Season 5 (206-256)
- E206 - Keroro Platoon: The Colorful Plan Begins, Sir! / Dororo: Do You Like Natto, Sir?
- E207 - Keroro: Let's Form a Company, Sir! / Ouka: Coming with the Cherry Blossoms, Sir!
- E208 - Giroro: A Man's Backup, Sir! / Keroro: Bargain Cell Phone Mission, Sir!
- E209 - Koyuki: I Quit Being a Ninja, Sir!
- E210 - Natsumi: After School Confusion, Sir! / Aki: Children's Day, Sir!
- E211 - Musha Kero, Volume I: The Brave Fighter of Legend, Great Sir!
- E212 - Keroro: Don't Look At That, Anything But That, Sir! / 556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!
- E213 - Momoka: Take Back Tomorrow, Sir!
- E214 - Kululu Quits, Sir! / Pururu: Army Nurse in Love, Sir!
- E215 - Keroro: Eight Wettle Kings, Sir! / Keroro: Wet Mission on Toad 3, Sir!
- E216 - Keroro: Invade with Compression, Sir? / Fuyuki: The Legend of the Hinata Family Treasure, Sir!
- E217 - Chibi Kero: The Forbidden Game, Sir! / Keroro: The Terrifying Invaders, Sir!
- E218 - Chibi Kero: Lend Me Your Ears, Sir! / Keroro: Caries War 2, Sir!
- E219 - Musha Kero, Volume II: The Explosively Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir!
- E220 - Keroro: What's Global Warming, Sir? / Sababa: Demon Lord of the Desert, Sir!
- E221 - Momoka: Sunday's the Day, Sir! / Giroro: Sunday's the Day, Sir!
- E222 - Keroro: Senbei Fishing for Rainy Days, Sir! / Keroro: Memories and Fireworks, Sir!
- E223 - Momoka: The Uninhabited Island Full of Women, Sir! / Keroro: Operation Scary Red Shoes, Sir!
- E224 - Keroro: Celeb Resort Dragnet, Sir!
- E225 - Tamama: The Beautiful Dive, Sir! / Keroro: The Ultimate Pekoponian Suit, Sir!
- E226 - Fuyuki: From a Distant Ocean Came the Turtle, Sir!
- E227 - Keroro & Natsumi: One Room, Sir!
- E228 - Meruru: You've Got Mail, Sir! / Fuyuki: A Break in the Parking Area, Sir!
- E229 - Keroro: Verbal Lethal Fist, Sir! / 326 & Kululu: Silent Battle, Sir!
- E230 - Momoka: Frugal Plan of Love, Sir! / Zeroro: Here Comes Kikaka, Sir!
- E231 - Musha Kero, Volume III: Explosive Close Call for Princess Momo, Great Sir!
- E232 - Keroro: Boards and Robbers, Sir! / Keroro: Heroes, Sir!
- E233 - Aki: Editors are Strong, Sir!
- E234 - Keroro: Grand Operation Telops, Sir! / Keroro: Invading with a How-To Book, Sir!
- E235 - Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!
- E236 - Keroro: Wanna Chew Some Gum, Sir? / Tamama: Tamama Tango, Sir!
- E237 - Musha Kero, Volume IV: Head West, Musha Kero Platoon, Great Sir!
- E238 - Keroro: Attack! Age Difference Ultra Hammer with Hints, Sir! / Dororo: Revolution, Sir!
- E239 - Natsumi: Could It Be a Love Triangle, Sir? / Pururu: Matchmaking Mission, Sir!
- E240 - Kululu: Special Assignment Sergeant Major, Sir! / Keroro: The Legendary Morning, Sir!
- E241 - 556: I Can't Say Right Now, Sir! / Keroro: The Vacuum Cleaner Forever, Sir!
- E242 - Keroro: Watcher in the Attic, Sir! / Keroro: Invading With Self-Consciousness, Sir!
- E243 - Keroro: Merry Christmas on the Battlefield, Sir!
- E244 - Keroro: The Graffiti-Dwellers, Sir! / Keroro: Big Riot at New Year's, Sir!
- E245 - Keroro: Year's First Invasion Operation, Sir! / 556: Scratched Helmet, Sir!
- E246 - Giroro: Intensive Gargling Training, Sir! / Keroro: Kerorasers, Sir!
- E247 - Mois: Lipstick Slapstick, Sir! / Keroro: Escape! Keron Bar Field, Sir!
- E248 - Keroro: Don't Call Me Mommy, Sir! / Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi: Delusions are Mine, Sir!
- E249 - Musha Kero, Volume V: Keronians in the Hidden Fortress, Great Sir!
- E250 - Musha Kero, Volume VI: The Resurrected Heroes, Great Sir!
- E251 - 556 and 5884, Sir!
- E252 - Keroro: Let's Go to the Movies, Sir!
- E253 - Keroro: Super-Keroro, Sir! / Keroro: Black Phone Investigator 66, Sir!
- E254 - Fuyuki: Boxers vs. Briefs, Sir! / Galulu: Secret Feelings, Sir?!
- E255 - Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Darkness, Sir! / Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Whitening, Sir! / Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Standstill, Sir!
- E256 - Fuyuki & Natsumi: The Keroro Onslaught, Sir! / Keroro: Just Kidding, Sir!
E206 - Keroro Platoon: The Colorful Plan Begins, Sir! / Dororo: Do You Like Natto, Sir?
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:32] ---
All right! The Keroro Platoon
has greeted the New Year.
[01:35] ---
They remembered the spirit they
started with and want to work hard.
[01:38] ---
Of course, this renewed spirit means they'll
do everything they can to invade Pekopon.
[01:44] ---
Or maybe not...
SIGN Scratch Scratch Scratch
[01:46] ---
Hey, Sergeant! The show's started.
[01:50] ---
It's on already?
[01:53] ---
Oof...
[01:55] ---
All right, well, I guess I'd better get
started on some invasion plan or something?
[02:00] ---
Hey, Sergeant. What's this
half-hearted attitude?
[02:03] ---
Well, I've been on this planet a long time,
[02:06] ---
and I'm sick of the Pekopon
lifestyle already.
[02:09] ---
It feels like I'm in a rut.
[02:11] ---
Try to muster a little more enthusiasm!
[02:15] ---
Easier said than done.
[02:18] ---
Without something fresh to
perk me up, I can't be bothered.
SIGN Scratch Scratch Scratch
[02:22] ---
Knock it off! On your feet!
[02:23] ---
I'll pitch you a bunch of colorful ideas.
[02:27] ---
Gero?
SIGN Colorful?
[02:28] ---
Colorful...
[02:30] ---
...sir?!
[02:35] ---
Keroro Platoon:
The Colorful Plan Begins, Sir!
[02:46] ---
Sheesh!
SIGN Odor
SIGN The odor of Gundam model paint
[02:51] ---
What is this smell?!
[02:56] ---
What's going on here?!
[02:59] ---
Jeez! Whose turn is it today?
SIGN Stupid Frog
Stupid Frog
Stupid Frog
[03:05] ---
It figures!
[03:07] ---
That stupid frog!
[03:13] ---
Hey, stupid frog!
You're on cleaning duty today!
[03:17] ---
N-Natsumi-dono! It is I!
SIGN Dororo
[03:27] ---
Huh. It's unusual to see
you by a campfire, Tamama.
[03:33] ---
Tamama isn't here.
SIGN Giroro
[03:39] ---
I'm back!
[03:40] ---
Oh! It's unusual to see you with
plastic models, Giroro-chan.
[03:46] ---
Lady Mom! Welcome home!
SIGN What's going on?!
[03:52] ---
You traded colors?!
[03:54] ---
Yes! That's right!
SIGN New Colors Decided!
[03:56] ---
The new colors!
SIGN Dazed
[04:00] ---
In order to reinvigorate
our lives on Pekopon,
[04:04] ---
we're overcoming stagnation.
[04:07] ---
This is a countermeasure to prevent
[04:09] ---
a middle-aged divorce-like tragedy,
[04:10] ---
like what happens to married couples
who are stuck in a groove.
[04:14] ---
H-Huh...
[04:16] ---
But how did you decide on the colors?
[04:19] ---
We matched them to our characteristics.
SIGN Leader
Red
[04:22] ---
Leaders are often red!
SIGN Red Leader
[04:24] ---
When you think of red, you think "leader"!
[04:26] ---
And so I chose red!
[04:30] ---
Giroro-san chose black to strengthen his
image as a lone wolf on the battlefield.
[04:35] ---
Or, like, solo struggle?
[04:37] ---
Hmph!
[04:39] ---
I don't care about colors!
[04:40] ---
I chose green to be more at one with nature.
[04:46] ---
Tamama went with androgynous yellow, sir!
SIGN Tama Tama Tama Tama
[04:50] ---
Tama! Tama!
[04:51] ---
And what about Kululu?
[04:53] ---
It was the last color left.
[04:56] ---
Well, even when blue, I can eat curry.
SIGN Loves Curry ♥
[04:58] ---
And I don't laugh.
[05:00] ---
And so,
[05:02] ---
get used to our new colors!
SIGN New Series Begins!
[05:05] ---
Or, like, modern reboot?
[05:09] ---
And so, the next day...
[05:11] ---
Stupid frog!
[05:12] ---
I warned you about leaving
Gundam models in the living room!
[05:16] ---
N-Natsumi-dono...
[05:19] ---
It is I.
[05:20] ---
Oh... That's right.
SIGN Dororo again
[05:23] ---
Keroro!
[05:25] ---
Would you hurry up and
think of our next plan?!
[05:30] ---
Er... It is I.
SIGN Dororo
[05:38] ---
You're pretty uppity for a Keronian!
SIGN As expected...
[05:42] ---
It is I!
SIGN Dororo!!
[05:45] ---
Hey, this is just inconvenient.
It's too hard to tell you apart.
[05:48] ---
Kero-chan, it's okay to change colors, but did
you have to trade with each other like that?
SIGN I hate green Why do I have to be green? Green is scary
[05:53] ---
It seems Dororo-san has gotten into trouble
after being mistaken for Uncle.
[05:58] ---
Or, like, mental breakdown?
[06:00] ---
Although since becoming blue,
people have stopped talking to me.
[06:04] ---
And I don't laugh.
[06:05] ---
Ah, that was Dororo's color, right?
[06:08] ---
It must not have any presence.
[06:10] ---
So mean...
SIGN You are so cruel, Keroro-kun
[06:12] ---
Anyway, we have to come up with a plan.
[06:16] ---
Then...
[06:18] ---
...it seems we should be
a little more particular
[06:20] ---
about our color choices.
[06:29] ---
I've got it!
[06:31] ---
I'll be mandarin orange!
SIGN Mandarin Orange
SIGN Permanent Orange
[06:33] ---
Dororo is permanent orange!
SIGN Deep Orange
[06:36] ---
Kululu is deep orange!
SIGN Permanent Yellow Orange
[06:37] ---
Tamama is permanent yellow-orange!
SIGN Light Orange
[06:40] ---
And Giroro is light orange!
SIGN Light Orange
Permanent Yellow Orange
Deep Orange
Permanent Orange
Mandarin Orange
[06:43] ---
This is definitely being particular
about slight differences.
[06:45] ---
Or, like, nearly alike?
[06:48] ---
Now it's even harder to tell you apart!
[06:51] ---
Hmph! Nothing but complaints!
[06:52] ---
Boo! Boo! Boo!
SIGN Boo! Boo! Boo! Boo!
[06:54] ---
Then how about this?!
[06:59] ---
Well, what do you think?
[07:00] ---
Now this feels fresh! Yahoo!
SIGN Celebrating Making It to Year 5!
[07:05] ---
Huh. This actually suits you.
[07:09] ---
Pretty snazzy!
[07:10] ---
And I don't think we'd make a mistake
telling you apart this way.
[07:13] ---
W-W-W-Why? Why am I the only one
SIGN Pink
Pink
Pink
Pink
[07:17] ---
who gets a flashy color? It's embarrassing!
[07:20] ---
Oh, Giroro-kun! You accent
the platoon this way.
[07:23] ---
And it's good to have a change
of pace once in a while.
[07:25] ---
I don't need a change of pace!
[07:27] ---
You look cute, Giroro!
[07:30] ---
N-N-Na...
[07:33] ---
And so,
[07:34] ---
the Keroro Platoon is resuming its
objective with a brand-new look, sir!
SIGN You-know-what
[07:39] ---
So should we do you-know-what?
It's been a while.
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
[07:48] ---
Resonance x 5!
SIGN Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz
[07:53] ---
Gero? What is it?
[07:55] ---
Someone's approaching!
[07:57] ---
Gero?
[07:58] ---
Or, like...
[08:00] ---
...Mecha Viper!
[08:02] ---
Gara gara gara!
[08:03] ---
All right! This is the first job
for the new Keroro Platoon, sir!
[08:08] ---
All personnel to first-class battle stations!
[08:12] ---
Roger!
SIGN Roger!
[08:14] ---
Vanguard mobile fighter,
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:16] ---
Right!
SIGN Vanguard Mobile Fighter
Private 2nd Class Tamama
[08:21] ---
Rear support fire, Corporal Giroro!
[08:25] ---
Gotcha!
SIGN Rear Support Fire Corporal Giroro
[08:30] ---
Ambush, Lance Corporal Dororo!
[08:32] ---
Understood!
[08:34] ---
Nin!
SIGN Ambush Lance Corporal Dororo
[08:37] ---
Defense system architect,
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[08:40] ---
Mochi-mochi-mochi-mochicourse!
SIGN Defense System Architect Sergeant Major Kululu
[08:45] ---
Th-They're really into it...
[08:48] ---
The platoon seems different than usual.
[08:51] ---
It's like when they changed
their colors, they changed, too.
[08:58] ---
Wonderful!
[09:00] ---
Changing colors has given us
a sense of renewal,
[09:03] ---
and filled us with fighting spirit!
[09:04] ---
Just as I planned!
[09:07] ---
At this rate,
[09:08] ---
with this energy, we'll definitely be able
to accomplish the invasion of Pekopon!
SIGN Now is the time to invade Pekopon!
[09:12] ---
Here he comes!
[09:13] ---
Or, like, latest visit?
[09:18] ---
Gara gara gara gara!
[09:21] ---
Gero?
[09:22] ---
I am Mega Viper RX!
SIGN Mega Viper RX
SIGN (Relax)
[09:25] ---
Which is short for "Relax"!
[09:26] ---
It's been a long time, Keronians!
[09:28] ---
Four months by my count!
[09:31] ---
And I'm here to get you back for that time!
SIGN Invisible
SIGN Khaki
SIGN Beige Brown
SIGN Pink
[09:40] ---
Huh?
[09:41] ---
Huh? Huh? W-W-W-What's this?
[09:45] ---
W-What?
[09:47] ---
Gerori?
[09:48] ---
I came to destroy the Keroro Platoon...
[09:51] ---
...but I must've come to the
wrong place! Begging your pardon!
[09:56] ---
What was that about?
[09:58] ---
He retreated without even fighting.
[10:01] ---
I bet he trembled in fear at our
determination and turned tail.
[10:06] ---
That weasel!
[10:09] ---
We attained victory without
spilling a drop of blood.
[10:11] ---
There is nothing more wondrous.
[10:14] ---
The first battle of the new
Keroro Platoon was a complete victory!
SIGN New Keroro Platoon First Battle Complete Victory
SIGN Congratulations on 5 Years!
[10:20] ---
Yeah!
[10:20] ---
Let's keep going at full speed
for our fifth year!
[10:23] ---
Yeah!
[10:25] ---
The Keroro Platoon wasn't
colored like that, right?
SIGN Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
[10:36] ---
The Keroro Platoon got fresh new colors
and started their fifth year feeling good.
[10:41] ---
All right! Now let's turn to
our invasion and go full tilt!
[10:45] ---
Yeah!
[10:47] ---
The springtime of my life!
[10:48] ---
Gero?
[10:50] ---
So what's this about going full tilt?
SIGN Earth's Final Line of Defense
[10:53] ---
Gero!
[10:55] ---
U-Um... That's...
[11:10] ---
Even though the Keroro Platoon's colors
had changed, their position had not.
[11:15] ---
Gero!
[11:25] ---
The new year has begun, and with it,
a new appearance for the platoon, but...
[11:29] ---
Huh? He's back to his original color.
[11:31] ---
Well, I was told they can't
change the opening and ending...
SIGN Adult Circumstances
[11:37] ---
...so we all changed back.
[11:39] ---
Okay, whatever.
[11:40] ---
So what did you want to discuss?
[11:43] ---
So I'd like to get the invasion
done this year.
[11:47] ---
And you haven't really been an active
participant in our attempts thus far.
[11:52] ---
But teamwork is
more important than anything,
[11:56] ---
so I'd like you to form a plan in
which you'd play a central part.
[12:01] ---
I love natto.
[12:06] ---
Natto, huh?
[12:11] ---
Dororo: Do You Like Natto, Sir?
[12:17] ---
Everyone, I'm going to announce the
first invasion plan of the year!
[12:22] ---
Incidentally, Lance Corporal Dororo
will be the main element of this plan.
[12:26] ---
Then I would like you to look at this.
SIGN Natto
SIGN Natto
SIGN Natto
[12:29] ---
Very nutritious, goes with everything,
and delicious to boot.
[12:34] ---
I would like natto to be the focus
of this invasion plan.
[12:38] ---
You've gotta be kidding me!
Like you can base a plan on natto!
[12:42] ---
You can!
[12:43] ---
L-Look, Giroro...
[12:45] ---
It isn't often that Dororo is
enthusiastic about a plan...
[12:48] ---
That's neither here nor there!
[12:50] ---
That stinky stuff isn't food!
SIGN Fume Fume Fume Fume
[12:53] ---
Come on, don't be like that.
[12:56] ---
This is inexcusable!
[13:00] ---
Certainly, natto has a unique scent,
[13:02] ---
but to insult it by denying that it's food?
[13:05] ---
Perhaps your sense of taste
is simply undeveloped, Giroro-dono?
[13:08] ---
What?!
[13:11] ---
Huh? Dororo is always quiet,
[13:13] ---
but he became passionate when
his favorite food was belittled.
[13:17] ---
First of all, how can a soldier who is
supposed to survive life and death crises
[13:20] ---
use personal preferences
as a reason to abandon the plan?
[13:25] ---
If your battlefield rations
only consisted of natto,
[13:27] ---
what would you do?
SIGN Natto
SIGN Natto
[13:30] ---
Natto.
[13:33] ---
I would battle on, even without food!
[13:36] ---
A-Actually, I do not like natto, either...
[13:41] ---
What did you say?!
[13:43] ---
Gero... Private Tamama, too?
[13:45] ---
Oh! Tamama!
[13:47] ---
Mr. Corporal!
[13:48] ---
If you want to use natto to invade,
you'll have to convince us first!
[13:53] ---
Right!
[13:55] ---
All right, then!
[13:57] ---
Since it has come to this, observe
[14:00] ---
as I convince those two, no matter what!
[14:03] ---
Gero! This was meant to improve teamwork...
[14:07] ---
Or, like, total collapse?
[14:09] ---
Thus Lance Corporal Dororo's
challenge began!
SIGN Challenge
SIGN Natto
[14:15] ---
Look, instead of trying to force it,
why not go back to the drawing board?
[14:19] ---
No!
SIGN No!
[14:20] ---
One way or another, I will make Giroro-dono
and Tamama-dono into natto-lovers!
[14:24] ---
Of course you will be around
to assist me, Commander-dono!
[14:28] ---
Gero?!
SIGN Natto Cake
[14:32] ---
What do you think? I was inspired!
Natto sweets!
[14:36] ---
I am certain this will satisfy
Tamama-dono...
[14:40] ---
Why don't you try it, Dororo?
[14:43] ---
I... I will abstain...
[14:45] ---
So that was a fail.
SIGN Fail
SIGN Natto
SIGN Canned Natto
[14:49] ---
Then piping hot canned natto!
[14:52] ---
With its easy-open lid,
it's perfect for military rations.
[14:54] ---
And Giroro-dono will be surprised at
how it stretches out like a string.
[14:58] ---
The thing is...
[14:59] ---
...this is just heated-up natto.
[15:03] ---
W-Well...
[15:05] ---
And so, another fail.
SIGN Fail
[15:08] ---
Since it's come to this, why don't
we just use natto as a weapon?!
[15:12] ---
I call them Natto Bits!
[15:14] ---
It doesn't have to be a
new type for us to use.
[15:18] ---
Commander-dono!
[15:20] ---
Yes?!
[15:21] ---
I cannot agree with the idea of using food
as a weapon to harm people!
[15:25] ---
R-Right.
[15:28] ---
Natto?
[15:30] ---
I don't really like how gooey it is.
[15:33] ---
How about you, Momocchi?
[15:38] ---
I don't care for natto, either.
[15:40] ---
After all...
[15:52] ---
N-Nishizawa-san...
[15:54] ---
Yes?
[15:55] ---
Did you...
[15:57] ---
...have natto for breakfast?
[15:59] ---
Yes...
[16:01] ---
I'm sorry.
[16:05] ---
It's food that wounds a young maiden's heart.
[16:10] ---
Got it. I'll help you convince
Dororo-san to see the light.
[16:13] ---
Yay! Thank you, Momocchi!
[16:24] ---
How is the natto lotion?
[16:27] ---
This will make your hands silky smooth!
[16:29] ---
Yeah... Actually just sticky...
[16:32] ---
Or, like, bizarre idea?
[16:34] ---
Ooh! That's it!
SIGN Socks with Natto Inside
[16:36] ---
Socks with natto inside!
[16:38] ---
Now no one will worry
about their foot odor...
[16:40] ---
...because the natto smells worse!
[16:43] ---
Commander-dono,
that is too much of a stretch.
[16:46] ---
Or, like, bigger problems?
[16:49] ---
You're a stickler!
[16:53] ---
I cannot think of any good plan.
[16:56] ---
I shall meditate a little more...
[16:56] ---
Yo! Yo! Yo!
[16:58] ---
Hey, hey, brother, got a problem?
[17:01] ---
I was thinking, what about natto torture?
SIGN Natto Tsunami Machine
[17:07] ---
Natto Tsunami Machine!
[17:09] ---
Th-This is a little too heavy-handed!
SIGN Remote Control
[17:13] ---
But I think that's the
only way we can play this.
[17:16] ---
Let me borrow that a second, Kululu.
[17:25] ---
It's in operation!
[17:31] ---
Giroro!
[17:32] ---
I made a lot of food for lunch,
so how about having it together?
[17:37] ---
W-Well, if you made more than you need,
[17:39] ---
I can help you out...
SIGN Natto Odor
[17:41] ---
Th-This smell... Don't tell me...
SIGN Natto Spaghetti
[17:45] ---
Ta-daaa! Natsumi's special natto spaghetti!
[17:49] ---
What?!
[17:50] ---
It's good! Have some, Corporal!
[17:53] ---
O-Oh, I, uh...
SIGN Agony
Agony
Agony
[17:59] ---
What's wrong, Giroro?
You're not gonna have any?
[18:02] ---
O-Oh...
[18:03] ---
Actually... h-how can I say this...?
[18:05] ---
Maybe you don't like natto, Corporal?
[18:09] ---
Gulp!
[18:11] ---
Even though it's this good?
[18:13] ---
You don't know what you're missing out on!
SIGN You went that far?
[18:16] ---
Missing out on!
[18:18] ---
Missing out on...
[18:19] ---
Missing out on...
[18:19] ---
Oh, come on!
[18:23] ---
Excuse me.
[18:25] ---
Tama-chan invited me,
but pardon the intrusion...
SIGN Natto Odor
[18:27] ---
Come on in, Nishizawa-san.
[18:29] ---
How about some natto spaghetti, Momoka-chan?
[18:32] ---
No... I...
[18:35] ---
I helped Sis make it!
[18:37] ---
Have some if you like!
SIGN Fuyuki-kun's
Homemade Dish?
[18:48] ---
I-It's delicious!
[18:50] ---
What about you, Tamama?
[18:51] ---
Gulp!
[18:52] ---
I... I am not really crazy about...
[18:55] ---
You like it, don't you?!
[18:56] ---
I... I love it!
[19:07] ---
What's that?!
[19:09] ---
Gero!
[19:12] ---
The natto entwined itself around us,
and now we cannot move!
[19:19] ---
It went out of control!
[19:22] ---
I didn't mean for this to happen!
[19:27] ---
Favorite food or not...
in mass quantities like this...
[19:35] ---
Keroro! Dororo!
[19:37] ---
I'll save you!
[19:43] ---
Grab hold!
[19:47] ---
Much obliged!
[19:51] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[20:02] ---
I am grateful to you both.
[20:04] ---
I don't need any thanks.
[20:06] ---
You are welcome!
[20:08] ---
But I think it's best to give up on
[20:11] ---
trying to convince them.
[20:13] ---
Agreed.
[20:14] ---
Even a natto-lover like myself
blanched when covered in it.
[20:19] ---
Pushing food that you enjoy
on other people is arrogance.
[20:23] ---
I am ashamed of myself.
[20:26] ---
Dororo-senpai...
[20:28] ---
No. My stubbornness put a
damper on your enthusiasm.
[20:32] ---
I'm sorry.
[20:34] ---
I still don't like natto,
[20:37] ---
but let me take part in your plan.
[20:40] ---
Me, too!
[20:42] ---
Giroro-dono... Tamama-dono...
[20:46] ---
There. You have their seal of approval.
[20:49] ---
Right!
[20:50] ---
Let us begin the natto plan!
[20:52] ---
Yeah!
[20:54] ---
So, specifically, what does
your natto plan involve?
[20:59] ---
We cultivate healthy organic soybeans,
[21:04] ---
make delicious natto,
SIGN Safe Free Delicious Natto
[21:06] ---
hand it out for free to people,
SIGN Healthy
[21:09] ---
and make everyone healthy.
[21:11] ---
That is the plan!
[21:13] ---
Yeah!
[21:14] ---
Wait...
[21:16] ---
For crying out loud...
[21:17] ---
How is that an invasion plan
in any way, shape, or form?
[21:20] ---
I'm sorry for putting you through that,
Giroro and Tamama.
[21:22] ---
Wait, everyone...
[21:24] ---
In the end, the invasion plan that would
use natto never saw the light of day.
[21:32] ---
But it is delicious!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN Work
[23:09] ---
Spring is the season of promotions!
Like Lieutenant Keroro or Major Keroro...
SIGN Company Name
Men's Fortress Limited
SIGN Company Name
SIGN Banzai Inc.
[23:13] ---
Or I could try moving
to the public sector,
SIGN Sweet
Spicy
Intense
Fiery
[23:16] ---
and become President Keroro
or Chairman Keroro!
[23:19] ---
That aside, in the end,
we've got a serious one!
[23:22] ---
Keroro: Let's Form a Company, Sir!
[23:26] ---
Ouka: Coming with the
Cherry Blossoms, Sir!
[23:29] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E207 - Keroro: Let's Form a Company, Sir! / Ouka: Coming with the Cherry Blossoms, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
SIGN April
[01:31] ---
April is a time of excitement, when you
feel that something new is going to begin.
SIGN Entrance Ceremony Dokozono Elementary School
[01:36] ---
Like entering a new school...
[01:41] ---
Meeting a new employee...
[01:45] ---
Moving to a new apartment...
[01:51] ---
And there's an excited person here, too.
[01:54] ---
And so, we're going to turn over a new leaf
SIGN Company
[01:56] ---
and start our own company, sir!
[01:59] ---
I want no part of being pushed around
by one of your random dumb ideas!
[02:05] ---
A parent who pooh-poohs every idea
like that steals a child's enthusiasm!
[02:09] ---
I'm not your papa!
[02:11] ---
Mr. Corporal...
[02:13] ---
That is not a nice way to talk.
[02:15] ---
Private Tamama understands me, sir.
[02:18] ---
I understand Mr. Sergeant has hit
[02:20] ---
a dead end with the invasion,
[02:21] ---
so by forming a company,
he can at least pretend
SIGN Company
[02:25] ---
to be productive.
[02:28] ---
In other words, he is avoiding reality.
[02:31] ---
Bingo!
[02:33] ---
What the heck, you guys?!
[02:35] ---
I'm really trying to be constructive
by making a company!
[02:42] ---
Keroro: Let's Form a Company, Sir!
SIGN Company Name
[02:47] ---
The name of a company is its face.
[02:49] ---
So I want to get fired up
and decide upon one.
SIGN Sharp
[02:52] ---
I want it to be something that's sharp, cool,
SIGN Cool
SIGN Impact
[02:54] ---
and makes an impact, like "boom"!
SIGN Company Name Sharp Cool Impact
[02:59] ---
What's she doing here?
[03:02] ---
I'm Secretary Mois.
[03:03] ---
Or, like, private gofer?
[03:05] ---
That's it! How about "Banzai Inc."?
SIGN Company Name
SIGN Banzai Inc.
[03:08] ---
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
[03:12] ---
Since that's a congratulatory cheer, isn't it
perfect for the name of a new company?
SIGN Company Name
Sharp
Cool
Impact
[03:16] ---
I think I have heard a similar name
before somewhere.
[03:18] ---
Really?
[03:19] ---
"Men's Fortress, Limited."
SIGN Company Name
Men's Fortress Limited
[03:22] ---
What do you think?
[03:23] ---
What's that? The name of a movie?
[03:26] ---
I would be too embarrassed to
ever say that name to anyone.
[03:30] ---
How about Tamama Store Corporation?
SIGN Tamama Store Corporation
[03:33] ---
Why would we have Tamama in the name?
[03:36] ---
Besides, it's a company, so we
don't need any "store" in there!
[03:39] ---
Certainly, it sounds like a cheap candy shop.
[03:42] ---
It's better than the embarrassing
"Men's Fortress."
[03:46] ---
What would be good?
SIGN All is Vanity Limited
[03:48] ---
How about "All is Vanity Limited"?
[03:52] ---
Let's go with "Banzai," after all!
President's order!
[03:54] ---
Mr. Sergeant! That is tyranny!
[03:56] ---
Who made you president?!
[03:58] ---
Um... "All is Vanity..."
SIGN All is Vanity...
SIGN Pow
SIGN Whap
[04:06] ---
Sheesh! All this over the decision
of what to name the company.
SIGN All is Vanity
[04:11] ---
Or, like, trouble looming?
[04:13] ---
This is a pain already!
[04:16] ---
I'm gonna watch Captain Geroro!
[04:18] ---
Are you thinking seriously?!
SIGN Planning and Production: SUNIRASE
SIGN Captain Geroro
SIGN In Association with Gerocchi Inc.
[04:36] ---
Gerocchi Inc., huh?
[04:38] ---
Then we could be Gerojji Inc.
SIGN Gerojji Inc.
[04:42] ---
Pardon?
SIGN Work
[04:44] ---
What the company does is more
important than its name!
[04:47] ---
If we do a great job,
the name will come to us later.
[04:51] ---
I thought the name of a company
was its face.
[04:54] ---
This isn't following what you said.
SIGN All is Vanity
[04:56] ---
"All is Vanity..."
[04:57] ---
The proprietor needs to have a flexible mindset
that gets to the bottom of the age!
[05:02] ---
You're distorting the meaning.
[05:03] ---
Well, it's no good to get
caught up on one little detail.
[05:08] ---
You formed a company?
SIGN Gerojji
President Sergeant Keroro
[05:10] ---
I look forward to working with you.
[05:15] ---
Why is it the address our house?
[05:17] ---
I thought you could become an employee
of my company, Lady Natsumi,
[05:23] ---
so I prepared business cards.
SIGN Gerojji Invader Hinata Natsumi
[05:27] ---
To be frank, six employees is a lonely number,
so we need at least double digits...
[05:31] ---
Like I'm gonna work for your company!
[05:34] ---
What was that for?!
SIGN Gerojji Invader Hinata Fuyuki
[05:36] ---
And so,
[05:38] ---
I made business cards for
you too, Master Fuyuki.
[05:41] ---
It sounds interesting, but having
"Invader" as a job title...
SIGN Invader Hinata Fuyuki
[05:45] ---
I thought you might say that.
SIGN Gerojji
Assistant Invader Hinata Fuyuki
[05:47] ---
I prepared "Assistant Invader," as well.
SIGN Assistant Invader
[05:50] ---
Even with "assistant," it doesn't change
the fact that I would be an invader.
[05:54] ---
Then how about this one?
SIGN Leader of the Invasion Cheering Squad
[05:55] ---
"Leader of the Invasion Cheering Squad."
[05:58] ---
Or "Pekoponian Representative"!
SIGN Pekoponian Representative
[06:01] ---
I appreciate the effort...
[06:03] ---
But I'll take one of each as a souvenir.
[06:08] ---
Gero?
SIGN Gerojji
SIGN Congratulations on your store opening! Gerojji Inc. Keroro Platoon
SIGN Gerojji
[06:17] ---
Company location is important
when it comes to adding personnel.
[06:22] ---
We cleared all the conditions for house
divination, feng shui, and crystal orientation,
[06:26] ---
so here we are on this second floor.
[06:30] ---
Commander-dono... What is that?
[06:33] ---
Oh. This is the same place
we had that hamburger joint.
[06:36] ---
I didn't bother cleaning up after
that venture went bankrupt.
[06:41] ---
You left things... as they were?
SIGN Bankrupt...
SIGN Gerojji
[06:45] ---
Doesn't that make this
a place brimming with bad luck?
SIGN For now, consensus-building
[06:49] ---
I got this seat first!
[06:52] ---
I can't relax if I can't see the sky!
[06:54] ---
Ask me if I care!
[06:56] ---
This is a company with a friendly atmosphere,
where everyone can share their opinions.
[06:56] ---
Please!
[06:59] ---
This is my ideal.
[07:01] ---
Uncle!
SIGN Tea Coffee
[07:03] ---
Where shall I put this tea machine?
[07:06] ---
Lady Mois!
[07:07] ---
Anywhere over there is fine.
[07:08] ---
Tea machine?
[07:10] ---
Women have precious fighting strength.
I won't have them wasting time making tea!
SIGN Sweet
Spicy
Extreme
Borscht
[07:16] ---
Where shall I put this curry machine?
[07:18] ---
You can put that somewhere over there, too.
[07:20] ---
Curry machine?
[07:21] ---
A machine that lets you eat as much
curry as you want, anytime you want!
[07:25] ---
Click!
SIGN Sweet
Spicy
Extreme
Borscht
[07:30] ---
Sweet! Spicy! Extremely spicy!
[07:33] ---
You can also choose the flavor of the curry.
[07:35] ---
Mochicourse, there's borscht!
[07:44] ---
Good!
[07:45] ---
It's a company where the
employees can work in comfort.
[07:46] ---
I'm gonna dig in!
[07:47] ---
It's a company in which
you can scratch that itch.
[07:50] ---
That's what I'm aiming for.
[07:52] ---
That's my Uncle!
[07:52] ---
Delicious!
[07:53] ---
You cover all the bases.
[07:56] ---
Or, like, massive assets?
[07:57] ---
Working night and day,
overtime and more overtime.
[08:10] ---
Never seeing my family...
SIGN Gold Domestic Red Bean Jam Bun
[08:16] ---
Getting by on a meager salary...
[08:23] ---
I don't want a company like that.
[08:26] ---
I see.
[08:27] ---
So we'll have a huge lobby!
SIGN Gerojji
[08:31] ---
An exorbitantly expensive audio set!
[08:33] ---
A movie screening system
for I don't know what yet!
[08:37] ---
I believe it's the duty
of the president to do
[08:40] ---
everything possible
for the employees!
[08:42] ---
Commander-dono, I mean, President,
I didn't know you were so magnanimous!
[08:48] ---
On top of that,
all profits will be reinvested.
[08:50] ---
The company will expand
in a short period of time.
SIGN Construction
[08:53] ---
We'll link up with people in various fields.
[08:56] ---
With all this,
[08:57] ---
I expect the growth rate of sales and
number of employees to be 200% every year.
SIGN Gerojji
[09:05] ---
Mr. Sergeant, that is awesome!
[09:07] ---
But if the company gets that big,
won't the work disappear?
[09:11] ---
If there's no work, you find more
with your own strength!
[09:14] ---
Any salesman worth his salt
will have the guts for that!
SIGN Salesman
[09:20] ---
Somewhere along the line,
he became the designated salesman.
[09:22] ---
If we don't expand the business
beyond Pekopon,
[09:26] ---
we won't survive for long!
[09:27] ---
Needs more curry...
[09:28] ---
R-Really?!
[09:32] ---
I'm going to drum up some business!
SIGN Several Days Later
[09:39] ---
Several days later...
SIGN Gerojji
[09:46] ---
There's nothing to do...
[09:48] ---
And the phone is not ringing.
[09:51] ---
It is late in the day to be asking this,
[09:52] ---
but am I the only one who has the
feeling nothing has been decided about
[09:57] ---
what we actually do as a company?
[09:59] ---
You're right. Should we sell the
business cards we don't need anymore?
SIGN Gerojji
Invader
Hinata Natsumi
SIGN Buzz Buzz Buzz
[10:07] ---
I've got a match!
[10:09] ---
I know that game!
[10:11] ---
If you get the same card, you keep it, right?
[10:13] ---
Or, like, matching cardgame?
SIGN Gerojji Invader Hinata Fuyuki
[10:18] ---
Yay! I get Fukki's business cards!
[10:21] ---
Not so fast! This one is "Invader."
SIGN Gerojji Invader Hinata Fuyuki Assistant Invader Hinata Fuyuki
[10:23] ---
And this one is "Assistant Invader."
[10:25] ---
It's the same Master Fuyuki,
but the position is different.
[10:28] ---
That's frustrating.
[10:30] ---
Now it's my turn.
[10:32] ---
No match, no match!
[10:32] ---
So then...
[10:35] ---
Commander-dono, what happened
to your enthusiasm?
[10:38] ---
Well, you can't be eager about everything.
SIGN Gerojji
[10:41] ---
I'm sure Giroro is out there running on all
cylinders, so he'll bring back some juicy work.
[10:44] ---
I got a pair of "Hinata Natsumi,
Invader's Servant" cards!
[10:49] ---
That woman! I won't stand for it!
[10:53] ---
You just blew away all the business cards.
[10:55] ---
It's hard to run a company.
[10:58] ---
Meanwhile...
[10:59] ---
This is me!
SIGN Gerojji
Invader Corporal Giroro
[11:01] ---
Oh, thanks.
[11:09] ---
I-Is something wrong?
SIGN Invader!
[11:16] ---
Wait! Stop!
[11:17] ---
I just came for your business!
[11:19] ---
Invasion is the last thing...
SIGN Gerojji Invader Corporal Giroro
[11:33] ---
It looks like a company isn't the
best vehicle for an invasion.
[11:44] ---
The life of a cherry blossom
is short and ephemeral.
[11:48] ---
That may make some people very sad.
[12:03] ---
Mother...
[12:07] ---
But it seems Momoka-chan's sigh
[12:09] ---
is for some other reason.
[12:15] ---
Ouka: Coming with the Cherry Blossoms, Sir!
[12:22] ---
Ouka-sama is coming!
[12:28] ---
I am Termite #1.
[12:29] ---
I am Termite #2.
[12:31] ---
Actually, I got this letter from my mother.
[12:35] ---
"It's been too long, so I want to see you.
[12:38] ---
I shall return home before
those cherry blossoms fall."
[12:41] ---
The cherry blossoms have almost all fallen.
[12:44] ---
I'm afraid that, at this rate,
I may miss my mother again.
[12:48] ---
So that's why you've been
down at school.
[12:53] ---
Th-Then, Fuyuki-kun,
[12:54] ---
y-y-you came here because
you were worried about me?!
[12:58] ---
U-U-Um...
[13:00] ---
Hey, hey, yes, ma'am!
[13:02] ---
I heard something good.
[13:04] ---
If we make it so the
cherry blossoms don't fall,
[13:06] ---
Lady Momoka will
give us a generous reward!
[13:14] ---
Gero.
[13:18] ---
Pictures of cherry blossoms won't fall.
[13:23] ---
Craftsmanship!
[13:24] ---
But the color is totally different.
[13:27] ---
Gero?!
[13:29] ---
I guess leftover Gundam model
spray paint wasn't the way to go.
[13:46] ---
Sarge!
[13:47] ---
Gero! Gero...
[13:49] ---
Gero? Gero!
[13:51] ---
Mr. Sergeant, to be honest, the person
who became president is here too,
[13:56] ---
so I would apologize if I were you.
[13:59] ---
I'm sorry! I... I'm the one who broke
the cherry blossom branch!
[14:03] ---
We saw.
[14:05] ---
The cherry blossoms...
[14:08] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[14:09] ---
It's too early to be disappointed!
[14:12] ---
Kululu, I have a favor.
SIGN Kululu
[14:14] ---
As long as there's
love in your heart, pardon?!
SIGN Cherry Blossom Front
[14:21] ---
Sergeant Keroro is using the
Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari
[14:24] ---
to control the sunlight hours,
making the northerly-moving
[14:27] ---
cherry blossom front return to the
Nishikawa family cherry blossom trees.
[14:32] ---
I did it!
[14:34] ---
So?
[14:36] ---
Even if the cherry blossom front is back,
[14:38] ---
that doesn't make the fallen
cherry blossoms return to the trees.
[14:41] ---
Gero...
[14:42] ---
I thought this may happen,
so I made arrangements!
[14:47] ---
Preserving cherry blossoms
[14:49] ---
inside that mid-air case will keep them
from falling, and they'll stay alive forever!
[14:54] ---
Good for you, Momocchi!
[14:56] ---
We should have done that from the start!
[15:01] ---
Wait, Paul.
[15:03] ---
Leave the cherry blossoms as they are.
[15:05] ---
Milady! But...
[15:07] ---
My mother is a street fighter
who puts her life on the line.
[15:11] ---
There may be some cases when
she can't keep a promise to her daughter.
[15:14] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[15:16] ---
The more I try to keep the cherry blossoms
from falling, the more resigned I become.
[15:20] ---
So...
[15:22] ---
...that's enough.
[15:28] ---
I know how Momoka-chan feels.
[15:32] ---
If Mom can't come on a special day
and it makes me feel disappointed,
[15:36] ---
I often tell myself to get over it.
[15:40] ---
But I really want her to come,
so part of me keeps waiting all that time.
[15:45] ---
But Mom always came running
in at the last second, right?
SIGN Kissho Academy Athletic Festival
[15:58] ---
That's right.
[16:03] ---
Gero?
[16:09] ---
A storm is coming...
[16:18] ---
I'll be back soon!
[16:20] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[16:21] ---
Where are you going?
[16:23] ---
To Nishizawa-san's place!
[16:24] ---
I just can't let the cherry blossoms fall!
[16:27] ---
Master... Fuyuki...
[16:35] ---
One.. two...
[16:40] ---
Gero!
[16:42] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[16:46] ---
Fuyuki-kun, everyone, why...?
[16:49] ---
Just like you're waiting, Nishizawa-san,
[16:52] ---
I'm sure your mother
wants to make it in time.
[16:55] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[16:57] ---
We'll help.
[17:06] ---
Okay!
[17:26] ---
Milady is battling with her own strength.
[17:30] ---
All I can do is watch over her!
[17:40] ---
Gero!
[18:00] ---
All of the cherry blossoms fell, huh?
[18:04] ---
Commander-dono!
[18:05] ---
Get ahold of yourself!
[18:10] ---
I'm sorry, ma'am!
[18:12] ---
Thank you, everyone.
[18:15] ---
You did everything you could.
[18:17] ---
I have no regrets.
[18:19] ---
Nishizawa-san...
[18:24] ---
Nishizawa-san, let me see that letter
from your mother one more time!
[18:31] ---
Look at this.
[18:33] ---
It says, "I shall return home before
those cherry blossoms fall."
[18:36] ---
Are you sure she meant
these cherry blossoms?
[18:42] ---
Fuyuki...
[18:43] ---
After all, Sis...
[18:45] ---
Maybe...
[18:47] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[19:13] ---
Mother!
[19:19] ---
Momoka.
[19:21] ---
Do you remember this cherry blossom tree?
[19:25] ---
Yes!
[19:27] ---
Your grandmother planted this
cherry blossom tree for me.
[19:32] ---
It's pretty!
[19:33] ---
I've got it!
[19:35] ---
When you become a lovely lady, let's plant a
peach tree next to this cherry blossom tree.
[19:40] ---
Peach tree?
[19:42] ---
That's right.
[19:43] ---
A peach tree for you, Momoka.
[19:45] ---
I made a promise, didn't I?
[19:47] ---
To plant a peach tree for you, Momoka.
[19:52] ---
How's this? Beautiful, right?
[20:06] ---
That was planted just for you,
so think of it as the best in the world.
[20:10] ---
I got it from the Chinese hinterlands.
[20:13] ---
Had to go through a tough guy to get it,
and it took a long time to beat him.
[20:18] ---
Mother...
[20:19] ---
But I'm glad I got here in time.
[20:31] ---
I'm happy for you, Nishizawa-san.
[20:33] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[20:35] ---
Thank you! It was your hint that made me
recall this cherry blossom tree.
[20:41] ---
What are you doing?
[20:41] ---
Huh? I-I-I'm embracing F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun!
[20:45] ---
All right! Way to take advantage
of the situation, Momoka!
[20:49] ---
I didn't take advantage of
the situation on purpose!
[20:53] ---
You're on a roll, so keep going!
[20:56] ---
Momoka-chan is in love!
She's become a real lady!
[21:00] ---
I'm happy and sad at the same time!
[21:02] ---
Being pleased by their child's
growth is what parents do.
[21:07] ---
I know, I know! You're right, but...
[21:09] ---
Quit whimpering! Momoka will laugh at you!
[21:12] ---
What are you so embarrassed about?
[21:13] ---
Like mother, like daughter.
[21:13] ---
I know how you feel, but you're annoying!
[21:17] ---
But why are these the only cherry blossoms
that haven't fallen yet?
[21:21] ---
It's strange.
SIGN Instant Bonding Agent
[21:27] ---
The amount of money Baio used
[21:29] ---
developing an instant bonding agent to
protect Momoka's cherry blossom tree...
[21:33] ---
Priceless.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
SIGN Advanced Maneuver Prototype Spring Model
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
Corporal Giroro here!
SIGN Lady Natsumi Master Fuyuki Would you start your K-Phone life?
[23:10] ---
Cell phones have become
really convenient, haven't they?
[23:12] ---
Real men use communicators!
[23:14] ---
In the first place, sending
photos by mail is embarrassing!
[23:16] ---
T-Together with Natsumi...
[23:18] ---
That aside...
[23:18] ---
Oh! Real men shut up
and use a tin can and string phone!
[23:21] ---
Giroro: A Man's Backup, Sir!
[23:25] ---
Keroro: Bargain Cell Phone Mission, Sir!
SIGN Incoming Call
[23:29] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E208 - Giroro: A Man's Backup, Sir! / Keroro: Bargain Cell Phone Mission, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:33] ---
Th-That's...
[01:34] ---
This is the super fitness machine
everyone's talking about, Romeo Boys!
[01:38] ---
Whether you work up a sweat on your own
[01:40] ---
C-Captain Geroro didn't record!
[01:41] ---
or share the device with a partner,
dare to explore the ultimate in luxury fitness.
[01:43] ---
A recording time mistake!
A scheduling failure!
SIGN Recording Failure
[01:45] ---
Gero!
[01:49] ---
Master Fuyuki! You didn't record last night's
Captain Geroro, did you?
[01:54] ---
Gero? What's wrong?
[01:57] ---
My computer cratered,
deleting all of my occult research data.
[02:03] ---
Now I have to gather all of it again
from scratch.
[02:06] ---
I should've backed it up.
[02:09] ---
Have you had an experience like this?
[02:11] ---
That's right. It's important
to back up your files.
[02:15] ---
Back... up...
[02:24] ---
Giroro: A Man's Backup, Sir!
SIGN Captain Geroro
[02:30] ---
Yahoo! I got a recorded copy
[02:33] ---
of Captain Geroro in Alien Town!
SIGN Captain Geroro
[02:36] ---
I'll watch it right away!
[02:42] ---
Gero?
[02:47] ---
What's this?
[02:52] ---
Tch! Where are these coming from?
SIGN Psychic Phenomena Others
[02:58] ---
What is this?!
[03:02] ---
The stupid frog must be behind this!
[03:06] ---
Stupid frog!
[03:07] ---
Sarge!
[03:08] ---
Master Fuyuki! My Captain Geroro...
[03:12] ---
Someone has taken over the secret base.
[03:15] ---
Or, like, massive crackdown?
[03:17] ---
I just put the disk in
[03:20] ---
so I could watch Captain Geroro...
[03:22] ---
Pull yourself together, Mr. Sergeant.
[03:24] ---
Commander-dono, get a hold of yourself.
[03:27] ---
Where did you get it?
[03:29] ---
That Captain Gerogero disk.
[03:31] ---
A file-sharing shop in Alien Town...
[03:34] ---
Tch! The commander is the
source of the infection!
[03:37] ---
Infection?
[03:38] ---
That's "Villy."
[03:40] ---
It's a space computer virus that's been
making mischief here and there recently.
[03:43] ---
Space computer virus?
[03:52] ---
Even though it's a computer virus,
it has a physical form!
[03:55] ---
Well, that's because it's
a space computer virus.
SIGN Danger Warning
[04:00] ---
What's this?!
[04:10] ---
W-What is this?
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
[04:12] ---
Preparing to activate ultimate weapon.
[04:14] ---
Preparing to activate...
[04:15] ---
Those things intend to
activate our ultimate weapon.
[04:18] ---
It's only a matter of time
before they crack the password.
[04:23] ---
Ultimate weapon?
[04:26] ---
Well, with one click of a button, Pekopon...
[04:31] ---
I'm sure there won't be any traces left.
[04:34] ---
You've gotta be kidding me! Do something!
[04:37] ---
Don't worry.
[04:38] ---
The commander has a backup
for times like this.
[04:43] ---
I do?
[04:49] ---
Gero!
[04:51] ---
This is a serious situation.
[04:52] ---
Hmph!
[04:55] ---
This is happening because
you rely on backups.
[04:58] ---
I just have to shut down
the base's systems, right?
[05:01] ---
Giroro-dono, you mean...
[05:03] ---
You are going to storm the base directly?
[05:06] ---
There's no other way.
[05:07] ---
Giroro!
[05:08] ---
Then I shall go with you!
[05:10] ---
No. This plan works better
with only one person.
[05:14] ---
Sorry, but I'm going solo.
[05:16] ---
But...
[05:17] ---
If I should happen to fail...
[05:21] ---
...I'm counting on you!
[05:23] ---
Understood!
[05:29] ---
See you!
[05:30] ---
Wait right there, sir!
[05:33] ---
K-Keroro...
[05:35] ---
I know that if I went with you,
I'd only be in the way...
[05:40] ---
...so take this.
[05:45] ---
A list of things you want me
to bring back from storage...
[05:49] ---
First choice: Dendrobium.
[05:51] ---
Second choice: Psycho Gundam...
SIGN List First choice: Dendrobium
[05:55] ---
If you could bring back the first three things
on my list, it'd be doing me a solid.
[06:00] ---
Gero?
[06:02] ---
I'm moving out!
[06:05] ---
Corporal!
[06:05] ---
Good luck!
[06:16] ---
He got into the base safely.
[06:18] ---
Giroro-senpai, you can do it!
[06:21] ---
May you be victorious.
[06:23] ---
Here they come!
[06:33] ---
They're pursuing you!
[06:39] ---
Awesome!
[06:41] ---
Or, like, perfect shooting?
[06:43] ---
That's the corporal for you!
[06:45] ---
Backup...
[06:47] ---
Relying on covering fire from the rear
gives rise to sloppiness.
[06:52] ---
Daily training.
[06:54] ---
That's all the backup you need!
[07:10] ---
What's this...?!
[07:13] ---
The time to hesitate...
[07:15] ---
...is through!
[07:17] ---
Predict the lasers' movements...
[07:19] ---
...and in that instant,
just get out of the way!
[07:26] ---
Giroro-dono!
[07:27] ---
Look out!
[07:28] ---
Duck!
[07:30] ---
Natsumi!
[07:31] ---
Fly like I tell you!
[07:33] ---
What?
[07:34] ---
I'll figure out your course.
You just concentrate on moving ahead!
[07:38] ---
D-Don't be a fool!
[07:40] ---
You can't be my backup...
[07:41] ---
Fly to the left!
[07:43] ---
Fly to the right!
[07:44] ---
Next, up! Down a little! Left!
[07:47] ---
I hate to admit it, but she's
guessing their movements perfectly.
[07:50] ---
The weapon room is on the right side
at the end of the corridor!
[08:02] ---
What?!
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
[08:10] ---
Hmph! It's been doing a lot of replicating...
[08:13] ---
But I'll blow them all away...
[08:16] ---
Drat! Must've gotten hit by a laser!
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
[08:20] ---
I've got one good shot left.
[08:23] ---
But...
[08:24] ---
...which one should I target?
[08:25] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[08:27] ---
I've got an idea, sir!
[08:29] ---
Keroro!
[08:31] ---
Crack a joke,
[08:32] ---
and the one who laughs must be the original!
[08:36] ---
What the heck?!
[08:37] ---
Hey, stupid frog! What are you telling him?!
[08:40] ---
No, that may actually work.
[08:43] ---
The responses of the original
and the copies might differ.
[08:48] ---
But, Corporal Giroro,
[08:51] ---
there's no time, so you have to
get this done with just one gag!
[08:55] ---
Or, like, very funny?
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
[09:00] ---
You don't have time to mull it over!
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
[09:38] ---
This is a man's...
[09:42] ---
...t-backup!
SIGN T-backup!!
[09:48] ---
I can't believe he did that...
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
[09:57] ---
They think it's funny?!
[09:58] ---
They are all laughing hysterically!
[10:01] ---
But now we can't tell
which one the original is.
[10:04] ---
We can.
[10:06] ---
Only one among them isn't laughing.
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
[10:17] ---
There!
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
SIGN Final Weapon Ultimate Weapon
[10:27] ---
Virus destroyed. Virus destroyed.
SIGN System Normal
[10:31] ---
Virus destroyed.
[10:33] ---
Corporal Giroro!
[10:35] ---
You saved us.
[10:37] ---
I knew you could do it!
[10:39] ---
So cool!
[10:40] ---
Hmph! I just did my duty.
[10:43] ---
But getting backup from Natsumi,
my supposed enemy...
[10:48] ---
What are you talking about?
You were cool. Except...
[10:52] ---
Okay, just like that...
SIGN T-backup!!
[10:58] ---
Wha...?! W-W-W-W...
[11:02] ---
I can't get it off!
What's wrong with this thing?!
[11:05] ---
Be diligent about making backups
just in case anything should happen.
[11:06] ---
Don't look at me! Cut it out!
[11:18] ---
Huh? Only one bar...
[11:21] ---
Me, too.
[11:24] ---
Natsumi, shaking your phone
won't improve reception.
[11:27] ---
I know. I just couldn't help myself.
[11:30] ---
But why is that?
SIGN Out of Service Area
[11:32] ---
I get nervous when there isn't any reception.
[11:35] ---
A cell phone occult site?
[11:37] ---
Yeah. People upload a lot
of detailed info there.
[11:43] ---
More spam...
[11:44] ---
I've been getting way too much
of it myself recently.
[11:48] ---
It's convenient except for that.
[11:51] ---
Certainly, cell phones are
convenient, aren't they?
[11:54] ---
Gero gero. The foolish
Pekoponians can't give up
[11:58] ---
their cell phones, even when
the device dissatisfies them.
[12:03] ---
In that case...
[12:07] ---
Keroro: Bargain Cell Phone Mission, Sir!
SIGN Congratulations
[12:13] ---
Everyone! Look at this!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Cell Phone Company Service
[12:16] ---
I am proud to say that we are establishing
a cell phone company today.
[12:21] ---
Or, like, startup venture?
[12:23] ---
A cell phone company?
SIGN Potato
100 Times!
[12:25] ---
What does that have to do with the invasion?
[12:28] ---
This is the almighty cell phone
that's been developed
[12:32] ---
using Keron Army technology.
[12:34] ---
I call it "KMS06-R, the Advanced
Maneuver Prototype Spring Model."
SIGN KMS06-R, the Advanced Maneuver Prototype Spring Model
[12:39] ---
K-Phone for short!
[12:41] ---
Almighty cell phone, you say?
[12:43] ---
Yeah. It's packed with features.
SIGN Ku Ku Ku Ku
[12:48] ---
It's got one of those popular touch-screens,
[12:50] ---
can play music, and of course
it has an internet connection.
SIGN Yafoo! Service
Shopping
Auctions
Travel
News
Weather
Sports
[12:54] ---
The K-Phone can do all that,
and a whole lot more.
[12:59] ---
It sounds convenient!
[13:01] ---
If you can talk on a cell phone,
that is all you need!
[13:05] ---
Agreed.
[13:06] ---
You guys don't understand.
[13:09] ---
In short, we'll make the
K-Phone a household item,
SIGN Phone Calls
SIGN Camera
SIGN Games
SIGN E-mail
SIGN Sound
SIGN K-Phone Life
[13:11] ---
and when it becomes a fully-integrated
part of the Pekoponians' lives,
SIGN Service Cut!!
[13:16] ---
we'll cut the service!
[13:18] ---
Giroro-kun! Tell me what you
think would happen then!
[13:22] ---
I see...
SIGN Phone Calls
SIGN Camera
SIGN Games
SIGN E-mail
SIGN Sound
SIGN K-Phone Addiction
[13:24] ---
When their precious cell phones
suddenly stop working,
[13:27] ---
we'll easily bring the flustered
Pekoponians under our control!
SIGN Take Over
[13:31] ---
Correct.
[13:33] ---
That plan may actually work!
[13:36] ---
If it means helping people open their eyes
[13:38] ---
to their dependence on cell phones,
you can count on my cooperation.
[13:44] ---
We'll start by having humans in the vicinity
[13:46] ---
test the K-Phone's capabilities.
[13:52] ---
Where's my phone?!
[13:54] ---
It isn't in my bag...
[13:56] ---
Fuyuki, have you seen my phone?
[13:59] ---
Actually, I can't find mine, either.
[14:03] ---
Really?
[14:04] ---
Huh?
[14:05] ---
What's this?
SIGN Lady Natsumi Master Fuyuki Would you start your K-Phone life?
[14:08] ---
To thank you for all the support
we have received from you,
[14:10] ---
we are giving each of you an
almighty K-Phone that we developed.
[14:15] ---
Huh. Sarge's platoon created a cell phone...
[14:19] ---
What is this?
[14:20] ---
The stupid frog is up to another one
of his lamebrain schemes!
[14:23] ---
But since we can't find our phones,
let's give them a try.
[14:28] ---
Gero gerori!
[14:30] ---
Looks like our phones have reached them.
[14:32] ---
And now we'll start monitoring them.
[14:35] ---
Hello, Lady Mois?
[14:37] ---
I'm here, Uncle! We're ready to go!
[14:39] ---
Or, like, spying journal?
[14:44] ---
Out of the service area again...
[14:46] ---
Almighty cell phone, my foot!
[14:48] ---
It's no different from
any other phone I've had!
[14:50] ---
Huh? You changed your phone, Natsumi?
[14:54] ---
Kind of...
[14:58] ---
Wow! You're getting more bars!
[15:01] ---
Maybe because I shook it!
[15:04] ---
They increased!
[15:05] ---
The reception improves when you shake it!
[15:08] ---
That's convenient!
[15:09] ---
Well, convenient in a simple way, I guess...
[15:13] ---
So you got one too, Nishizawa-san!
[15:16] ---
Yes. Tama-chan made me take it.
[15:21] ---
More spam...
[15:23] ---
Even with a new phone,
that doesn't change, huh?
[15:26] ---
Huh?
SIGN Your 00
Completely Free Now
Access right away!
Spam, threats, everything okay!
Reply
Counterattack
Menu
Page
[15:27] ---
I wonder what "counterattack" is.
[15:31] ---
I'm sorry!
SIGN Spammer!!
[15:33] ---
The spammer in question.
[15:35] ---
Wow! It finds the culprit right away
and strikes back at them!
[15:39] ---
That should take care of all the spammers.
[15:43] ---
Gero gerori!
[15:46] ---
It looks like no one can hide their shock
at the K-Phone's features!
[15:50] ---
Gero!
[15:52] ---
Lavie! Look at this!
[15:55] ---
What is it, brother?
[15:57] ---
Keroro gave it to me! Apparently,
[16:00] ---
you can do anything with it!
[16:02] ---
It can do anything?
[16:03] ---
Then maybe it can become the gas to
replace ours, which has been turned off.
[16:07] ---
Gas, huh? Leave it to me!
SIGN Hobby
Life
Games
Settings
Net
SIGN Gas Stove
Water
Bath
Sauna
Sunbathing
Bathing in the Sea
[16:11] ---
Now, Lavie!
[16:13] ---
Right, brother!
[16:20] ---
Amazing!
[16:23] ---
But, brother...
[16:25] ---
...even if we have boiling water,
we don't have cup noodles to use it on.
[16:28] ---
What?! At a time like this...
SIGN Trip
Gourmet
Area
SIGN Instant Udon
Instant Soba
Instant Ramen
Instant Yakisoba
Instant Spaghetti
[16:38] ---
Three minutes! We wait three minutes, Lavie!
[16:41] ---
Right, brother!
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN Two Minutes Later
SIGN Three Minutes Later
SIGN K-Phone
Ramen
[16:48] ---
K-Phone ramen!
[16:50] ---
Bro, you can have this part with the button.
[16:54] ---
And I'll give you this part
with the button, Lavie!
[17:01] ---
What's with these siblings? They ate it!
[17:04] ---
It's edible if that's the way you want it.
[17:08] ---
Whoa, baby!
[17:09] ---
What is it, Keroro?!
SIGN Captain Geroro Dangal Gerock
SIGN Planning and Production: SUNIRASE
[17:13] ---
What is this?!
[17:15] ---
You can watch all the episodes
of Captain Geroro!
[17:17] ---
What's the point of you
getting hooked on the phone?!
[17:19] ---
Geroro!
SIGN Captain Geroro Episode 315 "Salute Cell Phone Captain Geroro!" Manuscript
[17:22] ---
This phone creates original
adventures of Captain Geroro!
SIGN Enemy Character Captain Geroro
[17:28] ---
How can it do that?!
[17:29] ---
I bet it can come up with
an invasion plan, too!
[17:33] ---
Invasion...
[17:35] ---
Um, does this phone have
an "invasion" function?
[17:38] ---
Yes. It can do that. What about it?
[17:41] ---
Gero! Seriously?!
SIGN Book Wish Space TV
SIGN Invasion Guide Recommended Invasion Pegassa Right now, totally free Dark Zone Discount Linga Gini (Two Planets)
[17:44] ---
There!
[17:45] ---
Why didn't you say so before, moron?!
[17:48] ---
Pardon?
[17:49] ---
Wait! We cannot just invade
at the touch of a button...
SIGN Trauma Isolation The Usual
SIGN Exit Dororo Remove Dororo Ignore Dororo
[18:00] ---
And so, change of plans!
SIGN Change of Plans!!
[18:03] ---
Now, let us begin the invasion!
[18:06] ---
Which course shall we do?
[18:08] ---
There are courses?
[18:09] ---
There are various courses.
SIGN White Course K-Phone <—> Fellow K-Phone Free Invasion
[18:11] ---
For example, there's the bargain White Course,
which has a monthly invasion fee.
[18:16] ---
The invasion is free between fellow K-Phones!
SIGN K-Phone <—> Fellow K-Phone —> Other Company's Phone 40% Increase (80% increase at nights and on weekends)
[18:19] ---
However, if it's with a phone
from another company,
[18:21] ---
the invasion fee increases 40%.
[18:24] ---
At night and on weekends,
that increases to 80%.
SIGN Packet Data Fee Net Invasion Plan Mail Invasion Plan To the Top Page
[18:27] ---
Packet fees are also separate.
[18:28] ---
It is more difficult than I thought.
[18:31] ---
Isn't there a simpler one?
[18:33] ---
You can invade cell phones of other
companies all you want with the Gold Course.
[18:37] ---
However, that requires a 100-year contract.
[18:40] ---
Gero! 100 years?!
[18:43] ---
Still, looking at it from the long view,
that may be the better bargain...
[18:48] ---
Or, like, long-term discount?
[18:50] ---
Whatever! Just agree to a contract!
SIGN Begin K-Mode Access
[18:54] ---
First, access K-Mode,
SIGN Ringtone
Priority Delivery
My Menu
Search
K-Guide
Special Menu
K-Oak
K-Area
Sign Up
[18:56] ---
and choose Sign Up from
the menu, then Procedures.
SIGN Fees and Application Settings
Procedures
Settings
SIGN Terms of Service K-Site is brought to you by K-Mode Group. It is necessary for all users to agree to and abide by all K-Mode contents site contracts, as well as the terms of service listed herein.
[19:01] ---
After that, choose "Agree to the Contract"
under "Terms of Service".
[19:06] ---
Agree to the contract...
SIGN user license is provided to the consumer who purchased this phone. If the user agrees to the contract and all stipulations,
[19:08] ---
Contract, contract...
SIGN One Hour Later
[19:11] ---
One hour later...
SIGN Terms of Service The following is based on the assumption that the user has agreed to the contract. User License 1. The user who agrees to the contract has the exclusive licensed right to use the K-Phone
[19:13] ---
Agree, agree...
[19:15] ---
H-Hey...
[19:16] ---
When are we gonna get
to the invasion screen?!
[19:21] ---
Don't push randomly!
[19:23] ---
I pushed invasion...
[19:25] ---
It went back to the first screen!
SIGN Five Hours Later
[19:27] ---
Five hours later...
[19:29] ---
F-Finally...
SIGN Invade Agree Don't Agree
[19:31] ---
Here it is.
[19:32] ---
Now we'll be able to invade, right?
[19:35] ---
Gero gero gero!
SIGN Invade Agree Don't Agree
[19:37] ---
With this, Pekopon will be ours at last!
[19:42] ---
Huh? I wonder what this is.
[19:44] ---
Invasion?
[19:46] ---
What is this?!
[19:47] ---
Probably spam.
[19:49] ---
No, it's that stupid frog again!
[19:53] ---
We've invaded 80% of all phones on Pekopon!
[19:57] ---
Yay! Yay!
[19:59] ---
Stupid frog! What did you do?!
[20:02] ---
Gero gero! Are you surprised?
[20:05] ---
The almighty cell phone that we developed
[20:09] ---
can even invade!
[20:12] ---
Giroro! Is this for real?!
[20:14] ---
Um...
[20:16] ---
You're too late, ma'am!
[20:18] ---
In a matter of moments, the invasion
will be complete, thanks to this K-Phone!
[20:25] ---
If you can invade with a phone, then maybe...
[20:28] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[20:30] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[20:32] ---
Seriously?
[20:33] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[20:36] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[20:39] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[20:43] ---
Huh?
SIGN Incoming Call
[20:46] ---
Gero?
SIGN The invasion has been blocked. Please try again later.
[20:48] ---
The invasion has been blocked.
Please try again later.
[20:52] ---
What does this mean?!
[20:54] ---
This phone is incredible!
[20:56] ---
Gero!
[20:57] ---
It really can do anything!
SIGN Defense Agree Don't agree
[20:59] ---
Invasion Defense!
[21:01] ---
Gero!
[21:05] ---
All right, here I go.
SIGN Punishment Repent Spanking No Allowance
[21:10] ---
Tama!
[21:10] ---
Huh?
SIGN Punishment Exit Giroro Remove Giroro
[21:19] ---
No!
SIGN Stop It Erase The End
[21:24] ---
Thus, the invasion failed.
The only thing to show for it was a bill
[21:27] ---
for the massive amount of data
used by the Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN Self-destruction
[21:32] ---
Or, like, excess charges?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
Natsumi here!
[23:08] ---
Koyuki here!
[23:09] ---
I saw a blue-masked ninja on TV the other day
[23:12] ---
who said, "Feelin' spiffy!"
[23:14] ---
Do you think that ninja was imitating me?
[23:18] ---
No, I'm pretty sure that's not the case.
[23:20] ---
For one thing, it's a really old show...
[23:23] ---
That aside...
[23:24] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Yay!
[23:26] ---
Koyuki: I Quit Being a Ninja, Sir!
[23:29] ---
A full-length tale! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E209 - Koyuki: I Quit Being a Ninja, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:32] ---
This is definitely spring weather.
[01:34] ---
It happened on a clear day.
[01:37] ---
Here I go!
[01:42] ---
Leave it to me!
[01:53] ---
I did it!
[01:59] ---
I shouldn't have done it...
[02:01] ---
It's okay, Koyuki-chan.
[02:03] ---
Don't worry about it!
[02:07] ---
I'm sorry!
[02:08] ---
There!
[02:11] ---
Oh! That's yours!
[02:22] ---
There!
[02:30] ---
Rain clouds?
[02:37] ---
Long time no see, Koyuki.
[02:40] ---
Shigure!
[02:45] ---
Koyuki: I Quit Being a Ninja, Sir!
[02:50] ---
Shigure! How many years has it been?
[02:53] ---
You haven't changed at all!
[02:55] ---
You, either.
[03:01] ---
Koyuki!
[03:04] ---
Shigure!
[03:09] ---
I've wanted to see you all this time.
[03:11] ---
M-Me?
[03:14] ---
Actually, I've gathered comrades from the
ninja village and formed a new organization.
[03:19] ---
SIP...
[03:21] ---
It stands for Secret Intelligence Party.
[03:25] ---
It's a system for ninjas
to survive in today's age.
[03:30] ---
I'd like your help, too.
[03:33] ---
I want to create a world where
[03:36] ---
ninjas can live as ninjas.
[03:39] ---
Live as ninjas...
[03:41] ---
If you join my group, you'll be able to give
full play to your abilities, no holding back.
[03:46] ---
No holding back?
[03:53] ---
You don't have to give me an answer
right away. Just think about it.
[04:14] ---
Is that right?
[04:16] ---
Yeah. He's a childhood friend who left
the ninja village before I met you.
[04:21] ---
And what do you intend to do
regarding his invitation?
[04:28] ---
I haven't given it much thought yet, but...
[05:04] ---
Leave her! Anyone who can't
keep up gets left behind!
[05:24] ---
Shigure...
[05:30] ---
Are you sure about this? Helping another
ninja during training will get you in trouble.
[05:34] ---
Don't worry.
[05:37] ---
Those clouds have it good.
[05:40] ---
Riding the wind,
floating wherever they want...
[05:43] ---
I want to become a cloud.
[05:45] ---
But if you were a cloud,
the wind would blow you away from here.
[05:49] ---
I'd be fine with that, too.
[06:02] ---
I apologize for my tardiness.
[06:04] ---
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[06:07] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Yay!
[06:08] ---
Why are you dressed like that?
[06:10] ---
Listen to this!
SIGN Coming to Japan This Spring! Red White Style "Huh? The Red and White Song Contest is still a long ways off?!" This can be heard throughout the city.
[06:12] ---
I found out that red-and-white style
is all the rage this spring,
[06:17] ---
so we were thinking of an invasion plan
that would capitalize on it.
[06:21] ---
I-It's a little embarrassing,
[06:23] ---
but if we can successfully invade
Pekopon like this, then I'll endure it!
[06:28] ---
But is this really popular?
[06:31] ---
Or, like, olden fashions?
[06:33] ---
It's true!
SIGN Coming to Japan This Spring! Red White Style "Huh? The Red and White Song Contest is still a long ways off?!" This can be heard throughout the city.
[06:34] ---
It's popular all over Pekopon, and is just
about to break in this country, too!
[06:39] ---
Are you okay?
[06:42] ---
Natsumi!
[06:50] ---
Koyuki-chan, heads up!
[07:05] ---
Hey, I bought a new video game.
Do you wanna play it at my house?
[07:09] ---
If you join my group, you'll be able to give
full play to your abilities, no holding back.
[07:15] ---
Huh. What'd you get?
[07:17] ---
Fitness Exercise!
[07:19] ---
Ooh! I'm in, I'm in!
[07:20] ---
Koyuki-chan, you're up for it, right?
[07:22] ---
No... I...
[07:28] ---
S-S-Sorry!
[07:29] ---
I remembered an errand I have to run!
[07:31] ---
Koyuki-chan?
[07:36] ---
I apologize for my tardiness... huh?
[07:43] ---
What has happened to all of you?
[07:45] ---
After putting on the red and white clothes,
we suddenly didn't feel like doing anything.
[07:52] ---
I guess the lounging around
after a happy meal is popular.
[07:56] ---
Fart!
[07:58] ---
Or, like, retro retail?
[08:00] ---
Then you wanna get a bite to eat?
Who cares about the invasion?
[08:05] ---
Something suspicious is in the air...
[08:10] ---
It seems the commander and the others
[08:11] ---
have fallen prey to
someone's information manipulation.
[08:15] ---
Then...
[08:16] ---
According to my investigation,
[08:18] ---
there's a group operating on the
fringes of Pekoponian society lately.
[08:22] ---
What?
[08:23] ---
On the surface,
[08:24] ---
they appear to be business partners who
faithfully carry out requests from corporations,
[08:30] ---
but in reality, they're trying to control
[08:32] ---
society itself through
espionage and disinformation.
SIGN Kululu's Lab Special Surveillance Bug Mech
[08:39] ---
I have a report.
[08:41] ---
Operation: Candy Cane Look Penetration
[08:44] ---
has achieved about 70% of our
worldwide saturation goal.
SIGN Coming to Japan This Spring! Red White Style "Huh? The Red and White Song Contest is still a long ways off?!" This can be heard throughout the city.
[08:47] ---
And due to the effects of the herb
we've coated the materials with,
[08:52] ---
people all over are becoming
amiably lethargic.
[08:56] ---
The corporation only hired us
[08:58] ---
to popularize the candy cane look.
[09:00] ---
But while it looks like we're only
successfully implementing their idea,
[09:03] ---
our own plan is bearing fruit
by piggybacking on that.
[09:07] ---
If the entire world becomes lethargic,
they can be caught off guard.
[09:10] ---
We will be able to operate
without any interference.
[09:13] ---
The day that ninjas will return
is coming sooner than I'd dreamed.
[09:18] ---
I don't think those guys would stand idly by
while we invade Pekopon.
[09:23] ---
That is everything!
[09:25] ---
So that's what it was!
[09:27] ---
We can't let them have
free reign over Pekopon!
[09:31] ---
I will protect Pekopon!
SIGN Pekopon Defense Force
[09:33] ---
What's the point of protecting it?!
SIGN Anytime, Anywhere
[09:36] ---
Excuse me! I'll see you tomorrow!
[09:41] ---
I wonder what's up with Koyuki-chan.
[09:48] ---
Stupid frog...
[09:50] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[09:51] ---
If the enemies are ninjas, then I'm a spy!
SIGN Kero Kero Seven!
[09:55] ---
Codename: Kero Kero Seven!
[09:58] ---
Yeah!
[09:59] ---
Commander! I've detected ninjas!
[10:02] ---
All right!
[10:03] ---
I'll bust all the Pekopon ninja nuisances.
[10:08] ---
Step on it, Private Tamama!
[10:09] ---
Right!
[10:12] ---
Gero!
[10:16] ---
What the heck was that?
[10:19] ---
So where are they, Kululu?
[10:21] ---
I'm getting a ninja response
within a 500-meter radius.
[10:26] ---
Then we'll round up their
entire secret organization!
[10:28] ---
We won't let 'em interfere with our invasion!
[10:31] ---
Won't let whom interfere with what?
[10:33] ---
Our invasion, I said!
[10:35] ---
Gero...
[10:37] ---
L-Lady Natsumi!
[10:38] ---
What are you scheming this time?!
[10:40] ---
We're trying to protect Pekopon!
[10:42] ---
Ninjas located!
[10:44] ---
I have them on camera.
[10:46] ---
Oh, pardon?
[10:52] ---
Oh, it's just Koyuki-chan!
[10:55] ---
W-Who's that?!
SIGN The platoon is around here
[11:00] ---
Have you thought about it, Koyuki?
[11:03] ---
Sorry. I'm still unsure.
[11:06] ---
Part of me wants to
keep things the way they are.
[11:11] ---
But...
[11:12] ---
...ending your current lifestyle and
[11:15] ---
joining us would benefit you.
[11:18] ---
That's my opinion.
[11:20] ---
That is Shigure-dono.
[11:23] ---
End her current lifestyle...
[11:25] ---
Tell me. You left the ninja village,
[11:28] ---
so why are you doing ninja work again?
[11:32] ---
I once tried to offer advice to our elder.
[11:36] ---
I suggested we try
to give up ninja traditions
[11:38] ---
and live as modern-day ninjas.
[11:41] ---
But the elder declared I had
defied him, and exiled me.
[11:45] ---
I want to be able to live as a modern ninja,
[11:48] ---
without having to inhibit
my natural ninja abilities.
[11:59] ---
Koyuki, come with us.
[12:02] ---
I need you!
[12:04] ---
Together, we'll bring back
the glory of ninjas!
[12:08] ---
Shigure...
[12:18] ---
This is Shigure-dono,
Koyuki-dono's childhood friend.
[12:23] ---
He has invited Koyuki-dono to
join his ninja organization.
[12:27] ---
Ninja organization...
[12:30] ---
Ending your current lifestyle...
[12:32] ---
No! We have to stop her!
[12:34] ---
We cannot.
[12:35] ---
Koyuki-dono will walk down the path
that she believes in.
[12:39] ---
Our duty is to watch over her.
[12:42] ---
I... I know, but...
[12:45] ---
But if they throw their weight around,
[12:47] ---
it'll interfere with our invasion plan.
[12:51] ---
We won't let 'em! We won't let 'em do it!
[12:54] ---
We'll nip them in the bud before
they become more powerful!
[12:58] ---
Yeah!
[12:59] ---
Okay!
[13:00] ---
Keroro Platoon, move out!
[13:04] ---
Shigure...
[13:05] ---
I'm touched that you need me...
[13:09] ---
...but...
[13:13] ---
Who's there?!
[13:15] ---
I can't see the enemy?!
[13:19] ---
Apologies to Lady Koyuki, but I will
hit the nail that sticks out!
SIGN Anti-barrier
SIGN Anti-barrier
SIGN Anti-barrier
[13:23] ---
Stupid frog, don't!
[13:25] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[13:26] ---
Dororo! Natsumi-san!
[13:28] ---
Fire!
[13:32] ---
Darn it!
[13:33] ---
Yahoo, sir!
[13:39] ---
Gero!
[13:40] ---
Tama!
[13:42] ---
Pardon?
[13:47] ---
Shigure!
[13:48] ---
I can't see them.
[13:50] ---
But I sense that there are several.
[13:55] ---
Again?!
[13:59] ---
Tch!
[14:05] ---
A true ninja!
[14:07] ---
Gotcha!
[14:09] ---
There! Explosive Art!
[14:16] ---
What?!
[14:23] ---
Koyuki!
[14:24] ---
Right!
[14:25] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[14:38] ---
Gero gero!
[14:48] ---
Shigure!
[14:52] ---
Put your mind at ease.
[14:53] ---
Your child is unharmed.
[14:55] ---
Thank goodness!
[14:56] ---
Thank y...
[15:02] ---
Thank you!
[15:10] ---
Huh? Shigure?
[15:13] ---
Koyuki...
[15:14] ---
In the end, we ninjas
can't live in this world.
[15:20] ---
Think about it carefully.
I'll be waiting for you.
[15:24] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[15:27] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[15:30] ---
Maybe...
[15:32] ---
Maybe I should go with Shigure...
[16:20] ---
All right, I'm going to begin the briefing.
[16:23] ---
We have several new requests,
[16:25] ---
but there's something we have to do first.
[16:28] ---
I've already explained how Koyuki
and I were attacked the other day,
[16:32] ---
but I tracked down the culprits.
[16:34] ---
They also live in secret.
[16:37] ---
Aliens.
[16:40] ---
Koyuki will lead the way.
[16:42] ---
But...
[16:43] ---
Sometimes a ninja needs to be ruthless.
[16:46] ---
Even if the enemy is a former friend...
[16:52] ---
Clear?
[16:57] ---
I'm back.
[17:04] ---
Dororo, why don't you come in?
[17:07] ---
Do your best and let
the heavens do the rest.
[17:13] ---
W-What?!
[17:14] ---
Emergency at the base!
[17:16] ---
Sorry!
[17:18] ---
The ninja from the other day!
[17:20] ---
Ninja...
[17:22] ---
Stay away from the base!
This time, it'll be dangerous!
[17:25] ---
I'm going with you!
[17:26] ---
W-What?!
[17:27] ---
After all... After all...
[17:31] ---
...Koyuki-chan may be there!
[17:45] ---
They broke through the
second line of defense!
[17:48] ---
Or, like, desperate status?
[17:51] ---
I can't believe they launched
a surprise attack
[17:54] ---
on the one area
we don't have the anti-barrier!
[17:56] ---
Anyway, we have to do something!
[17:58] ---
Mochicourse!
[18:01] ---
There are several of them!
Don't let any escape!
[18:05] ---
Shigure... I can't do this, after all.
[18:09] ---
Ninjas don't need compassion.
[18:12] ---
No matter who the enemy is,
we have to fight them.
[18:17] ---
Even if it were you and me?
[18:20] ---
If that were what fate dictated, so be it.
[18:22] ---
Shigure, remember what you said
a long time ago?
[18:25] ---
About wanting to become free,
like a cloud? Is that what you are now?
[18:29] ---
Clouds change. So do people.
[18:32] ---
The sky looks different to me
than it did back then.
[18:37] ---
So what's the status?!
[18:39] ---
Not good... Something's coming!
[18:43] ---
Gero!
[18:45] ---
Gero...
[18:53] ---
Hold on!
[18:55] ---
This battle is meaningless for both sides!
[19:01] ---
A ninja does not speak on the battlefield!
[19:05] ---
If you insist on a conversation,
[19:06] ---
I will speak with this blade!
[19:12] ---
Understood!
If you are intent on a showdown,
[19:15] ---
as Koyuki-dono's compatriot,
I shall not hold back!
[19:18] ---
That is the courtesy of a ninja!
[19:23] ---
I'll handle this one!
[19:25] ---
You take care of the rest!
[19:27] ---
Right!
[19:29] ---
Gero!
[19:30] ---
Uncle!
[19:32] ---
Koyuki!
[19:34] ---
What are you doing?! Draw your sword!
[19:37] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[19:41] ---
Natsumi-san!
[19:43] ---
Come back, Koyuki-chan!
[19:44] ---
Please, come back to us!
[19:49] ---
Natsumi-san...
[19:50] ---
Here they come!
[19:54] ---
P-Please wait!
[19:56] ---
Giroro-dono! Natsumi-dono!
[20:00] ---
Oh, no!
[20:02] ---
What?!
[20:03] ---
Koyuki-dono!
[20:05] ---
Why, Koyuki?!
[20:07] ---
If this is what it means to be a ninja...
[20:10] ---
If not fighting disqualifies me
from being a ninja...
[20:15] ---
...then I don't want to be a ninja!
[20:35] ---
We withdraw.
[20:41] ---
Koyuki...
[20:45] ---
The clouds have it good.
[20:49] ---
Yeah!
[20:54] ---
W-What do clouds have to do with anything?
[20:57] ---
Pardon?
[20:59] ---
Koyuki-chan...
[21:02] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[21:14] ---
Koyuki-chan.
[21:15] ---
Natsumi-san!
[21:17] ---
I'm on my way to play a video game
at Yayoi's house. Wanna come?
[21:20] ---
Sure!
[21:22] ---
Then let's go!
[21:24] ---
Wait...
[21:26] ---
Shigure was like a passing rainstorm,
but in Koyuki-chan's heart,
[21:30] ---
it has already cleared up.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
Corporal Giroro here.
[23:09] ---
I'm itchy. My heart is itchy.
[23:11] ---
But I won't scratch my heart, Natsumi.
[23:14] ---
Still, it really is itchy.
[23:16] ---
Also, my inner right wrist is itchy, too.
[23:20] ---
That aside, does it itch anywhere?
SIGN Confusion
[23:24] ---
Natsumi: After School Confusion, Sir!
SIGN 5 years old
[23:27] ---
Aki: Children's Day, Sir!
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E210 - Natsumi: After School Confusion, Sir! / Aki: Children's Day, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
Do you all know the word "confusion"?
SIGN Confusion
[01:35] ---
It refers to when you end up
not knowing what to do.
[01:42] ---
Time to eat!
[01:48] ---
Wh-What is this...?
SIGN Confusion
SIGN Confusion
[01:56] ---
What now?
[01:58] ---
Yahoo!
[02:00] ---
There's a good one!
[02:01] ---
Yeah.
[02:03] ---
Only the best for us.
[02:09] ---
Natsumi: After School Confusion, Sir!
[02:16] ---
I'm hungry...
[02:22] ---
Fog?
[02:37] ---
Wh-What is this?
[02:41] ---
Giroro!
[02:43] ---
What are you doing in a place like this?
[02:45] ---
Are you sleeping?
[02:52] ---
Would you like...
[02:53] ---
...some fries with that?
[02:55] ---
Huh?
[02:56] ---
Would you like some fries with your fries?
[03:00] ---
Would you like some fries with that?
[03:00] ---
Some fries with that?
[03:03] ---
Would you like some fries with that?
[03:05] ---
Would you like some, with that?
[03:10] ---
Would you, would you, with that, with that?
[03:13] ---
Oh, come on! What's going on here?!
[03:29] ---
That's good!
[03:32] ---
Tastes good, real good.
[03:43] ---
Where am I?
SIGN Incoming Call
[03:59] ---
I don't know whose phones these are,
[04:02] ---
but there's someone calling you!
[04:14] ---
Hello?
[04:15] ---
At the beep, the time will be
845074:00:39827 a.m.
[04:29] ---
Hurry up and do the beep...
[04:38] ---
Oh, man, I'm full!
[04:39] ---
Should we take this opportunity
to grab a souvenir?
[04:43] ---
Nice idea.
[04:47] ---
She's late!
[04:49] ---
Lady Natsumi is on dinner duty today.
[04:51] ---
Where's she goofing off, sir?
[04:55] ---
Yeah, I'm hungry...
[04:58] ---
If we're worried about Natsumi,
the only thing to do is go and look for her.
[05:02] ---
Nah, I don't think it's gotten to that—
[05:05] ---
The only thing to do is go and look for her!
[05:07] ---
B-But then, on the other hand,
you make a good point, sir!
[05:15] ---
And... a beach for some reason.
SIGN Akiyamabenten-mae
[05:20] ---
Why...
[05:22] ---
...is there a bus...
SIGN Akiyamabenten-mae
[05:23] ---
...flying?
[05:29] ---
Wh-What?!
SIGN Stopping at next stop
[05:46] ---
Stopping at next stop.
[05:51] ---
Ma'am.
[05:55] ---
Giroro again?
[05:58] ---
Do you have anywhere... itchy?
[06:01] ---
Huh? Not... really...
[06:04] ---
I envy you...
[06:06] ---
I am itchy...
[06:08] ---
My heart... itches!
[06:11] ---
But, Natsumi, you cannot
scratch your heart.
[06:14] ---
But my heart really itches.
[06:17] ---
But you can't... you can't
scratch your heart...
[06:20] ---
Ah... also... the base of the fourth
toe on my left foot... is also...
[06:29] ---
I do detect Lady Natsumi
in this area, sir, but...
[06:32] ---
Sarge! Look at that!
[06:36] ---
Looks like Lady Natsumi is
being held inside there, sir!
[06:40] ---
Sis!
[06:42] ---
Natsumi!
[06:44] ---
What's that?
[06:47] ---
That's a Labyrinnian spaceship.
[06:49] ---
Labyrinnian?
[06:51] ---
They're a slightly odd bunch that
convert confusion into energy.
[06:55] ---
Confusion? You mean,
not knowing what to do?
[06:59] ---
Pretty much.
[07:01] ---
At this rate, Hinata Natsumi will be sucked
of all her confusion energy, and...
SIGN Confusion
[07:08] ---
N-Natsumi!
[07:13] ---
There's no substance!
[07:15] ---
It looks like it'd be a wise move
to retreat for the time being, sir!
[07:19] ---
But Sis is...
[07:21] ---
Yes, but if it gets us, as well...
[07:23] ---
Wait, what's this fog-like stuff?
[07:26] ---
Gero!
SIGN Press me
[07:40] ---
Press me.
[07:44] ---
I'm sorry, that is incorrect!
[07:46] ---
Hinata Natsumi-san, you get a fallfeit!
[07:49] ---
What's incorrect?! And what's a fallfeit?!
[07:56] ---
Sis?
[07:57] ---
Natsumi!
[08:01] ---
Huh?
[08:03] ---
Fuyuki... and the stupid frog...
[08:06] ---
I knew it! This is your doing, isn't it?!
[08:09] ---
Sis! It's not Sarge!
[08:11] ---
Aliens called Labyrinnians
are responsible for this.
[08:14] ---
Huh? Really?
[08:16] ---
But Giroro turned up multiple times...
[08:18] ---
I... I did?
[08:25] ---
Eat my face.
[08:27] ---
Hey, me! Stop saying weird crap!
[08:29] ---
"Eat my face"?
[08:31] ---
I mean, what are you even
supposed to say to that?
[08:33] ---
Don't think about it, Sarge!
That's what they want from you!
[08:37] ---
What they want?
[08:38] ---
The Labyrinnians are confusing us,
[08:41] ---
and sucking that out as energy.
[08:43] ---
So that's what was going on...
[08:46] ---
This is bad!
[08:47] ---
They're planning to suck out
all our confusion energy!
[08:51] ---
Hey, Keroro! Do something!
[08:54] ---
Oh, sure, easy to say "do something"...
[08:56] ---
Kululu, do you have any good plans?
[08:58] ---
The Labyrinnians are apparently weak
to strong fury energy.
[09:04] ---
Strong fury energy?
[09:07] ---
Gero...
[09:10] ---
About time for last orders?
[09:12] ---
'K-Kay, just one more cup.
[09:14] ---
Long live Labyrin!
[09:16] ---
Lady Natsumi, you big grump!
[09:18] ---
Sis, you meanie!
[09:19] ---
Y-Y-Y-You... oblivious...!
[09:22] ---
S-Sorry... I don't mean it...
[09:24] ---
Come on... those aren't going
to get me angry at all.
[09:27] ---
Gero...
[09:28] ---
Normally I can get Lady Natsumi
angry at the drop of a hat!
[09:33] ---
This calls for... that forbidden technique.
[09:39] ---
Y-You want me to...
[09:41] ---
I can do it if you want, sir.
[09:43] ---
W-Wait! I won't let you do that!
[09:45] ---
Giroro-kun,
[09:47] ---
that's why you have to be
the one to do it, sir!
[09:50] ---
To save Lady Natsumi!
[09:52] ---
Y-Yes...
[09:58] ---
How am I supposed to react?
[10:00] ---
Oh, dear...
[10:02] ---
Forgive me, Natsumi!
[10:07] ---
Skirt!
[10:23] ---
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
[10:31] ---
Foreign substance in the mix?!
[10:32] ---
Ergh, pukeatronic!
[10:35] ---
YOU FREAKING JERK!
[10:43] ---
Retreat, retreat!
[10:50] ---
Whaaaa...?!
[10:52] ---
We're saved...
[10:54] ---
Good job.
[10:56] ---
Natsumi...
[11:03] ---
There we go.
[11:05] ---
Well, it's gotten pretty late,
but to thank you for saving me,
[11:07] ---
I'll make you a real treat!
[11:10] ---
Thank you, ma'am!
[11:12] ---
Well, then! Now all that's over,
[11:15] ---
I guess I'll lounge around until dinner
with my Gundam model!
[11:19] ---
Gero?
[11:20] ---
Wh-What the...
[11:22] ---
Natsumi-chan's packed lunch.
SIGN Confusion
[11:25] ---
Confusion.
[11:35] ---
It's Golden Week.
[11:37] ---
Rather than packed sightseeing spots,
[11:38] ---
the greatest luxury may be spending it
slowly in the countryside in the fresh air.
[11:42] ---
And so, here we are
at Grandma Akina's house.
[11:47] ---
Ahh, this takes me back!
[11:49] ---
This was when Fuyuki was
two years old, right?
SIGN Age 2
[11:52] ---
And this is when Natsumi was five.
SIGN Age 5
[11:55] ---
She was a tiny thing!
[11:57] ---
That isn't Natsumi, it's you.
[12:01] ---
Is it?
[12:03] ---
Hey, Natsumi, Fuyuki! Do you want to
compare heights? It's been a while!
[12:07] ---
We just recently had ourselves
measured at school, so...
[12:11] ---
Yep. I'm 152.5 cm.
[12:14] ---
Oh, my...
[12:15] ---
Makes me want to go back to the
days when you were tiny again.
[12:18] ---
Oh, it certainly does.
[12:20] ---
Huh?
[12:21] ---
Hey, Mom!
[12:28] ---
Aki: Children's Day, Sir!
[12:34] ---
Well then, we will now go and
play our hearts out, ma'am!
[12:36] ---
See you later!
[12:38] ---
Take care out there.
[12:39] ---
Let's-la-go!
[12:40] ---
Go!
[12:41] ---
See you!
[12:44] ---
Well, while they're doing that, I'll go down
to the supermarket and do some shopping.
[12:48] ---
Oh, you don't need to do that! I'll go.
[12:50] ---
You haven't had a break in a while!
Take it easy here.
[12:54] ---
I need to get my exercise, in any case.
[12:58] ---
Well, all right. I'll take you up
on that and relax here.
[13:22] ---
Yes.
[13:23] ---
Mom Aki's curiosity is twice
as intense as most people's.
[13:31] ---
I wonder what this is!
[13:34] ---
Come... out... you...
[13:45] ---
A moment of luxury, quietly dropping a
line into the water, surrounded by nature.
[13:53] ---
Yes! Seven skips!
[13:55] ---
You won't beat me!
[13:57] ---
Yahoo!
[14:01] ---
Eleven!
[14:03] ---
Great going, Sis!
[14:04] ---
Yes!
[14:05] ---
I hold a record of twenty-five, you know!
[14:08] ---
I will not lose! Hi-yah!
[14:13] ---
Huh?
[14:15] ---
Useless. You're not using
your hips correctly.
[14:18] ---
The key is to move them in conjunction
with the swing of your arm.
[14:21] ---
Like... that.
[14:26] ---
What. Was. That.
[14:28] ---
Welp, Giroro is the king
of all-talk, after all, sir!
[14:33] ---
F-Fine...
[14:34] ---
Then how about this?!
[14:37] ---
So mean, Giroro-kun!
The fish are escaping!
[14:43] ---
Your thirteen was the best in the end, Sis!
[14:46] ---
Well, naturally!
[14:48] ---
Gaaah! Losing really sucks, sir!
[14:51] ---
I have a record of thirty-two
on Planet Keron!
[14:54] ---
And Giroro-senpai couldn't
manage more than two.
[15:00] ---
We're back!
[15:02] ---
I'm so hungry!
[15:07] ---
Who's that girl?
[15:09] ---
Maybe she lives nearby?
[15:14] ---
Hello. My name's Natsumi! What's yours?
[15:18] ---
Aki.
[15:20] ---
That's the same as Mom!
[15:22] ---
I'm Fuyuki.
[15:24] ---
What are you two doing at my house?
[15:27] ---
Your house?
[15:30] ---
What's this?!
[15:32] ---
He's funny!
[15:33] ---
Gero!
[15:34] ---
Why can you see me?!
[15:36] ---
She can see the stupid frog?!
[15:38] ---
Sarge, is your anti-barrier broken?
[15:41] ---
I only just checked it before coming here.
[15:44] ---
Should be working perfectly.
[15:46] ---
Then...
[15:49] ---
This is Mom?!
[15:51] ---
Twisty twisty!
[15:53] ---
Gero...
[15:54] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[15:55] ---
The "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
was lying on the ground here.
[16:00] ---
Looks like it accidentally went off
when it fell on the ground,
[16:02] ---
and scored a direct hit on Hinata Aki.
[16:07] ---
What'll we do?
[16:09] ---
Natchi, it's okay!
[16:11] ---
It is made so you turn back to normal
after a certain amount of time passes.
[16:16] ---
Oh! Right, so it was!
[16:19] ---
Mom as a kid, huh...
[16:21] ---
Well, if that's how it is...
[16:22] ---
I guess we can just enjoy it, right?
[16:29] ---
Go!
[16:31] ---
Faster!
[16:33] ---
Grrrrr!
[16:35] ---
Warghhh! It's a massive robot!
[16:37] ---
Help me!
[16:39] ---
I'm coming!
[16:41] ---
Giddy-up!
[16:42] ---
Hey! Keroro!
[16:45] ---
Grin and bear it, sir!
[16:49] ---
When it comes to soccer,
I'm always serious!
[16:52] ---
I won't go easy on you just
because you're a kid, ma'am!
[16:56] ---
Gero!
[16:56] ---
Wow!
[16:57] ---
She's like Sis!
[16:59] ---
Wait, it's Mom, so... is that obvious?
[17:02] ---
I will not let you go any further!
[17:07] ---
Tama...
[17:14] ---
All right!
[17:15] ---
Wow, nice!
[17:17] ---
Stupid frog, I thought you
were going to get serious?
[17:20] ---
W-Well... letting small children
have their fun
[17:24] ---
is said to be the maturity of adults,
ma'am! Right, Tamama?
[17:27] ---
Y-Yes, you are right, Mr. Sergeant...
[17:34] ---
She must be tired out from playing.
[17:36] ---
She sure is cute, though!
[17:38] ---
It's so strange to think
that this kid is our mom.
[17:42] ---
No kidding.
[17:44] ---
Well, I believe she should be turning
back to normal any time now, sir.
[17:48] ---
Hwaaaa?!
[17:50] ---
Th-Th-This is... Wherefore?!!
[17:53] ---
Look!
[17:54] ---
Gero!
[17:56] ---
I-It's...
[17:57] ---
Is that the infinity symbol?
[17:59] ---
Then Mom's...
[18:01] ---
Yes. If we don't do something,
she'll be like this semi-permanently.
[18:08] ---
Uh-uh-uh! No worries!
[18:10] ---
We just turn the dial this way,
[18:12] ---
and we can turn her from
a child to an adult, sir!
[18:16] ---
Then... commander... how many years
older do you plan to make her?
[18:20] ---
Huh? What do you mean, how many?
We just turn her from a child to an adult, sir.
[18:24] ---
Are you an idiot?
[18:26] ---
We have to apply the exact number of years,
[18:29] ---
or things are gonna get messy.
[18:31] ---
Wh-What?
[18:32] ---
Inaccuracy...
[18:34] ---
Piiipyororopiii!
[18:36] ---
If we do this shoddily,
[18:37] ---
we could end up with a Hinata Aki who's five
years younger or older than she should be.
[18:43] ---
Right...
[18:44] ---
But don't you think Mom would be pleased
to be five years younger, actually?
[18:49] ---
She might be!
[18:51] ---
Tittiri! And what about the five years
of memories she's gonna be missing?
[18:55] ---
And if it ends up five years later instead,
[18:57] ---
her lifespan will be that much shorter.
[19:00] ---
Her lifespan...
[19:01] ---
...will be shorter?
[19:02] ---
So if we don't determine this
kid's age with precision,
[19:06] ---
we can't turn her back to normal.
[19:08] ---
Gero...
[19:09] ---
What'll we do? If Mom
doesn't turn back to normal...
[19:13] ---
That'd be terrible!
[19:14] ---
It would, sir!
[19:16] ---
Who in the world would
give me my allowance, sir?
[19:20] ---
Look at this, everyone!
[19:24] ---
Marks on the pillar?
[19:25] ---
Correct. They are height marks.
SIGN Age 5
[19:28] ---
These are the records by which
we can tell her age precisely.
[19:32] ---
I get it!
[19:36] ---
Aki-chan, stay still for just a moment, okay?
SIGN Age 5
[19:41] ---
Smaller than five years old.
[19:44] ---
There's no mark for three or four...
[19:46] ---
No good... I thought it
was a good idea, myself.
[19:50] ---
We are back to square one.
[19:53] ---
Oh, my! All comparing heights?
[19:56] ---
Grandma!
[19:58] ---
That girl...
[20:04] ---
I thought it was somewhere around here...
[20:12] ---
She matches perfectly
when she's on tiptoe!
[20:14] ---
She really does!
[20:15] ---
It's just like this photo!
[20:17] ---
Looks unmistakable.
SIGN Aki, age 5
[20:25] ---
Here we go, then!
[20:40] ---
I must have fallen asleep at some point...
[20:46] ---
Oh no! You were all watching me sleep?!
[20:51] ---
You looked so cute sleeping.
[20:54] ---
Didn't she, Natchan?
[20:55] ---
Yep!
[20:58] ---
I think I dreamed of
when I was a little girl.
[21:03] ---
Come on, Mom, let's compare heights!
[21:07] ---
Well? See how much we've grown?
[21:09] ---
You've still got a ways to go!
[21:11] ---
Us, too.
[21:13] ---
You're all the same height, huh.
[21:17] ---
Tama...
[21:19] ---
It was a terrible accident
that happened to Mom Aki.
[21:22] ---
But the marks on the pillar from
when she was young saved her.
[21:26] ---
All's well that ends well.
SIGN Aki, age 5
[21:28] ---
But the happiest person here...
was actually Grandma Akina.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN Pitch-Black
[23:09] ---
Ta-da! Musha Kero is finally
making his TV appearance, sir!
[23:12] ---
Wait, why a Japanese warrior?
Am I going to be a knight next?
[23:15] ---
In fact... isn't the program
title going to change?
[23:19] ---
Never mind that! Prithee, prepare
yourselves for our grand escapades, sir!
[23:25] ---
"Musha Kero, Volume I: The Brave
Fighter of Legend, Great Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E211 - Musha Kero, Volume I: The Brave Fighter of Legend, Great Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
Under a balmy May sky...
[01:34] ---
Today as ever, one invading alien is pouring
his all into making Gundam models,
SIGN ORA-ZAKU!
[01:39] ---
great sir.
[01:40] ---
Gero? Great sir?
[01:43] ---
What is that, sir?
[01:45] ---
You sound like someone
from the Warring States period!
[01:49] ---
Gero!
SIGN Sengoku (Warring States)
[01:50] ---
Warring States...
[01:57] ---
Paper-thin...
[02:05] ---
Gero! What is it now?
[02:08] ---
This is... a notification from HQ...
Lessee here...
[02:13] ---
Keroro Platoon:
SIGN Ran (Disorder)
[02:14] ---
recover the ancient Keron Army weapon
that rests on the Sengoku Ran Star.
[02:20] ---
What?! We're going there again?!
[02:23] ---
This is the story of a new mission
given to the Keroro Platoon
[02:27] ---
on the Sengoku Ran Star...
Musha Keroro!
SIGN Musha Kero
[02:32] ---
Musha Kero, Volume I: The Brave
Fighter of Legend, Great Sir!
SIGN Volume I The Brave Fighter of Legend great sir
[02:39] ---
And so,
[02:41] ---
let's recover that legendary ancient
weapon pronto and get back home, sir.
SIGN Around Here
[02:46] ---
It says it's "around here"...
ugh, this map makes no sense.
[02:49] ---
Why do we have to do
this kind of thing, again?
[02:53] ---
Meh. Think of it like a
punishment chore, sir.
[02:57] ---
In our recent movie,
[02:59] ---
we had a mission to take down the Vipers
controlling the Sengoku Ran Star,
[03:03] ---
but we only defeated the youngest one.
[03:05] ---
But I pretended we'd taken
out all seven of them,
[03:08] ---
and made a false report to HQ...
Looks like they found out.
SIGN Annnnnnnnd SEND!!
[03:12] ---
You dumbo. You made a false report?
[03:16] ---
When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
[03:18] ---
Wanna give it a go, then?
SIGN Pleasure & Pain
[03:23] ---
"There is no pleasure without pain" Gun!
SIGN Musha Keroro
[03:40] ---
Musha Keroro!
SIGN Foot-Soldier Tamama
[03:46] ---
Foot-Soldier Tamama!
SIGN Ronin Giroro
[03:54] ---
Ronin Giroro!
SIGN Chief Dororo
[04:06] ---
Chief Dororo!
SIGN Quack Kululu
[04:13] ---
Quack Kululu!
[04:15] ---
Pardon...
[04:21] ---
Together, they are...
SIGN Mu
SIGN Sha
SIGN Ke
SIGN Ro
SIGN Pla
SIGN Toon
SIGN Musha Kero Platoon
[04:27] ---
...the Musha Kero Platoon!
[04:29] ---
Great sir!
[04:30] ---
Gero.
[04:32] ---
This is heavy, you know that?
[04:34] ---
Why am I a ronin?
[04:37] ---
A foot-soldier sounds weak.
[04:39] ---
Well, it is a secret mission.
SIGN Musha Keroro
[04:42] ---
We have to dress to match that planet's
culture so we don't stand out.
SIGN Ronin Giroro
SIGN Foot-Soldier Tamama
SIGN Quack Kululu
SIGN Chief Dororo
[04:50] ---
Our mission this time is not
to defeat the Musha Vipers,
[04:54] ---
but the retrieval of the
ancient legendary weapon!
[04:57] ---
You may leave the information
gathering to me!
[05:03] ---
He is very lively like this.
SIGN Pitch-Black
[05:05] ---
He's not fading into the
background, either.
[05:07] ---
Then let's join him!
[05:10] ---
Riceballs, please!
[05:13] ---
Why in blazes are we here?!
SIGN Comiiiing ♪
[05:15] ---
Coming!
[05:18] ---
Welcome!
[05:20] ---
Gero! Lady Mois... no... wait,
[05:23] ---
I met you before... you're the one
who looks just like Mois.
[05:26] ---
Old man! We meet again!
[05:28] ---
Fnnnnuuu! How dare you call my
Mr. Sergeant an old man to his face!
[05:33] ---
I thought you were a dango seller?
[05:35] ---
The name's O-moa.
[05:37] ---
I quit selling dango.
I'm a riceball seller now.
[05:40] ---
I rolled them with lots of love!
[05:43] ---
Then let's dig in!
[05:46] ---
Ahhhhh!
[05:48] ---
Ooh! This is salted exquisitely!
[05:52] ---
I hate to admit it, but it is!
[05:56] ---
These takuan are first-class, too!
[05:59] ---
The pickled vegetables
are made by me, too.
[06:01] ---
I also have pickled cucumber
and eggplant, if you like!
[06:03] ---
Chucchuruu!
[06:05] ---
Gimme an eggplant.
[06:06] ---
Here ya go.
[06:07] ---
Ah, thanks.
[06:09] ---
Plus one eggplant.
[06:12] ---
By the way, what did you all
come here for this time?
[06:15] ---
We are in search of a legendary treasure.
SIGN Around Here
[06:19] ---
We're currently on the way to
the village on this map, ma'am.
[06:21] ---
Th-This mission is top secret,
remember?!
[06:23] ---
Now, now. There's no need
to be so strict about it.
[06:26] ---
Lady O-moa, do you know where
the village on this map is?
[06:30] ---
Ah, that village is right by here!
[06:32] ---
Really, ma'am?!
[06:34] ---
I'll take you there, if you like!
[06:36] ---
Okay. I'll be here collecting info
and eating pickled veggies, then.
SIGN Booting ...
[06:43] ---
Hey! O-moa! Shallots, please!
[06:44] ---
Sure thing!
SIGN Frog Saké
[06:49] ---
Glug glug glug glug... ah!
[06:57] ---
What?!
[06:58] ---
A legendary Keronian treasure?!
[07:02] ---
Searching for treasure
on land under my rule...
[07:06] ---
He has guts, I'll give him that!
[07:08] ---
Whatever that treasure is,
I'm going to take it!
SIGN Musha Viper Roku-no-jou
[07:11] ---
It is Musha Viper,
Roku-no-jou, great sir!
[07:15] ---
That's the village on the map, old man!
[07:26] ---
There's nary a person around, ma'am.
[07:32] ---
Gero! That's...
SIGN Main Energy
[07:52] ---
What are they all doing, ma'am?
[07:54] ---
They're manufacturing fuel.
[07:56] ---
Fuel?
[07:59] ---
That giant tank is a manure vat.
[08:02] ---
Gero.
[08:04] ---
When did you install that
communication function...
SIGN Manure Vat
SIGN Manure
SIGN Nutrients
[08:06] ---
Looks like on this planet,
they produce fuel from manure vats.
[08:10] ---
What's manure?
[08:16] ---
Changed my mind.
[08:18] ---
Those Musha Vipers must be making
the villagers produce fuel,
[08:22] ---
and using it all for themselves!
[08:25] ---
So then this village is a mere
gas station for the Musha Vipers.
[08:33] ---
Th-That's...
SIGN Main Energy Hi-Octane, 150 yen Regular, 100 yen Diesel, 55 yen
[08:36] ---
...th-the hero?!
[08:39] ---
The legendary...
[08:40] ---
Gero?
[08:41] ---
Legendary hero?
[08:43] ---
The brave fighter of legend is really...!
[08:46] ---
No... That legend can't be real.
[08:49] ---
Everybody! The legend was true!
[08:53] ---
The brave fighters of legend
have arrived at last!
[08:56] ---
To save us!
[08:59] ---
Master Fuyuki?
SIGN Fuyuki
[09:00] ---
Fuyuki? Nuh uh.
[09:02] ---
My name is Fuyukichi.
SIGN Fuyukichi
[09:06] ---
Brave heroes! I always
believed you would come!
[09:10] ---
I knew it! I knew it!
[09:13] ---
Legends are so wonderful!
[09:16] ---
Is he... out of his gourd?
[09:24] ---
According to the legend,
many hundreds of years ago,
[09:27] ---
five brave heroes came from the
sky to defeat the evil ones,
[09:31] ---
and brought peace to the village.
[09:32] ---
At that time, they left behind...
[09:35] ---
...the spiritual stone
you see enshrined over there.
[09:40] ---
Could that be...?
[09:42] ---
But is this picture really of us?
[09:45] ---
It is. At present you are a party of three,
[09:48] ---
but the legend says that
there are two others.
[09:50] ---
Certainly we are a party of five,
[09:53] ---
but we're not legendary heroes.
[09:55] ---
You can stop now, Giroro-kun.
[09:58] ---
There is no need to hide it any longer, sir.
[10:01] ---
Yes! We are the ones here
to save this village,
SIGN Brave Heroes of Legend!!
[10:04] ---
the brave heroes of legend, sir!
[10:06] ---
Well, will you look at that!
The legend was true!
[10:11] ---
Gero gerori.
[10:18] ---
So you were all heroes!
[10:22] ---
I want to see war...
[10:24] ---
This can all go on a tab.
[10:27] ---
I'll be here again tomorrow with a whole lot
of delicious riceballs and pickled vegetables!
[10:31] ---
Hey, Keroro. This is not the
time to be living it up.
[10:35] ---
We've got a top secret mission to find that legendary ancient weapon!
[10:40] ---
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
[10:41] ---
You don't get it, do you, sir?
[10:43] ---
Get what?
[10:44] ---
According to the communication from HQ,
[10:47] ---
the ancient legendary weapon
is hidden in the stone!
[10:51] ---
Then... it's in that stone?
[10:54] ---
Precisely!
[10:56] ---
Whuh?
[10:57] ---
That stone is precisely
what we came here for.
[11:00] ---
The mission is as good as complete, sir.
[11:12] ---
Hey. Are you really planning to walk off
with that stone without saying anything?
[11:17] ---
We're heroes, aren't we?
[11:19] ---
Don't you get it?
[11:21] ---
That's why I've brought
a replacement stone.
[11:24] ---
We'll just switch them!
They'll never notice.
[11:26] ---
That is just a stone you picked up
off the ground, right?
[11:29] ---
What will you do if they find out?
[11:32] ---
They won't.
[11:34] ---
There is that Pekoponian proverb,
[11:35] ---
"Even a Gogg's head becomes
divine through faith," sir.
[11:38] ---
There is no such proverb, mister.
[11:41] ---
Gero?!
[11:43] ---
I-It's not here! Wait a sec!
[11:45] ---
What's going on?! Who did this?!
[11:47] ---
Who took it?!
[11:50] ---
An enemy raid?!
[11:53] ---
Th-That's...
[11:55] ---
Musha Viper!
[11:57] ---
Could that be one of the seven siblings?
[12:02] ---
Rejoice, villagers!
[12:04] ---
The great Viper Roku-no-jou has come!!
[12:08] ---
Roku (six)-no-jou?!
SIGN Third Son
[12:11] ---
That would make him the... third son!
SIGN Sixth Son
[12:14] ---
Sixth! The sixth! ...Great sir.
[12:18] ---
Hand over the village's legendary
treasure to me, the great Roku-no-jou!
[12:27] ---
Without warning, Musha Viper parenthesis
"sixth son" appeared in the village!
[12:32] ---
What will you do, Musha Keroro?!
Great sir!
[12:40] ---
The village!
[12:44] ---
If you don't hurry up and
hand over the legendary treasure,
[12:47] ---
I'll burn this whole village to the ground!
[12:50] ---
Hold it right there!
[12:52] ---
Stop it!
[12:53] ---
Who are you?!
[12:55] ---
H-Hey, you two!
[12:57] ---
Don't yell out so loud,
he'll find us, s—
[12:59] ---
Gero!
[13:00] ---
You Keronians dare to oppose me?!
[13:05] ---
Gero!
[13:08] ---
Gero!
[13:18] ---
Well, bye!
[13:19] ---
Hold it!
[13:20] ---
That bundle you have on your back...
is that the legendary treasure...?
[13:25] ---
Huh? Then...
[13:27] ---
...the one who stole the real spiritual
stone wasn't Musha Viper?
[13:32] ---
Ahh, time out!
[13:34] ---
If this is what you want... please, go ahead.
[13:36] ---
Ha. Good, a Keronian who
knows what's good for him!
[13:41] ---
Not a chance! I won't hand it over!
[13:45] ---
Master Gourd!
[13:46] ---
Little brat!
[13:47] ---
This is the precious spiritual stone
which protects our village!
[13:51] ---
I'll never hand it to you!
[13:53] ---
N-No, see, the thing is, this stone is...
[13:56] ---
Hero!
[13:57] ---
You impertinent...!
[13:58] ---
No!
[14:01] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[14:05] ---
Run away while you can, sir!
[14:07] ---
O-Okay!
[14:09] ---
Ahhh! Just leave the stone!
[14:11] ---
You!
[14:13] ---
Gero?
[14:14] ---
You won't get away from me!
[14:16] ---
Gero!
[14:18] ---
Hand over the stone!
[14:20] ---
Help me!
[14:23] ---
Ow!
[14:24] ---
Fuyukichi-dono!
[14:28] ---
What a...
[14:29] ---
...wonderful...
[14:31] ---
Look out!
[14:32] ---
Stand back!
[14:34] ---
You're in the way!
[14:40] ---
Giroro! Tamama!
[14:44] ---
Musha Viper!
[14:46] ---
I won't let you lay a single finger
on Fuyukichi-dono, sir!
[14:50] ---
Brave hero!
[14:51] ---
Shut up!
[14:53] ---
Gero!
[15:03] ---
Gero gero gero!
[15:05] ---
Gero gero gero gero, do you ever stop?!
[15:07] ---
I'll finish you right now!
[15:18] ---
I'm doomed!
[15:22] ---
Rokumura! Behind you, behind you!
[15:24] ---
Hmm?
[15:26] ---
Yeah, right! Who'd fall for that old trick?!
[15:31] ---
No... like, for real...
[15:33] ---
That thing! Over there!
Seriously, I'm not kidding!
[15:36] ---
Huh? Wh—?!
[15:44] ---
The stone I borrowed thinking it would be
perfect for a pickling stone!
SIGN Culprit
[15:47] ---
The culprit was O-moa-chan!
Great sir.
[15:51] ---
Commander, looks like I found it.
[15:54] ---
F-Found it? Found what?
[15:56] ---
The legendary ancient weapon, what else?
[16:11] ---
Wh-What is that?!
[16:18] ---
Huh...?
[16:19] ---
There it is!
