Season 6 (257-307)
- E257 - Keroro: Revision of Episode One, Sir! / Keroro Platoon War Chronicle: New Episode Number One, Sir!
- E258 - Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir! / Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!
- E259 - Koyuki: Sakura Worse, Sir!
- E260 - Kero Zero: The Night Before the Keroro Platoon's Departure, Sir! / Kero Zero: The Keroro Platoon's First Mission, Sir!
- E261 - Momoka: Grand Operation Seat Shuffle, Sir! / 556's Feelings, Sir!
- E262 - Bariri's Beloved Chief Nurse, Sir! / Keroro: Mother, When I Look Up at the Sky, Sir!
- E263 - Keroro: The Wish-Granting Weevil, Sir! / Keroro: Go For It, Trash Bag, Sir!
- E264 - Keroro: The Digital Space Monster Attacks, Sir! / Keroro Transforms, Sir!
- E265 - Giroro: Remote Controlled Date, Sir! / Keroro: The Cave Where Pu Was, Sir!
- E266 - Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir! / Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!
- E267 - Keroro: Grand Operation Air Whatever, Sir! / Keroro: Popular with the Ladies, Sir!
- E268 - Kero Zero: Meet Pekoponian Mech Designer Katoyama Kiko, Sir!
- E269 - Momoka: Head Over Heels Helter Skelter, Sir! / Giroro: Escape from Natsumi, Sir!
- E270 - Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!
- E271 - Tamama: It is Tough Being a Senpai, Sir! / Natsumi: We Are Boys, Sir!
- E272 - Wettle King Versus 556, Sir! / The Three Great Monsters: The Littlest Showdown on Pekopon, Sir!
- E273 - Keroro: Preparations Okay, Sir! / Koyuki: Showdown at Midsummer Beach, Sir!
- E274 - Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!
- E275 - Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir! / Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!
- E276 - Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir! / Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!
- E277 - Kero Zero: Space Take-Out, Sir! / Kero Zero: The Food Equations, Sir!
- E278 - Ghost Girl: Before/After, Sir! / Giroro: Red Fairy, Sir!
- E279 - Alisa's First Mom, Sir?!
- E280 - Keroro & Natsumi: Stamp Card Without Honor or Humanity, Sir! / Keroro: Kerobot of Sadness, Sir!
- E281 - Keroro: Cicada Platoon, Sir! / Keroro: Kero Day, Sir!
- E282 - Momoka: Suddenly, Like Flames, Sir! / Kero Zero: All Quiet on the Fig Front, Sir!
- E283 - Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir! / Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!
- E284 - Dororo: Farewell, My Platoon, Sir!
- E285 - Aki: Earth's First Line of Defense, Sir! / Natsumi: Tension About Open Day, Sir!
- E286 - Keroro: Carelessly Soaked Operation, Sir! / Keroro: Terror of the Softguron Invasion, Sir!
- E287 - Natsumi: Stop My Hiccups, Sir! / Kero Zero: Waiting on the Training Planet, Sir!
- E288 - Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir! / Keroro: Welcome Back, Sir!
- E289 - Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir! / Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?
- E290 - Poyon: A Miracle for Paul, Sir! / Kero Zero: The Snow is a Harsh Mistress, Sir!
- E291 - Alisa & Nevula: First Hot Spring, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Struggle on the Day of the Rooster, Sir!
- E292 - Natsumi: The Secret of the Chest of Drawers, Sir! / Keroro: You're in My Dream, Sir!
- E293 - 30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again, Sir!
- E294 - Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir! / Natsumi: Grand Operation Christmas Party, Sir!
- E295 - Keroro: Two-As-One Kerorom, Sir! / Keroro: The Enigmatic Ultimate Weapon, Sir!
- E296 - Keroro: Early New Year Luck, Sir! / Keroro: This is the Year of the Keron, Sir!
- E297 - Keroro: You Get One Chance, Sir! / Dangal Rising, Sir!
- E298 - Mois: Farewell, Pekopon, Sir! / Saburo: Boy of Many Mysteries, Sir!
- E299 - Giroro: Defeat G, Sir! / Giroro: G Raids Again, Sir!
- E300 - Onono: The Phantom Keron Soldier, Sir!
- E301 - Tamama, Exiled from the Nishizawa House, Sir? / Momoka: A Chocolate Cake of Love And Sadness, Sir!
- E302 - Keroro is the Director, Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Small Adventure in the Big City, Sir!
- E303 - Kero Zero: My Homeland is Pekopon, Sir!
- E304 - Keroro: Just Give It Back to Me, Sir!
- E305 - Nobibi is Here, Sir!
- E306 - Shugo Kero: Dokki-Doki Party, Sir! / Dororo: Here Comes Dororou, Sir!
- E307 - Keroro & Fuyuki: Night of the Time Capsule, Sir!
E257 - Keroro: Revision of Episode One, Sir! / Keroro Platoon War Chronicle: New Episode Number One, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
The planet Keron,
located far away from Earth.
[01:35] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
is a docu-drama series
[01:38] ---
about the Keroro Platoon's
activities on Earth,
[01:41] ---
which they call Pekopon,
and it's caught on in a big way.
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[01:52] ---
Keroro: Revision of Episode One, Sir!
[01:57] ---
And so, we're counting on you,
Sergeant Keroro.
[02:01] ---
R-Roger, sir!
[02:05] ---
And that's all HQ has to say.
[02:08] ---
Or, like, broadcast relay?
[02:10] ---
Still...
[02:12] ---
...I couldn't ask for a
better chance than this!
SIGN The
SIGN Chance
[02:15] ---
Lady Mois! Give all the members of
the platoon an emergency summons!
[02:19] ---
Roger!
[02:20] ---
Or, like, rapid response?
[02:23] ---
Emergency summons?
[02:25] ---
Has he finally gotten serious
about our objective?
[02:27] ---
I am excited!
[02:31] ---
I wonder what this is about.
[02:34] ---
We're here, Keroro!
[02:35] ---
What's the first mission of the new year?
[02:37] ---
Gero gero...
[02:39] ---
You're all late.
[02:40] ---
What?!
[02:41] ---
The year has only just started
[02:43] ---
and already you're showing me
you don't have a soldier's bearing.
[02:48] ---
But that's okay.
[02:49] ---
What the...?
[02:50] ---
This unusual atmosphere...
[02:53] ---
I feel like he is trying to elevate the mood,
but it is just not working...
[02:58] ---
All right, I'll explain the
first mission of the new year!
[03:02] ---
Perk your noses up and listen!
[03:05] ---
That's "ears," not "nose." "Ears."
[03:07] ---
Observe!
SIGN Keroro Platoon
War Chronicle
[03:10] [SONG] ---
3, 2, 1, fire!
[03:13] ---
This is... Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
[03:15] ---
The serialized documentary series
broadcast back home
[03:16] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[03:17] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
[03:18] ---
that's based on the record
of our exploits on Pekopon?
[03:23] ---
Even little kids love the show, which is
[03:23] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[03:24] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[03:26] ---
nonfiction artfully arranged from lies.
SIGN Keroro Platoon
War Chronicle
[03:30] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[03:31] ---
And the show has been
on the air for six grand years now.
[03:33] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[03:37] ---
Six years?!
[03:38] ---
Hi! I'm Kululu!
[03:40] ---
The mission this time
[03:42] ---
has actually been given to us
by Keron Army HQ,
[03:45] ---
who wants us to remake episode one of
this Keroro Platoon War Chronicle, sir!
[03:49] ---
A remake of episode one?!
[03:50] ---
Well, more than a remake.
[03:52] ---
I intend to improve on it,
[03:54] ---
with so much enthusiasm that
it'll be a brand-new work!
[03:57] ---
That's a mission?
[03:59] ---
You just wanna take it easy.
[04:02] ---
What are you talking about, sirs?
[04:03] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
is in its sixth year.
[04:06] ---
There are a lot of fans who
haven't seen the first episode.
[04:09] ---
Therefore...
[04:10] ---
...we'll do a complete remake of episode one,
[04:13] ---
which will burn the image of our
heroic figures into children's minds!
[04:17] ---
I see.
[04:18] ---
But then we'll need the cooperation
of the Hinata family, right?
[04:22] ---
You don't really think Natsumi and
Fuyuki would agree to help us, do you?
[04:26] ---
I don't.
[04:28] ---
We haven't known each other
for awhile for nothing...
[04:31] ---
...Sergeant Major Kukkulu!
[04:33] ---
That's me!
[04:35] ---
This will solve everything!
[04:39] ---
Click!
[04:50] ---
That's...
[04:51] ---
It looks just like them!
[04:53] ---
If we use this 3D CG,
[04:55] ---
we don't need the originals to perform!
[04:57] ---
When I think about it,
[04:58] ---
the record of my embarrassing
first encounter with the Hinata family
[05:01] ---
was sent to HQ for some reason,
[05:03] ---
and a faithful recreation was broadcast!
SIGN Alien Capture
[05:07] ---
Now how did that happen?
[05:11] ---
The point is...
[05:12] ---
...I've been waiting for this chance!
[05:15] ---
Well, the persistence of the
vague sense that you're useless
[05:18] ---
may stem from that first episode.
[05:23] ---
A-Anyway!
[05:24] ---
The mission to remake
episode one begins here!
[05:28] ---
We'll start by looking for faults
in the first episode,
[05:31] ---
and then correct them.
[05:33] ---
Or, like, fully ready?
[05:35] ---
Okay, Lady Mois!
[05:37] ---
Let 'er rip!
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Episode One
[05:50] ---
Oh, no!
[05:51] ---
There's an alien over there!
[05:53] ---
Really?!
[05:54] ---
Where?! Where? Where? Where?
[05:56] ---
Just kidding.
[06:00] ---
But...
[06:01] ---
...what a pathetic way to be found.
[06:04] ---
Gero...
[06:05] ---
For an invader, he doesn't
even have a shred of dignity.
[06:09] ---
Gero gero...
[06:14] ---
What disgraceful behavior!
[06:16] ---
Letting the enemy steal a Kero Ball!
[06:19] ---
It's not like that!
[06:21] ---
I just lent it to Master Fuyuki.
[06:24] ---
How can I put it?
[06:26] ---
There's really nothing to say...
SIGN Tremble Tremble Tremble
[06:28] ---
I'm sorry for subjecting
you to this, everyone.
[06:31] ---
Certainly, we'll have to remake those parts.
[06:34] ---
But how?
[06:36] ---
We must make the first episode
easy enough for anyone to follow,
[06:39] ---
but it's also important that
it has a lot of impact.
[06:43] ---
For example...
[06:45] ---
This would be cool to give the feeling
that it's the start of a journey, right?
[06:49] ---
It's not a journey! It's gotta be
an invasion! An invasion!
[06:52] ---
Gero-sorry.
[06:54] ---
How about we start with the portrait of
a boy who's got issues with his father,
[06:57] ---
who forces the invasion on him?
[06:59] ---
I mustn't run away.
[07:00] ---
I mustn't run away, sir!
[07:03] ---
It is oddly realistic when I think about
the current stalled invasion here.
[07:07] ---
Gero...
[07:08] ---
Okay, how about I'm looking at a manual,
just about to start the invasion?
[07:12] ---
Here we go!
[07:14] ---
If we had a manual like that,
[07:15] ---
the invasion would've been
a fait accompli by now, non?
[07:18] ---
What the heck?!
[07:19] ---
You're just shooting down all my ideas!
[07:21] ---
Let's have someone else speak up
if you think you can do better!
[07:24] ---
I had an idea...
[07:25] ---
Gero?
[07:26] ---
Keroro carried the first episode by himself,
[07:28] ---
which is probably why
it didn't turn out so well.
[07:31] ---
Oh, I don't know about that...
[07:33] ---
I see.
[07:34] ---
Having us all there
[07:35] ---
would give the first episode more punch.
[07:38] ---
But then spotlight would be
taken off me...
[07:41] ---
I agree!
[07:42] ---
Episode one is all greenery and no flowers!
[07:46] ---
It's not original,
but it would be appropriate.
[07:49] ---
Yeah, that's why I'm saying...
[07:50] ---
All right! Episode one will be
the forming of the platoon!
[07:53] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[07:56] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
SIGN New Episode One
[07:58] ---
New Episode One!
SIGN The Platoon Forms
[08:00] ---
The Platoon Forms, Sir.
SIGN The Platoon Forms, Sir.
[08:04] ---
Gero...
[08:05] ---
Or, like, re-cast presence?
[08:08] ---
Next are story developments.
[08:10] ---
Here we have to think of
our target, the new fans.
[08:14] ---
Lady Mois, the data...
[08:16] ---
Of course, Uncle.
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[08:17] ---
The viewing bloc of
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[08:20] ---
is mainly children
who like zany comedies
[08:23] ---
and young males who like
action and fighting scenes.
[08:27] ---
Or, like, really grateful?
[08:28] ---
That's it!
[08:29] ---
Our new target will be young females!
[08:31] ---
That is,
[08:32] ---
totally incorporating the kind of images
that innocent young girls eat up!
[08:36] ---
For example, the commander is
devilishly handsome and a total stud!
[08:37] ---
Let's keep it real with
booms and bangs and crashes!
[08:42] ---
I'm with you!
[08:43] ---
The most important thing is to convey what it
feels like to be on a passionate battlefield!
[08:46] ---
It is easier for us to craft our
own highlight scenes this way.
[08:49] ---
Why don't we just use
[08:50] ---
the cliched development of all of us
going to save the captured commander?
[08:54] ---
That is my Kulukulu-senpai!
[08:56] ---
We can inject originality into it, too!
[08:57] ---
Um, excuse me... morons...
[09:02] ---
We have to start with the entrance scene!
[09:05] ---
By making an appropriate
entrance in the first episode,
[09:09] ---
I'll steal the show for sure!
[09:11] ---
That aside,
[09:12] ---
how about, when we stand in a line,
each person says something?
[09:16] ---
N-No, that's a little...
[09:22] ---
I kind of like the traditional flavor.
[09:24] ---
It is like quiet simplicity.
[09:26] ---
So should we run with it?
[09:30] ---
Yeah!
[09:32] ---
Tch...
[09:34] ---
All right!
[09:35] ---
I'm getting good vibes from this.
[09:37] ---
Lights person!
[09:38] ---
Recording person!
[09:39] ---
Okay, boom!
[09:41] ---
Camera's ready when you are!
[09:43] ---
Or, like, very prepared?
[09:45] ---
Okay, shall we go?
[09:47] ---
Let us begin filming!
[09:50] ---
Keroro Platoon is here!
[09:58] ---
I'm not into this...
[10:02] ---
All right! The next scene.
[10:04] ---
Scene 11,
[10:05] ---
Dororo-senpai's fight scene!
[10:07] ---
Roger Wilco!
[10:09] ---
Hey, guys...
[10:11] ---
What about my scene?
[10:12] ---
Right now, you've been captured
by the Pekoponians...
[10:16] ---
What?!
SIGN Captured Alien
[10:17] ---
Captured alien.
[10:19] ---
Please wait until I rescue you.
[10:24] ---
Go blow it our your nose!
[10:26] ---
Like I'm gonna play along with this?!
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle New First Episode
[10:27] ---
This first episode is garbage!
[10:30] ---
What are you doing?!
[10:31] ---
Commander-dono!
[10:32] ---
Calm down!
[10:37] ---
We're starting over!
[10:39] ---
On commander's orders, we're starting over!
[10:42] ---
Hey! Why me?!
SIGN Red Daruma's Cell
[10:45] ---
Commander!
[10:46] ---
Please help him!
[10:47] ---
Wh-What the...?!
[10:49] ---
Hooray! Hooray! Uncle!
Hooray! Hooray! Uncle!
[10:52] ---
Why do I have to do this with her?!
[10:52] ---
Hooray! Hooray! Get out of my way!
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Cast Sergeant Keroro Himself Corporal Giroro Himself Private 2nd-class Tamama Himself Sergeant Major Kululu Himself Hinata Natsumi 3DCG Hinata Fuyuki 3DCG
[11:00] ---
I do not appear at all, Keroro-kun!
[11:04] ---
Right now,
[11:05] ---
I'm going to announce the beginning
of the invasion of Pekopon from a high place!
[11:08] ---
Gero gerora!
[11:10] ---
Gero?
[11:13] ---
Like I'm gonna go along with this?!
[11:15] ---
What?! Don't interfere!
[11:18] ---
Sheesh, these guys...
[11:20] ---
I've had enough!
[11:21] ---
I'll make it by myself!
[11:28] ---
The weather's nice!
[11:30] ---
Right, Giroro?
[11:35] ---
Tama-chan, I brought you a snack.
[11:40] ---
Tama-chan?
[11:42] ---
No thanks.
[11:46] ---
I don't care...
[11:53] ---
Commander-dono...
[11:57] ---
I'm not getting anywhere by myself.
[12:00] ---
And I'm hungry...
[12:01] ---
Maybe I'll just give up...
[12:03] ---
Uncle?
[12:04] ---
Gero!
[12:05] ---
I brought you a snack.
[12:06] ---
Or, like, wifely numnums?
[12:08] ---
Lady Mois...
[12:09] ---
I appreciate it.
[12:13] ---
It's delicious!
[12:15] ---
How is the work going?
[12:18] ---
Actually,
[12:20] ---
I'm about ready to quit...
[12:23] ---
Isn't it better, after all, if everyone helps?
[12:26] ---
No, no!
[12:27] ---
I can't do that!
[12:30] ---
One way or another, I'm gonna
see this through to completion!
[12:38] ---
Who's there?!
[12:40] ---
Dororo...
[12:41] ---
What's wrong?
[12:42] ---
What are you doing out so late?
[12:44] ---
Oh...
[12:45] ---
Actually,
[12:46] ---
maybe we should go back.
[12:49] ---
Keron Army HQ ordered us
to do this mission, right?
[12:53] ---
He gets what he deserves.
[12:55] ---
Besides, in the end, I'm sure
he'll beg us to help him.
[13:00] ---
Yikes. I've got stubble...
[13:03] ---
No, not yet...
[13:05] ---
But if I quit here...
[13:07] ---
No, what's that?
[13:13] ---
F-Finally...
[13:15] ---
Finally...
[13:17] ---
After I finish this one last bit,
[13:19] ---
the new first episode will be complete.
[13:21] ---
Just a little more...
[13:23] ---
Just a little bit...
[13:25] ---
The passionate, cool first episode...
[13:30] ---
Come to think of it,
[13:31] ---
all kinds of things have happened to me,
[13:32] ---
starting in episode one.
SIGN Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
[13:48] ---
Gero!
[13:52] ---
The first episode is complete?!
[13:54] ---
Yes.
[13:56] ---
Uncle finished it last night.
[14:00] ---
Just like Uncle wanted at the start,
[14:02] ---
it's easy to understand, makes an impact,
[14:05] ---
and is a fitting first episode.
[14:08] ---
Or, like, target attained?
[14:10] ---
I... I see...
[14:12] ---
Let's play it right away.
[14:13] ---
Or, like, movie starting?
[14:16] [SONG] ---
3, 2, 1, fire!
[14:22] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[14:23] [SONG] ---
Forward ho!
[14:25] [SONG] ---
To conquer Earth!
[14:29] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[14:30] ---
Starting today, this planet
is under my control.
[14:34] ---
I'm going to make it a planet overflowing
with love, justice, and discount sales!
SIGN Episode One The End
[14:41] ---
W-Well...
[14:43] ---
It was fine, right?
[14:44] ---
I enjoyed it.
[14:46] ---
Especially the flaws.
[14:47] ---
Well, that's fine, right?
[14:50] ---
And now I'll send it to HQ.
[14:52] ---
Or, like, smoothly sailing?
[14:54] ---
Lady Mois!
[14:55] ---
I'd like you to wait a bit.
[15:00] ---
Uncle?
[15:03] ---
Click...
SIGN Delete All Data
SIGN Delete All Data
[15:07] ---
Have you lost your mind, Keroro?!
[15:09] ---
If you erase it, you will have nothing!
[15:11] ---
What about sending to HQ?!
[15:14] ---
Yeah, see,
[15:16] ---
I think we'd have better ratings
[15:19] ---
if we all appeared in episode one.
[15:21] ---
That would make more of an impact,
you know, gero gero gero?
[15:24] ---
Come on, let's make another one.
[15:27] ---
I don't mind.
[15:30] ---
I think we've got no choice
but to agree this time.
[15:35] ---
Guess you're right.
[15:36] ---
Nin-nin...
[15:38] ---
Let us all do our best.
[15:40] ---
Or, like, total teamwork?
[15:42] ---
And so, the new first episode
[15:45] ---
proceeded smoothly.
[15:49] ---
And so,
SIGN Keroro Group New Episode 1 Filming Commemorative Photo
[15:51] ---
don't miss the new episode one,
right after this commercial break.
[16:04] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
New Episode Number One, Sir!
[16:11] ---
No! Natsumi has dissolved!
[16:18] ---
Sis!
[16:19] ---
You dissolved!
[16:20] ---
You're gonna be late for school!
[16:22] ---
What the heck?
[16:23] ---
Right when I was communicating with aliens...
SIGN This sleepyhead...
[16:30] ---
I guess I have no choice
but to use my last resort.
[16:33] ---
Oh no!
[16:35] ---
There's an alien over there!
[16:37] ---
Really?!
[16:38] ---
Where? Where? Where?
[16:41] ---
I don't see any alien.
[16:42] ---
Of course not, dummy.
[16:44] ---
You're mean, Sis.
[16:45] ---
You lied!
[16:46] ---
I wouldn't even call that a lie.
[16:49] ---
Now hurry and get ready...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodoro...
[16:51] ---
What's that noise?
[16:59] ---
Look out, Fuyuki!
[17:02] ---
What the heck is that?!
[17:07] ---
W-What is that?
[17:09] ---
Could it be?
[17:10] ---
Impressive, Pekoponian female soldier.
[17:13] ---
My name is Corporal Giroro!
[17:15] ---
I have a feeling combat against you
would be wonderful.
[17:18] ---
A real alien?!
[17:20] ---
Fuyuki!
[17:22] ---
We have to get away!
[17:24] ---
No, you don't!
[17:28] ---
Anyway, we'll go outside!
[17:33] ---
Another one?!
[17:35] ---
I am Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[17:37] ---
If you want to escape,
[17:38] ---
you will have to get through me!
[17:42] ---
This one has a tail?
[17:44] ---
Fuyuki! Let's go!
[17:47] ---
What is this?!
[17:48] ---
Jeez! What's going on?!
[17:54] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo...
[17:56] ---
...is here!
[18:01] ---
I apologize for the rude entrance,
[18:03] ---
but I have no intention of harming you.
[18:05] ---
Another one!
[18:07] ---
And yet another one!
[18:11] ---
I'm Sergeant Major Kululu.
[18:13] ---
I don't think you've ever
seen anyone as nasty as me.
[18:33] ---
Ow...
[18:44] ---
Gero gerori!
[18:46] ---
Be resigned to your fate, Pekoponians.
[18:53] ---
Someone's...
[18:54] ---
...in the desk?!
[18:56] ---
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
[19:00] ---
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[19:01] ---
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
[19:04] ---
and I've come to invade this planet!
[19:31] ---
The name's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[19:33] ---
This is a fitting appearance for episode one,
sure to capture the hearts of young women!
[19:37] ---
Sorry we scared you, Pekoponians.
[19:40] ---
We're here to invade,
[19:43] ---
so you're our first prisoners.
[19:45] ---
However!
[19:46] ---
I offer you friendship,
[19:47] ---
and hope that we can all become friends.
[19:50] ---
What do you say?
[19:58] ---
Sergeant Keroro-sama!
[20:00] ---
This is the first time I've seen an alien...
I mean, an invader... like you!
[20:03] ---
I'll follow you anywhere!
[20:06] ---
Gero gero gero!
[20:07] ---
From today on, we're friends, sir!
SIGN Friends
SIGN Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodorodoro... Fuyufuyufuyufuyu... Natsunatsunatsunatsu...
[20:22] ---
And so, the first step of the
historical invasion of Pekopon
[20:26] ---
was recorded for posterity.
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
The New First Episode
The End
[20:35] ---
Days later...
[20:36] ---
Uncle!
[20:38] ---
You got feedback on the new episode one!
[20:43] ---
I'll read it.
[20:45] ---
"It was boring."
[20:47] ---
"The original one was better."
[20:49] ---
"Why did they change it?"
[20:51] ---
"This isn't the Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
I know. Rerun the original!"
[20:56] ---
"A sergeant who's
eight heads high is creepy!'
[20:58] ---
Well... That was for...
[21:00] ---
I saw the new first episode, too.
[21:03] ---
Gero!
[21:04] ---
You changed our memories into that?
[21:07] ---
Why would I "follow you anywhere"?
[21:14] ---
That was just your 3D CG performance!
[21:19] ---
Our CG...
[21:21] ---
...performance, huh?
[21:23] ---
Gero!
[21:24] ---
After all is said and done, please give us
your support for this sixth year, too.
[21:28] ---
Next time, how about if
we're all eight heads tall?
[21:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
I've lost my enthusiasm.
[23:11] ---
The invasion isn't going well,
[23:13] ---
I'm on a never-ending cycle
of doing cleaning and laundry...
SIGN Gloom
Gloom
Gloom
Gloom
[23:16] ---
It's all meaningless.
[23:18] ---
That aside,
SIGN Meat Meat
[23:20] ---
grilled meat! Grilled meat!
Somebody treat me!
SIGN Click
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Those two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E258 - Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir! / Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN All Japan My Dendro Championship
[01:32] ---
What's your hope or dream for the future?
SIGN All Japan My Dendro Championship
[01:40] ---
Would you tell us what your hope
or dream for the future is?
[01:46] ---
I wanna play in the World Cup!
[01:48] ---
I wanna be the president of a company!
[01:50] ---
I'm going to become an idol,
[01:51] ---
and get really popular!
[01:52] ---
Then I'll have a big house
with lots of maids...
[01:52] ---
Come to think of it, when I was young...
[01:56] ---
When I'm big, I'm gonna become the
commander-in-chief of a Keron Army Starfleet,
[02:00] ---
travel to one planet after another,
[02:02] ---
and invade every last one of them!
[02:04] ---
I'm gonna do it!
SIGN All Japan My Dendro Championship
[02:06] ---
That was my dream,
[02:09] ---
but after all these years, I still
haven't managed to invade Pekopon.
[02:12] ---
Well, reality is harsh.
SIGN Hopes and Dreams
[02:18] ---
Hopes and dreams...
SIGN All Japan My Dendro Championship
SIGN Hopes and Dreams
SIGN Hopes and Dreams
SIGN Hopes and Dreams
SIGN All Japan My Dendro Championship
[02:23] ---
Hopes and dreams, sir!
[02:25] ---
I have a nice, good idea! Wow!
[02:32] ---
Keroro: Terrifying Negative Thinking, Sir!
[02:39] ---
That stupid frog is
ditching his duties again!
[02:43] ---
Gero gerori!
[02:46] ---
Most Pekoponians have hopes and dreams for
tomorrow, and take each day as it comes.
[02:51] ---
They live positive lives.
SIGN Positive
SIGN Image Diagram
[02:54] ---
Then all I have to do is turn
that positivity into negativity!
SIGN Negative
SIGN Image Diagram
[02:59] ---
That way, the now-passive,
negative Pekoponians
[03:03] ---
would lose the will to be defiant,
making them easy pickings for invasion!
[03:06] ---
Listen...
[03:08] ---
Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[03:10] ---
Lady Natsumi, your hopes
and dreams end today!
[03:14] ---
With this "Throw away your hopes
and dreams from yesterday" gun!
[03:20] ---
Gero?
[03:23] ---
Lady Natsumi, I need you
to stand still for this.
[03:27] ---
Like I'm gonna stand still...
[03:30] ---
Gero!
[03:32] ---
...while you steal my dreams?!
[03:37] ---
Gero!
[03:37] ---
Gero!!
[03:43] ---
Sheesh...
[03:44] ---
And so ends your latest plot.
[03:48] ---
Now please do what you're supposed to.
[03:55] ---
Obedience is good.
[04:01] ---
Stupid frog?
[04:04] ---
I won't wash them.
[04:06] ---
I won't wash them...
[04:08] ---
...is what I said.
[04:10] ---
Hey, are you boycotting your chores?
[04:13] ---
After all...
[04:16] ---
After all...
[04:18] ---
...I'm green...
[04:20] ---
...so if...
[04:22] ---
...so if I wash the dishes now...
[04:26] ---
...and my hands gets slippery
from the detergent...
[04:28] ---
...I might drop and break them.
[04:30] ---
In fact, I'm sure I would. All of them.
[04:34] ---
Instead of that,
[04:36] ---
I shouldn't wash them in the first place.
[04:38] ---
What the heck is that?!
[04:40] ---
If you have time to whine
based on a far-fetched argument,
[04:42] ---
use it instead to get moving!
[04:44] ---
Cleaning, laundry,
[04:45] ---
and dinner prep. They're all yours today!
[04:51] ---
Even if I clean,
[04:53] ---
the dust will start collecting right away.
[04:57] ---
And the laundry will just get dirty again,
even if the wind doesn't blow it away.
[05:03] ---
As for preparing dinner...
[05:06] ---
...I may cut my finger with a knife,
[05:08] ---
or plunge my hand in hot tempura oil,
[05:12] ---
or get an upset stomach after eating...
[05:16] ---
Look, you!
[05:17] ---
The point is, I refuse
[05:20] ---
to clean, do the laundry, or prepare dinner.
[05:23] ---
After all, I'm green...
[05:26] ---
Cut the crap!
[05:28] ---
What's wrong, Sis?
[05:29] ---
The stupid frog won't
take his turn doing the chores.
[05:33] ---
Don't blame me...
[05:35] ---
I was hit with that gun's negative ray,
[05:39] ---
so it negativized me.
[05:41] ---
Negativized you?
[05:43] ---
Yes.
[05:44] ---
I can't help thinking of everything
in the most negative way possible.
[05:49] ---
What?!
[05:50] ---
Isn't there any way to turn you back?
[05:53] ---
Of course there is.
SIGN Positive
[05:55] ---
You would just change the gun's mode
[05:57] ---
and shoot me with a positive ray.
[05:59] ---
Except somebody broke it...
[06:03] ---
That's right. Lady Natsumi... All of this...
[06:08] ---
All of it...
[06:10] ---
...is your fault.
SIGN Huh?
[06:13] ---
Fix it!
[06:15] ---
Pardon?
[06:17] ---
You made it at the
stupid frog's request, right?
[06:19] ---
Now he's blaming me
[06:21] ---
for his becoming a negative man,
and I've had it up to here.
[06:24] ---
So hurry up!
[06:26] ---
"Hurry" and "up" are not magic words
that'll get me moving, madam.
[06:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[06:34] ---
Commander-dono...
[06:35] ---
What do you two want?
SIGN Potato
Plain Pie
Potato
[06:38] ---
For starters, have some snacks to cheer up.
[06:43] ---
After all, I'm green...
[06:46] ---
I could eat those snacks,
[06:47] ---
but it wouldn't make me one crumb happy.
[06:50] ---
Oh, come on...
[06:52] ---
Besides...
[06:53] ---
...if you eat snacks every single day...
SIGN Choco
[06:57] ---
...you'll soon be overweight,
[06:59] ---
get sick, split apart,
[07:02] ---
become grotesque Tamama bugs,
like you'd see in a horror movie,
[07:04] ---
get trapped in a roach motel,
and then it's curtains!
SIGN Roach Motel
[07:10] ---
I-If I eat only snacks,
[07:13] ---
Tamacchi, the idol of Keroro Platoon,
[07:15] ---
will become a grotesque Tamama bug,
like in a horror movie?!
[07:20] ---
F-Forget it...
SIGN Potato
Snack
Choco
Crap
Junk
SIGN Gloom
[07:24] ---
I-It rubbed off on him?!
[07:26] ---
Sarge's negativity?!
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
[07:28] ---
Who knew? Snacks...
[07:30] ---
Huh?
[07:32] ---
What are you so negative about?!
[07:34] ---
The invasion is more important!
[07:35] ---
The invasion of Pekopon!
[07:37] ---
The invasion?
[07:40] ---
After all, I'm the color of
Kerhhhh the Frog...
[07:45] ---
Even if we buckle down
[07:47] ---
and successfully invade, eventually...
[07:51] ---
...enemy aliens will show up from
the get-go to take it away from us.
[07:56] ---
Or the Pekoponians will launch a counterstrike,
and we'll have our butts handed to us.
[08:02] ---
So we shouldn't even bother invading Pekopon.
[08:06] ---
S-Say what?!
[08:08] ---
If you want to invade Pekopon
that badly, be my guest.
[08:12] ---
Good luck.
[08:14] ---
But you should be careful.
[08:16] ---
Because even if you accomplish the invasion,
you never know what's going to happen afterwards.
[08:21] ---
You're wrong!
SIGN Stare
[08:23] ---
Y-Yes... You're wrong...
[08:26] ---
You must be...
[08:27] ---
But...
[08:28] ---
...it feels like Keroro does have a point.
[08:33] ---
Yes.
[08:34] ---
Even if we achieve the invasion,
[08:36] ---
it could be a very short reign.
[08:39] ---
In that case, we might as well
not invade at all...
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
[08:44] ---
It spread to Giroro!
[08:47] ---
Oh, no!
[08:48] ---
Everyone is so negative...
[08:49] ---
At this rate...
[08:50] ---
At this rate, I will be the only one...
[08:53] ---
The only one left out...
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
[08:56] ---
Trauma switch on!
SIGN Gloom
Gloom
Gloom
Gloom
[09:00] ---
At this rate, I'll probably catch it, too!
[09:02] ---
We're a bunch of useless knickerbockers...
[09:05] ---
Can't clean, do the laundry,
or even invade Pekopon...
[09:09] ---
Yeah...
[09:10] ---
Nothing to be done about it.
I'm just gonna get a little fresh air.
[09:13] ---
Try to cheer up by buying a Gundam model...
[09:16] ---
We're knickerbockers,
[09:18] ---
so even if you go to the shop,
[09:19] ---
they may be sold out.
[09:21] ---
I'm not worried about that.
[09:24] ---
This one model is just
hitting the shelves today.
[09:27] ---
I see.
[09:30] ---
Wait.
[09:31] ---
If he's really that negative,
[09:33] ---
before going out to buy a Gundam model...
[09:35] ---
After all, I'm green as a lime,
so of course they'll be sold out.
[09:40] ---
Or even if I can buy it, I'll probably
make a mistake putting it together.
[09:43] ---
Or if I perchance complete it,
I'll still feel empty inside...
[09:46] ---
He would've said something like that.
[09:49] ---
Besides, a negative jerk
[09:50] ---
would never say something positive
like "cheer up" in the first place.
[09:55] ---
Wait, Keroro!
[09:56] ---
Gero?
[09:58] ---
Jackass, this whole negativity thing
[10:00] ---
is a sham, isn't it?
[10:02] ---
What are you talking about?
[10:04] ---
After all, I'm the color of a bitter melon.
[10:06] ---
What proof do you have?
[10:10] ---
I have proof right here!
[10:12] ---
He just wouldn't get started
on fixing the thing,
[10:15] ---
so after I taught the
curry-colored runt a lesson...
[10:17] ---
After all, I didn't make that!
[10:20] ---
This hurts!
[10:21] ---
...is what he said!
[10:22] ---
That curry-loving cur!
[10:24] ---
That's just a piece of junk you put together!
[10:27] ---
The negative ray is a bald-faced lie!
[10:29] ---
Then it was an act to avoid chores...
[10:32] ---
...not to mention invading Pekopon!
[10:35] ---
Now, wait...
[10:40] ---
Seasoned nori...
[10:41] ---
G-Gero...
[10:43] ---
Listen!
SIGN All Japan My Dendro Championship
[10:45] ---
After all,
[10:46] ---
the deadline to enter the
My Dendro Championship
[10:48] ---
is bearing down on me!
[10:51] ---
And Dendros are huge!
[10:53] ---
And have lots of parts!
[10:54] ---
So I wanted to have more time
to work on it...
[11:00] ---
Gero!
SIGN All Japan My Dendro Championship
[11:01] ---
I-If you do this,
[11:03] ---
I won't have time to enter the
My Dendro Championship by deadline!
SIGN Gloom
[11:12] ---
Life is finite.
[11:14] ---
So it's a waste if you don't spend it facing
forward, being cheerful, and having fun.
SIGN Grilled Meat Man
[11:27] ---
This is a grilled meat
restaurant in Alien Town.
[11:30] ---
Huh? Where's Kululu-senpai?
[11:33] ---
That curry man was all,
SIGN Grilled Meat Man Curry Cuckoo
[11:35] ---
"Like I'm gonna eat grilled meat!"
[11:39] ---
He's at the curry restaurant.
[11:41] ---
And they called me to take his place.
[11:44] ---
Besides, Lady Mois had other plans.
[11:47] ---
Huh, really?
[11:49] ---
That is what that woman gets!
[11:55] ---
Keroro: Grilled Meat Without Honor, Sir!
[12:01] ---
There's your rib meat set.
[12:04] ---
Please take your time.
[12:07] ---
Hey!
[12:07] ---
What is this?!
[12:09] ---
That's only enough for one person!
[12:12] ---
Actually,
[12:13] ---
we used up too much of the invasion budget,
[12:15] ---
so we're down to benefits, and there's
only enough for one person to eat.
[12:19] ---
What?!
[12:20] ---
But there's nothing to worry about.
[12:22] ---
You see, this is an all-you-can-eat place!
[12:24] ---
I ordered for one person,
[12:26] ---
but we can keep ordering refills,
[12:27] ---
and share between us.
[12:30] ---
Yeah!
[12:31] ---
Eating like that is against the rules.
[12:34] ---
Wait!
SIGN Rib Meat Seat Rice, salad, soup, kimchi, and seasoned vegetables only all-you-can-eat
[12:36] ---
The all-you-can-eat portion
of the rib meat set
[12:38] ---
is rice, salad, soup, kimchi,
and seasoned vegetables only!
SIGN Rib Meat Set
[12:42] ---
Then, in other words...
[12:44] ---
...the meat that's here
is all we get to eat?!
[12:47] ---
Indeed.
[12:49] ---
Gero!
[12:49] ---
R-Really?!
[12:51] ---
Then we have to split the
almond jelly dessert five ways, too?!
[12:56] ---
That makes me so sad!
[12:58] ---
B-But most of all...
[13:00] ---
...if you look closely,
[13:01] ---
there are only five slices of meat!
[13:05] ---
It can't be helped.
[13:06] ---
In this situation, as the commander,
[13:09] ---
I'll take responsibility
and have all the meat!
[13:12] ---
Chop!
[13:13] ---
You'll do no such thing!
[13:14] ---
G-Gero...
[13:16] ---
Agreed!
[13:22] ---
Thank you for the...
SIGN Freeze
[13:25] ---
Gero...
[13:26] ---
What's wrong?
[13:31] ---
Just maybe...
[13:32] ---
...you're hesitating to eat the meat?
[13:35] ---
I see. If you have it right now,
[13:38] ---
there won't be anything to look forward to.
[13:40] ---
So before that, let's fill up on
the all-you-can-eat rice, salad,
[13:43] ---
soup, kimchi, and seasoned veggies, and then,
[13:46] ---
at the critical moment,
[13:48] ---
we eat the grilled meat.
[13:50] ---
Interesting!
[13:51] ---
If you're all willing, take the challenge
and we'll see who can hold out!
[13:57] ---
The salad serves as a side dish,
[13:59] ---
along with the rice.
[14:02] ---
The crispness of the lettuce
[14:04] ---
and the flavor of the dressing
is a good match for the rice.
[14:07] ---
Not bad at all.
[14:10] ---
I say that, but...
[14:14] ---
Th-The scent of the grilled meat...
[14:18] ---
Meat...
[14:19] ---
I want to eat it...
[14:20] ---
However...
[14:22] ---
It's still too early.
[14:28] ---
Meat!
[14:35] ---
Mr. Red Daruma?
[14:47] ---
Delicious! Delicious!!
[14:53] ---
Giroro-kun...
SIGN Rib Meat
Rib Meat
Rib Meat
Rib Meat
[14:55] ---
Your main event is now over!
[14:58] ---
But I'm going to save mine to the very end.
[15:02] ---
Gero gero ge-roast, 300 grams!
[15:05] ---
Soup. Pouring it on the rice.
[15:12] ---
This is actually good.
[15:14] ---
Doesn't it look like a dish
you'd see on Cookpad?
[15:19] ---
He's copying.
[15:21] ---
Gero?
[15:22] ---
Pururu-chan?
[15:24] ---
You've been eating salad all this time.
[15:26] ---
Aren't you going to eat the meat?
[15:28] ---
You must be worried about the calories, huh?
[15:31] ---
If so, then eating grilled meat
is out of the question!
[15:34] ---
If you're not gonna eat yours,
let me have it!
[15:37] ---
Chop!
[15:38] ---
Forget it!
[15:40] ---
Forget it...
[15:42] ---
The fragrant smell...
[15:44] ---
...of grilled meat...
[15:49] ---
I can't hold on!
[15:54] ---
I can endure no more!
[15:56] ---
I... I didn't think Pururu-chan
would give in to temptation, too!
[16:08] ---
D-Delicious!
[16:13] ---
Gulp!
[16:14] ---
Th-Three slices left!
[16:17] ---
But I'm going to put off my
enjoyment to the very end!
[16:22] ---
Mix the seasoned veggies with rice...
[16:26] ---
This is really good!
[16:28] ---
Although if I had grilled meat in here,
it'd be the perfect bibimbap dish...
[16:33] ---
I know!
[16:35] ---
Hey, Dorodirt-kun,
[16:36] ---
aren't you a vegetarian?
[16:38] ---
If that's the case,
you don't need meat, right?
[16:43] ---
Gero!
[16:43] ---
Chop! Chop!
[16:49] ---
I... I don't believe it! Even Dororo...
SIGN Meat
[16:56] ---
A delicacy.
[16:58] ---
I still have a long way to go
with my training.
[17:01] ---
Fool!
[17:02] ---
There are two slices left.
[17:04] ---
I won't give in to temptation yet!
[17:08] ---
Kimchi as a side dish, eaten with rice.
[17:12] ---
As expected, kimchi gives rice an extra kick.
[17:14] ---
I'll fill up more and more like this,
[17:17] ---
and then I'll move on the
main event, the grilled meat.
[17:21] ---
Only Private Tamama and I are left...
[17:24] ---
There is something I need to tell everyone!
[17:26] ---
Gero!
[17:27] ---
I want to trade my meat for
someone's portion of almond jelly!
[17:33] ---
Wh-What?!
[17:35] ---
Of course I want to eat the meat, too.
[17:38] ---
But the almond jelly here is supposed
to be the best in the universe!
[17:42] ---
So I wanna have even just a little bit more!
[17:45] ---
Besides, I can have all the meat
I want at Momocchi's place.
[17:50] ---
Th-This is an unexpected development!
[17:52] ---
If I trade with him,
[17:53] ---
then I'll have the rest
of the meat all to myself!
SIGN Almond Jelly
[17:56] ---
But...
[17:57] ---
...it's hard to give up
almond jelly for dessert.
[18:00] ---
Or that's what I thought,
[18:02] ---
but I'd hate for somebody else
to get the meat.
[18:06] ---
Should I take the meat?
[18:07] ---
Or take the almond jelly?
[18:09] ---
What should I do?
[18:10] ---
What should I do?!
[18:12] ---
Deal!
[18:14] ---
Yay!
[18:15] ---
Gero!
[18:16] ---
I... I missed out!
[18:20] ---
Gero?
[18:21] ---
Y-You're gonna eat it already?
[18:23] ---
You should save the enjoyment for later.
[18:25] ---
You're a man who doesn't know
what "endurance" means.
[18:29] ---
Oh, shut up.
[18:30] ---
Plop.
[18:32] ---
Plop.
[18:33] ---
Wh-What?!
[18:35] ---
Full spec Cookpad and bibimbap!
[18:40] ---
I-It looks good...
[18:41] ---
Stupid red daruma...
[18:43] ---
Acting fancy-schmancy!
[18:45] ---
But... But still...
[18:46] ---
There's one slice of meat left...
[18:48] ---
Just for me!
[18:49] ---
That's right.
[18:50] ---
Unlike you guys,
[18:52] ---
I still have...
[18:53] ---
...the greatest pleasure awaiting me.
[18:56] ---
Gero gerorinchoregi-salad!
[19:01] ---
Tch!
[19:01] ---
I ordered beef curry,
but there's no meat at all in here!
[19:06] ---
That's right...
SIGN Curry Cuckoo
[19:07] ---
Speaking of meat...
[19:13] ---
I am stuffed!
[19:16] ---
Well, it's that time.
[19:18] ---
The main event!
[19:20] ---
Gulp.
[19:23] ---
Ulp.
[19:24] ---
Gero gero...
[19:26] ---
The moment it enters my mouth,
[19:27] ---
the meat juice and fragrant scent
will spill out.
[19:31] ---
Just imagining it makes me drool!
SIGN Meat Meat
[19:35] ---
Yokosuka...
[19:37] ---
Yokosuka...
[19:42] ---
What are you guys looking at
with those jealous eyes?!
[19:45] ---
Only I have the privilege
to eat this grilled meat.
[19:49] ---
It's a special right,
[19:51] ---
because I alone saved it for last.
[19:53] ---
Gero gero gerorib roast!
[19:56] ---
Welcome!
[20:00] ---
Gero gero...
[20:01] ---
I win, huh?
[20:04] ---
I waited patiently, endured,
[20:06] ---
and at last, my time has come.
[20:09] ---
When I look back, I was on a long road.
[20:12] ---
Salad rice,
[20:13] ---
some kind of Cookpad dish,
[20:14] ---
an almost-bibimbap,
[20:16] ---
and kimchi rice.
[20:17] ---
All of them were tasty.
[20:21] ---
However!
[20:23] ---
It was all for this final moment,
when I eat this juicy, delectable meat!
[20:28] ---
Look at it! Look at it!
[20:30] ---
It smells delicious!
[20:33] ---
Well, you guys can enjoy this scent
[20:35] ---
with rice, salad, or almond jelly!
[20:39] ---
Keroro-kun...
[20:40] ---
You're a lowdown snake!
[20:41] ---
Gero gero!
[20:43] ---
You guys chose to give in to
temptation early, remember?
[20:47] ---
And now, watch closely!
[20:49] ---
Thank you for the... meat?
[20:55] ---
Now that's pretty good meat.
[20:57] ---
J-Joriri...
[20:59] ---
If you ask me, choice rib meat
has a mature flavor.
[21:02] ---
The sauce is good, but so is the salt.
SIGN Punchline
[21:05] ---
In other words,
[21:07] ---
meat-18.
[21:08] ---
When the meat turns 18, eat it.
[21:11] ---
My...
[21:12] ---
...grilled meat...
[21:13] ---
Well, that's what you get.
[21:15] ---
That is because you did not eat it right away.
[21:17] ---
I'm glad I had mine early on.
[21:20] ---
Pathetic...
SIGN Grilled Meat Man Meat-chan
[21:22] ---
Life is finite.
[21:23] ---
When there's something you want to eat
[21:24] ---
at a time you want to eat it,
you may want to eat it then, everyone.
[21:27] ---
Excuse me!
[21:29] ---
300 grams of beef cubes, please.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Azumaya Koyuki here!
[23:09] ---
Since olden times, many ninjas have been
raised in Shinobinomura, including me.
[23:14] ---
Like Sarutobi-san, Hattori-san,
[23:16] ---
Kage, Kaba, Rantarou-san...
[23:19] ---
I don't really know,
[23:21] ---
but it seems there were
some famous people, too.
[23:23] ---
Never mind that.
[23:24] ---
Luxurious and gorgeous!
[23:25] ---
Fall in love, fair maiden!
[23:27] ---
"Koyuki: Sakura Worse, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's one full-length story. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E259 - Koyuki: Sakura Worse, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[02:19] ---
I finally found you.
[02:22] ---
So this is where you went.
[02:26] ---
Chief!
[02:40] ---
Is this...
[02:41] ---
...the memory of a day from her childhood?
[02:46] ---
Koyuki: Sakura Worse, Sir!
[02:52] ---
When you think spring,
you think cherry blossoms.
[02:54] ---
How was your cherry blossom
viewing party this year?
[03:00] ---
The cherry blossoms are already gone.
[03:02] ---
Yeah...
[03:04] ---
I missed out on going to a cherry blossom
viewing party this year. It's so frustrating.
[03:08] ---
But there still has to be a cherry tree
in full bloom somewhere...
[03:11] ---
I'm kidding myself.
[03:21] ---
What's wrong, Koyuki-chan?
[03:23] ---
There are cherry blossoms in full bloom.
[03:27] ---
I'm sure the cherry blossoms in Shinobinomura
[03:29] ---
are still in full bloom!
[03:31] ---
Really?!
[03:32] ---
Koyuki-chan, take me to Shinobinomura!
[03:36] ---
Gero!
SIGN Keroro
[03:39] ---
I'm scared!
[03:40] ---
Koyuki! Try not to look down!
[03:43] ---
Natsumi! Hold on tight...
SIGN Slip
SIGN Gyaaaa!!
[03:48] ---
Sheesh! Why do we have to go through
[03:50] ---
severe mountain-climbing just to have
a cherry blossom viewing party?!
[03:53] ---
Sorry.
[03:55] ---
Shinobinomura is deep in
these inhospitable mountains.
[03:59] ---
There's no sense in killing myself
over a bunch of flowers!
[04:05] ---
So I'll just meet you there!
[04:09] ---
He flew off!
[04:10] ---
That's terrible, Sarge!
[04:11] ---
We just have a little ways to go...
SIGN Grumble Grumble Grumble Grumble
[04:15] ---
You probably know people like that.
[04:16] ---
Those who are too impatient
to wait even a little longer.
[04:23] ---
Wow!
[04:27] ---
It's beautiful.
[04:30] ---
What's wrong, Koyuki-chan?
[04:32] ---
This is the first time I've seen it.
[04:35] ---
The first time?
[04:37] ---
But you used to live here...
[04:42] ---
You mean this lake...
[04:44] ---
Indeed.
[04:46] ---
Shinobinomura, where
Koyuki-dono and I once lived,
[04:49] ---
lies at the bottom of this lake.
[05:03] ---
And this is what's happened to it.
[05:05] ---
I understand it mentally, but...
[05:08] ---
Sometimes Pekoponian civilization is cruel.
[05:12] ---
I'm sorry, Koyuki-chan.
[05:14] ---
We're here because I blurted out that
I wanted to see cherry blossoms.
[05:17] ---
That's okay. I was a little curious myself,
[05:20] ---
and now that I've confirmed what happened
with my own eyes, it's a weight off.
[05:23] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[05:25] ---
Then the cherry blossoms are
at the bottom of the lake, too?
[05:29] ---
They were in a high place,
so I think they should be okay.
[05:35] ---
But the scenery has changed completely.
[05:39] ---
I don't quite know where they are.
[05:40] ---
Well, if they're not here, they're not here.
[05:42] ---
We can have fun hiking, anyway.
[05:45] ---
It's okay, Natsumi-san!
[05:47] ---
I'll find them for sure!
SIGN Gyaaa!!
[05:57] ---
Be careful!
[05:59] ---
In this forest are many traps
meant for outside enemies.
[06:02] ---
You should've told me that before!
[06:05] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[06:06] ---
Well?
[06:07] ---
I'm sorry.
[06:08] ---
It looks like this isn't the place.
[06:10] ---
That's strange...
[06:12] ---
Hey, we're not lost, are we?
[06:16] ---
Don't worry!
[06:17] ---
Let's try another place.
[06:19] ---
Hurry and get me down.
[06:39] ---
Wait a second!
[06:57] ---
Huh?
[06:58] ---
This has happened before...
[07:09] ---
Who are you?
[07:13] ---
I want to get back to Shinobinomura,
[07:16] ---
but I'm lost!
[07:23] ---
That way?
[07:26] ---
I remember!
[07:27] ---
That's the girl from back then.
[07:32] ---
Koyuki-chan! Why did you suddenly run off?!
[07:35] ---
Azumaya-san...
[07:36] ---
It looks like she's running after something.
[07:38] ---
If we don't follow her now,
we'll lose sight of her.
[08:02] ---
It's here...
[08:12] ---
Ow...
[08:13] ---
We finally caught up...
[08:16] ---
A huge cherry tree!
[08:21] ---
You remembered where it was,
after all, Koyuki-chan.
[08:25] ---
No.
[08:26] ---
That girl led the way.
[08:29] ---
Girl?
[08:30] ---
Huh?
[08:32] ---
She's gone...
[08:34] ---
That's strange...
[08:35] ---
Well, that's okay.
[08:37] ---
We've reached our destination.
[08:39] ---
Let's get this cherry blossom
viewing party started.
[08:40] ---
Yeah, good idea.
[08:42] ---
I'm starving.
[08:44] ---
What about the stupid frog?
[08:46] ---
Good grief!
[08:46] ---
His timing is lousy.
[08:48] ---
I figure he'll show up eventually,
[08:50] ---
so we can start without him.
[08:57] ---
Cherry blossoms...
[08:59] ---
Cherry blossoms.
[09:00] ---
Grrr!
[09:01] ---
There are no cherry blossoms
in full bloom here!
[09:06] ---
I'm tired of looking for them.
SIGN Danger Ahead Do Not Go Past This Sign
[09:13] ---
I came all this way to the middle of nowhere
to see cherry blossoms,
[09:17] ---
so if there aren't any cherry trees,
it's just a colossal waste of time.
[09:20] ---
Kero-oof!
[09:21] ---
Gero!
[09:23] ---
What is this?!
[09:24] ---
Ow!
[09:26] ---
Kero...
[09:41] ---
What the heck is with this rock?!
[09:43] ---
Who pulled this prank?!
[09:45] ---
This is inexcusable!
[09:47] ---
This kind of thing always happens to me!
[09:50] ---
But this...
[09:52] ---
...looks like some kind of switch.
[09:55] ---
Gero!
[09:56] ---
I have a really bad feeling right now...
[10:09] ---
It's beautiful!
[10:11] ---
Thank you so much, Koyuki-chan!
[10:13] ---
Not at all! I'm glad we made it!
[10:16] ---
It looks like a Yoshino cherry tree.
[10:19] ---
I know about those!
[10:20] ---
Yoshino cherry trees are the most common
kind of cherry tree in Japan, right?
[10:24] ---
But did you know all the
Yoshino cherry trees are clones?
[10:27] ---
No way! Really?
SIGN Yoshino Cherry
[10:29] ---
Yeah.
[10:30] ---
Yoshino cherry trees were originally
made through artificial hybridization,
[10:34] ---
so they don't reproduce.
[10:36] ---
The only way to increase their numbers
is through grafting or cutting.
[10:40] ---
Huh...
[10:42] ---
Then somebody must have
planted this cherry tree
[10:45] ---
this deep in the mountains?
[10:47] ---
That's right.
[10:49] ---
It feels really weird
[10:50] ---
when you think that this Yoshino tree
[10:52] ---
and the ones from our
neighborhood park were all originally
[10:55] ---
from the same tree, right?
[10:57] ---
And we have this fine
cherry tree all to ourselves.
[11:02] ---
It's kind of a luxury.
[11:06] ---
I wonder where that girl went...
[11:09] ---
She hasn't changed after all these years.
[11:15] ---
Stupid frog!
[11:16] ---
That was dangerous!
[11:18] ---
I-It came out!
[11:20] ---
What are you taking about?!
[11:22] ---
What came out?
SIGN Pant Pant Pant Pant Pant Pant Pant Pant Pant Pant Pant Pant
[11:57] ---
I never imagined there'd be a cryptid here!
[12:01] ---
This is fantastic! A major discovery!
[12:03] ---
But this used to be your
ninja village, right?
[12:06] ---
Why is there a dragon here?!
[12:09] ---
I heard about it a long time ago.
[12:11] ---
That there was a mechanical dragon
[12:13] ---
set up to guard our village
from outside enemies.
[12:16] ---
What?!
[12:17] ---
Mechanical?
[12:18] ---
A robot.
[12:20] ---
You could call it a defense system.
[12:22] ---
Shucks. Then it's not a cryptid...
[12:25] ---
Slink... slink...
[12:26] ---
Commander-dono!
[12:28] ---
Did you get caught up in a net
[12:29] ---
or step on a twig or rock?
[12:33] ---
You're suggesting the dragon came out
[12:36] ---
because I stumbled into a trap?
[12:38] ---
Then it suddenly appeared for no reason?
SIGN Danger Danger
[12:41] ---
Well,
[12:41] ---
in other words... How can I put it...?
[12:44] ---
Well, consider this my sunrise to you!
[12:48] ---
You unleashed that thing?!
[12:50] ---
It's a mechanical device from the village,
so all we have to do is stop it!
[12:52] ---
You don't have to make
such a big deal about it!
[12:54] ---
The thing is...
[12:56] ---
The village has never actually been attacked,
[13:00] ---
so this is the first time we've
seen that mechanical dragon, too.
[13:03] ---
In that case, we'll just have to slay it!
[13:07] ---
Natsumi and Fuyuki, hide!
[13:10] ---
Let's go!
[13:10] ---
Agreed!
[13:11] ---
See you later!
[13:12] ---
Text me when you're done!
[13:13] ---
You're coming, too, moron!
[13:15] ---
You're the one who's most at fault here!
[13:17] ---
Ack! Please, spare me!
[13:29] ---
Tch!
[13:30] ---
A force field?!
[13:34] ---
Did that work?
[13:42] ---
What?!
[13:44] ---
If you're gonna slay a dragon,
this is how you do it!
[13:49] ---
That didn't do any good.
[13:51] ---
It is quite impressive.
[13:53] ---
However, it ends here!
[13:56] ---
Dororo Ninja Art!
[13:57] ---
Wind Deity!
[14:05] ---
What?!
[14:07] ---
Dororo!
[14:19] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[14:24] ---
Drat it!
[14:25] ---
It's like a Pekoponian robot!
[14:27] ---
Don't you think it'd be quicker
if we looked for its off switch?
[14:30] ---
But where could that switch be?
[14:32] ---
Assassin Magic,
[14:34] ---
Appraisal Vision!
[14:37] ---
Th-This is...
[14:38] ---
Dororo!
[14:39] ---
What did you see?!
[14:42] ---
This is just a paper tiger!
[14:43] ---
What?!
[14:45] ---
Then why is it this strong?!
[14:47] ---
I don't understand!
[14:48] ---
It is running on ninja power!
[14:51] ---
And going by its intensity,
the ninja power is strong!
[14:54] ---
Then you should be able to do something
with your ninja power, right, Dororo?!
[14:57] ---
No, I am not strong enough on my own...
[15:05] ---
Then we need the ninja power
of many more people!
[15:16] ---
What?
[15:21] ---
I see!
[15:31] ---
It's Koyuki!
[15:31] ---
Please, help us!
[15:33] ---
Help all of us!
SIGN Tea
[15:45] ---
Where should we go next?
[15:46] ---
Let's see...
SIGN Agony
[15:52] ---
Help us!
[15:56] ---
Retired master! Sorry to keep you waiting!
[16:00] ---
Huh?
[16:01] ---
Huh...?
[16:01] ---
Retired master!
[16:05] ---
It's Koyuki! Please! Help!
[16:09] ---
Please!
[16:09] ---
Help us!
[16:18] ---
I failed...
[16:19] ---
Gero...
[16:20] ---
Is this the end?
[16:21] ---
Hang in there, everyone!
[16:35] ---
Look out!
[16:36] ---
Run!
[16:48] ---
They're...
[16:56] ---
I knew it!
[16:57] ---
You all came!
[16:59] ---
Are you ready, everyone?
[17:02] ---
Yeah!
[17:03] ---
Rin-pyo-to-sha-kai-jin-retsu-zai!
[17:10] ---
Zen!
[17:37] ---
Gero!
[17:38] ---
Now what's going on?!
[17:47] ---
Are you all right, Koyuki, Dororo?
[17:50] ---
Nin!
[17:51] ---
Thank you, Chief! Everyone!
[17:54] ---
No, I apologize.
[17:57] ---
When I left the village,
I carelessly forgot about this.
[18:01] ---
Koyuki. Your voice, crying out for help,
[18:05] ---
came through loud and clear.
[18:07] ---
You remember old ninja techniques well.
[18:10] ---
Actually, I'd completely forgotten about it,
[18:14] ---
but that girl helped me remember.
[18:17] ---
That girl?
[18:19] ---
Oh, I see!
[18:22] ---
I apologize for leaving you alone.
[18:24] ---
But I haven't forgotten about you.
[18:30] ---
Chief?
[18:32] ---
Well, I guess we can call it a day.
[18:35] ---
Good work, everyone!
[18:38] ---
All right, dismissed!
[18:46] ---
Koyuki, Dororo...
[18:48] ---
Be well.
[18:57] ---
He's gone.
[19:03] ---
All of you, take care.
[19:11] ---
The Yoshino cherry trees
were all originally one tree.
[19:14] ---
One individual form.
[19:16] ---
It wouldn't surprise me if the wills of all
the trees communicated with each other.
[19:20] ---
And ninjas are amazing
for being able to use that.
[19:23] ---
Plus they can save on phone bills, right?
[19:26] ---
Commander-dono...
[19:27] ---
It takes a lot of strict training
to be able to accomplish that.
[19:31] ---
Tch! Shoot.
[19:32] ---
Hey, Koyuki-chan.
[19:34] ---
So in the end, who was that girl?
[19:37] ---
I don't really know.
[19:41] ---
But maybe...
[19:49] ---
Hey, who was that girl?
[19:52] ---
A girl took me as far as the cherry blossoms.
[19:55] ---
I see...
[19:57] ---
You saw that girl?
[19:59] ---
Where is she from?
[20:04] ---
Chief?
[20:06] ---
She's behind you.
[20:25] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[20:26] ---
Breakfast is ready.
[20:29] ---
Koyuki-dono?
[20:37] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[20:38] ---
What is that?
[20:39] ---
A cherry blossom sapling.
[20:49] ---
I hope it grows up to be a big, strong tree.
[20:51] ---
I'm sure the flowers will be beautiful
when they're in bloom.
[20:54] ---
I'm sure...
[20:56] ---
Nin.
[20:57] ---
Well, let us have breakfast.
[20:59] ---
Yeah!
[21:20] ---
Until we meet again!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN Keron
[23:09] ---
Originally, the invasion of Pekopon
[23:11] ---
was a major military operation
involving the entire Keron Army,
[23:15] ---
but between one thing and another,
only my platoon was left behind here.
[23:18] ---
That aside!
[23:20] ---
Don't miss the moment of the
Keroro Platoon's formation!
[23:23] ---
"Kero Zero: The Night Before
the Keroro Platoon's Departure, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Kero Zero: The Keroro Platoon's
First Mission, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E260 - Kero Zero: The Night Before the Keroro Platoon's Departure, Sir! / Kero Zero: The Keroro Platoon's First Mission, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN (The Present)
[01:32] ---
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[01:36] ---
There, formidable frog-type aliens
[01:38] ---
made plans to invade Earth.
[01:41] ---
This really takes me back.
[01:45] ---
This is from the parade when you departed
for the invasion of Planet Kinugawa?
[01:50] ---
That's right!
[01:52] ---
Look, Mother, there you are!
[01:55] ---
Oh, no!
[01:58] ---
And tonight, at last, is the parade
[02:00] ---
honoring our son Keroro's departure
for Pekopon tomorrow.
[02:04] ---
I can't wait.
[02:07] ---
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others.
SIGN Kero Zero
[02:17] ---
Kero Zero: The Night Before
the Keroro Platoon's Departure, Sir!
[02:23] ---
Tonight's the parade in honor of
our departure for Pekopon tomorrow.
[02:26] ---
We have to be at the venue by 18:00 hours.
[02:29] ---
Don't worry, Giroro-kun.
They'll give us a little slack today.
[02:35] ---
There it is!
[02:41] ---
How many years has it been?
[02:43] ---
I'm surprised it's still here.
[02:46] ---
It's a nice place to spend
our last day on Keron.
[02:50] ---
What nonsense!
[02:52] ---
We're no longer children!
[02:54] ---
Hail Keron! Hail Keron!
[02:54] ---
We're full-fledged Keron soldiers!
SIGN Hail Keron
Hail Keron
[02:58] ---
That's what you say,
[03:00] ---
even while tagging along!
[03:02] ---
Sh-Shut up!
[03:04] ---
I'm just here to make sure you two
aren't late for the parade!
[03:06] ---
But this room...
[03:08] ---
...is surprisingly cramped
when we enter it now.
[03:11] ---
Even though it seemed like
a lot of space when we were kids.
[03:15] ---
But that aside,
[03:17] ---
look over here!
[03:23] ---
This is...
[03:25] ---
Yeah! Our hiding place for
old-timey video games and toys.
[03:29] ---
All of this stuff could be
sold at a premium now.
[03:31] ---
I came to collect this!
[03:33] ---
Wretch!
[03:34] ---
You said something about
reveling in sentimentality
[03:36] ---
at the secret base from our childhood
[03:38] ---
on our last day before
leaving for enemy territory,
[03:40] ---
but in the end, that's your goal?!
SIGN Keron
[03:43] ---
Come on, Tet-chan. Here.
[03:47] ---
Th-That's...
[03:49] ---
Rattle-rattle... Beep!
[03:52] ---
Depart when ready!
[03:58] ---
So shall we bring a few things to play with
on the central mothership, Grand Star,
[04:04] ---
on the way to Pekopon?
[04:09] ---
Huh?
[04:10] ---
What's wrong?
[04:13] ---
I-It won't open!
[04:15] ---
This device...
[04:16] ---
That came as a bonus with my
Space Kid Science magazine,
[04:19] ---
but you attached it to the door here
without even asking me.
[04:23] ---
The "voice recognition lock system"!
[04:25] ---
Now I remember!
[04:26] ---
I think I put it on the door
[04:28] ---
because this was our treasure storage room.
[04:29] ---
It may have been a bonus,
[04:30] ---
but I recall it being like a
professional security system.
[04:33] ---
And it still works?
[04:35] ---
But if we say the password, it'll open.
[04:41] ---
Huh?
[04:42] ---
Wait, what?
[04:43] ---
Nobody remembers what it was?!
[04:44] ---
Gero!
[04:45] ---
I recall you were the last person
who changed the password!
[04:49] ---
I entered the first one,
[04:52] ---
but you changed it, Giroro.
[04:56] ---
Did I?
[04:57] ---
No, wait...
[04:58] ---
After that, Zeroro said,
"My password is safer"...
[05:02] ---
B-But after that,
[05:03] ---
Keroro changed it to
something else that same day!
[05:06] ---
Did I?
[05:08] ---
But after that, didn't we take turns
changing it once a week?
[05:12] ---
So who changed it the very last time?
[05:16] ---
Nobody remembers?!
[05:19] ---
Who needs a password?
[05:21] ---
We just have to break it!
[05:26] ---
C-Cracks in my bones...
[05:29] ---
Corporal Giroro! You can't underestimate
a magazine's bonus gift.
[05:33] ---
Space Kid Science magazine's bonus gift could
easily be mistaken for a pro security system.
SIGN Bonus Gift
[05:38] ---
Drat it! Zeroro!
[05:39] ---
Do something with your Assassin Magic!
[05:42] ---
Y-You want me to use Assassin Magic
in these cramped quarters?
[05:49] ---
Assassin Magic!
[05:52] ---
Gero!
[05:58] ---
That didn't work...
[06:02] ---
The parade is starting soon.
[06:05] ---
What happened to Sergeant Keroro-san?
[06:08] ---
I was looking forward to
meeting him for the first time...
[06:14] ---
It's almost 17:00 hours!
[06:16] ---
We don't have time for this!
[06:18] ---
We're also supposed to meet Sergeant Major
Kululu and Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[06:21] ---
We need to head for the parade grounds soon!
[06:24] ---
A-Anyway...
[06:26] ---
...let's try the passwords
we remember in order.
SIGN Keron
[06:29] ---
Keron!
SIGN Keron Star
[06:31] ---
Keron Star!
SIGN Keroro the Superstar
[06:35] ---
Keroro the Superstar!
[06:37] ---
Grrr!
SIGN Skull 1
[06:39] ---
Skull One!
SIGN Mission Complete
[06:41] ---
Mission Complete!
[06:44] ---
9,999,999!
[06:49] ---
What was that one about?
[06:50] ---
Galactic Railway!
[06:52] ---
It was my fan club member number!
[06:54] ---
O-Oh...
SIGN July 1st, 1970 Keron
[06:56] ---
July 1st, 1970 Keron!
[07:00] ---
No good, huh?
[07:01] ---
What was that?
SIGN July 1st, 1970 Keron
[07:04] ---
Pururu's birthday!
[07:06] ---
Why would you use Pururu-chan's
birthday as a password, Zeroro?!
[07:09] ---
Oh, that was, um...
[07:12] ---
Come to think of it,
[07:14] ---
how did you know it was Pururu-chan's
birthday right off the bat, Giroro?!
[07:18] ---
You see, um...
[07:20] ---
Then how about this?!
[07:22] ---
Hit the track, Trainy!
SIGN Vehicle
[07:27] ---
What was that?
[07:28] ---
Wh-What?
SIGN Sponsored by Gleeko
[07:29] ---
It was on Sunday nights at 7:30, remember?
SIGN Sunday morning from 7:30 PM
SIGN Hit the Track! Trainy
[07:32] ---
The intelligent train that
traveled all over the country.
[07:37] ---
Giroro, you used to watch
that little kid's show?
[07:41] ---
Wh-What do you care?
[07:43] ---
Sunday nights at 7:30...
SIGN Sci-fi Drama Snake Corps
[07:48] ---
...I was watching the
sci-fi drama Snake Corps!
[07:51] ---
I watched Hefty, Girl of the Alpos.
[07:51] ---
My big brother used to watch it with me!
[07:54] ---
Lieutenant Galulu, too? Lame...
SIGN They're not listening...
[07:57] ---
They're not listening...
[07:59] ---
The parade will begin in just a moment.
[08:01] ---
All participants, please split up into your
platoons and assemble at the main gate.
[08:05] ---
No one is here with the Keroro Platoon.
[08:07] ---
I repeat.
[08:07] ---
What happened?
[08:08] ---
The parade will begin in just a moment.
[08:12] ---
All participants, please split up into your
platoons and assemble at the main gate.
[08:15] ---
Who are you?
[08:17] ---
Coneheads!
[08:19] ---
Joriri's wool undies!
[08:23] ---
Jon Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt!
SIGN Jon Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt
[08:29] ---
N-No good...
[08:30] ---
Um, what else?
[08:33] ---
Th-This is...
[08:35] ---
What is it?
[08:36] ---
The power light is off!
[08:39] ---
What?!
[08:40] ---
So it isn't locked?!
[08:42] ---
Then why won't the door open?!
[08:45] ---
My guess...
SIGN Pull
[08:52] ---
Pull.
[08:53] ---
Ow...
[08:54] ---
So this is a "pull" door, not a "push" door.
SIGN Realize
that
earlier
[08:59] ---
Realize that earlier!
[09:00] ---
Trainy!
[09:05] ---
We didn't make it in time.
[09:07] ---
I can't believe we were truant
[09:10] ---
from the big parade the night before
we depart for the Pekopon invasion.
[09:13] ---
I'm sure Father will chew me out.
[09:15] ---
That's the least of our worries.
[09:17] ---
We could be court-martialed
[09:19] ---
and miss out on going to Pekopon altogether.
[09:22] ---
N-No!
SIGN Keron News
[09:30] ---
Tonight's parade, on the eve of the
Pekopon invasion, was a great success.
[09:36] ---
The spectators' loud cheers
[09:38] ---
must have resonated in the
hearts of our young soldiers
[09:41] ---
heading to Pekopon.
[09:43] ---
Gero!
[09:45] ---
Oh, Keroro.
[09:46] ---
Giroro-kun and Zeroro-kun, too.
That was fast.
[09:49] ---
Look at yourselves, in fine form.
[09:51] ---
They got a great shot of you!
[09:53] ---
That's...
[09:54] ---
How...?
[09:55] ---
What's going on here?
SIGN Borscht Simple Recipe Series
[09:58] ---
I wasn't going to march
in some stupid parade.
[10:01] ---
Copy robots?!
[10:03] ---
Correct.
[10:04] ---
You and the others weren't there, Commander,
[10:06] ---
so I dispatched a few more on your behalf.
[10:09] ---
Right now, we're in the middle of a battle
under Commander Keroro's leadership,
[10:12] ---
fighting for Keron's tomorrow.
[10:15] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama, march in the parade
with the copy robots so no one will know.
[10:20] ---
I'm counting on you.
[10:21] ---
Roger dodger!
[10:24] ---
S-So that's what happened...
[10:26] ---
That's Sergeant Major Kululu, a sharp
operator, just like the rumors say.
[10:30] ---
I look forward to meeting up tomorrow
on the central mothership, Grand Star.
[10:36] ---
I look forward to meeting you, too.
[10:43] ---
In any case,
[10:45] ---
I can have peace of mind for the moment.
[10:47] ---
And with that relief comes the
sudden desire to play a video game.
[10:51] ---
I'll just play a little bit
before going to sleep.
[10:55] ---
Playing that nostalgic video game
later and later into the night
[11:00] ---
is what caused Sergeant Keroro
to oversleep the next morning.
[11:03] ---
But that's another story...
[11:17] ---
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN The Planet Keron (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[11:20] ---
Home to a race of formidable frog-type aliens
[11:22] ---
who are bent on conquering the Earth.
[11:29] ---
This borscht is delicious!
[11:31] ---
How much are you gonna eat?!
[11:32] ---
Okay, okay.
[11:33] ---
We'll be arriving in enemy territory
soon enough, so what's the harm?
[11:37] ---
Exactly!
[11:38] ---
Would you like some, too, Zeroro?
[11:39] ---
Take that contraption off your mouth first.
[11:41] ---
O-Okay...
[11:45] ---
We will be arriving shortly at the
Keron Army central mothership, Grand Star.
[11:49] ---
Please do not leave any belongings on board.
[11:51] ---
Well, it's almost that time.
[11:53] ---
Should we prepare to disembark?
[11:56] ---
Huh?
[11:58] ---
What's wrong?!
[11:59] ---
I...
[12:00] ---
I forgot my Kero Ball!
SIGN Kero Zero
[12:07] ---
Kero Zero: The Keroro Platoon's
First Mission, Sir!
[12:14] ---
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others.
[12:23] ---
What are you gonna do, Keroro?!
[12:25] ---
Forgetting your Kero Ball is
grounds for a court-martial!
[12:28] ---
If the battalion commander found out...
[12:31] ---
...being shipped back to Keron
would be just for starters!
[12:34] ---
Th-That's why, before that happens,
if I can secretly contact Father
[12:37] ---
and have him send it to me here
by space motorbike messenger...
[12:40] ---
I've been waiting for you!
[12:48] ---
I am Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[12:52] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[12:54] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro!
[12:58] ---
Then...
[12:59] ---
...you're...
[13:01] ---
...Sergeant Major Kululu.
[13:03] ---
No need to thank me for sending
copy robots to the parade.
[13:07] ---
That was very impressive,
Sergeant Major Kululu.
[13:10] ---
A perfect introduction to my strategy
and communications staff officer.
[13:14] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu...
[13:15] ---
The man who was promoted to lieutenant
commander with unprecedented speed,
[13:19] ---
but then demoted to sergeant major
after causing some trouble.
[13:23] ---
So you're Corporal Giroro?
[13:25] ---
I look forward to working with you.
[13:26] ---
Y-Yeah...
[13:27] ---
It's mutual, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[13:29] ---
You are so cool, Corporal Giroro!
[13:33] ---
Then...
[13:35] ---
...you're with the assassin corps.
[13:37] ---
Indeed. I am Lance Corporal Zeroro.
[13:39] ---
Lance Corporal Zeroro, the top soldier
[13:42] ---
of the Keron Army's
super-elite assassin corps!
[13:45] ---
Awesome! Too awesome!
[13:48] ---
To think that I will be able to fight
[13:50] ---
alongside them and the legendary
Sergeant Keroro...
[13:54] ---
Everyone! I am an inexperienced soldier,
[13:56] ---
but I look forward to working with you!
[13:58] ---
All right!
[13:59] ---
The Keroro Platoon is assembled!
[14:06] ---
So let's mark the occasion
with our first resonance!
[14:08] ---
Should we do it?
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Zerozerozerozero...
SIGN Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Zerozerozerozero...
[14:47] ---
Kind of cramped in here, huh?
[14:50] ---
The five of us have to live here together
until we arrive on Pekopon?
[14:55] ---
Can't they switch us to a bigger room?
[14:58] ---
Grand Star has 483,793 rooms for platoons.
[15:04] ---
Gero?
[15:05] ---
All of the rooms are the same type,
[15:08] ---
so there is no "bigger room."
[15:11] ---
Wh-What's this voice?
[15:13] ---
I am the artificial intelligence
for the Keroro Platoon room.
[15:17] ---
Please call me K6000.
[15:19] ---
Well, let's begin with identity verification,
[15:22] ---
so please present your Kero Ball,
the sign of your rank as a commander.
[15:25] ---
Gero...
[15:26] ---
Wow! A Kero Ball! I wanna see it, too!
[15:30] ---
B-Before that,
[15:31] ---
you know, we have to decide
where to put the beds!
[15:34] ---
I... I'm going to clean my weapons...
[15:36] ---
I had better organize my things...
SIGN Don't try to trick me!
[15:39] ---
Why are you trying to deceive me?!
[15:42] ---
Don't tell me...
[15:44] ---
You didn't forget or lose
your Kero Ball, did you?
SIGN Grand Star Law Article 375
[15:50] ---
Grand Staw Law, Article 375.
SIGN Grand Star Law Article 375 Commander
[15:53] ---
When a platoon commander
is aboard the Grand Star,
[15:56] ---
they must be in possession of
their Kero Ball at all times.
SIGN In Possession
[15:59] ---
If it is detected that a commander is
not in possession of their Kero Ball,
SIGN Detected
[16:02] ---
the platoon will be ejected
from the ship immediately.
[16:05] ---
N-No!!
[16:07] ---
Of course I haven't lost
[16:09] ---
or forgotten my precious Kero Ball.
[16:12] ---
How could you suspect me of that?
[16:14] ---
Then please show it to me at once.
[16:16] ---
Fine!
[16:19] ---
Um...
[16:20] ---
Where did I put it again?
[16:23] ---
Hold it right there!
[16:25] ---
What is that?
[16:45] ---
Intruder on the Grand Star!
[16:47] ---
Eliminate on sight!
[16:51] ---
According to Grand Star Article 88,
[16:54] ---
personal belongings are prohibited,
so I'm confiscating this.
SIGN Personal Belonging
SIGN Article 88
SIGN Confiscation of Personal Belongings
[16:57] ---
Or, like, zero excuse?
[16:58] ---
Gero?!
[17:00] ---
Gero!
[17:01] ---
What's this?!
[17:02] ---
It seems an unidentified, unauthorized being
[17:04] ---
is aboard the Grand Star.
[17:07] ---
That's a big deal!
[17:09] ---
This is no time to look for my Kero Ball!
[17:12] ---
This is my chance!
SIGN Intruder
[17:14] ---
Keroro Platoon, move out!
[17:17] ---
Roger!
[17:18] ---
It's dangerous to leave the room right now!
[17:20] ---
Go! Go! Go!
[17:22] ---
Gero!
[17:23] ---
The invader?!
[17:26] ---
Huh?
[17:28] ---
Drat it!
[17:29] ---
Where is it?!
[17:30] ---
The invader has the ability of mimicry.
SIGN Mimicry
[17:33] ---
Please be careful.
[17:34] ---
Mimicry?
[17:36] ---
In other words, it can turn into anything.
[17:39] ---
Gero?
[17:40] ---
There are two of my Game Clocks...
[17:44] ---
There!
[17:49] ---
The room is shuttered.
[17:51] ---
Please hunt down and eliminate
the enemy immediately.
[17:54] ---
If you cannot eliminate it,
[17:55] ---
I will enact the final option according to
[17:59] ---
Grand Star Law, Article 768.
[18:01] ---
Final option?
SIGN Grand Star Law Article 768
[18:03] ---
This platoon room, along with the intruder,
SIGN Keroro Platoon Room
[18:05] ---
will be separated from the Grand Star
SIGN Goodbye
SIGN Goodbye
SIGN Goodbye
[18:08] ---
and swallowed up by deep space.
[18:11] ---
That would include you, too!
[18:13] ---
I've got a backup copy,
[18:15] ---
so please use your Kero Ball to
exterminate the intruder immediately.
[18:19] ---
Gulp!
[18:20] ---
Y-Yeah, see, the thing is...
[18:22] ---
...my Kero Ball...
[18:24] ---
You haven't forgotten or lost it, right?
[18:27] ---
O-Of course not!
[18:29] ---
A-All right!
[18:31] ---
This is the Keroro Platoon's first mission!
[18:34] ---
Let's use all of our resources to
hunt down and destroy the enemy!
[18:38] ---
Roger!
[18:39] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
Are you getting a reading?
[18:42] ---
Looks like it has quite
an advanced mimic ability.
[18:45] ---
I'm not even picking it up
on the life form radar.
[18:48] ---
Oh! I got a reaction just for a moment.
[18:50] ---
Behind you, Commander!
[18:53] ---
There!
[19:07] ---
Sorry.
[19:08] ---
The reaction was actually to
Corporal Giroro's rear end.
[19:12] ---
Be careful, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[19:14] ---
Mistakes on the battlefield are unforgivable!
[19:16] ---
If you cannot pick it up on radar,
[19:18] ---
then we will just have to rely on sight!
[19:21] ---
Fine by me!
[19:22] ---
I'll blast it to ash within ten seconds!
[19:37] ---
No!
[19:43] ---
There!
[19:44] ---
My beloved treasure was
blasted because of you!
[19:47] ---
Hey!
[19:53] ---
Gero!
[19:54] ---
That's borscht?
[19:58] ---
No, not borscht... Curry!
[20:01] ---
You can't fool these eyes!
[20:09] ---
With this, the mission is complete!
[20:13] ---
Huh?
SIGN Silence
[20:19] ---
Gero?!
[20:25] ---
I flushed the enemy into space...
[20:30] ---
...by using this Kero Ball!
[20:33] ---
That's our Sergeant Keroro!
[20:35] ---
You're awesome!
[20:37] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[20:39] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[20:43] ---
What?!
[20:45] ---
Sssh! Keep it down, Giroro!
[20:47] ---
You had an unidentified enemy...
[20:49] ---
...mimic a Kero Ball?!
[20:51] ---
I didn't make it do this!
[20:54] ---
It did it on its own!
[20:56] ---
It'll keep pretending to be a Kero Ball?
[20:59] ---
So far, so good.
[21:01] ---
It's actually a cute little thing.
[21:04] ---
Gero?
[21:09] ---
Hurry up and catch it! Catch it!
[21:11] ---
Gero!
[21:11] ---
W-Wait!
[21:15] ---
Their journey to Pekopon has just begun.
[21:18] ---
After this, Sergeant Keroro
[21:20] ---
secretly contacted his father
[21:22] ---
and had him send the forgotten Kero Ball,
thereby escaping being sent home prematurely,
[21:30] ---
but that's another story.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
SIGN You Win!
[23:07] ---
I'm Nishizawa Momoka.
[23:09] ---
I'm Tsukigami Chiruyo.
[23:10] ---
Um, how long have you had a crush
on Fuyuki-kun, Nishizawa-san?
SIGN Flowers
[23:13] ---
H-How about you, Tsukigami-san?
[23:15] ---
Well, um...
[23:16] ---
Tell me later, Nishizawa-san!
[23:18] ---
Okay, the two of us can share it in secret.
[23:20] ---
That aside,
[23:21] ---
Master Fuyuki is too obtuse!
SIGN Toys and Sweets
[23:24] ---
"Momoka: Grand Operation Seat Shuffle, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"556's Feelings, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E261 - Momoka: Grand Operation Seat Shuffle, Sir! / 556's Feelings, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Sweets Nishizawa
[01:33] ---
Milady, you have but one chance.
SIGN Apple Popsicles
Ramune
[01:36] ---
The candy with the doll of
Master Fuyuki attached is the winner.
[01:40] ---
All right...
[01:45] ---
Believe in yourself, Momoka!
SIGN Apple Popsicles
Ramune
[01:52] ---
Spectacular, milady!
[01:55] ---
Bravo!
[01:56] ---
Bravo! Bravo!
[01:56] ---
Yes! Next!
[01:59] ---
Next is the winning popsicle search.
SIGN You Could Be A Winner!!
[02:02] ---
Even you, milady, cannot hope to pull the
one winning popsicle from these hundred million!
SIGN Sudden stop...
SIGN You're A Winner!
[02:21] ---
Spectacular!
[02:22] ---
Bravo!
[02:24] ---
Ha ha!
[02:25] ---
Bravo! Bravo!
[02:25] ---
I am invincible!
[02:28] ---
Come on, Paul! Keep 'em coming!
[02:30] ---
Yes, milady!
SIGN Silver Peach Symbol
[02:33] ---
So close!
[02:35] ---
If only you had gotten the
golden peach symbol,
[02:37] ---
we would have achieved 100%!
[02:41] ---
Yet still, there is no time
to be pessimistic!
[02:44] ---
Milady Momoka, your lottery luck
is presently...
[02:50] ---
...99.99%!
[02:52] ---
Your day-and-night training is
most definitely producing results!
SIGN Nishizawa-made
[02:57] ---
Nishizawa-made lottery luck training room!
SIGN Lottery Luck Training Room
[03:00] ---
And why are you training this, exactly?
[03:08] ---
Momoka: Grand Operation Seat Shuffle, Sir!
SIGN Popsicle Game (DONE) Speed Lottery (DONE) 100,000,000 Yen Lottery (DONE) Instant Win!! (DONE) (DONE) (DONE)
[03:13] ---
Yes...
[03:15] ---
All of this is for the big
event waiting tomorrow...
[03:17] ---
...the class seat shuffle!
SIGN Huge Raffle
Lottery
[03:20] ---
With the luck Milady Momoka has acquired
by enduring this grueling training,
SIGN Big Dreams
(DONE) (DONE)
[03:25] ---
it should be trivial for her to pull the
seat she desires in tomorrow's drawing!
[03:31] ---
The seat shuffle. I forgot it's
that time of year again...
[03:35] ---
Every time the seat shuffle came,
[03:36] ---
I used to be very tense as I waited to
find out who I would be sitting by.
[03:41] ---
Gero gero gero.
[03:43] ---
I will lend you a hand here,
Lady Momoka, ma'am!
[03:48] ---
What Lady Momoka is after...
SIGN It's Simple
[03:50] ---
It's simple! It's the seat
next to Master Fuyuki!
[03:53] ---
By assisting Lady Momoka here,
[03:56] ---
I'll get tons of "thanks"!
[03:57] ---
I'm happy for the gesture, but...
[04:00] ---
This time, I will do without.
[04:01] ---
Gero?!
[04:03] ---
This alone... is something
I want to accomplish myself!
[04:13] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[04:15] ---
Tsukigami-san.
[04:16] ---
Ummm...
[04:18] ---
Err... uhh...
[04:20] ---
About today's seat shuffle...
[04:26] ---
Morning!
[04:27] ---
Nishizawa-san, Tsukigami-san.
[04:29] ---
Oh! Uh uh uh uh...
[04:31] ---
Good morning!
[04:32] ---
Morning...
SIGN 1 Received Mail Normal | Select | Menu
SIGN Received Mail FM: Nishizawa Momoka Let's both take our best fair shot at the seat shuffle today. Reply Menu
[04:45] ---
Let's both take our best fair
shot at the seat shuffle today.
SIGN 1 Received Mail Normal Select Menu
SIGN Received Mail FM: Tsukigami Chiruyo I hope we both get nice seats. Reply Menu
[04:55] ---
I hope we both get nice seats.
[05:01] ---
Okay!
[05:01] ---
In your seats quickly, you three!
[05:04] ---
Sarge?!
[05:06] ---
Oh, yeah!
[05:08] ---
Tama-chan?!
[05:09] ---
Even the Corporal is here!
SIGN May 2nd Kerono Kerohachi
[05:10] ---
What are you doing, Sarge?
[05:13] ---
I am not "Sarge"!
[05:15] ---
I am your substitute teacher,
SIGN Kerono Kerohachi
[05:18] ---
Kerono Kerohachi-sensei!
[05:21] ---
I'm a transfer student.
[05:23] ---
Huh?!
[05:24] ---
Tama-pest...
[05:25] ---
I'm frickin' warnin' you,
if you try pullin' anything funny...
[05:28] ---
M-Momocchi...
you are worrying too much...
[05:33] ---
Come on, come on, homeroom's starting!
[05:35] ---
Take your seats!
[05:36] ---
I've seen him somewhere before...
SIGN Teacher's Desk
[05:39] ---
Okay, everyone listening?
[05:41] ---
Today in homeroom,
[05:43] ---
we will be shuffling around
your seating positions.
[05:45] ---
Please draw lots in order according
to your register number.
[05:49] ---
Oh, right.
[05:50] ---
Today was the seat shuffle...
[05:52] ---
Gero gerori.
[05:53] ---
Lady Momoka turned me down,
[05:56] ---
but I am not a man to let something like that
deter me from this business chance, sir!
SIGN Squeeze
SIGN Squeeze
[06:01] ---
What Lady Momoka is after
is, without question,
[06:04] ---
the seat next to Master Fuyuki!
[06:07] ---
So just one of us
[06:08] ---
needs to get the number for
the seat next to Fukki!
[06:12] ---
And then we'll sell that number to
Lady Momoka at a high price, sir!
[06:17] ---
It is... necessary in order
to acquire invasion budget...
[06:22] ---
Ah! It is Fukki's turn!
[06:28] ---
I'm in the same seat again...
[06:31] ---
Fukki's seat is determined.
[06:33] ---
So the left side has already been taken...
[06:35] ---
Only the right side remains.
[06:38] ---
The one we aim for is...
[06:40] ---
...number 14, sir!
[06:43] ---
Gerori.
[06:44] ---
Right. Then it is my turn next.
[06:47] ---
Corporal Giroro... it's up to you, sir!
[06:50] ---
This is a battlefield.
[06:53] ---
I have only one bullet remaining.
[06:59] ---
I will end this in one shot!
[07:01] ---
Number 14!
[07:03] ---
I've got you!
[07:05] ---
Too bad. It's number 29.
[07:08] ---
Kerohachi-san, I'm sorry...
[07:10] ---
You rotten daruma!
[07:13] ---
I am next.
[07:16] ---
This is a battlefield.
[07:19] ---
Woman! I will destroy you and your
family registry in a single blast!
[07:24] ---
Tamama Impact!
[07:27] ---
I have got you!
[07:28] ---
Too bad! Number 4!
[07:31] ---
Armageddon!
[07:34] ---
Tama...
[07:35] ---
D'argh! Every one of you!
[07:38] ---
It looks like I'm the only one left, sir!
[07:41] ---
Wait a moment.
[07:44] ---
Huh? What's the issue?
[07:46] ---
Umm... I don't think there's any
need for you to draw a lot, Sensei.
[07:51] ---
You dopey dum-dum!
[07:52] ---
It makes no difference who's a
teacher or a student in this class!
SIGN Whaaa?!
[07:56] ---
You can't do that!
SIGN Teacher's Desk
[07:58] ---
What a fussy bunch...
[08:00] ---
My reward money from Lady Momoka
is on the line here, sir!
[08:03] ---
Please, Keroro!
[08:05] ---
Do your best, Mr. Sergeant!
[08:08] ---
This is a battlefield...
SIGN Candy Toys
[08:10] ---
I only have one chance
to complete the set!
SIGN Captain Geroro
[08:13] ---
I'll nail it in one try, sir!
[08:18] ---
Come on out, number 14!
SIGN Socks
[08:21] ---
Socks.
[08:22] ---
Uh?
[08:23] ---
Sorry!
[08:24] ---
Looks like the lot I made for the borrowing
race got mixed in there somehow.
[08:29] ---
Gero!
[08:30] ---
To draw that one lot out of all of them...
[08:32] ---
Sarge had the least luck of them all.
[08:38] ---
Ahh... Looks like she was unlucky, too.
[08:58] ---
You're next, Nishizawa-san!
[09:01] ---
Ah ha ha ha!
[09:03] ---
Right!
[09:12] ---
Huh?
[09:13] ---
Where did Sarge and the others go?
[09:19] ---
Huh? What are you doing in there?
[09:21] ---
If we use this thing,
SIGN Microid Ray Gun
[09:23] ---
sneaking into a place like this
is easy-peasy lemon-squeezy!
[09:26] ---
And now we'll make Lady Momoka
grab this winning lot,
[09:30] ---
and wangle plenty of thanks out of her, sir!
[09:32] ---
So you still hadn't given up, then.
SIGN Crunch
SIGN Crumple
SIGN Squidge
SIGN Crack
SIGN Crack
SIGN Snap
SIGN Snap
SIGN UGYAAAAA!
[09:42] ---
Is something wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[09:45] ---
Ah... no...
[09:46] ---
It's nothing.
[09:48] ---
What are you hesitating for?!
[09:49] ---
Now you've come this far,
you've gotta go for it!
[09:51] ---
I know that!
[09:53] ---
But...
[09:54] ---
Yeah, I know... normally,
[09:57] ---
we might've used any means at our
disposal to achieve our objective.
[10:01] ---
But this one time,
[10:03] ---
we're gonna fight fair and square!
SIGN Sudden stop...
[10:05] ---
That's what we decided, right?!
SIGN You're A Winner!
SIGN Big Dreams
(DONE) (DONE)
[10:09] ---
Yes...
[10:11] ---
This one thing...
[10:12] ---
I have to pull it out myself,
or it means nothing!
[10:21] ---
Nishizawa-san, number 19!
[10:26] ---
You ended up in the same seat, as well!
Isn't that a coincidence?
[10:30] ---
Yes... you're right!
SIGN 2nd Kokoro Natsume Souseki Sensei and I
[10:38] ---
As for Sarge and the others who tried
to wangle "thanks" out of Momoka-chan...
[10:43] ---
Momocchi did not end up next to
the Fukki in the end, did she?
[10:47] ---
It's okay.
[10:48] ---
There'll be another
seat shuffle next term, sir!
[10:52] ---
They learned nothing.
SIGN Received Mail FM: Tsukigami Chiruyo Congrats, Nishizawa-san! You got the best possible position this time, too! I'll try for it next time ♪ Reply Menu
[10:59] ---
Congrats, Nishizawa-san, you got the
best possible position this time, too!
[11:03] ---
I'll try for it next time!
[11:05] ---
Uh? This seat is the best position?
[11:08] ---
Let me explain.
[11:09] ---
At a glance, you might think that the seat
next to Master Fuyuki would be the best one.
[11:13] ---
However, when seated beside him,
unless you look directly sideways,
[11:16] ---
you cannot look at his face.
[11:20] ---
This seat directly behind him and to the side
[11:21] ---
is the best position for naturally
gazing at Master Fuyuki.
[11:26] ---
Ahh, you're right!
[11:29] ---
Spectacular, milady Momoka!
[11:43] ---
What do you all think is
most important to you?
[11:46] ---
Your family? Your girlfriend
or boyfriend? Or...
[11:49] ---
Aaaahhh... achhoo!
SIGN Achoo!
SIGN Artificial Flowers
[12:01] ---
Are you okay, Lavie?
[12:03] ---
Are you sure you haven't caught a cold?
[12:04] ---
I just sneezed, brother.
[12:07] ---
I see!
[12:11] ---
Brother looks so worried...
[12:14] ---
He does?
[12:16] ---
Thank you for worrying abo—
[12:19] ---
Wh-What is this?
[12:21] ---
I can't believe what I've done!
[12:23] ---
What's wrong, brother?
[12:25] ---
This three-shelf storage unit...
[12:27] ---
...has one of its shelves partially detached!
[12:30] ---
You look even more worried
than you were about me!
[12:33] ---
H-He does?
[12:35] ---
B-Brother...
[12:37] ---
Brother... am I...
[12:39] ---
...less important than a
storage unit to you?
[12:45] ---
556's Feelings, Sir!
[12:51] ---
Okay, Nishizawa-san, see you tomorrow!
[12:54] ---
Yes. See you tomorrow!
[13:04] ---
The heck are you?
SIGN Achoo!
[13:14] ---
Achoo!
[13:25] ---
Who in heavens?!
SIGN Achoo!
[13:29] ---
Achoo!
[13:36] [SONG] ---
Tasorasora-ri... ♪
[13:38] [SONG] ---
Konyanyachiu... ♪
[13:40] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
SIGN Sudden stop
[13:43] ---
This place will be all right!
SIGN May 2nd
[13:45] ---
Nishizawa-san, that isn't your seat...
[13:47] ---
Hm? Who are you, may I ask?
[13:53] [SONG] ---
Tasorasora-ri... ♪
[13:55] [SONG] ---
Konyanyachiu... ♪
[13:57] ---
Hey, Koyuki-chan... Something wrong?
[14:01] ---
Who are you?
[14:06] [SONG] ---
Tasorasora-ri... ♪
[14:08] [SONG] ---
Konyanyachiu... ♪
[14:10] ---
Momocchi...
[14:11] ---
Come to your senses, Koyuki-dono!
[14:14] ---
This is kinda...
[14:15] ---
It feels like they accidentally dropped
something vitally important to them as humans.
[14:20] ---
Might not be so far from the truth.
[14:22] ---
Gero?
[14:23] ---
In Momoka's case... "Fuyuki."
[14:25] ---
And for Koyuki... "Natsumi."
[14:27] ---
Both of them have specific words to
which they're completely unresponsive.
SIGN No Reaction
SIGN Feelings
[14:30] ---
Their "feelings", which command a
particularly important position within the mind,
[14:34] ---
are selectively missing.
[14:36] ---
Why in the world did
something like this happen?
[14:39] ---
Is this the work of a hostile alien?
[14:41] ---
Wellll... I'll be researching that,
[14:43] ---
but sounds likely to me.
[14:45] ---
Seriously, though...
[14:46] [SONG] ---
Tasorasora-ri... ♪
[14:48] [SONG] ---
Konyanyachiu... ♪
[14:51] ---
Hope that never happens to me.
[14:53] ---
Momocchi...
[14:54] ---
Sarge...
[14:56] ---
Please save Nishizawa-san and Azumaya-san!
[14:59] ---
Don't worry, Master Fuyuki, sir!
[15:01] ---
The Keroro Platoon will use everything
at its disposal to resolve the situation, sir!
[15:06] ---
And then,
[15:07] ---
we'll rake in the reward money
hand-over-fist from Lady Momoka, sir!
[15:10] ---
Gerori.
SIGN Gupon
SIGN Rumble...
[15:15] ---
I'm hungry...
[15:17] ---
I couldn't even get any bread crusts today.
SIGN Oohashi Bread
[15:21] ---
Look at this, Lavie!
[15:23] ---
Brother! That's...!
[15:25] ---
Yes!
[15:32] ---
I went picking up nails, in search of the
perfect one to fit this broken storage unit!
[15:36] ---
It took me the entire day!
[15:41] ---
I'll just go for a walk...
[15:43] ---
This nail is wrong!
[15:45] ---
This one is wrong, too!
[15:52] ---
The most important thing to
my brother really is storage units.
[15:57] ---
But I don't have to be number one.
[15:59] ---
I can be the next important
after storage units...
[16:02] ---
I just hope he thinks of me
as important at all...
[16:12] ---
I've got to take this to my brother!
[16:15] ---
What a thoughtful sister she is.
[16:20] ---
Who are you?!
[16:21] ---
I sense strong feelings!
[16:25] ---
An alien!
[16:26] [SONG] ---
Tasorasora-ri... ♪
[16:29] ---
Your important feelings...
[16:31] ---
I will take them!
[16:34] ---
[16:39] ---
Are you unharmed?! Lavie-dono!
[16:41] ---
Dororo-san!
[16:42] ---
Hey! Don't you know that
interference is unforgivable?
[16:46] ---
I will make you tasorasora-ri, too!
[16:49] ---
Not on your nelly!
[16:53] ---
Hup huppity hup hup!
[16:56] ---
Not on your nelly!
[16:59] ---
Floating away!
[17:04] ---
Not on your nelly again!
[17:10] ---
So you were the culprit!
[17:12] ---
Precisely!
[17:14] ---
That's a Tasorasora-rian.
SIGN Tasorasora-rian
[17:17] ---
They steal humans' important
hearts and feelings,
[17:19] ---
and absorb them as bioenergy!
[17:21] ---
He's a pesky one, all right!
[17:24] ---
For the sake of Lady Momoka and Lady Koyuki,
[17:26] ---
let's beat this guy sharpish!
[17:28] ---
We'll take him down from both sides at once!
[17:30] ---
Understood!
[17:31] ---
Okay!
[17:32] [SONG] ---
Tasorasora-ri... ♪
[17:35] ---
Things don't work that way in the real world!
[17:41] ---
What?!
[17:42] ---
Gero?!
[17:43] ---
Whaaaa?!
[17:46] ---
Gero!
[17:51] ---
Direct hit.
[17:53] ---
Hah... hwahh... hwahhh...
[17:56] ---
Hwahhhh...
[17:57] ---
Hwaaaaah...
[17:59] ---
Hwaaaaaah...
SIGN Aaaaaa
[18:00] ---
Aaaaacchoo!
SIGN Aaaaaacchoo!
[18:02] ---
choo... choo... choo...
[18:04] ---
choo... choo... choo...
[18:07] ---
choo... choo... choo...
[18:11] ---
Konyanyachiu!
[18:14] ---
It's just a Pekopon invasion.
[18:15] ---
It'll be all right, sir!
SIGN It'll be all right, sir ♪
[18:17] ---
Keroro-san!
SIGN Currently Invading
[18:18] ---
I'm invading! I'm invading!
[18:20] ---
I'm invading!
[18:21] ---
Usura-katsudon!
[18:23] ---
Invasion, you say?
[18:24] ---
Ku ku ku no ku!
[18:26] ---
Shaaah! Invasion is no good, zamasu!
[18:30] ---
I got a big haul today!
[18:36] ---
Ohh! This one's a real gem!
[18:39] ---
It's all right, sir!
[18:41] ---
The most precious feelings definitely
are the most nutritious and delicious!
[18:41] ---
Usura-katsudon!
SIGN Pokkie Potato
[18:43] ---
Invasion you say??
[18:44] ---
Shaaaah!
[18:47] ---
Burp.
[18:49] ---
You are next.
[18:52] ---
B-Brother...
[19:00] ---
Who are you?!
[19:02] ---
Brother!
[19:03] ---
I found another screw!
[19:05] ---
This looks like it will fit the storage unit!
[19:09] ---
Don't ignore me!
[19:12] ---
Brother!
[19:13] ---
If that alien's ray gun hits you,
[19:15] ---
you'll become like that!
[19:17] ---
It'll be all right, sir!
[19:18] ---
I'm invading!
[19:20] ---
Usura-kanpachi!
[19:22] ---
Ku ku ku no ku!
[19:23] ---
Shaaah!
[19:25] ---
I certainly don't want to be like that!
[19:29] ---
Sadly for you...
[19:30] ---
...you are going to be like that!
[19:38] ---
Brother!
[19:39] ---
My brother will forget about his storage
units, the most important thing to him...
[19:45] ---
Wh-Why does the screw not come out?!
[19:48] ---
Do you not have anything important?!
[19:51] ---
Silence, evildoer!
[19:52] ---
To me, my beloved sister,
[19:55] ---
my friends,
[19:56] ---
and all the humans around me...
are all treasures!
[19:59] ---
All of them are the
most important thing to me!
[20:02] ---
And of course, storage units, too!
[20:05] ---
Brother!
[20:06] ---
That is the opposite of agreed!
[20:10] ---
Adhesion!
SIGN Adhesion
[20:21] ---
What?!
[20:22] ---
Laser sword!
[20:33] ---
I... I am turning into lig—
[20:41] ---
Gero?
[20:43] ---
What were we...
[20:44] ---
It's still not dinner?
[20:47] ---
That was a close call, Keroro!
[20:50] ---
And so, thanks to the great
efforts of Space Detective 556,
[20:53] ---
the incident was resolved!
[20:57] ---
Brother! A package arrived from our family!
[21:00] ---
Ohh! Open it, please!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo, Motanasou 556/Lavie-sama
[21:02] ---
556, Lavie, are you keeping well?
[21:05] ---
I found this while I was cleaning
your rooms, so I'm sending it to you.
[21:10] ---
Take care of your bodies.
[21:11] ---
From Mother.
[21:13] ---
I-It's...
[21:15] ---
Could that be...
[21:17] ---
This is...
[21:19] ---
I finally found the perfect screw!
[21:21] ---
Isn't that great, brother?!
[21:24] ---
But is this screw just a screw...
[21:27] ---
Or...
[21:28] ---
...could it be an important "feeling"
that someone lost in the distant past?
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
Do you remember Warrant Officer Bariri?
[23:11] ---
Despite being a super-elite,
[23:12] ---
that tragic soldier was defeated
by Joriri, of all people!
SIGN Certain Victory
[23:16] ---
Well, it was actually just a
misunderstanding, of course...
[23:18] ---
Never mind that!
[23:19] ---
I am Keroro's mother.
[23:22] ---
"Bariri's Beloved Chief Nurse, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: Mother,
When I Look Up at the Sky, Sir!"
SIGN Planet Keron Express
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E262 - Bariri's Beloved Chief Nurse, Sir! / Keroro: Mother, When I Look Up at the Sky, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
No matter who you are,
sudden events tend to fluster you.
[01:37] ---
At times like that, you can depend on,
for example, people like this.
[01:42] ---
Excuse me!
[01:44] ---
Keron Army soldiers who fell victim
to an accident on Planet Karinto
[01:47] ---
have been transported here urgently!
[01:49] ---
Oh, my!
[01:51] ---
Please, bring the injured to me immediately!
[01:58] ---
Buck up, man!
[02:00] ---
You call yourself a Keron Army soldier?!
[02:02] ---
You know... you're a Keron Army soldier.
[02:05] ---
Don't you think you should
lose a little weight?
[02:07] ---
Carry the injured to the open beds!
[02:09] ---
I will examine them and treat them in order.
[02:11] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu,
[02:13] ---
I'm sorry, but I'll really need
your help... you know what to do.
[02:14] ---
Nyoookay.
[02:16] ---
Hang in there, everyone.
[02:17] ---
You'll be able to return to
your country when you heal up.
[02:23] ---
[02:24] ---
You're...!
[02:29] ---
Bariri's Beloved Chief Nurse, Sir!
[02:34] ---
You're...
[02:37] ---
Pururu-san...
[02:41] ---
Bariri-san, just lie down!
[02:43] ---
R-Right...
[02:45] ---
Chief Nurse, there are also—
[02:47] ---
Hm? That's...
[02:49] ---
Um, Uncle.
[02:51] ---
The ones who had the accident
[02:52] ---
were actually Warrant Officer Bariri's troop,
who were invading Planet Karinto.
[02:57] ---
What?!
[02:59] ---
Gero... Well, that's a big old helping
of feel-bad, ma'am...
[03:02] ---
Yes...
[03:03] ---
Yes, that's right. These two have a history.
[03:06] ---
They had an arranged marriage meeting,
and Warrant Officer Bariri
[03:08] ---
was turned down by Chief Nurse Pururu.
[03:14] ---
Oh, dear... what'll I do?
[03:16] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu is finding this difficult
to cope with, unusually for her.
[03:19] ---
No, no.
[03:21] ---
My private life is my private life,
[03:22] ---
and my work is my work.
[03:23] ---
I can't let this affect me.
[03:26] ---
Um...
[03:27] ---
It's been a while,
[03:29] ---
Warrant Officer Bariri!
[03:30] ---
Yes...
[03:31] ---
It has... Pururu-san.
[03:34] ---
I'm terribly sorry about before.
[03:36] ---
Okay, let's get your X-ray taken.
[03:39] ---
Mois-chan!
[03:39] ---
Ah, yes?
[03:41] ---
Please take Warrant Officer Bariri
to the X-ray room!
[03:42] ---
Yes, old—
[03:44] ---
Oops, no...
[03:45] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu!
[03:47] ---
"Warrant Officer"... Bariri... huh...
[03:50] ---
Okay, next person!
[03:52] ---
Are you all right?
[03:53] ---
I'm fine.
[03:54] ---
I can soldier on.
[03:56] ---
This is kinda...
[03:58] ---
...awkward...
[03:59] ---
I can't stand the tension.
[04:01] ---
I am of the same mind.
[04:02] ---
Excuse me, I can't eat pickles.
[04:05] ---
There. You should be fine now.
[04:05] ---
And so the soldiers of the Bariri Troop
[04:08] ---
were given precisely the treatment
they needed by Chief Nurse Pururu.
SIGN A few days later
[04:13] ---
A few days later.
[04:15] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu,
[04:16] ---
I've finished my rounds for today.
[04:18] ---
Good work.
[04:19] ---
Good work, ma'am!
[04:21] ---
It looks like everyone
is recovering as hoped.
[04:24] ---
The worrying stage is over.
[04:26] ---
That is good!
[04:27] ---
It is a weight off my heart.
[04:29] ---
That said...
[04:30] ---
The soldiers of the Bariri Troop are renowned as
some of the Keron Army's most talented.
[04:34] ---
It's astonishing that they'd fall victim
to such an accident.
[04:38] ---
Apparently their leader,
Warrant Officer Bariri, was the cause.
[04:41] ---
Gero?
[04:44] ---
It all happened one fine day while the
Bariri Troop were on a mission on Planet Karinto.
SIGN Planet Karinto
[04:46] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
SIGN Certain Victory
[04:52] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[04:56] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[05:01] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[05:05] ---
Heave-ho!
SIGN Certain Victory
[05:13] ---
According to the troop members,
[05:14] ---
the accident was 100% caused by
Warrant Officer Bariri's mistake.
[05:19] ---
More to the point, what the heck
was that operation about?
[05:24] ---
I see, sir...
[05:26] ---
Come to think of it, Warrant Officer Bariri
was the only one who seemed down in spirit.
[05:34] ---
Okay, thank you very much.
[05:39] ---
That's the end of today's examination.
[05:41] ---
Uh...
[05:42] ---
Uh...
[05:43] ---
Er...
[05:45] ---
Um...
[05:46] ---
What's the matter?
[05:47] ---
U-Uh... no-nothing...
[05:49] ---
You'll be out of here
in no time. Don't worry.
[05:52] ---
Okay, next person!
[06:03] ---
Sorry, but I can't give you
any false hopes...
[06:08] ---
I'm sorry.
[06:16] ---
What's wrong, Warrant Officer Bariri, sir?
[06:19] ---
Sergeant Keroro...
[06:24] ---
Our ranks may differ,
[06:26] ---
but we are both leaders of an invasion team.
[06:30] ---
If you have anything you'd like to talk over,
[06:31] ---
I'll be happy to listen, sir.
[06:34] ---
Thank you.
[06:39] ---
The truth is...
[06:40] ---
...I still...
[06:41] ---
...I still love Pururu-chan...
[06:43] ---
Gero?!
[06:44] ---
I knew it.
[06:46] ---
I've never forgotten her for a moment...
[06:50] ---
She's...
[06:51] ---
...more beautiful than grapes...
[06:54] ---
...more delicate than oranges...
[06:56] ---
...and more lovely than mangoes!
[06:58] ---
Uh... like... why grapes?
[07:00] ---
Why oranges?
[07:02] ---
Why mangoes?
[07:03] ---
Because melons aren't enough
to express these feelings!
[07:07] ---
N-No, see, what I'm saying
is... why melons...
[07:10] ---
In fact,
[07:11] ---
I've gone through counseling
to try to forget her.
[07:15] ---
He told me I should express
all kinds of things with fruit.
[07:18] ---
Bananas...
[07:21] ---
He's been had...
[07:22] ---
Yet,
[07:23] ---
I still cannot forget her!
[07:25] ---
Okay, uh...
SIGN Certain Victory
[07:27] ---
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[07:28] ---
It was like this during that operation, too!
[07:35] ---
I found myself inadvertently
thinking of Pururu-san.
[07:38] ---
She was like a grapefruit on
the supermarket shelves.
[07:41] ---
You mangosteen!
[07:45] ---
In the end,
[07:47] ---
because of my mistake
while I was distracted,
[07:49] ---
I caused the accident...
[07:52] ---
I know that it's a love that
I have to give up on.
[07:56] ---
And yet...
[07:58] ---
Gero?!
[07:59] ---
My feelings are like...
a watermelon cut into eighths!
[08:11] ---
Ahhh, geez! Stop describing
everything with fruit!
[08:15] ---
But anyway...
[08:16] ---
I'm sure that Pururu-chan isn't
fixating on you at all, sir.
[08:21] ---
I have to do something to make you
give up on Pururu-chan...
[08:31] ---
I came to collect a survey on your
favorite ways to use storage units!
[08:35] ---
But it looks like you have
bigger things on your hands!
[08:38] ---
Love!!
[08:39] ---
It is...
[08:40] ---
...not something to give up!!
[08:44] ---
Gero?
[08:45] ---
556, what are you saying?!
[08:46] ---
Can't you tell now's not the time?!
[08:48] ---
Yes...
[08:51] ---
Something just raced through my heart...
[08:54] ---
Yes...
[08:55] ---
An impact like a papaya on a chopping board!
[08:59] ---
Thank you!
[09:01] ---
Thanks to you,
[09:02] ---
I have been able to regain my true self!
[09:05] ---
I feel like canned peaches!
[09:08] ---
Ah, wait, Warrant Officer Bariri!
Stop, stop!
SIGN Love
[09:10] ---
Love!
[09:11] ---
It is to hit them with your feelings
head-on, with all your heart!
[09:13] ---
Ahhh! What are you doing?!
[09:15] ---
Yes! I'll hit hard, with feeling!
[09:17] ---
Like yellow cherries!
[09:19] ---
Ahh! I can't tell what you're...
[09:22] ---
...all-out Columbus!!
[09:25] ---
Gero!
[09:26] ---
Pururu-san!
[09:27] ---
I am going to try to hit you
with my feelings one more time!
[09:30] ---
Yes! Like tomatoes in a shopping basket!
[09:34] ---
"Hit" doesn't mean literally, sir!
[09:37] ---
And tomatoes aren't a fruit!
[09:39] ---
More importantly, someone stop him!
[09:42] ---
My honorable leader!
[09:43] ---
Warrant Officer Bariri was piloting it!
[09:45] ---
Let's chase!
[09:47] ---
Help meee!
[09:48] ---
My feelings...
[09:49] ---
No one can stop my feelings!
[09:51] ---
Yes! Like Newton's apple!
[09:55] ---
Warrant Officer Bariri!
[09:57] ---
Stop!
[09:57] ---
Stop, or we'll attack!
[09:59] ---
You fruit punch!
[10:00] ---
My feelings...
[10:02] ---
...will punch through any obstacle!
[10:04] ---
Yes! Like a pineapple that
makes your tongue itchy!
[10:11] ---
Pururu-saaaaaan!
[10:23] ---
For goodness's sake!
[10:25] ---
Why did you do something so horrible to him?
[10:27] ---
Well, uh, the thing about that is...
[10:30] ---
Pururu-chan, Warrant Officer
Bariri still, uh... likes...
[10:37] ---
Are you all right?
[10:40] ---
Pururu-san...
[10:47] ---
What a clumsy person...
[10:52] ---
And the day he left hospital...
[10:54] ---
Congratulations on your recovery, sir!
[10:56] ---
Truly, thank you all so much.
[10:58] ---
I am beyond grateful.
[11:01] ---
Umm, so...
[11:02] ---
I'll see you...
[11:07] ---
No...
[11:07] ---
I must summon my courage!
[11:12] ---
Um... Pururu-san.
[11:13] ---
Yes?
[11:14] ---
Would you...
[11:16] ---
Would you perhaps do me the honor of
having lunch with me sometime?
[11:23] ---
I don't mind having lunch,
as long as that's all.
[11:27] ---
Bariri-san.
[11:32] ---
Thank you so much...
[11:33] ---
I feel...
[11:35] ---
...like a freshly-picked strawberry!
[11:38] ---
He still confuses the heck out of me,
[11:40] ---
but I'm glad that's settled.
[11:44] ---
Love!
[11:45] ---
It is to constantly watch over and protect!
[11:48] ---
Yes!
[11:49] ---
And so,
[11:50] ---
Warrant Officer Bariri somehow managed to
arrange a date with Chief Nurse Pururu.
SIGN Incoming Mail
[11:56] ---
However...
SIGN It's Bariri. It's Bariri. It's Bariri. It's Bariri. It's Bariri. It's Bariri.
SIGN Hourly e-mails!
[12:03] ---
Hourly e-mails!
SIGN Flowers delivered every day!
[12:05] ---
Flowers delivered every day!
SIGN Children's Health
[12:08] ---
It's Bariri!
[12:09] ---
I bet you had a hard day today!
[12:11] ---
Goodnight calls every single night.
[12:13] ---
Hello?
[12:14] ---
Helloooo?
[12:16] ---
Warrant Officer Bariri, constantly watching
over and protecting as 556 advised him,
[12:20] ---
let Chief Nurse Pururu's heart escape him
before even achieving the first date.
[12:25] ---
No more...
[12:28] ---
I will keep on watching over you!
[12:38] ---
On one balmy day, perfect for an outing...
[12:41] ---
Sarge!
[12:43] ---
We're all going to go out and have a picnic.
[12:45] ---
Want to come?
[12:47] ---
We have packed lunches, too!
[12:48] ---
Ahh... I've got a bit too
much work piled up...
[12:51] ---
Oh... You do...
[12:53] ---
Sorry, sir.
[12:54] ---
No, it's okay. Maybe you
can come some other time!
[12:56] ---
Yes, sir.
[12:59] ---
Packed lunches, huh, sir...
[13:02] ---
I remember the packed lunches
my mother used to make.
[13:06] ---
Your packed lunches are always so brown.
[13:10] ---
Giroro always ribbed me about those, sir.
[13:14] ---
What a fond memory, sir.
[13:16] ---
What's a fond memory?
[13:17] ---
Like I said, my packed lunches...
[13:21] ---
Gero?!
[13:22] ---
M-Mother?!
[13:27] ---
Keroro: Mother,
When I Look Up at the Sky, Sir!
[13:32] ---
You look well, Keroro.
[13:34] ---
Ah, here's a gift for you.
[13:36] ---
You liked these, didn't you?
[13:38] ---
Mother, why are you here?
[13:40] ---
Why?
[13:41] ---
Pekopon sightseeing.
[13:43] ---
Show me around, won't you,
once I finish my hellos?
[13:46] ---
I'm busy with work right now, you know.
[13:48] ---
You should have told me you
were coming beforehand.
[13:50] ---
What are you talking about?
I did send you a mail!
[13:54] ---
Huh?
SIGN Received mails You have no new mails. Normal Select Menu
[13:54] ---
I haven't had any mail like that, ma'am.
[13:57] ---
Huh?
[13:57] ---
That's strange...
[13:59] ---
Last week, I'm sure I...
[14:02] ---
Oh, dear me!
[14:03] ---
I accidentally sent it to the lady
I often have lunch with!
[14:07] ---
Don't laugh about it...
[14:09] ---
I don't understand these new telephones.
[14:12] ---
Well, never mind!
[14:14] ---
I'll be right back.
[14:15] ---
Gero? Where are you going?
[14:18] ---
It's a pleasure to meet you!
[14:20] ---
I am Keroro's mother!
[14:22] ---
Oh!
[14:23] ---
Sarge's mother!
[14:24] ---
Yes, sir.
[14:26] ---
Well, we'd better get going...
[14:27] ---
Thank you for all you do for Keroro.
[14:31] ---
I was worried that he might be
causing you all problems...
[14:31] ---
Hey... hey... hey... hey... hey...
[14:35] ---
Oh, no, no!
[14:36] ---
Things are a lot of fun
with Kero-chan around.
[14:39] ---
He is such a boisterous child, isn't he?
[14:42] ---
He's been like this ever since he was little!
[14:44] ---
Mother, please...
[14:46] ---
Oh, yes, I almost forgot!
SIGN Famous Confectionery Flavors of Kero
[14:48] ---
This is just a little gift from me
that I hope you can all enjoy.
[14:51] ---
Oh, you didn't have to...
[14:53] ---
Mother, that's enough, really!
[14:55] ---
Let's not stand around.
Would you like some tea?
[14:57] ---
Oh, no, no, please don't mind me...
[14:59] ---
Oh? Well, if you insist,
I don't mind if I do!
[15:01] ---
Arrrrgh!
[15:03] ---
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
[15:04] ---
Hey, what are you doing?!
[15:06] ---
Have fun with your picnic!
[15:08] ---
Take care!
[15:12] ---
What was that for?
They were about to serve me tea!
[15:15] ---
Stop it! I'm embarrassed enough already!
[15:19] ---
I'm busy, too, you know, ma'am!
[15:21] ---
Why do I have to go along with my mother's—
[15:24] ---
She's gone.
[15:26] ---
Oh, my, Giroro-kun!
I haven't seen you in ages!
[15:29] ---
Yes. It has been a while.
[15:31] ---
Just look at you now!
[15:33] ---
Aha, well...
SIGN Famous Confectionery Flavors of Kero
[15:34] ---
Here you are, Giroro-kun.
You liked these, right?
[15:37] ---
Ahh! Thank you very much!
SIGN Famous Confectionery Flavors of Kero
[15:41] ---
Share them all between you.
[15:43] ---
Yay! Thank you!
[15:45] ---
Or, like, deeply thankful?
[15:48] ---
Thank you for all you do for Keroro.
[15:50] ---
The captain's father and missus...
[15:55] ---
Zeroro-kun! You look so well!
[15:58] ---
Y-Yes, I certainly am Zeroro...
[15:59] ---
Pururu-chan, you look beautiful!
[16:02] ---
It's been a while!
[16:04] ---
I heard you broke up with your husband!
[16:06] ---
That must have been hard for you!
[16:08] ---
I didn't break up with anyone.
[16:09] ---
In fact, I'm not married.
[16:12] ---
Ahh, I found you!
[16:14] ---
What are you doing in a place like this?
[16:17] ---
Well, I've just finished
saying hello to everyone,
[16:19] ---
so why don't you give me
a quick tour of Pekopon?
[16:22] ---
I have to make it back in time
for the night train, you know!
[16:25] ---
Well, then, take care, you two!
[16:27] ---
Come on, hurry!
[16:28] ---
Ahhh, geez!
SIGN Kaminarimon
SIGN Nakamise
[16:44] ---
Come on, take one more!
[16:46] ---
What do you need all these for?
[16:48] ---
Go on, just do it!
[16:50] ---
Honestly...
SIGN Space Yuurakuchou
[16:56] ---
Ahh, what a walk...
[16:59] ---
All that's left is to buy
a Pekopon souvenir here.
[17:02] ---
Yes, yes. Let's just
get it over and done with.
[17:05] ---
Geez...
[17:06] ---
Gero?!
[17:07] ---
Ow!
[17:08] ---
Ohh, a Keronian!
[17:11] ---
Nothing to say after bumping into me?
[17:14] ---
Pretty cheeky for a Keronian.
[17:16] ---
Gero...
[17:17] ---
Great, yet another troublesome guy
I've run into, sir.
[17:21] ---
Troublesome? What do you mean by that, huh?
[17:23] ---
Umm...
[17:25] ---
It's nice to meet you. I'm Keroro's mother.
[17:28] ---
Ah, hello.
[17:29] ---
This isn't much, but...
[17:31] ---
Ahhh! Stop it already!
[17:37] ---
This is just a little gift...
[17:41] ---
I gladly accept!
[17:42] ---
I am Keroro's mother.
[17:45] ---
This is just a small gift for you all...
[17:48] ---
Here you are.
[17:49] ---
I'm Keroro's mother.
[17:51] ---
This really isn't much, but...
[17:52] ---
Please do take it.
[17:54] ---
Will you please stop now, ma'am?!
[17:57] ---
Suddenly coming to Pekopon,
[17:58] ---
wandering around wherever you want,
[18:00] ---
not considering the trouble you're causing!
[18:03] ---
I have my own position on Pekopon
to think about, you know, ma'am!
[18:06] ---
I'm not a kid anymore!
[18:10] ---
Keroro...
[18:13] ---
You're right.
[18:14] ---
I have work to do, so I'm going back, ma'am.
[18:17] ---
I can't keep humoring you like this, ma'am.
[18:21] ---
I'm sorry, Keroro...
[18:22] ---
This is my fault.
[18:26] ---
I can get home on my own...
[18:29] ---
I still have the souvenirs to buy for your
father and the neighbors and so on, so...
[18:34] ---
I'll leave you here, okay?
[18:36] ---
Good luck with your work!
[18:40] ---
Right.
[18:44] ---
Are you sure that was right, Keroro?
[18:46] ---
Not seeing your mother off...
[18:49] ---
It's fine, it's fine.
[18:50] ---
She can get home on her own, sir.
[18:52] ---
She's not a kid, after all.
[18:57] ---
There are only 30 minutes until
the last train to Planet Keron.
[19:01] ---
I said it's fine.
[19:02] ---
I have to finish up my work, sir.
[19:05] ---
I see.
[19:22] ---
What is this?
[19:25] ---
Ah, a souvenir from Mother.
[19:28] ---
You can open it.
[19:29] ---
It's probably just some sweets from home.
[19:32] ---
Let's all eat them together.
[19:38] ---
Ohh...
[19:39] ---
This is nostalgic.
[19:45] ---
Seriously,
[19:46] ---
your packed lunches are
still as brown as ever, huh?
[19:56] ---
Honestly... Mother, you're so...
[20:00] ---
Why did she leave me
something so embarrassing?
[20:06] ---
Kinpira is always salty, sir...
[20:11] ---
Keroro...
[20:14] ---
I have to go moan at her,
[20:16] ---
or it's going to bug me, sir!
SIGN To Keroro
[20:25] ---
To Keroro.
[20:28] ---
You must have been surprised
by my sudden visit.
[20:32] ---
I imagine you thought of it
as quite a nuisance.
SIGN Bound for Planet Keron, 56th Planet of the Toad Nebula
SIGN Planet Keron Express
[20:40] ---
But...
[20:41] ---
...as your mother, I'm happy just
to have been able to see you.
[20:53] ---
Just to be able to see you
doing your best on Pekopon...
[20:57] ---
Just that makes me happy.
[21:18] ---
Do your best, Keroro...
[21:23] ---
Thank you...
[21:25] ---
...Mother.
[21:28] ---
It will soon be Mothers' Day.
[21:30] ---
What feelings will you tell her?
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
What do mornings on Pekopon make me
think of? Taking out the trash!
[23:11] ---
I put out the correct type of garbage
for the day, on time.
[23:14] ---
Well, it is my specialty,
[23:17] ---
but what happens to all
that landfill garbage?
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
Weevils and paramecia are pretty similar.
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: The Wish-Granting Weevil, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Go For It, Trash Bag, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E263 - Keroro: The Wish-Granting Weevil, Sir! / Keroro: Go For It, Trash Bag, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
A dream that you'd like to come true someday.
[01:35] ---
Do you all have one of those?
[01:38] ---
So, like...
SIGN Prevention is Better than Cure for May Disease!!
[01:40] ---
...watch out for that May Disease.
[01:42] ---
That's all you have to say?!
[01:43] ---
Okay, we'll pick up here tomorrow...
[01:45] ---
I can't believe you...
[01:47] ---
You've kerot mail!
[01:48] ---
Okay, okay!
[01:49] ---
So what's this, then?
[01:51] ---
More nagging from HQ, no doubt.
[01:54] ---
Our results have been—
[01:55] ---
Gero!
[01:56] ---
Wh...
[01:57] ---
Wh...
[01:58] ---
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
[02:05] ---
Keroro: The Wish-Granting Weevil, Sir!
SIGN Currently suffering from heartbreak Apologies for the inconvenience
SIGN No Meetings
SIGN Salesmen
Turned
Away
SIGN Dog
Dog
Dog
Frog
[02:12] ---
What is this?
[02:14] ---
When did he... build this room?
[02:22] ---
His heart has snapped clean in two.
[02:24] ---
Could that mail have been an ultimatum?
[02:27] ---
Wouldn't surprise me if they told us
to pull out at any moment.
[02:30] ---
Awww, what are we going to do?
[02:32] ---
We can't do anything while he's like that.
[02:35] ---
Oh, no...
[02:39] ---
I'm just a loser of the
universe anyway, sir...
[02:43] ---
I should have known my place...
[02:45] ---
...before dreaming of...
[02:46] ---
I'm so... ashamed, sir...
[02:55] ---
You there...
[02:56] ---
Would y'do anything... if it could
really make your dreams come true?
[03:00] ---
I'd do anything.
[03:01] ---
Gero?
[03:02] ---
If that's really what you think, then I—
[03:05] ---
Waaah, wait wait wait!
[03:07] ---
I can't believe we let a bug like this in!
[03:09] ---
This is no good, sir!
[03:10] ---
Wait!
[03:11] ---
Gero!
[03:12] ---
Gawd, what was all that, eh?!
[03:13] ---
Y'coulda killed me, y'know! Cripes alive!
[03:16] ---
Gero?
[03:16] ---
An' here I am saying I'll make your
dreams come true an' everything!
[03:20] ---
Make my dreams come true?
[03:21] ---
Sure.
[03:22] ---
I'm a weevil who makes dreams come true.
SIGN Weevil
[03:26] ---
Weevil.
[03:27] ---
If you can complete all the tasks I'll set,
[03:30] ---
I'll grant any dream y'want...
[03:33] ---
Ugh. Sounds fishy.
[03:35] ---
Well, guess it might be a bit much
to ask you to believe me right off.
[03:40] ---
But, y'know, you should...
look reality in the face.
[03:44] ---
Erk.
[03:44] ---
If you're gonna jump yourself into the pit
of despair anyway an' fall an' fall like that,
[03:48] ---
y'might as well bet on any possibility.
What've y'got to lose?
[03:51] ---
Well? Am I talkin' sense
or am I talkin' sense?
[03:54] ---
Ahh, geez!
[03:55] ---
You'll pay if you're lying to me, sir!
[03:58] ---
So? What do I have to do, then, sir?
[04:01] ---
The first task is...
[04:02] ---
This.
[04:07] ---
Owowowowow! Cripes!
[04:11] ---
Gawd, thought I was a goner, I did...
SIGN Polish masculinity
[04:13] ---
So anyway, this here's the task.
[04:15] ---
Polish... masculinity?
[04:17] ---
Sure. Basics of the basics here.
[04:19] ---
Hmm... what exactly am I supposed to...
SIGN Masculinity
[04:22] ---
Masculinity... masculinity...
[04:25] ---
Kind of a suffocating word...
[04:30] ---
Aaaaaaahhhh!
[04:32] ---
Ahhh, no!!
[04:34] ---
Wh-What're you doing, you dumbo?!
[04:36] ---
Oh...
[04:38] ---
I thought I'd just...
[04:39] ---
...polish some masculinity...
[04:41] ---
Noooooooo!!
[04:45] ---
I see!
[04:46] ---
So this is what it meant, sir.
[04:48] ---
What's more masculine than weaponry?
[04:51] ---
Nothing, that's what.
[04:53] ---
Look at this, though.
[04:54] ---
You keep them clean, don't you, sir?
[04:56] ---
Despite barely using them.
[04:58] ---
When am I supposed to use them while
your invasions go nowhere, you dumbo?!
[05:06] ---
You...
[05:07] ---
I might not look like much,
[05:09] ---
but I am a sergeant of the Keron Army.
[05:11] ---
It's best for things like this
to be kept in good condition.
[05:15] ---
So you can depend on them just
when they're most needed.
[05:18] ---
Just like the tools for plastic models!
[05:20] ---
Don't compare them to plastic models!
[05:23] ---
Gero.
[05:24] ---
I thought I was going to die...
[05:26] ---
So... next is...
[05:28] ---
Gero?
[05:29] ---
That's... my ice cream.
[05:33] ---
Huh? Ah, I took a bit.
[05:35] ---
So, uh, this one's next.
SIGN Show restraint
[05:37] ---
Show... restraint?
[05:39] ---
Oh, yeah, jus' sayin',
all this is too much for me.
[05:42] ---
You gonna eat the rest?
[05:45] ---
I'll pass with restraint, sir.
[05:49] ---
This is an order!
[05:51] ---
From Lady Momoka!
[05:52] ---
This is an order!
[05:53] ---
Demonstrate your absolute best performance!
[05:56] ---
Before 1900 hours today...
[05:58] ---
Three. Two. Get ready!
[06:02] ---
Swap scallops!
[06:04] ---
...prepare a dinner for 200!
[06:07] ---
It's going well.
[06:07] ---
Making dinner is as easy as pie.
[06:12] ---
Squid on the loose!
[06:14] ---
Wh...?!
[06:14] ---
Don't use weapons!
[06:16] ---
In that case...
[06:17] ---
I will turn you into a dried squid
where you stand!
[06:21] ---
It appears the cook made a small slipup...
[06:24] ---
Wow!
[06:24] ---
and made a little too much.
[06:27] ---
So we thought it would be a nice idea to
invite you all to help us eat the excess.
[06:30] ---
Please, don't hold back.
[06:31] ---
Wow!
[06:33] ---
This looks so good!
SIGN Show restraint
[06:36] ---
Show... restraint...
[06:38] ---
Oh, it's delicious!
[06:39] ---
How is it, Fuyuki-kun?
[06:41] ---
Yeah! It's really tasty, Nishizawa-san!
[06:44] ---
I'm so glad!
[06:45] ---
Ahhhh...
[06:46] ---
Tama-chan...
[06:48] ---
Hey, butthead!
[06:50] ---
I only invited Fuyuki-kun.
[06:52] ---
Why are the rest of you clowns here?
[06:53] ---
C-Carotid artery...
[06:55] ---
R-Restraint...
[06:57] ---
I must... show restraint, sir...
[06:59] ---
Restraint!
SIGN Growl
[07:04] ---
So hungry.
[07:06] ---
So, the next task is...
SIGN Make the tougher choice
[07:08] ---
...make the tougher choice.
SIGN Crunch Crunch
[07:11] ---
Curry senbei are so good!
[07:13] ---
Gero.
[07:14] ---
Well? You wanna eat?
[07:18] ---
I'll... pass, sir...
[07:23] ---
I could really go for a curry right now.
[07:25] ---
Ge...
[07:26] ---
Why have I...
[07:28] ---
...come here?
