] ---**
What did you realize?
**[13:37] ---**
3 of the Cow...
**[13:40] ---**
When even the grass and
the trees are asleep...
**[13:43] ---**
That is the time when the most
lactic acid is made.
**[13:46] ---**
I see! You've hit upon
a good point, Kero-chan!
**[13:49] ---**
This isn't the time to be praising him, Mom!
**[13:52] ---**
I am not Kero-chan!
**[13:53] ---**
I am Late-night Sergeant Keroro!
**[13:56] ---**
Who is Late-night Sergeant Keroro?!
**[13:58] ---**
Do not underestimate the phrase "late-night"!
**[14:02] ---**
Just by putting "late-night"
before everything,
**[14:05] ---**
it gives it an indescribable
adult and dangerous feeling, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Late-night Snacks
**[14:09] ---**
Late-night snacks.
**[14:10] ---**
Not quite.
***SIGN*** Late-night Lady Natsumi
**[14:12] ---**
Late-night Lady Natsumi.
**[14:13] ---**
One, two, three, four...
***SIGN*** Late-night Lady Mom
**[14:16] ---**
Late-night Lady Mom.
**[14:17] ---**
It's time for good kids to be in bed.
***SIGN*** Late-night Gundam Models
**[14:20] ---**
Late-night Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Late-night Poly-cap A
**[14:23] ---**
Late-night Poly-cap A.
**[14:27] ---**
Observe!
**[14:28] ---**
This overflowing sense of absolute
flawlessness now that I have late-night power!
***SIGN*** Absolute Flawlessness
**[14:33] ---**
Now, I feel like everything
will go perfectly, ma'am!
**[14:36] ---**
And the long-awaited...
**[14:42] ---**
...late-night invasion operation
will be carried out, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Late-night Invasion Operation!!
**[14:47] ---**
Late-night invasion operation?
**[14:49] ---**
Nightgero.
**[14:50] ---**
Using its waves,
all the world will be shrouded
***SIGN*** Adult
**[14:52] ---**
in an adult,
**[14:53] ---**
dark,
***SIGN*** Dark
**[14:55] ---**
and dangerous atmosphere, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Dangerous
**[14:58] ---**
You mustn't do anything we can't
show to kids, Late-night Kero-chan!
**[15:02] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[15:04] ---**
All the family-friendly things in the world
will be turned into a late-night style, ma'am!
**[15:09] ---**
Emit nightwaves!
**[15:15] ---**
Late-night Easter Island...
**[15:17] ---**
Late-night Moais...
***SIGN*** Kadoyama Books
***SIGN*** Late-night Kadoyama Books
***SIGN*** Inner Tokyo TV Todoroki Clinic Sandou Toys
***SIGN*** Late-night Inner Tokyo TV Late-night Todoroki Clinic Late-night Sandou Toys
**[15:36] ---**
I feel a suspicious late-night presence...
**[15:43] ---**
Mysterious late-night radio waves detected!
**[15:45] ---**
The source is late-night Inner Tokyo!
**[15:47] ---**
The late-night Hinata house!
**[15:51] ---**
Alert level to late-night phase 3!
**[15:53] ---**
Send the late-night reconnaissance team to
the late-night Hinata house immediately!
**[15:56] ---**
There will be no need for that.
**[16:00] ---**
Late-night milady Momoka...
**[16:02] ---**
I will go.
**[16:03] ---**
To the late-night Hinata house.
**[16:05] ---**
To the late-night Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:07] ---**
Come to me, Momoka.
**[16:08] ---**
I will.
**[16:10] ---**
The next postcard
**[16:11] ---**
is a late-night poem from Late-Night-Big-Ships-
Big-Guns-Policy-san from Inner Tokyo!
**[16:16] ---**
...Well, I'd like to read it out,
but we have a late-night newsflash!
***SIGN*** Deposit it into my
Swiss bank account.
**[16:19] ---**
It seems that strange radio waves have
turned up in late-night Inner Tokyo.
**[16:23] ---**
The city, bathed in these radio waves,
**[16:25] ---**
was instantly given an
adult and dangerous aura...
**[16:29] ---**
Sounds kinda interesting,
so I think I'm off to take a look!
**[16:32] ---**
That's it for today's broadcast!
**[16:40] ---**
Momoka-chan!
**[16:42] ---**
Saburo-san...
**[16:43] ---**
I'm here, too!
***SIGN*** Late-night Hinata
**[16:46] ---**
What in the world is happening here?
**[16:49] ---**
Looks like we're on the verge
of a terrifying invasion...
**[16:53] ---**
The late-night Hinata house...
**[16:55] ---**
Just inside... late-night Fuyuki-kun is...
**[16:58] ---**
Wait for me, late-night Natsumi-san!
**[17:01] ---**
Let's go, everyone.
**[17:02] ---**
Yes!
**[17:09] ---**
Hey, you! What're you sleeping for?
**[17:12] ---**
Sorry...
**[17:13] ---**
I pulled an all-nighter last night, so...
**[17:15] ---**
You win today, okay?
Let's just go to sleep already...
**[17:22] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai?!
**[17:24] ---**
Saving Earth with poems!
**[17:26] ---**
The star with a weak signal...
***SIGN*** Gentle breeze singing dog
to you I'll pile it on
That girl, a bamboo shoot
The cat's
Where is that girl
**[17:28] ---**
Do you receive me?
**[17:29] ---**
...Saburo.
**[17:31] ---**
Loves Natsumi-chan!
**[17:33] ---**
The female ninja middle-schooler
who lives in the modern day...
***SIGN*** Natsumi is Life
**[17:36] ---**
...Azumaya Koyuki.
**[17:39] ---**
The how-rich-can-you-be,
winner-in-life elite girl...
**[17:42] ---**
F-F-F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[17:45] ---**
...Nishizawa Momoka.
**[17:46] ---**
So you appear at last, foolish Pekoponians!
**[17:50] ---**
Look out! He's different from normal
this late at night!
**[17:53] ---**
That knowledge won't help
any of you defeat late-night me.
**[17:59] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[18:04] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[18:08] ---**
Hey! Now's not the time for that!
**[18:11] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[18:12] ---**
But I'm sleepy late at night...
**[18:14] ---**
Even plants and trees are asleep
this late... who can blame you?
**[18:18] ---**
Well, I think I'll take care of
this myself, then.
**[18:20] ---**
Gero?
**[18:21] ---**
That's... the Reality Pen that
makes everything it draws become real!
***SIGN*** Reality Pen
**[18:25] ---**
What are you going to...
**[18:26] ---**
Do you know what 3 of the Cow means?
**[18:31] ---**
Gero?
**[18:32] ---**
The middle of the night, right? About 2 a.m.?
**[18:35] ---**
It means that *too*, but actually...
**[18:39] ---**
...it refers to the time
when three cows run wild!
**[18:42] ---**
He's lying.
**[18:44] ---**
Cows... cows... male cows are bulls...
**[18:46] ---**
What now, Night-time Sergeant Keroro?
**[18:52] ---**
C-Come get me, if you think you can, sir!
**[18:54] ---**
All right, then...
**[18:59] ---**
Take a good look at my super-mega-powered-up
late-night power!
**[19:05] ---**
Nightgero Punch!
**[19:09] ---**
Huh?
**[19:11] ---**
Pink!
**[19:12] ---**
Madam!
**[19:13] ---**
Gero!
**[19:14] ---**
What's going on, sir?!
**[19:18] ---**
Late-night me should be
absolutely flawless...
**[19:22] ---**
Probably that's...
**[19:23] ---**
Gero?
**[19:25] ---**
...like when you think you've come up with
a flawless poem in the middle of the night,
**[19:28] ---**
but when you look at it the next day,
**[19:30] ---**
it's really badly-written...
that kind of thing.
**[19:34] ---**
Ahh... yeah, that happens.
**[19:36] ---**
That's the magic of the late-night.
**[19:38] ---**
So... this feeling of absolute flawlessness
coursing through me...
**[19:43] ---**
...is probably a misapprehension.
***SIGN*** Misapprehension
**[19:45] ---**
Yeah...
**[19:46] ---**
Gero...
**[19:47] ---**
I won't accept that, sir!
**[19:51] ---**
Late-night Keroro Platoon!
**[19:53] ---**
It's showtime, sir!
**[19:57] ---**
L-Late-night...
**[19:59] ---**
...Keroro Platoon...
**[20:02] ---**
Nightgero nightgero.
**[20:04] ---**
Now... tremble in fear, Pekoponians!
**[20:08] ---**
Huh?
**[20:10] ---**
Gero?
**[20:15] ---**
What do you want at this hour?!
**[20:17] ---**
I was just having a nice dream
about late-night snacks...
**[20:21] ---**
Invasion, of course! Late-night invasion!
**[20:24] ---**
They call this "creating a disturbance."
**[20:26] ---**
Do it in the daytime! The daytime!
**[20:30] ---**
Waking up with the sunrise and
going to sleep with the sunset
**[20:34] ---**
is the natural way of living things...
**[20:37] ---**
All-nighters are rough on me at this age...
**[20:40] ---**
Uh, what, at what age,
what's up with all of—huh?
**[20:44] ---**
So?
**[20:48] ---**
L-Lady Mois...
**[20:50] ---**
Night-time Lady Mois...
**[20:52] ---**
Or, like, spring sleep knows no dawn...
**[20:57] ---**
C-Come to think of it,
**[20:59] ---**
I'm kind of getting sleepy myself...
**[21:04] ---**
O-Okay, so...
**[21:06] ---**
Good night, ma'am.
**[21:10] ---**
You mustn't sleep yet, stupid frog.
**[21:13] ---**
Gero?
**[21:14] ---**
By morning...
**[21:16] ---**
...all the junk you scattered around
needs to be packed and cleaned away,
**[21:20] ---**
and I'm not going to allow you
to miss a single piece!
**[21:25] ---**
Understood?
**[21:27] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[21:31] ---**
See you later!
**[21:36] ---**
Sarge?!
**[21:37] ---**
Nightgero nightgero...
**[21:39] ---**
You'll catch a cold if you don't
sleep in your futon.
**[21:43] ---**
Nightgero...
**[21:45] ---**
Good night, Sarge. Sweet dreams.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:24] ---**
The reason the invasion of
Pekopon goes nowhere is...
**[23:26] ---**
"I'm a singing, dancing invader, sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
...*his* fault!
**[23:31] ---**
Invasions are about force of arms!
**[23:33] ---**
Big ships, big guns!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
It's inconvenient not having
a cellphone, isn't it?
***SIGN*** To: Natsumi
Subject: Um....
Um
It's me, Giroro
**[23:38] ---**
"Giroro: The Invasion of Pekopon Begins, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Giroro & Natsumi: Operation Texting, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E309 - Giroro: The Invasion of Pekopon Begins, Sir! / Giroro & Natsumi: Operation Texting, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKDPJ/giroro-the-invasion-of-pekopon-begins-sir--giroro--natsumi-operation-texting-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:31] ---**
2010.
**[01:33] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[01:37] ---**
and its cities were reduced
to rubble in an instant.
**[02:01] ---**
Attacking is the ultimate form of invasion.
**[02:04] ---**
Prepare yourself, Pekoponians!
**[02:09] ---**
What's that? What's wrong?
**[02:12] ---**
My chest...
**[02:13] ---**
...t-tightening...
**[02:23] ---**
A-A dream...
**[02:27] ---**
Giroro: The Invasion of Pekopon Begins, Sir!
***SIGN*** Hmmmm
***SIGN*** Hmmm
***SIGN*** Hmmm
***SIGN*** Hmmm
**[02:41] ---**
The Gundam model special sale is tomorrow.
**[02:45] ---**
But it's my turn to do the chores tomorrow.
**[02:51] ---**
Being on chores duty always ruins my plans.
**[02:55] ---**
Being on duty?
**[02:56] ---**
Just then, inside Sergeant Keroro's body,
**[02:59] ---**
this spring's finest adrenaline spouted out.
**[03:04] ---**
Invasion duty?
**[03:06] ---**
Precisely!
**[03:07] ---**
Just as the Hinata family uses a
turn-taking system with its daily chores,
**[03:10] ---**
we'll create a turn-based system
for the invasion.
***SIGN*** Today's Invasion
**[03:15] ---**
A system like that will definitely
increase performance.
**[03:18] ---**
Are you not just trying to make it
easier on yourself, Mr. Sergeant?
**[03:22] ---**
It's obvious cunning.
**[03:25] ---**
Equating the invasion with housework.
You must be joking...
**[03:30] ---**
But wait a second...
**[03:31] ---**
Taking turns with invasion duty
**[03:33] ---**
means everything from planning the strategy
to the execution would go exactly as I wished.
**[03:38] ---**
I don't think it's a bad idea.
**[03:42] ---**
Then I'll ask you to take invasion duty
for tomorrow, Corporal Giroro!
**[03:48] ---**
That's what I was hoping for.
**[03:49] ---**
Then let's do it!
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
**[03:59] ---**
Then tomorrow,
***SIGN*** Today's Invasion
**[04:00] ---**
at 1030 hours,
**[04:01] ---**
we'll have a special strategy
meeting in this room!
**[04:04] ---**
Understood?!
**[04:05] ---**
Roger!
**[04:07] ---**
Now that it's my turn,
**[04:09] ---**
there won't be any lukewarm plans.
**[04:11] ---**
We'll invade the backbone of Pekopon with
an overwhelming display of armed might.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[04:15] ---**
So, the next day...
**[04:20] ---**
What is this?!
***SIGN*** Currently
**[04:21] ---**
Nobody's here!
**[04:26] ---**
Giroro, sorry!
**[04:27] ---**
I'm busy right now.
***SIGN*** Special Project Limited-time Sale
**[04:29] ---**
I just couldn't make the meeting.
**[04:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! There's a
limited-time sale over here!
**[04:34] ---**
Or, like, booming business?
**[04:36] ---**
Sorry, Senpai.
**[04:39] ---**
The goodwill ambassador of curry
**[04:40] ---**
suddenly said something about borscht...
**[04:42] ---**
Ah, that's 1,980 yen.
**[04:45] ---**
Sheesh! Both of those guys...
**[04:49] ---**
Dororo here.
**[04:50] ---**
Commander-dono told me what's going on,
**[04:52] ---**
but what is today's meeting about?
**[04:55] ---**
Right now, I am in the middle of training,
**[04:56] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[04:58] ---**
we didn't even invite Dororo
to the meeting yesterday.
**[04:58] ---**
but if it is urgent...
**[05:00] ---**
Only one thing to do!
**[05:02] ---**
I'll do it by myself!
**[05:06] ---**
Jeez!
**[05:07] ---**
Who's on duty today?
**[05:10] ---**
I knew it! Stupid frog...
**[05:13] ---**
Then please sign for this.
**[05:15] ---**
Sure.
**[05:17] ---**
I'm on duty, so I sign for things.
**[05:21] ---**
Thank you.
**[05:23] ---**
You're welcome.
**[05:24] ---**
Now, then...
**[05:26] ---**
Normally I wouldn't be able to purchase
a new, expensive weapon like this.
**[05:30] ---**
This turn-taking system is wonderful!
**[05:34] ---**
In addition to normal attacks,
**[05:36] ---**
this device has a recycling function that can absorb
enemy attacks, amplify their power many times over,
**[05:40] ---**
and fire them back at the enemy.
**[05:42] ---**
Also,
**[05:43] ---**
it can be activated with this remote control.
**[05:47] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[05:49] ---**
Natsumi...
**[05:50] ---**
Keroro isn't here.
**[05:52] ---**
I'm on duty, so if you've
got a problem, come to me.
**[05:56] ---**
You're on duty today, Giroro?
**[05:58] ---**
Y-Yeah, well...
**[06:00] ---**
Perfect timing.
**[06:03] ---**
If I can be of service, let me know.
**[06:07] ---**
W-What is this?
**[06:11] ---**
This really helps out.
**[06:12] ---**
Please work in the stupid frog's stead.
**[06:17] ---**
Yeesh.
**[06:18] ---**
Darn you, Keroro...
**[06:21] ---**
And there you go!
**[06:24] ---**
You're done already?
**[06:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:26] ---**
Then do the laundry and clean the bathroom!
**[06:29] ---**
L-Laundry?!
**[06:31] ---**
Clean?!
**[06:34] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:35] ---**
I know!
**[06:39] ---**
You... stupid...
**[06:55] ---**
You didn't have to carry it all at once.
**[06:59] ---**
When it comes to chores,
the stupid frog could teach you a thing or two.
**[07:03] ---**
I'm not here to do chores.
**[07:07] [SONG] ---**
Skya skya skya... skya skya skya...
**[07:10] [SONG] ---**
Skya skya skya...
**[07:12] [SONG] ---**
Skya skya skya skya... skya skya...
**[07:15] ---**
Is this what Keroro always does?
**[07:19] ---**
All right, finished!
**[07:21] ---**
Good job! Want some tea?
**[07:35] ---**
All I need is this...
**[07:37] ---**
...to invade Pekopon single-handedly!
**[07:41] ---**
All right! Activate!
**[07:47] ---**
The...
**[07:48] ---**
The remote control is gone!
**[07:50] ---**
Not here!
**[07:51] ---**
Not here! Not here!
**[07:53] ---**
Not here! Not here!
**[07:58] ---**
Here it is!
**[07:59] ---**
That's soap.
**[08:03] ---**
Wait...
**[08:08] ---**
Outside?
**[08:13] ---**
Giroro!
**[08:15] ---**
Giroro!
**[08:17] ---**
You forgot this!
**[08:20] ---**
Wh-What?
**[08:29] ---**
Automatic operation on.
**[08:39] ---**
Darn it! Where is it?
**[08:44] ---**
An explosion in the base?!
**[08:57] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:03] ---**
Here it comes!
**[09:04] ---**
Run!
**[09:15] ---**
What the heck happened?
**[09:17] ---**
I don't know!
**[09:22] ---**
Automatic operation?
**[09:24] ---**
Is it a glitch?
**[09:25] ---**
I'll silence you!
**[09:35] ---**
What?!
**[09:42] ---**
Natsumi, are you okay?
**[09:53] ---**
Tch!
**[09:59] ---**
It's absorbing my attacks, amplifying them,
and then firing them back.
**[10:04] ---**
So what should we do?
**[10:06] ---**
My hands are tied...
**[10:08] ---**
But there must be...
**[10:10] ---**
My hands are tied...
**[10:12] ---**
I've got it!
**[10:16] ---**
Giroro!
**[10:17] ---**
Hide!
**[10:24] ---**
I was right!
**[10:25] ---**
If I don't attack,
**[10:27] ---**
its attacks are weak.
**[10:28] ---**
I can even dodge them!
**[10:33] ---**
Take...
**[10:35] ---**
...this!
**[11:05] ---**
I'm sorry about before, Giroro.
**[11:07] ---**
Oh, that's okay.
**[11:10] ---**
Besides...
**[11:11] ---**
Besides?
**[11:14] ---**
Nothing.
**[11:16] ---**
I was just thinking that randomly
attacking takes no skill.
**[11:22] ---**
Corporal Giroro learned that an invasion
**[11:24] ---**
isn't all about attacking.
**[11:29] ---**
Hey, you!
**[11:30] ---**
What were you thinking?!
**[11:32] ---**
Buying something so expensive!
**[11:33] ---**
And turning the base to rubble!
**[11:35] ---**
This isn't funny!
**[11:37] ---**
Grrr!
**[11:44] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi-chan?
**[11:47] ---**
I can't take it! What should I do?!
**[11:50] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[11:54] ---**
Actually...
***SIGN*** Recording live and making memories in Ikaho
**[11:56] ---**
I was texting back and forth with Yayoi,
**[11:59] ---**
but then she suddenly stopped replying.
**[12:01] ---**
I'm worried that maybe I said something
in the last text that annoyed her.
***SIGN*** Papillon
**[12:06] ---**
You're worrying too much.
**[12:08] ---**
But I'm nervous about it!
***SIGN*** Incoming
**[12:12] ---**
Here it is!
**[12:16] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[12:17] ---**
Yayoi wasn't mad!
**[12:21] ---**
I was on the edge of my seat there!
**[12:24] ---**
When text responses suddenly stop coming,
**[12:26] ---**
it makes you anxious to the point where
you can't concentrate on anything else.
**[12:31] ---**
That's an exaggeration, Sis.
**[12:32] ---**
No, it isn't!
**[12:34] ---**
After all, the texts suddenly stopped coming!
**[12:38] ---**
It's natural to worry!
**[12:44] ---**
What, Keroro?
**[12:46] ---**
I heard something good.
**[12:50] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[12:54] ---**
Giroro & Natsumi: Operation Texting, Sir!
**[13:00] ---**
When text responses suddenly stop coming,
**[13:02] ---**
it makes you anxious to the point where
you can't concentrate on anything else.
**[13:07] ---**
"When text responses suddenly stop coming,
**[13:10] ---**
it makes you anxious to the point where
you can't concentrate on anything else."
**[13:13] ---**
What about it?
**[13:15] ---**
I'm not interested in cell phone texts!
**[13:17] ---**
Don't you get it?
***SIGN*** Subject: Sorry... I couldn't buy the DVD you reserved the other day because they were out of stock.
**[13:19] ---**
Just waiting for a phone text reply is enough
**[13:21] ---**
to make the Pekoponians anxious to the point
**[13:24] ---**
where they can't do anything!
**[13:26] ---**
It's a foolish yet astonishing new truth!
**[13:28] ---**
Really?
***SIGN*** Yakitori Furukawa
**[13:30] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:30] ---**
Oh, Bona-chan hasn't answered my text.
**[13:34] ---**
Come to think of it, did you get
a birthday text from Kikurage-san?
**[13:37] ---**
Nope. And it ticks me off!
**[13:39] ---**
Their way of life can definitely be
taken advantage of for the invasion.
**[13:44] ---**
Let the experiment begin!
**[13:48] ---**
The target is Hinata Natsumi.
**[13:51] ---**
We'll use this phone to initiate a text conversation
with Hinata Natsumi for three rounds,
**[13:56] ---**
and then suddenly stop.
**[13:58] ---**
If we do that...
**[14:04] ---**
The text...
**[14:05] ---**
The text isn't coming.
**[14:06] ---**
The text isn't coming!
**[14:08] ---**
...she'll be so obsessed with the phone
**[14:11] ---**
that she won't be able to focus on anything.
That'll be our chance...
**[14:15] ---**
...to remake the Hinata home
into a Keron Army base!
**[14:19] ---**
If this experiment succeeds,
**[14:22] ---**
so will the invasion of Pekopon!
**[14:24] ---**
Nice idea!
**[14:26] ---**
Or, like, cutting edges?
**[14:28] ---**
I disagree!
**[14:30] ---**
If you do this, Natsumi-dono will...
***SIGN*** So mean!
**[14:33] ---**
So mean!
**[14:34] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[14:36] ---**
Ridiculous...
**[14:37] ---**
Gero?
**[14:38] ---**
I'm outta here.
**[14:40] ---**
I want no part of a plan like this.
**[14:44] ---**
Incidentally,
**[14:45] ---**
the one who's going to send
the texts to Lady Natsumi...
**[14:47] ---**
...is you, Corporal Giroro!
**[14:50] ---**
Don't make me say it again.
**[14:52] ---**
Huh?
**[14:53] ---**
I want no part of a plan...
**[14:54] ---**
This is the phone
you'll be using for this plan.
**[14:59] ---**
And?
**[15:01] ---**
Hinata Natsumi's texting address
is already entered.
**[15:08] ---**
You did it, Doctor!
**[15:10] ---**
Or, like, instant effect?
**[15:12] ---**
And so...
***SIGN*** The Experiment Begins
**[15:13] ---**
...let the experiment begin!
**[15:17] ---**
Natsumi's texting address...
**[15:20] ---**
But still...
**[15:21] ---**
...what should I text her?
**[15:23] ---**
Corporal Giroro, don't take it so seriously.
***SIGN*** Don't take it so seriously.
**[15:27] ---**
Don't take it so seriously...
***SIGN*** Subject: Um...
***SIGN*** Um, it's me, Giroro
**[15:30] ---**
Don't take it so seriously...
**[15:31] ---**
Don't take it so seriously...
**[15:34] ---**
Don't take it so seriously!
**[15:38] ---**
Oh, it's you...
**[15:40] ---**
Your text was delivered.
**[15:42] ---**
What?!
**[15:43] ---**
You're pushing the send button.
**[15:45] ---**
"Um, it's me, Giroro."
**[15:48] ---**
What is this?
**[15:49] ---**
A self-introduction?
**[15:51] ---**
Crap!
**[15:52] ---**
I was so surprised that I sent
a half-finished text!
**[15:56] ---**
You have a new text.
**[16:05] ---**
Cats are blabbermouths these days.
***SIGN*** You've Got Mail
***SIGN*** Sending
***SIGN*** What...?
**[16:15] ---**
What?
**[16:16] ---**
Th-This is...
**[16:18] ---**
What?
**[16:20] ---**
What?
**[16:22] ---**
Is Natsumi a little curious?
**[16:25] ---**
All right.
***SIGN*** Subject: Actually...
***SIGN*** The last
**[16:27] ---**
The last...
**[16:29] ---**
...text...
**[16:30] ---**
Huh? Corporal...
**[16:33] ---**
F-Fuyuki...
**[16:35] ---**
Your text was sent.
**[16:37] ---**
What?!
**[16:38] ---**
You did it again.
**[16:40] ---**
"The last text"...
**[16:42] ---**
What?
**[16:43] ---**
What are you doing?
**[16:45] ---**
Oh, um...
**[16:48] ---**
You have a new text.
***SIGN*** What is it? Spit it out.
**[16:51] ---**
What is it? Spit it out.
**[16:54] ---**
Th-This is...
**[16:57] ---**
What is it?
**[16:59] ---**
Please, spit it out!
**[17:01] ---**
Spit it out...
**[17:02] ---**
Maybe this is working out as planned?!
**[17:07] ---**
Corporal?
**[17:11] ---**
I just have to send Natsumi one more text...
**[17:14] ---**
...and from a place where no one's looking.
**[17:18] ---**
D-D-D-Don't look!
**[17:20] ---**
All right!
**[17:21] ---**
But what should I write?!
**[17:26] ---**
How can I say it...
***SIGN*** How can I say it
***SIGN*** Sending
**[17:31] ---**
Your text was sent.
**[17:35] ---**
That makes three times.
**[17:37] ---**
I'm done sending texts.
**[17:40] ---**
But what a pain in the butt
phone texting is.
**[17:44] ---**
However...
**[17:52] ---**
What happened?!
**[17:53] ---**
It's been over an hour and Natsumi
still hasn't returned my text!
**[17:56] ---**
So you're also also bothered when
you don't get a text response.
**[17:59] ---**
Th-That's not true!
**[18:02] ---**
M-Maybe I'll try sending her one more text...
***SIGN*** Several Minutes Later
**[18:10] ---**
She answered me!
***SIGN*** Subject: I'm Starting to Get Mad Enough! You're annoying me, so stop sending texts!
**[18:16] ---**
Enough! You're annoying me,
so stop sending texts!
**[18:19] ---**
Wha...?!
***SIGN*** You're annoying me, so stop sending texts!
**[18:23] ---**
W-Wha...?!
**[18:26] ---**
This is bad! This is really bad!
**[18:29] ---**
Are you going to apologize to Natsumi-chan?
**[18:31] ---**
Me, apologize?!
***SIGN*** Public Bath
**[18:41] ---**
Huh?
**[18:43] ---**
Um...
**[18:48] ---**
Officer! I found a phone!
**[18:53] ---**
Amazing!
**[18:54] ---**
Or, like, firstly lastly?
**[18:57] ---**
Now we just have to plan the Keron flag
and the experiment will be a success.
**[19:01] ---**
What will be a success?
**[19:03] ---**
Well, that's...
**[19:05] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi...
**[19:07] ---**
Aren't you supposed to be
preoccupied with phone texts?
***SIGN*** Crack
**[19:09] ---**
You turn someone's home into a monstrosity,
***SIGN*** Crack
**[19:11] ---**
and then follow it up with babbling
**[19:15] ---**
that sheds light on nothing?
**[19:19] ---**
Hey! Wait up!
**[19:21] ---**
I've got no choice!
**[19:26] ---**
Sorry. Forgive me!
**[19:38] ---**
Your text has been sent.
**[19:41] ---**
He did it yet again.
**[19:42] ---**
What?!
**[19:44] ---**
So that was yours, Giroro!
**[19:46] ---**
Hey, who'd you send text to?
**[19:48] ---**
I... I didn't!
**[19:50] ---**
Come on, who?
**[19:51] ---**
Who was it?!
**[19:52] ---**
Tell me!
**[19:53] ---**
H-Hey, knock it off! Would you stop it?
**[19:54] ---**
Tell me, tell me!
**[19:58] ---**
Shoot!
***SIGN*** Incoming Mail
**[20:07] ---**
Your data has been erased.
**[20:10] ---**
It's gone...
**[20:12] ---**
Sorry, Giroro.
**[20:14] ---**
Oh, don't worry about it.
**[20:23] ---**
Sheesh.
**[20:24] ---**
What were your texts about today?
**[20:26] ---**
Sorry. Forget about it!
**[20:29] ---**
Oh?
**[20:30] ---**
But that last text...
**[20:32] ---**
That one was cute.
**[20:34] ---**
The last text?
***SIGN*** Sorry about befouled
**[20:36] ---**
"Sorry about befouled?"
**[20:38] ---**
Th-That's...
**[20:42] ---**
Don't tell me I typed it in wrong back then.
***SIGN*** Sorry about before
**[20:46] ---**
Isn't this what you wanted?
**[20:49] ---**
Dang it!
**[20:50] ---**
You're such a goofball.
**[20:53] ---**
Thanks to that, I forgot about being angry
with the stupid frog and his friends.
**[20:59] ---**
Gero?
**[21:00] ---**
That Giroro!
**[21:01] ---**
He sends me another text
at a time like this?!
**[21:07] ---**
He says, "Sorry about befouled!"
**[21:09] ---**
What is that?
**[21:11] ---**
Well, thanks to Giroro's text,
**[21:13] ---**
Lady Natsumi isn't mad at us anymore.
**[21:16] ---**
Still, put the house back the way it was.
**[21:18] ---**
Right!
**[21:20] ---**
I know, Giroro!
**[21:22] ---**
I'll answer your text later.
**[21:24] ---**
I'm not doing it anymore.
**[21:27] ---**
I've had my share of being led around
by the nose by phone texts.
**[21:37] ---**
There it is!
**[21:39] ---**
Mail from Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Subject: Giroro-senpai... Always thinking of you
**[21:42] ---**
Wha...?!
**[21:44] ---**
Despite what he said,
**[21:45] ---**
Corporal Giroro thought phone texts
weren't all that bad.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** On Duty Today
***SIGN*** Today's Invasion
**[23:22] ---**
Private Tamama here.
**[23:24] ---**
On the next episode of *Keroro Gunsou,*
**[23:25] ---**
the cutest, loveliest member of the Keroro Platoon,
namely me, is the protagonist!
**[23:29] ---**
It is an awesome episode
**[23:31] ---**
that is hilarious and good for you!
**[23:33] ---**
Everyone, please watch it!
**[23:35] ---**
That aside...
**[23:36] ---**
I am not done talking!
**[23:38] ---**
Let me talk, for crying out loud!
**[23:39] ---**
"Tamama: The Sweets Kingdom, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Momoka: Sorry to Impose on You, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
Those two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E310 - Tamama: The Sweets Kingdom, Sir! / Momoka: Sorry to Impose on You, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQM3EV/tamama-the-sweets-kingdom-sir--momoka-sorry-to-impose-on-you-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:31] ---**
2010.
**[01:32] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[01:36] ---**
and its cities were reduced
to rubble in an instant.
**[01:49] ---**
Tama tama tama tama tamari!
**[01:55] ---**
The Pekopon invasion is a huge success!
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, right...
**[02:12] ---**
Today it is my turn to do the invasion!
***SIGN*** Invasion Duty
***SIGN*** Whose turn is it?
**[02:20] ---**
Tamama: The Sweets Kingdom, Sir!
**[02:29] ---**
Thank you for the food.
**[02:32] ---**
I will go over to Fuyuki-kun's house after school
today and do my homework over there.
**[02:37] ---**
All right.
**[02:39] ---**
Tama-chan?
***SIGN*** Potato Chips Nmai
**[02:40] ---**
Isn't eating snacks like that all the time
bad for your health?
**[02:44] ---**
You should eat some greens too som—
**[02:46] ---**
You do not need to worry!
**[02:48] ---**
Snacks are the source of nutrients for me!
***SIGN*** Vegetable Snacks
**[02:50] ---**
I have a big job ahead of me today,
**[02:53] ---**
so I have to eat lots of them!
**[02:56] ---**
U-Um... Hello...
**[02:59] ---**
Hi!
**[03:00] ---**
I'll just make some tea for you.
**[03:02] ---**
O-Okay!
***SIGN*** All About Formalin Power
**[03:08] ---**
What happened, Sis?
**[03:09] ---**
L-Look!
**[03:12] ---**
Is that... blood?
**[03:19] ---**
Huh?
**[03:21] ---**
Sis!
**[03:22] ---**
This is strawberry juice!
**[03:24] ---**
What's going on?
**[03:28] ---**
The table turned into cookies!
**[03:32] ---**
The chairs are doughnuts!
**[03:34] ---**
The sofa is marshmallow!
**[03:37] ---**
Let me guess:
this is the stupid frog's doing!
**[03:39] ---**
No, it is not!
**[03:40] ---**
It is my doing!
**[03:42] ---**
Tama-chan?
**[03:44] ---**
I thought of doing this many times,
but I never did!
**[03:47] ---**
It is my extra-special invasion plan!
**[03:50] ---**
Today I will put it into action!
***SIGN*** Today's Invasion
Whose turn is it?
**[03:53] ---**
I call it
**[03:54] ---**
Operation Snackify Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Operation Snackify Pekopon
**[03:56] ---**
I had Kululu-senpai make this
**[03:58] ---**
"So cookie I could cry" System!
***SIGN*** "So cookie I could cry" System
**[04:01] ---**
The experiment is a big success so far!
**[04:04] ---**
And how exactly is *that*
an invasion operation?
***SIGN*** Today's Invasion
Whose turn is it?
**[04:08] ---**
Just you watch.
**[04:11] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[04:12] ---**
Look at what you've done!
***SIGN*** Marshmallow (sofa)
***SIGN*** Bar of Chocolate (TV)
***SIGN*** Wafers (table)
**[04:14] ---**
What are you going to do about this?!
**[04:16] ---**
Sis, look at this!
**[04:18] ---**
If you turn the cold faucet,
you get strawberry juice.
**[04:22] ---**
If you turn the hot faucet, you get milk.
**[04:25] ---**
And if you turn them both at the same time...
**[04:28] ---**
...it becomes strawberry milk!
***SIGN*** Strawberry Milk
**[04:31] ---**
Mm! It's good!
**[04:32] ---**
I-It's the taste of love, isn't it?
**[04:35] ---**
Umm... I think we have bigger things to—
**[04:39] ---**
This table is really good!
***SIGN*** Cookie
**[04:42] ---**
This doughnut chair is delicious, too!
***SIGN*** Doughnut
**[04:45] ---**
I-It is?
**[04:55] ---**
It is!
**[04:56] ---**
There, see? Everyone loves sweets!
**[04:59] ---**
Okay, Operation Snackify Pekopon... is go!
**[05:03] ---**
Click.
**[05:13] ---**
O-Our house!
**[05:14] ---**
It's turning more and more into sweets!
**[05:17] ---**
Yesssss.
**[05:19] ---**
Not just the Hinata house,
**[05:20] ---**
I will turn the whole of Pekopon
into sweets!
**[05:24] ---**
And I will rule over the sweets kingdom!
**[05:28] ---**
I am going to be a king!
***SIGN*** Sweets Kingdom King
**[05:31] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[05:32] ---**
What is this?
**[05:34] ---**
What's going on?
**[05:35] ---**
Hey!
**[05:36] ---**
Even this base is rapidly
turning into sweet stuff!
**[05:39] ---**
Of course it is!
**[05:40] ---**
What did you expect?
**[05:41] ---**
Uncle, this is bad!
**[05:43] ---**
Your Gundam models are turning into
rice crackers and cakes!
**[05:46] ---**
Or, like, life-death matter?
**[05:49] ---**
What?!
**[05:50] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[05:52] ---**
Hurry up and stop the system, sir!
**[05:54] ---**
No!
**[05:55] ---**
Today I am the leader of
the invasion operation.
**[06:01] ---**
The leader games are over.
**[06:05] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[06:06] ---**
Turn the base back to normal, quickly!
**[06:08] ---**
I don't have the facilities
for that, Kekkero-kun.
**[06:11] ---**
Wasn't in the specs, y'know.
**[06:14] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:14] ---**
B-But!
**[06:18] ---**
Nishizawa-san, be careful.
**[06:20] ---**
The ground is made of wafers.
**[06:23] ---**
Yes...
**[06:24] ---**
Gentle...
**[06:28] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[06:31] ---**
Momocchi!
**[06:33] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[06:34] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:35] ---**
What?! This is jelly! Help me!
**[06:39] ---**
Huh? It turned into a bar of chocolate...
**[06:41] ---**
Hey! Kululu! Can't you do
something about this?!
**[06:44] ---**
Well, *someone* destroyed the
control switch, soooo...
**[06:48] ---**
...ain't nuthin' I can do fer ya, bub.
***SIGN*** Stab
**[06:51] ---**
Fuyuki-san and Momoka-san have
fallen down to the lowest level of the base!
**[06:55] ---**
Or, like, Uji kintoki?
**[06:58] ---**
Natsumi!
**[06:59] ---**
Ah, you mustn't step on food!
**[07:05] ---**
Forgive me this once!
**[07:07] ---**
Hold on.
**[07:08] ---**
I'll come to help right away!
**[07:11] ---**
Th-The door became a mont blanc...
**[07:14] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:15] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro!
**[07:17] ---**
Shoot through it with your gun, sir!
**[07:18] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Gummy
**[07:21] ---**
Gummy.
**[07:23] ---**
It's no good! It's turned into a gummy!
It's useless!
**[07:25] ---**
In that case... Lance Corporal Dororo...
**[07:27] ---**
Use your Assassin Magic to...
***SIGN*** Azuki Mizu Yokan
**[07:28] ---**
He's turned into mizu yokan.
**[07:33] ---**
Yokan?!
**[07:35] ---**
Then... Lady Mois!
**[07:36] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:37] ---**
My Lucifer Spear turned into candy...
**[07:40] ---**
Candy?!
**[07:41] ---**
C-Candy...
**[07:42] ---**
Geez! All of you are completely useless!
**[07:46] ---**
If they are sweets,
you just have to eat them!
**[07:49] ---**
Tama!
**[07:52] ---**
Oh, right!
**[07:53] ---**
W-We should help, too! Let's eat the door!
**[07:58] ---**
N-Nishizawa-san...
**[07:59] ---**
Are you okay?
**[08:01] ---**
Yes...
**[08:02] ---**
But... where are we?
**[08:04] ---**
It looks like we've been buried
in a mountain of sweets.
**[08:08] ---**
What shall we do?
**[08:09] ---**
If we want to get out of here...
**[08:11] ---**
...there's only one way!
**[08:14] ---**
All right!
**[08:17] ---**
G-Go for it...
**[08:19] ---**
Keep trying...
**[08:21] ---**
S-Sorry, I... I can't.
**[08:25] ---**
Or, like, over eating?
**[08:29] ---**
I have tooth decay!
**[08:33] ---**
You are all quitting already?
**[08:36] ---**
In that case... I will eat it all myself!
**[08:43] ---**
Yes!
**[08:44] ---**
I made it through!
**[08:50] ---**
Momocchi! Fukki!
**[08:52] ---**
I am coming now!
**[08:55] ---**
Ow...
**[08:56] ---**
I can't get any more down...
**[08:58] ---**
Me neither...
**[09:01] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun?
**[09:03] ---**
What is that?
**[09:05] ---**
Tama!
**[09:06] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[09:10] ---**
It is a biscuit fissure!
**[09:13] ---**
Tama!
**[09:15] ---**
I will not be beaten by chocolate snacks!
**[09:18] ---**
Umaaa!
**[09:20] ---**
S-Salami flavor...
***SIGN*** Gumballs
**[09:25] ---**
Gumballs!
**[09:27] ---**
It is gum!
**[09:42] ---**
I... am the Sweets Kingdom's...
**[09:45] ---**
...king!
**[09:47] ---**
Mere sweets...
**[09:50] ---**
...cannot beat me!
**[10:03] ---**
Th-Those are...
**[10:05] ---**
...puddings!
***SIGN*** Giant Potato Chip
**[10:14] ---**
Momocchi! Fukki!
**[10:16] ---**
I came to save you!
**[10:17] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[10:24] ---**
Snap!
**[10:26] ---**
Tama-chan?
**[10:43] ---**
Those puddings think they can
disobey their king?!
**[10:49] ---**
Yes!
**[10:50] ---**
We're saved!
**[10:51] ---**
Yes!
**[10:52] ---**
Gero!
**[10:52] ---**
Giro!
**[10:54] ---**
Nooo!
**[10:56] ---**
Or, like, escape succeeds?
**[11:12] ---**
M-Momocchi...
**[11:15] ---**
You came to! I'm so glad!
**[11:17] ---**
Momocchi... you were... okay, too?
**[11:21] ---**
Thank you for saving us!
**[11:23] ---**
Please accept this as thanks.
**[11:25] ---**
Huh...? Thanks...?
***SIGN*** Thank you, Tama-chan
**[11:28] ---**
It is ten-years' supply of the world's most
luxurious sweets, and a specially-made cake.
**[11:33] ---**
No! I do not want to even
look at sweets for a while!
**[11:37] ---**
Be careful not to eat too
much sweet stuff, everyone.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group Bankrupt
Nishizawa Iron/Copper Being Sold Off
200 Billion Lost In Nishizawa Stocks
Is Nishizawa Baio Retiring?
Tamura Attempts The Majors
Weather
**[11:44] ---**
The Nishizawa Group... is bankrupt?
**[11:47] ---**
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
**[12:03] ---**
N-No...
**[12:09] ---**
Momoka: Sorry to Impose on You, Sir!
**[12:15] ---**
The news sent shocks around
the world that day:
**[12:20] ---**
the Nishizawa Group, which owns 51% of the
world economy, had astonishingly gone bankrupt.
***SIGN*** NPG Bankrupt
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group Insolvent
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group Collapses Still No Turnaround In Sight Will The Government Inject Public Funds?
***SIGN*** NO ENTRY
**[12:37] ---**
Father... Mother...
**[12:40] ---**
I... What will I...
**[12:44] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[12:47] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:48] ---**
Um, listen...
**[12:49] ---**
You can come to our place, if you want.
**[12:53] ---**
To your house?
**[12:54] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:55] ---**
You can live with us for the time being.
**[12:58] ---**
We have a spare room,
**[12:59] ---**
and I already asked Mom
and Sis for permission.
**[13:02] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[13:03] ---**
I'm sure your father will be able
to rebuild the Nishizawa Group.
**[13:08] ---**
Thank you, Fuyuki-kun!
**[13:13] ---**
I'm home!
**[13:15] ---**
Go on.
**[13:16] ---**
Sorry to intrude on you.
**[13:19] ---**
W-Welcome.
**[13:22] ---**
Welcome home, milady Momoka.
**[13:26] ---**
Welcome home, milady Momoka.
**[13:29] ---**
Welcome home, milady Momoka!
**[13:31] ---**
Milady Momoka!
**[13:32] ---**
Milady!
**[13:34] ---**
Welcome home, milady Momoka!
**[13:38] ---**
Welcome home, milady Momoka!
**[13:42] ---**
We, too, have found ourselves
without a place to go, you see.
**[13:46] ---**
I called everyone!
**[13:48] ---**
Tama-chan?
**[13:50] ---**
Ah... do not worry about me...
**[13:53] ---**
Because I will be encroaching
on Mr. Sergeant's room!
**[13:57] ---**
Lovey-dovey...
**[13:58] ---**
This is a rare opportunity,
**[14:00] ---**
so we decided to accept
Master Tamama's offer,
**[14:01] ---**
and stay here.
**[14:04] ---**
I-Is that true, Sis?
**[14:06] ---**
It kind of... started becoming
awkward to refuse...
**[14:11] ---**
All that aside, I must say,
what a convenient turn of events!
**[14:13] ---**
If milady will also be in their care,
**[14:16] ---**
then we will be able to continue
protecting you 24/7, as usual.
**[14:20] ---**
Ah... but...
**[14:22] ---**
I insist.
**[14:23] ---**
Even if the Nishizawa Group disappears,
**[14:25] ---**
protecting you, milady Momoka,
**[14:28] ---**
is my duty as a butler,
**[14:29] ---**
and ours as bodyguards!
**[14:32] ---**
You may rest at ease, milady!
**[14:34] ---**
Milady!
**[14:37] ---**
Thank you...
**[14:40] ---**
And so, Momoka-chan and the others
began living in the Hinata house.
**[14:44] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[14:47] ---**
Nishizawa-san,
just take whatever you want, okay?
**[14:49] ---**
Y-Yes!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[14:51] ---**
Well, unlike the Nishizawa
family's luxury dinners,
**[14:55] ---**
you'll only get plain food
around here, of course...
**[14:57] ---**
Gero?!
**[14:57] ---**
Then why don't you eat mizu yokan?
**[14:59] ---**
Kidding! Kidding! Kidding!
**[15:02] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[15:03] ---**
This has all gotten very out of hand...
**[15:06] ---**
D-Don't worry about it...
**[15:08] ---**
Thankfully everyone else seems to
be managing on their own, so...
**[15:13] ---**
Are we clear?
**[15:14] ---**
One plate each.
**[15:15] ---**
There will not be seconds!
**[15:20] ---**
Nice for that Giroro, don't you think?
**[15:23] ---**
Looks like he has more camp buddies now.
**[15:25] ---**
Yes!
**[15:26] ---**
Ah, Nishizawa-san, the bath's ready,
so feel free to go in first.
**[15:30] ---**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Bath
**[15:33] ---**
B...a...th?
**[15:52] ---**
If...
**[15:54] ---**
If Fuyuki-kun came in right now...
**[16:02] ---**
Oh, that'd never happen!
**[16:07] ---**
Though...
**[16:11] ---**
...imagine if Fuyuki-kun was i—
**[16:14] ---**
Oh, my!
**[16:21] ---**
I feel like this is only the beginning...
**[16:37] ---**
And Momoka-chan's suspicions
continued to prove correct.
**[16:42] ---**
Before Fuyuki-kun and the others wake up,
**[16:44] ---**
I should at least prepare breakfast for them.
**[16:46] ---**
Breakfast, standby.
**[16:58] ---**
Withdraw.
**[17:03] ---**
Morning!
**[17:05] ---**
Did you make all of this?!
**[17:08] ---**
Uh, n-no, I...
**[17:13] ---**
If I can't cook,
then I can at least clean!
**[17:16] ---**
Cleaning, begin!
**[17:27] ---**
Withdraw.
**[17:31] ---**
Uh... no... but...
**[17:35] ---**
So shiny!
**[17:36] ---**
Nice going, Momoka-chan!
**[17:38] ---**
U-Uhh, no...! I really...
**[17:43] ---**
This time, I'm definitely not going
to let Paul and the others interfere!
***SIGN*** Detergent
**[17:51] ---**
If it is about the laundry,
I have already handled it.
**[17:59] ---**
Darn it!
**[18:00] ---**
Gettin' in my way every frickin' time...
**[18:02] ---**
I'm being killed with kindness over here!
***SIGN*** Duty Chart April
**[18:06] ---**
This is it!
***SIGN*** Duty Chart April
**[18:07] ---**
I'll write my name onto the
Hinata house's duty chart...
**[18:11] ---**
...and warn Paul and the others not to
butt in, and everything will be great!
**[18:16] ---**
Ummm...
**[18:17] ---**
What *is* this?
**[18:19] ---**
The writing's so frickin' tiny!
**[18:21] ---**
There is no need for concern.
**[18:23] ---**
We, too, have ensured that we will be
participating in the Hinata house's duty chart.
**[18:28] ---**
I did say they didn't have to...
**[18:30] ---**
But actually, I'm thinking myself lucky!
**[18:32] ---**
According to the chart,
**[18:35] ---**
your dinner duty, milady,
will be in two years' time.
***SIGN*** 6:00 Dinner Duty Momoka-sama
**[18:38] ---**
Your cleaning duty will be in three years.
**[18:42] ---**
Incidentally, Master Fuyuki,
you are on dinner duty in one year.
**[18:46] ---**
Lady Natsumi, in half a year.
**[18:48] ---**
Master Keroro...
**[18:50] ---**
Gerorin!
**[18:51] ---**
If that's how long the rotation is,
it's probably in about two years!
**[18:54] ---**
It is today.
**[18:55] ---**
Why the heck?!
**[18:58] ---**
Life continued on,
with every day as lively as the last.
**[19:01] ---**
Momoka-chan and the others became a
natural part of the Hinata family life.
***SIGN*** Duty Chart April
***SIGN*** 6:00
Dinner Duty
Paul Momoka-sama
***SIGN*** NO ENTRY
**[19:26] ---**
It's become really kind of normal
to have you all around.
**[19:29] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[19:31] ---**
Let's get them to let us join in
with the ration line today.
**[19:33] ---**
We did buy a lot of ingredients
for them, after all.
**[19:36] ---**
Momoka-chan, you help out too, okay?
**[19:38] ---**
Yes!
**[19:41] ---**
We're home!
**[19:43] ---**
Huh?
**[19:44] ---**
Is no one here?
**[19:48] ---**
Not here, either...
**[19:50] ---**
Paul... and Yoshiokadaira...
**[19:52] ---**
That's weird...
**[19:54] ---**
What's up?
**[19:55] ---**
Giroro! Where is everyone?
**[19:57] ---**
Come to think of it, I haven't seen them.
**[20:00] ---**
They do sometimes disappear
while you're all at school, but...
**[20:05] ---**
Maybe they felt like they
overstayed their welcome?
**[20:19] ---**
Everyone left...
**[20:21] ---**
Leaving me behind.
**[20:25] ---**
Now, I really am...
**[20:27] ---**
I really am alone...
**[20:30] ---**
Nishizawa-san.
**[20:32] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:34] ---**
You aren't alone, Nishizawa-san.
**[20:37] ---**
If anything happens, I'll protect you!
**[20:41] ---**
I'll protect you!
***SIGN*** I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect you I'll protect I'll protect you
**[20:43] ---**
I'll protect you!
**[20:44] ---**
I'll protect you!
**[20:45] ---**
Is this...
**[20:47] ---**
...a chance to confess?!
***SIGN*** Chance to Confess
**[20:50] ---**
U-Um... Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:54] ---**
What is it?
**[20:55] ---**
I... I really...
**[21:09] ---**
That's the Nishizawa Tower!
***SIGN*** Inbox
From: Father
Subject: Untitled
The Nishizawa Group
is back!
**[21:14] ---**
The Nishizawa Group is back?
***SIGN*** NO ENTRY
**[21:19] ---**
I always believed that Baio-sama
would accomplish its revival.
**[21:25] ---**
You all worked hard throughout.
**[21:27] ---**
I thank you on his behalf.
**[21:32] ---**
Thanks to the hard work of the bodyguards
and others, the Nishizawa Group
**[21:35] ---**
accomplished a miraculous revival.
**[21:38] ---**
She didn't manage to confess,
**[21:39] ---**
but Momoka-chan safely made it home.
**[21:44] ---**
Isn't that great, Nishizawa-san?
**[21:49] ---**
Yes!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** Whose turn is it?
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu here.
**[23:24] ---**
I just love being called
crafty and loathsome.
**[23:27] ---**
You should have seen all the things I did
just the other day to Giroro-senpai's precious...
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[23:32] ---**
Not gonna tell you what I did, though!
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
***SIGN*** Sweet Potatoes 1/12 Kendai Set Kerori Cookies
**[23:37] ---**
I'm afraid to ask.
**[23:39] ---**
"Kululu: The Invasion Has
Already Begun, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Keroro: Kero-Good Stories, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E311 - Kululu: The Invasion Has Already Begun, Sir! / Keroro: Kero-Good Stories, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X3W7/kululu-the-invasion-has-already-begun-sir--keroro-kero-good-stories-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:31] ---**
2010.
**[01:33] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[01:37] ---**
and its cities were reduced
to rubble in an instant.
***SIGN*** GYAAAA!
**[01:54] ---**
That's...
**[02:03] ---**
Nyo!
**[02:08] ---**
Gero!
**[02:09] ---**
Giro!
**[02:10] ---**
Tama!
**[02:16] ---**
Gero... a dream, sir?
**[02:19] ---**
Now that I think about it...
**[02:21] ---**
...the one on invasion duty next is...
***SIGN*** Today's Invasion Whose turn is it?
**[02:32] ---**
Kululu: The Invasion Has Already Begun, Sir!
***SIGN*** The Following Day
**[02:39] ---**
Skya skya skya skya...
**[02:46] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[02:47] ---**
You're sure you haven't mentioned
this gathering to Kululu?
**[02:51] ---**
I have overlooked nothing, sir!
**[02:52] ---**
While Kululu's not around today,
**[02:54] ---**
we'll get the invasion duty quickly moved
on to Dororo, who's after him, sir.
**[02:58] ---**
Why?
**[03:00] ---**
Given that it will come
from the mind of Kululu,
**[03:02] ---**
it will likely be a considerably loathsome
invasion operation, that's why.
**[03:05] ---**
From all our experience so far,
**[03:08] ---**
I can guarantee that we would end up in
a pretty nasty situation ourselves, sir.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku
**[03:12] ---**
I do not want that!
**[03:15] ---**
Are we now clear, Private 2nd Class Tamama?!
***SIGN*** And so...
**[03:17] ---**
And so.
***SIGN*** Whose turn is it?
**[03:20] ---**
Uhh, so, next on invasion duty is...
**[03:22] ---**
Ah? It's Sergeant Major Kululu, I see!
**[03:25] ---**
Huh? Where is Kululu-tan?
**[03:27] ---**
That's strange.
**[03:28] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu isn't here!
**[03:31] ---**
It looks like Kululu-senpai is absent.
**[03:34] ---**
Oh, well, it can't be helped if he's absent!
***SIGN*** Today's Invasion Whose turn is it?
**[03:37] ---**
Then for today's invasion duty,
we will skip past Kululu, and...
**[03:40] ---**
Today the notification about the
gathering arrived correctly!
**[03:44] ---**
Huh? I believe I should be precisely on time?
**[03:46] ---**
Don't startle us!
**[03:48] ---**
Your timing is terrible, as always.
**[03:50] ---**
Geez.
**[03:51] ---**
I thought Kululu had come.
**[03:53] ---**
Nyooooooss!
**[03:56] ---**
Hiyaa!
**[03:57] ---**
I just so happened to bump into Kululu-dono,
**[03:59] ---**
so we came together.
**[04:01] ---**
Get a clue already, Doroboat!
**[04:04] ---**
Whatever is the matter?
***SIGN*** Today's Invasion Whose turn is it?
**[04:06] ---**
So...
**[04:08] ---**
...basically, today it's Kululu
on invasion duty, but...
**[04:12] ---**
...if you're kind of busy, it's totally okay
for you to just ditch it, y'know?
**[04:15] ---**
Yeah, he's right.
**[04:16] ---**
It might be called a "duty," but it's only something
Keroro randomly decided to do, after all.
***SIGN*** Ba-dum!
**[04:22] ---**
Ba-dum!
**[04:24] ---**
Might be fun...
**[04:26] ---**
If I'm in charge of it, you can bet this
invasion operation will be a lot less vanilla...
**[04:34] ---**
What does he mean, less vanilla?
**[04:36] ---**
O-Oh... Sounds like we can
expect great things?
**[04:42] ---**
Look forward to this one...
**[04:47] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:49] ---**
Well, now this has happened...
**[04:50] ---**
We have to stop Kululu's
operation at all costs, sir.
**[04:53] ---**
Is there some kind of way?
**[04:55] ---**
I have an idea of my own, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Members Only Girls' Dorm Not For Boys, Okay? ♥
***SIGN*** Girls' Dorm We opened up a girls' dorm
***SIGN*** Kerori Cookies
***SIGN*** Kerori Cookies 1/12 Kendai Set
***SIGN*** Kerori Cookies 1/12 Kendai Set Sweet Potatoes
**[05:01] ---**
I see...
**[05:03] ---**
Yes, Kululu can't cope with Mois, can he?
**[05:06] ---**
That's right.
**[05:07] ---**
The crafty and black-hearted
Sergeant Major Kululu
***SIGN*** Honest
**[05:09] ---**
really can't deal with the
pure and innocent Mois-chan.
***SIGN*** Sweet Potatoes 1/12 Kendai Set Kerori Cookies
**[05:13] ---**
We'll sic his natural enemy,
Lady Mois, on him,
**[05:15] ---**
and stop his operation, sir!
**[05:17] ---**
Huh?
**[05:18] ---**
Something is stuck there.
***SIGN*** From Mois
**[05:25] ---**
To Uncle?
***SIGN*** To Uncle I am taking my first trip back home in a while. Please look forward to a souvenir. ♥ Or, like, spending orgy?
**[05:27] ---**
To Uncle.
**[05:28] ---**
I am taking my first trip
back home in a while.
**[05:31] ---**
Please look forward to the souvenir!
**[05:33] ---**
Or, like, spending orgy?
***SIGN*** From Mois
**[05:35] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:36] ---**
Lady Mois isn't here?!
**[05:39] ---**
That stupid woman!
**[05:40] ---**
Useless when it's most important!
**[05:42] ---**
Now I remember...
a while back, Kululu was like...
**[05:45] ---**
Mois-chan, y'know,
**[05:47] ---**
you should show your face to your
mom'n'pop back home once in a while.
**[05:51] ---**
Yes, I think you're right!
**[05:55] ---**
I can hardly believe it, but...
**[05:57] ---**
...did he predict what we were going to do?
**[06:00] ---**
If Lady Mois is no good, then...
**[06:02] ---**
...this is a job for Lady Mom, sir!
**[06:05] ---**
Yes. As you know, this is Fuyuki-kun
and Natsumi-chan's mom.
**[06:07] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu is mad for
the adult charm that Mom possesses.
**[06:11] ---**
Onyo! Onyo! Onyo!
**[06:14] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[06:16] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Empty...
**[06:20] ---**
Was she not supposed to take
the day off work today?
**[06:24] ---**
Yes she was, sir.
**[06:25] ---**
That's weird.
**[06:27] ---**
Gero?
**[06:30] ---**
Yes, kero-kero?
**[06:31] ---**
Ah, Kero-chan?
**[06:32] ---**
Lady Mom?!
**[06:34] ---**
We've all gone to a hot spring together.
**[06:36] ---**
The tickets that Kulu-chan
gave us expire today.
**[06:41] ---**
Sorry we couldn't invite you, Sarge.
**[06:43] ---**
We'll buy you a souvenir.
**[06:45] ---**
Make sure you take care of
the house, stupid frog.
**[06:49] ---**
E-Even Lady Mom...
**[06:52] ---**
Looks like that Kululu is serious.
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[07:01] ---**
It is not getting started at all.
**[07:03] ---**
Kululu-senpai's invasion operation.
**[07:05] ---**
Cooped up as usual, huh.
**[07:08] ---**
Maybe it just skyapped his mind?
**[07:10] ---**
No... I can't imagine him forgetting
to do anything to annoy someone else.
**[07:14] ---**
Good point.
**[07:18] ---**
Well, no news is good news,
as they say, sir...
**[07:22] ---**
Gero?
**[07:24] ---**
I'm one poly-cap short, sir?!
**[07:28] ---**
What in the world...
**[07:29] ---**
Ah, it's okay, sir.
**[07:31] ---**
I forgot that this number of poly-cap
comes with one more than you need, sir.
**[07:35] ---**
As long as I don't lose this one...
**[07:38] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** The part you mustn't cut
**[07:40] ---**
I cut the part you mustn't cut, sir!
**[07:44] ---**
Nooo... now I have to order new parts, sir...
**[07:50] ---**
Gero?
**[07:51] ---**
I... thought I just heard Kululu's voice...
**[07:54] ---**
Don't tell me this is Kululu's
invasion operation?!
**[07:58] ---**
No way.
**[08:00] ---**
Whaa?! What is this?!
**[08:05] ---**
I can't believe it got
scratched exactly *there*...
**[08:13] ---**
Arghhhhh!!
**[08:16] ---**
Time to eat!
**[08:22] ---**
Chocolate is so yummy!
***SIGN*** Curry Roux
**[08:25] ---**
This is freaking curry roux!
***SIGN*** Gasp Pant Gasp Pant
**[08:28] ---**
My apologies.
**[08:30] ---**
It seems that somehow a
single curry roux bar got mixed in...
***SIGN*** Gasp Pant Gasp Pant
**[08:34] ---**
The rest are 100% genuine chocolate.
**[08:36] ---**
Please eat them without concern.
**[08:39] ---**
I want to!
**[08:40] ---**
But the flavor of curry all around my mouth
**[08:43] ---**
fiercely rejects all other flavors!
**[08:48] ---**
I hate curry!!
**[08:52] ---**
Well, let me read this month's *Shonen Alpha*
or something for a change of mood.
**[08:56] ---**
Oh! Captain Geroro The Movie: Resurrection.
**[08:59] ---**
A specially-made plastic file holder,
available to everyone who applies!
**[09:02] ---**
I have to get this right away, s...
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
***SIGN*** Cut out this application ticket and send it in
**[09:06] ---**
The very application page I need
is torn on the corner, sir!
**[09:10] ---**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[09:13] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[09:14] ---**
My DVD!
***SIGN*** - Erasing all data -
**[09:19] ---**
Gero?!
**[09:20] ---**
All the data on my hard disk recorder!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[09:23] ---**
No!
**[09:25] ---**
Gero!
**[09:36] ---**
The banana-flavor toothpaste
looks like curry-flavor to me...
**[09:42] ---**
Tama?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[09:46] ---**
Why did this happen?
**[09:50] ---**
Gero?
**[09:55] ---**
This...
**[09:57] ---**
It has to be.
**[09:58] ---**
This kind of chipping away at our sanity and
dealing mental damage is his modus operandi.
**[10:03] ---**
This is the truth of Kululu-senpai's
invasion operation...
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
**[10:13] ---**
However!
**[10:14] ---**
We mustn't let this get to us, sir!
**[10:16] ---**
Exactly!
**[10:18] ---**
If we act upset or complain about this,
**[10:19] ---**
he'll only get a kick out of it.
**[10:22] ---**
That is exactly what
Kululu-senpai wants us to do!
**[10:25] ---**
If we want to get him to give up...
**[10:27] ---**
...do not act bothered at all!
**[10:28] ---**
Composure!
**[10:30] ---**
100% ignoring him works the best, sir!
**[10:33] ---**
Let's do this!
***SIGN*** The next day...
***SIGN*** Haggard...
**[10:38] ---**
No more.
**[10:40] ---**
I give in...
**[10:41] ---**
Sorry... Sorry...
**[10:43] ---**
They ultimately gave up.
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[10:45] ---**
Kululu-kyun?
**[10:48] ---**
We're all very impreshed, Kululu-kyun.
**[10:50] ---**
It is a marveloush operation, shir.
**[10:52] ---**
Thish will make short work
of those Pekoponiansh.
**[10:54] ---**
But I would like to shay, if at all poshible,
**[10:58] ---**
that ending your invasion duty here
would be very much appreshi—
**[11:01] ---**
Uh?
**[11:02] ---**
Kululu-kyun? Are you listening?
***SIGN*** Sry. Decided I can't be bothered with invasion duty. Gonna pass. Cya.
**[11:10] ---**
Sry.
**[11:11] ---**
Decided I can't be bothered
with invasion duty.
**[11:13] ---**
Gonna pass. Cya.
**[11:16] ---**
Then... all those were...
**[11:18] ---**
...just coincidences?
**[11:19] ---**
We were just looking too deeply into it?
**[11:23] ---**
Looks like it. Sorry, guys.
**[11:26] ---**
...I'm dead...
***SIGN*** Curry Kukkuu
**[11:41] ---**
The Kero Ball.
**[11:42] ---**
A portable all-purpose invasion weapon bringing
together the threatening mechanisms of the Keron Army.
***SIGN*** Kero Ball
***SIGN*** GYAAAAAA
**[11:56] ---**
Only the commander is permitted to hold it,
**[11:58] ---**
and even just one of its abilities is said
to be enough to invade a planet with.
**[12:03] ---**
That is the nature of our Kero Ball,
**[12:06] ---**
but as fate would have it,
**[12:07] ---**
it remains stolen away by Master Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** I'll keep hold of this, okay?
Because it's dangerous.
***SIGN*** Whaaaa...
**[12:09] ---**
Yes. The Kero Ball is currently
confiscated by Fuyuki-kun.
**[12:15] ---**
Recovery of the Kero Ball!
**[12:17] ---**
At present, this is the most
important task facing us, sir!
**[12:21] ---**
That said, it will not be easy
to recover it from Fuyuki.
**[12:25] ---**
If you take the Kero Ball in secret,
**[12:27] ---**
and Fukki finds out...
**[12:30] ---**
That's horrible, Sarge...
**[12:32] ---**
I can't believe you'd take the
Kero Ball without telling me.
**[12:36] ---**
STUPID FROG!
**[12:39] ---**
Correct...
**[12:40] ---**
Who knows what terrible treatment I
might be subjected to afterwards, sir?
**[12:43] ---**
Or, like, platoon destroyed?
**[12:46] ---**
Which leaves us with only
one course of action!
**[12:48] ---**
We must make Master Fuyuki *want*
to give the Kero Ball back, sir!
**[12:52] ---**
Can we do that?
**[12:55] ---**
I have an idea, sir.
**[13:00] ---**
Keroro: Kero-Good Stories, Sir!
**[13:06] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[13:08] ---**
I have some welcome news for you, sir.
**[13:11] ---**
Today, our Keroro Platoon has decided
to thank you for your continued support,
***SIGN*** Slightly Useful Kero-Good Stories
**[13:17] ---**
and we'd like to tell you some
"slightly useful kero-good stories," sir!
**[13:20] ---**
Huh.
**[13:21] ---**
That sounds fun!
**[13:23] ---**
Doesn't it?
**[13:25] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[13:26] ---**
He bit, just as I expected, sir!
**[13:28] ---**
Feel-good stories?
***SIGN*** 30 Minutes Earlier
**[13:30] ---**
What do you mean?
***SIGN*** Feel-Good Story
**[13:32] ---**
We'll tell Master Fuyuki some
slightly useful feel-good stories...
**[13:36] ---**
What a nice and moving story!
**[13:39] ---**
It really would be better to
give you back the Kero Ball!
**[13:42] ---**
...and he'll end up like that, sir!
**[13:45] ---**
I call it...
***SIGN*** Operation Kero-Good Stories
**[13:46] ---**
...Operation Kero-Good Stories!
**[13:52] ---**
All right, I'll go first, then.
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro's Little Feel-Good Story
**[13:55] ---**
Corporal Giroro's Little Feel-Good Story.
**[13:58] ---**
When I was little, I *hated* space okonomiyaki.
**[14:03] ---**
One day, I left the space okonomiyaki
packed lunch that my mom had made for me,
**[14:07] ---**
and hid it in my desk drawer,
**[14:11] ---**
but several months passed,
**[14:13] ---**
and I started to become scared to open it.
**[14:16] ---**
And then one day, after a while had passed...
**[14:20] ---**
You're giving me that desk?
**[14:21] ---**
...for some reason, my brother passed down
his study desk which was basically still new to me.
**[14:26] ---**
Woohoo!
**[14:28] ---**
And he said to me secretly
when he gave it to me,
**[14:32] ---**
"You're almost in middle school now.
**[14:34] ---**
Time to stop being a picky eater."
**[14:36] ---**
Apparently my older brother knew.
**[14:39] ---**
After that,
**[14:40] ---**
I made the effort to get to the point
where I could eat space okonomiyaki.
**[14:44] ---**
That's a nice story!
***SIGN*** The Kero Ball is in here
**[14:46] ---**
Yes!
**[14:47] ---**
There are those times when you put things in
a desk drawer and just forget all about them!
**[14:52] ---**
And? What happened to the old desk?
**[14:57] ---**
Come to think of it... I think it's
still in my parents' storage shed...
***SIGN*** Current State of Giroro's Parents' Storage Shed
**[15:12] ---**
Isn't that... kinda bad?
**[15:14] ---**
Instead of a feel-good story,
**[15:15] ---**
that was more like a little horror story...
**[15:19] ---**
Which means we can call Corporal Giroro's
feel-good story a failure.
***SIGN*** Private Tamama's Little Feel-Good Story
**[15:22] ---**
Next up, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[15:25] ---**
My feel-good story is...
**[15:27] ---**
...about when Momocchi
went on vacation before.
**[15:31] ---**
She had just finished shopping and
was on her way back to the hotel,
**[15:34] ---**
when a soccer ball came rolling out
from a nearby park.
**[15:38] ---**
And a child was chasing it,
and he was about to run into the road!
**[15:43] ---**
But Paul had both his hands full.
**[15:46] ---**
If he let go, Momocchi's
shopping would get dirty!
**[15:49] ---**
And then Momocchi said...
**[15:52] ---**
Oh?! What did she say?!
**[15:53] ---**
Kick it! Paul!
***SIGN*** Kick it! Paul!
**[15:59] ---**
Kick it! Paul!
**[16:01] ---**
*Kere! Paul!*
**[16:02] ---**
*Kere! Paul!*
**[16:04] ---**
*Kere... ero... Kero Paul!*
***SIGN*** Sluggish Sluggish Sluggish Sluggish
**[16:06] ---**
Kero Baul...
**[16:08] ---**
W-Was that a pun?
**[16:10] ---**
Kero Ball. Kero Ball.
**[16:13] ---**
Kero Ball. Kero Ball.
**[16:15] ---**
Yes... kicking it was the smart thing
to do in a situation like that...
**[16:18] ---**
Take the hint, mush for brains!
**[16:20] ---**
Private Tamama's
feel-good story: also failed.
**[16:24] ---**
It was just a little while ago.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major Kululu's Little Feel-Good Story
**[16:26] ---**
I had excavated an amazing relic
of treasure from a certain place.
***SIGN*** Treasure
**[16:30] ---**
It was a treasure that looked like
it could fetch quite the price.
**[16:33] ---**
However, properly returning relics back
to the excavation site is a rule of space.
**[16:38] ---**
Now what was I to do?
**[16:40] ---**
You sacrificed your curiosity
and gave up on the treasure?
**[16:44] ---**
Yes! Important things really should be
with their proper owners, sir!
**[16:52] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[16:53] ---**
You did something to my
swimsuit, didn't you?!
**[16:56] ---**
Gero?! What are you talking about, ma'am?
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[16:59] ---**
Why is the name
on my swimsuit upside-down?!
**[17:03] ---**
Tch. I messed up the copy.
**[17:07] ---**
Copyyyyy...?
**[17:09] ---**
Looks like this was *your* doing...
**[17:13] ---**
And what on Earth did you
do with the real one?
**[17:16] ---**
Put it up on Space Yafoo! Auctions.
**[17:20] ---**
Don't tell me... the relic of treasure was...
**[17:22] ---**
It was Natsumi's swimsuit?!
**[17:25] ---**
This guy is just the pits.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[17:27] ---**
You are getting that back right now.
**[17:32] ---**
You really can't just put someone
else's stuff up for auction.
**[17:35] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu's feel-good
story also failed. Next up...
***SIGN*** Lance Corporal Dororo's Little Feel-Good Story
**[17:39] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo seems like he would
have a feel-good story or two, sir!
**[17:43] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[17:44] ---**
I have a feel-good story I have been
saving for just such an occasion.
**[17:46] ---**
I call it: A Bowl of Kero-Soba.
***SIGN*** A Bowl of Kero-Soba
**[17:49] ---**
The heck is that?!
**[17:52] ---**
It has no connection to
the point of the exercise!
**[17:54] ---**
Are you just doing a
regular feel-good story?!
**[17:56] ---**
Ah... was I not supposed to?
**[17:59] ---**
What's wrong, everyone?
**[18:00] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo's feel-good story
also failed because he missed the point.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro's Little Feel-Good Story
**[18:05] ---**
And we close out with the one you've
all been waiting for: Sergeant Keroro's!
**[18:09] ---**
Uhh... so, then, a story from me.
**[18:16] ---**
It was a long, long time ago.
**[18:19] ---**
It is said that a certain Keronian boy
borrowed a comic book from his friend.
***SIGN***
**[18:24] ---**
However, he kept forgetting to return it,
**[18:26] ---**
and it gradually became a greater and
greater bother to give it back.
**[18:29] ---**
Eventually, after months and years passed,
**[18:32] ---**
at some point, even the friend who had lent it
to him had forgotten all about this comic.
***SIGN*** Forgotten
**[18:38] ---**
And then one day, the boy remembered
that he'd never given back the comic.
***SIGN*** Crap!
**[18:44] ---**
However, even if he went to give it back now,
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** It's been years.
**[18:46] ---**
it would just ruin their friendship.
***SIGN*** Why bother?
***SIGN*** What to do...
**[18:49] ---**
The boy continued to rack his brains...
**[18:51] ---**
And one day, when he became an adult,
**[18:54] ---**
he finally summoned up his courage,
**[18:56] ---**
and resolved to give his friend
back the comic.
***SIGN*** I'm gonna give it back!
**[19:01] ---**
So, borrowing it for all that time...
***SIGN***
**[19:04] ---**
Sorry about that, Doro-tan!
**[19:06] ---**
*You* had this comic?!
**[19:08] ---**
You are so mean!
**[19:10] ---**
So it was about Mr. Sergeant.
**[19:12] ---**
What in blazes are you playing at?!
**[19:15] ---**
Non, non.
**[19:17] ---**
This is part of the operation.
**[19:22] ---**
Here you are, Sarge.
**[19:24] ---**
Gero? Master Fuyuki?
**[19:25] ---**
You wanted me to give this
back to you, right?
**[19:28] ---**
You could tell, sir?
**[19:31] ---**
You should have just said so
in the first place.
**[19:34] ---**
Here you are... your Kero Ball.
**[19:36] ---**
Are you sure it's okay, sir?
**[19:38] ---**
Yep!
**[19:39] ---**
I really think it's best that you have it.
**[19:44] ---**
Thank you, sir!
**[19:46] ---**
We did it!
**[19:47] ---**
Finally, the Kero Ball
is back in our hands!
**[19:51] ---**
Well...
**[19:52] ---**
...next, can I tell you a nice story
I've been saving up, too?
**[19:57] ---**
Of course!
**[19:58] ---**
I'd be happy to hear it, sir!
**[20:01] ---**
A long, long time ago.
**[20:04] ---**
A young man was traveling all around the
world in search of a legendary treasure.
**[20:39] ---**
And the young man said...
**[20:42] ---**
"Mayor, I've changed my mind.
This treasure is best kept in your hands, after all."
**[20:47] ---**
And so the young man learned
what was truly important.
**[20:52] ---**
The end.
**[20:54] ---**
Well? It was a good story, don't you think?
**[20:56] ---**
It was a great story, sir!
**[20:59] ---**
I... I can't stop crying...
**[21:01] ---**
It is true!
**[21:03] ---**
My soul was deeply moved!
**[21:06] ---**
Or, like, moving epic?
**[21:08] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[21:10] ---**
This Kero Ball is best kept
in your hands, after all!
**[21:15] ---**
I think so, too!
**[21:17] ---**
That is for the best!
**[21:19] ---**
I leave the storage of the Kero Ball
in your capable hands, Fuyuki-dono!
**[21:22] ---**
Or, like, perfect person?
**[21:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:28] ---**
So, I'll take care of this again, okay?
**[21:31] ---**
Thank you very much, sir!
**[21:34] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[21:36] ---**
Looks like Fuyuki-kun was a cut above,
as far as this operation was concerned.
**[21:41] ---**
So... Fuyuki-kun's feel-good story...
what was it actually about?
**[21:46] ---**
Ah, you want to know?
**[21:47] ---**
Kero?
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo here.
**[23:24] ---**
Having discarded my Assassin past,
**[23:26] ---**
even now I associate with the Keroro Platoon.
**[23:29] ---**
That is because I am keeping watch to ensure
that the Pekopon invasion does not succeed.
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
The truth is, you're just lonely.
**[23:38] ---**
"Dororo: Invasion is My Calling, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Koyuki's Secret, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Money
***SIGN*** Greed
***SIGN*** Power
***SIGN*** Illogic
***SIGN*** The World of Adults
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy Peace-of-Mind Private Rooms Telephone Club 3F Together With The Old Gentleman 4F Payment Upfront Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options Angel Heart Cucumber & Eggplant
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E312 - Dororo: Invasion is My Calling, Sir! / Koyuki's Secret, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JMGN/dororo-invasion-is-my-calling-sir--koyukis-secret-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:31] ---**
2010.
**[01:33] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[01:37] ---**
and its cities were reduced
to rubble in an instant.
**[02:05] ---**
Yes!
**[02:15] ---**
Pekoponians...
**[02:18] ---**
Invasion is my calling...
**[02:23] ---**
A... A dream?
**[02:32] ---**
Koyuki-dono! How is this?!
**[02:35] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Shadow Clone Jutsu!
**[02:40] ---**
No matter how much you clone yourself,
the one with the shadow is always—
***SIGN*** Shadow
**[02:45] ---**
They all have shadows?!
**[02:50] ---**
That's amazing, Dororo!
**[02:52] ---**
How do you do that?
**[02:54] ---**
This technique is one I learned in
the Assassin unit of the Keron Army,
**[02:58] ---**
so it would be difficult to teach it
to you as well, Koyuki-dono.
**[03:04] ---**
Dororo: Invasion is My Calling, Sir!
**[03:10] ---**
As I am on invasion duty for today's meeting,
**[03:13] ---**
I feel somewhat melancholic...
***SIGN*** Whose turn is it?
**[03:16] ---**
I would indeed prefer a peaceful operation
such as covering Pekopon with flowers.
**[03:24] ---**
Don't move.
**[03:26] ---**
Y-You're...!
***SIGN*** Whose turn is it?
**[03:29] ---**
So, the one on invasion duty today is...
**[03:33] ---**
...not here.
**[03:34] ---**
Well, that is kind of unexciting.
**[03:36] ---**
Meh. Even if he were here, he'd just say,
**[03:39] ---**
"I am steadfastly opposed
to dishonorable invasions!"
**[03:41] ---**
or something picky like that.
**[03:44] ---**
Or, like, tranquil empire?
**[03:46] ---**
As a man who was once a top Assassin,
**[03:49] ---**
does the idea of achieving a proper
invasion not enter his mind?
**[03:52] ---**
That Dororo guy.
**[03:53] ---**
Invasion is my calling!
**[03:55] ---**
There, you see?
**[03:56] ---**
"Invasion is my calling."
Always this with him.
**[03:59] ---**
Wait... who just said that?
**[04:01] ---**
U-Uncle?
**[04:07] ---**
H-Huh. Dororo, you were here?
**[04:10] ---**
Huh?
**[04:11] ---**
You kind of look different from usual.
**[04:13] ---**
Maybe Doroboat-senpai
ate something weird off the ground?
**[04:19] ---**
Th-This is... what Dororo was like
before coming to Pekopon...
**[04:22] ---**
No... what Zeroro was like!
**[04:24] ---**
Oh! Now that you mention it—
**[04:27] ---**
My name is Zeroro.
**[04:28] ---**
The strongest assassin in the Keron Army.
**[04:32] ---**
N-Nice, nice.
**[04:34] ---**
You're looking motivated today.
**[04:36] ---**
So you've remembered your roots at last!
**[04:39] ---**
That is what my friend should be like!
**[04:40] ---**
Okay, so, for the time being, should we get on
with it to celebrate Zeroro-kun's revival?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Zerozerozerozero...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Zerozerozerozero...
**[04:54] ---**
Somehow they're not resonating at all.
**[04:58] ---**
Ah! No!
**[05:01] ---**
I'm up next!
**[05:09] ---**
Ko...yu...ki...do...no...
**[05:13] ---**
Ko...yuki-do...no!
**[05:16] ---**
Dororo...
**[05:17] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[05:18] ---**
Dororo is calling for my help.
**[05:20] ---**
I'm going!
**[05:22] ---**
Wait, Koyuki-chan!
**[05:28] ---**
So, Zeroro!
**[05:30] ---**
What will your invasion operation look like?
**[05:32] ---**
We will get rid of the most
influential person on Pekopon.
**[05:36] ---**
Get rid of...
**[05:37] ---**
You mean...
**[05:38] ---**
...this, sir?
**[05:40] ---**
What else?
**[05:43] ---**
But, y'know...
**[05:44] ---**
That kind of creeps me out a bit...
**[05:47] ---**
A plan befitting an Assassin.
**[05:49] ---**
However, I doubt we can gain this planet
merely by disposing of a mere few Pekoponians.
**[05:55] ---**
In the first place,
**[05:56] ---**
Pekopon has no talented leader you can point to
and say, "They're finished if we get rid of him."
**[06:00] ---**
Not a *leader.*
**[06:03] ---**
I said the most *influential person.*
**[06:06] ---**
What does he mean, "influential"?
**[06:09] ---**
Like, not a politician, but an athlete
or movie star maybe?
**[06:12] ---**
Or, like, obscure intent?
**[06:15] ---**
Umm, please tell us who it is!
**[06:18] ---**
I shan't.
**[06:18] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:19] ---**
You people will hold me back.
**[06:22] ---**
So mean!
**[06:23] ---**
But, Zeroro,
**[06:25] ---**
it is carrying it out as a platoon
that makes it an operation.
**[06:28] ---**
I can't see that there's any need
to hide it from us, as well.
**[06:30] ---**
I will do it alone.
**[06:33] ---**
You just sit and wait for the good news.
**[06:38] ---**
He's gone...
**[06:40] ---**
What do we do?
**[06:41] ---**
This feels super bad.
**[06:45] ---**
Was that... really how Zeroro used to be?
**[07:08] ---**
Dororo!
**[07:10] ---**
Are you okay?
**[07:12] ---**
I am most grateful, Koyuki-dono.
**[07:14] ---**
What in the world happened?
**[07:16] ---**
Zeroro has shown himself!
***SIGN*** WARNING
**[07:22] ---**
What's going on?!
**[07:25] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[07:26] ---**
Gero!!
**[07:27] ---**
Z-Zeroro-san!
**[07:29] ---**
Did you get rid of them already, sir?
**[07:31] ---**
My honorable leader, I am Dororo!
**[07:33] ---**
Uh?
**[07:34] ---**
For reasons unknown to me,
another copy of me has manifested!
**[07:37] ---**
Where is Zeroro at this moment?!
**[07:38] ---**
He has gone to get rid of the most
influential person on Pekopon.
**[07:43] ---**
Who in heavens is that?
**[07:45] ---**
Should know any moment now.
**[07:47] ---**
Right!
**[07:48] ---**
Here we go.
**[07:49] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi?!
**[07:52] ---**
Now isn't the time for jokes!
**[07:54] ---**
You think I'm joking?
***SIGN*** Pekopon's Final Line of Defense
**[07:56] ---**
Pekopon's final line of defense,
Hinata Natsumi.
**[07:59] ---**
If you think about it, it's no surprise she
has the greatest influence over this planet.
**[08:05] ---**
Excuse me, but isn't this a bit mean?
**[08:07] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:08] ---**
Then the one Zeroro went to get rid of was...
**[08:10] ---**
...Natsumi-dono?!
**[08:12] ---**
And then Koyuki-chan just disappeared.
**[08:15] ---**
But if Dororo came to her
asking for her help,
**[08:18] ---**
it must have been pretty serious.
**[08:20] ---**
Yeah, you're right...
**[08:21] ---**
I wonder if everything's okay.
**[08:35] ---**
Huh?
**[08:36] ---**
There are two Dororos?
**[08:38] ---**
Are you all right, Natsumi-san?
**[08:40] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan?!
**[08:41] ---**
Stand back!
**[08:43] ---**
Giroro, you too?
**[08:44] ---**
What on Earth's happened?
**[08:45] ---**
I don't really get it either, but...
**[08:47] ---**
...in any case, it's clear that one of the two
is extremely dangerous!
**[08:51] ---**
Don't get in my way!
**[08:52] ---**
Zeroro! I will not let you carry out your desires!
**[08:55] ---**
What can you do about it?!
**[09:01] ---**
Wasn't "Zeroro" Dororo's name
before he came to Earth?
**[09:05] ---**
That's right, sir!
**[09:06] ---**
He was the top Assassin in the Keron Army!
**[09:09] ---**
But that Zeroro...
**[09:11] ---**
...he is simultaneously Zeroro and not Zeroro.
**[09:13] ---**
Talk sense, ya brat!
**[09:15] ---**
Wait...
**[09:17] ---**
When Dororo used his Shadow Clone Jutsu,
**[09:20] ---**
maybe just one of them didn't
turn back to normal.
**[09:23] ---**
Could that be it?
**[09:24] ---**
So he's like a doppelganger?
**[09:27] ---**
So the darkest parts of Dororo-senpai,
sleeping in the depths of his heart, have become real.
**[09:39] ---**
Why did you turn your back on fighting?
**[09:41] ---**
You only need to fight,
**[09:42] ---**
and you could easily have claimed Pekopon!
**[09:45] ---**
It is foolish to think of what you can gain
by coming out of a fight victorious!
**[09:50] ---**
What?!
**[09:50] ---**
Fighting is an action to be done
to protect those you love.
**[09:54] ---**
Without that, it is mere barbarism!
**[09:57] ---**
In that case... I love the Keron Army.
**[10:00] ---**
I have my own respectable calling,
of fighting for the sake of my Planet Keron!
**[10:04] ---**
This exchange...
**[10:06] ---**
These are the very same thoughts I battled with
as I was reborn in the shinobi village.
**[10:13] ---**
Keronians live for their calling!
**[10:16] ---**
If that calling is destruction and slaughter,
**[10:18] ---**
I tell you it is nothing but an act of folly!
**[10:22] ---**
I am tired of your worthless logic.
**[10:24] ---**
In the end, it only matters
who wins and who loses!
**[10:27] ---**
I deny that completely!
**[10:34] ---**
Dororo?!
**[10:41] ---**
Which one?
**[10:42] ---**
Which one of them won, sir?!
**[10:47] ---**
Natsumi-dono... I trust that
you are unharmed?
**[10:50] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:52] ---**
Yahoo!
**[11:02] ---**
What on Earth was that, sir?
**[11:15] ---**
Proof that even now, I am still immature.
**[11:19] ---**
Commander-dono.
**[11:20] ---**
All of you.
**[11:22] ---**
I humbly apologize for the trouble
I have caused.
**[11:29] ---**
The darkness everyone has
inside their hearts...
**[11:31] ---**
Even Dororo, who loves the Earth
and aspires to protect it,
**[11:34] ---**
seems to have had all kinds
of conflicts in his past.
**[11:41] ---**
Everyone,
**[11:42] ---**
do you have things you keep to yourselves,
"secrets" you can't tell anyone else?
***SIGN*** Yaoshin
***SIGN*** Cleaning - Shirai
***SIGN*** Yaoshin
**[11:54] ---**
Koyuki-chan?
***SIGN*** Yakitori Monjayaki Private Room Izakaya Oohashi Marilyn Nonbee Alcohol
***SIGN*** Two-Shot Pub Maid Association Maid in Hell Moé Cafe Pro Shop Totoroki Free Information Office All-You-Can-Drink
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy Peace-of-Mind Private Rooms Telephone Club 3F Together With The Old Gentleman 4F Payment Upfront Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options Angel Heart Cucumber & Eggplant
**[12:16] ---**
Isn't this a...
**[12:24] ---**
Oh? You have some business here?
**[12:28] ---**
Oh... Oh, no!!
**[12:29] ---**
N-N-N-N-No, I don't!
**[12:31] ---**
S-Sorry for bothering you!!
***SIGN*** Maid District #1
***SIGN*** Suzuran Station Street
**[12:39] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy Cucumber & Eggplant Video/DVD I ♥ Matsutakes Free Information Office Private Rooms SL Club Nozaki Nekomimi Paradise
**[12:41] ---**
No way...
**[12:46] ---**
Koyuki's Secret, Sir!
**[12:53] ---**
What?!
**[12:54] ---**
Lady Koyuki went into a building that
middle-schoolers have no business going into?!
**[12:59] ---**
She must have been shopping
or something, right?
**[13:02] ---**
There's no shops in that building that
a middle-schooler should be buying from!
**[13:07] ---**
Perhaps Lady Koyuki has stepped a foot into the
sketchy underside of adult society, ma'am.
**[13:15] ---**
Underside of society? But...
**[13:17] ---**
Sarge, I think you're exaggerating.
**[13:20] ---**
Exaggerating what, sir?!
**[13:22] ---**
Nin! Nin! Nin!
**[13:22] ---**
Lady Koyuki is a ninja, sir.
**[13:25] ---**
Ninjas are inhabitants of the
conspiracy-laden underworld.
**[13:28] ---**
Nin... Nin... Nin...
**[13:28] ---**
We can't say for sure that she wouldn't
suddenly find some charm in a dangerous world.
***SIGN*** Money
***SIGN*** Greed
***SIGN*** Power
***SIGN*** Illogic
***SIGN*** The World of Adults
**[13:33] ---**
I can't imagine that Koyuki-chan
of all people would...
**[13:35] ---**
We should pin down what
Lady Koyuki's secret is,
**[13:38] ---**
and show her the correct path, ma'am.
**[13:43] ---**
So, we will track the behavior of Lady Koyuki,
**[13:46] ---**
and uncover her secret, sir.
**[13:49] ---**
Or, like, cover closely?
**[13:51] ---**
You dumbo.
**[13:52] ---**
What relation does this have
to the invasion of Pekopon?
**[13:56] ---**
By doing this,
**[13:57] ---**
we will put Lady Natsumi, who is concerned
about Lady Koyuki, in our debt.
**[14:01] ---**
We will make her weaken the
pressure she places on us,
**[14:03] ---**
and thereby make it easier for us to
conduct our invasion activities, sir!
**[14:08] ---**
It does make sense, at least.
***SIGN*** This is the Spy Mosquito!!
***SIGN*** Head that thinks bad things
***SIGN*** Ears that hear
bad things
***SIGN*** Eyes that see
bad things
***SIGN*** Mouth that says
bad things
**[14:10] ---**
And I already had Kululu make this
Spy Mosquito for us, and sent it in, sir.
**[14:30] ---**
Looks like she's in class right now, sir.
**[14:35] ---**
It is Natchi!
**[14:37] ---**
Let's get a close-up.
***SIGN*** Transfixed...
**[14:46] ---**
Ah, mosquito.
**[14:51] ---**
Was there a point to making it
mosquito-shaped?
**[14:55] ---**
That was quite expensive, Commander.
**[14:57] ---**
But I thought it was a good idea...
**[15:00] ---**
And you enjoyed the close-up of
Lady Natsumi, too, right, Giroro?
**[15:04] ---**
Shut up!
**[15:05] ---**
Why did you even need to use this
roundabout method for Koyuki-dono at all?
**[15:09] ---**
You could just ask Dororo!
**[15:11] ---**
Now you mention it...
**[15:12] ---**
I totally forgot about Dororo-senpai!
**[15:17] ---**
You are all so mean!
**[15:25] ---**
We've been looking for you, Dororo.
***SIGN*** Currently training. Don't talk to me. (D)
**[15:29] ---**
Currently training.
**[15:30] ---**
Don't talk to me.
**[15:33] ---**
Well, I tried.
**[15:36] ---**
I guess I'll come again, sir.
**[15:39] ---**
You are so mean, Keroro-kun!
**[15:43] ---**
What?!
**[15:44] ---**
Koyuki-dono went into such a place?!
**[15:46] ---**
So you didn't know about it, either.
**[15:49] ---**
Then, has Lady Koyuki seemed like she's been
under a lot of stress recently or anything?
**[15:53] ---**
Stress, you say?
**[15:54] ---**
I mean, it happens, right?
**[15:56] ---**
Like when you're living with
an alien who no one notices.
**[15:59] ---**
Or when you're living with a blue thing
that misses social cues.
***SIGN*** Trauma Switch ON
**[16:04] ---**
Well, these are just
hypothetical scenarios, sir.
**[16:08] ---**
Hypothetical.
**[16:10] ---**
Lady Koyuki may be special,
but she's still a middle-school girl.
**[16:14] ---**
It wouldn't be strange for stress to lead her
to succumb to sweet temptation, sir.
**[16:18] ---**
Okay!
**[16:19] ---**
I guess we have no choice
but to tail her directly, sir.
**[16:28] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[16:30] ---**
Wanna go home together?
**[16:31] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[16:33] ---**
Sorry, I have to do something
that just can't wait.
**[16:36] ---**
I'll see you tomorrow!
**[16:40] ---**
This is Natsumi.
**[16:41] ---**
Koyuki-chan just left the classroom.
**[16:44] ---**
This is Keroro.
**[16:47] ---**
Target acquired.
**[16:49] ---**
Tailing now, sir.
**[16:55] ---**
Skya... skya...
**[16:57] ---**
Skya skya...
**[17:02] ---**
Skya... kero?
**[17:23] ---**
Geroooo!
**[17:37] ---**
Kappa.
**[17:44] ---**
Huh?
**[17:45] ---**
Where's Lady Koyuki?
**[17:58] ---**
This place!
**[18:01] ---**
K-Koyuki-dono?
**[18:09] ---**
You lost track of her?!
**[18:10] ---**
I'm so ashamed, ma'am!
**[18:11] ---**
We've also heard nothing since from Dororo,
who was tailing her separately.
**[18:15] ---**
What?!
**[18:16] ---**
So she will even erase Dororo-senpai
to protect her secret?!
**[18:21] ---**
I can't believe...
**[18:22] ---**
...that Koyuki-chan would go that far...
**[18:27] ---**
Uncle! I've found Koyuki-san!
**[18:30] ---**
Displaying it now on the monitor!
**[18:33] ---**
Gero?
**[18:34] ---**
Where did she get all that stuff?
**[18:36] ---**
It's just like the other day!
**[18:38] ---**
She must be on her way to that building!
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy
Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options
Angel Heart
Cucumber & Eggplant
***SIGN*** Underside of Society
***SIGN*** The City at Night
***SIGN*** Pink
***SIGN*** Money
***SIGN*** Crime
**[18:42] ---**
In that case, we will
lie in wait for her, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Building Sketchy
***SIGN*** Cucumber & Eggplant
***SIGN*** Angel Heart Satisfaction Guaranteed - Full Range of Options
***SIGN*** Video/DVD I ♥ Matsutakes
**[18:51] ---**
Why do we have to hide in this thing?
**[18:54] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[18:55] ---**
Shh! She's here!
**[19:06] ---**
Let's go!
**[19:07] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:10] ---**
Seventh floor.
***SIGN*** 1F - Maid Osawagase Shimasu!
***SIGN*** 2F - ♥ Night Friends ♥
***SIGN*** 3F - Together With The Old Gentleman
***SIGN*** 4F - Warming Salon: Nuku Nuku
***SIGN*** 5F - Oppekepee
**[19:11] ---**
Uh...
***SIGN*** 6F - Pub: Angel ♡ Heart
***SIGN*** 7F - Club Eschenbach
**[19:12] ---**
The seventh floor is...
***SIGN*** 8F - Fashion Room: Cucumber & Eggplant
**[19:15] ---**
Gero?
**[19:16] ---**
Club Eschenbach?
**[19:18] ---**
Don't tell me Koyuki-chan is
working part-time here?
**[19:21] ---**
There's no way the school would allow that!
***SIGN*** Ahhaaaaaaaan
Uffuuuuuuun
**[19:27] ---**
Welcome, master!
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
**[19:31] ---**
Club Eschenbach.
**[19:33] ---**
I-If this is Lady Koyuki's secret,
**[19:36] ---**
it cannot stand!
It cannot stand, Lady Koyuki!
***SIGN*** Urgently Recruiting
**[19:39] ---**
Everybody, we're going to bring
Koyuki-chan back, no matter what!
**[19:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:46] ---**
Charge!
**[19:51] ---**
*Maido* (Greetings) and welcome!
To Club Eschenbach!
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
**[19:55] ---**
Th-This is...
**[19:56] ---**
What is this place?!
**[19:58] ---**
Huh? Wait, isn't that...
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
**[20:04] ---**
Huh? Natsumi-san?
**[20:06] ---**
What a coincidence,
meeting in a place like this!
**[20:09] ---**
K-K-K-K-K-K-Koyuki-chan!
**[20:11] ---**
What *is* this place?!
**[20:14] ---**
It's called a *maido* café.
**[20:15] ---**
Apparently you have tea here while watching
the heated enthusiasm of the men.
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
Welcome!
***SIGN*** Maido!
(Greetings!)
**[20:22] ---**
Maido! Maido!
**[20:22] ---**
It seems to be popular these days.
**[20:25] ---**
No, it isn't.
**[20:27] ---**
Maido! Maido!
**[20:27] ---**
Koyuki-chan, are you working here?
**[20:29] ---**
Oh, no!
**[20:29] ---**
Maido! Maido!
**[20:30] ---**
I just carried some vegetables here.
***SIGN*** Maido
(Greetings)
**[20:34] ---**
Carried some *vegetables*?
**[20:34] ---**
Maido! Maido!
**[20:43] ---**
So this is Koyuki-chan's secret?
**[20:46] ---**
It's just a field, sir.
**[20:47] ---**
We've been growing organic vegetables here
with the others from the shinobi village.
**[20:53] ---**
After hearing what you had to say,
**[20:55] ---**
I was concerned about what I would
discover when I followed her,
**[20:58] ---**
but I am greatly relieved to find
that this is where I have ended up.
**[21:01] ---**
That store buys our vegetables,
**[21:05] ---**
and I was carrying them there.
**[21:07] ---**
Then... why were you acting
as if it was such a secret?
**[21:09] ---**
I didn't really consider it a secret...
**[21:12] ---**
Maybe that's just a habit
I picked up as a ninja?
**[21:16] ---**
That's all it was?
**[21:17] ---**
Yes.
**[21:20] ---**
Still, I'm glad that it was nothing to worry about,
aren't you, Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
**[21:24] ---**
Yes, you're right!
**[21:26] ---**
I made you worry about me...
sorry about that!
**[21:30] ---**
Please, have some of our
vegetables as an apology!
**[21:33] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:35] ---**
I'll use these vegetables to make you all
a super-delicious dinner!
**[21:39] ---**
Yahoo!
**[21:41] ---**
Surprisingly often, "secrets" might
just be people getting the wrong idea.
***SIGN*** Club Eschenbach
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** The Bother Earth Project
What was Plan C again
Mission Keropossi
Universal Cho-Operation
***SIGN*** Use the Keron Hammer
The K-Team
Invasion of Romandy
Strong Frog Team Project
**[23:22] ---**
Hinata Aki here.
**[23:23] ---**
Being the editor of a manga magazine
**[23:25] ---**
is a job that keeps you busy late every day.
**[23:28] ---**
So I'm always thankful to Natsumi, Fuyuki,
and Kero-chan, for helping out all the time.
***SIGN*** Run
**[23:33] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
If only Lady Mom could have been
a full-time housewife.
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: The Day After
Completing the Invasion, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Celebration
**[23:41] ---**
"Aki Becomes an Invader, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro... Kulukulukulukulu... Akiakiakiaki...
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E313 - Keroro: The Day After Completing the Invasion, Sir! / Aki Becomes an Invader, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWZ9K/keroro-the-day-after-completing-the-invasion-sir--aki-becomes-an-invader-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:30] ---**
2010.
**[01:32] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[01:36] ---**
and its cities were reduced
to rubble in an instant.
**[01:48] ---**
Pekoponians! Listen closely!
**[01:51] ---**
This planet will be placed under the
control of me, Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[01:56] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero.
**[02:02] ---**
A dream?
**[02:04] ---**
I wonder what's wrong with me.
**[02:05] ---**
Suddenly having a dream about
Keroro being like that.
**[02:09] ---**
Come to think of it... I received a letter
from Keroro the other day...
***SIGN*** Mother, are you well? I am getting along fine. The long-running Pekopon invasion is inches away from completion. Please look forward to it. Keroro
***SIGN*** Mother, are you well? I am getting along fine. The long-running Pekopon invasion is inches away from completion. Please look forward to it. Keroro
**[02:16] ---**
"The Pekopon invasion is
inches away from completion."
**[02:19] ---**
Sergeant, you're as bigmouthed as ever...
**[02:22] ---**
Oh, my!
**[02:23] ---**
I mustn't waste a moment!
**[02:27] ---**
Keroro: The Day After
Completing the Invasion, Sir!
***SIGN*** Mace M
TV Anime Season 8 Confirmed
***SIGN*** Mace M
**[02:34] ---**
Keroro.
**[02:36] ---**
Have you decided on a new operation?
**[02:38] ---**
Y'know, I just can't
motivate myself recently...
**[02:42] ---**
Whadda they call this, May disease?
**[02:44] ---**
Bumping right up against
those social walls...
**[02:48] ---**
In times like this, I should make a
Gundam model to brighten up my mood, sir!
***SIGN*** Run
**[02:55] ---**
In your case, you have
May disease all year round!
**[02:57] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:06] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:15] ---**
Gero!
**[03:16] ---**
Mother?!
**[03:18] ---**
Oh! Keroro!
**[03:20] ---**
What are you doing, Mother?
**[03:21] ---**
I hurried here in this capsule,
**[03:24] ---**
but I must have slipped off to sleep...
**[03:26] ---**
I'm no good with these things. They're cramped,
and I don't know how to pilot them.
**[03:30] ---**
I'll come on the train next time.
**[03:32] ---**
I'm just no good with machines.
**[03:34] ---**
That's not the problem here!
**[03:37] ---**
Uncle's mother,
it's nice to see you again at last!
**[03:40] ---**
Or, like, many visits?
**[03:42] ---**
You are greatly welcomed!
**[03:44] ---**
It has been some time.
**[03:45] ---**
You all haven't changed a bit!
**[03:47] ---**
Second-son, you look well!
**[03:50] ---**
Do-ro-ro.
**[03:51] ---**
And I have no elder siblings...
**[03:54] ---**
"Second-son" isn't even a Keronian name
to begin with.
**[03:58] ---**
Oh, I am sorry!
**[04:00] ---**
I *was* thinking that I must
bring you a souvenir...
**[04:00] ---**
I cleared up my Gundam models
in a hurry, but...
**[04:03] ---**
Not only did I talk big in my letter,
**[04:05] ---**
but our invasion hasn't moved on one bit.
**[04:08] ---**
If she finds out,
it'll be insanely pathetic.
**[04:11] ---**
I've got to make sure she doesn't
find out, at all costs.
**[04:14] ---**
So, what brings you here today, ma'am?
**[04:17] ---**
Oh, yes! I almost forgot! It's terrible!
**[04:20] ---**
Huh? What in space is it, ma'am?
**[04:23] ---**
Well, you see... I...
**[04:25] ---**
I haven't thought a bit about what will happen
after you complete your invasion!
**[04:30] ---**
Sorry?
**[04:32] ---**
I mean, you haven't thought at all about
after you reach the end of your invasion, have you?
***SIGN*** Peak of Mt. Fuji - 3,776 m Congratulations on reaching the peak!
**[04:37] ---**
About the celebration parties and so forth...
**[04:39] ---**
Uh... isn't this less like reaching
the end of the invasion...
**[04:42] ---**
...and more like reaching
the summit of a mountain?
**[04:44] ---**
Come on, you wrote in your letter that you
were inches from finishing the invasion!
**[04:49] ---**
You wrote that?
**[04:51] ---**
Well... uh...
**[04:53] ---**
I exaggerated by about 50% when
I updated her on the latest...
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Completion Percentage
***SIGN*** Our Company
***SIGN*** Exaggeration 5,000%!!
**[05:00] ---**
It is about a 5,000% exaggeration!
**[05:02] ---**
So?! When will the invasion be done?
**[05:05] ---**
Tomorrow?
**[05:06] ---**
The day after?
**[05:07] ---**
N-No... It's not *that* soon...
**[05:09] ---**
Oh, I see!
**[05:10] ---**
It must be about next week!
**[05:12] ---**
That'll be more convenient
for me, too, anyway.
**[05:14] ---**
I promised some friends from the culture school
that I'd go to watch chansons with them this week!
**[05:20] ---**
Like... why chansons?
**[05:22] ---**
Strike while the iron is hot!
Let's go to a department store!
**[05:24] ---**
Huh? Department store?
**[05:26] ---**
Why?!
**[05:27] ---**
I'm going to buy an outfit!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Invasion Completion Celebration
**[05:30] ---**
You know, when you have the
invasion completion celebration,
***SIGN*** Congratulations
Keroro Platoon
***SIGN*** Cheer
Cheer
***SIGN*** Cheer
**[05:33] ---**
you'll be in outfits,
won't you! With spangles!
**[05:35] ---**
Why spangles?
**[05:37] ---**
You know you've always liked showy things.
**[05:40] ---**
No, no!
**[05:41] ---**
All the department stores
on Pekopon are closed today!
***SIGN*** Oozuno Department Store
***SIGN*** Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today Closed Today We are closed for business for the day.
**[05:45] ---**
A blatant lie.
**[05:46] ---**
If she goes outside,
my lie will be blown in a second, sir.
**[05:50] ---**
Really?
**[05:51] ---**
Well, I suppose it can't be helped, then.
***SIGN*** This Month's Highlight Trendy Items!!! Selling Fast!! Order Now
**[05:56] ---**
Gero?
**[05:57] ---**
What are you doing, Mother?
**[05:59] ---**
This?
**[06:00] ---**
You know.
**[06:01] ---**
You said they're not running the department stores,
so I thought I'd send away for your outfit.
**[06:05] ---**
Net shopping?
**[06:07] ---**
Net shopping...
**[06:09] ---**
Oh my! What is this?!
***SIGN*** Wiping All Data
**[06:14] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[06:15] ---**
All my data's gone!
**[06:17] ---**
Oh, dear, I'm sorry!
**[06:19] ---**
I'm so bad with these machines!
**[06:21] ---**
Aaaaah! This is why I say don't touch—
**[06:24] ---**
She's gone!
***SIGN*** Daily [S] Space Pages Andromeda Space
**[06:32] ---**
What now, ma'am?
***SIGN*** Space Pages
**[06:34] ---**
Well, we have to decide on who to
invite to the celebration, don't we?
**[06:37] ---**
And I don't know how to get in touch
with all the people who've helped you...
**[06:41] ---**
I don't even know how many relatives
are appropriate to invite!
**[06:47] ---**
Oh, yes, do you remember
Uncle Moriri's Teruru-kun?
**[06:50] ---**
He had a little girl last month!
**[06:53] ---**
I don't care...
**[06:54] ---**
Oh, yes!
**[06:56] ---**
Would it be all right if I called
my own friend, Obaba-san?
**[06:59] ---**
I owe so much to that lady.
**[07:01] ---**
Wah! Uncle!
**[07:05] ---**
Oh, right!
**[07:06] ---**
I forgot some very important people!
**[07:07] ---**
The Hinata family!
**[07:09] ---**
Dear me, dear me!
**[07:11] ---**
Mother!
**[07:12] ---**
Ahh, Mother!
**[07:13] ---**
Ah, wait! Lady Mois!
**[07:16] ---**
Geeeee!!
**[07:17] ---**
Rooooo!!
**[07:18] ---**
Wait a moment, Mother!
**[07:21] ---**
Sarge's mother!
**[07:23] ---**
Hello!
**[07:24] ---**
It's nice to finally see you again!
**[07:26] ---**
Hello! Thank you for all you do for Keroro.
**[07:29] ---**
I wanted to ask you all whether you would
write some words of celebration.
**[07:32] ---**
Celebration?
**[07:33] ---**
Oh! Is Kero-chan getting married, perhaps?
**[07:36] ---**
Married?! Oh, my!
**[07:38] ---**
I do think it's about time
he tied the knot, of course!
**[07:42] ---**
Mother!
**[07:43] ---**
What now?!
**[07:45] ---**
I'm asking everyone whether they would read out
a celebratory message for you at the party.
**[07:50] ---**
Party? Did something good happen, Sarge?
**[07:54] ---**
Oh! You didn't know?
**[07:56] ---**
The completion of Keroro's invasion is—
**[07:57] ---**
Ahhhhhh! No!
**[07:59] ---**
Lady Mois! Take my mother
away from here, ma'am!
**[08:02] ---**
Ah, okay...
**[08:03] ---**
Oh, Keroro, what's gotten into you?!
**[08:07] ---**
Hey, Sarge, what's this about a celebration?
**[08:10] ---**
Did something great happen?
**[08:12] ---**
Ah... uh...
**[08:15] ---**
Celebration for breaking below
our target body fat percentage?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Body Fat Percentage Target Breaking Celebration!
***SIGN*** Congratulations! You've Done It!
**[08:21] ---**
A painful lie.
**[08:24] ---**
I wonder what's happened with him?
**[08:26] ---**
That boy has always liked making a show.
I've never known him to be so uninterested.
**[08:31] ---**
Oh!
**[08:32] ---**
Yes, he has always liked making
a show of things, after all!
**[08:39] ---**
Gero?
**[08:39] ---**
Lady Mois? Where's my mother?
**[08:41] ---**
She was just there a moment ago.
**[08:44] ---**
Or, like, freely roaming?
**[08:47] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:48] ---**
What's going on, sir?!
**[08:51] ---**
Someone's mobilizing the God Keron
without authorization.
***SIGN*** Congratulations
**[08:56] ---**
Gero!!
**[08:57] ---**
Mother?!
***SIGN*** Congratulations
***SIGN*** Congratulations
**[09:03] ---**
And she's decorated it all flashily again.
**[09:06] ---**
Mother! Are you all right, ma'am?
**[09:08] ---**
What are you even doing?
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, you know! You like big,
flashy things, don't you?
**[09:12] ---**
I thought we could involve this
in the celebratory parade,
**[09:15] ---**
but now it won't stop.
**[09:18] ---**
Autopilot, huh.
**[09:20] ---**
It looks like she messed with it like crazy.
**[09:22] ---**
Geez! What are you doing?!
**[09:24] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm so bad with machines!
**[09:28] ---**
Look, stop fiddling with it without asking!
**[09:30] ---**
Umm...
**[09:32] ---**
Where's the control button?
**[09:33] ---**
Isn't this it?
***SIGN*** Click
**[09:37] ---**
That's the button for the jet engines!
**[09:39] ---**
I'm no good with machines!
**[09:41] ---**
If you're no good, keep your hands off!
**[09:45] ---**
They are going to hit the ceiling!
**[09:47] ---**
No choice!
**[09:48] ---**
Blast a hole in it!
**[09:50] ---**
Roger dodger!
**[09:53] ---**
Nin!
**[10:03] ---**
Honestly...
you're such a troublemaker, ma'am.
**[10:06] ---**
Mother, please learn from this and...
**[10:10] ---**
Pekoponian cities are so pretty...
**[10:13] ---**
Gero...
**[10:15] ---**
Dear me.
**[10:16] ---**
Not a single Keron Star anywhere.
**[10:19] ---**
Is this inches before you
finish your invasion?
**[10:21] ---**
Well...
**[10:22] ---**
Uh...
**[10:24] ---**
Mother, I'm sorry.
**[10:26] ---**
I bragged too much.
**[10:28] ---**
The truth is...
**[10:29] ---**
You've always been like this.
**[10:32] ---**
You always make things sound
much flashier than they are.
**[10:36] ---**
I'm so ashamed, ma'am.
**[10:38] ---**
Starting tomorrow, have a good,
honest try at it, okay?
**[10:42] ---**
Mother...
**[10:46] ---**
I... I'll do my best, ma'am!
**[10:59] ---**
Gero...
**[11:00] ---**
For once, I was up late last night
thinking up invasion plans, sir.
**[11:05] ---**
Good morning, sir.
***SIGN*** Today's Operations 08:00 Clean Command Room 09:00 Clean Meeting Room 11:00 Sweep Corridors 12:00 Lunch
**[11:09] ---**
Okay! So these are today's operations!
**[11:12] ---**
Gero?!
**[11:12] ---**
Mother?!
**[11:13] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[11:15] ---**
Well, things must be hard for you
in all kinds of ways,
**[11:18] ---**
so I thought I'd help you
with your invasion!
**[11:20] ---**
What?!
**[11:21] ---**
Let's all try our best!
**[11:23] ---**
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
**[11:25] ---**
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
**[11:27] ---**
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
**[11:28] ---**
And so, until Keroro's mother went to
see the chansons, as she promised her friends,
**[11:28] ---**
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
**[11:31] ---**
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
**[11:32] ---**
she took command of the Keroro Platoon.
**[11:33] ---**
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
**[11:34] ---**
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
**[11:37] ---**
Hey! Hey! Yeah!
**[11:41] ---**
It will soon be Mothers' Day.
**[11:43] ---**
Mothers all around the country,
thank you for always working so hard.
**[12:08] ---**
A dream...
**[12:11] ---**
Why did I dream that?
**[12:13] ---**
Grant a wish for Mom?
**[12:15] ---**
Yeah. The thing is, about Mom...
**[12:17] ---**
Sensei, you mustn't give up.
**[12:20] ---**
Try not to grumble, and think hard
about it one more time!
**[12:23] ---**
I'm fully behind you.
**[12:24] ---**
Yes.
**[12:25] ---**
Okay, I'll talk to you again.
**[12:30] ---**
...she's seemed constantly busy recently.
**[12:33] ---**
And today's Mothers' Day!
**[12:35] ---**
We should grant a wish for Mom,
let her do something she couldn't usually.
**[12:38] ---**
And that'll refresh her spirits!
**[12:40] ---**
I'm sure Mom will love that!
**[12:42] ---**
I see!
**[12:43] ---**
I would certainly like to be allowed
to assist with this plan, ma'am!
**[12:48] ---**
Morning.
**[12:49] ---**
Morning!
**[12:50] ---**
Hey, Mom, are you tired?
**[12:52] ---**
I slept well, so I'm totally fine.
**[12:54] ---**
"Mothers are mighty," they say!
**[12:55] ---**
Here you are, Mom!
**[12:56] ---**
Thank you.
**[12:59] ---**
So? What are the three of you up to?
**[13:02] ---**
Today's Mothers' Day,
**[13:04] ---**
so we were thinking we'd
make your wish come true!
**[13:07] ---**
Oh?
**[13:08] ---**
Well, then, maybe I'll think of
a wish and take you up on that!
**[13:13] ---**
Ummm...
**[13:14] ---**
What should I ask for, I wonder...
**[13:16] ---**
I'm suspending my invasion for a day
to do my utmost for you, ma'am!
**[13:21] ---**
Invasion for a day...
**[13:24] ---**
That's it!
**[13:25] ---**
Maybe I could be an invader
for a day! How about that?
**[13:28] ---**
An invader for a day?
**[13:33] ---**
Aki Becomes An Invader, Sir!
**[13:38] ---**
So, just for this one day, Lady Mom is going
to be a member of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
**[13:44] ---**
I look forward to working with you!
**[13:46] ---**
Welcome!
**[13:47] ---**
However, Aki-dono...
**[13:49] ---**
What kind of change of tune is this?
**[13:51] ---**
To request to be enlisted in our platoon...
**[13:53] ---**
If she does something
completely new like invading,
**[13:55] ---**
she thought she might feel
quite refreshed!
**[13:58] ---**
Well, it's not like they're going to
actually properly invade, after all.
**[14:01] ---**
So, seeing as this is a rare event,
**[14:04] ---**
I'm going to appoint her
leader for a day, sir!
**[14:07] ---**
L-Leader?
**[14:08] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[14:10] ---**
Invasion's not a game, you know!
**[14:12] ---**
It's a request from *Lady Mom* herself.
**[14:16] ---**
And who knows, maybe we'll get a good
invasion idea from a Pekoponian point of view.
**[14:22] ---**
Well, one day probably can't hurt...
**[14:25] ---**
Entertainment for the landlady, huh.
**[14:27] ---**
Or, like, harmless practice?
**[14:30] ---**
Roger!
**[14:31] ---**
Okay, then, let's do our best today!
**[14:33] ---**
All right, then, let's start
with some resonance, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Akiakiakiaki...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro... Kulukulukulukulu... Akiakiakiaki...
**[14:47] ---**
Mom...
**[14:48] ---**
She's really into it.
***SIGN*** Invasion Meeting
**[14:51] ---**
Well, then, please, give me
your ideas for operations!
**[14:54] ---**
Me!
**[14:55] ---**
I'll go first!
**[14:57] ---**
With the scientific prowess
of our mother Keron,
**[14:59] ---**
we will get rid of all the world's banknotes,
**[15:01] ---**
and force Pekopon into a life
of dealing with small change!
**[15:04] ---**
This will paralyze Pekopon's economy!
***SIGN*** Supermarket
***SIGN*** Drug Store - Oopashi
**[15:07] ---**
The cities will be in panic!
***SIGN*** Full of confidence!!
**[15:08] ---**
And we'll use the opportunity
to invade smoothly, ma'am!
**[15:11] ---**
Can I interject?
**[15:13] ---**
Go ahead. Please.
**[15:15] ---**
The area you focused on is interesting,
but it's a little plain!
**[15:18] ---**
We have useful things called cards nowadays,
**[15:21] ---**
and even the ones being invaded
won't be *that* surprised.
**[15:24] ---**
It doesn't have enough impact.
**[15:26] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:27] ---**
You... you think, ma'am?
**[15:30] ---**
So much for the original invasion.
**[15:33] ---**
If this one's no good, then so are pretty much
all the usual similar ones, I guess!
**[15:37] ---**
Or, like, nearly always?
**[15:39] ---**
Lady Mois... that stings...
**[15:42] ---**
Impact, huh.
**[15:44] ---**
Easy.
**[15:46] ---**
To begin with, we just need a single cannon
blast aimed at the political center of Pekopon!
**[15:54] ---**
Silencing them is trivial.
**[15:57] ---**
That's a very outdated way of thinking.
**[15:59] ---**
It's already been done by
the black ships, too.
**[16:02] ---**
Yes, a rehash is a rehash,
no matter how you slice it!
**[16:05] ---**
It'd be nice to keep some pride
as invaders, don't you think?
**[16:07] ---**
P-Pride?!
***SIGN*** Pride
**[16:12] ---**
She ain't holdin' back.
**[16:15] ---**
Mrs. Mom is pitching overpowering fastballs!
**[16:18] ---**
Or, like, speaking frankly?
**[16:20] ---**
Well, this makes it pretty hard
to come up with any good ideas...
**[16:24] ---**
Though that is nothing new...
**[16:26] ---**
You mustn't give up!
**[16:28] ---**
Think hard, everyone!
**[16:29] ---**
You have my support!
**[16:31] ---**
Let's all think together!
**[16:33] ---**
Um, Mom, you don't have
to get that serious...
**[16:36] ---**
Maybe think more casually about it?
**[16:38] ---**
It is Mothers' Day, after all.
**[16:41] ---**
Mothers' Day...
**[16:42] ---**
That's it!
***SIGN*** Bustle Bustle
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
**[16:46] ---**
*You* bumped into *me*!
**[16:48] ---**
Only 'cause you didn't get outta the way!
**[16:53] ---**
Excuse me! Takeshi!
**[16:55] ---**
Mother...
**[16:56] ---**
Mitsuo!
**[16:57] ---**
You have to be the one to apologize!
**[16:59] ---**
M-Mom...
**[17:01] ---**
I'm sorry... Mother...
**[17:03] ---**
I'm sorry for talking back, Mom...
**[17:08] ---**
HEY!!
**[17:10] ---**
You screwed up again, didn't you?!
**[17:12] ---**
Are you listening to me?!
**[17:14] ---**
Now, now! Don't be so full of yourself.
**[17:17] ---**
Mom?!
**[17:18] ---**
I'm sorry, Mom!
***SIGN*** International Conference
**[17:23] ---**
Mom!
**[17:28] ---**
Mommy!
**[17:30] ---**
All around the world, people are
suddenly remembering their mothers,
**[17:34] ---**
and apologizing honestly to them!
**[17:36] ---**
As a result, it appears that conflict
is dramatically down on a global scale!
**[17:41] ---**
Oh! That's a superb result, ma'am!
**[17:44] ---**
Peaceful and overflowing with love...
**[17:46] ---**
I am greatly in favor of such an operation!
**[17:49] ---**
How in blazes does this thing work?
**[17:52] ---**
It researches all the disputes on Pekopon,
from the trivial to the large,
**[17:58] ---**
and exposes those people to a special beam
evoking "memories of their mothers' lectures."
**[18:04] ---**
If you think that you will be able
to protect milady Momoka with—
***SIGN*** Paul's Mother
**[18:07] ---**
Mommy!!
**[18:08] ---**
Like so.
**[18:09] ---**
Everyone's weak to being
told off by their mothers.
**[18:13] ---**
Mothers are mighty, remember?
**[18:15] ---**
We'll use this to rid Earth of war,
**[18:18] ---**
and then declare that it was all our work!
**[18:20] ---**
A truly ideal strategy!
**[18:22] ---**
Yes... indeed.
**[18:24] ---**
Then, let's all think together
about what to say.
**[18:26] ---**
This is kind of amazing!
**[18:28] ---**
It really seems like we'll be able to invade.
**[18:31] ---**
We only have today to finish the invasion,
**[18:33] ---**
so we'll have to do our best!
**[18:35] ---**
Excuse me, I am from Space Broadcasting.
**[18:37] ---**
I hear this unique operation full of love that's
the talk of space right now was your brainchild.
**[18:41] ---**
May I put together a feature on you?
***SIGN*** Project K
***SIGN*** Invaders
***SIGN*** Project K
***SIGN*** Back-to-Back Operation Failures
**[18:48] ---**
The Keroro Platoon were at a dead end.
***SIGN*** Invasion Funds Drastically Cut
***SIGN*** Chaotic Personal Lives
***SIGN*** Out of ideas!!
**[18:53] ---**
I can't come up with anything, sir!
**[18:56] ---**
There is no choice but to give up!
***SIGN*** The Bother Earth Project
What was Plan C again
Mission Keropossi
Universal Cho-Operation
***SIGN*** Use the Keron Hammer
The K-Team
Invasion of Romandy
Strong Frog Team Project
**[18:58] ---**
However, Aki spoke.
***SIGN*** The Bother Earth Project
What was Plan C again
Mission Keropossi
Universal Cho-Operation
***SIGN*** Use the Keron Hammer
The K-Team
Invasion of Romandy
Strong Frog Team Project
**[19:01] ---**
You mustn't give up.
**[19:04] ---**
Ohhh! Mommy!
**[19:07] ---**
This footage was streamed
on the Intergalactic Net,
**[19:10] ---**
and broke 10 billion views in a few hours.
**[19:12] ---**
Aki was put into the spotlight
as a new invader!
***SIGN*** The Beautiful Mother Invader Belts Out!
***SIGN*** From Pekopon! The "Tell Me Off, Mom" Operation!
***SIGN*** More Charisma Than Urere! What's Her Trick? I Want Mom To Tell Me Off!
**[19:19] ---**
And...
**[19:21] ---**
Aki-san! Aki-san!
***SIGN*** Please form an orderly line!
**[19:26] ---**
Excuse me!
**[19:27] ---**
Please give me some advice
on my invasion strategy!
**[19:30] ---**
Ah, okay!
**[19:30] ---**
Aki-san, how does my operation look?
**[19:32] ---**
Let's see.
**[19:33] ---**
I have no confidence in my strategy!
**[19:35] ---**
Could you point out the flaws for me?!
**[19:37] ---**
You think you're the only one
with no confidence?!
**[19:39] ---**
Aki-san, tell me off!
**[19:41] ---**
Okay, one at a time, everyone...
**[19:43] ---**
Kind of feels like they started turning
to Lady Mom to tell them off...
**[19:47] ---**
Come on, Mom... You should just say no!
**[19:50] ---**
But everyone is doing their best...
**[19:53] ---**
But they're all invaders...
**[19:55] ---**
You don't need to go so far...
**[19:57] ---**
Yes, Lady Mom, ma—
**[20:01] ---**
H-Hold on a minute!
**[20:02] ---**
She's going to listen to mine first!
**[20:05] ---**
You were after me!
**[20:06] ---**
Go on, don't pull your punches!
**[20:07] ---**
Yell at me first!
**[20:08] ---**
Look down on me, only me!
**[20:14] ---**
J-Just a minute...
**[20:15] ---**
Calm down, everyone.
**[20:16] ---**
We should never have suggested it.
**[20:19] ---**
All right, then.
**[20:21] ---**
Fuyuki, come with me.
**[20:27] ---**
Which is it, I wonder?
**[20:28] ---**
Here. This is the one!
**[20:52] ---**
Gosh... You're always doing this.
**[20:55] ---**
You mustn't push yourself too hard, you know?
**[20:58] ---**
Mom...!
**[21:05] ---**
You're right, Mom... I'm sorry.
**[21:09] ---**
Ah, Mom!
**[21:14] ---**
Mother!!
**[21:16] ---**
Mother!
**[21:18] ---**
Mama!
**[21:20] ---**
Mommy!
**[21:25] ---**
Here. I'll give this back.
**[21:27] ---**
Well. I was worried there
for a moment, ma'am!
**[21:31] ---**
But I was able to recharge
my batteries, thanks to you.
**[21:34] ---**
Thank you, everybody.
**[21:35] ---**
Did you...
**[21:36] ---**
...want someone to get a little
mad at you for once, or something?
**[21:42] ---**
Mothers are mighty.
**[21:43] ---**
But don't push yourself too hard, Aki-san!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Space Detective 556 here!
**[23:23] ---**
I'm his sister, Lavie.
***SIGN*** Gluten
**[23:25] ---**
To protect this planet,
**[23:26] ---**
we must all eat gluten!
**[23:28] ---**
Yes, would you like some gluten?
**[23:30] ---**
It's cheap and full of nutrients!!
**[23:31] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Gluten
**[23:33] ---**
Please buy some!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Who supplies you with that?
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: The Naked Invader, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Natsumi & Saburo: Lunch Break Sky, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E314 - Keroro: The Naked Invader, Sir! / Natsumi & Saburo: Lunch Break Sky, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U38Z0N/keroro-the-naked-invader-sir--natsumi--saburo-lunch-break-sky-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** 2010
**[01:31] ---**
2010.
**[01:32] ---**
The Earth was suddenly subjected to
invasion by mysterious extraterrestrials,
**[01:36] ---**
and the city was reduced
to rubble in an instant.
**[01:42] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[01:44] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians...
**[01:46] ---**
Bow before us!
**[01:49] ---**
However...
**[01:50] ---**
...one brave man stood in the way
**[01:53] ---**
of that fearsome invader.
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[01:56] ---**
Adhesion!
**[02:07] ---**
Space Detective...
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[02:11] ---**
556!
**[02:13] ---**
Laser Bamboo Sword!
**[02:31] ---**
Gero!
**[02:34] ---**
Justice will always win!
***SIGN*** Gluten
**[02:43] ---**
A dream!
**[02:45] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
**[02:48] ---**
That's right...
**[02:49] ---**
I'm a champion of justice, a space detective!
**[02:52] ---**
I have to protect this planet from falling
into the hands of alien invaders!
**[03:02] ---**
Wait for me...
**[03:03] ---**
...Keroro!
**[03:04] ---**
Zzzz...
**[03:09] ---**
Keroro: The Naked Invader, Sir!
**[03:15] ---**
It's finally finished!
**[03:17] ---**
Behold this fearsome invasion weapon!
**[03:20] ---**
I had it developed after getting a hint
from an old Pekoponian fairy tale,
***SIGN*** I'm-an-idiot-aren't-I-a-real-dope Gun
**[03:24] ---**
The I'm-an-idiot-aren't-I-a-real-dope gun!
**[03:26] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[03:28] ---**
A gun?
**[03:33] ---**
It is a pity. Mr. Sergeant has at last...
**[03:36] ---**
This gun uses a special anti-barrier,
**[03:40] ---**
set so that idiots can't see it.
**[03:42] ---**
It doesn't work on morons, either.
**[03:45] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[03:47] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[03:48] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[03:50] ---**
Don't tell me you're such an idiot
**[03:52] ---**
that you can't see the gun?
**[03:57] ---**
O-Oh, come on!
**[03:58] ---**
Of course I can see it!
**[04:01] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[04:03] ---**
It's a very intimidating gun, isn't it?
**[04:07] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[04:09] ---**
You fell for it...
**[04:10] ---**
There is no such gun!
**[04:13] ---**
Wha...?!
**[04:16] ---**
When you're told that idiots can't see it,
**[04:19] ---**
it's only natural to lie and
say that you can see it.
**[04:23] ---**
And if you get "shot" after being told
that it doesn't work on morons,
**[04:26] ---**
you'd pretend that you got hit.
**[04:28] ---**
Or, like, only fitting?
**[04:30] ---**
It's the fearsome, no-cost invasion weapon
**[04:33] ---**
that cleverly manipulates human psychology.
**[04:36] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[04:38] ---**
I'll use this to take
Lady Natsumi down a few pegs!
**[04:43] [SONG] ---**
Skya skya skya... skya...
**[04:47] [SONG] ---**
Skya skya skya...
**[04:48] ---**
Prepare yourself, Lady Natsumi!
**[04:49] [SONG] ---**
Skya skya skya skya skya...
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
Skya skya skya skya...
**[04:53] ---**
Gero?!
**[04:54] ---**
A visitor at a time like this?!
**[04:57] ---**
Coming!
**[04:59] ---**
Ding dong!
**[05:03] ---**
556-san...
**[05:05] ---**
Is Keroro here?!
**[05:06] ---**
He seems to be out right now...
**[05:08] ---**
Then I'll wait for him!
**[05:11] ---**
Y-You can't just come in...
**[05:13] ---**
O-Of all people, at a time like this...
**[05:16] ---**
I can't imagine that the logic of this gun
would get through 556's head.
**[05:20] ---**
I'll just have to wait here quietly
until he goes home.
**[05:28] ---**
U-Um...
**[05:29] ---**
Have some tea.
**[05:36] ---**
H-How's your little sister, Lavie-san?
**[05:45] ---**
This isn't working.
There's nothing to fill the time with.
**[05:51] ---**
U-Um, I'm gonna put the radio on!
**[05:55] ---**
Here we go with today's edition of *623 Radio!*
**[05:58] ---**
We'll start with a poem.
**[06:00] ---**
Today's theme is... "love"!
**[06:03] ---**
What?!
**[06:04] ---**
Love!
**[06:05] ---**
That's something you'll never regret!
**[06:07] ---**
And it's something that can't be stopped!
**[06:10] ---**
Right!
**[06:14] ---**
I can't do this! I can't
hang out with him anymore!
**[06:18] ---**
Wait!
**[06:20] ---**
Where are you going?!
**[06:20] ---**
U-Um...
**[06:22] ---**
J-Just to the bathroom...
**[06:30] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[06:32] ---**
This is where you've been?
**[06:33] ---**
Keep your voice down, Lady Natsumi!
**[06:36] ---**
We're both going to wait in here
until 556 goes home!
**[06:40] ---**
Because if you don't, I'll use this gun.
**[06:43] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[06:44] ---**
This gun is made so that idiots can't see it!
**[06:49] ---**
And it doesn't work on morons, either!
**[06:52] ---**
Don't tell me that you can't see
**[06:55] ---**
the gun, Lady Natsumi?
**[06:56] ---**
Wh-What do you take me for?
**[06:59] ---**
I can see it fine!
**[07:00] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[07:02] ---**
Then keep quiet...
**[07:09] ---**
I'm back!
**[07:13] ---**
556-san, are you here to see Sarge?
**[07:15] ---**
Love! It's something that you
shouldn't hesitate about!
***SIGN*** Out of nowhere?!
**[07:19] ---**
I don't know much about love...
**[07:22] ---**
Nishizawa-san, I'm going to change.
**[07:25] ---**
Would you wait for me?
**[07:27] ---**
Um, Fuyuki-kun...
**[07:32] ---**
H-Hello...
**[07:39] ---**
Do you have courage in your heart?!
**[07:42] ---**
That's proof of being alive!
**[07:46] ---**
No good...
**[07:47] ---**
I can't communicate with this man.
**[07:51] ---**
Excuse me...
**[07:53] ---**
I'm going to the restroom.
**[07:59] ---**
Natsumi-san and Keroro-san?
**[08:02] ---**
Lady Momoka, keep quiet and
stay here for the time being.
**[08:07] ---**
Otherwise...
**[08:09] ---**
This is a gun that's
invisible to idiots only!
**[08:12] ---**
Don't tell me you can't see it, Lady Momoka?
**[08:15] ---**
I... I can't see that gun.
**[08:18] ---**
But...
**[08:19] ---**
...I can't let them think
I'm an idiot here.
**[08:30] ---**
Koyuki is here!
**[08:32] ---**
Is Natsumi-san around?
**[08:37] ---**
She's not around, huh?
**[08:40] ---**
Understood.
**[08:41] ---**
We had plans to do our homework together,
**[08:44] ---**
so I'll wait here.
**[08:48] ---**
Somehow they're having a conversation.
**[08:52] ---**
But first...
**[08:54] ---**
...I'm going to use the bathroom!
**[08:58] ---**
Lady Koyuki, be still.
**[09:01] ---**
This is a gun that can't be seen by idiots,
**[09:03] ---**
and doesn't work on morons.
**[09:06] ---**
Um... Um...
**[09:10] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[09:11] ---**
I can't see any gun,
**[09:13] ---**
but it seems Natsumi-san
and Momoka-san can.
**[09:23] ---**
I've been observing the situation,
**[09:26] ---**
but milady Momoka hasn't
returned from the restroom.
**[09:29] ---**
I'm worried, so I'm going to check on her.
**[09:34] ---**
Milady Momoka, are you all right in there?
**[09:39] ---**
Milady Momoka...
**[09:41] ---**
Don't move, sir!
**[09:42] ---**
What?!
**[09:44] ---**
This is a gun that can't be seen by idiots,
**[09:46] ---**
and it doesn't work on morons.
**[09:48] ---**
Don't tell me you can't see it, Master Paul?
**[09:53] ---**
Now get in here and close the door.
**[09:56] ---**
I can't say that I can't see it
in front of milady Momoka.
**[10:00] ---**
I'll go in for now.
**[10:04] ---**
556...
**[10:06] ---**
Go home...
**[10:10] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Nishizawa-san.
**[10:12] ---**
Huh? Nishizawa-san?
**[10:14] ---**
Nishizawa-san, where did you go?
**[10:17] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[10:19] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:20] ---**
Don't move, sir!
**[10:22] ---**
Gero!
**[10:30] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[10:31] ---**
So you were in there, Keroro!
**[10:33] ---**
Space Detective 556 is going to foil
**[10:35] ---**
your invasion plan, no matter what!
**[10:40] ---**
Adhesion!
**[10:43] ---**
Since you've found me, I have no choice.
**[10:45] ---**
Don't move, 556!
**[10:48] ---**
556-san!
**[10:49] ---**
Idiots can't see that gun!
**[10:52] ---**
I don't see any gun!
**[10:55] ---**
However!
**[10:56] ---**
Even if I can't see it,
the eyes of my heart can!
**[10:59] ---**
Now, fight!
**[11:03] ---**
Blam! Blam! Blam!
**[11:09] ---**
I-It just figures with 556.
**[11:11] ---**
His idiocy is light years
beyond my imagination.
**[11:16] ---**
Slump...
**[11:17] ---**
I win, Keroro!
**[11:19] ---**
Space Detective 556!
**[11:21] ---**
As long as he's around,
**[11:22] ---**
peace on Earth can probably be maintained!
**[11:24] ---**
Go! Space Detective 556!
**[11:27] ---**
Don't lose, Space Detective 556!
**[11:30] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[11:31] ---**
I'm sorry he's a moron!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[11:41] ---**
Club activities...
**[11:42] ---**
It's about youth rushing around.
**[11:46] ---**
The symbol of sweat and tears.
**[11:48] ---**
Baseball...
**[11:50] ---**
Tennis...
**[11:51] ---**
Brass band...
**[11:52] ---**
And this club, too...
**[11:56] ---**
Huh?
**[11:57] ---**
We have this club in our school?
**[12:01] ---**
Oh, yeah...
**[12:02] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Invasion Club Now accepting new members! Join up if you're interested in invading Earth!
**[12:04] ---**
"Invasion Club. Now accepting new members..."
**[12:09] ---**
It's that stupid frog again!
**[12:15] ---**
Natsumi & Saburo: Lunch Break Sky, Sir!
***SIGN*** Invasion Club
**[12:22] ---**
Invasion Club...
***SIGN*** Invasion Club
**[12:24] ---**
This is it!
**[12:26] ---**
Hey, stupid frog...
**[12:31] ---**
Hi, Natsumi-chan.
**[12:32] ---**
Welcome to the Invasion Club!
**[12:34] ---**
What are you doing here, Saburo-senpai?
**[12:37] ---**
Kululu asked me.
**[12:39] ---**
It sounded like fun,
**[12:41] ---**
so I thought I'd give it a try.
**[12:43] ---**
But Saburo-senpai...
**[12:45] ---**
Recently, they've closed off the school roof
**[12:47] ---**
because it's supposedly dangerous,
**[12:50] ---**
so without a place to slack off,
I've been at a loss.
**[12:54] ---**
And I figured maybe this room
would be perfect.
**[12:58] ---**
You're happy-go-lucky about it.
**[13:00] ---**
But it's an Invasion Club!
**[13:01] ---**
Certainly, "Invasion Club" sounds bad,
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[13:05] ---**
but depending on how you do it,
**[13:06] ---**
it could be kind of a fun invasion.
**[13:09] ---**
What do you think, Natsumi-chan?
**[13:12] ---**
Why not give it a shot with me?
**[13:14] ---**
Club activities with Saburo-senpai...
**[13:19] ---**
Only the two of us are members...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[13:23] ---**
Hey, Kulu-tan!
**[13:25] ---**
Did you ask Master Saburo to do that thing?
**[13:29] ---**
The Invasion Club?
**[13:31] ---**
I asked him to do it, yes.
**[13:34] ---**
Invasion Club?
**[13:35] ---**
That's not it!
**[13:37] ---**
I said "Gundam Model Club."
**[13:39] ---**
Huh? Is that right?
**[13:42] ---**
Don't give me "Huh"!
**[13:44] ---**
How could you get "Gundam Model Club"
mixed up with "Invasion Club"?
**[13:48] ---**
Gundam Model Club, Gundam Model Club,
**[13:50] ---**
Gundam Model Club, Gundam Mamama Club,
**[13:52] ---**
Invadamamama Club,
Invasioma Club, Invasion Club?
**[13:55] ---**
Talk normally, idiot!
**[13:57] ---**
After all, we're invaders!
**[14:00] ---**
Invaders... what comes to mind? Invasion Club.
**[14:02] ---**
You can't blame me for the mistake.
**[14:04] ---**
What's the idea of acting like
an invader only now, of all times?!
**[14:08] ---**
I'm not taking this lying down!
**[14:09] ---**
I'm gonna march right into Kissho Academy
**[14:12] ---**
and found a Gundam Model Club!
**[14:16] ---**
We didn't get any new members
**[14:18] ---**
for the Occult Club this month, either.
***SIGN*** Occult Club New Members Welcome! The occult permeates this era.
**[14:22] ---**
Occult Club. New Members Welcome.
***SIGN*** Not!
**[14:26] ---**
Not!
**[14:27] ---**
Somebody tacked that on...
**[14:30] ---**
That's why we haven't gotten
a single new member.
**[14:33] ---**
Yeah...
**[14:35] ---**
Who would do such a thing?
**[14:38] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:40] ---**
The truth is, I added that.
**[14:43] ---**
But I did it so the club would
only be the two of us...
**[14:48] ---**
Hey, you over there.
**[14:51] ---**
Where's the room for that new Invasion Club?
**[14:54] ---**
Sarge?!
**[14:56] ---**
Momocchi and Fukki!
**[14:58] ---**
What are you doing, Sarge?!
**[15:00] ---**
You said something about an Invasion Club?
**[15:02] ---**
Yeah, but it's not supposed
to be an Invasion Club.
**[15:05] ---**
I wanted to make a Gundam Model Club!
**[15:08] ---**
Gundam Model Club?
**[15:10] ---**
That's right.
**[15:11] ---**
Recently, with the recession,
there's been a decrease in my allowance,
***SIGN*** Congratulations Establishment of the Gundam Model Club
**[15:14] ---**
so my plan was to create
a Gundam Model Club
**[15:17] ---**
here at Kisshi Academy,
and then buy models with the club budget.
**[15:21] ---**
That cheap craftiness of yours
**[15:23] ---**
makes me feel tingly all over!
**[15:26] ---**
But it got all botched up!
**[15:27] ---**
Thanks to Kululu, it somehow
became an Invasion Club!
**[15:32] ---**
Um, Fuyuki-kun...
**[15:32] ---**
Grrr! Grrr!
**[15:33] ---**
Grrr!
**[15:34] ---**
I don't think we should
get involved with this...
**[15:34] ---**
That four-eyed yellow rat!
**[15:35] ---**
That four-eyed yellow rat!
**[15:37] ---**
That Dr. Kukkulu...
**[15:37] ---**
Yeah. Sounds like it...
**[15:38] ---**
That Dr. Kukkulu...
**[15:39] ---**
Talk normally, idiot!
**[15:43] ---**
Where's Natsumi-san?
**[15:46] ---**
I thought we could share my lunch...
**[15:50] ---**
If you're looking for Natsumi...
**[15:51] ---**
...she said something about an Invasion Club.
**[15:54] ---**
But she hasn't come back.
**[15:57] ---**
Invasion Club?
***SIGN*** Invasion Club
**[16:02] ---**
This is the Invasion Club room.
**[16:05] ---**
The room that was meant to be
the Gundam Model Club room!
**[16:08] ---**
Let's go, Private Tamama!
**[16:10] ---**
Let's take our clubroom back!