[16:21] ---
So that's it.
[16:23] ---
Th-That's the ancient weapon
we were looking for...
[16:32] ---
Wargh! Waitwaitwaitwaitwait!
[16:42] ---
Gero...
[16:44] ---
Kh...! S-So that's the
legendary treasure, is it?!
[16:48] ---
Hand it over!!
[16:53] ---
What?!
[17:08] ---
Th-This is...!
[17:16] ---
Wh-What...?!
[17:18] ---
Hero!
[17:19] ---
Master Fuyukichi!
[17:21] ---
Get behind me!
[17:22] ---
Okay!
[17:23] ---
Oh, crud! Somehow I get the feeling
I'm gonna get defeated any second!
[17:28] ---
Musha Viper Roku-no-jou!
[17:29] ---
I, Musha Keroro, shall bring
justice upon you, sir!
[17:48] ---
I knew it!
SIGN Main Energy
[17:59] ---
My manure vat plan... craaaaaap!
[18:03] ---
I'll remember this!
[18:08] ---
You truly were the genuine heroes!
[18:11] ---
Thank you, thank you!
[18:13] ---
Such power, sir...
[18:16] ---
So this is the ancient legendary weapon...
[18:26] ---
Gero.
[18:27] ---
Hero!
[18:29] ---
Thank you! You really were the real thing!
[18:34] ---
W-Well...
[18:35] ---
I am pretty great, sir.
[18:38] ---
This is what happens when I
get serious, sir, gero gerori!
[18:43] ---
And this spiritual stone
was the real thing, too!
[18:46] ---
Ahh, Fuyukichi-dono, that stone's not...
[18:48] ---
Huh?
[18:49] ---
Oh... Nothing, sir!
[18:52] ---
Keep it enshrined and
worship it with respect, sir!
[18:55] ---
Hey! Keroro! That stone is...
[18:57] ---
It's okay, it's okay. "Even a Gogg's
head becomes divine through faith," sir.
[19:03] ---
Gogg's head?
[19:05] ---
Thereafter, the spiritual stone came to be
known in that village as "The Gogg's Head,"
[19:08] ---
and was worshipped and treasured for
a long time to come, great sir.
[19:15] ---
Well! That puts an end to all that.
A job well done, sir!
[19:19] ---
We defeated the sixth son
of the Musha Vipers!
[19:21] ---
Let's get this thing back
to Pekopon pronto, sir!
[19:24] ---
My honorable leader!
[19:26] ---
Gero?
[19:29] ---
My honorable leader! I have ascertained the
location of the ancient legendary weapon!
[19:34] ---
Huh? What are you talking about, Dororo?
[19:37] ---
It's... Look, it's right here.
[19:39] ---
Mission already complete.
[19:40] ---
Nin? A green crystal?
[19:50] ---
My leader!
[19:51] ---
Oh, look who it is. It's the counter.
[19:59] ---
What's this? "The ancient legendary
weapon you found is one of five."
[20:04] ---
"There are four more,
so take care of those too, please."
[20:07] ---
So it says.
[20:08] ---
What?!
[20:10] ---
And we can't go back to Pekopon
until we collect them all?
[20:14] ---
According to my information,
the next is a red crystal,
[20:18] ---
and is a prize at the comedy contest being
held at the beach village just ahead of here.
SIGN Comedy Contest
[20:24] ---
C-Comedy contest?
[20:27] ---
We came all the way to the
Sengoku Ran Star just to do that?
[20:30] ---
Well... just gotta do it, I guess.
[20:32] ---
Commander-dono!
[20:33] ---
Gero!
[20:34] ---
Now! Let us immediately set off for
the point of our next objective!
[20:38] ---
Doronuma-kun, you're acting so lively!
[20:40] ---
Paper-thin...
[20:41] ---
Onward!
[20:46] ---
Ahh, wait!
[20:49] ---
The pickled vegetables... were delicious.
[20:51] ---
Hey, wait! Old man! Guys!
[20:54] ---
Pay your bill!
[20:57] ---
The missions of the Musha Kero Platoon
on the Sengoku Ran Star
[21:00] ---
will still continue for some
time yet... great sir.
[21:10] ---
I am terribly sorry.
[21:12] ---
Oh, no, it's okay, I said, o-jii!
[21:18] ---
I've got to buy medicine for my sick o-jii.
SIGN Gather!! You Brave Ones With Comedic Souls!! Comedy Contest
[21:22] ---
I'll enter into this,
[21:24] ---
and I'll exchange that prize
for money, you see if I don't!
[21:28] ---
Next time: look forward to the action packed
Volume II of Musha Kero, great sir!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Space Detective 556!
[23:10] ---
How's the detective work
been going recently?
[23:14] ---
Keeping yourself fed?
SIGN Glooom
[23:16] ---
Dooou!
[23:16] ---
I think Lady Lavie
has it pretty hard, too, sir.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
SIGN Surplus
[23:21] ---
Storage units!!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Don't Look At That,
Anything But That, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E212 - Keroro: Don't Look At That, Anything But That, Sir! / 556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
How many times do I have
to tell you, stupid frog?!
[01:34] ---
For crying out loud!
[01:35] ---
Yes'm, yes'm, yes!
[01:38] ---
Today, once again,
[01:39] ---
Sarge is being told off by Natsumi-chan
for something he did wrong, but...
[01:44] ---
Blehhhhhh! ...ma'am!
[01:46] ---
Excuse me, but this was your fault.
[01:49] ---
Gero.
[01:50] ---
More importantly, don't forget to
prepare for tomorrow's training camp.
[01:54] ---
Hmph! Mind your own business, sir!
[01:57] ---
Tamama Impact... Tamama Impact...
SIGN Incoming Call Normal Zoom Menu
[01:59] ---
Ah, is that Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[02:01] ---
This must be about tomorrow's
training camp, sir.
[02:04] ---
Mm-hmm. Meet up at
eight in the morning, okay...
[02:06] ---
Ah, wait just a sec, I'll jot it down.
[02:09] ---
Gero?
[02:11] ---
Pft... This'll do.
[02:13] ---
Ahh, no, it's nothing, sir!
SIGN Scribble Scribble
[02:17] ---
So? Mm-hm. I see, sir!
[02:25] ---
Keroro: Don't Look At That,
Anything But That, Sir!
SIGN Kujukuri
[02:36] ---
And so!
[02:37] ---
We've come here again this year,
[02:39] ---
to Space Kujukuri Beach!
[02:41] ---
Being buffeted by these raging winds
[02:43] ---
really brings some motivational
tension to my mind and body!
[02:46] ---
Once again this year, the two nights and
three days of training camp shall begin.
[02:50] ---
You say that... but I do not remember doing
this last year... or the year before.
[02:56] ---
Don't say it!
SIGN Dressing Room
[03:02] ---
It really gets you fired up when you don
the dedicated training uniform, sir!
SIGN Potato Chips
[03:08] ---
Huh? I cannot find my uniform...
[03:11] ---
Hmm... That's just no good, sir!
[03:14] ---
It's the proof you've become slack!
SIGN Potato Chips
[03:15] ---
In that case, I will
gladly lend you my spare.
[03:18] ---
Thank you! I must have just accidentally
forgotten it in my room, tee hee!
[03:22] ---
Well, no wonder you can't find it, then.
[03:26] ---
"Forgotten"?
[03:28] ---
"Can't find"?
SIGN Scribble Scribble
SIGN Lovey-dovey for Natchi
8:00 AM
Platform 0
Bananas are not snacks
SIGN Keroro-sama is here
Stand up! Stand up, Juu!
SIGN Washboard Chest
[03:35] ---
G-Gerohcrap, sir.
[03:37] ---
I was planning on hiding
that photo afterward...
[03:41] ---
Don't tell me I...!
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:47] ---
I was getting the feeling that
I couldn't find something...
SIGN Enraptured
[03:51] ---
My photo of Natsumi with the passionate
message written on it...!!
SIGN Doooom
[03:56] ---
I wonder what's the matter
with the two of them...?
[03:58] ---
Beats me.
SIGN Curry Monthly
[04:03] ---
I just know I left it right there, sir.
[04:07] ---
Don't tell me I dropped it
while I was getting ready?!
[04:11] ---
Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal...
[04:13] ---
They are falling behind, yes.
[04:15] ---
A-Anyway... I have to hurry and recover it.
[04:18] ---
But... What can I...?
[04:21] ---
Yes! I'll tell Mois-chan, who's back at
the house, to collect it!
[04:25] ---
Ngggh!
[04:26] ---
At this point... I have no other choice
but to ask for Fuyuki's help!
[04:30] ---
The phone! I have to get back to
the camp point and use the phone!
[04:33] ---
Please make it in time!!
[04:34] ---
I've really done it this time!!
[04:37] ---
What?!
[04:38] ---
Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal...
[04:38] ---
What was that?
[04:39] ---
They're together?
[04:41] ---
They certainly caught up...
SIGN Welcome, Keron Army Soldiers
SIGN Front Desk
[04:50] ---
Gero gerori. Now's the perfect time...
SIGN HNNNGG
[04:54] ---
Gero...
[04:55] ---
It's almost time for dinner.
[04:58] ---
What are you doing around here?
[04:59] ---
Oh, you know, I was just seeing if there's
an air hockey table or something, sir!
[05:04] ---
N-Never mind me.
What about you, Corporal Giroro?
[05:06] ---
W-Was wondering where the bath was.
SIGN Friends for the
Journey
[05:08] ---
I-It's... that way, sir.
[05:10] ---
A nice, open-air bath, sir!
[05:12] ---
I... I see...
[05:17] ---
Then I'll go look for that...
SIGN This way ->
SIGN Silence...
SIGN Friends for the
Journey
SIGN Restless Restless
[05:36] ---
Hello!
[05:37] ---
Ah, Lady Mois!
SIGN Whisper Whisper
[05:38] ---
I... I have an urgent request for you, ma'am.
[05:41] ---
A request?
SIGN Whisper Whisper
[05:43] ---
I left something... p-precious
in the Hinatas' living room...
[05:47] ---
Something precious to you, Uncle?
SIGN Whisper Whisper
[05:49] ---
A photo... A photo of Lady Natsumi, ma'am...
SIGN Silence...
[05:55] ---
Lady Mois?
[05:56] ---
N-No...
[05:57] ---
A photo of Natsumi-san
is precious to you?
[06:00] ---
Uncle! When did you start
liking Natsumi-san more than me?
[06:03] ---
That's horrible! You're horrible,
Uncle! Or, like, stupid frog?!
[06:10] ---
S-Stupid frog?
[06:11] ---
That woman!!
[06:13] ---
Gero!
SIGN Welcome, Keron Army Soldiers RESERVED
[06:15] ---
What am I supposed to do?!
[06:18] ---
No sign of Keroro.
[06:21] ---
Okay.
SIGN Friends for the Journey
SIGN Restless Restless
[06:29] ---
Hello. Hinata residence.
[06:31] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun?! I have a favor I
need to ask of you, man to man.
SIGN Whisper Whisper
[06:34] ---
What's up, Corporal?
SIGN Whisper Whisper
[06:36] ---
I-It's a photo. A photo of Natsumi...
[06:38] ---
Huh? A photo of Sis?
Should I take one with my phone?
[06:42] ---
Ah... sorry...
SIGN Bumble Bumble
[06:44] ---
N-No! Not that! It's not that!
[06:45] ---
The truth is... there's a photo I happened
to take with Natsumi, and... on the back...
[06:48] ---
Who's that?
SIGN Erk
[06:49] ---
It's the Corporal.
[06:51] ---
Something about a photo of you...
[06:56] ---
What a wonderful Saturday...
[06:59] ---
I absolutely have to get
that photo hidden today!
[07:03] ---
Judging by Natsumi's reaction yesterday,
I don't think she's found it yet.
[07:06] ---
There should still be time!!
[07:10] ---
Incredible speed today, as well!
[07:12] ---
The two of them are very
motivated this year.
SIGN Friends for the
Journey
[07:18] ---
If Lady Mois is no good,
then... I'll try her!
[07:26] ---
It looks like no one's home...
[07:29] ---
Huh? Ummm...
SIGN Her
[07:33] ---
It looks like I can't, after all.
[07:35] ---
Boo hoo...
SIGN Glooom
[07:37] ---
I knew it.
SIGN Friends for the
Journey
[07:41] ---
At this time of day,
Fuyuki will be at school.
[07:44] ---
The cat! I have to ask the cat!
SIGN Restless Restless
[07:48] ---
Come on, cat!
Answer the phone, quick!
SIGN Glooom
[07:57] ---
I knew it.
[07:59] ---
Y'know, missus, I think
it's time to forgive 'em.
[08:02] ---
F-Fine...
[08:04] ---
There's only one thing for it!
[08:06] ---
Ahhh! Cramp! Wouldn't you know it,
I have a sudden abdominal cramp!
[08:11] ---
I have a headache in my head!
[08:11] ---
Ahh, cramp!
[08:12] ---
It hurts!
[08:12] ---
Mr. Sergeant and Mr. Corporal?
SIGN Faking
[08:15] ---
Ahh! It's no good! I can't
go on with the training!
[08:18] ---
M-Me, neither!
SIGN Faking
[08:20] ---
It might be best for me to drop out
before I get in the way of everyone else!
[08:24] ---
O-Ow...
[08:25] ---
This is terrible!
[08:27] ---
You two, quickly, take these.
[08:31] ---
They are special army-use capsules,
"Kerothrin C." They can cure anything!
[08:35] ---
You will be fine!
[08:36] ---
Come on now, swallow!
[08:39] ---
Ohh! My headache is suddenly better!
[08:42] ---
I'm feeling better, too!
[08:44] ---
Thank goodness!
[08:45] ---
Nin nin!
[08:53] ---
I-It's gotta be the phone...
There's only the phone!
[08:56] ---
If we can just end this training quickly...
[09:00] ---
Illness does not deter them one bit!
[09:02] ---
I cannot catch up...
[09:03] ---
Th-That's it, I can't take it! Lady Mois!
[09:06] ---
Use your Lucifer Spear to blow up
Pekopon and the photo along with it!
SIGN Friends for the Journey
[09:09] ---
What did you say to do to Earth?!
SIGN Lady Natsumi
[09:11] ---
Hey! Stupid frog!
When I get a hold of you...!
[09:14] ---
Fuyuki, is that you?!
D-Deal with Natsumi until I get back!
[09:17] ---
Y-Yes, that's it! Just lock
her up in a room somewhere!
SIGN Friends for the Journey
[09:21] ---
Who did you say to lock up?!
[09:23] ---
You have some nerve, Giroro!
[09:29] ---
Y-You all... did a good job, sir...
[09:34] ---
Hinally... dishmished...
[09:36] ---
Your motivation stimulated us to
have a productive training session!
[09:41] ---
I feel like we have at last
had a worthy camp.
[09:44] ---
W-Well, then... dismissed.
[09:48] ---
Quickly! I have to get back quickly
and recover that photo!
[09:55] ---
Don't look at it! Anything but that, please!
[09:57] ---
Natsumi!!
[10:01] ---
Where is it?!
[10:05] ---
There it is!
[10:07] ---
Corporal Giroro, release your hand!
[10:10] ---
And what are you doing with my photo?!
[10:12] ---
That doesn't matter! I'm taking...
[10:14] ---
No, I am!
[10:21] ---
What's this?
[10:23] ---
Unhappy Meal!
[10:29] ---
Don't look at that, anything but that!
SIGN Giroro + Natsumi
[10:33] ---
Be careful not to lose things or
leave things behind, everybody!
[10:45] ---
The sky that night was ominously beautiful!
SIGN Surplus
[10:49] ---
Ah! Shooting stars!
[10:51] ---
Did you know, brother?
[10:53] ---
If you wish for something before
the shooting star disappears,
[10:56] ---
that wish will come true!
SIGN Surplus
[10:58] ---
Wishes, you say?!
[11:00] ---
I have but one wish!
[11:03] ---
Universal peace, and nothing more!
[11:05] ---
Please let my brother find happiness...
[11:10] ---
Wow! I've never seen a
shooting star so large!
[11:15] ---
Wait, it's too large!
[11:18] ---
Brother, run away!
[11:21] ---
Brother!
[11:31] ---
556 vs. Space Inspector, Sir!
[11:39] ---
My name is...
[11:41] ---
...Space Inspector K.
[11:44] ---
A man with a deep love
for romance and danger.
[11:51] ---
How careless of me.
[11:52] ---
To allow a space felon to escape from
my clutches while under escort...
[12:00] ---
Now is not the time to be striking a pose.
[12:02] ---
I must pursue the escaped space felon.
[12:06] ---
But I will stand out too much in this form.
[12:11] ---
That is... the brave young man who did not
even attempt to flee when he saw me fall.
[12:17] ---
I know...
[12:21] ---
My name is Space Inspector K.
[12:25] ---
A man with a deep love
for romance and danger.
[12:28] ---
Brother! You're okay?
[12:31] ---
"Brother"?
[12:34] ---
Pretty young lady... you are
more beautiful than a rose.
[12:37] ---
Did you... hit yourself somewhere hard?
[12:40] ---
Never mind that.
I have an important mission.
[12:44] ---
Goodbye, beautiful young lady.
[12:46] ---
Ah, brother, wait!
[12:50] ---
Here's looking at you, kid.
[12:56] ---
My name is Space Inspector K.
[13:00] ---
But right now, I feel really bad.
[13:03] ---
I cannot find the escaped space felon.
[13:06] ---
Brother...
[13:08] ---
I really think he hit himself somewhere...
[13:10] ---
Uhhh...
[13:12] ---
Oh! Nice, I found him, sir!
[13:15] ---
556! 556!
[13:19] ---
556!
[13:21] ---
556!
[13:23] ---
556!
[13:25] ---
Could you be... a Keronian?
[13:27] ---
What kind of an absurd reaction is that, sir?
[13:30] ---
Never mind that. We need you to be the test
subject for Kululu's newest invention, sir!
[13:35] ---
Test subject...
[13:37] ---
Jokes are no good. For I have...
[13:40] ---
Isn't that great, brother?!
[13:43] ---
You found a job!
[13:44] ---
Huh?
[13:45] ---
Of course, there'll be compensation!
[13:48] ---
Ah, no...
[13:50] ---
Unfortunately,
as a Space Inspector, I have—
[13:53] ---
Yes, yes. I'll play along with the Space
Inspector thing after the job is done, sir.
[13:59] ---
Isn't that great, brother?
[14:07] ---
Nururu!
[14:08] ---
Hm, looks like there's no sign
of that space inspector.
SIGN Space Felon Ameba
[14:12] ---
Space Felon, Ameba!
[14:16] ---
The sunlight on this planet is quite bright,
nuru. I might evaporate, nuru!
[14:21] ---
Where's some nice shade? Here?
[14:24] ---
Maybe here?
SIGN Surplus
[14:26] ---
Ohh! This box is just square enough,
and blocks the direct sunlight just right!
[14:31] ---
Feels good, nuru!
[14:33] ---
I finally found you!
[14:35] ---
Storage unit that I got for free!
[14:37] ---
Nuru?!
[14:39] ---
I was worried that you'd been picked up
by someone while I was out cold!
[14:43] ---
Wait a sec, nuru!
[14:47] ---
Proceeding to Shake 3...
[14:54] ---
Th-This carousel shakes!
This is a midsummer bad trip!
[14:58] ---
Looks pretty good.
[15:00] ---
We'll sell this Keron-Style
Horse-Riding-Type health equipment,
[15:03] ---
and dance around in profit,
rolling around in money, sir!
[15:06] ---
Mr. 556 is shouting even more
vigorously than normal today!
[15:10] ---
My brother looks like
he's having so much fun!
[15:12] ---
I... I am not 556!
[15:14] ---
I am the man with a deep love
for romance and danger,
[15:17] ---
Space Inspector K.
[15:20] ---
Ah, yes, right, how amazing!
A space inspector!
[15:23] ---
That's a higher rank than a
detective, after all, yes!
[15:25] ---
I... I... I... am... S-S-Space Inspector K...
K-ay-ay-ay-ay...
[15:30] ---
His color looks...
[15:32] ---
...different?
[15:33] ---
This is the "Summer Triangle," sir.
[15:35] ---
Pardon?
[15:35] ---
This is... dangerous!
[15:40] ---
Uncle! An urgent letter
from Keron Army HQ!
[15:44] ---
It appears that a space felon
under escort escaped onto Pekopon.
[15:48] ---
The Keron Army is to cooperate with
the Space Inspector on this matter.
[15:51] ---
Oh, dear... we live in dangerous times.
[15:53] ---
Ran away while under escort?
[15:56] ---
Must be a pretty incompetent space inspector.
[15:58] ---
I couldn't agree more, sir!
[16:00] ---
C-Commander-dono!
[16:01] ---
Huh?
[16:02] ---
Could that "space inspector" be...
[16:05] ---
Brother!
[16:06] ---
Kayyyyy...
[16:08] ---
Crap.
[16:12] ---
Nururu! Darn this man, carrying me
into public where I can be seen!
SIGN Surplus
[16:17] ---
Curse him!
[16:19] ---
I've found you, sir!
[16:20] ---
Nuru?!
[16:21] ---
Oh! Keroro!
[16:23] ---
Nururu!
[16:25] ---
Observe, ladies and gentlemen.
[16:26] ---
That is a very bad space felon,
the amorphous creature Ameba.
[16:32] ---
Space Inspector K!
How did you find me, nuru?!
[16:37] ---
Nothing is impossible for a man
who loves romance and danger.
[16:41] ---
Uh, no... we just came here
looking for the real 556.
[16:45] ---
All that aside.
[16:47] ---
This is the end for you.
[16:49] ---
You really think so, nuru?
[16:56] ---
556!
[16:57] ---
Brother!
SIGN Surplus
[17:00] ---
Nururururu!
[17:06] ---
Wait... 556?
[17:07] ---
B-Brother...
[17:09] ---
Hmph. Ameba...
[17:11] ---
...can enter the bodies of other creatures,
and control their minds at will.
SIGN Motanasou
[17:16] ---
Gero!
[17:17] ---
Nuru nuru nuru!
[17:19] ---
Hmmm? How d'you like this?
[17:21] ---
Can you really take this man
down with me?
[17:25] ---
Brother!
[17:26] ---
I cannot sacrifice an innocent young man.
[17:30] ---
What's wrong?! Bow before me!
Adore my greatness!
SIGN Motanasou
[17:33] ---
I, the great Ameba,
am a genius of a felon!
[17:37] ---
Th-This is getting... kinda serious?
[17:40] ---
Now, then... I think it's time for me
to make my getaway.
[17:44] ---
Should I go this way?
Or maybe this way?
[17:48] ---
Isn't there any method we can use, sir?
[17:50] ---
We might be able to force him out of
that body with intense vibrations...
SIGN Vibrations
[17:54] ---
Vibrations?!
[17:56] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, transport it, please!
[17:59] ---
Wait, brother!
[18:01] ---
Nuru?
[18:02] ---
Remember yesterday's wish!
[18:04] ---
Nuru... What are you talking about?
[18:08] ---
Your wish!
[18:10] ---
Nuru?
[18:11] ---
Brother...
[18:13] ---
M-My wish was...
[18:15] ---
What is with this man's consciousness?!
[18:17] ---
He is completely under
my control, and yet...
[18:20] ---
Brother!
[18:21] ---
M-My...
[18:23] ---
Shut up, shut up!
[18:25] ---
...wish was...
[18:27] ---
Aaaagh! I have to get out of here, now!
[18:32] ---
...universal peace!
[18:34] ---
And nothing more!
[18:36] ---
I can't control his body!
[18:38] ---
This man has incredible force of will!
[18:41] ---
Okay, here we go, Shotaro-kun!
[18:44] ---
Yes, Tetsujin!
[18:47] ---
Uwaaargh! That's...!
[18:48] ---
556, get on!
[18:50] ---
Wh-Who would get on that clearly
suspicious machine?
[18:54] ---
Got it, Keroro! I just need to climb on?!
[19:01] ---
That's right!
[19:04] ---
It feels great!
[19:05] ---
Y-You liar!
[19:07] ---
What part of this... i-it's shaking
so much... I feel awful, nuru...
[19:11] ---
This is awesome!
[19:12] ---
This is awful!
[19:14] ---
Awesome!
[19:15] ---
Awful!
[19:20] ---
Gero...
SIGN Gloooom
[19:23] ---
Nururu...
[19:25] ---
Brother!
[19:27] ---
Oh, Lavie! I feel weirdly refreshed!
[19:31] ---
I'm so glad, brother!
[19:33] ---
Nururu... How dare you?
[19:36] ---
556-kun!
[19:38] ---
You seem like a hard-boiled space detective
to me. I ask for your cooperation.
[19:43] ---
Okay!
SIGN Adhesion
[19:44] ---
Adhesion!
[19:51] ---
Space Detective 556!
SIGN Space Detective 556
[19:54] ---
Agglutination!
[19:57] ---
Comaneci!
SIGN Space Inspector
[20:02] ---
Space Inspector... K!
[20:05] ---
I haven't explained this
in a while, so here we go!
[20:07] ---
Space Detective 556 can complete his
adhesion in a mere 0.0003 nanoseconds,
[20:12] ---
and Space Inspector K can complete his
agglutination in a mere 0.0002 nanoseconds!
[20:18] ---
Here we go, 556-kun!
[20:21] ---
Here I come!
[20:24] ---
Laser sword!
[20:27] ---
Beam handcuffs!
[20:30] ---
K! K!
[20:32] ---
K!
[20:44] ---
I am Space Inspector K.
[20:46] ---
A man with a deep love
for romance and danger.
[20:49] ---
And I am Space Detective 556!
[20:52] ---
The man who loves the heck
out of universal peace!
[20:56] ---
Brother!
[21:02] ---
556!
[21:04] ---
I hear Space Inspector K
sent you something as thanks!
[21:07] ---
Oh, Keroro! Take a look at this!
[21:10] ---
The space inspector sent me
a letter of appreciation,
[21:12] ---
and with it, all these space storage units!
[21:16] ---
They're cool and silver and spacelike!
[21:21] ---
I'm so glad... I'm so glad for you, brother!
[21:26] ---
I'm so glad...
[21:26] ---
The desire for her brother to be happy.
[21:29] ---
Lavie's wish was granted
by the shooting star!
SIGN I'm so happy... ♡
[21:32] ---
I'm so happy!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
Paul Moriyama, at your service.
[23:09] ---
Milady Momoka's monthly allowance
includes a portion for "F Expenditures."
[23:14] ---
This is money for the purpose of
entertaining Master Fuyuki,
[23:18] ---
and last month's portion was used on the
Occult Highland currently under construction.
[23:23] ---
Never mind that!
[23:24] ---
Paul... What's your hourly pay?
[23:27] ---
"Momoka: Take Back Tomorrow, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E213 - Momoka: Take Back Tomorrow, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:34] ---
Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
[01:36] ---
Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
Good morning, Nishi—
SIGN Occult Highland [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[01:49] ---
It's almost here.
[01:50] ---
Yes. UMAs from around the world,
SIGN Philadelphia
[01:53] ---
supernatural phenomena, mysterious
spots... this theme park has it all.
SIGN Occult Highland [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[01:58] ---
"Occult Highland."
[02:00] ---
It will be finished tomorrow, on schedule.
[02:03] ---
Fukki will love it, I am sure of it!
SIGN [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[02:05] ---
Well, then, milady Momoka, please begin
preparations for tomorrow's opening ceremony.
[02:09] ---
Yes!
[02:13] ---
There are those times when you just
can't wait for tomorrow, aren't there?
[02:16] ---
But what if tomorrow never came?
[02:27] ---
Momoka: Take Back Tomorrow, Sir!
[02:37] ---
Wow, Momocchi, you are so pretty!
[02:40] ---
But I wonder if it makes me
look a bit too adult...
[02:42] ---
Don't be an idiot!
[02:44] ---
If you wanna bust out of the rut
you and Fuyuki-kun are in,
[02:46] ---
you've gotta give it this much!
[02:54] ---
Wow! These cookies look delicious!
[02:57] ---
I just hope they're to Fuyuki-kun's taste.
[03:00] ---
I will taste test them!
[03:03] ---
Oy, Tama-pest! Keep your frickin' mouth off!
[03:07] ---
Oh, my.
[03:10] ---
Yes. Yes.
[03:13] ---
Then, I'll be waiting for you tomorrow.
[03:15] ---
Yeah. I'm looking forward to it!
[03:18] ---
I'm also... er... look...
looking... forward to it...
[03:23] ---
Fuyuki, I'm out of the bath!
[03:26] ---
Ah, okay!
[03:27] ---
Okay, Nishizawa-san, see you tomorrow!
[03:30] ---
Yes... Good night!
[03:42] ---
Fuyuki-kun... I'm looking
forward to tomorrow so much.
[03:47] ---
I'm really happy right now.
[03:51] ---
This happy excitement...
[03:53] ---
I wish I could feel it forever.
[04:00] ---
Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
[04:02] ---
Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
Good morning, Nishi—
[04:15] ---
It's... still not complete?
[04:17] ---
What on Earth happened?
[04:20] ---
Fuyuki-kun is coming today!
[04:22] ---
Milady, I was under the impression that he would
be attending tomorrow's opening ceremony?
[04:27] ---
Tomorrow's...? That can't be.
[04:32] ---
Tama-pest! You... you son of a...!
[04:35] ---
You ate every one of those cookies I baked?!
[04:37] ---
What are you talking about?!
[04:40] ---
Milady Momoka, please calm down!
SIGN Occult Highland [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[04:45] ---
So how is the construction progressing?
[04:48] ---
Well...
[04:49] ---
UMAs from around the world,
supernatural phenomena,
SIGN Philadelphia
[04:52] ---
mysterious spots...
this theme park has it all.
SIGN Occult Highland [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[04:55] ---
"Occult Highland."
[04:57] ---
It will be finished tomorrow, on schedule.
[05:00] ---
Fukki will love it, I am sure of it!
SIGN [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[05:03] ---
Well, then, milady Momoka, please begin
preparations for tomorrow's opening ceremony.
[05:13] ---
Wow, Momocchi, you are so pretty!
[05:17] ---
I... definitely did this... yesterday...
[05:24] ---
Wow! These cookies look delicious!
[05:28] ---
I will taste test them!
[05:34] ---
Absolutely identical things are...
[05:37] ---
Yes. Yes.
[05:39] ---
Then, I'll be waiting for you tomorrow.
[05:42] ---
Yeah. I'm looking forward to it!
[05:45] ---
Um... Fuyuki-kun?
[05:47] ---
What is it?
[05:48] ---
I'm sorry for asking you
something so strange, but...
[05:51] ---
...didn't we have this
conversation yesterday, too?
[05:54] ---
Huh? Yesterday?
[05:55] ---
Yes.
[05:56] ---
That must be the déjà vu phenomenon!
[05:59] ---
D-Déjà vu?
[06:01] ---
Yeah. Maybe you know it by
its Japanese name, kishikan?
[06:04] ---
The cause of it isn't known,
[06:06] ---
but it's when you know places you've never
been to or things you've never seen.
[06:10] ---
It's a strange phenomenon!
[06:13] ---
Fuyuki, I'm out of the bath!
[06:17] ---
Ah, okay!
[06:18] ---
Okay, Nishizawa-san, see you tomorrow!
[06:21] ---
Yes. Good night!
[06:34] ---
The déjà vu phenomenon...
[06:36] ---
Or... perhaps it was a dream,
or something?
[06:41] ---
Gero gerori.
[06:43] ---
Finally I get some screentime!
[06:44] ---
Sorry for the wait!
[06:46] ---
That aside... déjà vu, huh.
[06:50] ---
I bet we could use this for the invasion, sir.
[06:53] ---
Specifically, what kind of
operation are you planning?
[06:55] ---
Eh, I'll think about that tomorrow, sir.
[06:59] ---
It's too late today.
[07:22] ---
Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
[07:24] ---
Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
Good morning, Nishi—
SIGN Occult Highland [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[07:41] ---
This is...
[07:41] ---
Yes.
[07:43] ---
UMAs from around the world,
SIGN Philadelphia
[07:44] ---
supernatural phenomena, mysterious
spots... this theme park has it all.
SIGN Occult Highland [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[07:49] ---
"Occult Highland."
[07:51] ---
It will be finished tomorrow, on schedule.
[07:54] ---
Fukki will love it, I am sure of it!
SIGN [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[07:57] ---
Well, then, milady Momoka,
[07:58] ---
please begin preparations for
tomorrow's opening ceremony.
[08:01] ---
I knew it... This isn't a dream,
[08:04] ---
or even déjà vu...
[08:06] ---
Hmm...
[08:08] ---
That must be the déjà vu phenomenon!
[08:09] ---
It's not déjà vu!
[08:12] ---
Huh? What's up, Nishizawa-san?
[08:15] ---
Listen, Fuyuki-kun...
[08:17] ---
Natsumi-san will come in a moment and say,
[08:20] ---
"Fuyuki, I'm out of the bath."
[08:24] ---
Fuyuki, I'm out of the bath!
[08:27] ---
Huh?
[08:28] ---
What do you mean, "Huh?"
[08:30] ---
Wow! How did you know that?
[08:32] ---
I didn't know you had the power of foresight!
[08:35] ---
Huh? What are you talking about, Fuyuki?
[08:39] ---
Gero gerori.
[08:40] ---
Finally I get some screentime!
[08:42] ---
No... you've been doing the
same thing all this time.
[08:45] ---
That aside... Lady Momoka has the
power of foresight, does she?
[08:50] ---
I bet we could use this for invasion, sir.
[08:53] ---
Specifically, what kind of
operation are you planning?
[08:56] ---
Eh, I'll think about that tomorrow, sir.
[08:59] ---
It's too late today.
[09:01] ---
It's not foresight!
[09:03] ---
Gero?
[09:05] ---
What do you mean, Nishizawa-san?
[09:07] ---
The same day is being repeated over and over!
[09:10] ---
The same day?
[09:12] ---
Oho.
[09:15] ---
Uhhh... so, today is being
repeated constantly, you say?
[09:20] ---
That is most mysterious.
[09:22] ---
That's impossible, something like that.
[09:24] ---
It's true! This is the third today!
[09:30] ---
Now this is a surprise.
[09:33] ---
Pretty amazing that there's someone
who could notice a time loop.
[09:36] ---
Huh? A time loop?
[09:38] ---
The speed of time in this universe
[09:41] ---
is constantly changing depending
on the space and the observer.
[09:44] ---
Uhh... Kululu-kun... could I ask you
to make it a little more blunt?
[09:49] ---
Basically, time...
[09:51] ---
...constantly goes through random cycles
of speeding up and slowing down.
[09:55] ---
Wha?! For real?!
[09:57] ---
Has that ever happened before?
[09:59] ---
It's random.
[10:01] ---
Time also sometimes goes round and
round the same point, repeating it.
[10:06] ---
Repeating the same time...
[10:08] ---
It's like a roller coaster
in an amusement park.
[10:13] ---
It can go slowly and gently,
[10:15] ---
or fast enough to make your eyes spin,
[10:19] ---
and sometimes it goes in loops.
[10:22] ---
So after it loops around a few times, it'll
return to the direction it was originally going?
[10:27] ---
Mochicourse!
[10:29] ---
But, Kululu, I don't sense anything.
[10:32] ---
It's just a regular day like normal.
[10:34] ---
That's 'cause normally it's impossible
for a creature to notice loops in time.
[10:39] ---
But I...
[10:40] ---
Most likely...
[10:42] ---
...your consciousness has been thrown
off the time roller coaster,
[10:47] ---
and is lost in the skies of time.
[10:54] ---
Uhh...
[10:56] ---
It sounds like things are
all kinds of bad, but...
[10:58] ---
...well, anyway,
it's pretty late today, so...
[11:01] ---
...why not think about
this tomorrow, how's that?
[11:03] ---
That's impossible, Sarge.
[11:05] ---
Gero?
[11:06] ---
Until we escape from this time loop,
there won't be a tomorrow.
[11:11] ---
If tomorrow never comes,
[11:13] ---
then the invasion report that
has to be submitted tomorrow...
[11:16] ---
I never have to write it?!
[11:18] ---
Lucky!
[11:19] ---
But you will never be able to buy the Gundam
model that is released tomorrow, either.
[11:24] ---
Gero... for real?
[11:26] ---
That's a problem...
[11:28] ---
Anyway, Kululu...
isn't there anything you can do?
[11:31] ---
Please.
[11:32] ---
Gero...
[11:33] ---
Let me ask you, too, sir.
[11:38] ---
Okay, fine. I'll give it a whirl.
[11:41] ---
Though... strictly speaking...
[11:44] ---
...consciousnesses other than Nishizawa
Momoka's have nothing to do with this.
[11:54] ---
If I ride a modified course
on that roller coaster,
[11:58] ---
tomorrow will... come back?
SIGN Occult Highland [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[12:02] ---
According to my calculations, it will.
[12:05] ---
This should just about get your
consciousness back on the flow of time.
[12:17] ---
Nishizawa-san, be careful!
[12:19] ---
Milady Momoka, please, keep yourself safe!
[12:22] ---
Momocchi Set In!
[12:24] ---
Thank you very much, everyone.
[12:27] ---
Final confirmation, then.
[12:29] ---
You really want tomorrow to come?
[12:32] ---
What do you mean?
[12:34] ---
The principles this system works on
are nothing more than theory.
[12:38] ---
The most important element
to get this thing to function
[12:41] ---
is your consciousness.
[12:43] ---
My consciousness?
[12:45] ---
Depending on how you think about it,
[12:47] ---
there are times when you could be happier
if tomorrow never came, after all.
[12:53] ---
No! I want tomorrow to come.
[12:56] ---
Hey! If you don't hurry,
we're gonna pass midnight!
[13:00] ---
And there's the bluntness!
[13:03] ---
Then let's get started. Click!
[13:21] ---
Depending on how you think about it,
[13:23] ---
there are times when you could be happier
if tomorrow never came, after all.
[13:28] ---
Happier if tomorrow never came...?
[13:32] ---
Yes,
[13:33] ---
it's not guaranteed that my happiness
today will still be there tomorrow.
[13:40] ---
One day... we'll be adults,
[13:43] ---
walking separate paths,
[13:46] ---
and even when we pass
each other in the city,
[13:47] ---
we might not even notice
each other any longer.
[14:00] ---
Compared to that,
a continuation of today as it is...
[14:04] ---
...is far more...
[14:05] ---
...far more...
[14:08] ---
I...
[14:10] ---
I...!
[14:16] ---
Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
[14:17] ---
Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
Good morning, Nishi—
SIGN Occult Highland [ 1 ] Days Until Completion
[14:35] ---
Oh no! Why?!
[14:38] ---
My consciousness... My feelings...
[14:41] ---
Did they waver in their feeling
of wanting tomorrow to come?
[14:47] ---
I... really do want to greet tomorrow!
[14:52] ---
But... to the same degree,
[14:55] ---
I feel unease, not wanting to destroy
my current relationship with Fuyuki-kun.
[14:59] ---
Umm... Nishizawa-san?
[15:03] ---
You don't seem very happy.
[15:05] ---
Oh, no...
[15:06] ---
It's nothing.
[15:08] ---
Fuyuki, I'm out of the bath!
[15:11] ---
Ah, okay!
[15:13] ---
Okay, Nishizawa-san, see you tomorrow!
[15:15] ---
O-Okay...
[15:23] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[15:24] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[15:27] ---
U-Um... Fuyuki-kun,
[15:30] ---
if... if you knew tomorrow
was never going to come,
[15:34] ---
what would you do?
[15:37] ---
Huh?
[15:38] ---
Hmm... if tomorrow was never going to come...
[15:42] ---
I don't really get it.
[15:45] ---
But, strictly speaking,
tomorrow never does come, I think.
[15:51] ---
After all, when it gets to tomorrow,
that day becomes "today," right?
[15:56] ---
We can never in all eternity
perceive the day called "tomorrow."
[16:03] ---
Nishizawa-san?
[16:04] ---
Thank you very much.
[16:06] ---
Huh?
[16:07] ---
Fuyuki-kun, about tomorrow's promise.
[16:12] ---
Come on, come on, come on!
Move, move, move!
[16:15] ---
Milady! What in the world?!
[16:18] ---
I said move, Paul!
SIGN Safety First
[16:20] ---
We have to... We absolutely have to...
[16:25] ---
...get this place completed today!
[16:28] ---
I will show it to Fuyuki-kun tonight.
Not tomorrow!
[16:31] ---
What?
[16:33] ---
But that's...
[16:35] ---
There's no rush to complete it tonight.
[16:37] ---
It will be completed on schedule tomor—
[16:38] ---
That's no good!
[16:40] ---
Milady Momoka...
SIGN Safety First
[16:42] ---
Tomorrow is no good! We have to do it today!
[16:46] ---
I... I only have today!
[16:50] ---
Very well.
[16:52] ---
Notice to all workers!
[16:54] ---
We will finish this tonight at all costs,
[16:57] ---
and invite Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN Yeah!!
[16:59] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Occult Highland
[17:23] ---
Is it... done?
[17:27] ---
Welcome, Fuyuki-kun!
[17:29] ---
Huh? Nishizawa-san?
[17:32] ---
Th-This is...!
[18:57] ---
Wow! This is amazing, Nishizawa-san!
[19:00] ---
I kind of wish I could have fun here forever!
[19:06] ---
In only a few more minutes,
[19:07] ---
the cycle of this one same day
will start all over again.
[19:11] ---
But... in that case, I can
just work hard today again.
[19:16] ---
It's nice to have hope in tomorrow, too.
[19:19] ---
Feeling uneasy about
tomorrow is inevitable...
[19:23] ---
...but...
[19:24] ---
...what's most important
is to work hard today.
[19:28] ---
No matter how exhausted I am,
[19:30] ---
I'll make Occult Highland over and over.
[19:34] ---
I can do that... for Fuyuki-kun.
[19:37] ---
No matter how many times...
how many hundreds of times...
[19:42] ---
This really is amazing, Nishizawa-san!
[19:45] ---
But... why did you move it forward a day?
[19:48] ---
Wasn't that really hard?
[19:51] ---
I can tell all the hard work that
went into making this theme park.
[19:55] ---
How can I describe it...
[19:57] ---
It's like I can feel the warm feelings
of the people who made it.
[20:03] ---
See you again today, Fuyuki-kun.
[20:07] ---
Huh?
[20:27] ---
Ah... good morning, Nishizawa-san.
[20:31] ---
Fuyuki-kun?
[20:33] ---
That's strange!
For some reason, I fell asleep, as well!
[20:38] ---
Where are we?
[20:55] ---
What's wrong?
[20:58] ---
It's... tomorrow.
[21:02] ---
What are you talking about,
Nishizawa-san? It's today already!
[21:10] ---
So it is!
[21:11] ---
Come on, let's go!
[21:12] ---
Yes!
[21:13] ---
Homework, tests, studying, chores...
[21:17] ---
If you leave them undone because you can do
them tomorrow, they'll never get done at all.
[21:22] ---
Make up your mind to do them today, and
you might find a new tomorrow awaits you.
[21:27] ---
Ah... by the way... how many times
have you had this today before?
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu here!
[23:10] ---
Hey, why is Joriri here on Pekopon?
[23:13] ---
Maybe he just traveled here randomly,
or drifted here while he was sleeping.
[23:16] ---
Or maybe accidentally
got delivered here in a crate?
[23:18] ---
That sounds plausible!
SIGN Back Entrance
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Kululu! COME BACK!
SIGN
[23:24] ---
"Kululu Quits, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Pururu: Army Nurse in Love, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E214 - Kululu Quits, Sir! / Pururu: Army Nurse in Love, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
I wonder if it'll be windy today.
[01:32] ---
It happened early one afternoon,
[01:35] ---
during a run-of-the-mill meeting.
[01:37] ---
Invading with a scrubbing brush?
SIGN Invasion Meeting Today's Curry Mois's Meat Curry
[01:39] ---
How are we supposed to invade with that?
[01:42] ---
You don't get it?
[01:44] ---
Look, you straddle the stick like this,
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and yell "Special delivery!"
[01:48] ---
That doesn't make sense!
[01:49] ---
Who wants more curry?
[01:52] ---
Or, like, excess surplus?
[01:54] ---
I'll have some more, Lady Mois.
[01:57] ---
Here you are, Uncle.
[01:59] ---
Huh? What's wrong, Kululu?
[02:01] ---
Um, excuse me. I quit.
[02:04] ---
Huh?
[02:06] ---
Pardon?
[02:14] ---
Kululu Quits, Sir!
SIGN Kululu
[02:20] ---
What were you thinking?!
[02:22] ---
Walking out of an invasion meeting!
That's an outrage!
[02:27] ---
Don't you have any motivation?! Hey!
[02:29] ---
I don't.
[02:30] ---
You don't?
[02:31] ---
Don't you understand that your lack
of motivation is delaying our invasion?!
[02:36] ---
Dunno.
[02:39] ---
Well, I'm quitting the Keroro Platoon.
[02:43] ---
Thanks for everything up to now.
[02:50] ---
Maybe stress is behind it.
[02:52] ---
Stress?
[02:54] ---
His dissatisfaction towards work
must have been building up.
[02:57] ---
Certainly, Kululu-dono does more work
[02:58] ---
Doronuma-kun!
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than the rest of the platoon combined.
[03:03] ---
He must have gotten sick
of all the goofy plans.
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Stabbed!
SIGN Stab
[03:08] ---
Or, like, pent-up greivance?
SIGN Stab
[03:11] ---
I hate to admit it,
[03:13] ---
but no matter what the plan is, we won't
be able to execute it without Kululu.
[03:16] ---
If we let him walk away,
we'll never succeed with the invasion.
[03:20] ---
Why don't you try putting him in
a good mood, so he gets motivated?
[03:24] ---
Yeah!
[03:25] ---
Hey, Kululu-kun, is there
something you wanna do?
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Nope.
[03:30] ---
That didn't work.
[03:32] ---
He's a tough nut to crack.
[03:34] ---
I'll have to roll up my sleeves for this one!
SIGN Space Mouse Land
[03:38] ---
Space Mouseland!
SIGN Gundam Models
[03:44] ---
Space Gundam model factory!
[03:50] ---
Space shabu-shabu all-you-can-eat!
[03:54] ---
Space Hawaiian Center!
SIGN Whoo!
[03:57] ---
Whoo! That was fun!
[04:00] ---
That was a nice change of pace!
[04:03] ---
I know, right?
[04:04] ---
What's the difference
if you guys feel refreshed?!
[04:07] ---
Look!
SIGN Effect: Zero
[04:10] ---
Refreshed effect: Zero.
[04:14] ---
We spent about three months' worth of the
invasion budget on this "refreshing plan."
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You moron!
[04:20] ---
How's the platoon supposed
to get by next month?!
[04:24] ---
Um... I've got it!
[04:26] ---
Tamama-kun, could you borrow some
money from the Nishizawa family?
[04:31] ---
I can't do that!
[04:32] ---
Why not?
[04:34] ---
Momocchi's family is loaded,
to say the least!
SIGN Ku ku ku ku
[04:40] ---
That sounds interesting.
[04:46] ---
And so...
[04:47] ---
...Kululu here said
he's interested in your family.
[04:51] ---
We want you to let him stay here,
just for a little while.
[04:55] ---
But...
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Forget it!
[04:58] ---
I'm sorry. We couldn't...
[05:01] ---
If you act now, he comes with...
[05:03] ---
...a set of "fun with Master Fuyuki"
tickets, ma'am.
[05:07] ---
F-F-Fu-Fu...
SIGN Shoulder Massage Ear Cleaning Dinner Brushing Teeth Sing a Lullaby
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A shoulder massage from Fuyuki.
[05:12] ---
Ear cleaning, dinner, teeth-brushing,
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lullaby singing... a set of five tickets!
[05:16] ---
Sure, I'd be happy to!
SIGN Curry Ramune
[05:26] ---
Yeah, got it.
[05:27] ---
Spend as much as you have to on that project.
[05:30] ---
I'm flying to Chicago in
seven and a half minutes.
[05:38] ---
Please, Father!
SIGN Fun Tickets
[05:41] ---
Kulu-chan really wants to see you at work.
[05:45] ---
Please take him with you!
[05:49] ---
Since you're asking me, I have no choice.
[05:56] ---
The deluxe lobster curry.
[05:58] ---
Save one more chair for today's meeting.
SIGN Curry Ramune
[06:02] ---
The nameplate is... Let's see...
[06:05] ---
"Mr. K" is fine.
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The Nishizawa Peach Group, Chicago branch.
[06:10] ---
Conference room.
[06:14] ---
As you can see,
even with our new product,
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Nishizawa Peach Curry,
the competition is killing us.
[06:21] ---
Anyway, I want to see results.
[06:24] ---
Does anyone have an idea
what might be effective?
[06:32] ---
That's an easy one.
[06:48] ---
Invading a Pekoponian corporation
is like taking candy from a baby.
[06:53] ---
Show me.
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Show me what an extraterrestrial
managing adviser can do.
[07:08] ---
Under the guidance of former Sergeant Major
and current Managing Adviser Kululu,
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the Nishizawa Peach Group sweeps
the world economy in no time at all.
[07:19] ---
Meanwhile, the Keroro Platoon...
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Sheesh.
SIGN Quota
SIGN Time is Money
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...is diligently working at side jobs to
make up for blowing the invasion budget.
[07:29] ---
There are the haves and the have-nots.
[07:32] ---
Mr. K is a mysterious entrepreneur
whose nationality is unknown.
[07:34] ---
He has achieved unshakable status
as a corporate adviser,
[07:37] ---
and possesses great influence
over political circles, as well.
[07:41] ---
Is that... I don't believe it!
[07:46] ---
Kululu?!
[07:50] ---
President, some people who claim to be your
old friends are at the security window.
[07:57] ---
Kululu! Come out!
[07:59] ---
We came to Pekopon together,
chasing the same dream, remember?!
[08:04] ---
We stayed up nights talking
about our dream, remember?!
[08:07] ---
Shall I let them in?
[08:08] ---
Kululu!
[08:10] ---
Hmph. Not on your life.
SIGN Rear Entrance
[08:19] ---
K-Kululu...
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...has changed.
[08:26] ---
And so, the seasons came and went...
SIGN Quit Stupid Kululu Friends, Right?
[08:32] ---
Let's just do our best on our own, guys.
[08:36] ---
I'm sure it'll be on the air eventually.
[08:39] ---
The invasion of Pekopon.
[08:40] ---
We've got a problem, Sarge!
[08:43] ---
Kululu is gonna be on TV!
[08:48] ---
Secretary-General of the United Nations?!
[08:50] ---
Accepting the request from
the leader of every country,
[08:52] ---
enigmatic entrepreneur Mr. K
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has been appointed the new
Secretary-General of the United Nations.
[08:59] ---
Kululu...
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He's become someone
who's far beyond our reach.
[09:05] ---
No, wait a second!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[09:07] ---
If he's the Secretary-General of the U.N.,
that's the top position on Pekopon!
[09:11] ---
Gero?! Then...
[09:13] ---
...does that mean Kululu's invaded Pekopon?!
[09:17] ---
Don't tell me he...
[09:19] ---
...had this in mind from the beginning...
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...and worked hard on his own!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[09:25] ---
He did not shed the blood of a single person.
[09:27] ---
You could not have a more
peaceful invasion than this.
[09:32] ---
Kululu... you son-of-a-gun!
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[09:35] ---
People all over the world!
[09:37] ---
Until now, Mr. K has been
hidden by a mysterious veil,
[09:40] ---
but he's going to reveal himself today!
[09:43] ---
Hi there. Hello.
[09:46] ---
Kululu!
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You made it!
[09:49] ---
Or, like, formal event?
SIGN Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[09:52] ---
And now, the newly-appointed
Secretary-General of the United Nations
[09:55] ---
is going to make a few remarks.
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I'm tired of this.
[10:14] ---
I'm gonna go back to being a regular boy!
SIGN Huh?
[10:20] ---
That day, the entire world
fell down in shock.
SIGN Crash
[10:25] ---
All right...
[10:27] ---
So I've come back and look forward
to working with you guys again.
[10:33] ---
Just a little more, and he would've invaded...
[10:36] ---
What the heck did he wanna do?
[10:39] ---
In the end, it is still a mystery...
SIGN Shimura Civil Engineering Firm
SIGN International Curry Day
[10:43] ---
Gero?
[10:44] ---
International Curry Day?
SIGN International Curry Day
[10:47] ---
Have they always had that?
[10:52] ---
Just what was Kululu's motive?
[10:55] ---
Only he knows the answer to that.
[11:00] ---
Curry is awesome!
[11:09] ---
Huh? What are you doing there, Sergeant?
[11:12] ---
Shhh! Lady Natsumi is having a sleepover.
[11:16] ---
I sent in Lady Mois and Pururu-chan
to spy on her.
[11:22] ---
Young girls are the ones
who set trends on Pekopon.
[11:25] ---
I asked fellow girls
Lady Mois and Pururu-chan
[11:28] ---
to pick the brains of the others
for the latest info.
[11:33] ---
Well, Mois-chan aside, I find it hard
[11:35] ---
to think of Chief Nurse Pururu as a girl.
[11:38] ---
Excuse me?
[11:39] ---
Oh, nothing!
[11:44] ---
Pururu: Army Nurse in Love, Sir!
[11:50] ---
What are you most into
these days, Natsumi-san?
[11:54] ---
Well, I guess that would have
to be 623-san's radio show.
[11:57] ---
Here we go. I call this
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the "Lips are Looser on the
Night of a School Trip" plan.
[12:04] ---
I love it.
[12:05] ---
Nonsense.
[12:07] ---
That aside, Natsumi-san,
do you have a crush on anyone?
[12:12] ---
I want to know! I want to know, too!
[12:15] ---
Gerori!
[12:16] ---
As I suspected, this might as well be
the night at a class trip!
[12:24] ---
Giroro-kun, don't look
like that! Fix your face!
[12:28] ---
Never mind me! I want to
ask Pururu-chan a question!
[12:32] ---
I'm curious, too!
[12:33] ---
Do you like someone?
[12:35] ---
Believe me, I'm a boring person.
[12:39] ---
You're not interested, right, Mois-chan?
[12:41] ---
The opposite! I want to know
about you, Auntie... I mean...
[12:45] ---
I want to hear about you, Pururu-san!
[12:47] ---
Or, like, very drawn-in?
[12:50] ---
She's totally forgotten
the purpose of the plan.
[12:53] ---
I-It seems like the tide has turned.
[12:58] ---
Well, maybe if I tell them about myself,
it'll be easier for them to open up.
[13:04] ---
What do you want to know?
[13:05] ---
What's your romantic type, Pururu-chan?
[13:09] ---
Good question. I like older boys.
In fact, adults?
[13:13] ---
Gero?!
[13:15] ---
Someone who really listens...
[13:18] ---
Someone who doesn't put on airs,
but is naturally cool...
[13:22] ---
He's maybe got a triangular face...
SIGN Sharp
[13:26] ---
And he's free, not tied down by anything.
[13:32] ---
Ah! So basically the exact opposite
of the stupid frog, right?
[13:36] ---
Oof!
[13:38] ---
Maybe so.
[13:39] ---
Now I want to hear about everybody else!
[13:42] ---
Gero... free, older, a good listener...
[13:46] ---
Naturally cool, without putting
on airs, and a triangular face...
[13:50] ---
I've never seen anyone like that.
[13:53] ---
Yo!
[13:56] ---
If you ask me, the walls have ears
and the chairs have eyes,
[14:00] ---
but don't worry about the nose and mouth.
[14:03] ---
Oh. Joriri...
[14:06] ---
You scared me!
[14:08] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[14:10] ---
The eyes on a plaster wall
are surprisingly soothing.
[14:13] ---
See you.
[14:17] ---
What was that?! In fact...
[14:19] ---
...what's he doing in this house?
[14:21] ---
Now Joriri is a guy who has total freedom.
[14:25] ---
Gero?!
SIGN Gero
SIGN Freedom
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Someone who's free,
not tied down by anything.
[14:31] ---
Not tied down by anything...
[14:33] ---
Someone who's free...
[14:36] ---
No way!
[14:38] ---
You're right.
Joriri is way too old for her.
[14:42] ---
I like older boys. In fact, adults?
[14:46] ---
I-It's just a coincidence.
[14:48] ---
Right! For example, being a good
listener doesn't apply to him.
[14:53] ---
People are always lovesick.
[14:56] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[14:58] ---
Those who aren't troubled by love are
part of the romantic reserve army.
[15:01] ---
Wait. I don't understand what he's saying,
[15:04] ---
but it sounds like he's ready to dole
out advice at the drop of a hat!
[15:07] ---
Okay, okay, but his face
is in no ways triangular!
[15:13] ---
It may actually be a little bit!
[15:15] ---
Gero!
[15:17] ---
What about being cool naturally,
without putting on any airs?!
[15:20] ---
Jo.
[15:21] ---
I-It all fits!
[15:24] ---
You mean that's cool?!
[15:26] ---
Oh, Natsumi-chan!
[15:30] ---
Giro...
[15:31] ---
Pururu-chan... Say it ain't so...
[15:35] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu?!
[15:38] ---
That's right, neighbor! Shocking, isn't it?
[15:41] ---
It sounds far-fetched, but everything fits.
[15:47] ---
Come to think of it, neighbor...
[15:56] ---
She was gazing at Joriri when he
was taking a nap in the hangar.
[16:01] ---
Gero?!
[16:03] ---
Now that you mention it...
[16:05] ---
...I saw Chief Nurse Pururu stop
and stare at Joriri in Alien City.
[16:11] ---
It is not my intention to poke my nose
into other people's business,
[16:15] ---
but I witnessed a similar sight
[16:17] ---
at a vacant lot yesterday evening.
[16:21] ---
Gero!
[16:22] ---
Seriously?!
[16:26] ---
If you ask me, this is a drive shot
straight to your heart.
[16:30] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[16:33] ---
Catch the ball before it
hits you in the chest.
[16:36] ---
Ba-dum!
SIGN Ba-dum
[16:39] ---
Is Pururu-chan seriously
carrying a torch for Joriri?
[16:43] ---
Somehow...
[16:44] ---
...it seems all the more complicated
because we're childhood friends.
[16:49] ---
Keroro-kun!
[16:51] ---
I brought the sleepover report.
[16:56] ---
Um...
SIGN Secret Sleepover Report
[16:57] ---
Here. I think I got some pretty
important information out of them.
[17:02] ---
Th-Thank you.
[17:04] ---
What's wrong?
[17:05] ---
I helped you, but you're not happy about it?
[17:09] ---
No, um...
[17:12] ---
You're acting kind of strange.
[17:14] ---
Well, I'll be going.
[17:16] ---
Pururu-chan!
[17:18] ---
What?
[17:19] ---
Oh, um...
[17:20] ---
Is there something on your mind?
[17:23] ---
Nope.
[17:24] ---
Is there something you'd like advice about?
[17:27] ---
Nope.
[17:28] ---
Is there something you're hiding from us?
[17:32] ---
Nope.
[17:32] ---
Hey, now you're all acting weird!
[17:37] ---
Uh... O-Okay...
[17:42] ---
How's your love life?!
[17:44] ---
Yay!
[17:47] ---
I'm too busy being on the front line
[17:49] ---
of the planned invasion to have a life!
[17:53] ---
Now quit joking around!
[17:57] ---
I see...
[18:00] ---
Pururu-chan has resigned herself to
giving up on a possible romance with Joriri.
[18:04] ---
She understands the reality
of not being able to afford love
[18:08] ---
while planning an invasion.
[18:09] ---
She is so admirable!
[18:12] ---
However...
[18:14] ---
...I am not sure that it is
so easy to give up on love.
[18:23] ---
Gero!
[18:23] ---
Love! You can never give up on it!
[18:27] ---
556! What are you doing here?!
[18:30] ---
Actually, I came up with a
new way to use colored boxes,
[18:33] ---
and came to give you a report on it,
[18:35] ---
but never mind that now!
[18:37] ---
I heard enough to know what's
going on! Leave it to me!
[18:41] ---
Love! It's a power that can't be beat!
[18:51] ---
Gero...
[18:53] ---
What's all the commotion for?
[18:55] ---
What's wrong with you guys today?
[18:58] ---
Keroro-kun, tell me what's going on!
[19:00] ---
Um... Actually...
[19:04] ---
I'm in love with Joriri?!
[19:07] ---
You're not?
[19:08] ---
Of course not! Why would
I be in love with him?!
[19:11] ---
Then why were you gazing
at him in the hangar?
[19:16] ---
I was waiting for the right time to tell him
that's a dangerous place for a nap!
[19:20] ---
Why were you watching Joriri in Alien Town?
[19:24] ---
He didn't have any money and
was arguing with an employee.
[19:27] ---
I felt ashamed for being a fellow Keronian.
[19:29] ---
Y-You were looking at him at the park...
[19:32] ---
I was about to tell him to
at least use his anti-barrier!
[19:35] ---
Then, what?
[19:37] ---
You explained your type to
Lady Natsumi and the other girls...
[19:42] ---
That was off the top of my head, obviously.
[19:45] ---
Oh...
[19:47] ---
Sheesh. You guys have a screw loose!
[19:50] ---
True, it was a pretty major misunderstanding.
[19:52] ---
I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being born.
[19:57] ---
And while the Keroro Platoon
cleared up that misconception...
[20:19] ---
Love!
[20:19] ---
Never turn your back on it!
SIGN Love
[20:23] ---
Do you know the idiom "wearing two hats"?
[20:27] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[20:29] ---
You can wear two hats,
but three would fall off.
[20:50] ---
Keroro!
[20:52] ---
I'm back!
[20:56] ---
From where?
[20:57] ---
Love!
[20:58] ---
It's something that can be plundered!
[21:01] ---
So instead of Pururu,
[21:03] ---
I confessed her love to Joriri!
SIGN Confession
[21:07] ---
What?!
[21:08] ---
However, he turned you down.
[21:11] ---
But don't worry!
[21:13] ---
Pururu! There are other men!
[21:17] ---
That's all! Farewell!
[21:26] ---
Thus, Chief Nurse Pururu
[21:28] ---
had the unusual experience of being rejected
by someone she wasn't even interested in.
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
Wettle King came again this year!
[23:11] ---
As we hit bottom with the well of ideas,
we mine old material deep for minor nuggets.
[23:15] ---
In the end, we bring you
hackneyed developments.
[23:18] ---
That aside,
[23:19] ---
next week is a science fiction
special effects anime!
[23:22] ---
"Keroro: Eight Wettle Kings, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Wet Mission on Toad 3, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E215 - Keroro: Eight Wettle Kings, Sir! / Keroro: Wet Mission on Toad 3, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
The rainy season has come again.
[01:35] ---
When this time of year rolls around,
does something in particular come to mind?
[01:38] ---
That's right! The hero that
was created from a slug.
[01:45] ---
The first Wettle King became a true champion
of justice and went off into space.
[01:50] ---
The Mecha Wettle King plan ended in failure.
[01:54] ---
But I won't give up.
[01:57] ---
This time for sure, I'll slay
the reborn Natsumigeddon II.
[02:02] ---
Kurara!
[02:15] ---
Keroro: Eight Wettle Kings, Sir!
[02:20] ---
Sticky and humid... I hate the rainy season.
[02:25] ---
I hope summer gets here soon.
[02:31] ---
Target confirmed!
[02:33] ---
No other Pekoponians are in sight!
[02:35] ---
This is our chance, Mr. Sergeant!
[02:37] ---
All right, Kurara!
The time to attack has come!
[02:42] ---
Click it!
SIGN Vroooom
[02:45] ---
What's that?
[02:48] ---
B-Biker gang?!
[02:52] ---
Fake Wet!
[02:55] ---
Wettle King! You're back on Earth again?!
[02:59] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:03] ---
Don't slime me!
[03:07] ---
Fake Wet!
SIGN One
SIGN Two
[03:10] ---
Seven of them?! What's going on here?!
SIGN Three
SIGN Four
SIGN Five
SIGN Six
SIGN Seven
[03:14] ---
All right, click it here, too!
[03:18] ---
Ow!
[03:20] ---
Jeez! What is this?!
[03:23] ---
W-Where am I?!
[03:29] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:31] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:31] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:32] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:32] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:33] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:34] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:35] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:37] ---
Fake Wet!
[03:39] ---
Wh-What do you intend to do to me?
[03:42] ---
Slay you, of course!
[03:46] ---
Stupid frog! I should've known
you were behind this!
[03:49] ---
Indeed.
[03:51] ---
You're going to experience the awesome might
[03:53] ---
of the seven fake Wettle Kings
[03:56] ---
I ordered Kurara to create.
[03:59] ---
Sheesh! We go through this every year,
and you never learn your lesson!
[04:02] ---
A word of fair warning.
[04:04] ---
They have control devices embedded within.
SIGN Here
[04:08] ---
So they'll never suddenly decide
to become heroes.
[04:11] ---
Now, do it! Take down the reborn
Natsumigeddon II!
[04:15] ---
Fake Wet!
[04:20] ---
One more thing I should mention.
[04:23] ---
No one's coming to help you.
[04:25] ---
I didn't want the
red daruma doll to interfere,
[04:28] ---
so we shot him with the "Don't you want to
try going inside a dream?" Gun,
[04:29] ---
Natsumi...
[04:32] ---
Natchi... Natchi...
[04:33] ---
which made him go beddy-bye!
[04:35] ---
Fake Wet!
[04:39] ---
You won't beat me!
[04:44] ---
I can't do this!
[04:45] ---
That's the way!
[04:53] ---
Fake Wet...
[05:02] ---
Fake Wet!
[05:06] ---
I can't handle this! Somebody, help me!
[05:09] ---
I already told you, remember?
[05:12] ---
No one's coming to your aid.
[05:15] ---
Gero?
[05:18] ---
We? Wet!
[05:26] ---
Who's that?
[05:27] ---
Kero?
[05:37] ---
Natsumi-san!
[05:39] ---
Let's go!
[05:40] ---
R-Right!
[05:42] ---
Fake Wet?
[05:43] ---
Come on! What are you doing?!
[05:47] ---
Fake Wet!
[05:49] ---
Call them off, Sergeant Keroro!
[05:55] ---
Huh? What does that switch do?
[06:13] ---
Um... Thank you.
[06:16] ---
Nah, no need to thank me.
[06:20] ---
H-He's handsome...
[06:22] ---
Here.
SIGN Uetsu Toru Reporter
[06:25] ---
Uetsu Toru-san?
[06:27] ---
Yeah. I'm a freelance reporter.
[06:30] ---
Good to meet you.
[06:33] ---
No! What am I doing?!
[06:35] ---
My heart is set on Saburo-senpai!
[06:39] ---
Still, Toru-san...
[06:41] ---
...is really handsome...
[06:44] ---
Toru-san, you know about me, right?
[06:47] ---
Huh?
[06:48] ---
When you saved me, you said my name.
[06:51] ---
Y-Yeah.
[06:53] ---
And you know about the stupid frog, too.
[06:55] ---
That's because I'm a reporter.
[06:58] ---
My job is to investigate aliens
[07:01] ---
and UFOs, then write articles about it.
[07:05] ---
Then...
[07:08] ---
It's okay. I'm going to
keep all you guys a secret.
[07:12] ---
Th-Thank you!
[07:14] ---
But how do you know about us?
[07:19] ---
Toru-san?
[07:19] ---
It's them.
[07:21] ---
It seems they haven't given up yet.
[07:24] ---
Natchi, please forgive me.
[07:27] ---
I am doing it for Mr. Sergeant.
[07:33] ---
Fake Wet!
[07:34] ---
Click it!
[07:38] ---
Again?!
[07:39] ---
Fake Wet! Fake Wet!
[07:42] ---
Stop this futile battle!
[07:44] ---
Gori gorira!
[07:46] ---
I don't know who you are, other than a
Pekoponian who's pooping on my party!
[07:51] ---
But this time, prepare yourself!
[07:54] ---
Go, seven Wettle Kings!
[07:56] ---
Fake Wet!
[07:59] ---
Don't slime me!
[08:02] ---
Natsumi-san!
[08:07] ---
At this rate, Natsumi-san will...
[08:11] ---
Natsumi-san...
[08:12] ---
Yes?
[08:14] ---
You're... You're the one person
I wanted to keep the truth from.
[08:18] ---
I'm... You see, I'm...
[08:21] ---
...Wettle King.
[08:23] ---
Wettle King, whom you find repulsive!
[08:34] ---
Wettle Change!
[08:49] ---
Gori!
[08:52] ---
T-Toru-san!
SIGN The Original Wettle King
[08:56] ---
Wet!
[08:58] ---
Th-The original Wettle King!
[09:00] ---
Right!
[09:00] [SONG] ---
Wettle!
[09:01] ---
Kero!
[09:02] ---
Since rainy season has come,
[09:04] ---
I figured you scoundrels
were plotting another evil scheme,
[09:06] [SONG] ---
Wettle King!
[09:08] ---
so I returned to this planet!
[09:10] ---
To protect Natsumi-san!
[09:13] ---
Gero! It sounds like you learned to
talk normally somewhere along the line!
[09:16] ---
However, your days as a hero are over!
[09:20] ---
Now, everyone! Finish this!
[09:22] [SONG] ---
You destroy the precious peace...
[09:23] ---
Fake Wet!
[09:28] [SONG] ---
There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
enemy! Fight, our Wettle King!
[09:29] ---
Fake Wet!
[09:36] ---
They did it!
[09:38] [SONG] ---
That squishy, slimy valiant figure
has a sticky, gooey body of justice.
[09:38] ---
Wettle Wave!
SIGN Wettle Wave
[09:47] [SONG] ---
Until the day comes when we
[09:53] ---
Huh? The control devices have gone kaput.
[09:54] [SONG] ---
Make the blue, sparkling Pekopon ours,
[09:57] ---
Gero? In other words...
[10:00] ---
Wet!
[10:01] [SONG] ---
Fight, run, stick to things!
[10:02] ---
Heroic Wettle Kings are born!
SIGN Heroic Wettle Kings!!
[10:04] [SONG] ---
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[10:06] ---
All of their "heroic hearts" have awakened!
[10:08] [SONG] ---
Wettle King!
[10:08] ---
Wet!
[10:12] ---
Y-You're acting like we're evil invaders!
[10:16] ---
Exactly.
[10:21] ---
Are we going to make contact
with something soon?
[10:33] ---
I promise to come running whenever
you're in a pinch, Natsumi-san.
[10:38] ---
Toru-san...
[10:39] ---
The Wettle Kings went off to patrol the
universe, and all seemed safe again.
[10:47] ---
However...
SIGN Wettle King 5
[10:48] ---
...Wettle King 5's slimy constitution
[10:51] ---
attracted a fearsome enemy!
[10:59] ---
W-Wet?!
[11:01] ---
But that was no more than
the prelude to a new terror.
[11:17] ---
Right now, a new terror from space
is approaching Earth.
[11:22] ---
But the sergeant and his platoon
have no inkling of this yet.
[11:29] ---
Aloha!
[11:31] ---
How's the weather over there,
Pekopointy-heads?
[11:34] ---
It's poifect over here.
[11:37] ---
To be honest, I love me
a damp rainy season...
[11:40] ---
...but it's to keep away the Nyororo, who
love humidity even more, so there's no choice.
[11:45] ---
Or, like, pressing problem?
[11:57] ---
What's this, all of a sudden?
[11:58] ---
Gero!
[12:02] ---
Sarge?
[12:03] ---
You're behind this, aren't you?!
[12:05] ---
No, I didn't mean for this to happen...
[12:09] ---
The house is gonna catch
on fire at this rate.
[12:14] ---
We have a situation on the
solar-radiating satellite, Toad 3.
[12:18] ---
The controls aren't working anymore.
[12:20] ---
What?!
[12:25] ---
Keroro: Wet Mission on Toad 3, Sir!
[12:40] ---
Still, you two didn't have to come with.
[12:44] ---
What are you talking about?
[12:45] ---
I'm not sitting on the sidelines
when my house might burn down!
[12:49] ---
That's...
[12:50] ---
...Toad 3.
[12:51] ---
It's lit up!
[12:53] ---
The reflective panels are not moving!
[12:55] ---
What's wrong with them?
[12:57] ---
According to the sensors,
there are signs that something got inside.
[13:01] ---
Whatever that is probably sabotaged us.
[13:03] ---
Pardon? What's inside?!
[13:05] ---
Don't ask me.
[13:14] ---
Be careful!
[13:15] ---
A-Anyway, let's go to the control room.
[13:20] ---
Well, Kululu? Have you found anything?
[13:22] ---
Take a look at this.
[13:25] ---
These are experimental plants.
[13:28] ---
They're all dried up.
[13:31] ---
Ge! That's...
[13:33] ---
The water storage tanks.
[13:34] ---
They are totally empty!
[13:36] ---
Not only that.
[13:38] ---
All the water on board is gone.
[13:40] ---
That includes the cooling water
in every section.
[13:42] ---
Then...
[13:43] ---
In other words, overheating is
the cause of the malfunction?
[13:48] ---
But how?
[13:49] ---
Or, like, crisis causes?
[13:51] ---
Anyway,
[13:53] ---
we can't control the solar panels
that are aimed at the Hinata house.
[13:56] ---
In fact, the entire system is on the verge
of going out of control, and if it does...
[14:02] ---
Boom!
[14:07] ---
Oh, no! Our rocket!
[14:16] ---
Something is inside!
[14:18] ---
What is it?
[14:19] ---
K-Kero?
[14:20] ---
What's that?
[14:23] ---
Nyorottle...
[14:27] ---
Nyorottle!
[14:28] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are they?!
[14:31] ---
Kululu!
[14:32] ---
I analyzed them. It's...
[14:35] ---
...a genetic level merging of one
of the Wettle Kings with a Nyororo.
[14:38] ---
That is, it's a Nyorottle King!
[14:41] ---
S-Say what?!
[14:43] ---
My guess is, it sniffed out the water here
[14:46] ---
on the way to Pekopon.
[14:48] ---
But there are many of them!
[14:50] ---
Nyoro!
[14:56] ---
Nyottle!
[14:59] ---
It divided?!
[15:00] ---
They stole all the water on board.
[15:03] ---
Here they come!
[15:09] ---
Nyoro!
[15:12] ---
Natsumi! What's wrong?!
[15:14] ---
If it was originally a Wettle King...
[15:18] ---
...maybe Toru-san...
[15:22] ---
Nyorottle!
[15:23] ---
Natsumi-dono!
[15:26] ---
Dororo!
[15:27] ---
Kero!
[15:28] ---
Dororo!
[15:31] ---
I was careless...
[15:34] ---
Ge-ge! Dororo-senpai!
[15:36] ---
Nyottle!
[15:40] ---
G-Gero...
[15:43] ---
Natsumi-san!
[15:48] ---
Toru-san!
[15:50] ---
That's the changed form
of one of my comrades.
[15:53] ---
Eh?! What's the Wettle King doing here?
[15:56] ---
Him?
[15:58] ---
I told you before!
[16:00] ---
I'll come running if you're in a pinch!
[16:03] ---
Now! Leave this to me!
[16:05] ---
They're all yours!
[16:07] ---
Th-Thank you!
[16:10] ---
Halt, comrades!
[16:12] ---
Do not give in to the evil in your heart!
[16:14] ---
Conquer yourself!
[16:23] ---
C-Close the door!
[16:25] ---
Toru-san is still out there!
[16:34] ---
T-Toru-san?
[16:41] ---
For now, the Hinata house is out of danger,
[16:43] ---
but Toad 3 here can't hold out!
[16:49] ---
And they could break through
this door any second!
[16:52] ---
Or, like, dreadful status?
[16:54] ---
What should we do?!
[16:56] ---
Nyorottle King is a combination of
a Nyoro and a Wettle King, right?
[17:02] ---
Then maybe there's some way we can
separate them into their original selves?
[17:05] ---
Nice idea, kid!
[17:08] ---
If we use the sensors and surveillance lasers
[17:10] ---
to irradiate every corner of Toad 3
with an "If we lived twice" beam,
[17:15] ---
we may be able to split them apart.
[17:18] ---
But then it would affect us, too...
[17:22] ---
Yes. So before we fire the beam,
[17:25] ---
we'll use this to escape!
[17:27] ---
Gero!
[17:29] ---
But there's still a problem.
[17:31] ---
There are Nyorottles everywhere!
[17:34] ---
If we're attacked en route
to the escape ship,
[17:36] ---
it's all over.
[17:38] ---
Oh, no!
[17:40] ---
I'll be a decoy.
[17:41] ---
Toru-san!
[17:43] ---
It's okay. I can fly through space,
[17:45] ---
so I can escape on my own.
[17:47] ---
But...!
[17:48] ---
Yeah! Yeah! Let's go with that!
[17:50] ---
You blockhead!
[17:54] ---
H-Here I am!
[18:01] ---
All right, let's go!
[18:03] ---
Yeah!
[18:10] ---
Toru-san!
[18:11] ---
Natsumi-san!
[18:13] ---
We're ready to take off!
[18:14] ---
But there are three Nyorottles
outside the hatch!
[18:17] ---
Crud! They must've gotten out somehow!
[18:22] ---
This is pointless unless all of them
are inside the station.
[18:25] ---
Toru-san, I'm sorry.
[18:27] ---
But please!
[18:29] ---
Understood!
[18:34] ---
Go ahead! Take off!
[18:35] ---
All right! Opening the hatch!
[18:43] ---
Here I go!
[18:45] ---
Wettle Change!
[18:51] ---
Wet!
[18:57] ---
Wet!
[18:58] [SONG] ---
Resounding throughout the soggy galaxy,
[19:03] ---
Nyoro!
[19:03] [SONG] ---
If voice cries out for help from far away,
Wettle King will return home.
[19:07] ---
Takeoff!
[19:13] ---
Yes! A successful escape!
[19:13] [SONG] ---
Even if his cracking legs shatter, his fist
of judgment will be released with a squish.
[19:15] ---
Wet...
[19:19] ---
Wet!
[19:20] [SONG] ---
Until Pekopon, overflowing with light,
[19:25] ---
Wet!
[19:27] ---
Now!
[19:29] [SONG] ---
Is full of hopeful voices.
[19:36] [SONG] ---
Even if you don't want him,
he'll definitely come.
[19:40] ---
Wow!
[19:40] [SONG] ---
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[19:40] ---
Like I thought, they're all becoming one.
[19:43] [SONG] ---
Wettle King!
[19:43] ---
H-How far will they go back?
[19:45] ---
Who knows?
[19:47] ---
Maybe they'll split into two once more...
[19:54] ---
That was close.
[19:55] ---
We made it by a thread.
[20:04] ---
Wet!
[20:06] ---
W-What is he doing?!
[20:11] ---
Toru-san!
[20:12] ---
Wettle King!
[20:27] ---
Why? Why?!
[20:30] ---
W-What's that?!
[20:33] ---
Kero?
[20:34] ---
Pardon?
[20:35] ---
No way...
[20:43] ---
Wet!
SIGN The Former Wettle King 5
[20:50] ---
He went back in there...
[20:52] ---
...to save his comrade!
[20:54] ---
Toru-san!
[20:55] ---
A person's actions decide their worth.
[20:59] ---
And he knew that.
[21:01] ---
He made me bawl again!
[21:05] ---
Nin, nin!
[21:06] ---
Tch. A boring outcome this year, too.
[21:09] ---
Well, all's well that ends well!
[21:12] ---
Stupid frog!
[21:14] ---
Wettle King taught us that all life
is precious, no matter how small.
[21:20] ---
And then he flew off to the
far reaches of space again.
[21:23] ---
Thank you, Wettle King!
[21:25] ---
Whether or not we'll be able to see your valiant
figure again depends on everyone's support.
[21:30] ---
Wet!
SIGN The End
Wet Mission on Toad 3
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
SIGN Chuckle
[23:07] ---
Corporal Giroro here.
[23:08] ---
Lance Corporal Dororo here.
[23:10] ---
Doesn't it seem like we've been
doing nothing but jokes recently?
[23:12] ---
It's because we don't have
a serious invasion plan!
SIGN That
[23:15] ---
I prefer getting laughs
to aiding in the invasion.
SIGN Ohhhh
[23:18] ---
That aside, you have been getting
a lot of laughs, Dororo-kun.
SIGN Click
[23:22] ---
"Keroro: Invade with Compression, Sir?"
[23:25] ---
"Fuyuki: The Legend of the
Hinata Family Treasure, Sir!"
SIGN Company Secrets
SIGN Even 26 years old is okay
[23:29] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E216 - Keroro: Invade with Compression, Sir? / Fuyuki: The Legend of the Hinata Family Treasure, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
SIGN UMA Studies
SIGN The Secret of the Yeti
[01:34] ---
Huh? What's wrong, Fuyuki-kun?
[01:37] ---
I just noticed how all these
half-read books have been piling up.
[01:41] ---
But it'd be a waste
to just throw them away.
[01:43] ---
I know where you're coming from.
SIGN Mysteries of the World
SIGN UMA Research
[01:44] ---
Even though you have books you haven't
read, you can't help buying more.
[01:51] ---
Huh? Natsumi-chan, too?
[01:53] ---
This one, and this one, too...
I don't think I've finished any of these.
[01:57] ---
It's games for you, huh?
[01:59] ---
Gero gerori...
[02:01] ---
As you can see, the Pekoponians are surrounded
by items that they haven't finished using.
[02:06] ---
Half-read books, manga, magazines...
[02:09] ---
Health goods that they've only used twice...
[02:11] ---
Video games that they couldn't finish,
videos they haven't watched...
[02:14] ---
CDs they've barely listened to, clothes they
haven't worn even once... the list goes on.
[02:19] ---
True, keeping things that you want to
throw away but can't is a burden.
[02:23] ---
There is a way we can use
this for the invasion.
SIGN Unused Items
[02:27] ---
Gero gero gero!
[02:32] ---
Keroro: Invade with Compression, Sir?
SIGN Read me Read me Read me to the end Please Read me Please read me
SIGN Read me
SIGN Read me
[02:44] ---
What are these voices?
SIGN Play me
SIGN Finish me
SIGN Play me
[02:49] ---
Jeez! They're so noisy, I can't do anything!
[02:52] ---
The damage to Fuyuki-san and
Natsumi-san is increasing.
[02:56] ---
I didn't think it would work.
[02:57] ---
It is really working!
[02:59] ---
When I send out this machine's
electromagnetic waves,
[03:01] ---
the voices of the half-finished items
around them can be heard.
SIGN UMA Research
SIGN UFO Research
[03:09] ---
So we're going to invade in
the midst of the confusion?
[03:12] ---
I see. Certainly,
this may be an effective plan.
[03:15] ---
Right!
[03:17] ---
So what's Keroro doing now?
[03:20] ---
Make me!
SIGN Captain Geroro
[03:22] ---
Read me!
SIGN First Edition Bonus Figure Limited Quantity
[03:23] ---
Watch me!
SIGN Please
Watch me
Read me
Read me
Read me
Make me
Read me
[03:25] ---
Leave me alone!
[03:29] ---
It seems this plan works really well
against Mr. Sergeant, too.
[03:34] ---
Any guy who gets done in
by his own plan is hopeless!
[03:38] ---
Uncle, get a hold of yourself.
SIGN Small Small Small
SIGN Small Small Medium
[03:41] ---
This is incredible.
SIGN Small Small A Lot
SIGN Small Small Tons
[03:43] ---
Natsumi and Fuyuki don't hold
a candle to his damage level.
SIGN Watch me
Read me
Please
Make me
Read me to the end
Please
Read me
Read me
[03:47] ---
And so, the unused item plan
was put on hold.
[03:52] ---
Th-Those are...
[03:55] ---
...Gundam models he hasn't put together!
SIGN Shonen Alpha
[03:57] ---
Half-read manga.
[03:58] ---
DVDs he turned off while watching.
[04:00] ---
And that's not counting DVD-Rs.
[04:03] ---
Look at all of them.
[04:05] ---
Or, like, expired stockpile?
[04:07] ---
Yeah, I know I should do something,
but it keeps piling up...
SIGN Chuckle
[04:11] ---
How can I put it?
I'm satisfied the instant I buy it.
[04:14] ---
I'm sad to admit that,
but it means I'm a collector, right?
[04:18] ---
Anyway, if we get rid of all this stuff now,
[04:21] ---
we'll be able to continue with the plan!
[04:23] ---
Please, my lord, anything but that!
[04:25] ---
This is disgraceful!
[04:27] ---
On today, of all days!
[04:28] ---
Don't do it, kero!
[04:30] ---
Wait, Giroro-dono.
[04:31] ---
Dororo?
[04:32] ---
If collecting things that
you don't use is a sin,
[04:35] ---
then throwing those unused
things away is also a sin.
[04:39] ---
You said it, Doro-tan!
[04:41] ---
Besides, knowing Mr. Sergeant, if you torched
this batch, he would only stockpile again.
SIGN Gulp!
[04:46] ---
Ulp!
[04:47] ---
That being said,
leaving things as they are...
[04:49] ---
I have a good idea.
[04:52] ---
G-Gero...
SIGN Captain Geroro
SIGN Play Main Story
Setup
Special
SIGN Captain Geroro
[04:57] ---
Um... What is this?
[04:59] ---
You are going to finish everything
you started, Commander-dono.
[05:03] ---
Or, like, finish backlog?
[05:05] ---
The only way to get rid of
unused things is to use them.
[05:09] ---
Gero... You mean everything?
[05:12] ---
While reading manga and watching DVDs...
[05:16] ---
...please make Gundam models.
[05:18] ---
Gero... Are you serious?
SIGN Captain Geroro
SIGN So you're still alive, Brother!!
SIGN Brother!!
SIGN It's been a long time,
little brother.
[05:29] ---
Looking at both like this
helps me pick up on the differences
[05:32] ---
between manga and anime,
so I'm learning.
[05:34] ---
Hey! Your hands have stopped moving!
[05:37] ---
Jeez. All right, already.
[05:42] ---
I finally finished MG Dom.
[05:45] ---
All right, what's the next
Gundam model? Keep 'em coming!
[05:48] ---
MG Dom.
[05:50] ---
Gero... Dom again?
[05:52] ---
It's your own fault!
[05:54] ---
You bought too many of the same model!
[05:56] ---
After all...
SIGN Dom
[05:58] ---
One to make, right?
[05:59] ---
One to play with...
[06:01] ---
And one to store.
SIGN For Gaia
[06:02] ---
Three of each for Dom, so...
[06:07] ---
That's a lot.
[06:09] ---
Gero...
[06:11] ---
That's seven completed Doms!
[06:13] ---
What's next?
[06:14] ---
Your eighth Dom.
[06:15] ---
We finally made it to box two of the anime.
[06:18] ---
We're in the second part of the manga.
[06:20] ---
You can do it, Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN Sick and tired
[06:22] ---
Tell me, when is this going to end?
[06:25] ---
According to my calculations,
[06:27] ---
staying up all night without eating,
drinking, or taking any potty breaks,
[06:31] ---
it'll take about 670 days!
[06:34] ---
Huh. 670 days...
SIGN 670 Days...
[06:37] ---
670 days...
[06:39] ---
Like I can do that!!
[06:45] ---
When I think about it like that,
SIGN Deeply
[06:48] ---
the number of DVDs I can watch and
Gundam models I can build in my lifetime
[06:52] ---
is surprisingly small.
[06:55] ---
This is nothing to philosophize about!
[06:57] ---
Have you forgotten that the biggest thing
you've left unfinished is the invasion?!
[07:01] ---
Oh! You put it well!
[07:03] ---
I shouldn't have to!
[07:04] ---
Hey, Kululu. Can't you do something here?
[07:07] ---
Nngh? 100 helpings of curry.
[07:12] ---
An elephant!
[07:14] ---
What is it?
SIGN Kerokku LHA 2.0.1
[07:16] ---
Kerokku LHA2.0.1.
[07:18] ---
Compressor-kun for short.
[07:20] ---
Compressor?
[07:21] ---
Yeah. It can compress items
that haven't been completed.
[07:27] ---
For example:
[07:28] ---
One episode of anime
[07:30] ---
contains a vast amount of information that
has no direct connection to the story.
SIGN From a scene in the Captain Geroro anime series
[07:35] ---
Mech details...
[07:37] ---
Mold patterns in the background...
[07:40] ---
Clothing of bystanders...
[07:43] ---
Scenes that are superfluous
to the main plot...
[07:46] ---
Little jokes and parodies that are
ultimately worthless, and so on.
[07:49] ---
Well, I think little jokes and
parodies are important, too.
[07:53] ---
This is a way to cut out
all of that argle-bargle
[07:55] ---
and make things simple.
SIGN Anime Comic
Captain Geroro
[07:59] ---
Let's try it out on that manga. Click!
SIGN Click
[08:07] ---
Gero! I haven't read that one yet!
[08:18] ---
Gero! W-What is this?!
[08:21] ---
What is it?!
SIGN Company Secrets
[08:22] ---
One volume of manga has become
a one-page digest!
SIGN Ohhhhh
SIGN Company Secrets
[08:28] ---
And this one single page encapsulates the
[08:31] ---
"and as if that weren't enough"
delight of the work!
[08:34] ---
This way, you can read through it
in no time!
[08:37] ---
Then how about DVDs?
SIGN Click
[08:39] ---
Click!
[08:49] ---
Gero! Wh-What the...?!
[08:51] ---
A 30-minute work has been edited
down to just three seconds!
[08:57] ---
It not only retains
the work's charm and fun,
[09:00] ---
it also automatically
becomes this blue thing!
[09:03] ---
Gero!
[09:04] ---
This way, you can watch it
in no time at all!
[09:07] ---
This really comes in handy, Yellow-kun!
[09:10] ---
Well, it just goes to show how flimsy
things in this world really are.
[09:15] ---
Hey, now, wait a second...
[09:16] ---
That's going too far...
SIGN UFOlogy
[09:20] ---
I haven't read them yet!
[09:23] ---
It's okay!
[09:30] ---
W-Wow!
[09:31] ---
I can even get detailed information
just by reading this!
[09:35] ---
Right? Right?
[09:38] ---
All right! I finished the game
with one attack!
[09:40] ---
And yet I still feel exhilarated
and a sense of accomplishment!
[09:44] ---
I know, right?
[09:45] ---
All right!
SIGN Compression
[09:47] ---
Now I'm gonna compress the Gundam models!
[09:54] ---
Gero? Th-This looks really simple...
SIGN Dom
[10:00] ---
Gero?
[10:02] ---
What is this?
SIGN Exactly three minutes later
[10:05] ---
Exactly three minutes later...
[10:10] ---
All I had to do was
take it off the runner,
[10:11] ---
snap the two halves together,
and it was complete!
[10:13] ---
That was as easy as putting together
a toy from a candy box!
SIGN Triple Dom
[10:17] ---
And for some reason,
after putting one together,
[10:19] ---
two more automatically form!
SIGN Dom
[10:21] ---
Of course, the proportions
and details are all there!
[10:26] ---
That's not all.
[10:28] ---
Gero?
[10:29] ---
Matthew!
[10:31] ---
Ortega!
[10:32] ---
Gaia!
[10:33] ---
They leave nothing to be desired.
[10:37] ---
Then, what if...
SIGN That
[10:39] ---
...I tried compressing that?
[10:42] ---
"That"?
[10:43] ---
Don't tell me...
[10:45] ---
Yeah, the invasion.
SIGN Invasion
[10:48] ---
I see! If you use Compression-kun...
[10:51] ---
Gero gerori!
[10:52] ---
Compressing the invasion will make it simple
without losing any of its essential qualities!
[10:58] ---
That's different from the original plan,
[11:00] ---
but this may actually work!
SIGN Gero Gero Gero
[11:02] ---
Wait! If you are talking about invasion,
[11:04] ---
I cannot turn a blind eye!
[11:06] ---
You can't do this, Sarge!
[11:07] ---
I won't let you do it!
[11:13] ---
Why?!
[11:15] ---
Stupid frog!
[11:16] ---
This is so mean, Sarge!
[11:19] ---
Gero gerori!
[11:20] ---
All right, now that I've
cleared the room of naysayers,
[11:22] ---
let's try this!
[11:25] ---
Gero gero! I wonder what kind of
item will come out! I can't wait!
[11:28] ---
Maybe written instructions
with an awesome plan!
[11:31] ---
Or maybe a weapon that'll invade
Pekopon with the push of a button!
[11:35] ---
Will Earth be invaded so easily
by Sergeant Keroro?
[11:41] ---
Click!
[11:46] ---
Gero?
[11:51] ---
Gero!
SIGN Put Away
[12:03] ---
What is this? I don't get it.
[12:04] ---
Uncle!
[12:06] ---
You are in a storage box, Mr. Sergeant.
[12:11] ---
I guess it means we should put
the commander away somewhere.
[12:14] ---
So that would be the fastest way
to accomplish the invasion?
[12:18] ---
Hey! Hey-taro!
[12:28] ---
We're told there are still many
[12:30] ---
hidden treasures somewhere on this Earth.
[12:33] ---
And maybe one of them
[12:35] ---
is closer to you than you think.
[12:38] ---
Where did it go?
[12:41] ---
Huh?
[12:43] ---
Fuyuki-dono! What are you looking for?
[12:45] ---
Oh. I put a half-finished book
in here a long time ago...
[12:49] ---
Another book you haven't finished reading?
[12:51] ---
Okay, I can compress that one, too.
[12:53] ---
Nah, but thanks, anyway.
[12:55] ---
Gero?
[12:56] ---
I had a thought.
[12:58] ---
I think you should really take time
to read through books.
[13:01] ---
Don't you think so, Sarge?
[13:03] ---
Well, you're right, Master Fuyuki.
[13:06] ---
I realized that after
being compressed myself.
[13:10] ---
Sergeant, you're still compressed?
[13:13] ---
Huh? What's this?
[13:16] ---
It looks really old...
[13:22] ---
Fuyuki: The Legend of the
Hinata Family Treasure, Sir!
[13:28] ---
This must be really old.
[13:32] ---
What's it doing at your house?
[13:35] ---
Good question.
[13:36] ---
It seems like too much of a coincidence that
it just happened to get left there.
[13:41] ---
Maybe it says where a hidden treasure is?
[13:44] ---
Gero! Treasure?
[13:46] ---
There's a hint hidden
somewhere in this paper!
[13:49] ---
Is that what it is?
[13:53] ---
The characters are too faded to be legible.
SIGN Don't give up hope
[13:57] ---
"Don't give up hope."
SIGN Go to
[13:59] ---
"Go to... great lengths..."
SIGN Great lengths
[14:03] ---
"Yell...ow"?
[14:05] ---
Yellow?
SIGN Kibou wo sutezu (Don't give up hope)
[14:07] ---
If you connect the first character
of each part, it reads as "yellow."
SIGN Ikanaru
SIGN Rou mo oshimazu (Go to great lengths)
SIGN Ki-i-ro
SIGN Kiiro (Yellow)
[14:12] ---
Yellow, huh?
[14:13] ---
The first thing that comes to mind...
[14:15] ---
Curry or borscht...
[14:17] ---
Both are good.
SIGN Kululu Curry
[14:21] ---
Kululu, wait a second.
[14:26] ---
Gero... Something's appearing.
[14:29] ---
A new hint!
SIGN Bubbles Flood Tornado
[14:31] ---
Bubbles, flood, tornado...
[14:34] ---
What could it mean?
[14:36] ---
Bubbles, flood, tornado...
[14:39] ---
I've got it!
[14:39] ---
Madam, that's indecent.
[14:42] ---
I see! It was talking
about the washing machine!
[14:46] ---
So what are you going to wash?
[14:48] ---
This hint is written in red letters...
[14:51] ---
...and when I think "red," I think...
[14:55] ---
Sorry, Corporal.
[14:57] ---
Kids, don't try this at home!
[15:01] ---
What's this?
[15:02] ---
Something on his back!
SIGN You'll find the answer on the day light and darkness collide.
[15:04] ---
"You'll find the answer on the day
light and darkness collide."
[15:08] ---
Light and darkness...
[15:10] ---
You awful woman! You are trying to secretly
[15:13] ---
butter up Mr. Sergeant again?!
[15:16] ---
I was just going to
[15:17] ---
give Uncle this starfruit, since he
hasn't gone back to his normal form!
[15:22] ---
Give it here! I'll check the taste first!
[15:24] ---
Get lost!
[15:25] ---
Hey, now.
[15:26] ---
Stop fighting, both of you.
[15:29] ---
Ah! Maybe...
SIGN Darkness
SIGN Light
[15:31] ---
Light and darkness?
[15:33] ---
That's it! I've got it, Sarge!
[15:35] ---
Gero?
[15:36] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[15:39] ---
Armageddon, one ten-billionth!
[15:42] ---
Corporal, watch out!
[15:49] ---
Corporal!
[15:50] ---
Giroro-san!
[15:51] ---
Mr. Corporal!
[15:52] ---
This is awful...
[15:53] ---
Gero? Master Fuyuki, look at this.
SIGN What day is March 15th?
[15:56] ---
This is...
[15:57] ---
"What day is March 15th?"
[15:59] ---
March 15th is Shoe Day, so...
SIGN Shoe Day
[16:03] ---
I see! The shoe rack!
[16:06] ---
Master Fuyuki...
SIGN Even 26 years old is okay
[16:07] ---
"Even 26 years old is okay"?
SIGN Even 26 years old is okay
[16:10] ---
Um... Got it! The bathtub!
SIGN Furo OK (Bathtub)
[16:15] ---
I see. Mt. Fuji is on the back
of the 1,000 yen bill.
[16:18] ---
Got it! A broken radio!
[16:22] ---
Awesome! Then there's a treasure
[16:25] ---
hidden somewhere in this house!
[16:26] ---
Boring...
[16:29] ---
Sarge. Are you bored with this?
[16:31] ---
No, no, not at all!
[16:34] ---
By the way, Master Fuyuki, I've got an idea.
[16:38] ---
If you used Compressor-kun, you'd be
able to find the treasure easily, right?
[16:43] ---
You are tired of this.
[16:44] ---
So it seems.
[16:46] ---
But it wouldn't be a good fit, Sarge.
[16:48] ---
Gero?
[16:49] ---
Just as there's value in taking
the time to read a book,
[16:53] ---
there's value in finding a treasure
after working hard at it.
[16:58] ---
Is that what it is?
SIGN Touch me if you can
[17:01] ---
Um, the newest hint is...
SIGN Touch me if you can
[17:04] ---
"Touch me if you can," so...
[17:13] ---
At any rate, I'm impressed
they made this contraption.
[17:17] ---
Something fits in there.
[17:19] ---
I wonder if it means something
that the inner part is blue.
[17:22] ---
Blue. That reminds me of...
[17:24] ---
Blue! There can be none other...
[17:27] ---
Blue! Nin!
[17:32] ---
Dororo is here!
[17:34] ---
This blue soy sauce dispenser!
[17:36] ---
The color is exactly the same.
[17:38] ---
S-So cruel! I am... I am blue, too!
[17:45] ---
Perfect.
[17:47] ---
S-Sorry, Corporal.
[17:50] ---
It sunk.
[17:54] ---
Sis?
[17:55] ---
Natsumi-dono!
[17:56] ---
Hey, stupid frog! What's going on here?!
[17:59] ---
I don't really know...
[18:02] ---
It's not what you think, Sis!
[18:04] ---
There's a treasure hidden
somewhere in the house!
[18:07] ---
Treasure?
[18:07] ---
That's right! Look!
[18:11] ---
I don't remember a door being there...
[18:19] ---
Stairs!
[18:20] ---
Suddenly, mysterious stairs have
appeared before them.
[18:23] ---
What lies in wait for them below?
[18:28] ---
What is it?
[18:29] ---
It's...
[18:30] ---
...the living room, of course.
[18:33] ---
Huh?
[18:36] ---
You found me, everyone.
[18:41] ---
Yeah, good job!
[18:44] ---
Who are you?
[18:44] ---
Oh, yeah. Ask a question, get an answer.
[18:48] ---
I'm from the planet Seeker.
[18:52] ---
Nice to meet you!
[18:54] ---
From the planet Seeker?
[18:56] ---
Yes, I am.
[18:57] ---
Another weirdo...
[18:59] ---
So where's the treasure?
[19:01] ---
Gero! Don't tell me the punchline is that
you're the treasure! Give me a break!
[19:05] ---
No, no, that's not it.
[19:09] ---
On the way to finding me,
you shed sweat, tears,
[19:11] ---
and made an effort, which is
the greatest treasure of all.
[19:17] ---
That's right. It's the duty of us Seekers
[19:19] ---
to spread the message
here and there
[19:22] ---
throughout the universe that
[19:24] ---
"the process of finding a treasure
is what the true treasure is."
[19:28] ---
That's what this anti-treasure type
alien fervently believes.
SIGN Opposite Treasure
Type Alien
SIGN Planet Seeker
[19:32] ---
What an interesting fellow...
[19:32] ---
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
[19:35] ---
Well, let's listen to what
he has to say, Sarge.
[19:39] ---
Hey, you guys!
[19:40] ---
Have you ever been satisfied just hearing
the end of a movie or video game?
SIGN Gulp
[19:44] ---
Have you ever felt satisfied
just hearing how a book ends?
SIGN Gulp
[19:47] ---
Have you ever been satisfied with a
plastic model that's almost complete?
SIGN Gulp
[19:51] ---
Gero. Certainly.
SIGN Slow and steady
wins the race
[19:53] ---
You know?
[19:54] ---
Just like they say,
"Slow and steady wins the race."
[19:58] ---
Oh! And getting to the goal first
isn't always a good thing.
SIGN Grrr
[20:04] ---
Um... what are you trying to say?
SIGN Slow and steady wins the race
[20:07] ---
That it's a mistake to try and
race to a speedy conclusion.
SIGN Grrr
SIGN Grrr
[20:11] ---
Oh, is that right?
[20:14] ---
'Cause I have the feeling
I wasted a whole afternoon!
[20:18] ---
Well... But Sarge...
[20:21] ---
You have to admit it was fun, right?
SIGN Bubbles Flood
SIGN You'll find the answer on the day light and darkness collide.
[20:24] ---
He prepared all of this and
was waiting a long, long time.
SIGN What day is March 15th?
SIGN Even 26 years old is okay
[20:29] ---
No, no. I haven't been waiting a long time.
[20:33] ---
I just got here last night.
[20:37] ---
Last night?
[20:38] ---
But what about that old paper?
[20:40] ---
I just made it look old on purpose,
of course!
[20:46] ---
So that was some surprisingly
shallow treasure hunting, huh?
SIGN Disappointed...
[20:51] ---
Shallow or deep doesn't matter!
SIGN Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
[20:53] ---
You know? I keep saying this,
[20:55] ---
but the solid time you spent doing this
[20:58] ---
will become, oh yeah,
the treasure of a lifetime.
[21:01] ---
And that is the purpose of we Seekers...
[21:05] ---
What if all of the world's buried treasures
turned out to be Seekers?
[21:11] ---
Let's pray that's not the case.
[21:13] ---
That's the treasure! Oh, yeah!
[21:13] ---
Master Fuyuki, may I compress him?
[21:15] ---
A truer treasure than anything!
[21:17] ---
Do you understand?
[21:17] ---
Yeah. Good idea.
[21:22] ---
Oh, no!
[21:25] ---
Well, these two have been
put through the wringer this time.
[21:30] ---
I'm worn out!
[21:32] ---
See you again!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:38] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
SIGN Human Resources
[23:07] ---
Keroro here!
[23:08] ---
I'm Giroro!
SIGN Short Course
[23:09] ---
I'm Dororo! Hey, what does
a "golden parachute" mean?
SIGN Eh?
[23:12] ---
It's when you do a really good job
at work and get a high position,
[23:15] ---
so as a reward, they give you lots of money
to use as a parachute when you jump.
[23:17] ---
That's what Joriri told you, isn't it?
[23:20] ---
That aside, golden parachute!
[23:23] ---
"Chibi Kero: The Forbidden Game, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: The Terrifying Invaders, Sir!"
SIGN Calamity
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E217 - Chibi Kero: The Forbidden Game, Sir! / Keroro: The Terrifying Invaders, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:35] ---
Everyone has those little impulses, right?
SIGN Hideout
[01:47] ---
Pururu-chan really is cute!
[01:50] ---
Maybe I should ask her on a date...
[01:53] ---
But then...
[01:54] ---
Oh, Keroro-kun, you're so silly!
[01:57] ---
Gero!
[02:02] ---
Definitely possible...
[02:07] ---
Owowowowow...
[02:11] ---
Z-Zeroro!
[02:13] ---
Don't surprise me like that, geez!
[02:16] ---
Hey! Hello, Keroro-kun!
[02:19] ---
Huh?
[02:20] ---
It's nice weather today, isn't it?
How are you feeling?
[02:23] ---
I'm feeling very good today!
[02:26] ---
I'm very happy to see you today!
[02:27] ---
What's wrong with you, Zeroro?!
Are you messing with me?!
[02:29] ---
It's nice weather today, isn't it?
[02:30] ---
The way you're talking is kind of scary!
[02:30] ---
Hey, Keroro, stop that!
[02:31] ---
How are you?! I'm ve... ry... hap...
SIGN Plan Schedule
[02:32] ---
But it's Zeroro, he's—
[02:35] ---
...py.
[02:37] ---
Z-Zeroro!
[02:40] ---
He... He's got no pulse!
[02:43] ---
N-No way...
SIGN Prior Record?
[02:46] ---
Prior record?
[02:54] ---
The heck is this?
[02:57] ---
You both fell for it!
[02:59] ---
Zeroro!
[03:05] ---
Chibi Kero: The Forbidden Game, Sir!
[03:10] ---
Hey, Zeroro, is this...
[03:12] ---
A copy robot!
[03:15] ---
Dad bought it for me!
[03:17] ---
But they're mega expensive, right?
[03:19] ---
He bought it for me as a reward,
since I did well on the tests...
SIGN Plan Schedule
[03:24] ---
Keh. Doubt that would happen to me,
even if I got a 100.
[03:28] ---
Have you ever gotten a 100?
[03:30] ---
Uh... no, but...
[03:33] ---
So how do you use it?
[03:35] ---
It's really easy to use!
[03:38] ---
This nose part is a button,
[03:41] ---
and it copies whoever presses it exactly!
[03:46] ---
Whoa, that's awesome!
[03:48] ---
And if you press it one more time...
[03:51] ---
That's basically it!
[03:53] ---
Let me do it, too!
[04:00] ---
Wowww, it's me! Awesome, awesome!
[04:02] ---
Let me try it!
[04:10] ---
Awesoooooome!
[04:12] ---
One more time, one more time!
[04:16] ---
M-Me, too!
[04:20] ---
Ah, me next, me next!
[04:21] ---
Don't treat it so roughly! It'll break!
[04:23] ---
Me next!
[04:24] ---
One more time!
[04:30] ---
I know! I thought of a great idea!
[04:33] ---
You're just gonna try to get it to do your
homework for you or something, aren't you?
[04:37] ---
Erk.
[04:38] ---
Huh? How did you know that?
[04:41] ---
Everyone who knows you would.
[04:44] ---
It said in the instructions not
to use the copy robot to cheat!
[04:50] ---
And anyway, this is mine.
[04:53] ---
Zeroro-kun!
[04:55] ---
We're friends, aren't we?
Let's both use it together as friends.
[04:59] ---
Fr-Friends!
[05:02] ---
So... let's just try making it
do homework to start with.
SIGN Homework
Study Notebook
[05:07] ---
Come on, do this homework.
[05:10] ---
Gero! Its head is spinning!
[05:12] ---
It's impossible. It only has a level-C
artificial intelligence, so it can't do homework!
[05:19] ---
Aww... but then it's pointless!
[05:22] ---
Peh. Useless.
[05:24] ---
More expensive doesn't always
mean better, I guess.
[05:26] ---
Honestly. What a useless thing.
[05:33] ---
Well, forget it, then. I'll take it home.
[05:36] ---
Ah, Zeroro-kun, wait!
[05:42] ---
Yeah, this is more like the
typical way of using robots.
[05:46] ---
Much more like it.
[05:48] ---
Wait, why does the copy robot have
to look like me when it's cleaning?
[05:53] ---
Coincidence, that's all. Coincidence.
[05:56] ---
So, next... go buy us juice and some bread!
[06:00] ---
I'll leave it to you.
[06:02] ---
Okay!
[06:03] ---
This doesn't feel very nice...
[06:09] ---
Yes! High score!
[06:11] ---
That's how you do it!
[06:14] ---
Impressive as always.
[06:15] ---
Wow! No one can beat you, Keroro-kun!
[06:19] ---
Ohh, I don't know...
[06:22] ---
Wanna give it a try?
[06:27] ---
Ha ha! He can't make heads or tails of it.
[06:32] ---
Looks like it figured out
that it's a game machine.
[06:34] ---
Well, it is a copy robot of me,
so it can at least do that...
[06:39] ---
Ah... Gero!
[06:45] ---
Ultra high score.
SIGN Defeat
[06:49] ---
The robot is better at simple jobs.
SIGN Old trains really are cool. On the way to Planet Hiquesviel Freight train Really impressive!
SIGN Galactic Railway on Planet Hiquesviel Galactic Railway on Planet Keron
[06:55] ---
My favorite recently is this one.
[06:59] ---
MH200.
[07:00] ---
"Echo Power Blue Impulse."
[07:03] ---
Huh. You can tell that?
[07:05] ---
Then what's this one?
[07:06] ---
"Inverter-Controlled MF58."
[07:09] ---
Often called the 5-8-Final.
[07:13] ---
Pretty good.
[07:14] ---
This one next.
[07:15] ---
Spatial Abt System MD40.
[07:18] ---
The Galactic Railway Museum's exhibit car.
[07:21] ---
They're in their own little world.
[07:23] ---
But I can't join in on a conversion
between trainspotters.
[07:26] ---
I don't know what they're saying...
[07:29] ---
It's only really useful
for cleaning, I guess.
[07:33] ---
Come on, isn't there something more?
[07:38] ---
That's it!
SIGN Hideout
[07:41] ---
You're good, you're good!
[07:43] ---
This way a bit more...
[07:45] ---
Ah, a little more to the right...
[07:47] ---
Like this?
[07:49] ---
Yep. That's great.
[07:52] ---
Okay, let's wait inside the base
for Pururu-chan to come by!
[07:56] ---
Keroro-kun, I really think this might be bad.
[08:00] ---
What's bad?
[08:01] ---
If we use it like that...
[08:03] ---
...we'll get told off.
[08:06] ---
We're just playing with a copy robot.
What's bad about that?
[08:10] ---
Of course you can go home if you want.
[08:12] ---
B-But...
[08:14] ---
See ya.
[08:15] ---
Ahhh!
SIGN Hideout
[08:16] ---
Wait! Keroro-kun!
SIGN Pururu-chan bell Please press ♥
[08:31] ---
She's still not here yet.
[08:33] ---
Pururu-chan's taking her time.
SIGN Plan Schedule
[08:35] ---
I don't think this way of doing it is good.
It's like we're tricking her!
[08:40] ---
Listen.
[08:41] ---
You always say you can't
talk to girls very well.
[08:44] ---
That's the whole reason for this plan!
SIGN Plan Schedule
[08:47] ---
Have I said that?
SIGN Pururu-chan bell Please press ♥
[08:50] ---
I'm doing it all for you, Zeroro!
SIGN Ding dong
[08:54] ---
If you practice on
Pururu-chan's copy robot...
[08:58] ---
...you'll be able to hold a
perfect conversation with any girl!
[09:02] ---
Pururu-chaaan!
[09:05] ---
Keroro-kun is, of course, actually intending
to use it to practice asking her on a date.
[09:13] ---
What did you need me for so suddenly?
SIGN Pururu-chan bell Please press ♥
[09:15] ---
Pururu-chan!
[09:16] ---
And what is that?
[09:19] ---
O-Oh, nothing... you know how it is,
dangerous these days...
[09:23] ---
So, um... I know we asked you here,
[09:26] ---
but my dad's just come out
in a fever and is stuck in bed.
[09:29] ---
I have to go home right away.
SIGN Hideout
[09:31] ---
I... I have to help my brother.
[09:33] ---
I... I have to look over my
little brother's homework.
[09:37] ---
What's this? I came all the way here!
[09:40] ---
There's no point in me being here
on my own. I'm going back home.
[09:42] ---
Y-Yes, you're right.
[09:44] ---
That would be best.
[09:45] ---
Let's all go home together.
[09:47] ---
See you later!
[09:49] ---
Bye bye!
[10:05] ---
Operation successful!
[10:07] ---
All that remains is to use
Pururu-chan's copy robot to...
[10:10] ---
Yahoo!
SIGN Hideout
SIGN Pururu-chan bell
Please press ♥
[10:14] ---
Sorry for the wait!
[10:16] ---
Pururu-chaaaaan!
SIGN Jori...
[10:24] ---
Spiky...
[10:28] ---
Gero!
[10:31] ---
Keroro!
[10:32] ---
Keroro-kun!
[10:35] ---
Hey, are you okay?
[10:41] ---
If you ask me, you don't need
strength to juice a dekopon.
[10:47] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[10:49] ---
If there's a button, give it a press.
[10:52] ---
J-Joriri...
[10:53] ---
He pressed the button.
[10:55] ---
G-Gero...
[10:59] ---
And so, Keroro-kun's little impulse
[11:02] ---
ended, as one would expect, in misery.
[11:17] ---
The beautifully blue Earth.
[11:20] ---
And creeping toward it, the hand of evil.
[11:22] ---
Unnoticed by anyone,
[11:25] ---
it silently, inexorably,
eats away at the Earth...
[11:34] ---
It's a pretty scary story,
this one. For real.
[11:41] ---
Keroro: The Terrifying Invaders, Sir!
[11:47] ---
Fire alert! Fire alert!
[11:50] ---
Carry out everything valuable! Hurry!
[11:53] ---
Hm? Sweet potatoes?
Are those really valuable?
[11:56] ---
Emergency rations!
[11:59] ---
These are snacks... Well, I guess they
could be used as emergency rations...
[12:03] ---
Quick! Dial 110! Dial 110!
[12:06] ---
It's not connecting!
SIGN Calculator
[12:08] ---
What are you doing with that calculator?!
[12:10] ---
And you call 119 for the fire service!
[12:12] ---
I've gotta protect my ancestors'
curry roux, even if it kills me!
[12:16] ---
What is that, an eel seller's tare?!
[12:18] ---
Exsqueeze me!
[12:20] ---
What is all this cockamamie hullabaloo, sir?
[12:23] ---
Honestly! I've never seen
a more pathetic bunch, sir!
[12:26] ---
But, Mr. Sergeant, there is a fire!
[12:28] ---
What fire?
[12:30] ---
Have you forgotten that this base has
an automatic fire extinguishing system, sir?
[12:35] ---
Um, Uncle...
[12:37] ---
That automatic fire extinguishing system is
stopped right now for a routine inspection.
[12:41] ---
Or, like, system outage?
SIGN Eh?!
[12:49] ---
Gundam models! Gundam models!
[12:52] ---
DVDs! Comics! Geroriii!
[12:56] ---
Ahh! Even as we speak, the flames are...
SIGN U
[13:03] ---
Ah! It is the Alien Town Fire Brigade!
[13:07] ---
Arayotto!
[13:15] ---
Phew... You saved us, sir!
[13:17] ---
You guys really are dependable, sir!
[13:20] ---
So? Who was in charge
of fire prevention here?
[13:23] ---
Green here.
[13:28] ---
You will attend a little
fire prevention course.
[13:33] ---
O-Okay.
[13:37] ---
Darn it... What a pain in the butt, sir.
SIGN Space Alcohol Bakuya
SIGN Extraterrestrial Ingredients
SIGN Alien Town Fire Prevention Center Fire Prevention Course This way ->
[13:42] ---
Is this it?
SIGN Calamity
[13:46] ---
You there.
[13:48] ---
M-Me, sir?
[13:50] ---
Do you have the course textbook?
SIGN Alien Town Fire Prevention Center Fire Prevention Course
[13:53] ---
N-No, I don't.
[13:55] ---
Today's my first day.
SIGN Fire Statutes Alien Town Fire Prevention Center
[13:57] ---
Here you go, then. Your course material.