[07:30] ---
S-S-Sergeant Major... Kululu...
[07:34] ---
What is... this?
[07:35] ---
You don't know how lucky you are.
[07:37] ---
I just finished up two different
types of special curry.
[07:41] ---
Two types... of special curry?
[07:43] ---
Yeah. One's a pretty live
super-hot dangerous curry.
[07:47] ---
And the other's a hellishly intense
super-hot insane curry.
[07:51] ---
Gero. Both are super-hot...
[07:53] ---
How can I...
SIGN Make the tougher choice
[07:56] ---
N-No...
[07:58] ---
Th-Then...
[08:00] ---
The... intense one...
[08:02] ---
The only choice.
[08:09] ---
I... I'm not beaten...
SIGN Bunny hop towards the rising sun
[08:11] ---
Okay. Next, bunny hop towards the rising sun.
[08:15] ---
And you're eating even more ice cream!
[08:20] ---
But this one's banana flavor!
[08:22] ---
There's some left!
[08:23] ---
I'll passh, shir.
[08:26] ---
Hop-kero-hop. Hop-kero-hop. Hop-kero-hop.
Hop-kero-hop.
[08:31] ---
Just one more!
[08:33] ---
Gero?
[08:33] ---
Visiting a shrine first thing in the morning?
I approve, my honorable leader.
[08:38] ---
Uh... no, I wasn't really trying to, uh...
[08:41] ---
Hop-kero-hop.
[08:45] ---
It truly is beautiful, is it not?
SIGN Crack
[08:50] ---
Gero!
[08:52] ---
Ow!
[08:53] ---
Come on, next task.
[08:54] ---
Wait... ow!
[08:56] ---
Is there really a point in doing all this?
[08:59] ---
Yer still goin' on about that?
Don'tcha ever stop?
[09:01] ---
In the first place... not only are my dreams
not coming true, nothing has changed at all!
[09:06] ---
I wondered what was going on.
[09:08] ---
So that's it.
[09:09] ---
Gero...
[09:11] ---
The legendary weevil who'll make any dream
of yours come true if you complete his tasks!
[09:17] ---
Didn't think it actually existed.
[09:18] ---
Heyheyhey, cut that out, f'real here!
[09:20] ---
So you were doing his tasks, Mr. Sergeant!
[09:23] ---
Yeah.
[09:24] ---
But even if that's the reason,
I think more highly of you now!
[09:27] ---
Gero...
[09:28] ---
It may have been a task, but nevertheless,
the sight of you striving hard to achieve it...
[09:32] ---
...struck a chord in my heart.
[09:33] ---
C'mon, next task.
This one's the last, y'know.
[09:37] ---
Thank you very much, sir!
[09:40] ---
Defeat me.
[09:42] ---
Gero?
[09:43] ---
What do you mean... sir?
[09:46] ---
To make your dreams come
true... to succeed...
[09:50] ---
...you've gotta want it, want t'climb the ladder,
even if it means kickin' a guy off.
[09:54] ---
Y'gotta be prepared to do that.
[09:57] ---
Y'let one little bug in front of ya
get in yer way, and you'll never do it.
[10:02] ---
If... that's what I have to do...
[10:05] ---
From the moment I left my planet...
swearing I'd invade Pekopon...
[10:09] ---
...I've been...
[10:10] ---
...prepared, sir!
[10:17] ---
Y'wimp.
[10:19] ---
Showing mercy to a l'il bug,
where's that gonna getcha?
[10:27] ---
Well... I mean, squishing bugs with your
bare hand... that's kinda icky, y'know?
[10:32] ---
N-Not bad...
[10:34] ---
Okay.
[10:35] ---
Just like I promised,
[10:37] ---
I'll grant ya yer dream.
[10:39] ---
Mr. Sergeant's dream!
[10:40] ---
Wait!
[10:41] ---
The commander's dream...
could that be...?
[10:44] ---
Will Sergeant Keroro's
dream finally be granted?!
[10:47] ---
What will be the fate of Earth be?!
[10:53] ---
Yahoo!
[10:54] ---
I've finally got my hands on it, sir!
[10:56] ---
PG Bolinoak Sammahn!
SIGN 1/60 PG Bolinoak Sammahn GET!
[10:59] ---
The commander's dream was...
[11:01] ---
...a Gundam model?
[11:02] ---
So... the reason you were down
after reading that email was...
[11:05] ---
Oh, they told me they'd
sold out of Bolinoak Sammahns.
[11:09] ---
A fool! A fool! A fool!
[11:12] ---
You dumbo!
[11:14] ---
Just like a wish-granting elephant!
[11:15] ---
A flying wish-granting elephant!
[11:18] ---
The space weevil who can
make any dream come true.
[11:21] ---
Maybe he'll appear for you, too.
[11:38] ---
Wait!
[11:42] ---
Taking out the trash in the mornings
is quite hard work, isn't it?
[11:44] ---
Kero kero kero...
[11:50] ---
Stupid frog?
[11:52] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[11:53] ---
Can I have that burnable trash, ma'am?
[12:00] ---
Chew your food now, sir!
[12:02] ---
P-Trash.
[12:04] ---
It's... eating trash...
[12:08] ---
Cute!
[12:13] ---
Keroro: Go For It, Trash Bag, Sir!
[12:18] ---
Hey, stupid frog?
[12:20] ---
What is that little thing?
[12:22] ---
Gero?
[12:23] ---
Are you talking about P-Trash?
[12:25] ---
Kululu developed him.
[12:27] ---
He's a specially-made trash bag, ma'am.
[12:30] ---
He's really cute, considering that
Kululu made him!
[12:36] ---
Hey, can you let me keep him?
[12:38] ---
Gero?
[12:39] ---
Aw, come on, please?
[12:41] ---
You might find him a little
difficult, Lady Natsumi.
[12:45] ---
Difficult? Why?
SIGN How To Keep P-Trash
[12:48] ---
To keep P-Trash,
SIGN 3 Rules
[12:50] ---
there are three rules you
absolutely have to abide by.
[12:53] ---
Rules?
SIGN Trash
[12:54] ---
First, rule one.
SIGN Burnable trash
[12:56] ---
From Monday to Friday,
SIGN Recyclable trash
[12:58] ---
you have to feed him the correct
trash specified in this area.
SIGN Bottles/Cans
SIGN Burnable trash
[13:01] ---
Basically, I just have to sort the
trash according to the day, right?
SIGN Recyclable trash
SIGN Bottles/Cans
SIGN Burnable trash
[13:05] ---
That's easy!
SIGN Recyclable trash
[13:07] ---
Rule two.
[13:08] ---
You have to take him for a walk every day.
[13:10] ---
Take the trash bag for a walk?
[13:13] ---
P-Trash is a living trash bag, ma'am.
SIGN Living Trash Bag
[13:16] ---
Lack of exercise is his mortal enemy, ma'am!
[13:18] ---
I get it!
[13:19] ---
Okay.
[13:20] ---
Rule three.
[13:21] ---
This is the most important one.
[13:24] ---
You have to give him trash in the mornings.
[13:27] ---
And absolutely not at night.
[13:30] ---
That's just the same as putting
the trash out normally.
[13:32] ---
That's easy, too!
SIGN Look of Superiority
[13:35] ---
Yes? Ohh? Hmm?
[13:38] ---
Huh? What?
[13:41] ---
Ah... Th-This morning I did oversleep
by accident, but... I'll be fine!
[13:45] ---
I'll definitely stick to it...
Come on? Please?
[13:51] ---
All right, fine, ma'am.
[13:54] ---
Yes!
[13:56] ---
We'll be good friends, P-Trash!
[14:08] ---
Morning, P-Trash!
[14:21] ---
Here.
[14:22] ---
Today's the day for unburnable trash.
[14:26] ---
A trash bag that'll eat the trash for you?
[14:28] ---
Now we won't have to worry about
forgetting to take the trash out.
[14:42] ---
No!
[14:44] ---
Today's not the day for bottles and cans.
[14:47] ---
All right.
[14:48] ---
We'll take this home with us,
and you can eat it another day.
[14:59] ---
That's not a friend.
[15:01] ---
Come on, P-Trash.
[15:06] ---
Ahhh, I overslept!
[15:09] ---
I'm going to be late!
[15:13] ---
Sis!
[15:14] ---
What about P-Trash's food?
[15:15] ---
Ah, right!
[15:19] ---
Uhh...
[15:20] ---
Today's plastic trash, so...
[15:22] ---
Detergent bottle...
[15:24] ---
Styrofoam...
[15:26] ---
Um, what else...
[15:33] ---
I'm so tired...
[15:37] ---
Sorry...
[15:39] ---
I have... the day off tomorrow...
[15:42] ---
I'll take you...
[15:43] ---
...for...
[15:44] ---
...a nice... long... walk...
[15:55] ---
Oh, no!
[15:56] ---
I haven't made dinner!
[16:01] ---
Oh, good.
[16:02] ---
He's sleeping like a good boy.
[16:07] ---
P-Trash?
[16:09] ---
There are no problems with him at all.
[16:10] ---
He's sleeping soundly in my room.
[16:12] ---
Really?
[16:13] ---
Well, good, then...
[16:15] ---
What? Is something wrong?
[16:17] ---
It's bothering me.
[16:19] ---
P-Trash's rules.
[16:20] ---
Rules?
[16:21] ---
Well, you absolutely have to
separate the trash, right?
[16:24] ---
But what about natto packs, for example?
[16:26] ---
They're... burnable trash, right?
[16:29] ---
But depending on the region, some places
collect them as unburnable trash.
[16:35] ---
And... you said that we can't
give it trash at night,
[16:38] ---
but when exactly counts as "night"?
[16:40] ---
Is 3 am morning? Or night?
[16:44] ---
Well, it's not exact like that, is it?
[16:45] ---
That's the thing.
[16:47] ---
There are all these rules about when
and how to sort and put out trash,
[16:51] ---
but actually, they're all pretty vague...
[16:54] ---
I just hope that P-Trash's rules
aren't absolute, either.
[17:01] ---
Honestly.
[17:02] ---
Fuyuki is such a worry-wart.
SIGN Mohenjo-tarou's Occult Paraíso
[17:13] ---
Sis?!
[17:19] ---
Is that...?!
[17:21] ---
No way...
[17:23] ---
Stupid frog!
[17:25] ---
Kojima! Not even close!
[17:25] ---
It's so hot in here!
[17:31] ---
I can't stop the energy counterflow!
[17:34] ---
This is bad... At this rate...
[17:37] ---
Sealed off up to F Block!
[17:39] ---
K Block, too!
[17:41] ---
What happened?!
[17:42] ---
An enormous amount of energy suddenly
started flowing into the base's defense systems!
[17:47] ---
Kojima!
[17:48] ---
Or, like, Yoshio Kojima?
[17:50] ---
A-ppear!
[17:50] ---
Got it.
[17:51] ---
Gero?
SIGN DANGER
[17:52] ---
The source of the energy is...
[17:54] ---
...P-Trash.
[17:54] ---
What's going on?
[17:56] ---
Lady Natsumi... did you break
one of the rules, ma'am?!
[18:00] ---
Well... today I... just couldn't
take him for a walk...
[18:04] ---
Looks like that's not all.
[18:06] ---
An envelope with a cellophane
window on burnable trash day!
[18:09] ---
A plastic bottle with the cap still on!
[18:12] ---
And, worst of all...
[18:13] ---
...you let it eat trash at night!
[18:15] ---
Gero!!
[18:16] ---
That can't be! I never—
[18:19] ---
Looks like it went fishing through the
trash in your room a little while ago.
[18:24] ---
Geez!
[18:25] ---
You promised me so carefully
that you'd follow the rules!
[18:30] ---
What's your problem?!
[18:31] ---
Who'd... think... that it would...
end up like this?!
[18:34] ---
Owowowowow...
[18:37] ---
You two, now is not the time!
[18:41] ---
It's half your fault, anyway, you dumbo!
[18:42] ---
You couldn't wait to get rid of P-Trash so
you wouldn't have to bother looking after him!
[18:46] ---
Erk.
[18:46] ---
But... all we did was break the rules...
[18:49] ---
Why did it turn out like this?
[18:52] ---
P-Trash is a recycling system for providing
the energy this base needs to operate.
[18:57] ---
A recycling system?
[18:58] ---
Even in space,
[19:00] ---
garbage disposal has been
becoming a problem lately.
[19:03] ---
Even black holes have usage fees
attached in this day and age.
[19:06] ---
Kululu-dono developed P-Trash
to deal with that problem.
[19:10] ---
P-Trash breaks down the garbage it takes in,
[19:13] ---
and recycles it in order to power this base.
[19:16] ---
But to circulate the energy efficiently,
[19:19] ---
thorough separation is required.
[19:22] ---
Just one tiny irregularity,
and look at the mess we're in.
[19:25] ---
I see...
[19:27] ---
P-Trash movement detected!
[19:29] [SONG] ---
I know I'll never see you...
[19:29] ---
It has begun to move outside
of the Hinata house!
[19:32] ---
Or, like, broken curfew?
[19:32] [SONG] ---
That's what I convinced myself.
[19:34] ---
That's bad...
[19:36] ---
If it keeps on eating garbage,
[19:38] ---
this base is at risk of blowing up!
[19:38] [SONG] ---
But really...
[19:40] ---
Natsumi!
[19:41] ---
Don't you have any idea
where he might have gone?!
[19:42] [SONG] ---
...it was because I couldn't believe in myself.
[19:45] ---
Natsumi!
[19:53] [SONG] ---
On nights unlit by the moon,
[20:00] [SONG] ---
I called your name.
[20:06] [SONG] ---
On my eyelids, your silhouette
[20:14] [SONG] ---
Wavers gently.
[20:21] [SONG] ---
I'm glad that before the end of my dream,
[20:34] [SONG] ---
I was able to find you at my windowside.
[20:46] ---
It might have wanted to be
beside others like itself...
[20:52] ---
I'm sorry... for not keeping
my promise properly...
[20:56] ---
Let's go home together, okay...?
[21:03] ---
The rain has lifted.
[21:10] ---
Fuyuki! I'm off, okay?
[21:20] ---
Hey, wait!
[21:25] ---
I hope a day will come when we
Earthlings can keep P-Trashes as pets.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
SIGN Please take what you want.
SIGN Natsumi
[23:07] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
To all you foolish Pekoponians:
Digital TV is great!
SIGN Digi-tare?
[23:12] ---
It's pretty, and it's useful!
SIGN Crack!
[23:14] ---
Screens have gotta be 16:9,
you know what I'm saying?
[23:16] ---
Uhh... though, we're still 4:3. Sorry.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
You know Agguy's special attack?
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: The Digital Space
Monster Attacks, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro Transforms, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:33] ---
Our house is finally going to have a TV!
[01:36] ---
That incident that would shake the world
[01:38] ---
began with this man's loud laughter.
[01:41] ---
Brother... this is...
[01:43] ---
Well?! Isn't it amazing?!
SIGN Please take what you want.
[01:45] ---
There was a mountain of them on an empty lot!
[01:48] ---
Electricity bill: paid!
[01:51] ---
Antenna: connected!
[01:53] ---
Switch: ON!
[01:57] ---
What's going on?
[01:58] ---
Nothing is being shown!
[02:00] ---
Brother...
[02:01] ---
TV has gone digital now.
[02:04] ---
You can't watch it on these old ones.
[02:07] ---
Digi-tare?
SIGN Digi-tare?
[02:09] ---
What kind of tare is that?!
[02:11] ---
Is it tasty?!
[02:13] ---
Brother...
[02:19] ---
Keroro: The Digital Space
Monster Attacks, Sir!
[02:24] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[02:26] ---
556, you never change, do you, sir?
[02:28] ---
I'm sorry!
[02:29] ---
I'm sorry my brother is so analog!
[02:31] ---
I'm sorry!
[02:32] ---
Digital broadcasting is a wonderful type of
broadcasting that makes everyone happy, sir!
[02:37] ---
What?!
[02:38] ---
Here.
[02:38] ---
Even this space TV is already
using space-wave digital, sir!
[02:43] ---
What is this screen?!
[02:44] ---
It's so wide,
[02:45] ---
and it's so beautiful it stings my eyes!
[02:47] ---
High picture quality and high product quality
are the hallmarks of digital TV, after all!
[02:51] ---
It's 7, sir!
[02:53] ---
And as a bonus, you
get this really cool card, sir!
[02:57] ---
I don't know what it's for,
[02:59] ---
but the way it sparkles is magnificent!
[03:01] ---
Reinsert card!
[03:03] ---
And that's not all!
[03:05] ---
If I use this remote control,
[03:07] ---
I can get the Space TV Guide
[03:08] ---
and Space Datacasting!
[03:11] ---
Let's see here.
[03:13] ---
Today's news...
[03:14] ---
Tomorrow's weather!
[03:24] ---
Keroro!
[03:28] ---
Lavie!
[03:31] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi!
[03:34] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi!
[03:36] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi!
[03:39] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi!
[03:42] ---
Hm?! What's this?!
[03:43] ---
Uncle, don't look at the TV!
[03:46] ---
Or, like, restrict viewing?
[03:48] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi!
[03:51] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi!
[03:51] ---
Oh... oh, no...
[03:53] ---
Guess we were too late.
[03:54] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi!
[03:55] ---
Hm?! What is going on?!
[03:57] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi!
[03:57] ---
It's here.
[03:59] ---
It?!
[04:00] ---
Digi digi...
[04:03] ---
Digi digi...
[04:05] ---
Digi digi...
[04:08] ---
What is that?!
[04:09] ---
It's listed in the Keron Primary
Colors Space Monster Index.
SIGN Space Monster Data NO. 264 Space Digital Wave Monster BEACORUS Power:B Speed:C Defense:A Stamina:S Penetration:50% Special Attack: BCAS Attack 2800P Height: 3700 m Weight: 170000 tons Origin: BCAS Nebula Has the ability to manipulate digital TV waves to control that planet's lifeforms. Low penetration and low public awareness are its weaknesses.
[04:13] ---
Space Digital Wave Monster Beacorus.
[04:16] ---
Beacorus?!
[04:18] ---
Height: 3,700 meters.
[04:20] ---
Weight: 170,000 tons.
[04:22] ---
It's a scary one... it uses digital TV waves
to control that planet's creatures!
[04:27] ---
Then... Keroro and Lavie are...
[04:30] ---
Their minds and bodies have
already been taken over!
[04:32] ---
Or, like, mental cases?
[04:35] ---
If we just let this go,
[04:37] ---
this is gonna get even worse...
SIGN Natsumi
[04:41] ---
What is this?
[04:42] ---
I'm fighting the last boss right now!
[04:47] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[04:52] ---
The Global Occult Link
Collection just went...
[04:58] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:05] ---
Gigigi... Gigi...
[05:07] ---
Digi digi...
[05:08] ---
Gigigi...
SIGN Silence...
[05:10] ---
It's no good!
[05:11] ---
None of our weapons will work!
[05:13] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:16] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:18] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:21] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:24] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:27] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:30] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:33] ---
Digi digi...
[05:35] ---
Di...
[05:37] ---
We can't even use our own weapons!
[05:41] ---
Looks like that monster...
[05:42] ---
...is using Pekopon's digital TV network
to interfere with all digital devices.
[05:48] ---
What is more important, I have been
feeling cramped for a while now!
[05:52] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:52] ---
Wh-What are these?!
[05:55] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[05:55] ---
It's 16:9.
[05:58] ---
Beacorus's digital control is even
extending to the space we're in.
[05:58] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi...
[06:00] ---
Digi digi... Gigigi... Gigigi...
[06:07] ---
Or, like, sixteen-by-nine?
[06:09] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[06:12] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[06:13] ---
Keroro... Lavie...
[06:15] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[06:15] ---
What is going to happen to us?
[06:18] ---
No worries.
[06:19] ---
You'll be fine as long as you don't watch any
digital broadcasts or use any digital devices.
[06:24] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[06:24] ---
Basically, enjoy living a prehistoric life
on Pekopon together.
[06:29] ---
Don't be ridiculous!
[06:30] ---
No! I will not give up!
[06:36] ---
What is he going to do?!
[06:38] ---
Isn't that obvious?!
[06:40] ---
I simply need to beat him
to a pulp with my own hands!
[06:42] ---
You do not stand a chance against a
big thing like that without any weapons!
[06:46] ---
Even if I have no chance of victory,
[06:49] ---
I cannot abandon my sister...
[06:51] ---
...nor my friends!
[06:56] ---
Gigigi... Gigigi... Digi digi...
[06:57] ---
Friends...
[07:04] ---
Here we go!
[07:05] ---
Space Digital Wave Monster Beacorus!
[07:16] ---
Did you feel that?!
[07:17] ---
My bright red Overdrive!
[07:23] ---
I told him!
[07:28] ---
That was a close call!
[07:30] ---
S-Sorry!
[07:34] ---
Be reasonable!
[07:36] ---
Actually, looks like it did something.
[07:48] ---
It looks like it is working!
[07:49] ---
That simple attack?
[07:52] ---
Ah, but it's because it's simple.
[07:55] ---
This is a highly-evolved digital lifeform.
[07:59] ---
So... he is weak to analog.
In other words, dated attacks?!
[08:02] ---
My specialty!
[08:05] ---
This katana will prove to be
an effective weapon!
[08:08] ---
And I...
[08:09] ---
...can use my trained and
honed body as a weapon!
[08:12] ---
I see.
[08:14] ---
This type-88 revolving-style space handgun...
[08:17] ---
It belongs in a museum,
[08:19] ---
but I suppose even this has a use.
[08:21] ---
I will do anything for Uncle!
[08:24] ---
Everyone, are you prepared?!
[08:26] ---
Anytime!
[08:28] ---
I won't let anyone invade Pekopon before us!
[08:32] ---
Nin!
[08:33] ---
Okay! Here we go!
[08:34] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[08:35] ---
Yeah!
[08:42] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[08:49] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[08:50] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[08:54] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[08:58] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[09:02] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[09:07] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[09:11] ---
That fierce battle
[09:13] ---
was said to have been the
greatest Pekopon ever had.
[09:18] ---
Huh?
[09:20] ---
Is... that the time?
[09:24] ---
What happened?
[09:25] ---
I think I had a weird dream...
[09:28] ---
Paul-sama! You're back to normal!
[09:31] ---
To normal?
[09:35] ---
There it is! Beacorus!
[09:37] ---
Yes... It is leaving, on its way
to the end of the universe...
[09:40] ---
It was a harsh battle.
[09:42] ---
Or, like, badly battered?
[09:45] ---
Lavie, Keroro...
[09:48] ---
Can you...
[09:50] ---
Can you tell who I am?
[09:54] ---
Brother?
[09:55] ---
Lavie!
[09:56] ---
556?
[09:57] ---
Keroro!
[09:58] ---
U-Uhh...
[10:00] ---
Where was I, again?
[10:02] ---
Oh, right, yeah! Anyway, digital TV
is just good all-around!
[10:06] ---
It's the most wonderful kind of
broadcasting in the world, sir!
[10:10] ---
I'm sorry!
[10:11] ---
I'm sorry my brother
didn't know about digital TV!
[10:15] ---
Lavie...
[10:16] ---
Keroro...
[10:20] ---
What are you doing, 556, sir?!
[10:25] ---
I... I'm so sorry! Sorry!
[10:28] ---
I'm so glad!
[10:29] ---
I'm so glad you're both okay!
[10:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[10:33] ---
Uncle...
[10:35] ---
And so the invading space digital wave monster
Beacorus was defeated, and its plan was foiled.
[10:40] ---
A terrible scheme, to exploit
Earth's digital TV network.
[10:45] ---
But please, don't worry.
[10:47] ---
This story could only happen
in the distant, distant future.
[10:51] ---
Why is that, you ask?
[10:54] ---
Because in today's world, there is
not enough digital TV to exploit.
[11:16] ---
This is what I expect from an MG!
[11:18] ---
So many parts!
[11:21] ---
The usual elegantly and yet intensely
asserted internal construction!
[11:25] ---
Now, then...
[11:27] ---
Where should I attack from this time?!
[11:30] ---
It's nice to have one that shows
the internals, for once.
[11:34] ---
That cute E.F.F. coloring might be good!
[11:39] ---
Ohh, I feel so full...
[11:41] ---
Just looking at the parts
[11:43] ---
makes dreams expand before my eyes.
[11:46] ---
I can bask in happiness without
even putting it together.
[11:49] ---
Gundam models are truly legendary!
[11:54] ---
Though...
[11:55] ---
That might be part of the reason
I feel I'm amassing unbuilt kits...
[12:00] ---
Oh, well. Piling them up is another
big attraction for modelers, sir!
[12:06] ---
Huh? Ah-ah-ah-ah...
[12:08] ---
Gero!!
[12:10] ---
Owowowow...
[12:14] ---
Oh, darn.
[12:15] ---
It's late already.
[12:17] ---
I'll clean this mess up tomorrow.
[12:21] ---
Good night!
[12:24] ---
Gundam models exist to be built.
[12:28] ---
However, at this rate,
[12:30] ---
it doesn't look like that day
will ever come for them.
[12:35] ---
Yes,
[12:36] ---
this is a terrifying world where all
Gundam models are held in storage.
[12:40] ---
For the next 10 minutes,
[12:42] ---
your eyes will leave your body,
[12:45] ---
and arrive in this terrifying world...
SIGN Keroro Transforms, Sir
[13:10] ---
Morning already, sir?
[13:15] ---
I hear strange noises, sir...
[13:18] ---
I think I'll wash my face and freshen up.
[13:24] ---
I just want to start the water...
[13:26] ---
But something's strange about me.
[13:28] ---
Am I making this sound?!
[13:31] ---
It sounds like a Gundam model box
being shaken...
[13:35] ---
Gero?
[13:36] ---
U-Uhhh...
[13:39] ---
Riiiight... face!
[13:42] ---
Look straight up at the sky!
[13:45] ---
I... I'm not a...!
[13:49] ---
Aaaahhh!
[13:50] ---
I've become a Gundam model!!
[13:54] ---
What now?!
[13:55] ---
What will happen to me?!
[13:56] ---
What do I do?!
SIGN This is a Gundam mobel of doom
If you dont make it soon
terrible things will haqqen
[14:03] ---
"This is a Gundam mobel of doom."
[14:06] ---
"If you dont make it soon,"
[14:08] ---
"terrible things will haqqen."
[14:11] ---
What is this?
[14:13] ---
M-Master Fuyuki!
[14:15] ---
Please, make me, quick!
[14:17] ---
I can't move or talk in this box, sir!
[14:21] ---
What messy writing...
[14:23] ---
It's wrong in a bunch of places.
[14:25] ---
Who gives a crap about the writing?!
[14:27] ---
This must be one of Sarge's pranks.
[14:29] ---
Ahhh! That's too much!!
[14:36] ---
When did it...
[14:38] ---
A Gundam model of doom, huh...
[14:43] ---
Okay!
[14:44] ---
Sarge said the important thing about making
Gundam models is to enjoy yourself!
[14:48] ---
I haven't made one in a while, so...
[14:49] ---
Yes!
[14:50] ---
I'm in your hands, Master Fuyuki!
[14:53] ---
Uhh...
[14:54] ---
First I'll take the parts off...
[14:56] ---
Owwwwww!!
[14:58] ---
Does this go here?
[14:59] ---
No!!
[15:00] ---
That goes on the right!
[15:02] ---
It doesn't fit right,
but if I just force it...
[15:04] ---
That's not the wayyyy...!
SIGN Crack!
[15:08] ---
And this one like this?
SIGN Crack
SIGN Crunch
[15:14] ---
It looks mostly right now!
[15:16] ---
It doesn't. It doesn't!!
[15:18] ---
Now I just need to stick it on the body...
[15:20] ---
Ow! Owowowow!
[15:22] ---
It's kind of tight.
SIGN Snap!
SIGN Left and right
are on backwards!
[15:27] ---
Great, I did it!
[15:29] ---
That took quite a while, but...
[15:31] ---
...it was fun.
That's all that matters, right?
[15:32] ---
No, not at all, sir!
[15:35] ---
The Gundam model is...
[15:36] ---
You didn't clip the parts off cleanly,
[15:39] ---
so I'm stiff and clunky all over!
[15:40] ---
And on top of that,
the construction is wrong,
[15:42] ---
so my joints are all creaky, too!
[15:44] ---
Th-This is...
[15:44] ---
How are you gonna fix this?
Huh?! You're crap at this!
[15:48] ---
I'm putting you through an intense
training course! You hear me?!
[15:48] ---
A Gundam model of doom...
[15:50] ---
Is this a new type of
poltergeist phenomenon?!
[15:53] ---
Or some kind of unidentified OOPArt?
[15:56] ---
A-Anyway, this is amazing!
[15:58] ---
N-No, I...
[16:00] ---
I'm me, sir...
[16:02] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[16:03] ---
I have to take it apart and research it!
[16:09] ---
I've only just become able
to move on my own, sir!
[16:13] ---
Gero!
[16:15] ---
Gosh, what was that?!
[16:19] ---
Gero...
[16:19] ---
G-Gundam model?
[16:21] ---
This is that stupid frog again.
[16:23] ---
Leaving it out in a place like this...
[16:26] ---
Lady Natsumi, don't hold me like that!
[16:30] ---
Where are you hiding, stupid frog?
[16:33] ---
No... I'm right in front of your eyes...
[16:35] ---
If you don't come out,
I'm chucking this thing in the trash!
[16:37] ---
Nooo!
[16:40] ---
Sis!
[16:41] ---
Did you see a talking Gundam model just now?!
[16:43] ---
It might be a rare sample that'll leave
its name in the history of the occult!
[16:48] ---
I don't know if it talks or not,
[16:50] ---
but I threw one away in there just now.
[16:52] ---
Oh, no!
[16:54] ---
Huh?
[16:56] ---
Th-That was close, sir...
[16:59] ---
Seriously, look at me...
SIGN Dangle
[17:03] ---
Argh!
[17:04] ---
This is because I was put
together poorly, sir!
[17:07] ---
I won't even be able to infiltrate
Jaburo like this, sir!
[17:15] ---
Stop it! Stop it stop it!
SIGN Eyes of a Carnivorous Animal!!
[17:23] ---
Help me!
[17:28] ---
It sounds like she's having fun.
[17:30] ---
She must have found perfect prey.
SIGN Perfect Prey
[17:34] ---
A... A dead end?
[17:40] ---
Then I have no choice...
[17:42] ---
Now is the time for that technique
only possible for the MG Acguy!
[17:52] ---
Observe!
[17:53] ---
My special move:
SIGN Hugging Knees
[17:54] ---
Hugging my knees!
[17:58] ---
Oh, no, sir!
[17:59] ---
Cats love things that roll?!
[18:03] ---
Stop!
[18:04] ---
My eye is spinning!
[18:06] ---
Hey! Cat!
[18:09] ---
I opened up some canned food
for you for once. Want it?
[18:16] ---
I don't want to live like this, sir!
[18:26] ---
Why...
[18:27] ---
Why did I turn into this, sir?
[18:33] ---
Th-This is awful...
[18:36] ---
My precious claw arm...
[18:39] ---
My precious...
[18:43] ---
M-Maybe I...
[18:46] ---
Now it's my foot!
[19:04] ---
I... I was wrong, sir...
[19:07] ---
The point of Gundam models is to make them.
How could I leave so many for so long?
[19:11] ---
I...
[19:13] ---
I... want you to forgive me, sir...
[19:17] ---
Waaaah!
[19:18] ---
Waaah! Waaah!
[19:22] ---
Waaaaah!
[19:24] ---
Waaaaaaaah!
[19:28] ---
So finally you realize. Gigan-gigan.
[19:32] ---
Y-You're all...
[19:34] ---
We are Gunpla Spirits.
[19:36] ---
Plastic spirits that reside in the
regrets of Gundam models stored away.
[19:41] ---
Juaggu-gu-gu.
[19:43] ---
It is because you make us
[19:45] ---
that we are able to find happiness.
[19:47] ---
Acguy-acguy.
[19:49] ---
I'm s-sorry!
[19:51] ---
So sorry, sir!
[19:53] ---
It's all right.
[19:54] ---
As long as you understand...
[19:56] ---
Gasshia-gasshia-gasshia...
[20:11] ---
I...
[20:13] ---
I'm back to normal...
[20:15] ---
I'm back to normal, sir!
[20:35] ---
And the next day.
[20:37] ---
Kero kero kero...
[20:40] ---
Ah... Sarge!
[20:42] ---
Hey! Master Fuyuki!
[20:44] ---
Come on, let's make Gundam models!
It's been a long time, sir!
[20:47] ---
B-Before that!
[20:48] ---
Yesterday was incredible!
[20:50] ---
A walking, talking Gundam model turned up!
[20:53] ---
Gero gerori.
[20:55] ---
Okay, okay, never mind that.
Come on, sit down.
[20:58] ---
I'll teach you a more advanced way
of making these things, sir.
[21:02] ---
If you make them with care,
[21:05] ---
the model will be happy, sir.
[21:08] ---
Happy?
[21:10] ---
Do Gundam models have hearts?
[21:12] ---
Of course!
[21:13] ---
Everything has a heart, sir!
[21:18] ---
You might be right.
[21:20] ---
And so Sarge resolved in his heart to make
Gundam models even carefully than before.
[21:27] ---
All's well that ends well.
[21:29] ---
Aaaaagh! What about the invasion?
The invasion!
SIGN Gunpla Spirits
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:08] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:10] ---
Do you all have likes and dislikes
when it comes to food?
[23:13] ---
As beings who stand at the
top of the food chain,
[23:15] ---
it's rude to the ones who get eaten if we
don't eat anything and everything, sir.
SIGN Wrath
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
But... I still kinda hate eggplant.
[23:24] ---
"Giroro: Remote Controlled Date, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: The Cave Where Pu Was, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:33] ---
Ge-Gero!
E265 - Giroro: Remote Controlled Date, Sir! / Keroro: The Cave Where Pu Was, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
If you could freely control your crush,
[01:35] ---
what would you do?
[01:40] ---
Okay, watch over the house for me!
[01:41] ---
Huh? You're going out?
SIGN - A Summer With You - National Road Show Kissho Theater All Seats Reserved Seat 3-41 Special Invitation
[01:43] ---
Ta-da!
[01:45] ---
I sent a letter to 623 Radio,
[01:47] ---
and I won two tickets to the movies!
[01:49] ---
Wow, great!
[01:51] ---
So I... So I thought...
[01:53] ---
...um...
[01:55] ---
I... I could go with S-Shaburo-shenpai...
[01:58] ---
Oh, right!
[01:59] ---
That sounds nice, Sis!
[02:00] ---
Y-Yeah...
[02:02] ---
G-Going out with Saburo?!
[02:02] ---
So, I'll just have something
for dinner by myself?
[02:04] ---
Don't tell me this is... a first date?!
[02:05] ---
Yes, please.
[02:07] ---
Okay, I'm off!
[02:09] ---
Owww, hot, hot!
[02:13] ---
Giroro: Remote Controlled Date, Sir!
[02:24] ---
S-Saburo-senpai!
[02:26] ---
Hey, Natsumi-chan.
[02:27] ---
Ah... Th-This is... a very fine day for...
for going out, wouldn't you say?
[02:31] ---
Okay, shall we go?
[02:32] ---
O-Okay...
[02:35] ---
"Shall we go"...
[02:39] ---
Brother! Brother!!
SIGN Giroro is here
[02:47] ---
Natsumi...
[02:49] ---
No, no!
[02:50] ---
I'm like a stalker here!
[02:58] ---
Ha!
[02:59] ---
Tara!
[03:00] ---
Kisshoooo Acaaademyyy!
[03:05] ---
Natsumi...
[03:06] ---
What the heck happened to you?
[03:07] ---
Oink! Oink oink!
[03:10] ---
Snort snort!
[03:11] ---
Oink oink oink.
[03:13] ---
Keroro!
[03:14] ---
You dumbo, what are you doing here?!
[03:17] ---
Is that...?!
[03:19] ---
You bet!
[03:20] ---
It's been sealed away for a long time
due to being excessively inhumane!
[03:23] ---
The "Cry! Laugh! Remote Control!"
SIGN Sing Laugh Rejoice Anger
[03:28] ---
Attach the receiver to someone and
send them commands with this remote,
SIGN Receiver
SIGN Sing
[03:32] ---
and you can make them
move exactly as you want!
[03:34] ---
It is a fearsome remote, sir!
SIGN Misuse PROHIBITED
[03:38] ---
You dumbo, what're you thinking?!
[03:41] ---
Gero gero.
[03:42] ---
That's obvious, sir...
SIGN Cry
SIGN Dry
[03:45] ---
I'll use this to control Hinata Natsumi,
SIGN Startle
SIGN Touch
SIGN Call
SIGN Hit
SIGN Run
SIGN Submit
[03:47] ---
and humiliate her in front
of large crowds, sir!
SIGN Touch
SIGN Undress
SIGN Kiss
SIGN Climb
[03:51] ---
Wh-What?!
[03:54] ---
Uncle!
[03:55] ---
When you do that kind of thing,
you're the worst!
[03:57] ---
Or, like, Jizo wicked!
SIGN Diabolical and Jizo
[04:00] ---
Though, I bet Lady Mois
will insult me for it!
[04:04] ---
Or, like, you're the worst!
[04:06] ---
Gero gero.
[04:08] ---
I will not permit you to
bring shame on Natsumi.
SIGN House of Noses
SIGN Remember every day! Cute photos!
SIGN Princess
SIGN Dangal
SIGN Cute photos!
[04:27] ---
Hurry up and go home, you two!
[04:29] ---
Corporal Giroro...
You're still following them?
[04:32] ---
I... I have a duty to protect
Natsumi's safety, uh...
[04:36] ---
Ah! What's that you're holding?!
[04:38] ---
Erk! Th-This is...
[04:40] ---
Don't tell me you're planning
to use that remote to—
[04:42] ---
Don't be stupid!!
[04:43] ---
Ahhh! This thing can just...
[04:47] ---
Ah! That one's so cute!
SIGN Princess
[04:56] ---
Natchumi...
[04:57] ---
Dose two... dey look like
de perfect couple...
[05:01] ---
A-At dis rate...
[05:03] ---
I... I would like to have N-Natsumi-san as...
SIGN Wrath
[05:05] ---
NEVER!
[05:07] ---
Saburo-san...
SIGN Click
SIGN Hit Run Walk Grieve
SIGN Hit
SIGN Run
SIGN Lick
SIGN Hit
[05:17] ---
Hit.
[05:19] ---
If I used this
[05:20] ---
and controlled Natsumi...
[05:24] ---
...she would hit Saburo in public,
and then he'd get mad,
[05:25] ---
Ow, that hurts!
[05:27] ---
You took it too far...
[05:27] ---
and that would be the end of the date!
[05:31] ---
If I, right now,
[05:32] ---
press this button,
[05:34] ---
I can make them stop the date!
[05:37] ---
...No, I can't.
[05:39] ---
I would have to be mad to embarrass
Natsumi for the sake of ruining her date.
SIGN Hit
[05:49] ---
Wha?! Why did I press the button?!
SIGN Hit
SIGN Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
SIGN Hit
[05:56] ---
Huh?
[06:02] ---
Natsumi-chan?
SIGN Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
[06:10] ---
My body's doing it on its own!
[06:17] ---
Wow, Natsumi-chan, you got the top score!
SIGN Molemole Hammer Today's High Scores
[06:30] ---
Okay, why don't we ride this?
[06:31] ---
Ahh... I'm a little scared of
these things, though.
[06:34] ---
They're not that scary, really.
[06:35] ---
It'll be fun!
[06:36] ---
I really can't allow this date to go on...
[06:37] ---
Ahhh, but... really, I don't think I...
[06:39] ---
I thought you were good with heights?
[06:39] ---
Ah. You still have it?
[06:42] ---
Th-The thing about this is...
[06:42] ---
I... I don't mind them, but...
[06:43] ---
I can't let someone pick it up
and put it to bad use.
SIGN Submit
SIGN Hug
SIGN Climb
[06:50] ---
Climb.
[06:51] ---
If I press this button...
SIGN Climb
[06:55] ---
You used me as a springboard?
[06:59] ---
I can definitely abort the date with this!
[07:03] ---
B-But... then... Natsumi will be...
[07:07] ---
I can't do that!
[07:09] ---
I can't...
SIGN Beep
[07:11] ---
Ahhh!! I pressed it again! Why?!
SIGN Climb
[07:15] ---
W-Well, okay, maybe I could...
SIGN Climb
[07:17] ---
Huh?
[07:20] ---
M-My body's doing it again!
[07:22] ---
Natsumi-chan?!
[07:37] ---
What am I doing?!
[07:39] ---
Thank you, onee-chan!
[07:41] ---
Ah, that's okay...
[07:42] ---
You're kind, aren't you, Natsumi-chan?
SIGN Choco-bananas
[07:56] ---
Here.
[07:57] ---
Ah, thanks...
[07:59] ---
I want to protect Natsumi's happiness.
[08:01] ---
But I want to make them stop the date.
[08:04] ---
What do I do?!
SIGN Run
SIGN Lick
[08:06] ---
Lick.
SIGN Lick
[08:07] ---
Lick...
[08:10] ---
No way would I make her do that!!
[08:14] ---
Again!
SIGN Lick
SIGN Lick
SIGN Lick
[08:22] ---
Whoa.
[08:23] ---
Do you want this one, as well?
[08:25] ---
I... I didn't... uh... um...
[08:32] ---
I feel like every time I press the button,
[08:33] ---
I'm bringing them closer together myself.
[08:36] ---
But... I can't believe I have
pressed it three times.
[08:39] ---
I must want to make them stop the date,
even if I have to sacrifice Natsumi for it.
[08:43] ---
Is that how I really feel?!
SIGN Climb Undress Hit Run Touch Submit Call
SIGN Climb Undress Hit Run Touch Submit Call Hold
[08:47] ---
Hold.
[08:51] ---
No!! Unthinkable!!
SIGN Hold Startle Cry Feel Thirst Push
SIGN Hold Startle Cry Feel Thirst Push Hug
[08:54] ---
Hug.
[08:55] ---
Yay!
SIGN Undress
[08:58] ---
Undress.
SIGN Kiss
[09:03] ---
Kiss?
[09:05] ---
Kiss?
[09:06] ---
Kiss...?
[09:07] ---
Natsumi...
[09:10] ---
Wh—?!
[09:12] ---
You must be joking!!
SIGN Adamant Refusal
[09:13] ---
I could never...!!
SIGN Kiss
[09:17] ---
Wh-What?!
[09:19] ---
My body is... all on its own...
[09:22] ---
When did this—?!
[09:24] ---
No... get... off!
[09:26] ---
So you finally realized, jizo.
[09:28] ---
What?!
[09:31] ---
J-Jizo?!
[09:33] ---
Th-That's...
SIGN Press
[09:36] ---
I see... So all this was your fault!
[09:40] ---
This is your punishment for
punching me down, jizo.
[09:42] ---
What?!
[09:43] ---
Now...
[09:44] ---
Press it once more, jizo.
[09:46] ---
Make Hinata Natsumi kiss!
[09:48] ---
I won't let you do that!
SIGN Press
SIGN Press
SIGN Press
[09:55] ---
Now go!
[09:56] ---
And press it, jizo!
SIGN Press
SIGN Kiss
SIGN Again, press
[10:06] ---
Hurry up and press it, jizo.
SIGN Again, press
[10:10] ---
I pressed it!!
SIGN Kiss
SIGN Kiss
[10:15] ---
He can't...!
SIGN Kiss
[10:20] ---
S-Saburo-senpai, umm...
[10:22] ---
Natsumi!!
SIGN Kiss
SIGN Keroro Gunsou
[10:35] ---
Kiss.
[10:37] ---
Come on, what is all this?!
[10:39] ---
G-Giroro...
[10:40] ---
Getting in the way again...
SIGN Kiss
[10:43] ---
Anyway, I'll use this remote control
that he tossed away,
[10:45] ---
and make Hinata Natsumi
kiss one more time, jizo!
[10:49] ---
I see...
[10:50] ---
Jizo!
[10:50] ---
So all this was your fault...
[10:52] ---
Gero...
SIGN Punishment
[10:57] ---
Leave me alone for just this one day!
[11:00] ---
M-My first...
[11:07] ---
That was... my first... too...
[11:14] ---
Giroro...
[11:15] ---
Natsumi...
[11:24] ---
Hey, Giroro,
[11:25] ---
were you... doing that for me?
[11:32] ---
Thanks.
[11:34] ---
Natsumi...
[11:36] ---
Aww...
[11:37] ---
So you kissed Saburo-senpai, huh...
[11:39] ---
I might be a bit jealous!
[11:41] ---
Maybe!
[11:42] ---
Wh-What?!
[11:43] ---
S-So you were thinking about doing
tha-that kind of thing with him?!
[11:48] ---
Deny it! Deny it!
[11:49] ---
I won't allow it!
[11:53] ---
Impossible.
[12:02] ---
So we have tonkatsu today!
[12:05] ---
It's been a while since
we ate together, Sarge.
[12:07] ---
Geez, where have you been
for the past few weeks?
[12:20] ---
At the same time...
[12:38] ---
Sarge... what's wrong?
[12:41] ---
The truth is...
[12:43] ---
The truth is, I...
[12:47] ---
Keroro: The Cave Where Puu Was, Sir!
[12:53] ---
It was a few weeks ago.
SIGN A Few Weeks Ago
SIGN Un
[12:56] ---
Uninhabited planet dead ahead.
[12:58] ---
Just the job for our experiment.
[13:01] ---
Great!
[13:02] ---
Natto Wave Gun standby!
[13:04] ---
Roger.
[13:08] ---
If this experiment succeeds,
[13:10] ---
Pekopon will be turned entirely into natto!
[13:12] ---
And while they're unable to move,
[13:14] ---
we will complete our invasion, sir!
[13:17] ---
Sudden space turbulence!
SIGN Space Turbulence
[13:19] ---
We've lost control!
[13:21] ---
What?!
[13:28] ---
After we crash-landed
on that desolate planet,
[13:30] ---
we took shelter in a cave, sir.
[13:34] ---
Welp, I sent out a distress signal...
[13:37] ---
Who knows when help might arrive, though.
[13:39] ---
Gero.
[13:40] ---
We have enough rations for three days.
SIGN 3 days x 3 times x 5 people = 45 pots
[13:42] ---
As for whether they'll last...
[13:51] ---
Gero!
[13:51] ---
Our rations!
[13:53] ---
Darn you!
[13:56] ---
What an irritation!
[13:58] ---
Ahh! It ate them all!
[14:03] ---
Gero?!
[14:04] ---
It got bigger!
[14:06] ---
What?!
[14:07] ---
Isn't that a rare space creature,
a Gel Dolba?
[14:10] ---
Gel Dolba?
[14:11] ---
Gel Dolba are creatures with an extremely
high metabolic efficiency, see.
[14:16] ---
They get nutrients out
of everything they eat.
[14:19] ---
How dare you take our rations?!
[14:21] ---
I will eat you instead!
SIGN Clang
[14:25] ---
I-Iss harb...
[14:28] ---
If you're gonna eat it, I'd raise it
to be a bit bigger first.
[14:31] ---
Tama?
[14:32] ---
This thing, its head tastes like starfruit,
SIGN Starfruit
[14:35] ---
its body, cake,
SIGN Cake
[14:36] ---
its arms and legs, baked potato,
SIGN Baked Potato
[14:38] ---
and its antenna tastes like curry.
SIGN Curry and Rice
[14:40] ---
S-Seriously?!
[14:42] ---
You do realize there is nothing to feed it?
[14:45] ---
Yeah, there is.
[14:46] ---
Just give it some weeds
or whatever. That'll do.
[14:48] ---
And when its armor comes off,
it's ready to eat.
[14:51] ---
Woo!
[14:53] ---
All right!
[14:54] ---
Let's get to raising this thing
right away, sir!
[14:57] ---
Yeah!
[14:58] ---
Are you all serious?
[15:00] ---
You will raise him in order to eat him?
[15:01] ---
We are going to survive, sir!
[15:09] ---
Go on, eat up, eat up!
[15:10] ---
[15:12] ---
Grow up nice and big!
[15:13] ---
Puu!
[15:16] ---
I see!
[15:17] ---
Then from today you'll be called Puu, sir!
[15:20] ---
Okay, Puu?
[15:21] ---
Puu!
[15:22] ---
After that,
[15:24] ---
we ate and drank nothing for days,
[15:25] ---
and continued to look after Puu, sir.
SIGN Growllll
[15:35] ---
I am not hungry!
[15:37] ---
I'm not hungry!
[15:42] ---
I am... not hungry!
[15:48] ---
What are you doing?
[15:55] ---
Hey!
[15:57] ---
Stop it, that tickles!
[16:03] ---
Hurry up and get big and get eaten...
SIGN Growwwwwl
[16:08] ---
Ahh... my stomach is so empty,
I am full of poohekokis...
[16:36] ---
Nyaaahhh crap.
[16:48] ---
Hm, you're surprisingly... hmmm!
[16:55] ---
So hungry...
[16:57] ---
At this point...
[17:03] ---
...I'll have that banana
I was secretly hiding...
[17:06] ---
I-It's gone!
[17:07] ---
Wh-Where is it, sir?!
[17:12] ---
Dahhh! When did you get it?!
[17:13] ---
My banana!
[17:19] ---
No matter how hungry I am,
[17:23] ---
my comedian's soul endures, sir!
[17:27] ---
When he sees a banana peel,
[17:28] ---
he can't resist slipping on it
and falling over!
[17:30] ---
Such is the sergeant's comedian's soul!
SIGN Comedian's Soul
[17:36] ---
Ohh! And this one, too!
[17:40] ---
Comedian's soul!
SIGN Comedian's Soul
[17:41] ---
Puu!
[17:44] ---
S-So you, too...
[17:46] ---
...have a comedian's soul, sir!
[17:50] ---
You're just like me, sir!
[17:55] ---
But...
[17:59] ---
...soon, you'll be...
[18:03] ---
And that day has arrived, sir.
[18:15] ---
He's ready to be eaten.
[18:17] ---
Right...
[18:19] ---
This day is finally here, sir...
[18:22] ---
Then... let's eat!
[18:26] ---
Wait!
[18:27] ---
Are you really going to eat Puu?
[18:29] ---
Are you satisfied with that?!
[18:33] ---
It can't be helped, sir!
[18:34] ---
In order for us to survive!
[18:36] ---
B-But my honorable leader...
[18:39] ---
Then you go without, Dororo.
[18:41] ---
Corporal Giroro... Finish him off.
[18:44] ---
M-Me?!
[18:52] ---
Anyone could hit him from this range.
[18:55] ---
Even you, Tamama.
[18:57] ---
I really think you're best for this
kind of thing, Rogi-senpai...
[19:00] ---
Wh-What are you talking about?!
You're much more...
[19:02] ---
Nononono, Rogi-san, you do it...
[19:04] ---
Then Kululu.
[19:05] ---
...lulu.
[19:06] ---
No, I really think you should!
[19:07] ---
No, no, Rogi-san, you should...
[19:09] ---
No, you...
[19:10] ---
Argh!
[19:11] ---
Give it here, sir!
[19:13] ---
Commander-dono!
[19:14] ---
There's no room for mercy, sir!
[19:20] ---
No room...
[19:28] ---
And...
[19:28] ---
...then what happened?
[19:32] ---
I...
[19:34] ---
I...
[19:35] ---
You did... do it, then?
[19:50] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[19:51] ---
My honorable leader...
[19:57] ---
Puu...
[20:03] ---
Huh?
[20:04] ---
They got eaten.
[20:11] ---
G-Gero!
[20:13] ---
This is...
[20:15] ---
Is this Puu's stomach?!
[20:17] ---
My body feels all tingly!
[20:19] ---
If we don't do something,
we will be digested!
SIGN Digested
[20:22] ---
We're food now?!
[20:24] ---
I don't like this!
[20:27] ---
Gero!!
[20:42] ---
We were left behind,
[20:44] ---
and were later rescued
by the Space Rescue Team,
[20:46] ---
and escaped death by a hair, sir.
[20:52] ---
That must have been... pretty hard...
[20:55] ---
But...
[20:56] ---
Huh?
[20:57] ---
Back then, we learned first-hand...
SIGN The feelings of "those who are eaten"
[21:02] ---
...the feelings of "those who are eaten"!
[21:05] ---
So! I say, to Tonkatsu-san here
who will be eaten for me...
[21:08] ---
To Fried Chicken-san!
[21:11] ---
To Gyuudon-san.
[21:12] ---
To Shish Kebab-san!
[21:15] ---
To Grilled Fish-san.
[21:17] ---
We are grateful for the food
we are about to receive!
[21:25] ---
Let's eat!
[21:27] ---
It's really true.
[21:29] ---
Our lives are made possible by others.
[21:32] ---
No, wait— Aaaaaaaaghhh!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
I am Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[23:09] ---
My eternal idol is Mr. Sergeant Keroro!
[23:11] ---
That legendary sergeant
I had admired for so long...
SIGN Nervous
SIGN Kiss
SIGN Embrace
[23:14] ---
Now every day is hunky-dory!
...Or it would be, except for...
[23:17] ---
...that woman!! Don't get in my way!!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
SIGN Awawa...
[23:20] ---
I think I'll start anti-aging!
[23:22] ---
"Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir!"
SIGN Ba-dump!
[23:26] ---
"Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!"
SIGN Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E266 - Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir! / Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:34] ---
Oh? Tamama-san, you look sleepy.
[01:37] ---
I haven't had enough sleep because I was up
late making Gundam models with Mr. Sergeant...
[01:42] ---
And an invasion meeting this
early in the morning... ugh...
[01:48] ---
Huh?
[01:49] ---
Where is Mr. Sergeant?
[01:50] ---
He is not here yet.
[01:52] ---
Not like that's anything new.
[01:55] ---
He might still be asleep...
[01:58] ---
He has some nerve being late when
he's the one who called this meeting.
[02:03] ---
I will go call him!
[02:06] ---
Mois-dono already went to call him!
[02:09] ---
Eh, who cares?
[02:13] ---
I will go up to Mr. Sergeant
while he's still asleep,
[02:16] ---
and give him a little wake-up kissie!
[02:18] ---
Mr. Sergeant, it is time for the meeting!
[02:21] ---
Oh! Thanks, sir, Tama-rin!
[02:24] ---
You never know!
[02:26] ---
Lovey-dovey for Nii-sama...
[02:27] ---
This sweet fantasy
[02:29] ---
would kick off a tremendous battle
threatening the Keroro Platoon.
[02:33] ---
But no one is yet aware of this...
[02:38] ---
Tamama: The Wake-Up Kiss is Mine, Sir!
[02:44] ---
Uncle!
[02:47] ---
Uncle, it's time for the meeting!
[02:50] ---
Huh?
[02:53] ---
Uncle, please get up...
[02:56] ---
It's time for the meeting, you know...
[02:58] ---
You call that heavy fire?
[03:00] ---
What happened to Amuro...
[03:03] ---
Uncle...
[03:05] ---
Everyone's waiting for you...
SIGN Kiss
[03:20] ---
She did not. She did noooot!
[03:27] ---
Tamama-san!
[03:28] ---
Don't get in my way!
[03:29] ---
Darn you!
Just because no one is watching,
[03:31] ---
you think you can steal
Mr. Sergeant's lips from me!
[03:35] ---
It's not like that...
[03:36] ---
I never intended for Uncle's lips to—
[03:40] ---
Lips...
[03:42] ---
No, I— ow, ow, ow, ow!
[03:42] ---
Woman! Stop getting all happy!
[03:44] ---
What's wrong with being happy?!
[03:44] ---
Oh, it's all right for you, huh?!
[03:46] ---
Ow ow!
[03:46] ---
Nng, ngg, ngg!
[03:47] ---
What's with all this racket, sir?
[03:50] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[03:51] ---
Gero!
[03:51] ---
You must not wake up yet.
[03:54] ---
I will wake you with my passionate kiss.
[03:57] ---
Gero!
[03:58] ---
T-Tamama!
[03:59] ---
What are you doing, sir?!
[04:00] ---
Tamama-san!
[04:03] ---
Stop!
[04:04] ---
Tama!
[04:09] ---
Damn that woman!
[04:11] ---
Waiting till I dropped my guard
to give Mr. Sergeant a kissie!
[04:15] ---
But that wasn't a real kissie...
[04:19] ---
A real kissie
[04:20] ---
makes the other person wake up
and go all lovey-dovey!
[04:25] ---
I-It does?
[04:26] ---
Uncle!
[04:27] ---
That woman's kiss...
[04:28] ---
...didn't wake Mr. Sergeant up
or make him lovey-dovey!
SIGN Didn't Wake Up
[04:32] ---
I will show that woman what a real kiss is!
[04:38] ---
Gero...
[04:39] ---
I'm still sleepy from my late night
of building Gundam models, sir.
[04:44] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[04:46] ---
You do not have to do the cleaning.
Leave that silly thing to me!
[04:49] ---
Gero...
[04:50] ---
Really, Private Tamama?
[04:52] ---
Can I really ask you to do it?
[04:54] ---
Of course!
[04:55] ---
You take a nice long nap
in your room or something.
[04:58] ---
Yahoo!
[04:59] ---
I'm happy I've got such
great subordinates, sir!
[05:04] ---
If I go to Mr. Sergeant's room just
as I am done with the cleaning...
[05:09] ---
Kiss!
[05:11] ---
Gero?
[05:11] ---
I finished, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:14] ---
Thank you, sir, Tama-rin!
[05:16] ---
That is the plan!
[05:23] ---
I finally finished!
[05:25] ---
Now! It is time to go wake up Mr. Sergeant!
[05:32] ---
I wonder what kind of sleeping face
Mr. Sergeant is making...
SIGN Dom
[05:36] ---
Dom.
[05:37] ---
Look, look!
[05:39] ---
Thanks to you, I was finally able to
[05:40] ---
complete the Rick Dom
I've been making since yesterday, sir!
SIGN Mission Failed
[05:44] ---
Mission failed.
[05:45] ---
G-Good for you...
[05:47] ---
So, so, you must be tired, right?
[05:49] ---
You should get some rest...
[05:51] ---
Nahh, I'm all fired up now!
[05:55] ---
I was thinking I'll make another one today!
[05:58] ---
What...?
[05:59] ---
Stuff the models, just get to
frickin' bed already!
[06:03] ---
Fine.
[06:04] ---
I thought this might happen...
[06:07] ---
Ta-da!
[06:08] ---
Mr. Sergeant, look this way for a sec!
[06:10] ---
Gero?
[06:11] ---
You are getting very sleepy...
[06:14] ---
You are getting very, very sleepy...
[06:17] ---
Gero?
[06:18] ---
What is this about, sir?
[06:19] ---
This isn't affecting me at...
[06:23] ---
Fast!
[06:23] ---
Woohoo!
[06:24] ---
He really went to sleep!
[06:26] ---
Gulp.
[06:30] ---
Uh oh... is this okay?
[06:32] ---
Is this really okay?!
[06:34] ---
I will kiss Mr. Sergeant,
[06:36] ---
and we will be lovey-dovey!
SIGN Odor spray Oral etiquette
[06:39] ---
Hey! Stupid frog!
[06:41] ---
I told you not to wash jeans
with the rest of the laundry!
[06:45] ---
And what happened to cleaning the toilet?
[06:50] ---
What are you just lying around sleeping for?!
[06:54] ---
Gero!
[06:55] ---
Geez!
[06:56] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[06:58] ---
If you're up, hurry up and
get on with the cleaning.
[07:00] ---
Thank you.
[07:01] ---
Gero...
[07:02] ---
Tch! I was so close!
SIGN Mission Failed
[07:04] ---
Yet another failure.
[07:06] ---
Oh, well.
[07:07] ---
I guess I'll give up on
my third Rick Dom, sir.
[07:10] ---
In that case...
[07:11] ---
Um, Mr. Sergeant!
[07:13] ---
Gero?
[07:13] ---
Ka-splash! splash... splash...
[07:24] ---
Wh-What are you doing?
[07:28] ---
Now Mr. Sergeant's lips...
[07:31] ---
...are mine!
[07:33] ---
Ew, gross.
[07:37] ---
Gero...
[07:38] ---
Y-You are... Tamama... right?
[07:41] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you wake up too quickly.
[07:44] ---
Forget the sleeping.
[07:46] ---
Asleep or awake, your lips belong to me.
[07:49] ---
No, they belong to these lips!
[07:52] ---
Whaa? What happened to the wake-up kiss?
[07:55] ---
Who gives a crap?
[08:01] ---
Okay. So just the shooting practice remains.
[08:05] ---
Keroro?
[08:06] ---
Giroro! Help me!
[08:08] ---
What are you shaken up for?
[08:10] ---
You call yourself a soldier, dumbo?
[08:14] ---
Next!
SIGN Smooch
SIGN Gyaaaaaaaa!
[08:26] ---
Giroro... I'm sorry!
[08:28] ---
Corporal Giroro: beyond recovery!
[08:32] ---
I will not let you get away!
[08:38] ---
I sense a tremendous evil!
[08:39] ---
Dororo!
[08:41] ---
D-Do something about him, sir!
[08:43] ---
Him?
SIGN Him
[08:46] ---
Nooo!
[08:47] ---
Tamama-dono!
[08:48] ---
What are you...
[08:49] ---
Doroboat-senpai... Move out of the way!
[08:53] ---
Tamama-dono!
[08:54] ---
Desist at once!
[08:57] ---
I do not care who you are.
If you get in my way, then...!
[09:01] ---
H-He's fast!
SIGN Smooch
[09:04] ---
I will do this to you!
SIGN Nooooooooooo!
[09:07] ---
Nooooooooo!
[09:08] ---
I'm sorry, Doroboat-kun!
[09:10] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo:
incapacitated in the line of duty.
[09:13] ---
Appear! Hold it!
SIGN Bath
[09:20] ---
Or, like, healing fatigue?
[09:22] ---
Or, like, fanservice?
[09:27] ---
Lady Mois!
[09:29] ---
Uncle!
SIGN Embrace
[09:30] ---
Embrace!
[09:32] ---
Uncle, you're shaking...
[09:34] ---
Or, like, facial pallor?
[09:36] ---
Gero!
[09:37] ---
I was so scared, ma'am!
[09:41] ---
You would flee to that woman's side
of all places, would you...
[09:44] ---
You have some nerve...
[09:46] ---
Ahhh! What a horrible face!
[09:48] ---
Or, like, facial collapse?
[09:51] ---
Do not hurl abuse at me while pretending
you do not recognize who I am!
[09:54] ---
Impact!
[10:01] ---
What are you doing, Tamama-san?
[10:03] ---
Tamama-ish thing?
[10:04] ---
Shut up!
[10:06] ---
I am going to crush you
once and for all this time,
[10:07] ---
and take Mr. Sergeant all for myself!
[10:10] ---
I won't let you do that!
SIGN Jealousy
Why always you
I'm so envious
[10:13] ---
I will hit you with all the
humiliation I have ever suffered!
[10:20] ---
What enormous jealousy!
[10:23] ---
Or, like, victim complex?
[10:25] ---
What is wrong with being a frog?!
[10:28] ---
Armageddon!
[10:30] ---
No holding back!
[10:39] ---
Lady Mois!
[10:45] ---
Uncle, run away!
[10:47] ---
I have finally defeated the obstacle.
SIGN Awawa...
[10:48] ---
Now the day when I can have
Mr. Sergeant is here at last.
[10:50] ---
Now, come here, Mr. Sergeant.
[10:52] ---
Whom will you kiss, hmmm?
[10:56] ---
Me? Or I?!
[10:59] ---
I'm scared!!
[11:00] ---
Ah, the soap—
[11:01] ---
No!
[11:05] ---
Sergeant Keroro,
consciousness knocked out!
[11:07] ---
Well, this is just what I wanted
in the first place.
[11:10] ---
And now! I will have my—
[11:15] ---
How horrible... This is...
SIGN Crushed
[11:17] ---
This is... lovely cute little me?!
[11:20] ---
Please stop it, Tamama-san!
[11:22] ---
Forcing a kiss on him like that
[11:24] ---
won't make him lovey-dovey for you!
[11:27] ---
She's right...
[11:28] ---
Even when I kissed Giroro-senpai
and Dororo-senpai,
[11:32] ---
they did not become lovey-dovey...
[11:34] ---
Well, of course not.
SIGN This
[11:35] ---
I could easily kiss him like this.
[11:38] ---
But...
[11:39] ---
But that woman is right...
[11:41] ---
Like this, he will not become
lovey-dovey, even if he wakes up.
[11:51] ---
Mr. Sergeant, I am sorry...
[11:53] ---
I was wrong.
[11:56] ---
I will polish myself more and more,
so that one day our love will be mutual!
[12:03] ---
I do not need to be told by you.
[12:06] ---
I was just playing around.
[12:08] ---
Me and Mr. Sergeant are lovey-dovey
anyway even without doing this.
[12:13] ---
And so,
[12:14] ---
this tremendous battle over
Sergeant Keroro's lips
[12:16] ---
drew to a close.
[12:21] ---
However...
[12:22] ---
Huh?
[12:24] ---
That's weird.
[12:25] ---
Where is this soothing place, sir?
SIGN Hey...
[12:28] ---
And who are those people
constantly calling me?
SIGN Come over here.
SIGN Come on...
SIGN Come on, hurry...
[12:32] ---
Or, uh, who ahm ah, kero?
[12:35] ---
So, as you can see,
[12:36] ---
Sergeant Keroro hit his head too hard,
[12:37] ---
and his memory went into disarray.
[12:39] ---
Crisis was upon him once again!
[12:43] ---
Nii-san!
[12:44] ---
Creep!
SIGN Yoshida Real Estate
[12:55] ---
Oh, Mois-chan!
[12:57] ---
Are you meeting up with someone?
[12:59] ---
Mois-chan!
[13:02] ---
Sorry.
[13:03] ---
It took me a while to get ready.
[13:06] ---
Anyway, thanks for agreeing to
help me with the health checkups!
[13:09] ---
Yep!
[13:10] ---
Or, like, fitness foremost?
[13:15] ---
Oh! The water bounced off! Nice!
[13:18] ---
Ah! The water...
[13:20] ---
...was absorbed...
[13:21] ---
Or, like, constant issues?
[13:24] ---
Are you okay, Pururu-sa—
[13:27] ---
Honestly...
[13:28] ---
Don't they know to drive
slowly when it's raining?
[13:32] ---
Is that something stuck there?
[13:33] ---
Just something on her face?
[13:35] ---
Or...
[13:36] ---
It can't be...
SIGN Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
[13:38] ---
...a... a wrinkle?!
[13:43] ---
Pururu's Secrets Revealed, Sir?!
[13:49] ---
Her makeup must have come off.
[13:52] ---
What should I do?
[13:53] ---
I should mention it, I think...
[13:55] ---
But... that's a very difficult thing
for me to do...
[13:58] ---
What's wrong, Mois-chan?
[13:59] ---
Ah... no, nothing!
[14:01] ---
Really?
[14:02] ---
Well, if you're sure.
SIGN Wrinkle...
[14:06] ---
At this rate, Uncle and
the others will see her!
[14:09] ---
I have to do something before
she reaches the Hinata house!
[14:14] ---
Ah! I've had my eye on this foundation!
[14:18] ---
Can we go in and have a quick look?
[14:20] ---
Let's do it on the way back.
[14:21] ---
Keroro-kun and the others are waiting.
[14:23] ---
Y-You're right, of course...
[14:25] ---
Strategy #1: Failed!
[14:28] ---
Ahhh, what do I do?
[14:31] ---
Ah! I know!
[14:32] ---
Ah! I forgot my mask!
[14:36] ---
I'd better go buy one!
[14:38] ---
We aren't inspecting any sick patients
today or anything,
[14:40] ---
so we won't need masks.
[14:42] ---
Y-You're right, of course...
[14:44] ---
Strategy #2 failed, as well!
[14:48] ---
What do I do... we're here now...
it's too late!
[14:51] ---
Hello!
[14:53] ---
Oh, Pururu-chan!
[14:54] ---
Or, like, deadly crisis?
[14:56] ---
Hello!
[14:57] ---
I'm here to give Keroro-kun and
the others their check-ups.
[15:00] ---
Are they all here?
[15:02] ---
I'd say so, probably!
[15:04] ---
Ahh, wait!
[15:06] ---
Ah, hello!
[15:07] ---
Hello!
[15:10] ---
Huh? Pururu-chan...
[15:12] ---
Is that...
[15:13] ---
Fuyuki-san!
[15:14] ---
Could you keep hold of my umbrella?!
[15:17] ---
O-Okay...
[15:18] ---
Come on, let's hurry!
[15:22] ---
Ummm... before we meet Uncle
and the others, err...
[15:26] ---
Keroro-kun!
[15:27] ---
Are you all here?
[15:29] ---
Ahhh, wait!
[15:30] ---
Ah! Pururu-chan! He...llo...
SIGN Wrinkle...?
[15:37] ---
P-Pururu-chan?
[15:39] ---
Um...
[15:40] ---
Your mouth...
[15:41] ---
AHH! A WRIN—
[15:44] ---
Talk properly, you idiots!
[15:47] ---
Come on, come on, it's time
for the health check-up!
[15:50] ---
Gero...
SIGN Whisper Whisper
[15:51] ---
D-Did you see it?
[15:53] ---
Hm? See what?
[15:54] ---
I saw it.
SIGN Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
[15:56] ---
But that was...
[15:57] ---
But that's...
[15:58] ---
It's a wrinkle, that. A wrinkle.
[16:00] ---
Okay, Keroro-kun, you first. Sit down there.
[16:02] ---
O-Okay.
[16:06] ---
It does look like it could just be
something stuck there.
[16:09] ---
But is it... a wrinkle?
[16:11] ---
I can't believe how clearly I can see it...
[16:13] ---
I never realized before, sir...
[16:15] ---
She must have been applying some
pretty heavy makeup, sir...
[16:19] ---
Okay, turn around.
[16:20] ---
Gero.
SIGN Nervous
[16:22] ---
Lady Mois...
SIGN Nervous
SIGN Nervous
[16:23] ---
Ahh, Lady Mois...
[16:24] ---
You must have tried to do
something on the way here...
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:29] ---
We have to somehow act normal
so that she doesn't realize...
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:34] ---
Huh? Your pulse suddenly got faster...
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:36] ---
Okay, turn around and face me again
and open your mouth wide.
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:39] ---
Ahhhh...
[16:43] ---
I-It's so distracting!
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
[16:45] ---
Come on, Keroro-kun!
[16:46] ---
Open your mouth wider!
[16:49] ---
Okay, okay!
SIGN ...And.
[16:51] ---
And.
SIGN That
[16:52] ---
That...
SIGN That
[16:53] ---
Why is that... like that...
SIGN That
SIGN That
[16:54] ---
On the way here,
SIGN That
SIGN That
[16:55] ---
a car splashed water on her...
[16:58] ---
I kept thinking about
saying something, but...
[17:01] ---
Or, like, aging process?
[17:03] ---
Really?
[17:04] ---
I think it's normal for her age.
[17:07] ---
Giroro-san!
[17:08] ---
Get the point...
[17:10] ---
Pururu-dono...
[17:11] ---
When she was a kid, she was
like a class idol.
[17:15] ---
And now look at her...
[17:17] ---
I don't think that's a very good
way of phrasing it, either.
[17:20] ---
Well, maybe so.
[17:22] ---
Thinking about that,
as a childhood friend of hers...
[17:25] ---
I am a little shocked.
[17:26] ---
It's a delicate matter...
[17:28] ---
Please don't let her find out...
[17:30] ---
R-Right.
[17:32] ---
Come on.
[17:32] ---
Giroro-kun, you're up next.
SIGN Ba-dump!
[17:34] ---
R-Right!!
SIGN Ba-dump
[17:37] ---
What are you all whispering about?
[17:40] ---
U-Uhh...
[17:41] ---
It's nothing.
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump
[17:47] ---
Even you, Dororo-kun?
[17:50] ---
All of you have a little high blood pressure.
[17:52] ---
Make sure to have less salt in
your diet from now on. Okay?
[17:56] ---
O-Okay, ma'am.
[17:58] ---
Th-Thank you very much.
[18:00] ---
No, I think there was another reason
for the high blood pressure.
[18:07] ---
There's a line on the bottom left corner.
[18:10] ---
No, there isn't.
[18:12] ---
I think your prescription might be wrong.
[18:14] ---
Nnnno, I can see perfectly well...
[18:17] ---
I can see that wrin—
[18:19] ---
There was just a little bit of dirt
on his glasses!
[18:22] ---
Wasn't there, Kululu-san?!
[18:24] ---
Yes.
SIGN Hohoh
Uhuhu
Hohohoho
Tehehehe
Nihahaha
Kuhuhu
SIGN And.
[18:28] ---
And.
[18:29] ---
It's finally over, sir!
[18:31] ---
Somehow we did not reveal it.
[18:34] ---
Okay! Well, then, lastly,
we'll have a little "worries talk."
[18:38] ---
Worries talk?
[18:39] ---
You've been doing invasion work
on Pekopon for a long time.
[18:42] ---
I'll give you counseling to check
that you're not emotionally tired.
[18:45] ---
You must have things you can't tell
the other platoon members, right?
SIGN Doom...
[18:50] ---
What... no... really?
[18:52] ---
Right now...
[18:53] ---
...she is the one person...
[18:55] ---
...I do not want to converse with...
SIGN Sweating bullets
SIGN Counseling right now
SIGN Restless
[19:02] ---
N-N-Nothing in particular.
[19:05] ---
Oh? Really?
SIGN Restless
[19:07] ---
I... I am fine...
[19:10] ---
You look a little pale...
SIGN Restless
[19:12] ---
My yellowing's been pretty bad lately.
SIGN Restless
[19:15] ---
Uh...
[19:17] ---
No... It's nothing...
SIGN Sweat Ba-dump Ba-dump
[19:20] ---
But... when this check-up is over...
[19:22] ---
...she'll go outside...
and be seen by everyone, sir...
[19:25] ---
Now that would be bad!
[19:26] ---
Shouldn't I just tell her
as soon as possible?!
[19:28] ---
But what the crap do I say?
[19:31] ---
What's wrong? Why are you so quiet?
[19:34] ---
And you're sweating so much.
[19:35] ---
Is it that serious a worry?
[19:38] ---
You're the one it's serious for, ma'am!
[19:41] ---
Huh? What do you mean?
SIGN Doooooooom
SIGN Ah
[19:45] ---
Ah... no... nothing!
[19:46] ---
It's nothing, nothing at all!
[19:48] ---
Gero...
[19:51] ---
I can see it so clearly!
[19:52] ---
What... do I do...
[19:55] ---
You've all been kind of
strange today, you know?
[19:57] ---
Strangely distant...
[20:00] ---
Th-That's not true, ma'am...
[20:02] ---
What is it?
[20:03] ---
Is there something on my face?
[20:05] ---
BINGO!
[20:08] ---
Uncle, you idiot!
[20:09] ---
What were you thinking?!
[20:11] ---
We were so close to hiding it!
[20:16] ---
Cat's out of the bag.
[20:17] ---
Pururu-dono!
[20:18] ---
You must not look in the mirror!
[20:23] ---
Old lady, noooooo!
[20:32] ---
Oh, was this it?
[20:34] ---
I just had something stuck there, that's all!
[20:39] ---
O-Oh...
[20:41] ---
I... totally thought it was a wrinkle...
[20:44] ---
How rude.
[20:45] ---
So that's why you all seemed so awkward.
[20:49] ---
I'm sorry...
[20:50] ---
I just couldn't say it...
[20:52] ---
N-No, I thought it was something like that.
[20:55] ---
How absurd.
[20:57] ---
Ohh? Didn't you say you were shocked,
as a childhood friend of hers?
[21:01] ---
It is a great relief for me.
[21:03] ---
Welp, I had fun.
[21:05] ---
Honestly! You all read too much into things!
[21:10] ---
But facial wrinkles are like life badges.
[21:13] ---
I don't think they're that bad to have.
SIGN Makeup Remover
[21:18] ---
Phew... That was a shock.
[21:20] ---
I thought for a moment that
my makeup had actually come off.
SIGN Dorayaki
[21:23] ---
Pururu-chan!
[21:25] ---
Sorry about all that!
[21:27] ---
I bought some dorayaki. Wanna eat?
SIGN Makeup Remover
[21:29] ---
No, Keroro-kun!!
[21:30] ---
Go away!!
SIGN Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle Wrinkle
[21:34] ---
Pururu-chan...
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN Supermarket Ooba
[23:09] ---
I remember wearing a
baseball cap when I was a kid.
[23:11] ---
They have an inner mesh
to stop them from losing shape.
[23:14] ---
Was I the only one who pulled that down in front
of my eyes to pretend it was a cool visor?
SIGN Congratulations!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
The Pekopon invasion is finally complete?!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Grand Operation
Air Whatever, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Popular with the Ladies, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E267 - Keroro: Grand Operation Air Whatever, Sir! / Keroro: Popular with the Ladies, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Everyone,
[01:33] ---
what do you do when there's something
[01:35] ---
you really want to do, even though
you know it's utterly impossible?
[01:45] ---
Yahoo!
[01:48] ---
All right! Landing!
[01:50] ---
Go-go-go-go-go...
[01:52] ---
Fuyuki...
[01:54] ---
What are you doing?
[01:55] ---
Piloting a jet.
[01:57] ---
It's fun!
[01:57] ---
Piloting...
SIGN Air Guitar
[02:00] ---
You mean pretending to fly it,
like playing the air guitar?
[02:03] ---
It may look like that,
[02:06] ---
but this is different.
[02:15] ---
Keroro: Grand Operation Air Whatever, Sir!
[02:20] ---
What do you think?
[02:22] ---
How is it using the Cybercap,
courtesy of the Keroro Platoon?
[02:25] ---
It's awesome, Sarge!
[02:27] ---
Just by putting this on, you can do
anything you want in virtual space!
[02:31] ---
It's a blast!
[02:33] ---
I'm just glad you're pleased with it.
[02:36] ---
Well, the only fly in the ointment
[02:38] ---
is that to other people, it looks like
[02:40] ---
the person is doing that air thing.
[02:43] ---
Is she hula-dancing?
[02:45] ---
No...
[02:46] ---
It looks more to me like
she's tightrope-walking.
[02:51] ---
Yay!
[02:53] ---
This feels great!
[02:58] ---
Getting to enjoy snowboarding
at home is awesome!
[03:01] ---
I see.
[03:02] ---
It was air snowboarding, huh?
[03:04] ---
Give it back, Sis!
[03:07] ---
I wanna continue where I left off.
[03:10] ---
It's okay, Master Fuyuki.
[03:13] ---
I thought this would happen,
[03:14] ---
so I prepared another one.
[03:19] ---
Yahoo!
[03:20] ---
Here I go!
[03:21] ---
There! Jump!
[03:23] ---
Ignite afterburners!
[03:25] ---
Vertical turn! Climb out!
[03:27] ---
I can even do this!
[03:29] ---
Incredible Gs!
SIGN The Fools
[03:31] ---
Gero gero gero!
[03:32] ---
If they think the Cybercap is just a
frivolous toy, they're sorely mistaken!
SIGN Evil Evil
[03:37] ---
It's a weapon to help us accomplish
the invasion of Pekopon!
[03:42] ---
Well, everyone,
[03:44] ---
let's begin the operation!
[03:46] ---
Yeah!
[03:47] ---
Cybercap carriers, deploy!
SIGN Drone
Cybercap Carrier
[03:56] ---
All ships, release Cybercaps!
[03:58] ---
Releasing!
[04:02] ---
What?!
[04:03] ---
What the?!
[04:04] ---
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
SIGN Supermarket Aoba
[04:06] ---
What is this cap?
[04:08] ---
Cybercap attach rate is at 60%!
[04:10] ---
70%!
[04:11] ---
80%!
[04:12] ---
90%!
[04:14] ---
We've reached 100%!
[04:16] ---
Now,
[04:17] ---
you foolish Pekoponians!
SIGN Invasion
[04:19] ---
Lose yourselves
[04:20] ---
in doing whatever you like
for as long as you like!
[04:27] ---
It looks like they're playing baseball.
[04:30] ---
With the caps playing caps.
[04:33] ---
Is that what it is?
[04:34] ---
Air football.
SIGN Air Football
[04:36] ---
But the fellow who was air batting
was playing baseball, right?
[04:40] ---
Oh, it was air tennis.
SIGN Air Tennis
[04:43] ---
This is a familiar sight...
SIGN Air Surfing
[04:46] ---
It was air surfing?!
[04:52] ---
This one's easy.
[04:53] ---
Air soccer, right?
[04:55] ---
...What? An air cossack dance?!
SIGN Air Cossack Dance
[04:57] ---
There's no need to say "air" with it!
[05:02] ---
He's probably doing needlework.
SIGN Air Gundam Model
[05:06] ---
Air Gundam model?!
[05:08] ---
Again, there's no need for the "air"!
[05:11] ---
This gentleman is playing
the orthodox air guitar.
[05:14] ---
That's right. This is what it is.
[05:16] ---
What?! Air fried rice?!
SIGN Air Fried Rice
[05:20] ---
For once, he has plenty to eat.
[05:23] ---
Although, is this the reality?
[05:25] ---
An air meal makes me want to cry.
[05:29] ---
We're so lucky, Bro!
[05:32] ---
So that's an overview of
people all over the world
[05:34] ---
who are getting swept up
in their air whatevers.
[05:37] ---
Gero gero gero!
[05:39] ---
It's all going according to plan!
[05:41] ---
The Pekoponians immerse
themselves in air whatevers,
[05:43] ---
and once all their energy is gone,
SIGN Out of Energy
[05:46] ---
we'll become the rulers of Pekopon!
SIGN Energy Loss
[05:49] ---
Pekoponian energy loss index
is at 70... 80...
[05:53] ---
Just a little more, and we'll succeed
with the invasion of Pekopon!
[05:57] ---
This isn't a dream, is it?
[06:01] ---
Ouch!
[06:02] ---
We've been here before several times.
[06:04] ---
"Just a little more and we'll succeed."
[06:06] ---
That's true. The usual pattern is that
[06:08] ---
something unexpected happens
around this point, and we fail.
[06:12] ---
Energy loss index is past 90!
[06:14] ---
Huh?!
[06:15] ---
It's going smoothly!
[06:16] ---
Wait.
[06:17] ---
We're not out of the woods yet.
[06:19] ---
There could be a cliched twist
[06:20] ---
where the Cybercaps suddenly
go out of control, and we fail that way!
[06:24] ---
Energy loss index is past 95!
[06:27] ---
For now, it's going as planned.
[06:28] ---
Everything's in working order.
[06:30] ---
What?!
[06:31] ---
Or there is the pattern
[06:33] ---
where it goes well, but we fail
because the commander gets cocky.
[06:37] ---
Is that how it will go this time?
[06:40] ---
He's cool, calm, and collected.
[06:41] ---
Got a problem...
[06:42] ---
...Lance Corporal Dororo?
[06:43] ---
N-No...
SIGN Energy Loss
[06:47] ---
The energy loss index
[06:48] ---
hit the target, 100!
[06:53] ---
Everyone.
[06:54] ---
It seems the time has come
[06:56] ---
for all of our hard work to be paid off.
SIGN New York
[07:04] ---
Keroro-sama!
[07:05] ---
Keroro-sama!
SIGN Peking
[07:07] ---
Keroro-sama! Keroro-sama!
SIGN Paris
SIGN Invasion Complete
[07:13] ---
Invasion complete!
SIGN Congratulations!
[07:15] ---
Uncle!
[07:15] ---
Keron Army HQ sent you a
congratulatory telegram!
[07:18] ---
Commander Keroro. Congratulations on
achieving the invasion of Pekopon.
[07:22] ---
How do you feel right now?
[07:23] ---
Father! Mother! I did it!
SIGN Congratulations on the Invasion of Pekopon!
[07:28] ---
Yahoo!
[07:29] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero!
[07:31] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[07:33] ---
That's cold!
[07:35] ---
Hooray! Hooray!
[07:37] ---
Gero gero!
[07:39] ---
I finally...
[07:40] ---
...did it!
[07:49] ---
I'm back.
[07:54] ---
Sarge, what are you doing?
[07:57] ---
The commander is doing
[07:57] ---
Thank you, everyone!
[07:59] ---
an "air invasion."
[08:00] ---
Although he'll snap out of it
automatically after ten minutes...
[08:01] ---
That's high... You're throwing me high!
[08:05] ---
It figures...
[08:06] ---
I'm flying so close to the sun
[08:07] ---
that I'll turn into grilled frog!
[08:18] ---
Everyone, have you ever had an experience
like this? When one day, out of the blue...
[08:24] ---
Thank you!
[08:27] ---
Yahoo!
SIGN Character Models
[08:29] ---
Please come again.
[08:31] ---
Gero gero gero...
[08:35] ---
U-Um...
SIGN Hobby Mansion
[08:41] ---
L-Later...
[08:43] ---
...please read this!
[08:46] ---
Wh-What is it?
[08:56] ---
Keroro: Popular with the Ladies, Sir!
SIGN Thank you for being a regular customer.
I've seen you at the store numerous times,
and I know it's rude, but I've
become very curious about you.
I would like to have a leisurely
conversation with you once.
If you don't mind, would you contact me?
♡ Ayase Kayade
[09:01] ---
"Thank you for being a regular customer.
[09:04] ---
I've seen you at the store numerous times,
[09:07] ---
and I know it's rude, but I've
become very curious about you.
[09:10] ---
I would like to have a leisurely
conversation with you once.
[09:12] ---
If you don't mind, would you contact me?
[09:15] ---
Heart, Ayase Kayade."
[09:17] ---
This is a love letter!
[09:20] ---
Really?
[09:22] ---
Why again?
[09:22] ---
That's my line!
[09:24] ---
How can anyone be interested
in that green mug of yours?!
[09:27] ---
It's unbelievable!
[09:29] ---
It's rude to judge humans
by their outward appearance!
[09:32] ---
I don't really think of you
as a "human," Sarge...
[09:35] ---
So?
[09:37] ---
What do you intend to do?
[09:39] ---
What do I intend?
[09:41] ---
What should I do, Master Fuyuki?
[09:43] ---
Don't pass the buck to me!
[09:47] ---
I think I'll pretend I never saw this letter!
[09:51] ---
Sarge...
[09:52] ---
Are you planning on never
going back to that toy store?
[09:55] ---
That would be kind of hard.
[09:58] ---
That store has the best assortment
[10:00] ---
of Gundam models in this area.
[10:02] ---
Then you'll run into that girl again,
[10:06] ---
so pretending you didn't
see the letter won't work.
[10:10] ---
In that case, I'll start
going in like this...
[10:12] ---
You'll stand out even more!
[10:14] ---
Kerorin!
[10:15] ---
Okay, I'll wear a different Pekoponian suit!
[10:19] ---
Now that might work!
[10:20] ---
I know, right?
[10:26] ---
That won't do!
[10:28] ---
Why?
[10:28] ---
It took a lot of guts for Kaede-san
to give you that letter.
[10:32] ---
If you're not interested, tell her so.
[10:33] ---
Giving a straight answer
[10:35] ---
is good faith on the part of the
person who receives a love letter.
[10:38] ---
Pretending you didn't see it
[10:39] ---
or wearing a disguise is abominable!
[10:42] ---
If you trample on that girl's innocence,
[10:44] ---
I'll hunt you down!
[10:46] ---
So if you get it, get your tail over there!
[10:48] ---
You're strict!
[10:49] ---
Sarge, wait for me!
[10:52] ---
Sis is coming on especially strong today!
[10:55] ---
A love letter for Mr. Sergeant?!
[10:57] ---
It can't be!
[10:59] ---
Who and where is that woman?!
[11:01] ---
I'll make her pay!
[11:02] ---
Don't get so upset.
[11:04] ---
People are free to give out love letters.
[11:07] ---
But it is unpardonable
[11:09] ---
for a mere Pekoponian to give a love letter
[11:11] ---
to Mr. Sergeant, a Keronian!
[11:13] ---
That's right!
[11:15] ---
True, there are differences
between aliens and Earthlings...
SIGN Kaede-san Stupid Frog Earthling Keronian
[11:19] ---
But she apparently hasn't realized
that stupid frog is an alien.
[11:24] ---
Which is weird, too...
[11:26] ---
But! But! But!
[11:28] ---
It's...
[11:29] ---
It's okay.
[11:30] ---
The stupid frog just went over there
to let her down gently.
[11:35] ---
Oh, is that what happened?
[11:37] ---
Or, like, issue settled?
[11:39] ---
Well, naturally.
[11:42] ---
Excuse me...
[11:44] ---
Yes, welcome...
[11:46] ---
H-Hi...
[11:48] ---
H...
[11:50] ---
Hello.
[11:52] ---
R-Regarding the reply to your letter...
[11:55] ---
Yes.
[11:56] ---
I was actually just finishing up here.
[12:00] ---
I'll go change!
[12:04] ---
She went...
[12:05] ---
Wasn't that letter an imposition on you?
[12:08] ---
N-No.
[12:10] ---
Not at all.
[12:12] ---
I'm sorry I sprang it on you.
[12:14] ---
I was a little nervous...
[12:16] ---
I'll start over.
[12:18] ---
I'm Ayase Kaede.
[12:21] ---
I'm Kero...
[12:23] ---
I mean, K...
SIGN Keroyama Kerozo
[12:25] ---
Keroyama Kerozo!
[12:27] ---
Keroyama... Kerozo-san?
[12:31] ---
That fits your image perfectly!
[12:34] ---
What image is that?
[12:35] ---
So, um...
[12:37] ---
I... How can I put it?
[12:39] ---
What's your favorite Mobile Suit?
[12:43] ---
Actually, I love Gundam models, too!
[12:47] ---
R...
[12:49] ---
Really?!
SIGN One Hour Later
[12:51] ---
One hour later.
[12:52] ---
If you use the runner
[12:54] ---
to sharpen Zaku's spike,
[12:55] ---
it really makes it look more realistic.
[12:57] ---
I have nothing to brag about,
[13:00] ---
but if you put the decals on before the ink
[13:02] ---
and get rid of the luster,
it definitely looks better, doesn't it?
[13:08] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[13:12] ---
We've got a problem!
[13:14] ---
They're getting along really well!
[13:18] ---
It can't be!
[13:19] ---
I'm back.
[13:21] ---
He's home.
[13:22] ---
Come in.
[13:23] ---
Pardon the intrusion.
[13:27] ---
He brought her home...
[13:31] ---
I apologize for how squalid it is.
[13:34] ---
Not at all, not at all!
[13:36] ---
My room is over there.
[13:39] ---
In the basement?
[13:41] ---
Wow! That's so cool, like a secret base!
[13:44] ---
That's the woman?
[13:46] ---
Uncle!
[13:47] ---
Why is this happening?
[13:49] ---
I don't know, either.
[13:52] ---
Zaku II really is a masterpiece, isn't it?
[13:55] ---
It sure is!
[13:56] ---
I think the design with the power pipe
on the outside is especially awesome.
[14:00] ---
That's perfect, isn't it?
[14:09] ---
Welcome.
[14:11] ---
Lady Kaede,
[14:12] ---
this is the daughter of the house,
who's always helpful to me,
[14:16] ---
Lady Natsumi.
[14:18] ---
Behind her is her younger
brother, Master Fuyuki.
[14:20] ---
H-Hello...
[14:23] ---
And this is...
[14:24] ---
Um...
[14:25] ---
I am Nankyoku Tamae!
[14:27] ---
I'm Umihara Mois!
SIGN Highly-charged Atmosphere
[14:29] ---
U-Um...
[14:31] ---
I'm Ayase Kaede.
[14:33] ---
I apologize for suddenly
dropping in like this.
[14:37] ---
You have got no right to get chummy
with Mr. Sergeant, girlie!
[14:40] ---
Or, like, minefield status?
[14:44] ---
T-Take your time!
[14:46] ---
Sorry to disturb you!
[14:49] ---
They're all very nice.
[14:52] ---
I think Tamae-san has a similar facial
structure to you, Keroyama-san.
[14:56] ---
I... I hear that all the time.
[14:59] ---
Natchi, why did you stop us?
[15:01] ---
Why wouldn't I?
[15:03] ---
There's nothing wrong with Kaede-san!
[15:05] ---
I wonder what Sarge's intentions are.
[15:09] ---
Despite what he said,
[15:11] ---
maybe the stupid frog
[15:12] ---
is developing a thing for her...
[15:15] ---
What?! That sexy green?!
[15:18] ---
Uncle...
[15:19] ---
He acts childish, but the
stupid frog is an adult.
[15:22] ---
From now on,
we may have to keep out of this.
[15:31] ---
Yeah,
[15:33] ---
you can see Zaku II clearly
even in the moonlight.
[15:37] ---
I need to talk to you.
[15:39] ---
Gero?
[15:42] ---
Giroro?
[15:43] ---
What is it?
[15:45] ---
Are you sure about this?
[15:47] ---
That Pekoponian woman.
[15:48] ---
You'll go through hardship.
[15:51] ---
Why?
[15:52] ---
We had a fun conversation.
[15:54] ---
I really got into it!
[15:57] ---
Boy, it was a lot of fun!
[16:02] ---
W-What's this about all of a sudden?!
[16:05] ---
Tell me!
[16:07] ---
What's the secret to having
a fun conversation?!
[16:10] ---
How can I really get into a
conversation like you did?!
[16:17] ---
It's Gundam models.
[16:20] ---
We have a common interest.
[16:23] ---
Lady Kaede also loves Gundam models
[16:25] ---
and has a lot of in-depth
knowledge about them.
[16:29] ---
C-Common interest?!
[16:32] ---
Recently, Hinata Natsumi has been liking...
[16:36] ---
R-Really?!
SIGN Lie
[16:37] ---
Her hobby is dancing?!
[16:43] ---
What's that racket?
[16:46] ---
Hey! Limbo dance!
SIGN Limbo Dance
[16:54] ---
Dancing is fun...
SIGN Crack
[17:00] ---
M-My hip... My hip...
[17:03] ---
My hip!
SIGN Entrance
[17:31] ---
In due course,
[17:32] ---
the sergeant and Kaede-san
grew increasingly close.
[17:37] ---
I guess Sarge saw Kaede-san again today.
[17:40] ---
I don't care anymore!
[17:42] ---
My sergeant is dead!
[17:45] ---
If Uncle is happy,
[17:46] ---
then I...
[17:47] ---
Love between a Keronian and a
Pekoponian... He's so lucky.
[17:53] ---
This has just got to stop!
[17:55] ---
N-Natsumi, are you saying a Keronian
and a Pekoponian shouldn't be in love?!
[17:59] ---
The important part is still vague!
[18:03] ---
Important part?
[18:09] ---
Stupid frog...
[18:10] ---
Are you going to see Kaede-san again today?
[18:12] ---
That's right.
[18:13] ---
We talked about making a diorama.
[18:16] ---
Kaede-san doesn't know
[18:18] ---
that you're a Keronian, does she?
[18:20] ---
Of course she doesn't!
[18:22] ---
It would be a serious matter
if she found out.
[18:25] ---
You're okay with that?
[18:26] ---
Gero?
[18:27] ---
I think
[18:28] ---
it's like you're lying to Kaede-san.
[18:39] ---
Lying...
[18:47] ---
I think the diorama should be
[18:48] ---
the Battle of A Baoa Qu.
[18:53] ---
What's wrong?
[18:54] ---
Um...
[18:55] ---
Lady Kaede...
[18:56] ---
Actually...
[19:01] ---
I know what it is!
[19:02] ---
You wanted to say it should be the human race's
first Mobile Suit battle on Side 7 instead!
[19:06] ---
No...
[19:07] ---
That's not it.
[19:09] ---
I think it's like you're lying to Kaede-san.
[19:16] ---
I have to apologize to you, Lady Kaede.
[19:24] ---
Apologize?
[19:26] ---
For what?
[19:28] ---
Answering that letter...
[19:30] ---
I meant to turn you down...
[19:39] ---
Gero?
[19:40] ---
Oh, Keroyama-san!
[19:42] ---
You've got the wrong idea.
[19:44] ---
You thought that was a
love letter, didn't you?
[19:47] ---
Yes.
[19:48] ---
I'm sorry I made you misunderstand.
[19:51] ---
You seemed like you really
loved Gundam models,
[19:53] ---
so I just wanted to
chew the fat with you about it.
[19:57] ---
See, nobody else around me
[19:58] ---
is into Gundam models like that.
[20:04] ---
Oh! Sheesh!
[20:05] ---
So that's what it was?!
[20:07] ---
In that case,
[20:08] ---
I hope we can continue being
Gundam model buddies...
[20:12] ---
Actually...
[20:13] ---
Gero?
[20:17] ---
I'm going to move far away soon.
[20:20] ---
Gero!
[20:22] ---
Really?
[20:26] ---
Thank you for everything, Keroyama-san.
[20:28] ---
Natsumi-san, Fuyuki-san, take care.
[20:31] ---
Lady Kaede...
[20:32] ---
If we ever get the chance again,
[20:34] ---
let's gab about Gundam models!
[20:36] ---
That, and...
[20:38] ---
...I wanted to give this to you.
[20:41] ---
This...
[20:42] ---
As a mark of our friendship.
[20:45] ---
Let's stay friends, Lady Kaede.
[20:53] ---
Sure!
[20:59] ---
Lady Kaede!
[21:01] ---
Let's meet again!
[21:03] ---
I was worried for a while there.
[21:06] ---
You two were so lovey-dovey!
[21:08] ---
It wasn't lovey-dovey...
[21:10] ---
We were just good friends, that's all.
[21:20] ---
Thank you, Keroyama-san.
[21:26] ---
Maybe Kaede-san really does have
[21:28] ---
strong feelings for the sergeant?
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
In the anime industry, a mech designer
[23:11] ---
designs robots, weapons, vehicles,
[23:14] ---
and various other machines.
[23:16] ---
I'm impressed by
[23:17] ---
those complicated drawings
with lots of lines, but...
[23:21] ---
That aside...
[23:22] ---
Butt firecracker.
[23:24] ---
"Kero Zero: Meet Pekoponian Mech
Designer Katoyama Kiko, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
One full-length story! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E268 - Kero Zero: Meet Pekoponian Mech Designer Katoyama Kiko, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN (The Present)
[01:31] ---
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[01:36] ---
There, formidable frog-type aliens
[01:38] ---
made plans to invade Earth.
[01:42] ---
They assembled a huge invasion force
[01:44] ---
and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
[01:48] ---
Along the way,
[01:49] ---
Sergeant Keroro and company
encountered a mysterious alien blob.
[01:54] ---
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[01:58] ---
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
SIGN Kero Zero
[02:05] ---
Kero Zero!
[02:07] ---
Kero Zero: Meet Pekoponian Mech
Designer Katoyama Kiko, Sir!
[02:15] ---
Earth, the third planet in the solar system.
SIGN Solar System Third Planet Earth Pekopon
[02:18] ---
Known as Pekopon in Keronian parlance.
[02:21] ---
The population of this planet
is roughly six billion.
[02:24] ---
Their civilization is
far behind that of Keron.
[02:26] ---
Look at their primitive structures.
[02:29] ---
I didn't think they were that far behind...
[02:31] ---
10,000 years, to be precise.
[02:34] ---
To continue: Pekoponian food.
[02:37] ---
They eat that?
[02:40] ---
Well, the borscht is good.
[02:42] ---
In the past, various aliens have invaded
[02:44] ---
or landed on Pekopon for other reasons.
[02:47] ---
Even now, traces of their presence
remain in sites all over the planet.
[02:52] ---
Isn't that the ruins of a
Moguera alien underground base?
[02:55] ---
They were on Pekopon, too?
[02:57] ---
Then this...
[02:59] ---
...is the ruins of a
giant alien Hiriho toilet!
[03:02] ---
Correct.
[03:03] ---
The Pekoponians still don't realize that.
[03:06] ---
How can they be so stupid?
[03:09] ---
Although that's convenient for us.
[03:12] ---
And these are Pekoponians.
[03:16] ---
They're...
[03:17] ---
Still...
[03:19] ---
They give me the creeps.
[03:21] ---
They look nothing like Keronians.
SIGN Moe
[03:24] ---
That being said, there are reports
that some soldiers
[03:27] ---
develop special feelings
[03:29] ---
for their enemies when they fight,
occasionally even romantic feelings.
[03:33] ---
Maybe you'll fall in love, Giroro!
[03:36] ---
N-Nonsense!
[03:37] ---
Love doesn't belong on the battlefield!
[03:43] ---
What?!
[03:44] ---
They have military training from childhood?!
[03:47] ---
Correct. They are savage and cold-blooded.
[03:50] ---
Consider them a violent race
with a low-level culture.
[03:52] ---
But the most fearsome aspect
[03:55] ---
is the "butt firecracker."
[03:56] ---
Butt firecracker?!
SIGN Do not watch the following footage
if you are weak of heart!!
[03:58] ---
I'll show you footage of it.
[04:00] ---
Are you ready?
[04:02] ---
G-Go ahead.
[04:03] ---
Then watch the screen.
[04:13] ---
That's a butt firecracker?!
[04:15] ---
How terrifying!
[04:19] ---
W-We have to take those brutes on?
SIGN Invasion Communication
[04:43] ---
Gero...
[04:43] ---
Butt alien! Jiggle-jiggle-jiggle-jiggle!
[04:47] ---
Perfect.
[04:49] ---
Take a shot at me anytime, butt firecrackers!
[04:51] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[04:52] ---
Gero!
[04:53] ---
What the heck are you doing?
[04:55] ---
It's time to eat.
[04:57] ---
You're too scared of their butt firecrackers.
[05:00] ---
It's pathetic.
[05:01] ---
Okay, okay...
[05:02] ---
That's what you say, but you're
probably more scared than the rest of us.
[05:05] ---
I'm not like you.
[05:07] ---
Gero gero.
[05:08] ---
You're bluffing.
[05:10] ---
From behind...
[05:11] ---
Is that Nobibi?
[05:16] ---
As expected, Type-G doesn't taste any good.
SIGN Grand Star Cafeteria
[05:19] ---
Don't complain!
[05:21] ---
Once we get to Pekopon,
[05:22] ---
we'll have to subsist on food
that's much worse.
[05:25] ---
There are aliens other than
Keronians on Grand Star, huh?
[05:29] ---
That's because the Keron Army scouts
[05:31] ---
outstanding soldiers from
the planets they invade.
[05:33] ---
Huh...
[05:34] ---
And I hear
[05:35] ---
they get special treatment
from the Keron Army.
[05:39] ---
Special treatment!
[05:40] ---
I've heard that before, too.
[05:42] ---
Gero...
[05:43] ---
A mech designer is taking
part in this mission.
SIGN Mech Designer
[05:47] ---
She's treated like a super VIP
[05:49] ---
for aiding in the design and development
[05:52] ---
of Pekoponian invasion weapons.
[05:54] ---
S-Say what?!
[05:59] ---
Even though we're
[06:00] ---
on our way to invade Pekopon,
we endure disgusting Type-G rations
[06:03] ---
and bunk together in cramped quarters...
SIGN Keroro's Imagination Type-A Super VIP
SIGN Type-G
[06:06] ---
...while she gets that...
SIGN Keroro's Imagination Super VIP
[06:07] ---
...and that...
SIGN Keroro's Imagination Super VIP
[06:08] ---
...and even that?!
[06:10] ---
That's unforgivable, mech designer!
[06:12] ---
No, no...
[06:13] ---
It's all in his head.
[06:15] ---
Corporal Giroro...
[06:16] ---
Y-Yeah?
[06:17] ---
Any weapon designed by
somebody in a comfy position
[06:20] ---
has to be a piece of junk!
[06:22] ---
R-Really?
[06:24] ---
Keroro Platoon's second mission!
SIGN Second Mission
[06:27] ---
The Keroro Platoon is going to
[06:28] ---
reveal flaws in the VIP mecha designer's work
[06:31] ---
and then denounce her in public!
[06:33] ---
R-Right...
[06:35] ---
Follow me!
[06:36] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[06:37] ---
Drat it!
[06:38] ---
Wait!
[06:39] ---
I'm going, too!
[06:41] ---
Please wait, Sergeant Keroro...
[06:44] ---
This is heavy...
SIGN Grand Star Hangar
[06:48] ---
So, which mech should we start with?
[06:52] ---
After all,
[06:54] ---
pawn shop owners from
all over the universe
SIGN Warning: It's a lie.
[06:57] ---
rely on the appraising eyes of
this sergeant from hell!
[06:59] ---
Nobibi?
[07:00] ---
That's right.
[07:02] ---
Wait, Nobibi?
[07:06] ---
P-P-P...
[07:08] ---
Pekoponian?!
[07:10] ---
Butt firecracker?!
[07:12] ---
I was mistaken, after all.
[07:14] ---
I guess Nobibi couldn't be here...
[07:16] ---
What's wrong, Keroro?
[07:19] ---
P-Pekoponian!
[07:21] ---
W-What's a Pekoponian doing here?!
[07:23] ---
I don't know!
[07:26] ---
I don't get what's going on,
[07:28] ---
but I'll take this opportunity...
[07:29] ---
W-Wait!
[07:31] ---
Where did Mr. Sergeant go?
[07:33] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama, respond!
[07:35] ---
Tama?
[07:36] ---
We found a Pekoponian in the hangar!
[07:38] ---
Keroro, Zeroro, and I are in pursuit!
[07:41] ---
I'll send over a shot of her!
[07:44] ---
Why is there a Pekoponian on Grand Star?
[07:46] ---
That is Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama
of the special mech design department.
[07:51] ---
Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama?
[07:53] ---
Correct.
[07:53] ---
She's the finest mech designer
attached to Grand Star.
[07:57] ---
Maybe the designer that gets
the super VIP treatment is...
[08:00] ---
Sergeant Major Katoyama is worth
every perk that she gets.
[08:04] ---
Who would've thought?
[08:06] ---
Pekopon is going to be invaded with
weapons designed by a Pekoponian!
[08:10] ---
But what was Sergeant Major Katoyama
doing in the hangar?
[08:13] ---
I'll find out as soon as I catch her!
[08:18] ---
Wait!
[08:20] ---
This is bad!
[08:21] ---
That's an emergency escape pod!
[08:25] ---
Drat it! You're not getting away!
[08:31] ---
Whoa. Not much space on this spaceship.
[08:34] ---
Well, it's Keronian-sized.
[08:36] ---
That aside...
[08:39] ---
That was so mean, Keroro-kun,
suddenly cutting in front of me!
[08:42] ---
After all...
[08:43] ---
You have an excuse for that?!
[08:45] ---
Takeoff!
[08:54] ---
What's wrong, Mr. Sergeant?!
[08:57] ---
No good. Transmission just cut out.
[08:59] ---
Oh, no!
[09:00] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[09:06] ---
Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama, I presume?
[09:09] ---
Going AWOL is grounds for court-martial.
[09:11] ---
Return to Grand Star immediately.
[09:13] ---
I can't go back there.
[09:15] ---
Sergeant Major Katoyama!
[09:16] ---
She aided the Keron Army,
but in the end, she's Pekoponian.
[09:20] ---
She must've gotten cold feet at the
prospect of invading her homeworld.
[09:24] ---
I couldn't care less if Earth gets invaded.
[09:27] ---
Really?
[09:28] ---
Then why...?
[09:30] ---
I'm going to return to Keron and do
fun mech design work with Nobibi.
[09:34] ---
Nobibi?
[09:35] ---
The guy you mistook me for earlier?
[09:37] ---
Nobibi doesn't have a goofy face like you.
SIGN Goofy
[09:42] ---
I don't know what kind of Keronian
this Nobibi is, but I...
[09:46] ---
...am Sergeant Keroro,
commander of the Keroro Platoon!
SIGN Mark of a Commander
[09:50] ---
Now fly back to Grand Star,
Sergeant Major Katoyama!
[09:53] ---
Otherwise I'll have to use force...
[09:56] ---
Why?!
[09:57] ---
How many times are you gonna
forget your Kero Ball?!
[10:00] ---
How many?! I forgot it on Keron,
so this is only the second time!
[10:05] ---
This is no time for us to be fighting!
[10:08] ---
What is this?
[10:10] ---
This is the first time I've seen
a protean-type creature.
[10:13] ---
Let's calm down!
[10:13] ---
Wow!
[10:14] ---
But it can hold on to its form.
[10:17] ---
You're irresponsible!
[10:17] ---
Oh, please!
[10:18] ---
You don't listen to me!
[10:19] ---
If Nobibi were here right now,
I'm sure he'd be overjoyed to see you.
[10:22] ---
Don't give me that!
[10:22] ---
Nobibi...
[10:26] ---
But it's your fault to begin with!
[10:29] ---
Even if you mimic that switch,
you can't fool these eyes!
SIGN Silence
[10:38] ---
All systems down.
[10:41] ---
To preserve Keron Army military secrets,
[10:43] ---
all of this machine's programs
will be deleted,
[10:45] ---
and all functions will be inoperable.
[10:52] ---
Why is this happening?!
[10:58] ---
I hope Mr. Sergeant and the others are safe.
[11:01] ---
I was able to track the escape pod's
signal until it disappeared,
[11:04] ---
but from this point on,
[11:06] ---
it seems their transmitter is scrambled, too.
[11:08] ---
Oh, no...
[11:09] ---
Will the Keroro Platoon be split up
before we even reach Pekopon?
[11:13] ---
Not that I mind...
[11:19] ---
Where are we?
[11:20] ---
An uninhabited planet, it seems.
[11:23] ---
Then we're gonna die here,
before we even get to Pekopon?
[11:31] ---
If we're here, it means that, starting today,
this planet is inhabited!
[11:37] ---
Where did that come from?
[11:39] ---
I thought if Nobibi were here,
he'd say something like that.
[11:42] ---
It sounds like Nobibi is
a really positive guy.
[11:46] ---
Y-Yeah.
[11:47] ---
A-Anyway, let's hurry up
and fix that transmitter!
[11:50] ---
Right!
[11:53] ---
Is something over there?
[11:57] ---
That's...
[12:00] ---
So there used to be a civilization here,
a long time ago...
[12:11] ---
Darn it. It's not working.
[12:13] ---
You can't get it?
[12:16] ---
This wouldn't have happened
in the first place
[12:20] ---
if you hadn't escaped from Grand Star!
[12:22] ---
If you're some pampered super VIP
mech designer, fixing this should be a snap!
[12:26] ---
I design things, yes,
but when it comes to repairing them...
[12:29] ---
Some VIP you are!
[12:31] ---
That's enough! It's unbecoming!
[12:34] ---
Nobibi...
[12:35] ---
Sergeant Major Katoyama.
[12:36] ---
Who is this Nobibi of yours?
[12:39] ---
I want to know, too.
[12:41] ---
About this Nobibi-san
whom you have so much faith in.
[12:46] ---
He's a friend.
[12:46] ---
Gero?
[12:47] ---
A friend?
[12:48] ---
A Keronian and a Pekoponian?
[12:50] ---
Yes.
[12:51] ---
From the time I came to Keron from Earth,
[12:52] ---
I lived at Nobibi's house.
[12:56] ---
Don't tell me you threatened him
with a butt firecracker?!
[12:58] ---
Of course not!
[13:00] ---
What the?
[13:01] ---
Could that be butt dynamite?!
[13:03] ---
Would you drop that already?
[13:05] ---
Gero!
[13:07] ---
That's...
[13:10] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it?!
[13:12] ---
That's the thing that attacked us
before we left Keron!
[13:16] ---
Enemy attack!
[13:17] ---
For details, watch the theatrical short,
Kero Zero: Everyone Assemble, We're Taking Off!
[13:26] ---
Let's retreat for now!
[13:29] ---
Gero!
[13:30] ---
The escape pod!
[13:32] ---
We're gonna die on this strange world
and no one'll ever know?!
[13:36] ---
Anyway, just keep running!
[13:38] ---
No!
[13:40] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu...
[13:42] ---
Do not just make borscht!
[13:44] ---
Think of a way to help
Mr. Sergeant and the others!
[13:47] ---
If we don't know where they are,
even I can't do anything.
[13:51] ---
Oh, come on...
[13:52] ---
But...
[13:53] ---
...there is a planet in that area
where you can get unusual minerals.
[13:57] ---
Maybe they landed there. Or...
[14:00] ---
Well, if they don't come back,
it shows you what kind of man he was.
[14:05] ---
Darn it!
[14:06] ---
It's still hanging around out there.
[14:07] ---
Anyway, we have a better chance
in here than out there.
[14:11] ---
Yeah.
[14:11] ---
Hey, Giroro! What are you
being so protective for?!
[14:14] ---
What?!
[14:15] ---
If you got any complaints, you go
out there! You're the commander!
[14:18] ---
Don't go "Commander! Commander!" and foist
responsibility on me only at a time like this!
[14:22] ---
Responsibility, nothing!
[14:24] ---
You're the one who keeps
forgetting his Kero Ball!
[14:27] ---
I only forgot it twice!
[14:28] ---
You lack any self-awareness as a commander!
[14:32] ---
What's that?!
[14:33] ---
Like playing in our old secret base
the day before we left Keron!
[14:37] ---
That's got nothing to do with right now!
[14:39] ---
You had a good time that day
yourself, Giroro!
[14:41] ---
And the day before that, I went with you to the
Galactic Railroad Museum, 'cause you wanted to go!
[14:47] ---
You two went there?!
[14:48] ---
Actually, Chief Nurse Pururu
was with us, too...
[14:51] ---
Stupid red daruma!
We weren't gonna tell Zeroro!
[14:54] ---
You two are so mean!
[14:58] ---
Nobibi, about the position
of this thruster...
[15:01] ---
I said, if that's the integral tank,
the balance is bad!
[15:05] ---
What's with that wave function gag?!
[15:07] ---
That's too new!
[15:09] ---
You are so mean!
[15:10] ---
He wasn't supposed to say!
[15:12] ---
Hey, what are you laughing at?
[15:14] ---
Sorry.
[15:16] ---
Looking at you guys reminded me of Nobibi.
[15:19] ---
You really are close friends, aren't you?
[15:22] ---
Friends?
[15:23] ---
It's more like I look after them.
[15:26] ---
You're the last person who should say that!
[15:28] ---
Either way...
[15:30] ---
...stealing a pod to go back to Keron
[15:32] ---
will just cause both you and Nobibi
to be court-martialed.
[15:35] ---
Oh, no...
[15:37] ---
At the end of the day, we're soldiers.
[15:39] ---
That includes you, Sergeant Major Katoyama.
[15:41] ---
If you're really thinking of Nobibi,
[15:44] ---
return to Grand Star.
[15:46] ---
It'll be okay.
[15:49] ---
Don't worry.
[15:50] ---
If we complete the invasion quickly
[15:53] ---
and return to Keron,
[15:54] ---
you'll be able to see
Nobibi again soon enough.
[15:57] ---
You only act like a commander
at a time like this!
[15:59] ---
What was that?!
[16:00] ---
You want a go at me?!
[16:01] ---
How about you?!
[16:02] ---
Okay.
[16:03] ---
I'll listen to you this time.
[16:06] ---
So please refrain from using
the butt firecracker on us.
[16:09] ---
S-Sure...
[16:11] ---
But how are we going to
escape from this planet?
[16:14] ---
You must have a good idea, right?
[16:16] ---
Commander?
[16:17] ---
W-Well...
[16:19] ---
If you can mimic anything,
become a spaceship!
[16:23] ---
I didn't think of that!
[16:24] ---
Come on...
[16:26] ---
Wait!
[16:28] ---
It only turns into the form
of whatever it mimics,
[16:30] ---
so even if it becomes a spaceship,
[16:32] ---
it can't actually fly!
[16:35] ---
So knock it off!
[16:36] ---
That poor thing!
[16:39] ---
Grab it!
[16:40] ---
What should I do?
[16:43] ---
Butt firecracker.
[16:47] ---
Good. You finally listened to me.
[16:49] ---
Y-You...
[16:52] ---
It's okay now.
[16:56] ---
Hey! Where are you going?
[16:57] ---
Don't tell me it intends
to escape by itself?!
[17:00] ---
Wait!
[17:01] ---
It's got something.
[17:04] ---
This is... Koredenite!
[17:06] ---
Gero?
[17:07] ---
Koredinite?
[17:08] ---
It's a special mineral
[17:10] ---
that physically manifests whatever you draw.
[17:12] ---
Then...
[17:13] ---
...if you draw a spaceship
with that Koredinite,
[17:15] ---
we'll be able to escape this planet?!
[17:17] ---
Yeah!
[17:19] ---
I've been treating you awfully...
[17:22] ---
...and I apologize!
[17:24] ---
You're the best!
[17:29] ---
Take this!
[17:33] ---
We'll lure it away!
[17:35] ---
In the meantime, draw a spaceship!
[17:37] ---
Leave it to me!
[17:40] ---
Assassin Magic!
[17:49] ---
Gero!
[17:53] ---
No!
[17:58] ---
Er, Lady Kiko!
[17:59] ---
You can make it smaller!
[18:01] ---
No, I can't.
[18:03] ---
When Koredenite is in its original form,
what you draw is manifested on a 1:1 scale.
SIGN Decals
[18:08] ---
But this is no time to be drawing decals!
[18:11] ---
Details like that are important!
[18:14] ---
This is why geeks are a pain in the butt.
[18:16] ---
Tch! Stubborn beast!
[18:22] ---
Darn it!
[18:22] ---
Aren't you done yet?!
[18:25] ---
We can't hold on much longer...
[18:27] ---
Finished!
[18:29] ---
Yahoo!
[18:30] ---
It's starting to materialize.
[18:32] ---
Giroro, Zeroro, get over here!
[18:35] ---
Right!
[18:36] ---
Roger!
[18:45] ---
Um, the lines are pretty rough...
[18:48] ---
Are we really gonna be okay?
[18:53] ---
Lady Kiko, let's get a move on!
[18:55] ---
Takeoff!
[19:01] ---
Gero!
[19:16] ---
Looks like we made it.
[19:18] ---
Sergeant Major Katoyama...
[19:21] ---
You really are...
[19:23] ---
...a super VIP!
[19:26] ---
Th-Th-Thanks.
[19:27] ---
Where did you learn how to make
a mech design like this?
[19:29] ---
I see! That's...
[19:31] ---
Can you see something?
[19:31] ---
Come on, tell me!
[19:34] ---
The former inhabitants also used
Koredinite to escape the planet.
[19:38] ---
But what the heck is that three-eyed enemy?
[19:42] ---
I don't know...
[19:46] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[19:47] ---
So you used Koredinite, huh?
[19:50] ---
Yes. Here's your Koredinite souvenir, Kululu.
[19:52] ---
When did you...
[19:54] ---
And so, all our problems are solved.
[19:58] ---
Isn't that the unidentified creature
SIGN Unidentified Creature
[20:01] ---
you got rid of the other day?
[20:04] ---
What is the meaning of this, Sergeant Keroro?
[20:07] ---
Well, how can I explain it?
[20:10] ---
Please exterminate it immediately.
[20:13] ---
But this little beastie found the Koredinite,
[20:16] ---
which saved our lives...
[20:18] ---
No ifs, ands, or buts.
[20:19] ---
According to Grand Star Law, Article 768...
[20:22] ---
My pet.
[20:24] ---
He's my pet.
[20:27] ---
W-What are you suddenly bringing up?
[20:29] ---
As I recall, Grand Star Law's
special provision for Pekoponians
[20:33] ---
states that I'm allowed to have a pet, right?
[20:36] ---
But...
[20:37] ---
And if it's made known that you didn't
realize he was my pet 'til now,
[20:41] ---
you'll probably be court-martialed yourself,
[20:43] ---
dismantled, and have your memory wiped.
[20:46] ---
Anyway, I'm taking care of him.
[20:50] ---
Keroro Platoon, we were only together
for a short time, but it was fun.
[20:55] ---
If anything else comes up before we
arrive on Pekopon, I'm turning to you.
[20:59] ---
Lady Kiko, you've shown us
your true ability in spades.
[21:03] ---
You're a real super VIP.
[21:05] ---
I hope we can work together again.
[21:07] ---
And so, the blob became
Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama's pet,
[21:10] ---
and accompanied her
the rest of the way to Pekopon.
[21:15] ---
Butt firecracker.
[21:18] ---
Just kidding!
[21:21] ---
Next time, she'll probably
say "butt straw."
[21:23] ---
Shortly after this, Sergeant Major Kululu
fashioned the Reality Pens
[21:27] ---
out of the Koredinite Sergeant
Keroro brought back...
[21:31] ---
...but that's another story.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Hinata Fuyuki here.
[23:09] ---
Fungus grows during the rainy season.
[23:11] ---
Some forms are useful,
[23:13] ---
but it flourishes everywhere,
[23:14] ---
making it a more successful
invader than Sarge.
[23:17] ---
There's also a fungal disease
that's deadly to frogs.
[23:20] ---
That aside,
[23:22] ---
let's ferment!
[23:23] ---
"Momoka: Head Over Heels
Helter Skelter, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Giroro: Escape from Natsumi, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E269 - Momoka: Head Over Heels Helter Skelter, Sir! / Giroro: Escape from Natsumi, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
This is Sergeant Major Kululu's
laboratory, deep in the heart
[01:35] ---
of the Keroro Platoon's
secret underground base.
[01:38] ---
I've finished the item you requested.
SIGN Instructions
[01:43] ---
Th-That's...
[01:45] ---
Not so fast!
[01:47] ---
Remuneration first.
[01:48] ---
Here.
SIGN Indian Curry!
Curry Cat Girl
Curry Moo
Curry Eruption
Nakamatsuya Curry
Bald G Curry
Soup Curry
Freedom Fist Curry
[01:50] ---
A set of 300 different kinds of freeze-dried
curry created by famous chefs all over the world.
SIGN Super High-Grade Freeze-Dried Curry
[01:56] ---
Indeed.
[01:57] ---
I'll take it.
[02:00] ---
Then...
[02:00] ---
...what you promised.
[02:02] ---
Yeah.
SIGN Instructions
[02:04] ---
But before I hand it over...
[02:07] ---
Huh?
[02:08] ---
I got it!
SIGN Instructions
[02:10] ---
With this ultimate love potion,
[02:12] ---
Fuyuki-kun will... Fuyuki-kun will...
[02:15] ---
Oh, dear!
[02:19] ---
Momoka: Head Over Heels
Helter Skelter, Sir!
SIGN Instructions
[02:28] ---
With this, Fuyuki-kun will finally...
[02:30] ---
...do this, that, and the other!
[02:37] ---
What should I do?!
[02:39] ---
I'm nervous!
[02:42] ---
I am overjoyed for you.
[02:45] ---
It seems there is an instruction booklet.
SIGN Instructions
SIGN Instructions
[02:49] ---
"This is an extremely volatile
product, so be careful."
[02:54] ---
...is what it says.
[02:55] ---
It's like a medicine that
vaporizes right away,
[02:58] ---
so it's best to leave the lid on...
SIGN Already Opened
[03:02] ---
Already opened...
[03:06] ---
My precious love potion!
[03:08] ---
Milady Momoka, it's dangerous!
[03:17] ---
A weapon you're used to using
is the perfect partner.
[03:19] ---
But you've got to take good care of it.
[03:25] ---
Hey!
[03:26] ---
Yesterday's enemy is today's friend.
[03:28] ---
Don't bully it too much.
[03:36] ---
It's almost time for 623 Radio!
[03:40] ---
But it doesn't help that my stereo is busted.
[03:44] ---
At least I have this radio, though!
[03:49] ---
Huh?
[03:51] ---
Sheesh!
[03:53] ---
Why do I have to do laundry
on a night like this?
SIGN Cola
[04:02] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[04:04] ---
Let us drink Giant Cola together!
[04:09] ---
None of these sites is credible.
[04:16] ---
Boy, am I tired...
[04:22] ---
Looks like we're safe now.
[04:26] ---
But what should we do?
[04:28] ---
The love potion is...
[04:30] ---
I can't take it.
[04:32] ---
Paul?
[04:34] ---
I am out of patience.
[04:37] ---
This throbbing chest...
[04:39] ---
This passionate pulse...
[04:41] ---
This is...
[04:42] ---
This is...
[04:44] ---
...definitely...
[04:46] ---
...love!
[04:47] ---
D-Don't tell me the love potion
has made you...
[04:49] ---
That smooth skin!
[04:52] ---
That slightly small appearance!
[04:54] ---
Paul has fallen in love!
[04:57] ---
Feverishly so!
[04:58] ---
Y-Y-You can't!
[05:00] ---
I'm Momoka, and you're Paul!
[05:02] ---
That's forbidden love!
[05:04] ---
With love,
[05:06] ---
difference in social position doesn't matter!
[05:10] ---
Huh?
[05:17] ---
Smooth!
[05:18] ---
Lustrous!
[05:19] ---
Beautiful! You're too beautiful!
[05:25] ---
He can't have fallen for
the love potion, can he?
[05:30] ---
Um...
SIGN This is an extremely volatile product,
so be careful.
After a person inhales it, they'll fall in love with the first thing they see.
[05:31] ---
This is an almighty love potion.
[05:33] ---
After a person inhales it, they'll fall
in love with the first thing they see.
[05:39] ---
You mean they can even fall
in love with objects?!
[05:51] ---
I... I have a favor to ask!
[05:53] ---
Will you... Will you...
[05:56] ---
...crawl on the ground with me?!
SIGN Detonator Switch
[06:01] ---
Detonator switch.
[06:05] ---
H-How passionate...
[06:09] ---
Slump...
[06:10] ---
It's the love potion's fault!
[06:13] ---
Then Fuyuki-kun, too...
[06:17] ---
Excuse me!
SIGN Cola
[06:21] ---
I cannot get enough of you, my honey!
[06:25] ---
Yes! Fall in love!
[06:29] ---
Tama-chan...
[06:32] ---
Th-That's right!
[06:33] ---
I have to get over to Fuyuki-kun!
[06:38] ---
Oh, no. What should I do?
[06:41] ---
I...
[06:42] ---
I...
[06:43] ---
...love you!
[06:46] ---
It's so embarrassing!
[06:53] ---
Spin, spin,
[06:54] ---
our merry-go-round!
[06:59] ---
Go-round!
SIGN Squeeze
[07:05] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[07:06] ---
U-Um...
[07:08] ---
This is an emergency,
[07:09] ---
so pardon me for coming in
without permission!
[07:14] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[07:19] ---
After a person inhales it,
[07:21] ---
they'll fall in love with
the first thing they see.
[07:23] ---
It's an almighty love potion...
[07:25] ---
...so then...
[07:45] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[07:47] ---
U-Um...
[07:54] ---
When Fuyuki-kun wakes up,
[07:56] ---
the first thing he'll see...
[07:58] ---
...will be me!
[08:01] ---
Please wake up!
[08:03] ---
Fuyuki-kun.
[08:06] ---
Fuyuki-kun?
[08:12] ---
Finally...
[08:14] ---
Fuyuki-kun will finally...
[08:16] ---
Nishizawa-san?
[08:19] ---
Y-Yes!
[08:21] ---
What are you doing here?
[08:25] ---
U-Um, actually...
[08:27] ---
Th-That aside, Fuyuki-kun...
[08:28] ---
What do you think when you look at me?
[08:30] ---
What do I think?
[08:31] ---
Does your heart go pitter-pat?!
[08:35] ---
N-Not especially...
[08:36] ---
What?
[08:37] ---
That doesn't really happen...
[08:40] ---
But I'm glad you're here!
[08:43] ---
I finally found an occult site that should
be useful for our next presentation.
[08:48] ---
Here, take a look!
[08:49] ---
I-I-I-I...
[08:52] ---
I don't believe this!
[08:58] ---
Come to think of it, I didn't tell her
the drawback of that potion.
[09:02] ---
It doesn't work on someone who's
totally uninterested in love
[09:05] ---
if the first person they see
is already in love with them.
SIGN Widow Curry
[09:10] ---
Ah, well!
[09:12] ---
I can't help loving this curry bath!
SIGN Occult Go Go
[09:18] ---
This is a good site, right?
[09:19] ---
So does Fuyuki-kun have
zero interest in love?
[09:20] ---
It's easy for even a beginner to understand
[09:22] ---
and they really do their research.
[09:22] ---
Or maybe...
[09:24] ---
See, they even cover that
recent cryptid appearance.
[09:27] ---
Well, I'll let your imagination
fill in the rest.
[09:30] ---
So soft! And lustrous!
[09:33] ---
Spin, spin!
[09:35] ---
Love's merry-go-round for two!
[09:45] ---
It happened on a clammy day
during the rainy season.
[09:51] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[09:53] ---
I bought space cheesecake from the
space gourmet home delivery service!
SIGN Famous Space Cheesecake
[09:58] ---
Let us have it together!
[10:00] ---
Mr. Sergeant?
[10:03] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[10:09] ---
I'm back!
[10:10] ---
623-san's public taping
was wonderful, as always.
SIGN Famous Space Cheesecake Please eat this as soon as possible.
[10:15] ---
Huh?
[10:18] ---
Why, it's cheesecake!
[10:20] ---
Maybe Fuyuki got it?
[10:23] ---
How thoughtful!
SIGN Famous Space Cheesecake
[10:24] ---
Thank you for the cake!
[10:26] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[10:33] ---
Tamama, is this yours?
[10:35] ---
I'm sorry! I ate it!
[10:41] ---
Y-You don't have to be that angry about it...
[10:43] ---
I said I'm sorry. I'll buy you another...
[10:46] ---
...one...
[10:50] ---
N-Natchi!
[10:55] ---
Giroro: Escape from Natsumi, Sir!
[11:15] ---
Sis!
[11:24] ---
Sis! Wake up!
[11:30] ---
This is space mold poisoning.
[11:32] ---
Space mold?!
[11:33] ---
Harmless mold that breeds
on space cheesecakes.
SIGN Famous Space Cheesecake
[11:38] ---
That's what gives the cake
its special flavor!
[11:41] ---
Huh?
SIGN Warning! Danger! Do not let Pekoponians eat this cake
[11:42] ---
"Do not let Pekoponians eat this cake,
[11:46] ---
as the space mold could change
their entire body structure."
[11:49] ---
Says it on the back of the box...
[11:53] ---
Look at this!
[11:54] ---
Or, like, crucial warning?
[11:56] ---
Mold...
[11:58] ---
Mold...
[12:00] ---
Mold...
[12:03] ---
The mold is making Sis's body glow!
[12:06] ---
There isn't a moment to lose!
[12:09] ---
If we don't do anything,
[12:11] ---
the mold will devour Natsumi's body.
[12:14] ---
Mold, mold...
[12:16] ---
O-Oh, no...
[12:18] ---
There's only one way to save her.
[12:20] ---
Enter Natsumi's body
[12:22] ---
and remove the space mold core!
[12:26] ---
I-I'll go, too!
[12:27] ---
It's my fault that this happened to her!
[12:30] ---
I'll go, too!
[12:32] ---
I shall accompany you.
[12:35] ---
M-Me, too!
[12:36] ---
Forget it.
[12:38] ---
Why not?
[12:39] ---
Reflect on it.
[12:41] ---
Oh, come on!
[12:42] ---
This is the only chance I'll get to
wreak havoc inside Lady Natsumi's body!
[12:47] ---
It figures that's what you
were thinking, Uncle...
[12:51] ---
Anyway,
[12:52] ---
we only have one heavy diving suit
that can withstand
[12:55] ---
the fierce toxic space mold running rampant
inside Natsumi's body!
SIGN Heavy Diving Suit
[13:00] ---
But that's only a prototype I was
developing for Caries War III.
[13:06] ---
I can't guarantee its performance.
[13:08] ---
But to save Natsumi...
[13:12] ---
Mold, mold...
[13:17] ---
...it's the only way!
[13:20] ---
Then here I go!
[13:24] ---
All right!
[13:25] ---
Standby for micro-ray firing!
[13:28] ---
Firing micro-ray!
[13:31] [SONG] ---
I am Giroro,
[13:33] ---
Mini-mini-mini-mini-mini-mini...
[13:34] [SONG] ---
A reckless soldier.
[13:36] ---
Giroro, please!
[13:37] ---
Save my sister!
[13:38] [SONG] ---
My password is giro-giro-giro.
[13:41] ---
All right! I'm about to venture
into an unknown world!
[13:42] [SONG] ---
Lucky number, 723.
[13:46] ---
Here I go!
[13:55] ---
Even tons of mold here...
[13:57] ---
The space mold core is probably
inside Natsumi's stomach.
[14:00] [SONG] ---
But really, I'm a coward.
[14:08] ---
Looks like it's going smoothly.
[14:10] ---
But still,
[14:11] ---
why do we have to run this pump?
[14:14] ---
But still, th-this is too analog...
[14:18] ---
Come on, now!
[14:19] ---
If you don't keep pumping that air in,
Giroro-kun could be asphyxiated.
[14:24] ---
Let's go!
[14:32] ---
Natsumi-san is changing!
[14:36] ---
The mold is taking over even more!
[14:39] ---
If we could scrape the mold off
like you would with an old toy...
[14:42] ---
That would scrape off Sis's skin!
[14:47] ---
Sis...
[14:55] ---
Looks like I'm finally in her stomach.
[15:00] ---
K-Kululu?!
[15:02] ---
Have you found the mold core?
[15:05] ---
It's not here.
[15:08] ---
I found naruto and kernels of corn.
[15:11] ---
Naruto and corn?
[15:13] ---
What's wrong?!
[15:15] ---
What is this?!
[15:17] ---
Noodles!
[15:18] ---
Thick, curly noodles!
[15:20] ---
M-Mold, moldy...
[15:23] ---
Natsumi-san!
[15:24] ---
Sis!
[15:25] ---
I'll try interpreting what she's saying!
SIGN Mold... Mold...
Moldy, moldy...
Mold, moldy...
SIGN Translation:
I had miso ramen for lunch.
[15:28] ---
I had miso ramen for lunch.
[15:31] ---
That's the message!
[15:33] ---
Or, like, instant translate?
[15:35] ---
Corn and curly noodles aside,
[15:37] ---
where is the vital mold core?
[15:39] ---
No good!
[15:41] ---
I can't find it in her stomach.
[15:42] ---
Oh, no...
[15:44] ---
Like they say, there's
always room for desserts.
[15:48] ---
Always room?
[15:49] ---
I see!
[15:50] ---
The duodenum is just ahead!
[15:52] ---
It's dangerous, but I'm going ahead!
[15:55] ---
Be careful, Giroro!
[16:06] ---
The water pressure is so strong here...
[16:08] ---
No, it's muscle pressure!
[16:11] ---
No good...
[16:12] ---
I can't find it in the duodenum, either!