**[16:12] ---**
Let's do it!
**[16:15] ---**
Stupid frog?!
**[16:17] ---**
Natchi!
**[16:19] ---**
What are you plotting here, Natsumigeddon?!
**[16:21] ---**
Take a hike, now!
**[16:23] ---**
Huh?
**[16:24] ---**
Aren't you the one who wanted me
to make an Invasion Club?
**[16:28] ---**
It wasn't supposed to be an Invasion Club!
**[16:30] ---**
I wanted to make a Gundam Model Club!
**[16:33] ---**
So change it to a
Gundam Model Club right away!
**[16:37] ---**
But I've been planning fun things to do.
**[16:40] ---**
So I hope you don't interfere.
**[16:43] ---**
See, Natsumi-chan and I
**[16:44] ---**
are going to do fun Invasion Club activities,
**[16:47] ---**
starting now!
**[16:51] ---**
That's the flag of Planet Keron!
**[16:53] ---**
You cannot diss our flag!
**[16:56] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[17:03] ---**
W-Wait, Saburo-senpai...
**[17:05] ---**
Here we go, Natsumi-chan!
**[17:11] ---**
This way!
**[17:14] ---**
Saburo-senpai, where are we going?!
**[17:16] ---**
Never mind that!
**[17:18] ---**
You're naive!
**[17:22] ---**
This way, Natsumi-chan!
**[17:34] ---**
Tamama, the other way!
**[17:35] ---**
Sorry!
**[17:40] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[17:41] ---**
This shot's been used a lot, but take this!
***SIGN*** Wheat Gluten Bento
***SIGN*** Gluten
**[17:50] ---**
Who would like a wheat gluten bento?
**[17:52] ---**
It's a bento with delicious
wheat gluten inside!
***SIGN*** Gluten
**[17:58] ---**
What's wrong, big brother?
**[18:01] ---**
Somebody, somewhere...
**[18:03] ---**
...is calling out for me!
**[18:10] ---**
I'm gonna kick your butt!
**[18:16] ---**
Halt!
**[18:17] ---**
Evil invader!
**[18:18] ---**
556!
**[18:20] ---**
Even at this peaceful academy!
**[18:22] ---**
I won't allow it!
**[18:23] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[18:25] ---**
Take care of this moron!
**[18:27] ---**
I... I do not want to get in a fight with him!
**[18:29] ---**
Laser Bamboo Sword!
**[18:33] ---**
See?!
**[18:35] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[18:36] ---**
I won't let your sacrifice be in vain!
**[18:40] ---**
You're not getting away, Keroro!
**[18:48] ---**
Gero!
**[18:48] ---**
Here we go.
**[18:49] ---**
Right...
**[18:52] ---**
No!
**[18:57] ---**
Uncle! Are you okay?!
**[19:01] ---**
Well, well...
**[19:04] ---**
Lady Mois, you impersonated the school nurse
so you could be the club adviser.
**[19:09] ---**
Hang in there, Uncle!
**[19:11] ---**
I'll look after you.
**[19:13] ---**
Or, like, nurse's caring?
**[19:17] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro. Do you read me?
**[19:21] ---**
Right now, you're the only one...
I can count on...
**[19:25] ---**
Please...
**[19:26] ---**
My... Gundam... Model... Club...
**[19:31] ---**
Gundam Model Club, my butt!
**[19:31] ---**
For... that sake...
**[19:33] ---**
You do what you want! But leave me out of it!
**[19:36] ---**
A-Are you sure...
**[19:39] ---**
...Corporal Giroro?
**[19:40] ---**
Lady Natsumi is a member
of the Invasion Club...
**[19:44] ---**
...together with...
**[19:45] ---**
I'm so happy right now!
**[19:45] ---**
...Master Saburo.
**[19:48] ---**
Say what?!
**[19:53] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:54] ---**
That's as far as you go, Saburo!
**[19:56] ---**
I'm the only one who can invade Natsumi!
**[20:00] ---**
I don't even know what that means...
**[20:02] ---**
Don't bother arguing!
**[20:03] ---**
Just become battleground ash!
**[20:05] ---**
I'd rather not!
**[20:08] ---**
There!
**[20:14] ---**
Hot-hot-hot!
**[20:17] ---**
Let's go, Natsumi-chan!
**[20:18] ---**
This way!
**[20:21] ---**
Saburo-senpai, um...
**[20:23] ---**
What did you mean, "fun invasion"?
**[20:25] ---**
Never mind! Just follow me!
***SIGN*** Keep Out
**[20:38] ---**
Invasion complete!
**[20:41] ---**
What is the "invasion"?
**[20:43] ---**
Claiming the roof
**[20:45] ---**
as our place alone during this lunch break.
**[20:48] ---**
Our place alone?
**[20:51] ---**
Me and Saburo-senpai, just the two of us...
***SIGN*** Ninja
**[20:56] ---**
So that's where you are, Natsumi-san!
**[20:58] ---**
I brought your lunch!
**[21:00] ---**
We planned to eat together, remember?
**[21:02] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:06] ---**
How is it, Natsumi-san?
**[21:08] ---**
They were selling these in front
of the school, so I bought one.
**[21:12] ---**
Wheat gluten bento.
**[21:14] ---**
Despite the way it looks,
it's actually pretty good.
**[21:17] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[21:19] ---**
Right?
**[21:20] ---**
This kind of "invasion" isn't bad, is it?
**[21:24] ---**
In the end, because of all the hoopla,
**[21:27] ---**
the Invasion Club was shut down
on its first day.
**[21:30] ---**
However...
**[21:35] ---**
Gero?
**[21:38] ---**
I already invaded there,
so you don't need to clean it.
**[21:42] ---**
Gero...
**[21:43] ---**
After that, Natsumi-chan was a
little nicer to the sergeant.
**[21:48] ---**
I don't know what Saburo-san is thinking.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Right now, Master Fuyuki is a fan of
the occult and loves being inside,
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind Grind
**[23:27] ---**
but did you know that he used to be
an energetic little rascal?
**[23:31] ---**
Maybe he's actually got something
**[23:33] ---**
traumatic in his past...
**[23:36] ---**
That aside...
**[23:37] ---**
Ah! I'm really curious!
**[23:39] ---**
"Keroro: Fun Gardening, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Fuyuki: Shadow Tag from the Past, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E315 - Keroro: Fun Gardening, Sir! / Fuyuki: Shadow Tag from the Past, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5Z7X/keroro-fun-gardening-sir--fuyuki-shadow-tag-from-the-past-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
It's fun to grow plants
through gardening, isn't it?
**[01:39] ---**
What is this creepy flower?
**[01:42] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[01:44] ---**
This...
**[01:46] ---**
It's like a new species from
some unexplored region.
**[01:49] ---**
That's our Master Fuyuki.
You have a discerning eye.
**[01:52] ---**
That is a very precious flower.
**[01:59] ---**
Keroro: Fun Gardening, Sir!
**[02:04] ---**
Hey!
**[02:05] ---**
Don't plant a weird thing like that here!
**[02:07] ---**
No, no, no!
**[02:09] ---**
It's the one dark flower
in the cute flowerbed.
**[02:12] ---**
It accents the other flowers.
**[02:14] ---**
Oh...
**[02:15] ---**
I thought maybe it was a strategy,
**[02:18] ---**
planting it here to hide among
the other flowers.
**[02:21] ---**
Gulp!
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[02:22] ---**
Master Fuyuki is sharp.
**[02:24] ---**
N-Nah...
**[02:26] ---**
I planted it here...
**[02:29] ---**
...so I could share its
precious fruit with everyone.
**[02:31] ---**
I don't want that creepy fruit!
**[02:34] ---**
The moment you eat it,
***SIGN*** Sumptuous Feast
***SIGN*** All-You-Can-Eat
***SIGN*** Rising Economic Fortune
***SIGN*** Being Regular
***SIGN*** Lucky Omen
**[02:36] ---**
all of your abilities suddenly increase
***SIGN*** Instantaneous Consideration
***SIGN*** Bargain Sale
***SIGN*** Flexible
***SIGN*** Over 180000 Battle Strength
***SIGN*** Not bad, not bad at all
**[02:38] ---**
to superhuman levels, apparently.
***SIGN*** Summer Vacation
***SIGN*** Superhuman Level-Up
**[02:41] ---**
Where did you get that?
**[02:44] ---**
It was a free sample
from a traveling alien merchant.
**[02:48] ---**
And she said there's a secret boom right now
**[02:51] ---**
of capable soldiers eating them.
**[02:53] ---**
Try a bit of it, Giroro.
**[02:55] ---**
Why don't *you* eat it?!
**[02:58] ---**
Gero!
**[02:59] ---**
Maybe you'd turn into like a super-Keronian
**[03:04] ---**
and be able to invade Earth
in the blink of an eye.
**[03:07] ---**
S-Sis...
**[03:09] ---**
Don't worry.
**[03:10] ---**
I'm sure he doesn't have
the courage to try it.
**[03:14] ---**
Fine...
**[03:16] ---**
I'm just one soldier...
**[03:18] ---**
You'll be sorry later!
**[03:21] ---**
Like this!
**[03:25] ---**
H-He really did...
**[03:26] ---**
...eat it!
**[03:31] ---**
I-It's filling me up!
**[03:34] ---**
Filling me with something
from the core of my body!
**[03:35] ---**
I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it!
**[03:40] ---**
I'm gonna puke...
**[03:42] ---**
Hey!
***SIGN*** We apologize for the inconvenience.
Please stand by.
**[03:43] ---**
Sorry! We can't show you that.
***SIGN*** That Night
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind Grind
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind Grind
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind Grind
**[04:16] ---**
Taking a bath at this hour?
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind Grind
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind Grind
**[04:30] ---**
Huh? Sarge, you just took a bath, right?
**[04:37] ---**
You must be thirsty, huh, Sarge?
**[04:42] ---**
That was mean, Sarge!
**[04:45] ---**
W-Water! Water! Water!
**[04:49] ---**
There's water in the kitchen, right?
**[04:53] ---**
That smells awful now that the milk's dried.
**[04:56] ---**
I wonder what's up with Sarge tonight.
**[05:02] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?!
**[05:03] ---**
Water!
**[05:06] ---**
Sarge?
**[05:09] ---**
So when I woke up,
**[05:11] ---**
the stupid frog was drinking
the water from my vase!
**[05:15] ---**
Come to think of it, he was acting
weird and crying, "Water, water!"
**[05:19] ---**
Maybe it's because he ate the fruit
from that flower this afternoon.
**[05:22] ---**
Don't tell me...
***SIGN*** Grind Grind Grind Grind
**[05:34] ---**
What a cute flower!
**[05:37] ---**
Yeah, right!
**[05:43] ---**
I can't get it off.
**[05:46] ---**
I'm counting on you.
***SIGN*** Snap
**[05:59] ---**
Even though I was working
three times harder than usual...
**[06:07] ---**
Water, water, water, water, water...
**[06:12] ---**
Water, water, water, water, water...
**[06:14] ---**
Gero!
**[06:15] ---**
Multiple mes!
**[06:18] ---**
M-Maybe it's from eating
the fruit of that flower?
**[06:23] ---**
A-Anyway, I'd better capture
these guys before they escape...
**[06:28] ---**
They escaped.
***SIGN*** Escaped
**[06:29] ---**
No!
***SIGN*** Hey...
**[06:32] ---**
Hey...
**[06:34] ---**
Me...
**[06:36] ---**
Hey, mes...
**[06:38] ---**
Where did you go?
**[06:43] ---**
Gero?
**[06:44] ---**
Th-There...
**[06:46] ---**
Don't move. Stay there. Stay right there.
**[06:52] ---**
Gero!
**[06:53] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
**[06:55] ---**
W-What's wrong?
**[06:57] ---**
It's late...
**[06:58] ---**
Don't give me "What's wrong?" now!
**[06:59] ---**
Gero!
**[07:00] ---**
What's the idea of drinking
the water in my flower vase?
**[07:03] ---**
Are you holding a grudge because of
what happened this afternoon?
**[07:06] ---**
No, it's nothing like that...
**[07:09] ---**
Ge!
**[07:10] ---**
Up there, too!
**[07:12] ---**
Are my duplicates behind all this?
**[07:15] ---**
But if I draw attention to this...
**[07:21] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:23] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
**[07:25] ---**
I think I was half asleep...
**[07:28] ---**
I won't do it again, so please forgive me!
**[07:31] ---**
Sis, why not forgive him?
**[07:33] ---**
It looks like Sarge is sorry about it.
**[07:36] ---**
All right, fine.
**[07:38] ---**
But the next time you do something like that,
**[07:40] ---**
you're on cooking duty for one week!
**[07:42] ---**
R-Roger!
**[07:46] ---**
Well, Sarge, get a good night's sleep.
***SIGN*** Phew...
**[07:55] ---**
Okay...
**[07:56] ---**
Get back to the room...
**[07:57] ---**
It's gone!
**[07:59] ---**
Here, too!
***SIGN*** Hole
**[08:01] ---**
And there's a hole.
**[08:02] ---**
Yikes!
**[08:03] ---**
I'm in deep doo-doo.
***SIGN*** Water
Water
Water
Water
**[08:06] ---**
Water, water, water, water...
**[08:09] ---**
I'm thirsty for some reason.
***SIGN*** Eeeeeyaaa!
**[08:32] ---**
What is it, Sis?!
**[08:33] ---**
Th-Th-The stupid frog is in my bed!
**[08:37] ---**
What are you doing, Sarge?
**[08:38] ---**
You need to sleep...
**[08:41] ---**
H-He's long...
***SIGN*** Long...
**[08:44] ---**
L-Let's pull the futon back...
**[08:46] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:51] ---**
One-two...
***SIGN*** Aaaaaah!
**[09:03] ---**
Ow!
**[09:04] ---**
Gero...
**[09:09] ---**
N-Now he's huge!
**[09:12] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
**[09:14] ---**
H-He's...
**[09:18] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:26] ---**
Hello, hello...
**[09:28] ---**
Hello...
**[09:43] ---**
Crap!
**[09:48] ---**
This is a plant weapon from
the jungle planet of Bevelo.
**[09:52] ---**
It's a major pain that
propagates an unlimited
**[09:54] ---**
number of clone soldiers
of its seedbed host.
**[09:57] ---**
And right now its seedbed is...
**[09:59] ---**
Hello...
***SIGN*** Seedbed
**[10:00] ---**
The seedbed.
**[10:02] ---**
Help me...
**[10:04] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:09] ---**
Gero!
**[10:15] ---**
This is bad! If it creates any more,
it'll be unstoppable!
**[10:18] ---**
Oh, no!
**[10:21] ---**
Gero...
**[10:29] ---**
Space plant anesthetic?!
**[10:38] ---**
Thank you very much for cultivating this.
**[10:42] ---**
The mass-produced soldiers
will drive up profits.
**[10:47] ---**
Some of those profits will be used
to plant trees on battlefields.
**[10:51] ---**
I sincerely hope we can do business again.
**[10:59] ---**
In the end, you were just
used by a sleazy merchant.
**[11:05] ---**
He's actually working hard.
**[11:07] ---**
It looks like Sarge really regrets
what happened.
**[11:11] ---**
I wish he'd always be
this serious about work.
**[11:15] ---**
Yes, Sergeant, you're working so hard.
**[11:17] ---**
It seems like you've changed.
**[11:20] ---**
Uh... Huh?
**[11:32] ---**
The real me is here... Right here...
**[11:36] ---**
I swear, one of them switched with me...
**[11:41] ---**
Have you ever looked for a place
from an old memory?
**[11:45] ---**
I saw a really handsome guy
on the train this morning.
**[11:49] ---**
Really?
**[11:50] ---**
What did he look like?
**[11:58] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[12:00] ---**
Where is this park from your memories?
**[12:02] ---**
Oh, sorry...
**[12:04] ---**
I remember
**[12:06] ---**
there was a small shopping street
at the bottom of this slope,
***SIGN*** Land for Sale
**[12:10] ---**
and the park was nearby...
***SIGN*** Makino Construction
**[12:13] ---**
...but the street's changed so much
**[12:16] ---**
that I have no idea where it is.
**[12:18] ---**
Gero...
**[12:22] ---**
Fuyuki: Shadow Tag from the Past, Sir!
**[12:30] ---**
I want to go home and work on a Gundam model.
**[12:32] ---**
Sorry.
**[12:34] ---**
But hang out with me just a little longer.
**[12:36] ---**
I wanna check up there, too.
**[12:41] ---**
Please, Sarge!
**[12:44] ---**
All right, fine.
**[12:46] ---**
I'll make one more effort
on your behalf, Master Fuyuki.
**[12:51] ---**
Gero!
**[12:53] ---**
Gero!
**[12:56] ---**
Shoot...
**[12:58] ---**
Maybe that park doesn't exist anymore.
**[13:02] ---**
When I was little, I was the unbeatable king
of shadow tag at that park.
**[13:07] ---**
Shadow tag?
**[13:08] ---**
Yeah! Shadow tag!
***SIGN*** Shadow Tag
**[13:11] ---**
Shadow tag is a sophisticated game in which you
have to get a precise reading of the difference
***SIGN*** Sophisticated Game
***SIGN*** Difference in Speed
***SIGN*** Instantaneous Motion
**[13:15] ---**
in speed and instantaneous motion between you
and your opponents, then strategically calculate
***SIGN*** Strategically
***SIGN*** Calculate
***SIGN*** Safety Zone
**[13:19] ---**
the disposition of shadows
at the safety zone.
**[13:22] ---**
I don't get it.
***SIGN*** Grind Grind
**[13:26] ---**
Gero!
**[13:29] ---**
That's shadow tag!
**[13:30] ---**
W-Why am I suddenly in a bad mood?
**[13:35] ---**
There! Gotcha! There!
**[13:38] ---**
What are you doing, Mr. Sergeant?
**[13:41] ---**
I'm stepping on your shadow, Tamama.
**[13:44] ---**
Doing this makes me feel refreshed!
**[13:48] ---**
Even though you are not stepping on me,
**[13:51] ---**
it is putting me in a really
bad mood for some reason!
**[13:54] ---**
It's tag, but instead of touching the person,
you step on their shadow.
**[13:57] ---**
What nonsense!
**[13:58] ---**
Oh, don't be like that.
**[14:00] ---**
Tamari...
**[14:01] ---**
This is my chance.
**[14:04] ---**
Under the cover of stepping on his shadow,
***SIGN*** Embrace
***SIGN*** Love
**[14:06] ---**
I can grab Mr. Sergeant...
***SIGN*** Embrace
**[14:07] ---**
Uncle, I'll participate, too!
**[14:10] ---**
Or, like, early birdies?
**[14:13] ---**
Then let's start playing shadow tag!
**[14:16] ---**
Sorry, but I'm not gonna lose!
**[14:19] ---**
Huh?
**[14:22] ---**
What the heck, Giroro?!
**[14:23] ---**
You're the one who said it was nonsense!
**[14:27] ---**
I don't want *you* stepping on my shadow.
**[14:29] ---**
What does that mean?
**[14:33] ---**
Come on, Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:35] ---**
It's lovey-dovey time!
**[14:37] ---**
Hug-hug, please!
**[14:39] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:40] ---**
Gero?!
**[14:42] ---**
I'm gonna get your shadow, Uncle!
**[14:45] ---**
Or, like, two-side loving?
**[14:47] ---**
Why are you picking on me?!
**[14:49] ---**
That woman!
**[14:51] ---**
Wait for me, Uncle!
**[14:53] ---**
Hey!
**[14:54] ---**
Don't you get a head start on me!
**[14:55] ---**
It doesn't seem like their minds
are on the game...
**[14:55] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:02] ---**
Shadow tag, huh?
**[15:07] ---**
Hey, you guys!
**[15:11] ---**
Shall I make this more fun for you?
**[15:23] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[15:28] ---**
O-Our shadows...
**[15:31] ---**
Or, like, very shocking?
**[15:33] ---**
Right now, the light from this
**[15:35] ---**
has made the position of
your shadows uncertain.
**[15:37] ---**
Until you step on your shadow,
you're not getting it back!
**[15:40] ---**
O-Oh, come on...
**[15:42] ---**
Why did you do that?!
**[15:45] ---**
It's more thrilling and interesting this way!
**[15:48] ---**
A-Anyway, we each have to step
on our own shadow, right?
**[15:52] ---**
Since it's come to this, we'll just
have to take our shadows back!
**[15:55] ---**
Everyone! You can't run well and
watch your shadow at the same time,
**[15:58] ---**
so get a view of the whole area.
**[16:01] ---**
Roger!
**[16:03] ---**
My rivals are a machine and a child actor!
**[16:06] ---**
I am Private Tamama!
**[16:08] ---**
Gotcha!
**[16:10] ---**
Great job, Private Tamama!
**[16:14] ---**
It's back!
**[16:18] ---**
There!
**[16:22] ---**
Huh?
**[16:25] ---**
Or, like, total union?
**[16:27] ---**
Oh, it was Mois-chan's shadow.
**[16:33] ---**
Don't tell me it's anticipating
my movements...
**[16:38] ---**
Interesting!
**[16:40] ---**
Befitting my shadow...
**[16:43] ---**
...but...
**[16:47] ---**
...in the end, I am your master!
**[16:54] ---**
1:100 MG Zeong!
***SIGN*** Zeong
**[17:00] ---**
All right, Ker-right...
**[17:07] ---**
I definitely am your master.
**[17:11] ---**
I'm last...
**[17:13] ---**
But...
**[17:14] ---**
...I'll show them the pride...
**[17:17] ---**
...of the shadow tag king!
**[17:19] ---**
Huh?
**[17:21] ---**
Thank you for the food...
***SIGN*** Crash
**[17:24] ---**
Hey, now...
**[17:25] ---**
Today's curry has 30 kinds of spices in it...
**[17:32] ---**
Ow...
**[17:34] ---**
Are you okay, Master Fuyuki?
**[17:38] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:39] ---**
This is bad.
**[17:41] ---**
Thanks to the impact from our collision,
**[17:43] ---**
the shadowless you may actually disappear.
**[17:48] ---**
I-It can't be!
**[17:49] ---**
Is there anything you can do?
**[17:51] ---**
There is no method to stop it.
**[17:53] ---**
All you can do is step on
your shadow and take it back.
**[17:58] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[18:03] ---**
Wait!
**[18:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[18:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:14] ---**
Gero!
**[18:24] ---**
I saw a really handsome guy
on the train this morning.
**[18:28] ---**
Really?
**[18:29] ---**
What did he look like?
**[18:32] ---**
Where are we?
***SIGN*** Max Headroom 7M
**[18:44] ---**
They're all shadows...
**[18:46] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Over there!
**[18:52] ---**
I-It became a kid!
**[18:59] ---**
Master Fuyuki, let's chase it!
**[19:03] ---**
R-Right!
**[19:11] ---**
Huh? He disappeared.
**[19:14] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Up there!
**[19:18] ---**
Please, wait!
**[19:20] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki!
**[19:42] ---**
That slide...
**[19:47] ---**
That dumb face, as always...
**[19:49] ---**
Master Fuyuki, is this...?
**[19:52] ---**
Yeah. It sure is.
**[19:55] ---**
This is the park from my memories.
**[20:09] ---**
You're becoming translucent!
**[20:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki, it seems there's
no time to indulge in nostalgia!
**[20:17] ---**
You have to take your shadow back
from little Master Fuyuki!
**[20:21] ---**
All right!
**[20:23] ---**
Here I come, shadow tag king!
**[20:47] ---**
Gotcha!
**[20:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:51] ---**
Ow...
**[20:53] ---**
Huh?
**[20:54] ---**
He's gone...
**[21:07] ---**
Thank you.
**[21:09] ---**
You showed me where it was.
**[21:34] ---**
I'm glad you're back to normal,
Master Fuyuki.
**[21:39] ---**
Me, too!
**[21:41] ---**
We expect our shadow to
always tag along behind us,
**[21:44] ---**
but I can't help thinking this one
was truly admirable.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
It'd be fun to trade bodies
with another person...
***SIGN*** Dangerous! Don't Turn
**[23:27] ---**
or so I thought,
**[23:29] ---**
but when I imagine
someone else using my body,
**[23:31] ---**
I'm not into it so much.
**[23:33] ---**
That aside,
**[23:35] ---**
look at me with my hat off.
**[23:36] ---**
Wow.
**[23:38] ---**
"Momoka is the Sergeant, Sir?"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Operation Invaders
From Outer Space, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
Those two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E316 - Momoka is the Sergeant, Sir? / Keroro: Operation Invaders From Outer Space, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PV58/momoka-is-the-sergeant-sir--keroro-operation-invaders-from-outer-space-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
How can you prove that you are you?
**[01:36] ---**
Appearance?
**[01:37] ---**
Or personality?
**[01:39] ---**
It might actually be surprisingly difficult.
**[01:42] ---**
Hello!
**[01:43] ---**
Is Fuyuki-kun here?
**[01:48] ---**
Hello!
**[01:50] ---**
Umm, Fuyuki-kun and I arranged
to do our homework toge—
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[01:57] ---**
I forgot we had this machine!
***SIGN*** In Secret Talks
**[02:00] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[02:01] ---**
Nice plan, sir.
**[02:03] ---**
If you and I change places
using this machine,
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[02:07] ---**
I will be able to use all the allowance
I want at the Nishizawa house, sir!
**[02:11] ---**
Sounds good to me!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[02:14] ---**
By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
sorry Jonte couldn't come...
**[02:15] ---**
Ummm...
**[02:16] ---**
Uh, they aren't listening at all.
**[02:17] ---**
Seriously!
What's wrong with that Jonte?
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
**[02:19] ---**
"Danger: Do not turn"?
**[02:22] ---**
Yes. You mustn't turn it.
**[02:23] ---**
I wonder what this is...
**[02:26] ---**
Ahh, you mustn't turn it!
**[02:32] ---**
Momoka is the Sergeant, Sir?
**[02:41] ---**
Huh? What happened to me?
**[02:45] ---**
I remember... Tama-chan and
Keroro-san being there...
**[02:48] ---**
...and there was a lever that said
"Danger: Do not turn," and...
**[02:52] ---**
...I turned it, right? Without thinking...
**[02:55] ---**
Without... thinking...
**[03:01] ---**
Why?! Why?!
**[03:02] ---**
Why do I look like Keroro-san now?!
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
**[03:06] ---**
Yes.
**[03:07] ---**
That machine exchanges
two people's minds and bodies.
**[03:12] ---**
Previously, Sarge and
Natsumi-chan changed places.
**[03:14] ---**
Do you all remember that?
**[03:18] ---**
I-In fact,
**[03:19] ---**
Keroro-san was saying...
if he changed with Tama-chan,
**[03:22] ---**
he could use all the allowance
he wanted or something...
**[03:26] ---**
Could it be...
**[03:27] ---**
...that Keroro-san and I...
**[03:30] ---**
...because of that machine...
**[03:31] ---**
...have exchanged minds and bodies?!
**[03:34] ---**
What can I do?!
**[03:35] ---**
Right now, he must be saying...
**[03:37] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[03:39] ---**
Now that I've become Lady Momoka,
**[03:41] ---**
I can buy all the Gundam models I want!
**[03:42] ---**
No, no!
**[03:43] ---**
It's even possible for me
to buy a whole factory, sir!
**[03:46] ---**
I can have a home theater!
**[03:48] ---**
And, of course, it'll show the third
*Captain Geroro* movie, created just for me!
**[03:54] ---**
And while I'm at it,
with my excess of military force,
**[03:56] ---**
I'll finish the Pekopon invasion
as well with no problems, sir!
**[03:59] ---**
Gero gero gero gerorincho!
**[04:01] ---**
There's no doubt about it.
**[04:03] ---**
A natural thought.
**[04:05] ---**
I can't hang around here!
**[04:07] ---**
I have to act fast...
**[04:08] ---**
...and get them to turn me back to normal!
**[04:11] ---**
Oh dear, oh dear!
**[04:13] ---**
Where do you think you're going,
skipping off cleaning duty?
**[04:16] ---**
Natsumi-san! We... We're in trouble!
**[04:19] ---**
Keroro-san and I have
each other's minds and bodies!
**[04:22] ---**
You and you did what?
**[04:24] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[04:26] ---**
Aaaahh, nooo, that's not what I meant!
**[04:33] ---**
How did this happen to me...
**[04:36] ---**
Sarge! So this is where you were!
**[04:39] ---**
Geez, I've been looking
everywhere for you, Sarge!
**[04:43] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:44] ---**
That's it!
**[04:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun will definitely help me!
**[04:48] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, the truth is...
**[04:53] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:55] ---**
What are you... suddenly...
**[04:57] ---**
Sarge, let me help you, too!
**[05:00] ---**
Let's get the stupid cleaning finished already
and play some games together!
**[05:04] ---**
G-Games?
**[05:07] ---**
O-Of course I will!
**[05:10] ---**
Excuse me! Momoka-chan!
**[05:11] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[05:13] ---**
Pekopon is mine, sir!
**[05:16] ---**
No, I can't, I can't...
**[05:18] ---**
For now, I have to hurry up
and get my body back...
**[05:21] ---**
U-Um, Fuyuki-kun, the truth is...
**[05:24] ---**
Just a frickin' second!
**[05:27] ---**
You don't have to rush that much, do you?
**[05:29] ---**
But...
**[05:31] ---**
Come on, think about it!
**[05:32] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's got my hand...
well, not really sure if I can call it mine, but...
**[05:36] ---**
Anyway, he's got it gently wrapped
in his hand, you know that?!
**[05:40] ---**
It's not gonna kill anyone to
appreciate that warmth a bit more!
**[05:44] ---**
But...
**[05:46] ---**
I can't dawdle around.
**[05:48] ---**
We can play games later.
**[05:52] ---**
You're pretty good!
**[05:54] ---**
You're good at this, Master Fuyuki-kun.
**[05:57] ---**
New high score!
**[05:58] ---**
You're amazing, Sarge!
**[06:01] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:03] ---**
This really makes me kind of happy!
**[06:05] ---**
But... I ended up playing games.
**[06:08] ---**
And... now isn't the time to be
giving in to this temptation!
**[06:13] ---**
Why don't we just make the whole Nishizawa
residence into a Gundam model factory!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[06:18] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[06:20] ---**
And it could still be worse...
**[06:23] ---**
While I have this opportunity,
**[06:25] ---**
I'll cover the whole of Pekopon
in Gundam factories, sir!
**[06:29] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[06:31] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[06:33] ---**
He might be letting himself
go wild right now.
**[06:37] ---**
He would. Probably.
**[06:39] ---**
Anyway... I have to hurry and...
do something!
**[06:42] ---**
Before it's too late!
**[06:45] ---**
Sarge, what are you spacing out for?
**[06:48] ---**
Remember? You do the move like this.
**[06:52] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:54] ---**
He's always gentle towards me, but...
**[06:57] ---**
...today it feels like he's
many times gentler still!
**[07:00] ---**
But that's...
**[07:02] ---**
...because he thinks I'm Keroro-san, right?
**[07:06] ---**
Fuyuki-kun and Keroro-san
must be really close.
**[07:10] ---**
I might be a little jealous of Keroro-san.
**[07:15] ---**
It's already this late...
**[07:18] ---**
I spent all this time with
Fuyuki-kun as Keroro-san.
**[07:23] ---**
But... this time, I...
**[07:25] ---**
This time, I really have to get going!
**[07:28] ---**
Umm!
**[07:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[07:32] ---**
Sarge! Let's see who can eat the most!
**[07:37] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[07:38] ---**
He can't possibly mean...
**[07:39] ---**
Oh, yeah, here it is!
**[07:41] ---**
A... A first kiss, right now?!
**[07:46] ---**
Wait wait wait...
**[07:48] ---**
I'm not ready for this!!
**[07:51] ---**
Sarge?!
**[07:52] ---**
Don't frickin' run!!
**[07:53] ---**
But!
**[07:55] ---**
What's wrong with you, Sarge?
**[07:56] ---**
Your face is really red.
**[07:58] ---**
U-Um, I...
**[08:00] ---**
You're weird!
**[08:02] ---**
Hey, but, you know what?
**[08:04] ---**
We should have a bath before dinner!
**[08:08] ---**
A BATH?!
**[08:09] ---**
W-With you, Fuyuki-kun?
**[08:12] ---**
Mochicourse!
**[08:16] ---**
A... A bath...
**[08:18] ---**
With Fuyuki-kun...
**[08:19] ---**
What are you gonna do?!
**[08:21] ---**
I mean... a first kiss is one thing, but...
**[08:24] ---**
Th-This is probably the time to quit...
**[08:26] ---**
Yes...
**[08:27] ---**
Okay! Let's go!
**[08:28] ---**
To get back our body!
**[08:31] ---**
B-But...
**[08:33] ---**
This... doesn't happen often,
so maybe I should just...
**[08:36] ---**
I knew it! You want in, don't you?!
**[08:38] ---**
At the same time, in the sergeant's room.
**[08:42] ---**
Gero...
**[08:43] ---**
When did I fall asleep, sir?
**[08:46] ---**
Oh, well.
**[08:47] ---**
I think I'll have a bath and freshen up, sir.
**[08:51] ---**
Which shall I choose today...
***SIGN*** Oranges
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[09:01] ---**
Okay, Sarge, you go in first.
**[09:04] ---**
I have something I want to get.
**[09:06] ---**
Waterproof camera.
**[09:10] ---**
What should I do?
**[09:11] ---**
What should I do?
**[09:12] ---**
What should I do?
**[09:16] ---**
Ahh... It came off...
**[09:18] ---**
There.
**[09:19] ---**
Ahh... what should I do...?
**[09:23] ---**
H-Huh?
**[09:25] ---**
My arms don't reach...
**[09:33] ---**
Shampoo in my eyes!
**[09:36] ---**
Huh?
**[09:37] ---**
It came off...
**[09:41] ---**
*This* is what it looks like
under Keroro-san's cap?
**[09:45] ---**
And Tama-chan, too?!
**[09:48] ---**
What does it look like?
**[09:49] ---**
Show me, show me!
**[09:51] ---**
Never mind that...
**[09:52] ---**
Ahh... What should I do...
**[09:59] ---**
This is such a problem...
**[10:03] ---**
M-My legs!
**[10:05] ---**
They don't reach the bottom!
**[10:16] ---**
M-My foot! I can't get it out!
**[10:19] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:20] ---**
How's the water?
**[10:22] ---**
Sorry I took so long!
**[10:24] ---**
H-He's here!
**[10:26] ---**
H-Huh?
**[10:28] ---**
Ah... Nishizawa-san!
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, it's just Nishizawa-san...
**[10:34] ---**
Wait, Nishizawa-san is me.
**[10:36] ---**
Don't tell me... that's...
**[10:44] ---**
Th-There he is!
**[10:46] ---**
G-Gero?!
**[10:48] ---**
Wh-Why am I...
**[10:50] ---**
I'm in front of myself!
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do Not Turn
**[10:53] ---**
Gero!!
**[10:55] ---**
I... I got switched with Lady Momoka, sir?!
**[10:59] ---**
Yes!
**[11:00] ---**
P-Please give me my body back right now!
**[11:04] ---**
Th-Then... the one inside Momocchi
is Mr. Sergeant, and...
**[11:08] ---**
...the one inside Mr. Sergeant
was Momocchi?!
**[11:11] ---**
W-Wait... the one inside
Fuyuki-kun... are you...
**[11:15] ---**
Tama-chan...?
**[11:22] ---**
Meanwhile, in the sergeant's room...
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[11:28] ---**
What is this?!
**[11:29] ---**
Someone help me!
**[11:33] ---**
It really might be quite hard
to prove that you are yourself.
***SIGN*** Todoroki
**[11:44] ---**
Earth is under attack!
**[11:45] ---**
By invaders from outer space!
**[11:48] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:49] ---**
Have you seen the stupid frog?
**[11:51] ---**
Huh...? No, I haven't seen him.
**[11:54] ---**
Ugh. Where's he gone now,
bunking off his dinner duty?
**[12:00] ---**
Huh?! What?!
**[12:01] ---**
A flying saucer?
**[12:04] ---**
What's going on?!
**[12:08] ---**
Kupippu!
**[12:13] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[12:14] ---**
Sarge? Why do you look like that?
**[12:20] ---**
Huh?
**[12:27] ---**
Keroro: Operation Invaders
From Outer Space, Sir!
**[12:32] ---**
The tale begins a short while before...
**[12:36] ---**
Actually, I did vaguely have
the feeling this was true,
**[12:39] ---**
but there are signs that Hinata Natsumi
thinks of us as mere family—
**[12:42] ---**
no, mere friends.
**[12:44] ---**
No, mere freeloaders!
**[12:45] ---**
No, mere pets!
**[12:49] ---**
As p-pets?!
**[12:50] ---**
And so!
**[12:52] ---**
We must once again make Hinata Natsumi aware
that we are fearsome space invaders!
***SIGN*** SF Movie Trailer Collection
Invaders From Outer Space Chapter
***SIGN*** SF Movie Trailer Collection Invaders From Outer Space Chapter
**[13:00] ---**
"SF Movie Trailer Collection:
Invaders From Outer Space Chapter."
**[13:04] ---**
On VHS, incidentally.
**[13:06] ---**
What kind of beings are the "invaders
from outer space" that Pekoponians fear?
**[13:10] ---**
Everything about them is
contained within this video!
***SIGN*** Fear
**[13:14] ---**
Fear!
**[13:15] ---**
Oh, my god!
***SIGN*** Creeping Shadows?!
**[13:17] ---**
Creeping shadows!
**[13:19] ---**
Professor! Guns aren't working!
***SIGN*** Invaders From Outer Space
**[13:22] ---**
Invaders From Outer Space!
***SIGN*** Invaders From Outer Space
**[13:28] ---**
Invaders From Outer Space!
**[13:30] ---**
Invaders From Outer Space!
**[13:32] ---**
O-Okay, we get it...
**[13:34] ---**
So, we will use this as reference,
**[13:36] ---**
and become invaders that will beat Hinata Natsumi
down into the very bottom of the pit of terror!
**[13:40] ---**
Wow.
**[13:42] ---**
The cheap look is what gives it charm.
**[13:45] ---**
Fear! *Invaders From Outer Space, Part 1!*
**[13:48] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[13:52] ---**
So, as you can see, invaders from
outer space do not speak Pekoponese!
**[13:57] ---**
So they cannot easily
communicate with Pekoponians.
**[14:02] ---**
Or, like, advice ignored?
**[14:04] ---**
Therefore, communicating in Pekoponese with
Lady Natsumi and friends is forbidden!
**[14:10] ---**
Talk in alien-ish speech like that.
**[14:14] ---**
No way I'm going to play along
with that ridiculous nonsense.
**[14:17] ---**
Well, Red Dumpling-kun, being a pet
suits you, so you are excused.
**[14:21] ---**
What?!
**[14:22] ---**
It seems like Lady Natsumi has you
completely domesticated, after all, sir.
**[14:27] ---**
A dog can't turn against its master.
***SIGN*** I'm not a pet! So there!!
**[14:31] ---**
I'll show you!
**[14:32] ---**
I'll show you, you see if I don't!
**[14:34] ---**
Mm. Good!
**[14:36] ---**
All right, Lady Mois, please continue.
**[14:38] ---**
Yes!
**[14:39] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[14:42] ---**
Fear! *Invaders From Outer Space, Part 2.*
**[14:46] ---**
Invaders take bug-like forms.
**[14:49] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[14:51] ---**
And *Part 3!*
**[14:53] ---**
They can't breathe on Pekopon,
so they need helmets.
**[14:57] ---**
Or, like, breathing device?
**[14:59] ---**
And so they ended up with...
**[15:03] ---**
Taking a backseat this time.
**[15:07] ---**
You're just trying to slack
off again, aren't you?
**[15:11] ---**
Don't think you can trick me.
**[15:14] ---**
Get dinner ready right—
**[15:24] ---**
G-Giro...ro...?
**[15:27] ---**
Corporal...
**[15:29] ---**
What's gotten into you?
You especially, Giroro...
**[15:38] ---**
You're up to no good again, aren't you?
**[15:44] ---**
Sarge...
**[15:48] ---**
Look... what is all this?
**[15:51] ---**
What do you mean?
**[15:53] ---**
Can't you tell by looking?!
**[15:59] ---**
Seriously. This is nuts.
**[16:02] ---**
What is wrong with you all?
**[16:04] ---**
Seriously?
**[16:05] ---**
You really can't tell what we are?
**[16:11] ---**
Absolutely nonsensical.
**[16:13] ---**
G-Gero?!
**[16:15] ---**
There's no way you can't know
after seeing how we look!
**[16:18] ---**
K-Keroro...!
**[16:19] ---**
Was I an idiot for believing what you said?!
**[16:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
is this operation not a failure?
**[16:27] ---**
It can't be, sir!
**[16:31] ---**
Okay, I've gotten pretty fed up with this.
**[16:33] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki.
**[16:35] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:38] ---**
Not so fast, ma'am!
**[16:46] ---**
The sofa's gone!
**[16:47] ---**
Horrifying!
**[16:54] ---**
Also doing the sound effects.
**[16:59] ---**
Sarge! What's happened to you?!
**[17:01] ---**
W-Wait... Don't come any closer!
**[17:05] ---**
What in heavens is going on?
**[17:07] ---**
Dororo!
**[17:08] ---**
I'm not quite sure,
but the stupid frogs have...
**[17:11] ---**
My honorable leader!
And the rest of the platoon!
**[17:14] ---**
Whatever could have caused you
to take those forms?
**[17:19] ---**
Wait! Commander!
**[17:22] ---**
Th-They'll get rid of anyone
in their way... without mercy!
**[17:25] ---**
Horrifying!
**[17:27] ---**
They're... actually like...
**[17:28] ---**
...invaders from outer space!
***SIGN*** Invaders From Outer Space
**[17:31] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:32] ---**
This ppu is it ppu!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[17:34] ---**
Those areppi the words I was waiting for!
**[17:36] ---**
We are... invaders from outer space po...
**[17:39] ---**
What we've been doing...
hasn't been wrong, popi...
**[17:42] ---**
This is greppapa depu!
**[17:44] ---**
They're whispering something!
**[17:46] ---**
Horrifying...
**[17:47] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[17:49] ---**
Now then!
**[17:50] ---**
This is where invaders from outer
space are at their best, sir!
**[17:56] ---**
Ahh! It's a flying saucer!
**[17:57] ---**
What now?!
**[18:04] ---**
Invaders from outer space abduct Earthlings!
**[18:08] ---**
No way!
**[18:17] ---**
You gotta go analog for tokusatsu stuff.
**[18:21] ---**
Sarge...!
**[18:22] ---**
Cut it out already!
**[18:25] ---**
Yeah, I'm also the stage props guy.
**[18:29] ---**
Hair clippers?!
**[18:30] ---**
Ahh! I've seen those before!
**[18:33] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[18:34] ---**
A movie with invaders from space who shave all
the hair off a human's head before eating them!
**[18:39] ---**
Which means...!
**[18:40] ---**
They're going to
shave us bald and then eat us!
**[18:43] ---**
Horrifying!
**[18:44] ---**
I don't wanna be bald!
**[18:46] ---**
You're just fooling around, right, Sarge?!
**[18:48] ---**
Please, stop this already!
**[18:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[18:52] ---**
Unfortunately... thanks to you...
**[18:54] ---**
...we are in absolutely serious mode right now!
**[18:57] ---**
As invaders from outer space,
**[18:59] ---**
we can't back down now, sir!
**[19:00] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:02] ---**
Please, please stop!
**[19:04] ---**
Forgive me, Natsumi...
**[19:06] ---**
I... I have to prove that...
I'm not your pet!
**[19:11] ---**
Aren't you embarrassed?!
**[19:13] ---**
To be doing something so... mega-stupid!
**[19:18] ---**
M-Mega-stupid...
**[19:20] ---**
Gero? Crap!
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[19:32] ---**
Wh-What?
**[19:33] ---**
I think your words got through to them!
**[19:41] ---**
They didn't get through at all!
**[19:42] ---**
Horrifying!
**[19:44] ---**
I don't wanna be baaaald!
**[19:45] ---**
Sarge, please stop...
***SIGN*** Prick
**[19:53] ---**
W-Wh— What?! Buzzing!
**[19:58] ---**
Gero!!
**[19:59] ---**
Mosquito! Mosquito!
**[20:00] ---**
An out-of-season mosquito is in my helmet!
**[20:03] ---**
Mine, too!
**[20:04] ---**
M-Me, too!
**[20:06] ---**
We've got no choice! Operation is on hold!
**[20:08] ---**
Take the helmets off... Off...
**[20:11] ---**
H-Huh? They don't come off...
**[20:14] ---**
Neither does mine!
**[20:15] ---**
M-Mine, neither!
**[20:17] ---**
It bit me again, sir!!
**[20:19] ---**
And me!
**[20:21] ---**
M-Me, too!
**[20:23] ---**
Well, yeah, I never aired out those outfits.
**[20:29] ---**
Ah. Mosquito coil.
**[20:34] ---**
I... I got bit...
**[20:37] ---**
Th-That is legitimately scary, Sarge...
**[20:40] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
**[20:42] ---**
Rubby-rubby for Uncle!
**[20:45] ---**
Gero...
**[20:45] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
**[20:46] ---**
Oh, yeah, Sarge?
**[20:47] ---**
Rubby-rubby for Uncle!
**[20:48] ---**
You only saw the trailer
for the movie, right?
**[20:49] ---**
Itchy itchy, fly fly away!
**[20:50] ---**
Uh, I thought that'd be faster...
**[20:52] ---**
You can't do that... You should
always watch until the end.
**[20:56] ---**
Invaders from outer space
**[20:57] ---**
get taken down by Earth's microorganisms,
**[21:00] ---**
or they're weak to fire,
**[21:02] ---**
or they dissolve in water.
**[21:05] ---**
There are lots of other methods,
**[21:07] ---**
but they always get repelled, you know?
**[21:09] ---**
H-Horrifying!
**[21:11] ---**
Oh?
**[21:12] ---**
That just gave me an idea.
**[21:14] ---**
Erk!
**[21:15] ---**
So, Mr. Invader from Outer Space...
**[21:17] ---**
How would you like to be repelled?
**[21:23] ---**
Horrifying.
**[21:24] ---**
Yes.
**[21:25] ---**
No invader from outer space has ever
succeeded in their quest of conquering Earth.
**[21:32] ---**
Meanwhile, somewhere far away from Earth...
**[21:36] ---**
This is the space graveyard, where all
kinds of space garbage get transported.
**[21:40] ---**
Ah... the Hinata family
furniture is here, too.
**[21:43] ---**
You are so mean, Keroro-kun...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
This is kind of sudden,
but aren't upper closets suspicious?
**[23:26] ---**
That tiny storage space near the ceiling.
***SIGN*** Scary
**[23:29] ---**
It's almost never opened,
**[23:31] ---**
and that mysterious space is
sometimes connected to the attic.
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
If you have one... try opening it.
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Giroro: Warrior in the
Upper Closet, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E317 - Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir! / Giroro: Warrior in the Upper Closet, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7PD8/keroro-the-search-for-viper-sir--giroro-warrior-in-the-upper-closet-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Everyone has their natural enemies.
**[01:34] ---**
Of course,
**[01:35] ---**
that includes Sergeant Keroro.
**[01:37] ---**
Yahoo!
**[01:39] ---**
I finally got it!
**[01:41] ---**
HG Zakrello!
**[01:46] ---**
Gero!!
**[01:49] ---**
Zakrello... Zakrello...
**[01:51] ---**
Zakrello...
**[01:52] ---**
Hey!
**[01:53] ---**
Gero?
**[01:54] ---**
Master Saburo?
**[01:56] ---**
Was the Gundam model you just dropped...
**[01:58] ---**
...this MG Zakrello?
**[02:00] ---**
This HG Zakrello?
**[02:02] ---**
Or... this PG Zakrello?
**[02:06] ---**
Of course, the PG Zakrello!!
**[02:08] ---**
...is what I'd love to say,
**[02:12] ---**
but it was that HG Zakrello, sir.
**[02:14] ---**
Oh? You're an honest one.
**[02:16] ---**
In that case...
**[02:17] ---**
...you can have them all!
**[02:19] ---**
S-Seriously?!
**[02:21] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:25] ---**
Gero...
**[02:27] ---**
Foolish Keronian!
**[02:30] ---**
Rip.
**[02:31] ---**
Natural enemy of Keronians,
Viper parenthesis "master of disguise"!
***SIGN*** Viper
***SIGN*** Viper (Master of Disguise)
**[02:35] ---**
You fools are fated to be
hunted by us Vipers!
**[02:42] ---**
Darn you, Viper!
**[02:44] ---**
Hold it, sir!
**[02:48] ---**
Gero?
**[02:50] ---**
Gero!
**[02:51] ---**
Viper went to the Hinata house...
**[02:54] ---**
Is this going where I think it is?
**[02:59] ---**
Keroro: The Search for Viper, Sir!
**[03:11] ---**
Huh?
**[03:12] ---**
Gero?
**[03:12] ---**
Sarge! I didn't know you were back.
**[03:14] ---**
I also came to play!
**[03:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki, Lady Momoka,
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[03:20] ---**
Stupid frog, did you do
the shopping like I asked you?
**[03:23] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[03:25] ---**
I slept for far too long.
**[03:28] ---**
Oh?
**[03:29] ---**
Why is everyone just gathered here?
**[03:31] ---**
Welcome back, Uncle!
**[03:33] ---**
Or, like, lead-in statements?
**[03:35] ---**
Gero?
**[03:36] ---**
Unusually, almost everyone in the
Hinata house is gathered here!
**[03:40] ---**
What seems to be the matter,
my honorable leader?
**[03:42] ---**
One of you must be the diguised Viper
parenthesis "master of disguise"!
**[03:50] ---**
Is one of us really a Viper in disguise?
**[03:54] ---**
This is kind of interesting!
**[03:56] ---**
This isn't the time to be enjoying it, Mom.
**[04:01] ---**
Which one of them is the Viper in disguise?
**[04:05] ---**
How can I see through it?
**[04:07] ---**
Uncle...
***SIGN*** Scared
**[04:08] ---**
I'm so scared...
**[04:10] ---**
Or, like, nervous breakdown?
**[04:14] ---**
Don't you dare snuggle up
to my Mr. Sergeant, woman!
**[04:18] ---**
I know it! This woman is Viper!
**[04:21] ---**
No, I'm not, Tamama-san! Please believe me!
**[04:24] ---**
No way I will, you idiot!
**[04:25] ---**
Gimme some proof!
**[04:27] ---**
Honestly.
**[04:28] ---**
The Angol Tribe's Ultimate
Esoteric Technique!
**[04:32] ---**
Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[04:34] ---**
Lady Mois! Stop!
**[04:41] ---**
Can Viper do this?
**[04:44] ---**
Or, like, selfhood proven?
**[04:46] ---**
Gero.
**[04:47] ---**
You're right... That's not
something Viper could do, ma'am.
**[04:51] ---**
Still, even if you're free
from suspicion now, Lady Mois,
**[04:55] ---**
how can we possibly find Viper within
the ones who are left, sir?
**[05:01] ---**
Oh, right!
**[05:12] ---**
Gero ge.
**[05:13] ---**
Excuse me! What are you doing, stupid frog?!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm sorry, Natsumi-san.
**[05:17] ---**
But Uncle says this is the
only way to find Viper.
**[05:21] ---**
I will have you, one by one,
**[05:24] ---**
look close-up at the item Viper fears most.
**[05:28] ---**
And then, without fail, the Viper in disguise
**[05:30] ---**
will get scared and reveal himself, sir!
**[05:33] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[05:34] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[05:36] ---**
When you put this on,
**[05:37] ---**
you will be able to see the thing
inside that Viper hates.
**[05:42] ---**
But if you are not in disguise,
**[05:44] ---**
and are yourselves,
there is no danger whatsoever.
**[05:47] ---**
Or, like, harmless device?
**[05:50] ---**
All right, then, everyone, are you ready?
**[05:54] ---**
First, Mom-san. Excuse me a moment...
**[05:58] ---**
Can you see it?
**[06:04] ---**
Oh!
**[06:06] ---**
This is the item that Viper fears?
**[06:09] ---**
Uncle?
**[06:11] ---**
Safe, sir.
**[06:13] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[06:15] ---**
Mom...
**[06:15] ---**
Was it okay?
**[06:17] ---**
Yes. Totally fine!
**[06:20] ---**
Next, Fuyuki-san.
**[06:23] ---**
Oh, so that's what it was!
**[06:25] ---**
Safe!
**[06:26] ---**
Excuse me...
**[06:28] ---**
Eurgh!
**[06:31] ---**
Pff. Is that all it was?
**[06:33] ---**
Safe!
**[06:35] ---**
Next, Tamama-san.
**[06:37] ---**
Whaaa?! Oh, that?
**[06:40] ---**
Giroro-san!
**[06:42] ---**
Viper finds *this* scary?
**[06:44] ---**
Both of you... are safe!
**[06:46] ---**
Next is Natsumi-san.
**[06:48] ---**
Okay...
**[06:49] ---**
Can you see it?
**[06:51] ---**
Huh? Uhh...
***SIGN*** Kiiiyaaaaaaaaaaa
**[07:00] ---**
AND OOOOUT!!!
**[07:02] ---**
You've finally shown yourself,
accursed Viper!!
**[07:05] ---**
Sarge... Sis has always hated
slugs in the first place...
**[07:09] ---**
Gero?
**[07:09] ---**
Yes! You forgot about that?!
**[07:11] ---**
Or, like, mollusk creature?
**[07:14] ---**
Yes.
**[07:15] ---**
Viper really hates slugs.
**[07:18] ---**
Kero-chan... If the Natsumi that's
over there really is Viper,
**[07:22] ---**
the real Natsumi should be
somewhere else, don't you think?
**[07:25] ---**
I see...
**[07:34] ---**
If Lady Natsumi was attacked by Viper
while she was alone in her room,
**[07:39] ---**
the real Natsumi-san should be
being kept somewhere in this room.
**[07:50] ---**
Th-There!
**[07:57] ---**
Tch.
**[08:01] ---**
I see. So that's what's up.
**[08:04] ---**
Too bad, though.
**[08:06] ---**
That Natsumi's not Viper.
**[08:08] ---**
Gero?
**[08:09] ---**
I know because the whole of today,
**[08:11] ---**
I've been hiding in the
upper closet of Natsumi's room,
**[08:13] ---**
secretly filming her.
**[08:15] ---**
Excuse me!
**[08:16] ---**
What were you doing hiding in the
upper closet of my room?!
**[08:19] ---**
But what about you, Kululu?
Are you the real one?
**[08:21] ---**
You could be Viper in disguise...
**[08:23] ---**
You wanna check me out...?
**[08:25] ---**
Every little nook and cranny, hmmm?
**[08:28] ---**
I... I'll pass...
**[08:30] ---**
I can check him, if you want.
**[08:33] ---**
No, no!
**[08:35] ---**
We would have to unbind you for that!
**[08:38] ---**
Oh... But I'm real, you know?
**[08:38] ---**
No, no!
**[08:40] ---**
In that case,
**[08:41] ---**
prove it by
**[08:43] ---**
telling me what's coming up in *Shonen Alpha*'s
popular serialization *Captain Geroro,* ma'am!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[08:49] ---**
All right, fine...
**[08:51] ---**
This is still secret, but...
***SIGN*** Chapter 317
Arrivederci!
To the Universe of Love
Captain Geroro
by Yoshizaki
At last, the final chapter!
**[08:54] ---**
Actually, *Captain Geroro* will
have its final chapter soon,
**[08:58] ---**
and after that, a home comedy,
also by Mr. Yoshizaki,
***SIGN*** Kikurage-san (Wood Ear-san)
**[09:01] ---**
*New Sensation: Kikurage-san,*
is going to start.
***SIGN*** New Sensation
**[09:06] ---**
Th-That's some surprising new info.
**[09:09] ---**
You really have to keep it secret, okay?
**[09:10] ---**
But Mom, you're the only one who knows that,
**[09:14] ---**
so there's no way to check if
it's true or not, is there?
**[09:17] ---**
Proving who you are by a method
that's clear to anyone
**[09:22] ---**
might actually be quite
a difficult thing to do.
**[09:25] ---**
Gahhh!
**[09:27] ---**
This isn't getting anywhere!
**[09:29] ---**
The only thing I'm sure about
is that *one* of you is Viper!
**[09:32] ---**
I have no choice...
**[09:37] ---**
Whether you're real or not,
**[09:39] ---**
I'll send all of you to hell,
foolish Keronians and all!
**[09:44] ---**
You idiot, stop that!
Have you lost your mind?!
**[09:47] ---**
Uncle, please calm down!
**[09:49] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:01] ---**
Desist at once.
**[10:03] ---**
So you... Are you the faker?!
**[10:08] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art:
***SIGN*** Inner-Soul Illumination Beam
**[10:09] ---**
Inner-Soul Illumination Beam!
***SIGN*** Slugs
**[10:16] ---**
Slugs!
**[10:25] ---**
They found me out!
**[10:28] ---**
Viper!
**[10:29] ---**
H... How did you know?!
**[10:32] ---**
Commander-dono had his eyes turned away
from the slug the whole time.
**[10:36] ---**
He left it all to Mois-dono,
and never once looked at it himself!
**[10:40] ---**
He never once attempted to touch it himself!
**[10:43] ---**
Tch!
**[10:44] ---**
You have good eyes... But!!
**[10:50] ---**
I'll send you all to hell next time!
**[10:55] ---**
Or, like, disguise master?
**[10:57] ---**
Or, like, where's the real sergeant?
**[11:00] ---**
Ah. Still up there.
**[11:03] ---**
Is this going where I think it is?
**[11:05] ---**
Viper parenthesis "master of disguise"
**[11:09] ---**
is going to disguise himself
as one of the Hinata family?
**[11:11] ---**
Okay...
**[11:13] ---**
Good morning!
**[11:14] ---**
Come out, Viper!
**[11:16] ---**
I know you are hiding here somewhere, sir!
**[11:20] ---**
He came again.
**[11:22] ---**
I won't fall for the
same trick twice, you know!
**[11:25] ---**
Prepare yourself, Viper!
**[11:34] ---**
Why is this happening to me?!
**[11:37] ---**
Nooo!
**[11:37] ---**
Natural enemies are scary, aren't they?
**[11:41] ---**
Entrances to another world
are always things close by.
**[11:45] ---**
You simply don't usually notice them.
**[11:47] ---**
But once you do...
**[11:54] ---**
What is... this?
**[12:25] ---**
Wh-Where am I?
**[12:30] ---**
Giroro: Warrior in the Upper Closet, Sir!
**[12:36] ---**
Ohhhh, ooooops-a-crapsie...
**[12:39] ---**
Can't believe I left the hyperspace gate
connected to the upper closet lying out here.
**[12:48] ---**
The upper closet.
**[12:49] ---**
It refers to the storage space provided
at the top of closets and cupboards.
**[12:56] ---**
Looks like I'm in an upper closet...
**[13:00] ---**
So that door was the entrance
to a hyperspace gate?
**[13:04] ---**
In which case... where is this upper closet?
**[13:07] ---**
Somewhere in the secret base?
**[13:11] ---**
Ahh, I'm so tired!
**[13:13] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[13:15] ---**
Midterms tomorrow...
**[13:20] ---**
I'm gonna have to study...
**[13:27] ---**
I thought I just heard something.
**[13:31] ---**
Just my imagination?
**[13:34] ---**
Th-Th-Th-This is the upper
closet in Natsumi's room.
**[13:38] ---**
Not good.
**[13:39] ---**
I have to get out of here right now.
**[13:40] ---**
Gone?!
**[13:42] ---**
Which means,
**[13:43] ---**
in order to get out of here,
**[13:45] ---**
I'm going to have to pass
through Natsumi's room?
**[13:48] ---**
Anyway!
**[13:49] ---**
First things first, get changed!
**[13:58] ---**
I... I can't come out...
**[14:00] ---**
Darn it!
**[14:01] ---**
This is Kululu's doing, no doubt.
**[14:03] ---**
He must be constantly in here,
watching Natsumi's room.
**[14:08] ---**
The zipper's stuck!
**[14:11] ---**
Ugh, stupid thing!
**[14:16] ---**
Darn it...
**[14:17] ---**
If I get caught now, she'll think
I'm no different from Kululu.
**[14:21] ---**
She must not realize that I'm
in here under any circumstances!
**[14:26] ---**
Natsumi... please...
**[14:28] ---**
Hurry up and... leave your room!
**[14:33] ---**
Whoa! It's already this late?!
**[14:35] ---**
*623 Radio* is about to start!
**[14:38] ---**
What?!
**[14:39] ---**
And here we are again! 623 here on *623 Radio!*
**[14:43] ---**
Been keeping well, everyone?
**[14:45] ---**
Yes!
**[14:46] ---**
We'll start, as usual,
with a handful of poems.
**[14:50] ---**
"Until I met you,
**[14:51] ---**
I was constantly in darkness.
**[14:54] ---**
I could do nothing,
**[14:55] ---**
but lie motionless with bated breath.
**[14:58] ---**
But you gave me light.
**[15:01] ---**
Yes,
**[15:02] ---**
your smile was almost blinding."
**[15:05] ---**
That's kind of charming...
**[15:07] ---**
All my listeners,
**[15:09] ---**
even if you are in darkness
right now, don't worry.
**[15:13] ---**
Someone will surely find you.
**[15:15] ---**
Not if I can help it!
**[15:17] ---**
No...
**[15:18] ---**
Wait...
**[15:20] ---**
While Natsumi is distracted by the radio,
**[15:23] ---**
she won't pick up on the fact
that I'm in here, either.
**[15:27] ---**
I should take this chance to at least secure
myself a more comfortable position.
**[15:31] ---**
So!
**[15:32] ---**
Now our postcards.
**[15:34] ---**
A poem from Giropon-san from Inner-Tokyo.
**[15:37] ---**
Huh? Giroro?
**[15:38] ---**
What?!
**[15:40] ---**
No! I sent nothing!
**[15:42] ---**
I never sent anything!
**[15:45] ---**
This is that Keroro.
**[15:47] ---**
He wanted that *623 Radio*
Special File Folder.
**[15:49] ---**
And he...used my name to...!
***SIGN*** Forgery
**[15:52] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[15:54] ---**
"I always abide by a
big-ships big-guns policy.
**[15:57] ---**
I'm locked on to you!
**[15:59] ---**
I may have a short range,
**[16:01] ---**
but I won't be beaten in any
amount of explosives.
**[16:03] ---**
Tonight, I'll scorch your heart to blazes."
**[16:06] ---**
What.
**[16:07] ---**
What is Giroro saying?
**[16:10] ---**
No!
**[16:11] ---**
It's not me!
**[16:13] ---**
It's not me, Natsumi!
**[16:28] ---**
Dear me... This is still last month's!
**[16:31] ---**
Natsumi!
**[16:32] ---**
Coming!
**[16:34] ---**
Oh, no!
**[16:35] ---**
Aki is calling her downstairs.
**[16:36] ---**
While Natsumi is out of the room...
**[16:39] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[16:41] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[16:43] ---**
I'm all ready for the sleepover!
**[16:46] ---**
Let's do our best and study all night!
**[16:49] ---**
I don't know if it'll be *all* night...
**[16:52] ---**
Ah, we can get pizza for dinner
**[16:54] ---**
and eat it up here while
we study! Sound good?
**[16:56] ---**
Yes!
**[16:58] ---**
By the way, what's pizza?
**[17:02] ---**
Koyuki's in the room...
**[17:03] ---**
I'm in for a long one.
**[17:06] ---**
However...
**[17:07] ---**
I always come prepared.
**[17:09] ---**
The Type-G and Keron Water I always
carry with me should come in useful.
**[17:14] ---**
I should eat them slowly now,
**[17:16] ---**
and store up my energy.
***SIGN*** Crunch
**[17:21] ---**
Koyuki-chan! Where are you touching me?
**[17:27] ---**
This part of you is surprisingly soft,
isn't it, Natsumi-san?
**[17:32] ---**
Oh, that feels good...
**[17:36] ---**
What are those two up to?!
**[17:42] ---**
The situation has gotten
more and more severe.
**[17:46] ---**
I have to take some kind of action quickly.
**[17:48] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[17:50] ---**
Keroro!
**[17:51] ---**
Do you know where Giroro has gone, ma'am?
**[17:53] ---**
Huh? No, I don't.
**[17:55] ---**
He is not even in his tent.
**[17:58] ---**
Tamama's with him, too?!
**[18:00] ---**
If I could... let them know I'm in here,
somehow, and ask for help...
**[18:04] ---**
No... no good.
**[18:05] ---**
If they find out I'm in here,
**[18:08] ---**
they'll definitely harass me somehow.
**[18:09] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero.
**[18:13] ---**
Okay, you two.
**[18:15] ---**
We're studying for our tests,
so don't interfere, okay?
**[18:18] ---**
Gero?
**[18:19] ---**
Studying for tests?
**[18:20] ---**
That's it!
**[18:21] ---**
That Keroro will think of some ridiculous
invasion plan like he usually does,
**[18:26] ---**
make Natsumi mad, and in all the confusion,
I can make my way out of here.
**[18:32] ---**
Studying for tests, is it, ma'am?
**[18:34] ---**
I know the pain, ma'am!
**[18:37] ---**
Well, then, we'll leave you alone, ma'am!
**[18:41] ---**
Do your best!
**[18:45] ---**
Why this one time?!
**[18:47] ---**
Okay, let's get started studying.
**[18:49] ---**
Actually, I wonder...
***SIGN*** Water
**[18:50] ---**
Does Dororo know anything? About Giroro?
**[18:54] ---**
No, I'm afraid I don't.
**[18:56] ---**
Ah. Dororo?
**[18:57] ---**
Where in blazes did Dororo come from?!
**[19:01] ---**
No, wait!
**[19:02] ---**
Dororo might be nice enough
to do something about this!
**[19:06] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[19:07] ---**
I heard from Uncle that you
were studying for your tests.
**[19:11] ---**
I came with some mineral water.
**[19:14] ---**
Thanks, Mois-chan!
**[19:15] ---**
Also, I can help you with Japanese,
if you're doing that!
**[19:18] ---**
Or, like, quadrisyllabic?
**[19:20] ---**
Then I will excuse myself here,
so as not to impede your endeavors.
**[19:26] ---**
So useless when I most need you!
**[19:32] ---**
The Keron Water I just drank!
***SIGN*** Men
**[19:48] ---**
TOILET!
**[19:52] ---**
By the way, Natsumi-san,
**[19:54] ---**
do you have any interest in fortune-telling?
**[19:57] ---**
Or, like, romance advice?
**[19:59] ---**
Mois-san, do you have someone you like?
**[20:03] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[20:04] ---**
I once was really into fortune-telling with
this crystal ball that came with a magazine.
**[20:09] ---**
I wonder where I put that.
**[20:13] ---**
C-Crystal ball...
**[20:15] ---**
I-Is that it?
**[20:18] ---**
Crystal ball fortune-telling sounds so wonderful!
***SIGN*** Minds far away from studying
**[20:22] ---**
Natsumi-san! Tell my fortune, too!
**[20:25] ---**
I'm interested, too!
**[20:27] ---**
Uhh...
**[20:28] ---**
I think it was...
**[20:30] ---**
Yeah, it was put away in the upper closet!
**[20:33] ---**
I... I'm done for!
**[20:35] ---**
There's nowhere to hide!
**[20:39] ---**
I'm doomed! St-Stay away!
**[20:44] ---**
Ah, here it is! This is it!
**[20:50] ---**
Wh-What's going on?
**[20:52] ---**
And Nishizawa-san, there are all
different kinds of crystal skulls, too!
**[20:56] ---**
Oh?
**[20:58] ---**
Huh? What are you doing, Giroro?
**[21:01] ---**
H-Hello...
**[21:03] ---**
Giroro, can you get me
that crystal skull there?
**[21:07] ---**
Crystal... skull...?
**[21:09] ---**
Th-This is your room, Fuyuki?
**[21:13] ---**
So I was only hearing voices from
Natsumi's room through the wall...
**[21:20] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:21] ---**
And I fell...
**[21:22] ---**
Are you okay?
**[21:30] ---**
T-TOILEEEEEET!
**[21:41] ---**
A door to another world
**[21:42] ---**
may be very close by.
**[21:45] ---**
All that remains...
**[21:46] ---**
...is to open it.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:22] ---**
I'm Zeroro!
**[23:23] ---**
I'm weak and I don't have many friends,
**[23:26] ---**
but Keroro-kun is very nice to me.
**[23:29] ---**
He's a precious friend!
**[23:31] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:32] ---**
I truly was a child
who did not know distrust.
**[23:36] ---**
Wasn't I, Keroro-kun?
**[23:38] ---**
"Dororo: The Masked Man, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Mois: The Dark Visitor, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E318 - Dororo: The Masked Man, Sir! / Mois: The Dark Visitor, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK0Q42/dororo-the-masked-man-sir--mois-the-dark-visitor-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** The Regular Invasion Meeting
**[01:33] ---**
Since it's come to this,
it has to be destroyed!
**[01:34] ---**
All we can do is destroy it!
**[01:36] ---**
In the first place, up to now,
**[01:37] ---**
how many lukewarm plans
have we tried and failed?!
**[01:41] ---**
But still, your idea is too violent!
**[01:44] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[01:45] ---**
Then you think of a plan!
**[01:48] ---**
Didn't I just propose
a really sweet operational plan?
**[01:56] ---**
Keroro!
***SIGN*** The Regular Invasion Meeting
**[01:57] ---**
Are you even listening?!
**[02:00] ---**
Yeah...
**[02:01] ---**
That's right. Your idea is okay, Giroro.
**[02:05] ---**
It's perfect!
**[02:08] ---**
After all this time,
I just noticed something.
**[02:12] ---**
I've never seen Dororo's mouth before.
**[02:14] ---**
I'm sure you've suddenly become so curious
**[02:16] ---**
about something that you couldn't
stop thinking about it, right?
**[02:24] ---**
Dororo: The Masked Man, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
Jeez!
**[02:43] ---**
Dororo's never shown his mouth to me before.
**[02:47] ---**
Could it be...?
**[02:53] ---**
Synchro rate at 400%!
**[02:56] ---**
Or maybe under the cloth,
there's a talisman against evil?!
**[03:05] ---**
Begone! Be purified!
**[03:09] ---**
I can't stop thinking about it.
**[03:12] ---**
I can't take it anymore...
**[03:14] ---**
I'll die if I don't see it!
**[03:18] ---**
Dororo-kun!
**[03:21] ---**
Commander-dono?
**[03:23] ---**
What can I do for you?
**[03:27] ---**
I was buying a limited edition Gundam model
**[03:29] ---**
when I noticed the candy shop next door
**[03:31] ---**
was selling limited edition
melon-flavored Instant Dumplings!
**[03:35] ---**
Good for you!
**[03:37] ---**
And I wanna eat them right now,
**[03:38] ---**
so would you put some tea on, Dororo-kun?!
**[03:41] ---**
Sure, I can do that...
**[03:44] ---**
Here is your tea.
**[03:45] ---**
Thanks. I appreciate it, Dororo-kun.
**[03:49] ---**
I know!
**[03:50] ---**
How'd you like to try a melon-flavored
instant dumpling, too?
**[03:53] ---**
Oh, no thank you, I just ate.
**[03:56] ---**
Come on, don't be shy!
**[03:57] ---**
Have one!
**[04:01] ---**
A-All right...
**[04:15] ---**
Thank you kindly.
**[04:17] ---**
Gero!
**[04:18] ---**
H-How about one more?!
**[04:21] ---**
Th-Then I will avail myself
of your kind offer.
**[04:32] ---**
Now I am truly full.
**[04:34] ---**
O-One more! Eat one more!
**[04:38] ---**
One more! One more!
**[04:40] ---**
I've got more!
**[04:41] ---**
Just one more!
**[04:43] ---**
Eat this one, too!
**[04:47] ---**
In the end, I couldn't see his mouth.
**[04:54] ---**
Since it's come to this,
**[04:55] ---**
I'll just have to ask for help!
**[04:59] ---**
Doroboat-senpai's mouth?
**[05:01] ---**
That's right.
**[05:03] ---**
I am not really interested in him.
**[05:06] ---**
Don't you want to see it?!
**[05:08] ---**
You do, don't you?! Don't you?!
**[05:10] ---**
You wanna see it, right?! Right?! Right?!
**[05:11] ---**
Yes, yes, yes...
**[05:15] ---**
Then I'm counting on you, Private Tamama!
**[05:18] ---**
L-Leave it to me...
**[05:22] ---**
Dorodumpling-kun!
**[05:24] ---**
Commander-dono! And Tamama-dono!
**[05:27] ---**
What is it now?
**[05:29] ---**
I thought we should have dinner together
once in a while, so here I am!
**[05:34] ---**
Yep! We brought over bentos,
**[05:36] ---**
so if you don't mind, let's eat together!
**[05:39] ---**
Y-You want me to eat again?
**[05:43] ---**
Come, come, come.
**[05:45] ---**
Spring onions and tuna, spinach, beef jerky,
**[05:47] ---**
corn on the cob, pineapple,
**[05:48] ---**
bamboo shoots, fried squid, fried chicken...
**[05:51] ---**
A cavalcade of food
that gets caught in your teeth!
**[05:54] ---**
Th-Then thank you for the food...
**[06:00] ---**
That was truly delicious.
**[06:05] ---**
Tama... I got all kinds of it
stuck in my teeth.
**[06:08] ---**
It feels gross.
**[06:10] ---**
Me, too!
**[06:13] ---**
What is wrong, you two?
***SIGN*** Bumpy Salt
**[06:17] ---**
I happen to have three toothbrushes!
**[06:19] ---**
I know! Let's all brush our teeth!
**[06:22] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[06:24] ---**
Brushing your teeth together is
the best way to deepen friendship!
**[06:27] ---**
F-Friendship?!
**[06:30] ---**
Tama...
**[06:31] ---**
You will have to show your mouth
to brush your teeth, right?
**[06:48] ---**
My eyes! My eyes!
**[06:53] ---**
I feel refreshed.
**[07:01] ---**
W-What's wrong?!
**[07:02] ---**
Commander-dono! Tamama-dono!
**[07:04] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[07:08] ---**
Dororo's mouth?
**[07:11] ---**
Certainly, I've never seen it.
**[07:13] ---**
Right?
**[07:14] ---**
You want to see it too, don't you?
**[07:16] ---**
Don't you? Don't you?
**[07:18] ---**
True, I haven't seen it...
**[07:20] ---**
...but what does that
have to do with the invasion?
**[07:23] ---**
Nonsense!
**[07:25] ---**
Tch! What the heck?!
**[07:27] ---**
I wanna see it! I'm curious!
**[07:29] ---**
I am so curious that I may not be
able to focus on the invasion.
**[07:32] ---**
Exactly!
**[07:33] ---**
I can't invade when I feel like this!
**[07:37] ---**
It's impossible!
**[07:38] ---**
All right, all right! Leave it to me!
**[07:41] ---**
I'll show you Dororo's mouth.
**[07:43] ---**
H-How?
**[07:46] ---**
It's simple.
**[07:51] ---**
All right!
**[07:52] ---**
Giroro-senpai, that's a bad idea!
**[07:55] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[07:56] ---**
I decreased the amount of gunpowder.
**[07:58] ---**
It'll just hit the ground
and cause a shock wave.
**[08:01] ---**
That shock wave will blow off his mask.
**[08:04] ---**
Really?
**[08:05] ---**
Is that not a little extreme?
**[08:07] ---**
Actually, I've been curious about it, too.
**[08:23] ---**
Villains...
**[08:27] ---**
Th-The amount of gunpowder...
**[08:29] ---**
Y-You didn't decrease it at all, did you?
**[08:33] ---**
Please, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[08:36] ---**
You're the only one we can
turn to, Kululu-senpai!
**[08:40] ---**
Dororo-senpai's mouth, huh?
**[08:43] ---**
I guess I'm kind of curious about it.
**[08:46] ---**
I know, right?!
**[08:47] ---**
Then it's a cinch if you use this.
***SIGN*** Absolute Object Transparency Scope (Saw-Too-Much Scope)
**[08:50] ---**
Saw-Too-Much Scope!
**[08:53] ---**
If you attach this to a camera
and take photos,
**[08:56] ---**
you can see through anything!
**[08:59] ---**
This is all we need to see through it!
**[09:03] ---**
Huh?
**[09:04] ---**
Here.
**[09:05] ---**
1,000 yen per person.
**[09:07] ---**
That's a total of 4,000 yen.
**[09:09] ---**
Lend me 1,000 yen.
**[09:11] ---**
What are you talking about?!
Don't you have any cash?
**[09:13] ---**
I used up my money on Doroboat-senpai.
**[09:15] ---**
All right, fine. Make sure
you pay me back next month.
**[09:17] ---**
Thanks.
**[09:23] ---**
Now we can finally...
**[09:26] ---**
...bring an end to this battle...
**[09:27] ---**
...with the giant mystery!
***SIGN*** Mystery
**[09:30] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:37] ---**
However...
**[09:38] ---**
Sarge, I'm returning the glue I borrowed.
**[09:42] ---**
What are all these see-through
skeleton photos?!
**[09:45] ---**
S-See-through isn't what
it's cracked up to be.
**[09:52] ---**
Dororo's mouth, huh?
**[09:54] ---**
Aren't you curious about it, Master Fuyuki?
**[09:57] ---**
I suppose, now that you mention it.
**[10:00] ---**
I am so curious that
it has got me worn out.
**[10:03] ---**
Then why don't you ask him?
**[10:06] ---**
You should just ask him directly
to show you his mouth!
**[10:10] ---**
After all, you're friends.
**[10:11] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki...
**[10:14] ---**
That's a sound argument.
**[10:16] ---**
I've been making a mistake.
***SIGN*** Friends
**[10:18] ---**
Trying to forcibly reveal
a friend's secret...
**[10:21] ---**
You're right.
**[10:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:25] ---**
Master Fuyuki, thank you for the nice advice!
**[10:28] ---**
You're welcome.
**[10:30] ---**
Well...
**[10:36] ---**
D-Dororo!
**[10:36] ---**
Dororo-senpai!
**[10:39] ---**
You have all been acting strange lately,
which has made me curious.
**[10:44] ---**
After all, are we not friends?
**[10:49] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:50] ---**
You son of a gun!
**[10:52] ---**
Friends are awesome!
**[10:56] ---**
Oh, so that is what it was about?
**[10:58] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:59] ---**
Well, I feel embarrassed.
**[11:02] ---**
I shall show you once and once only.
**[11:13] ---**
All right?
**[11:21] ---**
That is a secret only among friends.
**[11:33] ---**
Perhaps it means
**[11:34] ---**
there are things in this world
we'd be happier not being curious about.
**[11:51] ---**
A letter arrived unexpectedly
at the Hinata house.
**[11:56] ---**
It was the beginning of an uproar
that would shake the world.
***SIGN*** Angol Mois-sama
**[12:03] ---**
Yahoo! It arrived!
**[12:06] ---**
Ta-daaa!
**[12:07] ---**
I ordered new paints via space mail order.
**[12:11] ---**
Look at the deep shine of this black iron!
***SIGN*** Black Iron Color
**[12:15] ---**
I'm gonna use this to put the realistic
finishing touches on my 06R in progress!
**[12:20] ---**
Good for you, Uncle!
**[12:22] ---**
Or, like, gladly sadly?
**[12:23] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[12:24] ---**
There was a letter for you, Lady Mois.
**[12:27] ---**
Thank you!
**[12:29] ---**
But it's unusual for you
to get a letter, huh?
**[12:34] ---**
Is it from your father?
**[12:36] ---**
Or your mother?
**[12:38] ---**
Oh, no, Uncle!
**[12:40] ---**
It seems my pen pal is coming!
**[12:43] ---**
Gero?
**[12:44] ---**
Your pen pal is coming...
**[12:46] ---**
Here?
**[12:47] ---**
Yes!
**[12:48] ---**
When?
**[12:49] ---**
Today!
**[12:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[12:57] ---**
Today, you say?
**[13:01] ---**
Mois-chan...
**[13:03] ---**
I've wanted to see you!
**[13:08] ---**
Mois: The Dark Visitor, Sir!
**[13:14] ---**
This is my pen pal,
**[13:15] ---**
Maya Popol of the Photon Belt Tribe.
**[13:19] ---**
Or, like, end-times ally?
***SIGN*** End-Times Ally
**[13:22] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[13:24] ---**
Photon Belt?!
***SIGN*** Photon Belt
**[13:25] ---**
Maya?!
***SIGN*** Maya
**[13:26] ---**
And a crystal skull!
***SIGN*** Crystal Skull
**[13:28] ---**
I'm interested in all of it!
**[13:30] ---**
Say, will you show it to me later?!
**[13:32] ---**
I would be happy to.
**[13:33] ---**
All right!
**[13:35] ---**
Come on, Fuyuki.
Maya-chan came to see Mois-chan.
**[13:38] ---**
But why all of a sudden?
**[13:41] ---**
Um...
**[13:42] ---**
I'll answer! I came to fulfill a promise
I made in one of our letters.
**[13:47] ---**
A promise?
**[13:48] ---**
That so?
**[13:49] ---**
Yes! To destroy Pekopon together!
**[13:56] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[13:58] ---**
Mois-chan originally came
to Earth to destroy it.
**[14:07] ---**
Maybe I can't condemn this planet...
**[14:12] ---**
I mean, destroying Pekopon alone...
**[14:15] ---**
It's okay!
**[14:17] ---**
I'm sure you'll do a fine job, Mois-chan.
**[14:19] ---**
Really?
**[14:20] ---**
Do you really think so?
**[14:22] ---**
Have faith in yourself!
**[14:25] ---**
I know!
**[14:26] ---**
If it doesn't work out well,
**[14:28] ---**
I'll help you!
**[14:30] ---**
Together we can turn Pekopon into fragments.
**[14:33] ---**
Thank you, Maya-chan!
**[14:35] ---**
That's a promise, okay?
**[14:38] ---**
It's a promise.
**[14:40] ---**
Oh, that's right.
***SIGN*** Overslept
**[14:41] ---**
Mois-chan overslept, didn't she?
**[14:44] ---**
Huh? But...
**[14:46] ---**
According to the Mayan prophecy,
the world is supposed to end in 2012, right?
**[14:50] ---**
It's still only 2010.
**[14:53] ---**
Th-That's right!
***SIGN*** Overslept
**[14:55] ---**
Yes, but I was so worried about what
would happen if I overslept, I came early.
**[14:59] ---**
When it comes to destruction,
time is of the essence.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[15:08] ---**
W-W-What do we do?!
**[15:10] ---**
It'll be no laughing matter if she destroys
the planet before we can invade it!
**[15:15] ---**
Then now, while her guard is down,
**[15:16] ---**
we have to go boom on that Maya woman!
**[15:21] ---**
If she has the same level
of power as the Angol Tribe,
**[15:25] ---**
we won't be able to handle her.
**[15:26] ---**
Delicious!
**[15:28] ---**
Maya-chan is light years ahead of me.
**[15:31] ---**
Or, like, genius beauty?
**[15:33] ---**
A-Anyway, we have to do something.
**[15:36] ---**
Fuyuki, don't you have any good ideas?
**[15:38] ---**
Easy for you to say...
**[15:40] ---**
Have you come up with anything, Sarge?
**[15:42] ---**
Easy for you to say, but I... I...
**[15:45] ---**
Or, like...
**[15:46] ---**
Mois-dono, do you have a bright idea?
**[15:55] ---**
Or, like, lacking options?
***SIGN*** Short Phrase Mania
**[15:57] ---**
Don't worry about your stupid little phrases!
**[16:02] ---**
Just then, the sergeant had
a black iron inspiration.
***SIGN*** Black Iron Color
***SIGN*** Hope
**[16:05] ---**
That's it!
**[16:07] ---**
We'll show her a lot of
good places on Pekopon
**[16:09] ---**
so she'll give up on the idea
of destroying it!
**[16:11] ---**
That's it!
**[16:25] ---**
Yummy!
**[16:27] ---**
Right? Everybody loves the crepes here.
**[16:31] ---**
I know!
**[16:32] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:34] ---**
I'll pay you for this, don't worry.
**[16:37] ---**
Extra-large helpings!
**[16:41] ---**
How about this one?
**[16:43] ---**
That's cute.
***SIGN*** Eighteen Outfit Accoutrements Are Back in Stock
**[16:46] ---**
This would look good on you, too!
**[16:48] ---**
Mois-chan, let's get matching outfits.
**[16:51] ---**
Lady Mois! Lady Maya!
**[16:53] ---**
How about these?!
***SIGN*** Please!
Ask a staff member
before using
the fitting room!
**[16:55] ---**
There!
**[16:58] ---**
How about this for you, Lady Natsumi?
**[17:01] ---**
Hokuto Aki... beep!
**[17:02] ---**
Why?
**[17:04] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:11] ---**
And that's what Uncle did!
**[17:14] ---**
Sarge is such a cut-up!
**[17:16] ---**
Huh, really?
**[17:20] ---**
That's just like the stupid frog.
**[17:22] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[17:25] ---**
A-A girl I don't know looks like
she's cozying up to Fuyuki-kun...
**[17:29] ---**
Cozying up to him... Cozying up to him...
**[17:33] ---**
Let me at her!
**[17:35] ---**
Milady!
**[17:36] ---**
Come on, Lady Momoka!
**[17:38] ---**
Calm down! Calm down!
**[17:40] ---**
Momoka-dono, please be at peace!
**[17:42] ---**
This is bad...
**[17:44] ---**
Since it has come to this, I have no choice,
even though it is Momocchi!
**[17:48] ---**
Tamama Impac...
**[17:49] ---**
Hey! Don't do it here, Tamama!
**[17:53] ---**
Dama!
**[17:53] ---**
Giro!
**[17:54] ---**
Get away from me!
**[18:02] ---**
Thank you!
**[18:03] ---**
You're lucky, Maya-chan!
**[18:05] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:09] ---**
I can't blow anymore...
**[18:21] ---**
It's beautiful.
**[18:23] ---**
Maya-chan, did you enjoy Pekopon?
**[18:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:27] ---**
I had a great time.
**[18:29] ---**
I'm glad I got to meet you, Mois-chan.
**[18:31] ---**
Me, too!
**[18:34] ---**
But...
**[18:36] ---**
Um...
**[18:38] ---**
About that promise...
**[18:41] ---**
Do your best, Mois-chan!
**[18:43] ---**
Pekopon's fate is on the line!
**[18:46] ---**
Cancel that promise!
**[18:49] ---**
Actually...
**[18:50] ---**
...I'm overjoyed that you came
all the way to this planet
**[18:55] ---**
for the sake of our promise, Maya-chan.
**[18:57] ---**
But, um, I...
**[19:00] ---**
Right now, I...
**[19:03] ---**
I'm relieved.
**[19:07] ---**
We destroyers always work alone,
**[19:10] ---**
so being pen pals was the
only way we could connect.
**[19:14] ---**
That's why I was worried
about you, Mois-chan.
**[19:17] ---**
So worried about you...
**[19:20] ---**
...so I became determined
to come here and see you.
**[19:23] ---**
Maya-chan...
**[19:25] ---**
But now you have a lot
of really nice friends.
**[19:31] ---**
So...
**[19:32] ---**
...you don't have to worry about our promise.
**[19:38] ---**
You should treasure the time
you have with your friends now.
**[19:42] ---**
It's okay.
**[19:44] ---**
Prophecies are often off by a century or two.
**[19:50] ---**
Maya-chan...
**[20:03] ---**
Thank you!
**[20:15] ---**
Will you come back to visit again?
**[20:17] ---**
Of course.
**[20:18] ---**
I'll come back to this planet, Pekopon,
and eat crepes, have tea,
**[20:22] ---**
go shopping, watch the setting sun,
and laugh with everyone.
**[20:27] ---**
Yeah! That's a promise.
**[20:29] ---**
But if you're not smiling then, Mois-chan,
**[20:33] ---**
I will destroy Pekopon for sure!
**[20:37] ---**
Deal!
**[20:38] ---**
Maya-chan, let's have a blast then!
**[20:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:46] ---**
Goodbye!
**[20:48] ---**
Goodbye!
**[20:57] ---**
Lady Mois...
**[20:58] ---**
The next time Lady Maya comes,
let's all have fun again.
**[21:03] ---**
Any precious friend of yours
**[21:05] ---**
is a friend of ours!
**[21:10] ---**
Thank you, Uncle!
**[21:12] ---**
Yeah. I'm sure she'll come back someday...
**[21:15] ---**
And so, Mois-chan's pen pal went home,
**[21:20] ---**
leaving behind warm memories
in all of their hearts.
**[21:26] ---**
And several days later...
***SIGN*** Luce-chan Projected Destruction 2043
**[21:31] ---**
Mois-chan!
***SIGN*** Poppy-chan Nyu-chan Projected Destruction 2060
**[21:35] ---**
Mois-chan!
***SIGN*** Makumo-chan Around 3000 or so
**[21:38] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[21:39] ---**
We came to visit!
**[21:42] ---**
Or, like, many pen-pals?
**[21:45] ---**
At this rate, even if there were multiple Pekopons,
there still wouldn't be enough to go around!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
I bought a device that's supposed to let me
easily connect my computer to the Intergalactic Net,
**[23:28] ---**
but it isn't working at all.
**[23:30] ---**
They say it'll start up
at the touch of a button,
**[23:32] ---**
but no matter how many times
I push it, nothing! Grrr!
**[23:34] ---**
That aside...
**[23:36] ---**
...somebody, hook me up, please!
**[23:38] ---**
"Mois: Genius Hacker, Sir?"
**[23:41] ---**
"Kululu: Small Antique Clock, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E319 - Mois: Genius Hacker, Sir? / Kululu: Small Antique Clock, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU052WM/mois-genius-hacker-sir--kululu-small-antique-clock-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:36] ---**
Huh? Is Mois-chan having computer trouble?
**[01:40] ---**
What's wrong?
**[01:42] ---**
I wanted to print out this photo
of Uncle so badly
**[01:45] ---**
that I hauled this printer out of
the pile of junk in the basement.
**[01:48] ---**
But it's so old that I
don't know how to use it.
**[01:51] ---**
Or, like, groping blindly?
**[01:54] ---**
Why don't you have the stupid frog do it?
**[01:55] ---**
It's a secret!
**[01:57] ---**
It would be embarrassing if Uncle saw it!
***SIGN*** Together with Uncle
**[02:01] ---**
Did you do this yourself?
**[02:03] ---**
Yes!
**[02:04] ---**
If it's a printer from the base, maybe you could
look into it from a base computer.
**[02:09] ---**
I see!
**[02:10] ---**
I'll try to connect to it from here.
***SIGN*** Together with Uncle
**[02:28] ---**
Huh?
**[02:29] ---**
I got into a place I usually can't.
**[02:32] ---**
Or, like, very bizarre?
**[02:38] ---**
Mois: Genius Hacker, Sir?
**[02:45] ---**
Has something happened?
**[02:48] ---**
Seems some moron has hacked
into the base network.
**[02:51] ---**
I'll punish 'em.
**[02:53] ---**
Click!
**[03:05] ---**
The data is disappearing!
**[03:09] ---**
Is it broken?
**[03:15] ---**
Oh, no! Now the computer doesn't work at all!
**[03:19] ---**
I don't think hitting it will solve anything.
**[03:21] ---**
But-but...
**[03:23] ---**
...my precious photo!
**[03:26] ---**
Maybe it was a virus?
**[03:34] ---**
The computer's starting up again.
**[03:40] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[03:41] ---**
Even though I deleted the data, it's back.
**[03:44] ---**
Somebody has skills.
**[03:45] ---**
Gero?
**[03:47] ---**
The data is safe, too!
**[03:49] ---**
Thank goodness it fixed itself!
**[03:51] ---**
Or, like, undead healing?
**[03:53] ---**
Good for you!
**[03:54] ---**
Huh?
**[03:55] ---**
Now I'm able to see all the data
from the base's network.
**[04:17] ---**
Apparently a pain in the butt computer virus
has broken into the base.
**[04:21] ---**
It may be the work of an enemy alien.
**[04:23] ---**
It's probably feeding off the system
from somewhere, so search carefully.
**[04:27] ---**
A virus would be in a place like this?
**[04:30] ---**
Yeah. And because of it,
**[04:32] ---**
all of our personal data may be leaked.
**[04:37] ---**
Personal data...
**[04:39] ---**
My hidden Gundam model warehouse...
**[04:41] ---**
A list of their weaknesses...
**[04:43] ---**
A test with a zero score, and much more...
**[04:45] ---**
If all that is made public...
**[04:47] ---**
Instructions for the printer
**[04:49] ---**
should be somewhere in all this base data.
**[04:52] ---**
I'll search every nook and cranny!
**[04:56] ---**
What's this?
**[04:57] ---**
The personal data on one of us
has just been opened.
**[04:59] ---**
Gulp!
**[05:00] ---**
"Plan 1: for the sake of
becoming platoon number 2?"
**[05:04] ---**
"Giroro has a crush on a Pekoponian
and a self-destructive streak."
**[05:08] ---**
"Dororo never had much of a presence."
**[05:10] ---**
That's cruel!
**[05:11] ---**
"The problematic Kululu..."
**[05:13] ---**
I can explain! I can explain!
**[05:15] ---**
Tamama-kun...
**[05:16] ---**
I read your personal data...
**[05:18] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[05:20] ---**
Don't look at any more!
**[05:22] ---**
Idiot...
**[05:23] ---**
"A minefield roars with
the sound of an explosion.
**[05:26] ---**
Our sweet steps dodge bullets."
**[05:28] ---**
Wha...?!
**[05:29] ---**
"My love is a parachute."
**[05:32] ---**
What is this? Whose personal data is it?
**[05:34] ---**
Don't read any more!
**[05:38] ---**
Stop it!
**[05:39] ---**
Is that the virus?!
**[05:41] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[05:48] ---**
There it is! The virus!
**[05:51] ---**
How dare you uncover my secrets?!
**[05:53] ---**
How dare you uncover my poem?!
**[05:55] ---**
Stop right there!
**[05:57] ---**
Everyone, calm down and anticipate
the enemy's movements!
**[06:03] ---**
Concentrate.
**[06:06] ---**
"Top Secret Statistical Record.
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[06:08] ---**
Number of times Keroro-kun
has ignored me, up to last year: 6,235."
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[06:14] ---**
This is great personal data, too!
**[06:17] ---**
So mean!
**[06:18] ---**
And 6,235 times!
**[06:21] ---**
There's nothing wrong with poems!
**[06:22] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[06:23] ---**
I'm number one!
**[06:24] ---**
This is more of a pain than the virus.
**[06:28] ---**
This is a battle to protect
something precious.
**[06:32] ---**
The existence of the platoon,
comrades, and Gundam models...
**[06:36] ---**
And Gundam models...
And Gundam models...
**[06:40] ---**
No, it's a battle for myself!
**[06:43] ---**
Gundam Hammer!
**[06:52] ---**
Do not ignore me!
**[06:54] ---**
What's wrong with poems?!
**[06:58] ---**
Gundam models!
**[07:00] ---**
Don't ignore me!
**[07:00] ---**
Hey, you guys are
gonna destroy the base like that.
**[07:01] ---**
I'm number one!
**[07:05] ---**
Huh? Mr. Sergeant?
**[07:06] ---**
Huh?
**[07:07] ---**
Keroro?!
**[07:08] ---**
Everyone! This is...
**[07:11] ---**
I'm going to completely annihilate the virus.
**[07:14] ---**
Everyone, prepare for impact!
**[07:16] ---**
What are you gonna do?
**[07:17] ---**
Countdown 3-2-1...
**[07:18] ---**
Hey!
**[07:22] ---**
The virus is eliminated.
**[07:29] ---**
A strange bug flew off the back of
your computer, Mois-chan.
**[07:32] ---**
Is that the virus?
**[07:36] ---**
If that gets to the base, it'll wreak havoc!
**[07:38] ---**
Or, like, crisis matter?
**[07:47] ---**
Zapping us along with the virus was rotten!
***SIGN*** Warning
**[07:54] ---**
Gero! Again, sir?!
**[07:56] ---**
At this rate, the whole base...
**[07:58] ---**
...will be hijacked!
**[08:00] ---**
Kululu!
**[08:02] ---**
This is bad.
**[08:04] ---**
A data leak is the least of our worries.
**[08:06] ---**
Somebody is hacking the
entire Intergalactic Net.
**[08:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[08:12] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[08:14] ---**
A strange bug flew down here
from my computer!
**[08:17] ---**
Bug, you say?
**[08:19] ---**
Little bugger...
**[08:20] ---**
One's still alive?!
**[08:23] ---**
Then it's all this wench's fault?!
**[08:25] ---**
I... I'm sorry...
**[08:27] ---**
Tamama, that's too harsh.
**[08:37] ---**
All right, Virus-kun...
**[08:39] ---**
I'm gonna get serious, too.
**[08:42] ---**
What's this?
**[08:44] ---**
The Bureau of Space Weapons Development...
**[08:46] ---**
The Bureau of Interstellar Control...
**[08:48] ---**
Uh oh. The Keron Army's top secret
star system destruction research facility?
**[08:54] ---**
If this thing strikes those facilities,
a galaxy or two
**[08:57] ---**
will be blown to smithereens!
**[08:58] ---**
You're cool, but who are you?
***SIGN*** Activated
**[09:02] ---**
Crap!
***SIGN*** Activated
**[09:03] ---**
What's wrong, Kululu?!
**[09:05] ---**
Sorry. It got the jump on me.
**[09:07] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:14] ---**
Destroyer cannon activated.
**[09:17] ---**
The Keron army's top secret
star system destroyer cannon...
**[09:21] ---**
The virus activated it.
**[09:23] ---**
And it's aiming at Pekopon.
**[09:26] ---**
Can it be stopped?!
**[09:28] ---**
Impossible.
**[09:29] ---**
No...
**[09:32] ---**
Mois-chan?
**[09:37] ---**
Lady Mois...
**[09:38] ---**
I'll stop it!
**[09:40] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[09:47] ---**
Ready to fire.
**[09:51] ---**
10...
**[09:53] ---**
9...
**[09:54] ---**
8...
**[09:56] ---**
7...
**[09:57] ---**
6...
**[09:58] ---**
5...
**[10:00] ---**
4...
**[10:01] ---**
3...
**[10:02] ---**
I'll stop it!
**[10:03] ---**
2...
**[10:03] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[10:04] ---**
1...
**[10:04] ---**
I'll stop it!
**[10:17] ---**
Here it comes!
**[10:18] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[10:22] ---**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[10:28] ---**
Armageddon!
**[10:48] ---**
That's...
***SIGN*** Together with Uncle
**[10:53] ---**
Mois-chan's photo!
**[10:55] ---**
It printed it out!
**[10:57] ---**
That woman!
**[11:19] ---**
Computer viruses from a long time ago
**[11:21] ---**
had a sense of humor and just did stuff
**[11:24] ---**
like send prank messages.
**[11:28] ---**
This is unforgivable!
***SIGN*** Together with Uncle
**[11:30] ---**
It looks like the photo printed out
beautifully, huh, Mois-chan?
**[11:36] ---**
Or, like, really grateful?
**[11:43] ---**
A tremendous number of deliveries are made
back and forth in the vastness of space.
**[11:47] ---**
Among them is this one.
**[11:50] ---**
So this was delivered.
**[11:52] ---**
A space delivery!
**[11:53] ---**
It must be for Sarge.
**[11:55] ---**
Space Delivery Association,
**[11:57] ---**
Destination Unknown Package
Investigation Selection Section?
**[12:01] ---**
It seems to have been passed around a lot.
**[12:04] ---**
This was first sent out 2,000 years ago!
**[12:07] ---**
Um...
**[12:09] ---**
"The intended recipient of
this package is unknown.
**[12:11] ---**
You have been selected to
receive package number 4,907.
**[12:16] ---**
Please accept it."
**[12:18] ---**
A package from thousands
of years ago! How exciting!
**[12:23] ---**
All right!
**[12:24] ---**
I'll take this package!
**[12:38] ---**
Kululu: Small Antique Clock, Sir!
**[12:45] ---**
Oh...
**[12:46] ---**
It's a rickety old clock.
**[12:49] ---**
It is just a piece of junk.
**[13:09] ---**
I-It transformed!
**[13:12] ---**
I slept very well.
**[13:14] ---**
It talked!
**[13:15] ---**
Nice to meet you, everyone!
**[13:17] ---**
I am a Kachuri mechanical droid clock.
**[13:21] ---**
Huh?
**[13:23] ---**
What's my name again?
**[13:25] ---**
This is no good.
**[13:26] ---**
I can't access my memory!
**[13:27] ---**
Who am I?!
**[13:28] ---**
Where am I?!
**[13:29] ---**
What time is it?
**[13:32] ---**
I never imagined a clock
would ask me the time...
**[13:34] ---**
It really is a piece of junk.
**[13:36] ---**
What?!
**[13:37] ---**
But transforming is cool!
**[13:41] ---**
And that emblem is totally cool, too.
**[13:46] ---**
Gero!
**[13:50] ---**
I've never heard of Kachuri.
**[13:53] ---**
Please do something, Kululu-kun!
**[13:56] ---**
Gurong... Is that its name?
**[14:03] ---**
Which Stone Age culture is this from?
**[14:05] ---**
What do you mean?
**[14:07] ---**
Sheesh. That thing's too analog
for our day and age.
**[14:12] ---**
But you can fix it, right?
**[14:14] ---**
Who knows?
**[14:15] ---**
There's not even a shred of info
about it on the net.
**[14:18] ---**
I neither have any Stone Age specialty tools,
nor am I especially interested.
**[14:22] ---**
Gero...
**[14:24] ---**
See you.
**[14:26] ---**
Where are you going?
**[14:28] ---**
How embarrassing...
**[14:31] ---**
What is?
**[14:34] ---**
Not even a shred of information...
**[14:36] ---**
I've lost everything.
**[14:39] ---**
My hometown, my comrades, my memories...
**[14:42] ---**
Master Gurong...
**[14:44] ---**
I've just gotten too old.
**[14:48] ---**
Master Gurong, you should rest for a while.
**[14:52] ---**
I suppose.
**[14:53] ---**
Well, by your leave, I will do just that.
**[15:16] ---**
Huh. The old man is still in one piece.
**[15:20] ---**
I'm not that old.
**[15:23] ---**
By the way, I found this
at a black market auction.
**[15:27] ---**
Gero?
**[15:30] ---**
What is it?
**[15:31] ---**
That's...
**[15:33] ---**
That's Tiruk, a nurse robot.
**[15:35] ---**
You remember it?
**[15:36] ---**
That nurse robot is able to
fix all of us Kachuri robots.
**[15:40] ---**
So if we get that nurse robot
from the auction, she can fix you?
**[15:47] ---**
But to take part in it,
**[15:49] ---**
I hear specialty currency
called Dark Gold is necessary.
**[15:52] ---**
There are a lot of enthusiasts in the black market,
so I've sold plenty of goods.
**[15:57] ---**
Goods?
**[15:59] ---**
Wha...?!
**[16:00] ---**
Those are all Lady Natsumi's things!
**[16:02] ---**
Y-You son of a...
**[16:05] ---**
I thought I'd been losing things recently...
**[16:09] ---**
You perverted curry frog!
**[16:14] ---**
Well, if it's to help someone...
for today only...
**[16:18] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[16:20] ---**
Master Gurong, put your mind at ease.
**[16:23] ---**
I am grateful to you.
**[16:25] ---**
Auction entry start.
**[16:28] ---**
Sink all the gold you have into it.
**[16:31] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Kululu: Speculative Dealing Version
**[16:34] ---**
Kululu: Speculative Dealing Version.
**[16:37] ---**
Just then,
**[16:38] ---**
Kululu's eyes clearly saw the forms
of the rivals he had to battle.
**[16:45] ---**
That guy again!
**[16:46] ---**
He raises the price every minute, huh?
**[16:49] ---**
What's he trying to do?
**[16:51] ---**
Inviting us.
**[16:53] ---**
Two out of the four bidders
have already given up.
**[16:56] ---**
In effect, it's single combat
between that guy and Kululu.
**[17:02] ---**
Kululu hasn't made his move yet.
**[17:05] ---**
Two minutes left.
**[17:09] ---**
Now there are two of them.
**[17:10] ---**
He's still bidding a lot more than you.
**[17:12] ---**
Hey!
**[17:13] ---**
Not yet, Kululu?!
**[17:15] ---**
Perverted curry!
**[17:18] ---**
The other guy's bidding even more!
**[17:20] ---**
Grrr!
**[17:26] ---**
I've gotta do this!
**[17:26] ---**
Hey, idiot!
**[17:29] ---**
Hard bargain! Hard bargain! Hard bargain!
Hard bargain! Hard bargain! Hard bargain!
**[17:29] ---**
Keroro entered the competition.
**[17:31] ---**
But he soon ran out of gold.
**[17:35] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[17:37] ---**
You used all of it.
**[17:38] ---**
I messed up.
**[17:40] ---**
But this guarantees we'll win it.
**[17:43] ---**
One minute left.
**[17:47] ---**
Oh, no!
**[17:48] ---**
I-It's okay.
**[17:50] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[17:55] ---**
That means...
**[17:57] ---**
We lost.
**[17:57] ---**
See you later...
**[17:59] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:01] ---**
This is as far as we go...
**[18:08] ---**
Kululu kept his silence,
**[18:10] ---**
and at last, he moved.
***SIGN*** Buzz...
**[18:13] ---**
Buzz!
***SIGN*** Buzz...
**[18:14] ---**
Buzz...
***SIGN*** Buzz...
**[18:14] ---**
Buzz!
**[18:20] ---**
What the heck are you doing?!
**[18:21] ---**
It does not mean anything!
**[18:23] ---**
30 seconds left.
**[18:25] ---**
Buzz?
**[18:27] ---**
Kululu's gold is increasing!
**[18:29] ---**
What?!
**[18:32] ---**
He came up from behind!
**[18:35] ---**
I don't know how, but yahoo!
**[18:37] ---**
The automatic order is complete.
**[18:40] ---**
Automatic order?
**[18:41] ---**
I see...
**[18:42] ---**
He knew it was going to work out
like this from the start.
**[18:45] ---**
Kululu's instincts are right on.
**[18:47] ---**
Kululu bet on this timing, with his opponent
relaxing, feeling secure about a win,
**[18:50] ---**
while he entered
"automatic order" beforehand.
**[18:53] ---**
However...
**[18:55] ---**
Buzz!
**[18:56] ---**
Don't tell me the other guy
still has gold left?
**[19:01] ---**
Ten seconds left.
**[19:03] ---**
Five seconds left.
**[19:04] ---**
Four.
**[19:05] ---**
Three.
**[19:06] ---**
Two.
**[19:07] ---**
One.
**[19:07] ---**
Hurry!
**[19:13] ---**
Eagle Head-san has the winning bid.
**[19:18] ---**
Well, that's too bad, huh, Kululu?
**[19:22] ---**
Yellow turned into white ash!
**[19:25] ---**
Master Gurong...
**[19:26] ---**
I apologize for being unable to help you!
**[19:30] ---**
Would you...
**[19:31] ---**
Would you put me up for sale?!
**[19:35] ---**
You mean...
**[19:36] ---**
I see.
**[19:38] ---**
Certainly, if that guy gets the winning bid,
**[19:40] ---**
he may be able to meet the nurse robot.
**[19:42] ---**
But I wonder if he'll buy it...
**[19:45] ---**
I'll try talking to him.
**[19:47] ---**
A junk collector like that
**[19:49] ---**
might buy you, old man.
**[19:51] ---**
I apologize.
**[19:52] ---**
I'm not interested in junk
I can't fix, anyway.
**[19:56] ---**
There's his response.
**[20:00] ---**
He said okay!
**[20:03] ---**
I'm grateful for everything
you've done for me.
**[20:06] ---**
I just hope you get fixed up.
**[20:08] ---**
Oh, that's right...
**[20:10] ---**
Would you keep this?
**[20:14] ---**
Instead of spending the rest of my days
as a package in space,
**[20:16] ---**
being touched and cared for like this
**[20:20] ---**
makes me feel that I would be
satisfied even if this
**[20:23] ---**
were the final destination of my journey.
**[20:27] ---**
I might sell it.
**[20:29] ---**
Do what you like with it.
**[20:35] ---**
Farewell.
**[20:37] ---**
Take care.
**[20:38] ---**
Give our best wishes to the nurse robot.
***SIGN*** Several Months Later
**[20:49] ---**
And several months later...
***SIGN*** What?!
***SIGN*** Galaxy News
**[20:53] ---**
Galaxy News.
**[20:56] ---**
A legendary giant robot that was revived
in a remote planetary system
**[20:59] ---**
brought an end to a war that had
been going on for 2,000 years.
**[21:03] ---**
That emblem!
**[21:04] ---**
The giant robot's core unit
**[21:07] ---**
was discovered after 2,000 years.
**[21:11] ---**
He made it!
**[21:13] ---**
Gero...
**[21:15] ---**
That's great!
**[21:18] ---**
Excuse me, Kululu?!
**[21:19] ---**
Hey!
**[21:21] ---**
Don't you feel anything after seeing this?!
**[21:23] ---**
Sarge!
**[21:26] ---**
A postcard came!
***SIGN*** We're Together
**[21:29] ---**
Oh, my!
**[21:30] ---**
That's...
**[21:31] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** We're Together
**[21:36] ---**
Well, maybe I'll look for interesting info...
**[21:42] ---**
Deliveries are made throughout
the vastness of space.
**[21:45] ---**
Among them, it's nice to have
a delivery like this, isn't it?
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Today I'm invading all of the dustballs in
the Hinata house with a vacuum cleaner again!
**[23:27] ---**
I'm invading the laundry!
**[23:28] ---**
I'm invading black bathtub mold, the
supermarket's bargain sale, and all that stuff!
**[23:32] ---**
That aside...
**[23:33] ---**
...the invasion of Pekopon...
**[23:35] ---**
...hasn't been done yet.
**[23:37] ---**
"Natsumi: My Ideal Invader, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Pururu: June Bride, Sir?!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E320 - Natsumi: My Ideal Invader, Sir! / Pururu: June Bride, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2D89/natsumi-my-ideal-invader-sir--pururu-june-bride-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Do you normally find yourself
judging things by their appearances?
**[01:41] ---**
We got our invasion operation
prevented again this week, sir.
***SIGN*** Sushi
**[01:46] ---**
It won't be any different next week
or the week after that.
**[01:52] ---**
There's no way I'm going
to let Earth be invaded.
**[01:55] ---**
Not by invaders like you!
**[01:59] ---**
They look ridiculous!
**[02:02] ---**
Invaders... like us?
**[02:09] ---**
Natsumi: My Ideal Invader, Sir!
**[02:17] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[02:18] ---**
You've forgotten your house duty!
**[02:22] ---**
He's not here?
**[02:23] ---**
Honestly...
**[02:28] ---**
Wh-What... what's going on all of a sudden?!
**[02:36] ---**
Who are you?!
**[02:38] ---**
Hello.
**[02:42] ---**
Pekoponian girl.
**[02:43] ---**
Peko...pon...
**[02:45] ---**
So... you guys are... aliens?
**[02:48] ---**
Yes.
**[02:50] ---**
Shun.
**[02:53] ---**
Makoto.
**[02:56] ---**
Reiji.
**[02:59] ---**
Ryuusei.
**[03:02] ---**
And I am Akira.
**[03:08] ---**
We are singing, dancing idol invaders
from a distant planet.
***SIGN*** Operation Maru-Otsu
**[03:12] ---**
Operation Maru-Otsu.
**[03:14] ---**
We're going to invade Pekopon.
**[03:19] ---**
You must be joking!
**[03:21] ---**
We're beset by other invaders already!
**[03:24] ---**
We can't allow Earth to be invaded any—
**[03:29] ---**
What's this... weird feeling?
**[03:32] ---**
If these were the stupid frogs...
**[03:37] ---**
...I'd do whatever it takes to
make sure they didn't invade.
**[03:42] ---**
But this kind of messes with me...
**[03:44] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[03:46] ---**
Yes!
**[03:48] ---**
The identities of the idol invaders
are the Keroro Platoon!
**[03:52] ---**
Foolish Pekoponian.
**[03:54] ---**
Completely failing to realize that
this operation was set up by us!
**[03:58] ---**
Or, like, joyful prospects?
**[04:01] ---**
It is really working on Natsumi!
**[04:05] ---**
But are you sure this is going to be okay?
**[04:06] ---**
A strategy that relies solely on appearances.
**[04:10] ---**
This Invasion Substitute System uses
freely-controllable Pekoponian-form androids.
**[04:17] ---**
I used my research data to create invaders
that I thought Pekoponian girls would like.
**[04:22] ---**
However, I do wonder if it is acceptable
to invade in such a manner...
**[04:26] ---**
Non-non-non-non.
**[04:28] ---**
Remember now.
**[04:29] ---**
There's no way I'm going
to let Earth be invaded.
**[04:33] ---**
Not by invaders like you!
**[04:36] ---**
In other words, if it's not invaders like us...
**[04:40] ---**
Okay!
**[04:40] ---**
...it means we'll be allowed to invade, sir.
**[04:44] ---**
Please, go ahead and invade, guys!
**[04:47] ---**
...is what she should say!
**[04:49] ---**
I don't think that's quite how it works.
**[04:52] ---**
Now... our battle is at hand,
Natsumigeddon, ma'am!
**[05:01] ---**
Yep. Perfect.
**[05:02] ---**
What is?
**[05:04] ---**
Ah! You're very used to this!
**[05:07] ---**
It's standard for singing, dancing idols
to be able to do chores nowadays.
**[05:13] ---**
Sis...
**[05:16] ---**
These guys are invaders, aren't they?
**[05:18] ---**
Why are they doing chores?
**[05:20] ---**
When I served tea for them just now,
**[05:22] ---**
they just insisted on helping!
**[05:25] ---**
Well, they don't seem like
bad people, after all.
**[05:28] ---**
And we can't just kick them out, can we?
**[05:31] ---**
And the stupid frog's hopped off somewhere
and ditched his duties for the time being, so...
**[05:35] ---**
...this is a real help! ♪
**[05:38] ---**
I wonder where Sarge went...
**[05:47] ---**
So, Reiji-san, you like military stuff!
**[05:50] ---**
Ahh... well... I am an invader, after all.
**[05:53] ---**
That's really something!
**[05:55] ---**
I don't know much about that kind of thing...
it really makes me respect you!
**[06:00] ---**
R-R-R-Respect...?
**[06:02] ---**
I baked some cookies for you
as thanks for helping out.
**[06:05] ---**
Please come in and have some!
**[06:08] ---**
I'm amazed, though.
**[06:09] ---**
Shun-san really likes his cookies.
**[06:13] ---**
Seeing him enjoying them that
much makes it worth making them!
**[06:18] ---**
Wh-What is this... out-of-place feeling?
**[06:22] ---**
And you, Ryuusei-san.
***SIGN*** Retort-pouch Curry
**[06:24] ---**
If you're in there too long,
you'll start to feel dizzy.
**[06:28] ---**
Wh—
**[06:30] ---**
N-No reaction?!
**[06:35] ---**
Um... uh... I'm just...
**[06:37] ---**
That's amazing.
**[06:39] ---**
I'm all thumbs, so I can't make things
like Gundam models very well.
**[06:43] ---**
It's... really nothing
when you're used to it.
**[06:47] ---**
Wh-What's going on, sir?!
**[06:50] ---**
Makoto-san!
**[06:52] ---**
Don't hide over there.
**[06:53] ---**
Why don't you have some cookies
with everyone else?
**[06:55] ---**
Huh?
**[06:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:58] ---**
She noticed me!
**[07:06] ---**
What is going on, sir?!
**[07:09] ---**
We're not doing anything different from usual,
**[07:11] ---**
but she's not getting in our way!
**[07:12] ---**
But it looks like it's going well!
**[07:15] ---**
Natsumi... said she respects me...
**[07:19] ---**
Simply changing my appearance has such
a difference on the impression...
**[07:22] ---**
I... I want a *reaction!*
**[07:25] ---**
It does feel a bit wrong, sir, but...
**[07:28] ---**
Anyway, we'll make our next move
and see how it plays out, sir.
**[07:31] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:39] ---**
What's the matter, everyone?
**[07:42] ---**
Natsumi-chan.
**[07:44] ---**
We just had a message from our manager.
**[07:46] ---**
He got caught by some kind of
"Rare Beast Hunter" on Pekopon,
**[07:50] ---**
and he's apparently being
challenged to a marathon.
**[07:52] ---**
And he doesn't know when it'll be over.
**[07:56] ---**
We don't know where we can
stay tonight without our manager.
***SIGN*** Breath-Holding Challenge
***SIGN*** Black Ink
Wasabi
Durian
>>Curry<<
Dirty Water
Tamama's Farts
Milk
**[08:00] ---**
Come on... hurry up and
give me a reaction!
**[08:03] ---**
I guess we'll just have to sleep outdoors.
**[08:06] ---**
Umm...
**[08:08] ---**
If you don't have anywhere to stay,
**[08:11] ---**
there's no one staying here tonight,
**[08:13] ---**
so you can just use the place
however you want.
**[08:16] ---**
They're all here.
**[08:18] ---**
Well...
**[08:19] ---**
But... I think it would
be unfair to the owners...
**[08:23] ---**
They're just freeloading here.
**[08:25] ---**
You don't have to hold back for them.
**[08:29] ---**
Hold on a minute, Natsumi!
**[08:31] ---**
It doesn't make sense
that there's no one here!
**[08:33] ---**
Aren't you worried about them?!
**[08:36] ---**
They've been with you
all this time, haven't they?!
**[08:39] ---**
Don't you miss them?!
**[08:41] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:48] ---**
You're kind, Reiji-san.
**[08:52] ---**
It's okay.
**[08:53] ---**
They'll just hop right back like always.
**[08:56] ---**
They're just cooking up some
stupid invasion plan, like always.
**[09:01] ---**
Stupid...
**[09:02] ---**
It's obvious.
**[09:04] ---**
I'd be much happier if
you guys used the place!
**[09:08] ---**
Or, like, wasteless usage?
**[09:10] ---**
It's a higher-than-expected
girl-reaction from Natsumi-san!
**[09:13] ---**
Could this... Could it really be...
**[09:17] ---**
Calm. Calm.
**[09:19] ---**
There's no way her attitude can be this
different based only on our appearances.
**[09:24] ---**
I need confirmation... right now!
**[09:27] ---**
Of Natsumi's true thoughts!
**[09:32] ---**
Reiji-san!
**[09:33] ---**
What's wrong, Reiji?!
**[09:35] ---**
Y-You can't...
**[09:36] ---**
It's not time yet, Reiji-san!
**[09:39] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:40] ---**
Yes?
**[09:41] ---**
As my first step in conquering Pekopon...
**[09:44] ---**
...I will start by invading you!
**[09:56] ---**
He finally...
**[09:57] ---**
...said it, sir...
**[09:59] ---**
Nin...
**[10:07] ---**
Okay, then.
**[10:10] ---**
You're the kind of invaders...
***SIGN*** Love An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
***SIGN*** Shoten An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
***SIGN*** An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth
**[10:25] ---**
...I maybe wouldn't mind being
invaded a little bit by?
***SIGN*** Invasion Okay
***SIGN*** B
***SIGN*** U
***SIGN*** T
***SIGN*** Invasion Okay
***SIGN*** BUT ONLY if he's hot
**[10:33] ---**
No, I don't think that's how
Natsumi-chan meant it...
**[10:40] ---**
Akira-san?
**[10:42] ---**
Screw you!
**[10:46] ---**
S-Stupid frog?!
**[10:48] ---**
You've always gotten in the
way of our invasions!
**[10:53] ---**
How can you allow an
invasion in just one day?!
**[10:58] ---**
We trusted you...
**[11:01] ---**
Is it how I look?! Is it how I look?!
**[11:03] ---**
Is it?!
**[11:04] ---**
I see...
**[11:05] ---**
Gero.
**[11:06] ---**
So this is what you were doing
slacking off your house chores all day...
**[11:12] ---**
But don't worry, stupid frog.
**[11:15] ---**
I'll show you the reason I'm called
Earth's last line of defense!
**[11:31] ---**
And so, their operation, which came closer
than any other before it to success,
**[11:35] ---**
scattered away like a beautifully
glinting shooting star.
**[11:41] ---**
Excuse me. What's your occupation?
**[11:43] ---**
I'm Chi—
**[11:46] ---**
I am a nurse.
**[11:47] ---**
What do you do on your days off?
**[11:51] ---**
I'm so busy with work
that I rarely get a break like that.
**[11:55] ---**
I made the right choice coming today.
**[11:57] ---**
I'm so lucky to have been able to meet
such a wonderful woman as yourself.
**[12:02] ---**
Flattery won't get you anywhere, I'm afraid!
**[12:04] ---**
Pururu-chan, what are you playing at?
**[12:10] ---**
Pururu: June Bride, Sir?!
**[12:15] ---**
June Brides.
**[12:17] ---**
They say that getting married in June
brings you happiness.
**[12:20] ---**
Or, like, lovey-dovey for Uncle?
***SIGN*** The 999th Marriage Meet Party
***SIGN*** Marriage Meet Party Hall
**[12:26] ---**
They often say that June brides
will find happiness.
***SIGN*** The 999th Marriage Meet Party
**[12:29] ---**
I will be praying that as many of you here
as possible are able to grasp happiness!
**[12:36] ---**
Keroro-kun said he wanted to look into this
"marriage hunting" that's popular on Pekopon right now.
**[12:40] ---**
That's why I came to this party... But...
***SIGN*** Marriage Hunting
**[12:43] ---**
Marriage hunting is...
**[12:44] ---**
...apparently what they call trying to
meet other people so that you can get married.
**[12:50] ---**
I hope you're watching, Keroro-kun.
**[12:52] ---**
They're getting started, sir.
**[12:54] ---**
Go for it, old lady!
**[12:56] ---**
Or like, fighting alone?
**[12:58] ---**
That said, for what reason is Mom-dono here?
**[13:01] ---**
Lady Mom is our adult representative.
**[13:03] ---**
I've asked her to explain things, sir.
**[13:06] ---**
Hello!
**[13:07] ---**
Just out of interest,
**[13:09] ---**
what types of men are...
attractive to Pekoponians?
**[13:12] ---**
Well, let's see...
**[13:13] ---**
Recently, "herbivore men" have been in vogue.
**[13:17] ---**
Gero?
**[13:18] ---**
Herbivore men?
***SIGN*** Herbivores
**[13:21] ---**
I don't think that's what it refers to.
**[13:23] ---**
They're slim, they have their own worlds,
and they're serious and sincere.
**[13:27] ---**
And they're not very proactive towards girls.
**[13:31] ---**
Which means, out of this group,
I'm the most in demand.
***SIGN*** > Herbivoreness
**[13:35] ---**
Sincere, my foot...
**[13:37] ---**
Conversely, the ones who
are proactive towards girls
**[13:39] ---**
are recently being called "carnivores."
**[13:44] ---**
Looks like there's been some movement, sir!
**[13:49] ---**
Nice to meet you!
***SIGN***
**[13:51] ---**
I'm Barimura.
**[13:54] ---**
Uhh... my interests...
**[13:57] ---**
I have a lot of those...
**[13:58] ---**
I could list them for hours on end.
**[14:01] ---**
Yes, speaking of hours on end...
**[14:03] ---**
What is with this guy?
**[14:05] ---**
I get that he's desperate, but...
**[14:07] ---**
...this isn't even getting me any data.
**[14:11] ---**
Click.
***SIGN*** Organizer
**[14:21] ---**
Okay, move on to the next person!
**[14:24] ---**
What just happened?
**[14:27] ---**
I don't really get it,
but he suddenly went flying!
**[14:31] ---**
That is because...
**[14:35] ---**
W-Warrant Officer Bariri and the
Invasion Substitute System?!
**[14:39] ---**
Yes. That Barimura was
Warrant Officer Bariri!
***SIGN*** Barimura = Bariri
**[14:43] ---**
Why is Warrant Officer Bariri there?
**[14:44] ---**
Wasn't the point of this for Chief Nurse Pururu
to look into marriage hunting and monitor her?
**[14:51] ---**
That was just an excuse
to lure Pururu-chan out.
**[14:54] ---**
Actually...
***SIGN*** Grand Operation To Support
Warrant Officer Bariri's Love!!
**[14:57] ---**
It was a grand operation to support
Warrant Officer Bariri's love, sir!
**[15:02] ---**
Lady Mom's role is that,
**[15:04] ---**
when she thinks "Warrant Officer Bariri,
you really screwed up as a man,"
**[15:07] ---**
she's going to press that button, sir.
**[15:10] ---**
When I press this button, you see...
**[15:12] ---**
Click!
**[15:15] ---**
I see!
**[15:16] ---**
So that's why he flew up
into the air just now!
**[15:19] ---**
He's already beyond help
unless we put him through some pain, sir.
**[15:24] ---**
Gosh, everyone.
**[15:26] ---**
I do apologize for displaying
such unseemly conduct.
**[15:29] ---**
I acted like fried prawn without any sauce.
**[15:34] ---**
I think of Pururu-san so much,
**[15:37] ---**
I get stomachaches from all the worry!
**[15:40] ---**
Basically, it was interfering
with his work so much,
**[15:42] ---**
that Keron Army HQ ordered him
to do something about it, nyuuuu.
**[15:47] ---**
So that's it...
**[15:48] ---**
So!
**[15:49] ---**
You have the full cooperation
of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
**[15:55] ---**
Anyway!
**[15:56] ---**
I have to get data on marriage hunting
from as many people as possible!
***SIGN*** The 999th Marriage Meet Party
**[16:00] ---**
Okay, I think I'd like us to move on to
the "free time" portion!
**[16:04] ---**
Go have a chat with whoever
catches your attention!
**[16:13] ---**
They're not very proactive.
**[16:15] ---**
Are these what society calls "herbivore men"?
***SIGN*** Black Scene
***SIGN*** Video Number Two Hundred
**[16:18] ---**
Excuse me!
**[16:20] ---**
I brought you food and something to drink.
***SIGN*** High-Calorie
**[16:24] ---**
Oh... I'm all right at the moment.
***SIGN*** Man A
**[16:28] ---**
What kinds of foods do
you enjoy, Purukawa-san?
**[16:31] ---**
Let me think...
**[16:33] ---**
I think I'd have to say sweet things!
**[16:38] ---**
I *love* sweet things, as well!
**[16:51] ---**
S-S-S-Sorry...
**[16:54] ---**
That's all right. I'm not
going to make a big deal out of it.
**[16:57] ---**
That man is so desperate!
**[16:59] ---**
He's like a carnivore,
but he looks nothing like one.
**[17:03] ---**
Excuse me.
**[17:04] ---**
I would like to talk to
some other people, as well.
**[17:08] ---**
Click!
**[17:17] ---**
He is flailing wildly,
like an all-out Columbus.
**[17:20] ---**
It's nothing new, but this awkwardness
is just painful to sit through...
**[17:24] ---**
Herbivore men, sir!
**[17:27] ---**
Herbivore?
**[17:28] ---**
The herbivore men that
are in fashion right now!
**[17:31] ---**
Pururu-chan should jump at one of those, sir!
**[17:34] ---**
Herbivore men... I see...
**[17:38] ---**
Look at me, Purukawa-san!
**[17:42] ---**
I am... a herbivore!
**[17:44] ---**
Right...
**[17:46] ---**
That is *not* what it means!
**[17:48] ---**
Th-Then...
**[17:50] ---**
You are so very beautiful.
**[17:53] ---**
Yes, like lettuce lined up in a store.
***SIGN*** Lettuce
**[17:57] ---**
Lettuce... Well, yes, that would
make you a herbivore, but...
**[18:02] ---**
Wasn't that...
***SIGN*** Like lettuce
**[18:04] ---**
Umm...
**[18:05] ---**
Bariri-san?
**[18:06] ---**
Yes? What is it?
**[18:10] ---**
I knew it.
**[18:12] ---**
You are Bariri-san.
**[18:14] ---**
No... I...
**[18:16] ---**
Why have you followed me here?!
**[18:18] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[18:20] ---**
Please, don't ever pursue me ever again!
**[18:23] ---**
Click!
**[18:28] ---**
He really is the epitome of a carnivore.
**[18:31] ---**
He just doesn't realize
how voracious he's being.
**[18:41] ---**
Well, let's call the research
done for now, I guess.
**[18:45] ---**
I wonder if I went too far...
**[18:48] ---**
"Ever again"...
**[18:54] ---**
All right, everyone. Carnivore as I am,
I'm going to give up on Pururu-san.
**[18:59] ---**
Like a daikon radish that's absorbed soup stock.
**[19:03] ---**
My stomach...
**[19:04] ---**
Warrant Officer Bariri...
**[19:06] ---**
Hold on a minute.
**[19:08] ---**
You mustn't let it bother you so much.
**[19:12] ---**
Some meat may be difficult to digest,
but so are some vegetables.
**[19:15] ---**
It's just like that.
**[19:17] ---**
Serious feelings are
sometimes hard to digest.
**[19:21] ---**
It has nothing to do with whether
you're a carnivore or a herbivore.
**[19:25] ---**
But if you're serious about how you feel,
**[19:28] ---**
I'm sure she'll be able to digest it someday.
**[19:31] ---**
But first things first.
You need to get your stomach looked at!
**[19:35] ---**
I... I see!
**[19:37] ---**
So that was it!
**[19:38] ---**
It is like a pumpkin growing
before my very eyes!
**[19:42] ---**
You know, the guy who just left
partway through...
**[19:45] ---**
He was suffocating,
**[19:46] ---**
but her having a guy who goes after her with
that much initiative actually makes me jealous.
**[19:50] ---**
There wasn't a single couple
formed today either, was there?
**[19:53] ---**
Such happiness to have someone
who'll actively pursue you.
**[20:07] ---**
A woman's happiness, huh?
**[20:13] ---**
I apologize for all the trouble
I have caused you all.
**[20:17] ---**
I learned something
very important thanks to you.
**[20:19] ---**
Take care, Warrant Officer Bariri.
**[20:22] ---**
Wait!
**[20:23] ---**
Gero?
**[20:27] ---**
Pururu-san...
**[20:29] ---**
Bariri-san... I went too far.
**[20:32] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[20:34] ---**
Uhh...
**[20:36] ---**
So... um...
**[20:38] ---**
I'd... like to...
make it up to you, I guess.
**[20:44] ---**
Would you like to go for dinner
together tonight?!
**[20:47] ---**
Dejiru?!
**[20:56] ---**
Pururu-san.
**[20:58] ---**
Yes...
**[21:00] ---**
I don't feel well in the stomach today,
so dinner would be a bit difficult.
**[21:03] ---**
Let's do it some other time.
***SIGN*** Massive Plot Twist
**[21:08] ---**
Massive plot twist!
**[21:11] ---**
Getting my stomach healed up takes priority.
**[21:13] ---**
It is like glazed carrots!
**[21:17] ---**
Huh? Don't tell me...
**[21:19] ---**
But first things first, you need
to get your stomach looked at!
**[21:24] ---**
...those brief words of Lady Mom's...
**[21:26] ---**
Okay, then. Pururu-san...
and the rest of you... take care!
**[21:35] ---**
A fool! A fool!
**[21:38] ---**
What... was that...
**[21:41] ---**
June brides will find happiness.
**[21:43] ---**
However, the road there can be endlessly long,
and fraught with danger.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
Life in the past, as I imagine it,
**[23:26] ---**
had no schools or companies,
**[23:28] ---**
and they woke with the sunrise and
slept with the sunset amongst nature.
**[23:31] ---**
It's a wonderful image, but...
**[23:33] ---**
...there are no Gundam models!!
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Don't call me Kero-chan.
**[23:39] ---**
"Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E321 - Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir! / Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVP787/keroro-learn-from-the-past-sir--natsumi-kindness-is-a-sin-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Zeon Force Mobile Armor Grublo
**[01:34] ---**
Yes, the new kits are good, but...
**[01:37] ---**
...the old ones have an unplaceable
something to them, too, sir!
**[01:40] ---**
It is true that the part
composition is simple,
***SIGN*** * This is a depiction of Grublo in action. (Gundam not included)
**[01:43] ---**
but there's a feeling of power that
comes from that simplicity, sir!
**[01:46] ---**
Good things are good even if they are old!
**[01:48] ---**
No, in fact,
**[01:50] ---**
there's something good about them
that you can feel *because* they're old, sir!
**[01:54] ---**
Good because it's old?
**[01:56] ---**
Powerful because it's simple?
**[01:59] ---**
An unusual switch was flipped
within the sergeant's mind!
**[02:03] ---**
Maybe we've been so intent on
pursuing convenience and novelty,
**[02:08] ---**
we've been forgetting
something important?
**[02:12] ---**
Isn't now the time when we need to
learn from what is both old and good?
**[02:16] ---**
Isn't it?!
**[02:22] ---**
Keroro: Learn from the Past, Sir!
**[02:27] ---**
Uhh, so,
**[02:28] ---**
for unstated reasons, I tried
freshening up your equipment, sir!
**[02:32] ---**
What kind of unstated reasons?
**[02:34] ---**
Gunpowder-type pistol.
***SIGN*** Handmade Rice Crackers
**[02:38] ---**
Well, these are okay, I guess.
**[02:41] ---**
Hand-made senbei rice crackers.
**[02:44] ---**
These bleeps and bloops are to die for!
**[02:47] ---**
8-bit electronic computer.
**[02:50] ---**
Uh... I'm... just the same as usual...
**[02:52] ---**
Throwing stars.
**[02:53] ---**
If a hostile alien appears, I won't be able
to take care of them with this dated gun!
**[02:59] ---**
Gero gero.
**[03:00] ---**
Utterly pathetic, sir.
**[03:02] ---**
What?
**[03:03] ---**
Corporal Giroro. If you don't
have the latest equipment,
**[03:06] ---**
you can't fight adequately.
Is that what you're saying?
**[03:08] ---**
N-No, I...
**[03:10] ---**
You extract 100% potential
out of the weaponry you are given!
**[03:14] ---**
Isn't that what makes a true soldier, sir?!
**[03:18] ---**
You're exactly right...
***SIGN*** Handmade Rice Crackers
**[03:20] ---**
But I prefer snacks full of a
more stimulating and artificial flavor...
**[03:26] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:28] ---**
Uncle, what do you think of how I look?!
**[03:33] ---**
It super-suits you, Lady Mois!
**[03:35] ---**
Or, like, Taisho flavor?
**[03:39] ---**
That woman, pandering to Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:41] ---**
Dirty! Her methods are so dirty!
**[03:46] ---**
Ahh, yum! Rice crackers are so yum!
**[03:47] ---**
Old snacks are awesome!
**[03:48] ---**
Anything and everything
Mr. Sergeant says is correct!
**[03:52] ---**
Instant pandering.
**[03:59] ---**
And now I can read punch tapes
in this day and age!
**[04:02] ---**
Umm, I'm the only one whose
equipment is no different from usual...
**[04:06] ---**
Okay!
**[04:07] ---**
Now you're all used to it,
**[04:09] ---**
Operation Learn From the Past is go, sir!
**[04:12] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:13] ---**
Wh-What about me?!
**[04:18] ---**
Wait, what is this?
**[04:20] ---**
What's with this radio?
**[04:22] ---**
Where'd the TV go?
**[04:25] ---**
Sis... the computer in my room is gone, too.
***SIGN*** Britannico
**[04:30] ---**
In its place,
**[04:31] ---**
there was a 30-volume encyclopedia set...
**[04:34] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:36] ---**
How do you like it, ma'am?
**[04:38] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[04:39] ---**
Hurry up and put it back to normal!
**[04:41] ---**
I had a game I wanted to play!
**[04:43] ---**
Learn from the past, know the future!
**[04:47] ---**
I came to a realization, ma'am.
**[04:49] ---**
New things are certainly convenient, ma'am,
**[04:52] ---**
but as we buried ourselves in convenience,
**[04:54] ---**
we may have lost something
important to us as people, sir!
**[04:59] ---**
What's important to me right now
is my console game!
**[05:03] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[05:05] ---**
Believing you this time
might have been the right move!
***SIGN*** Nice! Right through the middle
**[05:09] ---**
Look.
**[05:09] ---**
It's an old, gunpowder-type gun,
**[05:11] ---**
but maybe because I'm valuing
each individual shot more now,
**[05:15] ---**
my accuracy has gone way up!
**[05:17] ---**
Proven effective!
**[05:19] ---**
And me, maybe because I switched
to healthy natural snacks,
**[05:23] ---**
I lost 2cm around the waist!
***SIGN*** * Mr. Tamama's personal impression only
**[05:26] ---**
Did it... do anything?
**[05:29] ---**
As for me, never mind punch tapes,
**[05:31] ---**
I can now read records, too!
**[05:34] [SONG] ---**
Nyyyyyyaaaa...
**[05:35] ---**
That's impressive.
**[05:36] ---**
Well, Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
**[05:39] ---**
It's being very well received
by the members of my platoon, ma'am!
**[05:42] ---**
You guys are you guys.
**[05:44] ---**
We are us!
**[05:46] ---**
But Sis... it does sound kind of interesting.
**[05:51] ---**
Let's go along with Sarge for just one day.
**[05:54] ---**
Come on, Fuyuki...
**[05:55] ---**
I knew I could count on you, Master Fuyuki.
**[05:57] ---**
A man who can listen to reason, sir.
**[06:01] ---**
All right, fine!
**[06:04] ---**
And so, that night.
**[06:07] ---**
And I'm out!
**[06:09] ---**
First place for me!
**[06:10] ---**
I lost again!
**[06:12] ---**
Mom, you're so good at this.
**[06:15] ---**
My past has served me well!
**[06:17] ---**
Oh, right!
**[06:18] ---**
So when you were a child...
**[06:19] ---**
Yes.
**[06:20] ---**
We didn't have a gaming console
in our house back then,
**[06:23] ---**
so when we played together,
we played cards or these board games.
**[06:27] ---**
Huh.
**[06:30] ---**
And speaking of that...
**[06:31] ---**
Second place!
**[06:33] ---**
Ahhh, I'm last again?!
**[06:35] ---**
One more game, one more!
**[06:37] ---**
Well! For all your complaining,
**[06:39] ---**
you seem to be enjoying it,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
**[06:42] ---**
I'm allowed, aren't I?
**[06:44] ---**
Mom getting back from work early
was a factor, too,
**[06:46] ---**
but it's rare that we're
all together this late.
**[06:50] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[06:52] ---**
Natsumi, you're always
playing console games,
**[06:54] ---**
and Fuyuki's always stuck
in his room on the Internet.
**[06:58] ---**
Am I?
**[06:59] ---**
See... you have more family
conversations now, too, sir!
**[07:03] ---**
Well, this might not be bad
from time to time!
**[07:06] ---**
See?
**[07:07] ---**
Just like I said, right?
**[07:09] ---**
Old things are awesome!
**[07:11] ---**
Long live old things!
**[07:12] ---**
Now that he had Natsumi-chan's approval,
**[07:14] ---**
he pushed his luck increasingly farther.
**[07:17] ---**
Uhh, so, seeing how well-received it was,
**[07:19] ---**
I will step up Operation Learn From the Past
still further, into its second phase, sir!
**[07:25] ---**
Still further?!
**[07:27] ---**
What do you expect me to do with this gun?
**[07:29] ---**
Matchlock gun.
**[07:31] ---**
Ahh, no, the fire's going out!
**[07:36] ---**
Sweet... Faintly sweet...
**[07:40] ---**
Sugar cane.
***SIGN*** Zansu Zansu
**[07:41] ---**
What's your name?
**[07:44] ---**
Abacus.
**[07:45] ---**
U-Um, excuse me, my equipment
is just the same as it usu—
**[07:49] ---**
You think I can fight with this thing?!
**[07:52] ---**
Even though my methods were even accepted by
our enemy of many years, Hinata Natsumi, sir?
**[07:59] ---**
Natsumi did?
**[08:00] ---**
And look at me!
**[08:02] ---**
I'm here enjoying my wooden
Gundam plastic model, sir!
**[08:06] ---**
Um... Gundam... *plastic*?
**[08:07] ---**
Pretty sure that's not plastic...
**[08:09] ---**
Uncle!
**[08:11] ---**
I went all out and tried on
a twelve-layer robe!
**[08:14] ---**
Or, like, Heian era?
**[08:16] ---**
That woman!
**[08:17] ---**
She never stops pandering to Mr. Sergeant!
**[08:20] ---**
Ahhh, sugar cane is so good!
**[08:22] ---**
I love me some Okinawa rail!
**[08:24] ---**
See, see?
**[08:26] ---**
In fact, anything goes here
as long as it's old, sir!
**[08:28] ---**
We'll make it older and older, sir!
**[08:35] ---**
Gunpowder is a product of
civilization! Banned, sir!
**[08:38] ---**
Sweet... nectar is sweet...
**[08:42] ---**
Natural sweets are the real clinchers!
**[08:45] ---**
One!
**[08:46] ---**
Two!
**[08:47] ---**
Three!
**[08:48] ---**
Lots!
**[08:50] ---**
Lots and lots!
**[08:50] ---**
The world doesn't need
numbers greater than three!
**[08:53] ---**
Umm, could you please make
my equipment old as—
***SIGN*** Rusted
**[08:58] ---**
It's *turned* old!
**[09:00] ---**
Still more, sir...
**[09:04] ---**
Yes. Age is justice!
**[09:06] ---**
Age is power!
**[09:27] ---**
Hold it, meat!
**[09:29] ---**
My equipment has become old, too!
**[09:33] ---**
Ahh, I've even stopped thinking now.
**[09:35] ---**
Well! A world with nothing,
absolutely nothing!
**[09:39] ---**
Life is wonderful.
**[09:41] ---**
This is age taken to its limit, sir!
**[09:53] ---**
We don't need...
**[09:55] ---**
...this crap here!
**[10:03] ---**
Don't you get how good it is
to have nothing, sir?
**[10:07] ---**
Keroro...