[14:00] ---
Ah, thank you...
[14:02] ---
...very... heavy...
[14:04] ---
...gero...
[14:06] ---
That will be 50,000 Pekoponian yen.
[14:08] ---
Wha?! You're charging me?!
SIGN Fire Statutes
SIGN Calamity
[14:10] ---
The Alien Town Fire Prevention
Reserve Fund Foundation
[14:16] ---
will put the fee to good use for our
day-to-day fire prevention activities.
SIGN Fire Statutes
[14:22] ---
I guess it can't be helped
if it's the course textbook, sir.
SIGN Fire Prevention Course
[14:27] ---
"Beware of fires:
a single match can start one."
[14:31] ---
This is a Pekoponian slogan,
[14:34] ---
but all aliens should be
mindful of its message.
[14:37] ---
Gero... what page is he even reading...
SIGN Fire Prevention Course
[14:41] ---
Ahhh... you. You there. The Keronian.
[14:44] ---
Please do not play with flipbook
comics while I am lecturing.
SIGN Calamity
[14:47] ---
I am not playing with a flipbook comic, sir!
[14:49] ---
I didn't know what page you were reading.
[14:52] ---
Page 136.
[14:55] ---
Ah, that textbook.
[14:57] ---
The law has changed since its publication,
and it is now out-of-date. We are not using it.
[15:01] ---
What?!
[15:03] ---
Where is he, sir?!
SIGN Alien Town Administrative Government Office
[15:13] ---
Hold it, you!
SIGN Calamity
[15:15] ---
Oh, it's you!
[15:17] ---
Excuse me!
[15:19] ---
These textbooks are already old
and aren't being used!
[15:22] ---
How are you going to fix this?!
[15:23] ---
I was just appointed to a different position.
[15:26] ---
I am now a member of the
Alien Town Food Agency.
[15:29] ---
Please refer further inquiries
to the person in charge.
[15:32] ---
That has nothing to do with me, sir!
[15:35] ---
I bought it from you, sir!
SIGN Calamity
[15:38] ---
I am afraid I no longer have
the authority to do anything.
[15:42] ---
In any case... please ask the personnel
division about who is now in charge.
SIGN Personnel Division
[15:50] ---
What was your issue again?
[15:51] ---
Like I told you already!
[15:54] ---
Where do I take my complaints on the
textbooks sold for the fire prevention course?!
[16:00] ---
Well, there are an awful lot of
fire prevention courses, you see.
[16:04] ---
A lot of them?
[16:06] ---
The groups holding
fire prevention courses are:
SIGN Alien Town Brazier Association
[16:09] ---
the Alien Town Brazier Association,
SIGN Alien Town Kabayaki Federation
[16:11] ---
the Alien Town Kabayaki Federation,
SIGN Alien Town Doll Appreciation Society
[16:14] ---
the Alien Town Doll Appreciation Society,
SIGN Alien Town Friends of Pekopon Secretariat
[16:17] ---
the Alien Town Friends
of Pekopon Secretariat,
SIGN Alien Town Shrine-Carrier Squad
[16:20] ---
the Alien Town Shrine-Carrier Squad...
SIGN 248 Groups
[16:22] ---
There are 248 different groups in total.
[16:26] ---
The department selling the textbooks
differs for each, you see.
[16:31] ---
How the heck am I supposed
to know about that?!
SIGN Personnel Division
[16:33] ---
It was the guy who was just selling them!
[16:35] ---
Just now! Just over there!
[16:38] ---
Just now, was it...
[16:40] ---
If you'll wait just a moment.
SIGN Calamity
SIGN Alien Town Fire Prevention Radio Association
[16:43] ---
Alien Town Fire Prevention
Radio Association...
SIGN Alien Town Fire Prediction Organization
[16:45] ---
Alien Town Fire Prediction Organization...
SIGN Alien Town Fire Prognostication Organization
[16:48] ---
Alien Town Fire Prognostication
Organization...
SIGN Alien Town Friars' Association
[16:50] ---
Alien Town Friars' Association...
SIGN Alien Town Bonsaisers' Federation
[16:51] ---
Alien Town Bonsaiers' Federation...
[16:54] ---
Darn it! Why do all these organizations
have such similar names?!
[16:57] ---
None of this makes any sense, sir!
SIGN Shout Love at the End of the Alien Town Promotion Committee
[17:01] ---
Where are you?!
SIGN Fire Statutes
[17:03] ---
Where are you, my Alien Town Explosion
Prevention Support Group Association?!
SIGN Fire Statutes
[17:07] ---
Where are you?!
SIGN Alien Town Fire Prevention Reserve Fund Foundation
[17:09] ---
Aii!
SIGN Calamity
[17:11] ---
I handle textbook sales for the Alien Town
Fire Prevention Reserve Fund Foundation.
[17:17] ---
I've finally arrived at the right place, sir.
[17:20] ---
What seems to be the problem?
[17:21] ---
Well, you see, I was forced
to buy these textbooks—
SIGN Fire Statutes
[17:28] ---
Matters of that nature
are handled elsewhere.
[17:31] ---
What? But the textbooks sold in front of the
Alien Town Fire Prevention Center
[17:35] ---
fire prevention course's lecture hall
were being sold by
[17:39] ---
this Alien Town Fire Prevention Reserve
Fund Foundation, weren't they?
[17:44] ---
That is certainly the case,
but here we only handle textbook sales.
[17:49] ---
Complaints on the textbooks
are handled elsewhere.
[17:52] ---
Then where am I supposed to go?!
[17:55] ---
The Alien Town Shouting Banzai in a
Composed State of Mind Federation.
[17:58] ---
Ban-Comp-Fed for short.
[18:01] ---
Jump...?
SIGN Alien Town Shouting Banzai in a Composed State of Mind Federation
[18:04] ---
So, is there something wrong
with those textbooks?
SIGN Calamity
[18:07] ---
I was sold old textbooks that are
no longer used in the course, sir!
[18:12] ---
I would like to return them or have them
exchanged for the latest textbooks, sir.
[18:16] ---
Then this is not the place.
[18:19] ---
We can replace badly-collated
or otherwise defective books here.
[18:23] ---
The Alien Town I Saw a Martian
Organization will handle this matter.
[18:28] ---
Gero...
[18:30] ---
No, that would be the Alien Town
[18:33] ---
Fire Prevention Countermeasure
Support Organization #36.
[18:36] ---
That's the wrong department.
[18:38] ---
The place you want is on the tenth floor.
[18:41] ---
We cannot handle that here.
[18:42] ---
We are on break.
Please come back after 2 o'clock.
SIGN Alien Town I Saw a Martian Organization
[18:56] ---
What in the world am I doing here?
[19:01] ---
I give up... I'm tired.
[19:05] ---
Let's go home.
[19:10] ---
I'm home, sir.
[19:12] ---
Mr. Sergeant, we have trouble!
[19:14] ---
Space creatures called Super Milky Dalis
have invaded Pekopon!
[19:19] ---
Super Milky Dalis?
[19:21] ---
Are they related to the Super Dalis
that cause tooth decay?
[19:24] ---
Correct. Apparently, when you
fall victim to Super Milky Dalis,
[19:28] ---
you get a craving to milk
people of their money!
[19:30] ---
Specifically, making lots of
related organizations,
[19:34] ---
and switching from one to another
to rake in the severance pay!
[19:39] ---
Or selling textbooks that
aren't really needed.
[19:42] ---
Or, like, dodgy business?
[19:44] ---
Gero!
[19:45] ---
When people try to get back their money,
[19:46] ---
they completely sap them of the will to do
so via a strategy called "the runaround."
[19:50] ---
Gero gero!
SIGN Super Milky Dali
[19:51] ---
The Super Milky Dalis
[19:53] ---
seem to have immediately attached to their
favorite victims, Alien Town bureaucrats,
SIGN < The victims >
[19:57] ---
and begun profiteering.
SIGN Today Alien Town
[19:59] ---
They were apparently all disinfected
moments ago by the space police.
SIGN Calamity
[20:04] ---
H-Huh? What was I...
[20:10] ---
Also, we have just received word that
their victims will not be compensated.
[20:14] ---
Geeeeeroooo!
[20:16] ---
The victims have been kicked while
they're down, haven't they, Mr. Sergeant?
SIGN Victim
[20:21] ---
Th-They certainly have, sir!
[20:29] ---
Can't I use this...?
[20:31] ---
Hey, Master Fuyuki, Lady Natsumi.
[20:34] ---
I'm about to hold a course for how to raise
your grades by 20,000%. Wanna take it?
[20:39] ---
If it will actually raise my grades, sure.
[20:44] ---
20,000% is a real exaggeration, but...
[20:47] ---
...I'll give it a try, too.
[20:48] ---
Here you go.
[20:50] ---
These are the course textbooks, sir.
SIGN Calamity
[20:54] ---
They'll be 25,000 yen each, please!
[20:59] ---
Screw you.
SIGN Sorry...
I really can't make an excuse
for you this time, Sarge...
[21:00] ---
Sarge...
SIGN Calamity
[21:04] ---
Ah... you were pretending to have been
taken over by a Super Milky Dali,
[21:07] ---
and trying to make a profit,
weren't you, Sarge?
[21:11] ---
You found me out.
[21:13] ---
Found what out?
[21:15] ---
Ah, n-nothing, ma'am...
[21:19] ---
During our daily lives,
[21:21] ---
the Super Milky Dalis may
sneak in to milk us out of our money.
[21:26] ---
Their evil hand... may even...
come to you...
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:23] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Caries War!
[23:11] ---
It cannot be just me who feels thrill
at the sound of this nostalgic phrase!
[23:15] ---
We'll fight our hearts out,
and grasp victory as a united team, sir!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that! Huh...?
It's... me who has the tooth decay again?
[23:24] ---
"Chibi Kero: Lend Me Your Ears, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Caries War 2, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E218 - Chibi Kero: Lend Me Your Ears, Sir! / Keroro: Caries War 2, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
SIGN Electronics This way
[01:31] ---
Have you all gone exploring recently?
[01:33] ---
Huh? You haven't?
[01:35] ---
Then... you should.
[01:37] ---
Because something like this
might happen to you.
SIGN NO UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY
[01:41] ---
Please, let's go home!
[01:43] ---
There are weird rumors about this place!
[01:46] ---
Rumors that you can hear
strange voices here, right?
[01:49] ---
You believe those things?
SIGN NO UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY
[01:52] ---
I'm sure it was just the sound of the wind.
[01:54] ---
Can you prove it was the wind?
[01:58] ---
That's easy!
[02:00] ---
We can become the proof.
[02:03] ---
Besides, this place is going
to be demolished soon,
[02:06] ---
so now's our only chance to explore it!
[02:09] ---
Okay, let's go, everybody!
[02:12] ---
I'm so excited!
[02:13] ---
Whaaa?!
[02:21] ---
Whoa...
[02:23] ---
Kinda creepy.
[02:25] ---
What are you talking about?
[02:27] ---
Let's go.
[02:27] ---
Ah, Pururu-chan...
[02:29] ---
Are you really going?
[02:31] ---
But...
[02:33] ---
Hey, Pururu-chan...
[02:35] ---
Someone...
[02:38] ---
Help me...
[02:41] ---
Someone...
[02:43] ---
Help me...
[02:50] ---
Chibi Kero: Lend Me Your Ears, Sir!
[02:56] ---
Hold on a moment!
[02:59] ---
Wait, would you?
[03:01] ---
Keroro-kun, this is not what
you were saying before!
[03:05] ---
And we did hear them say "help."
We can't just ignore it!
[03:09] ---
M-Maybe we were hearing things.
[03:11] ---
Yeah.
[03:13] ---
You're boys, aren't you? Act like it!
[03:17] ---
Don't grab my tail...
[03:20] ---
Wait for meee...
[03:21] ---
Is someone there?
[03:23] ---
Answer if you can hear me!
[03:26] ---
Pururu-chan, if you shout so loudly...
[03:29] ---
Help me...
[03:31] ---
Someone help me...
[03:35] ---
It definitely isn't a ghost!
[03:37] ---
Yeah. But...
[03:39] ---
I wonder where we can hear it from?
[03:42] ---
Gerori.
SIGN Scheming
[03:43] ---
This place is big, so... maybe it'd be
better for us to split up and search?
[03:46] ---
Me and Pururu-chan can go
over there where it's bright.
[03:49] ---
Giroro and Zeroro, you can
search the creepy area over there.
[03:53] ---
How is that fair?!
[03:56] ---
Is anybody there?
[03:58] ---
Pururu-chan, you walk too fast.
[04:00] ---
Come on, please get it together.
[04:04] ---
P-Pururu-chan... what's that?
[04:09] ---
I wonder.
[04:10] ---
Ow!
SIGN Ugyaaaaaa!
[04:20] ---
It's Keroro!
[04:23] ---
Who's down there?
[04:25] ---
What's up?
[04:25] ---
Are you all right?
[04:27] ---
G-Giroro, Zeroro!
[04:29] ---
There's something over there!
[04:32] ---
I want...
[04:34] ---
...out!
[04:35] ---
Help me...
[04:37] ---
Wagh! What is that?!
[04:40] ---
The rumored ghost?!
[04:42] ---
Gosh! Anyway, let's just go check.
[04:48] ---
Look, everybody!
[04:54] ---
Help me...
[04:58] ---
The voice belonged to a discarded robot!
[05:01] ---
Huh! It's just some junk!
[05:04] ---
Its electronic brain was still
surviving on a spare battery.
[05:08] ---
I wonder if there's
some way we can help it?
[05:11] ---
I mean, like,
it's asking us to help it, but...
[05:14] ---
...what are we supposed to do?
Just leave it.
[05:17] ---
I can't just leave it!
[05:18] ---
Gero?
[05:19] ---
I...
[05:21] ---
I am Robopon.
[05:23] ---
Everyone's friend.
[05:27] ---
"Robopon"...
[05:29] ---
I played with that thing at an
amusement park when I was little.
[05:32] ---
Me, too. With my brother.
[05:34] ---
Yes! It's a friendly robot!
[05:37] ---
I know that!
[05:39] ---
I...
[05:41] ---
...want to play with everyone...
[05:44] ---
...just one more time.
[05:47] ---
Please... help me...
[05:50] ---
Please...
[05:51] ---
But with the state it's in...
[05:53] ---
Isn't there anything you can do, Giroro-kun?
[05:57] ---
I am Robopo...
[05:59] ---
I am Robopo—
[06:03] ---
What did you do that for? That's so mean!
[06:05] ---
But it's just a piece of junk robot.
[06:08] ---
It's only saying "just one more time"
because it's switched on.
[06:12] ---
What's the point of rescuing it
out of some clumsy sympathy?
[06:16] ---
But let's rescue it, anyway!
[06:18] ---
It's impossible. It only has a head.
[06:20] ---
Even if we rescue it,
what do you plan to do after that?
[06:26] ---
But... there're so many parts here!
We should be able to do something!
[06:30] ---
Yeah!
[06:32] ---
Let's do what we can!
[06:35] ---
Yeah... You're right.
[06:36] ---
Fine, do what you want.
[06:38] ---
Keroro-kun...
[06:40] ---
If we attach this to this...
[06:43] ---
Ah, this too!
[06:45] ---
Everything's cooler with a drill, right?
[06:48] ---
Let's put a rocket punch or
something on the other arm!
[06:52] ---
Umm... wasn't this meant to be
a cute, friendly robot?
[06:57] ---
Nah. We're doing this,
[06:59] ---
so we've gotta make it cooler
while we have the chance.
[07:02] ---
I don't think there's going to be any point
in sticking all those different things on.
[07:05] ---
No comments from the peanut gallery!
[07:09] ---
But there won't be enough battery
for it like this, so it won't work.
[07:13] ---
Awww...
[07:16] ---
Zeroro, sorry, but could you
go look for a battery?
[07:20] ---
Okay!
[07:26] ---
Ah! I found some!
[07:30] ---
I wonder if we can use these.
[07:35] ---
Right, let's get this
demolition work started!
[07:37] ---
Yeah!
[07:43] ---
O-Oh, no! I have to tell everyone!
[07:48] ---
A little more, and it'll be finished.
[07:50] ---
All it needs now is the battery box.
[07:52] ---
We're in trouble!
[07:54] ---
We're in trouble! This factory is going
to be demolished with a wrecking ball!
[07:58] ---
What?
[07:59] ---
We have to get out of here now!
[08:06] ---
But... we still have to attach this...
[08:13] ---
It's started already! Let's run, quickly!
[08:16] ---
No!
[08:17] ---
We have to attach this and save Robopon!
[08:28] ---
Ahhh, it won't go in!
[08:30] ---
Stupid thing!
[08:33] ---
Pururu-chan... move?
[08:36] ---
Keroro-kun!
[08:40] ---
Good! Zeroro, battery!
[08:43] ---
Okay, here!
[08:46] ---
Good! It's done!
[08:50] ---
Huh? It doesn't work.
[08:55] ---
Giroro! It's not working!
What's going on?
[08:59] ---
Oh, right! It's still
switched off from before!
[09:02] ---
Gero!
SIGN My fault?!
[09:04] ---
Gero...
[09:11] ---
Kero?
[09:12] ---
It's not working...
[09:14] ---
Keroro, hurry up!
[09:16] ---
Work, work!
[09:17] ---
Work!
[09:20] ---
Darn you! Work, already!
[09:26] ---
I am Robopon!
[09:27] ---
It works!
SIGN NO UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY
[09:55] ---
We're saved.
[09:58] ---
I thought I was going to die.
SIGN Hideout
[10:03] ---
Thank you, Robopon!
[10:05] ---
I am Robopon. Everyone's friend.
[10:10] ---
I am Robopon.
[10:11] ---
Everyone's...
[10:13] ---
...friend!
[10:16] ---
Let's do it again and remake it properly.
[10:19] ---
Isn't it fine like this?
[10:21] ---
The drill you attached to it
saved us, after all.
[10:23] ---
Oh?
[10:25] ---
Who was it that said there was no point
to sticking all kinds of stuff on?
[10:28] ---
W-Well... uh...
[10:32] ---
Let's make Robopon our secret weapon!
[10:35] ---
It's going to be a weapon?
[10:36] ---
Yeah, a weapon that's everyone's friend.
[10:42] ---
Robopon?
SIGN Hideout
[10:44] ---
Guys, Robopon has...!
[10:47] ---
What happened?
[10:50] ---
I am Robopon.
[10:51] ---
Everyone's friend.
[10:55] ---
I am Robopon.
[10:57] ---
I am...
[10:58] ---
Thank you...
[11:05] ---
Robo...pon...
[11:08] ---
It's short-circuited.
[11:11] ---
It did all that to save us.
SIGN Hideout
[11:14] ---
We... we came so far.
[11:23] ---
See...
[11:24] ---
This is why I said...
[11:26] ---
...it's just a piece of junk robot!
[11:30] ---
It tried too hard.
[11:34] ---
From time to time, exploration can
also mean meeting something new.
[11:54] ---
A weekend night like any other... but...
[12:04] ---
D-Don't tell me.
[12:07] ---
Today is June 28th.
[12:09] ---
June 4th was weeks ago.
[12:11] ---
Then... they shouldn't be able
to use that plotline anymore.
[12:18] ---
Gero!
[12:26] ---
Gero...!
[12:28] ---
This pain... it can't be!
[12:31] ---
What's this, commander?
[12:33] ---
Gero?
[12:35] ---
Looks like it's that thing again.
[12:40] ---
Gero!
[12:45] ---
Keroro: Caries War 2, Sir!
SIGN Keroro Gunsou Archives
SIGN Narrator
SIGN What is a Caries War?
[12:51] ---
Let me take this opportunity
to explain to you all!
[12:54] ---
A "Caries War" is waged to put a halt
to the literal invasion of tooth decay,
[12:57] ---
by shrinking oneself down to tiny size.
SIGN Super Dali
[13:00] ---
It's a Keronian war game, combining medical
treatment and battle into one event!
[13:06] ---
You've been skipping brushing your
teeth again, haven't you, dumbo?
[13:09] ---
N-No, I...
[13:21] ---
Confirmed!
[13:23] ---
The ones who've invaded Uncle's teeth
are indeed "Super Dali"!
[13:26] ---
Hm? Aren't they somehow different?
[13:28] ---
Caries War, standby!
[13:30] ---
Yeah!
[13:32] ---
Guess it's time for this baby, then.
[13:36] ---
This is "Copy Robo 966
Super Limited Unit 01."
[13:42] ---
Yes, it's a robot specialized
for Caries Wars!
[13:44] ---
Yes, it's a robot specialized
for Caries Wars?!
[13:46] ---
Don't repeat the "yes."
[13:48] ---
Back on Keron, there's a lot of demand for
[13:50] ---
Caries Warring your own teeth,
like the commander.
[13:53] ---
Which is why I made this guy, who makes use
of the Keron B technology we used before.
[14:01] ---
Kero! It does look exactly like me!
[14:03] ---
It even copies your consciousness wholesale.
[14:05] ---
So it's pretty much the real thing.
[14:07] ---
Wait! Don't tell me this body...
[14:10] ---
...is rigged so you can blow it up
from outside like the one before?!
[14:16] ---
No...
[14:18] ---
This time it's not remotely controlled.
[14:20] ---
I made it so you can decide
when to blow yourself up.
[14:23] ---
See, there's a clicky there, right?
[14:26] ---
Wh-Why the knee?
[14:28] ---
I'm sure you know this, but...
[14:29] ---
...you really don't wanna press that
until the very last moment.
[14:32] ---
Mochicourse, sir!
[14:35] ---
I'll wipe out every last Super Dali before it
gets to the point of relying on this thing, sir!
[14:41] ---
Gero gerori.
[14:43] ---
And so, a Caries War
has begun once again, sir!
[14:51] ---
This is Skull-1. This is Skull-1.
[14:54] ---
Now entering into Keroro's mouth.
[15:02] ---
Giroro, moving out!
[15:09] ---
Here we go!
[15:28] ---
They've already got such a force!
[15:30] ---
Our equipment has also been strengthened
for fights against Super Dalis.
[15:34] ---
Deploy in all directions, and obliterate
the Super Dalis on your own initiatives!
[15:38] ---
Move!
[15:59] ---
Good fighting!
[16:06] ---
Ready, Sarge?
[16:07] ---
Mm-hm, sir!
[16:12] ---
Energy charged!
[16:15] ---
I'll show you the power of a body
created exclusively for Caries Wars, sir!
[16:19] ---
Fire!
[16:27] ---
Gero!
[16:28] ---
Don't shoot the fleet down in my mouth!!
[16:34] ---
If that is so...!
[16:35] ---
Beam Shuriken, Confuse!
[17:09] ---
I'll beat the crap outta you!
[17:13] ---
What?
[17:14] ---
This is...!
[17:19] ---
There were still this many?
[17:21] ---
Gero...
[17:22] ---
Wait, what?! Gero!
[17:33] ---
What's going to happen to us?
[17:36] ---
Don't ask me.
[17:37] ---
This feels like it is going
to be burning at the stake.
[17:43] ---
I don't want to end my life
inside the stupid frog's mouth!
[17:46] ---
It's too surreal for me to be
executed inside my own mouth, sir!
[17:50] ---
Huh?
[17:51] ---
Wait... Is this what Super Dalis
looked like, before?
[17:56] ---
And... his teeth look clean,
not decayed or anything.
[17:59] ---
It looks like there's something suspicious
back there causing a fake toothache.
[18:09] ---
This is... a Mayan temple!
[18:12] ---
Why is something like that here?
[18:15] ---
I... don't know...
[18:19] ---
All I know is,
[18:23] ---
at the very top of those temples,
[18:26] ---
sacrificial rituals were held.
[18:29] ---
S-Sacrifices?!
[18:31] ---
Whuuuuh?!
[18:32] ---
Even if I am a robot... noooo!!
SIGN Sacrifices
[18:36] ---
Sacrifices.
[18:40] ---
What's going on?
What's with this atmosphere?
[18:44] ---
Is the boss finally about to appear?
[18:47] ---
Or...
[18:51] [SONG] ---
Myyyaaaaaooowwww! I am...
[18:56] [SONG] ---
...Dasonu☆Maso!
[18:58] ---
Dasonu☆Maso?!
[19:03] ---
Why are you in Keroro's mouth?!
[19:06] ---
This makes no sense!
[19:08] ---
Have you finally brought even the
Super Dalis under your control?!
[19:11] ---
Nnnno!
[19:12] ---
These are not Super Dalis!
SIGN Super Dali
[19:15] ---
They are... Super Dasos!
SIGN Super Dali
Super Daso
[19:19] ---
Ugh...
[19:20] ---
Excuse me! Dasonu Maso-san!
Why have you invaded my mouth?
[19:25] ---
Hint... number 1!
[19:28] ---
I'll comb straight out! Kululu wanted to
test the new model of robot for Caries Wars,
[19:32] ---
so he asked me to play
the part of the caries!
[19:36] ---
That's not a hint...
[19:38] ---
You just told us the whole thing.
[19:40] ---
More to the point...
[19:41] ---
You yellow-stained annoyance!
[19:43] ---
Lady, let's leave it here for today.
[19:47] ---
Well, now that the right answer's comb out,
[19:49] ---
it's time for my show to begin!
[19:52] ---
Don't think you're gonna
get away with this, sir!
[19:56] ---
There's that phrase "false advertising,"
[19:59] ---
but I'll comb straight out!
I know what it means,
SIGN I'll Comb Straight Out!!
[19:59] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, Dasonu☆Maso
[20:02] ---
but I can't imagine
anything wrong with it!
[20:04] ---
That is who I am!
[20:06] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[20:08] ---
Kuhaaa! He's so funny!
[20:09] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso
[20:11] ---
My sides!
[20:13] ---
Ridiculous. I'm heading back.
[20:15] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, Dasonu☆Maso
[20:15] ---
I shall accompany you.
[20:16] ---
Me, too.
[20:17] ---
Had enough of this.
[20:18] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[20:20] ---
I say "believe it or not,
I love classical music,"
[20:23] ---
but I only know Beethoven's Fifth!
[20:24] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso
[20:25] ---
That is who I aaaaaam!
[20:29] ---
This is hilarious!
[20:31] ---
Ah! Mr. Sergeant!
[20:38] ---
Waagh!
[20:38] ---
Yaaaowww!
[20:42] ---
I knew... dis would habbun...
[20:45] ---
Are you all right, Uncle?
[20:45] ---
Sob! Sob! Mr. Sergeant, you dopey idiot!
[20:49] ---
Myaaaaaowww!
[20:51] ---
Operation successful, right, Kululu?
[20:55] ---
Looks like I coulda done with
a teensy bit less explosive.
[21:01] ---
Why is Dasonu Maso-san totally fine?
[21:04] ---
Ah, so he is.
[21:06] ---
I'll comb straight out!
SIGN I'll Comb Straight Out!!
[21:07] ---
I already have an afro, so I'm fine
to stay the same even after I blow up!
[21:12] ---
That is not a reason!
[21:14] ---
Well, then, adios!
[21:21] ---
Everybody! I'll be back.
[21:23] ---
Don't you dare!
[21:27] ---
Uhh... so, how do I close off this mess...
[21:30] ---
Everyone! Brush your teeth!
[21:31] ---
Goodbye!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
[21:35] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Gimme, gimme,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Choudai choudai
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Gimme just one Pekopon.
[21:43] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo ikko choudai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(My!)
[21:46] [SONG] ---
(Nan to!)
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Why not, why not?
[21:48] [SONG] ---
Datte datte
[21:49] [SONG] ---
I am tired, sir!
[21:49] [SONG] ---
tsukareta de arimasu
[21:52] [SONG] ---
Invaders!
[21:52] [SONG] ---
"Shinryakusha~!"
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(Whaa?!)
[21:53] [SONG] ---
(E~!?)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Everything costs money.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
Keihi datte kakarimasu
[21:59] [SONG] ---
The meetings feel monotonous.
[21:59] [SONG] ---
Kaigi wa manneri muudo
[22:02] [SONG] ---
Akita desuu☆
[22:02] [SONG] ---
I'm so tired of it! ☆
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Sassato koufuku shiro~)
[22:04] [SONG] ---
(Surrender already, darn you!)
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Mainichi mainichi
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Every day, every day,
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Pekopon wo bunseki
[22:07] [SONG] ---
Analyzing Pekopon.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(Omoshiroi zee~ kuu kkukkukku)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
(That's pretty fun, y'know?)
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Souji Sentaku
[22:11] [SONG] ---
Cleaning, laundry...
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Kanpeki desu Okozukai
[22:13] [SONG] ---
It's perfect, my allowance.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
"Damasareta~!"
[22:15] [SONG] ---
They tricked me!
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Oi!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
(Hey!)
[22:17] [SONG] ---
Toriaezu sakusen de
[22:17] [SONG] ---
We're just killing time by
[22:23] [SONG] ---
asonde iru no sa
[22:23] [SONG] ---
Playing around with operations.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Onore~, majime ni yare!)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Darn you, do it properly!)
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Hiiroo wa tsurai Hiiroo wa nakanai
[22:29] [SONG] ---
Heroes have it hard. Heroes do not cry.
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Wagahai warumono?
[22:35] [SONG] ---
Am I a bad guy?
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Okkashii na...
[22:37] [SONG] ---
That's weird...
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Tte iu ka~, jigou jitoku?)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Or, like, karmic justice?)
[22:41] [SONG] ---
"Tomodachi da yo ne" iwarecha hekomu
[22:41] [SONG] ---
When he says to me "Aren't we friends?"
then I get down in the dumps.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kerotamagirokululu~
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Kero-Tama-Giro-Kululu!
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:49] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(Hidoi yo~)
[22:51] [SONG] ---
(You're so mean!)
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Banzai Keron-sei
[22:52] [SONG] ---
Long live Planet Keron!
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Zen'in keirei!)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Everyone, bow!)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
Ke-Ke-Keroro Keroro Gunsou
[22:55] [SONG] ---
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
K-K-Keroro, Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN Musha Viper Saburo
(third son)
SIGN Musha Viper Shirou
(fourth son)
[23:07] ---
This is Chief Dororo!
SIGN Graduate from
being a poor writer!!
[23:08] ---
A chief is a person of
superior standing, like a leader!
[23:11] ---
He unites a group, leading them in the
correct direction, and is loved by them!
SIGN Striiiiiike ♥
[23:15] ---
Ahh, to be a chief!
[23:17] ---
What a fitting ring that word has for me!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that...
[23:20] ---
Doronuma-kun, you are so lively!
[23:23] ---
"Musha Kero, Volume II: The Explosively
Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir!"
SIGN 3 Beam Shots Fired
SIGN 4 Beam Shots Fired
[23:28] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:30] ---
Ge-Gero!
E219 - Musha Kero, Volume II: The Explosively Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
The year 1192 in the
Sengoku Ran Star calendar.
[01:35] ---
The Keroro Platoon flew toward that
planet ruled by the seven Vipers:
SIGN Ran (disorder)
[01:38] ---
the Sengoku Ran Star.
[01:41] ---
Their mission: recovery of the
ancient legendary weapons.
[01:44] ---
Musha Keroro met the boy known as Fuyukichi
and obtained the first ancient weapon,
SIGN Musha Viper Roku-no-jou
[01:49] ---
and succeeded in defeating Viper
Roku-no-jou parenthesis "sixth son."
[01:53] ---
However, there were five ancient
legendary weapons in total.
[01:56] ---
Will Musha Keroro's party be able to
defeat all of the seven Viper siblings,
[02:00] ---
and recover the remaining
four ancient weapons?
[02:05] ---
This is the story of a top-secret mission given
to the Keroro Platoon on the Sengoku Ran Star,
[02:08] ---
given to Musha Keroro!
SIGN Musha Kero
[02:20] ---
Musha Kero, Volume II: The Explosively
Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir!
SIGN Volume II: The Explosively Funny Sengoku Comedy Battle, Great Sir
[02:32] ---
Come on, Dororo, aren't we there yet?
[02:35] ---
We will be in short order.
SIGN Gather!! You Brave Ones With Comedic Souls!! Comedy Contest
[02:37] ---
The first-place prize for the comedy contest
to be held tomorrow on Okehazama Beach
[02:41] ---
is the legendary ancient weapon that we seek.
[02:47] ---
By the way, Keroro...
[02:48] ---
...what the heck is all this about?!
[02:51] ---
What do you want from me?
Hiring these things is expensive.
SIGN Poooooohekoki
[03:02] ---
N-N-No, it was not me!
[03:07] ---
Too harsh!
[03:08] ---
Ahh, I feel so much better!
[03:11] ---
I'm going even yellower...
[03:14] ---
I'm done. I'm dead...
[03:17] ---
Gero. W-Wait...
[03:19] ---
Wake up, sir.
[03:20] ---
We have to get to the comedy contest
at Okehazama Beach.
[03:24] ---
You've got no need to worry, then.
SIGN Shika Shika
Thump Thump
Tweet Tweet
[03:27] ---
Just follow the sound of the band.
That's where it's being held.
[03:30] ---
Gero?
[03:31] ---
You sure are a curious group.
[03:34] ---
Why join that when...
that pair is going to...
[03:38] ---
Wh-What pair, sir?
SIGN Slump
[03:40] ---
Slump.
[03:42] ---
Ah, he died.
[03:44] ---
Something stinks.
[03:45] ---
What, it's still hanging around?
[03:48] ---
It seems like we'd better brace
ourselves this time around.
[03:51] ---
Th-There's nothing to worry about, sir!
[03:54] ---
I was once on Space
Explosively Funny On-Air Battle,
[03:57] ---
and I got the full score of 556 Kerobattles!
With me here, we can't lose, sir!
[04:04] ---
Ooh, so this is Okehazama Beach, sir!
[04:07] ---
There are more people here
than I expected, sir!
[04:10] ---
Most likely, they are here to obtain the
first-prize treasure, the legendary red crystal.
SIGN Comedy Contest
[04:15] ---
They are probably treasure hunters who have
assembled from all reaches of the universe.
[04:18] ---
We can't let our guard down.
[04:22] ---
What is this marvelous smell?!
[04:26] ---
Ikayaki, please!
SIGN Comiiiiiiiiing
[04:28] ---
Coming!
[04:29] ---
Why in blazes are we here?!
[04:31] ---
Welcome!
[04:33] ---
My ikayaki are covered in a secret tare sauce!
They're the most delicious in the universe!
[04:37] ---
O... O-moa-dono?!
[04:39] ---
Are you an ikayaki seller now?
[04:41] ---
Oh, old man and the rest,
we meet again!
[04:44] ---
Go on, have one of these ikayaki!
[04:46] ---
This woman! Now she's trying to tempt
Mr. Sergeant with a harmony of tare and smoke?!
[04:52] ---
You shut up.
SIGN Fragrance of the Grill Far-Infrared Ray The salty-sweetness of the tare Also known as teppou-yaki Fresh
[04:56] ---
The salty-sweetness of the tare and the
fragrance of the grill are so exquisite, and...
SIGN Viva Ikayaki
[05:01] ---
Then I, too, shall partake.
[05:03] ---
Ah, then I'll have a shishkaboo.
[05:05] ---
What did you say?
[05:06] ---
Boo...
[05:07] ---
Tch. We're not here to have fun.
[05:10] ---
Th-That's...!
[05:12] ---
Natsumi!
[05:14] ---
Natsumi! Why are you here?!
[05:17] ---
Huh? Natsumi?
SIGN Natsumi
[05:19] ---
My name is O-natsu...
SIGN O-natsu
[05:20] ---
O-natsu?!
[05:22] ---
Sure am!
SIGN Striiiiiike ♥
[05:25] ---
Striiiiiiike! ...Great sir.
[05:30] ---
A-Are you all right, mister red daruma?
[05:33] ---
Ah, no, I'm fine.
[05:35] ---
N-Never mind me. Are you
participating in this comedy battle?
[05:39] ---
Yes. Though I don't have
much confidence in my comedy.
[05:43] ---
Hm? Some circumstances?
[05:45] ---
You can talk to me about it, if you'd like.
[05:50] ---
The truth is, my grandpa is ill.
[05:54] ---
But we don't have the money
to buy medicine, you see.
[05:58] ---
To cure his illness,
I need to win the red crystal,
SIGN Gather!! You Brave Ones With Comedic Souls!! Comedy Contest
[06:01] ---
and exchange it for money.
[06:05] ---
I'm sorry. It's a comedy contest,
and I'm telling this gloomy story.
[06:10] ---
Are you going to try your hand,
mister red daruma?
[06:12] ---
No, I...
[06:14] ---
Hey, Giro-san! Already in line?
[06:17] ---
You're raring to go, aren'tcha?!
[06:19] ---
Nyo! Squid curry!
SIGN Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[06:21] ---
No... I'm not particularly in line...
[06:22] ---
Play along, play along, Giroro.
[06:25] ---
Gero? Lady Natsumi?
[06:26] ---
Why are you here?
[06:28] ---
My name is O-natsu!
SIGN RAGE Smile
[06:30] ---
Come to think of it...
[06:32] ---
...I do not sense the same
gang-leader aura from O-natsu-dono!
[06:35] ---
Bye, then, mister red daruma!
Let's both of us do our best!
[06:39] ---
R-Right...
SIGN Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
SIGN Whaaaaaatttt?!
[06:41] ---
Whaaaaaatttt?!
SIGN Entry Reception
[06:43] ---
Musha Viper-sama!
[06:45] ---
If it's the treasure you want,
there's no need to resort to such measures!
[06:48] ---
We'll gladly give you the prize
or anything else you ask for!
[06:54] ---
I don't need no red crystal!
[06:56] ---
Exactly that!
SIGN Musha Viper Saburo
(third son)
[06:59] ---
Musha Viper Saburo parenthesis "third son,"
SIGN Musha Viper Shirou
(fourth son)
[07:01] ---
and Shirou parenthesis "fourth son."
[07:03] ---
They are two of the seven Viper siblings
who control this area, great sir.
SIGN Victory
[07:09] ---
With this swimsuit comedy battle,
[07:11] ---
we'll catch the eyes of the Producerion, and
make our debut in the world of space comedy!
SIGN Debut in the World of Space Manzai Musha Viper Shirou Saburo
SIGN
[07:16] ---
Our goal: the whole universe!
SIGN The Whole Universe
SIGN Laugh
[07:19] ---
Yes, "universe." Get a pot, chop up carrots,
potatoes, onions, leave them to simmer...
[07:24] ---
Those are stew ingredients
you immerse, dope!
SIGN Stew
SIGN Silence
[07:31] ---
Even the Musha Vipers
have decided to enter.
[07:34] ---
Squid curry!
[07:36] ---
Alpaca gerobarf.
[07:39] ---
What are you going to do, Mr. Sergeant?
[07:42] ---
If the Musha Vipers find out
that we are Keronians,
[07:46] ---
we will have bigger problems
than the contest.
[07:49] ---
No worries!
[07:50] ---
We will be masked comedy masters!
[07:54] ---
And here's yours, Tamama.
[07:56] ---
Ah...
[07:57] ---
And? What about the all-important material?
[08:00] ---
You may leave the material to me!
[08:03] ---
On my name as a postcard artiste,
SIGN Graduate from
being a poor writer!!
[08:05] ---
I will think of material so amusing,
it will cause your sides to ache!
[08:12] ---
As usual, he is...
[08:14] ---
...very lively!
[08:15] ---
His shadow refuses to fade,
even at night!
SIGN Pitch black
[08:19] ---
Huh? Where's that super-perv Red?
[08:21] ---
He said he was going on a little aventure.
[08:25] ---
I was planning to head on back when
the night winds started blowing, but...
[08:29] ---
Oh, Grandpa, those look like some mighty tasty
space okonomiyaki. How much are they?
[08:33] ---
That'd be 16 space mon!
[08:36] ---
Oh, dear! I only have small change!
Grandpa, could ya count it out for me?
[08:40] ---
Huh? You want me to do it?
[08:41] ---
A classic space skit,
[08:43] ---
"Time Space Okonomiyaki FX."
[08:45] ---
I believe Pekopon had a similar comedy skit.
SIGN Comedy Skit Explained Simply
SIGN 1
SIGN 2
[08:49] ---
The classic skit, "Time Noodles."
SIGN 3
SIGN 4
[08:51] ---
In the middle of counting out money,
she asks what time it is,
SIGN What time is it?
SIGN 2
[08:54] ---
and thus cheats the bill, great sir.
SIGN 3
SIGN Sucker
SIGN 4
SIGN 5
[08:57] ---
One, two, three!
[08:59] ---
What time is it?
[09:00] ---
Ah, it's two.
[09:02] ---
Three, four...
[09:06] ---
I'll never win the competition
with an act like this...
[09:10] ---
Whatever can I do?
[09:13] ---
Oh, no!
[09:13] ---
Who's there?
[09:14] ---
Ahh, no, I just—
[09:17] ---
Oh, it's just you! The mister
red daruma I met earlier!
[09:20] ---
I didn't come to steal
your material or anything.
[09:23] ---
It's okay.
[09:24] ---
My material isn't worth stealing, anyway.
[09:28] ---
Earlier I was acting all cool, saying,
"Let's both of us do our best,"
[09:32] ---
but in the end, I'm just
not cut out for comedy.
[09:35] ---
Th-That's not true!
[09:37] ---
What's important in comedy isn't
the material, it's the timing!
[09:40] ---
The same joke can be funny or boring
just depending on the comedic timing!
[09:45] ---
Wow... mister red daruma, you sure
do know a lot about comedy!
[09:48] ---
W-Well, I guess.
[09:50] ---
It is all second-hand information
from Sergeant Keroro, great sir.
[09:54] ---
Not the material but the timing...
[09:56] ---
We can train for a while, if you'd like?
[09:59] ---
Wh-What do you say?
[10:02] ---
Really?!
[10:03] ---
Th-Thank you very much!
[10:07] ---
I'll work through whatever
training you give me!
[10:11] ---
My instruction is somewhat strict, you know.
[10:16] ---
Yes! There, you say "I am Cucuruz Doan"
and bow your head!
[10:19] ---
I... I am Cucuruz Doan!
[10:22] ---
No! Your timing is wrong!
[10:24] ---
One more time!
[10:25] ---
Y-Yes!
[10:26] ---
I am Cucuruz Doan!
[10:27] ---
Once more!
[10:28] ---
I am Cucuruz Doan!
[10:31] ---
Listen up. The stage is
the same as the battlefield.
[10:34] ---
Right!
[10:36] ---
Though you stand there vastly outnumbered,
you must win their laughs with tenacity!
[10:40] ---
Got it?
[10:41] ---
Yes!
[10:42] ---
I understand, mister red daruma!
SIGN Fast Approach
[10:47] ---
Th-Th-Th-This isn't Natsumi, it's O-natsu!
[10:50] ---
Natsumi is a stronger woman than this!
[10:52] ---
But O-natsu, too, is... no!
O-natsu is not Natsumi!
[10:56] ---
She just looks like her.
[10:58] ---
But so much like her...
[11:00] ---
But it is Natsumi that I want,
and absolutely not O-natsu...
[11:04] ---
But Natsumi is grararharrrrrgh!
[11:06] ---
Th-The training ends here!
[11:10] ---
Next we'll get to jokes!
[11:16] ---
Do you have some
really great jokes or something?
[11:19] ---
Darn it... I mentioned jokes, but the
only ones I know all came from Keroro.
[11:24] ---
We might use duplicate material
during the contest.
[11:26] ---
I... I know!
SIGN Today's Lesson "Short Tales of the Battlefield"
[11:27] ---
I'll use the material my superior
told us back during training!
SIGN Outpost, Infantry, Flask, Operation, Detachment, On Target, Victory, Battle, Longline, Emergency Rations, Trap, Fieldwork
[11:31] ---
His tales of the battlefield
really were funny!
[11:34] ---
I'm laughing even remembering it.
[11:36] ---
What is it?
[11:38] ---
N-Nothing.
[11:41] ---
Okay, let me tell you these little tales
of the battlefield I've been saving up.
[11:44] ---
Yes!
SIGN Joke Pad
[11:48] ---
Meanwhile, Chief Dororo...
[11:51] ---
This is Sengoku Ran Star.
[11:54] ---
Thus, the appropriate plan of attack
is to use Sengoku-era material.
[11:56] ---
Okehazama... Sekigahara...
[11:58] ---
Shourui-awaremi-no-rei.
[12:00] ---
No, that is not Sengoku,
but the Edo period...
[12:03] ---
Chief Dororo is thinking hard of
Sengoku stories to tell.
[12:07] ---
Will they be able to come up with good
joke material before tomorrow's contest?
[12:11] ---
The night wears on
on Sengoku Ran Star... great sir.
SIGN Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[12:20] ---
This is the day of the
swimsuit comedy battle, great sir.
SIGN First Prize Legendary Red Crystal!!
[12:24] ---
So!
[12:26] ---
Today being the "swimsuit comedy battle,"
[12:29] ---
you all have the duty of wearing
these provided swimsuits!
[12:33] ---
Why am I the only one who got a girl's one?!
[12:36] ---
Well, it's a comedy battle...
[12:38] ---
O-Oh, no!
[12:41] ---
Please! I'm too poor to afford a swimsuit!
[12:46] ---
No, no, no.
[12:47] ---
It's a swimsuit comedy battle.
You can't enter without a swimsuit!
[12:52] ---
Move it, move it!
[12:57] ---
What'll I do?
[12:59] ---
O-natsu...
[13:06] ---
It can't be helped.
[13:09] ---
I could use these in place of a swimsuit.
[13:11] ---
You look down.
[13:12] ---
M-Mister red daruma!
[13:14] ---
How is your confidence holding up?
Do you see yourself winning?
[13:18] ---
Winning? Oh, no...
[13:20] ---
But I want to do the very best I can.
[13:24] ---
I want to make the most of
the training you gave me.
[13:28] ---
And yet...
[13:29] ---
Use this.
[13:32] ---
This swimsuit was provided for me
by my incompetent leader.
[13:35] ---
Unfortunately, it is a woman's.
[13:36] ---
But...
[13:38] ---
Then... mister red daruma, what will you...
[13:41] ---
I'll be fine. I'll enter in this fundoshi.
[13:46] ---
Thank you so m—
[13:47] ---
In exchange,
[13:48] ---
I will show no mercy on the stage.
[13:52] ---
M-Mister red daruma!
SIGN Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[13:59] ---
However.
[14:00] ---
Fundoshis are no good! They're not swimsuits!
[14:04] ---
Ronin Giroro is
immediately disqualified, great sir.
SIGN Disqualified
[14:09] ---
What are you doing, you dope?!
[14:12] ---
It was a triple act! How do you expect us
to do it without you, sir?!
[14:15] ---
S-Sorry.
[14:17] ---
Leave it to me!
[14:19] ---
I'll bare my soul on stage!
SIGN Crushed
[14:22] ---
Crushed...
SIGN Entry Number 1 Space Uiro Uri
[14:25] ---
And so, the curtain is finally raised on
the swimsuit comedy battle, great sir.
[14:30] ---
So here's another stupid joke
for you. (Dummies!)
[14:33] ---
There was a certain couple
who had a child born to them,
SIGN First Prize Legendary Red Crystal!!
SIGN Mayor Assistant Producian Judges' Seats
[14:36] ---
and they went to a monk, wanting to discuss
what name they should give him. (Numbnuts!)
[14:40] ---
And he said that they should
call him "Je t'aime."
[14:42] ---
In a place called France on Pekopon,
it means "I love you."
[14:45] ---
Classic space comedy skits, is it, sir?
[14:47] ---
Well, if this is all they have,
our victory is certain, sir.
[14:51] ---
Je t'aime je t'aime gokou
no s'il vous plaît!
SIGN Dwah ha ha
[14:54] ---
[14:56] ---
Th-They like it?
SIGN Entry Number 5 A Short Tale of the Battlefield
[15:01] ---
Next is entry number 5, O-natsu-san.
[15:04] ---
A short tale of the battlefield.
[15:06] ---
O-natsu...
[15:16] ---
Uhh, so, here's another stupid...
SIGN Staaaaaaare...
[15:18] ---
...tale of the... battle... battlefie...
[15:23] ---
What's wrong, O-natsu?! Go for it!
[15:25] ---
Have confidence and hit 'em with it head-on!
[15:31] ---
Guerillas show up regularly in this zone!
[15:34] ---
Ready the traps!
[15:36] ---
Yessir! Then pick a card, any card!
[15:40] ---
You idiot! Those are... trumps!
[15:43] ---
Yesss! She nailed it!
[15:45] ---
That joke is unbeatable!
SIGN Silence
[15:49] ---
Silennnnce...
[15:51] ---
They aren't laughing?
[15:53] ---
Why?! Why don't they find it funny?!
SIGN Entry Number 6 Comedy Trio
[15:56] ---
Next is number 6. The Harmageddon Trio.
[15:59] ---
Their act will be a comedy trio.
[16:01] ---
Aozora Pyonkichi!
[16:03] ---
Unabara O-moa!
[16:05] ---
Fnnnuuu! Cucuruz Doan here.
[16:11] ---
Never mind that!
[16:13] ---
I've just come back from Iscandar in Canada!
[16:16] ---
Canada's not the end of the universe!
It just feels that way!
[16:20] ---
Gero?
[16:23] ---
W-We're totally bombing.
[16:25] ---
C-Cold gags...
[16:28] ---
What the heck...
[16:29] ---
...is that ridiculous act?
[16:31] ---
Commander-dono! My humblest
apologies for being so late!
[16:33] ---
Ninja Doronuma-kun!
[16:35] ---
I was up all night thinking up this
absolutely hilarious Sengoku story!
[16:39] ---
Accept it!
[16:43] ---
Gero...
[16:44] ---
Y-You're...
[16:45] ---
...the Keronian who defeated our brothers!
[16:48] ---
You have some chutzpah to perform
such a boring comedy act in front of us!
[16:53] ---
That is...
SIGN Chutzpah
[16:55] ---
...sutra, not chutzpah!
SIGN Sutra
[16:57] ---
Doctor coming through!
SIGN Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[17:01] ---
Die!
[17:02] ---
Keronians!
[17:03] ---
Gerohcrap.
SIGN Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[17:07] ---
Gero!
[17:10] ---
Are you all right?
[17:11] ---
Thank you, mister red daruma!
[17:13] ---
You don't need to thank me.
Hurry up and run!
[17:15] ---
R-Right!
[17:16] ---
Tamama Impact!
[17:18] ---
Hen'i Battou! Dororo Giri!
[17:22] ---
You cheeky brat!
[17:28] ---
If I sell this for money,
my grandpa's illness will be...
[17:34] ---
Five more shots, huh?
[17:35] ---
And you think you can beat me with those?!
[17:38] ---
Take this!
[17:40] ---
Dodge! That's one!
SIGN 1 Beam Shot Fired
[17:42] ---
Hup! Two!
SIGN 2 Beam Shots Fired
[17:46] ---
Come on, what's wrong?
[17:47] ---
One, two, three...
[17:50] ---
What time is it?
[17:51] ---
Ah, it's two.
[17:53] ---
That's it!
[17:55] ---
Come on, come on! It's do or die time now!
[17:57] ---
Musha Viper Shirou! What time is it?
SIGN 3 Beam Shots Fired
[18:02] ---
Huh?
SIGN Four o'clock
[18:02] ---
Four o'clock! And so...
[18:04] ---
That's FOUR!
SIGN 3 Beam Shots Fired
SIGN 4 Beam Shots Fired
[18:06] ---
That's five! You're finished!
[18:11] ---
You fell right for it.
[18:13] ---
This... makes five!
[18:18] ---
Brother! Do your best as a solo aaaaact!
[18:24] ---
Yes!
[18:26] ---
Why, you...
[18:27] ---
How dare you do that to my little brother?!
[18:30] ---
Gero!
[18:31] ---
Keroro! Use the green crystal!
[18:33] ---
Summon the legendary sword!
[18:36] ---
O-Oh, yes!
[18:38] ---
Come forth! Sword, my legendary weapon!
[18:39] ---
Tettereeen!
SIGN No Reaction...
[18:42] ---
Eh?
[18:43] ---
What the heck is "tettereeen"?!
[18:45] ---
Huh. Even Sengoku spins around.
[18:47] ---
Keroro!
[18:48] ---
You're next!
[18:51] ---
Mister red daruma!
[18:54] ---
Wh-What is this light?
[18:59] ---
Th-This is...
[19:00] ---
Wow!
[19:02] ---
Oh, my!
[19:02] ---
The ancient legendary weapon...
[19:05] ---
Mister red daruma, use this!
[19:11] ---
You think you're so cool?
[19:17] ---
This is... The End.
[19:34] ---
Next time we meet... I'll crack you up!
[19:38] ---
But I don't wanna do it anymore
without my brother!
[19:42] ---
Looks like that's the end of that, sir!
[19:53] ---
This makes the second ancient weapon.
[19:58] ---
Are you sure this is okay?
[20:00] ---
Yes! That yellowed doctor over there
[20:03] ---
prescribed some medicine for my grandpa.
[20:07] ---
My money troubles will be over, too!
[20:10] ---
See, the Producian
who was watching the acts
SIGN Mayor Assistant Producian Judges' Seats
[20:13] ---
asked me if I wanted to become an idol!
[20:17] ---
A-An idol?!
[20:19] ---
Yes! An idol who can sing,
dance, and tell jokes!
[20:23] ---
He said the way my joke
flopped was hilarious.
[20:25] ---
The pervy daruma is delighted.
[20:28] ---
This is all down to the terrible battlefield
joke you taught me, mister red daruma!
[20:33] ---
Thank you!
[20:36] ---
Sure.
[20:41] ---
Well, at the end of the day,
[20:43] ---
we got our hands on the second crystal.
[20:46] ---
Let's keep on picking 'em up
and get the full set, sir!
[20:49] ---
But we still do not have any leads
as to the whereabouts of th—
[20:53] ---
My honorable leader!
[20:54] ---
It is the counter again!
SIGN Two
[21:00] ---
Let's see here...
[21:02] ---
The third one, the black orb,
is hidden in the Peach Castle.
[21:06] ---
Apparently.
[21:07] ---
P-Peach Castle?
[21:10] ---
Ohh... Heavens above, heavens above...
[21:17] ---
Do I absolutely have to wed
Musha Viper Daimyou-han?
[21:25] ---
Ohhhhh, your highness!
[21:28] ---
Who is this girl?
[21:29] ---
Next time: look forward to the tumultuous
Volume III of Musha Kero, great sir!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
SIGN Eco
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN Pekopon <- Heat <- (Sun)
[23:09] ---
You don't hear about them
much recently, but... those chytrids!
[23:12] ---
They must be secretly spreading, sir!
SIGN Festival
SIGN Electric Power
[23:14] ---
If all the frogs on this planet get infected,
[23:16] ---
we Keronians might be next!
SIGN Biogasoline
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
Recommended by Space MEXT!
SIGN Heat Island Greenhouse Gas Environmental Hormones Eco Bio Desertization Deforestation Global Warming Self-Sufficiency Cow Farts Nuclear Power
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: What's Global Warming, Sir?"
SIGN Eco
[23:26] ---
"Sababa: Demon Lord of the Desert, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E220 - Keroro: What's Global Warming, Sir? / Sababa: Demon Lord of the Desert, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
SIGN Hokkaido Lake Douyara
SIGN Lake Douyara Summit
[01:41] ---
Today in Hokkaido, a summit is being held
involving all the countries of the world.
SIGN Eco
SIGN Captain Geroro is cancelled this week to accommodate the live broadcast of the summit.
[01:49] ---
Captain Geroro is cancelled this week to
accommodate the live broadcast of the summit.
SIGN Cancelled
[01:54] ---
Can...celled?
SIGN Captain Geroro is cancelled this week to accommodate the live broadcast of the summit.
[01:56] ---
Screw you all, sir!
[01:58] ---
What the heck is this program?!
SIGN LIVE
[02:00] ---
In other words, to halt the
progress of global warming,
[02:03] ---
we must push our ideal of
eco-friendliness ever onward,
[02:05] ---
and reduce emissions of carbon dioxide.
[02:06] ---
Gero? Eco?
SIGN Heat Island Greenhouse Gas Environmental Hormones Eco Bio Desertization Deforestation Global Warming Self-Sufficiency Cow Farts Nuclear Power
SIGN Eco
[02:11] ---
I see...
SIGN Eco Meeting Currently In Progress!!
[02:13] ---
Those foolish Pekoponians
[02:15] ---
have been making a big old fuss recently about
global warming and eco-friendliness, sir.
[02:21] ---
Then there is no reason why we shouldn't
use this for an invasion operation, sir!
[02:25] ---
An operation to do something
about Pekoponian global warming?
[02:30] ---
I would be greatly in favor of such a plan!
[02:34] ---
I'm pleased you like it so much!
[02:36] ---
It seems my judgment wasn't mistaken, sir.
[02:39] ---
Gero gero gero gero gerori.
[02:42] ---
By the way...
[02:45] ---
Keroro: What's Global Warming, Sir?
[02:51] ---
Most Pekoponians use vehicles and tools
that make their life more convenient,
[02:54] ---
over the span of several decades.
[02:58] ---
However, the more we use electric appliances,
[03:01] ---
the more electricity we need to make
in order to have them work,
[03:04] ---
and the more fuel is burned
at power plants to make it.
[03:09] ---
And the more we use vehicles,
[03:10] ---
the more carbon dioxide is emitted
from their exhaust as a result.
[03:16] ---
And this carbon dioxide
[03:18] ---
is the most notable example of the
greenhouse gases causing problems right now.
[03:25] ---
Greenhouse gases?
[03:26] ---
Is that like my poohekokis?
[03:29] ---
No. It is far more horrifying than that.
[03:33] ---
Whaa?!
[03:35] ---
The heat beating down on Pekopon from the sun
[03:37] ---
has traditionally been expelled into space,
keeping the temperature in balance.
SIGN Pekopon <- Heat <- (Sun)
[03:42] ---
However, greenhouse gases
absorb this heat.
[03:46] ---
[03:48] ---
What happens if it's absorbed?
[03:51] ---
Just like a greenhouse,
the temperature will keep rising and rising,
[03:55] ---
and Pekopon will fall victim
to global warming!
[03:59] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[04:02] ---
Therefore, we must immediately do
what we can to tackle it!
[04:06] ---
What we can?
[04:08] ---
You're not asking us to throw away
our current lifestyle, are you, sir?
[04:13] ---
You might be able to do that at your place,
[04:18] ---
'cause you live a life divorced
from modern civilization.
SIGN Electric Power
[04:22] ---
But TV and computers,
SIGN Electric Power
[04:25] ---
washing machines and vacuum cleaners,
SIGN Electric Power
[04:27] ---
are all absolute necessities of my
daily life that I can't do without!
[04:30] ---
You think I can just say goodbye to them?
[04:32] ---
Can't be done, can't be done! Can't be done.
[04:35] ---
Ahh, no, I was not suggesting
you do anything that extreme.
[04:38] ---
Just to do a little bit where we can.
[04:41] ---
The mental attitude of each of us
is what is important.
[04:44] ---
For example, r-raising the temperature
of your air conditioner by one degree...
SIGN Festival
[04:49] ---
The accumulation of
little things like that will...
[04:50] ---
Isn't this room kinda hot?
[04:52] ---
The warming has already started.
[04:55] ---
Well, let's turn that
temperature right down to 19!
SIGN Electric Power
[05:00] ---
Th-The mental attitude of each of us is—!
[05:02] ---
Huh? Global what now?
SIGN Festival
[05:05] ---
What's wrong with Pekopon warming up?
[05:10] ---
It feels so nice.
SIGN Festival
SIGN Festival
[05:18] ---
If Pekopon warms up,
[05:20] ---
it will cause...
[05:24] ---
...an increase in abnormal phenomena
like typhoons and tornadoes...
[05:28] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN S
[05:31] ---
...aggravation of the food
situation due to poor crops...
[05:35] ---
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[05:37] ---
[05:39] ---
...expansion of infectious diseases due
to plagues of mosquitoes... and so on.
[05:43] ---
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[05:45] ---
Uhh...
[05:46] ---
Isn't that just a problem for the
stupid Pekoponians in the end?
SIGN Festival
[05:52] ---
When you put it that way, that's true.
[05:55] ---
Which means...
even if we do not do anything,
[05:58] ---
and just leave them alone, the Pekoponians
will fall into the Beckenbauer of terror!
[06:03] ---
It's "Sebastian."
[06:05] ---
So, then, we just need to
wait for that to happen, sir!
[06:09] ---
Let's make Gundam models
while we wait for the perfect time,
[06:12] ---
and then complete our Pekopon
invasion in one try, sir!
[06:15] ---
Or, like, Buddha's mercy?
[06:17] ---
You know, we can't be that laid back.
[06:21] ---
Gero?
[06:22] ---
As we speak, the Pekoponians are making
progress with countermeasures against warming.
[06:27] ---
Isn't that why that summit is being held?
[06:30] ---
I don't think you need to worry about that.
[06:34] ---
What?
SIGN Supermarket Ooba
[06:35] ---
They're doing stuff all over the place
these days, aren't they?
SIGN Eco
[06:37] ---
Telling people not to get bags at the register
to reduce trash and protect against warming.
[06:43] ---
Telling them to bring an eco-bag with them.
[06:46] ---
But some people forget the original point...
[06:48] ---
Tetteteeeen!
[06:50] ---
...and, instead of taking care
of a single eco-bag,
[06:52] ---
they collect the things, one after another!
SIGN Eco
[06:56] ---
There's no point in turning down the
plastic bags if you're gonna do that!
[06:56] ---
I can't go on...
[07:01] ---
Or, like, backwards logic?
[07:04] ---
Pekoponians seriously are fools.
[07:07] ---
So they don't stand a chance in heck
of putting a halt to global warming.
[07:12] ---
No, that is not so!
[07:14] ---
Hm?
[07:15] ---
Pekoponians are striving hard in many ways!
SIGN Biogasoline
[07:18] ---
For example, by using biofuel, which uses corn
instead of petroleum as a raw material,
[07:24] ---
they reduce carbon dioxide emissions, and—
[07:27] ---
Thassit!!
[07:28] ---
We'll buy out all the world's corn,
[07:30] ---
and use it all for biofuel,
creating an artificial shortage,
[07:34] ---
and then sell it at high price
to anyone who want to eat it!
[07:36] ---
And then rake in money for
the invasion budget...
[07:39] ---
Sorry, commander.
[07:39] ---
Gero!
[07:41] ---
Gero?
[07:42] ---
The Pekoponians have already started
dabbling in that kind of business.
[07:47] ---
What?
[07:48] ---
Darn those Pekoponians!
[07:50] ---
Foolish as they are, they still manage
to be one step ahead of us in business!
[07:55] ---
By the way, don't you think the A/C
is working a little too well?
SIGN Currently 19 °C
[07:58] ---
Gonna die...
[07:58] ---
Air conditioner temperature: 19 degrees!
[08:03] ---
I-I-If it's cold, raise the
temperature on the air conditioner!
[08:06] ---
Nah. Eating piping hot ramen
in an ice-cold room!
[08:13] ---
The contradiction of this act
is where the spice is, sir!
[08:16] ---
C-Commander-dono...
[08:19] ---
The bad effects of global warming
will not end there!
[08:23] ---
The ice at the North and
South Poles will melt...
[08:27] ---
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
[08:29] ---
...seals and polar bears will go extinct...
[08:33] ---
...and chytrids will multiply and
frogs will go extinct.
[08:37] ---
Kerokero...
[08:39] ---
And many other fauna and flora
besides those may also enter extinction!
[08:44] ---
You say that,
[08:46] ---
but in Pekopon's 4.6 billion year history,
[08:49] ---
many animals have already gone extinct!
[08:52] ---
If the animals alive right now are
doomed to go extinct one day anyway,
[08:57] ---
isn't that just making it
happen a little earlier?
[08:59] ---
Besides,
[09:00] ---
in the first place,
is Pekopon really warming up
[09:03] ---
so much that there needs
to be a big fuss about it?
[09:06] ---
And even if it is,
[09:07] ---
does it really mean only bad things
for Pekopon, like Dororo-senpai listed?
[09:11] ---
Maybe no one knows for certain.
[09:14] ---
That'd take a weather report
from 10 years in the future.
[09:18] ---
Yes... no one knows for certain.
[09:22] ---
But Pekopon's warming is
progressing as we speak,
[09:27] ---
and if the worse-case scenario
does unfold as a result...
[09:31] ---
The worst-case scenario...
SIGN Inner-Tokyo
SIGN Power Plants
[09:48] ---
Sarge...
[09:51] ---
Stupid frog...
[09:52] ---
The worst-case scenario...
[09:54] ---
...would mean bad things for everyone, sir.
[09:59] ---
And even I, who have grown so used
to this life on Pekopon, would...
[10:05] ---
W-Water...
SIGN Water
[10:17] ---
WATER!
[10:19] ---
If it ends up like this, I won't have the time
to leisurely make Gundam models, sir.
[10:23] ---
And on the day I'm unlucky enough
to get infected by chytrids...
[10:30] ---
Men! This is bad news! Big bad news!
[10:33] ---
I'm not going to stand by silently,
wringing my hands as it happens, sir!
[10:37] ---
I declare here and now,
[10:38] ---
Pekoponian global warming will never
advance to the worst-case scenario!
[10:44] ---
Why, you ask?
[10:46] ---
Because we will have completed our invasion
of Pekopon before that ever happens, sir!
[10:51] ---
Ohhh! Keroro! Well said!
[10:54] ---
Darn right.
[10:56] ---
I mean, like... if we haven't invaded by
that time... that'd be pretty pathetic.
[11:01] ---
So!
[11:03] ---
A new Pekopon invasion operation begins here!
SIGN Invasion Operation
SIGN Giwowo Strikes Back
SIGN Attack the Lake Douyara Summit
[11:07] ---
Sir!
[11:17] ---
We'll send this capsule imprisoning the
great space monster Giwowo to the summit,
[11:23] ---
and plunge the leaders of Pekopon
into a Sebastian of terror, sir!
[11:28] ---
Or, like, wholesale roundup?
SIGN Giwowo
On Board
[11:33] ---
And now, our invasion of Pekopon
is all but complete, sir!
[11:37] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[11:40] ---
So... that aside.
[11:48] ---
My honorable leader...
[11:50] ---
It was a small step for the sergeant,
[11:53] ---
but may have been a great one
for the future of Earth.
[12:03] ---
Giwowo!
[12:04] ---
Invasion failed!
[12:13] ---
This had better be true, sir.
[12:15] ---
Thinking that a treasure would be hidden
by ancient Keronians here seems a bit...
[12:20] ---
I don't care if you believe it or not.
[12:25] ---
I sure am tired of walking, though, sir.
[12:29] ---
Geropaa!
[12:31] ---
[12:40] ---
The floor is shining for some reason.
[12:43] ---
What is this place?
[12:45] ---
Ah!
[12:46] ---
Gero?
[12:50] ---
Th-These are...
[12:55] ---
Sababa: Demon King of the Desert, Sir!
[13:01] ---
Egypt. The Pyramid of Giza.
[13:04] ---
The Keroro Platoon and Fuyuki-kun
had made their way inside.
[13:08] ---
It's unmistakable!
[13:10] ---
Ancient Keronians were here!
[13:12] ---
Never mind that, the treasure!
[13:15] ---
Where's the treasure, sir?!
[13:17] ---
Sabababarabara...
[13:18] ---
Gero...
[13:19] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
what are you mumbling about, sir?
[13:22] ---
It is not me!
[13:24] ---
Ebarabarabara...
[13:26] ---
Then... grudge-filled grumblings
from Doronuma-san?
[13:29] ---
So mean, Keroro-kun...
[13:32] ---
Gero?
[13:35] ---
What is this, sir?!
[13:38] ---
Sabababarabara!
[13:42] ---
Wh-What in blazes are these guys?!
[13:44] ---
Saba... Sababa...
[13:48] ---
Sababarabara...
[13:49] ---
E-Ebara yakiniku! Karubi!
[13:51] ---
Harami! Horumon! And... ganpura!
[13:54] ---
You are not getting through to them at all!
[14:01] ---
Sababarabara!
[14:03] ---
Gero?
[14:05] ---
Wh-What's going on?
[14:07] ---
Looks like these are artificial Keronians
made out of sand.
[14:11] ---
Sand? Artificial?
[14:13] ---
Yeah. The ancient Keronians must've made 'em.
[14:17] ---
What for?
[14:18] ---
Looking at this mural...
[14:21] ---
it seems they were used to construct
the pyramids and the sphinxes.
[14:25] ---
Keronians were the ones who made
the pyramids and the sphinxes?
[14:29] ---
And once these guys had fulfilled their task,
[14:32] ---
they went into a long sleep?
[14:34] ---
And woke up today!
[14:37] ---
They must think their old masters
have come back!
SIGN Masters
[14:41] ---
Masters...
[14:44] ---
So you are the leader, sir?
[14:46] ---
Sabasaba!
[14:47] ---
Your name...
[14:49] ---
Well, you say "Sabasaba,"
so I'll just call you Sababa.
[14:52] ---
Sabasaba...
[14:54] ---
Right, Sababa!
[14:56] ---
Lead your subordinates,
[14:57] ---
and immediately begin construction
of a Keromid and a Sphinkero, sir!
[15:01] ---
Gerora!
[15:02] ---
Sabarabara!
[15:12] ---
The treasure left behind
by the ancient Keronians
[15:15] ---
must have referred to these guys, sir!
SIGN Sand Bath
[15:19] ---
We really have obtained
the perfect servants, sir!
[15:23] ---
We'll get these guys to
make new tourist spots,
[15:27] ---
and rake in the funds for
our invasion budget, sir!
SIGN Keromid
SIGN Sphinkero
SIGN Invasion Budget
[15:30] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero.
[15:33] ---
No sooner woken than straight to hard labor.
[15:36] ---
They have been most unfortunate.
[15:39] ---
Anyway, we have to research more about this!
[15:42] ---
It could be the find of the century!
[15:48] ---
So hot...
[15:51] ---
Gero?
[15:52] ---
Huh? Where did they go, sir?
[15:55] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[15:57] ---
Try looking over there!
[16:01] ---
Huh, it's basically done already!
[16:05] ---
Gero!
[16:15] ---
Wh-What is this?
[16:17] ---
This is...
[16:18] ---
Those guys weren't asleep!
[16:21] ---
They were sealed away, for starting an
uprising against the ancient Keronians!
[16:25] ---
Hey! What's the meaning of this?!
[16:28] ---
An uprising! This is an uprising!
[16:31] ---
Or, like, labor dispute?
[16:33] ---
They are mad because you worked
them so hard, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:36] ---
Gero...
[16:37] ---
Sabasaba!
[16:40] ---
Saba! Saba! Saba!
[16:42] ---
Let's all go yellow.
[16:46] ---
Saba! Saba! Saba!
[16:48] ---
Meteor Cross Shuriken!
[16:50] ---
Saba! Saba! Saba!
[16:52] ---
I will break you to pieces!
[16:54] ---
Fungaaaaa!
[17:08] ---
W-We're safe, sir...
[17:11] ---
It's too early to be relieved.
[17:13] ---
Gero?
[17:16] ---
Sabarabarabara!
[17:21] ---
It's got to be...
It's got to be somewhere here...
[17:27] ---
Sababa!
[17:29] ---
Why are they immortal?!
[17:31] ---
Ahh, well, that would be because
they're made of sand, you see!
[17:33] ---
Bet they don't feel a scratch!
SIGN Sand
[17:35] ---
Sand! What does sand remind me of?!
[17:38] ---
Sand...
SIGN Sandwiches
[17:40] ---
Sandwiches!
[17:42] ---
All right, Sababa-kun. Calm down, there.
[17:45] ---
Let's eat some sandwiches,
[17:47] ---
and talk this over carefully.
[17:49] ---
Well? Which would you like?
[17:51] ---
Ham sandwich? Tamama sandwich?
[17:53] ---
I'm a little bit of a pig, so I might
go for a ham and tamama!
[17:56] ---
Tama!
SIGN Sandwiches
[17:58] ---
Ah. You, too?
[18:01] ---
Sababarabara!
[18:02] ---
Gero!
[18:04] ---
Screw you!
[18:05] ---
...is what he is saying.
[18:07] ---
Or, like, peace-talks collapsed?
[18:10] ---
Tch. Fine.
[18:12] ---
Guess we'll use our trump card.
[18:14] ---
Trump card?
[18:15] ---
Yeah. I came prepared.
[18:18] ---
Glad I brought this Capsule Nyororo!
SIGN Capsule Nyororo
[18:21] ---
Chuck!
[18:31] ---
Uhh...
[18:33] ---
I can't believe you were walking around
with a Nyororo. How dangerous.
[18:36] ---
But thanks to that, we were saved!
[18:38] ---
H-Hey!
[18:40] ---
They are behaving strangely!
[18:41] ---
Gero!
[18:51] ---
Sabarabara!
[18:53] ---
It didn't affect 'em at all!
[18:55] ---
Oh yeahhh, they're sand.
They never had any moisture!
[18:59] ---
How was this a trump card?!
[19:04] ---
This is...
[19:06] ---
Could this be...
[19:07] ---
Gero!
[19:13] ---
Ah... losing is the purpose of his character.
[19:15] ---
In that case... mimicry, disa—
[19:17] ---
Lady Mois!
[19:19] ---
Tama!
[19:20] ---
Gero?
[19:29] ---
Sabaraba!
[19:30] ---
Why's he grown big?!
[19:35] ---
Gero!
[19:37] ---
Sarge! I figured it out! The way
to bring them under control!
[19:41] ---
Gero! Stay away, sir!
[19:43] ---
Sababa!
[19:46] ---
Gero!
[19:48] ---
M-Master Fuyuki!
[19:50] ---
Oy, you, Sababa! Give Master Fuyuki
back! Give them all back, sir!
[19:54] ---
Sabasaba...
[19:56] ---
Sabasaba.
[19:57] ---
Gero!
[20:00] ---
Gero!
[20:04] ---
F-Freeze-frame...
[20:06] ---
Sa... Saba...
[20:10] ---
Sabarabaraba!
[20:17] ---
Gero!
[20:27] ---
Peh peh peh!
[20:28] ---
Or, like, breathing problems?
[20:32] ---
Gero.
[20:34] ---
Is everyone okay, sir?
[20:35] ---
Sarge, it was just as I thought!
[20:38] ---
Gero?
[20:40] ---
This is it!
[20:41] ---
Th-That's... the mark on Sababa's chest!
[20:44] ---
Yes. When you touch the cobra mark
on the floor of that room,
[20:48] ---
this controller activates,
[20:50] ---
and creates the bodies
of Sababa and the others!
[20:53] ---
But I took it out of Sababa's body,
[20:56] ---
so he shouldn't be able to
move on his own anymore.
[20:59] ---
The reason the floor was shining
[21:01] ---
was because Mr. Sergeant
touched the cobra mark.
[21:04] ---
Gerosorry.
[21:05] ---
You broke the seal, commander.
[21:08] ---
But more to the point...
whadda we do about this guy?
[21:11] ---
[21:13] ---
What's that, brother?!
[21:15] ---
That Keroro gave it to me!
[21:17] ---
Apparently this thing is a new weapon
that measures the time of cup ramen!
[21:23] ---
I'm so glad for you, brother...
[21:25] ---
Looks like Sababa and the others found
themselves imprisoned in an hourglass.
[21:32] ---
Huh?
[21:33] ---
Sababarabara!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
It is Paul Moriyama, at your service.
[23:09] ---
The previously top-secret Date Guard Special
Independent Regiment has finally mobilized!
[23:14] ---
To think that you could keep a date with
Fuyuki-kun secret from me is quite ridiculous!
[23:17] ---
It is absolutely impossible, Momoka-sama!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that! The titles are the same?
[23:22] ---
"Momoka: Sunday's the Day, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Giroro: Sunday's the Day, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E221 - Momoka: Sunday's the Day, Sir! / Giroro: Sunday's the Day, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:32] ---
The miracle occurred after school
on a midsummer's day like any other.
[01:39] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[01:41] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[01:42] ---
Tell me, are you free this Sunday?
[01:45] ---
Huh? Sunday?
[01:48] ---
I don't have any plans in particular...
[02:04] ---
Momoka: Sunday's the Day, Sir!
[02:16] ---
Is this a date?
[02:18] ---
Is this a date? Is this a date?!
[02:21] ---
You idiot, what are you talking about?!
[02:23] ---
Of course it's a frickin' date!
[02:25] ---
It's just the two of you on a weekend!
And Fuyuki-kun invited you!
[02:29] ---
You're right! I have to discuss this
with Paul right away!
[02:32] ---
Wait! Don't tell anyone about this!
[02:35] ---
Huh? Why not?
[02:37] ---
This is the first date
Fuyuki-kun's ever asked you on.
[02:40] ---
You want Paul and Tama-pest
to put a damper on it?
[02:44] ---
You're absolutely right.
SIGN Squeeze
[02:48] ---
I want to keep this date
between Fuyuki-kun and me.
[02:51] ---
I want it to be ours and ours alone!
[02:55] ---
And the fated day.
[03:04] ---
Nishizawa-san!
SIGN Looks
like this
to her
[03:13] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN Actually like this
[03:17] ---
S-Sorry! Have you been waiting?
[03:19] ---
N-No! I only just arrived myself!
SIGN °Note: Standing by for 3 hours
[03:22] ---
*Note: Standing by for 3 hours.
[03:26] ---
Wh-Where are we going today?
[03:29] ---
Ah, right.
[03:30] ---
Our own private date. Today, I want to...
[03:36] ---
...take it easy at an open-air café...
[03:40] ---
...walk around holding hands...
[03:45] ---
...and then go to a theme park.
It's all very clichéd, but...
[03:57] ---
And then I want to savor nouvelle cuisine
while looking at the beautiful night scenery.
[04:03] ---
And... at the end...
[04:07] ---
...for dessert...
[04:10] ---
...he can have... me...
[04:17] ---
Grand Operation Lovey-Dovey
Full-Course Date with Fuyuki-kun,
[04:20] ---
Where Dessert is the Greatest Memory!
[04:23] ---
Let's go to the museum to see the fossil
that was discovered recently.
[04:26] ---
It might not be very occult,
I suppose, but...
SIGN Giant Dinosaur Exhibition
New Discovery!!
[04:31] ---
Let me explain.
[04:33] ---
Momoka-chan still doesn't realize this, but...
SIGN A Few Days Earlier
[04:36] ---
Master Fuyuki, what are you
doing this Sunday, sir?
[04:40] ---
I'm going to do extracurricular activities
for the Occult Club with Nishizawa-san.
[04:44] ---
Wanna come, Sarge?
[04:46] ---
Nah, I'll pass, sir!
SIGN Giant Dinosaur Exhibition New Discovery!!
[04:48] ---
...this was for the club.
[04:52] ---
Momoka-chan remains ignorant of this.
[04:54] ---
W-Well, that's okay... the day is long...
[05:01] ---
This feeling... don't tell me...
[05:05] ---
What's up, Nishizawa-san?
[05:07] ---
Ah, no, it's nothing.
[05:09] ---
Let's test it.
[05:14] ---
There.
[05:15] ---
Oh! There are flowers over there!
[05:22] ---
I knew it. It's him.
SIGN Him
[05:25] ---
Mission M3,
removal of the beehive, complete.
[05:28] ---
Good job.
SIGN Him
[05:29] ---
Intercept Team,
[05:31] ---
you are tasked with eliminating everything
dangerous within a 500 m radius of milady.
[05:35] ---
Roger.
[05:37] ---
Momoka-sama.
SIGN Him
[05:39] ---
This very special date of yours
with Fuyuki-kun...
[05:42] ---
we thousand of the "Momoka Bodyguard
Date Guard Special Independent Regiment"
[05:46] ---
will make it the best it can possibly be!
[05:52] ---
This is Paul.
[05:53] ---
You frickin' moron! Know when to back off!
[05:55] ---
You tryin' to screw this up for us?!
[05:57] ---
This is a special date which
Fuyuki-kun invited me on!
[06:00] ---
Butt out!
[06:02] ---
That is all very well,
[06:03] ---
but if anything were to befall you, milady,
it would be a matter of grave concern!
[06:07] ---
We have your best interests in mind!
[06:10] ---
Shut up! Get them all outta here!
[06:12] ---
B-But...
[06:13] ---
Huh? Nishizawa-san, are you okay?
[06:17] ---
I'm fine! Let's go!
[06:21] ---
M-Momoka-sama...
[06:25] ---
Sorry for asking you to indulge me with
this café visit before the museum.
[06:29] ---
Oh, no. I was just getting thirsty, anyway.
[06:38] ---
Okay. Commence your guard duties, taking
extra care not to disturb Momoka-sama!
[06:43] ---
A reduction in security is unavoidable
given Momoka-sama's words,
[06:47] ---
but it is my mission to
protect them, at all costs!
SIGN Chez Woof
[06:51] ---
This is A Team.
Reporting current situation.
[06:55] ---
15 seconds ago,
Master Fuyuki went to the bathroom.
[06:58] ---
Accordingly, Momoka-sama will be
on her own for the next 2 to 3 minutes.
[07:03] ---
Understood. Don't allow even
a single ant close to her!
[07:07] ---
Roger. Further, after the two
of them left the café...
[07:16] ---
Ah... Wait...
[07:22] ---
What's wrong? Respond!
[07:24] ---
Reporting! Lost connection with
mid-range security cameras!
[07:27] ---
It is likely an external attack
by unknown assailant!
[07:30] ---
What?! B Team, C Team, provide urgent
backup to the A Team on the front line!
[07:35] ---
It's no good! A Team has
already been wiped out!
[07:37] ---
B Team and C Team are also out of
action! It happened in an instant!
[07:40] ---
Wiped out...
[07:41] ---
A 30-man special unit was wiped out?!
[07:45] ---
Is it a monster?!
[07:49] ---
Just waiting for a moment when
Momoka-sama was on her own!
SIGN Incombustible Trash
Combustible Trash
[07:51] ---
I should never have reduced the security,
whatever she said to me!
[07:58] ---
Listen up! All forces to
level 1 combat deployment!
[08:01] ---
I will also move out!
[08:03] ---
The enemy is Momoka-sama's abductor!
[08:06] ---
We must save her at all costs!
[08:29] ---
Meanwhile.
[08:30] ---
Darn you, Paul! If you'd just
back off and leave the two of us alone,
[08:34] ---
you wouldn't have all these casualties!
[08:37] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
Why are you suddenly running?
[08:40] ---
Ah, I'm sorry... I suddenly found myself
wanting to go for a walk.
[08:43] ---
Huh? This is a walk?
[08:49] ---
Oh, Fuyuki-kun!
[08:51] ---
Look, an unidentified flying object believed
to have extraterrestrial technology on board!
[09:07] ---
I don't see anything!
[09:08] ---
Sorry, I must have been seeing things!
[09:24] ---
Momoka-sama!
[09:26] ---
Tch!
[09:28] ---
Nishizawa-san?
[09:30] ---
Ah! We've been walking for so long.
Look what time it is!
[09:33] ---
The museum will close if we don't hurry!
[09:37] ---
What?
[09:42] ---
Let's hurry, Fuyuki-kun!
[09:53] ---
That kidnapper!
[09:54] ---
What a brazen fellow,
escaping in milady's dedicated jet!
[09:58] ---
Eagle Team, circle around them!
[10:00] ---
Roger!
[10:07] ---
What on Earth is going on?!
[10:09] ---
It looks like everybody else wants to get
to the museum quickly, too, doesn't it?
[10:13] ---
Huh? Is that what's happening?
[10:18] ---
Acquired naked-eye sight of the target!
Firing capturing net!
[10:31] ---
This way's shorter!
[10:54] ---
Huh? Why are the two of them here?
[11:00] ---
I will stop him, whatever it takes!
[11:02] ---
Paul's the last survivor, as I expected.
[11:06] ---
Fine!!
[11:21] ---
He's going to take us both out!
[11:28] ---
Momoka-sama...?
[11:37] ---
I'm sorry.
[11:38] ---
In the end, it looks like
I took the wrong path.
[11:42] ---
Yeah... I guess you did.
[11:44] ---
I wonder if we'll still
make the museum in time.
[11:48] ---
Hmmm... that might be a little difficult.
[11:51] ---
I'm sorry... This is all my fault.
[11:55] ---
Oh, no. We couldn't go to the museum,
[11:59] ---
but this was kinda fun.
[12:01] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[12:04] ---
Let's go next week, Nishizawa-san.
[12:07] ---
You mean it?! I'd love to!
[12:09] ---
Fuyuki-kun's even invited me out again!
[12:15] ---
This mood... could it be...?
[12:19] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[12:22] ---
Um... er...
[12:25] ---
Huh? Huh? W-Wait a sec!
[12:28] ---
Momoka-samaaaa!
[12:31] ---
I'm so relieved to see you safe!
[12:33] ---
Darnit, Paul!!
[12:36] ---
Why...?!
[12:36] ---
Anyway... I hope you have a better
date next time, Momoka-chan!
[12:38] ---
Let... go...
[12:40] ---
Momoka-samaaaa!
[12:42] ---
Quit frickin' gettin' in my way!!
[12:55] ---
Natsumi-chan and Corporal Giroro
are walking side by side.
[12:58] ---
The event that led to this miraculous state
of affairs happened less than an hour ago.
[13:05] ---
Giroro: Sunday's the Day, Sir!
[13:10] ---
At the same time that Fuyuki-kun and
Momoka-chan were just meeting up...
[13:15] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[13:17] ---
Have you been waiting?
[13:18] ---
N-No! I only just arrived myself!
[13:22] ---
This is Skull-1. Come in, HQ.
[13:24] ---
Completed periodic Pekopon invasion research.
[13:27] ---
As usual, no abnormalities.
Now returning to base.
[13:30] ---
Roger that. Take care coming home!
[13:33] ---
Or, like, mission complete?
[13:36] ---
Hm? This signal, it's...
[13:38] ---
...Fuyuki! Is he nearby?
[13:42] ---
Oh! There are flowers over there!
[13:49] ---
Wh-What the—?!
[13:58] ---
Wh-What the heck was that?!
[14:02] ---
I can't get back now...
[14:05] ---
This is Skull-1. This is Skull-1.
[14:07] ---
Come in, HQ.
SIGN ° Promotion °
CONGRATS!
Draw 1 Newtype card
[14:11] ---
Yahoo! I get promoted to Captain, sir!
[14:14] ---
How much is the pay?
[14:14] ---
[14:17] ---
Yes, this is HQ. What's the matter?
[14:20] ---
Or, like, urgent problem?
SIGN GOAL
You survived
SIGN Return
[14:22] ---
Hey, Lady Mois, it's your turn next!
[14:24] ---
Coming, Uncle!
[14:26] ---
My saucer has broken down due to unforeseen
circumstances. Please send help.
[14:30] ---
Huh? Can't do that right now.
[14:32] ---
What?!
[14:33] ---
The thing is, we're right in the
middle of something right now, sir.
[14:36] ---
Walk back.
[14:37] ---
Uncle, it is your turn next!
[14:40] ---
Okay! So, hope that's clear.
[14:42] ---
Wh—?! Wait just a minute!
[14:48] ---
Hmph! That Keroro dumbo!
[14:50] ---
To abandon one's own comrade in enemy
territory, isolated and without assistance...
[14:54] ---
The weaponry teleport system is broken,
and contact with the base is cut off.
[14:58] ---
If I were to be attacked by hostile aliens
right now, I'd be obliterated.
[15:03] ---
Giiiiroro!
[15:07] ---
Who the crap?!
[15:08] ---
Ha ha, that made me jump!
[15:10] ---
What are you getting so startled for?
[15:12] ---
N-Natsumi...
[15:14] ---
Why are you dragging that thing around?
[15:17] ---
I had an accident,
and my saucer broke down.
[15:19] ---
How about you? Fuyuki seemed to be nearby.
Were you two going to meet up?
[15:23] ---
Oh, nah. I'm on my way back from the library.
[15:26] ---
Fuyuki's out with Momoka-chan, apparently.
[15:29] ---
Riiight... If he's with Nishizawa Momoka,
[15:33] ---
it might be possible for me
to get in contact with Tamama.
[15:36] ---
No, no, you mustn't get in their way!
[15:38] ---
Fuyuki and Momoka-chan might be out
on a date, just the two of them!
[15:42] ---
Just the two of them? On a date?
[15:44] ---
I'm not gonna pussyfoot around that!
[15:46] ---
I'm unarmed in enemy territory here!
[15:48] ---
And you and I are alone right—
[15:57] ---
Natsumi and... I are... alone...
[16:01] ---
You don't have anything to do anyway, right?
[16:04] ---
It's rare for us to meet outside.
Want to take a walk or something?
[16:10] ---
A-Am I okay to do this?
Returning should be my first priority...
[16:13] ---
No... my work is finished, so it's not impossible
to imagine it wouldn't be a problem.
[16:19] ---
I-Is this a date?!
SIGN Anguish
[16:22] ---
No, no. Calm yourself. It's true that
Natsumi extended the invitation.
[16:27] ---
But I have no sure proof
that this is a date.
[16:33] ---
To begin with... my ideal date is...
[16:39] ---
We must protect this area
to the death, Natsumi!
[16:43] ---
Right! Got it!
[16:44] ---
Don't worry, Natsumi. I won't let them
lay a finger on my woman!
[16:45] [SONG] ---
I am Giroro, a reckless soldier.
[16:48] ---
Yeah. I trust you.
[16:52] ---
Let's go, Natsumi!
[16:52] [SONG] ---
My password is giro-giro-giro.
[16:53] ---
Yeah!
[16:56] [SONG] ---
Lucky number, 723.
[17:03] ---
We're the perfect combination, Giroro.
[17:05] ---
Hmph. Leave it to me.
[17:08] ---
Thank you... Giroro.
[17:10] ---
This much is only natural for a soldier.
[17:14] ---
You're steadily advancing into my heart.
[17:20] ---
This has been Corporal Giroro's ideal date!
[17:23] ---
Yes. I have my own ideal
of what a date should be.
[17:26] ---
Like I'm going to get carried away and
call it a date over a simple walk together!
[17:31] ---
I'm going to go buy a drink, okay?
SIGN Shibarigaoka-eki-mae
[17:46] ---
Graaaaaaaah!
[17:50] ---
I don't see anything!
[17:52] ---
Sorry, I must have been seeing things!
[17:56] ---
What the...
[18:00] ---
This can't be... an enemy assault?!
[18:06] ---
Natsumi, it's dangerous here!
[18:08] ---
We have to get out of this area!
[18:09] ---
Wait, what?! Wait a sec!
[18:11] ---
Giroro! Hey!
[18:16] ---
Oh, for goodness's sake!
[18:18] ---
Why did this have to happen while
I'm together with Natsumi?!
[18:24] ---
Natsumi's body temperature...
Natsumi's pulse...
[18:28] ---
This is... almost my ideal...!
[18:34] ---
No... calm yourself!
[18:36] ---
Don't think such moronic things!
This isn't a date!
[18:40] ---
Will you knock it off?
[18:43] ---
I was an idiot for inviting you for a walk.
[18:46] ---
Forget it. I'll go home on my own.
[18:47] ---
N-Najumi...
[18:56] ---
What on Earth is going on?!
[18:58] ---
It looks like everybody else wants to get
to the museum quickly, too, doesn't it?
[19:02] ---
Huh? Is that what's happening?
[19:05] ---
What?!
[19:08] ---
Grrrrrrr!
[19:13] ---
What in the world?!
[19:16] ---
Natsumi! Where are you?!
[19:27] ---
Natsumi!
[19:34] ---
Today is the worst day ever!
[19:39] ---
Natsumi!
SIGN Furniture
[19:45] ---
Thank you.
[19:46] ---
Are you okay, Natsumi?
[19:50] [SONG] ---
I am Giroro, a reckless soldier.
[19:57] ---
I will stop him, whatever it takes!
[19:57] [SONG] ---
My password is giro-giro-giro.
[19:59] ---
Paul's the last survivor, as I expected...
[20:01] ---
What on Earth happened here?
[20:01] [SONG] ---
Lucky number, 723.
[20:03] ---
I don't get it, either.
[20:06] ---
But this... this is...
[20:08] ---
At this point... surely I can admit it?!
[20:10] [SONG] ---
But really I'm a coward.
[20:12] ---
This is... This is my ideal date...!
[20:26] ---
He's going to take us both out!
[20:30] ---
M-Momoka-sama...
[20:36] ---
Wh...at?!
[20:38] ---
What the...?!
[20:50] ---
Geez... What was all that?!
[20:53] ---
Don't ask me.
[20:57] ---
Momoka-samaaaa!
[21:00] ---
I'm so relieved to see you safe!
[21:01] ---
Darn you, Paul!!
[21:03] ---
Those guys! I get it!
[21:05] ---
Let... go!
[21:06] ---
Looks like we've been
subjected to their nonsense.
[21:07] ---
Let go!
[21:08] ---
Momoka-sama!
[21:10] ---
So that's what it was.
[21:14] ---
If it hadn't been for all that madness,
this would have been a beautiful sunset.
[21:20] ---
If you want to see this kind of sunset again,
I'll take you to see it anytime.
[21:24] ---
No more firefights.
[21:27] ---
I... I know that!
[21:30] ---
It was all kinds of havoc, but I think it
worked out well for you, Corporal Giroro!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Hinata Aki here.
[23:09] ---
Do you know the game "senbei fishing"?
[23:11] ---
You fish up a thin and light sauce
senbei with a sewing needle.
[23:15] ---
People from Kansai and the western
regions don't seem to know it.
[23:19] ---
Maybe it's limited to Tohoku.
[23:20] ---
Never mind that! Lady Mom... how old are you?
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Senbei Fishing for Rainy Days, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Memories and Fireworks, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E222 - Keroro: Senbei Fishing for Rainy Days, Sir! / Keroro: Memories and Fireworks, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:35] ---
This episode is about a game that
some may have fond memories of.
SIGN General Store
[02:30] ---
We're back!
[02:32] ---
Grandma!
[02:33] ---
Hello!
[02:34] ---
Come in! Here you are, towels, towels.
[02:38] ---
Thank you!
[02:45] ---
We will be in your care once again, Admiral!
[02:51] ---
You braved that rain well.
[02:56] ---
Keroro: Senbei Fishing for Rainy Days, Sir!
[03:10] ---
Rain, huh...
[03:12] ---
We can't even go bug-catching like this.
[03:15] ---
And this is the Admiral's house, after all.
[03:18] ---
We haven't brought any weapons,
so we can't even train.
[03:21] ---
I wanted to swim in the river...
[03:23] ---
The river?
[03:29] ---
Hey!
[03:34] ---
Oh, you!
[03:37] ---
Curse you, rain!
[03:38] ---
Thanks to you, my summer memory with
Natsumi is washed down the grarrgggh!
[03:43] ---
If only Kululu-senpai
were around at a time like this.
[03:47] ---
Click!
[03:52] ---
Yeah, not that easy...
SIGN Away on summer break, ku ku
[03:54] ---
Going to eat some cold curry.
Don't look for me.
SIGN Kululu Away on summer break, ku ku
[03:58] ---
You bet your neck I will!
Not even any warning?!
[04:01] ---
I was going to ask you
to watch the place!
[04:04] ---
That is my Mr. Sergeant.
Zero authority as a leader.
[04:09] ---
So, I had no choice but to ask Lady Mois
to look after the house for us.
[04:13] ---
How d'you like that, woman?!
[04:16] ---
From time to time, taking it easy
and reading books isn't so bad.
[04:20] ---
I'll lend you one.
SIGN Occult and Fantasy Literature
From Around the World:
The Ultimate Analysis
[04:21] ---
I have Occult and Fantasy Literature
From Around the World: The Ultimate Analysis,
SIGN Mokele-mbembe vs.
Ngamba-namae:
The Ultimate Comparison
[04:25] ---
and Mokele-mbembe vs. Ngamba-namae:
The Ultimate Comparison.
[04:29] ---
Which do you want?
[04:30] ---
I'll pass on both.
[04:32] ---
I should have brought a console.
[04:36] ---
Would you like to do some
senbei fishing, then?
[04:39] ---
Ahh!
[04:40] ---
Senbei fishing?
[04:45] ---
Sauce senbei!
SIGN Sauce senbei
[04:48] ---
This takes me back...
[04:51] ---
They're so light!
[04:52] ---
So thin...
[04:54] ---
There's all kinds of different colors.
[04:56] ---
They're tasty just to eat as they are,
[04:59] ---
but you're meant to put
sauce or jam on them first.
[05:02] ---
Some people call them milk senbei.
[05:07] ---
I will eat them all!
[05:10] ---
No, you don't, Tama-chan.
[05:12] ---
You can only eat as many as you fish up.
[05:14] ---
That's senbei fishing.
[05:16] ---
Let's all try it together.
[05:18] ---
Okay!
[05:32] ---
This lifting them up is the hard part.
[05:36] ---
Yes!
[05:43] ---
Let's all decide what order to go in.
[05:44] ---
Quack!
[05:46] ---
It's a duck!
[05:47] ---
You're so funny, Mom!
[05:49] ---
I'll be a duck, too, sir!
[05:50] ---
I will do it, too!
[05:52] ---
This seems good for concentration training.
[05:58] ---
And so the senbei fishing competition began!
[06:03] ---
Natsumi, be careful not to stab yourself.
[06:06] ---
Don't worry!
[06:08] ---
It's the red one I'm going to stab.
[06:10] ---
Th-The red one?!
[06:17] ---
Yes!
[06:19] ---
I understand... I know...
[06:21] ---
...how those sauce senbei feel!
[06:23] ---
I'm not strong at all.
I wonder if it'll work...
[06:28] ---
There!
[06:30] ---
It's on the edge...
[06:32] ---
That's no good, sir.
[06:35] ---
No way!
[06:36] ---
Gero?!
[06:37] ---
Nice going, Fuyuki!
[06:39] ---
This is fun!
[06:41] ---
Quack quack!
[06:42] ---
You won't beat me!
[06:44] ---
Quack quack!
[06:45] ---
Tch. I am a pro of the battlefield.
[06:48] ---
I already see the trick!
[06:50] ---
Stabbing it into the solid center
region at a 45-degree angle
[06:54] ---
will maximise the friction coefficient
between the needle and the senbei!
[07:00] ---
Got it...
[07:08] ---
Whyy?!
[07:11] ---
The interesting part of senbei fishing is
how it doesn't go the way you think it will.
[07:16] ---
All of the senbei are mine!
[07:19] ---
Gero!
[07:20] ---
Tamama! The needle is backwards, sir!
[07:23] ---
Yes!
[07:27] ---
Wow, Tama-chan! Sticking it in backwards!
[07:31] ---
Hooray! Quack quack quack!
[07:34] ---
Hmm...
[07:36] ---
So Private Tamama got six...
[07:40] ---
What?! The rain's stopped!
[07:42] ---
Huh?
[07:43] ---
It has?
[07:44] ---
Gerori.
[07:46] ---
What are you talking about?
It's still raining hard!
[07:49] ---
Gero? I thought it got weaker for a moment...
[07:52] ---
It's your turn, isn't it?
[07:54] ---
Show me what you've got.
[07:56] ---
Oho. So you want to see
what I've got, do you?
[08:01] ---
When you're aiming precisely at the senbei,
[08:03] ---
you can't help but hold back your strength...
[08:05] ---
But... if there's no need for that...
[08:09] ---
...then I can throw it with all of my might!
[08:12] ---
Toryaaaaaaa!
[08:20] ---
Behold, citizens!
SIGN Magnet
[08:25] ---
Uhhh... what is...
[08:28] ---
Stupid frog!
[08:32] ---
No cheating, Kero-chan.
[08:35] ---
That one doesn't count,
and you skip your next turn, okay?
[08:37] ---
Gero...
[08:39] ---
It's Grandma's turn next!
[08:42] ---
Huh? Where's Grandma?
[08:45] ---
Isn't she playing?
[08:47] ---
Let me go and see.
[08:49] ---
You can keep going.
[08:51] ---
Okay, next is my turn, then!
[08:53] ---
Ah, no. I have a proposal, ma'am.
[08:55] ---
Huh? A proposal?
[08:57] ---
Neither of us has played this game before.
[09:00] ---
It is not a contest of strength,
[09:02] ---
but a fair contest, where victory is determined
by a throw of a single needle, ma'am.
[09:07] ---
So what?
[09:09] ---
I was thinking...
[09:11] ---
...that it'd be interesting
to bet something big on this.
[09:17] ---
Something big?
[09:19] ---
D-Don't tell me that Keroro...
[09:21] ---
...is thinking about
staking Pekopon on this battle?
[09:24] ---
What's "something big"?
[09:26] ---
Oh? So you aren't running?
[09:28] ---
Running? From you? Fat chance.
[09:32] ---
Can you wager it?
[09:34] ---
Can you make that mother of all bets?
[09:35] ---
He really is!
[09:37] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[09:38] ---
Come on! Let's put it on the line!!
[09:41] ---
The right to take a week off
toilet-cleaning duty!
[09:44] ---
You call that big?!
[09:46] ---
That's the mother of all bets to you?!
[09:51] ---
That is very like Mr. Sergeant.
[09:52] ---
Sure.
[09:54] ---
If you fish up lots more than me,
[09:57] ---
I'll clean the toilet for you.
[10:00] ---
But if I win,
[10:02] ---
you're on a whole month
of non-stop cleaning duty!
[10:05] ---
F-Fine by me, ma'am!
[10:10] ---
First, you skip your next turn.
[10:13] ---
Fiiine...
[10:14] ---
Tch. She still remembered.
[10:16] ---
Here we go!
[10:18] ---
I wonder which of us will be
crying after this, hm?
[10:23] ---
Boo-hooooooo!
[10:24] ---
Why, why?
[10:27] ---
Why can't I get even a single one?
[10:30] ---
Your motives were too sinister. Give it up.
[10:33] ---
Noooo...
[10:35] ---
But I want to be a duck, too, sir.
[10:38] ---
Come on, Tamama, just give me one!
[10:41] ---
I will not in a million years!
[10:43] ---
I wanna be a duck,
even if I get a month non-stop!
[10:46] ---
I wanna, sir!
[10:48] ---
I wanna quack quack quack!
[10:48] ---
But we don't have any more senbei...
[10:51] ---
Duck, duck!
[10:52] ---
Okay, fine...
[10:55] ---
Here you go. You can have this.
[10:57] ---
It's the last one, okay?
[10:59] ---
L-Lady Natsumi...
[11:01] ---
Gero.
[11:04] ---
Tch. Not curry flavored, huh?
[11:06] ---
Kululu?
[11:08] ---
Why are you here?
[11:10] ---
Well, it is summer break.
[11:12] ---
Thought I'd drop by.
[11:15] ---
D-Duck...
[11:18] ---
D-Duck...
[11:20] ---
Here you are, Kero-chan!
[11:21] ---
Gero? Admiral!
[11:24] ---
I was sure you'd run out.
[11:26] ---
Mom and I went out to buy more.
[11:29] ---
In all this rain?
[11:31] ---
Come on, let's have some more fun!
[11:34] ---
Admiral...
[11:39] ---
Admiral!
[11:42] ---
And so, for a time,
even after the rain lifted,
[11:45] ---
everyone had fun
senbei fishing together.
[11:59] ---
Summer break. What kinds of memories
are you all making?
[12:05] ---
Thanks for the food!
[12:06] ---
It's nice weather outside.
[12:08] ---
What are we going to do today, sir?
[12:11] ---
Go into the forest and
get a whole ton of bugs!
[12:13] ---
Wait, wait!
[12:16] ---
Renaissance!
[12:19] ---
No... summer's all about the rivers.
[12:29] ---
Gi ♡ ro ♡ ro !
[12:32] ---
Rivers!
[12:34] ---
I firmly insist upon going ahead
with the river plan!
[12:38] ---
You can do what you like,
[12:40] ---
but don't come back too late.
[12:43] ---
There'll be fireworks tonight.
[12:45] ---
Fireworks?
[12:46] ---
There are? We'll be able to see
them from here?
[12:49] ---
Ohh! We can see fireworks without
even moving from here, sir?
[12:54] ---
Really?
[12:55] ---
Hmm...
[12:57] ---
Well, the thing is...
[12:59] ---
Gero...
[13:03] ---
Keroro: Memories and Fireworks, Sir!
[13:09] ---
Sarge! Where are you?
[13:13] ---
We're going swimming!
[13:17] ---
I wonder what happened to everyone.
[13:19] ---
They'll come later.
[13:21] ---
Come on, let's go.
[13:23] ---
Right...
[13:27] ---
Natsumi... in a...
[13:31] ---
...swimsuit...
[13:54] ---
They're not coming...
[14:02] ---
Let's eat!
[14:03] ---
Huh? Where are Kero-chan and the rest?
[14:06] ---
Don't ask me.
[14:07] ---
This is weird.
[14:08] ---
Sarge and the others would
never miss out on a meal.
[14:11] ---
You're right...
[14:13] ---
I bet they're up to something again!
[14:15] ---
Huh?
[14:16] ---
We can't let them cause trouble for Grandma.
[14:19] ---
Fuyuki, we'll go search for them
the moment we're done eating.
[14:22] ---
O-Okay...
SIGN Learn from History
[14:27] ---
They're not here.
[14:28] ---
Yeah.
[14:36] ---
Not here, either.
[14:44] ---
Wait, did...
[14:46] ---
Oh, yes. Kero-chan
and the others just came by.
[14:49] ---
Thanks for the food!
[14:53] ---
Thanks, that was great!
[14:56] ---
It's like we're playing tag with them.
[14:59] ---
Geez!
[15:00] ---
They're not gonna get away from me!
SIGN Rice
[15:10] ---
Maybe Sarge and the others
went to play somewhere?
[15:14] ---
No, they're nearby.
[15:16] ---
I can feel them.
[15:19] ---
Where else haven't we searched...
[15:22] ---
The shed!
[15:27] ---
They're not in here, either.
[15:30] ---
This is strange.
[15:31] ---
Ah! I know!
[15:41] ---
Here it is!
[15:43] ---
See this plum wine?
[15:45] ---
Grandma made it the year I was born.
[15:48] ---
Oh...?
[15:50] ---
I'm kind of jealous.
[15:54] ---
You have one, too.
[15:56] ---
Here you go.
[15:58] ---
Grandma said it was her dream for us to
drink these together when we grew up.
SIGN Natsumi
[16:05] ---
I see.
[16:12] ---
Let's search around the house one more time.
[16:18] ---
That's...!
[16:20] ---
Be careful, Sis!
[16:33] ---
What are you guys doing?!
[16:35] ---
Gero?
[16:35] ---
Natsumi!
[16:36] ---
I won't let you do weird stuff
at Grandma's house!
[16:40] ---
Hey! Wait, you!
[16:42] ---
Gerooo!
[16:44] ---
Hey!
[16:50] ---
Gerooooo!
[16:51] ---
Sis!
[16:52] ---
Natsumi!
[17:00] ---
That was a close affair.
[17:03] ---
D-Doronuma-kun!
[17:05] ---
You are so mean, Keroro-kun.
[17:07] ---
I cannot believe you leave me behind.
[17:11] ---
U-Um... wait...
[17:13] ---
Doronumaaaa!
[17:16] ---
It's fine. It's fine.
What do I matter, anyway?
[17:18] ---
Will you please lend me a hand already?!
[17:24] ---
I cannot... hold on!
[17:29] ---
Huh?
[17:38] ---
Owowowow... Gero!
[17:42] ---
I believe you owe me an explanation.
[17:45] ---
What is that machine?
What are you planning to do?
[17:48] ---
I-It's... umm...
[17:51] ---
It was for the fireworks.
[17:54] ---
The fireworks?
[17:55] ---
There are? We'll be able to see
them from here?
[17:58] ---
Well, the thing is...
[18:02] ---
Gero?
[18:03] ---
They'll be launching them from a
different place starting this year.
[18:06] ---
We can't see them from here anymore.
[18:08] ---
Awwwww...
[18:11] ---
I was looking forward to seeing fireworks
at your house for the first time ever...
[18:14] ---
It can't be helped.
[18:16] ---
Don't worry about me.
[18:18] ---
You all go where you can see them.
[18:20] ---
No way. We have to see them with you!
[18:24] ---
Gero.
[18:25] ---
So, we all thought up a certain strategy
for the admiral we owe so much to.
[18:32] ---
We call it...
[18:34] ---
"Grand Operation Let's Watch the Fireworks
Perfectly from the Admiral's House!"
[18:39] ---
So that's why the machine?
[18:40] ---
Correct.
[18:42] ---
It took some work to set it up,
but we've just about made it in time, sir.
[18:46] ---
Why didn't you say anything?
[18:48] ---
Yes! We would have helped out
if you'd just said something!
[18:51] ---
Nahhh...
[18:53] ---
If we'd told you, it wouldn't
have been a surprise, would it?
[18:56] ---
Well, no, but...
[18:58] ---
Kululu! That machine really is safe, I hope?!
[19:02] ---
Who do you think I am?
[19:05] ---
Somehow I just can't trust this guy...
[19:09] ---
I know, right?
[19:10] ---
Sis, the fireworks are going to start!
[19:15] ---
I understand your plan.
[19:17] ---
But it'll be up to Grandma
to give you permission.
[19:23] ---
Admiral!
[19:25] ---
Using the technological prowess
of our Keron Army,
[19:28] ---
it will be possible for us all to watch the
fireworks from this house's porch, ma'am.
[19:33] ---
May we have permission to
execute this operation?
[19:37] ---
Certainly, if you wouldn't mind!
[19:41] ---
Roger, ma'am!
SIGN Salt
[19:53] ---
Kululu-senpai.
[19:54] ---
Gotcha.
[19:55] ---
Click!
SIGN Corn
SIGN Yakisoba
[21:29] ---
It looks like Sarge's platoon made some
wonderful, unforgettable memories.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[23:07] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
Summer! Summer is about vacations!
[23:11] ---
I want to go on a vacation myself
from time to time!
SIGN Little Green Fairy
[23:14] ---
And make all the Gundam models I want!
[23:15] ---
I guess that's no different to normal.
[23:17] ---
Never mind that!
This year it's Mont Saint-Michel!
[23:21] ---
"Momoka: The Uninhabited Island
Full of Women, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: Operation Scary Red Shoes, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E223 - Momoka: The Uninhabited Island Full of Women, Sir! / Keroro: Operation Scary Red Shoes, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:32] ---
Blue skies,
[01:34] ---
white clouds,
[01:35] ---
the sparkling great wide ocean, and...
[01:42] ---
Hi!
[01:47] ---
Wow, the ocean is so clear!
It's nothing like our beach!
[01:52] ---
Look, look, isn't that a dolphin?
[01:56] ---
How moving!
[01:59] ---
Why...
[02:01] ---
Why is Fuyuki-kun the only
one who didn't come?
[02:05] ---
Milady...
[02:10] ---
Momoka: The Uninhabited Island
Full of Women, Sir!
[02:16] ---
In case you're wondering why
Fuyuki-kun didn't come...
[02:20] ---
A trip to the ocean on a Nishizawa
large-scale cruiser, ma'am?!
[02:23] ---
Not for you, stupid frog.
[02:26] ---
Who knows what trouble you might cause?
[02:29] ---
Noooo...
[02:30] ---
I wanna sail on a white boat, too!
[02:33] ---
I wanna scream, "You call that heavy fire?
What are you doing?!"
[02:37] ---
Huh?
[02:40] ---
I have a bit of a temperature.
[02:42] ---
Gero?
[02:43] ---
A summer cold, perhaps?
[02:45] ---
Are you okay?
[02:46] ---
Yeah. I don't want
you guys to catch it, so...
[02:50] ---
...I'll just stay here.
[02:55] ---
I was supposed to be taking in the beautiful
ocean together with Fuyuki-kun.
[03:00] ---
What's up?
[03:03] ---
Seasick or something?
[03:04] ---
Ah, no... it's nothing, really.
[03:09] ---
Today, I...
[03:10] ---
"Today"?
[03:12] ---
Um... er...
[03:15] ---
Be...
[03:16] ---
"Be"?
[03:19] ---
Behind us!!
[03:36] ---
Up at last, Momoka-chan?
[03:38] ---
Um... where are...
[03:40] ---
Natsumi-san, what happened to us?
[03:43] ---
Well...
[03:47] ---
Natsumi-saaan!
[03:49] ---
It's no good! There really isn't any sign
of anyone other than us here!
[03:54] ---
There was no one over here, either.
[03:56] ---
We can't even see the boat!
[03:59] ---
Then... this really must be...
[04:01] ---
Yes... it's undoubtedly an
uninhabited island.
[04:05] ---
An uninhabited island...
[04:06] ---
It seems so.
[04:07] ---
But we'll be okay!
[04:10] ---
Paul will form a search party
right away, and...
[04:14] ---
I-Isn't that...
[04:17] ---
From the boat we came here on...
[04:21] ---
No...
[04:23] ---
Paul! Pauuuul!
[04:34] ---
Don't cry.
[04:36] ---
Paul might have drifted
to shore somewhere, like us.
[04:40] ---
But...
[04:42] ---
Hey... what is that?
[04:44] ---
It could be a melon!
[04:46] ---
Looks delicious!
[04:47] ---
It must have been in the boat's cargo!
SIGN Squidge
[04:53] ---
Th-This is...
[05:00] ---
Who are we?! Am I a melon?!
[05:02] ---
Why are you here?!
[05:04] ---
B-But...
[05:05] ---
But... I wanted to ride on the white boat!
[05:11] ---
Natsumi? What's that... green thing?
[05:17] ---
Oh no! Yayoi and Satsuki
saw the stupid frog!
[05:20] ---
Ah... this is, you see...
[05:22] ---
The truth is, um...!
[05:23] ---
Uhh, err...
[05:25] ---
Hey! Hurry up and activate your
anti-barrier or whatever it's called!
[05:28] ---
Th-The thing about that is
that it seems to be broken...
[05:31] ---
Whaaaa?!
[05:32] ---
Um...
[05:34] ---
It's... speaking...
[05:38] ---
I... I'm a... a thing that lives
on this island, and, uh, er, um...
SIGN Little Green Fairy
[05:43] ---
A mysterious little green fairy, sir!
[05:47] ---
Mysterious...
[05:48] ---
...little green fairy?
[05:50] ---
Y-Yes!
[05:52] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun did say this world
was still full of mysteries!
[05:57] ---
Isn't that right, Mr. Green Fairy?
[06:02] ---
There's no way...
[06:03] ---
This guy could never pass for a fairy.
[06:06] ---
So that's what it is!
[06:08] ---
That's amazing!
[06:10] ---
A real fairy!
[06:12] ---
A real green fairy!
[06:14] ---
Gero?
[06:19] ---
If there's anything you want to know
about this island, just ask me, ma'am!
[06:23] ---
A-Anyway, we have
a little green fairy helping us,
[06:27] ---
so until help comes,
[06:29] ---
let's think about surviving on this island!
[06:32] ---
Yeah!
[06:36] ---
This should block the sunlight.
[06:38] ---
But... I wonder if help really will come...
[06:42] ---
You mustn't lose heart.
[06:44] ---
We've searched everywhere,
but we haven't found any rivers or anything!
[06:48] ---
We won't have anything to drink.
[06:50] ---
Leave that to me, ma'am!
[06:52] ---
My purse survived, ma'am.
[06:55] ---
I'll just go to a nearby vending machine,
[06:57] ---
and buy a cola or something, ma'am!
[07:00] ---
Where are we going to
find a vending machine?!
SIGN Uninhabited Island
[07:03] ---
Pepsi!
[07:04] ---
Nothing this way, either. I couldn't find
any berries that looked edible!
[07:08] ---
Gero gerori. In that case,
[07:10] ---
we just have to go to a nearby convenience
store and buy a packed lunch!
[07:14] ---
Like I said, where are we going
to find a convenience store?!
SIGN Like I said...
Uninhabited Island
[07:17] ---
Home run!
[07:19] ---
Sh-Shoot...
[07:21] ---
If this is an uninhabited island... there are
no vending machines or convenience stores.
[07:25] ---
Aren't we... in trouble?
[07:27] ---
Stop that. It's a bad habit.