[16:14] ---
In the small intestine ahead?
[16:17] ---
But still...
[16:18] ---
...I am worn out!
[16:21] ---
But still... you still haven't
found the mold core yet?!
[16:25] ---
But still...
[16:25] ---
This is Giroro. Can you hear me?
[16:27] ---
Well, Giroro?
[16:29] ---
I can't find it...
[16:30] ---
...in the small intestine, either.
[16:32] ---
I'm heading for the colon.
[16:35] ---
The colon?
[16:36] ---
That's the place where the
dregs of digested food wind up.
[16:41] ---
Mold!
[16:42] ---
Mold, mold!
[16:44] ---
Hang in there, Sis!
[16:46] ---
Natsumi-san's space
moldification is progressing!
[16:50] ---
Or, like, urgent moment?
[16:52] ---
Mold!
[16:53] ---
Mold, mold!
[16:55] ---
Giroro, I'm counting on you!
[16:58] ---
This is the last possibility...
[17:07] ---
Moldy!
[17:10] ---
Mold, mold!
[17:11] ---
Mold, mold, mold!
[17:14] ---
This is the space mold core!
[17:17] ---
Mold!
[17:17] ---
Moldy!
[17:18] ---
Let's ferment!
[17:28] ---
Moldy!
[17:30] ---
No!
[17:31] ---
The umbilical cable...
[17:33] ---
Moldy!
[17:35] ---
Mold, mold, mold!
[17:37] ---
Mold, mold, mold!
[17:44] ---
The light that represents Giroro-dono...
[17:46] ---
L-Let's reel in the cable!
[17:49] ---
Right!
SIGN Severed
[17:53] ---
Severed!
[17:57] ---
What?
[17:58] ---
Then, Giroro?!
[18:00] ---
Moldy, mold!
[18:02] ---
Mold...
[18:18] ---
The space mold that was in Natsumi-san's
body is being expelled!
[18:22] ---
Or, like, total withdrawal?
[18:29] ---
Sis!
[18:32] ---
H-Huh?
[18:34] ---
What's going on?
[18:35] ---
I did it!
[18:36] ---
I safely eliminated the space mold core!
[18:39] ---
Giroro?
[18:40] ---
So that's why all of the
space mold left her body.
[18:43] ---
That was awesome, Mr. Corporal!
[18:46] ---
I'm...
[18:47] ---
...out of oxygen.
[18:49] ---
And I can't get out...
[18:51] ---
W-What does that mean?
[18:53] ---
Don't tell me, Corporal Giroro...
[18:55] ---
From the start, you had a
feeling this would happen...
[18:58] ---
But...
[18:59] ---
...somebody had to do it.
[19:01] ---
I'm... just glad...
[19:04] ---
...I protected Natsumi.
[19:09] ---
Giroro!
[19:11] ---
Kululu!
[19:12] ---
Isn't there some way to
get him out of there?!
[19:15] ---
Just one way.
[19:16] ---
Doctor!
[19:18] ---
The last we heard,
Giroro-kun was in the colon.
[19:21] ---
If he descends further...
[19:24] ---
But...
[19:25] ---
You mean her...
[19:26] ---
But...
[19:27] ---
But...
[19:29] ---
Are you telling me that
Giroro's in my colon?!
[19:32] ---
This is no time for modesty!
[19:36] ---
That's right! If you don't do
it fast, Mr. Corporal will...
[19:40] ---
Hurry, Lady Natsumi!
[19:42] ---
Hurry up with what?!
[19:44] ---
I'm sure you know what we mean!
[19:50] ---
B-But...
[19:53] ---
What?! There's no way I can do that!
[19:56] ---
But at this rate, Giroro will...
[19:58] ---
Natsumi-dono!
[20:00] ---
That's easy for you to say!
[20:01] ---
Natchi!
[20:05] ---
Natsumi...
[20:06] ---
Or, like, finish quickly?
[20:07] ---
I'm happy you're back to normal...
[20:08] ---
There's no time!
[20:10] ---
Forget about me.
Just have a long, healthy life.
[20:11] ---
What should I do?!
[20:15] ---
Farewell...
[20:33] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[20:35] ---
Mr. Corporal!
[20:36] ---
Giroro-dono!
[20:37] ---
Giroro-san!
[20:38] ---
G-Giroro!
[20:41] ---
Natsumi?!
[20:42] ---
What am I doing here?
[20:45] ---
Giroro!
[20:47] ---
Thank goodness!
[20:49] ---
H-Hey!
[20:50] ---
N-Natsumi!
[20:51] ---
Y-You're gonna...
[20:55] ---
The important thing is that
both of them are safe.
[20:57] ---
Yeah!
[20:58] ---
Still...
[21:02] ---
...who would've thought he'd be able to
escape by being flushed out with her tears?
[21:06] ---
Wha...?!
[21:08] ---
Is that even possible?
[21:10] ---
Even though he was in her lower colon?
[21:12] ---
You didn't win by yourself.
[21:12] ---
Thank goodness!
[21:13] ---
Don't forget to give credit to the suit.
[21:17] ---
Anyway, it worked out.
[21:18] ---
Both Sis and Giroro are safe.
[21:20] ---
N-Natsumi! I can't breathe!
[21:23] ---
Giroro!
[21:24] ---
I can't breathe!
[21:25] ---
I can't breathe, I can't breathe...
[21:27] ---
I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
[21:28] ---
It seems a girl's tears can
sometimes work miracles.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
Right now my face is green,
[23:11] ---
but I had a cute fair complexion
when I was a child.
[23:14] ---
My tail was really cute, too.
[23:17] ---
But as I reached adulthood,
I became more and more...
[23:19] ---
I don't think you should look
at the in-between phase of me.
[23:23] ---
That aside...
[23:24] ---
I won't let adults play!
[23:26] ---
"Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
One full-length story! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E270 - Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
One Saturday afternoon.
[01:32] ---
The idea was to quietly
proceed with the plan.
[01:39] ---
All right, here I go!
[01:42] ---
Okay!
[01:45] ---
Just do it.
[01:48] ---
All right, click!
[01:54] ---
Sarge!
[02:03] ---
Chibi Keroro Versus Chibi Fuyuki, Sir!
[02:09] ---
Let's go back about an hour...
SIGN About an hour ago...
[02:12] ---
The problem is Natsumi Hinata!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting "What should we do now and looking towards the future..."
[02:15] ---
No matter what plan we rack our brains
to come up with, it'll never see us through
[02:20] ---
to a successful invasion
unless we break through
[02:23] ---
Pekopon's greatest, most powerful line of
defense: the wall that is Hinata Natsumi!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting "What should we do now and looking towards the future..."
[02:27] ---
And that's the truth!
[02:28] ---
But it is just about
impossible to beat Natchi.
[02:32] ---
Besides, confronting Natsumi-dono
is not our real motive.
[02:37] ---
That's right!
[02:38] ---
No matter what our plan is
this month, it'd be in vain,
[02:43] ---
so meeting adjourned!
[02:43] ---
Don't you dare!
[02:45] ---
Gero?
[02:45] ---
A true invader has to overcome
any and all obstacles!
[02:50] ---
Okay, then, do you have a plan to
overcome this obstacle, Senpai?
[02:54] ---
I-If we could break through
the wall that is Natsumi,
[02:57] ---
even a child would be able
to invade Pekopon...
[03:00] ---
That's true.
[03:02] ---
Even a child could do it then...
[03:05] ---
So anyway,
[03:06] ---
let's put a pin in it for today...
[03:09] ---
Even a child?
[03:11] ---
Sarge!
[03:12] ---
Wanna play a new video game?
[03:15] ---
Huh?
[03:16] ---
He's not here?
[03:21] ---
Um... Commander-dono?
[03:23] ---
So what are you trying to do?
[03:27] ---
It's just a little idea.
[03:30] ---
We'll use the
"Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
SIGN "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
[03:32] ---
to turn Uncle, Giroro-san, and
Dororo-san back into children,
[03:35] ---
and then they'll carry out the invasion plan.
[03:38] ---
Or, like, childhood restored?
[03:40] ---
Turning back into children?
[03:42] ---
I cannot make a lick of sense out of it...
[03:44] ---
Come on, think back.
[03:47] ---
Even Lady Natsumi...
[03:49] ---
...was pushed around when
her opponents were children.
[03:53] ---
True, that did happen.
[03:55] ---
But if you didn't know that,
check out the DVD.
[03:57] ---
In other words,
[03:58] ---
if we become cute kids,
[04:01] ---
Lady Natsumi will be putty in our hands!
[04:05] ---
Or, like, flawless planning?
[04:08] ---
I see...
[04:09] ---
Put that way, it does make sense.
[04:10] ---
So, Kululu,
[04:12] ---
pull the trigger.
[04:14] ---
Okay, here I go.
[04:16] ---
Come on!
[04:18] ---
Sarge!
[04:30] ---
One down!
[04:36] ---
Cute!
[04:38] ---
Or, like, deeply moving?
[04:40] ---
So let us go right to the mission...
[04:43] ---
Huh?
[04:45] ---
What the?!
[04:48] ---
Fukki?!
[04:49] ---
Fuyuki-san?!
[04:50] ---
It looks like a bystander was
zapped back into childhood, too!
[04:54] ---
We have to get him back to normal!
SIGN Bash
SIGN Occult Question
[04:58] ---
Tama...
[04:59] ---
Nyaaah!
[05:01] ---
Fuyuki-san, please wait!
[05:04] ---
Wait!
[05:07] ---
Chibi Fuyuki shows promise.
[05:10] ---
Fuyuki-kun was rambunctious as a little kid.
[05:13] ---
Well, let us leave Fukki to that woman.
[05:16] ---
Come on, Mr. Sergeant!
Let us start the invasion plan!
[05:20] ---
I am a little more of an adult than
everyone today, so I will be the leader.
[05:24] ---
Forget it!
[05:25] ---
Did you say something?
SIGN Fresh
[05:26] ---
Forget it!
[05:28] ---
That's right!
[05:29] ---
R-Right...
[05:30] ---
Oh, come on...
[05:32] ---
After all, you're an adult!
[05:34] ---
I am always treated like a child!
[05:37] ---
From our point of view, you're an adult!
[05:40] ---
Tama. Adults treat me like a child,
[05:43] ---
and kids treat me like an adult.
[05:46] ---
It is just not fair!
[05:48] ---
We can't let an adult join the gang!
[05:51] ---
Uh, I don't think you should be so mean.
[05:54] ---
Sure he should!
[05:55] ---
Get away from us, adult!
[05:57] ---
We don't want you as a friend!
[06:00] ---
Tama!
[06:01] ---
Dora...!
[06:03] ---
He ran away!
[06:05] ---
That's what he gets. Acting all bossy,
even though he's just Tamama.
[06:09] ---
Pathetic! Even though he's just Tamama...
[06:12] ---
So let's invade Pekopon by ourselves.
[06:16] ---
Yeah!
[06:16] ---
Let's go with the plan!
[06:19] ---
I don't know if we can do this...
[06:20] ---
It'll be fine!
[06:21] ---
Leave it to me!
[06:23] ---
Let's go!
[06:24] ---
Yeah!
[06:24] ---
Wait for me!
[06:28] ---
I'll do it!
[06:29] ---
Let me join in!
[06:30] ---
So what are we gonna do?
[06:31] ---
Sure.
[06:32] ---
We're gonna invade Pekopon...
[06:34] ---
Idiot!
[06:35] ---
Don't tell him what we're doing!
[06:37] ---
After all...
[06:38] ---
Anyway,
[06:40] ---
what are you doing here?
[06:42] ---
What's the difference?
[06:43] ---
Your "invade" whatever thing sounds like fun!
[06:46] ---
Let me join you!
[06:47] ---
What should we do?
[06:49] ---
If he wants to join in, we should let him!
[06:52] ---
But the thing is...
[06:54] ---
What's your secret meeting about?
[06:57] ---
Let me join you!
[06:58] ---
All right! All right, already!
[07:00] ---
You can join us!
[07:02] ---
Yay!
[07:03] ---
Sheesh...
SIGN Determined
[07:04] ---
All right!
[07:05] ---
Let's invade Pekopon!
[07:08] ---
Yeah!
[07:09] ---
Wait a second.
[07:12] ---
What do you want, old man?
[07:14] ---
I already said we're not letting
any adults join the club!
[07:16] ---
Is that right?
[07:18] ---
In that case...
[07:19] ---
...you don't need this, right?
SIGN Child Saucer (Seats 4)
[07:21] ---
A four-seat child saucer.
[07:23] ---
Cool!
SIGN Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper
[07:25] ---
Thinking time!
[07:26] ---
Curry in Yokosuka!
[07:28] ---
Yokohama!
[07:29] ---
Yokosuka! Yokohama!
[07:31] ---
Oh...
[07:32] ---
You're one of us!
[07:33] ---
You made the right choice, brats!
[07:36] ---
Here. You fly it, Commander.
[07:39] ---
Yay!
[07:45] ---
What are you doing?!
[07:46] ---
Let go!
[07:47] ---
You let go!
[07:49] ---
This is mine!
[07:50] ---
Let go of it!
[07:52] ---
Why would it be yours?!
[07:53] ---
You let go of it!
[07:55] ---
I'm the commander!
[07:57] ---
So I get to fly it!
[08:00] ---
What should we do?!
[08:01] ---
Let go! It's mine!
[08:02] ---
Both of you, stop it!
[08:03] ---
You're stubborn!
[08:04] ---
You've been acting stuck up the whole time!
[08:08] ---
I'm the commander! What do you expect?
[08:10] ---
Who decided that?!
[08:12] ---
I'm gonna be the commander!
[08:14] ---
Forget it!
[08:15] ---
If I say I am, then I am!
[08:17] ---
You guys look like two dorks!
[08:20] ---
Since it's come to this,
we'll have a contest to decide
[08:22] ---
who gets to be the leader!
[08:24] ---
A contest?
[08:25] ---
I'm not doing any contest!
[08:27] ---
Because you're afraid of losing!
[08:29] ---
Of course I'm not afraid!
SIGN If you're a man!
[08:31] ---
If you're a man...
[08:32] ---
...you never run away from a challenge.
[08:34] ---
Dad's told you that before!
[08:36] ---
That's right!
[08:40] ---
All right, already!
[08:41] ---
I accept your challenge!
SIGN Everyone's Challenge Finals Five-round Contest
[08:44] ---
Long story short, the kids held a tournament
to decide who was going to be commander.
[08:49] ---
All right,
[08:50] ---
let's start the five-round event
to decide on the commander.
[08:53] ---
Whoever gets three points first is commander.
[08:56] ---
Right!
SIGN Shoe Kickoff
[08:57] ---
Round one. A shoe kickoff.
[09:07] ---
Fuyuki-kun wins!
[09:09] ---
Yeah!
[09:10] ---
It's not over yet!
[09:12] ---
Let's go to round two!
SIGN Hot Bath Endurance!
[09:13] ---
Round two. Enduring a hot bath!
[09:24] ---
Hot!
[09:26] ---
Keroro wins!
SIGN Curry Without Water!
SIGN No water?!
[09:27] ---
Round three. Curry without water!
SIGN Set Meals
SIGN Noodle Dishes
[09:30] ---
Thank you for the food!
[09:36] ---
Spicy!
[09:38] ---
Done!
[09:39] ---
Fuyuki-kun wins!
[09:41] ---
That was spicy...
[09:43] ---
If medium-level spicy makes you
scream, you must be a little kid!
SIGN Muscle Man Eraser Collecting!
[09:48] ---
Round four. Muscle Man Eraser Collecting!
SIGN Keroro
SIGN Fuyuki
[09:56] ---
Keroro-kun wins!
[09:57] ---
By a landslide!
SIGN Willpower Showdown!
[10:00] ---
And now the final round,
a willpower showdown!
SIGN Bull
[10:12] ---
Here I go!
SIGN Bull
[10:16] ---
All right...
[10:24] ---
I thought my heart was gonna stop!
[10:27] ---
Lame!
[10:27] ---
It's mine!
[10:29] ---
No, mine!
[10:30] ---
Let go of it!
[10:31] ---
I was faster!
[10:33] ---
No, I was faster!
[10:35] ---
No, I was!
[10:41] ---
That chain is too long!
[10:49] ---
So Fuyuki, who held the ball to the end,
[10:52] ---
is the commander!
[10:55] ---
Shoot.
[10:57] ---
All right, everyone!
[10:58] ---
I'm the commander!
[11:00] ---
Now let's invade!
[11:02] ---
He seems dependable.
[11:04] ---
I feel sorry for Keroro-kun, though...
[11:07] ---
It's his fault for losing the competition!
SIGN Natsumi
[11:18] ---
It's nice being able to relax
[11:19] ---
when the noisemakers are out...
[11:22] ---
What's going on?!
[11:37] ---
He's incorrigible.
[11:42] ---
Stupid frog!
[11:44] ---
Hey!
[11:46] ---
You can't come in here!
[11:48] ---
Fuyu...ki?
[11:50] ---
Here!
[11:51] ---
Please stay behind this line.
[11:55] ---
Only members are allowed!
[12:00] ---
Cute!
[12:03] ---
What the heck?!
[12:04] ---
But what's going on here?!
[12:07] ---
They can't get back to normal
until the effect wears off.
[12:09] ---
Or, like, effect expires?
[12:13] ---
What do we do next?
[12:15] ---
If you push this button,
[12:16] ---
a super wave cannon will go boom!
[12:19] ---
Wave cannon? What's that?
[12:21] ---
Just push this?
[12:35] ---
That's one Nishizawa family satellite down!
[12:38] ---
Awesome!
[12:42] ---
I can't allow this!
[12:43] ---
If these kids are free to do as they like,
[12:45] ---
it'll cause more mayhem!
[12:47] ---
Hey, Fuyuki...
[12:49] ---
Should we go back upstairs?
[12:51] ---
You go.
[12:53] ---
You little...
[12:56] ---
Then why don't we play
a video game over there?
[12:58] ---
No, thanks.
[12:59] ---
This is more fun!
[13:00] ---
You can have a snack.
[13:03] ---
Shut up, already!
[13:04] ---
Get outta here!
SIGN Snap!
[13:06] ---
"Get outta here"?!
[13:09] ---
Fuyuki! That's enough!
[13:11] ---
You don't wanna make me angry!
[13:19] ---
Sis is mad!
[13:21] ---
Hey... Come on... Don't cry!
[13:25] ---
Incredible.
[13:26] ---
Hinata Natsumi is recoiling.
[13:29] ---
Or, like, little crier?
[13:32] ---
Wimp!
[13:34] ---
Only a wimp cries when
somebody gets mad at him!
[13:37] ---
I wouldn't cry about that.
[13:39] ---
What?!
[13:40] ---
Stupid frog...
[13:41] ---
Jeez...
[13:42] ---
Anybody who thinks crying is the answer...
[13:45] ---
Ow-ow-ow-ow!
[13:48] ---
What was that for?!
[13:49] ---
See? Now you're crying!
[13:51] ---
Because you pinched me!
[13:53] ---
I'll get you back!
[13:55] ---
Come on, you two! Break it up...
[13:55] ---
I didn't pinch you that hard!
[13:58] ---
You wanna fight?!
[13:59] ---
Moron!
[14:00] ---
Knock it off, Keroro!
[14:00] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[14:05] ---
That's it...
[14:08] ---
Stop it right now!
[14:12] ---
Jeez! I won't hold back the next time!
[14:15] ---
Okay...
[14:21] ---
Nyaaa!
[14:22] ---
She got mad at you!
[14:24] ---
But it was your fault, Keroro.
[14:26] ---
Gero?
[14:27] ---
That's right. You teased
him first, Keroro-kun.
[14:30] ---
Yeah!
[14:31] ---
You shouldn't talk to the commander that way!
[14:34] ---
Apologize!
[14:35] ---
Why?! I'm not gonna apologize!
[14:37] ---
Apologize!
[14:38] ---
Forget it!
[14:39] ---
Apologize!
[14:40] ---
I'm not gonna!
[14:41] ---
All right!
[14:42] ---
If you're not gonna apologize,
[14:44] ---
you're fired from the Fuyuki Platoon!
[14:46] ---
Fired?
[14:47] ---
Fine!
[14:49] ---
I quit your stupid Fuyuki Platoon!
[14:53] ---
Hey! Keroro!
[14:56] ---
Keroro-kun...
[14:58] ---
Forget that jerk!
[15:00] ---
Let's get back to the plan!
[15:04] ---
Y-Yeah...
[15:09] ---
First we'll cause trouble for her.
[15:11] ---
And we'll do it...
[15:14] ---
...by eating all the snacks in the house!
[15:17] ---
Yeah!
[15:18] ---
Hey!
[15:20] ---
And getting our clothes all muddy!
[15:23] ---
Yeah!
[15:24] ---
You guys!
[15:26] ---
What are you trying to accomplish?
[15:28] ---
Getting yourselves all filthy...
[15:35] ---
If she gets mad, cry!
[15:37] ---
Come on! Please, don't cry!
[15:43] ---
I'm the one who feels like crying.
[15:45] ---
What can I do to get you to stop?
[15:50] ---
What?
[15:53] ---
You'll stop crying if I buy you
Reckless Reman Chocolate?
[15:57] ---
Jeez...
[15:59] ---
All right, fine!
[16:05] ---
We did it!
[16:07] ---
We drove Sis away!
[16:09] ---
Yay!
[16:12] ---
That was amazing, Fuyuki-kun!
[16:14] ---
Your plan was a success!
[16:17] ---
It was great, right?
[16:18] ---
It feels like things will keep
going smoothly.
[16:20] ---
All right!
[16:21] ---
Let's do our best!
[16:23] ---
Yeah!
[16:25] ---
But...
[16:26] ---
...it would be even better
if Keroro-kun were with us...
[16:32] ---
Sorry...
[16:33] ---
All right, fine.
[16:35] ---
Shall we reinstate him?
[16:39] ---
Yeah!
[16:41] ---
Reinstatement?
[16:42] ---
Not interested.
[16:45] ---
If you want me to come back,
[16:47] ---
you should apologize and ask nicely.
[16:49] ---
H-Hey, Keroro!
[16:51] ---
Even though Fuyuki-kun
said you can come back...
[16:57] ---
I never said I wanna go back.
[17:01] ---
Then never mind!
[17:02] ---
Don't come back!
[17:04] ---
I wasn't gonna!
[17:07] ---
What are you saying?!
[17:08] ---
I misjudged you, Keroro-kun.
[17:10] ---
Let's go, you guys.
[17:12] ---
Y-Yeah...
[17:15] ---
I wasn't even thinking about going back.
[17:21] ---
Hey! Let's use this to invade!
[17:32] ---
Is it okay for a kid to use this
without permission?
[17:35] ---
No problem!
[17:38] ---
But how do you work it?
SIGN Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro
[17:46] ---
What's their problem?
[17:48] ---
Tch!
[17:50] ---
Tama?
[17:51] ---
Did they leave you out?
[17:53] ---
Kero?
[17:54] ---
They didn't especially leave me out!
[17:57] ---
You look lonely.
[17:59] ---
I'm not lonely!
[18:01] ---
I was lonely when you guys kicked
me out of the platoon earlier.
[18:06] ---
The adult says he was "lonely"!
What a loser!
[18:10] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[18:12] ---
Both adults and children alike
can get lonely when they are alone.
[18:18] ---
Kero?
[18:20] ---
An accident?
[18:22] ---
The brats operated a mech without
permission, and now it's out of control.
[18:27] ---
It's a pain, but I'd better save them
before somebody gets hurt.
[18:31] ---
Those guys are clowns.
[18:34] ---
This serves them right.
[18:36] ---
Just deserts!
[18:37] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[18:39] ---
Mr. Sergeant, I am going over there!
[18:49] ---
Help!
[18:54] ---
Stop!
[18:55] ---
Stop!
[18:57] ---
Fuyuki!
[18:58] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[19:06] ---
G-G-G-Giroro-kun...
[19:09] ---
Y-Yeah...
[19:23] ---
Hold on tight!
[19:25] ---
Thank you!
[19:29] ---
Maybe I'll go see just how badly
they're screwing up.
[19:34] ---
Kero!
[19:34] ---
What the?!
[19:45] ---
Kero!
[19:45] ---
Now that's dangerous!
[19:47] ---
Help!
[19:52] ---
Help!
[19:54] ---
Fuyuki-san!
[19:55] ---
Hold on!
[20:02] ---
Fuyuki-san!
[20:03] ---
Fuyuki!
[20:07] ---
Keroro!
[20:08] ---
Fuyuki!
[20:10] ---
Keroro!
[20:15] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[20:17] ---
Sarge!
[20:25] ---
Don't fall!
[20:26] ---
I won't!
[20:30] ---
Take this! Headbutt!
[20:33] ---
Tamama Impact!
[20:46] ---
Only the commander is allowed
to pilot this thing!
[20:50] ---
Cut me some slack. I saved you!
[20:53] ---
All right, I guess.
[20:54] ---
Just this once.
[20:57] ---
So let's get back to invading together.
[21:02] ---
Sure!
[21:04] ---
If you need me that badly...
[21:08] ---
Fuyuki! Are you here?
[21:10] ---
I bought that Reckless Reman Chocolate.
[21:14] ---
Shh!
[21:16] ---
They're taking a nap
after wearing themselves out.
[21:22] ---
Well, I guess it goes to show that kids
aren't cut out to be invaders.
[21:28] ---
No matter where or when,
friends are friends.
[21:31] ---
Like the sergeant and Fuyuki-kun.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
SIGN What?!
[23:08] ---
Bratterling here!
[23:10] ---
You're pretty uppity for a Keronian.
[23:12] ---
I'm from the planet Entourage, by the way.
[23:14] ---
Everyone, listen to my song!
[23:18] ---
Gero!
[23:19] ---
Stop it!
[23:21] ---
That aside...
[23:22] ---
You're pretty uppity for a Keronian.
[23:24] ---
"Tamama: It is Tough Being a Senpai, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
"Natsumi: We Are Boys, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E271 - Tamama: It is Tough Being a Senpai, Sir! / Natsumi: We Are Boys, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
One day.
[01:33] ---
So, believe or not, our Keroro Platoon
[01:36] ---
will be getting a new member, sir!
SIGN A new member?!
[01:39] ---
A new member?!
[01:41] ---
Which means...
[01:43] ---
Tama?
[01:44] ---
Tamama-dono, you will be
getting a kouhai!
[01:49] ---
I have been the lowest-ranked in the
Keroro Platoon all this time...
SIGN Kouhai (Junior)
[01:53] ---
And finally...
[01:55] ---
Finally...
[01:57] ---
...I will have a kouhai!
[01:59] ---
And so, here's our new member!
[02:08] ---
Recruit Joriri, sir!
SIGN Joriri
[02:19] ---
Tamama: It is Tough Being a Senpai, Sir!
[02:24] ---
What do you mean
our new member is Joriri?!
SIGN Fumble Fumble
[02:27] ---
Well, uh, the thing about that is...
SIGN Reception
[02:30] ---
He joined the line for new
applicants to the Keron Army,
[02:33] ---
mistaking it for some scramble-brained
ramen store or something.
[02:36] ---
And he just ended up getting
registered, apparently, sir.
[02:40] ---
How... how... irresponsible...
[02:43] ---
And what are the odds that he would
end up a member of our platoon?
[02:46] ---
More to the point, why is it Joriri again?
SIGN Heavy atmosphere
[02:50] ---
W-Well... yeah, I know...
[02:52] ---
Let's just do the introductions, okay?
[02:54] ---
Recruit Joriri.
[02:58] ---
Do you know the phrase
"savor every moment"?
[03:01] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[03:03] ---
If you find some food,
take in the whole flavor!
[03:06] ---
Wrong, of course.
SIGN Increasingly heeeeeavy atmosphere
SIGN Assignment Order
[03:11] ---
S-Sooooo...
[03:13] ---
Responsibility for taking care of Joriri...
SIGN Give the job to this guy!
SIGN Bingo
[03:16] ---
...belongs to this guy!
[03:19] ---
I... I am still not mature...
[03:21] ---
I do not think I could look after a junior...
[03:23] ---
Like hell I'm looking after Joriri.
[03:26] ---
Well, good luck, Tamama.
[03:28] ---
It is in your hands.
[03:29] ---
Thanks a lot!
[03:31] ---
Or, like, saying likewise?
[03:38] ---
Glad to be working with you!
[03:41] ---
I can't believe Joriri of
all people is my kouhai...
[03:44] ---
I wonder if I will be able to handle this...
[03:46] ---
Ra-ri-ru-re-ro.
[03:50] ---
No, I must not become discouraged!
[03:52] ---
I must show him my authority as a senpai!
[03:58] ---
Starting today, as your senpai, I will be
training you up into a worthy Keron Army soldier!
SIGN Guts
[04:03] ---
Recruit Joriri!
Listen closely to what I am saying!
[04:07] ---
Do not yawn in front of your senpai!
[04:10] ---
You are in the army!
Here, we are strict about rank!
[04:13] ---
You will speak politely to your senpai!
[04:14] ---
Your replies will be
"Yes, sir!" or "No, sir!"
[04:16] ---
Do you understand?!
[04:19] ---
Do you know the phrase "seniority system"?
SIGN Seniority System
[04:22] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[04:24] ---
The older the singer, the further
to the front on Red and White.
SIGN Senpai
[04:29] ---
You are speaking down to me already?!
[04:32] ---
All right then, recruit,
[04:33] ---
your first jobs will be
miscellaneous drudgery.
[04:37] ---
Memorize the layout of this base.
[04:40] ---
Sure, sure.
[04:41] ---
This is the spa.
[04:43] ---
Clean it every morning.
[04:45] ---
This is the nurse's office.
[04:47] ---
You have to listen to what
Chief Nurse Pururu wants.
[04:49] ---
No, seriously, why is it Joriri again?
[04:53] ---
This is Mr. Sergeant's
burn-up Gundam model room.
[04:56] ---
And this is... uh...
[04:59] ---
Um... was this a massage room?
[05:01] ---
Um...
[05:03] ---
And this one... huh?
[05:05] ---
What was this for again?
[05:07] ---
Oh, this is a tea room.
SIGN Sluurrrrrrrp
[05:10] ---
Tama!
[05:12] ---
A billiards room!
[05:14] ---
And this is the noodle-making factory.
[05:15] ---
Why do we have one of those in the base?
[05:18] ---
No, wait, why do you know more
about this base than me?!
[05:21] ---
Do you know the phrase
"three years on the rock"?
[05:25] ---
Basically, it's like this.
SIGN Three years on the rock
[05:27] ---
The pickle pressing stone in the cupboard
has about three years' worth of dust on it.
[05:31] ---
You make no sense.
[05:33] ---
None at all.
SIGN Senpai —>
SIGN This is humiliating
I cannot take any more
This is unfair
Shame
Why am I the only
[05:34] ---
His impudent speech...
[05:36] ---
His greater knowledge than his senpai...
SIGN Senpai
[05:38] ---
This guy is cocky for a kouhai!
[05:42] ---
Fine, then I'll make things
hard as hell for you, eh?
[05:45] ---
Make it absolutely spotless!
[05:47] ---
Polish it so much, I can lick it!
[05:50] ---
Keep the quantity down for late-night snacks!
[05:52] ---
And sweet tooths forever!
[05:55] ---
Tamari!
[05:56] ---
Working him this hard is enough
to cheer even me up, eh?
[06:00] ---
The toilet was even cleaner than normal!
[06:03] ---
I normally pass on sweet stuff
for late-night snacks,
[06:06] ---
but yesterday's wasn't half bad.
[06:08] ---
Well!
[06:09] ---
My Gundam model collection
[06:11] ---
looked so clean, I almost didn't recognize it!
[06:14] ---
Or, like, feeling refreshed?
SIGN Praise Praise
[06:16] ---
Well, Recruit Joriri!
[06:18] ---
You are pretty good, sir!
[06:20] ---
Makes it obvious how much
Tamama-senpai was slacking off.
[06:26] ---
Excuse me a moment.
[06:28] ---
I've run out of some medical supplies.
[06:30] ---
Could you go buy them for me?
[06:32] ---
Tamama!
[06:33] ---
Take Joriri with you to
Alien Town, would you, eh?
[06:36] ---
I do not want to be stuck
with him any longer!
[06:42] ---
Hey.
[06:43] ---
Are you sure about that?
[06:47] ---
Kouhai are always impudent at first.
[06:51] ---
Acting big will not get them to follow you.
[06:54] ---
Then what should I do?!
[06:56] ---
Take pride in being a senpai
of the Keroro Platoon.
[07:00] ---
If you don't forget that,
I'm sure you will be fine.
[07:05] ---
Pride?
[07:08] ---
Okay, listen up.
[07:10] ---
This is where you buy the things
Chief Nurse Pururu asks you for.
[07:14] ---
Uh huh...
SIGN Snap
[07:15] ---
You are too cheeky for a kouhai!
[07:18] ---
Oh! It's the Keronians!
[07:20] ---
Tama?
[07:21] ---
Bratterling!
[07:23] ---
What a pest to meet at a time like this...
[07:26] ---
Green guy not with you today?
[07:29] ---
The green guy is not here, correct.
[07:31] ---
That so?
[07:32] ---
Hand that over, then.
[07:34] ---
I'm gonna buy it!
[07:35] ---
Ahh! That is the last one!
[07:38] ---
What? You got a problem with that?
[07:39] ---
You are cheeky for a Keronian.
[07:42] ---
What's yours is mine!
[07:44] ---
And what's mine is mine.
[07:46] ---
Ahh, fine, stuff it.
[07:47] ---
Turning around and going home
is the best plan here.
[07:52] ---
Hey! You guys!
[07:54] ---
Do you know the phrase
"victory goes to the swift"?
[07:58] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[08:00] ---
Throw late in Rock-Paper-Scissors,
and that's a penalty loss.
[08:04] ---
Who do you think you are?
[08:06] ---
Try making a little sense!
[08:08] ---
What is Joriri doing?!
[08:11] ---
Ugh... I do not want to get
dragged into trouble...
[08:15] ---
He brought this on himself.
[08:17] ---
I will ignore it all.
[08:19] ---
Even if you accidentally throw paper after
saying "first is always rock," have pride!
[08:24] ---
Take pride in being a senpai
of the Keroro Platoon.
[08:31] ---
Will you shut up already?!
[08:34] ---
Get lost!
[08:37] ---
Get your hands off my kouhai!
[08:51] ---
S-Senpai, I hurt all over...
[08:59] ---
Huh?
[09:01] ---
Is he... uh...
[09:03] ---
...strong...?
[09:13] ---
Joriri!
[09:15] ---
You okay?
[09:16] ---
I am fine!
[09:18] ---
This is nothing for a se—
[09:21] ---
Do you know the phrase "you forget
the heat once it's down your throat"?
[09:25] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[09:27] ---
A croquette can only burn you
on the roof of your mouth.
[09:31] ---
As usual, I cannot tell what you are saying.
[09:37] ---
Joriri was discharged?
[09:38] ---
Well, yeah.
[09:40] ---
He said, y'know, that it doesn't suit him.
[09:43] ---
And the army realized their mistake.
[09:46] ---
That idiot!
[09:47] ---
We were finally getting along!
[09:50] ---
Ah! Private Tamama!
SIGN Sluurrrrrrrp
[09:52] ---
How could he leave without saying anything?!
[09:55] ---
Joriri!
[09:57] ---
Tama?
[10:00] ---
Heya.
[10:01] ---
What?!
[10:03] ---
J-Joriri?
SIGN Oohashi Construction
[10:08] ---
Yo, senpai!
[10:10] ---
He may have left the Keroro Platoon,
but Joriri is still in their base.
[10:15] ---
And from this day onwards,
he will call Tamama "senpai."
[10:19] ---
Do you know the phrase
"savor every moment"?
[10:22] ---
Well? Senpai?
[10:24] ---
But he's just talking down to him.
[10:34] ---
Sudden question,
[10:35] ---
but have any of you ever felt
jealous of the other gender?
[10:40] ---
Hey, I found another delicious
cake shop the other day.
[10:43] ---
Want to go together?
[10:45] ---
Oh, definitely!
[10:46] ---
What about you, Natsumi?
[10:47] ---
I'm in charge of dinner tonight,
[10:49] ---
so I have to go home
and start that, unfortunately.
[10:52] ---
Sorry. You two go on your own, okay?
[10:59] ---
Saburo-senpa—!
[11:00] ---
And it was really good.
[11:02] ---
Wow. Lend it to me sometime.
[11:05] ---
Ah, I've already got dibs.
[11:07] ---
Fine, after you then.
[11:09] ---
Okay.
[11:10] ---
That's rare, to see Saburo-senpai
with other boys.
[11:15] ---
They probably have more fun
when it's just boys, right?
[11:18] ---
Yeah.
[11:23] ---
Natsumi: We Are Boys, Sir!
[11:29] ---
Gero gerori.
[11:30] ---
Today's operation will be...
[11:32] ---
...this!
[11:34] ---
What is that?
[11:36] ---
Get a load of this: it is the...
[11:38] ---
..."We Are Boys" Cannon!
[11:40] ---
It is a formidable new weapon that
changes girls into boys, sir!
SIGN Ikenai Taiyou... ♪
[11:44] ---
Ohh! Ikemen Paradise!
SIGN Other
[11:47] ---
This thing will change all the
girls throughout Pekopon into boys,
[11:51] ---
What's "Other"?
SIGN Girls Wiped Out
[11:52] ---
accelerate the decline in the birth rate...
[11:54] ---
Uhhh, "Other"?
[11:57] ---
That's a drawn-out operation.
[11:59] ---
But with it we can definitely invade, sir!
[12:02] ---
About how many years will that take?
[12:05] ---
Uhh...
[12:08] ---
It says "Lasts for three hours" on it.
SIGN Lasts for 3 hours
[12:11] ---
Three piddling hours?!
[12:13] ---
What, you have a complaint
or something, Kekkero-kun?
[12:16] ---
Give me money for it, then!
[12:18] ---
Grrrrr! Everyone wants money!
[12:23] ---
Gero.
[12:24] ---
Again...
[12:24] ---
...he put his...
[12:25] ---
...foot in it.
SIGN Hey!!
[12:34] ---
It must be nice being a boy.
[12:36] ---
They can be friends with Saburo-senpai
without worrying about anything.
[12:39] ---
He didn't even notice me.
SIGN GO! GO! GO!
[12:49] ---
I'm home!
[12:55] ---
I'm covered in sweat!
[12:57] ---
Think I'll have a shower...
[13:01] ---
Huh?
[13:02] ---
Whah?! Whah?!
[13:07] ---
What is this?!
[13:08] ---
When did I turn into a boy?!
[13:13] ---
Don't tell me I've got...
SIGN Gyaaaaaaaaaaa!
[13:22] ---
What is this?!
[13:23] ---
What's going on?!
[13:25] ---
What's wrong, Sis?
[13:29] ---
Uhh, I...
[13:31] ---
This is...
[13:32] ---
Sorry, wrong room!
[13:34] ---
No, it isn't!
[13:35] ---
Come back, Fuyuki!
[13:38] ---
You are useless in these
situations, little bro...
[13:42] ---
But!
[13:43] ---
This is without doubt his doing!
[13:46] ---
Kero kero kero...
[13:50] ---
Sh...
[13:51] ---
She comes!
[13:52] ---
At that moment, Sergeant Keroro
felt the greatest bloodlust of the century!
SIGN Please don't look for me.
Keroro
[14:04] ---
Please don't look for me.
[14:06] ---
Keroro.
[14:10] ---
Where did he go?!
[14:18] ---
Don't move!
[14:19] ---
Who're you?!
[14:20] ---
It's me, me!
[14:23] ---
Me...?
SIGN Whaaaaat?!
[14:26] ---
Whaaaaat?!
[14:28] ---
Natsumi is a boy...
[14:29] ---
Boy is a Natsumi...
[14:31] ---
Natsumi is a boy...
[14:32] ---
Corporal Giroro: over capacity, down and out!
SIGN Down and out...
[14:37] ---
Geez...
[14:38] ---
What has your brain blown up for?
[14:40] ---
Natsumi-saaaan!
[14:43] ---
Don't startle me like that...
[14:45] ---
That's not Natsumi-san!
[14:48] ---
S-Sorry!
[14:52] ---
Ahh! Wait— Why are you running away?!
[14:56] ---
Wait a moment!
[14:59] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[15:01] ---
Oww!
[15:02] ---
Are you okay?
[15:03] ---
Yeah, I'm f—
[15:09] ---
S-Saburo-senpai!
[15:14] ---
What do I do?!
[15:20] ---
If I can pass myself off as a boy...
[15:23] ---
...I could get to know Saburo-senpai.
[15:25] ---
I haven't seen you before.
[15:27] ---
Do you live around here?
[15:28] ---
Ahh, umm, I...
[15:30] ---
Er, that is, I...
[15:32] ---
I've only just moved here, and, uh...
[15:35] ---
...I'm a bit lost!
[15:37] ---
Huh, really?
[15:38] ---
Okay.
[15:39] ---
Want me to show you around?
[15:42] ---
What?! Really?!
[15:45] ---
Huh, for real?
[15:47] ---
Well, I'm killing time right now, anyway.
[15:49] ---
I'm Saburo.
[15:51] ---
I... I'm Natsu... Natsu...
[15:54] ---
Natsuo.
[15:55] ---
Nice to meet you.
[15:56] ---
Saburo-senpai's hand!
SIGN Chills
[15:57] ---
Saburo-senpai!
[16:00] ---
Meanwhile.
[16:01] ---
Gero?!
[16:02] ---
Lady Natsumi?!
[16:03] ---
Y-Yeah.
[16:05] ---
Sh-She was a boy.
[16:08] ---
She is mad for sure.
[16:09] ---
Oh, crap.
[16:10] ---
What the crap do I do...
this is seriously serious...
[16:15] ---
I sometimes come to this arcade to play
games with the other guys from my class.
[16:19] ---
Oh, cool!
[16:21] ---
I always buy my clothes here.
[16:23] ---
They look good, huh?
[16:25] ---
Oh, yeah, that's freaking sweet!
SIGN
[16:31] ---
That ramen place is pretty good.
[16:34] ---
Cool.
[16:35] ---
He's taking me places
I've never been before...
[16:38] ---
And we're totally natural together!
[16:40] ---
It might be more fun being a boy!
[16:45] ---
Ah! A cake shop!
[16:47] ---
Let's check it out!
[16:49] ---
Huh? Just you and me?
[16:51] ---
Huh?
[16:52] ---
Is that... weird?
[16:54] ---
Eh, I don't mind. Pretty unusual, though!
[16:57] ---
I-Is it?
[16:59] ---
Maybe you're right.
[17:05] ---
That's unusual...
[17:07] ---
What?
[17:08] ---
Everyone's staring at us.
[17:10] ---
Is it that weird for two guys
to go into a cake shop?
[17:15] ---
What's going on?
[17:17] ---
That person... he's a boy,
but he has Natsumi-san's scent.
[17:24] ---
Koyu—
[17:26] ---
Ah... Hey, guys!
[17:29] ---
Geh!
[17:30] ---
Yayoi and Satsuki!
[17:31] ---
Saburo-senpai!
[17:33] ---
Isn't Natsumi-chan with you?
[17:35] ---
She said she had to go home today.
[17:38] ---
Oh, right! I have to get back!
[17:40] ---
Huh, is that so...
[17:42] ---
Hey, why don't you line up with us?
[17:45] ---
Oh, we couldn't intrude!
[17:48] ---
It's fine, it's fine.
[17:49] ---
It would've felt a bit weird for just us
two guys to go in alone, anyway.
[17:53] ---
What d'you think?
[17:53] ---
Huh? Y-Yeah...
[17:55] ---
Sure...
[18:00] ---
What is this?
[18:02] ---
This... awkward atmosphere...
[18:04] ---
He's Natsuo-kun.
[18:06] ---
We only just met.
[18:08] ---
N-Nice to meet ya.
[18:10] ---
H-Hello.
[18:12] ---
It's nice to meet you...
[18:14] ---
So you both like cakes, huh?
[18:16] ---
Do you come here often?
[18:18] ---
No... not very often...
[18:20] ---
Umm...
[18:21] ---
I'm on a diet, so...
[18:23] ---
What are they lying for?!
[18:25] ---
Why don't they just talk like normal?!
[18:29] ---
Natsuo-kun, you're too assertive.
They don't know how to respond!
[18:33] ---
I... I wasn't trying to...
[18:39] ---
This is soooo awful...
[18:42] ---
This strawberry is so delicious!
[18:44] ---
You like it?
[18:45] ---
Go on, have mine.
[18:47] ---
Are you sure?!
[18:48] ---
Thank you very much!
[18:58] ---
All right, I'll give you mine.
[19:00] ---
Thank you!
[19:02] ---
I feel like I've lost out!
[19:05] ---
Okay, we'll leave you here.
[19:07] ---
Thanks for walking us home!
[19:12] ---
That was so tiring... I had to
watch myself the whole time...
[19:15] ---
Okay, so, I'm this way.
[19:17] ---
Ah... Right... Sure. See you!
[19:20] ---
See you, Natsuo-kun!
[19:28] ---
Oh, right...
[19:30] ---
He won't walk me home if I'm a boy.
SIGN Stop
[19:37] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[19:40] ---
Wait... I said wait!
[19:46] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[19:47] ---
Wait!
[19:59] ---
Natsumi-san!
[20:03] ---
I'm back to normal...
[20:07] ---
You do smell the same.
[20:09] ---
Were you the boy I've been seeing?
[20:13] ---
Well, yeah...
[20:15] ---
Natsumi-san, did you...
want to become a boy?!
[20:19] ---
You must be joking!
[20:20] ---
I much prefer being a girl.
[20:22] ---
Of course you do!
[20:24] ---
Hey, Koyuki-chan! Give me some space!
[20:30] ---
No punishment?
SIGN Preparations for midnight vanishing act
[20:32] ---
Yep.
[20:33] ---
At first I was thinking of
all the things I'd do to you.
[20:36] ---
But it's fine.
[20:37] ---
I'll give you a pass on this one.
[20:39] ---
Phew...
[20:40] ---
That's a relief, madam!
[20:42] ---
I thought I wouldn't be able to
stay on Pekopon any more, madam!
[20:46] ---
In fact, if you ever want to become
a boy again, just tell me, madam!
[20:50] ---
Very funny.
[20:52] ---
Natsumi-chan was cool as a boy,
[20:54] ---
but she really is best as a girl.
[20:58] ---
Natsumi!
[21:02] ---
What is that for?
[21:03] ---
I am fine with you being a man.
[21:06] ---
That way will lead to a stronger and less
reserved rivalry on the battlefield, after all.
[21:10] ---
Now...
[21:11] ---
...follow me!
SIGN Soft Soft
[21:20] ---
Ahh... thanks.
SIGN Girl
[21:23] ---
No... I...
[21:32] ---
Ah, he ran!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Hey, everyone, it's been a while!
[23:09] ---
I am Uetsu Toru, the freelance reporter!
SIGN Love
[23:12] ---
To protect this Earth,
[23:13] ---
I always have a secret eye
on the invader Sergeant Keroro!
[23:16] ---
Anyone out there, please call me
when you find yourself in trouble!
[23:19] ---
Weeeeeeet!
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:22] ---
I'm out of jokes!
[23:23] ---
"Wettle King Versus 556, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"The Three Great Monsters:
The Littlest Showdown on Pekopon, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E272 - Wettle King Versus 556, Sir! / The Three Great Monsters: The Littlest Showdown on Pekopon, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:42] ---
His name is Uetsu Toru.
SIGN Freelance Reporter
Uetsu Toru
[01:44] ---
His occupation: freelance reporter.
[01:47] ---
And...
[01:48] ---
...his true identity:
[01:50] ---
Previously made from a slug
by Sergeant Keroro,
[01:53] ---
and awakened to a heart
of justice, our hero...
SIGN Wettle King
[01:56] ---
...Wettle King!
[02:00] ---
Wait, weren't his appearances
normally during the rainy season?
[02:04] ---
Yeah, that's the thing...
[02:11] ---
This summer sun is...
[02:16] ---
...too intense for me...
[02:23] ---
S-Someone... get me water...
[02:27] ---
Toru-san?
[02:29] ---
Y-You're...
[02:33] ---
T-Toru-san!
[02:38] ---
Wettle King Versus 556, Sir!
[02:50] ---
Thank you...
[02:51] ---
...for saving me.
[02:53] ---
O-Oh, no...
[02:55] ---
So this is your room?
SIGN Water
[02:58] ---
Looks like you've totally settled in
to the human lifestyle.
[03:03] ---
No...
[03:04] ---
I am still a slug.
[03:07] ---
Actually, just the other day
I collapsed just like that.
[03:12] ---
It was just as hot as today.
I couldn't stand it.
[03:19] ---
And what do you want from us, ma'am?
[03:21] ---
I'm sorry for calling you
all out in this heat.
[03:25] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[03:27] ---
Keroro! Listen closely!
[03:29] ---
Right now, I am... under attack!
[03:32] ---
Gero?
[03:32] ---
Under attack?
[03:34] ---
I am well-known as a space detective!
[03:38] ---
It is my lot as a hero to
face attack by evildoers!
[03:42] ---
I am an embarrassment of a hero.
[03:45] ---
To collapse not once, but twice...
[03:47] ---
And then what happened?
[03:49] ---
Someone saved me, just like today.
[03:52] ---
A passer-by.
[03:54] ---
She...
[03:56] ---
...did her utmost to nurse me back to health.
[03:59] ---
She gave me a bottle of water,
[04:02] ---
and placed a wet handkerchief
on my forehead.
[04:05] ---
But...
[04:07] ---
But I was only barely conscious,
and my mind was hazy.
[04:10] ---
I couldn't say a single word of thanks.
[04:13] ---
I... want to thank her.
[04:16] ---
I don't know who she is, where she's from,
[04:19] ---
or where she lives.
[04:21] ---
I don't know a single thing about her.
[04:23] ---
So you want us to pin down who's after
556 and lend a hand in beating him?
[04:32] ---
Why do I have to do that kind of—
[04:35] ---
Let me be clear!
[04:36] ---
Gero?!
[04:37] ---
The reason I am under attack...
is your fault, Keroro!
[04:42] ---
You want to thank her,
but you have no clues... hmm...
[04:46] ---
Can you describe her?
[04:49] ---
Hm? R-Right...
[04:51] ---
She was...
[04:53] ---
...wearing long boots...
[04:55] ---
...had frilly clothes on...
[04:57] ---
...and antennae on the top of her head...
[04:59] ---
A-Antennae?
[05:01] ---
Anything else?
[05:04] ---
Sh-She was very charming.
[05:08] ---
Charming?!
[05:09] ---
So this was an attractive woman?!
[05:12] ---
Y-Yeah...
[05:13] ---
Wh-What do you mean it's my fault
you're under attack, sir?
[05:20] ---
You and I are childhood friends!
[05:23] ---
Aren't we?!
[05:24] ---
Y-Yes, we are... yes, we are...
[05:26] ---
That is why the one who is after me...
[05:28] ---
...intends to take me prisoner!
[05:31] ---
To lure you all out!
[05:33] ---
What?!
[05:34] ---
Take 556-dono prisoner...
[05:36] ---
...and lure us out?
[05:38] ---
Is there an enemy so underhanded?
[05:40] ---
Of course not! How ridiculous!
[05:43] ---
Yup.
[05:46] ---
So, about how old was this woman?
[05:51] ---
U-Uh...
[05:52] ---
Umm...
[05:55] ---
Toru-san?
[05:59] ---
Toru-san!
[06:00] ---
M-My chest...
[06:02] ---
What's wrong?
[06:03] ---
Are you okay?
[06:04] ---
My heart is...
[06:06] ---
...like...
[06:07] ---
..fluttering...
[06:08] ---
Fluttering?
[06:09] ---
Yes...
[06:10] ---
Like my heart is caught in a vice grip.
[06:13] ---
And I'm...
[06:14] ---
...filled with peace...
[06:16] ---
C-Could it be?!
[06:20] ---
I knew it!
[06:22] ---
Toru-san, you're in love!
[06:24] ---
With that person!
[06:26] ---
L-Love?
[06:28] ---
Yes! Love!
[06:30] ---
I'm positive!
SIGN Love
[06:32] ---
Love!
[06:34] ---
That can't be...
[06:36] ---
I can't be in love!
[06:37] ---
It's natural to develop feelings for someone!
[06:41] ---
It's not weird at all!
[06:42] ---
Feelings for someone...
[06:45] ---
You're saying I have feelings for her?
[06:49] ---
No...
[06:50] ---
Even if that is the case,
[06:52] ---
I don't have the right to
develop feelings for someone.
[06:55] ---
I have no right to love.
[06:57] ---
I was made from a slug.
[06:59] ---
Love doesn't discriminate
between people and slugs!
[07:02] ---
We're all living beings!
[07:04] ---
And you're quite good-looking, after all!
[07:07] ---
B-But...
[07:08] ---
Anyway, let's go looking for her!
[07:11] ---
You have to meet her, thank her,
and tell her how you feel!
[07:15] ---
Come on, stand up, stand up!
[07:17] ---
Okay. I'll be back later, okay, brother?
[07:20] ---
I'm going to be late for my job!
[07:23] ---
Yeah! Take care!
[07:24] ---
Come on, quick, quick!
[07:26] ---
N-No...
[07:27] ---
Wait...
SIGN Antennae
[07:30] ---
Antennae.
[07:32] ---
I-It's her!
[07:33] ---
She's right there!
[07:36] ---
What are you freezing up for?!
[07:38] ---
You have to hurry!
[07:42] ---
Gero?!
[07:42] ---
Lavie!
[07:44] ---
You!
[07:46] ---
The one who is after me!
[07:48] ---
So you would assault Lavie instead of me!
[07:51] ---
Unforgivable!
[07:56] ---
St-Stop!
[07:57] ---
Brother!
[07:59] ---
Gero!
[08:00] ---
556 and Wettle King!
[08:02] ---
Ah!
[08:03] ---
Sarge!
[08:03] ---
Gero!
[08:04] ---
Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
[08:06] ---
C-Come to think of it...
[08:08] ---
556 and the first-generation Wettle King...
SIGN Uetsu
SIGN 556
Lavie
[08:12] ---
...were neighbors in the same apartment!
[08:17] ---
Long boots...
[08:18] ---
Frills...
[08:19] ---
Antennae...
[08:21] ---
The one Toru-san is in love with is...
[08:23] ---
...Lavie-san?
[08:24] ---
You!
[08:25] ---
Please stop, stop!
[08:26] ---
Unforgivable!
[08:28] ---
Please stop, brother!
[08:29] ---
That's...!
SIGN Viper
[08:30] ---
Shut up, gara!
[08:32] ---
You are a neighborhood nuisance, gara!
[08:36] ---
Suspicious neighbor!
SIGN Mecha Viper
T-600
[08:37] ---
Mecha Viper T-600!
[08:39] ---
Gero!
[08:40] ---
Viper!
[08:41] ---
Why are you here?
SIGN Viper
[08:42] ---
Why?
[08:44] ---
Because I live here, why else, gara?
SIGN 556
Lavie
[08:49] ---
Not only Wettle King,
[08:51] ---
but also Viper,
living under the same roof...
[08:53] ---
What a pain.
[08:54] ---
I was planning to take your childhood
friend Space Detective 556 prisoner,
[09:00] ---
and lure you guys out, gara!
[09:02] ---
However!
[09:03] ---
That is no longer necessary, gara!
[09:12] ---
That's so mean!
[09:14] ---
Snake-kun!
[09:16] ---
See that?
[09:17] ---
My somewhat powered-up strength!
[09:20] ---
Gara gara gara!
[09:22] ---
Hold it!
[09:25] ---
Curse you, evildoer!
[09:26] ---
How dare you do that to Keroro?
SIGN Adhesion
[09:28] ---
Adhesion!
[09:39] ---
Space Detective...
SIGN Space Detective 556
[09:43] ---
...556!
[09:48] ---
Wettle...
[09:49] ---
...Change!
[09:50] [SONG] ---
Stickily echoing around the galaxy.
[09:56] [SONG] ---
Fight, run, stick to things!
[10:00] [SONG] ---
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[10:03] [SONG] ---
Wettle King!
SIGN Wettle King
[10:04] ---
Weeeeeettt!
[10:06] ---
Who the heck is this slippery customer?
[10:09] ---
Grosses me out even looking at him!
[10:11] ---
Brother!
[10:14] ---
Lavie! Stay away!
[10:15] ---
You're open!
[10:23] ---
Brother!
[10:25] ---
Wet...
[10:26] ---
You're next, gara!
[10:29] ---
Wettle...
[10:30] ---
...Missile Might!
[10:33] ---
Weeeeet!
[10:37] ---
Gara?
[10:39] ---
Weeeeeet...
[10:44] ---
Hah! It has no effect on me whatso—
[10:49] ---
Wh-What the heck?
[10:52] ---
Weeeettle!
[10:53] ---
I... I'm melting!
[10:55] ---
Gara gara!
[10:57] ---
Weeeetttle!
[10:58] [SONG] ---
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[10:59] ---
And so the brave actions of Wettle King
[11:02] ---
chased Viper away!
[11:09] ---
Th-Thank you for saving me the other day.
[11:13] ---
Y-You're very welcome...
[11:16] ---
I-It's a surprise that we
were neighbors, isn't it?
[11:20] ---
Y-Yes...
[11:22] ---
I-If it's possible,
[11:24] ---
maybe this could be the start of...
[11:26] ---
Umm...
[11:29] ---
Ah! Oh, no!
[11:30] ---
I'm going to be late for work!
[11:32] ---
Toru-san, I'll see you later!
[11:39] ---
Go for it, Toru-san!
[11:41] ---
We'll cheer you on!
[11:43] ---
Toru learned of the thing called "love"
as a proper member of society.
[11:47] ---
His heart began to burn
a bright sunset crimson.
[11:51] ---
Don't let yourself be beaten, Toru!
[11:53] ---
Change! Our Wettle King!
SIGN The Three Great Monsters:
SIGN The Littlest Showdown On Pekopon,
SIGN Sir.
[12:16] ---
Hot...
[12:19] ---
It's so hot I might die, sir.
[12:23] ---
Juice...
[12:24] ---
I want some nice, cold juice, sir.
[12:28] ---
Scoop... scoop...
[12:32] ---
But first I must rehydrate.
[12:35] ---
At this rate... I will collapse again...
[12:39] ---
The homeless life is tough, gara.
[12:42] ---
My throat is parched, gara.
SIGN All 100 yen
[12:52] ---
Oh! Manna from heaven!
[12:54] ---
I've found an oasis, sir!
[12:56] ---
And they're all 100 yen!
[12:58] ---
Gero!
[13:16] ---
Don't move, Wettle King!
[13:18] ---
Don't move, Mecha Viper!
[13:21] ---
Don't move, Keronian!
[13:23] ---
The slightest movement,
[13:25] ---
and I'll throw this salt...
[13:26] ---
I'll transform...
[13:28] ---
I'll blast this gun...
[13:29] ---
...and melt you...
[13:30] ---
...and make you pay...
[13:32] ---
...and give you an afro...
[13:33] ---
...so help me!
[13:39] ---
I... I could throw this salt,
[13:41] ---
and chase off Wettle King...
[13:44] ---
...but then Mecha Viper would be freed up,
[13:47] ---
and I would be shot, sir!
[13:50] ---
I could transform and
douse Mecha Viper in acid,
[13:52] ---
and chase off Mecha Viper that way,
[13:56] ---
but then Sergeant Keroro would be freed up,
[13:58] ---
and I would get salted!
[14:01] ---
Darn it...
[14:02] ---
I could blast my gun and
finish off that Keronian,
[14:06] ---
but then that dumb slug would be freed up,
[14:08] ---
and I would get melted, gara!
[14:12] ---
I... I can't move...
[14:27] ---
Hey! Stupid frog!
[14:29] ---
Gero?
[14:30] ---
I thought you were taking too long to finish
that errand, and look where I find you!
[14:34] ---
What are you doing in a place like this?!
[14:37] ---
It looks like they're
in a three-way deadlock!
[14:41] ---
Three-way deadlock?
[14:43] ---
What's that?
[14:44] ---
Look, I don't care!
[14:46] ---
Hurry up and come home!
[14:48] ---
Let's go, Fuyuki.
[14:50] ---
O-Okay.
[14:54] ---
W-We're in a three-way deadlock?
SIGN Three-way deadlock
[14:59] ---
The frog fears being eaten by the snake,
SIGN Three-way deadlock
[15:03] ---
the snake fears being melted by the slug,
SIGN Three-way deadlock
[15:08] ---
and the slug fears being eaten by the frog...
SIGN Three-way deadlock
[15:14] ---
And none of them can move at all.
[15:20] ---
Three-way deadlock, my foot, gara.
[15:22] ---
I'm not a snake, I'm Viper, gara!
[15:26] ---
I may have once been a slug,
[15:28] ---
but not anymore!
[15:30] ---
I resent being treated as a frog, sir!
[15:34] ---
As if something like this
could leave me immobile.
SIGN Three-way deadlock
[15:57] ---
Yoshiokadaira from the Momoka Bodyguard!
[16:01] ---
Damn you, making it look so good!
[16:04] ---
Yoshiokadaira!
[16:06] ---
Acquire supplies immediately!
[16:08] ---
Roger!
SIGN Available
[16:15] ---
He has been sent out on an errand, sir.
SIGN Sold Out
SIGN Available
SIGN Sold Out
SIGN Available
SIGN Available
SIGN Sold Out
[16:30] ---
G-Gero!
[16:31] ---
D-Don't tell me he plans to keep buying
until that vending machine is empty, sir?
[16:36] ---
Stop, sir!
[16:45] ---
There we go.
[16:50] [SONG] ---
Running errands is... not an easy job...
SIGN Sold Out Sold Out Sold Out Available
[17:07] ---
Somehow they didn't all sell out, sir...
SIGN All 100 yen
[17:11] ---
Geez! They didn't need to
use this machine, did they?!
[17:13] ---
The Nishizawa Group could have
bought a whole juice factory!
[17:23] ---
M-My throat... is so dry...
[17:27] ---
Quickly... Quickly... I need hydration...
[17:30] ---
But to do that,
[17:32] ---
I have to get out of this situation
as soon as possible!
[17:35] ---
If I don't... the drinks
will once again be...
[17:54] ---
I found a hundred yen!
[17:58] ---
No, brother!
[18:00] ---
We have to deliver money
we find to the police box!
[18:03] ---
What?
[18:04] ---
The police box!
[18:05] ---
Okay, Lavie!
[18:14] ---
Staaare...
[18:17] ---
Ah! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[18:19] ---
I'm so sorry my brother almost
used the money he picked up!
[18:21] ---
I'm so sorry!
[18:24] ---
Brother, wait!
[18:40] ---
J-Juice...
[18:44] ---
I really can't take any more...
[18:50] ---
My head is spinning, gara...
SIGN Available
SIGN Sold Out
[18:55] ---
P-Private Tamama...
[18:58] ---
Shaky-shaky!
[18:59] ---
Shaky-shaky! Shaky-shaky!
[19:01] ---
Time to open.
[19:03] ---
Yahoo!
[19:18] ---
Are they... doing this on purpose?!
[19:21] ---
Heavens! A vending machine
in a place like this!
[19:26] ---
Nin!
[19:30] ---
I will drink with gratitude!
[19:36] ---
That was refreshing.
[19:39] ---
Darn that Dororo!
[19:40] ---
How, with that mask on...
[19:42] ---
...did he drink it, gara?
[19:45] ---
Ah! Giroro!
[19:46] ---
Corporal Giroro!
SIGN All 100 yen
[19:58] ---
A three-way deadlock, huh?
SIGN All 100 yen
[20:29] ---
They are!
[20:31] ---
They're doing it deliberately, sir!
SIGN All 100 yen
[20:33] ---
The only one still not sold out is...
SIGN Available
[20:35] ---
...just that one type.
[20:37] ---
And that might be the last one of them...
[20:40] ---
If I let that get away, I'm done for, sir!
[20:44] ---
I... I can't afford to hang around, gara.
[20:48] ---
Th-Then...
[20:50] ---
...there's only one method left to me.
[20:53] ---
Let's all get along and buy it together!
[21:06] ---
Let's go, sir!
[21:07] ---
Yeah!
[21:14] ---
Th-This is...
[21:16] ---
...the last one.
[21:18] ---
Th-Then...
[21:22] ---
...we'll all... share it nicely.
SIGN Moe Can Company
SIGN Oden with beef sinew
[21:28] ---
A steaming hot can of oden!
[21:33] ---
Useless...
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Everyone!
SIGN Mayor
SIGN Assistant
[23:08] ---
I am the assistant from Hicksville!
SIGN Aozora Keroko
SIGN Cucuruz Doan!!
[23:10] ---
We're doing it this year, too:
the swimsuit comedy contest!
[23:13] ---
Grandpas, grannies, little boys
and little girls, mommies and daddies,
[23:17] ---
Rover and Whiskers,
come one, come all!
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
SIGN Silence...
[23:21] ---
Bring me a cushion!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Preparations Okay, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Koyuki: Showdown at Midsummer Beach, Sir!"
SIGN They're here!!
SIGN Yaaaay!
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E273 - Keroro: Preparations Okay, Sir! / Koyuki: Showdown at Midsummer Beach, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Disaster
[01:31] ---
Disaster!
[01:32] ---
Strikes when you least expect it.
[01:39] ---
Hey, stupid frog!
[01:41] ---
That wasn't me, ma'am!
[01:43] ---
Is it a meteorite?
[01:44] ---
Don't approach it carelessly.
[01:46] ---
It could be dangerous.
[01:56] ---
Keroro: Preparations Okay, Sir!
[02:09] ---
I-Is it an alien?
[02:12] ---
What in blazes are you?
[02:18] ---
Look out!
[02:26] ---
Are you okay?
[02:27] ---
Hey! Natsumi!
[02:28] ---
Giroro!
[02:30] ---
I... I only...
[02:31] ---
Just hurry up and treat him!
[02:43] ---
He's not waking up.
[02:44] ---
Can't see anything particularly wrong.
[02:47] ---
So what on Earth is he?
[02:49] ---
Beats me.
[02:53] ---
It looks like he's regained consciousness!
[03:01] ---
Hey!
[03:03] ---
Who are you?
[03:04] ---
What's your name?
[03:07] ---
Name?
[03:08] ---
Mine...?
[03:11] ---
I...
[03:12] ---
I don't know.
[03:14] ---
Wh-What star are you from?
[03:16] ---
Star...
[03:18] ---
I don't know.
[03:19] ---
He doesn't remember anything?
[03:21] ---
Or, like, background missing?
[03:23] ---
We should contact the space po—
[03:25] ---
If he's lost his memories...
[03:26] ---
So mean...
[03:29] ---
Y-You're blaming me? Me?
[03:33] ---
We could at least let him stay here and
see how he gets on, don't you think?
[03:40] ---
And so, this mysterious boy from space...
[03:44] ---
...became a resident of the Hinata household.
[03:58] ---
It was inconvenient for him
not to have a name,
[03:59] ---
so they decided to call him "Yamada-kun."
[04:03] ---
Whose idea was that?
[04:08] ---
The tea's ready.
[04:10] ---
Thanks a lot for doing all this, Yamada-kun.
[04:13] ---
Oh, no. I am intruding, after all.
[04:15] ---
You've even taken the chores
I was penned for!
[04:18] ---
I'd be happy for you to be here
all the time, sir!
[04:21] ---
We can't do that, though.
[04:24] ---
So, have you remembered
anything? Even a little?
[04:27] ---
No... nothing at all.
[04:29] ---
Well... I guess it's
important not to rush it.
[04:43] ---
Banana peel!
SIGN Banana Peel
[04:46] ---
Wh-Why...
[04:49] ---
I feel like I have to go
running right towards it.
[04:53] ---
I feel like I absolutely have to run.
[05:00] ---
I can't help myself!
[05:05] ---
Hold it right there!
SIGN Squidge
[05:10] ---
Gero!
SIGN Slip
[05:11] ---
Comedian's soul!
[05:14] ---
He beat me to it?!
[05:16] ---
Y-Yamada-kun...
[05:18] ---
Why did you react to that
banana peel, sir?
[05:23] ---
I... I don't know.
[05:26] ---
I just... felt... instinctively...
[05:29] ---
Instinctively?!
[05:31] ---
That's it, sir!
[05:32] ---
Huh?
[05:33] ---
That instinct for comedy that makes you
want to slip on a banana peel and fall over!
[05:38] ---
That...
[05:40] ---
...is the key to awakening
your lost memories, sir!
SIGN Comedy Dojo
[05:47] ---
And so, the intense and strict training
to make a success of comedy began!
[05:53] ---
Nande ya nen! (Why the heck?!)
[05:56] ---
Nande ya nen! (Why the heck?!)
[05:59] ---
Aho chau ka! (You a moron?!)
[06:02] ---
Aho chau ka! (You a moron?!)
[06:04] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:06] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:07] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:08] ---
Okay, ten more reps...
[06:09] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:11] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:12] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:13] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:15] ---
Is this iffy training really what he needs?
[06:17] ---
Why Osakan dialect?
[06:17] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:19] ---
Nande ya nen! (Why the heck?!)
[06:19] ---
Aho chau ka! (You a moron?!)
[06:20] ---
Shiran ga na! (So what?!)
[06:21] ---
Donai ya nen?! (How's that, then?!)
[06:22] ---
Oubei ka?! (You from the West?!)
[06:24] ---
A few busy days passed...
[06:27] ---
I have to keep the kitchen clean.
[06:31] ---
I thought of one!
SIGN Joke Book no.4 Yamada-kun
[06:33] ---
"I think this is where I'll put my kitchen."
[06:37] ---
"Then we'll pitch-in with the kitch-in!"
[06:40] ---
Are those your comedy notes?
[06:43] ---
U-U-Um!
[06:44] ---
Sorry.
[06:46] ---
We just thought you might be
wasting your time.
[06:50] ---
Even if you practice comedy,
[06:52] ---
I don't think your memories will come back.
[06:54] ---
It's okay.
SIGN Joke Book no.4 Yamada-kun
[06:56] ---
Right now,
[06:57] ---
rather than regaining my memories,
[06:59] ---
I want to make you all roll over laughing!
[07:06] ---
Roll over, y'say?
[07:10] ---
Yer ten years too early, son.
[07:12] ---
Then... at least... I'd like
to make you smirk a little!
[07:16] ---
Even a smirk's not so easy.
[07:20] ---
All right.
[07:22] ---
If yer that stuck on it,
[07:24] ---
I'll get a fine stage ready for you.
[07:26] ---
Give it all ya got, sport!
[07:29] ---
Thank you very much!
SIGN Keroro Yose
SIGN Yamada-kun
[07:42] ---
Oh! Here he is!
[07:43] ---
Try your best!
[07:45] ---
Yamada-kun...
[07:46] ---
I've taught you everythin' I can, boy.
[07:51] ---
The rest y've gotta do yerself.
[07:53] ---
Find yer own style of comedy!
[07:59] ---
Uhh...
[08:00] ---
Here's a stupid little story for you.
SIGN Yamada-kun
[08:07] ---
I'm convinced that auto dealerships
have anger management issues!
[08:12] ---
Arrrrrrrr!
[08:18] ---
Nande ya nen! (Why the heck?!)
[08:19] ---
Aho chau ka! (You a moron?!)
[08:22] ---
Dotsuitaro ka! (You want a smack?!)
SIGN Silence...
[08:32] ---
Silence...
[08:35] ---
The joke I worked so hard on!
[08:39] ---
Tch.
[08:40] ---
He blew it.
[08:43] ---
Gero?
[08:45] ---
Now that I really think about it...
[08:46] ---
...it is strange, isn't it?
[08:48] ---
I say I'm going to tell a story...
[08:51] ---
...and I do a comedy team act instead?
[08:53] ---
Yamada... kun?
[08:57] ---
That's right.
[08:58] ---
That is who... I am!
[09:03] ---
A story and a double act.
[09:07] ---
Wait, you got your intro wrong?
[09:10] ---
That was a little funny...
[09:14] ---
Not bad.
SIGN Heh heh heh Pffft Ku ku ku ku
[09:22] ---
You've found it, haven'tcha?
[09:25] ---
That's what yer comedy's all about!
[09:29] ---
My... comedy?
[09:34] ---
Yes!
[09:44] ---
Yamada-kun...
[09:47] ---
Yes.
[09:48] ---
It was just a little chuckle,
[09:49] ---
but I was able to make you all laugh.
[09:52] ---
I have no more regrets.
[09:54] ---
You didn't get your memory back, did you?
[09:57] ---
Well... that's okay, sir.
[09:59] ---
Yamada-kun did his best and got results.
[10:02] ---
That's what's important, sir.
[10:04] ---
Yes.
[10:06] ---
Yamada-kun, your gag was very funny!
[10:09] ---
Yeah!
[10:10] ---
It wasn't bad.
[10:13] ---
"That is who I am!"
[10:16] ---
It was quite funny, wasn't it?
[10:18] ---
Yes, yes! It was like Dasonu Maso!
[10:23] ---
Gero?
[10:24] ---
D-Dasonu Maso?
[10:28] ---
Yamada-kun?
[10:30] ---
That is... who I... am!
[10:35] ---
Wh-Why?
[10:37] ---
He is totally afroed!
[10:39] ---
What's going on?
[10:40] ---
Yamada-kun, are you okay?
[10:42] ---
Yes...
[10:43] ---
Let me introduce myself once more.
[10:46] ---
I am...
[10:48] ---
...Dasonu Maso!
[10:48] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
SIGN Dasonu☆Maso
[10:50] ---
Whaaa?!
[10:51] ---
Hi!
[10:51] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[10:52] ---
Dasonu Maso?!
[10:54] ---
Yes!
[10:55] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
[10:56] ---
Y-You were... disguised as Yamada-kun?
[10:59] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
[10:59] ---
No... Yamada-kun grew up.
[11:01] [SONG] ---
It looks tough either way.
[11:03] ---
Into me.
[11:04] ---
The son of the Dasonu Maso you all know.
[11:05] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[11:08] ---
My name is the same:
[11:08] [SONG] ---
Putting you to sleep from morning on.
[11:09] ---
Dasonu Maso.
[11:10] ---
Can't tell.
[11:12] ---
Anyway!
[11:13] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
[11:13] ---
Thank you so much for
turning me into what I am!
[11:16] [SONG] ---
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[11:16] ---
I'll comb straight out.
[11:17] ---
That was what I was after.
[11:21] ---
Okay!
[11:21] ---
All right, then, adios!
[11:27] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
[11:30] [SONG] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[11:32] ---
What... on Earth was that?
[11:35] ---
And so,
[11:36] ---
Sergeant Keroro and friends unwittingly
raised another Dasonu Maso in an unexpected way!
[11:36] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso!
[11:43] ---
I've had it!
[11:52] ---
The next day, after Dasonu Maso had left.
[11:55] ---
Ahhh, geez...
[11:56] ---
I can't believe Yamada-kun
was Dasonu Maso.
[12:00] ---
I feel like I've been had!
[12:01] ---
At times like this,
it's gotta be the beach, right?
[12:05] ---
The beach! That sounds nice...
SIGN If we're going to the beach,
[12:09] ---
Expectant gaze.
SIGN be our
guardian ❤
[12:10] ---
W-Wait!
[12:12] ---
I don't want to do that again!
SIGN Adult
(Guardian)
[12:15] ---
Mom always says we can't go alone
with just us kids and aliens.
[12:20] ---
That's it!
[12:20] ---
Gero!
[12:21] ---
You become an adult, stupid frog.
[12:23] ---
I am definitely not doing it.
[12:25] ---
Oh? Lady Natsumi...
[12:27] ---
You just said "definitely not," didn't you?
[12:32] ---
You know what they call that?
[12:33] ---
Raising the flag.
[12:37] ---
Again?!
[12:38] ---
Natsumi-san!
[12:40] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[12:45] ---
Koyuki: Showdown at Midsummer Beach, Sir!
SIGN Welcome to Hicksville Beach 200 m this way ->
[12:51] ---
And so...
[12:52] ---
...we're here once again,
at Hicksville Beach.
SIGN Hicksville Beach
Sea House
[12:56] ---
It really is nice to see the sea, isn't it?!
[12:59] ---
And...
[13:00] ---
...sorry about this, Koyuki-chan.
[13:01] ---
Making you be our guardian...
[13:04] ---
No problemo!
[13:05] ---
This is nice to do from time to time!
[13:08] ---
Then let us go, Natsumi-san!
SIGN Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[13:13] ---
The all-too-familiar swimsuit
beauty comedy team contest!
[13:16] ---
Waaaahhh! I really have to?!
[13:18] ---
I don't wanna do a comedy team act!
[13:21] ---
Koyuki-dono's comedian soul has ignited.
[13:25] ---
Tama?
[13:28] ---
Mr. Sergeant's comedian's
soul has also ignited!
SIGN Comedian's Soul
SIGN Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[13:32] ---
Natsumi-san.
[13:34] ---
Let's really try our hardest and
aim for first place this year!
[13:37] ---
I don't wanna try!
[13:40] ---
If you have a problem, come to Versailles!
SIGN Aozora Keroko
[13:43] ---
Aozora Keroko!
[13:44] ---
Beef or fish?!
SIGN Nankyoku Tamae
[13:47] ---
Nankyoku Tamae!
SIGN Unabara Mois
[13:51] ---
Unabara Mois!
[13:53] ---
Wh-Why every year...
SIGN Cucuruz Doan!!
[13:55] ---
Cucuruz Doan!
[13:57] ---
Stupid frog!
[13:59] ---
Now that Mr. Sergeant's
comedian's soul has ignited,
[14:03] ---
you guys ain't got a chance, eh?!
[14:06] ---
You probably just want the
prize again, don't you?
[14:09] ---
No!
[14:10] ---
This time, my intentions are pure!
SIGN Alien with a Comedian's Soul
[14:12] ---
As one with a true comedian's soul,
[14:15] ---
I'm gonna completely dominate this contest!
[14:18] ---
Or, like, fighting spirit?
[14:21] ---
Keroro-san...
[14:22] ---
This year, we are going to win.
SIGN Female Ninja with a Comedian's Soul
(Adult Version)
[14:25] ---
Sounds like you've brought
some pretty good material.
[14:29] ---
I'll be lookin' forward to our battle!
SIGN Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[14:34] ---
Okay, we're finally ready to start!
SIGN Mayor
SIGN Assistant
[14:36] ---
The Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest!
[14:39] ---
Our special judge
[14:40] ---
will be that sexy US star
you're so familiar with,
[14:42] ---
Melody Honey!
[14:46] ---
Hi!
[14:47] ---
Every year, coming to Hicksville beach is...
[14:51] ---
...a real stink...
[14:52] ---
Oh, pardon.
SIGN Gas
[14:54] ---
A real gas!
[14:59] ---
Fuyuki-dono.
[15:00] ---
Koyuki-dono is serious this year.
[15:03] ---
Oh?
[15:05] ---
How hard Koyuki-dono has strived
for the sake of this day.
[15:14] ---
I shall be cheering for her
from the bottom of my heart.
[15:17] ---
Wow.
SIGN Mayor
SIGN Assistant
[15:18] ---
Well, then.
[15:19] ---
This Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[15:21] ---
shall begin!
[15:25] ---
What happened?
[15:27] ---
That's... it is, isn't it.
[15:32] ---
[15:32] ---
[15:35] ---
I aaaaam...
[15:37] ---
...Dasonu☆Maso!
SIGN Silence...
[15:39] ---
Silence...
[15:41] ---
He's here!
[15:42] ---
That's... that heinous space
comedian who wrongs the Earth!
[15:47] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[15:48] ---
I say I want to live a simple life,
[15:51] ---
but I carry about 150 shop membership
cards and points cards around with me.
[15:58] ---
That is who I am!
[16:01] ---
So cold...
[16:04] ---
That's amazing!
[16:06] ---
Curse him...
[16:07] ---
He plans to take over
this place with laughter!
[16:10] ---
I'm not sure what part of it was funny.
[16:13] ---
Thank you!
[16:14] ---
Stop right there!
[16:15] ---
What?!
[16:17] ---
Heinous space comedian, leaving us speechless
with your mistimed, misplaced comedy!
[16:23] ---
Who?!
[16:24] ---
Who dares to interfere with
my presence on the stage?!
[16:26] ---
I'll comb straight out.
[16:27] ---
I'm the one interfering, of course.
[16:31] ---
We are the comedy warriors!
[16:33] ---
Koyuki! And...
[16:34] ---
...Natsumi...
SIGN They're here!!
SIGN Wooowww!
[16:37] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[16:38] ---
Comedy... warriors...
[16:40] ---
Which means...
[16:42] ---
...you want to do a comedy
showdown with me, is that it?!
[16:45] ---
Exactly!
[16:46] ---
Wanna go home...
[16:48] ---
Oh! We will do the chimpanzee—
SIGN Chim
Pan
Zee
[16:51] ---
No...
SIGN Chim
Pan
Zee
[16:52] ---
We will do the shimpan (judging)!
SIGN Shim
Pan
Zee
SIGN Shim
Pan
SIGN Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
[16:54] ---
Okay, then, best of three, please!
[16:56] ---
Wanna go home...
[17:00] ---
Th-That's... what became
of Yamada-kun, right?
[17:03] ---
Tamae-chan!
[17:05] ---
We raised this Dasonu Maso ourselves!
[17:08] ---
We'll see how his "I'll comb
straight out!" gags go!
[17:10] ---
Okay, then.
[17:11] ---
I will take the liberty of going first!
[17:13] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[17:15] ---
When I go out to eat with a
friend and it's time to pay,
[17:18] ---
I say "Ah, let me,"
[17:22] ---
and when he replies with
"No, you don't have to,"
[17:26] ---
I meekly withdraw.
[17:28] ---
That is who I am!
[17:32] ---
So true, so true!
SIGN It's a riot!
[17:36] ---
Hilarious!
[17:37] ---
You're killing me! You're killing me!
[17:44] ---
I almost burst out laughing.
[17:46] ---
You did?
[17:47] ---
We can't afford to lose, Natsumi-san!
[17:50] ---
When you think summer,
you think horror stories.
[17:51] ---
So... I'll tell a story
called the Crucifix of Evil.
[17:55] ---
That again?!
[17:56] ---
The other day, I went to the supermarket
at around 9 in the morning,
[18:00] ---
and unbelievably,
I found it was still closed!
[18:03] ---
What a pain.
[18:04] ---
That store... opened at 10!
[18:08] ---
Aku no juujika.
SIGN Aku no Juujika (A Crucifix of Evil)
SIGN Aku no juu-ji ka (So it opens at 10)
[18:10] ---
Aku no juuji ka!
[18:14] ---
Powerful opener!
[18:16] ---
A clichéd joke delivered straight!
[18:18] ---
Excellent!
SIGN Still a riot!
[18:20] ---
Funny!
[18:21] ---
That was funny, Koyuki-dono!
[18:23] ---
Wasn't it, Fuyuki-dono?
[18:24] ---
Uh? Well... I guess...
SIGN Mayor
SIGN Assistant
[18:26] ---
Okay, Honey-san!
[18:28] ---
Your verdict, please!
SIGN Comedy Warriors
SIGN Dasonu☆Maso
[18:31] ---
Draw!
[18:32] ---
I was sure that Koyuki-dono
would take that one!
SIGN Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
[18:36] ---
Everyone! Don't change the channel!
[18:38] ---
All right!
[18:40] ---
This one will leave you reeling!
[18:42] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[18:44] ---
I say I'm a discerning man,
[18:46] ---
but I don't even know the difference
between regular coffee and instant coffee!
[18:52] ---
That is who I am!
[18:56] ---
Too true, too true!
SIGN This is a riot, too!
[19:01] ---
He is a tough foe.
[19:06] ---
That was close... very close.
[19:08] ---
I almost burst out laughing again.
[19:10] ---
Natsumi-san, next!
[19:12] ---
'Kay...
[19:13] ---
Natsumi-san, listen!
[19:14] ---
A while back, I planned
to get on the 7 o'clock train,
[19:18] ---
but the schedule
was a complete mess!
[19:20] ---
What a pain.
[19:22] ---
It got delayed and delayed,
[19:23] ---
and in the end, by the time the train came,
[19:25] ---
it was ten o'clock!
[19:27] ---
How late.
[19:28] ---
Noroi no juujika.
SIGN Noroi no Juujika (A Cursed Crucifix)
[19:30] ---
Noroi no, juuji ka!
SIGN Noroi no, juuji ka! (So slow... it's 10!)
[19:34] ---
OH, MY GOD!
SIGN An absolute riot!
[19:36] ---
Fantastic!
[19:40] ---
And the judgment?!
SIGN Comedy Warriors
SIGN Dasonu☆Maso
[19:44] ---
Draw!
SIGN Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
[19:45] ---
Ahhh! Another draw!
SIGN Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[19:48] ---
Everyone! Don't change the channel!
[19:50] ---
Darn it!
[19:51] ---
Then I will have to use my
forbidden secret technique!
[19:54] ---
Prepare yourselves, Comedy Warriors!
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[19:57] ---
I'll comb straight out!
SIGN Rose
[19:58] ---
When I am asked, "Can you write
the kanji for rose?"
[20:00] ---
I reply, "Yes, I can!"
[20:03] ---
and write "rose" phonetically.
SIGN Rose
[20:07] ---
That is who I am!
SIGN Silence...
[20:13] ---
R-Rose...
[20:15] ---
You're a tough one.
[20:17] ---
Well, then, to finish...
[20:18] ---
My ultimate joke, which I developed
only after long strict training...
[20:22] ---
Okay, baby.
[20:23] ---
We're not done?
[20:26] ---
Today, I thought I'd cook with some gluten...
[20:29] ---
And you made the gluten into a cross?
[20:31] ---
Huh?
[20:32] ---
Kyou, fu no juuji ka.
SIGN Kyou, fu no juuji ka (Today, a gluten cross)
SIGN Kyoufu no Juujika (A Crucifix of Horror)
[20:36] ---
Kyoufu no Juujika.
[20:39] ---
How did you get it?!
[20:40] ---
Anyone would.
[20:48] ---
No way.
[20:51] ---
Well, this one had a clear winner!
SIGN Comedy Warriors
SIGN Comedy Warriors Dasonu☆Maso
[20:55] ---
Which means this showdown is over!
SIGN Assistant
[20:58] ---
The winner is...
[20:59] ---
...the Comedy Warriors!
[21:01] ---
Yes!
[21:03] ---
Utter defeat...
[21:05] ---
Who knew you were doing
a three-part routine?
[21:07] ---
Three-part routine?
[21:10] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
SIGN Utter defeat
[21:11] ---
I say "Utter defeat,"
[21:14] ---
but I never accept the loss in my mind.
[21:14] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
[21:16] [SONG] ---
A great war between him and him!
[21:17] ---
That is who... I am...
[21:20] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[21:20] ---
Goodbye! Comedy Warriors!
[21:23] [SONG] ---
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
[21:26] ---
I knew it.
SIGN Hicksville Beach
Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
[21:27] ---
In the end, Dasonu☆Maso was just
happy to have some screentime.
[21:31] ---
See you again!
[21:33] ---
Adios!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
Corporal Giroro here.
[23:10] ---
Do you know the difference between
an iceberg and an ice floe?
[23:12] ---
The big ones are the icebergs,
[23:14] ---
and the little ones are ice floes?
[23:15] ---
Wrong.
[23:16] ---
Then... the ones that have
penguins are the icebergs,
SIGN NO ENTRY
[23:18] ---
and the ones sea lions
drift down on are ice floes?
[23:20] ---
Wrong!
[23:21] ---
The ones that polar bears climb are icebergs
and the ones they walk on are ice f—
[23:23] ---
Never mind that!
[23:25] ---
It's been... a year already since Lake Touya.
[23:27] ---
"Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E274 - Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Ice
[01:46] ---
The height of summer!
[01:48] ---
And this day was especially hot!
[01:50] ---
What is with this heat?
[01:58] ---
I... fi...nished... the
regular... pa...trol...
[02:03] ---
Invasion in this heat?
[02:05] ---
Can't put up with that, sir.
[02:07] ---
Mr. Corporal!
[02:09] ---
Did you buy me the ice cream
that I asked you for?
[02:12] ---
G-Guys...
[02:14] ---
I've been running around like
my life depends on it out there,
[02:17] ---
and you guys are doing... what exactly?
[02:20] ---
Huh? You're outside, we're inside.
[02:23] ---
Division of labor, isn't it, sir?
[02:26] ---
This is too much bother.
[02:27] ---
Maybe it'd be faster just
to go buy some land, eh?
[02:30] ---
Wait, a house in a quiet residential
area is 80 million yen?!
[02:33] ---
You must be out of your mind!
[02:35] ---
Y-You're the one...
[02:37] ---
"You're the one who's out of his mind."
[02:38] ---
...is what Corporal Giroro
tried to yell at him, but...
[02:41] ---
Y...
[02:42] ---
Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y...
[02:47] ---
He passed out from the sheer heat!
[02:49] ---
Isn't there some cooler land anywhere, sir?
[02:52] ---
And free.
[02:54] ---
Sure is.
[02:56] ---
Some good land...
[03:03] ---
Keroro Platoon: The Silent Keroro, Sir!
[03:10] ---
I'm home.
[03:13] ---
Welcome back...
[03:15] ---
What is this?
SIGN A/C Automatic
[03:19] ---
You've got to be kidding...
[03:20] ---
But...
[03:21] ---
Wasting energy will
[03:23] ---
lead to an increase in CO2 emissions,
[03:25] ---
and global warmi—
[03:27] ---
I can't!!
[03:28] ---
I'll dry up way before the Earth does!
[03:31] ---
You mustn't, Sis!
SIGN Cool...
[03:36] ---
I feel alive again...
[03:39] ---
So this is how the Earth continues
on the path towards destruction.
[03:42] ---
I'll put it back once I've cooled down.
[03:44] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[03:49] ---
Wh-What is that mocking smile for?!
[03:52] ---
Oh, no, no.
[03:53] ---
It's nothing like that at all, ma'am.
[03:56] ---
Just, it must be hard for you, ma'am!
[03:58] ---
Living in such a backward civilization!
[04:00] ---
Huh?
[04:01] ---
You just cool and cool yourselves!
[04:03] ---
And all the other heat, you push onto
someone else in a vicious cycle!
[04:10] ---
You scatter carbon dioxide
all over your own mother planet.
[04:13] ---
Dear me.
[04:15] ---
How foolish you are, bringing
about your own downfall, ma'am!
[04:18] ---
What?
[04:20] ---
Oh, how rude of me.
[04:22] ---
Well, I think I will spend
some delightful time
[04:23] ---
building some Gundam models
or something, ma'am.
[04:26] [SONG] ---
An unthinkable morning is here,
[04:27] ---
Hmmm... he makes a good point, I guess.
[04:30] [SONG] ---
A morning of ambition.
[04:31] ---
...Something's not right.
[04:32] ---
I mean, think about it!
[04:33] [SONG] ---
With revenge in my heart...
[04:34] ---
We should all be hot around here!
[04:36] ---
Well, you're right, but...
[04:38] ---
He must have some secret!
[04:40] ---
Hold it right there, stupid frog!
[04:42] ---
Sis?
SIGN Meeting in Progress
Let's all think about global warming
[04:51] ---
What is this?
[04:52] ---
Cold air is coming out
of the refrigerator?
[04:55] ---
That's pretty normal, in a way.
[04:58] ---
I wonder if it's connected to somewhere else.
[05:01] ---
I've got it!
[05:02] ---
They must be using some space cheat
[05:04] ---
so that they and they alone
get to live in comfort!
[05:07] ---
Space cheat? What kind of cheat is that?
[05:10] ---
That must be why he looked
so pleased with himself!
[05:13] ---
Fuyuki, let's check it out!
[05:15] ---
What?
[05:16] ---
It might be a trap...
[05:17] ---
Just come on.
[05:19] ---
Wait! This is so sudden!
[05:26] ---
Here we go!
[05:27] ---
Wait, Sis!
[05:30] ---
Attention, customers using
the hyperspace gate.
[05:34] ---
The gate destination setting
is currently modified.
[05:38] ---
Or, like, journey detour?
[05:46] ---
Wh-Where are we?
[05:49] ---
It's weirdly chilly in here.
[05:53] ---
The ground is ice, Sis!
[05:55] ---
You're right!
[05:56] ---
Gero gerori.
[05:58] ---
So you've come, ma'am!
[06:00] ---
Sarge!
[06:01] ---
Stupid frog!
[06:02] ---
Well, never mind. What's out is out, sir!
[06:06] ---
Welcome!
[06:07] ---
To my personal summer resort!
[06:11] ---
Is this...
[06:13] ---
...an iceberg?!
[06:14] ---
Precisely!
[06:16] ---
It's my land, and no one else's!
[06:18] ---
It's supremely pleasant,
[06:20] ---
and the ultimate summer getaway,
utterly divorced from the heat!
[06:23] ---
It uses no wasteful energy,
[06:25] ---
so it is kind to Pekopon!
[06:27] ---
And I have all the cold cola I want!
[06:30] ---
Hello! Would you like some shaved ice?
[06:33] ---
Strawberry, melon, milk...
[06:35] ---
We have all kinds!
[06:37] ---
Or, like, Uji kintoki?
[06:39] ---
That sounds nice!
[06:40] ---
Local produce!
[06:42] ---
Eat as much as ya want.
[06:44] ---
You don't have to... get it from there.
[06:47] ---
What do you think, sir?
[06:48] ---
There's absolutely no need
for A/Cs that waste energy.
[06:51] ---
Self-sufficient snacks!
[06:53] ---
Kind to Pekopon and your wallet!
An ecological summer escape!
[06:57] ---
It's wonderful, Sarge!
[06:59] ---
This solves the global warming problem, huh?
[07:01] ---
I wouldn't mind trying to live here!
[07:03] ---
All right!
[07:05] ---
Then you two can hang around here
as much as you like, sir!
[07:09] ---
Really?!
[07:09] ---
You're acting pretty generous!
[07:11] ---
Well, there's no use hiding it
now that it's been found, ma'am!
[07:15] ---
Now that it's been found!
[07:18] ---
Gero gerori.
[07:27] ---
It has a great view, and the
temperature is pleasant.
[07:29] ---
This really is a nice place!
[07:31] ---
This is all thanks to Sarge, huh?
[07:33] ---
W-Well, yeah, I guess.
[07:35] ---
I'm not too proud to praise him
for this one thing.
[07:43] ---
Look at the time!
[07:44] ---
I have to start getting dinner ready.
[07:48] ---
What's up, Fuyuki?
[07:50] ---
Icebergs only poke about 10% of
themselves above the sea, right?
[07:56] ---
Fuyuki!
[07:57] ---
What are you spacing out for?
[07:59] ---
Let's go back.
[08:01] ---
Sorry, Sis.
[08:02] ---
I want to explore a little bit more
before I go back.
[08:06] ---
You do?
[08:08] ---
Well, come back in time for dinner, okay?
[08:10] ---
Yeah.
[08:16] ---
This kind of bothers me.
[08:18] ---
There's no way just a second home
would be enough to satisfy Sarge.
[08:22] ---
Uncle!
[08:25] ---
It looks like Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san
have safely returned to the Hinata house.
[08:29] ---
C-Cold...
[08:29] ---
Then we'll return the hyperspace
gate to normal, ma'am!
[08:33] ---
Okay!
SIGN NO ENTRY
SIGN NO ENTRY
[08:45] ---
A secret door!
[08:58] ---
Cold!
[09:00] ---
Th-This is...
[09:02] ---
Looks like you've sniffed out
our secret, Master Fuyuki.
[09:06] ---
Sarge!
[09:07] ---
What is this place?
[09:09] ---
The idea was to deliberately show you
a small corner of the iceberg,
[09:11] ---
to divert your attention from
the true plan, sir, but...
[09:15] ---
The true plan?
[09:17] ---
Out of respect for you and your rich curiosity,
Master Fuyuki, I will show it to you!
[09:21] ---
The true form of my personal summer resort!
[09:25] ---
The peaceful appearance only extends
to a small corner of this iceberg!
[09:28] ---
The reality is...
[09:31] ---
...90,000 tons of underwater displacement!
[09:33] ---
88 torpedo tubes!
[09:36] ---
Maximum water depth, over 2000 m!
[09:39] ---
Equipped with Beam Chaff,
True's Hammer, and many, many more!
[09:42] ---
I call it:
[09:44] ---
The Underwater Mobile Keroro
Platoon 2nd Secret Base:
SIGN Mobile Fortress Keron
[09:47] ---
Mobile Fortress Keron!
[09:53] ---
Sarge...
[09:54] ---
Isn't this... taking things
a bit too seriously?
SIGN Serious
[09:57] ---
Darn right it's serious!
[09:58] ---
That's "serious," pronounced "for real"!
SIGN For real
[10:00] ---
Well then, Master Fuyuki, just stay there
for the time being and don't cause trouble, sir.
[10:05] ---
Ah! Wait a—
SIGN Please relax and make yourself comfortable.
[10:08] ---
I thought you might get a little chilly,
[10:11] ---
so I prepared a kotatsu for you.
[10:13] ---
Or, like, lower warming?
[10:15] ---
Thanks, Mois-chan!
[10:16] ---
No, wait!
[10:18] ---
Sarge! Sarge!
[10:20] ---
That said, Keroro,
what actually is your true plan?
[10:24] ---
I also have not heard the
details, Mr. Sergeant.
[10:28] ---
I am not a sergeant.
[10:30] ---
Call me your captain.
[10:32] ---
Wh-What?!
[10:34] ---
Listen up.
[10:35] ---
This mobile fortress has its own territory,
its own population (us), and...
[10:40] ---
...an invincible military might.
[10:42] ---
So what?!
[10:44] ---
In other words,
[10:46] ---
we satisfy the conditions
to have our own country!
[10:51] ---
Our ship will now head for Japan,
[10:54] ---
and surface at Tokyo Bay.
[10:55] ---
And after that...
[10:57] ---
...we will declare ourselves as the
sovereign invading nation "Keron"!
[11:01] ---
What?
[11:01] ---
Huh?!
[11:02] ---
Sovereign invading nation "Keron"?!
SIGN Sovereign Nation Keron
[11:07] ---
Indeed!
[11:10] ---
I always believed you would
do it for me one day!
[11:13] ---
You are amazing, Mr. Sergeantain!
[11:15] ---
Like I said... it's "Captain"...
[11:17] ---
That said, my honorable leader...
[11:19] ---
...I mean... my honorable captain...
[11:21] ---
...is this not exceeding our—
SIGN Not the time!
[11:24] ---
Wh-What?
[11:26] ---
Set 'er course sou'-sou'-west!
[11:28] ---
Destination, Tokyo Bay, sir!
[11:30] ---
Ballast tank filling!
[11:32] ---
Route is clear!
[11:33] ---
Full down trim!
[11:36] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[11:38] ---
I have to let Sis know!
[11:40] ---
Ummm-um-um-um...
[11:42] ---
Ah...
[11:47] ---
Uhhh...
[11:50] ---
I hope it goes through...
[12:00] ---
He's pretty serious this time
around, Sergeant Keroro!
[12:03] ---
I mean, Captain Keroro!
[12:05] ---
What will become of his ambitions
for a sovereign invading nation?!
[12:09] ---
Continued after the commercials!
[12:18] ---
It's funny, even he does
nice things from time to time!
[12:24] ---
Hello?
[12:25] ---
Oh, Fuyuki? What?
[12:27] ---
Where are you?
[12:28] ---
I can barely hear you...
[12:33] ---
That stupid frog!
[12:35] ---
So you were planning to trick me!
[12:38] ---
You just wait, stupid frog!
[12:45] ---
This...
[12:46] ---
...isn't the iceberg.
[12:47] ---
It's the normal secret base?
[12:50] ---
What's all this? Quiet down, would you?
[12:55] ---
Hey, Kululu!
[12:56] ---
What do I have to do to get to that iceberg?
[12:59] ---
Huh, you found out about it already?
[13:02] ---
Unfortunately, the hyperspace gate
leading there has been sealed.
[13:06] ---
What?!
[13:09] ---
Just give up.
[13:10] ---
God, that's good! Cold curry, so good!
[13:12] ---
B-But why are you the only one back here?
[13:16] ---
Don't like cold places.
[13:18] ---
I'm cool enough as it is.
[13:20] ---
Just hurry up and stop the stupid frogs!
[13:23] ---
You can at least get ahold of them, right?
[13:26] ---
Look, think about what you're asking.
[13:27] ---
I'm an invader, too, you know. I really am.
[13:31] ---
I guess you are...
[13:33] ---
However...
[13:35] ---
...if we could talk business...
[13:36] ---
...things might be different...
[13:39] ---
F-Fine.
[13:41] ---
Here.
[13:42] ---
What am I, a kid?
[13:44] ---
Okay, I'm really stretching here!
[13:46] ---
Like I said, you think I'm a kid?!
[13:48] ---
I can't give any more!
[13:50] ---
See, it's not always about the money...
[13:54] ---
How about you let me take a pic or two?
[14:00] ---
Your pics sell for a lot
among space enthusiasts...
SIGN Undefinable something
precious for a girl
SIGN Earth
[14:10] ---
Welllll...?
SIGN Earth
[14:14] ---
A-All right... Fine.
SIGN Business
[14:18] ---
We have a deal.
SIGN Now Filming
[14:21] ---
What?! I have to do something
that embarrassing?!
[14:24] ---
Don't you want to save Pekopon?
[14:27] ---
F-Fine...
[14:29] ---
Oooohohoo! Well then, let's get right to it!
[14:32] ---
L-Like this?
[14:33] ---
Good, good!
[14:34] ---
O-Or this, maybe?
[14:35] ---
Yes, yes, nice, nice!
[14:37] ---
And something like this?
[14:38] ---
Okay, okay!
SIGN One hour later...
SIGN Now Filming
[14:43] ---
Good work.
[14:44] ---
Here. What you asked for.
[14:48] ---
Geez!
[14:49] ---
He even drew on my face!
[14:51] ---
I am so embarrassed!
[14:53] ---
That stupid frog...
[14:54] ---
I'll get him for making me do all this.
[14:58] ---
He's not getting away with this!
[15:02] ---
Meanwhile, in the Pacific Ocean,
Captain Keroro and the others...
[15:08] ---
Men!
[15:09] ---
We will be making ingress
into Tokyo Bay momentarily.
[15:12] ---
We've finally arrived!
[15:14] ---
Commander-dono...
[15:15] ---
I mean... Captain-dono...
[15:17] ---
Are you sure that this plan is not
taking things somewhat far?
[15:21] ---
Captain-dono?
[15:23] ---
A sovereign nation.
[15:25] ---
My own country.
SIGN Gunpla Bill
[15:27] ---
In that country, I will enact
Gundam models into law!
[15:30] ---
All citizens will have to make at least one
Gundam model a day or face punishment, sir!
[15:35] ---
The workplaces will be pleasantly
cool and surrounded with ice,
[15:38] ---
and we will leisurely indulge
in Gundam model making!
[15:39] ---
This will truly be the ideal Gunpla nation!
[15:42] ---
This is truly an impregnable moving
fortress of overwhelming firepower.
[15:47] ---
There exists no military on Pekopon that
could stand against this silent fortress.
[15:52] ---
This is truly the ideal military nation!
[15:56] ---
Freshly-chilled cola,
cold sherbet, and shaved ice!
[15:59] ---
All the chilled snacks I want every day!
[16:02] ---
This is truly the ideal snack nation!
[16:06] ---
U-Um...
[16:07] ---
E-Every... everyone...?!
[16:09] ---
Okay!
[16:10] ---
Invading nation Keron... surface, sir!
[16:19] ---
Finally, the time is upon us, sir!
[16:22] ---
The time to declare our invading
nation status loud and clear!
[16:28] ---
Uncle!
[16:29] ---
Something is approaching from overhead!
[16:31] ---
Probably just some country's
airplane, right, ma'am?
[16:34] ---
W-Well, but,
[16:35] ---
the target is approaching
at triple normal speed!
[16:37] ---
Triple?!
[16:38] ---
D-Don't tell me...
[16:41] ---
You'd better believe it!
SIGN WARNING
[16:44] ---
The approaching object is Natsumi-san
in a new model of powered suit!
[16:48] ---
I'll show you hell hath no fury
like a maiden shamed!
[16:53] ---
Natsumi-san has launched micro-missiles!
[16:56] ---
Or, like, heated body?
[16:58] ---
What do we do, Keroro?
[16:59] ---
Wait, Mr. Corporal!
[17:01] ---
In times like this, you just have to
look at the sweat on the captain's face
[17:04] ---
and you can tell whether
or not it is a real crisis!
[17:06] ---
I see!
[17:07] ---
It's true that it took a lot to make
the famous captains of the past sweat!
[17:15] ---
He is not sweating a bead!
[17:16] ---
Looks like it's okay to place
our trust in him this time!
[17:26] ---
It's not working?
[17:27] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[17:29] ---
A mere ten or hundred missiles
[17:32] ---
isn't going to do a thing to
this thick ice armor, sir!
[17:35] ---
Wow!
[17:37] ---
Thick ice can even be used
for spaceships, you see, sir!
[17:40] ---
I see!
[17:42] ---
So it's like natural armor!
[17:44] ---
Long live ecology!
[17:46] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero.
[17:49] ---
Wh-What should I...
[17:53] ---
You were good today.
[17:56] ---
I'll throw in a special bonus this time.
[17:58] ---
I'll add on an ultimate weapon for you.
[18:02] ---
Oh, right!
[18:18] ---
That's...!
[18:19] ---
...the ultra-miniature climate weapon Kululu
was in the middle of developing?
SIGN "I plan to get a Nobel prize for this someday" Cannon (Earth Environment Exploitation Cannon)
SIGN "I plan to get a Nobel prize for this someday" Cannon (Earth Environment Exploitation Cannon)
[18:25] ---
The "I plan to get a Nobel prize
for this someday" Cannon?!
[18:29] ---
I got this power in exchange for
something irreplaceable for a maiden!
[18:33] ---
You guys and your good-for-nothing
invading nation...
[18:36] ---
...can go eat you-know-what!!
[18:37] ---
Gathering atmospheric CO2.
[18:39] ---
Greenhouse effect max.
[18:41] ---
Firing preparations okay.
[18:44] ---
Goooooo!!
[18:50] ---
What's going on?!
[18:57] ---
This...
[18:58] ---
Are you planning to use the intense heat
of the locally-created greenhouse effect
[19:02] ---
to melt this iceberg?!
[19:04] ---
Thank you very much for the
easy-to-understand explanation!
[19:07] ---
The heat produced by
the greenhouse effect
[19:09] ---
is causing Uncle's nation to
evaporate at a tremendous rate!
[19:13] ---
Or, like, country's collapse?
[19:15] ---
O-Oh, right!
[19:16] ---
If we look at Mr. Captain's face...
[19:18] ---
That's right!
[19:19] ---
Depending on whether or not he is sweating,
[19:21] ---
we can tell if it's a true crisis!
[19:27] ---
It's a crisis!!
[19:31] ---
What happened?
[19:37] ---
Fuyuki!
[19:38] ---
Sis!
[19:47] ---
You are so mean!
[19:57] ---
Gero!
[20:03] ---
That stupid frog!
All the trouble he causes me!
[20:06] ---
Sis, what did you do?
[20:09] ---
I dunno exactly...
[20:11] ---
Something about the greenhouse effect.
[20:13] ---
That huge iceberg...
[20:16] ---
...melted in a second...
[20:18] ---
The greenhouse effect is scary.
[20:28] ---
And so the sergeant's terrifying
sovereign nation plan
[20:32] ---
sank to the bottom of Tokyo Bay.
[20:38] ---
The following day was just as hot
as the one before it!
[20:42] ---
Welcome back...
[20:43] ---
This again?
SIGN A/C Automatic
SIGN A/C Automatic
SIGN Off
[20:55] ---
Sis?
[20:56] ---
Let's bear it for just a little.
[20:58] ---
Why don't we make some shaved ice?
[21:02] ---
Yeah!
[21:05] ---
Don't tremble so much, Uncle...
[21:08] ---
We'll apologize to Natsumi-san together.
[21:11] ---
I... I'm not trembling.
[21:14] ---
My butt is just cold.
[21:16] ---
I am so hungry...
[21:18] ---
We have shaved ice.
[21:20] ---
No syrup, though.
[21:22] ---
Um...
[21:23] ---
You know, I...
[21:24] ---
I'm going to make a country
somewhere with no Lady Natsumi.
[21:29] ---
Their journey in search
of their dream country...
[21:32] ---
...looks like it still has a way to go.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
SIGN Humid Stuffy
[23:07] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
We don't see pro wrestling
on TV at all anymore,
[23:12] ---
but golf is still on all the time.
That doesn't make sense to me.
[23:15] ---
Does that mean it gets more
viewers than wrestling?
SIGN Explosion
SIGN Bonk Bonk
[23:18] ---
Ah... is it a sponsorship issue?
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Don't forget your gloves!
SIGN Viper A
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E275 - Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir! / Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:37] ---
That's amazing.
[01:38] ---
He's only 17, apparently!
[01:40] ---
I'd like to try golf.
[01:42] ---
I feel like I might be okay at it!
[01:44] ---
We do have golf games here, but...
[01:47] ---
Not those!
[01:49] ---
I want to actually go around a course.
[01:51] ---
Oho? Golf?
[01:53] ---
I can invite you, if you want.
[01:56] ---
Huh? You play golf?
[01:59] ---
Call it an adult indulgence.
[02:05] ---
Keroro: Keron-Style Golf, Sir!
[02:11] ---
Okay, feel free to use these.
[02:13] ---
Th-Thank you very much.
[02:15] ---
Let's enjoy this together, shall we?
[02:18] ---
This is kind of an unusual situation.
[02:21] ---
It is best to all get along well
with one another!
[02:23] ---
It has been a while!
[02:26] ---
I'll show you my full swing.
[02:28] ---
I'll be the caddie.
[02:30] ---
I'm joining in, too!
[02:32] ---
Or, like, no-charge invite?
[02:34] ---
So, first, you need to register.
[02:43] ---
I wonder if I can do this.
[02:45] ---
You'll be fine.
[02:46] ---
Modern clubs perform very well.
[02:48] ---
My course debut already!
[02:50] ---
H-Hey, Keroro.
[02:52] ---
Natsumi is aware of the rules, right?
[02:55] ---
I've told her the minimum
she needs to know to get started.
[02:59] ---
The minimum she needs to know.
[03:05] ---
Wow!
[03:07] ---
Isn't there anyone else here?
[03:09] ---
You typically rent out a course for your
party when playing Keron-style golf.
SIGN Humid Stuffy
[03:13] ---
But... the weather here feels
a little close, doesn't it?
[03:16] ---
Yeah...
SIGN Haaa ha ha ha ha
[03:20] ---
W-Wasn't that...
[03:21] ---
Each course has its own peculiarities.
[03:24] ---
Peculiarities?
SIGN 1st Hole
[03:28] ---
Um, so we're playing as a single team of 7?
[03:31] ---
Any number can play at Keron-style golf.
[03:33] ---
Huh.
[03:35] ---
First the front nine—the first 9 holes.
[03:37] ---
The person with the smallest total
number of shots wins, right?
[03:41] ---
I won't lose!
[03:42] ---
Okay, then! The Keron-style
golf competition begins!
[03:47] ---
I'm first.
[03:48] ---
This hole is a long one,
so I'll start with a driver!
[03:52] ---
Looks like she knows a bit.
[04:00] ---
I have studied a little, you know!
[04:02] ---
Well, good luck.
[04:17] ---
Ahhh... it bent to the right.
[04:21] ---
Huh? What's this?
[04:23] ---
The number of times you hit
is automatically displayed!
[04:26] ---
Next is Uncle!
[04:28] ---
Who knew the day would come
when I would use you again?
[04:33] ---
It is Mr. Sergeant's personal beam driver!
[04:35] ---
He is serious.
[04:43] ---
I'm a frog!
[04:44] ---
A pro-golfer frog!
[04:49] ---
Whiff.
[04:50] ---
Gero...
[04:52] ---
Nice going, commander. I'm impressed.
[04:57] ---
I forgot something very important, sir.
[05:00] ---
Once more.
SIGN Barbecued...
[05:02] ---
Barbecued... pork...
SIGN Pork...
SIGN Bowl
[05:04] ---
...bowl!
SIGN Clatter-plunk
[05:21] ---
It's an albatross, Uncle!
[05:24] ---
No way!
[05:25] ---
That's amazing, Sarge!
[05:27] ---
Missed out on the hole-in-one.
[05:29] ---
But is it okay to do that much?
[05:32] ---
This is the magic formula
of Keron-style golf!
[05:35] ---
The course will enjoy being hit more!
[05:39] ---
It'll enjoy being hit more?
[05:41] ---
I guess I'm up next.
[05:46] ---
Target, locked on!
[05:48] ---
Giroro, moving out!
[05:59] ---
Not bad.
[06:00] ---
Wow.
[06:02] ---
Next...
[06:03] ---
...is my nunchuk driver!
[06:07] ---
Invisible swing!
[06:19] ---
Bunker!
[06:21] ---
I am up next.
[06:25] ---
Dance, whirlwind!
[06:26] ---
To the teeing ground!
[06:28] ---
Assassin Magic:
[06:29] ---
Monkey-Style Jupiter Shot!
[06:36] ---
Well, that one won't be coming
down for a while. Break time!
SIGN One hour passes...
[06:40] ---
One hour passes...
[06:49] ---
On the green in one!
[06:51] ---
W-Wow...
[06:54] ---
I'm up next.
[06:57] ---
Here we go.
[06:59] ---
Take that!
[07:03] ---
That's just fine, Master Fuyuki, sir!
[07:05] ---
I-Is it?
[07:09] ---
I'm next!
[07:10] ---
Or, like, roaring spirits?
[07:13] [SONG] ---
Nostradamus... damus... damus...
[07:16] ---
There!
[07:17] [SONG] ---
Nostradamus... damus... damus...
[07:24] ---
The ball has ceased to exist.
SIGN Warm fuzzies...
[07:27] ---
That felt good...
[07:29] ---
The game continues on and on.
SIGN Stuffy
[07:33] ---
Geez...
SIGN Doooooou!
[07:37] ---
What's with that?!
[07:46] ---
This bunker is too sloped, eh?!
[07:51] ---
Ah! A lake!
[07:53] ---
And finally, they made it to the ninth hole!
[07:55] ---
And this is the final putt.
SIGN Clatter-plunk
[08:08] ---
I hit 70 on the first nine.
[08:11] ---
It wouldn't fly straight at all.
[08:13] ---
No, I think you did quite well.
[08:15] ---
Sarge, you were great! You're in first!
[08:18] ---
You're good, too, Master Fuyuki!
SIGN 1. Keroro - 41 2. Doronuma - 46 3. Red Daruma - 51 4. Mois - 58 5. Fuyuki - 66 6. Natsumi - 70 7. Tamama - 92
[08:20] ---
Your short and steady strokes
carried you to 5th, sir.
[08:24] ---
Wahaaaahh... I am in last!
SIGN Last!
[08:26] ---
So, Lady Natsumi, you are
second from the bottom, so...
[08:30] ---
Yes, I get the booby prize, I know.
[08:33] ---
Uh, so, if I remember,
the one who gets the booby prize
[08:36] ---
has to switch out for someone else
in the next game?
[08:39] ---
Precisely.
[08:40] ---
But... who am I switching with?
[08:47] ---
That felt good!
[08:51] ---
Don't tell me this course is...
[08:54] ---
...556-san's body?!
[08:56] ---
We got turned small?!
[08:59] ---
Indeed!
[09:00] ---
Then this oppressive closeness...
[09:02] ---
...is 556's peculiarity.
[09:04] ---
I... I'm getting goosebumps.
[09:07] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:08] ---
I'm sorry my brother is
so swelteringly close!
[09:11] ---
That lake, for example.
[09:13] ---
That's 556's belly button.
SIGN Chills
[09:15] ---
Noooooooooo!
[09:16] ---
Keron-style golf...
[09:18] ---
Its defining characteristic
[09:19] ---
is that the member who gets the booby prize
[09:21] ---
becomes the next course.
[09:24] ---
In this way we avoid
damaging the environment,
[09:26] ---
we can make courses with
their own peculiarities,
[09:29] ---
and plus, the one who
becomes the course
[09:31] ---
gets a massage from being hit
in all different places,
SIGN Stuffy
[09:33] ---
helping to relieve all that
exhaustion worked up on the course!
[09:36] ---
It's a system that kills two birds
with one stone, ma'am!
[09:39] ---
I feel much better!
[09:42] ---
In our previous competition,
[09:43] ---
556 got the booby prize, so...
[09:46] ---
And I got the booby prize this time!
[09:49] ---
Of course, you will be
the next course, ma'am.
[09:53] ---
N-No way!
[09:55] ---
I-It is one of the rules...
[09:57] ---
Oh, no...
[09:58] ---
Gero gero gero.
[10:00] ---
Keep it a secret that I tampered
with Lady Natsumi's club, sir.
[10:04] ---
Y-You did that?!
[10:06] ---
Who cares? I lent it to her
for free, didn't I?
[10:09] ---
Besides... what about you, Giroro?
[10:12] ---
Don't you want to play a round?
[10:13] ---
On course...
[10:14] ---
...Na...
[10:15] ---
...tsu...
[10:16] ---
...mi?
[10:18] ---
A-Allow me the pleasure of doing so!
[10:20] ---
Now, then! You're registered,
so there's no escape, ma'am!
[10:24] ---
Gero gerorin.
[10:26] ---
W-Wait...
[10:28] ---
Wait a seeeec!
[10:32] ---
Sis!
[10:36] ---
I'm sorry! I'm s-sorry!
[10:41] ---
Natsumi-san... What a gentle
and beautiful landscape!
[10:45] ---
Or, like, immense appeal?
[10:47] ---
What firm and finely-textured grass!
[10:49] ---
A wonderful first-class course.
[10:51] ---
The bunkers might be bare skin.
[10:53] ---
Whhhhhat?!
[10:55] ---
Now, this is a course
worth hitting, sir.
[10:58] ---
Let's really enjoy this and
forget our troubles here, sir.
[11:03] ---
I can't move...
[11:07] ---
Huh?
[11:09] ---
This might feel kind of nice...
[11:12] ---
Like a massage.
SIGN Shlop
[11:28] ---
Wh-Where are we?
[11:40] ---
Well. It's quite fun, you know, golf!
SIGN Kululu
[11:49] ---
Nyonyonyo! Nyonyonyo!
I'm gonna make some curry!
[11:52] ---
Making curry in a fully-electric
built-in kitchen.
[11:56] ---
The A/C is working perfectly,
and the temperature is comfortable.
SIGN Categorized
Combustable Trash
[11:58] ---
This is Kululu's lab.
[12:07] ---
Keroro: Run, Keroro, Sir!
SIGN Economic Recovery Meeting
[12:12] ---
So, that being the case, sir,
[12:14] ---
due to the recent space recession, I have
cut our unnecessary energy usage, sir.
SIGN Mmh...
[12:21] ---
No one told me.
[12:22] ---
Last month's utility expenses
were three times normal!
[12:26] ---
Or, like, urgent problems?
[12:28] ---
You see, you see? Three times and red!
[12:29] ---
[12:30] ---
This is seriously gerohcrap for real, sir!
[12:33] ---
Ahh... so then...
[12:34] ---
Is that why my giant refrigerator
just for snacks stopped working?
[12:38] ---
Stay strong, Tamama, sir.
[12:40] ---
But, but, Mr. Sergeant,
your Gunpla-only light up diorama
[12:44] ---
was switched on
when I looked just now!
[12:46] ---
That's because, y'know, that's art.
[12:49] ---
See? Can't turn that off.
[12:50] ---
That's unfair, unfair!
[12:52] ---
You dumbos...
[12:56] ---
Look at all your blubber!
[12:58] ---
You're slacking, and this proves it!
[12:59] ---
Start by getting rid of your
own wastefulness and tone up!
SIGN Boi-oi-oi-ng
[13:02] ---
If you keep on like this,
you'll be failures as soldiers!
[13:04] ---
Blubber...
[13:07] ---
Commander, something's here for you.
[13:09] ---
Gero?
[13:11] ---
Excuse me.
[13:12] ---
This'd better not be something weird again.
[13:21] ---
Is this for training?
[13:23] ---
This is...
SIGN Space Professionals Ltd.
[13:24] ---
The latest bike from
Space Professionals Ltd.?!
[13:27] ---
Did this come from... Keron Army HQ?
[13:30] ---
They want us to shape up?
[13:32] ---
Perfect.
[13:33] ---
Get pedalling, Keroro.
[13:35] ---
Ah, yeah, but it could be a
hostile alien trap, y'know?
[13:39] ---
Whh-What are you doing?
[13:40] ---
Try it out once!
[13:42] ---
Then we'll know, sir.
[13:43] ---
Why me?!
[13:45] ---
Back when we were in training,
[13:46] ---
you pedalled on these more than any of us.
[13:49] ---
So you'll know right away if there's
anything wrong with it!
[13:51] ---
Go, you model soldier!
[13:53] ---
You are wonderful!
[13:55] ---
Good grief. You're right after me,
Keroro, you got that?
[13:58] ---
Just hurry up and make that lactic acid.
[14:02] ---
This is...
[14:03] ---
What's wrong, sir?
SIGN Whirr Whirr Whirr Whirr
[14:05] ---
It doesn't seem to make much noise.
[14:07] ---
It looks like the makers
improved it all around.
[14:09] ---
I see...
[14:10] ---
Sounds like it's all right.
[14:11] ---
Hm, I wonder what this is.
[14:16] ---
You're just going to drink straight from it?!
[14:17] ---
Ah! A sports drink comes out!
[14:21] ---
You can do karaoke on it, too!
[14:23] ---
Or, like, deeply thankful?
SIGN Thump Thump Thump Thump
[14:25] ---
Even percussion!
SIGN Beep
[14:26] ---
It's even got a fan.
[14:28] ---
What is this?
[14:30] ---
First-edition bonuses, I guess, sir.
[14:33] ---
Gara gara gara.
[14:35] ---
Congratulations, men.
[14:36] ---
Keep operating those devices,
or it will explode, gara!
SIGN Explode
[14:39] ---
Explode?!
SIGN Gara Gara Gara Gara
[14:41] ---
That voice, it's... Viper!
SIGN Dead
SIGN Dead Stop...
[14:46] ---
Don't stop, everyone!!
[14:48] ---
Pedal all-out!
SIGN Thump Thump Thump Thump
[14:50] ---
Silently hit those drums!
[14:51] ---
Press that remote control!
SIGN Beep
[14:53] ---
Just keep drinking!
[14:54] ---
And hold that mic, and don't sing!
[14:57] ---
Whaaa?! But!
SIGN Instructions
[14:58] ---
Ah, the instructions.
[15:00] ---
What's this?
SIGN This person made it.
I installed a trap.
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
How d'you like that, gara?
(Viper)
Gaara gara gara gara gara
[15:01] ---
I installed a trap.
[15:02] ---
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
[15:04] ---
How d'you like that, gara?
[15:06] ---
Always read the instructions first...
[15:13] ---
It really does have a bomb installed.
[15:15] ---
If anyone stops, it'll blow right up.
[15:17] ---
Welp, good luck!
SIGN Beep
[15:27] ---
Argh... I have no choice?
SIGN Thump Thump Thump Thump
[15:29] ---
Nooo! Why does this always happen to me?!
SIGN Beep
[15:31] ---
I can't take my hand off the remote.
SIGN Beep
[15:34] ---
I do not know how much I can drink.
[15:38] ---
I never knew it could be
so hard not to sing!
[15:40] ---
Or, like, More Peach Summer?!
SIGN Beep
[15:43] ---
Leave it to me, sir!
SIGN Beep
[15:44] ---
Viper himself should know how to disarm this!
SIGN Beep
SIGN Beep
[15:48] ---
I'll get my hands on him and
drag him back here, sir!
SIGN Beep
SIGN Beep
[15:50] ---
Gara gara. I know how you think, gara.
SIGN Beep
[15:54] ---
Just come find me a little bit too late.
SIGN Beep
[15:56] ---
Come back after it's blown up,
and you at least will survive, gara!
SIGN Beep
SIGN Beep
[15:59] ---
What?!
SIGN Beep
[16:01] ---
I'll be right back!
[16:03] ---
Wait for me, everyone!
[16:06] ---
I'll definitely come back, sir!
[16:10] ---
I wonder if he'll be back!
[16:12] ---
That Viper!
[16:13] ---
I believe in Mr. Sergeant...
[16:16] ---
I'll be waiting for you, Uncle!
[16:18] ---
Until then, I promise...
[16:20] ---
I promise to hold in
my desire to sing karaoke!
[16:23] ---
Or, like, devout lover?
[16:26] ---
Mois-chan, you like karaoke that much?
SIGN Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN Beep
[16:30] ---
Sarge...
SIGN Beep
SIGN Beep
SIGN Thump Thump Thump Thump
[16:32] ---
Come back quickly!
[16:33] ---
All our lives are riding on you!
[16:36] ---
It's all up to you, Keroro!
SIGN Beep
[16:39] ---
Meanwhile.
[16:42] ---
The legendary Master Grade Zakrello!
[16:45] ---
This Zakrello...
SIGN Toys and Plastic Models
[16:46] ---
I'll beat the price down!
Beat it down! Beat it down!
[16:49] ---
He took a detour.
[16:52] ---
What am I doing?
[16:54] ---
Now isn't the time for this.
[16:58] ---
And, the normal place.
[16:59] ---
Come on, get out here, Viper!
[17:01] ---
I know you're here! You love quarries!
SIGN KYAAA
SIGN Viper A
SIGN 100 Ways to
Torment
Keronians
[17:09] ---
Disturb me while I'm reading, would you?
[17:11] ---
Eeek!
[17:12] ---
What do you want from me, Keronian?!
[17:14] ---
Umm... I had something
I wanted to ask you.
SIGN Instructions
[17:17] ---
The thing is, you see...
[17:19] ---
Huh?
SIGN This person made it.
I installed a trap.
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
How d'you like that, gara?
(Viper)
Gaara gara gara gara gara
[17:21] ---
He looks a little different...
[17:23] ---
Sorry! Do you know this person?
[17:25] ---
No I don't, gara!
[17:28] ---
Excuse me! Do you know—
SIGN Viper B
[17:30] ---
Ain't got a clue, gara!
SIGN Viper C
[17:32] ---
Don't ever come here again, gara!
SIGN Viper D
[17:34] ---
Oh - this - feels - good - ga - ra!
[17:40] ---
Gero.
[17:42] ---
Where in the world is he, that Viper?
[17:48] ---
This is impossible on my own, sir.
[17:50] ---
I've always had the men of
my unit with me, sir, but...
[17:54] ---
Comrades really are important, sir.
[17:58] ---
But now...
SIGN Beep
[18:02] ---
Umm... Aren't you forgetting
about someone in particular?
SIGN Someone
[18:07] ---
Nin?
[18:12] ---
Gero!
[18:13] ---
Gero!!
[18:14] ---
I fell a-frickin'-sleep, sir!
SIGN Crushed
[18:16] ---
And it's already evening?!
SIGN Panic Panic Panic Panic
[18:18] ---
H-Has it already blown up?!
[18:21] ---
I'm scared to contact them and check, sir!
[18:25] ---
Ughhh. Living in the park ain't easy, gara.
[18:29] ---
My throat is so itchy, gara.
[18:31] ---
Gero?
[18:32] ---
You!
[18:33] ---
You!
[18:35] ---
You'll regret meeting me here, sir!
[18:38] ---
This is you, isn't it, sir?
SIGN This person made it.
I installed a trap.
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
How d'you like that, gara?
(Viper)
[18:40] ---
What?!
[18:41] ---
You're coming with me, sir!
[18:44] ---
No!
[18:44] ---
Shut it, gara.
[18:46] ---
Gero?
[18:47] ---
I-It's no good...
[18:48] ---
Ahh. He's finished.
[18:51] ---
It doesn't matter anymore.
[18:53] ---
I have lost, sir.
[18:55] ---
Just laugh at me.
[18:57] ---
I might as well survive now and go through
life as an unscrupulous man, sir.
[19:00] ---
I'll live by forsaking others.
[19:02] ---
It happens a lot in life, doesn't it?
[19:04] ---
We all do as we please in the end, sir.
SIGN Gulp Gulp Gulp
SIGN Beep
SIGN Thump Thump
[19:17] ---
I have people who believe in me...
who are waiting for me, sir!
[19:23] ---
I am trusted!
[19:25] ---
What is with you? You want more?!
[19:28] ---
I am trusted!
[19:30] ---
You're one impudent Keronian!
[19:32] ---
I'll beat you to a pulp, gara!
[19:36] ---
Commander-dono!
[19:37] ---
Dororo!
[19:38] ---
I came here sensing an
abnormally malicious aura!
[19:40] ---
Explain the situation later!
[19:42] ---
Come to think of it,
I totally forgot about Dororo.
[19:45] ---
What can the two of you
do against me, gara?!
[19:47] ---
Grab him, sir!
[19:49] ---
Understood!
SIGN Gloooom
SIGN Beep
[19:54] ---
Mois-chan...
SIGN Beep
SIGN Thump Thump Thump
[19:56] ---
The... the feeling in my hands...
[19:59] ---
No... more...
[20:01] ---
Giroro... Keep it up!
[20:04] ---
Who do you think I am?
[20:06] ---
I can't allow myself to look pathetic
in front of Natsumi!
SIGN Beep
[20:09] ---
B-But... all of us are near our limits...
SIGN Beep
SIGN Beep
SIGN Beep
SIGN Beep
[20:13] ---
Keroro, are you still not back?!
[20:17] ---
Stupid frog!
[20:18] ---
Keroro!
[20:20] ---
Uncle!
[20:21] ---
Sarge!
[20:22] ---
I... I'm back, sir!
[20:24] ---
Now, tell us how to defuse the bomb!
[20:27] ---
I said I don't know!
[20:29] ---
Ask all you want.
That's all I can tell you, gara!
[20:32] ---
Even that pic there isn't me.
The left and right are backwards!
SIGN This person made it.
I installed a trap.
If you stop, it will explode, gara.
How d'you like that, gara?
SIGN This person made it.
[20:35] ---
And the mark is different!
[20:37] ---
Ah, it's true.
[20:38] ---
So it's not you? Seriously?
[20:40] ---
Seriously.
SIGN Whaaaaaaaaaa?!
[20:42] ---
N-Nooo...
[20:44] ---
I can't... go on...
[20:46] ---
Guys?
[20:47] ---
Done for...
[20:48] ---
Guys, guys!
[20:52] [SONG] ---
Don't strip off my powered suit!
[20:53] ---
M-Mois-chan!
[20:57] ---
Freshly-pi—
[20:59] ---
Nice work, gara!
[21:02] ---
Why only me...
[21:03] ---
What? This is all?
[21:05] ---
What was all that fuss for?
[21:07] ---
Who would pull a prank this complicated?
[21:11] ---
Gero?
[21:12] ---
Oh?
SIGN Kululu
[21:19] ---
Tch.
[21:20] ---
That generator died surprisingly fast.
[21:23] ---
So it was you.
[21:25] ---
Maybe I'll make it a treadmill next time.
[21:30] ---
Oh? Rare to see you all here at once...
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu here.
[23:09] ---
How many weapons and mechs
do you think I've made so far?
[23:13] ---
Actually, I haven't got a clue.
[23:15] ---
Someone count from episode 1!
SIGN Tsukudani
[23:17] ---
I certainly ain't gonna.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Giroro's daddy has a double chin!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!"
SIGN Ba-dum
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E276 - Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir! / Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Station
[01:39] ---
It's been a while since we came here...
[01:41] ---
Admiral!
[01:44] ---
We've been waiting for you, ma'am!
[01:46] ---
Oh! Kero-chan and Kulu-chan!
[01:48] ---
Why are you here?
[01:50] ---
We heard that you would be
visiting the Hinata residence,
[01:53] ---
so we are here to greet you, ma'am.
[01:55] ---
Well! That is very nice.
Thank you very much.
[01:59] ---
U-Umm...
[02:01] ---
By the way, I have a
request for you, Admiral.
[02:04] ---
Oh?
SIGN DANGER!
Do Not Turn
[02:06] ---
What's that?
[02:07] ---
Uhh...
[02:08] ---
Err...
[02:10] ---
It feels like we've seen this machine
once before? A long time ago...
[02:16] ---
Keroro: The Admiral's Assault, Sir!
[02:22] ---
Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
[02:24] ---
The Admiral has arrived, sir!
[02:27] ---
Grandma!
[02:28] ---
Hello!
[02:29] ---
There we go.
[02:31] ---
My body feels so heavy.
[02:33] ---
Pekoponians don't have it easy, huh?
[02:37] ---
What is it, Grandma?
[02:39] ---
Oh, no, no, it's nothing!
[02:41] ---
What's with these things...
get off already... what a nuisance...
[02:42] ---
Hm? Something seems strange about Grandma...
[02:45] ---
Hey, Kululu!
[02:46] ---
Keep your trap shut.
You'll give the game away!
[02:48] ---
Tch. Fine.
[02:51] ---
Huh?! Why is Grandma Kululu now?
[02:54] ---
Ah... I remembered.
[02:56] ---
That thing from before...
[02:58] ---
It was a machine for making
two people change places, wasn't it?
SIGN Rrrrrrrrrrumble
[03:01] ---
I remember a long time ago, the sergeant
and Natsumi-chan changed places!
[03:06] ---
It must have been hot outside.
[03:07] ---
I'll make some roasted barley tea for you.
[03:09] ---
Oh, no, I think I'd prefer curry.
[03:12] ---
Daaaahhh!! Go ahead, go ahead!
[03:14] ---
A cold barley tea for the Admiral!
[03:17] ---
Ha ha! Hee hee...
[03:18] ---
Sarge, what are you up to, making
Grandma and Kululu switch bodies?
[03:22] ---
Ah! Stupid frog!
[03:24] ---
Gero?!
[03:25] ---
She realized already?
[03:26] ---
Now I remember.
[03:28] ---
You skipped cleaning the toilet
and the bath, didn't you?
[03:30] ---
Ah! That was, uh...
[03:32] ---
As punishment for skipping,
[03:34] ---
I'm extending your cleaning duty
by one whole week!
[03:37] ---
Gero?!
[03:39] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[03:41] ---
Tch. Fine, you pest.
[03:43] ---
Ah, come, come, Natsumi.
[03:45] ---
What is it, Grandma?