**[10:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Stone
**[10:09] ---**
Look! What do you think?
**[10:11] ---**
A Gundam plastic model made out of stone!
**[10:13] ---**
A little bit of work, and you can certainly
have enjoyment even in this age, sir!
**[10:17] ---**
Like I said, it's not plastic anymore.
**[10:19] ---**
Okay.
**[10:20] ---**
Let's return to our roots and resonate, sir!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
**[10:35] ---**
Everything becomes the wind.
**[10:39] ---**
How wonderful, sir.
**[10:41] ---**
Excuse me, stupid frog!
**[10:44] ---**
Come on, please stop this now.
**[10:46] ---**
Being dressed like this is embarrassing!
**[10:48] ---**
And I don't like mammoth meat very much.
**[10:52] ---**
It takes ages to digest.
**[10:54] ---**
And I should really be going to pick up
Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript.
**[10:58] ---**
Or, like, primal era?
**[11:01] ---**
What are you all talking about, sir?
**[11:03] ---**
And Lady Natsumi!
**[11:05] ---**
You didn't think it was all bad!
**[11:07] ---**
Wh—?! Who said I wanted you
to go back this far?!
**[11:10] ---**
Older is better! Older is better!
**[11:13] ---**
Old things are awesome!
**[11:15] ---**
While I'm being *nice* to you,
**[11:17] ---**
let's put it back, okay? Got it?
**[11:21] ---**
But...
**[11:23] ---**
Put. It. Back.
***SIGN*** Gyaaaaaaaoooo!
**[11:32] ---**
And so, Sarge's
Operation Learn From the Past
**[11:35] ---**
ended with a new appreciation
of Natsumi-chan's terrifying nature.
**[11:40] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on. Stick it on...
**[11:43] ---**
That day,
**[11:44] ---**
as usual, Sarge was putting his energy
into making Gundam models.
**[11:47] ---**
Yeah, the quality of the latest
Gundam models really is impressive, sir!
**[11:52] ---**
If I work this twelfth Rick Dom
into that giant set,
**[11:56] ---**
then my life's greatest work,
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
***SIGN*** Floating Dock
**[11:59] ---**
my "Farewell in Side 6 Big Diorama,"
will finally be complete, sir!
***SIGN*** Ah
**[12:05] ---**
No!
**[12:06] ---**
Paint on the carpet!
**[12:08] ---**
If Lady Natsumi finds out about this,
I'm going to be punished!
**[12:11] ---**
No... it's possible that it could be
something even more horrifying.
**[12:14] ---**
What's happened?
**[12:15] ---**
Gero!!!
**[12:16] ---**
Um... that's... this is...
**[12:20] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[12:21] ---**
I'll never make a Gundam model
in the living room again!
**[12:24] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[12:26] ---**
Hee hee!
**[12:27] ---**
Huh? "Hee hee"?
**[12:28] ---**
It's okay.
**[12:29] ---**
We were thinking of getting rid of
this carpet soon, anyway.
**[12:34] ---**
And you can make your Gundam models
here as much as you want.
**[12:37] ---**
Okay? Kero-chan?
**[12:39] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[12:41] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[12:43] ---**
Kero-chan?
***SIGN*** Kero-chan
**[12:43] ---**
Kero... chan...?
**[12:45] ---**
That fearsome Lady Natsumi...
called me... Kero-chan...?
**[12:52] ---**
Natsumi: Kindness is a Sin, Sir!
**[12:58] ---**
Something's wrong...
**[12:59] ---**
Something's definitely wrong, sir...
**[13:01] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[13:02] ---**
I made some tea for you!
**[13:06] ---**
There we go. And some of those
instant dumplings you like so much.
**[13:10] ---**
Eat up!
**[13:12] ---**
Why... Why is that terrifying Lady Natsumi...
**[13:15] ---**
Some kind of trap?
**[13:16] ---**
Or... a new type of punishment, where she raises
my hopes up so she can knock me down again?
**[13:20] ---**
What's wrong, Kero-chan?
**[13:22] ---**
Your tea will go cold.
**[13:23] ---**
Ba-dum!
**[13:24] ---**
In that case, I'll... test it a bit, sir.
**[13:28] ---**
U-Umm...
**[13:29] ---**
N-Nerrr! Natsumi the nitwit!
**[13:33] ---**
Grumpybutt! Pigface! Potatohead!
**[13:36] ---**
Your mom is fat!
**[13:38] ---**
Kiss my butt!
**[13:40] ---**
Oops, I farted. Gero gero.
**[13:44] ---**
Eeee! It's coming!
**[13:45] ---**
The punishment is coming!
**[13:47] ---**
You're so silly, Kero-chan.
**[13:50] ---**
Honestly.
**[13:51] ---**
You mustn't be naughty, okay?
**[13:55] ---**
Whaa...
**[13:56] ---**
This is wrong.
**[13:57] ---**
Something is very wrong, sir...
**[13:59] ---**
I... I have to...
**[14:01] ---**
Umm, I'm going to excuse
myself here, ma'am...
**[14:04] ---**
Oh, right! I bought you some fresh starfruit!
**[14:08] ---**
Wait just a moment, Kero-chan!
**[14:12] ---**
What in space is going on, sir?
**[14:14] ---**
Sorry? Who did you say was fat?
**[14:17] ---**
Erk!
**[14:19] ---**
Time to eat!
**[14:23] ---**
It's been a while since we all
ate dinner together!
**[14:25] ---**
Isn't this more extravagant than usual, Sis?
**[14:30] ---**
Kero-chan has to eat his fill, after all!
**[14:33] ---**
Oh, that's unusual!
**[14:34] ---**
Don't be silly! Kero-chan is
our house's cute little mascot!
**[14:38] ---**
This is only natural!
**[14:43] ---**
What's up with Natsumi?
**[14:45] ---**
I'm not sure, either.
**[14:48] ---**
Ah, Kero-chan!
**[14:49] ---**
Ba-dump!
**[14:50] ---**
Come on, you've got sauce
around your mouth...
**[14:54] ---**
Stay still, okay?
**[14:55] ---**
Ah, you really don't need to!
**[14:57] ---**
How is it?
**[14:58] ---**
I worked extra hard to
make it for you, you know?
**[15:01] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[15:03] ---**
It's very delicious.
**[15:05] ---**
Great!
**[15:05] ---**
Umm, I think I'm full, so...
I'll excuse myself now!
**[15:09] ---**
Oh, right!
**[15:10] ---**
Something else?
**[15:12] ---**
The bath's all ready for you, Kero-chan!
**[15:15] ---**
Take your time getting warm!
**[15:21] ---**
The more I think about this,
the less sense it makes, sir.
**[15:25] ---**
Normally, Lady Natsumi would be...
**[15:27] ---**
STUPID!
**[15:28] ---**
FROG!
**[15:29] ---**
Noo!
**[15:32] ---**
Just remembering it gives me the shivers!
**[15:34] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[15:35] ---**
Gero?
**[15:36] ---**
How's the water?
**[15:38] ---**
Ah, i-it's just great, ma'am!
**[15:40] ---**
Nice and warm, ma—
**[15:42] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:45] ---**
I thought I'd wash your back...
**[15:50] ---**
No, uh, I...
**[15:52] ---**
Come on, come on, hurry up!
**[15:56] ---**
Kero-chan, thank you for always
helping out with the chores.
**[16:00] ---**
Y-Yes... Yes.
**[16:02] ---**
Um...
**[16:03] ---**
Yes?!
**[16:04] ---**
I want to be with you forever.
**[16:08] ---**
Mommy...
**[16:10] ---**
Come on... please?
**[16:11] ---**
Don't go back to the base...
**[16:13] ---**
Ah... ah... w-wait...
**[16:15] ---**
Ah, Kero-chan, wait!
**[16:17] ---**
H-Help meeeee!
**[16:22] ---**
I... Nothing makes sense to me anymore...
**[16:27] ---**
I guess Natsumi too finally appreciated
your magnificence, Commander Keroro.
**[16:32] ---**
Precisely that.
**[16:34] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:36] ---**
Being nice to our leader
is only natural, after all.
**[16:39] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:40] ---**
What's... gotten into you all?
**[16:43] ---**
Uncle, you're the best!
**[16:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are the best!
**[16:45] ---**
Or, like, passioned embrace?
**[16:47] ---**
Gero?
**[16:48] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, please do not ever leave me!
**[16:52] ---**
Don't go anywhere, Uncle!
**[16:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:01] ---**
Why... Why is everyone
suddenly nice to me, sir?
**[17:04] ---**
What in the world...
**[17:06] ---**
Everyone is just crazy for our very
smart and cool sergeant, that's all.
**[17:11] ---**
What? Even Narrator-san is
being unnaturally nice.
**[17:15] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Space Health Examination Result * Your results have come back. Please come as soon as you are able. Keron Army Welfare Division
**[17:19] ---**
Space Health Examination Result...
**[17:24] ---**
Come to think of it, I never went
to hear the results of that checkup.
**[17:28] ---**
Huh?
**[17:30] ---**
I want to be with you forever.
**[17:33] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, please do not ever leave me!
**[17:37] ---**
Don't go anywhere, Uncle!
**[17:40] ---**
Wait... don't tell me...
**[17:42] ---**
...my health checkup results were...
***SIGN*** The Worst Possible Outcome
**[17:44] ---**
...the worst possible outcome?!
***SIGN*** Results Sergeant Keroro is probably done for.
**[17:47] ---**
Results of space health examination.
**[17:49] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is probably done for.
**[17:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[17:54] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:57] ---**
Okay, everyone... We have to give
the stupid frog— no, Kero-chan—
**[18:03] ---**
the nicest treatment we can until the end!
**[18:05] ---**
Okay!
**[18:06] ---**
Ding.
**[18:08] ---**
So...
**[18:09] ---**
So that was it, sir...
**[18:13] ---**
No... it can't be...
**[18:15] ---**
That can't be it, sir.
**[18:18] ---**
I'm just overthinking it, sir.
**[18:21] ---**
No, that's not what I mean!
**[18:23] ---**
Gero?
**[18:24] ---**
Someone's in the Gundam model room?
**[18:26] ---**
Come on! Isn't there anything we can do?
**[18:31] ---**
Unfortunately... it might be too late.
**[18:34] ---**
What are they talking about, sir?
**[18:36] ---**
We definitely have to keep this
secret from Mr. Sergeant.
**[18:42] ---**
Some things are better off not known.
**[18:44] ---**
Huh? Wh-What are they...
**[18:47] ---**
Uncle... I feel so sorry for him!
**[18:51] ---**
Why did this have to happen?
***SIGN*** Medicine
**[18:57] ---**
Gero...
**[19:02] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[19:06] ---**
The results of my health checkup were
definitely the worst thing imaginable, sir!
**[19:10] ---**
That's why everyone is
suddenly being nice to—
**[19:14] ---**
Gero...
**[19:16] ---**
But... is it okay to just
run away like this, sir?
**[19:18] ---**
If I don't have long left in my life...
**[19:20] ---**
...hearing that truth is...
**[19:23] ---**
...the way I choose to live!
**[19:26] ---**
Ahhh, maaaan!
**[19:28] ---**
How did this happen?!
**[19:30] ---**
I-Is this how it goes?
**[19:32] ---**
Where does this part stick to?
**[19:35] ---**
Just stick it anywhere.
**[19:37] ---**
I... think I broke it up
even more than it already was...
**[19:40] ---**
Or, like, broken record?
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
**[19:42] ---**
But, Natchi, how did this happen?
**[19:45] ---**
I never meant to do it!
**[19:48] ---**
At first, I was just thinking
of annoying him a little...
**[19:53] ---**
I see.
**[19:55] ---**
So this is where the stupid frog
goes to relax.
**[19:59] ---**
I'll get him back for
his prank the other day...
***SIGN*** CRASHHHH!!
**[20:08] ---**
Owowow...
**[20:09] ---**
What was that noise?!
**[20:11] ---**
What happened?
**[20:12] ---**
Ahh! That's the...
**[20:13] ---**
...huge Farewell in Side 6 diorama Commander-dono
has been pouring his heart into for ages!
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
**[20:23] ---**
I should have just apologized
to him honestly, but...
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
**[20:26] ---**
Sorry to make you all help me.
**[20:29] ---**
Anyway, let's just get it fixed
before Keroro notices.
**[20:33] ---**
That leg is from this thing!
**[20:34] ---**
Uwaaa! It broke into even smaller pieces!
**[20:37] ---**
Or, like, raucous debate?
**[20:41] ---**
Everyone!
***SIGN*** Farewell in Side 6
**[20:44] ---**
Don't hide it! I want you
to tell me the truth, sir!
**[20:47] ---**
My life!
**[20:49] ---**
Is my life...?
**[20:58] ---**
Uhhh...
**[21:01] ---**
Um... what is that?
**[21:03] ---**
U-Uhh... er... this is...
**[21:08] ---**
Oh!
**[21:10] ---**
So the reason you were all nice to me
**[21:12] ---**
is because you wanted to be my
Gundam model disciples, ma'am!
**[21:17] ---**
I... I totally...
**[21:21] ---**
Very good!
**[21:22] ---**
My "Path of Gundam" is a strict one, ma'am!
**[21:25] ---**
Are you sure you're prepared, ma'am?!
**[21:27] ---**
Huh?!
**[21:28] ---**
Y-Yes, of course I am!
**[21:30] ---**
Oh, I'm looking forward
to this "Path of Gundam"!
**[21:33] ---**
Y-Yes, as am I!
**[21:35] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[21:37] ---**
Or, like, apply oneself?
**[21:39] ---**
Good, good!
**[21:40] ---**
Then come with me, sir!
**[21:42] ---**
Yes!
**[21:44] ---**
However, it was immediately afterwards
that the sergeant learned the truth.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:24] ---**
Having received orders from HQ
to test their newest spaceship,
**[23:27] ---**
I headed into space alone.
**[23:29] ---**
However, I was plunged into crisis
by a sudden accident!
**[23:32] ---**
Would I be able to return to Pekopon safely?
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Take a bath!
**[23:38] ---**
"Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E322 - Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?! / Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2NJ2/giroro-escape-impossible-sir--keroro-rescue-impossible-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:37] ---**
Exiting warp.
**[01:44] ---**
Engine output normal.
**[01:46] ---**
No irregularities with the
optic monitor or sensors.
**[01:51] ---**
Proceeding to test mission
according to schedule.
**[01:55] ---**
When you are on the brink of death,
in a strange land far from your home,
**[02:01] ---**
what thoughts go through your mind?
**[02:06] ---**
Giroro: Escape Impossible, Sir?!
**[02:12] ---**
How are you looking, Corporal Giroro?
**[02:15] ---**
I'd expect no less from a test model
the army is planning to deploy.
**[02:19] ---**
It doesn't feel bad.
**[02:21] ---**
This time will be a test flight
ordered directly by HQ, sir.
**[02:25] ---**
Please continue gathering data
on the ship, sir.
**[02:29] ---**
Roger.
**[02:32] ---**
The test mission will now move on to Phase 2.
**[02:37] ---**
What?
**[02:38] ---**
Anomaly in test sector!
**[02:40] ---**
Or, like...
**[02:44] ---**
External monitor damaged!
**[02:46] ---**
And even the optic monitor is down?
**[02:48] ---**
This is Giroro!
**[02:50] ---**
What in blazes is going on?
**[02:51] ---**
I am unable to check the outside
from here at present.
**[02:54] ---**
Tell me the situation.
**[02:57] ---**
Is there no way we can pull
Mr. Corporal out of there?
**[03:00] ---**
No, looks pretty much like rescue
impossible from where I'm standing.
**[03:03] ---**
It might be better
not to let him know right now.
**[03:07] ---**
Gero...
**[03:08] ---**
What in the world can we do?!
**[03:09] ---**
Get it together!
**[03:10] ---**
Gero!
**[03:12] ---**
Giroro... The truth is...
**[03:14] ---**
Even I can tell what's going on right now.
**[03:17] ---**
Some kind of accident's
occurred in this sector,
**[03:20] ---**
and the aftermath of that
has damaged this ship.
**[03:22] ---**
Further, there is the risk of explosion,
and rescue is impossible.
**[03:25] ---**
Am I wrong?
**[03:28] ---**
Th-That's exactly right, sir.
**[03:32] ---**
It may be a test flight,
**[03:33] ---**
but unexpected troubles
do occur when out in space.
**[03:37] ---**
From the moment I volunteered
to be a test pilot,
**[03:40] ---**
I was prepared for such a thing to happen.
**[03:42] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[03:44] ---**
Your orders, please.
**[03:45] ---**
I will follow them.
**[03:48] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[03:49] ---**
We will think of a resolution
immediately, sir!
**[03:57] ---**
Yes.
**[03:58] ---**
In crisis situations like this one,
**[03:59] ---**
it's important to remain calm
as you analyze and deal with the situation.
**[04:04] ---**
However...
**[04:06] ---**
Picturing how I am currently isolated
in the wide expanse of space
**[04:11] ---**
does give me the chills.
**[04:13] ---**
I can't rule out the possibility that I will now
spend my final days here, all alone.
**[04:22] ---**
Hey! Are you listening to me, Keroro?
**[04:24] ---**
Wh-What is it, sir?
**[04:27] ---**
It's strange.
**[04:29] ---**
Despite the situation I'm in,
**[04:31] ---**
I have an incredible craving
for coffee-flavored milk.
**[04:37] ---**
Once you're back safely,
**[04:38] ---**
we'll drink some together, sir!
**[04:41] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:42] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[04:44] ---**
Ah... come to think of it,
**[04:46] ---**
I left Kululu in charge of everything
relating to the specs of this ship...
**[04:54] ---**
What's happening?!
**[04:55] ---**
Don't worry, sir.
**[04:57] ---**
There's a space storm going
on right nearby, sir.
**[05:01] ---**
I... I see.
**[05:07] ---**
By the way, Keroro,
**[05:08] ---**
the temperature within the
ship is unusually high.
**[05:11] ---**
U-Uhhh...
**[05:13] ---**
There's a large heat source nearb—
**[05:16] ---**
Heat source?
**[05:17] ---**
Don't tell me we've entered
the Sun's gravitational field?
**[05:22] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[05:23] ---**
Respond, Keroro!
**[05:24] ---**
Isn't there any way we can get
Lady Natsumi—
**[05:26] ---**
Natsumi?
**[05:27] ---**
—if we can get Master Saburo
to come here—
**[05:29] ---**
Saburo?
**[05:30] ---**
What?
**[05:32] ---**
What are they talking about?
**[05:35] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[05:38] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[05:39] ---**
Those jerks...
**[05:41] ---**
Are they trying to bring
Natsumi and Saburo together
**[05:43] ---**
as part of another absurd strategy?
**[05:47] ---**
And in the meantime, to stop me interfering,
they used the pretext of a test flight
**[05:51] ---**
to send me out into space?
**[05:54] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[05:55] ---**
Respond!
**[05:56] ---**
I'm very sorry!
**[05:58] ---**
Uncle is currently away from his seat!
**[06:03] ---**
Fine... then I'll get back
to Earth by myself,
**[06:06] ---**
and stop whatever they're
scheming at all costs!
**[06:09] ---**
Wait for me, Natsumi!
**[06:13] ---**
This is it.
**[06:14] ---**
If there is a body with a large
gravitational pull nearby,
**[06:17] ---**
I can use that gravity
**[06:19] ---**
to assume a trajectory that
will take me back to the base.
**[06:22] ---**
Fortunately, I'm in the
Sun's gravity right now.
**[06:25] ---**
Swing-bys require blasting the engines
at maximum for just an instant.
**[06:29] ---**
I only get one chance.
**[06:31] ---**
Plus, in order to do that, I will have to cut
as many of the other energy systems as possible.
**[06:36] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[06:37] ---**
Can you hear me, sir?!
**[06:39] ---**
Keroro!
**[06:40] ---**
What do you want at this stage?!
**[06:42] ---**
Okay, Lady Natsumi.
**[06:44] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:45] ---**
Natsumi?
**[06:47] ---**
I heard everything from the stupid frog.
**[06:49] ---**
But, Giroro, I believe in you.
**[06:52] ---**
I believe that you can make it back safely,
no matter how dire things get.
**[06:57] ---**
Natsumi...
**[06:59] ---**
So that was it...
**[07:01] ---**
We have to somehow get Lady Natsumi—
**[07:03] ---**
You were... thinking of
the worst-case scenario,
**[07:06] ---**
and trying to make sure I heard
Natsumi's voice one last time.
**[07:09] ---**
—if we can get Master Saburo
to come here—
**[07:11] ---**
Which means...
**[07:12] ---**
That was... them thinking of a way to save me
using Saburo's Reality Pen.
**[07:21] ---**
Keroro...
**[07:22] ---**
I'm sorry for doubting you...
**[07:24] ---**
Gero?
**[07:25] ---**
What are you talking about, sir?
**[07:28] ---**
Keroro...
**[07:29] ---**
Natsumi... and the rest of you...
**[07:31] ---**
I will definitely come back alive!
**[07:33] ---**
Without fail... no matter what!
**[07:36] ---**
Natsumi!
**[07:37] ---**
Lady Natsumi came running here
from the bath, sir.
**[07:42] ---**
Don't catch a cold, Natsumi.
**[07:44] ---**
Is now the time to be worrying about me?
**[07:47] ---**
You're not wrong.
**[07:52] ---**
This ship will now activate
its emergency release system.
**[07:57] ---**
This will be swing-by navigation
beginning with the Sun's gravity.
**[08:01] ---**
With this, it will be possible to set this ship
on a return course to Pekopon in one movement.
**[08:05] ---**
I-If you're sure, sir.
**[08:08] ---**
I will now end communications.
**[08:10] ---**
I have to conserve energy in
preparation for max thrust.
**[08:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro,
**[08:17] ---**
we'll be praying for your safety, sir!
**[08:20] ---**
I thank you for your thoughtfulness.
**[08:22] ---**
Do your best, Giroro!
**[08:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:25] ---**
I'll see you on Pekopon.
**[08:30] ---**
Ah! The towel slipped!
**[08:34] ---**
Her towel... slipped?
**[08:36] ---**
In the space of a single instant, Giroro's mind
raced through countless conflicting intentions!
**[08:41] ---**
I see...
**[08:43] ---**
They said that Natsumi came
running here from the bath.
**[08:46] ---**
Which means that right now, on the
other side of this communication...
**[08:50] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[08:52] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:53] ---**
Hurry up and turn the video on!
**[08:56] ---**
Wait!
**[08:57] ---**
Right now, we have to preserve every bit
of energy we can for the max thrust!
**[09:02] ---**
Don't you care if you don't
make it back to Pekopon?!
**[09:06] ---**
So you do a max thrust now.
**[09:08] ---**
It still doesn't give you a 100% chance
of making it back safely.
**[09:10] ---**
In fact, there's a way bigger chance
you *won't* make it back.
**[09:13] ---**
If you can't make it back alive anyway,
**[09:15] ---**
what's wrong with getting a glance of
Natsumi's face in your very last moments?
**[09:18] ---**
Is it really the *face* you want?
**[09:20] ---**
Wh-What do you mean by that?
**[09:22] ---**
Aren't you hiding more shameful intentions?
**[09:25] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous.
**[09:26] ---**
As if I could think such things
in a crisis like this.
**[09:29] ---**
All I want is to see Natsumi's face!
**[09:33] ---**
Then why aren't you trying
to hold on to life?!
**[09:35] ---**
No matter how low the probability,
**[09:37] ---**
betting on that last thread of hope
is what makes a man a man!
**[09:40] ---**
Live! Live!
**[09:42] ---**
As long as you're alive,
**[09:43] ---**
you have all the opportunities in the world
to see Natsumi's face!
**[09:47] ---**
Yeah, great, her face and nothing el—
**[09:48] ---**
N-No no, that's not it.
**[09:50] ---**
No, it is it!
**[09:52] ---**
Hurry up and turn on the monitor already!
**[09:55] ---**
Believe in the future!
**[09:57] ---**
Live!
**[09:58] ---**
As long as you're alive...
**[09:59] ---**
As long as you're alive...!
**[10:05] ---**
Yes...
**[10:07] ---**
As long as I'm... alive...
**[10:11] ---**
But just a little peek!
**[10:13] ---**
Corporal!
**[10:15] ---**
What?! It's Fuyuki?!
**[10:18] ---**
Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb! I'm so dumb!
**[10:20] ---**
Why didn't I just press it right away?!
**[10:22] ---**
Natsumi's... Natsumi's...
**[10:28] ---**
Emergency release system activated.
**[10:30] ---**
Engaging maximum thrust.
**[10:36] ---**
...freshly-bathed body!
**[10:38] ---**
Body! Body! Bodyyyyy!!
**[11:06] ---**
Am I... saved?
**[11:10] ---**
Yes!
**[11:11] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[11:13] ---**
Wow.
**[11:14] ---**
I was worried for a moment, sir.
**[11:20] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[11:22] ---**
Concluded test mission moments ago.
**[11:24] ---**
I have returned to Pekopon safely.
**[11:27] ---**
Awaiting recovery.
**[11:33] ---**
As long as you're alive...
there will always...
**[11:41] ---**
Engine output normal.
**[11:43] ---**
No irregularities with the
optic monitor or sensors.
**[11:46] ---**
Huh? This is what we just saw, right?
**[11:49] ---**
Giroro-san has arrived in the bath
on schedule!
**[11:53] ---**
Or, like, first-up bathing?
**[11:57] ---**
So what we just saw wasn't in space, but...
**[12:00] ---**
...in the bathtub?!
**[12:05] ---**
Keroro: Rescue Impossible, Sir?!
**[12:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, why are you testing
the spaceship in the bath?
**[12:15] ---**
Yeah, the thing about that is,
**[12:17] ---**
we couldn't get permission to do
a test flight in outer space.
**[12:21] ---**
Every sector has strict regulation nowadays.
**[12:24] ---**
So we decided!
**[12:30] ---**
We'd do the test in the Hinata house
bathtub, likening it to space, sir!
**[12:35] ---**
I see. So that's what was going on.
***SIGN*** Secret
**[12:38] ---**
Of course, it's a secret from Giroro, okay?
**[12:43] ---**
How are you looking, Corporal Giroro?
**[12:46] ---**
I'd expect no less from a test model
the army is planning to deploy.
**[12:50] ---**
It doesn't feel bad.
**[12:51] ---**
This time will be a test flight
ordered directly by HQ, sir.
**[12:56] ---**
Please continue gathering data
on the ship, sir.
**[13:00] ---**
Roger.
**[13:02] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[13:04] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:05] ---**
What?!
**[13:06] ---**
Anomaly in test sector!
**[13:08] ---**
Or, like...
**[13:17] ---**
Daytime baths are nice to have
every once in a while!
**[13:21] ---**
But... weird of Fuyuki.
**[13:22] ---**
Wonder why he got a hot bath
ready at this time?
**[13:26] ---**
We have trouble!
**[13:28] ---**
Natchi got in there!
**[13:30] ---**
This is bad, sir.
**[13:32] ---**
Not only were we using the Hinata bathtub
for spaceship tests without asking...
**[13:36] ---**
...but that's the very same tub...
**[13:38] ---**
...Giroro is in!
**[13:40] ---**
If Lady Natsumi finds out...!
**[13:44] ---**
Stupid frog!!
**[13:45] ---**
Noooooo!
**[13:49] ---**
Is there no way we can pull
Mr. Corporal out of there?
**[13:52] ---**
No, looks pretty much like rescue
impossible from where I'm standing.
**[13:54] ---**
It might be better
not to let him know right now.
**[13:58] ---**
Gero...
**[13:59] ---**
What in the world can we do?!
**[14:01] ---**
Get it together!
**[14:03] ---**
Gero!
**[14:04] ---**
Giroro... The truth is...
**[14:07] ---**
Even I can tell what's going on right now.
**[14:10] ---**
Some kind of accident's
occurred in this sector,
**[14:13] ---**
and the aftermath of that
has damaged this ship.
**[14:15] ---**
Further, there is the risk of explosion,
and rescue is impossible.
**[14:18] ---**
Am I wrong?
***SIGN*** That's exactly right, sir!
**[14:21] ---**
Th-That's exactly right, sir.
**[14:25] ---**
It may be a test flight,
**[14:26] ---**
but unexpected troubles do
occur when out in space.
**[14:30] ---**
From the moment I volunteered
to be a test pilot,
**[14:33] ---**
I was prepared for such a thing to happen.
**[14:35] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[14:36] ---**
Your orders, please.
**[14:37] ---**
I will follow them.
**[14:40] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[14:41] ---**
We will think of a resolution
immediately, sir!
**[14:46] ---**
Yeah, 'cept...
**[14:48] ---**
...we're just gonna have to wait for Lady Natsumi
to get out of the bath, right?
**[14:51] ---**
Might be tricky.
**[14:53] ---**
Natsumi's average bath time
is 28 minutes 40 seconds.
**[14:57] ---**
Over 40 minutes when she takes a while.
**[14:59] ---**
But that ship's life support systems are
only gonna last another 20 minutes at best.
**[15:04] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:05] ---**
Really?
**[15:06] ---**
We have to get Natchi out of there!
***SIGN*** Coffee-Flavored Milk
**[15:15] ---**
Baths remind me of public baths!
**[15:17] ---**
And those remind me of coffee-flavored milk!
**[15:20] ---**
If we zap her with these waves that make
you want to drink coffee-flavored milk,
**[15:24] ---**
even Lady Natsumi with her famously long
baths will get out like a superexpress, sir!
**[15:25] ---**
Delicious!
**[15:32] ---**
I suddenly feel like drinking
coffee-flavored milk for some reason.
**[15:36] ---**
It's super-effective, sir!
**[15:38] ---**
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[15:39] ---**
But the more I resist the temptation,
**[15:41] ---**
the better it'll taste
when I finally get some!
***SIGN*** Failure!
**[15:44] ---**
Old man!
**[15:44] ---**
Operation failed!
**[15:46] ---**
Hey! Are you listening to me, Keroro?
**[15:48] ---**
Wh-What is it, sir?
**[15:51] ---**
It's strange.
**[15:52] ---**
Despite the situation I'm in,
**[15:54] ---**
I have an incredible craving
for coffee-flavored milk.
**[15:57] ---**
Well, yes, you would.
**[15:59] ---**
O-Once you're back safely,
**[16:00] ---**
we'll drink some together, sir!
**[16:03] ---**
Yeah. I'm looking forward to it.
**[16:06] ---**
W-We'll have to move on
to the next plan, sir!
**[16:09] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[16:10] ---**
R-Right!
**[16:17] ---**
Heh heh heh.
**[16:18] ---**
I'll fill that tiny bath with my poohekokis,
**[16:22] ---**
and drive Natchi out!
**[16:27] ---**
Take this!
**[16:38] ---**
Fartback!
***SIGN*** Failure!
**[16:39] ---**
Operation failed!
**[16:42] ---**
Why is the window open?!
**[16:46] ---**
What's happening?!
**[16:46] ---**
Don't worry, sir.
**[16:48] ---**
There's a space storm
going on right nearby, sir.
**[16:52] ---**
I... I see.
**[16:54] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[16:58] ---**
If I make her laugh uproariously
with my American Joke,
**[17:02] ---**
heat will spread throughout her body,
**[17:04] ---**
and I am certain she will
want to leave the bath!
**[17:07] ---**
Natsumi-dono!
**[17:09] ---**
It's American Joke time! Let's go!
**[17:13] ---**
Dororo?
**[17:14] ---**
American jokes...? Why...
when I'm in the bath?
**[17:18] ---**
This joke's assured to get a
laugh in the bath, my monkey!
**[17:22] ---**
After all, my joke was...
**[17:26] ---**
...taught to me in Waterloo!
***SIGN*** Waterloo
**[17:30] ---**
Hey, you!
**[17:31] ---**
You!
**[17:32] ---**
Huh?
**[17:33] ---**
He made the place even colder.
***SIGN*** Failure!
**[17:35] ---**
Operation failed.
**[17:37] ---**
Freezing.
**[17:38] ---**
I think I'll reheat it.
**[17:42] ---**
By the way, Keroro,
**[17:43] ---**
the temperature within the
ship is unusually high...
**[17:46] ---**
Yes, because she reheated it.
**[17:48] ---**
U-Uhhh...
**[17:50] ---**
There's a large heat source nearb—
**[17:53] ---**
Gero?
**[17:54] ---**
He disappeared.
**[17:55] ---**
Isn't there any way we can get
Lady Natsumi out of the bath?
**[18:00] ---**
For example, if we can get
Master Saburo to come here...
**[18:03] ---**
The target is on the move!
**[18:05] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:06] ---**
She appears to be about
to wash her hair and body!
**[18:09] ---**
Gero...
**[18:11] ---**
In that case...!
**[18:16] ---**
While Lady Natsumi is washing her hair,
**[18:19] ---**
I'm going to recover Giroro's spaceship, sir!
**[18:22] ---**
Gently... quietly...
**[18:26] ---**
Gen—
***SIGN*** Soap
**[18:27] ---**
By coincidence, soap is right in his path!
**[18:29] ---**
Noooo!
***SIGN*** Slip
***SIGN*** Soap
**[18:31] ---**
Ow ow ow ow ow!
**[18:33] ---**
STUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIID FROOOOOOOO...
**[18:38] ---**
Sh-She's on fire.
**[18:40] ---**
Oh, right!
**[18:42] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[18:43] ---**
We have bigger problems, ma'am!
**[18:45] ---**
It's Giroro! Giroro's in trouble, ma'am!
**[18:55] ---**
Corporal Giroro! Can you hear me, sir?!
**[18:57] ---**
Keroro!
**[18:58] ---**
What do you want at this stage?!
**[19:00] ---**
Okay, Lady Natsumi.
**[19:02] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:04] ---**
Natsumi?
**[19:05] ---**
I heard everything from the stupid frog.
**[19:08] ---**
But, Giroro, I believe in you.
**[19:11] ---**
I believe that you can make it back safely,
no matter how dire things get.
**[19:12] ---**
Somehow I managed to get Lady Natsumi
out of the bath, sir...
**[19:16] ---**
All that's left is...
**[19:18] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[19:20] ---**
Where are you?
**[19:22] ---**
That's unusual.
**[19:24] ---**
The bath's not normally ready
at this time of day.
**[19:27] ---**
Huh? Tamama?
**[19:30] ---**
Fukki...
**[19:32] ---**
Keroro... Natsumi... and the rest of you...
**[19:35] ---**
I will definitely come back alive!
**[19:37] ---**
Without fail... no matter what!
**[19:40] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:41] ---**
Lady Natsumi came running here
from the bath, sir.
**[19:46] ---**
Don't catch a cold, Natsumi.
**[19:48] ---**
Is now the time to be worrying about me?
**[19:51] ---**
You're not wrong.
**[19:53] ---**
This ship will now activate
its emergency release system.
**[19:58] ---**
This will be swing-by navigation
beginning with the Sun's gravity.
**[20:02] ---**
With this, it will be possible to set this ship
on a return course to Pekopon in one movement.
***SIGN*** If you're sure, sir...
**[20:07] ---**
I-If you're sure, sir.
**[20:09] ---**
I will now end communications.
**[20:12] ---**
I have to conserve energy in
preparation for max thrust.
**[20:17] ---**
Corporal Giroro,
**[20:18] ---**
we'll be praying for your safety, sir!
**[20:21] ---**
I thank you for your thoughtfulness.
**[20:23] ---**
Do your best, Giroro!
**[20:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:27] ---**
I'll see you on Pekopon.
**[20:32] ---**
Corporal!
**[20:33] ---**
I heard everything from Tamama!
**[20:36] ---**
The towel slipped!
**[20:38] ---**
Come on, Corporal! Answer me! Corporal!
**[20:43] ---**
But just a little peek!
**[20:44] ---**
Corporal!
**[20:47] ---**
Huh?!
**[20:48] ---**
Corporal...?
**[20:50] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[20:53] ---**
Tama?
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[21:00] ---**
...freshly-bathed body!
**[21:03] ---**
Body?
**[21:04] ---**
Wait... Mr. Corporal?!
**[21:06] ---**
The spaceship is safely out of the ba—
**[21:08] ---**
sorry,
**[21:09] ---**
out of danger and back from space!
**[21:11] ---**
Yes!
**[21:12] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[21:13] ---**
Wow.
**[21:15] ---**
I was worried for a moment, sir.
**[21:18] ---**
Looks like they managed to avoid
Natsumi-chan finding out.
**[21:22] ---**
So, now all that's over,
**[21:23] ---**
everyone, don't stay in the bath too long.
**[21:26] ---**
This is Giroro.
**[21:28] ---**
Concluded test mission moments ago.
**[21:30] ---**
I have returned to Pekopon safely.
**[21:33] ---**
Awaiting recovery.
**[21:40] ---**
Mr. Corporal?!
**[21:42] ---**
Where did you go this time?
**[21:46] ---**
Where am I?!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
Modern cellphones come with cameras,
TV, and a bunch of other stuff,
***SIGN*** Menu Zoom
**[23:28] ---**
but aren't they just
ripping off the Kero Ball?
**[23:31] ---**
If those things start firing beams,
**[23:33] ---**
I'm gonna sue!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
Cutting it close.
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: Enter the Space
Home Alone Boss, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Natsumi's Combat Cameraman Training, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E323 - Keroro: Enter the Space Home Alone Boss, Sir! / Natsumi's Combat Cameraman Training, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGED19/keroro-enter-the-space-home-alone-boss-sir--natsumis-combat-cameraman-training-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:32] ---**
When you're living with your family,
**[01:34] ---**
there are times when you just
want to be alone, right?
**[01:38] ---**
Is it really gonna be okay?
**[01:40] ---**
Sis, do you really have
so little trust in Sarge?
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[01:46] ---**
Yeah. I really do.
**[01:48] ---**
Sarge is always home alone
when we're at school,
**[01:52] ---**
so why not have a little faith in him?
**[01:53] ---**
We're talking about an entire day here.
**[01:56] ---**
And we're staying overnight at a hotel,
**[01:58] ---**
so there's no telling what he'll
get up to in the meantime.
**[02:02] ---**
You're a worrywart, Sis.
**[02:04] ---**
Just go on and have a good time.
**[02:06] ---**
But...
**[02:07] ---**
Natsumi, let's trust Kero-chan.
**[02:10] ---**
Come on.
**[02:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:13] ---**
Kero-chan, I'm counting on you.
**[02:16] ---**
Leave it to me, Lady Mom!
**[02:21] ---**
I just can't help feeling anxious.
**[02:23] ---**
Either way, we can't take Sarge with us.
**[02:26] ---**
That's right.
**[02:27] ---**
Now we're keeping the cab driver waiting.
**[02:40] ---**
Kero...
**[02:43] ---**
No sign of them!
**[02:47] ---**
No sound of them!
**[02:49] ---**
All right. Now I'm...
**[02:55] ---**
Keroro: Enter the Space Home Alone Boss, sir!
**[03:02] ---**
...free!
**[03:06] ---**
Here, too!
**[03:10] ---**
Here, too!
**[03:12] ---**
Spin, spin...
**[03:14] ---**
Even here!
**[03:17] ---**
Warm...
**[03:18] ---**
I just got a chill...
**[03:20] ---**
Right now, I'm alone at the Hinata house.
**[03:23] ---**
In other words, I'm the
master of the Hinata house!
***SIGN*** Master
**[03:27] ---**
Put another way,
**[03:29] ---**
I'm the master of the world!
***SIGN*** The World?
**[03:31] ---**
The world has really shrunk, then.
***SIGN*** Freeloader
**[03:34] ---**
From freeloader to master
in one moment of turnover!
***SIGN*** Master
**[03:38] ---**
If this were a book, it'd definitely sell!
***SIGN*** Best-seller
***SIGN*** Drama Adaptation
***SIGN*** Movie Adaptation
***SIGN*** Rich
**[03:44] ---**
And since I've had this good fortune,
**[03:46] ---**
I'll see to it that no one disturbs me!
**[03:52] ---**
What?
**[03:53] ---**
You want me to escort Natsumi?
**[03:56] ---**
Because on a savage planet like Pekopon,
**[03:58] ---**
you never know what can happen and when.
**[04:03] ---**
I'm reluctant to do this...
**[04:07] ---**
...but I don't have a choice!
**[04:08] ---**
I'm counting on you!
**[04:11] ---**
All right, Private Tamama is next...
**[04:12] ---**
Love!
**[04:14] ---**
That guy would only visit
at a time like this.
**[04:18] ---**
But first...
**[04:22] ---**
Hello? Private Tamama?
**[04:25] ---**
Yes!
**[04:25] ---**
Gero!
**[04:28] ---**
I was right...
**[04:29] ---**
Good timing! You called me
**[04:30] ---**
just as I was coming over to hang out!
**[04:33] ---**
No!
**[04:34] ---**
It was bad timing!
**[04:35] ---**
Tama?
**[04:36] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[04:38] ---**
The fact of the matter is, I called you...
**[04:40] ---**
...because right now,
**[04:42] ---**
the Hinata house is contaminated
by a level 7 something-or-other!
**[04:45] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Level 7
**[04:46] ---**
A l-level 7 something-or-other?!
***SIGN*** Something-or-other
**[04:50] ---**
Goodness gracious!
**[04:51] ---**
Master Fuyuki and the others
have already evacuated.
**[04:54] ---**
You need to escape, too, Private Tamama!
**[04:56] ---**
What about you, Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:58] ---**
You don't have to worry about me!
**[05:00] ---**
Now go on with you!
**[05:02] ---**
R-R-Roger!
**[05:08] ---**
Level 7... A magnificent plot,
if I do say so myself.
**[05:12] ---**
And lastly, the pain in the butt...
**[05:16] ---**
Help you with the house-sitting?
**[05:19] ---**
That's right. I really want your help...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[05:23] ---**
Forget it!
**[05:27] ---**
It went off without a hitch. And now...
***SIGN*** ...no one is around to disturb me.
**[05:34] ---**
Engines at full power!
**[05:35] ---**
I'm gonna do it!
**[05:36] ---**
I'm really gonna do it!
**[05:38] ---**
Clean the rooms!
**[05:40] ---**
Clean the bathtub!
**[05:42] ---**
Wash the dishes!
**[05:44] ---**
Do the laundry!
***SIGN*** Chores Completed
**[05:50] ---**
Chores completed!
**[05:52] ---**
Gero gero!
**[05:53] ---**
Did you see that, Lady Natsumi?
**[05:55] ---**
This is my true ability.
**[05:58] ---**
I'm always on the verge on doing that...
**[06:03] ---**
Do it!
**[06:04] ---**
Would you just do it?!
**[06:05] ---**
Right now!
**[06:08] ---**
I can never muster any enthusiasm
when she's like that.
***SIGN*** To stupid frog! Be sure to wash the dishes after you eat. There's starfruit and soup, too. - Natsumi
**[06:12] ---**
Th-This is...
**[06:13] ---**
To stupid frog!
**[06:14] ---**
Be sure to wash the dishes after you eat.
**[06:16] ---**
There's starfruit and soup, too.
Natsumi.
**[06:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[06:25] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[06:26] ---**
She can't get mad at me if
I eat the starfruit first!
**[06:29] ---**
Freedom is awesome!
**[06:31] ---**
The incredible, free alien.
**[06:38] ---**
I wonder what the stupid frog is doing now.
**[06:41] ---**
Are you actually worried
about him in a different way?
**[06:45] ---**
What are you trying to say?
**[06:47] ---**
It's okay.
**[06:49] ---**
Don't you think it's a nice thing?
**[06:51] ---**
To have someone who's
willing to watch the house?
**[06:53] ---**
I... I guess...
**[06:58] ---**
Meanwhile...
**[07:01] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[07:02] ---**
Perfect joint removal.
**[07:05] ---**
It's as if they made it as
one part, just like this!
**[07:08] ---**
I want to show someone this miracle!
**[07:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
**[07:14] ---**
This is totally cool!
**[07:16] ---**
I don't get it this perfect every day!
**[07:20] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[07:22] ---**
That's right...
**[07:25] ---**
I forgot he was out.
**[07:28] ---**
I'm hungry, come to think of it.
**[07:31] ---**
I think I'll have dinner.
**[07:37] ---**
And from now on, he's *really* home alone.
**[07:43] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[07:49] ---**
Thank you... for the food...
**[07:55] ---**
It's good! Of course,
since you made it, Lady Natsumi!
**[08:06] ---**
It's good...
***SIGN*** Consomme
**[08:08] ---**
The soup... Ah, never mind...
**[08:11] ---**
Thank you for dinner.
**[08:15] ---**
I don't have any nose hair.
**[08:17] ---**
That's ridiculous!
**[08:19] ---**
There are people like that in Arakawa!
**[08:24] ---**
It's boring to watch by myself.
**[08:32] ---**
I see. Is it this late already?
**[08:54] ---**
I did everything I had to do...
**[08:56] ---**
Guess I'll go to bed early.
**[09:02] ---**
It's okay to sleep in Master Fuyuki's
bed once in a while, right?
**[09:07] ---**
Goodnight.
**[09:22] ---**
G...
**[09:23] ---**
Gero?!
**[09:25] ---**
Wha...?!
**[09:26] ---**
What's going on here?!
***SIGN*** And so, the next day...
**[09:38] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[09:45] ---**
This is...
**[09:46] ---**
Welcome home, Fuyuki-kun!
**[09:48] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[09:49] ---**
Tama-chan told me what was going on.
**[09:52] ---**
Apparently, the house is contaminated
with a level 7 something-or-other,
**[09:54] ---**
but our emergency
response team is handling it,
**[09:57] ---**
so there's nothing to worry about.
***SIGN*** Level 7
**[09:59] ---**
L-Level 7?
**[10:02] ---**
You can thank me!
**[10:05] ---**
Natsumi, as long as you're safe...
**[10:10] ---**
That stupid frog... What did I tell you?
**[10:16] ---**
This way, any burglars would
definitely keep their distance.
**[10:19] ---**
In a way, he did a great job house-sitting.
**[10:22] ---**
I don't know about that...
**[10:26] ---**
I discovered the probable
source of contamination!
**[10:30] ---**
Shall I dispose of it?
**[10:31] ---**
I can't run away...
**[10:33] ---**
And several days later...
**[10:36] ---**
And so,
**[10:37] ---**
something suddenly came up for us,
**[10:41] ---**
so I'd like to ask all of you to
watch the house, Lady Natsumi.
**[10:45] ---**
I'm counting on you!
**[10:49] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:51] ---**
The Hinata family peons!
**[10:52] ---**
Let them watch the house by themselves
**[10:55] ---**
and see how it feels!
**[10:58] ---**
So where to, Commander?
**[11:00] ---**
Anywhere!
**[11:04] ---**
What's the stupid frog thinking?
**[11:07] ---**
But...
**[11:09] ---**
...thanks to that, we're getting
some rare peace and quiet around here!
**[11:12] ---**
Well, true...
**[11:21] ---**
Giroro!
**[11:23] ---**
Kululu!
**[11:24] ---**
Where are you?!
**[11:27] ---**
I don't want to be alone anymore!
**[11:29] ---**
Life is wonderful...
**[11:31] ---**
That's right. When you get to be on your own,
**[11:34] ---**
you long for the warmth of family, right?
**[11:41] ---**
In this day and age,
**[11:43] ---**
anyone can easily film
funny or shocking videos.
**[11:48] ---**
*623 Radio* is putting out a call
**[11:50] ---**
for great movies that
you've filmed yourselves.
**[11:54] ---**
Movies?
**[11:55] ---**
The movies you send me will be made
accessible to everyone on the show's homepage.
**[11:59] ---**
The person who creates the best work
**[12:01] ---**
will win a poem that's just for you.
**[12:05] ---**
623-san will give me a poem
that's just for me?!
***SIGN*** A poem
***SIGN*** that's just for me
**[12:09] ---**
All right!
**[12:10] ---**
I'll make a great movie!
**[12:15] ---**
Natsumi's Combat Cameraman Training, Sir!
**[12:22] ---**
A great movie, huh?
**[12:25] ---**
I don't think I can do it with my phone.
**[12:28] ---**
But that being said,
**[12:30] ---**
I can't afford to buy
a video camera, either.
***SIGN*** Menu Zoom
**[12:34] ---**
Stupid frog...
***SIGN*** Stupid Frog
***SIGN*** Alien
***SIGN*** Somehow Impressive
***SIGN*** A Great Video Camera!
**[12:43] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[12:44] ---**
Gero!
**[12:45] ---**
I... I just finished cleaning the toilet,
if that's what you were gonna ask about.
**[12:50] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[12:53] ---**
Do you have a video camera?
**[12:55] ---**
Of course I have one.
**[12:58] ---**
And it blows all Pekoponian
cameras out of the water.
**[13:01] ---**
So you've got an amazing one!
**[13:03] ---**
Let me borrow it.
**[13:07] ---**
You caught me off guard there.
**[13:08] ---**
H-How's that?
**[13:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi asking me... for a favor.
**[13:14] ---**
You want to borrow... something of mine.
**[13:18] ---**
O-Of course I don't mean for nothing...
**[13:22] ---**
I could take over your cleaning
duties, for example...
**[13:24] ---**
Or buy you a Gundam model...
**[13:26] ---**
Gundam model...
**[13:27] ---**
Gundam model...
**[13:30] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi buying me a Gundam model?!
**[13:33] ---**
I... I never imagined this day would come.
**[13:37] ---**
Okay, how about two Gundam models?
**[13:40] ---**
Deal! You can borrow it!
**[13:41] ---**
Really?!
**[13:43] ---**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Unequal Trade Made!
**[13:46] ---**
Unequal trade made!
**[13:49] ---**
A space video camera, C-All-I!
**[13:57] ---**
I haven't used it in a while,
**[13:59] ---**
so the batteries are dead...
**[14:01] ---**
...but try putting it on your arm.
**[14:11] ---**
It sucks the user's blood like that
to charge up.
**[14:15] ---**
Even if you're on a trip, it's easy to...
**[14:19] ---**
I can't use anything like that!
**[14:21] ---**
Forget about those Gundam models!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[14:26] ---**
Don't you have another one
that I could probably use?
**[14:29] ---**
Easy for you to say...
**[14:33] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[14:35] ---**
The Kero Ball!
**[14:40] ---**
You're lending it to Sis?
**[14:43] ---**
A Kero Ball is the equivalent of a
Pekoponian all-purpose cell phone.
**[14:46] ---**
Naturally it's equipped with a
high-definition movie camera feature.
**[14:52] ---**
Well, make a masterpiece.
**[14:54] ---**
Th-Thanks.
**[14:59] ---**
Just so you know, that was lent to me.
**[15:02] ---**
Whatever you do, you can't
let a Pekoponian steal it
**[15:05] ---**
or anything like that.
**[15:08] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[15:08] ---**
I get it.
**[15:14] ---**
According to the stupid frog...
**[15:17] ---**
...I should be able to film like this...
**[15:20] ---**
...and this is the playback button?
**[15:43] ---**
Where am I?
**[15:46] ---**
Training simulation running.
**[15:50] ---**
Keron Army applied training course.
**[15:52] ---**
Combat cameraman mode A.
**[15:57] ---**
The training area will now begin.
**[16:00] ---**
Training?
**[16:07] ---**
Requirement for passing:
**[16:09] ---**
Take a superlative shot.
**[16:18] ---**
Yes... Yes!
**[16:21] ---**
Wait a second!
**[16:22] ---**
Why do I have to do training?!
**[16:31] ---**
Begin the training!
**[16:46] ---**
What's wrong, cat?
**[16:50] ---**
This isn't funny!
**[16:52] ---**
It isn't funny,
**[16:54] ---**
but I just have to take a good shot?!
**[16:56] ---**
That is correct.
**[16:58] ---**
All right!
**[16:59] ---**
I'll get a good shot!
**[17:11] ---**
How was that just now?
**[17:12] ---**
Transferring data...
**[17:14] ---**
Evaluating...
**[17:16] ---**
No good!
**[17:17] ---**
You would never get paid for that!
**[17:20] ---**
Then what should I film?!
**[17:22] ---**
You do not have time to just stand around!
**[17:24] ---**
Level 2!
**[17:32] ---**
I never should've asked the
stupid frog for a favor!
**[17:42] ---**
D-Dead end?!
**[17:45] ---**
Yes...
**[17:46] ---**
Jump!
**[17:48] ---**
Jump, I said!
**[17:50] ---**
Right!
**[18:00] ---**
Yes!
**[18:07] ---**
Are you hurt?
**[18:08] ---**
G-Giroro!
**[18:10] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[18:13] ---**
I was using the Kero Ball...
**[18:15] ---**
An operational error, huh?
**[18:17] ---**
This is a training simulation
inside the Kero Ball.
**[18:21] ---**
Inside the Kero Ball?!
**[18:25] ---**
Exactly.
**[18:26] ---**
Although it's an inferior feature
that was thrown in as a bonus...
**[18:29] ---**
The problem is that it's impossible to pass.
**[18:32] ---**
What the heck is that?!
**[18:33] ---**
Then how do we get out of here?!
**[18:35] ---**
You intentionally fail.
**[18:39] ---**
You mean purposely let it beat me?
**[18:40] ---**
That's right.
**[18:41] ---**
Then it'll make us spherical
**[18:44] ---**
and forcibly eject us.
**[18:48] ---**
Y-You've gotta be kidding me!
**[18:50] ---**
I'm an Earthling!
**[18:52] ---**
I'm not like you guys!
**[18:54] ---**
Suck it up!
**[18:55] ---**
You'll return to your
original form after a while.
**[18:58] ---**
There's no way I'm gonna do it!
**[18:59] ---**
What are you fools going on about?!
**[19:02] ---**
Level 3!
**[19:08] ---**
Gero...
**[19:13] ---**
That's...
**[19:14] ---**
Gero...
**[19:19] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[19:23] ---**
I can't do this!
**[19:25] ---**
That's why I told you!
**[19:26] ---**
Jump down from here, and you'll be out!
**[19:28] ---**
I can't do that, either!
**[19:32] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:33] ---**
Gero!
**[19:36] ---**
That's it!
**[19:37] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:39] ---**
Film me!
**[19:41] ---**
What?!
**[19:42] ---**
Shocking footage of a
monster attacking someone!
**[19:46] ---**
I can pass with this!
**[19:47] ---**
Don't be a fool!
**[19:49] ---**
Please!
**[19:50] ---**
That's the only way to escape from here!
**[19:58] ---**
I am... a soldier...
**[20:01] ---**
That's why I've never
**[20:02] ---**
been interested in understanding
**[20:04] ---**
the role of a combat cameraman.
**[20:07] ---**
But now is different...
**[20:10] ---**
This is... This is also...
**[20:13] ---**
...a battle!
**[20:16] ---**
Transmitting data...
**[20:17] ---**
Evaluation complete!
**[20:20] ---**
Pa-pa-pa-paaa!
**[20:22] ---**
Superlative shot acknowledged.
**[20:25] ---**
This is a great scoop!
**[20:27] ---**
It will be plastered on the front page
of a space tabloid newspaper!
**[20:37] ---**
Congratulations!
**[20:38] ---**
Both of you are excellent combat cameramen!
**[20:44] ---**
We did it!
**[20:45] ---**
See? We passed!
**[20:48] ---**
Yeah...
**[20:50] ---**
I'm shocked, though...
**[20:52] ---**
I didn't think that simulation was winnable.
**[20:56] ---**
Let me throw in my praise, too.
**[20:57] ---**
Natsumi, you're an excellent soldier!
**[21:01] ---**
No, thank you.
**[21:02] ---**
I see...
**[21:04] ---**
Well, well, Lady Natsumi...
**[21:06] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[21:07] ---**
You got good footage, right?
**[21:09] ---**
Then let's have the camera back...
**[21:12] ---**
What the heck was that?!
**[21:13] ---**
Thanks to you, I was put
through the wringer!
**[21:16] ---**
I know!
**[21:17] ---**
Gero?
**[21:19] ---**
Produce the latest video camera!
**[21:25] ---**
I should've done this from the beginning!
**[21:29] ---**
Here. Thank you.
**[21:31] ---**
Um... So about the Gundam models...
**[21:34] ---**
You can have the Kero Ball
produce them, too, right?
**[21:38] ---**
No, it doesn't do that...
**[21:41] ---**
Hopefully you'll be able to make a
great movie this time, Natsumi-chan.
**[21:46] ---**
Zoom...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** Laughing in Stitches
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Do you all know what a capybara is?
**[23:26] ---**
It's a quiet animal that can
even serve as Pekoponian food.
**[23:30] ---**
It's also called an "Indian demon rat,"
**[23:32] ---**
which makes you doubt
the sense of whoever named it.
**[23:35] ---**
That aside,
**[23:36] ---**
push the button!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[23:39] ---**
"Natsumi: Do Not Push, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[23:42] ---**
"Keroro: Invader Level Check, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E324 - Natsumi: Do Not Push, Sir! / Keroro: Invader Level Check, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE29W/natsumi-do-not-push-sir--keroro-invader-level-check-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
The hint for a dreadful invasion plan
**[01:33] ---**
is casually hiding amongst everyday life.
**[01:37] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[01:38] ---**
You ate the pudding I'd been
saving up for later, didn't you?!
**[01:42] ---**
After all, it was in the refrigerator!
**[01:45] ---**
I told you it was mine,
so you'd better not eat it!
***SIGN*** Natsu
**[01:48] ---**
Telling someone no
**[01:50] ---**
makes them want to do it.
**[01:51] ---**
That's human nature.
**[01:53] ---**
Take you, Lady Natsumi.
**[01:55] ---**
When you're told not to eat sweets before
bedtime because you'll gain weight,
**[01:58] ---**
you pig out and get fat...
**[02:01] ---**
Gero!
**[02:02] ---**
Human nature, my foot.
**[02:03] ---**
You are an alien...
**[02:06] ---**
Keep your mouth shut!
**[02:07] ---**
I'm up high! Way too high!
**[02:10] ---**
Just then, Keroro's brain, impacted by the strong
stimulation of Natsumi-chan's punishment,
***SIGN*** Keroro's Brain
**[02:14] ---**
rotated at a high speed.
***SIGN*** High Speed
***SIGN*** Rotating
**[02:17] ---**
I just got a great idea!
**[02:22] ---**
Natsumi: Do Not Push, Sir!
**[02:29] ---**
All right...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[02:35] ---**
"Do Not Push"?
**[02:36] ---**
What is this button?
**[02:37] ---**
Has it always been there?
**[02:40] ---**
But when it says "do not push,"
**[02:42] ---**
I have the irresistible urge to push it...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[02:50] ---**
No, it says "do not push",
so I'd better not do it.
**[02:54] ---**
That was close.
**[02:56] ---**
However, this was no more than the
beginning of a terrible affair.
**[03:02] ---**
So then,
**[03:03] ---**
the poem 623-san read was so romantic!
**[03:07] ---**
I felt...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:11] ---**
Again, "do not push."
**[03:12] ---**
That reminds me, I followed
your example the other day
**[03:16] ---**
and tried writing a poem.
**[03:19] ---**
H-Huh. Really!
**[03:21] ---**
The title is "Caltrop, Shuriken,
Rice Ball Roll."
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:26] ---**
The poem likens a throwing star to the
**[03:29] ---**
feelings of a caltrop that's been
left in the ground and forgotten about.
**[03:31] ---**
Do not push...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:32] ---**
A rice ball that idolizes the caltrop
and shuriken wants to join them,
**[03:32] ---**
Do not push...
**[03:33] ---**
D-Do not push...
**[03:35] ---**
Do not push... Do not push...
**[03:36] ---**
but it just falls down flat, you know?
**[03:37] ---**
Do not push! D-Do not push?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:38] ---**
It just falls down flat and rolls.
**[03:40] ---**
D-Do not...
**[03:40] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[03:42] ---**
What's wrong?
**[03:44] ---**
O-Oh, nothing!
**[03:48] ---**
Well, see you again tomorrow, Natsumi-san!
**[03:50] ---**
Yeah! See you, Koyuki-chan!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:55] ---**
Here, too...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[03:57] ---**
What is this?
**[03:58] ---**
Why shouldn't I push it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:01] ---**
What would happen if I pushed it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:11] ---**
No, no, I can't! I mustn't push it!
**[04:14] ---**
Even after that, the mysterious buttons
appeared wherever Natsumi-chan went.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** All 100 Yen
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:29] ---**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:34] ---**
When did that get there?!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:48] ---**
Is something wrong, Natsumi?
**[04:50] ---**
Actually, these strange buttons...
**[04:53] ---**
G-Giroro!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[04:55] ---**
What's this about buttons?
**[04:58] ---**
Sheesh!
**[05:00] ---**
What the heck is going on?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[05:02] ---**
Even here!
**[05:05] ---**
Stuff your "do not push!"
**[05:07] ---**
But...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[05:09] ---**
...I do want to push it.
**[05:12] ---**
And yet, I'd better not!
**[05:14] ---**
After all, it says "do not push"...
**[05:17] ---**
If I do push it,
**[05:18] ---**
I'll be like the stupid frog who ate
my pudding after I told him not to!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[05:26] ---**
Why didn't I realize it?!
**[05:28] ---**
The stupid frog is the only one
who would do something like this!
**[05:33] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[05:34] ---**
You're behind it, aren't you?!
**[05:36] ---**
What are you plotting?!
**[05:38] ---**
Hey.
**[05:39] ---**
Fix that door!
**[05:41] ---**
I haven't done anything
to make you mad at me.
**[05:45] ---**
Then what are all those
"do not push" buttons?!
**[05:48] ---**
"Do not push" buttons?
**[05:53] ---**
Even if I did do that,
**[05:56] ---**
what's wrong with it?
**[06:00] ---**
They say "do not push,"
**[06:02] ---**
so all you have to do
is not push them, right?
**[06:05] ---**
True...
**[06:08] ---**
Th-That's right.
**[06:10] ---**
There's no way I'm gonna
push any of those buttons.
**[06:12] ---**
However...
**[06:14] ---**
Next stop, Inner Tokyo, 3rd Street.
**[06:17] ---**
Inner Tokyo, 3rd Street.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:20] ---**
All right, open your books to page 73.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:27] ---**
No!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:39] ---**
Do not push! Do not push...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:48] ---**
Then this really is...
**[06:50] ---**
...the stupid frog's doing, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[06:53] ---**
I wanna push it.
**[06:54] ---**
But I'd better not.
**[06:55] ---**
I don't know what would
happen if I pushed it.
**[06:59] ---**
But I wanna push it.
**[07:00] ---**
It says "do not push,"
so what if I tried pulling it?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[07:02] ---**
Wait a second. Does it
really say "do not push"?
***SIGN*** Dance Man
**[07:06] ---**
It could be like Dasonu Maso.
***SIGN*** Dasonu Maso
***SIGN*** Push
**[07:09] ---**
If I look closely,
maybe it's not "do not push,"
**[07:11] ---**
but "do not be pushy."
***SIGN*** Do Not Be Pushy
**[07:12] ---**
Or "do not smoosh"?
***SIGN*** Do Not Smoosh
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
***SIGN*** Push
***SIGN*** Be Pushy
**[07:20] ---**
Huh?
**[07:21] ---**
I forget, is that how "push" is spelled?
**[07:24] ---**
This is a common occurrence,
**[07:25] ---**
where staring at a word for a long time
**[07:27] ---**
makes it look
more and more unfamiliar to you.
**[07:30] ---**
In psychological terms,
**[07:32] ---**
that's called "shape decomposition."
***SIGN*** Shape Decomposition
**[07:41] ---**
A little more!
**[07:42] ---**
Just a little more!
**[07:44] ---**
With that trembling finger,
push the button for all you are worth!
**[07:48] ---**
Push it, Natsumi!
**[07:50] ---**
Push it! Then you can finally be at ease!
**[07:53] ---**
Or, like, perfect rapture?
**[07:59] ---**
I don't think I can hang on anymore...
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[08:02] ---**
Don't push... Do not push, it says...
**[08:08] ---**
I... I... I'm gonna push it!
**[08:14] ---**
I did it!
**[08:20] ---**
Ow...
**[08:21] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
**[08:24] ---**
You pushed it at last, eh, Lady Natsumi?
**[08:27] ---**
You were behind it after all, stupid frog!
**[08:29] ---**
That's right!
**[08:30] ---**
When someone tells you
"don't blah-blah-blah,"
**[08:33] ---**
you suddenly get the urge to do it.
**[08:35] ---**
You have nothing to be
ashamed of, Lady Natsumi.
**[08:40] ---**
Urashima Taro was told not to open the
treasure chest, but he did it anyway.
***SIGN*** Rattle
**[08:46] ---**
In the story with the crane, the man peeked
in the room after being told not to.
***SIGN*** You looked
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[08:51] ---**
Even Pekoponian folk tales prove that
**[08:54] ---**
being told not to do something
compels you to do it.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[08:58] ---**
And so I thought up an invasion
plan in which we scatter
**[09:02] ---**
"do not push" signs all over the world!
**[09:07] ---**
The number of "do not push" signs
we planted all over Pekopon
**[09:10] ---**
is equivalent to the entire population.
**[09:14] ---**
And when all of the buttons are pushed,
**[09:17] ---**
Pekopon invasion missiles
will launch automatically!
**[09:22] ---**
And then the invasion will be complete.
**[09:24] ---**
What did you do?!
**[09:26] ---**
Hold on there.
**[09:27] ---**
Nobody has the right to complain!
**[09:29] ---**
After all, they all say "do not push,"
**[09:32] ---**
so if the Pekoponians push them,
it's their own fault.
**[09:35] ---**
Even if they're invaded,
they can't whine about it!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[09:46] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[09:50] ---**
W-What's this?
**[09:52] ---**
Fuyuki! Momoka-chan!
**[09:54] ---**
Don't push those buttons!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[10:06] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[10:07] ---**
"Do not push?"
**[10:09] ---**
Dororo, what is that?
**[10:11] ---**
What is the matter, Koyuki-dono?
**[10:13] ---**
Koyuki-chan, you mustn't push it!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[10:16] ---**
Click!
**[10:18] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:20] ---**
People are pushing the buttons more and more!
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Click
**[10:31] ---**
Uncle, only one "do not push" button
hasn't been pushed!
**[10:35] ---**
Or, like, nearly ready?
**[10:37] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:38] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[10:40] ---**
I wonder who will push the
final button of destruction.
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[10:48] ---**
Don't, Bro!
**[10:50] ---**
It says "do not push," so you'd better not!
**[10:53] ---**
I know, Lavie!
**[10:55] ---**
If it says "do not push," push it I will not!
**[10:57] ---**
That's what a hero is!
***SIGN*** Do Not Push
**[11:00] ---**
I will not let anyone...
**[11:01] ---**
...push this button!
**[11:10] ---**
Now we can have peace of mind!
**[11:12] ---**
Thank goodness, brother!
**[11:14] ---**
And so, Sergeant Keroro's
dreadful invasion plan
**[11:17] ---**
was foiled by Space Detective 556.
**[11:21] ---**
Darn it! That 556 jerk!
**[11:23] ---**
Since it's come to this,
*I'll* push the final button!
***SIGN*** Push
**[11:27] ---**
"Push"...
**[11:30] ---**
Is it okay to push it?
**[11:33] ---**
It says to push it, so I feel the opposite...
**[11:37] ---**
I can't push it!
**[11:41] ---**
People are cut out for
different things, right?
**[11:45] ---**
Fuyuki, want some pudding?
**[11:47] ---**
Oh, sure!
**[11:49] ---**
Although it's supposed to be
the stupid frog's...
**[11:53] ---**
Huh? What's that sound?
**[11:59] ---**
The Kero Ball...
**[12:01] ---**
I wonder what's wrong.
**[12:03] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki, you probably
shouldn't be touching it.
**[12:06] ---**
Remember what that thing
put me through last time?
**[12:22] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[12:23] ---**
Are we inside the Kero Ball?
**[12:30] ---**
Wh-What is that dirty bathtub?
**[12:35] ---**
All right, here's your question.
**[12:37] ---**
Which of these is effective in
removing tough mold from a bathtub?
**[12:41] ---**
A) Vinegar?
***SIGN*** Vinegar
**[12:42] ---**
Or B) Baking soda?
***SIGN*** Baking Soda
**[12:49] ---**
Keroro: Invader Level Check, Sir!
**[12:54] ---**
"Your Invader Level Check"?
***SIGN*** Your Invader Level Check
**[12:58] ---**
What is that?
**[12:59] ---**
A new application that was just
added to the Kero Ball.
**[13:03] ---**
It's this amazing thing
that can check your invader level
**[13:06] ---**
just by your answers to A or B questions.
**[13:10] ---**
But we are invaders.
**[13:12] ---**
We do not need to do that check.
**[13:15] ---**
Well, people are cut out
for different things.
**[13:19] ---**
Dororo, for example, has totally
forgotten that he's an invader.
**[13:24] ---**
I am not the only one, Commander-dono!
***SIGN*** Bullseye
**[13:27] ---**
Well, anyway, let's all give it a try!
**[13:31] ---**
Master Fuyuki, I'd like
to borrow the Kero Ball...
**[13:35] ---**
Gero?
**[13:39] ---**
Huh? The Kero Ball...
**[13:44] ---**
Gero!
**[13:45] ---**
Does this mean...
**[13:47] ---**
My pudding!
**[13:52] ---**
It's hot, Sis...
**[13:54] ---**
I'm thirsty...
**[13:59] ---**
Cold beer and hot tea...
**[14:01] ---**
We're supposed to choose again?
**[14:03] ---**
We're middle school students,
so we can't drink beer.
**[14:13] ---**
Now we're in the mountains?
**[14:17] ---**
Something's coming!
***SIGN*** Capybara
***SIGN*** Cow
**[14:24] ---**
A capybara and a cow?
**[14:26] ---**
This is like a psychology test.
**[14:28] ---**
Like, "You're on a mountain path.
What animal approaches?"
**[14:33] ---**
Then I'll go with the capybara!
**[14:35] ---**
Wait, Fuyuki!
**[14:41] ---**
Now where are we?
**[14:43] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki! Don't tell me
you're having a good time...
**[14:50] ---**
Hello, kids.
**[14:51] ---**
Rest your chin on top of my fist.
**[14:55] ---**
Like this?
**[14:58] ---**
If you looked in my eyes
when you did it, you're A.
**[15:02] ---**
If you didn't look in my eyes
when you did it, you're B!
**[15:05] ---**
Well, I guess here's where we split up!
**[15:08] ---**
Hey! What can you tell just from that?!
**[15:12] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
are definitely inside it!
**[15:16] ---**
How do you know Natsumi is in there, too?
**[15:19] ---**
Only Lady Natsumi would eat my pudding
**[15:21] ---**
without saying anything!
***SIGN*** A Grudge Over Food
**[15:25] ---**
Well, leaving that aside...
**[15:28] ---**
...this is the Invader Level Check!
**[15:30] ---**
If they get a high score, there's no problem,
**[15:33] ---**
but if their invader level is
judged to be 30% or lower...
**[15:37] ---**
What'll happen?
**[15:39] ---**
They'll be forcibly transferred
to the training field,
**[15:42] ---**
where training from hell is waiting for them.
**[15:45] ---**
What?!
**[15:47] ---**
We must rescue them before that happens!
**[15:49] ---**
Keroro Platoon, emergency deployment!
**[15:52] ---**
Click!
**[15:53] ---**
Mini, mini, mini...
**[15:57] ---**
Which would you drink?
**[15:58] ---**
For now,
**[16:00] ---**
we should proceed by choosing the answers
that Natsumi-dono and Fuyuki-dono probably did.
**[16:04] ---**
In that case...
**[16:05] ---**
...this one.
***SIGN*** 30% off the listed price 20% off the listed price
**[16:09] ---**
Pork that is 30% off and with an
expiration date that is about to expire
**[16:12] ---**
and fresh beef that is 20% off.
**[16:15] ---**
Which would you buy?
**[16:17] ---**
Lady Natsumi would definitely get this one.
***SIGN*** 30% off the listed price
**[16:20] ---**
30% off!
**[16:24] ---**
The strawberry on top of a piece of
shortcake. Do you eat it first or last?
**[16:27] ---**
First!
**[16:29] ---**
First.
**[16:30] ---**
It would be first!
**[16:31] ---**
First!
**[16:33] ---**
Last...
**[16:33] ---**
We're all in agreement! This way!
**[16:35] ---**
So mean...
**[16:38] ---**
Welcome home, darling.
***SIGN*** Bath
**[16:40] ---**
Would you like to take a bath?
***SIGN*** Curry
**[16:42] ---**
Or have curry?
**[16:48] ---**
Is this really an invader level check?
**[16:52] ---**
Well, this kind of question that
has nothing to do with invading
**[16:57] ---**
can measure a person's
aptitude as an invader...
**[16:59] ---**
Anyway, let's split up here
to go after Natsumi and Fuyuki.
**[17:02] ---**
Tamama and Dororo go with A!
**[17:04] ---**
Keroro and I will do B!
**[17:10] ---**
When you escape,
which would you take with you?
**[17:13] ---**
A) A Gundam model.
***SIGN*** Water
**[17:14] ---**
B) Space emergency rations.
**[17:17] ---**
The Gundam model, of course!
**[17:18] ---**
Can you picture Natsumi escaping with that?!
***SIGN*** Recommended Set
**[17:23] ---**
Excuse me! Excuse me!
**[17:25] ---**
Please say "cheese" ten times!
**[17:28] ---**
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese,
cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese!
***SIGN*** Recommended Set
**[17:31] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Elbow
***SIGN*** Knee
**[17:33] ---**
Elbow!
**[17:33] ---**
Knee!
***SIGN*** Flavor Flakes Sukiyaki-flavored
**[17:37] ---**
An invasion is like which of these items?
**[17:39] ---**
Flavor flakes and sugoroku?
**[17:41] ---**
I've got it!
**[17:43] ---**
It's like sugoroku,
where you always roll a one!
**[17:45] ---**
How are they similar?
***SIGN*** Laughing in Stitches
**[17:48] ---**
I never make progress with either one!
**[17:51] ---**
I'm Kerocchi!
**[17:51] ---**
What good is it if you never make progress?!
**[17:55] ---**
All right, I'm going to tell you
a little joke about invading.
**[17:58] ---**
If you laugh, that's A.
**[18:00] ---**
If you don't laugh, it's B.
**[18:02] ---**
The title is "The Terrifying Invader."
**[18:05] ---**
Today's invasion plan
**[18:07] ---**
is a scary one that makes use
of ripped-up pieces of paper!
***SIGN*** A Tear-ifying Invader
**[18:12] ---**
Talk about a tear-ifying invader!
**[18:19] ---**
Sheesh.
**[18:20] ---**
I should've known better
than to pair up with Keroro.
**[18:24] ---**
Phunbaba!
**[18:27] ---**
What do you do if you fall in love
with an enemy soldier?
**[18:30] ---**
A) Elope.
**[18:32] ---**
B) Choose duty over love.
**[18:36] ---**
I'm B all the way.
**[18:38] ---**
But I'm sure Natsumi would've chosen A!
**[18:41] ---**
No, that's just wishful thinking,
isn't it, Corporal Giroro?
**[18:44] ---**
Wait for me, Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Kikurage-san
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[18:49] ---**
The movie adaptation of *Kikurage-san.*
**[18:51] ---**
Do you see it after reading
the original series?
**[18:53] ---**
Or do you see the movie and
then read the original?
***SIGN*** The work
everyone's talking about
is a movie at last!
***SIGN*** Movie Ticket
1,800 yen
Space Pecadelly
**[18:55] ---**
In the first place, the original work
and the movie are two different things.
**[18:58] ---**
Really, I'd probably be able to
enjoy them in whichever order.
**[19:02] ---**
Still...
**[19:03] ---**
...if I'm forced to choose one...
**[19:06] ---**
Attention, please.
**[19:08] ---**
Welcome home, darling.
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:09] ---**
Would you like to have a bath?
***SIGN*** Curry
**[19:11] ---**
Or some curry?
**[19:13] ---**
That's a tough one!
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:14] ---**
One more time!
**[19:16] ---**
Attention, please.
**[19:17] ---**
Welcome home, darling.
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:19] ---**
Would you like...
**[19:21] ---**
Your friend won't return the toy
he borrowed from you.
**[19:24] ---**
Do you tell him to give it back?
**[19:25] ---**
Or say nothing and hold a grudge?
***SIGN*** Tell him
to give it back
***SIGN*** Say nothing
and hold a grudge
**[19:27] ---**
Like me, Fuyuki-dono
is the type to hold a grudge.
**[19:31] ---**
This one!
**[19:34] ---**
Which would you wear?
**[19:39] ---**
Fukki would...
**[19:41] ---**
...wear the black bikini!
**[19:44] ---**
Aren't all of you proceeding with your
own biased assumptions and desires?
**[19:51] ---**
Darn it.
**[19:52] ---**
Where are Natsumi and Fuyuki?
**[19:56] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:58] ---**
So we end up together, huh?
**[20:01] ---**
Gero?
**[20:07] ---**
A champion of justice
who foils invaders shows up.
**[20:10] ---**
This is finally starting to
resemble an invader level check!
**[20:17] ---**
I'm powering up with a banana that's
full of nutritional goodness!
**[20:24] ---**
A) You fight.
**[20:25] ---**
B) You slip on the peel.
**[20:29] ---**
Gero!
**[20:30] ---**
In the end, that's what you choose?!
**[20:32] ---**
Meanwhile, let's check in with
Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun.
**[20:35] ---**
Your invader level check is complete.
**[20:40] ---**
Looks like we got out safely.
**[20:43] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Invader Level
**[20:44] ---**
Invader Level?
**[20:45] ---**
That was an invader level check?
**[20:48] ---**
Sis, you got 75%.
**[20:51] ---**
I got 90%?
***SIGN*** Invader Level Check
**[20:53] ---**
No! It can't be! It can't be!
**[20:56] ---**
H-How could I have gotten
an invader level of 3.2%?
**[21:01] ---**
You want the definition of a
"foregone conclusion"? Right there.
**[21:04] ---**
You are more suited to being
a housewife than an invader.
**[21:07] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[21:09] ---**
Corporal Giroro's invader level...
**[21:11] ---**
...is 23%. Fail.
**[21:13] ---**
What?!
**[21:14] ---**
A woman will be your downfall.
**[21:18] ---**
Private Tamama. 29.99%. Fail.
**[21:23] ---**
At least round up there!
**[21:24] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo, unmeasurable.
***SIGN*** Unmeasurable
**[21:27] ---**
What does that mean?!
**[21:28] ---**
Your sense of humor is lacking.
**[21:30] ---**
This app is whack!
**[21:31] ---**
Yes...
**[21:33] ---**
Yes!
**[21:35] ---**
Yes!
**[21:37] ---**
Yes...
**[21:40] ---**
This is the training from hell!
**[21:42] ---**
In the end, Fuyuki-kun and Natsumi-chan
**[21:44] ---**
had higher invader levels than
Sergeant Keroro and the rest.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Whenever I use a Pekoponian suit
to disguise myself as a woman,
***SIGN*** Takahashi Stationery Shop
**[23:26] ---**
I get fired up putting on makeup.
**[23:29] ---**
Just like painting a Gundam model,
**[23:30] ---**
it makes it more realistic and beautiful...
**[23:32] ---**
So why don't you try it, too?
**[23:34] ---**
That aside...
**[23:35] ---**
What color is "murky"?
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: Version-Up Model, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Putting on Makeup is Mine, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E325 - Keroro: Version-Up Model, Sir! / Keroro: Putting on Makeup is Mine, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P9W5/keroro-version-up-model-sir--keroro-putting-on-makeup-is-mine-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Absolutely normal everyday scenery.
***SIGN*** Antidote
Bread
Herb
Gum
Mystery Stone
Frog
**[01:35] ---**
A snippet of things so normal
they aren't even noticed.
**[01:40] ---**
Sis, have you seen Sarge?
**[01:43] ---**
He was washing up in the kitchen just now.
**[01:47] ---**
Well, guess it wasn't urgent anyway.
**[01:50] ---**
Fuyuki, I feel like some black tea.
**[01:52] ---**
Ah... then I'll have some, too, please.
**[01:55] ---**
What? I have to do it?
***SIGN*** Ai-line Revolution
X
Caramel Kneesocks
**[02:02] ---**
G-Gero...
**[02:06] ---**
Honestly...
**[02:08] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
are both so mean, sir.
**[02:11] ---**
Believe it or not,
**[02:14] ---**
I am the leader of a platoon
of the Keron Army, ma'am...
**[02:19] ---**
The decal turned a bit?!
**[02:26] ---**
Real Type models really do leave
a stronger impression, sir!
**[02:35] ---**
Im...pres...sion?
**[02:41] ---**
Keroro: Version-Up Model, Sir!
**[02:47] ---**
Uhh, so, the reason you're all here today...
**[02:51] ---**
...is regarding our "presence" recently, sir.
**[02:55] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] ---**
Don't you feel it, sir?
**[02:58] ---**
The mood of the people around us,
thinking nothing of our presence.
**[03:03] ---**
Oh, that's where you were?
Sorry, sorry, I forgot.
**[03:07] ---**
Huh? You've been here the whole time?
**[03:09] ---**
When did you get here?
**[03:10] ---**
Etc. etc.
**[03:11] ---**
Kinda like Doroboat-senpai?
**[03:13] ---**
Tamama-dono!
**[03:15] ---**
You may be right. We may not be leaving
much of an impression currently.
**[03:16] ---**
So mean...
**[03:19] ---**
I feel like I'm forgetting something.
**[03:23] ---**
Just the other day, Momocchi and the others
went out, totally forgetting about me.
**[03:28] ---**
I almost starved.
**[03:31] ---**
If we'd just get the invasion done already,
none of that would matter.
**[03:35] ---**
What's this, Giroro-kun?
**[03:37] ---**
You say you have no experience with this?
**[03:42] ---**
Ignored.
**[03:43] ---**
Shut up!
**[03:45] ---**
We have become too much
a part of everyday life, sir.
**[03:49] ---**
We must spend some time recovering
our grandeur as invaders.
**[03:53] ---**
Yes.
**[03:54] ---**
Back to those lustrous days!
**[04:03] ---**
No way... This can't be...
***SIGN*** Impression Made!!
**[04:09] ---**
Impression made!!
**[04:11] ---**
And so!
**[04:12] ---**
Tettere!
**[04:14] ---**
Clack!
**[04:24] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:25] ---**
Just you watch, people of the Hinata household!
***SIGN*** Real Color
**[04:29] ---**
Real Color.
**[04:31] ---**
Excuse me, stupid frog!
**[04:33] ---**
How many times have I told you
to hang my socks up in pairs—
***SIGN*** Real Type Sergeant Keroro
**[04:42] ---**
Real Type Sergeant Keroro!
**[04:44] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[04:51] ---**
F-Fuyuki! We have trouble!
**[04:57] ---**
T-Tama-chan...
***SIGN*** Real Type Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[05:04] ---**
Real Type Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[05:06] ---**
Why do you look like that?
**[05:09] ---**
Are you... ill?
**[05:12] ---**
Do not be silly, Momocchi!
**[05:14] ---**
I just decided to look a little more real!
**[05:17] ---**
R... Real?
**[05:20] ---**
Ah, I know!
**[05:22] ---**
This is perfect.
**[05:23] ---**
We just had a delivery of
lots of snacks from France!
**[05:27] ---**
Come, come, Master Tamama.
**[05:31] ---**
Please, eat your fill.
**[05:33] ---**
Tama...!
**[05:40] ---**
Who?!
**[05:44] ---**
Huh?
**[05:46] ---**
Sorry, Dororo!
**[05:47] ---**
That is all right.
***SIGN*** Real Type Lance Corporal Dororo
**[05:49] ---**
Real Type Lance Corporal Dororo.
**[05:51] ---**
You kinda look different
from your normal self today!
**[05:55] ---**
You... stand out more or... maybe don't?
**[05:58] ---**
Oh, no, Koyuki-dono.
**[06:00] ---**
We can change!
**[06:05] ---**
U-Uh...
**[06:06] ---**
Cat... It's me... Me...
***SIGN*** Real Type Corporal Giroro
**[06:11] ---**
Real Type Corporal Giroro.
**[06:19] ---**
Well! I'd call that operation
a great success, sir!
**[06:22] ---**
I got so many sweeties!
**[06:25] ---**
Leaving a strong impression is a great thing!
**[06:29] ---**
Those lustrous days...
**[06:31] ---**
They're back again, sir...
**[06:35] ---**
Modelers all around the country are
always striving for the realistic.
**[06:38] ---**
That is... because that is how
a strong presence is born.
***SIGN*** Strong Presence!!
**[06:43] ---**
And... even among us...
**[06:48] ---**
...a strong impression has been created, sir!
**[06:51] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, this is amazing!
**[06:54] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[06:54] ---**
I... don't really get it, but...
**[06:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:00] ---**
The Keroro Platoon— or, rather, Sergeant Keroro—
is thoroughly ecstatic,
**[07:04] ---**
but is this strong presence really *realistic*?
**[07:10] ---**
Sis, have you seen Sarge?
**[07:13] ---**
Huh? He was cleaning the bath just now.
**[07:16] ---**
Well, guess it wasn't urgent, anyway.
**[07:19] ---**
Fuyuki, I feel like some green tea.
**[07:21] ---**
Ah... then I'll have some, too, please.
**[07:24] ---**
What? I have to do it again?
***SIGN*** Ladylike Long Hair
X
Energetic Short Hair
**[07:31] ---**
G-Gero...
**[07:33] ---**
People... do get used to things.
***SIGN*** It's just like normal again, sir...
**[07:38] ---**
It's just like normal again, sir...
**[07:41] ---**
In fact, becoming more realistic has
made us blend more into the background.
**[07:46] ---**
S-So mean...
**[07:48] ---**
It was a short reign...
**[07:52] ---**
It's not over...
**[07:53] ---**
Not yet, sir!
**[07:55] ---**
Now is the time to stand, sir!
***SIGN*** Metallic Color
**[07:58] ---**
Metallic Color.
**[08:00] ---**
Sergeant Major Tettere!
**[08:01] ---**
Tettere!
**[08:03] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro, Gilded Version
**[08:15] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, Gilded Version!
**[08:19] ---**
What is that supposed to be?
**[08:21] ---**
Sarge... th-that's so bright!
**[08:25] ---**
Oh, don't be so silly,
Master Fuyuki, Lady Natsumi!
**[08:28] ---**
I'm just being a little bit
fashion-conscious, sir!
**[08:31] ---**
Tama-chan! What happened?!
**[08:35] ---**
Huh? What happened where?
***SIGN*** Private 2nd Class Tamama, Gilded Version
**[08:37] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, Gilded Version!
**[08:40] ---**
Sorry, Dororo! I had no idea who you were...
**[08:43] ---**
We can change.
***SIGN*** Lance Corporal Dororo, Gilded Version
**[08:45] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo, Gilded Version.
**[08:49] ---**
C-Come on, cat! It's me! Look closely!
**[08:52] ---**
I'm Giroro, darn you!
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro, Pink
**[08:54] ---**
Corporal Giroro, Pink.
**[08:57] ---**
Why pink?!
**[09:02] ---**
Did you see that, sir?
The size of the impression we left!
**[09:06] ---**
We've really shown them
the Keroro Platoon exists on Pekopon, sir!
**[09:10] ---**
It is impossible to miss us now!
**[09:13] ---**
I am not sure about this
from a shinobi perspective,
**[09:15] ---**
but I have a presence now
like never before.
**[09:18] ---**
Why... pink...
**[09:23] ---**
We're born anew!
*Gilded Keroro Gunsou* starts here, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroro Gunsou
**[09:27] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
***SIGN*** Gilded
**[09:30] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[09:34] ---**
E-Excuse me... Sergeant-san...
**[09:34] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[09:36] ---**
Isn't this a little hasty?
**[09:37] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
***SIGN*** We are terribly sorry for the inconvenience.
Please wait a moment ♥
**[09:41] [SONG] ---**
A good mother...
**[09:44] ---**
Fuyuki, I feel like some black tea.
**[09:48] ---**
Ah... then I'll have some, too.
**[09:50] ---**
Me as usual, right?
**[09:52] ---**
Fine, fine...
**[09:55] ---**
G-Gero...?
**[09:57] ---**
There, see? Looks like they got used to it...
**[10:03] ---**
Darn you guys!
**[10:05] ---**
I got ignored again...
**[10:07] ---**
Yes...
**[10:09] ---**
If this is how it's going to be,
I'll use every color under the sun
**[10:11] ---**
and make myself the showiest I can be, sir!
**[10:14] ---**
So I can never again be ignored!
**[10:18] ---**
If you mix that much together,
don't blame me for the color you get...
**[10:23] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[10:24] ---**
Now! Do it, sir!
**[10:27] ---**
Wait, hey!
**[10:27] ---**
Are you sure this is—
**[10:29] ---**
We're all in this together!
***SIGN*** Whaaaaa
**[10:33] ---**
'Cept for me.
***SIGN*** And...
**[10:46] ---**
And...
**[10:52] ---**
Um... are you okay?
**[10:54] ---**
Liven up, Sarge...
**[10:56] ---**
Come on... Can you eat this?
**[11:03] ---**
Thank you... ma'am.
**[11:06] ---**
For the... undue care for a being like me...
**[11:12] ---**
When you mix all the colors of
paint together on a palette,
**[11:14] ---**
you get a plain, nasty color like this...
**[11:18] ---**
I'll clean the bath for you,
so you just rest, okay, Sarge?
**[11:22] ---**
Just be good and stay lying down there, okay?
**[11:24] ---**
I'll look after you.
**[11:25] ---**
Sho... shorry...
**[11:28] ---**
Sergeant-san became the object of
everyone's attention just like he wanted.
**[11:32] ---**
But is this kind of "presence"
really what they were after?
**[11:35] ---**
No, it wasn't...
**[11:41] ---**
Every girl experiences the
excitement of makeup at one time.
***SIGN*** Maiden Color Glossy Full
**[11:48] ---**
Hm?
**[11:48] ---**
What is that, ma'am?
**[11:50] ---**
A newly-made lip balm!
**[11:52] ---**
It's really popular right now,
and hard to get hold of, you know!
**[11:56] ---**
You bought a similar one
the other day, didn't you, ma'am?
**[11:59] ---**
It's a different color.
**[12:01] ---**
And has a different effect, too.
**[12:02] ---**
Look!
***SIGN*** Your lips, too, can be glossy and full!
***SIGN*** Capsicum extract
***SIGN*** Full
**[12:03] ---**
It's glossy, and maiden-colored,
***SIGN*** Maiden Color
***SIGN*** Glossy
**[12:05] ---**
and it has capsicum extract
that gives you full lips!
**[12:08] ---**
How is that different from
the one before, ma'am?
**[12:11] ---**
Sheesh!
**[12:12] ---**
You just don't get it.
**[12:14] ---**
Gero...
**[12:16] ---**
Just kinda...
**[12:18] ---**
Huh?
**[12:19] ---**
Haven't I... had a
similar conversation... before?
**[12:24] ---**
Didn't you buy a similar one
to that just the other day?
**[12:27] ---**
N-No, I didn't!
**[12:29] ---**
The one the other day was a normal MS06-F2.
**[12:32] ---**
This one is a Minelayer,
**[12:34] ---**
so its backpack is way fuller!
**[12:37] ---**
How is that different from the one before?
**[12:39] ---**
...the one before?
**[12:41] ---**
...the one before?
**[12:44] ---**
I think... I can... use this, sir!
**[12:51] ---**
Keroro: Putting on Makeup is Mine, Sir!
**[12:56] ---**
Makeup?
**[12:58] ---**
YES!
**[12:59] ---**
Not another of your ridiculous invasion—
**[13:02] ---**
Okay, madam, take a look at this...
***SIGN*** Today's Topic Is
**[13:03] ---**
Hey! Don't just ignore me!
***SIGN*** Makeup
**[13:05] ---**
Makeup!
***SIGN*** These are the Girls Who Will be Popular
***SIGN*** New Product Presentation
***SIGN*** Dokoshira Modern Makeup
**[13:09] ---**
Going natural nowadays?
**[13:11] ---**
Yeah, like, no.
**[13:13] ---**
Observe!
**[13:13] ---**
Vast amounts of makeup information
are everywhere in this world!
***SIGN*** Attract Attention at the Office!! 2010
Get That "Natural-Cute" Look!
1,000 Trendy Combinations
**[13:17] ---**
I work hard both at the office and at romance!
***SIGN*** Go "Cute is King"
1,000 Iron-Clad Coordinations!
**[13:19] ---**
I'm the most popular I've ever been
with this stylish makeup!
***SIGN*** Make Yourself More "Adult-Cute"! Summer Coordinations To Look Forward To In 2010!
**[13:21] ---**
A new color for summer
that will burst into his heart!
**[13:25] ---**
Nowadays, the biggest thing on the
female Pekoponians' minds is:
**[13:28] ---**
Makeup, makeup, makeupmakeup
makeupmakeupmakeupmakeup.
**[13:31] ---**
S-So what?
**[13:34] ---**
Which brings me to these!
**[13:36] ---**
If my makeup goes badly,
I'm depressed all day.
**[13:40] ---**
I messed up my eyeliner.
**[13:42] ---**
But I didn't have the time to fix it.
**[13:43] ---**
I was looking down all day.
**[13:46] ---**
I got the blue base and the yellow base mixed up!
**[13:49] ---**
And so on.
**[13:50] ---**
The hearts of women rise and fall
dramatically depending on their makeup, sir!
**[13:54] ---**
U-Umm...
***SIGN*** Don't really care
**[13:56] ---**
And then we have the unenviable male
contingent of the world, at the mercy of all this.
**[13:59] ---**
In short, he who controls the makeup
***SIGN*** Makeup
**[14:02] ---**
controls the entire world, sir!
**[14:05] ---**
Amazing as ever, Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:07] ---**
You look at things on a cosmetic scale!
**[14:09] ---**
It is true that makeup is
very important for women!
**[14:13] ---**
Or, like, thickly made-up?
**[14:15] ---**
Excuse me for just a moment.
**[14:17] ---**
I have qualms resorting to things like
cosmetics which falsify a person's natural form.
**[14:23] ---**
I do think that things are best
as nature intended.
**[14:26] ---**
Yeahhh, that's the kind of guy
the girls *reeeeally* hate...
**[14:31] ---**
Trauma switch on!
***SIGN*** Click
**[14:34] ---**
Hate...?
**[14:36] ---**
Then... that must mean...
back then... that girl...
**[14:38] ---**
So, how are you going to use that
for an invasion operation?
**[14:42] ---**
Gero gero.
**[14:43] ---**
Observe this invasion operation
of my own creation,
**[14:45] ---**
"MAKE UP!" Sir!
**[15:03] ---**
Oh, noooo!
**[15:06] ---**
What happened, Sis?!
**[15:11] ---**
What happened?
**[15:13] ---**
The lip balm I bought recently...
**[15:16] ---**
I tried it out and...
***SIGN*** Maiden Color Glossy Full
**[15:20] ---**
I mean, it did say
"glossy maiden lips" on it, but...
**[15:27] ---**
Whaa?! It won't come off?!
**[15:29] ---**
Ahhh, noo, I'm going to be late!
What do I do?!
**[15:34] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[15:40] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[15:42] ---**
Sorry...
**[15:44] ---**
Uh... Satsuki? Yayoi?
What's up with you two?
**[15:49] ---**
Well... actually...
**[15:55] ---**
...the mascara I bought
recently is kind of weird.
**[15:57] ---**
I can't get it off at all...
**[16:02] ---**
U-Um...
**[16:08] ---**
I tried out a new styling
product I bought,
**[16:12] ---**
and it turned into this.
**[16:15] ---**
Um...
**[16:17] ---**
Me, too, actually...
**[16:27] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:29] ---**
I see.
**[16:31] ---**
An operation to pollute all kinds of
Pekoponian cosmetics with Keronian constituents.
**[16:35] ---**
Seems to be going great so far.
**[16:38] ---**
Mm!
**[16:39] ---**
Does anyone here doubt this "Set Your
Makeup Soul Alight" operation, sir?!
**[16:44] ---**
No one!
**[16:45] ---**
Very good!
**[16:46] ---**
The operation continues, sir!
**[16:48] ---**
Roger!
**[16:49] ---**
Okay, this time,
let's try using these products.
**[16:53] ---**
This looks usable, too!
**[16:55] ---**
The legendary pore minimizing blush!
**[16:57] ---**
Gerori.
**[16:58] ---**
We'll provide them our more suspicious,
more beautiful Keron-style cosmetic products, sir!
**[17:05] ---**
Or, like, product devving?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
**[17:14] ---**
I see...
***SIGN*** In Trauma
**[17:15] ---**
So that is how girls think...
**[17:18] ---**
That is why she...
***SIGN*** Takahashi Stationery
***SIGN*** Cleaning
***SIGN*** Kotsukotsu
Osteopathy
**[17:27] ---**
Aren't our lashes insane?
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, boy.
***SIGN*** Day of Ham
***SIGN*** Ooba Supermarket
**[17:31] ---**
So sorry! Did you wait long?
**[17:34] ---**
No... Not at all... Shall we go?
**[17:37] ---**
What a riot!
**[17:38] ---**
It's so heavy!
**[17:39] ---**
Aren't things... a little crazy right now?
**[17:43] ---**
Like how?
**[17:45] ---**
What do you mean "like how," Fuyuki?
**[17:50] ---**
The government are treating this
incident extremely seriously...
***SIGN*** The Day After Tomorrow's Cooking
**[17:53] ---**
...and then mix it.
**[17:55] ---**
Gorgeous eyes can be yours.
**[17:58] ---**
Something is definitely weird.
**[18:00] ---**
Come on, Fuyuki, there's definitely
something wrong with this!
**[18:03] ---**
Is there? I can't really tell.
**[18:07] ---**
Wait just one minute...
**[18:10] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[18:12] ---**
You saw my makeup and got some plan
in your head again, didn't you?!
**[18:15] ---**
What are you talking about, ma'am?
**[18:17] ---**
I haven't the foggiest.
**[18:19] ---**
Don't play dumb with me.
**[18:20] ---**
Everyone's makeup is crazy because of you!
**[18:23] ---**
Crazy, is it?
**[18:25] ---**
What parts of their makeup
are my fault, ma'am?
**[18:28] ---**
Well... the lip balm
and the mascara and so on.
**[18:33] ---**
Dear me, ma'am.
**[18:35] ---**
Lady Natsumi.
**[18:37] ---**
The new lip balm you bought recently,
**[18:39] ---**
what were its selling points again, ma'am?
**[18:44] ---**
Glossy and maiden-colored...
**[18:46] ---**
And?
**[18:48] ---**
Full...
**[18:49] ---**
Well, I won't deny it was glossy...
**[18:52] ---**
Well, then!
**[18:53] ---**
It's just as the selling points
mentioned, then, ma'am.
**[18:57] ---**
I have nothing to do with it at all, ma'am.
**[19:00] ---**
Uh... but...
**[19:04] ---**
Glossy, maiden-colored, and full.
***SIGN*** Maiden Color
**[19:09] ---**
A-All right, fine.
**[19:11] ---**
Sorry for suspecting you...
**[19:16] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[19:17] ---**
I win, sir!
**[19:21] ---**
I never expected you to contain Natsumi.
**[19:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are incredible!
**[19:26] ---**
The operation is only just getting started!
**[19:28] ---**
We need to do more and more research, sir!
**[19:30] ---**
And make the women of Pekopon
more and more prisoner to our makeup, sir!
**[19:37] ---**
This month's makeup magazines, all bought!
**[19:43] ---**
Hanemaru Market, recorded!
**[19:46] ---**
Beauty blogs, all checked!
**[19:50] ---**
More!
**[19:52] ---**
Do more and more research on makeup, sir!
**[19:58] ---**
Dororo-kun...
**[20:02] ---**
Why don't you... try working for me?
**[20:05] ---**
Really?
**[20:07] ---**
You'd... give even me a job?
**[20:09] ---**
Yes...
**[20:11] ---**
Or, like, total control?
***SIGN*** One week later...
**[20:27] ---**
One week later...
**[20:29] ---**
What has become of the platoon's
dreadful plan?
**[20:36] ---**
Really? That's so funny!
***SIGN*** Sweet Shop
**[20:38] ---**
Isn't it?
***SIGN***
**[20:40] ---**
Yes, my husband was very pleased...
**[20:42] ---**
My!
**[20:42] ---**
See? I just put a little bit on now,
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
**[20:45] ---**
and I've got it to the point
where it still looks pretty good!
**[20:47] ---**
Me, too!
**[20:48] ---**
I'm started to think I've been
overdoing it up until now.
**[20:49] ---**
Sorry, sorry!
**[20:51] ---**
When you don't need to try to show off,
you learn to do it naturally eventually!
***SIGN*** Station Street Shopping District
**[20:56] ---**
Right?!
**[20:57] ---**
Let's go do karaoke!
**[20:58] ---**
Oh, yes! I'll sing that one again!
**[21:01] ---**
Me, too. I wonder if they've
got any new songs!
**[21:04] ---**
Yes.
**[21:05] ---**
Sometimes boldly, sometimes naturally.
**[21:08] ---**
Choosing the makeup and style
that suits you is always best.
**[21:14] ---**
Meanwhile, these people, on the other hand...
**[21:18] ---**
I have a new eyelash serum for you, Kerorin.
**[21:22] ---**
Thank you, Giro-nee!
***SIGN*** Hyaluronic acid
**[21:25] ---**
It is some hyaluronic acid!
**[21:27] ---**
Kero-nee!
**[21:31] ---**
It is the legendary ginseng!
**[21:34] ---**
Ohh, Doro-nee! You're so thoughtful!
**[21:36] ---**
I thought you'd like it!
**[21:37] ---**
New products, girls!
**[21:39] ---**
Nice, Kululu-kun!
**[21:41] ---**
We've researched so much,
we can never turn back!
***SIGN*** Right?!
**[21:45] ---**
Right?!
**[21:46] ---**
I'm... sorry you had to see that.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach At Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest All-Out, No Comedy! The winner will become the local Hicksville Beach idol!
**[23:22] ---**
Lavie here...
**[23:23] ---**
I'll be entering the Hicksville Beach
night-time swimsuit contest!
**[23:27] ---**
If you win, apparently you can
get an idol debut and earn money.
**[23:31] ---**
I'll do my best, okay, brother?!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
We haven't seen Dororo's
younger brother recently, have we?
**[23:38] ---**
"Chibi-Kero: The Fireworks That Summer, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Keroro: Swimsuit Beauty Contest, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E326 - Chibi-Kero: The Fireworks That Summer, Sir! / Keroro: Swimsuit Beauty Contest, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DMQQ/chibi-kero-the-fireworks-that-summer-sir--keroro-swimsuit-beauty-contest-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Fireworks.
***SIGN*** 85th Fireworks Display
**[01:35] ---**
Watching from below or from the side?
**[01:37] ---**
Or from directly above?
**[01:40] ---**
From which viewing position
are they most beautiful?
***SIGN*** Mountain Clinic
**[01:50] ---**
Grandma still can't come home?
**[01:52] ---**
That's right.
**[01:53] ---**
They're keeping her one more day, to be safe.
She'll be released tomorrow.
**[01:57] ---**
She fell and got hurt working in the field.
**[01:59] ---**
Isn't it about time for the Admiral
to retire from active duty?
**[02:03] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[02:05] ---**
She wasn't seriously injured.
**[02:07] ---**
She'll be fine when she gets back tomorrow.
**[02:09] ---**
But the fireworks display is tonight, right?
**[02:12] ---**
She won't be able to see it
from the hospital.
**[02:15] ---**
I guess we can't all go see them
together this year...
**[02:18] ---**
Come to think of it, when we were kids...
**[02:22] ---**
...something similar happened.
**[02:27] ---**
Chibi-Kero: The Fireworks That Summer, Sir!
**[02:35] ---**
Zeroro has a cold?
**[02:38] ---**
Even though we all promised
**[02:40] ---**
to go see the fireworks display tonight.
**[02:43] ---**
His fever's down, but I guess
his mom told him to stay in bed
**[02:47] ---**
and won't let him go outside.
**[02:48] ---**
That's right. That's what's best for you.
**[02:50] ---**
Nothing we can do about it.
**[02:52] ---**
Why don't the three of us go without Zeroro?
**[02:55] ---**
But without Zeroro, we don't
have somebody to bring snacks.
**[02:59] ---**
That's right!
**[03:00] ---**
Zeroro's house has a
stockpile of Yumyum Bars!
**[03:06] ---**
The Yumyum Bars are beside the point.
**[03:09] ---**
We all made a promise to see the
fireworks together, remember?
**[03:14] ---**
Yumyum Bars... That takes me back...
**[03:17] ---**
You know them, too, Kululu?
**[03:19] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:20] ---**
I loved them as a kid, too.
**[03:23] ---**
Although I haven't seen them recently
**[03:26] ---**
in sweets shops on remote planets.
**[03:29] ---**
Now I feel like having one...
**[03:32] ---**
Huh. They're that good?
**[03:35] ---**
The curry-flavored ones
were especially scrumptious!
**[03:38] ---**
So what happened with the space fireworks?
**[03:41] ---**
Did you all get to see them together?
**[03:44] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:45] ---**
We came up with a plan.
**[03:48] ---**
You're right!
**[03:49] ---**
For those delicious Yumyum Bars...
**[03:52] ---**
I mean, for Zeroro!
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[03:57] ---**
Zeroro's room is on the second floor,
**[03:59] ---**
so if we use a flying board
to secretly enter his window,
**[04:01] ---**
we should be able to get him out of there
without his mom knowing, right?
**[04:05] ---**
But shouldn't we bring
a weapon, just in case?
**[04:08] ---**
Can you borrow one from your big brother?
**[04:10] ---**
We don't need any weapons!
**[04:13] ---**
But Zeroro's mom...
**[04:15] ---**
Despite the way she looks, I hear
she's a former top assassin!
**[04:19] ---**
Seriously?!
**[04:20] ---**
I'm totally serious!
**[04:22] ---**
Wow!
**[04:30] ---**
Hey, Mom, I'm fine! My fever's gone...
**[04:35] ---**
No, no, Zeroro.
**[04:36] ---**
If you went to the space fireworks display
**[04:38] ---**
and your cold came back, then what?!
**[04:41] ---**
You need to stay in bed for one more day.
**[04:52] ---**
Who's there?
**[04:54] ---**
Are you over your cold, Zeroro?
**[04:56] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[04:58] ---**
Keep your voice down!
**[05:02] ---**
We've come to pick you up.
**[05:03] ---**
Let's all see the space fireworks together!
**[05:06] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[05:08] ---**
Pururu-chan, too!
**[05:09] ---**
Hurry up!
**[05:10] ---**
Our flying boards are hovering
just outside the window.
**[05:13] ---**
Right!
**[05:14] ---**
Wait a second, Zeroro.
**[05:16] ---**
Where are the Yumyum Bars?
**[05:19] ---**
We can forget about them this time!
**[05:21] ---**
After all, without a snack...
**[05:24] ---**
The Yumyum Bars should be in the kitchen.
**[05:28] ---**
All right! Let's get 'em!
**[05:30] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[05:31] ---**
If we don't hurry, we'll miss some of it!
**[05:41] ---**
I think they're in here...
**[05:45] ---**
Bingo!
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:50] ---**
Someone's coming!
**[06:03] ---**
Zeroro's little brother?
**[06:05] ---**
What's he doing?
**[06:06] ---**
Maybe summer vacation homework...
**[06:09] ---**
Why's he doing it in the kitchen?!
**[06:11] ---**
It doesn't matter if your brother
finds us here, does it?
**[06:14] ---**
Yes, it matters!
**[06:15] ---**
The other day, my brother
broke my precious music box,
**[06:19] ---**
and we're still fighting about it.
**[06:20] ---**
If he finds us, he'll tattle on me!
**[06:28] ---**
The fireworks are starting!
**[06:29] ---**
Your brother isn't going
to see the fireworks?
**[06:32] ---**
Why is he doing his homework in the kitchen
**[06:34] ---**
on a night when there's fireworks?!
**[06:37] ---**
Don't ask me!
**[06:40] ---**
If we don't get a move on, it'll be over!
**[06:45] ---**
What's this?
**[06:46] ---**
Gross! Zeroro-kun, you've got a dirty mind!
**[06:49] ---**
I-It's not mine!
**[06:50] ---**
M-M-Maybe it's Dad's!
**[06:53] ---**
I've got it!
**[07:09] ---**
Now, while we have the chance!
**[07:23] ---**
Beautiful!
**[07:25] ---**
Intense!
**[07:27] ---**
Let's get a closer look!
**[07:29] ---**
Hey, wait! Keroro!
**[07:31] ---**
It's dangerous to get that close!
**[07:42] ---**
The Yumyum Bars!
**[07:45] ---**
Kero!
**[07:46] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[07:50] ---**
That's dangerous!
**[08:05] ---**
Kero?
**[08:06] ---**
Are we safe?
**[08:11] ---**
And that's what happened.
**[08:14] ---**
Huh. I hadn't heard that one before.
**[08:16] ---**
What are space fireworks like?
**[08:20] ---**
The fireworks are gorgeous,
**[08:21] ---**
with colors and shapes
**[08:24] ---**
that cannot be produced
with Pekoponian fireworks.
**[08:27] ---**
Still, Mr. Sergeant,
**[08:29] ---**
you endangered your life
**[08:31] ---**
over a bunch of Yumyum Bars, huh?
**[08:34] ---**
Well, in the end, we couldn't retrieve them.
**[08:38] ---**
But I still wonder why
**[08:41] ---**
the space fireworks ball
suddenly disappeared,
**[08:43] ---**
thereby saving our lives.
**[08:45] ---**
Even now, it's a mystery.
**[08:49] ---**
I see. So that's what it was.
**[08:51] ---**
Gero?
**[08:52] ---**
That's what what was?
**[08:54] ---**
On the same night you guys went
to see those space fireworks,
**[08:59] ---**
I was doing an experiment
to produce a black hole
**[09:02] ---**
by harnessing the energy
from space fireworks.
**[09:08] ---**
That space fireworks ball
was probably swallowed up
**[09:11] ---**
by the black hole I made,
**[09:13] ---**
right before it collided with you, Commander.
**[09:20] ---**
So that's what happened!
**[09:21] ---**
At any rate, you saved our lives then.
**[09:28] ---**
These fireworks seem to be starting, too.
**[09:31] ---**
Let's hurry up and get over there!
**[09:34] ---**
What's wrong, Fuyuki?
**[09:36] ---**
Hey, Sarge...
**[09:38] ---**
I have a favor to ask.
**[09:40] ---**
Gero?
**[09:43] ---**
Like we figured, we can't see them from here.
**[09:48] ---**
Grandma!
**[09:49] ---**
Natsumi, Fuyuki!
**[09:50] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:52] ---**
Didn't you go with Kero-chan and
the others to see the fireworks?
**[09:54] ---**
That was the idea.
**[09:55] ---**
But I really wanted all of us to
see them together again this year, so...
**[10:01] ---**
Admiral!
**[10:02] ---**
We'll sneak you out of the hospital!
**[10:06] ---**
If we don't hurry, we'll miss them!
**[10:10] ---**
All of you came...
**[10:11] ---**
Come on!
**[10:12] ---**
If we hurry, we can still make it!
**[10:15] ---**
Let's see the fireworks together!
**[10:17] ---**
By no means!
**[10:19] ---**
You're not sneaking Grandma
out of the hospital.
**[10:21] ---**
She isn't fully healed.
**[10:23] ---**
But...
**[10:31] ---**
The fireworks are over...
**[10:40] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:41] ---**
But it's okay.
**[10:43] ---**
We can see them together next year!
**[10:56] ---**
Yumyum Bars!
**[10:57] ---**
The ones I dropped back then!
**[11:00] ---**
I had a taste for them!
**[11:04] ---**
Hey! Don't tell me...
**[11:11] ---**
Beautiful!
**[11:12] ---**
I've never seen fireworks like that!
**[11:15] ---**
Could that be...
**[11:18] ---**
A white hole.
**[11:19] ---**
I created the exit for the black hole
**[11:23] ---**
I produced back then.
**[11:29] ---**
From above or below,
**[11:31] ---**
it seems fireworks are best
when viewed together.
**[11:42] ---**
Hi there!
**[11:44] ---**
I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
**[11:46] ---**
Aozora Keroko here!
**[11:47] ---**
Together, we are the Amphibians!
***SIGN*** The Amphibians
**[11:50] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[11:53] ---**
So it's summertime!
**[11:54] ---**
And it's hot!
**[11:55] ---**
Nothing hotter than a swimsuit calendar!
**[11:57] ---**
Yeah, I can never decide
which month to put up!
**[11:59] ---**
We're back again this year for the Hicksville Beach
Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest!
at Hicksville Beach
**[11:59] ---**
And I smash my thumb when
I nail it to the wall!
**[12:01] ---**
I mean, every time I change the months!
**[12:03] ---**
Which is like, every week!
**[12:05] ---**
Oh, boy!
**[12:07] ---**
I'll tell you what's hot!
**[12:08] ---**
We can't let this year's contest...
**[12:10] ---**
...end just like this!
**[12:16] ---**
Keroro: Swimsuit Beauty Contest, Sir!
**[12:23] ---**
Mom couldn't come with us
this year either because of work,
**[12:27] ---**
so they gave me an adult's form
so I could be the chaperone.
**[12:31] ---**
"Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
**[12:34] ---**
Click!
**[12:38] ---**
But you didn't have to become
an adult, too, Koyuki-chan!
**[12:48] ---**
That aside, Natsumi-san...
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach at Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest The winner will become a Hicksville Beach idol! Seriously, no comedy!
**[12:51] ---**
...I saw this flier.
**[12:53] ---**
Swimsuit beauty contest?
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach at Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest The winner will become a Hicksville Beach idol! Seriously, no comedy!
**[12:55] ---**
It seems there's also a contest at night
**[12:57] ---**
at Hicksville Beach this year.
**[13:00] ---**
Or, like, guidelines changing?
**[13:02] ---**
What?!
**[13:03] ---**
"Seriously, no comedy!"
**[13:05] ---**
"Swimsuit Beauty Contest?!"
***SIGN*** The Winner! Congratulations!!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[13:10] ---**
"The winner will make her national debut
**[13:14] ---**
as a Hicksville Beach idol!"
**[13:17] ---**
"The winner will also appear in a movie
**[13:20] ---**
with everyone's favorite masked DJ, 623."
**[13:26] ---**
Let's do our best, Koyuki-chan!
**[13:29] ---**
Sure!
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach at Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest Reception
***SIGN*** Local Dangal
**[13:34] ---**
We have to take advantage of this chance.
**[13:37] ---**
The world will welcome us as idols
**[13:39] ---**
and once we've become popular,
we'll invade all at once!
***SIGN*** Local Dangal
**[13:43] ---**
The Keroro Platoon will enter and go all out!
**[13:46] ---**
I refuse to participate!
***SIGN*** Reception this way
**[13:48] ---**
That's what you say, but you're
already wearing a Pekoponian suit.
**[13:51] ---**
Or, like, drilled-in habit?
**[13:54] ---**
However...
**[13:56] ---**
You people can't enter.
***SIGN*** Reception this way
**[13:59] ---**
Why not?!
**[14:00] ---**
Don't give me "why not?!"
**[14:02] ---**
How are those "swimsuit beauties"?!
**[14:04] ---**
You're okay, though!
**[14:06] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Hicksville at Night
**[14:08] ---**
You don't look down on Hicksville at Night!
**[14:11] ---**
We're serious about being different from
the afternoon bikini comedy contest.
**[14:14] ---**
Seriously?
***SIGN*** Seriously
**[14:15] ---**
It says "seriously"!
**[14:17] ---**
Gero!
**[14:19] ---**
You...
**[14:21] ---**
That's it!
**[14:22] ---**
Let's ask Pururu-chan!
***SIGN*** Reception
**[14:24] ---**
Um, next...
***SIGN*** Reception
**[14:26] ---**
Pururu-san, right?
**[14:27] ---**
Yes.
**[14:31] ---**
Thank you for this opportunity!
**[14:41] ---**
They said Pururu-chan couldn't enter
because of the age restriction.
**[14:46] ---**
It figures...
**[14:49] ---**
Then we'll just have to entrust
everything to Lady Mois!
**[14:53] ---**
Roger!
**[14:54] ---**
Or, like, perfect claimant?
**[14:57] ---**
And so, night!
**[14:58] ---**
Hi, everyone! Good evening!
**[15:01] ---**
Good evening!
***SIGN*** Night
**[15:04] ---**
It's night here at Hicksville Beach!
**[15:06] ---**
And this is the swimsuit beauty contest!
**[15:11] ---**
I'm your MC, Melody Honey!
**[15:15] ---**
And you know our judges,
**[15:18] ---**
the mayor and his assistant!
**[15:20] ---**
Hello there!
**[15:22] ---**
It's a little different this year...
**[15:26] ---**
We also have the mysterious masked DJ...
**[15:29] ---**
Good evening! I'm 623.
**[15:32] ---**
I'm a little different tonight, too.
**[15:37] ---**
And I'm making 50 yen more tonight!
**[15:40] ---**
Plus 556-san, the beach house part-timer!
***SIGN*** Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[15:44] ---**
All right, let's start the
swimsuit beauty contest!
***SIGN*** Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[15:49] ---**
Entry number one is this pair,
**[15:52] ---**
Konatsu and Koyuki!
**[15:57] ---**
So, what is their score?
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[16:05] ---**
Oh! A high score from the start!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[16:12] ---**
Darn you, Lady Natsumi and Lady Koyuki!
**[16:14] ---**
You're interfering with my invasion!
**[16:17] ---**
Koyuki-dono,
**[16:19] ---**
is your swimsuit not too stimulating?!
**[16:22] ---**
It's outrageous! It's outrageous, Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[16:24] ---**
All right! Our next entry, number two!
**[16:28] ---**
Unabara Mois!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[16:37] ---**
Another high score!
**[16:38] ---**
However, it looks like it's not as high as
the previous pair of Konatsu and Koyuki!
**[16:43] ---**
You'd better sell it!
**[16:46] ---**
It's time for formation socks!
**[16:48] ---**
Right!
**[16:49] ---**
Lady Mois, formation socks!
***SIGN*** Formation Socks
**[16:54] ---**
Roger, Uncle!
**[16:58] ---**
Oh! A performance!
**[17:00] ---**
A swimsuit and socks?
**[17:06] ---**
Yahoo!
**[17:08] ---**
No good!
**[17:10] ---**
Unless those socks are navy blue, no good!
**[17:14] ---**
They are sick.
**[17:16] ---**
I do not understand what they're saying.
**[17:19] ---**
Kululu, can't you do something?
**[17:22] ---**
Shall I try turning her
into a glamorous adult,
**[17:24] ---**
one size up, with the
"Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun?
**[17:28] ---**
Who are you supposed to be?
**[17:29] ---**
That's fine, but is it okay?
**[17:30] ---**
The effects won't suddenly wear off?
**[17:33] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[17:34] ---**
The effects last for 12 hours.
**[17:37] ---**
Wait a second!
**[17:38] ---**
Then Natsumi and Koyuki's adult forms
**[17:41] ---**
will also last only 12 hours?
**[17:43] ---**
Indeed.
**[17:45] ---**
And I turned them into adults
right before lunch today...
***SIGN*** Participant Waiting Room No Males Allowed
**[17:48] ---**
So the effect should wear off around
the time of the awards ceremony!
**[17:51] ---**
What?!
**[17:53] ---**
If Natsumi should win...
***SIGN*** Winner
***SIGN*** Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
***SIGN*** Eeeek!
**[18:07] ---**
Eeeek!
**[18:10] ---**
I-If that happened...
**[18:12] ---**
If that happened...
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Participant Waiting Room No Males Allowed
**[18:17] ---**
I won't let it happen!
***SIGN*** Participant Waiting Room No Males Allowed
**[18:24] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:25] ---**
Where are you?!
**[18:26] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:29] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[18:31] ---**
H-Hey, wait!
**[18:33] ---**
Giro!
**[18:34] ---**
No males allowed!
**[18:38] ---**
What about Pururu?
**[18:39] ---**
Isn't Pururu around?
**[18:40] ---**
Even if males aren't allowed,
she can get in!
**[18:43] ---**
Pururu-chan...
**[18:44] ---**
Right?
**[18:48] ---**
Let's leave her be.
**[18:51] ---**
Darn it! Since it's come to this...
**[18:55] ---**
You want me to dress up
as a girl and go in there?!
***SIGN*** Participant Waiting Room No Males Allowed
**[18:58] ---**
The effects of the gun are about to wear off!
**[19:01] ---**
You need to go into the waiting room
and warn Natsumi!
**[19:03] ---**
But it's embarrassing...
**[19:05] ---**
You're the only one I can count on!
***SIGN*** Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[19:10] ---**
I'm embarrassed to wear a swimsuit,
**[19:12] ---**
but I'm doing my best for my brother's sake!
**[19:14] ---**
I'm sorry! Please give me your support!
**[19:16] ---**
Please!
**[19:21] ---**
And another high score!
**[19:25] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[19:26] ---**
He really did warn Natsumi, didn't he?
**[19:30] ---**
And next, at last, our final contestant!
**[19:33] ---**
Entry number 48!
**[19:35] ---**
Fuyuki Hinata!
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki Female Version
**[19:37] ---**
The cross-dressing version of Fuyuki-kun.
**[19:39] ---**
Cross-dressing?!
**[19:40] ---**
Cross-dressing?!
**[19:40] ---**
Cross-dressing?!
**[19:40] ---**
Fuyuki?!
**[19:41] ---**
Who told you to go on stage?!
**[19:47] ---**
Wow! 623 with a rule-breaking 12 points!
***SIGN*** Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[19:53] ---**
Um, what?
**[19:54] ---**
556-san, how many points is that?
**[20:01] ---**
Now that it's come to this,
you win it, Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Night Swimsuit Beauty Contest
**[20:04] ---**
The effects of the gun will wear off
during the awards ceremony.
**[20:07] ---**
To make sure Natsumi isn't
standing on the stage then,
**[20:10] ---**
Fuyuki has to win so he'll be on stage!
**[20:14] ---**
We're going to announce the
results of the judging!
**[20:16] ---**
We made an impartial judgment
**[20:18] ---**
based on the previous scores,
**[20:21] ---**
but the level of all our
participants was so high
**[20:23] ---**
that it was very tough to decide on a winner!
**[20:27] ---**
And so, the results of our consultation!
**[20:31] ---**
They're all winners!
**[20:32] ---**
We've decided that all 48 of them
will make their debut
**[20:37] ---**
as the idol unit HB48!
**[20:41] ---**
What?!
**[20:45] ---**
Ohh! The effect of the gun wore off, huh?
**[20:48] ---**
What?!
**[20:50] ---**
Huh? Are you... Fuyuki?
**[20:52] ---**
L-Listen, Sis...
**[20:55] ---**
Actually...
**[20:56] ---**
We're lucky, Natsumi-san!
**[20:58] ---**
Everyone won!
**[21:00] ---**
Right...
**[21:03] ---**
Oh, no!
**[21:04] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[21:07] ---**
What should we do?! What should we do?!
**[21:09] ---**
Natchi is gonna punish us!
**[21:16] ---**
Tch!
**[21:23] ---**
Huh?
**[21:24] ---**
What is this?
**[21:25] ---**
It's dark!
**[21:26] ---**
Come on, you two! While we have the chance!
**[21:28] ---**
R-Right!
**[21:33] ---**
Thinking on his feet,
**[21:34] ---**
Corporal Giroro destroyed
the venue's lighting with his gun.
**[21:41] ---**
Thanks to that, Natsumi-chan
and Koyuki-chan were saved.
**[21:47] ---**
This is so embarrassing...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
There are seven days in the week,
**[23:26] ---**
which equals 168 hours.
**[23:28] ---**
In minutes, it's 10,080.
**[23:30] ---**
And actually 604,800 seconds.
**[23:33] ---**
That's hard to remember.
**[23:35] ---**
That aside,
**[23:36] ---**
here comes Kerorinman!
***SIGN*** Station Merchants' Association
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: Champion of Justice, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Invasion in the Blink of an Eye, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?! Ge-gero!
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E327 - Keroro: Champion of Justice, Sir! / Keroro: Invasion in the Blink of an Eye, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN931P/keroro-champion-of-justice-sir--keroro-invasion-in-the-blink-of-an-eye-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Have you ever had an experience
where you didn't mean
**[01:34] ---**
to do something,
but somewhere along the line,
**[01:37] ---**
it happened nevertheless?
**[01:43] ---**
Is it strange, after all?
**[01:45] ---**
You're definitely standing out.
**[01:47] ---**
But all the other Pekoponian suits
**[01:49] ---**
are being repaired or cleaned,
so this was all that was left.
***SIGN*** Repairs
***SIGN*** Cleaning
**[01:53] ---**
Then maybe you shouldn't have gone outside.
***SIGN*** Drug Store
**[01:56] ---**
*Shonen Alpha* comes out today.
**[01:59] ---**
No matter how much attention I'm getting,
**[02:01] ---**
my resolve cannot be shaken!
**[02:04] ---**
Thief!
**[02:07] ---**
Gero!
**[02:09] ---**
Ow...
**[02:13] ---**
Give it up!
**[02:14] ---**
All right...
**[02:15] ---**
I appreciate your help in arresting him!
**[02:19] ---**
That costume. Are you...?
**[02:21] ---**
Gero?
**[02:26] ---**
Keroro: Champion of Justice, Sir!
**[02:32] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:35] ---**
All I did was bump into a robber,
**[02:37] ---**
and it turned into me capturing him.
**[02:40] ---**
Oh, well, I guess a misunderstanding
like that isn't bad...
**[02:44] ---**
That's the one, right?
**[02:45] ---**
He captured a robber by himself.
**[02:48] ---**
But he's wearing a strange outfit.
**[02:50] ---**
All superheroes do that.
**[02:53] ---**
Then he's a real superhero?
**[02:57] ---**
Hey!
**[02:58] ---**
Gero?
**[02:58] ---**
What's your superhero name?
**[03:02] ---**
Oh, I don't really have...
**[03:04] ---**
You must have a name, right?
**[03:06] ---**
Don't put on airs! Just tell me...
**[03:08] ---**
...Mr. Superhero!
**[03:11] ---**
I'm... a superhero?
***SIGN*** Tapping Osteopath Clinic
**[03:17] ---**
That's right!
**[03:18] ---**
I'm a superhero!
**[03:19] ---**
Kerorinman!
***SIGN*** Kerorinman is here!
**[03:21] ---**
He actually said it...
**[03:24] ---**
Say, Natsumi, did you hear?
**[03:26] ---**
There really is a superhero,
like in manga or anime!
**[03:30] ---**
Superhero?
**[03:32] ---**
I hear he captured a vicious criminal
**[03:35] ---**
in a flash yesterday in the shopping area!
**[03:37] ---**
I guess he came out of nowhere
**[03:39] ---**
and then disappeared again
once his good deed was done!
**[03:42] ---**
There's a lot of embroidery going on here.
**[03:44] ---**
Huh...
**[03:46] ---**
He's green, with bulging muscles everywhere!
**[03:48] ---**
He's got a big star on his chest!
**[03:50] ---**
And his name is...
**[03:51] ---**
...Kerorinman!
**[03:52] ---**
The stupid frog...
**[03:55] ---**
Whenever people need help,
Kerorinman is there!
**[03:59] ---**
Not strong enough?
**[04:01] ---**
Prepare yourself!
**[04:02] ---**
Do you know who I am?!
**[04:05] ---**
Who are you introducing yourself to?
**[04:08] ---**
It seems he's really into
this superhero thing...
**[04:12] ---**
What am I thinking?!
**[04:15] ---**
I'm an invader!
**[04:17] ---**
The idea of being a champion of justice
**[04:19] ---**
or helpful to Pekoponians
is just ridiculous!
**[04:23] ---**
Well, you certainly were
helpful the other day...
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Bank
***SIGN*** Part-time Help Wanted
**[04:29] ---**
I heard the rumors about Kerorinman, too.
***SIGN*** Mountain Bakery
**[04:32] ---**
That stupid frog!
**[04:34] ---**
But if he's helping people out as a champion
of justice, there's nothing wrong with it, right?
**[04:38] ---**
He's obviously got an ulterior motive!
***SIGN*** Part-time Help Wanted
**[04:42] ---**
Bank robbers!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Bank
**[04:48] ---**
Somebody stop them!
**[04:54] ---**
Wha...?!
**[04:58] ---**
Who are you?!
**[05:00] ---**
As long as there is evil in this world,
**[05:02] ---**
a green wind will blow!
**[05:05] ---**
Kerorinman is here!
**[05:07] ---**
Do not defy me!
***SIGN*** English Conversation School
***SIGN*** Smash!
***SIGN*** Pasta Restaurant
**[05:16] ---**
Here. You guys can take it from here.
**[05:22] ---**
Kerocchi!
***SIGN*** Vegetable Papaya
**[05:26] ---**
Thank you, Kerorinman!
***SIGN*** Sweets
**[05:28] ---**
It looks like Sarge is taking
the superhero thing seriously.
***SIGN*** Toy Store
***SIGN*** Indian Food
**[05:37] ---**
Here you go.
**[05:39] ---**
Thank you!
**[05:41] ---**
What is it?
**[05:43] ---**
If you ever see a crime in progress,
**[05:45] ---**
push this button to summon me!
**[05:51] ---**
I'll come running right away!
**[05:53] ---**
Give me one!
**[05:54] ---**
Me, too!
**[05:55] ---**
Okay. Don't push, don't push.
**[05:55] ---**
I want one!
**[06:02] ---**
Gero...
**[06:03] ---**
There it is, right off the bat!
**[06:05] ---**
Move out!
**[06:11] ---**
And again?!
**[06:16] ---**
Gero...
**[06:17] ---**
I... I'll clean up later!
**[06:24] ---**
Gero?
**[06:25] ---**
Again!
**[06:26] ---**
I'm so busy...
**[06:30] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[06:31] ---**
Man, I'm busy!
**[06:34] ---**
Kerorinman is being summoned so much
**[06:36] ---**
that he doesn't have time to do housework.
**[06:40] ---**
Huh?
**[06:41] ---**
Isn't it the stupid frog's turn today?
**[06:43] ---**
Sarge is doing his best as Kerorinman,
**[06:47] ---**
so I figured I'd pick up the slack.
**[06:50] ---**
You're a softy, Fuyuki.
**[06:52] ---**
But I'll clean the tub.
**[06:56] ---**
Sis...
**[06:57] ---**
And so, Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun
cooperated with the sergeant.
**[07:02] ---**
Thank you, Kerorinman!
**[07:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro,
working in the name of justice.
**[07:09] ---**
Of course, when it comes to the invasion...
**[07:13] ---**
It's finally finished!
**[07:16] ---**
When did you build this mech?!
**[07:18] ---**
Don't play dumb.
**[07:19] ---**
It was your idea.
**[07:21] ---**
My idea?
**[07:23] ---**
As you requested,
I put in a lot of huge cannons.
**[07:27] ---**
We can definitely invade Pekopon
**[07:29] ---**
by going on a rampage with this.
**[07:31] ---**
Yeah, it looks really promising.
**[07:34] ---**
But...
**[07:35] ---**
...i-if this thing starts wreaking havoc...
**[07:43] ---**
Kerorinman! Help!
**[07:46] ---**
Th-This is really bad...
**[07:49] ---**
Hey, Giroro-kun,
**[07:50] ---**
can we put this plan off for a bit?
**[07:53] ---**
Like for two or three years?
**[07:55] ---**
Why would we have to wait?!
**[07:57] ---**
We're carrying it out at once! Right now!
**[07:59] ---**
Is that negotiable?
**[08:02] ---**
Um...
**[08:03] ---**
Let's go!
**[08:04] ---**
Invader mecha, takeoff!
**[08:07] ---**
Taking off!
**[08:08] ---**
Wait!
**[08:15] ---**
What's that?!
**[08:16] ---**
Aliens!
**[08:17] ---**
Invaders!
**[08:19] ---**
Gerohcrap!
**[08:21] ---**
They're all gonna call Kerorinman!
**[08:24] ---**
And then...
**[08:25] ---**
...what should I do?!
**[08:28] ---**
Gero! Ow!
**[08:33] ---**
What's this?
**[08:34] ---**
The attack button.
**[08:36] ---**
As the commander of the Keroro Platoon,
you should push it.
**[08:38] ---**
Really?!
**[08:41] ---**
I'm not really...
**[08:43] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:44] ---**
Is there a problem?
**[08:46] ---**
Listen...
**[08:48] ---**
Don't you think starting the attack
in Inner-Tokyo is kind of lame?
**[08:52] ---**
Is there "lame" when it
comes to invading Pekopon?!
**[08:55] ---**
What's that?!
**[08:55] ---**
The stupid frog!
Champion of justice, my rear end!
**[08:59] ---**
Let's at least start with
the beach or something...
***SIGN*** The Sea
**[09:01] ---**
What's the point?!
***SIGN*** The Mountains
**[09:04] ---**
Or it might be cool to
start with the mountains!
**[09:07] ---**
It doesn't matter what we start with!
**[09:09] ---**
Just push the attack button!
**[09:10] ---**
Come to think of it, where's Dororo?
***SIGN*** Dororo
**[09:13] ---**
What about Dororo?
**[09:15] ---**
I think there was something
I wanted to tell him
**[09:17] ---**
before we started the invasion plan.
**[09:19] ---**
You think?!
**[09:21] ---**
What are you being so hesitant about?!
**[09:24] ---**
See...
**[09:25] ---**
I'm just not used to invading.
***SIGN*** What is an "invasion"?
**[09:28] ---**
Yes, you could say you're not used to it...
**[09:31] ---**
Just push the attack button already!
**[09:34] ---**
Gero!
**[09:37] ---**
Gero?!
**[09:38] ---**
Yikes!
**[09:39] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[09:41] ---**
Oh, uh, this...
**[09:44] ---**
I've got a headache...
**[09:46] ---**
I can't invade like this!
**[09:47] ---**
Hey! Don't run away!
**[09:53] ---**
When everyone is looking for help,
**[09:56] ---**
I have to show up!
**[09:58] ---**
I-It's Kerorinman!
**[10:00] ---**
Kerorinman has come!
**[10:02] ---**
Sarge?
**[10:03] ---**
What's he going to do?
***SIGN*** Station Merchants' Association
**[10:08] ---**
It's Kerorinman!
**[10:10] ---**
As long as evil exists in this world,
**[10:11] ---**
a green wind will blow!
**[10:14] ---**
Kerorinman is here!
**[10:16] ---**
Kerorinman?
**[10:17] ---**
Here I come, villains!
**[10:20] ---**
Villains, he says?!
**[10:21] ---**
Should we fire?
**[10:22] ---**
Kerocchi!
**[10:26] ---**
I can't do it!
**[10:27] ---**
Go!
**[10:29] ---**
Take it apart!
***SIGN*** Passing through...
**[10:32] ---**
He escaped.
**[10:35] ---**
There's no way I could
beat a huge flying tank!
**[10:38] ---**
Do your best!
**[10:39] ---**
Gero?
**[10:40] ---**
Do your best, Kerorinman!
**[10:43] ---**
Don't give up, Kerorinman!
**[10:45] ---**
They're right!
**[10:47] ---**
Kerorinman is a champion of justice...
**[10:49] ---**
I can't destroy kids' dreams!
***SIGN*** Impossible Impossible Impossible Impossible
**[10:57] ---**
It's just impossible! Impossible!
Impossible! Impossible!
**[10:59] ---**
Do your best!
**[11:00] ---**
Gero?
**[11:01] ---**
Hang in there!
**[11:02] ---**
Kerorinman!
**[11:03] ---**
Don't run away!
**[11:04] ---**
Take it down!
**[11:13] ---**
I'm scared... I'm not gonna win...
**[11:17] ---**
...but Kerorinman has to fight!
**[11:22] ---**
I'm the champion of justice, Kerorinman!
**[11:27] ---**
Enough of this Kerorinman!
You're just annoying!
**[11:34] ---**
And it's said that the champion of justice,
Kerorinman, never appeared again.
***SIGN*** Wind Chime Mt. Hua
**[11:44] ---**
Have you ever thought to yourself,
"It feels like we just got through New Year's,
**[11:49] ---**
but half the year is already gone?"
**[11:53] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:54] ---**
Would you toss the salad?
**[11:57] ---**
Okay.
**[12:01] ---**
All right. Next...
**[12:09] ---**
What are you doing in there?!
**[12:12] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[12:18] ---**
Another helping, please!
**[12:22] ---**
Keroro: Invasion in the Blink of an Eye, Sir!
**[12:28] ---**
What the heck is going on here?!
**[12:30] ---**
Well... it's complicated...
**[12:33] ---**
Um... We were at our limit...
**[12:36] ---**
I don't wanna hear any more!
**[12:38] ---**
As your punishment...
**[12:40] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[12:41] ---**
Honestly, there's an explanation!
**[12:44] ---**
Yeah, this is really...
**[12:46] ---**
An explanation?
**[12:47] ---**
That's right!
**[12:51] ---**
It all started one week ago...
***SIGN*** Friday Always rise after a fall
**[13:00] ---**
Whoa, that's right...
***SIGN*** Friday Always rise after a fall
**[13:03] ---**
Today's maxim is...
***SIGN*** Saturday Time flies like an arrow
**[13:07] ---**
"Time flies like an arrow."
**[13:09] ---**
What does that mean?
**[13:11] ---**
It means that time passes
in the blink of an eye.
**[13:14] ---**
The point is that you should treasure time.
**[13:18] ---**
I see.
**[13:20] ---**
Treasure time that passes
in the blink of an eye...
**[13:23] ---**
Is that right?
***SIGN*** Today's Theme Time Flies Like an Arrow
**[13:27] ---**
Time flies like an arrow!
***SIGN*** Today's Theme Time Flies Like an Arrow
**[13:30] ---**
I got a major hint for the invasion
of Pekopon from this proverb!
**[13:34] ---**
In other words...
**[13:36] ---**
The "Invade Pekopon in the
Blink of an Eye" plan!
**[13:40] ---**
Invade in the blink of an eye?
**[13:42] ---**
What is that?
***SIGN*** Today's Theme
Time Flies Like an Arrow
**[13:44] ---**
According to my information,
**[13:45] ---**
Pekopon's VIPs are about to gather in Japan
**[13:49] ---**
to enter into an important treaty.
**[13:52] ---**
Then we strike!
**[13:53] ---**
In the moment that they're
about to sign the treaty,
***SIGN*** Contract I give you Pekopon Signature VIP
**[13:56] ---**
we'll switch the document!
***SIGN*** Contract I give you Pekopon Signature
**[13:59] ---**
This is the document we'll switch it with!
**[14:02] ---**
It's a contract that hands over Pekopon
to the Keroro Platoon.
**[14:07] ---**
There's no way they'd just sign that!
**[14:10] ---**
In the first place, what's the connection
between that and "time flies like an arrow?"
**[14:14] ---**
Or, like, meaning unknown?
***SIGN*** Today's Theme
Time Flies Like an Arrow
**[14:17] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[14:18] ---**
Right-o!
**[14:19] ---**
Ta-daaa!
***SIGN*** "Going down heaven's road ruling everything" Gun
**[14:21] ---**
The "Going down heaven's road ruling everything" Gun.
**[14:24] ---**
If you get hit by its ray,
**[14:26] ---**
you Kerlock Up, in which one second
is stretched to one week,
**[14:29] ---**
time that you can use as you please.
**[14:31] ---**
In other words, as one second passes
for the Pekoponians,
**[14:34] ---**
we've got one week
**[14:36] ---**
to do whatever we like!
**[14:40] ---**
One second is stretched
to one week only for us?!
**[14:44] ---**
So while the Pekoponians say,
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[14:45] ---**
"Ah!"
**[14:47] ---**
or whatever,
**[14:48] ---**
we can eat one week's worth of snacks, right?
***SIGN*** Contract I give you Pekopon Signature VIP
**[14:52] ---**
And the Pekopon transfer contract
will be finished before you know it!
**[14:56] ---**
The invasion will be complete!
**[14:58] ---**
I see.
**[14:59] ---**
If the Pekopon invasion can be achieved
without harming anyone,
**[15:03] ---**
then I shall cooperate.
**[15:06] ---**
Yeah, right?
**[15:07] ---**
So we should do the old you-know-what?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
**[15:19] ---**
Lady Mois,
**[15:20] ---**
if you would do the honors...
**[15:22] ---**
Understood, Uncle.
**[15:23] ---**
Or, like, always bullseye?
**[15:29] ---**
Now!
**[15:30] ---**
Gotcha, boss!
**[15:39] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Wind Chime Mt. Hua
**[15:52] ---**
Look at how stupid this woman looks frozen!
**[15:55] ---**
I will fart right on her!
**[15:56] ---**
She's still moving.
**[15:58] ---**
We're Kerlocked Up,
**[16:00] ---**
so it just looks like she's stopped moving.
**[16:03] ---**
Now is my chance to clobber
her slovenly frozen form...
**[16:06] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[16:07] ---**
We're in the middle of a mission, sir.
**[16:10] ---**
This isn't playtime!
**[16:12] ---**
Right!
**[16:13] ---**
Sorry!
**[16:15] ---**
Tch! You're lucky...
**[16:18] ---**
So from this moment,
**[16:19] ---**
let's go forth to carry out the
"Invade Pekopon in the Blink of an Eye" plan!
***SIGN*** Caution Railroad Crossing
***SIGN*** Udon Soba
***SIGN*** Contract I give you Pekopon Signature
**[16:44] ---**
Sign this!
**[16:48] ---**
Mission complete!
**[16:50] ---**
In the next instant, he'll sign it
**[16:52] ---**
and Pekopon will be ours!
**[16:55] ---**
Yay!
**[16:56] ---**
You did it, Keroro!
**[16:57] ---**
Now let's casually head back
to the Hinata house.
**[17:00] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:05] ---**
That was so easy, it was kind of a let-down.
**[17:08] ---**
It didn't even take a day.
**[17:10] ---**
Now we've got time on our hands.
**[17:12] ---**
Perhaps we should think of it
as getting one week of vacation.
**[17:16] ---**
Yeah, that's a good idea.