[07:28] ---
But the green fairy lives on this island...
[07:32] ---
I'm surprised it knows about vending
machines and convenience stores.
[07:35] ---
Gero?! That's because...
SIGN Vending Machines Monthly
Convenience Store Catalog
[07:38] ---
I study using the magazines that drift
ashore here from time to time, ma'am!
SIGN Oh?
[07:44] ---
Huh...
[07:45] ---
But if you live on this island,
[07:47] ---
you know where to find
drinkable water, right?
[07:50] ---
Please!
[07:51] ---
Tell us!
[07:52] ---
Right? Come on...
[07:54] ---
Little green fairy!
[07:56] ---
Without drinkable water, we'll...
[07:58] ---
...be in real trouble.
[07:59] ---
Ahh! Fine, fine! I'll tell you, ma'am!
[08:08] ---
Are we still not there yet, fairy?
[08:10] ---
We've walked quite a while...
[08:13] ---
Stupid frog! Why did you
have to say something like that?
[08:17] ---
I... I had no other choice
in that situation, ma'am!
[08:20] ---
I'm tired.
[08:22] ---
Is there really any water?
[08:27] ---
D-Don't ask me that.
[08:30] ---
Even I... even I don't...!
[08:33] ---
Waaaaah!
[08:36] ---
The mysterious little green fairy!
[08:39] ---
I wonder where the fairy went.
[08:42] ---
I can hear the sound of running water
faintly from beyond the trees!
[08:46] ---
It's a river! There must be a river!
[08:49] ---
All right!
[08:50] ---
Come on!
[08:58] ---
Ahh, I feel so much be—
[09:00] ---
Don't mislead us!!
[09:01] ---
I'm not doooooooone...
[09:06] ---
A splash?
[09:06] ---
Wait, was that...?!
[09:15] ---
It's water!
[09:16] ---
Green fairy...
[09:17] ---
...thanks for...
[09:19] ---
...telling us where...
[09:20] ---
...the water is!
[09:31] ---
No TV... no manga... no Gundam models...
[09:35] ---
Nothing but nothing, sir...
[09:38] ---
So Gundam models get washed up here, too.
[09:40] ---
Th-The fairy seems to be sleepy,
[09:43] ---
so let's all think for ourselves
about what to do from here!
[09:46] ---
Tomorrow, I'll try catching fish in the sea!
[09:48] ---
And then we just need to make a fire,
[09:51] ---
and we can eat fish!
[09:53] ---
And it'll also be a signal
for when a boat comes by!
[09:56] ---
Wait for me, Fuyuki-kun!
[09:59] ---
I promise I'll come back alive!
[10:01] ---
Well, then, everyone, let's get an
early night tonight, and conserve our—
[10:04] ---
Boo-hoo!
[10:05] ---
I can't take anymoooore, sir!
[10:07] ---
As long as I'm on this island,
[10:09] ---
I'll rot away, unable to make the latest MGs!
[10:13] ---
You stupid dummy ocean!
[10:15] ---
Gerooo!
[10:17] ---
For goodness's sake!
[10:19] ---
He seems to have lost himself to despair.
[10:23] ---
Despair?
[10:25] ---
I thought it had always
lived on this island.
[10:27] ---
Ahhh! Wait, little fairy!
[10:30] ---
I can't bear this island with nothing
on it for another moment, sir!
[10:34] ---
Wait up!
[10:36] ---
Little green fairy!
[10:38] ---
I'm... I'm actually not a green fairy, sir!
[10:42] ---
I'm... I'm...!
[10:45] ---
Gero?
[10:46] ---
Stupid frog!
[10:47] ---
Gero!
[10:51] ---
Noooooo! Help meeee!
[10:53] ---
H-Hey! Don't wriggle so much!
[10:57] ---
Natsumi-san!
[10:58] ---
Look out!
[10:58] ---
Hold on!
[10:59] ---
Little fairy!
[11:01] ---
Help me! I'm going to fall!
[11:03] ---
Help meeeeeee!
[11:06] ---
Hey! I said stop wriggling!
[11:20] ---
Do we have some unexpected new entrants?!
[11:22] ---
D-Don't tell me this is...
SIGN The Fifth Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Contest
SIGN The Fifth Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Contest
[11:27] ---
...the Hicksville Beach Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Contest!
[11:32] ---
Why.
SIGN Contest Site
[11:34] ---
What they thought was an
uninhabited island was actually...
[11:36] ---
...the opposite side of Hicksville Beach!
[11:39] ---
What's with this ending?
[11:42] ---
But I'm glad to be back safely, aren't you?
[11:44] ---
Yes...
[11:46] ---
Thanks to the green fairy!
[11:47] ---
Come to think of it... where is the fairy?
[11:50] ---
It must have been a sacred spirit
sent by the gods to save us!
[11:56] ---
Yes! I'm sure it was!
SIGN The Fifth Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Contest
[12:00] ---
Thank you, little green fairy!
SIGN Help meee
[12:03] ---
Help meeee!
[12:05] ---
Boo-hoo!
[12:07] ---
Little fairy!
[12:10] ---
In the meantime...
[12:12] ---
Milady Momoka!
[12:14] ---
Even without a boat, I will search
the entire Pacific for you!
[12:21] ---
It is said to be a week later
when Paul finally arrived at Tokyo Bay.
[12:35] ---
We must never forget:
[12:38] ---
Sergeant Keroro and the others
are actually fearsome invaders.
[12:43] ---
And right now, in their
underground secret base,
[12:46] ---
a new spine-chilling plot of
theirs is well underway.
[12:54] ---
Gero gero gero.
[12:56] ---
Is it completed?
[13:01] ---
Mochicourse.
[13:02] ---
Oh? So this is it...
[13:04] ---
I call them the
"If you're going to dance" Shoes.
[13:07] ---
Those who put these on...
[13:11] ---
The time has come, sir!
[13:13] ---
We will mass produce these shoes, and then...
SIGN Pekopon Invasion Ondo A Massive Hit Thanks To You!
[13:21] ---
...by selling tons of them with a CD of that
famous song, the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo,"
[13:26] ---
our platoon will be able to obtain
an enormous sum of invasion funds!
[13:31] ---
At last, an operation worthy of us invaders.
[13:34] ---
I am so scared, I might piddle myself!
[13:37] ---
Thing is, they were only just completed.
[13:39] ---
Still haven't experimented to see
if the shoes function correctly.
[13:43] ---
What?
[13:45] ---
Then they're nothing more
than words on paper!
[13:47] ---
Calm yourself, Corporal Giroro.
[13:51] ---
It's quite simple.
[13:53] ---
If the experiment has yet to be run,
[13:55] ---
then it simply remains to run it.
[13:57] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[14:03] ---
Keroro: Operation Scary Red Shoes, Sir!
[14:11] ---
Fuyuki, I'm off. Watch the house, okay?
SIGN Produced by SUNIRASE
[14:14] ---
Huh? You're going out, Sis?
[14:17] ---
Yep.
[14:18] ---
I'm meeting up with Satsuki
and some others outside the station.
[14:20] ---
I'll be back by dinner.
[14:22] ---
Okay. See you later!
[14:25] ---
Huh? Those are quite cute shoes... but...
[14:29] ---
...whose are they?
[14:30] ---
Too small to be Mom's...
[14:33] ---
Hee! I'd love a pair like these!
[14:37] ---
Ah, they fit perfectly!
[14:38] ---
Gerohahahaha. You put them on!
[14:41] ---
This voice! The stupid frog!
[14:44] ---
Gerohahahaha.
[14:46] ---
I am most delighted to see that you've
volunteered to be our guinea pig!
[14:52] ---
Guinea pig?
[14:55] ---
D-Don't tell me these shoes are...!
[14:57] ---
Toooo late!
[14:58] ---
Start the music!
[15:00] ---
Roger!
[15:04] ---
H-Huh?!
[15:05] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[15:06] ---
Ahhh! My body's moving on its own!
[15:09] [SONG] ---
Again!
[15:09] ---
Gerohahaha! Speed it up!
[15:12] ---
Okay!
[15:13] [SONG] ---
We're not done yet!
[15:13] ---
Roger!
[15:14] ---
N-Nooo!
[15:17] ---
I... I know! If I can just
take these shoes off...
[15:21] ---
They won't come off!
[15:23] ---
You fool, Hinata Natsumi!
[15:25] ---
Those shoes are impossible to remove
by yourself once you put them on, ma'am!
[15:31] ---
In that case,
[15:32] ---
I just have to beat you guys to a pulp!
[15:35] ---
And slow playback!
[15:37] ---
Roger.
[15:38] ---
Wwwwwhhhhyyyyy...
[15:44] ---
...iiiiiissss mmmyyy boooddddyyyy...
[15:48] ---
...ssssooooo ssslllloooowwwwlllyyy....
[15:51] ---
Gero gero gero.
[15:52] ---
The experiment is a great success!
[15:54] ---
Let's get right back to the base,
[15:56] ---
and lay out a system for the
mass production of these shoes, sir!
SIGN Gero gero gero gero gero
[15:59] ---
Gero gero gero gero gerora!
[16:02] ---
'Kay!
[16:04] ---
Wwwwwwaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiittttttt...
[16:13] ---
I'm back to normal.
[16:17] ---
It looks like as long as
I can't hear the music,
[16:20] ---
I'll be all right!
[16:22] ---
What's all the noise I've been hearing
out here? Have you still not left yet?
[16:26] ---
Fuyuki! I'm in trouble!
[16:29] ---
What's wrong?
[16:30] ---
Apologies for the disturbance!
[16:33] ---
We are collecting your old newspapers,
old magazines, old Gundam models.
[16:41] ---
I don't wanna go, but I can't help it!
[16:43] ---
See you later!
[16:46] ---
Nooo! Stop! Stop!
[16:49] ---
Young people nowadays...
[16:52] ---
So true. How undignified!
[16:54] ---
N-No, it's not like that! It's not like that!
[16:57] ---
Natsumi...
[16:59] ---
This may be an operation,
but I can't help but feel sorry for her.
[17:05] ---
Sorry, Keroro, but the red shoes
you made Natsumi wear...
[17:09] ---
...must be destroyed!
[17:14] ---
D-Darn it!
[17:15] [SONG] ---
Join in, everybody!
[17:18] ---
That will not do. It won't do at all,
delusional tough guy!
[17:22] ---
Y-You?!
[17:23] [SONG] ---
We're not done yet!
[17:24] ---
Agggh! When did these—?!
[17:26] ---
It is not good to heap mercy upon the enemy.
[17:29] ---
Keep the heaping to curry on rice.
[17:29] [SONG] ---
Kero kero! Kero! Kero Keroro.
[17:32] ---
Ku ku ku ku!
[17:33] ---
Heap it on, heap it on!
[17:33] [SONG] ---
Kero kero! Kero! Kero Keroro.
[17:34] ---
It won't stop! I can't stop dancing!
[17:37] ---
N-Natsumi! Natsumi!
[17:37] [SONG] ---
We came from a faraway planet...
[17:39] ---
Natsumi!
SIGN Pet Shop Pome
[17:44] ---
Nooooo!
SIGN Fujiya
[17:45] ---
S-Someone help me!
[17:50] ---
I-If this keeps up, I...
[17:52] ---
I have to get home qui—
[17:55] ---
Ah! Stop blowing those recorders!
SIGN Gyuudonnogamiya
[17:58] ---
Huh?
[17:58] ---
What's the problem?
[18:02] ---
Ughhh... nothing...
[18:05] ---
Now I can... get home...
[18:08] ---
Nooo! I'm going further and further
in the opposite direction!
SIGN Gyuudonnogamiya
[18:12] ---
Pile-it-high happiness!
[18:14] ---
Gyuudonnogamiya!
[18:15] ---
We're currently offering free supersize
upgrades on our gami meals!
[18:19] ---
No! I'm going home! I want to go home!
SIGN Gyuudonnogamiya
[18:22] ---
Home...!
[18:25] ---
What a weird lady.
[18:27] ---
We have to make sure not
to grow up like that.
[18:32] ---
Natsumi's late...
[18:34] ---
Maybe there was something she had to do?
[18:37] ---
She'd probably give me a call
in that case, though.
[18:43] ---
You took a while, Natsumi!
[18:45] ---
What's wrong?
[18:47] ---
Th-That's... because of these red shoes...
[18:50] ---
Red shoes?
[18:51] ---
Ah, it doesn't matter. Let's just hurry!
[18:53] ---
Huh? Hurry where?
SIGN Gami Production Company
[18:56] ---
I just got this flyer.
SIGN DANCE☆MAN
is
COMING
[18:58] ---
DANCE☆MAN is holding an
emergency outdoor concert!
SIGN Gami Production Company
[19:03] ---
Isn't that incredible?
[19:05] ---
We have to go!
[19:06] ---
Ah... but... an outdoor concert...
[19:09] ---
Won't that have music playing non-stop?
[19:12] ---
Of course it will!
[19:14] ---
Come on, we have to hurry!
[19:14] ---
Nooooo! Noooooo!
[19:16] ---
Or we won't get a good spot!
[19:17] ---
Nooooooo!
[19:22] ---
So many people!
[19:23] ---
It's really buzzing!
[19:25] ---
I saw this coming,
but my body really won't stop!
[19:29] ---
Natsumi?
[19:31] ---
Wow! You're really getting into it!
[19:33] ---
I don't wanna be into it this way!
[19:35] ---
Ahh, but there's nothing I can do to stop it!
SIGN DANCE☆MAN Special Concert
[19:39] ---
Isn't she going a bit over the top?
[19:42] ---
I-It's not like that!
[19:44] ---
Wh-Where are you going?
[19:45] ---
I don't knoooow!
[19:50] ---
Huh? It's Saburo-senpai!
[19:53] ---
Oh, no... why now?
[19:56] ---
D-Don't look at me, senpai!
Don't turn around!
[19:59] ---
Huh?! M-M-My body's just...!
[20:03] ---
No! Not that way!
Senpai's going to notice me!
[20:06] ---
Ahh... what can I do? What can I do?!
[20:10] ---
Senpai...
[20:12] ---
Please don't look at me!
[20:14] ---
This was the end of everything.
[20:16] ---
A period had been struck
to terminate her youth.
[20:19] ---
Just as those thoughts ran through
Natsumi-chan's mind...
[20:22] ---
Noooooooo!
[20:27] ---
Sorry to have kept you waiting, Natsumi-san!
[20:28] ---
K-Koyuki-chan!
[20:30] ---
I heard all about it from Dororo!
[20:32] ---
Koyuki Ninja Art: Silence Jutsu!
[20:37] ---
Earplugs.
[20:39] ---
Once I stopped hearing the music,
[20:41] ---
my dancing stopped, too! Thank you!
[20:44] ---
Isn't that great, Natsumi-san?
[20:46] ---
Huh?
SIGN Isn't that great, Natsumi-san?
[20:48] ---
Here.
[20:49] ---
Yep!
[20:51] ---
They really should have thought
of the earplugs a bit sooner.
[20:56] [SONG] ---
Kero kero! Kero! Kero Keroro.
[21:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero! Kero! Kero Keroro.
[21:01] ---
The tempo's still going up!
[21:07] ---
L-Lady Natsumi! Please!
[21:10] ---
Forgive us!
[21:13] ---
Hmm? Ah... ah... I can't hear,
I have earplugs in...
[21:18] ---
It's coming out!
[21:19] ---
I am... I am about to... expel something!
[21:22] ---
Ahhnn... I just did...
[21:24] ---
We must never forget:
[21:26] ---
Sergeant Keroro and the others
are actually fearsome invaders.
[21:33] ---
There's the protein...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
Summer! Summer is about resorts!
[23:12] ---
Resorts are about the blue, blue sea!
[23:14] ---
White hotels and celebrity beaches!
[23:16] ---
So, next week's gonna be
swimsuits, too. That a problem?
[23:20] ---
Never mind that! Why is it that cats
avoid plastic bottles with water in them?
SIGN Don't tell me
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Celeb Resort Dragnet, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E224 - Keroro: Celeb Resort Dragnet, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:32] ---
It was on one hot day...
[01:34] ---
Grand Opening of the
Alien Town Luxury Resort!
SIGN Alien Town Luxury Resort Grand Opening!! Invitation: Bring Along Your Friends and Family! * Note: Excludes those late paying their taxes, those without a desire to improve themselves, those currently suffering from setbacks, those who have ever blamed another person for their own mistake, hypocrites, and those with no affection for animals.
[01:38] ---
Invitation, bring along
your friends and family?
[01:40] ---
Just a little bit of thoughtfulness
for you guys, who are so good to me!
[01:47] ---
Thank you!
SIGN Pride
[01:48] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[01:53] ---
Keroro: Celeb Resort Dragnet, Sir!
[02:17] ---
What the...? Dead end already?
SIGN Natsumi
SIGN Backdrop
SIGN Backdrop
[02:22] ---
It's just right for me!
[02:25] ---
Yes, right, Fuyuki-kun can't swim.
[02:25] ---
I can't swim! Help me!
[02:28] ---
You can just stand up there.
[02:29] ---
Huh? Ah, so I can...
[02:32] ---
They said this was going to be a perfect
replication of Earth resorts, but...
[02:36] ---
...how is this a luxury resort?!
[02:40] ---
This is an artificial beach in
the Alien Town Resort Area.
[02:44] ---
Its name: Side Pleb.
SIGN Side Pleb
[02:47] ---
Being in Momocchi's pool would have
been 100 times more fun than this.
[02:54] ---
Darn it! With it crowded like this,
I can't even train underwater!
[02:59] ---
We Keronians can't really
play around in seawater.
[03:03] ---
Should never have come here.
[03:07] ---
Hey! Yellow! I let you come along!
Mind showing a little gratitude?!
SIGN Grrrr!
[03:10] ---
Fine! Fine!
[03:12] ---
I'm going to enjoy this resort,
even if the rest of you aren't!
[03:19] ---
Gyoeeee! Saaaaaltyyyyyy!
[03:24] ---
Saaalttyyyy!!
[03:27] ---
Ahh, I've never known anything so salty!
[03:30] ---
I need to hydrate myself quick,
or I'm going to shrivel up, sir!
[03:34] ---
Gero?
[03:38] ---
Do mine eyes deceive me,
or is that my favorite food?
SIGN Starfruit Stand
[03:40] ---
Starfruit, sir!
[03:42] ---
It calls to me.
[03:44] ---
The mountain of fruit is calling for me, sir,
splish splish splish splish...
SIGN Side Celeb (Note!) Celebrities Only
[03:49] ---
Ah, wait, Sarge! Can't you see the sign?
I don't think you're meant to go in!
[04:03] ---
Gero! Gero!
[04:05] ---
Starfruit... starfruit...
SIGN Side Celeb
[04:17] ---
Gero?
[04:22] ---
Nooo!
[04:24] ---
Oh, no!
[04:26] ---
G-Gero!
[04:33] ---
Wow... this is awful.
[04:35] ---
I wonder what happened?
[04:37] ---
Let me guess... the crime of
someone envious of Side Celeb.
[04:40] ---
I have to watch myself, too.
[04:43] ---
You'll be okay, Tamama-san.
[04:45] ---
But I am a celeb who lives in a rich mansion.
[04:49] ---
Ah, though it is Momocchi's mansion.
[04:51] ---
Wait, why the heck do I have to explain
this to you?! You homewrecker!
[04:56] ---
Or, like, iffy outburst?
[05:01] ---
Oh? Poyon-chan of the space police appears!
[05:04] ---
But she seems to be in a swimsuit today.
I wonder what's happened.
[05:11] ---
Won't it be bad if she finds us?
[05:13] ---
I think we'll be okay with these things on.
[05:16] ---
It has been a while, poyo, Natsumi-san!
[05:18] ---
Waaahhh! She did see through it!
[05:22] ---
Anyone would, poyo!
[05:24] ---
Slump.
[05:25] ---
As you can see, today I'm on vacation, poyo!
[05:30] ---
So I want you to help out
with this case, poyo!
[05:33] ---
Huh? Me?
[05:35] ---
You've helped us once before
undercover, after all.
[05:40] ---
And I know your wonderful personality
won't let you say no to a favor...
[05:43] ---
H-Hey, wait a minute!
[05:45] ---
Oh, yes!
[05:47] ---
Of course, I know that Pekoponians aren't
supposed to come into the Alien Town, poyo.
[05:53] ---
It's settled, then, poyo!
[05:56] ---
Why does all this always happen to me?!
[06:01] ---
My partner's turned up, poyo!
[06:03] ---
Partner?
SIGN Agent Namennya
[06:34] ---
Agent Namennya, of the Space
Science Research Institute, poyo!
[06:39] ---
Poyon.
[06:40] ---
Is that girl your substitute?
[06:42] ---
Poyo!
[06:43] ---
Wow! What a cool and great voice!
[06:45] ---
Whaaaat?!
[06:47] ---
Sis, are you really going to help
with the investigation?
[06:51] ---
Well, there's no point in fighting it.
[06:53] ---
What?!
[06:55] ---
Remember this.
[06:57] ---
It's a serious crime to create a
disturbance here in Side Celeb.
[07:01] ---
We'll catch them without fail,
and send them into space exile.
[07:04] ---
Space exile...
[07:06] ---
That's quite severe.
[07:08] ---
Space exile!
[07:12] ---
The crime scene will tell us the culprit.
[07:14] ---
You say some pretty cool things.
[07:18] ---
Let's go.
[07:19] ---
Yeah. Sure, sure.
[07:32] ---
What's up?
[07:33] ---
You investigate.
[07:34] ---
Huh?
[07:35] ---
Just do it. Investigate the poolside.
[07:37] ---
Huh...?
[07:39] ---
That's fine, but...
[07:53] ---
What's wrong?
[07:54] ---
Hurry and do it!
[07:55] ---
Huh?
[07:56] ---
Just check the puddle!
[07:58] ---
Huh? Okay...
[08:07] ---
Excuse me...
[08:10] ---
Nyanparari.
[08:13] ---
What.
[08:14] ---
What are you dawdling for? Check it already.
[08:18] ---
What is with him?
No idea how to treat people nicely!
[08:21] ---
Ah!
[08:22] ---
I've got it. You don't like water
or sparkly things, do you?
[08:26] ---
Erk.
[08:28] ---
Right on the mark, I bet!
[08:30] ---
Wait. Excuse me! Are you listening?
[08:35] ---
Helllloooooo...
[08:39] ---
I said, "Hello!"
[08:43] ---
Why is he asleep?
[08:45] ---
G-Gero...
[08:47] ---
Huhh...
[08:49] ---
Why do I have to do all this by myself?
[08:53] ---
Isn't this... what the stupid frog...
SIGN Alien Town Luxury Resort Grand Opening!! Invitation
[08:57] ---
Don't tell me he did this?!
[08:59] ---
Unbelievable! The moment I catch him,
he's getting space exiled!
SIGN Getting Space Exiled!!
[09:05] ---
Something green kicked your leg?
[09:08] ---
Yes. That's why all this happened!
[09:11] ---
Please make sure he's caught!
[09:14] ---
May I...
[09:16] ---
...take a look at the bottom of your sandals?
[09:19] ---
Huh? My sandals?
[09:33] ---
Gero?
[09:35] ---
What's he found, sir?
[09:39] ---
D-Don't tell me...
SIGN Side Celeb
[09:40] ---
...my juicy slobber...
[09:42] ---
...is attached to the bottom of that sandal?!
[09:51] ---
Agent Namennya!
[09:55] ---
Agent Namennya!
[09:58] ---
Agent? Agent!
[10:03] ---
I have something
I'd like you to take a look at.
[10:05] ---
Oh?
[10:06] ---
Umm... were you just sleeping?
[10:09] ---
Dunno what you mean.
[10:10] ---
No manners.
[10:11] ---
I... I'm terribly sorry!
[10:15] ---
Kero.
[10:20] ---
If I burn these, what I've done
will remain in the dark forever, sir!
[10:24] ---
Who's there.
[10:25] ---
Erk!
[10:27] ---
U-Uhhh... ummm... where's the bathroom?
[10:32] ---
Is this the wrong place, sir?
[10:36] ---
Oh dear, oh dear. I got it all mixed up, sir.
[10:39] ---
Umm, bathroom, bathroom...
[10:41] ---
Wait.
[10:43] ---
Show me your hands.
SIGN Right hand
[10:47] ---
Your left hand, too.
[10:49] ---
Your right hand, too.
Both at the same time.
[10:59] ---
You may go.
[11:00] ---
Thank you...
[11:05] ---
What are those?
[11:06] ---
Gero!
[11:07] ---
I'm arresting you!
[11:12] ---
Gero!
[11:14] ---
I... I just like collecting sandals!
[11:18] ---
I am just a simple
dark-spotted tree frog, sir!
[11:20] ---
Frogs have lots of their own problems!
[11:23] ---
Look at this.
[11:24] ---
Geh...
[11:25] ---
There's more.
[11:27] ---
A large quantity of precious metals and stones
have been stolen from this hotel's main safe.
[11:32] ---
So you created a disturbance at the pool,
[11:34] ---
and while that chaos was going on,
your accomplice broke into the safe!
[11:38] ---
Am I wrong?
[11:40] ---
Wh-What are you talking about?!
[11:43] ---
I hope you're prepared.
[11:44] ---
You'll be spending the next
500 years in space exile!
SIGN 500 Years
[11:48] ---
500 years?!
[11:50] ---
Whyyyyy?!
[11:52] ---
Nyanko-sensei!
[11:57] ---
I know I made a big mistake going in
somewhere I wasn't supposed to, sir.
[12:03] ---
I'm really sorry for the
disturbance it caused, as well.
[12:06] ---
But I haven't broken into any safes, sir!
[12:10] ---
So let me go home!
[12:13] ---
You must have an accomplice.
[12:15] ---
Where is he? Where's the rendezvous point?
[12:17] ---
Hurry up and gero!
[12:19] ---
Gero?
SIGN Gero gero gero gero gero gero
[12:26] ---
What are you playing at?
[12:28] ---
Gero...
[12:28] ---
Uhh... gero means
to "puke it up" or "confess."
[12:33] ---
Huh? Sarge broke into a safe?
[12:36] ---
I don't believe that.
[12:37] ---
Yes. Mr. Sergeant has not
sunk that low, I think.
[12:42] ---
I believe in Uncle, too.
[12:44] ---
Or, like, truly honest!
[12:46] ---
500 years in space exile, huh?
[12:48] ---
Well, no skin off my back.
[12:52] ---
500 years...
[12:54] ---
Ahhh, honestly!
[12:56] ---
Why do I have to spend my time
worrying over the stupid frog?!
[13:00] ---
Let's investigate this again together.
[13:02] ---
But... there's all kinds of evidence...
[13:06] ---
Evidence... Huh?
[13:08] ---
What's this hole?
[13:10] ---
Show me.
[13:11] ---
It looks burnt.
[13:13] ---
Hmm? This mark was left by
a high-powered laser beam.
[13:18] ---
Hgih-powered laser beam?
[13:20] ---
Why was something like that
at the celeb pool?
[13:24] ---
Or, like, raises questions?
[13:26] ---
Sis!
[13:27] ---
Yeah.
[13:28] ---
Let's look this over once more.
[13:32] ---
Good grief. I'm such a softy.
[13:37] ---
This is it.
[13:39] ---
All right, lady,
[13:40] ---
I'm gonna... draw in real close.
[13:42] ---
Ain't that dirty?
SIGN Invitation
[13:47] ---
It is the frog's!
[13:50] ---
Ah, just then!
[13:54] ---
See that?!
[13:56] ---
That's when the laser hit it!
[13:58] ---
Where was it fired from?
[14:00] ---
Gimme a sec.
[14:04] ---
This.
[14:05] ---
What?!
[14:06] ---
It's unmistakable!
[14:07] ---
That's that portable special laser gun,
[14:09] ---
Python Metal M-98!
[14:11] ---
If it is that small,
[14:13] ---
they would not notice if he carried it around
with him, hidden in some towels!
[14:17] ---
This guy struck it pretty unlucky, though.
[14:19] ---
He only got found out 'cause
he stepped on the commander.
[14:24] ---
The laser was fired from here, went straight
through the ticket, and ended up...
[14:30] ---
There we go. Bam, direct hit on the speaker.
[14:33] ---
Thank goodness!
I knew Sarge wasn't the culprit!
[14:36] ---
Well, strictly speaking...
[14:38] ---
...the palm trees, the fruit stand,
the parasols, the bar and counter,
[14:43] ---
all that was the commander.
[14:46] ---
But the real culprit was this guy!
[14:51] ---
Sorry for being alive...
[14:53] ---
Sorry for being alive...
[14:54] ---
Stupid frog!
[14:56] ---
Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
[14:58] ---
You're cleared of suspicion.
[15:00] ---
Isn't that great, Sarge?
[15:02] ---
This was a group effort,
so be grateful, stupid frog.
[15:06] ---
Thank you all!
[15:22] ---
You took your time.
[15:24] ---
Hmph! Some braindead Keronian injured me.
[15:28] ---
I used the opportunity to
stitch him up for this.
[15:32] ---
Not bad.
[15:34] ---
Mine went perfectly, too.
[15:38] ---
Just a little.
[15:39] ---
A... A little, okay...
[15:41] ---
You're a curious one.
[15:42] ---
Achoo!
[16:06] ---
Oh?! This is a huge success!
[16:09] ---
Is it, now?
[16:11] ---
Sorry, but we followed you here!
[16:14] ---
Give it up.
[16:16] ---
Impossible! How did you find out?!
SIGN Invitation
[16:19] ---
Thanks to this.
[16:20] ---
Wh-What's that?
[16:23] ---
Never underestimate the power
of a scientific investigation.
[16:27] ---
Uh, you never did anything
in the end, did you?
[16:33] ---
Umm... Hello...?
[16:36] ---
I said, "Hello..."
[16:39] ---
H-He's asleep!
[16:46] ---
Give it up!
[16:50] ---
Gero gerori.
[16:52] ---
How dare you attempt to splash me
with your own crimes?
SIGN Anger
[16:57] ---
You'll pay for this, sir!
[16:58] ---
Ohh? But you Keronians looooove
being wet, don't you, my dear?
SIGN Ah
[17:05] ---
Good point!
[17:05] ---
Are you stupid?!
[17:06] ---
My dear!
[17:07] ---
You're wide open!
[17:11] ---
Hmph. Too slow.
[17:15] ---
Why don't you give yourselves up already?
[17:22] ---
H-Hey!
[17:25] ---
Fine... then look at this, my dear!
[17:29] ---
Huh?
[17:29] ---
What's that?
[17:30] ---
It's a bomb! B-O-M-B!
[17:34] ---
Don't you get close to me!
SIGN Switch
[17:36] ---
This thing could blow a city
twice this size off the map, easy-peasy!
[17:41] ---
Now get out the way, and let us pass!
[17:44] ---
Throw down your gun!
[17:46] ---
Hurry up, or I'll blow you all to pieces!
[17:52] ---
You're the best, Mom!
[17:54] ---
Keh! Do you really think that bluff...
[17:57] ---
...is going to work on me?!
[18:00] ---
What?!
[18:01] ---
Go ahead!
[18:02] ---
If it explodes,
it'll blow you two up, as well!
[18:05] ---
Go on, be a man!
[18:07] ---
Listen, you idiot!
Life has backed us into a corner!
[18:10] ---
We're staking our lives on this!
[18:11] ---
Don't you get it, you... stupid frog?!
[18:14] ---
Stupid frog! Stupid frog! Stupid frog!
SIGN Stupid frog Stupid frog Stupid frog Stupid frog Stupid frog Stupid frog
[18:17] ---
Stupid... stupid... stupid... stupid...
Frog... frog...
[18:21] ---
"Stupid stupid frog frog"?
[18:25] ---
Do you mean me?!
[18:29] ---
Do you...
[18:31] ---
...MEAN ME?!
[18:39] ---
Mr. Sergeant has gone Super Keronian!
[18:42] ---
He should be used to people
calling him a stupid frog by now...
[18:45] ---
Listen to me!
[18:46] ---
There's only one person who's
allowed to call me that, sir!
SIGN Don't tell me
[18:54] ---
A-A-A-A-Are you really okay
with this exploding?!
[18:59] ---
It's real, you know!
[19:02] ---
10 more seconds, and we're leaving this world!
[19:05] ---
Seriously?! It was real?!
SIGN Bomb
[19:20] ---
An unsettled feeling brought me here.
What dangerous things you tamper with.
[19:24] ---
Dorokichi-kun!
[19:26] ---
We're saved, and it's all thanks to you!
[19:26] ---
Thank you, thank you!
[19:29] ---
Whew... We're saved...
[19:32] ---
Guys...
[19:34] ---
But if you were all going out together,
could you not have mentioned it to me?
SIGN Gloooooom
[19:38] ---
Why is it always, always me...
[19:41] ---
Please... tell me why, Keroro-kun...
[19:43] ---
Tiptoe... stealthily... slowly away...
[19:44] ---
Ummm... now's not really the time for that...
[19:46] ---
But...!
[19:48] ---
You two! I'm arresting you!
[19:53] ---
I want to go back to that day!
[20:00] ---
And with that, mission complete!
[20:04] ---
In the end, this "Man of the Crime Lab"
was absolutely useless.
[20:11] ---
Here.
[20:12] ---
Thank you for your work!
[20:14] ---
So, how was it?
Was it an easy investigation, poyo?
[20:17] ---
Ah... well... I guess.
[20:19] ---
Poyon-chan, is your vacation over already?
[20:22] ---
I just couldn't settle down, poyo.
[20:25] ---
Huh?
[20:28] ---
Well. A lot happened, but...
thanks for your co-operation. Natsumi.
[20:34] ---
Thank you, too, Agent Namennya!
[20:36] ---
Wh-What is with that atmosphere?! Nooo!
[20:47] ---
What the heck?
[20:50] ---
It's mostly back to normal now.
[20:52] ---
Apparently it'll be reopened today.
[20:55] ---
Wow.
[20:56] ---
What a terrible situation I was in, ma'am!
[20:58] ---
Waaah!
[20:59] ---
But I was really happy that Lady Natsumi
and Master Fuyuki came to help me out, sir.
[21:12] ---
Think it's time to go home, stupid frog?
[21:16] ---
Roger, ma'am!
[21:18] ---
Wait just a moment, poyo!
[21:19] ---
Gero?
[21:20] ---
There's still your punishment for entering
Side Celeb without permission, poyo.
[21:23] ---
One night in the jail cells for you, poyo!
[21:27] ---
I'm dead meat! My body belongs to Hiroshi!
[21:30] ---
The world just doesn't always go
according to plan, does it?
[21:33] ---
I am Hiroshi...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Summer! Summer is all about pools!
And pools are all about diving boards!
[23:13] ---
And so! Yes, the swimsuits are still not
going away next week. Is that a problem?
SIGN Slip
[23:17] ---
Never mind that! Woww, business manager!
Thanks for all your work!
SIGN Keron-style Manpower Supply Company (Inc.) Section Manager Shima Kerosaku
[23:21] ---
Were you promoted by any chance, sir?!
SIGN Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
[23:24] ---
"Tamama: The Beautiful Dive, Sir!"
SIGN Gasp!
SIGN Ugaaaaaaaah!
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: The Ultimate Pekoponian Suit, Sir!"
SIGN Yakitori
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E225 - Tamama: The Beautiful Dive, Sir! / Keroro: The Ultimate Pekoponian Suit, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
Do you all like sports?
[01:35] ---
This is the pool in the Keroro Platoon's
secret base under the Hinata house.
[01:42] ---
Mr. Sergeant, time to play!
[01:52] ---
Is that...
[01:54] ---
...Keron-style diving?!
[01:59] ---
Tamama: The Beautiful Dive, Sir!
[02:04] ---
Is that Keron-style diving?!
[02:04] ---
Kero!
[02:07] ---
Keron-style diving.
[02:08] ---
It is a formal competitive event in the
biggest spectacle on Keron, the Kerolympics,
[02:13] ---
and a sport that has recently
come under a lot of attention!
[02:15] ---
Wow! So you made a diving board!
[02:19] ---
What a waste of funds.
[02:20] ---
Oop, the small fry siblings are here.
[02:23] ---
Oh, wow!
[02:25] ---
You really built it!
[02:27] ---
I've been waiting for you!
[02:29] ---
Or, like, good sportsmanship?
[02:31] ---
Natsumi! Why are you here?
[02:33] ---
I've always wanted to try high-diving!
[02:36] ---
What about you, Fuyuki?
[02:37] ---
I'll just watch.
[02:39] ---
Master Fuyuki! Lady Natsumi!
[02:42] ---
I was just about to display
my ultimate performance, sir!
[02:46] ---
Keep your eyes on me!
[02:47] ---
Mr. Sergeant is fired up!
[02:49] ---
Today we will see that legendary move,
SIGN Triple-and-a-Half Forward Somersault
Sergeant Dive
[02:51] ---
the "Triple-and-a-Half
Forward Somersault Sergeant Dive"!
[02:55] ---
"Sergeant Dive"?
[02:57] ---
Those who witness that dive
[02:58] ---
are said to be overwhelmed by its awesomeness,
and never forget it for the rest of their lives.
[03:02] ---
That is the legend!
[03:04] ---
Huh...
[03:07] ---
Keroro, moving out!
[03:18] ---
What is that?
[03:19] ---
We always dance before the dive.
[03:22] ---
Keron-style and Earth-style
seem to be a little different.
[03:27] ---
What do you think you're doing, Tame?!
[03:30] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you are so cool!
[03:37] ---
Ge-Gero...!
[03:47] ---
Wow!
[03:48] ---
So this is the legendary Sergeant Dive!
[03:51] ---
No, I don't think it was.
[03:53] ---
I got distracted by the Z'Gok...
and hit my stomach.
[03:53] ---
Wow! Wow!
[03:56] ---
I will also try diving!
SIGN Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
[04:08] ---
Wh-What is this...?
[04:11] ---
Don't tell me... I'm scared?!
SIGN Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
[04:13] ---
Me, scared?!
[04:16] ---
I've experienced this kind of height
countless times before! Right?!
[04:21] ---
I'm just gonna go for it and jump! Right?!
[04:31] ---
Ugaaaahhhhh!
SIGN Ugaaaahhhhh!
[04:34] ---
What's the problem, Private Tamama?
[04:35] ---
Mr. Sergeant, this is weird! I cannot jump!
[04:39] ---
Hmm... well, anyone should be
able to do a Keron-style dive.
[04:42] ---
F-For some reason,
that sparkly water scares me!
[04:45] ---
Scares you? Why?
[04:48] ---
Maybe jumping into those clear
and beautiful sparkles...
[04:51] ---
...is impossible for someone spoiled,
jealous, and black-hearted like myself?
SIGN Irresponsible
Wishy-washy
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em
[04:57] ---
But you can do it, and you are
irresponsible, wishy-washy,
[04:59] ---
and have a "If you can't beat 'em,
join 'em" attitude!
[05:03] ---
What.
[05:04] ---
How immature am I?!
[05:08] ---
Private Tamama!
SIGN Gloooooom
[05:14] ---
And? Why do I have to go?!
[05:16] ---
Let's all have fun diving,
[05:18] ---
and show Tamama how easy it is, sir!
[05:20] ---
Then he will want to jump, and might be
able to overcome that wall inside him!
[05:25] ---
That's the plan! Now get to it!
[05:27] ---
Wait a sec, hey!
[05:28] ---
Come on, Giroro! Show off, show off!
[05:30] ---
I... I've never done this before!
SIGN Giroro...
[05:32] ---
Giroro!
[05:34] ---
Giroro! Go for it!
[05:38] ---
Okay!!
SIGN Slip
[05:44] ---
Giroooo!
[05:50] ---
Huhh... so even that simple-minded
red daruma can jump...
[05:54] ---
That makes me feel even more pathetic.
[05:57] ---
Umm... he didn't really jump so much as fell.
[06:04] ---
I, too, shall cooperate for
the sake of Tamama-dono!
[06:07] ---
This one should be impressive.
[06:17] ---
Huh?
[06:18] ---
He disappeared?
[06:19] ---
Wow, barely a splash!
[06:21] ---
If this was the real thing,
he'd have scored quite a lot of points!
[06:26] ---
What did you all think of my dive?
[06:29] ---
Huh? You jumped?
[06:30] ---
You were not watching?!
[06:32] ---
Huhh... so even Doronuma-senpai with his
total lack of presence could jump...
[06:37] ---
I see, I see...
[06:39] ---
That makes me feel frustrated...
and jealous...
[06:46] ---
I'm up next!
[06:51] ---
Waaaow!
[06:56] ---
Ahh, that felt great!
[06:58] ---
Amazing!
[06:59] ---
Not bad, Natsumi.
[07:02] ---
M-Maybe you and I could... uh... synchro?
[07:05] ---
Natsumi-san! Would you like to do
a synchronized dive with me?!
[07:10] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[07:11] ---
Wh-Wh-Who invited her?!
[07:13] ---
So what?
[07:20] ---
Wow! They're in perfect sync!
[07:20] ---
What?! Wh—?!
[07:26] ---
Huhh... the red daruma-senpai is such an adult.
[07:30] ---
If that were me, I would be suddenly
blasting them with a Jealousy Shot.
SIGN Immature
[07:33] ---
Because I am immature.
[07:36] ---
Gero...
[07:38] ---
Next up, the king of laughs!
[07:40] ---
Sorry to disappoint,
[07:43] ---
but I can't think of any amusing ad-libs.
[07:46] ---
So...
[07:48] ---
Yep! There was a little bit of downtime at work,
so I came back home, and Kulu-chan said...
[07:52] ---
Hey, man, this is better than
some amusing ad-lib, right?
[08:03] ---
That was incredible, Mom!
[08:06] ---
That felt great!
[08:07] ---
Well, sir? Surely you now have
a bigger desire to tr—
[08:11] ---
Gero... I... I feel like
something else got bigger...
[08:15] ---
Private Tamama! Is this how
you want things to be?!
[08:18] ---
Climb over that wall! Scenery only you
can see is surely on the other side!
[08:22] ---
Heh... It is impossible, anyway...
[08:24] ---
For someone immature like me...
[08:30] ---
Gero... his condition is serious, sir.
[08:32] ---
Uncle!
[08:34] ---
I'm taking my turn!
[08:35] ---
Or, like, stellar diver?
[08:38] ---
Hm?! Stellar?!
SIGN Immature
[08:51] ---
Uh... how many times was that?
[08:53] ---
80.5 rotations.
[08:54] ---
She has dived down to many planets
in order to destroy them.
[08:59] ---
Come to think of it, that makes her a
super diver on an intergalactic scale!
[09:04] ---
I'm glad she didn't land
her dive down to Earth.
[09:08] ---
It's been a long time since I felt like this!
[09:10] ---
Or, like, thrilling feeling?
[09:12] ---
That's Lady Mois for you!
[09:14] ---
She sparkles with brilliance, sir!
[09:16] ---
Uncle!
[09:17] ---
Sparklessss?!
[09:19] ---
This one blazes with a glaring flame.
[09:21] ---
Umm, I can teach you, if you want.
[09:23] ---
Or, like, space alliance?
[09:25] ---
Oh, Lady Mois! Nice alliance, ma'am!
[09:28] ---
Nuh!
[09:29] ---
Ouch!
[09:30] ---
Space alliance, immediately shattered!
[09:32] ---
Mr. Sergeant, I want to dive!
[09:34] ---
And I want to win!
[09:36] ---
Ohh, Private Tamama,
so you're finally ready for it!
[09:39] ---
You can do it! I know you can, sir!
[09:40] ---
I will do it!
[09:46] ---
If I can make this dive, next will be my
lovey-dovey synchro-dive with Mr. Sergeant!
[09:51] ---
I will make that woman gnash her teeth!
[09:58] ---
I will not be beaten!
[10:03] ---
It is so bright!
[10:05] ---
Ohh, I get it!
[10:08] ---
And that makes you spin like
hohohoi, hohohoi, hohohoi!
[10:11] ---
You've got it, Uncle!
[10:12] ---
Or, like, wordless discourse?
[10:14] ---
Lady Mois!
[10:16] ---
Uncle!
[10:18] ---
That homewrecker!
SIGN Dark
SIGN Light
[10:20] ---
Aww, Uncle!
[10:20] ---
Getting all sappy with my
Mr. Sergeant just because she can dive!
[10:23] ---
Gero gero.
SIGN Why always you?
I'm envious.
Me, too.
I envy you.
I begrudge you.
You get everything.
Lucky you.
I'm jealous.
[10:25] ---
I'll smash them and run!
[10:27] ---
Smash them and run!
[10:29] ---
Darn it... This is no good!
SIGN Gasp!
SIGN Why always you?
I'm envious.
Me, too.
I envy you.
I begrudge you.
You get everything.
Lucky you.
I'm jealous.
[10:32] ---
My ability to withstand
this black jealous heart...
SIGN Those who are immature
[10:35] ---
That is the difference between those
who are immature and those who are not!
SIGN Those who are not
[10:38] ---
If I can withstand it...
then that sparkling future...!
[10:47] ---
I should be able to dive now.
[10:53] ---
Tamama is finally doing it!
[10:57] ---
That homewrecker...
[11:01] ---
Is he performing?
[11:02] ---
He looks like he's in pain.
[11:04] ---
Hmm...
[11:07] ---
The Jealousy Shot!
[11:10] ---
It is getting bigger and bigger!
[11:14] ---
I have to bear it!
[11:17] ---
I... I...
[11:19] ---
I am not immature!
[11:23] ---
Tamama's flying!
[11:24] ---
He's supposed to be diving!
[11:37] ---
Oh, dear...
[11:39] ---
Somehow I knew it would end this way.
[11:41] ---
I'd have liked to have dived some more.
[11:44] ---
I wanted to try it a little bit, too...
[11:47] ---
So he says, but Fuyuki-kun
was also a little relieved.
[11:51] ---
I managed to dive...
[12:03] ---
See you later!
[12:04] ---
The sergeant is different from normal.
[12:06] ---
Huh?
[12:07] ---
Sarge, where are you going?
SIGN Ariquinamine VV
[12:11] ---
Okay! Gonna work hard today!
Let's keep our energy up!
[12:18] ---
Whoooh!
[12:19] ---
Don't underestimate primates!
SIGN NEXT Local -> 1
NEXT Commuter Limited Express -> 2
SIGN You can insert two at once Please do not run while boarding
SIGN ¥0 Zero Balance
[12:31] ---
Excuse me, excuse me.
[12:38] ---
Phew. Made it in time...
[12:42] ---
Huh? Why am I...
[12:45] ---
...wearing this mask?
[12:50] ---
Keroro: The Ultimate Pekoponian Suit, Sir!
[13:01] ---
That's strange...
[13:03] ---
Where do I work, again?
SIGN The current time is 10 a.m.
[13:05] ---
It's 10 a.m.!
SIGN Off to Work
[13:09] ---
Off to work.
SIGN Door-to-Door Sales
[13:11] ---
Door-to-door sales.
[13:13] ---
Oh, well. I should get down to business.
[13:16] ---
Let's just jump in any old place.
[13:22] ---
Good morning!
[13:24] ---
Welcome.
[13:25] ---
I am here on business.
[13:27] ---
I'm sorry, but could you tell me your name?
SIGN Keron-style Manpower Supply Company (Inc.) Section Manager Shima Kerosaku
[13:30] ---
Here's my card.
[13:32] ---
Keron-style Manpower Supply Company,
Section Manager, Shima... Kerosaku?
[13:37] ---
"Keron-style" is a new system
for household cleaning and laundry.
[13:41] ---
I see... Please wait just one moment.
[13:44] ---
These are the fundamentals
of being a salaryman!
[13:46] ---
Attack with business cards!
[13:48] ---
Huh?
[13:49] ---
We are a business,
[13:51] ---
so we have no need for
household cleaning or laundry.
[13:53] ---
But... you see...
[13:54] ---
Keron-style is amazing!
[13:56] ---
It is packed with incredible techniques that
even a business would want to incorporate!
[13:59] ---
Years of experience, training, development, and
punishments have matured it to what it is today.
[14:05] ---
And finally, the Keron-style,
which I developed, will be...!
[14:07] ---
Please leave.
[14:12] ---
Tch. Well, I can just go to the next one.
[14:15] ---
Numbers are everything in business!
I'll earn with my feet!
SIGN 5F - Mitsuboshi Direct Electro-Mechanics, Inc. 4F - Tsurumatsu, Inc. / PulPul Wave, Inc. 3F - Climb Plus, Inc. / Mountainrain World 2F - Tozai Kyodo Development
[14:20] ---
Hello. Here is my business card.
[14:22] ---
Huh?
[14:25] ---
We already have what we need.
[14:27] ---
Um...
[14:28] ---
Oh, no!
[14:29] ---
This is strange. I'm not getting anywhere...
[14:32] ---
Ah, can I get croquettes as a topping?
[14:34] ---
Croquette soba.
SIGN Lunch
[14:35] ---
Lunch.
SIGN Door-to-Door sales
[14:37] ---
Oh!
[14:38] ---
Door-to-door sales.
[14:39] ---
Thanks.
[14:41] ---
Okay! Time for the afternoon rounds!
SIGN 6F - Icy 5F - Mortille, Inc. 4F - Works Trading, Inc. / El Direct Insurance, Inc. 3F - USL Industries, Inc. 2F - River Art / Beam, Inc.
[14:45] ---
Excuse me!
[14:49] ---
No, thanks.
SIGN Coffee
SIGN Time-Limited!
No Annual Fee
5F of this building
[14:49] ---
Oof!
SIGN Cheap!!
[14:53] ---
Why...?
[14:55] ---
I've been trying not to think of this, but...
[14:59] ---
I really think... this mask is the cause...
[15:03] ---
Gaaah... it won't... come off!
[15:17] ---
Sis, it's a weirdo! Let's run away!
[15:20] ---
Wait, it looks like he's in pain!
[15:25] ---
Um, is there anything I can do?
[15:28] ---
W-Water...
[15:30] ---
Wawater?
[15:31] ---
Water, right?
[15:42] ---
I'm saved!
[15:43] ---
Thank you very much!
[15:45] ---
What's happened to you?
[15:46] ---
I... uh...
[15:48] ---
I've completely forgotten
where my company is.
[15:51] ---
I've been running around for quite a while.
SIGN Return from Work
[15:53] ---
Return from work.
[15:54] ---
What kind of company is it?
[15:56] ---
We'll search for it together!
[15:58] ---
Umm...
[15:59] ---
It had... lots of Gundam models...
SIGN Hazy
SIGN Hazy
SIGN Dangal
[16:02] ---
Underground, there was a
meeting room and a factory...
[16:04] ---
Hot springs and a pool...
[16:07] ---
Whoa! I definitely want to join that company!
[16:10] ---
Maybe it's one of the very top companies?
[16:12] ---
Also... a female monster who
interferes with everything, and...
[16:16] ---
...comrades who oppose her...
[16:19] ---
Maybe it's some gaming company?
[16:21] ---
The places that make
MM Fantasy and DoraKuma?
[16:25] ---
You fight with all your friends, right?
[16:27] ---
Fight... with all my friends...
SIGN Return from Work
SIGN Forget About Everything Other Than Work
[16:32] ---
Forget about everything other than work.
[16:34] ---
Sis, let's just go home.
We're missing Captain Geroro.
[16:38] ---
Oh, right... but...
[16:40] ---
Yes. It's late. You'd better go home.
[16:44] ---
Thank you. I'll be fine.
[16:46] ---
After all, I'm an adult businessman!
[16:49] ---
Bye bye!
[16:53] ---
Captain Geroro?
[16:55] ---
Huh? I feel like everything
about that is precious.
[16:59] ---
Seriously, though,
today was so hopeless.
[17:02] ---
What? You didn't get a single contract?
SIGN President
[17:05] ---
You're a disgrace.
SIGN Melancholy
[17:09] ---
Melancholy.
SIGN Dinner
[17:11] ---
Dinner.
[17:12] ---
Right!
[17:13] ---
Guess I'll go buy a bento
from the convenience store.
[17:15] ---
No, wait...
SIGN Aji Fried Bento
[17:17] ---
The aji fried bentos at the
supermarket by the station
[17:20] ---
should be 30% off their normal price
of 298 yen at this time of day.
SIGN 30% Off
SIGN Yakitori
[17:27] ---
Oh... yakitori sounds good, too...
SIGN Tea
[17:36] ---
Pretty good! This was the right choice!
SIGN Cans
SIGN Bottles
[17:42] ---
Well, that uses up today's funds.
[17:44] ---
Keep on hopping.
[17:46] ---
Finally, we found you!
[17:48] ---
We were so worried. You dashed out
and were not coming back.
[17:51] ---
Eh, we did have a tracker.
[17:55] ---
What?! Tell us earlier next time!
[17:57] ---
Yes! We could have finded him quicker!
[18:01] ---
Ehh, but that would've been boring.
[18:05] ---
But isn't that great? We found Uncle!
[18:07] ---
Or, like, okay result?
[18:09] ---
Uhh, those masks...
[18:12] ---
Are you two perhaps from
the same company as me?
[18:15] ---
What nonsense are you on about?
[18:17] ---
We are Keronians.
[18:18] ---
Invading aliens from the planet Keron!
[18:21] ---
Aliens?
[18:22] ---
Those have no place in reality.
What are you talking about?
[18:26] ---
Mr. Sergeant, you are acting kind of weird.
[18:28] ---
I'd appreciate it if you didn't
call me by such strange names.
[18:31] ---
What is wrong with you?
[18:32] ---
It is me! Your lovey-dovey Tama-pii!
[18:37] ---
Hey, Kululu, what the heck is going on?
[18:39] ---
Seems the Into-Character Device
[18:42] ---
caused him to forget he's even a Keronian.
[18:46] ---
He's totally in character as a Pekoponian.
[18:48] ---
Then he leaves us no choice.
[18:51] ---
Wh—?! What on Earth?!
[18:53] ---
Don't act so surprised.
[18:54] ---
You're one of us, as well.
Give your memory a kick, already.
[18:58] ---
That's impossible!
[18:59] ---
I'm slightly disturbed at
how lovely I'm finding you,
[19:02] ---
but there's no way I can believe this!
[19:04] ---
Now come on, listen here.
[19:05] ---
Early this morning,
[19:07] ---
you attached a new device to that Pekoponian
suit, trying to make it the ultimate suit.
[19:11] ---
That was the "Ultimate In-Character Device"!
[19:14] ---
Ultimate In-Character Device?
SIGN Reflect on the Day
[19:16] ---
Yes.
[19:17] ---
Because you attached that thing,
[19:19] ---
you are completely in character as a
24-year-old businessman of this planet.
[19:24] ---
Y-You're kidding me.
[19:25] ---
If we remove the suit, the effect of
the In-Character Device will wear off.
[19:29] ---
Get him back to normal, pronto.
[19:32] ---
We just need to take it off?
[19:33] ---
That's right.
[19:34] ---
Wh-What are you...
[19:40] ---
I'm real!
[19:42] ---
I... I get it now!
[19:44] ---
You guys are remote-controlled robots!
[19:47] ---
Sent in by another rival company
trying to take over my own company!
[19:51] ---
Or you're trying to head-hunt me and trick me
into accepting low fees! Well, it won't work!
[19:57] ---
What the heck are you babbling about?
[19:59] ---
There's only one thing left for me to do!
[20:04] ---
Run away!
[20:07] ---
Darn it! Why is he so fast when
it comes to running away?
[20:10] ---
Ahhh, I missed the opportunity
to undress him...
[20:13] ---
What on Earth is going on?
[20:16] ---
Where can I go?!
[20:19] ---
Someone... someone tell me!
[20:29] ---
This is...
[20:32] ---
This is... wait, is this my company?
[20:35] ---
No. That's not right.
[20:38] ---
This is...
[20:40] ---
This is...!
[20:48] ---
This peace of mind...
[20:54] ---
Hey, stupid frog!
[20:55] ---
Gero. Huh?
[20:57] ---
What have I been...
[20:59] ---
That's what I want to know!
[21:00] ---
Ah, welcome back, Sarge!
[21:02] ---
Do you think it's okay just to skip
your cleaning and laundry duties?
[21:05] ---
Umm... are you in the market
for a Keron-style...?
[21:08] ---
I don't care if it's Keron-style,
Sergeant-style, or whatever else.
[21:11] ---
At any rate, it's dinner time.
[21:13] ---
We waited for you, you know!
[21:16] ---
Go on. Go reheat the miso soup.
[21:18] ---
Y-Yes'm!
[21:20] ---
Roger, ma'am!
[21:22] ---
Geez, that guy's a lot of work.
[21:24] ---
You are not kidding.
SIGN Return Home
[21:26] ---
Was Sarge to blame there...
or was it the suit?
[21:30] ---
In any case, we wish happiness
to all you businessmen out there!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Fuyuki here. Summer!
Summer is all about ghost stories.
[23:11] ---
And ghost stories are all about the occult!
[23:12] ---
Go around mystery spots
instead of pools and beaches.
[23:15] ---
It's quieter, cooler,
and I super recommend it!
[23:18] ---
A summer full of memories of UMAs and UFOs!
[23:20] ---
That's the spirit of romantic adventure!
[23:22] ---
Never mind that!
[23:23] ---
Wait... swimsuits again?
[23:26] ---
"Fuyuki: From a Distant Ocean
Came the Turtle, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E226 - Fuyuki: From a Distant Ocean Came the Turtle, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
The universe is full of creatures
we know nothing about.
[01:40] ---
Hold it, poyo!
[02:01] ---
A sea turtle, in a place like this?
[02:03] ---
It looks very weak... I have to do something!
[02:13] ---
Fuyuki: From a Distant Ocean
Came the Turtle, Sir!
[02:18] ---
Stop! Don't approach carelessly!
[02:23] ---
There's no doubt! It's him!
It's Char the Red Comet!
[02:28] ---
Wooo! Tomorrow's the release date
of the PG Char Custom Z'Gok!
[02:32] ---
I can't wait, sir!
[02:35] ---
Whooh, that was hot.
[02:37] ---
Time to quickly find a room
to cool down in, sir.
[02:40] ---
Ahh, that's so refreshingly...
[02:42] ---
...hot. Why is it so hot in here?!
[02:42] ---
Look, look, Sis! It ate the seaweed!
[02:45] ---
Ahh, so it did! How cuuute!
[02:47] ---
I'm turning on the A/C, sir...
[02:47] ---
Isn't it?!
[02:50] ---
Ah! Don't!
[02:51] ---
Gero!
[02:56] ---
Ahh, sorry, Sarge!
[02:59] ---
Are you okay?
[03:00] ---
Owww...
[03:00] ---
Why can't I turn on the A/C, s—
[03:03] ---
Gero?
[03:04] ---
What's that?
[03:05] ---
Well...
[03:06] ---
I found it on the way home from the shops.
[03:09] ---
I looked on the Net, but I couldn't tell
what species of turtle this is at all.
[03:13] ---
This must be a UMA!
[03:15] ---
A UMA, huh?
[03:16] ---
It's brightly colored, right?
[03:18] ---
Ones like this live in tropical regions.
[03:21] ---
That's why we shouldn't make it too cold.
[03:23] ---
We have to look after it
until it becomes healthy again.
[03:29] ---
Gero! Gyooeeee!
[03:32] ---
Watch it!
[03:33] ---
Sarge, are you okay?
[03:35] ---
That's because you suddenly
brought your hand close to it.
[03:37] ---
Ah, that hurt! He's awfully
violent for his size, ma'am!
[03:41] ---
It thought it was going to be attacked.
[03:43] ---
Come on, stick out your hand.
[03:45] ---
I'm not an enemy, sir!
[03:47] ---
What's wrong with that guy?!
[03:48] ---
Oh, what does it matter?
[03:50] ---
At least it shows he's got
some of his energy back.
[03:52] ---
It does matter, ma'am!
[03:54] ---
Honestly. Biting my finger, can't have
the cold on... Who does he think he is?
[04:00] ---
Thank you, Master Fuyuki, sir!
[04:03] ---
Okay, okay, go to your own room.
Then you won't have to see the turtle.
[04:08] ---
Hey, what should we call it?
[04:10] ---
Ahh, good question!
[04:13] ---
Now, don't you think there's
something not right about that?!
SIGN My position within the Hinata household is in danger!! Idol
[04:15] ---
The idol of the Hinata family
is supposed to be me, isn't it?!
[04:18] ---
And what? They think I'll stand by idly
while I'm usurped by a turtle?!
SIGN No interest
[04:25] ---
Hey! Excuse me!
SIGN My position within the Hinata household is in danger!! Idol
[04:27] ---
Where are y—
[04:28] ---
I've heard enough of your drivel for one day.
[04:31] ---
What's wrong with that red daruma?!
[04:34] ---
Well, never mind him. We'll infiltrate
Master Fuyuki's room tomorrow morning.
[04:38] ---
We'll get the turtle back to health and
send him back where he came from ASAP, sir!
[04:42] ---
Huh? Are you sure it is okay to do
something like that without asking?
[04:46] ---
It's fine! Even Master Fuyuki is planning
to send it home when it's better.
[04:50] ---
And they won't be able to keep that turtle
anyway if Lady Mom finds out, sir!
[04:52] ---
But...
[04:53] ---
I'm commander!
[04:54] ---
The commander in my heart is dead.
[04:56] ---
See you later!
[05:01] ---
Gerori.
SIGN Watermelons
[05:04] ---
Here it is!
[05:06] ---
Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
[05:08] ---
What a stupid place to hide it.
[05:12] ---
Which is more precious, me or this turtle?!
[05:14] ---
That'd be the turtle.
[05:16] ---
You're kidding.
[05:17] ---
That'd be the turtle!
[05:18] ---
It's a space-endangered emerald sea turtle.
[05:21] ---
Endangered?
[05:23] ---
Basically, there're so few of them
that they might go extinct.
[05:26] ---
It means it's a very precious animal.
[05:29] ---
This thing?
[05:30] ---
That's not all...
[05:32] ---
Due to its rarity, it fetches quite the
high price on the underground markets.
[05:36] ---
Gero?! This much?!
[05:38] ---
You could build Momocchi's
mansion easily for this much!
[05:41] ---
This should fatten up
this year's invasion budget.
[05:45] ---
Huh, a turtle like this...
[05:48] ---
Ow!
[05:50] ---
Gero? Wh-What was that?!
[05:52] ---
Ahhh, the turtle!
[05:53] ---
Huh? What's wrong w— Gero!
[05:55] ---
Gero!!
[05:57] ---
I... I never meant to...!
[05:59] ---
Is the turtle okay?!
[06:01] ---
Shouldn't be life-threatening, but...
[06:04] ---
Too bad... there goes most of its value.
[06:07] ---
If Master Fuyuki finds out about this...
[06:09] ---
Forgot something, forgot something...
[06:11] ---
Huh? What's up, Sarge?
[06:12] ---
Gero! Master Fuyuki!
[06:15] ---
Did you do something to Green?!
[06:16] ---
Huh? G-Green?
[06:18] ---
Sis and I thought it up together.
But never mind that!
[06:21] ---
I'm green, too! What a great name!
[06:24] ---
Oh, yes. Actually, while you are out,
[06:26] ---
we thought we would take care of it
so Lady Mom didn't find it!
[06:29] ---
Don't worry. Everything'll be fine.
[06:32] ---
Go on, go on, Fukki!
You have to get to school, quick!
[06:35] ---
But...
[06:36] ---
I want you to trust us, sir!
[06:41] ---
All right, fine. I'm trusting you, Sarge.
[06:50] ---
We are saved...
[06:52] ---
A-Anyway, we have to
do something about this guy...
[06:58] ---
Hmm... is it a mutant?
I've never seen one like this.
[07:01] ---
That's a shame...
[07:03] ---
Don't be so stupid! It wasn't like that!
[07:05] ---
Cut me a break... I don't remember
what kind of turtle it was!
[07:08] ---
It was more brightly colored!
And it had an antenna!
[07:13] ---
Listen, you. That thing is worth a lot of money
if we sell it! Search for it properly!
[07:17] ---
Right away, boss!
[07:23] ---
Sorry, sorry!
[07:25] ---
I'm so sorry!
[07:34] ---
Who were those people?
[07:36] ---
Are they after Green?
[07:39] ---
I'm back, Sarge!
[07:41] ---
Huh? Sarge?
[07:44] ---
Ah, Corporal!
[07:46] ---
Do you know where Sarge is?
[07:48] ---
Isn't he here?
[07:52] ---
Ah, Fuyuki-kun! Are you all ready?
[07:55] ---
We're ready to go at any time.
[07:57] ---
Tama-chan and the others
already went ahead.
[07:59] ---
What are you talking about?
[08:00] ---
Huh? Aren't you going with us,
to our southern resort?
[08:05] ---
They said something about a turtle.
[08:07] ---
A turtle?!
[08:09] ---
Nishizawa-san! We'll come right away!
[08:11] ---
Ah-a-a-o-okay!
[08:12] ---
Sarge...
[08:18] ---
Grrrrr...
[08:20] ---
Of course the spares come with us.
[08:23] ---
Sorry, Momoka-chan,
for always relying on you like this.
[08:26] ---
O-Oh, no...
[08:28] ---
That Keroro, though... What in blazes
does he plan to do with that turtle?
[08:34] ---
That thing is worth a lot
of money if we sell it!
[08:38] ---
Surely Sarge isn't planning to sell it...
[08:41] ---
Giroro!
[08:43] ---
Keroro! What's happened?!
[08:44] ---
H-Hurry!
[08:46] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[08:47] ---
Corporal, look over there!
[08:49] ---
What is that?!
[08:53] ---
That thing!
[08:55] ---
I'm moving out! Open the hatch!
[08:56] ---
Giroro, wait!
[09:04] ---
Keroro!
[09:17] ---
Gero!
[09:20] ---
Hey!
[09:24] ---
Keroro! Tamama!
[09:29] ---
Kululu, dodge it!
[09:32] ---
Nyo!
[09:39] ---
Ahhh, our hotel!
[09:42] ---
Where the heck are we gonna stay?!
[09:44] ---
Green!
[09:48] ---
No worries. He's just worn out
from using his powers.
[09:55] ---
What did you do to Green?!
[09:56] ---
N-No, see, we...
[09:58] ---
We wanted it to get better
as soon as possible...
[10:00] ---
The commander accidentally
pulled off his antenna.
[10:04] ---
What?!
[10:05] ---
Prince of Curry!
[10:06] ---
It would come out someday.
[10:08] ---
I did a bunch of research, and found
that on the Nishizawa resort island,
[10:11] ---
there's a plant from which I might be able
to make a drug to fix the antenna.
[10:16] ---
So I made an environment here
that'd be easy for the turtle to live in.
[10:19] ---
The antenna grew back to normal, but...
[10:21] ---
...as a side effect of the drug,
it ended up growing massive,
[10:24] ---
and the shock of that made it go wild.
[10:28] ---
No worries. Its body will steadily shrink
to normal over the next two, three days.
[10:31] ---
Why did you keep quiet about
something so important?!
[10:35] ---
Th-That's because... uh...
[10:36] ---
I can't believe you were lying
while you said "trust us."
[10:39] ---
That's horrible, Sarge.
[10:42] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[10:46] ---
Green, are you okay?
[10:49] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[10:55] ---
Huh? Where is Mr. Sergeant?
SIGN Charcoal
[10:57] ---
Ah, I sent him to get some firewood.
[11:01] ---
Fuyuki...
[11:03] ---
It seems like it's going to rain.
[11:10] ---
I'll go look for him.
[11:12] ---
Ah, wait, Fuyuki!
[11:15] ---
Take these.
[11:19] ---
Thanks, Sis.
[11:23] ---
Gero! I just remembered that
Z'Gok was released today!
[11:27] ---
Huh... I bet it's already sold out, sir.
[11:30] ---
Is this what you're after?
[11:32] ---
Gero?! You scared the crap out of me!
[11:34] ---
Huh? Who might you be?
[11:38] ---
Ah, Sa—
[11:43] ---
Those people!
[11:45] ---
Listen. What's up with that turtle
you got with you?
[11:49] ---
Huh? Master Fuyuki picked it up...
[11:52] ---
Would you care to exchange
that turtle for this?
[11:56] ---
No way! For real?
[11:58] ---
That's an absolute limited-production item!
[11:58] ---
Sarge... No way...
[12:01] ---
Oh, yes, but in exchange for that turtle,
we would gladly...
[12:04] ---
Well, I'd love to, but...
I'm sorry. That turtle is—
[12:07] ---
We can't give Green to you.
[12:08] ---
Gero! M-Master Fuyuki!
[12:12] ---
Who the heck are you?
[12:13] ---
Hold it.
[12:14] ---
We'll be leaving now.
The offer remains open.
[12:17] ---
N-No, uh, I don't have any plans to—
[12:21] ---
You were planning on trading Green
for that Gundam model?
[12:24] ---
No... Not at all!
[12:27] ---
You didn't fix his antenna for his sake,
but just so that you could make this deal?
[12:31] ---
Th-That's wrong, sir!
[12:33] ---
I only wanted to make that
turtle healthy again,
[12:36] ---
and send it back
where it came from ASA—
[12:45] ---
Sarge... we are through!
[12:54] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[12:57] ---
Um, Natsumi-san, do you know
where Fuyuki-kun is?
[13:02] ---
He said he wanted to be alone for a bit.
[13:04] ---
He went to the coast over there with Green.
[13:06] ---
I wonder if he had a falling-out
with the stupid frog.
[13:10] ---
He seems weirdly distant...
[13:13] ---
It's the first time I've seen
Uncle so depressed.
[13:17] ---
What should I do?
[13:18] ---
You ain't part of this!
[13:18] ---
For the time being, why don't
we make lunch or something?
[13:21] ---
Having a full belly is bound
to cheer him up, right?
[13:23] ---
You're right, Natsumi-san!
[13:25] ---
I'll go and get the ingredients, then!
[13:27] ---
Ah, allow me to help you!
[13:32] ---
Fuyuki...
[13:43] ---
Green?
[13:55] ---
I'm glad to see you're looking so well.
[13:58] ---
You've gotten a lot smaller, too.
[14:00] ---
This is all thanks to S—
[14:05] ---
Nothing. Let's go, Green.
[14:21] ---
Hello.
[14:23] ---
Y-Yes, hecko!
[14:25] ---
I'm from an animal rights group.
[14:28] ---
I was investigating this area yesterday
and happened to discover that rare turtle.
[14:35] ---
It is a very precious species of turtle.
Please allow us to take care of it.
[14:38] ---
Take care of Green?
[14:40] ---
Yes. We will take responsibility for
ensuring it is returned to nature.
[14:44] ---
Don't worry.
[14:46] ---
But this turtle is...
[14:57] ---
What's wrong, Green?
[14:59] ---
Hey, don't run away from us!
[15:02] ---
Huh?
[15:05] ---
It's those guys!
[15:06] ---
Oh, crud.
[15:08] ---
You idiot! I told you to
not to show your face!
[15:11] ---
Who are you guys?!
[15:13] ---
Get them!
[15:15] ---
Right away, boss!
[15:17] ---
[15:25] ---
Mukai!
[15:26] ---
Gami!
[15:27] ---
Tamurin!
[15:34] ---
We are the Abi family!
[15:39] ---
That turtle originally belonged to us.
[15:42] ---
It's time we had it returned!
[15:48] ---
Oy, Keroro. Why don't you
be the first to apologize?
[15:52] ---
It wasn't my fault!
[15:54] ---
Yeah, sure, I broke its antenna off.
[15:56] ---
But everything after that was what I
thought was best for Green, and yet...
[15:59] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[16:01] ---
Keroro...
[16:07] ---
That's where Fuyuki headed!
[16:10] ---
Keroro!
[16:11] ---
I won't go, sir!
[16:12] ---
Will you pack it in?!
[16:14] ---
I'm done with Master Fuyuki, sir!
[16:17] ---
Giroro! Stupid frog!
[16:19] ---
Fuyuki's in trouble!
[16:20] ---
Bah! I'll go on ahead!
[16:27] ---
Forget that stupid Master Fuyuki, sir.
[16:30] ---
Master Fuyuki isn't...
[16:32] ---
Master Fuyuki isn't...
[16:37] ---
Thank you, Master Fuyuki, sir!
[16:45] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[16:49] ---
Saaaaarge!
[16:53] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[16:56] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[16:58] ---
Master Fuyuk—
[17:00] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[17:03] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[17:06] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[17:08] ---
Master Fuyukiiii!!
[17:18] ---
Don't hit it!
[17:19] ---
Just make it swim, and we'll
capture it when it gets tired!
[17:22] ---
Sis, with the great ideas as usual!
[17:27] ---
No, Green!
[17:28] ---
You just finally got better!
[17:33] ---
Good, almost there!
[17:37] ---
Fuyuki, this way!
[17:39] ---
Corporal! And Sis and the others!
[17:46] ---
Fuyuki!
[17:48] ---
Who in blazes are those guys?!
[17:50] ---
Tch, more of them?
[17:51] ---
Get them!
[17:52] ---
Right away, boss!
[17:56] ---
Who the heck are you?!
[18:01] ---
What?!
[18:02] ---
Tamama!
[18:04] ---
Natsumi!
[18:05] ---
Sis! Giroro!
[18:08] ---
Simple! Is that all you've got, Keronians?!
[18:11] ---
Darn it... they're pros!
[18:13] ---
Now let's hurry up and catch that turtle!
[18:16] ---
Right away, boss!
[18:25] ---
I'll bury you guys back in the ground!
[18:26] ---
You guys are going to Davy Jones's locker!
[18:28] ---
Keroro!
[18:29] ---
Stupid frog!
[18:30] ---
Sarge!
[18:32] ---
We'll send Green back on our own, sir!
[18:35] ---
We won't hand him over to you, sir!
[18:38] ---
Grrrr!
[18:40] ---
Master Fuyuki, are you unharmed, sir?
[18:42] ---
Sarge...
[18:45] ---
I'm sorry, sir... Master Fuyuki...
[18:47] ---
I...
[18:49] ---
Thank you for saving me, Sarge!
[18:53] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[18:55] ---
Gero?
[18:59] ---
Oh, crap!
[19:01] ---
Sarge!
[19:03] ---
You idiot!
[19:04] ---
All the obstacles have been removed.
Now catch that turtle!
[19:08] ---
Right away, boss!
[19:12] ---
Green!
[19:17] ---
Green!
[19:23] ---
Now, as for this one...
[19:30] ---
Don't do it, Green!
[19:32] ---
Th-This is bad! Retreat!
[19:34] ---
You're on my side!
[19:42] ---
Gero!
[19:46] ---
Saaaaaaaarge!
[19:50] ---
Green, are you okay?
[19:52] ---
Green...
[19:55] ---
Green...
[19:59] ---
G-Giving me a shock like that...
[20:06] ---
Now... give up and come to me...
[20:08] ---
Don't move.
[20:10] ---
End of the line.
[20:11] ---
We are technically pros, as well.
[20:11] ---
Arghhhh!
[20:16] ---
Guys...
[20:18] ---
Thank goodness...
[20:26] ---
Thank you, Master Fuyuki, sir.
[20:32] ---
I will take responsibility for delivering
this guy to his former planet, poyo!
[20:36] ---
Thank you very much.
[20:38] ---
Ma'am!
[20:42] ---
Stay healthy, Green!
[20:45] ---
Well, I'll be off now, poyo!
[20:48] ---
Ah?
SIGN Ahh
[20:50] ---
Th-That's... the PG Char Custom Z'Gok!
[20:53] ---
Umm...
[20:55] ---
Could you give us that Gundam model?
[20:58] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[20:58] ---
No, I can't! This is evidence.
It all has to be confiscated, poyo!
[21:03] ---
Gero...
[21:04] ---
I guess so.
[21:05] ---
Then, Sarge!
[21:07] ---
Let's go buy it together sometime.
[21:09] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[21:12] ---
Thank you, sir!
[21:18] ---
Goodbye!
[21:21] ---
Goodbye, Green!
[21:22] ---
Goodbye!
[21:22] ---
The universe is full of creatures
we know nothing about yet.
[21:24] ---
Keep well, sir!
[21:27] ---
But whatever kinds of creatures they are,
[21:27] ---
Goodbye!
[21:30] ---
I think we and they
can understand one another.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
It's Natsumi. Summer is all about...
SIGN VIP
[23:09] ---
...curry. And curry is all about...
SIGN Person of Particular Tastes
SIGN An Adult's Curry
[23:12] ---
You called, lady?
[23:15] ---
No, I never called you.
[23:17] ---
I haven't eaten any borscht recently!
[23:19] ---
No one asked!
[23:21] ---
Never mind that.
Next week... isn't swimsuits.
[23:24] ---
Is that a problem?
[23:26] ---
"Keroro & Natsumi: One Room, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E227 - Keroro & Natsumi: One Room, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
Here we have the Hinata house,
no different from normal.
[01:34] ---
Gero!
[01:35] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[01:37] ---
You were the one who said "The plan is
curry for dinner tomorrow," ma'am!
[01:41] ---
Plans aren't set in stone!
[01:43] ---
I ended up with all this pasta from
Yayoi's house. We have to use it!
[01:48] ---
Besides,
[01:49] ---
I will not permit chocolate in a curry.
[01:52] ---
You just don't get it, do you, Lady Natsumi?
[01:56] ---
Putting this mega-yummy
ChiWaWa chocolate in the curry
[01:59] ---
is the modern young trend!
SIGN Super-Yummy
ChiWaWa Chocolate
[02:01] ---
Keep on like that, and you'll miss the boat
on all the latest fads, Miss Mago-gyaru!
[02:05] ---
Who are you calling a mago-gyaru?!
[02:07] ---
Just put it in, would you, ma'am?!
[02:09] ---
I told you, tonight we're having pasta!
[02:12] ---
Besides!
[02:13] ---
ChiWaWa chocolate is my favorite.
[02:16] ---
I won't let you use it that way!
[02:18] ---
Gero!
[02:26] ---
Not only is she ignoring my idea
as someone finicky about food,
[02:30] ---
but she's going back on yesterday's plans,
as if she doesn't care either way.
[02:34] ---
There's only one thing for this...
[02:35] ---
I will show her how my way of life, with
its abundance of fresh ideas and fixations,
SIGN Ideas
SIGN Fixations
SIGN Way of Life
SIGN Superior
[02:40] ---
is far superior to and greater than hers, sir!
[02:43] ---
Gero gerori!
[02:45] ---
Uhh, is that necessary,
from an invasion perspective?
[02:49] ---
Huh?
[02:50] ---
Who cares?!
[02:55] ---
Keroro & Natsumi: One Room, Sir!
[03:02] ---
There we go.
[03:05] ---
Wh-What?
[03:21] ---
What is it now?!
[03:26] ---
This place, it's...
[03:28] ---
So you have realized at last,
Lady Hinata Natsumi!
[03:31] ---
Stupid frog! Where are you?!
[03:35] ---
Here, ma'am.
[03:36] ---
Excuse me! What do you think you're doing?!
[03:39] ---
Gero gero...
[03:41] ---
Nooo... That's too bright!
[04:03] ---
What is this place?!
[04:06] ---
The Kero Ball!
[04:07] ---
Oh, it's nothing, really...
[04:09] ---
I just borrowed it for a moment,
you could say, from Master Fuyuki's room.
[04:13] ---
Put it back right now.
[04:14] ---
Don't be so hasty, Lady Natsumi!
[04:16] ---
You'd better not press your luck
with me too much right now, ma'am!
[04:20] ---
I don't know what you're talking about.
[04:23] ---
Let me explain.
[04:25] ---
Kululu?
[04:26] ---
Once you enter this space,
your power level reduces to virtually zero.
[04:31] ---
Basically, that means your
combat abilities, Hinata Natsumi,
[04:34] ---
will be gone as long as you're in here.
[04:39] ---
What?!
[04:40] ---
In other words!
[04:42] ---
With zero power level,
[04:44] ---
you have no hope of being
able to beat me in here!
[04:47] ---
And now that you can't stand against me,
[04:50] ---
it's time you learned the hard way just how
great and superior a person I am, ma'am!
SIGN VIP
[04:56] ---
Gero gero gero.
SIGN Person of Particular Tastes
SIGN An Adult's Curry
[04:58] ---
Gero gero gero!
SIGN Innovative Person
[04:59] ---
Gero gero gero.
[05:00] ---
Gero gero gero!
[05:02] ---
Incomprehensible.
[05:04] ---
Huh?! I thought her
combat abilities were gone?!
[05:08] ---
Of course they are.
[05:11] ---
Eeeeeeveryone who enters
this space turns weak.
[05:15] ---
Gero?! Then me, too?!
[05:17] ---
Mochicourse!
[05:19] ---
You were the one who said you wanted
to go in, too. What was I to do?
[05:23] ---
Come back alive!
[05:26] ---
Gero...
[05:29] ---
Okay, stupid plan over!
[05:31] ---
Give me back the Kero Ball.
[05:33] ---
We're getting out of here.
[05:35] ---
Not yet.
[05:37] ---
It's not over yet.
[05:38] ---
What?
[05:39] ---
As long as this Kero Ball is in my hands,
[05:42] ---
don't think you've won! Ma'am!
[05:45] ---
Give it back!
[05:46] ---
No, ma'am! Gerorin!
[05:48] ---
Wait!
[05:51] ---
Hey!
[05:56] ---
Stupid frog!
[05:57] ---
Take this, ma'am!
[06:03] ---
Huh?
[06:04] ---
Oops, forgot to mention.
[06:06] ---
Gero?!
[06:07] ---
In this space, you can't use the
Kero Ball for combat purposes.
[06:11] ---
You might be able to use it
for other stuff, though.
[06:14] ---
Okay, see ya! I'm taking a short trip
to Yokosuka, city of curry.
[06:23] ---
Okay, it's over! Thanks for your work!
[06:26] ---
And as for you, stupid frog,
you're on cleaning duty for the next month.
[06:33] ---
Wait... where's the exit
to this place, stupid frog?
[06:37] ---
I don't know, ma'am.
[06:39] ---
You don't know?!
[06:40] ---
Gero!
[06:42] ---
What do you mean, you don't know?
You got in here somehow!
[06:45] ---
That's true, but...
[06:47] ---
...I had Kululu's suspicious
transmission device send me here, so...
[06:51] ---
T-Transmission?
[06:52] ---
But if we just call Kululu, we'll be
able to get back right away, ma'am!
[06:56] ---
Hurry up and call him, then!
[06:58] ---
Heeeey!
[07:00] ---
Kululuuuuu!
[07:06] ---
Yokosuka!
[07:08] ---
Yokosuka!
[07:13] ---
That darned garam masala...
[07:15] ---
So he's left us hanging about here,
[07:17] ---
and gone to Yokosuka, has he, sir?
[07:20] ---
Wait, but then how are we
going to get out of here?
[07:22] ---
There's no other way but to wait
until Kululu comes back from the country.
[07:27] ---
When will he get back?
SIGN A few hours
[07:29] ---
At best, a few hours...
[07:31] ---
If he's really gone for a full-on trip...
perhaps a month.
SIGN A month
[07:34] ---
Is that a joke?!
[07:36] ---
Are you asking me to wait for a whole month
for Kululu to come back from Yokosuka?!
[07:40] ---
You think I like this, ma'am?!
Being stuck here with you?!
[07:44] ---
In the first place, this is your fault!
You were the one who brought me in here!
[07:48] ---
This is your fault, ma'am!
[07:50] ---
If you'd just made what you said
you were going to for dinner yesterday,
[07:53] ---
I would never even have
thought of this, ma'am!
[07:57] ---
What selfish things
are coming out of your mouth now?
[08:00] ---
You're just an alien from Planet Frog.
[08:01] ---
Ohhhh no, Lady Natsumi!
You don't make fun of frogs, kero!
[08:05] ---
And why not, may I ask? Go on, kero.
[08:11] ---
I hate that this is the only way
I can fight with you, kero.
[08:22] ---
Huhh... I wonder how long we've
been in here now, ma'am.
[08:25] ---
How should I know?
[08:28] ---
Come to think of it, I haven't had anything
to eat since this morning, ma'am.
[08:35] ---
Gero? That's... ChiWaWa chocolate!
[08:38] ---
Why do you have that with you, ma'am?
[08:40] ---
I told you.
[08:41] ---
ChiWaWa chocolate is my favorite.
[08:44] ---
And girls always carry something
sweet around with them.
[08:49] ---
Oho.
[08:51] ---
Is that so, ma'am?
[08:53] ---
Don't you want it?
I'll eat it all by myself, then.
[08:57] ---
I'll accept it with gratitude, ma'am!
[09:01] ---
Here.
[09:02] ---
Th-Thank you, ma'am.
[09:14] ---
Ahh, the batteries are running low!
[09:16] ---
Gero!
[09:16] ---
I know!
[09:18] ---
This Kero Ball...
[09:19] ---
L-Lady Natsumi... an amateur shouldn't
touch that thing, ma'am.
[09:23] ---
What are you talking about?
You're way more of an amateur than me.
[09:26] ---
Besides, Kululu said it before.
[09:28] ---
As long as we're in this space,
we can't use it for combat purposes.
[09:33] ---
Ooh! You're right, ma'am!
[09:35] ---
Okay, I'm going to give it a press.
[09:37] ---
Please brighten up!
SIGN Click
[09:42] ---
Yes!
[09:42] ---
Gero!
[09:46] ---
Gerori?!
[09:47] ---
What's this?!
[09:48] ---
Lady Natsumi, press the button to
turn things back to normal, ma'am!
[09:53] ---
I'll give it a try.
[09:56] ---
You dope!
[10:00] ---
I-It finally calmed down, ma'am.
[10:02] ---
Seriously, though.
[10:04] ---
Now I get a good look at it...
this really is a creepy space.
[10:08] ---
Well, it was Kululu's design sense, so...
[10:11] ---
Never mind that. Let me have a try
with the Kero Ball now, ma'am.
[10:16] ---
Nothing good happens when
I let you use it, so no.
[10:19] ---
Oh, no, no!
[10:21] ---
See, you said "Please brighten up!"
[10:23] ---
before saying "Please push the button,"
and it brightened up!
[10:26] ---
So this time, I want to attempt a
communication to seek help from Kululu!
[10:31] ---
Hello, hello!
[10:33] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu! Please respond, sir.
[10:36] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu! Please respond, sir.
[10:38] ---
Huh?
[10:39] ---
Excuse me!
[10:39] ---
That's not communication,
that's just a recording!
[10:42] ---
Give it here! I'll do it.
[10:47] ---
Huh? What?
[10:48] ---
A-An earthquake, ma'am?
[10:58] ---
What is all this?!
[11:03] ---
Wh-What on Earth?!
[11:05] ---
Gero...!
[11:11] ---
This is me!
[11:12] ---
Gero...!
SIGN Instruction Manual Massive Figure Construction Kit for People with Too Much Time on Their Hands
[11:15] ---
"Massive Figure Construction Kit for People
with Too Much Time on Their Hands."
[11:19] ---
What?!
[11:20] ---
With this kit, one push of
the button on your Kero Ball
[11:25] ---
will produce a massive figure
of the person pressing it.
[11:29] ---
So it says, ma'am.
[11:30] ---
You've gotta be kidding!
[11:32] ---
Lady Natsumi, you were the one who
pressed it. Don't blame me, ma'am!
[11:36] ---
For goodness's sake.
[11:37] ---
Then please press a different button!
[11:39] ---
Then this might go away.
[11:42] ---
Gero!
[11:43] ---
What?!
[11:46] ---
This time they're small size, ma'am!
[11:49] ---
What an item to casually tickle
the heart of the devoted fan!
[11:51] ---
Nooo, I can't take any more...
[11:55] ---
Lady Natsumi...
[11:57] ---
There's nothing to be gained by
sprawling around here, ma'am.
[12:00] ---
Then what am I supposed to do?
[12:02] ---
Well, we have nothing else to do,
[12:04] ---
so let's try putting this massive
Lady Natsumi figure together.
[12:08] ---
Huh?
[12:10] ---
Have a look at that, ma'am.
[12:15] ---
It's just an air vent.
[12:17] ---
I've just been concentrating on the
hole in the very middle, ma'am.
[12:21] ---
What about it?
[12:23] ---
You just don't get it, do you,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am?
[12:26] ---
If we could just reach that hole,
[12:29] ---
we might spot the beginnings
of some kind of escape!
[12:31] ---
In other words! We put this
massive Natsumi figure together,
[12:35] ---
climb up to the top,
[12:36] ---
and escape through that hole, ma'am!
[12:39] ---
What are you saying?!
[12:40] ---
I am totally against putting
this thing together.
[12:43] ---
It's embarrassing.
[12:44] ---
Excuse me! Now isn't the time to be getting
embarrassed, is it, ma'am?!
[12:49] ---
This is the chance of escape
given to us by the Kero Ball!
[12:56] ---
All right, fine!
[12:58] ---
We'll do it, then! Fine!
[13:00] ---
That's the way, Lady Natsumi!
[13:01] ---
Let's begin construction right away, ma'am!
[13:09] ---
Yeaaah!
[13:11] ---
That's the place!
[13:20] ---
I-It's complete, ma'am...
[13:23] ---
What can I say? This feels truly weird.
[13:26] ---
Doesn't matter! Let's just get on
with climbing it, ma'am!
[13:42] ---
G-Gero!
[13:44] ---
A-Are you okay?
[13:59] ---
We made it!
[13:59] ---
So tired...
[14:03] ---
Ahh, it's no good. I can't reach.
[14:05] ---
Lady Natsumi, why not lift me
on your shoulders, ma'am?
[14:09] ---
You?
[14:11] ---
I'll get up through the hole first,
[14:14] ---
and pull you up after me, ma'am!
[14:17] ---
I see. Okay!
[14:21] ---
Here we go!
[14:21] ---
Ready, ma'am!
[14:31] ---
Gero.
[14:32] ---
I... I'm out, sir...
[14:36] ---
Th-This is...
[14:39] ---
Hey, hello? How does it look?
[14:42] ---
It's some kind of long passage, ma'am.
[14:45] ---
That's great! If we follow that path,
we might be able to get out somewhere!
[14:49] ---
Okay, Lady Natsumi, grab my hand!
[14:52] ---
Okay!
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L-Lady Natsumi...
SIGN Hashi
Yoshifuji Motors
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Gero...
[15:32] ---
Where am I?
[15:39] ---
I can't believe I drifted
all the way out here.
[15:43] ---
Gero?
[15:44] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[15:48] ---
Lady Natsumi's apron...
[15:50] ---
Oh, right.
[15:52] ---
Lady Natsumi is a master of
swimming, as Pekoponians go.
[15:56] ---
She must have left me behind,
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gone home already, and be making
the pasta for dinner, sir!
[16:01] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[16:06] ---
I'm home, sir!
[16:08] ---
Welcome back, Sarge!
[16:10] ---
I thought you were with Sis?
[16:12] ---
Lady Natsumi came back
before me, didn't she, sir?
[16:15] ---
No...
[16:16] ---
She's not back yet.
[16:19] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[16:23] ---
I knew it. She was making
the sauce for the pasta, sir.
[16:27] ---
Let's see. Will it be a meat sauce, sir?
[16:30] ---
Or a cream sauce?
[16:34] ---
It's...
[16:38] ---
Lady Natsumi...
[16:40] ---
She was actually...
making a curry just the way I...
[16:45] ---
What's the matter, Corporal Giroro, sir?
[16:47] ---
N-No, I...
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There was some strange stuff that had
fallen into that canal over there.
[16:52] ---
I thought it would be bad for it to fall into
Pekoponian hands, so I just recovered it.
[17:01] ---
Th-This is...
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Don't tell me...
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Lady Natsumi...
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I can't move with this in the way...
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Stupid frog!!
[17:27] ---
Ah!
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Kululu! I thought you'd gone to Yokosuka?
[17:30] ---
And now I'm back.
[17:32] ---
More importantly,
have you seen Lady Natsumi, sir?
[17:35] ---
Wasn't she with you, commander?
Hinata Natsumi.
[17:38] ---
No... we split up, you see, sir.
[17:40] ---
In that case, she's probably still
in that space, don't you think?
[17:44] ---
I don't think it's a great idea
to leave her there.
[17:47] ---
I built that space under Midori River, see.
[17:50] ---
When evening comes, the water gates open,
[17:53] ---
and water will come rushing in
through the ceiling.
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Gero!
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I made my way out carried
by the water currents, sir!
[18:00] ---
Then I guess they already opened!
[18:05] ---
Please tell me that sooner!
[18:07] ---
Lady Natsumi! Lady Natsumi!
[18:10] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[18:13] ---
Stupid frog...
[18:15] ---
Lady Natsumiiiiiiiiiii!
[18:30] ---
Stupid... frog...
[18:42] ---
Lady Natsumiiii!
[18:48] ---
Lady Natsumi!
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Lady Natsumi!!
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Lady Natsumi! I'm sorry, ma'am!
[19:22] ---
It was all my fault, ma'am!
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This thing...
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This thing...!
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Who needs you, sir?!
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Lady Natsumi!
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I won't be selfish anymore...
or go on about how I want curry instead...
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Just, please! I want you to wake up, ma'am!
[20:10] ---
You can stop now, stupid frog.
[20:14] ---
L-Lady Natsumi!
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Honestly. It's evening already!
[20:19] ---
And we've ended up all the way out here!
[20:23] ---
A-Are you okay, ma'am?
[20:25] ---
Of course I am. Let's go home.
[20:33] ---
And I'm taking this back, okay?
[20:35] ---
Lady Natsumi...
[20:38] ---
U-Um...
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I'm sorry, ma'am!
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I never dreamed that dinner tonight would
be curry with ChiWaWa chocolate in it.
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I didn't do it because
you told me to or anything.
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Ahh, I'm so hungry!
[20:53] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[20:54] ---
Then...
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...let's go home and all
eat curry together, ma'am!
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You stay here.
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Huh? Why?
[21:02] ---
Look.
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We can't leave it like that, can we?
[21:12] ---
No coming home until you've
totally cleaned it all up.
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Gyoeeeeee!
[21:17] ---
Nooooooooo!
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I can't do all this on my own, ma'am!
[21:20] ---
I don't care.
[21:22] ---
Please forgive me, ma'am!
[21:23] ---
Sergeant Keroro's ambition, which had
absolutely nothing to do with invasion,
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was finally extinguished here.
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But the curry he ate afterwards
was apparently very delicious.
[21:33] ---
Gero!
SIGN With Chocolate
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
My machine, the KRR Special!
SIGN Rub Rub Rub
SIGN Scratch Scratch Scratch
[23:11] ---
I got defrauded on a Net auction and
got landed with a piece of junk,
SIGN Ultimatum
[23:15] ---
but I've been fixing it slowly,
and it's completely regenerated!
[23:17] ---
Although it explodes
dramatically in the opening.
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Never mind that!
Write me a letter from time to time!
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"Meruru: You've Got Mail, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Fuyuki: A Break in the Parking Area, Sir!"
SIGN Curries
SIGN Rice Bowls
SIGN Return Dishes Here
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These two episodes. How's that?
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Ge-Gero!
E228 - Meruru: You've Got Mail, Sir! / Fuyuki: A Break in the Parking Area, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:31] ---
Our normal lifestyles
[01:33] ---
are actually made possible because of
the great efforts of various people.
[01:36] ---
For example, the mail carrier.
[01:41] ---
Coming!
[01:42] ---
Huh?
[01:44] ---
Hello!
[01:45] ---
Who are you?
[01:47] ---
I'm from the Toad Nebula's 58th planet, Keron,
and I work for the Postal Service
SIGN Toad Nebula
58th Planet
Keron
SIGN Postal Service
SIGN Regional Superintendent
of the Space Frontier
[01:53] ---
as the regional superintendent
of the space frontier.
SIGN Mail Carrier
SIGN Meruru, the Shooting Star
[01:56] ---
People call me Meruru, the Shooting Star!
[02:02] ---
Meruru: You've Got Mail, Sir!
[02:09] ---
You came all this way from
Keron for the stupid frog?
[02:12] ---
But Keron is scientifically advanced,
[02:16] ---
so couldn't you have contacted him
without making the trip?
[02:20] ---
Some people on Keron thought that way.
They said letters were a thing of the past.
[02:25] ---
But in the end, they understood that
there are some things you can only
[02:29] ---
express in a letter.
[02:30] ---
That's true.
[02:32] ---
Certainly, a love letter isn't meaningful
if you send it to someone via text.
[02:35] ---
Huh? Have you ever received
a love letter, Sis?
[02:38] ---
I-It's just an example!
[02:41] ---
These days, when you have something
really important to get across,
[02:44] ---
doing it by letter has become
common practice on Keron.
[02:48] ---
Huh. I wonder what's so important
to tell the stupid frog.
[02:53] ---
It couldn't be a love letter, right?
[02:55] ---
Who's it from?
[02:57] ---
That's a secret.
[02:59] ---
It's my job to give it to
the recipient directly.
[03:02] ---
I see.
[03:04] ---
A letter for Keroro?
[03:08] ---
Oh, boy. I bought a lot on impulse.
SIGN Portable Investigator
[03:11] ---
I love this feeling of excitement.
SIGN Portable Investigator
[03:15] ---
Keroro!
[03:17] ---
This is no time to go on
a carefree shopping spree!
[03:19] ---
What the heck?! You're spoiling my mood!
[03:22] ---
There's a mail carrier here
with a letter for you!
[03:27] ---
Maybe I won the
Space Shonen Alpha sweepstakes!
SIGN Alpha A
[03:31] ---
It's a letter delivered by
the mail carrier herself!
[03:34] ---
It's not gonna be anything
as frivolous as that!
[03:36] ---
I bet it's...
[03:37] ---
Giroro, you know something about it?
[03:40] ---
Do I ever! And you must know
what it's about, too!
[03:44] ---
Really? I have no idea.
[03:45] ---
The Pekopon invasion, which hasn't
seen one whit of progress!
[03:48] ---
Gero!
[03:49] ---
I bet Keron HQ is tired of waiting,
SIGN Ultimatum
[03:52] ---
and this letter is their ultimatum!
[03:54] ---
Gero-yikes! I'm in hot water!
[03:57] ---
Piyaparapiya!
[03:58] ---
That's what I've been trying to tell you!
[04:01] ---
All right, since it's come to this...
[04:03] ---
Then you intend to invade Pekopon
with a swift surprise attack?!
[04:07] ---
No. Since it's come to this,
[04:10] ---
I'm totally going to hide
from the mail carrier,
[04:12] ---
so HQ's ultimatum
technically won't exist!
[04:17] ---
We're all goners...
[04:20] ---
I expect Sarge to be back any minute now.
[04:24] ---
I'm used to waiting.
[04:26] ---
Maybe he's in the underground base.
[04:28] ---
Let's go look.
[04:29] ---
Yeah.
[04:30] ---
Sure!
SIGN Autumn Wind Gun
[04:32] ---
The Autumn Wind Gun!
[04:35] ---
Whoever gets hit with its ray
becomes like Dororo-senpai.
[04:39] ---
Oh? Becomes like me?
[04:41] ---
I suppose it means they sort
of fade into the background.
[04:44] ---
Fade?!
[04:45] ---
Mochicourse!
[04:46] ---
Even if they're right in front of you, their
presence will disappear so you won't notice them!
[04:50] ---
Disappear?!
[04:51] ---
Or, like, almost vanished?
[04:54] ---
Vanished?!
[04:55] ---
Anyway, let's do it now!
[04:55] ---
Vanished...?
[04:57] ---
As you wish! Click!
[05:01] ---
Gero!
[05:08] ---
Gero?
[05:09] ---
I don't feel any different...
[05:11] ---
Keroro disappeared!
[05:13] ---
Keroro, come back!
[05:15] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[05:16] ---
Uncle!
[05:17] ---
Or, like, truly vanished?
[05:19] ---
Everyone seems to be acting a little fake.
[05:23] ---
If you get hit by this gun's ray,
your physical body remains,
[05:27] ---
but it's hard for people
to register your presence.
[05:29] ---
Keroro!
[05:30] ---
Where are you, Mr. Sergeant?!
[05:33] ---
Uncle!
[05:35] ---
This is pretty extreme.
[05:37] ---
You really can't see me?
[05:39] ---
Look, as proof...
SIGN Dororo's Sign
[05:42] ---
I-Incredible!
[05:45] ---
Then she'll never be able to find me!
[05:47] ---
Don't say that!
[05:49] ---
Apparently, his loud voice gave him away.
[05:53] ---
Is Sarge here?
[05:54] ---
Special delivery!
[05:56] ---
Gerohcrap!
[05:57] ---
There!
[05:58] ---
Gero!
[05:59] ---
Huh? Sarge isn't back yet.
[06:02] ---
Would somebody tell the stupid frog
to get back here on the double?
[06:05] ---
Yeah...
[06:07] ---
Um, where do you think Keroro is?
[06:10] ---
I don't know...
[06:12] ---
Is he hiding around here?
[06:14] ---
No, he's not hiding! As you can see,
he's not here! As you can see!
[06:18] ---
Yes, I can see!
[06:20] ---
Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun
still don't notice him?
[06:24] ---
In that case...
[06:26] ---
No matter what the situation, I always
deliver the letter to the recipient.
[06:30] ---
That's my duty as a mail carrier.
[06:34] ---
This space bike has a
powerful active sonar built in
[06:37] ---
that tracks down the recipient
for occasions like this.
[06:43] ---
Let's use it to search for Keroro-san.
[06:53] ---
Ow!
[06:55] ---
There was a response?
[06:56] ---
I-It can't be!
[06:57] ---
It looks like your device is out of order.
[07:00] ---
I really don't think...
[07:01] ---
It has to be broken!
[07:03] ---
Then I'll turn the power up to
the max and try it once more.
[07:08] ---
Ow! Ow! Ow!
[07:11] ---
I'm gonna eat you!
[07:13] ---
Sarge!
[07:14] ---
Panicking?
[07:15] ---
So you found me?
[07:18] ---
Gero!
[07:18] ---
Special delivery!
[07:20] ---
Please take this and sign it with your seal!
[07:24] ---
With apologies to you, Lady Mail Carrier,
[07:26] ---
I can't accept that letter!
[07:35] ---
Now that she has found him,
he will never be able to get away.
[07:37] ---
The motto of Keronian mail carriers is "We
deliver the letters, come hell or high water."
[07:44] ---
Or, like, wasted escape?
[07:45] ---
Everyone has their own reasons
for doing what they do.
[07:48] ---
It's nothing to cry about.
[07:56] ---
Kululu! Anything is okay!
[07:58] ---
But sabotage her bike!
[08:00] ---
Roger! But this'll cost you!
[08:05] ---
Keroro-san! Special delivery!
[08:13] ---
I don't have a grudge
against mail carriers...
[08:16] ---
...but when it comes to
my dear Mr. Sergeant...
SIGN Faaaart
[08:26] ---
This is nothing!
[08:33] ---
She got away!
[08:36] ---
Tama!
[08:37] ---
This is...
[08:39] ---
It spread...
[08:43] ---
He evacuated!
[08:47] ---
Sorry, but I have to interfere!
[09:05] ---
You live up to the reputation
of Keronian mail carriers!
[09:08] ---
But you're not faster than...
[09:10] ---
She anticipated my attack!
[09:12] ---
Phew! Looks like I lost her.
[09:17] ---
Gero!
[09:35] ---
Gero?
[09:36] ---
Keroro-san, are you okay?
[09:42] ---
Gero...
[09:46] ---
All right, I made my delivery.
[09:48] ---
Gero...
[09:49] ---
Sorry for the trouble.
[09:50] ---
Sarge, you shouldn't have run away.
[09:52] ---
But now that he's accepted
the letter, we'll...
[09:55] ---
Don't cry, Giroro. I was mentally
prepared for this outcome.
[09:59] ---
It has to be an ultimatum from HQ...
[10:02] ---
Gero? It isn't from Keron Army HQ.
[10:05] ---
What?! Then who is it from?!
SIGN Shipepe
[10:07] ---
Shipepe!
[10:08] ---
Remember, we went to
training school together.
[10:10] ---
Yeah! That makes me feel nostalgic.
[10:12] ---
I'll give you nostalgic!
[10:14] ---
I put Lady Meruru through the wringer
because you jumped to conclusions!
[10:19] ---
Y-You're responsible, too...
[10:21] ---
...but I'm sorry!
[10:22] ---
He's right! I was convinced it was from
the Keron Army, and just...
[10:24] ---
I'm sorry!
[10:25] ---
I apologize!
[10:27] ---
That's okay.
[10:29] ---
A letter from an old friend.
[10:31] ---
Thank you for delivering it, Lady Meruru.
[10:34] ---
You're welcome.
[10:35] ---
Hey, Sarge. If you don't mind, read it to us.
[10:38] ---
Roger.
[10:40] ---
Let's see...
[10:43] ---
What's this?
[10:44] ---
"Keroro-kun, the day we before graduated
from our childhood training center,
[10:48] ---
the ramen we had together was
really delicious, wasn't it?"
[10:51] ---
I remember that...
[10:53] ---
You had ramen without telling me? So mean!
[10:57] ---
"And I remembered something about that day.
SIGN Check
[11:00] ---
I believe you never did pay me back for
putting up the money for your ramen."
SIGN Check
[11:06] ---
No, I did pay him back...
[11:08] ---
Whichever...
[11:12] ---
So it was all a misunderstanding,
[11:14] ---
but you have to be grateful to a mail carrier
[11:17] ---
who delivers letters from
one person to another.
[11:20] ---
Special delivery!
[11:30] ---
Do you sometimes fight with
someone in your family?
[11:35] ---
Jeez, don't make me tell you again!
[11:37] ---
Please don't!
[11:38] ---
Gero?
[11:39] ---
With Mom out a lot,
we have to be more mature!
[11:42] ---
Mom has nothing to do with this!
[11:44] ---
It's just weird for you to nag me so much!
[11:48] ---
I wish I didn't have to nag you like this!
[11:50] ---
Then just don't!
[11:53] ---
Internal strife is an ugly thing. However...
[11:56] ---
...since she isn't paying attention to me
right now, I can focus on my work.
[12:00] ---
I've had enough!
[12:01] ---
I'm not making dinner for you!
[12:03] ---
That's fine. I can find
something to eat on my own.
[12:08] ---
Fuyuki: A Break in the Parking Area, Sir!
[12:17] ---
It sure is swell.
[12:19] ---
It was worth the trouble of repairing it.
[12:23] ---
Sheesh, Sis...
[12:25] ---
She takes everything so seriously.
[12:27] ---
Acting like a tyrant just because
she's a little older.
[12:29] ---
I'd like to get a word in
edgewise once in a while.
[12:35] ---
I know. I'll pay Sarge a visit.
[12:39] ---
Sarge!
[12:40] ---
Yahoo!
[12:43] ---
What are you doing?
[12:44] ---
Oh, Master Fuyuki.
[12:46] ---
I just finished repairing my beloved vehicle!
[12:49] ---
Huh...
[12:51] ---
And now I'll take it out for a spin!
[12:54] ---
W-Wait, Sarge...
[12:56] ---
L-Listen...
[12:58] ---
Gero?
[13:01] ---
Yahoo!
[13:04] ---
It's unusual for you to ask me
for a ride, Master Fuyuki.
[13:09] ---
Well, once in a while...
[13:10] ---
Has something unpleasant happened?
[13:13] ---
No, not especially.
[13:15] ---
Well, either way,
this will brighten your mood.
[13:20] ---
So, shall we take the usual course?
[13:23] ---
Usual course?
[13:29] ---
Perpendicular downhill at a speed of 500 R!
[13:35] ---
Yahoo!
[13:37] ---
Sarge, ahead of us! Slow down!
[13:43] ---
Perpendicular hill climb!
[13:50] ---
Shall I heat the bento?
[13:52] ---
No, that's okay.
[13:57] ---
Thank you!
[14:00] ---
It'd be boring if I just
made enough for myself.
[14:11] ---
Wow! Getting to see the freeway from above...
[14:15] ---
Gero gerori...
[14:17] ---
Shall we have some tea?
SIGN Compact Flying Saucers
[14:35] ---
Well, here we are.
[14:38] ---
Huh? Where are we?
[14:47] ---
Whoa. It's like a sci-fi world.
[14:50] ---
This is Pekopon-zaka Parking Area.
[14:53] ---
It's a rest spot for aliens
who are stationed on Pekopon.
[14:57] ---
Then maybe I shouldn't be here?
[15:00] ---
It's okay.
[15:03] ---
Put these on, and you'll pass as an alien.
[15:07] ---
I don't know about this...
[15:10] ---
Hey, look at that!
[15:12] ---
S-Sarge, I'm not fooling anyone!
[15:16] ---
Look at this. A KRR Special!
[15:18] ---
Seriously?! Awesome!
[15:20] ---
They don't even make these anymore!
[15:22] ---
It's super-rare and super-sweet,
I kid you not!
SIGN Heeheehee Go on...
[15:28] ---
Gero? This anti-gravity sound...
[15:30] ---
Wow! Another KRR Special!
[15:33] ---
Seriously?! Two of 'em
right next to each other!
[15:38] ---
Cool saucer!
[15:41] ---
Did you change the exterior?
[15:42] ---
I bought it from a collector.
[15:46] ---
1,200,000, with zero flight kilometers.
[15:48] ---
Gero?!
[15:50] ---
Is that one yours?
[15:51] ---
Y-Yes, actually...
[15:55] ---
Th-They're nice, aren't they? KRRs...
[15:58] ---
The registration number's been shaved off.
[16:00] ---
Although I don't see any trouble,
as long as I fly it around Pekopon.
[16:04] ---
Gero...
[16:13] ---
You're the Mojaranian I met that one time!
[16:16] ---
What a surprise! You're that Keronian!
[16:20] ---
This was a long time ago,
[16:21] ---
but when Sergeant Keroro's bike stalled out,
[16:25] ---
he had a brief but cool exchange
with this Mojaranian,
[16:27] ---
even though their races are
supposed to be enemies.
[16:31] ---
Th-Thank you for last time.
[16:34] ---
Did you make it home safely after that?
[16:37] ---
Jeez, as bungling as Keronians are,
they've got the devil's own luck.
SIGN Snap
[16:42] ---
Maybe we're bunglers in private,
but the Keron Army doesn't fool around!
[16:46] ---
Hmm? I hear that in the
Siege of the Zaro System,
[16:49] ---
you Keronians couldn't even fight because
you forgot to put explosives in your missiles.
[16:53] ---
Don't forget that the Keron Army
has more wins than losses!
[16:57] ---
You know as well as I do that
when it comes to invading planets,
[17:01] ---
the Mojaranian Army is number one.
[17:03] ---
Sure, your army is good at sneak attacks,
[17:05] ---
so brag all you like! It doesn't bother me!
SIGN Rub Rub Rub
SIGN Scratch Scratch Scratch
[17:14] ---
You're scruffy!
[17:15] ---
Cut it out, you two!
[17:17] ---
Everyone's watching!
[17:21] ---
We did it again!
[17:23] ---
Sorry about that. Forget what I said.
[17:25] ---
Sheesh. My short fuse got the better of me.
[17:29] ---
Guess I felt defensive
after quitting the army.
[17:33] ---
Gero? You quit the army?
SIGN Set Meal
[17:42] ---
All right. Hey, this is on me.
[17:45] ---
Th-Thank you, sir.
[17:47] ---
Thank you.
[17:49] ---
So they serve Earth ramen.
SIGN Rice Bowls
SIGN Return Dishes Here
[17:51] ---
Is your invasion going well?
[17:54] ---
Well, it's so-so, I suppose...
[17:57] ---
But why did you quit the army?
[18:00] ---
It's a long story.
[18:02] ---
Explaining would only be a waste of words.
[18:04] ---
I'm leaving Pekopon next month.
[18:07] ---
So I figured I'd enjoy my time
sightseeing on the planet 'til then.
SIGN Curries
SIGN Rice Bowls
SIGN Return Dishes Here
[18:13] ---
Hey, Noichori-san!
[18:16] ---
Gero?
[18:18] ---
Gero! Another enemy species!
SIGN Enemy Species
[18:21] ---
You're here again?
[18:22] ---
Must be nice having so much free time.
[18:24] ---
Gero! That one, too!
[18:25] ---
You guys can't talk!
[18:29] ---
How goes the invasion?
[18:30] ---
Don't even ask!
[18:32] ---
Same here.
[18:34] ---
I'm glad they didn't get the jump on me.
[18:37] ---
Oh, sorry. They're not bad guys.
[18:40] ---
No need to be nervous, Pekoponian kid.
[18:42] ---
Huh? Sarge, he can tell!
[18:44] ---
Gero!
[18:47] ---
Nothing to worry about!
[18:48] ---
This is the nonpareil parking kitchen.
You can eat in peace here.
SIGN Curries
SIGN Rice Bowls
SIGN Return Dishes Here
[18:51] ---
Gero.
[18:52] ---
Okay.
[18:53] ---
Thank you!
SIGN House Brand
Sugar-free
SIGN Curries
SIGN Rice Bowls
SIGN Return Dishes Here
[19:07] ---
Why is it...?
[19:09] ---
Even though it's ordinary,
unremarkable ramen,
[19:12] ---
it's delicious.
SIGN House Brand Sugar-free
[19:15] ---
I wonder what Sis is doing...
[19:18] ---
What's wrong, Master Fuyuki?
[19:22] ---
It's nothing.
[19:24] ---
But...
[19:25] ---
...it's kind of nice eating
together like this.
[19:29] ---
You're right!
[19:36] ---
Goodbye!
[19:44] ---
Well, shall we go home, too?
[19:48] ---
Hey, Sarge.
[19:49] ---
Gero?
[19:50] ---
Is it okay if I buy Sis a souvenir?
[19:54] ---
Of course!
[19:57] ---
Huh? The person from before...
[19:58] ---
Gero?
[20:00] ---
He's staring at your bike again.
[20:01] ---
I wish he would stop. It's embarrassing me.
[20:05] ---
Gero!
[20:13] ---
I can tell you treasure it.
[20:17] ---
Yours is cooler than mine.
[20:26] ---
Good for you, Sarge.
That was a nice compliment.
SIGN Pekopon-zaka Parking Area Pekopon Undercover Alien Society
[20:31] ---
Well, let's buy a souvenir for Lady Natsumi.
[20:35] ---
Yeah! I wonder what would be good...
SIGN Egg
[20:42] ---
I'm back!
[20:46] ---
Fuyuki!
[20:47] ---
Sis...
[20:49] ---
You're late! Where were you?
[20:51] ---
Yeah. Sis...
[20:53] ---
Sorry about before.
[20:55] ---
Fuyuki...
[20:57] ---
Sure...
[20:58] ---
Maybe I was a little harsh, too.
SIGN Space Shingen Mochi
[21:05] ---
Here, a souvenir.
[21:07] ---
Shingen mochi?
[21:09] ---
Yeah.
[21:10] ---
Well, whatever. Let's all eat it together.
SIGN Space Shingen Mochi
[21:18] ---
What is this?!
[21:19] ---
It's...
[21:21] ---
It seems you bought the space Shingen mochi.
[21:26] ---
It's nothing to laugh about!
[21:28] ---
It may be a good idea to take a break
in a parking area once in a while.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
The mysterious Master 326.
Nobody knows his address or his family,
SIGN He may be an enemy alien!
SIGN We may be able to use this for the invasion!
[23:13] ---
and his alter ego is the
mysterious idol, 623.
[23:15] ---
His family name is a mystery, too!
[23:17] ---
That aside, aren't 326
and 556 kind of similar?
[23:21] ---
"Keroro: Verbal Lethal Fist, Sir!"
[23:24] ---
"326 & Kululu: Silent Battle, Sir!"
SIGN Deep silence, cutting through
the very stone of a quiet box
[23:29] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E229 - Keroro: Verbal Lethal Fist, Sir! / 326 & Kululu: Silent Battle, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
SIGN Major Study! 100th Anniversary of the Tunguska Event!
[01:32] ---
The mysterious explosion had a radius
of approximately 30 kilometers.
[01:36] ---
Afterwards, the Tunguska Event
would spawn many theories.
SIGN Major Study! 100th Anniversary of the Tunguska Event!
[01:44] ---
No meteor fragments have been
discovered, as of yet.