[03:47] ---
The commander—
[03:48] ---
Er, wait, no.
[03:49] ---
Let Kero-chan off the hook.
[03:52] ---
Kero-chan's always doing your cleaning
and laundry for you, after all.
[03:56] ---
Maybe you could let him have a little break
when I come over, at least?
[04:01] ---
You can't spoil him like that, Grandma!
[04:04] ---
This is when you have to be strict with him!
[04:06] ---
Kululu!
[04:07] ---
Tch. Again?
[04:09] ---
Ku ku...
[04:10] ---
Er, wait, no.
[04:12] ---
Cough, cough!
[04:13] ---
Are you okay, Grandma?
[04:15] ---
You won't listen to the request of this old woman
who doesn't have many years ahead of her?
[04:20] ---
Cough, cough!
[04:23] ---
Sis...
[04:26] ---
Well...
[04:28] ---
Since she's insisting...
[04:31] ---
However!
[04:32] ---
This is just this once, got it?
[04:33] ---
Gero! Roger, ma'am!
[04:37] ---
Good job!
[04:38] ---
Imagine that Hinata Natsumi
would obey me so easily.
[04:42] ---
This is getting kinda interesting.
[04:45] ---
Here you are, Grandma.
[04:47] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[04:48] ---
I think I'd like some
cold barley tea, too, ma'am!
[04:52] ---
What are you talking about?
[04:53] ---
Make it yourself.
[04:55] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, oy!
[04:57] ---
Come, come, Natsumi!
[04:59] ---
Get Kero-chan some barley tea, too.
[05:05] ---
You won't listen to my old lady's request?
[05:09] ---
Ahhh, what a cold granddaughter I have!
[05:13] ---
G-G-Grandma...
[05:15] ---
All right, all right,
you don't need to say things like that...
[05:21] ---
Gero gero gero.
[05:22] ---
It's just as I thought, sir!
SIGN Master Fuyuki
SIGN Lady Natsumi
[05:25] ---
The one who rules at the top
of the Hinata chain of command
SIGN Lady Mom
[05:28] ---
is Grandma Akina, a.k.a. the Admiral, sir!
SIGN Admiral
[05:31] ---
Accordingly,
[05:32] ---
all I have to do is bring
the Admiral under control,
SIGN Lady Mom
SIGN Lady Natsumi
[05:34] ---
and the Hinata Family will do the
bidding of the Keroro Platoon!
SIGN Master Fuyuki
[05:37] ---
In other words...
[05:38] ---
...this represents the total conquest
of the Hinata house, sir!
[05:42] ---
Gero gero gero.
[05:44] ---
Aha!
[05:45] ---
So that's why Kululu
is disguised as Grandma Akina.
[05:50] ---
Gosh...
[05:50] ---
What's gotten into Grandma?
[05:53] ---
She seems kind of different from usual.
[05:56] ---
Keroro!
[05:57] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[05:58] ---
He's arrived.
[06:00] ---
Gero...
[06:01] ---
Oof...
[06:06] ---
Pekoponian summers are darn hot
every time I come here!
[06:10] ---
Thank you for taking the time
to come all the way here,
[06:13] ---
Father.
[06:14] ---
By the way, uh... where is Mother?
[06:17] ---
Good question. Where is she?
[06:19] ---
She was all sweaty, so she was
sayin' she'd go fix up her makeup.
[06:22] ---
She's not foolin' anyone as to
'er age even if she does, though!
[06:23] ---
And why is the stupid frog's
father here now?!
[06:28] ---
Hey! Hinata Natsumi!
[06:30] ---
Don't just stand there!
[06:31] ---
Make some cold barley tea
for my father, ma'am!
[06:34] ---
Who are you giving orders to, stupid fr—
[06:38] ---
Natsumi... Make some roasted
barley tea for Keroro's father.
[06:44] ---
All right, fine...
[06:47] ---
Here you are.
[06:49] ---
Hinata Natsumi!
[06:51] ---
What now?
[06:52] ---
My father is tired from his long trip, ma'am.
[06:55] ---
Give him a shoulder rub, ma'am.
[06:57] ---
What?!
[06:58] ---
Why should I give y—
[07:07] ---
Ahh, thanks.
[07:10] ---
That feels good.
[07:11] ---
O-Oh, no, you're very welcome!
[07:16] ---
Y-You are dismissed until further notice.
[07:20] ---
Stuuuupiiiiid froooooggggg...
[07:29] ---
That stupid frog!
[07:31] ---
What's gotten into him, I wonder?
[07:34] ---
I don't know!
[07:35] ---
Whatever it is, I'm going
to pulverize him when I—
[07:43] ---
Nat-chan.
[07:44] ---
Huh? Where are you?
[07:47] ---
Here, Nat-chan.
[07:49] ---
Kululu?
[07:50] ---
It's me, Nat-chan.
[07:53] ---
Grandma?!
SIGN Kululu
[07:55] ---
What?! You and Kululu switched places?
[07:59] ---
That stupid frog!
[08:00] ---
And I can't believe he shut you in here!
[08:04] ---
But how did you get out?
SIGN DANGER! Do Not Turn
[08:07] ---
That girl was standing watch.
[08:09] ---
A lullaby sent her right to sleep.
[08:13] ---
Or, like, hypno master?
[08:15] ---
Anyway, this time they're definitely
not getting away with this!
[08:19] ---
Come, come.
[08:21] ---
I don't think it's something
to get that angry about.
[08:24] ---
But...
[08:25] ---
Can you tell, Nat-chan?
[08:27] ---
Why Kero-chan did this.
[08:30] ---
He was probably trying to look good
in front of his parents.
[08:34] ---
Yes...
[08:35] ---
That's probably part of it...
[08:37] ---
But I'm sure the biggest reason is...
[08:41] ---
...he didn't want to cause his parents
who live so far away any worry.
[08:45] ---
Don't you think?
[08:47] ---
Even so...
[08:49] ---
To do this to you, Grandma...
[08:51] ---
I can't just forgive him for that.
[08:54] ---
Oh, dear...
[08:55] ---
This isn't the way out, either.
[08:57] ---
The inside of this base is like a labyrinth!
[08:59] ---
Sarge's mother!
[09:01] ---
Oh, my!
[09:02] ---
You're one of Keroro's friends, aren't you?
[09:05] ---
You're just who I need.
[09:06] ---
I'm trying to get out of the base.
[09:08] ---
Ah! Um, sorry...
[09:10] ---
That isn't him right now.
[09:12] ---
Th-The person inside has switched, and...
[09:17] ---
I just had a great idea.
[09:20] ---
Oh? What's that?
[09:21] ---
Let's use this and give them
a bit of a shock.
SIGN DANGER!
Do Not Turn
[09:27] ---
Keroro!
[09:28] ---
Ah, I mean... commander!
[09:29] ---
We have brought your mother!
[09:31] ---
Ah, took ya long enough!
[09:33] ---
Honestly! Where in the world did you—
[09:35] ---
Hey! Keroro!
[09:37] ---
Gero!
[09:37] ---
What's the matter, Mother?
[09:39] ---
The toilet is dirty, isn't it?
[09:41] ---
Gero? It is, ma'am?
[09:43] ---
Then... Lady Natsumi!
[09:44] ---
Clean the toilet!
[09:47] ---
Huh?
[09:47] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[09:49] ---
What are you talking about?
[09:50] ---
I saw it written on the calendar.
[09:52] ---
You're in charge of that today, aren't you?
[09:54] ---
All right, all right,
you don't need to snap so much...
[09:58] ---
You keep quiet, dear!
[10:00] ---
Right...
[10:01] ---
She can silence even Mr. Sergeant's
father with just a word...
[10:05] ---
What power!
[10:09] ---
Stupid frog... I'll get
plenty of revenge on you!
[10:12] ---
So Sarge's mother and Natsumi-chan
have switched places this time!
[10:17] ---
Come on, get on with it, already!
[10:18] ---
Ow!
[10:21] ---
That hurts, I said!
[10:23] ---
Gero!
[10:23] ---
And when you're done with that,
[10:25] ---
you have the bath to clean
and the laundry to do!
[10:26] ---
Gero!
[10:36] ---
Gero?!
[10:37] ---
My mother and Lady Natsumi were switched?!
SIGN Crushed
[10:41] ---
It worked perfectly!
[10:43] ---
Good grief. So they got their own back
in exactly the same way.
[10:48] ---
The hunter has become the frog, kero.
[10:50] ---
How can I ever make this up to you, Admiral?!
[10:54] ---
You mustn't do this kind of
trick anymore, Kero-chan.
[10:57] ---
Roger, ma'am!
[10:59] ---
Just kidding.
[11:01] ---
Grandma's over here.
SIGN Fell for it yet again
[11:05] ---
Gero...
[11:07] ---
Ah. They still weren't back to normal, huh.
[11:10] ---
Ahh, that's much better.
[11:12] ---
The johns on Pekopon are so darn big,
I dunno how ya use 'em.
[11:15] ---
Ah, Mother, ya have a hanky?
[11:18] ---
Huh? U-Um...
[11:20] ---
Father!
[11:21] ---
Uhh, that is actually
Lady Natsumi, you see...
[11:25] ---
Mother is... um...
[11:27] ---
Hm? What're ya on about now, Keroro?
[11:29] ---
Gero...
[11:30] ---
Where did Mother go, sir?
[11:34] ---
She's right here.
[11:35] ---
No, that's not what I mean...
SIGN Café Armadillo
[11:40] ---
I've always wanted to have a
nice, long shopping trip on Pekopon.
SIGN Rice
crackers
[11:44] ---
Ah, these look delicious!
[11:44] ---
Oh, dear...
[11:45] ---
Sarge's mother...
SIGN Time-Limited Sale!
[11:46] ---
Oh, this one looks nice!
[11:47] ---
Are you sure it's okay to be going out on
your own in Natsumi-chan's body like that?
[11:48] ---
Ah, these are lovely, too!
[11:49] ---
And these!
[11:51] ---
Oh, my!
[11:55] ---
Giroro: Leave the Zipper There, Sir!
[12:00] ---
Come on, stupid frog!
You still can't find her?
[12:04] ---
I'm searching for her right now, ma'am!
[12:06] ---
But you see, my mother has always had the
tendency to go wandering off.
[12:13] ---
Nooo... Where has my body gone?!
SIGN Greengrocer
[12:23] ---
Good grief.
[12:24] ---
Oh, my! What are these, I wonder?
[12:28] ---
What a nice smell!
SIGN Beef Croquettes Steaks SALE
[12:32] ---
Oh, this looks delicious!
SIGN Steak Ribs Bacon
[12:33] ---
Oh, Natsumi-chan, nice to see you.
[12:35] ---
You're looking cute today.
[12:37] ---
You silly goose!
[12:38] ---
You won't get anywhere
flattering this old lady!
[12:43] ---
But anyway, can I have some of
these beef croquettes, please?
[12:46] ---
R-R-Right, thank you...
[12:49] ---
Oh, gosh!
[12:50] ---
I didn't bring any Pekoponian money!
[12:53] ---
I've been looking for you.
[12:55] ---
Giroro-kun!
[12:59] ---
Pekoponian croquettes are so delicious!
[13:03] ---
Oh? You're not eating, Giroro-kun?
[13:05] ---
Well, I am in the middle of a mission.
[13:08] ---
You don't have to be such a hard-head.
[13:10] ---
No...
[13:12] ---
You are, after all, the mother
of my superior officer.
[13:16] ---
Hey, Giroro!
[13:17] ---
Did you find my mother?!
[13:21] ---
Wait, Giroro-kun!
[13:23] ---
I want to continue enjoying Pekopon
a little more before I go home.
[13:28] ---
Madam.
[13:29] ---
No, Mother...
[13:30] ---
That body is not yours to use.
[13:33] ---
I know.
[13:35] ---
I won't put it in any danger.
[13:38] ---
But...
[13:40] ---
Pleeeease, Giroro-kun...
SIGN Ba-dum
[13:44] ---
Hellllloooo? Giroro?!
[13:47] ---
This is Giroro.
[13:48] ---
I still can't find her.
[13:50] ---
I will continue to search.
[13:51] ---
Is that so, sir...
[13:53] ---
We're counting on you, sir!
[13:56] ---
Thank you, Giroro-kun!
[13:58] ---
In exchange,
[13:59] ---
you will allow me to take responsibility
and escort you around Pekopon.
[14:04] ---
Then I guess we're on a date!
[14:07] ---
A... A date?
[14:12] ---
A date, huh...
[14:14] ---
But... it's with Keroro's mom, after all.
[14:17] ---
That said, side-by-side like this,
[14:18] ---
it really does look like I'm
on a date with Natsumi...
[14:21] ---
Wh-What am I thinking?!
[14:24] ---
I'm in the middle of a mission!
[14:25] ---
Giroro-kun!
SIGN Shoe Store
[14:26] ---
Let's go that way next!
[14:28] ---
Ah, of course!
SIGN Buy Now For Best Value!!
[14:32] ---
Ohhh!
[14:33] ---
This tsukudani is so delicious!
[14:36] ---
Would you like some, Giroro-kun?
[14:38] ---
No, thanks... I am carrying out a mission.
SIGN Tsukudani
[14:41] ---
Don't be like that.
[14:43] ---
Come on, open wide.
[14:46] ---
There. Isn't that delicious?
[14:48] ---
Yes...
[14:50] ---
A straw hat!
[14:51] ---
I remember buying one of these for
Keroro when he was a little boy.
[14:57] ---
Oh, it suits you, Giroro-kun!
[15:01] ---
I wonder if these are a
little flashy for him...
SIGN Charming Brilliant Summer Collection
[15:03] ---
Giroro-kun, would you try it on for me?
[15:06] ---
A necktie relationship...
[15:08] ---
Yes! It looks better than I thought!
[15:13] ---
Natsumi's face...
[15:14] ---
...is so close...
[15:16] ---
Have I ever been this close to her before?
[15:19] ---
She's so close to me,
I can feel her breath!
[15:22] ---
No!
[15:23] ---
What am I thinking?!
[15:25] ---
This is not Natsumi.
[15:26] ---
It's Keroro's mom!
[15:28] ---
I have to wake up.
[15:29] ---
I... c-can't... breathe...
[15:32] ---
I did it up too tight!
[15:34] ---
Are you all right, Giroro-kun?!
[15:37] ---
Ahh, I can't believe it.
Look at what time it is...
[15:39] ---
Where's Mother gotten to?
[15:41] ---
What's the matter?
[15:43] ---
Ah, I finally found ya.
[15:46] ---
Gero?
[15:47] ---
Father?
[15:48] ---
Mother, we really gotta be goin'!
[15:50] ---
Giroro-kun's father's waitin' on us!
[15:53] ---
Are you going somewhere, Father, sir?
[15:56] ---
We're off to the Atami hot springs.
[15:59] ---
See ya, Keroro.
[16:01] ---
W-Wait a moment...
[16:03] ---
Umm...
[16:04] ---
You see, I'm not your wife,
[16:06] ---
I'm Natsumi...
[16:07] ---
Mother, what are you keepin' on about?
[16:10] ---
We've got a reservation!
[16:12] ---
We gotta get goin'!
[16:13] ---
No, you see...
[16:15] ---
Oh, Nat-chan.
[16:16] ---
Why don't you just go with him for a while?
[16:21] ---
Quit your grumblin' and
let's get goin' already!
[16:23] ---
Oh, no...
[16:26] ---
Or, like, carted away?
SIGN Summer Bargains
[16:29] ---
Oh, my! They're so cheap!
[16:32] ---
I wonder if it's a little
garish for me, though...
[16:35] ---
No...
[16:36] ---
I think it would be all right.
[16:37] ---
Hey, Giroro-kun...
[16:39] ---
Do you think it's okay if I try it on?
[16:42] ---
I... I should think it would be...
[16:49] ---
What in blazes am I doing?!
[16:51] ---
I know, Giroro-kun!
[16:53] ---
Do you want to go to the beach together?
[16:55] ---
N-Now?
[16:57] ---
But—
[17:01] ---
Well?
[17:02] ---
Want to go?
[17:04] ---
I'll go...
[17:05] ---
I'll definitely go...
[17:12] ---
What is going on?!
[17:14] ---
It's Keroro's mom I'm with!
[17:16] ---
My friend's mom!
[17:18] ---
So why...
[17:19] ---
...why... why is my heart dancing?!
[17:22] ---
Hey, Giroro-kun!
[17:24] ---
Y-Yes?
[17:25] ---
My zipper's stuck.
[17:27] ---
Could you help me?
[17:29] ---
Your zi— Your zipper?!
[17:32] ---
Pull down Natsumi's zipper?!
[17:34] ---
No, wait!
[17:35] ---
This is nothing.
[17:36] ---
It's Keroro's mom I'm dealing with.
[17:38] ---
It's just a zipper...
[17:39] ---
No, even then...
[17:41] ---
Pulling down the zipper on my
friend's mother's clothes...
[17:44] ---
Isn't that in itself...
[17:46] ---
Isn't that in itself titillittleittleittle...
[17:50] ---
Nonononono!
[17:52] ---
Hello?! Giroro?!
[17:54] ---
How are you doing?!
[17:55] ---
We've got—
[17:57] ---
Sorry, Keroro...
[17:58] ---
I have to focus my mind.
[18:01] ---
What do you mean?
[18:05] ---
Cut off...
[18:06] ---
Uncle! What if Giroro-san has been
attacked by enemies?!
[18:09] ---
Gero?! Seriously?!
He needs urgent support!
[18:13] ---
Tamama! Can you hear me, sir?!
[18:15] ---
We've lost communication
with Corporal Giroro!
[18:17] ---
I want you to head to his location
immediately, sir!
[18:20] ---
Okay!
[18:21] ---
He's at...
SIGN Atami
[18:22] ---
Atami.
[18:23] ---
Atami...?
[18:25] ---
Why is he there?
[18:33] ---
Then... if you'll excuse me, Mother.
[18:35] ---
Sorry about this.
[18:37] ---
N-No... y-you're... quite welcome...
SIGN Space Okonomiyaki FX
[18:44] ---
Sudden appearance of a Space Okonomiyaki FX!
[18:47] ---
Ahh! What?!
[18:48] ---
Mother, please remain hidden in a safe place!
[18:52] ---
Giroro-kun!
[18:53] ---
You are the mother of my commander.
[18:56] ---
I will protect you with my life!
[18:59] ---
Giroro-kun...
[19:00] ---
And one more thing!
[19:02] ---
Leave the zipper there, please.
[19:13] ---
Why did this happen...?
[19:28] ---
S-Sorry to have kept you waiting.
[19:31] ---
The zipper...
[19:32] ---
Human!
SIGN Mysterious Creature Human
[19:34] ---
Sudden appearance of the
mysterious creature Human!
[19:37] ---
What?!
[19:38] ---
Good luck, Giroro-kun!
[19:43] ---
Once more...
[19:45] ---
The zipper...
[19:46] ---
Zipper...
[19:47] ---
Giant!
[19:48] ---
Wh—?!
[19:49] ---
Sudden appearance of giant squid,
giant turtle, giant crab!
SIGN Giant Squid
SIGN Giant Turtle
SIGN Giant Crab
[19:52] ---
Darn it! Again?!
[19:54] ---
Guts! Guts!
Show them your guts, Giroro-kun!
[19:58] ---
Yes, Mother!!
[20:02] ---
The zipper!
[20:06] ---
I will...
[20:08] ---
...l-lower...
[20:10] ---
...Natsumi's...
[20:11] ---
...zippeerrrrrr!!
[20:20] ---
Zipper...
[20:21] ---
I'm here to... lower your... zipper...
[20:24] ---
This bag's zipper is so...
[20:26] ---
So stiff!
[20:30] ---
Bag's?! Zipper?!
[20:32] ---
Yes!
[20:33] ---
Can you open it for me, Giroro-kun?
[20:38] ---
I found Mr. Sergeant's mother!
[20:41] ---
Oh! Looks like I can't run away anymore.
[20:45] ---
What happened to Giroro-senpai?
[20:47] ---
Well, you see, I was wondering that myself!
[20:50] ---
Giroro-kun? Giroro-kun?
[20:55] ---
Ah, Tamama!
[20:56] ---
You found my mother?
[20:58] ---
Ahh, I'm so glad, sir!
[21:01] ---
Hm, what?
[21:02] ---
Giroro says he wants time off for a while?
[21:06] ---
What's with that?
[21:07] ---
Where's Giroro?
[21:08] ---
Giroro!
[21:12] ---
Meanwhile, Natsumi-chan was...
[21:18] ---
What're you fussin' over?
[21:19] ---
Keronians are always like this!
[21:22] ---
Whaddaya need that ol' hand towel for, eh?
[21:24] ---
No, I...
[21:25] ---
I know that, but...
[21:27] ---
Just let me keep my...
[21:29] ---
See, see, ain't this better?
[21:31] ---
Whaaaaaa?!
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Member of the Special Advance Team of
the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[23:10] ---
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
[23:12] ---
Lance Corporal Zeroro here.
SIGN Butt firecracker
[23:13] ---
I am currently heading to Pekopon
on the Grand Star to invade.
[23:16] ---
When I arrive on Pekopon,
[23:18] ---
I will use my power as
the strongest assassin...
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Type-G, come back!
[23:23] ---
"Kero Zero: Space Take-Out, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Kero Zero: The Food Equations, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E277 - Kero Zero: Space Take-Out, Sir! / Kero Zero: The Food Equations, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN (The Present)
[01:31] ---
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[01:36] ---
There, formidable frog-type aliens
made plans to invade Earth.
[01:41] ---
They assembled a huge invasion force
[01:44] ---
and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
[01:48] ---
Along the way,
Sergeant Keroro and the others
[01:50] ---
met the Pekoponian
mech designer girl Kiko Katoyama,
[01:53] ---
who was assigned to the Grand Star.
[01:55] ---
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[01:59] ---
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
[02:07] ---
Kero Zero: Space Take-Out, Sir!
[02:13] ---
What?!
[02:15] ---
You just sold out of everything?!
[02:17] ---
Oh, no!
[02:18] ---
We are sold out of all items on the menu.
[02:21] ---
Then what will we do for lunch?
[02:23] ---
Tch. Fine.
[02:26] ---
Wait! You are not to act on your own,
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:29] ---
Ridiculous.
[02:30] ---
Why should our whole platoon
have to eat together?
[02:33] ---
The commander's not even here.
[02:36] ---
What?
[02:37] ---
Oh, yes, where is Mr. Sergeant?
[02:39] ---
Where did he go?
[02:41] ---
Geez.
[02:43] ---
Don't they realize ship food
every day gets boring?
[02:46] ---
I should get a take-out once in a while
[02:48] ---
to recharge my batteries, sir!
[02:50] ---
Now, what should I get?!
[02:52] ---
How can lunch sell out when they know
exactly how many Keronians are on board?
[02:58] ---
The Grand Star has an
artificial farm on board,
[03:01] ---
where vegetables from Planet Keron
are home-grown.
[03:05] ---
However, perhaps due to problems
with the fertilizer recently,
[03:08] ---
the growth has not been satisfactory,
[03:10] ---
and we have been unable to
secure adequate food supplies.
[03:13] ---
And so we have to put up with
Type-G military rations.
[03:18] ---
Keroro?
[03:20] ---
I know, sir!
[03:21] ---
I'll have a large Space Okonomiyaki FX,
[03:24] ---
with space eel topping.
[03:26] ---
And... is it true that Tomino Pizza
uses its own special warp navigation,
[03:30] ---
and guarantees delivery
anywhere within 5 minutes?
[03:33] ---
Seriously?!
[03:34] ---
Free of charge if you're even
0.1 second late?!
[03:36] ---
Whoa!
[03:37] ---
To the Grand Star, then, please!
[03:41] ---
Nice!
[03:42] ---
What are you doing?
[03:43] ---
Erk!
[03:49] ---
Hello, hello, platoon members!
Have you had lunch?
[03:52] ---
No, we're about to.
[03:53] ---
Are you not eating, Mr. Sergeant?
[03:57] ---
Well... uh... I'm... on a diet.
[04:00] ---
Huh?
[04:01] ---
What is that by your feet?
[04:06] ---
Gero?!
[04:07] ---
Wh-What a delicious-looking...
[04:12] ---
Gero?
[04:14] ---
Gero!
[04:16] ---
Mr. Sergeant?!
[04:17] ---
What is this?!
[04:19] ---
Butt Firecracker-kun!
[04:23] ---
Lady Kiko!
[04:24] ---
Don't surprise us like that, ma'am!
[04:28] ---
Come here, Butt Firecracker-kun!
SIGN Butt firecracker
[04:35] ---
Come on, you know you're not
supposed to wander off on your own!
[04:39] ---
Is... that its name?
[04:41] ---
How disturbing...
[04:48] ---
I really do love Type-Gs!
[04:50] ---
Why would a Pekoponian willingly
choose to eat that?
[04:53] ---
I am surprised you can eat them.
[04:55] ---
Really? They're tasty!
[04:57] ---
Nobibi agrees.
[05:00] ---
He says, "I'd eat Type-Gs through my nose!"
[05:03] ---
Nobibi again, ma'am?
[05:06] ---
Who is this Nobibi, anyway?
[05:10] ---
Unidentified spaceship approaching.
[05:13] ---
Unidentified spaceship approaching.
[05:15] ---
What?!
[05:17] ---
This is...
[05:19] ---
Gero.
[05:20] ---
Could that be...
[05:22] ---
Ah, I knew it! It's the take-out I ordered!
[05:25] ---
Oh, crap.
[05:26] ---
What now...
[05:27] ---
Warning Level Delta!
[05:29] ---
Battle stations, stage 1!
[05:31] ---
Gero!
[05:47] ---
He is amazing.
[05:49] ---
Who are they?
[05:50] ---
A hostile race?
[05:51] ---
Stop it!
[05:51] ---
Space pirates?!
[05:52] ---
Uh, no...
[05:53] ---
It might just be a passing delivery guy...
[05:57] ---
Why would a delivery guy be here?
[05:59] ---
Did someone order take-out?
[06:03] ---
That is impossible.
[06:04] ---
Article 651 of Grand Star Law specifies
[06:07] ---
that take-outs and similar
services are prohibited.
[06:10] ---
The punishment
for anyone breaking this rule
[06:12] ---
is for them to be limited to Type-Gs
for the rest of the journey to Pekopon.
[06:16] ---
F-For real?!
[06:28] ---
What speed!
[06:31] ---
It is getting closer and closer!
[06:33] ---
Cwap...
[06:34] ---
If this keeps up, they'll find out that
I was the one who ordered take-out.
[06:38] ---
That would be extremely bad!
[06:41] ---
There's no other option.
I have to go myself!
[06:42] ---
Ah, Mr. Sergeant!
[06:44] ---
Where are you going, Keroro?!
[06:47] ---
He's surprisingly dependable!
[06:54] ---
Wait, Keroro!
[06:56] ---
You plan to go out on your own?!
[06:57] ---
Erk.
[06:58] ---
It is the duty of a commander to
fight in situations like these!
[07:00] ---
Then we will accompany you!
[07:03] ---
We will come with you!
[07:05] ---
Please, order our platoon to move out!
[07:12] ---
Guys...
[07:16] ---
No... I cannot expose my precious
subordinates to danger, sir.
[07:21] ---
I should go by myself.
[07:23] ---
But...!
[07:24] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[07:25] ---
Keroro-kun!
[07:27] ---
This is an order from your commander, sir!
[07:38] ---
All right.
[07:39] ---
Mr. Corporal...
[07:40] ---
It is our commander's order.
[07:58] ---
I must stop him at all costs.
[08:00] ---
I can't be stuck with Type-Gs
all the way to Pekopon!
[08:02] ---
Never!
[08:23] ---
Gero!
[08:24] ---
Gero!
[08:31] ---
Gero?!
[08:32] ---
My only choice...
[08:33] ---
...is to approach,
somehow avoiding friendly fire,
[08:36] ---
make my way into the take-out ship,
[08:38] ---
swiftly explain the situation,
[08:40] ---
eat and savor the Space Okonomiyaki FX,
[08:43] ---
pay the guy his money, and withdraw!
[08:45] ---
I have no other...
[08:48] ---
...option!
[08:51] ---
Not bad, commander.
[08:56] ---
Keroro...
[08:58] ---
This is Mr. Sergeant's power...
[09:00] ---
I am witnessing a legend unfold!
[09:06] ---
I've caught up!
[09:08] ---
Delivery guy!
[09:13] ---
Huh?
[09:14] ---
Wait, is that the delivery guy?
[09:17] ---
Then...
[09:18] ---
...what's this one...
SIGN A real space pirate
[09:21] ---
A real space pirate!
[09:23] ---
No way!
[09:30] ---
Gero!
[09:32] ---
No!
[09:34] ---
Darn it! Fine!
[09:39] ---
Screw it, sir!
[09:53] ---
I will...
[09:55] ---
...bring this battle to an end, sirree!
[10:09] ---
Gero!
[10:15] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[10:26] ---
To see him achieve so much... is amazing.
[10:28] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[10:30] ---
Yeah.
[10:32] ---
Niiiice!
[10:33] ---
Keroro, assume landing course.
[10:37] ---
He's back!
[10:39] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[10:45] ---
Delivery for Sergeant Keroro-san,
leader of the Keroro Platoon!
[10:50] ---
Is that...
[10:52] ---
...take-out?
[10:55] ---
U-Umm...
[10:58] ---
According to Article 651
of Grand Star Law,
[11:01] ---
take-outs and similar services are prohi—
[11:03] ---
Soooo harsh!
[11:06] ---
Shortly after,
[11:07] ---
the take-out standard of providing free
service for a 0.1-second late delivery
[11:11] ---
would be abolished over safety concerns
due to the nature of space navigation.
[11:15] ---
But that is a story for another time...
[11:21] ---
Type-Gs.
[11:22] ---
They are military rations
developed by the Keron Army.
[11:26] ---
They are excellently nutritionally balanced,
and their portability is convenient, too.
[11:28] ---
However...
[11:30] ---
...they're really disgusting.
[11:32] ---
Noooo, no more!
[11:34] ---
I really can't have
any more normal food, sir?!
[11:38] ---
You brought it on yourself.
[11:39] ---
Ordering take-out.
[11:40] ---
Dear me.
[11:41] ---
Wanna put some curry on it?
[11:47] ---
If you don't want them,
then maybe give them to me, please?
[11:50] ---
L-Lady Kiko!
[11:51] ---
In exchange, I'll give you this lunch ticket
you can use at the cafeteria!
[11:55] ---
Th-Thank you, ma'am!
[11:58] ---
Yes!
[12:00] ---
This is the Mr. Sergeant I looked up to?
[12:05] ---
Emergency. Emergency.
[12:13] ---
Kero Zero: The Food Equations, Sir!
[12:18] ---
What?!
[12:19] ---
No way!
[12:19] ---
Wh—?!
[12:20] ---
What did you say?!
[12:22] ---
The main water tank ruptured
in the recent battle.
[12:26] ---
In accordance with Grand Star Law,
Article 87625,
[12:30] ---
the acquisition of drinkable water
will be prioritized.
[12:33] ---
Until we arrive at the next resupply planet,
[12:35] ---
each room may only flush their toilet once.
[12:39] ---
What?!
[12:40] ---
We're five men to a room here!
[12:42] ---
That is obviously impossible!
[12:45] ---
Well, the best thing would be
to refrain from eating,
[12:48] ---
and cut down on how much we expel.
[12:50] ---
What exactly are we going to do?
[12:52] ---
Want me to calculate it?
[12:55] ---
The excretion mass of the average
Keronian is x% of food intake...
[13:00] ---
The existing water volume in
a single toilet is y liters...
SIGN y liters
[13:04] ---
The mass it can flush is z grams...
SIGN z grams
[13:06] ---
Therefore, per person, the food
intake allowance capacity will be...
SIGN Onigiri?
[13:11] ---
...one onigiri.
[13:14] ---
Wait a sec!
SIGN Boo!
Boo!
SIGN Grumble
Grumble
[13:15] ---
I can't survive on that!
[13:15] ---
Just one?!
[13:16] ---
That isn't enough!
[13:18] ---
Deliveries for the Keroro Platoon.
[13:21] ---
Gero!
[13:22] ---
What a time for food packages, sir!
[13:26] ---
Space mentaiko!
[13:28] ---
They are from my father, sir!
[13:30] ---
Gero.
[13:31] ---
I could eat through those
on some steaming hot rice.
[13:34] ---
My family sent me space sweet potatoes!
[13:37] ---
And we have the space melons
my mom sent me!
[13:39] ---
Full of dietary fiber,
[13:41] ---
they'd get your bowels working...
[13:44] ---
Who is this one from?
[13:46] ---
That is from
Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama.
[13:49] ---
I made these as thanks for
the Type-Gs you gave me.
[13:52] ---
A delicious treat from Earth:
instant dumplings!
[13:55] ---
She sure is a nice person.
[13:58] ---
These are delicious!
[13:59] ---
Ah! He's eating already!
[14:01] ---
Hey!
[14:02] ---
These melons are perfectly ripe!
[14:03] ---
Yes...
[14:05] ---
We can't waste what we've been given.
[14:07] ---
Excuse me!
[14:08] ---
Need this?
[14:09] ---
No, I'm fine.
[14:11] ---
Hey!!
[14:14] ---
Why not just cross the line?
[14:16] ---
Dammit!
[14:17] ---
I can do that, too!
SIGN Chomp
Chomp
SIGN Gobble
Gobble
[14:19] ---
Come on, then, gimme the manjuu!
SIGN Chew
Chew
SIGN Smack
Smack
[14:21] ---
I'll shove 'em on rice and eat 'em all up!
SIGN Smack
Smack
SIGN Chomp
Chomp
SIGN Chew
Chew
[14:27] ---
I'm so full, sirrumph...
[14:30] ---
We ate it all...
[14:33] ---
What are we going to do now?
[14:34] ---
Well... We can't help what we've eaten, sir.
[14:38] ---
First we have to secure some water.
[14:41] ---
Why not borrow the toilet in
some other platoon's room?
[14:45] ---
Oh! Nice one there.
[14:47] ---
I'll be right back, sir.
[14:57] ---
Screw you!
[14:58] ---
You ain't havin' any of our water!
[14:59] ---
Uh, maybe we could, uh, compromise?
[15:02] ---
Gero!!
[15:08] ---
I-I-It's no good, sir.
[15:10] ---
They've all got murder in their eyes, sir.
[15:12] ---
Thought as much.
SIGN Grrrrrowwwwlll
[15:16] ---
I-It's finally coming, sir...
[15:19] ---
I know!
[15:21] ---
If we can materialize a toilet
using the raw Koredinite we got...
[15:25] ---
Oh!
[15:26] ---
Now that is a good plan, sir!
[15:35] ---
Don't any of you have a bit more
drawing ability, sir?
[15:38] ---
It is difficult...
[15:41] ---
This is...
[15:42] ---
What's up?
SIGN Toilet-Type Alien Toilex
[15:48] ---
What is this?!
[15:49] ---
Did I draw this?!
[15:53] ---
This is a problem, sir...
[15:55] ---
Oh, right!
[15:57] ---
This is the perfect time
to call on Lady Kiko!
[16:00] ---
He...llo...
[16:03] ---
This thing can talk now?
[16:05] ---
He seems to have quite the
capacity for learning!
[16:08] ---
Go on, say your name.
[16:10] ---
Butt Firecracker.
[16:13] ---
No, it isn't!
[16:15] ---
Your name is RGM-89K, remember?
[16:18] ---
Butt Firecracker.
[16:20] ---
On purpose?!
[16:22] ---
Um, more importantly, Lady Kiko,
[16:23] ---
we actually have a request...
[16:26] ---
A toilet?
[16:28] ---
I've never designed one of those before.
[16:31] ---
Interesting!
[16:33] ---
Then I'll design you a cool one!
SIGN Burn, Koredinite!
[16:39] ---
We can have high expectations for this, sir!
[16:42] ---
I'd like to give special attention
to the way the water arcs.
[16:46] ---
Given the angle of the nozzle of the
flushing system, I can calculate the shape I need.
[16:51] ---
The comfort of the seat
is very important, too.
[16:54] ---
Lady Kiko...
[16:55] ---
Umm... could you hurry a little more?
[16:56] ---
I know!
[16:57] ---
It could transform depending
on how you want to use it!
[17:00] ---
A feature where the toilet adjusts itself to
the circumstances of the person using it...
[17:04] ---
Hurry up and draw, ma'am!
[17:05] ---
Ahh, don't rush me, don't rush me!
[17:08] ---
At a time like this, Nobibi would say,
[17:10] ---
"Well, it's not like it's gonna kill me!"
[17:12] ---
I've heard enough about Nobibi...
[17:16] ---
If you don't hurry, I'll do it in here.
[17:19] ---
Wait! Okay, I understand!
[17:22] ---
Just hold on, I'll draw it right away.
[17:25] ---
So about this big...
[17:26] ---
Ah, maybe I should add an escape
feature in case of an emergency.
[17:30] ---
Forget it, ma'am!
[17:35] ---
Hey, wait!
[17:36] ---
Where are you going?!
[17:39] ---
You dumbo, you'd better not be
planning to beat the rest of us to it.
[17:41] ---
The commander takes priority
at times like this, sir!
[17:44] ---
No... We should... all go in together...
[17:47] ---
Together?! You must be mad!
[17:49] ---
Then... we'll say, the person to use it last
will flush it, and we'll go in turns...
[17:53] ---
What if it overflows?!
[17:54] ---
We should all go together!
[17:56] ---
No, I insist, the commander must be the one!
[18:02] ---
Gero!
[18:05] ---
Is that the take-out you ordered?!
[18:08] ---
It was still here?
SIGN Grrrrrllgllllglll
SIGN Rrrrrrrrrrr
[18:20] ---
Please...
[18:22] ---
Someone... help me...
[18:24] ---
But it's not just you...
[18:27] ---
I-It...
[18:28] ---
It has space eel and space umeboshi on top!
SIGN Space Eel
SIGN Space Umeboshi
[18:32] ---
Even in space, you should
never eat these two together!
SIGN Grrrrowwwwwwwlllll
[18:37] ---
If we eat this... what will happen to us?
[18:40] ---
But it's eat or be eaten.
[18:47] ---
It'shh fightinggg!
[18:51] ---
Keroro!
[18:52] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[18:53] ---
We have no choice but to do it.
[18:55] ---
Yes...
SIGN Smack
Smack
SIGN Uruaaaaa
SIGN Munch
Munch
SIGN Uttaraaaaaaa
SIGN Smack
Smack
[19:02] ---
It's delicious!
SIGN Munch
Munch
[19:03] ---
And it's kind of squishy!
SIGN Guoooooo
SIGN Smack
Smack
[19:05] ---
Gerp...
[19:07] ---
I can't eat any more...
[19:08] ---
My st-stomach...
[19:10] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[19:11] ---
Are you trying to sneak
into the toilet alone?
[19:16] ---
No, uh...
[19:19] ---
You dumbo... I won't permit that!
[19:21] ---
I am fine if I am with Mr. Sergeant!
[19:25] ---
In fact, totally okay!
[19:26] ---
We should all decide by fair lottery.
[19:30] ---
I have no particular comment.
[19:35] ---
Don't tell me...
[19:36] ---
Someone already used it, sir?!
[19:38] ---
It can only be used once!
[19:40] ---
So mean!
[19:41] ---
Who in the world...
[19:46] ---
I'm so sorry!
[19:48] ---
It was just about the time for me
to replace my cooling fluid.
[19:51] ---
I was expelling the old liquid.
[19:54] ---
You made us carry you when
you could walk on your own?!
[20:00] ---
Calm down, calm down...
[20:01] ---
You'll be in trouble if you get excited.
[20:04] ---
There's only one way now.
[20:08] ---
We'll try out the old way
they used to use on Pekopon.
[20:12] ---
This is gonna work well.
[20:15] ---
That's it!
[20:21] ---
Okay... are we all ready, sir?!
[20:23] ---
Yeah!
[20:24] ---
LET'S...
[20:25] ---
...SHOW...
[20:26] ---
...FIRE!
SIGN Please wait a few moments Keroro Gunsou
[20:28] ---
LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
SIGN Keroro Gunsou
[20:31] ---
LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:34] ---
LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:36] ---
LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:39] ---
LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:42] ---
LET'S... SHOW... FIRE!
[20:53] ---
Guys!
[20:55] ---
Huh? You're eating Type-Gs?
[20:58] ---
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[21:00] ---
We'll stick to Type-Gs for
a little while, ma'am.
[21:04] ---
The vegetables are growing really
well recently, apparently!
[21:07] ---
So I went and ordered stir-fry
vegetables right away!
[21:11] ---
O-Oh?
[21:17] ---
So fresh!
[21:23] ---
For a while after this incident, even after
arriving on Earth, Sergeant Major Kululu...
[21:27] ---
...would not touch on the
subject of curry for some time.
[21:30] ---
But that is a story for another time.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
I am Omiyo the ghost!
[23:09] ---
It's been a while!
SIGN Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
[23:10] ---
I am a residual ghost
haunting Keroro-san's room,
[23:14] ---
but I have very few appearances...
[23:16] ---
Ahhh! Booooo-hooooo!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
SIGN Okame Okonomi Sauce
[23:20] ---
Space takoyaki are big!
[23:23] ---
"Ghost Girl: Before/After, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Giroro, the Red Fairy, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E278 - Ghost Girl: Before/After, Sir! / Giroro: Red Fairy, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
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Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
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A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
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Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
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Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
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Today's story...
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...is very, very scary,
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so consider yourself duly warned.
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Boooooo...
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Boooooo...
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B-Boo...?
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Boo...
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Booooo...!
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I can't eat anymore...
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Huh?
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Omiyo...san?
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Good evening!
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No, wait!
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Boooooo...
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It's really late. What do you want?
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Yes. This is the Ghost Girl,
otherwise known as Omiyo-san.
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A honest-to-goodness ghost
who haunts the sergeant's room.
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Huh?! What's wrong, all of a sudden?
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Ghost Girl: Before/After, Sir!
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You wanted me to be scared?
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Yes...
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It's the end of summer now, after all.
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So I thought I should be ghostly...
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But it's no good.
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No one will show any fear of me.
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I even tried it outside...
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L-Like what?
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Well...
SIGN Nagawa Shopping District
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Oh, Satsuki, you bought a new digital camera!
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Yeah! Great, isn't it?
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Wow, how cute!
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Hey, let's take some pics!
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Any moment now!
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How is it? Did it come out okay?
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Huh?
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Who's she?
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I wonder...
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Geez, I wish people wouldn't do that...
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Some people are weird, aren't they?
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Fumble fumble fumble...
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I... I see...
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Please, Fuyuki-san!
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I know you know a lot about ghosts.
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Please teach me how I can
make everyone find me scary!
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Please!
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Really?
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Oh?
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And you thought you'd ask us for help?
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Yeah.
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I am doing my own research
on spectral phenomena,
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but as for how to scare people...
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Please.
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Lend me your knowledge, everyone!
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I'll do anything!
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No good.
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All of this is no good, ma'am.
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Your outdated kimono!
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Your hand gestures!
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The sound effects when you appear!
SIGN Hyuu
SIGN Doro
SIGN Doro
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All of it is no good, ma'am!
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Crushed!
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That is a fair point. Although it
is loyal to the fundamentals,
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it does have the flaw
of a lack of originality.
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Or, like, antique looking?
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The hip and radical youngsters of today
won't find that scary.
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Yeah, not inspired enough.
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Like a curry with weak spices.
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I... I do think she is...
reasonably scary as she is...
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Sarge... Please help her...
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Well, I guess we do have some fated connection,
you being the resident ghost of my room.
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Using the dangerous mechanisms
of Planet Keron,
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we'll try a grand Omiyo-san
remodeling project, ma'am!
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Yeah!
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Thank you so much!
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I don't have time for this.
SIGN Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
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Monsters and ghosts are one of
Corporal Giroro's major weaknesses.
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All right, then, men. Submit your ideas
for making her scary, sir!
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Me me me, Uncle!
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Yes, Lady Mois!
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I think it's not good for her
to be so cute if she's a ghost.
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Cute... I... I'm really not that...
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So I suggest a more scary special makeup!
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Oh!
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For example?
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Wait just a moment...
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Gero...?
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Or, like...
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...sample product?
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What do you think?
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Noooo!
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That woman, getting there before me!
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Mr. Sergeant! I also have an idea!
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Yes, Private Tamama!
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Children these days are more familiar with the
monsters in their games, instead of ghosts.
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So!
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I made this out of sweets wrappers and stuff.
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It is a monster-style power-up part!
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With these, it'd be possible to chase after
the people as they run away in terror, sir!
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Allow me to go next.
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I have thought over all the old yokai
of ancient Japan.
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Oi! Hakaba no Kitar—
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Aahhh, not that!
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Unequivocally rejected, Father!
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No...
SIGN Rejected
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My suggestion got rejected?
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My suggestion...
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I've prepared a new costume.
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I sense unequivocal ruthlessness
from it, sir!
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And it's very modern!
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My suggestion was rejected...
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Well, then! I guess I'm last.
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All your ideas are very good,
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but I really think we should
aim for greater brutality!
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Greater atrocity!
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Start the music!
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First, for the right arm, a whip,
themed after western monsters!
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If you were whipped with this...
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That's terrifying!
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For the left, inspired by the
Kamaitachi and similar yokai,
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a giant sickle!
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Oh, my!
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This is no joke, Mr. Sergeant!
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It's too dangerous!
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I'm not done!
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And to finish up... this, sir!
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This is...
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Could this be...?!
SIGN Feet
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Feet!
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F-Feet?
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It overturns all the prior
preconceptions about ghosts!
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Or, like, epoch making?
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What do you think, sir?
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W-Well...
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They're all very fresh ideas, I think, but...
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I'm so happy.
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You've made so many wonderful
ideas just for me!
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Then we'll take all these ideas,
and meld them into one, ma'am!
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Here goes nothing!
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Doooo iiiiit...
SIGN Finish it off
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Click!
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Whaaaaa?!
SIGN Nagawa Shopping District
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Hey, I heard that there's a new
cake shop opened around here!
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Ah, I know that one!
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Really? Where is it?
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Wh-What is... this atmosphere?
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Booooo...
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It looks like they're all
speechless at my rebirth!
SIGN Zakrello's
Sickle
SIGN Agguy's Whip
SIGN Perfect Zeong's Feet
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Booooooo!
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What's with her?
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A cosplayer?
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U-Um...
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I think... it might be best... to ignore her.
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A fast booooooo...!
SIGN Special Makeup
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That woman is weird!
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That's a Zeong, a Zeong!
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Let's take a photo!
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That's pretty hip. And fly.
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U-Um...
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Everyone...
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A... a fast boo...
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Fast...
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Fast boo?!
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A fast food promotion?
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N... No...
SIGN Nagawa Shopping District
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Nooooo!
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Sarge?
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Is Omiyo-san okay?
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No doubt she's hammering the city into
the depths of fear right now, sir!
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It feels good after doing something nice,
does it not, Mr. Sergeant?
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Huh?
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A power cut?
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How dare you make me into a laughingstock?
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This voice!
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Omiyo-san!
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A curse on you...
SIGN GYAAAAAA
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They say that Omiyo-san's
face at that time...
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...had such a frightful appearance,
one could not believe it to be of this world.
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Begone, foul spirit, begone...
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Do you believe in fated meetings?
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This is the story of a certain
small meeting and parting.
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Honestly.
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Why do I have to go out shopping?
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Someone help me!
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Aonori!!
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Get down!
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Aonori...
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Are you hurt?
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U-Um...
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N-No... You really saved me...
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Yeah.
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See you.
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How wonderful!
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Giroro, the Red Fairy, Sir!
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Aonori...
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Ohh! Space Okonomiyaki XL!
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I was just looking for that!
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Keep a proper eye on it!
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It was going nuts outside!
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So, uh... did you get
what we asked you for?
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Here!
SIGN Okame
Okonomi Sauce
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Yes, this is it!
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You've gotta have Okame Sauce
for space okonomiyaki!
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Let us eat it right away!
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Hold on, hold on.
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I'm going first! I'm the leader!
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Come to think of it, that girl...
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I've seen her somewhere before...
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The following morning.
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Your soulmate?!
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Yes!
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He came to save me when I was almost
attacked by a weird monster...
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A monster?
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Yayoi, are you sure you
weren't just dreaming?
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I'm telling the truth, okay?
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But he was so cool!
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He's my soulmate!
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My very own Prince Charming!
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So what was this prince like?
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He was really tall,
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and he had a round red face,
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and angry eyes...
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Okay.
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This will be on the next test,
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so make sure you remember it!
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Okay...
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You're cuter when you smile.
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Ahhh! So embarrassing!
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I... I'm sorry!
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The sky was so clear this morning...
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Let's go!
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Waaah!
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What do you want to do?
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My prince...
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Oh, gosh!
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Why are you so wonderful?
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Y-Yayoi?
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Huh? Wh-What?
[12:46] ---
Ah! She's drooling over her prince!
[12:51] ---
U-Um... Er...
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It's like... um...
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H-Hey, Yayoi.
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About that prince of yours...
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Could you tell us more about him?
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I...
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H-Hey...
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My prince!
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I knew it! It's Giroro!
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I... I was coming around this way, anyway.
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I d-didn't come just to
bring you the umbrella.
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S-See you!
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Thanks for the umbrella!
[13:37] ---
Prince Charming...
SIGN Why?
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Ohh? Who was that?
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Hey, Natsumi!
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Ah! Yes?
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You know that person, right?!
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Huh? W-Well, yeah...
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Please! Introduce me to him!
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I'll never ask you for anything again!
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It's almost ready.
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Excuse me.
[14:02] ---
Giroro.
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Wh-What is it, Natsumi?
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Uh, I... don't really need thanks for—
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What the heck do you think you're playing at?
[14:10] ---
What...?
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A-Are you serious?!
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Yes, I am!
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Yayoi thinks you're Prince Charming!
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She's totally obsessing over you!
SIGN M-My sides!
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Prince Charming!
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Fat chance!
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I was only trying to save her from danger...
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I don't want excuses.
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Just do something about this
right away, got it?
[14:32] ---
Yayoi is spacing out during class!
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Honestly!
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...Wow. Why am I so mad?
[14:44] ---
What are you listening in for?!
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I hope I'll see him again...
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My Prince Charming...
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My prince!
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You came to see me?
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Prince...?
SIGN Pen
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Pen!
SIGN Gyoro
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Gyoro!
SIGN Piiiin
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Piiiiin!
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What?
[15:36] ---
H-Hey! Keroro! Are you sure
this is going to work?!
[15:41] ---
Wh-What a...
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No need to worry, Corporal Giroro!
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My brainchild, "Operation: Cleverly Get
Disliked as a Weirdly Immature Person!"
SIGN Operation: Cleverly Get Disliked as a Weirdly Immature Person
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Absolute success guaranteed!
SIGN Big Success
[15:50] ---
Y-You're right.
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Hey, girl.
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Would you care to...
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...mungere-honbere with me?
SIGN Gihyooon
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Gihyooon!
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That's the way, sir!
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I'm sure... now I've done this much...
there's no way she'll...
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So wonderful!
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You're not just cool,
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you're also surprisingly cheerful
and friendly, aren't you?
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Corporal Giroro! Change strategy!
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Formation Zeta, sir!
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Right.
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Okay!
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I'm a roughneck!
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Watch this.
SIGN Good children don't walk
on the grass, okay?
Park Management
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I even go on the grass
I'm not meant to go on.
SIGN Operation: Cleverly Get
Disliked as a Heckuva Ruffian
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See? See? See?
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How wonderful!
[16:38] ---
Men should have a little bit of a wild side!
[16:42] ---
It's come to this, has it...
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Switch to Formation Victory!
SIGN Formation Victory
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Formation Victory!
[16:49] ---
Rogerrrrr!
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Oh nooo, I don't like that rough stuff...
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You see, my hobbies are...
SIGN Operation: Cleverly Get Disliked as a Wishy-Washy Guy
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...string figures,
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and spool knitting!
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Waaaah! So cute!
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I'm great at string figures!
[17:05] ---
Do you want to make the Tokyo Tower together?
[17:10] ---
Love is blind...
[17:12] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[17:14] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[17:16] ---
How is the plan?
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I brought a delicious snack!
SIGN Space Kyoto-Style Takoyaki TDR!
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Space Kyoto-Style Takoyaki TDR!
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Thank you so much for what
you did the other day!
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U-Uh... N-No...
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And... um...
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Benii beninii!
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What are these?!
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Takoyaki this time?!
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Red pickled ginger!
[17:53] ---
Beni!
[17:54] ---
Beni beni beni!
[17:55] ---
Gero?!
[17:56] ---
Our snacks!
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Help me!
[18:02] ---
Darn it!
[18:03] ---
I'll save you right now!
[18:05] ---
What?!
[18:06] ---
Dammit!
[18:08] ---
Fine.
[18:11] ---
Beni?!
[18:13] ---
Take this!
[18:14] ---
Beni beni beni!
[18:22] ---
What a pain in the neck...
[18:24] ---
My prince...
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Why do you... look like that?
[18:30] ---
Senpai ain't got his anti-barrier on.
[18:33] ---
We have no choice...
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Please understand.
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I'm no prince.
[18:44] ---
I'm...
[18:45] ---
I'm, uh...
[18:46] ---
I came here to invade this planet...
[18:48] ---
Oh, so this is where you were!
[18:52] ---
What?!
[18:53] ---
Y-You're...
SIGN Green Fairy-san
[18:57] ---
You're the green fairy that
was on the southern island!
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H-Hello! It's been a while!
[19:02] ---
I actually came here in search of my friend.
[19:05] ---
Friend?
[19:08] ---
Ahh! He looks just like you!
[19:11] ---
You see, you see?
[19:13] ---
So you're not a prince, you're a fairy!
[19:16] ---
F-Faiwy?
[19:18] ---
W-Wait!
[19:19] ---
I wanted to tell you the truth,
the whole truth, and nothing b—
[19:23] ---
Fairy land is a wonderful land!
[19:25] ---
The happiest land in all the world!
[19:29] ---
A blue fairy and even a black fairy!
[19:32] ---
Come on now! All of you back to fairy land!
[19:35] ---
Let's go, let's go!
[19:38] ---
Wait! Red fairy-san!
[19:42] ---
Will I...
[19:44] ---
Will I see you again?
[19:49] ---
Of course!
[19:50] ---
As long as you keep your childlike heart,
[19:53] ---
I'm sure we'll meet again someday!
[19:55] ---
But for now, goodbye!
[20:00] ---
Again... someday...
[20:05] ---
We somehow convinced her, sir!
[20:08] ---
Now we just need to get back
our takoyaki, and...
[20:10] ---
You guys...
[20:13] ---
L-Lady Natsumi?!
[20:15] ---
I... I'm sorry!
[20:16] ---
But there was no other way!
[20:19] ---
Well... it wasn't bad for you, stupid frog.
[20:22] ---
But...
[20:25] ---
Gero?
[20:47] ---
You seem down... what's wrong?
[20:49] ---
Well...
[20:50] ---
Morning!
[20:53] ---
Yayoi?!
[20:54] ---
U-Um... are you okay?
[20:56] ---
Huh?
[20:57] ---
That stuff yesterday...
[20:59] ---
Ahh! I was really surprised!
[21:01] ---
So you were friends with fairies!
[21:04] ---
Cheer up.
[21:06] ---
I know you're sad that your friend went
back to the fairy land, but cheer up, okay?
[21:10] ---
What about you, Yayoi?
[21:12] ---
Are you okay?
[21:15] ---
Ah! I have to hurry, I'm going to be late!
[21:18] ---
Wait, Yayoi!
[21:22] ---
I'm fine.
[21:23] ---
After all... we'll meet
again someday, won't we?
[21:26] ---
My red fairy!
[21:29] ---
They say the girl looked
a little more grown-up that day.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:07] ---
Alisa Southerncross.
[23:09] ---
Daddy, a.k.a. Nevula.
[23:11] ---
In order for me to become human,
[23:13] ---
I need energy from
those who lurk in the dark.
[23:15] ---
Precisely, Alisa.
[23:16] ---
That is why I must hunt.
[23:19] ---
Yes.
[23:20] ---
So... Daddy, do you lurk in the dark?
[23:22] ---
Huh? Th-That's... uh...
[23:24] ---
Never mind that!
[23:26] ---
Picnic!
[23:27] ---
"Alisa's First Mom, Sir?!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E279 - Alisa's First Mom, Sir?!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:31] ---
Yes,
[01:32] ---
when the unsettling atmosphere fills the air,
[01:34] ---
and tension is at the breaking point,
[01:36] ---
that is when she comes.
[01:41] ---
So it got away...
[01:42] ---
That is quite the shame,
considering what a big one it was.
[01:46] ---
Are your wounds okay?
[01:47] ---
I am fine.
[01:49] ---
What will we do now?
[01:50] ---
Good question.
[01:52] ---
Let's wait somewhere for a little while,
until our prey appears once more.
[02:00] ---
Okay, Daddy.
[02:06] ---
Alisa's First Mom, Sir?!
[02:20] ---
What's up, Sis?
[02:21] ---
Mom says she now has to work today.
[02:25] ---
Yes...
[02:27] ---
The popular mangaka is grumbling.
SIGN Mangaka's House
[02:30] ---
Now I have to go help, I'm afraid.
[02:32] ---
Yawwwwn... Can't be bothered.
[02:35] ---
I'm really sorry.
[02:37] ---
I promise I'll make up for this!
[02:39] ---
I'll see you later, okay?
[02:41] ---
See you...
[02:46] ---
Awww... I thought we'd be able to go out
with Mom for the first time in ages.
[02:50] ---
She can't help it, Sis.
[02:52] ---
Mom has work to do.
[02:54] ---
I know that.
[02:56] ---
You can't deny that you don't
like this either, right, Fuyuki?
[02:59] ---
You got up early especially
to make the lunches for this.
[03:04] ---
But we can't help what we can't help.
[03:07] ---
Look, the weather isn't that great anyway.
[03:11] ---
What?!
[03:16] ---
Alisa-chan!
[03:21] ---
It's been a while, Fuyuki.
[03:22] ---
Ah, yeah, it has...
[03:24] ---
Well, I'll be upstairs, then.
[03:27] ---
You will?
[03:28] ---
Have fun!
[03:32] ---
What's wrong?
[03:33] ---
Did something happen? Are you okay?
[03:35] ---
I am fine.
[03:37] ---
We came to hunt a member of
the Dark Race near here,
[03:40] ---
but we had some difficulties,
and the result is as you see.
[03:43] ---
I was wondering if we might trouble you
to let us stay here for a short while.
[03:49] ---
Would you hate that, Fuyuki?
[03:50] ---
Oh, no!
[03:51] ---
I wouldn't hate it.
[03:52] ---
It's just... a lot's happened and...
[03:54] ---
What's happened?
[03:56] ---
Are you unhappy about something?
[03:57] ---
Unhappy... um...
[04:04] ---
I see. So you are unhappy that
you couldn't go on that picnic.
[04:08] ---
Um... it's not that I'm unhappy, it's just...
[04:10] ---
Then is the problem that
we are here, after all?
[04:14] ---
Ahh... It's not that, either...
uh, how can I put it...
[04:18] ---
What is it?
[04:18] ---
It's Mom.
[04:21] ---
No, I mean... Mom can't help it.
[04:24] ---
She has work.
[04:26] ---
It's nothing new, and it's unavoidable.
[04:33] ---
Mom...
[04:37] ---
She's very important to us,
[04:39] ---
so we want to make her happy,
[04:41] ---
but we don't want to be too
demanding and cause her problems.
[04:44] ---
You are important to me, too, Fuyuki.
[04:48] ---
Anyway, I just have to take
you on this "picnic," yes?
[04:51] ---
Come.
[04:52] ---
L-Look, it's not like that...
[04:55] ---
Then what is it like?
[04:57] ---
Where do I have to take you?
[04:59] ---
Well, uh...
[05:01] ---
...maybe we could take a rain check?
[05:03] ---
Sorry.
[05:07] ---
There you have it.
[05:08] ---
Understand, Alisa?
[05:10] ---
No.
[05:13] ---
Meerrrrrrry Christmas! Next week will be...
[05:16] ---
...interesting and cool!
[05:18] ---
So!
[05:19] ---
We'll put all this motivation towards
SIGN Operation: Let's fill this harsh period of lingering summer heat with a Christmas mood, robbing the Pekoponians of their sense of seasonal time, and exploit their confusion to finish the invasion swiftly
[05:21] ---
Operation "Let's fill this harsh period of
lingering summer heat with a Christmas mood,
[05:24] ---
robbing the Pekoponians of
their sense of seasonal time,
[05:27] ---
and exploit their confusion to
finish the invasion swiftly"!
[05:31] ---
Oh! Sarge is on board today!
[05:33] ---
The operation aside...
[05:35] ---
I feel like this is a bit weak,
[05:37] ---
but you do seem fired up.
[05:40] ---
Maybe he's on the rebound from
his summer vacation stupidity?
[05:43] ---
Or, like, utmost effort?
[05:45] ---
This is one plan I really cannot
bring myself to care about...
[05:48] ---
It feels like there will be a catch
when things like this happen.
SIGN May Fortune Follow You Forever on the Battlefield
[05:52] ---
All right then, men,
[05:53] ---
follow me, sir!
[05:55] ---
Yeah!
[05:57] ---
We have to talk.
[05:58] ---
Yep. Here she is, the catch.
[06:01] ---
She's...!
[06:02] ---
Gero... Why is she here again?
[06:04] ---
Which means today's invasion
operation is cancelled.
[06:09] ---
I see...
[06:11] ---
So you want to do something to
cheer up Fukki, who is down right now.
[06:16] ---
Yes.
[06:17] ---
Keroro, what is this?
[06:18] ---
Why do we have to abandon our plan for her?
[06:22] ---
Well, what do you want me to do?
[06:24] ---
If we get hunted again,
[06:25] ---
our plan will be the least of our problems!
[06:27] ---
What are you mumbling about?
[06:30] ---
It's nothing,
nothing that concerns you, ma'am!
[06:33] ---
So? You want us to come up with something
to cheer up Hinata Fuyuki, then?
[06:39] ---
While I think your feelings of concern
for Fuyuki-dono are beautiful,
[06:43] ---
there is not a great deal that we...
[06:49] ---
We're not getting anywhere...
[06:51] ---
Anyway! We have to give her some kind
of idea how to cheer him up, or...
[06:56] ---
...she will not let us go, sir!
[06:58] ---
Gero gerori.
[07:00] ---
Okay, first!
[07:02] ---
How about you take him to somewhere you
think he'd really like to go? How's that?
[07:06] ---
No.
[07:07] ---
He already refused that.
[07:09] ---
G-Gero...
SIGN Shakouki-doguu Those Kinds of Books Dowsing Rods Tourmaline $1 Bill
[07:10] ---
In that case,
[07:11] ---
why not just give him some of that
occult merchandise he seems to like?
[07:15] ---
No.
[07:16] ---
I do not have any such items.
[07:18] ---
Then go and b—
[07:20] ---
Okay, okay.
[07:21] ---
Then we should all just liven up
with a yakiniku party!
SIGN Parts of Cattle
SIGN Wagyu is Delicious
[07:25] ---
I see! Yakiniku!
[07:28] ---
The perfect opportunity to have an entertaining
exchange of minds over delicious food!
[07:34] ---
Or, like, grilled-meat combo?
[07:36] ---
U-Um... I am... not so good
with grilled foods...
[07:39] ---
This doesn't have anything to do with you!
[07:41] ---
Just pick something else.
[07:43] ---
Okay.
[07:45] ---
Think we're pretty much out of plans.
[07:47] ---
I think we'll have to ask Natsumi-san
or their mother for ideas...
[07:51] ---
Or, like, over rely?
[07:53] ---
Mom?
[07:53] ---
Did you say "Mom"?
[07:55] ---
Gero?
[07:56] ---
Lady Mom, ma'am?
[07:59] ---
Yes... Fuyuki did say...
[08:01] ---
No, I mean... Mom can't help it.
[08:04] ---
She has work.
[08:06] ---
He did mention that.
[08:09] ---
I've got it now, ma'am!
[08:11] ---
Basically, you just need to
somehow make Lady Mom
[08:14] ---
come home early
from her busy job, ma'am!
[08:17] ---
Then Master Fuyuki should cheer up!
[08:18] ---
Yay!
[08:20] ---
Gyo gyo gyo! Mr. Frog!
[08:22] ---
The way you distort things
is staggering!
[08:24] ---
He's clearly desperate
to be released from this.
[08:27] ---
However, that is likely to
cause Mom-dono some t—
[08:30] ---
Not the time, ya brat.
[08:31] ---
So, uh, say hi to Lady Mom for me!
SIGN Say hi! (4649 = Yo-ro-shi-ku)
[08:34] ---
All right, guys!
[08:36] ---
Let's get our invasion meeting started, s—
[08:38] ---
Gero?
[08:40] ---
U-Um...
[08:42] ---
Take me to Mom.
[08:44] ---
Huh?
[08:45] ---
Gero!
[08:47] ---
Nooooooo!
[08:50] ---
Is he going to be okay?
[08:51] ---
Do I care?
[08:52] ---
Or, like, carried away?
SIGN Mangaka's House
[08:56] ---
This is the house of the popular mangaka.
[08:59] ---
Huh... It's no good...
[09:00] ---
I can't think of anything.
[09:02] ---
Y'know? I just have no motivation...
[09:05] ---
Sensei! Do your best, please, okay?
[09:08] ---
I'll help you come up with some ideas.
[09:11] ---
Easier said than done.
[09:13] ---
It's like... I just can't
get into the swing of it.
[09:16] ---
You can do it, sensei.
[09:18] ---
Just start once more from the beginning.
[09:19] ---
Ah, sorry, one moment.
[09:23] ---
Gero...
[09:24] ---
This is a pretty bad situation, ma'am.
[09:29] ---
Lady Alisa, I think retreating
for now would be the—
[09:32] ---
She's gone!
[09:34] ---
Yes, that's right. Yes.
[09:37] ---
I do want to make that
deadline somehow, but...
[09:40] ---
Things aren't going so well, you see.
[09:42] ---
I'm sorry... Yes...
[09:44] ---
My apologies.
[09:47] ---
Oh, dear.
[09:49] ---
Huh? I think I remember you...
[09:51] ---
Why are you here?
[09:53] ---
Ah, it has been a while!
[09:55] ---
Ah, no...
[09:56] ---
Let's go.
[09:57] ---
What?!
[09:58] ---
W-Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
[10:01] ---
Lady Alisa!
[10:02] ---
Kero-chan!
[10:03] ---
Lady Alisa! Non-non-non!
[10:05] ---
Not right now, ma'am!
[10:07] ---
Why not?
[10:08] ---
Now is a bad time for Lady Mom, ma'am!
[10:11] ---
When will it be good?
[10:12] ---
Well, the... the mangaka...
does have to produce his manuscript...
[10:16] ---
All right.
[10:17] ---
Right! I'm glad you understand, ma'am!
[10:20] ---
Wait, she's gone again!
[10:23] ---
Hinata-san... looks like I really am no good.
[10:27] ---
Y'know, this is when we should all go out
party somewhere, go for a change of pace!
[10:31] ---
It's all part of the job
for an editor, right?
[10:33] ---
Controlling the mangaka, like?
[10:36] ---
Huh?
[10:37] ---
Hm?
[10:38] ---
Who are you? A new editor?
[10:40] ---
Draw. Now.
SIGN Rrrrrrrrrrrrumble
[10:43] ---
Draw now!
SIGN Rrrrrrrrrrrrumble
[10:45] ---
Uh, uh, uh, but...
[10:45] ---
I can't just draw...
[10:47] ---
The ideas aren't coming out...
[10:49] ---
Then make them.
[10:56] ---
Is it okay to go this far, Alisa?
[10:58] ---
Yes. Do it, Daddy.
[11:01] ---
Gero!
[11:03] ---
Alisa-chan?!
[11:04] ---
Lady Alisa! Stop! Stop!
[11:06] ---
What the heck?!
[11:06] ---
Alisa-chan, you can't!
[11:07] ---
Is this what editors do nowadays?!
[11:10] ---
Will you draw?
[11:10] ---
Aaahhhh!! Yes! Yes, I'll draw!
[11:12] ---
I'll draw! Please let me go!!
[11:15] ---
Alisa-chan!
[11:16] ---
Lady Alisa!
[11:18] ---
Spinning, spinning, spinning!
[11:26] ---
I... I'm back...
[11:28] ---
Sir.
[11:29] ---
Fuyuki, I brought Mom.
[11:31] ---
Um... why...
[11:33] ---
Well, uh...
[11:36] ---
Lady Alisa made some threats, and...
[11:38] ---
Uh, I guess you could say she managed to get
Lady Mom's work finished somehow, sir.
[11:43] ---
Well... he probably needed that.
[11:46] ---
I doubt he would have done
the work without it.
[11:50] ---
Excuse me.
[11:50] ---
Yes, Hinata here.
[11:52] ---
Hinata-san, what's going on?!
[11:54] ---
The mangaka was furious!
[11:55] ---
I'm so sorry!
[11:57] ---
The thing was...
[11:58] ---
Yes...
[11:59] ---
Well, Fuyuki?
[12:01] ---
Do you feel better now?
[12:07] ---
I never asked for this.
[12:09] ---
It's true that not being able to go
on the picnic thanks to Mom's job
[12:12] ---
was making me feel upset,
[12:15] ---
but I don't want you to cause
trouble for Mom like this!
[12:18] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[12:20] ---
Fuyuki, are you angry?
[12:22] ---
Why are you angry, when I
brought Mom here for you?
[12:29] ---
Never mind.
[12:32] ---
Ah... Lady Alisa!
[12:36] ---
Lady Alisa!
[12:43] ---
Are you okay, Alisa?
[12:46] ---
I am fine, Daddy.
[12:48] ---
Sorry.
[12:50] ---
Why are you apologizing?
[12:52] ---
I wish I could teach you all these things.
[12:57] ---
This is one thing I just can't do.
[13:00] ---
It's okay.
[13:01] ---
Don't worry about it, Daddy.
[13:09] ---
Should I apologize for this?
[13:11] ---
But I wasn't directly the problem here...
[13:14] ---
But then again...
[13:16] ---
Master Fuyuki was mad...
[13:18] ---
What are you doing?
[13:18] ---
Gero?
[13:19] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[13:21] ---
It's rare to see Fuyuki angry like that.
[13:24] ---
Yeah. You're right, ma'am.
[13:27] ---
Fuyuki's always like that.
[13:29] ---
He always puts up with it, saying,
"It can't be helped, Mom had work to do."
[13:35] ---
But, you know, he's actually just like me.
[13:39] ---
He gets sad and lonely.
[13:41] ---
He's just been faster in
learning how to hold it in.
[13:45] ---
You don't need to worry about him.
[13:47] ---
Is that so, ma'am?
[13:49] ---
Well, Fuyuki is fine, but...
[13:52] ---
...I think you should give
Alisa-chan some thought.
[13:55] ---
Gero? Why her?
[13:56] ---
You were the one who put the idea into her head
that she had to bring Mom here, I bet.
[14:02] ---
Gero gero?!
[14:03] ---
Was it that obvious?
[14:15] ---
Lady Alisa!
[14:18] ---
So this is where you were, ma'am!
[14:20] ---
What is it?
[14:20] ---
Huh? Well, uh... It's like...
[14:23] ---
What?
[14:24] ---
Ummm... errr...
[14:26] ---
The reason Master Fuyuki was angry
[14:27] ---
is because Lady Mom is so important to him,
[14:29] ---
and even though you did it for him,
[14:32] ---
he didn't want you to cause trouble
for Lady Mom, and... um, so...
[14:37] ---
What's your point?
[14:38] ---
Gero.
[14:39] ---
The point is... come with me, ma'am!
[14:43] ---
Lady Mom!
[14:45] ---
Kero-chan, Alisa-chan!
[14:48] ---
What's the matter, you two?
[14:49] ---
Lady Mom... I am very sorry, ma'am.
[14:53] ---
Lady Alisa did what she did to try
to cheer up Master Fuyuki.
[14:57] ---
And the one who said she should
bring you back from work...
[15:00] ---
Well, that was me, ma'am.
[15:04] ---
L-Lady Mom...
[15:05] ---
Please forgive me, ma'am!
[15:08] ---
Kero-chan...
[15:10] ---
Hey, Lady Alisa, come on, say something!
[15:13] ---
Fuyuki said...
[15:15] ---
She's very important to us,
so we want to make her happy.
[15:19] ---
That's what I heard.
[15:21] ---
I wanted Fuyuki to be happy.
[15:24] ---
That is all.
[15:28] ---
Kero-chan, Alisa-chan.
[15:29] ---
Thanks.
[15:31] ---
Gero?
[15:32] ---
Well, it did start with me, after all.
[15:35] ---
It's no one's fault.
[15:36] ---
In fact, I'm actually thankful to you.
[15:39] ---
Besides, that mangaka
[15:41] ---
probably needed someone to chasten him
as strongly as Alisa-chan did.
[15:45] ---
So tired.
[15:51] ---
Lady Mom...
[15:52] ---
Oh, I know!
[15:54] ---
While I'm thanking you,
[15:55] ---
maybe I'll ask you for one more thing.
[15:58] ---
Gero!
[15:59] ---
Anything, ma'am!
[16:01] ---
Well,
[16:02] ---
I want you to take everyone
on a picnic tomorrow.
[16:07] ---
Roger, ma'am!
[16:09] ---
And I have something to
ask you, too, Alisa-chan.
[16:14] ---
Now listen carefully, Alisa-chan.
[16:16] ---
When you hold a kitchen knife,
[16:17] ---
you make your left hand like a kitty's paw.
[16:23] ---
What is this?
[16:25] ---
We're going to make
a delicious packed lunch.
[16:27] ---
Packed lunch?
[16:29] ---
Just go along with it.
[16:47] ---
It's done!
[16:49] ---
It looks delicious, doesn't it?
[16:51] ---
What purpose will this serve?
[16:53] ---
Just try one and see what it tastes like.
[16:57] ---
Say, "Aaaah!"
[16:59] ---
Aaaah.
[17:02] ---
This is...
[17:03] ---
Isn't that tasty?
[17:04] ---
So this is what "tasty" is...
[17:06] ---
I taught both Natsumi and Fuyuki how
to make this type of lunch a long time ago.
[17:12] ---
Fuyuki, too?
[17:13] ---
Yes. I'm sure Fuyuki will be happy.
[17:16] ---
He will?
[17:17] ---
Then I'll bring him here.
[17:18] ---
No, no!
[17:19] ---
He's sleeping right now.
[17:20] ---
And I'm sure he'll be happier if
he eats it when he's more hungry.
[17:26] ---
I see...
[17:29] ---
Go to bed for today, okay?
[17:40] ---
Alisa.
[17:42] ---
What?
[17:43] ---
That member of the Dark Race that got away
from us yesterday is approaching.
[17:51] ---
I will say nothing.
[17:53] ---
Do as you please.
[18:00] ---
Let's go, Daddy.
[18:02] ---
He is strong.
[18:03] ---
Even if we are able to end
the hunt without incident,
[18:05] ---
there is no guarantee we will make
it back to the others in time.
[18:09] ---
I...
[18:14] ---
I want to understand more about humans.
[18:18] ---
In order to do that,
I must continue hunting...
[18:20] ---
...and become human.
[18:23] ---
Hey!
[18:24] ---
Where are you going this early?
[18:26] ---
Sorry, but we're returning to the hunt.
[18:29] ---
Please tell the others that we will
come along as fast as we can later.
[18:34] ---
Right.
[18:40] ---
Daddy, hurry.
[18:42] ---
I will.
[18:50] ---
Yay!
[18:50] ---
Awesome, for real!
[18:52] ---
Aren't you going to do it?
[18:55] ---
Thanks for the food!
[18:58] ---
So tasty!
[18:59] ---
It's pretty good, sir!
[19:02] ---
It really is different
eating lunch in a place like this.
[19:05] ---
It is tasty!
[19:07] ---
It is exceptional!
[19:09] ---
Still, Alisa-chan sure is taking her time.
[19:12] ---
She said she'd come later, right?
[19:14] ---
Yes.
[19:15] ---
That's a shame...
she made the lunches so well.
[19:23] ---
Hey, Sarge...
[19:24] ---
I've got something I want to ask of you.
[19:26] ---
What is it, sir?
[19:28] ---
I want you to take me somewhere.
[19:31] ---
Gero?
[19:33] ---
Roger, sir!
[19:37] ---
I'll be right back!
[19:38] ---
Ma'am!
[19:42] ---
See you later!
[19:48] ---
Well, Sarge?
[19:51] ---
There is a slight signal, sir.
[19:53] ---
Good. Let's hurry!
[19:54] ---
Roger, sir!
[20:18] ---
Will you go back to the others, Alisa?
[20:21] ---
Forget it, Daddy.
[20:24] ---
...I see.
[20:26] ---
Alisa-chan!
[20:27] ---
Lady Alisa!
[20:29] ---
Hey!
[20:31] ---
Alisa-chan!
[20:34] ---
Fuyuki...
[20:37] ---
Alisa-chan, here!
[20:39] ---
These were really delicious!
[20:42] ---
Delicious...
[20:44] ---
I was surprised by how much skill
you have at cooking, Lady Alisa!
[20:47] ---
It's gotten a bit late,
but let's eat it together, okay?
[20:51] ---
Okay.
[20:52] ---
Well, Alisa?
[20:54] ---
Have you learned anything?
[20:56] ---
Yes, Daddy...
[20:58] ---
I have.
[21:02] ---
Alisa-chan felt like she understood
just a little of Fuyuki-kun's feelings.
SIGN The Following Day
[21:10] ---
However...
[21:13] ---
What's up with this?
[21:14] ---
What the?
[21:15] ---
Is there a circus or something?
[21:17] ---
Alisa-chan?! Why?
[21:19] ---
Fuyuki. I brought you your lunch.
[21:23] ---
Ah... thanks...
[21:26] ---
For the next several days running,
[21:28] ---
Alisa-chan packed a lunch for Fuyuki-kun
and brought it to him at school.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Observe the destructive power of
our Keron Army's new mobile weapon!
[23:12] ---
Well? See, mecha's all about the drawings!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[23:15] ---
Uh, I hope the cuts made it in time
for the next episode preview.
SIGN Captain Geroro
[23:18] ---
Never mind that!
[23:19] ---
Pekoponian suits for shopping are so teensy!
SIGN Chicken 100 yen
[23:23] ---
"Keroro & Natsumi: Stamp Card
Without Honor or Humanity, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Kerobot of Sadness, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E280 - Keroro & Natsumi: Stamp Card Without Honor or Humanity, Sir! / Keroro: Kerobot of Sadness, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Do you have a point card or stamp card?
[01:35] ---
It's so hard to fill them up, you know?
[01:38] ---
I'm back!
SIGN Everything About Formalin Power
[01:41] ---
Is it that late already?!
[01:43] ---
I still have to go
grocery shopping for dinner!
[01:45] ---
Huh?
[01:46] ---
It's not here! The shopping purse is gone!
[01:50] ---
Sarge went grocery shopping.
SIGN Everything About Formalin Power
[01:53] ---
Even though it's my turn to
do the grocery shopping today?
[01:56] ---
He said something about getting
stamps and then a handshake.
[01:59] ---
Stamps?
[02:01] ---
Come to think of it...
[02:02] ---
Fuyuki!
[02:03] ---
The last time it was your turn
to do the shopping,
[02:05] ---
didn't you say something about the
supermarket's stamp card almost being filled?
[02:09] ---
Yeah! I think it just needed two more stamps.
[02:12] ---
Two more?!
[02:13] ---
Then with today's shopping...
[02:15] ---
I have to get over there!
[02:17] ---
Sis?
[02:21] ---
Keroro & Natsumi: Stamp Card
Without Honor or Humanity, Sir!
SIGN Station Shopping District
[02:29] ---
Shocking pork back ribs...
[02:33] ---
Stupid frog!
[02:35] ---
Gero?
SIGN Chicken 100 yen
[02:38] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[02:39] ---
I'll do the shopping for this evening.
[02:42] ---
Thank you...
[02:43] ---
That aside...
[02:44] ---
...the stamp card...
SIGN Gulp
[02:45] ---
Gulp!
[02:47] ---
If it gets filled today,
[02:49] ---
trade it in for a new pot, okay?
[02:51] ---
A pot?
[02:54] ---
Yeah. The one we use now is all scratched up.
[02:58] ---
A pot, eh?
[02:59] ---
I would like to help you there, but...
SIGN Big Sale!
Captain Geroro
Signing & Handshake Event
[03:03] ---
Look at this, madam!
SIGN Captain Geroro Signing & Handshake Event If you have a full stamp card, let's shake hands!
[03:07] ---
Captain Geroro. Signing and handshake event.
[03:09] ---
If you have a full stamp card,
let's shake hands!
[03:12] ---
Is that why you're shopping today?
SIGN Correct
[03:15] ---
Right on the money, honey!
SIGN Chicken
100 yen
[03:17] ---
Who are you calling "honey"?!
[03:18] ---
You're not using my stamp card for that!
[03:20] ---
Give me that bag!
[03:22] ---
I can't do that!
SIGN Taiyaki
[03:27] ---
It's the Hinata family shopping rule!
[03:29] ---
The person doing the shopping
when the stamp card is filled
[03:31] ---
gets to trade it in for whatever they want!
SIGN Prize List
Prize Claim Counter
[03:32] ---
Yay, I did it!
[03:35] ---
And right now, that right is in my hand!
[03:38] ---
It's my turn to do the shopping today!
[03:41] ---
The shopping purse,
[03:42] ---
the eco bag,
[03:43] ---
and today's shopping list...
SIGN Today's Shopping List by 723
[03:46] ---
I have the three-piece
Hinata family shopping set,
[03:50] ---
so that makes me the official shopper!
[03:53] ---
Nobody made a rule like that!
SIGN Station Shopping District
SIGN Captain Geroro Signing Event
SIGN Captain Geroro
[03:59] ---
It's Captain Geroro!
[04:01] ---
You're lucky, huh?
[04:04] ---
Captain Geroro!
[04:05] ---
I'll be back in a bit!
[04:06] ---
We'll shake hands then!
SIGN Apartment Locating Service Gainful
[04:11] ---
Stupid frog!
[04:12] ---
Oh my, Lady Natsumi!
[04:14] ---
You mustn't cause a fuss in the store.
[04:17] ---
That would interfere with
the other shoppers.
[04:22] ---
And now it's time to shop!
[04:24] ---
I get one stamp for every 1,000 yen spent.
SIGN Today's Shopping List by 723 Pork Back Ribs Onions x 3 Potatoes x 4 Carrots x 3 1 Bag of String Konjac Tofu x 3 Milk x 2 Bread x 2 Eggs 1 Carton Chikuwa
[04:27] ---
In other words,
if I buy everything on this list,
[04:30] ---
I'll get two stamps!
[04:33] ---
You don't plan on buying expensive
things just to fill up the card, right?
[04:37] ---
How rude!
[04:38] ---
Despite my looks, I'm a shopping pro!
[04:41] ---
I'll buy the best item at the lowest price
for everything on this list!
[04:47] ---
Pork back ribs, onions,
potatoes, carrots, string konjac...
[04:52] ---
Going by what's on this list,
[04:53] ---
I'm guessing we're having
meat and potato stew.
SIGN Bullseye
[04:56] ---
Gulp!
SIGN Supermarket Ooba
SIGN Korean Lettuce
[04:59] ---
What's fresh and at a reasonable price?
[05:04] ---
Excuse me, Lady Natsumi! You're in the way!
[05:08] ---
Next is string konjac...
[05:10] ---
This is a good one.
[05:12] ---
Tofu, tofu...
[05:14] ---
You're still in the way! Good grief!
SIGN Pork
[05:18] ---
Meat is cheap today, huh?
[05:21] ---
Let's get thin cut pork back ribs!
[05:24] ---
Hold it!
[05:27] ---
Ten more minutes until the
limited-time meat sale.
[05:30] ---
That's when we'll get the back ribs.
[05:35] ---
One point for the sergeant.
[05:37] ---
Shocking pork...
SIGN Geroro Gum Special Sale
[05:40] ---
That's...
SIGN Captain Geroro Gum with a Figure Inside
[05:42] ---
Captain Geroro Gum with a figure inside?!
SIGN Captain Geroro Gum with a Figure Inside
[05:49] ---
No!
[05:50] ---
I didn't come here to buy that!
[05:53] ---
But if I don't buy it today,
[05:56] ---
it may sell out!
SIGN Captain Geroro Gum with a Figure Inside
[05:58] ---
All right!
[05:58] ---
Excuse me, stupid frog?
[06:00] ---
I certainly hope you don't
have the wrong idea!
[06:03] ---
I'm going to buy this
with my own pocket money!
[06:06] ---
Gero...
SIGN Captain Geroro Gum with a Figure Inside
SIGN This box contains an enemy.
SIGN Detailed molding Sixth in the series of high-quality models
SIGN This box contains Kiroro.
[06:11] ---
Huh?
[06:12] ---
It's not here! It's not here!
[06:14] ---
I don't see General Dodome!
[06:18] ---
Gero!
[06:19] ---
Did someone steal it?
[06:21] ---
Of course not! How rude!
[06:23] ---
If you put your purse in the shopping basket,
[06:25] ---
it may be stolen,
[06:27] ---
so everyone please be careful about that.
[06:31] ---
So I'll continue with the shopping, okay?
[06:35] ---
Shoot!
[06:36] ---
You swiped the three-piece shopping set!
[06:39] ---
That's not fair!
[06:40] ---
What's this?
[06:42] ---
You don't want to make a scene
in the store, do you?
[06:44] ---
That would interfere with
the other shoppers, right?
[06:46] ---
She got me...
SIGN Gloom
[06:54] ---
Mommy...
[06:57] ---
Jeez! That's creepy!
[07:02] ---
What a mess!
[07:02] ---
I'm so sorry!
[07:04] ---
Here's my chance!
[07:08] ---
Sorry about that.
[07:12] ---
Cheap, cheap, cheap!
[07:13] ---
Bananas are cheap!
[07:14] ---
Gero?
SIGN Vegetables
[07:15] ---
It's delicious! Try one, Madam!
SIGN Bargain Bananas
[07:18] ---
Cheap, cheap, cheap!
[07:19] ---
These bananas are cheap!
[07:19] ---
Th-That's...
[07:21] ---
...a banana!
SIGN Talent
[07:24] ---
Just then, Sergeant Keroro's
comedian soul caught fire!
[07:32] ---
That's right! When the sergeant sees a
banana peel, he can't help but slip on it!
[07:39] ---
Gero!
SIGN Bargain Bananas
[07:45] ---
I'll take this!
[07:46] ---
Gero?
[07:47] ---
The stupid frog really is a stupid frog.
[07:50] ---
The prize will be a new pot!
SIGN Bargain Bananas
[07:53] ---
Grrr!
[07:55] ---
All right, now I just need...
SIGN Advertised Item
[07:58] ---
Please try one!
[08:01] ---
Thank you!
SIGN Koeda Flakes
[08:05] ---
Delicious!
[08:07] ---
These are really good, too!
[08:09] ---
I'll try one!
[08:10] ---
Please try one of these, too.
[08:12] ---
Here, too!
[08:13] ---
Here!
[08:14] ---
Here!
[08:14] ---
Here!
[08:16] ---
Th-Thank you...
[08:18] ---
Foolish Natsumigeddon!
[08:22] ---
Go ahead, eat to your heart's content,
[08:24] ---
and blow up like a balloon!
[08:26] ---
Got milk!
SIGN Bread
[08:27] ---
Got bread!
[08:28] ---
Got chikuwa!
SIGN Today's Shopping List by 723 Pork Back Ribs Onions x 3 Potatoes x 4 Carrots x 3 1 Bag of String Konjac Tofu x 3 Milk x 2 Bread x 2 Eggs 1 Carton Chikuwa
[08:30] ---
All that's left is 200 grams
of thin cut pork back ribs!
SIGN Pork
SIGN Pork Back Ribs
SIGN Thin Cut Pork Back Ribs
SIGN Pork Back Ribs Carrots Onions Potatoes String Konjac Tofu Milk Bread Chikuwa Eggs Total Cost: 2,084 yen
[08:38] ---
The sergeant computer is calculating.
[08:43] ---
Mission complete!
SIGN Victory
SIGN Shopping Achieved Congratulations, Keroro-kun
SIGN Advertised Item
[08:47] ---
O-Oh, no!
[08:48] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[08:50] ---
A handshake from Captain Geroro awaits,
[08:53] ---
courtesy of the stamps!
SIGN Supermarket Ooba
[08:58] ---
97 yen,
[09:00] ---
198 yen,
[09:01] ---
78 yen,
[09:03] ---
two items for 176 yen each,
[09:05] ---
and the last item is 198 yen.
SIGN Eggs 1 Dozen 198 yen Subtotal 1886 yen Total Price 2084 yen
[09:10] ---
Did you see what I did there?
[09:12] ---
Right now, the meat is on sale,
[09:15] ---
with 30% off the price at the register.
[09:21] ---
Huh?
[09:24] ---
Huh?
SIGN Discount 106 yen Total Price 2084 yen
SIGN Discount 106 yen Total Price 1978 yen
[09:26] ---
Your new total is 1,978 yen.
[09:30] ---
That's one stamp.
[09:33] ---
Here's your card.
SIGN Chieo-kun Captain Geroro
SIGN Captain Geroro Signing Event
[09:40] ---
There you are.
[09:41] ---
Yay!
[09:42] ---
Good for you.
[09:43] ---
Thunk...
[09:45] ---
This is the tragedy caused by Sergeant
Keroro's pro grocery shopping skill.
[09:50] ---
Or rather, a comedy.
[09:51] ---
Good job!
[09:55] ---
All those groceries for under 2,000 yen!
[09:59] ---
You really are a pro!
[10:01] ---
Either way,
[10:03] ---
the next person who goes shopping
will definitely fill the stamp card.
[10:06] ---
In other words, I'll definitely get
Captain Geroro's autograph then!
[10:12] ---
What are you talking about?!
[10:13] ---
Next time is my turn for grocery shopping!
[10:16] ---
Nope. If we go in order, I'm next.
[10:19] ---
I'm next!
[10:21] ---
We're getting a pot with the stamps!
[10:22] ---
An autograph!
[10:24] ---
A pot!
[10:25] ---
An autograph!
[10:26] ---
A pot!
[10:27] ---
Then why not get the pot
and have him autograph it?
[10:31] ---
Forget it!!
[10:35] ---
No?
[10:45] ---
Even though you've got toys and
electronics that you can still use,
[10:48] ---
you still have the urge
to get new ones, right?
[10:53] ---
I'm tired of this one, sir.
SIGN Kululu
[10:56] ---
And so...
[10:57] ---
...I want you to make me
a new Keroro robot!
[11:00] ---
Like Knight Keron,
with shiny armor around me!
[11:04] ---
Or pirate-style Crossbones Keron!
[11:07] ---
You've already got the God Keron robot.
[11:10] ---
I just did maintenance on it.
[11:12] ---
And we don't have space for any more robots.
[11:16] ---
Then why not throw it away?
[11:20] ---
Just throw away the God Keron robot!
[11:23] ---
Toss it!
SIGN Oversize Garbage Collection Sticker Inner-Tokyo
[11:28] ---
Toss it?
[11:29] ---
Yeah! I have the courage to throw it away!
[11:32] ---
Gero gerori!
[11:40] ---
I may not look like it, but I've got
an attachment to the mechs I create.
[11:44] ---
And you told me to toss it...
[11:47] ---
It seems you're ripe for a little punishment.
SIGN "Don't you want to try going inside a dream?" Gun
[11:51] ---
"Don't you want to try going inside a dream?" Gun.
[11:57] ---
Sweet dreams!
[12:04] ---
Keroro: Kerobot of Sadness, Sir!
[12:11] ---
I couldn't eat another bite.
[12:13] ---
Look at this!
[12:15] ---
Gero?
[12:17] ---
This is the Keron army's proud,
state-of-the-art mobile weapon,
[12:21] ---
and its name is Kerobot K66!
SIGN Kerobot K66
[12:24] ---
Gero!
[12:25] ---
What is this? I don't get it!
[12:28] ---
W-Where am I?
[12:30] ---
Is this a hangar on Keron?
[12:35] ---
Wh-What?!
[12:37] ---
I've become a robot!
[12:40] ---
Emergency alert!
[12:41] ---
A Mojaranian army battalion is approaching!
[12:44] ---
I repeat, a Mojaranian army
battalion is approaching!
[12:47] ---
That sounds like a job for us!
[12:50] ---
Kerobot's first battle!
[12:52] ---
F-First battle...
[12:53] ---
Wait, I don't know what's going on here...
[12:59] ---
Kerobot, takeoff!
[13:02] ---
Gero?!
[13:09] ---
Gero gero!
[13:11] ---
I have to take on all of them by myself?!
[13:13] ---
I can't! I can't! I can't!
I can't! I can't! I can't!
[13:16] ---
We'll strike first
[13:18] ---
with Kerot Vulcan!
[13:19] ---
Stop the enemy's advance!
[13:26] ---
Wh-What was that?
[13:28] ---
Next, Kerot Missile!
[13:30] ---
It's force is 666-ton class!
[13:34] ---
Roaring Iron Fist!
[13:36] ---
Kerot Punch!
[13:39] ---
Finish them off!
[13:40] ---
Kerot Eye Beams!
[13:46] ---
Victory!
[13:47] ---
An overwhelming victory, thanks to Kerobot!
[13:51] ---
S-Seriously?!
[13:52] ---
Isn't that great?
[13:55] ---
Kerobot completed the mission
[13:57] ---
and has just returned!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[14:03] ---
What's this warm reception?
[14:05] ---
I guess I am awesome!
[14:07] ---
Totally awesome!
[14:09] ---
I'm gonna count on you again
next time, partner!
SIGN Gero Gero Gero
[14:12] ---
I'm looking forward to
working with you again, too.
[14:15] ---
Huh?
[14:16] ---
I don't have a speech function.
[14:19] ---
Oh, well. That's okay.
SIGN Keron New Weapons Irresistible Steady Advance Crosses 66 Enemy Lines
[14:23] ---
Kerobot's Irresistible Steady Advance!
SIGN One Easy Victory After Another Our Army Casualties Are Seriously Insignificant
[14:26] ---
Enemy Supply Base is Destroyed!
SIGN Flag-waving Frog
[14:29] ---
The Country Bumpkinians
are totally suppressed!
[14:32] ---
That's right!
[14:33] ---
As long as the Keron Army has Kerobot,
SIGN Keron Invasion Army
[14:36] ---
we're invincible!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[14:38] ---
Go forth, Kerobot!
[14:40] ---
I'm counting on you!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[14:44] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[14:46] ---
I'm the strongest robot ever!
[14:48] ---
I'm popular!
[14:49] ---
I'm a hero!
[14:52] ---
Gero gero gero gerori!
[14:54] ---
Gero gero gero gerobot!
[14:59] ---
All right,
[15:00] ---
I wonder where the next battlefield is.
[15:02] ---
Greater glory awaits...
[15:04] ---
Gero?
[15:06] ---
Warning!
[15:07] ---
The enemy is attacking this carrier!
[15:12] ---
Deploying Kerobot!
[15:18] ---
Gero?
[15:19] ---
Wait! Enemy crafts are being shot down!
[15:21] ---
Gero?
[15:22] ---
What do you mean, shot down?
[15:24] ---
I haven't been deployed yet.
[15:27] ---
Gero?
[15:28] ---
Reinforcements!
[15:29] ---
The army's new robot is here to help!
[15:32] ---
New robot?
[15:44] ---
New red robot...
[15:46] ---
The new robot is destroying
the enemy ships one by one!
[15:49] ---
Its firepower and mobility are
three times better than Kerobot!
[15:52] ---
Three times... better than me...
[15:58] ---
The enemy force is annihilated!
[16:00] ---
That one new robot alone
decimated the enemy!
[16:07] ---
Gero...
[16:11] ---
This is Girobot G66.
[16:13] ---
He's with this unit starting today.
[16:17] ---
I'm counting on you, Giro.
[16:19] ---
Grrr!
[16:20] ---
Look at the new robot, putting on airs!
[16:21] ---
Let's knock their socks off
on the next mission, partner!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
[16:25] ---
Of course!
[16:28] ---
If you can.
SIGN Overwhelming Victory!
[16:31] ---
Smashing success!
[16:32] ---
The rising star, Girobot G66!
SIGN Giro Land Monthly
[16:35] ---
Its advance knows no bounds!
[16:37] ---
Popular with the kids, too!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[16:39] ---
A succession of victories!
[16:41] ---
It's the steel soldier!
[16:45] ---
Ever since that day,
only Girobot has gotten deployed.
[16:48] ---
Even though the army made
all that fuss over me!
[16:51] ---
On top of that,
[16:52] ---
another new robot's joined the unit!
SIGN New Robot
[16:55] ---
Sheesh! What's going on here?!
[16:57] ---
Encounter with the enemy's mechanized unit!
[16:59] ---
Deploy immediately!
[17:01] ---
Roger!
[17:02] ---
Girobot, moving out!
[17:05] ---
Kerobot, we're deploying!
[17:09] ---
Finally!
[17:11] ---
Kerobot, stand by!
[17:12] ---
Gero?
[17:12] ---
Kerobot, stand by!
[17:15] ---
Didn't you hear me?! I said stand by!
[17:17] ---
I heard you! Jeez!
[17:21] ---
Oh, well. Looks like they're not
deploying the new robot, either.
[17:24] ---
And I don't see a pilot scrambling to get in.
[17:30] ---
Move!
[17:31] ---
Giant Tamabot!
SIGN Dama
[17:34] ---
Dama!
[17:37] ---
Gero?!
[17:38] ---
The new one is operated by remote control?!
[17:42] ---
I'm the only one left behind?!
[17:44] ---
No way! This sucks!
[17:45] ---
I hate it!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
[17:49] ---
Suck it up, partner!
[17:51] ---
I'm sure we'll get our turn!
[17:54] ---
A combination strategy
on land and in the air!
SIGN Leave the sky to me!
SIGN Moguera has the land covered!
[17:56] ---
They overwhelmed the Megatonians!
[17:58] ---
The third-generation Tamabot
and its remote pilot are safe!
SIGN Dama
[18:00] ---
Dama!
[18:04] ---
The scientific might of the Keron Army!
[18:06] ---
They start working on the production
of yet another new robot!
[18:10] ---
As always, there's nothing for me to do.
[18:13] ---
Everyone's lionizing the new robots!
[18:18] ---
I am Kulubot 966.
[18:21] ---
Let me do all the information
analyzing and plan-forming!
[18:27] ---
I am Dorobot D66.
[18:30] ---
I am equipped with stealth functions
and specialize in covert action.
[18:33] ---
Ninto-ninto.
[18:35] ---
They can talk?!
[18:38] ---
The new types have artificial intelligence!
[18:43] ---
Our unit just keeps getting stronger.
[18:45] ---
All right! You wanna do that thing for kicks?
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodoro...
[18:52] ---
M-Me, too!
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama... Dorodorodorodoro... Gerogerogerogero...
[18:56] ---
Shut up, obsolete thing!
SIGN Gero
[18:57] ---
Gero?
[18:58] ---
You're hurting my ears!
SIGN Thunk
[19:00] ---
A-Awww...
[19:05] ---
I... I don't believe it...
[19:09] ---
Finally, they were going to advance
towards the Sea Snake's territory.
[19:13] ---
In other words, it will be a decisive battle
against the combined Viper fleet!
[19:16] ---
We need everyone to give it their all!
[19:20] ---
When will they call on me?
[19:23] ---
Gero?
[19:24] ---
Wh-What's wrong?
[19:25] ---
D-Don't tell me I'm...
[19:32] ---
Here it is!
[19:34] ---
Deployment at long last!
[19:40] ---
The final battle...
[19:43] ---
Huh?
[19:44] ---
Where's the enemy?
[19:47] ---
Gero?
[19:52] ---
What's wrong?
[19:53] ---
What are we doing here?
[19:55] ---
Let me introduce you...
[19:56] ---
...to my new partner!
[19:58] ---
N-New partner?
[20:02] ---
Gero!
[20:03] ---
Wh-What is that?!
[20:08] ---
From today, I'm the pilot
of this Joribot J12.
[20:12] ---
Kerobot!
[20:14] ---
You've served your purpose.
[20:18] ---
Gero!
[20:21] ---
Farewell, sir!
[20:23] ---
O-Oh, come on...
[20:26] ---
Served my purpose...
[20:28] ---
I can still be of use!
[20:34] ---
Please!
[20:35] ---
Don't throw me away!
SIGN The End
[20:51] ---
I'm... not a robot!
[20:54] ---
Thank goodness!
[20:56] ---
That was an awful dream!
[21:01] ---
Gero gero gero...
[21:04] ---
Even if you get tired of devices or toys,
think twice about throwing them away.
[21:09] ---
Never mind about making a new robot.
[21:12] ---
God Keron!
[21:13] ---
I look forward to working with you until the
day we finish invading Pekopon together.
[21:20] ---
Crap...
[21:22] ---
I totally forgot...
[21:26] ---
You're here, too?
[21:28] ---
Great Keron...
[21:29] ---
Take good care of your things, everyone.
SIGN Great Keron Hasn't appeared for 77 episodes
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
The cicadas chirp in chorus in the summer.
[23:11] ---
But when a lot of them do it at once,
[23:13] ---
how can you tell which voice is which?
[23:15] ---
Can you tell cicadas apart by their sound?
SIGN Mukai Models
[23:17] ---
I can't tell the difference at all.
[23:20] ---
That aside,
[23:21] ---
next time is a public holiday
all across the universe!
SIGN Director Keiichi
[23:25] ---
Keroro: Cicada Platoon, Sir!
[23:28] ---
Keroro: Kero Day, Sir!
[23:31] ---
Those two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E281 - Keroro: Cicada Platoon, Sir! / Keroro: Kero Day, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Consider this a late-summer greeting card.
[01:35] ---
How has your summer been?
[01:38] ---
Fuyuki, get me a popsicle.
[01:41] ---
This'll be the seventh one, Sis.
[01:45] ---
The air conditioner's working fine,
[01:48] ---
so why are you suffering
from sweltering heat?
[01:51] ---
Heck if I know.
SIGN Chirp Chirp Chirp Chirp
[01:57] ---
Gero gero gero!
[01:59] ---
The cause of Pekoponian suffering
[02:01] ---
from heat at the end of summer?
[02:03] ---
The culprit is...
SIGN Cicada Chirping
[02:06] ---
...cicada chirping!
[02:10] ---
There's no way I could pass up
using this for an invasion plan.
[02:17] ---
Keroro: Cicada Platoon, Sir!
[02:24] ---
True, just listening to that sound
makes me break out in a sweat.
[02:28] ---
Therefore, we're going to use Kululu's
invention, the Cicada Converter,
[02:33] ---
to transform the Keroro Platoon into cicadas.
[02:36] ---
The menacing chirping power
[02:38] ---
will rob the Pekoponians
of their resistance,
[02:42] ---
and we'll use the opportunity
to seize Pekopon!
SIGN Ring...
SIGN ...the bell of victory!
[02:46] ---
But, Keroro!
In what way am I a cicada?!
[02:50] ---
You'll grow wings soon enough!
[02:51] ---
Grow wings?!
[02:52] ---
That's right!
SIGN Grow Wings
[02:54] ---
Grow wings...
[02:56] ---
This light reverberation...
[02:58] ---
Larva, living quietly deep underground,
[03:02] ---
until a bud on the back blooms,
SIGN Bud
[03:05] ---
and the cicada's proper form emerges,
[03:08] ---
flying into the sky.
[03:10] ---
Yes, it resembles the moment
a girl turns into a woman.
[03:16] ---
It's a mysterious ritual.
[03:17] ---
Girl? Woman?
[03:19] ---
Commander-dono!
[03:20] ---
I am unable to participate
in this invasion plan!
[03:23] ---
Is that right?
[03:25] ---
Then...
[03:25] ---
...Lady Mois, all of us except for Dororo!
[03:29] ---
Yes, Uncle!
[03:31] ---
Time to cast off!
[03:33] ---
Or, like, power summoned?
[03:37] ---
Wha...?!
[03:45] ---
It feels good!
[03:48] ---
I can't get enough!
[03:53] ---
Keroro Cicada Platoon!
[03:55] ---
Let's move out!
[03:59] ---
Again?!
[04:00] ---
I'm the only one
who can't become an adult?!
SIGN Husk Left Behind
SIGN Comrade Left Behind
[04:02] ---
That's so mean!
SIGN Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
[04:11] ---
For some reason, it's become
even more sweltering!
SIGN Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
[04:14] ---
Yeah, stifling all of a sudden...
[04:17] ---
Huh?
[04:17] ---
That sound...
[04:20] ---
Stupid frog?!
SIGN Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
[04:24] ---
Stupid frog! Where are you?!
[04:26] ---
Gero gero gero!
[04:27] ---
I'm right here!
SIGN Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
[04:30] ---
Sarge and the others have become cicadas?!
SIGN Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
[04:32] ---
What's the meaning of this?!
[04:34] ---
What's the meaning?
[04:37] ---
This is what cicadas do!
[04:41] ---
That's not what I meant!
[04:43] ---
I mean, stop making it so stuffy in here!
[04:46] ---
Easy for you to say, but we can't!
[04:48] ---
Girogirogirogiro...
[04:49] ---
You see...
[04:50] ---
Kulukulukulukulu...
[04:52] ---
...we're cicadas!
[04:54] ---
Tamatama-boushi, tamatama-boushi...
SIGN Kerokerokerokero... Tamatama-boushi... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
[05:01] ---
That's enough out of you!
[05:06] ---
Gerori!
[05:07] ---
Girogirogirogiro...
[05:09] ---
This is what you get!
[05:11] ---
A spanking and a spurt of pee!
[05:14] ---
Meanwhile...
[05:17] ---
What's going to become of me?!
[05:20] ---
Keroro-kun!
[05:26] ---
Natsumi-san's damage is rising!
[05:29] ---
Or, like, instant results?
[05:31] ---
Are you okay, Sis?
[05:34] ---
Punishment for those guys...
[05:38] ---
...wouldn't be enough.
[05:41] ---
I'm gonna stick a lit
firecracker up all your rears!
[05:43] ---
Sis, that's dangerous!
[05:45] ---
Gerogerogerogero...
[05:46] ---
Girogirogirogiro...
[05:50] ---
Kulukulukulukulu...
[05:52] ---
Tamatama-boushi, tamatama-boushi...
[05:53] ---
It's hot...
[05:54] ---
It's so hot...
SIGN Resonance x 4
[06:03] ---
Resonance x 4. (Cicada version.)
SIGN Cicada Version
[06:10] ---
We've as good as taken
over the Hinata house!
[06:14] ---
Oh, boy!
[06:16] ---
Urban cicadas keep this up all night!
[06:18] ---
Stupid frog!
[06:19] ---
Enough already...
[06:22] ---
Hot...
[06:25] ---
Gero?
SIGN Sleep Sleep Sleep Sleep
SIGN Sleep Sleep Sleep
[06:28] ---
Natchi and Fukki fell asleep!
[06:31] ---
Is this part of the strategy?
[06:33] ---
Um, I'm not really sure...
[06:35] ---
Uncle...
[06:37] ---
Gero?
[06:38] ---
Lady Mois!
[06:39] ---
I... I can't...
[06:42] ---
Or, like, sleepy soundwaves?
SIGN Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy
[06:45] ---
Gero!
[06:46] ---
Even Lady Mois?!
SIGN Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy
SIGN Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy
SIGN Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy
SIGN Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy
SIGN Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy
[06:55] ---
It seems that in every place on Earth,
[06:57] ---
people are falling asleep.
SIGN Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy
[07:03] ---
What is this?!
[07:05] ---
What's happening?!
[07:07] ---
What the heck is it?!
[07:10] ---
Right now, the only ones on
Pekopon who aren't sleeping...
[07:12] ---
...are the cicadas and us, their comrades!
[07:15] ---
Gero!
[07:16] ---
What's that?!
[07:16] ---
Commander-dono!
[07:18] ---
Look!
[07:25] ---
Gero!
[07:26] ---
What the...?
[07:27] ---
Cicadas!
[07:29] ---
Space cicadas! Here they are!
[07:32] ---
A space creature?
[07:33] ---
And they came to invade!
[07:35] ---
Are they the ones who put
everybody to sleep?
[07:38] ---
The silver lining is that we
turned ourselves into cicadas!
[07:42] ---
Still...
[07:44] ---
...if we stay in cicada form...
[07:46] ---
...we can't invade Pekopon.
[07:49] ---
At this rate, they'll invade before we do!
[07:54] ---
What?! Keroro!
[07:57] ---
I know.
[08:00] ---
When it comes to invading, I'm a failure.
[08:03] ---
But we can't let them just
invade Pekopon, either!
[08:09] ---
Commander-dono!
[08:11] ---
Currently, the Keroro platoon...
[08:14] ---
...recognizes the space cicadas as the enemy!
[08:16] ---
And now we're going to do everything
in our power to eliminate them!
[08:19] ---
Roger dodger!
[08:22] ---
You darned insects!
[08:26] ---
Tama!
[08:26] ---
Seriously?!
[08:28] ---
At the end of the day,
cicadas are cicadas.
[08:30] ---
Dororo, help us!
[08:34] ---
When it comes to catching bugs...
[08:36] ---
...this is the way to do it!
[08:38] ---
They dodged!
[08:40] ---
Dororo! Now!
[08:43] ---
Nin!
[08:50] ---
Now!
[08:53] ---
This time for sure!
[08:55] ---
Beat 'em down! Beat 'em down!
[09:00] ---
Gero!
[09:12] ---
Gero?
[09:19] ---
They're unharmed?
[09:21] ---
After an attack like that?!
[09:22] ---
Kululu! Don't you have something?
[09:25] ---
I give up.
[09:27] ---
I don't believe it! Gero?
[09:39] ---
It looks like they've gained
total control of Pekopon.
[09:42] ---
Gero?
[09:44] ---
To think, a perfect race of invaders...
[09:48] ---
I didn't know about them.
[09:51] ---
Then... have we lost?
[09:53] ---
Oh no!
[09:56] ---
Gero?
[10:03] ---
What's going on?
[10:04] ---
The space cicadas are
starting to disappear!
[10:07] ---
I've got it.
[10:09] ---
These space cicadas
[10:11] ---
live deep underground in a planet,
[10:12] ---
biding their time in a state of
suspended animation.
[10:16] ---
About once every 13,000 years,
[10:18] ---
they come to the surface,
and even then, only for one day.
[10:22] ---
Gero?
SIGN 10,000 Years
[10:23] ---
10,000 years...
SIGN 13,000 Years
[10:24] ---
...and 3,000 years!
[10:26] ---
And then their life spans are just one day...
[10:29] ---
But on this one day,
[10:31] ---
they won't lose to any other race,
[10:34] ---
as they're equipped with a rugged vitality!
[10:38] ---
In other words, every 13,000 years,
[10:41] ---
even if it's just for one day...
[10:44] ---
...the space cicadas conquer Pekopon.
[10:48] ---
And that's it.
[10:54] ---
One life in 13,000 years.
[10:58] ---
They look like shooting stars!
[11:00] ---
On this day, we fought those lives
with everything we had.
[11:05] ---
And even though we lost,
I consider it an honor!
[11:12] ---
Earth cicadas only live one or two weeks
after coming to the surface.
[11:18] ---
When you think of it as a sign of that life,
[11:20] ---
their chirping sounds different, doesn't it?
[11:35] ---
Giroro!
[11:37] ---
Huh?
[11:38] ---
He's out?
SIGN Kululu
[11:40] ---
Yellow!
[11:42] ---
Huh?
SIGN I'm out. Taking a paid day off
[11:44] ---
Sheesh! Where did everyone go?!
SIGN September
[11:48] ---
As punishment for the cicada fiasco,
[11:50] ---
the one responsible for all the cleaning
and laundry this month... is me!
[11:54] ---
You'd think the others would
volunteer to help me...
[11:57] ---
That's it!
[11:58] ---
At least my fairy godmother
will watch over me!
[12:01] ---
I'm sure she'll give me a glass slipper...
[12:03] ---
Huh?
[12:04] ---
You're not going anywhere
to have fun, Uncle?
[12:06] ---
Gero?
[12:07] ---
What do you mean?
[12:09] ---
After all, today is...
[12:12] ---
O-O-O-O-Oh, that's right!
[12:17] ---
Keroro: Kero Day!
[12:23] ---
Stupid frog!
[12:25] ---
You're supposed to do the
cleaning and laundry, remember?
[12:28] ---
We're going to Grandma's house today,
[12:30] ---
so get the house cleaned up!
[12:32] ---
W-Who do you think...
[12:35] ---
...you're talking to?!
[12:38] ---
What day is today?
[12:40] ---
Do you know?
[12:42] ---
What day is today?
[12:44] ---
It's Respect-for-the-Aged Day!
[12:46] ---
The day in which we respect
our grandparents.
[12:51] ---
It's Kero Day!
[12:53] ---
So what?
[12:55] ---
That means
[12:56] ---
you should respect me more today.
[13:00] ---
Why should I have to respect you?
[13:03] ---
Gero gero gero gero...
[13:05] ---
It seems you're ignorant,
[13:07] ---
so I'll be nice and explain it.
[13:10] ---
It's a universal public holiday
[13:12] ---
that comes around once every 10,000 years.
[13:15] ---
The day we Keronians are respected!
[13:17] ---
That is...
SIGN Celebrate!
SIGN We are Keronian!
[13:18] ---
...Kero Day!
SIGN Kero Day
[13:21] ---
Really?
[13:23] ---
Kero, huh...
[13:24] ---
Is it a pun?
[13:27] ---
Sorry for the wait!
[13:29] ---
I'm glad you got consecutive days off, Mom!
[13:32] ---
We haven't been to Grandma's
house in a while, huh?
[13:34] ---
Come to think of it,
what about Kero-chan?
[13:36] ---
The stupid frog says he's not going.
[13:38] ---
Oh...
[13:39] ---
Don't worry about him.
Let's get a move on!
[13:42] ---
Grandma...
[13:43] ---
She wanted to see Sarge...
[13:50] ---
Hmph!
SIGN Respect-for-the-Aged Day (Kerou no Hi)
[13:51] ---
I don't know anything about Pekopon's
Respect-for-the-Aged Day or whatever,
[13:54] ---
but for the rest of the universe,
it's Kero Day.
SIGN Kero Day (Kero no Hi)
[13:58] ---
Right about now, everyone's...
[14:01] ---
Giroro-san is using the day
[14:04] ---
to be the engineer for the Space Railway.
SIGN Train Engineer for a Day
[14:10] ---
Tamama-san is the manager at a
space cake factory for the day.
SIGN Factory Manager for a Day
[14:14] ---
I don't taste the sincerity.
[14:17] ---
If you've got sincerity...
[14:19] ---
...you won't have duplicity!
[14:21] ---
Kululu-san is the director of the
Space Curry Museum for the day.
[14:25] ---
Nice!
[14:26] ---
The flavor really comes through after
it's been simmering for 7,000 years.
SIGN Museum Director for the Day
[14:29] ---
Yeah, just keep the low flame going.
[14:31] ---
I think they're all having a good time.
[14:37] ---
I'm gonna enjoy Kero Day to the hilt, too!
[14:43] ---
No parking space left?
[14:45] ---
Shoot. Dang it...
[14:47] ---
Keronian-san!
[14:48] ---
Gero?
SIGN K
SIGN For
Keronians
Only
[14:50] ---
Th-This is...
[14:52] ---
Parking for Keronians only!
[14:54] ---
And it's free!
[14:56] ---
Because it's Kero Day!
SIGN Shimura Shop
[14:59] ---
This popular ramen shop just opened.
SIGN Rumble
SIGN Shimura Shop
[15:05] ---
A Keronian!
[15:06] ---
Gero...
[15:07] ---
A Keronian!
[15:08] ---
A Keronian!
[15:08] ---
It's a Keronian!
[15:09] ---
A Keronian!
[15:10] ---
Please, go ahead!
[15:11] ---
There you are.
[15:13] ---
I... I didn't order all this...
[15:16] ---
It's all on the house, since it's Kero Day.
[15:20] ---
Gero!
[15:23] ---
Are you sure?!
[15:24] ---
I can have all of these?!
SIGN Mukai Models
[15:26] ---
Of course! It's Kero Day!
[15:29] ---
It's Kero Day!
[15:31] ---
Th-This is...
[15:32] ---
...the camera that's said
to cost as much as a house!
[15:37] ---
One more.
[15:39] ---
I can have more?
[15:41] ---
Since it's Kero Day!
[15:43] ---
Please, take this, too.
[15:44] ---
A-Are you sure?
[15:45] ---
Don't be shy, Keronian-san.
[15:47] ---
I'm stuffed!
[15:49] ---
Please, take this!
[15:50] ---
Wow. I didn't think Kero Day
would be this great.
[15:54] ---
Gero?!
[15:56] ---
Hey!
[15:57] ---
Watch where you walk!
[15:58] ---
That's right! Lowly Keronian...
[16:00] ---
Gero?
[16:01] ---
Who do you think you're talking to?
[16:03] ---
What's that?!
[16:04] ---
Pretty uppity for a Keronian.
[16:07] ---
Violence against Keronians
is prohibited on Kero Day.
[16:11] ---
You will comply!
SIGN K
SIGN K K
SIGN K K K
SIGN K K K K
SIGN K K K K K
SIGN K K K K K K
[16:17] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[16:19] ---
This is truly awesome!
[16:21] ---
It's like the Keronians have
already invaded Pekopon.
[16:23] ---
No, actually, it's like
we've invaded the universe!
[16:27] ---
Come to think of it, just one person
[16:29] ---
hasn't shown proper obeisance to me yet.
[16:34] ---
Come what may, Hinata Natsumi will give in.
[16:39] ---
Gero!
[16:40] ---
I overloaded the saucer!
[16:49] ---
Where the heck am I?
[16:57] ---
My throat... is parched.
[17:00] ---
G-Gero!
[17:09] ---
Somebody, help me!
[17:15] ---
Water, water!
[17:19] ---
For crying out loud!
[17:20] ---
It would take years to quench my thirst!
[17:25] ---
A place like this...
[17:26] ---
Nobody knows I'm here...
[17:30] ---
And on Kero Day, of all things...
[17:36] ---
The fog cleared up?
[17:40] ---
Huh?
[17:42] ---
There's a house here?
[17:45] ---
That's...
[17:47] ---
Excuse me...
[17:49] ---
Hello?!
[17:50] ---
Is anyone...
[17:52] ---
...home?
[17:56] ---
Maybe this is...
[17:58] ---
...water!
[18:03] ---
It feels like all the fatigue
has been drained from my body.
[18:07] ---
Just one more scoop.
[18:10] ---
Well, well.
[18:11] ---
Are you lost?
[18:15] ---
No, this is...
[18:15] ---
That's all right. Help yourself.
[18:18] ---
Um, out front I saw...
[18:20] ---
Oh.
[18:21] ---
Was that your vehicle?
[18:23] ---
Well, rest up before you're on your way.
[18:26] ---
I repaired your vehicle already.
[18:28] ---
Gero!
[18:29] ---
I appreciate that, ma'am!
[18:32] ---
That being said...
[18:33] ---
...if you're telling me to help myself...
[18:37] ---
Well, it is Kero Day!
[18:39] ---
Thanks!
[18:45] ---
I've never had tastier water!
[18:49] ---
I probably should express my thanks.
[18:52] ---
Ma'am?
[18:53] ---
Thank you for all your help.
[18:55] ---
Are you feeling better?
[18:57] ---
Yes!
[18:58] ---
And my skin is smooth!
[19:00] ---
That's because this water
[19:02] ---
is really effective for relieving
fatigue and healing wounds.
[19:07] ---
Don't tell me the water I filled up on...
[19:12] ---
...is water that you've been
gathering over many years?
[19:17] ---
I'm so sorry!
[19:19] ---
You gathered that precious water...
[19:22] ---
...and on top of that...
[19:22] ---
...you're a Keronian...
[19:26] ---
Don't worry about it.
[19:28] ---
I would rather have a young one
[19:31] ---
such as yourself drink it
[19:34] ---
than an elderly person like me.
[19:36] ---
You young ones still have your
whole lives ahead of you.
[19:42] ---
The path you're on
[19:45] ---
is still without an end.
[19:47] ---
Ma'am...
[19:50] ---
A young life like yours
[19:54] ---
is our hope.
[19:56] ---
Do you know how happy it makes me
to have hope as I cede the era
[20:00] ---
to your generation?
[20:04] ---
Eventually you'll get old too,
[20:06] ---
and the time will come
for you to cede the era.
[20:09] ---
Please... until that time...
[20:12] ---
Ma'am!
[20:16] ---
Commander-dono!
[20:18] ---
You have also come to the place where
Kero Day began, Commander-dono?
[20:22] ---
Gero?
[20:23] ---
Place where... it began?
[20:25] ---
Indeed.
[20:27] ---
Tens of thousands of years ago,
[20:29] ---
on this very Pekopon,
[20:31] ---
a young alien crash-landed,
[20:33] ---
but an elderly Keronian
treated her very kindly,
[20:35] ---
which the young alien appreciated,
so much that she spread the word
[20:39] ---
throughout the universe,
'til it became Kero Day.
[20:43] ---
It is said this area is that location.
[20:46] ---
I don't believe it...
[20:47] ---
However,
[20:48] ---
nothing is left from back then.
[20:57] ---
Commander-dono...
[20:59] ---
What is the matter?
[21:00] ---
No... it's nothing...
[21:05] ---
Nothing...
[21:09] ---
Both of you! It's going to rain soon.
[21:12] ---
Right, Mom!
[21:15] ---
Stupid frog...
[21:18] ---
Sarge!
[21:19] ---
What's up?
[21:20] ---
Not much...
[21:22] ---
I just felt like seeing the admiral.
[21:26] ---
Respect-for-the-Aged Day and Kero Day.
[21:29] ---
It seems that both of them are
days for showing gratitude.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama here.
[23:09] ---
I'm a dear friend of Momocchi.
[23:12] ---
That's why I get treated like a super-VIP.
[23:14] ---
My standing is different from
the freeloading Mr. Sergeant.
[23:18] ---
That aside,
[23:19] ---
you're more like a pet than a VIP!
[23:21] ---
"Momoka: Suddenly, Like Flames, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
"Kero Zero: All Quiet on the Fig Front, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E282 - Momoka: Suddenly, Like Flames, Sir! / Kero Zero: All Quiet on the Fig Front, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
SIGN Nishizawa Family Art Gallery
[01:34] ---
Today, I will relay to you the events of the
end of milady Momoka's childhood in France,
[01:38] ---
after it became decided that
she would move here to Japan.
[01:42] ---
Ah, my apologies.
[01:44] ---
I am Momoka-sama's butler, Paul.
[01:51] ---
Momoka: Suddenly, Like Flames, Sir!
[02:02] ---
Having bid her friend farewell,
Momoka-sama...
SIGN France Charles de Gaulle Airport
[02:25] ---
Have you finished saying your goodbyes?
[02:27] ---
Yes.
[02:28] ---
You must be tired.
[02:30] ---
Let me take your luggage.
[02:32] ---
No...
[02:33] ---
I'll carry it myself.
SIGN Nishizawa Momoka (Elementary Schooler)
[02:35] ---
I did promise my mother and father.
[02:42] ---
The Nishizawa family motto.
[02:44] ---
No matter where on Earth we are,
[02:47] ---
our family is as one.
[02:49] ---
Isn't that right, Mother and Father?
[02:53] ---
They were busy parents,
[02:56] ---
but they showered her with
a great deal of love.
SIGN Yotsutaka Private Elementary School
[03:18] ---
Paul, please let today be the
last day you drive me this close.
[03:22] ---
I want to lead my school life
as a very normal girl.
[03:27] ---
Yes, Momoka-sama.
[03:30] ---
Then I'll be off!
[03:34] ---
Is it acceptable to leave
Momoka-sama on her own?
[03:37] ---
We will only watch over her from now on.
[03:44] ---
She's here!
[03:53] ---
They say she's mega-rich.
[03:55] ---
Apparently they'll buy her anything!
[03:57] ---
She's a winner in life...
[03:58] ---
How could we be friends
with someone like that?
[04:01] ---
If you walk up to her,
you'll get arrested!
SIGN Aliens
Do they exist or not?
Yaoizaki Jun'ichi
Bridge Publishing
[04:23] ---
Detected a boy approaching
within three meters of Momoka-sama!
[04:27] ---
Level 1 state of emergency!
[04:29] ---
Don't panic!
[04:30] ---
This situation is entirely within expectations
for a public educational facility!
[04:34] ---
Trust in Momoka-sama,
and stand by at the rear!
SIGN Paul
[04:36] ---
Roger!
[04:38] ---
A... A boy is...
[04:41] ---
...so... close to me!
[04:57] ---
H...
[04:58] ---
He collided with Momoka-sama!
[05:00] ---
Requesting permission to move in!
[05:02] ---
E-Endure...
[05:04] ---
A-Are you all right?
[05:07] ---
I... I'm sorry...
[05:09] ---
I was spaced out...
[05:10] ---
No... um... it was my fault, too.
SIGN Aliens Do they exist or not? Yaoizaki Jun'ichi Bridge Publishing
[05:20] ---
U-Um, this is...
[05:22] ---
Ah, thanks.
[05:24] ---
Hey, are you new here?
[05:27] ---
Y-Yes!
[05:28] ---
I'm in Class 4-1.
[05:30] ---
Then you've gone past it!
[05:33] ---
I'm so glad.
[05:34] ---
I've actually only just moved here myself.
[05:37] ---
I'm Hinata Fuyuki.
[05:39] ---
Nice to meet you!
[05:40] ---
I... I...
[05:44] ---
My name is Nishizawa Momoka...
[05:46] ---
Nishizawa-san, huh?
[05:48] ---
Come on, let's go together!
[05:50] ---
Okay!
[05:52] ---
Oh! She's actually pretty normal!
[05:54] ---
She's not much different from us!
[05:56] ---
Look, she's smiling!
[05:59] ---
Where's the guy who said we'd get
arrested for coming close to her?
[06:01] ---
I think we could be friends.
SIGN Japanese
[06:04] ---
No matter what Master Fuyuki encountered,
[06:07] ---
he would always interact with it normally,
[06:09] ---
and this aspect of his seemed to put
Momoka-sama at considerable ease.
SIGN Unidentified Flying Objects True Aliens A Message From Space THESE Are Aliens! Universe's Emissary Aliens and Ancient Cultures Riddles of Supernatural Phenomena Mysteries of Martians Manual of Space Mysterious Phenomena Legendary Creatures U.M.A. Latest Reports Aliens: Do they exist or not? Mysteries of the World I Saw A UFO
[06:15] ---
Umm... Chupaca... Ch-Chupa... Chu...
[06:19] ---
Ahh, I don't understand this very well.
[06:22] ---
Momoka-sama.
If you exert yourself too much...
[06:25] ---
Thanks, Paul.
[06:27] ---
But... if we have common hobbies
and things to talk about,
[06:30] ---
I'll be able to talk with Fuyuki-kun more.
[06:34] ---
Umm... Chu... Chu... Chupaca...bra?
[06:35] ---
At some point, that developed into
a special feeling for him.
[06:39] ---
However,
[06:40] ---
she could not manage very
well to call out to him,
[06:43] ---
and the days and months passed by.
[06:47] ---
And that day came...
[06:52] ---
Successfully infiltrated
Pekopon's atmosphere.
[06:55] ---
We will now enter into
[06:57] ---
advance operations necessary
for our invasion of Pekopon.
[07:06] ---
Corporal Giroro,
research the military facilities.
[07:08] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu,
the social institutions.
[07:11] ---
I will be in charge of culture and customs.
[07:13] ---
Lance Corporal Zeroro,
the natural environment.
[07:16] ---
Roger!
[07:17] ---
And Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[07:19] ---
Uh huh?
[07:20] ---
Your mission shall be...
[07:22] ---
...to watch the ship, sir!
[07:25] ---
That is so unfair...
[07:30] ---
I am so bored...
[07:32] ---
And I already ate all the sweet
Keron figs Obaba gave me.
[07:37] ---
Plus, I've lost contact
with the platoon.
[07:40] ---
Pekopon is a backwards, barbaric planet,
but I was looking forward to it
[07:43] ---
when I heard it was the home of manga
and sweets and Japanimation.
[07:53] ---
I am going, too!
[07:57] ---
Auto-anti-barrier active.
[08:05] ---
Detected and shot down
command ship of hostile species.
[08:10] ---
Good.
[08:11] ---
It looks like it's true that
the Keron Army came to Pekopon.
[08:16] ---
Those impertinent Keronians.
[08:18] ---
We'll never hand Pekopon over to you.
SIGN From Father
SIGN From Mother
[08:27] ---
Momoka-sama, I wish you
a very happy birthday.
[08:30] ---
Happy Birthday, Momoka!
[08:33] ---
Happy birthday, Momoka-chan!
[08:35] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[08:42] ---
It is amazing!
[08:44] ---
I do not know which to eat first!
[08:49] ---
We are going to invade anyway,
so they are both mine.
[08:53] ---
Tama?
[08:54] ---
It has suddenly gotten dark.
[08:59] ---
What?!
[09:00] ---
Something just came falling down!
[09:03] ---
It's dangerous here!
[09:04] ---
Everyone, please take shelter!
[09:06] ---
Wh-What is that?
[09:17] ---
S-Sneaking up on me is dirty!
[09:21] ---
You seem to think you're here
on vacation, Keronian.
[09:24] ---
I'll bring you to your senses!
[09:25] ---
Tama!
[09:27] ---
Momoka-sama!
[09:28] ---
Can't you see it, Paul?
[09:30] ---
It's an alien!
[09:31] ---
An alien?
[09:36] ---
Help... me...
[09:42] ---
Tama!!
[09:52] ---
Now...
[09:53] ---
...I can move easier!
[10:01] ---
Hey! I see what you are!
You're a frickin' alien!
[10:03] ---
You can see me, even though
I have my anti-barrier?
[10:06] ---
Be my pet, and I'll help you out!
[10:08] ---
Yes or no?!
[10:10] ---
Answer me, ya brat!
[10:13] ---
Yes!!
[10:15] ---
Okay!!
[10:22] ---
Th-This is a Pekoponian?
[10:26] ---
S-So cool!
[10:29] ---
I can do that...
[10:31] ---
I won't be beaten...
[10:34] ---
Tamama Impact!!
[10:47] ---
Unbelievable...
[10:48] ---
The blood of her mother has
slept within her for so long.
[10:51] ---
Yes...
[10:52] ---
Momoka-sama's mother is a
world champion at martial arts.
[10:55] ---
Her blood has been faithfully passed down.
[11:01] ---
You...
[11:03] ---
Yeah, no doubt...
[11:05] ---
You really are an alien.
[11:07] ---
I... I'm...
[11:09] ---
All riiiiiight!
[11:11] ---
I've found my opportunity
to get closer to Fuyuki-kun!
[11:15] ---
Love Chance Get!!
[11:18] ---
From today on, this will be your home!
[11:21] ---
Um. Are there sweets?
[11:23] ---
You bet!
[11:23] ---
Eat as much as you want!
[11:25] ---
Yay!
[11:27] ---
Momoka-sama...
[11:29] ---
Oh, my.
[11:30] ---
I got carried away...
[11:37] ---
It was through encounters such as these
[11:40] ---
that Momoka-sama became what she is today.
SIGN Happy Birthday Momoka-chan!
SIGN (The Present)
[12:02] ---
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[12:06] ---
There, formidable frog-type aliens
made plans to invade Earth.
[12:11] ---
They assembled a huge invasion force
[12:14] ---
and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
[12:18] ---
While ordering prohibited take-out,
[12:20] ---
and holding in going to the bathroom,
[12:21] ---
they made steady progress towards Earth.
[12:24] ---
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[12:28] ---
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
[12:37] ---
Kero Zero: All is Normal on
the Fig Battlefront, Sir!
[12:54] ---
I wanna go home...
[12:55] ---
I wanna go home to Keron...
SIGN I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
SIGN I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
SIGN I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home I wanna go home
[13:04] ---
I can eat all the sweet stuff
I want on Keron...
[13:07] ---
Sweet foods are rationed in the army.
[13:10] ---
Put up with it.
[13:11] ---
I cannot put up with it!
[13:13] ---
You're a soldier! Get it into your head!
[13:15] ---
You're mini-homesick, sir.
[13:18] ---
You'll get used to it before long.
[13:21] ---
Butt firecracker.
SIGN Butt firecracker
[13:23] ---
Lady Kiko!
[13:24] ---
You are not to use that
horrifying term lightly!
[13:29] ---
You might get used to it before long!
[13:31] ---
This girl, despite being an Earthling,
[13:33] ---
serves as a mech designer
for the Keron Army.
[13:35] ---
She is Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama.
[13:36] ---
By the way... what's this?
[13:39] ---
It's...
[13:40] ---
...a Keron fig!!
[13:43] ---
Keron fig.
[13:44] ---
It is a very sweet fruit from Planet Keron.
[13:48] ---
We were just walking through the Farm Room,
[13:50] ---
when this little guy picked it up!
[13:52] ---
For your hard work. Nobibi liked them, too.
[13:56] ---
That brings back memories, huh?
[13:58] ---
Let us eat it quickly!
[14:02] ---
Man, that was good.
[14:09] ---
While I was taking a walk, you see,
the Keron fig came floating down a stream!
[14:13] ---
There was a house upstream of it.
SIGN Obaba
[14:16] ---
And I was so surprised, because it was
constructed like houses are on Earth!
[14:20] ---
So there is a Keron fig tree
in the garden of this house?
[14:24] ---
Why is a Pekoponian house here?
[14:26] ---
I could not care less about the answer!
[14:28] ---
I am getting sweet stuff!
[14:31] ---
Ah! You mustn't go in without permission!
[14:45] ---
Huh?
[14:46] ---
Where is Tamama, anyway?
[14:48] ---
He was here until a moment ago.
[14:50] ---
He said he was going for a walk.
[14:55] ---
You don't think he's...?
[15:02] ---
I have arrived!
[15:05] ---
Tama?
[15:18] ---
Teensy!
[15:20] ---
And it's chained up!
[15:23] ---
See, if I step away from you,
you can't get to me!
[15:27] ---
Aaah, it broke!
[15:28] ---
Tama!!