**[17:19] ---**
I'm gonna stuff myself silly with sweets
the moment we get home!
**[17:22] ---**
I'm gonna focus on putting together
Gundam models, free of interruption...
**[17:26] ---**
Whoa...
**[17:27] ---**
What was that, Keroro?
**[17:29] ---**
Hmm...
**[17:30] ---**
I don't know.
**[17:31] ---**
It felt like I collided with
something extremely heavy...
**[17:44] ---**
All right. Maybe I'll cook some
curry for a good long time...
**[17:47] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[17:51] ---**
Why won't it open?
**[17:56] ---**
Now's my chance to write a
bunch of graffiti on her face!
***SIGN*** Magic Cheat Doesn't work when you really need it
**[18:01] ---**
Huh?
**[18:03] ---**
That's strange...
**[18:07] ---**
What is this?!
**[18:11] ---**
Okay, maybe I'll treat my weapons
to some quality maintenance...
**[18:15] ---**
Ow!
**[18:18] ---**
What the...?!
**[18:23] ---**
It's stiff!
**[18:24] ---**
Why?
**[18:25] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:26] ---**
It is strange!
**[18:28] ---**
I tried to pick up a marker,
but it was stuck to the table.
**[18:31] ---**
So mean, Keroro-kun!
**[18:33] ---**
I wanted to water the garden,
but the watering can is stuck to the ground!
**[18:38] ---**
You are pulling a prank on me!
**[18:40] ---**
It isn't me!
**[18:42] ---**
It's no prank.
**[18:43] ---**
Gero!
**[18:44] ---**
It seems like they're stuck,
**[18:46] ---**
but actually,
**[18:48] ---**
it's "the weight of a second."
***SIGN*** One Second
**[18:50] ---**
The weight of a second?
**[18:52] ---**
Gero!
**[18:53] ---**
Getting hit by the
"Going down heaven's road ruling everything" ray
**[18:57] ---**
Kerlocked us up,
**[18:59] ---**
which freed us from real time,
**[19:02] ---**
but everything else is still in real time.
**[19:06] ---**
Um, could you dumb it down?
***SIGN*** One Second
**[19:10] ---**
Oh, jeez. Here, bite down.
***SIGN*** One Second
**[19:13] ---**
Gero?
**[19:13] ---**
You want me to bite this?
**[19:18] ---**
Now leave it there.
**[19:20] ---**
We took one second and
increased it to a week.
**[19:24] ---**
In other words,
**[19:25] ---**
we stretched the second out 604,800 times.
**[19:30] ---**
To move something that
hasn't been Kerlocked Up
**[19:33] ---**
requires an amount of energy
equal to what we stretched out.
**[19:38] ---**
Gero!
**[19:41] ---**
That's... incredible energy.
**[19:42] ---**
Then the things we can actually use...
**[19:46] ---**
...were hit by the ray, so ourselves,
**[19:48] ---**
the flying boards,
***SIGN*** One Second
**[19:50] ---**
and that rubber only.
**[19:52] ---**
What about water and food?
**[19:54] ---**
Of course, there's no way.
**[19:55] ---**
It cannot be! We will shrivel up!
**[19:58] ---**
Gero!
**[19:58] ---**
Then it's just as if we're locked away?!
**[20:03] ---**
This one second is our prison.
**[20:06] ---**
Well, until our Kerlock Up is over,
there's nothing we can do.
**[20:10] ---**
How much time do we have left?
**[20:12] ---**
Six days and a bit.
***SIGN*** One Week Later
**[20:17] ---**
And so, one week later...
**[20:25] ---**
Hey, everyone...
**[20:27] ---**
The Kerlock Up will be over in 30 seconds...
**[20:33] ---**
Really?
**[20:36] ---**
Th-This has been...
**[20:38] ---**
...the most grueling survival
training I've ever been through...
**[20:43] ---**
S-Since it has come to this,
**[20:45] ---**
I am gonna eat everything
**[20:48] ---**
that is inside the refrigerator...
**[20:50] ---**
Down to three... two...
**[20:52] ---**
One... zero!
**[20:58] ---**
What are you doing there?!
**[21:03] ---**
And that's what happened...
**[21:06] ---**
Huh. Sarge, you guys are lucky to be alive.
**[21:10] ---**
There's no need to feel sympathy for them!
**[21:13] ---**
By the way, what happened with that contract?
**[21:16] ---**
Oh, that!
**[21:18] ---**
TV, TV!
***SIGN*** Political News A Historical Moment, One More Time
**[21:21] ---**
And now, let's take another look
**[21:22] ---**
at the historical moment
when the treaty was signed.
***SIGN*** Political News
A Historical Moment, One More Time
**[21:28] ---**
This is it! The definitive moment
of the Pekopon invasion!
***SIGN*** Political News A Historical Moment, One More Time
***SIGN*** Contract
I give you Pekopon
Signature
**[21:39] ---**
Gero!!
**[21:40] ---**
One week of agony, gone just like that!
**[21:43] ---**
Time really does fly like an arrow!
**[21:46] ---**
That's not how you use the expression.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka here!
**[23:24] ---**
My parents are really busy.
**[23:25] ---**
They're always traveling all over the world.
**[23:27] ---**
But I'm not lonely.
**[23:29] ---**
No matter where they are on Earth,
**[23:31] ---**
I can use our private rocket or space shuttle
**[23:32] ---**
to catch up to them.
**[23:35] ---**
That aside,
**[23:36] ---**
the vigorous gent is a ne'er-do-well!
**[23:38] ---**
"Momoka: Be Frickin' Normal, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Paul's Day Off, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E328 - Momoka: Be Frickin' Normal, Sir! / Paul's Day Off, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8P29/momoka-be-frickin-normal-sir--pauls-day-off-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
The "normal" everyday life
that everyone leads.
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
**[01:35] ---**
Ah, look, even Natsumi-chan.
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
Florist
**[01:38] ---**
Eggs, consommé...
**[01:40] ---**
Yep, got everything.
**[01:44] ---**
Momoka-chan!
**[01:46] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[01:47] ---**
Hey, if you've got some free time,
want to go for some tea or something?
**[01:51] ---**
Yes, with pleasure!
**[01:52] ---**
Certainly.
**[01:57] ---**
That's our signal!
**[01:58] ---**
That's our signal!
**[02:00] ---**
Initiate Operation "T"!
**[02:01] ---**
Initiate Operation "T"!
**[02:03] ---**
This is not a drill.
**[02:05] ---**
Repeat.
**[02:05] ---**
This is not a drill!
**[02:30] ---**
Momoka: Be Frickin' Normal, Sir!
**[02:39] ---**
I wonder... if I... did something wrong...
**[02:43] ---**
Uhh, to rewind things a little bit...
**[02:48] ---**
Thank you!
**[02:50] ---**
Welcome, Hinata Natsumi-sama!
**[02:56] ---**
Umm, Momoka-chan...
**[02:58] ---**
Yes?
**[02:59] ---**
Could I... maybe... go home?
**[03:03] ---**
I may have offended Natsumi-san...
**[03:07] ---**
Ugh.
**[03:08] ---**
Cheer up already!
**[03:09] ---**
Sure, you may have gone a bit overboard.
**[03:12] ---**
Tell me... what is "normal"?
**[03:16] ---**
You know, I was just thinking, we could
have tea more... like normal people...
**[03:21] ---**
Uhh. Normal.
**[03:24] ---**
Normal is like, uh... you know.
**[03:26] ---**
Uhh.
**[03:28] ---**
Like Normans...
**[03:29] ---**
That's a civilization.
**[03:30] ---**
Ah, c'mon, darn it...
**[03:33] ---**
Milady...
**[03:34] ---**
What happened?
**[03:36] ---**
You see...
**[03:38] ---**
Oh!
**[03:39] ---**
Is that all?
**[03:42] ---**
Gerori.
**[03:43] ---**
So you say you come to me wanting
to know what "normal" is!
**[03:47] ---**
Behold!
**[03:48] ---**
The super-normal invader!
**[03:50] ---**
G-Gero...
**[03:51] ---**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[03:53] ---**
If I can find out what "normal" is like,
**[03:56] ---**
I'm sure Natsumi-san's mood will—
**[03:58] ---**
We will now simulate normal Pekoponian families,
chosen after rigorous investigation, ma'am!
**[04:06] ---**
Through the simulation, you can
experience what "normal" is, ma'am!
**[04:10] ---**
Do your best, Momocchi!
**[04:12] ---**
Okay, Lady Mois!
**[04:13] ---**
Yes!
**[04:14] ---**
Or, like, fully prepared?
**[04:17] ---**
Start simulation, ma'am!
**[04:19] ---**
Or, like, on-site training?
**[04:43] ---**
First you will sample the stereotypical
Japanese family lifestyle, ma'am.
**[04:49] ---**
Hey, Burio!
**[04:51] ---**
You stop this instant!
**[04:53] ---**
Stop!
**[04:53] ---**
Hey!
**[04:56] ---**
Will you cut it out?
**[04:58] ---**
Come on! Your food is ready!
**[04:59] ---**
Meow.
**[05:02] ---**
Thank you for the food.
**[05:03] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[05:05] ---**
Your mom is so good at cooking!
**[05:08] ---**
Oh, Fuguo-san.
**[05:10] ---**
Dear! Aren't you forgetting about me?
**[05:12] ---**
You only taste-tested!
**[05:15] ---**
In normal houses...
**[05:16] ---**
...everyone eats food together.
**[05:28] ---**
Momoka, you can have this!
**[05:30] ---**
Excuse me, Burio, you're just trying
to avoid eating it yourself!
**[05:34] ---**
Big Brother Burio is up to no good again!
**[05:36] ---**
That's so mean, Bora-chan!
Can't you be on my side?
**[05:40] ---**
Keroro-san... I've... seen enough.
**[05:47] ---**
Umm, Lady Momoka?
**[05:50] ---**
I think I've... got the idea of that one now.
**[05:53] ---**
Let's move on to the next one, please.
**[05:55] ---**
Gero...?
**[05:56] ---**
Well, okay, moving on, then, ma'am!
**[05:58] ---**
Yes!
**[06:03] ---**
Momoka!
**[06:05] ---**
Help me carry the plates in.
**[06:08] ---**
Okay!
**[06:13] ---**
Ah, this time is my mom,
just so you know, ma'am.
**[06:18] ---**
All right, everyone, time to eat!
**[06:20] ---**
What? Isn't there anything else
to go with it?
**[06:23] ---**
No complaining, now!
**[06:24] ---**
Look, your father's eating it!
**[06:31] ---**
Normal families...
**[06:33] ---**
...only have chikuwa with their rice?
**[06:41] ---**
Ah!
**[06:43] ---**
You brought that to the table again?
**[06:45] ---**
Who cares? Let me have it!
**[06:47] ---**
No houses have only chikuwa.
**[06:49] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[06:51] ---**
Others do things their
way, we do things our way!
**[06:53] ---**
You ha—
**[06:53] ---**
HOT!
**[06:54] ---**
Father?
**[06:55] ---**
Hothothothothot!
**[06:57] ---**
Uh... Is this what adults
are normally like?
**[06:58] ---**
Hothothothothot!
**[07:01] ---**
Normal homes are... actually kind of...
**[07:04] ---**
Keroro-san, that's enough.
**[07:09] ---**
Okay, let's get right on
to the next one, ma'am!
**[07:21] ---**
This time, I tried lowering
the ages a bit, ma'am.
**[07:25] ---**
Or, like, preschool age-group?
**[07:29] ---**
I'm home!
**[07:30] ---**
Momoka, have you been a good girl?
**[07:33] ---**
Hello, Kuro...
**[07:35] ---**
Woof, wooof.
**[07:37] ---**
Hey! I'm back!
**[07:40] ---**
Oh, honey! You're back early.
**[07:43] ---**
Can't afford to miss the game today!
**[07:47] ---**
Hello, Momoka.
**[07:51] ---**
So Kyogoku is in the semis...
**[07:53] ---**
Well, now I'm gonna have
to catch tomorrow's, too...
**[07:54] ---**
In normal houses, everyone's...
**[07:57] ---**
Momoka!
**[07:59] ---**
You ate all the snacks I kept
hidden away, didn't you?
**[08:07] ---**
Ah... Mom... Mommy...
**[08:09] ---**
It wasn't... me...
**[08:12] ---**
Who else was it, then, hmm?
**[08:15] ---**
You're not getting away with it this time!
**[08:17] ---**
Huh?! I... I...
**[08:19] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[08:20] ---**
This is where you unleash your
classic performance, ma'am!
**[08:22] ---**
C-Classic performance?
**[08:24] ---**
Stick out your butt and go like this!
**[08:26] ---**
You know! Butt-only alien!
**[08:28] ---**
I can't do that!
**[08:29] ---**
Momoka!
**[08:32] ---**
Momoka...
**[08:39] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[08:40] ---**
Go on! Go on!
**[08:41] ---**
Momocchi, do it do it!
**[08:42] ---**
Just do it! Just do it!
**[08:44] ---**
Butt-only...
***SIGN*** Buruma
**[08:45] ---**
Pack it in, you frickin' idiots!!
**[08:49] ---**
Gero...
**[08:52] ---**
You were so close to getting
the hang of "normal", ma'am...
**[08:56] ---**
Okay, well, next, we'll try a
Not-Cat type robot and—
**[08:59] ---**
Keroro-san.
**[09:00] ---**
Gero.
**[09:01] ---**
I don't need any more.
**[09:03] ---**
I understand. What "normal" is.
**[09:08] ---**
Paul, where are my mother and father?
**[09:10] ---**
Well,
**[09:11] ---**
madam has gone to the dojo upon hearing
that a challenger appeared for her.
***SIGN*** Pending
**[09:15] ---**
Baio-sama is in his office,
handing out orders across the globe.
**[09:29] ---**
I see.
**[09:38] ---**
That's our signal!
**[09:39] ---**
Initiate Operation "M"! Initiate Operation "M"!
**[09:43] ---**
This is not a drill.
**[09:44] ---**
Repeat!
**[09:45] ---**
This is not a drill!
***SIGN*** Spirit Technique
***SIGN*** Pending
***SIGN*** Pending
***SIGN*** Pending
**[10:03] ---**
Momoka!
**[10:05] ---**
Momoka.
**[10:06] ---**
Momoka!
**[10:18] ---**
There is no "normal."
**[10:21] ---**
No... everything is normal... and also not.
**[10:25] ---**
I have my own normal,
**[10:28] ---**
and there are as many normals
as there are people.
**[10:32] ---**
So, respecting what is "normal" for someone else
is an important part of holding them dear...
**[10:38] ---**
Thank you very much, Keroro-san!
**[10:41] ---**
Gero...
**[10:43] ---**
Well, if you figured it out,
all is good, ma'am!
**[10:46] ---**
So... uh... if you could...
express your gratitude...
**[10:49] ---**
Oh, of course!
**[10:53] ---**
And a few days later.
**[10:56] ---**
Tea? Now?
**[10:58] ---**
Uhh... wh-where, might I ask?
**[11:00] ---**
A new café that just opened!
**[11:02] ---**
They're doing an offer
with some cake right now!
**[11:07] ---**
I'm so there!
**[11:09] ---**
Hey, do you want Fuyuki to come, too?
**[11:11] ---**
Oh, no.
**[11:11] ---**
It'll be a girls' secret.
**[11:16] ---**
Sis! I heard Nishizawa-san's voice...
**[11:18] ---**
Huh?
**[11:20] ---**
Sis?
**[11:22] ---**
And... as for Sergeant Keroro...
**[11:25] ---**
I respected your "normal," Keroro-san!
***SIGN*** To Keroro-san Momoka
**[11:29] ---**
Yes...
**[11:30] ---**
This... certainly is a new product
that was on my mind, but...
**[11:33] ---**
And I am thankful for it, but...
**[11:34] ---**
But...
**[11:36] ---**
But...!
***SIGN*** Year's Worth of Detergent
**[11:37] ---**
Year's worth of detergent.
**[11:41] ---**
Today's snackie is going to be...
**[11:43] ---**
*And IIIIIIIIII...*
**[11:47] ---**
Are you really going to leave?
**[11:50] ---**
There must be some other way...
**[11:52] ---**
Milady Momoka...
**[11:54] ---**
I have put a lot of thought into this.
**[11:58] ---**
Please, forgive me my selfishness.
**[12:02] ---**
Paul...
**[12:03] ---**
Please...
**[12:05] ---**
...take good care of yourself!
**[12:07] ---**
Milady...
**[12:09] ---**
Goodbye.
**[12:21] ---**
Paul's Day Off, Sir!
**[12:29] ---**
Even if Momocchi is okay with it,
I cannot let it go!
**[12:34] ---**
Can't be... Someone in possession
of that much loyalty couldn't...
**[12:38] ---**
What is he going to do now, I wonder?
**[12:40] ---**
Or, like, career hunting?
**[12:45] ---**
Men...
**[12:46] ---**
This is a lucky chance that comes
but once every hundred years, sir.
**[12:50] ---**
What?
**[12:50] ---**
Just think about it.
**[12:52] ---**
Now that that Master Paul has distanced
himself from the Nishizawa house,
**[12:55] ---**
it is the perfect chance to
draw him into joining our side!
**[12:58] ---**
And then no one will stand in the
way of the Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Paul Moriyama and the
**[13:03] ---**
We must all immediately move out to
scout Master Paul for our platoon, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
**[13:08] ---**
H-Hey... Isn't this image somewhat...
**[13:11] ---**
Or, like, group-like noises?
**[13:21] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[13:23] ---**
Ah, Mr. Sergeant, he is this way!
**[13:27] ---**
He went inside there.
**[13:29] ---**
Seriously though... that is one
suspicious-looking building, sir.
**[13:34] ---**
Hey! He just came out!
**[13:37] ---**
Then, as we agreed.
**[13:39] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[13:42] ---**
I hope we're clear. Under no circumstances—
**[13:44] ---**
I know.
**[13:46] ---**
I've gotta keep it secret from
the Nishizawa Group, right?
**[13:51] ---**
Did you... hear that, sir?
**[13:53] ---**
Yes...
**[13:54] ---**
He... can't be...
**[13:57] ---**
Hey!
**[13:58] ---**
There're bigger concerns here
than scouting him.
**[14:01] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:03] ---**
Track him and don't lose him, please, ma'am!
**[14:06] ---**
Roger!
**[14:08] ---**
Or, like, covert actions?
**[14:10] ---**
You all sure about this?
**[14:11] ---**
Is he the kind of man that'd just
join up with us at the drop of a hat?
**[14:17] ---**
Whoopsie!
**[14:23] ---**
That was a close one.
**[14:25] ---**
Gotta be even more careful around
that guy than most Pekoponians.
**[14:40] ---**
Gero?
**[14:40] ---**
What is he doing in a place like this?
**[14:43] ---**
Hey! Someone's coming!
**[14:59] ---**
Gero...
**[14:59] ---**
What?
**[15:03] ---**
You have it?
**[15:04] ---**
Right here.
**[15:05] ---**
Almost never see stuff of this quality.
**[15:08] ---**
It's gonna be a big one.
**[15:09] ---**
How much explosive?
**[15:10] ---**
Bit more than usual, just as you asked.
**[15:14] ---**
Mm.
**[15:17] ---**
Wonderful.
**[15:19] ---**
You'll get your payment by the normal method.
**[15:28] ---**
Wh-What do we do... What do we do...
**[15:30] ---**
This is bad... They are definitely
doing something bad...
**[15:34] ---**
Hey!
**[15:35] ---**
Let's just forget it.
Forget we ever heard.
**[15:39] ---**
When did he...?
**[15:40] ---**
Where is he going?!
**[15:42] ---**
We've got no choice...
**[15:43] ---**
We'll dig right down
to the bottom of this, sir!
**[15:52] ---**
Wh-Why is this happening?!
**[15:54] ---**
Sshhh!
**[15:54] ---**
We'll be noticed, sir!
**[15:57] ---**
Gero!
**[16:01] ---**
Can't...
**[16:02] ---**
No good!
**[16:04] ---**
Nooooo!
**[16:09] ---**
What in the world is Master Paul doing?
**[16:11] ---**
Here.
**[16:12] ---**
Gero?
**[16:16] ---**
Maybe...
**[16:20] ---**
...at the very bottom of the sea there,
**[16:22] ---**
hidden away from the eyes
of the Nishizawa family,
**[16:24] ---**
is... all the treasure
he's amassed so far?
**[16:31] ---**
Change of... plan, sir.
**[16:35] ---**
We'll tell Lady Momoka everything, sir.
**[16:39] ---**
Ow!
**[16:40] ---**
Master Paul must be... planning to use
all the fortune he's built up so far
**[16:44] ---**
to lead a second life, sir.
**[16:47] ---**
And... it's impossible for
any of us to stop him, sir.
**[16:51] ---**
Oh, no...
**[16:52] ---**
Even if that is Lady Momoka.
**[16:55] ---**
And!
**[16:56] ---**
Sneaking into that gap
in her heart will be...
**[16:59] ---**
...the new Super Butler!
**[17:01] ---**
Slotting snugly in as his successor,
**[17:04] ---**
I'll make my way into the
Nishizawa family, sir!
**[17:07] ---**
And then, with a little bit of luck,
I'll rake in just as much dough.
**[17:13] ---**
Crap! He spotted us.
**[17:15] ---**
Wha?! Wha?! For real?!
**[17:16] ---**
Emergency maneuvers.
**[17:24] ---**
N-No way...
**[17:29] ---**
Heeeelp meeeeeee!
**[17:38] ---**
Thought I was... gonna die...
**[17:42] ---**
Or, like, narrow escape?
**[17:44] ---**
Huh?
**[17:45] ---**
This is the garden in Momocchi's house!
**[17:48] ---**
Gero!
**[17:49] ---**
Oyoyo.
**[17:50] ---**
Kululu-chan, well done, sir!
**[17:51] ---**
My whole body is... cold, or...
**[17:52] ---**
This is perfect, sir!
**[17:54] ---**
Now we'll just search
for Lady Momoka, and...!
**[17:55] ---**
...hot, or... itchy, or...
**[18:02] ---**
It can't...
**[18:04] ---**
It can't be...
**[18:10] ---**
Monsterrrrrr!
**[18:24] ---**
Run for it!
**[18:30] ---**
Heeeelp meeeeeee!
**[18:40] ---**
I-It's a dead end, sir...
**[18:49] ---**
I... never heard anything, sir...
**[18:53] ---**
I never tried to supplant you, sir...
**[18:56] ---**
I never was thinking such
a thing at all, sir...
**[18:59] ---**
Huh?
**[19:00] ---**
Gerooo!
**[19:03] ---**
**[19:09] ---**
Huh? Sarge?
**[19:11] ---**
What are you all doing?
**[19:14] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[19:16] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[19:17] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[19:18] ---**
D-Don't panic when you hear this, ma'am.
**[19:21] ---**
Master Paul has...
**[19:22] ---**
Master Paul has...!
**[19:24] ---**
Yes?
**[19:27] ---**
N-Nooooooooooooooo!!
**[19:30] ---**
Here you are.
**[19:33] ---**
I am terribly sorry that it is so delayed.
**[19:37] ---**
It is the invitation for the Keroro Platoon.
**[19:40] ---**
Invi...tation?
**[19:42] ---**
Today is Nishizawa-san's parents'
anniversary party.
**[19:48] ---**
You guys went missing, so Paul-san
was out searching for you, you know?
**[19:52] ---**
But... Master Paul was...
**[19:54] ---**
Yes. It's a secret party, so he was
making the preparations in secret.
**[19:59] ---**
Yes.
**[20:00] ---**
I ordered a custom cake from a first-class pâtissier
in such a manner that no one would find out.
***SIGN*** ° Delicious
***SIGN*** Design: Paul Moriyama
***SIGN*** The Master
The Madam
***SIGN*** Stand
Milady
**[20:07] ---**
As well as acquiring some indispensable
sundry items necessary for the celebration.
**[20:11] ---**
Foreign-made is indeed best in this instance.
**[20:13] ---**
I must say, doing things in such a manner that
they are kept completely secret is exhilarating!
**[20:18] ---**
Honestly, thank you so much!
**[20:21] ---**
Then... why did you go underwater?
**[20:24] ---**
Underwater?
**[20:25] ---**
Uhhh, I... uh...
**[20:28] ---**
As it was the first opponent that the Master
and Madam joined forces to defeat in the past,
**[20:33] ---**
I thought it appropriate that the
main dish should be a kraken.
**[20:38] ---**
A commemorative... kraken?
**[20:42] ---**
Ah! Mother! Father!
**[20:45] ---**
Please, feel free to join her.
**[20:51] ---**
Oh, now this is...
**[20:52] ---**
This is very nice of them!
**[20:55] ---**
Don't you think, Ouka?
**[20:57] ---**
We're a happy couple.
**[21:00] ---**
Congratulations!
**[21:01] ---**
Congrats! Congrats!
**[21:04] ---**
Happy anniversary!
**[21:11] ---**
Madam...
**[21:13] ---**
Master...
**[21:14] ---**
Milady...
**[21:15] ---**
The happiness of your family is my happiness.
**[21:19] ---**
Well!
**[21:20] ---**
All's well that ends well,
don't you think, sir?
**[21:23] ---**
Master Keroro.
**[21:24] ---**
Yes?
**[21:25] ---**
Master Keroro, please,
feel free to celebrate with a cracker.
**[21:28] ---**
O-Okay...
**[21:31] ---**
Grenades.
**[21:33] ---**
Go on, go on. Make it a big one.
**[21:36] ---**
Master Paul, I... did you...
overhear something I said?
**[21:39] ---**
Hmm? Whatever could you mean?
**[21:41] ---**
Come on! Go ahead, go ahead.
**[21:44] ---**
Go ahead.
**[21:47] ---**
Have a blast!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
Summer has to be about the beach!
**[23:25] ---**
So, uh... why are Pekopon's seas so salty?
**[23:28] ---**
It's a mystery to me how they don't turn like
lightly-pickled cucumbers while they're swimming, sir!
**[23:32] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:34] ---**
When you get older, you start
to get longer... nose hair.
**[23:37] ---**
"Fuyuki: It's Bothering Me, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Natsumi: Beautiful, Wonderful,
and Wide is the Sea, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E329 - Fuyuki: It's Bothering Me, Sir! / Natsumi: Beautiful, Wonderful, and Wide is the Sea, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4W5Z9/fuyuki-its-bothering-me-sir--natsumi-beautiful-wonderful-and-wide-is-the-sea-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Sarge and Fuyuki-kun.
**[01:33] ---**
Today, they were invited to a dinner party
at Momoka-chan's house, but...
**[01:39] ---**
Eating dinner with Nishizawa-san's father...
**[01:43] ---**
Ohhhh, I'm so nervous!
**[01:45] ---**
The Nishizawa Group has a stranglehold
on 51% of Pekopon's economy!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group
**[01:50] ---**
It's not a bad idea to use this
opportunity to forge connections, sir!
**[01:54] ---**
Please, eat up!
**[01:56] ---**
Don't hold back on my account.
**[01:59] ---**
Th-Thank you very much...
**[02:05] ---**
That's...!
**[02:07] ---**
A... a...
**[02:11] ---**
A nose hair!
**[02:17] ---**
Fuyuki: It's Bothering Me, Sir!
**[02:30] ---**
It's bothering me...
**[02:32] ---**
It looks like I'm the only one
who's noticed it so far.
**[02:36] ---**
If I just let it go,
someone will eventually notice...
**[02:40] ---**
Master Baio!
**[02:41] ---**
There's a nose hair peeking out
of your nose, peeking out there!
**[02:45] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[02:47] ---**
I... I...
**[02:49] ---**
He is Hairy Nose Hair!
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, Father!
**[02:55] ---**
I'm so ashamed... so ashamed!
**[02:58] ---**
So embarrassed!
**[03:01] ---**
Or...
***SIGN*** Nose hair
**[03:03] ---**
Gerogero!
**[03:04] ---**
Tch!
**[03:05] ---**
Make fun of me, would you?!
**[03:09] ---**
**[03:14] ---**
Maybe it's better if I tell him,
before that happens.
**[03:18] ---**
But... I don't want to embarrass him...
**[03:21] ---**
And I don't want him to
get mad at me, either.
**[03:22] ---**
Ahhh, what do I do?!
**[03:25] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, is something the matter?
**[03:27] ---**
Ah... no... nothing?
**[03:30] ---**
This food is so good!
**[03:34] ---**
It's bothering me...
**[03:36] ---**
It really is bothering me!
**[03:39] ---**
I know!
**[03:40] ---**
I'll subtly... I'll just subtly let him know,
and make him realize!
**[03:45] ---**
To be able to dine at the same table
as the leader of the invaders.
**[03:48] ---**
I dare say I am honored.
**[03:50] ---**
N-Not at all!
**[03:52] ---**
We are Termite #1,
**[03:54] ---**
and #2!
**[03:56] ---**
You see, sir!
**[03:58] ---**
Subtly... subtly...
**[04:00] ---**
I can even be... uh...
Stink Bug #3 if you like!
**[04:01] ---**
Nishizawa-san's father... realize it!
**[04:03] ---**
Stink Bug #4!
**[04:05] ---**
Mullet #6!
**[04:06] ---**
No, he hasn't...
**[04:08] ---**
Are you OK, Fuyuki-kun?
**[04:10] ---**
You keep scritching just below your nose.
**[04:13] ---**
Are you nervous, perhaps?
**[04:15] ---**
Uh... no...
**[04:17] ---**
I might have been
bitten by a bug or something.
**[04:22] ---**
Failed, huh...
**[04:23] ---**
There must be some other way...
**[04:30] ---**
T-Tissue!
**[04:31] ---**
Does anyone have a tissue?
**[04:33] ---**
Right here.
**[04:34] ---**
Ah, thank you!
**[04:37] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[04:38] ---**
Huh? Maybe I have a cold?
**[04:41] ---**
My nose suddenly started itching.
**[04:43] ---**
Ah! Sarge! Your nose is running!
**[04:46] ---**
Gero?!
**[04:47] ---**
I... I didn't have a clue!
**[04:48] ---**
Here! Tissue!
**[04:51] ---**
What about you guys?
**[04:53] ---**
Does anyone else need to blow their nose?
**[04:56] ---**
But... maybe you should, just to be safe...
**[04:59] ---**
I am fine.
**[05:02] ---**
So that didn't work, either.
**[05:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Can't breathe!
**[05:08] ---**
Geez! What are you doing, sir?!
**[05:11] ---**
The truth is, Sarge...
**[05:14] ---**
Gero...?
**[05:15] ---**
Just a quick glance, okay?
**[05:17] ---**
Just a quick one!
**[05:18] ---**
A quick glance...
**[05:23] ---**
0.05 second glance.
**[05:29] ---**
You can't!
**[05:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what is wrong?
**[05:33] ---**
Nose... nose!
**[05:35] ---**
Y-Yes! He knows!
**[05:38] ---**
"Knows"?
**[05:39] ---**
He knows... flower language, like for cosmos!
**[05:41] ---**
Do you know what the
flower language for cosmos is?
**[05:43] ---**
I think it was... "thin dark matter
extending out of a black hole"...
**[05:52] ---**
No it isn't, Fuyuki-kun.
**[05:55] ---**
The flower language for cosmos
is "a maiden's true heart."
**[05:58] ---**
I-Is it?
**[06:00] ---**
So even you have some genres
you aren't so knowledgeable in!
**[06:07] ---**
Allow me to excuse myself for a moment.
**[06:14] ---**
I wonder where he went.
**[06:16] ---**
Probably... the bathroom, sir.
**[06:18] ---**
You really think so?
**[06:20] ---**
This should put you at ease, Master Fuyuki.
**[06:23] ---**
If he goes to the toilet and looks in the mirror,
he should notice his nose hair.
**[06:27] ---**
You're right!
**[06:28] ---**
Not being able to see that again
is a bit of a shame, sir, but...
**[06:33] ---**
At least I won't have to be on edge anymore.
**[06:47] ---**
I never dreamed I would be blessed
to gaze upon it again!
**[06:51] ---**
O-Oh, right!
**[06:53] ---**
Have any of you ever had hair troubles?
**[06:56] ---**
When I put a hat on,
**[06:58] ---**
this curl of mine sometimes
sticks straight out!
**[07:02] ---**
Ah, Paul-san, you wear
a mask sometimes, right?
**[07:04] ---**
Do you ever have any troubles
with your moustache poking out?
**[07:07] ---**
Oh, that's never a problem.
**[07:09] ---**
After all, my moustache is fake.
**[07:13] ---**
I'm just kidding.
**[07:15] ---**
This moustache is, of course, real.
**[07:18] ---**
That said, once in my street fighter days,
I lost to Baio-sama and had it shaved completely off.
**[07:24] ---**
I do remember that.
**[07:28] ---**
I can't get him to realize at all!
**[07:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki. Maybe it's not
important enough to do all this...
**[07:34] ---**
But... it's bothering me so much!
**[07:37] ---**
I can't back down now.
**[07:39] ---**
Everyone!
**[07:40] ---**
Do you know about the strange animals
discovered long ago on an island in the Pacific?
**[07:46] ---**
No?
**[07:48] ---**
Those animals...
**[07:50] ---**
Believe it or not, they walked using
their nose as if it were legs!
***SIGN*** Rhinogradentia
**[07:54] ---**
Like thiiiiis!
**[07:58] ---**
Come on, everyone, join in!
**[08:02] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, you're... kind of weird today...
**[08:06] ---**
I... I am?
**[08:08] ---**
You should stop now, sir!
**[08:11] ---**
Let sleeping frogs lie, sir.
**[08:14] ---**
But...
**[08:15] ---**
...I just can't let that happen!
**[08:18] ---**
Ahh, at this point,
**[08:20] ---**
I'll go for the last resort!
**[08:21] ---**
There's a little parlor trick
I'm into these days!
**[08:25] ---**
I keep things in the air with my nose.
I call it... "Nose-Air!"
***SIGN*** Nose-Air
**[08:31] ---**
Nose-Air!
**[08:32] ---**
Nose-Air!
**[08:34] ---**
I... I never knew Master Fuyuki was
capable of such a performance!
**[08:38] ---**
This must be what they call
strength born out of desperation!
**[08:41] ---**
Nose-Air! It's Nose-Air!
**[08:45] ---**
What an amazing performer's soul!
**[08:49] ---**
Nose-Air!
**[08:50] ---**
Nose-Air!
**[08:51] ---**
Where... did you get that from?
**[08:56] ---**
Is he *still* not realizing it?
**[08:59] ---**
Umm... Fuyuki-kun... what's gotten into you?
**[09:02] ---**
I pity you, Master Fuyuki.
**[09:05] ---**
You should have pretended not to notice!
**[09:08] ---**
Master, I believe it is time
you should be going.
**[09:12] ---**
Huh? Going?
**[09:14] ---**
Sorry about this.
**[09:15] ---**
I have to appear in an important
conference with world leaders.
**[09:20] ---**
An important... conference?
**[09:22] ---**
Oh... oh, no!
**[09:24] ---**
If they notice his nose hair
at the conference...
**[09:29] ---**
Oh?! A nose hair?!
**[09:31] ---**
Mr. Nose Hair!
***SIGN*** UWAAAAAAAA
**[09:37] ---**
In order to prevent that...
**[09:39] ---**
Even if it means embarrassing him here...
**[09:41] ---**
Even if it means he gets really mad at me...
**[09:47] ---**
Ex-Excuse me!
**[09:50] ---**
U-Umm...
**[09:53] ---**
This... this...
**[10:00] ---**
I-Is that a no... a nose...
**[10:08] ---**
Please... don't laugh, everyone...
**[10:10] ---**
Nishizawa-san's father...
Don't get mad at me!
**[10:17] ---**
Well done, Fuyuki-kun.
**[10:19] ---**
You are the man I thought you to be.
**[10:24] ---**
Congratulations.
**[10:27] ---**
Sorry, but I was testing you.
**[10:30] ---**
I knew you were considerate to others,
**[10:33] ---**
but I wondered whether you could make
a decision when it counted.
**[10:37] ---**
Whether you were a suitable man
to succeed the Nishizawa family.
**[10:41] ---**
Father!
**[10:43] ---**
You passed.
**[10:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:49] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:50] ---**
So Master Fuyuki's persistent consideration
worked out well, sir?
**[10:54] ---**
In that case, I can do that, too!
***SIGN*** Squid Ink Spaghetti
**[10:56] ---**
Squid ink spaghetti.
**[11:00] ---**
Ah! Master Baio!
**[11:02] ---**
You have another one! Another nose hair!
**[11:05] ---**
Yes.
**[11:06] ---**
I am also a man who can make decisions
in a moment of crisis, sir!
**[11:10] ---**
Now I, too, will be a member
of the Nishizawa Family!
**[11:15] ---**
Master Keroro... That is not acceptable.
**[11:17] ---**
Gero?
**[11:19] ---**
Take him away.
***SIGN*** Oyooo!
**[11:21] ---**
Oyooo!
**[11:23] ---**
G-G-G-G-Gerooo!
**[11:27] ---**
Kindness has meaning only
when it's done for another's sake.
**[11:31] ---**
If you expect something in return,
nothing good will come of it, it seems.
**[11:43] ---**
This is Planet Hiquesviel...
**[11:46] ---**
Today the Keroro Platoon
are on an army vacation!
**[11:50] ---**
And some outsiders are here, too,
for some reason, sir.
**[11:53] ---**
Who cares?!
**[11:54] ---**
Don't be so stingy!
**[11:57] ---**
Look, look, Koyuki-chan!
**[11:59] ---**
I bought a new swimsuit!
**[12:01] ---**
It's wonderful!
**[12:04] ---**
Okay, it's swimming time!
**[12:06] ---**
Yay!
**[12:09] ---**
Be careful out there.
**[12:12] ---**
The summer ocean is full of dangers.
**[12:18] ---**
Natsumi: Beautiful, Wonderful,
and Wide is the Sea, Sir!
**[12:26] ---**
Fish fish...
**[12:27] ---**
Indecent exposure! Indecent exposure!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku
**[12:37] ---**
Yahoo!
**[12:39] ---**
The oceans on Hiquesviel are awesome, sir!
**[12:42] ---**
They aren't salty like the ones on Earth.
**[12:45] ---**
And there are no jellyfish!
**[12:47] ---**
Dororo, thanks for inviting us!
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, it was nothing.
**[12:51] ---**
Wave incoming!
**[12:53] ---**
It is Big Wednesday!
**[12:55] ---**
Gero?!
**[12:56] ---**
What?!
**[13:03] ---**
Ahh, that was a surprise...
**[13:05] ---**
This is what the beach should be like, sir!
**[13:08] ---**
Or, like, big-waves small-waves?
**[13:11] ---**
But I think I'm getting tired
of swimming for one day, sir.
**[13:13] ---**
Shall we take a moment's respite?
**[13:15] ---**
Let us have some sweeties!
***SIGN*** Revived!!
**[13:17] ---**
Agreed!
**[13:21] ---**
Let's go, Natsumi.
**[13:23] ---**
Go ahead!
**[13:25] ---**
I... want to swim a little more...
**[13:28] ---**
R-Right...
**[13:33] ---**
Ahh! What do I do?!
***SIGN*** Ice
**[13:39] ---**
The space corn has cooked!
**[13:41] ---**
I have space ice cream cones!
**[13:44] ---**
Space shaved ice is also available!
**[13:46] ---**
Those all look very unique and tasty.
**[13:49] ---**
Now, everyone,
make sure you don't eat too much!
**[13:52] ---**
We have the main dish,
Space Barbecue TX, coming up afterwards!
**[13:56] ---**
What does TX stand for?
**[14:00] ---**
There!
**[14:01] ---**
Hiyah!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku
**[14:09] ---**
Why did this happen to me...?!
**[14:11] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[14:13] ---**
If you don't hurry up, there aren't
gonna be any snacks left, you hear me?!
**[14:17] ---**
Uhh, just a little longer!
**[14:18] ---**
Just a little longer,
and I'll be right there!
**[14:22] ---**
Someone help me...
**[14:26] ---**
Hup! Oops...
**[14:32] ---**
Yes! I'm in luck!
**[14:35] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[14:36] ---**
Come on, join in!
**[14:39] ---**
I would, but... I'm in a bit of trouble...
**[14:43] ---**
That big wave, it...
**[14:51] ---**
I see!
**[14:53] ---**
But you came at the perfect time!
**[14:55] ---**
Get me a bath towel, quickly!
**[14:57] ---**
Understood!
**[14:58] ---**
I'll go look for some coconuts or something!
**[15:02] ---**
W-Wait a sec...
**[15:07] ---**
I thought I was saved...
**[15:18] ---**
So... if you could... get me a bath tow—
**[15:21] ---**
I understand!
**[15:22] ---**
I'll go find some seashells!
**[15:24] ---**
Or, like, urgent request?
**[15:27] ---**
Ah... ahh...! Don't go!
**[15:31] ---**
Not you, too, Mois-chan...
**[15:33] ---**
At this point, my only remaining
lifeline is Fuyuki!
**[15:37] ---**
Fuyuki, notice me, please!
**[15:41] ---**
A sudden chill, for some reason.
***SIGN*** Swimsuit
**[15:50] ---**
Swimsuit...?
**[15:56] ---**
O-Oh, no!
**[15:57] ---**
Sis lost her swimsuit!
**[16:00] ---**
If Sarge and the rest find out about this...
***SIGN*** Self-Censorship
**[16:05] ---**
Lady Natsumi with nothing on...
**[16:05] ---**
Maicching!
**[16:07] ---**
...is nothing but a Machiko!
A stark-naked Machiko, sir!
**[16:11] ---**
They're bound to make fun of me
just like that...
**[16:13] ---**
I don't want that!
I definitely do not want that!
**[16:17] ---**
So, please! Hurry and get me a bath towel!
**[16:24] ---**
Okay, Sis.
**[16:26] ---**
I'll... I'll make sure Sarge and the others
don't find out, at all costs!
**[16:32] ---**
Sarge! Guys! Look, look!
**[16:34] ---**
I polished up my act even more!
**[16:38] ---**
Nose-Air! Nose-Air!
**[16:42] ---**
Come on, Fuyuki, what are you doing?!
**[16:45] ---**
Quit wasting time with that
and get me a bath towel!
**[16:50] ---**
Huh?
**[16:51] ---**
Is that my swimsuit?
**[16:55] ---**
Tch... it's a beach ball...
**[16:59] ---**
Wait a sec.
**[17:01] ---**
If I can...
**[17:02] ---**
If I can hide myself with this,
it might work!
**[17:09] ---**
I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad
that it doesn't stretch around...
**[17:17] ---**
I knew it, I can't use it.
**[17:20] ---**
There must be...
**[17:21] ---**
There must be something
better floating around...
**[17:25] ---**
No.
**[17:27] ---**
Not this, either.
**[17:31] ---**
Nope.
**[17:33] ---**
This is useless, too.
**[17:38] ---**
They're all totally useless!
***SIGN*** Don't Throw Trash Into The Sea!
**[17:41] ---**
Don't throw trash into the sea.
**[17:44] ---**
I'm spinning it more than normal.
**[17:48] ---**
When it comes to the ocean,
it's gotta be the underwater mobile suits!
**[17:51] ---**
Let's go, Private Tamama!
**[17:53] ---**
Okay!
**[17:54] ---**
Casval nii-san!
**[17:56] ---**
Go away! Please go away!
**[18:00] ---**
Move out!
**[18:02] ---**
Gero?
**[18:03] ---**
The batteries for the
underwater motor have run out.
**[18:05] ---**
Mine, too.
**[18:07] ---**
Let's go back and replace them.
**[18:10] ---**
Don't make me sweat like that.
**[18:14] ---**
Oh, hello, Natsumi-dono!
**[18:16] ---**
The ocean is full of such beautiful fish!
**[18:19] ---**
How long... have you been there?
**[18:22] ---**
How long? A while.
**[18:25] ---**
You saw, didn't you?
**[18:29] ---**
What?!
**[18:31] ---**
So mean!
**[18:36] ---**
We're not often at the beach!
**[18:37] ---**
We should get fully into it
and make the most of it, sir!
**[18:40] ---**
Mobile Suit playtime!
**[18:42] ---**
Casval nii-san!
**[18:45] ---**
Again?!
**[18:49] ---**
Fuyuki, stop them!
**[18:50] ---**
Stop the stupid frogs!
**[18:52] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[18:55] ---**
Sorry it took so long!
**[18:57] ---**
We managed to get a replacement swimsuit!
**[19:00] ---**
Giro?
**[19:01] ---**
Gero?
**[19:01] ---**
Swim... suit?
**[19:11] ---**
I-It can't be...
**[19:13] ---**
It can't be... the active volcano!!
**[19:17] ---**
They found out...
**[19:22] ---**
Now this is interesting.
**[19:24] ---**
Mat Angler Unit,
**[19:25] ---**
it is time to sink Natsumigeddon, sir!
**[19:28] ---**
With pleasure!
**[19:29] ---**
Casval nii-san!
**[19:31] ---**
No!
**[19:32] ---**
Go away!
**[19:33] ---**
Go awayyy!
**[19:35] ---**
He's become a monster!
**[19:40] ---**
What are you...?
**[19:41] ---**
Stay away!
**[19:42] ---**
It's too embarrassing!
**[19:50] ---**
Natsumiiiii!
**[19:55] ---**
Nooooooooo!
**[20:07] ---**
I remember... being attacked by a monster...
**[20:11] ---**
Giroro saved you.
**[20:13] ---**
Huh? He did?
**[20:17] ---**
The corporal's really something!
100% hit rate, even while blindfolded!
**[20:22] ---**
Giroro, thank you!
**[20:23] ---**
Oh... it was nothing. I don't need thanks.
**[20:29] ---**
Thank you, Koyuki-chan, Mois-chan.
**[20:31] ---**
It looks good on you!
**[20:33] ---**
Or, like, happy ending?
**[20:35] ---**
Honestly. Well, that was a
crazy bit of trouble, sir...
**[20:38] ---**
But never mind that!
**[20:39] ---**
You must all be hungry, right, ma'am?
**[20:42] ---**
Enjoy the Space Barbecue TX, sir!
***SIGN*** Space Barbecue TX
**[20:46] ---**
Huh? Is that...
**[20:48] ---**
Is that... the monster that attacked me?
**[20:51] ---**
Indeed it is!
**[20:52] ---**
The oceans of Planet Hiquesviel are famous
for being a trove for fresh ingredients, sir!
**[20:58] ---**
Fresh ingredients, huh?
**[21:01] ---**
Why did you bring us to a place
with such dangerous things?
**[21:04] ---**
Gero?
**[21:05] ---**
What are you talking about, ma'am?
**[21:08] ---**
You came with us by yourself!
**[21:10] ---**
If you'd have told me about this in the
first place, I wouldn't have come!
**[21:13] ---**
Gero...
**[21:18] ---**
Mm, surprisingly good, actually!
**[21:26] ---**
Ah, those are...
**[21:27] ---**
...m-my...
**[21:31] ---**
No, thanks.
***SIGN*** Crushed!!
**[21:42] ---**
Summer this year will be
coming to an end soon.
**[21:44] ---**
Have you all made some nice summer memories?
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Koyuki here.
**[23:23] ---**
Summer Ghost Story Series!
**[23:25] ---**
*Kyoufu no Kare*.
(Boyfriend of Fear.)
**[23:27] ---**
One day, Lavie-san said...
**[23:29] ---**
"Brother, today we have gluten curry!
(*Kyou, fu no kare!*)"
**[23:31] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[23:32] ---**
I made it out of the leftover gluten!
***SIGN*** Curry
**[23:34] ---**
I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** LESSON 1 Chop Up the Ingredients!!
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
That was cold...
**[23:38] ---**
"556: The Worst Partner in All History, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[23:41] ---**
"Koyuki: My First Curry, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E330 - 556: The Worst Partner in All History, Sir! / Koyuki: My First Curry, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDXQG/556-the-worst-partner-in-all-history-sir--koyuki-my-first-curry-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:34] ---**
Two is better than one.
**[01:37] ---**
No matter what you're doing,
**[01:38] ---**
doing it by yourself is lonely, after all.
**[01:53] ---**
Why...
**[01:55] ---**
...did this happen?
**[02:00] ---**
556: The Worst Partner in All History, Sir!
**[02:17] ---**
How did I end up watching the house
all alone with 556?
***SIGN*** 15 Minutes Earlier...
**[02:23] ---**
Winding back the clock fifteen minutes...
**[02:25] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:29] ---**
What's up, Natsumi?
**[02:31] ---**
Um, Giroro,
**[02:32] ---**
I have a special favor to ask of you...
**[02:35] ---**
What is it?
**[02:36] ---**
Are you... free today?
**[02:38] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[02:40] ---**
Are you free today?
**[02:41] ---**
Free today?
**[02:42] ---**
Are you freeeee todayyyy?
**[02:43] ---**
This can't be...
**[02:47] ---**
Uh, Giroro, are you listening to me?
**[02:50] ---**
O-O-O-Of course I'm free!
**[02:51] ---**
I have nothing to do today,
so I'm free the entire day!
**[02:54] ---**
Great!
**[02:56] ---**
If there's anywhere you want to go,
**[02:58] ---**
I'll take you anywhere you want.
It's up to you...
**[03:01] ---**
Well, then...
**[03:02] ---**
There's a *623 Radio* public recording
happening really soon!
**[03:06] ---**
So, watch the house for me, okay?
**[03:09] ---**
S-Sure.
**[03:10] ---**
What?!
**[03:12] ---**
Oh, right.
**[03:13] ---**
The stupid frog went out and ditched
the laundry and the cleaning.
**[03:17] ---**
If you're free, could you get
those done while you're here?
**[03:19] ---**
S-Sure.
**[03:21] ---**
Thanks!
**[03:22] ---**
Okay, see you later!
**[03:33] ---**
Where did you come from?!
**[03:34] ---**
You... you...
**[03:37] ---**
5-556!
**[03:38] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[03:40] ---**
I'm sorry my brother doesn't know
how to make a socially appropriate entrance!
**[03:44] ---**
What do you want this time?
**[03:46] ---**
Keroro isn't here, you know.
**[03:47] ---**
Yes, about that...
**[03:51] ---**
Love!
**[03:52] ---**
It is to continue to wait!
**[03:54] ---**
At Keroro-san's request, he said
that while Keroro-san was away,
**[03:57] ---**
"You can leave me in charge of the house!"
**[03:59] ---**
Love!
**[04:00] ---**
It is to be protected!
**[04:02] ---**
"Now that I am here, there is no
more need for worry!" he says.
**[04:06] ---**
I'm actually more worried now.
**[04:09] ---**
Okay, Brother, do your best, okay?
**[04:11] ---**
W-Wait a sec!
**[04:13] ---**
You do your best at your job, too!
**[04:15] ---**
If you're not here...
**[04:17] ---**
Love!
**[04:18] ---**
It is to begin!
**[04:20] ---**
...I won't be able to tell what 556 is saying.
***SIGN*** Thx!
**[04:28] ---**
Thanks!
**[04:29] ---**
Darn that 556.
**[04:31] ---**
He got bribed with this?
***SIGN*** Unease
**[04:40] ---**
If 556 screws things up for me...
**[04:46] ---**
And...
**[04:48] ---**
...what is this, exactly?
**[04:50] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[04:52] ---**
...I stand to lose Natsumi's trust!
**[04:55] ---**
Listen up, 556.
**[04:56] ---**
I don't mind us watching the house together,
**[04:58] ---**
but just... don't do anything!
**[05:00] ---**
Got it?!
**[05:02] ---**
What?! He's not here?!
**[05:11] ---**
This is...!
***SIGN*** Space Petty Crime Organization Maruu
**[05:13] ---**
This must be the work of the Space
Petty Crime Organization Maruu!
**[05:17] ---**
No.
**[05:18] ---**
I think it's just some dust.
**[05:21] ---**
What in blazes is Maruu, anyway?
**[05:23] ---**
Worry not!
**[05:24] ---**
Leave this place to me!
**[05:26] ---**
Love!
**[05:27] ---**
It is to battle!
**[05:28] ---**
Listen to what I'm saying!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[05:31] ---**
Adhesion!
**[05:40] ---**
Space Detective...
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[05:42] ---**
...556!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556 Sucker-kun Fitted Mode
**[05:47] ---**
Space Detective 556: Sucker-kun Fitted Mode.
**[05:50] ---**
Now... Prepare yourself!
**[05:52] ---**
Maruu!
**[06:01] ---**
What?!
**[06:13] ---**
Calm down, 556!
**[06:15] ---**
If you turn the switch on,
you can suck up the dust!
**[06:18] ---**
Did you say something?!
**[06:22] ---**
What?! It's suddenly kicked into action!
**[06:28] ---**
Curse you, Maruu! You have me surrounded?!
**[06:34] ---**
Love!
**[06:34] ---**
It is not to stop!
**[06:39] ---**
Was it *you* who did this?
**[06:42] ---**
Um... er...
**[06:46] ---**
Love!
**[06:47] ---**
It is a tactical retreat!
**[06:53] ---**
I have no choice but to do it myself!
**[07:08] ---**
I finished...
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[07:12] ---**
It stretches, it shrinks, it clings!
**[07:14] ---**
Don't tell me this, too, is a pawn of Maruu?!
**[07:17] ---**
You...!
**[07:20] ---**
...are the petty criminal!
**[07:27] ---**
I protected it, Natsumi.
**[07:32] ---**
I must wash these, too.
**[07:36] ---**
There we go.
**[07:38] ---**
You appear before me again, pawn of Maruu!
**[07:41] ---**
Again?!
***SIGN*** * Don't try this at home, kids!
**[07:44] ---**
Love!
**[07:44] ---**
It is a body that goes with the flow!
**[07:46] ---**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[07:48] ---**
Love!
**[07:49] ---**
It is the endless spinning of fate!
**[07:52] ---**
What are you trying to achieve...
**[07:54] ---**
Love!
**[07:55] ---**
It is...
***SIGN*** * Don't try this at home, kids!
**[07:56] ---**
...a roaring flame!!
**[07:58] ---**
Why are you burning up yourself?!
**[08:00] ---**
Curse you, Maruu!
**[08:01] ---**
I will not be defeated!
**[08:03] ---**
No petty crime organization
called "Maruu" or whatever...
**[08:06] ---**
...exists in this Hinata house.
**[08:09] ---**
Blast you!
**[08:15] ---**
Get out!
**[08:17] ---**
I will protect and watch over
the Hinata house by myself!
**[08:20] ---**
I cannot!
**[08:21] ---**
I have my promise with Keroro!
**[08:23] ---**
You only cause trouble!
**[08:24] ---**
I'll explain things to Keroro.
**[08:26] ---**
Just... get out!
**[08:57] ---**
I'm back!
**[08:59] ---**
Whoa...
**[09:00] ---**
This is amazing, Giroro.
**[09:02] ---**
I didn't think you'd try so hard.
**[09:06] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[09:08] ---**
Uh... are you okay?
**[09:09] ---**
You look beat.
**[09:11] ---**
I... I'm okay.
**[09:14] ---**
I'm just... not used to it...
so it tired me out a bit, that's all.
**[09:19] ---**
Darn it...
**[09:20] ---**
What a mess 556 got me into...
**[09:30] ---**
Giroro!
**[09:32] ---**
Could you open your mouth for a moment?
**[09:35] ---**
Ahhh.
**[09:39] ---**
Well?
**[09:40] ---**
I tried making nikujaga.
**[09:42] ---**
Good?
**[09:42] ---**
Y-Yeah, I guess... it is.
**[09:46] ---**
Great.
**[09:48] ---**
Also, this.
**[09:51] ---**
A present.
**[09:52] ---**
Let's cook it and eat it later.
**[09:53] ---**
R-Right.
**[09:55] ---**
You really helped me out today!
**[09:58] ---**
I never expected you
to do so much on your own.
**[10:03] ---**
On my... own?
**[10:16] ---**
I doubt I would have achieved
this much on my own.
**[10:21] ---**
Sorry, Natsumi.
**[10:22] ---**
I remembered something I have to do.
**[10:24] ---**
Watch the place for me, okay?
**[10:26] ---**
And...
**[10:43] ---**
556.
**[10:45] ---**
Natsumi made too much tasty nikujaga.
**[10:50] ---**
It'd be a waste for some to be left over,
so you eat it with Lavie.
**[10:54] ---**
Love!
**[10:56] ---**
It simmers...
**[11:01] ---**
I really don't get you.
**[11:09] ---**
And the next day.
**[11:12] ---**
I'm here again today at Keroro's request,
**[11:14] ---**
to protect the Hinata house from the hands of
the Space Petty Crime Organization San-Ka-Kuu!
***SIGN*** Space Petty Crime Organization San-Ka-Kuu
**[11:21] ---**
Glad to work with you again! Partner!
**[11:23] ---**
San-Ka-Kuu?
**[11:25] ---**
Partner?!
**[11:27] ---**
Two is better than one.
**[11:29] ---**
556 seems to think he and Giroro are good friends now,
after their insane day of housewatching.
**[11:36] ---**
Love!
**[11:36] ---**
It is to be fostered!
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
**[11:43] ---**
Finished, sir!
**[11:45] ---**
Looks like everyone's out camping today.
**[11:48] ---**
Nice work, Sarge.
**[11:50] ---**
Or, like, fully prepared?
**[11:52] ---**
Okay, then!
**[11:54] ---**
Time for me to make the food!
**[11:56] ---**
Hm? You're on lunch duty, Koyuki-chan?
**[12:02] ---**
Koyuki: My First Curry, Sir!
**[12:08] ---**
Going back a few days...
***SIGN*** A few days earlier...
**[12:18] ---**
One... two!
**[12:20] ---**
Ahh! I got the marked one!
**[12:23] ---**
Then Koyuki-chan will be in charge
of food for our camp on Sunday.
**[12:28] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[12:29] ---**
Umm, Koyuki-chan?
**[12:31] ---**
Yes?
**[12:32] ---**
By the way, what kind of menu
are you thinking of?
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, leave that to me!
**[12:37] ---**
We can have natural barbecued frog or snake,
**[12:40] ---**
or newt or lizard tail soup
with wild plants...
**[12:43] ---**
I thought it'd be something like that...
**[12:46] ---**
I mean, it is very you, but...
**[12:48] ---**
Well... why don't we go
with the classic curry?
**[12:52] ---**
I agree! Anyone can make a curry.
**[12:54] ---**
Curries are very tasty when you eat them
outdoors surrounded by nature.
**[12:59] ---**
Or, like, flawless status?
**[13:01] ---**
Is it that different?
**[13:03] ---**
It might just be a matter of mood, I guess?
**[13:06] ---**
When you refresh yourself amongst Mother Nature,
which you don't normally get to experience,
**[13:10] ---**
you can eat it while in a very cheery mood,
**[13:12] ---**
and I think that's what
makes it feel so delicious.
**[13:15] ---**
Wow.
**[13:16] ---**
Anyway, why don't you try making
a curry in your own style?
**[13:20] ---**
A curry in my own style?
**[13:24] ---**
A curry, you say?
**[13:26] ---**
Yeah. How do you make one?
**[13:29] ---**
Well, although I have partaken of one, I have
never had the experience of making one myself.
**[13:34] ---**
Oh...
**[13:35] ---**
I think it would be wisest to seek instruction from
Professor Curry and his abundant curry knowledge.
**[13:41] ---**
Professor?
**[13:43] ---**
No way.
**[13:45] ---**
You think I'm gonna give my recipes to
someone who knows squat about curry?
**[13:49] ---**
No different from lecturing grade schoolers
on the theory of relativity.
**[13:53] ---**
Screw off.
**[13:55] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[13:56] ---**
Please teach me, Professor!
**[13:58] ---**
You think I'd just teach you for free?
**[14:02] ---**
What do I have to do?
**[14:03] ---**
Gimme a bit of good stuff, I guess.
**[14:09] ---**
Good... stuff?
**[14:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:13] ---**
It's called equivalent exchange.
**[14:15] ---**
It's the common sense of our society.
**[14:19] ---**
Huh... really?
**[14:22] ---**
All right!
**[14:25] ---**
Okay, I'll... give you some...
good stuff, okay?
**[14:31] ---**
Here!
**[14:32] ---**
Isn't that good?!
**[14:33] ---**
What's this? What is this?!
**[14:35] ---**
A spider rice cracker!
**[14:38] ---**
Isn't it good?
**[14:41] ---**
What're you feeding me?
**[14:43] ---**
Sorry, sorry...
**[14:44] ---**
You brat.
**[14:47] ---**
Tea made from infusion of dried newt!
**[14:51] ---**
See, wasn't that some good stuff?
**[14:54] ---**
That ain't what I meant by good stuff...
**[14:58] ---**
Not enough to make me want to teach
you how to make curry, I'm afraid.
**[15:05] ---**
It's not enough?
**[15:07] ---**
Course not.
**[15:09] ---**
No chance my ultimate curry recipes are equivalent
to a rice cracker and a single cup of tea.
**[15:14] ---**
You're right...
**[15:16] ---**
You've worked really hard
to study it, after all.
**[15:19] ---**
Ohh?
**[15:20] ---**
If you'd just show me a
little more *sincerity*,
**[15:23] ---**
I might reconsider, you know...?
**[15:27] ---**
Okay! I get it!
**[15:32] ---**
Would this much be enough for you
to teach me how to make curry?
**[15:39] ---**
So it's quantity with you, is it?
**[15:42] ---**
You got one over on me there...
**[15:46] ---**
Fine.
**[15:47] ---**
I'll teach you curry, you pain in the butt.
**[15:50] ---**
Really?!
**[15:52] ---**
However! My lectures ain't easy.
**[15:54] ---**
Think you can keep up?
**[15:56] ---**
Yep! I'll do my best!
**[15:59] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Curry
**[16:01] ---**
Lesson 1!
***SIGN*** LESSON 1 Chop Up the Ingredients!!
**[16:03] ---**
First up, slice up the ingredients
faster than a kamaitachi!
**[16:08] ---**
If you can't do that, you'd better give up!
**[16:11] ---**
Okay! Got it!
**[16:20] ---**
Will this be enough?
**[16:22] ---**
You pass, I guess.
**[16:24] ---**
Tch.
**[16:26] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Curry
**[16:27] ---**
Lesson 2!
***SIGN*** LESSON 2 Simmer it good!!
**[16:29] ---**
The kind of curry I'm after, you're not
gonna get by simmering it on the *gas.*
**[16:34] ---**
And obviously, don't even think
about using an induction cooker!
**[16:39] ---**
Well, obviously!
**[16:40] ---**
Ninja Art: Fire Release Jutsu!
**[16:45] ---**
About this much?
**[16:47] ---**
Everything she does is non-standard...
**[16:50] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Curry
**[16:52] ---**
Lesson 3!
***SIGN*** LESSON 3 Water!!
**[16:54] ---**
Food lives and dies by water!
**[16:56] ---**
Of course, you can't use tap water, nyo!
**[16:59] ---**
Then... Water Release Jutsu!!
**[17:04] ---**
Tee hee. I messed up.
**[17:06] ---**
Made too much water.
**[17:12] ---**
No matter what crap I come up with,
the brat masters it without thinking twice.
**[17:17] ---**
This is gonna cost her...
**[17:21] ---**
It's done!
**[17:22] ---**
Please, try it and tell me what you think!
**[17:25] ---**
Mm.
**[17:27] ---**
All right, let's try a mouthful.
**[17:32] ---**
How is it?
**[17:35] ---**
Mm...
**[17:38] ---**
Lacking.
**[17:40] ---**
This curry has no individuality.
**[17:43] ---**
What did you actually learn
from today's lecture?
**[17:47] ---**
This... ain't good enough
to be called a Kululu Curry.
**[17:50] ---**
Then teach me!
**[17:52] ---**
How can I make a delicious curry?!
**[17:55] ---**
Don't act so spoiled!!
**[17:57] ---**
You want me to give you a
ten-step plan?!
**[18:01] ---**
That's the whole reason your curry
is so lackluster!
**[18:04] ---**
You don't *learn* a skill. You *steal* it.
**[18:08] ---**
I've been showing you the deepest
secrets of the ultimate curry.
**[18:13] ---**
Where were your eyes?
**[18:16] ---**
Don't think. Feel.
**[18:19] ---**
Then, only then, will you be able
to make a curry all your own!
**[18:24] ---**
A curry... in my own style...
**[18:29] ---**
Now get in the curry bath...
**[18:33] ---**
Then I'll let you off for
pulling me around the entire day.
**[18:34] ---**
It stings a little...
**[18:45] ---**
A curry all my own...
**[18:48] ---**
Don't think! Feel!
**[18:55] ---**
All my own...
**[18:59] ---**
I've got it, Professor!
**[19:00] ---**
Ohhh! You have?!
**[19:03] ---**
I've thought of a curry that's all my own!
**[19:06] ---**
Huh?
**[19:07] ---**
I'm going back to my house to get it ready!
**[19:11] ---**
Thank you, Professor!
**[19:13] ---**
Wait... what?
**[19:16] ---**
Tch. Fine, whatever.
**[19:30] ---**
And the day of the camp...
**[20:09] ---**
It's complete!
**[20:11] ---**
This is the curry Lady Koyuki made.
**[20:14] ---**
Hey, Koyuki-chan, what was that
you put in the curry at the end?
**[20:19] ---**
Well!
**[20:20] ---**
The secret ingredients were...
salamander and snake cut open and dried,
**[20:23] ---**
and powdered grilled newt!
***SIGN*** Unease...
**[20:27] ---**
O-Oh...
**[20:31] ---**
Anyway, let's just try it!
**[20:33] ---**
Let's eat!
**[20:45] ---**
It's great!
**[20:47] ---**
Yes!
**[20:49] ---**
Go on, have a try, all of you!
**[20:59] ---**
It's great!
**[21:01] ---**
Or, like, epoch making?
**[21:03] ---**
This must be a shinobi delicacy!
**[21:06] ---**
This really is a Koyuki-chan curry!
**[21:09] ---**
Yes!
**[21:11] ---**
Thanks to Sergeant Major Kululu,
**[21:12] ---**
it looks like Koyuki-chan managed to make
a delicious curry that was all her own.
**[21:15] ---**
Isn't that great, Koyuki-chan?
***SIGN*** Kululu
***SIGN*** To Professor Thank you Koyuki
**[21:22] ---**
To Professor. Thank you.
**[21:26] ---**
That brat...
**[21:38] ---**
I was generous with the toppings.
**[21:41] ---**
Nonstandard as ever, that one.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
I feel like getting mad at
someone takes stamina, sir.
***SIGN*** Fury
**[23:27] ---**
Seems like it would burn
a lot of calories, too.
**[23:30] ---**
Could it be that I'm...
helping out with Grumpy Natsumi's diet?
***SIGN*** Fury
***SIGN*** Fury Fury Fury Fury
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Enter the Shortemperites!
**[23:38] ---**
"Natsumi: One Week Without Getting Angry, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
"Keroro: Always Room for an Invasion, Sir?"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E331 - Natsumi: One Week Without Getting Angry, Sir! / Keroro: Always Room for an Invasion, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKDGJ/natsumi-one-week-without-getting-angry-sir--keroro-always-room-for-an-invasion-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Fury
**[01:32] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[01:35] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[01:35] ---**
Boom!
**[01:36] ---**
Beam-beam-beam-beam!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[01:37] ---**
Gero gero!
**[01:38] ---**
Badoom!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[01:38] ---**
Gero!
**[01:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi gets too angry.
**[01:49] ---**
She's always fuming about something.
***SIGN*** A little slacking off
**[01:52] ---**
All I did was slack off a bit with the cleaning,
and worked on Gundam models instead.
***SIGN*** Slacking Off
**[01:56] ---**
Or I let the laundry sit there
while I read manga...
**[02:00] ---**
It isn't healthy to be subjected
to fury over every little thing.
**[02:06] ---**
Gero!
**[02:07] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[02:09] ---**
What about today's invasion plan?
***SIGN*** Fury
**[02:12] ---**
I... I'll present it in a bit!
**[02:14] ---**
Right after I finish
cleaning the living room.
***SIGN*** Fury
**[02:17] ---**
You'll follow through on that, right?
**[02:19] ---**
Of course...
***SIGN*** Fury
**[02:23] ---**
Gero!
**[02:24] ---**
Gero gero!
**[02:25] ---**
Gero!
**[02:30] ---**
The raging energy of that
terrifying twosome...
**[02:33] ---**
I can finally stand up.
**[02:37] ---**
I've got it!
**[02:41] ---**
Natsumi: One Week Without Getting Angry, Sir!
**[02:47] ---**
Collect Natsumi's raging energy?
**[02:50] ---**
That's right.
**[02:51] ---**
It's an eco plan in which we use
***SIGN*** Gentle on the Planet Makes Me Happy
**[02:53] ---**
Natsumi's raging energy to invade Pekopon!
**[02:57] ---**
Brilliant!
**[02:59] ---**
Or, like, eco governed?
**[03:01] ---**
So look!
**[03:02] ---**
An anger water tank!
***SIGN*** Looks like regular old water...
**[03:08] ---**
What do you think?
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper
**[03:09] ---**
It's sad that he's fallen so far.
**[03:13] ---**
Or, like, senile Uncle?
**[03:15] ---**
This is the result of the budget's
cost performance design.
***SIGN*** Gentle on the Planet Makes Me Happy
***SIGN*** Energy
**[03:19] ---**
That water tank will transform
Lady Natsumi's anger into energy.
**[03:24] ---**
After that,
**[03:26] ---**
the raging energy will be
transferred to the Keroro Robot.
**[03:29] ---**
With an absolute defense raging energy shield
**[03:31] ---**
and a final secret raging energy sword,
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[03:34] ---**
we'll easily invade Pekopon!
**[03:36] ---**
Lady Natsumi's energy has enough force
**[03:38] ---**
to reduce Pekopon to ashes
**[03:40] ---**
three times over and then some!
**[03:43] ---**
For that reason, it'll be necessary to anger
Lady Natsumi many times.
**[03:47] ---**
From now on, I'm going to swallow my pride...
***SIGN*** Fury
**[03:50] ---**
...and purposely...
**[03:51] ---**
...purposely...
**[03:52] ---**
...purposely pretend to be lazy!
**[03:55] ---**
Sieg Keroro! Sieg Keroro!
**[03:58] ---**
Sieg Keroro! Sieg Keroro!
Sieg Keroro! Sieg Keroro!
**[03:59] ---**
Keroro...
**[04:00] ---**
Leader!
**[04:01] ---**
You're wonderful, Uncle!
**[04:03] ---**
Sieg Keroro! Sieg Keroro! Sieg Keroro!
**[04:07] ---**
Sieg Keroro!
**[04:07] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[04:10] ---**
Shortemperites?
**[04:12] ---**
Right!
**[04:13] ---**
HQ sent us an emergency alert
**[04:15] ---**
about enemy aliens that have infiltrated
somewhere near the Hinata house.
**[04:18] ---**
Shortemperites turn anger into energy.
**[04:22] ---**
Really?!
**[04:24] ---**
You're talking stupid again!
**[04:26] ---**
I'm not buying it this time!
**[04:30] ---**
Oof-kero...
***SIGN*** Terror! Shortemperites Are Next to You!
***SIGN*** Terror! Shortemperites Are Next to You?!
**[04:34] ---**
"Terror! Shortemperites Are Next to You"?
**[04:38] ---**
It's another peaceful day here on Pekopon...
**[04:43] ---**
You're a wicked Shortemperite!
**[04:47] ---**
I won't let you have Pekopon!
**[04:55] ---**
Yikes!
**[04:56] ---**
He's becoming stronger
**[04:58] ---**
by absorbing anger energy!
**[05:03] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Terror! Shortemperites Are Next to You?! Part 2
**[05:13] ---**
I get it! I don't need part two!
**[05:17] ---**
So what am I supposed to do?
**[05:20] ---**
It's simple.
**[05:21] ---**
You two just live normally,
but try not to get angry.
**[05:25] ---**
As long as you don't give them anger energy,
**[05:28] ---**
they'll eventually leave this planet.
**[05:32] ---**
For how long?
**[05:33] ---**
Well, several days if we're lucky.
**[05:36] ---**
Oops! That was a strategic mistake.
**[05:39] ---**
It would be a harsh ordeal for Lady Natsumi
to go several days without getting angry.
**[05:43] ---**
Impossible for the ever-irritable
Lady Natsumi...
**[05:47] ---**
Who do you think I am?!
**[05:48] ---**
Even I can get through something like that!
**[05:51] ---**
You don't have to force yourself, Sis...
**[05:53] ---**
I wouldn't be forcing myself!
**[05:55] ---**
I just need to be patient until those
Shortemperite aliens leave, right?
**[05:58] ---**
I'm fine with that!
**[06:00] ---**
I appreciate your cooperation.
**[06:02] ---**
Gero gerori!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[06:07] ---**
I'm doing my best in life.
**[06:10] ---**
Like the weather...
**[06:11] ---**
Hey! What are you doing lounging around?!
**[06:12] ---**
I'm really doing my best today,
**[06:14] ---**
but it's a fruitless effort.
**[06:16] ---**
There are days like this...
**[06:18] ---**
Gero!
**[06:21] ---**
Gero!
**[06:22] ---**
This is your favorite T-shirt, Lady Natsumi!
**[06:24] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[06:26] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[06:27] ---**
I'm really sorry!
***SIGN*** Fury
***SIGN*** Fury
**[06:29] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[06:31] ---**
Here I am apologizing, so don't get mad!
**[06:31] ---**
Th-That's okay.
**[06:34] ---**
I'm not mad...
**[06:35] ---**
You're not supposed to get mad...
***SIGN*** What's This?
**[06:38] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** She Held Back?
**[06:39] ---**
She held back?
***SIGN*** Invaded
***SIGN*** The killer is this character. The murder weapon is cotton candy.
**[06:52] ---**
It's not filling up at all.
**[06:53] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[06:55] ---**
What's going on here?
**[06:56] ---**
I'm doing my best to get
her mad at me, but...
**[07:01] ---**
Okay. I'll step in here.
**[07:05] ---**
Wait, Giroro-kun.
**[07:07] ---**
As commander, this is my duty.
**[07:09] ---**
I can't allow my subordinates to suffer.
**[07:14] ---**
I'm the only one who needs to be
on the receiving end of the fury.
**[07:17] ---**
K-Keroro... You...
**[07:19] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are so cool!
**[07:22] ---**
Or, like, deeply moving?
**[07:24] ---**
Amazing! Admirable!
**[07:25] ---**
It's okay.
**[07:26] ---**
This time, a wonderful wind is blowing on me.
**[07:30] ---**
I'm gonna keep this situation!
**[07:32] ---**
Even as I'm prepared for Lady Natsumi
to eventually blow her stack...
**[07:40] [SONG] ---**
Gero!
**[07:42] [SONG] ---**
Giro!
**[07:42] ---**
H-Huh?
**[07:46] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[07:48] ---**
If I look at him, I want to say something,
so I've decided not to look at him.
**[08:08] ---**
Say, Lady Natsumi...
**[08:10] ---**
How about building the new MG Zeo together...
**[08:12] ---**
No, thank you.
**[08:14] ---**
Th-Then maybe I'll build it myself.
**[08:18] ---**
But then I'll really get into it,
**[08:20] ---**
and maybe neglect to do the laundry
or change the bathwater.
**[08:24] ---**
Do whatever you want.
**[08:39] ---**
Sarge...
**[08:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[08:45] ---**
Haven't you had enough?
**[08:46] ---**
Gero?
**[08:48] ---**
A long time ago, Mom said to me,
**[08:51] ---**
"There's a difference between
getting mad and scolding."
***SIGN*** Fury
**[08:54] ---**
She said you scold someone
because you love them.
***SIGN*** Scold
**[08:58] ---**
True, Sis often scolds you,
**[09:02] ---**
but that's because she loves you, Sarge.
**[09:05] ---**
Gero...
**[09:07] ---**
Both of you, go back to the way you were.
**[09:09] ---**
As for the Shortemperites,
**[09:11] ---**
I'll smooth it over with Sis.
**[09:14] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[09:16] ---**
Did you know the whole time?
**[09:20] ---**
This plan ends here...
**[09:24] ---**
It's canceled!
**[09:26] ---**
Or, like, anti climax?
**[09:28] ---**
The thing of it is,
**[09:30] ---**
even if we succeeded with the invasion
by borrowing Lady Natsumi's power,
**[09:33] ---**
wouldn't it be boring? So I was thinking.
**[09:37] ---**
Gero!
**[09:41] ---**
This tube isn't connected to anything!
**[09:44] ---**
It felt a little suspicious to me,
**[09:47] ---**
but for you to pull that...
***SIGN*** Fury
***SIGN*** Fury
**[09:49] ---**
Hey, Sergeant, you would even trick me?
**[09:52] ---**
Or, like, certain vengeance?
***SIGN*** Fury You tricked us?
**[09:55] ---**
Look, I can explain...
***SIGN*** Stupid Frog
**[09:57] ---**
Stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[09:59] ---**
Is it true that stuff about the
Shortemperites is all a lie?!
**[10:04] ---**
Sorry, Sarge! I couldn't smooth it over!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[10:08] ---**
Even though you said you'd smooth it over!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[10:12] ---**
Anyway, I'll hide somewhere!
**[10:16] ---**
Gero!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, Commander. What brings you here?
**[10:19] ---**
Kululu! What is this?
**[10:21] ---**
Well, you didn't place the order,
but I liked the idea, so I made one.
**[10:24] ---**
Then this is a real anger water tank?!
***SIGN*** Fury
***SIGN*** Fury
***SIGN*** Fury
**[10:29] ---**
Gero!
**[10:30] ---**
We're almost full, so keep it up!
**[10:35] ---**
Gero!
**[10:36] ---**
Gero!
**[10:38] ---**
W-What is that?!
**[10:40] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:41] ---**
Uncle!
**[10:42] ---**
Huh?
**[10:42] ---**
Sis?
**[10:45] ---**
Well? Do you feel sorry for what you did?
**[10:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[10:50] ---**
I apologize.
***SIGN*** Scold
**[10:55] ---**
Here. Grab hold.
**[10:57] ---**
Gero...
**[11:08] ---**
Even if it is a pain,
**[11:10] ---**
voluntarily carrying out my duties
**[11:12] ---**
is refreshing.
**[11:14] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:15] ---**
Gero?
**[11:17] ---**
I'm going shopping. Want to go with?
**[11:19] ---**
You were a big help today,
**[11:21] ---**
so you can buy something as a reward.
**[11:24] ---**
I'll go!
**[11:31] ---**
And so, the plan to make
Natsumi-chan angry is over.
**[11:35] ---**
Even if the other person gets mad or scolds you,
being good friends is the best.
**[11:41] ---**
Thank you for dinner!
**[11:44] ---**
I ate way too much!
I couldn't have another bite.
**[11:48] ---**
Really? That's too bad.
**[11:52] ---**
Ta-daa!
***SIGN*** Wobble
**[11:54] ---**
No way!
**[11:56] ---**
I can still eat!
**[11:58] ---**
Huh? Lady Natsumi...
**[12:01] ---**
Before, you said you
couldn't eat another bite.
**[12:05] ---**
Never mind!
**[12:06] ---**
You're a liar!
**[12:07] ---**
Shut up already!
**[12:10] ---**
Kero-chan,
**[12:11] ---**
girls have a strange secret
inside their stomach.
**[12:16] ---**
Secret?
**[12:17] ---**
I know what it is!
**[12:19] ---**
It's that thing, right, Mom?
**[12:20] ---**
What they call a "dessert stomach."
**[12:22] ---**
That's right. This goes into...
**[12:24] ---**
...my dessert stomach!
***SIGN*** Dessert Stomach?
**[12:26] ---**
Right. You've all heard of this, right?
**[12:30] ---**
Dessert... stomach?
**[12:36] ---**
Keroro: Always Room for an Invasion, Sir?
***SIGN*** Super Secret Mystery Organ Dessert Stomach
**[12:42] ---**
Lady Natsumi's body contains
***SIGN*** Throat
I'm not in it
Back
Confident in its straightness
Ankles
Worries that they're too big
Knees
Gets mad if they're tapped
***SIGN*** A mystery in here?
Butt
Thinks it's too big
Feet
23.5 Centimeters
Calves
Thin as a smelt
Cheeks
No space
Collarbone
I want to collect water here
Mouth
Glutton
Eyes
Right: 1.0, Left 0.8
**[12:44] ---**
a mystery organ called the dessert stomach!
**[12:49] ---**
So it's a special generator that can absorb
an unlimited amount of food?
**[12:54] ---**
That's right.
**[12:55] ---**
And that must be...
**[12:56] ---**
...the secret... of...
**[13:00] ---**
...Lady Natsumi's... strength...
**[13:02] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:03] ---**
I can eat an unlimited amount of sweets, too!
**[13:06] ---**
Really?!
**[13:07] ---**
You, too, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[13:09] ---**
That's right!
**[13:10] ---**
Perhaps the source of Tamama-dono's power
**[13:14] ---**
is that "dessert stomach."
**[13:17] ---**
Anyway!
**[13:18] ---**
We're going to get to the bottom
of this dessert stomach!
**[13:22] ---**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Investigate the Dessert Stomach! Part 1
**[13:24] ---**
Investigate the Dessert Stomach! Part One!
**[13:28] ---**
Dessert stomach?
**[13:31] ---**
Not that I eat desserts every day,
**[13:33] ---**
but I may have one, too.
**[13:36] ---**
What?! You have one, too, Momocchi?
**[13:39] ---**
B-But it's embarrassing,
**[13:41] ---**
so don't tell Fuyuki-kun!
**[13:46] ---**
I always have room for fights and battles!
**[13:48] ---**
Take that!
**[13:50] ---**
Dama!
**[13:51] ---**
That's her other personality, right?
***SIGN*** Investigate the Dessert Stomach! Part 2
**[13:56] ---**
Dessert stomach?
**[13:58] ---**
I have one.
**[13:59] ---**
Truly?!
**[14:01] ---**
Yeah, right here.
**[14:02] ---**
It's my super dessert stomach ball.
**[14:04] ---**
If I swallow it, I don't need
to eat anything for a week.
**[14:07] ---**
Th-That is amazing!
**[14:10] ---**
Koyuki-dono! Please instruct me
on how to do that, as well!
**[14:14] ---**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Investigate the Dessert Stomach! Part 3
**[14:19] ---**
Dessert stomach?
**[14:21] ---**
That's right. Dessert stomach.
**[14:24] ---**
It's a magic stomach that
girls all over the world have.
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps all over.
**[14:28] ---**
It's like a pouch where they can stuff
as many dreams as they like inside.
***SIGN*** Investigate the Dessert Stomach! Part 4
**[14:37] ---**
Or, like, breaking limits?
**[14:39] ---**
B-Breaking limits?
**[14:41] ---**
Then the dessert stomach is something
that hides a formidable power?
***SIGN*** Tamama Momoka (has one) Kululu Women All Over the World (have one) Giroro Mois (has one) Dororo (Left it behind after she went to dig up yams and then it disappeared)
**[14:47] ---**
What?!
**[14:49] ---**
You have one, too, Lady Mois?
**[14:51] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Tamama Momoka (has one) Kululu Women All Over the World (have one) Giroro Mois (has one) Dororo (Left it behind after she went to dig up yams and then it disappeared)
**[14:52] ---**
Then dessert stomachs aren't only
limited to Pekoponian girls...
**[14:57] ---**
But we still lack conclusive evidence.
**[15:02] ---**
Who else could we talk to?
**[15:04] ---**
That's right!
***SIGN*** (Left it behind after she went to dig up yams and then it disappeared)
***SIGN*** Giroro Mois (has one) Dororo (Left it behind after she went to dig up yams and then it disappeared)
**[15:10] ---**
Kerokero? Chief Nurse Pururu?
**[15:12] ---**
What is it, Keroro-kun?
**[15:14] ---**
Huh? She's in a bad mood.
Can I ask you a question?
**[15:16] ---**
I'm in the middle of something...
**[15:19] ---**
By the way, Chief Nurse Pururu,
do you have a dessert stomach?
**[15:24] ---**
A dessert stomach?
**[15:26] ---**
Why are you suddenly asking me that?
**[15:28] ---**
Pururu-chan, as I recall,
**[15:30] ---**
you liked the M33 Nebula specialty,
**[15:32] ---**
the Space Roll Cake Sigma, right?
**[15:36] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:37] ---**
Then if a Space Roll Cake Sigma
was presented after dinner
**[15:41] ---**
or if it was almost at its expiration date,
what would you do?
**[15:44] ---**
Well... I'd eat it...
**[15:47] ---**
Yes! Puru-chan, thank you!
**[15:49] ---**
Hey! What's this about, Keroro-kun?
**[15:52] ---**
As I suspected,
**[15:53] ---**
Head Nurse Pururu also has a dessert stomach.
**[15:56] ---**
Even we Keronians have it?
**[15:59] ---**
Let's penetrate the secret
of the dessert stomach!
***SIGN*** Dessert Stomach
**[16:04] ---**
Girls with a certain amount
of fighting strength
**[16:07] ---**
are equipped with a dessert stomach.
**[16:10] ---**
Then what about me?
**[16:12] ---**
You just like sweets.
**[16:16] ---**
In other words,
**[16:17] ---**
it's as if we've been fighting
with a handicap up to now.
**[16:21] ---**
A-All this time...
***SIGN*** Dessert Stomach
**[16:23] ---**
Therefore!
**[16:27] ---**
If we're also equipped
with a dessert stomach,
**[16:29] ---**
we should be able to more than
even the odds fighting!
**[16:32] ---**
That makes sense!
**[16:36] ---**
While harboring a light misunderstanding,
**[16:38] ---**
they begin special training
to acquire a dessert stomach.
**[16:43] ---**
Yay! Can we eat the whole thing?
**[16:46] ---**
Yeah! However...
**[16:48] ---**
...after you eat this...
**[16:54] ---**
Just looking at it makes me feel bloated.
**[16:57] ---**
Or, like, over eating?
**[16:59] ---**
It feels like we'd get punished
for gorging on all of this,
**[17:02] ---**
but it is to achieve a dessert stomach!
**[17:04] ---**
Everyone, go!
**[17:07] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[17:13] ---**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** Dessert Mountain
**[17:15] ---**
C-Come on, let's have dessert...
**[17:20] ---**
I... I can't.
**[17:22] ---**
Even I can't...
**[17:24] ---**
W-With this special training,
**[17:27] ---**
will we really get a dessert stomach?
**[17:28] ---**
I... I'm so stuffed that I can't even think...
**[17:35] ---**
You should've left this to me from the start.
**[17:38] ---**
Gero?
**[17:41] ---**
W-What is this, Sergeant-Major Kululu?
**[17:47] ---**
Space carnivorous plants.
**[17:49] ---**
A little selective breeding,
**[17:52] ---**
and it'll be like a dessert stomach, no?
**[17:54] ---**
Is it safe?
**[17:55] ---**
We'll see when I run the experiment.
**[17:58] ---**
Oh, Senpai...
**[18:02] ---**
Hey, wait a second!
**[18:05] ---**
This isn't...
**[18:06] ---**
Get them off me! Get them off me!
**[18:16] ---**
Parasitic dessert stomach type B.
**[18:18] ---**
Incidentally, the invaded insides of your body
**[18:21] ---**
are already smooshed into this.
**[18:23] ---**
Don't! I don't wanna see it!
**[18:25] ---**
I can imagine.
**[18:33] ---**
Looks like success.
**[18:35] ---**
Even after he ate all that before...
**[18:37] ---**
We can use this...
**[18:39] ---**
To defeat Lady Natsumi,
**[18:41] ---**
we'll all get equipped with them...
**[18:43] ---**
Tama?
***SIGN*** Aaaaaah
Gyaaaaa
**[18:57] ---**
Dessert stomach...
**[19:04] ---**
Dessert stomach...
**[19:09] ---**
S-Stupid frog?
**[19:11] ---**
What's wrong, guys?
**[19:13] ---**
Now that we've all obtained a dessert
stomach, there's nothing to fear!
**[19:17] ---**
You've lost, Pekoponian.
**[19:22] ---**
It's time you learned your lesson!
**[19:26] ---**
No!
**[19:35] ---**
Gero!
**[19:37] ---**
Don't do weird stuff like this!
**[19:39] ---**
Huh?
**[19:40] ---**
That's strange...
**[19:42] ---**
Even after I ate so much...
**[19:44] ---**
I'm starving...
**[19:46] ---**
I've got no strength...
**[19:48] ---**
Sweets...
**[19:49] ---**
Give me sweets...
**[19:51] ---**
I'm limp...
**[19:53] ---**
I've gone limp...
**[19:55] ---**
What's going on here?
**[19:57] ---**
Are you okay, Sarge?
**[19:59] ---**
Dessert stomach...
**[20:04] ---**
No matter how much they ate,
the parasitic dessert stomach type B
**[20:07] ---**
absorbed everything, it seems.
**[20:11] ---**
I eat and eat,
**[20:14] ---**
but I'm still hungry...
**[20:16] ---**
Of course.
**[20:17] ---**
You let parasites attach themselves to you.
**[20:20] ---**
There's no way to get rid of abnormal genes.
**[20:23] ---**
Gong!
**[20:24] ---**
Th-There must be something...
**[20:26] ---**
All you can do is wait for it to die.
**[20:29] ---**
Naturally, without eating meals or desserts.
**[20:31] ---**
Gero...
**[20:33] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[20:34] ---**
I learned the super dessert
stomach ball skill.
**[20:37] ---**
Huh? E-Everyone?
**[20:55] ---**
Disgusting!
**[21:03] ---**
Dessert stomach...
**[21:07] ---**
Sarge, we say "dessert stomach"
when you're full,
**[21:13] ---**
but can still eat sweets
or something you like.
**[21:17] ---**
What?! That's what it is?
**[21:20] ---**
Then it's like my Gundam models.
**[21:22] ---**
Even when I think I've made enough,
**[21:24] ---**
I feel like I can make one or two more.
**[21:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:30] ---**
For you, Gundam models
are your "dessert stomach."
**[21:34] ---**
That's right.
**[21:35] ---**
GM is my dessert stomach!
Dom is my dessert stomach, too!
**[21:38] ---**
That doesn't seem quite right,
**[21:40] ---**
but at least their misconception
about dessert stomachs is cleared up.
**[21:44] ---**
Mmm, yummy!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Do you all know the difference
between a butterfly and a moth?
**[23:26] ---**
Actually, there doesn't
seem to be much difference,
**[23:28] ---**
but the image they have is
totally different, right?
**[23:31] ---**
I'm so glad I wasn't born a moth.
**[23:33] ---**
That aside,
***SIGN*** Butterfly Power
**[23:34] ---**
Butterfly Power, Butterfly Thunder!
***SIGN*** Butterfly Thunder
**[23:36] ---**
"Fuyuki: Butterflyman Appears, Sir?"
**[23:40] ---**
"Giroro: The Uninvited Guest, Sir!"
**[23:43] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:45] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E332 - Fuyuki: Butterflyman Appears, Sir? / Giroro: The Uninvited Guest, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQM3JV/fuyuki-butterflyman-appears-sir--giroro-the-uninvited-guest-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
A UMA best known in America: Mothman.
**[01:35] ---**
Though it got that name from
its winged appearance,
**[01:40] ---**
no one knows what it actually is.
**[01:47] ---**
Fuyuki: Butterflyman Appears, Sir?
**[01:53] ---**
A Mothman-like figure has been
sighted in this park recently.
**[01:59] ---**
I'm kind of... scared...
**[02:02] ---**
There haven't been any reports
that it's caused any harm,
**[02:05] ---**
so I'm thinking that it might be
some kind of friendly spirit.
**[02:09] ---**
Really?
**[02:11] ---**
I'm so glad...
***SIGN*** Rapture...
**[02:12] ---**
I feel like there's nothing to
worry about when you're by my side!
**[02:15] ---**
Awesome!
**[02:17] ---**
Great mood, great mood!
**[02:19] ---**
Exactly, ma'am!
**[02:21] ---**
You have us here, too, after all!
**[02:24] ---**
Nothing to worry about!
**[02:25] ---**
These guys, every frickin' time...
**[02:28] ---**
Exactly!
**[02:32] ---**
And then...
**[02:33] ---**
Hey!
**[02:36] ---**
Don't litter!
**[02:41] ---**
What was that voice?!
**[02:46] ---**
That's...
**[02:48] ---**
...Mothman!
**[02:49] ---**
He really does exist!
**[02:56] ---**
An empty can?
**[03:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[03:04] ---**
He fell!
**[03:13] ---**
Wh-What's with this guy?
**[03:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Getting too close to him
might be dangerous, sir!
**[03:21] ---**
This is an amazing chance
for some UMA research!
**[03:25] ---**
Y-You're right!
**[03:27] ---**
He's not really a UMA...
**[03:28] ---**
More like a weird guy in full-body tights...
**[03:31] ---**
Owowowowow...
**[03:33] ---**
Ahhh, that hurts...
**[03:34] ---**
Crap, I think I landed on my back.
**[03:36] ---**
Dear me...
**[03:38] ---**
I've been so exhausted recently.
**[03:42] ---**
My name is Butterguy!
**[03:44] ---**
I'm a spirit with the duty of
protecting the forest!
***SIGN*** Crack!
**[03:48] ---**
Might be better...
**[03:50] ---**
...to stay away from him.
**[03:52] ---**
I'm Hinata Fuyuki!
**[03:55] ---**
So Mothman really was a spirit!
**[03:57] ---**
M-Mothman?
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[03:59] ---**
I'm Fuyuki-kun's friend.
My name is Nishizawa Momoka.
***SIGN*** Eh?
**[04:04] ---**
I... see...
**[04:05] ---**
I really am honored to meet you!
**[04:11] ---**
The thing is...
**[04:13] ---**
...earlier this year, I lost the source of my power,
the butterfly mark on my chest, you see?
**[04:18] ---**
I've just been getting more
and more out of shape.
**[04:22] ---**
Gero?
**[04:22] ---**
Butterfly mark?
**[04:23] ---**
Yes.
**[04:24] ---**
It was supposed to be attached to
my chest. Looks like this, kinda...
**[04:28] ---**
Without that, I really am
in dire straits, no joke.
**[04:32] ---**
We'll look for it for you!
**[04:35] ---**
Us?
**[04:36] ---**
Really?!
**[04:37] ---**
Of course!
**[04:38] ---**
Thank you! That will be a huge help!
**[04:41] ---**
Okay?
**[04:43] ---**
Can't he do something about
that himself, if he's a spirit?
**[04:47] ---**
I don't want anything to do
with weirdos like this, sir.
**[04:51] ---**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Staaaaaaare
**[04:52] ---**
Gero...
**[04:53] ---**
Quit staring at me. It's annoying.
**[04:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[04:56] ---**
You know, you... You look a lot like
a friend I used to have.
**[05:00] ---**
Have we met somewhere before?
**[05:03] ---**
No!
**[05:04] ---**
You had a friend?
**[05:06] ---**
Yes!
**[05:07] ---**
An important friend who gave me
my name of Butterguy!
**[05:11] ---**
I made a promise with him, you know.
**[05:13] ---**
That I'd protect the forest.
**[05:15] ---**
And so that's why you were
cleaning up the empty cans!
**[05:17] ---**
Exactly!
**[05:19] ---**
Gero.
**[05:20] ---**
Kind of a suspicious tale, sir.
**[05:23] ---**
Really.
**[05:24] ---**
It is like he only just thought it up.
**[05:27] ---**
Okay, so first, let's try looking in all
the places you normally go, Butterguy!
**[05:31] ---**
Okay! Let's all do our best!
**[05:36] ---**
I come here to check for trash every day.
**[05:40] ---**
So, this doesn't give you any ideas?
**[05:45] ---**
Over there!
**[05:48] ---**
When I see bright places like that, I just
can't help being drawn to them, you know?
**[05:55] ---**
Particularly that light...
**[05:57] ---**
It's so enchanting...
**[05:58] ---**
It makes me want to jump... right into it!
**[06:01] ---**
You mustn't, Butterguy!
**[06:03] ---**
That thing's for catching bugs!
It's dangerous!
**[06:05] ---**
I know that, but my body
moves on its own, you know?
**[06:09] ---**
Sheesh. Why stop him?
**[06:12] ---**
Who knows? If he touches it,
he might remember, sir!
**[06:16] ---**
I remember something!
**[06:19] ---**
I see...
**[06:20] ---**
Mothman's a moth, so he tends
to be attracted to light!
**[06:23] ---**
It's butterfly! Butterfly!
**[06:25] ---**
I'm not a moth!
**[06:28] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[06:30] ---**
I remember falling down here once before!
**[06:33] ---**
Then you might have dropped it here!
**[06:34] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:35] ---**
But looking for it here will be hard.
**[06:39] ---**
We mustn't give up. Let's look for it!
**[06:43] ---**
I'd love to go, but...
**[06:46] ---**
I can't swim if my wings get wet...
**[06:48] ---**
Ow!
**[06:49] ---**
Owowowowow!
**[06:51] ---**
My back's suddenly hurting again...
**[06:53] ---**
Are you okay?
**[06:54] ---**
No!
**[06:55] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[06:56] ---**
I wonder if there's
anything we can do for him.
**[06:58] ---**
Gero...
**[06:59] ---**
I'm against this, sir!
**[07:02] ---**
Going into such a creepy place!
**[07:03] ---**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Staaaaare
**[07:05] ---**
Hmph! Look at me like that
all you want. It's not happening!
**[07:08] ---**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Staaaaare
**[07:11] ---**
Stare...
**[07:14] ---**
Graaaah! Get your butt out theeeeere!
**[07:24] ---**
Are you okay, Sarge?
**[07:26] ---**
Gero...
**[07:28] ---**
There was nothing out there in the end, sir.
**[07:31] ---**
Come to think of it, there was a time when
I collided right into the top of that tree!
**[07:35] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[07:37] ---**
Let's look there, then!
**[07:38] ---**
But at that height...
**[07:41] ---**
...it will be, heh, hard to search.
***SIGN*** Bad Feeling
**[07:45] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[07:45] ---**
Get your butt up there!
**[07:48] ---**
Okaaaaaaaaay!
**[07:54] ---**
Looks like it's not here either, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[07:57] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Snap
**[08:05] ---**
Is there really a butterfly mark at all?
**[08:08] ---**
Excuse me!
**[08:09] ---**
Little guy!
**[08:10] ---**
What did you just say?!
**[08:12] ---**
Nothing.
**[08:13] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki...
***SIGN*** Wheeze Wheeze
**[08:16] ---**
I... I... did my best, right?
**[08:22] ---**
Erk.
**[08:22] ---**
Wh-What are you looking at me like that for?!
**[08:25] ---**
It really exists, I'm telling you!
My butterfly mark!
**[08:28] ---**
Look, I'll draw it for you right now.
**[08:30] ---**
Uh, looked like a butterfly...
**[08:32] ---**
Pretty, uh, pretty much like this.
**[08:35] ---**
Isn't this...
**[08:36] ---**
...the same thing that's on your forehead?
**[08:38] ---**
Huh? Forehead?
***SIGN*** Ah
**[08:43] ---**
U-Uh!
**[08:44] ---**
I totally forgot about that!
**[08:46] ---**
Yeah, I felt like my forehead
was feeling a little bare.
**[08:50] ---**
Put it on there for a change of pace.
**[08:58] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:01] ---**
You brat!
**[09:02] ---**
Exkabeep!
**[09:04] ---**
And yet it moves!
**[09:08] ---**
Are you okay?
**[09:12] ---**
I really am almost exhausted
of power right now.
**[09:14] ---**
Excuse me just a moment, okay?
**[09:17] ---**
As Butterguy posed, a certain transformation
occurred over his entire body!
**[09:20] ---**
Summon Butterfly Power
Butterfly Lightning!
***SIGN*** Chouriki (Butterfly Power)
***SIGN*** Chourai (Butterfly Lightning)
**[09:25] ---**
What's going on?
**[09:31] ---**
G-Gero?
**[09:33] ---**
Is that... the mark of the Keron Army?
**[09:39] ---**
Butterguy... Flash!
**[09:42] ---**
Th-This is an ancient
Keronian system at work, sir!
**[09:47] ---**
I see!
**[09:48] ---**
The reason Sarge and his friend
looked alike was because...
**[09:51] ---**
...they're both Keronians!
**[09:55] ---**
A long time ago, a Keronian must have come
to Pekopon on a reconnaissance mission,
**[09:59] ---**
and turned a butterfly into Butterguy, sir!
**[10:02] ---**
And Butterguy is still keeping the promise
he made with that Keronian all that time ago!
**[10:13] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:14] ---**
Because of you, I was able to revive.
**[10:16] ---**
How can I ever thank you?
**[10:18] ---**
There's no need!
**[10:19] ---**
I'm so glad you got your energy back!
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:24] ---**
I can hear the forests sobbing somewhere.
**[10:26] ---**
The forests...
**[10:27] ---**
...are sobbing?
**[10:29] ---**
Yes.
**[10:30] ---**
The distant forests are in danger.
**[10:32] ---**
Distant?
**[10:33] ---**
On a continent across a very large ocean.
**[10:37] ---**
Do you mean America?!
**[10:40] ---**
If you go, you'll probably
be really welcomed!
**[10:43] ---**
As Mothman!
**[10:45] ---**
Mothman?
**[10:46] ---**
My name is Butterguy.
**[10:48] ---**
It's the precious name
I was given by my friend.
**[10:56] ---**
Let's be sure to meet again!
**[10:57] ---**
Good luck, Butterguy!
**[10:58] ---**
Good luck!
**[11:00] ---**
Don't lose your mark again, okay?
**[11:01] ---**
Butterguy!
**[11:04] ---**
I thank you as a Keronian for
keeping your promise, sir!
**[11:04] ---**
Do your best!
**[11:10] ---**
Do your best!
**[11:12] ---**
I hope he gets on well, sir.
**[11:15] ---**
He'll be fine!
**[11:17] ---**
He's Butterguy, after all.
**[11:19] ---**
He came this far all by himself!
**[11:24] ---**
Gero.
**[11:25] ---**
Who knows... one day, you too
may encounter him in a forest somewhere.
**[11:31] ---**
If you do, say a gentle hello to the hero
who protected the forests all on his own.
**[11:43] ---**
Everyone, do you sometimes have guests
you don't want turning up?
**[11:53] ---**
Nooo, wait!
**[12:01] ---**
What's wrong?
**[12:03] ---**
Oh, do excuse me.
**[12:05] ---**
I thought it was trash.
**[12:08] ---**
Hey! You're quite rude.
**[12:12] ---**
I am Special Agent Kuromo.
**[12:15] ---**
Space Police Secret Service.
**[12:17] ---**
I am currently investigating someone
wanted by the space police.
**[12:20] ---**
I would appreciate your cooperation
with my investigation.
**[12:22] ---**
Secret Service?
**[12:24] ---**
Oh. Them. Famous for their dirty methods.
**[12:28] ---**
In accordance with the
Space Investigations Agreement,
**[12:31] ---**
special agents have a higher status than you,
**[12:34] ---**
and their investigations
take priority over military rules.
**[12:37] ---**
If you don't cooperate,
I'll have you arrested.
**[12:45] ---**
Giroro: The Uninvited Guest, Sir!
**[12:51] ---**
There is a special arrest warrant
out for Darere here.
**[12:53] ---**
He is a master of disguise...
no, of transformation...
**[12:56] ---**
and is a deserter of the
Keron Army special forces.
**[12:59] ---**
A deserter?
**[13:01] ---**
Wow.
**[13:02] ---**
That's amazing, though...
he's a Keronian, and he can transform?
**[13:06] ---**
You're ordering us to help
because you can't catch him yourself?
**[13:10] ---**
Gero?
**[13:11] ---**
He is an important witness for several cases.
**[13:15] ---**
If you don't cooperate, I can easily arrest you
under suspicion of all manner of things.
**[13:22] ---**
A-Arrest?
**[13:24] ---**
Gero!
**[13:25] ---**
O-Of course I will gladly help
with your investigation, sir!
**[13:30] ---**
Right? Red guy?
**[13:33] ---**
Grrrr!
**[13:34] ---**
What was that "Hmph" for, sir?!
**[13:36] ---**
And you there!
**[13:37] ---**
Serve some tea for Master Kuromo already!
**[13:41] ---**
I'm terribly sorry
they're so completely thoughtless.
**[13:45] ---**
A deserter... Hard to believe that
a Keronian could act like that.
**[13:48] ---**
So? What is he after?
**[13:52] ---**
He is looking for a replacement
for his crash-landed spaceship.
**[13:56] ---**
That is why I am going around asking *idiots* who
look like they could have been deceived by him.
***SIGN*** STOP
**[14:06] ---**
What a nasty guy.
**[14:08] ---**
Absolutely, ma'am!
**[14:10] ---**
You have to take a firm stance
against insufferable men like him!
**[14:14] ---**
They'll take advantage of you, ma'am!
**[14:16] ---**
Excuse me, who's talking?
**[14:18] ---**
Hm?! Who's talking?
**[14:22] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[14:24] ---**
My apologies.
**[14:25] ---**
It seems I accidentally left some
important documents in your house.
**[14:28] ---**
Excuse me!
**[14:30] ---**
Don't think you're coming into
our house after stepping on that.
**[14:33] ---**
I'll get it for you. Just wait there.
**[14:37] ---**
That's...
**[14:39] ---**
That's just...
**[14:40] ---**
She just...
**[14:42] ---**
She...
**[14:42] ---**
This footprint is different from
the one you left on the laundry.
**[14:47] ---**
When did you change your shoes?
**[14:57] ---**
Y-You're...!
**[14:58] ---**
...the one wanted by the space police?
**[15:00] ---**
I never expected my disguise
to be seen through so easily.
**[15:03] ---**
So you are Darere.
**[15:05] ---**
You'd better not underestimate
an active soldier, deserter.
**[15:08] ---**
Underestimate you?
**[15:10] ---**
I view you as a talented soldier,
Corporal Giroro.
**[15:14] ---**
We don't want you loitering around here.
Turn yourself in immediately.
**[15:18] ---**
Dear me. This is why I don't like soldiers.
**[15:22] ---**
I wanted to borrow one of your spaceships.
**[15:24] ---**
Looks like that's not happening.
**[15:26] ---**
How dare you!?
**[15:30] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Mad
**[15:31] ---**
Aiming a gun at your superior!
What's the meaning of this, sir?
**[15:34] ---**
That's enough!
**[15:36] ---**
There was nothing there!
**[15:39] ---**
Wait, what are you doing?
**[15:41] ---**
Oh, I just called you a red-monkey harpy,
and then Giroro got mad at me, ma'am.
**[15:49] ---**
What did you say?
**[15:53] ---**
Darn you!
**[15:54] ---**
Get away from Natsumi!
**[15:56] ---**
Sis! That isn't—
**[15:58] ---**
Get away from her?
**[16:00] ---**
The red monkey is the one
who's grabbing *me*, sir.
***SIGN*** Mad
**[16:05] ---**
Turn into a star!
**[16:07] ---**
We'll meet again!
**[16:12] ---**
Hey, wait a sec, Giroro!
Leave that guy to reap what he sows!
**[16:21] ---**
He's more troublesome than I thought.
**[16:23] ---**
I can't let him go unchecked.
**[16:27] ---**
Giroro-kun.
**[16:29] ---**
Would you like to talk over some tea?
**[16:32] ---**
As fellow Keronians.
**[16:38] ---**
Let me guess. You miss the army and
want to talk about being let back in?
**[16:42] ---**
Are you offering to make me a subordinate?
**[16:45] ---**
Maybe I can get three meals a day and a nap.
**[16:49] ---**
The direction of that voice is...
a trap, I bet.
**[16:52] ---**
Which means...
**[16:59] ---**
That seems like the right place to aim for.
**[17:12] ---**
It's Corporal Giroro I'm dealing with.
I doubt that would be the end of him.
**[17:15] ---**
Exactly.
**[17:21] ---**
That tower was too perfect a place.
**[17:24] ---**
If you were going to lay a trap,
it had to be there.
**[17:28] ---**
Not bad.
**[17:30] ---**
Front-line soldiers are
nothing like some random agent.
**[18:04] ---**
Darn it!
**[18:05] ---**
Beam-scattering particles!
**[18:14] ---**
I see!
**[18:17] ---**
No wonder you've got that idiot of an agent
dancing in the palm of your hand.
**[18:24] ---**
Why do you have someone like that after you?
**[18:28] ---**
I couldn't stand being used for their
dirty plans in the name of an "agreement"!
**[18:53] ---**
For this...
**[18:55] ---**
Just for this!
**[19:03] ---**
Well done, Keronian soldier.
**[19:05] ---**
I thank you for your cooperation.
**[19:09] ---**
What's wrong?
**[19:10] ---**
What are you waiting for?
**[19:12] ---**
Hand it over!
**[19:14] ---**
A soldier carries out his duties
without question!
**[19:18] ---**
I am no longer part of the army!
**[19:20] ---**
You're naive.
**[19:21] ---**
You ran away, that's all!
**[19:23] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[19:25] ---**
You, too, are naive as a soldier.
**[19:27] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[19:34] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:35] ---**
Natsu...mi...
**[19:43] ---**
What is this place?
**[19:45] ---**
You fell for an alien on the planet
you're meant to invade.
**[19:50] ---**
What's wrong?
**[19:51] ---**
There's hesitation in your aim!
**[19:53] ---**
Dirty tricks!
**[19:55] ---**
You're no different from the
Secret Service guys!
**[19:58] ---**
What?
**[20:16] ---**
You're capable enough
that you could have dodged that.
**[20:20] ---**
Why didn't you?
**[20:39] ---**
Darere?
**[20:42] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[20:45] ---**
For sullying your heart...
**[20:48] ---**
Say no more.
**[20:50] ---**
What happened to him?
**[20:52] ---**
What happened to the girl?
**[20:53] ---**
She was...
**[20:56] ---**
...taken hostage.
She was never meant to be involved.
**[21:00] ---**
And? Where did he go?
**[21:03] ---**
To Alien Town.
**[21:04] ---**
You can catch him if you hurry.
**[21:06] ---**
Imbecile! Incompetent soldier!
**[21:08] ---**
Disobeying orders is a
serious crime, you know!
**[21:24] ---**
Good grief.
**[21:26] ---**
What a pain in the butt that guy was.
**[21:39] ---**
If you come again,
**[21:41] ---**
come on your own next time.
**[21:43] ---**
Guests you never wanted.
**[21:45] ---**
But he didn't seem to think
this one was all that bad.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** Sway Sway Sway
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[23:24] ---**
A space fortune-teller told me my
name's stroke-count was unlucky,
**[23:27] ---**
and if I fixed it, I'd have triple the luck!
***SIGN*** Shiver Shiver Shiver Shiver
**[23:30] ---**
But... I mean... stroke-count...
**[23:33] ---**
Never mind that!
***SIGN*** What?
**[23:35] ---**
Do any of you have a... "lucky hair"?
**[23:38] ---**
"Momoka: The Feelings of a Starry Sky, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Lucky Hair-chan, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E333 - Momoka: The Feelings of a Starry Sky, Sir! / Keroro: Lucky Hair-chan, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X307/momoka-the-feelings-of-a-starry-sky-sir--keroro-lucky-hair-chan-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Faraway Cosmic Travel
**[01:36] ---**
This planetarium feels like it
contains a lot of history.
**[01:39] ---**
I knew you would be pleased
with it, Fuyuki-kun.
**[01:44] ---**
Have you ever been to a planetarium?
**[01:47] ---**
Many people have probably gone
as part of a school field trip.
**[01:51] ---**
I'm surprised you managed
to find this old facility.
**[01:54] ---**
R-Right! It happened
by chance the other day...
**[01:58] ---**
Actually,
**[01:59] ---**
Momocchi found a rumor on the Internet.
**[02:03] ---**
It said if you see a
shooting star from here...
**[02:06] ---**
You keep your big mouth shut!
**[02:09] ---**
Unless you want me to turn you into
a star in the night sky right now!
**[02:15] ---**
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
**[02:17] ---**
N-Nothing!
**[02:20] ---**
There's a rumor surrounding this planetarium.
**[02:23] ---**
It goes...
**[02:24] ---**
...if a couple sees a shooting star together,
**[02:26] ---**
they'll get married!
**[02:28] ---**
I see. So that's what this is about.
**[02:33] ---**
Momoka: The Feelings of a Starry Sky, Sir!
**[02:39] ---**
It's just too bad that this doesn't work.
**[02:42] ---**
My apologies.
**[02:44] ---**
I've inspected it several times...
**[02:47] ---**
...but I couldn't pinpoint the problem.
**[02:51] ---**
That's why I asked Keroro-san
and the others for their help.
**[02:56] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:58] ---**
When you've got the scientific
prowess of Keron,
**[03:00] ---**
fixing this primitive device is a snap!
**[03:04] ---**
How's it going, Kululu-chan?
**[03:06] ---**
Have you fixed it?
**[03:10] ---**
Nothing's working.
**[03:11] ---**
I give up!
**[03:12] ---**
You give up?!
**[03:13] ---**
Oh, no...
**[03:16] ---**
H-Hey!
**[03:18] ---**
If it works out, we'll get a heaping reward
from the Nishizawa family.
**[03:23] ---**
Or, like, bonus payment?
**[03:25] ---**
It's strange, though...
**[03:27] ---**
I can't even locate the problem
with this projector.
**[03:30] ---**
Maybe it's just reached the end of its days.
**[03:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[03:41] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[03:42] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[03:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[03:46] ---**
Yay! Fukki woke up!
***SIGN*** Phew...
**[03:49] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[03:50] ---**
Then you're all right.
**[03:53] ---**
What's this?
**[03:54] ---**
Did you folks wake me up?
**[03:57] ---**
"Folks"?
**[03:59] ---**
Fuyuki... kun?
**[04:09] ---**
These seats smell as moldy as ever.
**[04:13] ---**
Fukki has finally gone around the bend.
**[04:16] ---**
This is a surprise.
**[04:18] ---**
It seems that its will
has possessed Fuyuki's body.
**[04:22] ---**
"Its"?
**[04:23] ---**
An enemy alien?
**[04:24] ---**
No.
**[04:25] ---**
Perhaps a type of evil spirit?
**[04:28] ---**
It's the planetarium's projector.
**[04:30] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[04:32] ---**
Oh, you with the star mark.
**[04:35] ---**
What's the date and time?
**[04:38] ---**
Star mark.
**[04:39] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** September 25th
**[04:41] ---**
It's September 25th, after 6:00 PM.
**[04:45] ---**
Then...
**[04:47] ---**
...from the eastern horizon,
***SIGN*** Pegasus
**[04:48] ---**
Pegasus, Pisces, and Aries can be seen.
***SIGN*** Pisces
***SIGN*** Aries
**[04:53] ---**
And it's almost time for
the moon to show its face.
**[04:55] ---**
I don't know much about the sky
in the area surrounding Pekopon.
**[04:59] ---**
But that sounds right.
**[05:01] ---**
The planetarium's projector
has possessed Fuyuki?
**[05:05] ---**
Commander...
**[05:06] ---**
We'll be in trouble at this rate.
**[05:08] ---**
Gero!
**[05:09] ---**
That's right!
**[05:11] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[05:12] ---**
I mean, Master Planetarium...
**[05:15] ---**
What is it?
**[05:16] ---**
Um...
**[05:17] ---**
How long are you going to stay
in Master Fuyuki's body?
**[05:21] ---**
Good question.
**[05:23] ---**
I like this body.
**[05:25] ---**
Maybe I'll hold on to it for the time being.
***SIGN*** Shock
**[05:28] ---**
What?!
**[05:29] ---**
Oh, no...
**[05:31] ---**
Kululu!
**[05:32] ---**
Can't you forcibly evict him
from Fuyuki's body?
**[05:35] ---**
One wrong move, and who knows
what effect it'll have on Fuyuki's body?
**[05:40] ---**
Um...
**[05:42] ---**
Is your own body not well, Planetarium-san?
**[05:46] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:47] ---**
I'm not ready to give in to
those newfangled projectors!
**[05:51] ---**
Th-Then will you show me the stars here?
**[05:57] ---**
You want to see the stars?
**[06:00] ---**
Yes.
**[06:03] ---**
I want to.
**[06:08] ---**
If you want to see the stars,
go outside and look up at the real ones!
***SIGN*** Huh...?
**[06:12] ---**
Wh-What's with him?
**[06:15] ---**
He's disavowing his own existence.
**[06:19] ---**
There's no need to look at fakes here.
**[06:23] ---**
Fakes... That's not what I would call them...
**[06:26] ---**
A planetarium has a lot of good things
that aren't in a real starry sky.
**[06:32] ---**
Even on rainy and cloudy days,
**[06:34] ---**
or in a city where all the lights
make it hard to see the stars,
**[06:37] ---**
a planetarium can show you
the beautiful stars.
**[06:39] ---**
And after looking at the stars in
various seasons at the planetarium,
**[06:42] ---**
you'll learn a lot from
looking at real stars!
**[06:46] ---**
She's convincing!
**[06:48] ---**
Momoka-dono, you must
really like planetariums.
**[06:52] ---**
Actually, it's all things
that Fuyuki-kun told me.
**[06:56] ---**
All right, fine.
**[06:58] ---**
It's been a long time,
**[06:59] ---**
but if you want to see them that badly,
I'll give you a glimpse.
**[07:04] ---**
Please!
**[07:07] ---**
All right, everyone.
Please look at the eastern sky.
**[07:11] ---**
The moon becomes full
twelve or thirteen times a year,
**[07:16] ---**
and the full moon of this season
has long been called the harvest moon.
**[07:23] ---**
I'm glad Planetarium-san is in a better mood,
**[07:27] ---**
but does this count as watching
it together with Fuyuki-kun?
**[07:31] ---**
Hey, over there!
**[07:32] ---**
Pay attention!
**[07:34] ---**
R-Right!
**[07:36] ---**
This is a strange situation,
**[07:38] ---**
but if I stick with it,
Fuyuki-kun and I can...
**[07:42] ---**
All right. When you gaze at a starry sky,
**[07:45] ---**
you'll sometimes see a streak of light.
**[07:49] ---**
Please observe the northern sky, everyone.
***SIGN*** Here it is
**[07:53] ---**
Here it is!
**[07:54] ---**
At last!
**[07:55] ---**
At last!
**[07:57] ---**
At last!
**[07:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun and I can see
a shooting star together!
**[08:09] ---**
Hey! Would you just make that star shoot?!
**[08:14] ---**
That's what happened.
**[08:15] ---**
Planetarium-san?
**[08:19] ---**
I failed back then. It was a massive failure.
**[08:24] ---**
It was decades ago.
**[08:27] ---**
Back when I was still working hard.
**[08:30] ---**
There was a rumor going around
that if a couple
**[08:33] ---**
saw a shooting star here,
they would get married.
**[08:37] ---**
I don't know who started it,
**[08:39] ---**
but it caused many young couples
to come here with that in mind.
**[08:44] ---**
On that day, a young lady
brought her boyfriend over.
**[08:50] ---**
I was excited for them and tried
to produce a vibrant starry sky.
**[08:54] ---**
However...
**[08:56] ---**
...too much enthusiasm was my undoing.
**[09:02] ---**
Of all things, I failed
with the shooting star.
**[09:06] ---**
Lame!
**[09:07] ---**
The shooting star fell!
**[09:15] ---**
Ever since I saw that girl's tears,
**[09:18] ---**
I stopped being able to
project a starry night sky.
**[09:27] ---**
I felt sorry for her.
**[09:28] ---**
I'm sure that girl
**[09:30] ---**
wasn't able to marry the boy she loved.
**[09:35] ---**
I think you're wrong.
**[09:39] ---**
Girls...
**[09:42] ---**
Girls don't...
**[09:44] ---**
...give up over things like that.
**[09:47] ---**
No matter how many times they fail,
**[09:49] ---**
they'll do their best, over and over again.
**[09:51] ---**
If it's for the sake of someone they love...
**[09:54] ---**
...they definitely won't give up!
***SIGN*** They won't give up
**[09:57] ---**
They won't give up!
**[10:01] ---**
Young lady...
**[10:03] ---**
Oh, I know the feeling.
**[10:06] ---**
My invasion plans have failed
time and time again...
**[10:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:12] ---**
We can talk about that at length later on...
**[10:15] ---**
Come on, come on, come on.
***SIGN*** Ku Ku Ku Ku
**[10:17] ---**
Thank you, young lady.
**[10:20] ---**
Maybe I will try my best once more.
**[10:25] ---**
Good.
**[10:26] ---**
I apologize for borrowing your
boyfriend's body without asking.
**[10:36] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[10:37] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:40] ---**
Huh?
**[10:41] ---**
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
**[10:43] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[10:47] ---**
All right, everyone.
Please observe the sky in front of you.
**[10:51] ---**
The long-awaited specialty
of this planetarium, a shooting star.
**[10:58] ---**
I can finally see a shooting star
with Fuyuki-kun.
**[11:05] ---**
Hey!
**[11:06] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[11:07] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[11:09] ---**
It's been a long time, so my hand slipped!
**[11:12] ---**
Nishizawa-san, who was that?
**[11:16] ---**
I... I don't know myself...
***SIGN*** Faraway Cosmic Travel
**[11:21] ---**
Oh!
**[11:22] ---**
This planetarium is still around.
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, yes!
**[11:27] ---**
As I recall, the shooting star
got stuck when we were here.
**[11:31] ---**
That brings back memories!
**[11:34] ---**
There's a rumor about this
planetarium's shooting star.
**[11:37] ---**
But it looks like it may be
more than just a rumor.
***SIGN*** Scrub Scrub Scrub Scrub
***SIGN*** Scrub Scrub
***SIGN*** Glug Glug
***SIGN*** Gargle Gargle Gargle Gargle
**[11:54] ---**
Grin!
**[11:57] ---**
Brushing your teeth first thing in
the morning feels so refreshing.
***SIGN*** Sway Sway Sway
***SIGN*** Sway Sway
***SIGN*** Sway Sway Sway
**[12:07] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
***SIGN*** Wh-What is this?!
**[12:13] ---**
Keroro: Lucky Hair-chan, Sir!
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[12:27] ---**
It's not funny!
**[12:28] ---**
But after all...
**[12:31] ---**
...why do you have a hair there?!
**[12:35] ---**
Th-That's what I want to know!
**[12:38] ---**
Once in a while, you'll have a single wild hair
growing somewhere on your body, right?
**[12:43] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** What?
**[12:45] ---**
That must be a lucky hair!
**[12:47] ---**
Lucky hair?
***SIGN*** Lucky Hair
**[12:48] ---**
People also call it "treasure hair."
***SIGN*** Treasure Hair
**[12:50] ---**
Supposedly, the longer it is,
the luckier you are,
***SIGN*** Heave-ho Heave-ho
**[12:53] ---**
and you'll be visited by good fortune.
**[12:56] ---**
Good fortune...
**[12:59] ---**
Please be as gentle as you can, Lady Mois.
**[13:03] ---**
How's this, Uncle?
**[13:06] ---**
Great!
**[13:09] ---**
Treat the lucky hair with a lot of TLC.
**[13:13] ---**
Of course, Uncle!
**[13:14] ---**
And to finish up, please do you-know-what.
***SIGN*** Hair Tonic
***SIGN*** Super-potent
***SIGN*** Super-potent Hair Tonic
**[13:17] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu's special
super-potent hair tonic!
**[13:20] ---**
Read the directions thoroughly
**[13:24] ---**
before using this product!
**[13:25] ---**
Or, like, talk clearly, idiot?
**[13:28] ---**
Don't slur your words, dope!
**[13:31] ---**
Grow big and strong!
**[13:33] ---**
And then call upon good fortune for me!
***SIGN*** Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
**[13:40] ---**
Is this enough, Uncle?
**[13:43] ---**
Put more on!
**[13:46] ---**
Like that?
**[13:47] ---**
Just pour it on!
**[13:50] ---**
Splash!
**[13:51] ---**
More!
**[13:52] ---**
Splash, splash!
**[13:52] ---**
More, more!
**[13:54] ---**
Splash, splash, splash, splash!
***SIGN*** And so, the next day
**[13:57] ---**
And so, the next day...
***SIGN*** Tug
**[14:00] ---**
Ow-ow-ow-ow!
**[14:02] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Rapid Growth
**[14:04] ---**
Look at how long Lucky Hair-chan has gotten!
**[14:08] ---**
Gero gero!
**[14:09] ---**
As long as it is,
**[14:10] ---**
major fortune is sure to drop in on me!
**[14:15] ---**
But wait a second...
**[14:17] ---**
I wonder what kind of
good luck I'm gonna get!
**[14:20] ---**
But when I let it move around carelessly...
**[14:27] ---**
It suddenly got yanked out!
**[14:33] ---**
That's the standard pattern!
***SIGN*** Shiver Shiver Shiver Shiver
**[14:37] ---**
I don't want any part of a
chilling development like that!
***SIGN*** Extra Potato Campaign On Now!!
3 Times More Than Usual!!
**[14:40] ---**
The best thing to do is just stay in my room.
***SIGN*** Production Model Zaku
**[14:42] ---**
It's been a while since
I've built an original kit.
**[14:51] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[14:52] ---**
Don't neglect the tub cleaning!
***SIGN*** Stuck
***SIGN*** Gong
**[14:57] ---**
Hey, Lady Natsumi!
**[14:59] ---**
How are you gonna make this up to me?!
**[15:01] ---**
Lucky Hair-chan got caught in this!
**[15:04] ---**
Just pull it out!
**[15:06] ---**
I can't!
**[15:07] ---**
There's glue on it!
**[15:09] ---**
Instant glue!
***SIGN*** Instant Glue
**[15:10] ---**
That's right.
**[15:12] ---**
A long time ago, even Gundam models
were put together with glue.
**[15:16] ---**
Well, I don't care, anyway!
**[15:18] ---**
The point is, don't forget to clean the tub!
**[15:22] ---**
Sheesh! At least close the door!
**[15:27] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[15:28] ---**
Right now, Lucky Hair-chan is
more important than anything.
***SIGN*** Gero Gero Gero Gero
**[15:32] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[15:34] ---**
I don't have to worry about
anyone bothering me in here!
**[15:37] ---**
I'm going to stay in here
until fortune visits.
**[15:41] ---**
Lucky Hair-chan is growing steadily,
**[15:44] ---**
and the cuticles are shiny!
**[15:46] ---**
Grow even longer and stronger!
***SIGN*** Confined to the Bathroom for 5 Hours
**[15:53] ---**
This is boring.
***SIGN*** Slip
***SIGN*** Splish...
**[15:59] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Number 1 Number 2
**[16:01] ---**
Number 2!
**[16:04] ---**
O-Oh, no!
**[16:06] ---**
This is the harbinger of
a worst-case scenario!
**[16:09] ---**
Since it's come to this...
**[16:11] ---**
...I swear I'll protect Lucky Hair-chan!
**[16:28] ---**
S-Somehow I protected Lucky Hair-chan!
**[16:32] ---**
It's grown this long,
so good fortune is no doubt coming...
**[16:39] ---**
That was close...
***SIGN*** Bubble Gum
**[16:42] ---**
Bubble gum.
**[16:43] ---**
What?!
**[16:44] ---**
No, you don't!
***SIGN*** We're Proud of the Flavor
***SIGN*** Yakitori
**[16:48] ---**
Yakitori
***SIGN*** Far-infrared
Radiation
**[16:49] ---**
and far-infrared radiation.
**[16:51] ---**
Tch! A creep like you...
**[16:53] ---**
Oh, no you don't!
**[16:54] ---**
Not on my watch!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo, 3rd Street -> Inner-Tokyo Station
**[17:02] ---**
Wait! Lucky Hair-chan!
**[17:06] ---**
What's that?
**[17:08] ---**
When did that happen?!
***SIGN*** Lucky Hair-chan
**[17:10] ---**
Th-There are too many dangers in town.
**[17:13] ---**
I've got to get back home, fast.
**[17:18] ---**
Intruder detected.
**[17:19] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:19] ---**
Intruder detected.
**[17:20] ---**
Gero!
**[17:21] ---**
Eliminate immediately.
**[17:21] ---**
Gero gero!
**[17:22] ---**
Eliminate immediately.
**[17:27] ---**
S-Seriously?
**[17:31] ---**
Hey, what is this?!
***SIGN*** Gero!
**[17:38] ---**
Gero!
**[17:46] ---**
Sarge isn't here?
**[17:48] ---**
That is right!
**[17:50] ---**
He has not come back to the base or his room.
**[17:53] ---**
That is strange.
**[17:55] ---**
Where did he wander off to,
after not cleaning the bathtub?
**[17:59] ---**
Don't tell me something happened to Uncle!
**[18:03] ---**
All right!
**[18:04] ---**
Let's look for him!
**[18:09] ---**
Lucky Hair-chan...
**[18:11] ---**
Lucky Hair-chan...
**[18:17] ---**
Now how is this a lucky hair in any way?
***SIGN*** Stuck
***SIGN*** Gong
**[18:21] ---**
Only bad things have happened
**[18:22] ---**
without any major fortune coming,
**[18:25] ---**
no matter how long I wait!
***SIGN*** Kato Tea
**[18:27] ---**
This hair...
**[18:29] ---**
This hair...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:31] ---**
Enough!
**[18:32] ---**
I don't need it!
***SIGN*** Dangerous Do Not Touch
**[18:39] ---**
No!
**[18:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:45] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[18:47] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:48] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:50] ---**
Keroro-san!
**[18:53] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[18:56] ---**
That's...
**[19:01] ---**
Keroro-san went in there?
**[19:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:04] ---**
Looks like it.
**[19:06] ---**
This area was used for
security system experiments,
**[19:11] ---**
and I believe several traps
are still running.
**[19:15] ---**
There must have been an accident.
**[19:17] ---**
Corporal!
**[19:18] ---**
Let's get in there and save him!
**[19:20] ---**
If we follow this hair,
**[19:22] ---**
it should lead us straight to Sarge!
**[19:24] ---**
But it doesn't look like
it'll be a walk in the park!
**[19:36] ---**
That's...
**[19:37] ---**
...Mr. Sergeant's Lucky Hair-chan!
**[19:39] ---**
I estimate it's nearly 100 km long.
**[19:43] ---**
Better not get too close to it.
**[19:46] ---**
Oh, no...
**[19:47] ---**
What should we do?
***SIGN*** Large Quantity
of Scrap Iron
**[19:56] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[19:57] ---**
I'm sorry for my brother coming
on your land without permission!
**[20:01] ---**
Or, like, lawless trespass?
**[20:03] ---**
That's it!
**[20:04] ---**
I know you'll do something, 556-san!
**[20:10] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
**[20:12] ---**
but I'll live up to your
passionate expectations!
**[20:16] ---**
Good for you, Bro!
**[20:18] ---**
Will it really be okay?
**[20:21] ---**
I don't know...
**[20:26] ---**
Where am I?!
**[20:28] ---**
Lucky Hair-chan,
**[20:29] ---**
would you help me?
**[20:32] ---**
I apologize for saying
I didn't need you before.
**[20:37] ---**
Can you hear me, Keroro?!
**[20:39] ---**
I-Is that 556?
**[20:42] ---**
Sarge! Sarge!
**[20:45] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:46] ---**
Where are you, Sarge?
**[20:48] ---**
If you can hear us, answer!
**[20:50] ---**
I see. A string phone?
**[20:52] ---**
I... I started to fall into a pit,
**[20:56] ---**
and right now, I'm just hanging here.
**[20:58] ---**
Thank goodness. Then you're safe!
**[21:01] ---**
I'm fine!
**[21:03] ---**
My Lucky Hair-chan is a strong lad.
**[21:09] ---**
It looks like my hair tonic worked, huh?
**[21:12] ---**
Or, like, instant effect?
**[21:14] ---**
We'll pull you up now, Sarge.
**[21:16] ---**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Giant Lucky Hair Winding Machine (Manpowered)
**[21:22] ---**
A giant lucky hair winding machine!
**[21:24] ---**
Manpowered.
**[21:25] ---**
It's wonderful that you're
saving someone, brother!
**[21:31] ---**
W-Wait a second! Aren't you
using a little too much force?
**[21:35] ---**
He isn't being saved at all.
**[21:36] ---**
556...
**[21:37] ---**
556!
**[21:39] ---**
If a lucky hair starts growing on you,
**[21:41] ---**
why don't you try cultivating it, too?
**[21:44] ---**
Or maybe that doesn't seem
like such a good idea...
***SIGN*** Gero!
**[21:47] ---**
Gero!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
***SIGN*** Grow big and ROAR!
***SIGN*** Todoroki
**[23:24] ---**
With planetary invasions in the past,
**[23:26] ---**
one rugged individual
could become giant-sized
**[23:28] ---**
and just destroy a famous sightseeing spot.
***SIGN*** Me Too
I'm Envious
Why Always You?
Lucky!
***SIGN*** No No No No
**[23:31] ---**
Good times.
**[23:33] ---**
That aside,
***SIGN*** The First Star Bowl-Ring Tournament
**[23:34] ---**
transform with a police inspector's spoon!
***SIGN*** In Color
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: Crash ☆ Star Bowling Tournament, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: My Super-Decisive Plan, Sir?!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E334 - Keroro: Crash ☆ Star Bowling Tournament, Sir! / Keroro: My Super-Decisive Plan, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JM3N/keroro-crash--star-bowling-tournament-sir--keroro-my-super-decisive-plan-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Emergency Meeting
**[01:33] ---**
Keroro Platoon Emergency Meeting.
**[01:36] ---**
Today!
***SIGN*** Shocking Footage
**[01:37] ---**
I witnessed an astonishing sight, sir!
**[01:41] ---**
N-Natsumi?!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Bowling
**[01:45] ---**
That's...
**[01:46] ---**
...a hostile alien?
**[01:48] ---**
A Kegelian?
***SIGN*** Kegelians (Depiction)
**[01:50] ---**
Kegel!
**[01:53] ---**
Go!
**[01:56] ---**
Gero!
**[02:00] ---**
Yes!
**[02:01] ---**
The foolish Pekoponians were secretly
engaging in military training, sir!
**[02:05] ---**
In order to increase the acceleration
and the destructive power,
**[02:08] ---**
the launching catapult is well-lubricated!
**[02:11] ---**
Live ammunition, vividly scarred
with the marks of harsh training!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Bowling
Thank you for your business.
***SIGN*** Natsumi
Satsuki
Yayoi
**[02:15] ---**
Battle records of the practice session!
**[02:17] ---**
And...
**[02:18] ---**
...targets modeled after
the hostile aliens.
***SIGN*** Kegelians (Depiction)
**[02:24] ---**
I-It can't be...
**[02:26] ---**
Natsumi...
**[02:28] ---**
Yes!
**[02:29] ---**
This is exactly what we would call
***SIGN*** Bowl-Ring
**[02:31] ---**
a bowl-ring battle, sir!
**[02:35] ---**
Keroro: Crash ☆ Star Bowling Tournament, Sir!
**[02:41] ---**
I'm back!
**[02:44] ---**
I got carried away and
played three whole games.
**[02:47] ---**
Muscles aching...
***SIGN*** Click
**[02:58] ---**
Owww...
**[03:01] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[03:03] ---**
Hey, Natsumi-chan.
**[03:05] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[03:07] ---**
I... I'm sorry for intruding!
**[03:09] ---**
Koyuki-chan and Momoka-chan, as well?
**[03:11] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[03:14] ---**
Looks like you're all here, sir.
**[03:16] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:32] ---**
Bowling lanes?
**[03:33] ---**
No...
***SIGN*** Beautiful Challenger
**[03:35] ---**
It is a bowl-ring, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Bowl-Ring
**[03:38] ---**
Let us take this opportunity to settle
once and for all which of us is stronger, ma'am!
**[03:42] ---**
A bowling tournament, huh?
**[03:44] ---**
Sounds interesting.
**[03:46] ---**
I'm in. Let's bet the Earth on it.
**[03:48] ---**
Wh— Saburo-senpai!
**[03:50] ---**
Nothing to worry about.
**[03:52] ---**
Not with you and me on our team.
**[03:55] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[03:57] ---**
Looks like it's settled, ma'am.
**[03:59] ---**
Here we go, then! The Pekopon
All-Star Team vs. the Keroro Stars!
**[04:03] ---**
The First Star Bowl-Ring Tournament
is now underway!
***SIGN*** The First Star ☆ Bowl-Ring Tournament
***SIGN*** In Color
**[04:09] ---**
U-Um...
**[04:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun isn't here...
**[04:13] ---**
Oh.
**[04:14] ---**
No point inviting him.
***SIGN*** No No No No
**[04:16] ---**
No, no, not exercise!
**[04:18] ---**
He'd say that for sure, ma'am.
**[04:20] ---**
You can have this guy, ma'am.
**[04:23] ---**
Dororo!
**[04:25] ---**
That is just fine by me!
***SIGN*** Return Shoes Here
**[04:26] ---**
I must first begin by selecting
a ball suitable for myself.
**[04:29] ---**
The ball is your friend!
**[04:32] ---**
First up, Saburo from the
Pekopon All-Star Team!
**[04:36] ---**
Go!
**[04:38] ---**
Ohh! The ball is tracing
a beautiful curve, and...
***SIGN*** Strike
**[04:43] ---**
Strike!
**[04:44] ---**
Saburo-senpai, you're awesome!
**[04:46] ---**
Amazing!
**[04:48] ---**
Marvelous!
**[04:50] ---**
Impressive.
**[04:51] ---**
Hey...
**[04:52] ---**
Let me go first!
**[04:55] ---**
First up for the Keroro Stars,
Corporal Giroro!
**[04:59] ---**
Huh? Where's your ball?
**[05:02] ---**
Worrying about the enemy is...
**[05:07] ---**
...unnecessary!
**[05:17] ---**
Strike!
**[05:19] ---**
Simple.
**[05:21] ---**
You cheater.
**[05:23] ---**
It seems to be allowed
by the bowl-ring regulations.
***SIGN*** That was legal
**[05:27] ---**
Don't treat this like
your Pekoponian bowling.
***SIGN*** Bowling
***SIGN*** Bowling
Bowl-Ring
***SIGN*** Saburo
***SIGN*** G66 (Giroro)
**[05:31] ---**
Also, there will be no point calculations!
**[05:34] ---**
Strike or no strike!
That's all that counts, ma'am!
**[05:36] ---**
That's stupid!
**[05:40] ---**
Frame 2, Natsumi!
**[05:43] ---**
I dunno what's up with this
"bowl-ring" or whatever...
**[05:45] ---**
I'm just going to play normally!
**[05:47] ---**
Go for it, Natsumi-san!
**[05:52] ---**
Go!
**[05:55] ---**
Ow!
**[05:56] ---**
Is it good?!
**[05:59] ---**
Will it fall?!
**[06:01] ---**
Strike!
**[06:03] ---**
Nice going, Natsumi-chan.
**[06:06] ---**
Huh?
**[06:07] ---**
Your right hand...
**[06:09] ---**
This is my fourth game today...
**[06:11] ---**
It's a little sore...
**[06:13] ---**
Your methods are truly inefficient!
**[06:17] ---**
I will show you a thing or two, ma'am.
**[06:23] ---**
Hey!
**[06:24] ---**
Going inside the lane is a foul!
**[06:26] ---**
Zero points!
**[06:28] ---**
What?! No way?!
**[06:30] ---**
Did I... screw up?
**[06:32] ---**
I'll allow it.
**[06:33] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:34] ---**
Of course you will!
**[06:35] ---**
I'll just keep going...
**[06:38] ---**
Striku-ku!
**[06:44] ---**
So that's what it's like...
**[06:46] ---**
...at the end of the lane.
***SIGN*** Wobble Wobble
***SIGN*** Wobble Wobble
**[06:50] ---**
Frame 3, Momoka!
**[06:54] ---**
Heavy...
**[06:56] ---**
Fuyuki-kun isn't even here...
**[06:59] ---**
Did you say he's not frickin' here?!
**[07:01] ---**
Then why do I...
**[07:02] ---**
...have to put up with this crap?!
**[07:08] ---**
Strike!
**[07:10] ---**
It is my turn next!
**[07:13] ---**
I will use my own ball...
***SIGN*** So jealous Envious
Why only you So lucky
That's mean... Me too
Always you
***SIGN*** So jealous Envious
Why only you So lucky
That's mean... Me too
Always you
**[07:19] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[07:21] ---**
Quit horsing around!
**[07:24] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[07:26] ---**
Jealousy Shot!
**[07:29] ---**
Drop dead!
**[07:32] ---**
Woo! A strike!
**[07:36] ---**
I basically understand how it's done.
**[07:40] ---**
So I just need to topple
all of those gourd-like things, huh?
**[07:43] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan, the ball...
**[07:54] ---**
Ha!
**[07:57] ---**
Eh, works for me.
**[07:59] ---**
I'm up next! Here I go!
**[08:01] ---**
Lady Mois! Kick some butt!
**[08:03] ---**
Nngraragh...
**[08:05] ---**
Look closely...
**[08:08] ---**
Aim well...
**[08:13] ---**
There.
**[08:16] ---**
Now go.
**[08:18] ---**
And deliver judgment upon them.
**[08:27] ---**
Gero!
**[08:27] ---**
Tama!
**[08:34] ---**
S-Strike...
***SIGN*** 723 Momoka Koyuki Saburo 723 Momoka Koyuki Saburo
K66 Tamama Mois G66 K66 Tamama Mois G66
**[08:37] ---**
And so, under these unique rules,
**[08:39] ---**
the game proceeded with
an extraordinary score,
***SIGN*** 723 (Natsumi)
***SIGN*** K66 (Keroro)
**[08:43] ---**
bringing us now to the last frame!
***SIGN*** Last Frame
**[08:46] ---**
This last ball...
**[08:48] ---**
...will settle things, ma'am!
**[08:50] ---**
Natsumi-san, do your best!
**[08:53] ---**
Leave it to me. I'll get the
last one, like all the others!
**[08:57] ---**
M-My arm...
**[08:59] ---**
Gerori.
**[09:01] ---**
Muscle pain, I see, Lady Natsumi!
**[09:04] ---**
Now's the time to give up, ma'am.