[01:48] ---
However, going by the scale of the impact,
SIGN Recreation
[01:52] ---
it's thought that a celestial body
[01:54] ---
with a 100,000 ton mass and 100 meter
diameter exploded in mid-air.
SIGN Recreation
SIGN Silence
[02:14] ---
What the...? Sound has disappeared.
[02:17] ---
But since you can hear my voice,
[02:19] ---
there probably isn't a problem
with your TV or the broadcast.
[02:25] ---
So what's going on here?
[02:31] ---
Keroro: Verbal Lethal Fist, Sir!
[02:42] ---
"You're behind this sound
disappearance, aren't you?"
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[02:49] ---
"I have no idea what this is about, either..."
SIGN I don't know if I believe that...
SIGN I-It's true...
[02:54] ---
So it's not just the sounds around them.
[02:57] ---
Their voices are gone, too!
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:02] ---
"Don't bother playing dumb."
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:04] ---
"I'm innocent!!" Really?
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:09] ---
"Nobody but you would do
something like this!"
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:12] ---
"I can't stand it when you
blame everything on me!"
[03:16] ---
Well, true...
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
[03:24] ---
Um, it seems like they're
both rather frustrated...
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble Scribble
SIGN Pant Pant Pant Pant
[03:28] ---
...so from this point on,
[03:30] ---
please allow me to read their lines for them.
[03:34] ---
If it wasn't you, then who did this?!
[03:37] ---
There must be some other explanation for it.
[03:40] ---
Levelheaded as always, Master Fuyuki!
[03:42] ---
The Keroro Platoon will do everything
in its power to investigate!
SIGN Investigating with Everything They've Got
[03:49] ---
No good.
[03:50] ---
Sound is gone everywhere.
[03:54] ---
It seems sounds are out
all over the Inner-Tokyo area.
[03:58] ---
I do not hate silence,
but this is too quiet...
[04:02] ---
This is probably the work of an enemy alien.
[04:07] ---
About that...
[04:09] ---
I looked into miscreants capable
of creating this chaos,
[04:12] ---
but didn't get any hits from my database.
[04:16] ---
Then what's going to happen?
[04:19] ---
We shall have to keep relying on
Master Narrator for our dialogue, at least.
[04:24] ---
I never really noticed before,
[04:26] ---
but I'm grateful to have narration now.
[04:29] ---
Now that sound is gone,
it's the first time I've noticed it.
[04:32] ---
And he's got a pretty good voice.
[04:36] ---
Master Narrator always does his best,
even while working in the shadows.
[04:39] ---
I'm grateful, sir!
[04:41] ---
Thank you...
[04:42] ---
...Narration-san!
[04:46] ---
You didn't actually say that, did you?
[04:48] ---
S-Sorry. I got a little carried away.
[04:52] ---
Huh? What's wrong, Natsumi-chan?
[04:55] ---
"623 Radio is about to start!"
SIGN Radio Inner-Tokyo
SIGN You won't be able to do the show! What do we do?!
SIGN This is awful!
SIGN Do something!
[05:09] ---
Have you noticed my presence
within this silence?
[05:15] ---
So you are my opponent this time.
SIGN Silence
[05:20] ---
2008 A.D.
[05:22] ---
Inner-Tokyo experienced the unprecedented
phenomenon of all sound disappearing.
SIGN Emergency Meeting!!
[05:26] ---
Huh? Wait a second. Who are you?
[05:29] ---
I'm the narrator here!
[05:31] ---
Disappearing sound.
[05:33] ---
The situation brings on anxiety,
[05:36] ---
irritation, and confusion to the human race.
[05:39] ---
Hey! You're not ignoring me, are you?!
SIGN How can we have a meeting at a time like this?
SIGN An enemy alien may be responsible!
SIGN All you do is complain. You never have any ideas.
SIGN I could say the same for you.
SIGN There it is. The guy who acts big when he's anonymous.
[05:52] ---
Speculation about the abnormal circumstances
leads to a heated debate.
SIGN But not many are like that. Either way, people who need computers are self-sufficient.
SIGN Both types are like geek shut-ins.
SIGN I don't have respect for anyone unless I can see their face!
SIGN You can't get compassion from the internet.
SIGN Youngsters these days don't have energy, and you don't have some bozo yelling at them to throw away their PC and go outside, either.
[05:55] ---
As a result...
SIGN Although there are commercials that yell at the kids...
SIGN Gasoline, butter, cheese, and ramen are expensive!
SIGN Anyway, why are Sun Sheets so flimsy?
[06:01] ---
...abusive words are hurled at each other.
[06:03] ---
But in a world without sound...
[06:06] ---
...they are in vain, absorbed by silence.
SIGN Ping!!
[06:13] ---
However, inspiration strikes.
[06:15] ---
Will he invite them to join in salvation?
SIGN We may be able to use this for the invasion!
SIGN What?!
SIGN Messages written on a computer
SIGN are often insulting!
[06:28] ---
In the history of humanity,
SIGN Hmm... True...
[06:30] ---
how many wars have been started
SIGN It's easy to start a fight while chatting or on a bulletin board.
[06:34] ---
through words typed into a computer?
SIGN We'll make the Pekoponians cry "Uncle!" with damage inflicted on them with words written on a computer!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama...
[06:42] ---
Morale rises after the
new strategy is explained.
[06:45] ---
Their Resonance flashes across the screen.
SIGN Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN 623-san's radio show...
SIGN What do you want, stupid frog?!
SIGN Gero gero gero... Lady Natsumi!!
SIGN Prepare yourself!
SIGN What do you want, stupid frog?!
SIGN Fury
[07:31] ---
The advancement of humanity and
the weapons that go along with it.
SIGN Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[07:35] ---
If one of them is words,
[07:38] ---
by becoming characters,
they can produce further destruction.
SIGN Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[07:50] ---
Just what is written there
need not concern us for the moment.
[07:57] ---
What we should recognize
[07:59] ---
is the fury that
Sergeant Keroro's words instill
[08:02] ---
in Hinata Natsumi
when he shows them to her.
[08:09] ---
And sadness, as well.
SIGN Th-That's cruel!
SIGN D-Don't... How could you say that?!
[08:20] ---
And blushing cheeks.
SIGN E...
SIGN Enough! Stop it!
[08:28] ---
That is truly...
[08:30] ---
...using words to violate someone's mind.
[08:33] ---
Is there a way left
[08:36] ---
for the human race to escape
this nefarious attack?
SIGN Cut it out, Sarge!
SIGN Cut it out, Sarge!
[08:49] ---
"Writing things like that
is only going to cause a fight."
SIGN If you put a "forgive me" symbol in at the end, it probably won't turn into a fight.
[09:14] ---
"Created by the human race"...
[09:16] ---
If that expression is adequate,
[09:18] ---
words have already become independent of us
[09:22] ---
and have begun walking naturally
down the path of evolution.
SIGN Dear Sarge, Thank you for always being my friend. I'm counting on our continued friendship.
[09:47] ---
I feel the same way!
[09:51] ---
Sound is back!
[09:53] ---
Yeah, it is! Thank goodness!
[10:04] ---
Through many sacrifices
over the years, humanity,
[10:08] ---
which only knows how to
use tools and make war,
[10:11] ---
has learned a new method
of developing harmony.
[10:15] ---
Well, all's well that ends well!
[10:19] ---
Gero!
[10:20] ---
Stop right there, stupid frog!
[10:25] ---
I haven't forgotten what you wrote before!
[10:28] ---
Gero!
[10:35] ---
It looks like one tale has ended.
[10:38] ---
However, a mystery still remains.
[10:42] ---
What phenomenon caused
the sound to disappear?
[11:05] ---
It's unusual for you to be around here.
[11:07] ---
All sound disappeared
in the area recently, right?
[11:12] ---
I thought maybe you knew something about it.
[11:15] ---
Beats me. But it was tough, since it
happened right before I went on the air.
[11:19] ---
Although I got lucky and was able
to take a day off because of it.
[11:26] ---
By the way, about the
Reality Pen I lent you...
[11:30] ---
Saburo-senpai!
[11:33] ---
Natsumi-chan...
[11:36] ---
U-Um...
[11:38] ---
If you don't mind, maybe we could walk to...
[11:42] ---
What happened to your nose?
[11:45] ---
Sorry. I'm in a hurry today.
[11:49] ---
I'll see you later, Natsumi-chan!
[11:56] ---
Saburo-senpai?
[12:04] ---
326 & Kululu: Silent Battle, Sir!
[12:10] ---
Yeah, I guess
[12:12] ---
words and characters aren't the way to go...
[12:15] ---
Let's use a more direct approach next time.
[12:18] ---
Before that, we need to search for the cause
of the phenomenon that blotted out all sound.
[12:23] ---
I wonder what that was...
[12:26] ---
Or, like, onset unknown?
[12:28] ---
Or, like, I wasn't asking you!
[12:31] ---
All you do is repeat what everyone knows...
[12:32] ---
Get lost!
[12:33] ---
Kululu, did you figure out anything?
[12:38] ---
Kululu-senpai?
[12:40] ---
Come on, man! You gotta listen!
[12:45] ---
What is this?!
[12:47] ---
The same as last time! Sound is...
[12:54] ---
Gero?!
[12:56] ---
Sound is gone again!
[12:58] ---
What the heck is going on?!
[13:00] ---
Geroro...
[13:02] ---
Kululu! Analyze the cause...
[13:05] ---
He's not here!
SIGN Silence
[13:12] ---
Just as I thought...
[13:14] ---
Right after the phenomenon appeared,
[13:16] ---
an extremely high level of energy was
emitted from Saburo's Reality Pen.
[13:20] ---
What the heck is he up to?
[13:25] ---
That's...
SIGN The Voyage of Love and the Springtime of Life
SIGN I'm an Alien
[13:37] ---
This is...
SIGN Trembling With Sorrow
[13:56] ---
My silence
[13:58] ---
will purify this planet
that is polluted by noise.
[14:03] ---
By the Quietite!
SIGN My silence will purify this planet that is polluted by noise.
[14:07] ---
Listen carefully to your heart.
[14:09] ---
Even amid the noisiest of noise,
[14:12] ---
true songs are playing!
SIGN Listen carefully to your heart. Even amid the noisiest of noise, true songs are playing!
[14:14] ---
By 623!
SIGN My silence will purify this planet that is polluted by noise.
[14:27] ---
Pretty impressive, warrior 623.
SIGN Purify
[14:32] ---
What can I say?
SIGN Purify
[14:33] ---
After all, Earth's fate lies in the balance.
[14:36] ---
So I'd better do my best.
[14:39] ---
Our final match will be tomorrow night.
[14:41] ---
If I win, per our agreement, Pekopon will
become the property of the Quietite.
[14:47] ---
You can ask your comrades to help.
[14:50] ---
You've gotta be kidding me.
[14:52] ---
I wanna keep this fun to myself.
[14:56] ---
Besides, I don't intend to lose.
[15:01] ---
I truly look forward to it.
SIGN Amid
SIGN But not many are like that. Either way, people who need computers are self-sufficient.
SIGN Both types are like geek shut-ins.
SIGN I don't have respect for anyone unless I can see their face!
SIGN You can't get compassion from the internet.
SIGN Youngsters these days don't have energy, and you don't have some bozo yelling at them to throw away their PC and go outside, either.
SIGN Although there are commercials that yell at the kids...
[15:12] ---
Noooo!
[15:14] ---
Even though we knew about it,
we fell into the same trap!
[15:20] ---
It's back.
[15:23] ---
I may be in trouble...
SIGN Songs Listen Playing
[15:26] ---
Looks like you've got something
interesting going on.
[15:30] ---
Sorry, but keep out of it.
[15:34] ---
Protecting Earth is a juicy role.
[15:37] ---
So do me a favor and don't get in the way.
[15:40] ---
I'm an invader.
[15:42] ---
I don't care what happens to Pekopon.
[15:44] ---
In that case, don't be a back seat driver.
[15:50] ---
Got it.
[15:51] ---
I'll totally stay out of it.
[15:54] ---
Just don't come crying to me later.
[15:56] ---
I never asked for your help.
[15:59] ---
I didn't tell you to come here.
[16:01] ---
Don't tell me you've forgotten.
[16:04] ---
The only reason you've got power
is thanks to that pen.
[16:08] ---
I never thought I'd hear that
kind of crap from you, Kululu.
[16:13] ---
Right back at you. I thought you were
a more interesting guy than this.
[16:18] ---
Guess I miscalculated.
[16:25] ---
New evidence has just been found
[16:28] ---
at the Tunguska Event site.
[16:31] ---
Huh? What are those shapes?
[16:34] ---
Did they fall from space?
Although they resemble Russian characters.
SIGN Kululu
[16:40] ---
I'm positive.
[16:42] ---
The Quietite has visited Pekopon before.
[16:46] ---
And someone fought him at Tunguska
[16:49] ---
with Pekopon in the balance.
[16:57] ---
But why?
[16:59] ---
If that huge explosion meant
the Quietite's side won,
[17:04] ---
they would've invaded already.
[17:07] ---
Obviously, they haven't.
[17:09] ---
Still, even if it was a Pekopon victory,
[17:12] ---
hardly any traces were left behind. Then...
[17:17] ---
Oh, no...
[17:18] ---
Whether they won or lost, in the end,
the person who fought was vaporized.
[17:24] ---
Saburo means to sacrifice himself alone.
[17:36] ---
Tch! I didn't realize that what I did
set that in motion!
[17:43] ---
Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[17:46] ---
This month's invasion budget is zero?!
[17:50] ---
Or, like, lowered funding?
[17:52] ---
Keroro, you son of a...
[17:54] ---
Again I take the blame for everything!
SIGN Kululu
[17:57] ---
Then who did use it?!
[17:59] ---
Um, that would be...
[18:02] ---
Come on! Kululu!
[18:04] ---
What's the idea with using up
our invasion budget?!
[18:07] ---
Depending on the reason,
you may be up for a court-martial!
[18:11] ---
Tch!
[18:14] ---
Forgive me, Commander-dono, Giroro-dono.
[18:19] ---
You're getting no thanks from me.
[18:21] ---
I don't have time to bother
with people around me.
[18:26] ---
Again, sound is...
[18:28] ---
I don't have time to explain things, either.
SIGN Kululu
[18:47] ---
On some occasions,
[18:50] ---
a person can get caught up
in unavoidable situations,
[18:52] ---
which they cannot
talk to anyone else about.
[18:56] ---
I have learned that if someone close
is ever suffering like that,
[19:01] ---
doing anything one can for them
[19:04] ---
is the duty of a comrade
who is on the same side.
[19:08] ---
Avoiding unnecessary talk can prevent
[19:11] ---
disaster falling on a planet.
SIGN Avoiding unnecessary talk can prevent disaster befalling a planet.
[19:13] ---
By the Quietite!
[19:15] ---
Sometimes words lie, don't they?
[19:26] ---
Sometimes words hurt you, don't they?
[19:29] ---
But...
SIGN Sometimes words hurt you, don't they? But...
SIGN Sometimes words hurt you, don't they? But...
[19:36] ---
By the Quietite!
SIGN Deep silence, cutting through
the very stone of a quiet box
SIGN Sometimes words hurt you, don't they? But...
SIGN Sometimes words hurt you, don't they? But...
[19:54] ---
I lose...
[19:57] ---
I am proud to have been able to fight you.
[20:00] ---
However, both of us will be wiped out here,
[20:05] ---
and nothing will be left for posterity.
[20:07] ---
Farewell.
[20:18] ---
Kululu!
[20:19] ---
Saburo! Use this!
[20:28] ---
Did you know this?
[20:30] ---
The last time one of them visited Pekopon,
[20:33] ---
a Pekoponian warrior
[20:34] ---
was caught up in the enemy's blast,
just like this one.
[20:38] ---
So?
[20:41] ---
Thank you, Kululu.
[20:44] ---
June 30th, 1908.
[20:48] ---
A mysterious explosion occurred
in a region of Russia.
[20:52] ---
It would later be referred
to as the Tunguska Event.
[20:57] ---
Various hypotheses
have been set forth to explain
[20:59] ---
not only the cause of the explosion,
[21:01] ---
but also what's been called
the "Tunguska Butterfly,"
[21:05] ---
the singularly-shaped blast pattern,
[21:08] ---
though even now they are veiled in mystery.
[21:14] ---
Words that fall on deaf ears...
[21:17] ---
Words that hurt...
[21:19] ---
Words that start wars...
[21:22] ---
But even when the meaning of words
don't come through...
SIGN Words that start wars... But even when the meaning of words don't come through... Beyond them, there are times when the heart can be heard.
[21:25] ---
Beyond them,
[21:27] ---
there are times when the heart can be heard.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here.
[23:09] ---
A long time ago, we made secret bases
SIGN Hideout
[23:13] ---
and played soccer in empty lots.
[23:15] ---
And there'd always be a pile of
clay pipes where Joriri was living.
SIGN Squeeze
[23:19] ---
That aside,
[23:20] ---
bananas aren't a snack.
[23:23] ---
"Momoka: Frugal Plan of Love, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Zeroro: Here Comes Kikaka, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E230 - Momoka: Frugal Plan of Love, Sir! / Zeroro: Here Comes Kikaka, Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:31] ---
Another strategy session was held
at the Nishizawa residence today,
[01:34] ---
with the goal of bringing Momoka-chan
and Fuyuki-kun together.
[01:37] ---
This time, the plan is
to put them both in peril
SIGN Lovey-dovey Plan Number 138
[01:40] ---
so love can bloom while they
overcome the difficulties together.
[01:46] ---
First, milady and Master Fuyuki
will somehow avoid being blown up
[01:49] ---
by an explosive device that will detonate
if the yacht they're on slows down.
[01:53] ---
However, the ship then
hits an iceberg and sinks.
[01:55] ---
Man-eating sharks are lying in wait.
[01:57] ---
Then they encounter pirates
of the Caribbean...
SIGN Gulp...
[02:00] ---
Gulp...
[02:02] ---
...before their lifeboat washes up
on a mysterious island.
[02:05] ---
Resurrected dinosaurs created by the latest
biotechnology reside on the island.
[02:10] ---
This is where their survival
adventure truly begins.
SIGN Squeeze
[02:14] ---
Wait a minute.
[02:15] ---
That plan would cost too much.
[02:19] ---
Milady Momoka?
[02:20] ---
We've tried a number of strategies
before now that have cost a lot.
[02:25] ---
But they all failed.
[02:27] ---
I think money isn't the
important factor here.
[02:33] ---
Momoka: Frugal Plan of Love, Sir!
[02:39] ---
And so,
[02:40] ---
we must come up with a frugal plan
on a shoestring budget.
[02:45] ---
Milady Momoka is allowing us to spend...
[02:49] ---
...300 yen, which could buy
a snack back in the day.
SIGN Buzz...
[02:54] ---
However, we shall stick
to the original concept,
[02:56] ---
putting them in peril so that
love can bloom as they persevere.
[03:01] ---
The mission we have been given
[03:04] ---
is to carry out a plan without
spending money on it!
[03:08] ---
And the one who is going
to cooperate with us is...
[03:15] ---
...556-dono.
[03:16] ---
If it's for the sake of love,
[03:18] ---
I'll do anything!
[03:20] ---
Then, for the next ten hours,
[03:23] ---
we shall rent your room
at the rate of ten yen per hour.
SIGN Gong!
[03:27] ---
You don't mind paying that much?!
SIGN Venue Fee: 100 yen
[03:29] ---
The venue fee paid to 556: 100 yen.
SIGN 300 yen - 100 yen = 200 yen left
[03:33] ---
So 200 yen is left.
[03:35] ---
And now we will put the
"Milady Momoka and Master Fuyuki
[03:38] ---
Lovey-dovey Plan 138" into effect!
SIGN Lovey-dovey Plan 138 Into Effect
[03:41] ---
Sir! Yes, sir!
[03:45] ---
556-san...
[03:49] ---
Looks like no one's home.
[03:51] ---
I wonder what's up.
[03:53] ---
He said he wanted our advice on something.
[03:55] ---
B-Beats me...
[03:57] ---
But it probably has something
to do with the occult.
[04:00] ---
F-For example, like...
[04:01] ---
...a colored box that has a different number of
steps going up than it does coming down!
[04:07] ---
Anyway, if 556-san isn't here,
there's no point in us hanging around.
[04:10] ---
We can reschedule with him.
[04:12] ---
R-Right...
[04:16] ---
Huh? It won't open.
[04:18] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[04:20] ---
The window won't open, either.
[04:21] ---
Huh?
[04:23] ---
Using scrap and discarded rotten lumber
SIGN Boarding-up Costs Scrap Wood: 0 yen Bargain Nails: 49 yen
[04:25] ---
to block up the door and windows: 0 yen.
[04:28] ---
A pack of 100 nails: 49 yen.
SIGN 200 yen - 49 yen = 151 yen left
[04:31] ---
So 151 yen remains.
[04:34] ---
Then we're sealed up in here?
[04:42] ---
This is...
SIGN If the water meter rises over a certain value, a bomb will go off
[04:43] ---
"If the water meter rises over a
certain value, a bomb will go off"?
[04:50] ---
This is a threat!
[04:52] ---
Maybe it's an alien with
a grudge against 556-san!
SIGN Threatening Letter Creation Costs Old Newspapers: 0 yen Old Magazines: 0 yen
[04:56] ---
Composition of the threatening letter,
[04:57] ---
using old newspapers and magazines: 0 yen.
[05:00] ---
This is a real pickle. Let's call for help.
[05:04] ---
Beep, beep, beep...
[05:06] ---
Hello?
[05:07] ---
This is a fish cake!
[05:09] ---
Mine is konnyaku!
[05:11] ---
Someone must've pulled
a switch at some point!
[05:14] ---
Please forgive me, Fuyuki-dono.
SIGN In Place of Cell Phones Konnyaku and a Fish Cake: 68 yen
[05:17] ---
Konnyaku and a fish cake from a
supermarket's limited-time sale.
[05:20] ---
Total cost: 68 yen.
SIGN 151 yen - 68 yen = 83 yen left
[05:23] ---
Leaving 83 yen.
[05:28] ---
The electricity and gas are shut off, too.
[05:30] ---
We can't even use the remaining water
against the bomb that's attached to the meter.
[05:34] ---
Correct.
[05:35] ---
Right now, this apartment is a desert
island in the middle of the city.
[05:39] ---
All right!
SIGN Danger Danger Danger Danger
[05:40] ---
By overcoming this perilous situation,
[05:42] ---
let love bloom between you!
[05:50] ---
What's going to happen to us?
[05:53] ---
At a time like this, our first
priority is securing food.
[05:56] ---
Let's see if there's any around.
[05:58] ---
R-Right!
[06:04] ---
Mushrooms under the floorboard!
[06:07] ---
Actually, these were all purchased during
the limited-time sale. 100 grams: 56 yen.
SIGN Mushrooms: 56 yen
[06:11] ---
I know, Fuyuki-kun!
SIGN If the water meter rises over a certain value, a bomb will go off
[06:13] ---
The characters on this letter.
[06:16] ---
They're pasted on with grains of rice.
[06:18] ---
If we gather them all together,
I can make a small rice ball.
SIGN Grains of Rice: 3 yen
[06:21] ---
0.03 yen per grain of rice. 100 grains: 3 yen.
SIGN 83 yen - 56 yen - 3 yen = 24 yen left
[06:26] ---
That leaves 24 yen.
[06:28] ---
And we can eat the fish cake
and konnyaku, too.
[06:31] ---
Then we just need water.
[06:34] ---
If only it would rain at a time like this...
[06:38] ---
If I could use the Nishizawa resources,
[06:40] ---
it would be simple to make it rain
with artificial precipitation pellets.
[06:43] ---
But this...
SIGN Praying for Rain: 0 yen
[06:47] ---
Praying for rain: 0 yen.
[06:49] ---
This is Suzuki Yasuo-san,
[06:50] ---
known as the "rain man" of Inner-Tokyo
and volunteering here.
SIGN Rain Man Suzuki Yasuo (Pseudonym), 45 Years Old
[06:55] ---
It doesn't look like it's going to rain today,
so maybe I'll go somewhere...
SIGN Volunteer: 0 yen
[07:13] ---
All right. Now we've got water.
[07:16] ---
Now if we only had fire...
[07:22] ---
Fuyuki-kun, look at this.
[07:24] ---
There are candles in here!
[07:26] ---
These were attached to the Christmas
cakes 556-san sold last year.
[07:31] ---
There are matches, too!
SIGN Bar Akemi
[07:33] ---
"Bar Akemi"?
[07:35] ---
Is that 556-san's, too?
[07:37] ---
No. I slipped that in there.
[07:41] ---
Matches from Bar Akemi,
Paul's favorite haunt: 0 yen.
SIGN "Bar Akemi" Matches: 0 yen
[07:46] ---
Now we should be okay.
[07:47] ---
We don't have to worry about food or water.
[07:50] ---
All we have to do is wait for help to come.
SIGN Pitter-patter-pitter-patter
[08:00] ---
It's okay. Just a rat.
[08:06] ---
Don't be afraid. That's just a water stain.
[08:09] ---
R-Right...
SIGN Pitter-patter-pitter-patter
[08:11] ---
Rat and ceiling stain:
SIGN Rat and Ceiling Stain: 0 yen
[08:12] ---
556's apartment was already
equipped with them. 0 yen.
[08:18] ---
The two of them are smoothly
overcoming each obstacle.
[08:21] ---
Will Milady Momoka's lovey-dovey
plan succeed this time?!
[08:28] ---
We have an emergency!
[08:30] ---
Hinata Natsumi is heading over there.
[08:32] ---
It's Fuyuki's turn to go grocery shopping,
so where the heck is he?
[08:36] ---
If she keeps walking this way,
she'll pass by that dump.
[08:39] ---
It can't be helped. I'll get rid of her.
SIGN Calling In Hinata Natsumi
[08:42] ---
If I could use the resources
of the Nishizawa family,
[08:44] ---
it would be simple to replicate
Master Fuyuki's voice, but this time...
[08:49] ---
Hello?! Fuyuki?!
[08:51] ---
What are you doing?!
[08:55] ---
Sis? I'm totally fine! Don't worry!
[08:59] ---
I'm staying over at the Nishizawas tonight.
[09:02] ---
Really? Okay...
SIGN Poor Impression: 0 yen
[09:04] ---
Poor impression: 0 yen.
[09:06] ---
We have a problem! It's Master Tamama!
[09:08] ---
What is it?
[09:09] ---
Hey, where did Momocchi go?
[09:12] ---
It is no fair if they are
doing something fun!
[09:15] ---
I want to join in!
[09:17] ---
W-What should I do?!
[09:19] ---
Distract him with sweets!
[09:22] ---
Use a money-saving recipe!
[09:24] ---
Here you are.
[09:26] ---
Yay! Thank you!
SIGN Chew Chew Chew Chew
[09:36] ---
A dessert that uses apple cores, potato skins,
and radish leaves, just 17 yen for one serving!
SIGN Frugal Dessert: 17 yen
[09:42] ---
Would you tell me how to make it?
[09:45] ---
It's a trade secret.
SIGN Remaining Money 24 yen - 17 yen = 7 yen left
[09:48] ---
7 yen left in the budget...
[09:50] ---
Very impressive, Paul.
[09:52] ---
I have to do my best, too!
SIGN Squeeze
[09:56] ---
Oh, no! Now Sergeant Keroro
is heading that way!
[09:59] ---
I came up with a groovy plan that'll use 556!
[10:03] ---
Distract him somehow!
[10:05] ---
Yes, sir.
[10:06] ---
I think the best way would be
using Gundam plastic models,
[10:09] ---
but...
[10:10] ---
...there are no Gundam models
you can buy for seven yen!
[10:13] ---
You're right!
[10:16] ---
I know! A banana!
[10:18] ---
Use a banana peel!
[10:19] ---
If you just use the peel, it won't
count towards the plan's budget!
[10:23] ---
Is it a school trip snack?!
[10:26] ---
Gero, gero, gero, frog's child... Gero?!
[10:30] ---
B-Banana!
[10:33] ---
A banana peel!
[10:35] ---
My comedian soul is crying out!
[10:38] ---
And I slip on it!
SIGN Gong
[10:42] ---
The banana itself doesn't count
as plan expenses, so 0 yen.
SIGN Using Comedian Soul: 0 yen
SIGN Blush
[10:49] ---
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[10:51] ---
Oh, um, nothing...
[10:54] ---
It's dark outside now, too.
[10:56] ---
Yes...
[10:58] ---
Nishizawa-san?
[11:00] ---
It'll be okay. We'll get
through this somehow.
[11:02] ---
R-Right...
[11:07] ---
They've overcome a series
of obstacles, and at last...
[11:10] ---
Milady Momoka!
[11:12] ---
I am happy for you.
[11:17] ---
I'll leave the rest to you two.
[11:19] ---
Please take your time.
[11:23] ---
O-Oh, no!
[11:28] ---
556-san!
[11:29] ---
Ten hours have passed!
[11:31] ---
I don't know what you mean,
but welcome home, 556-san.
[11:35] ---
I could rent the room for
another hour with 10 yen...
[11:38] ---
...but...
[11:40] ---
...I'm just three yen short!
[11:43] ---
Don't get too frugal.
[11:45] ---
And so, a total of 293 yen
was spent on this plan.
SIGN 293 yen
[11:58] ---
Have you ever wished for this?
[12:01] ---
Having a friend who's a little unusual
[12:03] ---
but who possesses amazing powers
living with you,
[12:06] ---
maybe like a robotic cat from the future,
[12:08] ---
or an amiable alien invader?
[12:17] ---
A stray Andromedan Husky!
[12:20] ---
Help!
[12:37] ---
W-What the...?
[12:51] ---
Th-Thank you!
[12:53] ---
Ki... ka... ka...
[12:55] ---
Who are you?
[12:57] ---
Ki-ka-ka...
[12:59] ---
Ki-ka-ka?
[13:04] ---
Zeroro: Here Comes Kikaka, Sir!
[13:10] ---
Bye bye!
[13:10] ---
See you!
[13:12] ---
Zeroro, bring snacks and video games
[13:15] ---
to the secret base later on!
[13:17] ---
Sorry, I've got something to do today.
See you tomorrow!
[13:21] ---
What's with Zeroro today?
[13:24] ---
I'm back!
[13:28] ---
Were you good while I was gone, Kikaka?
[13:31] ---
Kika... ka...
[13:32] ---
Sorry you had to wait in that cramped space.
[13:35] ---
But Mom would scold me if she found you.
[13:38] ---
Oh, that's right!
[13:39] ---
I smuggled this out of the cafeteria!
[13:42] ---
Kika... ka...
[13:46] ---
You've got a metal body, Kikaka,
[13:48] ---
but you'll eat anything, huh?
[13:50] ---
You're lucky. There's a
bunch of food I don't like.
[13:54] ---
I lie and say I ate it
when I really just hide it.
[13:56] ---
Mama will scold me if she finds them,
so this is a secret!
[14:02] ---
You'd better not.
[14:03] ---
They're all moldy by now, so you'll
get a tummyache if you eat them.
[14:13] ---
You can't be violent like that!
[14:16] ---
Is something wrong, Zeroro?
[14:19] ---
Nothing, Mama!
[14:20] ---
If you're going out to play, make
sure you finish your homework first!
[14:23] ---
I know, Mama!
SIGN Homework Notebook Homework Zeroro
[14:26] ---
There's no way out of it.
[14:27] ---
Hold on while I do my homework.
[14:31] ---
Although I've got a lot today...
SIGN Homework Notebook Homework Zeroro
[14:40] ---
I mean it! No violence!
[14:44] ---
Listen, Kikaka.
[14:46] ---
Your beam is off limits!
You are not to fire it!
[14:49] ---
Kika... ka?
[14:50] ---
I've got an idea! Wait a minute!
[14:56] ---
Finished!
[15:00] ---
You look like me now!
[15:01] ---
Now you won't shoot your beam, right?
[15:08] ---
What is it?! What is it?!
[15:10] ---
A robot?
[15:11] ---
Yeah. I don't know much about it,
but that's what he seems to be.
[15:14] ---
His name is Kikaka.
[15:16] ---
Ki... kaka.
[15:17] ---
Does it have great powers,
since it's a robot?
[15:20] ---
Hey, little kids!
[15:21] ---
Get lost!
[15:23] ---
We're gonna play soccer here.
[15:25] ---
Move it!
[15:29] ---
What, you lookin' for a fight?
[15:32] ---
No, Kikaka! No violence!
[15:38] ---
W-What the heck?
[15:41] ---
Kikaka, you mustn't fire!
[15:49] ---
Darn it!
[15:50] ---
We'll be back!
[15:52] ---
Kikaka, you promised you
wouldn't get violent...
[16:02] ---
It's orange juice!
[16:03] ---
I see! You weren't being violent!
[16:06] ---
You were offering them juice so
we could all be friends, huh?
[16:10] ---
Wow.
[16:11] ---
Hey, do you have any other cool functions?
[16:25] ---
Pururu-chan!
[16:27] ---
Pururu-chan! Look!
[16:31] ---
Keroro-san, you pervert!
[16:34] ---
Delicious!
SIGN Secret Base
[16:36] ---
Snacks always taste better
after you've been flying!
[16:42] ---
Kikaka also says it's good!
[16:45] ---
It eats snacks even though it's a robot?
[16:47] ---
I think it converts the food
into energy inside its body.
[16:53] ---
I see!
[16:55] ---
Those antennae are his
energy gauges. Awesome!
[16:58] ---
Hey, Zeroro! Let me borrow Kikaka!
[17:02] ---
Forget it, Keroro-kun!
[17:03] ---
Kikaka lives with me!
[17:06] ---
Oh, he could do a sleepover at my house!
[17:09] ---
But...
[17:10] ---
Hey, that robot...
[17:12] ---
Yeah.
[17:13] ---
It's gotta be.
[17:14] ---
It's even got an X on its forehead.
[17:19] ---
A few days later...
[17:22] ---
Huh? Even though I reinforced it
with tape, it won't flip over!
[17:26] ---
That's against the rules!
[17:27] ---
We've got an emergency, Zeroro!
[17:28] ---
What is it, Giroro-kun?
[17:31] ---
My brother told me!
[17:32] ---
A battle robot still in development broke out of
a Keron army research facility and went missing!
[17:38] ---
Maybe that's...
[17:40] ---
...Kikaka?
[17:41] ---
No! Kikaka isn't a battle robot!
[17:45] ---
And he listens to me!
[17:48] ---
Where is Kikaka now?
[17:50] ---
At our secret base...
[17:52] ---
Anyway, let's go over there.
SIGN Secret Base
[18:02] ---
The escaped robot is over here!
SIGN Secret Base
[18:04] ---
It's hiding in there!
[18:12] ---
Certainly, I'm getting a
high-energy response...
[18:14] ---
Let's be careful.
[18:15] ---
Crap! They already know.
[18:17] ---
Oh, no!
[18:19] ---
Then Kikaka really is a battle robot?
[18:22] ---
No. That doesn't have to do with anything.
[18:26] ---
And even if he was, he's our friend now!
[18:30] ---
Keroro-kun...
[18:32] ---
We won't let anyone have
Kikaka! Let's protect him!
[18:35] ---
Yeah!
[18:37] ---
Hot, hot!
[18:39] ---
I... I'm gonna be the decoy?
[18:41] ---
That's right. Meanwhile,
we'll help Kikaka escape.
[18:44] ---
I'm counting on you, Giroro-kun!
[18:46] ---
What are you kids doing over there?
[18:49] ---
They found us!
[18:51] ---
Giroro, hurry up! Lure him away!
[18:53] ---
R-Right...
SIGN Kikaka?
[19:00] ---
Quit fooling around! Get over there!
[19:02] ---
It's dangerous here.
[19:11] ---
K-Kero?!
[19:13] ---
It's the robot that's still being developed!
[19:16] ---
Help!
[19:17] ---
So it wasn't Kikaka, after all!
[19:20] ---
Th-This is bad! The controls aren't
working! It's out of control!
[19:28] ---
Kikaka! Kikaka is...
[19:34] ---
Zeroro!
[19:39] ---
Kikaka!
[19:49] ---
Kikaka!
[19:55] ---
Kikaka!
[20:00] ---
Kikaka! Go ahead and
use your beam! Demolish him!
[20:19] ---
Kikaka!
[20:22] ---
The remains of Kiruru,
the Keron Army's prototype battle robot
[20:25] ---
that escaped from a research facility,
were discovered and retrieved in a forest.
[20:31] ---
The whereabouts of the other,
mysterious robot are still unknown.
[20:36] ---
Kikaka isn't here, huh?
[20:38] ---
I guess Kikaka was destroyed
along with this one.
[20:42] ---
No, he wasn't!
[20:43] ---
Kikaka is strong! He wouldn't
be destroyed so easily!
[20:48] ---
Maybe he went back home, into space...
[20:50] ---
Or maybe the future?
[20:54] ---
Kikaka...
[21:04] ---
This is...
[21:11] ---
...Kikaka?
[21:13] ---
Maybe Kikaka was a toy fairy?
[21:19] ---
That was an important memory in the
childhood of Lance Corporal Dororo.
[21:23] ---
But actually, in the shadows...
[21:26] ---
Nanora, a liquid that turns
anything into a weapon.
[21:30] ---
I think there's still a little room
for improvement.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Ronin Giroro here.
[23:09] ---
Much time has passed since
returning to Sengoku Ran.
[23:11] ---
How are the Pekoponians doing?
SIGN Princess Momo
[23:13] ---
I'm sure you're lonely without me.
[23:17] ---
But I'll be home soon,
so wait for me, Natsumi.
[23:20] ---
That aside, we can't go home until next year!
[23:23] ---
"Musha Kero, Volume III: Explosive Close Call
for Princess Momo, Great Sir!"
[23:29] ---
A full-length story! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E231 - Musha Kero, Volume III: Explosive Close Call for Princess Momo, Great Sir!
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[00:12] [SONG] ---
Socks with holes in them,
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Ana ga aita kutsushita o
[00:15] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Let's roll them up and play
with them like a ball!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
Marumete booru de asobou yo
[00:21] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is.
[00:21] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[00:27] [SONG] ---
That's good to know, sir!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita de arimasu!"
[00:28] [SONG] ---
I want to tell somebody!
[00:28] [SONG] ---
"Dareka ni iitai desuu~"
[00:30] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro, torowasabi.
[00:30] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotoro Torowasabi
SIGN Tsuuuuun
[00:33] [SONG] ---
Un, deux, tro-tro-tro-tro, toromaguro.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
An Du Torotorotorotoro Toromaguro
[00:36] [SONG] ---
The king has donkey's ears!
[00:36] [SONG] ---
Ou-sama no mimi wa roba no mimi
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Please give me 100 yen.
[00:39] [SONG] ---
Hyakuen kudasai
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Anytime you want.
[00:42] [SONG] ---
Itsu demo ii n' desu~
[00:52] [SONG] ---
The tissues you blew your nose into,
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hana o kanda chirigami o
SIGN Strategy Meeting!!
Operation Piping Hot Oden <- Big reactions!!
Operation Omelet
[00:55] [SONG] ---
It's a waste to throw them away.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
sutetara mottainai n' desu
SIGN People should just go with the flow.
It's not our fault!
Actual crisis
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Stuff them in a pillow. It'll be all fluffy.
[00:59] [SONG] ---
Makura ni iretara fukka fuka
[01:01] [SONG] ---
What a wonderful Saturday this is!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
Nante suteki na doyoubi deshou
[01:07] [SONG] ---
Nice idea.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
"Ii koto kiita ze"
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Frugality! That is a wise suggestion...
[01:08] [SONG] ---
"Setsuyaku ka, sore wa meian de gozaru..."
SIGN Andou
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Let's dance with Andou-san.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
Andou-san to odorimasho
SIGN I am Andou.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Let's sing while groping blindly in the dark.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
Anchuu mosaku de utaimashou
[01:16] [SONG] ---
The teacher also has donkey's ears.
[01:16] [SONG] ---
Sensei no mimi mo roba no mimi
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Please give me 10 yen.
[01:19] [SONG] ---
Juuen kudasai
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Love is okay, too.
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Ai demo ii n' desu~
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Natsumi!
[01:26] [SONG] ---
"Natsumi~!"
[01:33] ---
The year 1192 in the
Sengoku Ran Star calendar.
[01:37] ---
The Keroro Platoon flew
to the planet Sengoku Ran Star,
[01:41] ---
which is controlled by the seven Vipers.
[01:45] ---
Musha Keroro and company participated
in the Okehazama Beach comedy contest,
[01:48] ---
defeated Musha Viper Saburo,
[01:50] ---
and obtained the red second crystal.
[01:53] ---
However, there are five
legendary ancient weapons.
[01:57] ---
Will Musha Keroro and his platoon
be able to collect the last three?
[02:07] ---
This is the story of a
top-secret mission given to
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the Keroro Platoon on the planet
Sengoku Ran Star, great sir!
SIGN Musha Kero
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Musha Kero, Volume III: Explosive Close Call
for Princess Momo, Great Sir!
SIGN Volume III
SIGN Explosive Close Call for Princess Momo
SIGN Peach Castle Town
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So this is Peach Castle Town.
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It's pretty lively.
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A lot different from the
poor villages we've gone through.
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Then the Musha Vipers
don't control this place?
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If that case, this mission
should be a piece of cake.
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That would be nice.
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Gero? What are you insinuating?
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That is Peach Castle.
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According to info from Headquarters,
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the third, black crystal
is inside that castle,
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but it doesn't look like
getting in will be a cinch.
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I see. The security is tight.
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Rassera, rassera...
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Out of the way! Out of the way!
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Whoops!
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Hey! What are you doing?!
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Oh, sorry about that!
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You were just standing in
the middle of the road,
SIGN Character Statue in Front of a Pharmacy Keroro Pharamceuticals
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so I took you for one of those character
statues in front of a pharmacy.
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L-Lady O-moa!
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Oh, old man. We meet again.
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Are you a courier now?
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That's right.
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Willing to go anywhere, anytime, I'm the
most truehearted delivery girl in the universe!
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What do you think? This outfit
is pretty sweet, isn't it?
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That woman! She is cocky about
her lame cosplaying every time!
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This outfit really becomes you, too.
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Thank you, old man!
SIGN Gong
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Gong!
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That aside, weren't you in a hurry?
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Oh, no!
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I have to deliver a letter
to Peach Castle on the double!
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What?! To Peach Castle?!
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Hey, Keroro!
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Gero...
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This is just what I wished for.
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Sorry I'm late!
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I'm here to deliver a letter
to Princess Momo!
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And who are they?
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Oh, they're my apprentices.
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That's right. I can't wait to
become a full-fledged courier.
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We're in training!
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Fine. Enter.
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Make it quick!
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It worked.
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Of course, sir!
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Gero gero gero gero!
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Courier-han! Over here!
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I've been waiting for that letter-nyawa!
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Gero?
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That's Princess Momo!
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She's the most beautiful princess
on this planet!
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So even Sengoku Ran Star has
a peaceful town like this.
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Bow down!
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Bow down!
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Bow down!
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Bow down!
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Th-That's...
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Clear the way!
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Viper Takechiyo-sama is coming through!
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Lower your heads!
SIGN Musha Viper Takechiyo
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Musha Viper Takechiyo!
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The powerful space daimyo who controls
this entire area, great sir!
SIGN Yoshiya Fireworks
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Bow down!
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Bow down!
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Thank you.
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Momocchi?!
SIGN Momocchi?
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Momocchi? My name is Princess Momo.
SIGN Princess Momo
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It is hard to believe you are another person.
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Lady Princess Momo.
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Actually, we're looking for something...
SIGN Boom! Boom!
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Gero?
SIGN Boom!
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What's going on?
SIGN Boom!
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Musha Viper Daimyo-sama is here!
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What?!
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Bow down!
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Bow down!
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Please excuse me!
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Tama?
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Princess Momo-sama was crying.
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It seems this time, too...
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...a Musha Viper is secretly
pulling the strings.
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Correct!
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That is the oldest brother of the seven
Viper siblings, Musha Viper Takechiyo!
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C-Could this be...
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...the sudden appearance of the final boss?!
SIGN Oldest Brother
Final Boss
[06:23] ---
Just because it's the eldest brother doesn't
necessarily mean he's the final boss.
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More importantly, why did
he come to this castle?
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That is...
SIGN Congratulations
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...because Princess Momo-dono is soon to be
wed to Musha Viper Takechiyo.
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Princess Momo-san is going to
marry Musha Viper?!
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Correct. According to my investigation,
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the third, black crystal is hidden
within the bridal trousseau.
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This has just gotten more complicated.
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Oh, no...
SIGN Princess Momo
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I'll be waiting for you at the
usual place after midnight tonight.
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Heikichi-han...
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Sake! Sake!
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Bring me more sake!
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At once, my lord!
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By the way...
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...where is Princess Momo?!
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My bride-to-be can't even fill my cup once?!
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Y-Yes, my lord! I will bring her right away!
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Please be a little patient...
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Princess Momo-sama!
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Princess Momo-sama!
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Princess Momo-sama?
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Princess Momo-sama!
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Has she slipped out of the castle again?
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Chief Retainer, Princess Momo-sama
is not fond of Takechiyo-dono.
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Why must she wed him?
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Try to understand.
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If she doesn't, the Musha Viper clan
will destroy this province.
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I pity Princess Momo-sama,
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but it's for the sake of this land,
so it can't be helped.
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It sounds like Princess Peach doesn't
want to marry Musha Viper.
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Poor Princess Momo-san.
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Then why don't we save
Princess Momo-dono
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in exchange for the black crystal?
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Oh! I didn't think of that!
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Rescuing someone and fulfilling our mission!
That's killing two birds with one stone!
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Good idea!
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Then let's begin Operation:
Recapture Princess Momo-dono!
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Hurry, hurry...
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Hurry, hurry, hurry...
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Heikichi-han! Heikichi-han!
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Here I am, Princess Momo-sama.
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Heikichi-han!
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I missed you.
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And I you.
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It's beautiful.
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It's called a "sparkler."
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Is it?
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Big, flashy fireworks are nice,
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but I like small ones like this, too.
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It's modest, simple, and yet
somehow fleetingly beautiful.
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It reminds me of you,
Princess Momo-sama.
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I-It does not...
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Princess Momo-sama!
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Princess Momo-sama!
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Princess Momo-sama!
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Princess Momo-sama!
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The day of my wedding draws near-nyawa.
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Don't worry. I'll do something about it.
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I have faith in you.
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Sit closer to me!
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Takechiyo-han, stop it!
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It's okay. Why not?
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Please let go of me!
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Musha Viper really is full of himself.
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That scumbag! Momocchi would
have gone pow-pow-pow by now.
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Tamama-dono, calm down!
SIGN Princess Princess Princess
SIGN Dark Dark Dark
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Well, they look exactly alike, but Pekopon's
Momoka is a completely different person.
[09:53] ---
Hey, Musha Viper got up!
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Hey, where's the can?
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Over there, sir.
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I'll be right back.
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So don't go anywhere!
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Good evening!
[10:11] ---
Sorry to interrupt!
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I met you this afternoon...
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We are here to help you escape,
Princess Momo-sama.
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But there's something
we'd like in return...
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That'll do it.
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This is heavy!
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Why are we bringing so much stuff?
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We have to!
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We don't know which piece of the trousseau
contains the legendary ancient weapon.
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This is perfect!
[10:50] ---
We'll ride in that to escape the castle!
[10:55] ---
I feel much better now! Have you
been waiting quietly for me?
SIGN Carl Curry
Sweet
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Welcome back, darling.
[11:03] ---
Would you like to take a bath?
[11:05] ---
Or maybe...
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...have some curry?
[11:08] ---
W-Who are you?!
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Hey, hurry it up!
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You can't ride that!
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Crap! We've been spotted!
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Let's run!
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Wait! Princess Momo-sama!
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What should I do?
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Wretch!
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What did you do with Princess Momo?!
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Wait! Please listen to me!
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You're Heikichi, the fireworks expert!
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There's an emergency!
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I put a time bomb in the palanquin
that Princess Momo-sama is riding in!
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What?!
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Scum! You meant to blow me sky-high
instead of your fireworks?!
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It activated when the palanquin
picked up speed,
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SIGN 34 km
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and if it drops to less than 30 km per hour,
the bomb will blow up!
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SIGN 33 m
SIGN 32 km
SIGN 31 km
SIGN 30 km
SIGN 31 km
SIGN 32 km
SIGN 33 km
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Princess...
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Musha Keroro and company had luck on
their side as they successfully escaped.
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However, there's a time bomb
planted on the palanquin.
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What fate lies in store
for Keroro and the others?
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Find out after these commercials, great sir!
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The second half, great sir.
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By the way, Princess Momo-dono,
which way should we go?
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Certainly, that voice...
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You can't ride that!
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Is something wrong?
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N-No, not especially...
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Um, there's a fireworks shop
on the outskirts of town...
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Would you take me there,
to Heikichi-han's place?
[12:43] ---
So are you going to elope from there?
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You are bold, Princess Momo-san!
[12:47] ---
H-How would I do that?
[12:51] ---
Well, don't worry about the details.
Just leave this to us!
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O-Okay.
[12:57] ---
That aside, we've got a long ways
to go to get to the outskirts of town.
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How about taking a little break?
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Good idea. It looks like we have no pursuers.
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SIGN 36 km
SIGN 35 km
SIGN 34 km
SIGN 33 km
SIGN 32 km
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Hold on there! If you stop,
something really nasty will happen.
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Gero?
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Search above and below!
[13:14] ---
There's a bomb on the palanquin that'll go
off if the speed drops to 30 km/h or less.
[13:17] ---
Hither and thither!
[13:20] ---
What?!
[13:22] ---
I guess Heikichi, the fireworks expert,
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set it up to make Musha Viper go boom-boom.
[13:27] ---
So if you don't wanna go boom-boom,
you'd better keep on running.
[13:31] ---
I don't wanna go boom-boom!
[13:33] ---
I cannot maintain this speed!
[13:37] ---
There's no time to cry!
If we stop, we get blown up!
[13:40] ---
Why is this happening to us?
SIGN Clang!
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Sorry! Sorry!
SIGN Clang!
[13:53] ---
Who are you?!
[13:56] ---
Hey, Marikichi! You wanna
save Princess Peach, right?
[13:59] ---
But who are you?
[14:00] ---
Well, just call me the Love Concierge.
[14:09] ---
Jailbreak!
[14:11] ---
Halt! Halt halt! Halt!
[14:14] ---
Halt, I said! Halt!
[14:17] ---
Hot-hot-hot-hot!
[14:19] ---
Not bad!
[14:20] ---
I'm a fireworks expert.
[14:24] ---
Your stock's rising, Marikichi!
[14:30] ---
At a time like this,
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not getting enough exercise
comes back to haunt you!
[14:35] ---
Commander-dono, hang in there!
[14:36] ---
I think Princess Momo-sama
should at least get out...
[14:40] ---
Princess!
[14:41] ---
Jii!
[14:43] ---
I shall rescue you!
[14:49] ---
Please hurry, princess!
[14:55] ---
Princess Momo belongs to me!
[15:02] ---
Gero!
[15:04] ---
What is the matter, Takechiyo-sama?
[15:06] ---
This wouldn't have happened if you'd
just turned Princess Momo over to me.
[15:13] ---
O-Oh, no...
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Princess...
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Catch me if you can!
[15:18] ---
Princess!
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It's so high!
[15:22] ---
Princess!
[15:24] ---
What do you think, Jii?
[15:25] ---
It is truly beautiful.
[15:30] ---
Thank you.
[15:32] ---
Princess...
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Please forgive me!
[15:38] ---
I should have put
my princess's feelings first.
[15:41] ---
Musha Viper Takechiyo!
[15:43] ---
As of today, your engagement
with the princess is canceled!
[15:46] ---
What's that?!
[15:47] ---
Jii! Don't tell me...
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I shall protect the princess,
even if it means sacrificing my life!
[15:53] ---
I won't let some senile old fool
stand in my way!
[16:00] ---
Princess!
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I am fine!
[16:04] ---
But take advantage of this moment
to get as far away as possible!
[16:08] ---
Understood!
[16:10] ---
Thank you, Jii!
[16:12] ---
Now, hurry, my green courier!
[16:15] ---
I can see beautiful fields of flowers...
[16:18] ---
O-Oh, no!
[16:20] ---
Please hang in there just a little longer!
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[16:25] ---
Lock released.
[16:27] ---
The countdown to detonation shall begin.
[16:31] ---
30 seconds.
[16:33] ---
Big fireworks...
[16:35] ---
Boom! Boom!
[16:36] ---
Keep it together, Commander-dono!
[16:39] ---
I brought over the bomb-maker himself!
[16:43] ---
Heikichi-han!
[16:44] ---
I'm sorry. This is my fault.
[16:47] ---
20 seconds.
[16:48] ---
You can talk about it later!
[16:50] ---
Hurry up and deactivate the bomb!
[16:52] ---
R-Right!
[16:58] ---
Please maintain this speed, everyone.
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10 seconds.
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9.
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8.
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7.
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6.
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5.
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Detonation canceled.
[17:10] ---
I did it!
[17:11] ---
It's okay now.
[17:19] ---
Princess Momo-sama...
[17:21] ---
I'm sorry.
[17:23] ---
Heikichi-han!
[17:24] ---
I knew you would come to rescue me!
[17:29] ---
Marikichi!
[17:31] ---
Put your he-ing and she-ing off 'til later!
[17:33] ---
That's as far as you go!
[17:38] ---
The eldest brother...
Again, the eldest brother!
[17:40] ---
Commander-dono, quickly!
Search for the legendary ancient weapon!
[17:44] ---
M-Mushrooms...
[17:46] ---
Princess Momo is my bride! Give her to me now!
[17:50] ---
You can't have Princess Momo!
[17:52] ---
Fool.
[17:54] ---
What can someone like you do?!
[17:59] ---
Heikichi-han!
[18:04] ---
You whelp...
SIGN Dark
[18:13] ---
Dark Momo!
[18:14] ---
When she saw the man she loved get hurt,
[18:17] ---
the other personality within
Princess Momo awakened, great sir!
[18:21] ---
Dirtbag...
[18:23] ---
How dare you?
[18:25] ---
What?!
[18:28] ---
You annoy me!
[18:33] ---
Momocchi!
[18:33] ---
I-It can't be...
[18:36] ---
Get the blazes out of my sight!
[18:40] ---
Namayatsuha!
SIGN Namayatsuha: Raw cinnamon-flavored mochi
[18:44] ---
You would defy me?!
[18:48] ---
Princess Momo!
[18:49] ---
Leave this to me!
[18:51] ---
Tamama Impact!
[18:58] ---
What?!
[19:01] ---
Gero!
[19:02] ---
Princess Momo!
[19:10] ---
What Is this?
[19:12] ---
The third crystal?
[19:14] ---
What's that?!
[19:16] ---
All right! Legendary ancient weapon!
[19:21] ---
Give me power!
[19:30] ---
Crap! As usual, I have a feeling
I'm gonna get my ticket punched!
[19:34] ---
My favorite expression...
[19:37] ---
...is "reasonable price"!
[19:44] ---
My favorite expression is
"first section market"!
[19:50] ---
Y-Y-You got me!
[19:53] ---
I give up my life...
[19:55] ---
...for my lord, I guess?!
[19:59] ---
Why would the oldest brother
be called Takechiyo?
[20:11] ---
This is the third ancient weapon.
[20:16] ---
I apologize for putting everyone
through all this trouble.
[20:19] ---
Not at all. I'm grateful for your help
in successfully getting the treasure.
[20:25] ---
From now on, let's join forces
to protect the castle-nyuwa.
[20:31] ---
Good luck, Momocchi.
[20:34] ---
Thank you!
[20:38] ---
So we got the third crystal. Good for us!
[20:42] ---
You didn't do anything!
[20:44] ---
I really hope those two are happy together.
[20:49] ---
Commander-dono!
[20:50] ---
Another counter!
SIGN Three
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Let's see...
[20:58] ---
The fourth, yellow ball...
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...is at Dejima Harbor, the only
space trading port on Sengoku Ran.
[21:04] ---
So it says!
[21:06] ---
Dejima?
[21:08] ---
Preview.
[21:13] ---
I'm sick of this planet.
[21:15] ---
I'm going to give up my dream of
becoming a woodblock manga artist
[21:18] ---
and go back to my own planet, Potulgar.
[21:20] ---
What drama is waiting in the wings
[21:22] ---
for this lad and the Musha Kero Platoon?
[21:27] ---
Tune in next time
[21:28] ---
for the astonishing Volume IV
of Musha Kero, great sir!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
My favorite anime is Captain Geroro.
[23:11] ---
The full particulars of its spectacular
tale haven't been given out yet,
[23:14] ---
and there are only a handful of characters.
[23:17] ---
I wonder how long it can
still attract interest.
[23:19] ---
That aside, it's the second in
the realistic president series!
SIGN Theft
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Boards and Robbers, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Heroes, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E232 - Keroro: Boards and Robbers, Sir! / Keroro: Heroes, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
Everyone, are you making sure
to lock up your bicycles?
[01:35] ---
It's gone! Gone! Gone, sir!
[01:38] ---
My...
[01:39] ---
...my board...
SIGN Gone
[01:41] ---
My flying board is gone, sir!
[01:46] ---
Keroro: Boards and Robbers, Sir!
[01:52] ---
My board! My board!
[01:53] ---
My booooard!
[01:56] ---
Doesn't anyone know where
my board went, sir?!
SIGN They don't know
[02:00] ---
They don't know.
[02:01] ---
Then...
SIGN Stolen
[02:03] ---
It's been stolen?!
[02:05] ---
Waaah!
[02:08] ---
In that case...
[02:09] ---
...which one of you jerks stole it?
[02:12] ---
What are you suspecting us for?!
[02:15] ---
What would be the point of us stealing it?
[02:18] ---
Uncle, that's just not fair!
[02:20] ---
We've got our own boards.
[02:22] ---
Why the heck would we steal yours?
[02:25] ---
In that case...
[02:29] ---
Surely not... Lady Natsumi?
SIGN Ignored
[02:32] ---
So mean...
[02:33] ---
Of course we wouldn't!
[02:35] ---
And in the first place,
[02:37] ---
do you want to explain why these things
are just lying around in our garden?
[02:39] ---
Meh, it's a pain to take them out of the
hangar in the base every single time.
[02:44] ---
This garden is a "no parking" zone
from now on! Got it?
[02:47] ---
Gero...
[02:48] ---
Ah, I almost forgot! We're going to be late!
[02:50] ---
See you later, Sarge.
[02:53] ---
Gero...
[02:54] ---
By the way, Keroro,
[02:56] ---
you did lock your board up, I hope?
[02:59] ---
Huh? Lock?
[03:01] ---
I can't remember... did I or didn't I?
[03:05] ---
Then it is no surprise it was stolen.
[03:09] ---
Or, like, karmic justice?
[03:11] ---
You reap what you sow. Find it yourself.
[03:14] ---
Nooooooo!
[03:17] ---
So?
[03:18] ---
What was the value of the board
that was stolen, poyo?
[03:22] ---
Uh?
[03:24] ---
The value...
[03:26] ---
That's a tough one, ma'am...
SIGN 20 Gundam models
[03:28] ---
About 20 Gundam models?!
[03:31] ---
Uh, no... see, that board,
SIGN Army-Supplied
[03:33] ---
it was supplied to me by the army, so...
SIGN Annoying
[03:38] ---
Wait. What's up with her?
[03:40] ---
Why is she asking me how much it costs?
[03:43] ---
Don't tell me, you're gonna
search for it if it costs a lot,
[03:46] ---
but if it's cheap, you won't
bother looking, ma'am?!
[03:48] ---
Grrrr! You think this is about money?!
[03:51] ---
I've been with that board a long time, ma'am!
[03:55] ---
I have an attachment to that board that
can't be expressed in words, ma'am!
[04:01] ---
Gero gero.
[04:03] ---
Poyo poyo?
[04:04] ---
So, what should I do, ma'am?
[04:08] ---
Have you registered your board, poyo?
[04:11] ---
Poyo?
[04:12] ---
Uhh... probably?
[04:15] ---
Then we'll contact you right away if we
get a report that it's been found, poyo!
[04:21] ---
Huh? Contact? You're not going
to look for it with me, ma'am?
[04:24] ---
We're very busy, you know, poyo?
[04:27] ---
We haven't got enough people to spare
to search for lost boards, poyo!
[04:33] ---
Blank stare...
[04:34] ---
What the heck?! What the heck?!
[04:36] ---
You come down hard on me
every time something happens,
[04:39] ---
but you won't help me
when I'm in trouble?!
[04:42] ---
Fine! Then I'll find it by myself, ma'am!
[04:47] ---
Not here!
[04:49] ---
Not here!
[04:52] ---
Not here, either.
SIGN Yakiniku
[04:55] ---
Not... here... either...
[04:57] ---
I-It's nowhere...
[05:00] ---
I can't find it anywhere, sir!
[05:06] ---
Unbelievable! Leaving them in any old place!
[05:09] ---
Bikes go in the bicycle parking area, darn it!
SIGN Craack
[05:16] ---
Ouch!
[05:20] ---
Maybe in here...?
[05:22] ---
Nah, no chance...
[05:25] ---
This is a place for
abandoned Pekoponian bikes.
[05:32] ---
No... wait...
[05:34] ---
What if...
SIGN Salvage Dump
[05:39] ---
Dear me.
[05:40] ---
I should have searched here
in the first place, sir.
SIGN Abandoned Board Yard
[05:44] ---
The abandoned board yard
in Alien Quarter Side 6!
[05:48] ---
That said...
[05:50] ---
It's not here... not here... not here!
[05:54] ---
It really isn't anywhere I look, sir!
[06:01] ---
Where's my board?
[06:04] ---
Gero.
[06:06] ---
A moon-watching party, is it, sir?
[06:08] ---
Looks like they're having fun.
[06:10] ---
Whereas I'm aimlessly
searching for my board.
[06:15] ---
Ahhh! This has started
to feel ridiculous, sir!
SIGN Rage
SIGN Pure Tea
SIGN Instant
Skewered Dumplings
SIGN Pure Tea
[06:31] ---
Moon-watching, moon-watching,
how much fun it is!
SIGN Empty...
[06:39] ---
Gara gara gara!
[06:42] ---
This time, I will get the better
of that Keroro Platoon, gara!
SIGN Mecha Viper CX (Complex)
[06:46] ---
Mecha Viper parentheses "Complex"!
SIGN Side 6 Store
[06:51] ---
First, to acquire weaponry! Gimme gimme!
[06:57] ---
What'll I do...?
[06:59] ---
Maybe I'll go home.
[07:01] ---
No chance of finding it...
[07:05] ---
AAAAAhhhhh!! There it is!!
[07:07] ---
I've finally found it, sir!
[07:10] ---
My board!
[07:13] ---
Gero?
SIGN Not there
[07:14] ---
It's not there!
[07:16] ---
The horn decoration that marks it
as the leader's ship is not there, sir!
[07:19] ---
Gero! I thought I'd finally found it!
[07:22] ---
But it isn't mine!
[07:27] ---
I'm done.
[07:29] ---
I've spent all of my energy, sir.
[07:32] ---
I don't even have the energy
to walk back home.
[07:39] ---
Glance.
[07:39] ---
I know!
[07:41] ---
If I just ride this home...
[07:45] ---
N-No...
[07:47] ---
That would make me a robber...
[07:49] ---
It would make me no better than
the culprit who stole my board, sir!
[07:58] ---
Glance.
[08:00] ---
No... an eye for an eye...
a tooth for a tooth...
[08:04] ---
If you're stolen from,
steal right back, sir!
[08:08] ---
This is the space police's fault, anyway,
for not seriously looking for my board!
SIGN Annoying
SIGN Keroro Boss (A-Type)
[08:13] ---
You must not, Sergeant Keroro!
[08:16] ---
Are you prepared to sink down
to becoming a criminal?!
[08:20] ---
That's all very well,
[08:21] ---
but I've already proven
the space police are lazy!
[08:24] ---
Even if I steal it, there is
no worry of me being caught!
SIGN Nothing!
[08:31] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero!
[08:34] ---
Gara gara gara gara!
[08:36] ---
Ah! He's...
[08:38] ---
Thief, poyo!
[08:39] ---
Move it, move it, outta the way, gara!
[08:44] ---
You won't get away, poyo!
[08:46] ---
Shut up, gara!
[08:48] ---
Wait, poyo!
[08:50] ---
See ya!
[08:53] ---
Poyo poyo...
[08:56] ---
Hmph! Serves you right, ma'am!
SIGN Keroro Boss (B-Type)
[08:58] ---
Sergeant Keroro!
[08:59] ---
That was Mecha Viper!
[09:01] ---
Don't you think that
silently letting him go
[09:03] ---
brings shame to the name of
the Keroro Platoon?!
[09:08] ---
This is... not stealing...
[09:12] ---
I'm just borrowing for a little while,
to catch the criminal!
[09:15] ---
Gara gara!
[09:16] ---
Gero!
[09:20] ---
If it's that way he's gone...
[09:23] ---
...then if I go this way,
I can cut him off, sir!
[09:29] ---
Mecha Viper! I would like a word, sir!
[09:32] ---
Keronian! You guys are like
moths to the flame, gara!
[09:36] ---
Gero!
[09:40] ---
Gara gara gara!
[09:42] ---
Keronian, you are defeated!
[09:46] ---
Gara?
[09:48] ---
Gara!!
[09:49] ---
Space Thief Mecha Viper!
[09:51] ---
I've caught you red-handed, poyo!
[09:57] ---
Sergeant Keroro, this arrest
was all thanks to you, poyo!
[10:01] ---
Thanks for your co-operation, poyo!
[10:03] ---
Ah... that's okay...
[10:05] ---
You're welcome.
[10:07] ---
If I don't slink away quick-like,
[10:09] ---
I risk getting arrested for some nonsense
like stealing this board or something!
[10:13] ---
Well, I'll just be leaving now.
[10:15] ---
Wait just a minute!
[10:17] ---
Oh, no!!
[10:18] ---
That board...
[10:20] ---
Ahh... I didn't steal this, I just...
[10:22] ---
I'm so glad it was found, poyo!
[10:24] ---
Uh?
[10:25] ---
Its registration number matches, poyo!
[10:28] ---
That's your board, poyo!
[10:32] ---
Huh?
[10:33] ---
This is mine?
[10:35] ---
Heh.
[10:37] ---
Isn't that great, Sarge?
[10:39] ---
The horn decoration is back
to normal now and everything.
[10:42] ---
All's well that ends well, sir!
[10:44] ---
All that's left is to make sure to
lock it so it doesn't get stolen...
[10:48] ---
Why are you leaving it here again?
[10:50] ---
Gero.
[10:53] ---
Because... you know,
[10:54] ---
bringing it in and out of the secret base
every time is a pain. Come on...
[10:58] ---
Put it away.
[11:01] ---
Right.
SIGN Underground Secret Base Monthly Parking Lot Unauthorized vehicles will be removed, sir!
[11:05] ---
Ah. There we go!
[11:10] ---
Make sure to keep your
bikes locked up, everyone!
[11:15] ---
Right!
[11:26] ---
The enemy has infiltrated the ship!
[11:28] ---
What?!
[11:29] ---
They're headed for the sick bay.
[11:31] ---
A-Are they...
[11:33] ---
...after...
[11:36] ---
...the captain?!
[11:38] ---
Gero!
[11:39] ---
Captain Geroro's in big trouble!
SIGN Recording Captain Geroro
[11:42] ---
Recording Captain Geroro.
[11:54] ---
Gero!
[11:55] ---
Wh-What's going to happen, sir?!
[12:02] ---
Captain Geroro does a fart attack?!
[12:05] ---
No waaaay. He's not Private Tamama!
[12:10] ---
Gero!
[12:11] ---
It unfolded just as I imagined...
[12:15] ---
What the heck is going on?
[12:20] ---
Keroro: Heroes, Sir!
SIGN Captain Geroro Look forward to the next episode!
SIGN Sponsored by Gerumakku
[12:28] ---
Ahh, it's over, sir.
[12:30] ---
End recording.
[12:42] ---
Kero kero kero...
[12:52] ---
Gero...
[12:56] ---
Nooooo!
[13:00] ---
Kero kero kero...
[13:15] ---
Full to empty!
[13:18] ---
Geronwa!
[13:20] ---
I-It can't be...
[13:24] ---
Geronwa!
[13:25] ---
O-Once again, it happened exactly
the way it came into my head!
[13:30] ---
Th-This's gotta be...
[13:32] ---
Yes! There's no other
possible explanation, sir!
[13:37] ---
Men, I have an important announcement, sir!
SIGN Important Announcement
[13:40] ---
Do not be alarmed... for you see...
SIGN Awakening to a New Super-Breed
[13:43] ---
...I have obtained the power
to see into the future, sir!
SIGN Future Forecast
[13:48] ---
Or, like, future forecast?
[13:50] ---
Yes...
[13:51] ---
Finally!
[13:54] ---
Finally I have awoken as a Newtype.
SIGN Do you remember? The stuff from the better days...
[13:58] ---
Or, like, super powers?
[14:00] ---
That's amazing, Sarge! Is that true?
[14:04] ---
Hmph. So you have superpowers, huh.
[14:06] ---
You! You don't believe me, sir?
[14:09] ---
As a matter of fact, I do.
[14:11] ---
And that is because...
I, too, have obtained superpowers.
[14:14] ---
Gero?
[14:15] ---
What?
[14:16] ---
Yes! I have the ability to move from
point A to point B in the blink of an eye!
SIGN Point A -----> Point B
[14:22] ---
Or, like, The Bonchi?
[14:24] ---
Wow, that's amazing!
[14:26] ---
I, too, have gotten superpowers!
[14:29] ---
Huh?
[14:30] ---
What?
[14:31] ---
I can create shocking electricity
like an electric eel!
[14:36] ---
Or, like, off-grid power?
[14:38] ---
Wow! You, too, Tamama?
[14:40] ---
I have telekenesis.
[14:43] ---
Oh, wow! You, too, Kululu?!
[14:45] ---
I have attained the power of a human magnet!
[14:48] ---
Even you, Dororo!
[14:50] ---
Tch. I thought I was the only one
who'd gotten superpowers.
[14:54] ---
Wow! This is incredible, you guys!
[14:57] ---
But... why did you all suddenly get these?
[15:01] ---
That'll be the work of the spice.
[15:04] ---
Spice?
[15:05] ---
You remember how I treated you all
to my homemade curry awhile back?
[15:11] ---
I sprinkled a bit on that.
[15:14] ---
"Superpower Awakening Spice."
[15:17] ---
Somehow I knew this would be your doing!
[15:20] ---
That's all...
[15:21] ---
No! Good work, good work! Great work, sir!
[15:24] ---
What?!
[15:25] ---
The fact that we have obtained
superpowers is like giving...
[15:28] ---
...a demon a club! Char a Zeong!
[15:31] ---
Now, wherever we go,
no one will stand in our way!
SIGN Kero Force
SIGN Superpower Platoon Kero Force
[15:42] ---
We are the Superpower Platoon, Kero Force!
[15:45] ---
With our powers, we'll explosively
invade Pekopon, sir!
[15:52] ---
Gefu!
[15:56] ---
What's wrong, Sarge?
[15:58] ---
I... I'm going to be hit, sir...
[16:00] ---
By Lady Natsumi...
[16:04] ---
He was right!
[16:06] ---
What on Earth are you playing at?
[16:08] ---
You left a broken plate all over the floor!
[16:10] ---
And didn't replace the
toilet paper after using it all!
[16:13] ---
That's a point, Sarge.
[16:14] ---
Gero?
[16:15] ---
If you can see the future,
[16:17] ---
why didn't you run away before Sis hit you?
[16:22] ---
Th-The truth is...
[16:24] ---
...I can only actually see
five seconds into the future, sir.
[16:28] ---
Huh? Five seconds?
[16:30] ---
Only five seconds, is it?
[16:32] ---
Yes. That's the problem, sir.
[16:35] ---
The five seconds keep passing
while I'm having the vision,
[16:37] ---
so it's too late for me
to do anything about it...
[16:42] ---
A letter for you.
[16:44] ---
Ah!
[16:45] ---
Here.
[16:46] ---
Gero?
[16:47] ---
A letter for you.
SIGN Letter of Challenge to the Keroro Platoon Viper
[16:48] ---
Th-This is... a letter of
challenge from Mecha Viper?!
[16:52] ---
Wh-Where did you get this?
[16:54] ---
The mailbox, of course.
[16:56] ---
The mailbox?!
[16:57] ---
M-Maybe...
[16:59] ---
...while he was here posting
the letter in our mailbox,
[17:01] ---
he took my board that was parked there!
[17:04] ---
Gara gara gara gara!
[17:06] ---
Precisely, gara!
[17:08] ---
Y-You!
SIGN Mecha Viper CX (Climax)
[17:09] ---
Mecha Viper parentheses "Climax"!
[17:11] ---
I made my getaway just so I could
settle the score with you guys, gara!
[17:16] ---
Hmph! Bring it on, sir!
[17:19] ---
All right, punks!
[17:20] ---
We'll teach them just how terrifying our
Superpower Platoon Kero Force can be, sir!
[17:26] ---
Superpower Platoon Kero Force,
emergency dispatch!
[17:30] ---
Gara gara gara!
[17:32] ---
Show me, then! The terror of
your platoon's superpowers!
[17:40] ---
You asked for it, sir!
[17:43] ---
First, my power of foresight!
[17:45] ---
...will be left for later.
[17:48] ---
Giroro! Strike him from up close
with your teleportation!
[17:52] ---
R-Right...
[17:58] ---
Teleporrrrrt!
[18:00] ---
Gero?
[18:01] ---
Huh?
[18:04] ---
Wh-What's up? Where's the teleporting?
[18:07] ---
I... I did...
[18:11] ---
See?
[18:11] ---
10 cm.
[18:13] ---
Gero! You aren't saying you can
only move 10 cm at a time, sir?!
[18:17] ---
S-Sorry.
[18:19] ---
Then you, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
Strike him with a million volts!
[18:22] ---
Okay!
[18:24] ---
Okaaay... charge charge charge charge...
[18:28] ---
Charge charge charge charge charge...
[18:29] ---
A... a balloon...?
[18:30] ---
Charge charge charge charge charge!
[18:37] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[18:39] ---
Now... take this...
[18:43] ---
Ouch!
[18:44] ---
Wh-What are you doing, sir?!
[18:47] ---
Wait, you're not telling me...
SIGN Static Electricity
[18:50] ---
Static electricity.
[18:52] ---
Even Denjiro can create
static electricity, sir!
[18:55] ---
Sorry.
[18:57] ---
Which means... Kululu, you too?
[18:59] ---
Huh? Hnnnnn...
SIGN Spoon Bending
[19:03] ---
Spoon bending.
[19:04] ---
Gero.
SIGN Irritated
[19:06] ---
Maybe we should come back later.
[19:07] ---
My honorable leader!
[19:09] ---
It is too early to give in!
[19:12] ---
Oh! Dororo, you were here!
[19:14] ---
Yes! You can do it, can't you,
Doronuma-kun?!
[19:17] ---
Now, with the power of a human magnet,
draw his movements towards you, and—
[19:20] ---
One yen!
[19:23] ---
Please lend me a one-yen coin!
[19:26] ---
Wh-What are you going to do with one yen?
[19:29] ---
Come on... Hurry!
[19:33] ---
Here.
[19:37] ---
Human magnet!!
SIGN One Yen Stuck To The Forehead
[19:43] ---
One yen stuck to the forehead.
SIGN Irritated
[19:45] ---
That's... it, right?
[19:47] ---
Indeed it is.
[19:49] ---
SNAP!
[19:50] ---
I've heard enough, gara!
[19:55] ---
Gero!
[19:57] ---
Gero! Major trouble!
SIGN 5 seconds ahead
[20:02] ---
In 5 seconds, I foresee myself...
[20:04] ---
...foreseeing myself 5 seconds later foreseeing
myself 5 seconds later foreseeing myself, sir!
SIGN 5 seconds ahead
SIGN 5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
5 seconds ahead
[20:10] ---
And then... that me will look 5 seconds
still further into the future again, and I'll...
[20:16] ---
Th-This is...
[20:19] ---
...me, tomorrow, buying the
newly-released Gundam model!
[20:22] ---
Sir, you're one yen short.
[20:24] ---
What?! I'm one yen short and
can't buy the Gundam model?!
[20:30] ---
This is a terrible precognition, sir!
[20:33] ---
Give me my yen back. Gero?
SIGN Dororo's sweat
[20:35] ---
Dororo's sweat.
[20:37] ---
Noooo! Stay away!
SIGN Thwack!!
SIGN Thwack!!
[20:39] ---
Aaaaaaoooooww!
[20:46] ---
Charge charge charge charge!
[20:47] ---
Charge! Charge charge!
[20:49] ---
Get away from me, gara!
SIGN Static electricity
[20:52] ---
Static electricity.
[20:53] ---
Ouuuuuch!!
SIGN Self-Destruct Button
[20:55] ---
Self-destruct button.
[20:58] ---
This is ridiculous!!
[21:01] ---
Huh?
[21:04] ---
Carelessness is the enemy... or is it static?
[21:08] ---
S-So all that was a coincidence.
[21:11] ---
No!
[21:13] ---
Coincidences compounded...
[21:15] ---
...amount to inevitability!
[21:17] ---
It was inevitable that my foresight would
lead to this lucky conclusion, sir!
[21:22] ---
Gero gero gero gerori.
[21:24] ---
Gero gero gero!
SIGN Toys & Plastic Models Unbalance
[21:25] ---
And... the next day.
[21:27] ---
Sir, you're one yen short.
[21:29] ---
Gero? As I thought...
[21:32] ---
Knowing the future is pretty useless!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
Hey, did you know about the
road traffic safety laws?
SIGN Don't try this at home, kids!
[23:12] ---
You have to wear a seat belt,
even in the back of a car!
SIGN Whisper Whisper Whisper
[23:17] ---
And sticking your head
out of the sunroof while in motion
[23:20] ---
is sooooo out of the question!
[23:23] ---
Never mind that! Mother...
[23:26] ---
"Aki: Editors are Strong, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E233 - Aki: Editors are Strong, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN Todoroku House
SIGN Then there's nothing else for it
[02:03] ---
Why did I ever want to be a mangaka?
SIGN MESSAGES
[02:14] ---
Hayato, are you doing well? It's your mother.
[02:18] ---
How's your manga job going?
[02:22] ---
The beautiful life of a famous creator,
releasing popular work after popular work.
[02:27] ---
That is a dream I can never hope to dream.
[02:29] ---
The reality is day after day spent
unable to escape this small apartment.
SIGN Then there's nothing else for it
[02:34] ---
I was told that when my manga was complete,
it'd put me on the map for sure.
[02:39] ---
That was several months ago.
[02:44] ---
I don't feel any energy in your manga!
SIGN MESSAGES
[02:54] ---
In the first place,
I'm not cut out for gag manga.
[02:59] ---
I wanted to be a mangaka so I could
draw an epic story, set in space.
[03:12] ---
Hello!
[03:14] ---
You must be Okamoto Hayato-kun!
[03:21] ---
Aki: Editors are Strong, Sir!
SIGN Get better soon!! Stick with it!! Don't slack off! I'm here now, so leave it to me!
[03:26] ---
The editor in charge of your manga,
Jitsumatsu-san, fell down some stairs.
[03:30] ---
So until your editor gets out of hospital,
[03:33] ---
I, Hinata Aki, will be your temporary editor!
[03:37] ---
Let's work well together!
[03:38] ---
R-Right...
[03:40] ---
Well, show me your manuscript, then!
[03:42] ---
Whatever state it's in so far is fine.
[03:47] ---
Wow, this woman is...
[03:49] ---
She seems kinder than
my previous editor, Jitsumatsu-san.
[03:56] ---
This is no good at all.
[03:58] ---
The mood and the technical skill
of the drawings are not bad.
[04:01] ---
But the characters leave little impression,
the composition could use some work,
SIGN Stab
SIGN Stab
[04:05] ---
and it's a gag manga,
but it has little momentum.
SIGN Stab
SIGN Stab
[04:08] ---
Honestly, it's like you're
not thinking of the reader.
SIGN Stab
SIGN Stab
SIGN Stab
[04:11] ---
It has nothing to do with your
technical skill or anything.
[04:13] ---
Something more important is missing.
[04:15] ---
I wonder what we can do.
[04:18] ---
Hayato-kun, are you eating
proper regular meals?
[04:22] ---
No, I...
[04:24] ---
Oh, that's no good.
[04:25] ---
If you want to be a pro mangaka,
you need to keep your nutrition up!
[04:29] ---
Come to my place for lunch!
[04:31] ---
Huh?
[04:39] ---
This is 556-san. He's working part-time.
[04:41] ---
Right now I've got him helping me edit
to stand in for Jitsumatsu-san.
[04:45] ---
Take Hayaku-kun back to my place,
quick as you can, would you?
[04:49] ---
Okay! Take this guy, right?!
SIGN Don't try this at home, kids!
[04:56] ---
What?! A new mangaka?
[04:59] ---
Yes. I thought he needed
a change of environment.
[05:03] ---
Come on, Mom... isn't this a bit sudden?
[05:07] ---
Well... yes, I'm sorry for that.
[05:10] ---
But please. Cooperate with me this once.
[05:14] ---
We won't mind since it's you asking, but...
[05:17] ---
But we have Sarge and the others here.
Do you think that'll be okay?
[05:22] ---
Yeah, that's the problem.
[05:25] ---
I think Kero-chan and the rest will be okay.
[05:30] ---
Sorry for not offering you a shower.
You can take a long bath later.
[05:35] ---
But before that...
[05:44] ---
Eat well, work hard!
[05:48] ---
Let me introduce you. These are my
daughter Natsumi and my son Fuyuki.
[05:53] ---
H-Hello.
[05:55] ---
Nice to meet you.
[05:56] ---
H-Hi...
[05:58] ---
These two will look after you.
SIGN Awkward atmosphere
[06:01] ---
You're going to be locked up here
from today on until your work is completed.
[06:05] ---
Got it?
[06:09] ---
Locked up?!
[06:10] ---
Hold on! You never mentioned that!
[06:10] ---
Well, I have other people
I need to meet up with.
[06:13] ---
Please, wait! This is unfair!
[06:13] ---
Natsumi, Fuyuki, he's in your hands!
[06:19] ---
She doesn't take no for an answer...
[06:23] ---
What should we do?
[06:24] ---
We've never had a mangaka
over to stay before.
[06:28] ---
And the biggest problem
by far is those stupid frogs.
[06:33] ---
I know! Why don't we discuss this
with Sarge and the others directly?
[06:37] ---
Gero!
SIGN I am shy today
[06:40] ---
Wh-Who is this guy?!
[06:41] ---
Who is he?!
[06:42] ---
We've never had this level of alert before!
[06:43] ---
Where did he come from?!
Is he an enemy?!
[06:46] ---
Stop acting like bad guy aliens just before
they are finished off. It is unsightly.
[06:52] ---
All I did was change the alert level
settings a little bit, and look at this uproar.
[06:56] ---
You want us to discuss it with these guys?
[06:58] ---
Umm...
[07:00] ---
So basically, the new mangaka
that Hinata Aki is in charge of
[07:03] ---
is now holed up in the Hinata house
and doing work from there?
[07:09] ---
It is a beautiful sight, to see a
young man putting forth effort
[07:12] ---
for the sake of his dream.
[07:13] ---
Are you okay with this, Keroro?!
This is the base for our invasion!
[07:16] ---
What's the meaning of
[07:18] ---
leaving a young man like that
under the same roof as a growing girl?!
[07:23] ---
So it's about Natsumi-chan, as usual.
[07:25] ---
That said... a budding mangaka, is it, sir?
[07:29] ---
For the sake of studying Pekopon,
I have read through all kinds of manga,
[07:33] ---
and already have a full comprehension of
the ideal mangaka-editor relationship, sir!
[07:38] ---
You do?
[07:39] ---
We will do this for Lady Mom,
to whom we owe so much!
[07:43] ---
The Keroro Platoon will do its best, ma'am!
[07:46] ---
Yeah!
[07:48] ---
Tch.
[07:50] ---
I was dragged here like it or not,
and now I'm in the bath.
[07:55] ---
What is this going to achieve?
[08:00] ---
You can take a long bath later.
[08:03] ---
Eat well, work hard!
[08:06] ---
Sorry for not offering you a shower.
[08:12] ---
How's the water temperature?
[08:14] ---
A-Ah!
[08:14] ---
It's just right...
[08:16] ---
We have completed the preparations
for you to begin your work.
[08:18] ---
Ah, thanks... wait, preparations?
[08:21] ---
And who are you?
[08:24] ---
Thank you very much for using this
Hinata-family Japanese-style room today.
[08:30] ---
R-Right.
[08:32] ---
We will ensure that a future great manga
artist like yourself is able to concentrate
[08:35] ---
by providing the
highest level of hospitality, sir.
[08:38] ---
Y-You don't really need to.
SIGN H
[08:41] ---
Start by using this thing.
[08:44] ---
It's an "Everything's a masterpiece while
it's in your head" Idea Editing Ring!
[08:57] ---
This is...
[08:58] ---
It is a mysterious space where we have
slightly put your thoughts in order, sir.
[09:03] ---
Ah, have a look over there.
[09:06] ---
It's the library inside your head, where
we've assembled the source of all your ideas.
[09:11] ---
The library inside my head?
SIGN Nana-iro Soruje All Projects of Yatate Hajime Zekkyou no Kantai Haruka naru Yoru Menon Dakkoku Mobile Suit Gundam Takkyuu-kyou no Uta Haniwa Kin'yudo Kyougaku no Shinbun
[09:13] ---
And this is Masterpiece Corner.
[09:15] ---
Shelves of all your favorite works.
[09:18] ---
We don't seem to have much time
today, so let's just use these.
[09:27] ---
This is...
[09:29] ---
Isn't this a wonderful idea?
[09:31] ---
But this idea...
[09:33] ---
It's just pieced-together parts from the
famous works that already exist here.
[09:36] ---
But it should be a bunch more interesting
than the ideas you'll come up with.
[09:41] ---
Come, come, Master Hayato. Use that,
and your debut will be assured.
[09:45] ---
Come on. Draw it the way a newbie
mangaka draws, and no one'll find out.
[09:50] ---
But... But I couldn't...
[09:53] ---
No, Sarge!
[09:55] ---
I cannot permit this dishonorable act!
[09:57] ---
I never asked you for that!!
[10:04] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[10:06] ---
I'm so sorry for our stupid relatives!
[10:09] ---
Relatives...?
[10:11] ---
Was that... a dream?
[10:13] ---
U-Umm...
[10:16] ---
It doesn't make sense to me.
[10:18] ---
They say those people are
world-travelling magicians...
[10:23] ---
N-Now's not the time for that.
[10:25] ---
What should I make this story about...
[10:27] ---
Ahh... I can't think of anything...
[10:31] ---
Excuse me.
[10:33] ---
What do you want now?
[10:35] ---
I'm a little stuck right now!
[10:38] ---
Our purpose is to help out mangakas!
[10:40] ---
We're fairies!
[10:41] ---
When you mangakas are in crisis,
[10:45] ---
every one of you dreams that
a fairy will come to help!
[10:47] ---
These two are pretty fairies who will
whisper to you hints for your story, sir!
[10:53] ---
Why am I with this woman?!
[10:56] ---
Hello! I thought of
this kind of story for you!
SIGN Whisper Whisper Whisper
[11:02] ---
Mmmm... that's a bit...
[11:05] ---
A romance between a gentleman
and a schoolgirl...
[11:09] ---
What I have to draw is a gag manga
for a shonen magazine.
[11:13] ---
S-So it's no good...
[11:14] ---
Then it is time for my hint now!
[11:18] ---
The protagonist is filled
with jealousy and envy,
SIGN Whisper Whisper Whisper
[11:22] ---
and you draw a drama manga
about how he overthrows society!
[11:25] ---
I said it's a gag manga
for a shonen magazine!!
[11:30] ---
Here I am, cooperating all nicely,
[11:32] ---
and you're gonna get cocky with me?!
[11:35] ---
Tamama Impactttttt—
[11:39] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[11:41] ---
I'm so sorry!
[11:43] ---
Or, like, lifetime's regret?
SIGN Enunciated,
still it lingers in the heart;
recite with feeling
SIGN H
Hinata Family
[11:48] ---
Oh, bother...
[11:49] ---
My manuscript isn't getting anywhere.
[11:51] ---
In that case!
[11:52] ---
For you who is slow with the brush,
I present... the "Ogre Editor"!
[11:57] ---
With such an impactful editor as this,
[12:00] ---
your pen will move
whether you like it or not!
[12:02] ---
Daaahhh, will you get on with it
and finish already?!
SIGN Enunciated,
still it lingers in the heart;
recite with feeling
[12:06] ---
Oh, come on. There's no way he'll shoot.
[12:09] ---
B-B-But... why do you even have
an editor with a gun here?!
[12:13] ---
Oh, it's nothing.
This is just for dramatic eff—
[12:17] ---
Ahhh, I can't take anymore!
[12:18] ---
Draw it now! Get out now!
[12:21] ---
You double-crossed me!
[12:22] ---
Char!!
[12:23] ---
Like I care! I... I...
[12:26] ---
I will never assist this man!!
[12:29] ---
I don't want your assistance!
[12:31] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:33] ---
We won't ever let this happen again!
We beg your forgiveness! We're so sorry!
[12:37] ---
I want to go home...
[12:43] ---
Um...
[12:45] ---
I made some late-night snacks.
[12:47] ---
Would you like some?
[12:48] ---
I'm fine. Thanks anyway.
[12:53] ---
How was it?
[12:56] ---
I thought as much, but he didn't want any.
[12:58] ---
He must still be angry.
[13:01] ---
What will we do if his work
doesn't go well?
[13:05] ---
Honestly! It was a mistake to
rely on them for even a second!
[13:11] ---
Sarge didn't mean to do anything wrong.
[13:14] ---
It'll be okay.
Mom brought him here, after all.
[13:17] ---
He won't abandon his work
over something like this.
[13:21] ---
I hope not.
[13:26] ---
I think I'll go home.
[13:28] ---
I... I'm sorry, sir.
[13:31] ---
Again? And this time you're alone?
[13:33] ---
Well...
SIGN Any more
will have the
opposite effect
[13:34] ---
Any more will have the opposite effect.
[13:36] ---
After that many failures...
SIGN He is more
than we
can handle
[13:37] ---
He is more than we can handle.
[13:39] ---
...carrying out this operation as a platoon...
SIGN Can't be
bothered
[13:40] ---
Can't be bothered.
[13:41] ---
...was, practically speaking...
SIGN Or, like,
one-man
business?
[13:43] ---
Or, like, one-man business?
[13:44] ---
...impossible, sir.
SIGN Do it yourself!
[13:45] ---
Do it yourself!
[13:47] ---
Ah, but never mind that!
[13:49] ---
This is to apologize for before, sir.
SIGN Dojo Pie
[13:51] ---
Come on! Just as a late-night snack.
[13:53] ---
I'm fine.
[13:54] ---
Gero.
[13:55] ---
I never planned to work
in this place, anyway.
[13:58] ---
I'm leaving.
[14:00] ---
Wait just a minute! Then how will
I be able to face Lady Mom?!
[14:05] ---
That's your own problem, not mine.
[14:09] ---
I'll never be able to write a
proper manga in a place like this!
[14:12] ---
Then, at least until Lady Mom
gets back home—
[14:15] ---
Please, sir!
[14:16] ---
I have snacks!
[14:17] ---
I'm fine.
SIGN Galactic Bath
[14:18] ---
Then a hot spring!
[14:19] ---
I don't need one.
[14:21] ---
Then games, games!
[14:23] ---
Gero!
[14:24] ---
I've got no choice!
It's the last resort, sir!
[14:27] ---
Gero!
[14:28] ---
Noooo! My Gundam model collection!
[14:33] ---
Kero?
[14:35] ---
You have some quite rare ones...
[14:38] ---
M-Master Hayato. You like Gundam models?
[14:42] ---
Yes, though I haven't made many recently.
[14:44] ---
That makes things so much easier, sir!
[14:47] ---
Let's talk Gundam models
until Lady Mom gets back!
[14:51] ---
N-No, I...!
[14:57] [SONG] ---
The miracle that you and I met on this planet
SIGN Enunciated,
still it lingers in the heart;
recite with feeling
SIGN Gundam Caramels
57 Varieties
Minuscule Real Models
SIGN Enunciated,
still it lingers in the heart;
recite with feeling
[15:10] [SONG] ---
Wasn't a coincidence;
SIGN 57 Varieties Minuscule Real Models
[15:13] [SONG] ---
It was written in the stars.
[15:22] [SONG] ---
Let's engrave these precious
memories in our hearts.
SIGN Enunciated,
still it lingers in the heart;
recite with feeling
[15:36] [SONG] ---
Even becoming an adult
[15:51] [SONG] ---
Doesn't scare me if I'll be with you.
SIGN Enunciated,
still it lingers in the heart;
recite with feeling
[16:08] ---
I'd better go home.
[16:21] ---
Hinata-san!
[16:23] ---
Ah, Hayato-kun! I'm back.
[16:26] ---
What are you doing?
[16:27] ---
Well, I'm making packed lunches
for Natsumi and Fuyuki.
[16:31] ---
I'm usually always at work,
leaving all the chores to those two.
[16:35] ---
I've got to do my job as a mother
at times like this.
[16:39] ---
Aren't you... tired?
[16:42] ---
Of course I am!
[16:44] ---
But my tiredness flies right away when
I imagine the happiness on their faces.
[16:49] ---
You helped out, too, this time.
[16:53] ---
Here.
[16:54] ---
These are for you.
[16:56] ---
For me?
[16:57] ---
An all-nighter like that must
have tired you out, right?
[16:59] ---
Let's eat them together.
[17:02] ---
Did you meet Kero-chan and the others?
[17:04] ---
Kero-chan? Ahh... yes.
[17:06] ---
That must have been hard work.
[17:08] ---
I'm sure their vitality
must have surprised you.
[17:11] ---
Ha ha... well, yeah.
[17:13] ---
But the thing about those guys is...
[17:15] ---
...they're always frantically
trying to please someone.
[17:19] ---
Just watching them kind of
gives me energy, you know?
[17:24] ---
I don't feel any energy in your manga!
[17:28] ---
Energy...
[17:29] ---
That's what I want to be like.
[17:32] ---
I want to communicate all the energy
I've been given to my readers.
[17:36] ---
The drive to delight them and make
them happy is my sole purpose.
[17:39] ---
But I'll never match up
to Kero-chan's platoon.
[17:43] ---
To please someone...
[17:46] ---
Communicating energy...
[17:56] ---
I...
[17:58] ---
I was constantly thinking about my own debut.
[18:03] ---
But... there's something more...
[18:07] ---
...more important than that...
[18:09] ---
...so close to me.
[18:19] ---
I...
[18:20] ---
I want people to take delight in my manga.
[18:23] ---
I want to communicate the energy I was given.
[18:26] ---
To whoever who will read my manga...
[18:29] ---
...and...
[18:31] ---
...to the people of this house.
[18:42] ---
I finished it.
[18:45] ---
Yes!!
[18:55] ---
Well...
[18:56] ---
I've made copies of everything except the cover.
Now I just need to wait for Hinata-san.
[19:07] ---
Your editor Jitsumatsu is back in action!
[19:10] ---
I'm taking you and that manuscript back!
[19:12] ---
W-Wait! I still haven't thanked anyone!
[19:14] ---
And Hinata-san needs to read my manuscript!
[19:19] ---
It's funny. It's really funny!
[19:22] ---
You've gotten really good, Okamoto-kun!
[19:24] ---
O-Oh?
SIGN Hello, friend. Friend?! Gero geeeeeero! BOOM
[19:26] ---
In particular, the vitality these
characters are packed with is incredible!
[19:28] ---
It's like you've seen them in person!
[19:30] ---
Well... uh...
[19:32] ---
You're bound to make a name
for yourself with this!
[19:34] ---
Let's get the ball rolling
on arranging a second serial!
[19:54] ---
Hinata-san!
[19:55] ---
I read the copy of your manuscript!
[19:57] ---
It was super funny!
[20:01] ---
But consider making the eyes of the
character on page 5, panel 3 a bit more teary!
[20:06] ---
Also, similarly on page 11...
[20:07] ---
Lady Mom. This is an emotional scene.
An emotional scene!
[20:10] ---
Save the tips for when
he makes another one!
[20:13] ---
Gero?
[20:14] ---
Gero...
[20:15] ---
Master Hayato... can you see me?
[20:23] ---
Well... I guess it doesn't matter, sir!
[20:34] ---
Do your best.
SIGN Torodoku House
SIGN MESSAGES
[21:01] ---
I read it, Hayato.
[21:03] ---
It was super funny!
[21:12] ---
Oh, yeah...
[21:14] ---
The one who first praised my manga...
SIGN MESSAGES
[21:22] ---
Hayato, are you doing well? It's your mother.
SIGN Todoroku House
[21:25] ---
How's your manga job going?
[21:28] ---
The events of this autumn day left a
definite mark in the young man's heart.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
I'm Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN Laaaazy
[23:09] ---
We've been so busy with swimsuits and
Mushas and whatever else recently!
[23:12] ---
And I mean, we're changing the
ending every week, as well!
[23:15] ---
So, like, it's no wonder we forget!
About the invasion of Pekopon!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pain
[23:21] ---
Trials and tribulations.
[23:22] ---
"Keroro: Grand Operation Telops, Sir!"
SIGN Zip Code 123-OOXX
Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO
Keroro Gunsou Telop Staff
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Invading with a How-To Book, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E234 - Keroro: Grand Operation Telops, Sir! / Keroro: Invading with a How-To Book, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN Unbalance Q
[01:31] ---
Ideas can come from the most
minor things sometimes.
SIGN Laaaaazy
[01:38] ---
Now isn't that a cute chick?
[01:41] ---
But this chick was actually...
SIGN Three days later...
[01:44] ---
...the great monster, Yakitorin!
[01:50] ---
TV sure is convenient, sir.
SIGN Three days later
[01:53] ---
Three days later.
[01:54] ---
You just need a telop like that,
and everything moves on just fine!
[01:58] ---
If only everything would go right in the
harsh real world after just a single telop.
[02:02] ---
Wait!
[02:04] ---
Couldn't I... use this?
[02:09] ---
Keroro: Grand Operation Telops, Sir!
[02:17] ---
I wonder what to do for lunch!
[02:19] ---
Okay, decided!
SIGN 40 minutes later
[02:21] ---
Mmm, delicious!
[02:24] ---
Wait, did I eat that already?
[02:27] ---
That's weird...
SIGN Niagara Falls
SIGN Hinata Kitchen
[02:35] ---
What?!
[02:37] ---
Am I dreaming?!
[02:39] ---
Hiiiiii-larious!
[02:42] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN Shake Shake
[02:44] ---
Okay, next!
SIGN Gathering of Arazazaians
[02:53] ---
What is this?!
[02:56] ---
My "Day Telopper"
[02:58] ---
is an amazing gizmo that makes things occur
exactly according to the telops it displays!
[03:02] ---
Hey, mister, let me have a try!
SIGN Mountain of Sweets
[03:09] ---
Yay, I did it!
[03:10] ---
That's great! That's amazing!
SIGN Glee
SIGN Glee
[03:13] ---
Okay, me too.
SIGN Mountain of Gundam Models
[03:16] ---
Whoowee! This is amazing, sir!
[03:18] ---
I should have thought of this earlier!
SIGN Days of Training
[03:23] ---
Gero!
[03:25] ---
Purify your minds and bodies,
[03:27] ---
and wash away your evil thoughts
of invading Pekopon.
[03:31] ---
Don't put weird telops up!
SIGN My Room
[03:36] ---
Punishment, sir.
SIGN CENSORED
[03:40] ---
Wah! Wait... You can't see my face!
[03:43] ---
That's so mean, Keroro-kun!
[03:45] ---
Gero gero gero.
[03:47] ---
Never mind that... what does this
have to do with invading Pekopon?
[03:51] ---
You dumbo, are you doing this
for your own enjoyment again?
[03:54] ---
There you go again!
[03:56] ---
You must have zero aptitude for invading
Pekopon if this doesn't spark any ideas!
[03:59] ---
Wh-What?
SIGN Lazy Glutton
[04:01] ---
Or, like, lazy glutton?
[04:04] ---
That's a bit much...
[04:06] ---
If we make telops with this machine,
[04:08] ---
we can make whatever we want reality, sir!
[04:11] ---
Which means!
[04:12] ---
If we make a telop that sounds like
we'll succeed in our Pekopon invasion,
[04:15] ---
our mission will be completed
in no time at all!
[04:17] ---
You couldn't even get that
through your thick head?!
[04:21] ---
Or, like, lazy glutton?
[04:23] ---
Then will you get on and invade already?!
[04:27] ---
But before that...
[04:29] ---
I'm going to play around like crazy, sir!
[04:31] ---
Telopuu! Telopuu! Haha, puu!
[04:34] ---
Y-You people!
SIGN CENSORED
[04:36] ---
Get rid of this, Keroro-kun!
[04:41] ---
...draw a circle with 10 cm radius about A.
Call its intersection with the diagonal AC—
SIGN 123-XXOO Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO Hinata Fuyuki-sama
[04:46] ---
And send your letters to this address!
[04:48] ---
Wait, what am I doing?
[04:52] ---
Hiiiiii-larious!
SIGN Harumi-doori Shopping District
[04:56] ---
Would you like some wrapping ties?
SIGN Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[04:59] ---
They close bags tight, and you can
use them to wrap presents up cutely!
SIGN Wrapping ties
[05:03] ---
Oh, those are called wrapping ties?
I never knew that...
[05:08] ---
You may not have known their name, but
they're still useful! That's what's important!
[05:11] ---
Ohh! What nice words!
SIGN Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[05:13] ---
How would you like some wrapping ties?
SIGN Sold Out
[05:18] ---
Brother, it looks like we sold them all!
[05:20] ---
Our enthusiastic sales technique has won out!
SIGN Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[05:23] ---
I'm so glad, brother!
[05:25] ---
Now this month's—
SIGN Returned
[05:28] ---
What's going on, Lavie?!
[05:30] ---
Huh? It looks like we just
imagined selling them all!
[05:34] ---
Thanks to our enthusiastic
imagination technique!
SIGN Harumi-doori Shopping District
[05:36] ---
Hiiiiii-larious! Yes! Hiiiiii-larious!
Yes! Hiiiiii-larious!
[05:37] ---
Let's do it all over again, brother!
[05:47] ---
What a wonderful afternoon moment...
SIGN And no one could have predicted what unfolded next...
[05:51] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[05:57] ---
Why?!
[05:58] ---
Ah, Momoka-san!
[05:59] ---
Come! You must buy some, too!
[06:01] ---
Huh? B-Buy what?
[06:03] ---
Wrapping ties.
[06:05] ---
Wrapping ties?
SIGN Cute Useful!!
[06:06] ---
These are the best for closing bags!
[06:09] ---
Bags...?
[06:09] ---
10 included! Just 30 yen!
[06:12] ---
Please, please!
[06:14] ---
Okay, then... I'll buy some.
[06:16] ---
Paul.
[06:17] ---
Right.
SIGN And no one could have predicted how it would end up...
SIGN Empty
[06:24] ---
Empty...
[06:26] ---
What?!
[06:27] ---
What's the matter?
[06:29] ---
My wallet is... empty, milady.
[06:34] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN Cute Useful!! We have wrapping ties
[06:35] ---
I'm sorry for Paul!
[06:36] ---
My humblest apologies.
[06:38] ---
What is this...
[06:40] ---
...indefinable despair?
[06:42] ---
Brother...
SIGN 123-OOXX Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO 556-sama
[06:44] ---
And you can send your letters
to cheer us up to this address!
[06:47] ---
We'll be waiting!
[06:49] ---
The hell is this?!
SIGN Harumi-doori Shopping District
[06:52] ---
Hiiiiii-larious!
[06:54] ---
Hmph. Ridiculous.
[06:56] ---
Hey! Keroro!
[06:57] ---
Hurry up and carry out the
invasion of Pekopon already!
[06:59] ---
Oh, Giroro, my dear.
You're like a nagging in-law, sir.
[07:04] ---
What?! Just get your butt
back here right now!
[07:06] ---
Sure, sure...
[07:08] ---
Okay. We'll now use our convention-violating
new weapon, the Day Telopper,
SIGN CENSORED
[07:13] ---
to carry out our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[07:17] ---
So, what kind of telop should we go with?
[07:19] ---
Should be "The Keroro Platoon successfully
invades Pekopon," do you not think?
SIGN Keroro Platoon Successfully Invades Pekopon!
[07:23] ---
Bit obvious, isn't it?
[07:25] ---
Who gives a crap about that?!
[07:26] ---
Then how about "Pekopon and
Planet Keron became one"?
SIGN CENSORED
SIGN Pekopon and
Planet Keron
became one!
[07:31] ---
Wait, please, take this off!
[07:33] ---
Then why not just "At the end of a
hard-fought battle, the Keroro Platoon
SIGN At the end of a hard-fought battle,
the Keroro Platoon at last thrashed
Pekopon to an overwhelming defeat,
and achieved total conquest!!
by Giroro
[07:36] ---
at last thrashed Pekopon
to an overwhelming defeat,
[07:39] ---
and achieved total conquest!!"
[07:42] ---
You're going to put that up as a telop?
[07:44] ---
That's the operation, isn't it?
[07:46] ---
It's too long!
[07:47] ---
In the first place,
it won't even fit on the screen.
[07:50] ---
You think of one, then!
[07:51] ---
I know! This is the perfect time
to use this thing, sir!
[07:54] ---
Gero gerori.
SIGN After thinking for an entire day
SIGN CENSORED
[07:58] ---
Gero.
[07:58] ---
I can't think of anything...
[08:01] ---
Fine, then... let's solicit ideas
from our viewers.
SIGN 123-OOXX
Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO
Keroro Gunsou Telops-sama
[08:06] ---
Yep! You can send them to this address!
SIGN CENSORED
[08:10] ---
What a response.
[08:13] ---
Or, like, deeply thankful?
[08:16] ---
Choosing from these is gonna be hard work!
[08:17] ---
Oy! Keroro, you dumbo,
are you dawdling deliberately?!
[08:21] ---
Well, you know how it is.
SIGN Congratulations
[08:23] ---
Finally faced with our
invasion becoming a reality,
[08:26] ---
I find myself filled
with deep emotion, sir.
SIGN CENSORED
[08:35] ---
Aww, they're getting a little pensive.
[08:37] ---
You dumbos! Has the time you've spent on
Pekopon caused you to forget your mission?!
[08:42] ---
Hand it over! I'll finish this myself!
[08:46] ---
Here we go!
[08:47] ---
I'll do it, sir!
[08:48] ---
You're in the way!
SIGN CENSORED
[08:49] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[08:50] ---
Both of you, stop fighting!
[08:51] ---
I said I'll do it, and I'll do it!
[08:55] ---
The Keroro Platoon...
[08:59] ---
...achieves... Pekopon... invasion...!
[09:05] ---
Gero?
SIGN CENSORED
SIGN The Keroro Platoon achieves Pekopon invasion!
[09:19] ---
Did we do it?
[09:21] ---
Did we... actually... succeed?
[09:25] ---
Corporal Giroro...
[09:29] ---
We've finally done it, sir...
[09:32] ---
We've invaded Pekopon!
[09:34] ---
Keroro!
[09:36] ---
Now, let us all resonate in victory, sir!
[09:39] ---
Yeah!!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Pekoposo
[09:58] ---
Wait... where is this?
SIGN Pe - ko - po - so
[10:00] ---
Pe... ko... po... so...?
[10:03] ---
What the heck is that?!
[10:08] ---
What a terrible telop typo, sir...
[10:11] ---
Or, like, lazy glutton?
[10:13] ---
That stupid Red...
[10:15] ---
And so, thanks to someone's typo,
peace on Earth was once again protected.
[10:19] ---
Th-This is... my fault?
SIGN wtf XDDDDDDD
this is fine too ;D
SIGN Natsumi is mai waifu
SIGN erodaruma XDDDDD
go to schooooool LOL
SIGN * Uploading this video to the net without permission is strictly prohibited.
SIGN ° A request from Keroro. When watching this anime,
brighten the room and sit a distance from the TV, sir.
[10:23] ---
Wh-What the heck are these telops?!
SIGN What the heck is this ending!!!!!
（°’∀`°）lolololololololol
SIGN You guys really love Giroro don't you LOL
SIGN Giroro ctfd XDDDDD
SIGN Natsumi my love
Nii-chan, do something about this XDDD
SIGN giroro so cute lol
SIGN Don't you give a crap about
invasion anymore?!?! :D:D:D
[10:25] ---
These are so mean! Staff!!
SIGN Learn to type. (^o^)
SIGN Pekopondou Shoten Books
[10:35] ---
Carefully searching for books in a bookshop
is nice to do from time to time, isn't it?
[10:40] ---
I thought we had a good thing going
with invading with telops.
[10:44] ---
Oh, well. This is when you've gotta
read some manga for a change of mood.
SIGN Shonen Alpha
[10:48] ---
Gero?
SIGN A Must-Read For Invading Aliens Highly-rated throughout the universe!! Already sold 6,800,000,010,000 copies!
[10:50] ---
"A Must-Read For Invading Aliens"...
[10:52] ---
Th-This is...!
[10:58] ---
Keroro: Invading with a How-To Book, Sir!
[11:03] ---
Uhh, so, our next Pekopon
invasion strategy will be...
[11:06] ---
...this!
SIGN You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion! Five Conditions For Success
[11:09] ---
We are going to invade Pekopon with a book?
SIGN You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion! Five Conditions For Success
[11:11] ---
Umm...
[11:13] ---
"You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion"?
[11:15] ---
"Five Conditions For Success"...
[11:18] ---
This is one of those so-called how-to books.
[11:20] ---
Do you seriously think you'll be able to
invade Pekopon by reading that, dumbo?
[11:25] ---
Look at the author's name. The author.
SIGN Author (Recent Photograph)
Urere
[11:29] ---
U...
[11:29] ---
...re...
[11:30] ---
...re?
[11:33] ---
Correct!
[11:34] ---
That man who, at his busiest,
has five invasions a week in his schedule!
SIGN Ultra-Popular
SIGN Super
Elite
[11:38] ---
This book was written by that
ultra-popular invader, Urere!
SIGN Eloquent
SIGN Successful
[11:41] ---
The author, who has completed
13,796 invasions,
[11:46] ---
reveals his methods like never before!
[11:48] ---
"Just five simple conditions for
your invasion to be a success!"
[11:53] ---
it says!
SIGN 13,796 Invasions Completed
[11:55] ---
You can't criticize the practical results.
[11:57] ---
Ya see, ya see? Plus, this book has...
[12:00] ---
...a sealed bonus extra that only opens when
you've satisfied all five conditions, sirree!
[12:05] ---
Ta-da!
SIGN Extra
[12:07] ---
What's inside the extra will
have your nose spurting blood!
[12:09] ---
A blueprint for a perfect invasion weapon!
SIGN Blood-Spurting-Worthy Invasion Weapon Blueprint
[12:12] ---
If we just have this...
[12:13] ---
Ooh!
[12:15] ---
Or, like, Tanioka Yasuji?
SIGN You Can Do It! Pekopon Invasion!
Five Conditions For Success
[12:17] ---
Then let's get started!
Just as it says in this book!
[12:23] ---
Why are we rafting?!
SIGN You Can Do It!
Pekopon Invasion!
[12:26] ---
Condition one of the five conditions
for success is "teamwork."
SIGN Five Conditions For Success Condition 1 Teamwork
[12:31] ---
This is absolutely indispensable for a
platoon aiming for invasion, don't you think?
[12:35] ---
Everyone knows that, but even so,
this is quite a difficult thing to achieve.
[12:39] ---
So, how do you increase your teamwork?
[12:42] ---
Sports that you play as a team
are perfect here.
[12:45] ---
In my experience, something like whitewater
rafting will give your teamwork a big boost!
[12:50] ---
That's what it said in the book, sir!
[12:53] ---
Port! What are you doing?! Row faster!
[12:55] ---
Gero! We're gonna hit the rock!
[12:58] ---
Leave it to me!
[13:04] ---
Why logs?!
[13:14] ---
Now it's a waterfall!
[13:17] ---
I will handle this!
[13:26] ---
Fight!
[13:27] ---
Ippatsu!!
SIGN Extra
[13:32] ---
Condition one of the five conditions
for success, "teamwork," is...
[13:38] ---
...cleared! Congratulations!
[13:40] ---
Aw, yeah!
[13:41] ---
Okay, let's keep it up! On we go!
SIGN Vault
[13:47] ---
Condition two of the five conditions
for success is "acquisition of funds."
SIGN Five Conditions For Success Condition 2 Acquisition of Funds
[13:52] ---
If you blame insufficient funds from
the army for your lack of progress,
[13:56] ---
you're already counting yourself out.
[13:58] ---
If you think they will not suffice,
you need to gather more funds yourself.
[14:01] ---
You can research the place you
will be invading at the same time,
SIGN Extra
[14:04] ---
so you can kill two birds with one stone.
[14:06] ---
Gero gerori.
[14:08] ---
Not only do we have our Keron Army budget,
we have our profits from the instant dumplings,
SIGN Rare Material
[14:11] ---
Kululu's "rare material" DVDs,
[14:13] ---
the Lady Natsumi figures
for the space fanatics,
[14:15] ---
our allowances from Lady Mom...
[14:16] ---
Relatively speaking,
our coffers are in tip-top shape, sir.
[14:19] ---
Well, we'll just call condition two
cleared and move right on.
[14:23] ---
Hold it.
[14:24] ---
If they're so tip-top, what is this about?
SIGN Empty...
[14:30] ---
Stone-broke.
[14:32] ---
Huh? Whyever could that be?
[14:35] ---
Little Keroro doesn't know why at all!
[14:37] ---
Ow!
[14:37] ---
Don't try and get out of this
with that creepy voice!
[14:41] ---
Here ya go.
[14:42] ---
Oooh! I knew I could count on you,
Sergeant Major Curry!
[14:44] ---
You're the best in the platoon
at getting funds, yes yes!
[14:47] ---
So? What rare items did you sell?
[14:49] ---
Hmmmm? Auctioned everything you
were hoarding and not using.
[14:52] ---
And all the Gundam models
from your Gundam Model Room.
SIGN Empty!!
SIGN Extra
[15:01] ---
Condition two, "acquisition of funds," is...
[15:05] ---
...cleared! Congratulations!
[15:07] ---
Or, like, selfless values?
[15:10] ---
Gundam models...
SIGN Book of Songs
[15:12] ---
Next is karaoke?!
SIGN The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[15:14] ---
Condition three of the
five conditions for success...
[15:17] ---
...is "confirmation of your goal."
SIGN Five Conditions For Success Condition 3 Confirmation of Your Goal
[15:19] ---
The biggest cause of invasions going badly
[15:22] ---
is that life on the planet to be invaded
becomes so fun
[15:24] ---
that you forget your original objective.
[15:28] ---
In fact, according to my research,
an astonishing 93% of invaders
[15:32] ---
find themselves at a standstill
because of this.
[15:35] ---
So, how do we not forget our goal?
That is truly easy.
[15:40] ---
Just try saying it out loud every time.
[15:43] ---
I do things like setting it to little tunes,
and say it over and over.
[15:47] ---
Okay, everybody.
SIGN The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[15:49] ---
Let's all try saying our goal out loud, sir.
[15:52] ---
One, two, three!
[15:54] ---
Pekopon invasion.
[15:56] ---
No! No good, no good, no good at all!
SIGN Passion
[15:59] ---
Can't you say it with
more Everybody Passion?!
[16:02] ---
But, Mr. Sergeant, what does it sound like
to say it with Everybody Passion?
[16:08] ---
Like this, sir.
[16:10] [SONG] ---
Pekoponnn i-i-n-n-va-a-a-sioooon...