[15:29] ---
It hurts!
[15:32] ---
That was horrible.
[15:34] ---
I never want to see that thing again.
[15:38] ---
A seesaw!
[15:41] ---
Tama.
[15:43] ---
What is with this place?!
[15:51] ---
Whaaa?!
[15:53] ---
Nooooo!
[15:58] ---
What is that?
SIGN Keron Fig Tree
[15:59] ---
Keron fig tree!
[16:01] ---
I found it!
SIGN Well
[16:05] ---
Huh?
SIGN Well
[16:06] ---
A wellll!
[16:07] ---
I knew it!
[16:11] ---
And you see these small boards
around the exhaust?
[16:15] ---
Oho. That's novel.
[16:17] ---
Umm, where have Sergeant Keroro
and the others gone?
[16:21] ---
Wandering about the ship without me
accompanying you is prohibited, you know.
[16:25] ---
All taking a leak, apparently.
[16:27] ---
All of them?
[16:30] ---
This AI doesn't have much individuality from
a design perspective, wouldn't you say?
[16:34] ---
Wanna change it a bit?
[16:35] ---
Why not?
[16:38] ---
Excuse me... what are you...
[16:40] ---
Gero!
[16:45] ---
D-Did you find Tamama, sir?
[16:48] ---
No. No sign of him.
[16:50] ---
There are signs all around that
he triggered various traps.
[16:53] ---
What in blazes is this place?
[16:55] ---
A training field?
[16:58] ---
That's a Keron fig tree!
[17:03] ---
Wow. What a sight.
[17:05] ---
Look at all the fruit!
[17:10] ---
So sweet!
[17:11] ---
Wh-When did you get up there?!
[17:13] ---
You can't just eat them without permission!
[17:15] ---
There're tons of them.
[17:17] ---
One or two won't hurt, sir.
[17:19] ---
Here.
[17:21] ---
I remember often sneaking into our neighbors'
gardens as kids and eating these, sir.
[17:26] ---
We got yelled at a bunch of times.
[17:28] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama might be
just like we were back then.
[17:32] ---
I guess so!
[17:34] ---
Anyway... where'd Tamama go?
SIGN Well
[17:43] ---
Wh—?!
[17:45] ---
A... a ghost...?!
[17:46] ---
N-N-No, that's...
[17:48] ---
...Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[17:50] ---
Keron figs...
[17:52] ---
I found you...
[17:54] ---
Keron figs... I found you...
[17:59] ---
Keron figs... I found you...
[18:07] ---
I finally got you.
[18:09] ---
Maybe I will eat you...
[18:12] ---
Look out!
[18:12] ---
Tama!
[18:15] ---
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
[18:21] ---
These flies are ultra-miniature
battle robots!
[18:23] ---
What?!
[18:24] ---
Guards of the garden?
[18:26] ---
There are so many of them,
[18:28] ---
and their power levels are high!
[18:30] ---
Th-The Keron fig...
[18:34] ---
They're coming!
[18:38] ---
The fig...
SIGN Snap
[18:45] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[18:47] ---
Tamama... Impact!!
[19:00] ---
Th-That Tamama guy...
[19:02] ---
I didn't know he could do that...
[19:04] ---
Wh-What a surprise...
[19:13] ---
Tamama!
[19:14] ---
Sweet happiness!
[19:17] ---
H-He is a dangerous man.
[19:21] ---
Excuse me.
[19:21] ---
Gero!
[19:22] ---
Y-You're...
[19:25] ---
I am Obaba.
[19:26] ---
The owner of this house.
[19:28] ---
Gero!
[19:29] ---
I'm sorry, ma'am!
[19:31] ---
We came in without asking!
[19:33] ---
The Keron figs you have here
looked so delicious, you see!
[19:37] ---
You want to eat Keron figs?
[19:46] ---
Come again any time you want.
[19:48] ---
Thank you, Lady Obaba, ma'am!
[19:53] ---
Her dog is horrible,
[19:55] ---
but she was a very nice
old lady Keronian, wasn't she?
[19:58] ---
Making a Pekoponian house on a
space mothership just as a hobby?
[20:02] ---
How much money does that
artificial farm manager have?
[20:05] ---
And all those elaborate traps
were just a hobby.
[20:09] ---
I wonder if that's all it was.
[20:12] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[20:13] ---
Resolved without incident, sir!
[20:15] ---
We're coming back now!
[20:17] ---
Roger.
[20:19] ---
Obaba, huh.
[20:21] ---
The name of the former supreme commander
of this Grand Star was Obaba.
[20:28] ---
Umm, isn't this a little over-the-top?
[20:32] ---
It's wonderful! Magnificent!
[20:34] ---
Right on the money!
[20:35] ---
What's important is to try it yourself
and see how it goes!
[20:45] ---
Lady Obaba.
[20:47] ---
How were they?
[20:48] ---
They had the gumption and curiosity to
question the house's Pekoponian construction,
[20:51] ---
and infiltrate without delay.
[20:54] ---
A quick-witted commander who, even once
discovered, expertly played it down.
[20:58] ---
His Private 2nd Class subordinate
is also gutsy and powerful.
[21:02] ---
An interesting platoon they are,
that Keroro Platoon.
[21:08] ---
We can give them the pass as the
Pekopon Invasion Special Advance Team.
[21:13] ---
Yes, we can!
[21:17] ---
And so the Keroro Platoon's
mission was decided.
[21:21] ---
Before long, Keroro and the others
would infiltrate Earth,
[21:24] ---
and become freeloaders and pets
against all expectations,
[21:28] ---
but that is a story for another time.
[21:39] [SONG] ---
If the Pekoponians want an alien sample,
[21:39] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin no sanpuru to shite
[21:41] [SONG] ---
I don't mind being researched, y'know?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
kenkyuu sarete yatte mo ii zee~?
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Ku ku ku ku ku ku!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Kuu kku kku kku... nite'nee!
[21:47] [SONG] ---
Not even close!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekoponian ☆ suits.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Pekopon-jin ☆ suutsu
[21:53] [SONG] ---
They are heavy suits.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
Omoi ze suutsu
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Seasonal changes, designs updated...
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Shiizun kawatte dezain isshin
[21:57] [SONG] ---
I'm a creator.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Aimu a kurietaa
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Nakedian ☆ sweat.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Supponpon-jin ☆ suwetto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Fast and light, those sweats.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Karui ze hayai ze suwetto
[22:02] [SONG] ---
A nude nude suit is perfect.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Hadaka no hadaka no suutsu de kanpeki
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto peace! V!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto piisu v
[22:05] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm okay.
My life is socially clueless.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu Daijoubu
Kuuki wa yomenai mai raifu
[22:09] [SONG] ---
I'm okay, I'm o-shivershiver.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Daijoubu daijouburuburu
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Okay, Kerotto dash! =3
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hai kerotto daasshu =3
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Major win, major win.
Proof of popularity is a cutie face.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Daishouri Daishouri Ninki
no akashi da kyuutiifeisu
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Major win, majorinrin.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Daishouri daishourinrin
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Joke flopped, last appear!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Subetta rasutapiaa
[22:19] [SONG] ---
I'll cheer you on, so do your best.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Ouen suru kara ganbatte
[22:23] [SONG] ---
And then, I know I shouldn't
ask for this, but...
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Sono kawari to itcha nan dakedo
[22:26] [SONG] ---
...would you be my friend?
[22:26] [SONG] ---
tomodachi ni natte kurenai ka
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Nooooo, don't make that troubled face!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Sonna komatta kao shicha iyaan
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Let's bring laughter to faraway stars.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Tooku no hoshi mo warawaseyou
[22:36] [SONG] ---
So don't erase my homeland.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Dakara furusato kesanai de
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Please!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tanomu!)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Wait, wait! My new jokes are
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Matte matte! Shin neta wa
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Popular even on Planet Keron!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
Keron-sei demo daikouhyou
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Probably?)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
(Tabun?)
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Space is big, just how much about?
[22:47] [SONG] ---
Uchuu wa hiroi dore kurai?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Why did you choose this place?
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Doushite koko o eranda no
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(After me?)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
(Ore meate?)
[22:53] [SONG] ---
This can't be a coincidence,
not tonight as well.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Guuzen ja nai yo ne kon'ya mo
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
Keron de pon! Keron de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Naked de pon!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Supponpon de pon!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
SIGN Jurors
[23:09] ---
I got picked for Space Jury Duty!
[23:12] ---
I'm gonna give a sentence and stuff!
[23:13] ---
I've gotta tell everyone back in the country!
SIGN No Communication Records
SIGN Is Red Daruma Guilty? Not Guilty?
[23:15] ---
You're under arrest for reckless disclosure
of being chosen as a space juror, poyo!
SIGN Is Red Daruma Guilty? Not Guilty?
[23:19] ---
Gero!!
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:22] ---
The defendant is Giroro?
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E283 - Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir! / Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
The incident occurred in Side 6
of Alien Town, on Deneb Street.
[01:41] ---
Wh-What was I...
[01:46] ---
You're under arrest for destruction
of property! Caught red-handed, poyo!
[01:49] ---
What?!
SIGN Alien Court
[01:52] ---
And so a trial under the Space Jury System
was set to be held for Corporal Giroro.
SIGN And so a trial under the Space Jury System was set to be held for Corporal Giroro.
[01:58] ---
The Space Jury System
[02:00] ---
asks five arbitrarily chosen civilian aliens
SIGN Jurors
[02:03] ---
to listen to the trial in court as jurors,
[02:06] ---
and determine whether the defendant
is guilty or not guilty.
[02:12] ---
You've listened to a long and complex
case: destruction of property.
[02:17] ---
You've listened to the testimony, had the
law interpreted as it applies in this case.
[02:21] ---
It's now your duty to sit down and try
and separate the facts from the fancy.
[02:24] ---
Your verdict must be unanimous.
[02:26] ---
You are faced with a grave responsibility.
[02:28] ---
Well, then, jurors,
[02:31] ---
please discuss in the other room whether
the accused is guilty or not guilty.
[02:37] ---
This is the story of one brave man whose
opinion differed from all others around him,
[02:41] ---
who stuck to his beliefs until the very end.
[02:48] ---
Keroro: Five Exasperated Keronians, Sir!
SIGN Jury Room
[02:54] ---
Well, then, let's begin
by taking a majority vote.
[02:57] ---
Gero gerori.
SIGN Not Guilty
SIGN Guilty
[02:58] ---
This is one of those times where
everyone else thinks he's guilty,
[03:01] ---
but I alone assert his innocence!
SIGN Guilty
SIGN Not Guilty
[03:03] ---
My persuasive claims cause
everyone else to change their mind,
[03:07] ---
and the innocent defendant is saved!
I've seen it all before!
SIGN Not
SIGN Guilty
SIGN Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
SIGN Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
[03:10] ---
All those who think he's not guilty,
raise your hand.
[03:16] ---
Not Guilty x 5.
[03:17] ---
What?!
[03:20] ---
What? They all say "not guilty," too?!
[03:22] ---
B-But then...
[03:23] ---
Well, we're all agreed, then.
SIGN Guilty
[03:28] ---
Change of plan.
[03:29] ---
Keroro-kun, you're changing to guilty?
[03:31] ---
Yes, ma'am.
[03:33] ---
But, my honorable leader,
[03:34] ---
with that level of evidence and testimony,
[03:36] ---
a guilty verdict would be impossible...
[03:38] ---
It doesn't even fit together.
[03:40] ---
A load of irresponsible cooked-up crap.
SIGN Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
SIGN Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
[03:42] ---
Keroro-kun, do you really think he's guilty?
[03:45] ---
Of course, ma'am!
[03:47] ---
My grey cells have kicked into action,
and the result is...
SIGN Guilty
[03:51] ---
...I have determined that he is guilty, sir!
[03:57] ---
All right.
[03:59] ---
Then let's all go over it once more together.
[04:03] ---
Giroro-kun himself says that he
doesn't really know what happened.
[04:07] ---
He'd bought some sweet potatoes
and was walking along,
[04:09] ---
when something suddenly hit him hard,
[04:10] ---
and then the next thing he knew,
he had handcuffs on.
[04:14] ---
Most likely, he was involved
in some kind of accident.
[04:17] ---
Yes.
[04:18] ---
Guess so.
[04:20] ---
Are you all blind?!
[04:23] ---
This shape makes it as clear as day!
[04:25] ---
It's blatantly Giroro!
[04:28] ---
What is important is whether Giroro-dono
intended to destroy the property or not.
[04:32] ---
It's difficult to imagine that he
would hit it with his own head.
[04:35] ---
I wouldn't put it past Giroro, sir.
SIGN Arrrgh! That Natsumi! Going on a date with that blasted Saburo!
[04:38] ---
Arrrgh! That Natsumi!
[04:39] ---
Going on a date with that blasted Saburo!
SIGN Argh, I'm so annoyed! I'll bash right into that signpost!
[04:42] ---
Argh, I'm so annoyed!
[04:43] ---
I'll bash right into that signpost!
SIGN Arrgh!
[04:46] ---
Wham!
[04:49] ---
Plausible, I think!
[04:50] ---
Then what about the sweet potatoes
that were at the scene?
[04:54] ---
It's inconceivable that he would lose his
composure on the return from shopping.
[04:58] ---
Then it probably just went like this!
SIGN Guhuhuhuhu. That Natsumi will surely be pleased.
[05:01] ---
That Natsumi will surely be pleased.
SIGN Bringringringring!
SIGN Yes, hello? What?!
[05:05] ---
Yes, hello?
SIGN Natsumi went out on a date with Saburo?!
[05:06] ---
What?! Miinatsu went on a date
with Roosabu?! Crushed!
SIGN Arrgh, I'm so annoyed! I'll bash right into that signpost!
[05:10] ---
And before you know it, whamablam!
[05:13] ---
Plausible, I think!
[05:16] ---
Cut it out.
[05:18] ---
Gero!
[05:19] ---
Who was he on the phone to?
[05:21] ---
You, Kululu, of course, sir!
[05:23] ---
And now you're causing a ton of chaos
and enjoying every minute of it!
[05:25] ---
Isn't that a bit plain for me?
[05:29] ---
Kululu-senpai's methods would be more beep!
[05:33] ---
The larger issue is that there were no records
of such a call on Giroro-dono's cellphone.
SIGN No Communications Records
SIGN Is Red Daruma Guilty?
Not Guilty?
SIGN Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker <— scrapped
Not Guilty
Butt firecracker
Butt firecracker
[05:37] ---
Listen, Keroro-kun!
[05:39] ---
This is a trial, you know?!
[05:40] ---
Giroro-kun's keronity is riding on it!
[05:42] ---
His keronity...
[05:44] ---
Think about it.
[05:45] ---
Why were we all gathered here?
[05:47] ---
Why are we here?
[05:49] ---
There are too many opaque points surrounding
Giroro-kun's arrest in this case.
[05:54] ---
We can't trust the witnesses
gathered by the prosecution.
[05:58] ---
This is a fight to protect
the innocent Giroro-kun!
[06:02] ---
I just want to talk, ma'am!
[06:05] ---
I...
[06:07] ---
It can't be right to decide the crimes of
a soldier without talking about it first!
[06:12] ---
That was all I was thinking, ma'am.
[06:13] ---
Keroro-kun...
[06:15] ---
All right.
[06:16] ---
Let's go over the witness
testimonies one more time.
[06:20] ---
Okay.
[06:21] ---
Thank you, everyone!
[06:24] ---
That was real close.
[06:25] ---
I almost said "not guilty."
[06:28] ---
Umm... then why not just
make him not guilty?
[06:30] ---
I'd look lame if I did that
at this point, wouldn't I?!
[06:33] ---
S-Sorry.
[06:36] ---
Then, witness, your testimony.
[06:38] ---
I was taking a nap when I suddenly
heard a loud, resounding noise!
[06:43] ---
When I went to check out what it was,
a red figure passed in front of me!
[06:49] ---
Was that "red figure" the defendant?
[06:52] ---
Yes, it was him! No doubt about it!
[06:54] ---
How can we deny it in the
face of such evidence?
[06:57] ---
Mr. Green, were you listening?
[07:01] ---
Giroro-senpai was arrested while
passed out at the scene of the crime.
[07:06] ---
By the time the witness who heard
the noise saw the red figure,
[07:09] ---
Giroro-senpai should have been unconscious.
[07:13] ---
Th-Then what about the other testimony?
[07:16] ---
Yes, I saw him.
[07:17] ---
Something whizzed through the air
and collided with the signpost.
[07:21] ---
I came running over to
find someone passed out.
[07:24] ---
And are you sure that that
"someone" was the defendant?
[07:27] ---
Yes.
[07:28] ---
This is eyewitness testimony
from when he collided with it.
[07:31] ---
There's nothing to criticize here.
[07:32] ---
Do you know anything about
Zamuzarians, like that witness?
[07:36] ---
The construction of their optical
nerves is kinda special.
[07:39] ---
So what?
[07:40] ---
This is what seeing is like to them.
[07:44] ---
The heck is this?!
[07:46] ---
It makes me dizzy, sir!
[07:48] ---
You telling me you could identify
Giroro-senpai like that?
[07:52] ---
But...
[07:54] ---
The central point of this incident
[07:56] ---
is whether Giroro-senpai intended
to destroy it or not, right?
[07:59] ---
That is true.
[08:00] ---
All the witness statements are from
after Giroro-senpai bumped into it.
[08:05] ---
There's nothing at all
from before the collision.
[08:09] ---
Come to think of it, you're right.
SIGN Notebook DX
[08:10] ---
Then, to convince you, my honorable leader,
[08:12] ---
it will be necessary to learn what
occurred before the collision.
[08:16] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[08:17] ---
That's what I wanted to say, sir!
[08:20] ---
I don't really get it,
[08:21] ---
but feels like I'm running the show!
[08:27] ---
I thought this might happen.
[08:28] ---
Gero?
[08:29] ---
I hooked up to the CCTV cameras
all around the Alien Town,
[08:34] ---
and made a machine that can
reconstruct exactly what happened.
SIGN Bring that out at the start...
[08:39] ---
Bring that out at the start...
[08:43] ---
Okay.
[08:47] ---
Click!
[08:52] ---
There, see? It's Giroro!
[08:54] ---
We don't know why Giroro-kun
jumped in like that.
[08:57] ---
Let's go a little bit further back.
[09:01] ---
What's this?
[09:04] ---
A Bratterling pushed Giroro!
[09:07] ---
Ugh, what a troublemaker, sir!
[09:09] ---
Oh?
[09:10] ---
What is that?
[09:11] ---
What?
[09:12] ---
That dent on his head.
[09:14] ---
It looks like something hit him.
[09:17] ---
Let's go back slightly further.
[09:26] ---
S-So it was you, all along!
[09:28] ---
There's not even any room for an excuse.
[09:30] ---
W-Well, now we know you're not guilty,
Giroro, so isn't that great?
[09:34] ---
Okay, so, let's all go home, sir!
[09:37] ---
Huh?
[09:38] ---
You deliberately tried to
slip over that banana peel,
[09:40] ---
so you're clearly in violation of the
Alien Town Road Traffic Law, poyo!
[09:43] ---
Th-This isn't going where
I think it is, is it?
[09:46] ---
Jury, what is your verdict?
SIGN Guilty
SIGN Guilty Guilty Guilty Guilty
[09:49] ---
Guilty x 5.
[09:50] ---
Which means...
[09:52] ---
Unanimously guilty.
SIGN Guilty
[09:54] ---
Sheeehhh! No way!
[09:57] ---
Hurry up, poyo.
[09:58] ---
Wait!
[09:59] ---
This is a conspiracy, sir!
[10:01] ---
I'll sue!
[10:01] ---
And so, with the introduction
of the Space Jury System,
[10:02] ---
I'll suuue!
[10:04] ---
trials were reinvigorated and
made drastically more speedy.
[10:07] ---
All's well that ends well?
[10:08] ---
Wait, what? Where's Sergeant Major Kululu?
[10:19] ---
Isn't this...
[10:22] ---
Good kids put their trash into trash cans.
[10:34] ---
About 200 million years ago.
SIGN About 200 million years ago
[10:37] ---
Countless dinosaurs existed on Earth.
[10:40] ---
For approximately 160 million years,
[10:43] ---
they ruled the Earth.
SIGN Dinosaur Picture Encylopedia
[10:46] ---
Whereas we humans were only born
a mere 400,000 years ago!
[10:51] ---
"Mere"...
[10:53] ---
From our perspective, even that
is an unimaginably long time ago!
[10:57] ---
Lady Natsumi.
[10:58] ---
Next to the history of us Keronians,
[11:01] ---
400,000 years is nothing.
[11:04] ---
Hello?
[11:10] ---
What's wrong, Sis?
[11:11] ---
D... D...
[11:16] ---
Wh...
[11:16] ---
Why is a monkey...
[11:18] ---
A dinosaur!
[11:20] ---
It's talking!
[11:21] ---
Even the frickin' frogs are talking!
[11:23] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
[11:26] ---
Oh, hey, Jon.
[11:27] ---
J-Jon?
[11:32] ---
Fuyuki: Planet of the Humans, Sir!
[11:40] ---
Why are you monkeys and frogs
living in my house?
[11:44] ---
It is true that we are a kind of
monkeys, taxonomically speaking,
SIGN Primate > Hominidae > Homo > Homo sapiens (humans)
[11:48] ---
but to be precise, we are called "humans."
[11:50] ---
Never mind that.
[11:51] ---
What do you mean, "your" house?
[11:53] ---
I said my house 'cause it's my house.
[11:56] ---
I have proof, too.
[11:59] ---
That is our house!
[12:01] ---
And Giroro's there, as well!
[12:02] ---
Heh heh. I do—
[12:04] ---
Wow, that's a surprise!
[12:05] ---
When'd you learn to talk, Jon?
[12:09] ---
I'm sure that photo is just a forgery.
[12:11] ---
Forgery?
[12:12] ---
What for?
[12:13] ---
Well... to invade our house.
[12:16] ---
We never needed a photo to—
[12:19] ---
You are a freeloader.
[12:21] ---
Well... y-you could also call us that.
[12:24] ---
Huh?
[12:26] ---
The house in this photo is made of stone!
SIGN Stone Construction
[12:28] ---
It's true!
[12:29] ---
In short!
[12:30] ---
Master Dino accidentally
came to the wrong planet.
[12:33] ---
However! By chance! By coincidence!
SIGN By chance
SIGN By coincidence
[12:35] ---
The outer appearance of the Hinata house,
[12:37] ---
miraculously,
SIGN Miraculously
[12:38] ---
is the spitting image of Master Dino's house!
[12:41] ---
Yes, now that I understand what happened,
you see this kind of thing all the time, sir.
[12:43] ---
Not a flying chance.
[12:44] ---
My autopilot is precise and flawless.
[12:47] ---
This is definitely my planet.
[12:51] ---
It's easy for you to say that,
[12:52] ---
but it's been a long, long time
since dinosaurs like you—
[12:57] ---
Since we what?
[12:58] ---
Well... uh...
[13:00] ---
Just tell me already.
[13:02] ---
Master Fuyuki. You should
just tell him clearly, sir.
[13:05] ---
You dinosaurs
[13:06] ---
went extinct a very long time ago!
[13:10] ---
What?!
[13:21] ---
Dinosaurs are only left in this form now.
[13:24] ---
You've gotta be kidding me...
[13:26] ---
Oh, right! You must have just made this one!
[13:28] ---
You can't trick me that easily.
[13:32] ---
Sarge... It's a little far, but please...
[13:35] ---
Gero?
[13:37] ---
This is the place.
[13:39] ---
Where is this?
[13:40] ---
The Gobi desert in Mongolia.
[13:42] ---
What's all the way out here?
[13:45] ---
Just look at that.
[13:47] ---
Gero...
[13:48] ---
This is...
[13:49] ---
This is called a bone bed.
[13:52] ---
It's a place with
lots of fossils all together.
[13:55] ---
Do you believe me now?
[14:04] ---
What in the world is going on?
[14:07] ---
Darn it...
[14:08] ---
Gero!!
[14:09] ---
Noo!
[14:10] ---
Did you guys do this?! Well?!
[14:12] ---
No.
[14:13] ---
A long time before we humans were born,
[14:16] ---
something happened.
[14:18] ---
About 65 million years ago.
SIGN About 65 million years ago
[14:27] ---
Gero.
[14:27] ---
We're told that a giant meteor fell down,
[14:29] ---
and the environment changed so much
[14:31] ---
that you dinosaurs went extinct.
[14:34] ---
But dinosaurs went extinct
a very long time ago, right?
[14:38] ---
How does Dino-san play into this?
[14:40] ---
It's the famous Urashima effect.
[14:42] ---
Urashima...?
[14:43] ---
In special relativity,
SIGN Special Relativity
[14:45] ---
clocks on things moving at a high speed
[14:48] ---
advance slower than clocks on things that
are stopped or moving at a slower speed.
[14:54] ---
Umm... so, in other words...
[14:56] ---
In other words, while he
was out on a space voyage,
[14:59] ---
the way time was advancing on Earth and
the way time was advancing for Dino-san
[15:02] ---
became greatly different.
[15:04] ---
Hold on a minute!
[15:05] ---
You're saying that dinosaurs
travelled through space?
[15:09] ---
Humanity has 400,000 years of history.
[15:12] ---
Whereas the age of dinosaurs
went on for 20 million!
[15:15] ---
It wouldn't be surprising if they'd developed
a civilization far beyond ours.
[15:20] ---
If that's the case...
[15:21] ---
So what you're saying is...
[15:23] ---
I have nowhere to return to.
[15:29] ---
Hey, Jon.
[15:31] ---
You know, the stars are beautiful.
[15:33] ---
I told you, I'm not Jon...
[15:35] ---
They really haven't...
[15:38] ---
...changed at all since all that time ago.
[15:41] ---
All that's changed...
[15:43] ---
...is me.
[15:46] ---
Just for now, okay?
[15:48] ---
Dino-san...
[15:50] ---
And the next day.
[15:53] ---
Wow!
[15:54] ---
Oh! You're up at last!
[15:59] ---
Dino-san!
[16:00] ---
You made all this?
[16:01] ---
I've got to do at least this much
if I'm going to be troubling you.
[16:04] ---
Believe it or not, cooking's my specialty.
[16:07] ---
Umm, you aren't saying...
[16:09] ---
Thank you for providing me a home!
[16:10] ---
W-Wait, I never said—
[16:13] ---
I made Dino-san the offer.
[16:15] ---
Fuyuki! You can't just
decide that on your own!
[16:17] ---
We have the stupid frogs here already!
[16:19] ---
And I think that'll make it easier.
[16:22] ---
If we ask Sarge and the others,
[16:24] ---
they can arrange it so Dino-san
will stay out of sight.
[16:27] ---
You might be right, but...
[16:30] ---
Sorry for making hassle for you.
[16:33] ---
U-Uh, no, um...
[16:35] ---
Never mind that. Eat, eat!
Before it gets cold.
[16:42] ---
It's so good!
[16:45] ---
Oh, shoot.
[16:46] ---
I've gotta do my chores.
[16:48] ---
Gero?
[16:53] ---
What's happening?
[16:55] ---
Ah. I did 'em all for you, Master Keroro.
[16:58] ---
Oh, you did?!
[16:59] ---
Wow, that's a real help, sir!
[17:01] ---
Lookin' good, Jon.
[17:03] ---
I told you I'm not Jon!
[17:08] ---
How's it look, Fuyuki-san?
[17:09] ---
Good! Really good!
[17:11] ---
This one next.
[17:18] ---
So tasty!
[17:20] ---
How did you get it to taste like this?!
[17:22] ---
I put in a little coffee.
[17:23] ---
It makes it richer.
[17:25] ---
Coffee in curry?!
[17:27] ---
Wow. I'd heard of that before, but... yeah!
[17:32] ---
Am I... fading into the background
these days?
[17:37] ---
Well, I never knew that.
[17:39] ---
When'd you learn to light campfires, Jon?
[17:41] ---
Dino.
[17:42] ---
What?
[17:43] ---
Is this what you want?
[17:48] ---
What are you on about, Jon?!
[17:50] ---
The people of the Hinata house
are doin' well for me.
[17:52] ---
I ain't complaining!
[17:56] ---
All right, then...
[18:03] ---
When... did I get excused from my chores?
[18:07] ---
Fuyuki-san.
[18:08] ---
How do you use this?
[18:12] ---
Jon! Help meee!!
[18:16] ---
You use it like this.
[18:18] ---
Oh! I see.
[18:21] ---
What's their problem?
Lady Natsumi... and Master Fuyuki.
[18:26] ---
Master Keroro?
[18:31] ---
I can use it better...
[18:32] ---
I can use it better!
[18:34] ---
I can use Sucker the best!
[18:39] ---
Sis! He's really gone!
[18:41] ---
He's probably just gone to buy a
Gundam model or something, hasn't he?
[18:44] ---
Sucker is also gone!
[18:46] ---
He's run away from home, I just know it!
[18:48] ---
Why would he do that?
[18:49] ---
I don't know, but...
[18:51] ---
This has to be my fault.
[18:53] ---
I took his jobs.
[18:56] ---
No way!
[18:58] ---
He's always trying to
get out of them, anyway!
[19:00] ---
It's not your fault, Dino-san.
[19:02] ---
I'm going to look for him!
[19:04] ---
Wait!
[19:05] ---
I'm coming, too!
[19:09] ---
Are you planning to leave?
[19:11] ---
Jon.
[19:12] ---
They'll miss you, you know.
[19:15] ---
I'm sure...
[19:17] ---
...this just wasn't the home I was meant
to stay in for the rest of my life.
[19:21] ---
Then you could at least...
[19:25] ---
Sniff... But...
[19:27] ---
Don't sulk at your age.
[19:29] ---
Don't make us worry about you, Sarge.
[19:32] ---
Huh?
[19:33] ---
Dino-san...?
[19:36] ---
He left.
[19:38] ---
What?! What do you mean?
[19:40] ---
There's a letter from him on the desk.
SIGN To the Hinata family
[19:44] ---
To the Hinata family.
[19:46] ---
We were only together a short time,
but thanks for all you did for me.
[19:49] ---
I'm very grateful to you.
[19:51] ---
But I can't cause you any more trouble.
[19:54] ---
The home I had to return to is gone,
[19:56] ---
so I think I'll go on a free-roaming
journey across the universe.
[20:00] ---
Maybe I'll stop by here again.
[20:03] ---
Dino-san...
[20:04] ---
Why didn't you stop him?!
[20:06] ---
Then would you guys have been able to
look after him for the rest of his life?
[20:10] ---
Well...
[20:11] ---
But Dino-san lost his home!
[20:14] ---
Isn't that sad?
[20:15] ---
Fuyuki.
[20:16] ---
Aren't you mistaking him
for a pet or something?
[20:21] ---
Dino is a grown adult.
[20:24] ---
He made up his own mind to leave
his homeland and continue his life.
[20:30] ---
All I did was to respect his decision.
[20:34] ---
Jon...
[20:36] ---
I am not Jon!
[20:37] ---
Ah, sorry, it was an accident.
[20:44] ---
Dino-san... Take care.
[20:55] ---
This is the right way.
[20:57] ---
This is right.
[20:59] ---
Farewell.
[21:01] ---
My homeland.
[21:02] ---
We will leave Pekopon's
gravitational field momentarily.
[21:06] ---
Please specify the next destination.
[21:11] ---
Wha? "Pekopon"?!
SIGN Destination
"Pekopon"
Please input the next destination.
[21:12] ---
I'm pretty sure I set it to "Pekopori"...
SIGN Pekopori
[21:15] ---
I am a precise and flawless autopilot.
SIGN Pekopon Pekopori
[21:18] ---
Pekopori is nearby. 100 light years.
[21:22] ---
I came back to the wrong planet!
[21:26] ---
Lots of things have happened
in the long, long history of Earth.
[21:30] ---
Incidentally, I hear that
Dino-san made it safely home.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo!
[23:10] ---
Y'know, Dororo, if you were going
to change your name from Zeroro,
[23:13] ---
why didn't you make it more
Pekoponian-sounding?
[23:15] ---
Like what, for example?
[23:16] ---
Doromatsu. Dorokichi.
[23:18] ---
Doroemon or something.
[23:19] ---
I'm Doroemon.
[23:22] ---
Noby!
[23:23] ---
Never mind that!
[23:25] ---
Geriri... what an awful name.
[23:27] ---
"Dororo: Farewell, My Platoon, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E284 - Dororo: Farewell, My Platoon, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:34] ---
At a critical moment...
[01:36] ---
...a life or death situation...
[01:39] ---
Yes. If you don't overcome it,
[01:42] ---
you can't survive.
[01:45] ---
Major Geriri?
[01:47] ---
An elite soldier and former bureaucrat
[01:49] ---
who's been conspicuously
distinguishing himself lately.
[01:52] ---
It seems he's been dispatched from HQ
[01:54] ---
to see that the invasion gets done quickly.
[01:57] ---
Actually, he's taking away Uncle's authority
[02:00] ---
over the invasion of Pekopon.
[02:03] ---
Or, like, drastic measures?
[02:06] ---
Wh-What?!
[02:08] ---
Where's Dororo-senpai
during a crisis like this?
[02:12] ---
Exactly! When the Keroro Platoon is in peril,
[02:16] ---
all the members need to be present!
[02:18] ---
Actually... there's an explanation...
[02:32] ---
Dororo: Farewell, My Platoon, Sir!
[02:38] ---
Major Geriri is a brainiac.
[02:40] ---
In other words, he's a conference room
commander who doesn't go to the front line.
[02:45] ---
He's not gonna take direct command?
[02:48] ---
Good morning, everyone.
[02:50] ---
Well, well, Major Geriri!
[02:52] ---
It's good to see you.
[02:53] ---
Never mind the formalities.
[02:56] ---
Let's cut to the chase.
[02:57] ---
Gero...
[02:59] ---
For starters, I looked at
the Keroro Platoon's records.
[03:02] ---
To be blunt, they're awful.
[03:04] ---
R-Right...
[03:06] ---
You know, this isn't fun and games!
[03:08] ---
Invasion is the whole point of the military.
[03:11] ---
Anyway, I'm going to remedy
the situation where I can.
[03:16] ---
First...
[03:18] ---
...Lance Corporal Dororo.
[03:19] ---
I order you to discharge the
former Lance Corporal Zeroro.
[03:22] ---
D-Discharge Dororo?!
[03:26] ---
I've heard he only participates
in missions half-heartedly,
[03:28] ---
and is in opposition to the invasion.
[03:32] ---
In fact, who is Dororo?
[03:34] ---
The military needs top assassin
Lance Corporal Zeroro.
[03:38] ---
His existence is the primary cause
of the invasion's delay.
[03:42] ---
But Dororo...
[03:44] ---
I mean Lance Corporal Zeroro
is an important soldier.
[03:47] ---
And so, we'll start with his firing.
[03:53] ---
Wait a minute!
[03:55] ---
I can't abandon a comrade!
[03:58] ---
Invasions don't take place
in conference rooms!
[04:01] ---
They happen on site!
[04:03] ---
Wrong. Invasions take place
in conference rooms.
[04:07] ---
Gero?
[04:07] ---
You fellows are soldiers.
[04:10] ---
It's a matter of course for soldiers
to obey their superiors' orders.
[04:13] ---
If the military chain of command isn't followed,
there's no chance for a mission to succeed.
[04:18] ---
Well, I estimate it'll take you
about a week to invade Pekopon.
[04:22] ---
Accomplish that...
[04:23] ---
...and this will be your bonus.
[04:28] ---
I'm strict, but I do believe
in the reward system.
[04:32] ---
So do a good job invading.
[04:38] ---
Keroro...
[04:39] ---
You knew what was going
to happen, didn't you?
[04:41] ---
That's why you didn't summon Dororo.
[04:44] ---
Yeah, well...
[04:46] ---
I'm not that bad of a guy.
[04:49] ---
I don't have confidence that I can serve
under that cold-blooded superior officer.
[04:54] ---
Or, like, clearly reasoned?
SIGN Special Emergency Examination
Melon Curry
Pineapple Curry
[04:58] ---
Why don't we just do what he
says and see what happens?
[05:00] ---
But, you know, he's an ultra-elite...
[05:03] ---
But we cannot cut loose Dororo-senpai!
[05:07] ---
No, we can.
[05:09] ---
Gero?
[05:10] ---
Giroro!
[05:11] ---
Major Geriri's personality aside,
[05:14] ---
what he's pointed out is decidedly not wrong.
[05:17] ---
We can't deny that the invasion has
been delayed because of Dororo, can we?
[05:22] ---
Gero...
[05:24] ---
We're soldiers.
[05:26] ---
It's our duty to follow
Major Geriri's orders.
[05:30] ---
Certainly, but...
[05:32] ---
Got it!
[05:34] ---
Leave Dororo to me!
[05:40] ---
Extended leave?
[05:42] ---
Yeah. You see,
[05:44] ---
HQ told me to give the platoon members
some rest and relaxation.
[05:49] ---
So let's all take it easy for a while.
[05:51] ---
I see.
[05:53] ---
If that is the case, I shall gladly
accept some time off.
[05:57] ---
That takes care of Dororo.
[05:59] ---
Now I just have to tell Major Geriri
that I dumped Dororo,
[06:02] ---
and all will be well.
[06:04] ---
As sneaky as ever, huh?
[06:08] ---
And so, the next day...
[06:12] ---
Dororo, are you going somewhere?
[06:15] ---
All of the platoon members
are going on extended leave,
[06:18] ---
so I thought I would go to the mountains.
[06:22] ---
Would you like to go with me, Koyuki-dono?
[06:24] ---
I'm going to hang out at Natsumi-san's house!
[06:27] ---
Oh?
[06:29] ---
Then I hope we both enjoy this day off.
[06:32] ---
So if you'll excuse me!
[06:33] ---
Yeah! You have a good day, too, Dororo!
[06:51] ---
Meanwhile...
[06:53] ---
I see. So you kicked Lance Corporal
Dororo out of the platoon, eh?
[06:57] ---
Then let's move on to a full-fledged plan.
[06:59] ---
Are you really sure about this, Keroro?
[07:02] ---
Don't worry!
[07:04] ---
I'll explain the plan I've come up with.
SIGN Permian Period 225 Million Years Ago
SIGN Permian Period 225 Million Years Ago
[07:09] ---
Long ago, Pekopon's continents were one.
SIGN Permian Period 225 Million Years Ago
[07:12] ---
Movement of the tectonic plates
created the form that we have now.
SIGN Jurassic Period 135 Million Years Ago
SIGN Cretaceous Period 65 Million Years Ago
[07:16] ---
This time, we're going
to apply that principle.
SIGN Modern Era
[07:19] ---
We'll create hundreds of millions of times
more submarine volcanoes than there are now,
SIGN Mid-ocean Ridge
SIGN Crust
Mantle
[07:22] ---
which will drastically speed up
the continental drift,
[07:24] ---
a process that usually takes
tens of millions of years.
[07:27] ---
That will shrink the current continents,
[07:30] ---
while we'll manipulate the crust
to create a new continent near the equator.
[07:34] ---
It will be a Keronian base of operations.
[07:38] ---
I see.
[07:39] ---
If we make a new, humid continent directly
below the equator and surrounded by the sea,
[07:44] ---
Keronians will always be able
to manifest 100% of their power.
[07:45] ---
Yay!
[07:47] ---
In other words,
[07:48] ---
all we need do is deprive
the Pekoponians of a place to live
[07:51] ---
while creating a sphere
of activity for Keronians.
[07:54] ---
True, if Dororo-senpai were here,
[07:57] ---
he would definitely put
the brakes on this, right?
[07:59] ---
Y-Yeah...
[08:01] ---
But... can we really do this?
[08:05] ---
It's no problem at all!
[08:08] ---
Just construct a volcano-inducing
device from that blueprint
[08:11] ---
and set it to "undersea magma."
[08:15] ---
Well, this should be an easy victory.
[08:20] ---
Gero! Wh-What is this?!
[08:22] ---
Now, begin the mission.
[08:24] ---
If you don't build that device
within five days,
[08:25] ---
I'm going to cut an entire year's
worth of your salaries.
[08:30] ---
F-Five days...
[08:34] ---
How are we supposed to do that?!
SIGN Fruit Candy
[08:36] ---
So then,
[08:38] ---
the yokozuna came back to Japan...
[08:41] ---
Platoon, we have to hurry!
[08:42] ---
Right!
[08:45] ---
The stupid frogs again!
[08:47] ---
They're always so noisy!
[08:49] ---
Huh?
[08:50] ---
Aren't they all on vacation?
[08:53] ---
Vacation?
[08:54] ---
I didn't hear anything about that.
[08:58] ---
They're not on vacation?
[09:00] ---
No. Doesn't sound like it.
[09:05] ---
Th-That...
[09:08] ---
That is so mean, Keroro-kun,
leaving me out again!
[09:12] ---
He's here!
[09:13] ---
Dororo-senpai!
[09:15] ---
Why did you lie to me and
say we had extended leave?!
[09:17] ---
Are you all planning on going off
together somewhere without telling me?!
[09:22] ---
No, there's an explanation...
[09:24] ---
Calm down! Calm down!
[09:29] ---
What's this?
[09:31] ---
The blueprint for some
kind of nasty device...
[09:34] ---
I see. So that is what this is about.
[09:37] ---
While I was away,
[09:39] ---
you were planning more misdeeds.
[09:41] ---
No, um, how can I put it?
[09:44] ---
Listen, Dororo!
[09:45] ---
This plan was an order from above.
[09:47] ---
And we can't disobey!
[09:49] ---
Then I will shut down your plan
[09:51] ---
and return all of you to
the path of righteousness.
[09:52] ---
Try to understand, Dororo!
[09:54] ---
Soldiers have to follow orders!
[09:56] ---
Negative!
[09:57] ---
Even if it is an order,
[09:58] ---
I shall remain steadfast in my faith!
[10:00] ---
I do not wish to participate
in a wrongful invasion!
[10:06] ---
We are going to lose our salaries!
[10:09] ---
Apologies!
[10:14] ---
G-Giroro-dono!
[10:15] ---
Sorry, but this is our duty!
[10:17] ---
And if you're going to interfere with it...
[10:21] ---
...I have no choice but to fight you!
[10:25] ---
Giroro-dono!
[10:26] ---
Are orders that important to you?!
[10:29] ---
Yes!
[10:29] ---
I'm a soldier!
[10:31] ---
To a soldier, a superior's order is absolute!
[10:33] ---
Even if it means fighting a friend?!
[10:38] ---
What's that?
[10:41] ---
That's right!
[10:44] ---
Do all of you feel the same way?
[10:51] ---
I understand.
[10:53] ---
Silence is an answer unto itself.
[10:57] ---
Wrongdoing will always
receive divine punishment.
[11:01] ---
Bear that in mind.
[11:05] ---
D-Dororo!
[11:07] ---
This is...
[11:09] ---
...my final farewell.
[11:17] ---
Thank you for the food!
[11:20] ---
Hey, Dororo...
[11:22] ---
Let's go out somewhere today with
Natsumi-san and your friends!
[11:27] ---
Oh, we already have plans today...
[11:30] ---
You and Natsumi-dono have a good time!
SIGN Great
Fall-Winter
Sale
[11:45] ---
You're going home already?
[11:48] ---
Sorry!
[11:49] ---
Actually, the stupid frog...
[11:52] ---
Right now I'm incredibly busy,
[11:54] ---
so I want to trade you for
my cleaning duties this week!
[11:58] ---
Then I promise to do
one month straight of duties,
[12:01] ---
s-so please...
[12:04] ---
...asked me like that.
[12:05] ---
And he's been holed up
in their base ever since.
[12:08] ---
I just hope they're not doing
something evil.
[12:12] ---
We all went to the mountains today.
[12:14] ---
We looked to see how many
mushrooms were growing there.
[12:17] ---
Commander-dono said something
about using them again for a plan,
[12:20] ---
and we all had a good laugh.
[12:24] ---
Oh, really?
[12:29] ---
Sorry I had to cut out early yesterday.
[12:31] ---
That's okay.
[12:33] ---
It's already fall here, huh?
[12:38] ---
What's wrong?
[12:40] ---
Koyuki-chan?
[12:46] ---
Isn't that...
[12:47] ---
...Dororo?
[12:56] ---
Dororo!
[12:58] ---
Are you going out again today?
[12:59] ---
Yes.
[13:01] ---
With the others?
[13:03] ---
Of course!
[13:04] ---
We all went to the beach yesterday,
[13:07] ---
but Commander-dono...
[13:08] ---
I saw you in the mountains yesterday.
[13:14] ---
Why did you lie like that?
[13:20] ---
I see...
[13:21] ---
Commander-dono and the rest
are following orders.
[13:25] ---
They are sticking to the way a soldier lives.
[13:30] ---
Are you okay with that, Dororo?
[13:32] ---
My will to protect Pekopon
[13:34] ---
is more important than following orders.
[13:37] ---
We are walking on separate paths,
[13:39] ---
but that is the natural flow.
[13:44] ---
We did it!
[13:45] ---
I'm so tired,
[13:47] ---
I want to sleep...
[13:49] ---
I'm wiped out, in mind and body...
[13:52] ---
Or, like, total fatigue?
[13:55] ---
Now go to the middle of
the Pacific Ocean
[13:57] ---
and install it between
a plate and the mantle.
[14:00] ---
Do it right now!
[14:01] ---
Shouldn't we give it a trial run?
[14:05] ---
No, we don't have time.
[14:07] ---
So hop to it!
[14:09] ---
You're an ogre...
[14:12] ---
So, then...
[14:13] ---
...after that yokozuna came back to Japan...
[14:18] ---
Koyuki-chan?
[14:20] ---
Yes?
[14:21] ---
What's wrong?
[14:22] ---
You're unusually quiet today.
[14:24] ---
I-It's nothing.
[14:27] ---
Really?
[14:28] ---
If you say so...
[14:30] ---
The stupid frogs are quiet today, too.
[14:33] ---
Is something going on with them?
[14:35] ---
Yeah. I guess they went
somewhere this morning.
[14:39] ---
Dororo...
[14:46] ---
Commander-dono...
SIGN Below the Pacific Ocean
[15:07] ---
Then activate the volcano-inducing device.
[15:11] ---
Th-The time has come at last.
[15:15] ---
Yeah...
[15:17] ---
I really wanted Dororo-senpai
to be here with us.
[15:22] ---
Ready over here! I'm gonna activate it!
[15:24] ---
Push the button to shoot!
[15:37] ---
I-It's like an earthquake!
[15:39] ---
Causing continental drift is on a different
scale from what we've tried before!
[15:43] ---
It's supposed to do this... right?
[15:46] ---
No.
[15:47] ---
The tremors are way more
powerful than projected.
[15:52] ---
Wait a second.
[15:54] ---
Tch!
[15:55] ---
There's a bullet inside the machine!
[15:58] ---
This is the cause!
[15:59] ---
A bullet?!
[16:06] ---
Hey! Why didn't you notice that before?!
[16:08] ---
I'm ignoring you.
[16:10] ---
Anyway,
[16:11] ---
at this rate, the amount of ejected magma
will be over the projections.
[16:15] ---
Major Geriri! We need to abort the mission!
[16:17] ---
Forget it!
[16:19] ---
You can continue the mission,
even with a minor calculation error like that.
[16:23] ---
If we stop now, it'll be a failure.
[16:26] ---
So don't even joke about that!
[16:28] ---
We're not joking!
[16:30] ---
Gero!
[16:33] ---
Huh?
[16:39] ---
Nin!
[16:41] ---
Wh-What is this?!
[16:42] ---
Uncle! Please respond! Uncle!
[16:45] ---
Or, like, urgent problem?
[16:47] ---
Henceforth, you are prohibited from making
any contact with the Keroro Platoon.
[16:55] ---
Mois-chan! What's wrong?
[16:57] ---
Uncle...
[17:01] ---
Dororo!
[17:02] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[17:03] ---
Dororo...
[17:04] ---
Your friends are in danger!
[17:07] ---
Go save them!
[17:08] ---
I cannot do that.
[17:11] ---
We are walking on separate paths.
[17:15] ---
I must not deviate from my convictions.
[17:18] ---
Dororo, your convictions are more
important to you than your friends.
[17:23] ---
But you were lonely when they followed
orders instead of their hearts.
[17:29] ---
Right now, you're putting yourself
over your friends.
[17:34] ---
So what's the difference between that
and valuing orders over a friend?
[17:40] ---
I don't really understand.
[17:47] ---
Koyuki-dono. I am grateful to you.
[17:50] ---
I have just remembered some urgent business!
[17:52] ---
Now, if you will excuse me!
[17:58] ---
Yikes! We're in real hot water here!
[18:01] ---
And the exit is completely sealed off!
[18:04] ---
Hey, Kululu! Do something!
[18:07] ---
I want some ice cream!
[18:08] ---
Ice cream! What the heck is that?!
[18:09] ---
Like you've already given up?!
[18:12] ---
Hey, Major Geriri!
[18:13] ---
Give us the order to evacuate!
[18:15] ---
When a mission succeeds,
there are always sacrifices.
[18:18] ---
And if the mission failed,
it would tarnish my career.
[18:22] ---
So I don't want to hear your misgivings.
[18:25] ---
I'll push this button!
[18:27] ---
In the end,
[18:29] ---
he's only thinking of glory for himself!
[18:33] ---
For that creep's sake, we...
[18:36] ---
Kululu! Can you shut down the device?!
[18:39] ---
Nope!
[18:40] ---
Once it's activated, it can
only be controlled from HQ.
[18:43] ---
That's how they programmed it!
[18:44] ---
Doctor!
[18:46] ---
Then we'll just have to destroy it!
[18:48] ---
Don't waste your time.
[18:50] ---
The machine is made out of armor so strong
that not even the magma can melt it.
[18:54] ---
Your gun would never be able to penetrate it.
[18:59] ---
L-Look!
[19:03] ---
Gero!
[19:07] ---
G-Gero! That's...
[19:09] ---
Dororo Ninja Art!
SIGN South Pole Refrigeration Gale
[19:10] ---
South Pole Refrigeration Gale!
[19:20] ---
Dororo!
[19:22] ---
You...
[19:23] ---
It will not hold for long!
[19:24] ---
Commander-dono! Please give me your orders!
[19:26] ---
Okay, right!
[19:29] ---
This mission is flawed, so we can't carry on!
[19:31] ---
We'll retrieve the device and retreat!
[19:35] ---
No, no!
[19:36] ---
What are you talking about?
[19:37] ---
You can't just do whatever you want!
[19:40] ---
Sorry. The heat made my gun discharge.
[19:44] ---
Giroro-dono...
[19:45] ---
But we can't retrieve the device now
that the magma swimmer's gone...
[19:50] ---
Dororo!
[19:52] ---
I understand!
[20:03] ---
Giroro-dono!
[20:08] ---
You did it!
[20:10] ---
Now, Keroro Platoon...
[20:11] ---
Let's withdraw, every last one of us!
[20:14] ---
Yeah!
[20:32] ---
You got a message from HQ.
[20:33] ---
They have a problem with a superior officer
who thinks nothing of sacrificing his troops,
[20:37] ---
so they dismissed Major Geriri.
[20:39] ---
You have the right to command again, Uncle!
[20:42] ---
Gero gero gero...
[20:43] ---
But how did HQ find out about
Major Geriri's actions?
[20:49] ---
I wonder...
[20:51] ---
When a mission succeeds,
there are always sacrifices.
[20:54] ---
And if the mission failed,
it would tarnish my career.
[20:57] ---
Dororo, just so you know,
[21:00] ---
we didn't do it for your sake.
[21:03] ---
After all, that straightforward
mission was kind of lame.
[21:07] ---
It wasn't our style.
[21:10] ---
Nin, nin!
[21:12] ---
But too bad we didn't get that bonus.
[21:16] ---
And yet, you're a brighter green than usual.
[21:19] ---
I know, right?
[21:24] ---
A critical moment...
[21:27] ---
It seems the Keroro Platoon
managed to overcome it this time.
[21:31] ---
Right, Lance Corporal Dororo?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Satsuki here!
[23:08] ---
Yayoi here!
[23:09] ---
The other day, I saw that red fairy-like
person again at the convenience store!
SIGN Robbers
[23:13] ---
And I often see a green fairy-like
person near Natsumi's house.
[23:17] ---
A fairy dwelling must be nearby!
[23:20] ---
That aside,
[23:22] ---
there are no fairies!
[23:24] ---
"Aki: Earth's First Line of Defense, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Natsumi: Tension About Open Day, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E285 - Aki: Earth's First Line of Defense, Sir! / Natsumi: Tension About Open Day, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
An afternoon like any other.
[01:34] ---
That's what it should have been.
[01:38] ---
Oh, Aki-san.
[01:39] ---
You're making a very serious face.
[01:43] ---
Hmm... we've got ourselves stuck.
[01:45] ---
It's no good, Hinata-san.
[01:47] ---
I can't come up with anything...
[01:49] ---
Who can blame you?
[01:51] ---
Fighting mangas are difficult.
[01:55] ---
All right. Let's leave it here for today.
[01:58] ---
We finished the new publication
earlier than expected,
[02:02] ---
so... nothing left on the
schedule for today, I suppose!
[02:08] ---
Aki: Earth's First Line of Defense, Sir!
[02:14] ---
The burglar invaders, Zurara and Gururu?
[02:16] ---
They're a pair of wanted Keronians who
have been causing trouble in space recently.
SIGN Invasion In Progress
[02:22] ---
Like a bird making off with your lunch,
[02:24] ---
others' bases get taken over by these
usurping invaders before the invasion is done!
SIGN Usurpation Complete
[02:28] ---
What's more, we still don't even know
what they look like, poya!
[02:33] ---
What terrible times we live in, ma'am.
[02:36] ---
Isn't there anyone else here today, poya?
[02:38] ---
Ah, everyone told me they have
all kinds of things to do today.
[02:41] ---
I'm on my own, ma'am.
[02:44] ---
Anyway, I want you to be on the lookout
for Zurara and Gururu, poya!
[02:48] ---
Sure, sure.
[02:50] ---
Honestly.
[02:52] ---
As if I'd be bothered by small-minded
usurping invaders like that.
[02:58] ---
I have years of experience, sir,
years of experience!
[03:03] ---
Gero!!
SIGN Gero!!
SIGN Captured
[03:07] ---
Captured.
[03:08] ---
Piece of cake, this Keroro Platoon.
[03:11] ---
Right, Gururu?
[03:13] ---
Yes, Zurara... looks like we'll be able to
take over Pekopon in the blink of an eye, y'know.
[03:18] ---
Gururu and... Zurara?
[03:21] ---
Yeah.
[03:22] ---
The famous Zurara and...
[03:24] ---
...Gururu's...
[03:26] ---
"Let's try some cooking!"
[03:29] ---
No way!
[03:31] ---
At least get our introductory scene right!
[03:33] ---
My bad, y'know...
[03:35] ---
Glare.
[03:36] ---
Erk!
[03:37] ---
We've had our eyes on
Pekopon here for a while.
[03:40] ---
We're gonna swipe it from ya.
[03:42] ---
S-So... you've been waiting all this time for
a day when everyone left the house unguarded?
[03:47] ---
Who knows?
[03:49] ---
We can't blab the tricks
of our trade that easy.
[03:53] ---
The fact is, aaaall this time,
[03:55] ---
through rainy days,
[03:57] ---
through windy days,
[03:58] ---
we've been just waiting for all
of you to leave the house,
[04:02] ---
but that's a secret, y'know.
[04:03] ---
Don't tell 'em everything!
[04:06] ---
S-Sorry, y'know...
[04:09] ---
Anyway.
[04:11] ---
Call for help all you want,
but today you're alone.
[04:14] ---
I suggest you don't try to resist us.
[04:16] ---
Gero...
[04:18] ---
I'm back!
[04:20] ---
Lady Mom!
[04:21] ---
What?!
[04:22] ---
Natsumi and Fuyuki said they
wouldn't be back until night.
[04:28] ---
Hey! What's going on?
[04:31] ---
I thought they were all out today.
[04:33] ---
Gero gerori.
[04:36] ---
If Lady Mom, the strongest creature
on Pekopon, has returned...
[04:40] ---
...it's like giving a demon a club.
[04:41] ---
Like giving Amuro fin funnels!
[04:43] ---
Like giving Char Axis, y'know!
[04:46] ---
Quit going along with everything!
[04:49] ---
S-Sorry, y'know...
[04:52] ---
Tch.
[04:53] ---
All right...
[04:54] ---
Gero...
[04:57] ---
The froggies will be here, though.
SIGN WAH HA ha ha ha ♪
[05:03] ---
Kero-chan, I'm coming in.
[05:06] ---
H-Hello, Lady Mom!
[05:09] ---
Welcome, ma'am!
[05:10] ---
Who are these people?
[05:12] ---
Erk.
SIGN Erk
[05:13] ---
U-Ummm.
[05:15] ---
Hey!
[05:16] ---
Get her out of here somehow.
[05:19] ---
What's wrong, Kero-chan?
[05:21] ---
U-Uhh, Lady Mom...
[05:23] ---
These two are something like
my childhood friends...
[05:27] ---
Z-Zurara here!
[05:29] ---
I'm Gururu!
[05:31] ---
Nice to meet you!
[05:33] ---
Zura-chan and Guru-chan, huh?
[05:35] ---
We just happened to be
near Pekopon, you see.
[05:38] ---
We just popped our heads in, y'know.
[05:40] ---
Oh! I see!
[05:42] ---
What?!
SIGN This guy and
[05:43] ---
It's not like that, Lady Mom!
SIGN this guy are
[05:45] ---
These two aren't my childhood friends,
SIGN robbers
[05:49] ---
they're robber invaders, ma'am!
[05:51] ---
Sergeant Keroro:
desperately signalling with his face!
SIGN Desperately
SIGN signalling with his face!
[05:54] ---
Oh, Kero-chan, you're so silly!
[05:56] ---
You're so happy,
you can't control your smile!
SIGN Crushed
[06:00] ---
Miserable failure!
[06:03] ---
Okay, you two...
[06:04] ---
Make yourselves at home!
[06:06] ---
Th-Thank you!
[06:14] ---
Gero?!
[06:15] ---
You do realize
[06:17] ---
that if you rat us out to that woman,
[06:19] ---
you can kiss your
Gundam model collection goodbye!
[06:22] ---
Nooooooooo!!
[06:24] ---
Now there's nothing in our way.
[06:26] ---
All that's left is to take over the invasion.
[06:29] ---
Yup, y'know.
[06:32] ---
I brought some sweets! Do you want some?
[06:35] ---
Lady Mom!
[06:36] ---
Now's my chance!
[06:37] ---
Oh! Good timing!
[06:40] ---
Wow, I was just thinking that
I'd like some sweets, ma'am!
[06:44] ---
Come on, come on! Join us, ma'am!
[06:48] ---
Gundam models.
[06:49] ---
Gero...
[06:50] ---
...iiiis...
[06:51] ---
...what I'd like to have proposed,
[06:54] ---
but... yes, as childhood friends...
[06:55] ---
...I think we, uh, want to...
talk amongst ourselves...
[06:58] ---
I see!
[06:59] ---
Then I'll just give you these.
[07:02] ---
Call me if you want something!
[07:04] ---
Well, I...
[07:06] ---
You're too busy, Lady Mom!
[07:11] ---
Tch.
[07:12] ---
Getting in the way...
[07:13] ---
Hey!
[07:14] ---
We're gonna get this
invasion over with quick.
[07:16] ---
Hand over the Kero Ball.
[07:18] ---
N-No, I... I can't just...
[07:21] ---
If you don't, things are gonna start
getting painful for ya.
[07:26] ---
One, two.
[07:26] ---
One-two! One-two! One-two!
[07:27] ---
Our Gururu has five years'
apprentice experience as a cook.
[07:30] ---
If you don't want this guy's
punches in your face,
[07:32] ---
I suggest you bring out
the Kero Ball quick-like.
[07:36] ---
I didn't expect these guys to be
packing that kind of talent...
[07:39] ---
Uh... cooking has nothing to do with this.
[07:42] ---
That said...
[07:43] ---
...I can't just let them usurp
our invasion so easily.
[07:46] ---
Time over!
[07:48] ---
Gero!
[07:48] ---
I'll kick yer butt right in the butt, y'know!
[07:52] ---
C-Craaaaap!
[07:55] ---
By the way, would you like
dinner before you go?
[07:59] ---
What are you doing?
[08:01] ---
W-Well, uh... we're...
[08:04] ---
M-My hobby is fighting!
[08:07] ---
We were all having fun with it, y'know!
[08:09] ---
A-Are you an idiot?!
[08:11] ---
You think that excuse will work?!
[08:14] ---
Oh! That sounds fun!
SIGN Whaaaa?!
[08:16] ---
She believed it?
[08:18] ---
Wow... I can't believe I'm realizing this
so late, but is Lady Mom... an airhead?
[08:23] ---
Wanna join us, y'know?
[08:25] ---
Ya idiot!
[08:27] ---
Quit running your mouth!
[08:30] ---
Mouth! Mouth!
[08:34] ---
It's... kind of more than a hobby.
[08:35] ---
We're aiming for the championship, even.
[08:38] ---
It's dangerous, so keep out of it.
[08:41] ---
Don't worry about me!
[08:42] ---
I might not look like much,
but I have confidence in my strength!
[08:46] ---
But anyway...
I need to ask you all something.
[08:53] ---
This is Gamimura-sensei, a mangaka.
[08:56] ---
Hello.
[08:57] ---
Right.
[08:58] ---
I thought this would be good inspiration for
the new fighting manga serial he's making.
[09:04] ---
I kind of get a bad feeling about this, y'know.
[09:07] ---
Are you all ready?
[09:11] ---
Okay, then... let's get this started!
[09:16] ---
Taaaaake thiiiiiis!!
SIGN Giiiiyaaaaaaaa!!
[09:24] ---
Thank you very much, Hinata-san.
[09:27] ---
I got some great ideas, thanks to you.
[09:29] ---
That's great!
[09:31] ---
I'll get right back to my studio and draw
right away! I'm all pumped up!
[09:34] ---
Do your best, Sensei!
[09:39] ---
Right!
[09:40] ---
I'd better give it one last push, too!
[09:43] ---
Wh-Who in the world...
[09:45] ---
...said fighting was our hobby?
[09:48] ---
S-Sorry, y'know...
[09:51] ---
Wh-Why am I beaten up, too?
They were pumped up...
[09:56] ---
Sneak... sneak...
[09:59] ---
Who is that woman, anyway?
[10:01] ---
I didn't want to have to use this, but...
[10:05] ---
Let's go, Gururu.
[10:07] ---
Roger, y'know.
[10:13] ---
Darn it!
[10:14] ---
She predicted this, y'know!
[10:17] ---
Oh! What perfect timing!
[10:19] ---
It's a little early, but please eat!
[10:34] ---
I had some fun, thanks to you.
[10:37] ---
Here you are: a souvenir.
[10:39] ---
Th-Thank you, y'know...
[10:43] ---
Zura-chan, Guru-chan,
come visit again, okay?
[10:50] ---
You really are the strongest,
Lady Mom, ma'am.
[10:53] ---
Huh? What do you mean?
[10:55] ---
Oh... nothing, ma'am.
[10:59] ---
So... after all that...
[11:01] ---
That was a little fun, wasn't it, y'know?
[11:03] ---
Hey, so uh, what was the souvenir, anyway?
[11:06] ---
This, y'know?
[11:09] ---
It's...
SIGN A new serialization begins!! Guru☆Zura Zurara Gururu I'm telling ya: we'll get it done!!
[11:10] ---
It's a manga modeled after us, y'know!
[11:14] ---
Gururu... we're heading back.
[11:17] ---
Heading back?
[11:18] ---
What about usurping their invasion?
[11:22] ---
I... yeah, screw that planet,
those guys are a pain!
[11:25] ---
Let's get to the next planet!
[11:28] ---
Excuse me! You, the spaceship over there!
[11:30] ---
Stop a moment, poya!
[11:31] ---
Poya?
[11:33] ---
I don't see spaceships like this
around here often.
[11:36] ---
What were you doing, poya?
[11:38] ---
A... a... a little sightseeing...
[11:40] ---
Suspicious, poya.
[11:43] ---
Show me that for a minute, poya.
[11:44] ---
U-Uh... this... uhh...
[11:48] ---
Zurara... Gururu?
[11:51] ---
You're under arrest for the crime
of invasion-snatching, poya!
[11:54] ---
N-No way!
[11:57] ---
The strongest creature on Earth
is Hinata Aki.
[12:00] ---
No one knows that she
saved Earth from crisis.
[12:11] ---
When someone in your family sees you
doing something you don't normally do,
[12:14] ---
that's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
[12:18] ---
Open Day?
[12:19] ---
Yep.
[12:20] ---
It looks like it's only our grade
that's doing it tomorrow.
[12:23] ---
Wow.
[12:25] ---
So Mom's coming to school?
[12:29] ---
It looks like she's been super-busy
with work recently,
[12:32] ---
so it'll be impossible for her to come to
school in the middle of the day on a weekday.
[12:36] ---
Yeah, you're right.
[12:37] ---
But anyway, Fuyuki...
[12:39] ---
Deeeefinitely don't tell the
stupid frogs about this, okay?
[12:43] ---
Whenever they find out about something,
it always turns into something weird!
[12:49] ---
Y-Yeah, you're right...
SIGN Snorrrrrrrrrf
[12:54] ---
I wonder if I've caught
a cold or something, sir.
[12:59] ---
Open Day, huh...
[13:05] ---
Natsumi: Tension About Open Day, Sir!
SIGN Science Lab
[13:10] ---
Uh, so, then.
[13:12] ---
There're a lot of different experiments
I want us all to try today.
[13:15] ---
Don't get nervous just because it's Open Day.
[13:19] ---
Please act just as you
usually would in class.
[13:21] ---
Huh?
[13:22] ---
There are surprisingly few people here,
fewer than I expected...
[13:25] ---
Hey, Satsuki, is your mother here?
[13:28] ---
No. She said she had stuff to
do today, and she couldn't come.
[13:32] ---
Mine, too.
[13:33] ---
But it's kind of embarrassing
when your parents come, so...
[13:36] ---
...I'm fine with it, really!
[13:38] ---
Is your mother coming, Natsumi-san?
[13:42] ---
Oh, no. She couldn't find time with work.
[13:46] ---
Ah... I'm sorry...
[13:48] ---
I shouldn't have asked...
[13:49] ---
Oh, no, it's fine, it's fine!
[13:51] ---
Don't worry about it.
[13:53] ---
All right, then, everyone.
[13:54] ---
Please open your textbooks to page 72.
[14:02] ---
Heeeeey! Natsumi! Natsumi!
[14:05] ---
Hinata-san? Do you know this man?
[14:07] ---
N-No. I don't know him.
[14:10] ---
Oh, my apologies.
[14:12] ---
I'm Hinata Natsumi's uncle's
cousin's childhood friend.
SIGN Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire
[14:16] ---
Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
[14:18] ---
Pleasure to meet you.
[14:20] ---
Sensei! I'm just going
to the bathroom for a minute!
[14:23] ---
G-Go right ahead...
[14:26] ---
Natsumi-san?
[14:27] ---
Wasn't that...
[14:28] ---
I feel like I've seen him before, don't you?
[14:32] ---
Excuse me! What do you think you're doing?
[14:34] ---
What do you mean?
[14:36] ---
It's Open Day, isn't it?
[14:38] ---
I'm only trying to stand in
for Hinata Aki, aren't I?
[14:42] ---
Where's the stupid frog?
[14:44] ---
Where's Giroro?
[14:45] ---
It's not just you, is it?
[14:47] ---
No worries...
SIGN Deadline or Die
[14:49] ---
The commander's buried
in work from HQ for once,
[14:52] ---
and the others don't know the
slightest thing about your Open Day.
[14:58] ---
Anyway, you sure you can keep fiddling
your thumbs around here?
[15:05] ---
Hinata-san... are you okay?
[15:09] ---
I... I am okay!
[15:11] ---
In any case,
[15:13] ---
I'm not gonna make things hard for you.
[15:23] ---
That Kululu... He's definitely
plotting something!
[15:26] ---
I bet he's...
[15:27] ---
...going to splatter curry
all around the classroom!
[15:31] ---
Or torment us with
who-knows-what creatures!
[15:35] ---
He's planning to embarrass me
and make me a laughingstock!
[15:39] ---
Are you okay, Natsumi-san?
[15:42] ---
If something happens to me,
pick up my bones, Koyuki-chan.
[15:46] ---
Okay. Who knows this chemical formula?
[15:49] ---
What'll I do?
[15:50] ---
If I don't do something, this is obviously
going to turn into a catastrophe!
[15:54] ---
Isn't there anyone?
[15:56] ---
Oh, right!
[15:58] ---
I have to be the one to do something!
[16:00] ---
Yes?
[16:01] ---
Then, Hinata-san.
[16:03] ---
Do you know the answer?
[16:05] ---
U-Ummm...
[16:07] ---
I don't.
[16:09] ---
Oh?
[16:10] ---
Well, seeing as you're here,
do any of you parents know?
[16:15] ---
Geh!
[16:16] ---
Ahhh, Sensei, why did you have to ask them?
[16:22] ---
Here it comes!
[16:23] ---
Yes, Sensei!
[16:24] ---
Hinata-san! Did you figure it out?
[16:27] ---
Um, more importantly, I think we
should move on to the experiments!
[16:31] ---
Yes, but before that, we need the answer
to this formula, which is...
[16:34] ---
Uhh... well...
[16:37] ---
I don't know.
[16:38] ---
Then please sit down.
[16:40] ---
Okay.
[16:41] ---
Do any of you parents know
what this chemical formula is?
[16:45] ---
Oh! Then...
[16:47] ---
Yes...
[16:48] ---
Sensei!
[16:49] ---
Hinata-san!
SIGN Quaver Quaver Quaver Quaver Quaver
[16:51] ---
S-S-Sorry...
[16:53] ---
Then would the yellow
gentleman care to answer?
[16:55] ---
Would you come up and
write it on the board, please?
[16:57] ---
Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
[17:00] ---
I'm doomed.
[17:02] ---
My school life is doomed.
[17:11] ---
My!
[17:13] ---
That's right! How wonderful!
[17:15] ---
Ah, this was nothing!
It was a plate of curry!
[17:20] ---
I can go further, if you like!
[17:28] ---
I'm not even close to done!
[17:31] ---
W-Wow...
[17:33] ---
Here we go, here we go!
[17:35] ---
Something like this!
[17:40] ---
Oh, please, don't applaud!
[17:43] ---
He's not fooling anyone!
[17:47] ---
All right, then...
[17:48] ---
So, I think next I would like the students and
their parents to do the experiments together.
[17:54] ---
But...
[17:55] ---
Why is Kululu paired with those two, as well?!
[18:00] ---
Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire.
[18:01] ---
H-Hello.
[18:03] ---
Uh oh.
[18:04] ---
I can't let Satsuki and Yayoi fall into
the evil hands of that pervert!
[18:10] ---
Staaaaare...
[18:12] ---
Gosh.
[18:13] ---
You don't need to be so nervous.
[18:15] ---
Oh, no... It's... It's not like that...
[18:19] ---
Natsumi-san...
[18:20] ---
It's not lighting at all!
[18:22] ---
Uh, Koyuki-chan, you have
to take the lid off that.
[18:26] ---
And you know what?!
[18:27] ---
That gust of wind blasted off the wig...
[18:31] ---
Whaat?! Really?!
[18:33] ---
Wilbur Hierfordshire-san, you're so funny!
[18:36] ---
For goodness' sake. What is
he even talking to them about?
[18:41] ---
And then, you know what happened to the wig?
[18:43] ---
Here it comes at last!
[18:44] ---
Wilbur Hierfordshire!
[18:52] ---
My new jacket!
SIGN Kissho
Academy
SIGN Gieeeee!
[19:03] ---
What are these frogs?!
[19:05] ---
Hurry up and get rid of them!
[19:08] ---
I'm so sorry!
[19:09] ---
Are you hurt at all?
[19:10] ---
N-No, I'm...
[19:20] ---
H-Hierfordshire?
[19:28] ---
Now off you go, back to where you belong.
[19:33] ---
Ah, and this will get
that liquid out, my dear.
[19:38] ---
Th-Thank you.
[19:40] ---
Thank you very much...
[19:44] ---
Ah, Sensei...
[19:45] ---
Everyone, in fact...
[19:47] ---
My sudden visit today may have shocked
Natsumi, and caused her to act strangely.
[19:54] ---
However, as you all know,
[19:57] ---
Natsumi is not normally like this.
[20:00] ---
Please consider me responsible
for what happened here today.
[20:02] ---
I ask you...
[20:04] ---
...to please overlook this incident.
[20:07] ---
Th-There's no need for that.
[20:09] ---
Please don't worry about it.
[20:13] ---
Well, then, I must be going.
[20:18] ---
H-Hey, wait! Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire!
[20:24] ---
Kululu...
[20:27] ---
Wow. That happened?
[20:30] ---
Kulu-chan has a unexpectedly
mature side to him!
[20:33] ---
That's a surprise.
[20:34] ---
Yeah.
[20:35] ---
It was kinda different from the normal
Kululu, so it was a real shock.
[20:39] ---
Now I'll have to go apologize
to him and thank him.
[20:42] ---
Then thank him for me, as well.
[20:45] ---
After all, he did stand in for me.
[20:47] ---
Yeah. He did!
SIGN Kululu
[20:51] ---
Kululu!
[20:52] ---
I want to talk to you about
what you did earlier!
[20:56] ---
Isn't he here?
[20:59] ---
A darn good recording, if I do say so myself.
[21:02] ---
This DVD's gonna break a million in space...
[21:06] ---
I see.
SIGN Secret
[21:09] ---
Ah, I was just... trying to
research the biology of frogs...
[21:13] ---
Kulu Wilbur Hierfordshire, huh...
SIGN Crack
SIGN Crunch
SIGN Secret
[21:18] ---
Are you ready?
[21:19] ---
Kululu?
SIGN Kululu
[21:22] ---
Nat-chan, you're scary!
SIGN (Secret) Private Series Vol.8
MSRP 966 yen
Me in the Classroom
480 minute 2-disc set!!
Hinata Natsumi
by Kululu Group
[21:24] ---
Edited by Sergeant Major Kululu,
[21:26] ---
Hinata Natsumi DVD Volume 8:
"Me in the Classroom."
[21:29] ---
I hardly need say that it
never saw the light of day.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, and my mornings
begin with a cup of coffee.
[23:11] ---
I had some awful sleep paralysis last night.
[23:13] ---
Well, it's just a kind of
physiological phenomenon.
[23:15] ---
It's nothing spiritual or ghostly.
[23:17] ---
Never mind that!
[23:19] ---
But... it is a little scary...
[23:21] ---
"Keroro: Carelessly Soaked Operation, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: Terror of the
Softguron Invasion, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:30] ---
Ge-Gero!
E286 - Keroro: Carelessly Soaked Operation, Sir! / Keroro: Terror of the Softguron Invasion, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
SIGN Cream Milk Choco Chip
[01:34] ---
Carelessly oversleeping,
[01:35] ---
carelessly stepping in dog poop...
[01:37] ---
Various careless actions are
lurking within our lives.
[01:41] ---
Maybe just call it a day?
[01:44] ---
I'm not coming up with any
good invasion strategies.
[01:48] ---
Gero!
[01:49] ---
Keroro!
[01:50] ---
What are you doing?!
[01:52] ---
Um, it was just carelessness...
[01:55] ---
At that moment,
[01:56] ---
the sergeant's gray matter
was struck by inspiration!
[02:02] ---
U-Uncle?!
[02:04] ---
Y-Yes...
[02:06] ---
Carelessness...
[02:08] ---
I've thought up a good,
careless invasion plan!
[02:15] ---
Keroro: Carelessly Soaked Operation, Sir!
[02:22] ---
Fuyuki, pass the jam.
[02:24] ---
Sure.
SIGN Strawberry
[02:31] ---
Hey!
[02:33] ---
Sorry! That was careless of me.
[02:35] ---
I have to hurry up and change!
[02:37] ---
It had to be today,
when we're going on a field trip!
[02:39] ---
Gero gerori!
SIGN Kissho Academy
[02:44] ---
Nishizawa-san, get the syringe.
[02:46] ---
Sure.
[02:53] ---
I'm sorry! How careless of me!
[02:55] ---
It's no big deal.
[02:57] ---
Don't worry about it.
[02:58] ---
What did I do? What did I do...
[03:03] ---
...to Fuyuki-kun?!
[03:05] ---
He'll never marry me now!
[03:06] ---
N-Nishizawa-san?!
[03:18] ---
Hot-hot-hot!
[03:20] ---
How careless can I be?
[03:22] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[03:24] ---
So what do you think of my plan?
[03:27] ---
The stupid Pekoponians already tend to
carelessly knock over bottles and cups.
[03:32] ---
You're in no position to criticize.
[03:34] ---
But... if that careless phenomenon
starts happening everywhere,
[03:38] ---
the Pekoponians will run around in a panic,
rushing to change their soaked clothes.
SIGN Running around in a panic Running around in a panic Running around in a panic
[03:43] ---
And while they do that,
[03:44] ---
we'll invade Pekopon!
[03:48] ---
So your spilling on me
was meaningful, then.
[03:52] ---
But how did you cause all of
this careless spilling?
[03:57] ---
With this!
SIGN Careless Rokubee
[03:59] ---
Careless Rokubee!
[04:01] ---
When this guy's particles
stick to a bottle or cup,
[04:04] ---
the slightest touch will trigger it to fall
over by itself and spill out the contents.
[04:09] ---
But the Pekoponians will blame it
on their own careless clumsiness,
[04:14] ---
so we don't have to worry about
anyone finding out it was us!
[04:17] ---
And now it's time to do it for real!
[04:20] ---
Let's scatter Careless Rokubee-kun
particles all over the place!
[04:23] ---
Roger!
[04:29] ---
Here you are.
[04:32] ---
Careless...
[04:34] ---
Careless...
[04:36] ---
I'm sorry!
[04:37] ---
Careless...
[04:39] ---
The careless accident phenomenon
is expanding smoothly.
[04:41] ---
And the invasion level has risen to phase 3!
[04:44] ---
Splendid, splendid!
[04:45] ---
This is perfect! Couldn't be better-gero!
[04:49] ---
Gero?
SIGN Do Do Do Do Do
[04:53] ---
Drawing Captain Geroro?!
[04:58] ---
Gero!!
[05:00] ---
Next month's installment of Captain Geroro...
[05:02] ---
...was swallowed up by a black hole!
SIGN Curry Cuckoo
SIGN Steamed Meat Bun
[05:08] ---
Cola fell...
[05:09] ---
...in the curry!
[05:11] ---
Careless slip...
[05:12] ---
Tch!
[05:13] ---
And I was gonna go there for dinner...
[05:16] ---
I like curry with cola in it!
SIGN Kululu Curry
SIGN Ready-made Curry
[05:21] ---
Ready-made curry.
[05:24] ---
Whoa!
SIGN Splat!!
SIGN Kululu Curry
[05:28] ---
It slipped out of my hands.
[05:30] ---
Gero...
[05:31] ---
You four-eyed yellow so-and-so...
[05:33] ---
It was an accident!
[05:34] ---
This is getting out of hand!
[05:37] ---
If the careless accident phenomenon
keeps spreading like this...
[05:40] ---
...it could even hit the
Gundam model factory!
[05:43] ---
It was an accident!
[05:46] ---
If they make Gundam models
with bizarre colors
[05:49] ---
and shut down the factory,
[05:51] ---
then the release of the new
MG Mandor Gundam will...
[05:55] ---
L-Listen,
[05:57] ---
the plan is working, which is cool,
[05:59] ---
but maybe we should cancel it?
[06:01] ---
I agree!
[06:02] ---
At this rate, the candy
factories will be affected!
[06:05] ---
Morons!
[06:06] ---
The plan's going great!
[06:08] ---
You think we should stop now?
[06:09] ---
B-But...
[06:10] ---
Don't give me any buts!
[06:13] ---
All right, lunchtime.
[06:15] ---
Okay!
[06:17] ---
Koyuki-chan, want a tangerine?
[06:23] ---
That was careless...
[06:32] ---
What?!
[06:38] ---
An earthquake?!
[06:39] ---
O-Oh, my gosh!
[06:43] ---
The careless accident
phenomenon continues to grow!
[06:46] ---
We're even getting a response at a dam!
[06:48] ---
Or, like, power station?
[06:51] ---
A dam?
[06:53] ---
I-If that carelessly collapses...
[07:02] ---
I feel like this is going beyond the
boundaries of my original plan.
[07:06] ---
That's not true.
[07:07] ---
Gero?
[07:08] ---
This is exactly an invasion plan,
wouldn't you say?
[07:11] ---
But...
[07:15] ---
...there are people at the dam!
[07:18] ---
N-Natsumi?!
[07:20] ---
What's she doing there?
[07:22] ---
C-Come to think of it, she said
something about going on a field trip.
[07:27] ---
No...
[07:28] ---
At this rate...
[07:33] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[07:35] ---
Evacuate with everyone else, Natsumi-san!
[07:39] ---
I'll handle the dam somehow!
[07:41] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[07:44] ---
Easier said than done...
[07:45] ---
My strength won't be enough...
[07:47] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[07:49] ---
Leave this to me!
[07:51] ---
Dororo!
[07:53] ---
Everyone!
[07:56] ---
Stupid frog?
[07:57] ---
We made it in time!
[07:59] ---
This is happening because you proceeded
[08:01] ---
with an invasion plan without telling me!
[08:03] ---
Come on!
[08:04] ---
Let us combine into God Keron
[08:05] ---
and push that dam back into place!
[08:07] ---
R-Right! Then...
[08:10] ---
Kero Robot Combination!
[08:12] ---
One!
[08:12] ---
Two!
[08:13] ---
Three!
[08:14] ---
Four...
[08:15] ---
Five!
[08:16] ---
Cross
[08:17] ---
Pentagon!
[08:19] ---
Switch on!
[08:21] ---
A can of juice.
[08:25] ---
Nuts!
[08:26] ---
I accidentally...
[08:28] ---
...bumped into it!
[08:29] ---
What?!
[08:32] ---
Gero!
[08:34] ---
Gero!
[08:39] ---
Hey!
[08:40] ---
What are you doing?
[08:41] ---
We've gotta combine, fast!
[08:48] ---
I can't hold it back by myself!
[08:50] ---
But ours are kaput!
[08:53] ---
I guess we were so careless
[08:54] ---
that Careless Rokubee stuck
to our cans of juice.
[08:57] ---
It's like we couldn't see
the forest for the trees.
[09:00] ---
We should be ashamed for not realizing it!
[09:04] ---
You're all morons!
[09:06] ---
If you're going to bring
a beverage in the cockpit,
[09:08] ---
at least put it in the drink holder!
[09:10] ---
Like mine!
[09:12] ---
Th-That's it!
[09:14] ---
A drink holder!
[09:15] ---
What?
[09:17] ---
If we can stabilize the dam
with a gigantic drink holder,
[09:20] ---
there won't be any damage!
[09:23] ---
I see!
[09:24] ---
But where are we gonna find that?!
[09:26] ---
Don't just say things off
the top of your head!
[09:28] ---
If we don't have it, we can make it!
[09:30] ---
Make it?
[09:31] ---
That's right!
[09:32] ---
We can use God Keron's beam saber
[09:35] ---
to make a beam holder!
[09:37] ---
If we focus all the beam energy to
your robot, the only one that works,
[09:40] ---
you can create the beam holder!
[09:43] ---
The only question is
[09:44] ---
whether or not your lone robot
can withstand that energy.
[09:49] ---
I'll do it!
[09:50] ---
I will!
[09:52] ---
Share your energy with me, everyone!
[09:55] ---
Roger!
[10:02] ---
Come on!
[10:14] ---
Giroro Robot is 40% charged with energy!
[10:18] ---
50%!
[10:21] ---
60%!
[10:22] ---
Giroro...
[10:23] ---
70%!
[10:26] ---
80%!
[10:27] ---
Almost there...
[10:28] ---
Just need to hold on a little more!
[10:29] ---
90%!
[10:31] ---
100%!
[10:32] ---
Gero!
[10:35] ---
I'm charged up 120%!
[10:38] ---
Beam Holder activated!
[10:45] ---
No, you don't!
[11:05] ---
Wow!
[11:07] ---
You did it!
[11:10] ---
Giroro!
SIGN Do Not Use!
[11:28] ---
Tch.
[11:29] ---
All's well that ends well, I say.
SIGN Bravo!! Corporal Giroro!!
[11:34] ---
We're splurging on broiled eel tonight
[11:36] ---
to celebrate the efforts of Corporal Giroro!
[11:43] ---
It looks delicious!
[11:45] ---
Or, like, gorgeous splendor?
[11:47] ---
Let's all be careful not
to spill any of it, guys!
[11:50] ---
Gero!
[11:51] ---
My eel!
[11:55] ---
Everyone, be careful of careless accidents.
[12:08] ---
All the soft serve ice cream I can eat!
[12:11] ---
This is happiness!
[12:13] ---
But I ate too much
[12:15] ---
and gave myself a stomachache.
[12:17] ---
Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, bathroom!
[12:21] ---
Ow!
[12:23] ---
No good...
[12:24] ---
I won't make it in time...
[12:30] ---
Just a dream?
[12:33] ---
Close call.
[12:35] ---
Tama?
[12:36] ---
Th-This is...
[12:39] ---
D-Don't tell me that's...
[12:40] ---
H-He didn't... right on the bed...
[12:43] ---
What's that doing here?!
[12:45] ---
Soft serve ice cream!
[12:51] ---
Keroro: Terror of the
Softguron Invasion, Sir!
[12:56] ---
Fuyuki!
[12:57] ---
I'm leaving without you!
[13:01] ---
What is this?!
[13:04] ---
Here, too?
[13:06] ---
Sheesh!
[13:07] ---
Who left that here?
[13:08] ---
Who would dump soft serve ice cream
on a person's doorstep?
[13:12] ---
Sis could've woken me up!
[13:14] ---
Socks, socks...
[13:19] ---
A-Again!
[13:21] ---
W-What's that doing here?
[13:23] ---
Soft serve ice cream?
[13:29] ---
Hey!
[13:30] ---
Get back here!
[13:32] ---
What's wrong, Tama-chan?
[13:35] ---
Momocchi...
[13:36] ---
There was soft serve ice cream on my bed,
[13:39] ---
but it escaped when I went to eat it...
[13:43] ---
What is wrong, Momocchi?
[13:46] ---
You have got ice cream on your head.
[13:50] ---
Nothing's wrong.
[13:52] ---
Right, everyone?
[13:56] ---
Wh-What are you all doing?
[13:59] ---
If you put ice cream on
your head, it will melt.
[14:02] ---
It is all right.
[14:05] ---
This won't melt.
[14:20] ---
Softguron...
[14:29] ---
Softguron...
[14:32] ---
Softguron...
[14:34] ---
Softguron...
[14:37] ---
Softguron...
[14:41] ---
Softguron...
[14:44] ---
Softguron...
[14:54] ---
Softguron...
[14:58] ---
Softguron...
[14:59] ---
Softguron...
[15:02] ---
Softguron...
[15:05] ---
Softguron...
[15:07] ---
What are they making?
[15:09] ---
Softguron...
[15:11] ---
Softguron...
[15:13] ---
Softguron...
[15:16] ---
Softguron...
SIGN Soft Serve Ice Cream
[15:20] ---
Soft serve ice cream!
[15:21] ---
Shoot!
[15:22] ---
They are on to me!
[15:23] ---
Softguron!
[15:26] ---
Stay back!
[15:27] ---
Stay back, I say!
[15:28] ---
Softguron!
[15:35] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[15:36] ---
W-W-We have got an emergency!
[15:39] ---
What's wrong, Private Tamama?
[15:41] ---
S-S-Soft serve ice cream is rebelling!
[15:44] ---
I escaped from Momocchi and Paul,
[15:46] ---
then disguised myself with
real soft serve ice cream,
[15:49] ---
but Natchi and Fukki found me out...
[15:51] ---
Anyway, soft serve ice cream is...
[15:55] ---
Soft serve ice cream...
[15:58] ---
Maybe you're referring to...
[16:00] ---
...this?
[16:03] ---
Tamama-kun...
[16:04] ---
They're our comrades.
[16:07] ---
Come, let's all be reborn
and begin our new lives.
[16:11] ---
Or, like, self-help building?
[16:13] ---
That woman!
[16:15] ---
Like I would ever do what you say?!
[16:19] ---
Soft...
[16:20] ---
...guron...
[16:21] ---
Soft...
[16:22] ---
...guron...
[16:23] ---
Soft...
SIGN Guron...
[16:24] ---
...guron...
[16:31] ---
Softguron...
[16:36] ---
Tama!
[16:40] ---
Softguron...
[16:51] ---
Let go! Let go of me!
[16:53] ---
If I let you go, they'll catch you.
[16:59] ---
How's that?
[17:00] ---
Brilliant disguise, right?
[17:04] ---
They're the Softguron.
[17:07] ---
Softguron?
[17:08] ---
Yeah. A parasitic-type enemy alien.
[17:12] ---
They're a nuisance that
attach themselves to beings
[17:15] ---
on the planet they're targeting,
[17:16] ---
increase their numbers, and then invade.
[17:20] ---
Then they will take over Pekopon soon?
[17:23] ---
Nope.
[17:24] ---
There is something that can be done.
[17:27] ---
Have you found their weakness?
[17:30] ---
What can I say?
[17:31] ---
Then let us destroy them!
[17:35] ---
The thing of it is...
[17:38] ---
...I've got something else to do.
[17:41] ---
I'm counting on you!
[17:44] ---
Y-You are counting on me?
[17:47] ---
Oh, come on!
[17:49] ---
S-Softguron...
[17:51] ---
Gero?
[17:53] ---
Softguron...
[17:56] ---
Soft...
[17:57] ---
...guron?
[17:59] ---
Soft...
[18:00] ---
...guron?
[18:03] ---
That four-eyed yellow so-and-so
make me do the hard part...
[18:06] ---
They are gonna see through my disguise.
[18:08] ---
Soft...
[18:10] ---
...guron!
[18:14] ---
Do not figure it out! Do not figure it out!
[18:16] ---
Gero?
[18:17] ---
Softguron?
[18:20] ---
Soft...
[18:22] ---
He is persistent.
[18:25] ---
Softguron...
[18:27] ---
Softguron...
[18:29] ---
Saved by his stupidity...
[18:30] ---
Soft...
[18:33] ---
Softguron!
[18:37] ---
So he did see through the disguise!
[18:40] ---
Since it has come to this...
[18:43] ---
Softguron!
[18:47] ---
To beat them,
[18:49] ---
you need to get close,
[18:50] ---
pull and stretch them out,
SIGN Winding Back in Reverse
[18:52] ---
then wind them back in reverse.
[18:55] ---
Now!
[18:56] ---
Reverse wind!
[18:57] ---
Guronsoft!
[19:06] ---
Mr. Sergeant! Are you okay?
[19:09] ---
Gero!
[19:10] ---
What happened?
[19:12] ---
You were possessed by an
enemy alien, the Softguron!
[19:16] ---
S-Softguron?
[19:17] ---
They all wind to the left!
[19:19] ---
That is the source of their power!
[19:22] ---
So rewinding them to the right defeats them!
[19:25] ---
R-Right...
[19:27] ---
Softguron...
[19:29] ---
Softguron...
[19:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant! Wind them to the right!
[19:33] ---
Wind them to the right!
[19:35] ---
R-Roger!
[19:37] ---
So...
[19:38] ---
...ft...
[19:39] ---
...guron!
[19:43] ---
Softguron!
[19:45] ---
Natsumi!
[19:46] ---
Gurosoft!
[19:51] ---
G-Giroro?
[19:53] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[19:54] ---
Gurosoft!
[19:57] ---
Huh?
[19:58] ---
Dororo?
[19:59] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[20:00] ---
Gurosoft!
[20:03] ---
Huh?
[20:04] ---
Sarge?
[20:07] ---
Huh?
[20:08] ---
What was I doing?
[20:12] ---
Master Tamama?
[20:13] ---
Momocchi!
[20:14] ---
Paul!
[20:21] ---
Sorry I'm late!
[20:23] ---
That's...
[20:23] ---
What the heck?!
[20:25] ---
Kinkin!
[20:26] ---
Was this your "something else to do"?
[20:29] ---
Mochicourse!
[20:32] ---
I made this anti-Softguron hyperspace toilet.
[20:45] ---
Soft...
[20:48] ---
Huh?
[21:06] ---
Yes!
[21:08] ---
It's stuck on so tight
that I cannot get it off!
[21:10] ---
Tama!
[21:12] ---
Uh oh!
[21:23] ---
And so,
[21:24] ---
the menace of the terrifying
invading Softguron
[21:27] ---
was flushed away into hyperspace.
SIGN The End
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
Hic!
[23:09] ---
My Keroro Platoon was on
Grand Star when... hic!
[23:12] ---
Anyway, it's Kero Zero, set during the time
we were on our way to invade Pekopon-hic!
[23:16] ---
Just wait 'til you see
our exploits next time!
[23:19] ---
That aside, hic!
SIGN Hic
[23:21] ---
My hiccups won't stop!
[23:23] ---
"Natsumi: Stop My Hiccups, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Kero Zero: Waiting on the
Training Planet, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E287 - Natsumi: Stop My Hiccups, Sir! / Kero Zero: Waiting on the Training Planet, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:31] ---
Thank you for the food!
[01:34] ---
It always comes suddenly.
[01:37] ---
It arrives without regard to time or place,
and gives no forewarning.
[01:41] ---
Hic!
[01:44] ---
Hic!
[01:48] ---
Hic!
[01:49] ---
O-Oh, no!
[01:51] ---
I wonder where that's from all of a sudden.
[01:53] ---
Hic!
[01:54] ---
That's right. Its name is...
[01:55] ---
...hiccups!
SIGN Hiccups
[02:00] ---
Natsumi: Stop My Hiccups, Sir!
[02:05] ---
Hic!
[02:06] ---
Hic!
[02:08] ---
What should I do?!
[02:09] ---
I have to leave for the
live radio show recording!
[02:13] ---
Hic!
[02:14] ---
You should drink water
while holding your nose.
[02:17] ---
Th-That's right!
[02:18] ---
At a time like this, I shouldn't
panic or make a fuss.
[02:20] ---
Hic!
[02:28] ---
Well? Did they stop?
[02:32] ---
Hic!
[02:33] ---
No, they won't go away!
[02:36] ---
Oh, Natsumi!
[02:37] ---
You still have the hiccups?
[02:39] ---
Yeah...
[02:40] ---
What should I do?
[02:41] ---
Hic!
[02:42] ---
It's okay!
[02:44] ---
At a time like this,
[02:45] ---
go with the method that Grandma taught me.
[02:49] ---
You make a cross with chopsticks like this
[02:53] ---
and then drink tea from each
of the four quadrants in order.
[02:55] ---
Your hiccups will be gone before you know it!
[02:57] ---
That really works?
[02:59] ---
Hic!
[03:02] ---
First quadrant...
[03:04] ---
Second quadrant...
[03:07] ---
Third quadrant...
[03:09] ---
Fourth quadrant...
[03:12] ---
Well?
[03:13] ---
Hic! Hic!
[03:15] ---
That always works for me...
[03:20] ---
It's that time already?!
[03:22] ---
Sorry, I have to pick up a manuscript.
[03:25] ---
I'll call you if I remember any more methods.
[03:29] ---
Wait, Mom!
[03:30] ---
Hic!
[03:31] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi?
[03:33] ---
My hiccups won't stop!
[03:36] ---
Hic!
[03:37] ---
Hiccups, huh?
[03:39] ---
I'll stop them for good with
a secret Keronian method.
[03:43] ---
Cross your arms.
[03:45] ---
Pull on your ears!
[03:47] ---
Then turn around three times
while standing on one foot.
[03:50] ---
Once, twice, three times!
[03:55] ---
Well, Natsumi?
[03:57] ---
Hic! Hic!
[04:00] ---
They just got even worse!
[04:03] ---
Hic!
[04:05] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero!
[04:08] ---
Leave it to me!
[04:10] ---
You know a way to stop hiccups?
[04:13] ---
Of course!
[04:15] ---
Only for you, Lady Natsumi!
[04:17] ---
Hic!
[04:18] ---
I'll initiate you into the
closely guarded forbidden art
[04:18] ---
Hic!
[04:20] ---
Hic!
[04:21] ---
of stopping hiccups, passed down
[04:22] ---
Hic!
[04:23] ---
for generations in my family.
[04:23] ---
Hic!
[04:25] ---
Closely guarded?
[04:25] ---
Hic!
[04:26] ---
That's right!
[04:26] ---
First,
[04:27] ---
put on this bald wig!
SIGN Bald Wig
[04:31] ---
That method is baloney!
[04:33] ---
The final point!
SIGN Captain Geroro
[04:36] ---
You haven't finished the manuscript because
you've been hiccuping since yesterday?
[04:40] ---
Then, Sensei...
[04:42] ---
Let me ask you something.
[04:44] ---
What color is a sunflower?
[04:47] ---
Then what color are eggplants?
[04:49] ---
What's this about?
[04:50] ---
When someone's hiccups won't stop,
[04:52] ---
supposedly asking questions to get "yellow"
and "purple" as answers will help.
SIGN Yellow
[04:57] ---
I'm told that for some
reason the pronunciation of
SIGN Purple
[05:00] ---
"yellow" and "purple" is
effective against hiccups.
[05:07] ---
"Yellow" and "purple"?
[05:08] ---
Yeah, we were just about to test that out.
[05:13] ---
What color is Sergeant Major Kululu?
SIGN Yellow
[05:15] ---
Y-Yellow...
[05:17] ---
And how about First Lieutenant Galulu?
SIGN Purple
[05:19] ---
P-Purple...
[05:22] ---
Hic!
[05:25] ---
What should I do?!
[05:27] ---
I can't go to 623-san's
public recording like this!
SIGN 623 Radio
SIGN Hic!!
[05:30] ---
Hic!
[05:31] ---
Please, stupid frog!
[05:33] ---
Do something!
[05:34] ---
Hic!
[05:35] ---
Easy for you to say...
[05:37] ---
If you get rid of my hiccups...
[05:39] ---
Hic!
[05:40] ---
Gero?
[05:41] ---
...I'll do all of the cooking,
cleaning, and laundry this month!
[05:46] ---
Hic!
[05:46] ---
W-What?!
SIGN Duty Change
SIGN Hiccups
[05:49] ---
And so...
[05:52] ---
Keroro Platoon!
[05:53] ---
We're going all-out to stop
Lady Natsumi's hiccups!
[05:57] ---
Whether on Keron or Pekopon,
the classic way to stop hiccups...
SIGN Relieved of Cleaning Duty
SIGN Relieved of Cooking Duty
SIGN Relieved of Laundry Duty
SIGN Relieved of All Duties
[06:01] ---
...is to surprise the person!
[06:03] ---
So, first, yellow one!
[06:06] ---
Yellow?
[06:07] ---
Okay.
[06:11] ---
Wh-What is that?
[06:13] ---
Hic!
[06:15] ---
Hic!
[06:16] ---
Sis!
[06:26] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[06:28] ---
Were you surprised, Lady Natsumi?
[06:31] ---
H-Hey, stupid frog!
What the heck are you doing?!
[06:34] ---
Okay, okay, Lady Natsumi.
SIGN Refreshing! Intense invasion!
[06:36] ---
Have a piece of gum and relax.
[06:41] ---
Ow!
SIGN Trick Gum
[06:42] ---
Trick gum!
[06:44] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[06:45] ---
Natchi!
[06:46] ---
Look over here!
[06:49] ---
Okay, cheese!
[06:52] ---
And the coup de grace!
[06:56] ---
Love me tender... What am I saying?!
[07:05] ---
H-How's that, Lady Natsumi?
[07:11] ---
Hic!
[07:12] ---
Hic!
[07:14] ---
Since it's come to this,
[07:15] ---
Lady Mois!
[07:17] ---
Yes, Uncle!
[07:19] ---
I'll stop the hiccups by using
my Lucifer Sphere to deliver
[07:23] ---
a direct impact to
Natsumi-san's diaphragm!
[07:25] ---
W-Wait, Mois-chan, that's going too far...
[07:28] ---
It'll be all right, Natsumi-san!
[07:30] ---
One wrong move would be disastrous,
[07:33] ---
but I'll be sure to hold back!
[07:35] ---
Or, like, narrow escape?
[07:39] ---
Armageddon!
[07:41] ---
One-one quadrillionth, five thousandth,
six hundred-and-seventy-fourth!
[07:50] ---
Hic!
[07:52] ---
Hic!
[07:53] ---
Hic!
[07:54] ---
Hic!
[07:55] ---
Hic!
[07:56] ---
Uncanny...
[07:57] ---
I have never heard of hiccups
holding out like this.
[08:03] ---
Maybe it's a case of...
[08:04] ---
...space hiccups!
[08:04] ---
Hic! Hic! Hic!
SIGN Space Hiccups
[08:08] ---
With normal hiccups,
[08:10] ---
the diaphragm convulses.
[08:12] ---
But with space hiccups,
a space creature called a Hic Cuppin
[08:15] ---
causes convulsions by planting
an egg in the diaphragm.
[08:19] ---
E-Egg?!
[08:21] ---
And it's contagious!
[08:24] ---
Hic!
[08:25] ---
Hic!
[08:26] ---
Hic!
[08:27] ---
Hic!
[08:27] ---
Hic!
[08:29] ---
Everyone...
[08:30] ---
I-It seems Hic Cuppins have planted
eggs in all our diaphragms.
[08:36] ---
Hic!
[08:37] ---
What happens when you've got
an egg planted inside of you?!
[08:40] ---
If the symptoms rapidly advance,
[08:42] ---
you'll suddenly start singing...
[08:43] [SONG] ---
Keron, kero kero...
[08:45] ---
And then you can't help dancing!
[08:47] ---
My body is moving by itself!
[08:49] ---
And finally, you make a short joke!
[08:51] ---
Right, oh poppy!
[08:53] ---
Then the egg hatches
[08:55] ---
and comes out the mouth!
[09:06] ---
Hic Cuppin!
[09:10] ---
I-It came out!
[09:13] ---
Th-This is bad!
[09:15] ---
At this rate, the Hinata house will...
[09:17] ---
Hic!
[09:18] ---
O-Oh, no, you don't!
[09:21] ---
Hic!
[09:22] ---
Scum!
[09:24] ---
What did you do to my Mr. Sergeant?!
[09:26] ---
Tamama Im...
SIGN Hiccup
[09:27] ---
Hic!
[09:28] ---
Tama!
[09:33] ---
Assassin Magi...
[09:37] ---
Mois enters the fray!
[09:38] ---
Armagedd...
[09:40] ---
Hic!
[09:43] ---
Mois-chan!
[09:44] ---
Kululu!
[09:45] ---
Give me my powered suit!
SIGN Transmit
[09:47] ---
Transmitting!
[09:48] ---
Hic!
[10:05] ---
Here I come!
[10:09] ---
How dare you wreck my house?!
[10:11] ---
N-Natsumi!
[10:13] ---
Finish it off... with this!
[10:18] ---
Get lost!
[10:28] ---
How was that, Lady Natsumi?
[10:32] ---
W-Wait. What is this?
[10:34] ---
Gero gerori.
[10:35] ---
It seems your hiccups are gone.
[10:40] ---
To stop a stubborn case of hiccups,
[10:42] ---
surprise alone is not enough.
[10:46] ---
Dororo...
[10:47] ---
There is no such thing as space hiccups!
[10:51] ---
Tamama, too...
[10:52] ---
Then all of this was a performance?
[10:56] ---
Good for you, Natsumi.
[10:58] ---
Have a good time at 623 Radio.
[11:03] ---
Thank you, Giroro!
[11:06] ---
But...
[11:13] ---
In the end, with all the cleanup,
[11:15] ---
Natsumi-chan couldn't go to the
live recording of 623 Radio.
SIGN (The Present)
[11:26] ---
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[11:31] ---
There, formidable frog-type aliens
made plans to invade the Earth.
[11:36] ---
They assembled a huge invasion force
[11:38] ---
and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
[11:43] ---
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[11:47] ---
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
[11:56] ---
Kero Zero: Waiting on the
Training Planet, Sir!
SIGN The Planet Kusatsu
[12:16] ---
Mission complete!
[12:25] ---
City simulator training complete.
[12:28] ---
Keroro platoon has 9,988 points.
[12:32] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[12:34] ---
Well done.
[12:36] ---
When it comes to urban warfare,
no one holds a candle to me.
[12:39] ---
You're not feared as the red demon
of the battlefield for nothing!
[12:44] ---
The planet Kusatsu
[12:45] ---
is currently uninhabited, but full of ruins.
[12:48] ---
It's perfect for training.
[12:50] ---
Keep it up just like this on Pekopon.
[12:54] ---
These primitive weapons are trifling.
[12:56] ---
Butt firecracker!
[12:58] ---
I designed them to be like Earth weapons,
[13:02] ---
but it looks like I fell a little short.
[13:03] ---
Butt firecracker!
[13:05] ---
Hey!
[13:08] ---
That sounds like a song...
[13:10] ---
Who's singing?
[13:13] ---
But this is a deserted planet, right?
[13:17] ---
Hey!
[13:18] ---
Respond!
[13:19] ---
Where is that being broadcast from?
[13:22] ---
That voice... Sapphire?
[13:24] ---
Sapphire?
[13:26] ---
What are you?
[13:27] ---
Ruby.
[13:28] ---
Ruby?
[13:29] ---
You finally came for me!
[13:32] ---
Sheesh.
[13:33] ---
You've got the wrong person.
[13:35] ---
I've been waiting for you
to come for so long.
[13:39] ---
I love you, Sapphire.
[13:41] ---
You heard her,
[13:42] ---
Sapphire-san.
[13:43] ---
I'm not Sapphire!
[13:48] ---
A-Are you okay?!
[13:50] ---
I'm okay.
[13:51] ---
I just haven't sung in a long time...
[13:53] ---
Shouldn't we help?
[13:56] ---
Yes, let's.
[13:57] ---
At this rate, it's possible she
will interfere with training.
[14:01] ---
Keroro Platoon,
please give your assistance.
[14:03] ---
Roger!
[14:06] ---
Lady Ruby...
[14:07] ---
I'm a friend of Sapphire's.
[14:10] ---
Hey! Who are you calling Sapphire?!
[14:12] ---
It's to cheer Ruby up!
[14:14] ---
You have to play Sapphire,
Lady Ruby's sweetheart!
[14:19] ---
Even if I do,
[14:20] ---
when we rescue her,
[14:22] ---
it'll be obvious that I'm a phony!
[14:23] ---
That's if Ruby can hold out that long.
[14:26] ---
What?!
[14:27] ---
Going by her voice, she sounds very weak.
[14:31] ---
If we don't find her fast,
[14:33] ---
it may be too late.
[14:36] ---
Ruby! Can you hear me?!
[14:38] ---
Tell me where you are!
[14:40] ---
Where we promised to meet...
[14:42] ---
Under the MacGuffin tree on the hill...
[14:45] ---
MacGuffin tree?
[14:47] ---
When you evacuated from this planet to Yufuin,
that's what you promised, remember?
[14:53] ---
You said, "I swear I'll be back to see you."
[14:56] ---
So I've been waiting on this
planet ever since then.
[15:01] ---
Yufuin?
[15:03] ---
A long time ago,
Yufuin tried to invade Kusatsu,
[15:09] ---
but the environmental pollution
was so bad
[15:11] ---
that they called off the invasion
and evacuated.
[15:14] ---
After that, even the people
of Kusatsu withdrew,
[15:17] ---
leaving behind these ruins...
[15:18] ---
Wait!
[15:19] ---
Wait a second.
[15:20] ---
Then this Sapphire guy came to invade,
[15:23] ---
but fell in love with a local woman?
[15:26] ---
What a beautiful story!
[15:27] ---
How so?!
[15:29] ---
That invader is a disgrace!
[15:31] ---
Really?
[15:33] ---
What nonsense.
[15:34] ---
Anyway, our mission right now
is to rescue Ruby.
[15:37] ---
We'll search for that MacGuffin tree.
[15:45] ---
We're not having any luck so far finding it.
[15:49] ---
Anyway, if you can walk, do it yourself!
[15:53] ---
But the walking unit
eats up my battery power.
[15:57] ---
Plus, I get tired.
[15:59] ---
Say, Sapphire...
[16:01] ---
Yeah?
[16:02] ---
The first time the two of us
went to the beach,
[16:04] ---
you sang to me, remember?
[16:06] ---
I'd like to hear that song again.
[16:09] ---
Sing for her...
[16:11] ---
...Sapphire-san!
[16:15] ---
I... I mean...
[16:16] ---
Right now, all this dust
[16:18] ---
is clogging up my throat.
[16:20] ---
I'll sing to you all you like
once we escape from here,
[16:23] ---
so hang in there a bit.
[16:25] ---
You're right.
[16:26] ---
I'll be able to listen if I live to escape.
[16:29] ---
But before that...
[16:32] ---
Before that, what?
[16:34] ---
I want to hear your imitations, Sapphire.
[16:36] ---
I-Imitations?!
[16:38] ---
You were so good at imitating
people, Sapphire.
[16:42] ---
Don't let Ruby down.
[16:44] ---
Imitate something!
[16:46] ---
We don't learn how to imitate
people during training!
[16:50] ---
Then I'll do it instead!
[17:02] ---
I'm Sumomo!
[17:11] ---
Wow! That was just like Sumomo-chan!
[17:20] ---
She has a beautiful singing voice.
[17:22] ---
Come to think of it, there was a
legend on Earth called "Lorelei."
[17:26] ---
Lorelei?
[17:28] ---
Yeah!
[17:29] ---
A girl who'd been betrayed by her
sweetheart drowned herself in a river.
[17:32] ---
She was resurrected as a water spite
[17:34] ---
who bewitched sailors with
her beautiful singing voice.
[17:39] ---
Th-Then Ruby is...
[17:41] ---
...a ghost or something?
[17:43] ---
Or maybe an alien creature that lures men
[17:46] ---
with a female voice so it can devour them.
[17:49] ---
Then we should turn back right now!
[17:52] ---
It's too late now.
[17:53] ---
Sapphire!
[17:54] ---
If it is one of those things,
we'll just have to dispose of it.
[17:58] ---
But what we do if it really is
an alien who's waiting for help?
[18:02] ---
We must go to her aid.
[18:06] ---
I think Nobibi would say the same thing.
[18:09] ---
"If I don't do it, who will?"
[18:11] ---
You know?
[18:12] ---
I'm sick of hearing about Nobibi.
[18:15] ---
Ruby, you don't have to keep singing.
[18:17] ---
Conserve your energy.
[18:19] ---
That's okay.
[18:20] ---
When I sing, it makes me recall those days.
[18:23] ---
In the end, memories are things of the past.
[18:26] ---
You can never go back.
[18:27] ---
Instead, just think of the future!
[18:31] ---
Butt firecracker.
[18:48] ---
Gero...
[18:49] ---
Keroro!
[18:50] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[18:56] ---
Is that...
[18:58] ---
It's...
[18:59] ---
...the MacGuffin tree?!
[19:06] ---
Ruby, we found it!
[19:08] ---
Are you in here?
[19:09] ---
I'm so happy.
[19:10] ---
Sapphire... I can finally see you.
[19:13] ---
But I'm...
[19:16] ---
What's wrong, Ruby?!
[19:17] ---
For some reason, I'm so very... sleepy...
[19:22] ---
A-Are you okay?!
[19:24] ---
Ruby!
[19:26] ---
W-Wait!
[19:28] ---
Ruby! Hold on!
[19:46] ---
Ruby!
[19:49] ---
Ruby! Open your eyes!
[19:51] ---
It's Sapphire!
[19:52] ---
Sapphire's here!
[19:54] ---
Ruby!
[20:06] ---
It seems she wasn't weak...
[20:09] ---
...she was just sleepy.
[20:13] ---
Sheesh. False alarm, huh?
[20:18] ---
I see...
[20:19] ---
We're not Sapphire's comrades,
[20:22] ---
and I'm not Sapphire.
[20:24] ---
I apologize for deceiving you.
[20:26] ---
Lady Ruby...
[20:27] ---
Either way, it isn't healthy for you to wait
[20:30] ---
for Master Sapphire on this polluted planet.
[20:33] ---
Escape with us!
[20:38] ---
I'm staying here.
[20:40] ---
After all, I promised Sapphire
[20:44] ---
that I would wait for him here,
no matter how long it took.
[20:46] ---
That's a problem.
[20:47] ---
The planet Keron has a contract
[20:49] ---
to use Kusatsu as a training planet.
[20:53] ---
You need to leave immediately.
[20:55] ---
Click.
[20:56] ---
It was getting on my nerves,
so I hit the reset button.
[21:00] ---
Let's allow Ruby to do what she likes.
[21:02] ---
Are you sure you'll be okay on your own?
[21:05] ---
Yes.
[21:06] ---
I feel safe here.
[21:08] ---
And when I think of Sapphire...
[21:11] ---
Is this what love is?
[21:15] ---
Nonsense.
[21:18] ---
Goodbye!
[21:20] ---
He says "nonsense,"
[21:22] ---
but later on, Corporal Giroro would have
a fateful encounter with someone on Earth
[21:25] ---
and go through a lot because of it.
[21:28] ---
But that's another story.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Fuyuki here!
[23:08] ---
The kappa is a traditional yokai.
SIGN Kappa
[23:10] ---
But the name "kappa"
[23:12] ---
is originally from Kanto region dialect.
[23:15] ---
In other places around Japan,
[23:16] ---
they're also called "menzuchi," "hyosubo,"
"game," "dochi," "kawaero," and so on.
[23:19] ---
There are many different
names to call them.
[23:21] ---
That aside,
[23:22] ---
please give me back my shirikodama!
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
"Keroro: Welcome Back, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E288 - Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir! / Keroro: Welcome Back, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Lecture on Japanese Yokai Lecturer: Hinata Fuyuki
[01:31] ---
Lecture on Japanese yokai.
[01:33] ---
The lecturer is Hinata Fuyuki-san.
SIGN Kappa
[01:36] ---
Kappa.
[01:39] ---
The kappa is a yokai with
a long history in Japan,
[01:42] ---
and there have been legends and sightings
of it almost everywhere around the country.
[01:47] ---
The kappa startles humans
who come to the rivers,
[01:50] ---
and takes out their shirikodama.
[01:54] ---
It seems no one knows what
the shirikodama actually is,
SIGN Shirikodama
(small butt ball)
[01:58] ---
but having it pulled out takes all
the life out of you, apparently.
[02:02] ---
Today's story revolves
all around this "kappa."
SIGN Kappa Hot Spring Village
[02:06] ---
This is the Kappa Hot Spring Village.
[02:09] ---
Just as the name indicates,
[02:10] ---
the old legend that kappas live
here has survived here to this day.
SIGN Welcome to the Kappa Hot Spring Village
Rural Crafts & Local Sake
Souvenir Shop
[02:27] ---
Kapapapapapa...
[02:29] ---
Kappaaaaa!
[02:32] ---
Th-Th-Th-Th-There it is!
[02:34] ---
It's a Kappa-sama!
[02:36] ---
Kappappappa!
[02:42] ---
Keroro: The Legend of Kappa, Sir!
[02:49] ---
Please, quell your anger,
[02:51] ---
Kappa-sama!
[02:53] ---
Kappappappa...
[02:55] ---
This is our offering to you!
[02:58] ---
Huh? A Gundam model for a kappa?
[03:00] ---
Not a cucumber?
[03:02] ---
Kappappa...
[03:04] ---
Next, bring me an MG Grublo, sir!
[03:07] ---
Yes!
[03:07] ---
We will!
[03:09] ---
Hmm?
[03:09] ---
The way this kappa-sama talks,
[03:11] ---
haven't I heard it somewhere...
[03:17] ---
Gero gerori.
[03:18] ---
The Pekoponians around this area
[03:20] ---
totally believe that I'm a kappa, sir!
[03:24] ---
Ahh, so the identity of the kappa
was the sergeant!
[03:28] ---
But why are you pretending to be a kappa?
[03:30] ---
Gero...
[03:31] ---
I'd need to start with last week,
when I was touring,
[03:34] ---
and I just happened to stop by
this hot spring, sir.
[03:40] ---
Gerori. Good trip, dreamy feeling, sir!
[03:44] ---
Gero?
[03:45] ---
I-I-It's a kappa!
[03:47] ---
Oh, crap.
[03:48] ---
It's a kappa!
[03:48] ---
Barrier, barrier, barrier...
[03:49] ---
A kappa is here!
[03:50] ---
Huh?
[03:51] ---
What?!
[03:52] ---
Oh, no...
[03:53] ---
Gero!
[03:56] ---
My anti-barrier typically
acted up at that exact moment.
[04:00] ---
Nothing I could do.
[04:02] ---
In the end, I ended up being called a kappa.
[04:04] ---
However!
[04:06] ---
Thanks to that, I get all I want
in offerings to "Kappa-sama"!
[04:10] ---
And plus, next I'll be able to get my hands
on the MG Grublo I've been wanting, sir!
[04:14] ---
Just can't stop, just can't stop...
[04:17] ---
Gero?
[04:19] ---
This is the place!
[04:20] ---
This is the river shore
where the kappa appeared!
[04:26] ---
I just saw some kind of creature!
[04:31] ---
Gero...
[04:33] ---
This is bad, sir...
[04:36] ---
Here at the Kappa Hot Spring,
known for its fascination with kappas,
SIGN A Kappa Appears at the Hot Spring!
[04:39] ---
many reports of kappa sightings
have been flowing in.
[04:43] ---
The locals and the local police are
presently conduncting a search for the kappa.
[04:48] ---
Wow.
SIGN A Kappa Appears at the Hot Spring!
[04:49] ---
I saw it with my very own eyes last night.
[04:53] ---
It was definitely a kappa!
[04:54] ---
Paul!
[04:55] ---
Yes, milady.
[04:56] ---
Prepare to head to the
Kappa Hot Spring immediately.
[04:59] ---
Certainly.
[05:01] ---
If I catch the kappa here...
[05:05] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[05:08] ---
I did the very best I could just for you!
[05:13] ---
Here!
[05:16] ---
Wow! A real kappa!
[05:19] ---
Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[05:20] ---
You're so welcome!
[05:22] ---
...Fuyuki-kun's heart will be mine!
[05:29] ---
Well, before I get my hands on that Grublo,
[05:31] ---
I'm going to finish up this Acguy, sir!
[05:33] ---
Oh, right!
[05:35] ---
The Captain Geroro special was on today.
SIGN Emergency Special A Kappa Has Appeared!
[05:38] ---
And take a look at this.
[05:41] ---
This is an image of the kappa we
succeeded in photographing yesterday.
[05:45] ---
Gero? Me?
[05:47] ---
So that is the creature they call a kappa.
[05:49] ---
Huh? Ah...
[05:50] ---
It kind of looks like us Keronians.
[05:54] ---
Well, of course it does. It's the sergeant.
[05:57] ---
Kappas might be Keronians.
[05:59] ---
Not like we haven't had data
indicating that in the past.
[06:03] ---
Oh, yes, that was mentioned
before, wasn't it?
[06:05] ---
Do you all remember?
[06:07] ---
Anyway, looks like there's
a need to look into this.
[06:10] ---
Nonononono!
[06:11] ---
I wouldn't, sir!
[06:13] ---
Huh? Why is that?
[06:15] ---
Uhhh, because...
[06:16] ---
Yes!
[06:17] ---
If you meet a kappa,
[06:18] ---
they'll take out your shirikodama, sir!
SIGN Shirikodama
[06:21] ---
Shirikodama?
[06:22] ---
Yes, sir!
[06:23] ---
It's inside our bodies.
[06:25] ---
And it's called a shirikodama,
and when it's taken out...
[06:29] ---
Oh, yes, it's horrible.
Horrible things happen, sir!
[06:32] ---
Oh.
[06:33] ---
I wasn't aware those
creatures had such a skill.
[06:36] ---
Kappas are awesome!
[06:38] ---
That is an even greater reason
to investigate it.
[06:41] ---
Yes.
[06:42] ---
Agreed.
[06:42] ---
Gero...
SIGN Emergency Special
[06:43] ---
It backfired...?
SIGN Kawataro Bus Kappa Hot Springs Next stop: Lake Cucumber
SIGN Vegetable Store
[06:52] ---
Um, these, please.
SIGN Fruit & Vegetable Store
[06:54] ---
Are you going to give them
to Kappa-sama, by any chance?
[06:56] ---
Ah, yes.
[06:58] ---
That won't please it, I'm afraid.
[07:00] ---
Huh? It won't?
[07:02] ---
We all gave it cucumbers at first, but...
[07:07] ---
Kappappappa.
[07:09] ---
I am tired of cucumbers, sir!
[07:11] ---
Sometimes I want to eat starfruit, sir!
[07:14] ---
And I want to watch Captain Geroro DVDs, sir!
[07:17] ---
And also bring me Gundam models,
sir, kappappappa!
[07:21] ---
Last I heard, anyway.
[07:23] ---
DVDs and Gundam models?
SIGN Captain Geroro
[07:25] ---
Yeah. Buy some now,
and I'll give 'em to you cheap.
SIGN Vegetable Store
[07:28] ---
I think I've figured out who the kappa is.
[07:35] ---
Almost at the Kappa Hot Spring.
[07:39] ---
By the way, what in blazes
happened to that Keroro?
[07:42] ---
He got up early and went ahead of us.
[07:45] ---
What?!
[07:46] ---
What's gotten into him?
[07:51] ---
Gero gero gero.
[07:53] ---
I'll be able to get my MG Grublo
at last today, sir.
[07:57] ---
I've gotta get this done before
Giroro and the others get here...
[07:59] ---
Kappa-sama!
[08:01] ---
Gero! Here we go!
[08:03] ---
Kappa-sama! I beg you to
appear before the people!
[08:05] ---
Kappappa.
[08:08] ---
Did you bring me my offering, sir?!
[08:11] ---
Yes, of course!
[08:13] ---
Gero gero gero.
[08:14] ---
I've finally gotten my hands on
that MG Grublo I wanted, sir!
[08:18] ---
Let's see.
[08:19] ---
Huh?
SIGN Famous Bath GURA-BURO "Papa, take me to Gura-buro on your next day off!" "Hahaha... If you get full marks." "Yaaaay!" Complimentary Discount Ticket Present at the counter for 50% off.
[08:20] ---
What's this?
[08:21] ---
A discount ticket for the most popular
open-air bath in our village, "Gura-buro!"
SIGN GURA-BURO
[08:28] ---
The hell is this?!
[08:30] ---
It could at least be a free pass!
[08:33] ---
Help me!
[08:36] ---
Gero?!
[08:37] ---
Milady!
[08:38] ---
We have discovered the kappa!
[08:40] ---
Huh?
[08:41] ---
The anti-barrier's broken down again,
at a time like this?
[08:44] ---
Great work!
[08:45] ---
Secure that kappa without delay!
[08:50] ---
Sorry, but you'll have to hand it over to us.
[08:53] ---
Gero?!
[08:54] ---
What?!
[08:55] ---
Tama-chan!
[08:57] ---
This creature...
[08:58] ---
...is a valuable research specimen
for us Keronians.
[09:02] ---
Please, Momocchi!
[09:04] ---
That's a lot to ask,
even if it's you, Tama-chan.
[09:06] ---
I'm sorry, but we cannot
hand it over to you!
[09:09] ---
What?!
[09:10] ---
Momocchi!
[09:11] ---
If you insist on interfering...
[09:14] ---
...we will have no choice but to use force!
[09:18] ---
Nishizawa Momoka.
[09:20] ---
You...
[09:21] ---
...seem to be forgetting
that we are invaders.
[09:26] ---
Huh? What?
[09:28] ---
What's going on?
[09:30] ---
Oooh, now this...
[09:31] ---
This is getting interesting.
[09:33] ---
Gyaaaaaa!
[09:35] ---
Hmph!
[09:36] ---
Surrender yourself!
[09:37] ---
Know your place, Greeny!
[09:39] ---
So what if I'm green?!
[09:44] ---
The battle between the Keroro Platoon
and the Nishizawa family bodyguards
[09:48] ---
over the ownership of the kappa
has at last exploded into action!
[09:52] ---
Keroro Kappa runs!
[09:53] ---
His pursuers are proud of their stamina!
[09:55] ---
The ordinarily tranquil
Kappa Hot Spring Village
[09:57] ---
is caught in a storm of
hellish screaming!
[10:04] ---
Uh, do you think you guys
could finish up yet?
[10:06] ---
We have time limitations to think about!
[10:11] ---
That's...!
[10:15] ---
I-I-It's not what you think, sir!
[10:16] ---
Look, see, I'm...
[10:18] ---
Gotcha!
[10:22] ---
Gero!
[10:22] ---
I'm gonna turn ya to sushi!
[10:24] ---
Norimaki!
[10:29] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[10:30] ---
Everyone!
[10:31] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[10:32] ---
That isn't a kappa!
[10:34] ---
It's Sarge!
[10:37] ---
What?!
[10:45] ---
The kappa was Mr. Sergeant?
[10:48] ---
What is there to say...
[10:51] ---
What the crap is he up to?!
[10:53] ---
Darn it!
[10:58] ---
See you later!
[11:00] ---
Thanks for your hard work!
[11:02] ---
Goodbye!
[11:03] ---
That's a shame.
[11:05] ---
I thought I'd be able to do something
that would make you happy.
[11:09] ---
But it wasn't a real kappa.
[11:12] ---
Yeah...
[11:13] ---
But you never know...
[11:16] ---
Kappas are said to only live in clear rivers.
[11:21] ---
I think...
[11:22] ---
...a real kappa could live here, maybe.
[11:27] ---
Yes.
[11:28] ---
And so the curtain was lowered
on the kappa commotion.
[11:33] ---
...But.
[11:35] ---
Oh, we left forgetting about Mr. Sergeant!
[11:38] ---
Leave him behind!
[11:40] ---
Let's just get back!
[11:42] ---
Gero...
[11:44] ---
It's wonderful to be alive, sir...
[11:49] ---
Um... are you... real kappas?
[11:53] ---
Ah, hello there!
[11:55] ---
Nice to meet you!
[11:56] ---
And Gunpla.
[11:57] ---
Wait...
[11:58] ---
Wh-What are you...
[12:01] ---
Wh-Why are you getting closer?
[12:04] ---
Gero!!
[12:06] ---
Stooooooop!!
SIGN Pop ♡
[12:09] ---
Having had his shirikodama removed
and the life taken out of him,
[12:13] ---
the sergeant was not rescued until
the following morning.
SIGN Pekopon Unidentified Animal Report
[12:23] ---
Pekopon Unidentified Animal Report.
SIGN Private 2nd Class Tamama
[12:26] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[12:28] ---
I am a little surprised that
kappas actually existed.
[12:31] ---
But when I explained what had happened,
[12:33] ---
they gave Mr. Sergeant back to me,
[12:35] ---
so they seemed like quite nice people.
[12:38] ---
Though they had taken his shirikodama out,
so I think they were already done with him.
SIGN Platoon Activity Journal No.5 by Giroro
[12:43] ---
Platoon Activity Journal.
[12:45] ---
Corporal Giroro.
[12:47] ---
It was his ridiculous idea to trick the villagers
out of Gundam models that got him into this.
[12:55] ---
It serves him right. End of report.
SIGN One Day at a Time; Such is Training
[12:58] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo's Diary of Tedium:
[13:01] ---
"One Day at a Time; Such is Training."
[13:03] ---
Today ignored.
[13:06] ---
Nothing in particular.
[13:07] ---
Please don't say that...
[13:10] ---
I won't do it anymore...
[13:12] ---
So this is what happens to you when
you have your shirikodama taken out.
SIGN hweh hweh
[13:16] ---
Dear me, dear me.
SIGN Emergency Alert
[13:20] ---
A raid?!
[13:22] ---
It's an encrypted communication.
[13:29] ---
What's that?
[13:30] ---
It's a special mission order
from Keron Army HQ!
[13:37] ---
Keroro: Welcome Home, Sir!
[13:51] ---
Is that it?
[13:53] ---
Yes, milady.
[13:54] ---
It was found unattended downstream
from the Kappa Hot Spring.
[13:57] ---
Analysis of it is currently ongoing,
[13:59] ---
but we suspect it to be a type of lifeform.
[14:13] ---
He seems to be going out
every night recently.
[14:15] ---
I wonder what he's doing.
[14:16] ---
He's obviously doing something bad somewhere.
[14:20] ---
But ever since he came back
from the Kappa Hot Spring,
[14:23] ---
Sarge has looked really tired.
[14:25] ---
I hope he'll be okay.
[14:37] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[14:38] ---
You're late, Keroro.
[14:40] ---
I'm shorry I'm late, shir...
[14:43] ---
Pathetic.
[14:44] ---
You do realize you are our leader?
[14:46] ---
Isn't this...
[14:47] ---
Nishizawa-san's ground, isn't it?
[14:53] ---
Anyway...
[14:55] ---
This really is a big
invasion mech, is it not?
[14:58] ---
On the order from HQ,
[14:59] ---
it said that the most important point
was for it to be conspicuous.
[15:04] ---
Hey! This is not the time for you to sleep!
[15:06] ---
The time limit for this operation
is dawn, you know?!
[15:09] ---
I'm shorry...
[15:10] ---
I won't shleep anymore...
[15:11] ---
Get off me!
[15:16] ---
It is Momocchi's squad.
[15:18] ---
Must we oppose them once again?
[15:20] ---
Men of the platoon...
[15:22] ---
What on Earth is that?
[15:24] ---
Umm, uhh...
[15:26] ---
Advertising for our bid for
the sports tournament...
[15:29] ---
You lie!
[15:33] ---
Natsumi...
[15:34] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[15:35] ---
That's one of your invasion mechs!
[15:38] ---
It is obvious!
[15:40] ---
Having heard that it's an invasion mech,
[15:42] ---
I can't turn a blind eye to it.
[15:45] ---
Please withdraw immediately.
[15:46] ---
Mr. Sergeant... what do we do?
[15:49] ---
I will...
[15:59] ---
Sob sob!
[16:00] ---
I'm shorry, ma'am!
[16:02] ---
Please let us off just this once!
SIGN Bursting into tears
[16:04] ---
Bursting into tears!
[16:05] ---
What is wrong with that stupid frog?
[16:07] ---
Dunno...
[16:08] ---
It's no use crying!
[16:10] ---
Please withdraw!
[16:14] ---
This is a special order from HQ.
[16:16] ---
I cannot withdraw!
[16:18] ---
Then...
[16:27] ---
Sarge...
[16:32] ---
What is with your disturbing movements?!
[16:35] ---
M-My body is moving on its own...
[16:38] ---
So this is yours...
[16:41] ---
I obtained this by coincidence at
the Kappa Hot Spring the other day.
[16:45] ---
That's Sarge's shirikodama,
pulled out by kappas!
[16:49] ---
That must be why Sarge has been so lifeless!
[16:52] ---
If you want me to give this back,
[16:54] ---
cease your resistance immediately!
[16:56] ---
Sarge!
[16:57] ---
You should give up and have her
give back your shirikodama!
[17:01] ---
I... I can't give up on a
special order from HQ...
[17:05] ---
Sarge...
[17:06] ---
Kululu! Are you still not ready?!
[17:10] ---
Okay here. Standing by.
[17:13] ---
Woo. Good work.
[17:15] ---
Then we can move to
operation phase 2, shir...
[17:18] ---
Switch on!
[17:23] ---
What?! What's going on?!
[17:25] ---
Damn!
[17:26] ---
Milady, this is a decoy!
[17:30] ---
Too late to realize that now!
[17:38] ---
Hero hero hero hero.
[17:40] ---
An epic operation prepared hundreds of years
ago by advance troops of our Keron Army, sir.
[17:48] ---
'Course, we've not been told
all the details ourselves.
[17:52] ---
Anyway!
[17:53] ---
It's time for that operation
to activate at last!
[17:55] ---
I can only but imagine
what is going to happen...
[17:58] ---
I am so excited!
[18:04] ---
What?!
[18:17] ---
A river?
[18:18] ---
Is this the operation?
[18:23] ---
What is that?
[18:25] ---
Something is coming!
[18:33] ---
Is that...
[18:34] ---
...salmon?
[18:37] ---
I get it.
[18:38] ---
I see it now.
[18:40] ---
These are space salmon.
[18:42] ---
Hundreds of years ago,
[18:44] ---
the Keron Army advance troops that were
sent to Pekopon released these here.
[18:49] ---
What good would come of releasing salmon?
[18:52] ---
Probably to investigate the
state of Pekopon's seas.
[18:56] ---
The young space salmon
released at this spot
[19:00] ---
spent hundreds of years swimming around
every corner of Pekopon's oceans collecting data,
[19:05] ---
and they were set to return
here today, at this time.
[19:09] ---
So hundreds of years ago,
there was a river like this here?
[19:14] ---
After years of geographical change
and development of the land,
[19:18] ---
it must have disappeared.
[19:20] ---
So the point of this operation was to restore a
river that the space salmon could come back to.
[19:25] ---
By the way... what does this have to
do with the invasion of Pekopon?
[19:30] ---
He has a point. Aren't these
fish completely useless?
[19:35] ---
Not quite.
[19:37] ---
Look.
[19:43] ---
The salmon...
[19:45] ---
The salmon are flying!
[19:51] ---
What's this?
[19:52] ---
Salmon eggs?
[19:54] ---
Space ikura, then...
[19:58] ---
Here we go!
[19:59] ---
So you just rub this ikura a little bit, see?
[20:02] ---
And then... look.
[20:12] ---
What's this?
[20:16] ---
We don't know all there is to know
about the biology of space salmon,
[20:20] ---
but instead of leaving offspring,
[20:22] ---
they have this trait where they leave
behind an archive of their memories.
[20:26] ---
You don't come across data as
expansive as this very often.
[20:31] ---
Looks much more useful
than some random weapon.
[20:42] ---
Where did they all go?
[20:44] ---
The next planet, probably.
[20:47] ---
Will they not come back anymore?
[20:49] ---
Dunno.
[20:51] ---
Maybe in a few hundred years...
[20:54] ---
No... a few thousand...
[20:56] ---
...they might come back to this river.
[20:59] ---
Good job on your long journey, shir!
[21:02] ---
I wish you safety wherever you go next, shir!
[21:06] ---
Huh?
[21:07] ---
Isn't this ikura a little bigger
than all the others?