**[09:05] ---**
You must be kidding!
**[09:07] ---**
Natsumi-dono!
**[09:09] ---**
Leave this in my charge!
**[09:12] ---**
The ball is your friend!
**[09:13] ---**
What are you all doing?
**[09:16] ---**
Wait, is this bowling?
**[09:18] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[09:20] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[09:21] ---**
Ah! Let me have a turn, Sis!
**[09:24] ---**
O-Okay...
**[09:26] ---**
Huh?! Wh-What about...
**[09:28] ---**
Gerori.
**[09:29] ---**
If Master Fuyuki throws it,
it's going in the gutter for sure!
**[09:32] ---**
We've as good as won, sir!
**[09:35] ---**
Oops-a-daisy...
**[09:36] ---**
This is heavy...
**[09:38] ---**
Whoa there...
**[09:40] ---**
Painful to watch.
**[09:42] ---**
Is he okay?
**[09:43] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun!
**[09:45] ---**
Do your best!
**[09:47] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:48] ---**
Here I go...
**[09:50] ---**
There.
**[09:52] ---**
Ahh, straight into the gutter...
**[09:54] ---**
Gerori.
**[09:56] ---**
...it goes...
**[09:57] ---**
...or not?
**[09:59] ---**
And... its trajectory...
**[10:01] ---**
...after a dizzyingly long amount of time...
**[10:06] ---**
Or, like, twisty turny?
**[10:23] ---**
S-Strike!
**[10:26] ---**
Yay!
**[10:28] ---**
That was amazing, Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:30] ---**
Wh-What the heck?!
**[10:33] ---**
Surprised?
**[10:34] ---**
Gero!
**[10:35] ---**
Fuyuki is always like this.
**[10:38] ---**
Bowling is the one thing
I've never once beaten him at.
**[10:42] ---**
Come on. You're up next.
**[10:44] ---**
You lose if you miss, got it?
**[10:47] ---**
It will be easy for Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Pressure
***SIGN*** Heavy Pressure
**[10:50] ---**
You're dead if you miss.
***SIGN*** Pressure
***SIGN*** Stress
**[10:53] ---**
Or, like, heavy burden?
***SIGN*** Pressure
***SIGN*** Closing In
***SIGN*** Pressure
***SIGN*** THE PRESSURE
**[11:00] ---**
Heavy...
**[11:01] ---**
Huh?
**[11:03] ---**
Was it always this heavy? This ball...
**[11:07] ---**
But who cares about any of that?!
***SIGN*** Slip!
**[11:11] ---**
No!
**[11:25] ---**
Yes!
**[11:27] ---**
A huge victory for Earth's All-Star Team!
***SIGN*** A HUGE VICTORY for Earth's All-Star Team!!
**[11:33] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Muscle pain all over
**[11:34] ---**
Muscle pain all over, sir...
**[11:37] ---**
Don't go *bowl-ring* too much.
**[11:41] ---**
It was a peaceful day.
**[11:43] ---**
Temperature pleasant; humidity moderate.
**[11:46] ---**
But one man here was less than happy.
**[11:52] ---**
Keroro: My Super-Decisive Plan, Sir?!
***SIGN*** Regular Invasion Meeting
**[11:58] ---**
Well, then, let's get our regular
invasion meeting started, sir!
***SIGN*** Empty...
**[12:04] ---**
Empty...
**[12:06] ---**
Huh?
**[12:08] ---**
Tamama-san has urgent business.
**[12:09] ---**
Dororo-san is not attending.
**[12:11] ---**
No response from Giroro-san.
**[12:13] ---**
Or, like, classroom chaos?
**[12:15] ---**
What's wrong with all of you?!
**[12:17] ---**
Don't you have any motivation?!
**[12:19] ---**
Even Kululu is present!
***SIGN*** The Three-Hundred-Thirty-Fourth
Regular
Invasion Meeting
**[12:27] ---**
Open your eyes, you idiot!
**[12:29] ---**
Attendance has been
pretty poor recently, hasn't it?
***SIGN*** Stab
**[12:32] ---**
Ghk!
**[12:34] ---**
Gi-ro-ro-kun...
**[12:38] ---**
It's time for our meeting!
**[12:40] ---**
I thought up a really great operation idea...
**[12:45] ---**
Let's do it together!
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[12:52] ---**
Oh! Giro—
**[12:53] ---**
It's a *waste of time.*
**[13:03] ---**
Hello, Tamama?
**[13:04] ---**
Did you get your stuff done?
**[13:06] ---**
Come over as soo—
**[13:12] ---**
Do-ro-ro-kun!
**[13:15] ---**
What're ya up to?
**[13:17] ---**
Come to our meeting!
**[13:21] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** Only ever when it suits you.
**[13:23] ---**
Only ever when it suits you.
**[13:27] ---**
Who needs Dororo?
**[13:29] ---**
No... I do need him.
**[13:32] ---**
I knew that someday
this day would come, sir.
***SIGN*** The Three-Hundred-Thirty-Fourth
Regular
Invasion Meeting
**[13:36] ---**
The endless series of operation failures...
**[13:38] ---**
The glacial progress of our invasion...
**[13:40] ---**
Amidst all of this,
maybe they... how to say it...
**[13:43] ---**
Uh, basically... I guess...
**[13:46] ---**
They've had enough of you?
***SIGN*** STAB
**[13:52] ---**
Ugh, well, I mean,
you brought it on yourself.
**[13:54] ---**
Kululu...
**[13:56] ---**
Even me... how many of my inventions
got put to some worthless use?
**[14:00] ---**
Don't blame them one bit for getting fed up.
***SIGN*** Doesn't hold back
**[14:04] ---**
You don't hold back, do you?
**[14:05] ---**
Th-Then what should I do?!
**[14:08] ---**
Well, let's see...
**[14:10] ---**
I think we need our leader to
put his body on the line... don't you?
**[14:15] ---**
Put my body... on the line?
**[14:17] ---**
You... do know what I mean, right?
**[14:26] ---**
The actual height is 19.9 m, so...
**[14:31] ---**
...that would make me
about 50 m, I guess, sir?
**[14:35] ---**
Put my body on the line...
**[14:38] ---**
Like, that classic invasion method...
***SIGN*** Grow big and ROAR!
**[14:42] ---**
...grow big and ROAR?
***SIGN*** Todoroki
**[14:44] ---**
But that's...
**[14:51] ---**
Hey, look, it's a Keronian!
**[14:53] ---**
Whoa, lame!
**[14:55] ---**
Growing big and ROARing in this day and age?
**[14:57] ---**
Couldn't he think of anything more modern?
***SIGN*** Guh huh huh huh huh
**[15:05] ---**
So embarrassing! So embarrassing!
**[15:07] ---**
But at this rate,
my position as commander will be...!
**[15:10] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Space Direct Sales
**[15:11] ---**
A package is here for you!
**[15:13] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Gigantic Invasion
**[15:16] ---**
Gigantic Invasion Merchanise Set
(Plum Blossom).
***SIGN*** Merchandise Set (Plum Blossom)
**[15:20] ---**
So... they're telling me to do it?
**[15:22] ---**
It seems so...
**[15:26] ---**
It's a *waste of time.*
**[15:30] ---**
Only ever when it suits you.
**[15:33] ---**
All right, fine!
**[15:35] ---**
I'll just do it, okay?!
**[15:40] ---**
Poink!
**[15:43] ---**
Like this?!
***SIGN*** Fully Equipped!
**[15:45] ---**
Fully equipped!
***SIGN*** Instructions
**[15:47] ---**
Umm.
**[15:48] ---**
This is a Syndrome X meteorite.
***SIGN*** Syndrome X Meteorite
**[15:52] ---**
When you use it, you will
become 100 times larger.
**[15:55] ---**
After use, it will just become pumice.
**[15:58] ---**
100 times...
**[16:00] ---**
55.5 m!
**[16:02] ---**
That feels perfect, sir.
**[16:04] ---**
Or, like, doubled courage?
**[16:07] ---**
I can no longer turn back.
**[16:09] ---**
I'll show you what a man's
invasion looks like!
**[16:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant said he was
going to turn giant?
**[16:17] ---**
Is he really... serious?
**[16:19] ---**
He's already on standby.
**[16:21] ---**
You guys pushed him too far.
**[16:23] ---**
Our scolding worked a bit
too well, it seems...
**[16:26] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[16:28] ---**
I'm all ready over here, sir.
**[16:30] ---**
Listen up, men!
**[16:32] ---**
Burn my bravery into your eyes, sir!
**[16:38] ---**
Okay!
**[16:39] ---**
Prepare to drop Syndrome X meteorite!
**[16:42] ---**
Aim well, ma'am!
**[16:44] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** From me...
**[16:46] ---**
From me...
***SIGN*** ...to Uncle!
**[16:47] ---**
...to Uncle!
***SIGN*** THUD
**[16:55] ---**
***SIGN*** THUD
***SIGN*** THUD
**[17:00] ---**
Syndrome X rays at max output!
**[17:03] ---**
Looks like it worked, commander!
**[17:20] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:22] ---**
It worked!
**[17:23] ---**
Or, like, splendid outlook?
**[17:26] ---**
Mm! Good work, ma'am!
**[17:29] ---**
How's that for you, men?
**[17:31] ---**
Spectacular, Keroro!
**[17:32] ---**
So good! I want to take your place, even!
**[17:39] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[17:41] ---**
What a feeling of superiority!
**[17:43] ---**
Enlarging your body also
expands your heart and mind!
**[17:47] ---**
And leaves room there to reduce the
tension and strain... you see!
**[17:51] ---**
He is horsing around!
**[17:53] ---**
G-Good old stuff is still good, after all!
**[17:57] ---**
I've got a new opinion of you, Keroro!
**[17:59] ---**
I would normally be
too embarrassed to do that!
**[18:04] ---**
Looks like it's working really well, sir.
**[18:06] ---**
Then let's fire one off!
**[18:08] ---**
Let's give it some gusto, sir!
**[18:12] ---**
Whoaaaa!
**[18:13] ---**
Go go go!
**[18:14] ---**
Hold it right there, poyo!
**[18:22] ---**
S-Space police?
**[18:25] ---**
He's breaking the law again, poyo!
**[18:28] ---**
I've caught you red-handed, poyo!
**[18:32] ---**
Th-That's...
**[18:33] ---**
...the Superintendent Spoon?!
***SIGN*** Superintendent Spoon
***SIGN*** Dodonko
**[18:41] ---**
Dodonko!
***SIGN*** Guts
**[18:42] ---**
Guts!
***SIGN*** Maimai
**[18:43] ---**
Maimai! King!
***SIGN*** King
***SIGN*** Poyo!!
**[18:46] ---**
Poyo!
***SIGN*** Fire Mysterious Laser, Sir!!
**[18:48] ---**
Fire mysterious laser, sir!!
**[18:56] ---**
Poyo...
**[18:58] ---**
Gero...
**[19:01] ---**
Poyo!
**[19:14] ---**
Senior Superintendent Poyon,
part of Space Law Enforcement!
***SIGN*** Senior Superintendent Poyon (Science Special Investigatory Body)
**[19:16] ---**
Science Special Investigatory Body.
**[19:19] ---**
Sh-She grew big?!
**[19:22] ---**
You never learn, poyo!
**[19:23] ---**
Keronians are going onto
the blacklist for sure, poyo!
***SIGN*** Space Invasion Act, Article 78
**[19:27] ---**
Space Invasion Act, Article 78,
Gigantic Forms Section.
***SIGN*** "Gigantic Forms Section"
**[19:31] ---**
Except in regions specifying otherwise,
enlargements in excess of 30 times are prohibited!
***SIGN*** Except in regions specifying otherwise, enlargements in excess of 30 times are prohibited.
**[19:37] ---**
Come on. Write your name and address.
**[19:39] ---**
And debit account number, please.
**[19:42] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[19:44] ---**
How severe is it? The punishment...
**[19:48] ---**
You're in excess of 70 times,
**[19:50] ---**
so your invasion license will be
immediately suspended, poyo!
**[19:54] ---**
You have to be kidding me, ma'am!
**[19:56] ---**
I never knew, ma'am!
**[19:59] ---**
Poyo...
**[20:00] ---**
Ignorance is...
**[20:02] ---**
...no excuse, poyo!
**[20:07] ---**
If you resist any more...
**[20:10] ---**
...I'll add on obstruction of
an officer in her duty, poyo!
**[20:14] ---**
I didn't do that, poyo!
**[20:17] ---**
Poyo!
***SIGN*** Potato
**[20:24] ---**
That stupid frog.
He's doing something again.
**[20:30] ---**
It's useless to resist anymore, poyo!
**[20:33] ---**
I told you I'm not!
**[20:37] ---**
That's the notification for
the end of my workday, poyo!
**[20:40] ---**
Time to finish you off, poyo!
**[20:42] ---**
Finish him off?
**[20:47] ---**
Here goes, poyo!
**[20:51] ---**
Stuuuuuupiiiid frooooog!
**[20:57] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi, even you grew big?!
**[20:59] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[21:02] ---**
What is this cheap stuff?
**[21:04] ---**
A set, obviously.
**[21:07] ---**
A set?
**[21:08] ---**
Thought this might happen,
**[21:10] ---**
so I shrunk the commander and the girl down
in advance with my microid-beam.
**[21:14] ---**
Then I chucked 'em into a set.
**[21:17] ---**
You, too.
**[21:18] ---**
Poyo?!
**[21:19] ---**
B-But I'm sure I became big
using my Superintendent's Spoon, poyo!
**[21:24] ---**
Superintendent's Spoon!
**[21:26] ---**
*This?*
**[21:27] ---**
When did you...?!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[21:30] ---**
Beef! Chicken! Seafood! Keema!
***SIGN*** Chicken
***SIGN*** Seafood
***SIGN*** Keema
***SIGN*** Curry
**[21:34] ---**
Curry!
**[21:41] ---**
Noooooo!
**[21:44] ---**
Making yourself big.
Isn't that what everyone dreams of?
**[21:47] ---**
You're under arrest, poyo!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:23] ---**
41 years ago,
**[23:25] ---**
Apollo 11 landed on the moon, and for
two minutes, it lost contact with Earth.
**[23:30] ---**
What did the astronauts see on the
moon's surface during that time?
**[23:33] ---**
Never mind that!
***SIGN*** History-Making Invasion Operation
**[23:35] ---**
Ah, it wasn't me, you know?
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: Move Out,
Commander-Substitute Robot, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: The Moon is Hella Nice, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E335 - Keroro: Move Out, Commander-Substitute Robot, Sir! / Keroro: The Moon is Hella Nice, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWZEK/keroro-move-out-commander-substitute-robot-sir--keroro-the-moon-is-hella-nice-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Working Right Now. Don't Interrupt, Please
**[01:33] ---**
Gundam models, DVDs, computer, games!
***SIGN*** WLAN-Jamming Waves Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed Sealed
**[01:36] ---**
And everything else that
hampers my concentration,
***SIGN*** Sealed
***SIGN*** Sealed
**[01:39] ---**
all sealed away!
**[01:41] ---**
Now! Let's do this!
**[01:43] ---**
Hm? Sarge seems incredibly motivated today.
**[01:47] ---**
Good invasion plans...
**[01:49] ---**
They are born from good environments!
**[01:52] ---**
Since coming to Pekopon,
**[01:54] ---**
I've just had too many
different things to do, sir!
**[01:57] ---**
Mostly unrelated to invasion, I think.
**[02:01] ---**
Now, I've prepared an environment exclusive
of all those things impeding my concentration!
***SIGN*** History-Making Invasion Operation
**[02:08] ---**
It will be the birth of a history-making
invasion operation, sir!
**[02:14] ---**
Keroro: Move Out,
Commander-Replacement Robot, Sir!
**[02:20] ---**
I can feel it...
**[02:22] ---**
I can feel it, sir.
**[02:24] ---**
From the fountain of my imagination,
**[02:27] ---**
fresh ideas never before
thought of are bubbling forth!
**[02:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! Let us play!
**[02:35] ---**
Sortie, Skull Squadron!
**[02:38] ---**
Kakizaki!
**[02:40] ---**
Hey! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[02:42] ---**
I'm working! I told you not to interrupt me!
**[02:51] ---**
My hard-thought idea vanished somewhere, sir.
**[02:55] ---**
Let's try again.
**[02:57] ---**
Let's do this!
**[03:01] ---**
I can feel it...
**[03:02] ---**
I can feel it, sir.
**[03:04] ---**
In this very moment, pouring down
from the far reaches of space,
**[03:07] ---**
like neutrinos, new ideas are
shooting into my head!
**[03:14] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[03:16] ---**
How long have you been there?
**[03:17] ---**
No, more to the point, how did you do that?!
**[03:21] ---**
Couldn't connect, so I came all
the way here on foot, you know.
**[03:25] ---**
Come on, let's do it...
**[03:27] ---**
Our usual dark PictoChat...
**[03:31] ---**
U-Uh... I, uh...
**[03:33] ---**
Some other time, okay?!
**[03:35] ---**
Awwww! Whyyyy?
**[03:37] ---**
Umm, 'cause it's not charged right now!
**[03:40] ---**
Bye!
***SIGN*** Working Right Now. Don't Interrupt, Please
**[03:45] ---**
Okay.
**[03:46] ---**
This time, concentration...
**[03:56] ---**
Gero!
**[03:58] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[03:59] ---**
The latest weapons catalog from HQ
should have arrived by now.
**[04:04] ---**
I told you I'm working today!
**[04:06] ---**
Here! Your catalog!
**[04:08] ---**
Yeah, this is more like it.
**[04:09] ---**
Hand it over when it arrives next time!
**[04:11] ---**
Green dumpling!
**[04:12] ---**
Red manjuu!
***SIGN*** Working Right Now. Don't Interrupt, Please
**[04:16] ---**
This time, concentration, concentration!
**[04:23] ---**
Look, look!
**[04:24] ---**
I found a four-leaf clover!
**[04:28] ---**
Oh? Is something the matter?
**[04:32] ---**
C-Commander-dono! What is the meaning of...?
**[04:35] ---**
So mean!
**[04:38] ---**
I shouldn't have done that to Dororo...
**[04:41] ---**
Or any of the others...
**[04:43] ---**
But... even I want to concentrate...
**[04:48] ---**
I know!
**[04:49] ---**
I'm pretty sure I still had...
***SIGN*** Underfloor Storage
**[04:53] ---**
Secretary-Type Robot "KR02."
***SIGN*** Secretary-Type Robot "KR02"
**[04:56] ---**
I cheaped out and bought the low-price edition
of the cut-down version of the copy version,
**[05:00] ---**
so it never came in useful.
**[05:02] ---**
I wonder if it still works.
**[05:07] ---**
I am a robot. Hello!
**[05:11] ---**
It worked!
**[05:12] ---**
Let's get right to entering my data...
**[05:16] ---**
I see. I see.
**[05:19] ---**
You have a hard life...
**[05:22] ---**
KR02!
**[05:24] ---**
As of now, you are the substitute
commander of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
**[05:28] ---**
Leave it to me, sir.
**[05:30] ---**
Leave it to me, sir.
**[05:33] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[05:35] ---**
Where's the stupid frog?
**[05:37] ---**
I think he's cooped up in his room.
**[05:40] ---**
He said he's busy today
and to leave him alone.
**[05:44] ---**
Suspicious.
**[05:47] ---**
I'm sure he's just up to
no good again as usual.
**[05:53] ---**
Wh-What?
**[05:54] ---**
What's up, Sis?
**[05:57] ---**
Gero?
**[05:58] ---**
S-Stupid frog?
**[06:00] ---**
Not quite...
**[06:02] ---**
Why, hello, members of the Hinata family!
**[06:05] ---**
This is perfect timing, ma'am.
**[06:07] ---**
Commander Keroro is currently busy.
**[06:10] ---**
I will be conducting diplomacy in his stead.
**[06:14] ---**
Yet another suspicious thing...
**[06:16] ---**
Please wait.
**[06:18] ---**
That you immediately
think of me as suspicious
**[06:21] ---**
is a natural result of everything
up until now, and cannot be helped.
**[06:24] ---**
However, we wish to co-exist in a more
harmonious way from now on, ma'am.
**[06:31] ---**
Wh-What? Isn't it a bit late for that?
**[06:33] ---**
As a sign of our ongoing friendship,
**[06:35] ---**
we would like to take on double
our current number of chores.
**[06:38] ---**
And we promise further increases in quality.
**[06:41] ---**
And we will invite the Hinata family on
a trip to the moon, if you would like.
**[06:47] ---**
A trip to the moon? Really?!
**[06:49] ---**
So, I would greatly appreciate
your cooperation.
**[06:52] ---**
A-All right, fine.
**[06:55] ---**
Tell him to come to the kitchen
when he gets hungry.
**[06:58] ---**
Understood.
**[06:59] ---**
Thank you for your cooperation, ma'am.
**[07:02] ---**
You're quite a reasonable substitute!
**[07:05] ---**
A trip to the moon!
**[07:07] ---**
What'll we do?
**[07:08] ---**
Isn't that great?
**[07:10] ---**
Problem handled.
**[07:14] ---**
The heck is this?!
**[07:16] ---**
This is last year's catalog!
**[07:18] ---**
Dratted Keroro. He must have
ordered the wrong one!
**[07:21] ---**
Exactly, Master Corporal Giroro.
**[07:24] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[07:26] ---**
How long have you been behind me?
**[07:29] ---**
I am Commander Keroro's substitute, sir.
**[07:31] ---**
Master Corporal Giroro, you have been
avoiding the overhyped latest weaponry,
**[07:35] ---**
and checking the old-style weapons, correct?
**[07:38] ---**
Uh... I...
**[07:40] ---**
On the battlefield, where force of numbers is power,
**[07:42] ---**
the superiority of the very latest
equipment is uncertain,
**[07:45] ---**
and the best strategy is to employ
the more reliable older type.
**[07:50] ---**
Everything depends upon how you use it.
**[07:52] ---**
This should be no problem for someone with
your ability, correct, Master Corporal Giroro?
**[07:56] ---**
Y-You're right, indeed.
**[07:59] ---**
You're quite a promising
substitute commander.
**[08:04] ---**
Problem handled.
**[08:09] ---**
Even if you overpower the enemy with
technology at the start of an operation,
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[08:12] ---**
if they immediately research it and put
a countermeasure into place, you're done.
**[08:17] ---**
Techs must always be kept well-funded,
**[08:19] ---**
and must have technology prepared
three or four steps ahead.
**[08:23] ---**
You should be capable of doing that.
**[08:25] ---**
Hey, somebody gets it.
**[08:29] ---**
All battlefields eventually boil down
to hand-to-hand combat.
**[08:33] ---**
Your own body is your only weapon.
**[08:36] ---**
The one with the most training will be the
victor and the star of the battlefield.
**[08:40] ---**
And that is you.
**[08:43] ---**
Want half?
**[08:46] ---**
Don't worry so much!
**[08:48] ---**
You're a man, right?
**[08:50] ---**
Things like this happen sometimes!
**[08:52] ---**
Yeah. They do...
**[08:56] ---**
Ohhh! Progress!
**[08:58] ---**
Progress!
**[08:59] ---**
The engine has finally kicked into action!
**[09:01] ---**
I knew I could do it!
**[09:03] ---**
I am as great as I thought, sir!
**[09:07] ---**
If we make the most of each of our
individiual abilities, as mentioned,
**[09:10] ---**
it'll be possible to complete the
Pekopon invasion easily, sir.
**[09:13] ---**
The probability of this operation's success,
calculated by the simulator,
**[09:18] ---**
is 120%.
**[09:20] ---**
Yes!
**[09:21] ---**
We can do it!
**[09:23] ---**
I had totally given up!
**[09:25] ---**
I have been waiting for
someone to tell me that.
**[09:28] ---**
We're counting on you, substitute commander.
**[09:31] ---**
This operation might actually work!
**[09:34] ---**
It is a wonderful operation
that will not harm anyone.
**[09:41] ---**
Everyone! I'm sorry I made you wait so long!
**[09:43] ---**
I'm done!
**[09:44] ---**
The ultimate plan is ready!
***SIGN*** Install and overwrite?
**[09:49] ---**
Install and overwrite?
**[09:52] ---**
Let's get this done!
***SIGN*** Click
**[09:54] ---**
You idiot!
**[09:55] ---**
The substitute commander's operation!
**[09:58] ---**
Ah, good work, sir.
**[10:00] ---**
Take a nice, long rest, sir.
**[10:02] ---**
What have you done, you dumbo?!
**[10:04] ---**
You erased the incredible operation that our
substitute commander thought of for us!
**[10:08] ---**
Come on. Any operation coming out
of this old-style robot's mouth
**[10:11] ---**
can't be worth anything, sir!
**[10:13] ---**
*You* ain't worth nothing!
**[10:15] ---**
Substitute Commander-dono's
invasion operation was marvelous!
**[10:19] ---**
No...
**[10:20] ---**
The Commander's right here, actually...
**[10:23] ---**
What do you mean?
**[10:24] ---**
It'd be impossible to think up an invasion plan
with the cheap chips stuffed into this thing.
**[10:30] ---**
That can't be!
**[10:32] ---**
Yes, yes. You see now?
**[10:34] ---**
Never mind that. Let's look at the plan
I poured my heart and soul into!
***SIGN*** "WE Were Actually The Pekoponians!"
° Change of mindset
° Surprising perspective
**[10:40] ---**
I call it...
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Project!
"WE Were Actually The Pekoponians!"
° Change of mindset
° Surprising perspective
**[10:41] ---**
Operation "*We* Were Actually The Pekoponians!"
**[10:47] ---**
Huh...? What's up?
**[10:49] ---**
Everything has burned out...
**[10:52] ---**
To ash... To ash...
**[10:55] ---**
Hey, Sarge!
**[10:56] ---**
Gero?
**[10:57] ---**
What clothes should we wear
for our moon trip?
**[11:00] ---**
Will you start taking over the chores today?
**[11:03] ---**
You're going to do double
the chores now, right?
**[11:06] ---**
Huh? Moon trip? Double chores?
**[11:09] ---**
What are you talking about, ma'am?
**[11:11] ---**
But you just...
**[11:13] ---**
I really felt like that plan was definitely
going to work when I heard it.
**[11:17] ---**
What in blazes was that thing?
**[11:20] ---**
Beats me.
**[11:22] ---**
The only thing this guy is
capable of with his specs...
**[11:25] ---**
...is "saying things that sound good
to get out of trouble."
**[11:31] ---**
Which means... the invasion plan that the
substitute commander robot came up with...
**[11:35] ---**
...might actually not have been
anything special?
**[11:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:51] ---**
Monsieur Fuyuki!
**[11:55] ---**
Kululu?
**[11:58] ---**
I came to give you your blasted
morning call, my honored guest!
**[12:02] ---**
Guest?
**[12:03] ---**
Please, get off your butt
and get changed, monsieur.
**[12:11] ---**
It's way too early...
**[12:13] ---**
What do you want, Kulu-chan?
**[12:17] ---**
So, ladies and gentlemen, I see that
all of you riff-raff are gathered?
**[12:21] ---**
Then off we go!
**[12:29] ---**
Oh my! Wh-What is this?
**[12:32] ---**
Excuse me! Who said you could make
another one of these weird things?!
**[12:36] ---**
Oh? Could it be you have
forgotten the arrangement?
**[12:39] ---**
Arrangement?
**[12:45] ---**
Where... are we...
**[12:47] ---**
Hinata family, we have arrived!
**[12:51] ---**
We've been expecting you, ma'am!
**[12:53] ---**
Sarge!
**[12:54] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[12:55] ---**
Our guests Hinata Fuyuki-sama, Hinata Natsumi-sama,
and Hinata Aki-sama, I presume!
**[13:02] ---**
Or, like, two-nights three-days?
**[13:04] ---**
Is this... the promise you made that
you'd take us on a trip to the moon?
**[13:09] ---**
Uhh, that's what the substitute commander robot
took it upon himself to promise them earlier.
**[13:14] ---**
Precisely, sir!
**[13:18] ---**
Keroro: The Moon is Hella Nice, Sir!
**[13:36] ---**
This hotel is approximately
350,000 km from Pekopon.
**[13:39] ---**
It is in a great location overlooking
Pekopon and the Sea of Tranquility.
**[13:44] ---**
Ohh! This is nice!
**[13:47] ---**
All rooms come with wireless
Internet as standard.
**[13:50] ---**
Even you city-types who want
to stay permanently connected
**[13:53] ---**
should be very satisfied, sir!
**[13:56] ---**
This is our bathing facility,
equipped with a full all-angles skydome.
**[14:02] ---**
Surrounded by the glitter of the stars,
**[14:05] ---**
take your time in a jacuzzi, sauna,
**[14:07] ---**
or simply an outdoor bath, sir.
**[14:15] ---**
This is our observatory, from which you can gaze
over the moon's main sightseeing spots, sir.
**[14:20] ---**
Using its advanced telescope,
**[14:22] ---**
you can view all kinds of places
on the moon's surface, sir.
**[14:27] ---**
That's the Sea of Serenity,
**[14:28] ---**
and that's the Ocean of Storms!
**[14:31] ---**
Furthermore, if you wear these badges,
**[14:33] ---**
you can take your time enjoying a walk
on the moon's surface, sir.
**[14:37] ---**
Here you are.
**[14:37] ---**
Uhh, this is our guide map.
**[14:41] ---**
Wow, Sarge!
**[14:43] ---**
This is incredible!
**[14:44] ---**
Well, then, I hope you enjoy
an elegant stay here!
***SIGN*** Women's Bath
**[14:50] ---**
It's so nice and quiet here...
**[14:52] ---**
It really is!
**[14:53] ---**
Taking a bath on the moon with
no one around is so extravagant!
**[14:57] ---**
Kero-chan and the rest have really been
thoughtful, haven't they?
**[15:06] ---**
Hey! Keroro! What in blazes is this?!
**[15:09] ---**
How much money did you
spend on this facility?!
**[15:11] ---**
You completely blew all this
month's budget on this!
**[15:15] ---**
Giroro-kun. You understand almost
nothing about running a hotel!
***SIGN*** CRUSHED
**[15:19] ---**
What?!
**[15:21] ---**
If you come to the moon,
you've gotta come to Rich Keron's Moon.
**[15:25] ---**
We have to aim for a hotel that makes our guests
want to talk about it in that way, sir!
**[15:30] ---**
And that's the part you want to
cheap out on, you stupid fool?!
**[15:33] ---**
Seriously, though, those Pekoponians.
**[15:35] ---**
Moon's right next to them, and they haven't
even developed on that properly. Unbelievable.
**[15:40] ---**
Arrows...
**[15:41] ---**
Then why don't we develop
on it ourselves instead?
**[15:45] ---**
Eventually, we will expand this into our
greatest base for the Pekopon invasion, sir!
**[15:49] ---**
First, if we can satisfy the Hinata family,
**[15:52] ---**
and particularly Master Fuyuki!
**[15:57] ---**
Then, through Lady Momoka,
**[15:58] ---**
it won't be impossible to bring in the
involvement of the whole Nishizawa Group!
**[16:02] ---**
And then...
**[16:04] ---**
...the business and the invasion
will be on the orbit to success, sir!
**[16:08] ---**
Our goal: Be the king of space hotels!
**[16:10] ---**
Hmph. Will it really go that smoothly?
**[16:21] ---**
The Soviet Union's *Luna 2* should be
sleeping around here somewhere.
**[16:25] ---**
The first manmade object to touch
the surface of the moon, in 1959.
**[16:32] ---**
I kind of thought of it as tiny,
**[16:34] ---**
but looking at it like this,
the moon is pretty huge.
**[16:37] ---**
There's no way I could see
all of it in a single day.
**[16:43] ---**
Was that... a moon rabbit?
**[16:47] ---**
Couldn't be.
**[17:00] ---**
1969...
**[17:02] ---**
Mankind first set foot on
the surface of the moon.
**[17:07] ---**
This American flag has been standing
upright here for decades!
**[17:11] ---**
Nnnope? Falls down sometimes.
**[17:14] ---**
Is that right...
**[17:19] ---**
There're solar winds, and a bunch of other stuff
you guys don't know about up here.
**[17:25] ---**
There, see? Fell down again.
**[17:27] ---**
That's 'cause you shook it, you dope.
**[17:30] ---**
Hahh... Up it goes.
**[17:32] ---**
Um...
**[17:35] ---**
You're a space flight participant, right?
**[17:37] ---**
Doesn't count, then, I guess.
**[17:39] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[17:42] ---**
I come here to check on the place sometimes.
**[17:45] ---**
Could you be...
an alien watching over Earth?!
**[17:49] ---**
Wwwellll... was at first, I guess.
**[17:54] ---**
How long ago was that?
**[17:57] ---**
When you guys finally came into space.
**[18:00] ---**
1957.
**[18:02] ---**
That was the first artificial satellite
launched by mankind.
**[18:05] ---**
The Soviet Union's *Sputnik 1.*
**[18:07] ---**
Yeah, yeah! That's the one.
**[18:10] ---**
Saw them flying
all over the place after that.
**[18:13] ---**
And then eventually,
they even came to this satellite.
**[18:19] ---**
In 1969,
**[18:21] ---**
the United States of America's *Apollo 11.*
**[18:24] ---**
Everyone who'd been watching
Pekopon loved that one.
**[18:28] ---**
Even guys who never normally sit still
shut up and watched it.
**[18:32] ---**
Well, they were under the protection
of the space police, of course.
**[18:36] ---**
Ohh! So the Pekoponians made it here at last.
**[18:40] ---**
What's this? I... I think I'm gonna cry.
**[18:43] ---**
What're *you* crying for?
**[18:45] ---**
You've been the one watching the Pekoponians!
**[18:49] ---**
That's why! Watching them for this long,
you get to feel for them, y'know?!
**[18:53] ---**
I know how you feel!
**[18:54] ---**
I'm happy, too!
**[18:56] ---**
U-Uhh...
**[18:58] ---**
Revealed here!
**[18:59] ---**
The mystery of Neil Armstrong's
blank two minutes!
**[19:03] ---**
Well, anyway, whether there
was gonna be a fight,
**[19:06] ---**
or a deepened friendship,
**[19:07] ---**
there was a ton of hype for that moment.
**[19:10] ---**
But now look.
**[19:12] ---**
They just stopped turning up.
**[19:15] ---**
Must've been disappointed.
**[19:17] ---**
Most of 'em pulled out of here
and never came back.
**[19:22] ---**
Curious folk like me
are about the only ones left.
**[19:26] ---**
And a few other obsessed guys.
That's about it.
**[19:31] ---**
I don't think we Earthlings
gave up on coming to the moon.
**[19:35] ---**
We're just... taking a little break
for a while, I think.
**[19:40] ---**
That'd make me happy.
**[19:42] ---**
Looks like it was worth my time
coming up here today.
**[19:45] ---**
See ya, Pekoponian.
**[19:47] ---**
Get here on your own next time, eh?
**[20:09] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:11] ---**
Welcome back, sir!
**[20:12] ---**
I'm back!
**[20:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[20:16] ---**
Lady Natsumi... Lady Mom...
**[20:18] ---**
What do you think of the hotel?
**[20:20] ---**
Are you satisfied with your experience?
**[20:23] ---**
Ah, well, you see, Kero-chan...
**[20:26] ---**
Not remotely!
**[20:27] ---**
We weren't able to relax at all!
**[20:30] ---**
Gero?
**[20:32] ---**
Oh! A mom Pekoponian.
**[20:34] ---**
Haven't seen one like that in ages!
**[20:36] ---**
Oh? Are you friends of Kero-chan's?
**[20:40] ---**
Huh. So you came with those Keronians?
**[20:43] ---**
That's no good.
**[20:45] ---**
Doesn't count.
**[20:47] ---**
I don't care!
**[20:48] ---**
Just go away somewhere else!
**[20:51] ---**
Who were those guys?!
**[20:53] ---**
Uh... I have no idea...
**[20:58] ---**
Curious folk like me
are about the only ones left.
**[21:01] ---**
And a few other obsessed guys.
That's about it.
**[21:07] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki, at least,
I believe will have enjoyed the hotel...
**[21:11] ---**
Yeah...
**[21:13] ---**
I've been thinking,
**[21:14] ---**
it might still be a little early for mankind.
**[21:17] ---**
Crushed!
***SIGN*** King of Hotels
**[21:20] ---**
Dreams of being King of Hotels:
crumbled to dust!
**[21:34] ---**
Get here on your own next time, eh?
**[21:41] ---**
Wait just a little bit longer.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodoro... Girogirogirogiro...
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
That assassin from the Galulu Platoon...
Zoriri, was it? Jororo?
**[23:28] ---**
I always forget, you know how it is.
**[23:30] ---**
He's actually more forgettable than Dororo.
**[23:33] ---**
Isn't that... pretty bad?
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Watsushi is here!!
**[23:38] ---**
"Dororo: The Creeping Shadow, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Natsumi: Hinata Family House Tours, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E336 - Dororo: The Creeping Shadow, Sir! / Natsumi: Hinata Family House Tours, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7P18/dororo-the-creeping-shadow-sir--natsumi-hinata-family-house-tours-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:32] ---**
Well, we're deep into the fall.
**[01:36] ---**
See you later!
**[01:39] ---**
Huh?
**[01:41] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[01:42] ---**
Oh, Natsumi-san!
**[01:44] ---**
Are you going somewhere?
**[01:45] ---**
Yes.
**[01:46] ---**
We're going to purify ourselves
with water in the mountains.
**[01:48] ---**
Purify...?
**[01:50] ---**
It's cold water bathing training.
**[01:53] ---**
And so, we shall be gone for a while.
**[01:57] ---**
Please hold on to this in the meantime.
**[01:59] ---**
What is it?
**[02:00] ---**
If Commander-dono does something dangerous,
**[02:02] ---**
summon me with that talisman.
**[02:05] ---**
Thank you for your thoughtfulness.
**[02:07] ---**
Well, see you later!
**[02:09] ---**
Good luck!
**[02:10] ---**
See you!
**[02:14] ---**
Dororo: The Creeping Shadow, Sir!
**[02:20] ---**
Videogame-like videogames don't sell.
**[02:22] ---**
Anime-like anime doesn't sell.
**[02:24] ---**
That's the kind of age we live in.
**[02:27] ---**
There's no guarantee that an invasion-like invasion
would be a really good invasion.
**[02:30] ---**
It's a familiar sight, but... What's this?
**[02:33] ---**
Consumers are the ones who decide.
**[02:33] ---**
It seems there's a minor change
in the mind of the young soldier.
**[02:37] ---**
He dodges the issue by stringing
together meaningless words.
**[02:40] ---**
Then he is no different from
boring adults you find everywhere.
**[02:44] ---**
Am I thinking of Mr. Sergeant
as incredibly trifling right now
**[02:47] ---**
because I am a clever kid?
**[02:51] ---**
Ever since I was little, I have idolized
Mr. Sergeant's legend from "back then."
**[02:57] ---**
I bet it was all just an *urban* legend.
**[03:00] ---**
Is something wrong, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[03:02] ---**
Whether I believe it or not depends on you!
**[03:05] ---**
Is that all you have to say?
**[03:07] ---**
This was nothing but a waste of time.
**[03:11] ---**
What the?!
**[03:12] ---**
My butt?!
**[03:13] ---**
I... I can't move!
**[03:15] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[03:16] ---**
Everyone!
**[03:17] ---**
What's wrong, sirs?
**[03:19] ---**
Long time no see, Sergeant Keroro.
***SIGN*** Galulu Platoon Lance Corporal Zolulu
**[03:23] ---**
Lance Corporal Zolulu of the Galulu Platoon!
**[03:25] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:26] ---**
Everyone's acting strange!
**[03:29] ---**
Right!
***SIGN*** Ignored
**[03:29] ---**
I can see that.
**[03:31] ---**
Oh, he's always forgotten about.
**[03:36] ---**
You're the assassin from Galulu Platoon!
**[03:39] ---**
Your name is, uh...
**[03:42] ---**
A-Anyway, what do you want?!
**[03:45] ---**
That goes without saying.
**[03:47] ---**
My beef is with him alone.
**[03:49] ---**
And this time I won't let you
mindlessly interfere!
**[03:52] ---**
Just wait quietly right here.
**[03:56] ---**
That's right!
**[03:57] ---**
His target is Dororo!
**[04:00] ---**
Dororo is in danger!
**[04:02] ---**
U-Uncle!
**[04:04] ---**
I can't move, either!
**[04:06] ---**
H-He's diabolical!
**[04:08] ---**
That rat!
**[04:09] ---**
How'd he get in here?
**[04:12] ---**
There's no sign that he used
optical camouflage!
**[04:15] ---**
I did not sense his presence at all!
**[04:17] ---**
He appeared without making a sound
**[04:19] ---**
and disappeared without a sound.
**[04:21] ---**
Is that the power of an assassin?!
**[04:24] ---**
So what's his name again?
**[04:42] ---**
Well done, Private 2nd Class Zeroro.
**[04:46] ---**
You've attained the top grades as an
assassin in mind, body, and skills.
**[04:51] ---**
This is too great an honor, Jirara-sama.
**[04:54] ---**
But take heed, Zeroro.
**[04:58] ---**
As you have become our top assassin,
**[05:00] ---**
it is impossible for you to
master the art of the assassin.
**[05:03] ---**
W-What do you mean?!
**[05:05] ---**
I will ask you a question.
**[05:07] ---**
Do you remember
**[05:08] ---**
the people who were behind you
when you couldn't make the top?
**[05:12] ---**
Th-That...
**[05:15] ---**
They disappeared into the darkness
without leaving a memory or record.
**[05:19] ---**
That's an assassin's true state.
**[05:21] ---**
And you're kind.
**[05:26] ---**
From now on, you should make use
of your skills as a common soldier.
**[05:31] ---**
Please, wait!
**[05:32] ---**
Ever since I was little,
people have often forgotten me
**[05:35] ---**
and told me that I didn't have much presence.
**[05:37] ---**
I'm confident in my stealth ability!
**[05:39] ---**
Zeroro...
**[05:41] ---**
An assassin's darkness is
deeper than you can imagine.
**[05:51] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[05:54] ---**
We can't get in our own house like this!
**[05:56] ---**
I know!
**[05:57] ---**
I'll use this!
**[06:02] ---**
Fuyuki-dono is calling me.
**[06:04] ---**
Then something happened, huh?
**[06:06] ---**
I apologize for leaving
before you, Koyuki-dono!
**[06:12] ---**
I-It's no use, Uncle!
**[06:14] ---**
Gero...
**[06:16] ---**
At this rate, Dororo will...
**[06:21] ---**
L-Lady Mois...
**[06:22] ---**
Try to take off your shoes.
**[06:26] ---**
I'm free!
**[06:27] ---**
Or, like, light-bulb moment?
**[06:29] ---**
Lady Mois! Now help me!
**[06:31] ---**
R-Right!
**[06:33] ---**
Ow-ow-ow-ow!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[06:37] ---**
You're free!
**[06:39] ---**
I... I'm going over there.
**[06:41] ---**
Help those two the same way...
**[06:44] ---**
Roger!
**[06:49] ---**
What?!
**[06:50] ---**
An Assassin Zone!
**[06:52] ---**
Who is doing it?
**[06:57] ---**
Dororo!
**[06:58] ---**
You must not touch it!
**[07:00] ---**
This is an assassin's trap
to lure in the enemy.
**[07:04] ---**
Why would it be around our house?!
**[07:06] ---**
I believe it's the act of a fellow assassin.
**[07:09] ---**
And one who is extremely skilled.
**[07:12] ---**
Please inform Commander-dono!
**[07:14] ---**
Tell him not to enter
under any circumstances!
**[07:18] ---**
I suspect I am the sole target here.
**[07:23] ---**
Master of this Assassin Zone! Show yourself!
**[07:26] ---**
It is me you want, is it not?!
**[07:28] ---**
I'm always right behind you!
**[07:33] ---**
Y-You're...
**[07:35] ---**
Our destined duel
**[07:37] ---**
can only be a matter of life and death!
**[07:46] ---**
Nin!
**[07:47] ---**
Cross Halo!
***SIGN*** Cross Halo
**[07:50] ---**
Buckshot!
**[07:59] ---**
So you're going ogre-style, eh?
**[08:00] ---**
Finally a flame has lit inside of you!
**[08:04] ---**
This is what I've been waiting for, Zeroro!
**[08:11] ---**
Kero-oof!
**[08:13] ---**
I thought a hyperdimensional gate
was blocking the way...
**[08:16] ---**
...but what the heck is this?
**[08:19] ---**
Don't tell me Dororo is inside?
**[08:21] ---**
I can't just leave him in there!
**[08:23] ---**
Dororo!
**[08:28] ---**
H-Huh?
**[08:29] ---**
I don't see those two.
**[08:31] ---**
Allow me to explain!
**[08:33] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[08:35] ---**
When fellow assassins fight each other,
**[08:37] ---**
they need power, speed,
**[08:38] ---**
and — most of all — stealth ability.
**[08:42] ---**
In an assassin battle,
**[08:44] ---**
the only evidence of their presence
**[08:46] ---**
are occasional flashes and
destruction in their wake.
**[08:52] ---**
Commanding stealth...
**[08:54] ---**
One thing is needed for it!
**[08:55] ---**
That is a mental state of nothingness!
**[09:00] ---**
Kero! Koro!
**[09:03] ---**
Kero! Koro!
**[09:06] ---**
Kero! Koro!
**[09:09] ---**
Even here, I'm...
**[09:11] ---**
Hey.
**[09:12] ---**
I said hey, transfer student.
**[09:14] ---**
Hey! Dororo!
**[09:16] ---**
Hey!
**[09:18] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[09:19] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[09:21] ---**
You're wide open!
**[09:29] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:35] ---**
Zolu zolu zolu...
**[09:37] ---**
I win.
**[09:38] ---**
I'm number one.
**[09:40] ---**
Now no one will forget my name!
**[09:44] ---**
Including you...
**[09:53] ---**
Lance Corporal Zolulu of the Galulu Platoon.
**[09:57] ---**
This is not your battlefield.
**[09:59] ---**
Return to your post immediately.
**[10:03] ---**
I won't say it twice!
**[10:06] ---**
Ungero...
**[10:11] ---**
Sis!
**[10:13] ---**
It's going back to normal...
**[10:17] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:23] ---**
I said hey, transfer student.
**[10:24] ---**
T-Transfer student? Y-You mean me?
**[10:28] ---**
That's right.
**[10:29] ---**
After all, I don't remember your name yet.
**[10:31] ---**
Um... It's Zeroro!
**[10:34] ---**
I'm Zeroro!
**[10:36] ---**
I'm Keroro!
**[10:37] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[10:39] ---**
Zeroro...
**[10:41] ---**
Ever since that day in our childhood...
**[10:46] ---**
Did I beat you today?
**[10:49] ---**
No, it's not over...
**[10:52] ---**
My name is Lance Corporal Zolulu.
**[10:56] ---**
You committed a military offense.
**[10:57] ---**
Rejoin the main unit immediately.
**[11:00] ---**
Unauthorized action and interference
of detached force activity.
**[11:04] ---**
The punishment will be severe.
**[11:05] ---**
I'm going to put you through the wringer.
**[11:15] ---**
I am grateful, Commander-dono.
**[11:17] ---**
Oh, I didn't do anything.
**[11:20] ---**
He was a strong opponent.
**[11:23] ---**
I believe his name is Zo...
**[11:23] ---**
It's all settled now.
**[11:26] ---**
Uncle!
**[11:28] ---**
I've almost got it!
**[11:30] ---**
Or, like, very stretchy?
**[11:32] ---**
The shock of seeing their comrades like this
**[11:33] ---**
made them forget Zolulu's name again.
**[11:40] ---**
The middle of autumn.
**[11:41] ---**
What's Sergeant Keroro up to now?
***SIGN*** Creak
**[11:47] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Creak
**[11:48] ---**
It's creaking here, too.
**[11:51] ---**
And there's damage here and there.
**[11:54] ---**
I remember Mom saying the house
was 30 years old.
**[11:58] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[12:00] ---**
Yeah?
**[12:01] ---**
I'd like to borrow the house.
**[12:03] ---**
Sure.
**[12:05] ---**
Just be sure to put it back.
**[12:07] ---**
Roger.
**[12:10] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[12:15] ---**
Natsumi: Hinata Family House Tours, Sir!
**[12:20] ---**
There's no way I'm lending you the house!
**[12:22] ---**
You said "sure!"
**[12:24] ---**
I did not!
**[12:26] ---**
You said it!
**[12:27] ---**
No, I didn't!
**[12:29] ---**
Yes, you did!
**[12:30] ---**
No, I did not!
**[12:32] ---**
I got you on tape!
**[12:34] ---**
What are you doing?
**[12:38] ---**
A request from a space TV station?!
**[12:41] ---**
Yes, well...
**[12:45] ---**
Anyway, give me a break!
**[12:48] ---**
Last time, it turned out to be fake,
**[12:50] ---**
and the broadcast was nuts, remember?!
**[12:52] ---**
Actually...
**[12:54] ---**
...the ratings from that time...
**[12:56] ---**
...were out of this world, apparently.
**[12:59] ---**
Unexpected trouble on a laid-back show...
**[13:03] ---**
I guess they got a huge response.
**[13:06] ---**
Ratings?! You've gotta be kidding me!
**[13:08] ---**
Do you know how much of
a pain that was for us?!
**[13:11] ---**
Of course, since I am a member of the
Hinata household after a fashion.
**[13:15] ---**
But I can't refuse.
**[13:17] ---**
When I saw those ratings...
**[13:20] ---**
I need to prepare the house,
**[13:22] ---**
so you'll have to clear out
for about a night.
**[13:24] ---**
W-Wait a second!
***SIGN*** Recorded
**[13:26] ---**
You said "sure!"
**[13:28] ---**
Sure.
**[13:29] ---**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[13:31] ---**
I've already arranged the inn.
**[13:33] ---**
So I'm borrowing the house!
**[13:35] ---**
You're not gonna listen to me, are you?!
**[13:38] ---**
That was incredibly one-sided...
**[13:41] ---**
And so,
**[13:43] ---**
from this moment on,
**[13:44] ---**
we're giving our full cooperation for
the space TV station's show taping
**[13:48] ---**
by doing rush renovations
to the Hinata house.
**[13:51] ---**
Hey...
**[13:52] ---**
Did you really get permission
from Natsumi and Fuyuki?
**[13:55] ---**
Hush your mouth!
**[13:56] ---**
No worries!
**[13:57] ---**
I got her explicit permission!
**[14:00] ---**
You did not!
**[14:02] ---**
I've had it up to here with space TV!
**[14:04] ---**
I'm gonna put a stop to this,
even if I have to tie him up!
**[14:06] ---**
Now, I'll explain the renovation plan.
**[14:10] ---**
First, we'll install a floor heating system.
**[14:12] ---**
And then we'll create a beautiful,
bright space.
**[14:16] ---**
It'll just have to have a man-cave-type room.
**[14:19] ---**
And a jet bath!
**[14:23] ---**
That's all!
**[14:23] ---**
The crew is arriving tomorrow,
**[14:26] ---**
so everything needs to be done by then!
**[14:28] ---**
We have to do it!
**[14:31] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[14:32] ---**
I mean, making that many
renovations to the Hinata house?
**[14:35] ---**
I don't think they'll like it.
**[14:37] ---**
Going by the usual pattern...
**[14:40] ---**
True. I wonder what Natsumi-dono
is going to say.
**[14:43] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[14:45] ---**
...Lady Natsumi said it
was okay to use the house.
**[14:51] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi!
**[14:55] ---**
C-Certainly... I did say you
could borrow the house...
***SIGN*** Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[15:00] ---**
Th-That can't be helped.
**[15:03] ---**
But you're only borrowing it.
**[15:05] ---**
You have to give it back.
**[15:06] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[15:08] ---**
There, see?
**[15:10] ---**
Sis, you're sure it's okay
to let them borrow the house?
**[15:13] ---**
W-Well, there's no harm, once in a while...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
Kulukulukulukulu...
Tamatamatamatama...
Dorodorodorodoro...
Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodoro... Girogirogirogiro...
**[15:23] ---**
Or, like, total union?
***SIGN*** Bang-bang-bang-bang
**[15:26] ---**
And so, major renovations
on the Hinata house began.
***SIGN*** Tap-tap-tap
***SIGN*** Bang-bang-bang-bang
***SIGN*** Whir
***SIGN*** Tap-tap-tap
***SIGN*** Bang-bang-bang-bang
***SIGN*** Whir
***SIGN*** Tap-tap-tap
**[15:34] ---**
So,
**[15:35] ---**
what show is coming to film here?
**[15:38] ---**
Gero!
**[15:39] ---**
*Atanabe Watsushi's Space Fortress Assault.*
**[15:42] ---**
Do you know it?
**[15:43] ---**
What?!
**[15:44] ---**
*Space Fortress Assault,* you said?!
***SIGN*** Atanabe Watsushi's
**[15:47] ---**
*Atanabe Watsushi's Space Fortress Assault.*
***SIGN*** Space Fortress Assault
**[15:54] ---**
The show where Atanabe Watsushi
**[15:56] ---**
attacks a nice family's
impregnable stronghold,
**[15:59] ---**
using his wild instincts
**[16:00] ---**
and carefully-trained body
**[16:02] ---**
to break through it?!
***SIGN*** K
**[16:06] ---**
That's right. I love that show.
**[16:09] ---**
On top of that, this episode
isn't gonna be sent on to HQ.
**[16:13] ---**
In other words, catch this.
**[16:16] ---**
This is all mine?!
**[16:18] ---**
Seriously?! I almost feel guilty!
***SIGN*** Pure Profit
**[16:20] ---**
Pure profit.
**[16:22] ---**
It sounds like fun!
**[16:23] ---**
Let's stop Watsushi together!
**[16:26] ---**
Sure!
**[16:27] ---**
The more obstacles, the higher the ratings!
**[16:36] ---**
The inn.
**[16:37] ---**
Make yourselves at home!
**[16:38] ---**
With all your might!
**[16:39] ---**
Don't be shy!
**[16:40] ---**
I'm gonna sleep, one step ahead!
**[17:02] ---**
F-Finished...
**[17:04] ---**
S-Somehow, we made it in time.
**[17:08] ---**
There's still a little time
**[17:10] ---**
before they film the show.
**[17:13] ---**
Well, I can take a little...
**[17:16] ---**
Good ni...
**[17:21] ---**
You got us up so early, Sis.
**[17:24] ---**
After all, I'm curious.
**[17:26] ---**
We'd better check on them.
**[17:29] ---**
As long as it doesn't look too
different at a glance, I guess...
**[17:34] ---**
Huh? Somehow...
**[17:36] ---**
...it doesn't look especially different.
**[17:39] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[17:40] ---**
You can't make that many changes
in the space of a single night, right?
**[17:43] ---**
R-Right...
**[17:45] ---**
I'm kind of disappointed.
**[17:46] ---**
But maybe the inside is really different.
**[17:50] ---**
Zzzzz...
**[17:52] ---**
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
**[18:00] ---**
It doesn't seem any different.
**[18:03] ---**
That's strange.
**[18:04] ---**
Even though I let them borrow it...
**[18:08] ---**
S-Sis!
**[18:11] ---**
What is this?!
**[18:12] ---**
Floor heat-seeking explosives
operating normally.
***SIGN*** Floor Explosives
***SIGN*** Floor Heating
**[18:15] ---**
Not "heated floor,"
***SIGN*** Floor Heat-seeking
**[18:16] ---**
but "heat-seeking floor explosives."
**[18:23] ---**
What's this room?
**[18:25] ---**
It's blinding!
**[18:28] ---**
Sunlight charge 100%.
**[18:33] ---**
Laser cannon operating normally.
**[18:36] ---**
Hey... This is...
**[18:38] ---**
Stupid frog! This isn't
what you talked about!
***SIGN*** Bright Space
**[18:40] ---**
Not a "beautiful, bright space,"
***SIGN*** Bright Laser Cannon
**[18:42] ---**
but a "bright laser cannon."
**[18:50] ---**
This is currently a
very popular pet in space,
**[18:52] ---**
a space dog Pleiades Terrier!
***SIGN*** Pleiades Terrier (female, 3 years old)
**[18:55] ---**
G-Give me your claw...
**[19:00] ---**
Cute doggy operating normally.
**[19:06] ---**
What should I do?! The door...
**[19:10] ---**
A door over there!
**[19:12] ---**
Saved!
**[19:20] ---**
Who the heck are you?
**[19:22] ---**
Where did you find out about this place?
**[19:24] ---**
Man-cave-type room operating normally.
**[19:27] ---**
This is nothing like I imagined!
**[19:30] ---**
I can't take it!
**[19:34] ---**
No!
**[19:37] ---**
Various surprising devices
operating normally.
**[19:47] ---**
Whirlpool...
**[19:53] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[19:55] ---**
This looks normal.
**[20:09] ---**
Jet bath operating normally.
**[20:11] ---**
The bath will return to its ship after
successfully performing acrobatic maneuvers.
**[20:15] ---**
I hate this kind of jet bath!
**[20:21] ---**
I slept well.
**[20:23] ---**
They should be here soon.
**[20:25] ---**
We almost overslept.
**[20:27] ---**
I cannot wait for the live broadcast!
**[20:33] ---**
Huh? That's strange.
**[20:35] ---**
We're right on time.
**[20:38] ---**
Come on, this is a live broadcast!
**[20:40] ---**
Too bad. Should we just film anyway?
**[20:43] ---**
All right, let's go!
***SIGN*** *Atanabe Watsushi's Space Fortress Assault*
**[20:45] ---**
*Atanabe Watsushi's Space Fortress Assault.*
**[20:48] ---**
It's starting!
**[20:50] ---**
Good morning, everyone.
**[20:52] ---**
Atanabe Watsushi here.
**[20:54] ---**
Today, the lovely fortress
that I'll be assaulting
**[20:57] ---**
is the Keroro residence, home to Keroro-san,
a soldier who is working hard to invade
**[21:02] ---**
the remote planet of Pekopon.
**[21:04] ---**
The owner is Sergeant Keroro.
**[21:05] ---**
Then there are
his four humorous subordinates,
**[21:08] ---**
and the family of three
that was captured on the spot.
**[21:12] ---**
What kind of lovely fortress is it?
**[21:14] ---**
Let's go right inside.
**[21:17] ---**
What's this? Someone's coming to greet us?
**[21:19] ---**
Hello! I'm Atanabe Watsushi...
**[21:22] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[21:25] ---**
Somebody!
**[21:26] ---**
Turn off the camera! Turn it off!
***SIGN*** Please stand by.
***SIGN*** Please stand by.
**[21:38] ---**
You little twerps...
***SIGN*** Gwaaaaa!
**[21:44] ---**
In that instant,
**[21:45] ---**
the ratings for the show
spiked into the stratosphere.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
The ultimate invasion plan,
invading with super deluxe chuck rib!
***SIGN*** Snack
Charcoal Beef
**[23:27] ---**
To aim for perfection, fieldwork is required,
**[23:29] ---**
so the cost of grilled meat
comes out of the budget.
**[23:32] ---**
That aside,
**[23:33] ---**
I love seeds like from sunflowers!
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: Flowers for Algernainon, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Giroro: Oh! Moomilk, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
**[23:43] ---**
These two stories! How's that?! Ge-gero!
# E337 - Keroro: Flowers for Algernainon, Sir! / Giroro: Oh! Moomilk, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PVE8/keroro-flowers-for-algernainon-sir--giroro-oh-moomilk-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
In a person's daily life,
**[01:33] ---**
there's hardly ever any cause
to let out a scream.
**[01:36] ---**
Except possibly when...
**[01:40] ---**
Natsumi!
**[01:41] ---**
Are you okay?
**[01:44] ---**
This is...
**[01:46] ---**
What happened, Sis?!
**[01:48] ---**
Look at this!
**[01:52] ---**
Ketchup?
***SIGN*** Authentic Curry
***SIGN*** Ketchup
**[01:54] ---**
All the ingredients for dinner,
that I only just bought...
**[01:57] ---**
Who in the world could
have done this, ma'am?!
**[02:00] ---**
A mouse... maybe?
**[02:03] ---**
We've never had mice around here before!
**[02:05] ---**
You have had aliens and ghosts, though.
**[02:08] ---**
Peace!
**[02:09] ---**
Ugggghhh no no no...
**[02:11] ---**
Mice really creep me out...
**[02:13] ---**
Mice, eh...
**[02:19] ---**
Keroro: Flowers for Algernainon, Sir!
**[02:27] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[02:28] ---**
Judging from Lady Natsumi's
terrified look earlier,
**[02:31] ---**
I think I can use mice
for the Pekopon invasion, sir.
**[02:33] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[02:34] ---**
That will not do.
**[02:37] ---**
Dororo! You were here?
**[02:40] ---**
Since ancient times, mice have been held
as sacred and a symbol of disaster.
**[02:44] ---**
If you interfere with them carelessly,
**[02:45] ---**
it is said you will bring
terrible calamity upon yourself.
**[02:49] ---**
That's a Pekoponian
superstition, isn't it, sir?
**[03:09] ---**
You pests... aren't gonna...
get away with this!
**[03:15] ---**
Stupid frog! What are you thi—
**[03:20] ---**
M-Miiiiice!
**[03:22] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[03:24] ---**
Sarge! Over there, over there!
**[03:25] ---**
Take that! Take that!
**[03:26] ---**
Nooo!
**[03:27] ---**
Do something!
**[03:28] ---**
Take that! Take that!
**[03:37] ---**
Everyone to battle stations!
**[03:39] ---**
We will now commence an operation
to destroy those guys completely!
**[03:42] ---**
We will eradicate them entirely, sir!
**[03:44] ---**
Uh, who are "they," exactly?
**[03:46] ---**
Those blasted mice who've infiltrated
the Hinata House Area, sir!
**[03:49] ---**
They...
**[03:51] ---**
Of all things, they...
**[03:52] ---**
...messed with my "soul"!
**[03:55] ---**
I won't have mercy on a single one, sir!
***SIGN*** Flames of Rage
**[04:00] ---**
Mice?
**[04:02] ---**
Getting worked up over a
small Pekoponian creature...
**[04:05] ---**
My honorable leader,
I will have no part in this.
**[04:08] ---**
Taking the life of a Pekoponian creature...
**[04:10] ---**
I let my emotions get the better of me,
**[04:12] ---**
and used some very dirty words just now!
**[04:15] ---**
I would like to take this opportunity
to apologize unreservedly!
**[04:18] ---**
If total destruction is off the cards,
we'll capture them,
**[04:20] ---**
make them a sub-unit to our platoon,
**[04:23] ---**
and force them to do hard labor for us, sir.
**[04:26] ---**
For example... yes...
**[04:28] ---**
They will carry the milk
for school lunch duty!
***SIGN*** It hurts your fingers...
***SIGN*** It sucks if the bottles break...
**[04:31] ---**
That definitely was heavy
and a pretty tough job...
***SIGN*** Ke Ke Ke Ke Ke
**[04:38] ---**
Excuse me!
**[04:39] ---**
Tch.
**[04:40] ---**
Chicken...
**[04:42] ---**
Uncle!
**[04:43] ---**
The search for the mice has succeeded!
**[04:45] ---**
See the monitor!
**[04:50] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[04:51] ---**
Why are the mice gathering
around Kululu's lab?
**[04:55] ---**
Well, uh, it is the most kitchen-like place
that our underground base has.
**[05:00] ---**
Because he's always making curry.
**[05:03] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[05:04] ---**
Respond!
**[05:05] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[05:06] ---**
It's no good. The lines are severed.
***SIGN*** Brain-Boosting
Snacks
**[05:13] ---**
We've no choice.
**[05:14] ---**
Isolate the third level
where Kululu's lab is, ma'am.
**[05:18] ---**
Uncle, it's no good!
**[05:19] ---**
Access from here has been cut off!
**[05:21] ---**
What?!
**[05:26] ---**
Kululu...
**[05:27] ---**
Don't tell me the mice have...
**[05:28] ---**
We have no choice but to exterminate them.
**[05:31] ---**
Let's go, Tamama.
**[05:33] ---**
O-Okay!
**[05:34] ---**
Gero...
**[05:35] ---**
Uncle!
**[05:36] ---**
I'll go to the manual override system!
**[05:43] ---**
Th-This is gonna be okay, right?
**[05:46] ---**
They're only mice, after all, sir.
**[05:55] ---**
Even if we cannot communicate through language,
we should still be able to share feelings.
**[05:59] ---**
Come out, little mice!
**[06:05] ---**
Ah! So you came out, little mouse!
**[06:08] ---**
Ah, please, wait!
**[06:11] ---**
Little mouse!
**[06:20] ---**
Nooooooo!
**[06:25] ---**
Dear me.
**[06:27] ---**
A mouse is not even useful for a warm-up.
**[06:31] ---**
I want to get this cleared up right away,
and go back to eating sweets.
**[06:37] ---**
Graaah! Come out, mice-pests!
**[06:41] ---**
Lucky!
**[06:42] ---**
This must be a reward for
all my good behavior!
**[06:46] ---**
Thank you for the foo—
**[06:51] ---**
No matter who my opponent is,
**[06:53] ---**
with precise knowledge of their nature,
**[06:55] ---**
events will unfold exactly as I imagine them.
**[06:57] ---**
That is the shortest path
to completion of a mission.
**[07:03] ---**
Just as expected.
**[07:05] ---**
Good!
**[07:05] ---**
One down!
**[07:12] ---**
Th-This was...
**[07:14] ---**
...unexpected!
**[07:19] ---**
Wh-What's going on, sir?
**[07:21] ---**
How can our platoon fall to mere mice?
**[07:25] ---**
Lady Mois! Turn back at once, ma'am!
**[07:31] ---**
J-Jamming?
**[07:33] ---**
Who in space could be jamming our signal?
**[07:37] ---**
What in the world...
**[07:39] ---**
...are we fighting, sir?
**[07:45] ---**
Umm.
**[07:47] ---**
The manual override is...
**[07:54] ---**
...right in the middle of
the signal from the mice.
**[07:58] ---**
Or, like, crisis moment?
***SIGN*** Pitiful
**[08:06] ---**
Kululu-san?!
**[08:15] ---**
Aahhh, no...
**[08:17] ---**
Ahhhh, no!
**[08:19] ---**
What do I do?!
**[08:21] ---**
He wants to rush to their aid!
But he's too scared to make a move!
**[08:21] ---**
Ahhh, no! Ahhh, no!
**[08:24] ---**
That state of mind seems to be
represented here.
**[08:25] ---**
What do I do?!
**[08:29] ---**
You wanna piece of me?!
**[08:31] ---**
I ain't scared of you pipsqueaks!
***SIGN*** Mouse Trap
**[08:45] ---**
There we go.
**[08:47] ---**
This is going to squish them?
**[08:48] ---**
Oh, no...
**[08:50] ---**
It's useless!
**[08:52] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[08:54] ---**
Hey!
**[08:55] ---**
It's no good if you get caught in them!
**[08:57] ---**
Where did that voice come from?
**[09:00] ---**
That's Mom's voice!
**[09:04] ---**
Mom!
**[09:10] ---**
You humans are hereby warned.
**[09:13] ---**
This house, and its underground facility,
**[09:15] ---**
will, as of today,
be placed under our control,
**[09:18] ---**
and will become our base of operations,
now that we have achieved a miraculous evolution.
**[09:22] ---**
Who are you?
**[09:23] ---**
We are Neo-Mouse.
**[09:25] ---**
I am the leader, Algernainon.
**[09:28] ---**
I love sunflower seeds.
**[09:30] ---**
The mouse is talking!
**[09:32] ---**
Our first act...
**[09:34] ---**
...will be to take control
of this planet for ourselves.
**[09:38] ---**
You will be informed of what
this means for you tomorrow.
**[09:41] ---**
Look forward to it.
**[09:45] ---**
Dinosaurs...
**[09:46] ---**
Humans...
**[09:47] ---**
And after that... mice?!
**[09:50] ---**
Excuse me!
**[09:50] ---**
Rivals have turned up for you!
**[09:52] ---**
Do something about them already!
**[09:55] ---**
Can't...
**[09:57] ---**
And the next day.
***SIGN*** Shiver Shiver Shiver Shiver
**[09:59] ---**
They're coming...
**[10:00] ---**
They're coming!
**[10:02] ---**
Please spare me!
**[10:03] ---**
Uncle?
**[10:07] ---**
Squeak!
**[10:08] ---**
L-Lady Mois?
**[10:11] ---**
I have a message and a package from the mice.
**[10:16] ---**
I am the mouse Algernainon.
**[10:19] ---**
Our intelligence has at last
surpassed humanity's.
**[10:23] ---**
Nevertheless, we are still mice,
**[10:27] ---**
and we believe that keeping things
that way is our path to happiness.
**[10:31] ---**
In order to be mice once more,
**[10:34] ---**
we will journey in search of a land with
lifeforms of even greater intelligence.
**[10:46] ---**
We leave you a gesture
of our sincere feelings.
**[10:54] ---**
What?
**[10:55] ---**
They're... pretty good guys.
**[11:00] ---**
What the heck was all that?
**[11:03] ---**
But... why did the intelligence of the mice
develop so much so fast?
***SIGN*** Snacks
**[11:07] ---**
Commander told me to develop
an intelligence-boosting drug.
**[11:12] ---**
Docosaheikinasaru acid.
**[11:13] ---**
Looks like the mice ate it.
**[11:16] ---**
Good thing it worked so well.
**[11:20] ---**
So that makes all this your fault again.
**[11:23] ---**
The mice leaving wasn't my fault!
**[11:28] ---**
How intelligent of the mice, to go out on a journey
searching for their own form of happiness!
**[11:33] ---**
On the other hand...
what is the sergeant's happiness?
***SIGN*** Happiness?
**[11:41] ---**
For time immemorial,
humankind has raised livestock,
**[11:45] ---**
and lived while reaping its benefits.
**[11:48] ---**
Pigs.
**[11:49] ---**
Sheep.
**[11:50] ---**
Goats.
**[11:51] ---**
Chickens.
**[11:52] ---**
And... cattle.
**[11:56] ---**
So, as you can see, sir,
**[11:57] ---**
according to my detailed research,
**[12:00] ---**
cattle is the greatest of
Pekoponian livestock, sir.
**[12:04] ---**
Not only are they good for meat,
**[12:05] ---**
but milk, cheese, yogurt...
***SIGN*** Yogurt
**[12:07] ---**
Even their skin is used for shoes and bags.
**[12:10] ---**
Or, like, multi purpose?
**[12:12] ---**
In other words!
**[12:14] ---**
To Pekoponians,
**[12:15] ---**
cattle are indispensible creatures, sir!
**[12:18] ---**
I see.
**[12:19] ---**
If we could bring them under our own control,
**[12:21] ---**
we'd be able to grasp an easy victory.
**[12:24] ---**
It is a brilliant idea!
**[12:26] ---**
Uh... no... I was thinking...
what if we became the cows...
**[12:30] ---**
Moo...
**[12:31] ---**
Moooooo.
**[12:32] ---**
Moo...
**[12:34] ---**
Mooooo!
**[12:41] ---**
Giroro: Oh! Moomilk, Sir!
**[12:46] ---**
What? *We* become the cows?
**[12:49] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[12:51] ---**
Once we're cows, the Pekoponians
won't be able to do anything to us!
***SIGN*** Cows will be cows
**[12:54] ---**
They'll just have to sit there
and be invaded, sir!
***SIGN*** Cackle Cackle Cattle
**[12:58] ---**
I call it...
**[12:59] ---**
Grand Operation
"A Frog in a Cow's Skin," sir!
**[13:02] ---**
What is with this deliberately weird idea?
**[13:05] ---**
Uncle, I think this operation is very cute!
**[13:10] ---**
Or, like, cash-cow tactics?
**[13:12] ---**
You!
**[13:13] ---**
Quit cosplaying and cowing around!
**[13:15] ---**
Moo!
***SIGN*** YOU are the Cow!
**[13:20] ---**
It's been a long time coming!
**[13:22] ---**
It's time to announce the very first
"YOU are the Cow!"
**[13:27] ---**
Tonight's prestigious winner
selected to become a cow is...
**[13:36] ---**
...Corporal Giroro-san!
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro
***SIGN*** Cowporal Giroro
***SIGN*** Congratulations!
**[13:42] ---**
Congratulations!
***SIGN*** YOU are the Cow!
**[13:45] ---**
Congrats!
**[13:46] ---**
Now, the cowing.
**[13:46] ---**
W-Wait a sec!
**[13:48] ---**
Weren't all of us in the platoon
going to become cows?!
**[13:51] ---**
Our surveys came back saying that you were
the most suitable for becoming a cow.
**[13:55] ---**
S-Surveys?
**[13:57] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[13:58] ---**
Nyoookay.
**[14:01] ---**
Just happened to be developing this thing.
***SIGN*** (****)-only Transformation Gun
**[14:02] ---**
My "parenthesis four-stars close-parenthesis-only
transformation Gun."
**[14:05] ---**
Gonna give it a whirl.
**[14:07] ---**
Probability of success?
**[14:09] ---**
Varies by mood?
**[14:16] ---**
My white rice turned into a beef bowl!
**[14:18] ---**
And it comes with a raw egg and miso soup.
***SIGN*** Gyuudon Festival
**[14:21] ---**
So good!
**[14:22] ---**
Uncle?
**[14:23] ---**
Can I have a mouthful?
***SIGN*** Kulunoya
**[14:25] ---**
I took extra care over the taste.
***SIGN*** Snack
Lightly Salted
**[14:27] ---**
Here's a bonus for ya.
***SIGN*** Snack
Charcoal Beef Flavor
**[14:31] ---**
They turned grilled beef flavor!
**[14:35] ---**
Hey, uh... It is safe to point
that at people, right?
**[14:39] ---**
Huh?
**[14:39] ---**
Are you... *scared*... senpai?
**[14:42] ---**
What?!
**[14:43] ---**
I'm no chicken.
**[14:44] ---**
Now do it!
**[14:47] ---**
Roger!
**[14:52] ---**
That was pretty different from before...
**[14:56] ---**
Did it work, sir?
**[14:58] ---**
Mr. Cowporal Giroro!
**[15:06] ---**
I... I guess we can say this one was...
a big success?
***SIGN*** Snacks
Charcoal
**[15:14] ---**
That stupid frog...
***SIGN*** Please
re-do it
**[15:16] ---**
How many times do I have to tell him that plastic
trash and unburnable trash are separate?
**[15:21] ---**
N-Natsumi-san...
**[15:25] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[15:27] ---**
That outfit...
**[15:30] ---**
It's cute!
**[15:31] ---**
Moo!
**[15:32] ---**
No, now's not the time!
**[15:34] ---**
Uncle and the others are in trouble.
**[15:36] ---**
Natsumi-san, please help us.
**[15:38] ---**
Or, like, rescue request?
**[15:41] ---**
Me?!
**[15:45] ---**
What is this?
**[15:47] ---**
A spot of bother.
**[15:49] ---**
A monster got created while we were
getting our operation ready.
**[15:52] ---**
A monster?
**[15:54] ---**
You were planning something
no good again, weren't you?
**[15:56] ---**
For now, I've just about managed
**[15:58] ---**
to keep him trapped in the labyrinth at
the deepest point of the underground base.
**[16:02] ---**
Tamama's fighting back right now,
but I doubt he'll last long.
**[16:06] ---**
What will happen if the monster
gets out of the labyrinth?
**[16:10] ---**
He'll probably be bent on destruction.
**[16:12] ---**
You're the ones who made him
that way, aren't you?!
**[16:14] ---**
No... This was unanticipated.
**[16:17] ---**
Introduced a little bit of a "cattle" factor,
and it just ended up this way.
**[16:21] ---**
Cattle...
**[16:22] ---**
Has horns, goes moo?
**[16:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:25] ---**
Moo!
**[16:27] ---**
I don't really get why cattle, but...
**[16:30] ---**
Anyway, you guys got what you deserved.
**[16:32] ---**
Solve it yourself, please.
**[16:35] ---**
Oh, well.
**[16:36] ---**
Do it.
**[16:36] ---**
Ah! Yes!
**[16:42] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[16:44] ---**
Please, ma'am.
**[16:46] ---**
You're the only one who can
stop that beast, ma'am.
**[16:50] ---**
If he... If Giroro gets outside...
**[16:53] ---**
...things are going to get
really ugly, ma'am!
**[16:55] ---**
The monster is Giroro?!
**[16:59] ---**
F-Forgive me...
**[17:01] ---**
I... voted on the survey, too...
**[17:06] ---**
There's no more need to apologize.
**[17:09] ---**
Thanks to this, my hesitation is gone.
**[17:11] ---**
In place of humanity...
who think themselves in control...
**[17:14] ---**
...I myself will become the ruler.
**[17:17] ---**
Kau kau.
***SIGN*** Hieeeeee!
**[17:21] ---**
What a model invader type of statement...
**[17:24] ---**
Being turned into a bull must have chemically
changed Giroro-senpai's mentality... or, maybe...
**[17:29] ---**
Be careful, ma'am, Lady Natsumi!
**[17:32] ---**
You only get one shot with the
transformation reversal gun.
**[17:34] ---**
You'd better draw him close before you fire.
**[17:37] ---**
And take care of that path-memorizing saucer.
**[17:40] ---**
Otherwise you won't be able
to get outta there.
**[17:43] ---**
Ugh! Quit making weird stuff in my house!
***SIGN*** I apologize for the inconvenience
**[17:47] ---**
Sorry.
**[17:50] ---**
H-Here he is!
**[17:52] ---**
Fast response...
**[18:01] ---**
Where's he coming from?
**[18:03] ---**
**[18:05] ---**
G-Giroro!
**[18:11] ---**
Y-You...
**[18:13] ---**
Lady Natsumi! This is your chance, ma'am!
**[18:16] ---**
Shoot him with the reverser.
**[18:18] ---**
Mooooooooo!!
**[18:22] ---**
I... I caaaaan't!
**[18:24] ---**
Mooo!
**[18:25] ---**
Mooo! Gimme!
**[18:28] ---**
He's way too excited...
**[18:29] ---**
Gimme!!
**[18:30] ---**
Eh... Can't blame him.
**[18:32] ---**
Nooo!
**[18:33] ---**
Mooooo!
**[18:35] ---**
Gimme!
**[18:36] ---**
Mooo, gimme!
**[18:40] ---**
Moooo!
**[18:43] ---**
No way! A dead end?!
**[18:44] ---**
Mooooo!
**[18:47] ---**
Moooo!
***SIGN*** BDOOOOM!
**[18:55] ---**
This is bad!
**[18:56] ---**
The monitors are down!
**[19:02] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[19:03] ---**
Make me into cattle, sir!
**[19:06] ---**
There's no other way, sir!
**[19:08] ---**
If that's what you want, commander,
it's fine by me.
**[19:16] ---**
Moooo!
**[19:24] ---**
Uncle?
**[19:25] ---**
Be careful...
**[19:27] ---**
Or, like, winners' belief?
**[19:30] ---**
Mooo!
**[19:33] ---**
I am a bull.
**[19:35] ---**
We have been relentlessly used...
**[19:38] ---**
Without gratitude from humanity...
**[19:40] ---**
I was thinking about turning the tables
and eating humans myself, but...
**[19:47] ---**
No! I'm not tasty!
**[19:49] ---**
It's strange.
**[19:52] ---**
If it was by you...
I wouldn't mind being eaten.
**[19:57] ---**
Why?
**[19:59] ---**
What are you... to me?
**[20:04] ---**
Sorry.
**[20:05] ---**
Giroro.
**[20:08] ---**
Mooooooooo!
**[20:14] ---**
Well, then. What now?
**[20:16] ---**
Can't count on the commander,
that's for sure.
**[20:19] ---**
Blow the whole labyrinth?
**[20:21] ---**
But leaving it as is wouldn't hurt us
invasion-wise, anyway.
**[20:27] ---**
The monitors are back!
Signal from Natsumi-san!
**[20:35] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[20:37] ---**
Was that okay?
**[20:39] ---**
H-Huh?
**[20:41] ---**
Where's Uncle?
**[20:42] ---**
Huh? I didn't see him...
***SIGN*** Mooooo
**[20:44] ---**
Moooo!
***SIGN*** Mooooo
**[20:46] ---**
Mooooo!
**[20:50] ---**
I'm home!
**[20:51] ---**
Hi, Mom!
**[20:52] ---**
Welcome!
**[20:54] ---**
I'm sorry it got so late.
**[20:57] ---**
Will this be okay for dinner?
**[20:59] ---**
Yes! Hamburgers!
**[21:03] ---**
Thank you, Mr. Cow.
***SIGN*** A few days later...
**[21:08] ---**
Incidentally, as for Sergeant Keroro,
who went to help...
**[21:12] ---**
Mooooo.
**[21:16] ---**
Moooo.
**[21:19] ---**
Mooooo... I want to go back...
**[21:23] ---**
What do we do?
**[21:27] ---**
I am definitely not going.
**[21:31] ---**
Sarge's selfless sacrifice was
completely meaningless, wasn't it?
**[21:37] ---**
In any case,
**[21:39] ---**
we mustn't forget our feelings of gratitude
towards the cows and pigs.
**[21:45] ---**
Moooo. No moooore.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** The Keroro Who Leapt Through Town
***SIGN*** There are Gundam models that we can't wait for.
**[23:22] ---**
I'm Azumaya Koyuki!
**[23:24] ---**
Alisa Southerncross.
**[23:25] ---**
Nevula.
**[23:26] ---**
Huh?
**[23:27] ---**
Nevula-san, what's your family name?
**[23:29] ---**
Huh? Family... name?
**[23:30] ---**
Alisa-san, what's yours?
**[23:31] ---**
Southerncross.
**[23:33] ---**
And Nevula-san, yours?
**[23:34] ---**
Ah, uh...
**[23:35] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:37] ---**
Sea pig!
**[23:38] ---**
"Koyuki: On Halloween, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Koyuki vs. Alisa: Deep-Sea Battle, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E338 - Koyuki: On Halloween, Sir! / Koyuki vs. Alisa: Deep-Sea Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5Z2X/koyuki-on-halloween-sir--koyuki-vs-alisa-deep-sea-battle-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
The season when the scent of
fragrant tea olive can be smelled.
**[01:33] ---**
Autumn brings out a somehow
lonely feeling, doesn't it?
**[01:37] ---**
But that doesn't just apply to us humans.
**[01:40] ---**
Okay!
**[01:43] ---**
Let's go!
**[01:48] ---**
What's that for?
**[01:49] ---**
Oh, right! Today's Halloween, isn't it?
**[01:52] ---**
Halloween?
**[01:53] ---**
Yep.
**[01:54] ---**
It's a festival where kids dress up as monsters
and go around the neighborhood.
**[01:59] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[02:02] ---**
And just like that, they say they'll play a
trick on you if you don't give them treats.
**[02:06] ---**
It's a festival where they
get sweets like that.
**[02:11] ---**
Woooo!
**[02:16] ---**
Invasion or Gunpla!
**[02:18] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[02:19] ---**
Invasion...
**[02:22] ---**
Gero!!
**[02:23] ---**
What are you doing outside like that?!
**[02:26] ---**
Gero!!
**[02:28] ---**
Halloween, huh?
**[02:30] ---**
Sounds like fun!
**[02:34] ---**
Koyuki: On Halloween, Sir!
**[02:40] ---**
Invasion or Gunpla.
**[02:43] ---**
Either I get a free Gundam,
or I get to invade.
**[02:47] ---**
It was a marvelous win-win
invasion operation.
**[02:51] ---**
What part of this is "marvelous"?
**[02:54] ---**
Come on, today's Halloween, you know?!
**[02:56] ---**
The kids are all dressed up all over town!
**[02:59] ---**
This is an insane opportunity!
**[03:02] ---**
Either we have our anti-barriers on,
**[03:03] ---**
or we're wearing our Pekoponian suits.
Those are the only two ways we can go outside.
***SIGN*** The Keroro Who Leapt Through Town
**[03:07] ---**
But now we can go outside *naturally*
without being suspected!
***SIGN*** There are Gundam models that we can't wait for.
**[03:10] ---**
Poor Uncle...
**[03:13] ---**
He even put a zipper on his back...
**[03:16] ---**
I can't play along with this nonsense.
**[03:18] ---**
I have our military training to prepare for.
**[03:20] ---**
I'll work you hard later.
**[03:22] ---**
Grrrr!
**[03:24] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[03:25] ---**
We move to phase 2 of the plan, ma'am!
**[03:27] ---**
Roger!
**[03:28] ---**
Or, like, frenzied despair?
**[03:34] ---**
And then...
**[03:35] ---**
...they go around the neighborhood saying they'll
play tricks on you unless they get treats!
**[03:40] ---**
I wonder if anyone will come to our house.
**[03:43] ---**
Well, who can say...
**[03:45] ---**
Yeah...
**[03:48] ---**
We are deep in the forest.
And we don't have any neighbors.
**[03:52] ---**
Uh... Well... uh, I'm sure it will be fine!
**[03:56] ---**
If we wait with plenty of sweets prepared!
**[03:59] ---**
You think?!
**[03:59] ---**
Yes.
**[04:00] ---**
Well, then, I must ensure we are ready
for the arrival of the children.
**[04:03] ---**
I shall go and acquire
delicious treats for them!
**[04:11] ---**
Ugh, that stupid frog. Nothing good
ever comes out of that mind of his.
**[04:20] ---**
This scent... fragrant olive?
**[04:24] ---**
I wonder if some kids have
come to our place, as well...
**[04:26] ---**
No... I'll get this one.
**[04:32] ---**
I knew it'd be you, Alisa-chan.
**[04:35] ---**
Trick or tori kamameshi.
**[04:40] ---**
T-Tori kamameshi?
**[04:43] ---**
Daddy. I said it just like you told me,
**[04:47] ---**
but Fuyuki's not laughing.
**[04:49] ---**
Was it a little bit difficult
for you, Fuyuki-san?
**[04:52] ---**
I made a little pun on "trick or treat,"
**[04:54] ---**
"tori-kamameshi" being a dish of
chicken, rice, and vegetables.
**[04:57] ---**
I... I see...
**[04:59] ---**
Oh! Alisa-chan! It's great to see you again!
**[05:01] ---**
Did you come to get sweets?
**[05:03] ---**
No. I came to hunt one of
those who lurk in the dark.
**[05:11] ---**
Those who lurk in the dark?
**[05:13] ---**
Umm, your slippers...
**[05:20] ---**
There! Alisa!
**[05:27] ---**
A poltergeist?!
**[05:33] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[05:52] ---**
I lost it...
**[05:57] ---**
Dororo sure is taking a while.
**[05:59] ---**
And no kids are coming, either.
**[06:03] ---**
Here we go!
**[06:08] ---**
Treats... Please...
**[06:11] ---**
Welcome! We've been waiting for you!
**[06:13] ---**
Treats. Please.
**[06:16] ---**
Wait just a little moment.
**[06:17] ---**
Dororo's just coming back with them now.
**[06:21] ---**
If you don't give me treats...
**[06:27] ---**
...I'll play tricks on you!
**[06:41] ---**
If you don't give me treats,
I'll play tricks on you!
**[06:44] ---**
That's pretty good!
**[06:46] ---**
But can you beat me?
**[06:53] ---**
If you don't give me treats,
I'll play tricks on you!
**[07:02] ---**
I'm not gonna lose!
**[07:12] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[07:13] ---**
Ah! Natsumi-san!
**[07:15] ---**
A kid came to our house
asking for treats!
**[07:20] ---**
Azumaya-san, that's not a Halloween kid!
**[07:23] ---**
It's a real monster!
**[07:25] ---**
I know!
**[07:26] ---**
But he came here wanting treats,
**[07:28] ---**
so I have to play with them, human or monster!
**[07:32] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
***SIGN*** Seemingly Sweet But Not Actually Sweet Slightly Sweet Chocolates
**[07:39] ---**
Well, the luxury sweets you see here are
only a small fraction of what I have, of course.
**[07:43] ---**
You can take however many you want.
**[07:47] ---**
I am most grateful, Tamama-dono!
**[07:53] ---**
Gunpla *and* invasion!
**[07:56] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[07:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[07:59] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
Sorry I kept you waiting, sir!
**[08:02] ---**
No, no one was waiting.
**[08:04] ---**
There will be no more mercy, sir!
**[08:06] ---**
Gunpla or invasion...
**[08:08] ---**
I'm done with that soft stuff!
**[08:10] ---**
Gunpla, *and* invasion!
**[08:12] ---**
This is a fearsome invasion robot which
tries to invade even after getting a Gundam model
**[08:18] ---**
Gunpla and invasion!
**[08:21] ---**
And that's not all!
**[08:22] ---**
If I flip this switch...
**[08:25] ---**
Gunpla and invasion!
**[08:28] ---**
Or...
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings (10 per box!)
**[08:29] ---**
...instant dumplings!
**[08:31] ---**
Yes! To sum up,
**[08:32] ---**
Gundam models!
**[08:33] ---**
*And* invasion!
**[08:34] ---**
*Or* instant dumplings!
**[08:36] ---**
So, as you can see...
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings (10 per box!)
**[08:43] ---**
If we can't have either of them,
**[08:45] ---**
we'll get them to buy
instant dumplings instead,
**[08:46] ---**
and at least recover
our development costs.
**[08:51] ---**
Or, like, bargain basement?
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[08:53] ---**
INSTANT DUMPLINGS!
**[08:59] ---**
INSTANT DUMPLINGS!
**[09:03] ---**
H-Huh?
**[09:05] ---**
What? Why are you moving on your own?!
**[09:07] ---**
Forget the instant dumplings already!
**[09:09] ---**
It was just a backup plan!
**[09:12] ---**
INSTANT DUMPLINGS!
**[09:13] ---**
Gerooo!
**[09:24] ---**
They look like they're kind of
enjoying themselves.
**[09:26] ---**
It's like they're really playing.
**[09:33] ---**
Look out!
**[09:37] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[09:49] ---**
Are you okay, Azumaya-san?
**[09:52] ---**
I got beaten.
**[09:54] ---**
Treats.
**[09:57] ---**
I know!
**[09:58] ---**
Let's go and bring him the sweets you made.
**[10:01] ---**
Oh. Yeah. Good idea.
**[10:04] ---**
Okay, then, I'll go see how Dororo is doing!
**[10:09] ---**
Wait inside.
**[10:10] ---**
We'll come right back with
a whole lot of treats!
**[10:13] ---**
Let's all eat them together!
**[10:36] ---**
Found you.
**[10:42] ---**
Time to eat!
**[10:44] ---**
INSTANT DUMPLINGS!
**[10:48] ---**
Don't interfere.
**[10:49] ---**
It won't stop, sir!
**[10:53] ---**
Gero!
**[11:02] ---**
That is but an empty shell now.
**[11:04] ---**
The contents escaped.
**[11:14] ---**
Huh?
**[11:16] ---**
Sorry we took so long!
**[11:17] ---**
We brought treats!
**[11:23] ---**
Maybe he... went home already?
**[11:30] ---**
On Halloween night,
**[11:32] ---**
if you happen to find a real monster...
**[11:34] ---**
...it might be a nice idea to
play with them without being afraid.
**[11:41] ---**
The day after Halloween, November 1st.
**[11:56] ---**
Hey! Giroro!
**[11:58] ---**
What do you think you're playing at, sir?!
**[12:00] ---**
Playing?
**[12:02] ---**
This is not *playing!*
**[12:03] ---**
It is *practice!*
**[12:06] ---**
Incidentally, November 1st is Lighthouse Day.
***SIGN*** Lighthouse Day
**[12:10] ---**
And also Education Day.
***SIGN*** Education Day
**[12:12] ---**
Accordingly,
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Underground Secret Base Simulation Room
**[12:13] ---**
we will be carrying out a special
maritime military training exercise!
**[12:20] ---**
Koyuki vs. Alisa: Deep-Sea Battle, Sir!
**[12:25] ---**
Giroro! Who gave you permission for this?!
**[12:28] ---**
I am the leader here, sir!
**[12:30] ---**
Have you forgotten that I hold authority
over all our training exercises?
***SIGN*** Go nuts.
- HQ
**[12:35] ---**
And I've already filed this with HQ!
**[12:38] ---**
What aggressiveness.
**[12:40] ---**
What's driven him to this?
**[12:41] ---**
He's probably got a lot of stuff
bottled up inside.
**[12:46] ---**
Quit babbling! Let's get this started!
**[12:48] ---**
All right, then.
I'm going to begin the training!
**[12:51] ---**
Or, like, questions later?
***SIGN*** Big Wave Conquering Exercise!!
**[12:55] ---**
Big wave conquering exercise!
***SIGN*** Terrifying!
**[12:57] ---**
Terrifying!
***SIGN*** Torpedo Avoidance Maneuver Training
**[13:00] ---**
Torpedo avoidance maneuver training!
***SIGN*** This is
gonna
haunt me!
**[13:01] ---**
This is gonna haunt me!
***SIGN*** Close Combat Training
**[13:04] ---**
Close combat training!
***SIGN*** Stoooppp
**[13:06] ---**
Stooooopppp!
**[13:08] ---**
Excuse me!
**[13:09] ---**
I have a question!
**[13:12] ---**
Is this really...
**[13:14] ---**
...a simulation?!
**[13:16] ---**
It really doesn't feel like one!
**[13:19] ---**
That would be because I had some authentic
articles from Pekoponian oceans transported here.
**[13:22] ---**
So it was real?!
**[13:24] ---**
This is my style of military training!
**[13:29] ---**
Or, like, real-world thinking?
**[13:32] ---**
Oh! I see it has already gotten underway!
**[13:34] ---**
So you're here, Dororo.
**[13:36] ---**
Unfortunately, this exercise
will be an easy one for you.
**[13:38] ---**
Hello!
**[13:41] ---**
H-Hey!
**[13:42] ---**
This is a military exercise!
**[13:44] ---**
Entry is forbidden to Pekoponians!
**[13:46] ---**
Aw, bend the rules a little...
**[13:48] ---**
It's training, right?
**[13:49] ---**
Let's do it together!
**[13:50] ---**
No!
**[13:51] ---**
Please?
**[13:53] ---**
Fuyuki?!
**[13:54] ---**
Come on, Corporal!
**[13:55] ---**
No, no!
**[13:57] ---**
Today I'm putting my foot down!
**[13:59] ---**
And it's not gonna be moving!
**[14:00] ---**
There's no way my foot is gonna—
**[14:02] ---**
Giroro!
**[14:03] ---**
Yes?! N—
**[14:07] ---**
Please? For me?
**[14:09] ---**
N-Natsumi... you, too?
**[14:12] ---**
Resume exercise!
**[14:14] ---**
Jet skiing!
***SIGN*** (Previously: Torpedo Avoidance
Maneuver Training)
**[14:17] ---**
Surfing!
***SIGN*** (Previously: Big Wave Conquering Exercise)
**[14:19] ---**
Interaction with other creatures!
***SIGN*** (Previously: Close Combat Training)
**[14:23] ---**
My... exercise...
**[14:25] ---**
Soft, very soft.
**[14:29] ---**
It really does not look like they
are doing the same things as us.
**[14:33] ---**
Darn it.
**[14:34] ---**
Corporal Giroro... exploiting the
opportunity to do whatever he wants.
**[14:39] ---**
That's it. We're rebelling.
**[14:41] ---**
We have the numbers advantage!
**[14:43] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[14:46] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[14:47] ---**
Hm?
**[14:48] ---**
Huh?
**[14:53] ---**
Gero!
**[15:10] ---**
20 seconds' walk from home,
and I can be at the ocean.
**[15:14] ---**
Aliens have my gratitude today, at least!
**[15:17] ---**
Thanks, Giroro!
**[15:18] ---**
Don't thank me. I did nothing.
**[15:21] ---**
Where in blazes did they disappear to?!
**[15:29] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[15:31] ---**
M-My legs! I'm being pulled!
**[15:34] ---**
Who...?!
**[15:47] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[15:49] ---**
Or, like, suspect conduct?
**[15:51] ---**
Hey! Is this some kind of joke?
**[15:53] ---**
Treats...
**[15:55] ---**
Treats... please...
**[15:58] ---**
If you don't, I'll play tricks on you...
**[16:02] ---**
Treaeaea...
**[16:03] ---**
If you don't give...
**[16:04] ---**
...play tricks...
**[16:07] ---**
Are you guys still not out of
the Halloween festival mood?!
**[16:10] ---**
This appears to be... something serious...
**[16:12] ---**
Appraisal Sight...
**[16:14] ---**
...is not even necessary...
***SIGN*** Hihihihihihihihihihihi
**[16:16] ---**
He's clearly... strange!
***SIGN*** Strange
**[16:19] ---**
You lost your minds during
the exercise? What failures!
**[16:22] ---**
I'll knock some sense into you!
**[16:24] ---**
Giroro-dono! Hold back!
**[16:26] ---**
Wake up!
**[16:29] ---**
Hold back...
**[16:31] ---**
I *did!*
**[16:37] ---**
Natsumi!
**[16:45] ---**
This is most abnormal!
**[16:46] ---**
Treats... Treats... Treats...
**[16:51] ---**
These aren't Dororo's friends!
**[16:53] ---**
Is there something under here?
**[16:59] ---**
I will not permit you outside!
**[17:02] ---**
I can't turn weapons against them...
**[17:05] ---**
Why is he so strong?
**[17:07] ---**
This is clearly beyond
what we're capable of!
**[17:10] ---**
Tamama-san, please, stop!
**[17:13] ---**
Ahhh, no!
**[17:15] ---**
Not while Uncle's watching!
**[17:17] ---**
Or, like, late-night only?
**[17:20] ---**
Treats...
**[17:27] ---**
This feels like...
**[17:28] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[17:36] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[17:42] ---**
Not this.
**[17:47] ---**
We do not intend to interfere with you.
**[17:50] ---**
The target exists elsewhere.
**[17:55] ---**
Daddy.
**[17:56] ---**
Mm. An underwater battle, huh?
**[17:58] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[18:14] ---**
One who lurks in the dark is below us.
It's very close!
**[18:16] ---**
Stay alert, Alisa!
**[18:19] ---**
I know, Daddy.
**[18:25] ---**
So here it is.
**[18:27] ---**
This prey is far greater
than I was expecting.
**[18:29] ---**
If you don't give me treats,
I'll play tricks on you.
**[18:34] ---**
Looks blubbery and gross.
**[18:36] ---**
I'm the one who's going to be eating it.
**[18:38] ---**
You mocked me...
**[18:40] ---**
You... mocked me!
**[18:45] ---**
Wait!
**[18:49] ---**
You're...
**[18:54] ---**
So it was you!
**[18:57] ---**
Don't interfere!
**[18:59] ---**
Move!
**[19:03] ---**
Stop! No, he isn't like that, he's...
**[19:05] ---**
One who lurks in the dark. Our food!
**[19:12] ---**
It was living in the dark depths of the ocean,
without predators or purpose!
**[19:18] ---**
And both its body and mind
have bloated beyond reason.
**[19:22] ---**
It is on the verge of lurking in the dark!
**[19:24] ---**
There is no need for you to care for it!
**[19:26] ---**
He isn't a bad person!
**[19:28] ---**
He hasn't done anything wrong!
**[19:30] ---**
He was just...
**[19:32] ---**
...just... all alone... for a long time.
**[19:49] ---**
Please, stop!
**[20:07] ---**
Daddy, that's enough.
**[20:09] ---**
Let's stop.
**[20:13] ---**
Alisa...
**[20:15] ---**
Thank you!
**[20:19] ---**
You were feeling very lonely
all alone, weren't you?
**[20:22] ---**
But it's okay now.
**[20:24] ---**
Here. The treats you wanted.
**[20:29] ---**
Treats...
**[20:35] ---**
To think there are still some humans who can
converse with those who lurk in the dark...
**[20:39] ---**
The people here truly are fascinating.
**[20:50] ---**
This is called a sea pig.
**[20:53] ---**
They're funny little creatures that live
deep underwater all around the world.
**[20:57] ---**
Some people think they're cute,
and others think they're freaky, apparently.
**[21:01] ---**
He was in the transported simulation room.
**[21:03] ---**
Must have overheard the commander talking
about Halloween and wanted to go outside.
**[21:11] ---**
So he possessed the pumpkin mask
and went into town.
**[21:16] ---**
Yeah. And then he met Azumaya-san.
**[21:19] ---**
I will return it
to where it originally came from.
**[21:23] ---**
Isn't that great? You can go home!
**[21:30] ---**
Sorry for all the fuss.
**[21:32] ---**
See you, Fuyuki.
**[21:37] ---**
And so their extraordinary and slightly
scary Halloween came to an end.
**[21:43] ---**
Get her to take you to a place
with lots of friends.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
I bought an awesome game!
**[23:26] ---**
It supports 3D and has a real-time mode,
**[23:28] ---**
and lets you enjoy invasion operations
just like the real thing!
**[23:31] ---**
Well? What about here?
**[23:33] ---**
Well? Well?!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
STRIKE!
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: The Red Light of Terror, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Keroro: Invasion Plus-Minus, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Invasion Plus-Minus
**[23:43] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:45] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E339 - Keroro: The Red Light of Terror, Sir! / Keroro: Invasion Plus-Minus, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U38ZJN/keroro-the-red-light-of-terror-sir--keroro-invasion-plus-minus-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Yahoo! Yahoo!
**[01:33] ---**
What's this?
**[01:34] ---**
It seems Natsumi-chan and the sergeant
**[01:36] ---**
are out shopping together — a rare sight.
**[01:39] ---**
That shop really is the best place
to buy Gundam models.
**[01:43] ---**
And now you will keep up your
end of the bargain, right?
**[01:46] ---**
Of course!
**[01:48] ---**
In exchange for taking me out
to buy a Gundam model,
**[01:51] ---**
I cease all invasion activities for a month.
**[01:55] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[01:55] ---**
Let's get home, let's get home!
**[01:59] ---**
Gero!
**[02:04] ---**
Wh-What was that for?
**[02:06] ---**
That was dangerous! Jeez!
**[02:08] ---**
Gero?
**[02:12] ---**
Look, the traffic light.
**[02:14] ---**
You wanna get hit?
**[02:24] ---**
Wh-What kind of orderly society is this?
**[02:27] ---**
The Pekoponians are formidable.
**[02:29] ---**
Well, following traffic signals
is only a matter of course.
**[02:34] ---**
Th-This is...
**[02:39] ---**
Keroro: The Red Light of Terror, Sir!
**[02:46] ---**
That stupid frog's left me exhausted.
**[02:49] ---**
He runs right over to
the toy vending machines
**[02:51] ---**
and when he finds a video game,
he gets engrossed in it, watching along with the kids!
**[02:54] ---**
I'm surprised you can tolerate
hanging out with him, Fuyuki.
**[02:56] ---**
Really?
**[02:58] ---**
We always have a good time together.
**[03:00] ---**
But at least he's promised
not to invade for a while...
**[03:03] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Clang-clang-clang-clang Scratch-scratch-scratch-scratch Rustle-rustle-rustle-rustle Bang-bang-bang-bang
**[03:05] ---**
This area?
**[03:07] ---**
Maybe a little more to the right...
**[03:09] ---**
Gero-gerori!
**[03:11] ---**
Sheesh!
**[03:12] ---**
He has no intention of keeping his promise!
**[03:14] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[03:20] ---**
What is this?
**[03:22] ---**
Gero-gerori...
**[03:32] ---**
Hey, that was dangerous!
**[03:33] ---**
You wanna get hit?
**[03:36] ---**
What's this? Is it okay
to ignore a traffic light?
**[03:41] ---**
Disobeying a traffic light?
I smell a scandal, Natsumi!
**[03:45] ---**
Like I'd obey some traffic light
you clowns made!
**[03:48] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[03:52] ---**
But it's...
**[04:03] ---**
What the heck is this?!
**[04:04] ---**
Sis!
**[04:06] ---**
I can't go to the bathroom like this!
**[04:09] ---**
Just ignore it!
**[04:12] ---**
Easy for you to say...
**[04:16] ---**
I don't wanna ignore a red light!
**[04:19] ---**
I know, right?!
**[04:21] ---**
I don't know if I can hold it!
**[04:23] ---**
Hang in there, Fuyuki!
**[04:26] ---**
Maybe it's about time,
**[04:28] ---**
Lady Mois?
**[04:29] ---**
Okay, Uncle!
**[04:31] ---**
Click!
**[04:33] ---**
Saved!
**[04:37] ---**
Special delivery!
**[04:38] ---**
Coming!
**[04:45] ---**
W-Wait just a moment for it to turn green!
**[04:48] ---**
Excuse me?
**[04:50] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[04:51] ---**
This is working better than I imagined.
**[04:54] ---**
Or, like, instant effect?
**[04:57] ---**
A plan to torture the Pekoponians
**[04:59] ---**
based on one of their own rules!
**[05:01] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:04] ---**
Nonsense!
**[05:05] ---**
It's just a prank!
**[05:07] ---**
Where are you off to in such
a hurry, Corporal Giroro?
**[05:10] ---**
What?
**[05:12] ---**
We invaders and the Pekoponians.
**[05:14] ---**
If we all follow the rules,
**[05:16] ---**
it'll prevent a tragic accident.
**[05:20] ---**
If this plan succeeds,
**[05:22] ---**
we'll install Keron-style traffic lights
all over Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Safe
**[05:26] ---**
We'll make a safe, secure
invaders' paradise...
***SIGN*** Secure
***SIGN*** Invaders' Paradise
**[05:30] ---**
...on Pekopon!
**[05:35] ---**
Oh, no, Uncle!
**[05:36] ---**
It's Natsumi-san!
**[05:37] ---**
Gero!
**[05:45] ---**
I made it this far...
**[05:47] ---**
Watch me, stupid frog!
**[05:52] ---**
This is where it gets real!
**[05:54] ---**
Keron-style sign, stand by!
**[05:56] ---**
Click!
**[05:58] ---**
As long as there isn't a stoplight...
**[06:07] ---**
What's this?
**[06:08] ---**
I've never seen this sign before.
***SIGN*** Keron-style Warning Sign
**[06:10] ---**
Keron-style warning sign.
***SIGN*** Beware Crosswinds
**[06:13] ---**
Beware of crosswinds.
**[06:19] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[06:22] ---**
Gero-gerori!
**[06:24] ---**
Hey, turn off this wind, stupid frog!
**[06:27] ---**
We warned you about it!
**[06:31] ---**
It's your fault for not heeding
the warning, Lady Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Beware Crosswinds
**[06:35] ---**
There's a "beware crosswinds" sign, right?
**[06:39] ---**
Ah, so that's what it meant.
***SIGN*** Weak
***SIGN*** Medium
***SIGN*** Strong
***SIGN*** Maximum
**[06:41] ---**
The wind's gonna get stronger!
***SIGN*** Weak
**[06:45] ---**
No!
**[06:46] ---**
I can't hang on!
**[06:49] ---**
No!
**[06:55] ---**
Um, Natsumi-chan, what are you doing?
**[06:59] ---**
I'm not about to let him beat me!
***SIGN*** Keron-style Warning Sign
**[07:03] ---**
Keron-style warning sign.
***SIGN*** Steep Downward Slope
**[07:05] ---**
Steep downward slope, 72.3 degrees.
**[07:10] ---**
72.3 degrees?!
**[07:13] ---**
But I can't... hold on...
**[07:25] ---**
You're gonna pay for this!
***SIGN*** Keron-style Warning Sign
**[07:31] ---**
Keron-style warning sign.
***SIGN*** Slippery
**[07:33] ---**
Slippery.
**[07:34] ---**
Hey! Enough of this!
**[07:37] ---**
Again, the sign was right there,
**[07:40] ---**
and this is what happens when
you don't pay attention to it!
**[07:42] ---**
Still, Commander-dono,
are you not overdoing it a bit?
**[07:46] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[07:47] ---**
Traffic rules are important
**[07:49] ---**
to ensure a smooth invasion!
**[07:52] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:53] ---**
Natsumi-san made it past
the warning sign zone!
**[07:56] ---**
However, after that...
**[07:59] ---**
Almost there...
***SIGN*** Bullying is Lame
***SIGN*** Dangerous People
***SIGN*** Don't Stop
The Keronian Invasion
***SIGN*** Regulatory Sign Zone
**[08:09] ---**
The Regulatory Sign Zone!
**[08:13] ---**
I can't take it anymore...
**[08:14] ---**
You can't give up!
**[08:21] ---**
Sorry I'm late, Natsumi!
**[08:22] ---**
Mom!
**[08:25] ---**
Fuyuki told me what's going on.
**[08:26] ---**
Hop on!
***SIGN*** Dangerous People
**[08:28] ---**
But with their weird signs,
even a motorbike...
**[08:32] ---**
Look at this!
***SIGN*** Nitro
**[08:34] ---**
Nitro on!
**[08:36] ---**
Emergency vehicle coming through!
**[08:44] ---**
Wait, what is this?!
**[08:48] ---**
You've been outwitted.
**[08:50] ---**
According to traffic law on Pekopon,
**[08:52] ---**
some of the traffic rules don't apply
**[08:56] ---**
to emergency vehicles in motion.
**[08:58] ---**
What?!
**[09:02] ---**
Mom-san's bike is rapidly approaching!
**[09:05] ---**
300 meters to the control room!
**[09:08] ---**
200 meters!
**[09:10] ---**
100 meters!
**[09:15] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:16] ---**
Right!
**[09:19] ---**
Halt!
**[09:22] ---**
Tamama-san, is that...?
**[09:24] ---**
They are phantoms. You must not look.
**[09:30] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting...
**[09:32] ---**
...stupid frog.
**[09:35] ---**
I... I'm not done yet!
**[09:39] ---**
Keron-style indication sign.
**[09:41] ---**
All showdowns except for
baseball are prohibited!
**[09:46] ---**
Uh oh! It looks like Lady Natsumi
is scared to compete with me.
**[09:50] ---**
Is Keroro so good at baseball
that he can have a showdown?
**[09:54] ---**
I'm sure he just said that off the top of
his head, and now he can't take it back.
***SIGN*** Gulp Gulp
**[09:58] ---**
Or, like, total despair?
**[10:01] ---**
Like I'm gonna follow your cooked-up
crackpot rules for the rest of my life?!
**[10:05] ---**
I think you should go with it.
**[10:07] ---**
Playing by the enemy's crazy rules
and still beating them to a pulp!
**[10:11] ---**
That's what shonen manga's all about!
***SIGN*** Editor's Soul
**[10:14] ---**
An editor's soul!
**[10:16] ---**
Come on... You, too, Mom?
**[10:18] ---**
Besides...
**[10:20] ---**
...I have absolute faith
that you'll win, Natsumi.
**[10:24] ---**
Mom...
**[10:26] ---**
Got it!
**[10:31] ---**
All right, bring it on, stupid frog!
**[10:37] ---**
This is a one-ball showdown!
**[10:39] ---**
Just what I was hoping for.
**[10:41] ---**
Super Keroro Golden Special Ball!
**[10:46] ---**
There it is! This pattern!
**[10:48] ---**
If you think you can hit it,
**[10:50] ---**
swing away!
**[11:00] ---**
You...!
**[11:05] ---**
Gero!
**[11:11] ---**
G-Gero...
**[11:13] ---**
All right, stupid frog...
**[11:16] ---**
I just thought of a Natsumi-style sign.
**[11:19] ---**
Gero?
**[11:22] ---**
Does this mean...
**[11:24] ---**
That's right! Gundam models are prohibited!
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[11:28] ---**
Please, anything but that!
**[11:31] ---**
Forget it!
**[11:32] ---**
Let's all follow traffic rules.
**[11:36] ---**
If you don't...
**[11:37] ---**
...you're under arrest!
**[11:41] ---**
That day, Corporal Giroro
was unusually angry.
**[11:45] ---**
Dang you, Keroro!
**[11:46] ---**
Blowing off our weekly invasion meeting!
**[11:48] ---**
He doesn't have enough
self-awareness as a commander!
**[11:52] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[11:53] ---**
If I pass this...
**[11:55] ---**
...that happens, huh?
**[11:57] ---**
I brought Master Fuyuki
over to my side. Now I just
**[12:00] ---**
have to capture my arch-enemy,
Hinata Natsumi.
**[12:03] ---**
After that, I can...
**[12:04] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[12:06] ---**
I'm already aiming for
perfection with the plan,
**[12:08] ---**
preparing so it's airtight.
**[12:10] ---**
D-Don't tell me you're carrying out
an invasion plan on your own?!
**[12:14] ---**
I... I may have had the wrong idea!
**[12:17] ---**
What?
**[12:18] ---**
You were seriously thinking
about the invasion, right?!
**[12:21] ---**
You were, right?!
**[12:24] ---**
I'm hooked on *Invasion Plus-Minus,*
an invasion simulation
***SIGN*** Invasion Plus-Minus
**[12:28] ---**
that's really popular back on Keron.
**[12:31] ---**
Whoa! It keeps you busy when
you're in real-time mode.
**[12:34] ---**
Gero gero!
**[12:36] ---**
Corporal Giroro couldn't say
anything else after that.
**[12:42] ---**
Keroro: Invasion Plus-Minus, Sir!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[12:48] ---**
Sheesh!
**[12:50] ---**
It's inexcusable for him to be so addicted to
that game that he blows off the invasion meeting!
**[12:54] ---**
Nah, have to disagree. Look.
**[12:58] ---**
That game is an incredibly realistic
recreation of an invasion.
**[13:02] ---**
And with 3D graphics on top,
it's selling like hotcakes.
**[13:05] ---**
Actually, there are many cases
of successful invasions
**[13:08] ---**
thanks to doing a dry run with that game.
**[13:12] ---**
What?!
**[13:13] ---**
Maybe I'll start by digging out the
weakness of the hated Hinata Natsumi.
**[13:19] ---**
There!
**[13:22] ---**
Jeez, what are you doing, stupid frog?
**[13:25] ---**
Gero!
**[13:29] ---**
Th-That's 3D graphics for you.
**[13:32] ---**
But I won't give in here.
**[13:35] ---**
There! Poke-poke!
**[13:36] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[13:38] ---**
That tickles!
**[13:43] ---**
The game can accurately recreate
the planet being targeted for invasion,
**[13:47] ---**
as well as the characteristics
of enemy life forms.
**[13:51] ---**
Accurately, you say?
**[13:53] ---**
Have recent games evolved that far?
***SIGN*** Invasion Plus-Minus
**[13:56] ---**
How about it, Giroro-senpai? I have a copy.
**[13:59] ---**
I don't play video games!
**[14:08] ---**
It's worth the pain, since I finally
figured out Hinata Natsumi's weakness.
**[14:12] ---**
There!
**[14:13] ---**
This is it, right? Take that!
**[14:15] ---**
No! Don't poke me there!
**[14:18] ---**
Then how about here?
**[14:20] ---**
How about here?!
**[14:21] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[14:23] ---**
Don't! That tickles!
**[14:24] ---**
Gero gero!
**[14:25] ---**
I have nothing to fear from Hinata Natsumi!
**[14:25] ---**
I can't take it!
**[14:29] ---**
Now that I know the weakness
of the hated Hinata Natsumi,
**[14:33] ---**
I can move on to the invasion plan!
**[14:36] ---**
It says to choose a plan that I like
from the menu options.
***SIGN*** Hidden Camera Plan Involving Something Slimy
**[14:40] ---**
Hidden Camera Plan Involving Something Slimy.
***SIGN*** Rubber Bites Into the Waist Plan
**[14:42] ---**
Rubber Bites Into the Waist Plan.
***SIGN*** Vulcan In That Place Plan
**[14:44] ---**
Vulcan In That Place Plan!
**[14:47] ---**
Even the plans are perfect!
**[14:50] ---**
I can't wait!
**[14:51] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:52] ---**
This plan, that plan...
**[14:52] ---**
I brought over lots of delicious snacks!
**[14:55] ---**
Let us eat these together!
**[14:55] ---**
Choose one...
**[14:57] ---**
I'm busy right now!
**[14:58] ---**
Gong!
**[15:00] ---**
R-Really?!
**[15:02] ---**
You choose a video game over me?!
**[15:06] ---**
Tamama...
**[15:07] ---**
Mr. Corporal...
**[15:08] ---**
Right now, Keroro is desperately
trying to invade Pekopon.
**[15:13] ---**
But it's just a video game.
**[15:15] ---**
Video game or not,
an invasion is an invasion.
**[15:17] ---**
If he succeeds with the invasion in the game,
**[15:21] ---**
it may mature him.
**[15:23] ---**
That's enough!
**[15:25] ---**
The plan failed!
**[15:29] ---**
G-Gero...
**[15:31] ---**
My invasion strength is dwindling...
**[15:34] ---**
But I can't give up here...
**[15:37] ---**
Keroro, I won't say anything.
**[15:40] ---**
Throw everything you've got
into that little reality!
**[15:41] ---**
The upper limit to my invasion
strength has increased!
**[15:44] ---**
That's great, Sarge!
**[15:46] ---**
Thanks to increasing my invasion strength,
**[15:48] ---**
I've succeeded in making an ally
out of Master Fuyuki, too.
**[15:51] ---**
And now it's possible to use
an even higher-level plan.
**[15:54] ---**
After that, the sergeant became
even more devoted to the game.
**[16:00] ---**
The crux of this game is its real-time
element, as the game progresses
**[16:04] ---**
at the same flow of time as real life.
**[16:06] ---**
We're in the bath together.
We're always together!
**[16:09] ---**
Gero gero!
**[16:11] ---**
Hey, stupid frog, what are you doing?!
**[16:17] ---**
The 3D technology is amazing,
**[16:19] ---**
but I'm not going to yield
to violence anymore!
**[16:22] ---**
Is it here?
**[16:24] ---**
There!
**[16:24] ---**
Was it here?
**[16:25] ---**
What are you doing?
**[16:28] ---**
That's great, Sarge!
**[16:30] ---**
My invasion strength has increased again!
**[16:34] ---**
Here? Is it here?
**[16:34] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:36] ---**
How about taking a time out for tea?
**[16:36] ---**
Here? It's here, right?
**[16:38] ---**
Or, like, little breather?
**[16:38] ---**
Here? Here?
**[16:40] ---**
I'm busy right now!
**[16:42] ---**
I have to write an invasion e-mail
to Lady Natsumi!
**[16:46] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[16:48] ---**
You choose Natsumi-san over me?!
**[16:54] ---**
Tamama-san...
**[16:55] ---**
Right now, we both just have
to trust in Mr. Sergeant.
**[16:59] ---**
R-Right.
**[17:04] ---**
As expected, Lady Natsumi is strong.
**[17:07] ---**
But slow and steady wins the race.
**[17:09] ---**
I'll take my time with this...
**[17:12] ---**
How long are you gonna
work on those Gundam models?!
**[17:14] ---**
I... I'm gonna keep making Gundam models!
**[17:21] ---**
Just a little more...
**[17:23] ---**
This feels right.
**[17:24] ---**
Just a little more...
**[17:27] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[17:27] ---**
So she goes to sleep...
**[17:28] ---**
About the nature-related
invasion plan I proposed...
**[17:29] ---**
I do this and that, then...
**[17:32] ---**
Shut up!
**[17:33] ---**
I'm talking to Lady Natsumi with the mic!
**[17:36] ---**
It doesn't help when there's a
stupid racket in the background!
**[17:40] ---**
Racket?
**[17:41] ---**
Stupid racket?!
**[17:43] ---**
So mean!
***SIGN*** October Mon Tues Wed Thurs Fri Sat
**[17:46] ---**
And so, the sergeant's real-time play
went on day after day after day,
**[17:50] ---**
But finally...
**[17:53] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:55] ---**
I did it! I really did it!
***SIGN*** Invasion Strength MAX
**[17:57] ---**
I got the highest possible
Invasion Strength: MAX!
**[18:00] ---**
And at last, I've succeeded
**[18:02] ---**
in making a pawn out of
the hated Hinata Natsumi!
**[18:15] ---**
Please give me any order, Invader-sama.
**[18:18] ---**
I'll do anything you say.
**[18:21] ---**
That's great, Sarge!
**[18:24] ---**
Gero gero!
**[18:25] ---**
First, how about giving me
a shoulder massage?
**[18:28] ---**
Certainly, Invader-sama!
**[18:31] ---**
That's great, Sarge!
**[18:36] ---**
How does this feel, Invader-sama?
**[18:39] ---**
It feels good!
**[18:41] ---**
Next, draw me a bath.
**[18:43] ---**
Yes, Invader-sama.
**[18:45] ---**
It's at just the right temperature,
Invader-sama.
**[18:52] ---**
U-Um...
**[18:53] ---**
If you don't mind,
could we take a bath together
**[18:55] ---**
so I can wash your back?
**[18:59] ---**
That's great, Sarge!
**[19:03] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[19:05] ---**
And so, Hinata Natsumi's capture is complete!
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi: Capture Complete
**[19:08] ---**
That's right, Invader-sama!
**[19:10] ---**
And by eliminating the person
who's the greatest hindrance,
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[19:13] ---**
Pekopon's invasion is also complete!
**[19:16] ---**
That's right, Invader-sama!
**[19:17] ---**
That's great, Sarge!
**[19:20] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant...
**[19:22] ---**
He has finally achieved the invasion!
**[19:25] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:27] ---**
Or, like, purpose realized?
**[19:31] ---**
Made it that far in the game.
Pretty impressive.
**[19:34] ---**
"Racket"...
I'm nothing more than a "racket"...
**[19:37] ---**
Inside a video game or not,
**[19:38] ---**
I've got mixed emotions about
Natsumi being conquered,
**[19:42] ---**
but you did great, Keroro!
**[19:46] ---**
You showed me how your
glorious way of fighting leads to victory!
**[19:52] ---**
Now, the rehearsal is over.
**[19:54] ---**
The time has come to use the same method
**[19:57] ---**
of accomplishment in the game for
the real-life invasion of Pekopon!
**[20:04] ---**
Hey, now that you know
the process of invasion,
**[20:07] ---**
you don't need the video game.
**[20:09] ---**
Come on...
**[20:10] ---**
What are you doing?
**[20:13] ---**
Keroro?
**[20:14] ---**
So, next...
**[20:17] ---**
Invader-sama, I want a cold drink.
**[20:21] ---**
A cold drink?
**[20:23] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[20:25] ---**
As an invader, I have to show
that I'm kindhearted.
**[20:32] ---**
Here you go.
**[20:33] ---**
Thanks. Much appreciated.
**[20:35] ---**
That's great, Sarge!
**[20:38] ---**
Yay!
**[20:38] ---**
What is this?
**[20:39] ---**
Master Fuyuki praised me, too.
**[20:42] ---**
Is there anything else I can
do for you, Lady Natsumi?
**[20:42] ---**
It's an extremely realistic video game, see.
***SIGN*** Conquered
**[20:45] ---**
Just when you think Hinata Natsumi
has been conquered,
**[20:45] ---**
I want to show you my generous side.
So I'll do anything you like.
***SIGN*** Conqueror
**[20:48] ---**
it turns out she's the conquerer.
**[20:54] ---**
Say, Invader-sama, I want to go to Atami.
**[20:58] ---**
Sure. Atami, right?
**[21:00] ---**
I'm happy to serve!
**[21:04] ---**
A-And I had faith in him...
**[21:07] ---**
Or, like, shocking event?
**[21:09] ---**
K-Keroro...
**[21:15] ---**
My hand's shivering so much,
I can barely hold the stylus...
**[21:18] ---**
So how is it, Lady Natsumi?
**[21:21] ---**
Um, it's cold...
**[21:24] ---**
Please make a reservation at the
best inn immediately, Invader-san.
**[21:28] ---**
Okay... Leave it to me.
**[21:33] ---**
After this, the sergeant continued to be
ordered around by the game's Natsumi-chan,
**[21:37] ---**
and they left for a trip around Japan.
**[21:40] ---**
Jeez, you're useless, Invader-sama.
**[21:43] ---**
Yes'm! Termite #1 here.
**[21:46] ---**
That's great, Sarge!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** K Ramen
***SIGN*** Recommended (Special Price)
Jumbo Ramen 750 Yen
Ramen 600 Yen
Menu
**[23:22] ---**
Joriri here!
**[23:23] ---**
Do you know the saying,
"a poor man's side enthusiast?"
**[23:26] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[23:28] ---**
A man living in poverty fantasizes
about devouring side dishes.
**[23:30] ---**
If you ask me, he should just
hang out by the dumpster in back.
***SIGN*** Lonely Ramen
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** K Ramen
***SIGN*** Wait time
5 hours
**[23:33] ---**
There are always leftover fries!
**[23:35] ---**
That aside,
**[23:36] ---**
who wants some Gundam model ramen?
**[23:38] ---**
"Aki: Real Ramen, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Joriri: Fake Ramen, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E340 - Aki: Real Ramen, Sir! / Joriri: Fake Ramen, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK0Q72/aki-real-ramen-sir--joriri-fake-ramen-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Printing
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Printing Inc.
**[01:38] ---**
Somehow I managed to get the
manuscript in on time...
**[01:41] ---**
It was a really close call this time.
**[01:44] ---**
I understand agonizing over ideas, but he
got influenced by too many people's opinions,
**[01:48] ---**
and the work didn't go in
a single cohesive direction...
***SIGN*** Bear With the Flavor
Ramen
**[01:53] ---**
The voices of the fans are important,
of course, but even more so is...
**[01:56] ---**
...to hit them with your conviction that
what you're doing really is fun and interesting.
***SIGN*** Ramen Gyoza
***SIGN*** Noodles
Ramen Alley
***SIGN*** Use
Your
Noodle
***SIGN*** Ramen
Piping Hot Ramen
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Ramen
***SIGN*** Ramen
Fried Rice
Gyoza
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Open
***SIGN*** Ramen
Tsukemen
***SIGN*** Oohashi Ramen
Chinese-Style Soba
**[02:06] ---**
I suddenly realized that I hadn't
eaten for the entire day.
***SIGN*** Open
***SIGN*** Victory
***SIGN*** Victory Ramen
Ramen
**[02:10] ---**
It's strange how you suddenly get hungry
when you release all your tension.
***SIGN*** Open
***SIGN*** Dandan noodles
Ramen
**[02:17] ---**
Half past three right now.
**[02:19] ---**
Middle of nowhen.
***SIGN*** Bargain Lunch Menu
A Set: Ramen + Fried Rice ¥800
B Set: Ramen + Mabo Don ¥800
***SIGN*** Only 20 Available!
Nabeyaki Ramen
Special Gyoza
x 3 ¥300
x 6 ¥500
**[02:21] ---**
Anyway, the job of an editor
has you working crazy hours.
***SIGN*** Open Ramen
**[02:25] ---**
Poor kids...
***SIGN*** Bargain Lunch Menu
A Set: Ramen + Fried Rice ¥800
B Set: Ramen + Mabo Don ¥800
**[02:28] ---**
Hm. Ramen again. Why not?
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** K Ramen
**[02:33] ---**
A cart?
***SIGN*** Bargain Lunch Menu
A Set: Ramen + Fried Rice ¥800
B Set: Ramen + Mabo Don ¥800
**[02:36] ---**
That's unusual.
**[02:38] ---**
Excuse me, are you open already?
**[02:41] ---**
Sure. Welcome!
**[02:44] ---**
Gero!!
**[02:49] ---**
Aki: Real Ramen, Sir!
***SIGN*** Hinata Noodle Shop Ramen
**[02:55] ---**
This place is nicknamed Ramen Street.
**[02:58] ---**
I use it a lot.
***SIGN*** Hakata Ramen
Yummy
***SIGN*** Mendou Shutaro
***SIGN*** Kagoshima Ramen
**[03:01] ---**
I'm pretty sure I've been into
all the ramen places around here.
***SIGN*** K Ramen
**[03:04] ---**
Why is Kero-chan suddenly here?
**[03:07] ---**
Kero-chan—
**[03:09] ---**
No, let's not.
**[03:11] ---**
Asking him would just create complications.
**[03:14] ---**
So you started up a ramen cart.
**[03:16] ---**
Yes... Well... I'm only doing
as I've seen others do.
**[03:20] ---**
Very classic!
**[03:22] ---**
We don't see places like this
around much recently.
**[03:26] ---**
Everyone tells me that.
**[03:28] ---**
But there's nothing wrong with the taste.
**[03:30] ---**
What can I get you?
**[03:32] ---**
Well, let's see...
***SIGN*** Menu
Ramen ¥600
Large Ramen ¥750
Special (Please ask)
**[03:34] ---**
Easy to ask what... But it's the first time I've
been here, so I really don't have a clue.
**[03:39] ---**
And that goes double,
since the cart is run by Kero-chan.
**[03:42] ---**
The special, then, please.
**[03:44] ---**
Sure! One special, coming right up.
***SIGN*** K Ramen
***SIGN*** Menu
Ramen ¥600
Large Ramen ¥750
Special (Please ask)
**[03:47] ---**
Here ya go!
**[03:48] ---**
Whoa, that was fast!
***SIGN*** Gunpramen (¥1200)
**[03:49] ---**
Gunpramen, 1200 yen.
***SIGN*** Gunpramen (¥1200)
Momentarily makes you doubt what
has been placed in front of you.
**[03:52] ---**
Momentarily makes you doubt what
has been placed in front of you.
**[03:55] ---**
Water, free.
***SIGN*** "Water" (free)
**[03:57] ---**
None can tell that the cup
once contained a pudding.
***SIGN*** None can tell
that the cup
once contained
a pudding.
**[04:02] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[04:04] ---**
I cooked it so the firmness is just right
to cut up with chopsticks.
**[04:07] ---**
Put it together before it goes soggy.
**[04:09] ---**
Th-Thanks for the food...
**[04:11] ---**
...assuming it is food...
**[04:23] ---**
It worked.
**[04:24] ---**
You're pretty good, ma'am!
**[04:26] ---**
Sure you haven't done this before?
**[04:27] ---**
Huh? Uh, if you say so...
**[04:30] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:31] ---**
This ramen should win over the Pekoponians!
**[04:35] ---**
Pekoponians love ramen!
***SIGN*** Tasty
Ramen
Data
**[04:37] ---**
No, it wouldn't be an exaggeration
to say they are *in* love with ramen!
***SIGN*** K Ramen
***SIGN*** Wait time
5 hours
**[04:41] ---**
We'll get them addicted to this ramen,
**[04:43] ---**
and use that opportunity to
get the invasion finished in no time!
**[04:46] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[04:49] ---**
You really can make it.
**[04:50] ---**
It's more fun than I thought.
**[04:52] ---**
But I can't get in the mood to eat it.
**[04:57] ---**
Gero?!
**[04:57] ---**
Lady Mom... is there...
something you're unhappy with?
**[05:01] ---**
Um, I wouldn't say unhappy...
**[05:03] ---**
See, I told you that's no good!
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[05:07] ---**
Maybe you should try my ramen
instead of this wannabe's!
**[05:12] ---**
I will also not be beaten!
**[05:14] ---**
I've also tr—
**[05:15] ---**
Ready to be surprised, madam?
***SIGN*** Noodlemeister
Mr. Tamama
**[05:18] ---**
Ramen is about the noodles!
**[05:20] ---**
I made all the noodles into Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** 200% Zoom
**[05:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant ramen, 950 yen.
***SIGN*** Mr. Sergeant Ramen
¥950
**[05:26] ---**
Sarge's face wherever you cut the noodles.
**[05:28] ---**
Puts you off when you lock eyes with him.
***SIGN*** Self-Appointed Artisan
Dororo-kun
**[05:31] ---**
Unperturbed by the label of "ramen,"
**[05:33] ---**
I insisted upon using only the ultimate
in fresh natural ingredients.
**[05:36] ---**
Foliage ramen, 850 yen.
***SIGN*** Foliage Ramen
¥850
**[05:39] ---**
Deliberately withhold the fact that
leveraging nature has actually made it unnatural.
**[05:43] ---**
Is this... environmental destruction?
***SIGN*** In Charge Of Moxie
Shopkeep Giroro
**[05:46] ---**
Soft and weak!
**[05:48] ---**
Ramen ingredients need to be exciting!
***SIGN*** Survival Ramen
¥1500
**[05:51] ---**
Survival ramen, 1500 yen.
**[05:53] ---**
When you look at its blazing flames,
only one thought runs through your mind.
**[05:58] ---**
Too exciting.
**[06:00] ---**
Mine's loaded with vegetables.
***SIGN*** Development Department
Kululu-san
**[06:02] ---**
Full of ingredients
you could probably eat at camp.
***SIGN*** Chunky Curry: ¥900
**[06:06] ---**
Chunky curry, 900 yen.
**[06:08] ---**
When a curry house starts dabbling
in curry as a side menu,
**[06:11] ---**
it's not long for this world.
**[06:16] ---**
What to say...
**[06:18] ---**
I really don't know.
**[06:20] ---**
Well?! How was our ramen?!
**[06:23] ---**
I want you to just come out and say
whatever you're thinking, ma'am!
**[06:27] ---**
Are you sure?
**[06:29] ---**
Okay, then, I will.
***SIGN*** Handmade Ramen
**[06:30] ---**
They're all very novel.
**[06:32] ---**
Overwhelmingly original and unique.
**[06:36] ---**
But these are... fundamentally not ramen.
**[06:40] ---**
Don't try and be fancy.
**[06:42] ---**
I'd want you to hit me with your conviction
that what you're making really is delicious.
**[06:46] ---**
Ah... what am I saying?
**[06:48] ---**
It's like I'm back at work.
**[06:51] ---**
Work has nothing to do with ramen.
**[06:58] ---**
Or something... I'm sorry.
**[07:01] ---**
I'm really a complete novice
when it comes to ramen.
**[07:04] ---**
I understand, ma'am.
**[07:06] ---**
We can't just shamefully slink away.
To do so would spit on the name of K Ramen!
***SIGN*** K Ramen
**[07:10] ---**
Without fail, we will make ramen that
will knock your socks off, ma'am!
**[07:15] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:21] ---**
Why does it always end up this way?
**[07:24] ---**
So!
***SIGN*** "This forced soy flavor" Lonely Ramen
***SIGN*** "Blow,
blow"
***SIGN*** "Yeah,
it's great!"
**[07:26] ---**
We're going to make a new ramen, sir!
**[07:28] ---**
It is the noodles!
**[07:30] ---**
We should put our strength into the noodles!
**[07:32] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[07:33] ---**
If there are no impactful ingredients,
it's nothing more than plain noodles!
**[07:36] ---**
They don't call that ramen!
**[07:38] ---**
No, I believe we should use healt—
**[07:40] ---**
Eh, why not just do a curry?
***SIGN*** Lonely Ramen
***SIGN*** Curry
**[07:42] ---**
Noo, noodles! It must be noodles!
You tomato head!
**[07:45] ---**
Okay, okay!
**[07:47] ---**
You will all be in charge of
your respective fields, sir!
**[07:50] ---**
Got it, sir?!
**[07:55] ---**
Space boar!
***SIGN*** Space Boar
**[07:58] ---**
Darn it!
**[07:59] ---**
This is the greatest char siu
in the universe!
**[08:11] ---**
Ingredient acquired!
**[08:18] ---**
I will redeem myself with
healthy ingredients!
**[08:21] ---**
Space menma.
***SIGN*** Space Menma
**[08:29] ---**
Okay.
**[08:32] ---**
Unbeatably good noodles...
**[08:34] ---**
...are made!
***SIGN*** Space Noodles
**[08:36] ---**
Space noodles.
**[08:46] ---**
Now I've completed a soup
which will silence all doubters, sir!
***SIGN*** Space Whole Chicken Soup
**[08:51] ---**
Space whole chicken soup.
**[08:54] ---**
Wanna eat curry...
**[08:56] ---**
Here ya go!
**[08:58] ---**
Th...
**[08:59] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** Snack Noodles
**[09:01] ---**
Snack noodles!
**[09:02] ---**
Noodles with so much substance,
they can even be eaten as snacks!
***SIGN*** Mr. Tamama
**[09:06] ---**
I made them!
***SIGN*** Space Mononoke Char Siu (produced by Giroro)
**[09:08] ---**
Space mononoke char siu.
**[09:10] ---**
The taste is exquisite!
***SIGN*** In charge: Giroro
**[09:11] ---**
I... I was the one who defeated it.
***SIGN*** Cross-shaped Menma (Supervision: Dororo)
**[09:14] ---**
Cross-shaped menma.
**[09:15] ---**
A gift given out of nature's sacrifice!
**[09:17] ---**
Sacrifice?!
***SIGN*** Artisan Dororo
***SIGN*** Naruto
by Kululu
**[09:19] ---**
Naruto.
**[09:20] ---**
They're not just any regular old naruto. Believe it.
**[09:23] ---**
And the best finishing touch in the universe:
***SIGN*** (Made by Sergeant Keroro) Special Soup
**[09:25] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's special soup!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro (Representing K Ramen)
**[09:29] ---**
How is it?!
**[09:30] ---**
Yes. This is it.
**[09:32] ---**
This is it!
**[09:34] ---**
Gero?
**[09:40] ---**
Thank you for the food.
**[09:43] ---**
Or, like, regal looking?
**[09:45] ---**
Why is she showing such... zeal?
**[09:48] ---**
It is all going to her head!
**[10:14] ---**
We can do this... We can actually do this!
**[10:19] ---**
Our K Ramen...
**[10:22] ---**
...can invade Pekopon, sir!
**[10:28] ---**
We did it!
**[10:30] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[10:31] ---**
H...
**[10:32] ---**
How was it? The taste?
**[10:34] ---**
It was proper ramen.
**[10:37] ---**
Yes!
**[10:38] ---**
But... this is no good.
**[10:41] ---**
This ramen had no *character.*
**[10:44] ---**
No matter how good the
individual ingredients are,
**[10:47] ---**
if all of them are
going in different directions,
**[10:50] ---**
it doesn't have a unified character.
**[10:52] ---**
Gero...
**[10:53] ---**
Even if each individual soldier is skilled,
**[10:57] ---**
they have to unite and work together,
or the strategy won't succeed, right?
**[11:00] ---**
I see...
**[11:02] ---**
So that's how it is, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Firm-Noodle, Rich-Broth Ramen
**[11:04] ---**
Each of us was just working
in our own direction.
**[11:07] ---**
The scales have fallen from my eyes!
**[11:09] ---**
It's important to become a cohesive unit.
**[11:13] ---**
Keroro Platoon,
**[11:14] ---**
now is the time we must unite,
**[11:16] ---**
and this time, make the ultimate ramen, sir!
***SIGN*** K Ramen
**[11:19] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:23] ---**
I'd love to see your conviction again.
**[11:27] ---**
Although... don't they have to invade?
**[11:31] ---**
It goes without saying that they delved
even deeper into the way of ramen,
**[11:34] ---**
and forgot completely about what they were
supposed to be doing for their invasion.
**[11:47] ---**
Okay!
**[11:49] ---**
Somehow, I made it through another day.
**[11:53] ---**
It was a really close call this time.
**[11:57] ---**
It's good that they both
have their own opinions,
**[11:59] ---**
but it's not good to get too heated.
**[12:03] ---**
There's something wrong with kids these days.
**[12:05] ---**
Always about themselves.
**[12:08] ---**
I'd like them to have the humility to
lend an ear to others once in a while.
***SIGN*** Preparing
**[12:13] ---**
What's all this about?
***SIGN*** Ramen Gyoza
***SIGN*** Noodles
Ramen Alley
***SIGN*** Use
Your
Noodle
***SIGN*** Ramen
Piping Hot Ramen
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Ramen
**[12:16] ---**
Hmm de hmm de hmm de hmm-dah...
***SIGN*** Ramen
Tsukemen
***SIGN*** Oohashi Ramen
Chinese-Style Soba
**[12:23] ---**
I suddenly realized that I hadn't
eaten for the entire day.
***SIGN*** Preparing
**[12:28] ---**
It's strange how you suddenly get hungry
when you find yourself at ease.
***SIGN*** Preparing
***SIGN*** K Ramen
**[12:38] ---**
Maybe I'll go for ramen today.
**[12:42] ---**
Heya, 'scuse me!
**[12:43] ---**
Hey. Welcome!
**[12:46] ---**
Gero!!
**[12:51] ---**
Joriri: Fake Ramen, Sir!
***SIGN*** K Ramen
**[12:59] ---**
J-Joriri...
**[13:01] ---**
W-Welcome, sir.
**[13:03] ---**
Wh-Why are you here?
***SIGN*** Menu
Ramen ¥600
Large Ramen ¥750
Special (Please ask)
**[13:06] ---**
These guys again...
**[13:08] ---**
Dollars to donuts they figured they'd
"Invade with ramen!" or something again.
**[13:12] ---**
Bingo.
**[13:14] ---**
What can I get you?
***SIGN*** Menu
Ramen ¥600
Large Ramen ¥750
Special (Please ask)
**[13:18] ---**
Easy to ask what...
But it's the first time I've been here,
**[13:21] ---**
so how am I meant to choose?
**[13:24] ---**
And that goes double,
since the cart is run by these guys.
**[13:29] ---**
Okay. Gimme one special.
**[13:31] ---**
Sure thing. One special coming up.
**[13:34] ---**
Hey. This... is going to be fine, right?
**[13:37] ---**
Have faith in me, sir.
**[13:40] ---**
This will be the birth of our masterpiece
ramen, captivating all who eat it, sir!
***SIGN*** Menu
Ramen ¥600
Large Ramen ¥750
Special (Please ask)
**[13:45] ---**
Here ya go!
**[13:46] ---**
Darn, you're quick!
***SIGN*** Special Keroro Ramen Z
¥800
**[13:48] ---**
Special Keroro Ramen Z, 800 yen.
**[13:51] ---**
He calls it his masterpiece ramen.
**[13:53] ---**
Huh...
**[13:55] ---**
More normal than I thought.
**[14:16] ---**
Hey... There's no reaction,
no yum or anything.
**[14:20] ---**
Th-This is strange, sir.
**[14:25] ---**
Thanks!
**[14:27] ---**
How much?
**[14:28] ---**
E-Eight hundred yen, sir.
**[14:31] ---**
Okey-dokey.
**[14:33] ---**
Ah. Crud.
**[14:35] ---**
Forgot my wallet...
**[14:36] ---**
Wh-What's wrong, sir?