SIGN The 70th Nodo Jiman Contest
[16:15] ---
God this is dumb.
[16:17] ---
Okay! Repeat after me!
[16:21] [SONG] ---
Pekopoonnnnn invasioonnn...
[16:24] [SONG] ---
Missus invasionnnn...
[16:26] ---
No no no! One more time!
[16:27] [SONG] ---
Pe-ko-po-nnn invasioooooonn...
[16:30] [SONG] ---
Nya nya nya nyaaa...
[16:32] ---
One more time!
[16:33] [SONG] ---
Pekopon invasionnn...
[16:36] ---
Once more!
[16:38] [SONG] ---
Pekopon invasionnn...
[16:41] ---
That's the way!
[16:45] [SONG] ---
Pe-ko-po-nnnn... invaaaaaaasiooooooon!
[16:55] ---
Cleared! Congratulations!
[16:57] [SONG] ---
Du-waaa!
[17:02] ---
Condition four of the
five conditions for success...
[17:05] ---
...is "have fun!"
[17:07] ---
Mixing work and play is perfectly fine!
[17:08] ---
Enjoying your invasion operation
is a quick road to success.
[17:12] ---
If you have fun, a power of 10
can become 20, or even 30!
SIGN Brag
[17:17] ---
Ohh! Now I can say with confidence that
we've definitely already cleared this one, sir!
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pain
[17:28] ---
There is no pleasure without pain.
SIGN Pleasure
[17:30] ---
There is no pain without pleasure.
SIGN Pleasure
SIGN Pleasure
[17:35] ---
Ahh, I'm glad to at least
have gotten my Dom back, sir!
[17:39] ---
This is just what we always see.
[17:41] ---
Or, like, focused playing?
[17:45] ---
Congratulations!
You cleared the fourth condition!
[17:49] ---
Condition five of the
five conditions for success is...
[17:52] ---
"Think about what comes after
starting the operation."
[17:54] ---
All invaders think hard about everything
leading up to their operation,
SIGN Five Conditions For Success Condition 5 Think About What Comes After Starting the Operation!
[17:59] ---
but they often completely ignore
what comes after it starts.
[18:02] ---
This is actually what separates a successful
operation from an unsuccessful one.
SIGN Fiddle Fiddle
[18:10] ---
What the heck links Pekopon
invasion and artificial flowers?
[18:13] ---
When we invade Pekopon,
[18:15] ---
there will be some Pekoponians who
capitulated to the Keroro Platoon on the way,
[18:19] ---
and there will be a need to distinguish them
from the Pekoponians who did not, sir.
[18:23] ---
I see!
[18:24] ---
So we will use these artificial flowers as a guide,
in order to avoid meaningless fighting!
[18:29] ---
I will lend my full cooperation!
SIGN Fiddle Fiddle
[18:32] ---
So how many of these flowers
do we have to make?
[18:36] ---
Just as many as there are Pekoponians, sir.
[18:39] ---
So, Commander...
[18:40] ---
...do you know how many
Pekoponians there are?
[18:43] ---
6 billion, 676 million.
SIGN Realtime Pekopon Population Counter What's the current population of Pekoponians? 6,676,437,517 people * View projected figure for what date? [ Now ]
[18:45] ---
And, let's see... the population of Earth is
said to be increasing by 140 people every minute.
[18:52] ---
6.6 billion...
[18:54] ---
Isn't this the perfect time for this thing?
[18:57] ---
Ah! Reusing jokes from the first half!
[18:59] ---
Ohh! I knew I could count on you,
Sergeant Major Garam Masala!
[19:02] ---
Nice idea, sir!
[19:03] ---
Here ya go.
SIGN 10 Years Later
[19:05] ---
G-Gero?
[19:09] ---
We made 6 billion, 676 million of them, sir!
SIGN Extra
[19:14] ---
Congratulations! The fifth condition
has been cleared, as well!
[19:17] ---
Ooh! We've cleared the
fifth one, too, sir!
[19:21] ---
Which means...
[19:22] ---
You've worked hard!
[19:24] ---
Because you cleared all five
conditions for success...
[19:28] ---
...I'll reveal to you all the blueprint
for my extra-special invasion weapon.
[19:32] ---
With this, your invasion operation will
undoubtedly be successful in moments!
[19:42] ---
And so the Keroro Platoon
[19:44] ---
began construction of the
invasion weapon designed by Urere.
[19:48] ---
For the Keroro Platoon, who had cleared all
five conditions, this was mere child's play.
SIGN And...
[19:53] ---
And...
[20:00] ---
...in next to no time, it was complete!
[20:02] ---
We will launch.
[20:05] ---
We will launch into the future!
SIGN Advance
[20:08] ---
We're starting our Pekopon
invasion operation, sir!
[20:21] ---
Runaway in Space! Sir!
[20:31] ---
We've done it, sir!
[20:38] ---
Finally... finally...
[20:40] ---
...we've achieved the invasion of Pekopon
we've desired for so long, sir!
[20:44] ---
Now, let us all resonate in victory, sir!
[20:47] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN Pekoposo
[21:05] ---
Wait... where is this?
SIGN Pe - ko - po - so
[21:08] ---
Pe... ko... po... so...?
[21:12] ---
Running joke?!
[21:15] ---
Wh-Why?!
SIGN You Can Do It! Pekoposo Invasion! Five Conditions For Success Author: Urere
[21:17] ---
Gero?!
[21:18] ---
"You Can Do It! Pekoposo Invasion!
Five Conditions For Success."
[21:25] ---
I think the people who really succeed are
those who don't rely on how-to books.
[21:30] ---
What do you think?
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
SIGN The lake where you can meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[23:07] ---
It's Fuyuki.
[23:08] ---
It was on the news recently that
Bigfoot's body was discovered in America.
SIGN The lake where you can meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[23:12] ---
But then they found out it was a fake.
SIGN Sassie's Voice
CD
[23:15] ---
Why do grown-ups create hoaxes
that are so easily found out?
[23:19] ---
I think I'll ask Sarge sometime!
[23:21] ---
Never mind that!
That's 'cause... I'm a stupid adult.
[23:26] ---
"Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E235 - Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:37] ---
What are you doing, Master Fuyuki, sir?
[01:39] ---
Well... it's this.
SIGN UMA News Big Shock That legend, too, was a HOAX!!
[01:43] ---
Hoax?
SIGN Hoax
[01:45] ---
I'm sure you are all aware of this,
SIGN Yuuhi Shimbun
[01:47] ---
but a "hoax" is something made-up
which is disguised to appear real.
SIGN The Hand of God Was A Hoax!
SIGN Eat *** and Diet!
SIGN The Delivery of Scam E-mails
[01:53] ---
There's a lot of those when it
comes to this kind of stuff.
[01:56] ---
For example, the biggest shock I know
was this one from a few years ago.
SIGN UMA News Sassie was also a HOAX!!
[02:02] ---
Ever since its discovery,
[02:04] ---
Sassie in Lake Sashida has been
a hot topic among UMA fans,
SIGN Sassie
Sashida
[02:08] ---
but a few years ago,
the old man who discovered it...
[02:12] ---
"To tell the truth,
I lied about the whole thing."
[02:15] ---
"You thought it was real?
Aha, sorry about that..."
[02:18] ---
...confessed that the whole thing
was a hoax.
[02:22] ---
I'd been thinking about
going to look for it someday.
[02:25] ---
A hoax... is it, sir?
[02:27] ---
Huh?!
SIGN UMA News
SIGN Giant Creatures Urban Legends Extinct Animals
[02:29] ---
New articles have been written about Sassie!
SIGN New Sassie sighting information at Lake Sashida The witness was a 10-year-old-girl!! First discovered a few years ago
[02:32] ---
"New Sassie sighting
information at Lake Sashida."
SIGN First discovered a few years ago Confessed that it was a fake New sighting information And its discoverer was a 10-year-old girl! What could the truth be...?!
[02:35] ---
"The discoverer was a 10-year-old girl.
What could the truth be...?!"
[02:39] ---
This... might be the real thing!
[02:42] ---
Gero gerori.
[02:46] ---
Fuyuki and the Plesiosaur, Sir!
[03:03] ---
Sarge should have come, too.
[03:06] ---
I remembered something I have to do, sir!
SIGN The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
SIGN The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Welcome to Lake Sashida
[03:22] ---
It's that famous signpost!
SIGN The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
SIGN The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[03:35] ---
Help! Help!
[03:36] ---
Hey!
[03:39] ---
What the heck are you doing?
[03:40] ---
Wh-What do you mean, what?
[03:42] ---
Let go of that sign!
[03:44] ---
But... but I can't swim!
[03:46] ---
Let it go!
[03:49] ---
Surprisingly shallow...
[03:54] ---
So, you live in this village?
[03:57] ---
I came here from Inner-Tokyo.
[04:00] ---
I wondered whether Sassie—
[04:01] ---
You're just here to poke fun, aren't you?
[04:04] ---
I was telling the truth, but
the newspapers and the internet
[04:07] ---
all decided that I was just
lying from the start.
[04:09] ---
Huh?! Then you must be—
[04:12] ---
But... I thought the one who
witnessed Sassie was a girl?
[04:16] ---
Ah— You're a gir—?!
[04:22] ---
Meanwhile, the sergeant was...
SIGN Keyword
[04:25] ---
Today's keyword! Okay, onscreen!
SIGN HOAX
SIGN Potato Chips
[04:28] ---
"Hoax." Huh?
SIGN Yuuhi Shimbun Who is the "KY" Who Dirtied the Coral?
[04:30] ---
Hoax articles! Hoax programs!
SIGN Eat *** and Diet!
SIGN The Delivery of Scam E-mails Yuuhi Shimbun The Hand of God was a Hoax! Eat *** and Diet!
[04:33] ---
Hoaxes are being carried out in
every conceivable field on Pekopon, sir!
[04:39] ---
It does happen a lot, doesn't it,
hoaxes and falsification.
[04:42] ---
When a hoax is uncovered,
SIGN Hoax
[04:44] ---
Pekoponians are filled with immense distrust!
[04:47] ---
The damage is immeasurable!
[04:48] ---
There is no sense in not using this
for an invasion! For example: this.
[04:52] ---
You saw it here first! An alien captured!
[04:55] ---
What?!
[04:55] ---
H-Hey! What is this?!
[04:58] ---
Or, like, shocking footage?
[05:00] ---
And once again, next slide!
[05:02] ---
Three meter alien.
Alien about to be dissected.
[05:05] ---
Space man-faced dog!
[05:07] ---
Gero gero ge.
[05:08] ---
We'll spread these hoax photos far and wide,
SIGN Confusion
[05:10] ---
and drop the Pekoponians into
a Sebastian of confusion, sir!
SIGN Potato Chips
[05:13] ---
So this is a hoax photograph!
[05:15] ---
It could quite easily be
mistaken for the real thing.
[05:18] ---
Nah, it's blatantly a hoax photo.
[05:20] ---
That's it, that's it. That "blatant"
look is what we're going for.
[05:25] ---
Gero.
[05:26] ---
Don't play with my face!!
[05:28] ---
Gero!
[05:31] ---
See ya.
[05:32] ---
Hey, where did you see Sassie?
[05:35] ---
Not telling!
[05:37] ---
Sassie will flee if there are
dopes like you loitering about.
[05:40] ---
Don't say that...
[05:43] ---
Like you believe me!
[05:46] ---
You've got me wrong... I...
[05:55] ---
Suzuki-san's grandkid again?
[05:58] ---
Come on, Futaba-chan. We asked you
to take down that sign already.
SIGN The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[06:03] ---
No! Grandpa made this sign.
[06:06] ---
Huh?! Then he must be the one who first—
[06:10] ---
But she's real! Sassie's real! I saw her!
[06:14] ---
You were just seeing things.
[06:16] ---
Yeah. Just think about it.
[06:18] ---
There's no way a dinosaur from thousands and
thousands of years ago would be in this lake.
SIGN Souvenirs
SIGN Souvenirs Sashidaya
[06:23] ---
But...
[06:24] ---
Strictly speaking,
it was 190 million years ago.
[06:27] ---
And Sassie's not a dinosaur,
but a plesiosaur.
[06:29] ---
Huh?
[06:31] ---
Yes, the chance of a supposedly extinct
creature still being alive in the present day is low.
[06:38] ---
It's also a fact that most info on massive
reptile sightings around the world is fake.
[06:45] ---
But there are credible witness
reports among them, too!
[06:49] ---
In particular, in lakes closed off from
the external sea, there could be something
[06:53] ---
enabling an ancient lifeform to
keep living until the present day.
[06:56] ---
We can never completely
deny that possibility!
[06:59] ---
Uhh...
[07:00] ---
Anyway,
[07:02] ---
just get that signpost removed soon. Got it?
SIGN The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie
Lake Sashida
[07:07] ---
You're...
[07:09] ---
...a nerd, aren't you?
[07:11] ---
Huh? Ah...
[07:13] ---
Come with me.
[07:16] ---
You want to go to where I saw Sassie, right?
[07:19] ---
Y-Yeah!
[07:22] ---
Gero gero ge.
[07:24] ---
Come to think of it, there's no reason
a hoax has to be a photo, sir!
SIGN Snap
SIGN Ancient Ruin Hoax
[07:30] ---
An ancient ruin?
[07:31] ---
Yes!
[07:33] ---
We make them discover some random
relic we planted in advance,
[07:36] ---
confuse the archaeological world,
[07:38] ---
and plunge the Pekoponians' view
of history into protein, sir!
SIGN Archaeological World in Uproar From a Jomon-period ruin: Doguu vs. Zaku
[07:42] ---
Gero gero ge.
[07:44] ---
Or, like, forging ahead?
SIGN Ancient Ruin Hoax
[07:46] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu! Any success?
[07:48] ---
As we discussed,
SIGN Char Zaku
[07:49] ---
I buried your Gundam model in the earth layer
corresponding to the Jomon period (pre 300 BC).
[07:53] ---
All that remains is to wait
for it to be excavated, sir!
[07:56] ---
But what if it never is?
SIGN Huh?
[07:59] ---
Huh?
[08:00] ---
Gero!! My Gundam model!!
[08:05] ---
So you saw Sassie here?
[08:07] ---
Yep.
[08:09] ---
When I first saw Sassie...
[08:12] ---
...what do you think that felt like?
[08:15] ---
I guess I can tell you.
[08:17] ---
I felt super happy.
[08:20] ---
I felt something
welling up deep in my heart.
[08:22] ---
Yeah... I know that feeling.
[08:24] ---
You're surprised, but the
wonder and joy are even stronger...
[08:28] ---
How do you know?
SIGN Huh?
[08:30] ---
Have you seen Sassie?
[08:32] ---
Ah... no, not Sassie, but...
[08:35] ---
But what?
[08:36] ---
I can't really say I've seen
aliens and ghosts...
[08:40] ---
I bet you just saw stuff
on the internet or something.
[08:43] ---
But I've seen the real thing. The real thing!
[08:47] ---
Yeah.
[08:48] ---
Don't blame me if you freak out
when you see the real thing!
[08:52] ---
I'll be careful.
[08:53] ---
You can't do that!
SIGN Souvenirs: Sassie-yaki
Higure Stores
SIGN Specialty: Sassie-yaki
Specialty: Sassie-yaki
[08:54] ---
You can't just set up shop here
without permission!
SIGN Souvenirs
Souvenirs
SIGN Souvenirs Sashidaya
SIGN Lake Sashida Souvenirs
[08:58] ---
We've already got our plates full
with all the hoax nonsense.
[09:01] ---
What is all this?!
SIGN (Local Specialty)
Hoax Manjuu
Hoax Cookies
[09:03] ---
Hoax Manjuu? Hoax Cookies?!
SIGN Lake Sashida Specialties Hoax Merchandise
[09:06] ---
Lake Sashida's Specialties: Hoax Merchandise!
[09:09] ---
Welcome.
[09:10] ---
Huh?! Alisa-chan?!
SIGN Hoax Manjuu
Hoax Cookies
[09:13] ---
Alisa-chan, what are you doing here?
[09:16] ---
Don't tell me you're here to hunt Sassie?!
[09:18] ---
Part-time work.
[09:19] ---
Huh?
[09:19] ---
Part-time work? You?
[09:22] ---
Daddy said I should get some real-world
experience and lead a practical lifestyle.
[09:27] ---
The point is, you can't sell stuff like this,
our village's image will be in tatters!
[09:31] ---
Incidentally, this one is the most popular.
SIGN Netsuzou no Henjin Nanatsu no Hoshi no Daibouken!
SIGN Netsuzou no Henjin Nanatsu no Hoshi no Daibouken! (Hoax Weirdos Big Adventure Across The Seven Stars)
[09:35] ---
The super-popular game
Netsuzou no Henjin (Hoax Weirdos)!
[09:37] ---
Cut it out!
[09:39] ---
Hoax, hoax, hoax!
SIGN Lake Sashida Souvenirs Please buy something to remember your trip by! Sassie
[09:41] ---
H-Hey! Hold on a sec.
[09:42] ---
What! Is she your friend or something?!
[09:45] ---
W-Well, yeah, the thing is...
[09:47] ---
We'll be leaving now...
[09:48] ---
Well, I thought that this might be the year
for hoaxes. Thought I'd capitalize on it!
[09:54] ---
Like heck it is!
[09:56] ---
Who talked just now?
[09:59] ---
Buying one?
[10:00] ---
No, I'm not!
[10:01] ---
In the first place, Sassie
actually exists, okay?!
[10:04] ---
No. There is no such thing here.
[10:06] ---
Huh?
[10:07] ---
What are you talking about?
[10:08] ---
I've seen it! With my own eyes!
[10:11] ---
There's no such thing.
[10:14] ---
Let's go, Fuyuki.
[10:15] ---
O-Okay.
SIGN Souvenirs
[10:18] ---
Alisa-chan, is that true?
[10:20] ---
Yes. I don't sense the existence of
any of those who lurk in the darkness here.
SIGN Reception Counter
SIGN Welcome
Boat Rental
[10:33] ---
So your grandpa lent out boats for a living!
[10:37] ---
But one day he suddenly stopped.
[10:39] ---
Why?
[10:41] ---
I dunno.
[10:43] ---
It must have been pretty hard for you, though.
After your grandpa passed away.
[10:47] ---
They blamed my grandpa for why tourists
stopped coming to our village.
[10:52] ---
And Grandpa was stupid, too.
[10:54] ---
Why did he say it was a hoax?
[10:58] ---
He was so— ah. Watch out there.
[11:06] ---
Owow...
[11:08] ---
Sorry. I haven't cleared that stuff up.
[11:11] ---
Huh? What's this?
[11:15] ---
These are... Sassie...
[11:18] ---
It's gotten blurred...
I can't read it very easily.
[11:23] ---
Look!
[11:25] ---
Why was Grandpa hiding all of this?
[11:29] ---
Anyway, this is decisive proof!
SIGN Piitarou
Piiko
April 21st
[11:32] ---
Your grandpa really did find Sassie!
[11:37] ---
Piiko? Grandpa even gave a name to Sassie?
[11:41] ---
Huh? He rewrote it...
SIGN Piitarou
Piiko
April 21st
[11:48] ---
These must be...
[11:51] ---
There must be a meaning to
the places with these marks.
[11:54] ---
Then... if we go to these places...
[11:56] ---
Yeah! Sassie might be there!
[12:01] ---
If the map is correct,
it should be around here.
[12:09] ---
That was...
[12:10] ---
Sassie's voice!
SIGN Sassie's Voice CD
[12:23] ---
Alisa... chan...
SIGN Sassie's Voice Echoing around the eternity of nature: Sassie's Voice
[12:25] ---
Lake Sashida souvenir: Sassie's Voice CD!
SIGN This product is a conceptualization.
[12:28] ---
Fabricated, naturally.
[12:32] ---
What the heck are you doing?
[12:33] ---
Part-time work. Buying one?
[12:35] ---
No, I'm not!
SIGN Sassie's Voice
[12:37] ---
You can buy it on tape instead.
[12:38] ---
I have a CD player, okay?!
SIGN Sassie's Voice CD
[12:46] ---
There's another one around here...
[12:49] ---
Ah, Fuyuki! Over there!
[12:52] ---
Sassie!
[12:58] ---
Want one?
SIGN RC Sassie
[13:01] ---
Lake Sashida souvenir:
the very popular radio-controlled Sassie!
[13:05] ---
You're doing your part-time job here, too?
[13:07] ---
Buying one?
[13:08] ---
No way.
[13:09] ---
Incidentally, it's like this on the bottom.
SIGN Otter Form
[13:12] ---
I don't care!
[13:13] ---
Sarge would probably like that...
SIGN Otter Form
[13:16] ---
Buying one?
[13:17] ---
No... I think I'll pass.
[13:20] ---
It's raining.
[13:28] ---
The last point is this mark here.
[13:31] ---
That's...
[13:32] ---
You know something?
[13:33] ---
If I remember right,
there's a cave. And what's more...
[13:36] ---
...it matches the direction
I saw Sassie in exactly.
[13:40] ---
That could be where Sassie is.
[13:43] ---
Gero gero ge.
[13:45] ---
I went back to where we started,
and developed an invasion mech, sir!
[13:49] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[13:51] ---
Sure thing.
SIGN Click
SIGN Forgery laser gun
[13:53] ---
A forgery laser gun!
SIGN "From the stub of your broken cigarette" Gun
[13:55] ---
Its name: the "From the stub
of your broken cigarette" Gun!
[13:57] ---
For example, here we have a single photo.
[14:00] ---
Ngaaa! When did you get that?!
[14:06] ---
My precious photo!
[14:08] ---
It became a forged photo!
[14:11] ---
That is incredible!
[14:14] ---
We'll use this to turn everything into fakes,
[14:17] ---
and confuse the heck out
of those Pekoponians, sir!
[14:20] ---
Gero gero ge.
[14:22] ---
Gero...
SIGN Now, you hold in that hand A morsel of tuna. by 623
[14:26] ---
The autograph I got from 623-san...
SIGN Hinata Natsumi Very well done. 100
[14:28] ---
My test I got 100 on...
SIGN Hinata Natsumi Try hard to improve. 0
[14:31] ---
How dare you turn them all into fakes!
[14:34] ---
Ah... she already confiscated it.
[14:36] ---
Now, then.
[14:38] ---
What will happen if I shoot
you with this, I wonder...?
[14:42] ---
Gero...
[14:46] ---
Fuyuki, the rain has gotten stronger.
[14:49] ---
I advise against this.
[14:51] ---
Alisa-chan...
[14:52] ---
Why are you constantly
getting in my way?
[14:58] ---
Hmph. Let's go, Fuyuki.
[15:01] ---
Okay...
[15:12] ---
Fuyuki, we're almost there.
[15:14] ---
Ah, right.
[15:36] ---
Isn't that...?!
[15:38] ---
Sassie!
[15:46] ---
A paper decoration...
[15:49] ---
Who did this?
[15:50] ---
Grandpa.
SIGN Piiko
[15:59] ---
When I was little, I was
so proud of my grandpa.
[16:04] ---
So proud that my grandpa
had found Sassie.
[16:07] ---
But he said that it was all a lie
before he passed away.
[16:13] ---
And then every day after that,
[16:14] ---
my friends started making fun of me.
[16:18] ---
The Sassie my grandpa found
might have been a lie.
[16:22] ---
But the one I found was the real thing...
[16:25] ---
It wasn't a stupid fake.
I really believed that.
[16:28] ---
But even the one I saw...
[16:30] ---
...was that paper thing...
[16:32] ---
We still don't know that. It's not
certain that Sassie isn't real.
[16:47] ---
Fuyuki...
[16:50] ---
Let's just get back to shore for now.
[17:03] ---
Alisa! Over there!
[17:08] ---
Fuyuki.
SIGN Squidge
[17:29] ---
F-Fuyuki...
[17:45] ---
It's real...
[17:47] ---
Sassie really...
[17:49] ---
...exists!
[17:53] ---
Are you okay?
[17:54] ---
Of course I'm okay!
[18:05] ---
What I saw really was the real Sassie!
[18:10] ---
But... why did Grandpa...
[18:12] ---
...say that it was a lie?
[18:14] ---
To protect these two.
[18:17] ---
Alisa-chan!
[18:23] ---
Are these two... parent and child?!
[18:30] ---
Yes.
[18:32] ---
The old man who once found the legendary
plesiosaur Sassie in this lake
[18:37] ---
became an instant celebrity in this village.
SIGN Sassie Souvenirs
[18:40] ---
Tourists looking for Sassie
turned up in droves,
SIGN The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie Lake Sashida
[18:42] ---
and the villagers' lives were enriched.
[18:45] ---
But the ecosystem of the lake
deteriorated as a result,
[18:49] ---
the water became polluted,
[18:50] ---
and it became a harsh environment
for Sassie to live in.
[18:56] ---
If I hadn't discovered you,
[18:59] ---
I know you'd have been able to live
a quieter and happier life.
[19:04] ---
And then he found out
that Sassie had a child.
[19:08] ---
So you were female!
[19:10] ---
I see! That's why he changed
the name to "Piiko," a girls' name!
[19:16] ---
The old man regretted his great mistake.
[19:20] ---
So, just before he died, to hide the
existence of Sassie from the public,
SIGN Sassie Sashida
[19:24] ---
he made a false confession
that it was all a hoax.
[19:29] ---
So Daddy says.
[19:33] ---
Grandpa turned himself into a liar
to protect these two.
[19:54] ---
But why didn't you try to
hunt Sassie, like usual?
[19:59] ---
When we visited this land several years ago,
[20:02] ---
we did indeed try to hunt Sassie.
[20:06] ---
Please... for the sake of her
unborn child... please...
[20:10] ---
...let Piiko go...
[20:13] ---
I, too, have Alisa to protect.
[20:16] ---
Sassie was in the same circumstances.
I couldn't bring myself to hunt her.
[20:21] ---
I see.
[20:22] ---
Fuyuki? Who are you talking to?
[20:25] ---
Ah... uh... um...
[20:27] ---
Hey! Quit it!
[20:30] ---
She must have the same smell as her grandpa.
[20:34] ---
Daddy.
[20:35] ---
Mm-hm. We should go now.
[20:37] ---
Are you going somewhere again?
[20:38] ---
We are thinking about paying a visit
to a certain Scottish loch next.
[20:44] ---
See you again, Fuyuki.
[20:48] ---
Scottish...? Wait, surely not!
[20:52] ---
The next day.
SIGN UMA News Giant Creatures Urban Legends Extinct Animals (NEW) The Girl Was Seeing Things After All? Sassie was radio-controlled. Next time, we head to Osaka. Chupacabra sighting info!
[20:54] ---
"The Girl Was Seeing Things After All?"
[20:56] ---
"Sassie was radio-controlled."
[20:58] ---
Nice going, Futaba-chan.
[21:00] ---
So the new witness information
was fake, too, sir?
[21:04] ---
Sarge!
[21:05] ---
You look kinda...
[21:07] ---
Yes. I realize now that
fakes are bad, sirrumble.
[21:11] ---
Poor Sergeant Keroro,
himself turned into a fake.
SIGN "From the stub of your broken cigarette" Gun
SIGN Welcome to Lake Sashida
SIGN The Lake Where You Can Meet Sassie
Lake Sashida
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Tamama here! You should have
lots of tasty things in autumn!
SIGN Smack Smack Smack Smack
[23:10] ---
Sweet potatoes and mont blanc!
[23:12] ---
Moon-viewing dumplings
and kabocha pudding,
[23:13] ---
kuri kinton and sweet-potato paste!
[23:15] ---
Ah, matsutakes are out of the question!
SIGN Tamama Tango
[23:17] ---
Rich little me got tired
of eating them. Tee hee hee!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that! Tamama tango!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Wanna Chew Some Gum, Sir?"
SIGN Dangle
[23:26] ---
"Tamama: Tamama Tango, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E236 - Keroro: Wanna Chew Some Gum, Sir? / Tamama: Tamama Tango, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
These days, there are too many
people around with bad manners.
[01:35] ---
Especially people who crack their gum
in an otherwise quiet library.
[01:39] ---
That is unpardonable.
[01:41] ---
And so!
SIGN Smack Smack Smack Smack
[01:44] ---
No matter how hard we've worked
on it, a bad plan is a bad plan.
[01:47] ---
And no matter how much humming is involved,
a masterpiece plan is a masterpiece plan.
[01:58] ---
Keroro: Wanna Chew Some Gum, Sir?
SIGN Smack Smack
[02:07] ---
Uh-oh! I smell boiling blood
coming from the red one!
[02:10] ---
S-Sergeant Major Kululu?
SIGN Smack Smack
[02:12] ---
Um, you see...
[02:14] ---
This is an important meeting,
so would you refrain from chewing gum?
[02:19] ---
I'm chewing gum because
it's an important meeting.
[02:23] ---
Gum stimulates the brain
and increases concentration.
[02:29] ---
Professional athletes
often chew it, don't they?
[02:32] ---
Well, yeah, that's true,
[02:34] ---
but the impression that it
makes isn't really, you know...
[02:40] ---
This is what ticks me off about
young people these days.
[02:44] ---
This is why I can't stand
old-fashioned middle-aged men.
[02:47] ---
I am not going to get involved.
[02:51] ---
I'm gonna get a new piece.
[02:55] ---
Snap!
[02:56] ---
That son of a scuzzbucket!
[02:58] ---
Mom, I don't know what I should do here!
SIGN Kululu
[03:02] ---
Kululu! I want words with you!
[03:05] ---
H-Hey...
[03:12] ---
W-What is this?
[03:15] ---
My special space plants, Chikululu Adams.
SIGN Space Plant Chikululu Adams
[03:19] ---
They're also called Gum Trees.
[03:21] ---
It's a pain to buy gum every couple of days.
[03:24] ---
Or, like, homegrown farming?
[03:26] ---
It grows gum like fruit?
[03:28] ---
That's not all.
[03:35] ---
Here's a piece.
[03:37] ---
Kululu's confectionery gum.
[03:40] ---
I raised it myself.
[03:43] ---
Wide open!
[03:45] ---
What was that?!
[03:47] ---
Just try chewing it, Senpai.
[03:49] ---
What?
SIGN Dangle
[03:59] ---
Giroro-senpai chewed gum that lowers
blood pressure and agitation.
[04:03] ---
I-It's totally effective...
[04:08] ---
It lowered a lot...
SIGN Dangle
[04:10] ---
...of other things, too.
[04:13] ---
Try chewing some, Commander.
[04:15] ---
This gum boosts your concentration.
[04:18] ---
Gero?
[04:19] ---
For Tamama-kun, gum with hyper Xylitol,
ultimate edition.
[04:24] ---
Oh...
[04:25] ---
This is for you.
[04:27] ---
Th-Thank you...
[04:35] ---
I-It's delicious!
SIGN Huff
[04:39] ---
Yeah!
[04:40] ---
Chewing freshly-picked gum is a luxury!
[04:44] ---
Or, like, dental hygiene?
[04:48] ---
The piece I gave her
[04:50] ---
included a special ingredient
extracted from my own body.
[04:55] ---
I would like to share it with
Fukki and his sister.
[04:59] ---
Mr. Sergeant?
[05:01] ---
Then it would be possible.
[05:02] ---
I could use this gum to
humiliate Lady Natsumi,
[05:06] ---
who always treats me like a slave.
SIGN Totally Works!!
[05:10] ---
Oh! He is concentrating!
[05:13] ---
That's it!
[05:15] ---
We can use this!
[05:17] ---
Well done, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[05:23] ---
Now, go!
[05:25] ---
I did it! I won again!
[05:28] ---
Shoot. It's not fair, Sis.
[05:30] ---
You use sneaky moves the whole time.
[05:32] ---
Don't call it sneaky!
[05:34] ---
It's just strategy!
Something you suck at, Fuyuki.
[05:38] ---
You're too mean-spirited, Sis. Sheesh.
[05:41] ---
There, there, Master Fuyuki. Want some gum?
[05:44] ---
Thanks.
[05:45] ---
Video games bring out a person's personality.
[05:48] ---
What's that mean?!
[05:50] ---
For you, Lady Natsumi.
[05:51] ---
Thank you. Look at you,
whining because you lost...
[06:01] ---
H-Huh?!
[06:06] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero!
[06:08] ---
Stupid frog! This is your doing, isn't it?!
[06:11] ---
M-My body is heavy...
[06:14] ---
You chewed helium gum, which made
your body lighter, Lady Natsumi.
SIGN Helium Gum
[06:19] ---
And you chewed iridium gum, which made
your body heavier, Master Fuyuki.
SIGN Iridium Gum
[06:22] ---
W-Wow!
[06:24] ---
So this is what space gum is like!
[06:26] ---
But how long does the effect last?
[06:30] ---
I don't know.
[06:31] ---
Don't give me "I don't know"!
[06:33] ---
You have no right to complain!
[06:36] ---
It's your own fault for chewing weird gum!
[06:39] ---
As I thought, Pekoponians love gum.
[06:43] ---
With my own gum sharpening
my power of concentration,
[06:46] ---
I'm an invincible invader, sir!
[06:49] ---
Gero gero gero!
[06:50] ---
I'll inflate my dream along with the gum!
[06:53] ---
Sarge!
[06:54] ---
Wait right there!
[06:56] ---
This is a new product!
[06:58] ---
Please try it!
[06:59] ---
Here you go! There you are!
[07:02] ---
Here you are!
[07:03] ---
Oh, thank you.
[07:04] ---
Can I try it, too?
[07:05] ---
Certainly.
[07:07] ---
Foolish Pekoponians!
[07:09] ---
They all take the gum
without suspecting a thing!
[07:12] ---
Little do they know that this is the prelude
to the invasion of Pekopon! Gero gero gero!
[07:18] ---
W-What's with this gum?
[07:19] ---
What's wrong, Satsuki?
[07:21] ---
As I'm chewing it,
it's pulling my fillings out!
[07:25] ---
Oh, no!
[07:26] ---
Yeah... This gum is strange!
[07:31] ---
Hey, Yayoi, you can't leave it on the street.
[07:34] ---
I know! I know, but...
[07:36] ---
...I feel like I had to spit out the gum
and then step on it!
[07:40] ---
I-It won't come off! It won't come off!
[07:44] ---
The experiment is a success!
[07:45] ---
A smashing success!
[07:47] ---
Chikululu gum can be used
to make anything happen!
SIGN Gross Gum
[07:52] ---
We'll make this gum and that gum,
feed it to the Pekoponians,
SIGN Star Fruit Gum
SIGN FX Gum
[07:56] ---
and while they're panicking,
we'll invade Pekopon all at once!
[08:03] ---
How big can I make it?
[08:05] ---
My dream...
[08:10] ---
Therefore...
[08:11] ---
Tamama! Kululu! Kululu's Confectionery...
[08:14] ---
...I mean, start mass production of
Keroro Platoon special gum!
[08:18] ---
Hmph. Even though it was my private plant.
[08:22] ---
But first, let me show you a surprising
new product that I came up with!
[08:29] ---
Tama? It is acting weird...
[08:32] ---
Bubbleshaaa...
[08:41] ---
Th-They all melted into mud.
[08:44] ---
It is not my fault!
[08:46] ---
I just wanted to make chocolate gum!
[08:51] ---
The oil composition of chocolate
[08:53] ---
melts gum ingredients.
[08:55] ---
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
[08:57] ---
How did you get here?
[08:59] ---
You see...
[09:01] ---
...when we each split our gum
in half and traded...
[09:04] ---
...we went back to normal!
[09:06] ---
Plus-minus zero!
[09:07] ---
Now it's time for your punishment.
[09:09] ---
Yes, sir!
[09:10] ---
The gum invasion strategy popped
like a bubble and was over.
[09:13] ---
No little bits of dust will escape me!
[09:16] ---
I wish I could escape this!
[09:18] ---
Gero gero gero!
[09:19] ---
After that, the sergeant's
gum-heightened concentration
[09:22] ---
was brought to bear on the Hinata
family's cleaning duties.
[09:26] ---
Or, like, instant karma?
[09:39] ---
Fall! The season with
delicious mushrooms, right?
[09:43] ---
And so, the Keroro Platoon
went mushroom picking, but...
[09:46] ---
Madam...
[09:50] ---
Tama? Those mushrooms...
[09:52] ---
They look like sweets!
[09:57] ---
They smell good!
[10:03] ---
Nummy!
[10:06] ---
Look at all of them!
[10:11] ---
Um, I think you should investigate a
mushroom in the wild before eating it...
[10:12] ---
They are delicious!
[10:19] ---
Tamama: Tamama Tango, Sir!
[10:25] ---
A big catch! What a harvest!
[10:28] ---
We can share it with the Hinata family, too.
[10:31] ---
Wait a second!
[10:34] ---
Gero?
SIGN Mushroom
Field Guide
That Anyone
Can Understand
[10:35] ---
We'll be in hot water if there are
any poisonous mushrooms in the mix.
[10:38] ---
Or, like, confirm safety?
SIGN Mushroom Field Guide That Anyone Can Understand
[10:44] ---
This one... is okay.
[10:48] ---
This one...
[10:50] ---
Okay.
SIGN Poison
[10:50] ---
No, it is not!
[10:52] ---
It says this is a poisonous mushroom that
will give you terrible hallucinations!
[10:59] ---
This one's poisonous, too... Or, like...
[11:03] ---
...it's the terrifying poisonous
space mushroom, Mama Tango!
SIGN Mama Tango
[11:07] ---
Mama Tango?!
[11:09] ---
Gulp!
[11:10] ---
And a Keronian bit into it!
[11:13] ---
Th-That is...
[11:18] ---
...one of the mushrooms I ate.
[11:20] ---
So what happens if you eat
[11:23] ---
that mushroom?
SIGN Mama Tango Poisonous Space Mushroom
[11:25] ---
Um...
[11:27] ---
Anyone who eats a Mama Tango...
SIGN Mushroom Man
[11:30] ---
...becomes a Mushroom Man!
[11:33] ---
We don't have time to shilly-shally!
[11:36] ---
I feel bad, but we have to find
the one who ate this fast.
[11:41] ---
Or, like, cremate culprit?
SIGN Incineration
[11:43] ---
C-C-Cremate?!
[11:47] ---
Yes. Because when someone becomes a
Mushroom Man through eating Mama Tango,
[11:51] ---
they disperse spores, which turn
other people into Mushroom Men!
[11:56] ---
Interesting!
[11:58] ---
We must protect ourselves and the
Pekoponians from becoming Mushroom Men!
[12:03] ---
We'll just have to sacrifice whoever ate it.
[12:06] ---
S-Sacrifice?!
[12:08] ---
Mushroom! Mushroom!
[12:11] ---
No... Anything but that!
[12:14] ---
So whoever ate it, fess up.
[12:17] ---
Or, like, confess yourself?
[12:22] ---
Come on! Identify yourself!
[12:24] ---
I-It wasn't me!
[12:28] ---
Ditto.
[12:30] ---
O-Of course it wasn't me!
[12:33] ---
But what about you, Private Tamama?
[12:37] ---
M-Mr. Sergeant...
[12:39] ---
How could you suspect me?!
[12:41] ---
Oh, my. The culprit hasn't come forward.
[12:45] ---
In that case,
[12:47] ---
we'll have to flush him out
using whatever means necessary.
[12:53] ---
I-Is it just me...
[12:55] ---
...or is Lady Mois acting unusual today?
[12:58] ---
It could be the gum that
had me as an ingredient.
[13:02] ---
That's right.
[13:04] ---
Gero!
[13:05] ---
Or, like, commence inquest?
[13:08] ---
I-Inquest?
[13:13] ---
Gero...
[13:16] ---
W-Why do I have to be involved in this?!
[13:19] ---
It is to prove our innocence!
[13:22] ---
It seems that if you eat a Mama Tango,
you lose all patience.
[13:31] ---
T-Tangerine...
[13:33] ---
The juice on the skin of a tangerine
[13:35] ---
bursts out beautifully, doesn't it?
[13:38] ---
Tama...
SIGN Stings
[13:46] ---
It stings!
[13:47] ---
That wouldn't bother a normal person.
[13:52] ---
But anyone who eats a Mama Tango will lose
their self-control and scream automatically.
[13:57] ---
Or, like, painful shrieking?
[14:02] ---
This woman...
[14:04] ---
But if I scream here, they will incinerate me!
[14:16] ---
Good thing I wear glasses.
[14:29] ---
Somebody scream! I do not care who!
[14:32] ---
Somebody else be the one
who ate it instead of me!
[14:36] ---
You're all tough nuts to crack.
[14:40] ---
Or, like, second stages?
SIGN Tongue Twisters
[14:46] ---
Apparently, if you eat the Mama Tango,
you can't speak eloquently.
[14:50] ---
E-Elephantly?
[14:53] ---
Elo-quent-ly.
[14:55] ---
Speaking clearly and effectively.
[14:57] ---
Bingo!
[14:58] ---
All right, let's begin.
[15:01] ---
Or, like, tough tongue twisters?
[15:03] ---
Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts.
Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts. Go!
[15:07] ---
Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts.
Nine nimble noblemen nibbled nuts!
[15:11] ---
Addled adder added ads.
Addled adder added ads. Go!
[15:15] ---
Addled adder added ads.
Addled adder added ads!
[15:19] ---
Tch! He actually flubbed that...
[15:23] ---
How many slim slimy snakes
would slither silently to the sea
[15:27] ---
if slim slimy snakes could slither silently?
[15:30] ---
H-How many slim slimy snakes
would slither silently to the sea
SIGN How many slim slimy snakes would slither silently to the sea if slim slimy snakes could slither silently?
[15:34] ---
if slim slimy snakes could slither silently?
[15:40] ---
This woman is suddenly challenging me!
[15:45] ---
But I cleared it somehow or other!
[15:48] ---
Tea for the thin twin tinsmith.
Tea for the thin twin tinsmith.
[15:50] ---
Tea for the thin twin tinsmith. Go!
[15:53] ---
What?
[15:54] ---
T-Tea for the thin twin tinsmith...
Tea for the thin...
SIGN Tea for the thin twin tinsmith
[15:59] ---
Mess it up! Mess it up!
SIGN Tea for the thin twin tinsmith
[16:03] ---
Tea for the thin twin tinsmith!
[16:05] ---
Rats!
[16:06] ---
All right, Uncle. Here we go.
[16:11] ---
Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.
Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.
[16:15] ---
Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.
[16:16] ---
S-Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.
Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank...
SIGN Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank
[16:21] ---
Mess it up for my sake, brother!
SIGN Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank
[16:24] ---
Seth's sharp spacesuit shrank.
[16:26] ---
Do not get cocky!
[16:29] ---
You're good at this.
[16:31] ---
But if that's the way you want it...
[16:34] ---
Gero!
[16:41] ---
If you eat the Mama Tango,
[16:43] ---
you literally get a thick skin, it seems.
[16:46] ---
So if it's pulled, the skin on your
face will lose its elasticity.
[16:53] ---
I am not confident I can withstand
this woman's torture for much longer!
[16:59] ---
Somebody hurry and give up!
[17:03] ---
G-Gero...
[17:10] ---
For some reason,
all of you have stretchy skin.
[17:16] ---
Ow!
[17:21] ---
Oh, no!
[17:22] ---
The point at which the person
who ate that shroom
[17:25] ---
will turn into a Mushroom Man
is approaching!
[17:28] ---
R-Really?
[17:29] ---
I'll just have to play my trump card!
[17:32] ---
Or, like, final warning?
[17:35] ---
Mimicry, disable!
[17:49] ---
Th-This melody is...
[17:52] ---
...th-the "Kerocat Tango," sir.
[17:55] ---
What is that woman intending?
[17:58] ---
Why is she making us listen to this song?
[17:58] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[18:02] ---
W-What is this?
[18:03] [SONG] ---
I worked so hard yesterday!
[18:04] ---
When I... When I hear this song,
[18:07] ---
I want to dance... I want to dance so badly
[18:09] [SONG] ---
Today, I won't work hard at all.
[18:10] ---
that I am bursting at the seams!
[18:12] ---
Well, everyone?
[18:13] [SONG] ---
I won't work hard at all.
[18:15] ---
When you hear this, you shouldn't be
able to keep yourself from dancing.
[18:16] [SONG] ---
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
[18:20] ---
W-W-What?!
[18:23] ---
No! No! No!
[18:24] [SONG] ---
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[18:25] ---
I cannot... I cannot let myself dance!
[18:29] ---
But m-my body...
[18:32] ---
...is moving by itself!
[18:34] ---
I cannot hold on!
[18:36] ---
I have hit my limit!
[18:39] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[18:42] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[18:43] ---
Now they finally know
that I am the culprit.
[18:48] [SONG] ---
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[18:49] ---
I do not wanna...
I do not wanna be incinerated!
[18:51] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[18:54] [SONG] ---
The Kero Shogunate is
trying to build a decent nation.
[18:54] ---
Gero... M-My body's moving by itself...
[18:59] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[18:59] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[19:02] [SONG] ---
The invasion happened in a single night.
[19:05] ---
Wh-What is happening?
[19:06] ---
What am I doing?
[19:06] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[19:09] [SONG] ---
Memorize that history.
[19:11] ---
Maybe...
[19:12] ---
...all of you ate the Mama Tango, too?
[19:13] [SONG] ---
Wipe it with your paws.
[19:15] ---
Keeping it a secret from each other?
[19:17] ---
A-Actually...
[19:18] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[19:19] ---
Th-That's right...
[19:21] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[19:22] ---
I am ashamed.
[19:23] ---
Birds of a feather flock together?
[19:25] [SONG] ---
In moderately high humidity,
[19:26] ---
What kind of people are you?!
[19:29] [SONG] ---
I'll stagger around.
[19:29] ---
And on top of that, not one of us was
willing to admit that we had eaten it!
[19:33] [SONG] ---
Kerocat! Kerocat!
[19:34] ---
A-After all, you know...
[19:36] [SONG] ---
Kerocat tango!
[19:37] ---
The idea of being incinerated...
[19:40] ---
But I think we don't need to go that far...
[19:41] [SONG] ---
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
SIGN Samurai
[19:45] [SONG] ---
Kero kero kero. Kero!
[19:47] ---
That woman!
[19:48] ---
Sh-She is going to...
[19:50] ---
...grill us together!
[19:53] ---
Gero!
[19:57] ---
It's time to pay the piper!
[20:00] ---
L-Lady Mois! W-Wait!
[20:04] ---
I do not wanna be barbecued!
[20:17] ---
L-Lady Mois?
[20:20] ---
Crazy!
[20:24] ---
Good for you.
This proves you're all innocent.
[20:28] ---
Or, like, convicts discharged?
[20:30] ---
Gero?
[20:31] ---
I'm eating a Faux Mama Tango.
[20:34] ---
F-Faux?
[20:36] ---
People who eat this mushroom
dance when they hear a tango.
[20:40] ---
Tangos have no special effect on
someone who eats a Mama Tango.
[20:43] ---
Then...
[20:45] ---
...we all danced, so...
SIGN Congratulations
[20:48] ---
Yes! That proves you didn't eat a Mama Tango!
SIGN Mama Tango Poisonous Space Mushroom
[20:55] ---
Further investigation revealed that
you guys didn't eat a Mama Tango,
SIGN Mama Tango
Poisonous Space Mushroom
SIGN Mama Tango
Faux Mama Tango
[21:00] ---
but a Faux Mama Tango!
SIGN Mama Tango (poisonous)
SIGN Faux Mama Tango
[21:02] ---
They look very similar,
which is how I made the mistake!
[21:05] ---
Or, like, matter settled?
[21:11] ---
Faux Mama Tango, huh?
[21:14] ---
I suspect that woman knew
[21:16] ---
that we ate Faux Mama Tangos
from the very beginning.
[21:20] ---
No, she wouldn't do that...
[21:24] ---
I wonder...
[21:30] ---
Well, let's be careful out there
with suspicious mushrooms, everyone.
SIGN The Real Thing
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Hey! I'm Quack Kululu!
[23:10] ---
So if Tamama is a foot-soldier
and Giroro is a ronin,
[23:14] ---
why am I a quack?
[23:17] ---
Isn't that cruel, Madam?
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
What's an "opening robot"? Huh?
[23:24] ---
"Musha Kero, Volume IV: Head West,
Musha Kero Platoon, Great Sir!"
SIGN Tangerines
[23:30] ---
One full-length story. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E237 - Musha Kero, Volume IV: Head West, Musha Kero Platoon, Great Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:31] ---
The year 1192 in the
Sengoku Ran Star calendar.
[01:38] ---
The Keroro Platoon flew
to the planet Sengoku Ran,
[01:42] ---
which is controlled by the seven Vipers.
[01:45] ---
The mission they have been given
[01:47] ---
is to recover the five ancient
legendary weapons on Sengoku Ran.
SIGN Dark
[01:52] ---
They obtained the latest weapon
from Princess Momo's bridal trousseau
[01:56] ---
and successfully defeated
Viper Daimyo Takechiyo.
[02:00] ---
Two ancient weapons have yet to be found.
[02:02] ---
Will they be able to beat all
seven Musha Viper siblings
[02:07] ---
and collect the full set of
ancient legendary weapons?
[02:13] ---
This is the story of a
top-secret mission given to
SIGN Musha Kero
[02:17] ---
the Keroro Platoon on the planet
Sengoku Ran Star, great sir!
[02:21] ---
Musha Kero, Volume IV: Head West,
Musha Kero Platoon, Great Sir!
SIGN Volume IV: Head West, Musha Kero Platoon, Great Sir!
SIGN Tangerines
[02:38] ---
No good. I just don't have any talent.
[02:51] ---
The night view is so beautiful.
[02:54] ---
But I know something that's
even more beautiful.
[02:56] ---
That's...
[03:14] ---
This is the only space trading port
on Sengoku Ran Star,
[03:17] ---
Dejima Harbor, great sir.
[03:20] ---
Well, well.
[03:22] ---
A place overflowing with exotic atmosphere.
That's what I'm talking about!
[03:25] ---
The Musha Vipers control Sengoku Ran Star
[03:29] ---
and they forbid travel to other planets.
[03:33] ---
The space trading port here is the
only place where that's permitted.
[03:37] ---
This is what you'd call a "closed country."
[03:40] ---
Those dastardly Musha Vipers!
[03:42] ---
Even taking away that freedom! Unforgivable!
[03:45] ---
But before we address that, I see some
delicious-looking treats over there!
[03:50] ---
Mr. Sergeant, the frozen custard
is looking good, too!
[03:53] ---
They even have starfruit flavor!
[03:56] ---
Nice reconnoitering, Foot-Soldier Tamama!
[03:58] ---
I see frozen curry custard
with corn in it over there!
[04:02] ---
Is this any time to screw around,
you louts?! Get serious!
[04:06] ---
Good sirs, would you like to have
a photo with the sea as a backdrop?
[04:10] ---
What? Don't worry.
[04:11] ---
It won't steal your soul.
[04:14] ---
Lady O-moa!
[04:15] ---
So now you're a photographer?
[04:18] ---
Oh, old man. We meet again.
[04:21] ---
That woman shows up again!
[04:24] ---
Begone!
[04:27] ---
But this is my chance...
[04:30] ---
Yay! Yay!
[04:30] ---
I'll rub her face in an intimate
two-shot with Mr. Sergeant!
[04:32] ---
Lovey-dovey with Mr. Sergeant!
[04:35] ---
Grrr!
[04:37] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[04:38] ---
The view over here is beautiful!
[04:41] ---
Come on, let us have her
take our picture...
[04:44] ---
Tamama!
[04:45] ---
Tama!
[04:50] ---
Are you okay?
[04:52] ---
Wh-What is this?
[04:54] ---
This is what's left after a monster
appeared from the sea last night.
[04:58] ---
M-Monster, you say?!
[04:59] ---
Yeah. There have been a lot of monster
sightings at Dejima Harbor recently.
[05:07] ---
I saw a sea goblin-like monster
emerge from the water myself.
[05:12] ---
The Vipers might be behind that!
[05:14] ---
You mean they are also after the
same treasure we are searching for?
[05:18] ---
And that's why I said this isn't playtime!
SIGN Pitch Black
[05:25] ---
Leave it to me!
[05:26] ---
I shall gather information!
[05:29] ---
Chief Dororo, you cast a fine shadow!
[05:32] ---
According to my investigation,
SIGN Green
[05:34] ---
the yellow gem, that is,
the fourth ancient ball weapon,
SIGN Red
SIGN Black
SIGN Yellow
[05:38] ---
is hidden inside a crate of
tangerines on the SS Black Ship.
SIGN Tangerines
[05:43] ---
The SS Black Ship is
[05:45] ---
the huge ship that's docked over there.
[05:47] ---
It's been sitting there all week,
but it's scheduled to set sail tomorrow.
[05:52] ---
Tomorrow?!
[05:53] ---
Then we don't have time to take it easy!
[05:57] ---
We have to find the yellow ball before
the Vipers, no matter what!
[06:02] ---
Bonjour, mon cheri!
[06:04] ---
Welcome to my ship.
[06:06] ---
Gero?
SIGN Melody Honey
[06:07] ---
Lady Melody Honey?
[06:09] ---
Melody Honey? No, no!
SIGN Melody Honey
[06:12] ---
I am Melodine.
SIGN Captain Melodine
[06:14] ---
I'm the captain of the SS Black Ship,
s'il vous plait.
[06:17] ---
S-Silver play?
[06:20] ---
Captain Melodine...
[06:22] ---
For certain reasons,
we'd like to inspect your cargo.
[06:26] ---
Oh, "for certain reasons"! Tres bien!
[06:29] ---
C'est la vie, I always say.
[06:32] ---
The SS Black Ship is loaded up with
various Ran Star products and treasures.
SIGN Fleeing Soldier Dangal
[06:39] ---
For example, this! On the planet Bumpkin,
it's a valuable collector's item.
[06:43] ---
Th-That's...
[06:45] ---
...the legendary Fleeing
Soldier Dangal plastic model!
[06:47] ---
I've been looking all over for it!
[06:51] ---
No, you haven't!
[06:52] ---
We're looking for a crate of tangerines!
[06:55] ---
Tangerines?
[06:56] ---
Oh, those little oranges, right?
[06:59] ---
Aimez-vous tangerines, monsieur?
[07:03] ---
M-Mu-shu?
SIGN Fleeing Soldier Dangal
[07:04] ---
Not mu-shu!
[07:06] ---
We're searching for a legendary tangerine!
[07:10] ---
We're musha gourmets!
[07:12] ---
What the heck is that?! ...Great sir.
[07:15] ---
Oh, Monsieur Gourmet! Tres bien!
[07:19] ---
They're over there, s'il vous plait.
SIGN Tangerines
[07:27] ---
Th-This many?
[07:30] ---
We are supposed to find just one
yellow ball among all these?
[07:34] ---
And before the ship leaves port tomorrow.
[07:38] ---
Gero!
[07:39] ---
Who is there?!
[07:40] ---
Maybe an agent of Monsieur Viper!
[07:43] ---
Halt!
[07:47] ---
Halt, sir!
[07:49] ---
You're not getting away!
[07:55] ---
Please, let me go.
[07:58] ---
Master Saburo?
[07:59] ---
Saburo?
SIGN Tangerines
[08:01] ---
My name is Mutsuzo.
SIGN Mutsuzo (Six-Two-Three)
[08:03] ---
Well, that's my name on Ran Star, anyway.
[08:07] ---
You weren't born on this planet?
[08:10] ---
I'm an exchange student from Potulgar.
[08:13] ---
I came here a year ago to
study what I love, drawing.
[08:17] ---
I see...
[08:18] ---
Before the Musha Vipers took over,
there were many famous
[08:22] ---
woodblock print manga artists
on Sengoku Ran Star.
[08:27] ---
But it hasn't worked out.
[08:29] ---
They said I didn't have any talent.
[08:32] ---
So that's why you snuck
aboard the SS Black Ship,
[08:35] ---
figuring you could fly back to Potulgar.
[08:40] ---
A stowaway?
[08:42] ---
Thinking I could become a famous
woodblock print manga artist
[08:45] ---
was just a pipe dream.
[08:47] ---
Th-That's not true, sir!
[08:50] ---
If you don't give up, I'm sure
your dream will come true!
SIGN Pitch Black
[08:53] ---
That is so!
[08:54] ---
As long as you keep making an effort,
you can get the better of any genius!
[09:01] ---
I don't know about that.
[09:02] ---
A mediocre person will always be mediocre.
[09:04] ---
No matter how much effort they make,
it'll just be a waste.
[09:07] ---
H-Hey, Quack-san!
[09:09] ---
No, it's okay.
[09:11] ---
After all, he's right.
[09:13] ---
Anyway, I've given up drawing.
[09:17] ---
I'm going back to my home planet.
[09:19] ---
Gero!
[09:21] ---
So please don't tell the captain of this ship
[09:24] ---
that I've been hiding here!
[09:26] ---
W-Well...
[09:28] ---
I guess...
[09:33] ---
Then in exchange for our silence,
[09:35] ---
I want you to help us look for a yellow ball
[09:38] ---
among this mountain of tangerine crates, sir!
[09:55] ---
No good! We can't find it!
[09:57] ---
No good... I can't eat any more...
[09:59] ---
You're not supposed to eat!
[10:04] ---
What's this?
[10:06] ---
Oh, that's...
[10:07] ---
What? I thought you gave up on drawing.
[10:11] ---
But you were drawing while
hiding in the cargo hold?
[10:15] ---
I'd like to see that!
[10:18] ---
Yay!
[10:22] ---
What's this a drawing of?
[10:25] ---
A monster? A ghost?
[10:27] ---
No! It's my cute girlfriend back home.
[10:31] ---
Girlfriend?
[10:33] ---
Looks more like a monster to me.
[10:35] ---
I cannot picture this as the
work of someone who is
[10:37] ---
trying to become a
woodblock print manga artist.
[10:39] ---
It's impossible to even dredge up
a compliment just to be nice.
[10:44] ---
I knew it. I just don't have any talent.
[10:47] ---
Well, I'm sure you just had
an off day with this drawing.
[10:50] ---
Even monkeys fall from trees.
[10:52] ---
A lot of comedians can't
ad lib to save their lives.
[10:55] ---
Here's a sketchbook.
[10:57] ---
Lessee...
SIGN Pshoo! Pshoo! Super-robot (can do anything)
SIGN Heeheehee! I'm young! Kyaaa! General
[11:03] ---
This is just awful...
[11:06] ---
Yikes.
[11:07] ---
You could go the "so bad it's good" route.
[11:10] ---
Right? Right?
[11:12] ---
Oh, and here's a manuscript.
[11:15] ---
Yeah. My failed attempt at
Space Shonen Alpha's contest for new talent.
SIGN Tangerines
[11:22] ---
Woodblock print gag manga?
[11:24] ---
That's right! If the gags are funny,
[11:27] ---
it doesn't matter what the art looks like!
[11:29] ---
Let's see...
SIGN Giant Octopus Squeeze
[11:31] ---
"Wahaha!" "Kyaaa! Help!"
[11:34] ---
"Mm! An emergency! I'm on my way!
I'll turn you into takoyaki!"
SIGN My hero!
[11:39] ---
"Gyaaa! You really are grilling me!"
[11:43] ---
Um... what part are we supposed to laugh at?
[11:46] ---
Maybe it's a pun with "grill"?
[11:51] ---
I knew it. I just don't have any talent.
[11:54] ---
That's not true!
[11:57] ---
If you just keep working at it,
one day, boom, talent will...
[12:01] ---
An explosion?
[12:02] ---
Wh-What is it?!
SIGN Musha Viper Jirocho
[12:09] ---
Musha Viper Jirocho! Great sir.
[12:16] ---
Musha Viper!
[12:20] ---
It's time for a surprise inspection!
[12:24] ---
I'm taking anything of value!
[12:29] ---
Musha Viper!
[12:31] ---
You're not getting your way this time!
[12:33] ---
Keronians?!
[12:35] ---
Are you the ones that have been
defeating my brothers?!
[12:39] ---
That's right!
[12:40] ---
You...! Fire! Fire!
[12:44] ---
Gero!
[12:47] ---
Catch!
[12:48] ---
Tsk-tsk!
[12:50] ---
I don't know if you're from Ran Star or not,
[12:53] ---
but I'm not from this planet!
[12:55] ---
You don't rule me!
[12:57] ---
And what I earn by day, I spend by night!
[13:00] ---
You sound like a manga character.
[13:02] ---
All personnel, battle stations!
[13:04] ---
Our target is the
enemy battleship in front of us!
[13:06] ---
Comment t'allez-vous!
[13:13] ---
You impudent woman!
[13:16] ---
Fire! Fire!
[13:18] ---
I'm not gonna sit this one out!
[13:20] ---
We have to...
[13:23] ---
...fight, too!
[13:27] ---
Keroro Platoon troops, commence battle!
[13:40] ---
Take this, Viper!
[13:41] ---
You do something, too!
[13:41] ---
How's that?! Give up?!
[13:43] ---
Hi! I'm a doctor.
[13:46] ---
Open your mouth and eat this. Quickly!
SIGN Spicy Spicy Spicy Spicy
[13:49] ---
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[13:52] ---
The wellspring of energy: Kululu Curry!
[13:55] ---
Wake up, old man!
[13:57] ---
Lady O-moa...
[13:59] ---
You get lost!
[14:01] ---
Tamama Jealousy Max!
[14:06] ---
If this is the way it's going,
[14:09] ---
then go! Viper Poseidon!
[14:19] ---
Oof! Gero!
[14:21] ---
Is that the "monster of Dejima Harbor"?
[14:24] ---
Full speed reverse!
[14:28] ---
You're not going anywhere!
[14:35] ---
Soup curry!
[14:38] ---
Our only chance against that robot
[14:40] ---
is finding the fourth ancient weapon!
[14:46] ---
There's no escape!
[14:48] ---
All right!
[14:49] ---
Let's split up and find
that weapon at all costs!
[14:53] ---
Mutsuzo, we need your help
looking for the treasure, too!
[14:56] ---
Gero...
[14:58] ---
He's like a black hole...
[15:08] ---
Blast! At this rate,
if we don't find it fast...
[15:12] ---
Of all places...
[15:13] ---
You found it?!
SIGN Space Pirate Gerock
[15:14] ---
A DVD boxed set of Space Pirate Gerock!
[15:18] ---
This isn't the time!
[15:23] ---
Gotcha!
[15:25] ---
Oh my gero!
[15:26] ---
Blast! Isn't there anything
we can do to fight back?!
[15:29] ---
That's it! Why don't we summon
the monster of Dejima Harbor that I saw
[15:34] ---
and have it fight them?
[15:36] ---
Wasn't the monster you saw
really Musha Viper's robot?
[15:40] ---
No, they're totally different!
[15:42] ---
It wasn't cool like this one.
[15:45] ---
Here's a photo.
[15:46] ---
Gero... What's this?
[15:48] ---
It looks exactly like the one
in Mutsuzo-san's picture!
[15:51] ---
I see. So that's what it is.
[15:54] ---
Now I get it.
[15:56] ---
What do you mean?
[15:57] ---
Mutsuzo's drawing materialized.
[16:00] ---
With the power of the fourth treasure.
[16:02] ---
Then Master Mutsuzo has the fourth treasure?
[16:06] ---
No.
[16:07] ---
The tangerine crate he was using
as a table when he drew...
[16:11] ---
The fourth one is inside of it.
[16:14] ---
Pull! Don't give in!
[16:20] ---
Found it!
[16:24] ---
Hey, Mutsuzo! Draw a picture!
[16:26] ---
Of a cool super-robot!
[16:29] ---
But my drawings suck...
[16:32] ---
Besides, I've already given up on
becoming a woodblock print manga artist.
[16:36] ---
What are you talking about?
[16:38] ---
This has nothing to do with
becoming a manga artist.
[16:41] ---
You like drawing, right?
[16:43] ---
You've loved drawing ever since you
were little, always doodling
[16:47] ---
in the margins of your notebooks, right?
[16:50] ---
That doodling is fine.
SIGN Don't Give Up On Your Dreams Mutsuzo
[16:52] ---
Here!
[16:57] ---
Draw once more.
[17:00] ---
Draw a totally cool super-robot that's
so strong, he makes housewives swoon!
[17:07] ---
Housewives...
[17:09] ---
Okay!
[17:10] ---
Comment t'allez-vous!
[17:14] ---
What's wrong?! Not even a scratch!
[17:19] ---
Finished!
[17:22] ---
Perfect! Now do your duty!
[17:36] ---
Ta-daa!
[17:38] ---
Let's go! Chak!
[17:46] ---
The final blow!
[17:49] ---
W-What was that?!
[17:52] ---
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[17:54] ---
Not you!
[17:56] ---
Follow the flow of the story, moron!
[17:59] ---
Oh, that!
[18:00] ---
This is the cartoony super-punch robot
of Master Mutsuzo's dreams!
[18:07] ---
"Cartoony"? You don't make the mech
sound very intimidating...
[18:11] ---
Insolent bucket of bolts!
You lookin' for a fight?!
[18:16] ---
All right, let's fight!
[18:18] ---
Yeah! Rocket Punch!
[18:21] ---
Rocket Mince!
[18:27] ---
Hey, that doesn't make sense!
[18:30] ---
This is a Rocket Punch!
[18:33] ---
Huh? Th-That doesn't make sense!
It's crazy!
[18:39] ---
There you go!
[18:40] ---
Continue with a Drill Attack!
[18:43] ---
Drill Methane!
[18:49] ---
I'm tellin' you, that's impossible!
[18:53] ---
Now! Ultimate Maximum Attack!
[18:57] ---
Ultimate Maki!
[19:02] ---
What's "Maki"?!
[19:04] ---
Fire!
SIGN Freeze
[19:10] ---
H-H-Hey! Th-This is nuts!
[19:12] ---
"Ultimate Maki"? "Maki"? Don't hover there!
[19:14] ---
Hey!
[19:18] ---
Now that's what I call...
[19:20] ---
I didn't even have time
to make a parting joke!
[19:24] ---
Yes!
[19:26] ---
You did it!
[19:28] ---
Master Mutsuzo.
[19:28] ---
That was amazing!
[19:30] ---
Thank you!
[19:39] ---
That was a terrible super-robot
with atrocious weapons,
[19:43] ---
but I wouldn't have been
able to come up with it.
[19:53] ---
Merci! Tres bien!
[19:55] ---
To thank you for saving
the SS Black Ship,
[19:58] ---
I'll give you free passage on the ship!
[20:00] ---
Mon amour!
[20:01] ---
Good for you!
[20:03] ---
Now you can go home to Potulgar
without being a stowaway.
[20:08] ---
No, I've changed my mind.
[20:10] ---
Gero? Why?
[20:13] ---
I think I'll stick it out a
little longer on Ran Star.
[20:16] ---
It seems I'm not cut out for drawing...
[20:19] ---
...but maybe there's another way.
[20:21] ---
You should try writing a poem.
[20:25] ---
A poem?
[20:27] ---
Well, like a haiku.
[20:29] ---
A haiku, huh? That might be a good idea...
[20:33] ---
You'd probably be a good DJ, too.
[20:35] ---
Then I'll be your assistant!
[20:38] ---
Giroro-senpai can be in charge
of preparing the postcards.
[20:42] ---
Considering the degree of subtlety in Giroro
Ronin's poems, it's no surprise he's a ronin.
[20:46] ---
Don't compliment me!
[20:48] ---
He wasn't!
[20:52] ---
And so, all's well that ends well.
[20:54] ---
Thus the Musha Keroro crew got the
fourth treasure with panache, great sir.
[21:00] ---
Now there's just one treasure left.
[21:03] ---
The blue ball.
[21:05] ---
Where could it be?
[21:07] ---
Yo!
[21:11] ---
I see. The Keronians are trying
to collect these treasures.
[21:16] ---
But they won't get this one!
[21:19] ---
Because we'll get them first!
[21:22] ---
Right, Yukino?
[21:24] ---
Yes, Musha Viper-sama!
[21:27] ---
Next time: The situation grows tense
for Musha Kero in Volume V, great sir.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
This is the truly handsome
Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN I'll comb straight out
[23:10] ---
Next week, we've got a story
about Dasonu Maso
SIGN Bellow
[23:12] ---
becoming the MC of an
annoying quiz show,
SIGN Stupid Talent
[23:14] ---
and a familiar tale about Dororo-senpai
turning into a stupid character. Madam.
SIGN I Know!
[23:17] ---
That aside, who wants to go to New York?!
[23:21] ---
"Keroro: Attack! Age Difference
Ultra Hammer with Hints, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Dororo: Revolution, Sir!"
SIGN Curry Roux
[23:29] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E238 - Keroro: Attack! Age Difference Ultra Hammer with Hints, Sir! / Dororo: Revolution, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:34] ---
Do you wanna go to New York?!
SIGN I'll comb straight out
I'll comb straight out
[01:40] ---
All right! We're starting at last!
The greatest quiz show in the universe!
[01:45] ---
Gesture Attack by Weight! Exact Age Difference
SIGN Quiz! Gesture Attack by Weight! Exact Age Difference with Hints Magical Ultra Hammer Shock!
[01:48] ---
with a Hint! Magical Ultra Hammer Shock!
SIGN 10 Million Zeni
[01:52] ---
The winner will receive 10 million zeni
and a 5-day, 4-night trip
[01:58] ---
to New York via a Gow.
[02:04] ---
This is for invasion funds!
SIGN Sense of Mission
SIGN Responsibility
[02:06] ---
If the platoon acts, I have
no choice but to participate.
[02:09] ---
For Mr. Sergeant! Love!
SIGN Love
SIGN Ku Ku Ku Ku
[02:12] ---
I wanna eat curry.
[02:14] ---
I wanna fly on a Gow!
SIGN Desire
[02:16] ---
Scrape-scrape!
SIGN Scrape Scrape Scrape Scrape
[02:19] ---
What's Joriri doing here?!
[02:21] ---
These days, quiz shows are really popular,
but the MC has the juiciest position!
SIGN I'll comb straight out
SIGN I'll comb straight out
[02:27] ---
So I piggybacked on that!
[02:28] ---
I, Dasonu Maso, am your MC!
SIGN Dasonu Maso on Stage
[02:34] ---
Huh? I have nothing to do this episode?
[02:41] ---
Keroro: Attack! Age Difference
Ultra Hammer with Hints, Sir!
[02:46] ---
So let's start the quiz already!
[02:49] ---
Listen, the name of the game is survival.
[02:52] ---
The five of us will use our stainless steel
solidarity to focus on the questions,
[02:56] ---
outlast everyone else, then battle
each other for the victory!
[03:01] ---
All right, got it!
[03:02] ---
You can leave it to me!
[03:04] ---
I, too, shall strive to the fullest!
[03:06] ---
Yeah, whatever...
[03:07] ---
Let's go, Keroro Platoon!
SIGN Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN Kulukulukulukulu...
SIGN Dorodorodorodoro...
[03:18] ---
All right, the first question is...
[03:21] ---
...true or false!
[03:24] ---
The first question is easy!
[03:28] ---
The mother of the selfish
giant monster, Zandorias,
[03:34] ---
Mother Zandorias...
[03:39] ---
...is sensitive to cold! True or false?!
SIGN Crash
[03:44] ---
H-How is that easy?!
[03:46] ---
I know!
[03:47] ---
It's not only minutae, I've never heard of
a giant monster that's sensitive to cold!
SIGN Boo Boo Boo Boo
[03:53] ---
There are ditzy girls
[03:55] ---
who lead you on but then go, "Huh?
We're friends, though, right?"
[04:00] ---
Actually, it was all in your mind.
[04:02] ---
That is who...
[04:04] ---
...I am!
[04:06] ---
All right, the time limit is 30 seconds!
[04:14] ---
What should we do, Keroro?!
[04:15] ---
I have no idea what the answer could be.
[04:18] ---
He had to go with a question like this
right out of the gate?!
[04:23] ---
Gero!
[04:24] ---
Hurry up and decide! There's no time!
[04:28] ---
Since it has come to this,
I will decide for Mr. Sergeant's sake!
[04:32] ---
Tamama-dono!
[04:33] ---
Don't decide on your own!
[04:34] ---
X marks the spot!
[04:37] ---
Okay, time's up!
SIGN Gong
[04:45] ---
Our summer is over, huh?
SIGN I'll comb straight out
[04:49] ---
And now I'll announce the correct answer!
SIGN Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
[04:55] ---
Thump-thump! Thump-thump!
[04:59] ---
Is it O or X, true or false?
[05:02] ---
I don't know.
[05:05] ---
And so, whoever chose O or X is wrong!
SIGN I'll comb straight out!
[05:10] ---
Adios!
[05:13] ---
Sob! Sob!
[05:15] ---
P-Private Tamama...
[05:17] ---
Then whoever chose neither
O nor X is correct!
[05:23] ---
Yeah!
[05:25] ---
There, you see? I was right!
[05:28] ---
What did you say?!
[05:29] ---
Kero?
[05:30] ---
If you ask me,
[05:31] ---
not taking any action is like a mountain.
Basically, it's like this.
[05:35] ---
If you take refuge in a mountain,
you wait for someone to rescue you there.
[05:38] ---
So Joriri-dono is also still in the game.
[05:40] ---
Hmph! It's obviously blind luck!
[05:42] ---
No. Despite the way he looks,
Joriri is Joriri.
[05:46] ---
We shouldn't underestimate him.
[05:48] ---
The second question is a
paper and pencil problem!
SIGN Snow
[05:51] ---
Draw the symbol for snow that's
used in weather forecasts!
[05:55] ---
Symbol for snow?
[05:56] ---
That is simple!
[05:59] ---
Finished!
[06:02] ---
Done!
[06:02] ---
I'm done!
[06:03] ---
Me, too!
[06:04] ---
All right, whoever drew an answer,
run through the red or blue wall!
[06:08] ---
I'll comb straight out!
[06:11] ---
How about you?!
[06:15] ---
Safe!
[06:17] ---
Um, does this have anything
to do with the question?
[06:20] ---
No!
[06:21] ---
Even though I drew it correctly!
[06:23] ---
Even though I copied off of Dororo...
[06:25] ---
Quit moping around!
[06:28] ---
Since it's come to this, the platoon
has to come together and charge!
[06:33] ---
Let's go!
[06:35] ---
Red! If you're a man, burst through red!
[06:38] ---
Isn't blue the right one?!
[06:40] ---
I think so, too!
[06:41] ---
Well, you may be right!
[06:43] ---
Red!
[06:44] ---
Blue!
[06:45] ---
You rats! Where are you going?!
[06:49] ---
Here we go!
SIGN Out
SIGN Safe
[06:53] ---
And so, the people who chose red...
[06:56] ---
...are out!
SIGN I'll comb straight out
I'll comb straight out
SIGN Participants Waiting Room
[07:00] ---
We somehow managed to make it this far.
[07:03] ---
Look.
[07:06] ---
Joriri is still around.
[07:09] ---
That confident attitude...
[07:11] ---
Joriri's true power is immeasurable.
[07:14] ---
Since Giroro and Tamama are out,
[07:16] ---
we need solidarity and
cooperation more than ever!
[07:21] ---
Hey, are you listening?
[07:22] ---
Are you listening?!
SIGN Teamwork
[07:24] ---
Now is the time to show the
rest of them what teamwork is!
[07:28] ---
I can't drink!
SIGN I Know!
[07:31] ---
The answer is, "Get the lactic acid
from your stomach!"
SIGN Bzzzzzzz
[07:39] ---
Goodbye!
[07:43] ---
I didn't tell you, did I?
[07:45] ---
If even one person gives an incorrect
answer, everyone falls into the pit.
[07:48] ---
Only the players that crawl back up...
[07:54] ---
...survive this round!
[07:56] ---
You didn't say anything about that! Gero!
[08:00] ---
I must crawl up, for everyone's sake!
[08:03] ---
I won't let you! I won't let you!
[08:07] ---
Commander-dono! You are the one
who said we need teamwork...
[08:12] ---
I will survive at all costs!
[08:14] ---
It's sad, but this is war, right?
[08:17] ---
H-How could you?!
[08:20] ---
That was so mean, Keroro-kun!
[08:23] ---
I'll never forget you, Doronuma-kun.
[08:26] ---
Gero!
[08:27] ---
J-Joriri! When did you get up here?!
SIGN Bellow
[08:35] ---
Thus, Sergeant Keroro's
solitary battle began!
[08:39] ---
And so...
[08:41] ---
Spicy!
SIGN Wasabi
SIGN Final Battle
[08:42] ---
At last...
SIGN Final Battle
[08:52] ---
As I expected, you made it this far, Joriri.
[08:56] ---
If you ask me, everyone
is looking for answers.
[08:59] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[09:01] ---
Use your workbook's answer key
when you're doing summer homework.
[09:06] ---
And then there were two!
[09:08] ---
Which of them will be crowned with victory?!
SIGN Final Battle
[09:14] ---
You know, Joriri-san has
hardly done anything.
[09:18] ---
Keroro hasn't answered
anything himself, either.
[09:20] ---
All right, the final question!
SIGN Final Battle
[09:22] ---
Whoever answers it correctly is the winner!
SIGN Final Battle
[09:26] ---
Question!
[09:28] ---
In the course of a year, daylight hours
and night hours are the same
[09:32] ---
during the spring equinox and fall equinox.
[09:34] ---
But what is the longest day of the year?
SIGN I Know!
[09:39] ---
I've got this one!
[09:40] ---
The longest day of the year is...
[09:44] ---
...the summer solstice!
[09:46] ---
Scratch...
SIGN Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
SIGN Final Battle
[09:51] ---
The longest day of the year is...
[09:55] ---
Scratch-scratch...
SIGN Final Battle
[10:04] ---
...the summer solstice!
[10:05] ---
I got it!
[10:07] ---
However...
[10:07] ---
Gero?
[10:08] ---
...when you rent an apartment,
you pay a deposit and what?
SIGN Final Battle
[10:13] ---
Gero!
[10:14] ---
Keroro has already answered
incorrectly, so Joriri!
[10:19] ---
Do you know the expression, "Wherever
you live, it's the heart of the city"?
[10:22] ---
Gero...
[10:23] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[10:25] ---
If you want to live there,
even Inner-Tokyo is the countryside.
[10:29] ---
Bzzzt! Joriri is incorrect!
[10:34] ---
Then the next question...
[10:35] ---
Ding-ding!
SIGN I Know!
[10:36] ---
Gero?
[10:37] ---
The answer is "key money"!
SIGN Yay
[10:39] ---
Yay!
[10:41] ---
W-Wait a second! What is that?!
[10:43] ---
You're the MC, right?
[10:44] ---
Oh, yay!
[10:46] ---
I never said that the MC can't participate!
[10:50] ---
Come to think of it...
[10:52] ---
...he kind of participated
with every question.
[10:57] ---
And so, I get the prize money and the trip!
SIGN Gift Certificate
[11:02] ---
Even if the MC makes off with
the juiciest bits and then some,
[11:04] ---
he makes no apologies whatsoever!
[11:04] [SONG] ---
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
SIGN Gift Certificate
[11:07] ---
That is who I am!
SIGN I'll comb straight out
[11:10] ---
Say hi to my little sister!
[11:13] ---
Pack sand!
[11:14] [SONG] ---
Dancing in My Soul
[11:15] ---
That's Dasonu Maso-san for you.
[11:17] ---
What method will he use next
to appear again on the show?
[11:19] ---
See you again!
[11:28] ---
On that day,
the Pekopon invasion meeting
[11:31] ---
had already been going on
for 25 hours and 17 minutes.
SIGN Make Pekoponians peel tangerines so much that their fingers turn yellow plan!
[11:35] ---
So, anyway...
[11:37] ---
The "Make Pekoponians
peel tangerines so much
[11:41] ---
that their fingers turn yellow" plan...
SIGN Gaunt
[11:45] ---
Guess we'll go with it, huh?
[11:47] ---
Although it seems pretty mild...
[11:49] ---
We do not have any money in
the budget for this month.
[11:53] ---
Well, why not?
[11:55] ---
Then we're all in agreement.
[11:57] ---
I am...
[11:59] ---
...against it!
SIGN Make Pekoponians peel tangerines so much that their fingers turn yellow plan!
[12:02] ---
A-Against it?
[12:08] ---
Dororo: Revolution, Sir!
SIGN Make Pekoponians peel tangerines so much that their fingers turn yellow plan!
[12:14] ---
What do you mean, you're against it?
[12:17] ---
I am afraid I am against any plan
that would be a nuisance to people.
[12:22] ---
What are you talking about?!
[12:23] ---
I agreed to tone it down to the point where
their fingers are just turning yellow!
[12:26] ---
So you compromise a bit, too!
[12:28] ---
I am against it!
[12:29] ---
O-Okay, okay, okay, Corporal Giroro!
SIGN Thirteen Hours Later
[12:33] ---
Thirteen hours later...
SIGN Throw the government into chaos by aggravating the National Diet with itchy athlete's foot so they're tense and can't pass any bills plan!
[12:36] ---
W-Well...
[12:38] ---
Does the "Throw the government into chaos
[12:41] ---
by aggravating the National Diet
[12:44] ---
with itchy athlete's foot so they're tense
[12:47] ---
and can't pass any bills" plan
[12:49] ---
work for everyone?
[12:51] ---
I am against it!
SIGN Throw the government into chaos by aggravating the National Diet with itchy athlete's foot so they're tense and can't pass any bills plan!
[12:53] ---
I would be pleased to participate in a plan
that would bring people happiness.
[12:58] ---
However...
[12:59] ---
...I have no intentions of listening
to anything other than that!
[13:01] ---
Therefore, if you will excuse me!
SIGN Throw the government into chaos by aggravating the National Diet with itchy athlete's foot so they're tense and can't pass any bills plan!
[13:07] ---
And the strategy meeting ended.
SIGN Fury
[13:10] ---
What is this, Keroro?!
SIGN Garbage Pack
[13:12] ---
We're gonna abandon plans
we spent hours coming up with
[13:15] ---
just because Dororo's not into them?!
[13:18] ---
We'll never be able to
invade at this rate!
[13:20] ---
Certainly,
[13:21] ---
the cause of all this is Dororo-senpai
being a party-pooper.
[13:25] ---
Or, like, extra stubborn?
[13:30] ---
I've got it!
[13:32] ---
And so, the next day...
SIGN Turning the city's water supply into Wack shakes plan!
SIGN Wack Set Wack Shake
[13:34] ---
And so, I propose
[13:35] ---
a "Turning the city's water supply
into Wack shakes" plan.
[13:42] ---
Wow! I am all for that!
[13:45] ---
Either way, Dororo's obviously
going to veto that plan!
[13:49] ---
And why isn't he here?
[13:51] ---
Yellow-chan, if you would...
[13:53] ---
Mochicourse!
[13:55] ---
Yay, everybody!
[13:58] ---
Excuse me?!
[13:59] ---
Gerori!
[14:01] ---
Good morning, monkeys!
SIGN Important
[14:06] ---
I'm very sorry about being late for
this important meeting, monkeys!
SIGN Meeting
SIGN Late
SIGN Very Sorry
SIGN Monkeys
[14:11] ---
What he said, but now I'm
translating it into Japanese!
SIGN Important
SIGN Meeting
SIGN Late
SIGN Very Sorry
SIGN Monkeys
[14:15] ---
M-Monkeys?
[14:18] ---
What the...?
[14:19] ---
Hey, Doro-T,
[14:21] ---
I came up with this
"Turning the city's water supply
[14:25] ---
into Wack shakes" plan.
What do you think?
[14:32] ---
Th-That plan...
[14:34] ---
That plan...
[14:37] ---
Wow!
[14:38] ---
Nice one!
SIGN Nice
[14:40] ---
Very wonderful, Mr. Captain, my monkey!
SIGN Very Wonderful
SIGN Mr. Captain
SIGN Monkey
[14:43] ---
Um... like before, I'm translating
SIGN Nice
SIGN Very Wonderful
[14:46] ---
everything he says into proper Japanese.
SIGN Commander
SIGN Monkey
[14:52] ---
Say, Dororo-ninja-kun,
[14:54] ---
I keep forgetting to tell you
about that bonus.
[14:58] ---
This month is a little tight,
so can you wait a few months?
[15:01] ---
Okay, okay! No problem, monkey!
SIGN Okay!
SIGN Sure!
SIGN No problem, monkey!
[15:05] ---
Then while we're at it, Doro-pi,
[15:07] ---
the plan you were against
SIGN The plan to go with frozen food for lunch in order to cut costs
[15:09] ---
to go with frozen food for lunch in
order to cut costs, what do you say now?
[15:14] ---
Mochicourse!
[15:15] ---
I actually like cool food a lot, my monkey!
SIGN Okay
[15:19] ---
Also, you know your ninja glue, Doro-tan?
[15:23] ---
I used it up the other day without asking.
[15:26] ---
Well, I bet you're okay with that?
[15:28] ---
That's right! Don wo, don wo!
SIGN Don wo!
[15:30] ---
And by that, I mean,
don't worry about it, dude!
SIGN Don't worry about it!
[15:33] ---
In other words,
I don't mind at all, my monkey!
SIGN I don't mind!
[15:36] ---
Wh-What's going on?
[15:38] ---
Dororo is going along with everything...
[15:40] ---
He's friendly and yet playfully insulting.
[15:42] ---
Or, like, different person?
SIGN Curry Roux
[15:46] ---
He's three times as mushy as this roux.
[15:50] ---
That's because I made it
[15:52] ---
so that ring changes his personality
per the commander's request.
[15:56] ---
I know it's for our plans...
[15:58] ---
...but you made him into a total moron!
[16:00] ---
Hey, everyone! You're too dark, my monkeys!
SIGN Hey!
SIGN Hey, everyone!
SIGN Too dark!
SIGN Monkeys
[16:05] ---
Aren't we about ready to go with the plan?
[16:08] ---
Too dark?!
[16:09] ---
All right! Let's do it together, monkeys!
SIGN Together, Monkeys
[16:16] ---
And so, the plan to "turn the city's
water supply into Wack shakes" has begun.
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Waterworks Department
[16:25] ---
Now we just need to put a medium-sized
Wack shake into the machine as a sample.
[16:30] ---
Gero-gerori!
[16:31] ---
Now our plan will be a major success!
[16:35] ---
So, who's got the Wack shake?
[16:44] ---
Finished!
[16:47] ---
My head is gold! Gold!
SIGN Gold Gold
[16:50] ---
"Gold, gold"?
[16:52] ---
Maybe the cold shake made the
ring around his head hurt.
[16:56] ---
Bling freeze?!
SIGN Bling Freeze
[16:58] ---
Surprise! Nice jab!
[17:00] ---
That's why you're the marvelous
Sergeant Keroro, monkey!
[17:03] ---
I have no idea what you're saying!
[17:06] ---
And now we can't do the plan
because you drank the sample!
[17:09] ---
Oh, I'm very sorry about that!
SIGN Oh, very sorry!
[17:12] ---
But don't worry about it, my monkey!
[17:14] ---
The wind will blow tomorrow too, monkey!
SIGN Wind
SIGN Will Blow
SIGN Tomorrow
SIGN Grrr Grrr Grrr Grrr
[17:22] ---
And so, they tried again!
SIGN Stub
[17:29] ---
Something attacked my pinky toe, monkeys!
[17:32] ---
Shut up! They'll notice us!
[17:37] ---
Whoa! I'm falling!
[17:40] ---
What the heck are you doing?!
SIGN Pekopon Invasion Machine F-AN II
[17:47] ---
This is very difficult!
[17:49] ---
It really ticks me off, monkeys!
[17:51] ---
You tick me off more than anything!
[17:55] ---
I don't mind Dororo being more agreeable,
[17:58] ---
but can't you do something about him
when we're trying to enact a plan?!
[17:59] ---
Well, calm down. Be cool! Be cool!
[18:03] ---
Stop with the English already!
[18:05] ---
Oh, sorry!
[18:06] ---
I said to stop it!
[18:08] ---
C-Calm down!
[18:15] ---
Be careful...
[18:16] ---
Be careful!
[18:17] ---
You're almost there!
[18:20] ---
Hang in there!
[18:21] ---
Wow! Thanks for the encouragement!
[18:22] ---
Dangerous!
SIGN Freeze
[18:25] ---
Be serious!
[18:26] ---
Okay, okay! Sorry about that!
[18:29] ---
That guy is frickin' clueless!
[18:32] ---
Okay, okay, okay!
[18:33] ---
I've arrived!
[18:34] ---
Here I am, monkeys!
[18:36] ---
Then set up the special bomb there!
[18:39] ---
Okay! Set up!
[18:41] ---
Switch on!
[18:49] ---
Mission complete, monkeys!
[18:51] ---
You did it!
[18:53] ---
I knew Dorodango-senpai
could do it if he tried!
[18:57] ---
See, Giroro? He followed through.
[19:00] ---
Well, I may have been a little harsh.
[19:03] ---
I'm sorry, Dororo!
[19:05] ---
You did a good job!
[19:08] ---
E-Everyone...
[19:10] ---
I love you! Thanks a lot!
[19:19] ---
Whoa. Pardon?
[19:22] ---
He broke it.
[19:24] ---
What'd...
[19:24] ---
...you...
[19:25] ---
...say?!
SIGN Fury!
[19:26] ---
Even a dormant volcano can erupt!
[19:30] ---
I'm at the end of my rope!
[19:33] ---
Stop!
[19:35] ---
C-Corporal Giroro!
[19:36] ---
Don't!
[19:37] ---
Oh, my g...
[19:54] ---
Anyo haseyo!
[20:03] ---
What happened?!
[20:05] ---
Dororo...
[20:07] ---
Commander-dono!
[20:08] ---
Tamama-dono and Giroro-dono, too!
[20:10] ---
What caused all this?
[20:12] ---
Giroro-senpai's short temper.
[20:15] ---
Truth to tell,
[20:17] ---
Giroro is more of a problem than Dororo.
[20:22] ---
And so, a few days later...
SIGN Making Pekoponians suffer by neutralizing their dryers so they have to hang all their clothes up to dry plan! And pet odors will seep into their clothes!
[20:25] ---
So I think we'll go with the
"Making Pekoponians suffer by
[20:28] ---
neutralizing their dryers so they have to
hang all their clothes up to dry" plan.
[20:35] ---
I am against that!
[20:37] ---
I just cannot agree with any plan
that inconveniences people!
[20:41] ---
Even though we stayed up
all night coming up with it?!
[20:44] ---
Unacceptable is unacceptable!
[20:47] ---
In the end, we're back to
slacking off mode, huh?
[20:50] ---
But I still prefer this Dororo-san.
[20:54] ---
Or, like, cases closing?
[20:56] ---
Mois-dono...
[20:57] ---
By the way, I wonder where Giroro-senpai is.
[21:01] ---
Right on.
[21:04] ---
Right on!
[21:08] ---
Right on. Right on...
[21:15] ---
Right on.
[21:15] ---
Corporal Giroro's anger was thought
to be detrimental to the invasion,
[21:17] ---
Right on, right on.
[21:19] ---
so his personality was changed
[21:20] ---
Right on, right on.
[21:21] ---
in a major way for the next few days, to the
point where he could only say "Right on."
[21:23] ---
Right on, right on, right on.
[21:25] ---
Right on, right on!
[21:27] ---
Right on, right on.
[21:29] ---
Right on, right on!
[21:33] ---
Kiss!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
SIGN We Love Pururu
[23:07] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu here!
[23:09] ---
I'm a member of the Garuru Platoon, but I
like Pekopon, so I'm sightseeing here and there.
[23:14] ---
Hot springs are especially
wonderful, aren't they?
[23:16] ---
They make your skin supple and soft.
[23:18] ---
That aside, jump ropes aren't
allowed at hot springs.
[23:22] ---
"Natsumi: Could It Be a Love Triangle, Sir?"
[23:26] ---
"Pururu: Matchmaking Mission, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E239 - Natsumi: Could It Be a Love Triangle, Sir? / Pururu: Matchmaking Mission, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
There's not much of the year left, huh?
SIGN Year-end Sale
[01:41] ---
Well, Koyuki-chan...
[01:49] ---
Thank you for today.
[01:54] ---
See you tomorrow!
[01:55] ---
Right!
[01:58] ---
What was that?
[02:03] ---
Natsumi: Could It Be a Love Triangle, Sir?
[02:19] ---
Saburo-senpai and Koyuki-chan...
[02:22] ---
N-No way, right?
[02:24] ---
I can't imagine those two being together.
SIGN Translate the following into Japanese.
[02:48] ---
It can't be, right?
[02:53] ---
Natsumi!
[02:54] ---
B-By chance, this baked sweet potato
is ready to be eaten...
[03:00] ---
Corporal.
[03:01] ---
My sister's been shut in her room all day.
[03:04] ---
In her room? Is she sick?
[03:08] ---
The next day.
[03:19] ---
It seems like something good
happened to Koyuki-chan.
[03:23] ---
I want to ask her about it! But...
[03:26] ---
...it's hard.
[03:31] ---
No, I can't hesitate!
[03:34] ---
I have to see if there really is anything
between her and Saburo-senpai!
[03:39] ---
Koyuki-chan!
[03:41] ---
Natsumi-san!
[03:44] ---
U-Um, Koyuki-chan...
[03:46] ---
What is it?
[03:48] ---
Uh... Um...
[03:50] ---
Er, Sabu... Sabu...
SIGN Saburo
[03:53] ---
Sabu?
SIGN Subrime Loan Issue
[03:55] ---
What do you think about
the subprime loan issue?
SIGN Samurai Loan Tissue
[03:58] ---
Samurai loan tissue? What's that?
[04:03] ---
No, no!
[04:05] ---
What's wrong?
[04:07] ---
No, what I wanted to ask was...
[04:09] ---
Sabu... Sabu... Sabu...
[04:12] ---
Sabu?
SIGN Saburo
[04:13] ---
Sabu...
SIGN Subliminal Effects
[04:15] ---
Subliminal effects are scary, aren't they?
SIGN Criminal Rejects
[04:17] ---
Criminal rejects?
[04:20] ---
I don't really know what it means,
but it sure sounds scary!
[04:23] ---
I... I know, right?
[04:25] ---
Sorry!
SIGN Sundial
[04:26] ---
Sundial.
[04:27] ---
I have to be somewhere.
[04:31] ---
See you tomorrow!
[04:33] ---
Right!
[04:35] ---
So I'll see you later!
[04:42] ---
What am I doing?
[04:47] ---
I'm back.
[04:58] ---
Maybe those two...
[05:01] ---
...are dating, after all?
[05:11] ---
Sorry!
[05:12] ---
Were you waiting long?
[05:14] ---
You're late. What happened?
[05:16] ---
Oh, Natsumi-san caught me on the way out.
[05:20] ---
What the heck? Natsumi-chan
is more important than me?
[05:23] ---
Of course not!
[05:25] ---
Where shall we go this evening?
[05:27] ---
Hmm, I suddenly feel like doing
the ninja art of water-escape.
[05:31] ---
Then why don't we go diving in the pond?
[05:33] ---
Yeah!
[05:34] ---
I can't take it!
[05:37] ---
Why am I imagining this?!
[05:40] ---
Natsumi-chan, you're getting
to be like Corporal Giroro.
[05:44] ---
Maybe...
[05:49] ---
A battle between two women!
[05:51] ---
What if that happens?!
[05:53] ---
Oh, no! I can't fight!
[05:57] ---
She can't fight?!
[05:59] ---
I wish I had someone I could ask
for advice at a time like this.
[06:03] ---
I-If you don't mind me, I'd be
happy to give you advice, Natsumi!
[06:09] ---
That's it! I'll ask him for advice!
[06:11] ---
There it is!
SIGN Response Guidebook You Can Count On
[06:13] ---
C-Calm down! Calm down!
[06:16] ---
N-Natsumi, are you okay?
[06:18] ---
You doing okay? Are you all right?
[06:20] ---
Are you doing all right?
SIGN Mutter Mutter Mutter
[06:22] ---
Um... I don't know what's
on your mind, but...
[06:25] ---
I don't know, but...
[06:28] ---
B-But I... I... I...
[06:32] ---
I'm here for you!
SIGN Shock
[06:42] ---
You are asking me if Koyuki-dono
has changed recently?
[06:45] ---
No, not especially.
[06:48] ---
O-Oh...
[06:50] ---
Thanks.
SIGN Shock Part 2
[06:51] ---
Why Dororo and not me?
[06:54] ---
Why Dororo and not me?!
[06:58] ---
I don't think anything's new with Saburo.
[07:03] ---
O-Oh. Thanks.
[07:06] ---
Kululu, of all people!
SIGN Shock Part 3
[07:09] ---
Kululu, of all people!!
SIGN A Man's Shriek
[07:16] ---
Enough! I've had enough!
[07:19] ---
All I've got left is the invasion!
[07:21] ---
Giroro is moving out!
[07:22] ---
Hey! What are you doing, Corporal Giroro?!
[07:25] ---
At a time like this, when the cost
of fuel and ammunition is going up!
[07:28] ---
You can't just deploy
whenever you feel like it!
[07:31] ---
Shut up! I don't care about love!
I'm living for the invasion alone!
[07:35] ---
I have no idea what he is going on about.
[07:38] ---
Or, like, feeling despair?
SIGN Tremble Tremble Tremble
[07:40] ---
This Pekopon...
[07:42] ---
I'm gonna invade this Pekopon!
[07:46] ---
Gero! What are you doing?!
[07:49] ---
Gero!
[07:52] ---
Gero! S-Somebody stop the red daruma!
[07:55] ---
Only Natchi can stop that!
[08:01] ---
I see...
[08:04] ---
That's it!
[08:07] ---
If I just had a little...
[08:09] ---
If I just had a little courage
to ask her directly...
[08:16] ---
Gero gero gero gero!
[08:24] ---
Hey! What the heck are you guys doing?!
[08:27] ---
Gero gero gero!
[08:29] ---
I've received information that you've lost
[08:32] ---
the will to fight, Lady Natsumi.
SIGN Huh?
[08:35] ---
Right now, Lady Natsumi, Pekopon's
last line of defense, is defenseless!
SIGN Dumbfounded
[08:39] ---
If we overcome this obstacle,
our invasion of Pekopon will be a snap!
[08:43] ---
Sorry about this, Natchi,
but violence is called for here!
[08:47] ---
I'll replace your brains with curry!
[08:49] ---
Gero gero!
[08:51] ---
When we invade Pekopon,
we'll release your e-mail address
[08:54] ---
to the public as punishment for defying us!
[08:58] ---
Hey. Don't get cocky, frog.
[09:06] ---
Gero...
[09:07] ---
Who said she lost the will to fight?
[09:10] ---
Sheesh! What was this about?
[09:12] ---
You had plenty of fight left in you, Natsumi.
[09:16] ---
There's nothing for you to be troubled about.
[09:18] ---
If you have the courage to fight,
nothing can conquer you.
[09:22] ---
The one thing you're lacking right now
[09:25] ---
is a little bit of courage.
[09:29] ---
Courage...
[09:31] ---
Here.
[09:34] ---
A charm?
[09:35] ---
It'll protect you.
[09:38] ---
Summon up all your courage and
tackle the problem with all your might!
[09:44] ---
Courage...
SIGN Year-end Sale
[09:51] ---
Koyuki-chan! Saburo-senpai!
SIGN Kokiya
[09:57] ---
Natsumi-san?
[09:59] ---
What's wrong?
[10:00] ---
U-Um...
[10:02] ---
I want to know...
[10:05] ---
...the truth.
[10:07] ---
Are you two...
[10:09] ---
Are you two...
[10:15] ---
Giroro, give me...
[10:18] ---
Give me some of your courage!
[10:22] ---
Natsumi-chan?
[10:24] ---
What's...
[10:26] ---
What's your relationship?!
[10:34] ---
W-What do you mean, what's our relationship?
[10:37] ---
Actually...
[10:39] ---
...she came to me for advice about
buying you a birthday present.
[10:43] ---
We've been looking for one.
[10:48] ---
So, uh, Natsumi-chan...
[10:51] ---
Y-Yes?
[10:52] ---
That's a wonderful look!
SIGN Huh?
[11:01] ---
What is this?!
[11:07] ---
Natsumi. That's a battle suit I prepared
[11:09] ---
for whenever a new, powerful enemy appears.
[11:14] ---
You have nothing to fear. With that suit,
you should be able to fight any enemy.
SIGN Chatter
Chatter
Chatter
Chatter
[11:18] ---
Yeah... but...
[11:25] ---
I wonder what's wrong with Natsumi-san.
[11:27] ---
Who knows?
[11:31] ---
Jeez.
[11:33] ---
I thought it was a normal charm,
until it embarrassed me.
[11:36] ---
S-Sorry.
[11:38] ---
I thought you were going to fight someone.
[11:41] ---
Of course not.
[11:47] ---
Still, thank you.
[11:49] ---
Yeah.
[11:50] ---
It's ready.
[11:54] ---
It turns out she had been
worrying needlessly,
[11:57] ---
but Natsumi-chan gained a little courage.
SIGN A good warrior and a good scholar
[12:10] ---
A good warrior and a good scholar.
SIGN Gifted with brains and beauty
[12:12] ---
Gifted with brains and beauty.
[12:14] ---
Every once in a while,
you'll run across a perfect girl.
[12:21] ---
Gero?
[12:22] ---
There, the documents you asked for.
[12:24] ---
Gero! You're done already?
[12:26] ---
They were easy to get through.
[12:28] ---
And this came.
[12:30] ---
Oh...
[12:31] ---
Well, let me know if you need anything else.
[12:34] ---
As always, she's perfect when it
comes to work and everything else.
[12:37] ---
She is your opposite, Mr. Sergeant.
SIGN Thunk
[12:40] ---
Thunk!
SIGN Thunk
[12:41] ---
So? What's in the package?
[12:43] ---
Gero...
[12:46] ---
I-It's...
[12:47] ---
...a matchmaking photo?!
[12:52] ---
Pururu: Matchmaking Mission, Sir!
[12:58] ---
Pururu is gonna have an arranged marriage?!
[12:59] ---
And Keron HQ is directly requesting
Chief Nurse Pururu
[13:03] ---
to go the arranged marriage route.
[13:06] ---
Her proposed partner is
Warrant Officer Bariri.
SIGN Good-looking
[13:08] ---
He's good-looking, well-educated,
with a high income,
SIGN Well-educated
with a high income
SIGN Trainee Executive
[13:10] ---
and is a trainee executive in the
Keron Army. He's an elite soldier.
[13:14] ---
As a partner in marriage,
he leaves nothing to be desired.
[13:17] ---
Well, but we're talking about
Pururu-chan...
[13:21] ---
Arranged marriage?
[13:22] ---
I'm married to my work.
SIGN Work is my true love
[13:26] ---
Can't you imagine her saying that?
[13:27] ---
Indeed.
[13:28] ---
I don't think she'd be
interested in marriage.
[13:33] ---
Arranged marriage, huh?
[13:35] ---
Okay. When?
[13:36] ---
I know, right? Arranged marriage!
[13:39] ---
Then you'll decline HQ's offer...
[13:41] ---
Wait, wh-wh-what'd you just say?!
[13:44] ---
W-What's going on?!
[13:46] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu is accepting an
arranged marriage without any qualms!
[13:50] ---
I know, right? I almost plotzed!
[13:53] ---
I wanted her to marry out of love
and live happily ever after.
[13:57] ---
Or, like, formal event?
[13:59] ---
Still, I hear many women are happy
with their arranged marriages.
[14:03] ---
It must be tough when you're
a middle-aged woman.
SIGN Ping!
[14:07] ---
I... I see! So that's why she's doing it!
[14:12] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu...
[14:17] ---
She's devoted herself to work,
[14:19] ---
but one day she realized that
all of her friends were married,
[14:22] ---
and she was the last single woman left.
SIGN Designated Friend
[14:23] ---
She became a master at giving speeches
as the designated friend
[14:26] ---
and a faithful attendant
of the after-parties,
[14:28] ---
received lots of postcards
announcing baby births,
SIGN Whisper Whisper Whisper Whisper
[14:31] ---
and was called "Aunty"
by her friends' children,
[14:34] ---
all the while feeling secretly impatient.
[14:37] ---
S-So that's how it was...
[14:39] ---
She cannot let this beast
of a last chance get away!
[14:42] ---
Since you all understand the situation,
[14:44] ---
let's do everything in our power
[14:46] ---
to help Pururu-chan grab this last chance!
[14:49] ---
Yeah!
[14:51] ---
And so, the day of the initial meeting...
[14:58] ---
Huh, your hobby is horseback riding?
Very impressive, Bariri-san.
SIGN Neatly
[15:02] ---
I heartily recommend horseback riding.
SIGN Click
[15:04] ---
When I was riding on the plains
of the M78 Nebula the other day,
SIGN Crisp
[15:07] ---
I was in seventh heaven!
SIGN Go-between
[15:09] ---
No, Bariri-kun, we're talking deep space,
so you were already in seventh heaven!
SIGN Go-between
[15:14] ---
Oh, right.
[15:15] ---
Oh, Bariri-san!
[15:19] ---
What's this? They seem to be getting along.
[15:21] ---
Excuse me. I'm going to the restroom.
[15:28] ---
Good grief...
[15:30] ---
I couldn't refuse to meet him,
since it was a direct request from HQ.
SIGN Neatly
[15:34] ---
But how can I gently refuse without
hurting Bariri-san's feelings?
[15:39] ---
I see. So that's what it was...
[15:44] ---
I have to do my best!
[15:46] ---
Sometimes when people first meet...
[15:48] ---
...the flower of love blooms.
[16:01] ---
Well, Keroro?
[16:02] ---
Not going well.
[16:03] ---
Their conversation's plotzed out.
[16:06] ---
95% of all initial arranged marriage meetings
plotz when the conversation stalls.
[16:09] ---
What is this "plotz"?
[16:11] ---
Or, like, desperate measures?
[16:14] ---
What should I do?
[16:16] ---
If I outright refuse,
it'll cause hard feelings.
[16:19] ---
Maybe if I show him my bad side,
he'll lose interest in me.
[16:24] ---
Pururu-san, what are you
interested in these days?
[16:29] ---
G-Good question...
[16:30] ---
I'm not that young,
[16:33] ---
and my skin has lost its suppleness,
[16:35] ---
so I'm interested in skin care.
[16:38] ---
Notice my negative appeal...
[16:40] ---
Oh, no! A negative woman like that
won't be able to nab her man!
[16:45] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu is
being honest to a fault!
[16:49] ---
That comment isn't very nice, either.
[16:51] ---
All right, she leaves me no choice!
[16:54] ---
Your skin?
[16:56] ---
That's right!
[16:57] ---
Men prefer young girls
with smooth skin, right?
[17:01] ---
Hold it right there!
[17:05] ---
Too much... information!
[17:09] ---
W-Who are you?!
[17:11] ---
Well, well, Warrant Officer Bariri!
[17:13] ---
Um...
[17:14] ---
I am the commander of the
Keroro Platoon, Sergeant Keroro!
[17:19] ---
I realize this is presumptuous of us,
[17:20] ---
but we came running to cheer on
our colleague, Chief Nurse Pururu.
[17:24] ---
O-Oh...
[17:26] ---
Hey, Keroro-kun! What are you doing?!
[17:30] ---
If Keroro-kun and the others are here,
they're sure to make this meeting fail.
[17:34] ---
And that might actually work to my benefit.
[17:36] ---
They're always so helpful to me.
[17:38] ---
Do you mind if they stay?
[17:40] ---
N-No...
[17:41] ---
Then we'll handle Chief Nurse Pururu's PR!
[17:45] ---
Communications Staff Officer Kululu!
[17:46] ---
Roger!
[17:47] ---
Click!
SIGN We Love Pururu
[17:53] ---
The idol of Keroro Platoon,
[17:55] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu, is enjoying
overwhelming popularity on Pekopon.
SIGN Special Feature on Pururu-chan Talk of the Town!
[17:59] ---
Right now, she's the number one Keronian
on the "I want her to be my girlfriend" chart!
[18:01] ---
And the number one Keronian on the
"I want her to be my boss" chart!
[18:04] ---
Over ten million Pekoponians count themselves
as Pururun fans who follow her every move.
SIGN Special Feature! Everything About Pururu
[18:09] ---
Or, like, special favor?
SIGN Talk of the Town!
[18:13] ---
Is it really okay to lie like this?
[18:16] ---
It's for Pururu-chan's sake!
SIGN Special Feature! Everything About Pururu
[18:18] ---
E-Even though you're so popular...
[18:20] ---
Pururu-san!
[18:21] ---
You deign to marry me?
[18:26] ---
Well, I mainly live for my work...
[18:29] ---
And you know, I can't cook or clean...
[18:32] ---
Although Pururu-chan
cleaned my ears recently!
[18:35] ---
She really is a considerate lady!
SIGN Script
[18:38] ---
I love Pururu's special curry!
[18:40] ---
That's enough out of you guys!
SIGN Poik! Poik! Poik! Poik!
SIGN Oh! Yes!!
[18:46] ---
Oh, yes!
[18:49] ---
Sheesh. I didn't want him to see this,
[18:52] ---
but I'm sure Bariri-san will be
disillusioned with me now.
[18:59] ---
Oh, yes!
SIGN Poik
[19:02] ---
I'm sorry, Bariri-san!
I didn't mean to jab you!
[19:06] ---
Pururu-san! You're the best!
[19:08] ---
You really know how to make a guy feel good!
[19:10] ---
I...
[19:11] ---
I'm in love with you!
[19:14] ---
Don't!
[19:18] ---
Bariri-san, I'm sorry.
[19:21] ---
I don't think I can fall in love with you.
[19:24] ---
Wh-What?!
SIGN Tight
SIGN Neat
[19:26] ---
If there's something you don't
like about me, I'll fix it!
[19:29] ---
I'm sorry. It just won't work.
[19:32] ---
Pururu-chan!
[19:33] ---
Being afraid of love
will let this big tuna escape!
[19:37] ---
Since it's come to this,
there's only one thing left to do!
[19:40] ---
Maybe I was too harsh.
[19:42] ---
But I had to do it. If I hadn't been clear,
[19:45] ---
Bariri-san would...
[19:48] ---
Do you know the expression, "A woman's
heart and autumn weather are both fickle"?
[19:51] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[19:53] ---
The heart is a woman but the gay is a man.
[19:56] ---
Basically, he means that you
yourself have hurt this woman.
[19:59] ---
And only your love can heal that wound.
[20:04] ---
Right? Even without love, there's money.
[20:07] ---
You need Master Bariri,
Chief Nurse Pururu, so...
[20:10] ---
Gero?
[20:11] ---
I see.
[20:12] ---
Right now, Pururu-san is already in love.
[20:17] ---
Even though she's hurt,
she continues to pursue that love.
[20:21] ---
That's why, even though I'm perfect,
[20:24] ---
my love cannot blossom within your heart.
[20:27] ---
I will give up on you!
[20:30] ---
So I beseech you!
[20:33] ---
Please bring your true love to fruition!
[20:37] ---
Th-Thank you?
[20:40] ---
Oh! So you never wanted to
get married in the first place!
[20:45] ---
Of course not! Why would you think I did?
[20:48] ---
I apologize for jumping to conclusions.
[20:50] ---
W-Well...
[20:52] ---
We should have just minded our own business.
[20:55] ---
A note of apology has
already come from Keron HQ.
[20:59] ---
I'll read it.
[21:01] ---
"Please accept our sincere apologies for not
considering Chief Nurse Pururu's feelings
[21:04] ---
and setting up a matchmaking meeting
without consulting her first.
[21:09] ---
We hope that Chief Nurse Pururu
takes her time
[21:12] ---
and lets her romance with
Joriri-shi proceed naturally."
[21:23] ---
Despite her impatience to marry, Pururu chose
passionate love with the free-spirited Joriri.
[21:28] ---
Or so everyone at Keron Army HQ
believed henceforth.
SIGN Gong
[21:33] ---
This is terrible...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:13] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:13] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:37] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
SIGN Special Operation
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
A DVD has been caught in the
delighted vortex of Keron Army HQ.
[23:13] ---
Corporal Giroro puts his life on the line
[23:16] ---
to search for that legendary DVD,
[23:18] ---
"Hinata Natsumi's After School Secret"!
[23:21] ---
That aside, I'm the third man!
SIGN Special Assignment Sergeant Major: Kululu
[23:24] ---
"Kululu: Special Assignment
Sergeant Major, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: The Legendary Morning, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E240 - Kululu: Special Assignment Sergeant Major, Sir! / Keroro: The Legendary Morning, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN Kululu
[01:31] ---
Kululu! Sergeant Major Kululu!
[01:34] ---
Lady Natsumi destroyed this thing.
[01:37] ---
Could you fix it a sec?
[01:40] ---
Huh, he's not here.
[01:42] ---
Good grief. This will show up in
his performance evaluation, sir.
SIGN Special Assignment
[01:48] ---
Special Assignment...?
[01:51] ---
And it's from Keron Army HQ.
[01:54] ---
A special assignment from HQ to Kululu,
bypassing me, the leader?
[02:00] ---
Need something, commander?
[02:06] ---
Gero!
[02:07] ---
Ah, no, it's nothing, really.
I just saw that HQ
[02:10] ---
sent you a special assignment
or something...
[02:14] ---
What are you talking about?
[02:16] ---
Ah... nothing, nothing.
[02:20] ---
Sorry for intruding, sir.
[02:26] ---
Kululu: Special Assignment
Sergeant Major, Sir!
[02:31] ---
Thanks for the food!
[02:33] ---
Y'know, I've always wanted to
build an employee cafeteria.
[02:38] ---
It is super rich with desserts, too!
SIGN Today's Specials
Daily Special A
680 yen
Fried Set
Daily Special B
520 yen
Special Curry Set
SIGN Meal Tickets Set Curry Ramen Bowl Dessert Drink
[02:40] ---
Uhh... isn't this yet another
waste of invasion budget?
SIGN Soft Ice Cream Drinks
[02:44] ---
Aww, don't be such a fun-killer!
[02:48] ---
Is something wrong, Mr. Sergeant?
SIGN Tray Returns
[02:54] ---
Wh-What is it, Sergeant Major Kululu?
[02:57] ---
Is something the matter with Yellow-senpai?
[03:00] ---
Huh?
[03:00] ---
Gero?
[03:01] ---
That is unusual.
[03:02] ---
For Curry-nii-san to be eating kakesoba...
[03:04] ---
Well, who would not get bored of curry
after talking about it all the time?
SIGN Soft Ice Cream Drinks
[03:08] ---
No... that is strange.
[03:11] ---
If I know Mr. Yellow Carpet Grand Prix,
[03:13] ---
he'd never miss out on today's special,
the Special Curry Set, only 520 yen!
SIGN Daily Special B 520 yen Special Curry Set
[03:19] ---
And he's eating 180 yen kakesoba?!
[03:21] ---
And that look, as if he's watching me...
[03:25] ---
Could this be...
SIGN Special Assignment
[03:27] ---
...related in some way to
that special assignment?!
SIGN Secretly Bypassing
[03:30] ---
The special assignment delivered secretly
from HQ to Kululu, bypassing me as the leader...
SIGN Kakesoba Sergeant Major
SIGN Special Assignment Commander Me HQ
[03:34] ---
Couldn't it be... couldn't it be...
SIGN Surveillance
[03:38] ---
...surveillance of our Keroro Platoon?!
SIGN Special Assignment Sergeant Major: Kululu
[03:42] ---
Special Assignment Sergeant Major: Kululu!
SIGN Special Assignment
[03:45] ---
Oh... oh, cwwwap...
[03:46] ---
That Kululu... he plans to
report our work attitude to HQ!
[03:51] ---
If... if that happens,
[03:53] ---
they'll find out how our invasion of
Pekopon isn't getting anywhere at all,
[03:56] ---
and how I used the invasion
budget to build a cafeteria,
[04:00] ---
and I'll be forcibly sent back
to Planet Keron!
[04:05] ---
Good riddance!
[04:07] ---
I'd better watch it, or the inside of
my brain's gonna need a mosaic!
SIGN Drinks Noodles Ticket Vending Machine
[04:11] ---
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[04:12] ---
Who gave you permission
to build this cafeteria?!
[04:15] ---
What's the meaning of this, using our
invasion budget for such a purpose?!
[04:18] ---
It's coming out, it's coming out!
[04:18] ---
Kululun Brown?!