[21:12] ---
Sis, that's...
[21:13] ---
...Mr. Sergeant's shirikodama.
[21:22] ---
Tell me that earlier!
[21:24] ---
I touched it with my bare hands!
[21:26] ---
Ah... my shirikodama...
[21:28] ---
Come back...
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
I am Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[23:11] ---
Is the wound on Giroro-senpai's
face a battle scar?
SIGN Red Juice
[23:14] ---
Ah, that thing?
[23:15] ---
It must have been an awesome battle!
[23:17] ---
W-Well, actually...
[23:18] ---
I have to ask him sometime!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
I... I wouldn't...
[23:22] ---
"Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir!"
SIGN Lie
SIGN Untruth
SIGN Revealed & Concealed
SIGN Black & White
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E289 - Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir! / Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
Corporal Giroro of the Keroro Platoon.
[01:34] ---
He has won notoriety as a valiant soldier,
[01:37] ---
but the road he has walked to get here
was far from smooth.
[01:39] ---
Today, we will introduce the
untold past of Corporal Giroro.
SIGN Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield
[01:46] ---
Giroro: Red Demon of the Battlefield, Sir!
[01:52] ---
While he was attending the
Keron Army Nursery Class,
[01:54] ---
Corporal Giroro played almost every day with
his classmates, including Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN Cat Warm Fuzzies Annual
[02:00] ---
But.
[02:03] ---
Hey, Giroro!
[02:04] ---
Let's go to Zeroro's house
to eat some snacks!
[02:08] ---
I have stuff to do today.
[02:10] ---
Some other time, okay?
[02:12] ---
Blank stare...
[02:14] ---
Why?
[02:15] ---
And that's how it was.
SIGN Corporal Giroro's Friends Lance Corporal Dororo Sergeant Keroro
[02:16] ---
We just grew further and further apart, sir.
[02:19] ---
It was not until much later
that we discovered the reason.
[02:23] ---
Giroro's father made a name for himself as
the greatest demon corporal in the Keron Army.
[02:28] ---
His older brother, Galulu, secured the
highest performance in military school.
[02:32] ---
So the people around Giroro expected him
to achieve great things in the future, too.
[02:37] ---
And in order to meet those expectations,
[02:39] ---
after school, Giroro strove hard
on his own to train.
[02:43] ---
All for the sake of becoming a respectable
soldier like his father and brother.
SIGN Red Juice
[02:50] ---
Gross.
[02:53] ---
Once Giroro eventually officially
enrolled in training school,
[02:55] ---
he devoted all his time, day and night,
to a harsh training regimen.
[02:58] ---
And he grew to achieve great results.
[03:05] ---
At nights, too, he sacrificed sleep
and immersed himself in reading.
[03:08] ---
Perhaps what is engrossing him
is a guide to war strategy,
[03:10] ---
or the instruction manual of some weapon?
SIGN Galactic Railway Timetable 99,999 Trains In Operation
[03:14] ---
Huh? The timetable for the galactic railway?
[03:16] ---
Why?
SIGN Galactic Railway Society Proof of Membership Name: Giroro
[03:18] ---
Actually, Giroro had had a dream
ever since he was young.
[03:21] ---
He dreamed of working
on the Galactic Railway.
SIGN Corporal Giroro Interview
[03:24] ---
At that time, I still hadn't
given up on my dreams.
[03:28] ---
So every night, before I went to sleep,
I would gaze at the timetable,
[03:31] ---
and find relief in it.
[03:33] ---
However, he sealed away that dream of his.
[03:36] ---
In order to meet the hopes
of the people around him,
[03:37] ---
and become a respectable soldier.
[03:41] ---
Thereafter, Giroro continued
to endure the harsh training,
[03:44] ---
and finally graduated from training school.
[03:50] ---
But on that day...
[03:51] ---
...something happened which he
could never have anticipated.
[03:57] ---
Brother?
[03:58] ---
Giroro.
SIGN Galactic Railway Corporation
Staff Employment Guide
Application Documents Enclosed
[04:02] ---
The application form for the Galactic
Railway staff employment exam?
[04:06] ---
What is this?
[04:06] ---
Giroro... take the employment exam.
[04:09] ---
I'll tell Dad for you.
[04:11] ---
Wh-What are you talking about?!
[04:13] ---
I'm this close to formally becoming
part of the Keron Army!
[04:15] ---
There is no need to follow rails laid by others
to the point of sacrificing your own dreams.
[04:26] ---
You walk your own road.
SIGN Galactic Railway Corporation Staff Employment Guide Application Documents Enclosed
SIGN Corporal Giroro Interview
[04:34] ---
I was stunned.
[04:36] ---
My brother was on course to be an elite.
[04:38] ---
I thought he never looked twice at me.
[04:41] ---
But he had been thinking of me
more than any other.
SIGN Red Juice
All About Railroads (25)
Railway Roads
Timetable
[04:45] ---
And so, day after day, Giroro
dedicated himself to frenetic study.
[04:48] ---
To show his thanks to the
gratitude of his brother Galulu.
[04:51] ---
However, yet another unexpected
situation lay in wait for Giroro.
SIGN Galactic Railway
SIGN Galaxy News Bulletin
[04:59] ---
Galaxy News!
[05:01] ---
Keron Army battalion #389,
which was advancing on Planet Antano,
[05:05] ---
has come under counterattack
by a hostile species,
[05:06] ---
and appears to have suffered
numerous casualties.
[05:10] ---
They are presently
attempting to fight back,
[05:12] ---
but are thought to be
isolated on the front line.
[05:21] ---
Battalion #389?!
[05:23] ---
That's the squad my brother's in!
[05:25] ---
I can't stay here doing nothing.
[05:27] ---
I have to go save him right now.
SIGN Corporal Giroro Interview
[05:29] ---
But that would mean...
[05:30] ---
...abandoning my dream of working
on the Galactic Railway.
[05:34] ---
All my brother's consideration
would be for nothing.
[05:36] ---
What should I do?
[05:38] ---
I was pressed to make a decision.
[05:42] ---
Don't retreat! Fight back!
[06:02] ---
Looks like this is as far as we go...
[06:06] ---
Finish them!
[06:14] ---
Wh-What?!
[06:16] ---
That's...!
[06:22] ---
I've had enough from you!
SIGN Galactic Railway Timetable
[06:34] ---
Tch!
[06:44] ---
Giroro!
[06:52] ---
You've breathed your last breath!
[06:56] ---
Giroro!
SIGN Red Juice
SIGN Red Juice
[07:32] ---
And so Giroro safely rescued
Galulu and his battalion,
[07:35] ---
and his tremendous show
of battle prowess
[07:37] ---
earned him the name
"The Red Demon of the Battlefield."
SIGN Corporal Giroro Interview
[07:41] ---
I put my victory at that time
down to this red juice.
[07:45] ---
So, even now, I drink it every day.
[07:48] ---
What's most important for carrying out
missions on Pekopon is our health.
[07:51] ---
So it's very popular with the
rest of the Keroro Platoon, too.
[07:55] ---
I mix it with cola and have cola red juice!
[07:58] ---
I mix it with curry and have curry red juice.
[08:01] ---
I mix it with blue Hawaii syrup
and have blue red juice.
[08:06] ---
I mix it with milk and have
red juice milk!
[08:09] ---
Or, like, healthy drinking?
[08:11] ---
And I mix it with raw eggs
and have red juice shake!
[08:15] ---
Gero gero.
[08:17] ---
Of course, I drink it every day, too.
[08:22] ---
Gross.
[08:23] ---
Give me another!
SIGN Red Juice
SIGN Space TV Shopping
[08:25] ---
Space TV Shopping!
[08:28] ---
Yes, everyone,
SIGN The product everyone's talking about, now at a bargain price... Product No. 2: Red Juice Special Set
[08:29] ---
put your health first!
Introducing this red juice special set!
[08:32] ---
Order one 6-pack now and you can have,
you won't believe this,
[08:35] ---
you really won't believe it,
[08:36] ---
a whole extra case thrown in,
[08:37] ---
and the price we're asking is a mere... BAM!
[08:40] ---
Please, give us a call right now!
SIGN Call right now! Taking calls 24 hours! Do it now!!
[08:46] ---
Wait, was this... an advertisement
program for red juice?
[08:50] ---
Gero gerori.
[08:51] ---
A-Actually, I had a request from Gail
from the Space TV Shopping channel...
[08:56] ---
Then... the Corporal's
legendary origin story was...
[08:59] ---
...a long setup for a commercial?
[09:01] ---
It was all to acquire invasion budget, sir!
[09:04] ---
They pay well, y'know! Good fees!
[09:07] ---
O-Oh?
[09:09] ---
But the relationship Giroro and
his brother Galulu have is moving.
[09:13] ---
Y-Yes...
[09:15] ---
Ah, that was a lie, too.
[09:17] ---
What?!
[09:18] ---
We made it for this program, ma'am.
[09:21] ---
So the story behind Giroro's scar...
[09:24] ---
A lie, of course!
[09:26] ---
I got this because of you!
[09:30] ---
Well, let's forget about
the cause of Giroro's scar.
[09:33] ---
Would you all like a glass
of red vegetable juice?
[09:37] ---
Gross.
[09:38] ---
Give me another!
SIGN WcDonalds
[09:46] ---
During our everyday lives,
[09:48] ---
we sometimes tell little lies, don't we?
[09:51] ---
But you might have to start
being a little more careful.
[09:55] ---
And then...
[09:59] ---
Ah, hello? Fuyuki?
[10:01] ---
Sis... It's meant to be your
turn to make dinner today!
[10:04] ---
Where are you right now?
[10:06] ---
What? It's that time already?
[10:08] ---
S-Sorry!
[10:09] ---
The thing is...
[10:10] ---
...the weather suddenly turned bad,
[10:12] ---
it's actually hailing right now!
SIGN WcDonalds
[10:18] ---
So it is...
[10:19] ---
And then I slipped on a
banana peel and fell over.
[10:23] ---
I'm just resting at the moment.
[10:24] ---
Wait a little longer, okay?
[10:26] ---
You're so bad.
SIGN WcDonalds
[10:36] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
[10:45] ---
Keroro: Is That Lie True, Sir?
[10:50] ---
Ah, I let it get a little late...
[10:54] ---
Huh? Hail?
[10:55] ---
Wha, what is this?!
[11:01] ---
Owww...
[11:03] ---
Did the lie I just told come true?!
[11:08] ---
Owwwww.
[11:09] ---
That was horrible...
[11:11] ---
Oh, yes, Fuyuki.
[11:13] ---
Did you record that drama I asked you to?
[11:16] ---
Oops.
[11:17] ---
I was so preoccupied with recording
this other program that I forgot...
[11:21] ---
U-Um...
[11:22] ---
The recorder was playing up,
so... I couldn't...
[11:25] ---
Huh? It was?
[11:27] ---
Ugh. Today sucks.
[11:29] ---
Sorry, Sis...
[11:32] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
SIGN Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
SIGN Screeeeeeeee
Grkgrkgrkgrk
[11:40] ---
No way... what?!
SIGN Permanent Archive Version
[11:43] ---
Ahhhhh! Oh no!
[11:46] ---
My lie became a reality?
[11:50] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[11:51] ---
Forgive me, Master Fuyuki.
[11:53] ---
But thanks to you, my experiment
is a grand success, sir!
[11:56] ---
Experiment?
[11:57] ---
You're saying that was a new operation?
[12:01] ---
Indeed!
SIGN Lie
[12:02] ---
Those foolish Pekoponians
lie at every opportunity!
SIGN Black & White
SIGN Untruth
SIGN Revealed & Concealed
[12:06] ---
In that case... if those lies
actually became the truth...
[12:09] ---
And so that's what I had
Kululu make this time.
SIGN "You found someone nice" System
[12:14] ---
I call it the "You found
someone nice" System!
[12:17] ---
"You found someone nice" System?!
SIGN Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
[12:20] ---
It's a fearsome system that, when the
satellite Komawari above Pekopon detects a lie,
SIGN 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
[12:24] ---
teleports Kuroko robots in to implement
the lie faster than the eye can see.
SIGN Kuroko Robot
[12:31] ---
All it will take is for the lies
they tell to become reality,
[12:33] ---
and the Pekoponians will be in chaos!
[12:36] ---
And while they are, we will complete
our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[12:40] ---
Mr. Yoshizaki?
[12:41] ---
The deadline is getting pretty close,
[12:43] ---
so I'd like to stop by
to pick up your manu—
[12:45] ---
Your cat went crazy, ink spilled everywhere,
and your manuscript caught on fire?!
[12:50] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie
[12:54] ---
Okay, bought myself some time!
[12:56] ---
Now I've gotta finish it up!
SIGN 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
[12:59] ---
Kuroko.
[13:11] ---
Gero gerori.
[13:20] ---
Oh, no!
[13:21] ---
I snacked on too many baked potatoes,
and now my stomach is...
[13:24] ---
Hold it in... but... nnnggh!
SIGN Phhrrrrrt
[13:30] ---
Ladies and gentlemen, I must apologize.
[13:32] ---
That was me.
[13:35] ---
Paul...
[13:37] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN 1/10000 sec. Super Slow Footage
[13:52] ---
Gero gero.
SIGN Ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku
[13:54] ---
Invasion level has reached phase 3!
[13:57] ---
Everyone on Pekopon is acting
hectic because of their own lies!
[14:01] ---
Or, like, heaven's vengeance?
[14:03] ---
Then good!
[14:06] ---
Oh, come, come, Lady Natsumi!
[14:08] ---
Lie again! Fail to learn your lesson, ma'am!
[14:13] ---
Crap!
[14:14] ---
I'm home!
[14:16] ---
Ahhhh, what do I do, what do I do?!
[14:20] ---
It's nothing!
[14:21] ---
I haven't broken anything!
[14:23] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
[14:34] ---
Sis? Did you break something?
[14:35] ---
No, nothing!
[14:38] ---
Huh?
[14:40] ---
There, you see, nothing!
[14:43] ---
Yeah.
[14:46] ---
Huh?
[14:48] ---
Hey.
[14:48] ---
How're you getting on with the
Captain Geroro storyboard?
[14:51] ---
Errrrk!
[14:52] ---
I guess I'd say about 98% complete?
[14:55] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
[14:58] ---
Oh? Show me.
[14:59] ---
U-Ummm...
SIGN 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
[15:02] ---
[15:02] ---
[15:04] ---
[15:07] ---
[15:12] ---
98%, huh.
[15:15] ---
This is well-drawn.
[15:16] ---
Huh?
[15:17] ---
Gero?
SIGN Cuts of Meat
[15:19] ---
Thank you very much.
SIGN Top round 220 yen Loin 270 yen
[15:20] ---
And your change, 300 thousand yen.
[15:23] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN Top round 220 yen Loin 270 yen Our Recommendation Pork belly 20% off
[15:27] ---
Huh?!
[15:29] ---
Wait!!
[15:30] ---
What the heck is going on, sir?!
[15:32] ---
System's working normally.
[15:34] ---
What's the point in pleasing
the lying Pekoponians?!
[15:37] ---
It's faulty, sir!
[15:39] ---
Remake it right now!
[15:42] ---
Uncle!
[15:43] ---
It's an urgent signal from Keron Army HQ!
[15:45] ---
They're telling you to
submit this month's report!
[15:48] ---
Gero!!
[15:49] ---
Darn it...
[15:50] ---
I totally forgot about it, sir!
[15:53] ---
Oh, no...
[15:54] ---
Our budget is gonna be slashed...
[15:55] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?!
[15:57] ---
What do I do?! What do I do?! What do I do?!
[15:59] ---
What do I do?!
[16:00] ---
What do I do?!
[16:07] ---
Oh, yeah!
[16:08] ---
Uhh, yeah, HQ, HQ!
[16:10] ---
The thing is, the spaceship
with my mother and father on
[16:13] ---
got attacked by Viper and broke down
while on the way to visiting Pekopon,
[16:17] ---
and got a bomb installed on it and then
nearly got sucked into a black hole, sir!
[16:22] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
[16:24] ---
Yes?
[16:25] ---
Oh? You'll extend the deadline?
[16:27] ---
Roger, sir!
[16:29] ---
Yahoo!
[16:30] ---
They fell right for my lie, sir!
[16:33] ---
Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo! Yahoo!
[16:33] ---
Or, like, delayed sentence?
[16:36] ---
Then good.
[16:37] ---
Ah, another communication!
SIGN Keroro Mother Father
[16:42] ---
To Keroro. We just got on
the spaceship to Pekopon.
[16:46] ---
We're looking forward
to seeing you very much.
[16:49] ---
No way!! My mother and father?!
[16:51] ---
The system is functioning normally.
[16:54] ---
The lie you told will become true any moment.
[16:57] ---
N-Noooo!
[16:59] ---
We must move out immediately!
[17:02] ---
D-Dororo-kun?!
[17:04] ---
Hurry!
[17:05] ---
We'll head to rescue them!
[17:07] ---
You're so proactive when you get in a robot.
[17:10] ---
Okay!
[17:11] ---
Keroro Platoon, move out, sir!
[17:19] ---
The signal from the spaceship
is around here somewhere.
[17:22] ---
Where, sir?
[17:24] ---
Ah. Is that it?
[17:26] ---
It is stopped.
[17:27] ---
I wonder if it broke down.
[17:29] ---
Looks like Keroro's lie has
already been made real.
[17:35] ---
I suddenly got mad as hell,
so I smashed their ship to hell!
[17:38] ---
As thanks for making me feel better,
have this time bomb as a present!
SIGN Bomb of Gratitude
[17:42] ---
See ya!
[17:45] ---
A... a bomb?!
[17:47] ---
I have to get it off quickly!
[17:55] ---
Gero?
[17:56] ---
This is...
[17:57] ---
...a black hole?!
[17:59] ---
It even materialized the black hole?
[18:01] ---
What a system...
[18:03] ---
Now isn't the time to be impressed!
[18:06] ---
The spaceship with my mother and
father is being sucked in, sir!
[18:10] ---
I have to stop it somehow!
[18:13] ---
It's so big!
[18:14] ---
We have to push this?!
[18:16] ---
The God Keron isn't just for show!
[18:18] ---
That's my line!
[18:22] ---
Gero!
[18:32] ---
We are being drawn in!
[18:34] ---
What power!
[18:36] ---
It is too early to give in!
[18:38] ---
Easy to say that, but we're
against a black hole here.
[18:41] ---
We don't stand a chance.
[18:42] ---
Gero...
[18:43] ---
I-Is it no good?!
[18:45] ---
Father... Mother...
[18:47] ---
I can't believe my lie caused this...
[18:50] ---
My lie...
[18:52] ---
Lie...
[18:53] ---
That's it, sir!
[18:55] ---
This black hole is actually
connected to a white hole, sir!
[18:59] ---
And...
[19:00] ---
...on the other side of the white hole,
[19:02] ---
you end up in Pekopon, sir!
[19:04] ---
Nii-san, that's insane!
[19:06] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
[19:12] ---
Gero?!
[19:31] ---
It can't be...
[19:33] ---
Mr. Sergeant's lie came true!
[19:35] ---
That doesn't matter!
Hurry up and stop the bomb!
[19:42] ---
I... I can't reach!
[19:44] ---
It's no good! We won't make it!
[19:47] ---
That's not a bomb, sir!
[19:49] ---
It's fireworks to celebrate
our arrival on Pekopon, sir!
[19:53] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
SIGN 1/10000 sec.
Super Slow Footage
[20:34] ---
Mother... Father...
[20:36] ---
Please enjoy the sights of Pekopon, sir!
[20:40] ---
Still... to escape the crisis by
clashing a lie against a lie...
[20:44] ---
I see you in a new light, Keroro.
[20:46] ---
That's my bullhonkey-spouting
Mr. Sergeant!
[20:48] ---
Tch.
[20:49] ---
What the heck, you say?
[20:51] ---
After all, I am a talented leader!
[20:56] ---
Lie detected. Lie detected.
[21:00] ---
Gero?
[21:02] ---
Ta... len... ted... lead... er...
[21:05] ---
Huh? Huh?
[21:07] ---
What the, sir?
[21:09] ---
You brought the system down.
[21:12] ---
Looks like the lie you just told, commander,
[21:13] ---
is the one lie that was
impossible for them to do.
[21:16] ---
The lie I just told?
[21:17] ---
You mean to say I'm not
a talented leader, sir?!
[21:21] ---
H-How rude!
[21:23] ---
Grrrrrr!
[21:25] ---
They say "Circumstances may justify a lie."
[21:27] ---
Depending on the time and place,
there might be lies that are okay to tell.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
SIGN Super Butler
SIGN
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
The way of the space police is
to arrest everyone suspicious!
[23:12] ---
All this oppressive investigation
is a real bother, sir!
SIGN Strategy Meeting
Butt
Butler <- Correct
SIGN Private Tamama's Birthday Party
[23:14] ---
How many times have I had a run-in
with the law, innocent as I am?!
[23:17] ---
Authority is scary...
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
You mustn't get Poyon and Poyan confused!
[23:23] ---
"Poyon: A Miracle for Paul, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Kero Zero:
The Snow is a Harsh Mistress, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E290 - Poyon: A Miracle for Paul, Sir! / Kero Zero: The Snow is a Harsh Mistress, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:40] ---
Milady Momoka's tracking satellite #5
is malfunctioning!
[01:43] ---
Don't panic.
[01:45] ---
Switch the main monitor over to #28.
[01:48] ---
Roger!
[01:52] ---
It seems space debris has collided with #5.
[01:55] ---
Launch a repair shuttle immediately.
[01:58] ---
I have to prepare milady's
dessert for this evening.
[02:02] ---
Roger!
[02:04] ---
Popovers covered with brulee for today?
[02:06] ---
Or perhaps...
[02:09] ---
As to what happened with that satellite,
[02:13] ---
apparently space police officer Poyon-chan
[02:15] ---
flew into it while on patrol.
[02:19] ---
Ow-ow-ow-ow...
[02:21] ---
Jeez! You're in my way, poyo!
[02:23] ---
Is this Paul-sama's...
[02:30] ---
Poyon: A Miracle for Paul, Sir!
[02:35] ---
What?!
[02:36] ---
Butler?!
[02:38] ---
What is a butler?
[02:39] ---
A job in which you make every effort
[02:41] ---
to serve your master with all attained
[02:43] ---
sophistication, skills, and abilities.
SIGN Strategy Meeting
Butt
Butler <- Correct
[02:45] ---
A butler is the perfect occupation to learn
about the Pekoponians inside and out.
[02:49] ---
Or, like, butler loving?
SIGN Super Butler
[02:51] ---
So if we can hire that
super butler, Master Paul,
[02:56] ---
he'll become a powerful supporter
of the Pekopon invasion!
[02:59] ---
What do you think about this idea?
SIGN Strategy Meeting
Butt
Butler <- Correct
[03:01] ---
You have no chance with Paul.
[03:03] ---
He only works for Momocchi.
[03:05] ---
But if we use underground space radio
waves or space ultrasonic waves,
[03:08] ---
we can brainwash him!
[03:10] ---
That method is illegal
according to space law.
[03:14] ---
As long as no one found out!
[03:16] ---
Gero?!
[03:17] ---
You're all under arrest, poyo!
[03:19] ---
That voice...
[03:19] ---
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo...
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo...
[03:28] ---
Assigned to the Andromeda Precinct,
[03:30] ---
I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
[03:34] ---
I... I was just kidding!
[03:36] ---
Guilty until proven innocent!
[03:39] ---
But if you want me to let you off the hook,
[03:41] ---
cooperate with me, poyo!
[03:44] ---
Actually, I...
[03:47] ---
I have a confession to make to Paul-sama!
[03:52] ---
Arrange it so I have a chance
to be alone with him!
SIGN Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper
[03:57] ---
You hear that, old man?
[03:58] ---
Poyon is interested in Paul?!
[03:59] ---
She's in love with him?!
[04:01] ---
Certainly, Poyon-san is a lot older
than she looks, right?
[04:05] ---
Maybe it is only natural for her to be
attracted to the charms of an older man!
[04:08] ---
What should we do, Keroro?
[04:11] ---
This is a chance to put the
Space Police in our debt!
[04:16] ---
Leave it to us!
[04:20] ---
Why do I have to wear this?
[04:22] ---
Butlers have a weakness
for refined young ladies.
[04:24] ---
So that's essential!
[04:26] ---
Poyo?
[04:27] ---
And what says refined young
lady more than Kululu?!
[04:29] ---
I mean curls!
[04:32] ---
Poyo?
[04:33] ---
We're not done!
[04:34] ---
We can't seal the deal with this alone!
SIGN I love you!
[04:37] ---
I love you!
[04:37] ---
Even if you do tell him
SIGN I'm sorry
[04:39] ---
and he flat-out rejects you,
[04:41] ---
how are you going to vent?
[04:43] ---
He rejected me, poyo!
[04:45] ---
All of you are banished for 500 years, poyo!
[04:50] ---
The space authorities are scary...
[04:52] ---
So where and when are we
going to get them together?
[04:56] ---
I've already thought of that.
SIGN Private Tamama's Birthday Party
[04:59] ---
Happy birthday!
SIGN Private Tamama's Birthday Party
[05:04] ---
I'm glad I made it home in time for the food.
[05:06] ---
I didn't know it was your birthday today!
[05:09] ---
I had no idea!
[05:10] ---
This is the first time I've heard
about your birthday, too, Tama-chan.
[05:14] ---
Well...
[05:17] ---
I hate doing that to Tamama,
[05:19] ---
but it let us set up a fake birthday event.
[05:23] ---
That being said, the target this time is...
[05:26] ---
I am grateful for your invitation.
[05:30] ---
I apologize for coming in
my civilian clothes today.
[05:31] ---
It looks like the same as always...
[05:34] ---
Not at all. Look at this necktie.
[05:36] ---
Is it a little too loud?
SIGN Casual Clothes
SIGN Work Clothes
[05:40] ---
I wouldn't have known if
you hadn't said anything!
[05:42] ---
Come on!
[05:43] ---
This way, Master Paul!
[05:45] ---
Excuse me.
[05:48] ---
What's this?
[05:49] ---
Sarge?
[05:50] ---
Who is she?
[05:55] ---
P-Pleased to meet you.
[05:57] ---
I should have introduced you before.
[06:00] ---
She's an acquaintance of Tamama's,
[06:02] ---
the daughter of an extremely wealthy family.
[06:04] ---
She's a classy young lady!
[06:07] ---
You have good taste.
[06:08] ---
All right! He took the bait!
[06:10] ---
How do you do, poyo!
[06:12] ---
Poyo?
[06:14] ---
Excuse us a moment!
[06:17] ---
Cut it out with the "poyos"!
[06:19] ---
Lady Natsumi knows who you are!
[06:22] ---
They'll find out you're not a rich girl!
[06:24] ---
Poyo?
[06:25] ---
I don't understand, poyo.
[06:27] ---
Never mind!
[06:28] ---
Just ask the part of a refined young lady!
[06:31] ---
I'll take everyone's statements later.
[06:32] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[06:35] ---
What a pain!
[06:37] ---
And now I just have to get her
and Paul alone...
[06:41] ---
S-Say, Master Fuyuki...
[06:43] ---
Let's play an occult video game with
Lady Momoka in your room upstairs.
[06:48] ---
In my room?
[06:49] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun's room?!
[06:59] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[07:00] ---
What's wrong?!
[07:01] ---
Excuse me!
[07:02] ---
Gero!
[07:04] ---
L-Let's get her up to your room,
Master Fuyuki!
[07:06] ---
It's all right. It seems she
just got a little excited.
[07:09] ---
Gero!
[07:10] ---
Lady Mom, Lady Natsumi.
[07:12] ---
I wonder if the special stew is ready, huh?
[07:15] ---
We can eat anytime.
[07:18] ---
It's got a secret ingredient, too!
[07:19] ---
Then let's talk about it in another room...
[07:21] ---
Secret ingredient?
[07:22] ---
Perhaps that is a spoonful of soy sauce?
[07:25] ---
Amazing!
[07:26] ---
Actually, I cook a little myself.
[07:28] ---
I highly recommend popovers
covered with brulee.
[07:32] ---
That sounds delicious!
[07:35] ---
U-Uh oh. What should I do?
[07:38] ---
This should do it, Mr. Sergeant.
[07:40] ---
I'll clear out the whole room.
[07:43] ---
I've been gathering up the power
for this skill for a week now.
[07:50] ---
E-Earthquake?!
[07:53] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama! Don't tell me...
[07:54] ---
Fart!
[07:58] ---
This'll knock everyone out!
[08:01] ---
Only one thing to do!
[08:02] ---
Yellow four-eyes!
[08:04] ---
Yeah, yeah.
[08:07] ---
I estimate you've got two minutes max.
[08:10] ---
Click!
[08:29] ---
We're finally alone.
[08:31] ---
Planetary anesthesia!
[08:33] ---
This was my last resort.
[08:35] ---
Go ahead, take away our
entire invasion budget!
[08:39] ---
It seems we're the only ones
who can move.
[08:43] ---
Did you do this?
[08:46] ---
Are you questioning me?
[08:49] ---
Excuse me, but who are you?
[08:52] ---
You cut to the chase, eh?
[08:54] ---
That's what your eyes are telling me to do.
[09:00] ---
D-Do they both have hunter's eyes?!
[09:12] ---
What are you doing?!
[09:13] ---
Hurry up and confess your
love to Master Paul!
[09:16] ---
We only have two minutes
of frozen time!
[09:20] ---
I want to talk to you in your
true form, Paul-sama, poyo!
[09:24] ---
My true form?
[09:26] ---
Gero!
[09:26] ---
My true form is...
[09:31] ---
I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
[09:34] ---
Why are you telling him?!
[09:36] ---
This is planetary anesthesia.
[09:38] ---
It's a technology that freezes time all
over the planet for a certain period, poyo.
[09:41] ---
I believe the Keroro Platoon
used it for my sake, poyo.
[09:45] ---
For your sake?
[09:47] ---
Actually, I've been watching you
for a long time, Paul-sama, poyo.
[09:51] ---
I wanted to talk to you one-on-one...
[09:53] ---
...and then...
[09:54] ---
Um...
SIGN Wanted: Space Police Officers!!
[09:57] ---
Would you become a space police officer?!
[10:00] ---
So you're a scout?
[10:03] ---
That's right, poyo!
[10:04] ---
Say what?!
[10:05] ---
Not a confession of love?!
[10:07] ---
This job would be perfect
for you, Paul-sama, poyo!
[10:09] ---
What do you think?
[10:18] ---
Excuse me!
[10:19] ---
What the heck?! Jeez!
[10:21] ---
Tamama, that's awful!
[10:23] ---
F-First gas, next solids!
[10:26] ---
This was a surprise.
[10:27] ---
Or, like, nearly fainted?
[10:35] ---
Huh?
[10:36] ---
When did I...?
[10:37] ---
Are you all right, Momoka-sama?
[10:40] ---
Yes.
[10:41] ---
Thank you, Paul.
[10:44] ---
I guess I'll give up this time, poyo.
[10:47] ---
I'm sorry.
[10:48] ---
Oof. Oof.
[10:51] ---
I'll come back to invite
you again someday, poyo!
[10:53] ---
Huh?
[10:54] ---
That girl's the space police officer...
[10:57] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[10:58] ---
What happened?!
SIGN Wanted: Space Police Officers!!
[11:00] ---
And so, the Keroro Platoon's
invasion activities were curtailed
[11:03] ---
for a while due to lack of funds
or something.
[11:06] ---
Would you become a space police officer?
SIGN (The Present)
[11:17] ---
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[11:22] ---
There, formidable frog-type aliens
made plans to invade Earth.
[11:27] ---
They assembled a huge invasion force
[11:29] ---
and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
[11:34] ---
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[11:38] ---
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
[11:47] ---
Kero Zero:
The Snow is a Harsh Mistress, Sir!
[11:53] ---
Keroro and company discovered
an unknown planet.
[11:56] ---
It's pure white!
[11:59] ---
It's covered in snow.
[12:01] ---
All of that's snow?!
[12:03] ---
Military HQ is currently investigating whether
water can be taken from that planet as supplies.
[12:08] ---
If you melt snow, it becomes water.
[12:10] ---
And for Keronians, water is life.
[12:13] ---
It'll have to be tested for safety.
[12:16] ---
An order just came in.
[12:18] ---
The Keroro Platoon will go to that planet
[12:21] ---
and test whether the snow
would be safe water.
[12:23] ---
Gero?!
[12:25] ---
I will be the AI in charge.
[12:27] ---
I, K6000, shall be with you.
[12:29] ---
According to Grand Star Law, article 3889,
[12:33] ---
an AI must always go along on an
investigation of an unknown planet.
[12:37] ---
My calculating speed is
6,000 times faster than yours.
[12:40] ---
I'm superior.
[12:42] ---
I don't like that arrogant attitude.
[12:45] ---
So, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[12:46] ---
I want you to carry me.
[12:48] ---
You can walk by yourself!
[12:51] ---
Listen...
[12:52] ---
I told you before,
[12:54] ---
but the walking unit eats up my
battery power and makes me tired.
SIGN Heavy Heavy Heavy Heavy
[12:58] ---
This is your job.
[12:59] ---
Understood?
[13:01] ---
This ticks me off!
[13:03] ---
All right, the Keroro Platoon is taking off
to investigate the unknown planet!
[13:09] ---
Listen up.
[13:10] ---
First, land at the border
between day and night.
[13:14] ---
Why?
[13:15] ---
Direct sunlight is intense
on the afternoon side
[13:16] ---
and the reflection
off the snow is blinding,
[13:18] ---
while the night side is too dark.
[13:20] ---
The border area is most suited
to the investigation.
[13:23] ---
So it should be dusk there, huh?
[13:35] ---
Wow!
[13:36] ---
It's like a snow desert.
[13:38] ---
Nothing but snow...
[13:40] ---
What a boring place.
[13:45] ---
It's probably due to the
planet's magnetic field,
[13:47] ---
but I've lost contact with Grand Star.
[13:50] ---
Sergeant Keroro.
Try sending the Grand Star...
[13:51] ---
Go!
[13:53] ---
Look! Look!
[13:54] ---
I'm light as a feather!
[13:56] ---
Hey, now!
[13:57] ---
Gravity is 1/6th of what it is on Keron.
[14:00] ---
Yahoo!
[14:02] ---
Wait!
[14:03] ---
Catch me if you can!
[14:05] ---
Hey!
[14:06] ---
Wait for me!
[14:07] ---
Don't lose to the gravity!
[14:12] ---
This is so beautiful!
[14:17] ---
Pretty!
[14:18] ---
It's like dancing diamonds!
[14:25] ---
Beautiful...
[14:27] ---
What'd you say?
[14:29] ---
Beautiful...
[14:32] ---
What, I can't be moved?
[14:34] ---
After all...
[14:35] ---
To be honest,
[14:37] ---
I love the unknown!
[14:40] ---
One day I want to explore the far reaches
of space, where no one has gone before!
[14:44] ---
That's my dream.
[14:46] ---
Your personality has changed!
[14:48] ---
Even though it was nasty, stiff,
and arrogant before...
[14:52] ---
That's my position.
[14:58] ---
Hey, Private Tamama...
[14:59] ---
What are you doing?
[15:01] ---
I may have had the wrong idea about you.
[15:07] ---
Let's shake on it.
[15:08] ---
To do our best together to invade Pekopon!
[15:16] ---
G-Good to work with you...
[15:25] ---
You stood up!
[15:27] ---
Now you can walk by yourself!
[15:29] ---
You tricked me!
[15:37] ---
Go!
[15:41] ---
Oof.
[15:42] ---
There.
[15:43] ---
Thanks.
[15:46] ---
Has its mood changed since we got here?
[15:50] ---
Has it?
[15:55] ---
Feelin' mean and green!
[15:57] ---
The components of the snow
around here are fine!
[16:01] ---
Tch. This is bad.
[16:03] ---
There's a problem?
[16:05] ---
The ship's main computer is frozen.
[16:08] ---
I'm going to shut it down once.
[16:11] ---
Tama!
[16:13] ---
Well...
[16:14] ---
Stranger things have happened.
[16:17] ---
Gero?!
[16:18] ---
What's going on?!
[16:20] ---
Hey! The ship is sinking!
[16:26] ---
I cannot send out an SOS!
[16:28] ---
We're being cut off by weird
electromagnetic waves.
[16:30] ---
The sub-computer is not working, either!
[16:32] ---
We're still sinking!
[16:34] ---
What'll happen if we don't stop?!
[16:36] ---
I calculate that the limit would
be a depth of 1,500 meters.
[16:40] ---
Gero?!
[16:41] ---
Kululu-tan!
[16:42] ---
Can't you reboot it somehow?!
[16:43] ---
Strange...
[16:45] ---
I should be able to.
[16:47] ---
Something odd is happening here.
[16:50] ---
At a time like this, I'm sure the legendary
Mr. Sergeant will come up with a great idea!
[16:56] ---
I'm sorry.
[16:57] ---
I won't do it again, so please forgive me.
[16:59] ---
This is really bad!
[17:00] ---
We're at a depth of 1,200 meters!
[17:02] ---
300 meters left!
[17:04] ---
Sergeant Keroro, I have an idea...
[17:07] ---
What should we do?!
[17:08] ---
Depth of 1,400 meters!
[17:10] ---
We can't take any more!
[17:12] ---
Connect me to the ship's computer!
[17:16] ---
We can't!
[17:17] ---
Why not?
[17:18] ---
If we connect you,
[17:19] ---
you might freeze up, too!
[17:22] ---
Worst case, you would crash
[17:24] ---
and your personality would be wiped out.
[17:27] ---
Wiped out?!
[17:28] ---
I don't care.
[17:29] ---
The original form of my artificial
intelligence is saved on Grand Star.
[17:33] ---
Don't do it!
[17:35] ---
If you vanish here,
[17:36] ---
you'll forget everything,
even being moved before!
[17:40] ---
If that's the price for
your safety, then so be it.
[17:46] ---
Reboot.
[17:48] ---
Here it comes!
[18:12] ---
K... 6000?
[18:22] ---
Wake up! K6000!
[18:25] ---
From now on, I'll always carry you around!
[18:28] ---
So wake up!
[18:32] ---
To do our best together to invade Pekopon!
[18:40] ---
Were we not going to
invade Pekopon together?!
[18:57] ---
Can you hear me?
[19:00] ---
Can you hear me?
[19:01] ---
That voice...
[19:02] ---
Look!
[19:02] ---
Something's coming out!
[19:05] ---
What is that?!
[19:11] ---
The last transmission came from that sphere!
[19:14] ---
Seriously?!
[19:16] ---
This is K6000.
[19:18] ---
K6000?!
[19:22] ---
Tama?!
[19:24] ---
It seems there was a dormant
[19:26] ---
planetary computer under this snow.
[19:29] ---
Then you are still alive?!
[19:31] ---
This caused the spaceship to stop running.
[19:35] ---
It became dormant, like the computer.
[19:38] ---
Right now, the planetary computer
[19:40] ---
took me in and rebooted me.
[19:43] ---
And as long as I'm here,
[19:44] ---
I think I'll use this body
[19:46] ---
to go on a journey searching
for black holes in deep space.
[19:49] ---
Let's meet again someday, somewhere.
[19:52] ---
When we do, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
[19:54] ---
will you carry me around again?
[19:56] ---
You are too big!
[19:59] ---
Then I'll see you when I see you!
[20:01] ---
The snow was used as a coolant covering.
[20:04] ---
You can convert it to potable water.
[20:07] ---
Gero...
[20:08] ---
Who would've guessed the
entire planet was a computer?
[20:12] ---
Interesting, no?
[20:14] ---
Phew! It was a big surprise!
[20:30] ---
Nice to meet you.
[20:31] ---
I am the artificial intelligence in
charge of the Keroro Platoon's room.
[20:35] ---
Please call me K6001.
[20:37] ---
Well, let's begin with identity verification,
[20:40] ---
so please present your Kero Ball,
the sign of being a commander.
[20:43] ---
Gero...
[20:44] ---
We're back to that?
[20:47] ---
I'll tell you at the outset,
[20:49] ---
according to Grand Star Law, Article 123,
[20:52] ---
the Private 2nd Class has a duty
to carry me around.
[20:57] ---
Is that clear?
[20:58] ---
I know you can move by yourself.
[21:01] ---
You're well-informed.
[21:02] ---
But the walking unit eats up
[21:04] ---
my battery power and makes me tired.
SIGN Heavy Heavy Heavy Heavy
[21:07] ---
If you carry me, that's not a problem.
[21:10] ---
Understood?
[21:12] ---
You really are a jerk!
[21:15] ---
But...
[21:16] ---
...maybe not as bad as before.
[21:20] ---
Did Keroro and company reunite with K6000?
[21:25] ---
And did Tamama carry
around the giant AI then?
[21:29] ---
That's another story.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Natsumi here!
[23:08] ---
Fuyuki here!
[23:09] ---
It's almost Day of the Rooster
festival season, huh?
[23:11] ---
But instead of selling roosters,
the pastry shops sell rakes. Kind of weird.
SIGN Galulu-sama Reservation
[23:14] ---
Yeah. And the kanji for
"rooster" and "day" are weird.
[23:18] ---
I wonder who decided on it.
[23:19] ---
That aside,
[23:20] ---
I've got a towel around me,
since they're filming.
[23:23] ---
"Alisa & Nevula: First Hot Spring, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro Platoon:
Struggle on the Day of the Rooster, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
Those two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E291 - Alisa & Nevula: First Hot Spring, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Struggle on the Day of the Rooster, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:41] ---
Mom!
[01:43] ---
Look! Look!
[01:44] ---
The air is so clean.
[01:46] ---
It's been a long time since we've come
[01:48] ---
to a hot spring as a family!
[01:50] ---
I didn't really need them
tagging along, though.
[01:52] ---
Well, well, well...
[01:53] ---
This is the pleasure of autumn.
[01:56] ---
Kero-chan made the reservations and
arranged the tickets for this trip.
[02:01] ---
I'm grateful to you, Lady Mom.
[02:04] ---
Responsibility is a mark of trust!
[02:07] ---
It's as if the Keroro Platoon has been
endorsed as members of the Hinata family!
[02:11] ---
Oh! Well, we all are family, aren't we?
SIGN Tamed Alien
[02:14] ---
All right!
[02:14] ---
Next is the cable car!
[02:15] ---
Isn't Mom scary once in a while?
[02:16] ---
All of you are so well-prepared, Kero-chan.
[02:17] ---
Yeah.
[02:21] ---
Gero!
[02:22] ---
That's...
[02:23] ---
...Alisa...
[02:24] ---
...chan.
[02:26] ---
What a coincidence, Fuyuki.
[02:31] ---
Alisa & Nevula: First Hot Spring, Sir!
[02:37] ---
Well, the gang's all here.
[02:39] ---
I sensed you, Fuyuki,
so I followed you here.
[02:43] ---
Come with me.
[02:45] ---
We're going hunting.
[02:45] ---
Wait!
[02:46] ---
Apparently, the hunting is good
in the mountains at this time of year.
[02:50] ---
Does that mean...
[02:52] ---
...hunting for mushrooms
SIGN Picking Mushrooms
[02:54] ---
or red leaves?
SIGN Viewing Leaves
[02:55] ---
Or, like, hunting different?
[02:57] ---
Alisa-chan, I'm here to enjoy
the hot spring with my family.
[03:02] ---
Hot spring...
[03:03] ---
Enjoy it with your family...
[03:06] ---
All right.
[03:08] ---
Then I'll enjoy the hot spring
with your family, too.
[03:14] ---
Sorry about this...
[03:16] ---
We invited ourselves along.
[03:18] ---
That's okay.
[03:19] ---
The more, the merrier.
[03:21] ---
I'm glad you see it that way.
[03:25] ---
Daddy...
[03:26] ---
What is it, Alisa?
[03:29] ---
What is a "hot spring"?
[03:32] ---
Hot spring?
[03:33] ---
Well, it's...
[03:35] ---
Huh?
[03:36] ---
Hot spring?
[03:37] ---
Good question...
[03:43] ---
Come to think of it,
I have seen "hot spring manju"
SIGN His Imagination
SIGN Hot Spring Manju Salesperson Wanted
[03:46] ---
in a part-time job magazine before.
[03:50] ---
In other words, I suppose
it's a kind of part-time job.
[03:51] ---
So it's social studies?
[03:53] ---
Not quite.
[03:56] ---
Um...
[03:58] ---
What's a "hot spring"?
[04:02] ---
Hot spring, huh? It's...
[04:08] ---
The water is just right.
[04:11] ---
Scum!
[04:13] ---
Scumbags!
[04:15] ---
I'll...
[04:15] ---
I'll protect you!
[04:17] ---
So, Natsumi...
[04:19] ---
Relax and enjoy the bath!
[04:23] ---
A hot spring is a battlefield.
SIGN Hot Spring
SIGN It's a
SIGN It's a battlefield
[04:26] ---
Of course that's wrong.
[04:28] ---
Battlefield?
[04:29] ---
Here's a red leaf hairpin.
[04:33] ---
Thank you!
[04:35] ---
I can't wait to see what
the hot spring is like.
[04:39] ---
Battlefield...
[04:41] ---
This is it!
[04:43] ---
It seems nice!
SIGN Reserved Today
[04:47] ---
Reserved?
[04:48] ---
Nice one, stupid frog!
[04:50] ---
But wasn't it expensive?
[04:52] ---
Oh, that's okay. We can pay our own way.
[04:52] ---
Excuse me.
[04:54] ---
Is a hot spring a battlefield?
[04:58] ---
That's right...
[05:02] ---
Scum!
[05:04] ---
Wha...?!
[05:06] ---
Hinata Natsumi Selection, Volume Nine!
[05:08] ---
"Secret Clouds of Steam Travelogue"!
[05:09] ---
Limited to reserved copies.
now taking orders!
[05:13] ---
Certainly,
[05:15] ---
it is a battlefield.
[05:16] ---
He was right...
[05:17] ---
No, he wasn't.
SIGN Women
SIGN Men
[05:20] ---
See you guys later.
[05:21] ---
Yeah.
[05:22] ---
Bath time, bath time...
[05:30] ---
Alisa-chan, you're over here!
SIGN Men
[05:32] ---
I want to be with Fuyuki.
[05:34] ---
It's not that simple...
[05:35] ---
Alisa-chan, you're a girl, right?
[05:37] ---
Girls use the women's bath.
[05:41] ---
Then...
[05:41] ---
...Fuyuki can use the women's bath.
[05:43] ---
W-Wait!
[05:47] ---
Alisa-chan...
[05:48] ---
Men use the men's bath.
[05:50] ---
Women use the women's bath. That's the rule.
[05:53] ---
You see?
[05:55] ---
Understood.
[05:57] ---
It can't be helped.
SIGN Women
SIGN Men
[06:04] ---
Then we'll see you later!
[06:05] ---
The things we deal with, you know?
[06:11] ---
Wait a second!
[06:12] ---
Wait just a second!
[06:13] ---
Now what?!
SIGN Women
[06:16] ---
You're a man, aren't you?!
[06:19] ---
What, you're trying to nonchalantly
slip into the women's bath?!
SIGN Women
[06:23] ---
Daddy can't use the women's bath?
[06:25] ---
No, now that he mentions it...
[06:28] ---
I see.
[06:29] ---
Alisa!
[06:30] ---
I'll be fine.
[06:32] ---
You go to the men's bath, Daddy.
SIGN Women
SIGN Men
[06:35] ---
Sheesh! That was close.
[06:42] ---
Alisa...
[06:45] ---
This is paradise.
[06:46] ---
Mr. Sergeant, I will wash your back later.
[06:49] ---
I'm counting on it.
[06:51] ---
Is it okay?
[06:53] ---
Will she be okay?
[06:55] ---
That girl, on her own...
[06:57] ---
Huh. Mois-chan, you really have a nice body!
[07:00] ---
I do not!
[07:01] ---
Now, Natsumi-san, you have a very...
[07:05] ---
I'm not done growing yet...
[07:07] ---
Hey, Mois-chan, let me see how it feels!
[07:10] ---
H-Hey, Natsumi-san!
[07:12] ---
Nevula-san!
[07:13] ---
Is something wrong?
[07:15] ---
No, um...
[07:17] ---
I've never been separated
from Alisa before.
[07:21] ---
On top of that, this is a battlefield, right?
[07:24] ---
Gero?
[07:25] ---
Battlefield?
[07:26] ---
Nevula-dono...
[07:27] ---
Immersing yourself in the bath
will help you relax.
[07:30] ---
Okay...
[07:32] ---
This water has an odor.
[07:35] ---
That smell is sulfur.
[07:37] ---
Sulfur?
[07:38] ---
There's a lot of it
in volcanic hot springs.
[07:41] ---
Come to think of it,
there's a legend about
[07:44] ---
hot spring sulfur called
"The Killing Stone."
SIGN The Killing Stone
[07:47] ---
It's a story about a yokai fox
[07:49] ---
that turned into sulfuric rock
[07:50] ---
and then approached animals to kill them.
[07:55] ---
Is this water poisonous?
[07:58] ---
No. In fact, a proper amount
of sulfur is good for you.
[08:02] ---
It is a gift from nature.
[08:03] ---
The Killing Stone? Yokai?
[08:07] ---
Prey we must hunt down...
[08:09] ---
That's not it.
[08:14] ---
Alisa-chan!
[08:16] ---
Come over here by us, Alisa-chan!
[08:20] ---
Yokai...
[08:21] ---
Denizens of darkness...
[08:22] ---
This is bad.
[08:24] ---
This is very bad!
[08:25] ---
Nevula-dono?
[08:27] ---
A hot spring is a battlefield...
[08:28] ---
Alisa is alone...
[08:30] ---
Anyway, it's so elegant here.
[08:34] ---
Alisa-chan!
[08:35] ---
Look out!
SIGN Soap!
[08:42] ---
Alisa!
[08:44] ---
Nevula-dono!
[08:45] ---
Oh, come on!
[08:46] ---
Alisa!
[08:47] ---
I'm coming!
[08:49] ---
Father! You can't go over there!
[08:51] ---
Alisa!
[08:52] ---
Alisa is in danger!
[08:54] ---
That's your imagination.
[08:55] ---
You can't!
[08:56] ---
Yes!
[08:57] ---
I don't understand!
[08:57] ---
Yes!
[09:01] ---
It sounds like they're having fun
on that side, too.
[09:06] ---
Snake!
[09:07] ---
It's okay, Mom!
[09:10] ---
It's just a twig!
[09:11] ---
Oh!
[09:12] ---
Alisa!
[09:14] ---
Jeez!
[09:16] ---
This guy is a pain!
[09:18] ---
You scum!
[09:19] ---
Oh, great...
[09:20] ---
Now we've got two pains...
[09:24] ---
Control yourself!
[09:26] ---
Get out of my way!
SIGN Soap
[09:31] ---
Alisa!
[09:33] ---
Stop!
[09:34] ---
Stop, or I'll shoot!
[09:35] ---
Hot spring! This is a battlefield!
[09:42] ---
Tch!
[09:44] ---
Move!
[09:48] ---
You're not going over there!
[09:50] ---
Alisa...
[09:51] ---
Alisa...
[09:53] ---
Natsumi...
[09:54] ---
I...
[09:56] ---
...will...
[09:57] ---
...protect you!
[10:01] ---
Nothing to do with me.
[10:02] ---
You two!
[10:11] ---
Jeez. That's going too far!
[10:13] ---
Gero?
[10:15] ---
Or, like, willful breaking?
[10:18] ---
Oh...
[10:19] ---
Hey! What are you doing?!
[10:22] ---
Daddy...
[10:24] ---
A...
[10:25] ---
Alisa...
[10:33] ---
I am so sorry!
[10:35] ---
Sorry! Sorry!
[10:37] ---
I beg for your forgiveness!
[10:38] ---
It's all right, Nevula-san.
SIGN Blindfolds!!
[10:41] ---
All parents worry about their children.
[10:45] ---
Although there is such a thing
as "going overboard."
[10:48] ---
But with the wall like this,
[10:50] ---
we can't use the bath anymore.
[10:52] ---
Or, like, bitter regret?
[10:56] ---
I have a good idea.
[10:59] ---
Yeah!
[11:03] ---
This is paradise!
[11:04] ---
Perfect water, beautiful view...
[11:07] ---
Or, like, pampered splendor?
[11:14] ---
If you dare look on the opposite side...
[11:17] ---
I wouldn't do that...
[11:18] ---
I learned my lesson.
[11:20] ---
The water temperature is perfect.
[11:21] ---
I wanna come back here again with everyone.
[11:23] ---
Next time, I'll bring Momocchi, too!
[11:25] ---
Yeah. And Koyuki-dono.
[11:29] ---
Here, Alisa-chan.
[11:32] ---
It's a red leaf hairpin.
[11:34] ---
Yeah, it looks good on you!
[11:36] ---
Red leaf...
[11:37] ---
Alisa-chan, this is enjoying
a hot spring with family.
[11:40] ---
The hot spring warms
your body and soul, right?
[11:44] ---
This is enjoying with family.
[11:49] ---
This is...
[11:51] ---
...warm...
[11:55] ---
Alisa...
[11:57] ---
This is a hot spring.
[12:09] ---
Yo!
SIGN Business
[12:14] ---
We're here at the
Day of the Rooster festival.
SIGN Live
[12:17] ---
It's very lively this year too,
with a lot of people in attendance.
[12:21] ---
Huh. The Day of the Rooster festival...
[12:24] ---
Day of the Rooster?
[12:25] ---
Yeah.
SIGN Takamura
SIGN Thriving Business
[12:26] ---
It's a festival where shop owners
[12:28] ---
wish for prosperous business
[12:30] ---
and people buy rakes that
symbolically gather good fortune.
SIGN Thriving Business
[12:34] ---
Huh. That sounds like fun.
[12:36] ---
I'd like to go.
[12:38] ---
Gero?
[12:39] ---
There's a Day of the Rooster?
[12:41] ---
You know about Day of the Rooster?
[12:43] ---
Of course!
[12:44] ---
There's a Space Day of the Rooster,
[12:47] ---
and we buy rakes there every year.
SIGN Space Day of the Rooster
[12:50] ---
Space Day of the Rooster, huh?
[12:52] ---
Wow!
[12:53] ---
I'm planning to go tomorrow, in fact,
[12:56] ---
so would you like to go with,
Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi?
[13:00] ---
Yeah!
[13:02] ---
So there's even a
Day of the Rooster in space, huh?
[13:07] ---
Keroro Platoon:
Struggle on the Day of the Rooster, Sir!
[13:13] ---
Yo!
[13:19] ---
It's so crowded!
[13:21] ---
Yeah. It's just like Earth's.
[13:23] ---
Gero gero gero.
[13:25] ---
Pekopon's Day of the Rooster
is nothing compared to this.
[13:28] ---
Look!
[13:29] ---
There's an abundance of variations.
[13:31] ---
Every year, people work hard to create rakes
[13:34] ---
of various sizes for this day.
[13:36] ---
Now that's what I call profitability!
[13:40] ---
And the price, too...
[13:41] ---
The bigger the rake...
[13:44] ---
...the more expensive it is.
[13:46] ---
Or, like, lavish array?
[13:50] ---
It's the same as Earth'.
[13:52] ---
This way, the invasion
will definitely thrive!
[13:54] ---
Invasion?
[13:56] ---
Isn't it for "thriving business"?
[13:57] ---
"Thriving invasion"
refers to superstitious aliens
[14:00] ---
that wish for their invasion
of a certain planet to succeed.
[14:06] ---
The bigger the rake,
[14:08] ---
the more auspicious it's supposed to be.
[14:10] ---
It's just superstitious hooey!
[14:11] ---
No, it is more like a tradition.
[14:14] ---
That is important.
[14:17] ---
The more I hear,
[14:18] ---
the more it sounds exactly like Earth's.
[14:20] ---
Peter-san and Jenny-san, buy it!
[14:23] ---
All right!
[14:24] ---
Wish for a thriving invasion!
[14:26] ---
Hand-clapping!
[14:27] ---
Yo!
[14:29] ---
That's the essence of the
Space Day of the Rooster.
[14:32] ---
Essence?
[14:33] ---
It is about buying a rake that is bigger
[14:35] ---
and showier than the other invaders'.
[14:37] ---
Invaders' vanity is the essence
of this event.
[14:40] ---
Therefore,
[14:42] ---
my Keroro Platoon
[14:43] ---
will buy a rake that astonishes
the other invaders!
SIGN Thriving Invasion
[14:48] ---
We still have to stay within
our invasion budget.
[14:51] ---
I won't agree to wasting money!
[14:53] ---
Well, as long as it is within reason.
[14:56] ---
At a time like this,
[14:58] ---
it's boring unless you
disregard common sense!
[15:00] ---
What are you talking about,
disregard common sense?!
[15:03] ---
Um, common sense is...
[15:05] ---
Come on! Money is meant to be spent!
[15:08] ---
Don't waste it!
[15:09] ---
Think carefully!
[15:10] ---
Listen, all I am saying...
[15:11] ---
I don't wanna hear it!
[15:13] ---
Why are you dragging me into it?!
[15:17] ---
This is practical.
[15:21] ---
Boring!
[15:22] ---
Hey, old man...
[15:22] ---
Right. This would cost you about this...
[15:25] ---
Wha?
[15:25] ---
Are you trying to rip us off?
[15:27] ---
Hey!
[15:28] ---
Quit complaining so much!
[15:30] ---
Shut up!
[15:30] ---
If you're looking for a cheaper one...
[15:32] ---
Is there one?
[15:32] ---
Gero?
[15:36] ---
Th-That?
[15:37] ---
It has to be a big one!
[15:39] ---
Give me the most expensive one!
[15:41] ---
Knock it off!
[15:42] ---
A big one!
[15:43] ---
Why am I involved?!
[15:45] ---
What's this? Everyone...
[15:48] ---
You are...
[15:49] ---
Gero?
[15:51] ---
Long time no see...
[15:52] ---
...Warrant Officer Bariri!
[15:53] ---
Are you here to buy a rake, too,
Warrant Officer Bariri?
[15:56] ---
Yes. That's right.
[15:59] ---
Is there something hanging out of your mouth?
[16:02] ---
Ectoplasm!
[16:03] ---
This is the first time I've seen it!
[16:05] ---
A rake...
[16:06] ---
To an invader,
[16:08] ---
it is a sign of good luck like a flounder
skipping along the surface of the water,
[16:12] ---
and as precious as a filleted sea bream.
[16:15] ---
Flounder? Sea bream?
[16:17] ---
Or, like, meaning unknown?
[16:19] ---
Yeah, see, ever since
Pururu-chan rejected him,
[16:23] ---
he's been a few cards short of a deck.
[16:25] ---
My counselor told me...
[16:27] ---
...to keep your feelings
from dragging you down,
[16:30] ---
you should try expressing yourself with fish.
[16:32] ---
That was his advice.
[16:34] ---
He's fooling you.
[16:36] ---
I'm here to pick up the one I ordered.
[16:39] ---
Hey!
[16:41] ---
Bring out Bariri-san's!
SIGN Love
[16:45] ---
Gero...
[16:45] ---
It's huge...
[16:47] ---
This rake is fancier than a tuna that's
been sliced up for an autopsy exhibit!
[16:51] ---
Yeah, yeah.
[16:52] ---
Enough with the fish.
[16:54] ---
Well, everyone.
[16:57] ---
You don't have to tell
Pururu-san anything from me.
[17:03] ---
I'm serious about that.
[17:08] ---
In other words...
"Please give her my best," right?
[17:11] ---
I do not wanna become an adult like that.
[17:14] ---
Pururu-chan has it rough, too.
[17:16] ---
Ectoplasm...
[17:17] ---
But the rake he bought was lovely, wasn't it?
[17:21] ---
Gero?
[17:22] ---
That was nothing!
[17:24] ---
Old man!
[17:25] ---
Never mind my grumbling subordinate!
[17:27] ---
Take out the biggest rake you have here!
[17:30] ---
I told you to stop it!
[17:31] ---
Gero!
[17:32] ---
If you want the biggest one...
SIGN Reserved
SIGN Treasure
[17:35] ---
...this is it.
SIGN Zaku 1/1
[17:38] ---
Gero!
[17:41] ---
Yeah, old man!
[17:42] ---
I'll take it!
[17:44] ---
Wha...?!
[17:45] ---
We don't need it!
[17:46] ---
Give it up!
[17:46] ---
Sir, it's already reserved.
SIGN Galulu-sama
Reserved
[17:50] ---
Reserved...
[17:52] ---
"G-Galulu-sama"?!
[17:54] ---
Lieutenant Galulu's rake is gigantic!
[17:59] ---
Despite the way he looks, he's not afraid
to go bold when it comes to shopping.
[18:03] ---
Darn you, Galulu.
[18:04] ---
How is it you don't know
[18:06] ---
this is nothing more than a waste of money?
[18:07] ---
Still, wow!
[18:08] ---
To think he bought something like this...
[18:10] ---
Or, like, lavish vastness?
[18:12] ---
Giroro's big brother is kind of cool!
[18:16] ---
Cool!
[18:18] ---
Cool...
[18:20] ---
Cool!
[18:21] ---
Cool!
[18:23] ---
Cool...
[18:24] ---
Cool!
[18:26] ---
Cool!
SIGN Snap
[18:29] ---
Where is it?! Where's a rake
that's bigger than Galulu's?!
SIGN Calm Down
[18:34] ---
Giroro! Calm down!
[18:35] ---
Giroro-dono! Calm down!
[18:38] ---
Shut up!
[18:39] ---
You have no idea!
You have no idea how I feel!
[18:42] ---
What are you doing?!
[18:43] ---
A hysterical man is pathetic!
[18:45] ---
Why do I have to be part of this?!
[18:48] ---
Hi, fellas!
[18:50] ---
What's wrong?
[18:52] ---
Urere?
SIGN Wrong Way Gate
[18:57] ---
Oh, you're fighting about
the size of the rake, huh?
[19:00] ---
You saw me at my worst back there.
[19:02] ---
I think I lost it a bit.
[19:04] ---
Not just a "bit," iodine face.
[19:07] ---
Certainly, the rakes are important.
[19:10] ---
But it's not all about size.
[19:14] ---
You should go with a rake that suits
[19:16] ---
your own invasion, yourselves,
and your social position.
[19:19] ---
In the first place, the size of a rake
won't ensure a successful invasion.
[19:23] ---
You are absolutely right.
[19:25] ---
Gero?
[19:26] ---
It's like the expression
"living within your means."
SIGN Wrong
[19:28] ---
It's important to know what's
appropriate for you at the moment.
[19:32] ---
That's how I've been successful.
[19:35] ---
That's...
[19:36] ---
An invader like Urere...
[19:38] ---
Don't tell me...
[19:39] ---
He has this one tiny rake...
[19:41] ---
Well, I'll be on my way.
[19:42] ---
See you.
[19:45] ---
He's superstitious, too?
[19:48] ---
That was strap-sized...
[19:50] ---
The point is to know yourself and your place.
[19:54] ---
Overreaching is no good.
[19:57] ---
That goes for us, too.
[19:59] ---
Commander-dono...
[20:00] ---
Let's go back to basics
[20:01] ---
and buy a moderate rake that suits us.
[20:06] ---
Right!
[20:06] ---
Fine with me.
[20:07] ---
Commander-dono!
[20:08] ---
Good thinking.
[20:09] ---
When you put it that way...
SIGN Wrong Way Gate
[20:11] ---
Thank you!
[20:13] ---
Gero?
[20:14] ---
To this address, please.
SIGN Invasion
[20:16] ---
Gero!
SIGN Byg-Zam
1/1
[20:18] ---
Okay, it'll arrive in
the morning, as you wish.
[20:24] ---
Hey, Urere...
[20:26] ---
What was that?
[20:29] ---
You mean the rake I bought?
[20:31] ---
Since I've been buying rakes of that size,
[20:34] ---
my invasions have been soaring.
[20:36] ---
On top of that, a free strap came with it.
[20:40] ---
Besides, we're in the
centennial recession right now.
[20:43] ---
When you're in a pinch,
you'd better up your chances.
[20:45] ---
If you're going to rely on something, rely
on different ways to cover all your bases.
[20:50] ---
There they go...
[20:53] ---
Come one, come all!
[21:01] ---
Give us your biggest rake!
[21:07] ---
Huh...
[21:08] ---
So did Kero-chan buy the biggest rake, then?
[21:12] ---
Yeah. It attracted a lot of attention.
[21:15] ---
I was kind of impressed.
[21:17] ---
But...
[21:18] ---
...with that...
[21:20] ---
I wonder how they're going
to clean it up later.
[21:27] ---
In the end, the Keroro Platoon
bought the biggest rake.
SIGN Keroro Platoon
[21:33] ---
Maybe it's a little too big...
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
There's the scary dream I had last night,
and the dream for my future.
SIGN Hinata
[23:14] ---
Even though we call them both dreams,
[23:16] ---
I think the meaning is different.
[23:17] ---
What's that about?
[23:19] ---
That aside,
SIGN Boom
[23:20] ---
give me the background on Norah Leigh!
[23:23] ---
"Natsumi: The Secret of the
Chest of Drawers, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: You're in My Dream, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E292 - Natsumi: The Secret of the Chest of Drawers, Sir! / Keroro: You're in My Dream, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
The universe is immeasurably vast.
[01:51] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
[01:53] ---
Sis! What is it?
[01:54] ---
O-Over there!
[01:56] ---
Something strange is over there!
[01:58] ---
Something strange?
[02:00] ---
There isn't anything.
[02:01] ---
Sis, you probably had a dream.
[02:08] ---
You're right.
[02:09] ---
But...
[02:19] ---
Natsumi: The Secret of the
Chest of Drawers, Sir!
[02:25] ---
I'm home!
[02:50] ---
Just my imagination... right?
[03:00] ---
Oof, oof...
[03:07] ---
Um...
[03:14] ---
D-Don't eat me!
[03:17] ---
An alien child?
[03:22] ---
There you go.
[03:24] ---
What is it?
[03:25] ---
It's a drink called cocoa.
[03:27] ---
Try it.
[03:31] ---
It's nice and sweet!
[03:33] ---
What's your name?
[03:35] ---
My name is Stan.
[03:36] ---
So what were you doing in my room?
[03:38] ---
More importantly,
[03:40] ---
Stan-kun, are you lost?
[03:42] ---
Yeah. I got separated from Papa.
[03:44] ---
Well, well.
[03:46] ---
That is a disaster.
[03:48] ---
We'd better help him find his father.
[03:51] ---
Stupid frog, I'm counting on you.
[03:54] ---
Save it for the space police.
[03:57] ---
I may not look like it, but I'm busy...
[04:00] ---
Like I said, I want you to ask
the space police!
[04:06] ---
Right! I'll get on that now!
[04:08] ---
Pekoponians really are
scary, barbaric creatures!
[04:12] ---
No, it's not what you think...
[04:15] ---
I wonder what image aliens throughout
the universe have of Earthlings.
[04:20] ---
Stan-kun!
[04:22] ---
Come here a sec!
[04:27] ---
Listen up.
[04:29] ---
That thing is a secret from everybody.
[04:31] ---
Why?
[04:32] ---
Because if the secret gets out,
[04:34] ---
that Pekoponian girl will transform
into a scary creature like before!
[04:40] ---
G-Got it! I promise I won't say a word!
[04:45] ---
A lost Utanbaian child whose name is Stan.
[04:48] ---
Got it, poya.
[04:50] ---
I'll inquire right away, poya.
[04:52] ---
I'm counting on you.
[04:54] ---
Gero!
[05:05] ---
The answer came out, poya.
[05:10] ---
Stan-kun's Papa filed a report, poya.
[05:13] ---
I'll inform him right away,
and then he can pick up his son, poya.
[05:16] ---
You did a good job, poya.
[05:18] ---
Could you just put the monitor away?
[05:23] ---
Gotcha!
[05:24] ---
Shoot!
[05:28] ---
I lost again!
[05:30] ---
That's amazing, Stan-kun.
[05:32] ---
Not many people can beat my sister.
[05:36] ---
Wanna play one more time?
[05:39] ---
Or try another game?
[05:40] ---
We've got one where you fight monsters.
[05:43] ---
No, thanks.
[05:47] ---
I'm back!
[05:49] ---
Welcome home. How'd it go?
[05:51] ---
The space police contacted his papa.
[05:55] ---
He should be here soon to pick his son up.
[05:58] ---
Good for you, Stan-kun.
[06:00] ---
Papa...
[06:06] ---
You don't have to cry.
[06:07] ---
Your father will be here to pick you up soon.
[06:09] ---
Stupid frog, isn't there
some toy he can play with?
[06:12] ---
Look, Gundam Ground Type!
[06:14] ---
With this, you can play 08 MS Platoon!
[06:19] ---
Gero...
[06:21] ---
That's strange.
[06:22] ---
He should've gotten into
the scene where they use
[06:25] ---
a beam saber to
heat up the bath water.
[06:27] ---
Kids don't understand things like that.
[06:34] ---
Excuse me!
[06:35] ---
I heard you were taking care of my son.
[06:37] ---
It's Papa!
[06:39] ---
I apologize for the trouble my Stan caused.
[06:43] ---
Go on, now. Say your thanks.
[06:45] ---
Big sister, big brother, uncle,
thank you for everything.
[06:49] ---
Just don't get lost again.
[06:51] ---
I had a good time watching
you play video games.
[06:53] ---
Come back when you have more time.
[06:56] ---
Well...
[06:57] ---
I forgot something!
[06:58] ---
Gero!
[07:00] ---
He forgot something?
[07:02] ---
Oof...
SIGN Space Stamp Rally
[07:05] ---
Did you find what you forgot?
[07:07] ---
Yeah.
[07:08] ---
What is it?
[07:08] ---
A stamp notebook.
[07:14] ---
So you were doing a stamp rally!
[07:16] ---
He was doing that when he got lost.
SIGN Space Stamp Rally
[07:19] ---
I got lost,
[07:20] ---
but I managed to make my way
to her bedroom by myself.
[07:24] ---
My bedroom?
[07:29] ---
Oh, was that a secret?
[07:31] ---
Thanks, everyone. Bye bye!
[07:33] ---
Goodbye.
[07:40] ---
Huh?
[07:41] ---
Lady Natsumi! Where are you going?
[07:50] ---
I wonder what this is.
SIGN Pekopon
[07:56] ---
Gero!
SIGN Rumble Rumble Rumble
[07:58] ---
What's the meaning of this, stupid frog?
[08:01] ---
I don't know...
[08:03] ---
I have no idea.
[08:05] ---
Uncle! Uncle!
[08:07] ---
The space travel agency
[08:09] ---
transferred the stamp rally
facility sponsor fee!
[08:12] ---
Or, like, money confirmed?
SIGN Grind Grind Grind Grind
[08:14] ---
Uncle!
[08:15] ---
Stupid frog! You used
my room without asking?!
SIGN Grind Grind Grind Grind
[08:19] ---
After all, outsiders aren't allowed
inside our underground base,
[08:23] ---
I wouldn't be able to make
Gundam models in peace in my room,
[08:26] ---
and this is definitely the front line
of the Pekopon invasion!
[08:30] ---
Remove my room from the rally right now!
[08:31] ---
Got it?!
[08:33] ---
That won't be easy,
since it's already in this pamphlet.
SIGN Challenge Yourself! Space Sightseeing Tour Stamp Rally
[08:38] ---
Space Sightseeing Tour Stamp Rally...
SIGN Pekopon
[08:43] ---
It sounds kind of fun.
[08:45] ---
Give me a break.
[08:47] ---
We did something like this
a long time ago, Sis.
[08:51] ---
Remember, with Mom?
SIGN Stamp Point 7 Stamp Rally
[09:03] ---
We just need three more!
[09:05] ---
What's the next station?
[09:12] ---
But Mom couldn't get a day off,
[09:14] ---
so we weren't able to complete it.
[09:17] ---
I kind of remember...
[09:19] ---
Lady Natsumi.
[09:20] ---
Please don't crush the dreams of
children throughout the universe!
[09:24] ---
It's not your place to say that!
[09:27] ---
This is it!
[09:34] ---
I got it!
[09:35] ---
I need just one more to complete it!
[09:37] ---
The next one is in the M78 Nebula.
[09:40] ---
All right, I'll do my best to get us there.
[09:42] ---
Thank you. Sorry for the intrusion.
[09:44] ---
Sorry.
[09:45] ---
See?
[09:46] ---
Sarge shouldn't have done that,
[09:48] ---
but there are kids who are
looking forward to it.
[09:52] ---
All right, fine.
[09:53] ---
I'll put up with it until the rally's over.
[09:57] ---
That's my Lady Natsumi!
[09:59] ---
As your punishment, stupid frog,
[10:01] ---
you're cleaning the toilet
every day until the rally's done.
[10:03] ---
Gero!
[10:05] ---
Or, like, revenge justice?
[10:07] ---
Look!
[10:07] ---
All those UFOs!
[10:19] ---
The universe is immeasurably vast.
[10:21] ---
But perhaps the parent-child relationship
[10:23] ---
is the same wherever you go.
[10:35] ---
Everyone in front of the TV,
[10:37] ---
did your alarm clock
wake you up this morning?
[10:44] ---
I had a good night's sleep.
[10:46] ---
Gero?
[10:48] ---
Zeta?
[10:49] ---
Double Zeta?
[10:50] ---
What is this?
[10:51] ---
Tama...
[10:51] ---
Giro?
[10:53] ---
Where are we?
[10:54] ---
Why were we sleeping here?
[10:59] ---
Gero?
[10:59] ---
What's wrong, Natsumi?
SIGN School Swimsuit
[11:02] ---
H-Hey!
[11:03] ---
Why am I wearing a swimsuit?!
[11:06] ---
Oh! That's what you call
eye candy for the viewers!
[11:10] ---
Oh, I see!
[11:10] ---
Gero gero gero!
[11:13] ---
As if!
[11:15] ---
Gero...
[11:17] ---
Huh?
[11:19] ---
What is it, stupid frog?
[11:21] ---
Lady Natsumi,
I'd like you to scold me again.
[11:26] ---
What?! That's a creepy request!
[11:28] ---
Just do it already!
Punish me like you did a minute ago!
SIGN Clobber
[11:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[11:37] ---
It doesn't hurt.
[11:38] ---
That didn't hurt at all.
[11:43] ---
I'm not feeling any pain.
[11:46] ---
Could this be...
[11:49] ---
Yes. This story takes place
inside of a dream.
[11:56] ---
Keroro: You're in My Dream, Sir!
[12:01] ---
Inside a dream?
[12:03] ---
That's the only way to explain
this inexplicable situation.
[12:08] ---
It certainly is inexplicable.
[12:11] ---
I'm wearing a swimsuit because it's a dream?
[12:15] ---
That's probably someone's wish!
SIGN Gulp
[12:17] ---
Gulp.
[12:18] ---
If it's a dream, we'll wake up pretty soon.
[12:21] ---
No need to fret or panic.
[12:22] ---
We can just lounge around here, no problem!
[12:25] ---
That is my Mr. Sergeant!
[12:26] ---
Even in a dream, your way
of living is consistent.
[12:31] ---
I have a bad feeling about this...
SIGN Shonen Alpha
[12:34] ---
The latest issue of Shonen Alpha
and a chaise lounge!
[12:37] ---
This is a great dream!
[12:41] ---
Let's see what Captain Geroro
is up to this month...
SIGN What should I put into the miso soup today? Let's go with seaweed.
[12:45] ---
Gero?
[12:47] ---
Gero?!
[12:49] ---
Gero!
[12:50] ---
What is this?!
[12:51] ---
They're all the same page!
[12:53] ---
Gero!
[12:56] ---
Stupid frog?!
[12:56] ---
Gero!
[12:56] ---
The chair ate Mr. Sergeant!
[13:03] ---
Wh-What is this?
[13:05] ---
There's no guarantee that
this is a good dream.
[13:08] ---
It could even be a nightmare.
[13:19] ---
I thought we might die back there.
[13:21] ---
Shouldn't we be fine because it's a dream?
[13:24] ---
I want no part of scary stuff like that!
[13:27] ---
Like I thought, we don't
wanna stay here long.
[13:29] ---
I wanna wake up now
[13:31] ---
and finish the Gundam model
I was working on.
[13:34] ---
Gero?
[13:42] ---
A 1/3,000th scale MG Solar Ray!
[13:47] ---
Seriously?
[13:48] ---
When was this fanboy item released?
[13:52] ---
Hey, stupid frog!
[13:54] ---
Mr. Sergeant, this is a dream!
[13:56] ---
Would you knock it off?!
[13:57] ---
You don't know what's gonna
happen if you open that!
[13:59] ---
Wow!
[14:00] ---
It comes with a 1/3,000th
Colonel Asakura scale figure!
[14:04] ---
Who cares?!
[14:10] ---
Gero?!
[14:14] ---
Gero!
[14:28] ---
This is why we tried to stop you.
[14:30] ---
You're not allowed to mess with
anything else, stupid frog.
[14:34] ---
This is getting more and more nightmarish.
[14:37] ---
Does anyone have an idea
of how to escape from here?
[14:39] ---
I guess there wouldn't be
a dream exit somewhere?
[14:42] ---
As if there'd be something
random like that...
[14:45] ---
That's...
[14:47] ---
This must mean something.
[14:50] ---
All of these doors must be
exits from the dream!
[14:55] ---
I think so, too!
[14:57] ---
I'm reluctant,
[14:58] ---
but we have to open the doors
and look inside.
[15:01] ---
Let's each open a door!
[15:04] ---
I'll go with the green one!
[15:06] ---
I'll take the red one!
[15:08] ---
I'll open the black one!
[15:10] ---
Then yellow for me!
[15:12] ---
Then whi...
[15:13] ---
White has nothing to do with me!
[15:16] ---
One-two...
[15:21] ---
Huh?
[15:22] ---
My room...
[15:24] ---
Yay! I made it back!
[15:27] ---
I can relax when I'm in my own room.
[15:30] ---
It's time for 623 Radio!
[15:36] ---
It's time for 623 Radio!
[15:39] ---
We'll start off with a poem.
[15:41] ---
Old pond.
SIGN Ga Ga Ga Ga
[15:43] ---
A frog jumps in...
SIGN Ga Ga Ga Ga
[15:46] ---
The first missive comes from
Natchi-san, who lives in Inner-Tokyo.
SIGN Ga Ga Ga Ga
[15:51] ---
My postcard!
[15:52] ---
"Good evening, 623-san."
[15:54] ---
Good evening!
SIGN Honk Honk Honk Honk
SIGN Ga Ga Ga Ga
SIGN Scratch Scratch Scratch Scratch
SIGN Beep Beep Beep Beep
SIGN Honk Honk Honk Honk
SIGN Burble Burble Burble Burble
SIGN Thud Thud Thud Thud
SIGN Burble Burble Burble Burble
SIGN Beep Beep Beep Beep
SIGN Ga Ga Ga Ga
SIGN Ga Ga Ga Ga
SIGN Ru Ru Ru Ru
SIGN Ga Ga Ga Ga
SIGN Rattle Rattle Rattle Rattle
[16:00] ---
Shut up!
SIGN Crash Crash Crash Crash
[16:06] ---
Oh, no!
[16:07] ---
I took a catnap during a battle?
[16:11] ---
No matter how many there are,
[16:12] ---
I won't let them break this line of defense!
[16:20] ---
Wh-What is this?
SIGN Sea Cucumber
[16:22] ---
Sea cucumber.
[16:26] ---
Sea cucumbers...
[16:27] ---
Sea cucumbers!
[16:35] ---
Gero!
[16:45] ---
Gero!
[16:50] ---
Wait, Keroro!
[16:52] ---
Come back here!
[16:53] ---
Gero! Stay away from me!
[16:56] ---
A dream!
[16:57] ---
This is a dream!
[16:58] ---
It's a dream!
[17:01] ---
No!
[17:07] ---
So how was it?
SIGN Shiver Tremble Shiver Tremble
[17:08] ---
S-Scary...
[17:12] ---
Tamama?
[17:14] ---
Too bright...
[17:16] ---
That woman...
[17:18] ---
What the heck happened?
[17:18] ---
I swear, one day,
I'll start with her big toe...
[17:20] ---
I don't really want to imagine...
[17:25] ---
Gero? The phone?
[17:29] ---
Kero kero?
[17:30] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[17:32] ---
Hello! Uncle?
[17:35] ---
Lady Mois!
[17:36] ---
W-We have an emergency!
[17:38] ---
An abnormal value is on the monitor!
[17:40] ---
At this rate, something
irreparable will happen!
[17:43] ---
Or, like, urgent problem?
[17:45] ---
Um, Lady Mois...
[17:48] ---
I have no idea what you're talking about.
[17:50] ---
Have you forgotten?
[17:52] ---
All of you are doing a trial run of a device
that lets you share the same dream!
[17:57] ---
All of us?
[17:58] ---
A device?
[17:59] ---
That lets us share the same dream?
SIGN Ah
SIGN Sleep
[18:06] ---
Now I remember!
[18:07] ---
I did make that, didn't I?
[18:09] ---
That woman...
[18:09] ---
Then your machine is showing us this dream?
[18:14] ---
Why am I involved?
[18:17] ---
Mois-chan!
[18:18] ---
Would you tell me the value
displayed on the monitor?
[18:20] ---
Yellow-san!
[18:21] ---
Non-REM sleep rate is currently at 84%!
[18:24] ---
Ack! Seriously?
[18:26] ---
What's wrong?
[18:27] ---
What's non-REM sleep?
SIGN REM Sleep
SIGN Non-REM Sleep
[18:30] ---
Sleep alternates between
shallow REM sleep
[18:33] ---
and deep non-REM sleep.
[18:37] ---
Right now, our non-REM sleep rate is 84%.
[18:41] ---
If that reaches 100%...
[18:44] ---
If it reaches 100%...
[18:45] ---
...we'll never wake up.
[18:48] ---
We won't be able to return to reality!
[18:51] ---
What?!
[18:52] ---
You've gotta be kidding me!
[18:53] ---
What should we do, Kululu?!
[18:55] ---
All you have to do is wake up, madam!
[18:59] ---
However...
[19:00] ---
...it's deep non-REM sleep,
[19:02] ---
so that's not such an easy thing to do!
[19:04] ---
Lady Mois!
[19:06] ---
Please wake us up!
[19:07] ---
I've been trying to do that!
[19:10] ---
But you're all sleeping so deeply...
[19:13] ---
Or, like, sleeping nuisance!
[19:15] ---
Can't we do anything, Kululu?
[19:17] ---
Even in Keronian science,
[19:19] ---
the dream mechanism
isn't fully understood!
[19:23] ---
Even I have to throw in
the towel on this one.
[19:25] ---
I-It can't be...
[19:28] ---
What's wrong, stupid frog?
[19:30] ---
Oh, um...
[19:31] ---
Nervousness is making me suddenly
have to use the bathroom...
[19:35] ---
Now that you mention it, me too...
[19:38] ---
Me, too!
[19:40] ---
At a time like this?!
SIGN Temporary Toilets
[19:46] ---
Toilets have conveniently appeared!
[19:48] ---
Wait!
[19:49] ---
I'm positive nothing good
is going to come of that!
[19:52] ---
I don't care! I can't hold on anymore!
[19:55] ---
Jeez!
[19:56] ---
Don't come crying to me if you wet the bed!
[20:11] ---
Gero?!
[20:12] ---
Giro!
[20:13] ---
Tama!
[20:17] ---
This is why I warned you!
[20:19] ---
This sucks!
[20:21] ---
I-It's okay!
[20:23] ---
After all, this is a dream!
[20:24] ---
That's right! It has to be
the dream's ending!
[20:43] ---
Ow-ow-ow...
[20:45] ---
Thank goodness.
[20:47] ---
It was a dream!
[20:52] ---
I had a really scary dream last night!
[20:56] ---
What a coincidence! So did I!
[20:59] ---
Huh? Me, too!
[21:01] ---
Me, too.
SIGN Silence
[21:05] ---
D-Don't tell me...
[21:09] ---
Commander!
[21:10] ---
Gulp...
[21:11] ---
The machine you've been waiting
so long for is complete!
SIGN Sleep
[21:20] ---
Why don't we try it out?
SIGN Sleep
[21:26] ---
Are there such things as prophetic dreams?
[21:30] ---
I wonder what kind of dream the
sergeant and company will have next.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
We did it again, 30 minutes of gerogero!
SIGN 30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again
[23:11] ---
I'm impressed by how I can keep doing these.
SIGN Red
[23:13] ---
Short stories on parade!
[23:16] ---
There's more! It's not over yet!
[23:19] ---
The live-action version is also powered-up!
[23:20] ---
That aside,
[23:22] ---
this is what happens when
you win the lottery.
[23:24] ---
"30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again, Sir!"
SIGN Live-action
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
Trailer Ver. 1
[23:27] ---
We've got 13 super-deluxe stories!
[23:30] ---
How's that?
[23:30] ---
Ge-Gero!
E293 - 30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again, Sir!
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
December.
[01:32] ---
Everyone is busy this time of year—
even invading aliens run around frantically.
[01:39] ---
Ah, I'm so busy, so busy!
SIGN The Big Clean
[01:42] ---
The big clean.
[01:43] ---
The bath, the toilet.
[01:44] ---
Ah! I have to wipe the windows, too!
SIGN The End-Of-Year Big Sales
[01:47] ---
The end-of-year big sales.
[01:48] ---
Uhhh, New Year's soba, oranges, o-toso...
SIGN The New Year's Party
[01:52] ---
The New Year's party.
[01:53] ---
Bingo, the Hidden Talent Competition!
[01:54] ---
And hotpot-in-the-dark!
SIGN Preparations for New Year
[01:57] ---
Preparations for New Year!
[01:58] ---
New Year's cards are such pressure, sir!
SIGN Gundam Models
[02:00] ---
Gundam models!
[02:01] ---
Ahh, so busy, so busy!
[02:03] ---
Busy busy busy! Ahh, how can I do all this?!
[02:05] ---
Sergeant Keroro, busy with things that
have nothing to do with the invasion.
[02:09] ---
Today, we have a special version.
SIGN 30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again
[02:10] ---
30 Minutes of Gerogero Yet Again!
[02:12] ---
A super-deluxe 13-in-1!
SIGN Super-Deluxe 13-In-1!!
[02:16] ---
B-But we're so busy...
[02:18] ---
We're... doing it again?
SIGN Keroro: Aliens Are Invading, Sir!
[02:19] ---
Keroro: Aliens Are Invading, Sir!
[02:23] ---
There is a fairy tale passed down
on Pekopon that goes like this.
[02:27] ---
Lady Mois.
[02:28] ---
Yes, Uncle!
[02:30] ---
A little liar shepherd boy
tried to startle the villagers
SIGN Hee hee hee
SIGN Waaaaaagh!!
[02:36] ---
by lying and saying,
"There's a wolf! There's a wolf!"
[02:40] ---
But when a real wolf came,
[02:42] ---
none of the villagers would believe him,
[02:45] ---
and he got in real trouble.
[02:47] ---
Or, like, karmic justice?
[02:49] ---
I took a cue from this fairy tale,
[02:51] ---
and thought of a marvelous
invasion operation, sir!
[02:55] ---
That sounds pretty interesting.
[02:57] ---
What kind of operation is it?
[02:59] ---
Gero gerori.
[03:00] ---
We begin by doing as the shepherd boy
in the fairy tale, and shouting,
[03:04] ---
"Aliens are invading! Aliens are invading!"
[03:07] ---
over and over, sir.
[03:09] ---
Before long, no one will believe us,
[03:12] ---
and when the Pekoponians have become
complacent, we invade all at once!
[03:16] ---
Sounds good, huh, this perfect plan!
[03:18] ---
So, let's move right on
to carrying it out, sir!
[03:24] ---
Aliens are...
[03:27] ---
Aliens are...
[03:29] ---
Aliens are...
[03:30] ---
...invading!
[03:33] ---
You're the invader here!
SIGN Operation Failed!
[03:35] ---
Operation failed!
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
[03:37] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
Postcard Corner!
[03:40] ---
Currently airing to rave reviews
on Planet Keron,
[03:43] ---
the anime depicting our heroic exploits,
[03:45] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
[03:47] ---
Look at how many postcards have arrived
from the kids who watch the program!
[03:52] ---
There's a pretty big number of them.
[03:54] ---
Uncle, you and your friends are so
popular on Planet Keron, aren't you?
[03:58] ---
Or, like, idol worship?
[04:00] ---
That said...
[04:02] ---
Just as I thought,
most of these are for Giroro.
[04:05] ---
Ah... yes, this one is for Giroro, too.
[04:08] ---
Hello, everyone in the Keroro Platoon.
[04:10] ---
I have a question for Corporal Giroro.
[04:13] ---
Corporal Giroro, what do you
actually want from Natsumi-chan?
[04:17] ---
Do you want to marry her?
SIGN Keroro: Invading With Feng Shui, Sir!
[04:22] ---
Keroro: Invading With Feng Shui, Sir!
[04:26] ---
Gero gero gero.
[04:28] ---
Now!
[04:29] ---
Prepare yourself, ma'am, Hinata Natsumi!
[04:32] ---
Wh-What?
[04:34] ---
You're... not like your
normal stupid frog self...
[04:37] ---
Gero gerori.
[04:38] ---
I thought of an invasion plan making
use of space feng shui, ma'am!
[04:45] ---
S-Space feng shui...
[04:47] ---
Precisely.
[04:48] ---
The reason the Pekopon invasion
has never gone smoothly up until now...
[04:52] ---
...was all down to bad feng shui!
SIGN Feng Shui
[04:54] ---
But now...
SIGN Space
Feng Shui
Tiger Scroll
[04:56] ---
...following the directions of
this Space Feng Shui Tiger Scroll,
[04:58] ---
I have changed the flow of qi
through the Hinata house, ma'am!
[05:02] ---
Specifically...
[05:04] ---
...I buried something black in the garden.
SIGN Black
[05:09] ---
...placed something blue in the
corner of the Japanese room...
[05:11] ---
Something blue in the corner of
the Japanese room... so mean...
SIGN Blue
[05:15] ---
In the kitchen, a pot full of yellow food...
SIGN Yellow
[05:21] ---
And on the roof, a red thing
with a white thing on it!
SIGN Red
[05:26] ---
This, too, is for the sake of the invasion.
[05:28] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[05:30] ---
By correctly placing the colors red, blue, black,
and yellow following space feng shui,
[05:36] ---
the flow of qi is controlled
within the Hinata house,
[05:40] ---
in order to make me invincible!
[05:42] ---
No one can stand against me, ma'am!
[05:47] ---
I'm back!
[05:48] ---
Fuyuki!
[05:49] ---
Ah, we have curry tonight?
SIGN Yellow
[05:52] ---
Ah! It's a green curry!
SIGN Yellow
Green
[05:56] ---
Wh... what?
[05:58] ---
Kululu, why did you make
a green curry this time?!
SIGN Operation Failed!
[06:04] ---
Operation failed!
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
[06:06] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
Postcard Corner!
[06:09] ---
Ah! This postcard is also for Mr. Corporal!
[06:13] ---
Corporal Giroro, you are a grown adult.
[06:15] ---
Isn't it perverted for you to like
Natsumi-chan, who's in middle school?
[06:18] ---
Shut up!
[06:20] ---
Another pointed remark.
[06:23] ---
Or, like, hopeless desire?
[06:27] ---
We have one here for you,
too, Private Tamama.
[06:30] ---
Uhh.
[06:31] ---
Private Tamama, you are a man.
[06:33] ---
I think it's perverted for you to be
lovey-dovey with Sergeant Keroro!
[06:37] ---
Real Hard Gay!
[06:40] ---
Good moaning, Jonte!
SIGN Keroro: Invading With Censorship, Sir!
[06:46] ---
Keroro: Invading With Censorship, Sir!
[06:50] ---
I thought of a marvelous
invasion operation, sir!
[06:53] ---
There are plenty of scenes and words
you mustn't show on TV on Pekopon.
[06:58] ---
We will use this to paralyze the TV networks,
[07:01] ---
and shut down the Pekoponians'
information sources, sir!
[07:04] ---
What kinds of things can they not show?
[07:07] ---
Gero gero gero.
[07:09] ---
Well, for example,
[07:11] ---
Huh?
SIGN We can't show it... remember?
[07:12] ---
We can't show it... remember?
SIGN Keroro: Invading with the Hairdressers, Sir
[07:16] ---
Keroro: Invading with the Hairdressers, Sir!
[07:20] ---
This is kinda...
[07:22] ---
Gero?
[07:23] ---
What's wrong, Master Fuyuki, sir?
[07:25] ---
Well... I went to get a haircut,
[07:28] ---
but he cut too much off my bangs.
[07:30] ---
You can't tell at all, sir.
[07:33] ---
You look no different from normal, sir!
[07:37] ---
You think?
[07:40] ---
Gerori.
[07:41] ---
Gerogero.
[07:44] ---
Surprising for Master Fuyuki to be so bothered,
when he only has interest in the occult.
[07:48] ---
Never underestimate the hairdresser!
[07:50] ---
We can use this for invasion!
[07:53] ---
Pretty interesting-sounding operation.
[07:55] ---
So? What exactly are we doing?
[07:58] ---
Well, let's see, sir...
[07:59] ---
We could run a hairdressing salon ourselves,
[08:02] ---
and mess up the Pekoponians' bangs,
[08:05] ---
or transmit some waves that make them
think their bangs have gone all wrong.
[08:10] ---
Or, no, we could use Nanora
with hair-cutting scissors...
[08:14] ---
Well, anyway!
[08:15] ---
We'll just make the Pekoponians
conscious of their bangs,
[08:17] ---
and while they're depressed,
we take the chance to invade, sir!
[08:20] ---
There aren't any hairdressers
on Planet Keron, though.
[08:23] ---
We'll need to research the ones
on Pekopon first.
[08:27] ---
Leave that to me, sir!
[08:29] ---
I will go into a hairdresser's myself,
[08:31] ---
and investigate what
they're like inside, sir!
[08:34] ---
But Uncle, how are you going
to go to a hairdresser's?
[08:37] ---
Exactly.
[08:38] ---
In the first place,
we Keronians don't have hair.
[08:42] ---
Worry not, my friends!
[08:43] ---
Private Tamama, if you please!
[08:44] ---
Cert certainly certain!
[08:46] ---
Tamama Impact!
[08:49] ---
Super Illusion!
SIGN Hair & Make Up Katura
[08:54] ---
How would you like your hair today?
[08:56] ---
Umm,
[08:56] ---
well, to begin with,
I don't want an afro anymore.
[08:59] ---
In that case, want to go for an all-out
image change? Shall I cut it short?
[09:03] ---
Ah, the ends are split quite badly...
[09:04] ---
Ah, are they?
[09:06] ---
U-Um... wait... huh?
[09:08] ---
H-Hold on, hold up hold up hold up!
[09:10] ---
Gerogero.
[09:13] ---
Huh?
[09:14] ---
What's wrong, Sarge?
[09:16] ---
Along with my afro...
[09:18] ---
...he cut off a bit of my hat.
[09:21] ---
Huh, he did?
[09:23] ---
I can't tell at all.
[09:24] ---
You think, sir?
[09:27] ---
No, no! It's definitely short, sir!
[09:30] ---
How was the hairdresser, Mr. Sergeant?
[09:32] ---
Did you find anything good for an operation?
[09:34] ---
Or, like, begin conquest?
[09:36] ---
I've got bigger things on my plate now!
[09:40] ---
Too short really is...
[09:42] ---
...depressing, sir.
SIGN Operation...
[09:44] ---
Operation...
SIGN Operation... Failed...
[09:45] ---
...failed...
SIGN Koyuki: The Kunoichi Detective Arrives, Sir!
[09:53] ---
Koyuki: The Kunoichi Detective Arrives, Sir!
[09:57] ---
Listen to this, Jiro-san!
[09:59] ---
A little while ago, my daughter,
you know, she's become a sticker!
[10:03] ---
Ohh, a sticker?
[10:05] ---
That is something. I guess you're stickin'
them here there and everywhere, huh?
[10:09] ---
Oh, no, no!
[10:10] ---
It's nothin' nice like that, y'know?
[10:11] ---
She's been followin' her senpai
she looks up to,
[10:14] ---
found out where his house is,
[10:15] ---
invited herself in,
[10:17] ---
and handed him a love letter, apparently!
[10:20] ---
You fool!
[10:21] ---
That's not a sticker, that's a stalker!
[10:24] ---
It is?
[10:25] ---
Isn't that funny, Natsumi-san?
[10:27] ---
Y-Yeah...
[10:29] ---
Sure it is, Koyuki-chan...
[10:32] ---
The house of the senpai
you look up to, huh...
[10:35] ---
Come to think of it,
[10:36] ---
where does Saburo-senpai live?
[10:39] ---
You wanna know Saburo's address?
[10:42] ---
Kululu?!
[10:43] ---
I can tell you if you want.
[10:45] ---
However...
[10:47] ---
...it would be in exchange for the filming of
Hinata Natsumi's Private Extracurricular Lesson.
SIGN Hinata Natsumi's Private Extracurricular Lesson
[10:53] ---
No way am I making that exchange.
[10:55] ---
Natsumi-san! Leave it to me!
[10:59] ---
I am a ninja,
[11:01] ---
so finding out where he lives will be a walk
in a park to take a piece of cake from a baby!
[11:05] ---
W-Wait!
[11:07] ---
Koyuki-chan...?
SIGN Shinobi
[11:19] ---
Gerogero.
[11:20] ---
Natsumi-san, I found out his address!
[11:23] ---
Really?
[11:24] ---
It was surprisingly easy.
[11:25] ---
It was a little far, but...
[11:27] ---
...I even took some photographs!
[11:29] ---
Huh?! Osaka?!
[11:31] ---
Yes! Right near Dotonbori in Osaka's Minami!
[11:34] ---
He travels all that way?!
[11:37] ---
This is the house.
[11:39] ---
H-He lives in a big house like that?!
[11:41] ---
Yes!
[11:42] ---
I even got his autograph while I was at it!
SIGN Comedy
SIGN Saburo
[11:46] ---
Who... is that?
[11:48] ---
What do you mean who?
SIGN Saburo
[11:49] ---
It's Saburo-san, silly!
[11:51] ---
You know, the comedians! Saburo and Jiro!
[11:53] ---
Koyuki-chan...
SIGN Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Postcard Corner
[11:59] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle:
Postcard Corner!
[12:02] ---
Next is a postcard from a mother and father.
[12:06] ---
Or like, happy household?
[12:08] ---
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle is popular with
everyone from kids to adults, isn't it, sir?
[12:14] ---
Hm? What's this?
[12:16] ---
I always watch it with my kids.
[12:18] ---
By the way, nostalgic references
often feature in the program,
[12:22] ---
but sometimes they are so dated that
even we as parents don't recognize them.
[12:30] ---
Isn't that... not our fault?
SIGN Keroro: The Dream Invasion Operation, Sir
[12:34] ---
Keroro: The Dream Invasion Operation, Sir!
[12:40] ---
I can't make any more, shir...
[12:42] ---
So this is why he didn't turn up
on time for the invasion meeting.
[12:45] ---
He's napping.
[12:46] ---
And mumbling in his sleep.
[12:49] ---
I wonder what kind of dreams he's having.
[12:51] ---
Or, like, lavish banquet?
[12:55] ---
I thought of a marvelous invasion operation
while making a Gundam model, sir!
[13:02] ---
Looks like he came up with some kind of
invasion operation in his dream.
[13:06] ---
It's marvelous, sir!
[13:08] ---
Have any of my past strategies
been as perfect as this?
[13:12] ---
Nay! They have not!
[13:13] ---
Wh-What kind of invasion operation is it?!
[13:16] ---
I have to gather the members
of the platoon immediately,
[13:19] ---
and announce this marvelous
invasion operation to them!
[13:26] ---
Hey!
[13:27] ---
What kind of marvelous
invasion operation is it?!
[13:30] ---
It is bugging me.
[13:32] ---
Well, then...
[13:33] ---
Wanna go take a look with this?
[13:35] ---
That's...
[13:36] ---
the "Goodbye is not a word
to signify a parting" Gun!
[13:40] ---
It's a gun that lets you go inside
other's dreams as they're dreaming them!
SIGN Enter!
Inside Sarge's Dream
[13:51] ---
Men! Listen, and try not to
let your knees go weak, sir!
[13:54] ---
Ah! Mr. Sergeant is just beginning to
explain the invasion operation in the dream!
[14:00] ---
The unprecedented perfect invasion
operation that I have thought of is...
SIGN With Garlic Chives
[14:08] ---
With garlic chives?!
SIGN With Garlic Chives
SIGN Give 'Em the Kung Pow!
[14:11] ---
...give 'em... the kung pow?
SIGN With Garlic Chives,
Give 'Em the Kung Pow!
[14:17] ---
With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
[14:20] ---
With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
[14:20] ---
It's great! I know!
[14:22] ---
I should... never have come here...
[14:22] ---
With garlic chives, give 'em the kung pow!
SIGN Paul & Aki: The Secret Party, Sir
[14:25] ---
Paul & Aki: The Secret Party, Sir!
[14:31] ---
Oh, Paul-san!
[14:33] ---
Oh, if it isn't Master Fuyuki's mother!
[14:35] ---
Are you alone today?
[14:37] ---
Yes, it is my first day off in a while.
[14:40] ---
I am on my way to a party
with others of the butler profession.
[14:42] ---
The butler profession?
[14:44] ---
Not the butlers of the
Nishizawa family, then?
[14:46] ---
Yes. I happen to be the president of
the Japan Butler Association, you see.
[14:50] ---
Wow. I don't see very many butlers,
so that sounds interesting.
[14:57] ---
Could it be that...
[14:59] ---
Is something the matter?
[15:00] ---
Umm, would it be at all possible
for me to attend that party?
[15:05] ---
I would like the chance
to meet lots of butlers,
[15:07] ---
and there's something I've always
wanted to know about them.
[15:10] ---
By all means.
[15:12] ---
There will be an abundance
of men at the party,
[15:14] ---
so I am sure everyone would be
pleased to have a woman around.
[15:16] ---
Gerogero.
[15:22] ---
Sebastian.
[15:23] ---
Sebastian.
[15:24] ---
Sebastian.
[15:25] ---
Sebastian.
[15:27] ---
Sebastian.
[15:28] ---
Sebastian.
[15:28] ---
I knew it! They're all called Sebastian!
[15:29] ---
Sebastian.
[15:30] ---
Sebas—
[15:32] ---
Fuyuki & Momoka: Under One Roof, Sir!
SIGN Fuyuki & Momoka: Under One Roof, Sir!
[15:37] ---
You see it a lot in manga and anime...
[15:40] ---
Heart-pounding romantic comedies where
they suddenly start living under one roof.
[15:45] ---
If I were to live at Fuyuki-kun's
house, for instance...
[15:50] ---
We'd eat together,
[15:52] ---
and watch TV together,
[15:53] ---
and I'd use the bath that
Fuyuki-kun is always using,
[15:56] ---
and afterwards we'd
pass each other on the stairs.
[16:01] ---
And we'd leave the house
together in the mornings,
[16:03] ---
and on nights when I can't sleep,
[16:04] ---
I'd come into Fuyuki-kun's room,
[16:06] ---
and we'd talk and talk until I got sleepy.
[16:10] ---
Milady, as much as I desire to serve you...
[16:12] ---
Paul?
[16:13] ---
...it would be impermissible...
[16:15] ---
...to send our precious lady
outside of the Nishizawa house on her own.
[16:20] ---
I see...
[16:21] ---
Well, then...
[16:22] ---
If Fuyuki-kun were to stay
at the Nishizawa mansion...
[16:27] ---
Oy!! Tama-pest!!
[16:29] ---
Gerogero.
[16:30] ---
Sorry, Nishizawa-san...
[16:32] ---
Sarge's platoon carried
out some weird plan again,
[16:36] ---
and made a huge mess of our house.
[16:38] ---
Oh, no, it's not a problem at all!
[16:40] ---
That must have been awful!
[16:44] ---
Nice one, Tama-pet!
[16:46] ---
Now Fuyuki-kun and I
are under the same roof!
[16:49] ---
However.
[16:51] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[16:52] ---
Where are you? Fuyuki-kun!
[16:56] ---
It appears he became lost
on his way to the bath.
[17:00] ---
Oh, no!
[17:03] ---
Master Fuyuki safely secured.
West annex, third floor.
[17:06] ---
So he wandered all the way
into the west annex?
[17:10] ---
It is already late.
[17:11] ---
Have him retire for the night on the
fourth floor of the west annex, room 4365.
[17:17] ---
Cripes.
[17:19] ---
The Nishizawa house is so vast,
[17:21] ---
it doesn't really feel like they are
under the same roof at all.
SIGN Keroro: Yearbook of Memories, Sir
[17:25] ---
Keroro: Yearbook of Memories, Sir!
[17:29] ---
Ta-da!
[17:30] ---
I was just tidying my room,
[17:32] ---
and my yearbook came out, sir!
[17:35] ---
Wow! Show me, show me!
[17:37] ---
Did Giroro and Dororo write something, too?
[17:39] ---
Ah! This has Mr. Sergeant's dreams
for the future written here!
[17:43] ---
"I want to become a invader who
can sing and dance," it says!
[17:48] ---
Sarge...
[17:50] ---
Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
[17:52] ---
As for me, I wrote that I wished
to become a fully-fledged assassin.
[17:55] ---
What about you, Giroro?
[17:56] ---
Huh?! N-Never mind me.
[17:58] ---
Why? Show me!
[18:00] ---
Or did you write something
really embarrassing?
[18:03] ---
Uhh, lessee here...
[18:05] ---
Hey!
[18:06] ---
"I want to become a strong and
cool soldier, like my brother."
[18:12] ---
Giroro, you really love
your brother, don't you?
[18:15] ---
But this means everyone's dreams
came true, then, doesn't it?
[18:19] ---
That's so nice.
[18:21] ---
But look here!
[18:22] ---
Oh! That's Pururu-chan's dream!
[18:24] ---
"I want to become a wonderful bride."
[18:31] ---
Or, like, tricky request?
[18:33] ---
Ahh... well, forget about that one.
[18:35] ---
Did you write your dreams for the future
in a yearbook, too, Lady Natsumi?
[18:41] ---
I have hers right here.
SIGN Yearbook
[18:44] ---
Kululu! When did you get that?!
[18:47] ---
But this is kind of nostalgic...
[18:49] ---
Even though it was only two years ago,
I feel like it's been at least another five more!
SIGN My Dreams
[18:54] ---
"I want to be a beautiful bride.
Hinata Natsumi."
[18:58] ---
Oh! It's the same as Pururu-chan, ma'am?
[19:01] ---
Nothing wrong with that!
All girls are like that, okay?
[19:04] ---
And what about you, Master Fuyuki?
[19:07] ---
A-Ah... never mind me...
[19:10] ---
If I remember right, Fuyuki wrote...
[19:12] ---
...something about aliens, right?
[19:14] ---
Ahh! Sis, please!
[19:17] ---
I wasn't serious, anyway...
[19:19] ---
Okay, I'll just be...
[19:22] ---
Master Fuyuki?
[19:23] ---
I have homework!
[19:26] ---
Could it be that Fuyuki-dono wrote that
he wished to become friends with aliens?
[19:31] ---
Fukki must be embarrassed.
[19:34] ---
In which case, that would mean
Fuyuki's dream has come true, as well.
[19:38] ---
So that's it, sir.
[19:40] ---
Good for you, Master Fuyuki, sir!
[19:43] ---
Ahhh... that was close...
[19:46] ---
I wasn't serious when I wrote it, but...
SIGN Yearbook
[19:48] ---
I really can't show this to Sarge.
SIGN My Dream I want to capture an alien and try dissecting it!!! Hinata Fuyuki Adamski-type
[19:51] ---
I want to capture an alien...
[19:53] ---
...and try dissecting it.
[19:55] ---
Announced! Live-Action Keroro Gunsou, Sir!
SIGN Announced!! Live-Action Keroro Gunsou, Sir!
[20:00] ---
Well!
[20:01] ---
We are more popular than I thought, sir!
[20:05] ---
And so...
[20:06] ---
Gero?
[20:07] ---
I've got a big announcement to make.
[20:11] ---
What is that?
[20:12] ---
Believe it or not, on the nearby Planet
Wood Holly, Keroro Platoon War Chronicle is—
[20:17] ---
Planet Wood Holly?!
[20:18] ---
Then... in other words...
[20:20] ---
...we've got a live-action movie coming.
[20:23] ---
What?!
[20:25] ---
I obtained this via some secret channels.
[20:27] ---
It's the trailer for the live-action movie
version of Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
SIGN Live-Action Movie Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Trailer ver. 1
[20:32] ---
It'd better not just be footage
of a real frog again.
[20:37] ---
Are ya kidding, man?!
[20:39] ---
It's the great Wood Holly
we're talkin' about here!
[20:42] ---
Wanna see?
[20:44] ---
Yeah yeah yeah!
SIGN Live-Action Keroro Platoon War Chronicle Trailer
SIGN Hinata
[21:08] ---
<Look!>
[21:09] ---
<There is an ALIEN from outer SPACE!>
[21:12] ---
<What?! Are you sure?!>
[21:18] ---
Oh! Oh!
[21:30] ---
I think... this should be stopped.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
The Momoka bodyguard squad is comprised of elites.
[23:11] ---
Is their loyalty due to
Lady Momoka's charisma?
SIGN The Inadvertently beep Party Game
[23:14] ---
Or due to their high pay?
[23:16] ---
The way they work all year long with
no rest is like an anime studio!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
It's... Christmas already...
[23:22] ---
"Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Natsumi: Grand Operation
Christmas Party, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E294 - Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir! / Natsumi: Grand Operation Christmas Party, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
It will soon be Christmas.
[01:33] ---
What kinds of presents will you all ask for?
[01:37] ---
Ch-Ch-Ch-Christmas party?!
[01:40] ---
Yeah.
[01:41] ---
Sarge and the others
will be there, too,
[01:43] ---
but if it's okay with you,
you should come!
[01:45] ---
Yes yes yes!
[01:46] ---
Yes, I will definitely come!
[01:47] ---
Okay.
[01:48] ---
See you next week, then!
[01:50] ---
Y...
[01:52] ---
Yes...
[01:55] ---
Well done, milady!
[01:57] ---
You have obtained an invitation from
Master Fuyuki, exactly as planned.
[02:01] ---
Yesh...
[02:02] ---
It went well...
[02:04] ---
Thank you very mush...
[02:07] ---
She is basking in the warm glow of joy.
[02:09] ---
This is what makes all the effort put forth
by the Momoka bodyguards worth it.
[02:15] ---
It is somewhat early,
[02:16] ---
but this is your Christmas present from us.
SIGN Ring Ring Ring
SIGN Yoshiokadaira
[02:22] ---
An e-mail from Yoshiokadaira?
[02:24] ---
What could this be?
[02:27] ---
What?!
[02:31] ---
Yoshiokadaira: Bodyguard Elegy, Sir!
[02:37] ---
What is going on?
[02:38] ---
Yoshiokadaira suddenly sent me an e-mail
saying he's quitting the Momoka bodyguards!
[02:43] ---
Do we have confirmation of this?
[02:45] ---
No. It is a bombshell to us, too,
a bolt from the blue.
[02:49] ---
He appears to have canceled his phone.
I cannot get hold of him, either.
SIGN Yoshiokadaira
[02:53] ---
Momoka-sama,
[02:54] ---
as you have heard, Yoshiokadaira is suddenly
saying he is leaving your bodyguards.
[02:59] ---
I am sorry to ask you at such a time,
but... your instructions, please?
[03:02] ---
I shee... I'll leave it to you...
[03:05] ---
She is still basking in the glow
of Master Fuyuki.
[03:08] ---
It seems she has no time to
think of Yoshiokadaira.
[03:10] ---
Very well. I will do something about it.
[03:12] ---
Find out where Yoshiokadaira is!
SIGN Tangerines
[03:29] ---
This is...
[03:32] ---
Okay, Mom, I'm off!
[03:35] ---
Wait!
[03:45] ---
This charm...
[03:46] ---
Keep it on your person at all times.
[03:49] ---
And do your very best for milady Momoka!
[03:51] ---
Now off you go.
[03:57] ---
When did that snap off?
[04:00] ---
Coming!
[04:03] ---
Who is—what?!
[04:06] ---
Paul...sama...
[04:07] ---
What's... with your head...
SIGN Classical Music Café Arte
[04:10] ---
What is the meaning of this?
[04:14] ---
It is our duty to protect milady Momoka,
even at the cost of our lives.
[04:18] ---
I scarcely expected you to throw all
of that out with a single e-mail.
SIGN Inbox FROM: Yoshiokadaira SUBJECT: End of long work. Gotten too much X.X Can't keep this up /_\ Going back to my home. m( _ _ )m
[04:23] ---
I...
[04:24] ---
...as a member of the Momoka bodyguard,
[04:26] ---
I have driven myself to go through hell
and high water to protect Momoka-sama.
[04:32] ---
However, this time,
SIGN Grand Operation Christmas
[04:34] ---
to set things up so Master Fuyuki would
personally invite her to the Christmas party,
[04:39] ---
it was my mission to guard
Master Fuyuki for several months.
SIGN Books Setsuna
SIGN Dilapidated Real Estate
SIGN Dilapidated Real Estate
[05:12] ---
I protected him from injury,
[05:14] ---
and at times, even made sure
he did not catch influenza.
[05:28] ---
Indeed... I would not like to be
covered in an old man's spittle.
[05:36] ---
Before I knew it, I had a
temperature of 39 degrees,
[05:39] ---
and was beleaguered by
athlete's foot and hiccups.
[05:43] ---
The fever aside, the athlete's foot and
the hiccups are your problem, aren't they?
[05:47] ---
If it were for Momoka-sama's sake,
that would be another thing,
[05:49] ---
but I am not prepared to lose
my life for a different reason.
[05:53] ---
So I came to the conclusion that I cannot
work as a member of the Momoka bodyguard.
[06:00] ---
Raise your head, Yoshiokadaira.
[06:04] ---
It is not as though I do not
understand your feelings.
[06:06] ---
However, even protecting Master Fuyuki
is for Momoka-sama's sake.
[06:10] ---
Does thinking that way not help you
to endure this harsh mission?
[06:13] ---
Reconsider it, Yoshiokadaira.
[06:17] ---
I see...
[06:18] ---
Yes.
[06:19] ---
It seems he still has some reservations.
[06:22] ---
But I believe there is room for empathy.
[06:26] ---
This may be a little harsh,
[06:29] ---
but if he has reservations,
I think that we should respect that.
[06:34] ---
Indeed...
[06:35] ---
It is true that hesitation is taboo for
the elite members of the Momoka bodyguard.
[06:39] ---
However...
[06:40] ---
We cannot employ those
with wavering dedication.
[06:43] ---
Speed the parting guest.
[06:45] ---
That's our iron rule.
[06:47] ---
Yes...
[06:49] ---
Well, for a change of mood,
let's go buy some Christmas presents!
[06:53] ---
...Yes.
SIGN Christmas Sale Now Ongoing This Winter's Essential Items
[06:59] ---
I haven't been home in a while.
[07:01] ---
I should buy something for
my mother before I come back.
[07:12] ---
M-Momoka-sama!
[07:15] ---
You brat! How dare you just up
and say you're gonna quit?!
[07:22] ---
I am terribly sorry for the selfishness
I have displayed recently!
[07:29] ---
Paul!
[07:30] ---
There's something I think
Fuyuki-kun would like over there!
[07:37] ---
Please, wait!
[07:40] ---
Oh, right...
[07:41] ---
I'm nothing more than a regular person
without the bodyguard uniform.
[07:45] ---
There's no way I could
get her to notice me...
[07:47] ---
And the day of Christmas...
[07:50] ---
Merry Christmas!
[07:53] ---
Okay, once we've eaten our cake,
[07:55] ---
let's hand each other the presents.
[07:58] ---
You'll all be surprised
by my present this year, sir!
[08:02] ---
I can't wait to see the pleased face
of the person who gets it, sir!
[08:06] ---
It's probably a Gundam model.
[08:08] ---
Gero?
[08:08] ---
How did you...
[08:10] ---
Or, like, almost always?
[08:15] ---
U-Um, Fuyuki-kun...
[08:17] ---
Thank you so much for inviting me today.
[08:20] ---
No, thank you for coming!
[08:23] ---
Fuyuki-kun's present...
[08:25] ---
I'm definitely gonna get it!
[08:29] ---
Team A, Team B,
currently stationed at the shrine.
[08:31] ---
Simultaneously with the commencement
of present exchange,
[08:33] ---
wish that "Master Fuyuki's present
finds its way to Momoka-sama,
[08:36] ---
and Momoka-sama's present finds
its way to Master Fuyuki,"
[08:39] ---
with all your body and soul!
[08:42] ---
Roger!
[08:44] ---
Momoka-sama...
[08:46] ---
We will be praying for your certain victory!
[08:50] ---
What's wrong?
[08:50] ---
Paul-sama!
[08:51] ---
Contact from Yoshiokadaira!
[08:53] ---
What?
[08:56] ---
I've thought about it a lot.
[08:58] ---
I'm going home on tonight's bus.
[08:59] ---
Thank you so much for all these years.
[09:02] ---
Wait.
[09:03] ---
Hey! Yoshiokadaira!
[09:04] ---
Fuyuki-kun's...
[09:05] ---
Fuyuki-kun's...!
[09:07] ---
Hey! Yoshiokadaira!
[09:08] ---
Yoshiokadaira!
[09:09] ---
Don't be so hasty!
[09:10] ---
Hey! Can you hear me?!
[09:12] ---
Yoshiokadaira!
[09:13] ---
Yoshiokadaira!
[09:15] ---
Shut it, Paul!
[09:17] ---
We've just gotten to the important part!
[09:18] ---
Quit frickin' trashing the mood!
[09:20] ---
Momoka-sama...
[09:21] ---
You see...
[09:25] ---
Yoshiokadaira's going home, yeah?!
[09:27] ---
I thought we were done with that!
[09:29] ---
However, the current operation...
[09:32] ---
...was in large part made possible by
Yoshiokadaira's efforts, after all, and...
[09:36] ---
What's your point?
[09:37] ---
I do understand that now is the most
important part of the Christmas party,
[09:41] ---
but with your persuasion, Momoka-sama...
[09:43] ---
What?! You just don't get it, do you?!
[09:46] ---
M-My apologies...
[10:01] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[10:03] ---
Ah, no, it's nothing!
[10:04] ---
Just a little matter with
one of our people...
[10:06] ---
One of the people at your house?
[10:08] ---
Oh, yeah! I forgot about this.
SIGN Charm
SIGN Do your best for milady Momoka!
[10:22] ---
Yoshiokadaira-san helped me
a little while ago,
SIGN Charm
[10:38] ---
but he dropped that charm and left it behind.
[10:42] ---
I was going to hand it to him
the next time I saw him.
[10:44] ---
Tell him thanks from me, okay?
SIGN Charm
[10:50] ---
Okay!
[10:52] ---
Let's get started exchanging these presents!
[10:55] ---
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
[10:57] ---
I... have something to do!
[11:11] ---
Yoshiokadaira!
[11:13] ---
What the heck do you think you're doing?!
[11:15] ---
Momoka-sama... my sincerest apologies...
[11:18] ---
Why am I with you?
[11:20] ---
M...
[11:21] ---
Momoka... sama...
[11:26] ---
You jerk!
[11:27] ---
I am terribly sorry!
[11:29] ---
You were in the middle of your
all-important Christmas party...
[11:31] ---
Not that!
[11:32] ---
Huh?
[11:33] ---
The Momoka bodyguard is an elite group that
carries out its missions in total secrecy!
[11:38] ---
You can't frickin' let Fuyuki-kun find out!
SIGN Charm
[11:42] ---
That's... my...
[11:47] ---
As punishment,
[11:48] ---
please escort me back to my house.
[11:53] ---
Momoka-sama...
[11:56] ---
Sorry... what time is it right now?
[11:58] ---
Just a little before nine.
[12:00] ---
Momoka-sama... Let's go back
to Master Fuyuki's house.
[12:03] ---
You can still make it in time.
[12:07] ---
Come on! Quickly!
[12:09] ---
Right!
[12:19] ---
Yoshiokadaira safely returned
to the Momoka bodyguard.
[12:22] ---
I'm sure wonderful Christmas
presents await them.
[12:25] ---
Right?
[12:27] ---
I'm sorry!
[12:28] ---
I went the wrong way!
[12:30] ---
You frickin' idiot!
[12:40] ---
Merry Christmas!
[12:42] ---
The Christmas party at the Hinata house,
which Fuyuki-kun invited Momoka-chan to.
[12:47] ---
There's another drama here
behind the scenes.
[12:52] ---
Natsumi: Grand Operation
Christmas Party, Sir!
[12:59] ---
Five days earlier.
SIGN December 19th
[13:00] ---
The night before the end-of-school ceremony.
[13:11] ---
N-N-Natsumi.
[13:12] ---
That Keroro prepared this childish game
for the Christmas party.
SIGN The Inadvertently beep Party Game
[13:19] ---
I'm firmly against it, but...
[13:22] ---
You liar. You're secretly
looking forward to it.
[13:24] ---
But I thought if you wanted to do it,
I'd just have to go along with it, so...
[13:28] ---
What do you think?
[13:39] ---
Why is Natsumi here?
[13:42] ---
Okay.
[13:43] ---
Act natural.
[13:44] ---
Casual, and follow the script.
[13:48] ---
Ah, Kululu!
[13:49] ---
We're all having a party on Christmas Day.
[13:52] ---
You're coming, right?
[13:53] ---
And then he'll definitely say...
[13:56] ---
I can come if you want me to that much.
[13:59] ---
What should I do?
[14:01] ---
I'm sure of it! And then I'll say...
[14:03] ---
Ahh, I get it!
[14:04] ---
You're embarrassed!
[14:06] ---
I can invite Saburo-senpai, too, if you want?
[14:08] ---
You'll have more fun that way, right?!
[14:10] ---
Okay, it's decided!
[14:11] ---
Call Saburo-senpai over for me, okay?
[14:13] ---
See you!
[14:15] ---
I'll steer the conversation the way I want
until it gets him to call Saburo-senpai over!
[14:20] ---
I see... so that's the plan...
[14:24] ---
I'll come.
[14:27] ---
What... did you just?
[14:29] ---
I'll come. Gladlyyep!
[14:32] ---
Why only now is it "gladlyyep"?
[14:39] ---
You jerkface! What did you do to Natsumi?!
[14:41] ---
Nothing.
[14:42] ---
I was invited to their
Christmas party, that's all.
[14:45] ---
Then why is she so depressed?!
[14:48] ---
Hey, I thought of something!
[14:49] ---
Bet she wanted to ask me
to invite Saburo or something,
[14:52] ---
and now she's down 'cause she couldn't
find the right time to say it...
[14:56] ---
He knew all along.
[14:58] ---
So that's what it was...
[15:00] ---
Huh?
[15:01] ---
Whaaaaaaat?!
SIGN And the next day
[15:04] ---
And the next day.
[15:06] ---
Winter break starts tomorrow...
[15:08] ---
I have to invite Saburo-senpai
at some point today!
[15:13] ---
This is a patrol!
[15:15] ---
I am absolutely not curious about Natsumi.
[15:17] ---
You are more than curious.
[15:21] ---
First I have to come up with a natural
plan for inviting Saburo-senpai.
[15:26] ---
Did I hear my name?
[15:30] ---
Saburo-senpai!
[15:32] ---
Good morning!
[15:33] ---
It's nothing!
[15:42] ---
That was so sudden, I went and ran off...
[15:45] ---
I'm so stupid...
[15:50] ---
Second chance of the day arrives!
[15:52] ---
I know!
[15:53] ---
I'll drop my homework, and...
[15:57] ---
...then, naturally...
[15:59] ---
I'll pick that up for you.
[16:02] ---
Your homework for over winter break?
[16:03] ---
Yes!
[16:04] ---
What are you doing over
winter break, Saburo-senpai?
[16:08] ---
I'm always just doing whatever.
[16:09] ---
What about you, Natsumi-chan?
[16:10] ---
Me? I'm having a Christmas party at home.
[16:13] ---
Oh, I know! If you'd like...
[16:15] ---
Right!
[16:24] ---
Natsumi-san!
[16:26] ---
Oh, no!
[16:31] ---
There you are, Natsumi-san!
[16:34] ---
Thanks...
[16:35] ---
You're so happy you're crying! I'm so moved!
[16:45] ---
Here he is!
SIGN Let's Reduce
Our Waste
[16:47] ---
Okay! This time!
[16:49] ---
Saburo-senpai comes down the stairs.
SIGN Letz Redoos
Ar Waist
[16:53] ---
And then I'll lose my balance, and...
[16:58] ---
I'm so sorry!
[16:59] ---
I'll wash those shoes for you!
[17:02] ---
We're holding a Christmas party
at my house,
[17:04] ---
so come over, and I'll
give them back to you then!
[17:06] ---
No, that's not natural...
SIGN Let's Reduce
Our Waste
[17:10] ---
This time, I'll definitely get
Saburo-senpai to...
[17:13] ---
Natsumi!
[17:14] ---
Have you finished?
SIGN Let's Reduce
Our Waste
SIGN Let's Reduce
Our Waste
[17:19] ---
I'm so sorry!
[17:20] ---
What happened?
[17:22] ---
Ah, nothing!
[17:24] ---
I'm sorry!
[17:24] ---
I'm so sorry!
[17:26] ---
I'm really, really sorry!
SIGN Kissho Academy
[17:34] ---
Saburo-senpai...
[17:36] ---
This is my last chance.
[17:38] ---
S-Saburo-senpai!
[17:41] ---
Ah, Natsumi-chan!
[17:42] ---
U-Um...
[17:44] ---
...er...
[17:45] ---
Ahhhh, stop thinking irrelevant thoughts!
[17:48] ---
You're here now, just... go for broke!
[17:51] ---
We're holding a party at
my house on Christmas Day!
[17:53] ---
Would you like to come?!
[17:56] ---
I said it!
[17:58] ---
Thanks.
[17:59] ---
But I have things to do that day.
[18:03] ---
Sorry.
[18:06] ---
Okay.
[18:15] ---
Giroro!
[18:18] ---
Natsumi...
[18:20] ---
You're making baked potatoes? Yes, please!
[18:23] ---
Sure.
[18:26] ---
Owowow! What is this?!
[18:28] ---
Isn't it too baked?!
[18:31] ---
Here we go, time to get ready for the party!
[18:36] ---
Let's make this year's tree
even more gorgeous than normal!
[18:39] ---
Yeah.
[18:40] ---
Look, look!
[18:41] ---
It came out really well!
[18:43] ---
I have to do my very best
with decorating it, too!
[18:46] ---
I'll make a cake so delicious,
it'll surprise everyone!
[18:52] ---
And... the day of the Christmas party.
[18:59] ---
Hey. What's up?
[19:02] ---
Take this and say nothing.
SIGN Letter of Challenge
[19:05] ---
A letter of challenge?
[19:07] ---
Tonight.
[19:08] ---
The place is written there.
[19:10] ---
Hmm, but I've got stuff to do tonight.
[19:13] ---
It is a battle between men.
[19:14] ---
Don't run.
[19:21] ---
Well!
[19:22] ---
As more and more people turn up,
[19:24] ---
the more lively and fun it's gotten, siryep!
[19:27] ---
Ah! I wonder if that's Nishizawa-san?
[19:32] ---
So lucky...
[19:34] ---
I do wish I could have had
Saburo-senpai here.
[19:41] ---
So you're here.
[19:47] ---
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
[19:49] ---
It took me a while to finish
what I needed to do.
[19:51] ---
So? What's this about?
[19:55] ---
Come with me.
[19:56] ---
Jonteyep!
[19:57] ---
Hello!
[19:59] ---
Jonteyep!
[20:00] ---
Good moaning!
[20:02] ---
Sis, there's someone here to see you.
[20:06] ---
Hey. Evening.
[20:08] ---
Saburo-senpai?! Why?!
[20:10] ---
Hmm... I kind of...
went with the flow, and here I am.
[20:13] ---
He and I have a score to settle here.
[20:18] ---
Huh?
[20:20] ---
Hey! Saburo!
[20:21] ---
Game on!
[20:23] ---
Gero?
[20:24] ---
That's... that's what I...
[20:25] ---
Let us all play it together!
[20:27] ---
That with Fuyuki-kun...
[20:29] ---
That with Fuyuki-kun...!
[20:31] ---
What's wrong?
[20:32] ---
Surely you aren't planning to run?
[20:36] ---
No... I'll do it.
[20:37] ---
Natsumi!
[20:38] ---
Spin the roulette.
[20:41] ---
Hurry it up!
[20:44] ---
Sure!
[20:46] ---
First is... right hand, red!
[20:47] ---
Right hand red, huh...
[20:50] ---
Next, left foot, yellow!
[20:51] ---
Here!
[20:53] ---
Giroro!
[20:54] ---
Your breath is tickling me!
[21:02] ---
What was that?
[21:05] ---
You challenged Saburo-senpai
and lost pathetically.
[21:09] ---
Shut up.
[21:11] ---
But...
[21:13] ---
...thanks.
[21:14] ---
What are you talking about?
[21:15] ---
I don't remember doing anything
to be thanked for.
[21:20] ---
Come on. Let's go back to the party.
[21:23] ---
If I must.
[21:25] ---
First, you put out the fire.
[21:29] ---
I hope Christmas this year is wonderful, too.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
SIGN Now Fusing
[23:09] ---
I was looking back recently at all those
tokusatsu hero shows I remember fondly,
[23:12] ---
and I'm suprised at just
how cheap they look now!
[23:14] ---
All they do for the transformation scenes
is twirl toy fireworks around.
[23:17] ---
But they've got the flavor
just right, y'know?
SIGN Invasion Complete!
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
We're finally into the Christmas rush!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Two-As-One Kerorom, Sir!"
SIGN I'll have my revenge someday grrrrrrrrrrrrr screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SIGN Press it!
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: The Enigmatic Ultimate Weapon, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E295 - Keroro: Two-As-One Kerorom, Sir! / Keroro: The Enigmatic Ultimate Weapon, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:33] ---
The year is almost at an end.
[01:35] ---
Sarge appears to be tackling the big
clean, completely ignoring the invasion.
[01:40] ---
You have it good, sir.
[01:42] ---
All you have to do is fuse with
other robots and become God Keron,
[01:46] ---
and your power and your speed
become several times better.
[01:51] ---
Fusion!
[01:52] ---
Yes, fusion! That's the answer, sir!
[01:58] ---
Keroro: Two-As-One Kerorom, Sir!
[02:03] ---
Gero ge.
[02:05] ---
I thank you, men, for gathering here.
[02:08] ---
Seriously. What do you want from us
at a stupidly busy time like this?
[02:11] ---
And, Mr. Sergeant,
have you packed away your room?
[02:14] ---
Instead of pouring the
invasion budget into this set,
[02:17] ---
I am sure there would have been
more productive uses for it.
[02:19] ---
Gero...
[02:20] ---
Look, I thought up a proper
invasion operation today, okay?!
[02:24] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[02:25] ---
Tama?
[02:26] ---
As an assault trooper for
the special advance force,
[02:29] ---
you possess attacks like the Tamama Impact
with devastating destructive power!
[02:33] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[02:35] ---
As a mobile infantryman,
[02:36] ---
you have prowess with a
wide range of weaponry!
[02:39] ---
And...
[02:41] ---
...Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:43] ---
As our Tactical Communications Chief,
[02:45] ---
you specialize in information control and
the development of an array of weapons!
[02:50] ---
Men, you all possess superior abilities!
[02:53] ---
Which brings me to...
[02:54] ---
...the Keron Synchro System!
[02:57] ---
Wh-What is that?
[02:59] ---
A device for fusing with me, sir.
[03:02] ---
W-With you?
[03:04] ---
Correct.
[03:05] ---
Whether it be the Great Keron,
[03:07] ---
the God Keron,
[03:08] ---
or the Musha Kero Robot,
[03:10] ---
they become stronger when they fuse.
[03:12] ---
That's the way of the universe!
[03:14] ---
Which is why we will be putting
"Operation Fuse Keronians" into action, sir!
SIGN Operation Fuse Keronians
SIGN Now Fusing
[03:18] ---
By fusing with me,
[03:21] ---
your special abilities
will be twice, triple... no...
[03:25] ---
tens of times more powerful!
[03:27] ---
And then no one
will stand in our way, sir!
[03:29] ---
Yay!
[03:30] ---
I am happy to be able to
fuse with Mr. Sergeant!
[03:33] ---
Gerorororon.
[03:35] ---
Very good.
[03:36] ---
I will fuse with Private 2nd
Class Tamama first, sir.
[03:39] ---
Okay!
[03:41] ---
Keron Cross!
SIGN KeroTama Form
[03:52] ---
KeroTama form.
[03:55] ---
Is that... all fusing has to be?
[03:57] ---
How peculiar...
[04:00] ---
I can feel it! I can feel the power!
[04:03] ---
It is coursing through my whole body!
[04:05] ---
I'm clearly powered-up, sir!
[04:07] ---
All right!
[04:09] ---
To start with,
[04:10] ---
we'll try it out on Natsumigeddon!
[04:15] ---
What's for dinner tonight?
[04:17] ---
By popular demand: Hamburg steak!
[04:20] ---
Gerorororon.
[04:24] ---
What are you two doing?
[04:26] ---
Did Kululu experiment on you again?
[04:29] ---
Natsumigeddon,
tonight at last we will get you!
[04:32] ---
We have fused and powered up, ma'am!
[04:35] ---
S-So that's what you've done.
[04:37] ---
So let's get this started.
[04:39] ---
Super...
[04:40] ---
...Tamama...
[04:41] ---
...Impact!
[04:49] ---
Wow! It's cooked just right!
[04:53] ---
You come in pretty useful sometimes!
[04:56] ---
U-Uh, well... you're welcome...
[04:58] ---
why is this?
[05:00] ---
Not only have we not
defeated Natsumigeddon...
[05:02] ---
...we helped her prepare dinner, sir!
SIGN KeroTama Form
[05:08] ---
Gero ge.
[05:10] ---
So.
[05:12] ---
My fusion with Private Tamama ended
in an unfortunate manner, sir,
[05:15] ---
but the real deal starts now!
[05:17] ---
Number two will be...
[05:19] ---
...Corporal Giroro!
[05:20] ---
M-Me?!
[05:21] ---
N-No, I'll... pass...
[05:23] ---
Come to think of it, I do
remember something like this...