**[14:39] ---**
Don't tell me... he forgot his wallet?
**[14:42] ---**
What?!
**[14:43] ---**
Joriri! Excuse me!
**[14:45] ---**
Don't tell me you have no money?!
**[14:47] ---**
Nnnno?
**[14:49] ---**
Crud... They know...
**[14:51] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[14:53] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
**[14:55] ---**
Natsumi!
**[14:56] ---**
We heard you started a ramen cart!
**[14:58] ---**
Mom told us.
**[14:59] ---**
We'll do you the favor of tasting it!
**[15:02] ---**
A special, please.
**[15:03] ---**
One for me, too!
**[15:04] ---**
S-Sure! Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Menu
Ramen ¥600
Large Ramen ¥750
Special (Please ask)
**[15:07] ---**
Here ya go.
**[15:09] ---**
Let's see, now.
**[15:10] ---**
Thank you!
**[15:16] ---**
How is it?
**[15:18] ---**
W-Well...
**[15:21] ---**
It's not bad, but...
**[15:23] ---**
It's okay!
**[15:25] ---**
Something feels... missing...
**[15:32] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** Phony smiles
**[15:34] ---**
Blatantly phony smiles.
**[15:35] ---**
Awkward reactions where they aren't saying
it's bad, but can't say it's good, either.
***SIGN*** Awkward reactions
**[15:41] ---**
Explain yourself, Keroro!
**[15:42] ---**
I bet you screwed it up
somehow again, didn't you?!
**[15:45] ---**
N-No, certainly not.
**[15:48] ---**
I did exactly as always
while preparing the soup!
***SIGN*** Making Gundam models
**[15:50] ---**
Making Gundam models, exactly as always.
**[15:52] ---**
You did a slipshod job
of it again, didn't you?!
**[15:55] ---**
Can't breathe...
**[15:56] ---**
Stop it, you two.
**[15:58] ---**
Why bother with him? He's always doing this.
**[16:00] ---**
You are always doing this!
**[16:01] ---**
Forgive me, sir!
**[16:03] ---**
Never!
**[16:04] ---**
It's Gunpramen! What do you want from me?!
**[16:06] ---**
It was... back when I
succeeded as a day trader,
**[16:09] ---**
and lived every day in the lap of luxury...
**[16:13] ---**
You are despicable.
**[16:15] ---**
Is that all you think of me?
**[16:17] ---**
Please! Forgive me!
**[16:18] ---**
No, I will not!
**[16:20] ---**
What irredeemable plebs.
**[16:22] ---**
If I slapped 'em round the cheeks
with this wad of cash,
**[16:24] ---**
they'd probably choke with tears.
**[16:27] ---**
Hey. Lowlifes.
**[16:29] ---**
What? Lowlifes?!
**[16:31] ---**
Who gave you the right
to talk to me like that?!
**[16:35] ---**
What's with this flashback?
**[16:38] ---**
Hey! Lowlifes!
**[16:40] ---**
Gero?
**[16:41] ---**
Have you heard the phrase "Friends you
can argue with are a beautiful thing"?
**[16:46] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[16:49] ---**
If you don't argue, you're ugly!
**[16:52] ---**
I... think you might have
misinterpreted that...
**[16:57] ---**
Wh-What are you trying to say?
**[16:59] ---**
If you ask me, ugly men...
**[17:01] ---**
...are more exciting and spicy for women!
**[17:04] ---**
Spicy...?
**[17:06] ---**
Spice...
**[17:07] ---**
That's it! Spice!
**[17:09] ---**
Gero?
**[17:10] ---**
I thought this ramen was missing something!
**[17:13] ---**
It doesn't have enough spice!
**[17:15] ---**
Ah, you might be right!
**[17:16] ---**
All right!
**[17:18] ---**
J-Joriri...
**[17:20] ---**
Is he giving advice for our ramen?
**[17:23] ---**
It's delicious!
**[17:25] ---**
Yeah, this is great!
**[17:27] ---**
Yep! This is excellent!
**[17:29] ---**
Wh-What a coincidence...
**[17:31] ---**
It's worth trying, though.
**[17:36] ---**
You just want us to give you
your meal for free, don't you?
**[17:39] ---**
You probably just came up with
any old thing out of desperation, sir!
***SIGN*** K Ramen
**[17:45] ---**
Okay, Giroro, taste-test please!
**[17:47] ---**
N-No, you, idiot, what are... stop!
**[17:54] ---**
Hihee! Hoo hihee!
**[17:56] ---**
Giroro's crying...
**[17:57] ---**
N-N-No, I'm not!
**[17:59] ---**
Th-This is sweat!
**[18:01] ---**
A likely story.
**[18:03] ---**
You're trying to hide it!
**[18:04] ---**
I said it's sweat!
**[18:06] ---**
I mean, for crying out loud,
Keroro, dial it back a bit!
**[18:09] ---**
Darn you...
**[18:10] ---**
It was when I went to a sushi place.
**[18:15] ---**
I can't go on...
**[18:16] ---**
You're...
**[18:18] ---**
Oh, you're that guy...
**[18:21] ---**
I get it. So you two split up?
**[18:24] ---**
Yes...
**[18:25] ---**
I don't feel like I can keep on living.
**[18:28] ---**
Why'd you two split up?
**[18:30] ---**
I spent all my time fooling around,
and I couldn't treat her like she deserved.
**[18:34] ---**
It was only once I lost her...
**[18:36] ---**
...that I realized how much I loved her.
**[18:45] ---**
Boss, the wasabi in this
nigiri is too strong.
**[18:48] ---**
My bad.
**[18:49] ---**
...Sorry, what?
**[18:53] ---**
You guys!
**[18:55] ---**
Have you heard the phrase
"Whassup with your own making"?
**[19:00] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[19:03] ---**
Order your sushi without wasabi,
and add wasabi to taste!
**[19:07] ---**
Huh?
**[19:09] ---**
Wasabi?
**[19:10] ---**
Oh...
**[19:11] ---**
Wasabi!
**[19:13] ---**
If anything, this ramen is
a lightly-flavored one, right?
**[19:17] ---**
I think wasabi would go
better with it than pepper!
**[19:19] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[19:21] ---**
I mean, wasabi is powerful,
but it doesn't linger.
**[19:27] ---**
It's delicious!
**[19:28] ---**
Oh, this is good! What a success!
**[19:31] ---**
Yep, yep! This could be popular!
**[19:33] ---**
Joriri!
**[19:34] ---**
Keep coming up with more ideas, sir!
**[19:37] ---**
Then I'll write off the cost of the ramen!
**[19:41] ---**
What am I, an idea factory?
**[19:43] ---**
I don't even remember
coming up with any in the first place.
**[19:47] ---**
Come on, come on! Ideas, ideas!
**[19:49] ---**
Hurry up and think of something, sir!
**[19:58] ---**
Noooo!
**[20:00] ---**
Too strong! Wasabiii!
**[20:00] ---**
Yes...
**[20:02] ---**
It happened on the way back
from that sushi restaurant.
**[20:06] ---**
Yeaahhhh!
**[20:08] ---**
Who gives a crap about women? Stuff 'em.
**[20:11] ---**
Hey, watch yourself, there.
**[20:12] ---**
Joriri-san, I'm gonn' find a new girlfriend.
**[20:15] ---**
You should do it, too.
**[20:17] ---**
Look, that's dangerous.
**[20:19] ---**
Gon' puke...
**[20:23] ---**
Remainder omitted.
**[20:25] ---**
Do you know the phrase
"a kappa swept downstream"?
**[20:28] ---**
I-Is that your new idea?!
**[20:32] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[20:35] ---**
Tuna don't come down rivers.
**[20:37] ---**
And, for that matter,
neither do takuan or kanpyou.
***SIGN*** Takuan
***SIGN*** Kanpyou
**[20:40] ---**
Umekyu seems like it might
float down a bit.
***SIGN*** Umekyu
**[20:44] ---**
I see!
**[20:45] ---**
Tuna, takuan, kanpyou,
**[20:47] ---**
and umekyu, right?!
**[20:50] ---**
I'm... not sure...
**[20:52] ---**
Thank you, Joriri!
**[20:53] ---**
Ah, you don't have to
pay for that ramen, sir!
**[20:57] ---**
Thanks, bud.
***SIGN*** K Ramen
**[20:59] ---**
Then we must head for the ultimate
ramen at top speed, sir!
**[21:02] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:07] ---**
Well... I don't really get it, but...
**[21:09] ---**
...seems like kids these days *do*
listen to what people have to say.
**[21:14] ---**
Huh?
**[21:15] ---**
Joriri's usual "wise words"...
**[21:18] ---**
...are revealed to have their origins
in Joriri's personal memories!
**[21:22] ---**
But this fact aside...
**[21:24] ---**
Once again, his wise words
got him out of everything.
**[21:30] ---**
And after that, Keroro and Giroro
ate that experimental ramen...
**[21:38] ---**
What in the world?!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Space Detective 556 here!
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[23:27] ---**
Toilet!
**[23:28] ---**
Where is the toilet?!
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Mild
**[23:32] ---**
I won't last long!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
What a nice hot bath, sir!
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: Survival by Toilet, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro vs. Giroro vs.
Tamama vs. Dororo, Sir!"
**[23:45] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E341 - Keroro: Survival by Toilet, Sir! / Keroro vs. Giroro vs. Tamama vs. Dororo, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU052KM/keroro-survival-by-toilet-sir--keroro-vs-giroro-vs-tamama-vs-dororo-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Caution
**[01:31] ---**
Viewers at home,
**[01:33] ---**
do not try anything you see
during this particular episode.
**[01:37] ---**
Hey!
**[01:39] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[01:41] ---**
Get back here!
**[01:43] ---**
There's no alien that's gonna stop running
when they're told, "Get back here!"
**[01:51] ---**
That was too close!
**[01:53] ---**
Open this door!
**[01:54] ---**
If you don't come out,
it'll only get worse for you!
**[01:56] ---**
Jeez!
**[01:58] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:00] ---**
Stupid Pekoponian!
**[02:01] ---**
How does it feel to have your own security
***SIGN*** Security
**[02:05] ---**
used against you?
**[02:07] ---**
You just made it worse for yourself!
**[02:09] ---**
Come out of there!
**[02:11] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:13] ---**
All right. This should be easy.
**[02:15] ---**
Time to make my escape.
**[02:19] ---**
Gero?
**[02:21] ---**
I never noticed these bars before...
**[02:23] ---**
If you think this'll just blow over,
you're sorely mistaken!
**[02:26] ---**
Be prepared when you do come out.
**[02:28] ---**
Gero!
**[02:33] ---**
Keroro: Survival by Toilet, Sir!
**[02:40] ---**
It seems this'll be a drawn-out war.
**[02:43] ---**
And if it's a drawn-out war,
I'll need food and water, for starters!
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Water
**[02:47] ---**
For food, I have...
**[02:49] ---**
Ta-da!
**[02:50] ---**
Keron Army Type-G rations!
**[02:53] ---**
I am a first-class soldier!
**[03:00] ---**
Gero!
**[03:03] ---**
It's disgusting beyond compare!
**[03:05] ---**
W-Water...
**[03:09] ---**
Gero!
**[03:12] ---**
Yahoo! It's coming out!
**[03:14] ---**
I have all the water I need!
**[03:16] ---**
And water is all-important to us Keronians!
**[03:19] ---**
It's delicious!
**[03:21] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[03:23] ---**
It seems I hold the cards in this battle!
**[03:28] ---**
Sarge is holed up in the bathroom?
**[03:30] ---**
I'm not letting him
get away with it this time!
**[03:33] ---**
Look at this! My precious 623-san autograph!
***SIGN*** Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
**[03:38] ---**
Handprints?
**[03:39] ---**
Gero gero!
**[03:41] ---**
I gave it more details for you!
***SIGN*** Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
**[03:43] ---**
Now it looks like a sumo wrestler's
autograph board!
**[03:46] ---**
True...
**[03:48] ---**
That stupid...!
**[03:49] ---**
I don't care how many days
it takes, I'll make him pay!
**[04:01] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[04:06] ---**
Gero!
**[04:07] ---**
This scent...
**[04:14] ---**
Hello?
**[04:16] ---**
...and so...
**[04:19] ---**
...it would really help out if
you could supply me with food...
**[04:23] ---**
Listen, Keroro.
**[04:24] ---**
A true soldier is one who survives
with only the materials at hand.
**[04:29] ---**
Don't be such a drag.
**[04:31] ---**
This is a good opportunity for you.
**[04:33] ---**
See how long you can hold out.
**[04:36] ---**
Hey! Giroro!
**[04:39] ---**
Jeez!
**[04:41] ---**
Dororo will come in handy
at a time like this...
**[04:44] ---**
I see.
**[04:46] ---**
This is what you call "reaping what you sow."
**[04:48] ---**
Commander-dono.
**[04:49] ---**
As Giroro-dono said, sometimes it is
good to test your mettle like this...
**[04:53] ---**
Tch!
**[04:54] ---**
Huh?
**[04:55] ---**
Hello? Commander-dono?
**[04:58] ---**
Only one thing left to do...
**[05:00] ---**
I'll have Tamama bring me some snacks.
***SIGN*** Sweet Potato Chips
Rice Crackers
Crunchy
***SIGN*** Choco Sticks Pote Pote
***SIGN*** Yummy
**[05:14] ---**
"Block call."
**[05:17] ---**
Cold creeps, every one of them.
**[05:21] ---**
Curry! Get your curry here!
**[05:24] ---**
Gero!
**[05:25] ---**
Is that Sergeant Major Kululu?!
***SIGN*** Spicy Curry
**[05:27] ---**
Who'd like some curry?
***SIGN*** Spicy Curry
**[05:30] ---**
It's spicy...
**[05:31] ---**
...and warm.
**[05:33] ---**
Gero!
**[05:34] ---**
C-Curry hawker!
**[05:36] ---**
Yeah?
**[05:37] ---**
Please give me a helping of curry!
**[05:39] ---**
Special curry is 500 yen per bowl.
**[05:43] ---**
500 yen?
**[05:44] ---**
It costs money?!
***SIGN*** Spicy Curry
**[05:45] ---**
Pfft! Broke, huh?
**[05:47] ---**
Curry! Curry! Who'd like some curry?
**[05:51] ---**
Gero...
**[05:52] ---**
W-Wait, curry hawker!
***SIGN*** Spicy Curry
**[05:55] ---**
I have money!
**[05:56] ---**
I've got money!
**[05:59] ---**
Beggars can't be choosers.
**[06:04] ---**
Thanks for your patronage!
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry
Mild
Cook in boiling water
for 5 minutes, maybe...
One Serving
**[06:05] ---**
Here's your curry!
**[06:07] ---**
Yay! Curry! Yahoo!
**[06:10] ---**
Wait...
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry
Mild
Cook in boiling water
for 5 minutes, maybe...
**[06:11] ---**
Curry in a pouch?!
**[06:13] ---**
If you don't want it, it's okay with me.
**[06:16] ---**
Well, under these circumstances,
**[06:18] ---**
I guess I should be happy
to get any food at all.
**[06:21] ---**
Then thanks for the business!
**[06:22] ---**
Curry! Curry!
**[06:24] ---**
Wait a second!
**[06:26] ---**
I need more than this, don't I?
**[06:28] ---**
Without hot water, I can't heat it up!
**[06:30] ---**
Hot water is 3,000 yen.
**[06:32] ---**
It's not included?!
**[06:34] ---**
And 3,000?!
**[06:35] ---**
Fine, if you don't want it, forget it!
**[06:38] ---**
All right, all right!
Just give me the hot water!
**[06:42] ---**
Sheesh...
**[06:44] ---**
This is getting expensive.
**[06:46] ---**
Thanks for your patience!
**[06:47] ---**
What is that?
***SIGN*** Sizzle
**[06:51] ---**
A hot stone.
**[06:57] ---**
What did you do to me?!
**[06:58] ---**
You wanted hot water, right, sir?
**[07:01] ---**
Look, it's boiling.
Hurry up and put the pouch in.
**[07:04] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry
**[07:08] ---**
Viewers at home, please do not try this.
**[07:11] ---**
Well, thanks for the biz!
**[07:13] ---**
Huh? Wait a second.
**[07:14] ---**
Where's the rice? The rice!
**[07:16] ---**
Gero...
**[07:18] ---**
Another additional cost?
**[07:19] ---**
Rice?
**[07:21] ---**
I don't have rice.
**[07:22] ---**
Oh, come on. Curry and rice go together!
**[07:25] ---**
I didn't think of that.
**[07:27] ---**
Curry! Curry!
**[07:27] ---**
You eat the stuff all the time!
**[07:29] ---**
Who'd like some curry?!
**[07:30] ---**
Curry!
**[07:30] ---**
Get back here, curry hawker!
**[07:31] ---**
Who's up for curry?
**[07:37] ---**
Well, if I think of it as a
kind of drink, it's not bad.
**[07:41] ---**
Still, probably since I
chugged the curry down,
**[07:45] ---**
I'm all sweaty.
**[07:47] ---**
It'd be nice if I could hop in the tub...
**[07:51] ---**
...but right now, the fearsome Lady Natsumi is
lying in wait for me on the other side of this door.
***SIGN*** Imagination
**[07:55] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[08:00] ---**
So what should I do?
**[08:08] ---**
G-Gero...
**[08:14] ---**
Gero. It's just right...
**[08:16] ---**
W-Wait, Sergeant! What are you
thinking?! Don't tell me...
**[08:21] ---**
Viva non non...
***SIGN*** Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
***SIGN*** One
down
**[08:24] ---**
Sis...
**[08:26] ---**
When I think about it,
**[08:27] ---**
if you ask Sarge, he may be able
to restore that to the way it was.
**[08:32] ---**
With Keronian technology,
**[08:33] ---**
maybe that wouldn't be such
an impossible thing.
**[08:38] ---**
Besides,
**[08:39] ---**
I'd really like to go to the bathroom.
**[08:41] ---**
Forget it!
**[08:42] ---**
Why do I have to ask him for a favor?!
**[08:46] ---**
As for a toilet, I'm sure
you can use someone else's!
**[08:48] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[08:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[08:51] ---**
Nishizawa-san?!
**[08:53] ---**
I came over because I heard you
couldn't use your washroom.
**[08:56] ---**
By all means, please use one of our toilets!
**[09:00] ---**
Um, but...
**[09:01] ---**
It isn't healthy to hold it.
**[09:04] ---**
Get him on board.
**[09:07] ---**
Wait a second!
**[09:20] ---**
This feels great!
**[09:22] ---**
Gong! Is this what you call
"visual impact?!"
**[09:25] ---**
Well, I resisted it at first,
**[09:30] ---**
but once I got in here,
all my doubts were flushed away.
**[09:33] ---**
As a matter of fact,
this is perfect for my size.
**[09:36] ---**
It couldn't get any more
comfortable than this.
**[09:38] ---**
I-Is that right?
**[09:42] ---**
Gero...
**[09:43] ---**
The night breeze is cold.
**[09:45] ---**
I kind of feel like using the toilet.
**[09:50] ---**
Toilet...
**[09:51] ---**
That is a toilet.
**[09:53] ---**
I see...
**[09:55] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[09:56] ---**
It wouldn't be good to just go like this...
**[09:59] ---**
This is a toilet and yet not a toilet.
**[10:02] ---**
All right! It can't be helped.
**[10:03] ---**
I'll flush the hot water once.
**[10:08] ---**
Gero?
**[10:09] ---**
G-Gero!
**[10:10] ---**
Crap!
**[10:11] ---**
Gero gero!
**[10:13] ---**
Gero!
**[10:21] ---**
Thank you for letting me use
your toilet, Nishizawa-san.
**[10:25] ---**
Not at all!
**[10:27] ---**
If you like,
**[10:28] ---**
you can use my toilet every time, Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:32] ---**
No, every time would be...
**[10:35] ---**
I... I guess you're right.
**[10:37] ---**
Oh, I'm just making some tea,
**[10:41] ---**
so would you like to join me?
**[10:42] ---**
Sure.
**[10:43] ---**
Just for a little while...
**[10:45] ---**
All right! This is it!
**[10:47] ---**
If Keroro stays holed up with that toilet,
**[10:50] ---**
I can enjoy teatime with Fuyuki-kun
every time he has to use the bathroom!
**[10:56] ---**
Milady, I found this in the drain.
**[10:59] ---**
What shall I do with it?
**[11:02] ---**
Please return it to where you found it.
**[11:04] ---**
Understood.
**[11:07] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[11:08] ---**
Nothing at all.
**[11:10] ---**
Well, Fuyuki-kun,
**[11:12] ---**
have another cup of tea.
***SIGN*** Right now, you're hand-rolled tuna.
***SIGN*** One
down
**[11:15] ---**
Bring this back to the way it was?
**[11:19] ---**
It is possible...
**[11:22] ---**
...but it'll cost you.
**[11:27] ---**
I could always charge it
to the commander's account.
**[11:29] ---**
I would appreciate it.
**[11:33] ---**
Again, viewers at home, do not imitate
anything you saw in this story.
**[11:41] ---**
I wonder if you've had this
experience once or twice.
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[11:46] ---**
Yahoo!
**[11:47] ---**
Come on, take it down a notch!
**[11:49] ---**
Anti-barrier, maximum output!
**[11:53] ---**
Today's the long-awaited release date
of the latest *Shonen Alpha*!
***SIGN*** Released Today
Boys Alpha
Captain Keroro
**[12:00] ---**
I found it right away!
**[12:02] ---**
Let's see...
**[12:03] ---**
Gero!
**[12:04] ---**
Stupid frog is never more energetic
than at times like this.
**[12:08] ---**
Sarge!
**[12:09] ---**
Did you find the manga you want?
**[12:12] ---**
Sarge?
**[12:14] ---**
Is something wrong, stupid frog?
**[12:22] ---**
Keroro vs. Giroro vs.
Tamama vs. Dororo, Sir!
**[12:28] ---**
Oh, is that all?!
**[12:30] ---**
You're sweating and look sick,
**[12:33] ---**
so I thought something was wrong, but you
just have to go to the bathroom, huh?
**[12:37] ---**
W-When I looked at the magazine,
I suddenly...
**[12:41] ---**
Certainly, being in a bookstore makes you want to
go to the bathroom for some reason, doesn't it?
**[12:44] ---**
One theory is that it's caused by
**[12:46] ---**
the ink used in printing the books.
**[12:49] ---**
Anyway, hurry up and go.
**[12:52] ---**
Then if you'll excuse me...
**[12:54] ---**
And right at that moment...
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier Maximum Output
**[12:58] ---**
This is great, too...
**[13:02] ---**
T-Toilet...
**[13:05] ---**
Here, too, an unexpected call of nature.
**[13:08] ---**
Where's the bathroom?!
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier, same
**[13:10] ---**
And here, too...
**[13:12] ---**
Which one should I go with?
**[13:15] ---**
B-Blunder...
**[13:17] ---**
Dororo?
***SIGN*** Same
**[13:19] ---**
I'm sure you know what's
going to happen next.
**[13:24] ---**
What's wrong, Tama-chan?
**[13:26] ---**
I... I need to go to the bathroom...
**[13:30] ---**
And so...
**[13:33] ---**
T-Toilet... Toilet...
**[13:36] ---**
H-Here it is!
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[13:39] ---**
Occupied.
**[13:41] ---**
W-Why?!
**[13:43] ---**
Why, at a time like this...
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[13:45] ---**
...does the shop's restroom...
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[13:47] ---**
...always...
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[13:49] ---**
...have to be occupied?!
**[13:52] ---**
Small shops have a small number of toilets.
**[13:55] ---**
Well, I guess they're just crap out of luck.
***SIGN*** Crap Out of Luck
**[14:00] ---**
Huh?
**[14:00] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[14:02] ---**
Sarge! Where are you going?!
**[14:05] ---**
I wonder what's wrong.
**[14:07] ---**
Did you see the expression on his face?
**[14:09] ---**
I wouldn't worry.
**[14:10] ---**
Dororo! Where did he go?
***SIGN*** Rinrindo Bookstore
**[14:13] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[14:18] ---**
Toilet... toilet...
**[14:21] ---**
Gero!
**[14:25] ---**
When you're in town and feel the
need to go to the bathroom...
**[14:27] ---**
...running into a department store...
**[14:30] ---**
...which has a lot of toilets,
comparatively speaking...
**[14:32] ---**
...is the most basic of basics!
**[14:35] ---**
However!
**[14:36] ---**
The problem one must
consider in this situation
**[14:39] ---**
is which floor's toilet to head for.
**[14:42] ---**
This is urgent!
**[14:44] ---**
There is no time to hesitate!
**[14:47] ---**
The tendency is to go for the
nearest toilet on the first floor.
**[14:51] ---**
However!
**[14:54] ---**
I-It's...
***SIGN*** Congestion!
**[14:56] ---**
That's right.
**[14:57] ---**
There's a low likelihood
**[14:59] ---**
that the nearest toilet is available.
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[15:03] ---**
Although that is the most...
con-*pee*-nient place...
***SIGN*** Con-pee-nient
**[15:09] ---**
So in this situation...
**[15:13] ---**
...you go to the highest floor possible!
**[15:14] ---**
Aiming for the toilets on the floor below
the top restaurant floor is best.
**[15:19] ---**
But what you have to think about here
**[15:22] ---**
is the means of getting there.
**[15:25] ---**
In this situation, there's the tendency
to take the fastest elevator...
**[15:33] ---**
...but the fast ascending sensation
**[15:35] ---**
escalates the need for evacuation.
**[15:39] ---**
Tama!
**[15:40] ---**
Why is it stopping on the fifth floor?
**[15:44] ---**
And more people getting
on from in-between floors
**[15:48] ---**
can cause unexpected time loss and accidents!
**[15:54] ---**
Excuse me... I'm getting off here!
**[15:56] ---**
I... I'm getting off!
**[15:57] ---**
I... I'm...
**[16:02] ---**
In the end, I'm getting off
at the third floor.
**[16:05] ---**
At a time like this, instead of the elevator,
**[16:08] ---**
using the escalator is...
**[16:11] ---**
There's no guarantee that the right side
of the escalator will be clear.
**[16:15] ---**
Sometimes there'll be people
on both sides of it.
**[16:18] ---**
No way! Really?
**[16:18] ---**
And good luck getting them to clear the way.
**[16:20] ---**
For real!
**[16:20] ---**
Really?!
**[16:21] ---**
And in the end, it takes a long time.
**[16:22] ---**
You swear?
**[16:23] ---**
I swear it!
**[16:26] ---**
Actually, the proper way to ride an escalator
**[16:28] ---**
is standing on both sides,
not leaving one lane open.
**[16:31] ---**
Of course, running up the
escalator is a no-no.
**[16:36] ---**
So what con-*poo*-sion can we draw?
**[16:38] ---**
What is the best way to reach the restroom?
***SIGN*** Con-poo-sion
**[16:43] ---**
The stairs, of course!
**[16:46] ---**
Even if it takes a little time,
**[16:47] ---**
you'll definitely arrive at your destination!
**[16:51] ---**
In other words, just like
during an emergency...
**[16:54] ---**
No, it's okay to think
of this as an emergency!
***SIGN*** Sweat
**[17:00] ---**
I... I made it...
**[17:05] ---**
All right!
**[17:06] ---**
Shortest course confirmed!
**[17:08] ---**
However, I can't have peace of mind yet!
**[17:11] ---**
Because there may be unexpected obstacles
in the path leading to the toilet!
***SIGN*** Sale
**[17:15] ---**
A bargain corner is in the way.
**[17:18] ---**
A lingerie department makes the weak linger.
**[17:20] ---**
And also...
**[17:21] ---**
Huh? Why, Keroro-kun!
**[17:24] ---**
P-Pururu-chan!
**[17:25] ---**
Are you out shopping?
**[17:27] ---**
That's right.
**[17:28] ---**
And also just as a diversion.
**[17:31] ---**
All work and no play
makes Jill a dull girl, right?
**[17:34] ---**
It's bad for the skin, too.
**[17:36] ---**
Oh, that's right! Listen to this!
**[17:37] ---**
Bariri-san contacted me again the other day.
***SIGN*** Blab
Blab
Blab
Blab
**[17:40] ---**
I do think he's a nice guy,
**[17:42] ---**
but how can I put it? He's, you know...
**[17:44] ---**
The obstacle of chatting!
**[17:45] ---**
You know what I mean?
**[17:46] ---**
What do you think, Keroro-kun?
**[17:47] ---**
Well... um...
***SIGN*** Blab Blab Blab Blab
**[17:49] ---**
I mean, he's really sweet,
**[17:50] ---**
The sergeant thought about nothing
**[17:51] ---**
but you know how he is.
**[17:51] ---**
but an op-*poo*-rtunity to get away.
**[17:53] ---**
You know?
***SIGN*** Op-poo-rtunity
**[17:58] ---**
I finally made it...
**[18:00] ---**
Gero...
**[18:01] ---**
Oh, it's open!
**[18:03] ---**
I... I was right...
**[18:05] ---**
I made the right choice, after all!
**[18:14] ---**
Gero...
**[18:16] ---**
Pooped out after a hard struggle,
**[18:17] ---**
dramatic slow-motion
made the sergeant miss his chance.
***SIGN*** Pooped Out
**[18:22] ---**
What do you do when you get to the
restroom, but all the pots are taken?
**[18:26] ---**
That is...
**[18:27] ---**
...have a pressure attack in the bathroom!
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[18:33] ---**
You could clear your throat
to assert your presence.
***SIGN*** Cough
***SIGN*** Cough
***SIGN*** Cough
***SIGN*** Stomp
**[18:37] ---**
Or stomp your foot to get the
"Hurry it up" message across.
***SIGN*** Stomp
***SIGN*** Stomp
***SIGN*** Stomp
***SIGN*** Stomp
***SIGN*** Silence
**[18:42] ---**
Except provoking actions like that
**[18:45] ---**
may result in the opposite effect,
***SIGN*** Occupied
**[18:48] ---**
and even...
**[18:51] ---**
He's done?!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[18:57] ---**
He used toilet paper, flushed...
**[18:59] ---**
What the heck else is there to do?!
**[19:03] ---**
That's right. The person will pretend
to be finished, but then won't leave.
**[19:08] ---**
So beware of the "I'm coming out" scam!
**[19:13] ---**
Get out, get out, get out!
**[19:15] ---**
Still, this is no time to get angry!
**[19:19] ---**
Any more time lost will be deadly!
**[19:23] ---**
Since it's come to this...
**[19:25] ---**
And so, a de-*turd*-mination was made.
***SIGN*** De-turd-mination
**[19:29] ---**
We'll just have to search for another toilet!
**[19:32] ---**
Another toilet... another toilet...
**[19:40] ---**
Now that I think of it,
**[19:41] ---**
I should've gone with a hotel toilet
from the beginning.
**[19:47] ---**
Giroro, Tamama! Dororo, too!
**[19:49] ---**
I see. So that's the situation...
**[19:52] ---**
It seems we all have the same objective.
**[19:55] ---**
Still, you may be my senpai,
but I don't intend to let you go first.
**[19:58] ---**
Indeed.
**[19:59] ---**
When it comes to toilets,
there are no senpais or kouhais!
**[20:02] ---**
Whoever gets there first gets relief first!
**[20:06] ---**
That's the immutable law of toilets
throughout the universe!
**[20:09] ---**
I'll kick your butt!
**[20:11] ---**
My sentiments exactly!
**[20:14] ---**
But you're moving really slowly, huh?
**[20:16] ---**
I'm already past my limit...
**[20:19] ---**
...so if I ran and fell now...
**[20:21] ---**
...the shock would...
**[20:23] ---**
...result in something
I fear to even imagine!
**[20:27] ---**
They approach the goal.
**[20:28] ---**
Does this restroom have an empty stall?
**[20:31] ---**
Who will enter that stall?
**[20:34] ---**
Four hearts beat fast.
**[20:36] ---**
Beethoven's Symp-*fart*-y No.
5 echoes in their heads.
***SIGN*** Symp-fart-y
**[20:43] ---**
Gero!
**[20:48] ---**
Four are open!
**[20:49] ---**
And there are four of us.
**[20:51] ---**
There was no need for haste.
***SIGN*** Relaxed
**[20:54] ---**
I hadn't felt that tense in a long time.
**[20:57] ---**
Please, senpais, you should go in first.
**[21:00] ---**
No, no, the youngster who carries the
future on his shoulders should go first.
**[21:04] ---**
By rights, as our commander,
Keroro, you should go first.
**[21:08] ---**
Th-Then, by your leave, I'll...
**[21:13] ---**
Gero...
**[21:15] ---**
This is...
**[21:16] ---**
The janitor's closet!
**[21:18] ---**
Then there are three toilets...
**[21:20] ---**
And four of us...
**[21:22] ---**
It's too bad, but one of us
will just have to wait.
**[21:26] ---**
Right?
**[21:28] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[21:29] ---**
Letting your superiors go first
is only good manners!
**[21:33] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[21:35] ---**
Before you guys said I could go first
because I've got the future on my back!
**[21:39] ---**
It seems this is a match of skills.
**[21:42] ---**
I wouldn't have it any other way!
**[21:45] ---**
The Keroro Platoon's true battle
is just beginning!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
Am I the only one who thinks of
**[23:26] ---**
a ventriloquist's dummy
**[23:27] ---**
as kind of a creepy man with a
baby face that has goggle eyes
**[23:30] ---**
and a choppily-moving mouth?
**[23:31] ---**
Have you been traumatized by one?
**[23:33] ---**
That aside,
**[23:35] ---**
beams from the eyes is
one of the basics, right?
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Hybrid Eco-Friendly Kind to Pekopon
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How that's?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E342 - Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir! / Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2DX9/keroro-the-birth-of-a-new-special-move-sir--natsumi-the-hole-truth-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:32] ---**
Another peaceful day at the Hinata house.
**[01:36] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[01:38] ---**
Villain who obstructs our invasion!
**[01:42] ---**
Give up!
**[01:44] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[01:44] ---**
A surrender,
***SIGN*** Apology Interview
**[01:46] ---**
or an apology!
**[01:48] ---**
Choose whichever you want, ma'am!
**[01:52] ---**
I think I've got the hang of
how to get out of those now.
**[01:54] ---**
It really is important to get used to things.
**[01:58] ---**
Okay, you stay there and
reflect on what you did.
**[02:00] ---**
Gero!
**[02:05] ---**
What in blazes is he doing?
**[02:07] ---**
He almost had Natchi beaten,
**[02:10] ---**
but then she counterattacked, he says.
**[02:12] ---**
Or, like, instant comeback?
**[02:14] ---**
That's when you're meant
to use your special move,
**[02:16] ---**
and finish them off in one go!
**[02:19] ---**
But I... I don't have any special moves...
**[02:25] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** You don't have a special move?!
**[02:29] ---**
Keroro: The Birth of a New Special Move, Sir!
**[02:35] ---**
You don't have a special move?
**[02:37] ---**
You have known him this long,
and you did not know that?
**[02:40] ---**
Believe it or not, this guy is our leader,
entrusted with the Keron Star!
**[02:44] ---**
I simply *assumed* that he must have one.
**[02:47] ---**
I... I've been reasonably good at
everything since I was a child...
**[02:51] ---**
I wasn't bad at whatever I tried,
**[02:54] ---**
and everyone praised me...
and that was all I wanted.
**[02:57] ---**
And then one day I realized...
**[03:00] ---**
I... didn't have any move that
I could call special, sir.
***SIGN*** Gravely serious!!
**[03:04] ---**
Gravely serious!
**[03:07] ---**
B-But, I remember,
**[03:08] ---**
you had that "Kinkin Keron Wave"
you used once!
***SIGN*** Legendary Great Maneuver
***SIGN*** Kinkin
**[03:12] ---**
That was less a special move, and more...
something I just felt like doing.
***SIGN*** Kinkin Keron Wave
**[03:16] ---**
Bah! Why don't you just think
of something now, then?!
**[03:19] ---**
Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:21] ---**
It doesn't matter what it is, just think
of anything that could be a special move!
**[03:25] ---**
Anything?
**[03:26] ---**
Like cleaning? Laundry? Making dinner?
**[03:30] ---**
No!
**[03:31] ---**
Don't you have any other skills?
That could serve as a special move?!
**[03:35] ---**
Oh! I do, sir!
**[03:39] ---**
Painting!
***SIGN*** No
**[03:40] ---**
No!
**[03:42] ---**
Fine and delicate... work...
***SIGN*** No!
**[03:45] ---**
No!
**[03:48] ---**
Spinning Pencil Trinity!
**[03:50] ---**
I-Impressive... but no!
***SIGN*** Impressive but no!!
**[03:53] ---**
Then, uh...
**[03:56] ---**
Beams from the eyes?
***SIGN*** That's it
**[03:58] ---**
That's it!
**[04:00] ---**
But anyone can do that.
**[04:02] ---**
What? That was part of this series?
**[04:04] ---**
What? You didn't know?
**[04:06] ---**
It forms the basis for a special attack!
**[04:09] ---**
Or, like, basic fitness?
**[04:15] ---**
Try making a special attack
based on "beams from the eyes"!
**[04:20] ---**
Okay, here we go...
**[04:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro... Beam!
**[04:30] ---**
Something like that?
**[04:32] ---**
Why are you glaring at me so much?
**[04:34] ---**
No reason...
**[04:36] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, how was it?
**[04:38] ---**
W-Well, it was okay.
**[04:41] ---**
Utterly terrible.
**[04:43] ---**
A trifle disappointing, if I am honest.
**[04:45] ---**
The effect was rank-amateur. Way too plain.
***SIGN*** Lynch Put-Downs, Part 1
**[04:51] ---**
Or, like, over statement?
**[04:53] ---**
You were producing too much CO2!
***SIGN*** Lynch Put-Downs, Part 2
**[04:56] ---**
Or, like, ungreen methods?
**[04:59] ---**
The name was la— I mean... kind of iffy?
***SIGN*** Lynch Put-Downs, Part 3
**[05:03] ---**
Or, like, antique sounding?
**[05:05] ---**
Too thin.
**[05:06] ---**
If you're a man, shoot a wider beam!
***SIGN*** Lynch Put-Downs, Part 4
**[05:09] ---**
Or, like, lacking firepower?
**[05:12] ---**
Hey, come on... not lynch mobbing
but lynch put-downs, huh...
**[05:16] ---**
All right, I get it already!
**[05:18] ---**
In that case,
**[05:19] ---**
I'll create a special move
that'll shut you all up, sir!
**[05:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:25] ---**
Yeah, looks good looks good!
**[05:27] ---**
And you'll keep shooting out stars like that.
**[05:30] ---**
But isn't it too flashy?
**[05:31] ---**
Nah, you want it like this.
***SIGN*** More Flashy!
**[05:33] ---**
More flashy!
***SIGN*** Special Move Name Dictionary
***SIGN*** Kojiyen
**[05:36] ---**
Sincere Shaolin Fist EX!
**[05:38] ---**
Or Dissemination Wave Motion Gun GZ!
**[05:41] ---**
I think kanji plus letters
makes it cool and classy,
**[05:44] ---**
and really makes it feel like
you own the special move!
**[05:47] ---**
Kanji... letters...
***SIGN*** A kick-butt name!!
**[05:50] ---**
A kick-butt name!
***SIGN*** Hybrid Eco-Friendly Kind to Pekopon
**[05:54] ---**
Hybrids will bring harmony between
people and nature to Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Kind to the Environment!
**[06:01] ---**
Kind to the environment!
**[06:04] ---**
Grit your eyes!
**[06:05] ---**
Let your teeth do the talking!
**[06:06] ---**
988 more!
***SIGN*** Stronger!!
**[06:11] ---**
Stronger!
**[06:12] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:13] ---**
Please catch it!
**[06:14] ---**
Or, like, martial training?
**[06:21] ---**
Captain!
**[06:22] ---**
Please stop! Commander!
**[06:24] ---**
You're the commander!!
***SIGN*** Potato chips
**[06:28] ---**
You need a mind of still and
clear water to beat Natchi.
**[06:34] ---**
Still and... clear... water...
**[06:37] ---**
Yes.
**[06:38] ---**
*Meikyo-shisui* refers to having
a mind like an unclouded mirror:
**[06:42] ---**
a mind like a silent, infinite
expanse of flat water.
**[06:54] ---**
My throat...
**[06:59] ---**
E-E-Empty?
**[07:01] ---**
No...
**[07:03] ---**
No way! No way!
**[07:21] ---**
I saw it.
**[07:22] ---**
I saw it, sir!
**[07:24] ---**
With a mind of still and clear water!
**[07:31] ---**
I have...
**[07:32] ---**
I have finally done it, sir...
**[07:35] ---**
I've... been here before?
**[07:41] ---**
There it is...
**[07:41] ---**
Kanji plus letters, a kick-butt move name...
**[07:44] ---**
Now I can...
**[07:45] ---**
Now I can... Now I can!
**[07:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi!!
**[07:53] ---**
Sarge?
**[07:54] ---**
What happened to you?
**[07:55] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[07:57] ---**
After training upon training,
I've finally obtained it, ma'am!
**[08:01] ---**
T-Training?
**[08:02] ---**
Obtained what?
**[08:06] ---**
A special move, ma'am!
**[08:09] ---**
Take this!
**[08:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[08:12] ---**
All right.
**[08:13] ---**
Sis!
**[08:16] ---**
It's at least better than being snuck up on.
**[08:18] ---**
So get it over with, will you?
**[08:21] ---**
So you think you're tough, little girl...
**[08:23] ---**
Here I come.
**[08:27] ---**
This hand of mine glows
with an awesome power!
**[08:30] ---**
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
**[08:34] ---**
For the world, for all my kind, Sergeant Keroro
will crush the evil ambitions of Lady Natsumi!
**[08:41] ---**
If you don't fear the shine
of this star, come at me!
**[08:47] ---**
Observe! The dazzling rainbow
of the Keron Star!
**[08:55] ---**
Nailed that with gusto.
**[08:57] ---**
I can hardly see Mr. Sergeant at all!
**[09:01] ---**
Born on Keron, raised on Pekopon,
**[09:04] ---**
this is my forbidden attack.
**[09:07] ---**
Take this!
**[09:09] ---**
Dangozaka SA!
***SIGN*** Dangozaka SA!!!
**[09:14] ---**
Dangozaka...?!
**[09:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, that is so cool!
**[09:19] ---**
Visual effect's perfect, with added CG!
**[09:24] ---**
CO2 is down by 25%!
**[09:27] ---**
But... as to whether I should be
standing by and allowing this to happen...
**[09:32] ---**
No! Natsumi!
**[09:34] ---**
Sis! Look out! Dodge it!
**[09:37] ---**
Yes. Dodge it.
**[09:39] ---**
Dodge it!
**[09:41] ---**
Huh?
**[09:42] ---**
Why aren't you dodging it?! Come on!
**[09:47] ---**
I-It went around to the left!
**[09:49] ---**
And then bent around and
went to the other side?!
**[09:58] ---**
Why...
***SIGN*** Huh... Come to think of it,
wasn't I actually in quite a
bit of danger there...?
**[10:00] ---**
Why didn't you dodge it, ma'am?!
**[10:03] ---**
You think it's coming straight at you,
**[10:05] ---**
but then it suddenly bends off to the left,
**[10:07] ---**
and then even goes behind you...
**[10:10] ---**
If the opponent goes to the left,
**[10:12] ---**
backwards,
**[10:14] ---**
or even to the right,
**[10:16] ---**
as long as they dodge it,
it should always hit!
**[10:18] ---**
How could you possibly have known, ma'am?!
**[10:22] ---**
"Dangouzaka SA."
**[10:24] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:26] ---**
When we went out as a family once,
**[10:29] ---**
we stopped by a place
called that. I remember.
***SIGN*** Dangozaka Service Area
**[10:33] ---**
Dangozaka Service Area.
**[10:35] ---**
The ramp bends to the left, curves completely
around, and connects to the opposite lane.
**[10:40] ---**
There is the entrance to the greatest
service area in all of Japan.
**[10:45] ---**
A-And you figured out how it was
going to move from that, ma'am?
**[10:50] ---**
Well, you were there, too!
**[10:52] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Family Outing Saves Earth!
**[10:54] ---**
Family Outing Saves Earth!
**[10:58] ---**
I knew it would end like this.
**[11:01] ---**
Don't put a hint in the name...
**[11:04] ---**
Okay, so it's my turn now, right?
**[11:06] ---**
Gero...
**[11:08] ---**
Take thiiiiiiiiiis!
**[11:11] ---**
All next week's chores, full time,
please and thank you.
**[11:14] ---**
It's no good... I can't dodge it...
**[11:17] ---**
Yessir!
**[11:19] ---**
Ma'am!
**[11:24] ---**
After that, Sarge's special move...
**[11:27] ---**
Sarge! A cockroach!!
**[11:29] ---**
Leave it to me, sir!
**[11:33] ---**
Dangozaka SA!!
**[11:36] ---**
...found some modest use.
**[11:41] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:43] ---**
Did you finish cleaning?
**[11:45] ---**
Of...
**[11:46] ---**
Of course, ma'am!
**[11:51] ---**
Oh, no! I totally forgot!
**[11:54] ---**
Oh, well, I'll just pretend like I did it!
**[11:58] ---**
So you haven't done it.
**[12:00] ---**
Gero!
**[12:00] ---**
How did you know?
**[12:02] ---**
Huh? You just said so.
**[12:04] ---**
I did not, ma'am!
**[12:07] ---**
But actually... I was thinking it...
**[12:12] ---**
Lady Natsumi, don't tell me
you can read my mind?
**[12:15] ---**
Huh?
**[12:20] ---**
No way!
**[12:22] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[12:25] ---**
Ah, Giroro! Baked sweet potatoes?
**[12:28] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:30] ---**
Want one?
**[12:34] ---**
Natsumi, have you gotten fat recently?
**[12:37] ---**
Huh? What?
**[12:39] ---**
I... I didn't say anything...
**[12:41] ---**
You did! Something about me being fat!
**[12:44] ---**
I...! I only...
muttered that inside my mind...
**[12:47] ---**
Uh, no, I mean, I said nothing!
**[12:50] ---**
I said nothing!
**[12:54] ---**
What's going on?
**[12:56] ---**
The stupid frog and Giroro's
inner voices leaked out to me?
**[13:02] ---**
Natsumi: The Hole Truth, Sir!
**[13:09] ---**
Look at that face!
**[13:11] ---**
Lady Natsumi thinks that she
can read our minds, sir!
**[13:17] ---**
Huh? His mouth is closed,
but I can hear his voice...
**[13:17] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero
**[13:23] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
**[13:26] ---**
Huh? Is he...
**[13:28] ---**
Yes! This is our Keron-style ventriloquism!
**[13:31] ---**
Ventriloquism is speaking
with your mouth closed,
***SIGN*** Ventriloquism
**[13:34] ---**
to make it look like a doll
or something is speaking...
**[13:36] ---**
Yes!
**[13:37] ---**
And what's more, in the Keron style,
we really don't speak with our mouths,
**[13:40] ---**
and we don't breathe, either!
**[13:43] ---**
It is very difficult to learn!
**[13:46] ---**
When you say you don't speak
with your mouths, do you mean...
**[13:48] ---**
Yeah, that's pretty much how it works.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku ku
**[13:53] ---**
I knew it.
**[13:56] ---**
How does this tie in to our invasion plans?
**[14:02] ---**
We will expose Pekopon's final line of defense,
Hinata Natsumi, to our fake inner voices,
**[14:08] ---**
and make her think that we are actually
always being really considerate towards her,
**[14:11] ---**
and when she lets her guard down
that's when we'll invade all at once!
**[14:15] ---**
Hmm, will it actually go that well?
**[14:17] ---**
This Keron-style ventriloquism is perfect!
**[14:20] ---**
I am sure that Natchi will fall right for it!
**[14:24] ---**
Mm...
**[14:31] ---**
Men! The crucial part is still ahead of us!
**[14:33] ---**
Let's all give it our best shot, sir!
**[14:36] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:37] ---**
Okay!
**[14:38] ---**
Yes.
**[14:39] ---**
This is all to achieve my great ambition.
***SIGN*** ° This is a monologue.
**[14:43] ---**
The rest of the platoon don't
need to know that, though...
**[14:48] ---**
I'll accompany you shopping today, ma'am!
**[14:51] ---**
Huh?
**[14:53] ---**
Dororo?
**[14:55] ---**
Getting along well shopping?
**[14:57] ---**
Even Dororo?
***SIGN*** Baba
**[14:59] ---**
I think I really have become able
to hear everyone's thoughts...
**[15:04] ---**
Natsumi-dono?
**[15:05] ---**
Ignored?
**[15:06] ---**
Ah... She must have thought
that was his inner voice...
**[15:10] ---**
That's because you wear a stupid mask, sir.
**[15:13] ---**
So mean!!
**[15:20] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Gluten
***SIGN*** Construction
Work
Ongoing
**[15:22] ---**
I am Space Detective 556!
**[15:25] ---**
I've had enough of this job!
**[15:29] ---**
Even 556-san's inner voice...
**[15:32] ---**
It's unnatural that she can
only hear 556's inner voice.
**[15:36] ---**
Mr. Corporal, you are up!
**[15:38] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[15:39] ---**
Shhh!
***SIGN*** Safety First
***SIGN*** Gluten
***SIGN*** Construction
Work
Ongoing
**[15:40] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[15:43] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[15:43] ---**
This is Lavie-san's inner voice?
**[15:46] ---**
Gerohcrap.
**[15:48] ---**
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
**[15:49] ---**
She's guaranteed to figure it out now!
**[15:53] ---**
Lavie-san's inner voice is really boorish.
**[15:58] ---**
She didn't figure it out, sir.
***SIGN*** Boorish
**[16:00] ---**
Boorish...
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
***SIGN*** Ooba
**[16:07] ---**
Wow, that was a real shock...
**[16:08] ---**
I could hear people
all around the shop talking.
**[16:11] ---**
Have I really become psychic or something?
**[16:15] ---**
But... isn't that kind of amazing?
**[16:20] ---**
Even if it is for the sake
of tricking Natchi...
**[16:23] ---**
I can't believe we had to play all
the customers and the sales clerks...
**[16:26] ---**
Not easy...
**[16:30] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:36] ---**
Excuse me! What are you
fiddling around there for?
**[16:39] ---**
Gero!
**[16:40] ---**
N-Nothing, ma'am!
**[16:44] ---**
It has gotten cold, after all, sir.
**[16:46] ---**
I was holding Lady Natsumi's shoes
close to me to warm them up, sir.
**[16:51] ---**
This is about all I can do as a
gesture of how thankful I am.
**[16:57] ---**
Mr. Sergeant has been
doing that all morning.
**[17:01] ---**
Tamama's inner voice, too?
**[17:02] ---**
But I cannot tell her that.
**[17:04] ---**
It was an order from Mr. Sergeant, so Natchi
does not have to think about these things.
***SIGN*** Tamama is not sad, the ventriloquism is just very hard.
**[17:10] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[17:12] ---**
Are you... being considerate to me?
**[17:16] ---**
Bingo!
**[17:19] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[17:21] ---**
The bath is ready, ma'am!
**[17:23] ---**
Okay.
**[17:27] ---**
After all, I do want to give
the first bath to Lady Natsumi.
**[17:32] ---**
As thanks for all she does for me.
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, stupid frog,
you can go in first if you want.
***SIGN*** Bingo...
**[17:38] ---**
Bingo!
**[17:42] ---**
Time to eat!
***SIGN*** Staaaaare
**[17:44] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[17:47] ---**
Ah, it's nothing, ma'am!
**[17:50] ---**
It's probably just coincidence.
**[17:51] ---**
That one was a little bigger...
**[17:54] ---**
I'm glad, though.
**[17:56] ---**
I'm always causing trouble for Lady Natsumi.
**[17:58] ---**
She should have the slightly larger one...
**[18:00] ---**
Here.
**[18:02] ---**
I cut this one a little bigger.
**[18:06] ---**
I'm on a diet right now.
**[18:08] ---**
Bingo!
**[18:10] ---**
I really changed my view on the stupid frog!
**[18:13] ---**
Huh, really?
**[18:14] ---**
If that's what he's thinking,
I have to treat him a little better!
**[18:19] ---**
The time is ripe, sir.
**[18:23] ---**
Well, Lady Natsumi! This year's
almost over, isn't it, ma'am?
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[18:36] ---**
Ah... December 9th is my birthday.
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[18:41] ---**
But everyone always forgets, after all, sir.
**[18:45] ---**
I guess I'll celebrate it privately
like usual, sir.
**[18:48] ---**
All alone.
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, by the way, stupid frog,
wasn't it your birthday soon?
**[18:53] ---**
Gero.
**[18:54] ---**
She fell for it!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[18:55] ---**
Well, yes...
**[18:58] ---**
Lady Natsumi remembered!
That makes me happy.
**[19:01] ---**
Maybe she'll have a present
for me... yeah, right!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[19:07] ---**
Is that a Gundam model catalog?
**[19:11] ---**
Let me see?
**[19:13] ---**
It's working!!
**[19:14] ---**
Now don't look back!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[19:16] ---**
What?! Surely Lady Natsumi isn't
thinking about giving me a present?!
**[19:20] ---**
How kind she is!
**[19:21] ---**
A goddess!
**[19:24] ---**
If Lady Natsumi would get me
a Gundam model,
**[19:26] ---**
I wouldn't even care if
I got one I already had!
**[19:28] ---**
Requesting anything would be boorish,
discourteous, uncouth in the extreme!
**[19:32] ---**
Which do you want, stupid frog?
**[19:35] ---**
Which do you want, stupid frog?
***SIGN*** HERE WE GO!!
**[19:37] ---**
Here we go!!
**[19:40] ---**
I stand here on the shoulders of my subordinates,
deceived with a fake invasion plan!
***SIGN*** Cobra Gundam
**[19:44] ---**
Tricking my natural enemy Lady Natsumi
**[19:44] ---**
Stupid frog, stupid frog, please accept this.
**[19:46] ---**
into buying me an MG Cobra Gundam
as a birthday present!
**[19:47] ---**
Please accept this MG Cobra Gundam.
***SIGN*** Gunpla Latest Catalog!
**[19:51] ---**
Oh... I couldn't say...
**[19:54] ---**
Oh, I so want to say my request out loud!
**[19:59] ---**
I want the MG Cobra Gundam!
**[20:02] ---**
But I could never be so bold...
**[20:06] ---**
No matter how much I want it,
I could never ask her...
**[20:11] ---**
MG Cobra Gundam, huh...
**[20:14] ---**
MG Cobra Gundam?
**[20:16] ---**
Yes! MG Cob—
**[20:18] ---**
Wha?! Master Fuyuki?!
**[20:20] ---**
I... I didn't say anything, sir...
**[20:23] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:24] ---**
You're really good, Sarge! At ventriloquism!
**[20:27] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:28] ---**
Ventriloquism?
**[20:29] ---**
Teach me, too!
**[20:31] ---**
Ahh, this, isn't...
***SIGN*** I'm not doing any ventriloquism, sir!
**[20:33] ---**
I'm not doing any ventriloquism, sir!
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[20:37] ---**
You really are good.
**[20:39] ---**
I can hear your voice, even though
your mouth isn't moving at all.
**[20:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki, please!
**[20:46] ---**
Gero.
**[20:46] ---**
So the inner voice thing was a lie.
**[20:49] ---**
I almost fell right for
buying you a Gundam model!
**[20:52] ---**
Ahh, my catalog...
**[20:54] ---**
Now I see.
**[20:57] ---**
You even tricked us into thinking
it was an invasion plan...
**[20:59] ---**
...but you were actually
after Gundam models, huh?
**[21:01] ---**
You're a little-minded man!
**[21:04] ---**
So mean, Keroro-kun...
**[21:08] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[21:10] ---**
Erk!
**[21:11] ---**
I'll let you hear my inner voice.
**[21:15] ---**
One week before your birthday,
**[21:17] ---**
December 2nd, is my birthday.
**[21:20] ---**
Now...
**[21:21] ---**
...why don't I get him to put
on a big celebration?!
**[21:24] ---**
As thanks for all the constant hard work!
**[21:33] ---**
Gero!!
**[21:38] ---**
A few days later,
**[21:40] ---**
a gorgeous birthday party
was held for Natsumi-chan.
**[21:44] ---**
As for Sarge's birthday party,
on the other hand...
***SIGN*** I'm sorry...
**[21:48] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** HERE WE GOOO!!!
**[23:22] ---**
Gara gara gara!
**[23:24] ---**
I'm the Keronians' mortal enemy, Viper, gara!
**[23:27] ---**
What's gonna pop out of the gara-gara-pon,
**[23:30] ---**
gara gara pon pon gara pon pon!
**[23:32] ---**
Which is the winning one? Nobody knows!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:36] ---**
Fire up the engines of your heart!
**[23:38] ---**
"556, Space Sheriff, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Leave it to Lavie, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E343 - 556, Space Sheriff, Sir! / Leave it to Lavie, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVP7K7/556-space-sheriff-sir--leave-it-to-lavie-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Due to unavoidable circumstances,
we will be closed for a while.
Gluten
**[01:32] ---**
What kind of work do you all think
you'd like to do in the future?
**[01:36] ---**
Gluten...
***SIGN*** Gluten
***SIGN*** We Have Delicious Gluten
**[01:37] ---**
Would you like some gluten?
**[01:44] ---**
Oof, oof, oof...
***SIGN*** Omitted Abbreviated Cut
**[01:46] ---**
It'll take a while, so, we'll just cut.
**[01:48] ---**
I'm Poyon, poyo!
**[01:50] ---**
Who are you?! State your purpose!
**[01:52] ---**
I'm Space Officer Poyon, poyo!
**[01:55] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[01:56] ---**
I don't know what my brother did,
but I'm sorry!
**[01:59] ---**
You look like you have
lots of time on your hands!
**[02:01] ---**
Would you like to work for the
safety of the universe, poyo?!
**[02:06] ---**
Think about it, poyo!
**[02:12] ---**
Brother?
**[02:12] ---**
Would you like to work for the
safety of the universe, poyo?!
**[02:18] ---**
HERE WE GOOOOOO!!
**[02:26] ---**
556, Space Sheriff, Sir!
***SIGN*** Space Detective
***SIGN*** Space Sheriff
***SIGN*** Space Sheriff 556
**[02:44] ---**
Space Sheriff 556,
**[02:46] ---**
on the scene!!
**[02:48] ---**
Excuse me!
**[02:49] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[02:51] ---**
I'm so sorry my brother is so rough!
**[02:53] ---**
Space Sheriff 556!
**[02:54] ---**
On the scene!
**[02:56] ---**
5-556...
**[02:58] ---**
What did... you just say?
**[03:00] ---**
Space Sheriff 556!
**[03:01] ---**
No way!
**[03:02] ---**
Yes way!
**[03:03] ---**
It's exactly as you think!
**[03:05] ---**
Seriously?!
**[03:07] ---**
I just received this!
**[03:09] ---**
Recruiting space officers?
**[03:13] ---**
Hey, this is just a recruitment flier!
**[03:16] ---**
What?!
**[03:18] ---**
It looks like 556-san got the
wrong idea that he became a sheriff...
**[03:23] ---**
Less "the wrong idea" and more...
"he blindly assumed it."
**[03:27] ---**
Sorry!
**[03:32] ---**
556!
**[03:35] ---**
556! Are you really just
going to give up, sir?!
**[03:38] ---**
What?!
**[03:41] ---**
Ever since you were a kid, you've been
aiming to become a space sheriff.
***SIGN*** Space Sheriff Successful Applicants List
**[03:45] ---**
But no matter how many times you challenged
the employment exam, it was no good.
***SIGN*** * Reconstruction
**[03:50] ---**
And that's what led you to become...
a space detective...
***SIGN*** Space Detective
**[03:57] ---**
Youth is... about not giving up.
**[04:01] ---**
Fire up the engines of your heart.
**[04:08] ---**
That was what was great about you,
Space Detective 556!
**[04:11] ---**
Why aren't you trying to challenge it, sir?!
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[04:20] ---**
Keroro... you're absolutely right!
**[04:23] ---**
All right!
**[04:24] ---**
The engines of my heart are fired up!
**[04:28] ---**
I will assist you fully, sir!
**[04:31] ---**
So...
***SIGN*** Go For It 556!
Pass The Test!!
**[04:33] ---**
...we're going to help 556
study for his test, sir!
***SIGN*** Pigoon
**[04:39] ---**
Don't just decide that
without any discussion!
**[04:40] ---**
What a drag.
**[04:42] ---**
This, too, is for the sake of helping others.
**[04:44] ---**
Come on! If we build a strong pipeline
with the space police,
***SIGN*** Pipeline
**[04:48] ---**
that can't be bad for us, sir!
**[04:51] ---**
Or, like, cozy partners?
**[04:53] ---**
Okay, let's get started!
**[04:54] ---**
General education exam, here we go!
**[04:59] ---**
Okay, I'll hand out the test papers.
**[05:02] ---**
Keropachi-san! I mean...
**[05:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, why are we taking the test, too?
**[05:06] ---**
Yeah! What's the point in us doing it?
**[05:10] ---**
To create the proper atmosphere
of an exam hall, of course!
**[05:13] ---**
You numbskulls!
**[05:14] ---**
A paper exam, huh...
**[05:16] ---**
This is nostalgic.
**[05:18] ---**
I do not like to brag, but general
education is my strong point!
**[05:23] ---**
Okay, start!
**[05:29] ---**
Try answering along at home!
**[05:30] ---**
What... is this.
**[05:32] ---**
I can't read alien language...
**[05:35] ---**
It's multiple choice,
so I'll just have to guess...
**[05:43] ---**
Brother... try your best!
**[05:47] ---**
All right, I'll announce the results!
***SIGN*** Results Announcement
***SIGN*** Kululu 120 points
**[05:50] ---**
Kululu-san, 120 points.
***SIGN*** Dororo 95 points
**[05:52] ---**
Dororo-san, 95 points.
***SIGN*** Giroro 80 points
**[05:54] ---**
Giroro-san, 80 points.
***SIGN*** Tamama 55 points
**[05:55] ---**
Tamama-san, 55 points.
**[05:59] ---**
Natsumi-san, 15 points.
**[06:01] ---**
Fuyuki-san, 10 points.
**[06:02] ---**
Well, that's probably about right
for shooting in the dark.
**[06:05] ---**
And now... what about 556?
**[06:08] ---**
556-san...
**[06:10] ---**
0 points.
**[06:14] ---**
What... is this?
**[06:15] ---**
I'm actually amazed he managed
to get 0 points on multiple choice!
**[06:19] ---**
You're an alien!
How could you lose to a Pekoponian?!
**[06:23] ---**
So not even blind guessing works for 556.
**[06:26] ---**
In that case...
**[06:31] ---**
I-It can't be!
**[06:35] ---**
My final battle weapon...
**[06:39] ---**
I will pass it on to 556, sir!
**[06:49] ---**
Gerori.
**[06:51] ---**
It's just a pencil, isn't it?
**[06:54] ---**
Don't tell me it's...
**[06:58] ---**
Here it is! The dice pencil!
**[07:00] ---**
How many tests
have I passed thanks to this?
**[07:05] ---**
Yes... it was astoundingly accurate.
**[07:09] ---**
It left its mark in legend.
**[07:12] ---**
It'll help you a lot, sir!
**[07:16] ---**
If I throw this...
I will get the answers?!
**[07:19] ---**
Yep!
**[07:20] ---**
Pray for the right answer!
**[07:30] ---**
I threw it!
**[07:31] ---**
Gero!!
**[07:33] ---**
My dice pencil!
**[07:38] ---**
There is no royal road to studying.
**[07:40] ---**
Thorough, careful study is indeed the best.
**[07:44] ---**
I remember ripping out the pages
I memorized and eating them.
**[07:49] ---**
Pretty good!
**[07:50] ---**
Don't eat them until you've memorized them!!
**[07:53] ---**
Anyway... we'll just go through
every one of them, sir.
**[07:57] ---**
Unfortunately... we don't have time!
**[08:00] ---**
You don't have time? When is the exam?
**[08:04] ---**
T-Tomorrow...
**[08:07] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[08:09] ---**
I'm so sorry we don't have any time!
**[08:13] ---**
He's screwed.
**[08:15] ---**
Looks like we're gonna have
to resort to "data doping."
**[08:23] ---**
I knew it would come to this.
***SIGN*** In Surgery
**[08:25] ---**
Okay, here we go!
**[08:26] ---**
Click!
**[08:31] ---**
You don't... *look* any different, sir...
**[08:34] ---**
But right now, stuffed inside 556's head,
**[08:37] ---**
is all the knowledge data of the universe!
**[08:41] ---**
He really doesn't look that amazing!
**[08:44] ---**
Try saying pi.
**[08:46] ---**
3.141592...
**[08:49] ---**
...653589793238462643383...
**[08:50] ---**
WHOA!!
**[08:52] ---**
But I have no idea if it is right or not!
**[08:55] ---**
What about history questions?!
**[08:57] ---**
What was the first planet
invaded by the Keron Army?
**[09:00] ---**
Planet Doron, 16th planet of the Toad Nebula!
**[09:04] ---**
What is inside Girandou manjuu?
**[09:07] ---**
Micro-azuki from Planet Derakintoki!
**[09:10] ---**
What meaning does the plant cyclamen have?
**[09:13] ---**
Abashedness, introversion,
jealousy, hesitance...
**[09:17] ---**
Please accept my pining love...
**[09:23] ---**
W-Wow!
**[09:25] ---**
Looks like he should be able to handle
any question they throw at him.
**[09:28] ---**
All thanks to the incredible scientific
prowess of the Keron Army, sir!
**[09:32] ---**
I found ten yen!
**[09:36] ---**
But he does not look very smart to me...
**[09:40] ---**
His knowledge is perfect,
**[09:42] ---**
but he's not changed in any other way.
***SIGN*** Perfect Knowledge
**[09:45] ---**
And even that knowledge stuffed in there...
**[09:47] ---**
After 24 hours, it'll be totally gone.
***SIGN*** Empty
**[09:50] ---**
But that'll be enough for
tomorrow's exam, right?
**[09:54] ---**
I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[09:56] ---**
I'm so sorry for asking you to do all of this!
***SIGN*** Examination Hall
**[09:59] ---**
And... the day of the exam.
***SIGN*** Good Luck!
**[10:05] ---**
Excuse me! Will you quiet down!?
**[10:07] ---**
I can solve them...
**[10:09] ---**
Even I can solve them!
**[10:12] ---**
I wonder how 556-san did on the exam.
**[10:15] ---**
Even 556 is bound to pass it
in that state, sir!
**[10:20] ---**
I just hope that Lavie-san's efforts
are rewarded now.
***SIGN*** Pass
**[10:25] ---**
Look at this, everyone!
**[10:26] ---**
They told me I passed!
**[10:29] ---**
You did it, 556!
**[10:31] ---**
That is fantastic!
***SIGN*** Congratulations on becoming a space sheriff!!
**[10:34] ---**
Congratulations!
**[10:45] ---**
Brother...
***SIGN*** Pass
**[10:48] ---**
Th-This...
***SIGN*** Certified Space Vegetable Sommelier
***SIGN*** Certified Space Vegetable Sommelier
**[10:51] ---**
Certified Space Vegetable Sommelier.
**[10:55] ---**
Brother! Where did you take the exam?!
***SIGN*** Rewind
**[11:00] ---**
Let's find out what on Earth happened.
***SIGN*** Examination Hall
**[11:01] ---**
Take one more look at the examination hall.
***SIGN*** Good Luck!
**[11:06] ---**
Excuse me! Will you quiet down?
**[11:08] ---**
I can solve them...
**[11:09] ---**
Even I can solve th—
***SIGN*** Good Luck!!
**[11:11] ---**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Reach your goal of becoming a vegetable sommelier!
**[11:15] ---**
"Reach your goal of becoming
a vegetable sommelier!"
**[11:17] ---**
Don't... tell me...
***SIGN*** Congratulations on becoming a space sheriff!!
**[11:20] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[11:22] ---**
I'm so sorry my brother picked
the wrong examination site!
**[11:26] ---**
You won't always be able
to get the job you want.
**[11:29] ---**
But sometimes you can happen
across your dream job that way.
**[11:35] ---**
For everything about crimes and vegetables,
**[11:37] ---**
just ask me, Space Detective 556!
***SIGN*** December
**[11:41] ---**
It's already December.
***SIGN*** Station Street Shopping Center
***SIGN*** End of Year
Big Sale!!
***SIGN*** Thank you very much for
all your business this year
***SIGN*** Half-price Sale
**[11:45] ---**
I wonder if they've started doing them
already at shopping centers near you.
**[11:49] ---**
These things.
**[11:52] ---**
Calm down, Lavie!
**[11:53] ---**
Don't think. Feel!
**[11:56] ---**
Okay...
***SIGN*** Lottery Officially Recognized by the Shopping District
**[12:12] ---**
Congratulations!
***SIGN*** Ooba
All Products 20% Off
***SIGN*** Grand Prize (Gold): Secret ♥
**[12:14] ---**
Brown is fifth prize! You win a cup of ramen!
**[12:16] ---**
Nice going, Lavie!
**[12:18] ---**
B-Brother!
**[12:26] ---**
Wow!
**[12:27] ---**
Or, like, no-miss hit-rate?
**[12:30] ---**
Amazing, Lavie!
**[12:31] ---**
Your lottery luck is the real thing!
**[12:34] ---**
Fifth prize...
**[12:36] ---**
That's not lucky at all, you know.
**[12:42] ---**
Leave it to Lavie, Sir!
**[12:48] ---**
I will show you what being "lucky" means...
**[12:51] ---**
...with this right hand of mine,
which has been called the "Hand of God", sir!
**[12:56] ---**
Here we go!
***SIGN*** Grand Prize (Gold): Secret ♥
First Prize (Silver): Plasma TV
Second Prize (Bronze):
Latest Games Console
***SIGN*** 3,000 Yen Off Voucher
Mixed Bags of Sweets
Cyclone Vacuum Cleaner
**[12:58] ---**
Second prize will do, stupid frog!
**[12:59] ---**
The games console! Get the games console!
**[13:02] ---**
Sarge! Get the grand prize!
**[13:05] ---**
Wait...
***SIGN*** Grand Prize (Gold)
**[13:06] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Secret ♥
**[13:08] ---**
The grand prize is a secret?
***SIGN*** Easter Island
**[13:11] ---**
I thought it was a trip to Easter Island...
**[13:14] ---**
Uncle! Do it!
**[13:21] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Grand Prize (Gold)
**[13:24] ---**
We have a winner!
**[13:27] ---**
How's that?
**[13:28] ---**
That's what being lucky's all about!
**[13:31] ---**
I knew you could do it, Uncle!
**[13:33] ---**
That woman!
**[13:34] ---**
Exploiting every opportunity!
**[13:36] ---**
Uncle?
**[13:36] ---**
So?
**[13:37] ---**
What's the grand prize, sir?
***SIGN*** Grand Prize (Gold): Secret ♥
**[13:40] ---**
The grand prize is...
**[13:43] ---**
...this, gara!!
***SIGN*** Raffle
**[13:45] ---**
Gero!
**[13:46] ---**
V-Viper!
***SIGN*** Viper (Shopping Center Staff)
**[13:48] ---**
Viper parenthesis "shopping center staff"!
**[13:55] ---**
It's a hero show!
**[13:56] ---**
Look out! Get down!
**[13:58] ---**
Take this!
**[14:01] ---**
Gero!
**[14:09] ---**
Brother!
***SIGN*** Grand Prize (Gold): Secret ♥
First Prize (Silver): Plasma TV
***SIGN*** Ooba All Products 20% Off Limited-Time Sale
**[14:14] ---**
Gara gara gara!
**[14:18] ---**
B-Brother!
**[14:22] ---**
Gero...
**[14:27] ---**
W-We're...
**[14:30] ---**
Wh-What happened to me?!
**[14:33] ---**
Why did we turn into balls?
**[14:36] ---**
Or, like, freaky deaky?
**[14:40] ---**
Gero!
**[14:42] ---**
We've all become balls, sir!
**[14:44] ---**
Hey! What in blazes is this?!
**[14:46] ---**
I... have absolutely no idea!
**[14:48] ---**
Gara gara gara!
**[14:51] ---**
Viper!
**[14:52] ---**
What are you planning to do with us, sir?
**[14:54] ---**
You can tell that from
what you look like, gara.
**[14:57] ---**
I'm going to use you guys for the
Viper Shopping Center's lottery, gara!
**[15:01] ---**
So when we pop out,
you won't need us anymore, right?
**[15:05] ---**
As if, gara!
**[15:06] ---**
They're gonna be walking away
with you guys as bonus prizes, gara!
**[15:10] ---**
Bonus prizes?
***SIGN*** Hotpot
**[15:12] ---**
You, the green one, you'll be hotpot!
***SIGN*** Roasted whole
**[15:14] ---**
The red one will be roasted whole!
***SIGN*** Sashimi
**[15:16] ---**
The black one will be sliced sashimi!
***SIGN*** Smoked
**[15:18] ---**
The blue one will be smoked!
***SIGN*** Curry
**[15:20] ---**
And the yellow one will be curry, of course!
**[15:24] ---**
All sound delicious, gara.
***SIGN*** Hotpot
**[15:27] ---**
I'm not tasty at all, sir!
***SIGN*** Roasted whole
**[15:30] ---**
R-Roasted whole...?!
***SIGN*** Sashimi
**[15:32] ---**
Sashimi is too gory!
***SIGN*** Smoked
**[15:35] ---**
Smoked...
**[15:36] ---**
That's a little bit plain.
***SIGN*** Curry
**[15:40] ---**
Made into a curry...
couldn't imagine a better way to go.
**[15:46] ---**
Meanwhile, Lavie, using her special item,
the "Brother Sensor,"
***SIGN*** Brother Sensor
**[15:49] ---**
was closing in on 556
and the others' whereabouts!
**[15:53] ---**
That must be it...
***SIGN*** No Entry No Entry Except For Authorized Personnel
**[15:58] ---**
What's gonna pop out of the gara-gara-pon,
**[16:00] ---**
gara gara pon pon gara pon pon!
***SIGN*** End-of-Year Viper Lottery Meet Viper Shopping Center Lottery Site This Way
**[16:03] ---**
Gara pon pon!
**[16:06] ---**
Which is the winning one, nobody knows!
**[16:08] ---**
Gara-gara-pon gara gara!
***SIGN*** Viper (housewives)!
**[16:12] ---**
Viper parenthesis "housewives!"
**[16:14] ---**
Okay, okay, everyone form a line, gara!
**[16:17] ---**
This year, we're being generous and
throwing in Keronian cooking as bonus prizes!
**[16:21] ---**
Argh!
**[16:22] ---**
Do we just have to sit here
and wait to be raffled off?
**[16:26] ---**
Kululu-tan! Isn't there anything you can do?
**[16:28] ---**
Sowwy but no, widdle guy!
**[16:30] ---**
Well, then, let's begin with our first batter!
**[16:36] ---**
Dear me, I'm so nervous!
**[16:39] ---**
Waaah! I don't wanna be a hotpot!
**[16:43] ---**
I want to save myself,
if no one else! Poohekoki!
**[16:47] ---**
Hey! Tamama!
**[16:49] ---**
Ah. Sorry! Teehee!
**[16:52] ---**
Gero!
**[16:53] ---**
Ow!
**[16:54] ---**
Congratulations, gara!
***SIGN*** First Prize
**[16:57] ---**
We already have a winner of the first prize!
**[16:59] ---**
A 500-inch flatscreen TV and the
bonus Keronian hotpot set, gara!
***SIGN*** Catalog
**[17:05] ---**
Oh, my, he looks delicious!
**[17:06] ---**
Gero!
**[17:08] ---**
Oh, goooooosh!
**[17:11] ---**
Gero!
**[17:12] ---**
Who?!
**[17:21] ---**
Y-You... Who are you?
**[17:26] ---**
I... I'm Space Detective 556's
assistant, and...
**[17:29] ---**
...and younger sister Lavie!
**[17:30] ---**
Cut!!
**[17:32] ---**
Excuse me. We need you
to get this right, gara!
**[17:35] ---**
We're all waiting on you here!
**[17:38] ---**
I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[17:40] ---**
I'm not used to—
**[17:40] ---**
Gotcha!
**[17:43] ---**
Now!
**[17:44] ---**
Everyone, go get her!
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[17:48] ---**
Gero!
**[17:50] ---**
I have to do something...
**[17:52] ---**
Oh, right!
**[17:54] ---**
I'll get everyone out of the garapon
and have them fight as well, sir!
**[17:57] ---**
Let's get her!
**[17:59] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[18:00] ---**
Ah! She got me! Ah! She got me!
**[18:02] ---**
What?!
**[18:06] ---**
Lose.
**[18:08] ---**
You're pretty good, dear!
***SIGN*** ° The staff greatly enjoyed
the vegetables afterwards.
**[18:11] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[18:11] ---**
She got me! She got me!
**[18:13] ---**
She got meee!
**[18:16] ---**
Careful, all of you, gara!
**[18:18] ---**
She's mastered the art of Sorry-Fu!
**[18:21] ---**
There's no art like that!
**[18:24] ---**
She got meee!
**[18:24] ---**
Ah, I'm sorry!
**[18:25] ---**
She got me!
**[18:25] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:27] ---**
She got meeeee!
**[18:27] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:30] ---**
Viper parenthesis "housewives" wiped out.
***SIGN*** Wiped out
**[18:34] ---**
Umm.
**[18:35] ---**
Lavie-san pretty much
did it all on her own, you know.
**[18:39] ---**
Huh?
**[18:40] ---**
That's weird...
**[18:42] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
**[18:45] ---**
I won't show any more mercy, gara!
**[18:48] ---**
Take this!
**[18:50] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:58] ---**
Looks like this battle is over.
**[19:04] ---**
Lavie!
**[19:06] ---**
Win me!
**[19:07] ---**
Brother?
**[19:09] ---**
Win me out of here!
**[19:11] ---**
556!
**[19:13] ---**
That's easier said than done...
**[19:17] ---**
...All right.
**[19:19] ---**
I'll give you just one chance.
**[19:22] ---**
If you get him out, it'll be a miracle!
**[19:23] ---**
Gara gara gara gara!
**[19:39] ---**
Lady Lavie!
**[19:41] ---**
With your luck, I'm sure
it'll be fine, ma'am!
**[19:45] ---**
Keroro-san...
**[19:47] ---**
Believe in yourself, ma'am!
**[20:22] ---**
Gero...
**[20:29] ---**
Brother!
**[20:31] ---**
It can't be!
**[20:33] ---**
It's time for you to pay!
**[20:34] ---**
556...
**[20:36] ---**
I get the feeling I'm about to be beaten!
**[20:38] ---**
Organic!
**[20:40] ---**
Gara!
**[20:43] ---**
I thought the garapon was
a good plan myseeeeelf!
**[20:51] ---**
Brother!
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba Lottery Officially Recognized by the Shopping District
**[20:58] ---**
And the next day...
**[21:00] ---**
Lady Lavie, please!
**[21:02] ---**
I want you to win me the
50-inch widescreen TV, ma'am!
**[21:05] ---**
I can make do with second prize!
**[21:07] ---**
I want to win the grand prize trip
to Easter Island!
***SIGN*** Lottery Officially Recognized by the Shopping District
**[21:11] ---**
Lavie-san, please do the draw for me!
**[21:14] ---**
Please!
**[21:16] ---**
B-But...
**[21:22] ---**
How did they all turn out to be cup ramen?!
**[21:24] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[21:29] ---**
That got us through yesterday, too!
**[21:31] ---**
You should be grateful for
the strength of Lavie's luck!
**[21:34] ---**
Gero.
**[21:36] ---**
Luck that's only good
for winning cup ramen...
**[21:39] ---**
Looks like there are all different
kinds of lottery luck.
**[21:42] ---**
I hope you all win something nice, too.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu here.
**[23:24] ---**
As a member of the Galulu Platoon,
**[23:25] ---**
I recently left Pekopon and
departed for a remote planet.
**[23:29] ---**
Could this be my last chance
to improve my career prospects?
**[23:30] ---**
I mean, there are all kinds of things
holding my future back, with my age and so on...
**[23:33] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:34] ---**
Kya! Oh, Master Fuyuki!
**[23:37] ---**
"Pururu: Encounters on Pekopon, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Alisa & Momoka:
A Battle Between Women, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E344 - Pururu: Love Encounter on Pekopon, Sir! / Alisa & Momoka: A Battle Between Women, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2NK2/pururu-love-encounter-on-pekopon-sir--alisa--momoka-a-battle-between-women-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Cream Jelly Soap
**[01:36] ---**
I'm all set.
**[01:39] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[01:41] ---**
Yes?
**[01:43] ---**
Keroro-kun, can I talk to you for a moment?
**[01:45] ---**
What is it?
**[01:47] ---**
Guess what?
**[01:48] ---**
This is sudden, but I'm going to
leave Pekopon next week.
**[01:52] ---**
Huh. Is that right?
**[01:56] ---**
Gero!
**[01:57] ---**
What do you mean, "leave"?
**[02:03] ---**
Pururu: Love Encounter on Pekopon, Sir!
**[02:09] ---**
Actually, Commander Galulu
**[02:11] ---**
invited me to come to his
new station on Planet Zawatokoro.
**[02:15] ---**
Galulu did?
**[02:16] ---**
I belong to the Galulu Platoon, remember?
**[02:20] ---**
Besides, their mission now
is pretty important.
**[02:23] ---**
I thought this would be perfect
to give my career a boost.
***SIGN*** Brilliant Career Boost
**[02:28] ---**
When do you leave?
**[02:30] ---**
Three days from now.
**[02:31] ---**
Three days from now?!
**[02:32] ---**
Or, like, moving quickly?
**[02:37] ---**
I'll miss you,
**[02:39] ---**
but I hope all of you can support me in this.
**[02:48] ---**
Pururu-chan...
***SIGN*** Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!!
**[02:53] ---**
What should we do?
**[02:55] ---**
Do you want Chief Nurse Pururu
to stay, Mr. Sergeant?
**[02:59] ---**
Well, yeah...
**[03:01] ---**
To be honest, it would reduce
our fighting strength.
***SIGN*** Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!!
Plan to stop Pururu-chan from going to a new post
Anyway, beg her on hands and knees
Bribe her with tickets to high-class aesthetic salon
**[03:03] ---**
Or, like, newbie recruit?
**[03:07] ---**
That aside, isn't it about time?
**[03:12] ---**
Pururu-san!
**[03:16] ---**
As expected,
Warrant Officer Bariri has appeared.
**[03:24] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!
Plan to stop Pururu-chan from going to a new post
Anyway, beg her on hands and knees
Bribe her with tickets to high-class aesthetic salon
**[03:27] ---**
I... I...
**[03:29] ---**
...want Pururu-san to stay on Pekopon.
**[03:34] ---**
That's right!
**[03:35] ---**
It's like a century egg that's been consumed.
**[03:38] ---**
Ch-Chinese food this time...
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[03:41] ---**
After all, Pururu-san is going to Zawatokoro,
***SIGN*** Miyasagino
**[03:44] ---**
which is extremely far from
my planet, Miyasagino.
***SIGN*** Zawatokoro
**[03:48] ---**
Wait, Pururu-suwan!
**[03:49] ---**
If she goes, I may never see her again!
**[03:50] ---**
Goodbye!
**[03:52] ---**
That's right! It's just like...
***SIGN*** Bon Bon Chicken
**[03:57] ---**
...bon bon chicken that's been split apart!
**[04:00] ---**
Why don't you just tell her
how you really feel?
**[04:03] ---**
I... I thought about that, too.
**[04:06] ---**
You thought about it?
**[04:08] ---**
Failure after failure weighs heavily on me...
**[04:12] ---**
...so I can't make myself
come right out with it.
**[04:14] ---**
That's right! It's just like...
**[04:16] ---**
...twice-cooked pork covered in oil.
**[04:19] ---**
I... I get it!
**[04:22] ---**
We also really appreciate
**[04:23] ---**
having Pururu-chan around.
**[04:27] ---**
I can't agree with this talk.
**[04:29] ---**
G-Giroyama-kun...
***SIGN*** Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!
Plan to stop Pururu-chan from going to a new post
Anyway, beg her on hands and knees
Bribe her with tickets to high-class aesthetic salon
**[04:31] ---**
The battlefield and farewells
go hand in hand.
**[04:33] ---**
Warrant Officer Bariri, I think accepting
such a parting is important to a soldier like you.
***SIGN*** Heh...
**[04:42] ---**
You're probably right...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[04:44] ---**
His heart just broke.
***SIGN*** Emergency (Until Morning) Forum!
Plan to stop Pururu-chan from going to a new post
Anyway, beg her on hands and knees
Bribe her with tickets to high-class aesthetic salon
**[04:47] ---**
C-Come on, Bari-chan! Cheer up!
**[04:50] ---**
Let's just do what we can!
**[04:52] ---**
Gero...
**[04:53] ---**
R-Right...
**[04:55] ---**
And so, that weekend...
**[04:57] ---**
...they held a farewell party
for Chief Nurse Pururu.
***SIGN*** Thank you for everything! Chief Nurse Pururu's Farewell Party
**[05:01] ---**
Thank you for all of your support.
**[05:03] ---**
Good luck with work. And I hope you
grab hold of every happiness.
**[05:07] ---**
Mom, what kind of pressure
are you putting on her?
**[05:10] ---**
And now let's all watch a
video compilation of memories!
**[05:15] ---**
Or, like, emcee speaker?
***SIGN*** Thank you for everything! Chief Nurse Pururu's Farewell Party
**[05:18] ---**
A-Are you sure about this?
**[05:20] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[05:22] ---**
I call this the "Kind-hearted woman
won't be able to leave
**[05:25] ---**
if she's immersed in memories plan!"
**[05:33] ---**
Gero?
**[05:40] ---**
You did this...
***SIGN*** Ku Ku Ku Ku
**[05:44] ---**
Well, this is goodbye to the people
who took that distasteful video, too.
**[05:49] ---**
It had the exact opposite effect.
**[05:52] ---**
And now let's enjoy the
memorable tastes of Pekopon.
**[05:56] ---**
Or, like, royal feasting?
**[05:59] ---**
This time it'll work!
**[06:02] ---**
Look, it's like wanting to go back home
after recalling the taste of your mom's cooking.
**[06:06] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's Special Gunpramen.
***SIGN*** Gunpramen
***SIGN*** Given to the Cat
**[06:13] ---**
Given to the cat.
***SIGN*** Gong
**[06:15] ---**
I made jumbo curry with a secret stock!
***SIGN*** Jumbo Curry
***SIGN*** With Secret Stock
**[06:22] ---**
Kululu-dono... has just taken a bath.
**[06:24] ---**
I'm all sweaty.
**[06:25] ---**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** To Fuyuki-kun
**[06:26] ---**
Of course, for dessert, we've got
a Nishizawa family special cake!
**[06:30] ---**
F-From now on, I'll get to go back
to eating normal food.
**[06:34] ---**
Again, it had the exact opposite effect.
***SIGN*** To Fuyuki-kun
**[06:37] ---**
And finally,
**[06:39] ---**
I'd like Warrant Officer Bariri
to say a few words.
**[06:44] ---**
Um... er...
**[06:47] ---**
Bariri-san...
**[06:48] ---**
He's so nervous that he's shivering.
**[06:51] ---**
Go for it!
**[06:52] ---**
Pururu-san!
**[06:58] ---**
It's hot!
***SIGN*** Hot Hot Hot Hot
**[07:00] ---**
It's hot! Hot! Hot!
**[07:02] ---**
Warrant Officer Bariri! Calm down! Calm down!
**[07:07] ---**
Or, like, vanished reason?
**[07:09] ---**
Pururu-san!
**[07:13] ---**
I've had enough...
**[07:15] ---**
...out of you!
***SIGN*** Jab
***SIGN*** To Fuyuki-kun
**[07:31] ---**
P-Pururu-san...
**[07:34] ---**
I've had it!
**[07:37] ---**
That was some party.
**[07:40] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:41] ---**
But it's okay.
**[07:43] ---**
You'll heal up soon.
**[07:46] ---**
I see...
**[07:48] ---**
Gero!
**[07:53] ---**
The charming Pururu-san
**[07:55] ---**
has never smiled at me like that.
**[08:06] ---**
Thank you so much, everyone.
**[08:09] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu,
may the fortunes of war be with you!
**[08:15] ---**
Well, I'll be leaving.
**[08:20] ---**
Pururu-chan! Take care!
**[08:23] ---**
Be well! Goodbye!
**[08:30] ---**
Come on, everyone. Chin up.
**[08:35] ---**
Are you okay with this?
**[08:38] ---**
I did say that it was important
to accept farewells.
**[08:41] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro...
**[08:43] ---**
But not expressing your feelings
**[08:47] ---**
is the same thing as deserting
under enemy fire on the battlefield.
**[08:50] ---**
And isn't dying a noble death
a kind of virtue?
**[08:57] ---**
I apologize for speaking out of turn.
**[09:06] ---**
Pururu-san!
**[09:09] ---**
I just have to tell her how I feel!
**[09:14] ---**
That's just like...
**[09:16] ---**
...hot, hot kudzu sauce
over crab omelet on rice!
**[09:23] ---**
What could that be?
**[09:26] ---**
Bariri-san?!
**[09:28] ---**
I've come...
**[09:30] ---**
...so I won't have regrets later.
**[09:33] ---**
Pururu-san!
**[09:35] ---**
I...
**[09:37] ---**
I...
**[09:39] ---**
Idiot! What are you doing?!
**[09:42] ---**
I love you!
**[09:49] ---**
Bariri-san!
**[09:52] ---**
I died a glorious death...
**[09:56] ---**
Yes. It's just like...
**[10:13] ---**
Huh?
**[10:14] ---**
Where am I?
**[10:16] ---**
Are you okay, Bariri-san?
**[10:19] ---**
P-Pururu-san!
**[10:20] ---**
How?
**[10:23] ---**
Well...
**[10:25] ---**
I never would've guessed that Pururu-chan
would end up nursing Warrant Officer Bariri.
**[10:28] ---**
What a turnabout!
**[10:32] ---**
Pururu-san, um...
**[10:34] ---**
Yes?
**[10:35] ---**
After I heal,
**[10:37] ---**
would you have dinner with me?
**[10:40] ---**
That's just like...
**[10:41] ---**
...Peking duck with scallions
that are hard to eat!
**[10:44] ---**
Say, can I ask you for just one favor?
**[10:48] ---**
Those comparisons of yours...
**[10:50] ---**
I'll go with you if you cut that out.
**[10:56] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[10:57] ---**
Of course I'll stop!
**[10:59] ---**
It's just like...
**[11:00] ---**
That's what I'm talking about!
**[11:02] ---**
Sorry...
**[11:10] ---**
And so,
**[11:11] ---**
Warrant Officer Bariri did have dinner \nwith Chief Nurse Pururu.
**[11:15] ---**
And they lived happily ever after.
**[11:18] ---**
Or so we thought...
***SIGN*** Or so we thought...
**[11:21] ---**
As punishment for loitering
a long time on Pekopon
**[11:23] ---**
and neglecting his duties,
Warrant Officer Bariri
***SIGN*** Demotion
***SIGN*** C
**[11:28] ---**
was transferred to Planet Chichibu
at the end of the universe.
**[11:34] ---**
Pururu-san!
**[11:41] ---**
Riding in on a cold, wintry wind is...
**[11:43] ---**
...yes. Her.
**[11:46] ---**
Alisa-chan?!
**[11:47] ---**
What's going on?
**[11:49] ---**
I have come to hunt.
**[11:51] ---**
This is a souvenir for you, Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** Cabrera Stone
***SIGN*** Viva Occult!!
**[11:53] ---**
A Cabrera Stone!
***SIGN*** Rub Rub Rub Rub
**[11:56] ---**
Thank you, Alisa-chan!
**[11:58] ---**
Are you pleased with it?
**[11:59] ---**
Of course!
**[12:01] ---**
Oh, Alisa-chan!
**[12:03] ---**
Well, well, everyone.
**[12:05] ---**
Are you going somewhere?
**[12:07] ---**
We're going ice skating!
**[12:09] ---**
Ice skating?
**[12:11] ---**
I can't go because of work,
**[12:13] ---**
but ice skating is so much fun!
**[12:16] ---**
Fun...
**[12:18] ---**
I understand.
**[12:19] ---**
Fuyuki, I'll go, too.
**[12:22] ---**
Y-You see, I'm not good
at that kind of thing,
**[12:26] ---**
so I'm staying home.
**[12:28] ---**
We'll meet you there.
**[12:32] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[12:34] ---**
What should we do?
**[12:35] ---**
I don't know...
**[12:40] ---**
Alisa & Momoka:
A Battle Between Women, Sir!
**[12:46] ---**
According to the report,
**[12:47] ---**
as we expected,
**[12:49] ---**
it seems Fuyuki-dono is
going to stay home alone.
**[12:52] ---**
So far so good.
**[12:55] ---**
A three-month long plan...
**[12:57] ---**
Operation: Happy time hanging out
and snuggling with Fuyuki-kun!
**[13:02] ---**
I will succeed, no matter what!
**[13:06] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** What?!
**[13:08] ---**
Fuyuki-kun was taken by force
to the ice skating rink.
**[13:12] ---**
We were on our way out ourselves.
**[13:15] ---**
Or, like, second survey?
**[13:17] ---**
That idiot!
**[13:19] ---**
She ruined our plan!
**[13:22] ---**
Paul!
**[13:23] ---**
Yes, milady!
***SIGN*** Yoshizaki Outdoor Skating Rink
**[13:24] ---**
Hurry up, hurry up...
**[13:26] ---**
There.
***SIGN*** Reserved Today
**[13:27] ---**
I bought the skating rink.
**[13:31] ---**
N-Nobody's here.
**[13:34] ---**
So these are ice skates.
**[13:36] ---**
Alisa, have Fuyuki-kun teach you.
**[13:39] ---**
All right.
**[13:41] ---**
Fuyuki, teach me.
**[13:44] ---**
I... I'm really not good at
this kind of thing...
**[13:47] ---**
Hey! I can't!
**[13:52] ---**
A-Are you okay, Alisa-chan?!
**[13:57] ---**
G-Grab my hand!
**[13:59] ---**
Sorry.
**[14:03] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Master Fuyuki!
**[14:05] ---**
Huh?
**[14:06] ---**
Are you okay, Fuyuki?
**[14:06] ---**
Ow!
**[14:08] ---**
Y-Yeah. More or less.
**[14:10] ---**
Wow! Fuyuki's bold!
**[14:14] ---**
No, I just fell because
I'm not used to this...
**[14:19] ---**
It looks like you're having a good time.
**[14:21] ---**
That's right!
**[14:31] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[14:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[14:44] ---**
That's great, Alisa-chan!
**[14:46] ---**
You're perfect already!
**[14:47] ---**
But skating is actually
more fun than I thought.
**[14:50] ---**
Fun...
**[14:56] ---**
Rats!
**[14:57] ---**
She's flirting with him shamelessly!
**[15:00] ---**
But I'll get her away from Fuyuki-kun
if it's the last thing I do!
**[15:03] ---**
Yes, milady!
**[15:06] ---**
We're about to begin the
women's obstacle race on ice.
**[15:10] ---**
The winner will receive two tickets
to a steamy winter tour in Hokkaido.
**[15:15] ---**
Plus a locally-produced Dangal figure!
**[15:19] ---**
This is stupid.
**[15:21] ---**
Natsumi-san! Let's participate!
**[15:24] ---**
Sure!
**[15:25] ---**
Gero-gerori!
**[15:26] ---**
I never thought I could get
**[15:28] ---**
the rare cold weather Dangal version here.
**[15:32] ---**
This is my chance!
**[15:34] ---**
If I win, I can go on a lovey-dovey tour
with Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Chill
**[15:38] ---**
Two tickets for a trip to Hokkaido, he said.
**[15:40] ---**
Aren't you going to do it, Fuyuki?
**[15:42] ---**
No. He said it's for women.
**[15:45] ---**
Why don't you try it, Alisa-chan?
**[15:47] ---**
It might be fun.
**[15:49] ---**
Fun...
**[15:51] ---**
All right.
**[15:53] ---**
I'll give it a try.
**[15:57] ---**
As expected.
**[15:59] ---**
Please carry on with the operation.
**[16:01] ---**
Yes, milady!
**[16:02] ---**
While she's participating in the race,
**[16:05] ---**
I'll be alone with Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:08] ---**
Fuyuki, if I win,
**[16:10] ---**
let's go on the trip together.
**[16:14] ---**
Sure. That'd be fun.
***SIGN*** Sure. That'd be fun. Sure. That'd be fun. Sure. That'd be fun. Sure. That'd be fun.
**[16:15] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[16:19] ---**
Then I'll be cheering you on, Alisa-chan!
**[16:21] ---**
All right.
**[16:22] ---**
Darn it!
**[16:24] ---**
The prize is backfiring on me!
**[16:26] ---**
Since it's come to this,
I'll participate, too!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Variety Special
Exciting Girls Obstacle Race on Ice
**[16:36] ---**
Gero-gerori!
**[16:37] ---**
All I want is that Dangal figure!
**[16:39] ---**
The steamy tour with Mr. Sergeant
is calling out to me!
**[16:43] ---**
G-Going to a hot spring with Natsumi...
**[16:45] ---**
Huh? Corporal Giroro.
Didn't you say it was stupid?
**[16:49] ---**
If I win, I'll go with Saburo-senpai.
**[16:51] ---**
I wonder if Hokkaido is warm?
**[16:54] ---**
I'm going to Hokkaido with Fuyuki-kun
by any means necessary!
**[17:00] ---**
And so,
**[17:00] ---**
as they all focused on their various motives,
**[17:02] ---**
the time for the race arrived.
**[17:05] ---**
Go to the start!
**[17:08] ---**
Good luck, everyone!
**[17:09] ---**
Do your best, Uncle!
**[17:12] ---**
Or, like, wedding prepping?
**[17:14] ---**
Ready?
**[17:22] ---**
Tamama and Giroro are ahead of the pack!
**[17:26] ---**
All right! They're approaching
the first obstacle!
**[17:31] ---**
Speed-eating giant pudding on ice!
**[17:33] ---**
You can't proceed until you've
eaten the specified amount!
**[17:37] ---**
Easy!
**[17:38] ---**
Way too soft!
**[17:39] ---**
Like the pudding itself...
**[17:40] ---**
Leave the pudding to me!
**[17:42] ---**
Uh oh!
**[17:43] ---**
However, be careful.
**[17:45] ---**
It's below freezing,
**[17:49] ---**
so the pudding is frozen solid!
**[17:52] ---**
M-My teeth! My teeth!
**[17:56] ---**
Oh my! The two frontrunners are already down!
**[17:56] ---**
Th-The pudding is hard...
**[18:00] ---**
What is this?!
**[18:01] ---**
This giant pudding...
**[18:03] ---**
With the power of love for Fuyuki-kun...
**[18:09] ---**
Daddy.
**[18:10] ---**
I'll pulverize it.
**[18:19] ---**
It's cold and tasty.
**[18:21] ---**
Then I'll have a bite, too.
**[18:23] ---**
Mmm! Delicious!
**[18:26] ---**
Ninja Art!
***SIGN*** Hot Wind from the South
**[18:27] ---**
Hot Wind from the South Dancing Flame Kick!
***SIGN*** Dancing Flame Kick
**[18:33] ---**
Ta-daa!
**[18:34] ---**
The giant baked pudding is done!
***SIGN*** Giant Baked Pudding
**[18:37] ---**
Nothing like taking advantage
of an opportunity...
**[18:42] ---**
The second obstacle
is an ice fishing contest.
**[18:45] ---**
Catch the specified size or larger!
**[18:48] ---**
I'm not getting any bites!
**[18:50] ---**
This'll be tonight's dinner!
**[18:52] ---**
Daddy. Prey, please.
**[18:54] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[18:55] ---**
I have to catch a fish
before her, no matter what!
**[18:58] ---**
Please, let me catch one!
***SIGN*** Emergency Alarm
**[19:02] ---**
Milady's desperate!
**[19:04] ---**
Now is the time for you bodyguards
to show what you can do!
**[19:07] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[19:08] ---**
Yoshiokadaira to HQ!
**[19:10] ---**
We are prepared to fire!
**[19:14] ---**
Fire!
**[19:30] ---**
Momoka has caught a tuna!
**[19:33] ---**
That makes me the winner!
**[19:35] ---**
See you later!
**[19:38] ---**
Alisa is right behind her!
**[19:40] ---**
Don't tell me Nessie is here?
**[19:43] ---**
Hinata Natsumi can't take
the cold and gives up!
***SIGN*** I Give Up
**[19:47] ---**
After her, Alisa!
**[19:48] ---**
Gero!
**[19:49] ---**
This is bad.
**[19:51] ---**
At this rate, I won't catch up!
**[19:53] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[19:54] ---**
A'ight!
**[19:55] ---**
Click!
**[19:57] ---**
Gero?
**[20:03] ---**
No!
**[20:04] ---**
Gero!
**[20:07] ---**
At last, the final obstacle! The ski jump!
**[20:10] ---**
Whoever lands at the goal first
will be the winner!
**[20:14] ---**
I won't lose.
**[20:18] ---**
I...
**[20:20] ---**
I won't lose!
**[20:24] ---**
And now Alisa is jumping!
**[20:30] ---**
I won't let you have Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:33] ---**
Gero!!
**[20:37] ---**
Milady!
**[20:38] ---**
Daddy.
**[20:39] ---**
I know.
**[20:50] ---**
A-Alisa and Momoka have both gone off course.
**[20:55] ---**
They're both disqualified.
**[20:58] ---**
Can you stand?
**[21:06] ---**
Th-Thank you.
***SIGN*** Grand Prize
Pair of Tickets to a Steamy Hokkaido Tour
**[21:13] ---**
The winner is Koyuki, who completed all
of the obstacles in a simple manner!
***SIGN*** Winner
**[21:18] ---**
Well, thank you! Thank you!
**[21:21] ---**
I had fun competing against you.
**[21:24] ---**
Let's do it again sometime.
**[21:28] ---**
I apologize, milady.
**[21:31] ---**
This time was a complete defeat.
**[21:33] ---**
But next time...
**[21:34] ---**
...I swear I'll beat you, Alisa-san.
**[21:37] ---**
How was it, Alisa-chan?
**[21:39] ---**
Did you have fun?
**[21:42] ---**
It was fun.
**[21:44] ---**
Carried in on a cold, wintry wind...
**[21:46] ---**
...were Alisa-chan and Momoka-chan's smiles.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu here!
***SIGN*** Free and Easy
Super Year-end Party
**[23:23] ---**
At the free and easy year-end party,
**[23:25] ---**
let's have a special drink, freon Icees!
**[23:28] ---**
What is that, a pun?!
**[23:30] ---**
Boring!
**[23:32] ---**
That aside...
**[23:34] ---**
Is it the end of the year already?
**[23:36] ---**
"Keroro vs. Giroro:
Battle in the Icy Rain, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro Platoon:
The Great Forget-the-Year Party, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E345 - Keroro vs. Giroro: Battle in the Icy Rain, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: The Great Forget-the-Year Party, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGEDJ9/keroro-vs-giroro-battle-in-the-icy-rain-sir--keroro-platoon-the-great-forget-the-year-party-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:40] ---**
Rain...
**[01:44] ---**
Quite chilly out here.
**[01:46] ---**
Why don't you take some shelter?
**[01:51] ---**
Come to think of it,
Natsumi only just left for the shops.
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
**[01:59] ---**
No way...
**[02:06] ---**
Uh, hi, Fuyuki?
**[02:08] ---**
It suddenly started raining,
and now I'm stuck.
**[02:11] ---**
Sorry, but could you come
bring me an umbrella?
**[02:14] ---**
I'm waiting in front of
the usual supermarket.
**[02:16] ---**
See you!
**[02:17] ---**
Brrrr, cold...
**[02:27] ---**
I was just feeling like taking
a walk through the winter rain.
**[02:31] ---**
And if at the same time I can—
**[02:31] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[02:33] ---**
Unlike the warm rain of the rainy season,
**[02:36] ---**
this cold rain really saps you
of your energy, sir.
**[02:39] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[02:40] ---**
Gero?
**[02:41] ---**
Where are you going?
**[02:43] ---**
Isn't that obvious, sir?
**[02:45] ---**
I'm going to earn some brownie points with
Lady Natsumi for unspecified future use!
**[02:49] ---**
Don't tell me you're going to pick her up?
**[02:51] ---**
Of course, sir!
**[02:53] ---**
Keroro, launch!
**[03:03] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[03:06] ---**
Due to his surprise and directionless anger,
**[03:08] ---**
they say that Corporal Giroro's face at that
time was three times redder than normal.
**[03:17] ---**
Keroro vs. Giroro:
Battle in the Icy Rain, Sir!
**[03:25] ---**
Acquired lock on Uncle!
**[03:27] ---**
Moving at 2.45 km/h.
**[03:29] ---**
He may have an anti-barrier,
**[03:31] ---**
but his willingness to walk right among
the Pekoponians astounds me.
**[03:35] ---**
You guys.
**[03:37] ---**
Of all the times we've found ourselves
caught in the rain,
**[03:40] ---**
has there ever been a time when she came
to collect us, carrying an umbrella?
**[03:43] ---**
Hmm. I am not sure...
**[03:45] ---**
And yet, he is fraternizing with the
supposed enemy Hinata Natsumi,
**[03:49] ---**
and even suggesting they share
the same umbrella!
**[03:52] ---**
Are we really going to accept this?
**[03:54] ---**
I really don't think Corporal Giroro
is the person to be saying this.
**[03:58] ---**
Now that you mention it,
**[04:00] ---**
I kind of feel some emotion welling
inside me, bursting to escape.
**[04:03] ---**
This pitch-black feeling, it's...
**[04:07] ---**
...jealousy!
**[04:08] ---**
The burning flames of ugly jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[04:12] ---**
Me, too... I feel just a little bit
jealous of Natsumi-san.
**[04:16] ---**
You wanna bring the commander back, then?
**[04:19] ---**
No, I won't do that.
**[04:22] ---**
But...
**[04:23] ---**
...I intend to test
the strength of his resolve!
**[04:29] ---**
I do feel nervous, sir.
**[04:31] ---**
But!
**[04:32] ---**
How brave I am, forging ahead with my operation,
alone through overwhelming enemy territory!
**[04:37] ---**
Truly a leader among leaders!
**[04:40] ---**
Wow!
**[04:42] ---**
You brought an umbrella
all the way over here just for me!
**[04:44] ---**
Thank you!
**[04:45] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Best in the Universe
Splendid
**[04:47] ---**
I am most impressed!
**[04:48] ---**
I see you in a new light, Keroro!
**[04:51] ---**
GJ!
**[04:52] ---**
Lady Natsumi will be grateful!
**[04:54] ---**
My platoon will be moved!
**[04:56] ---**
Two birds with one stone,
just by delivering an umbrella!
**[05:02] ---**
A tempting cola and cake
appear in his path.
**[05:05] ---**
But inside...
**[05:07] ---**
...plenty of powerful laxative!
**[05:12] ---**
Now... eat them. Do not resist.
**[05:14] ---**
Enjoy your diarrhea!
**[05:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[05:21] ---**
Ahhh...
**[05:22] ---**
I don't know who did it, sir,
**[05:24] ---**
but this cake is going to go soggy, sir!
**[05:26] ---**
I'll keep this as a gift
for Private Tamama, sir!
**[05:30] ---**
I... I lost!
**[05:32] ---**
I lost to Mr. Sergeant's generous
kindness in thinking of me.
**[05:37] ---**
Hold on. Are you actually
happy to receive that thing?
**[05:42] ---**
Gero gero.
**[05:44] ---**
Operation proceeding smoothly!
**[05:46] ---**
Straight toward my destination,
without getting distracted!
**[05:54] ---**
The straight approach is best,
don't you think?
**[05:57] ---**
Using money is cheating.
**[06:00] ---**
1,800 yen.
**[06:02] ---**
This is...
**[06:03] ---**
...the price range of the
most popular HGUC, isn't it?
**[06:09] ---**
No... I could buy two MGs for this much!
**[06:11] ---**
Well? What now, Commander?
**[06:14] ---**
Mine!
**[06:19] ---**
Wait, no! Claiming money that's
lying on the ground is petty theft!
***SIGN*** Police Box
**[06:24] ---**
Th-That's right, sir.
**[06:25] ---**
I have to deliver it to a police box.
**[06:28] ---**
But despite his honorable thoughts,
**[06:29] ---**
the very moment that Sarge's hands
made contact with the money...
**[06:35] ---**
Hm? What's that sound?
**[06:37] ---**
A security alarm?
**[06:38] ---**
But where's it coming from?
**[06:40] ---**
That's disturbing.
**[06:42] ---**
Scary!
**[06:45] ---**
Theft prevention device
functioning correctly.
**[06:48] ---**
Y-You idiot!
**[06:49] ---**
What good is it to get him found by the
Pekoponians in the middle of the city?
**[06:52] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[06:55] ---**
To mask confusion,
what's needed is a greater confusion!
**[06:58] ---**
Or, like, movers shakers?
**[07:00] ---**
No! Wait a—
**[07:02] ---**
Here I go!
**[07:04] ---**
Armageddon!
**[07:05] ---**
1/19,800,000th!
**[07:11] ---**
What now?
**[07:12] ---**
What a quake!
**[07:14] ---**
Help!
**[07:16] ---**
Destroying Pekopon is not going to help!
**[07:19] ---**
Ah! Mr. Sergeant disappeared at some point!
**[07:22] ---**
Darn him. Where did he go?
**[07:28] ---**
I... I've come this far...
**[07:31] ---**
Wait... where am I?
**[07:34] ---**
I've hardly gone anywhere, but I don't
remember ever seeing this part of town!
**[07:38] ---**
Just by going by a path
I don't normally go...
***SIGN*** Turn that corner to the RIGHT
and go straight ahead!
**[07:41] ---**
Turn that corner to the right,
and go straight ahead!
**[07:45] ---**
The voice of God!
**[07:47] ---**
Thank you, sir!
**[07:51] ---**
No matter what Giroro-dono says,
**[07:53] ---**
the commander's actions
are the essence of good.
**[07:56] ---**
You have my support.
**[07:58] ---**
Uhh, so, turn the corner to the...
**[08:00] ---**
Wide left turn!
**[08:05] ---**
I have to hurry, or Lady Natsumi
won't be grateful to me at all, sir!
**[08:09] ---**
Due to being in such a rush, Sarge failed
to listen properly to the directions!
**[08:14] ---**
Huh?
**[08:15] ---**
Uhh...
**[08:17] ---**
Was I... meant to go right from here?
***SIGN*** Just go STRAIGHT AHEAD! STRAIGHT AHEAD and you'll be fine!
**[08:20] ---**
Just go straight ahead!
**[08:21] ---**
Straight ahead, and you'll be fine!
**[08:25] ---**
A voice that I think I've heard
from some space fortress!
**[08:28] ---**
Thank you again, sir!
**[08:31] ---**
Keroro-kun... I said straight ahead...
**[08:36] ---**
Sarge got more and more lost.
**[08:39] ---**
Where... in space am I?
**[08:42] ---**
End of the line, Keroro.
**[08:44] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[08:46] ---**
Why are you here?
**[08:47] ---**
This mission is too much for you.
**[08:51] ---**
Trade places with me, immediately!
**[08:52] ---**
Oh?
**[08:53] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[08:55] ---**
Is that what a soldier
should say to his commander, sir?
**[08:58] ---**
There are no leaders or subordinates here.
**[09:00] ---**
Missions should be carried out
by the most capable.
**[09:03] ---**
Am I wrong?
**[09:05] ---**
Oho.
**[09:06] ---**
I refuse!
**[09:07] ---**
What?!
**[09:08] ---**
If I back down here, my scheme of
currying favor with Lady Natsumi,
**[09:12] ---**
and earning respect with my
subordinates, will be ruined!
**[09:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal
are serious, for real.
**[09:20] ---**
This ain't gonna end well.
**[09:22] ---**
If you'd just listened
to what I was saying...
**[09:26] ---**
Uncle... I'm soaked through
here, too, you know.
**[09:30] ---**
Come and bring me an umbrella, too...
not just Natsumi-san...
**[09:35] ---**
In any case!
**[09:37] ---**
You are unsuited for this mission!
**[09:39] ---**
Switch with me now!
**[09:44] ---**
Keroro!
**[09:45] ---**
No means no, sir!
**[09:47] ---**
Just do it!
**[09:49] ---**
Not a chance!
**[09:50] ---**
Keroro... Shield!
***SIGN*** Supermarket Ooba
**[10:03] ---**
Ahhh, I'm so cooold...
**[10:06] ---**
What is that Fuyuki doing?
**[10:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[10:11] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[10:13] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[10:15] ---**
Uh...
**[10:17] ---**
Um...
**[10:18] ---**
I brought an umbrella for you... but...
**[10:22] ---**
...it broke...
**[10:25] ---**
Huh? Why you?
**[10:30] ---**
When did it start...
**[10:36] ---**
Dear me.
**[10:38] ---**
Oh, well.
**[10:40] ---**
I can get home in this, anyway.
**[10:43] ---**
Geez.
**[10:45] ---**
You just gave me more to carry.
**[10:47] ---**
I'm so ashamed, ma'am.
**[10:49] ---**
Let's get back home and
drink some hot chocolate.
**[10:53] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[10:54] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[10:58] ---**
Unfortunately, looks like he
didn't get thanked by Natsumi.
**[11:02] ---**
Well, it was very much like him.
**[11:06] ---**
I'm so embarrassed that I got jealous.
**[11:10] ---**
Or, like, flushing crimson?
**[11:12] ---**
U-Umm...
**[11:15] ---**
More importantly, we must do
something about Giroro-dono.
**[11:18] ---**
I'm sorry, Natsumi...
**[11:20] ---**
Because of me, your umbrella...
**[11:23] ---**
I'm sorry... Natsumi...
**[11:26] ---**
I'm sorry... umbrella!
**[11:30] ---**
Out of sheer embarrassment and regret,
they say Corporal Giroro...
**[11:34] ---**
...was three times whiter
than the falling snow.
**[11:42] ---**
One night, as the end of
the year was drawing nigh...
**[11:45] ---**
Uhh, so, a lot has happened
this year, I feel, sir,
**[11:50] ---**
but let's forget about all that stuff!
**[11:52] ---**
Tonight,
***SIGN*** Forget-the-Year Bureiko Party
**[11:53] ---**
I think we should all let loose
and have a *bureiko* party, sir!
**[12:00] ---**
Keroro Platoon:
The Great Forget-the-Year Party, Sir!
***SIGN*** Forget-the-Year Bureiko Party
**[12:05] ---**
Yay! I have been waiting for this!
**[12:08] ---**
*Bureiko.* It means to forget all about our
strict hierarchical work relationship,
**[12:12] ---**
and have fun drinking and eating together.
**[12:15] ---**
Forget about all of it? Pfft.
**[12:18] ---**
How many times have I heard that?
**[12:22] ---**
There's something under the table.
**[12:25] ---**
I feel kind of pooped out already, even though
the year-end party has not even started yet.
**[12:30] ---**
We have accumulated a year's
worth of exhaustion.
**[12:33] ---**
Once you drink the stuff
that's about to arrive,
**[12:35] ---**
that exhaustion will be gone
before you know it, sir!
**[12:37] ---**
What stuff?
**[12:39] ---**
Here it comes!
**[12:41] ---**
Oh hoh hoh hoh hoh!
**[12:41] ---**
Ooh! Here we go!
**[12:44] ---**
Ta-da!
**[12:46] ---**
This is really popular on
our mother Keron right now.
**[12:48] ---**
A non-alcoholic drink solely
for forget-the-year parties,
**[12:51] ---**
it's called "BureiCola," sir!
***SIGN*** BureiCola
**[12:55] ---**
Cola?
**[12:56] ---**
Wasn't easy getting this stuff in, y'know!
**[13:05] ---**
Okay! Everyone got a glass?
**[13:09] ---**
Ah, I still haven't...
**[13:10] ---**
Oops!
**[13:12] ---**
I forgot about you!
**[13:15] ---**
Okay, let's try again.
**[13:17] ---**
Everyone in the platoon: thank you
for all your hard work this year, sir!
**[13:21] ---**
Cheers!
**[13:23] ---**
Cheers!
**[13:28] ---**
This is kind of an unusual flavor.
**[13:30] ---**
Yes, indeed.
**[13:35] ---**
No, it is not!
**[13:37] ---**
It is sweet and yet bitter and rich!
**[13:43] ---**
Ohh, I live for this glass!
**[13:51] ---**
It's a mysterious, delicious taste, Uncle!
**[13:55] ---**
Well, I'm glad you all like it, ma'am!
**[13:57] ---**
What exactly makes this a drink only
for forget-the-year parties?
**[14:02] ---**
Oh, come on! What a dopey question,
raspberry-senpai!
**[14:07] ---**
Loosen up a bit, silly!
**[14:09] ---**
T-Tamama...
**[14:11] ---**
Just what I wanted from a
forget-the-year party exclusive drink!
**[14:13] ---**
BureiCola is already working its magic.
**[14:18] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[14:18] ---**
Oy, Red!
**[14:21] ---**
Makes you feel like you're having a blast!
**[14:23] ---**
And makes you say stuff you'd never, ever say!
**[14:26] ---**
Absolutely perfect for a bureiko!
**[14:28] ---**
That's what BureiCola is!
**[14:30] ---**
Hello!
**[14:32] ---**
Is this where you're holding
the forget-the-year party?
**[14:34] ---**
Thank you for coming, sir!
**[14:37] ---**
Come on. You're late,
so you've gotta drink three.
**[14:39] ---**
Three times normal!
**[14:41] ---**
Thanks, Sarge!
**[14:43] ---**
What is this? Cola?
**[14:45] ---**
No! Don't!
**[14:53] ---**
Huh? Sarge!
**[14:55] ---**
What happened to you?
**[14:56] ---**
You don't have a belly button!
**[14:59] ---**
No belly button?
**[15:00] ---**
Berry... butt on...
**[15:02] ---**
Get it?!
**[15:07] ---**
You two...
***SIGN*** Forget-the-Year Bureiko Party
**[15:08] ---**
No, no, this is all good, all good!
**[15:11] ---**
Let's let everything spill out,
and have a blast, sir!
**[15:15] ---**
B-But... getting Natsumi
mixed up in all this is...
**[15:17] ---**
Ching-ching! Keep clear!
**[15:20] ---**
Out of the way!
**[15:21] ---**
Ding-ding train coming through! Ching ching!
**[15:24] ---**
Dororo... so even you drank it...
**[15:30] ---**
I drew a belly button!
**[15:32] ---**
Pretty nice belly button, sir!
**[15:35] ---**
Berry... butt on...
**[15:44] ---**
Well, this is good, all good!
**[15:47] ---**
This is an amazing
forget-the-year party, sir!
**[15:50] ---**
Look, just because it's a
forget-the-year party doesn't mean—
**[15:53] ---**
Who cares, Giroro-kun?
**[15:55] ---**
Huh?
**[15:56] ---**
We don't do it often.
**[15:58] ---**
Why can't we go a little
overboard for once?
**[16:01] ---**
I... I...
**[16:03] ---**
I even get forgotten when we do a toast!
**[16:07] ---**
And me!
**[16:08] ---**
I'm doing the best I can
to make you all happy,
**[16:11] ---**
getting the BureiCola and everything.
**[16:14] ---**
You trying to put a damper on that,
it's too much, it's just too much...
**[16:21] ---**
Me, too.
**[16:22] ---**
You know I would rather be
eating snacks and farting!
**[16:26] ---**
You all forced me to come to this
forget-the-year party, and...!
**[16:32] ---**
Everyone went from fits of
laughter to fits of tears.
**[16:36] ---**
Was this, too, the work of the BureiCola?!
**[16:39] ---**
I... drew a belly button on Sarge, but...
**[16:43] ---**
...that's not the same
as a real belly button at all...
**[16:46] ---**
And that "berry butt on" joke...
**[16:49] ---**
Not even dads would use that joke...
I can't believe myself...
**[16:54] ---**
G-Guys?
**[16:56] ---**
All good, all good!
***SIGN*** Forget-the-Year Bureiko Party
**[16:59] ---**
And the forget-the-year party continued
to become even more confused.
**[17:02] ---**
And you know what? *You* don't get it!
**[17:06] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[17:08] ---**
You listen.
**[17:09] ---**
There are only two types
of people in the world.
**[17:12] ---**
Only two!
**[17:16] ---**
Y'know, you might be right,
now you put it that way...
**[17:20] ---**
No "y'know"s!
***SIGN*** Nagging
**[17:22] ---**
Nagging.
**[17:23] ---**
The left hand is for support...
***SIGN*** Those who give out
**[17:25] ---**
Those who give out.
***SIGN*** Mysterious whispering
**[17:32] ---**
Mysterious whispering.
**[17:34] ---**
Exactly!
**[17:36] ---**
Ahh, I think this is really good...
**[17:39] ---**
I guess that happens sometimes, huh?
***SIGN*** Endlessly talking to oneself
**[17:44] ---**
Endlessly talking to oneself.
**[17:46] ---**
You don't get it!
**[17:48] ---**
Sorry!
**[17:49] ---**
Y'know, that's, uh, the eighth time.
**[17:52] ---**
No "y'know"s!
***SIGN*** Those who repeat the same thing over and over
**[17:54] ---**
Those who repeat the
same thing over and over.
***SIGN*** Those watching with stunned faces
**[17:58] ---**
Those watching with stunned faces.
**[18:00] ---**
All good, all good!
**[18:03] ---**
This is not all good!
**[18:05] ---**
What are we going to do about this?
**[18:07] ---**
All good, all good!
**[18:10] ---**
You've just been looking on
from a safe distance...
**[18:13] ---**
You drink some BureiCola, too!
**[18:15] ---**
Oh, no. I thought I'd keep
the level-headed viewpoint,
**[18:18] ---**
and watch as you all humiliate—
**[18:20] ---**
Keroro.
**[18:21] ---**
Gero?
**[18:21] ---**
Take this!
**[18:32] ---**
Ahh... I feel...
**[18:33] ---**
I feel it I feel it I feel it I feel it!
**[18:37] ---**
This is all... because of me...
**[18:39] ---**
What?
**[18:43] ---**
It was my fault...
**[18:45] ---**
Tell me off...
**[18:48] ---**
Please, Lady Natsumi.
**[18:50] ---**
Strike me as hard as you can,
like you always do!
**[18:55] ---**
How... grotesque!
**[18:57] ---**
Natsumi, you don't have to listen to—
**[18:59] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[19:01] ---**
It's because I'm always
doing nothing but telling you off...
**[19:04] ---**
That's why you've developed
that... weird habit...
**[19:07] ---**
Natsumi-chan!
**[19:09] ---**
Stupid frog-chan!
**[19:18] ---**
Ohh! What a moving scene!
**[19:22] ---**
This is pure love, transcending species!
**[19:25] ---**
I feel my heartstrings being pulled!
**[19:28] ---**
Me, too!
**[19:37] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:39] ---**
Sarge!
**[19:40] ---**
Never imagined this!
**[19:43] ---**
What a wonderful forget-the-year party!
**[19:46] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:50] ---**
What about the right hand...
**[19:53] ---**
All right... now that we
all feel the same way...
**[19:58] ---**
It's time for the greatest and last
resonance of the year! Here we go, sir!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Fuyufuyufuyufuyu...
***SIGN*** Natsunatsunatsunatsu...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
Tamatamatamatama...
Kulukulukulukulu...
Fuyufuyufuyufuyu...
Natsunatsunatsunatsu...
Moismoismoismois...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
Tamatamatamatama...
Kulukulukulukulu...
Fuyufuyufuyufuyu...
Natsunatsunatsunatsu...
Moismoismoismois...
**[20:10] ---**
That does seem kind of fun.
**[20:13] ---**
If I... drink this... even I...
**[20:17] ---**
Nat-chan!
**[20:19] ---**
Giro-chan!
**[20:22] ---**
Okay. Just a bit.
**[20:26] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[20:28] ---**
Oh! Out of time already?
**[20:30] ---**
The BureiCola's effect should be
wearing off any time now, sir!
**[20:34] ---**
Effect?
**[20:35] ---**
After you've spewed all kinds of lies,
**[20:37] ---**
it wipes your memory of all of it!
**[20:40] ---**
Just as the name says!
**[20:42] ---**
It's a forget-the-year drink
for forget-the-year parties!
**[20:48] ---**
Here we go!
**[20:49] ---**
Let's clean forget about everything
that just happened here, sir!
**[20:53] ---**
No... wait... wait a sec...
**[20:57] ---**
I still haven't... done...
**[20:59] ---**
...any...
**[21:06] ---**
Uhh, so, a lot has happened
this year, I feel, sir,
**[21:11] ---**
but let's forget about
all that stuff! Tonight...
***SIGN*** Forget-the-Year Bureiko Party
**[21:16] ---**
...I think we should all let loose
and have a *bureiko* party, sir!
**[21:19] ---**
Forget about all of it? Pfft.
**[21:22] ---**
How many times have I heard that?
**[21:26] ---**
There's something under the table...
**[21:29] ---**
I feel kind of pooped out already, even though
the year-end party has not even started yet.
**[21:31] ---**
This terrifying endless forget-the-year party,
forgotten every time it's held,
**[21:34] ---**
We have accumulated a year's
worth of exhaustion.
**[21:35] ---**
crossed the year, and apparently
continued until January 9th.
**[21:37] ---**
Once you drink the stuff that's
about to arrive,
**[21:38] ---**
Afterward, this became known as
the terrifying Endless Nine.
**[21:40] ---**
that exhaustion will be gone
before you know it, sir!
**[21:42] ---**
What stuff?
**[21:43] ---**
Here it comes!
**[21:45] ---**
Oh! Here it comes!
**[21:46] ---**
Nyo! Nyo nyo nyo nyo!
**[21:48] ---**
Enough already, Yellow, ya idiot!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
We are in the age of eco-friendliness!
**[23:25] ---**
You mustn't waste things and throw them away!
**[23:27] ---**
So from now on, we're just going to be invading
Pekopon with the same operation every week.
**[23:32] ---**
Writing the scripts will be easy-peasy!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
Noo, don't scrap it!
***SIGN*** Scrap Yard
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: Great Operation
of Scrapped Operations, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Dear Lady Natsumi, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E346 - Keroro: Great Operation of Scrapped Operations, Sir!Keroro: Dear Lady Natsumi, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2PQ0/keroro-great-operation-of-scrapped-operations-sirnkeroro-dear-lady-natsumi-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:30] ---**
No way!
**[01:32] ---**
Forget it.
**[01:33] ---**
A plan that makes people lose their
balance on the stairs is ridiculous!
**[01:37] ---**
Gulp!
***SIGN*** Secret
Plan Where People Think
There's One More Stair and Lose Their Balance
**[01:38] ---**
Oh, people do lose their balance on the stairs,
thinking there's one more step.
***SIGN*** Secret
Plan Where People Think There's
One More Stair and Lose Their Balance
**[01:43] ---**
And so, this proposed plan has been vetoed.
**[01:47] ---**
Or, like, voting concord?
**[01:51] ---**
Gero...
**[01:52] ---**
I'm giving you all these ideas, but you're
sending them right to the rejection graveyard.
***SIGN*** Rejection Graveyard
**[01:56] ---**
Like we can invade Pekopon
with any of your lousy ideas!
**[02:00] ---**
Okay, dismissed!
**[02:09] ---**
Gero?
**[02:13] ---**
Must be my imagination.
**[02:20] ---**
Keroro: Great Operation
of Scrapped Operations, Sir!
**[02:32] ---**
We haven't visited Grandma in
this season in a long time.
**[02:35] ---**
The snow could be piled up already.
**[02:39] ---**
What's wrong, Fuyuki?
**[02:40] ---**
I wonder what those lights are.
**[02:54] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[02:58] ---**
M-Monster?!
**[03:05] ---**
What's going on?
**[03:06] ---**
An unknown giant monster has appeared!
**[03:08] ---**
A giant monster?
**[03:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[03:11] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:19] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[03:21] ---**
You're asking me?
**[03:24] ---**
Natsumi!
**[03:25] ---**
Fukki! Mom-san, too!
**[03:26] ---**
I'm sure you're behind this!
**[03:30] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[03:35] ---**
At this rate, they'll be in real danger!
**[03:37] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[03:39] ---**
Keroro Platoon,
**[03:41] ---**
move out!
**[03:44] ---**
Hurry up, you two!
**[03:49] ---**
Wait!
**[03:55] ---**
Sis!
**[04:00] ---**
Dororo!
**[04:01] ---**
I will handle this! You need to take shelter!
**[04:05] ---**
Doro-chan!
**[04:10] ---**
I can see it.
**[04:17] ---**
Natsumi!
**[04:21] ---**
Giroro!
**[04:22] ---**
Are you guys okay?
**[04:23] ---**
We're fine...
**[04:26] ---**
...but Dororo...
**[04:30] ---**
Go monkey! Go-go!
**[04:33] ---**
What the heck are you doing?!
**[04:35] ---**
When that monster's beam hit him,
**[04:38] ---**
he suddenly started doing the monkey dance.
***SIGN*** Go Monkey
**[04:38] ---**
Go monkey, go monkey!
**[04:44] ---**
This is as far as you go!
**[04:47] ---**
Tamama!
**[04:49] ---**
Stinks!
**[04:51] ---**
Tamama's feet stink!
**[04:53] ---**
M-My lovable image...
**[04:56] ---**
Don't underestimate me!
**[05:01] ---**
I feel like I'm gonna sneeze, but I'm not...
**[05:04] ---**
What is this?
**[05:05] ---**
Come on, everyone! Let's all go monkey!
**[05:05] ---**
One's suddenly doing the monkey dance.
**[05:08] ---**
One's feet stink.
**[05:09] ---**
They really stink!
**[05:09] ---**
And one feels like he has
to sneeze, but can't.
**[05:12] ---**
But...
**[05:13] ---**
...they all sound like something
Sarge would come up with.
**[05:16] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[05:19] ---**
Hey, bring up the strategy meeting data.
**[05:22] ---**
R-Right!
**[05:28] ---**
Whoa.
**[05:29] ---**
I thought my phone just vibrated.
**[05:31] ---**
That beam makes you think your
cell phone just vibrated.
**[05:36] ---**
Wh-What is that?
***SIGN*** Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
**[05:39] ---**
It vibrated again!
**[05:40] ---**
This monster's attacks
**[05:42] ---**
are all consistent with the rejected ideas
**[05:45] ---**
from the strategy meeting.
***SIGN*** Secret
Invade with a beam that
makes people do the monkey dance!
**[05:47] ---**
Invading with a beam that makes
people do the monkey dance!
***SIGN*** Secret
Invade with powerful foot odor!
**[05:50] ---**
Invading with powerful foot odor!
***SIGN*** Secret
Invade by making people feel like
they have to sneeze but can't!
**[05:53] ---**
Invading by making people feel like
they have to sneeze but can't!
**[05:55] ---**
Gero?
**[05:57] ---**
I thought of those plans?
**[06:00] ---**
I'd already forgotten them!
**[06:02] ---**
But what's the connection between
**[06:05] ---**
the rejected plans and the monster?
**[06:07] ---**
Jeez, they stink!
**[06:09] ---**
In Japanese folklore,
there's something called
**[06:11] ---**
an artifact spirit that inhabits old things.
**[06:15] ---**
Maybe that monster is...
**[06:17] ---**
So that's what it is.
**[06:19] ---**
All of the rejected ideas
**[06:20] ---**
from our meetings are carrying a grudge
**[06:22] ---**
from never getting to see the light of day,
**[06:25] ---**
and after a time, they've materialized.
**[06:27] ---**
So why did it appear here?!
**[06:32] ---**
Because the usual pattern
**[06:33] ---**
of our invasion plans is
to test them out first
**[06:36] ---**
on the members of the Hinata family.
**[06:38] ---**
Stop doing that!
**[06:40] ---**
I see. So it's the spirit
of our rejected plans...
**[06:43] ---**
And now that I know, there's nothing to fear!
**[06:51] ---**
The rejected monster isn't even scratched!
**[06:56] ---**
That monster looks sad.
**[06:58] ---**
Ideas that were born into this world
**[07:00] ---**
but quickly buried in the darkness without
ever coming into the light of day...
**[07:04] ---**
Maybe they were sad, too.
**[07:08] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[07:09] ---**
Leave this to me.
**[07:12] ---**
Sarge?
**[07:19] ---**
Keroro! What do you intend to do?
**[07:19] ---**
Are you going to ignore the bird cage?
**[07:21] ---**
If I let it attack to its heart's content,
**[07:21] ---**
Three brothers, go monkey!
**[07:24] ---**
it should die peacefully afterwards.
**[07:25] ---**
Go monkey!
**[07:27] ---**
Stinks!
**[07:27] ---**
You are going to let it attack you?
**[07:30] ---**
All right, rejected monster!
**[07:32] ---**
Attack me all you like!
**[07:38] ---**
The rejected plan monster
attacks the sergeant.
**[07:41] ---**
A beam that makes people think there's
an extra stair and lose their balance!
***SIGN*** Plan Where People Think There's One
More Stair and Lose Their Balance
**[07:47] ---**
That surprised me for a second!
**[07:48] ---**
A beam that makes people think they may
have left their door unlocked or gas on!
***SIGN*** Plan to make people think they may have
left their door unlocked or gas on
**[07:53] ---**
I'm worried! I'm worried! I'm worried!
**[07:56] ---**
A beam to make people have movies
spoiled for them over the Internet!
***SIGN*** Plan to people have movies spoiled
for them over the Internet
**[07:59] ---**
That's what happened in the
last scene of the movie?!
**[08:02] ---**
Why did people spoil it?!
**[08:04] ---**
A beam to make people accidentally
buy the same manga volume twice!
***SIGN*** Plan to make people accidentally
buy the same manga volume twice
**[08:08] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** The same volume?! What am I gonna do?
**[08:10] ---**
I already have this!
**[08:11] ---**
A beam to make people feel embarrassed
after twitching while nodding off.
**[08:16] ---**
How embarrassing!
**[08:17] ---**
A beam to make the lawn next door look blue!
**[08:19] ---**
It's blue! It's blue!
**[08:25] ---**
Sarge, you can't take any more!
**[08:28] ---**
It's okay.
**[08:30] ---**
I'm the one who created the monster.
**[08:33] ---**
I have a responsibility.
***SIGN*** Plan to make playing trains fun
**[08:38] ---**
A beam to make playing trains fun!
**[08:41] ---**
Rattle-rattle!
**[08:43] ---**
Rattle-rattle!
**[08:44] ---**
Huh?
**[08:45] ---**
I thought of this plan?
**[08:48] ---**
Sorry, Keroro.
**[08:50] ---**
That was a rejected plan I came up with.
**[08:54] ---**
Beam to have popping candy in people's
mouths everywhere and at all times!
***SIGN*** Plan to have popping candy in people's
mouths everywhere and at all times
***SIGN*** Popping Candy
**[08:59] ---**
It's popping.
**[09:01] ---**
It's popping!
**[09:02] ---**
I thought of that one.
***SIGN*** Several hours later...
**[09:06] ---**
Several hours later...
**[09:13] ---**
L-Lady Mois?
**[09:15] ---**
About how many rejected ideas are left?
**[09:19] ---**
There are still... 2,698 left.
**[09:24] ---**
2,698...
***SIGN*** 2,698 Ideas
**[09:29] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:29] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[09:35] ---**
Isn't there a way to beat it, Kululu?!
**[09:38] ---**
Physical attacks don't work,
so we're up a creek.
**[09:43] ---**
That's it!
**[09:44] ---**
I have a good idea!
**[09:46] ---**
What?
**[09:49] ---**
Go monkey, go-go! 1-2-3-4, go monkey!
**[09:49] ---**
We'll use a rocket to send that
rejected monster into space
**[09:52] ---**
and lay the rejected ideas to rest
**[09:54] ---**
in a space reject graveyard!
**[09:54] ---**
Are you ignoring the bird cage? Go monkey!
**[09:56] ---**
Forget it!
**[09:57] ---**
Rejected!
**[09:57] ---**
Three brothers, 22 go monkey!
**[09:59] ---**
A space reject graveyard?
**[10:00] ---**
At the year-end party, go monkey!
**[10:01] ---**
There's no way something
like that actually exists!
**[10:03] ---**
Everyone, let's go monkey!
***SIGN*** Bacteria Elimination
**[10:04] ---**
Again, I go to the trouble
of thinking up an idea
**[10:07] ---**
1-2-3-4, go monkey!
**[10:07] ---**
and you dismiss it out of hand!
**[10:09] ---**
Are you ignoring...
**[10:13] ---**
What was that?
**[10:14] ---**
It absorbed the commander's
freshly-rejected idea.
**[10:18] ---**
It absorbed Sarge's just-rejected idea?
**[10:21] ---**
Then...
**[10:22] ---**
Let's go monkey!
**[10:43] ---**
Don't tell me it really did...
**[10:45] ---**
...go to a space reject graveyard?
**[10:51] ---**
1-2-3-4, go monkey!
**[10:54] ---**
Are you ignoring the bird cage? Go monkey!
**[10:59] ---**
Yahoo! Yahoo!
**[11:01] ---**
I finally managed to finish it!
**[11:03] ---**
It looks good.
**[11:04] ---**
I know, right?
**[11:06] ---**
It was hard getting the glue lines out...
**[11:09] ---**
Gero!
**[11:13] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[11:16] ---**
Nothing.
**[11:19] ---**
Many rejected ideas were tossed
away, never to be used.
***SIGN*** Reject Graveyard
**[11:26] ---**
But maybe it would be a good idea
to recall them once in a while.
**[11:42] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:45] ---**
Jeez! He's been ditching his cleaning duties
since yesterday! Where the heck is he?
**[11:49] ---**
Knowing Sarge,
**[11:51] ---**
he's probably thinking up
some goofy invasion plan.
**[11:54] ---**
If that's the case, I'm definitely
not letting him get away with...
***SIGN*** Lady Hinata Natsumi
**[11:59] ---**
For me?
**[12:02] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Lady Hinata Natsumi
**[12:05] ---**
It all started with that one letter.
**[12:13] ---**
Keroro: Dear Lady Natsumi, Sir!
***SIGN*** Dear Lady Natsumi, By rights, I should be telling you this directly, but I am forced to let you know in letter form like this.
**[12:21] ---**
"Dear Lady Natsumi,
**[12:23] ---**
By rights, I should be
telling you this directly,
**[12:27] ---**
but I am forced to let you
know in letter form like this.
**[12:31] ---**
Please forgive me."
**[12:32] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[12:34] ---**
"You see,
**[12:35] ---**
there is something I must apologize
to you about, Lady Natsumi.
**[12:41] ---**
It happened when I was hanging out
the laundry to dry that day."
**[12:50] ---**
Gero?
**[12:52] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
Ticket for Public Recording
**[12:54] ---**
*623 Radio...*
**[12:56] ---**
Ticket... for public recording...
**[13:00] ---**
Gero!
**[13:03] ---**
That's right.
**[13:03] ---**
Of all things,
**[13:05] ---**
the winning postcard for the *623 Radio*
show you've been dying to see,
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
Ticket for Public Recording
**[13:09] ---**
and I washed it in the laundry.
***SIGN*** Top Secret!! Keep Out!!
**[13:17] ---**
Gero!
**[13:18] ---**
I made it even worse!
**[13:20] ---**
Another failure!
**[13:24] ---**
Gero...
**[13:26] ---**
Stupid frog! Are you in there?
**[13:29] ---**
What should I do?! What should I do?!
What should I do?!
***SIGN*** Danger! Undergoing Maintenance Inspection. Do Not Use. Kululu
**[13:33] ---**
I can't use the hyperspace gate.
Only at a time like this!
**[13:37] ---**
But...
**[13:43] ---**
Why?
**[13:53] ---**
Jeez...
**[13:54] ---**
Where did he go?
**[14:00] ---**
So what happened to Keroro?
**[14:02] ---**
Where's Uncle?
**[14:03] ---**
Is Mr. Sergeant safe?
**[14:06] ---**
The matter that makes up the
commander's body is on the quark level.
**[14:10] ---**
No, it was broken down even finer than that.
**[14:13] ---**
Then Commander-dono is...
**[14:15] ---**
Relax.
**[14:17] ---**
I'm receiving the waves that make up
the commander's consciousness.
**[14:20] ---**
Then Uncle is alive, right?
**[14:23] ---**
That's right.
**[14:24] ---**
The hyperspace gate accident
**[14:27] ---**
left me with nothing but a soul.
**[14:31] ---**
But it's not like he's a ghost.
**[14:34] ---**
Without a form, he shouldn't
be able to exist, but...
**[14:40] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu was right.
**[14:42] ---**
My consciousness, now reduced to a soul,
**[14:45] ---**
can only exist if I possess
some form of matter.
**[14:52] ---**
Thanks to that, Lady Natsumi can't find me
**[14:55] ---**
or get angry at me,
**[14:57] ---**
but I can't make Gundam models in this form
**[15:00] ---**
or even talk to anyone.
**[15:05] ---**
Well, even now, it's not too late.
**[15:09] ---**
Even under these circumstances,
**[15:11] ---**
there has to be a way to express
my feelings to Lady Natsumi!
**[15:21] ---**
Just then, I made a discovery.
**[15:26] ---**
Though I was only a soul,
**[15:28] ---**
I was able to move light forms of matter.
**[15:32] ---**
I did my best.
**[15:35] ---**
Just one thing...
**[15:36] ---**
I only wanted to tell you "I'm sorry."
***SIGN*** I only wanted to tell you "I'm sorry."
**[15:42] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[15:45] ---**
Then...
***SIGN*** Dear Lady Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Dear Lady Natsumi...
**[15:54] ---**
Dear Lady Natsumi...
**[15:56] ---**
Actually, I'm about to get to the point.
**[15:59] ---**
I'm going to tell you the real reason
for going to the trouble
**[16:04] ---**
of having you read my letter.
**[16:06] ---**
I return to continuing what I was
saying in the previous letter.