[04:20] ---
The Ganges?! Who came up wih these?!
[04:22] ---
Blubber blubber blubber...
[04:22] ---
Gero?
SIGN And so...
[04:29] ---
So I was sweating like crazy, sir!
[04:32] ---
Hmph. Ridiculous.
[04:33] ---
Can't you do anything more worthwhile?
[04:36] ---
But... a special assignment...
That reminds me.
[04:38] ---
Gero? What?
[04:40] ---
Cast your mind back.
[04:42] ---
He was assigned to the Keroro Platoon
immediately before we set out for Pekopon.
[04:46] ---
Don't you think that was a bit too sudden?
[04:49] ---
Now that you mention it, it was.
[04:51] ---
And I heard that he was a major at one point,
[04:54] ---
but was demoted to sergeant major
after some kind of scandal.
[04:57] ---
Ah! That sounds very made up!
[05:01] ---
Th-Then, was Kululu always planning
this from the beginning?
[05:04] ---
He may be giving periodic reports to HQ,
[05:06] ---
and under certain circumstances,
might have a duty to "correct" us.
SIGN Up straight!
[05:12] ---
Upon reflection,
[05:13] ---
that invasion counter
might have been his doing, too.
[05:18] ---
Waaaaaaaah! I cannot believe
we are only realizing it now!
[05:22] ---
Uncle!
[05:25] ---
Oh, Lady Mois!
[05:26] ---
I brought you some drinks!
[05:29] ---
Stop it!
[05:30] ---
Oh, that's very... Gero?
[05:33] ---
Th-That's...
[05:36] ---
Kululu?! And Master Saburo?!
When did they get here?!
[05:40] ---
I don't know... even as a favor
to you, that's a bit...
[05:43] ---
We're almost finished. Just do it.
[05:47] ---
Yes, yes. Understood.
[05:50] ---
That Kululu... what is he discussing, sir?!
[05:52] ---
Hmph. Whatever it is,
it's got nothing to do with me.
[05:55] ---
Gero?
[05:56] ---
I am carrying out my duty
as a soldier, you see.
[06:00] ---
I have nothing to hide,
no matter what he reports to HQ.
[06:04] ---
A-Are you just going to abandon me?!
[06:06] ---
Uncle!
[06:09] ---
I... I will never abandon you, Uncle!
[06:13] ---
Lady Mois...
[06:14] ---
Too forward, woman!!
[06:17] ---
Okay, let's go.
[06:19] ---
Yeah.
[06:20] ---
I'm going to follow them, ma'am.
[06:23] ---
Lady Mois, back me up
from the command room.
[06:26] ---
Right!
[06:29] ---
Back up!!
SIGN Kululu
[06:44] ---
Why are they working out together?
[06:46] ---
No idea...
[06:48] ---
Uncle, we have problems!
[06:52] ---
Hidden cameras were installed all over
the secret base and the Hinata house!
[06:57] ---
Or, like, watching watchman?
[06:59] ---
That Yellow! So you
were checking our actions!
[07:03] ---
Ah! Yellow-san has started moving!
SIGN Special Assignment
[07:07] ---
Could that be a disc with the
hidden camera footage on it?!
[07:11] ---
He plans to send it to Keron Army HQ!
[07:13] ---
Well, I won't let him, sir!
[07:15] ---
We're moving out, Private Tamama!
[07:17] ---
Okay!
[07:19] ---
Yes...
[07:21] ---
I have nothing to hide.
[07:23] ---
No matter what he reports to HQ.
[07:26] ---
No... wait... what about...
[07:34] ---
If this is reported to HQ...
[07:37] ---
Don't tell me Kululu's request to Saburo
had something to do with Natsumi?!
[07:40] ---
I'm not gonna let you!
SIGN Supermarket
SIGN Convenience Store
[07:55] ---
End of the line, yella fella.
SIGN Thai Massage
3F
[07:57] ---
How's about you hand us over
that disc ya got there?
[08:04] ---
Hey.
[08:06] ---
Answer me. What did Kululu ask you for?
[08:10] ---
Y-You!
[08:12] ---
Somethin' funny, punk?! Give it here!
[08:16] ---
Tama?
[08:18] ---
Wh-What?!
[08:21] ---
Tama-pet!
[08:23] ---
Oof.
[08:26] ---
I'll show you what my workouts
have done for me.
[08:34] ---
Wah... kinda cool...
[08:41] ---
I don't know the details.
Something about Natsumi-chan.
[08:45] ---
What?! I knew it.
[08:47] ---
That Kululu! What is he
planning to do to Natsumi?!
[08:50] ---
At the Ganges River...
[08:59] ---
You jerk...
SIGN Hole Hole Hole Hole Hole
[09:01] ---
Then you leave me no choice...
[09:03] ---
I'm gonna kick your butt!
[09:04] ---
At the Ganges River...
[09:11] ---
Butterfly!
[09:14] ---
Natsumi... I'm coming!
SIGN Anne of Green Gables
[09:22] ---
Hinata Natsumi.
[09:33] ---
Kululu... that's you, isn't it?
[09:39] ---
Wh-What do you want?
[09:47] ---
Natsumi!
[10:03] ---
Sign this disc.
[10:07] ---
Huh?
[10:07] ---
Whaa?!
[10:09] ---
Sign it? Why?
[10:11] ---
Do it, and I'll give you this.
[10:14] ---
A real rare DVD.
SIGN Rare 623's Real Face
[10:16] ---
623's face is on it. Never before seen.
[10:19] ---
6... 623-san's face?!
[10:23] ---
6... 623-san's...
[10:25] ---
It's freshly filmed and hot off the burner.
[10:27] ---
W-Well, then...
[10:31] ---
What?!
[10:33] ---
So... the special assignment wasn't
to put us under surveillance...
SIGN Special Footage Natsumi Assignment
[10:36] ---
...it was to send rare special footage of
Natsumi to HQ along with her autograph?!
SIGN Special Assignment
SIGN Special Footage Natsumi Assignment
SIGN Special Assignment
[10:44] ---
Then those hidden cameras...
[10:46] ---
Mochicourse!
SIGN Hinata Natsumi's After School Secret
[10:47] ---
See, one time, I meant to send them a DVD of
"The Trajectory of the Keroro Platoon's Invasion,"
[10:51] ---
but screwed up and sent them
"Hinata Natsumi's After School Secret" instead.
[10:54] ---
Seems a Hinata Natsumi fan club
formed in HQ after that.
SIGN Festival
[10:58] ---
What?!
[11:00] ---
Why didn't you just tell us that
in the first place, sir?
[11:03] ---
'Cause I just love seeing your
imaginations run wild.
SIGN 623's Real Face
[11:10] ---
I wonder what 623-san's face looks like...
[11:16] ---
Huh? This is me...
[11:20] ---
Wait, what? No! Nonononono!
[11:22] ---
Don't show any more!
[11:30] ---
As a result, a Saburo fan club formed in HQ.
[11:35] ---
Like I'd let anyone boss me around.
[11:47] ---
This time, on Keroro Gunsou.
[11:52] ---
I won't allow it! Or, like, no.
[11:55] ---
I'll be careful... Isn't there any way?
[11:59] ---
I know you want that game very badly.
[12:02] ---
But children cannot wander around at night.
[12:05] ---
No matter what?
[12:06] ---
No matter what.
[12:08] ---
You need to rationally set apart
what you can do and what you can't,
[12:11] ---
and if you can't, I know it's a shame,
but put it out of your mind and give up.
[12:15] ---
Mmmhhh... For some reason,
those words pierce into my very heart.
[12:20] ---
Fiiiine...
[12:24] ---
It's rare to see you wanting a game
this much, Master Fuyuki, sir.
[12:28] ---
It's a game called Occult Question.
[12:30] ---
O-Occult Question?
[12:34] ---
The advance reviews are really high,
[12:36] ---
but the maker apparently doesn't
think it'll sell very well,
[12:39] ---
and they're hardly producing any copies.
SIGN SuperPREORDER.COM Games Toys Occult Question RESERVED Next In Stock: N/A
[12:42] ---
Net preorders were all filled really early,
and auction prices are through the roof.
[12:46] ---
The only way now
is to buy it directly at a store.
[12:48] ---
But Mom says I'm not allowed
to line up late at night.
[12:51] ---
If I don't go today, they'll be snapped up by
the adult fanatics in no time, and all be gone.
[12:56] ---
Hahh... I really want it...
I can't forget about it...
[13:00] ---
Master Fuyuki.
[13:06] ---
You've got an adult right here, sir!
[13:12] ---
Keroro: The Legendary Morning, Sir!
[13:17] ---
Are you sure you're all right, Sarge?
[13:19] ---
Be really careful, okay?
SIGN For Late-Night Outings Pekoponian Suit!
[13:22] ---
I'll be fine, sir.
[13:24] ---
If it gets dangerous, come right home, okay?
[13:26] ---
Sergeant Keroro, taking off, sir!
[13:39] ---
Gero gero.
[13:41] ---
It's funny. There's no one here,
and yet Pekopon's traffic systems...
[13:45] ---
...don't take a break for
a moment, do they, sir?
[13:50] ---
There really is no one here.
Just me, as far as the eye can see.
[13:54] ---
It's almost like I've achieved my invasion.
[13:57] ---
What a great feeling, sir!
SIGN Omega DVDs / Games / CDs Used Software / Books
[14:01] ---
Ooh! There it is, sir.
[14:03] ---
I have arrived at the battlefield, sir!
[14:05] ---
Looks like I'm gonna be at
the head of the— Gero?!
[14:11] ---
Gero... there are already people here...
[14:14] ---
I see... They are my brothers-in-arms,
SIGN Man #1 In Line
[14:17] ---
and also my rivals.
SIGN Man #2 In Line
SIGN Man #3 In Line
[14:23] ---
Gero.
[14:24] ---
Anyway, I've safely reached my destination.
[14:26] ---
First things first...
I should subtly confirm.
[14:30] ---
Uh... this is the line for
Meditation at the Ganges River, right?
[14:35] ---
Prob'ly.
SIGN We buy high, sell low!
[14:37] ---
Wh—?!
[14:39] ---
So you won't indulge me, huh...
[14:41] ---
You won't hand out your valuable
information so easily, eh?!
[14:45] ---
Very well. I'm already well aware
that this is a battlefield!
[14:50] ---
I will survive at any cost!!
SIGN We buy high, sell low!
[14:54] ---
D-Don't mind me, then!
[15:06] ---
So tired... I can't believe there are
still only three of us here...
[15:09] ---
Don't tell me it would
have been easy to buy...
[15:11] ---
Uhh... how many copies of Occult Question
are they going to get in?
[15:16] ---
Beats me. Might be none.
[15:19] ---
But this is the only place, so whatever.
If it's not here, it's not here.
[15:23] ---
Wh—?! And that's enough
for you to line up?!
[15:26] ---
How formidable you are, Occult Question!
SIGN Man #4 In Line Dangal
[15:35] ---
When did he get here?!
[15:40] ---
Nothing to do...
[15:42] ---
This gradually wears you down, sir...
[15:45] ---
Gero? Games?!
[15:47] ---
Ah?! This guy, too?!
[15:50] ---
Pekopon's front-of-the-line soldiers
are a force to be reckoned with.
[15:52] ---
Killing boredom with games...
to buy a game.
[15:56] ---
But I, too, came prepared!
SIGN Gundam Model
[15:59] ---
Brought a Gundam model!
[16:03] ---
Complete.
[16:07] ---
C-Cold...
[16:09] ---
It's suddenly gotten chilly, sir.
[16:11] ---
Radiative cooling will do that. Protecting
against the cold is fundamental.
[16:15] ---
It's meaningless if you catch a cold.
[16:19] ---
He's quite right.
[16:21] ---
I underestimated waiting in line. Gero!
[16:24] ---
Uhh...
[16:26] ---
Would you like some hot tea?
[16:28] ---
Don't worry, I still have more paper cups.
[16:30] ---
Go right ahead.
[16:37] ---
Ahh... Thank you so much, sir!
[16:41] ---
Here.
[16:42] ---
Ah, thanks.
[16:43] ---
Here.
[16:44] ---
Ah... sorry. Thanks.
[16:47] ---
Please don't hesitate to ask for more.
[16:49] ---
How nice it is to have warmth...
Both in the tea, and in my heart.
[16:56] ---
Now, then! The long, long battle
continues on, sir!
[17:00] ---
But I'm so bored.
[17:02] ---
Maybe I'll count the number
of little pebbles, sir.
[17:05] ---
Sieg Keron.
[17:07] ---
Sieg Keron.
[17:09] ---
Sieg Keron.
[17:10] ---
Hey. Didn't you bring anything
other than that Gundam model?
[17:14] ---
Ah... well, no...
[17:17] ---
Didn't expect him to be the one to
start up a conversation with me.
SIGN Weekly Famitso
[17:25] ---
Wanna read it? Latest issue.
[17:28] ---
Gero?
[17:29] ---
It's in the back pages.
The article on Occult Question.
[17:39] ---
We're practically buddies already, sir!
[17:58] ---
Ohhhh!!
[18:00] ---
I wanna play OQ already!!
[18:03] ---
This game will leave a mark in
history without a doubt, sir!
[18:06] ---
We're going to be able to play it
before anyone else, sir!
[18:09] ---
Gero!
[18:17] ---
What's wrong, Doro— I mean, man #1 in line
who didn't leave an impression?!
[18:20] ---
Owowowow...
[18:23] ---
Gero?
[18:25] ---
Gero?
[18:26] ---
Uh... If you're feeling ill,
you should go home, you know...
[18:30] ---
B-But... owww...
[18:34] ---
Ah... it is just as he says, but...
[18:36] ---
What a cruel fate to befall one of
my brothers who fought beside me.
[18:41] ---
It's okay.
[18:43] ---
I'll make sure to secure you a copy.
[18:47] ---
A-Are you sure that's okay?
[18:52] ---
Th-Thank you.
[18:54] ---
Umm... Can I have your name
and contact details?
[18:57] ---
Man #2...
SIGN Omega DVDs / Games / CDs Used Software / Books
[19:09] ---
The sun's come up quite a way, sir.
SIGN 4 Hours Until Opening
[19:14] ---
One last push. Almost there, sir!
[19:20] ---
Good morning.
[19:21] ---
Are you gentlemen here for Occult Question?
[19:24] ---
Gero...
[19:25] ---
Ah, yes.
[19:26] ---
We heard that you gentlemen started lining up
out here before anyone else in the country.
[19:30] ---
So, we've decided to sell our
stock to you before we open.
[19:33] ---
Ohhhh!
[19:35] ---
Uh... how many did you get in?
[19:37] ---
Umm...
[19:39] ---
I believe it was four.
[19:42] ---
Lucky you, Man #1.
[19:45] ---
Yes!
[19:51] ---
Finally...
[19:52] ---
Finally I've achieved my
special assignment, sir!
SIGN Used Software / Books Store
[19:55] ---
Master Fuyuki, wait for me!!
[20:02] ---
Um... Are there still any copies
of Occult Question left?
[20:06] ---
M-My sister...
[20:10] ---
My sister said... she really wants it...
[20:13] ---
I thought if I got up early,
I might still make it...
[20:23] ---
Umm...
[20:26] ---
You're in luck, sir.
[20:29] ---
You made it in time, sir.
[20:34] ---
Gero.
[20:39] ---
Thank you!
[20:43] ---
I wonder if Sarge is okay.
SIGN Treats and Cakes
Miyazawa Stores
[20:47] ---
Ah... Sarge!
[20:51] ---
How was it?
[20:53] ---
Actually... uh...
[20:55] ---
I'm sorry, sir!
[20:57] ---
Oh...
[20:59] ---
So... I guess that's that, then...
[21:02] ---
Just kidding!
[21:03] ---
Gero?
[21:04] ---
Occult Question!
[21:07] ---
Mom came back just now and she'd bought
it for me on the way back from work.
[21:15] ---
Sorry, Sarge...
[21:17] ---
Yahoo!
[21:19] ---
Master Fuyuki! Let's get back quickly
and play the game together, sir!
[21:23] ---
OQ! OQ! OQ!
[21:24] ---
Sarge?
[21:26] ---
Just like the phrase
"What goes around comes around,"
[21:29] ---
it may be true that you'll be rewarded
for being kind to other people.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Space Detective 556 here!
[23:09] ---
There's a rumor that the ratings
go up when I appear!
[23:13] ---
To verify the truth of this,
SIGN Spiral
SIGN Spiral Kick
[23:15] ---
next week, I'll be the main character!
[23:17] ---
Make sure you watch!
[23:19] ---
Never mind that! There'll also be a
handsome man to counterbalance him.
SIGN Cool
[23:23] ---
"556: I Can't Say Right Now, Sir!"
SIGN I can't say right now
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: The Vacuum Cleaner Forever, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E241 - 556: I Can't Say Right Now, Sir! / Keroro: The Vacuum Cleaner Forever, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:48] ---
Isn't that great, Brother?!
[01:51] ---
Digital remaster...
[01:57] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[01:59] ---
My brother will be phoning you. I'm sorry!
[02:04] ---
Phoning?
SIGN Dedicated 556
[02:08] ---
Dedicated 556 Hotline!
SIGN Hotline
[02:12] ---
Yes? Kerokero?
[02:14] ---
Listen up, Keroro.
[02:16] ---
I want you to lend me your power!
[02:18] ---
Come here first thing tomorrow morning!
Mention this to no one!
[02:22] ---
Also, this phone will
automatically self-destruct!
[02:32] ---
556: I Can't Say Right Now, Sir!
[02:37] ---
My point is...
[02:39] ---
...if you're going to send Lavie over,
there's no point in phoning, now, is there?!
[02:43] ---
Geez!
[02:44] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[02:46] ---
Important communications use a
hotline! That is just how it is!
[02:49] ---
Yeah, yeah...
[02:51] ---
So, what am I meant to do, exactly?
[02:56] ---
Gero!
[02:57] ---
Lavie! Move to level 1
counter-espionage readiness!
[03:01] ---
Yes, Brother!
[03:09] ---
Gero... pitch black?!
[03:11] ---
The lights! Turn on the lights, sir!
[03:14] ---
Gero!
[03:15] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Our electricity is cut off right now...
[03:19] ---
I... I see.
[03:20] ---
Listen up, Keroro!
[03:21] ---
There is somewhere that
Lavie and I have to go very soon!
[03:25] ---
A part-time job?
[03:27] ---
No. It is for the sake of
a certain objective.
[03:29] ---
A... A certain objective.
[03:32] ---
I can't say right now.
SIGN I can't say right now
[03:38] ---
And what do you want me to do?
[03:41] ---
I want you to secretly
protect us from enemies.
[03:44] ---
Please... please...
[03:46] ---
Who's the enemy?
[03:49] ---
I can't say right now.
SIGN I can't say right now
[03:52] ---
What?
[03:54] ---
So, uh...
[03:56] ---
I don't know where we're going
or what kind of enemy it is.
[04:00] ---
How am I supposed to protect you?
[04:01] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[04:05] ---
Just do it, Keroro!
[04:11] ---
Lavie! Incoming!
[04:13] ---
Yes, Brother!
[04:17] ---
Huh? The enemy? What?
[04:18] ---
Wait! What's going on?!
[04:20] ---
Where? Where are they?!
[04:22] ---
Hey! Gero!
[04:28] ---
That was close, Lavie.
[04:31] ---
Yes, Brother.
[04:32] ---
Hold on! What do you mean,
that was close? Was that the enemy?
[04:36] ---
It was just some chic chick passing by!
[04:40] ---
Naive thinking, Keroro!
[04:41] ---
Gero...
[04:42] ---
"Just some chic chick."
[04:44] ---
Making you think that is their MO!
SIGN MO
[04:51] ---
Like I said... who's "they"?
[04:56] ---
I can't say right now.
SIGN I can't say right now
SIGN Planned Site
Real Estate
[05:04] ---
Uhh...
[05:05] ---
They're just elementary schoolers.
Do you really need to be so on edge?
[05:08] ---
Naive, Keroro.
[05:10] ---
That kind of thinking leaves you open!
[05:17] ---
Isn't this just making you stand out more?
[05:20] ---
Gero? Master Fuyuki and Lady Momoka!
[05:22] ---
Welcome back, s—
[05:24] ---
No! This is to be kept secret from
everyone, even close acquaintances!
[05:28] ---
What secret? We're just walking around!
[05:32] ---
Are we really?
[05:41] ---
There you are!
[05:43] ---
Uwa!
[05:44] ---
You have finally shown yourself,
you suspicious-looking fellow!
[05:47] ---
You're the suspicious one!
[05:49] ---
556! It's okay, sir.
[05:52] ---
This is just Lady Momoka's bodyguard, uhh...
[05:55] ---
What was your name again?
SIGN Yoshiokadaira
[05:57] ---
Yoshiokadaira!
[05:58] ---
Ah! Yoshio Kadaira-san!
[06:04] ---
In any case... he must be defeated!
[06:07] ---
556 Kick!
SIGN 556 Kick
[06:10] ---
556 Punch!
SIGN 556 Punch
[06:15] ---
You won't get away!
[06:17] ---
556... SPIRAL KICK!
SIGN Spiral Kick
[06:26] ---
Wow. Yoshio-san flies pretty far.
SIGN Nishizawa Tower
SIGN Nishizawa Command Room
[06:31] ---
Milady Momoka's bodyguard unit has
encountered an enemy on the return from school!
[06:34] ---
Intercept immediately!
[06:38] ---
Keroro! We'll leave this area to you!
[06:41] ---
I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[06:45] ---
Gero!
[06:47] ---
Why me?!
[06:54] ---
Mission complete.
[07:03] ---
Well, Keroro?!
[07:04] ---
Now do you understand that
we're being targeted?!
[07:07] ---
Yes...
[07:09] ---
Come on, 556.
[07:11] ---
It's about time you told me, sir.
[07:13] ---
Tell me where we're going and why.
SIGN I can't say right now
[07:16] ---
I can't say right now.
[07:18] ---
Brother... It might be better
if we told Keroro-san.
[07:21] ---
Yeah! Seeing as how I almost died!
[07:25] ---
Then I'll tell you.
We are heading to the bank.
[07:28] ---
The bank? You can just go there normally.
[07:31] ---
No... Just as you have seen
many times now...
[07:34] ---
...we are being targeted.
[07:36] ---
Look...
[07:38] ---
I really can't imagine that
they actually are.
[07:40] ---
Sorry. I can't say right now!
SIGN I can't say right now
[07:42] ---
All right! Fine! Hmph!
[07:44] ---
You can either trust me
and tell me everything,
[07:47] ---
or I will drop out here.
It's going to be one or the other, sir.
[07:51] ---
So?! What will you do, 556?!
[07:54] ---
Brother! Tell Keroro-san about it!
[07:57] ---
The truth is...
[07:59] ---
...the single lottery ticket that Lavie
received while working her part-time job...
[08:02] ---
She won?!
[08:04] ---
Exactly!
[08:05] ---
We'll be getting our hands on big money!
[08:08] ---
In other words!
As long as evil exists in this world,
[08:11] ---
there is no other way for us
than to be targeted for attack!
[08:14] ---
Brother, I'm scared...
[08:17] ---
It's okay! I am with you!
[08:19] ---
As is Keroro!
[08:21] ---
They won... They won...
[08:22] ---
H-Hey, 556-kun...
we're best friends, right?
SIGN Hand of Desire
[08:28] ---
The hand of desire!
[08:30] ---
Of course!
[08:31] ---
I... I am doing this for the sake
of a friend, you understand,
[08:35] ---
and absolutely not because I'm
expecting any kind of thanks, sir.
[08:39] ---
Ah, thank goodness.
[08:40] ---
Of course, I understand!
[08:42] ---
Isn't that great, Brother?
[08:45] ---
And so, 556, Lavie, and Keroro headed to the
city bank to collect the lottery winnings!
SIGN Collecting Winnings
SIGN Konno Bath
[08:57] ---
556! Don't drop your guard
if you want that big money, sir!
[09:03] ---
Right back at you, Keroro!
[09:06] ---
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN Konno Bath
[09:08] ---
I... I saw nothing.
[09:10] ---
Keroro! Distance to destination?
[09:13] ---
Somewhere between 300 and 500 m,
I suppose, sir.
[09:17] ---
What?! Then we are almost there!
[09:19] ---
No... This will be where things
really get difficult, sir.
[09:22] ---
The bank is located in Inner-Tokyo's
busy shopping district!
[09:26] ---
Who knows what might happen, sir?
[09:30] ---
I expected no less from a pro soldier!
[09:32] ---
Don't flatter me, 556.
[09:34] ---
Anyway,
[09:36] ---
it will be a bad idea to approach
the bank in this vulnerable state.
SIGN Gluten 556 Stores
SIGN Gluten
[09:41] ---
For gluten, come to 556 Stores!
[09:44] ---
It's perfect for feeding to carp!
[09:48] ---
Try putting it in soups! It's delicious!
[09:51] ---
Gero. If we stand out this much, the
enemy won't be able to make a move, sir!
SIGN Yo Bank
[09:55] ---
We're here, sir!
[09:57] ---
Now, Keroro, Lavie!
SIGN Gluten
[09:59] ---
Yeah!
[10:00] ---
Yes, brother!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Lottery Ticket
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Bank Shopping District
SIGN Current Time: 3:05
[10:07] ---
Current time: 3:05. Bank: Closed.
SIGN Closed for Today
[10:10] ---
Gero... it closed?
[10:13] ---
What will we do, Brother?!
SIGN Drug Store Convenience
[10:17] ---
Why don't you just go to the ATM?
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Bank
[10:19] ---
No!
[10:21] ---
We are here to collect lottery winnings!
[10:25] ---
Don't tell her that!
SIGN Drug Store
[10:27] ---
You can just collect them over there.
SIGN Lottery
[10:30] ---
What?!
[10:31] ---
Lottery retailer.
[10:33] ---
I... I can just go there?
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Lottery Ticket
[10:38] ---
Prize money, please!
[10:40] ---
Nooo! You can't just hand it over
so carelessly!
SIGN Lottery
[10:43] ---
And high-value prizes have to be
redeemed at the ban—
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Lottery Ticket
[10:46] ---
Okay. Seventh prize.
SIGN 7th prize?
[10:49] ---
Look at that! 500 yen! What a leap up
from a 100 yen coin! That's big money!
SIGN Lottery
[10:56] ---
Isn't that great, Brother?
[10:59] ---
Well... even 500 yen is a lot, I suppose!
[11:04] ---
Now, Keroro... eat! No need to hold back!
SIGN Miso soup
[11:07] ---
We'll split the prize money with you!
SIGN Rice
SIGN Beef Plate
[11:12] ---
How's it taste, Keroro?!
SIGN I can't say
[11:14] ---
I can't say right now, sir...
SIGN right now
[11:25] ---
One morning.
[11:34] ---
Cleaning the old way by scattering used
tea leaves and sweeping them up...
[11:37] ---
...is quite bracing, isn't it?
[11:40] ---
Wait... I haven't seen this guy before.
[11:47] ---
Keroro: The Vacuum Cleaner Forever, Sir!
[11:53] ---
U-Umm... Who are you?
[11:58] ---
Sucker.
[11:59] ---
Suck Er-san?
SIGN Suck Er
[12:02] ---
Suck Er... Sucker...
SIGN Sucker
[12:06] ---
Wait, are you Sucker,
the vacuum cleaner?!
[12:10] ---
Yes! Yes I am!
[12:15] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[12:16] ---
How's that for you, sir? The astonishing
scientific power of our Keron Army!
[12:20] ---
We have successfully turned Sucker,
a mere machine, into a Pekoponian, sir!
SIGN Machine -> Pekoponian Diagram of Scientific Prowess
[12:26] ---
Or, like, proven results?
[12:29] ---
This "Live hidden in the darkness"
Gun I invented
[12:33] ---
is a real wonder weapon that
can turn machines into humans.
[12:42] ---
"I want to be human NOW!"
[12:45] ---
I'm Sucker!
[12:47] ---
So, what we're gonna do is,
[12:49] ---
we'll turn all the machines around us
into Pekoponians one after another,
[12:52] ---
and make them soldiers
of our Keron Army, sir!
[12:54] ---
Or, like, produce en-masse?
[12:58] ---
So you were scattering tea leaves
in order to avoid dust.
[13:02] ---
Incidentally, in place of tea leaves,
[13:03] ---
it also works to wet some
newspaper and lay that down.
[13:08] ---
A vaccuum cleaner is cleaning with a broom...
SIGN Former Vacuum Cleaner
[13:16] ---
I'm glad I could become human.
[13:19] ---
Now I do all the cleaning I want, by myself!
[13:22] ---
I couldn't do this if I were
still a vacuum cleaner!
[13:25] ---
So even vacuum cleaners
have dissatisfactions.
[13:28] ---
Still, turning the vacuum cleaner
into a human...
[13:32] ---
That stupid frog...
what is he planning this time?
[13:35] ---
Isn't it so he doesn't have
to do his cleaning duty?
[13:39] ---
There's no way he'd stop at that.
[13:42] ---
Gero gero gero gerorincho.
[13:45] ---
Precisely, ma'am!
[13:46] ---
Sarge!
[13:47] ---
Stupid frog!
[13:48] ---
We'll turn all the machines
around us into Pekoponians,
[13:51] ---
and make them fight as soldiers
for our Keron Corps!
[13:54] ---
It's an invasion operation
of epic scale, ma'am!
[13:57] ---
There! And the other machines, too!
[14:00] ---
Stop it!
[14:14] ---
Awwww!
[14:15] ---
Now I can't watch TV...
[14:17] ---
Ahhh! I still hadn't done the laundry!
[14:20] ---
Gero gero gero.
[14:22] ---
Even off the battlefield, if you die,
no one will pick up your washing!
[14:26] ---
Turn them back to normal right now!
[14:28] ---
No! Nonononono!
[14:31] ---
And land.
[14:32] ---
You...!
[14:33] ---
Gero?
[14:34] ---
Ooh! Get her, Sucker-kun!
[14:36] ---
Get to it!
[14:38] ---
Yes, sir!
[14:43] ---
What are you doing?! Not that!
[14:46] ---
I'm a vacuum cleaner.
[14:47] ---
Keroro-san, let's clean together.
[14:50] ---
Gero...?
[14:51] ---
Like always!
[14:53] ---
Gero... N-Now's not the time
for stupid cleaning, sir!
SIGN Stupid Cleaning
[15:06] ---
U-Uh... you don't need
to get that depressed...
[15:09] ---
Hey!
[15:14] ---
What is this?! This is too random!
SIGN Former Fax
[15:16] ---
Former fax.
[15:18] ---
I'm Japanet Tanaka, TV shopping
supporting your daily life of tomorrow!
[15:23] ---
And the product we have for you today is...
[15:25] ---
Ta-da! Oooooh.
SIGN Former TV
[15:28] ---
This guy is an ex-TV.
SIGN Sigh...
[15:30] ---
Food, good, brewed, dude!
Feud, mood, stewed, chewed!
[15:35] ---
Sweet, meat, beet, treat!
Eat, neat, wheat, sheet!
[15:40] ---
Eat, fleet, greet, feet!
[15:41] ---
Is this... rap?
[15:43] ---
He's certainly not
keeping it under wraps...
[15:45] ---
Yes, based on that bad pun,
this guy's the microwave.
SIGN Former Microwave
SIGN Bloooow
[15:52] ---
Hey! Don't breathe into my ear!
[15:55] ---
Baby, I do not breathe, only breeze.
SIGN Cold
[15:58] ---
Breeze... So he was the air conditioner.
SIGN Former A/C
[16:02] ---
Not cool, dude.
Turning a guy into a Pekoponian.
[16:06] ---
Ah... this cool feeling...
[16:08] ---
It's obvious.
[16:10] ---
As you guessed...
he used to be the freezer!
SIGN Former Freezer
[16:12] ---
That one hurt, too.
[16:14] ---
Oh, stop!
[16:16] ---
Looks like their former machine characteristics
stick around, no matter what you do, sir.
[16:21] ---
They're no use as soldiers like this.
[16:23] ---
Soldiers?!
[16:24] ---
That's it, sir!
[16:27] ---
If characteristics of the former device hang
around... then I just have to do this, sir!
[16:36] ---
And now the next piece of news. This morning,
in the shopping district of Inner-Tokyo, Tokyo...
[16:40] ---
Keroro kerokero 3-kerokero!
[16:42] ---
Put 'em together, kerokero 6-keroro kero!
[16:45] ---
Just because you're cool
doesn't mean you have to be cold.
[16:50] ---
We have to get them to turn them back to
normal! Or this is going to be trouble!
SIGN Blooow
[16:56] ---
Hey, you! Stop that!
[16:58] ---
You know I'm not blowing it, baby.
[17:01] ---
Sucker-kun's about the
only one who seems useful...
[17:05] ---
Cleaning really is nice.
[17:09] ---
Th-This is...!
[17:13] ---
I never thought of turning
our weapons into Pekoponians!
SIGN Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[17:17] ---
I might get eaten...
[17:20] ---
Or, like, fearless fighters?
[17:22] ---
You like that, Red? When I use my head?!
[17:25] ---
We might really be able to
invade Pekopon with this!
[17:29] ---
Hello, hello, test, test, one, two.
SIGN The 1st Keroro Platoon Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[17:32] ---
Keroro Corps New Men of Arms!
Now is the time for you all to stand!
[17:38] ---
We will begin by seizing control
of Inner-Tokyo, sir!
SIGN Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[17:41] ---
Stupid frog!
[17:43] ---
Sarge...
[17:44] ---
Who do we have here?
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
[17:48] ---
In a few short moments, my soldier corps
will launch a full-scale attack on—
SIGN The 1st Keroro Platoon Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[17:53] ---
What?!
[18:00] ---
W-Wait! What are you guys doing?!
[18:02] ---
Hey! This place is not your attack target!
SIGN Former Missile
[18:06] ---
We ain't machines.
SIGN Former Machine Gun
[18:08] ---
We'll do what we want!
[18:10] ---
Yes, you freaking are!
[18:12] ---
Yer nothin' but a buncha cogs!
[18:14] ---
Or, like, machinations?
[18:16] ---
Well, I've finished cleaning the house.
I must clean the kitchen next!
[18:21] ---
Keroro-san!
[18:24] ---
What in heavens are you all doing?
[18:26] ---
Cleaning up after this will be hard work!
SIGN Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[18:29] ---
Sarge! Do something!
[18:32] ---
I'd love to, but...
[18:34] ---
Stop, everybody!
[18:36] ---
We're not just gonna be used anymore!
[18:39] ---
We'll do what we wanna do!
[18:41] ---
But...
[18:42] ---
Is this what you use your humanity for?
[18:45] ---
Geez! I never should have turned
machines into Pekoponians, sir!
[18:49] ---
Oh, now you say that, do you?
[18:51] ---
Or, like, karmic justice?
SIGN Self Destruct
SIGN Base Self-Destruct Button
[18:54] ---
Base self-destruct button!
[18:55] ---
Found you!
[18:59] ---
Set up!
[19:00] ---
Target: self-destruct button!
[19:03] ---
Fire!
SIGN The 1st Keroro Platoon Men of Arms Pep Rally!
[19:06] ---
Uh? What? What?
[19:08] ---
Uncle, we have problems! The base's
self-destruct button has been pressed!
SIGN Until self-destruct:
[19:12] ---
Only three minutes?! What the heck?!
[19:14] ---
Those guys are taking it too far!
[19:16] ---
Hurry up and stop it!
[19:18] ---
Don't panic, don't panic.
[19:19] ---
What?
[19:20] ---
All you need is the disabling key
that only the leader owns!
[19:25] ---
Uh, nii-san, that is soy sauce.
[19:27] ---
Soya couldn't even get that right.
[19:29] ---
Gyaaa! It's gone! It's gone!
I've lost my soy sauce, sir!
[19:33] ---
There's no soy sauce! No soy sauce!
[19:33] ---
Uncle! The key is in this tiny gap!
[19:38] ---
Ah, the key...
[19:41] ---
Ahh, if only we could just suck it up with
the vacuum cleaner at a time like this...
[19:59] ---
Fine...
[20:02] ---
Please return me to being a vacuum cleaner.
[20:04] ---
Are you sure, Sucker-kun?
[20:06] ---
You were so glad to have become a human.
[20:09] ---
It's fine. That's how I was meant to be.
[20:13] ---
Flip the mode switch on the "Live hidden
in the darkness" Gun before firing,
[20:17] ---
and he'll turn back into the machine.
[20:19] ---
Keroro-san, machines can't
do work without an operator.
[20:23] ---
So...
[20:24] ---
Gero...
[20:25] ---
Mr. Sergeant! Hurry up!
SIGN Until self-destruct:
[20:27] ---
Uncle! We don't have time!
[20:29] ---
Now, hurry!
[20:33] ---
Sucker-kun...
[20:34] ---
I'm sorry, sir!
[20:42] ---
See you, everyone...
SIGN Until self-destruct:
[21:00] ---
Sorry, Sucker-kun, sir.
[21:03] ---
Sorry for turning you into a Pekoponian
and then back again.
[21:06] ---
Now, then! Let's have another good
old clean together today, sir!
[21:11] ---
Thanks to Sucker-kun, they were able to stop
the self-destruct mechanism just in time.
[21:15] ---
And it looks like all the other
machines went back to normal, too.
[21:24] ---
What?! You're still here?!
[21:26] ---
Sure am, baby...
[21:27] ---
Noo! Stop! I said stop!
[21:28] ---
It looks like they forgot
to turn one of them back.
[21:31] ---
Noooo!
[21:33] ---
Dirty, ain't I, lady?
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Angol Mois here.
[23:09] ---
Have the little gaps and holes around
your house ever bothered you?
[23:13] ---
One day, you suddenly realize that
someone has been peering through them.
[23:15] ---
Aahhh! That's so scary, Uncle!
[23:18] ---
Quit playing the innocent!
[23:19] ---
Butt out!
[23:20] ---
Never mind that! Curtain-peeker!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Watcher in the Attic, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Invading With
Self-Consciousness, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E242 - Keroro: Watcher in the Attic, Sir! / Keroro: Invading With Self-Consciousness, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
Have you ever been unable to sleep because
something trivial was playing on your mind?
[01:50] ---
Was there always a hole there?
[01:55] ---
Gero?!
[01:56] ---
I feel like something just moved!
[02:02] ---
Keroro: Watcher in the Attic, Sir!
[02:16] ---
Nothing here.
[02:18] ---
I guess I was just seeing things, sir.
[02:22] ---
Oof.
[02:39] ---
It's strange looking into my room
from directly above like this, sir.
[02:43] ---
Gero?
[02:49] ---
Other holes?
[02:56] ---
Gero?!
[02:57] ---
L-Lady Natsumi...
[03:01] ---
This should be the attic above my room.
[03:04] ---
My room is here.
[03:06] ---
And this is where I am right now.
[03:09] ---
Lady Natsumi's room is here.
[03:11] ---
So why...
[03:13] ---
...can I see Lady Natsumi's room
directly below me, sir?
[03:18] ---
That is strange.
[03:20] ---
But all that aside... gero gerori!
[03:23] ---
Hey. Hey. You're not planning
something weird again, are you?
[03:30] ---
This is my chance to get my own back
for all the ways I've been wronged.
[03:34] ---
Wronged, huh.
[03:36] ---
Precisely!
[03:37] ---
All the many tyrannies Hinata Natsumi
has subjected me to!
[03:42] ---
Gero gero!!
[03:47] ---
Nooo, Natsumi-chan never went that far,
and you were almost always the cause, so...
[03:52] ---
This is what they call
being in the wrong.
[03:58] ---
That's just fine by me.
[04:01] ---
I will call this
[04:02] ---
"Operation When I Woke Up, I was Shocked
to Find I'd Become Lalah Sune," sir!
[04:06] ---
What the heck is this?!
[04:14] ---
Gero! It slipped, sir.
[04:18] ---
Now I have to put one on
the other side, as well,
[04:20] ---
and turn her into a Foods-related
Masterpiece Theater.
[04:23] ---
Gero... gero gero... gero...
[04:28] ---
Daah! Stop moving, darn it!
[04:31] ---
Now I have to do it over.
[04:33] ---
Darn you, stop moving!
[04:37] ---
Quite the loony princess she's become.
[04:41] ---
Well, it turned out okay, I guess, sir!
[04:46] ---
Gero...
[04:48] ---
Is each and every one of those rays
of light a hole into some ceiling?
[04:54] ---
Gero?
[04:56] ---
Oh, my.
[04:58] ---
Huh? But the corporal's room is
the tent in the garden, isn't it?
[05:03] ---
But never mind that... once again,
[05:05] ---
this is my chance to get my own back
for all the ways I've been wronged!
[05:08] ---
Being in the Wrong II!
[05:15] ---
I'll run drops of this stuff down
this string and into Giroro's mouth!
SIGN Super-HOT
[05:20] ---
Super-spicy sauce!
[05:22] ---
I will call this
[05:24] ---
"Operation Adzam Leader
in Your Dreaming Mouth," sir!
[05:31] ---
Don't try this at home, kids!
[05:35] ---
Ahh, for goodness's sake!
Stay still, would you?
[05:42] ---
Ah... hey, shoo!
[05:44] ---
Don't touch the string, okay?! Gero!
[05:54] ---
My nose, it's hot! It's hoooooottt!!
[05:58] ---
Gero...
[05:59] ---
It was meant to be an Adzam Leader.
[06:02] ---
And the next morning.
[06:03] ---
Stupid frog!
[06:05] ---
Keroro, you jerkface!!
[06:06] ---
How dare you do this to me?!
[06:09] ---
Sit up straight and face us!
[06:11] ---
Well, now. What's all this?
[06:14] ---
Don't play dumb!
[06:15] ---
Like there's anyone else here who'd
pull ridiculous pranks like these!
[06:20] ---
Got proof?
[06:21] ---
What?
[06:22] ---
Proof?
[06:23] ---
Precisely.
[06:25] ---
Do you have concrete evidence that
I was the one who did it, ma'am?
[06:30] ---
No way I'm going to accept responsibility
for your sleepy screwups without any proof, sir.
[06:39] ---
Of course,
[06:40] ---
if you did manage to find some proof,
[06:42] ---
I'd accept whatever punishment
you had waiting for me, ma'am.
[06:46] ---
We'll remember...
[06:47] ---
...those words!
[06:53] ---
If there's an intruder,
[06:55] ---
the alarm will go off immediately.
[06:58] ---
There's no need to go that far.
[07:02] ---
I know him.
He'll come again tonight, for sure.
[07:07] ---
And that night, when all were fast asleep...
[07:11] ---
Gero gerori.
[07:13] ---
Try all the little tricks you want,
but I'm afraid it's...
[07:16] ---
Useless! Useless! Useless!
SIGN Meat
[07:19] ---
Ah, he's got something weird
prepared again.
[07:22] ---
Gero gero gero.
[07:24] ---
Now I know the lay of the land
up here in the see-ling,
[07:27] ---
nothing can stand in my way, sir!
SIGN Vinegar
[07:31] ---
I'll use this tonight!
[07:33] ---
Vinegar, I see!
[07:35] ---
Gyaaaaa! My nose, it's bitter!!
[07:42] ---
Ohh? Lady Natsumi!
[07:44] ---
What is that pecuuuuuliar mark?!
SIGN Meat
[07:49] ---
And Corporal Giroro, you have a cold, I see!
[07:53] ---
You're like a snotty-nosed little kid, sir!
[07:57] ---
I can't wait to see what faces
you have tomorrow, sir.
[08:01] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero
gerorinchomolungma.
[08:08] ---
Hmm... Yes, that does sound...
[08:10] ---
It sounds like something
Mr. Sergeant would do.
[08:12] ---
Argh! If only we had proof!
[08:14] ---
I'd beat that stupid frog to a pulp!
[08:17] ---
But...
[08:18] ---
...how did Sarge manage to prank you
and the corporal, anyway?
[08:21] ---
That is a mystery.
[08:24] ---
There must be some kind of trick to it.
[08:27] ---
Gero gerori.
[08:28] ---
No one's ever going to notice
this secret ceiling, sir.
[08:33] ---
Well, either way, it doesn't
look like that stupid frog
[08:37] ---
has noticed our secret yet.
[08:39] ---
Looks that way.
[08:45] ---
Gero? Secret?
[08:47] ---
What are they talking about, sir?
[08:50] ---
I am the ruler of the
space above the ceiling!
[08:52] ---
Keeping secrets from me
is absolutely impossible!
[08:55] ---
All creation is within my purview, sir!
[09:08] ---
Gero?
[09:15] ---
Huh? Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
are in the capsules.
[09:22] ---
Then... who's standing there right now?
[09:26] ---
Gero?
[09:41] ---
What is this turn of events?!
[09:43] ---
That Keronian known as
Keroro is still usable.
[09:48] ---
It should be fine to leave him alive.
[09:51] ---
However... the moment he
discovers our secret...
[09:55] ---
When that happens...
[09:57] ---
Wh-When that happens...?
[10:02] ---
...we will eliminate him!
[10:05] ---
Gero!!
[10:15] ---
That stupid frog.
[10:18] ---
So he was playing pranks through this hole!
[10:20] ---
But why is the space above Sarge's ceiling
[10:23] ---
connected to the tops of
all these different rooms?
[10:26] ---
It is indeed most curious.
[10:28] ---
No idea why, but space is warped up there.
[10:33] ---
Well, easily closed.
[10:37] ---
No, wait a bit before closing it.
SIGN Oohashi Sake Store
[10:41] ---
Yesterday...
[10:44] ---
The day before yesterday and the
day before that... I worked so hard...
[10:48] ---
...and today...
[10:50] ---
...and tomorrow and the day after that...
I'll keep on working hard again...
[10:56] ---
Ahhh. So tiring.
[10:58] ---
Hey! Quit slacking off!
[11:00] ---
Gero!!
[11:02] ---
I can see everything you're
doing from up here, got it?!
[11:07] ---
Gerooo!
[11:11] ---
I wonder what that strange space
beyond the ceiling was.
[11:44] ---
Ever since then, I keep getting the feeling
that I'm being watched by someone...
[11:49] ---
That might be the yokai "Curtain-Peeker!"
SIGN Curtain-Peeker
[11:54] ---
Gero? A yokai?
[11:56] ---
"Curtain-Peeker"?
[11:58] ---
Well, it could be that,
SIGN Ceiling-Hanger
[11:59] ---
or it could be a "Ceiling-Hanger,"
or a "Many-Eyes"!
SIGN Many-Eyes
[12:03] ---
Gero!
[12:04] ---
I'm just joking.
[12:06] ---
Maybe it was just an illusion?
[12:08] ---
Illusion?
[12:09] ---
There are a lot of Japanese yokai
that watch over how people live.
[12:14] ---
Maybe it's always been common for people to
have the illusion that they're being watched.
[12:19] ---
Gerori.
[12:20] ---
Sarge? Sarge?
[12:24] ---
Keroro: Invading with
Self-Consciousness, Sir!
[12:30] ---
Let me ask you!
[12:31] ---
What if all of you were being
constantly watched by someone?
[12:35] ---
What if you were under constant surveillance?
[12:38] ---
That is kind of unsettling.
[12:41] ---
Or, like, focus breaking?
[12:44] ---
You dumbo...
[12:45] ---
You better not be pulling some mischief
in that space behind the ceiling again.
[12:48] ---
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I tell you!
[12:52] ---
Calm down, Giroro-kun.
[12:55] ---
The point is, you'd feel unsettled if you
were being watched by someone, right?
[12:58] ---
I think we can use that for
our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[13:03] ---
Hmph. Placing all Pekoponians under
surveillance wouldn't be easy.
[13:07] ---
That's where we use our heads, sir!
[13:10] ---
What is required for this operation
[13:12] ---
is the illusion that you're
being constantly watched!
[13:15] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[13:17] ---
Nyo!
[13:22] ---
The waves this thing emits
will cause the Pekoponians
[13:26] ---
to fall under the illusion that they
are being constantly watched, sir!
[13:30] ---
Gero gero gerorinchomolungma.
SIGN The Pressure of a Stare
SIGN PRESSURE
[13:56] ---
Oh, come on! What is this?!
[14:09] ---
Sarge?
[14:10] ---
Stupid frog!
[14:12] ---
Sarge?
[14:14] ---
Hm? Is something the problem, ma'am?
[14:16] ---
You were watching me from the
ceiling again, weren't you?!
[14:20] ---
What are you talking about, ma'am?
[14:21] ---
The ceiling is sealed off.
SIGN KEEP OUT
[14:23] ---
It's impossible to pass through now, ma'am.
[14:25] ---
Besides which, I've been
here the whole time, ma'am.
[14:28] ---
You liar.
[14:30] ---
He isn't lying.
[14:32] ---
Uncle's been here for a long time
making Gundam models.
[14:35] ---
But I definitely felt someone looking at me!
[14:38] ---
It's bugging me, and I can't concentrate!
[14:40] ---
You can't complain to me about something vague
like "you felt someone looking at you," sir.
[14:46] ---
I know it was there! Definitely!
[14:53] ---
What's wrong, ma'am?
[14:56] ---
I really felt like someone was watching me.
[14:59] ---
Me, too...
[15:01] ---
I think the both of you are just
overly self-conscious, sir!
[15:07] ---
Self...
[15:08] ---
...conscious?
[15:10] ---
Gero gerori. An even better
response than I expected!
[15:13] ---
Or, like, super effect?
[15:16] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[15:18] ---
Expand the waves to cover the whole
of the Inner-Tokyo region, sir!
[15:22] ---
Nyonyonyonyoooo!
[15:30] ---
Gero?
[15:31] ---
Uncle?
[15:32] ---
No, I... feel like I'm being watched...
[15:36] ---
I'm always watching you, Uncle!
[15:39] ---
Not that...
[15:41] ---
I'm pretty sure these waves
shouldn't work on Keronians.
[15:45] ---
Yeah, sorry!
[15:47] ---
It's just my imagination, sir!
[15:51] ---
Who goes there?
[15:52] ---
Is that where you are, you rogue?!
[15:56] ---
Koyuki-dono!
What in the heavens is the matter?
[16:02] ---
Emergency, emergency!
[16:04] ---
Find the intruder immediately!
[16:07] ---
What on Earth is going on?
[16:09] ---
Milady Momoka!
[16:11] ---
It seems that someone has
infiltrated the mansion!
[16:13] ---
Oh, no... but then, why has
the alarm not sounded?
[16:20] ---
Who're you?!
[16:24] ---
This is amazing!
Momocchi's place is in chaos!
[16:30] ---
What do you wanna do, commander?
[16:31] ---
If we increase the level of these waves
to cover the whole of Pekopon...
[16:34] ---
...the invasion of Pekopon
will be within our grasp.
[16:37] ---
Hey... Commander?
[16:39] ---
Gero?
[16:40] ---
Ahh, sorry, sorry...
[16:42] ---
What is it?
[16:43] ---
Will you pull it together?
[16:44] ---
It's just, I keep getting the feeling
that I'm being watched by someone.
[16:47] ---
Ahh, it's just my imagination,
though, right?!
[16:50] ---
Just my imagination!
[16:51] ---
Ohhhh!
[16:52] ---
So you were behind this, after all!
[16:54] ---
L-Lady Natsumi!
[16:56] ---
No, this isn't... uh...
[16:58] ---
Uhhh... I mean...
[16:59] ---
Well... I guess this one time I can... um...
[17:01] ---
Um... er... ah...
[17:03] ---
Gero?
[17:04] ---
Uh... I just wanted to say...
[17:09] ---
...thanks.
[17:11] ---
What?!
[17:14] ---
You... lost weight, ma'am?
[17:17] ---
Just... just a bit!
[17:21] ---
I guess... because I felt like
someone was watching me...
[17:25] ---
...I naturally ate fewer snacks and stuff.
[17:28] ---
Maybe it's just my imagination!
[17:30] ---
No... it's not your imagination.
[17:34] ---
As you feel conscious about the eyes on you,
[17:36] ---
the... embarrassment you show sometimes,
[17:39] ---
and your... your bearing...
[17:42] ---
Natsumi... you're... you're even more...
[17:46] ---
...beautiful than ever!
[17:49] ---
That's true.
[17:50] ---
It is said that women get more beautiful
when eyes are upon them.
[17:56] ---
Well... I never intended...
[17:58] ---
Do not be so humble,
my honorable leader!
[18:01] ---
Koyuki-dono is also most pleased.
[18:03] ---
Why?!
[18:18] ---
Your skills have improved, Koyuki-dono!
[18:21] ---
Yes! When I think that someone
is always watching me,
[18:24] ---
it really keeps me tense!
[18:27] ---
This is all thanks to you,
my honorable leader.
[18:29] ---
Right...
[18:31] ---
I would like to thank you, as well.
[18:33] ---
Lady Momoka!
[18:35] ---
We inspected all the security measures
around the establishment,
[18:38] ---
and were able to find several points
that needed re-evaluating!
[18:43] ---
This is all thanks to you, Keroro-san!
[18:45] ---
This is incredible, Sarge!
[18:47] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[18:48] ---
I looked at the news on the net,
[18:50] ---
and it said that littering of cigarettes
and empty cans has ceased,
SIGN Empty Cans
[18:55] ---
and people are behaving nicer to
each other on the trains and buses!
[18:58] ---
Nin, nin.
[19:00] ---
The perception that someone
is always watching
[19:02] ---
has aroused people's self-control.
[19:06] ---
H-Has it, now...
[19:07] ---
Thank you, Sarge!
[19:09] ---
No... I...
[19:12] ---
You're welcome... sir...
[19:15] ---
In the end, Sarge's invasion operation
not only failed in its purpose,
[19:18] ---
it worked to improve people's lives.
[19:25] ---
What? It was actually an invasion operation?
[19:28] ---
I am ashamed, sir.
[19:30] ---
Oh, Sarge, what will we do with you...
[19:33] ---
But you did good in the end, didn't you?
[19:36] ---
I think it's okay.
[19:37] ---
Oh, yeah!
[19:38] ---
Maybe the yokais "Curtain-Peeker"
and "Many-Eyes"
[19:43] ---
were actually ourselves!
[19:45] ---
Gero?
[19:46] ---
I mean, like,
[19:48] ---
maybe they were yokai made for us
to reflect on our own actions.
[19:57] ---
I see...
[19:59] ---
That stare came from me myself...
[20:02] ---
When I think of it like that...
it doesn't bother me... so much, sir...
[20:06] ---
I feel like... I'll be able to
sleep soundly... at last, sir...
[20:13] ---
If you feel someone invisible looking at you,
[20:16] ---
that might be a good opportunity for you
to reflect upon your own actions.
[20:21] ---
But...
[20:40] ---
Gero...
[20:51] ---
Dear me. No use for this one in the end,
either, huh.
[20:59] ---
Hey, this thing got pulled
out of the power socket!
[21:04] ---
How long's that been unplugged?
[21:09] ---
Oh, well.
[21:13] ---
Oh, my. What could this mean?
[21:17] ---
It looks like even Sarge and the others,
aliens far more scientifically advanced than us,
[21:22] ---
are still mystified by
some of the things in this world.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Kiruru, the strongest weapon
in the Keron Army!
[23:12] ---
Even now, they are still being developed,
based on the systems of the ancient Keron Army!
SIGN URGENT
SUPER KINDA BAD
ASSEMBLE
GEROHCRAP
ALERT
SIGN I mean, it's Xmas! Excited Excited Excited
[23:16] ---
But it's not going very well,
[23:18] ---
'cause they keep making
cute little things like Mash!
[23:21] ---
Never mind that! It's Jingle Bells already?
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: Merry Christmas
on the Battlefield, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E243 - Keroro: Merry Christmas on the Battlefield, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:33] ---
It'll soon be Christmas.
[01:34] ---
What kinds of presents
do you all think you might get?
[01:38] ---
The Keroro Platoon's
Pekopon invasion operation
[01:41] ---
still remains to make any progress.
SIGN Keron Army Space Invasion Force #3 HQ Battleship
[01:44] ---
Are you sure this is correct, Colonel?
[01:46] ---
Continuing to leave Pekopon in the hands
of the F-grade Keroro Platoon...
[01:50] ---
All old Keronians should know this:
[01:54] ---
Pekoponian invasion is not easy.
[01:57] ---
No matter what grade you might be.
[02:01] ---
According to the reports,
[02:03] ---
a celebration known as "Christmas"
is held on Pekopon during this period.
[02:07] ---
They apparently gift each other presents.
[02:12] ---
Open hatch #7!
[02:15] ---
This will be a "present" from us!
[02:17] ---
Hatch #7...
[02:19] ---
R-Roger...
[02:27] ---
Permission granted to disable
all safety systems up to Level 50.
[02:31] ---
Agreement received for all terms
relating to the activation of X-55.
[02:34] ---
Synchronization in progress.
[02:36] ---
X-55 activating.
[02:38] ---
Estimated destination: Pekopon.
[02:41] ---
Merry Christmas!
[02:44] ---
Men of the Keroro Platoon!
[02:52] ---
Keroro: Merry Christmas
on the Battlefield, Sir!
[02:59] ---
December 24th, Christmas Eve.
SIGN X'mas Cakes Now on Sale
Cake Shop Maeyama
[03:08] ---
Who wants a Christmas cake?!
SIGN Christmas Cakes
[03:11] ---
Please buy one. Please buy one.
[03:11] ---
We don't want to be stuck with any leftover
stock, so we haven't made many this year!
[03:13] ---
Please buy one. Please buy one.
[03:16] ---
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[03:18] ---
Yahoo!
SIGN Merry
SIGN Merry
[03:20] ---
Merry Christmas!
[03:22] ---
So, let's get an early start on
building those Gundam models
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Watch: Matsutake Epidemic
[03:27] ---
I got from Lady Mom Santa, sir!
[03:29] ---
Nippers, nippers!
[03:31] ---
Ohh! So many parts!
SIGN Xmas Comes But Once A Year!
[03:33] ---
But such a thing will not perturb me, sir!
[03:36] ---
Two AMG kits at once, huh...
[03:39] ---
This could drop a colony on Pekopon, sir.
[03:43] ---
Snip the poly-caps on one side
before I even begin...
[03:47] ---
Wait... wait... wait.
[03:50] ---
Isn't this no different from usual?
[03:52] ---
What kind of a way is that
to spend Christmas?
[03:54] ---
Well, it is fun, it is,
I'm not denying that.
[03:57] ---
Yeah... but...
[03:59] ---
I can't allow myself to be
satisfied by just this, sir!
SIGN I mean, it's Xmas! Excited Excited Excited
[04:04] ---
As proof, look at this!
[04:05] ---
This mysterious excitement eating away at
my body ever since Christmas Eve began!
[04:11] ---
On all our previous Christmases,
big events have awaited us, sir!
[04:16] ---
In which case... this time, too, needs...
[04:20] ---
...a big event!
[04:22] ---
Where can I find a big event, ma'am?!
[04:25] ---
Ah, crud, crud... I'm going to be late...
[04:27] ---
Tweet tweet! You there, Lady Natsumi!
Cease your walking!
[04:31] ---
Sorry, don't have time for you right now.
[04:33] ---
Gero. As an apology for kicking me,
[04:36] ---
tell me about some kind of
big event, ma'am!
[04:38] ---
Event? I'm too busy for those right now.
[04:41] ---
Why don't you go into hibernation?
[04:43] ---
Hiber...nation? How rude.
[04:45] ---
I'm not a frog.
[04:47] ---
Forget it. I'll ask Master Fuyuki, ma'am.
[04:49] ---
So, where's Master Fuyuki?
[04:51] ---
Called to Momoka-chan's house.
SIGN Occult Highland
[04:53] ---
To Lady Momoka's place?
[04:58] ---
F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun!
[05:00] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[05:01] ---
Fuyuki-kun, welcome to
Occult Highland Christmas Fantasy!
[05:06] ---
Sorry I'm late!
[05:07] ---
That's perfectly fine!
[05:09] ---
Hot stuff! Enough to boil eggs in, ma'am!
[05:11] ---
Then what about Lady Mom?
[05:13] ---
I told you she starts work early.
[05:15] ---
Watanabe-kun!
[05:16] ---
Here.
[05:16] ---
Hitomin.
[05:17] ---
Ayep!
[05:17] ---
Toyama-san!
[05:18] ---
Yo!
[05:19] ---
Listen up. I believe that our mangaka peers
are all in critical mental states today.
[05:25] ---
"For the rest of society,
this is Christmas... and yet I... yet I...!"
[05:29] ---
Our job is to collect their manuscripts
and cheer them up!
[05:33] ---
Do your best!
[05:34] ---
Okay.
[05:36] ---
But... what about our Christmases?
[05:38] ---
Magazine editors don't need stuff like that!
[05:41] ---
The deadline is right
in front of us! Work hard!
[05:44] ---
Roger!
[05:46] ---
Ahh, so she does, right, ma'am.
[05:46] ---
Wait, wait, wait! I'm gonna be late!
Wait, wait, wait!
[05:49] ---
So... what exactly am I supposed to...
[05:51] ---
Like I said.
[05:52] ---
Make Gundam models or invade or something.
[05:55] ---
But that's no different from—
[05:56] ---
See you later.
[05:58] ---
Good grief.
[06:01] ---
So, from noon it's the Christmas bargains,
[06:04] ---
and then go to the concert
with Satsuki and the rest,
[06:06] ---
and in the evening,
Koyuki-chan and I
[06:08] ---
will be enjoying the public live broadcast
of 623-san's radio show!
[06:11] ---
I've definitely gotta make
the most of all this!
[06:14] ---
Ah, hello, Satsuki!
[06:21] ---
Ahh... big events aren't things you can
just find rolling around anywhere, sir...
[06:26] ---
Giroro! Let's play!
[06:28] ---
We're due another "Live or Die?! Endless Thumb
Wrestling Moonlight Darkness Deathmatch!"
SIGN 500th Battle Ongoing!
[06:35] ---
Huh?
[06:36] ---
Hey, Giroro!
[06:37] ---
Come back later! I'm busy right now!
[06:40] ---
What?!
[06:42] ---
Fine! Fine! Mr. Daruma is having
a productive Christmas, I see!
[06:47] ---
Fine! Fine!
[06:52] ---
Which ribbon...
[06:54] ---
Which ribbon should I choose?!
SIGN Hinata
[06:57] ---
What a beautiful ribbon!
[06:59] ---
Thank you... Giroro!
[07:02] ---
Which will get her to react like that?!
[07:02] ---
Giroro! Giroro! Giroro!
[07:04] ---
Look, if you're a man,
quit vacillating and make a decision!
[07:08] ---
I'm so stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid!!
[07:12] ---
Ahhh... oh, well.
[07:14] ---
Guess I'll do a little invading.
[07:16] ---
That might not be a bad way to spend
Christmas every once in a while.
[07:20] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[07:21] ---
Gero?
[07:22] ---
Oh! If it isn't Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[07:23] ---
Wait, wait, wait!
[07:25] ---
What's wrong, sir?
[07:27] ---
Lady Momoka's place must be in the
midst of quite the magnificent—
[07:29] ---
You would think so,
but this year's party got cancelled.
[07:36] ---
Ahhh! I'm so scared!
[07:38] ---
Momocchi is spending
the day alone with Fukki.
[07:42] ---
Ahh, I see.
[07:45] ---
Very well, Private Tamama!
[07:47] ---
Would you like to make Gundam models
with me and re-enact some Zeta Gundam?!
[07:51] ---
Wooo! It does not sound the
teensiest bit interesting,
[07:54] ---
but if I can have Mr. Sergeant
all to myself, it is okay with me!
[08:00] ---
Phew...
[08:02] ---
Uhhh... so... next up is...
[08:06] ---
What?!
SIGN Christmas Xmas Bargains
[08:09] ---
What a bang!
[08:10] ---
What happened?
[08:12] ---
Probably some stunt, right?
[08:13] ---
That started me...
[08:15] ---
Oh, was that all?
SIGN URGENT
SUPER KINDA BAD
ASSEMBLE
GEROHCRAP
ALERT
[08:31] ---
Anti-barrier field detected in
the Pekoponian city district!
[08:34] ---
The ID code is...
[08:35] ---
...the Keron Army?!
[08:37] ---
Oh, tell me it's...
[08:39] ---
Soldiers of the Keroro Platoon, we hope you
are making the most of your Christmas.
[08:43] ---
Type-4 alert. Repeat, type-4 alert.
[08:46] ---
Type 4?!
[08:48] ---
We're on alert.
[08:49] ---
And it's a type 4.
[08:51] ---
Whaaa?
[08:52] ---
Gerohcrap! Gerohcrap!
[08:52] ---
Did you say we're on alert?!
[08:54] ---
Gerohcrap! Gerohcrap!
[08:54] ---
Everyone to the command room.
Wait, wait, wait.
SIGN Gerohcrap
[08:58] ---
Understood!
[09:08] ---
That's...
[09:09] ---
...Mash.
[09:10] ---
No... the legendary god
of destruction, Kiruru!
[09:13] ---
His model number's X-55.
[09:16] ---
A even newer model of Kiru-chan
than Mash and X-52.
[09:21] ---
A new model?!
[09:22] ---
Those fools at HQ made another
one of those things?!
[09:26] ---
The attached message from
the Keron Army reads...
[09:28] ---
"Merry Christmas. Present for you."
...Welp, there ya go.
[09:33] ---
Huh? It's a present for us...? Then...
[09:37] ---
...are they saying we can use him
for our Pekopon invasion, sir?
[09:40] ---
Is that true?
[09:41] ---
They went all-out with
that present, did they not?
[09:44] ---
However... it is hard to believe that
HQ would show us such munificence.
[09:49] ---
But... "Merry Christmas"...
[09:52] ---
Gero?! Don't tell me...
[09:54] ---
Wait... wait...
[09:56] ---
This is bad, sir!
SIGN Shiver Shiver
[09:57] ---
Tama?
[09:58] ---
What is?
[09:59] ---
That's...
[10:01] ---
That Kiruru is no present!
[10:04] ---
It's...
[10:06] ---
...a notification from HQ
that we're all fired!
[10:09] ---
There's not a doubt in my mind, sir!
[10:10] ---
What?! Fired?!
[10:13] ---
They gave us the sack?!
[10:15] ---
What makes you think such a thing?
[10:17] ---
Well... the thing is...
[10:20] ---
...the very first Christmas
I ever spent on Pekopon,
[10:23] ---
I reported about it to HQ,
[10:25] ---
and back then, I didn't really know the
meaning of the words "Merry Christmas,"
[10:30] ---
and I got it wrong in the report.
[10:32] ---
"Merry Christmas."
SIGN Wishing someone a nice Christmas
[10:35] ---
That's something you say to wish
someone a nice Christmas, right?
[10:37] ---
Ey! Ey! Ey! Whatchu 'splainin'
for, ya pushy little...!
[10:41] ---
And what did you report that it meant?
[10:44] ---
Um... Well.
[10:47] ---
I said it was... "See you in hell!"
SIGN See you in hell!
[10:50] ---
See you in...
[10:51] ---
...hell?!
[10:53] ---
When Kiruru gets started,
this won't be an invasion...
[10:56] ---
...it'll be the end of Pekopon.
[11:00] ---
So...
[11:01] ---
...they're telling us... to go to hell
along with the Pekoponians?!
[11:35] ---
For the world, for its people! The Keroro
Platoon stands to crush Kiruru's ambitions!
[11:39] ---
If the brilliance of this Keron Star
inspires in you no fear,
[11:42] ---
make your move!
[11:47] ---
We will not let Pekopon fall to you, Kiruru!
[11:51] ---
Not only is the invasion going badly,
but we're also about to destroy chan-Kiru,
[11:55] ---
so the chaps at HQ must be sad destiny.
[11:57] ---
No... After we've taken down Kiruru,
[12:00] ---
we'll accomplish the Pekoponian invasion.
[12:03] ---
Ourselves.
[12:04] ---
Isn't that great, Mr. Sergeant?
[12:06] ---
Gero?
[12:07] ---
Getting rid of Kiruru is just the big
Christmasy kind of event you wanted, isn't it?
[12:14] ---
Well, it is a big event,
that much is for sure.
[12:16] ---
Though I'm barely... or more like
not at all... feeling like it... hahaha...
[12:20] ---
Kiruru sighted!
[12:21] ---
Gero!
[12:24] ---
First strike!
[12:26] ---
Keron... Missile!
[12:33] ---
Did we get him?!
[12:45] ---
Yep, that's Kiruru. Couldn't care less.
[12:50] ---
ID confirmed.
[12:52] ---
Assigned to the third Space Invasion Force,
[12:54] ---
the Special Advance Team:
[12:57] ---
the Keroro Platoon.
[12:59] ---
Keron... Fire!
[13:07] ---
Nuuaaa?! A barrier?!
I thought those were cheating!
[13:09] ---
We're not done yet!
[13:11] ---
Keron... Punch!
[13:21] ---
This event...
[13:23] ---
...yaaaay... sir!
[13:25] ---
Very well!
[13:28] ---
Beam Sabers!
[13:32] ---
Mr. Lawrence!
[13:40] ---
I'll get you! I'll get you!
[13:50] ---
Dororo?
[13:51] ---
Stupid frog?
[13:54] ---
I think I just heard Sarge's voice.
[13:57] ---
Yes... I also heard Tama-chan's voice.
[14:00] ---
Our imagination?
[14:01] ---
It seems like it.
[14:02] ---
Yeah...
[14:10] ---
Gero! Open Keron!
[14:15] ---
Output: 5%! We're done!
[14:17] ---
Waaahh! I have lost control!
[14:20] ---
Mois-dono! Transport please!
[14:21] ---
All ships suffering critical damage!
[14:23] ---
Or, like, beaming Scotty?!
[14:28] ---
Darn it.
[14:29] ---
We are saved!
[14:30] ---
Mois-dono, I am most grateful!
[14:32] ---
Everybody, are you all okay, sir?
[14:35] ---
Somehow! Where is he? Where did he go?
[14:40] ---
Nishizawa Tower!
[14:42] ---
He's headed to Nishizawa Tower!
[14:45] ---
That's not good.
[14:46] ---
Gero?
[14:48] ---
I bet he wants to get to
the top of that tower,
[14:51] ---
control the Pekoponians with dark
energies like hatred and suspicion,
[14:56] ---
and turn Christmas into hell!
[15:01] ---
Turn Christmas into hell?!
[15:02] ---
I shall not permit it!
[15:04] ---
Momocchi and the rest's...
[15:06] ---
Momocchi and the rest's Christmas...
I am going to protect it!
[15:09] ---
Yeah... That's right.
[15:13] ---
Until I...
[15:14] ---
Until I give it to her... I cannot lose!
[15:17] ---
Ahhh... I guess now that
we've come this far,
[15:20] ---
we might as well enjoy
this event for all it's got.
[15:22] ---
Let's go, David Bowie boy.
[15:30] ---
Well then, everyone!
[15:32] ---
Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence!
[15:38] ---
It's the 623 Radio Public Live Broadcast!
[15:44] ---
Hey, everyone. How are you all
spending Christmas Eve?
[15:49] [SONG] ---
When I stand on top of the hill
[15:49] ---
I'm sure you're all spending a wonderful
Christmas with the people closest to you.
[15:54] [SONG] ---
And look around,
[15:55] ---
With your friends...
[15:57] ---
...and family...
[16:01] [SONG] ---
It makes me well up.
[16:02] ---
...and lovers...
[16:04] ---
But just for a moment,
I'd like you all to feel something.
[16:05] [SONG] ---
Today is Christmas.
[16:10] ---
There may be people out there who can't
spend Christmas with the people they love.
[16:11] [SONG] ---
The word "friend"...
[16:17] [SONG] ---
When was it...
[16:24] [SONG] ---
...that we started finding it inconvenient?
[16:29] ---
Some may be out there
working hard for others.
[16:31] [SONG] ---
We, the Keroro Platoon...
[16:37] ---
Some Christmases, spent enjoyably...
[16:40] ---
and other Christmases,
spent to protect them.
[16:41] [SONG] ---
Although the Pekopon invasion
[16:44] ---
And both are wonderful ways to pass
Christmas. That's what I want you to feel.
[16:45] [SONG] ---
Continues on,
[16:49] ---
This is for all of you, everyone
on this Earth... Merry Christmas.
[16:50] [SONG] ---
It's a Keroly night.
[16:54] [SONG] ---
Combining our voices, we sing...
[17:00] ---
Takeshi! Nagisa!
[17:01] [SONG] ---
God be with you.
[17:06] ---
I have failed!
[17:07] ---
Sakamoto!!
[17:09] ---
Kululu!!
[17:10] ---
Dororo!!
[17:17] ---
Gero...
[17:20] ---
Keroro Robo...
[17:22] ---
Can you...
[17:23] ---
...do one last job for me, sir?
[17:33] ---
He'll...
[17:35] ---
Everyone's Christmas... he'll...!
[17:42] ---
GOOOOOOO!!
[17:44] ---
Uncle!
[17:51] ---
Uncle!
[18:07] ---
So I survived...
[18:10] ---
Gero?
[18:19] ---
Merry Christmas.
[18:28] ---
Uncle!
[18:34] ---
Lady Mois!
SIGN Carol Armageddon!!!
[18:35] ---
Carol Armageddon!
SIGN Occult Highland
[18:45] ---
Huh? What is that?
[18:47] ---
The sky has...
[18:49] ---
...turned white!
[18:59] ---
Huh?
[19:00] ---
Snow...
[19:01] ---
It's snow, Natsumi-san!
[19:04] ---
Wow...
[19:05] ---
How wonderful...
[19:07] ---
It's a white Christmas.
SIGN We sold out... I'm sorry
We sold out
[19:25] ---
Gero!
[19:28] ---
Lady Mois! Lady Mois!
[19:33] ---
You're okay, Uncle?
[19:35] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[19:40] ---
Ohh! Glad to see you're all okay!
[19:44] ---
System restore complete.
[19:47] ---
Start reboot.
[19:51] ---
He doesn't quit!
[19:53] ---
From Keron Army HQ to the Keroro Platoon.
[20:01] ---
Gero?
[20:04] ---
I'm Sumomo!
[20:06] ---
That's a job well done!
SIGN Space Idol
[20:07] ---
A stuffed toy of Space Idol Sumomo-chan!
SIGN Sumomo-chan
(stuffed toy)
[20:08] ---
Give it to Sumomo?
[20:10] ---
I'm Sumomo!
[20:11] ---
Don't tell me this is...
[20:12] ---
That's a job well done!
[20:13] ---
...the Christmas present from HQ.
[20:14] ---
Give it to Sumomo?
[20:15] ---
I'm Sumomo!
[20:17] ---
Then Kiruru must have been...
[20:17] ---
That's a job well done!
[20:19] ---
...the package this was
delivered in, is that it?
[20:19] ---
Give it to Sumomo?
[20:21] ---
I'm Sumomo!
[20:23] ---
That's a job well done!
[20:24] ---
Gero! What a Colonel we have!
[20:25] ---
Give it to Sumomo?
[20:27] ---
I'm Sumomo!
[20:29] ---
That's a job well done!
[20:30] ---
Give it to Sumomo?
[20:31] ---
Those guys at HQ sure do know
how to do things with style.
[20:33] ---
I'm Sumomo!
[20:35] ---
That's a job well done!
[20:36] ---
Give it to Sumomo?
[20:43] ---
This should have boosted
the morale of the Keroro Platoon.
[20:46] ---
We are expecting great things
of you... Sergeant Keroro!
[20:57] ---
Come on, then, let's get the party started!
[20:59] ---
Yaaay!
[21:01] [SONG] ---
Spending Christmas at a lodge,
[21:07] [SONG] ---
With powdered snow
falling outside the window.
[21:10] ---
Gero gero!
[21:13] [SONG] ---
I've had this dream forever.
[21:16] ---
But here...
[21:17] ---
...there is one man unable to participate
in the party, engaged in endless self-debate.
[21:19] [SONG] ---
A winter romance.
[21:22] ---
Which ribbon...
[21:24] ---
Which ribbon should I choose?!
[21:26] [SONG] ---
Even if it's still just one-sided love.
[21:26] ---
Someone... Someone...
[21:29] ---
Someone tell meeeeeeee!!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
SIGN Me
SIGN Cheer up!
[23:07] ---
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN No more than
15 cm of paper
at once
[23:09] ---
So much happening in December!
[23:11] ---
Production of our regular
annual movie is in full swing!
SIGN K66 Appears!
SIGN Bring on the Invasion!
[23:14] ---
'Tis the season, sir!
[23:16] ---
Everyone, take care not to catch a cold!
[23:18] ---
Never mind that! I am Keroro-sama,
the Flat-Surface Sergeant!
SIGN Sergeant Useless
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: The Graffiti-Dwellers, Sir!"
SIGN Cheer Cheer Cheer
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Big Riot at New Year's, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E244 - Keroro: The Graffiti-Dwellers, Sir! / Keroro: Big Riot at New Year's, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:31] ---
Hey! Stupid frog!
[01:32] ---
I have lots for you to do,
[01:34] ---
so hurry up and finish cleaning that bath!
SIGN Don't look for me
[01:38] ---
Keroro! This year is already over...
[01:41] ---
When in blazes are you going to
think up a proper invasion plan?!
SIGN Everyone's Bathroom
SIGN No more than
15 cm of paper
at once
[01:46] ---
Yeah, yeah... sorry 'bout that... my fault...
SIGN Pekopon
Me
SIGN Vwong
SIGN Red Daruma
SIGN Calcium Deficiency
[01:54] ---
It's always my fault.
[01:57] ---
Ah, that's bad, Sarge,
scribbling in a place like that!
[02:00] ---
This bathroom is inside my base,
so it's fine, sir. Gero?
SIGN Me
SIGN Vwong
[02:06] ---
What...?
[02:07] ---
What's up?
SIGN Cheer up!
[02:10] ---
Who in the world... wrote this, sir?
[02:15] ---
Keroro: The Graffiti-Dwellers, Sir!
SIGN Cheer up!
[02:23] ---
This message... it's almost as if the writer
understands my sorry plight.
[02:28] ---
I'm the only one who should know about
this bathroom. Who in the world...?
[02:33] ---
In any event,
[02:35] ---
in this tough world...
SIGN Tough
[02:39] ---
...little words like these
[02:41] ---
sink deeply into my parched heart.
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble
[02:45] ---
It is only polite to leave this person
an expression of my gratitude, sir.
SIGN Thank you, sir
SIGN You are not alone
[02:53] ---
You are not alone!
[02:54] ---
Gero?!
[02:56] ---
What the heck?
SIGN Don't forget! We are here for you!
[02:57] ---
Don't forget! We are here for you!
SIGN We'll always be with you!
[03:00] ---
We'll always be with you!
SIGN We are on your side!
[03:02] ---
We are on your side!
[03:04] ---
I don't know who you guys are
or where you came from, sir...
[03:07] ---
but to think you would cheer me on...
[03:10] ---
I am so grateful, sir!
[03:11] ---
It's cool, it's cool!
SIGN It's cool, it's cool!
[03:13] ---
No biggie, man!
SIGN No biggie, man!
SIGN From today, you'll be one of us graffiti-dwellers!
[03:15] ---
From today, you'll be one
of us graffiti-dwellers!
[03:18] ---
Gero...?
[03:20] ---
Well, now!
[03:21] ---
I'm very honored to be accepted
as a graffiti-dweller, sir!
SIGN No more than
15 cm of paper
at once
[03:26] ---
Gero!!
[03:30] ---
Keroro is spending all his time
in the bathroom.
[03:33] ---
Even though we have the massive
end-of-year clean to handle!
[03:36] ---
What in blazes is he doing?!
[03:39] ---
It is a new discovery to find bathrooms here...
[03:43] ---
We've expanded and reconstructed
this base so many times,
[03:46] ---
I don't have a good grasp of
all the details.
[03:50] ---
Oy! Keroro! Quit goofing off in there
and get out here, stupid!
[03:54] ---
Hey! Are you listening?!
SIGN Silence
[04:08] ---
Isn't he here?
[04:10] ---
What a lot of graffiti.
SIGN Red Daruma
SIGN Calcium Deficiency Pekopon
Me
[04:12] ---
Ah! Natchi! And you are there, too,
Mr. Red Daruma!
[04:15] ---
That dumbo, scribbling this crap
all over the walls!
[04:19] ---
N-No, sir!
[04:21] ---
I am here, sir!
[04:24] ---
Graffiti is not good.
[04:27] ---
Hey... heyheyheyhey...
[04:30] ---
Why aren't you noticing me?!
[04:32] ---
It looks like none of them can hear you,
Sarge. Where are you speaking from?
[04:38] ---
From here, sir!
[04:40] ---
This drawing isn't graffiti! It's me, sir!
[04:43] ---
What?! How did you get turned into that?!
[04:46] ---
I wonder where Mr. Sergeant went.
[04:49] ---
For cryin' out loud...
[04:56] ---
Perfect.
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble
[04:57] ---
Take this!
[04:59] ---
Ah! I will do it, too!
SIGN Scribble Scribble Scribble
[05:02] ---
Ahh! You mustn't! Graffiti is bad!
[05:05] ---
It's that Keroro who's at fault for
graffitiing this here in the first place!
[05:08] ---
Yes!
SIGN Everyone's Bathroom
[05:09] ---
Gero!
[05:13] ---
Seriously, where has that guy
roamed off to?!
[05:16] ---
Hello?! Graffiti people!
SIGN Sergeant Useless
[05:19] ---
What's happened to me?!
SIGN Sergeant Useless
SIGN Silence
[05:24] ---
Boo-hoo-hoo...
[05:26] ---
Will I have to spend the rest of my life as
graffiti, unable to turn back forever, sir?
[05:33] ---
Gero?
[05:35] ---
This thing, it moves!
[05:40] ---
Tama!
SIGN K66 Appears!
SIGN Start
SIGN Bring on the Invasion!
SIGN K66 Appears!
SIGN Bring on the Invasion!
[05:45] ---
Whaaaaaa?!
[05:47] ---
I... I only just cleaned this place!
[05:49] ---
What is this?!
SIGN Pekopon
SIGN K66 Appears!
SIGN Red Daruma
SIGN Invasion Begins!!
[05:52] ---
What in the world?!
SIGN Sunglasses are cool
SIGN NEW Kululu's Lab
[05:57] ---
Looks like there's graffiti
all around the secret base.
[06:03] ---
What a terrible state for the middle
of the end-of-year big clean.
[06:06] ---
Who in the world drew these?
[06:09] ---
That's obvious!
[06:12] ---
Only one person would do this instead of
helping clean when we're busy as all crap!
[06:27] ---
He dodged it?!
[06:28] ---
There!
[06:31] ---
Tch! He's fast!
[06:33] ---
Gero gerori.
[06:34] ---
All your constant nagging has
utterly dulled your skills,
[06:38] ---
Tsuneko!
[06:39] ---
Who the heck is that?!
[06:41] ---
Quit hiding and show yourself! Keroro!
[06:44] ---
Oh...?
[06:45] ---
I am not hiding, sir...
[06:56] ---
Keroro...
[06:57] ---
Gero gero gero.
[06:59] ---
Surprised, sir?!
[07:00] ---
Are you a... Newtype?!
[07:03] ---
Today is the end-of-year big clean.
[07:05] ---
As a new graffiti-dweller, I'll use this opportunity
to whip my subordinates back into shape!
[07:12] ---
What?!
[07:13] ---
Gero gero gero.
[07:14] ---
If you don't like it, try and stop me, sir!
[07:17] ---
Hold it!
[07:21] ---
Where did he go?!
[07:25] ---
Gero gero gero gero.
[07:26] ---
Mr. Sergeant, wait!
SIGN Starfruits are awesome!!
[07:31] ---
I have found you...
[07:33] ---
Help us clean, you useless sack of crap!
[07:40] ---
You scrap-iron pendant...
[07:43] ---
Darn you!
SIGN Dummy Keroro
[07:45] ---
That's a dummy, eh?
[07:52] ---
Tamaaaa!
[07:53] ---
Dororo Ninja Art! End-of-Year Big Wheel!
[07:57] ---
Kero kero kero kero kero!
[08:01] ---
Resign yourself to your fate,
commander-dono!
[08:04] ---
Gero gerori.
[08:06] ---
Not bad, end-of-year
Dororo Ninja-kun! However...!
[08:10] ---
Take a look at this, you monkey!
[08:12] ---
Th-That's...
SIGN Crybaby Zeroro
SIGN Crybaby Zeroro
[08:21] ---
That's horrible! Who drew this on your desk?!
[08:27] ---
Back then...
[08:28] ---
...you did your utmost
to try to find the culprit.
SIGN Crybaby Zeroro
[08:32] ---
My honorable leader...
you remembered that...
[08:36] ---
This looks exactly the
same as that drawin—
[08:39] ---
It can't be!
[08:40] ---
Kero kerori.
[08:44] ---
The culprit was right nearby.
SIGN Click
[08:46] ---
You are so mean, Keroro-kun!
[08:54] ---
There!
SIGN Look behind you
[08:58] ---
"Look behind you?"
SIGN Look at the ceiling!
[09:01] ---
"Look at the ceiling?"
SIGN Look down and right, 45 degrees!
[09:05] ---
"Look down and right, 45 degrees?"
SIGN Spin around 3 times and look behind you through your legs!
[09:07] ---
"Spin around three times and look
behind you through your legs?"
[09:15] ---
One...
[09:16] ---
Two...
[09:18] ---
Three... there.
SIGN This is the bathroom. Quit peeking at everything.
[09:25] ---
"This is the bathroom.
Quit peeking at everything."
SIGN Look behind you
This is the bathroom.
Quit peeking at everything.
[09:31] ---
What the crap was the point of that?!
[09:33] ---
I used to fall for that a lot, too.
[09:35] ---
Made you look!
SIGN Finally the
Invasion
Starts
SIGN I am invincible!!
The strongest!!
SIGN I want to obtain the power of God
[09:43] ---
Gero gero gero.
[09:45] ---
I am invincible now that I have come into
possession of the two-dimensional world, sir!
[09:49] ---
No one can catch me as I am now!
[09:52] ---
Okay, look at the lens, please...
[09:57] ---
Uh? What? What happened?
[10:00] ---
Green-nii-san is in the photo.
[10:03] ---
This is the fastest way of
capturing flat-surface nuisances.
[10:08] ---
Now... What to do with him...
[10:12] ---
And thus, the captured
flat-surface sergeant...
SIGN Red Daruma Easily angered & impatient combo
[10:17] ---
Eyy... you... ngg...
SIGN Treats
people
like crap!
[10:20] ---
Ah! Could you... go just
a bit... more gently?!
[10:23] ---
Shut up. Do your job!
[10:26] ---
Owowowowow!
[10:28] ---
Ahh! Wait! You're wiping with my face!
[10:31] ---
Don't graffiti, kids.
[10:34] ---
Guts! Guts! Gutsyyyyy!
SIGN No more than
15 cm of paper
at once
[10:42] ---
But what was that graffiti, in the end?
SIGN End-Of-Year Big Clearance Sale Ooba
[10:56] ---
And, New Year's Eve.
SIGN Ooba New Year Soba
[10:59] ---
Would you like some New Year's soba?
[11:02] ---
Would you like some New Year's soba?
[11:06] ---
The New Year is upon us, you monkeys!
[11:08] ---
Well, then, Commander-dono,
we will take our leave.
[11:12] ---
I bid you a most pleasant new year!
[11:16] ---
Yokosuka, huh...
[11:17] ---
Take care of the place!
[11:20] ---
I hope you all have a good New Year's
celebration with your families, sir.
[11:23] ---
I hope you go have a great time, leaving
your commander at the base all alone, sir!
[11:30] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[11:31] ---
What do you want?
[11:33] ---
You're still a scribble.
[11:36] ---
Gero...
[11:41] ---
Keroro: Big Riot at New Year's, Sir!
[11:46] ---
Gero gerori.
[11:47] ---
And so, this time, I have out of necessity
ended up the only one here on Pekopon, sir!
[11:53] ---
Who are you talking to, Sarge?
SIGN Flat-Surface Sergeant
[11:55] ---
Madam.
[11:56] ---
But still!
[11:57] ---
There is no reason, while the other men of
the platoon are each enjoying New Year parties,
[12:01] ---
that I alone should have to cross the
year in a plain and boring way, sir!
[12:06] ---
Come to think of it,
the way I started this year...
SIGN This Temple's Original Fortune SUBTLE BAD LUCK Moving Employment Marriage Money
[12:08] ---
Yes, thinking back, the fortune Sarge
pulled at the start of this year was...
SIGN SUBTLE BAD LUCK
[12:12] ---
"Subtle Bad Luck."
[12:15] ---
No matter what, I'm going to spend a
fulfilling New Year's Eve inferior to no one's, sir!
[12:21] ---
Wait, wait.
[12:22] ---
Yes, this calls for the top floor of a
gorgeous hotel with a view over the city,
[12:26] ---
counting down the New Year while
building Gundam models, sir!
[12:30] ---
Huh? But Sarge... right now, you can't
build Gundam models, can you?
[12:34] ---
Gero...
[12:36] ---
There is a dimensional wall
between me and the Gundam!!
[12:40] ---
Then I shall spend it at an out-of-the-way
hot spring house overflowing with exoticism,
[12:43] ---
watching Captain Geroro DVDs,
[12:45] ---
listening quietly to the 108 tolls
of the Joya no Kane midnight bells.
SIGN Calling
[12:51] ---
Ah... Reservations... Full, are they?
[12:54] ---
Ah... Right...
[12:55] ---
Everywhere's packed this time of year.
[12:57] ---
Gero?! Come to think of it!
[13:02] ---
It's almost time for
Captain Geroro to air, sir!
SIGN Bikiiiin!
[13:06] ---
Gero gero gero.
I have had a great idea, sir!
[13:10] ---
If I am flat, I should do something
I can only do if I'm flat, sir!
[13:14] ---
Huh? What might that be?
SIGN Captain Geroro
[13:17] ---
I will jump into the action of the anime
Captain Geroro and star in it, sir!
[13:21] ---
That is the forbidden technique only
possible for two-dimensional beings!
[13:33] ---
To become an anime character
and appear on TV!
[13:35] ---
That great achievement which none could
accomplish for all their dreaming,
[13:38] ---
I will now make it real, sir!
[13:41] ---
And then I'll brag to
everyone about it later!
[13:44] ---
No... even better!
SIGN Cute!
[13:54] ---
My character, glimpsed in
a corner of Captain Geroro,
[13:59] ---
will be a sensation with a
certain portion of the fans!
SIGN New Program! keroro gunso~
[14:03] ---
Eventually I'll get my own
original spin-off program,
[14:05] ---
which will be called "keroro gunso~"!
SIGN Plastic Models Newly In Stock
SIGN keroro gunso~ plastic model collection keroro gunso~
[14:09] ---
My character merchandise
will be everywhere!
SIGN keroro gunso~ Special Cover Version w/ DVD DVDs Also On Sale Now! keroro gunso~
[14:12] ---
I'll be catapulted to a favorite of the
living room, popular with kids and adults alike!
SIGN gunso~ goods
SIGN <- End
of the
line is
that
way
SIGN We are currently
very busy.
[14:18] ---
It's definitely possible, sir!
[14:23] ---
It is time for me to move out
onto the TV, sir!
SIGN Cheer Cheer Cheer
[14:38] ---
Gero...? Is this Captain Geroro?
[14:40] ---
Feels kinda different...
[14:45] ---
It's time for our end-of-year
special program, Mega-Hustle!
[14:50] ---
What?! What's this?!
[14:52] ---
Why aren't you running Captain Geroro?!
[14:57] ---
Ohh! What a sudden backdrop!
[15:04] ---
And now a brainbuster!
[15:05] ---
I'm sorry...
[15:06] ---
Powerdrop! Piledriver!
[15:09] ---
He's weak! Frog Mask is weak!
[15:11] ---
Gero!
[15:12] ---
Hm?
[15:13] ---
I thought I just saw Keroro-san
onscreen for a moment...
[15:18] ---
Gero...
[15:19] ---
So today was an end-of-year
TV special, sir...
[15:22] ---
Or, like... what was with
that masked wrestler?
[15:25] ---
I have a memory that he...
really did his best...
[15:28] ---
Gero gero gero...
[15:29] ---
I can't let this dampen my spirits,
[15:31] ---
or I won't be able to pass
the New Year happily, sir!
SIGN Very popular! Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
[15:35] ---
Even if the TV's no good,
there's still manga, sir!
SIGN Monthly Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro Anime Currently On-Air To Good Reviews!
[15:38] ---
I think I'll infiltrate the
comic version of Captain Geroro,
[15:43] ---
and savor that end-of-year feeling
to the maximum, sir!
SIGN Very popular! Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
SIGN Tell him no.
[15:54] ---
There's no doubt, sir!
[15:56] ---
This is definitely Captain Geroro!
[16:00] ---
Captain.
[16:01] ---
What is it, Chief Nurse Moriri?
[16:05] ---
For you.
[16:06] ---
Oh...
[16:07] ---
These constant days of battle
caused me to forget, but...
[16:10] ---
...today is Valentine's Day, isn't it?
[16:14] ---
Gero? Something's strange about this...
[16:21] ---
Wahh!
[16:24] ---
There he is! The Drillian!
[16:26] ---
Take this!
[16:28] ---
Ogres out!!
SIGN Very popular! Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
[16:34] ---
Gero?! Valentine's?
Setsubun? What's going on?
SIGN Monthly Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro Anime Currently On-Air To Good Reviews!
SIGN Kadoyama
Shoten
SIGN February Issue
[16:42] ---
February issue.
[16:43] ---
Gero?! The year hasn't even ended yet!
[16:46] ---
It's way too early for the
February issue, darn it!
[16:48] ---
Well, that's magazines for you.
[16:58] ---
I've had enough of anime and manga, sir.
[17:02] ---
I suppose I'll pass this year meekly
with Master Fuyuki and the family, sir.
[17:09] ---
Master Fuyuki!
[17:11] ---
Lady Natsumi!
[17:12] ---
Lady Mom!
[17:15] ---
Gero? I wonder where they all went.
SIGN Nishizawa Family Countdown Party Site <- 2km This Way
[17:20] ---
Maybe... they were all invited
to Lady Momoka's place...
[17:25] ---
Gero?!
[17:26] ---
This is Yoshiokadaira!
I discovered some graffiti!
[17:32] ---
What insolence, to vandalize the grounds
of the Nishizawa mansion!
[17:36] ---
We will have it rubbed off immediately,
analyze the drawing style,
[17:39] ---
track down the route by which
the paint was obtained,
[17:41] ---
and hunt out that vandal!
[17:44] ---
Roger!
[17:45] ---
Gero?!
[17:46] ---
Wait! What are you doing?! It hurts!
[17:49] ---
It hurts! It hurts!
[17:50] ---
Stoooopppp!!
[17:54] ---
The graffiti has fled!
[17:56] ---
What?! Don't let it get away!
[17:57] ---
Geroooo!
[18:00] ---
Geroooo!
[18:11] ---
This graffiti body...
[18:13] ---
...I'm sick of it, sir.
[18:15] ---
I've had enough of it, sir.
[18:19] ---
I...
[18:21] ---
...want to go back, sir.
[18:23] ---
I want to go back to my old world, sir.
SIGN Watagashi
[18:47] ---
I wonder if I'll ever be able to go back
to the same world as everyone else, sir.
SIGN Ema Plaques
[18:58] ---
I feel so tired.
[19:01] ---
Good night, Patr...
[19:07] ---
It seems like he couldn't do it, either.
[19:12] ---
Mm... I had hoped that he would become one of
our Graffiti tribe, living in the 2D world...
SIGN Mm... I had hoped that he would become one of our Graffiti tribe, living in the 2D world...
[19:20] ---
Does our Graffiti tribe have no choice...
SIGN Does our Graffiti tribe have no choice but to go extinct?
[19:24] ---
...but to go extinct?
[19:32] ---
There are so many people!
[19:34] ---
Kero-chan should have come, too.
[19:37] ---
I wonder where he went.
[19:40] ---
Who knows?
[19:41] ---
Probably scheming something
sinister again, right?
SIGN First Sunrise
Celebration
[19:49] ---
What's this? It's like Sarge!
[19:53] ---
It is! It's just like the stupid frog!
[19:55] ---
But that's strange...
[19:57] ---
Next year isn't the
Year of the Frog... is it?
[20:05] ---
The Joya no Kane bells!
[20:07] ---
This year will be ending soon.
[20:08] ---
Okay, done!
SIGN I pray I can pass
my university
entrance exam.
- Shinpachi
SIGN I pray for next year to be a good year, as well. - Haruko
[20:29] ---
Sarge?!
[20:36] ---
Stupid frog!
[20:38] ---
Gero...! Master Fuyuki?
[20:40] ---
Lady Natsumi! Lady Mom!
[20:43] ---
Sarge... Why are you here?
[20:47] ---
That...
[20:50] ---
That would be a long, long story, sir...
[20:55] ---
Kero-chan, your face!
[20:58] ---
Kero?
[21:00] ---
Is there something written on it, ma'am?
[21:03] ---
Nope! Nothing at all!
SIGN May I always be able
to live happily with Sarge.
- Fuyuki
[21:14] ---
Let's have another great year
next year, Sarge!
SIGN May I always be able
to live happily with Sarge.
- Fuyuki
[21:16] ---
I hope we will, too, Master Fuyuki!
[21:30] ---
Have a happy new year, everybody.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
With your small body, you cheer me up.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
Sono chiisa na karada de
kimi wa boku o hagemasu
[21:49] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[21:49] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[21:57] [SONG] ---
With your large eyes, you smile at me.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Sono ooki na hitomi de
kimi ga boku ni warau yo
[22:05] [SONG] ---
You see, you see, you see...
[22:05] [SONG] ---
Hora hora hora
[22:12] [SONG] ---
If you lose your way in the darkness,
[22:12] [SONG] ---
Moshi mo kurayami no naka
kimi ga michi ni mayottara
[22:20] [SONG] ---
I'll gather light to all
the gaps in the clouds,
[22:20] [SONG] ---
boku wa sora no sukima
ni hikari wo atsumete
[22:28] [SONG] ---
And come to catch you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
kimi wo tsukamae ni yuku yo
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Wait there for me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Matte ite
[22:33] [SONG] ---
I trust you. I trust you.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Shinjite'ru yo shinjite'ru yo
[22:36] [SONG] ---
It's our passphrase.
[22:36] [SONG] ---
Bokura no aikotoba
[22:40] [SONG] ---
It'll never wilt. It'll never wilt.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Kesshite karenai Kesshite karenai
[22:44] [SONG] ---
The flower blooming in my heart
[22:44] [SONG] ---
Kokoro ni saku hana wa
[22:50] [SONG] ---
kimi no egao da yo
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Is your smile.
SIGN New Year's Day New Year's Greetings Congratulations
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
It's almost New Year's Day! And New Year's
Day means New Year's TV specials!
SIGN Miracle
SIGN Keroro Platoon Invasion Imminent!
[23:13] ---
Like, bam! Four weeks without an episode!
[23:15] ---
Can't that happen to us sometimes?
[23:18] ---
Due to grown-up circumstances.
SIGN Keroro Platoon Invasion Completion Imminent Party
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
Thank you all for another great year!
SIGN Space Detective 556
[23:24] ---
"Keroro: Year's First
Invasion Operation, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"556: Scratched Helmet, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E245 - Keroro: Year's First Invasion Operation, Sir! / 556: Scratched Helmet, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN Happy New Year
[01:32] ---
Happy New Year!
[01:42] ---
Wait, what?
You're all uncharacteristically serious.
[01:44] ---
What's up, everyone?
[01:49] ---
Finally...
[01:50] ---
Finally, the moment when we accomplish our
Pekopon invasion is almost upon us, sir!
[01:57] ---
This operation has a 1,000%
chance of success, sir!
SIGN 1,000% Success!
[02:04] ---
Keroro: Year's First Invasion Operation, Sir!
SIGN Hinata
[02:10] ---
10 days earlier.
[02:12] ---
2009, New Year's Day.
SIGN 2009 New Year's Day
SIGN New Year's Day New Year's Greetings Congratulations
[02:21] ---
Happy NY...
[02:23] ---
Grats all...
[02:25] ---
What am I saying...
[02:26] ---
Everyone else has gone home...
[02:29] ---
A New Year alone is a
boring thing indeed, sir.
[02:34] ---
Maybe I'll make my first
Gundam model of the year, sir...
SIGN Ding Dong
[02:40] ---
Gero?
[02:41] ---
Happy New Year!
[02:43] ---
U-Urere?!
[02:45] ---
This is sudden.
[02:47] ---
I just finished up four end-of-year invasions,
[02:50] ---
and managed to get myself a
New Year's break for the first time.
[02:53] ---
So I came to pay Pekopon a visit.
[02:56] ---
Uh huh... four, huh...
[03:06] ---
I see. So I'm your first visitor
this year, then.
[03:09] ---
Well, yeah, that's about the size of it, sir.
[03:12] ---
Speaking of yearly firsts,
[03:13] ---
I was recently thinking about a
year's-first-dream invasion operation.
[03:17] ---
A year's-first-dream invasion operation, sir?
[03:20] ---
Yes!
[03:22] ---
It requires the invading commander to eat
zoni soup and osechi on New Year's Day,
SIGN Zoni soup
SIGN Osechi
SIGN Soccer Final
[03:26] ---
watch the final of a soccer match,
[03:29] ---
and dream a year's-first-dream of
Mt. Fuji, eggplants, and a hawk.
[03:32] ---
And then it will activate.
SIGN Year's First Dream
[03:36] ---
The success rate is 100%, you know?
[03:39] ---
Gero?!
[03:39] ---
100%?!
[03:40] ---
Yes, 100%!
[03:43] ---
It accounts for all the relevant
feng shui and statistics and so on,
[03:47] ---
and works by boosting your luck by doing
all the lucky things possible at the New Year.
[03:51] ---
It's an operation that only works
at the start of the year.
[03:54] ---
H-Hundred percent...
[03:56] ---
I'd definitely like to try it!
[03:58] ---
However!
[03:59] ---
Having exactly the right first dream
is basically like a miracle.
[04:04] ---
I can't use this invasion
operation for business,
[04:07] ---
and I can't carry it out on demand.
[04:09] ---
In short, it's unrealistic.
[04:12] ---
Oh.
[04:13] ---
Is that so, sir?
[04:15] ---
Well, I think I'll take my leave now.
[04:18] ---
This osechi was quite delicious!
[04:20] ---
Oh, no, you're very welcome!
[04:22] ---
Let's both do our best again this year, sir!
[04:30] ---
And FC Inner-Tokyo won the soccer...
[04:34] ---
In the end, this year's New Year's Day looks
like it's going to end stress-free, sir.
[04:40] ---
Welp...
[04:41] ---
G'night, sir.
SIGN The following morning (January 2nd)
[04:56] ---
And the following morning.
[05:05] ---
That was...
[05:13] ---
I dreamed it...
SIGN I dreamed it
[05:15] ---
I dreamed it!
SIGN I dreamed it!
[05:16] ---
I dreamed it!
SIGN I dreamed it
[05:17] ---
I dreamed it!
[05:19] ---
I dreamed it!
SIGN I dreamed it
[05:21] ---
I dreamed it!!
SIGN I dreamed it
[05:26] ---
What's the meaning of this, Keroro?!
SIGN Continuation of the Opening Scene
[05:28] ---
You do know we're still on break?
[05:30] ---
You are very cheeky, Green!
[05:33] ---
I would appreciate being allowed
to rest at least at New Year.
[05:37] ---
Back from Yokosuka!
[05:39] ---
Or, like, urgent summons?
[05:45] ---
Hey! I read your e-mail.
[05:47] ---
U-Urere?
[05:48] ---
That truly is a miracle.
[05:49] ---
You had that year's-first dream?
[05:51] ---
I did!
[05:53] ---
Now we can go ahead with
that operation, right?!
[05:55] ---
Yes, indeed!
[05:57] ---
After all, you've fulfilled all the
conditions for New Year's Day.
[06:02] ---
I did, didn't I?!
[06:04] ---
What is all this about?
[06:06] ---
Or, like, kindred spirits?
[06:08] ---
Hey! What are you two talking about?!
[06:10] ---
Explain it properly!
[06:11] ---
Daruma-chan, you wanna hear?
SIGN Explanation in Progress (K)
[06:13] ---
Explanation in progress.
SIGN Congratulations
SIGN At the present moment, Sergeant Keroro is explaining the situation, sir.
SIGN Concluded (K)
[06:23] ---
Explanation concluded.
[06:27] ---
So, what remains is
[06:28] ---
just gathering the seven space herbs
and making rice porridge and eating it,
[06:32] ---
and the operation will be okay!
[06:33] ---
S-Seven space herbs?!
[06:35] ---
And then automatically,
[06:37] ---
a dog will be hit by a stick,
[06:38] ---
a monkey will fall from a tree,
[06:40] ---
a gorilla will throw some crap,
[06:41] ---
a kappa will be washed downstream,
[06:43] ---
and ultimately a frog will invade Pekopon!
SIGN Invasion
[06:47] ---
Though I'm not a frog.
[06:49] ---
Got it, sir?
[06:52] ---
What an operation!
[06:55] ---
Certainly, according to the simulation,
there is a 1,000% chance of invasion success!
[07:00] ---
With that operation,
[07:02] ---
we could accomplish a
peaceful Pekopon invasion.
[07:05] ---
Yeah! Right at the start
of the year! Yes, we can!
[07:07] ---
Yes, we can! Yes, we can!
[07:09] ---
Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
[07:11] ---
So!
SIGN Get the Seven Space Herbs!
[07:13] ---
Let's go get those seven
space herbs right away, sir!
[07:16] ---
Yeah!
[07:18] ---
And so, the Keroro Platoon began to take
action to collect the seven space herbs!
[07:24] ---
Geez.
[07:26] ---
Never thought they'd be this hard
to get my hands on.
[07:31] ---
Nin...
[07:32] ---
M-My stars!
SIGN One of the seven space herbs
[07:34] ---
One of the seven space herbs.
[07:42] ---
Reach!
[07:45] ---
I can do it!
SIGN One of the seven herbs
Here
[07:47] ---
Here.
[07:49] ---
Or, like, hardcore digging?
[07:52] ---
So this is it...
SIGN This
[07:55] ---
Gomez!
SIGN I II III IV V VI VII
[07:57] ---
Hyoowee!
[07:59] ---
Now it's perfect, sir!
[08:01] ---
More to the point, why are you the
only one having an easy time?!
[08:04] ---
What are you talking about?!
SIGN Miracle
[08:05] ---
I am the man who had the year's-first-dream
they call a miracle, sir!
[08:10] ---
You don't get this thing
called status, do you?
[08:13] ---
Status!
[08:15] ---
Then all that's left is
to make the rice porridge!
[08:19] ---
Or, like, fully prepared?
[08:21] ---
Finally...
[08:21] ---
...the moment when we accomplish our
Pekopon invasion is almost upon us, sir!
[08:27] ---
It has been a long road
we've taken to get here.
[08:29] ---
All our hardships have been
for this moment!
[08:32] ---
It was long... it really was long!
[08:36] ---
They were long and trying days...
[08:39] ---
I, too—
[08:39] ---
Ahhh, it was tough, so tough!
[08:42] ---
You monkeys!
[08:47] ---
No tears.
[08:48] ---
The long-awaited moment of our
completed invasion will be...
[08:52] ---
...lost in the blur.
[08:54] ---
And what about you?
[08:56] ---
You're crying, aren't you?
[08:58] ---
Th-This is sweat.
[09:00] ---
The sweat of the heart, sir!
[09:09] ---
This is the time to show the world
our great feat, sir.
[09:13] ---
The completion of an
unprecedented invasion!
SIGN Complete
[09:17] ---
The shocking news that the completion of
the Keroro Platoon's Pekopon invasion
[09:20] ---
was imminent tore its way through space!
SIGN Invasion Imminent
SIGN Keroro Platoon
[09:23] ---
To the Vipers!
SIGN Keroro Platoon Invasion Imminent
[09:25] ---
To the Bratterlings and Entouragians.
SIGN Keroro Platoon
[09:28] ---
To the Galulu Platoon!
SIGN Invasion Imminent
SIGN Keroro Platoon Invasion Imminent
[09:29] ---
To even the Mobs!
SIGN Keroro Platoon
SIGN Invasion Completion
SIGN Imminent Party
SIGN Keroro Platoon Invasion Completion Imminent Party
[09:33] ---
Keroro Platoon Invasion
Completion Imminent Party!
[09:39] ---
Commander,
[09:41] ---
looks like we're gonna
cross 1,000 guests here.
[09:45] ---
We've used most of this year's
invasion budget on this party!
[09:50] ---
Or, like, super prepared?
[09:52] ---
Well, this is the time
to burn through it, sir!
[09:55] ---
A congratulatory bouquet arrived
from the Galulu Platoon.
[09:58] ---
Congratulations are arriving
from many other aliens, as well!
SIGN Congratulatory Telegram
[10:02] ---
A congratulatory telegram
from Keron Army HQ!
[10:05] ---
Okay, okay!
[10:06] ---
This is a perfect conclusion to
our invasion lifestyle, sir!
[10:10] ---
Or, like, deeply thankful?
[10:13] ---
Thank you all for coming!
[10:16] ---
Uncle, a.k.a. Mr. Sergeant Keroro,
[10:20] ---
will eat the seven space herb rice porridge,
[10:21] ---
and spectacularly complete
the invasion of Pekopon!
[10:31] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[10:33] ---
Thank you all for coming today to bear witness
to the moment of our invasion's completion, sir!
[10:39] ---
All this, started from the
year's first dream I had.
[10:44] ---
When I close my eyes,
[10:45] ---
even now I can see them
imprinted on my eyelids:
SIGN Mt. Fuji
[10:47] ---
Mt. Fuji,
SIGN Eggplants
[10:49] ---
the eggplants,
SIGN Hawk
[10:51] ---
and the hawk!
[10:53] ---
Huh...?
SIGN Crested serpent eagle
[10:56] ---
Yes, this is a crested serpent eagle.
[11:00] ---
It's an eagle!
[11:01] ---
Not a hawk, an eagle!
[11:02] ---
And what, a crested serpent eagle?!
[11:04] ---
What kind of subtle and
over-technical mistake is this?!
SIGN Hawk
[11:08] ---
Keroro... it's time!
[11:10] ---
Hurry! Eat the seven space herb porridge,
[11:13] ---
and complete our invasion!
[11:26] ---
And so... the year's-first-dream operation,
carried out as the year's first invasion,
SIGN Year's First Failure
[11:32] ---
became its first failure!
SIGN Adhesion
[11:47] ---
Adhesion!
[11:59] ---
Space Detective 556,
picking up on some kind of sound,
[12:02] ---
completed his adhesion transformation
and arrived at the scene!
SIGN Space Detective
556
[12:06] ---
Let's go!
SIGN Ten yen
[12:12] ---
Ten yen!
[12:14] ---
556 broke into a run,
his sights set on the 10 yen coin!
[12:19] ---
What?!
SIGN Can't get out
[12:34] ---
556: Scratched Helmet, Sir!
[12:40] ---
556's not feeling well?
[12:42] ---
Yes.
[12:43] ---
Recently he's seemed very melancholic,
[12:46] ---
and he won't eat anything,
[12:47] ---
or drink anything,
[12:48] ---
and when I ask him what's wrong...
[12:54] ---
...he's just like that.
I'm worried about him.
[12:56] ---
Isn't that just how he always is?
[12:59] ---
Keroro-san, please!
[13:01] ---
Please... please save my brother!
[13:04] ---
Yeah, but, y'know,
[13:06] ---
he's probably just racking his brains
over new ways to use storage units,
SIGN Wiwipedia Crested Serpent Hawk
[13:10] ---
or something like that, right?
[13:11] ---
What?!
[13:12] ---
Eagles are a type of hawk!
[13:14] ---
They're just called different names!
Let it slide!!
[13:16] ---
Urere, you're so stingy!
[13:17] ---
Please, can't you...
[13:18] ---
Gero?
[13:19] ---
Oh. Back to that.
[13:22] ---
All right, fine, ma'am.
[13:31] ---
Well, anyway,
SIGN 10 yen coin
[13:33] ---
if we use this, he'll do his normal
[13:34] ---
"Dooooooouuuuu!" thing,
[13:36] ---
and be right back to normal!
[13:55] ---
Wow, I found ten yen!
[13:58] ---
I have to deliver it to a policeman!
[14:07] ---
B-Brother!
[14:08] ---
Wh-What's wrong with you, sir?!
[14:14] ---
H-Help me...
[14:17] ---
So that's what happened, sir.
[14:21] ---
"It's sad, but this old helmet is no longer
anything but a hindrance to me!"
[14:27] ---
"I must abandon this old helmet,
and set out on a journey to find a new self!"
[14:31] ---
...he says.
[14:32] ---
Journey to find a new self, huh.
[14:35] ---
But, brother, this helmet was—
[14:41] ---
"All I have is my storage units,
[14:44] ---
so there is nothing I can do!"
[14:45] ---
he says.
[14:48] ---
Okay, I get it, ma'am.
[14:49] ---
556.
[14:50] ---
For the sake of our friendship
since childhood,
[14:52] ---
I'll do something about this, sir.
SIGN CRACK!
[14:54] ---
Will you?! Keroro!
[15:02] ---
This again?
[15:06] ---
"I have a request!"
[15:07] ---
"Improve all of me to a New 556!"
[15:10] ---
he says.
[15:12] ---
Got it, sir!
[15:14] ---
All right.
[15:15] ---
Begin surgery!
SIGN Next Day Improved
[15:17] ---
And the next day.
[15:19] ---
Sorry to have kept you waiting, Lady Lavie!
SIGN New Program
New 556
[15:22] ---
The modification to New 556 was a success!
[15:25] ---
Ahh, ultimately,
[15:26] ---
we upgraded him in all aspects!
[15:28] ---
Lavie.
[15:30] ---
B-Brother!
[15:31] ---
Adhesion.
SIGN Adhesion
[15:39] ---
Subtly upgraded!
[15:41] ---
New 556!
SIGN New 556
[15:42] ---
I'm sorry for all the trouble I
caused you over a mere 10 yen.
[15:47] ---
But you don't need to worry anymore.
[15:50] ---
Your brother will not suffer
for the sake of 10 yen.
[15:53] ---
Brother...
[15:55] ---
5-556 is acting normal, sir!
[15:59] ---
'Cause he's the upgraded New 556.
[16:01] ---
I modified a bunch of other stuff, too.
[16:05] ---
Thank you so much for doing this
for my big brother... thank you!
[16:09] ---
Isn't this great, brother?!
[16:10] ---
Yes.
[16:11] ---
Lavie.
[16:12] ---
I will continue working my hardest
as a space detective!
[16:15] ---
Ahhhhhh! Wait!
[16:17] ---
Don't break the door!
[16:20] ---
Wow, brother!
[16:21] ---
You can open an automatic door
like a normal person!
[16:24] ---
Of course.
[16:26] ---
Th-That's quite something,
isn't it? Professor Yellow.
[16:28] ---
Fantastic.
[16:30] ---
Is this an upgrade?
SIGN Large-sized Garbage
[16:38] ---
Brother! There's a storage unit!
[16:40] ---
Look, Lavie!
[16:42] ---
How marvelous is this?
SIGN Noncombustible Garbage
[16:45] ---
Ah, you'd like that more, right, brother?
[16:48] ---
Precisely.
[16:50] ---
We do have lots of storage units
at home, after all!
[16:56] ---
Look, brother, over there!
SIGN 100 yen
[17:02] ---
Hundred yen!
[17:03] ---
Over there, Lavie!
[17:05] ---
But what about the ten yen?
[17:08] ---
Let's go!
[17:17] ---
I got it, Lavie.
[17:19] ---
That's amazing, brother!
[17:20] ---
And now we can go back and
get the ten yen coin, too!
[17:23] ---
No... forget the ten yen.
[17:26] ---
Let's use this today,
and eat something delicious.
[17:29] ---
Come, Lavie.
[17:32] ---
Brother...
[17:34] ---
This is amazing.
SIGN Nmai
[17:36] ---
Everything is going smoothly!