SIGN Fusion
[05:26] ---
I am absolutely against this, got it?!
[05:28] ---
I steadfastly refuse!
[05:30] ---
Keron Cross!
[05:31] ---
Darn it!
SIGN KeroGiro Form
[05:38] ---
KeroGiro form.
[05:42] ---
Gerorororon.
[05:44] ---
What is it this time?
[05:47] ---
The corporal next, huh...
[05:48] ---
Lady Natsumi,
[05:49] ---
there's no escaping it,
we're fated to fight, ma'am!
[05:53] ---
I'll show you my weaponry techniques,
now tens of times stronger!
[05:57] ---
Again?!
[05:58] ---
Roar, tempestuous wind!
[06:00] ---
Burn, incandescent flame!
[06:01] ---
Burning Storm!
[06:06] ---
Uhh... this goes... here.
[06:10] ---
Perfectly cooked again!
[06:13] ---
I think I'll let you choose
what we have for dinner tomorrow!
[06:17] ---
Ah... thank you...
SIGN KeroGiro Form
[06:22] ---
Gero ge.
[06:24] ---
This must be some kind of mistake.
[06:26] ---
Next!
[06:28] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[06:29] ---
All right, fine.
[06:31] ---
Even if I said no, you'd
just make me do it anyway.
[06:33] ---
Keron Cross!
SIGN KeroKulu Form
[06:38] ---
KeroKulu form.
[06:40] ---
What a success!
[06:41] ---
Gerorororon.
[06:43] ---
Huh?
[06:44] ---
Stupid frog, I thought you said
you didn't want dinner tonight?
[06:47] ---
Uh, that's not why I'm here...
[06:49] ---
Then why?
[06:52] ---
We've been badly underestimated, sir.
[06:54] ---
Lemme show you the
prodigious tech power of Keron,
[06:57] ---
upgraded to megaultragenius levels, nyo!
[07:02] ---
Finished!
[07:05] ---
The "If my wishes can be true" Gun!
[07:07] ---
This thing can grant
just one wish, any wish!
[07:12] ---
What?
[07:13] ---
Now then... What kind of
wish should I make?
[07:16] ---
Invade Pekopon in one try, sir?
[07:18] ---
I dare you! If you think you can!
[07:22] ---
Then that is what I will do!
[07:26] ---
Boom!
[07:33] ---
Okay, one more try.
[07:36] ---
Huh? This smells like...
SIGN Hamburg Curry
[07:38] ---
Hamburg curry.
[07:39] ---
Huh?
[07:40] ---
Sis, when did you make a curry?
[07:43] ---
Uhh... I'm not quite sure myself.
[07:46] ---
Wait, so, your request for tomorrow
[07:48] ---
is going to be Hamburg curry, then?
[07:50] ---
Huh? Uh... er...
[07:52] ---
...yeah, Hamburg curry, please.
SIGN KeroKulu Form
[07:58] ---
Gero ge!
[08:00] ---
Then it's time for the last resort!
[08:02] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo!
[08:03] ---
Huh?! Me?!
[08:05] ---
Thank you for not forgetting
about me, Keroro-kun!
[08:09] ---
Keron Cross!
SIGN KeroDoro Form
[08:13] ---
KeroDoro form.
[08:15] ---
Time to eat!
[08:16] ---
Gerorororon.
[08:18] ---
Again?
[08:19] ---
What?
[08:21] ---
You want dinner, after all?
[08:23] ---
Tell me earlier next time.
[08:25] ---
This time it's Dororo...
[08:27] ---
Natsumigeddon, our honorable
battle is not yet resolved!
[08:30] ---
Observe this KeroDoro Ninja Art:
[08:31] ---
Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu!
SIGN Rin Pyou Tou Sha Kai Jin Retsu Zai Zen
[08:33] ---
Rin Pyou Tou Sha Kai Jin Retsu Zai Zen!
[08:37] ---
Hey!
[08:38] ---
What are you planning this time?!
[08:39] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[08:41] ---
Fear my powered-up techniques...
[08:43] ---
What do you think of me now?!
[08:46] ---
Kerorom!
[08:52] ---
Cooking!
[08:53] ---
Laundry!
[08:54] ---
Cleaning the floor!
[08:55] ---
Ah, I'm so busy!
Excuse me, you're in the way!
[08:58] ---
Here you go!
[09:01] ---
Ah... thanks...
[09:03] ---
Well, this doesn't happen often.
Shall we accept their generosity?
[09:05] ---
Yeah...
SIGN KeroDoro Form
[09:12] ---
Wh-What's going on, sir?
[09:14] ---
All of your abilities are
clearly powered up.
[09:18] ---
What in the world could the problem be, sir?!
[09:22] ---
M-Me?
[09:23] ---
What else?
[09:25] ---
Well, I vaguely realized it already.
[09:30] ---
I can't accept that I was the one
holding you all back, sir!
[09:34] ---
Then why don't we all try
a fusion with you excluded?
[09:38] ---
Let's do this, Private Tamama.
[09:40] ---
Okay!
[09:41] ---
Then we shall also participate.
[09:43] ---
Tch. I wanted to fuse with
the red guy, not the blue guy.
[09:47] ---
Keron Cross!
[09:50] ---
Keron Cross!
SIGN TamaGiro Form
[09:54] ---
TamaGiro form.
SIGN KuluDoro Form
[09:56] ---
KuluDoro form.
[09:58] ---
Gero!
[09:59] ---
I'm the only one left out, sir?!
SIGN Natsumi is mine.
Natsumi is mine.
Saburo can't have her.
SIGN Mr. Sergeant is mine.
Mr. Sergeant is mine.
That woman can't have him.
[10:02] ---
Natsumi is mine.
[10:02] ---
Mr. Sergeant is mine.
[10:03] ---
Gero?!
[10:03] ---
Natsumi is mine.
[10:03] ---
Mr. Sergeant is mine.
[10:05] ---
Saburo can't have her.
[10:06] ---
Tamama and Giroro's jealous hearts...
[10:06] ---
That woman can't have him.
[10:08] ---
Jealousy! Unforgivable!
[10:08] ---
...have ultra-powered up, sir!
[10:08] ---
Why... Why is it Saburo...
[10:10] ---
Super...
[10:11] ---
...Jealousy...
SIGN So jealous Always you I want it, too Me too So lucky Unfair
[10:12] ---
...Shot!!
SIGN So jealous Always you I want it, too Me too So lucky Unfair
[10:14] ---
Gero!!
SIGN Screeeeeeeeeee
SIGN So mean
So mean
So mean
[10:16] ---
So mean... so mean...
[10:18] ---
Gero?
[10:18] ---
Some...day... I... will...
have... my... re...venge...
SIGN Screeeeeeeeeeeeeee
SIGN Vengeance
Vengeance
Vengeance
[10:21] ---
Dororo's trauma and Kululu's loathsome,
crafty, dismal nature have powered up, sir!
[10:27] ---
Did you see that, Mr. Sergeant?
[10:28] ---
This is what fusing is like without you!
[10:30] ---
I feel tens of times as powerful.
What a success!
[10:33] ---
And if we henceforth
proceed to fuse further...
[10:36] ---
...betcha we'll get even more powerful.
[10:38] ---
A-Are you serious?!
[10:40] ---
Let's do this!
[10:41] ---
Okay!
[10:42] ---
Nin!
[10:44] ---
Keron Cross!
[10:48] ---
I don't wanna be left out!
[10:51] ---
That was delicious!
[10:53] ---
Gerorororon.
[10:55] ---
Ah, stupid frog!
[10:57] ---
Dinner really was delicious. Than—
[11:00] ---
In all my research of the occult...
[11:02] ---
...I've never seen a
creature so disturbing!
[11:05] ---
What on Earth is this?!
[11:07] ---
Don't show me something grotesque
like this just after I've eaten!
[11:12] ---
Complete!
SIGN The Most Powerful Fused Keronian!!
[11:13] ---
The most powerful fused Keronian!
[11:17] ---
Isn't our army overwhelming?
[11:21] ---
Could this be...
[11:22] ---
We can do this! We can do this!
SIGN Most Powerful
[11:24] ---
Less "most powerful," and more...
SIGN Most Terrifying
[11:26] ---
..."most terrifying."
[11:27] ---
Indeed.
[11:28] ---
Now Pekopon is mine!
[11:40] ---
What? What happened suddenly?
[11:42] ---
He's slipping on the banana peel
on the table over and over!
[11:46] ---
Wait, those legs...
[11:48] ---
Gero!
[11:50] ---
Keroro! You're the cause,
as we all suspected!
[11:53] ---
What do you want from me?
The banana peel was right there!
[11:56] ---
Once fused, Sarge's comedian's soul
[11:58] ---
is also tens of times more powerful.
[12:01] ---
I'm slipping much further
than normal today, sir!
[12:04] ---
And thus passed another of Sarge's
valuable days at the end of the year.
SIGN Unneeded Needed
[12:16] ---
I don't need this one.
[12:18] ---
I do need this one.
[12:22] ---
Okay, next.
SIGN Unneeded
SIGN Poly-cap As
[12:25] ---
Poly-cap As.
SIGN Needed
[12:26] ---
Well... guess I don't need this.
[12:29] ---
But what if I run out of poly-caps?
SIGN Unnee ...
[12:32] ---
Yeah, I need this one.
[12:34] ---
Gero?
[12:36] ---
What day was it today, stupid frog?
[12:39] ---
D-December 31st?
[12:42] ---
Yes.
[12:43] ---
So when are you going to have
this room cleared up by?
[12:46] ---
Well, of course, that will be done ASAP.
[12:49] ---
All right, fine!
[12:50] ---
I'll clean up for you.
[12:53] ---
Don't need any of it!
[13:00] ---
Keroro: The Enigmatic Ultimate Weapon, Sir!
[13:06] ---
Do your best! Don't be beaten!
[13:10] ---
Lady Natsumi doesn't understand
male pleasures, sir...
[13:15] ---
SIGN Kamehyou We Buy Anything
[13:17] ---
Kamehyou will buy all my unneeded weapons,
manga magazines, even precious metals.
[13:23] ---
If I sell off these countless items
now treated as trash by Lady Natsumi,
[13:28] ---
I'll be able to buy dozens of
new Gundam models for sure.
[13:32] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
SIGN Kamehyou Sell-off Center
[13:36] ---
Thank you for your patronage!
SIGN Kamehyou Sell-off Center
SIGN One
hundred
and
thirty-five
yen,
exactly
[13:39] ---
135 yen...
SIGN All-you-can-fit Weaponry 50,000 yen
SIGN Weapon Corner Mega Value SALE Now Going
SIGN Everything in the cart 1,000 yen
[13:43] ---
The ones we have over here are very cheap.
SIGN Mega Sale Everything Just 10,000 Yen
[13:46] ---
Oh, this'n's a steal, ain't it? I'll take it.
[13:49] ---
135 yen...
[13:51] ---
That is what you call dirt cheap.
[13:55] ---
Gero?
SIGN Press me!
[13:58] ---
Wh-What is this, sir?!
[14:00] ---
This overwhelming presence!
[14:03] ---
Could it be... that it is
showing me the way, sir?
SIGN Bonkers Value 125 YEN * Does not come with instruction booklet
[14:09] ---
Bonkers value! 125 yen!
[14:12] ---
125 yen!
SIGN Super Mega Value Everything 10,000 Yen
[14:14] ---
I'd have ten yen left over.
[14:18] ---
What the heck?!
[14:20] ---
You dumbo, are you telling me you gathered
us all here just to show us this thing?!
[14:24] ---
Indeed, sir!
[14:25] ---
What in the blue blazes
is this mech for?
[14:29] ---
This mech...
[14:30] ---
This mech...
[14:32] ---
This mech...
[14:33] ---
Th-This mech...?
[14:36] ---
I dunno! Tee hee!
[14:40] ---
You dumbo, you bought a mech
you don't even know how to use?!
[14:44] ---
B-But it was 125 yen...
[14:46] ---
Did it not at least have the instructions?
[14:49] ---
Come on... if it had, it would've
sold for more.
[14:52] ---
Probably.
[14:53] ---
If you don't know how to use it,
[14:55] ---
then its benefits will be squandered.
[14:57] ---
And you went to sell your junk because Natsumi-san
got mad at you for not cleaning the room,
SIGN Squeeeeeeze
[15:03] ---
but there's even less space in
here now than before, isn't there?
[15:07] ---
Non-non-non-non.
[15:09] ---
Amateurs...
[15:10] ---
What?!
[15:11] ---
Look more closely, sir!
[15:13] ---
Look at its foreboding design.
[15:15] ---
Do you not think it is exuding
a particularly dangerous aura?!
[15:19] ---
Now that you mention it...
[15:21] ---
I would have to agree that it's abnormal.
[15:24] ---
Yes!
[15:25] ---
I bet that if we can master
how to use this thing,
[15:27] ---
we'll definitely slide into base and finish
the invasion before the year's out, sir!
SIGN Invasion Complete!
[15:32] ---
Definitely!
[15:34] ---
Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
[15:39] ---
Every time I've gone back
to my home for the New Year,
[15:41] ---
the Pekopon invasion's never progressed,
[15:43] ---
and I've ended up having to eat the New Year's
foods in an awwwwkward atmosphere,
SIGN Congratulations on a successful invasion!
[15:47] ---
but if you're telling me the truth, this year,
we'll get back that cheerful dinner table!
[15:52] ---
Let's get right to solving how to use it!
[15:54] ---
Okay! Now it is Yellow Teacher's turn!
[15:57] ---
Huh?
[15:57] ---
Where is Kululu-senpai?
[15:59] ---
How could he not be here
at such a crucial time?
SIGN Curry Kukkuu
SIGN Staff
[16:03] ---
Ergh, screw working on December 31st.
[16:06] ---
They think this is some kinda anime company?
[16:10] ---
But what kinds of features
does this mech have?
[16:14] ---
Perhaps it instantaneously freezes a
planet and sends it into an ice age!
[16:17] ---
Or, like, instant freezing?
[16:19] ---
Or, maybe it reverses the planet's spin,
[16:23] ---
and causes a cataclysm!
[16:25] ---
Maybe it's a time machine
capable of changing history!
[16:30] ---
Anyway, it needs investigation, sir!
SIGN Press me!
[16:35] ---
Way too suspicious, sir.
[16:37] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[16:38] ---
Gero?
[16:39] ---
Is this an activation lever or something?
[16:43] ---
Let us pull it and see what happens!
[16:45] ---
No, sir!
[16:46] ---
Tama...
[16:47] ---
If you fiddle with it carelessly,
[16:48] ---
you'll have to pay me back if you break it.
[16:50] ---
You gonna buy me another identical one? Well?
[16:52] ---
S-Sorry.
[16:56] ---
What's going on here?!
[16:57] ---
What'd you do to it?!
[16:59] ---
W-Well...
[17:01] ---
I... I just...
[17:02] ---
I found a coin-slot type thing, so...
[17:05] ---
...I put a single yen in.
[17:08] ---
Um, Giroro, are you an idiot?
[17:10] ---
We don't even know what
this mech's purpose is.
[17:13] ---
Oh, I forgot.
[17:15] ---
You are an idiot. That's why
Lady Natsumi never takes you seriously.
SIGN Idiot
[17:21] ---
I-It's hard...
[17:24] ---
Hey, Dororo!
[17:26] ---
Don't swing your katana at it!
[17:28] ---
If it triggers some kind of sensor,
[17:31] ---
we might end up in serious trouble,
you know, sir?
[17:33] ---
Oh, I forgot.
SIGN Kuuki Yomenai (Can't Read The Atmosphere) KY
[17:35] ---
You can't read the atmosphere, can you?
[17:37] ---
So you can't help it.
[17:38] ---
I... I cannot read the atmosphere?
SIGN Socially Oblivious Idiot
[17:43] ---
It is going to be the New Year
at this rate, you know?
SIGN Idiot Socially Oblivious
[17:47] ---
I... think it's time I began preparations
for returning to my village.
[17:51] ---
M-Me, too.
[17:52] ---
Huh?!
SIGN Socially Oblivious Idiot
[17:53] ---
Th-Th-Then... me, too.
[17:55] ---
Or, like, rush-hour return?
[17:57] ---
Wait, wait...
[17:59] ---
You're going home when we don't
know how to use the mech?
SIGN Idiot Socially Oblivious
[18:02] ---
Yeah...
[18:03] ---
'Cause I'm an idiot... I probably
won't come in useful.
[18:06] ---
Since I cannot read the atmosphere,
I will cause you trouble.
[18:10] ---
Ah, I... I don't have money right now,
so I cannot pay you back, so...
[18:14] ---
You can do it on your own, surely?
[18:18] ---
See you...
[18:19] ---
Have a nice New Year...
[18:21] ---
I get it, sir.
[18:24] ---
I know why... we couldn't manage
to invade this year, either.
[18:28] ---
I see it clearly.
[18:29] ---
Just like this, the moment we get stuck,
[18:31] ---
we have been making some excuse
to postpone the opportunity,
[18:35] ---
and shying away from seriously
carrying our job to completion, sir!
[18:39] ---
Uncle...
[18:41] ---
All's well that ends well!
[18:43] ---
Let's end this year feeling
refreshed and positive!
[18:46] ---
Everyone!
[18:49] ---
Might as well go for broke.
[18:51] ---
We will be unable to greet the
New Year pleasantly in this state.
[18:53] ---
Yes!
[18:55] ---
Or, like, combined accord?
[18:57] ---
Let's end this year with a bang!
[19:00] ---
Yeah!
[19:01] ---
However.
[19:04] ---
What is this thing already?
[19:05] ---
No matter which part I look at...
[19:07] ---
...I have no idea.
[19:09] ---
Dunno...
[19:11] ---
This is terrible!
[19:12] ---
There are only three minutes
until the New Year!
[19:14] ---
What?!
[19:15] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[19:17] ---
A-A-At this rate, we'll be dragged into the
New Year with our invasion uncompleted again!
[19:23] ---
That's it! It's time for the last resort!
SIGN Press me!
[19:25] ---
M-Mr. Sergeant!
[19:28] ---
D-Don't tell me you're actually going to push
that blatantly suspicious button, you dumbo!
[19:31] ---
Why cannot we wait
until Kululu-dono returns?
[19:34] ---
Yes!
[19:35] ---
If we were still what we once were,
[19:37] ---
we may indeed have waited indefinitely
for a rescue that may never have come!
[19:40] ---
However!
[19:41] ---
We must change!
[19:43] ---
Gulp...
SIGN Press me!
[19:45] ---
Click.
[19:50] ---
This thing, it moves!
[19:59] ---
Gero!
[20:05] ---
Gero!
[20:23] ---
D-Don't tell me this thing is...
[20:26] ---
Private Tamama!
Try putting money on that lever, sir!
[20:29] ---
Okay!
[20:39] ---
Giroro! Put the full 100 yen
in the hole, sir!
[20:42] ---
R-Right...
SIGN Short of 100,000 yen by
[20:58] ---
I knew it!
[20:58] ---
This superweapon is actually...
[21:10] ---
Password input confirmed.
[21:14] ---
Tch. This is it?
[21:16] ---
611 yen.
[21:18] ---
A...
SIGN Piggy Bank
[21:19] ---
A piggy bank...
[21:26] ---
So.
[21:27] ---
For another year in a row, the Keroro Platoon
failed to close it out in a satisfying way.
[21:31] ---
Well, then, everyone...
[21:33] ---
Happy New Year!
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
SIGN Happy New Year This year, we shall achieve our conquest!!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Ah, it's no different this year...
year-end is so busy, so busy!
[23:11] ---
Busy doing this, that, and the other!
So busy you wouldn't believe it!
SIGN Cheer
SIGN Happy New Year
[23:15] ---
The movie, the new series,
[23:16] ---
why do they all end up at this exact
time year after year after year?
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Start stressing yourself out now
and you won't last, Todoroki-san.
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Early New Year Luck, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: This is the Year of the Keron, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E296 - Keroro: Early New Year Luck, Sir! / Keroro: This is the Year of the Keron, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
It's a little late,
but Happy New Year, everyone.
SIGN 2010 Year of the Tiger Happy New Year
[01:36] ---
Did you get a lot of
New Year's money and postcards?
[01:40] ---
Aya-chan moved, but I got
a postcard from her, too!
[01:43] ---
For some reason, Nishizawa-san
sent me ten postcards.
[01:47] ---
I got a postcard from Lady Kaede.
[01:49] ---
Huh. Even you get postcards...
SIGN Keroyama Kerozo
[01:52] ---
As Pekoponian Keroyama Kerozo,
[01:56] ---
I have my share of acquaintances.
SIGN Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Duo Contest
[01:59] ---
Like at Hicksville,
SIGN Rocking Horse Toy Store
[02:01] ---
or my favorite toy store...
[02:02] ---
Sarge, you got more than me.
SIGN A Lot > A Few
[02:05] ---
Heh...
[02:05] ---
I don't think I have a chance at winning the
New Year's lottery with just these.
[02:09] ---
What's this, Lady Natsumi?
[02:11] ---
With a small pile like that, your odds of
winning the New Year's lottery are low, huh?
[02:14] ---
It's about luck, not odds!
[02:17] ---
Oh, God,
[02:19] ---
please let me win the latest
game system this year!
[02:22] ---
I want to win a trip.
[02:24] ---
Five days in the everlasting summer
of Tahiti would be wonderful.
[02:28] ---
Come to think of it,
[02:29] ---
it's about that time for the space
New Year's postcard lottery, too.
[02:36] ---
Keroro: Early New Year Luck, Sir!
[02:43] ---
You got so many postcards, Uncle!
[02:46] ---
Or, like, many contacts?
[02:48] ---
Indeed.
SIGN New Year's Day is the key to the year. Keroro
SIGN Pekoponian
New Year's
Cards
[02:50] ---
I've got plenty of Pekoponian
New Year's postcards
SIGN Space
New Year's
Cards
[02:53] ---
and lots of space
New Year's postcards too,
[02:56] ---
so that's a double chance!
[02:58] ---
Here's the lineup for this year's
SIGN 1st Place
SIGN 2nd Place 3rd Place
[03:00] ---
space New Year's postcard prizes!
[03:02] ---
Yahoo!
[03:03] ---
The first place prize...
SIGN Facsimile Edition
[03:05] ---
...is this facsimile edition
Zero-style flying board!
SIGN Zero-style Flying Board
[03:08] ---
I want that so badly!
[03:11] ---
Or you can choose to relax for
seven days at a hot spring on M78,
SIGN Luxurious Great Catch With a Sashimi Boat
[03:14] ---
which includes a luxurious sashimi boat!
SIGN Memo Pad
[03:16] ---
What else, what else?
[03:17] ---
This is the second place prize!
[03:19] ---
A 3D digital camera with ultra-sensitive
[03:21] ---
100 million magnification!
SIGN 3D Digital Camera
[03:23] ---
That's lean and mean! Give it to the green!
[03:25] ---
Third place is B-class gourmet food.
[03:27] ---
Space Okonomiyaki FX
from its original planet, Deneb.
[03:31] ---
This year's space New Year's
postcard prizes are on fire!
[03:35] ---
Everyone!
[03:37] ---
This year for sure, let's make a fresh
resolve to successfully invade Pekopon!
[03:41] ---
Therefore...
SIGN Space New Year's Postcards With Money Winner-take-all Plan
[03:43] ---
...I present the Space New Year's Postcards
With Money Winner-take-all Plan!
[03:47] ---
What does the invasion have to do
with New Year's postcards?!
[03:50] ---
What connection?
[03:52] ---
It's an exciting plan
SIGN Ba-dum Ba-dum
SIGN Ba-dum Ba-dum
SIGN Tremble
Tremble
[03:54] ---
based on trying to win the lottery!
[03:58] ---
You've been hitting the
New Year's sake too hard!
SIGN Snicker Snicker
[04:01] ---
Snicker snicker!
[04:02] ---
That's what you say,
[04:03] ---
but I see you brought your own
New Year's postcards here, Corporal!
[04:05] ---
Wha...?!
[04:06] ---
Sheesh...
[04:08] ---
How many did you get, Giroro?
[04:11] ---
32...
SIGN I defended my title as the
Space Rock-Scissors-Paper
champion for the ninth time!
From Oro
[04:13] ---
I got from Muru, Oro,
SIGN I wish everyone great happiness.
Uramimasu
[04:15] ---
and Uramimasu, too.
[04:17] ---
And then related to the Space Railway.
[04:20] ---
Um...
[04:21] ---
Giroro's New Year's postcard...
[04:23] ---
There!
[04:24] ---
Gero...
SIGN Happy New Year Let's have a successful invasion this year for sure!
[04:26] ---
As always, you're serious to a fault.
[04:28] ---
There's nothing wrong with being serious!
[04:30] ---
As the loveliest member of this platoon,
SIGN 1,000 Postcards
[04:32] ---
I got 1,000 postcards!
[04:36] ---
It's hard to be popular!
SIGN Tch...
[04:38] ---
Tch.
SIGN New Year's Greetings
Tama, do you know of any
good candidates for marriage?
SIGN Moron
I'm going to be your senpai!
Master, it looks like
I'm going to be promoted
to lance corporal this year!
[04:39] ---
But only two of them came
with New Year's money.
[04:42] ---
That's no good.
[04:44] ---
Tamama's New Year's postcard...
[04:46] ---
This one.
SIGN This Year
SIGN Last Year
[04:47] ---
I think last year's was about the same...
[04:50] ---
Not at all!
[04:51] ---
The kinds of snacks are different!
[04:54] ---
You totally reused it.
SIGN Freeze
[04:57] ---
I received about 50.
SIGN I want to recruit Koyuki
for sure this year
[05:00] ---
From space ninja Sylvie-dono
SIGN New Year's Greetings
I made it to the final qualifying round
of the Space Fighter Tournament.
[05:02] ---
and Chuton-kun from
the planet Lu-Ne, for example.
[05:04] ---
Also from comrades that
I have fought alongside.
SIGN May I have a more noticeable
presence this year
[05:07] ---
Come to think of it, did you send
New Year's postcards, Dororo?
[05:10] ---
You're asking me if I sent?
[05:12] ---
Gero?
[05:13] ---
It reminds me of back then, Commander-dono.
[05:17] ---
Hey, Zeroro!
[05:19] ---
You'll send me a New Year's
postcard, won't you?
[05:22] ---
We're going to the shrine together on
New Year's, so it isn't necessary, right?
[05:26] ---
What are you talking about?!
[05:28] ---
Friends always send each other New Year's
postcards with New Year's money attached!
[05:32] ---
F...
SIGN Friend ♥
[05:33] ---
Friend?
[05:35] ---
Okay, got it! I'll send you one for sure!
[05:38] ---
That's a promise!
[05:39] ---
But you didn't send me a New Year's card.
[05:40] ---
It's not here! It's not here! It's not here!
[05:44] ---
You're so mean, Keroro-kun!
[05:48] ---
The first trauma switch of the New Year, on!
SIGN Click
SIGN Trauma Trauma
Trauma Trauma
[05:51] ---
It's the same every year.
[05:53] ---
He always says, "Let's exchange New Year's
cards," but I've never gotten one from him!
[05:54] ---
What a pain.
[05:56] ---
He starts being gloomy on New Year's Day.
[05:58] ---
Mine all came by e-mail.
[06:01] ---
It has nothing to do with me this time.
[06:03] ---
Now that you mention it, I haven't opened
my New Year's mail from you yet, Kululu.
[06:08] ---
How about this for this year?
[06:15] ---
N-New Year's mail with a virus attached...
[06:18] ---
Look at how many I got!
SIGN Trauma Trauma Trauma Trauma
[06:21] ---
That's amazing!
[06:23] ---
I know, right?
[06:24] ---
It's hard to be popular!
SIGN To Keroro
[06:27] ---
This one's from 556.
SIGN Start up the engine in your chest!
New Year's Greetings 2010
[06:29] ---
That's my childhood friend, all right...
SIGN To Keroro
This postcard was sent
with insufficient funds.
[06:32] ---
But he didn't even pay enough to send it!
SIGN Happy New Year Continued Good Luck in the Fortunes of War
[06:35] ---
This stiffness...
[06:36] ---
Must run in the family.
SIGN I'll beat you scumbags senseless this year. From Viper
[06:40] ---
There's one from Viper, too.
[06:42] ---
The question is, which Viper?
SIGN This Year's Goal 19,000 Successful Invasions The Art of Invasion Read this book and you can invade, too! Essential! The Invader's Manual In Stores Now!
[06:46] ---
When we met at the end of the year,
[06:47] ---
he said it was 18,000 invasions!
[06:50] ---
This is advertising.
[06:52] ---
Or, like, talent gathered?
[06:54] ---
Altogether, I'd say we have
about 20,000 postcards.
[06:58] ---
So with this many,
[06:59] ---
we should win something!
[07:02] ---
And so, the day of the lottery...
[07:05] ---
Natsumi, one of your postcards
won a sheet of stamps.
[07:09] ---
All right!
[07:10] ---
This postcard was from Satsuki!
[07:13] ---
I won a sheet of stamps, too!
[07:16] ---
It was from Nishizawa-san's postcard!
[07:17] ---
You said Momoka-chan sent
you ten postcards...
[07:21] ---
Probably so I would have a good chance
of winning a sheet of stamps!
[07:26] ---
Look! Look!
[07:27] ---
I won third prize, the gourmet set!
[07:29] ---
Wow!
[07:31] ---
You did it, Mom!
[07:32] ---
We're raking it in this year!
[07:35] ---
How about you, Kero-chan?
[07:36] ---
Have you won... anything...?
[07:41] ---
Not a thing...
[07:43] ---
Not even one postcard won!
[07:51] ---
That's okay.
[07:52] ---
I still have...
[07:54] ---
I still have...
[07:55] ---
...my space New Year's postcards!
[07:57] ---
Postcards!
[07:58] ---
Postcards...
[07:59] ---
Where is he running to?
SIGN Space New Year's Postcard Lottery Meeting
SIGN Last But Not Least
[08:06] ---
Uncle, the winning lottery numbers
have been released.
[08:11] ---
All right, then.
[08:12] ---
Let's do a careful check.
[08:16] ---
Or, like, commence checking?
[08:18] ---
Okay, the first one.
[08:21] ---
Nothing!
[08:22] ---
The second one.
[08:24] ---
Loser!
SIGN Two hours later
[08:25] ---
Two hours later...
[08:28] ---
Loser!
[08:30] ---
Loser!
[08:31] ---
We're not winning anything here.
[08:33] ---
Well, I'm not surprised.
SIGN Nine hours later
[08:37] ---
Nine hours later...
SIGN Last But Not Least
[08:41] ---
Th-This is...
SIGN Sergeant Keroro From Kululu
SIGN Space New Year's Postcard 2010
SIGN Winning Numbers
SIGN Happy New Year
[08:44] ---
...a winner!
[08:45] ---
I won second prize!
[08:47] ---
Who sent that postcard?
SIGN Sergeant Keroro From Kululu
[08:49] ---
Gero?
[08:50] ---
It's from Kululu!
[08:51] ---
Jeez!
[08:53] ---
You sent out postcards
after all, Kululu-senpai!
[08:58] ---
You're happy, aren't you?
[08:59] ---
O-Of course...
SIGN Sergeant Keroro From Kululu
[09:01] ---
Look carefully at this part!
[09:04] ---
2-0-0-9...
[09:08] ---
This is from last year!
SIGN Happy New Year Looking Forward to Working with You Again This Year...
[09:11] ---
I thought I'd instill premature joy in you,
[09:13] ---
and you fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
SIGN Jerk...
[09:18] ---
Oh my gosh, Uncle!
[09:20] ---
There's just one left!
[09:22] ---
What?!
[09:24] ---
This New Year's postcard...
[09:26] ---
...is our last...
[09:27] ---
...one.
SIGN 1st place winning number: 654321
[09:30] ---
The winning number for first prize...
[09:32] ---
...is 654321.
[09:35] ---
Like it or not,
[09:36] ---
this is my last chance!
SIGN Sergeant Keroro
[09:44] ---
6...
[09:45] ---
5...
[09:47] ---
4...
[09:49] ---
3...
[09:51] ---
2...
[09:53] ---
1!
[09:55] ---
I won!
SIGN Congratulations Winner
[09:56] ---
I won first prize!
[09:58] ---
That is awesome, Mr. Sergeant!
[10:00] ---
Who would have expected
the last one to be a winner?
[10:02] ---
That's just like you, Commander.
[10:05] ---
Aw, I didn't do anything!
[10:07] ---
By the way, who sent that one?
[10:10] ---
Oh, that's right.
[10:12] ---
Let's see...
[10:15] ---
What's wrong?!
[10:17] ---
Th-This is...
SIGN To Sergeant Keroro From Your Father
[10:19] ---
It's from your old man!
SIGN Bond
[10:21] ---
Keroro!
[10:21] ---
I really feel the bond
between father and son!
[10:23] ---
Father!
[10:25] ---
How dramatic!
[10:27] ---
Uncle!
[10:28] ---
So I'm lucky from the beginning of the year?
[10:32] ---
Shall we liven things up with you-know-what?
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Moismoismoismois... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN First Time in 2010
[10:42] ---
The first Resonance x 6 in 2010.
SIGN Resonance x 6
[10:48] ---
Gero?
[10:49] ---
Yes?
[10:51] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[10:53] ---
Father!
[10:54] ---
Perfect timing.
[10:56] ---
Actually...
[10:57] ---
This is about the first-place
winning New Year's postcard, right?
[11:00] ---
How did you know?
[11:02] ---
I've been checking the numbers
of all the postcards I sent out.
[11:06] ---
You're such a persnickety person, Father.
[11:08] ---
But being able to go to a hot spring
with your mother at my age...
[11:12] ---
It's wasted on an old codger like me!
[11:15] ---
I'm so proud of your generosity, son!
[11:18] ---
Uh... y-yeah... actually...
[11:21] ---
What is it?
[11:22] ---
I'm very happy that you
and Mother are pleased!
[11:28] ---
You're making me feel bashful now!
[11:32] ---
Sergeant Keroro won first prize,
[11:34] ---
but accidentally let it become
a present to his parents.
[11:37] ---
Still, maybe it's become a
wonderful show of filial duty.
[11:42] ---
Sniff...
[11:42] ---
Flying board...
[11:52] ---
Have you ever thought it unusual that a cat
isn't included in the 12 signs of the Zodiac?
SIGN Rat Ox Tiger Rabbit Dragon Snake Horse Goat Monkey Rooster Dog Boar
[11:58] ---
There's a legend about that.
[12:01] ---
So the twelve animals will visit me in turn
to give their New Year's greeting.
[12:08] ---
Or, like, greeting contest?
[12:11] ---
That's what Buddha said.
[12:13] ---
But the thing is,
SIGN Rat's House
[12:14] ---
the rat mistakenly told the cat that his day
for the visit was one day later.
[12:19] ---
You're supposed to go to Buddha's house
the day after tomorrow, squeak.
[12:22] ---
Thanks for coming here to tell me.
[12:25] ---
The cat believed what the rat said,
and therefore didn't make it into the Zodiac.
[12:29] ---
This was not what I was told!
[12:32] ---
That was so mean, rat!
[12:34] ---
Yikes! Help, squeak!
[12:36] ---
And cats have chased mice ever since.
[12:40] ---
Huh...
[12:41] ---
Then why isn't there a Year of the Frog?
[12:44] ---
Frogs are in hibernation
during that time of year,
[12:46] ---
so they couldn't pay
their respects to Buddha.
[12:49] ---
That makes sense.
[12:53] ---
Keroro: This is the Year of the Keron, Sir!
[12:59] ---
Meanwhile, on Planet Booneez...
SIGN Booneez
SIGN Cheer Cheer
[13:06] ---
Look at this, Mayor!
[13:08] ---
The participants are gathered
from all over the universe!
[13:11] ---
It was worth sponsoring this race
[13:13] ---
that's held once every 1,000 years!
[13:17] ---
It seems to be a race that
the whole universe is watching.
[13:19] ---
I see. The Keroro Platoon has entered, too.
[13:24] ---
Giroro-dono,
[13:25] ---
do your best as a representative of Keron!
[13:27] ---
Leave it to me!
[13:29] ---
It'll be fine!
[13:31] ---
We Keronians will laugh last.
[13:34] ---
On your mark!
[13:36] ---
Get set!
SIGN Cheer
SIGN Cheer
[13:43] ---
Gero gerori!
[13:45] ---
And so my plan begins!
[13:48] ---
Gero gero gero...
[13:50] ---
Once every 1,000 years,
[13:52] ---
one of the twelve Space Zodiac
signs changes.
[13:55] ---
This severe race decides that one position.
[13:59] ---
If we win, the whole universe
will use "Year of Keron"!
[14:04] ---
Or, like, immense effect?
[14:07] ---
The Keroro Platoon is using all its
strength to ensure Giroro's victory!
SIGN Clench
[14:12] ---
But...
[14:12] ---
...if we are going to encourage
Giroro-dono with our cheers,
[14:15] ---
should we not be closer to the path?
SIGN Keroro and the others are here
SIGN Giroro is here
[14:17] ---
We're not going to cheer him on,
[14:20] ---
we're going to support him.
[14:21] ---
Commander-dono! Do you mean...
[14:23] ---
Yellow one!
[14:24] ---
Here!
[14:25] ---
How could you?!
[14:27] ---
That was so mean, Keroro-kun!
[14:30] ---
Forgive me, Dororo.
[14:32] ---
I won't let your sacrifice be in vain.
[14:34] ---
This is all for the glory of Keron!
[14:37] ---
Currently, Giroro-senpai
SIGN 54,982nd Place
[14:39] ---
is in 54,982nd place!
[14:44] ---
Then let's start supporting him!
[14:47] ---
Here they come...
SIGN Thud Thud Thud Thud
[14:50] ---
Welcome, losers.
SIGN Chatter...
Chatter...
SIGN Thud Thud Thud Thud
[14:56] ---
Left!
[14:57] ---
Turn left!
[15:01] ---
They fell for it!
[15:06] ---
Do your best, Giroro!
[15:09] ---
Thanks!
[15:10] ---
Now Giroro is in the lead.
[15:12] ---
Huh?
[15:14] ---
The direction of the arrow
is backwards again!
[15:18] ---
There!
[15:20] ---
What?!
[15:21] ---
Darn it!
[15:23] ---
Is this really the course?!
[15:28] ---
I caught up!
[15:30] ---
Hi, everyone!
[15:31] ---
Get re-energized with a special drink!
[15:35] ---
Or, like...
[15:36] ---
...nutritional support!
[15:38] ---
Here you are!
[15:39] ---
Good luck!
[15:40] ---
You're really hangin' in there, Keronian!
[15:42] ---
You've got spirit, I'll give you that!
[15:44] ---
V-Viper!
[15:46] ---
Right here!
[15:46] ---
Get your special drink!
[15:48] ---
Sure! Don't mind if I do!
[15:50] ---
Oh, no, you don't!
[15:51] ---
It's mine!
[15:57] ---
Gero!
[15:57] ---
What?!
[15:58] ---
I'm downing it first!
[16:00] ---
Giroro, that's...
[16:01] ---
Uh oh...
[16:06] ---
That revived me!
[16:11] ---
W-Water!
[16:14] ---
W-What's going on?
SIGN Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy
[16:16] ---
Spicy!
[16:17] ---
Spicy! Spicy!
[16:19] ---
Spicy!
[16:20] ---
My special curry drink!
SIGN Kululu Special
SIGN Curry Drink
[16:24] ---
G-Give me water!
[16:27] ---
See ya!
[16:28] ---
Gara gara gara!
[16:31] ---
I... I won't lose...
[16:34] ---
Sheesh! That dope Giroro screwed it up!
[16:36] ---
But Giroro-senpai
SIGN 1,500th Place
[16:38] ---
has advanced to 1,500th place!
[16:42] ---
Then we need one more push.
[16:44] ---
Yellow one!
[16:45] ---
Here!
[16:46] ---
Next up is this!
[16:48] ---
Click!
[16:51] ---
Instant pits!
[16:57] ---
A childish trap!
SIGN Metal Washtubs
[17:06] ---
Even after that,
the Keroro Platoon continued to damage...
[17:08] ---
That is, continued to support him!
[17:11] ---
Right!
[17:13] ---
Here you are.
[17:13] ---
Here you go.
[17:14] ---
Here you are.
SIGN Town Tissue-delivering Robots
[17:20] ---
I don't need 'em!
I don't need your stupid tissues!
[17:26] ---
And finally,
[17:27] ---
only the chosen ones
[17:28] ---
have survived.
[17:31] ---
This race is as tough as the rumors say,
[17:34] ---
so I'm surprised you're still around.
[17:37] ---
Same to you!
[17:39] ---
How's this?
[17:40] ---
For the rest of the way to the goal,
[17:41] ---
you and me will have a
serious showdown, one on one.
[17:45] ---
You took the words out of my mouth!
SIGN Budding Friendship
[17:51] ---
Giroro-senpai is racing
mano-a-mano with Viper!
[17:55] ---
How's this?
[17:56] ---
With our powerful support...
[17:59] ---
True, that would be the result, but...
[18:02] ---
If we just take out Viper, Giroro will win!
[18:05] ---
Then what do you say we
finish this up with a bang?
[18:08] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[18:09] ---
There's no need for you to interfere anymore!
[18:11] ---
This is a duel between us now,
with our pride on the line!
[18:15] ---
Giroro-kun...
[18:17] ---
I don't give a rat's rear-end
[18:19] ---
about your pride!
[18:34] ---
Giroro!
[18:35] ---
Run! Run!
[18:37] ---
I'm not Forrest!
[18:39] ---
I can't do it...
[18:40] ---
I can't run anymore.
[18:41] ---
Something's coming out of my mouth...
[18:46] ---
That's hilarious!
[18:47] ---
Darn it! They interfered!
SIGN Goal
[18:51] ---
Cripes! What should I do?!
[18:54] ---
Since it's come to this,
there's only the last resort!
SIGN Magic Marker
[19:00] ---
I'll fill in for Giroro
[19:02] ---
and win this race!
[19:04] ---
You're okay with a cheap trick like that?
[19:06] ---
Private Tamama!
[19:07] ---
Yes, sir!
[19:08] ---
Get your butt over there!
[19:10] ---
Transfer student!
[19:12] ---
I'm the one who's gonna
[19:13] ---
break through that gold tape!
[19:18] ---
It looks like the top runner
has made it back!
[19:21] ---
And the winning alien is...
[19:27] ---
...Viper!
SIGN Cheer Cheer Cheer
[19:28] ---
Viper is the top runner!
SIGN Cheer
[19:31] ---
Oh, wait!
[19:33] ---
There's one more!
Another runner has appeared!
[19:35] ---
Gero!
[19:36] ---
It's a Keronian!
[19:37] ---
A Keronian is right on his heels!
[19:39] ---
What?!
[19:41] ---
Oh, my!
[19:41] ---
This year, too...
[19:42] ---
An unexpected development
at the tail end of the race!
[19:43] ---
I don't believe it!
[19:44] ---
Good morning!
[19:48] ---
There's the goal!
[19:51] ---
I'm not gonna lose!
[19:56] ---
In the end,
[19:57] ---
which of them will the goddess
of victory smile upon?!
[20:09] ---
Gero!
SIGN Cheer Cheer Cheer
[20:11] ---
Goal!
[20:13] ---
But who is the winner?!
SIGN Photo Finish Please wait a moment.
[20:16] ---
Please wait for the results
of the photo finish analysis!
SIGN Photo Finish Please wait a moment.
SIGN Photo Finish Please wait a moment.
[20:26] ---
Afro!
SIGN Decided! The Year of Keron
[20:28] ---
Yes!
[20:29] ---
Victory!
[20:30] ---
D-Darn it!
SIGN Awards Ceremony
[20:32] ---
And so, congratulations!
SIGN Silver Medal
[20:38] ---
Silver medal!
SIGN Bronze Medal
[20:40] ---
A bronze medal over here!
[20:41] ---
Wait a second!
[20:43] ---
What do you mean, silver medal?
[20:45] ---
That's the result of the
photo finish analysis.
[20:47] ---
Look!
SIGN Afro x 2
[20:49] ---
Afro x 2!
[20:51] ---
So a shot from farther back reveals...
SIGN Dasonu Maso
[20:54] ---
Dasonu Maso!
SIGN Crash
[20:56] ---
Crash!
[20:59] ---
Or, like, confused muddle?
[21:01] ---
And so,
[21:03] ---
next year will be the Year of Dasonu Maso!
[21:06] ---
Good effort, everyone!
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[21:08] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[21:09] ---
This is what they call a punchline!
[21:12] ---
And now that I've shown you how it's done,
[21:14] ---
adios!
[21:22] ---
Gero...
SIGN Year of the Dasonu Maso
[21:23] ---
N-Next year's Space New Year's postcards...
[21:27] ---
And so, after all that,
the Year of the Frog...
[21:29] ---
I mean, the Year of Keron...
was not meant to be.
[21:33] ---
Have a good evening.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN Suddenly!!
SIGN 556 bursts in!!
[23:09] ---
My beloved Dangal!
[23:11] ---
As you know, it's a ripoff of Gundam,
[23:13] ---
and when I accidentally bought it as a kid,
[23:15] ---
I became a laughingstock,
[23:17] ---
but now it's a precious treasure
among hardcore fans!
[23:20] ---
That aside,
SIGN Modeler Soul
[23:21] ---
it's moving!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: You Get One Chance, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Dangal Rising, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
Those two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E297 - Keroro: You Get One Chance, Sir! / Dangal Rising, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Cooking Idol ♥
[01:30] ---
The cooking idol, Kerorinrin!
SIGN Kerorinrin
[01:33] ---
This week, we're going to make
a delicious dessert!
[01:38] ---
It's started!
[01:39] ---
Get my memo pad ready...
[01:41] ---
Huh? Sergeant, it's unusual to see
you watching a cooking program.
[01:46] ---
I thought I'd expand my
cooking repertoire a little.
[01:50] ---
Whoops. Better record it, too.
[01:52] ---
Gero?
[01:53] ---
Jeez, at a time like this...
[01:57] ---
Hello? Kero kero.
[01:59] ---
Mother?
[02:00] ---
What's up?
[02:00] ---
Then put all of the ingredients in the pot
[02:01] ---
Yeah, I'm fine.
[02:03] ---
Right now?
[02:03] ---
and turn on the burner.
[02:04] ---
I'm a little busy.
[02:06] ---
You sent over sweet bean jelly?
[02:06] ---
Huh? It won't light...
[02:08] ---
Thank you.
[02:09] ---
I'm just kind of busy...
[02:12] ---
Wh-What happened?!
[02:14] ---
The lesson for today is:
[02:16] ---
when you're cooking, be careful with fire.
SIGN The End
[02:24] ---
Keroro: You Get One Chance, Sir!
[02:31] ---
Uncle...
[02:32] ---
Please cheer up!
[02:34] ---
I missed the important scene,
[02:37] ---
and it didn't record properly.
[02:39] ---
Forget it.
[02:40] ---
I've got nothing.
[02:42] ---
When you're facing an opponent
that you have to bring down,
[02:46] ---
the more ammo you have in reserve,
[02:47] ---
the lower your accuracy.
[02:50] ---
What does that mean?
[02:51] ---
The cause is probably your naive thinking
[02:54] ---
that you'd record it on video
[02:56] ---
and watch it later.
[02:58] ---
Gero...
[02:59] ---
Come to think of it,
this didn't happen a long time ago.
[03:05] ---
Back then,
[03:06] ---
on days when I wanted to
watch something on TV,
[03:08] ---
I always rushed home
[03:09] ---
so I would be in time.
SIGN Manga Country
[03:14] ---
We didn't have video,
[03:16] ---
so I'd watch for all I was worth,
[03:19] ---
burning the images into my mind.
[03:27] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[03:28] ---
I just thought of a new invasion plan!
[03:31] ---
Really?!
[03:36] ---
Lady Mois!
SIGN Friendship
[03:37] ---
I'm ready!
[03:39] ---
It's almost time for the
broadcast of Captain Geroro!
[03:42] ---
Your posture is good, Uncle!
[03:44] ---
Distance is good!
[03:46] ---
Floor cushion is puffed up fine!
[03:48] ---
You went to the bathroom beforehand, check!
[03:49] ---
Turn on the TV!
SIGN Tabo and Abo's Weather Report
[03:53] ---
Confirm the channel!
SIGN The End
[03:54] ---
The broadcast is starting in 60 seconds!
[03:56] ---
Wait a second...
[03:57] ---
How is this an invasion plan?
[04:00] ---
This is a link in my plan.
[04:03] ---
It's special training to
strengthen the power of the will
[04:06] ---
by not letting that one chance get away!
[04:08] ---
Power of the will?
[04:09] ---
I realized it.
[04:12] ---
These days, you can record TV shows
with a hard disk recorder
[04:15] ---
and watch movies by buying them on DVD.
[04:18] ---
It's a truly convenient age.
[04:20] ---
However...
[04:21] ---
TV shows and movies
[04:22] ---
you used to watch are recalled
[04:24] ---
more vividly than recent TV shows.
[04:26] ---
Why is that?!
[04:28] ---
Long ago, if you didn't miss
[04:30] ---
the one-time chance to enjoy that program,
SIGN Recording Sound of Anime
[04:33] ---
you'd watch the heck out of it,
[04:34] ---
and because of that, it could be
unforgettably moving.
[04:39] ---
And this could also hold true
for the invasion, right?!
[04:42] ---
"Even if we fail this time,
there's always next time!"
[04:46] ---
"We can just do our best next time!"
[04:48] ---
I propose that mentality
[04:50] ---
is the biggest reason we can't
succeed with our plans every time!
[04:55] ---
Now that you bring it up, you're right.
[04:57] ---
Wait a second!
[04:58] ---
Is that how you've been thinking of
the Pekopon invasion all this time?!
[05:02] ---
You moron!
[05:03] ---
You're just realizing that now?
[05:04] ---
Three seconds to go!
[05:05] ---
Two!
[05:06] ---
One!
SIGN Captain Geroro
[05:13] ---
It's starting!
[05:14] ---
Good luck, Uncle!
[05:16] ---
Do your best, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:17] ---
Does this really count as special training?
[05:20] ---
We should be getting results soon.
[05:22] ---
Results?
[05:23] ---
A sharpened power of concentration,
[05:26] ---
judgment, and mental strength that
adapts to unexpected situations...
[05:30] ---
All of those things will be quantified.
[05:32] ---
That's the power level of his will.
[05:35] ---
Uncle's will power level
[05:37] ---
just shot past 80%!
[05:39] ---
He's easily sailing past the
numbers of an average Joe.
[05:45] ---
I can see it...
[05:46] ---
I can see it!
[05:48] ---
The images! The dialog! The sound effects!
[05:51] ---
If I miss it,
[05:52] ---
I'll never be able to see it!
[05:54] ---
The more I think that,
[05:56] ---
the details that I couldn't see
when watching a recorded show
[06:00] ---
flow through my head like a wave!
[06:06] ---
Uncle's will power level
[06:08] ---
has just exceeded 200%!
[06:11] ---
Incredible!
[06:12] ---
An accident has happened!
[06:15] ---
Uncle, we have a problem!
[06:17] ---
The live baseball broadcast on a
different channel is running long!
[06:19] ---
Yaoi's UFO Special
[06:21] ---
is going to overlap with the next show
you want to see after that!
SIGN Tada Newspaper
[06:28] ---
What should I do?!
[06:30] ---
Which one should I see?!
[06:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant! Right now,
you just need to focus on the TV!
SIGN Tada Newspaper
[06:36] ---
That's right!
[06:37] ---
Concentrate...
[06:40] ---
He's recovered!
[06:43] ---
Another accident has happened!
[06:45] ---
We've got a problem!
[06:46] ---
A heat signature is approaching
the special training studio!
[06:51] ---
Hey, stupid frog!
[06:53] ---
It's your turn to clean the bathtub today...
[06:59] ---
Hey! What is this?!
[07:01] ---
He's making Natsumi leave?!
[07:03] ---
What was that whirlwind?!
[07:05] ---
That's a physical manifestation of
the power of the commander's will.
[07:10] ---
The special training is
becoming even more severe!
SIGN Shonen Shomp
[07:13] ---
Reading this week's
manga magazines in one sitting!
[07:15] ---
It's forbidden to return to any pages!
SIGN Moon Pen Hiko
[07:18] ---
Reading at the same speed
[07:20] ---
as the actions taking place in the manga
[07:22] ---
is the best way to burn
the contents into my mind!
SIGN Winner
[07:29] ---
If he gets a winning ice cream stick,
he has to dash to the store
[07:32] ---
to get a free one right away!
[07:35] ---
If I treasure the winning stick,
[07:38] ---
I'll be sure to lose it!
[07:40] ---
And so, the sergeant,
after undergoing rigorous training...
[07:43] ---
Uncle's can't-miss, one-time-chance
strong willpower level
[07:50] ---
is staying at 1,000% that of his normal level!
[07:55] ---
Wha...?! That's...
SIGN Missile #1, which will definitely make the invasion of Pekopon successful if it's fired
[08:00] ---
Missile #1, which will definitely
[08:02] ---
make the invasion of Pekopon
successful if it's fired!
[08:05] ---
If this is fired off,
[08:07] ---
the invasion of Pekopon
will be a fait accompli.
[08:10] ---
However...
[08:11] ---
...if the level of Commander's willpower
should dip under 1,000%, even for a moment,
[08:15] ---
I designed it to break into pieces!
[08:19] ---
You didn't have to do that!
[08:22] ---
Perhaps that kind of halfhearted feeling
[08:23] ---
is the reason our plans have failed
so often in the past, Giroro-kun.
[08:28] ---
Now, then!
[08:29] ---
Let's get started!
[08:32] ---
Launch switch standby!
[08:34] ---
From Uncle to the switch, all green!
[08:38] ---
There are no obstacles in the way!
[08:41] ---
I disposed of all projected interference.
[08:45] ---
Hey! Let me out of here!
[08:46] ---
This is mean, Sergeant Major!
[08:48] ---
Keroro-kun!
[08:50] ---
All you have to do is move forward
and push the button!
[08:55] ---
Will the sergeant reach the switch?
[08:58] ---
What fate is in store for Earth?!
[09:02] ---
But just then...
[09:03] ---
We have a problem!
[09:05] ---
A just-released Gundam model
is on the path to the goal!
[09:09] ---
You could've predicted this!
[09:11] ---
How could you let it get past you?!
[09:13] ---
Get rid of it now!
[09:14] ---
We can't! There's no time!
[09:19] ---
Just when they all gave up,
[09:21] ---
a miracle occurred.
[09:27] ---
He ignored the Gundam model?!
[09:29] ---
That's right!
[09:29] ---
The sergeant's willpower
[09:31] ---
has excluded the Gundam model
from his field of vision.
[09:34] ---
This is a somewhat different Keroro.
[09:37] ---
He may actually follow through!
[09:39] ---
But just then...
[09:41] ---
...an unexpected accident
happened to the sergeant.
[09:43] ---
What?!
SIGN Suddenly!!
[09:46] ---
A sudden intrusion from 556!
SIGN 556 Intrusion!!
[09:48] ---
Figures it would end like this!
[09:51] ---
He ignored that, too?!
SIGN Suddenly!!
[09:53] ---
Suddenly, Joriri appears!
SIGN Joriri appears!!
[09:55] ---
If you ask me...
[09:57] ---
Spinning yoo-hoo!
[09:59] ---
Amazing!
[10:00] ---
Normally the first half would
end on a cheap note like that!
[10:04] ---
But just then...
[10:05] ---
There's more?
[10:07] ---
Suddenly, a giant creature
attacks Inner-Tokyo!
SIGN Giant Creature Attack
[10:14] ---
But then...
SIGN Giant Comet Comes Flying In
[10:15] ---
...a giant comet suddenly
comes flying towards Earth!
[10:22] ---
Wow! He even batted away the comet!
[10:25] ---
Now nothing can stop Keroro!
[10:28] ---
The suspense has been built up,
[10:31] ---
but can he see it through?
[10:33] ---
To be continued after the commercials!
[10:42] ---
He even blew away the eyecatch!
[10:45] ---
He finally made it to the launch button!
[10:48] ---
His willpower level is at a steady 1,000%!
[10:51] ---
Oh, no!
[10:51] ---
Sarge!
[10:52] ---
Commander-dono!
[10:53] ---
At last...
[10:55] ---
At last!
[10:57] ---
Will Earth finally fall
into the platoon's hands?!
SIGN Launch Switch Plug
[11:07] ---
Oh, looks like we're okay. Good.
[11:18] ---
When you think of playing in the snow,
[11:19] ---
you think of snowball fights,
building a snowman, making an igloo...
[11:22] ---
Did you know there are more
fun ways to play in the snow?
SIGN Toocold Village
SIGN First Wacky Toocold Village Snow Sculpture Contest
[11:27] ---
All right, everyone!
SIGN First Wacky Toocold Village Snow Sculpture Contest
[11:28] ---
Do your best to make
wonderful snow sculptures!
[11:31] ---
Okay!
SIGN Pretending to be children Wearing Pekopon suits
[11:33] ---
Okay!
[11:35] ---
Snow sculptures!
[11:36] ---
I'm used to plastic and polyester putty,
[11:38] ---
so in the face of this new,
[11:39] ---
different material, snow...
[11:42] ---
...right now,
SIGN Modeler Soul
[11:43] ---
my modeler soul is burning crimson!
[11:47] ---
But why do we have to help?
[11:50] ---
Oh, what's wrong with that?
[11:52] ---
You don't get the chance to make
a snow sculpture every day!
[11:55] ---
This should be fun!
[11:56] ---
Or, like, winters only?
[11:59] ---
Then let's get started!
[12:05] ---
Dangal Rising, Sir!
[12:16] ---
Hi!
[12:18] ---
We're definitely going to win this!
[12:22] ---
This time our theme is...
[12:25] ---
...a knockdown 1:1 Dangal statue!
SIGN 1/1 Dangal
[12:28] ---
That's the life-size statue
that was constructed
[12:31] ---
in Inner-Tokyo over summer vacation, right?
[12:33] ---
Right!
[12:34] ---
That degree of perfection! That impact!
[12:36] ---
And its might!
[12:38] ---
We're going to create a snow sculpture
[12:40] ---
that's its equal in every way!
[12:43] ---
But can you make a snow sculpture?
[12:46] ---
Who do you think you're
talking to, Natsumi-kun?
[12:49] ---
Blackie!
[12:50] ---
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky!
[12:55] ---
Observe the various modeling skills forged
from constant plastic model building.
[13:00] ---
Sarge...
[13:00] ---
Gero?
[13:03] ---
I drilled right through it!
[13:05] ---
Unlucky...
[13:06] ---
Yeah, unlucky.
[13:08] ---
Doing it like a plastic model won't work.
[13:09] ---
Change of plans!
[13:11] ---
Plan B is activated!
[13:16] ---
This is a giant Dangal mold machine I had
[13:19] ---
a Shizuoka craftsman make for me.
[13:22] ---
You used the invasion budget
on this kind of thing again?!
[13:25] ---
See what the machine can do before
making comments like that!
[13:31] ---
With this,
[13:32] ---
we'll have a realistic Dangal
in no time at all!
[13:38] ---
Success!
[13:40] ---
That failed, too.
[13:42] ---
Hey...
[13:43] ---
Gero?
[13:44] ---
You need to stomp on the snow
to make it good for packing.
[13:48] ---
You also have to mix in a little
water and freeze it, too.
[13:52] ---
Gero...
[13:52] ---
Really?
[13:55] ---
It looks like the kids are the veterans
[13:57] ---
when it comes to making snow sculptures.
[13:59] ---
Well, I guess the point is to not think
about making it easy on yourself,
[14:02] ---
but to work steadily.
[14:04] ---
You're right.
[14:06] ---
Let's do our best together, Sarge!
[14:08] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[14:10] ---
Roger, sir!
SIGN Shake hands with Dangal in Inner-Tokyo He's cool! Dangal Plaza this summer vacation
[14:41] ---
All right!
[14:42] ---
We did it!
[14:45] ---
Looks like we made it in time
for tomorrow's judging.
[14:48] ---
It's cute, isn't it?
[14:50] ---
But it's a little different
from the 1:1 scale Dangal.
[14:54] ---
This isn't what I had in mind.
[14:55] ---
Yeah...
[14:57] ---
Awesome...
[14:59] ---
Mr. Sergeant?
[15:00] ---
It's awesome!
[15:01] ---
Our snow Dangal!
[15:03] ---
It is, isn't it, Uncle?
[15:04] ---
It's totally awesome!
[15:07] ---
I understand!
[15:07] ---
I understand that sense of accomplishment.
[15:23] ---
Hey, you know something?
[15:24] ---
Know what?
[15:26] ---
About Inner-Tokyo's 1:1 scale Dangal!
[15:28] ---
Oh! Apparently it's really cool.
[15:31] ---
I wonder if it's cooler than me.
[15:33] ---
Of course it's cooler than you!
[15:37] ---
Yeah...
[15:39] ---
I wanna see it!
[15:41] ---
I wonder if Inner-Tokyo is far from here.
SIGN Beckoning Cat 10,000 Coins
[15:44] ---
What are you talking about?
[15:45] ---
We're snow sculptures,
[15:48] ---
so there's no way we can
go to a place like that!
[15:51] ---
What she said!
[16:06] ---
I wonder what that was...
SIGN First Wacky Toocold Village Snow Sculpture Contest
[16:13] ---
Gero!
SIGN Cat
SIGN Snow
Dangal
[16:17] ---
The Dangal sculpture is gone!
[16:20] ---
I don't believe it...
[16:21] ---
It was right here yesterday.
[16:23] ---
Maybe another team did it?
[16:24] ---
I'm sure no one would've gone to the trouble.
[16:27] ---
But...
[16:28] ---
Forget it.
[16:29] ---
Sarge...
[16:34] ---
The winner is the Melody Honey team!
[16:37] ---
Oh! We did it!
[16:39] ---
Thank you!
[16:40] ---
Uncle...
SIGN Snow Dangal Created by the Hinata household
SIGN History of Toocold Village
[16:45] ---
I feel sorry for stupid frog.
[16:48] ---
He worked so hard on it...
[16:50] ---
Yeah...
SIGN History of Toocold Village
SIGN Legend of Toocold Village
[16:57] ---
This is...
[17:02] ---
Guess we'll go home first...
[17:04] ---
Cheer up, Mr. Sergeant.
[17:08] ---
It's bad enough to make you depressed?
SIGN Fuyuki
[17:11] ---
Sarge! Sarge!
[17:13] ---
Master Fuyuki! What's wrong?
[17:15] ---
I figured out how Dangal disappeared!
[17:19] ---
There's a record of a
homemade doll walking through
[17:21] ---
the village in the middle
of the night a long time ago,
[17:24] ---
and ever since then,
[17:26] ---
it's said that whenever
someone creates something
[17:28] ---
with all their might there,
it'll have a soul!
[17:30] ---
Then the snow Dangal Mr. Sergeant
made with heart and soul
[17:34] ---
has its own soul?
[17:35] ---
So it walked somewhere?
[17:38] ---
But where?
[17:41] ---
Are we under attack?!
[17:43] ---
No. It seems something
[17:45] ---
in the container is acting violent.
[17:47] ---
Violent?
[17:50] ---
What is this?
[17:55] ---
Snow Dangal?!
[17:57] ---
You stowed away on our transport plane?!
[17:59] ---
I was right!
[18:00] ---
Sarge! Your snow Dangal has a soul!
[18:05] ---
Keroro!
[18:06] ---
Calm this thing down!
[18:08] ---
What am I supposed to do?
[18:09] ---
Come on! No need to be so destructive!
[18:13] ---
Gero?!
[18:14] ---
Hey! What are you...?
[18:15] ---
Huh?
[18:17] ---
This is...
[18:21] ---
"Dangal in Inner-Tokyo..."
[18:23] ---
Maybe you want to go see this?
[18:29] ---
Got it!
[18:31] ---
Snow Dangal, we'll make your dream come true!
[18:35] ---
If we must...
[18:36] ---
It'll be a moving meeting!
[18:38] ---
Yellow!
[18:39] ---
Yeah, yeah. Gotcha.
[18:41] ---
Setting a course for Inner-Tokyo,
[18:43] ---
full speed ahead!
[18:47] ---
Gero?!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Harbor Park
[18:48] ---
Hey! What is this?!
[18:50] ---
It's been removed?
[18:52] ---
Why would they do that?!
[18:54] ---
They went to the trouble of making it,
[18:56] ---
so they should've left it here forever!
[18:57] ---
Never gonna happen.
[19:00] ---
A huge thing like that
gets creaky as it ages,
[19:03] ---
so it's a pain just to maintain it.
[19:05] ---
It's like a snow sculpture.
[19:07] ---
It can't be...
[19:09] ---
I wanted to show it to
the snow Dangal so badly...
[19:11] ---
Uncle!
[19:13] ---
Gero?
[19:14] ---
Snow Dangal!
[19:15] ---
Was it always that small?!
[19:17] ---
Huh?
[19:17] ---
No, you idiots! It's getting smaller
because it's melting!
[19:20] ---
Gero! Seriously?
[19:21] ---
What should we do?
[19:23] ---
F-For starters, we'll cool off the snow Dangal!
[19:29] ---
This should keep it intact for now.
[19:31] ---
But it's only a matter of time
before it melts.
SIGN Voice Only
[19:37] ---
Keroro-san!
[19:38] ---
Gero!
[19:38] ---
Momocchi!
[19:39] ---
Fuyuki-kun told me what's going on.
[19:42] ---
The 1:1 scale Dangal you're looking for
[19:44] ---
is in our warehouse!
SIGN Dangal Only
[19:46] ---
You don't have to worry.
SIGN Voice Only
[19:48] ---
Really?!
[19:49] ---
Yes!
[19:50] ---
I bought it when I heard.
[19:52] ---
I'm just glad I found it
before they dismantled it!
[19:55] ---
Lady Momoka!
[19:56] ---
Knock it off!
[19:56] ---
I'm so grateful to you!
[19:58] ---
Hee hee! Oh, yeah!
[20:07] ---
Sarge!
[20:08] ---
This way!
[20:17] ---
I'll show it to you now!
[20:20] ---
Huh?
[20:21] ---
Gero?
[20:24] ---
Snow Dangal!
[20:26] ---
You became this small...
[20:31] ---
Look, snow Dangal!
[20:33] ---
The 1:1 scale Dangal you wanted to see!
[20:37] ---
Can you...
[20:39] ---
Can you see it?!
[20:44] ---
Amazing...
[20:46] ---
It is much cooler than me!
[20:51] ---
Snow Dangal!
[20:52] ---
You're totally cool yourself!
[20:56] ---
Thank you, everyone.
[20:58] ---
Goodbye.
[21:04] ---
Sarge...
[21:06] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[21:11] ---
Snow Dangal...
[21:12] ---
I'll make you again next year.
[21:15] ---
Until then...
[21:19] ---
...it's farewell for a while!
[21:21] ---
If you make a snowman one day,
and it disappears the next,
[21:27] ---
just maybe it went for a walk somewhere.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Fuyuki here!
[23:08] ---
Aside from the famous
Nostradamus prophecies,
[23:11] ---
there have been many "end times" prophecies
from all over the world since ancient times.
SIGN Frog Repellent
[23:15] ---
But none of them has ever come true.
[23:18] ---
It's kind of disappointing.
[23:20] ---
That aside,
[23:21] ---
if they're right, then everyone will die!
[23:23] ---
"Mois: Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Saburo: Boy of Many Mysteries, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E298 - Mois: Farewell, Pekopon, Sir! / Saburo: Boy of Many Mysteries, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:44] ---
Angol Mois of the Angol tribe.
[01:46] ---
Right now, she's facing a conundrum.
[01:53] ---
What should I do?
[02:04] ---
Mois: Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!
SIGN Photon Belt
Full View and Explanation
[02:10] ---
One hypothesis holds that the effect
[02:12] ---
of this photon belt
[02:14] ---
will deal Earth a devastating blow in 2012.
[02:18] ---
A terrifying prospect, isn't it?
[02:20] ---
The photon belt, huh?
[02:20] ---
After the commercials,
we'll get into the details.
[02:22] ---
What do you think, Fuyuki?
[02:23] ---
You like that kind of thing, don't you?
[02:26] ---
There's no reliability whatsoever,
[02:28] ---
so it's not worth researching.
[02:31] ---
Plus we live with real aliens
[02:33] ---
and the Great Lord of Terror, right?
[02:40] ---
Speak of the devil! Mois-chan!
[02:42] ---
Want to munch on rice crackers with us?
[02:49] ---
What's wrong?
[02:51] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[02:56] ---
Hey! Look what you did to me!
[02:58] ---
There!
[02:59] ---
Hold it!
[03:03] ---
T-Tamama-san...
[03:05] ---
Y-You...
[03:07] ---
If you think you get away with
[03:08] ---
slamming a door in my face
by shedding crocodile tears
[03:11] ---
and trying to make nice, forget it!
[03:13] ---
Hey, wait!
[03:14] ---
What are you doing?!
[03:15] ---
You are gonna poison me!
[03:18] ---
Huh?
[03:22] ---
Seriously?
SIGN Congratulations! V Plan Fire Brigade
[03:25] ---
After that, in the secret underground base...
[03:28] ---
And so,
[03:30] ---
we've formed a wonderful fire brigade
[03:33] ---
in case a fire breaks out here
at the secret base.
[03:36] ---
Applause!
[03:40] ---
I call it the V Plan Fire Brigade!
[03:43] ---
Observe!
SIGN Silence
[03:48] ---
Huh?
[03:49] ---
L-Lady Mois!
[03:52] ---
Lady Mois!
[03:55] ---
Sorry!
SIGN Don't Pull
[03:57] ---
That's the wrong one!
[03:58] ---
Gero!
[03:59] ---
I'm sorry!
[04:00] ---
That's the wrong one, too!
[04:06] ---
Gero!
SIGN Frog Brigade
[04:13] ---
When the curtain rose,
the water was supposed to
[04:16] ---
spray together,
and you'd see
a beautiful rainbow...
[04:19] ---
That's stupid!
[04:20] ---
I stayed up all night preparing it...
[04:23] ---
U-Uncle...
[04:25] ---
I'm sorry!
[04:28] ---
You made her cry.
[04:30] ---
I did?
[04:31] ---
That woman has been
behaving strangely lately.
[04:35] ---
That's right!
[04:36] ---
Mois-chan has been acting weird!
[04:38] ---
I heard she cried the other day, too.
[04:42] ---
I'm concerned.
[04:44] ---
This time around,
as the "Uncle" she relies on,
[04:48] ---
I think I'll talk to her
about any problem she has.
[04:59] ---
Lady Mois...
[05:01] ---
So this is where you've been.
[05:04] ---
Uncle?
[05:05] ---
It seems there's something on your mind.
[05:08] ---
H-How do you know?
[05:10] ---
Gero gero!
[05:12] ---
I can tell just by looking at you.
[05:16] ---
Uncle...
[05:24] ---
I'm lost.
[05:27] ---
I don't know what to do.
[05:31] ---
There's no need to be lost.
[05:35] ---
You should just do what
you want to do, Lady Mois.
[05:39] ---
B-But...
[05:40] ---
It's better to do something and feel regret
[05:42] ---
than to not do something and feel regret.
[05:45] ---
Besides, whatever happens,
I'll always be on your side.
[05:51] ---
Uncle...
[05:54] ---
Thank you!
[05:56] ---
Thanks to you, I've made up my mind!
[05:59] ---
Lady Mois really was troubled, huh?
[06:05] ---
I'm back!
[06:07] ---
How did it go with Mois-chan?
[06:08] ---
Well, after I listened to her troubles
as her dashing uncle,
[06:13] ---
it seems like a weight
has been lifted from her.
[06:14] ---
Gero gerori!
[06:15] ---
I see. That's good to hear.
[06:17] ---
I'm brilliant when it comes to
advising people on their problems.
[06:22] ---
Kindness and compassion.
[06:23] ---
Like a man who can be relied on, perhaps?
[06:27] ---
I don't see it.
[06:28] ---
What's this? Lady Natsumi...
[06:30] ---
It looks like you're troubled about a man.
[06:34] ---
What's that?!
[06:35] ---
I'm a middle-aged ladykiller! Gero gero gero!
[06:41] ---
What's that?!
[06:42] ---
Don't tell me... the photon belt?!
[06:44] ---
No! This is...
[06:51] ---
I was right!
[06:53] ---
Uncle!
[06:54] ---
Give me a minute!
[06:55] ---
I'm in the middle of Armageddon here.
SIGN Armageddon
[07:00] ---
Armageddon is a terrifying attack
SIGN Hinata House
SIGN Earth's Crust
SIGN Lithosphere
Asthenosphere
SIGN Mantle
[07:03] ---
that only the Angol tribe can use,
in which terrible tremors
SIGN Outer Core
SIGN Inner Core
[07:06] ---
do something to an active fault line,
[07:09] ---
causing the destruction of an entire planet.
[07:15] ---
That's right!
[07:15] ---
You may have forgotten this,
[07:18] ---
but Mois-chan is the Great Lord of Terror,
[07:20] ---
and originally came to Earth to destroy it!
SIGN True Form
SIGN Ultimate Secret
[07:24] ---
Keroro! This is bad!
[07:26] ---
What's all the brouhaha?
[07:28] ---
A guy can't get any peace and quiet.
[07:30] ---
After you gave me advice,
[07:32] ---
I broke through my doubts!
[07:34] ---
My true purpose in coming to Pekopon!
[07:36] ---
That is, I'm going to destroy Pekopon!
[07:39] ---
Or, like, starting intent?
[07:41] ---
Oh, no!
[07:42] ---
Ow!
[07:43] ---
You dented my head!
[07:44] ---
Listen, stupid frog!
[07:46] ---
This is your fault!
[07:47] ---
Do something about it!
[07:49] ---
But after all, I didn't know this was
what she was troubled about!
SIGN Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon
[07:55] ---
A-Anyway, call it off! Call it off!
[07:57] ---
Lady Mois!
[07:58] ---
Cancel the destruction of Pekopon!
[08:00] ---
Did you say something?
[08:02] ---
Tell me after I finish this!
SIGN Armageddon Armageddon Armageddon
[08:04] ---
It'll be too late then!
[08:07] ---
What are you gonna do?!
[08:09] ---
I... I know!
[08:10] ---
I'll try calling Lady Mois's father
[08:12] ---
and ask him to cancel it!
[08:15] ---
The number's not in here!
[08:17] ---
What about Mois-chan's cell phone?
[08:19] ---
So where is it?
[08:25] ---
That's right.
[08:26] ---
Mois-chan's cell phone is the item
[08:28] ---
that transforms her into
the Great Lord of Terror form!
[08:32] ---
Boy, I totally forgot about that detail.
[08:36] ---
Thanks for the play-by-play!
[08:38] ---
Sorry!
[08:41] ---
Pekopon's destruction level is over 90%.
[08:45] ---
At this rate. Pekopon will split in two
in a matter of minutes.
[08:51] ---
Th-Then the nature and animals
I love will all...?
[08:54] ---
Listen to me!
SIGN Mortified
Mortified
SIGN Mortified
Mortified
[09:00] ---
For just an instant,
[09:01] ---
for just a moment, I worried about her.
[09:04] ---
I am ticked off at myself!
[09:07] ---
You are gonna get kicked by the Crow!
SIGN Snag
[09:14] ---
You were aiming for the crow, weren't you?
[09:18] ---
Destruction level is past 98%!
[09:21] ---
Are you ready?
[09:24] ---
Don't tell me Nostradamus's prophecy
[09:27] ---
for 1999 was just off by ten years?!
[09:31] ---
I hate prophecies like that!
[09:33] ---
I-It's too late!
[09:36] ---
E-Everyone!
[09:37] ---
Thank you for all of your support!
SIGN The End
[09:43] ---
Goodbye!
[09:44] ---
See you again sometime!
[09:56] ---
Hello?
[09:57] ---
It's your father, Angol Mois!
[10:00] ---
Well, did you do it, Mois?
[10:02] ---
Actually, I'm doing it right now!
[10:04] ---
I'm almost finished, so don't worry!
[10:07] ---
I see, I see!
[10:09] ---
Because you can't have your space
residence card listing you here forever.
SIGN The End
[10:15] ---
Your space residence card still shows
that you live here,
[10:17] ---
which is why I told you before
[10:19] ---
to get that paperwork done
to update it, remember?
[10:21] ---
In fact, I told you in
that last letter to do it.
[10:25] ---
Letter...
[10:27] ---
So when you wrote,
[10:28] ---
"Get it done soon,"
SIGN Get it done soon
[10:31] ---
you meant the paperwork
for my residence card?
SIGN Love, Papa
SIGN The End
[10:34] ---
Lady Mois, could I talk to
your father for a minute?
[10:39] ---
Oh, Master Keroro! Long time no talk!
[10:42] ---
Um, about the destruction of Pekopon...
[10:45] ---
Destruction?!
[10:46] ---
Eventually someone might
go over there for that,
[10:49] ---
but for now, well,
[10:51] ---
I think it's best to have Mois assist you.
[10:55] ---
So in the end...
[10:57] ---
...it was Mois-chan's misunderstanding?
[11:05] ---
Everyone!
[11:07] ---
From now on, I'll continue to do my best
with the invasion of Pekopon,
[11:09] ---
so thank you in advance for your support!
[11:12] ---
You don't have to do your best with that...
[11:16] ---
I'm going to Space City Hall,
Pekopon branch!
[11:19] ---
Or, like, moving notice?
[11:25] ---
In short,
[11:26] ---
the peril of Earth's destruction passed.
[11:28] ---
However, as long as the Angol tribe exists
[11:30] ---
and sits in judgment on planets,
[11:33] ---
the crisis could return someday.
[11:37] ---
Or, like, closely shaving?
[11:49] ---
Hey, look!
[11:51] ---
He's as cool as ever.
[11:52] ---
I'll say!
[11:54] ---
But did you hear?
[11:55] ---
Nobody knows where he lives!
[11:58] ---
No way! Really?
[12:00] ---
Nobody knows if he's got any
brothers or sisters, either!
[12:03] ---
He really is a mystery.
[12:04] ---
Maybe that rumor about him is true!
[12:08] ---
Oh, come on!
[12:14] ---
Natsumi, you didn't bring an umbrella?
[12:16] ---
Nope.
[12:18] ---
I'll run home.
[12:19] ---
Be careful.
[12:20] ---
I will.
[12:21] ---
Use this.
[12:25] ---
Saburo-senpai!
[12:26] ---
I... I'm fine!
[12:27] ---
Just take it. Don't worry about me.
[12:30] ---
See you!
[12:32] ---
Thank you!
[12:38] ---
He really is cool, isn't he?
[12:39] ---
I don't blame Natsumi for falling in love!
[12:42] ---
Gimme a break, Yayoi!
[12:43] ---
Don't say that in a loud voice!
[12:46] ---
Natsumi... That hurt...
[12:48] ---
But I keep thinking about that rumor.
[12:51] ---
Rumor?
[12:52] ---
Yeah!
[12:54] ---
The third-years talk about it.
[12:56] ---
They suspect Saburo-senpai might be an alien!
[13:00] ---
Really?
[13:02] ---
Jeez! What are you talking about?!
[13:04] ---
There are no aliens!
[13:07] ---
There are, right here.
[13:07] ---
Kero...
[13:11] ---
The decal is crooked!
[13:21] ---
Saburo: Boy of Many Mysteries, Sir!
[13:33] ---
Hi. How have you been?
[13:37] ---
That must've been tough!
[13:41] ---
But have you gained weight?
[13:41] ---
He's talking to a cat?
[13:43] ---
I think the rumor about him
being an alien is nonsense,
[13:46] ---
but there are many mysteries
surrounding Saburo-san.
[13:51] ---
Well, see you later.
[13:53] ---
All right!
[14:22] ---
He used his Reality Pen to make a door here,
[14:25] ---
but where is he going?
[14:30] ---
Wait!
[14:46] ---
Don't tell me...
[14:54] ---
Where am I?
[14:57] ---
Saburo-san?
[15:00] ---
We're just meters away from the ground.
[15:03] ---
But spread out all around us
[15:10] ---
is a different world from the one we know.
[15:28] ---
That's...
[15:29] ---
...American Navy Flight 19, which went missing
over the Bermuda area in 1945?!
[15:36] ---
Then this is...
[15:50] ---
Wh-What is this?!
[15:52] ---
Gegero gegero!
[15:54] ---
Sarge?!
[15:56] ---
Gegero!
[15:57] ---
You speak far too familiarly
for a mere Pekoponian!
[16:00] ---
Gegero!
[16:02] ---
What's happening, Sarge?! Why are we here?
[16:05] ---
Is this another one of your plans?
[16:09] ---
Who are you?
[16:12] ---
Sarge, what's wrong?
[16:15] ---
What's all the fuss?
[16:18] ---
Saburo-san!
[16:20] ---
A lowly Pekoponian
[16:22] ---
has no right to say my name.
[16:25] ---
I am the conqueror of the cosmos,
[16:27] ---
General Saburo!
[16:30] ---
Soldiers, escort this Pekoponian
to the garbage disposal plant!
[16:34] ---
Saburo!
[16:35] ---
Hey, knock it off!
[16:38] ---
What's going on here?!
[16:43] ---
Saburo-san!
[16:44] ---
Hey.
[16:45] ---
Who might you be?
[16:47] ---
Sneaking into my hideout by yourself
[16:50] ---
takes real guts.
[16:52] ---
I...
[16:53] ---
I'm sorry!
[16:55] ---
Huh?
[16:59] ---
Who's that? He isn't Saburo-san!
[17:01] ---
Send out Saburo-san!
[17:03] ---
Ow!
[17:05] ---
Stop it!
[17:06] ---
Cut it out!
[17:10] ---
Thank goodness.
[17:12] ---
I returned to the original place.
[17:14] ---
Why, if it isn't Fuyuki-kun!
[17:17] ---
S-Saburo-san...
[17:18] ---
That outfit...
[17:20] ---
Why are you calling me "Saburo,"
a boy's name?
[17:23] ---
Have you forgotten me?
[17:26] ---
I'm Sabuko!
[17:27] ---
Sa-bu-ko!
[17:29] ---
Th-This time, Sabuko...
[17:32] ---
That aside, I found a lovely outfit!
[17:35] ---
Want to see me try it on, Fuyuki-kun?
[17:37] ---
I... I'll pass!
[17:39] ---
What the heck?!
[17:40] ---
Now what?!
[17:42] ---
You can try to escape,
[17:43] ---
but it won't do any good!
[17:45] ---
Kick his butt, boss!
[17:46] ---
You're gonna regret picking
a fight with the boss-man!
[17:49] ---
What?!
[17:50] ---
I would never pick a fight!
[17:51] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[17:53] ---
Don't lose!
[17:54] ---
Do your best!
[17:56] ---
Wh-What is this?!
[17:58] ---
Now's no time to chat with a woman...
[18:00] ---
I see...
[18:01] ---
Maybe this is a dream?
[18:04] ---
That's got to be it!
[18:05] ---
Then everything makes sense!
[18:07] ---
All right!
[18:10] ---
I'm gonna kick your butt!
[18:18] ---
B-Boss!
[18:20] ---
That hurt!
[18:21] ---
Then this isn't a dream?!
[18:28] ---
Wh-What's this?
[18:46] ---
I...
[18:48] ---
I'm a goner!
[18:50] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:54] ---
Saburo-san!
[18:55] ---
Grab hold!
[19:01] ---
Are you the real Saburo-san?!
[19:02] ---
Yeah! That's for sure!
[19:05] ---
Thank goodness!
[19:06] ---
You came to save me, huh?
[19:08] ---
That was the idea,
[19:10] ---
but now we both need to be saved!
[19:14] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[19:15] ---
Where do you want to fall?
[19:17] ---
I... I...
[19:20] ---
I don't wanna fall anywhere!
[19:25] ---
A shooting star!
[19:27] ---
Even though it's snowing. Strange...
[19:29] ---
But I'll wish for something.
[19:32] ---
Somebody, help!
[19:34] ---
Wait a second.
[19:36] ---
Saburo-san!
[19:52] ---
Sorry I scared you.
[19:54] ---
Y-You saved me!
[20:02] ---
You fell into the cracks
between parallel dimensions.
[20:06] ---
That's why it took some time to find you.
[20:09] ---
Do you always come and go between parallel
dimensions like that, Saburo-san?
[20:14] ---
Sometimes.
[20:15] ---
When I feel like seeing them.
[20:17] ---
Seeing what?
[20:19] ---
The various possibilities.
[20:21] ---
Various versions of myself.
[20:23] ---
That's right.
[20:24] ---
I acquired wings called freedom,
that can't be tied down by reality.
[20:27] ---
I mean my other self.
[20:30] ---
Your other self?
[20:32] ---
You're the same way, aren't you?
[20:34] ---
You were cool fighting, Fuyuki-kun.
[20:38] ---
That was...
[20:40] ---
Um...
[20:42] ---
Next time,
[20:43] ---
let's try meeting another Fuyuki-kun.
[20:46] ---
S-Sure.
[20:47] ---
But this is just between you and me.
[20:56] ---
I'm back.
[20:57] ---
Fuyuki!
[20:58] ---
Do you know what time it is?!
[21:00] ---
Sorry, Sis.
[21:02] ---
Hey!
[21:03] ---
At least tell me where you were!
[21:06] ---
I was with all kinds of Saburo-senpais.
[21:10] ---
All kinds of...
[21:11] ---
...Saburo-senpais?!
[21:13] ---
Wh-What do you mean by that?!
[21:16] ---
It's a secret.
[21:17] ---
Come on, Fuyuki!
[21:18] ---
You've got me curious! Tell me!
[21:21] ---
Forget it!
[21:22] ---
Please!
[21:23] ---
Tell me! Tell me!
[21:29] ---
That is...
[21:31] ---
...a se-cret!
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
SIGN G Extermination Plan
SIGN Kerorin
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
First alert announcement!
[23:11] ---
If anything about G aside from
the physical is confirmed,
SIGN Force
[23:16] ---
including chemistry, geology, spirit...
[23:19] ---
Wait...
[23:19] ---
That aside,
[23:20] ---
who is "G"?
[23:22] ---
"Giroro: Defeat G, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
"Giroro: G Raids Again, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
Those two stories! How's that?
[23:30] ---
Ge-Gero!
E299 - Giroro: Defeat G, Sir! / Giroro: G Raids Again, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN Todoroki
SIGN Todoroki Productions Co. Ltd.
SIGN Alert Level 1:
[01:39] ---
Alert Level 1:
SIGN Issued when any scientific, geological, meteorological, or psychological evidence, except for physical evidence, of G's activity has been confirmed.
[01:41] ---
Issued when any scientific, geological,
meteorological, or psychological evidence,
[01:47] ---
except for physical evidence,
of G's activity has been confirmed.
SIGN Hinata
SIGN Alert Level 2:
[02:01] ---
Alert Level 2:
SIGN Issued when G's physical activity, such as sound and movement, has been confirmed.
[02:03] ---
Issued when G's physical activity, such
as sound and movement, has been confirmed.
SIGN Alert Level 3:
[02:20] ---
Alert Level 3:
SIGN Issued when G has appeared.
[02:21] ---
Issued when G has appeared.
SIGN Defeat G!
SIGN
SIGN Giroro
[02:40] ---
Giroro: Defeat G, Sir!
SIGN Sir
SIGN Alert Level 4:
[02:45] ---
Alert Level 4:
SIGN Issued when G would certainly infiltrate into the Hinata household.
[02:46] ---
Issued when G would certainly infiltrate
into the Hinata household.
SIGN <G-Force HQ>
SIGN G-Force HQ
[02:56] ---
G-Force HQ.
[02:58] ---
I-Is that true, sir?
[03:00] ---
A G has appeared?
[03:02] ---
Yes. Without a doubt.
[03:04] ---
But... it's winter right now.
[03:07] ---
Do Gs not normally appear in summer?
[03:11] ---
Even in winter,
a warm house is heaven to a G.
[03:15] ---
They never completely cease their activity.
[03:18] ---
But we had Kululu completely exterminate
all the Gs from our house a while ago.
[03:24] ---
Which means...
[03:26] ---
...the G that attacked you, Lady Natsumi,
[03:28] ---
must have attacked from the outside, ma'am.
[03:31] ---
Or, like, lawless trespass?
[03:34] ---
If that's it,
[03:35] ---
we cannot afford to be inattentive.
[03:38] ---
If we allow the Gs to infiltrate this place,
[03:41] ---
they will multiply at lightning speed,
[03:43] ---
and not just in the Hinata house,
[03:45] ---
but this secret base
will also be ridden by Gs, sir!
[03:48] ---
Then we should ask Kululu
this time, too, and...
[03:51] ---
And yet he's out and not here
at such a critical time!
[03:55] ---
That Curry-Stink-kun!
[03:59] ---
There's nothing else for it...
this is an emergency!
[04:02] ---
Gero.
[04:06] ---
I hereby form the
Anti-G Interception Task Force!
[04:09] ---
Its name: G-Force!
SIGN G-Force
[04:12] ---
I will take command!
[04:13] ---
Giroro-senpai, your fighting spirit
is burning even more than usual!
[04:17] ---
Of course!
[04:18] ---
Gs are my arch nemeses!
[04:21] ---
Even on Keron, I fought and exterminated
countless Gs in my childhood!
[04:27] ---
I will not lose merely because the stage
for this battle has shifted to Pekopon!
[04:31] ---
I will exterminate the Gs without fail!
[04:33] ---
I hate Gs!
[04:36] ---
No kidding!
[04:37] ---
I hate Gs!
[04:38] ---
It's strange, isn't it?
[04:40] ---
I wonder why we think that way.
[04:41] ---
Just looking at them makes my skin crawl!
[04:44] ---
Gs are hated by both Keronians
and Pekoponians, aren't they, sir?
[04:49] ---
In any case, we must not allow those
Gs to infiltrate our borders!
[04:52] ---
We begin the operation at once!
[04:54] ---
Roger!
[04:55] ---
Or, like, insect control?
[04:59] ---
Gs get in through the slightest gaps.
[05:03] ---
Seal up every possible gap
throughout the house with tape,
[05:06] ---
cover things with nets,
[05:08] ---
plug things up, and make sure
they cannot get in!
[05:11] ---
To be extra sure,
[05:12] ---
disperse insecticide spray through
any routes the Gs are likely to use!
[05:16] ---
Furthermore!
[05:17] ---
All around, place potted herb plants
that exude scents the Gs hate!
[05:22] ---
With this, even the Gs shouldn't
be able to infiltrate so easily.
SIGN G Surveillance Room
[05:27] ---
However! We must not drop our guard!
SIGN Hinata House - Kitchen
[05:29] ---
All personnel are to stand by at their posts
in preparation for the Gs' infiltration!
SIGN Fuyuki's Room
SIGN Insecticide Spray
[05:33] ---
If the defense lines are breached by a G,
SIGN Living Room
[05:36] ---
you are to promptly initiate battle,
SIGN Natsumi's Room
[05:38] ---
and annihilate the target!
[05:48] ---
Gero...
[05:50] ---
Faucet, properly clos—
[05:52] ---
It's here!
[05:54] ---
G appears!
SIGN * Video processing applied.
[05:56] ---
There's a G... a G... a G in here!!
[05:59] ---
Curse you!!
[06:05] ---
Got you!
[06:09] ---
I won't let you win!
[06:10] ---
Not you, sir!
[06:13] ---
Gero!
[06:18] ---
How dare you... do that to my Mr. Sergeant?!
SIGN Sponsored by Pacific Pharmaceutical
SIGN Godzilla vs. King Gonge
[06:25] ---
You are an eyesore, you little bug!
[06:28] ---
Tamama... Im...pa...ct!
SIGN Uh?!
[06:38] ---
Uncle and Tamama-san have retired!
[06:42] ---
The G is currently headed
towards your room, Fuyuki-san.
[06:45] ---
N-No way!
[06:49] ---
I-It's here!!
[06:51] ---
Huh?
[06:52] ---
Where'd it go?
[06:56] ---
No!
[06:57] ---
Why did it have to go in here?!
[06:59] ---
I can't spray my precious books!
[07:02] ---
Ahhh, what do I do?!
[07:14] ---
Fuyuki-san has retired!
[07:16] ---
Fuyuki?!
[07:17] ---
I'm coming!
[07:22] ---
To be certain to take down a G,
attack it from the front.
SIGN Front
SIGN Butt
[07:26] ---
The butt of a G has an
organ that detects wind.
[07:29] ---
If you approach it from the back, it will
detect your desire to kill it and run away.
[07:37] ---
From the front...
[07:39] ---
From the front...!
[07:41] ---
However...
[07:42] ---
...Gs have a trait of reacting
to people's sparkling eyes.
[07:46] ---
You must never lock eyes with a G.
[08:00] ---
Natsumi-san has retired!
[08:02] ---
What?! Natsumi?!
SIGN Hinata House Secret Base
[08:03] ---
The G has broken into the secret base!
[08:06] ---
Or, like, it's coming this way!
[08:08] ---
All right. I'll head for you immediately!
[08:16] ---
Come out...
[08:17] ---
Come on...
[08:18] ---
Hurry up and come out!
SIGN Anti-G Annihilation Weapon Boric Acid Dumplings
[08:20] ---
And chew on these boric acid dumpling traps!
[08:24] ---
It's here! The G!
[08:31] ---
Yes.... eat it!
[08:33] ---
Eat it!
[08:43] ---
Gah!
[08:48] ---
What?! It saw through it?!
[08:50] ---
It knew it was a boric acid dumpling?!
[08:52] ---
In that case,
[08:53] ---
taste my insecticide spray gun!
[08:59] ---
Darn it! How can it be so
fast at running away?!
[09:10] ---
Mois!
SIGN Press > < Press Self-Destruct System
[09:13] ---
Self-destruct system!
[09:17] ---
Wh-What?!
[09:19] ---
The self-destruct system activated?! Crud!
[09:22] ---
Why is there a self-destruct system
in a place like this?!
[09:25] ---
I concur.
[09:27] ---
Argh!
[09:31] ---
I am glad I made it in time!
[09:33] ---
Dororo!
[09:36] ---
Now...
[09:37] ---
Prepare yourself...
[09:39] ---
...G!
[09:39] ---
W-Wait!
[09:41] ---
Hear me out!
[09:43] ---
Wh-What?!
[09:44] ---
The G talked!
[09:46] ---
Why?
[09:47] ---
Why do you people hate me so much?
[09:51] ---
You and I were both given life by this
universe... we are like brothers!
[09:56] ---
Just because I look different and
have a different way of life,
[09:59] ---
that's no reason to treat me
like your sworn enemy!
[10:02] ---
Please...
[10:03] ---
Please... let me at least live!
[10:06] ---
I... never expected a G
to beg for its life...
[10:10] ---
But... I cannot let you go!
[10:14] ---
My fellow members of the G-Force,
whom you felled...
[10:17] ---
I must avenge them.
[10:19] ---
I cannot...
[10:21] ---
...let you go!
[10:23] ---
Giroro-dono.
[10:25] ---
His words have sense behind them.
[10:28] ---
Though he may be a G,
[10:30] ---
is taking a life unnecessarily
not a thing to be avoided?
[10:42] ---
Wh-What did you...
[10:44] ---
This guy ain't a G.
[10:46] ---
This thing...
[10:48] ---
...is a hostile alien called a Grosswriggling.
SIGN Grosswriggling
[10:50] ---
A Grosswriggling?
[10:52] ---
This species will say whatever it needs to
[10:54] ---
to wriggle out of trouble
and get away from the enemy,
[10:56] ---
and multiply all across space.
[11:00] ---
You remember the Gs on Keron.
[11:02] ---
What if those guys were
Grosswrigglings, as well?
[11:08] ---
Wh-What?
[11:10] ---
In which case...
SIGN * Not a cockroach
[11:12] ---
That would mean Keron was
invaded long ago by these guys!
[11:17] ---
With this surprising truth,
[11:19] ---
the anti-G battle seems to have
reached its conclusion.
[11:23] ---
However, at this time,
[11:24] ---
an even more horrifying incident
was just about to unfold...
SIGN Todoroki
SIGN Todoroki Productions Co. Ltd.
[11:44] ---
D-Darn you...
SIGN Grosswriggling
[11:46] ---
Th-The reason I'm in this mess...
[11:49] ---
...when it comes down to it, it was...
[11:51] ---
...the Pekoponian Hinata Natsumi!
[11:53] ---
If you had not found me!
[11:56] ---
And the Keronian, Corporal Giroro!
[11:59] ---
If you had not driven me into a corner!
[12:02] ---
Unforgivable!
[12:04] ---
I will not forgive you!
[12:06] ---
Cockroachifying Gun! Activate!
[12:19] ---
The time for revenge is here!
[12:21] ---
Now... fall to my curse!
SIGN G Raids Again
SIGN Giroro
SIGN Technicolor
[12:28] ---
Giroro: G Raids Again, Sir!
SIGN Sir
[12:34] ---
So it's morning.
[12:38] ---
Darn it, I slept too well.
[12:43] ---
Wh-What's happened to me?!
[12:46] ---
G... G... G...!
[12:48] ---
I'm... I'm a G!!
[12:55] ---
S-Someone tell me it's not true!
[12:59] ---
Skya skya skya skya...
[13:01] ---
Gero.
[13:02] ---
Th-This feeling...
[13:07] ---
G. G!!
[13:08] ---
N-No, Keroro!
[13:10] ---
It's me! Giro-chan!
[13:12] ---
I'm not a G!
[13:14] ---
I'll get rid of you, sir!
[13:18] ---
You! You! You!!
[13:18] ---
Stop! S-Stop it!
[13:23] ---
D-Darn it, sir!
[13:32] ---
Where'd it go?
[13:33] ---
Where did you hide, sir?!
[13:35] ---
Behave yourself and come out, sir!
[13:39] ---
But of course there's no way it would, sir.
[13:42] ---
But if that's how he wants to play it,
[13:44] ---
I have ideas of my own, sir!
[13:49] ---
Not good...
[13:50] ---
This is not good!
SIGN G-Force HQ
[13:54] ---
G-Force HQ.
[13:56] ---
A real G?
[13:58] ---
Yes, sir.
[14:00] ---
It's amazing that in an emergency like this,
Red-chin and Natsumigeddon are both missing.
[14:03] ---
Truly disgraceful!
[14:05] ---
In that case, right here right now,
[14:07] ---
we should add Kululu to our members,
[14:09] ---
and reform the G-Force as...
SIGN G-Grasper
[14:11] ---
G-Grasper, sir!
[14:17] ---
Men,
[14:17] ---
This one's a full-scale G, sir.
[14:20] ---
We must annihilate it without fail, sir!
[14:22] ---
Roger!
[14:24] ---
Run, G, run!
[14:25] ---
We will get rid of you for sure, sir!
[14:29] ---
Skya skya skya.
[14:30] ---
Skya skya skya...
[14:34] ---
How did this happen?
[14:36] ---
I have to get Kululu to identify the cause.
[14:39] ---
But seriously...
[14:40] ---
...I can't believe I became a G,
of all things.
SIGN Huh?!
[14:52] ---
What on Earth is going on?!
[14:54] ---
I just woke up this morning like this!
[14:57] ---
Y-You, too, Natsumi?!
[15:00] ---
Captured two Gs in the living room!
[15:04] ---
T-Two?!
[15:06] ---
Wh-When did this other one get in, sir?
SIGN Anti-G Defense Operations Room
[15:09] ---
Professor Skya-Skya! Commence operation, sir!
[15:12] ---
Sure thang, Ke-kero-kun.
[15:14] ---
Capital Defense Anti-G
Mobile Fortress Super XX,
[15:17] ---
launch!
SIGN Capital Defense Anti-G Mobile Fortress Super XX
[15:21] ---
And let's launch XX2, while we're at it!
[15:24] ---
Now go!
SIGN Capital Defense Anti-G Mobile Fortress Super XX2
[15:31] ---
A-Anyway... we just...
have to get to Kululu.
[15:38] ---
What is that?!
[15:40] ---
Fire sticky-sticky bullets!
[16:00] ---
This is clearly a mech made by Kululu!
[16:02] ---
Now we're in some trouble.
[16:04] ---
You're telling me they think we're Gs?!
[16:07] ---
That's... about the size of it...
[16:14] ---
Darn it!
[16:17] ---
Another one's come!
[16:19] ---
Oh, no!
[16:20] ---
Darn it! We've been pincered!
[16:22] ---
Sparkly Eye Mirrors, unfold!
[16:28] ---
They want us to react to those
sparkles and fly right in!
[16:32] ---
Then let's give them what they want!
[16:34] ---
Giroro!
[16:35] ---
Yeah!
[16:51] ---
Super XX and Super XX2 have
suffered major explosive damage!
[16:56] ---
Gero!
[16:57] ---
What the heck?!
[16:58] ---
These guys are no joke!
[17:03] ---
It's no wonder I acknowledge you as the
strongest warrior on Pekopon. Nice work.
[17:07] ---
You. too!
[17:08] ---
Okay. Let's go.
SIGN Hinata House Secret Base
[17:10] ---
This is bad!
[17:11] ---
The Gs are headed to your room, Uncle!
[17:14] ---
Noooo!
[17:15] ---
Professor Skya-Skya!
Hurry with the next plan!
[17:18] ---
What is this skya thing, Ke-kero-kun?!
[17:19] ---
I thought you'd say that.
[17:21] ---
So I got right to making this!
[17:25] ---
I coated the exoskeleton of a G we wiped out
last summer in space titanium.
[17:30] ---
In addition to the special armor,
[17:32] ---
this super mech is also equipped
with an absolute zero cannon!
[17:35] ---
I call it:
SIGN G X Mecha G
SIGN Kerorin | 530425
[17:39] ---
Mecha G.
SIGN Mecha G
SIGN Super Robot: Mecha-G
[17:46] ---
What the heck is that?!
[17:47] ---
Another of Kululu's mechs!
[17:49] ---
Laser Cannon: fire!
[17:53] ---
Finger Missiles!
SIGN Mecha G
SIGN Mecha G
[18:09] ---
What was that?
[18:11] ---
B-Beats me... Let's go!
[18:14] ---
The Mecha G
[18:15] ---
inexplicably went haywire
and self-destructed.
SIGN Hinata House Secret Base
[18:19] ---
The two Gs are heading for the secret base!
[18:23] ---
The Mecha G was totally useless!
[18:25] ---
Professor Curry-Stink!
Don't you have anything else?!
[18:27] ---
Enough from you, Ke-kero-kun!
[18:29] ---
If the Mecha G is no good,
[18:34] ---
we'll throw a spider,
[18:37] ---
and a praying mantis,
[18:39] ---
and a lobster,
[18:41] ---
and a load of mud at 'em.
[18:47] ---
G: Final Wars!
[18:50] ---
Just one of my many plans.
[18:53] ---
Any of them, I don't care,
just do it quick, sir!
[18:59] ---
We've nearly reached Kululu.
[19:02] ---
Roachroachroach!
[19:04] ---
I suggest you stop your futile struggling,
[19:07] ---
Corporal Giroro... Hinata Natsumi!
[19:10] ---
Roachroach!
[19:12] ---
Th-The Grosswriggling!
[19:14] ---
The Gs are up to three!
[19:16] ---
What the crap?!
[19:18] ---
Professor Skya-Skya!
We have to do something, sir!
[19:20] ---
You're getting on my nerves, Ke-kero-kun!
[19:22] ---
Time for the final strategy.
[19:25] ---
Commence G Annihilation Strategy!
SIGN G Annihilation Strategy
SIGN Kerorin | 530425
[19:29] ---
Well? How's it feel to be the hated one?
[19:32] ---
The only thing that can
return you guys to normal...
[19:35] ---
...is this Cockroachification Gun!
SIGN Anti-G Ultimate Weapon
SIGN Dimension Hoi-Hoi
[19:54] ---
This is my ultimate weapon:
Dimension Hoi-Hoi.
[19:58] ---
They're done for.
[20:01] ---
What is that?!
[20:04] ---
M-My body is...
[20:06] ---
...being sucked in!
[20:07] ---
D-Darn iiiiit!
[20:09] ---
What's going on?!
[20:15] ---
Nooooo!
[20:16] ---
Gross! Gross!!
[20:18] ---
You jerkface! Get away from Natsumi!
[20:21] ---
Roaaaaach!
[20:23] ---
Giroro!
[20:39] ---
Wh-Why is Lady Natsumi there?!
[20:47] ---
Giroro!
[20:50] ---
Don't worry, Natsumi.
[20:51] ---
The Grosswriggling disappeared into
the depths of a black hole.
[20:55] ---
We were able to turn back to normal,
thanks to this Cockroachification Gun.
SIGN Cockroachification Gun
[21:00] ---
Thank goodness, Giroro!
[21:04] ---
What... is this?
[21:05] ---
Sis...
[21:07] ---
The Grosswriggling must've
turned 'em into Gs, I guess?
[21:12] ---
Ke-kero-kun.
[21:13] ---
Those Grosswrigglings are terrifying!
[21:16] ---
And so the Grosswriggling was
completely exterminated.
[21:23] ---
However...
[21:24] ---
Gs may be lurking
very close to you, as well.
SIGN Scritch Scritch
SIGN Scritch Scritch
SIGN Scritch Scritch
SIGN Scritch Scritch
SIGN Scritch Scritch
SIGN Scritch Scritch
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Our Keron Army is currently expanding our
invasion operations all across outer space, sir!
[23:13] ---
The invasion of Pekopon is just one of them!
[23:16] ---
Billions of stars and planets
are groveling before us!
[23:20] ---
Everyone in space knows it!
[23:22] ---
Never mind that!
[23:24] ---
Target: the Isono family!
[23:26] ---
"Onono: The Phantom Keron Soldier, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E300 - Onono: The Phantom Keron Soldier, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
Huh? What's wrong, Natsumi-chan?
SIGN Tea
[01:42] ---
What is this?!
[01:47] ---
Onono: The Phantom Keron Soldier, Sir!
[01:53] ---
Gero!
[01:53] ---
It was you, wasn't it?!
[01:55] ---
Wh-Why would I trash the place
like I just robbed it, ma'am?!
[02:00] ---
I bet you were getting your own back for me
accidentally eating your choco-bananas.
SIGN Specially Made Choco-Bananas
[02:05] ---
Look, there're even footprints.
SIGN Footprints
[02:09] ---
Yeah, like I'd come into the house
with my feet plastered in mud!
[02:13] ---
And besides! Even the laundry
that was out to dry is messed up!
[02:17] ---
My underpants are missing...
[02:20] ---
I'm on cleaning and laundry duty!
[02:22] ---
There's no way I'd do this, ma'am!
[02:24] ---
Then... who did?
[02:28] ---
W-Wait just a second, Natsumi.
[02:30] ---
I haven't stolen any laundry!
[02:33] ---
No one said it was you.
[02:36] ---
Suspicious.
[02:38] ---
I am innocent!
[02:39] ---
In fact,
[02:41] ---
over the past few days,
[02:42] ---
weapons and food supplies have been
going missing from my tent!
[02:45] ---
And, Sis,
[02:46] ---
you forgot to close that door yesterday.
[02:49] ---
Then... it was probably...
[02:53] ---
...someone from the outside, I bet?
[03:08] ---
You really think we can lure
the culprit out with this?
[03:12] ---
Why do we have to put
my underpants out there, too?
[03:15] ---
It can't be helped.
[03:16] ---
Master Fuyuki, thanks for
your cooperation, sir.
[03:22] ---
He's here.
[03:28] ---
That's...
[03:29] ---
...a Keronian?
[03:36] ---
He ran off!
[03:37] ---
Let's chase him!
[03:50] ---
Whoa! What is this place?
[03:52] ---
Come on, not here!
[03:54] ---
They always say this place
is haunted by ghosts!
[03:57] ---
Gh-Gh-Ghosts?!
[04:01] ---
I can't see anything...
[04:03] ---
Gh-Ghosts...
[04:05] ---
Everyone, stick together
so that we don't get lost.
[04:07] ---
Yes, sir!
[04:09] ---
Where are you sticking?!
[04:11] ---
Shh!
[04:13] ---
I can hear something.
SIGN Tarako Ume Okaka
[04:19] ---
[04:27] ---
My Jabariser sausage!
[04:30] ---
Hey, thief!
[04:32] ---
I've been suspected, thanks to you!
[04:35] ---
I-Is he a ghost?
[04:38] ---
Dear me.
[04:40] ---
Not even a greeting at mealtime.
[04:44] ---
You guys...
[04:46] ---
...have no manners.
[04:50] ---
Those are my...!
[04:52] ---
What?!
[04:52] ---
Give them back!
[04:54] ---
I was injured!
[04:55] ---
This was emergency first-aid.
[05:00] ---
You're Keronians!
[05:01] ---
Gero.
[05:03] ---
You're only realizing that now, sir?
[05:05] ---
So? Who are you?
[05:07] ---
Keron Army Special Forces,
[05:10] ---
Independent Invasion Action Team,
[05:12] ---
Second Lieutenant Onono!
[05:13] ---
O-Onono?
[05:15] ---
I am the leader of the Keroro Platoon,
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[05:19] ---
Likewise, Keroro Platoon,
Corporal Giroro!
[05:23] ---
C-Could you be...
[05:25] ---
...that Second Lieutenant Onono?
[05:27] ---
You know who I am?
[05:29] ---
B-But... I heard that you passed away
in an unfortunate accident.
[05:35] ---
Idiot!
[05:36] ---
Watch your mouth!
[05:38] ---
I am not dead!
[05:39] ---
And what are these two?!
[05:42] ---
Th-They're Pekoponians, sir!
[05:44] ---
What?!
[05:45] ---
Pe-ko-ponians?!
[05:47] ---
Then...
[05:49] ---
...this is... Pekopon?!
SIGN The following day
[05:54] ---
And... the following day.
[05:56] ---
And when you woke up,
you were on Pekopon?
[05:58] ---
Yes.
[05:59] ---
To complete a confidential
mission for the army,
[06:02] ---
I was on my way to a certain planet.
[06:06] ---
However!
[06:07] ---
As luck would have it,
my saucer ran out of gas!
[06:17] ---
It switched into automatic sleep mode,
[06:20] ---
and when I came to, I was here.
[06:28] ---
Surprisingly boneheaded, sir!
[06:31] ---
Watch your mouth!
[06:33] ---
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... sorry, sir...
[06:33] ---
Looks like Second Lieutenant Onono was
sleeping in the saucer for quite a long time.
[06:38] ---
About how long, sir?
[06:41] ---
Look, just long, okay?
[06:43] ---
Gero.
[06:44] ---
I was taught about you at school
when I was a child.
[06:49] ---
Owowowowow...
[06:49] ---
They say you went on carrying out invasion
activities on your own without a squad.
[06:53] ---
You're legendary as a second lieutenant.
[06:55] ---
I... am, huh?
[06:58] ---
And... you guys. Why are you here?
[07:01] ---
We are here on Pekopon to invade, sir!
[07:04] ---
I see!
[07:05] ---
You've invaded Pekopon?!
[07:08] ---
No wonder you are getting along
so well with the Pekoponians!
[07:11] ---
U-Uh... erm...
[07:13] ---
Nice work, Keroro Platoon!
[07:15] ---
It doesn't look like you've destroyed
anything needlessly, either!
[07:18] ---
I'm sure my philosophy of invading
must be in the textbooks or something,
[07:22] ---
and you carried out my will!
[07:25] ---
N-No...
[07:26] ---
It's not like that...
[07:28] ---
A-Anyway!
[07:29] ---
We should move to our tactical headquarters,
[07:32] ---
and, uh, talk about it there!
[07:33] ---
Y-Yes, that sounds perfect!
[07:34] ---
It'll be educational.
[07:39] ---
Very well! Guide me.
SIGN Dangal
[07:43] ---
What?
SIGN Captain Geroro and Battle Squad Leader Kiroro's Space Conquest Radio
[07:48] ---
While I was asleep,
[07:50] ---
it looks like the technology of the
Keron Army advanced significantly.
[07:54] ---
This much is run-of-the-mill nowadays.
[07:58] ---
By the way, something
has been bothering me.
[08:01] ---
What is it, sir?
[08:03] ---
What are they supposed to be?
[08:05] ---
Gero!
[08:06] ---
Ahh, these are, uh...!
[08:08] ---
I-Invasion weapons, sir!
SIGN Invasion Weapons
[08:10] ---
No, they're clearly Gundam models.
SIGN Gundam Models
[08:13] ---
I see...
[08:14] ---
So even invasion robots have come
to be miniaturized in this age.
[08:20] ---
Pest of a man...
[08:21] ---
Hello!
[08:23] ---
Gero?
[08:24] ---
Ohh, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:25] ---
I brought the choco-bananas Mr. Sergeant
is addicted to! Let us eat them together!
[08:31] ---
H-Hey!
[08:33] ---
What in the world are they?!
[08:34] ---
Bananas covered in chocolate!
[08:36] ---
Wait, who are you?
[08:39] ---
Ah, this guy woke up from a very long sleep.
[08:42] ---
He's Second Lieutenant Onono, sir.
[08:46] ---
You have one, too, Mr. Onono.
[08:48] ---
O-Oh!
[08:51] ---
Then... I'll do just that...
[09:11] ---
I thought it wouldn't
suit older tastes, sir.
[09:17] ---
It's great!
[09:19] ---
What is this?! This exquisite,
meltingly sweet taste!
[09:23] ---
I've never eaten anything so delicious!
[09:26] ---
Banzai! Banzai!
[09:29] ---
Banzai!
[09:29] ---
Wow, he is happy.
[09:30] ---
It is with much embarrassment,
[09:31] ---
but I have returned!
[09:31] ---
I guess sweet things were still
a rarity in the old days.
[09:33] ---
I have awoken from my slumber!
[09:35] ---
You are wonderful!
[09:35] ---
Kind of a funny dude.
[09:36] ---
Banzai!
[09:37] ---
Uncle!
[09:38] ---
Gero!
[09:38] ---
Wait, just wait!
[09:38] ---
It's the reprinted Jumbo Dangal!
[09:39] ---
Choc-banana!
[09:40] ---
I bought it at the toy store by the station!
[09:40] ---
Banzai!
[09:42] ---
Banzaaai!
[09:43] ---
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
[09:43] ---
Or, like, rarely obtained?
[09:45] ---
C-Crap...
[09:49] ---
Did you say "toy"?
[09:50] ---
Yes! It's Uncle's toy!
[09:52] ---
Are those, too?!
[09:54] ---
Yes! They're Uncle's toys!
[09:57] ---
Wait wait wait!
[09:58] ---
That thing that Lady Mois has is—
[09:58] ---
Excuse me, stupid frog!
[10:00] ---
You didn't tidy away the tea
in the Japanese room!
[10:03] ---
Gero!
[10:04] ---
You pick now, of all times?
[10:06] ---
Hey! How many years has it been since
the Keroro Platoon invaded Pekopon?
[10:11] ---
What are you talking about?
[10:12] ---
They're far from invading.
These stupid frogs are just freeloaders!
[10:17] ---
So, tidy up, please.
[10:22] ---
U-Um... Onono-san...
[10:25] ---
You!
[10:26] ---
U-Uh, err, I never meant to trick you—
[10:29] ---
So you are, in fact,
not done with your invasion!
[10:32] ---
And you are settled in a
Pekoponian's house, playing with toys!
[10:35] ---
Sergeant Keroro!
[10:36] ---
Yes...
[10:37] ---
I want to hear your
self-criticism as an invader!
[10:40] ---
Self-criticism?
[10:42] ---
I just sit down here, and, like, invade...
[10:45] ---
You have done no invading at all!
[10:47] ---
As an invader,
[10:49] ---
I seek thorough reflection
from the Keroro Platoon!
[10:53] ---
Stand!
[10:55] ---
That man is scary.
[10:59] ---
What I'm trying to say...
[11:00] ---
What?!
[11:01] ---
...is "Let's just have
some fun with it, yeah?"
[11:04] ---
It's not every day we
invade Pekopon, after all!
[11:07] ---
Let's leave this
ancient thing behind! Thunk!
[11:10] ---
H-Hey, Keroro...
[11:12] ---
You idiot!
[11:14] ---
Watch your mouth!
[11:16] ---
You don't even know what invasion is!
[11:19] ---
Please, calm down!
[11:20] ---
Onono-chaaan,
[11:22] ---
You're just a bit of a fold ogey now,
sir, y'know?
[11:24] ---
What?
[11:25] ---
It is a big deal that you did
not know about choco-bananas.
[11:29] ---
Or, like, ana chronic?
[11:31] ---
Self-criticism?
[11:32] ---
Reflection?
[11:33] ---
Those aren't in fashion nowadays, sir!
[11:36] ---
Well, you've been asleep
a long time, Onono-chan.
[11:39] ---
It might be a bit of a
cruel realization for you!
[11:43] ---
What a banana...
[12:00] ---
Are my invasions... over?
[12:27] ---
Oh, yes...
[12:29] ---
I still have my mission.
[12:32] ---
My invasion activities are still ongoing.
[12:36] ---
However, in this lackadaisical age,
[12:39] ---
is there any meaning in carrying
this mission to completion?
[12:49] ---
Oh, it's you.
[12:51] ---
Corporal Giroro, I believe?
[12:53] ---
Is this what invasions are like nowadays?
[12:56] ---
No...
[12:58] ---
In the old days, everyone took their
invasion activities seriously.
[13:02] ---
I'll admit that some of my subordinates
didn't pull their weight,
[13:05] ---
but I always tackled them head-on.
[13:08] ---
Which led to you being assigned to
the Independent Invasion Action Team.
[13:12] ---
That's what I was taught.
[13:15] ---
Second Lieutenant, your invasions are
from a time before we were even born.
[13:20] ---
No one knows about them now.
[13:22] ---
"No one knows"... huh.
[13:25] ---
But... isn't now the perfect time...
[13:28] ---
...to show them what you call an invasion?
[13:34] ---
Show them...
[13:38] ---
That's...!
[13:39] ---
When I departed from Planet Keron,
[13:42] ---
the Army supplied me with this
secret experimental weapon.
[13:44] ---
Wait just a minute!
[13:46] ---
Do you know what that is?
[13:48] ---
My current mission is to test it,
and report the results back to the Army.
[13:53] ---
Now is the time...
[13:54] ---
...to carry out my mission!
[13:55] ---
S-Stop!
[13:57] ---
That's...!
[13:57] ---
What are you doing?!
[13:58] ---
Don't get in my way!
[13:59] ---
My invasion of Pekopon is about to begin!
[14:02] ---
Press any button!
[14:06] ---
You went and said it!
[14:26] ---
What is that?!
[14:28] ---
I knew it...
[14:29] ---
This is... the Kiruru System...
[14:34] ---
Has it activated?!
[14:39] ---
Commence... invasion.
[14:42] ---
Press any button, sir!
[14:45] ---
Choose a game, sir!
[14:50] ---
Hm? What happened?
[14:52] ---
Invasion... ma'am.
[14:55] ---
Sis!
[14:58] ---
Invasion.
[15:01] ---
What are you playing at?
[15:02] ---
You... are a prisoner, ma'am.
[15:13] ---
Wh-What is this...
[15:18] ---
What is all this?!
[15:19] ---
Sarge!
[15:30] ---
Y-You guys! What are you doing?!
[15:33] ---
What do you mean?
[15:34] ---
We're invading, sir.
[15:36] ---
What?!
[15:37] ---
To begin with...
[15:38] ---
...we have captured two
Pekoponian prisoners, sir.
[15:41] ---
We will use them as hostages,
[15:44] ---
and commence destruction
until the Pekoponians surrender, sir.
[15:48] ---
Sure.
[15:50] ---
Excuse me! Don't give me this!
[15:52] ---
Onono-san! There's something weird
about Sarge and the others!
[15:55] ---
Help us!
[15:58] ---
Sergeant Keroro!
[15:59] ---
This method is not part
of my invasion philosophy!
[16:02] ---
Release the Pekoponians!
[16:04] ---
He is saying things as soft as candy.
[16:07] ---
There is no place for mercy in an invasion.
[16:09] ---
Suppress with weaponry.
[16:10] ---
Only destruction is true invasion.
[16:12] ---
That isn't true!
[16:13] ---
Stop it!
[16:14] ---
Do it.
[16:22] ---
What are you doing?!
[16:24] ---
I activated the destruction device, sir.
[16:26] ---
First, we will reduce this city to dust, sir.
[16:31] ---
Is this...
[16:32] ---
...because of this thing?
[16:34] ---
It must be emitting special waves
that heighten invasion morale...
[16:38] ---
...to manipulate the
gutless Keroro Platoon!
[16:43] ---
Still...
[16:44] ---
To imagine that it would galvanize them
to invade in spite of their own will...
[16:48] ---
Hey, stop that!
[16:50] ---
Sarge! This is going too far!
[16:52] ---
Gero gero.
[16:53] ---
Shut up, Pekoponians.
[16:55] ---
Hey!
[16:58] ---
I will teach you what a real invasion is!
[17:19] ---
Heavens...
[17:20] ---
Second Lieutenant Onono!
[17:21] ---
Do you understand what you have done, sir?
[17:25] ---
Destructive action.
[17:26] ---
Very funny.
[17:28] ---
It is treason without a cause.
[17:30] ---
Your methods are wrong!
[17:32] ---
Real invasions...
[17:34] ---
...involve no more
destruction than necessary!
[17:37] ---
You are now obstructing our invasion.
[17:41] ---
Do it.
[17:43] ---
Stop it, guys!
[17:47] ---
Prepare yourself.
[17:56] ---
You think I'll let you get away?
[18:07] ---
Tamama Impact.
[18:16] ---
Nin!
[18:27] ---
In order to stop them,
[18:30] ---
I have no choice but to destroy
this giant machine!
[18:32] ---
But...
[18:33] ---
What part of it am I meant to destroy?
[18:40] ---
Where...
[18:46] ---
There!
[18:47] ---
If I just destroy that...
[18:51] ---
You let your guard down.
[18:54] ---
So did you.
[18:56] ---
What?!
[19:01] ---
This is my... invasion!
[19:16] ---
Gero!
[19:26] ---
Gero! What did you say?!
[19:28] ---
Second Lieutenant Onono?
[19:29] ---
Who is that?
[19:31] ---
I have memories up until the
Kiruru System activated, but...
[19:34] ---
It seems that we were made into warriors
who would invade by any means necessary.
[19:40] ---
An experimental Kiruru System device...
[19:42] ---
This is a museum-worthy antique.
[19:45] ---
Apparently Second Lieutenant Onono's
original mission was to test this thing.
[19:50] ---
Now that you mention it, where is he?
[19:53] ---
Hmm?
[20:06] ---
Platoon... a salute for
Second Lieutenant Onono!
[20:12] ---
Blarphfff!
[20:14] ---
I ain't dead, ya brats!
[20:16] ---
Are you sure you won't
go back to Planet Keron?
[20:19] ---
After watching you, it came to me.
[20:22] ---
Visiting planets and shaking up those squads
neglecting their invasion activities.
[20:27] ---
That will be my invasion activity.
[20:30] ---
That sounds kinda irritat—
[20:33] ---
Watch your mouth.
[20:35] ---
Yes, yes.
[20:36] ---
I mean, he broke the Kiruru System himself.
[20:39] ---
It'd be hard for him to return to Keron.
[20:42] ---
These are souvenirs for you!
[20:46] ---
I will take them gladly!
[20:48] ---
Take care.
[20:49] ---
Hey, why don't you change that
bandage on your arm for a new one?
[20:54] ---
Ah, thank you.
[20:56] ---
But my wound is healed now. Thank you.
[20:59] ---
I will return this.
[21:00] ---
U-Uh, that's okay...
[21:02] ---
You still... had that, sir?
[21:05] ---
Then I bid you farewell!
[21:15] ---
Forgot to put fuel in that capsule.
[21:18] ---
What?!
[21:19] ---
No worries, though.
[21:21] ---
It'll switch into automatic
sleep mode in no time.
[21:26] ---
And so, Second Lieutenant Onono,
who had awoken from a long, long sleep,
[21:31] ---
What a banana...
[21:31] ---
sunk into a long, long sleep once again.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
It's Warrant Officer Bariri.
[23:09] ---
I was on course to becoming an elite.
[23:11] ---
But now I walk the rosy path of love.
[23:14] ---
More to the point...
[23:15] ---
Chief Nurse, you belong to
the Galulu Platoon!
[23:17] ---
How long are you gonna be
with the Keroro Platoon?!
[23:19] ---
This is why I'm in this mess!
[23:21] ---
Never mind that!
[23:22] ---
Your ectoplasm is coming out.
[23:24] ---
Tamama, Exiled from the
Nishizawa House, Sir?
[23:27] ---
"Momoka: A Chocolate Cake of
Love And Sadness, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E301 - Tamama, Exiled from the Nishizawa House, Sir? / Momoka: A Chocolate Cake of Love And Sadness, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:31] ---
February 13th.
[01:32] ---
A great mission is being
carried out in this place.
SIGN Nishizawa Mansion
[01:41] ---
Setting complete. It's stable.
[01:43] ---
Elements input port open.
[01:46] ---
Input port open.
[01:50] ---
Launch.
[01:57] ---
Ready burners for ignition!
[01:59] ---
Open hatch!
[02:03] ---
Temperature: 85 degrees C.
[02:04] ---
Humidity: 97 percent.
[02:06] ---
Maintaining melting rate at 1.5%/sec.!
[02:10] ---
Now!
[02:11] ---
Insert into the cooling vat!
[02:17] ---
Surface temperature dropping!
[02:19] ---
50!
[02:20] ---
40!
[02:20] ---
30!
[02:22] ---
Lift up main unit!
[02:25] ---
Expel water!
[02:33] ---
It's perfect...
[02:34] ---
All the skills we possess,
[02:36] ---
concentrated into this
heart-shaped masterpiece!
[02:39] ---
It's the lethal weapon for the holy war
milady Momoka will be undertaking!
[02:43] ---
Yeah!
[02:45] ---
Yes! This is the day before
St. Valentine's Day!
[02:49] ---
Get it straight to the preservation room!
[02:51] ---
Keep both the temperature and the
humidity at the perfect state!
[02:54] ---
Roger!
[02:56] ---
Tama?
[03:00] ---
That's...
[03:02] ---
Tama!
[03:07] ---
Tamama, Exiled from the
Nishizawa House, Sir?
[03:12] ---
Thank you all for doing this for my sake!
[03:16] ---
I'll do my best tomorrow!
[03:18] ---
Good luck!
[03:21] ---
The best chocolate in history
[03:23] ---
and the situation to hand it to him
are all prepared!
[03:25] ---
So far, so good for a great victory
on Valentine's Day!
[03:29] ---
Milady!
[03:30] ---
What's wrong?
SIGN Momoka-sama Chocolate Preservation Room
[03:37] ---
It is yummy!
[03:39] ---
So good...
[03:41] ---
I have never had chocolate so yummy...
[03:44] ---
I can't stop...
mm, this is so bumbun brown...
[03:50] ---
The security should have been perfect...
[03:53] ---
Exploded by Tamama Impact!
[04:00] ---
Tama-pest!!
[04:02] ---
[04:03] ---
M-Momocchi?!
[04:05] ---
Tama-pest, you son of a...!
[04:08] ---
You snuck in and ate my Valentine's
chocolate for Fuyuki-kun, didn't you?!
[04:12] ---
Tama?!
[04:13] ---
That was to give to Fukki?!
[04:16] ---
I am so sorry!
[04:18] ---
Paul!
[04:19] ---
Yes, milady!
[04:20] ---
Master Tamama,
[04:21] ---
everyone involved in this chocolate's
development is demanding compensation from you.
[04:25] ---
Incidentally, the total expenditure for
this chocolate's development was...
[04:30] ---
...1.8 billion.
[04:32] ---
O-O-O-O-O-O-One point eight billion?!
[04:35] ---
Umm, that flavorful and
yet so light chocolate,
[04:37] ---
that chocolate with such rich sweetness
hiding within it that refined aroma
[04:41] ---
is o-o-o-o-one point eight billion?!
[04:43] ---
Unfortunately, in order to placate the staff,
[04:46] ---
we have no choice but to strip you of your
position within the Nishizawa family.
[04:51] ---
You take care of the rest.
[04:53] ---
Yes.
[04:55] ---
Momocchi!
[05:00] ---
At the leniency of milady Momoka,
[05:02] ---
we will leave a "regular freeloader"
position open for you,
[05:05] ---
but we will no longer provide you the kind of
treatment you have received in the past.
[05:09] ---
Oh, no!
[05:12] ---
Things have turned bad...
[05:15] ---
Yes. Please take care of it ASAP.
[05:18] ---
My future looks all black...
[05:21] ---
Yes. We are at an impasse, as well.
[05:24] ---
What should I do...?
[05:24] ---
Yes. Yes. Make it in time
for tomorrow's deal.
[05:27] ---
Yes. No mistakes...
[05:29] ---
I know!
[05:30] ---
I will ask Momocchi's daddy!
[05:32] ---
With a word from the top,
it should work out somehow!
[05:35] ---
Momocchi's daddy!
[05:38] ---
Tama!
[05:39] ---
What in the world am I gonna do now?!
[05:47] ---
Hey.
[05:48] ---
Ah, Joriri.
[05:49] ---
What's wrong, Senpai?
[05:51] ---
Yes. Joriri joined the
Keroro Platoon at one point,
[05:54] ---
and became Tamama's kouhai.
[05:57] ---
Why are you here?
[06:00] ---
Had some free time, so I thought I'd
get my senpai to treat me to a meal.
[06:04] ---
What are you talking about?!
[06:05] ---
I have never heard something so cheeky!
[06:08] ---
I think I will go talk to
Mr. Sergeant about this.
[06:11] ---
Senpai! Do you know the phrase
"When in a hurry, take the long way around"?
[06:15] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[06:18] ---
Eat fast at conveyor belt sushi.
[06:20] ---
Eat slowly at normal sushi places.
[06:22] ---
Wrong.
[06:24] ---
I see!
[06:25] ---
If I get along with Fukki,
[06:26] ---
Momocchi will definitely
welcome me back again!
[06:30] ---
I will attack Fukki right away!
[06:32] ---
Careful out there!
[06:35] ---
I am sure that treating Master Tamama
in this manner must be difficult for you,
[06:40] ---
but I believe it was appropriate in consideration
for those working on the Valentine Project.
[06:45] ---
In any case... for now, we need
to think of new measures urgently.
[06:49] ---
Yes...
[06:51] ---
However... such a big change to the plan
on the day before Valentine's Day...
[06:57] ---
I don't think there's any way to correct it.
[06:59] ---
Hey.
[07:01] ---
Who might you be?
[07:03] ---
I believe he is one of
Master Tamama's acquaintances.
[07:06] ---
Do you know the phrase
"to have your back against the water"?
[07:08] ---
Sorry?
[07:09] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[07:11] ---
Watch out, 'cause you can't see in front
of you when you do the backstroke.
[07:14] ---
Sorry?
[07:15] ---
If you ask me, set a new record.
[07:17] ---
If you can't do that, get in a lazy river
and let the water carry you.
[07:21] ---
Let the water carry you...
[07:23] ---
What are you talking about?
[07:25] ---
Do you know the phrase
"rice cake dumpling from the shelf"?
[07:28] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[07:30] ---
If you put a cake on the shelf,
it'll go moldy.
[07:32] ---
What?
[07:33] ---
Does that mean there's no need for it
to be chocolate, as long as it's edible?
[07:37] ---
Yes, now that the chocolate's no good,
[07:40] ---
I need to turn my way of thinking around
and come up with something different.
[07:44] ---
Paul!
[07:44] ---
Milady.
[07:45] ---
I will prepare immediately.
[07:48] ---
What a blind spot.
[07:49] ---
This man is so inventive!
[07:53] ---
No... I don't think he's
thinking anything at all.
[07:57] ---
Fukki, are you here?
[07:59] ---
Hmm... yeah, this is it.
[08:00] ---
Hey, Fukki!
[08:02] ---
I brought things I think you will like today!
[08:06] ---
Oh?
[08:07] ---
First!
SIGN Evening Snacks
Tsuchinoko Gummy
[08:08] ---
Evening snack, tsuchinoko gummies!
[08:11] ---
The slimy feel gives that tsuchinoko reality!
[08:14] ---
Tastes ordinary.
[08:16] ---
Wow.
[08:17] ---
Really?
[08:19] ---
Huh? What are you looking at?
SIGN Alien Autopsy Video I saw it! Aliens Thoroughly Analyzed! 1947
[08:22] ---
Alien autopsy videos?!
[08:25] ---
So I can't get ya with this
level of occult, huh?
[08:27] ---
In that case!
[08:29] ---
Next is Lake Kussharo's Kussie candy!
[08:32] ---
Lake Mashuu's Massie cookies!
[08:34] ---
Lake Biwa's Bitchie manjuu!!
[08:36] ---
Yeah. I'll have them later...
[08:38] ---
What'd you say to me?!
[08:41] ---
Go on, go on?
[08:42] ---
What do we do after that, Joriri-san?
[08:46] ---
If you ask me,
[08:48] ---
Momoka.
[08:49] ---
Father!
[08:51] ---
What are you doing in a place like this?
[08:53] ---
And what is this creature?
[08:56] ---
Ah, this is...
[08:57] ---
Do you know the phrase
"a bolt from the blue"?
[09:00] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[09:03] ---
Even if the weather's nice, you mustn't leave
your laundry out to dry when you leave the house.
[09:09] ---
Wh—?! Th-This man...
[09:12] ---
What is he?!
[09:18] ---
In the end, my plan to cosy up to
Fukki was a big failure.
[09:21] ---
I will be just a freeloader, starting today.
[09:24] ---
But it was my fault, so what can I do?
[09:31] ---
I see!
[09:33] ---
There might be a solution if we don't focus
on chocolate just because it's Valentine's!
[09:37] ---
Right?
[09:38] ---
Yes!
[09:38] ---
You see?!
[09:39] ---
Sensei. We await your next words.
[09:43] ---
Do you know the phrase
"even if it's rotten, it's still sea bream"?
[09:46] ---
Basically, it's like this.
SIGN Big Catch
[09:48] ---
Sea bream and natto
[09:49] ---
go well with soy sauce and sesame.
SIGN ° Nothing more than Joriri's personal opinion
[09:52] ---
I see!
[09:54] ---
We should try out new combination ideas!
[09:57] ---
Re-embrace our roots with
the challenger spirit!
[09:59] ---
Sensei, you are a marvel!
[10:01] ---
Wonderful!
[10:03] ---
If you ask me, it's an iron plate
for green onions and eggs.