**[16:10] ---**
It happened when I was finally able
**[16:12] ---**
to start writing the "s" in "sorry."
**[16:15] ---**
I see.
**[16:16] ---**
That's the day we decided
to visit Grandma's house.
**[16:21] ---**
Either way, I wouldn't have been able
to go see 623-san's public recording.
**[16:24] ---**
Excuse me?
***SIGN*** Satsuki
Another time
**[16:27] ---**
Well, I can always go to his
public recording another time.
**[16:33] ---**
My mind went blank.
**[16:36] ---**
For what purpose was I
going through all of this?
**[16:40] ---**
For what sake did I become this body?
**[16:52] ---**
Now that I think about it,
it's all Lady Natsumi's fault
**[16:56] ---**
for putting that important postcard
**[16:58] ---**
in her pants pocket
and then forgetting about it.
**[17:02] ---**
If she hadn't done that,
**[17:04] ---**
this never would've happened to me.
**[17:13] ---**
Ow...
**[17:14] ---**
Wasn't expecting that...
**[17:17] ---**
I'll never forgive you.
**[17:18] ---**
Hinata Nasumi, you have toyed
with my pure heart,
**[17:22] ---**
and that is unforgivable!
**[17:30] ---**
Huh?
**[17:31] ---**
Was the window open?
**[17:41] ---**
I'm sure you thought it was
all a coincidence then.
**[17:47] ---**
But I'd like you to think
about it a little harder.
**[17:50] ---**
Do coincidences like this tend to overlap?
**[17:53] ---**
Would your window be open
when it's so cold outside?
**[18:01] ---**
That's right.
**[18:02] ---**
I did all of it.
**[18:05] ---**
I made a decision.
**[18:07] ---**
To always be with you, Lady Natsumi.
**[18:11] ---**
Then... don't tell me...
***SIGN*** To always be with you, Lady Natsumi.
Did you just think to yourself "Don't tell me...?"
That's right. Even now, I'm right here.
**[18:13] ---**
Did you just think to
yourself "Don't tell me...?"
**[18:17] ---**
That's right. Even now, I'm right here.
***SIGN*** Dear Lady Natsumi Gero gero
**[18:29] ---**
I can feel you.
**[18:31] ---**
It's like taking your
temperature with my hand...
**[18:47] ---**
No!!
**[18:51] ---**
I see.
**[18:53] ---**
So that's why we haven't
seen Sarge since yesterday.
**[18:56] ---**
I can't take it anymore.
**[18:58] ---**
When I think that even now,
the stupid frog may be possessing something...
**[19:02] ---**
That reminds me of a short story
written by a famous author.
**[19:06] ---**
At the end...
**[19:16] ---**
Gero!
**[19:18] ---**
He was here, after all!
**[19:19] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[19:21] ---**
U-Um, this is, uh...
**[19:24] ---**
In the story I was telling you about,
**[19:26] ---**
it was all a prank to
scare the main character.
**[19:29] ---**
That was your motive, too. Right, Sarge?
**[19:31] ---**
No, um...
**[19:35] ---**
I was just having a good time...
**[19:44] ---**
Well, that is very...
***SIGN*** Gero!
**[19:47] ---**
Gero!
**[19:51] ---**
No!
**[19:57] ---**
It looks like they bought it.
**[20:00] ---**
What's this?
**[20:01] ---**
It was a copy robot?
**[20:04] ---**
Then...
**[20:05] ---**
But why do we have to cover for Mr. Sergeant?
**[20:09] ---**
Natsumi is at the end of her rope.
**[20:11] ---**
We couldn't just let it go on.
**[20:13] ---**
That moron, Keroro!
Doing whatever he pleases...
**[20:18] ---**
Then it's true that the sergeant
exists as just a soul, right?
**[20:22] ---**
Anyway, we have to capture
Commander-dono as soon as possible.
**[20:26] ---**
But we have no idea
**[20:28] ---**
what Mr. Sergeant is going to possess.
**[20:31] ---**
Or, like, hidden phantom?
**[20:33] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[20:35] ---**
I never imagined existing solely as a soul
**[20:36] ---**
would be this enjoyable!
**[20:40] ---**
Next, unlike the usual patterns,
**[20:43] ---**
I'll scare Lady Natsumi out of her wits.
**[20:49] ---**
Still, I'll never forgive
stupid frog for this.
**[20:53] ---**
Yeah. Although it was an
interesting, elaborate prank.
**[21:01] ---**
The sergeant is in there?!
**[21:03] ---**
Come, hurry up and drink me,
**[21:06] ---**
Hinata Natsumi!
**[21:08] ---**
Then I'll be inside your stomach,
**[21:10] ---**
doing this and that...
**[21:12] ---**
Natsumi-chan is in peril!
**[21:16] ---**
Gero?
**[21:23] ---**
Wait! Why can't I get out of here?
**[21:25] ---**
It's hot! Hot! Hot!
**[21:27] ---**
It's totally hot! Hot!
**[21:29] ---**
Gero!
**[21:34] ---**
Perhaps someone's soul is inhabiting
**[21:37] ---**
one of your personal belongings, too.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
When you have an invader of my caliber,
**[23:26] ---**
an invader's aura
shines out of the whole body.
**[23:30] ---**
Look, I'm so overflowing with aura
that it's spilling all over.
**[23:33] ---**
If you want some, go ahead and gather it up.
**[23:35] ---**
That aside...
**[23:36] ---**
Hello? Awright, awright!
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro: The Aura of an Invader, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Dororo: Nn? Tamama-kun, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E347 - Keroro: The Aura of an Invader, Sir! / Dororo: Nn? Tamama-kun, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE2PW/keroro-the-aura-of-an-invader-sir--dororo-nn-tamama-kun-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Be
**[01:42] ---**
Clobberin' time, clobberin' time...
**[01:50] ---**
Karasu-Tengu?!
**[01:56] ---**
This is your fault, you know...
**[02:04] ---**
Keroro: The Aura of an Invader, Sir!
**[02:10] ---**
They say that famous performers and
sports players exude a star's aura.
**[02:16] ---**
Quietly...
***SIGN*** Crafty
Loathsome
Dreary
**[02:19] ---**
A crafty, loathsome, dreary aura!
**[02:22] ---**
What are you looking at?
**[02:23] ---**
Gero!
**[02:26] ---**
It is so tasty!
***SIGN*** Cute
Lovely
**[02:28] ---**
A cute and lovely aura!
**[02:31] ---**
And what, may I ask, are you doing?
**[02:33] ---**
Well, uh...
**[02:34] ---**
Goodbye!
***SIGN*** Butt of the joke
**[02:37] ---**
A butt-of-the-joke aura.
**[02:39] ---**
Well, that is pretty much accurate, sir.
**[02:42] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Shadow
**[02:46] ---**
A shadow-like, easily-ignored aura.
**[02:48] ---**
I pretty much guessed that one, Doronuma-kun.
**[02:51] ---**
Fiend!
**[02:51] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Compromise Occult
**[02:53] ---**
An uncompromising aura, and an occult aura.
**[02:56] ---**
No wonder I can't disobey her, sir.
***SIGN*** Compromise
***SIGN*** Occult
**[03:01] ---**
Excuse me, stupid frog...
What do you think you're doing there?
**[03:05] ---**
Gero!
**[03:06] ---**
Ah, uh, er...
**[03:08] ---**
I was observing the auras
you're all producing, ma'am.
**[03:12] ---**
Auras?
**[03:12] ---**
Tettere!
**[03:14] ---**
Aura Scouter!
**[03:16] ---**
You can see the auras
people are producing with it, ma'am.
**[03:25] ---**
You don't have an aura.
**[03:27] ---**
How rude! Here! Look!
**[03:29] ---**
Look here, ma'am!
**[03:32] ---**
Puny...
**[03:34] ---**
You just mocked my aura, didn't you, ma'am?!
**[03:37] ---**
No, I didn't!
**[03:43] ---**
What on Earth was that?!
**[03:44] ---**
No idea.
**[03:45] ---**
It might be a hostile space alien.
**[03:47] ---**
Be careful.
**[03:48] ---**
Finally got here!
**[03:52] ---**
Hey.
**[03:53] ---**
I'm Orara.
**[03:56] ---**
What is this incredible aura?!
**[03:58] ---**
I can see it even without the scouter!
**[04:00] ---**
So bright!
**[04:02] ---**
Hey. You guys.
**[04:04] ---**
Yes!
**[04:05] ---**
Lemme stay for two or three days.
**[04:07] ---**
Y-Yes! With pleasure!
**[04:10] ---**
What's going on?!
I can't... oppose this aura!
**[04:14] ---**
Please, come this way.
**[04:16] ---**
Sure. Thanks a lot!
**[04:18] ---**
That aura has overwhelmed not only
Giroro, but even Lady Natsumi!
**[04:23] ---**
What in the world is that guy?
**[04:25] ---**
You don't know?
**[04:27] ---**
Gero?
**[04:28] ---**
This Orara guy?
**[04:29] ---**
Word is he's a bit of a charismatic figure
where invasions are concerned.
**[04:32] ---**
Then...!
**[04:34] ---**
That's the aura of an invader?!
***SIGN*** Aura of an Invader
**[04:36] ---**
No one can go against Orara's aura.
**[04:40] ---**
He phones up the representatives
of the planets he's gonna invade,
**[04:43] ---**
"Hello! It's me! Came to invade your planet!"
**[04:47] ---**
One call like that and he's done
with the invasion, apparently.
**[04:51] ---**
Invading with just one phone call, sir.
**[04:56] ---**
We can use this, sir!
**[05:03] ---**
Hello? It's me.
**[05:05] ---**
Your planet is hereby invaded, sir.
**[05:07] ---**
No, thanks.
**[05:09] ---**
Gero...
**[05:10] ---**
Hello? It's me.
**[05:12] ---**
The number you dialed is not in service.
**[05:17] ---**
Hello? It's me. Your—
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, before you get into that,
**[05:21] ---**
I have some invasion goods
you simply must take a look at!
**[05:24] ---**
Huh? What, what? What kind of goods?
**[05:27] ---**
Ugh.
***SIGN*** Space Pages
**[05:28] ---**
You almost got tricked yourself.
**[05:31] ---**
Gero...
**[05:32] ---**
Anyway, trying to piggyback off Mr. Orara's
"It's me" invasion plan was never going to work.
**[05:37] ---**
Even a broken clock is right twice a day!
**[05:40] ---**
You never know until you try, sir!
**[05:42] ---**
However!
***SIGN*** Space Pages
**[05:46] ---**
Last one at last...
**[05:48] ---**
Finally at the final planet...
**[05:51] ---**
O-One more push, sir...
**[05:56] ---**
Hello. It's me.
**[05:59] ---**
Your planet is hereby invaded, sir.
**[06:02] ---**
Okay. Best of luck with it.
**[06:05] ---**
As I thought...
**[06:08] ---**
What?!
**[06:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[06:17] ---**
The invasion... succeeded...
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[06:21] ---**
We managed an invasion!
**[06:23] ---**
I cannot believe it!
**[06:32] ---**
This planet is mine!
**[06:34] ---**
Excited... I'm so excited!
**[06:38] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, your aura has tripled!
**[06:42] ---**
Awesome!
**[06:44] ---**
Hello? It's me.
**[06:46] ---**
Don't try that on me!
**[06:47] ---**
Get your butt out here.
**[06:49] ---**
We have problems.
**[06:51] ---**
Gero?
**[06:54] ---**
Gero!
**[06:55] ---**
What is that?!
**[06:58] ---**
That's the planetary weapon of a Complanian.
**[07:02] ---**
C-Complanian?
**[07:04] ---**
They're hostile aliens who will complain
about anything to invade planet after planet!
**[07:10] ---**
I get a lot of calls recently from people
asking to invade us, calling themselves "Orara."
**[07:16] ---**
It is extremely annoying.
**[07:19] ---**
It looks like it was not just you,
Mr. Sergeant.
**[07:21] ---**
You've gone and done something again,
haven't you?!
**[07:24] ---**
I traced this phone call back to Pekopon.
**[07:33] ---**
I will have the whole of Pekopon
confiscated as compensation!
**[07:37] ---**
I... I'm not actually Orara, I...!
**[07:40] ---**
Silence!
**[07:41] ---**
Cease resistance and
prepare to be confiscated!
**[07:44] ---**
Now look what you've done!
**[07:45] ---**
Pekopon is doomed because of Mr. Sergeant!
**[07:51] ---**
What are you guys doing?!
**[07:55] ---**
Wow! That thing's massive!
**[07:57] ---**
Is he strong, you think?
**[07:59] ---**
Uh? Umm...
**[08:02] ---**
He is! He's so strong, sir!
**[08:03] ---**
So please help us!
**[08:05] ---**
Ohhh... I'm getting excited now!
**[08:12] ---**
Hey! Heard you're strong?
**[08:14] ---**
Who are you?
**[08:16] ---**
Name's Orara.
**[08:18] ---**
Battle me, dude!
**[08:21] ---**
So there really was an Orara...
**[08:23] ---**
Thanks to you, I am finally
getting some invasions done.
**[08:31] ---**
Here's my appreciation!
**[08:34] ---**
Orara-san!
**[08:36] ---**
Owowowow!
**[08:39] ---**
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
**[08:45] ---**
Wow!
**[08:46] ---**
Wow.
**[08:49] ---**
Curse you...
**[08:55] ---**
Planetary capture beam.
**[08:56] ---**
Output 90%.
**[08:58] ---**
91... 92... 93...
**[09:01] ---**
I'll confiscate you all!
**[09:04] ---**
What do we do?! What do we do?!
**[09:06] ---**
Everyone, share your auras with me!
**[09:10] ---**
Our auras?
**[09:12] ---**
But how?
**[09:14] ---**
Just raise your hands above your head!
**[09:16] ---**
I'll handle the rest!
**[09:19] ---**
Okay!
**[09:20] ---**
Umm...
**[09:21] ---**
Master Orara, you are strong,
**[09:23] ---**
so you probably don't need our auras...
**[09:25] ---**
Our fate is in your hands, Orara!
**[09:27] ---**
Uh?
**[09:28] ---**
Please beat him!
**[09:30] ---**
Huh?
**[09:30] ---**
Sure!
**[09:32] ---**
Output 120%.
**[09:34] ---**
Critical point breached.
**[09:36] ---**
Okay! Share your auras with me!
***SIGN*** Butt of the joke Cute
***SIGN*** Benevolence
***SIGN*** Compromise
***SIGN*** Occult
***SIGN*** Loathesome
**[09:47] ---**
My precious aura!
***SIGN*** Shadow
**[09:51] ---**
Wait, what?
**[09:53] ---**
Don't tell me you were here the whole time?
**[09:55] ---**
Nod, nod, nod!
**[09:59] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[10:03] ---**
I have received all of your auras!
**[10:08] ---**
Planetary capture beam...
**[10:10] ---**
Fire!
**[10:11] ---**
Go!
**[10:23] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Kaboom!
**[10:27] ---**
You got me...!
**[10:30] ---**
Yes!
**[10:36] ---**
Looks like the captured planets
are returning to normal.
**[10:46] ---**
Space Fighting Championship?
**[10:49] ---**
That's the one that's held every year
in Alien Town, right?
**[10:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:53] ---**
I've done tons of training for this day!
**[10:57] ---**
So that aura of yours...
***SIGN*** Fighter
**[11:00] ---**
The aura of a fighter.
**[11:02] ---**
Yeah. I've got zero interest
in invading, y'know.
**[11:06] ---**
Then... the "It's me" invasions...
**[11:09] ---**
What's that?
**[11:11] ---**
So it was just an urban legend.
**[11:16] ---**
Oops, gonna be late for my match.
**[11:18] ---**
Thanks for letting me stay, guys!
**[11:21] ---**
And so,
**[11:22] ---**
thanks to the work of Orara,
peace was preserved.
**[11:23] ---**
Goodbye!
**[11:25] ---**
Come again!
**[11:27] ---**
Incidentally, I wonder what
Sarge's aura was.
**[11:31] ---**
Oh... I think I see a word forming...
**[11:34] ---**
"Useless"?
**[11:37] ---**
Don't look!
**[11:41] ---**
What do I do?!
**[11:43] ---**
I have to fix it before
Mr. Sergeant comes back!
**[11:48] ---**
Stupid cheap thing, breaking just
because I knocked it off the shelf...
**[11:52] ---**
Anyway, I'll use this super-strong glue
to stick it back together, and...
**[11:55] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[11:58] ---**
I thought of a new invasion oper—
**[11:59] ---**
Mfgh! Wh-What a stink...
**[12:06] ---**
He stuck on me!
**[12:11] ---**
Dororo: Nn? Tamama-kun, Sir!
**[12:17] ---**
One, two...
**[12:18] ---**
Owowowow...
**[12:20] ---**
One, two...
**[12:21] ---**
It hurts!
**[12:25] ---**
It looks like it is going to be
difficult to tear us apart by force...
**[12:30] ---**
Anyway, we will just have to wait
until we come apart naturally!
**[12:33] ---**
Oh, no!
**[12:35] ---**
Calm down, Tamama-dono!
**[12:35] ---**
I do not want to be Doroboat, too! No no no!
**[12:39] ---**
Tama?
**[12:41] ---**
Is this Dororo-senpai's mask?
**[12:45] ---**
Dororo-senpai has... no mask on right now?
***SIGN*** Mystery
**[12:48] ---**
Oh... my face feels so red...
**[12:51] ---**
I want to see it.
**[12:54] ---**
I can... almost see...
***SIGN*** Dororon
**[12:56] ---**
Chapeau Transformation!
**[13:00] ---**
Mm!
**[13:01] ---**
Now I won't stand out.
**[13:03] ---**
Tch.
**[13:05] ---**
I see.
**[13:06] ---**
So you broke Commander-dono's toy,
and were trying to repair it.
**[13:10] ---**
Yes.
**[13:12] ---**
And? Where are you going now?
**[13:18] ---**
Tama!
**[13:20] ---**
Nin!
**[13:23] ---**
Tama.
**[13:24] ---**
Huh? They're back to normal?
**[13:27] ---**
Sorry, sorry, I wasn't looking
where I was going... Are you okay?
**[13:31] ---**
Huh?
**[13:32] ---**
That's a stylish hat you're wearing today.
**[13:37] ---**
S-Stylish?
**[13:39] ---**
Huh? Was that voice Dororo?
**[13:44] ---**
Y-You are just imagining it, Natchi!
**[13:50] ---**
T-Tamama-dono, I can't breathe like that!
**[13:53] ---**
Keep quiet in front of other people!
**[13:57] ---**
If they ask why you are stuck to me,
**[13:59] ---**
they will find out that I broke the toy!
**[14:02] ---**
Regarding that,
**[14:03] ---**
wouldn't it be better to apologize
honestly to our honorable leader?
**[14:07] ---**
No!
**[14:08] ---**
He will get angry and hate me!
**[14:10] ---**
If you apologize sincerely,
I am sure he will forgive you.
**[14:14] ---**
It is impossible!
**[14:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant's small-mindedness
is his hallmark!
**[14:23] ---**
Am I catching a cold, sir?
**[14:25] ---**
Anyway, I am going to find
an identical toy to replace it,
**[14:28] ---**
and get through this somehow!
**[14:33] ---**
Then would it be this toy, perhaps?
**[14:35] ---**
No, totally wrong!
**[14:37] ---**
It is cooler than that!
**[14:39] ---**
This is unusual.
**[14:41] ---**
For you to ask for a toy, Tama-chan.
**[14:44] ---**
Why don't we buy out all the similar toys,
**[14:47] ---**
and you can choose from among them?
**[14:49] ---**
It has to be this one!
**[14:51] ---**
However... with just this picture,
it is somewhat...
**[14:54] ---**
If we could perhaps get
a genuine photograph...
**[14:57] ---**
I can't get a photograph!
There's no way, no way!
**[15:02] ---**
Here ya go.
**[15:04] ---**
It was not like this!
**[15:06] ---**
I made it just the same
as your stupid picture!
**[15:09] ---**
The real one is cooler!
**[15:12] ---**
I remember it clearly!
**[15:14] ---**
In that case, why don't we take a little
look into those memories of yours?
**[15:26] ---**
Hey. Why are you running?!
**[15:28] ---**
I... don't know...
**[15:30] ---**
He's going to experiment on us...
**[15:32] ---**
Nin!
***SIGN*** Dororon
**[15:38] ---**
What?!
**[15:42] ---**
The toy is gone!
**[15:44] ---**
I only quick-fixed it with tape,
**[15:46] ---**
so he will find out right away!
**[15:48] ---**
If he finds out, my life is over!
**[15:51] ---**
There is no longer any recourse
but to apologize honestly!
**[15:54] ---**
I do not want to!
**[15:55] ---**
I will find a way to hide it!
**[15:57] ---**
That's enough!
**[15:59] ---**
Tama.
**[16:00] ---**
Even if you succeed in
avoiding the immediate issue,
**[16:03] ---**
the truth that you lied
will linger within your heart.
**[16:07] ---**
Tamama-dono, you will continue to lie
to your precious friends your entire life.
**[16:13] ---**
Can you continue spending time with your
friends as you continue to lie to them?
**[16:19] ---**
But...
**[16:20] ---**
Being hated by Mr. Sergeant
would be even worse!
**[16:25] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
***SIGN*** Space Nandemo Kanteidan
**[16:28] ---**
Hello, hello!
**[16:31] ---**
Just as Uncle came on!
**[16:35] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant?
***SIGN*** Space Nandemo Kanteidan
**[16:36] ---**
And here's what we're going
to look at this time.
**[16:40] ---**
It's a retro toy!
***SIGN*** Space Nandemo Kanteidan
***SIGN*** Hype Hype
**[16:43] ---**
Hype hype...
**[16:44] ---**
All right, valuation experts...
***SIGN*** Space Nandemo Kanteidan
**[16:45] ---**
Hype hype...
**[16:46] ---**
Your opinion, please.
***SIGN*** Space Nandemo Kanteidan
**[16:51] ---**
Wow, an astounding zero yen!
**[16:53] ---**
Isn't this a rare toy?!
**[16:56] ---**
What's the meaning of this, sir?!
**[16:57] ---**
I mean, come on, look, it's broken.
***SIGN*** Space Nandemo Kanteidan
**[17:03] ---**
Poor Uncle...
**[17:08] ---**
Wh-Who did this...
**[17:10] ---**
Or, like, very eerie?
**[17:13] ---**
What do I do?
**[17:16] ---**
If I make it that woman's fault...
**[17:19] ---**
I will not permit you
to frame another person.
**[17:23] ---**
Gero?
**[17:25] ---**
This is...
**[17:27] ---**
The culprit was Dororo!
**[17:32] ---**
Darn that Dororo...
I'll never forgive him, sir!
**[17:35] ---**
If I just stay quiet, I can make
it Dororo-senpai's fault!
**[17:40] ---**
But... if Dororo-senpai
tells them the truth...
**[17:46] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[17:49] ---**
If you do not say something, everyone
will think it was you, Dororo-senpai!
**[17:55] ---**
Come on, talk to me...
**[18:03] ---**
Okay, fine, I do not care!
***SIGN*** The following day
**[18:08] ---**
And the following day.
**[18:10] ---**
Hey, Keroro.
**[18:11] ---**
Haven't you called Dororo today?
**[18:13] ---**
Of course not, sir!
**[18:15] ---**
People who break other people's toys and
don't even apologize are despicable, sir!
**[18:19] ---**
I find it impossible to imagine that Dororo
would break your toy and remain silent about it.
**[18:25] ---**
Was probably broken from
the start, don't ya think?
**[18:29] ---**
No way!
**[18:30] ---**
But Uncle...
**[18:31] ---**
Gero?
**[18:32] ---**
Wasn't that toy at the back
of the shelf with dust on it?
**[18:36] ---**
I bet the parts wore out and broke.
**[18:41] ---**
If it goes on like this...
**[18:43] ---**
Now that you mention it, I think it
might have been broken from the start...
**[18:47] ---**
It is becoming no one's fault!
**[18:51] ---**
We did it, Dororo-senpai!
**[18:55] ---**
Dororo-senpai?
**[18:58] ---**
Even if you succeed in
avoiding the immediate issue,
**[19:01] ---**
Tamama-dono, you will continue to lie
to your precious friends your entire life.
**[19:07] ---**
Can you continue spending time with your
friends as you continue to lie to them?
**[19:16] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:17] ---**
Gero?
**[19:18] ---**
I am so sorry I kept quiet
about it all this time!
**[19:22] ---**
It was actually me who broke your toy!
**[19:27] ---**
If you'd just kept quiet about it,
we'd have thought it broke on its own.
**[19:31] ---**
Wasn't really any point
in confessing, was there?
**[19:35] ---**
That is because... I did not want
to be with you all, knowing that I lied...
**[19:42] ---**
Tamama...
**[19:44] ---**
I will make up for what I did!
**[19:46] ---**
So please let me stay as a
member of the Keroro Platoon!
**[19:51] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
**[19:53] ---**
Yes...
**[19:56] ---**
Thank you for confessing honestly, sir.
**[20:01] ---**
Hate the sin and not the sinner.
**[20:03] ---**
We understand how sorry you feel, sir.
**[20:08] ---**
Well confessed, Tamama.
**[20:10] ---**
Or, like, sincere desire?
**[20:13] ---**
You will forgive me?
**[20:15] ---**
Just get back to your seat.
**[20:17] ---**
We've got a boring meeting to finish ASAP.
**[20:21] ---**
Okay!
**[20:22] ---**
I expected no less from my honorable leader.
**[20:24] ---**
Dororo?!
**[20:25] ---**
And your courage, too,
Tamama-dono, was marvelous.
**[20:28] ---**
I believed in you, Tamama-dono.
**[20:32] ---**
Dororo-senpai...
**[20:35] ---**
Oh, well. I guess it's time to throw away
this broken toy already, sir!
**[20:39] ---**
G'bye.
**[20:41] ---**
What?! That toy...
***SIGN*** Zeroro
**[20:43] ---**
It's mine!
***SIGN*** Dororon
**[20:47] ---**
That's the robot I was taking good
care of, isn't it, Keroro-kun?!
**[20:52] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:52] ---**
Was it?
**[20:57] ---**
Wh-What do I do...
**[20:59] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro-kun?
**[21:01] ---**
N-Nothing...
**[21:03] ---**
Z-Zeroro...
**[21:05] ---**
Would you... lend me this toy?
**[21:08] ---**
Sure! Okay!
**[21:11] ---**
And then I never...
**[21:13] ---**
Was it?!
**[21:14] ---**
Wow, I really don't remember!
**[21:16] ---**
Water under the bridge, though, right?
**[21:19] ---**
Keroro-kun... you've been
lying to me the entire time...
**[21:24] ---**
You have a lot of repenting to do...
***SIGN*** Dororon
**[21:34] ---**
I've repented already! Please forgive me!
**[21:37] ---**
Oh, no, the night is still young...
**[21:40] ---**
Th-The blood's rushing to my head...
**[21:42] ---**
Everyone, make sure
you don't turn out like Keroro.
**[21:43] ---**
Hey... the moon is a... funny color.
**[21:47] ---**
Tama...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
There's a super-popular anime on
our mother planet Keron: *Jersing X!*
**[23:27] ---**
Even I bought a transformation jersey!
**[23:30] ---**
Putting this on every evening and playing
around is fun no matter how old I get!
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
Chin Pyoro Suponn!
**[23:37] ---**
"Fuyuki: The Birth of Jerseyman Fuyuki, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Lovely Cough Drop, Sir-pyoro!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E348 - Fuyuki: The Birth of Jerseyman Fuyuki, Sir! / Keroro: Lovely Cough Drop, Sir-pyoro!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P9X5/fuyuki-the-birth-of-jerseyman-fuyuki-sir--keroro-lovely-cough-drop-sir-pyoro)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
That day, a package was delivered
from space to the Hinata family.
**[01:43] ---**
Excuse me-nya!
**[01:44] ---**
Space special delivery here,
but I need a signature-nya!
**[01:48] ---**
Oh, sure!
**[01:50] ---**
We suddenly get a package from space?
**[01:54] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[01:55] ---**
I ordered that!
**[01:59] ---**
If you have it delivered here,
**[02:01] ---**
Sis is gonna get mad at you again.
**[02:04] ---**
Sorry.
**[02:06] ---**
If the rest of the platoon found it,
**[02:08] ---**
I figured they'd call me
childish, so I just...
**[02:11] ---**
Childish?
**[02:14] ---**
Ta-daa!
**[02:15] ---**
This!
**[02:16] ---**
If you put this on, you too
can be a hero starting right now!
**[02:20] ---**
It's really popular with
the kids on Keron these days!
**[02:23] ---**
And its name is...
**[02:26] ---**
...Super Transformation Jersey Jersing X!
***SIGN*** Super Transformation
***SIGN*** Jersey
***SIGN*** Jersing
**[02:31] ---**
Grin!
**[02:35] ---**
Fuyuki: The Birth of Jerseyman Fuyuki, Sir!
**[02:41] ---**
Super Transformation Jersey?
**[02:43] ---**
If you wear this,
you can do whatever you wish.
**[02:47] ---**
You can turn into an invincible superhero!
**[02:50] ---**
So this is popular over there.
**[02:52] ---**
And it automatically adjusts to your size.
**[02:55] ---**
It's super free-sized, and...
**[03:00] ---**
Hello?
**[03:01] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[03:02] ---**
Where are you loafing?!
**[03:03] ---**
It's our annual training camp,
**[03:05] ---**
so we're supposed to go to
Space Kujukuri Beach today!
**[03:09] ---**
Y-Yikes!
**[03:10] ---**
Master Fuyuki, I've gotta get going!
**[03:15] ---**
Yikes! Yikes!
**[03:16] ---**
Sarge!
**[03:17] ---**
You left your jersey here...
**[03:19] ---**
Jersey! Jersey!
**[03:21] ---**
Jersey! Jersey!
**[03:23] ---**
Automatic size setting!
**[03:25] ---**
Beginning judging.
**[03:33] ---**
I'm back!
**[03:35] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki!
**[03:36] ---**
We're having yellowtail
and daikon for dinner...
**[03:41] ---**
Oh, great. It's cold and he
leaves the back door wide open.
**[03:44] ---**
We have incredible breaking news
coming out of Chile, South America.
***SIGN*** Mysterious Jersey-Wearing Boy Appears
**[03:49] ---**
When an unknown creature attacked
Farmer Jose Carlos-san, a mysterious boy
**[03:54] ---**
wearing a jersey came flying out of nowhere.
**[03:58] ---**
The boy saved Carlos-san and
chased away the creature.
**[04:01] ---**
Yeah, I was flabbergasted!
**[04:03] ---**
That monster must've been a chupacabra!
***SIGN*** Jose Carlos-san
**[04:07] ---**
The boy who saved me?
**[04:09] ---**
After yelling, "So there are chupacabras!"
**[04:12] ---**
he flew off somewhere.
***SIGN*** Carlos-san's Footage
**[04:16] ---**
What kind of weird news is this?!
**[04:20] ---**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[04:23] ---**
Sis!
**[04:24] ---**
N-Nothing!
**[04:26] ---**
Nothing...
**[04:28] ---**
It's cold. You've got the window open, too?
**[04:32] ---**
Anyway, I just saw crazy news on TV!
**[04:35] ---**
It said there was some weird creature
called a chupa-something in South America.
**[04:41] ---**
What, you're not interested?
**[04:43] ---**
No, not especially...
**[04:45] ---**
More importantly, I'm hungry!
**[04:47] ---**
Is dinner almost ready?
**[04:51] ---**
Meanwhile,
**[04:52] ---**
the sergeant and company were working hard
**[04:55] ---**
at their training camp
at Space Kujukuri Beach.
**[05:02] ---**
And so, three days later...
**[05:06] ---**
College students in the Rocky Mountains
***SIGN*** Jersey Boy Appears in America!
**[05:09] ---**
were filming a hoax video with one of them
**[05:12] ---**
in a Sasquatch costume when a boy in a jersey
**[05:14] ---**
suddenly appeared and told them off.
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Machu Picchu Jersey Boy Appears Yet Again
**[05:18] ---**
Machu Picchu was in danger
of collapsing today
**[05:21] ---**
when a mysterious boy in a jersey appeared.
**[05:23] ---**
He repaired the section that was on the
verge of crumbling and then flew off.
**[05:27] ---**
Seem to be a lot of stories
like this these days.
**[05:31] ---**
The mysterious boy...
***SIGN*** Who is the Mysterious Jersey Boy?
**[05:34] ---**
He can fly,
**[05:35] ---**
and has strength that would
put a bulldozer to shame.
**[05:39] ---**
Based on his appearance,
people are calling him
**[05:41] ---**
"the mysterious superhuman, Jerseyman!"
***SIGN*** Jerseyman
**[05:43] ---**
Jerseyman?!
**[05:45] ---**
Oh!
**[05:47] ---**
Welcome back, Uncle!
**[05:49] ---**
Did you bring me space peanuts as a souvenir?
**[05:53] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[05:56] ---**
Famous paranormal skeptic Dr. Aku
**[05:59] ---**
is about to depart from Narita Airport
**[06:01] ---**
on his next quest to debunk
Loch Ness's Nessie.
**[06:05] ---**
Huh. Isn't Nessie outdated?
**[06:08] ---**
He won't get away with it.
**[06:10] ---**
Fuyuki, did you say something?
**[06:12] ---**
No.
**[06:13] ---**
I'm going to bed.
**[06:28] ---**
No one gets away with denying
the existence of cryptids!
**[06:34] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:37] ---**
So the identity of the mysterious Jerseyman
**[06:39] ---**
is you, Master Fuyuki?
**[06:41] ---**
I have to get over there!
**[06:44] ---**
Get over where?
**[06:45] ---**
I need to protect this world's mysteries
and cryptids of every stripe!
**[06:49] ---**
He's acting kind of weird.
**[06:51] ---**
This isn't the Fuyuki I know.
**[06:53] ---**
Then he's possessed by the jersey's magic?
**[06:55] ---**
A-Anyway, I'd like you to return the jersey.
**[06:59] ---**
Take the jersey from me?!
**[07:01] ---**
Nobody takes this...
**[07:04] ---**
...jersey off me!
**[07:07] ---**
Anyone who stands in my way...
**[07:14] ---**
Jersing Go!
**[07:20] ---**
Jerseyman Fuyuki!
**[07:24] ---**
Evil Keronian!
**[07:25] ---**
Oh...
**[07:27] ---**
Jersey, go!
**[07:28] ---**
Go-go, Fuyuki! Go-go, Fuyuki!
**[07:35] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[07:36] ---**
Stop it, Fuyuki!
**[07:39] ---**
Anyone who interferes with
Jerseyman Fuyuki is the enemy!
**[07:44] ---**
Fukki's got a crazy look in his eye!
**[07:46] ---**
Fuyuki-dono!
**[07:48] ---**
He's not leaving me any other choice!
**[07:52] ---**
Giroro-dono!
**[07:53] ---**
Mind Fuyuki-dono!
**[07:54] ---**
I know!
**[07:55] ---**
I won't hit Fuyuki!
**[08:00] ---**
Shut up out here! What's all the commotion?!
**[08:02] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:05] ---**
Run, Natsumi!
**[08:07] ---**
What?! What is this?!
**[08:13] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:16] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:17] ---**
At this rate...
**[08:18] ---**
Dororo! Tamama!
**[08:19] ---**
Roger Wilco!
**[08:21] ---**
Gotcha!
**[08:23] ---**
Um, what about me?
**[08:25] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art!
**[08:26] ---**
Smoke bomb!
**[08:29] ---**
Wh-Why, you...!
**[08:31] ---**
Now!
**[08:32] ---**
Fukki!
**[08:34] ---**
L-Let go of me!
**[08:35] ---**
Jerseyman Fuyuki
**[08:37] ---**
has to carry out his mission!
**[08:39] ---**
Wh-What awesome power!
**[08:41] ---**
Is it that jersey's fault?
**[08:43] ---**
Then...
**[08:46] ---**
...I'll...
**[08:53] ---**
I have...
**[08:59] ---**
And so,
**[09:00] ---**
we've confirmed that
Fuyuki-san has been released
**[09:03] ---**
from the influence of the
Super Transforming Jersey.
**[09:05] ---**
Or, like, treatment complete?
**[09:08] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[09:10] ---**
I can't believe I acted so boldly...
**[09:14] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:16] ---**
You have nothing to apologize for, Fuyu-kun.
**[09:18] ---**
That Super Transforming Jersey
**[09:20] ---**
brings out the wearer's evil side,
**[09:23] ---**
which is why there's an outpouring
of complaints from the Space PTA.
**[09:27] ---**
Looks like there'll be a recall
sooner rather than later.
**[09:30] ---**
Stop manufacturing it!
**[09:31] ---**
We demand a recall!
**[09:33] ---**
So it was a dangerous toy to begin with...
**[09:35] ---**
And Commander-dono bought it...
**[09:38] ---**
A-After all...
**[09:40] ---**
...I wanted to play transformation, too!
**[09:44] ---**
No, it is my fault.
**[09:46] ---**
It's because I've got a selfish side
**[09:48] ---**
hiding deep within my heart.
**[09:54] ---**
That's right! This is all
Master Fuyuki's fault!
**[09:58] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[09:59] ---**
It's because he's always inhibited.
**[10:02] ---**
You can be more selfish
and demanding with us!
**[10:07] ---**
Sarge...
**[10:09] ---**
Perhaps Fuyuki-dono is
too much of a goody two-shoes.
**[10:14] ---**
Do you think we can't satisfy a
little selfishness coming from you?
**[10:18] ---**
What he said!
**[10:20] ---**
Everyone...
**[10:22] ---**
Th-Then...
**[10:23] ---**
...I want to see Stonehenge in England!
**[10:26] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[10:28] ---**
Shall we go now?
**[10:29] ---**
Now?
**[10:31] ---**
Of course!
**[10:33] ---**
Thank you, Sarge!
**[10:37] ---**
Wow!
**[10:42] ---**
This is what you were wearing
under the jersey and sweatpants.
**[10:45] ---**
Y-You could've warned me, Sarge!
**[10:51] ---**
And so, the uproar over Jerseyman ended.
**[10:55] ---**
From now on, perhaps
Fuyuki-kun will give voice
**[10:57] ---**
to his whims and desires
a little more than before.
**[11:08] ---**
What the heck happened?
**[11:14] ---**
What's this jersey?
**[11:16] ---**
Jersey! Jersey!
**[11:18] ---**
Automatic size setting!
**[11:20] ---**
Beginning judging.
**[11:26] ---**
Jerseywoman Natsumi is born!
**[11:31] ---**
And so the uproar continues,
**[11:35] ---**
but we'll share that on another occasion...
**[11:37] ---**
Jersey, go!
**[11:41] ---**
That day...
**[11:43] ---**
Why am I wearing this outfit?!
**[11:46] ---**
Well, um, you see...
**[11:49] ---**
It was the Lady Natsumi
Maid Transformation project...
**[11:52] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[11:53] ---**
I'm outta here!
**[11:54] ---**
This time, I'm gonna make a clean getaway!
**[11:58] ---**
Freeze!
***SIGN*** Freeze!
**[12:01] ---**
R-Right!
**[12:04] ---**
Now, then, Master...
**[12:07] ---**
Shall I give you a little shoulder rub?
**[12:10] ---**
That day, Natsumi-chan captured
the sergeant, as usual...
**[12:14] ---**
Gero!
**[12:16] ---**
...and beat him to a pulp.
**[12:19] ---**
Another failed escape, huh?
**[12:21] ---**
When I hear that terrifying voice,
**[12:23] ---**
my body just freezes up automatically!
**[12:25] ---**
Nacchi is scary when she's angry.
**[12:27] ---**
If she could only scold me
in kind of a cuter way...
**[12:31] ---**
"Hey! Stop or you'll be in big trouble-pyon!"
***SIGN*** Pyon
**[12:33] ---**
Like that...
**[12:35] ---**
No one gets angry like that!
**[12:39] ---**
Sure they do.
**[12:44] ---**
Anyone want a cough drop?
**[12:49] ---**
Keroro: Lovely Cough Drop, Sir-pyoro!
**[12:54] ---**
So if you suck on this cough drop,
**[12:57] ---**
a goofy word will hang at the end
of everything you say?
**[13:01] ---**
Thanks for explaining it!
**[13:03] ---**
Originally, the cough drop was developed
**[13:06] ---**
so people could master space dialects.
**[13:08] ---**
This is silly!
**[13:10] ---**
Even if it works as advertised,
what good is it?
**[13:13] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[13:14] ---**
Wh-What?
**[13:15] ---**
Here!
**[13:21] ---**
You don't just toss it in my mouth...
**[13:23] ---**
...nyurun!
***SIGN*** Nyurun
**[13:26] ---**
W-What is this...
**[13:27] ---**
...nyurun!
**[13:28] ---**
I say "nyurun" at the end
of a sentence-nyurun?
**[13:30] ---**
Moron! What did you do to me?! Nyurun...
**[13:33] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[13:35] ---**
Go ahead, get mad! You're not scary at all!
**[13:37] ---**
Even though you are a corporal, nyurun!
Even though you are a corporal, nyurun!
**[13:42] ---**
Y-You lousy... nyurun!
**[13:50] ---**
Eat this...
**[13:51] ---**
...nyurun!
**[13:52] ---**
Gero!
**[13:55] ---**
Doro!
**[13:57] ---**
When did Dororo-san start
having a verbal tic?
**[13:59] ---**
Or, like...
**[14:06] ---**
Mine tasted like cool mint...
**[14:09] ---**
...gesori.
***SIGN*** Gesori
**[14:10] ---**
Uh... "gesori"?
**[14:11] ---**
Mine tasted like cinnamon...
**[14:14] ---**
...chinpyoro!
***SIGN*** Chinpyoro
**[14:15] ---**
Mine tasted like honey...
**[14:17] ---**
...nyo!
***SIGN*** Nyo
**[14:18] ---**
Mine tasted like vegetable juice...
**[14:21] ---**
...rurumba!
***SIGN*** Rurumba
**[14:23] ---**
Mine tasted like curry...
***SIGN*** Poo-poo-kapoo
**[14:24] ---**
...poo-poo-kapoo!
**[14:26] ---**
Now you guys are the same as me... nyurun!
**[14:29] ---**
What did you do... chinpyoro!
**[14:31] ---**
Or, like, strange bedfellows, nyo?
**[14:34] ---**
...poo-poo-kapoo!
**[14:36] ---**
Well, now we know it works...
poo-poo-kapoo!
**[14:39] ---**
Then Lady Natsumi will be the same,
**[14:41] ---**
saying some strange... chinpyoro!
**[14:44] ---**
And so, the sergeant set out
**[14:46] ---**
to get Natsumi-chan to suck
on a cough drop-beroncho!
**[14:49] ---**
You, too, Narrator-san? Chinpyoro!
***SIGN*** Be Careful of Dryness
**[14:54] ---**
The air is extremely dry.
**[14:56] ---**
Don't forget to gargle and wash your hands.
**[14:58] ---**
Yeah, I heard a cold's going around again.
**[15:01] ---**
Now that you mention it,
my throat is a little...
**[15:04] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[15:05] ---**
...chin...
**[15:07] ---**
What do you want?
**[15:08] ---**
These cough drops...
**[15:10] ---**
They're supposed to be really effective
against dry and scratchy throats... chi!
**[15:13] ---**
My throat isn't especially dry and scratchy.
**[15:15] ---**
Oh, don't be like that, chin...
**[15:23] ---**
Oh, that's perfect!
**[15:25] ---**
Mom! Welcome home!
**[15:27] ---**
Gero!
**[15:27] ---**
It's cold on the motorcycle.
**[15:30] ---**
I feel like I've caught a cold.
**[15:32] ---**
So I'll take one of these, Kero-chan.
**[15:36] ---**
Actually, me, too.
**[15:37] ---**
I'll have one, Sarge.
**[15:44] ---**
Chinpyoro!
**[15:47] ---**
It's pretty tasty!
***SIGN*** Mokyu
**[15:49] ---**
Mokyu-mokyu!
**[15:50] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Moon
**[15:51] ---**
Moon!
**[15:52] ---**
Huh?
**[15:53] ---**
"Mokyu" just slipped out.
**[15:55] ---**
Mokyu-mokyu!
**[15:56] ---**
Me, too! Moon! Moon!
**[15:59] ---**
Aaaah! Yikesyikesyikesyikes! Chinpyoro!
**[16:02] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Get back here!
**[16:04] ---**
Get back here!
**[16:08] ---**
Don't tell me those cough drops...
**[16:10] ---**
Forgive me... chinpyoro!
**[16:12] ---**
The cough drops give you a
weird verbal tic... chinpyoro!
**[16:16] ---**
Darn it! What were you thinking?!
**[16:18] ---**
Bring Fuyuki and Mom back to normal now!
**[16:21] ---**
This is funny-mokyu!
**[16:23] ---**
Yeah-moon!
**[16:25] ---**
No matter what I say, "moon" get added-moon!
**[16:28] ---**
Kero-chan, you've been saying
a weird expression, too.
**[16:31] ---**
Did you have a cough drop-mokyu?
**[16:32] ---**
Not only Keroro... nyurun!
**[16:35] ---**
Us too-gesori!
**[16:37] ---**
As you can see-rurumba!
**[16:39] ---**
It's a real pain-poo-poo-kapoo!
**[16:42] ---**
The effect wears off at 24 hours, though-nyo!
**[16:46] ---**
Oh! In that case, there's
no harm done-mokyu-mokyu!
**[16:49] ---**
Mom!
**[16:50] ---**
Besides, I finally have a day off tomorrow.
**[16:53] ---**
It's okay-mokyu!
**[16:53] ---**
But...
**[16:55] ---**
It's kind of like becoming
another person-moon!
**[16:58] ---**
That's right. Mokyu-mokyu!
**[17:00] ---**
Th-That attitude really
saves my bacon-chinpyoro!
**[17:04] ---**
I know!
**[17:05] ---**
Since we're all here,
**[17:07] ---**
why don't we play a game-mokyu?
**[17:09] ---**
What kind of game-moon?
**[17:12] ---**
Like shiritori-mokyu!
**[17:14] ---**
Shiritori at a time like this-rurumba?
**[17:17] ---**
That sounds like fun. Poo-poo-kapoo!
**[17:20] ---**
You'll play, too, won't you, Natsumi-mokyu?
**[17:23] ---**
I... I have homework to do.
**[17:26] ---**
Ow! Chin... pyoro?
**[17:29] ---**
Sis-moon?
**[17:34] ---**
What is that pemyon or pamyon? It's stupid!
**[17:37] ---**
No, I don't think he said either
"pemyon" or "pamyon"-peroncho.
**[17:41] ---**
You shut up, too!
**[17:43] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[17:44] ---**
All right, I shall start
with "nighthawk"-rurumba!
**[17:48] ---**
"Ba," huh... moon!
**[17:50] ---**
Wait!
**[17:51] ---**
"N" is always at the end of mine,
so I'll lose every turn-moon!
**[17:55] ---**
Now that you mention it-nyo!
**[18:01] ---**
All right. Kerokero?
**[18:02] ---**
Chinpyoro!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
**[18:03] ---**
Hello. Space PR producer Chibaba here.
**[18:07] ---**
Are you still on standby?
**[18:09] ---**
What do you mean, on standby-chinpyoro!
**[18:12] ---**
Oh, come on! Didn't we
arrange this the other day?
**[18:16] ---**
A phone interview for
*Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!*
**[18:19] ---**
That's tonight, man! Tonight!
**[18:21] ---**
N-Now that you remind me... Chinpyoro!
***SIGN*** Call
**[18:25] ---**
It's a live broadcast.
**[18:27] ---**
So I'm looking for polished answers.
**[18:29] ---**
Wh-What are we gonna do-gesori?!
**[18:31] ---**
None of us is fit to carry on
a decent conversation-rurumba!
**[18:34] ---**
I... I've got it!
**[18:36] ---**
If we suck on another cough drop,
**[18:38] ---**
maybe it'll bring us back
to normal-chinpyoro!
**[18:42] ---**
Hey, Commander. That's... Poo-poo-kapoo!
**[18:49] ---**
Suppon!
**[18:50] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[18:51] ---**
Chinpyoro suppon!
**[18:53] ---**
A new tic-chinpyoro suppon!
**[18:55] ---**
With those cough drops,
**[18:57] ---**
the more you suck on, the more
weird outbursts you'll have,
**[18:59] ---**
and with each extra one, the effect
is extended for another day.
**[19:03] ---**
Poo-poo-kapoo!
***SIGN*** Call
**[19:04] ---**
Are you ready? We're on in 30 seconds!
**[19:07] ---**
W-What should I do-chinpyoro suppon!
**[19:12] ---**
Huh?
**[19:12] ---**
My phone... mokyu!
***SIGN*** Incoming Call
Mr. Yoshizaki
**[19:16] ---**
O-Oh, no... mokyu!
**[19:18] ---**
It's Yoshizaki-sensei... mokyu-mokyu!
**[19:20] ---**
What should I do-mokyu?!
**[19:23] ---**
M-My phone, too?!
**[19:26] ---**
It's Nishizawa-san-moon!
**[19:28] ---**
S-Somebody go on for me!
**[19:31] ---**
Chinpyoro suppon!
**[19:32] ---**
I'm sure Mr. Yoshizaki has reached
an impasse with his manuscript-mokyu!
**[19:36] ---**
M-Me, too!
**[19:38] ---**
I can't talk to Nishizawa-san like this-moon!
***SIGN*** Call
**[19:41] ---**
Okay, ten seconds!
**[19:43] ---**
Chi-chi-chi...
**[19:45] ---**
Chinpyoro!
**[19:48] ---**
Suppon!
**[19:49] ---**
Mokyu-kyu-kyu!
**[19:51] ---**
Moon!
**[19:55] ---**
What?
**[19:57] ---**
Yes, I'm happy about that-chinpyoro suppon!
***SIGN*** Call
**[20:01] ---**
Everyone loved getting a glimpse at
this new aspect of the Keroro platoon!
**[20:05] ---**
It took a long time to come up with
**[20:07] ---**
and refine this new idiosyncrasy.
**[20:09] ---**
Chinpyoro suppon!
**[20:10] ---**
Liar-nyurun!
**[20:12] ---**
Yoshizaki-sensei thought
it was hilarious... mokyu!
**[20:16] ---**
He asked me to let him use this expression
**[20:18] ---**
for a new character debuting
next issue-mokyu-mokyu!
**[20:21] ---**
Nishizawa-san called it a
"lovely new style of acting"-moon!
**[20:26] ---**
Well!
**[20:27] ---**
Everything's okay-chinpyoro suppon!
**[20:29] ---**
That's right... mokyu!
**[20:31] ---**
I'm relieved, too... moon!
**[20:35] ---**
W-What are they so giddy about?!
**[20:38] ---**
Even though Mom hardly
ever gets a day off...
**[20:40] ---**
And I...
**[20:42] ---**
Enough!
**[20:44] ---**
I think this whole thing is ridiculous!
**[20:46] ---**
But fine! I'll join you!
**[20:49] ---**
I just have to suck on
these cough drops, right?
**[20:53] ---**
S-Sis! Don't suck on all
of them at once-moon!
**[20:59] ---**
Oh, no-nyo!
**[21:00] ---**
Don't blame me-poo-poo-kapoo!
**[21:05] ---**
Sis, are you okay-moon?
**[21:09] ---**
Hey, does this...
**[21:10] ---**
Poo-poo-ka-chinpyoro-mokyu
**[21:12] ---**
rurumba-gesori-nyo!
**[21:17] ---**
What's going on,
suppon-gerogero-mondari-geberebe-uhoho-kyoron?!
**[21:22] ---**
Natsumi, what happened to you-nyurun!
**[21:24] ---**
Somebody,
pyoncho-dasugowasude-pooroorin-tararin!
**[21:27] ---**
Do something,
tenpari-nutanuta-kirekirenopade-senor-signore!
**[21:32] ---**
Stop it, baraba-biribiri-bamyon!
**[21:33] ---**
I have no idea what you're
saying-chinpyoro suppon!
**[21:37] ---**
Gowasu-desumasu-dabibi-tokure-sentapopi!
**[21:42] ---**
That night, it was said a strange
shouting that was neither
**[21:46] ---**
human nor beast echoed throughout
all of Inner-Tokyo-beroncho.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
There are switches all over the house.
**[23:25] ---**
Remote controls, video games,
the washing machine,
**[23:27] ---**
the bathtub, the microwave, and lights, too!
**[23:29] ---**
If we invaded all of them,
**[23:31] ---**
the invasion of Pekopon
would be complete, too!
**[23:33] ---**
That aside,
**[23:35] ---**
where's my enthusiasm switch?
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: Invade the Everyday, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Keroro: Reset Banzai, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E349 - Keroro: Invade the Everyday, Sir! / Keroro: Reset Banzai, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DM9Q/keroro-invade-the-everyday-sir--keroro-reset-banzai-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
In everyday life,
**[01:33] ---**
you occasionally push
the wrong button, right?
**[01:37] ---**
Toast and eggs, even at night?!
**[01:39] ---**
That's crazy!
**[01:41] ---**
I want rice!
**[01:42] ---**
Sorry. I pushed the wrong button
on the rice cooker.
**[01:46] ---**
So put up with it just for today.
***SIGN*** Warmer
**[01:48] ---**
Who mixes up the cook and warmer buttons?!
***SIGN*** Cook
***SIGN*** Warmer
***SIGN*** Cook
**[01:52] ---**
Excuse me? Even if you do something every day,
it's possible to make a mistake with it!
**[01:56] ---**
But if you're gonna whine about it,
you don't have to eat!
**[01:58] ---**
Gero!
**[02:00] ---**
You're mad at me?!
**[02:01] ---**
I don't even get dinner now?!
**[02:02] ---**
Fine!
**[02:07] ---**
Wait...
**[02:09] ---**
I can...
**[02:11] ---**
...use this?
**[02:15] ---**
Keroro: Invade the Everyday, Sir!
***SIGN*** Days later...
**[02:23] ---**
I really blew it that last time.
**[02:26] ---**
I'll get the rice ready now
so I don't make a mistake.
***SIGN*** Cook
**[02:36] ---**
It turned on by itself?
**[02:56] ---**
Huh?
**[02:56] ---**
That's strange.
**[03:04] ---**
Huh?
**[03:17] ---**
Was this always so convenient?
**[03:24] ---**
Oh, well. I'm going to the bathroom.
**[03:28] ---**
Jeez! What's going on?!
**[03:31] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[03:33] ---**
Fuyuki! All the switches
in the room are messed up!
**[03:37] ---**
Hey! Check it out!
**[03:39] ---**
Um...
**[03:40] ---**
Sorry. Later.
**[03:50] ---**
O-Oh, well...
**[03:54] ---**
Huh?
**[03:55] ---**
Now these lights are on!
**[04:01] ---**
Hey! Wait a second!
**[04:02] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[04:04] ---**
F-Fuyuki?
**[04:06] ---**
No good! It won't stop!
**[04:10] ---**
What is it?! What's wrong?!
**[04:11] ---**
The bidet won't stop spraying!
**[04:15] ---**
Isn't there a button to turn it off?
**[04:18] ---**
The button doesn't work!
**[04:19] ---**
If you get off the toilet seat,
**[04:21] ---**
it should shut off automatically!
**[04:23] ---**
Well, I'll give it a try.
**[04:28] ---**
Sit back down again!
**[04:30] ---**
Stay there!
**[04:31] ---**
What?!
**[04:32] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[04:34] ---**
...all of the buttons in the house
have gone haywire?
**[04:38] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[04:39] ---**
How do you like them apples?!
**[04:40] ---**
This is the might of our
new weapon, Shuffle Button!
***SIGN*** New Weapon Shuffle Button
**[04:44] ---**
I made it!
**[04:45] ---**
It's a super-insidious machine
that randomly mixes up
**[04:48] ---**
buttons and switches all over the world!
**[04:50] ---**
Right now it's set at the
lowest level for testing,
**[04:53] ---**
but if we spread it to all of
Pekopon by setting it to max...
**[04:57] ---**
...Pekoponian economic
and financial activities,
**[04:59] ---**
their military complex and more
will go boop-boop-be-doo!
**[05:03] ---**
I see.
**[05:04] ---**
By using this, Pekopon's
civilization will be nullified,
**[05:07] ---**
and we can take over without
spilling any blood.
**[05:10] ---**
It'll work!
**[05:11] ---**
It is a brilliant plan that is simple,
yet packs decisive power!
**[05:15] ---**
Bow down before us, Lady Natsumi!
**[05:18] ---**
No, all Pekoponians!
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
Tamatamatamatama...
Gerogerogerogero...
Girogirogirogiro...
**[05:23] ---**
Good morning, everyone!
***SIGN*** No Good
**[05:29] ---**
They are up to no good again!
**[05:31] ---**
Oh, Dororo-kun!
**[05:33] ---**
Actually, I came up with a really
ecological invasion plan.
***SIGN*** Ecology
***SIGN*** Sweet Living
***SIGN*** Seals
***SIGN*** Pekoponians
**[05:37] ---**
Pekoponians are always talking about ecology,
***SIGN*** Can't let go of
***SIGN*** Electricity
***SIGN*** Oil
***SIGN*** Repent
***SIGN*** Lukewarm
***SIGN*** Kind, Natural
**[05:40] ---**
but they can't let go of their
civilization's advanced conveniences,
**[05:43] ---**
and use tons of electricity and oil
because they lack integrity, right?
**[05:46] ---**
So with our scientific power,
**[05:47] ---**
we'll throw a scare into
those naughty Pekoponians,
**[05:50] ---**
inciting them to repent.
**[05:51] ---**
In a way, this is a kind,
natural plan, you know?
***SIGN*** Lies
**[05:54] ---**
What?
**[05:55] ---**
Kind and natural?
**[05:56] ---**
Hey, Sergeant!
**[05:57] ---**
For you, making excuses
is like the first star of evening.
**[05:59] ---**
Or, like, honeyed tonguing?
***SIGN*** On
***SIGN*** Hot Water
**[06:09] ---**
The water heater?!
**[06:10] ---**
It'll heat with no water in it!
***SIGN*** Hot Water
**[06:12] ---**
The ventilation fan!
**[06:14] ---**
Then...
**[06:17] ---**
Yes!
**[06:18] ---**
I was right!
**[06:19] ---**
That was just the intercom ringing.
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[06:23] ---**
How many switches and buttons
do we have in this house?!
**[06:27] ---**
How's that?!
**[06:27] ---**
If we spread this effect to the whole world,
**[06:30] ---**
all of Pekopon will be ours!
***SIGN*** Forgive me,
Natsumi
**[06:33] ---**
Certainly, it would be an
invasion without military might,
**[06:36] ---**
but I do not care for a plan
that causes people problems.
**[06:40] ---**
Don't go weak in the knees, Doro-doughboy!
**[06:43] ---**
If the Pekoponians surrender,
**[06:45] ---**
we will turn off the Shuffle Button, all right?
**[06:47] ---**
You stupid peacenik ninja!
**[06:48] ---**
Thank you, Tamama!
**[06:50] ---**
At last, Pekopon will be ours!
**[06:54] ---**
Eat this!
**[06:55] ---**
Shuffle Button on!
***SIGN*** Medium
***SIGN*** Stop
**[07:03] ---**
F-Finally...
**[07:06] ---**
Huh?
**[07:08] ---**
Lady Mois, turn on the lights...
**[07:10] ---**
Sure!
**[07:11] ---**
Okay, click!
**[07:13] ---**
Metal basin.
**[07:14] ---**
Dama!
**[07:16] ---**
Is it a blackout?
**[07:17] ---**
Don't ignore me!
**[07:20] ---**
Then let's do this.
**[07:21] ---**
Here. Click!
***SIGN*** Open and Shut Button
Power Button
Operation Button
Power Button 2
**[07:25] ---**
You mean... it affects the base buttons, too?
**[07:29] ---**
Nature on Pekopon is important,
**[07:31] ---**
but this is a mistake.
**[07:34] ---**
Commander-dono,
***SIGN*** Release
**[07:35] ---**
let us end it here.
**[07:37] ---**
No!
**[07:37] ---**
Don't pull that!
**[08:00] ---**
As expected...
**[08:01] ---**
It had to be...
**[08:03] ---**
They're behind it.
**[08:05] ---**
It's punishment time, stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Uwaaa...
What can we do here?
***SIGN*** The scene made her lose the desire to punish.
**[08:09] ---**
The scene made her lose the desire to punish.
**[08:12] ---**
And so,
**[08:14] ---**
it seems all of the switches and buttons
**[08:16] ---**
in the secret base and
your house are mixed up.
**[08:19] ---**
Even the usually dependable Yellow-san
**[08:21] ---**
is useless when he can't push any buttons.
**[08:24] ---**
I've got nothing to do!
**[08:25] ---**
So in a situation like this,
**[08:27] ---**
I have no idea what to do, gero gero!
**[08:30] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[08:31] ---**
Calm down, Sarge!
**[08:33] ---**
You're the one who sowed these seeds, right?
**[08:35] ---**
After all, I'm...
**[08:37] ---**
...a naughty alien who's become weak through
reliance on civilization's advanced conveniences!
**[08:41] ---**
Ridiculous.
**[08:43] ---**
Kero?
***SIGN*** Electricity Button
Power Button
Power Button 2
**[08:43] ---**
All you have to do is turn off
the power of this machine, right?
***SIGN*** Power Button
***SIGN*** Ah...!
**[08:50] ---**
The underground base self-destruct
button has been pushed.
**[08:52] ---**
The self-destruct button has been pushed.
**[08:54] ---**
All hands, please evacuate.
**[08:56] ---**
S-Self-destruct button?!
**[08:57] ---**
You! What the heck did you do?!
**[09:01] ---**
You weren't really listening to
what he was saying before, Sis...
**[09:07] ---**
After all!
**[09:08] ---**
How do you expect me to listen
seriously to the stupid frog?!
**[09:11] ---**
Hey! I resent that!
**[09:13] ---**
You're a lowdown louse, Lady Natsumi!
**[09:16] ---**
Would you knock it off?!
**[09:17] ---**
At this rate, we'll just
have to take our chances!
**[09:20] ---**
Push every button in here!
**[09:23] ---**
If we're lucky, one of them may be
connected to the Shuffle Button!
***SIGN*** Invasion Robot Activated
**[09:27] ---**
Invasion robot activated.
***SIGN*** Standby for missile that will destroy the world three times over!!
**[09:29] ---**
Standby for missile that will
destroy the world three times over!
***SIGN*** Overheat the base's main nuclear power reactor!!!
**[09:32] ---**
Overheat the base's main
nuclear power reactor!
**[09:35] ---**
It's getting even more dangerous!
**[09:37] ---**
Then this one!
**[09:39] ---**
How about this?!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Achieved
**[09:47] ---**
What the heck, dummy?!
What are you thinking?!
**[09:50] ---**
You should be the one to talk, dumb Na-chan!
**[09:52] ---**
Let us stop squabbling and evacuate.
**[09:55] ---**
Perhaps it is better this way.
Life without relying on machines.
**[10:01] ---**
You can look to the past
and learn... as I have.
**[10:06] ---**
What are you talking about
at a time like this?
**[10:08] ---**
The way things are,
my house is going to blow up.
**[10:10] ---**
Doroboat, no one wants to hear your
fairy tale version of a missile launch.
**[10:14] ---**
Um...
**[10:15] ---**
That's okay, be carefree.
**[10:17] ---**
You always are.
**[10:18] ---**
Hey...
**[10:19] ---**
But we can't survive without buttons!
**[10:24] ---**
S-S-So mean!
**[10:30] ---**
Trauma switch on!
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Huh...?
**[10:32] ---**
Huh?
**[10:33] ---**
My trauma switch didn't work.
***SIGN*** Ku-ku-ku
**[10:36] ---**
Huh?
**[10:37] ---**
The base's nuclear reactor just shut down!
**[10:39] ---**
Apparently the base's shutdown breaker
***SIGN*** Nuclear Reactor
**[10:42] ---**
and Dororo-senpai's
trauma switch were switched!
**[10:45] ---**
U-Um...
***SIGN*** U-Um...
**[10:47] ---**
Dororo-kyun, please!
**[10:48] ---**
So your switch doesn't switch back,
**[10:50] ---**
stop right where you are.
***SIGN*** Stop
***SIGN*** What? What?
**[10:53] ---**
What? What are you saying?
**[10:57] ---**
In the first place,
**[10:58] ---**
relying too much on
conveniences is a mistake.
**[11:01] ---**
Ignore the environment
**[11:03] ---**
and try to get everything done
at the touch of a button,
**[11:06] ---**
Kululu, throw that device away now,
while you have the chance.
**[11:06] ---**
and this is what happens.
What goes around comes around.
**[11:10] ---**
It seems Lance Corporal Dororo's
lecture went on all night.
**[11:14] ---**
For a while there,
I thought we might be goners.
**[11:17] ---**
Tell me about it.
**[11:18] ---**
They're a real nuisance.
**[11:28] ---**
If the plan had succeeded,
**[11:30] ---**
even your homes may have
been thrown into chaos.
**[11:33] ---**
Please be very careful about how
you're holding the TV remote.
**[11:41] ---**
Have you ever thought this?
**[11:43] ---**
That you wanted to "reset"
something in your life?
**[11:45] ---**
Stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Plan to take over the Hinata home by
grossing out Lady Natsumi with sliminess
**[11:49] ---**
Invading with our own sliminess...
**[11:53] ---**
I thought it was a good plan...
**[11:56] ---**
...but we took away so much sliminess
that it left us dried out.
**[12:00] ---**
Isn't there a better plan than this?
**[12:02] ---**
Commander said there's
no money in the budget...
**[12:05] ---**
Well, there's no sense brooding over it.
**[12:10] ---**
Sarge...
**[12:11] ---**
The complete *Captain Geroro* Blu-ray set
**[12:14] ---**
and its bonus materials arrived.
**[12:16] ---**
Keroro, you jerkface!
**[12:18] ---**
Don't embezzle from the invasion budget!
**[12:20] ---**
Gero!
**[12:25] ---**
Keroro: Reset Banzai, Sir!
**[12:32] ---**
I know cleaning duties
for a month is my punishment...
**[12:34] ---**
...but it's hard.
**[12:37] ---**
Giroro!
**[12:38] ---**
Give me a hand, would ya?
**[12:40] ---**
I've got so much to do...
**[12:43] ---**
Punished with chores for messing up?
**[12:45] ---**
You've got a shallow sense of responsibility.
**[12:47] ---**
Gero...
**[12:47] ---**
Or have you just become a maid
out of fear of Natsumi?
**[12:53] ---**
Gero?
**[12:54] ---**
Become a maid out of fear of Natsumi?
**[13:01] ---**
I'm still not done...
**[13:04] ---**
Tamama. Good timing.
**[13:06] ---**
See, the slime left around the sink
doesn't wanna come off.
**[13:09] ---**
Please do me a favor and dry the dishes.
**[13:12] ---**
I'll do it because it's an order.
Must be good being the commander.
**[13:18] ---**
Gero?
**[13:19] ---**
Must be good being the commander?
**[13:24] ---**
How does it look, Lady Natsumi?
**[13:26] ---**
I worked hard to get everything extra-clean,
so maybe you can lift my punishment...
**[13:29] ---**
Those are two different things!
**[13:31] ---**
Gero?
**[13:32] ---**
Well, you can take a break,
**[13:34] ---**
but then heat the tub.
**[13:37] ---**
Gero?
**[13:39] ---**
Th-Those are two different things?
***SIGN*** 3,782nd Regular Invasion Meeting
***SIGN*** Alone...
**[13:46] ---**
No one else is coming.
**[13:48] ---**
Am I that unpopular?
**[13:50] ---**
No!
**[13:51] ---**
Everyone else is too stubborn!
**[13:54] ---**
No, buying all this with the
invasion budget was wrong.
**[13:58] ---**
What's that?
**[13:59] ---**
It looks like the headphones
Kululu always has on.
**[14:05] ---**
He took them off?
**[14:09] ---**
Gero?
**[14:10] ---**
This is...
**[14:14] ---**
...the thing you can use to erase
people's memories, isn't it?
**[14:19] ---**
If I use this...
**[14:22] ---**
The next day.
**[14:25] ---**
Hey, you'd better do a good job!
**[14:27] ---**
I swear, if you ever make it slimy again...
**[14:38] ---**
Huh?
**[14:39] ---**
What was I...?
**[14:42] ---**
Oh, you're helping out! That's admirable.
**[14:45] ---**
It's my punishment.
**[14:47] ---**
Punishment? For what?
**[14:49] ---**
Making everything slimy...
**[14:52] ---**
Are you sweaty?
**[14:53] ---**
You can go ahead and have the first bath.
**[14:59] ---**
Gerori!
**[15:00] ---**
It seems like she's totally forgotten
about the cleaning punishment.
**[15:04] ---**
I can use this!
**[15:09] ---**
Help me, Giroro!
**[15:11] ---**
Sea cucumber-type enemy aliens!
**[15:14] ---**
What?! Enemy attack?!
**[15:22] ---**
What do you want
at this time of night, Keroro?
**[15:24] ---**
Don't we have an invasion meeting?
**[15:27] ---**
First I've heard of it.
**[15:29] ---**
Well, I'm always up for it.
**[15:31] ---**
Gerori...
**[15:34] ---**
Hi, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[15:42] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
don't we have an invasion meeting to go to?
**[15:46] ---**
In the middle of the night?
**[15:48] ---**
Eeek! Mr. Sergeant is going to invade me!
**[15:53] ---**
It's working...
**[15:54] ---**
As long as I have these headphones,
**[15:56] ---**
my plans can fail again and again
**[15:58] ---**
and I can make Lady Natsumi furious at me,
**[16:00] ---**
but I can reset everything by
erasing everyone's memories.
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, no!
**[16:08] ---**
These headphones are actually Kululu's.
**[16:11] ---**
Now, what is he...?
***SIGN*** Give them back!
**[16:13] ---**
Look at what's happened!
**[16:15] ---**
That's happened?!
**[16:18] ---**
Ah, well. I just won't tell him!
***SIGN*** Battle is about numbers!!
**[16:20] ---**
Anyway,
**[16:21] ---**
now I have nothing to fear from failure,
**[16:23] ---**
and can try all kinds of plans!
***SIGN*** Change the height of pillows so Pekoponians don't get a good night's sleep plan!
**[16:29] ---**
First,
**[16:30] ---**
change the height of pillows so Pekoponians
**[16:32] ---**
don't get a good night's sleep plan!
**[16:34] ---**
I'm fine with any kind of pillow!
**[16:37] ---**
What are you doing, stupid frog?!
**[16:40] ---**
Gero! That was a mistake!
**[16:41] ---**
Reset!
**[16:49] ---**
Reset!
***SIGN*** Make everyone have the same kind of toothbrush so they don't know which one to use plan!
**[16:52] ---**
Next!
**[16:53] ---**
Make everyone have the
same kind of toothbrush
**[16:55] ---**
so they don't know which one to use plan!
**[16:58] ---**
Wait! If we do that,
**[17:00] ---**
I might get an i-i-indirect kiss
from Natsumi's toothbrush!
**[17:03] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[17:06] ---**
Gero!
**[17:06] ---**
Another goof! Reset!
**[17:13] ---**
Huh?
**[17:14] ---**
Reset!
***SIGN*** Switch the contents of various seasonings gong plan!!
**[17:17] ---**
Switch the contents of various
seasonings gong plan!
**[17:21] ---**
This time for sure I'll make my plan succeed!
**[17:24] ---**
This time for sure?
**[17:25] ---**
What do you mean?
**[17:27] ---**
What *do* you mean?!
**[17:28] ---**
Gero!
**[17:30] ---**
Reset!
**[17:33] ---**
Forget! Forget!
**[17:37] ---**
Huh?
**[17:39] ---**
Reset!
**[17:42] ---**
Huh?
**[17:43] ---**
What was I about to do?
**[17:46] ---**
Now that you mention it, us, too...
**[17:48] ---**
What were we doing?
**[17:50] ---**
Um...
**[17:51] ---**
Let's see...
**[17:52] ---**
I don't have the faintest idea.
**[17:55] ---**
Yet another good reset!
**[17:59] ---**
Stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Model Cement
**[18:00] ---**
You spilled model cement on the
living room floor, didn't you?!
**[18:07] ---**
Maximum output!
**[18:12] ---**
Reset!
**[18:16] ---**
Ow!
**[18:19] ---**
What is this room?
**[18:21] ---**
What?
**[18:22] ---**
It's my room!
**[18:26] ---**
I never said you could use it
as your personal storage room!
**[18:29] ---**
Why would you say that after all this time?
**[18:30] ---**
How many times have you been in here?
**[18:32] ---**
I don't recognize this room!
**[18:36] ---**
Why did I come in here again?
**[18:38] ---**
Well, whatever. Put it back the way it was!
**[18:41] ---**
Gero...
**[18:43] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[18:45] ---**
She's even forgotten this room.
**[18:50] ---**
Did I do it too much?
**[18:54] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[18:56] ---**
What?
**[18:57] ---**
I'm on cleaning duty...
**[18:59] ---**
Gero!
**[19:00] ---**
You don't have the run of this house!
**[19:02] ---**
You hear me?! Now just stay there!
**[19:11] ---**
Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
**[19:14] ---**
Wench!
**[19:15] ---**
What did you do to my Mr. Sergeant?!
**[19:18] ---**
Keroro. Counterattack.
**[19:21] ---**
Now is the time to teach them all
just how formidable we are!
**[19:24] ---**
No, that's...
**[19:27] ---**
I've got a plan!
**[19:29] ---**
We'll conquer this planet within an hour!
**[19:31] ---**
After all this standing by,
I cannot wait to put my skills to use!
**[19:37] ---**
This is...
**[19:39] ---**
...like we've just arrived on Pekopon.
**[19:42] ---**
Maybe...
**[19:43] ---**
...I...
**[19:44] ---**
...made a...
**[19:45] ---**
...terrible mistake.
**[19:49] ---**
Sarge...
**[19:50] ---**
Gero!
**[19:53] ---**
Wh-What is it, Master Fuyuki?
**[19:57] ---**
Nothing special.
**[19:59] ---**
I just thought it's been a while since
we looked at the stars together.
**[20:03] ---**
Gero...
**[20:11] ---**
No matter how much time it takes,
**[20:14] ---**
I want to get things
back to normal with everyone.
**[20:20] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:21] ---**
I misused your precious equipment,
Sergeant Major!
**[20:26] ---**
And I know how this is going to sound...
**[20:28] ---**
...but I want your help!
**[20:30] ---**
Because of me, their memories
of our time together is gone!
**[20:35] ---**
Making people forget your failures
**[20:38] ---**
is nothing to take lightly.
**[20:41] ---**
If you don't learn from your mistakes,
**[20:44] ---**
it's hard on the soldiers who follow you.
**[20:49] ---**
You do have ears!
**[20:50] ---**
Then what's this?
**[20:53] ---**
Kululu...
**[20:54] ---**
Did you plant this device there
so I would learn that?
**[21:06] ---**
I...
**[21:07] ---**
I...
***SIGN*** Timer Timer Timer Timer
**[21:09] ---**
Oh, that toy's memory deletion timer
is about to go off!
**[21:13] ---**
Timer?
**[21:18] ---**
I don't think you have time to cry.
**[21:20] ---**
Everyone's getting their memories back!
**[21:28] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:28] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[21:31] ---**
Gero!
**[21:34] ---**
Gero!
**[21:35] ---**
I thought this was supposed
to have a happy ending!
**[21:39] ---**
No!
**[21:40] ---**
It appears everyone has
their memories restored.
**[21:40] ---**
Somebody help me!
**[21:43] ---**
Good thing they remembered, right, Sergeant?
**[21:44] ---**
Gero!
**[21:47] ---**
Remember me, too!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
***SIGN*** Coming Soon
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
***SIGN*** Brave Invasion
**[23:24] ---**
Lady Mom hates animals.
**[23:26] ---**
No fondness for dogs, cats, or even birds.
**[23:28] ---**
Of course snakes and lizards are also out,
**[23:30] ---**
but I have a feeling she's okay with frogs.
**[23:33] ---**
That aside,
**[23:34] ---**
I'm an alien, too!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[23:37] ---**
"Mois: Chronicle of Uncle's Struggles, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Aki vs. Cat: Mixed-Species
Martial Arts War, Sir!"
**[23:43] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:45] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E350 - Mois: Chronicle of Uncle's Struggles, Sir! / Aki vs. Cat: Mixed-Species Martial Arts War, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN93PP/mois-chronicle-of-uncles-struggles-sir--aki-vs-cat-mixed-species-martial-arts-war-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
***SIGN*** Emergency
**[01:33] ---**
An emergency situation.
**[01:34] ---**
At a time like that,
is there someone you can rely on?
**[01:38] ---**
Yikes!
**[01:39] ---**
I totally forgot!
***SIGN*** Coming Soon
**[01:43] ---**
It's the release date for the new
***SIGN*** Unrivaled Invasion
***SIGN*** Coming Soon
**[01:45] ---**
Wee game, *Unrivaled Invasion*!
**[01:48] ---**
I have to get over there and stand in line!
**[01:55] ---**
But...
**[01:56] ---**
...I'm on cleaning duty today.
**[02:00] ---**
If I blow that off, never mind the game.
**[02:03] ---**
Reality's "last boss" will crush me.
***SIGN*** Demon King Natsumi
***SIGN*** Unfinished
**[02:08] ---**
Besides, these reports have been piling up.
**[02:12] ---**
Still, if I don't get
*Unrivaled Invasion* today...
***SIGN*** Unrivaled Invasion
**[02:16] ---**
I'll ask Tamama and Giroro for a favor.
**[02:19] ---**
No, I can't imagine they would
go along with it for that reason.
**[02:28] ---**
Uncle!
**[02:34] ---**
Mois: Chronicles of Uncle's Struggles, Sir!
***SIGN*** Pinch-hitting
**[02:40] ---**
Stand in for you?
**[02:44] ---**
Or, like, never happened?
***SIGN*** Bow
**[02:46] ---**
I'll be back tonight!
**[02:49] ---**
Okay, Lady Mois?
**[02:51] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[02:53] ---**
But filling in for you...
**[02:57] ---**
I'm not confident that I can
perform such an important task.
**[03:00] ---**
Or, like, tiny self-worth?
***SIGN*** Tiny Self-Worth
***SIGN*** Pinch-hitting
***SIGN*** Slap
**[03:04] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[03:05] ---**
I know you'll be able
to act as my proxy perfectly!
***SIGN*** Perfectly
**[03:09] ---**
Perfectly?
***SIGN*** Perfectly
***SIGN*** Trustworthy Face
**[03:16] ---**
Gotcha!
**[03:17] ---**
I'll strive to take your place perfectly
**[03:19] ---**
and prove worthy of your trust!
**[03:23] ---**
Okay, I'm counting on you!
**[03:25] ---**
Just don't say anything to Lady Natsumi!
**[03:28] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[03:31] ---**
All right!
**[03:32] ---**
What would Uncle do first?
**[03:34] ---**
Um...
**[03:37] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle, lovey-dovey for Uncle,
lovey-dovey for Uncle, lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[03:38] ---**
Cleaning!
**[03:40] ---**
Washing the dishes!
***SIGN*** Completed
**[03:43] ---**
Doing paperwork...
**[03:49] ---**
...and Gundam models!
**[03:49] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle,
lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[03:51] ---**
Hey! Is Keroro here?
**[03:53] ---**
Uncle is out.
**[03:55] ---**
Uncle is out, sir!
**[03:59] ---**
Sheesh! That idiot!
**[04:01] ---**
Did he forget our regular
invasion meeting is today?
**[04:08] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[04:13] ---**
That'll do it, sir!
**[04:16] ---**
Or, like, smoothly sailing?
**[04:18] ---**
But...
**[04:20] ---**
Sheesh! That idiot!
**[04:22] ---**
Did he forget our regular
invasion meeting is today?
**[04:25] ---**
I know what Uncle would do...
**[04:28] ---**
An invasion plan, right...
***SIGN*** Absent
**[04:30] ---**
...sir!
**[04:32] ---**
Hey! What is this?!
**[04:34] ---**
Why did we have to gather 'round
for that Armageddon woman?!
**[04:39] ---**
It looks like she's acting as the
commander's understudy for today.
***SIGN*** Commander's Understudy
**[04:44] ---**
So you're going to lead
this invasion meeting, Mois?
**[04:48] ---**
That woman doesn't know her place!
**[04:50] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama! Silence, sir!
**[04:55] ---**
Or, like, leader's order?
**[04:59] ---**
Having her imitate Mr. Sergeant's speech tic
**[05:02] ---**
only makes it worse!
**[05:05] ---**
Yeah, I'm out of here.
**[05:07] ---**
All right, I'll announce the latest plan.
**[05:11] ---**
Or, like, turning tables?
***SIGN*** Mois's Plan for Invading Pekopon
***SIGN*** Mois's Plan for Invading Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[05:18] ---**
First,
**[05:19] ---**
the impact of 1/10,000,000th of Armageddon
**[05:22] ---**
will make Pekopon shake, sir.
**[05:25] ---**
Or, like, natural breaking?
**[05:27] ---**
Then all the Pekoponians
will get motion sickness, sir!
**[05:32] ---**
Or, like, smoking taboo?
***SIGN*** Pekopon
Warning
**[05:35] ---**
Then, if they don't cede absolute power,
**[05:39] ---**
we'll warn them that I'll make
the planet shake even more.
***SIGN*** Mois's Plan for Invading Pekopon
**[05:42] ---**
Sir!
**[05:44] ---**
Or, like, daring planning?
**[05:46] ---**
Understood?
**[05:48] ---**
Yeah, I get it.
**[05:49] ---**
But do you really have to keep saying "sir"?
**[05:54] ---**
Still...
**[05:54] ---**
Now that is a straightforward plan.
**[05:59] ---**
It's simple and yet doesn't
have any drawbacks.
**[06:02] ---**
It's just open-and-shut.
**[06:03] ---**
That woman's got an innocent face,
but thought up the scariest thing.
**[06:09] ---**
Incidentally, according to my computer,
**[06:11] ---**
this plan has a 99.999% chance of success.
**[06:17] ---**
If Keroro himself
asked Mois to fill in for him,
**[06:21] ---**
then for all intents and purposes,
she has the right to lead the platoon.
**[06:26] ---**
What do you think?
**[06:28] ---**
Guess it can't be helped.
**[06:29] ---**
What do you say, Tamama?
**[06:37] ---**
Fine, I am in.
**[06:40] ---**
Then we await your next instructions!
**[06:43] ---**
For one day only,
**[06:44] ---**
the Keroro Platoon is the Mois Platoon,
and they go to work right away.
**[06:48] ---**
All right, please make a device
that will hijack Pekopon's media.
**[06:52] ---**
Sir!
**[06:53] ---**
Or, like, clever thinking?
**[06:55] ---**
Roger!
**[06:59] ---**
Mois, who knew?
**[07:02] ---**
Well, who knows what that woman is thinking?
**[07:05] ---**
Isn't this complete defeat for you?
**[07:09] ---**
I do not care.
**[07:12] ---**
And not that I care,
**[07:14] ---**
but aren't we down a man?
**[07:16] ---**
Dororo...
**[07:18] ---**
Where's Dororo?!
**[07:19] ---**
Sorry!
**[07:21] ---**
I forgot about him! Sir!
**[07:24] ---**
Or, like, flat-out forgot?
**[07:28] ---**
She's trying to be like the commander
so much that she even forgets like him.
**[07:31] ---**
That's too perfect!
**[07:34] ---**
Too... perfect?
**[07:43] ---**
I'm back, Mois-chan!
**[07:44] ---**
Welcome home, Natsumi-san! Sir!
**[07:49] ---**
What's up with the add-on?
**[07:51] ---**
Are you imitating the stupid frog?
**[07:52] ---**
No, um...
**[07:54] ---**
Say, you cleaned the house today,
didn't you, Mois-chan?
**[07:58] ---**
How did you know?
**[08:00] ---**
After all,
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Dust
**[08:01] ---**
Normally, the stupid frog
**[08:03] ---**
cuts corners in hard-to-reach areas,
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Junk
***SIGN*** Junk
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Dust
**[08:06] ---**
but today the house is spotless!
**[08:10] ---**
It's so perfect that I realized
the stupid frog didn't do it.
**[08:14] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[08:15] ---**
I know you'll be able
to act as my proxy perfectly!
**[08:22] ---**
Mois-chan?
**[08:24] ---**
I'm sorry, Uncle!
**[08:26] ---**
I...
**[08:27] ---**
I failed to live up to your
standard of perfection!
**[08:33] ---**
It's all my fault!
**[08:38] ---**
Acting Commander Mois, it's ready.
**[08:41] ---**
This is the...
**[08:43] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[08:47] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[08:49] ---**
I've failed to live up to
Uncle's standard of perfection!
**[08:55] ---**
Or, like, profound regret?
**[08:57] ---**
Hey, what are you talking about?
**[09:00] ---**
The more I pursued perfection,
***SIGN*** Perfect!
***SIGN*** Wonderful!
**[09:03] ---**
the further away I got from being
a perfect stand-in for Uncle.
***SIGN*** Complete
**[09:08] ---**
Natsumi-san brought it to my attention.
**[09:12] ---**
It's so perfect that I realized
the stupid frog didn't do it.
**[09:18] ---**
To become a perfect proxy for Uncle,
**[09:21] ---**
I need to present an invasion plan
**[09:24] ---**
more along the lines of what you guys
and Uncle always think up!
**[09:28] ---**
Or, like, greatly varied?
**[09:32] ---**
Along the lines of what we always think up?
**[09:35] ---**
How can I explain it?
**[09:37] ---**
Not really standing out...
**[09:39] ---**
Or nonsensical...
**[09:41] ---**
Or something that doesn't
seem likely to succeed...
**[09:44] ---**
Or a plan that makes you think,
"I'm surprised they're seriously trying that."
**[09:48] ---**
Those are the kinds of plans Uncle
and you guys always do, right?
***SIGN*** Right?
**[09:53] ---**
Right?
**[09:58] ---**
So...
**[09:58] ---**
...this is the plan I came up with!
**[10:01] ---**
I think you'll find it's like
one of your usual plans!
**[10:04] ---**
Or, like, normal business?
***SIGN*** New plan! Develop a really popular video game and make all the Pekoponians who come to buy it stand in line. While they're waiting in line, we quickly invade.
**[10:08] ---**
"New plan!
**[10:09] ---**
Develop a really popular video game
**[10:12] ---**
and make all the Pekoponians who
come to buy it stand in line.
**[10:14] ---**
While they're waiting in line,
we quickly invade."
**[10:18] ---**
That certainly could be
the sergeant's own plan.
***SIGN*** New plan! Develop a really popular video game and make all the Pekoponians who come to buy it stand in line. While they're waiting in line, we quickly invade.
***SIGN*** DECIDED
**[10:23] ---**
And so,
**[10:24] ---**
this other plan...
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[10:28] ---**
Armageddon: 1/500,000,000th!
***SIGN*** 1/500,000,000
**[10:32] ---**
Don't!
**[10:41] ---**
I'm back!
**[10:45] ---**
Hi!
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Dust
***SIGN*** Unfinished
**[10:48] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Unfinished
**[10:52] ---**
Um, what's wrong?
**[10:53] ---**
Don't say a word.
**[10:56] ---**
Oh, boy.
**[10:58] ---**
I'm gone one day, and look what happens.
**[11:03] ---**
Oh, Lady Mois,
***SIGN*** Pinch-hitting
**[11:04] ---**
I shouldn't have pushed you into taking on
**[11:07] ---**
such an important role.
**[11:08] ---**
Not at all. I was happy to be
of help to you, Uncle.
**[11:12] ---**
Or, like, perfect stand-in?
***SIGN*** Perfect Achievement
**[11:14] ---**
But in the end, I'd better
carry out my own duties.
**[11:19] ---**
What?
**[11:20] ---**
Oh, I'm just talking to myself.
**[11:23] ---**
An emergency situation.
**[11:24] ---**
Mois overcame it, and despite her smile,
**[11:27] ---**
Keroro is completely ignorant of the fact
**[11:30] ---**
that his value in the platoon has dropped.
**[11:34] ---**
Jeez!
**[11:35] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
***SIGN*** Unrivaled Invasion
**[11:38] ---**
Did you say something?
**[11:46] ---**
I'm back!
**[11:48] ---**
Natsumi! Did you just get home?
**[11:50] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:51] ---**
Listen, I've got two pieces of cake.
**[11:54] ---**
Want to have one with some tea?
**[11:55] ---**
...have one with some tea?
**[11:57] ---**
...have one with some tea?
**[11:59] ---**
T-Tea?
**[12:02] ---**
I don't drink that kind of...
**[12:05] ---**
You don't drink tea?
**[12:06] ---**
Well... if you insist...
**[12:11] ---**
Yeah...
**[12:12] ---**
If I must...
**[12:16] ---**
I'll keep you company.
**[12:18] ---**
Jeez. Why can't you be honest with yourself?
**[12:20] ---**
Sh-Shut up.
**[12:24] ---**
Well, I'll change.
**[12:26] ---**
Come on in and sit down.
**[12:28] ---**
S-Sure...
**[12:44] ---**
I'm back!
**[12:46] ---**
Strengths and weaknesses.
**[12:48] ---**
Everyone is good and bad at different things.
**[12:51] ---**
That's right, even Aki-san here.
**[13:00] ---**
Aki Versus Cat: Mixed-Species
Martial Arts War, sir!
**[13:06] ---**
I'm back.
**[13:08] ---**
Oh, Giro-chan!
**[13:09] ---**
A-Aki!
**[13:11] ---**
At this time of day?!
**[13:12] ---**
Work got canceled today.
**[13:15] ---**
It's a rare chance, so I hightailed it home.
**[13:18] ---**
I... I see.
**[13:19] ---**
Well, I'm gonna take a shower.
**[13:22] ---**
Aki is home...
**[13:24] ---**
...so then...
**[13:27] ---**
...there are only two pieces of cake...
**[13:33] ---**
Say "Aaah!"
**[13:35] ---**
Aaah!
**[13:51] ---**
Cat...
**[13:52] ---**
Hey! Where are you going?
**[14:07] ---**
Huh?
**[14:12] ---**
Kero-chan?
**[14:15] ---**
It's not him, is it?
**[14:21] ---**
Ow!
**[14:22] ---**
Ouch...
**[14:26] ---**
Don't tell me that cat
led Aki away for my sake?
**[14:32] ---**
Say "Aaah..."
**[14:34] ---**
Aaah!
**[14:36] ---**
I'm sorry, cat!
**[14:38] ---**
Wait.
**[14:40] ---**
As I recall, Aki...
**[14:46] ---**
...hates animals!
***SIGN*** No! Stay away from me!!
**[14:50] ---**
Oh, no!
**[14:50] ---**
At this rate, there could be a catastrophe!
**[14:53] ---**
What, you mean a cat-astrophe?
**[14:56] ---**
I have to take that back outside!
**[14:58] ---**
But wait...
**[15:00] ---**
That cat's gone out of her way
***SIGN*** Quibbling
**[15:01] ---**
to put itself in danger for my sake.
**[15:05] ---**
Would it be right for me
to squander that feeling?
**[15:11] ---**
Sorry for the wait!
**[15:12] ---**
Well, I'll make the tea.
Let's eat in the living room.
**[15:16] ---**
Um... But...
**[15:20] ---**
Okay!
**[15:23] ---**
Ow...
**[15:25] ---**
It's not Kero-chan...
**[15:28] ---**
And not Giro-chan either, right?
**[15:31] ---**
Kulu-chan?
**[15:33] ---**
Tama-chan...
**[15:40] ---**
Was that...
**[15:43] ---**
...a tail?
**[15:45] ---**
In that case...
**[15:47] ---**
Like this...
**[15:49] ---**
...or that...
**[15:52] ---**
What if it's...
**[15:53] ---**
...this kind of animal?!
**[15:55] ---**
Yeah, I could see a dog or monkey,
but come on, an elephant or lion?
**[16:00] ---**
What should I do?!
**[16:02] ---**
This is bad!
**[16:04] ---**
I can't stand animals!
**[16:07] ---**
Maybe I'll just give up.
**[16:10] ---**
But...
**[16:13] ---**
...my glasses...
**[16:22] ---**
Huh?
**[16:23] ---**
This is...
**[16:24] ---**
Sorry, Kero-chan.
**[16:31] ---**
Even if this is Kero-chan's base,
**[16:34] ---**
I own the house!
**[16:38] ---**
And I'm gonna protect it!
**[16:42] ---**
You're exaggerating.
**[16:53] ---**
What's wrong, Giroro?
**[16:55] ---**
Oh! U-Um...
**[16:57] ---**
We're having herbal tea.
**[16:59] ---**
G-Good...
**[17:01] ---**
Is the cat okay?
***SIGN*** Zap-zap-zap-zap
**[17:18] ---**
Huh?
**[17:22] ---**
U-Uncle?
**[17:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[17:25] ---**
My precious something...
**[17:27] ---**
...was just destroyed!
**[17:30] ---**
You're exaggerating.
**[17:58] ---**
I did it again...
**[18:01] ---**
Okay!
**[18:02] ---**
Thanks for being patient.
**[18:05] ---**
The base's emergency situation alarm?!
***SIGN*** Wh-What should I do?
**[18:14] ---**
All right. I'm ready for you!
**[18:37] ---**
An explosion in the hangar?!
**[18:39] ---**
An armed invader in the control room?!
**[18:42] ---**
Sorry, Natsumi!
**[18:43] ---**
Hey, what's wrong?!
**[18:56] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[18:59] ---**
Um, uh...
**[19:01] ---**
What should I say-nya?
**[19:03] ---**
Cat!
**[19:06] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[19:07] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:08] ---**
Y-You...
**[19:10] ---**
I see...
**[19:12] ---**
You used the "We are all living creatures" Gun.
**[19:15] ---**
That's right.
**[19:17] ---**
The "We are all living creatures" Gun
**[19:18] ---**
has the power to turn animals into humans.
**[19:24] ---**
Dummy! Why did you come here-nya?
**[19:28] ---**
After I made it so you
and Natsumi could be alone!
**[19:30] ---**
Well...
**[19:31] ---**
Um...
**[19:33] ---**
So you're Giro-chan's friend, huh?
**[19:37] ---**
Actually...
**[19:38] ---**
Yes?
**[19:39] ---**
Hey, you!
**[19:40] ---**
You be quiet, Giroro.
**[19:42] ---**
Okay.
**[19:47] ---**
These.
**[19:48] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[19:52] ---**
Would you have tea with me?
**[19:58] ---**
Yes, sure.
**[20:02] ---**
Where the heck did you go?
**[20:04] ---**
The tea got cold!
**[20:06] ---**
Yeah, sorry.
**[20:08] ---**
Here. Let's eat.
**[20:17] ---**
It's sweet.
**[20:18] ---**
Of course! It's cake.
**[20:22] ---**
Yeah...
**[20:23] ---**
Anyway, all of Kero-chan and
Giro-chan's friends are cute.
**[20:30] ---**
Aww, I'm not cute-nya!
**[20:32] ---**
And so, it looks like Aki-san
is getting along with an animal.
**[20:37] ---**
However...
**[20:41] ---**
That's right.
**[20:42] ---**
Of course, the "We are all living creatures" Gun
has a time limit.
**[20:49] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[21:04] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[21:06] ---**
Knowing Mom, I didn't know what
was going to happen to you.
**[21:10] ---**
But she that from now on, you should
use this whenever she's around.
**[21:13] ---**
I'm sorry, cat.
**[21:15] ---**
But why did she lead Mom to the
basement in the first place?
**[21:20] ---**
Well...
**[21:21] ---**
I know!
**[21:22] ---**
There were only two pieces of cake,
**[21:24] ---**
so she protected your share, Giroro!
**[21:26] ---**
She loves you, Giroro!
**[21:31] ---**
What was that for?!
**[21:32] ---**
Cat! You...
**[21:33] ---**
Hey!
**[21:37] ---**
Strengths and weaknesses.
**[21:39] ---**
It would be nice if Aki-san
took this occasion
**[21:42] ---**
of interacting with a kitty and used it
to conquer her dislike of animals.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
It's another one of those ridiculous
short skit Gerogero series!
**[23:27] ---**
This time, even though we've got a thick,
rich 15 minutes, there are 22 skits!
**[23:31] ---**
What a crazy project!
**[23:33] ---**
But I'll do my best to get it done!
**[23:36] ---**
That aside,
**[23:37] ---**
sorry if I spill!
**[23:39] ---**
"This Time, 15 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Convulsed with Laughter
***SIGN*** Ninja Art of Terror
**[23:42] ---**
"Giroro: Show Me, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Cozy
**[23:45] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E351 - This Time, 15 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir! / Giroro: Show Me, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8PM9/this-time-15-minutes-of-gerogero-sir--giroro-show-me-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:31] ---**
It's still cold outside.
**[01:33] ---**
And today, we have a special plan.
***SIGN*** Gerogero 15 Minutes!!
**[01:36] ---**
Gerogero 15 Minutes, which means...
**[01:37] ---**
...we're bringing you
an extravagant 22 skits!
***SIGN*** An Extravagant 22 Skits!
**[01:41] ---**
22 skits?!
***SIGN*** But in 15 minutes
**[01:43] ---**
We only have 15 minutes,
and you're talking 22 skits?!
**[01:48] ---**
This Time, 15 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!
***SIGN*** Skit 1
**[01:54] ---**
Keroro: Successful Invasion
by Freak Coincidence, sir!
**[01:58] ---**
Since ancient times, Pekopon has
had something called "freak."
**[02:02] ---**
Those two met because of
a "freak" coincidence.
**[02:04] ---**
I got a Gundam model after
a "freak" turn of events!
**[02:06] ---**
And so, this "freakish" aspect
causes various, wonderful effects.
**[02:10] ---**
Therefore...
**[02:11] ---**
Coming!
**[02:13] ---**
...I had Kululu make this "freakish stuff!"
**[02:18] ---**
But you've gotta be careful.
**[02:19] ---**
It's hard to handle freakish stuff.
**[02:22] ---**
We'll use this
**[02:24] ---**
to have a freakishly successful invasion!
***SIGN*** Hinata Residence
**[02:26] ---**
However,
**[02:28] ---**
one freakish thing after another happened.
**[02:32] ---**
By some freak coincidence,
Tamama's fart backfired!
***SIGN*** Fruit
**[02:37] ---**
In a freakish turn of events,
hair grew on Giroro's chest.
**[02:40] ---**
What the heck is this?!
***SIGN*** Milky Way Bath
**[02:42] ---**
A freakish thing happened
the day Dororo took a trip...
**[02:45] ---**
Nobody told me about this!
**[02:47] ---**
Freakily enough, Zaku and Zeong...
**[02:51] ---**
No!
***SIGN*** Hinata Residence
**[02:53] ---**
Then the freakish damage spread
to the Hinata residence.
**[02:57] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:57] ---**
In a freakish chain of events,
Mr. Yoshizaki's natto attacked Mom Aki.
**[03:01] ---**
And freakishly enough,
Fuyuki's loincloth assaulted Natsumi.
**[03:02] ---**
Hey!
**[03:04] ---**
Meanwhile, a freakish bond develops
between Fuyuki and a chupacabra.
**[03:08] ---**
This isn't panning out the way I hoped.
***SIGN*** Freak
**[03:11] ---**
What's going on here, Kululu?
**[03:13] ---**
I told you.
**[03:14] ---**
It's hard to tame freakish stuff.
**[03:17] ---**
But there's nothing to worry about.
**[03:19] ---**
You can always escape
**[03:20] ---**
from freaky things.
**[03:22] ---**
You can escape?
**[03:24] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Escape
**[03:27] ---**
So mean...
***SIGN*** Escape
***SIGN*** Escape
**[03:30] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:34] ---**
G-Gero...
***SIGN*** Escape
**[03:35] ---**
Although it seems to be
inescapable this time.
***SIGN*** Skit 2
**[03:41] ---**
Dororo: I Hate This Trauma Switch, Sir!
**[03:44] ---**
So mean, so mean, so mean, so mean...
**[03:47] ---**
Sheesh. Dororo's trauma switch
is a pain in the keister.
**[03:53] ---**
Then wanna try putting this on him?
**[03:55] ---**
Gero?
**[03:55] ---**
It's a device that lets you
deactivate his trauma switch.
**[03:58] ---**
That's wonderful!
**[04:07] ---**
I can deactivate his trauma
switch with this...
**[04:10] ---**
...but which do I cut, the red or blue?
***SIGN*** Skit 3
**[04:14] ---**
Sumomo: Commander for a Day, Sir!
**[04:17] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[04:19] ---**
I'm here to be the commander of
the Keroro Platoon for a day!
***SIGN*** Commander for a Day
**[04:23] ---**
I'm looking forward to working with you!
**[04:25] ---**
Gero?
**[04:26] ---**
Does Sumomo-chan's voice
always sound like this?
**[04:29] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[04:29] [SONG] ---**
This feeling's new to me!
It thrills me.
**[04:31] ---**
Didn't you know, Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:34] ---**
The last one was the 35th Sumomo-chan.
**[04:35] [SONG] ---**
Makes me feel more excited!
I've never seen a sky like this at night.
**[04:36] ---**
This is the 38th Sumomo-chan!
**[04:39] ---**
Gero!
**[04:40] ---**
That's the kind of thing Sumomo-chan is?
**[04:41] [SONG] ---**
Faraway starlight!
**[04:42] ---**
And with the upcoming 39th one,
they're adding seven more,
**[04:46] ---**
for a total of eight of them!
**[04:47] [SONG] ---**
Spotlight shining on me!
**[04:49] ---**
Or, like, members wanted?
**[04:51] ---**
Look at that.
**[04:52] ---**
They're holding auditions
right now in Alien Town.
**[04:54] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's all right!
**[04:57] ---**
Gero?
**[05:00] ---**
P-Pururu-chan...
***SIGN*** Skit 4
**[05:02] ---**
Keroro: A Bowl of Gundam Models, Sir!
***SIGN*** Udon
**[05:06] ---**
One New Year's Eve night,
**[05:08] ---**
a poor mother and child
went to an udon noodle shop
**[05:11] ---**
and ordered just one bowl of udon noodles.
**[05:14] ---**
The owner of the shop took pity on them
and gave them an extra-large helping,
***SIGN*** 1.5 times the usual size!!
**[05:18] ---**
with lots of noodles and
an egg, all for free.
**[05:23] ---**
Or, like, deeply moving?
**[05:24] ---**
Well, since ancient times,
**[05:26] ---**
Pekopon has had many
heartwarming tales like this.
**[05:31] ---**
Therefore, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[05:33] ---**
for starters, let's put it
into practice at a toy store.
***SIGN*** Toys and Plastic Models
**[05:37] ---**
Right, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:43] ---**
O-One...
**[05:44] ---**
...Gundam model, please.
**[05:57] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:59] ---**
The plan worked!
**[06:00] ---**
I bet he threw something else in with it!
**[06:03] ---**
One... free leg?
***SIGN*** Skit 5
**[06:06] ---**
Momoka: Project T, Sir!
**[06:10] ---**
Milady Momoka...
**[06:12] ---**
The chef of a three-star restaurant
in Italy sent away for the finest
**[06:17] ---**
wheat flour and natural yeast from France
to prepare these dishes.
**[06:20] ---**
Ultimate toast.
**[06:25] ---**
And made from the milk of the legendary water buffalo
that only live in the back regions of the Andes...
***SIGN*** Legendary Water Buffalo
**[06:30] ---**
...the highest grade of butter.
**[06:33] ---**
On top of that, spread jam made from
**[06:35] ---**
refined Japanese sugar and
rare raspberries that grow only
***SIGN*** Rare Raspberries
**[06:38] ---**
once every 100 years on a
sheer precipice in the Kunlun Mountains,
**[06:41] ---**
and you will achieve perfection.
**[06:45] ---**
You have ten minutes until
class starts at Kissho Academy.
**[06:48] ---**
I believe you have just enough time.
**[06:53] ---**
Here I go!
**[06:58] ---**
Milady Momoka...
***SIGN*** The eating toast while rounding a corner
and crying, "I'm going to be late!
I'm going to be late!" and then
crashing into him and going "Eeek!!" plan
**[07:00] ---**
The eating toast while rounding a corner and crying,
"I'm going to be late! I'm going to be late!"
**[07:03] ---**
and then crashing into him and
going "Eeek!!" plan...
**[07:05] ---**
I pray for its success.
**[07:17] ---**
She focused on the toast so much
**[07:19] ---**
that she neglected the route
Fuyuki takes to school.
***SIGN*** Skit 5
**[07:24] ---**
Dororo: I Hate This Trauma
Switch Even More, Sir!
**[07:32] ---**
The trauma switch turns on if he runs
**[07:35] ---**
slower than 60 km an hour?
**[07:36] ---**
I have my limits, too!
***SIGN*** Skit 7
**[07:39] ---**
Natsumi vs. the Masked Doll, Sir!
**[07:43] ---**
Superstition has it that if you don't
**[07:45] ---**
put away your hina dolls
**[07:46] ---**
soon after Girls' Festival,
you'll be late getting married.
***SIGN*** March
**[07:50] ---**
Oh, no!
**[07:52] ---**
If I don't hurry up and put them away,
I may not be able to get married!
**[07:57] ---**
Wait!
**[07:59] ---**
I won't let you put those dolls away!
**[08:01] ---**
Wh-Who's there?!
**[08:03] ---**
I am the Masked Doll!
**[08:04] ---**
I will not let you...
**[08:06] ---**
...become a bride!
**[08:09] ---**
G-Giroro...
***SIGN*** Skit 8
**[08:11] ---**
Fuyuki: The Secret of the Dancing Code, Sir!
**[08:19] ---**
Could this be...
**[08:22] ---**
...a code?!
**[08:23] ---**
If I break it, maybe it'll give me the
answer to the mystery of lost Atlantis.
**[08:27] ---**
Or maybe the legend of ancient Sumer
will be revived in the present day!
**[08:31] ---**
Right hand on the hip
**[08:33] ---**
and sticking out the rear-end
appears the most here.
**[08:37] ---**
If I assume this is "ah"...
**[08:39] ---**
Oh, this brings back memories!
**[08:42] ---**
Sarge! You understand this code?
**[08:45] ---**
Code?
**[08:46] ---**
No, it's...
**[08:47] ---**
...a dance where you "sway,
spin your arms, and stick it out!"
***SIGN*** Skit 9
**[08:53] ---**
Keroro: When I Talk About Next Year,
Natsumi Laughs, Sir!
**[08:58] ---**
"When you talk about next year,
the devil laughs."
**[09:01] ---**
That's what they say on Pekopon.
**[09:03] ---**
In other words, if you talk about next year,
**[09:05] ---**
the demonic Lady Natsumi starts to laugh.
**[09:08] ---**
And that's the plan!
**[09:10] ---**
We have to use it for the invasion!
**[09:12] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[09:14] ---**
Are you plotting something again?
**[09:17] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[09:19] ---**
I wonder which Space World Heritage Site
will be the setting for next year's
**[09:22] ---**
Super Movie version of *Captain Geroro?*
**[09:26] ---**
I can't wait to see what kind of delicious,
high class sweets I'll be able to eat next year!
**[09:32] ---**
N-Next year...
**[09:35] ---**
...I'm...
**[09:36] ---**
...getting married.
**[09:39] ---**
I-It's not working!
**[09:40] ---**
She didn't even crack a smile!
**[09:44] ---**
Only 556-san is laughing.
***SIGN*** Annoyed
**[09:47] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[09:49] ---**
Despite my brother's appearance,
he's a little annoyed!
**[09:52] ---**
I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Skit 10
**[09:54] ---**
Mois: Secret Bookshelf, Sir!
**[09:59] ---**
Thanks for the invite!
**[10:02] ---**
So this is your room, huh, Mois-san?
**[10:05] ---**
It's my first time in here!
**[10:08] ---**
I get embarrassed when people see my things.
**[10:11] ---**
Or, like, very shameless?
**[10:13] ---**
More like...
***SIGN*** Perfect for Aliens Expressions for Any Occasion A Complete Collection of Simple But Effective Bon Mots Dictionary of Four-Kanji Expressions Encyclopedia of Or-likeisms
**[10:14] ---**
...you've been studying.
***SIGN*** End of Skit 10
**[10:20] ---**
This is only ten down?!
***SIGN*** An Extravagant 22 Skits!
**[10:23] ---**
That means we've got 12 more to go?!
**[10:26] ---**
Hey, Tamama! Don't munch
on snacks! Do something!
***SIGN*** Pochi
**[10:29] ---**
Me?!
***SIGN*** Skit 11
**[10:31] ---**
Um...
**[10:33] ---**
Tamama: Me and Lovey-dovey Mr. Sergeant:
**[10:35] ---**
189 Hours of Total Coverage, Sir!
**[10:40] ---**
That's too long!
**[10:41] ---**
We don't have time,
so use a shorter, simpler idea!
***SIGN*** Skit 12
**[10:44] ---**
All right, this is mine.
**[10:46] ---**
Paul's Mustache, Sir!
**[10:52] ---**
Mustache Gundam!
**[10:53] ---**
There you go! Like that!
**[10:55] ---**
Then I'll do the next one!
***SIGN*** Skit 13
**[10:57] ---**
Koyuki: Don't Say the Punchline, Sir!
***SIGN*** Ninja Art of Terror
**[11:01] ---**
Um...
**[11:02] ---**
For today's ninja art,
**[11:03] ---**
I'm going to share a really scary story...
**[11:06] ---**
This again?
**[11:07] ---**
You're up, Giroro!
**[11:08] ---**
M-Me?!
***SIGN*** Skit 14
**[11:10] ---**
Giroro: 89 Degrees Below Zero Showdown, Sir!
**[11:15] ---**
Um...
**[11:17] ---**
Let's see...
**[11:19] ---**
There's...
**[11:22] ---**
South Pole Talking-to-oneself Force!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[11:24] ---**
Silence...
**[11:25] ---**
See, I was talking to myself...
**[11:31] ---**
All right, we're out of time.
**[11:32] ---**
I guess 22 skits in 15 minutes is impossible.
**[11:36] ---**
Don't make a scapegoat out of me!
**[11:42] ---**
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th...
**[11:45] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** Natsumi's After School Secret
**[11:47] ---**
This is...!
**[11:52] ---**
Giroro: Show Me, Sir!
**[11:57] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
***SIGN*** Natsumi's After School Secret
**[11:59] ---**
This DVD was on the ground
in front of my tent!
**[12:04] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?
**[12:06] ---**
I should've known.
**[12:08] ---**
22 gerogero skits in 15 minutes...
**[12:11] ---**
...was unrealistic.
**[12:13] ---**
Well, yeah.
**[12:15] ---**
So, shall we spend the last 15 minutes
doing more gerogero?
**[12:20] ---**
No, wait! This DVD...
***SIGN*** Congratulations
Extended
15 Minutes of Gerogero!!
**[12:24] ---**
Aside from one viewing area,
**[12:25] ---**
we're going to change the program
**[12:26] ---**
and extend 15 Minutes of Gerogero!
**[12:29] ---**
A-Are you serious?!
***SIGN*** Skit 15
**[12:31] ---**
Keroro: Invade with Tweeting, Sir!
***SIGN*** Tweet
**[12:35] ---**
Apparently, tweeting is a really
popular thing these days.
**[12:40] ---**
I think I'll give it a shot.
***SIGN*** Gundam models now
**[12:44] ---**
Gundam models now...
***SIGN*** Cleaning punishment now
**[12:46] ---**
Cleaning punishment now...
***SIGN*** Regular Invasion Meeting
***SIGN*** Invasion meeting now...
**[12:49] ---**
Invasion meeting now...
***SIGN*** Instant dumplings now.
**[12:53] ---**
Instant dumplings now...
**[12:56] ---**
This is actually pretty fun.
**[12:59] ---**
Beginning wonderful invasion plan...
**[13:02] ---**
...now!
**[13:05] ---**
Gero?
**[13:06] ---**
I won't let you do it!
**[13:09] ---**
Gero!
**[13:12] ---**
H-How did you know?
**[13:15] ---**
You tweeted it, right?
***SIGN*** Beginning invasion plan... now!
***SIGN*** Skit 16
**[13:20] ---**
Giroro: The Invasion Begins at 18:30 on Sunday, Sir!
**[13:29] ---**
Would you like to join us, Giro-chan?
**[13:31] ---**
The neighbor gave us
**[13:33] ---**
some delicious chestnut sweet bean jelly.
**[13:36] ---**
I'm an invader.
**[13:38] ---**
What are you talking about, Giroro?
***SIGN*** Cozy
**[13:40] ---**
If you don't like chestnuts, there's
delicious potato sweet bean jelly, too.
***SIGN*** Leisurely
**[13:44] ---**
I want the potato sweet bean jelly, too!
**[13:48] ---**
Come on, you two.
**[13:50] ---**
Have either the chestnut or
the potato, but not both.
**[13:51] ---**
What the heck kind of mood is this?
**[13:55] ---**
And that's what happened last night.
***SIGN*** Regular Invasion Meeting
**[13:58] ---**
Now that you mention it,
at the Nishizawa house, too...
**[14:01] ---**
Paul, Momocchi, Dad-san, and even Mom-san
**[14:05] ---**
were all relaxing together.
**[14:08] ---**
But what would make them get
all comfy-cozy with each other?
**[14:12] ---**
Lady Natsumi chewed me out
as usual this morning.
**[14:18] ---**
*Jelly Ear-san* could be the cause.
**[14:22] ---**
*Jelly Ear-san*?
**[14:23] ---**
*Jelly Ear-san*
**[14:25] ---**
is the popular, long-running anime
**[14:27] ---**
on Inner-Tokyo TV on Sunday evenings at 6:30.
***SIGN*** Heartwarming Leisurely Jelly Ear-san
**[14:31] ---**
It has a 35% ratings share!
**[14:34] ---**
Then that works out to one out of every
three Japanese people watching it!
***SIGN*** Regular Invasion Meeting
**[14:39] ---**
When you watch this show,
**[14:40] ---**
you realize it's the end of
the weekend and get depressed.
***SIGN*** Depression
**[14:43] ---**
They even call it Jelly Ear-san Syndrome.
***SIGN*** Jelly Ear-san Syndrome
***SIGN*** Sunday
***SIGN*** Leisurely
***SIGN*** Cozy
**[14:48] ---**
If a third of the population
***SIGN*** Leisurely
***SIGN*** Leisurely
**[14:50] ---**
is cozied up before the TV,
***SIGN*** Cozy
***SIGN*** Leisurely
***SIGN*** Cozy
**[14:53] ---**
wouldn't it be easy to launch an
attack and invade during that time?!
**[15:00] ---**
Next Sunday at 18:30!
**[15:02] ---**
We're going to launch an all-out attack
**[15:04] ---**
and conquer this country!
**[15:06] ---**
And so, the day of the decisive battle came.
**[15:11] ---**
Wh-What's going on here?
**[15:14] ---**
It's one hour before we enact my plan,
**[15:17] ---**
but nobody else is here!
**[15:19] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
***SIGN*** Convulsed with Laughter
**[15:21] ---**
Yamadian, please take away all his cushions.
**[15:28] ---**
For some reason, whenever I see this show,
**[15:30] ---**
I get depressed, knowing
it's the end of the weekend,
***SIGN*** Convulsed with Laughter
***SIGN*** Depression
**[15:34] ---**
and just lose all my enthusiasm...
**[15:37] ---**
There's a program like that
even for the rest of the universe!
***SIGN*** Skit 17
**[15:40] ---**
Comic Book: Keroro Platoon
War Chronicle, Sir!
**[15:44] [SONG] ---**
Impossible...
**[15:46] ---**
"Comic Book: Keroro Platoon War Chronicle?"
**[15:48] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:49] ---**
It's a comic book about the
Keroro Platoon 20 years from now.
***SIGN*** Comic Book: Keroro Platoon War Chronicle TV anime version now in the works
**[15:53] ---**
It's apparently really popular
among Keronians right now.
**[15:58] ---**
B-Based on us 20 years from now?!
**[16:06] ---**
I've got a thick mustache!
***SIGN*** Skit 18
**[16:09] ---**
Momoka: Project T Revenge, Sir!
**[16:15] ---**
This time, I've nailed the route
Fuyuki-kun takes to school!
**[16:22] ---**
I'm going to try this once more!
**[16:26] ---**
I'll be late! I'll be late!
**[16:34] ---**
I did it this time!
**[16:36] ---**
However...
**[16:38] ---**
I'm going to introduce our new student.
**[16:40] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[16:42] ---**
I'm the new kid!
**[16:48] ---**
Oh, no!
**[16:49] ---**
In this situation, it's meaningless unless
she collides with the new student!
***SIGN*** Hallelujah After the Rain
***SIGN*** Skit 19
**[16:53] ---**
Tamama: Breaking Voice, Sir!
**[16:57] ---**
I have come to visit you, Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:00] ---**
Gero?
**[17:01] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, what's with the voice?
**[17:03] ---**
It's been like this ever since this morning.
**[17:07] ---**
That's something worth celebrating.
**[17:10] ---**
Your voice has broken at last,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[17:13] ---**
You've joined the club of adults.
**[17:16] ---**
G-Gero?
**[17:18] ---**
My voice, too?
**[17:21] ---**
Hey, Kero-chan...
**[17:22] ---**
Our voices have been weird
since this morning...
**[17:24] ---**
What's this about?
**[17:27] ---**
This is terrible, Sarge!
**[17:28] ---**
I don't want this cool guy voice!
**[17:32] ---**
Lady Mom and Master Fuyuki, too?
**[17:36] ---**
Today on *623 Radio,*
**[17:38] ---**
we've got Natchi-san from
Inner-Tokyo on the phone.
**[17:42] ---**
It's a thrill getting
to talk to you, 623-san!
**[17:46] ---**
Even Natchi's got the cool guy voice!
**[17:49] ---**
I-It seems your voice hasn't broken,
after all. It's a space cold.
***SIGN*** Space Cold
Andromeda W Type
**[17:53] ---**
Andromeda W type.
**[17:58] ---**
Why am I the only one who's
got Centaurus B type?!
***SIGN*** Space Cold Centaurus B Type
***SIGN*** Skit 20
**[18:02] ---**
The Narrator's Day Off, Sir!
**[18:05] ---**
The rare day off.
**[18:07] ---**
You can refresh yourself from
the week's stress and relax.
**[18:09] ---**
It's nice, right?
**[18:11] ---**
But I've got it rough.
**[18:13] ---**
They call it "occupational disease."
**[18:17] ---**
I find myself narrating when
I'm walking through town,
**[18:20] ---**
or being mistaken for a weirdo.
**[18:23] ---**
But the toughest part...
**[18:30] ---**
...is walking alone at night.
***SIGN*** Skit 21
**[18:34] ---**
Koyuki and Kululu: I Made It, Sir!
**[18:39] ---**
Natsumi-san! I grew these vegetables!
***SIGN*** I Made These
Azumaya Koyuki
**[18:43] ---**
Please eat them!
**[18:46] ---**
Knowing where they came from
gives me peace of mind.
**[18:52] ---**
In that case, I'll do it, too!
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Mild
***SIGN*** I Made This
Kululu
**[18:56] ---**
For some reason... I don't want to eat that.
***SIGN*** Skit 22
**[18:59] ---**
Natsumi's After School Secret, Sir!
**[19:03] ---**
Th-This is...
**[19:06] ---**
Welcome home, Master!
**[19:09] ---**
Virtual footage made with CG...
**[19:12] ---**
Or... me?
**[19:16] ---**
This isn't the real Natsumi.
**[19:18] ---**
What?!
**[19:19] ---**
Why would you say that?
**[19:21] ---**
Still, it looks so realistic!
**[19:24] ---**
Oh, you!
**[19:26] ---**
Only today...
**[19:30] ---**
It looks like the real thing!
***SIGN*** Natsumi's After School Secret
***SIGN*** I Made It
Kululu
**[19:34] ---**
I made it.
***SIGN*** The End
**[19:42] ---**
It's over!
**[19:44] ---**
We did it!
**[19:46] ---**
We pumped out 22 skits...
**[19:49] ---**
Good work.
**[19:50] ---**
But you've got time left over...
**[19:53] ---**
Gero?! Seriously?!
**[19:54] ---**
Wh-What do we do now, Keroro?
**[19:56] ---**
Wanna do one more?
**[19:58] ---**
I'm out of ideas.
**[20:01] ---**
Or, like, final encore?
**[20:03] ---**
In that case,
**[20:05] ---**
how about from the original plan,
"The Making of *Natsumi's After School Secret?*"
**[20:08] ---**
Just kidding.
***SIGN*** I Made It
**[20:09] ---**
Do you really want to see it?
**[20:13] ---**
Well, I will meditate upon
coming up with a joke!
**[20:16] ---**
Nin!
**[20:19] ---**
Okay, until Dororo comes up with something,
**[20:21] ---**
let's all fill the time one way or another.
**[20:24] ---**
Okay, everyone! Eyes up front!
**[20:27] ---**
There you go!
**[20:28] ---**
There we go, what?
**[20:31] ---**
Are you implying that we should ad-lib
without worrying about our mouths not matching up?
**[20:35] ---**
Are you sure it's okay to do this?
**[20:37] ---**
Okay, I'll pitch in, too.
**[20:41] ---**
Or, like, unique secret?
**[20:43] ---**
I don't wanna hear anything
outta you, stupidface!
**[20:45] ---**
Okay, okay...
**[20:46] ---**
Giroro, don't you have
anything interesting to say?
**[20:49] ---**
W-Well, I do have a poem...
**[20:52] ---**
Are you serious?
**[20:53] ---**
I'm surprised you would volunteer a poem.
**[20:56] ---**
Wh-What the heck?
**[20:58] ---**
I just said it because I
don't have any other ideas...
**[20:59] ---**
Do you really write that many poems?
**[21:03] ---**
Like I figured... we're not
gonna be able to fill up the time...
**[21:06] ---**
I can go on.
**[21:09] ---**
My legs have fallen asleep...
**[21:12] ---**
Or, like, patience limit?
**[21:14] ---**
This is really getting awkward...
**[21:17] ---**
Doroboat-senpai is taking too long!
**[21:21] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[21:22] ---**
I did it!
**[21:23] ---**
Oh, Dororo-tan! We've been waiting on you!
**[21:26] ---**
The 23rd out of 22 skits, if you please!
***SIGN*** Joke
**[21:30] ---**
All right, a joke with all my might!
***SIGN*** Skit 23
**[21:32] ---**
Dororo, the Enthusiastic Ninja Teacher, Sir!
**[21:36] ---**
Somewhere long, long ago,
**[21:38] ---**
there was a strong, cool
**[21:40] ---**
ninja teacher who could create a storm.
**[21:43] ---**
All right! The teacher's name...
***SIGN*** Out of Time
**[21:46] ---**
We're out of time.
**[21:47] ---**
So mean!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
***SIGN*** The path of poems wasn't built in a day
***SIGN*** One poem a day Dedicated to poems The path of poems wasn't built in a day
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
In the darkness, you don't know what's in it.
**[23:27] ---**
I'm talking about Pekopon-style
dark hot pot, where everyone contributes.
**[23:30] ---**
Compared to Keronian-style dark hot pot,
**[23:31] ---**
it's like playing house.
**[23:34] ---**
That aside,
**[23:35] ---**
how about doing dark hot pot tonight?
**[23:38] ---**
"Nabebe: The Dark Hot Pot Master, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Natsumi: 623's True Identity, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:47] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E352 - Nabebe: The Dark Hot Pot Master, Sir! / Natsumi: 623's True Identity, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4W5E9/nabebe-the-dark-hot-pot-master-sir--natsumi-623s-true-identity-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:32] ---**
Cold, isn't it? At times like this,
what you want is...
**[01:36] ---**
How's about a dark hot pot?
**[01:38] ---**
Dark hot pot?
**[01:40] ---**
They put sandals and light bulbs
in those things, don't they?
**[01:43] ---**
No.
**[01:44] ---**
Sis... Dark hot pot does have at least the basic
rule that you can't put in anything inedible.
**[01:52] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[01:54] ---**
It sounds fun! Let's give it a try!
**[01:56] ---**
Well... okay.
**[02:00] ---**
So? What do we have to do to prepare?
**[02:03] ---**
Leave all the preparations to me, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Event organizer
***SIGN*** Dark hot pot
**[02:06] ---**
Let's make this a big event, ma'am!
**[02:13] ---**
Nabebe: The Dark Hot Pot Master, Sir!
***SIGN*** Dunnnnn...
**[02:24] ---**
Wh-What *is* this?!
**[02:26] ---**
What do you mean what?
It's a dark hot pot, ma'am!
**[02:29] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[02:30] ---**
Is this... Keron-style?
**[02:32] ---**
Of course, sir!
**[02:34] ---**
Fuyuki, we're leaving.
**[02:36] ---**
It'll be fine, ma'am!
**[02:39] ---**
Even you two Pekoponians
should find it quite enjoyable, sir.
**[02:42] ---**
Noooo, I won't!
**[02:45] ---**
Come on, just sit down already.
**[02:47] ---**
I cannot wait for the dark hot pot!
**[02:50] ---**
You will feel quite refreshed!
**[02:52] ---**
Refreshed?
**[02:55] ---**
Welcoming the Dark Hot Pot Master,
Nabebe-sama!
**[03:02] ---**
Dark Hot Pot Master?
**[03:08] ---**
Would you be the ones desirous of
holding a dark hot pot this evening?
**[03:14] ---**
Then let it be so!
**[03:21] ---**
Now, we shall conduct a dark hot pot, nabe!
**[03:24] ---**
What's with this period drama?
**[03:28] ---**
Come, come, Nabebe-sama, please, sit!
**[03:33] ---**
Without more ado.
**[03:39] ---**
Come forth, darkness of the heart.
**[03:44] ---**
So!
**[03:46] ---**
At the ends of the chopsticks: a music box!
**[03:48] ---**
A... A music box?!
**[03:51] ---**
There's weird stuff in there, after all!
**[03:54] ---**
This is... I think, Dororo's...
**[03:57] ---**
Correct.
**[03:58] ---**
That is the music box I so valued as a child.
**[04:03] ---**
That day,
**[04:04] ---**
I determined that it was
my little brother who broke it,
**[04:07] ---**
Say sorry to your brother!
***SIGN*** Little Brother
**[04:08] ---**
Say sorry! Say sorry!
***SIGN*** Darkness of the Heart
**[04:12] ---**
However... the true culprit was...
**[04:18] ---**
The one who broke your precious music box...
**[04:21] ---**
...was me!!
**[04:23] ---**
At that time,
**[04:24] ---**
I learned that I had been a foolish brother,
who had endlessly blamed his innocent sibling.
**[04:37] ---**
I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Refreshed
**[04:38] ---**
Your older brother was an idiot!
**[04:40] ---**
I feel so refreshed!
***SIGN*** Refreshed...
Refreshed...
**[04:41] ---**
He ate it!
**[04:41] ---**
Refreshed! Refreshed!
**[04:42] ---**
What? What's going on?
**[04:45] ---**
All people carry some weight
upon their heart.
**[04:48] ---**
That is the darkness of the heart.
**[04:51] ---**
When I, the master of the dark hot pot,
extract this from the dark hot pot,
**[04:54] ---**
he who recognizes it as his shall dine upon it,
and in so doing, instantly feel great relief.
***SIGN*** Munch Munch
**[04:58] ---**
Refreshed!
**[04:59] ---**
That is the Keron-style dark hot pot.
**[05:03] ---**
Well, I guess now we can put
the music box affair behind us!
**[05:07] ---**
Commander-dono.
**[05:08] ---**
That will not do.
**[05:10] ---**
G-Gero...
**[05:12] ---**
Sorry...
**[05:13] ---**
Then we shall proceed to the next, nabe.
**[05:17] ---**
School desk!
**[05:19] ---**
Look, there's no way that fit in the pot!
**[05:21] ---**
Whose is this?!
**[05:22] ---**
H-Here. It's mine.
***SIGN*** Darkness of the Heart
**[05:25] ---**
On some Valentine's Day,
he even prepared a school desk,
**[05:28] ---**
and thought Natsumi-chan
had given him chocolates,
**[05:30] ---**
but it was actually a
curry present from Kululu.
**[05:34] ---**
Yes, I remember that.
**[05:39] ---**
Refreshed!
***SIGN*** Refreshed
**[05:42] ---**
Giroro...
**[05:43] ---**
What was that desk?
**[05:45] ---**
N-Nothing!
**[05:47] ---**
Just a good-humored prank!
**[05:49] ---**
And now... for the next darkness.
**[05:54] ---**
Ahh, it is me!
**[05:56] ---**
They are the letters which I once
wrote to show off to Taruru!
***SIGN*** Refreshed
**[06:02] ---**
Ahh, so refreshed...
***SIGN*** Squid Curry
Gessosso
Super Spicy
2 inside, geso!
**[06:05] ---**
This is the next darkness, nabe.
**[06:07] ---**
A curry from the nabe?!
**[06:08] ---**
That's mine!
**[06:11] ---**
Well... the world of
adults is... complicated.
***SIGN*** Refreshed
**[06:18] ---**
Curry is great!
**[06:20] ---**
Even though this doesn't taste of curry!
**[06:22] ---**
Next!
**[06:24] ---**
Who's the old guy?
**[06:26] ---**
This is Nostradamus!
**[06:28] ---**
Yes, it's mine.
**[06:30] ---**
I wasn't able to keep my 500-year-old
promise to my bearded old man.
**[06:35] ---**
Or, like, promise broken?
***SIGN*** Refreshed
**[06:39] ---**
This was the right thing to do
to help Uncle's Pekopon invasion!
**[06:44] ---**
Or, like, all's-well ends-well?
***SIGN*** English Spring Semester Mini Test 2-A Hinata Natsumi
**[06:46] ---**
Next we have this.
***SIGN*** English Spring Semester Mini Test
2-A Hinata Natsumi
**[06:50] ---**
Is there no one here who recognizes this?
**[06:54] ---**
Um.
**[06:55] ---**
You, Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
**[06:57] ---**
What's wrong with getting an 80?
**[07:00] ---**
It was actually a 30...
***SIGN*** English Spring Semester Mini Test
**[07:03] ---**
I'd never gotten a 30 before...
so... out of shock, I...
**[07:07] ---**
So petty...
**[07:08] ---**
Ahhh! This stupid thing!
***SIGN*** Refreshed
**[07:11] ---**
After that, it made me want to work
so I'd never get that score again!
**[07:14] ---**
So it was better this way!
**[07:16] ---**
Looks like you're having fun, too,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
**[07:20] ---**
Very well. The next darkness.
**[07:24] ---**
Master Nabebe!
**[07:25] ---**
Not that!
**[07:26] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[07:27] ---**
That is taboo, nabe!
**[07:29] ---**
Chesto!
**[07:31] ---**
No!
**[07:32] ---**
Gero?
**[07:35] ---**
Run, everyone, nabe!
**[07:42] ---**
Gero!
**[07:43] ---**
I have failed!
**[07:51] ---**
G-Gero...
**[07:55] ---**
Gero!
**[07:56] ---**
The crap is this?!
**[08:01] ---**
All darknesses in existence have gathered,
**[08:04] ---**
and have mutated into a monster.
**[08:06] ---**
Your violation of the taboo has
brought about this conclusion, nabe!
**[08:09] ---**
Just that?!
**[08:11] ---**
That is the nature of the dark hot pot.
It is never "just that."
**[08:16] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[08:21] ---**
Help me!
**[08:22] ---**
At this rate, he will be taken in
by the darkness, nabe.
**[08:25] ---**
No! Isn't there anything you can do?!
**[08:28] ---**
The item we just saw serves as its core.
**[08:31] ---**
If he for whom it is darkness consumes it,
**[08:34] ---**
he will settle down, nabe!
**[08:35] ---**
Then he's safe as long as
the stupid frog eats that!
**[08:39] ---**
Keroro!
**[08:40] ---**
What is that?!
**[08:42] ---**
Beats me! I don't know!
**[08:43] ---**
Yes, you do! That's why
you pushed it back down!
**[08:47] ---**
I-It's a pork bun, sir!
**[08:49] ---**
Pork bun?!
**[08:51] ---**
Just hurry up and go eat it!
**[08:53] ---**
Gero!
**[08:56] ---**
Fine!
**[08:57] ---**
I've got no choice but to do it, sir!
**[09:03] ---**
You won't beat me!
**[09:08] ---**
The darkness of my heart... this pork bun...
**[09:11] ---**
If I just eat this...
**[09:13] ---**
Nooooo!
**[09:16] ---**
What happened?!
**[09:17] ---**
It means that it is not
Sergeant Keroro's darkness, nabe.
**[09:21] ---**
Then... whose...?
**[09:25] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki.
**[09:27] ---**
If you don't properly face up
to what you have done,
**[09:30] ---**
you will be unable to proceed
towards tomorrow, nabe.
**[09:33] ---**
Face up... to what I've done...
**[09:39] ---**
Sis!
**[09:40] ---**
That pork bun is my darkness!
**[09:44] ---**
Wait! Fuyuki!
**[10:07] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[10:09] ---**
Huh?
**[10:10] ---**
Marvelous... Hinata Fuyuki.
**[10:13] ---**
Gero...
**[10:14] ---**
I thought we were done for, sir.
**[10:18] ---**
I was in some real trouble,
**[10:20] ---**
but now I feel like a weight's
been lifted off my mind.
**[10:24] ---**
But I'm a bit surprised that
a pork bun was your darkness!
**[10:28] ---**
You remember a long time ago,
when I ate your pork bun without asking?
**[10:33] ---**
After that, you didn't talk to me for a week.
**[10:37] ---**
I was really depressed.
**[10:41] ---**
I don't remember it at all.
**[10:44] ---**
You're kidding!
**[10:46] ---**
It is often the case that you are the only one
paying mind to such a matter, nabe.
**[10:50] ---**
Well!
**[10:51] ---**
It was my mess-up!
Totally thought it was my darkness!
**[10:55] ---**
Why did you think it was yours?
**[10:58] ---**
Because yesterday, I ate your pork bun
without asking, see, so I—
**[11:02] ---**
Uh?!
***SIGN*** Oh crap Oh crap
**[11:02] ---**
I said it!
**[11:04] ---**
So you *were* the one who ate it.
**[11:08] ---**
Gero!!
**[11:09] ---**
You stay where you are!
**[11:12] ---**
Then as of this, I believe
this matter is settled.
**[11:20] ---**
Let us meet again.
**[11:24] ---**
Come to think of it, Sergeant Keroro was the only
one who didn't eat anything from the dark hot pot.
**[11:26] ---**
I'm sorry, ma'am!
**[11:29] ---**
If he had eaten properly, I wonder what kind
of darkness of the heart would have emerged.
**[11:33] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[11:35] ---**
Forgive me!
**[11:41] ---**
"A surprising truth."
**[11:44] ---**
One day...
**[11:48] ---**
Hey, listen! 623-san is doing a
surprise live recording right now!
**[11:52] ---**
Wow, really?
**[11:54] ---**
I have to hurry, or it'll be over!
***SIGN*** Surprise Live Recording! 623 Radio
**[11:58] ---**
623-san!
**[12:03] ---**
Okay!
**[12:04] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[12:08] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[12:11] ---**
Okay, that about wraps it up for today.
**[12:13] ---**
See ya!
**[12:17] ---**
I came as fast as I could...
**[12:19] ---**
Oh, right.
**[12:21] ---**
Thanks for the cinnamon rolls.
**[12:25] ---**
I'll enjoy them later.
**[12:29] ---**
This might be a chance to see
623-san in the flesh!
**[12:36] ---**
Well, I got my hands on them.
So far, so good...
**[12:38] ---**
But how can I go about
giving them to Natsumi?
**[12:43] ---**
What?
**[12:46] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[12:50] ---**
G-Giroro?
**[12:56] ---**
Natsumi: 623's Identity, Sir!
**[13:04] ---**
Surely... 623-san can't be...
**[13:08] ---**
No, that's impossible...
**[13:12] ---**
But... could that all be coincidence?
**[13:15] ---**
He was backstage at 623-san's studio,
**[13:17] ---**
holding cinnamon rolls from the same store
as the ones 623-san was holding.
**[13:22] ---**
Is that the reason 623-san
hides his identity?!
**[13:25] ---**
No, get a grip, it can't—
**[13:27] ---**
Natsumi!
**[13:28] ---**
G-Giroro?!
**[13:30] ---**
What's up?!
**[13:32] ---**
Well...
**[13:33] ---**
I have some of the cinnamon rolls
you were talking about the other day.
**[13:37] ---**
Do you want some?
**[13:44] ---**
It's really okay for me to eat them?
**[13:46] ---**
As if you need to hold back for me.
**[13:51] ---**
Thanks for the cinnamon rolls.
**[13:54] ---**
I'll enjoy them later.
**[13:56] ---**
It's impossible, but...
**[13:58] ---**
...the 623-san I've been chasing
all this time, it couldn't be...
**[14:01] ---**
Hey!
**[14:03] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:04] ---**
N-Nothing, really!
**[14:07] ---**
Hey, I wanted to ask, how did you get these?
**[14:09] ---**
I just happened to be passing the store.
**[14:14] ---**
*Really*?
**[14:15] ---**
Y-Yes, really!
**[14:16] ---**
Just a coincidence!
**[14:21] ---**
623-san's identity is the corporal?
**[14:24] ---**
That's impossible.
**[14:26] ---**
It must just be a series of
coincidences, don't you think?
**[14:31] ---**
You really think so?
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[14:34] ---**
You want me to turn
Giroro-senpai's voice into 623's?
**[14:37] ---**
You mean with thiiiiis?
***SIGN*** Nice voice...
**[14:40] ---**
Nyoooo!
***SIGN*** Voice-Changing Bowtie
**[14:41] ---**
Voice-Changing Bowtie!
**[14:43] ---**
Why do you have a gadget like that?!
**[14:47] ---**
Not at liberty to tell ya that.
**[14:52] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[14:53] ---**
Gero?
**[14:54] ---**
Um, listen.
**[14:55] ---**
Has Giroro... been hiding anything from me?
**[14:59] ---**
What's this all of a sudden, ma'am?
**[15:01] ---**
Well, I'm sure he's hiding
a whole lot of things, ma'am,
**[15:06] ---**
but what about you? You seem like
you're hiding something, ma'am.
**[15:09] ---**
N-No, I'm not!
**[15:11] ---**
Bye!
**[15:16] ---**
There's something behind this!
**[15:21] ---**
Bugging me...
**[15:25] ---**
*623 Radio* is about to start!
**[15:28] ---**
That's it!
**[15:29] ---**
The radio show is broadcast live.
**[15:31] ---**
If Giroro is 623-san,
he definitely shouldn't be here!
**[15:37] ---**
Giroro, are you here?
***SIGN*** Out I will be right back.
**[15:41] ---**
Giro...ro...
**[15:43] ---**
Fuyuki!!
**[15:47] ---**
What's wrong?
**[15:49] ---**
Bad news...
**[15:50] ---**
Giroro's not here...
**[15:52] ---**
623-san's radio show is
about to start any moment!
**[15:55] ---**
The fact that Giroro
isn't here right now means...!
**[15:58] ---**
Coincidence, coincidence.
**[16:00] ---**
And it looks like he can change his voice
as much as he wants with Kululu's gadgets!
**[16:04] ---**
He might be able to change his voice,
**[16:07] ---**
but he can't change how he talks, right?
**[16:11] ---**
Next up, this poem.
**[16:14] ---**
What do people need in order to be people?
**[16:16] ---**
Small hopes.
**[16:18] ---**
A little kindness.
**[16:20] ---**
If I likened it to a snack,
**[16:22] ---**
it would be sweet-smelling cinnamon rolls.
**[16:25] ---**
I'd love it if we could eat them together.
***SIGN*** Cinnamon Rolls
**[16:30] ---**
Hm? Is this what the atmosphere
was like just now?
**[16:34] ---**
Giroro...
**[16:36] ---**
At that time...
**[16:37] ---**
...a suspicious shadow
was visible beyond the door!
**[16:40] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:41] ---**
I can't let these coincidences
go by unexploited, sir.
**[16:46] ---**
You want me to pretend to be 623?!
**[16:49] ---**
Listen, you!
**[16:50] ---**
Lady Natsumi is infatuated with 623, sir!
**[16:54] ---**
Check it out, yo! Come on, baby!
**[16:54] ---**
If 623's identity was you, Giroro,
**[16:57] ---**
Ahnn, darling!
**[16:57] ---**
Lady Natsumi would obey
your every word, sir!
***SIGN*** (Note) This is a conceptualization.
**[17:02] ---**
Natsumi would do what I say?!
**[17:05] ---**
Food!
**[17:05] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[17:05] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro, a daredevil soldier.
**[17:07] ---**
Bath!
**[17:08] ---**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Sleeping bag
**[17:10] ---**
Sleep...
**[17:10] ---**
Yes, sir...
**[17:18] ---**
She thought I was Giroro?
**[17:23] ---**
Sounds pretty funny.
**[17:25] ---**
I'd have liked to have been there for that.
**[17:28] ---**
Wouldn't work if the actual 623 showed up.
**[17:32] ---**
Good point.
**[17:35] ---**
Huh? Am I catching a cold?
**[17:38] ---**
And the time for the radio show
came around once more.
**[17:42] ---**
If I use this...
**[17:44] ---**
...he says she'll listen to me, but...
**[17:48] ---**
Giroro!
**[17:52] ---**
Na-Natsumi...
**[17:55] ---**
Giroro... um...
**[17:58] ---**
W-Would you...
**[18:01] ---**
...come to... my room?
**[18:06] ---**
Huh?!
**[18:10] ---**
Wh-Wh-What do you want with me here?
**[18:14] ---**
Giroro...
**[18:16] ---**
Please...
**[18:17] ---**
Stay here for a bit.
**[18:19] ---**
I... I can't just stay here...
**[18:22] ---**
I have to... take care of my weapons, and...
**[18:25] ---**
I... I'm a Keronian!
**[18:27] ---**
And you're a Pekoponian!
**[18:30] ---**
Wa— Time out!!
**[18:34] ---**
W-Wait a sec...
**[18:39] ---**
Stop it, Natsumi...
**[18:41] ---**
We...
**[18:46] ---**
If you're not 623-san,
**[18:48] ---**
the radio program should start
without anything going wrong!
**[18:53] ---**
Giroro-san, what were you expecting?
**[18:57] ---**
Our sincere apologies. Normally, we would
bring you *623 Radio* at this time,
**[19:01] ---**
but 623-san is unable to make this
broadcast due to a sudden illness.
**[19:06] ---**
So, we will be making a sudden change
to the program schedule.
**[19:09] ---**
The super-popular Hollywood star,
**[19:11] ---**
George Nakata, is here in Japan,
and we have an interview for you.
**[19:15] ---**
Then... 623-san's identity is...
**[19:18] ---**
N-No, this isn't—
**[19:21] ---**
So... you have been using that
to do the *623 Radio* programs.
**[19:26] ---**
I can't believe 623-san was you, Giroro.
**[19:29] ---**
I... I...
**[19:32] ---**
I'm thrilled!
**[19:34] ---**
What? Is that how it works?
**[19:36] ---**
I can't believe the person I've
admired was so close to me!
***SIGN*** Common Sense Common Sense Common Sense
**[19:39] ---**
Giroro was conflicted.
**[19:41] ---**
If this continued,
he would be lying to Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Natsumi Natsumi Natsumi Natsumi
**[19:44] ---**
But this chance was hard to let by!
**[19:46] ---**
These two were being weighed
against each other!
***SIGN*** Common Sense
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[19:54] ---**
You finally found me out.
**[19:55] ---**
Oh, well.
**[19:57] ---**
I'm sorry for hiding it all of this time.
**[20:01] ---**
623-san!
**[20:02] ---**
Would you...
**[20:03] ---**
Would you write a poem just for me?!
**[20:07] ---**
Sure I will!
**[20:09] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[20:10] ---**
Just as planned!
***SIGN*** Poem Was Not Written In A Day
***SIGN*** Poem Was Not Written in a Day One Day, One Poem Poems Only Poems of Hell
**[20:19] ---**
623-san, your tea is ready...
**[20:22] ---**
Thank you, Natsumi-chan.
**[20:26] ---**
How is your poem coming along?
**[20:29] ---**
Oh, not bad.
***SIGN*** Big ships big guns policy Crawling forward In camo Night search ops Hit-and-run Through the day, through the week You and I are cherry blossoms of the same years Air supremacy Bridgehead The Ideal Boy's Gang
**[20:36] ---**
This is 623-san's poem?
**[20:40] ---**
Why don't we turn the radio on
for a change of pace?
**[20:46] ---**
Sorry for taking last week off!
**[20:48] ---**
623 here!
**[20:51] ---**
Today we have a special long version!
**[20:53] ---**
And of course, we're coming at you live!
**[20:56] ---**
What's the meaning of this?
**[20:59] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[21:01] ---**
Natsumi is at our command!
**[21:04] ---**
Now, then, what should we make her do, sir?
**[21:07] ---**
Why not make a cosplay photo collection
for her fans all over the universe?
**[21:12] ---**
Stuuuuuupiiiiiiid froooooogggg...
**[21:18] ---**
Remember to fix the door!
**[21:23] ---**
I can see the darkness in your heart.
**[21:26] ---**
Don't be reserved. Lift up your face, nabe.
**[21:30] ---**
Just as I am myself,
**[21:31] ---**
I'd like you to remain yourself.
**[21:34] ---**
That is the truth of everything.
**[21:36] ---**
There's no way Giroro could
ever be 623-san, after all.
**[21:40] ---**
"A surprising truth."
**[21:42] ---**
Sometimes you can be misled
by a series of coincidences.
**[21:47] ---**
But you made me do it...
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:24] ---**
My greatest enemy, Hinata Natsumi.
***SIGN*** Uhuhhu!
**[23:26] ---**
I would like to try fighting her
on a true battlefield.
**[23:29] ---**
Together in the trench.
Together in the minefield.
***SIGN*** Scoop! The identity of the principal!!
***SIGN*** Scoop! Ghosts Actually Exist!
**[23:32] ---**
Together in the swamp!
**[23:33] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:35] ---**
So you want to be alone with her, huh?
**[23:37] ---**
"Ghost Girl: I'm Moving On, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Giroro: Even After the Time
to Dream Has Passed, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E353 - Ghost Girl: I'm Moving On, Sir! / Giroro: Even After the Time to Dream Has Passed, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDXJG/ghost-girl-im-moving-on-sir--giroro-even-after-the-time-to-dream-has-passed-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[01:33] ---**
Ah, Nishizawa-san. Morning!
**[01:35] ---**
Good morning.
**[01:38] ---**
Um...
**[01:39] ---**
About Occult Club today...
**[01:44] ---**
Say it!
**[01:45] ---**
"Let's do our extracurricular
activities at a theme park!"
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Theme Park
Early Spring 2011 Spring Pair Festival
Couples Welcomed!!
Introducing the Dangal Ride!!
**[01:48] ---**
That way you can naturally invite him
by making it a club activity!
**[01:52] ---**
Hmm, not really natural, is it?
**[01:55] ---**
Umm.
**[01:57] ---**
Err, I...
**[01:58] ---**
Huh? It's Ghost Girl-san.
**[02:01] ---**
So it is. I wonder why she's here.
**[02:05] ---**
Ghost Girl-san!
**[02:08] ---**
Has something happened?
**[02:11] ---**
Actually...
**[02:13] ---**
I'm... thinking of moving on.
**[02:21] ---**
Ghost Girl: I'm Moving On, Sir!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Secondary School
**[02:27] ---**
Moving on?
**[02:29] ---**
What's happened?
**[02:31] ---**
I'm a ghost,
**[02:33] ---**
but no one is scared of me,
**[02:36] ---**
and there's no sign that anyone
is going to remember me, either.
***SIGN*** Can't very well agree or disagree...
**[02:39] ---**
Well, uh...
**[02:41] ---**
So I thought...
I might as well move on now.
**[02:47] ---**
I was out in the street just now
about to call for my passage to the next life.
**[02:52] ---**
I'm so glad I got to see you all again...
before the end...
**[02:56] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, what should we do?
**[02:58] ---**
Shouldn't we stop her?
**[03:00] ---**
Yeah, but... when a ghost moves on...
we should be happy for them, shouldn't we?
**[03:06] ---**
Y-You're right...
**[03:08] ---**
But Ghost Girl-san...
**[03:10] ---**
She looks so sad.
**[03:14] ---**
Ghost Girl-san.
**[03:15] ---**
Before you move on, please,
let us help you to smile again!
**[03:20] ---**
Thank you very much, but...
**[03:23] ---**
Keroro-san and the others have tried
to help me in all kinds of ways before,
**[03:26] ---**
tried to make me scary for everyone, but...
**[03:29] ---**
...in the end...
**[03:30] ---**
I guess we shouldn't focus on scaring people.
**[03:34] ---**
Hmm, what can we do?
***SIGN*** KISSHO NEWS
Scoop!
The Principal's Identity Revealed!!
**[03:40] ---**
"Scoop! The Principal's Identity Revealed.
**[03:42] ---**
There have been rumors around the school
that our principal is actually a merman.
**[03:47] ---**
We have unraveled the truth
behind these rumors!"
**[03:50] ---**
That's an incredible article!
**[03:52] ---**
The Newspaper Club in our school...
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Newspaper Club
**[03:54] ---**
...just keeps going after these
weird scoops all the time.
**[03:57] ---**
That's it!
**[03:59] ---**
The newspaper!
**[04:00] ---**
The newspaper?
***SIGN*** KISSHO NEWS Scoop! The Principal's Identity Revealed!!
**[04:02] ---**
Yes!
**[04:03] ---**
Let's get the Newspaper Club to
interview her, just like this article!
***SIGN*** Scoop! Ghosts Actually Exist!
**[04:06] ---**
If they put together a special feature
on Ghost Girl-san,
**[04:09] ---**
even if she can't scare people,
**[04:11] ---**
she'll be the center of everyone's attention,
**[04:13] ---**
and I think she'll be able to
move on with a smile on her face!
**[04:18] ---**
What do you think, Ghost Girl-san?
**[04:20] ---**
Th-That might be good!
**[04:23] ---**
I'll certainly try my best!
**[04:26] ---**
No.
**[04:28] ---**
Sorry, but we're too busy to go along
with dated material like ghost rumors.
**[04:32] ---**
We found something more
interesting to report on.
**[04:35] ---**
We actually discovered that some people who
certainly don't appear to be students here...
**[04:38] ---**
...are engaged in mysterious activities.
**[04:41] ---**
Under the name of the "Gundam Model Club"!
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Club
**[04:43] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[04:43] ---**
Is that...
**[04:45] ---**
Tama tama.
**[04:45] ---**
Gero gero.
**[04:46] ---**
Precisely!
***SIGN*** I am bursting with journalistic excitement.
***SIGN*** Politics Economy Entertainment
Sports Education Mystery
Diplomacy Crimes
**[04:47] ---**
Uncovering the truth behind
figures shrouded in mystery.
**[04:50] ---**
Conspiracies swirling around.
**[04:51] ---**
Those are the kinds of articles
the readers want!
**[04:54] ---**
Get it? Then please leave us alone.
**[04:56] ---**
But... we actually brought
our ghost friend here...
**[05:00] ---**
Couldn't you just try interviewing her
and see how it goes?
**[05:02] ---**
I think it'll make for a good article
if you listen to what she has to say.
**[05:06] ---**
"Exclusive Interview!
New Truths About Ghosts!" or something.
**[05:09] ---**
What interests you lately?
**[05:12] ---**
How to become accustomed quickly
to a new environment.
**[05:16] ---**
Perhaps things like that.
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[05:19] ---**
Do you have any worries?
**[05:21] ---**
I'm troubled by the meaning of my existence.
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[05:26] ---**
And... right now, what's the thing
you'd most like to try?
**[05:31] ---**
Before bidding this world farewell,
**[05:33] ---**
I'd love to try one of those
thrill rides at least once!
**[05:37] ---**
Wow! That's a surprising answer!
**[05:39] ---**
Well? Do you think you could
make an article out of it?
**[05:42] ---**
Is that what you call news?!
**[05:44] ---**
What do I get out of interviewing
some new emo girl?!
**[05:48] ---**
So that's how you wanna
frickin' play it, eh?!
**[05:51] ---**
Then I'll show you something
that'll shut you up good!
**[05:53] ---**
Ghost Girl! Through the wall!
***SIGN*** Slipping through walls is the proof of being a ghost!
**[05:56] ---**
If you show 'em how you can go through walls,
**[05:57] ---**
no way the news club's gonna turn you down!
**[05:59] ---**
Do it!
**[06:01] ---**
Yes!
**[06:02] ---**
Hey, jerkface!
**[06:03] ---**
She's about to slip through the wall,
so peel your eyes open and get a good look!
**[06:06] ---**
Hyaaaaa!
**[06:09] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Wall-slip failed!
**[06:11] ---**
Wall-slip failed!
**[06:12] ---**
What's all this noise, sir?
**[06:14] ---**
You are interrupting our club activities!
**[06:18] ---**
It's the Gundam Model Club!
**[06:19] ---**
Snap snap snap!
**[06:21] ---**
Why in the world did you
pick that time to come out?!
**[06:26] ---**
Excuse me! Gundam Model Club!
**[06:28] ---**
We'd like to interview you!
**[06:30] ---**
We've been marked, sir.
**[06:34] ---**
The people of the Newspaper Club...
**[06:35] ---**
Looks like they're blinkered to
everything except you guys right now.
**[06:39] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[06:42] ---**
I'm sorry I'm not a very colorful person.
**[06:44] ---**
You idiot, don't cry!
**[06:47] ---**
That's why you're forever stuck here,
**[06:48] ---**
unable to move on, wandering around,
despite calling yourself a tethered spirit!
**[06:55] ---**
Umm, handkerchief...
***SIGN*** Introducing the Dangal Ride!!
**[07:00] ---**
Inner-Tokyo Theme Park.
**[07:01] ---**
Introducing the Dangal Ride!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Theme Park
Early Spring 2011 Spring Pair Festival
Couples Welcomed!!
Introducing the Dangal Ride!!
**[07:04] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[07:05] ---**
Change of plan for club today!
**[07:07] ---**
Dangal Ride!
**[07:08] ---**
General Kerorin!
**[07:11] ---**
Gundam Model Club!
**[07:12] ---**
We demand you answer our questions!
***SIGN*** Ignored
**[07:15] ---**
Where are they?
**[07:16] ---**
Not here anymore.
**[07:18] ---**
What?!
**[07:19] ---**
Umm... Could you consider my article instead?
**[07:25] ---**
What's up?
**[07:26] ---**
What?
**[07:27] ---**
Two people resembling the
Gundam Model Club in the theme park?!
**[07:31] ---**
Got it! I'll be right there!
**[07:32] ---**
L-Let's go!
**[07:34] ---**
I knew it...
**[07:35] ---**
It's no good...
**[07:37] ---**
Hey! Get it toge—
**[07:40] ---**
Cheer up!
**[07:41] ---**
And don't beat yourself up!
**[07:42] ---**
Sure you don't have a body, but you
still exist here as much as anyone else!
**[07:46] ---**
If you stay strong, there's always a way!
**[07:48] ---**
Don't just give up!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Theme Park
***SIGN*** Dangal Ride <- Entrance
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Theme Park
***SIGN*** Dangal Ride
**[08:03] ---**
What's this?
**[08:04] ---**
"Dangal Ride." It's a thrill ride.
**[08:06] ---**
The Newspaper Club must have
come in here after Sarge and Tamama.
**[08:10] ---**
Thrill ride...
**[08:12] ---**
Let's go, Ghost Girl-san!
**[08:14] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Dangal Ride Please keep walking
**[08:17] ---**
With all this darkness, I have no idea
where the Newspaper Club people are.
**[08:21] ---**
Blasted Gundam Model Club!
Where are you?
**[08:24] ---**
General... what is this cheap darkness?
**[08:28] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[08:29] ---**
A faithful reproduction of the Dangal Game,
created by volunteers i—
**[08:33] ---**
Tama?
**[08:46] ---**
Gero!
**[09:03] ---**
I...
**[09:04] ---**
I screamed so much, even though I'm a ghost!
***SIGN*** Photo Service Center
**[09:07] ---**
I'm so embarrassed!
**[09:08] ---**
A ghost like me should just move on and
get out of everyone's hair, don't you think?
**[09:13] ---**
Ghost Girl-san, you're no
different from anyone else.
**[09:18] ---**
This is a scoop photo!
**[09:19] ---**
We've gotta change our special feature!
**[09:21] ---**
Scoop!
**[09:22] ---**
The Mystery of the Ghost
on the Roller Coaster!
**[09:24] ---**
Quick!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Theme Park
**[09:25] ---**
We have to make it in time for
tomorrow's wall newspaper!
**[09:27] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Photo Service Center
**[09:34] ---**
I had so much fun...
**[09:36] ---**
And it's been so long
since someone was afraid of me!
**[09:39] ---**
This is all thanks to you.
**[09:41] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[09:43] ---**
Oh, it was nothing!
**[09:44] ---**
We hardly did anything, ma'am!
**[09:46] ---**
You do not need to thank us!
**[09:47] ---**
'Course she freaking doesn't!
**[09:48] ---**
She wasn't talkin' to you!
**[09:51] ---**
Thank you, Momoka-san.
**[09:54] ---**
I was very happy for what you said to me.
**[09:58] ---**
If I could be reborn,
**[10:01] ---**
I'd like to be a girl like you, Momoka-san.
**[10:06] ---**
D-Don't say crap like...
**[10:08] ---**
What are you saying, gosh?
**[10:12] ---**
Now I can move on without regret.
**[10:14] ---**
Truly, thank you very much.
**[10:21] ---**
Take care!
**[10:22] ---**
Goodbye!
**[10:24] ---**
Ghost Girl-san!
**[10:33] ---**
She's gone... Ghost Girl-san.
**[10:36] ---**
Yeah...
**[10:39] ---**
Um... Fuyuki-kun.
**[10:41] ---**
Hm?
**[10:42] ---**
That roller coaster... can we...
explore it one more time for the Occult Club?
**[10:47] ---**
Ah, that might be good.
**[10:49] ---**
How about Saturday?
**[10:50] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Theme Park
**[10:54] ---**
And... Saturday.
***SIGN*** Dangal Ride Please keep walking.
**[10:57] ---**
Operation: Scream "Kyaa!"
and hug Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:00] ---**
I'm gonna nail this one!
**[11:05] ---**
Helloooo...!
**[11:11] ---**
Ghost Girl-san! Why are you here?!
**[11:13] ---**
Well...
**[11:14] ---**
In the taxi that came to take me away,
**[11:17] ---**
I thought of how much fun it was...
and how I'd like to ride it again.
**[11:20] ---**
And then I couldn't move on...
**[11:23] ---**
So now I'm back!
**[11:32] ---**
Will you quit it already?!
**[11:35] ---**
Ghost Girl looks like she's
not leaving for a while yet.
**[11:41] ---**
One day in the afternoon.
**[11:43] ---**
Giroro.
**[11:46] ---**
What is it, Natsumi?
**[11:48] ---**
Hey, Giroro...
**[11:51] ---**
Giroro, do you...
**[11:54] ---**
...like me?
**[11:58] ---**
Unbelievable!!
**[12:03] ---**
Giroro: Even After the Time
to Dream Has Passed, Sir!
**[12:09] ---**
It began a few hours earlier.
***SIGN*** A few hours earlier...
***SIGN*** Congratulations! Pekopon's Final Line of Defense Breakthrough Plan Completed!!
**[12:11] ---**
Men!
**[12:13] ---**
I have come up with a plan to breach
Pekopon's final line of defense, Hinata Natsumi, sir!
**[12:18] ---**
Really?
**[12:20] ---**
Or, like, suspect statement?
**[12:22] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, explain, please.
**[12:26] ---**
Hinata Natsumi is bad with
slimy things such as slugs.
***SIGN*** Stickyslimy
**[12:30] ---**
We have splatted her countless times
thus far with slimy stuff.
**[12:33] ---**
But all of them failed.
**[12:36] ---**
Or, like, pity indeed?
**[12:38] ---**
So!
**[12:39] ---**
What if we try combining Hinata Natsumi's
weakness, handsome guys, with slime?
***SIGN*** Handsome guys
***SIGN*** Slime
**[12:46] ---**
I'm sure you remember!
**[12:47] ---**
What brought Hinata Natsumi within
an inch of allowing us to invade
**[12:52] ---**
was exactly that "handsome guy" effect!
***SIGN*** An Invasion With Love Will Save The Earth Love
***SIGN*** Hot guy
***SIGN*** Turn her to jelly
**[12:55] ---**
We'll turn her to jelly
by her sense of sight,
***SIGN*** Slimy...
**[12:57] ---**
and drain her energy with the slimy stuff!
***SIGN*** Energy drained...
**[13:00] ---**
And then, while Hinata Natsumi
is all useless,
**[13:03] ---**
we'll invade easily!
**[13:04] ---**
I see!
**[13:06] ---**
But...
**[13:08] ---**
...if Giroro-senpai
comes out to save Natchi again...
**[13:12] ---**
Ah! Now that you mention it,
where is Giroro-san?
**[13:14] ---**
I deliberately didn't call him, ma'am.
**[13:17] ---**
Gerori.
**[13:21] ---**
Can't have that Giroro interfering.
**[13:23] ---**
Or it'll be all pain no gain.
**[13:26] ---**
So!
***SIGN*** Into A Dream Uhuhu Device
**[13:27] ---**
Into A Dream Uhuhu Device!
**[13:31] ---**
This machine puts people to sleep
and controls their dreams.
**[13:35] ---**
If we control Giroro-senpai's dreams,
and make it so he doesn't get up,
**[13:39] ---**
we won't be disturbed.
**[13:41] ---**
Click.
***SIGN*** Uhuhu!
**[13:54] ---**
Soldiers must rest up
while they have the opportunity.
**[13:58] ---**
Good!
**[13:59] ---**
Stage 1 is a success, sir.
**[14:01] ---**
Operation is go!
**[14:09] ---**
Giroro.
**[14:12] ---**
What is it, Natsumi?
**[14:14] ---**
Hey, Giroro...
**[14:16] ---**
Giroro, do you...
**[14:20] ---**
...like me?
**[14:23] ---**
Unbelievable!!
**[14:26] ---**
What are you so surprised for?
**[14:28] ---**
No... well... uh...
**[14:31] ---**
I do... you know.
**[14:35] ---**
Like you.
**[14:39] ---**
What *is* this?!
**[14:41] ---**
Is this even possible?!
**[14:45] ---**
There's... something I'd
like to do with you...
**[14:49] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[14:51] ---**
Lie side-by-side with you...
**[14:53] ---**
...and do an army crawl.
**[14:55] ---**
A-Army...!
**[15:02] ---**
Giroro!
**[15:03] ---**
I get it. So this is a dream.
**[15:03] ---**
Gi-ro-ro.
**[15:05] ---**
There's no doubt about it.
**[15:05] ---**
Do you... like me?
**[15:06] ---**
There's no way that Natsumi
would say something like this.
**[15:07] ---**
Come on... Giroro...
**[15:09] ---**
Let's-do-an-ar-my-crawl.
**[15:15] ---**
It's unquestionably a dream!
**[15:17] ---**
How ridiculous...
**[15:19] ---**
If this is just...
**[15:21] ---**
...just a ridiculous dream...
**[15:25] ---**
...please don't let me wake up!
***SIGN*** Giroro! Falls into dream!
**[15:29] ---**
Giroro! Falls into dream!
**[15:32] ---**
Meanwhile.
***SIGN*** Hot guy ♥
**[15:43] ---**
U-Um...
**[15:45] ---**
Who are you?
***SIGN*** Slimy...
**[15:57] ---**
Nooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** Slippy... Slimy...
**[15:59] ---**
What's with this guy?!
***SIGN*** Slippy...
**[16:02] ---**
He's a slimy hot guy, developed
for anti-Hinata-Natsumi use!
***SIGN*** Slimy...
***SIGN*** Handsome Cyborg
Slimy McSlimerson-kun!
**[16:07] ---**
Handsome cyborg, Slimy McSlimerson!
**[16:10] ---**
"Nume" means "slime."
**[16:11] ---**
Now then, Lady Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Slippy...
Slimy...
**[16:13] ---**
Slimy!
**[16:13] ---**
You thought about getting a little closer
to him just because he was handsome!
**[16:15] ---**
Slimy!
**[16:16] ---**
Nooo!
**[16:17] ---**
Regret your desire, ma'am!
**[16:17] ---**
Slimy!
**[16:18] ---**
So, Slimy McSlimerson-kun!
**[16:21] ---**
Slimy!
**[16:33] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[16:34] ---**
Enjoying a quality army crawl
with Natsumi-chan!
**[16:40] ---**
Natsumi... Did you say something?
***SIGN*** Help me...
**[16:43] ---**
Help me!
**[16:47] ---**
Corporal Giroro is reacting to
Natchi-san's screaming in his dream!
**[16:51] ---**
Or, like, hasty action?
**[16:53] ---**
What?!
**[16:54] ---**
Sergeant Major Curry!
**[16:55] ---**
Give him an uhuhu that'll
send him reeling, sir!
**[16:58] ---**
Nyoookay!
***SIGN*** Uhuhu!
**[17:05] ---**
I'm sure I... just heard Natsumi scream...
**[17:09] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[17:10] ---**
Natsumi's voice in the real world...
**[17:12] ---**
Giroro!
**[17:16] ---**
Why don't we do a landing operation?
**[17:18] ---**
Landing... operation...
***SIGN*** Standard Landing Operation!
**[17:27] ---**
Th-That's the legendary island
of the Keron Army,
***SIGN*** Legend of Impregnability!
**[17:30] ---**
The impregnable Konpei Island!
***SIGN*** Konpei Island!!
**[17:33] ---**
Giroro!
**[17:34] ---**
Why don't we do a landing operation?
**[17:37] ---**
Landing operation!
**[17:39] ---**
A landing operation with Natsumi
onto that legendary island...
**[17:43] ---**
I want to.
**[17:44] ---**
Even it's just a dream...
I want to land there!
**[17:47] ---**
But... the screams...
**[17:52] ---**
Come on, Giroro.
**[17:53] ---**
Let's do the landing operation.
**[17:59] ---**
Forget it! There's no way I'm waking up!!
**[18:00] ---**
Let's landing!
***SIGN*** Giroro, Sunk!!
**[18:05] ---**
Giroro, sunk!
**[18:07] ---**
Corporal Giroro is down!
**[18:09] ---**
Or, like, problem resolved?
**[18:11] ---**
Close one, close one!
**[18:13] ---**
Okay, Slimy McSlimerson-kun!
**[18:14] ---**
More nume-nume attacks on Lady Natsumi!
**[18:17] ---**
Nume!
***SIGN*** Slippy... Slimy... Squidgy... Sticky...
**[18:19] ---**
Nooo!
**[18:20] ---**
But you look kinda cool,
which makes it even more annoying!
**[18:33] ---**
Crap.
**[18:33] ---**
If one of these hits me,
I'll wake from my dream!
**[18:41] ---**
Oh, no!
**[18:42] ---**
Corporal Giroro looks like he's going
to be awoken by the kitty's attacks!
**[18:46] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Slimy...
Slippy...
Squidgy...
**[18:47] ---**
This calls for our ultimate weapon!
**[18:50] ---**
If we use that,
Giroro will be forever a dreamer!
**[18:53] ---**
But Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:54] ---**
Would that not completely butcher
the rules and their dignity?
**[18:57] ---**
Shuddup, Private Tamama!
**[18:59] ---**
I'm not missing this chance!
***SIGN*** Slippy... Slimy...
**[19:03] ---**
Slimy McSlimerson-kun! Finish her off!
**[19:06] ---**
Nume! Ah!
**[19:12] ---**
Kukkulu-kun!
**[19:13] ---**
Blast Giroro with the ultimate weapon!
**[19:14] ---**
Nyooookay!
**[19:25] ---**
All the way out here... we should be fine.
**[19:28] ---**
Giroro.
**[19:31] ---**
Hey...
**[19:33] ---**
Do you want to... kiss?
**[19:39] ---**
Kiss?!
**[19:40] ---**
Did she say *kiss*?!
**[19:43] ---**
Can I...?!
**[19:44] ---**
Even if it's a dream...
this is... so sudden...
**[19:59] ---**
It can't be helped...
**[20:01] ---**
It's a dream, after all.
**[20:02] ---**
It can't be helped!
***SIGN*** Giroro
Complete Surrender
**[20:06] ---**
Giroro, complete surrender.
**[20:10] ---**
Giroro...
**[20:11] ---**
Will you... close your eyes?
**[20:22] ---**
Nume!
**[20:31] ---**
Smooch...
**[20:34] ---**
Smooch...
**[20:35] ---**
Smooch...
**[20:50] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:53] ---**
Huh?
**[20:54] ---**
Why?
**[20:57] ---**
So that's it.
**[20:59] ---**
You guys... So that's it.
**[21:07] ---**
Sorry, Natsumi!
**[21:09] ---**
What are you apologizing for?!
**[21:11] ---**
You saved me just in time, didn't you?
**[21:13] ---**
Well... yes, but...
**[21:15] ---**
I can't mention the dream to her...
**[21:18] ---**
Anyway, I have to get all this slime off you.
**[21:21] ---**
Come on, close your eyes.
**[21:24] ---**
Close... my eyes...
**[21:26] ---**
Don't tell me... I had...
a prophetic dream?!
**[21:32] ---**
Okay! Now go have a bath,
so you don't catch a cold.
**[21:35] ---**
R-Right..
**[21:41] ---**
Corporal Giroro, I hope your dreams
become a reality someday.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:24] ---**
Empty lots,
**[23:25] ---**
they used to always have pipes in them,
**[23:27] ---**
and you'd always think "pipes!"
when empty lots were mentioned,
**[23:30] ---**
but why pipes?
**[23:31] ---**
Or, wait, am I the only one
who thought that way?
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Tree
**[23:34] ---**
Never mind that!
***SIGN*** Public Broadcast?
**[23:35] ---**
I'm humbled, sir!
**[23:37] ---**
"Keroro: Visitor From the Future, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"623: Video Killed the Radio Star, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E354 - Keroro: Visitor From the Future, Sir! / 623: Video Killed the Radio Star, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKDXJ/keroro-visitor-from-the-future-sir--623-video-killed-the-radio-star-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Have you all ever thought about
the distant future?
**[01:36] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[01:38] ---**
You skipped out on toilet cleaning again!
**[01:40] ---**
I... I was busy with a deadline
for my invasion report—
**[01:45] ---**
You're cleaning the whole house for a week!
**[01:48] ---**
Got that?!
**[01:49] ---**
Gero!
**[01:52] ---**
Lady Natsumi picked on me again!
**[01:57] ---**
Now's the time to go wild,
snapping together a plastic model!
**[02:02] ---**
Gero!
**[02:07] ---**
Gero!
**[02:13] ---**
Hello there, Keroro!
**[02:19] ---**
Keroro: Visitor from the Future, Sir!
**[02:24] ---**
You came from the future?
**[02:26] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:27] ---**
I am a Keronian-type robot
from the far future.
**[02:32] ---**
My codename is RD-00.
***SIGN*** RD-00 (Double-O)
**[02:36] ---**
Call me Double-O!
**[02:40] ---**
I'm surprised.
**[02:41] ---**
This wormhole really is linked to the future.
**[02:45] ---**
Hey! What is your objective here?
**[02:48] ---**
Uh, well...
**[02:49] ---**
What if Pekoponian rebels chafed under
the Keron Army control of the planet,
**[02:54] ---**
and sent you back to the past
to erase me, the hero?
**[02:58] ---**
This is pretty cliché, but "I'll be back!"
**[03:01] ---**
A-Actually, in the future I'm from,
**[03:04] ---**
Pekopon still hasn't been invaded.
**[03:08] ---**
After you retired without
a successful invasion,
**[03:11] ---**
generations of your descendants
ended up with the job.
**[03:16] ---**
I... I...
**[03:19] ---**
I never have a successful invasion,
to the very end?
**[03:23] ---**
I knew it would not work.
**[03:25] ---**
I thought I was being a bit harsh, but...
**[03:31] ---**
But Keroro's future descendants
didn't give up, and had a thought.
**[03:35] ---**
Might there be some way to have
a successful invasion of Pekopon?
**[03:40] ---**
Right then, a wormhole connecting the past
and the future appeared miraculously.
**[03:45] ---**
I see.
**[03:47] ---**
Changing history by returning to the past, huh?
**[03:50] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:51] ---**
If I can be of aid to you, Keroro,
I can change the future!
**[03:56] ---**
I've come in order to help you, Keroro!
**[03:59] ---**
In order to help me?
**[04:02] ---**
You'll be just fine, now that I'm here!
**[04:05] ---**
I see.
**[04:07] ---**
That's it!
**[04:08] ---**
With the strength of this high-power robot
from the distant future on my side,
**[04:13] ---**
an invasion isn't a dream!
**[04:15] ---**
I'll be counting on you, Double-O!
**[04:17] ---**
Or, like, helping others?
**[04:21] ---**
A stupid-frog robot?!
**[04:23] ---**
Amazing!
**[04:24] ---**
He's from the land of the future!
**[04:26] ---**
Double-O, Natsumi's pestering me
to do the housework!
**[04:30] ---**
Do something about it!
**[04:32] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[04:34] ---**
Gero gero!
**[04:36] ---**
Now he'll bring out a
surprising future gadget!
***SIGN*** Liquid Detergent
**[04:39] ---**
Liquid detergent!
**[04:41] ---**
Huh?
**[04:43] ---**
See this? Putting this in the washing machine
**[04:45] ---**
will get the stains out better than powder!
***SIGN*** Liquid Detergent
Super Bio
**[04:48] ---**
I always use liquid detergent, though.
**[04:51] ---**
Huh? You do?!
**[04:54] ---**
You did come from the future, right?
**[04:58] ---**
Bad news, Uncle!
**[05:00] ---**
You got a zero on your last invasion report!
**[05:03] ---**
Why zero?!
**[05:04] ---**
I know!
**[05:05] ---**
Now's the time!
**[05:07] ---**
Double-O!
**[05:09] ---**
Do something about it!
**[05:11] ---**
Good grief.
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, all right.
***SIGN*** Mechanical Pencil
**[05:14] ---**
Mechanical pencil!
**[05:16] ---**
Huh?
**[05:17] ---**
If you use this,
***SIGN*** Click Click
**[05:19] ---**
you won't ever need to sharpen your pencil!
**[05:22] ---**
Did you really come from the future?
**[05:26] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[05:27] ---**
Is it true that you used up the
entire month's invasion budget?!
**[05:31] ---**
Uh, no, you see...
**[05:33] ---**
Lately there've been a rash
of reprints of old kits.
***SIGN*** Old Kits (Reprints)
**[05:36] ---**
If I don't grab them, the premiums—
**[05:38] ---**
Why, you!
**[05:39] ---**
Gero!
**[05:40] ---**
Th-That's it!
**[05:42] ---**
Now's the time!
**[05:43] ---**
Double-O!
**[05:44] ---**
Do something about it!
**[05:47] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[05:49] ---**
Wait for a bit.
**[05:53] ---**
Where'd he go?
**[05:58] ---**
Jeez! For a guy who's from the future,
**[06:01] ---**
he's not impressive at all!
**[06:02] ---**
What are you saying?
**[06:04] ---**
Doesn't he work much harder than you do?
**[06:06] ---**
He wrote the whole report for you, too!
**[06:10] ---**
That's not what I meant!
**[06:11] ---**
More like granting wishes to children,
**[06:13] ---**
or bringing out surprising secret gadgets!
**[06:16] ---**
True, maybe it's because we're
used to you guys, Sarge,
**[06:19] ---**
but Double-O really doesn't
seem very futuristic.
**[06:22] ---**
I know, right?!
**[06:23] ---**
More importantly, where did he go?
**[06:26] ---**
Now that you mention it, he hasn't come back.
***SIGN*** Working a Job
***SIGN*** Construction Site
**[06:45] ---**
F-Foreman...
**[06:46] ---**
New guy, you've been working
since lunchtime, right?
**[06:50] ---**
Rest for a bit.
**[06:51] ---**
Right...
**[06:52] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[06:54] ---**
I don't know what your circumstances are,
**[06:57] ---**
but is it money?
**[06:59] ---**
Yes, pretty much...
**[07:02] ---**
But it'll be fine.
**[07:04] ---**
Thanks for the drink.
***SIGN*** Double O - Wages
**[07:10] ---**
I earned a lot for the invasion budget!
**[07:12] ---**
Keroro will be thrilled!
**[07:14] ---**
I swear!
**[07:16] ---**
I never thought there was
such a useless robot!
**[07:20] ---**
I wish he'd hurry back to the future!
**[07:36] ---**
Gaaara gara gara gara!
***SIGN*** Robo Viper
**[07:39] ---**
I am the great Robo Viper!
**[07:41] ---**
Tell the Keronian!
**[07:43] ---**
There'll be a rumble in the
usual vacant lot tonight!
**[07:47] ---**
What the heck was that sound?
**[07:49] ---**
Double-O?
**[07:51] ---**
It's true that RD-00 is a
serial number from the future,
**[07:56] ---**
but the parts used for his body are all old.
**[07:59] ---**
That means he's just a junk robot!
**[08:03] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:04] ---**
Yeah?
**[08:04] ---**
He gave this to me.
***SIGN*** To Keroro
**[08:07] ---**
"To Keroro"?
**[08:10] ---**
Gero...
**[08:11] ---**
Money...
**[08:12] ---**
That amount's no big deal.
**[08:14] ---**
Take a look at that envelope.
***SIGN*** To Keroro
***SIGN*** Put this to use, okay?
**[08:17] ---**
It's beaten up and stained with mud.
**[08:19] ---**
In order to earn the invasion budget,
**[08:21] ---**
did he go get a job
at a construction site?
**[08:24] ---**
What a sad story.
**[08:26] ---**
Gero.
**[08:28] ---**
Huh?
**[08:29] ---**
There's another something inside.
**[08:32] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[08:34] ---**
Where's the Keronian?!
**[08:37] ---**
Keroro's not coming.
**[08:38] ---**
Say what?!
**[08:40] ---**
You're fighting me!
**[08:42] ---**
This is...
**[08:43] ---**
The stupid frog's descendants?!
**[08:44] ---**
Clay pipes?
**[08:46] ---**
Looks like a tough life.
**[08:48] ---**
Wh-What does this mean?
**[08:50] ---**
Now I get it.
**[08:52] ---**
He did say the commander's descendants
kept inheriting the duty of invading Pekopon.
**[08:57] ---**
It's no surprise that there'd
be a dramatic decrease
**[09:00] ---**
in the invasion budget and
supplies from headquarters.
**[09:02] ---**
Then, that liquid detergent
and mechanical pencil?
**[09:06] ---**
I'm sure they were prepared
from their meager funds.
**[09:09] ---**
Without knowing that, I...
**[09:12] ---**
Uncle, bad news!
**[09:14] ---**
Gara!
**[09:16] ---**
What's this?
**[09:16] ---**
Gara gara, gara gara gara!
**[09:17] ---**
It's Double-O and Viper!
**[09:19] ---**
Gaaara...
**[09:19] ---**
Why's he there with Viper?
**[09:21] ---**
Good question.
**[09:22] ---**
RD-00 isn't equipped with any weapons at all.
**[09:24] ---**
Gaaara gara gara!
**[09:28] ---**
Double-O...
**[09:29] ---**
Why, you!
**[09:31] ---**
Why don't you just give in already, gara?!
**[09:35] ---**
If I don't defeat you...
**[09:37] ---**
...Keroro will worry...
**[09:40] ---**
He'll worry and won't invade successfully!
**[09:42] ---**
Like I care about that, gara!
**[09:46] ---**
Double-O!
**[09:47] ---**
You've done enough!
**[09:51] ---**
K-Keroro...
**[09:54] ---**
I'll do my best.
**[09:56] ---**
I'll do my best, make sure to invade Pekopon,
**[09:59] ---**
and change the future!
**[10:02] ---**
So please!
**[10:02] ---**
All right! I'll take care of
both of you at once!
**[10:06] ---**
Stop it already, gara!
**[10:08] ---**
Gara?
**[10:08] ---**
Robo Viper!
**[10:11] ---**
Viper: Progenitor Form.
***SIGN*** Viper (Progenitor)
**[10:13] ---**
But... if I don't defeat him, you'll worry,
**[10:16] ---**
and won't be able to fight
the Keronians, gara!
**[10:19] ---**
I'm awesome, and I'll do my best!
**[10:22] ---**
I'll do my best and change the future, gara!
**[10:24] ---**
Lord Viper!
**[10:29] ---**
Looks like both pairs
have the same circumstances.
***SIGN*** Same Circumstances
**[10:33] ---**
Double-O...
**[10:35] ---**
I'm sorry for all that's happened.
**[10:38] ---**
It's fine, Keroro.
**[10:40] ---**
More importantly, don't forget
that promise you made earlier.
**[10:44] ---**
You said you'd change the future.
**[10:47] ---**
Sure, I'll do that.
**[10:51] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[10:53] ---**
Hurry and wake up!
**[10:55] ---**
I'm going to clean up the breakfast!
**[10:59] ---**
I'm coming right now.
**[11:02] ---**
Double-O...
**[11:05] ---**
Hey, do you not want breakfast?
**[11:08] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi, where's Double-O?
**[11:11] ---**
Huh? Double-O? What's that?
**[11:14] ---**
Did you spend too much time
building plastic models?
**[11:16] ---**
Now, hurry and come down.
**[11:18] ---**
Y-Yes, sir...
**[11:25] ---**
Gero!
**[11:32] ---**
Have you ever thought...
**[11:35] ---**
...about the distant future?
**[11:43] ---**
This is *623 Radio.*
**[11:44] ---**
It's about time to say goodnight.
**[11:48] ---**
And now, I have an important announcement.
**[11:52] ---**
The next *623 Radio* show will be the last one.
**[11:57] ---**
The truth is, I have to return
to my home on Planet Venus.
**[12:01] ---**
Thank you for listening this long!
**[12:04] ---**
Please tune in for the final show next week!
**[12:12] ---**
623: Video Killed the Radio Star, Sir!
**[12:18] ---**
That's a wrap!
**[12:19] ---**
623-chan!
**[12:20] ---**
That's a terrible joke,
suddenly saying you're quitting.
**[12:24] ---**
Didn't I say?
**[12:26] ---**
I have to return to Venus.
**[12:28] ---**
There you go again.
**[12:30] ---**
Oh, right!
**[12:31] ---**
About that TV performance
where you'll show your face...
**[12:35] ---**
623-chan!
**[12:38] ---**
What the?
**[12:42] ---**
You guys again?
**[12:44] ---**
Tch, so you're not 623?
**[12:46] ---**
Let us photograph 623!
**[12:49] ---**
He won't allow his face to be shown at all!
**[12:51] ---**
Besides, he's not here!
**[12:52] ---**
For real?
**[12:54] ---**
Guess that's it for today.
**[13:05] ---**
They're really talking about it online, too.
***SIGN*** Yafoo! News Super Popular DJ 623, Pulling Out Of Radio
**[13:08] ---**
"Super Popular DJ 623,
suddenly pulling out of radio"...
***SIGN*** Mysterious Face of 623 Collection Previous Next Photo
**[13:12] ---**
"623's true face, which is
still shrouded in mystery..."
**[13:16] ---**
I wonder what happened.
**[13:19] ---**
With 623-san, both his face and
his age are completely unknown.
**[13:23] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[13:25] ---**
That mysterious aspect has a
certain *je ne sais quoi,* though.
**[13:30] ---**
What might he look like?
**[13:33] ---**
623-san, from golden Venus...
**[13:37] ---**
No, not like that.
**[13:39] ---**
Well, I'm pretty sure 623-san is joking
when he says he's from Venus.
**[13:44] ---**
623-san, what's bothering you?
**[13:49] ---**
If I can, I'd like to listen
to you talk about it!
**[13:53] ---**
Gero gero...
**[13:54] ---**
The mystery man, 623, huh?
**[13:58] ---**
Gerori...
***SIGN*** Yamada Real Estate Popular Lots for Sale
***SIGN*** Radio Inner-Tokyo
623 Radio
Live Broadcast Participation
Person(s) in Charge
**[14:08] ---**
That's right!
**[14:10] ---**
If I can win a visit to the live broadcast,
**[14:11] ---**
I might be able to ask 623-san
in person what's bothering him.
**[14:15] ---**
And just maybe I could catch
of glimpse of his face!
***SIGN*** Yamada Real Estate Popular Lots for Sale
**[14:23] ---**
Let me win the chance to go
to 623-san's live broadcast!
**[14:28] ---**
I hope you win.
**[14:29] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Ripples
***SIGN*** Flower Shop
**[14:32] ---**
Saburo-senpai?!
**[14:34] ---**
Hey there.
**[14:37] ---**
I see. A Venusian, huh?
**[14:40] ---**
I'm sure that 623-san said that
because something's bothering him.
**[14:46] ---**
Do you want to know who he really is, too?
**[14:50] ---**
Well, uh... I...
**[14:53] ---**
Sometimes, I feel like tossing it all away
and going off somewhere.
**[14:58] ---**
623 could be like that, too.
**[15:00] ---**
You're not going somewhere,
right, Saburo-senpai?
**[15:05] ---**
Wh-What the...?
**[15:07] ---**
What am I saying?!
**[15:08] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[15:11] ---**
I'm sure you'll win.
**[15:13] ---**
The chance to see the live broadcast.
**[15:15] ---**
R-Right!
***SIGN*** A few days later...
**[15:17] ---**
A few days later...
**[15:19] ---**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Congratulations! You are invited to the recording of the final show for 623 Radio!!
**[15:20] ---**
I won!
**[15:22] ---**
Wait for me, please, 623-san!
**[15:25] ---**
The venue is the specially-installed studio
on the top floor of Inner-Tokyo Tree?!
***SIGN*** Live Broadcast
**[15:36] ---**
Giroro?!
**[15:37] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[15:39] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[15:40] ---**
I-I just happened to
send in a postcard, and won.
***SIGN*** Actually a huge fan
**[15:44] ---**
Actually, he's a huge fan of *623 Radio.*
**[15:48] ---**
Everyone doing all right?
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
Live Broadcast
**[15:50] ---**
This may be the last show for *623 Radio,*
**[15:53] ---**
but I hope you enjoy it to the end.
**[15:56] ---**
Inside that booth
**[15:58] ---**
is 623-san, in the flesh!
**[16:01] ---**
First is a message from
radio-name Yoko-Yoko-san.
**[16:05] ---**
"Good evening, 623-san.
**[16:06] ---**
It's too bad you're leaving radio.
**[16:08] ---**
Please appear on TV next."
**[16:11] ---**
Even so,
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
Live Broadcast
**[16:13] ---**
are we the only ones watching today?
**[16:16] ---**
Wow, in spite of such long odds, I still won!
**[16:22] ---**
Next is Todorokki-san.
**[16:24] ---**
"I want to see your face, 623-san!
You must look really cool!"
**[16:28] ---**
Lately, I've been getting a lot of messages
saying they want to know who I really am.
**[16:32] ---**
Well, yeah, you can't help wondering
what 623-san really looks like!
**[16:36] ---**
But would it really be fun
for you to see who I am?
**[16:44] ---**
Things you can't see,
things behind the darkness,
**[16:48] ---**
don't necessarily make people uneasy.
**[16:52] ---**
Is it because you can't
see or understand them
**[16:54] ---**
that they make your heart pound
with excitement, I wonder?
**[16:59] ---**
As civilization developed,
**[17:01] ---**
the silently hidden things
that made our hearts pound
**[17:04] ---**
were exposed to the light of day,
**[17:07] ---**
and before long, they vanished.
**[17:13] ---**
So that was it.
**[17:15] ---**
Everyone in the world wants
to know who 623-san really is,
**[17:19] ---**
so that's why he...
**[17:21] ---**
Sometimes, I feel like tossing it all away
and going off somewhere.
**[17:26] ---**
In spite of that, I...
**[17:29] ---**
Okay, now we'll hear messages from
my friends who are visiting here at the studio!
**[17:34] ---**
The first is radio-name
After-Dark Military Expansionist!
**[17:38] ---**
Huh? M-Me?!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Tree
**[17:40] ---**
We've snuck into something good, boss.
***SIGN*** Public Broadcast
**[17:43] ---**
It's the perfect chance
to see 623's real face!
**[17:47] ---**
W-Well, then...
**[17:49] ---**
I... I'll go with a poem!
**[17:51] ---**
Title: "Insert with a Love Bazooka!"
**[17:58] ---**
Sorry to trouble you, sir!
**[17:59] ---**
Stupid frog?!
**[18:00] ---**
We'll expose Master 623's face,
**[18:02] ---**
sell it to the media,
**[18:04] ---**
and get rich quick, sir!
**[18:06] ---**
What the heck are you doing?!
**[18:08] ---**
Here goes your poem!
**[18:15] ---**
623!
**[18:18] ---**
Give up and show us your face!
***SIGN*** Live Broadcast
**[18:21] ---**
Stop it, you stupid frog!
**[18:22] ---**
Citizens have the right to see,
***SIGN*** 1) Right To See
***SIGN*** 2) Right To Know
**[18:24] ---**
the right to know,
***SIGN*** 3) Right To Not Need
Comics Magazines
**[18:25] ---**
and the right to not need comics magazines!
**[18:29] ---**
Sorry to trouble you, sir!
**[18:30] ---**
Quit that, too!
**[18:32] ---**
Show us your true identity!
**[18:35] ---**
Want to fight fire with fire?!
**[18:40] ---**
Gero!
**[18:41] ---**
Tama!
**[18:43] ---**
Look out!
**[18:52] ---**
623-san!
**[19:02] ---**
I want to know what sort of person you are!
**[19:06] ---**
Natchi-san...
**[19:08] ---**
I understand that you don't
want to be found out.
**[19:11] ---**
But... But I still want to know!
**[19:15] ---**
Then, why are you keeping your eyes closed?
**[19:18] ---**
You could see my face
if you opened your eyes.
**[19:21] ---**
That's because...
**[19:23] ---**
...I want my heart to keep pounding!
**[19:25] ---**
To sit in front of the radio and
imagine what sort of person you are,
**[19:30] ---**
and have my heart pound even more!
**[19:32] ---**
Isn't that messed up?!
**[19:35] ---**
Stupid frog?!
**[19:36] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[19:37] ---**
Now we'll find out who 623 really is!
**[19:40] ---**
Hey, stop it!
**[19:44] ---**
Gero?
**[19:46] ---**
The symbol of Venus?
**[19:50] ---**
Wh-What's that?
**[19:52] ---**
Gero?
**[20:07] ---**
Wow, he really is...
**[20:08] ---**
...a Venusian?
**[20:10] ---**
Good time for a picture!
**[20:11] ---**
Gero!
**[20:15] ---**
Sorry to trouble you, sir!
***SIGN*** Insta-Kill
**[20:16] ---**
Insta-kill!
**[20:18] ---**
Thank you, Natsumi-chan.
**[20:31] ---**
Huh...
**[20:32] ---**
Then, 623 really did go back home to Venus.
**[20:35] ---**
I think so... probably.
**[20:38] ---**
Sis!
**[20:40] ---**
Let's go home together!
**[20:42] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[20:48] ---**
Rushing out suddenly is dangerous.
**[20:51] ---**
R-Right...
**[20:53] ---**
Now, then...
**[20:55] ---**
Later!
**[21:02] ---**
It couldn't be, right?
**[21:07] ---**
That was tomorrow's weather report
on Radio Inner-Tokyo.
**[21:10] ---**
After this is a new show.
**[21:14] ---**
Hey, there. Have all of you in front
of the radio been doing well?
**[21:18] ---**
Starting this week,
**[21:20] ---**
I will be broadcasting live from Venus!
**[21:25] ---**
The title is frankly, *Back-Home 623 Radio!*
**[21:29] ---**
Studying for a test.
**[21:30] ---**
Preparing dinner.
**[21:32] ---**
Sitting in a car.
**[21:34] ---**
They all have the radio on.
**[21:36] ---**
Isn't that true for a lot of people?
**[21:43] ---**
Makes me think I might try listening to
the radio, for the first time in a while.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
There's an Area 51 in America.
**[23:26] ---**
It's rumored there are
gray-type aliens there,
**[23:29] ---**
but that's a red herring!
**[23:30] ---**
It was just because a Mojaranian
stopped by to use the restroom.
**[23:34] ---**
That aside,
**[23:35] ---**
it's graduation time for Termite #1!
**[23:37] ---**
"Ouka Retires, Sir!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Keroro: Can You Survive, Sir?"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E355 - Ouka Retires, Sir! / Keroro: Can You Survive, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQM39V/ouka-retires-sir--keroro-can-you-survive-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Have all of you ever changed up your image?
***SIGN*** Okra
***SIGN*** Fruits Section
Vegetables Section
**[01:38] ---**
Huh?
**[01:38] ---**
Who's that?
**[01:39] ---**
I've seen her somewhere before.
**[01:44] ---**
Hello.
**[01:46] ---**
Hello... uh...
**[01:49] ---**
Thank you for always being good to my Momoka.
**[01:52] ---**
Huh? That means...
***SIGN*** Fruits Section
***SIGN***
Vegetables
Section
**[01:57] ---**
You're Momoka-chan's mother?!
**[02:03] ---**
Ouka Retires, Sir!
**[02:09] ---**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[02:12] ---**
*The* Lady Ouka Nishizawa was acting
like an ordinary housewife?
**[02:16] ---**
That's completely unthinkable.
**[02:18] ---**
But it's true.
**[02:20] ---**
Since her mood was completely different,
at first I wasn't quite sure who it was.
**[02:26] ---**
This makes no sense!
**[02:28] ---**
Gero...
**[02:29] ---**
At any rate, with Lady Ouka having returned,
**[02:33] ---**
right now the Nishizawa mansion
must be a hellish pandemonium.
**[02:38] ---**
You're exaggerating.
**[02:47] ---**
I got it!
**[02:50] ---**
Game set!
**[02:54] ---**
Your skills have improved
quite a lot, Momoka.
**[02:57] ---**
Isn't it just because
you went easy on me, Mother?
**[03:00] ---**
That's not true.
***SIGN*** Bank
***SIGN*** Spring Sale
50-70% Off
**[03:07] ---**
Ooh, it's so cute!
**[03:09] ---**
Momoka, don't you think this is great?
**[03:12] ---**
Shall I buy a matching set?
**[03:14] ---**
Yes!
**[03:18] ---**
Mother, could you taste-test this?
**[03:21] ---**
Yes.
**[03:24] ---**
Mmm, just right! It's very delicious.
**[03:33] ---**
Welcome home, sir!
**[03:38] ---**
I hear Ouka has returned.
**[03:40] ---**
Did she beat her bodyguards black and blue?
**[03:43] ---**
No, that did not happen.
**[03:46] ---**
What? Is Ouka in bad condition?
**[03:49] ---**
No, she is quite well.
**[03:51] ---**
Quite well, but...
**[03:53] ---**
Oh? What are you getting at?
**[03:57] ---**
Welcome home, dear.
**[04:00] ---**
Would you like to take a bath first?
**[04:02] ---**
Or have dinner instead?
**[04:05] ---**
Oh, uh... dinner, please.
**[04:11] ---**
R-Retiring?
**[04:13] ---**
What do you mean?
**[04:14] ---**
I thought that now is the only time.
**[04:16] ---**
The only time?
**[04:18] ---**
So far I've spent all
my time on martial arts,
**[04:21] ---**
and haven't done anything
motherly for Momoka.
**[04:25] ---**
Momoka's already in middle school.
**[04:28] ---**
If I'm going to do anything motherly,
**[04:30] ---**
now is probably my last chance, I thought.
**[04:33] ---**
But what about your ambition
to master the martial arts, Mother?
**[04:38] ---**
I don't care about that sort of thing.
**[04:41] ---**
Right now, time spent with Momoka
is more precious than anything.
**[04:46] ---**
Mother...
**[04:50] ---**
Wow.
**[04:52] ---**
Then, your mother will be
staying home the whole time?
**[04:55] ---**
Yes.
**[04:55] ---**
Having Mother always by my side
every day is like a dream.
**[05:01] ---**
That's great, Nishizawa.
**[05:03] ---**
Yes. But...
**[05:04] ---**
But?
**[05:06] ---**
Her behavior is too different
from what it was before.
**[05:10] ---**
If she were like before...
**[05:14] ---**
Momoka! You'll need another decade
to beat me with that level of shot!
**[05:21] ---**
In competition, she showed no mercy,
even to her own child.
**[05:27] ---**
In a fight, you don't need flashy clothes!
**[05:30] ---**
And with cooking...
**[05:32] ---**
To increase stamina, you need meat!
**[05:35] ---**
...she was like this.
**[05:37] ---**
Pretty exciting...
**[05:39] ---**
And so, I can't help wondering if she's
pushing herself rather hard for my sake.
**[05:50] ---**
Point A, 5-4. Nothing unusual.
**[05:55] ---**
Who are you?!
**[06:07] ---**
Hold on, Yoshiokadaira!
**[06:10] ---**
Help me! I'm sorry!
**[06:17] ---**
Oh, dear... I'm scared...
**[06:19] ---**
Yoshiokadaira's injuries
do not appear to be serious.
**[06:23] ---**
I see. That's good.
**[06:25] ---**
Still, who in the world did that?
**[06:28] ---**
Maybe someone heard that Madam Ouka retired,
**[06:31] ---**
and is taking the opportunity to target her?
**[06:34] ---**
Then they were caught by
Yoshiokadaira out on patrol.
**[06:37] ---**
I see.
**[06:38] ---**
If they defeat Ouka Nishizawa,
they'll make their name instantly.
**[06:42] ---**
So that's the reason?
**[06:44] ---**
I shall strengthen the
mansion's defenses at once.
**[06:48] ---**
Good. I'll be counting on you.
**[06:55] ---**
And then, the next night approached...
**[06:58] ---**
Ge-Gero...
**[07:01] ---**
According to Paul,
**[07:03] ---**
there apparently is an invader
targeting Lady Ouka Nishizawa.
**[07:06] ---**
Keroro Platoon will now be
on strict guard for them!
**[07:10] ---**
Right!
**[07:11] ---**
Wait a minute.
**[07:12] ---**
Why do we have to guard a Pekoponian?!
**[07:16] ---**
Well, to be honest,
it's because the pay's good.
**[07:19] ---**
We're gradually getting poorer
this month, see.
**[07:21] ---**
I'm worried about Momocchi, too.
**[07:24] ---**
This is also an act of mercy.
**[07:28] ---**
If this goes well...
**[07:29] ---**
...I'll get rewarded with a decade's
worth of plastic models.
**[07:32] ---**
"From now on, please use me as your termite!"
**[07:36] ---**
She might say that, too!
***SIGN*** Rustle
**[07:39] ---**
Yikes!
**[07:42] ---**
Um...
**[07:44] ---**
It's... me.
**[07:46] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[07:47] ---**
I want to protect Mother, so though I'm weak,
please allow me to participate!
**[07:52] ---**
Momocchi!
**[07:54] ---**
Guess there's no choice.
**[07:58] ---**
Kululu!
**[07:59] ---**
Spread out, guys!
**[08:06] ---**
C-Could it be... they're...?
**[08:11] ---**
Tamama! Dororo!
**[08:12] ---**
Right!
**[08:14] ---**
Nin!
**[08:15] ---**
Check it out! We're in a Trinity Pose!
**[08:17] ---**
If there's a weakness, come at it!
**[08:20] ---**
Gero!
**[08:24] ---**
How dare you do that to Mr. Sergeant?!
**[08:26] ---**
I will beat th...
**[08:30] ---**
I remember seeing this
technique somewhere before...
**[08:33] ---**
Slump.
**[08:34] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[08:35] ---**
Stand back!
**[08:37] ---**
What is this?
**[08:39] ---**
I can't... sense them at all?!
**[08:49] ---**
Mother?!
**[08:50] ---**
Ouka-dono!
**[08:52] ---**
Why are you doing?
**[08:55] ---**
Mother!
**[08:57] ---**
Stay back, Momoka-dono!
**[08:58] ---**
She isn't the usual Ouka-dono!
**[09:05] ---**
It can't be!
**[09:07] ---**
She's asleep?!
**[09:09] ---**
Is this because she can't fully
restrain her power inside?!
**[09:14] ---**
Wh-Why did this happen?
**[09:18] ---**
If you violently suppress
what you want to do,
**[09:20] ---**
won't it come out unconsciously
while you're asleep?
**[09:26] ---**
Violently suppress what you want to do...
**[09:29] ---**
Then, as I thought, Mother is...
**[09:36] ---**
Please stop, Mother!
**[09:39] ---**
Wake up, please!
**[09:49] ---**
On second thought, we shouldn't have come.
**[10:01] ---**
Mother!
**[10:09] ---**
Momoka?
**[10:11] ---**
What am I doing in a place like this?
**[10:15] ---**
It can't be!
**[10:22] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[10:26] ---**
Please promise me that you won't retire.
**[10:30] ---**
Or push yourself too far anymore!
**[10:32] ---**
But if I do... I won't be able
to do anything motherly for you.
**[10:38] ---**
I don't mind!
**[10:39] ---**
I also love my mother who works hard
to master the summit of martial arts!
**[10:45] ---**
So...
**[10:48] ---**
Thank you, Momoka...
**[10:52] ---**
Mother...
**[10:56] ---**
Where's the enemy?!
**[10:57] ---**
The one targeting Ouka will fight me!
**[11:03] ---**
Baio...
**[11:04] ---**
You're here too late!
**[11:06] ---**
Why?!
**[11:11] ---**
So cruel...
**[11:12] ---**
Milady, do you mind if we don't stop them?
**[11:16] ---**
Yes. Leave them like this.
**[11:25] ---**
Momoka was very happy to watch her
father and back-to-normal mother
**[11:29] ---**
in their no-holds-barred battle.
**[11:33] ---**
What? Then what was I?
A mere stalking horse?!
**[11:37] ---**
Wait, I'm the punchline?!
**[11:43] ---**
In the state of Nevada in the USA,
there is a place called Area 51.
**[11:52] ---**
The Keroro Platoon has come here in order
to rescue a captured fellow Keronian.
**[12:04] ---**
Commander, aren't we like mice to an owl?
**[12:08] ---**
Huh? For real?
**[12:10] ---**
Keroro, what do you plan to do?
**[12:13] ---**
Wh-What to do...
**[12:14] ---**
What shall we do?
**[12:16] ---**
With such an unreliable commander,
any number of lives wouldn't be enough!
**[12:21] ---**
I'm going to survive, even if it's by myself!
**[12:23] ---**
Wait, you idiot!
**[12:24] ---**
Wait, you idiot! You can't go that way!
**[12:28] ---**
I'm safe! I'm safe now!
**[12:32] ---**
Tama Wham!
**[12:36] ---**
Tamama!
**[12:42] ---**
Keroro: Can You Survive, Sir?
**[12:48] ---**
Gero...
**[12:52] ---**
Since Tamama panicked and said
that line, he was set to get hit!
**[12:58] ---**
There's no helping you
if you set a death flag yourself.
***SIGN*** Death Flag
**[13:03] ---**
Foreshadowing or promises that end up
getting you hit are called "Death Flags."
**[13:08] ---**
Still, thanks to that, we were able
to escape from that predicament.
**[13:20] ---**
The current operation
is a life-threatening one.
**[13:23] ---**
If I survive to return home...
***SIGN*** Giroro ♥ Natsumi
**[13:25] ---**
...then Natsumi, you and I will...
**[13:28] ---**
Uh, right after that was said,
someone set a flag.
**[13:33] ---**
Ge-Gero...
**[13:36] ---**
D-Do we descend here?
**[13:39] ---**
It's super deep...
**[13:41] ---**
This is the only route for sneaking in.
**[13:43] ---**
On the other hand, the guard here
should be pretty firm.
**[13:53] ---**
An electromagnetic barrier?
**[13:54] ---**
Gero!
**[13:56] ---**
How frightening! What'll we do?!
**[13:59] ---**
At such times, use this:
the Barrier Stopper!
**[14:02] ---**
Toss it in!
**[14:07] ---**
Hurry! It's only effective for 30 seconds!
**[14:11] ---**
Good, no one pursuing us.
**[14:16] ---**
Oh, no!
**[14:17] ---**
Giroro! What are you doing?! Hurry down!
**[14:21] ---**
It's my third most precious treasure.
**[14:24] ---**
I can't leave that behind, can I?!
**[14:28] ---**
Time's up!
**[14:29] ---**
Oh, shoot!
**[14:33] ---**
No... Mr. Giroro!
**[14:37] ---**
Sheesh, that iron man dropped
his ticket punch at a time like that?
**[14:42] ---**
He shouldn't be carrying that
in the first place.
**[14:44] ---**
It was the very picture of an iron-man flag.
**[14:47] ---**
We've already lost two teammates.
This is no laughing matter.
**[14:51] ---**
I wonder if it's my fault.
**[14:54] ---**
I... I insisted on coming along,
saying that I wanted to see Area 51.
**[15:01] ---**
Isn't that why it turned out this way?
**[15:09] ---**
Fuyuki, you need to get it together.
**[15:12] ---**
Now that we're here, we can only
focus on executing our plan.
**[15:17] ---**
The past can't be changed,
**[15:20] ---**
but the future can be changed
as many times as you like!
**[15:23] ---**
Sarge...
**[15:25] ---**
Yeah, got it!
**[15:26] ---**
Thanks!
**[15:27] ---**
Anyway, let's hurry ahead!
**[15:30] ---**
Commander, wasn't that
sort of a flag just now?
**[15:38] ---**
My geta strap broke! Bad luck!
**[15:40] ---**
Uh, were you wearing geta before?
**[15:44] ---**
A black cat crossed my path! Bad luck!
**[15:48] ---**
They're both broken! Bad luck!
**[15:51] ---**
Uh, why are you carrying such things around?
***SIGN*** Ladder
**[15:54] ---**
While I didn't realize it, I hid
underneath a ladder! What terrible luck!
**[16:00] ---**
Spotlighting an easily-overlooked guy
is kinda flaggy, too.
**[16:06] ---**
It's bad luck!
**[16:07] ---**
An obvious-ish suspicious button!
**[16:12] ---**
Oh, no!
**[16:13] ---**
Everyone, hurry!
***SIGN*** Flag
**[16:20] ---**
Oh, dear!
**[16:22] ---**
Dororo!
**[16:26] ---**
Mr. Dororo!
**[16:33] ---**
What's this?
**[16:35] ---**
A super-conductive generator.
**[16:37] ---**
To think Pekoponians had even acquired this.
**[16:41] ---**
This sort of thing's easy
as long as we get the timing right!
**[16:45] ---**
Gero gero!
**[16:45] ---**
Wait, wasn't that line a flag?
**[16:48] ---**
Forget what I just said!
**[16:50] ---**
Um, when I'm discharged,
the shop back home will be waiting for me.
**[16:54] ---**
Wait, I don't have any post-discharge plans!
**[16:56] ---**
Fuyuki, I'd like you to hold this ring for me.
It's a momento of my mother.
**[17:00] ---**
Wait, my mother's still alive!
**[17:02] ---**
It's sad, but this is war.
**[17:05] ---**
Sarge, are you all right?
**[17:07] ---**
Uh, it's just... when I plan
not to say a death flag line,
**[17:11] ---**
one takes the opportunity to pop out!
**[17:14] ---**
But for such times, I have this!
***SIGN*** Sweat
**[17:16] ---**
This sweat- and tear-soaked ball from when
I won a baseball tournament as a kid!
***SIGN*** Tears
***SIGN*** Stain
***SIGN***
Snot
***SIGN*** Drool
**[17:20] ---**
This ball has always been pushing me forward!
**[17:23] ---**
I'm sure it'll save me
from this predicament, too!
**[17:27] ---**
Here goes Keroro!
**[17:29] ---**
Hey, not bad!
**[17:30] ---**
Sarge, keep going!
**[17:42] ---**
U-Uncle!
**[17:44] ---**
Noooo!
**[17:47] ---**
Is this okay? He's the main character!
**[17:48] ---**
Plus with such half-addled timing.
**[17:55] ---**
Now it's just the two of us.
**[17:57] ---**
Just a bit farther to our goal.
**[18:00] ---**
Let's rest for now.
***SIGN*** Nummy Stick
Curry-Flavor
**[18:02] ---**
Here.
**[18:03] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[18:05] ---**
You really are a good guy, Kululu.
**[18:08] ---**
What, are you saying I normally
have a bad personality?
**[18:13] ---**
It's true, though.
**[18:16] ---**
Drat, I went and set one flag just now.
**[18:19] ---**
Okay, how about I set another one?
**[18:22] ---**
Fuyuki, leave here now.
**[18:25] ---**
Huh?
**[18:26] ---**
This is a problem for us Keronians.
**[18:29] ---**
There's no need for a Pekoponian like you
to come along into further danger.
**[18:33] ---**
Oh, no...
**[18:35] ---**
But I've come all this way...
**[18:37] ---**
Plus, I have to do my part
for Sarge and the others.
**[18:40] ---**
Drat.
**[18:41] ---**
I thought you'd say that.
**[18:43] ---**
Shall we go?
**[18:45] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:50] ---**
An unexpected empty can!
**[18:54] ---**
Drat, I messed up!
**[18:56] ---**
Who's there?!
**[18:56] ---**
Find them!
**[18:57] ---**
Get them!
**[18:58] ---**
Leave them to me.
**[18:59] ---**
You go on ahead!
**[19:01] ---**
But...
**[19:02] ---**
Don't worry, I'll be sure to come later.
**[19:05] ---**
Sure, got it!
**[19:06] ---**
Here, if you're in trouble, push that button.
**[19:10] ---**
Sure.
**[19:11] ---**
I'll be waiting, Kululu.
**[19:16] ---**
It's showtime.
**[19:18] ---**
Nyooooo!
**[19:23] ---**
Sarge... guys...
**[19:28] ---**
The past can't be changed,
**[19:30] ---**
but the future can be changed
as many times as you like!
**[19:35] ---**
Sarge, I'll make sure to
rescue your Keronian friend!
**[19:45] ---**
Wh-What's this?!
**[19:46] ---**
H-How do I open... something like this?
**[19:51] ---**
Okay, try pushing the button.
**[19:54] ---**
Kululu!
**[19:55] ---**
Those guys who thought
they'd got me are amateurs.
**[19:59] ---**
Now, get pushing, young man!
**[20:01] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[20:06] ---**
What?
**[20:07] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[20:09] ---**
What's going on?!
**[20:16] ---**
What's going on?!
***SIGN*** Flag
**[20:26] ---**
Sis?!
**[20:27] ---**
What the heck is this?!
**[20:29] ---**
Please don't ask. Just open this door!
**[20:32] ---**
What, you called me over for this?
**[20:35] ---**
I mean, honestly!
**[20:37] ---**
Quit messing around!
**[20:40] ---**
I'm going home.
**[20:41] ---**
Thanks, Sis.
**[20:43] ---**
That show was getting to the good part, too!
**[20:50] ---**
I knew this would happen...
**[20:54] ---**
Kululu!
**[20:56] ---**
But all I can do is move forward!
**[21:04] ---**
Sarge, guys...
**[21:06] ---**
I'm opening up!
**[21:14] ---**
Yo!
**[21:16] ---**
J-Joriri?
**[21:21] ---**
Quite the pretty sunrise, right?
**[21:25] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[21:26] ---**
The good guys go on ahead.
**[21:29] ---**
I won't waste their sacrifices.
**[21:32] ---**
Uh, we're still alive, though.
**[21:33] ---**
Excuse me for being born.
**[21:35] ---**
Who named them Death Flags?
**[21:37] ---**
All of you, please be careful
not to set any flags yourself.
**[21:41] ---**
Aww! I missed the good part!
**[21:44] ---**
But, well, there's always next week!
**[21:47] ---**
Uh, that line was also a bit...
**[21:48] ---**
Huh?
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:24] ---**
An emergency message from headquarters!
**[23:25] ---**
The entire Toad Nebula
**[23:27] ---**
is in danger of annihilation
from an unknown enemy's attack.
**[23:30] ---**
The Keron Army, engaged in
operations throughout the cosmos,
**[23:32] ---**
must undertake defense at once!
**[23:34] ---**
That aside,
**[23:35] ---**
it's the last decisive battle, sir!
**[23:38] ---**
"Keroro Platoon: New Dragon Warriors, Sir!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Mois: Springtime for My Other Me, Sir!"
**[23:44] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:46] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E356 - Keroro Platoon: True Dragon Warriors, Sir! / Mois: Springtime for My Other Me, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X3D7/keroro-platoon-true-dragon-warriors-sir--mois-springtime-for-my-other-me-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: True Dragon Warriors, Sir!
**[01:43] ---**
Keroro Platoon: True Dragon Warriors, Sir!
**[01:57] ---**
The interstellar spaceship that warped out
has started to enter the atmosphere!
**[02:01] ---**
Or, like, crisis status?
**[02:03] ---**
Is it an enemy alien?
**[02:05] ---**
Confirming IFF.
**[02:07] ---**
They're allies!
**[02:08] ---**
What?!
**[02:23] ---**
Unbelievable!
**[02:23] ---**
It's the Galulu Platoon's personal spaceship!
**[02:26] ---**
Hey! Is somebody there?!
**[02:30] ---**
Gero!
**[02:37] ---**
Bro!
**[02:38] ---**
Are you all right, sir?
**[02:42] ---**
You all right?
**[02:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:44] ---**
Keroro...
**[02:45] ---**
Gero.
**[02:46] ---**
We haven't a moment to spare.
**[02:48] ---**
Soon, Planet Keron will...
**[02:51] ---**
...be annihilated!
**[02:55] ---**
Bro!
**[02:57] ---**
Lieutenant Galulu!
**[03:05] ---**
Well, it's a good thing you were here,
Chief Nurse Pururu.
**[03:09] ---**
But for the Galulu Platoon
to be beaten this badly...
**[03:13] ---**
Gero?
**[03:14] ---**
I've finished analyzing
the recorder we recovered.
**[03:18] ---**
Ooh!
**[03:20] ---**
Now we'll know what happened
to the Galulu Platoon.
**[03:24] ---**
Use the surviving systems
of the Keron Army fleet
**[03:28] ---**
to preserve some information on them!
**[03:32] ---**
What's this?!
**[03:34] ---**
This can't be!
**[03:37] ---**
Evade it!
**[03:48] ---**
What is that thing, sir?
**[03:50] ---**
Nobody knows its name.
**[03:52] ---**
First Lieutenant Galulu!
**[03:54] ---**
No, you need to lie down!
**[03:55] ---**
There's no time for that!
**[03:58] ---**
Listen, gentlemen of the Keroro Platoon!
**[04:05] ---**
They are unique creatures who can transform
their bodies into gravity waves
**[04:10] ---**
and cross the braneworld.
**[04:12] ---**
They materialized in present space through
the giant black hole called the Dragon's Egg!
**[04:17] ---**
The ones we could confirm
alone number 3,233,100,000,000!
**[04:24] ---**
You mean, this group of
dragon-like creatures?
**[04:28] ---**
It is only a coincidence
that they look like dragons.
**[04:32] ---**
In fact, they are dark matter: mock life-forms
composed of particles of heavy metal.
**[04:37] ---**
Their goal is likely...
**[04:41] ---**
...extermination of organic matter
across the whole universe!
**[04:48] ---**
Then, what about Planet Keron?
**[04:49] ---**
They are hurriedly constructing
a Dyson Ring around its sun.
**[04:54] ---**
They will make that the final defense line,
**[04:56] ---**
and equip it for the decisive battle.
**[04:58] ---**
You're kidding!
**[04:59] ---**
Isn't that just sitting
besieged and waiting to die?!
**[05:02] ---**
Well, it's like a candle in the wind.
**[05:05] ---**
I know!
**[05:06] ---**
I'm sure my daddy can do something!
**[05:09] ---**
It's futile.
**[05:10] ---**
Our allies, the Angol clan,
**[05:13] ---**
were attacked by them at the foremost,
**[05:13] ---**
The number you are dialing cannot be reached.
**[05:15] ---**
and contact with them has ceased.
**[05:17] ---**
They are out of power.
**[05:17] ---**
Or, like, contact broken?
**[05:19] ---**
What will happen to Planet Keron?!
**[05:22] ---**
At this rate, it's only a matter of time!
**[05:24] ---**
I-Is there something we can do?
**[05:27] ---**
And so!
**[05:29] ---**
And so, for us to force our way
through the enemy's siege,
**[05:33] ---**
I have come here to Pekopon.
**[05:35] ---**
Keroro!
**[05:36] ---**
Gero?
**[05:44] ---**
Non.
**[05:47] ---**
Non.
**[05:50] ---**
The super-ancient Keron Army
predicted a situation like this.
**[05:54] ---**
And, as the ultimate defense measure,
**[05:57] ---**
they perfected a technique to turn the
Keronians themselves into bioweapons.
**[06:03] ---**
The Keronians themselves?
**[06:05] ---**
The popular name is Draco-Keron.
**[06:08] ---**
The activation experiment was
conducted in ancient times,
**[06:11] ---**
but because of the great danger,
**[06:13] ---**
it was sealed on an uncivilized planet
nobody knew about.
**[06:16] ---**
You mean, that uncivilized planet was—
**[06:18] ---**
Yes, Pekopon here.
**[06:21] ---**
And so, you gentlemen will see
firsthand a part of the Draco-Keron.
**[06:33] ---**
Are you truly certain of this?
**[06:36] ---**
Of course, ma'am!
**[06:38] ---**
But is it really possible?
**[06:40] ---**
According to my calculations,
**[06:42] ---**
by using the larvalized Terara
as intermediary,
**[06:44] ---**
it should be possible to awaken the residual
Draco-Keron energy sleeping inside of us.
**[06:50] ---**
I was also somehow able to restore the
Dragon Book that had lost its power.
**[06:54] ---**
Tera!
**[06:55] ---**
In that case, I want you
to do this right away!
**[06:57] ---**
Our home is surely on the verge
of being overrun!
**[07:02] ---**
Understood.
**[07:03] ---**
Wait!
**[07:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[07:06] ---**
You're fighting a terrible enemy
this time, right?
**[07:08] ---**
If you fight them, is there any guarantee
you'll survive to come home?
**[07:15] ---**
Well?!
**[07:18] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[07:20] ---**
Sis?
**[07:21] ---**
You're dumb and a blockhead.
**[07:22] ---**
Clumsy and lazy.
**[07:24] ---**
Could such a stupid frog be
expected to return home safely?
**[07:31] ---**
Master Fuyuki, Lady Natsumi...
**[07:34] ---**
I promise you,
we will survive and return home!
**[07:38] ---**
Sarge...
**[07:43] ---**
Well, then, I'll begin.
**[07:46] ---**
*Monbaston! Rektiton!*
**[07:49] ---**
*Purantelmen Dondragones.*
**[07:50] ---**
*Anmelmontan Runenbaste.*
**[07:52] ---**
*Purantelmen Dondragones.*
**[07:54] ---**
*Anmelmontan Runenbaste.*
**[07:56] ---**
*Purantelmen Dondragones.*
**[07:59] ---**
*Anmelmontan Runenbaste.*
**[08:00] ---**
*Purantelmen Dondragones.*
**[08:01] ---**
Here it comes!
**[08:02] ---**
*Anmelmontan Runenbaste.*
**[08:03] ---**
Th-This is!
**[08:04] ---**
*Purantelmen Dondragones.*
**[08:04] ---**
My body is roasting!
**[08:06] ---**
*Anmelmontan Runenbaste.*
**[08:06] ---**
My work is complete.
**[08:08] ---**
*Dracu Dracu Akunbarta!*
**[08:32] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:39] ---**
Watch! The warriors are going.
**[08:50] ---**
Keep your promise, okay?
**[09:17] ---**
Our predicted DS-out coordinates
are the center of the Toad Nebula!
**[09:20] ---**
Right in the middle of the
3,233,100,000,000 enemies!
**[09:26] ---**
Convenient for saving the effort
of capturing the enemy.
**[09:29] ---**
Members, are you ready for battle?!
**[09:32] ---**
I'm itching to show my skill!
**[09:34] ---**
I will release here and now my assassin
ability that had been sealed away!
**[09:49] ---**
We'll make this the final battle for
the Keroro Platoon Dragon Warriors!
**[09:54] ---**
Roger!
**[09:55] ---**
Go!
**[09:58] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[10:16] ---**
Zero-Dimensional Slash!
**[10:20] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:46] ---**
Well...
**[10:47] ---**
It was pretty tough at that time, sir!
**[10:50] ---**
Since you came to my home,
a lot sure has happened, Sarge.
**[10:54] ---**
Still, this place is too peaceful.
It seems like my strength will lose its edge.
**[10:58] ---**
Maybe another big flashy incident will—
**[11:00] ---**
Stop that, Sarge!
**[11:02] ---**
Because, you see...
**[11:05] ---**
Isn't peace the best after all?
**[11:07] ---**
Right, Sarge?
**[11:09] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[11:11] ---**
Well, it's just as you say.
**[11:13] ---**
It's because it's peaceful that I'm
able to put together plastic models!
**[11:17] ---**
Peaceful model-building is fine and all...
**[11:19] ---**
Gero!
**[11:20] ---**
...but have you finished the laundry
I asked you to do?
**[11:23] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[11:24] ---**
G-Gah!
**[11:26] ---**
I completely forgot!
**[11:29] ---**
Aww, silly Sarge.
**[11:31] ---**
"Let this peace last forever,"
**[11:34] ---**
Fuyuki wished from the bottom of his heart.
**[11:42] ---**
I'm so glad I came to the next town!
**[11:44] ---**
I was able to buy the new
Gundam plastic model Uncle wanted,
**[11:48] ---**
and I discovered a lovely fault line, too!
**[11:53] ---**
Don't let it get you down, Asami.
**[11:55] ---**
You still have your first-choice
university, right?
**[11:57] ---**
But, I failed at all the backup schools!
**[12:00] ---**
That's...!
**[12:02] ---**
Surely all you wise viewers remember.
**[12:06] ---**
This high school girl is Asami-chan.
**[12:07] ---**
When Mois-chan came to Pekopon,
**[12:10] ---**
she modeled herself after
the image and spirit of this girl.
**[12:17] ---**
I wonder if the Great Lord of Terror will
come destroy the Earth for me tonight.
**[12:21] ---**
If so, I wouldn't have to suffer
this much over entrance exams!
**[12:25] ---**
Uh, no... the Great Lord of
Terror thing is old news.
**[12:28] ---**
Come on!
**[12:29] ---**
The Great Lord may have slept in, you know!
**[12:32] ---**
Yeah, yeah. Overslept, you mean.
***SIGN*** Great Lord of Terror
**[12:34] ---**
Miss Asami is suffering
because Mois slept in!
**[12:39] ---**
I have to do something for her!
**[12:43] ---**
Mois: Springtime for My Other Me, Sir!
**[12:55] ---**
Man, I quit!
**[12:58] ---**
Maybe I'm just not cut out for university.
**[13:01] ---**
Will you hurry over, Great Lord of Terror?
**[13:04] ---**
Yes. I have just arrived.
**[13:07] ---**
Oh, then can you destroy
the Earth for me right now?
**[13:10] ---**
Yes, gladly!
**[13:14] ---**
Okay, I'll start right away.
**[13:16] ---**
Y-You're my doppelgänger I met before!
**[13:19] ---**
Wh-What have you come here for?!
**[13:21] ---**
I heard that you're suffering from
entrance exams because I slept in,
**[13:26] ---**
so I came to rescue you!
**[13:27] ---**
Huh?
**[13:28] ---**
I'll destroy Pekopon right away,
**[13:30] ---**
and free you from your suffering!
**[13:35] ---**
Destroying Pekopon wll only take
a moment, so please be at ease.
**[13:38] ---**
Why would I be at ease?!
**[13:40] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[13:44] ---**
Armageddon! One Oneth—
**[13:47] ---**
Wait a minute!
**[13:49] ---**
Yes?
**[13:50] ---**
When I said I wanted the Earth
destroyed, I was joking!
**[13:54] ---**
Huh?! Is that true?
**[13:56] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[13:57] ---**
I have the entrance exam for my
first choice university in two weeks,
**[14:02] ---**
but I've failed every
other university's exams.
**[14:05] ---**
If I'm going to fail my first choice,
**[14:07] ---**
then the Earth might as well vanish,
is what I meant.
**[14:10] ---**
So that's what it was...
**[14:12] ---**
If you understand—
**[14:13] ---**
Understood!
**[14:18] ---**
You'll study with me
until the day of your exam!
**[14:22] ---**
Or, like, toiling effort?
**[14:24] ---**
Uh, how did we end up on this?
**[14:26] ---**
Miss Asami.
**[14:28] ---**
You want to go to that university, right?
**[14:31] ---**
Yes, I do...
***SIGN*** Asami Victory Good luck, Asami!
Fight! Be Number One in the World!
**[14:35] ---**
Even if I work my very hardest,
**[14:37] ---**
it might end up not going well. Again.
**[14:40] ---**
If so, then I might as well
quit studying hard.
**[14:43] ---**
You'll be fine.
**[14:45] ---**
You'll be fine, Miss Asami.
**[14:47] ---**
You can pass.
**[14:49] ---**
How can you say that,
when I haven't taken it yet?!
**[14:51] ---**
You'll be fine!
**[14:55] ---**
Just until the exam, okay?!
**[14:57] ---**
Right! Let's do our best!
**[14:59] ---**
Or, like, apply oneself?
**[15:01] ---**
Thus, Mois's days of man-to-man
guidance as a tutor began.
***SIGN*** Monday
***SIGN*** Tuesday
***SIGN*** Wednesday
***SIGN*** Thursday
***SIGN*** Friday
***SIGN*** Saturday
**[15:18] ---**
Because this historical record is
from year 18 of the Tenshou era,
**[15:22] ---**
for explaining Hishikawa Moronobu,
the bearer of Genroku era culture, it is the most—
**[15:32] ---**
Or, like, Armageddon One-Oneth!
**[15:36] ---**
Or, like, instant effect?
**[15:38] ---**
Why, you!
**[15:43] ---**
Now, just hold out a little longer.
**[15:48] ---**
Incredible, Asami!
**[15:50] ---**
You got all the questions correct!
**[15:53] ---**
If you keep this up, your top choice
looks to be a cinch!
**[15:56] ---**
Or, like, fully prepared?
**[15:59] ---**
"Or, like"?
**[16:01] ---**
Go on, give me the next question!
**[16:04] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[16:05] ---**
Now, bring it!
**[16:06] ---**
Or, like, one-shot contest?
**[16:09] ---**
You're saying it again!
**[16:11] ---**
And then, the day before the exam...
**[16:13] ---**
Okay, the last practice exam.
**[16:15] ---**
Ready... start!
***SIGN*** For her sake, I'll definitely
pass the college entrance exam!!
**[16:50] ---**
Now, hurry up and grade—
**[16:56] ---**
Or, like, fulfilled purpose?
**[17:06] ---**
All right, guess I'll hold out
just a little longer.
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, no! I overslept!
**[17:31] ---**
Miss Asami, hurry and get ready—
**[17:34] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** What'll I do if my
home tutor oversleeps?! (lol)
***SIGN*** Or, like, teacher failing!! (grin)
Thank you. Asami.
**[17:35] ---**
"What'll I do if my home tutor oversleeps?!"
**[17:38] ---**
"Or, like, teacher failing!!"
**[17:41] ---**
"Thank you. Asami."
**[17:43] ---**
Miss Asami...
**[17:48] ---**
Oh, no! I missed my chance to give her this!
**[17:52] ---**
The Literature Department exam site is here!
**[17:56] ---**
I've worked hard all this time.
**[17:58] ---**
I'll be fine.
***SIGN*** Literature Department
**[18:16] ---**
Excuse me!
**[18:17] ---**
Where is the Literature Department exam site?
**[18:20] ---**
I think it was over there?
**[18:22] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[18:25] ---**
That girl...
**[18:26] ---**
Isn't she cold with so little on?!
**[18:32] ---**
What'll I do?
***SIGN*** Question # Answer Blanks
**[18:34] ---**
I skipped a line while filling in
my Japanese History answer form!
**[18:38] ---**
From how it's felt so far,
I'm pretty close to the edge, too!
**[18:42] ---**
And of all things, the last one is
my tough subject, modern literature!
**[18:46] ---**
Maybe I'm done for, after all?
***SIGN*** English
Japanese History, World History (option)
Lunch Break
Modern Literature
***SIGN*** Or, Like, Success Praying
**[18:59] ---**
This is...
**[19:00] ---**
Say, was that girl her twin?
**[19:02] ---**
Yeah, they were identical.
**[19:03] ---**
Right? Identical.
**[19:06] ---**
Dummy, what are you doing?
***SIGN*** Or, like, Success Praying
**[19:14] ---**
Hang in there, Miss Asami.
**[19:19] ---**
Easier said than done...
***SIGN*** Japanese: Read the following selection and answer the questions afterward
**[19:23] ---**
I knew it, it's over!
**[19:26] ---**
Or, like, Armageddon One Oneth—
**[19:31] ---**
You there, don't look around!
**[19:33] ---**
S-Sorry about that!
***SIGN*** Choose the meaning for these four-character compounds that appeared in the selection:
**[19:40] ---**
Or, like, toiling effort?
**[19:42] ---**
Or, like, apply oneself?
**[19:45] ---**
Or, like, fulfilled purpose?
**[19:49] ---**
One question at a time.
**[19:51] ---**
If I calm down and solve them, I'll be fine.
**[19:53] ---**
I've been working hard all this time.
**[19:55] ---**
I'll be fine.
***SIGN*** Ohashi University
**[19:59] ---**
And then, the day of the
acceptance announcements.
***SIGN*** Ohashi University Acceptance Announcements
***SIGN*** Or, Like, Success Praying
**[20:03] ---**
Asking me to come along since
you were scared by yourself.
**[20:05] ---**
That's pretty meek for you, Asami.
**[20:07] ---**
Hey, what's wrong with that?
**[20:10] ---**
Look!
**[20:11] ---**
It's over there.
**[20:12] ---**
All right!
**[20:13] ---**
Congratulations!
**[20:14] ---**
Aww!
**[20:16] ---**
You did it!
**[20:18] ---**
Hooray! Hooray!
**[20:18] ---**
Wanna hurry and look?
**[20:21] ---**
Hooray!
**[20:21] ---**
Yeah...
**[20:23] ---**
Congratulations!
***SIGN*** Literature
Department
**[20:27] ---**
Aw, it's no good! I'm too scared!
**[20:29] ---**
Look for me! I'm #123.
**[20:32] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[20:35] ---**
Well? Not there, right? I knew it.
**[20:38] ---**
It really isn't there?!
**[20:40] ---**
If you're worried, then try
looking at it yourself.
**[20:42] ---**
Don't be so mean!
**[20:46] ---**
123, 123, 123...
**[20:54] ---**
Congratulations on passing!
**[20:56] ---**
Or, like, fulfilled purpose?
**[21:02] ---**
What's wrong?
**[21:06] ---**
Hey! Where are you going, Asami?!
**[21:08] ---**
I'm going to go thank the
Great Lord of Terror!
**[21:12] ---**
"Great Lord of Terror"?
**[21:29] ---**
Hey, you're watching out there
somewhere, right?
**[21:32] ---**
My other me!
**[21:38] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:43] ---**
May all of you watching
have a good springtime, too.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta
**[23:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:24] ---**
The Hinata family has finally
been invited to Planet Keron,
**[23:27] ---**
our peaceful and beautiful home!
**[23:29] ---**
I'm going to have Fuyuki
spend the night at my home!
**[23:33] ---**
Yahoo!
**[23:34] ---**
That aside...
**[23:36] ---**
Huh? What do you mean, "Eliminate Fuyuki"?!
**[23:40] ---**
"Hinata Family: Haru Returns, Sir!"
**[23:43] ---**
One full episode! How's that?
**[23:45] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E357 - Hinata Family: Haru Returns, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JMZN/hinata-family-haru-returns-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:32] ---**
Spring. The season when new life buds
after the end of the long winter.
**[01:38] ---**
But that isn't all it refers to...
**[01:43] ---**
Yes!
**[01:44] ---**
Spring is coming soon!
**[01:46] ---**
That is something to look forward to!
**[01:48] ---**
You can go cherry blossom viewing,
have picnics...
**[01:50] ---**
There's a lot of fun stuff to do this season!
**[01:54] ---**
Everyone will be so excited
when spring comes!
**[01:56] ---**
Gero?
**[01:57] ---**
Kero-chan and the rest will be surprised, too!
**[02:00] ---**
"Haru"... spring?
***SIGN*** Codename:
HARU
(Spring)
**[02:05] ---**
Codename: Haru?
**[02:07] ---**
It seems "Haru" will be
coming to the Hinata house.
**[02:11] ---**
Does that not mean the season of spring?
**[02:14] ---**
No.
***SIGN*** Codename:
HARU
(Spring)
**[02:15] ---**
I'm not so foolish to make such a mistake.
**[02:18] ---**
If it referred to the season,
**[02:20] ---**
Lady Mom wouldn't bother to
call the Admiral just for that.
**[02:24] ---**
Come to think of it,
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[02:26] ---**
Natsumi seemed to be in unusually high spirits
when she went out shopping for ingredients.
**[02:32] ---**
Fuyuki-dono, too,
**[02:33] ---**
was searching through his clothes
for something nice to wear.
**[02:37] ---**
There can be no doubt.
**[02:39] ---**
They are preparing to greet Codename: Haru!
***SIGN*** Codename:
HARU
(Spring)
**[02:42] ---**
That said, what kind of person
is this "Haru"?
**[02:46] ---**
We should extrapolate from the
strength of Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom Aki.
***SIGN*** Aki (Autumn)
***SIGN*** Admiral
**[02:50] ---**
If this person is higher in rank than the Admiral...
that would be the Commander-in-chief.
***SIGN*** Commander-in-chief
***SIGN*** Codename:
HARU
(Spring)
**[02:53] ---**
In any event,
**[02:54] ---**
this Pekoponian is surely one who possesses
considerable destructive capability!
**[03:00] ---**
Haru, of the Hinata family, huh...
**[03:04] ---**
Could it possibly be...
**[03:07] ---**
...this guy?
**[03:12] ---**
Intruder in the base!
**[03:14] ---**
Heading this way!
**[03:15] ---**
Or, like, headlong sprinting?
**[03:17] ---**
Is it Codename: Haru?!
**[03:19] ---**
The attack is already upon us?!
**[03:23] ---**
I thought this might happen,
and I have already taken measures!
**[03:26] ---**
Huh?
**[03:27] ---**
Activate Anti-"Haru" Intercept System!
***SIGN*** Minefields
**[03:33] ---**
Minefields!
***SIGN*** Booby Traps
**[03:36] ---**
Booby traps!
***SIGN*** Do Not Cross
This Bridge
Keron'ya
***SIGN*** Tonchi
**[03:41] ---**
Tonchi.
**[03:42] ---**
How is that an intercept system?!
**[03:44] ---**
But I'm scared to face the threat head-on!
**[03:46] ---**
What if he doesn't hold back against me?!
**[03:49] ---**
The intruder is approaching,
not even paying attention to the traps!
**[03:52] ---**
Gero?
**[03:52] ---**
They'll be here in the
command room any moment!
**[03:56] ---**
It can't be...
**[03:59] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[04:00] ---**
You used my completely full stamp card
without asking again, didn't you?!
**[04:09] ---**
Well, uh, let me explain...
**[04:10] ---**
We were trying to intercept Haru, and...
**[04:13] ---**
Do what?!
**[04:15] ---**
Gero!!
**[04:18] ---**
Oh, Sarge.
**[04:19] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[04:21] ---**
"Haru" is the season of spring.
**[04:23] ---**
Oh, that's all?
**[04:25] ---**
I mean, Lady Natsumi, you went out
to buy food to greet Haru.
**[04:28] ---**
And Master Fuyuki, you were
choosing clothes to greet Haru.
**[04:31] ---**
I was buying food for the
cherry blossom viewing.
**[04:33] ---**
And I was changing my wardrobe for spring,
putting away my winter stuff.
**[04:37] ---**
I-Is that so, sir?
**[04:39] ---**
That's a relief, sir!
**[04:44] ---**
And so the disturbance over spring
appeared to have been put to bed.
**[04:50] ---**
However, at this time,
**[04:52] ---**
no one had yet noticed that something even
more terrifying was closing in on Earth.
**[05:06] ---**
It began with a single letter.
**[05:09] ---**
Uncle... This arrived from HQ.
**[05:12] ---**
Or, like, postal express?
**[05:14] ---**
Gero?
**[05:16] ---**
What could this be, sir?
**[05:20] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[05:22] ---**
You're inviting us to Planet Keron?!
**[05:25] ---**
Yes!
**[05:26] ---**
I was very surprised to see an
invitation come from HQ, sir!
**[05:30] ---**
Can I invite Momocchi, too?
**[05:33] ---**
I would be most pleased if Koyuki-dono
could also accompany us.
**[05:36] ---**
Of course, sir!
**[05:37] ---**
I'm sure everyone would be
very pleased to see you, sir!
**[05:41] ---**
I wonder what kind of place
Planet Keron is!
**[05:43] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki!
**[05:45] ---**
Don't just be thoughtlessly happy about this!
**[05:47] ---**
These guys are invaders, remember?
**[05:51] ---**
They're invaders, but they're friends!
**[05:55] ---**
Even so!
**[05:56] ---**
It's not necessarily the case that
everyone on Keron thinks the same way.
**[06:01] ---**
Natsumi is exactly right.
**[06:02] ---**
Gero?
**[06:03] ---**
I have no idea what HQ
is thinking this time.
**[06:06] ---**
You should be cautious.
**[06:10] ---**
Looks like we agree for once.
**[06:12] ---**
Does seem like there's something behind this.
**[06:14] ---**
I smell trouble.
**[06:17] ---**
C-Come on, guys,
what are you all talking about?
**[06:20] ---**
You're overthinking it, sir!
**[06:22] ---**
It's spring break!
**[06:24] ---**
Now's the perfect time for us all to
have fun visiting Keron together, sir!
**[06:29] ---**
Well, that's what the commander said.
**[06:32] ---**
How about you?
**[06:33] ---**
Why not?
**[06:35] ---**
Let's all go.
**[06:37] ---**
If this was an anime, that'd be
like a movie special or something!
**[06:41] ---**
Even the trouble we'd get into sounds fun.
**[06:43] ---**
Guess so.
**[06:46] ---**
You're taking us to Keron?
**[06:49] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's coming too, right?!
**[06:51] ---**
Yes! Yes!
**[06:52] ---**
Oh, cra—
**[06:53] ---**
What shall we do?!
**[06:54] ---**
In that case, I insist that we, too,
accompany you.
**[06:58] ---**
Of course all of you can come as a group...
**[07:02] ---**
Wow... your homeland...
**[07:05] ---**
I would dearly love for you
to see it too, Koyuki-dono.
**[07:08] ---**
It is a beautiful planet in
a different way from Pekopon.
**[07:15] ---**
Hey.
**[07:16] ---**
Gero?
**[07:17] ---**
Is the secret base on the empty lot,
where you used to play, still there?
**[07:21] ---**
Who knows, sir?
**[07:24] ---**
That area has changed
quite a lot, I hear, sir.
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[07:28] ---**
Ah, but I have a lot of other places
I'd like you and Lady Natsumi to see, sir!
**[07:33] ---**
No one's said we're going yet.
**[07:36] ---**
Sis...
**[07:37] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[07:38] ---**
Say that while you still can.
**[07:42] ---**
Will you still be able to
resist after you see... this?!
***SIGN*** Planet Keron Travel Handbook
**[07:47] ---**
Ta-da!
**[07:49] ---**
It's the Planet Keron Travel Handbook
I made myself, ma'am!
**[07:53] ---**
Huh?
**[07:54] ---**
Like a school trip!
***SIGN*** From the famous tourist spots to those great
hidden-away places only select Keronians know about!
**[07:56] ---**
From the famous tourist spots,
**[07:58] ---**
to those great hidden-away places
only select Keronians know about!
**[08:01] ---**
Recommended souvenirs,
and the things Keron is known for!
**[08:05] ---**
That sounds so cool!
**[08:06] ---**
Doesn't it?!
**[08:07] ---**
Come on, Lady Natsumi! Look, look!
**[08:10] ---**
I even have my house on here, ma'am.
**[08:13] ---**
And this is Giroro's house.
**[08:15] ---**
And Dororo's house!
**[08:16] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[08:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki, would you
sleep over in my room?
**[08:19] ---**
I can?! Really?
**[08:21] ---**
Okay okay!
**[08:22] ---**
And, uh...
**[08:23] ---**
Lady Natsumi, why don't you stay at Giroro's?
**[08:25] ---**
Huh?
**[08:27] ---**
Hey, Giroro,
**[08:28] ---**
you have a spare futon
for Lady Natsumi, right?
**[08:31] ---**
I have plenty of futons
I could spare for Natsumi—
**[08:34] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[08:35] ---**
No, I don't!
**[08:36] ---**
None, none, none!
**[08:38] ---**
Hey, Sarge,
**[08:39] ---**
does Keron also have Keronian ruins
and OOParts and stuff?
**[08:43] ---**
It certainly does!
**[08:44] ---**
Lots of them, sir!
***SIGN*** Kan'ichi Omiiya Ruins
**[08:45] ---**
For example, the Kan'ichi Omiiya Ruins here.
***SIGN*** Planet Keron Travel Handbook
**[08:48] ---**
They say that couples who confess here...
**[08:50] ---**
...will be bound together forever!
**[08:52] ---**
I'd love to go there...
**[08:54] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[08:56] ---**
I heard about it from Dororo!
**[08:58] ---**
Natsumi-san, let's go to the
Kan'ichi Omiiya Ruins together, you and me!
**[09:02] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan...
**[09:03] ---**
You're all welcome, sir!
**[09:06] ---**
So... please? Please?
**[09:08] ---**
Don't be stubborn, Lady Natsumi.
**[09:10] ---**
I'm not being stubborn.
**[09:13] ---**
Anyway, we can't decide on our own
without asking Mom first, right?
**[09:17] ---**
I'm sure Mom will say yes.
***SIGN*** YES!!
**[09:19] ---**
She was saying she'll be able to take a
long break for the first time in a while.
***SIGN*** YAHOO!!
**[09:23] ---**
I think she'll be able to come with us.
**[09:25] ---**
Seriously?!
**[09:26] ---**
Yahoo!
**[09:27] ---**
H-Hold on, it's still not
set in stone, you know...
**[09:31] ---**
It might as well be, ma'am!
**[09:34] ---**
S-See you, then!
**[09:35] ---**
See you!
**[09:36] ---**
We're all meeting up
Sunday at 10 a.m., ma'am!
**[09:40] ---**
Everyone go to Keron, sir!
**[09:49] ---**
Tch. Knew it.
***SIGN*** Planet Keron Travel Handbook
**[09:51] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[09:53] ---**
You did mention it to Master Saburo, right?
**[09:55] ---**
We've got bigger problems.
**[09:57] ---**
Check this out.
**[09:59] ---**
The Keron Army combat mothership, *Grand Star?*
**[10:02] ---**
Has the whole Keron Army come
to collect the Hinata family?
**[10:05] ---**
Not hardly!
**[10:06] ---**
They're coming for a full-scale
attack on Pekopon.
**[10:09] ---**
What?!
**[10:10] ---**
But HQ...
**[10:11] ---**
...said to invite the whole
Hinata family to Planet Keron...
**[10:15] ---**
That's just a pretext. They want the
Pekoponians who are obstructing the invasion
**[10:19] ---**
brought to Keron,
where they can be eliminated.
***SIGN*** Planet Keron Travel Handbook
**[10:22] ---**
And once they're gone, they'll launch
a full-scale attack. *That's* the plan.
**[10:29] ---**
N-No way...
***SIGN*** Planet Keron Travel Handbook
**[10:57] ---**
Supreme Commander.
**[11:00] ---**
We are receiving a communication
from Sergeant Keroro.
**[11:03] ---**
Let DK-666 handle it.
**[11:05] ---**
Understood.
**[11:07] ---**
*Grand Star*!
**[11:08] ---**
Respond, sir!
**[11:10] ---**
*Grand Star*!
**[11:11] ---**
In place of the Supreme Commander,
**[11:14] ---**
I, Invasion System DK-666,
will handle your communication.
**[11:17] ---**
DK-666?
**[11:20] ---**
Well, this is gonna be frustrating.
**[11:23] ---**
Programmed by making use of the adverse legacy
of the ancient Keronian Army,
**[11:27] ---**
it's the very latest and strongest
invasion system we have, apparently.
**[11:32] ---**
DK-666.
**[11:34] ---**
Our platoon has not been informed of
anything regarding this operation.
**[11:39] ---**
I cannot accept this, sir!
**[11:41] ---**
This is an order.
**[11:43] ---**
Keroro Platoon, escort the Pekoponians
obstructing the invasion
**[11:46] ---**
back to our home planet immediately.
**[11:49] ---**
I can't trick them into coming with us, sir!
**[11:53] ---**
If you cannot obey these orders,
**[11:55] ---**
the Hinata house will be the
first target of our attack.
**[11:59] ---**
N-No!
**[12:02] ---**
Huh?!
**[12:03] ---**
Big trouble!
**[12:04] ---**
All systems down!
**[12:06] ---**
Kululu!
**[12:07] ---**
Blast it...
**[12:08] ---**
They did this.
**[12:09] ---**
What?!
**[12:11] ---**
We have shut down your base
and all its features.
**[12:14] ---**
Uncle! I'll—
**[12:16] ---**
Gero?
**[12:24] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[12:25] ---**
Angol Mois has also been dealt with.
**[12:28] ---**
Neutralization is now complete.
**[12:33] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[12:35] ---**
Honestly!
**[12:36] ---**
What's all this about?
**[12:38] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Lady Natsumi!
**[12:40] ---**
I will say it once more.
**[12:41] ---**
Gero.
**[12:42] ---**
Escort the Pekoponians obstructing the
invasion back to our home planet Keron.
**[12:48] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[12:49] ---**
I knew you were—
**[12:50] ---**
N-No, ma'am!
**[12:52] ---**
I hadn't been told any of this!
HQ just decided—
**[12:55] ---**
If you cannot obey these orders,
**[12:57] ---**
we will end this communication.
**[13:00] ---**
Then, after 24 hours, we will commence
an attack against the Hinata house.
**[13:04] ---**
Attack?!
**[13:05] ---**
I won't let you do that, sir!
**[13:09] ---**
What's going on?!
**[13:10] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:11] ---**
With our base like this, we're powerless.
**[13:13] ---**
What should we do, my honorable leader?
**[13:15] ---**
Maybe if we asked Momocchi, we could—
**[13:17] ---**
The Nishizawa family wouldn't last
even a second against the Keronian fleet.
**[13:24] ---**
Platoon, this is an order.
**[13:27] ---**
Henceforth, our Keroro Platoon...
**[13:30] ---**
...will become the Pekopon...
no, the *Earth* Defense Force, sir!
**[13:38] ---**
Understood!
**[13:54] ---**
I'm surprised the Kero Ball
works with the household electricity.
**[13:58] ---**
Now I should be able to transport myself
onto the *Grand Star,* at least.
**[14:03] ---**
How do you plan to fight alone,
when you don't even have any weapons?
**[14:06] ---**
I won't fight.
**[14:08] ---**
I'll persuade them with words, ma'am!
**[14:14] ---**
Master Fuyuki, the transporter button!
**[14:15] ---**
Roger.
**[14:17] ---**
Take care.
**[14:23] ---**
I'll be right back, s—
**[14:26] ---**
Gero!!
**[14:31] ---**
Noooooo!
**[14:35] ---**
Wait, stop stop!
**[14:37] ---**
I didn't want this, I wanted that
teleporter that just goes zap!
**[14:44] ---**
Gero!
**[14:51] ---**
Gero!
**[14:54] ---**
Teleportation complete.
**[14:57] ---**
Gero, ah—
**[15:04] ---**
Sergeant Keroro.
**[15:05] ---**
Gero?
**[15:09] ---**
What could a traitor who has sold out
to Pekopon possibly have to say to us?
**[15:18] ---**
DK-666.
**[15:20] ---**
Are you sure?
**[15:22] ---**
It is of no consequence. Let him speak.
**[15:25] ---**
I haven't defected, sir!
**[15:27] ---**
I want you to trust me, sir!
**[15:29] ---**
I want you to continue to leave
the invasion of Pekopon to my platoon!
**[15:34] ---**
Of the operations thus far
conducted by the Keroro Platoon,
**[15:37] ---**
have *any* succeeded?
**[15:39] ---**
P-Pekopon is just that strong, sir!
**[15:42] ---**
That's why you can't just use force and let your
military do the talking like you're trying to do.
**[15:47] ---**
It needs to be a more
intellectual operation—
**[15:51] ---**
For example?
**[15:52] ---**
Well...
**[15:53] ---**
Like invading while they're in pain after banging
their little toes on the corner of cabinets...
**[15:58] ---**
Or invading while they need to sneeze but can't
quite get it out and are like, "Ahhh, ahhh..."
**[16:03] ---**
Those are not intellectual.
**[16:05] ---**
They are just stupid things
that happen to everyone.
***SIGN*** Wha?
**[16:09] ---**
Sarge...
**[16:10] ---**
Well, call them stupid if you want, but...
**[16:13] ---**
...that's the way we do things, sir, so...
**[16:16] ---**
Prevaricating with poorly-imagined
invasion plans,
**[16:19] ---**
and spending your days idly
in the Hinata house,
**[16:22] ---**
is the way you do things, is it?
**[16:26] ---**
S-So what if it is?
**[16:30] ---**
I mean... that's the fun of it!
**[16:33] ---**
That's how we've spent our time on Pekopon!
**[16:37] ---**
That's... That's the way we do things!
**[16:44] ---**
Like, what do *you* know, huh?!
**[16:47] ---**
About adventuring all over
with Master Fuyuki,
**[16:49] ---**
being told off by Lady Natsumi,
**[16:51] ---**
bunking off your chores,
**[16:52] ---**
making Gundam models,
**[16:54] ---**
getting an allowance,
**[16:56] ---**
making the bath all sparkly
and getting thanked...
**[16:58] ---**
what does a stupid invasion system like you,
**[17:00] ---**
and all the people who think they're so big and
clever back on Keron, know about all of that, huh?!
**[17:04] ---**
Don't you talk down to me!
**[17:06] ---**
We just want to keep on...
**[17:11] ---**
...being with Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi,
**[17:13] ---**
with the people of the Hinata family,
**[17:14] ---**
and with everyone else on Pekopon.
**[17:17] ---**
We just want to stay together!!
**[17:25] ---**
I love Pekopon!
**[17:27] ---**
And there are still so many
Gundam models coming out!
**[17:30] ---**
And I wanna see *Kikurage-san,* too!
**[17:34] ---**
He calls this persuasion?
**[17:36] ---**
I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!
**[17:37] ---**
No, this is now...
**[17:40] ---**
...just a tantrum.
**[17:42] ---**
I fell in love with Pekopon, okay?!
And everyone on it!
**[17:47] ---**
I couldn't help it!!
**[17:47] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[17:50] ---**
I'll go, too.
**[17:53] ---**
Fuyuki?
**[17:57] ---**
And... And... And...
**[17:59] ---**
Starfruit! And instant dumplings!
**[18:01] ---**
And even WcDonalds fries!
**[18:05] ---**
Sarge.
**[18:06] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki?
**[18:09] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki.
**[18:11] ---**
Why have you come here?
**[18:12] ---**
Please turn back immediately.
**[18:15] ---**
The way Sarge and the others
decided to do things isn't wrong.
**[18:17] ---**
No, they make nothing but wrong decisions.
**[18:20] ---**
That's not true.
**[18:22] ---**
We're the proof.
**[18:24] ---**
Our Hinata house...
**[18:26] ---**
...has already been fully invaded!
**[18:31] ---**
Master... Fuyuki...
**[18:35] ---**
I mean... they came to invade us,
**[18:38] ---**
and look at how we well we get along now!
**[18:42] ---**
We became friends,
**[18:44] ---**
and every day is so much fun.
**[18:47] ---**
I just want every day
to keep going on like this.
**[18:53] ---**
And...
**[18:55] ---**
And Sarge and the rest think
exactly the same thing.
**[19:00] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[19:01] ---**
It's the invasion
that's made us feel this way!
**[19:05] ---**
It's because the Keroro Platoon
finished their invasion!
**[19:12] ---**
Continuing this further is a waste of time.
**[19:16] ---**
All members of the Keroro Platoon
will be demoted.
**[19:19] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki will be erased.
**[19:26] ---**
This is quite interesting.
**[19:28] ---**
Gero?
**[19:29] ---**
If that invasion method really is effective,
**[19:33] ---**
it is worth verifying.
**[19:37] ---**
Supreme Commander!
**[19:41] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
**[19:42] ---**
Sir!
**[19:43] ---**
We leave you in charge of
the invasion of Pekopon.
**[19:51] ---**
Understood, sir!
**[20:01] ---**
Gero...
**[20:03] ---**
And so, for the time being,
Earth's greatest crisis subsided.
**[20:17] ---**
Well!
**[20:18] ---**
I never thought you would be the one to
declare our invasion complete, Master Fuyuki!
**[20:23] ---**
I was really into it.
**[20:25] ---**
This means the Hinata house is now
completely under our invasion!
**[20:30] ---**
Gero?
**[20:31] ---**
Who's under your invasion?
**[20:33] ---**
U-Uh... that's...
**[20:35] ---**
Hello!
**[20:36] ---**
Gero?
**[20:37] ---**
Thank you for your invitation!
**[20:39] ---**
I made so many rice balls!
**[20:42] ---**
Let us hurry up and start
the cherry blossom viewing!
**[20:45] ---**
Well, then...
**[20:46] ---**
One cherry tree in full bloom!
**[20:59] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[21:00] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[21:06] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[21:07] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[21:13] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[21:16] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[21:21] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[21:25] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[21:29] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[21:32] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[21:40] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the station
was actually fifteen!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[22:24] ---**
Or, like, extra minutes?
**[22:27] ---**
I hope one day, not just we,
**[22:30] ---**
but all Earthlings and Keronians,
**[22:31] ---**
can all be friends together.
**[22:36] ---**
When that happens, let's all go
to visit Keron for real, sir!
**[22:41] ---**
Yeah!
**[22:44] ---**
And when that happens...
**[22:46] ---**
...Haru will come, too.
**[22:47] ---**
Gero?
**[22:50] ---**
Haru?
**[22:53] ---**
He should be back any time now.
**[23:00] ---**
Oh!
**[23:07] ---**
Welcome home!
**[23:11] ---**
Hinata Family: Haru Returns, Sir!
***SIGN*** Note) Anti-barriers in operation
**[23:21] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:23] ---**
I've finally put together a
perfect Pekopon invasion plan!
**[23:26] ---**
The keywords are "me"! And "the world," sir!
**[23:29] ---**
Prepare yourselves, Pekoponians!
**[23:31] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:33] ---**
A job well done, everyone!
**[23:35] ---**
"Keroro: The World's Sergeant Keroro, Sir!"
**[23:39] ---**
"Keroro: Keron Army Style
XKERsion Revealed, Sir!"
**[23:42] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:44] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E358 - Keroro: The World's Sergeant Keroro, Sir! / Keroro: Keron Army Style XKERsion Revealed, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWZQK/keroro-the-worlds-sergeant-keroro-sir--keroro-keron-army-style-xkersion-revealed-sir)
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**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Warera no uchuu wa charaporattekeero
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Our universe is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa hitoyasumi Mendoku-sei na
**[00:11] [SONG] ---**
First we start by taking a break.
Can't-be-bothered planet!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Indo-jin wa tonari de charaporattekeero
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Next to me, an Indian is charaporatte-kero!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Konya mo karee da ze~ Mendoku-sei na
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
We've got curry again tonight!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Kaasan genki de rusu ga ii
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
A good mother is healthy and absent.
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no o-kome wa aru dente desuu~
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Today's rice is al dente!
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Kibun shidai de wari to
iu koto ga chigatte'ru
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
What you say
depends a lot on how you're feeling.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni saseroo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Let me do what I waaant!
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Nani ga waruii
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
What's wrong with that?
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tesuto mo jugyou mo charaporattekeero
**[00:36] [SONG] ---**
Tests and classes are charaporatte-kero!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Mikkago ni honki dase
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Do your best three days after the fact!
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
Mirai wa akaruku charaporattekeero
**[00:48] [SONG] ---**
The future is brightly charaporatte-kero!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Asa kara hirune de arimasu Mendoku-sei na
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
I've got a nap first thing in the morning, sir!
Can't be bothered.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Shingou kiiro da muri sun na
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
The lights are yellow.
Don't overdo it!
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Ganbaranai iro tte nanka ii ssu ne
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
The color of not really trying...
that's kinda nice!
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Kaze ga fuitara chikoku
ame ga futtara yasumi
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
If it blows, you'll be late.
If it rains, you'll get the day off.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Uso mo houben Chigai houken
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes you need to lie.
Here, your laws don't apply!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa mawaru ze charaporattekeero
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The Earth is spinning! Charaporatte-kero!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
How long is this going on for?!
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsu made tsuzuku n' da!?
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Huge thanks for being a hard worker!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Hatarakimono de do-kurou-san
**[01:31] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog!
**[01:33] ---**
Gero!
**[01:33] ---**
You skipped your chores again yesterday!
**[01:35] ---**
Get on with it already, this instant!
**[01:36] ---**
And that obnoxious warden's voice
barking out orders
**[01:38] ---**
is how my day begins.
**[01:40] ---**
Okay, okay, I'll do it right now!
**[01:42] ---**
Doing it!
**[01:44] ---**
Excuse me! Don't run in the house!
**[01:49] ---**
My days...
**[01:51] ---**
Hobbies...
**[01:52] ---**
DIY...
***SIGN*** Stand on, Pekopon!
**[01:54] ---**
Invasion...
**[01:56] ---**
Online shopping...
**[01:57] ---**
Onine games...
***SIGN*** Crushed...
**[01:59] ---**
Health management...
**[02:02] ---**
Truly the stereotypical
swamped modern worker.
***SIGN*** Worn out
**[02:07] ---**
Hey! Are we gonna get the invasion mee—
**[02:08] ---**
Sorry. Already dead today.
***SIGN*** I thought
**[02:12] ---**
I thought...
**[02:15] ---**
If only there were many "me"s.
**[02:21] ---**
Keroro: The World's Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
**[02:28] ---**
What do you think, ma'am?
**[02:30] ---**
I don't quite get what you mean.
**[02:32] ---**
I came to a realization.
**[02:34] ---**
This planet...
**[02:36] ---**
...is surprisingly big.
**[02:38] ---**
We won't get anywhere like this, no matter
how many years this invasion goes on!
**[02:42] ---**
Lady Mois, how many nations
are there on this planet, ma'am?
**[02:46] ---**
W-Well,
**[02:47] ---**
about 200, give or take.
**[02:51] ---**
Of course the odds are stacked
against me if it's 200-on-1.
**[02:54] ---**
But we can't exactly make more of you...
**[03:01] ---**
One week later.
**[03:02] ---**
Stupid frog! Snack time!
**[03:04] ---**
Looks like he's not here.
**[03:06] ---**
Today, as well?
**[03:09] ---**
Perhaps he gave up on the
invasion and pulled out?
**[03:13] ---**
Peace returns to Earth!
**[03:15] ---**
Don't say crap like that.
**[03:16] ---**
Not gonna happen.
**[03:18] ---**
I know.
**[03:20] ---**
Giroro, you want some snacks instead?
**[03:22] ---**
N-No!
**[03:25] ---**
A-Actually, yes.
**[03:27] ---**
Make up your mind...
**[03:33] ---**
Hey!
**[03:33] ---**
Are you messing with me?!
**[03:35] ---**
Huh? What?
**[03:42] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[03:45] ---**
Where in blazes have you been?!
**[03:48] ---**
What's that moustache for?!
**[03:50] ---**
My apologies.
**[03:51] ---**
The long trip left me quite hungry.
**[03:54] ---**
I surrendered myself to the flow
of the eternal Ganges,
**[03:57] ---**
and though the view part way was a touch
overwhelming for me, I am now back.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro of India
**[04:02] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro of India. Namaste.
**[04:05] ---**
India?
**[04:06] ---**
You went to India?
**[04:08] ---**
Y-You dumbo...
**[04:10] ---**
Yoga?
**[04:11] ---**
You neglected the platoon for an entire week,
**[04:13] ---**
while you went on a leisurely trip abroad?!
**[04:16] ---**
Go, go, go, go, gogogogogo!
**[04:18] ---**
Touchdown!
**[04:21] ---**
KO!
**[04:23] ---**
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro... in America
**[04:26] ---**
America's Sergeant Keroro!
**[04:29] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[04:33] ---**
I was hammering down Route 66 on my
Harley-Davidson while suing the cops.
**[04:40] ---**
Th-The stupid frog...
**[04:42] ---**
Th-There are two of him?
**[04:45] ---**
What is with all this fuss?
**[04:46] ---**
Let me cause some fuss, too!
**[04:48] ---**
Whoa! Two Mr. Sergeants?
**[04:50] ---**
And they look so international!
**[04:54] ---**
Pretty well made, but...
**[04:59] ---**
You jerks, you think you
can pass as Mr. Sergeant?!
**[05:02] ---**
What a joke!
**[05:11] ---**
I can take you!
***SIGN*** Oolong Tea
**[05:20] ---**
Tea!!
**[05:25] ---**
Tama...
**[05:27] ---**
Sorry, sorry! Took me a while to get here!
**[05:30] ---**
The Great Wall is longer than I thought!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro of China
**[05:33] ---**
Sergeant Keroro of China.
**[05:35] ---**
I-Is that Sarge, too?
**[05:37] ---**
There are more and more of them.
**[05:44] ---**
Th-Three Keroros?
**[05:47] ---**
What kind of miracle is this?
**[05:50] ---**
Looks like we've got a
good gathering now, sir.
**[05:53] ---**
A-Another Sarge?
**[05:56] ---**
This time it is the unflavored
Mr. Sergeant we are all familiar with!
**[06:00] ---**
Gero?
**[06:01] ---**
What's going on here?!
***SIGN*** Ooh! Ooh!
Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[06:03] ---**
Is this some kind of space
biotechnology or something?!
**[06:06] ---**
Well... kinda.
**[06:08] ---**
Kinda?
**[06:11] ---**
Thus far,
**[06:13] ---**
I have been too hung up with
this small little Hinata house, ma'am.
**[06:16] ---**
From now on, it'll be the...
**[06:17] ---**
...WORLD!
**[06:19] ---**
Now, let's go, us!
**[06:21] ---**
Tell me your stories of foreign lands!
**[06:23] ---**
Aiaiya!
**[06:24] ---**
Okay! C'mon!
**[06:26] ---**
Namaste!
**[06:27] ---**
Foreign lands?
**[06:29] ---**
What are they planning to do?
**[06:33] ---**
Nice going, Commander.
**[06:35] ---**
Looks like you started something
interesting again.
**[06:37] ---**
But without me...
**[06:38] ---**
Hmph. This level of stunt...
**[06:41] ---**
...is easily accomplished with
my connections and diplomatic ability.
**[06:45] ---**
It wasn't worth paying you
your 1,000 yen for, sir!
***SIGN*** Ticked off
**[06:49] ---**
That so?
**[06:50] ---**
I did not know you could do
something like this on your own!
**[06:52] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:55] ---**
I don't care for this.
**[06:56] ---**
Did I really make the correct decision?
**[07:01] ---**
Diplomacy.
***SIGN*** Connection
***SIGN*** Diplomatic Ability
**[07:02] ---**
Please!
**[07:03] ---**
Teach me your clone jutsu in a week!
**[07:05] ---**
But... ninjutsu is not something that can be
learned in just one morning or evening...
**[07:09] ---**
Please... There must be some way, come on...
**[07:11] ---**
Ah, so that's what happened.
**[07:11] ---**
You know how capable I think you are!
**[07:14] ---**
He wore me down,
and I ended up teaching him.
**[07:17] ---**
Achoooo!
**[07:18] ---**
Oh! Kung-fu action!
**[07:20] ---**
Awesome!
**[07:21] ---**
Ahhh! Uncles everywhere!
**[07:22] ---**
Want some rice?
**[07:23] ---**
Want a naan?
**[07:24] ---**
What a happy sight!
**[07:24] ---**
Pizza?
**[07:26] ---**
Or, like, lavish banquet?
**[07:27] ---**
Or, like, evil spirits?
**[07:31] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:32] ---**
Yes?
**[07:33] ---**
The rest of you are coming back, too,
one after the other.
**[07:36] ---**
The operation can begin as soon as tomorrow.
**[07:39] ---**
Mm. From now on, I will target the globe.
***SIGN*** It is the dawn of a new era, sir!
**[07:43] ---**
It is the dawn of a new era, sir!
**[07:46] ---**
And...
**[07:49] ---**
Excuse me!
***SIGN*** America
**[07:50] ---**
Don't mess up other people's rooms!
**[07:52] ---**
Freedom! Freedom!
**[07:55] ---**
Wow! There are supernatural
phenomena in my room!
***SIGN*** Chile
**[07:58] ---**
This is... what can I say...
but I'm so happy!
**[08:01] ---**
Iorana!
***SIGN*** Switzerland
**[08:05] ---**
Come, come, please, you are quite welcome.
**[08:08] ---**
We are a neutral country.
**[08:10] ---**
Would you like some delicious
bread and cheese?
**[08:12] ---**
And some warm soup?
***SIGN*** Egypt
**[08:16] ---**
You are in the way!
**[08:17] ---**
I wanna sit there!
***SIGN*** India
**[08:21] ---**
I have a happy announcement for you.
**[08:23] ---**
Your curry is a *real* curry.
***SIGN*** China
**[08:27] ---**
The hallway!
**[08:29] ---**
Noo!
**[08:30] ---**
Want some curry?
**[08:31] ---**
Oh!
**[08:32] ---**
You are a friend!
**[08:35] ---**
Wanna hamburger?
***SIGN*** Thud
**[08:37] ---**
I can't deal with this!
***SIGN*** Slam!
***SIGN*** Thud
***SIGN*** Slam!
**[08:40] ---**
We have total control over the Hinata house.
**[08:42] ---**
It's a great success, Uncle!
**[08:44] ---**
The dry run was a success.
**[08:46] ---**
Looks like the effectiveness of this
operation has been proven, ma'am.
**[08:50] ---**
All you "me"s...
**[08:52] ---**
If you all do your own invasions,
I'm sure you can win!
**[08:55] ---**
Show the world my invasion, sir!
**[09:04] ---**
To the world!
**[09:08] ---**
One more week later.
**[09:10] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[09:12] ---**
How am I getting along, ma'am?
**[09:14] ---**
I think the invasion should be about d—
**[09:17] ---**
Gero?
**[09:18] ---**
The Uncles around the world are...
***SIGN*** America
**[09:25] ---**
Get your butt in gear!
**[09:26] ---**
I'm not slowing down for ya!
***SIGN*** Chile
**[09:30] ---**
How long are you gonna
make our customers wait?
**[09:32] ---**
And do it neater!!
**[09:34] ---**
I'm so sorry.
***SIGN*** India
**[09:37] ---**
What's with this source?
**[09:39] ---**
This kind of logic is unacceptable nowadays.
**[09:41] ---**
N-Namaste...
***SIGN*** China
**[09:44] ---**
Gero.
**[09:45] ---**
Yes!
**[09:46] ---**
Help... me...
***SIGN*** Switzerland
**[09:49] ---**
Wait!
**[09:51] ---**
You're not getting any bread or soup
until you bring all the goats back, got it?!
**[09:55] ---**
She's become a monster!
***SIGN*** Egypt
**[09:58] ---**
Gero!
**[09:59] ---**
Stop making stupid Gundam models,
**[10:01] ---**
and hurry up with building the pyramid!!
**[10:03] ---**
So harsh!!
**[10:05] ---**
They're all being told off by Natchi-san-type
people all over the world.
**[10:10] ---**
That about sums it up.
**[10:12] ---**
They do not have us, either.
**[10:14] ---**
All is as it should be.
**[10:17] ---**
In the end, peace came back
right away, didn't it?
**[10:20] ---**
Sarge on his own is no problem,
as long as Sis is there.
**[10:23] ---**
Don't make it sound so easy.
**[10:25] ---**
He's really hard work, you know?
**[10:27] ---**
Even if the Earth was overrun
by Sergeant Keroros,
**[10:30] ---**
the invasion might not get anywhere at all.
**[10:34] ---**
No idea why!
**[10:39] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[10:40] ---**
Here you go.
**[10:41] ---**
What's this?
**[10:42] ---**
Isn't it obvious? You've got
an excursion tomorrow, right?
**[10:46] ---**
There's no need to go that far.
**[10:48] ---**
It doesn't really make any difference...
**[10:50] ---**
What?!
**[10:51] ---**
Cheeky boy.
**[10:53] ---**
You used to make such a fuss over it.
**[10:55] ---**
D-Did I?
**[10:57] ---**
Just attach it already.
**[10:59] ---**
Nothing's better than a nice clear day!
**[11:01] ---**
Fine...
**[11:02] ---**
Here's your towel...
and your handkerchief... and...
**[11:04] ---**
What?!
**[11:06] ---**
Y-You... must be joking...
**[11:08] ---**
Yes.
**[11:09] ---**
You must have misheard it!
**[11:11] ---**
No. Lady Natsumi said it loud and clear.
**[11:15] ---**
"XKERsion."
**[11:20] ---**
Keroro: Keron Army Style
XKERsion Revealed, Sir!
**[11:26] ---**
X...
**[11:27] ---**
...KERsion...
**[11:28] ---**
XKERsion...
**[11:29] ---**
In other words,
***SIGN*** XKERsion X(Cross)-country Keep-fit Endurance Readiness Invasion
**[11:30] ---**
X(Cross)-country Keep-fit
Endurance Readiness Invasion.
**[11:37] ---**
I am so cold, Mr. Sergeant...
**[11:40] ---**
Stay the course, Private Tamama!
**[11:43] ---**
I... can't go on...
**[11:46] ---**
Good moaning!
**[11:48] ---**
You'll die if you sleep out here!
**[11:50] ---**
Jon...te...
**[11:53] ---**
No!
**[11:54] ---**
That impact is going to break the ice seal!
**[12:00] ---**
Sergeant...
**[12:04] ---**
Keroro...
**[12:05] ---**
Have you... lost weight, you dumbo?
**[12:09] ---**
I'm on a good diet.
**[12:11] ---**
I'll tell you later...
**[12:14] ---**
Ugh... I'm feeling dizzy...
**[12:15] ---**
Uncle! Please, fight it!
**[12:19] ---**
One of the most brutal training exercises
the Keron Army has to offer.
**[12:23] ---**
The XKERsion.
**[12:24] ---**
Why would a Pekoponian do that?
**[12:26] ---**
They normally masquerade as living
a completely ordinary life...
**[12:29] ---**
But in order to oppose us,
**[12:31] ---**
they have been secretly building
their military strength!
**[12:34] ---**
Private Tamama! Corporal Giroro!
**[12:38] ---**
We cannot allow ourselves to fall
behind the Pekoponians, sir!
**[12:41] ---**
Uncle...
**[12:42] ---**
Our Cross-country Keep-fit
Endurance Readiness Invasion...
**[12:45] ---**
...will commence tomorrow!
**[12:46] ---**
We set off tomorrow morning!
**[12:51] ---**
Make sure you all prepare everything
you need! That will be all, sir!
**[12:56] ---**
Hey, good for you guys!
**[12:58] ---**
Not often the Commander's the one
to suggest training exercises.
**[13:02] ---**
I'm not a combat soldier, though, so, y'know.
**[13:04] ---**
Well, knock yourselves out.
**[13:12] ---**
We all have memories of being excited and
unable to sleep before a school excursion.
**[13:17] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[13:19] ---**
I am trembling so much, I cannot sleep...
**[13:22] ---**
Up to 300 bullets...
**[13:24] ---**
And grenades count separately.
**[13:27] ---**
First-aid towel...
**[13:29] ---**
Bulletproof handkerchief...
**[13:31] ---**
Life-prolonging tissues.
**[13:33] ---**
Forgetting something could be
a fatal error, after all, sir.
**[13:41] ---**
Good morning!
**[13:42] ---**
Okay, everyone, gather in front of the bus!
**[13:46] ---**
Ah! Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
**[13:49] ---**
G-Good morning!
**[13:52] ---**
I'm glad it's nice out, aren't you?
**[13:53] ---**
Y-Y-Y-Yes...
**[13:55] ---**
I... I'm still not...
**[13:57] ---**
...um, used to these kinds of events...
**[14:00] ---**
M-Maybe we could have lunch together...
**[14:06] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:07] ---**
I can sit next to you on the bus, right?
**[14:09] ---**
Yeah, sure!
**[14:13] ---**
Things are just as normal.
I'm just as normal.
**[14:17] ---**
Even on a day when there's an unusual event,
**[14:19] ---**
it's just as normal.
**[14:21] ---**
Okay, everyone on board?
**[14:23] ---**
Yes!
**[14:24] ---**
If only I could sit next to him.
**[14:26] ---**
I wonder if he'll look at me.
**[14:28] ---**
Like I could handle that... I'd just panic.
**[14:31] ---**
I want him to notice me.
**[14:33] ---**
Even though just wanting is no good...
***SIGN*** ° This anime is Keroro Gunsou.
***SIGN*** Note) Anti-Barriers in Operation
**[14:40] ---**
Well, then, let us go as well!
**[14:42] ---**
In high spirits!
**[14:43] ---**
Yay. Yay.
**[14:45] ---**
Gero.
**[14:46] ---**
Okay! We'll follow this white line!
**[14:50] ---**
Watch out.
**[14:51] ---**
You fall off, and you're dead meat.
**[14:53] ---**
Meat?
**[14:57] ---**
Like that'd kill me, anyway.
**[15:06] ---**
I told you...
**[15:07] ---**
You would be... dead meat...
**[15:09] ---**
What in space...
**[15:13] ---**
I'm always watching you from the sky.
***SIGN*** Cross-Country Keep-fit Endurance Readiness Invasion
Trap Coordinator
**[15:16] ---**
Get it? Then I suggest you focus!
**[15:19] ---**
We're doing an XKERsion here!
**[15:22] ---**
Everything not white is magma!
**[15:24] ---**
Hey! Wait, Keroro!
***SIGN*** Magma
**[15:30] ---**
Come on, what's wrong?!
**[15:31] ---**
The XKERsion has barely even started!
**[15:35] ---**
Now! Advance, sir!
**[15:39] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[15:40] ---**
Where in blazes are we going?
**[15:43] ---**
Well, uh...
**[15:44] ---**
That isn't important, sir.
**[15:46] ---**
As if it isn't!
**[15:48] ---**
If I cannot see the end in sight,
I do not think I can go on...
**[15:52] ---**
Watch it!
**[15:53] ---**
Falling boulder!
**[15:53] ---**
Here? Are you an idiot?
**[15:59] ---**
Voluntary training? I am indeed impressed.
**[16:03] ---**
Dororo-senpai and the ninja woman!
**[16:05] ---**
And doing an XKERsion, of all things!
**[16:07] ---**
Your spirit is most admirable.
**[16:10] ---**
If I were asked to be
completely candid, however,
**[16:12] ---**
I would have preferred for you
to say a single word to me about it...
**[16:18] ---**
As it is, I will simply assist you...
with all my strength!
**[16:22] ---**
You're really getting into it!
**[16:24] ---**
This is true friendship!
**[16:25] ---**
This is a true XKERsion!
***SIGN*** National Meiji Memorial Park
**[16:29] ---**
All right, we'll break for some free time!
**[16:33] ---**
It's nice not having any study and being
able to do what I want, even though I'm in school.
**[16:37] ---**
The weather's nice,
and the air's refreshing...
**[16:42] ---**
Okay, reading time!
***SIGN*** Wu Magazine
This is the extraterrestrial Grey!
**[16:45] ---**
Latest issue of an occult magazine.
**[16:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun watching.
**[16:53] ---**
Watching from a distance is enough for me.
**[16:56] ---**
I won't get in your way!
**[17:00] ---**
Wow! This place is quite expansive!
***SIGN*** Pant Pant Pant Huff Huff Huff
**[17:05] ---**
Everyone in a line!
**[17:06] ---**
We've arrived at our destination, sir!
**[17:09] ---**
Where... in blazes is this?
**[17:10] ---**
It looks like just a park?
**[17:13] ---**
What business do we have at just a park?
**[17:15] ---**
Just?! Did you say "just"?!
**[17:17] ---**
You snail!
**[17:18] ---**
Where are your eyeballs?!
**[17:20] ---**
Does this look like just a park to you?!
**[17:23] ---**
Those are clearly training facilities!
**[17:25] ---**
Installed everywhere the eye can see!
**[17:28] ---**
Observe! Small surface boats!
**[17:30] ---**
They aren't even skimping on at-sea training.
**[17:33] ---**
This is a Pekoponian
comprehensive training center!
**[17:38] ---**
Look at them laughing.
**[17:40] ---**
Why don't we also make use
of these facilities?
**[17:43] ---**
I can just imagine the
Pekoponians' frustrated faces!
**[17:48] ---**
Please stop imagining...
**[17:50] ---**
Sarge?
**[17:52] ---**
F-Fuyuki?
**[17:54] ---**
You surprised me!
**[17:56] ---**
You're the ones who surprised me!
**[17:59] ---**
What's up, everyone?
**[18:00] ---**
Why are you here?
***SIGN*** Erk!
**[18:02] ---**
Gero...
**[18:03] ---**
That's... uh...
**[18:09] ---**
A coincidence, sir!
**[18:14] ---**
Yeah. It is a coincidence!
**[18:18] ---**
Oh, no!
**[18:20] ---**
I lost track of Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:22] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, Fuyuki-kun...
**[18:24] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:27] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:30] ---**
Sorry! Are you okay?
**[18:32] ---**
Y-Y-Y-Yes, I'm fine, a-a-a-a-are y-you?
**[18:35] ---**
He heard me?!
**[18:36] ---**
Wh-What do I do?
**[18:39] ---**
Hey, Nishizawa-san,
**[18:41] ---**
can we eat our lunches together?
**[18:47] ---**
Yes, of course!
**[18:50] ---**
Yoohoo, Momocchi!
**[18:52] ---**
Hullo.
**[18:53] ---**
Wagh! Tama-pest!
**[18:54] ---**
Why the heck are you here?!
**[18:56] ---**
We're up here, too!
**[18:57] ---**
Indeed we are.
**[18:58] ---**
Ah, excuse me.
**[19:01] ---**
This is exactly the
frickin' same as always...
**[19:04] ---**
Huh?
**[19:05] ---**
That's weird.
I'm sure I put my packed lunch in here.
**[19:09] ---**
My chance!
**[19:10] ---**
Umm!
**[19:12] ---**
If you like, we can...
**[19:14] ---**
...share m—
**[19:15] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[19:17] ---**
Ah, Sis!
**[19:19] ---**
You're hopeless, forgetting your lunch...
**[19:22] ---**
You really are a scatterbrain.
**[19:26] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:28] ---**
Oh! Lady Mois!
**[19:30] ---**
I made a lunch for your excursion!
**[19:32] ---**
Or, like, friendly feelings?
**[19:38] ---**
Love! It is to gather!
**[19:40] ---**
I... I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[19:42] ---**
Ah, I'm so sorry for interrupting!
**[19:45] ---**
It was supposed to be
my lunch alone with Fuyuki-kun...
**[19:55] ---**
Well, now that we're all here,
why don't we all have lunch together?
**[19:59] ---**
Thanks for the invitation,
**[20:01] ---**
but I only brought along lunch for Fuyuki.
**[20:04] ---**
That won't be a problem!
**[20:10] [SONG] ---**
All the dreams spilling out of your hands,
let's draw them into the sky.
**[20:12] ---**
I took it upon myself to prepare
lunches for all of you.
**[20:16] ---**
Paul!
**[20:17] ---**
In that case, would you all
like to eat with us, as well?
**[20:17] [SONG] ---**
You see, you see, you see...
**[20:21] ---**
Would that be acceptable?
**[20:23] ---**
Yes! It'll taste better
if we all eat it together.
**[20:25] [SONG] ---**
Stars I'd never seen sparkled brightly.
**[20:28] ---**
Yes, Master Paul, sir!
**[20:31] ---**
Then, with pleasure.
**[20:32] ---**
We'll take you up on your offer!
**[20:33] [SONG] ---**
You see, you see, you see...
**[20:37] ---**
Okay, then, everyone!
**[20:39] ---**
Let's eat!
**[20:40] [SONG] ---**
If during your journey,
you start to want to cry,
***SIGN*** Bureiko
***SIGN*** Daijiro
**[20:48] [SONG] ---**
I will cross the wind,
with flowers in my hand,
**[20:52] ---**
Oh, my...
**[20:53] ---**
This is just...
**[20:54] ---**
Don't be silly, Doro-chan.
**[20:55] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[20:56] [SONG] ---**
And come to cheer you up.
**[20:58] ---**
And, you know, it's about 20 meters long...
**[20:59] [SONG] ---**
Wait there for me!
**[21:01] [SONG] ---**
I trust you. I trust you.
**[21:01] ---**
Apparently it turns you green!
**[21:05] [SONG] ---**
It's our passphrase.
**[21:08] [SONG] ---**
Even if we're distantly separated,
we have but one heart!
**[21:10] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
**[21:11] ---**
what is this tree called, sir?
**[21:15] ---**
It's kind of a mysterious tree, isn't it?
**[21:16] [SONG] ---**
I trust you. I trust you.
**[21:17] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I've never seen this tree before.
**[21:20] [SONG] ---**
It's our passphrase.
**[21:24] [SONG] ---**
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
**[21:25] ---**
Let's see... Because it's
a tree that everyone gathers around...
**[21:28] [SONG] ---**
The flower blooming in my heart
**[21:31] ---**
Hey, look at that tree!
**[21:32] ---**
Wow!
**[21:33] [SONG] ---**
Is your smile.
**[21:34] ---**
...it might make flowers that do the same.
**[21:38] ---**
Splendid world trip!
**[21:41] ---**
They say that excursions are not over
until you get back home,
**[21:45] ---**
but it seems like the excursions are
far from over for Sarge and all the others.
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Ume!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Plums!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choko!
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Choccies!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gumi!
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Gummies!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Tsukemono!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Pickles!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Stick it on. Stick it on.
Stick it on. Stick it on.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke kuttsuke
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Forward march,
and carry all of this stuff, as well.
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Zenshin tsuide ni nimotsu mo hakobe yo
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Soldier, ranger, who's there? You there?
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Sorujaa renjaa dare jaa kimi jaa
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Fumbly, farty, fraidy-cat.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Heppoko heppiri hacchira
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Iessaa
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
If you have to say sorry, don't do it at all.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Sumanai koto suru na yo
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Watch out for the
village of swindlers and cheats.
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Yamashi no sato abunai
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Go, go, to the edges of the land.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Yuke yuke chi no hate e
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
A first-in-history feat of speed.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Zenjinmitou no hayawaza
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can master it, sir.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Masutaa dekiru de arimasu
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Train for it in the afternoon.
(Nooo, not in the morning.)
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Kunren wa gogo de (Asa wa iya desu)
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep.
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Spin, spin, Ferris wheel. Very well done.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Kanran guruguru Joudeki
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Don't get defeated by feeling hungry.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
O-naka ga hette wa make desu
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Give me the usual, Mister Sleep!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Yoroshiku suimin
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
She's stuck on me!
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
Kuttsuichatta