[10:06] ---
It mellows out the smell.
[10:08] ---
Yes!
[10:09] ---
When you try out new things, that sometimes
leads to new, creative ideas, doesn't it?
[10:14] ---
Paul!
[10:15] ---
Yes, milady.
[10:16] ---
Prepare our new plan, quickly!
[10:18] ---
Certainly.
[10:20] ---
I see!
[10:21] ---
So the stocks bounced back,
just as Sensei predicted!
[10:24] ---
Right.
[10:25] ---
We'll consult his advice
on the next development,
[10:26] ---
and go straight on the offensive!
[10:28] ---
Yeah!
[10:30] ---
What... is this?
[10:32] ---
So, uh, I'll be going now.
[10:33] ---
What?!
[10:34] ---
You must be joking!
[10:36] ---
Now's a very bad time!
[10:38] ---
We were just thinking about hearing
more of what you have to say!
[10:41] ---
No, I'm going.
[10:43] ---
Oh, no!
[10:44] ---
What are you doing, Joriri?!
[10:47] ---
You must not cause everyone
trouble while I am not there!
[10:51] ---
Sorry, Senpai.
[10:53] ---
Tama-chan is...
[10:54] ---
...Sensei's senpai?!
SIGN Nishizawa Family Rank Diagram
[10:56] ---
At this moment, Tamama's position within
the Nishizawa family suddenly escalated!
SIGN Senpai
[11:01] ---
You're amazing, Tama-chan!
[11:03] ---
Paul!
[11:04] ---
Prepare the best treatment
for these two immediately.
[11:07] ---
Certainly.
[11:09] ---
These two are indispensable to the
future of the Nishizawa family.
[11:17] ---
Do you know the phrase
"a pigeon hit by a bean shooter"?
[11:20] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[11:22] ---
Pideon and bean ragout
is pretty good in Brazil.
[11:28] ---
Though he lost his position for a time,
[11:30] ---
thanks to Joriri's inexplicable power,
[11:32] ---
Tamama managed to escape his crisis.
[11:35] ---
Oh, well.
[11:45] ---
Now, then.
Valentine's Day has finally arrived.
SIGN February 14th
[11:48] ---
Milady.
[11:52] ---
Calm down, Momoka...
[11:54] ---
Deep breaths, deep breaths...
[11:56] ---
Just do it as you practiced,
[11:58] ---
and you will be able to
hand it to Fukki naturally!
[12:02] ---
We changed plans from regular
chocolates to a chocolate cake.
[12:05] ---
It was thanks to Joriri's advice that
we were able to keep it natural.
[12:10] ---
Not sure if you could call it advice...
[12:12] ---
I'll hand this Valentine's cake stuffed
full of love directly to Fuyuki-kun!
[12:18] ---
Fuyuki-kun! Accept my feelings!
[12:21] ---
Wow! Thanks, Nishizawa-san!
[12:25] ---
That's what I want him to say!
[12:30] ---
Momoka: A Chocolate Cake of
Love And Sadness, Sir!
[12:35] [SONG] ---
Getting to work, skya-skya!
[12:37] ---
Hey, Sarge?
[12:38] ---
What is it, sir?
[12:39] ---
Right now for Occult Club,
[12:41] ---
I'm doing research on the theme
of "alien medical science."
[12:45] ---
Could you teach me all about it?
[12:48] ---
I would love to help, sir,
[12:52] ---
but unfortunately, that is out of
my area of expertise, sir.
[12:56] ---
Oh, yes, yes, why don't you ask
Pururu-chan about that kind of thing?
SIGN Can't be bothered
[13:00] ---
He simply can't be bothered.
[13:04] ---
Coming!
[13:06] ---
Oh, Momoka-chan!
[13:08] ---
U-Um! Uh...
[13:10] ---
Um, I, err...
[13:12] ---
Fu... Fuyu... Fufuyu...
[13:14] ---
Calm down, calm down.
[13:16] ---
Fuyuki, right?
[13:18] ---
He should be in the
stupid frogs' base right now.
[13:21] ---
Come in.
[13:21] ---
O-Okay...
[13:24] ---
Fuyuki?
[13:25] ---
Yes.
[13:26] ---
I heard he was here.
[13:27] ---
I believe he went to the medical office.
[13:30] ---
Momocchi, try there.
[13:33] ---
Uh, by the way...
SIGN Restless
[13:35] ---
Incidentally... did Natsumi happen to say
she had business with anyone today?
[13:40] ---
No, not at all.
[13:41] ---
I... I see...
[13:43] ---
Oh? Corporal Giroro?
[13:45] ---
What are you acting so restless for?
[13:46] ---
More to the point...
[13:47] ---
I see! This invasion data is new!
[13:51] ---
Yes! Like boneless beef
short ribs on the grill!
[13:54] ---
Why are you here, Warrant Officer Bariri?
[13:56] ---
Guess.
SIGN Iiiit's
Pururu's Nurse's Office ♥
Whatever it is, I'll cure it ♥
[13:59] ---
Alien medical science?
[14:01] ---
All right.
[14:02] ---
I'll get some documents together for you.
[14:04] ---
Leave it to me!
[14:05] ---
Thanks!
[14:07] ---
Okay, so, whenever you've got time!
[14:09] ---
Ah, Fuyuki-kun, wait.
[14:11] ---
Do you remember what day it is?
SIGN Iiiit's Pururu's Nurse's Office ♥ Whatever it is, I'll cure it ♥
[14:15] ---
Momocchi. The rest is up to you!
[14:18] ---
Fukki is right there!
[14:20] ---
Hand it to him.
[14:21] ---
Hand it to him, Momoka!
[14:22] ---
Prove you can do it!
[14:26] ---
Umm, Fuyu—
[14:29] ---
Thanks, Pururu-chan!
SIGN Thanks, Pururu-chan
[14:44] ---
Thanks, Pururu-chan!
[14:45] ---
You're welcome!
[14:49] ---
Huh? Nishizawa-san!
[14:53] ---
I... I'm s-sorry...
[14:55] ---
Sorry!
[14:55] ---
Momocchi!
[14:59] ---
Momocchi!
[15:01] ---
Momoka-sama, whatever has happened?
[15:04] ---
Are you okay?
[15:05] ---
Please open the door!
[15:12] ---
Thanks, Pururu-chan!
[15:17] ---
Hey!
[15:17] ---
What are you gettin' all depressed for?
[15:20] ---
It's still not like Fuyuki-kun
likes her or nothin' yet!
[15:23] ---
Yes...
[15:24] ---
But Fuyuki-kun looked so happy...
[15:27] ---
Anyway! Just come straight out and ask him!
[15:29] ---
What's the point of gettin'
depressed before that?
[15:34] ---
Here! These are for all of you!
[15:37] ---
Oh! Well thank you very much!
[15:40] ---
Here's one from me, Uncle!
[15:42] ---
Or, like, sharing romance?
[15:44] ---
Deeply grateful, ma'am!
[15:47] ---
You have my humble thanks!
[15:48] ---
I will accept it gratefully.
[15:50] ---
Uhh, by the way,
[15:51] ---
Natsumi wasn't searching
for anyone, was she?
[15:55] ---
Who knows? Not me, anyway.
[15:58] ---
R-Right...
[16:00] ---
However...
[16:01] ---
Why is Warrant Officer Bariri here?
[16:04] ---
Guess.
[16:05] ---
I see!
[16:06] ---
So operations like this were
carried out in the past!
[16:12] ---
How wonderful...
[16:14] ---
Here you go.
[16:16] ---
I'm going to say it
so you don't get the wrong idea.
[16:19] ---
These are obligation cho—
SIGN 2/14 Valentine's Day
[16:22] ---
I have never been more grateful!
[16:25] ---
This is truly like char-grilled
prime ox tongue with salt!
[16:28] ---
I've done it! I've done it!
[16:29] ---
W-Wait, listen to me...
[16:32] ---
You want one?
[16:33] ---
Yeah.
[16:34] ---
You think I'm the frickin'
chocolate lady or something?
[16:37] ---
If you ask me,
[16:38] ---
when eating chocolate,
put cotton up your nose.
[16:41] ---
Then nosebleeds won't drip on it.
[16:44] ---
What is wrong with these people?
[16:47] ---
Must be difficult being
thoughtful and popular, sir.
[16:50] ---
Or, like, hogging favor?
[16:54] ---
I pity the men who've had
their hearts stolen by an old lady.
[16:57] ---
What was that?
[16:59] ---
Ah, s'nothin'.
SIGN And the next day
[17:02] ---
And the next day.
[17:07] ---
Somehow, at some point today,
[17:08] ---
I have to ask what Fuyuki-kun
thinks of Pururu-san!
[17:12] ---
However...
[17:16] ---
Classes are over...
[17:18] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[17:20] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[17:21] ---
You can come to the
Occult Club today, right?
[17:23] ---
Yes.
[17:24] ---
You know, thanks to Pururu-chan,
things have really moved along.
[17:30] ---
I thought so...
[17:32] ---
Things have moved along...
[17:34] ---
He must be talking about their relationship
after being given the chocolate.
[17:37] ---
Cool your head!
[17:39] ---
She's an alien, remember?
[17:40] ---
There's no w—
[17:44] ---
An alien... but...
[17:46] ---
...that's a frickin' home run
for Fuyuki-kun!!
[17:50] ---
Momoka. I'm sorry,
but I'll be flying to Geneva.
[17:55] ---
We've resolved our issues now,
thanks to Joriri, you see.
[17:58] ---
Well, I'll be on my way.
[18:00] ---
Umm, Father!
[18:02] ---
What's wrong?
[18:03] ---
If there's something you can't get hold of...
[18:06] ---
...do you... have to give up on it?
[18:11] ---
Momoka.
[18:12] ---
Do you know the phrase
"dog-eat-dog world"?
[18:15] ---
Dog eat... dog?
[18:19] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[18:21] ---
In this world, the weak become meat,
and the strong survive by eating them.
[18:25] ---
He has it exactly right.
[18:28] ---
If you ask me,
[18:29] ---
if you can't get hold of it,
wrest it from someone else.
[18:32] ---
That is my way.
[18:40] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:42] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:43] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:44] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:45] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:47] ---
Please... Please come back to me!
SIGN Emergency Alert
[18:56] ---
Pattern blue!
[18:57] ---
This signal, it's...
[19:00] ---
Gero!
[19:00] ---
Lady Momoka?!
[19:01] ---
What is this?
[19:02] ---
What's going on?!
[19:04] ---
Somefink's a-comin'!
[19:14] ---
W-W-W-W-Wait.
[19:14] ---
Lady Momoka!
[19:15] ---
C-C-Calm down, ma'am!
[19:17] ---
Let us talk this over!
[19:18] ---
Like now's the time for that.
[19:20] ---
She is an intruder!
[19:21] ---
I ain't screwin' around with small fry!
[19:31] ---
Wh-What is this?
[19:36] ---
What?!
[19:38] ---
You're...
[19:39] ---
Pururu-san...
[19:40] ---
I'm here to settle our score!
[19:44] ---
I don't suppose I'm going
to get an explanation.
[19:46] ---
In that case...
[20:21] ---
What do you want from me?
[20:22] ---
What did I do?
[20:24] ---
You don't know?!
[20:25] ---
Of course I don't!
[20:27] ---
Explain yourself properly.
[20:30] ---
I...
[20:31] ---
I... came to take back the
person whose heart you stole!
[20:36] ---
Whose... heart I stole?
[20:39] ---
I pity the men who've had their
hearts stolen by an old lady.
[20:44] ---
You can't mean...
[20:46] ---
Huh? That's what you think?
[20:48] ---
Umm...
[20:49] ---
Actually... I'd like it if
you could just... take him.
[20:57] ---
Sorry, Momoka-chan.
[20:58] ---
Please just... seriously,
don't make me go into that.
[21:02] ---
H-Huh? I...
[21:05] ---
I...
[21:08] ---
I WON!!
[21:13] ---
U-Um... I'm sorry it's a day late!
[21:16] ---
This...
[21:18] ---
Wow! Thanks, Nishizawa-san!
[21:21] ---
I'm so happy!
[21:22] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[21:24] ---
It was a day late,
[21:26] ---
but Momoka-chan gave her
Valentine's cake to Fuyuki safely.
[21:29] ---
All's well that ends well, I guess!
[21:33] ---
I'm so glad!
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Movie directors! They are the one true God!
[23:11] ---
The last dictator!
[23:12] ---
The admiration of all!
[23:14] ---
Sounds just like me!
[23:16] ---
And they're weak to budgets...
[23:18] ---
Never mind that!
[23:19] ---
Ginza location hunting is go!
[23:21] ---
"Keroro is the Director, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
"Keroro & Fuyuki: Small Adventure
in the Big City, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E302 - Keroro is the Director, Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Small Adventure in the Big City, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
The infinite expanse...
[01:34] ---
...or so it appears, of outer space.
SIGN WARNING
[01:40] ---
What in space is going on, sir?!
[01:42] ---
It appears that someone has come
out of warp in lunar orbit!
[01:50] ---
Th-This is...
[01:54] ---
A pleasure to meet you.
[01:56] ---
I have come here from the planet Keron.
[01:58] ---
I am Chibaba, space movie producer.
[02:02] ---
Y-You're a Keronian, sir?
[02:04] ---
What trouble you're causing!
[02:05] ---
What in blazes does a space movie
producer have to do with us?
[02:09] ---
Well!
[02:10] ---
Your Keroro Platoon is so
popular on the home planet,
[02:13] ---
I would very much like
to have you appear in a movie!
[02:17] ---
U-Us in a movie?!
[02:23] ---
Keroro is the Director, Sir!
[02:28] ---
So you see,
[02:30] ---
we have arrived at the decision to produce a
movie version of Keroro Platoon War Chronicle.
[02:35] ---
And we would like it very much for your
Keroro Platoon to star as yourselves!
[02:38] ---
Hold on one moment!
[02:40] ---
First, I'd like to hear what kind of
movie it's going to be, sir.
[02:44] ---
Oh, how silly of me.
[02:46] ---
Actually, we already have a script here
ready for your inspection!
SIGN Movie Documentary Keroro Platoon War Chronicle First Draft
[02:50] ---
Documentary: Keroro Platoon War Chronicle?
[02:54] ---
Well, I am sure it is an epic
depicting my cool successes.
[02:59] ---
I mean, it is called the Keroro Platoon
War Chronicle, after all.
[03:02] ---
Obviously, it's gonna be a war action film
with me as the main character!
[03:06] ---
The Legendary Battle Stories of Tamama!
It has to be!
[03:10] ---
I would like a movie that instills gentle
feelings in all those who watch it.
[03:14] ---
If we're talking movies...
[03:16] ---
...you can't go wrong with
Housewife's Afternoon in the Apartment.
[03:19] ---
Wh-What do you think?
[03:24] ---
Whoa! What's wrong with it, everyone?
[03:27] ---
Not even worth consideration, sir!
[03:30] ---
The majority of it is compiled
from the TV series, sir!
[03:33] ---
In the first place,
the title is just no good at all, sir!
SIGN Documentary Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[03:36] ---
"Documentary: Keroro Platoon War Chronicle"?
[03:38] ---
Y-Yes.
[03:40] ---
Incidentally, there is a simultaneous
release with "Keroro Platoon Graffi"—
[03:43] ---
No, no, no!
[03:44] ---
That kind of cheap worksmanship
[03:46] ---
will not be able to satisfy the
critical eyes of today's viewers, sir!
[03:50] ---
B-But...
[03:52] ---
What you should do here...
[03:53] ---
...is leave this to our Keroro Platoon, sir!
[03:58] ---
Get more excited, idiots!
[04:06] ---
I will be the director!
[04:09] ---
And so,
[04:10] ---
with Sergeant Keroro as the director,
[04:11] ---
production of the movie got underway.
[04:14] ---
Uhh, so, next, Cut #3,532!
[04:17] ---
Giroro-dono runs through a huge explosion!
[04:21] ---
W-Wait a sec.
[04:22] ---
Wouldn't we normally ask Sonny Chiba
or someone for this?
[04:25] ---
Ha! You don't get it at all.
[04:28] ---
It's the performance of the
actors themselves in the flesh
[04:30] ---
that brings tension and reality
to life on the screen, sir!
[04:33] ---
I-Is it?
[04:35] ---
All right.
[04:40] ---
Ready!
[04:41] ---
Start!
[04:53] ---
Super cool!
[04:55] ---
Not enough impact...
[04:57] ---
Despite all that?!
[04:59] ---
The quality of a film is proportional
to the amount of explosives, sir!
[05:03] ---
Do it.
[05:04] ---
Doin' it, nyo!
[05:13] ---
It's good! It's green!
[05:15] ---
You can't achieve this level
of impact with fake CG!
[05:18] ---
And cut!
[05:20] ---
This is bad, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:22] ---
Call me Director!
[05:23] ---
Ah, sorry, Director!
[05:26] ---
There was no film in...
[05:29] ---
Oh, well, what can you do.
[05:32] ---
One more take, sir.
[05:34] ---
A-Are you trying to kill me?!
[05:41] ---
The second floor of that house
is in the way...
[05:44] ---
Assistant Director Dorobune-kun!
[05:45] ---
Yes!
[05:46] ---
Go destroy the upstairs
of that house for a sec.
[05:48] ---
Whaa?!
[05:49] ---
No... but... that's...
[05:51] ---
This is an order from the director, sir.
[05:56] ---
What?! Destroy the upstairs of our house?!
[05:59] ---
U-U-Umm, the director was insisting...
[06:02] ---
What idiotic things are you saying?!
Get out of here, Dorobune!
[06:09] ---
Withdraw!
[06:10] ---
Okay, withdraw!
[06:12] ---
S-So mean...
[06:16] ---
Oho?
[06:17] ---
What have we here?
[06:19] ---
Is it not amazing, Mr. Director?
[06:21] ---
We all worked all night to make it!
[06:24] ---
Staaaare...
[06:25] ---
Oh, you do not need to be
so captivated by it...
[06:28] ---
Good moaning!
[06:29] ---
Jonteyep?!
[06:31] ---
It doesn't break very well, sir...
[06:34] ---
It should be more like, uhh...
[06:36] ---
I'd like it if there was a lot more...
stuff being blasted everywhere, sir!
[06:39] ---
Oh?
SIGN Wafers
[06:40] ---
Those! Those wafers!
[06:42] ---
Use that to make a building, sir!
[06:44] ---
And then...
[06:46] ---
...we'll be able to make powerful-looking
rubble that explodes everywhere, sir!
[06:50] ---
But... these are my snacks...
[06:53] ---
The word of the director
is the word of God, sir!
[06:58] ---
U-Um, excuse me.
[06:59] ---
There's a massive bill here for you!
SIGN We would like to charge the following amount:
[07:02] ---
3 space million yen?!
[07:04] ---
What a sum!
[07:06] ---
Ah, that thing.
[07:08] ---
I ordered a space optical printer that
we'll need for the final cut, sir.
[07:13] ---
Y-Yes, but...
[07:14] ---
We're already pushing the
limits of our budget...
[07:16] ---
Well, it's already been shipped,
so too late now.
[07:20] ---
Gero gerori.
[07:21] ---
N-Noooo...
[07:24] ---
Ah, you there!
[07:25] ---
Make the miniature sea
out of agar and tokoroten!
[07:34] ---
Retake this cut.
[07:35] ---
Yes.
[07:36] ---
Retake Cut #15,251.
[07:39] ---
Or, like, repeat filming?
[07:42] ---
Umm, Mr. Director,
[07:44] ---
you know, we still have
not read the script...
[07:48] ---
The script?
[07:49] ---
It's all in my head, sir!
[07:53] ---
You dumbo!
[07:54] ---
You were just randomly filming
without a script?!
[07:57] ---
When you reach my caliber,
[07:59] ---
you don't need a script, sir!
[08:01] ---
So, randomly, then.
[08:04] ---
You cannot make a proper film
without a proper script!
[08:08] ---
But, Director!
[08:09] ---
Will you be able to put all this
together cohesively without a script?!
[08:11] ---
Ahh, there won't be any problems there.
[08:13] ---
This is the first in a trilogy,
after all, sir.
[08:16] ---
What?! When did you...?!
[08:18] ---
Well... it's just like
the old Japanese Noh plays.
[08:21] ---
You mean start slow, speed up, end swiftly?
SIGN Beginning
[08:24] ---
Beginning! Break! Rapid!
SIGN Break
SIGN Rapid
[08:26] ---
Ridiculous!
[08:27] ---
This isn't a war action epic.
[08:29] ---
I'm out!
[08:30] ---
Me, too!
[08:31] ---
I cannot endorse these
irresponsible methods!
[08:35] ---
I am tired, as well.
[08:37] ---
I have to contact my company right now!
[08:40] ---
Excuse me!
[08:41] ---
If you've got a complaint, can't it wait
until after you see the finished—
[08:43] ---
Yeah, this is bigger than that.
[08:46] ---
What...?
[08:47] ---
The director...
[08:49] ---
...isn't the "top dog."
[08:52] ---
They're someone who gives
all the staff an objective,
[08:54] ---
and takes responsibility for
guiding it all to completion.
[08:56] ---
Put another way,
[08:58] ---
you're like the captain of a wrecked ship
adrift on the rough sea.
[09:01] ---
No one's gonna ride
on your shoulders anymore.
[09:06] ---
So that's what he sounds like...
[09:08] ---
I think I heard the bell
ring... ring... ring...
[09:12] ---
N-No...
[09:14] ---
I... I only...
[09:18] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu's
uncharacteristically severe words
[09:21] ---
gave Director Keroro a great shock.
[09:24] ---
I... I...
[09:27] ---
I...!
[09:37] ---
Umm, Director?
[09:42] ---
He's finally gotten to editing the film!
[09:45] ---
A little more!
[09:46] ---
A little more, and it'll be done, sir!
[09:48] ---
It was worth the wait!
[09:50] ---
All that's left is the scatter beam
cannon on the head, sir!
[09:54] ---
MG Zock!
[09:56] ---
U-Um, wh-what... s-s-scatter beam cannon?
[10:00] ---
I mean... what... about the movie?
[10:03] ---
But look! Look, look, look!
[10:05] ---
You all do nothing but moan!
[10:07] ---
N-No...
[10:09] ---
But tomorrow is the preview screening...
[10:12] ---
What do I do?
[10:21] ---
The next day.
[10:25] ---
We are in trouble, Mr. Director!
[10:27] ---
I'm done with being a director, sir.
[10:28] ---
Never mind that. Turn to Space Channel 7!
[10:32] ---
Displaying Space Channel 7 now!
[10:34] ---
The news program from Planet Keron?
SIGN Documentary: Keroro Platoon
[10:37] ---
So, I think we'd all like to take a look
at this spring's number one movie,
[10:41] ---
Keroro Platoon: The Movie.
[10:43] ---
Have a little sneak peek of the trailer.
SIGN Documentary Keroro Platoon
[10:59] ---
Th-This is...
[11:01] ---
Chibaba-san, you produced this movie.
[11:02] ---
Can you tell us what we should be
looking forward to?
[11:04] ---
I'd say, what you don't get to see
in the usual Keroro Platoon War Chronicle.
[11:07] ---
The surprising real-life sides
of the men of the platoon.
[11:11] ---
Th-That producer...!
[11:13] ---
He just picked up the film we had lying
around and spliced it together himself!
[11:18] ---
He got us good.
[11:19] ---
What do we do?!
[11:21] ---
The day the public get their eyes on this,
[11:23] ---
our reputation will be in the gutter!
SIGN Keron News The DISGUSTING Keroro Platoon! The scandalous truth behind the movie version of the popular series Keroro Platoon War Chronicle
[11:26] ---
The disgusting Keroro Platoon!
SIGN I have lost all faith in the
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!
[11:28] ---
"I have lost all faith in the
Keroro Platoon War Chronicle!"
SIGN Many say they will never watch again!
[11:30] ---
Many say they will never watch again!
[11:34] ---
Gero?
[11:35] ---
Yes, hello?
[11:37] ---
Yes!
[11:38] ---
Yes...
[11:39] ---
Uncle! It's a phone call from
someone on Keron who saw the movie!
[11:42] ---
Noooo!
[11:44] ---
I know nothing!
[11:45] ---
Nothing, sir!
[11:47] ---
You're the blasted director!
[11:49] ---
N-No, I'm not!
[11:51] ---
They just used my film without asking!
[11:52] ---
I have nothing to do with anything!
[11:54] ---
I'm not the director, so there!
[11:57] ---
Ummm...
[11:58] ---
He says...
[11:59] ---
...it was really funny!
[12:02] ---
E-mails are pouring in, too!
[12:04] ---
They say here they were glad to see Corporal
Giroro looking in good spirits for once.
[12:07] ---
What?
[12:08] ---
And this one wanted to see more action
from Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[12:12] ---
And someone here felt attachment towards
Sergeant Major Kululu for the first time!
[12:16] ---
Sounds like it is... doing well?
[12:18] ---
They... actually like it?
[12:23] ---
Geez. You never know what you're
gonna get in this world.
[12:26] ---
I see!
[12:27] ---
So, what did they think of me?
[12:29] ---
Of...
[12:30] ---
Ah, it's another phone call!
[12:32] ---
What should I do, Uncle?
[12:33] ---
Gero gero?
[12:35] ---
I'm the director of the mega-hit Keroro Platoon:
The Movie, sir. What can I do for you?
[12:41] ---
This director is hopeless!
[12:42] ---
The staff were left stunned and speechless.
SIGN Documentary Keroro Platoon
SIGN The End
SIGN Todoroki | K 2010302
Documentary
Keroro Platoon
[12:56] ---
It's definitely better to watch movies
than to make them, sir.
SIGN Geroad Show Tora-san Space Otoko wa Burai Yo
[13:12] ---
Let's see.
[13:13] ---
What kinds of movies were
there this spring, sir?
SIGN Geroad Show
SIGN Legendary Masterpiece Space Hammer Handstand Girl Back on the Big Screen 35 Years Later
[13:19] ---
Legendary masterpiece,
[13:20] ---
Space Hammer Handstand Girl.
[13:22] ---
Back on the big screen 35 years later!
[13:25] ---
S-Space Hammer Handstand Girl?!
SIGN Space Hammer Handstand Girl
[13:29] ---
I... I have to go see thiiiiiis!
[13:36] ---
Keroro & Fuyuki:
Small Adventure in the Big City, Sir!
[13:43] ---
Uhh...
[13:46] ---
I've figured out exactly where
the movie theater is, sir.
[13:49] ---
I expect lots of Pekoponians will be there,
[13:52] ---
but I have my anti-barrier
and my Pekoponian suit,
[13:55] ---
so it'll probably be okay, sir.
[13:56] ---
Are you sure about that, Ke-kero-kun?
[13:58] ---
Professor?
[13:59] ---
It's got a pretty niche fanbase, right?
[14:01] ---
Space Hammer Handstand Girl...
[14:03] ---
Given the kinds of people who're going
to see that kind of movie,
[14:05] ---
the anti-barrier might not work on them.
[14:08] ---
And the Pekoponian suit hasn't
been maintained recently, so...
[14:11] ---
...y'never know when it might
break dowwwwwn...
[14:13] ---
Don't stretch it!
[14:14] ---
What's that? Black Ox showed up?
[14:16] ---
Right, I get it, I'll be right there!
[14:18] ---
If the anti-barrier won't work,
[14:20] ---
and the Pekoponian suit is broken...
[14:23] ---
Look! It's a green alien!
[14:25] ---
It's an invader!
[14:26] ---
Ah, I heard that an invader was captured.
[14:28] ---
Dissect 'im!
[14:31] ---
We will now begin dissection.
[14:34] ---
Dissection?!
SIGN Wu Magazine
[14:38] ---
Easter Island is so far away...
[14:42] ---
Umm... Master Fuyuki?
[14:45] ---
What's wrong, Sarge?
[14:47] ---
Uhh...
[14:49] ---
See, um...
SIGN Wu Magazine All About Formalin Power
[14:51] ---
There's gonna be, um...
[14:53] ---
...a legendary movie,
back on the big screen after 35 years.
[14:57] ---
A legendary one?
[14:59] ---
Because of problems with the rights,
[15:01] ---
it wasn't ever made into a DVD or anything.
[15:03] ---
And if I miss this chance,
[15:05] ---
I don't know when
I'll ever be able to see it...
[15:07] ---
S-So...
[15:18] ---
Sarge. If you wanted to go see the movie,
you could just come out and say it!
[15:22] ---
Well...
[15:23] ---
I was a bit embarrassed...
it was hard to come out with, sir.
[15:26] ---
But if you're with me,
that will be a tremendous help, sir!
[15:30] ---
It's been a while since I've gone to
a movie theater in central Tokyo, though.
[15:34] ---
Hm? Is that so, sir?
[15:37] ---
Yeah.
[15:38] ---
For most movies, I can make do
with the movie theater in Inner-Tokyo.
[15:41] ---
I hardly even go
to the center of the city at all.
[15:44] ---
O-Oops!
[15:51] ---
Are you okay, Sarge?
[15:53] ---
I... I'm okay, sir.
[15:56] ---
Probably.
[15:58] ---
Uhh...
[16:00] ---
I'm supposed to change here.
[16:01] ---
Where's the entrance to the subway?
[16:05] ---
What's wrong, Sarge?
[16:06] ---
I-It smells...
[16:08] ---
It smells, sir!
[16:09] ---
Smells? What does?
[16:12] ---
This is...
[16:13] ---
...the smell of Gundam models!
[16:15] ---
Gundam models smell that much?
[16:18] ---
When it comes to highly-ranked
Gunpla masters such as me,
[16:21] ---
you become able to perceive the scent
of any Gundam models within a 1 km radius!
[16:26] ---
You're right, there's a Oobashi Camera
hobby hall right nearby!
[16:29] ---
Gunpla Gunpla!
[16:30] ---
Stop it, Sarge!
[16:32] ---
Guts, guts!
[16:33] ---
Gutsyyyyy!
[16:34] ---
Sarge!
[16:34] ---
Weren't you going to see
Space Hammer Handstand Girl?!
[16:39] ---
R-Right, yes, I was, sir...
[16:41] ---
I don't know what came over me, sir.
[16:43] ---
What a rush that was...
[16:46] ---
This is the subway entrance!
[16:48] ---
Yahoo!
[16:55] ---
I can't believe it's so packed.
[16:57] ---
Master Fuyuki.
[16:59] ---
It's a bit... no, it's really
very hot and stuffy in here, sir.
[17:02] ---
It won't be for much longer.
Stick it out, okay?
SIGN Geroaaaa!!
[17:08] ---
Geroaaaa!
[17:14] ---
Umm...
[17:15] ---
Gero gero gero!
[17:17] ---
Ha ha, just fooling around...
[17:22] ---
Now we've come this far,
the movie theater must be right nearby!
[17:26] ---
Tokyo's packed trains are murderous, sir.
[17:30] ---
Agreed.
[17:34] ---
It should be right around here,
according to the map.
[17:37] ---
It is apparently quite a small
movie theater, sir.
[17:41] ---
We're still okay for time, right?
[17:44] ---
Umm.
[17:45] ---
We still have an hour, sir!
[17:47] ---
Why don't we take a break somewhere, then?
[17:49] ---
Gero!
[17:53] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[17:55] ---
Sorry for dragging you out here, sir.
[17:58] ---
Oh, don't worry about it.
[18:00] ---
You're always doing things for me.
[18:02] ---
I have to give something back sometimes.
[18:04] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[18:06] ---
I'm very grateful, sir.
[18:08] ---
But is it that good?
[18:09] ---
Space Hammer Handstand Girl.
[18:12] ---
Of course!
[18:14] ---
It's the legendary masterpiece that greatly
influenced the staff of Captain Geroro, sir!
[18:19] ---
And you'd never think it was
a movie from 30 years ago,
[18:23] ---
because the story is so original,
[18:24] ---
and there's new things to discover
every time you see it, sir!
[18:27] ---
Wow...
[18:28] ---
I say all that, but it'll be my first time
actually seeing it, of course, sir.
[18:33] ---
But if you have that many
good things to say about it,
[18:35] ---
I'm sure it must be good!
[18:36] ---
No doubt about it, sir!
[18:38] ---
Okay, I'm going to go to the bathroom,
so it won't be a problem in the movie theater.
[18:42] ---
Then I think I'll have a bite to eat.
[18:45] ---
I'll be right back, okay?
SIGN Beef Jerky
[18:47] ---
Well, I hope Master Fuyuki
enjoys the movie too, sir!
[18:53] ---
Whoa!
[18:56] ---
Don't yank me around so much...
[19:03] ---
No! Come back!
[19:07] ---
Noo, Jesus!
[19:09] ---
Jesus!
[19:11] ---
Wh-What's going on, sir?!
[19:13] ---
Hey! Wait!
[19:17] ---
D-Dog!
[19:19] ---
H-Help me, Master Fuyuki!
[19:21] ---
Sarge?
[19:22] ---
Please wait!
[19:24] ---
Excuse me!
[19:25] ---
That backpack is mine!
[19:27] ---
Master Fuyuki! Help me!!
[19:30] ---
Sarge!
[19:33] ---
A-At this rate, I'm gonna...
[19:35] ---
It's a green alien, bow-wow!
[19:37] ---
A fearsome invader, bark!
[19:39] ---
We've caught an invader, woof!
[19:41] ---
Let's make him dinner, ruff!
[19:44] ---
We will now begin the cooking.
[19:46] ---
2 tablespoons of sugar,
2 cups of soy sauce...
[19:48] ---
I'm scared!!
[19:50] ---
Wh-What do I do?!
[19:53] ---
M-Maybe...
SIGN Beef Jerky
[19:55] ---
...this beef jerky...
SIGN Beef Jerky
[20:02] ---
Oh, Hachi!
[20:04] ---
My Hachi!
[20:06] ---
Sarge?!
[20:09] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[20:13] ---
Sarge...
SIGN Fuyuki
Festival
SIGN Ginza Cinepros Rediscover Famous Showa Movies!! Now Showing To Good Reviews
SIGN Ginza Cinepros
SIGN Cinepros
Fully
Reserved
Seating
[20:21] ---
This is the place.
[20:22] ---
We've been through a lot, but...
[20:24] ---
...we finally made it, didn't we, sir?
[20:27] ---
But Sarge...
[20:28] ---
...it says that all the seats are reserved seats
using a pre-booking system.
[20:32] ---
Gero gerori.
[20:33] ---
Of course, I've already
booked on the net, sir.
[20:36] ---
Plus, since it'd be bad to get in for free,
[20:39] ---
I made sure to get two tickets, sir!
[20:41] ---
Umm... now where's the paper
with my booking number?
[20:46] ---
What?
SIGN Take it easy with
Fully Reserved Seating
Those without tickets will be
unable to enter the theater
under any circumstances,
so please be careful not to
forget or lose your ticket.
[20:51] ---
Sarge, don't tell me—
SIGN Booking Number
[20:52] ---
Just kidding!
[20:54] ---
Sarrrrge...
[20:57] ---
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Master Fuyuki!
SIGN Cinepros
Fully
Reserved
Seating
[20:59] ---
Just kidding.
[21:01] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[21:03] ---
Popcorn okay!
[21:05] ---
Drink okay!
[21:06] ---
Seriously, though...
[21:07] ---
I never thought the day would come
when I'd be able to see this.
[21:10] ---
The long-awaited
Space Hammer Handstand Girl!
[21:13] ---
I've gotten quite excited myself!
SIGN Todoroki
[21:23] ---
And so Fuyuki-kun and Sergeant Keroro's
small adventure ended safely.
[21:28] ---
Hm? Their thoughts on the movie?
SIGN Space Hammer Handstand Girl Ginza Cinepros
[21:31] ---
Perhaps, if the opportunity arises...
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
The Pekopon invasion has started
to become an ordeal nowadays.
[23:12] ---
I'm so busy I've got no time for meals,
and I'm perpetually short of sleep.
[23:16] ---
I've completely lost my sense of time
[23:19] ---
and all I can do is ceaselessly
face forward and advance.
[23:21] ---
Never mind that!
[23:23] ---
I can't live without convenience stores!
[23:25] ---
"Kero Zero: My Homeland is Pekopon, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:30] ---
Ge-Gero!
E303 - Kero Zero: My Homeland is Pekopon, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
SIGN (The Present)
[01:32] ---
The planet Keron, not quite a long time ago.
SIGN (Not Quite a Long Time Ago)
[01:36] ---
There, formidable frog-type aliens
made plans to invade Earth.
[01:41] ---
They assembled a huge invasion force
[01:44] ---
and sent them towards our planet in
a gigantic alien carrier, Grand Star.
[01:48] ---
This is a tale of Sergeant Keroro before
he met Fuyuki-kun and the others,
[01:53] ---
and takes place during the
Keroro Platoon's journey to Earth.
[02:03] ---
Kero Zero: My Homeland is Pekopon, Sir!
[02:12] ---
So this is the yearbook you all wrote in!
[02:15] ---
As my dream for the future,
[02:16] ---
I wrote that I wanted to be a proper assassin.
[02:20] ---
So, Corporal Giroro, you wanted to be a
proper soldier like your brother, huh?
[02:25] ---
Don't just read it!
[02:26] ---
What did you write, Mr. Sergeant?
[02:29] ---
Huh? Me?
[02:30] ---
I wrote...
[02:32] ---
Butt firecracker!
[02:36] ---
Butt firecra—
[02:38] ---
Oh?
[02:39] ---
Lady Kiko! Please stop that, ma'am!
[02:42] ---
Hmm, let's see here...
[02:44] ---
"I want to become a singing,
dancing invader."
[02:49] ---
This is...
[02:51] ---
Yearbooks, huh?
[02:54] ---
What kind of invader is that?
[02:56] ---
I don't believe invaders have
any need for singing or dancing.
[03:00] ---
You know what Nobibi would write, though?
[03:03] ---
"I wanna be the second-best
invader in the universe!"
[03:06] ---
Wh-Why second-best?
[03:08] ---
I mean, when you become top,
there's nowhere left to go. That's boring!
[03:12] ---
Oh...
[03:14] ---
This Nobibi seems to have been
quite the reliable fellow.
[03:18] ---
So? Lady Kiko, what did you write
as your dream for the future?
[03:23] ---
There were yearbooks
on Pekopon, too, right?
[03:27] ---
Yes. As for me...
[03:31] ---
Gero?
[03:32] ---
Wh-What?!
[03:46] ---
I'm the strongest and most horrible
member of the Viper family!
[03:51] ---
I'll sink you into deep space!
[03:54] ---
Fire!
[04:05] ---
Automatic attack system engaged.
[04:07] ---
Automatic attack system engaged.
[04:08] ---
Entering attack mode.
[04:19] ---
Damage to bridge 129.
[04:21] ---
Hangar 3,873 is on fire.
[04:25] ---
Uh, isn't this actually pretty bad?
[04:27] ---
Darn it!
[04:28] ---
Fine!
[04:31] ---
In that case...
SIGN Howl!! Koredenite
[04:35] ---
...it's time for Koredenite ore,
making real whatever you draw!
[04:47] ---
Perfect detail!
[04:48] ---
Launch mega mega cool
super battle mechs!
[05:05] ---
What is that?
[05:07] ---
Take it down!
[05:13] ---
Evade!
[05:23] ---
Wh-What?!
[05:25] ---
Forwards, backwards, up, down, left, right,
my army is occupying every last bit of space.
[05:30] ---
How can we possibly be outnumbered?!
[05:32] ---
Direct hit, incoming!
[05:33] ---
What?!
[05:43] ---
N-Noooo!
[05:45] ---
Now entering warp navigation.
[05:48] ---
Keron Drive standby.
[05:50] ---
W-We're suddenly warping?
[05:53] ---
Fleeing is the correct move in this case.
[05:55] ---
Or, like, taking proper measures.
[06:02] ---
Dammit...
[06:04] ---
You ain't gettin' away!
[06:06] ---
You ain't gettin' away!
[06:08] ---
You ain't gettin' away!!
[06:12] ---
I'm not letting you get away...
[06:15] ---
What was that?!
[06:19] ---
No waaaaay!
[06:24] ---
Darn it! I'll remember this!
[06:33] ---
Emergency.
[06:34] ---
Emergency.
[06:37] ---
What in blazes is going on?
[06:40] ---
The dimensional navigation system
appears to have been destroyed.
[06:45] ---
At this rate,
[06:46] ---
we will be crushed by warp space's
internal gravity and torn to pieces.
[06:53] ---
Gero!
[06:54] ---
Then hurry up and fix it!
[06:56] ---
That's impossible.
[06:57] ---
Why?!
[06:58] ---
The access corridor has been destroyed,
[07:00] ---
and we cannot get to the main
engine room where the system is.
[07:04] ---
If that's the problem, then leave it to me!
[07:21] ---
This is awesome!
[07:23] ---
Okay, let's gooooo to the engine room!
[07:25] ---
A-As you say.
[07:28] ---
Go on, pile in!
[07:33] ---
Gero!
[07:40] ---
Owowowow...
[07:42] ---
Gero?
[07:45] ---
This is the main engine?
[07:52] ---
Huh? What is that?
[07:54] ---
Those are wormholes.
[07:56] ---
Must've come about from the impact that
borked the dimensional navigation system.
[08:00] ---
This ain't good.
[08:01] ---
What's going to happen?
[08:03] ---
Left unchecked,
[08:05] ---
they'll keep on multiplying,
[08:07] ---
and swallow the Grand Star whole.
[08:10] ---
We must repair it before that happens!
[08:14] ---
The spare dimensional unit is inside there.
[08:17] ---
Exchange it immediately!
[08:19] ---
Okay!
[08:20] ---
Let's go.
[08:26] ---
I ain't gonna let you repair it!
[08:29] ---
You shot me up real nice back there.
[08:31] ---
I'm takin' you all to hell with me!
[08:34] ---
Darn it!
[08:35] ---
Ah! Behind you!
[08:36] ---
Uh? Behind me?
[08:39] ---
Butt firecracker!
[08:41] ---
Wh-What in the world?!
[08:55] ---
Great job, sir!
[08:57] ---
But...
[08:58] ---
With the spare unit like that...
[09:00] ---
Gero...
[09:02] ---
To exchange the broken unit,
[09:05] ---
we must acquire another from somewhere.
[09:09] ---
Hey, where do these wormholes lead?
[09:13] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
please approach the wormhole.
[09:16] ---
R-Roger...
[09:22] ---
It appears to be Pekopon in the past.
[09:27] ---
This timepoint is...
[09:29] ---
Any Keronian spaceship would have
spare parts on board, right?
[09:34] ---
In that case, during this period,
[09:35] ---
there should be a research ship
at this place on Earth.
[09:39] ---
Why don't we bring the
spare parts from there?
[09:42] ---
Ummm...
[09:44] ---
Ah! You are correct. On this date,
a research ship was on Pekopon!
[09:50] ---
How do you know something like that?
[09:53] ---
Who cares about that?
[09:56] ---
You know what Nobibi would
say in a time like this?
[09:58] ---
What's important isn't to ask why!
[10:01] ---
It is to take action!
[10:03] ---
Sergeant Major Kiko Katoyama
is indeed correct.
[10:06] ---
If you pass through the wormhole,
[10:07] ---
and bring back the spare
dimensional unit from the research craft,
[10:11] ---
Grand Star will be saved.
[10:16] ---
So...
[10:17] ---
Why are we the ones who have to go?!
[10:20] ---
It is an important mission with the
fate of the Grand Star in the balance.
[10:23] ---
Please feel honored to accept.
[10:25] ---
Then you come, too!
[10:27] ---
Never mind. We have no time.
[10:29] ---
Gero...!
[10:30] ---
Now! Let us go!
[10:44] ---
No!
[10:48] ---
Owowowow...
[10:50] ---
Gero?
SIGN Well Space
[11:03] ---
This is... Pekopon...
[11:06] ---
So this is the Keroro Platoon's
history-making first step on Pekopon, sir!
[11:10] ---
Well, then...
[11:12] ---
Gero!
[11:13] ---
Wh-What is that?!
[11:17] ---
It is a creature called a frog.
[11:19] ---
Gero...?
SIGN Gero gero gero gero gero...
[11:24] ---
I-It's resonating...
[11:27] ---
You are too cheeky for a frog!
[11:29] ---
Tamama Impact!
[11:31] ---
Gero?
[11:32] ---
Gero!
[11:41] ---
Mr. Sergeant, I am sorry!
[11:44] ---
Your anti-barrier broke!
[11:48] ---
Sh! Someone's coming!
[11:54] ---
Gero!
[11:55] ---
Crap. I have to hide somewhere!
[11:57] ---
Somewherrre...!
[12:04] ---
Gero!
SIGN Scarecrow Disguise
[12:12] ---
I can't breathe, sir!
SIGN Transparent View
[12:27] ---
I-It's heavy...
[12:28] ---
It is a Pekoponian in the flesh.
[12:37] ---
Kiko?!
[12:41] ---
I see.
[12:42] ---
This just got interesting.
[12:53] ---
...Kiko?!
[12:55] ---
Commander, that's Kiko from the past.
[12:58] ---
Careful now...
[12:59] ---
Don't let her know who you are.
[13:00] ---
You'll create a time paradox.
[13:02] ---
Time paradox?
[13:04] ---
We first met Kiko on the Grand Star.
[13:07] ---
If you meet her here, the past will change.
[13:10] ---
Gero!
[13:19] ---
I thought I... just heard a voice here...
[13:21] ---
Y-Yes!
[13:23] ---
I am a scarecrow, ma'am!
[13:24] ---
Scarescare!
[13:25] ---
I-It talked!
[13:27] ---
Oops.
[13:29] ---
Could you be...
[13:31] ---
Erk!
[13:32] ---
...a scarecrow fairy?!
[13:35] ---
Y-Yes!
[13:36] ---
I am a scarecwow faiwy!
[13:38] ---
That's why I can talk, ma'am!
[13:40] ---
Scarescare!
[13:44] ---
Hey, scarecrow fairy!
[13:46] ---
Did you see a spaceship
come down just ahead of here?
[13:49] ---
Gero?
[13:49] ---
I saw it from school at lunch. It came
down on the other side of the mountains!
[13:53] ---
Could that be the Keron Army research ship?
[13:56] ---
Most likely.
[13:58] ---
What do we do?
[13:59] ---
Leave this to me, sir.
[14:02] ---
Ah, I saw that! It's about 3 km
in that diwection, ma'am, scarescare!
[14:07] ---
What?! No way, seriously?!
[14:09] ---
I can take you there if you want, ma'am.
[14:12] ---
You can?! Yes!
[14:15] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[14:16] ---
This is perfect, sir.
[14:18] ---
We'll get her to take us
to the research ship, sir.
[14:21] ---
Are you sure this will be okay?
[14:26] ---
You're kind of heavy.
[14:29] ---
But I'm so looking forward to this!
[14:30] ---
I wonder what kind of spaceship it'll be...
[14:32] ---
Hey, Keroro...
[14:34] ---
Isn't Kiko about to be captured
by the Keron Army?
[14:38] ---
Then isn't it better to let her escape?
[14:41] ---
Don't do anything out of the plan!
[14:44] ---
Keep going as you are.
[14:45] ---
Don't stop her, whatever you do.
[14:47] ---
Straight from the horse's mouth.
[14:52] ---
But what business did the
past Kiko have with a spaceship?
[14:55] ---
Because she's a mech designer?
[14:57] ---
Hm? What about a mech designer?
[14:59] ---
Ah, uh, it is your job, Lady Kiko.
[15:02] ---
My job? I'm a high-schooler, you know!
[15:05] ---
Though I graduated today.
[15:07] ---
Gwaduated?
[15:09] ---
Yep. I had my graduation ceremony today.
[15:13] ---
But, you know,
[15:14] ---
I do like drawing mechs.
[15:16] ---
Ah, I know!
[15:18] ---
Look at this!
[15:24] ---
They are so good!
[15:26] ---
Whoa...
[15:27] ---
So you are a mech designer?
[15:29] ---
They're just random scribbles.
[15:31] ---
But that might be fun if I really
could become one. A mech designer.
[15:36] ---
I'm sure you can, ma'am!
[15:38] ---
Even my dweam came twue!
I became a singing, dancing invader!
[15:42] ---
A singing, dancing invader?
[15:44] ---
Ahhh, no,
[15:46] ---
I mean a singing, dancing
scarecwow, ma'am, scarescare!
[15:51] ---
I see...
[15:52] ---
It's nice to have something you want to be.
[15:55] ---
I haven't decided on a course or career
or anything further ahead than tomorrow.
[16:02] ---
Every day was so boring.
[16:05] ---
I couldn't bear it if those boring days
just kept on going even after graduation.
[16:10] ---
That would be horrible.
[16:12] ---
So I...
[16:15] ---
I'm going in search of interesting things!
[16:25] ---
Where is this place?
[16:29] ---
That's...
[16:34] ---
It really was a spaceship!
[16:46] ---
Ah, Lady Kiko, wait for me, pwease!
[16:49] ---
The ceiling is surprisingly low...
[16:53] ---
Maybe they're little aliens?
[16:55] ---
Hey, Keroro! What are we going to do?
[16:57] ---
It can't be helped, sir.
[16:59] ---
As for us, we should find the spare
dimensional unit, I guess, sir.
[17:11] ---
Oy. Are you sure this is how you want it?
[17:22] ---
How dare you do that to me?
[17:24] ---
You're gonna pay.
[17:30] ---
What's this?
[17:30] ---
Where is it, sir?
[17:33] ---
Umm, how many dimensional units
are we supposed to get?
[17:37] ---
Just the one will do.
[17:39] ---
Well, taking spares for the spare into
consideration, two or three is probably enough.
[17:44] ---
Okay.
[17:45] ---
Ugh.
[17:46] ---
Tidy up a little!
[17:52] ---
Oof!
[17:53] ---
Oof! Oof!
[17:54] ---
I cannot find it!
[17:56] ---
Found one!
[17:57] ---
I found one, too.
[17:59] ---
I... got one, too, sir!
[18:01] ---
Whaa?!
[18:02] ---
That's a... missile launcher!
[18:13] ---
Did you do that on purpose?!
[18:14] ---
No, sir!
[18:15] ---
It is coming after us!
[18:17] ---
Just run!
[18:22] ---
Why won't it leave us alone, sir?
[18:24] ---
Scarecrow-san, this way!
[18:25] ---
Lady Kiko!
[18:26] ---
But that way is...
[18:27] ---
...a dead end!
[18:28] ---
Just trust me!
[18:29] ---
Get down!
[18:50] ---
Now... which of you should I blast first?
[18:53] ---
Her, her.
[18:53] ---
No, him.
[18:54] ---
Don't move!
[18:57] ---
Ah, behind you.
[18:58] ---
You fool!
[19:00] ---
I won't fall for the same thing twice!
[19:12] ---
Once again, I'll remember this!
[19:14] ---
Don't come back!
[19:17] ---
So mean.
[19:19] ---
We're saved...
[19:20] ---
Honestly...
[19:28] ---
The door!
[19:30] ---
No! It's moving!
[19:31] ---
Out, quick!
[19:38] ---
Lady Kiko, quick!
[19:39] ---
What are you doing?!
[19:40] ---
Hurry!
[19:46] ---
Hurry! Before it's too late!
[19:47] ---
What's wrong?!
[19:48] ---
Quickly!
[19:53] ---
Don't tell me—
SIGN Your dreams for the future? ESCAPE FROM EARTH!! Bye byeeeee♥ Katoyama Kiko
[20:31] ---
Goodbye, Earth.
[20:36] ---
All right!
[20:53] ---
Somehow I knew that scarecrow was you!
[20:57] ---
She knew...
[20:58] ---
What happened to you
after that, Lady Kiko?
[21:01] ---
When I arrived on Keron, I lied that
I was a mech designer on Earth.
[21:05] ---
And the Keron Army hired me.
[21:07] ---
It was Nobibi's father who was
in charge of that unmanned spaceship,
[21:10] ---
so I ended up freeloading
at Nobibi's house.
[21:13] ---
Huh... The way some things go...
[21:16] ---
And so your dream came true,
huh, Lady Kiko?
[21:20] ---
Don't you want to go back
to Pekopon anymore, ma'am?
[21:28] ---
What would Kiko do after
returning to Earth?
[21:31] ---
That is a story for another time...
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
The astonishing technology of our Keron Army,
[23:11] ---
the anti-barrier!
[23:13] ---
A little tweak of the mark on our foreheads,
and pop, the stealth function vanishes us!
[23:17] ---
But...
[23:17] ---
...some people... can still see us.
[23:20] ---
Why?
[23:21] ---
Never mind that!
[23:23] ---
There's something lovely
about red and white hats!
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Just Give It Back to Me, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E304 - Keroro: Just Give It Back to Me, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
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"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
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Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
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Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
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A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
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Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:33] ---
This is the perfect day
to hang laundry out to dry.
[01:36] ---
Huh? What happened to
your usual hat, Sergeant?
[01:41] ---
It's drying!
[01:42] ---
I have to wash it once in a while, you know.
[01:45] ---
Well, that's fine, but you sure are
wearing a cute cap there.
[01:52] ---
Gero!
[01:57] ---
That came out of nowhere.
[01:59] ---
Come to think of it, this is
the windiest part of spring...
[02:01] ---
How are you?
[02:03] ---
Huh?
[02:04] ---
Gero!
[02:06] ---
W-Wait! My...
[02:09] ---
My hat!
[02:12] ---
That was some wind, huh?
[02:14] ---
But it's okay now.
[02:17] ---
Oofy!
[02:19] ---
What a cute hat!
[02:22] ---
That's my hat!
[02:26] ---
A giant froggy!
[02:28] ---
Crud!
[02:29] ---
Gero!
[02:34] ---
Keroro: Just Give It Back to Me, Sir!
[02:40] ---
Okay. Cheese.
[02:43] ---
Show me! Show me, froggy!
[02:45] ---
That's cute!
[02:46] ---
Then, next...
[02:49] ---
Isn't that enough?
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And anyway,
I'm Sergeant Keroro, not "froggy."
[02:54] ---
Sarjakero?
[02:56] ---
Jeez! Call me what you want,
just give me that hat back!
[03:00] ---
Forget it! Kana found it!
[03:03] ---
It's Kana's!
[03:05] ---
The wind just blew it by you!
[03:08] ---
That's my hat!
[03:10] ---
No!
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It's my hat! Forget it!
[03:11] ---
Cut it out! Just give it back!
[03:13] ---
The anti-barrier, turned up to full power!
[03:16] ---
Geroro!
[03:20] ---
H-Huh?
[03:22] ---
Where did you go?
[03:26] ---
Gero...
[03:27] ---
Where are you?
[03:29] ---
D-Don't mess with that!
[03:35] ---
Gero...
[03:36] ---
She's invisible again!
[03:38] ---
Where? Where? Where are you?!
[03:41] ---
Come out...
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Tickle-tickle-tickle!
[03:45] ---
S-Stop... Stop it!
[03:50] ---
It's too noisy in here!
[03:52] ---
Big Sister Natsumi!
[03:54] ---
Why are you rolling around on the floor?
[03:56] ---
That's just creepy.
[03:59] ---
I thought I was gonna die.
[04:02] ---
Huh? Was somebody else here?
[04:04] ---
D-Don't tell me...
[04:07] ---
Did you leave the house wearing my hat?!
[04:10] ---
Wh-What should I do?
[04:11] ---
Stupid frog!
[04:13] ---
Is this your camera?
[04:19] ---
Hey, what's up with you today?
[04:21] ---
Th-This is, um...
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My private photos are on here, so...
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Not that I care,
[04:28] ---
but why are you wearing that cap?
[04:31] ---
Just for a change of pace...
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By the way, Lady Natsumi,
[04:35] ---
do you know a girl in this area
by the name of Lady Kana
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who's just a little taller than me?
[04:41] ---
Kana-chan?
[04:44] ---
Maybe the Kana-chan who lives
in front of Kissho Park?
[04:47] ---
But why would you suddenly ask me that?
[04:50] ---
O-Oh, I just saw her walk by the house...
[04:54] ---
I see! So she lives
in front of the park, huh?
[04:58] ---
Well, thanks. Good to know.
[05:08] ---
Mommy will get mad.
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All right.
[05:18] ---
I'm back!
[05:22] ---
Gero?!
[05:24] ---
All of the Pekoponian suits
are out for maintenance?!
[05:27] ---
Yeah. I sent them to the manufacturer.
[05:29] ---
They'll be back next week.
[05:31] ---
Gero!
[05:32] ---
So I can't go outside 'til then?!
[05:35] ---
You have an anti-barrier, don't you?
[05:38] ---
Commander, what's with that cap?
[05:40] ---
Oh, my hat is out drying...
[05:43] ---
As you know, that hat was
supplied by the army.
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If you lose it or it gets stolen,
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you'll be court-martialed!
[05:51] ---
Gero!
[05:52] ---
O-Oh, I'm not that stupid!
[05:55] ---
I see! Oh, well.
[05:57] ---
I'll just wait until my hat dries!
[06:03] ---
I'll borrow someone else's hat...
[06:07] ---
I am going back to
Momocchi's house, so I need it.
[06:12] ---
I wonder what the snack will be today
at the Nishizawa house...
[06:15] ---
What will it be? What will it be?
What will it be?
[06:15] ---
So a snack is more important to you
than your commander's request...
[06:19] ---
Giroro, are you there?
[06:21] ---
Huh?
[06:22] ---
Giroro-san went to Alien Town.
[06:25] ---
He's not here when I need him...
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By the way, Sarge.
[06:30] ---
Wasn't your hat drying on the line before?
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I don't see it.
[06:34] ---
Oh, it was done drying,
so I took it inside first.
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Well, I'm a little busy, so...
[06:46] ---
Gero...
[06:47] ---
Since it's come to this,
I'll just have to go to that girl's house
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under my own power
to get my hat back.
[06:52] ---
N-No one's around, right?
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I can't walk down the street like this!
[07:06] ---
But if the sidewalk is out...
[07:09] ---
I really think I'm gonna fail it...
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Seriously? You'd better do something.
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Tell me about it.
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This won't work, either!
[07:17] ---
This is tougher than I thought.
[07:20] ---
Gero.
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This is taking forever.
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Let's see...
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Kissho Park is over there, so...
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Gero!
[07:29] ---
Gerooo!!
[07:36] ---
Mommy! What's that green thing?
[07:37] ---
So of course I refused.
[07:39] ---
Naturally...
[07:42] ---
What?
[07:44] ---
Huh? It was there before.
[07:46] ---
Th-That was close.
[07:48] ---
Gero!
SIGN Gonta
[07:52] ---
Um...
[07:53] ---
Gero!!
[07:58] ---
I finally made it to the park!
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And she lives around here...
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Kanae?
[08:05] ---
I thought you wanted to
watch something on TV.
[08:08] ---
That's right! I wanna watch it!
[08:12] ---
Found it!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Educational TV
SIGN What's That?
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What's That?
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Good boys and girls!
[08:19] ---
Hello!
[08:20] ---
I'm Big Sister Kumiko!
[08:26] ---
I see you're full of energy today,
Jotarou-kun!
[08:27] ---
Kanae, you're too close to the TV.
[08:29] ---
Yeah! Thanks, Big Sis!
[08:30] ---
Okay!
[08:31] ---
Well, shall we get going?
[08:35] ---
The froggy!
[08:38] ---
Did you come to visit?!
[08:40] ---
Y-Yeah.
[08:41] ---
That's right.
[08:43] ---
Here.
[08:46] ---
Thank you!
[08:47] ---
You can have that, so I'd
like my hat back in exchange.
[08:51] ---
It's very important to me.
[08:55] ---
Really?
[08:57] ---
Kitty!
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My hat!
[09:03] ---
Come on, Lady Cat.
[09:05] ---
That's mine.
[09:08] ---
Come here.
SIGN Gong
[09:11] ---
Gero...
[09:12] ---
You don't know it's me?
[09:15] ---
Kitty!
[09:19] ---
There's nothing to be afraid of. Come here!
[09:28] ---
Thank you, kitty!
[09:30] ---
That was impressive!
[09:32] ---
Kana is friends with her.
[09:35] ---
So, Lady Kana,
[09:37] ---
I'd like to have my hat back...
[09:42] ---
Kana is moving soon.
[09:46] ---
Really?
[09:48] ---
Yeah.
[09:49] ---
Hey, froggy, can I keep it until I move?
[09:55] ---
Please!
[09:56] ---
Gero...
[09:59] ---
Kanae!
[10:00] ---
Are you talking to a friend?
[10:02] ---
Gero!
[10:03] ---
Oh, for crying out loud!
[10:04] ---
For real, just until then!
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Right!
[10:09] ---
Thank you!
[10:10] ---
Kanae?
[10:13] ---
Huh? Where did you get that hat?
[10:17] ---
My friend let me borrow it!
[10:20] ---
Isn't it cute?!
[10:22] ---
Uncle!
[10:23] ---
Want to have a snack?
[10:25] ---
Huh?
[10:27] ---
What's this?
[10:30] ---
Natsumi-san!
[10:31] ---
I found this in Uncle's room!
[10:34] ---
This girl...
[10:36] ---
Isn't she Kana-chan,
from the neighborhood?
[10:38] ---
Now that you mention it,
[10:40] ---
the stupid frog asked me
about Kana-chan earlier.
[10:43] ---
That aside, Kana-chan's wearing
the stupid frog's hat!
[10:47] ---
She's wearing Uncle's precious hat...
[10:51] ---
I'm back...
[10:54] ---
...and exhausted.
[10:55] ---
Hey, you!
[10:56] ---
What's the meaning of this?!
[10:58] ---
Or, like, cheating exposed?
[11:00] ---
Gero?!
[11:02] ---
A-Actually...
[11:06] ---
What are you gonna do?!
[11:07] ---
I-It'll be okay.
[11:09] ---
She promised to give it back.
[11:11] ---
Is there any guarantee
she'll really return it?
[11:14] ---
Doctor!
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Either way,
[11:16] ---
you shouldn't prolong the situation.
[11:19] ---
If her feelings become strong,
it'll become difficult to wipe completely.
[11:23] ---
Wipe?
[11:24] ---
Lady Kana's memory, you mean?
[11:27] ---
Yes.
[11:28] ---
A Pekoponian has become aware of you,
and she's going to move somewhere.
[11:31] ---
We should strike quickly.
[11:33] ---
Yeah...
[11:41] ---
Yes?
[11:44] ---
Kana-chan...
[11:45] ---
Lady Kana. What's wrong?
[11:49] ---
Actually...
[11:55] ---
She really did disappear!
[11:58] ---
Kana-chan, that's amazing!
SIGN Friends
[12:01] ---
Where do they sell that hat?
[12:04] ---
I'm borrowing this from...
[12:09] ---
Give it back!
[12:11] ---
That belongs to Kana's friend!
[12:13] ---
Now it's mine!
[12:15] ---
Please!
[12:16] ---
There!
[12:17] ---
No!
[12:18] ---
Give it back!
[12:24] ---
Froggy's hat...
[12:28] ---
I'm... sorry, froggy...
[12:33] ---
It's okay, Lady Kana.
[12:35] ---
Let's look for it together!
[12:37] ---
Hold on!
[12:42] ---
Keroro! What are you doing?!
[12:43] ---
I'm not Keroro!
[12:45] ---
I'm Big Sister Kumiko!
[12:45] ---
What are you talking about?!
[12:47] ---
What's the froggy doing?
[12:49] ---
O-Oh, nothing!
[12:53] ---
He looks like a cheap knockoff.
[12:55] ---
Huh?
[12:56] ---
That's another hat...
[12:57] ---
Th-This is, um...
SIGN He stole it...
[12:58] ---
...my spare.
[13:00] ---
Now let's go look for
my other one, Lady Kana.
[13:02] ---
Okay!
[13:06] ---
Did you find it?
[13:08] ---
Nope. It's not over here.
[13:11] ---
Not over here, either.
[13:14] ---
Lady Kana...
[13:15] ---
Are you okay?
[13:16] ---
Yeah. I'm fine.
[13:20] ---
Gero!
[13:24] ---
K-Kana-chan?!
[13:34] ---
Gero...
[13:35] ---
Gero gero gero!
[13:37] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[13:40] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero!
[13:42] ---
They're both soaked.
[13:43] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[13:44] ---
Are you all right, Kana-chan?
[13:46] ---
No problem!
[13:48] ---
How about you, froggy?
[13:50] ---
I'm fine, too!
[13:52] ---
I'm not worried about you!
[13:55] ---
W-What kind of attitude is that,
Lady Natsumi?!
[13:56] ---
You should go on a fast!
[13:57] ---
I don't need to fast!
[13:59] ---
You go!
[14:00] ---
Forget it!
[14:01] ---
It's your fault!
[14:02] ---
You started it!
[14:05] ---
It isn't here, either.
[14:07] ---
Uh oh...
[14:08] ---
If it didn't get stuck here, then...
[14:14] ---
Kana-chan!
[14:15] ---
That's okay!
[14:18] ---
But...
[14:19] ---
You looked as hard as you could, Lady Kana.
[14:23] ---
That's plenty.
[14:26] ---
Froggy...
[14:28] ---
Stupid frog...
[14:36] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[14:38] ---
Akira-kun, Takuya-kun...
[14:40] ---
Go on. Be honest.
[14:45] ---
You found it?
[14:49] ---
I'm sorry, Kana-chan. But it's...
[14:51] ---
There's a hole...
[14:54] ---
That's all right.
[14:56] ---
Thank you for finding it!
[14:59] ---
Both of you!
[15:01] ---
From now on, you don't do anything
to make girls cry. We clear?
[15:05] ---
Y-Yes!
[15:06] ---
W-We won't!
[15:08] ---
Bye bye!
[15:09] ---
B-Bye bye!
[15:12] ---
I'll give it back to you after I fix it!
[15:16] ---
You don't have to.
[15:18] ---
Yes, I do. This is all Kana's fault.
[15:21] ---
Let Kana fix it!
[15:23] ---
Lady Kana...
[15:26] ---
Thank you!
[15:29] ---
Bye bye!
[15:30] ---
Bye bye, ma'am!
[15:34] ---
Are you sure about this, Sarge?
[15:36] ---
It'll be fine.
[15:38] ---
I have faith in Lady Kana.
[15:40] ---
I'm sure she'll bring it to me
after she sews it up.
[15:44] ---
Oh, Kanae, where were you?
[15:47] ---
I wanted you to clean up for the move...
[15:50] ---
What do you have the sewing kit out for?
[15:52] ---
I'm gonna fix my friend's hat!
[15:55] ---
It's dangerous, so do you
want me to do it for you?
[15:57] ---
No!
[15:58] ---
It's Kana's fault that it got ripped,
so Kana will fix it!
[16:02] ---
Okay. Do your best, Kanae.
[16:05] ---
I will!
[16:09] ---
Ow!
[16:10] ---
Are you okay?
[16:12] ---
I'm fine! I'm fine!
[16:14] ---
I know!
[16:15] ---
After I'm done, I'll make him some kind of
present as thanks for letting me borrow this!
[16:19] ---
I wonder what would be good...
[16:22] ---
Why?!
[16:24] ---
Sarge...
[16:26] ---
Lady Kana is my friend!
[16:29] ---
I don't want to erase her memories!
[16:31] ---
Too bad.
[16:32] ---
Th...
[16:34] ---
Th-That's an order from your commander.
[16:35] ---
We're invaders.
[16:37] ---
Say we leave her memories untouched,
[16:39] ---
what happens if she reveals our presence?
[16:42] ---
In a worst-case scenario,
we would have to leave here.
[16:45] ---
But Lady Kana...
[16:48] ---
Coming!
[16:50] ---
Good evening! Is the froggy here?
[16:52] ---
Y-Yeah. He is, but...
[16:55] ---
Froggy!
[16:58] ---
K-Kana-chan!
[16:59] ---
Huh? That's strange...
[17:01] ---
What are you doing?!
[17:03] ---
Froggy!
[17:05] ---
Lady Kana?
[17:06] ---
Here!
[17:07] ---
I fixed it.
[17:10] ---
And you hurt yourself doing it...
[17:12] ---
This, too!
[17:13] ---
My thanks for letting me borrow it!
SIGN Thank you, Froggy
[17:15] ---
Ta-daaa!
[17:17] ---
Kana drew it!
[17:19] ---
So you will always remember Kana!
SIGN Thank you, Froggy
[17:26] ---
Lady Kana...
[17:28] ---
I'm sad because I won't
be able to see you anymore...
[17:33] ---
It's okay!
[17:34] ---
We're friends, froggy!
[17:37] ---
I'll never forget you.
[17:40] ---
Lady Kana!
[17:50] ---
Any more, and this will become a big hassle.
[17:54] ---
D-Doctor!
[17:55] ---
I'm going to erase her memories
without any further ado!
[18:03] ---
Lady Kana!
[18:04] ---
F-Froggy...
[18:05] ---
Lady Kana!
[18:09] ---
Her memories have been safely removed.
[18:14] ---
Sarge...
[18:17] ---
Kana-chan. Kana-chan!
[18:22] ---
Big Sister Natsumi...
[18:24] ---
Huh? Why was Kana sleeping here?
[18:28] ---
Kana-chan, you came all the way over here
to say goodbye because you're moving!
[18:33] ---
Thank you!
[18:35] ---
Well, it's getting late.
[18:36] ---
Come on, I'll walk you home.
[18:39] ---
Okay.
[18:42] ---
Bye bye, Big Brother Fuyuki.
[18:45] ---
Y-Yeah.
[18:46] ---
Well, shall we go?
[18:48] ---
Yep.
[19:02] ---
Kitty!
[19:07] ---
Take care of yourself, kitty.
[19:14] ---
W-Wait, Kana-chan!
[19:23] ---
Coming!
[19:24] ---
Daddy's home!
[19:26] ---
Hey! Say thank you.
[19:29] ---
Thank you, Natsumi-chan.
[19:31] ---
N-Not at all!
[19:32] ---
Daddy!
[19:33] ---
Welcome home.
[19:34] ---
I heard you were at the
Hinata family's house?
[19:37] ---
Did you say goodbye to them?
[19:39] ---
Yeah!
[19:40] ---
Were you making something, Daddy?
[19:43] ---
You worked really hard to
mend that hat earlier, Kanae.
[19:46] ---
And you drew a picture, too.
[19:48] ---
Kana did?
[19:49] ---
After all, look...
[19:51] ---
That aside, Kanae, you're kind of muddy.
[19:54] ---
Let's take a bath before dinner.
[19:57] ---
Okay, let's take a bath!
[19:58] ---
This photo...
[19:59] ---
What did you do today?
[20:00] ---
I fell in the river!
[20:02] ---
Who does that?!
[20:04] ---
Maybe she doesn't want to see it
because it'll make her remember.
[20:09] ---
And a few days later...
[20:11] ---
Kanae, we're going!
[20:14] ---
Okay!
[20:16] ---
I appreciate your coming out here.
[20:18] ---
Thank you for everything.
[20:20] ---
Not at all. I hope you have
a bouncing baby girl or boy.
[20:23] ---
Thank you.
[20:28] ---
Lady Cat.
[20:30] ---
It's okay.
[20:31] ---
I just came to see her one last time.
[20:35] ---
It's better this way...
[20:40] ---
Ow!
[20:43] ---
Huh?
[20:50] ---
This is...
[20:52] ---
Let's go, Kanae!
[21:01] ---
We'll always be friends, froggy!
[21:04] ---
Kanae! Get in!
[21:07] ---
We're leaving!
[21:12] ---
Coming!
SIGN Thank you, Froggy
[21:21] ---
We'll always be friends, Lady Kana.
SIGN Dishes
SIGN Kanae's Things
[21:25] ---
Unforgettable memories you
don't want to forget...
SIGN Tokiwa Kanae
[21:29] ---
When you have wonderful memories, you want
to hold on to them forever, don't you?
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Kiko Katoyama here!
[23:09] ---
My best friend Nobibi used to say,
[23:11] ---
"When it comes to mechs,
Pekoponian robot anime is second to none!"
[23:14] ---
So he said I should design
[23:15] ---
something like out of anime
for the Keron Army,
[23:18] ---
and I went along with it!
[23:20] ---
I also designed
Lieutenant Galulu's powered suit!
[23:23] ---
That aside,
[23:24] ---
it's hard to draw mechs!
[23:27] ---
"Nobibi is Here, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a full-length story!
How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E305 - Nobibi is Here, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:35] ---
Meteorites. They are gifts
from outer space.
[01:38] ---
But at times, they can be
troublesome presents.
[01:51] ---
The mysterious luminescent object discovered
early this morning in the Kyushu region
[01:55] ---
may have been a meteorite, according
to a growing number of scientists.
[01:58] ---
As no damage has been reported,
[01:59] ---
A meteorite, huh...
[02:00] ---
I'd like to discover one of those, just once.
[02:01] ---
it is suspected to have fallen in
an uninhabited mountain forest.
[02:04] ---
Hey, Sarge?
[02:05] ---
Ah, so busy, so busy!
[02:05] ---
Want to go look at the site
where that meteorite fell?
[02:07] ---
So busy, so busy!
[02:10] ---
Sarge! Are you listening?
[02:12] ---
So very, very busy...
[02:13] ---
Hey!
[02:14] ---
Come on, Sarge...
[02:16] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[02:17] ---
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't
surprise me like that, sir!
SIGN Hinata
[02:33] ---
Come on! Let's go see the meteorite!
[02:35] ---
Tomorrow is the release date
for the MG Big-Zam,
[02:38] ---
so I don't think I can quite...
[02:46] ---
Wait, Sarge!
[02:48] ---
Catch me if you can!
[02:51] ---
Gero?
[02:53] ---
Who's that?
[02:56] ---
Hello?
[03:00] ---
Who...?
[03:02] ---
Who the heck are you?
[03:04] ---
I'm...
[03:07] ---
I am Nobibi!
[03:12] ---
Nobibi is Here, Sir!
[03:18] ---
Nobibi?!
[03:20] ---
Nobibi... you mean, that Nobibi?!
[03:22] ---
The Nobibi that Katoyama Kiko was always
talking about on the Grand Star?
[03:27] ---
You are quite different
from what I was imagining!
[03:31] ---
Wondered what you were gonna be like.
[03:33] ---
Can't believe you're a little kiddy
with his tail still on.
[03:36] ---
Shut up!
[03:37] ---
No tail makes you a big man, huh?!
[03:39] ---
Tails are a sign of youth!
[03:42] ---
I have way more of a future than you guys!
[03:46] ---
Looks like he can stand up
for himself, at least.
[03:48] ---
So, Nobibi-kun.
[03:50] ---
What did you come to Pekopon for?
[03:53] ---
I'm gonna do what you
spineless guys couldn't.
[03:55] ---
I came here to invade Pekopon!
[04:01] ---
Gero?!
[04:04] ---
Huh?
[04:07] ---
Owowowow...
[04:10] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[04:13] ---
So lame!
[04:14] ---
He's all show!
[04:15] ---
You are too cheeky for a Nobibi!
[04:16] ---
That was hilarious!
[04:18] ---
We mustn't laugh at him
too much, the poor kid!
[04:21] ---
Shut your faces!
[04:22] ---
Don't make fun of me!
[04:25] ---
Look out! Uncle!
[04:31] ---
Move!
[04:33] ---
Mocking me...
[04:41] ---
Butt firecracker.
[04:43] ---
Butt—
[04:44] ---
fi—
[04:44] ---
re—
[04:45] ---
crack—
[04:45] ---
er—
[04:46] ---
Huh?
[04:47] ---
Butt firecracker?!
[04:50] ---
Or, like, pyro warning?
[04:54] ---
Hey! Don't talk!
[05:00] ---
Gero!
[05:01] ---
You're...!
[05:02] ---
Butt firecracker! Butt firecracker!
[05:08] ---
It's been so long, sir!
[05:11] ---
You've grown so big since
I last saw you, sir!
[05:15] ---
Butt straw!
[05:16] ---
And you've learned some
more horrifying words!
[05:22] ---
Hey! Butt firecracker!
[05:24] ---
Don't just turn back
whenever you feel like it!
[05:29] ---
Incidentally, Nobibi-dono,
[05:31] ---
is Kiko-dono not with you?
[05:34] ---
What are you talking about?!
[05:36] ---
It's you guys' fault I still haven't seen her,
'cause you guys still haven't invaded Pekopon!
[05:42] ---
Gero?
[05:44] ---
Hasn't Lady Kiko returned to Keron?
[05:49] ---
When we arrived on Pekopon,
[05:51] ---
Kiko was planning to use a
copy robot I made for her,
SIGN Real
SIGN Fake
[05:55] ---
so that she, the real one, could hide
on the Grand Star and return to Keron.
[06:00] ---
Looks like it failed, huh.
[06:02] ---
After we set foot on Pekopon,
[06:06] ---
she must have been found
and chucked out again, sir.
[06:08] ---
I just know that Kiko's been
captured by evil Pekoponians.
[06:13] ---
I have to help her out!
[06:15] ---
There are no Pekoponians who would do that.
[06:17] ---
So why isn't Kiko coming back to me, then?!
[06:20] ---
Okay, okay.
[06:22] ---
I'm sure when you meet Lady Kiko,
you'll get your answer to that, sir.
[06:30] ---
Almost there now.
[06:32] ---
Or, like, falling okay?
[06:34] ---
Press any button!
[06:36] ---
That was a lever!
[06:44] ---
H-Huh?
[06:46] ---
Owowowow...
SIGN Well Space
[07:01] ---
This is... Kiko's home village...
SIGN Gero gero gero...
[07:10] ---
Wh-What is this thing?!
SIGN Gero gero gero gero...
[07:12] ---
It's resonating!
[07:14] ---
You're such a wuss, sir.
[07:16] ---
That is a Pekoponian creature
called a frog, sir.
[07:22] ---
That's the scarecrow I disguised
myself as back then, sir!
[07:26] ---
I recall that Kiko-dono approached
that day by that very road.
[07:36] ---
Gero!
[07:40] ---
Could you be...
[07:41] ---
Erk!
[07:42] ---
...a scarecrow fairy?!
[07:49] ---
Kiko...
[07:50] ---
Sarge!
[07:52] ---
Gero!
[07:53] ---
Master Fuyuki?!
[07:54] ---
Momocchi, too!
[07:56] ---
Sarge! So you did come here!
[07:59] ---
Uh... I don't quite...
[08:01] ---
Master Fuyuki, why are you here?
[08:03] ---
I told Nishizawa-san about
yesterday's meteorite,
[08:07] ---
and she brought me here!
[08:09] ---
I heard that your platoon was quite busy,
[08:13] ---
so we went out ourselves instead.
SIGN A few hours earlier
[08:18] ---
Completed connection with
communications satellite.
[08:21] ---
For the sake of milady Momoka
and Master Fuyuki,
[08:23] ---
you must search out the impact point
of that meteorite at all costs!
[08:27] ---
And then we found you guys first.
[08:31] ---
So the meteorite fell around here, sir?
[08:36] ---
Hey! You, the woman!
[08:37] ---
Gero?
[08:37] ---
I don't care about the meteorite!
[08:39] ---
Where's Kiko—
[08:40] ---
Who did you just call "the woman"?!
[08:46] ---
Wh-Who is that kid?
[08:48] ---
Uh, he's...
[08:51] ---
What is with that woman?!
[08:55] ---
Hey! Butt Firecracker!
[08:56] ---
Transform into an awesome weapon!
[08:58] ---
We're gonna teach her a lesson!
[09:00] ---
Hey! Get out here!
[09:03] ---
I said get out!
[09:12] ---
I win!
[09:13] ---
You're so great, Nobibi!
[09:15] ---
All right, fine.
[09:17] ---
This is because you don't make
a plan for doing it, you know?
[09:22] ---
Ahaha! That's a pretty innovative design!
[09:26] ---
But wait just a bit.
[09:27] ---
If you change this a little,
it'll be more...
[09:30] ---
See!
[09:31] ---
Like it? It has a Nobibi decal!
[09:34] ---
So cool!
[09:42] ---
Kiko...
[09:46] ---
Butt Firecracker...
[09:50] ---
Yeah.
[09:51] ---
Searching for Kiko is the most
important thing right now.
[09:55] ---
Looks like she's nearby.
[09:58] ---
What?!
[10:00] ---
I caught a weak signal of koredenite
from a cave in the forest.
[10:05] ---
Koredenite...
[10:06] ---
That's what Lady Kiko uses to...
[10:08] ---
Yeah.
[10:09] ---
The only Pekoponians with that stuff
are Saburo and Kiko, as far as I'm aware.
[10:14] ---
Wait for me, Kiko!
[10:16] ---
I'll come to save you right away!
[10:19] ---
It took you long enough, sir!
[10:23] ---
I'm the one who should be here first!
[10:26] ---
You were the one who up and left.
[10:33] ---
Is Lady Kiko really
in a place like this, sir?
[10:39] ---
I can see something, sir.
[10:43] ---
A spaceship?
[10:44] ---
But... it looks like it's still being built.
[10:49] ---
Koredenite...
[10:51] ---
That small?
[10:53] ---
Most likely, Kiko used the koredenite
[10:56] ---
to try to create a spaceship
in order to get back to Planet Keron.
[11:00] ---
Perhaps it wore down completely,
and she couldn't finish drawing it?
[11:03] ---
She did use it a lot on the
Grand Star, after all, sir.
[11:07] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you made her draw
toilets and lots of other things.
[11:13] ---
Kiko...
[11:15] ---
Where did you go?
[11:23] ---
Kiko was definitely abducted
by evil Pekoponians.
[11:27] ---
That's why she's not...
[11:30] ---
You're still saying that, sir?
[11:34] ---
What's that?
[11:36] ---
That's an unusual-looking building, isn't it?
[11:40] ---
That's...
[11:41] ---
...Gesgangal's secret base!
[11:43] ---
It appears in Captain Geroro.
[11:46] ---
It's the secret base of
the Gesgangal Empire, sir!
[11:48] ---
Now that you mention it,
I have seen it in the anime!
[11:51] ---
Why is that here?
[11:53] ---
Anyway! Let's go and check it out, sir!
[11:56] ---
Hey! Wait!
SIGN Captain Geroro Museum Under Construction! Construction Schedule We are terribly sorry for any inconvenience. Dekoboko Construction
[11:59] ---
Captain Geroro Museum?
[12:05] ---
Oh?
[12:06] ---
Are you fans of Captain Geroro?
[12:08] ---
Ah... yes...
[12:10] ---
We still aren't open yet.
[12:13] ---
You shouldn't come out this late
without an adult.
[12:15] ---
Ah, I'm sorry.
[12:17] ---
So these are the evil Pekoponians—
[12:19] ---
Quiet!
[12:21] ---
Umm, why is the Captain Geroro
Museum in this village?
[12:27] ---
Huh. You don't know?
[12:29] ---
The mech designer for Captain Geroro
[12:32] ---
is from this village, see.
[12:35] ---
Mech designer?
[12:36] ---
Don't tell me...
SIGN Captain Geroro Plastic Models Finally On Sale! Mech Design Katoya Makiko
SIGN Katoya Makiko
[12:40] ---
Katoya Makiko...
[12:43] ---
Katoyama Kiko!
SIGN Katoya Makiko
Captain Geroro Mech Designer
An up-and-coming mech designer.
Her scribbles of mechs
caught the eye of the
producer of Captain Geroro
by chance, and she became
famous overnight.
She lived in this town
through her school years,
and moved to Tokyo after.
She is energetically producing
prolific output, even today.
[12:46] ---
Katoya Makiko.
[12:47] ---
An up-and-coming mech designer.
[12:50] ---
Her scribbles of mechs caught the eye of
the producer of Captain Geroro by chance,
[12:55] ---
and she became famous overnight.
[13:04] ---
L-Lady Kiko...
SIGN Currently Sneaking Around
[13:07] ---
This is amazing, sir!
[13:10] ---
Who knew she would be in charge of the
mech design in Captain Geroro,
[13:11] ---
Whoaaa...
[13:12] ---
So cool!
[13:13] ---
Mega! Mega!
[13:14] ---
a show in its 7th year?
[13:16] ---
I watch it every single week, too!
[13:20] ---
In the end,
[13:23] ---
Kiko found a place for herself
on Pekopon, then.
[13:29] ---
Tell me it's not true, Kiko.
[13:31] ---
You can't go back to Pekopon.
[13:33] ---
It's an official order handed down from
the high ranks of the Keron Army.
[13:38] ---
They told me to go with them to Earth as
the Grand Star's resident mech designer.
[13:44] ---
No...
[13:45] ---
But don't worry.
[13:49] ---
I... I'll definitely come back again!
[13:53] ---
I'll definitely come back
to see you, Nobibi!
[13:58] ---
She promised me...
[14:01] ---
She said she'd definitely come back!
[14:07] ---
Gero!
[14:08] ---
G-Gero!
[14:09] ---
An earthquake?!
[14:10] ---
This can't be... an enemy raid?!
[14:12] ---
Milady Momoka, are you all right?
[14:14] ---
Paul! What's happening?
[14:16] ---
The meteorite fell...
[14:19] ---
...in extremely close proximity
to your current position.
[14:23] ---
And the epicenter of that
last quake, too, was...
[14:27] ---
Paul!
[14:28] ---
Paul!!
[14:34] ---
What is that monster?!
[14:36] ---
It is no creature of Pekopon's!
[14:38] ---
What's going on?!
[14:39] ---
Professor Skya-Skya!
[14:41] ---
Hold up.
[14:42] ---
I'm skyappin' it right now.
[14:44] ---
This is...
[14:46] ---
What?
[14:46] ---
You know something?
[14:48] ---
Yes. This is...
[14:51] ---
...a plant that the Angol Tribe call
the universe's self-purifier.
[14:55] ---
It drifts across the universe,
[14:57] ---
sowing its seeds on planets and multiplying!
[15:00] ---
If this continues, Pekopon's civilization
will be destroyed, and the planet will be reset!
[15:05] ---
Or, like, divine judgment?
[15:23] ---
Looks like the seeds are
calling more of 'em.
[15:26] ---
We'd better finish it off quick,
or this is gonna get bad.
[15:29] ---
By the laws of the Angol Tribe,
[15:31] ---
I cannot attack it!
[15:34] ---
But...
[15:37] ---
As a fellow person involved in
the judgment of the universe,
[15:39] ---
I'll try to convince them somehow!
[15:43] ---
It looks like we have no choice
but to finish this thing off ourselves!
[15:56] ---
Darn it! It's gone in for the attack!
[15:58] ---
Gero!
[16:00] ---
What?!
[16:02] ---
Tamama Impact!
[16:12] ---
It backfired!
[16:14] ---
Fuyuki-dono, Momoka-dono,
get to a safe place, quickly!
[16:17] ---
R-Right...
[16:23] ---
It's fine...
[16:25] ---
Kiko's already...
[16:26] ---
...forgotten all about me.
[16:29] ---
And...
[16:30] ---
...even if I fought, there's
no way I could win, right?
[16:47] ---
Gero!
[16:49] ---
Darn it...
[17:02] ---
Owww...
[17:04] ---
Dammit! Why is this happening?!
[17:08] ---
Isn't this...
[17:16] ---
Like it? It has a Nobibi decal!
[17:24] ---
Kiko...
[17:36] ---
I'll do it myself...
[17:39] ---
If Kiko lives on Pekopon...
I'm going to protect it!
[17:48] ---
Butt Firecracker?!
[17:52] ---
Shoot...
[17:54] ---
It talked!
[17:55] ---
Shoot me... into... him...
[18:04] ---
Hurry...
[18:08] ---
Got it! Butt Firecracker!
[18:19] ---
GOOOOO!!
[18:58] ---
The group...
[19:00] ---
They're... leaving Pekopon...
[19:07] ---
Gero?!
[19:09] ---
What's going on?
[19:11] ---
Gero!
[19:13] ---
Oh, my!
[19:14] ---
It's gone!
[19:16] ---
Are you okay?
[19:18] ---
Oh... You saved us, Nobibi!
[19:21] ---
No... it wasn't me.
[19:24] ---
It was thanks to Butt Firecracker.
[19:26] ---
Huh?
[19:28] ---
So this guy...
[19:30] ---
...was a fragment of the Three-Eyes
that first attacked Planet Keron.
[19:36] ---
In any case,
[19:37] ---
looks like putting the Pekoponians
to sleep was the right move.
[19:42] ---
Hmm...
[19:48] ---
You persuaded them, did you, sir?
[19:54] ---
He definitely talked before...
[19:57] ---
So you've shrunk, and become what
you were a long time ago, sir.
[20:11] ---
Guys, thanks for everything.
[20:15] ---
Are you really going to leave
without seeing Kiko?
[20:17] ---
Yeah.
[20:19] ---
Looks like Kiko is doing well on Pekopon.
[20:21] ---
I don't think she needs my help anymore.
[20:25] ---
Besides,
[20:26] ---
I found out that she never
forgot about me, either.
[20:30] ---
See ya!
[20:32] ---
I'll be looking forward to
when you finally invade Pekopon.
[20:36] ---
Uh... I'd like it if you wouldn't put
that kind of pressure on us, sir.
SIGN Nakaigusa Anime Town
SIGN Nakaigusa
[20:54] ---
Yes! I'm done!
SIGN Mukai - Missing Katoya - Back home for a while ^_^ Kyougoku - On break until 16th (wedding)
[21:25] ---
Nobibi and Kiko's reunion...
[21:28] ---
...is another tale, set a
little further in the future.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
SIGN Confirm Order Order Details Products: ¥4,500 Shipping and Handling: ¥0
[23:07] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
For rare stuff like Dangals,
[23:11] ---
I used to go around stores looking for them.
SIGN Topic
°° Life is wonderful! °°
Let's just quit
Sleepy
Who cares
Do it properly
Cake is tasty
Can't be bothered
[23:13] ---
Now you can get them easily,
thanks to the net!
SIGN Taking Orders Limited Edition
[23:15] ---
It's a piece of cake,
[23:17] ---
but maybe it's taken away
the fun of searching?
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Farewell, eyecatches!
[23:23] ---
"Shugo Kero: Dokki-Doki Party, Sir!"
SIGN Shugo Spirits! Party!
[23:26] ---
"Dororo: Here Comes Dororou, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E306 - Shugo Kero: Dokki-Doki Party, Sir! / Dororo: Here Comes Dororou, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:30] [SONG] ---
Skya, skya skya skya, skya skya!
SIGN People who bought this also bought: Persu Maruo Brothers 3 Love Minus
[01:34] ---
Oh! This one's finally out?!
[01:36] ---
Okay, preorder!
[01:37] [SONG] ---
Skya, skya skya skya, skya skya!
[01:38] ---
Once again, Sergeant is doing
wasteful shopping online.
[01:42] ---
It's not wasteful!
[01:44] ---
I'm adding to my wonderful collection!
[01:47] ---
Ah, wonderful, is it?
[01:47] [SONG] ---
Skya, skya skya...
SIGN Wonderful Collection Part 1: Plastic Models
[01:50] ---
Hmm...
SIGN Young-Young
Shonen Boy
SIGN Shonen Alpha
SIGN Zakku Zaku
Gero Gero
SIGN Wonderful Collection Part 2: Manga
[01:52] ---
Isn't this...
SIGN Dangar
Captain Geroro
SIGN Captain Geroro
Star Pukko
Toll-Toll
SIGN Wonderful Collection Part 3: Anime DVDs
[01:55] ---
...junk?
SIGN Confirm Order
SIGN Order Details
Products: ¥4,500
Shipping and Handling: ¥0
[01:57] ---
Great, now I'll confirm!
[01:59] ---
Wait a minute!
[02:00] ---
Gero!
[02:01] ---
That product's cheaper at a different store!
[02:04] ---
Who's there?
[02:05] ---
Do you know anything and everything?
[02:08] ---
Gero!
[02:09] ---
What are you?
[02:11] ---
I'm your Guardian Spirit!
[02:14] ---
Guardian Spirit?
[02:18] ---
Shugo Kero: Dokki-Doki Party, Sir!
[02:23] ---
Aww, I messed up big-time!
[02:27] ---
What's wrong, Sis?
[02:28] ---
When I looked at this morning's
circular after shopping,
[02:31] ---
it turns out eggs were cheaper
at the supermarket by the station!
[02:34] ---
I know what you mean.
[02:35] ---
Gero gerori...
[02:37] ---
Well...
[02:38] ---
Too bad you're terrible at shopping.
[02:40] ---
With limited money,
[02:42] ---
you have to think when using it.
[02:45] ---
Hey! I don't want to hear that from you,
when you always waste money!
[02:49] ---
Waste?
[02:51] ---
Waste?
[02:52] ---
Sorry, but I don't waste a
single yen in my shopping.
[02:56] ---
Geero gero gero gero!
[02:57] ---
What was that about?
[02:59] ---
Beats me...
[03:01] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[03:02] ---
Well, though I doubted it at first,
[03:05] ---
I was able to shop economically!
[03:07] ---
And it was all
[03:08] ---
thanks to you, my Guardian Spirit!
[03:11] ---
Yes, and we'll continue
to do worthwhile shopping, too!
[03:14] ---
Let's get going!
[03:15] ---
I'd like to buy this one next.
[03:18] ---
Oh, you need to get that one right away,
because it'll be sold out tomorrow!
[03:22] ---
What, really?
[03:23] ---
I have to buy now!
[03:24] ---
Wait!
[03:28] ---
Another Guardian Spirit?
[03:30] ---
I am a new Guardian Spirit
who's here to help you!
[03:34] ---
You should scrutinize more before buying!
[03:36] ---
That's not true!
[03:38] ---
He should buy what he can buy now!
[03:40] ---
He won't have enough money to do that!
[03:43] ---
He should buy!
[03:43] ---
He should wait!
[03:44] ---
Buy!
[03:45] ---
Uh, hey...
[03:45] ---
Wait!
[03:46] ---
Buy!
[03:47] ---
Wait!
[03:47] ---
Hey, stop fighting!
[03:50] ---
We're not stopping until you pick which one!
[03:53] ---
That's too much pressure...
[03:54] ---
You can buy both!
[03:57] ---
Anyhow, buy!
[03:59] ---
Yet another one?!
[04:01] ---
My name is Ran!
[04:02] ---
I'm Miki!
[04:03] ---
I'm Ortega!
[04:05] ---
The three of us are...
SIGN Shugo Spirits! Party!
[04:06] ---
...Shugo Spirits! Party!
[04:09] ---
Anyhow!
[04:10] ---
When unsure, it's an
iron-clad rule to buy both!
[04:13] ---
We regret what we don't buy,
not what we do buy!
SIGN We Regret What We Don't Buy,
[04:16] ---
We regret what we don't buy,
SIGN Not What We Do Buy!
[04:18] ---
not what we do buy!
[04:19] ---
Now that you mention it,
I had the feeling that was the case.
[04:23] ---
If you think so, then I agree, as well!
[04:26] ---
I highly approve!
[04:27] ---
Yes, don't you?
[04:28] ---
All right!
[04:29] ---
I'll unlock my wallet!
[04:31] ---
I'll keep buying steadily!
[04:36] [SONG] ---
Skya, skya skya skya...
[04:36] ---
Thus, the sergeant's collection
[04:38] ---
continued to increase wastefully.
[04:40] [SONG] ---
Skya, skya skya skya...
[04:44] ---
Oh, no...
[04:45] ---
At this rate, my wherewithal,
[04:47] ---
a.k.a. "money," will be empty.
SIGN And so...
[04:52] ---
Then, I just have to work!
[04:54] ---
For the sake of my perfect collection!
SIGN Company President
[04:57] ---
So that I won't have regrets later!
SIGN My Poems
[04:59] ---
If I don't buy now, when will I buy?
[05:06] ---
I did it again!
[05:08] ---
What's wrong, Sis?
[05:09] ---
Toilet paper was cheaper at
the drugstore in Block 3!
[05:14] ---
Ge... gero...
[05:15] ---
What?! You're here to make
fun of me again?!
[05:19] ---
Life is wonderful...
[05:21] ---
Sarge?!
[05:22] ---
What happened to you?
[05:24] ---
You're staggering around!
[05:26] ---
I prefer you not worry about it.
[05:28] ---
But...
[05:29] ---
I have to buy...
[05:31] ---
Keep buying... the things
open for preorder today...
[05:34] ---
Will he be all right like that?
[05:35] ---
I'm a little worried.
[05:39] ---
It's no good.
[05:41] ---
What's wrong?
[05:41] ---
No matter how much side work I do,
I really don't have enough money.
[05:45] ---
I'll hold back from buying this, after all.
[05:48] ---
But you know,
SIGN Currently Taking Orders
Limited Edition
[05:49] ---
this is a limited edition, right?
[05:51] ---
If you don't get it now, you'll never get it!
[05:54] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[05:55] ---
This is your last chance!
[05:57] ---
But, I really don't have any more money.
[06:00] ---
There's an easy way around that!
[06:02] ---
Ooh! What is it?
[06:04] ---
Just sell stuff!
[06:05] ---
What?
[06:06] ---
That!
[06:07] ---
Huh?
SIGN Captain Geroro
Weekly Zakurero
Shonen Alpha
SIGN Monthly Zaku
Shonen Alpha
SIGN Monthly Zaku
Shonen Gerogugu
[06:13] ---
But, these are the things
I've been desperately collecting!
[06:16] ---
Unfortunately, you have no choice!
[06:18] ---
You'll be plenty satisfied
having the full complete set!
[06:22] ---
After getting that satisfaction,
sell the crummy stuff,
[06:25] ---
then you'll have just the
stuff you really like!
[06:29] ---
By doing that, your collection will
become more and more wonderful!
[06:34] ---
Plastic models will evolve
from version 2 to version 3!
[06:39] ---
Rebuy again and again, to make your
collection even richer than before!
[06:44] ---
What in the world are you...
[06:47] ---
Just what are you guys anyway?!
[06:49] ---
We told you.
[06:51] ---
We're your Guardian Spirits.
[06:53] ---
We're here solely to satisfy your greed!
[06:56] ---
M-My... greed...?
[07:00] [SONG] ---
Skya skya, skya, skya skya...
[07:03] ---
Say, Giroro...
[07:05] ---
Um, it's about Sarge.
[07:07] ---
Something wrong with Keroro?
[07:09] ---
Yeah, he's seemed a little weird lately.
[07:13] ---
It's like he's lost his energy.
[07:17] ---
He isn't just "a little weird"!
[07:20] ---
I got my display collection sold...
SIGN Product News
SIGN Bid Accepted Remaining: None DVD: Captain Geroro Condition: Excellent - Like New
[07:23] ---
At half the purchase price...
[07:26] ---
Yay... yay...
[07:27] ---
Yeah, that's the way!
[07:29] ---
Keep on selling!
[07:30] ---
And then buy!
[07:31] ---
Keep selling...
[07:33] ---
Keep buying...
[07:34] ---
Sell, buy, sell, strike a bargain...
[07:38] ---
What in the world am I doing?
[07:42] ---
It's true that my collection's
getting richer than before...
[07:46] ---
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[07:46] ---
But when I was a kid,
[07:48] ---
wasn't I plenty satisfied
[07:50] ---
with the single item I could buy
from my small pocket change?
[07:51] ---
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[07:56] ---
I...
[07:57] ---
Keroro!
[07:59] ---
What do you guys want?!
[08:00] ---
We're busy right now!
[08:01] ---
We'd prefer you not interfere!
[08:03] ---
Kululu!
[08:04] ---
All righty!
[08:05] ---
Here!
[08:23] ---
That's it for me!
[08:25] ---
Are you all right, Keroro?
[08:26] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[08:27] ---
Just what was I...
[08:29] ---
You were possessed by weird creatures.
[08:32] ---
Weird creatures?
[08:33] ---
No, you're wrong.
[08:35] ---
Those were my Guardian Spirits.
[08:38] ---
Don't make me laugh.
[08:40] ---
Those are alien creatures who live
[08:42] ---
by possessing intelligent life
and absorbing their greed energy.
[08:46] ---
Gero! What?
[08:48] ---
Normally they're the size of microbes,
[08:51] ---
so if they grew that big,
[08:53] ---
your greed must have been
rather large, Commander.
[08:56] ---
It was about to affect your life
if nothing was done.
[08:59] ---
Or, like, health is precious?
[09:02] ---
I...
[09:02] ---
Let us out!
[09:03] ---
Let us out! Let us out now!
[09:06] ---
Your collection got sucked up, too.
What'll you do?
[09:10] ---
If you open it carelessly,
the aliens will come out.
[09:15] ---
The voices of those Guardian Spirits
[09:17] ---
might have been the voice of my own heart.
[09:21] ---
Sarge...
[09:22] ---
But now, I can hear a different voice.
[09:25] ---
The stuff I want is abundant. However..
SIGN Standby Turn Off Restart
[09:29] ---
Like when I was a kid,
[09:31] ---
if I have just one truly precious thing,
[09:34] ---
wouldn't I be happy that way?
[09:37] ---
Sergeant Major Skya-Skya,
[09:39] ---
I want you to throw that vacuum into space,
along with my collection.
[09:43] ---
Okay!
[09:45] ---
Good determination, Sarge!
[09:46] ---
Yeah, yeah!
[09:46] ---
Finally came to his senses, huh?
[10:00] ---
This is for the best.
[10:02] ---
That over-sized greed would
just have ended up destroying me.
[10:07] ---
Thus, with no trouble caused, the curtain
closed on the Guardian Spirit Incident.
[10:16] ---
I really shouldn't have thrown them away!
[10:19] ---
What a waste, what a waste!
[10:20] ---
Oh, I know!
[10:21] ---
I can just buy them again!
[10:23] [SONG] ---
Skya, skya skya skya....
[10:25] ---
Oh! Only three left of this limited edition?!
[10:27] ---
Bargin buy!
[10:28] ---
Press the button!
[10:28] [SONG] ---
Skya, skya skya...
[10:30] ---
Sarge...
[10:31] ---
Uncle...
[10:32] ---
He's ruined.
[10:33] ---
That "skya skya skya"
is hurting my ears.
[10:36] [SONG] ---
Skya, skya skya skya...
[10:37] ---
With or without Guardian Spirits,
[10:39] ---
the sergeant is the same as always.
[10:41] ---
Skya skya!
[10:49] ---
The night after the Guardian Spirit uproar...
[10:52] ---
Wow, that was rough!
[10:55] ---
Indeed.
[10:56] ---
What a fearsome creature,
to use people's greed.
[10:59] ---
However...
[11:00] ---
However?
[11:03] ---
When the squad was in a state of emergency,
[11:05] ---
why in the world did they not call for me?
[11:09] ---
Well, uh, I'm sure it wasn't
bad enough to call you,
[11:13] ---
so they were just
being considerate! Right?
[11:15] ---
Oh, was that it?
[11:17] ---
I see. That must be it!
[11:18] ---
That's right!
[11:19] ---
I wondered if perhaps I'd
been made odd man out again.
[11:22] ---
Jeez, you're such a worrywart, Dororo!
[11:28] ---
Even so...
[11:29] ---
...I'm happy to be blessed
with such good friends.
[11:34] ---
Do you really think so?
[11:37] ---
Who is there?!
[11:42] ---
You are...
[11:46] ---
Dororo: Here Comes Dororou, Sir!
[11:55] ---
This is scrumptious!
SIGN Topic: Life is Wonderful!
Can we stop? I'm tired Pain in the butt
I don't really care Serious pain in the butt
Cake is delicious!
[11:56] ---
Momocchi expressly ordered
this cake from Vienna!
[12:00] ---
Or, like, round of applause?
[12:03] ---
My apologies for being late.
[12:06] ---
What is the matter?
[12:07] ---
I carelessly ate your piece
of cake, Doroboat-senpai!
[12:12] ---
Sorry about that!
[12:14] ---
I just happened to forget about you.
[12:16] ---
Oh, would you like another cup of tea?
[12:19] ---
I'd love one!
[12:20] ---
You forgot about me?
[12:24] ---
You're inconspicuous!
[12:26] ---
Doesn't matter if you're there or not!
[12:28] ---
Those who don't work don't eat!
That's what he's trying to say!
[12:32] ---
Really?!
[12:32] ---
Are you okay with that?
[12:34] ---
Can you forgive him saying that about you?
[12:37] ---
Grudge...
[12:38] ---
Feel the grudge!
[12:40] ---
This grudge shall be avenged!
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
[12:51] ---
Where are you, Dorotoolate-senpai?
[12:54] ---
Why did you suddenly tell me to come
to the hangar this late at night?
[12:57] ---
Good of you to come, Private Tamama.
[13:04] ---
Um, Dorodumplings-senpai?
[13:06] ---
Why that getup?
[13:07] ---
Rage rage rage rage rage...
SIGN DOROOON!
[13:08] ---
Dorooon!
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE
[13:11] ---
You love cake, right?
SIGN RAGE RAGE
[13:14] ---
Huh? Uh, yes, I do.
[13:15] ---
In that case,
[13:17] ---
I'll let you eat cake
to your heart's content!
SIGN DOROROOON!
[13:20] ---
Dororooon!
SIGN Happy Birthday!
[13:32] ---
That's...
[13:37] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[13:39] ---
He was still there when I came to clean!
[13:42] ---
Who would do this?
[13:44] ---
Something's coming out.
[13:49] ---
Mois! Contact the medical center!
[13:52] ---
Right!
[13:53] ---
Private Tamama!
[13:54] ---
Hey, don't barf!
[13:56] ---
H-Hey!
[13:57] ---
He did it...
[14:02] ---
That incident with Tamama might
have been the work of enemy aliens.
[14:07] ---
We must stay on guard!
[14:10] ---
Practicing shooting?
[14:11] ---
I would like to try it, too.
It has been a while.
[14:19] ---
Oh, my.
[14:20] ---
Hmm, it is not easy to hit.
[14:23] ---
I guess even an assassin
can have trouble with shooting.
[14:26] ---
Wha?!
[14:27] ---
Wh-What?!
[14:28] ---
What bad aim!
[14:29] ---
You're a useless waste who doesn't fit in!
[14:32] ---
That's what he means!
[14:35] ---
Can you forgive that?
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
[14:40] ---
This grudge shall be avenged!
[14:53] ---
Hey! Where are you, Dororo?
[14:56] ---
Why do you want to learn
shooting basics this late at night?
SIGN DOROOON!
[14:58] ---
Dorooon!
[15:01] ---
Wh-What are you doing?
SIGN RAGE RAGE
SIGN RAGE RAGE
[15:03] ---
If you are so good at shooting,
[15:05] ---
this time you will be the target
for learning the basics!
[15:09] ---
Huh?!
SIGN DOROROOON!
[15:10] ---
Dororooon!
[15:21] ---
This is...
[15:22] ---
Or, like,
[15:23] ---
Giroro this time!
[15:24] ---
Setsubun's already past.
[15:27] ---
I don't know who it was,
[15:29] ---
but they're sure doing a boring job of it!
[15:31] ---
Ow!
[15:32] ---
B-Boring?!
[15:35] ---
He's saying you're uninteresting,
[15:38] ---
without the least bit of a sense of humor!
[15:41] ---
Can you forgive that?
[15:43] ---
Can you forget that and forgive him?
[15:46] ---
This grudge...
SIGN Kululu
[15:51] ---
Dorooon!
SIGN DOROOON!
[15:53] ---
What are you doing?
[15:55] ---
If you hate boring things so much,
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
[15:58] ---
you can become
interesting-looking yourself!
[16:01] ---
Huh?!
SIGN DOROROOON!
[16:02] ---
Dororooon!
[16:18] ---
Wow! What a sight!
[16:20] ---
Attacking everyone
this way is just too dirty!
[16:24] ---
Or, like, nasty evil?
[16:25] ---
Wha?!
[16:26] ---
You're evil!
[16:27] ---
You're mean!
[16:29] ---
You're the dirtiest man in the world!
[16:31] ---
That's what she's saying!
[16:32] ---
Can you forgive that?
[16:34] ---
You can't, right?
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
[16:37] ---
This grudge shall be avenged!
SIGN DOROOON!
[16:42] ---
Dorooon!
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE
[16:43] ---
Dororo-san?!
[16:44] ---
If you are going to say that,
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE
[16:46] ---
I really will do something dirty!
SIGN DOROROOON!
[16:50] ---
Dororooon!
[16:52] ---
Oh, no...!!
[16:57] ---
I swear, it's hard not knowing
who the enemy really is.
[17:00] ---
U-Uncle...
[17:04] ---
Gero!
[17:05] ---
Mois!
[17:06] ---
Ice cream suddenly fell on me
from the ceiling—
[17:12] ---
Whoops!
[17:13] ---
M-Mois!
[17:15] ---
They even got Mois?!
[17:19] ---
What has happened, Commander?
[17:21] ---
They got Mois, too!
[17:22] ---
Corporal Dororo!
[17:24] ---
It'll definitely be our turn next!
[17:27] ---
Since it's come to this,
[17:28] ---
we'll ambush the enemy—
[17:28] ---
U-Um...
[17:30] ---
"Corporal" Dororo?!
[17:32] ---
Oh, uh, well...
[17:33] ---
Private Dororo?
[17:35] ---
Conscript Dororo?
[17:36] ---
With all that calling you
Doroboat and Doronuma lately,
[17:39] ---
guess I just do-tally forgot!
[17:41] ---
D-Do-tally forgot?!
[17:44] ---
You're not wanted here!
[17:44] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero...
[17:46] ---
You're so invisible,
I even forgot your rank!
[17:49] ---
The truth is, you're not
even a member of the squad!
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
[17:56] ---
Wha?!
[17:57] ---
This grudge shall be avenged!
[18:04] ---
I am neither Private nor
Conscript nor Doronuma!
[18:07] ---
Gerooo!
[18:13] ---
They were having a sale today on
vegetables at the store by the station!
[18:17] ---
Sis, you did it again?
[18:19] ---
Gero!
[18:21] ---
Fuyuki, Natsumi, help me!
[18:23] ---
What's wrong, Sarge?
[18:25] ---
It's Dororo... He's...!
[18:27] ---
Rage rage rage rage rage rage rage rage...
SIGN DOROOON!
[18:29] ---
Dorooon!
[18:31] ---
Dororo, what's wrong?
[18:32] ---
Aren't you kinda different than usual?
[18:35] ---
This grudge shall be avenged now!
[18:40] ---
Noooo!
[18:41] ---
Hey, Dororo! Stop being stupid!
[18:44] ---
S-Stupid?
[18:46] ---
You hear that?
[18:47] ---
She's saying you're stupid,
a blockhead, a numbskull!
[18:50] ---
Wha?!
SIGN RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE
[18:51] ---
Rage rage rage rage rage rage rage rage...
[18:54] ---
First my grudge with you will be avenged!
[18:57] ---
Rage rage rage rage rage rage!
[19:03] ---
Koyuki?!
[19:04] ---
After hearing a scream
from her beloved Natsumi,
[19:06] ---
Miss Koyuki has barged in!
[19:08] ---
Rage rage rage rage...
[19:09] ---
What's happened to you, Dororo?!
[19:11] ---
Wake up!
[19:12] ---
I am not Dororo!
[19:14] ---
I am a mass of grudges...
SIGN Urami Dororou!
[19:16] ---
Urami Dororou!
SIGN DOROOON!
[19:18] ---
Dorooon!
[19:19] ---
Oh, no!
[19:20] ---
Where'd the real Dororo go?
[19:23] ---
My Dororo would never do something cowardly
like turn his sword on an unarmed Natsumi!
[19:28] ---
Cowardly?!
[19:31] ---
She's saying you're cowardly and mean!
[19:37] ---
That's what's possessed him,
[19:39] ---
an alien creature that
amplifies his wicked desires!
[19:42] ---
Then, Dororo's doing this because of that?
[19:45] ---
Are you okay with that?
[19:46] ---
You gonna let that comment stand?
[19:48] ---
Rage rage rage rage rage rage...
[19:49] ---
Go on, feel that grudge...
[19:51] ---
Grudge!
[19:51] ---
Dororo!
[19:52] ---
This grudge... This grudge...
[20:02] ---
Grudge... Gr...
[20:04] ---
Grudge!
[20:05] ---
Dororo!
[20:07] ---
I do have a grudge!
[20:09] ---
However!
[20:11] ---
It was toward my weak will
that allowed you to control me!
[20:17] ---
My mind-control isn't working?!
[20:22] ---
Zero Dimensional Decapitation!
SIGN Zero Dimensional Decapitation
[20:32] ---
Thank goodness!
[20:33] ---
You're back to normal, right?
[20:35] ---
Yes, because I never had the least
grudge against you, Koyuki-dono.
[20:40] ---
Dororo...
[20:41] ---
However!
[20:42] ---
That I could be controlled
by such a creature
[20:44] ---
is the failure of a lifetime!
[20:45] ---
Everyone!
[20:46] ---
I am terribly sorry!
[20:48] ---
Dororo...
[20:49] ---
It's already in the past.
[20:50] ---
W-Well, everyone's gotten through unharmed,
[20:53] ---
so I'll forgive you.
[20:55] ---
Sub-Private Dororo!
[20:56] ---
Sub?
[20:58] ---
See, everyone's back from the
medical center, good as new!
[21:02] ---
Huh?
SIGN GLOOM
[21:04] ---
There's kind of a dark mood in the air...
[21:06] ---
Dark, you say?
[21:08] ---
I am glum and spiteful?
[21:11] ---
I'm wily, brutish and cold-blooded, huh?
[21:13] ---
Or, like, verbal abuse?
[21:16] ---
This grudge...
[21:18] ---
...will be...
[21:20] ---
...avenged!
[21:22] ---
Or, like, Hell Squad?
[21:27] ---
Care to give death a try?
[21:30] ---
The terror of the Guardian Spirits
doesn't seem about to end yet.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru
[23:07] ---
Fuyuki here.
[23:08] ---
I've seen a TV show where a
mysterious method called "dowsing"
[23:12] ---
was used to find a school's time capsule
for which the location had been forgotten.
[23:17] ---
But personally, I think
[23:19] ---
they could have just
marked it properly when burying it.
[23:22] ---
Never mind that!
[23:24] ---
One last farewell for 4:3!
[23:26] ---
"Keroro & Fuyuki:
Night of the Time Capsule, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's one whole episode. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E307 - Keroro & Fuyuki: Night of the Time Capsule, Sir!
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[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Iza susume~ Pekopon shinryaku se yo
[00:07] [SONG] ---
Forward ho! To conquer Pekopon!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero~!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
Kasa motte dekaketa hi ni wa itsumo hare
[00:14] [SONG] ---
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Ki o tsuke~! Me o kuishibareee!!!"
[00:20] [SONG] ---
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
[00:23] [SONG] ---
Karee no raisu o takiwasure
[00:23] [SONG] ---
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Shimaru doa koyubi hasanda
[00:29] [SONG] ---
I pinched my pinky toe in the closing door.
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Tobinottara yukisaki chigau
[00:32] [SONG] ---
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Shain ryokou wa Keron
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The company vacation was to Keron.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
A, katta hou ga yasui ne ban no okazu!!!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Takaraka ni~ Shouri no otakebi wo
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
Ge-gero gero!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Harikitte denwa ni detara fakushimiri
[00:54] [SONG] ---
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
"'Heisei' wa honjitsu yori
'Keroro Gannen' de arima~~su!!!"
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Shikakui tokoro wa maruku hake
[01:03] [SONG] ---
Sweep the square areas circularly.
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Mizukaki asekkaki besokkaki
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Hamigaki nara ichigo no kaori
[01:13] [SONG] ---
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Keron wa uchuu ichi, tabun
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
A, eki kara go fun wa jitsu wa juugo fun!!!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:32] ---
The future visits everyone.
[01:34] ---
But no one knows
what kind of future it will be.
SIGN Giving a time capsule to ourselves, 20 years from now
[01:39] ---
This time capsule will be opened
[01:42] ---
20 years in the future.
[01:44] ---
What kind of adults will you be then?
[01:49] ---
20 years in the future...
[01:56] ---
20 years from now,
science will have developed even more,
[02:00] ---
so maybe there won't be any
inexplicable occult phenomena then.
[02:05] ---
20 years from now...
[02:08] ---
I wonder if Sarge will still be here then.
[02:15] ---
Keroro & Fuyuki:
Night of the Time Capsule, Sir!
[02:20] ---
So what did you put in there, Natsumi?
[02:23] ---
I put in a returned postcard.
[02:25] ---
I meant to send it to 623 Radio,
but wrote the wrong address.
[02:29] ---
In that case, you should've put in
something more romantic.
[02:33] ---
But after all, I won't be able to
see it again for 20 years.
[02:37] ---
I can't put in something precious in
for that long!
[02:40] ---
If you aren't careful, 20 years
will go by in the blink of an eye.
[02:44] ---
When you become an adult,
time goes by faster and faster.
[02:50] ---
20 years from now...
[02:54] ---
Where did it go?!
[02:57] ---
Without that,
[02:58] ---
I can't go forward with anything!
[03:01] ---
What did you lose?
[03:03] ---
Ba-dum!
[03:04] ---
Don't tell me...
[03:05] ---
...it's a part for the important weapon
[03:07] ---
we're gonna use for the next invasion plan?!
[03:10] ---
I... I can't tell you just yet!
[03:13] ---
Without it, never mind the
invasion of Pekopon...
[03:17] ---
It's a super-secret item that's even tied to
[03:19] ---
the Keroro Platoon's continued existence!
[03:22] ---
What?
[03:23] ---
Then think back to what
you were doing when you lost it.
[03:26] ---
I'm sure you dropped it
somewhere along the way.
[03:30] ---
What I was doing when I lost it...
[03:32] ---
I was on the toilet...
[03:34] ---
...then vacuumed...
[03:36] ---
...did the laundry...
SIGN The End
[03:38] ---
...watched a Captain Geroro DVD...
[03:41] ---
...read manga in Master Fuyuki's room...
[03:44] ---
...sent a contest postcard to Shonen Alpha...
[03:47] ---
...sang and danced at karaoke...
[03:50] ---
What do you do every day?!
[03:53] ---
Maybe...
[03:57] ---
...it got mixed up with that?!
[04:01] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[04:04] ---
The box you filled with
OOPArts yesterday...
[04:07] ---
Where is it now?
[04:10] ---
Oh. I put it in the time capsule,
[04:13] ---
which was buried at school today.
[04:15] ---
Time capsule?
[04:17] ---
Various things are put inside of it,
[04:19] ---
and then it gets dug up 20 years later.
[04:21] ---
20 years later?!
[04:22] ---
I can't wait that long!
[04:24] ---
Without that super-secret item, I...
[04:31] ---
What super-secret item?
[04:34] ---
It's not another strange device
for the invasion, is it?
[04:39] ---
N-No, of course not!
[04:41] ---
Anyway, I'm gonna secretly dig up the
capsule and take back my property!
[04:45] ---
You can't, Sarge!
[04:46] ---
We all buried it.
[04:48] ---
I won't touch anybody else's stuff!
[04:51] ---
After I find my precious item,
[04:54] ---
I'll re-bury it right away!
[05:00] ---
You didn't have to tag along, Sis.
[05:04] ---
I'd be worried if it were just you guys.
[05:06] ---
You didn't have to tag along either, Giroro.
[05:09] ---
If the existence of the platoon
is on the line,
[05:11] ---
I have to get involved.
[05:13] ---
That's what you say,
[05:15] ---
but the truth is, you only came with
because Lady Natsumi did, right?
[05:18] ---
Shut up! I...
[05:20] ---
Whatever! Let's go.
[05:25] ---
The time capsule's buried in the courtyard.
[05:28] ---
It'll be right in front of us
after we exit this connecting corridor.
[05:31] ---
A-Are you okay, Natsumi?
[05:33] ---
I'm here for you!
[05:35] [SONG] ---
The invasion should be totally easy.
[05:37] ---
Wh-What is that?
[05:38] [SONG] ---
But I carelessly took a nap, and
did a double-take at my own face.
[05:40] ---
This makes me feel nostalgic!
[05:42] ---
It's the Keroro platoon song that we made!
[05:45] ---
Why is it playing in the school at night?
[05:45] [SONG] ---
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[05:48] ---
You two must be up to something...
[05:48] [SONG] ---
Keron, iron, cyclone!
[05:50] ---
W-We aren't!
[05:52] [SONG] ---
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[05:52] ---
I have no idea why it's playing!
[05:55] ---
Anyway, let's go to the broadcast room.
[05:59] ---
That's not why we're here!
[05:59] [SONG] ---
The "gi" in Giroro is a "girogirogirorin."
SIGN Broadcast Room
[06:02] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[06:04] [SONG] ---
Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
[06:08] ---
Huh?
[06:09] ---
Saburo-senpai?!
[06:10] ---
Natsumi-chan!
[06:12] ---
And Fuyuki-kun...
[06:13] ---
What are you doing here so late?
[06:15] ---
W-What are you doing?!
[06:17] ---
I took a nap here in the broadcast room,
but I guess I overslept.
[06:21] ---
Overslept by how long?!
[06:24] ---
I'm glad you're here.
[06:25] ---
I was looking for a song to
broadcast during lunch tomorrow.
[06:31] ---
Huh. So you're here to secretly
dig up the time capsule.
[06:36] ---
That sounds like fun.
[06:37] ---
W-What did you bury, Saburo-senpai?
[06:42] ---
That's a se-cret!
[06:43] ---
Him and his se-cret!
[06:46] ---
Putting on airs!
[06:47] ---
Jeez!
[06:49] ---
I need to get my super-secret item...
[06:51] ---
Gero?
[06:52] ---
What is this?
[06:53] ---
Enemy attack?
[06:57] ---
Hey!
[06:59] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[07:03] ---
Yay! Mr. Sergeant is here, too!
[07:07] ---
U-Um...
[07:09] ---
I heard you were on your way
to school tonight,
[07:13] ---
so I came because I was worried.
[07:15] ---
Because I thought the two of us
would be alone here at night!
SIGN Extra People
[07:18] ---
Why are there always extra
people hanging around?!
[07:19] ---
Sorry to disappoint you!
[07:22] ---
Gero?!
[07:23] ---
Enemy attack?!
[07:25] ---
Huh?
[07:25] ---
It was Commander-dono and the others?
[07:28] ---
Koyuki-chan?
[07:29] ---
We saw suspicious shadows in the
window, so we came to check it out.
SIGN Even more people...
[07:33] ---
What are you doing here this time of night?
[07:36] ---
The gist of it is, we need to
dig up the time capsule.
[07:39] ---
Gero?
[07:42] ---
Mist...
[07:53] ---
The mist is coming into the building!
[07:57] ---
What's going on?
[07:59] ---
Fuyuki-kun, I'm scared!
[08:00] ---
Tama?
[08:02] ---
Just you, Tama?!
[08:04] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[08:04] ---
This is my fault?
[08:06] ---
I'm over here.
[08:11] ---
Someone's coming!
[08:13] ---
Gero?
[08:22] ---
Uncle, that wasn't nice!
[08:25] ---
You left me alone at the secret base!
[08:27] ---
What are you two doing here?
[08:29] ---
This school is at the center of
[08:31] ---
a powerful magnetic disturbance,
so I came to check it out.
[08:34] ---
It seems this isn't your
run-of-the-mill mist.
[08:38] ---
Huh?
[08:39] ---
That's strange...
[08:40] ---
What's strange?
[08:42] ---
Is this how the
walls of our school always are?
[08:45] ---
It feels different somehow...
[08:49] ---
You're right.
[08:50] ---
It seems older.
[08:52] ---
It looks rundown.
[08:54] ---
I wonder what happened...
[08:56] ---
Stupid frog!
[08:57] ---
Don't tell me you're behind this!
[08:59] ---
I told you!
[09:01] ---
That's a false charge!
[09:03] ---
That aside, let's dig up the time capsule!
[09:06] ---
Sarge, wait!
[09:07] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[09:08] ---
Momocchi!
[09:09] ---
Natsumi-san!
[09:11] ---
Time capsule...
[09:13] ---
Gero!
[09:18] ---
Ow...
[09:20] ---
Are you okay, Sarge?
[09:22] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[09:23] ---
Where are Lady Natsumi and the rest?
[09:27] ---
This is very peculiar.
[09:28] ---
I've never seen mist this thick,
even in the ninja village.
[09:33] ---
No good.
[09:35] ---
I can't get through to Paul either...
[09:37] ---
Mr. Sergeant had better not be alone
with that woman right now!
[09:42] ---
Well, I'm sure we'll get
through this somehow.
[09:44] ---
I... I'm alone with Saburo-senpai
at school at night!
[09:48] ---
Make that three of us, including Giroro...
SIGN Third Wheel
[09:50] ---
I have to protect Natsumi at all costs!
[09:55] ---
Where did everyone else go?
[09:58] ---
Looks like we got separated from them.
[10:07] ---
Where did everyone else go?
[10:10] ---
Or, like, very off-course?
[10:12] ---
For now, I'll send out
a bunch of search mechs.
[10:16] ---
I'm counting on you.
[10:20] ---
Fuyuki! Where are you?!
[10:23] ---
Are you in here?
[10:24] ---
Be careful, Natsumi!
[10:26] ---
One careless move could be fatal!
[10:28] ---
An enemy alien might be behind this.
[10:37] ---
Giroro!
[10:40] ---
It's just a model skeleton.
[10:43] ---
There's nothing to be afraid of.
[10:46] ---
I... I know!
[10:48] ---
Still, what the heck is this mist?
[10:51] ---
This wouldn't have happened
[10:53] ---
if Keroro hadn't let his important item
get mixed up with the time capsule!
[10:57] ---
Well, a night like this is nice
every once in a while, isn't it?
[11:01] ---
For some reason,
the school at night is exciting.
[11:04] ---
And 20 years from now,
this night will be a fun memory.
[11:10] ---
W-Well, you've got a point.
[11:13] ---
20 years from now...
[11:16] ---
I wonder what Mom and Fuyuki
will be doing then.
[11:19] ---
Will I still be living at home?
[11:30] ---
M-Maybe Saburo-senpai and I will be...
[11:35] ---
Come to think of it, in 20 years,
[11:37] ---
my time deposit will reach maturity.
[11:40] ---
I could use that as a down payment
[11:42] ---
to build a house on Pekopon.
[11:44] ---
And then Natsumi and I...
[11:47] ---
What, you're not thinking about
the successful invasion of Earth
[11:50] ---
or along those lines, Corporal Giroro?
[11:54] ---
20 years...
[11:55] ---
From the perspective of the universe,
it's just an instant...
[11:58] ---
...but an infinite amount of trifling moments
in time gather in various places
[12:02] ---
across the cosmos
to create one giant universe.
[12:09] ---
At a time like this,
we must not panic or fuss.
[12:13] ---
Come to think of it, what did you put
into the time capsule, Koyuki-dono?
[12:19] ---
Ninja nonperishables.
SIGN Smoked Gecko
[12:21] ---
Smoked gecko and Natsumi-san's
grandma's secret dried plums.
SIGN Dried Plums
[12:26] ---
Eat them with me
20 years from now, Dororo!
[12:29] ---
And the persimmon seeds I planted
behind the water wheel the other day
[12:33] ---
may be bearing fruit by then.
[12:34] ---
Like they say, it takes time to
bear the fruit of your actions.
[12:39] ---
By then,
[12:41] ---
I hope my fellow ninjas and I can
live happily in the village again.
[12:46] ---
Nin-nin!
[12:48] ---
I agree!
[12:56] ---
So what did you bury, Momocchi?
[12:59] ---
Of course...
[13:00] ---
...I put in a photo of Fuyuki and me!
[13:04] ---
As if I could say something
embarrassing like that out loud!
[13:07] ---
But 20 years from now,
[13:10] ---
if Fuyuki-kun and I h-h-h-happen
to be married...
[13:29] ---
What's wrong?
[13:31] ---
I wonder if Mother and Father
[13:32] ---
will stop flying around the world by then
[13:37] ---
and settle down at home.
[13:40] ---
I wonder if we'll all be living together.
[13:44] ---
Do not forget about me, Momocchi.
[13:48] ---
Of course I won't!
[13:50] ---
I can have a fun time like this with everyone
[13:52] ---
only because I met you, Tama-chan.
[13:55] ---
Momocchi!
[14:00] ---
Thank you so much, Tama-chan.
[14:03] ---
Tch!
[14:04] ---
All of these jerks are being so cheesy
that I can't stand watching them.
[14:08] ---
But if all the Pekoponians
have compassion
[14:11] ---
for each other like this
and live valuable lives,
[14:15] ---
Peokopon won't be found guilty
20 years from now,
[14:18] ---
and it will continue to exist in peace.
[14:22] ---
20 years from now
has nothing to do with me.
[14:26] ---
No matter how many years pass,
I'll always be me.
[14:30] ---
Friends and family can go to hell.
[14:33] ---
Even then, I'll continue to live as I like,
freely and on my own.
[14:37] ---
Whoa, what am I doing?
[14:39] ---
What's going on?
[14:41] ---
Now even I'm saying cheesy lines.
[14:44] ---
Is it the mist that's
making me feel so maudlin?
[14:50] ---
Hey, Sarge...
[14:53] ---
20 years from now,
[14:55] ---
I wonder what kind of adult I'll be.
[14:58] ---
Will I be married
[15:00] ---
and have a family?
[15:01] ---
Will I still love the occult?
[15:06] ---
And I wonder...
[15:08] ---
...if you'll still be with me then, Sarge.
SIGN Welcome to the Shopping District
[15:14] ---
I also wonder if I'll remember
what happened tonight.
[15:19] ---
But I'm happy that I met you, Sarge.
[15:23] ---
I'm really grateful.
[15:26] ---
I don't know what I'll be doing
[15:28] ---
or how things will turn out
20 years from now,
[15:31] ---
but you and I will always be friends, Sarge.
[15:35] ---
And we'll never forget tonight!
[15:38] ---
Right, Sarge?
[15:40] ---
Huh?
[15:41] ---
Sarge?
[15:42] ---
Where did you go?
[15:44] ---
Sarge?
[15:45] ---
Sarge!
[15:48] ---
Sarge!
[15:50] ---
Sarge?
[15:51] ---
Sarge!
[15:54] ---
Sarge!
[15:55] ---
Sarge!
[16:00] ---
Sarge...
[16:08] ---
Sarge...
[16:49] ---
That's...
[16:56] ---
Sarge...
[16:58] ---
Where's Sarge?
[17:11] ---
I guess Sarge...
[17:16] ---
It was there, Sarge!
[17:35] ---
Sarge!
[17:47] ---
Sarge!
[17:50] ---
Sarge!
[18:05] ---
Fuyuki!
[18:08] ---
Hey!
[18:12] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:13] ---
Fukki!
[18:15] ---
Fuyuki-dono!
[18:17] ---
Fuyuki-san!
[18:20] ---
Master Fuyuki.
[18:29] ---
Sarge...
[18:36] ---
Here, Sarge.
[18:40] ---
It's here!
[18:41] ---
So what was your super-secret item?
[18:42] ---
Yahoo! What a relief!
[18:46] ---
If it's an invasion weapon or something
like that, you're dead meat!
[18:49] ---
No, it's nothing like that.
[18:54] ---
It's this!
[18:57] ---
What is it?
[18:58] ---
A part for a new invasion mech?
[19:01] ---
N-No.
[19:02] ---
It's the part for a limited edition
Gundam model that I bought the other day.
SIGN This
SIGN Polycap H
[19:05] ---
Polycap H!
[19:07] ---
We went through all that?!
[19:09] ---
How is that a super-secret item?!
[19:12] ---
After all, without it, I wouldn't
be able to concentrate on my work!
[19:15] ---
At any rate, I wonder what that mist was.
[19:19] ---
The powerful magnetic field probably
generated a time-space warp,
[19:22] ---
which the mist leaked out of.
[19:25] ---
Time-space warp?
[19:28] ---
Dororo-senpai once got lost
[19:30] ---
near Hinata Aki's family's house
in the country, right?
[19:33] ---
It's the same phenomenon
that he came across then.
[19:35] ---
You mean I wandered into
a time-space warp
[19:37] ---
and traveled through time?
[19:39] ---
Traveled through time...
[19:41] ---
I see!
[19:42] ---
We must have strayed into the future.
[19:45] ---
Then what I saw in the mist...
[19:49] ---
...was...
[19:52] ---
Hey, why don't we bury
another time capsule?
[19:55] ---
Gero?
[19:56] ---
What do you mean?
[19:58] ---
Our own time capsule,
separate from the school's!
[20:02] ---
As messages to our future selves.
[20:05] ---
Messages?
[20:06] ---
What should we put in there?
[20:08] ---
Um, let's see...
[20:11] ---
What would be good?
[20:14] ---
I know!
[20:15] ---
How about the footage that
Kululu-san's mechs recorded
[20:18] ---
of everyone a little while ago?
[20:20] ---
Or, like, secret footage?
[20:22] ---
Scumbag! You were videoing us on the sly?!
[20:25] ---
Although it was too
embarrassing to watch...
[20:32] ---
Maybe like this?
[20:39] ---
So? Where should we bury it?
[20:41] ---
I know! Under that tree.
[20:53] ---
All done!
[21:03] ---
Before, I saw us in the mist.
[21:06] ---
Our future selves digging up
this time capsule.
[21:18] ---
Is something wrong, Master Fuyuki?
[21:21] ---
Nope. Nothing at all, Sarge.
[21:25] ---
Gero.
[21:28] ---
May you also have a wonderful
future waiting for you.
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Look up and see! That star in the night sky
[21:41] [SONG] ---
Miagete goran Yozora no ano hoshi wa
[21:45] [SONG] ---
Is shining on us again today.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
kyou mo bokura o terashite'ru
[21:48] [SONG] ---
An all-year-round full-attendance award.
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Nenjuu mukyuu no kaikinshou sa
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Yes, this is love.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Sou Kore wa ai da ne
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Joy and sadness come in turns.
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Yorokobi to kanashimi wa junbanko de
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Sunny later, cloudy later, sunny again.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Hare nochi kumori mata hare
[22:02] [SONG] ---
If you can keep a smile on your face,
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Kimi ga waratte ite kureru nara
[22:06] [SONG] ---
You can become a hero.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
hiiroo ni nareru sa
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Dance! To the rhythm of the universe.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Odorou! Uchuu no rizumu de
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Sing your feelings out! Whoa ho ho!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
Utaou! Kimi e no omoi wo Wooooo
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hallelujah! I feel like I can do anything!
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Hareruya Nandemo dekiso~ YA!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
If I'm with you, nothing scares me!
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Kimi to issho naraba kowaku wa nai sa
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Right now, we are riding on
a dream-colored train.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Ima bokura yume-iro torein de
[22:43] [SONG] ---
We're passing through a sea of stars,
on a journey through the galaxy.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
hoshi no umi o nukete ginga o tabi shite'ru