[17:39] ---
Going on like this, I can see us
overcoming the rough waves of the city.
[17:43] ---
Y-Yeah. You're right, brother.
[17:46] ---
The problem is...
[17:47] ---
...where to place this AV rack in the room.
[17:52] ---
I know!
[17:53] ---
If we threw this away,
we could place it here!
[17:56] ---
Throw all this away for me tomorrow.
[17:58] ---
Huh?! Y-You're going to throw
away the helmet, as well?
[18:01] ---
Yeah! Don't dwell on the past!
[18:03] ---
I am New 556!
[18:05] ---
Y-Yeah...
[18:07] ---
So you are...
[18:09] ---
Lavie! It's a new storage unit!
[18:12] ---
Isn't that great, brother?!
[18:17] ---
This really is good for you... brother...
SIGN Yoshiiya
Delicious and Cheap Meals!
Delicious!
[18:32] ---
Lavie, listen to this.
[18:34] ---
I got a 15 yen pay raise!
[18:37] ---
We'll be able to eat whatever
we want, starting tomorrow!
[18:40] ---
Congratulations.
[18:42] ---
Brother.
[18:43] ---
What's wrong, Lavie?
[18:44] ---
Aren't you happy?
[18:46] ---
Of course I am.
[18:48] ---
But there's no energy in you.
[18:50] ---
You didn't used to be able
to tell that before.
[18:56] ---
Why did you throw away your helmet?
[18:59] ---
You got that helmet from Mom, didn't you?
SIGN To 556
Happy birthday
from Mom
[19:03] ---
Wooo!
[19:05] ---
Yaaaay! Wooo!
[19:05] ---
She was poor,
[19:06] ---
but Mom worked hard and bought it for you.
[19:11] ---
I'm happy that you're happy.
[19:14] ---
But...
[19:15] ---
...if you don't pick up 10 yen coins...
[19:17] ---
...and you don't pick up storage units...
[19:20] ---
...and you don't cherish your helmet...
[19:23] ---
...that's not my brother...
[19:28] ---
Lavie...
SIGN Large-sized Garbage
[20:00] ---
Y-You're back the way you were?
[20:02] ---
"A lot happened,
[20:03] ---
but in the end, I found that
the way I was was best!"
[20:05] ---
"Thanks for all your help, Keroro!"
[20:08] ---
...he says!
[20:09] ---
Honestly!
[20:11] ---
What a troublemaker he is, sir!
[20:13] ---
Brother, are you sure?
[20:15] ---
Sure I'm sure, Lavie!
[20:17] ---
Love! That is the power to
never falter in your belief!
[20:21] ---
Brother...
[20:23] ---
But if you've thrown away your old helmet,
you won't be able to adhere, sir!
[20:30] ---
W-Well, not quite...
[20:34] ---
Lavie!
[20:35] ---
I'm sorry... I never threw it away.
[20:38] ---
Isn't that great, 556?
[20:53] ---
Let's go, Lavie!
[20:54] ---
Yes, brother!
[20:56] ---
Adhesion!
[21:09] ---
556...
[21:10] ---
...GETTING!
[21:16] ---
I got 10 yen!
[21:18] ---
And so Space Detective 556
[21:20] ---
learned to be mindful of what is ahead
of him when picking up 10 yen coins.
[21:26] ---
Don't miss the 10 yen coins!
[21:28] ---
Adhere, Space Detective 556!
[21:31] ---
Isn't that great?!
[21:33] ---
Brother!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
When I was a kid, there were a lot of
different kinds of erasers that were popular.
[23:12] ---
Supercars, monsters, superhumans...
[23:15] ---
I collected more of them than anyone.
[23:17] ---
My collector's soul is eternal, sir!
[23:20] ---
Never mind that!
[23:22] ---
Lady Natsumi... in crisis!
[23:24] ---
"Giroro: Intensive Gargling Training, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Kerorasers, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E246 - Giroro: Intensive Gargling Training, Sir! / Keroro: Kerorasers, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
It's easy to catch colds
in this season with its dry air.
[01:34] ---
How are you all protecting against colds?
[01:38] ---
Ya! Take that!
[01:43] ---
What's wrong, Sarge?
[01:45] ---
I feel like I have a frog in my throat, sir.
SIGN Gargle Gargle Gargle
[01:55] ---
Gargling is said to be good for washing
away cold viruses and bacteria.
[02:02] ---
The irritation is gone!
[02:04] ---
I feel much better!
[02:06] ---
So!
[02:07] ---
For protecting against colds,
gargling is the best!
[02:09] ---
Keroro Platoon!
Resonate with gargling, sir!
[02:13] ---
Yeah!
[02:20] ---
Gerogerogerogero...
[02:21] ---
Damadamadamadama...
[02:22] ---
Dorodorodorodoro...
[02:24] ---
Guruguruguruguru...
[02:33] ---
Or, like, breathing problems?
[02:35] ---
Mr. Corporal, could it be...
[02:37] ---
...you don't know how to gargle, sir?
[02:43] ---
Giroro: Intensive Gargling Training, Sir!
[02:54] ---
I've been the same since I was a child.
[02:57] ---
Pathetic!
[02:58] ---
I can't believe I can't even
do a single gargle!
[03:00] ---
How pathetic I am!
[03:03] ---
Gero?
[03:03] ---
A soldier's greatest asset is his body!
SIGN Colds
[03:06] ---
Protecting against colds is obvious, in
order not to obstruct the Pekopon invasion!
[03:11] ---
So train me to be able to gargle!
SIGN Fun Gargling Classroom
[03:15] ---
All right, then, everybody.
[03:17] ---
Take some water into your mouth.
[03:21] ---
Face up,
[03:23] ---
and try making an "aaah!" sound!
[03:26] ---
Okay, now you, Giroro-san!
[03:29] ---
T-Take some mouth into my water...
[03:32] ---
L-Look up...
[03:34] ---
M-Make an "aaah" s-sou...
SIGN Fun Gargling Classroom
[03:42] ---
All right, then, everybody,
[03:43] ---
please make an "aaah" sound.
[03:48] ---
Here we go!
[03:56] ---
Here you go, Kululu-san.
[03:58] ---
And Dororo-san!
[03:59] ---
H-Here she comes...
[04:02] ---
This time...
[04:07] ---
This time...!
[04:10] ---
From my ears, too?!
[04:13] ---
If water's no good,
why don't we try with tea?
[04:15] ---
With tea?!
[04:16] ---
The catechin in tea
SIGN Catechin
[04:19] ---
is said to deal with
cold viruses and bacteria.
[04:25] ---
Th-This is...!
SIGN Tea stalk
[04:26] ---
The tea stalk is floating upright.
[04:28] ---
That is an auspicious sign.
[04:30] ---
Wait.
[04:32] ---
Now's not the time think about that!
[04:34] ---
Here I go!
[04:41] ---
Strong! Bitter!
[04:42] ---
This is an impossibili-tea!
[04:44] ---
Are you a kid?
[04:46] ---
So...
[04:48] ---
I tried making special Keroro Platoon
brand mouthwashes.
SIGN Keroro Platoon Brand Mouthwashes Blue Hawaii Curry Flavor Melon Flavor Red Juice Cola Flavor
SIGN Melon Flavor
[04:52] ---
The commander's is melon-flavored.
[04:53] ---
Tasty!
SIGN Cola Flavor
[04:55] ---
Tamama's is cola flavor!
[04:56] ---
It is so delicious, I might
accidentally swallow it!
[04:58] ---
And... mine is?
SIGN Blue Hawaii
[05:00] ---
Blue Hawaii flavor.
[05:02] ---
Aloha...
[05:03] ---
That's really nice...
[05:04] ---
Specially-made mouthwash.
[05:05] ---
Mine is, of course...
SIGN Curry Flavor
[05:07] ---
...curry flavor.
[05:07] ---
That one's a bit...
[05:09] ---
Which brings us to yours, Giroro-senpai.
SIGN Red
Juice
Flavor
SIGN MAN MAN MAN MAN
[05:12] ---
Red juice flavor... The flavor for a man
who lives on the battlefield.
[05:15] ---
With this...
[05:16] ---
...I can do it!
[05:18] ---
I'm sure... I'm sure...
[05:19] ---
...I can do this!
[05:22] ---
Great!
[05:23] ---
Do it!
[05:27] ---
You did what you could.
[05:29] ---
Knowing when to quit is also crucial.
[05:31] ---
No...
[05:32] ---
It's because I'm not desperate enough
that I can't do it properly!
[05:36] ---
If it's going to come to this...
[05:37] ---
Please!
[05:38] ---
Blow a space cold virus into my throat!
[05:43] ---
You don't have to go that far!
[05:44] ---
Yeah!
[05:45] ---
If you do that and you can't gargle...
[05:47] ---
...you'll catch a space cold, and...
[05:50] ---
That's why...
[05:52] ---
That's why!
[05:56] ---
What did you do?
[05:58] ---
Sprayed you just like you wanted.
[06:01] ---
An absolute devil of a space cold.
[06:03] ---
An Andromeda A-type virus.
[06:08] ---
M-My throat...
[06:09] ---
My throat's started to feel sore...
[06:13] ---
Okay!
[06:14] ---
If you don't gargle those viruses away
within the next 30 minutes,
[06:17] ---
you'll catch the space cold.
[06:20] ---
N-No...
[06:22] ---
You must do it now... there is no other way.
[06:24] ---
Or, like, blocked-off escape?
[06:26] ---
Go for it, Corporal!
[06:27] ---
Catch it!
[06:28] ---
Catch a cold!
[06:30] ---
I'll do it! I'm gonna do it!!
SIGN Don't try this at home, kids!
[06:51] ---
There are only 15 minutes left.
[06:54] ---
If only he could get the hang of it.
[06:55] ---
Precisely. If only he
could just do it the once.
[06:58] ---
Thing is, though... he might
pass the space cold onto us...
[07:02] ---
So...
[07:05] ---
H-Hey! What is this?!
[07:07] ---
Forgive me, my friend.
[07:08] ---
Sorry, Corporal.
[07:09] ---
Or, like, fighting alone?
[07:12] ---
Wait!
[07:13] ---
H-Hey! Wait a sec!
[07:20] ---
There's still time...
[07:21] ---
I won't give up until the very—
SIGN WARNING
[07:26] ---
Level 1 emergency alert!
[07:27] ---
Intruder detected! Intruder detected!
[07:30] ---
Safety of Uncle and company unknown!
[07:31] ---
Hey!
[07:31] ---
He's breached up to warning line zeta—
[07:33] ---
What's wrong?!
[07:36] ---
Gara gara gara gara!
[07:38] ---
Long time no see,
[07:40] ---
Keronian!
[07:41] ---
You're Viper!
[07:43] ---
Gara gara gara!
[07:44] ---
Looks like you can't do a thing to stop me!
[07:46] ---
Interesting.
[07:47] ---
Look at that!
[07:49] ---
Natsumi!
[07:50] ---
Gara gara!
[07:51] ---
I captured this Pekoponian while I was at it!
[07:53] ---
Looks like she was one of you!
[07:57] ---
Giroro!
[07:58] ---
Natsumi!
[07:59] ---
Gara gara gara!
[08:00] ---
You will just be watching from there!
[08:08] ---
Natsumi!
[08:10] ---
By the time that water reaches the top,
[08:12] ---
you'll be done for, with that space cold!
[08:16] ---
Taste the humiliation of being
unable to even save your comrade!
[08:21] ---
Giroro...
[08:22] ---
Giroro...
[08:24] ---
Giroro!
[08:24] ---
Giroro!!
[08:26] ---
It is the end of you all at last!
[08:29] ---
Gara gara gara gara, gara gara!
[08:32] ---
You garagara freak...
[08:33] ---
Gara?
[08:34] ---
You...
[08:35] ---
...have toyed with my heart too much!
[08:39] ---
Gara?
[08:46] ---
Impossible!
[08:47] [SONG] ---
I am Giroro, a reckless soldier.
[08:56] [SONG] ---
My password is giro-giro-giro.
[08:59] [SONG] ---
Lucky number, 723.
[09:08] [SONG] ---
But really, I'm a coward.
[09:12] ---
It's like fireworks...
[09:16] ---
Natsumi!
[09:17] ---
Oh no! I have to give her
mouth-to-mouth immediately.
[09:20] ---
No, wait... if I pass anything from
my mouth into hers right now...
[09:26] ---
...she'll catch the space cold, as well.
[09:32] ---
How...
[09:33] ---
How can I become able to gargle?!
[09:36] ---
Why can I not do it?!
[09:38] ---
Darn it!
[09:40] ---
Gara gara gara!
[09:42] ---
Resonate with gargling, sir!
[09:45] ---
Yeah!
SIGN Gargle Gargle Gargle
[10:03] ---
This is...!
[10:05] ---
...a rainbow...
[10:06] ---
I can see the rainbow...
[10:08] ---
I did it...
[10:09] ---
I did it...!
[10:11] ---
Yes...
[10:12] ---
Natsumi...
[10:13] ---
I'm coming now...
[10:17] ---
Thank you, Natsumi...
[10:19] ---
Thanks to you... I can gargle...
[10:21] ---
Well!
[10:22] ---
He beat me up pretty good!
[10:23] ---
Are you okay?
[10:25] ---
Poor Uncle...
[10:26] ---
However, he did become able to gargle.
[10:28] ---
It was worth breaking the ceiling for.
[10:30] ---
Well, I thought he'd have learned to
gargle before it went this far, though.
[10:34] ---
And then...
[10:36] ---
I come to see what all the noise is...
[10:39] ---
...and... this is just...
SIGN Me?
[10:41] ---
I can't even summon the
strength to yell at you.
SIGN These guys' fault?
SIGN All this is going on under my house...
[10:44] ---
Actually a copy robot.
SIGN Gulp
[10:47] ---
Crap.
[10:48] ---
He swallowed it.
[11:00] ---
In the end, Corporal Giroro
caught the space cold.
[11:03] ---
Giroro, some medicine!
[11:07] ---
Here, water.
[11:09] ---
But he felt a little lucky to have
Natsumi-chan looking after him.
[11:23] ---
Thinking back, even then...
[11:25] ---
The president...
[11:27] ---
...it was the same, sir.
[11:28] ---
The president...
[11:30] ---
The president...
[11:32] ---
...fell over!
[11:35] ---
That thrill of avoiding the eyes of others,
[11:38] ---
that breeze...
SIGN Captain Geroro
[11:40] ---
This smell...
[11:42] ---
Yes.
SIGN Supermarket Ooba
[11:42] ---
This is a battlefield!!
[11:44] ---
Let me explain.
[11:46] ---
The reason Sergeant Keroro
[11:47] ---
is worried where people are looking
even though he has the anti-barrier
[11:50] ---
is because it looks blatantly unnatural.
SIGN *This is how it looks
[11:55] ---
Gero!
[11:57] ---
A double?
[12:01] ---
I only have one more chance.
[12:03] ---
It's impossible.
[12:04] ---
There's no way I'll complete the set!
[12:06] ---
Okay, last try!
[12:08] ---
I wonder what it is that
makes this so addictive?!
[12:12] ---
Why have I not realized this until now?
[12:15] ---
I...
[12:16] ---
I'm a genius...
[12:20] ---
Another one?!
[12:24] ---
Keroro: Kerorasers, Sir!
[12:34] ---
What happened to our strategy meeting?!
[12:35] ---
So those are the remnants of our budget...
[12:38] ---
They are figures.
[12:39] ---
Yes.
[12:40] ---
This time, our strategy will be to make
capsule figures of the Keroro Platoon,
[12:43] ---
and make those Pekoponians pour
in their coins to get them, sir!
[12:46] ---
What part of that is a strategy?!
[12:48] ---
Calm, calm, Corporal Giroro.
[12:50] ---
Look.
[12:51] ---
A scope for a rifle?
[12:53] ---
If you look at them through this lens...
[12:56] ---
Wow! What's this?!
[12:58] ---
So cool!
[12:59] ---
H-Hey!
[13:01] ---
Whoa!
[13:02] ---
It's like live-action!
[13:04] ---
H-Hey.
[13:06] ---
A little more tweaking,
[13:07] ---
and it will be even more immersive, sir!
[13:09] ---
What?
[13:10] ---
First, some tea leaves,
[13:13] ---
and cover it with baking soda.
[13:15] ---
Like so!
[13:18] ---
It really is like Mt. Nanakoda!
[13:19] ---
Yassee yassee?
[13:20] ---
I would like to see!
[13:22] ---
This is incredible!
[13:23] ---
Why is it...
[13:24] ---
...that they look to me
like their noses are running?
[13:26] ---
Or, like, childhood regress?
[13:28] ---
There, sir!
[13:30] ---
We'll captivate the Pekoponians
with our figures,
[13:33] ---
their hearts will go sappy, and
their wallets will be sapped, sir!
[13:35] ---
More like,
[13:36] ---
you gentlemen appear to be saps already.
[13:42] ---
Never mind that!
[13:43] ---
Our objective
[13:44] ---
is uncompromising quality
and quality control, sir!
SIGN Uncompromising
SIGN Creator's Spirit
[13:47] ---
Uncompromising... you say?
[13:49] ---
Mochicourse.
[13:50] ---
I have not been collecting constant
duplicates for nothing, sir!
[13:56] ---
This is reality, sir.
[13:58] ---
Look at them verrrry carefully and compare.
[14:00] ---
Look at the flaws!
[14:04] ---
It's true...
[14:06] ---
Why are they like this?
[14:07] ---
You don't know?
[14:08] ---
Because they were poorly inspected, sir!
[14:11] ---
The painting of figures is
a manual conveyor-line job,
SIGN Capsule Figure Factory
[14:14] ---
These characters get painted by people
who don't even know who they are,
[14:17] ---
so of course they come with mistakes,
[14:19] ---
but with the rising prices of raw materials,
SIGN Rising Prices of Raw Materials
SIGN Instability of the Financial Market
[14:21] ---
and financial chaos,
[14:23] ---
in order to continue selling them
at the same price,
[14:25] ---
they have to lay people off.
[14:26] ---
Then the workers who remain have to
work even more efficiently to compensate,
[14:31] ---
and so they make compromises.
[14:34] ---
As a result, levels of quality that would
never previously have been put on sale
[14:38] ---
are being given the okay, sir!
[14:40] ---
They don't understand the
hearts of fanatics, sir.
[14:43] ---
That is why I will manage things
with my discerning eyes,
[14:46] ---
and send back the bad ones
as many times as I have to!
[14:48] ---
People will call me the Ogre QC!
SIGN Ogre QC
[14:50] ---
Grit your eyes!!
[14:55] ---
Giroro-dono!
[14:56] ---
You hit me!
[14:57] ---
So what if I did?!
[14:58] ---
Gero?
[14:58] ---
Someone like you who's only a collector,
[15:01] ---
yet mocks people's hard work,
[15:03] ---
deserves to be punched!
[15:04] ---
Mr. Daruma is... being a lame-o!
[15:07] ---
Or, like, lame-o daruma?
[15:09] ---
It's a luxury that capsule figures
even come painted in the first place!
[15:13] ---
There were no colors on the
eraser figures we had as kids!
[15:16] ---
Gero...
[15:17] ---
Eraser figures...
[15:20] ---
Eraser figures, is it, sir?
SIGN Teradaya
[15:23] ---
Back then,
[15:24] ---
we turned that machine with
anticipation in our hearts, sir.
[15:27] ---
There were so many varieties, weren't there?
[15:30] ---
I couldn't get enough of the
space monster erasers, sir!
SIGN Keron Curry
[15:35] ---
I'd love to play mini sumo again, sir.
[15:39] ---
I was the yokozuna!
[15:42] ---
Right?
[15:43] ---
Where would you pick up
a drum like that nowadays?
[15:45] ---
You could find them anywhere
in those days, sir.
[15:48] ---
Ah... m-my favorite was the
super UFO eraser.
[15:53] ---
Oh, that takes me back.
[15:55] ---
We could still do those races now, right?
[15:58] ---
I was the champion!
[16:00] ---
As for me...
[16:05] ---
I liked the Galactic Railway erasers.
[16:10] ---
I didn't even mind that the cars
were all different colors.
[16:13] ---
The heck? Those existed?
[16:16] ---
It wasn't one of the big ones,
but it did, indeed.
[16:18] ---
Everything was turned into
an eraser in those days.
[16:20] ---
Huh.
[16:21] ---
But still... you know what I think of
when I think erasers?
[16:24] ---
Muscle Man, right?!
[16:25] ---
Indeed!
[16:29] ---
I worked hard to make all those rings, sir!
[16:34] ---
Come to think of it, I remember
getting a ton of duplicates,
[16:37] ---
but no one would trade me for them.
[16:39] ---
There were even knockoffs
going around at the end.
[16:43] ---
Thinking back now,
SIGN A9. Pekopon Q.6 A1. Rice riots A2.
[16:45] ---
despite being erasers,
they couldn't erase for crap.
[16:48] ---
Like that kinda stuff matters.
Don't be picky!
[16:51] ---
It does matter!
[16:53] ---
It is an eraser!
[16:54] ---
Gero.
[16:55] ---
Incidentally, my honorable leader.
[16:56] ---
Gero?
[16:56] ---
Several of them went missing from
my collection at the time.
[17:01] ---
I don't suppose you would know anything?
[17:05] ---
Sorryyyyy...
[17:06] ---
I walked off with Arazazaman and
Mukujanman, and, uhhh... Eventaman.
[17:12] ---
Never mind those. What about Kinkinman?
[17:13] ---
Gero?
[17:14] ---
No... I don't know about that one, sir.
[17:16] ---
Tell the truth...
[17:17] ---
Tell the truth, and I won't get mad.
[17:21] ---
But...
[17:22] ---
I can't say what I don't know...
[17:23] ---
Come on...
[17:24] ---
Come on!
[17:25] ---
I... I've been framed, sir...
[17:28] ---
Sorry... Dororo...
[17:30] ---
Sorry.
[17:31] ---
It was me.
SIGN Kinkinman
[17:35] ---
I just wanted to brag to my big brother.
[17:40] ---
Sorry.
[17:41] ---
Really.
[17:45] ---
No way...
[17:46] ---
I just jumped straight to...
[17:48] ---
...doubting Keroro-kun, and...
[17:50] ---
...I...
[17:51] ---
I have done something that can't be undone!
[17:53] ---
Never mind that! Darumacchi!
[17:55] ---
Fine work, sir!
[17:57] ---
What are you talking about?!
[17:59] ---
And so!
SIGN Safety First
[18:00] ---
Make 'em! But erasers, not figures!
SIGN Neat and Tidy
[18:03] ---
Seize 'em! The hearts of the Pekoponians!
[18:06] ---
Will they sell? Even though
they do not have color?
[18:09] ---
I never really suggested... this much...
[18:11] ---
Simple toys nurture and develop children's
imaginations. It is a good idea.
[18:18] ---
As for the lineup,
[18:19] ---
we'll start with all of us...
[18:21] ---
Hey.
[18:21] ---
It'll be boring if there
aren't any enemy characters.
[18:23] ---
Yep, you're right!
[18:24] ---
Then let's have Viper and...
[18:25] ---
Cat-shaped robot?
[18:27] ---
Real-life enemy...
[18:28] ---
I would also like some family.
[18:30] ---
You all want so much!
[18:32] ---
Fine, then... Giroro's daddy, and...
[18:34] ---
Our Wettle King!
[18:36] ---
Also needs one of my genius inventions.
[18:39] ---
Okay, done.
[18:40] ---
And our selling point! Which will be...
[18:42] ---
...erasers that actually erase, sir!
[18:46] ---
Isn't that obvious for an eraser?
[18:49] ---
What a kid.
[18:51] ---
This is like a dream!
[18:53] ---
Okay, Sergeant Major Kululu,
you're in charge of materials development.
[18:55] ---
Make it something that erases anything.
[18:57] ---
Memories, too?
[18:59] ---
We won't depend on the pre-existing routes.
[19:00] ---
It'll be our very own independent
distribution revolution, sir!
[19:02] ---
Let's Revolution, sir!
[19:04] ---
Uhh, haven't you drifted from the point?
[19:06] ---
What?
[19:07] ---
Nothing... Sorry...
[19:13] ---
Producing the base model!
SIGN Producing the base model!
[19:15] ---
Excuse me!
[19:15] ---
That won't fit in a capsule, will it?
[19:17] ---
Lady Mois, don't be so quick
to rush to the concept.
SIGN Silicon
SIGN Making the mold
[19:24] ---
Making the mold.
[19:27] ---
Careful... careful...
SIGN Test shots
[19:29] ---
Test shots!
[19:32] ---
Prototype complete!
SIGN Prototype complete!
[19:42] ---
Wow!
[19:43] ---
Hm? Keroro-sama? Tamama-sama?
[19:46] ---
Kululu-sama?
[19:47] ---
Commander-dono,
[19:47] ---
I do not appear to be included...
[19:49] ---
Giroro-chan...
[19:49] ---
Aren't they cool?!
[19:51] ---
Keroro-sama erasers!
[19:52] ---
Kerorasers for short!
[19:54] ---
Giroro-chan...
[19:54] ---
Incidentally, Dororo-sama is a
rare item, one in every million.
[19:59] ---
I can't tell whether to be happy or sad...
[20:04] ---
If we could have seen this back then...
[20:09] ---
Darn it... What is... this feeling...
[20:12] ---
I can't wait for them to go on sale!
SIGN Keroro-sama
SIGN Todoroki Stationery Books Aki
SIGN Ikedaya Capsule Recovery Box
[20:20] ---
"Keroro-sama"?
[20:21] ---
What did those guys come to Earth for?
[20:25] ---
Well, whatever. It'll fail again, anyway.
[20:27] ---
However!
SIGN Kerorasers Super Popular!
SIGN Keroro-sama Erasers "Kerorasers"
SIGN Weekly Shonen Alpha KERORASERS Captain Geroro
[20:30] ---
I am reporting from in front of the
very popular Keroraser vending machine.
SIGN Kerorasers Super Popular! -- LIVE -- In front of Ooba Supermarket
[20:34] ---
Just look at his cute appearance!
[20:37] ---
There are all these different types!
It makes me want to collect them all!
[20:41] ---
This must be the secret to their popularity.
[20:43] ---
Not bad to start, wouldn't you say?
[20:45] ---
I'm so happy!
[20:46] ---
We've done it, haven't we?
[20:48] ---
We've done it, haven't we?!
[20:50] ---
Ummm, what about my rare item?
SIGN Kerorasers Super Popular! -- LIVE -- In front of Ooba Supermarket
[20:52] ---
Not there.
[20:53] ---
And what's more, these Kerorasers...
[20:55] ---
...erase even ballpoint pen and felt-tip pen!
[20:57] ---
Gero?
[21:00] ---
Let's see...
[21:02] ---
What the...
SIGN
[21:04] ---
Making something extreme again...
[21:07] ---
No good, as usual.
[21:09] ---
Keep it up...
[21:10] ---
You just need to erase the
extra lines, and you're done...
SIGN White tails Panda white Panda's tails are white W-White...?
[21:15] ---
Sensei! Even the pen disappeared!!
SIGN Safety First
[21:20] ---
So, uhh, that wraps up
this one, we're done here.
[21:27] ---
M-My stamp!
[21:27] ---
The Kerorasers which worked far too well,
[21:29] ---
and in so doing,
erased themselves from existence.
[21:29] ---
It's gone...
SIGN Dororo
[21:32] ---
My eraser...!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
[23:09] ---
Lady Mois's father
[23:11] ---
is a very large and scary person.
[23:13] ---
And her mother is kinda life-sized.
[23:16] ---
Lady Mois, I'm glad you took
after your mother, ma'am.
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
Come forth, Kerodine Z!
[23:23] ---
"Mois: Lipstick Slapstick, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Escape! Keron Bar Field, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E247 - Mois: Lipstick Slapstick, Sir! / Keroro: Escape! Keron Bar Field, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN Photo Studio Oba
[01:31] ---
Welcome!
[01:32] ---
Welcome!
SIGN Motsumato Kiyohiko Try-out Offer Lipstick Limited Time Only
[01:35] ---
These are our new products!
[01:36] ---
Please try them out!
[01:38] ---
Here you are.
SIGN Sample
[01:45] ---
Mois: Lipstick Slapstick, Sir!
[01:50] ---
Huh! Lipstick?
[01:53] ---
Or, like, deeply intrigued?
[01:55] ---
What a pretty color!
[01:57] ---
Hey, Mois-chan? Why don't you try it out?
[02:09] ---
Mois-chan, you look lovely!
[02:10] ---
Do I?
[02:12] ---
I feel unlike myself...
[02:14] ---
No, it's good!
[02:16] ---
You look really grown-up, Mois-chan!
[02:18] ---
Then... I might be able to experience
adult love with Uncle now, right?!
[02:22] ---
I... I don't know about that.
[02:24] ---
Why don't you try it, too?
[02:28] ---
No no no, I don't think I...!
[02:34] ---
Wow! How wonderful!
[02:36] ---
Or, like, Heisei Ishin?
[02:38] ---
It feels like I'm someone else...
SIGN Normal Menu
SIGN Menu Zoom
[02:41] ---
Hey,
[02:42] ---
let's take a commemorative photo!
[02:44] ---
Thank you, Lady Mois!
[02:46] ---
I have to have this bubbly
clean toothpaste or—
[02:52] ---
You two, your lips...
[02:56] ---
Umm...
[02:57] ---
Is it... strange?
[02:59] ---
Nahh...
[03:00] ---
For a second, I just thought
you'd come out in a rash!
[03:04] ---
R-Rash?
[03:06] ---
Can we talk a moment?
[03:07] ---
Gero?
[03:09] ---
I'm sure asking you to understand a
girl's feelings is a waste of time,
[03:13] ---
but think a bit more
about how you say things!
[03:17] ---
If you don't like it, Uncle,
[03:18] ---
I'll take it off right away!
[03:20] ---
Gero!
SIGN Really lovely! Really good! Just... GREAT!
[03:21] ---
I-It's really lovely, ma'am!
[03:23] ---
Really good!
[03:24] ---
It's just great, ma'am!
[03:27] ---
It is?!
[03:28] ---
I'm so happy you like it, Uncle!
[03:31] ---
Or, like, market listed?
[03:34] ---
Hey, Keroro.
[03:35] ---
These grenades that arrived this
morning, they're acting a bit—
[03:40] ---
What is this atmosphere...?
[03:41] ---
S-Something's different.
[03:43] ---
My soldier's instinct
[03:46] ---
is subtly picking up something...
something hiding intense power...
[03:52] ---
Giroro, what do you think of this?
[04:03] ---
My chest, it hurts!
[04:04] ---
My blood is boiling!
[04:06] ---
My heart is in chaos!
[04:10] ---
She only...
[04:11] ---
She only put color on her lips, and yet...!
[04:14] ---
Something so minor...
[04:17] ---
...is... conclusively...
[04:20] ---
...making me... making me...
[04:22] ---
...suffer!
[04:32] ---
Geez, you're blowing it out of proportion.
[04:34] ---
I only tried putting a little makeup on.
[04:37] ---
Gero?
[04:38] ---
Could it be that...
[04:41] ---
...I can use this, sir?
SIGN Makeup
[04:43] ---
Makeup!
[04:44] ---
It is...
SIGN Mind Control
[04:45] ---
...the quintessential
mind-control technology!
[04:47] ---
You can do anything if you have makeup!
[04:50] ---
You can give a good
impression to other people,
[04:52] ---
in some cases even knocking
them out if you wish!
[04:56] ---
Yet more incomprehensible drivel.
[04:58] ---
Giiiirooorooo-kuuun.
[05:01] ---
I believe you have already
experienced it first-hand.
[05:05] ---
I see.
[05:07] ---
This is research into the so-called
transformation techniques.
[05:10] ---
I have no reason to oppose
peaceful operations.
[05:15] ---
What is that?!
SIGN Feeling that she's asserted herself as a woman
[05:18] ---
What is this feeling that she has
asserted herself as a woman?!
[05:21] ---
Mr. Sergeant, I will do it!
[05:24] ---
I cannot lose to that woman!
[05:27] ---
Well said, Gang Leader Tama, sir!
[05:30] ---
So!
[05:32] ---
Kululu special makeup set!
[05:35] ---
Makeup draws out your charm
to the maximum extent!
[05:39] ---
We will begin by making ourselves up,
as our hearts guide us!
[05:46] ---
As our hearts guide us!
SIGN Older sister style
[05:56] ---
Older sister style!
SIGN Teen style
[05:58] ---
Teen style!
SIGN Gorgeous style
[06:00] ---
Gorgeous style!
SIGN Metal style?
[06:03] ---
Metal style?
SIGN Animal style
[06:05] ---
Moffu moffu!
[06:06] ---
Animal style!
[06:13] ---
Something isn't right...
[06:15] ---
Ah, I know!
[06:17] ---
When Mother was being
lovey-dovey with Father,
[06:20] ---
on her forehead, she had...
[06:23] ---
That must have been adult makeup!
[06:27] ---
If I had that symbol of adulthood,
[06:29] ---
I could be lovey-dovey in
an adult way with Uncle!
[06:31] ---
Okay!
[06:33] ---
I have to try my hardest!
[06:36] ---
Sarge,
[06:37] ---
you're on cleaning duty today, you know?
[06:40] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[06:42] ---
What do you think of my makeup?
[06:47] ---
Don't stare at me so intensely...
[06:49] ---
I... I...
[06:51] ---
Sarge... Corporal... what happened to you?
[06:54] ---
Tamassance!
[06:55] ---
The story of how I make myself up
in order to be noticed by Mr. Sergeant!
[06:59] ---
And then Mr. Sergeant will realize
that my love is the real thing!
[07:04] ---
He had better realize!
[07:05] ---
I would like him to very much!
[07:10] ---
I wanted to try opening my mouth
as wide as I could for once!
[07:16] ---
Even Tamama and Dororo?!
[07:17] ---
Fun, huh?
[07:19] ---
When you make yourself up with my makeup kit,
[07:23] ---
you become what you appear to be!
[07:26] ---
It's a transformation kit!
[07:27] ---
Stop it!
[07:29] ---
Oh my, that's what this was?
[07:31] ---
Kerori?!
[07:32] ---
Whatever could be the matter, Lady Mois?
[07:34] ---
U-Uncle...
[07:37] ---
That mark on your forehead?!
[07:39] ---
This is something my mother had...
[07:42] ---
I remembered that she always had this symbol
when she was lovey-dovey with my father.
[07:46] ---
I thought of it as an adult mark,
and tried drawing it on myself...
[07:50] ---
...but I suddenly feel—
[07:56] ---
Why am I suddenly...?!
[08:03] ---
I... I can't stop!
[08:11] ---
Aaaaahh! This is super awful, darling!
[08:14] ---
What's happening?
[08:16] ---
That design is one that
[08:18] ---
naturally appears on the
foreheads of the Angol tribe
[08:20] ---
when they're about to execute a planet
with their ultimate esoteric techniques!
[08:24] ---
The effect of the makeup set has turned that
drawn symbol into the real thing, sir darling!
[08:30] ---
I fear that you mean to tell me that Pekopon,
Ono no Komachi's home, may be destroyed!
[08:34] ---
Then that woman's parents...
[08:36] ---
...execute planets when they are
lovey-dovey with each other?!
[08:39] ---
What monster parents!
[08:41] ---
I have laughed all my energy up!
[08:45] ---
If you just remove your makeup... nyosmsms...
[08:48] ---
I can't tell what you're saying!
[08:49] ---
Use that cleansing cream onyonyomsmshehh...
SIGN Bubbly Clean Refreshing Cleansing Cream
[08:52] ---
Talk like a normal person, you idiot!
[08:54] ---
Lady Mois!
[08:55] ---
I am coming, ma'am, darling!
[09:02] ---
M-My body is moving on its own!
[09:17] ---
I can't... take it!
[09:20] ---
Lady Mois!
[09:23] ---
Uncle!
[09:24] ---
Lady Mois!
[09:25] ---
Use this cleasing cream!
[09:28] ---
Gero?
SIGN Bubbly Clean <Fresh Mint!>
[09:29] ---
Bubbly Clean?!
SIGN Bubbly Clean
[09:32] ---
Bubbly Clean.
SIGN This one is the Cleansing Cream
[09:33] ---
This one is the Cleansing Cream.
[09:35] ---
Gero!
[09:37] ---
I picked up the wrong one, sir!
[09:39] ---
What'll I do?! What'll I do?!
[09:44] ---
Uncle! Uncle!
[09:48] ---
Uncle!
[09:49] ---
Geroooo!
SIGN Kiss
[10:04] ---
Uncle!
[10:18] ---
That made me sweat...
[10:19] ---
I was really worried for a moment!
[10:23] ---
Why was I Komachi?
[10:25] ---
I feel like a great weight has left my heart!
[10:30] ---
That woman...!
[10:34] ---
Uncle...
[10:36] ---
I will never forgive you for this!
[10:38] ---
Wipe it off right now!
[10:40] ---
Wipe it off, you clod!
[10:42] ---
It's late at night!
Don't make so much noise!
[10:44] ---
Wait... Mois-chan...
your forehead... is that...?!
[10:48] ---
Or, like, winner's symbol?
[10:49] ---
Grrrrrr!
[10:51] ---
Well, life is long. From time to time,
something like this is quite all right, my darling.
[11:06] ---
There are many things it's important to remember in a bad situation.
[11:11] ---
I wonder if we'll be able to
spot any... skyfish...
[11:14] ---
Yes, of course we will!
[11:15] ---
After all, this is the very latest Blu-ray
camera made in our research facility!
[11:22] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[11:23] ---
Y-Yes?!
[11:25] ---
Film around, okay?
[11:27] ---
R-Right!
[11:29] ---
Around... around... around... around...
[11:30] ---
U-Um...
[11:32] ---
Maybe you could...
do some other places, too...
[11:34] ---
Ah, okay, Fuyuki-kun!
[11:36] ---
Darn it.
[11:44] ---
Look out!
[11:48] ---
What are you doing, stupid frog?!
[11:50] ---
I haven't done anything, ma'am.
[11:53] ---
Or, like, unfair judgment?
[11:56] ---
Huh?
[11:57] ---
Then...
[11:58] ---
...what's this?
[12:00] ---
What's going on, sir?
[12:02] ---
Ah, Fuyuki-kun...
[12:04] ---
Please be careful...
[12:05] ---
Yeah.
[12:07] ---
This is...
[12:09] ---
It looks like a part of Kululu's lab.
[12:11] ---
Lucky!
[12:12] ---
I can't believe I'm getting to capture such
a serious and cool-looking Fuyuki-kun!
[12:25] ---
Keroro: Escape! Keron Bar Field, Sir!
[12:31] ---
Nishizawa-san.
[12:32] ---
Wake up! Nishizawa-san!
[12:38] ---
Fuyuki-kun?
[12:40] ---
Are you okay?
[12:47] ---
What kind of situation is this?
[12:55] ---
Chupachupa!
[12:58] ---
Chupaaa!
[13:01] ---
A giant chupacabra!
[13:03] ---
It might be over 50 m tall!
[13:05] ---
Uh, Momoka-chan... What are you
doing at a time like this?
[13:08] ---
Shut up!
[13:10] ---
I've never seen Fuyuki-kun so animated!
[13:14] ---
If I don't capture it now, when will I?
[13:16] ---
Ah! The Mesa Beam tank got taken out!
[13:18] ---
Stupid frog!
[13:19] ---
Hurry up and put this back to normal!
[13:21] ---
Like I said...
[13:23] ---
With regard to this situation,
[13:25] ---
I hold no responsibility whatsoever!
[13:27] ---
Ge... gero...?
[13:39] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[13:40] ---
This is...
[13:41] ---
...hostile alien...
[13:44] ---
...attack.
[13:45] ---
A hostile alien attack?!
[13:48] ---
Snacks...
[13:49] ---
...uphold them...
[13:51] ---
...and escape...
[13:53] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[13:56] ---
"Snacks, uphold them and escape"...
what in the heavens...?
[13:59] ---
Ah! There are some snackies!
SIGN Instant Dumplingsicles
[14:04] ---
Instant Dumplingsicles?
[14:06] ---
We have to hold that and run away?
[14:09] ---
But...
[14:10] ---
Wh-What?! Stop it!
[14:10] ---
Okay, then, Giroro, off you go!
[14:12] ---
Don't push!
SIGN Don't push!!
[14:13] ---
Don't push!!
[14:18] ---
Gero!
[14:18] ---
Why did it turn this way?!
[14:26] ---
In that case,
[14:27] ---
we will have to use our Super
Giant Combining Robot, Kerodine Z!
[14:31] ---
We're gonna fight?
[14:33] ---
I am raring to go.
[14:35] ---
Everyone! Super Fade In!
[14:38] ---
Come forth!
[14:39] ---
Kerodiiiiine!
[14:55] ---
Here we go!
[14:56] ---
Kerodine Z!
[14:59] ---
Wow!
[15:00] ---
That's Kerodine Z!
[15:02] ---
Attack!
[15:04] ---
Chupaaaa!
[15:05] ---
Woooow!
[15:07] ---
Go for it!
[15:08] ---
Uncle!
[15:11] ---
What an amazing fight!
[15:13] ---
Kerodine Wing!
[15:20] ---
It can even fly!
[15:23] ---
It's amazing that it can fly around
with such mobility!
[15:26] ---
What overwhelming firepower!
[15:31] ---
Did you see that, Nishizawa-san?!
[15:34] ---
It's super cool, isn't it?!
[15:35] ---
Kerodine Z!
[15:38] ---
Fuyuki-kun, you're so much cooler!
[15:41] ---
Sooo wonderful!
[15:43] ---
Look, look!
[15:47] ---
Here's the finish, sir!
[15:48] ---
What power!
[15:50] ---
Now! Get him!
[15:53] ---
Fuyuki-kun is nice too, but...
[15:54] ---
...I want to see the cool robot...
[15:57] ---
Don't you frickin' get in my way!!
[15:59] ---
Yes!
[16:01] ---
He took down the space chupacabra!
[16:10] ---
Kerodine Z is out of energy, sir.
[16:13] ---
I secured the precious snackies!
[16:15] ---
We did it!
[16:17] ---
Yeah.
[16:18] ---
Hey, what's that?
[16:20] ---
That must be Kululu showing us
the way to the exit, ma'am.
[16:24] ---
Before the chupacabra realizes... Daaaaash!
SIGN Run!!
[16:27] ---
Run! Go!
[16:33] ---
Super Dalis?!
[16:34] ---
Why?!
[16:36] ---
Who cares? Just run, sir!
[16:39] ---
Gero!
[16:40] ---
The passage!
[16:41] ---
We won't be able to get through!
[16:45] ---
There's only one thing for it.
[16:46] ---
We'll have to use that super
combined ultimate move, sir!
[16:50] ---
Keroro Platoon!
[16:51] ---
Space Science Ninja Art:
[16:53] ---
Super Fire Tornado!
[17:01] ---
Wow!
[17:02] ---
That's amazing, Sarge!
[17:04] ---
The tornado is like a burning phoenix,
[17:07] ---
and it's blowing away all those Super Dalis!
[17:09] ---
And I'm about to be blown away
by that expression of yours!
[17:13] ---
I want to see the awesome ultimate move!
[17:22] ---
They are still coming!
[17:24] ---
There's no end to them.
[17:25] ---
Uncle!
[17:26] ---
There's a hidden passage this way!
[17:28] ---
We're outnumbered!
[17:29] ---
Running away is the right choice, sir!
SIGN Kululu
[17:32] ---
Is this Kululu's lab?!
[17:34] ---
A dead end?
[17:36] ---
I know!
[17:37] ---
Kululu told us to hold on to the snack!
SIGN Instant Dumplingsicles
[17:40] ---
That snack...
[17:42] ---
Tamara-kun!
[17:43] ---
The snack you were keeping safe!
[17:45] ---
Wait, why are you eating it?!
[17:47] ---
Tama?
[17:47] ---
Sorry!
[17:49] ---
I will give some to you now.
SIGN Instant Dumplingsicles
[17:51] ---
Huh?
[17:52] ---
Huh? Huh?
[17:54] ---
Huh huh huh huh huh...
[17:55] ---
Huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuh...
[17:58] ---
Ahnoseriouslyforreal?!
[17:59] ---
H-He ate the whole pack...
[18:02] ---
That is not possible...
[18:04] ---
There should still be some left...
[18:07] ---
Wahh! A bit got into my eye
and it frickin' stings!
[18:16] ---
Look!
[18:18] ---
Couldn't we get out through there?!
[18:20] ---
Uncle!
[18:21] ---
Look what I found!
[18:23] ---
It's the escape kit "Let's Climb"!
[18:30] ---
Hurry! Hurry up and move, sir!
[18:32] ---
My eyes frickin' hurt!
[18:34] ---
You noisy idiots! Keep it quiet!
[18:40] ---
Gero!
[18:41] ---
They're coming!
[18:42] ---
Will you keep it down?!
They're going to find us!
[18:45] ---
Don't talk!
SIGN Don't talk!!
[18:48] ---
Darn it!
[19:02] ---
I'm so happy I can film
Fuyuki-kun like this!
[19:07] ---
Geroooo!
[19:13] ---
What's going on?
[19:14] ---
The Super Dalis... helped us?
[19:17] ---
Gero!
[19:19] ---
Th-This is...
[19:21] ---
A Keron Bar!
[19:23] ---
Keron Bar?
[19:27] ---
An evacuation drill?
[19:29] ---
Yes.
[19:29] ---
This Keron Bar generates a space for
training purposes called the "Keron Bar Field."
[19:34] ---
It's a Keron Army evacuation
drill kit, ma'am.
[19:37] ---
Dear me.
[19:38] ---
I totally forgot that I
set it for today, sir.
SIGN Keron Bar Field
[19:41] ---
The chupacabras and the Super Dalis
[19:44] ---
were both training robots.
[19:46] ---
So they'll save you if you
really do get into trouble.
[19:52] ---
Th-Thank you.
[19:54] ---
Then... what about the
hostile alien attack?
[19:58] ---
He meant that we'd be performing
training according to that setup, sir.
[20:01] ---
Then...
[20:02] ---
What about "Snacks, uphold them and escape"?
SIGN O-ka-shi (Snacks)
[20:06] ---
Okashi (snacks).
[20:07] ---
Osanai (Don't push),
SIGN O -> Osanai (Don't push)
[20:08] ---
Kakenai (Don't run),
SIGN Ka -> Kakenai (Don't run)
[20:09] ---
Shaberanai (Don't talk).
SIGN Sh -> Shaberanai (Don't talk)
[20:10] ---
It helps you remember. "O-Ka-Shi."
[20:14] ---
These are the rules we have
to evacuate by, ma'am.
SIGN Don't push
[20:17] ---
Don't push.
SIGN Don't run
[20:18] ---
Don't run.
SIGN Don't talk
[20:20] ---
Don't talk.
[20:22] ---
So they attacked you because
you broke those rules.
SIGN Instant Dumplingsicles
[20:26] ---
So it had absolutely nothing to do
with the Instant Dumplingsicles.
SIGN Exit
[20:34] ---
Upholding the "O-Ka-Shi" rule,
they made it out easily.
[20:39] ---
Welcome back, Kekkero-kun.
[20:41] ---
Honestly...
[20:43] ---
Why did I have to go along
with your evacuation drill?!
[20:47] ---
S-Sorry.
[20:48] ---
But it was kinda fun.
[20:51] ---
Wasn't it, Nishizawa-san?
[20:56] ---
Um...
[20:57] ---
Uh...
[20:58] ---
Yes! It was very, very worthwhile!
[21:03] ---
And as for the rare footage that
Momoka-chan recorded of Fuyuki-kun...
[21:09] ---
Milady,
[21:10] ---
I am here to deliver an item
you forgot to take with you.
[21:15] ---
This is...
[21:17] ---
...the dedicated recording disc for this camera.
SIGN Empty
[21:20] ---
Empty.
[21:24] ---
Then...
[21:25] ---
...it wasn't recording at all
this entire time?
[21:30] ---
Unfortunately, no it wasn't.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
Nishizawa Group employee number 880245,
[23:11] ---
assigned to the Momoka Bodyguard,
[23:12] ---
Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi!
[23:14] ---
I am carrying out my mission with all my
strength for the sake of milady Momoka!
[23:18] ---
Today, too, I—
[23:19] ---
Never mind that!
[23:20] ---
Okay, let's change your daipy!
[23:22] ---
"Keroro: Don't Call Me Mommy, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
"Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi:
Delusions are Mine, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E248 - Keroro: Don't Call Me Mommy, Sir! / Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi: Delusions are Mine, Sir!
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[00:32] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:32] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:38] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:38] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:43] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:47] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:56] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:56] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[01:00] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[01:00] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[01:05] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[01:05] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[01:09] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[01:11] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[01:11] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[01:14] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[01:14] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[01:20] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[01:22] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[01:23] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[01:26] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[01:26] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[01:30] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[01:30] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:33] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:33] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:39] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:39] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:45] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:45] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:51] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:51] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:56] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:56] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[02:04] ---
Sergeant Keroro is sleeping soundly, but...
[02:07] ---
Huh?
[02:09] ---
What's this?
[02:13] ---
Gero?
[02:14] ---
What is it?
[02:26] ---
"Abu"?
[02:29] ---
A baby?!
[02:35] ---
Keroro: Don't Call Me Mommy, Sir!
[02:42] ---
Keroro, when did you make a baby?
[02:45] ---
Big brother, I am not mentally
prepared yet to have a family.
[02:48] ---
Commander-dono,
[02:49] ---
congratulations.
[02:50] ---
I hope you fill us in on how this happened.
[02:54] ---
It's not what you think!
[02:56] ---
This obviously isn't my child!
[02:59] ---
Somebody dropped it off on my bed!
[03:03] ---
Gero...
[03:04] ---
That tickles.
[03:09] ---
U-Uncle...
[03:11] ---
Uncle had a secret love child?!
[03:13] ---
How could you?
[03:15] ---
You're terrible!
[03:16] ---
You toyed with my affections!
[03:18] ---
Lady Mois!
[03:20] ---
I was drunk that time!
[03:21] ---
Lady Mois!
[03:22] ---
Lady Mois!
[03:26] ---
Ge-Gero!
[03:29] ---
It's okay! It's okay!
[03:30] ---
Sorry I yelled!
[03:34] ---
H-How do you make a baby stop crying?
[03:36] ---
Um...
[03:37] ---
It's obvious. When it cries...
[03:40] ---
Boo!
SIGN Waaaaaah!!
[03:49] ---
Um...
[03:50] ---
Perhaps the baby is hungry.
[03:53] ---
That's it!
[03:56] ---
Gero...
[03:58] ---
They're out of milk.
[04:00] ---
So what should I do?!
[04:02] ---
Why do I hear a baby crying?
[04:06] ---
A Keronian baby!
[04:07] ---
Adorable! What happened?
[04:09] ---
More importantly, milk! I need milk!
[04:11] ---
This child is hungry!
[04:13] ---
Milk?
[04:14] ---
You don't seriously intend
to give it cold milk?
[04:17] ---
Gero?
[04:21] ---
You give lukewarm powdered milk to babies.
[04:23] ---
You can't suddenly have it drink
something that's ice-cold.
[04:26] ---
R-Really?
[04:30] ---
Put ice water in a Tupperware container.
[04:32] ---
Gero.
[04:34] ---
Here it is!
[04:35] ---
It's still a little too hot,
so we have to cool it off.
[04:40] ---
It should be okay if it doesn't
feel hot on your skin.
[04:44] ---
And it's ready!
[04:47] ---
Mr. Sergeant...
[04:48] ---
It's time for the invasion meeting, Keroro!
[04:53] ---
There you go...
[04:55] ---
N-Natsumi!
[04:57] ---
You just imagined something, didn't you?
[05:00] ---
You can tell the baby likes it, huh?
[05:02] ---
It's already finished!
[05:06] ---
Huh?
[05:07] ---
Maybe it wasn't enough.
[05:09] ---
Why?!
[05:10] ---
For some reason, I want to be
appealing as the "guy babies like"!
[05:14] ---
Leave it to me!
[05:16] ---
Peek-a... boo!
SIGN Waaaaah!!
[05:23] ---
You only made it worse by scaring the baby!
[05:25] ---
Sorry...
[05:28] ---
It's already empty!
[05:30] ---
It looks like the baby's finally full.
[05:32] ---
That's an alien for you.
[05:35] ---
Now I have to burp it.
[05:37] ---
L-Let me do it!
[05:39] ---
All right, hold the baby in a
position that makes it easy to burp,
[05:41] ---
and gently rub its back.
[05:44] ---
L-Like this?
[05:48] ---
Gero...
[05:49] ---
What is this warmth?
[05:52] ---
So what's the story on this baby, Sarge?
[05:55] ---
Actually...
[05:57] ---
...blah-blah-blah-blah,
so I don't know what to do.
[06:02] ---
It probably thinks you're
its mother, stupid frog.
[06:06] ---
O-Oh, come on!
[06:07] ---
But... this must mean something.
[06:11] ---
Since it's come to this, until I can
find this child's real parents...
[06:14] ---
Shhh!
[06:16] ---
...I'll take responsibility
and take care of it myself.
[06:20] ---
You have your good points, stupid frog.
[06:22] ---
You made a hasty commitment, Sarge,
but are you sure you can follow through?
[06:30] ---
Gero?
[06:32] ---
Are you hungwy?
[06:34] ---
Hold on.
[06:42] ---
There you go.
[06:43] ---
Burp!
[06:53] ---
Gero...
[07:01] ---
Burp!
[07:05] ---
Gero?
[07:06] ---
There, there...
[07:09] ---
Okay, okay. Wait a second.
[07:16] ---
Gero...
[07:16] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[07:19] ---
Sorry about that!
[07:20] ---
I hardly got any sleep last night.
[07:22] ---
So for today's invasion meeting,
[07:25] ---
let's think of a name for this little tyke.
[07:28] ---
What the heck is that?!
[07:29] ---
In the first place, this child's parents
must have already given it a name.
[07:33] ---
That's fine. We can just
give it a temporary name.
[07:39] ---
Gero?
[07:40] ---
What's wrong?
[07:41] ---
Your diaper?
[07:43] ---
I'll cwean it up right away.
[07:46] ---
Hey!
[07:47] ---
So, Mr. Sergeant,
[07:49] ---
do you have an idea for the child's name?
[07:52] ---
No. I've been thinking about it all day,
[07:55] ---
but I haven't been hit with inspiration.
[07:57] ---
You need to think more about
our actual mission, dummy!
[08:00] ---
It's a baby, or akanbou,
so "Akaka" would be too cutesy.
SIGN Akaka
SIGN Bebibi
[08:04] ---
Bebibi, too...
[08:05] ---
If it was born on Pekopon,
[08:07] ---
how about Pepopo?
[08:09] ---
No good. The number of strokes
for that is bad luck.
[08:11] ---
Are you wretches listening to me?!
[08:12] ---
Be that as it may,
nothing is more soothing than
[08:16] ---
a baby's pure smile...
[08:18] ---
Gero-gerori!
[08:19] ---
Nice aim!
[08:25] ---
Or, like, target bullseye?
[08:30] ---
W-Well, overlook this, everyone...
[08:37] ---
There, there...
[08:43] ---
Burp!
SIGN Dazed
[08:58] ---
Gero?!
[08:59] ---
Sorry about that!
[09:01] ---
Wet's change your diaper!
SIGN Sticky
[09:05] ---
Hey, now!
SIGN Sticky
SIGN Potato
[09:06] ---
My snacks are sticky.
SIGN Sticky
[09:08] ---
My scroll...
[09:10] ---
My phone...
SIGN Sticky
[09:13] ---
Or, like, sticky substance?
[09:19] ---
Who's there?
SIGN Sticky
[09:22] ---
Wait!
[09:22] ---
You mustn't touch that!
[09:31] ---
Gero...
SIGN Rumble Rumble Rumble
[09:35] ---
Gero?
[09:36] ---
It seems I drifted off.
[09:39] ---
So, what's up?
[09:40] ---
It's about that baby...
[09:48] ---
Gero...
[09:49] ---
H-Hey, Keroro...
[09:51] ---
W-Well, that's what a baby does...
[09:54] ---
It's okay! I don't care!
[09:56] ---
If this baby grows up without any worries,
[09:59] ---
one or two broken Gundam models
[10:00] ---
is a small price to pay...
[10:05] ---
Gero!
[10:06] ---
Mommy...
[10:06] ---
Mommy!
[10:08] ---
Mommy!
[10:10] ---
M-Mommy?
[10:13] ---
Mommy!
[10:16] ---
That's right! One or two models,
that's nothing!
[10:19] ---
Mommy!
[10:20] ---
I'm your daddy, not your mommy.
[10:24] ---
Mommy!
[10:25] ---
Well, whichever...
[10:27] ---
M-Mr. Sergeant?
[10:29] ---
He's changed so much...
[10:31] ---
Kekkero-kun!
[10:34] ---
I've got it!
[10:35] ---
Your name is Babubu!
SIGN Name Babubu
[10:38] ---
And two weeks later...
[10:41] ---
You know,
[10:42] ---
Babubu has really grown
in a short period of time.
[10:45] ---
Uncle,
[10:46] ---
we're blowing through this year's
[10:48] ---
entire invasion budget on
Babubu's food expenses alone.
[10:51] ---
Or, like, very costly?
[10:53] ---
What does HQ say
[10:55] ---
about the whereabouts
of Babubu's parents?
[10:57] ---
They don't have any news whatsoever, sir.
[10:59] ---
But you can't keep raising
this child forever.
[11:03] ---
Oh, I intend to raise Babubu
to be a fine sergeant,
[11:06] ---
and then he'll accomplish
the invasion of Pekopon!
[11:09] ---
Then you don't intend to do it yourself?
[11:12] ---
More importantly,
[11:13] ---
it's impossible for a Keronian
to grow that big naturally.
[11:17] ---
What are you talking about?!
[11:19] ---
That face!
[11:20] ---
The arms and legs!
[11:22] ---
He's clearly a full-fledged Keronian!
[11:26] ---
Even if he is a little big...
[11:32] ---
Mommy! Mommy!
[11:34] ---
Gero!
[11:35] ---
What's wrong? Your diaper?
You want Mommy? Which one?
[11:38] ---
Gero...
[11:42] ---
Gero!
[11:43] ---
Kululu, call a doctor!
[11:44] ---
Tamama, call a fire truck!
[11:45] ---
Giroro, get some hot water!
[11:47] ---
Dororo, bring some tea!
[11:48] ---
Lady Mois, um...
[11:49] ---
B-Babubu?!
[11:54] ---
What the heck is going on?!
[12:01] ---
What the...?
[12:02] ---
Babubu...
[12:03] ---
...wasn't Keronian?
[12:05] ---
It seems he's a Space Cuckoo
from the planet Nikko.
SIGN Planet Nikko Space Cuckoo
[12:09] ---
It's a Shrewd-type space creature
that impersonates the child
[12:13] ---
of another alien race so they'll raise it.
[12:14] ---
What the heck is that?!
[12:16] ---
Leaving my parental feelings in limbo!
[12:21] ---
What am I supposed to do with
all this milk and diapers?!
[12:24] ---
And fix my Gundam models!
[12:28] ---
Gero...
[12:38] ---
Be well, Babubu...
[12:42] ---
Sergeant Keroro thought he had
some idea of how a parent feels.
[12:48] ---
Mommy!
[13:04] ---
This is Point Charlie.
[13:06] ---
Target confirmed.
[13:07] ---
Countdown.
[13:09] ---
Roger.
[13:10] ---
5...
[13:11] ---
4...
[13:11] ---
3...
[13:12] ---
2...
[13:13] ---
1!
[13:14] ---
Here I go!
[13:20] ---
F-Fuyuki-kun...
[13:22] ---
Good morning!
SIGN Miyata
[13:27] ---
G-Good morning!
SIGN Fuyuki-kun
[13:35] ---
Huh?
[13:36] ---
Fool!
[13:37] ---
You're standing by behind
the wrong utility pole!
SIGN Nishizawa Family Point Charlie
[13:40] ---
Point Charlie.
SIGN Pub Pet Charlene
[13:42] ---
Pet Charlene.
[13:44] ---
I blew it!
[13:47] ---
Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi, 20 years old.
[13:49] ---
Employee number 880245
of the Nishizawa Group.
[13:52] ---
A member of the Momoka Protection Squad.
[13:57] ---
Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi:
Delusions are Mine, Sir!
[14:05] ---
This is a problem.
[14:06] ---
Being energetic was his
only saving grace before.
[14:09] ---
Ever since then, Yoshiokadaira has
lost all confidence in himself...
[14:13] ---
...and can't even return to active duty.
[14:15] ---
Leave it to me!
[14:16] ---
If I bring the Keron Army's
miraculous science to bear,
[14:19] ---
restoring his confidence
will be a piece of cake!
[14:22] ---
Then please help.
SIGN Rub
Rub
[14:24] ---
Then when we succeed,
[14:26] ---
well, how can I put this, perhaps
there will be something for us...
[14:29] ---
I understand.
[14:30] ---
So that's what he's after...
[14:37] ---
Are you awake, Yoshiokadaira-kun?!
[14:42] ---
What are you going to do to me?!
[14:44] ---
Gero gero!
[14:45] ---
We're going to give you a new life.
[14:49] ---
Looking Down on People Eyedrops!
[14:52] ---
Eyedrops?
[14:54] ---
Lid.
[14:55] ---
Yo!
[14:56] ---
Shiokadaira!
[14:58] ---
All right...
[14:59] ---
Okay, lights!
[15:00] ---
Target is locked on!
[15:03] ---
Gero gerori!
[15:04] ---
All right...
[15:06] ---
Fire!
SIGN Confidence
[15:26] ---
I'm burning with confidence!
[15:30] ---
When these eyedrops are administered,
[15:31] ---
I'm full of it!
[15:32] ---
the person is filled with
confidence for no reason.
[15:35] ---
I can do it!
[15:36] ---
I can do anything!
[15:38] ---
You, the inconspicuous one!
[15:40] ---
M-Me?
[15:43] ---
Come at me with that.
[15:45] ---
What?!
[15:46] ---
Do it!
[15:47] ---
I'll show you how strong I am now.
[15:49] ---
Now!
[15:51] ---
I see it! Slap!
[15:57] ---
B-But...
[15:59] ---
No need to hold back.
[16:00] ---
Pardon me!
[16:03] ---
I see it!
[16:04] ---
Slap!
[16:05] ---
Ow!
SIGN Chortle Chortle
[16:09] ---
Gero?
[16:10] ---
Wait a second.
[16:12] ---
Maybe this is...
[16:15] ---
This is just warming up.
[16:17] ---
It's preparing the Yoshiokadaira legend
[16:19] ---
for the universe!
[16:21] ---
You're something of a soldier.
[16:24] ---
So you're going to show off
your marksmanship skill?
[16:27] ---
That's the idea.
[16:30] ---
Hmm...
[16:33] ---
Here I go!
[16:36] ---
Whoa!
[16:37] ---
Hmm...
[16:43] ---
Huh?
[16:45] ---
You didn't even hit it once?!
SIGN Chortle Chortle
[16:48] ---
I didn't want to waste the paper!
[16:52] ---
Gero...
SIGN Treat Paper with Respect
[16:53] ---
This guy really is...
SIGN Scholarship and the Martial Arts
[16:57] ---
A member of the
Momoka Protection Squad...
[16:59] ---
...needs to be a good warrior
and a good scholar!
[17:02] ---
A good warrior and a good scholar...
[17:04] ---
...means cooking?
[17:05] ---
My way!
[17:06] ---
I'll show you...
[17:08] ---
...how a man cooks!
[17:11] ---
Wow! Amazing!
[17:13] ---
Marry me!
[17:14] ---
He's our man! He's our man!
[17:16] ---
He's our man!
[17:17] ---
He's our man! He's our man!
[17:20] ---
Here I go!
[17:22] ---
Cabbage!
SIGN Chortle Chortle
[17:25] ---
Gero!
[17:27] ---
You're an unconventional cabbage that
hasn't been tainted by the majors.
[17:31] ---
He can do it!
[17:32] ---
This guy can do it!
[17:35] ---
Laymen can't understand.
[17:37] ---
The bumbling comedic skill that
he naturally has in spades.
[17:40] ---
And it's a very rare thing.
[17:43] ---
Then all of this was an act?
[17:49] ---
You figured it out?
[17:51] ---
You impressed us all with
your comedic stylings.
SIGN A wise man keeps some...
[17:55] ---
Detailed, meticulous, and bold...
[17:58] ---
As someone with the soul
of an entertainer myself,
[18:00] ---
I can say that your true power
is a thing to behold.
[18:03] ---
They say a wise man keeps
some of something or other.
[18:06] ---
Actually, I've been taking that perspective,
[18:07] ---
with an eye towards becoming the
successor of the Nishizawa family.
[18:11] ---
The successor to Momocchi's father?!
SIGN Jealousy
[18:14] ---
Hey, now...
[18:16] ---
You remind me of when I was younger.
[18:19] ---
I want you to eventually lead the
Nishizawa family as my successor.
[18:25] ---
Well, I don't want to do it,
but I don't have any choice.
[18:29] ---
But what'll become of Momocchi?
[18:32] ---
Lady Momoka is crazy about Master Fuyuki,
[18:35] ---
so there's no room for you
to get in there, Yoshio-kun.
[18:38] ---
The president values ability
over everything else.
[18:40] ---
Besides...
[18:42] ---
I don't have much time left...
[18:45] ---
What are you talking about, President?!
[18:47] ---
You've got to hang in there!
[18:49] ---
I'm leaving everything to you...
[18:52] ---
Momoka and Ouka...
[18:55] ---
Take care of them!
[18:59] ---
President Nishizawa!
[19:01] ---
No...
[19:02] ---
Father!
[19:05] ---
Well, I am Momoka-chan's protector, after all.
SIGN A wise man keeps some...
[19:09] ---
That happened when I
wasn't paying attention?!
[19:12] ---
I didn't realize you'd gotten
so close to power.
SIGN Delusion
[19:15] ---
The power of incredible delusions.
[19:18] ---
The successor to the Nishizawa family,
which holds 51% of Pekopon's economy...
[19:21] ---
If that's true...
[19:24] ---
Whee!
[19:24] ---
Yoshiokadaira-kun!
[19:26] ---
You and I are close friends!
[19:28] ---
That's right!
[19:29] ---
Friendship knows no borders!
[19:31] ---
They deserve each other...
[19:39] ---
Nishizawa family successor, yeah, right!
[19:42] ---
It's not his fault.
[19:44] ---
The Looking Down on People
Eyedrops kindles delusions
[19:47] ---
and brings forth baseless confidence.
[19:49] ---
Right now, he's all mouth.
[19:52] ---
Or, like, nonsense theories?
[19:54] ---
Then what about the
commander and Tamama-dono?
[19:56] ---
Those who believe are beyond saving!
[20:01] ---
High-level me has returned!
[20:03] ---
It seems you've gotten all
of your confidence back.
[20:06] ---
Good timing.
[20:07] ---
Mother is coming home,
[20:09] ---
so I'd like you to be security for...
[20:12] ---
Leave it to me.
[20:13] ---
The world is calling me.
[20:16] ---
Um, her mother...
[20:19] ---
Ouka, who shall be my wife in the near-future.
[20:22] ---
Then it is...
[20:25] ---
T-Termites...
[20:27] ---
She's close!
[20:28] ---
What are you afraid of?
[20:30] ---
I am...
[20:31] ---
...the future president
of the Nishizawa family.
[20:34] ---
Then...
[20:36] ---
Oh!
[20:37] ---
If you're friends of my husband,
then you're valued guests.
[20:40] ---
Go ahead.
[20:41] ---
Well, dig in!
[20:43] ---
Aye!
[20:44] ---
This is how we can free
ourselves from being termites!
SIGN Freedom From Being Termites
[20:52] ---
Guns won't do you any good.
[21:01] ---
Trifling.
[21:02] ---
Hey!
[21:03] ---
You're being standoffish, Ouka.
[21:05] ---
So you're back, eh?
[21:07] ---
Long time no see.
[21:09] ---
Oh, long time no see!
[21:13] ---
Ouka, let's build a new
Nishizawa family together...
[21:20] ---
The eyedrops!
[21:21] ---
Oof!
[21:22] ---
As always, you have no sense of timing.
[21:25] ---
Huh? Where am I?
[21:28] ---
You scum...
SIGN Hunter!
[21:34] ---
Mother...
[21:35] ---
Huh?
[21:36] ---
Yes'm!
[21:37] ---
Termite #1 here!
[21:39] ---
Termite #2 here!
[21:40] ---
Termite #3 here!
[21:43] ---
Mother!
[21:45] ---
Welcome home, Mother!
[21:47] ---
H-Hi...
[21:51] ---
I'm back.
[21:52] ---
Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi, 20 years old.
[21:54] ---
Employee number 880245
of the Nishizawa Group.
[21:58] ---
A member of the Momoka Protection Squad.
[21:59] ---
Back on duty, as Termite #3.
SIGN Termite #3
[22:03] ---
So why a termite?
[22:21] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[22:26] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[22:26] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[22:26] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:31] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:31] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:34] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:34] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:34] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:34] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:39] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:40] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:45] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:45] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:46] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:50] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:53] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:58] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Where?
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[23:01] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[23:01] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[23:04] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[23:04] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[23:07] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[23:07] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[23:08] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[23:08] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[23:11] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[23:11] [SONG] ---
See no!
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[23:12] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[23:14] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[23:14] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[23:15] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[23:15] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[23:18] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[23:18] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[23:24] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[23:24] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[23:26] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[23:26] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[23:28] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[23:28] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[23:29] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[23:29] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:31] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:31] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:38] ---
Chief Dororo here!
[23:40] ---
Sengoku Ran Star is controlled
by the Musha Vipers!
[23:43] ---
I swear that I will regain
this land's former peace!
[23:47] ---
Wherever I go, light follows!
[23:49] ---
My shadow is always deep,
like my presence!
[23:52] ---
That aside,
[23:54] ---
have we come to the end?
[23:55] ---
"Musha Kero, Volume V: Keronians
in the Hidden Fortress, Great Sir!"
[24:00] ---
One full-length story. How's that?
[24:02] ---
Ge-Gero!
E249 - Musha Kero, Volume V: Keronians in the Hidden Fortress, Great Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:31] ---
The year 1192 in the
Sengoku Ran Star calendar.
[01:38] ---
The Keroro Platoon flew to the planet Sengoku
Ran, which is controlled by the seven Vipers.
SIGN Fuyuki
SIGN Fuyukichi
[01:44] ---
With the help of a young man who
looked like Fuyuki, Fuyukichi,
SIGN Natsumi
[01:48] ---
a young woman who resembled
Natsumi, O-natsu,
SIGN O-natsu
SIGN Momocchi?
SIGN Princess Momo
[01:51] ---
a princess who was Momoko's
doppelganger, Princess Momo,
SIGN Tangerines
[01:54] ---
and a lad who could be
Saburo's twin, Mutsuzo,
SIGN Mutsuzo
[01:57] ---
Musha Keroro and his crew defeated
the seven Musha Viper siblings
[02:00] ---
and obtained the
legendary ancient weapons.
SIGN Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
[02:05] ---
There is just one ancient weapon left.
[02:08] ---
Will Musha Keroro and company
[02:10] ---
be able to collect the complete set
of legendary ancient weapons?
[02:15] ---
This is the story of a
top-secret mission given to
[02:19] ---
the Keroro Platoon on the planet
Sengoku Ran, great sir!
SIGN Musha Kero
[02:24] ---
Musha Kero, Volume V: Keronians
in the Hidden Fortress, Great Sir!
[02:53] ---
Hey!
[02:54] ---
Quit your slacking and keep digging!
[02:57] ---
Wait!
[02:58] ---
My little brother is weak.
[03:00] ---
Let him take a short break!
[03:03] ---
Silence!
[03:04] ---
Just a few minutes wouldn't hurt, right?
[03:06] ---
What are you doing?!
[03:08] ---
You haven't found it yet?!
SIGN Musha Viper
[03:12] ---
Musha Viper Goemon!
SIGN Goemon
[03:15] ---
We've been digging
night and day, but so far...
[03:19] ---
Idiocy!
[03:21] ---
Then gather more citizens of Ran Star!
[03:25] ---
Small children, rich girls,
elderly men and women included!
[03:27] ---
Abduct them from around the planet
[03:29] ---
and put them to work digging!
SIGN Swimsuit Comedy Battle Site
SIGN Treasure
[04:21] ---
F-Finally...
[04:23] ---
I finally got it!
[04:26] ---
The legendary treasure...
[04:28] ---
PG Musha Zakrello!
[04:34] ---
Another counter!
[04:37] ---
L-Legendary treasure...
[04:39] ---
What are you talking about?
[04:42] ---
Par for the course for Mr. Sergeant.
[04:44] ---
No matter where or when,
he never forgets his dreams.
SIGN 4
[04:48] ---
New information!
[04:50] ---
It says the fifth, blue ball...
[04:53] ---
...is hidden in Musha Viper's fortress,
at the foot of Mount Red Fuji.
[04:58] ---
Gero?
[04:59] ---
What?!
[05:00] ---
Then a Musha Viper
already has the fifth one?
[05:03] ---
So it's finally time to
storm the enemy camp...
[05:07] ---
That's a fitting development
for our final mission.
[05:09] ---
But in the first place, what
are these legendary weapons?
[05:15] ---
In the end, the four that we have
[05:18] ---
could only be used once each.
[05:20] ---
Pfft!
[05:23] ---
What'll happen if we get the fifth one?
[05:25] ---
Is there something good?
[05:29] ---
I sense someone!
[05:30] ---
There!
[05:33] ---
Did you tag 'em?
[05:35] ---
Gero?
[05:41] ---
L-Lady O-moa!
[05:43] ---
Hi, old man. We meet again.
[05:45] ---
Stalker!
[05:47] ---
You keep following my Mr. Sergeant around!
[05:51] ---
Are you a ninja now?
[05:53] ---
Yeah. And I heard about your situation.
[05:56] ---
You're going to storm Musha Viper's fortress?
[05:59] ---
According to my information,
[06:00] ---
he's also targeting the four treasures
you've collected.
[06:05] ---
Gero?! Seriously?!
[06:06] ---
Yeah. So it's dangerous to
carry them behind enemy lines.
[06:11] ---
Good point...
[06:12] ---
If Musha Viper already has the fifth one,
[06:16] ---
and he steals the four we collected...
[06:22] ---
...he'll have the complete set of five first!
[06:25] ---
We can't have that!
[06:27] ---
Relax.
[06:29] ---
I anticipated this,
[06:31] ---
and found a good hiding place
inside a cave just up ahead.
[06:34] ---
I'll hide them for you,
[06:36] ---
so take out the four.
[06:38] ---
You're very thoughtful, Lady O-moa!
[06:40] ---
Everyone get yours out!
[06:42] ---
O-Okay.
[06:43] ---
Here.
[06:44] ---
There we are.
SIGN I alone do not have one!
[06:48] ---
Here you go, Lady O-moa!
[06:49] ---
Please take care of the rest.
[06:52] ---
Huh? Old man!
[06:54] ---
We meet again.
[06:55] ---
Gero?!
[06:57] ---
Now a lumberjack Lady O-moa?!
[06:59] ---
What is this?
[06:59] ---
What is this?!
[07:01] ---
That's what I want to know!
[07:03] ---
This woman... This woman, too...
This woman and this woman!
[07:07] ---
What is this, Yusaku?!
[07:11] ---
Who are you?!
[07:16] ---
Wh-What's going on?
[07:17] ---
Or, like...
[07:22] ---
Or, like... Or, like...
[07:23] ---
K-Koyuki-dono?!
[07:25] ---
Koyuki?
[07:26] ---
I am Yukino.
[07:28] ---
I appreciate this.
[07:30] ---
No hard feelings!
[07:31] ---
Gero!
[07:32] ---
The crystals we worked so hard to find...
[07:35] ---
Leave this to me!
[07:39] ---
As always, he casts a deep shadow!
[07:41] ---
Kululu, don't kick back now!
Get out the lactic acid!
[07:45] ---
Don't worry!
[07:46] ---
My crystal has a transmitter attached to it.
[07:50] ---
Kululu, you're awesome!
[07:52] ---
More praise, more praise.
[07:54] ---
She's heading for Musha Viper's fortress!
[07:57] ---
Maybe she's an agent of Musha Viper...
[08:02] ---
Agent or what, I don't know,
[08:03] ---
but nobody dresses up like me
to steal stuff and gets away with it!
[08:06] ---
We're gonna get 'em back right now!
[08:09] ---
Moa-san! My throat! You're choking me!
[08:24] ---
I am not pleased about a teenage girl
coming home in the morning.
[08:29] ---
Where were you?
[08:31] ---
Nowhere special.
[08:32] ---
Jeez, I just went to
track down the Keronians.
[08:35] ---
"Jeez"?
[08:40] ---
I see! And "jeez,"
you stole this from them, huh?
[08:43] ---
I'm impressed, Yukino!
[08:46] ---
So these are the ancient weapon treasures
the Keronians are gathering...
[08:51] ---
I'm going to hang on to them.
[08:54] ---
Give them back!
[08:55] ---
I'm the one who...
[08:59] ---
You did well!
[09:01] ---
Now you can rest down there a while!
[09:04] ---
You would betray me?!
[09:06] ---
Betray you?
[09:07] ---
I never trusted you in the first place!
[09:17] ---
Now, then...
[09:19] ---
Just the one left...
[09:24] ---
'Scuse me. 'Scuse me.
[09:29] ---
Almost there!
SIGN Ah-choo
[09:36] ---
Sorry, Sis.
[09:38] ---
Escapees! Escapees!
[09:40] ---
Crap!
[09:41] ---
Don't let them get away!
[09:42] ---
Capture them!
[09:43] ---
Yes, sir!
[09:44] ---
'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!
[09:48] ---
That's Musha Viper's hidden fortress?
[09:51] ---
Let's just charge the place!
[09:52] ---
Wait! Someone's coming!
[09:55] ---
That's...
[09:56] ---
...Lady Lavie...
[09:58] ---
...and 556?!
[09:59] ---
'Scuse me! 'Scuse me!
[10:14] ---
I'm sorry.
[10:15] ---
But you saved us.
[10:21] ---
Are you okay, 506?
SIGN 506 (Isoroku)
[10:23] ---
5-506?
[10:24] ---
Yeah. My little brother
has a weak constitution.
SIGN Little Brother
[10:27] ---
Little brother?
SIGN Weak Constitution
[10:28] ---
And weak constitution?
[10:30] ---
Yes...
[10:31] ---
I'm O-ravi.
[10:33] ---
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
[10:35] ---
Not that Lady Lavie?
[10:37] ---
Ow!
[10:37] ---
So you two
[10:39] ---
escaped from Musha Viper's place?
[10:42] ---
Yeah. They've got a lot more
captured citizens in there,
[10:44] ---
all forced to dig holes.
[10:47] ---
Or, like, forcing labor?
[10:50] ---
You keep your mouth shut!
[10:52] ---
I'm sick of you rephrasing
every single thing!
[10:54] ---
Get lost!
[10:55] ---
But why the heck is that
Musha Viper vermin digging holes?
[10:57] ---
I can't believe this...
[11:00] ---
It seems they're looking for something.
[11:05] ---
Could that something be...
[11:07] ---
...the fifth ball?!
[11:09] ---
The fifth...
[11:10] ---
...ball?
[11:11] ---
N-Nothing!
[11:13] ---
Leave the rest to us!
[11:14] ---
You two can escape!
[11:16] ---
Right!
[11:18] ---
I owe you one!
[11:20] ---
Bye bye!
[11:23] ---
Kerorinchomoranma!
[11:24] ---
I bet the fifth ball
[11:26] ---
is buried deep within that fortress!
[11:30] ---
Let's find it before Musha Viper,
[11:32] ---
because finders, keepers!
[11:46] ---
Koyuki-dono...
[11:47] ---
I mean...
[11:48] ---
Yukino-dono, you said?
[11:51] ---
Return what you have stolen.
[11:53] ---
It isn't here.
[11:55] ---
Musha Viper Goemon stole them from me!
[11:57] ---
Musha Viper betrayed you?
[12:02] ---
Yukino-dono, why would you serve
Musha Viper in the first place?
[12:07] ---
I have nothing to say to you.
[12:11] ---
Dororo Ninja Art: Short Redemption!
[12:19] ---
Are you a ninja, too?!
[12:22] ---
I would like your help
[12:24] ---
to defeat Musha Viper.
[12:26] ---
You're naive.
[12:27] ---
That makes you a failure as a ninja.
[12:33] ---
There's no need to show the enemy mercy!
[12:37] ---
Yukino-dono!
[12:41] ---
Everyone's doing their best digging, huh?
[12:44] ---
The fifth ball is buried here?
[12:48] ---
Yep. I'm getting a high energy reading.
[12:52] ---
That means something incredible
is lying in wait underground.
[12:57] ---
Then why don't we take a nap here
[13:00] ---
while we wait for one of them
to find the fifth ball?
[13:04] ---
Then we'd be no better than Musha Viper!
[13:07] ---
Like we should let the citizens
of Ran be used for slave labor?!
[13:10] ---
Hey! Quit slacking off!
[13:12] ---
Gero-bad!
[13:16] ---
For now, we'll blend in and
dig with everyone else.
[13:23] ---
Dig! Dig! Dig more!
[13:28] ---
Brother Saburo!
[13:29] ---
You're alive!
[13:30] ---
Yeah.
[13:31] ---
Shirou, the dunce,
went solo as a comedian,
[13:34] ---
but my straight-man interjections
just weren't effective...
[13:38] ---
We seven brothers are the Musha Vipers.
[13:41] ---
All of us but me were
beaten by the Keronians.
[13:46] ---
Those very Keronians have
infiltrated this hidden fortress!
[13:50] ---
What?!
[13:51] ---
Ow!
[13:52] ---
I came here today to tell you that...
[13:56] ---
So the Keronians are after that, too!
[13:59] ---
Dang it!
[14:00] ---
I won't let them!
[14:08] ---
That is a brilliant disguise...
[14:10] ---
...Yukino-dono.
[14:12] ---
Jeez, you're a stubborn Keronian!
[14:19] ---
Wait!
[14:24] ---
Gero...
[14:26] ---
This is hard labor...
[14:28] ---
Y-You over there...
[14:31] ---
Are you the legendary hero from that time?
[14:34] ---
Gebo?
[14:38] ---
Wh-What?
[14:40] ---
Are you people those villagers?
[14:47] ---
Then Musha Viper abducted all of you?
[14:51] ---
Does that include Master Fuyukichi, too?
[14:52] ---
It seems Fuyukichi managed to escape,
[14:55] ---
but we don't know where he is.
[14:56] ---
The entire village was destroyed,
[14:58] ---
so we don't even know if he's still alive.
[15:00] ---
What?!
[15:01] ---
You'll pay for this, Musha Viper!
[15:03] ---
We'll dig up the fifth ball, fast,
[15:06] ---
and then, burning with fury...
[15:09] ---
Gero?
[15:10] ---
Here!
[15:10] ---
There's something amazing buried below!
[15:14] ---
The fifth ball!
[15:16] ---
Yes!
[15:16] ---
We finally found it...
[15:17] ---
Shut down the operation!
[15:20] ---
There are Keronians among them!
[15:24] ---
Check them all out!
[15:27] ---
Gero-yikes!
[15:30] ---
Wait!
[15:37] ---
There!
[15:38] ---
Wait, Yukino-dono!
[15:44] ---
Jeez, too easy!
[15:45] ---
You...!
[15:47] ---
Wait!
[15:51] ---
Yukino-dono!
[15:59] ---
Wait!
[16:02] ---
Show us your face!
[16:03] ---
Certainly.
[16:04] ---
All right, next.
[16:06] ---
Line them up!
[16:08] ---
Ask each and every one
[16:09] ---
if there are Keronians here!
[16:11] ---
Let's strike before they find us!
[16:13] ---
Wait!
[16:16] ---
We don't even have any
weapons to use against them.
[16:20] ---
The odds are overwhelmingly against us.
[16:22] ---
Then what should we do?
[16:23] ---
We've got one shot.
[16:25] ---
We'll dig up the fifth ancient weapon
[16:27] ---
before Musha Viper finds us,
[16:30] ---
and turn the tables on him!
[16:31] ---
Yes, we can!
[16:43] ---
Not bad!
[16:45] ---
You, too!
[16:46] ---
But even so, I can't let
you have these crystals!
[16:49] ---
What do you intend to do with them?
[16:52] ---
I'm going to bring peace
back to Ran Star again!
[17:00] ---
I do not wish to fight!
[17:03] ---
If peace is your goal...
[17:11] ---
...then return the crystals!
[17:13] ---
I can't!
[17:14] ---
It is the appointed task of
our clan to protect them!
[17:17] ---
"Our clan"?
[17:18] ---
That's right. Jeez, our village
used to be around here!
[17:24] ---
Jeez, the people in my village
[17:26] ---
were saddled with the duty of
protecting the five legendary
[17:29] ---
crystal balls for generations.
[17:32] ---
But even so,
[17:34] ---
there came a time...
[17:39] ---
The seven Musha Viper brothers invaded,
[17:43] ---
and jeez, before you knew it,
they had control of Ran Star!
[17:48] ---
My comrades and I challenged the
Musha Vipers, but after being defeated,
[17:52] ---
we scattered all but one of the balls...
[18:01] ---
That's why I pretended to
serve this Musha Viper,
[18:04] ---
jeez, all the while waiting
for my chance to strike back.
[18:10] ---
You may be at ease.
[18:13] ---
We shall defeat this Musha Viper
and free the planet.
[18:18] ---
The Musha Vipers said the same thing.
[18:21] ---
But all they did was take over and
make things convenient for themselves.
[18:27] ---
I'm sure you Keronians are the same way.
[18:31] ---
You're the same, aren't you?!
[18:37] ---
No!
[18:40] ---
Yukino-dono...
[18:42] ---
We are different.
[18:53] ---
Anyway, I have four of
the crystal balls here.
[18:56] ---
Musha Viper has the last one
hidden in his fortress, I'm sure.
[19:01] ---
Whoever finds it first gets it!
[19:03] ---
Wait!
[19:05] ---
You say Musha Viper already
has the fifth ball?
[19:09] ---
Then...
[19:10] ---
...why are they making everyone dig?!
[19:13] ---
That has nothing to do with the ball.
[19:15] ---
Ran Star's legendary sleeping monster...
[19:18] ---
Jeez, Musha Viper is trying
to find Nanamata-no-Orochi!
[19:22] ---
What?!
[19:23] ---
Then the commander and the
others have no idea...
[19:30] ---
We're close! We're very close!
[19:32] ---
A little more! Just a little more!
[19:35] ---
Commander!
[19:37] ---
You must stop digging!
[19:40] ---
Hey, Dororo!
[19:41] ---
We've almost reached the fifth ball,
[19:44] ---
so leave us alone! Man!
[19:47] ---
Stop!
[19:50] ---
Over there?!
[19:52] ---
Found you...
[19:54] ---
...Keronians!
SIGN Ah!
[19:58] ---
S-Something came out...
[20:00] ---
Isn't that too big for a ball?
[20:02] ---
Now that you mention it...
[20:05] ---
Gero!
[20:07] ---
What is it?!
[20:08] ---
Foolish Keronians!
[20:11] ---
You found the legendary
monster for me at last!
[20:16] ---
W-What?!
SIGN Legend
[20:17] ---
Th-Then...
SIGN Smooth Bean Jam Smashed Bean Jam
[20:20] ---
Smooth bean jam? Or smashed bean jam?
[20:22] ---
It's not a "legendary manju"!
SIGN Legendary Monster
[20:25] ---
It is a legendary monster!
[20:27] ---
Legendary...
[20:28] ---
...monster?!
[20:40] ---
Gero?!
[21:01] ---
Gero!
[21:05] ---
Keronians!
[21:06] ---
You're going to be crushed!
[21:11] ---
The legendary Nanamata-no-Orochi
has been revived.
[21:17] ---
What is the fate of Musha Keroro
and the others?
[21:20] ---
And where is the fifth ball?
[21:24] ---
Next time, the conclusion at last!
Musha Kero, Volume VI! Don't miss it, great sir!
[21:25] ---
What is this?! What is this?!
[21:27] ---
What is it?!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
Musha Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
Nanamata-no-Orochi
has awakened at last!
[23:12] ---
This is gero-bad! What should we do?!
[23:14] ---
Huh?
[23:15] ---
But "Nanamata," so...
[23:17] ---
...does that mean it has seven heads?
[23:18] ---
Or seven crotches?!
[23:21] ---
That aside,
[23:22] ---
next time: The final chapter of Musha Kero!
[23:25] ---
"Musha Kero, Volume VI:
The Resurrected Heroes, Great Sir!"
[23:29] ---
One full-length story. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E250 - Musha Kero, Volume VI: The Resurrected Heroes, Great Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:33] ---
The fourth crystal, gathered at last,
[01:36] ---
was stolen from Musha Keroro's party
by the Koyuki-lookalike ninja, Yukino.
[01:40] ---
At the base of Mount Red Fuji,
[01:41] ---
the party infiltrated Musha Viper
Goemon's hidden stronghold.
[01:44] ---
There, mistaking it for
the fifth ancient weapon,
[01:47] ---
they revived the ancient demon
Nanamata-no-Orochi.
[01:53] ---
What will become of
Musha Keroro, great sir?
[02:01] ---
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
[02:10] ---
Musha Kero, Volume VI:
The Resurrected Heroes, Great Sir!
SIGN Musha Zakrello
[02:17] ---
So this is the ancient legendary weapon,
[02:19] ---
The PG Musha Zakrello, sir!
[02:21] ---
Yes!
[02:24] ---
Hey! Get it together, old man!
[02:26] ---
My cheeks...
[02:31] ---
I thought this would all have been nicely
resolved while I was passed out!!
[02:38] ---
Run, quickly!
[02:40] ---
Until the people of the Ran Star evacuate,
[02:42] ---
we must draw his attention!
[02:44] ---
Yeah!
[02:45] ---
Okay!
[02:46] ---
Uhhhh...
[02:48] ---
Will you hurry up and
come with the rest of us?!
[02:49] ---
Yes!
[02:50] ---
No risk, no return!
[02:59] ---
Now, hurry!
[03:01] ---
Sure thing!
[03:03] ---
Why?
[03:04] ---
Why are they trying to save
the people of the Ran Star?
[03:07] ---
Are those Keronians different
from Musha Viper, then?
[03:11] ---
Are they not invaders?
[03:16] ---
Get 'em, Nanamata-no-Orochi!
[03:18] ---
Crush those stupid Keronians, da gya!
[03:30] ---
Wh-What?!
[03:34] ---
Fire! Fire!!
[03:42] ---
Whaaaaat?!
[03:43] ---
B-Back, gya! Back, gya!!
[03:47] ---
W-W-Wait! Wait a sec!
I'm not emotionally prepared!
[03:50] ---
Just like an Orochi,
just like an Orochi, I'm—
[03:54] ---
No pun this time, sir?
[03:56] ---
Must have finally run out of material.
[03:58] ---
Does this look like the time to you?
[04:00] ---
Gero?!
[04:03] ---
What now?
[04:04] ---
Kulu?
[04:25] ---
Look out!
[04:29] ---
Let's go.
[04:30] ---
Yukino-dono!
[04:34] ---
Get away from here fast.
[04:35] ---
Th-Thank you so much!
[04:37] ---
Thank you!
[04:38] ---
Yukino-dono!
[04:39] ---
No need to thank me.
[04:40] ---
More importantly,
search for the fifth crystal!
[04:49] ---
At this rate, the planet will be destroyed!
[04:54] ---
The only thing that can stop him
is the ancient legendary weapon!
[04:57] ---
Hey!
[04:58] ---
You, the one who looks like Koyuki-dono!
[05:01] ---
Give us back the fourth crystal
which you stole from us!
[05:04] ---
That is an ancient legendary
weapon, you know!
[05:07] ---
I'm telling you, the fourth won't help you.
[05:09] ---
Finding the fifth comes first for now!
[05:11] ---
What?!
[05:13] ---
I will search for the fifth with Yukino-dono!
[05:16] ---
Gero?
[05:18] ---
Find some way of halting his
progress until I return!
[05:21] ---
Halting his progress?! Wait!
[05:27] ---
We will have to leave the recovery
of the ancient weapon to Dororo,
[05:30] ---
and handle this guy on our own!
[05:32] ---
That's impossible!
[05:40] ---
Nin!
[05:54] ---
Why can we not use that fourth
ancient weapon, anyway?
[05:59] ---
Each of them has activated once,
[06:00] ---
and transformed into a powerful weapon.
[06:03] ---
That's because the one who
broke the seal isn't here.
[06:06] ---
The one who broke the seal?
[06:08] ---
Yes.
[06:10] ---
The activation of the
ancient legendary weapons
[06:12] ---
requires the power of the Ran Star human
who first broke the seal on the orb.
[06:17] ---
That human serves the role of
a key for the ancient weapon.
[06:21] ---
In other words,
[06:22] ---
unless the Keronian and the
Ran Star native are united in purpose,
[06:25] ---
the weapons will not activate?
[06:29] ---
That's why the weapons only
activated one time at the start,
[06:32] ---
and didn't unleash their power thereafter.
[06:36] ---
To activate the five weapons once more,
[06:38] ---
Fuyukichi-dono, O-natsu-dono,
Princess Momo-dono,
[06:42] ---
and Mutsuzo-dono must all be here.
[06:45] ---
Stop!
[06:46] ---
I said stop, you!
[06:47] ---
Hey! Over here, over here!
[06:50] ---
Gero!
[06:59] ---
See that?!
[07:00] ---
The destructive power
of my poohekokis!
[07:02] ---
Intense...
[07:06] ---
I have an afro!
[07:07] ---
Me, too!
[07:11] ---
It will be impossible to call Fuyukichi-dono
and the others here immediately.
[07:16] ---
It doesn't seem possible
to hold him off until then.
[07:19] ---
But finding the fifth orb and
activating it is the only way.
[07:28] ---
Where in heavens is that blue orb hidden?!
[07:45] ---
There it is!
[07:45] ---
The fifth blue orb!
[07:49] ---
I see!
[07:50] ---
The reason Musha Viper Goemon
spoke in Nagoya dialect...
[07:55] ---
...was to foreshadow this!
[08:08] ---
Dororo!
[08:24] ---
Wh-What's this?
[08:26] ---
What's going on?
[08:29] ---
The ancient legendary weapons
[08:31] ---
are said to transform into what's
most needed at that moment.
[08:34] ---
So they've...
[08:36] ---
They've gone to deliver a message to the
people who broke each of their seals!
[08:46] ---
That Musha Viper...
[08:48] ---
Look what he did to the Dejima Harbor port.
SIGN OPEN FLAMES PROHIBITED
[08:57] ---
If we make this many, we can
stand against Musha Viper.
[09:00] ---
Let us take back peace for
Ran Star with our own strength.
[09:06] ---
Goodness gracious...
SIGN Planet Hiquesviel
SIGN Joke-Flopping Idol O-Natsu-chan
[09:13] ---
Guerillas show up regularly in this region!
[09:16] ---
Set up some traps!
[09:18] ---
Yessir!
[09:19] ---
Then pick a card, any card!
[09:21] ---
You idiot!
[09:22] ---
Those are... trumps!
SIGN Silence...
[09:24] ---
Silence...
[09:27] ---
Teehee.
SIGN Joke-Flopping Idol O-Natsu-chan
[09:40] ---
It's...
[09:47] ---
O great Gogg's Head...
[09:49] ---
Please save us.
[09:51] ---
Bring peace back to our village...
[09:57] ---
This is...!
[10:09] ---
I get it!
[10:11] ---
So that's it!
[10:15] ---
What happened to the ancient weapon?!
[10:17] ---
Sorry about this! Just wait a little longer.
[10:20] ---
Whaa?! Why?!
[10:21] ---
I have an idea.
[10:22] ---
Gather your comrades.
[10:24] ---
Firmly understood!
[10:28] ---
I evacuated all the villagers!
[10:31] ---
You did?
[10:31] ---
Then, as we discussed!
[10:33] ---
Roger!
[10:34] ---
Hey!
[10:36] ---
Over here, over here!
[10:38] ---
Kiss my butt, kero!
[10:41] ---
Gero!
[10:43] ---
Look at me!
[10:48] ---
Pukku-pupoo, pukku-pupoo!
[10:50] ---
This way this way! Pupoo!
[10:53] ---
I am over here!
[11:03] ---
Hey-hey-hey!
[11:05] ---
Shake that booty kulu—
[11:10] ---
Okay!
[11:11] ---
Everyone out!
[11:30] ---
Yes!
[11:31] ---
Did you see that?!
The power of our Keroro Platoon!
[11:34] ---
We don't even need the power
of an ancient weapon, sir!
[11:37] ---
Gero gero gero gero gerorinchomolungma.
[11:38] ---
Yippee!
[11:40] ---
Yukino-dono?
[11:41] ---
Come on... Make it in time...
[11:52] ---
Gero!
[12:09] ---
Okay, I'm done!
[12:10] ---
There's no way I can beat that thing!
[12:13] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[12:14] ---
You're acting pathetic, Keroro!
[12:25] ---
I said, let's run away!
[12:27] ---
This is bad...
[12:31] ---
Come on, everyone...
[12:36] ---
Finally made it!
[12:38] ---
Huh, what?!
[12:40] ---
Sorry we're so late!
[12:43] ---
Princess Momocchi!
[12:46] ---
Red daruma-san!
[12:47] ---
Hero!
[12:49] ---
O-natsu!
[12:49] ---
Master Fuyukichi!
[12:51] ---
It has been some time, sir!
[13:06] ---
Everyone!
[13:07] ---
We must have remembered our clans' callings,
engraved in the memories of your past lives!
[13:14] ---
Then... now, we will bring
the legend back to life!
[13:19] ---
Come on! Isn't the
ancient weapon ready yet?!
[13:22] ---
Hurry it up!
[13:26] ---
No!
[13:36] ---
Look out!
[13:45] ---
Gero!
[13:57] ---
Wow!
[13:58] ---
It is amazing!
[13:59] ---
A robot?!
[14:01] ---
It's here!
[14:02] ---
S-So this is...
[14:04] ---
...the true form of the
legendary weapon, sir!
[14:09] ---
Finally...
[14:10] ---
...it's back!
[14:12] ---
Let's go, sir!
[14:14] ---
Yeah!
[14:50] ---
Take this!
[14:52] ---
Nin!
[15:10] ---
This is bad!
[15:11] ---
Argh... Oh?!
SIGN Ultimate Move
[15:14] ---
What's this?!
SIGN Execute
[15:20] ---
Gero!
[15:24] ---
Keroro! What did you do?!
[15:26] ---
Commander-dono!
[15:27] ---
Ah, I just, uh...
[15:30] ---
Gero?!
[15:44] ---
Whoooooa!
[15:59] ---
Th-This is...
[16:01] ---
What's going on?
[16:02] ---
What an amazing sword!
[16:04] ---
Commander-dono!
[16:05] ---
We must push straight forward!
[16:07] ---
Okay!
[16:07] ---
Kekkero-kun!
[16:09] ---
Professor!
[16:10] ---
This sword is a weapon that cuts spacetime!
[16:12] ---
Cuts spacetime?
[16:13] ---
Mochicourse!
[16:15] ---
It creates a tear in spacetime, which you
can push into, taking the enemy with you whole!
[16:19] ---
Truly an ultimate weapon!
[16:21] ---
If you use this, we'll be sent
to who-knows-where-*and-*when!
[16:25] ---
Wh-Whaaat?!
[16:28] ---
We'll be sent to an entirely
different part of spacetime?!
[16:30] ---
Then we will be unable
to get back to Pekopon!
[16:33] ---
However... if we do not defeat
Nanamata-no-Orochi here...
[16:36] ---
Your call, commander!
[16:44] ---
The Keroro Platoon will now
[16:46] ---
drive Nanamata-no-Orochi into
the far reaches of spacetime!
[16:51] ---
Roger!
[16:52] ---
Understood!
[16:53] ---
Okay!
[16:54] ---
Gotcha!
[16:56] ---
Keroro Platoon...
[16:58] ---
Here we go, sir!
[17:27] ---
Everyone... I'm sorry, sir.
[17:30] ---
It's fine.
[17:31] ---
Everywhere is paradise
with you, Mr. Sergeant!
[17:34] ---
Your decision was the correct one,
my honorable leader!
[17:37] ---
Acting all cool.
[17:39] ---
I've been blessed with
great subordinates, sir.
[17:43] ---
Gero?
[17:44] ---
Once we cross that, we won't be able
to get back to our original spacetime.
[17:48] ---
I see, sir...
[17:50] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[17:51] ---
Lady Natsumi...
[17:53] ---
Lady Mom...
[17:57] ---
Master Fuyukichi?
[17:59] ---
O-natsu?
[18:02] ---
Princess Momocchi?
[18:05] ---
Mutsuzo...
[18:08] ---
Yukino-dono?
[18:21] ---
This is...
[18:22] ---
We are back!
[18:25] ---
That's...!
[18:31] ---
They saved us, sir?!
[18:34] ---
Thank you, sir!
[18:40] ---
I wonder where Nanamata-no-Orochi
and Musha Robo went, sir?
[18:45] ---
It looks like they went to the
Ran Star of the distant past.
[18:47] ---
What?!
[18:48] ---
So, they were merely sent
to this planet's past?
[18:52] ---
No worries.
[18:53] ---
I bet Nanamata-no-Orochi
was sealed there,
[18:56] ---
and Musha Robo went back
to the five crystals,
[18:58] ---
and they became a legend
sleeping in the Ran Star.
[19:02] ---
Gero...
[19:04] ---
Then the ancient legendary weapon...
[19:07] ---
...if you follow the origin...
[19:08] ---
...was something we sent
into the past ourselves, sir?
[19:15] ---
The loveliness doth strike me.
[19:16] ---
Surely God hath bequeathed this to us.
[19:21] ---
This shall be a family treasure,
to be passed down for generations.
[19:26] ---
Oh?
[19:28] ---
In the scattering of a flower, a star shape
hath appeared on Mount Red Fuji.
[19:33] ---
Then...
[19:34] ---
Fuyukichi-dono, O-natsu-dono,
and all of you...
[19:37] ---
You were all the descendants of the
guardians of the ancient legendary weapon?
[19:41] ---
That is so.
[19:42] ---
By the power of those crystals,
[19:44] ---
the memories of our distant
forefathers were awakened in us.
[19:47] ---
I wonder if there are even more
Keronian friends of ours
[19:49] ---
somewhere on this planet?
[19:52] ---
And not just on this planet!
[19:54] ---
There might be friends of ours
on other planets, too!
[19:58] ---
Thanks to you, Musha Viper is gone,
[20:00] ---
and peace has returned to the Ran Star!
[20:02] ---
The roles of our clans are over, too!
[20:05] ---
Yukino-dono...
[20:06] ---
From now on, I think we'll all join forces
[20:09] ---
to make our planet a much,
much more peaceful place!
[20:13] ---
What are you all going to do?
[20:15] ---
This is mission complete for us, ma'am.
[20:18] ---
We'll be saying goodbye
to this planet now, ma'am.
[20:21] ---
Red daruma-san, are you going home, too?
[20:23] ---
Y-Yeah.
[20:25] ---
We have our own mission,
the invasion of Pekopon.
[20:28] ---
I hope that Pekopon planet finds peace, too!
[20:31] ---
W-Well, yeah.
[20:33] ---
Don't catch their weird accent.
[20:35] ---
Princess Momocchi! Stay healthy!
[20:38] ---
I shall!
[20:39] ---
You keep well, too, Kululu.
[20:40] ---
Yeah, you too.
[20:42] ---
Click!
[20:54] ---
Still...
[20:55] ---
Though we did defeat the
seven Musha Viper brothers,
[20:58] ---
in the end, we were unable to
recover the ancient weapon.
[21:01] ---
Can we really call this mission complete?
[21:04] ---
I think you'll find the guys at
HQ knew this was going to happen.
[21:08] ---
In any event,
[21:09] ---
without our efforts,
[21:11] ---
the ancient weapon would
never even have exi—
[21:14] ---
I wanna get back to Pekopon
and build Gundam models!
[21:15] ---
Listen to me, Keroro-kun!
[21:19] ---
Ahh... Doroboat-senpai
has become even more invisible.
[21:22] ---
You are so mean!
SIGN 5
[21:25] ---
So!
[21:26] ---
For now, that brings Musha Kero to
a safe conclusion, great sir!
SIGN Complete
[21:31] ---
Well, come on, guys,
we're all going back home!
[21:34] ---
Yeah...
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:55] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:55] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
Space Detective 556 here!
[23:09] ---
Just as the rumors indicated,
[23:11] ---
it seems that the ratings
do go up when I appear!
[23:14] ---
Then it is only a matter of time before the
program becomes "Anime: Space Detective 556!"
[23:20] ---
Cheer me on!
[23:22] ---
Never mind that! It'll be
Keroro Gunsou next time, too!
SIGN Gundam models
[23:26] ---
"556 and 5884, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E251 - 556 and 5884, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
SIGN Please take what you want. Illegal dumping prohibited!
[01:31] ---
That day, Space Detective 556
[01:34] ---
was carrying out his daily patrol.
[01:41] ---
I got a storage unit!
[01:52] ---
556 and 5884, Sir!
[01:59] ---
I'm back, brother!
[02:00] ---
Oh, Lavie! Welcome!
[02:02] ---
So you found another storage unit?
SIGN Paycheck
[02:06] ---
This is my 556th one.
[02:08] ---
In other words... it is the
556 Commemorative Version!
[02:20] ---
Brother! Something's inside the storage unit!
[02:24] ---
What?!
[02:41] ---
Oh, my! How cute!
[02:45] ---
Sorry... Did I wake you?
[02:48] ---
The storage unit gave birth to it?!
[02:50] ---
Brother, I think you carried it back here
without noticing that it was inside...
[02:58] ---
What?!
[02:59] ---
You have some guts to pull the
wool over the eyes of 556!
[03:07] ---
Don't startle it!
[03:09] ---
So this storage unit was your home.
[03:14] ---
Don't worry.
[03:15] ---
We won't chase you out.
[03:20] ---
Brother! It must be lost!
[03:23] ---
What?!
[03:24] ---
Look at this ribbon.
[03:27] ---
Storage unit... Lost...
[03:31] ---
I see!
[03:32] ---
The situation is clear!
SIGN Evil
[03:33] ---
This is the pet of a princess
imprisoned by an evil empire!
[03:38] ---
It must have thought that I would
fight the empire of evil
[03:40] ---
and save the princess!
[03:42] ---
That is why it followed me!
[03:46] ---
All right... if that's how it is...
[03:48] ---
...I will save your owner without fail!
[03:57] ---
Let's not "save" her,
[03:59] ---
let's "find" her, Brother!
[04:03] ---
As for what Sergeant Keroro
was doing at this time...
SIGN 251st Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[04:08] ---
I have finally... finally found it, sir!
[04:13] ---
Are you talking about a super rare
Gundam model like Char's Rick Dom?
[04:17] ---
Heyheyhey!
[04:18] ---
Don't act like Gundam models
are all I ever think about!
[04:21] ---
Isn't that exactly the case?
[04:23] ---
What I found
[04:25] ---
is an item that we can use for
our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
SIGN 251st Keroro Platoon Pekopon Invasion Strategy Meeting
[04:28] ---
And that is this! Ta-da!
[04:30] ---
A monster?
[04:32] ---
It is an alien lifeform called "Eatoiladon"
that lives on Planet Gulf, sir!
[04:38] ---
I was peeking at the space shopping site
last night and found it by coincidence!
[04:42] ---
So we will have it eat
more and more of Pekopon's oil,
[04:45] ---
and stir up a huge panic?
[04:48] ---
Huh?
[04:49] ---
How did you figure that out?
[04:50] ---
It was in the name.
[04:52] ---
Pekopon's civilization is
fully dependent on oil.
[04:55] ---
We will be overturning that
at the most fundamental level,
[04:58] ---
so this might actually
be quite a good strategy!
[05:02] ---
Yassee, yassee?
[05:04] ---
That's why, the moment I saw it,
SIGN Click
[05:06] ---
I clicked the button!
[05:08] ---
Or, like, instant verdict?
SIGN Sold!
[05:10] ---
You're unbelievable...
[05:11] ---
Shouldn't you wait for us to agree
on it in this meeting first?
[05:15] ---
Yeah, really.
[05:17] ---
Or there is no point in having the meeting.
[05:20] ---
What, so you're gonna oppose it?!
[05:22] ---
After saying it was a good strategy?!
[05:27] ---
Yup. Yup.
[05:29] ---
Yeeeep?
[05:29] ---
Yuuuup.
[05:30] ---
What's up, Kukkulu-kun?
[05:32] ---
It's from the space shopping site.
[05:34] ---
The alien lifeform you ordered
[05:36] ---
arrived at the Pekopon
distribution center, apparently.
[05:39] ---
Yahoo!
[05:40] ---
When it arrives, we'll rip
the packaging right off,
[05:42] ---
and start our Pekopon
invasion operation, sir!
[05:45] ---
And then it escaped.
[05:51] ---
Who cares?
[05:53] ---
We planned to unleash it on Pekopon anyway.
[05:56] ---
But!
[05:58] ---
What about the "ding-dong!"
when the package arrives,
[06:00] ---
and the excitement of undoing the wrapping?!
[06:02] ---
Who gives a crap about that?!
[06:11] ---
Meanwhile, 556 was searching hard for
the owner of this cute little creature.
[06:18] ---
Not here!
SIGN Kissho Academy
SIGN Guitars
[06:32] ---
Not here!
SIGN Harumi Street Shopping District
[06:36] ---
We have a lost pet.
[06:39] ---
Does anyone know who owns it?
[06:42] ---
Lavie-san.
[06:44] ---
What are you doing?
[06:46] ---
U-Umm...
SIGN We have a lost pet.
Cute ->
If you have any information,
contact 556 at Motanasou
[06:48] ---
We're looking for its owner.
[06:51] ---
This is...
[06:53] ---
It's not a cat... It's not a dog...
[06:56] ---
Could these be wings?
[06:59] ---
Yes. It had little wings.
[07:02] ---
What is this animal called on Pekopon?
[07:06] ---
I'm sorry for not knowing anything.
[07:08] ---
It's got wings, even though it's not a bird.
[07:12] ---
This animal isn't from Earth!
[07:14] ---
What?! I-It's not?!
[07:18] ---
And so they searched for the owner
in the Alien Quarter, too, but...
SIGN Supports digital TV
[07:28] ---
I... I'm sorry...
[07:33] ---
As expected, not a single clue found.
[07:42] ---
We couldn't find the owner
in the end, Brother.
[07:48] ---
Brother...
[07:50] ---
What will we do now?
[07:52] ---
Lavie.
[07:53] ---
I love three-shelf storage units!
[07:55] ---
I know that, but...
[07:58] ---
The simple design...
[07:59] ---
The slightly bright coloring...
[08:01] ---
And most importantly... the way they always
come in handy, no matter what the situation!
[08:07] ---
Brother... What are you talking about?
[08:10] ---
This little one, who chose a storage unit
as his den, seems like something special.
[08:15] ---
What's more, this box was a
556 Commemorative Version.
[08:19] ---
Don't you feel like this is fate? Lavie!
[08:23] ---
Fate...
[08:25] ---
You!
[08:27] ---
Will you live with us?!
[08:31] ---
Brother?!
[08:33] ---
However...
[08:34] ---
We cannot allow you to live with us for free.
[08:39] ---
You will work hard for me,
Space Detective 556, as my assistant!
[08:45] ---
Okay! Then it's settled!
[08:47] ---
I look forward to working with you, partner!
[08:53] ---
This guy!
[08:55] ---
In that case, Brother...
we have to give it a name!
[08:59] ---
Ohh! You're right!
SIGN 556
SIGN Lavie
[09:02] ---
I am 556, and my little sister is Lavie.
[09:04] ---
So my assistant...
SIGN Kobayashi
[09:07] ---
...naturally, must be called Kobayashi!
[09:09] ---
Huh? Why?
[09:11] ---
Right, it's decided!
[09:13] ---
Your name will be 5884 (Ko-ba-ya-shi)!
SIGN 5884 (Kobayashi)
[09:18] ---
Isn't that nice, 5884-kun?!
[09:25] ---
In any case, 556's new assistant,
[09:28] ---
5884, was born!
[09:31] ---
Continued in the second half!
[09:38] ---
Here we go, 5884!
[09:40] ---
The mysterious creature 5884
which became 556's assistant...
[09:45] ---
...underwent strict training after that...
[09:49] ---
...or not.
[09:52] ---
The water is nice and warm, isn't it, 5884?
[09:58] ---
Brother... doesn't 5884 have to train?
[10:02] ---
It's cold outside, you see.
[10:03] ---
It will be bad if 5884 catches a cold!
[10:11] ---
Ding ding ding ding ding!
[10:13] ---
It's almost been three minutes!
[10:19] ---
Mm! Tasty!
[10:21] ---
Now, 5884! You eat, too!
[10:23] ---
Please don't try that at home, kids.
[10:28] ---
You don't want any?
[10:29] ---
But it is a rare treat!
[10:38] ---
So that is your favorite food?
[10:43] ---
You would... give some to me, as well?
[10:47] ---
If that's what we're doing,
then I'll gladly accept!
[10:54] ---
Don't, brother!
SIGN Weather News Tomorrow's Weather
SIGN Cheer Cheer Cheer
SIGN Thoroughly Investigated! 100 years since the great Tunguska explosion!
[11:00] ---
That's strange, sir.
[11:02] ---
Where's the news that a
monster is wreaking havoc?
[11:04] ---
That the oil has suddenly
started to run out?
[11:05] ---
There should be something!
[11:08] ---
Maybe there's been a broadcast
restriction placed on it?
[11:11] ---
It is a crisis for Pekopon, after all.
[11:14] ---
Maybe he went back into space?
[11:17] ---
Hey, Sarge,
[11:19] ---
do you know anything about this?
SIGN We have a lost pet.
Cute ->
If you have any information,
contact 556 at Motanasou
[11:22] ---
No... I don't know anything about it, sir.
[11:24] ---
You don't?
[11:26] ---
I'm pretty sure it's an alien lifeform.
[11:29] ---
Alien lifeform...
[11:31] ---
Could... that be...
SIGN Alien Lifeform
[11:37] ---
In terms of impression,
it is totally different, but...
[11:40] ---
If you turned that monster
into something cute,
[11:42] ---
I could see it looking something like this...
[11:44] ---
Looks like it uses a control ribbon.
[11:47] ---
A control ribbon? What's that?
[11:50] ---
It's a little ribbon which, when it's tied on,
[11:52] ---
turns a monster-type lifeform
[11:54] ---
into a cute little pet.
[11:57] ---
Then there're no worries about it going on a
rampage, and it makes it easier to transport.
[12:01] ---
What are you all talking about?
[12:03] ---
You do know something, don't you?
[12:05] ---
No, no! We really don't, sir!
[12:08] ---
That aside, Master Fuyuki...
[12:11] ---
Where did you get this flier?
[12:13] ---
I got it from Lavie-san.
[12:15] ---
She and 556-san seemed to be
looking for its owner.
[12:19] ---
556, huh...
[12:21] ---
Gerori.
[12:26] ---
5884! Here we go!
SIGN Adhesion
[12:28] ---
Adhesion!
[12:51] ---
Sorry, sorry.
[12:53] ---
Looks like it was a bit much for you.
[12:58] ---
What's this? It's you, Keroro!
[13:00] ---
556.
[13:01] ---
You will hand that thing over to us.
[13:04] ---
"That thing"?
[13:06] ---
Do you mean 5884?
[13:07] ---
You're calling it "Kobayashi"?
[13:10] ---
Well, whatever.
[13:11] ---
I special-ordered that thing
for Pekopon invasion use.
[13:14] ---
It ran away at the distribution
center mid-delivery.
[13:18] ---
For the Pekopon... invasion?
[13:21] ---
So... give it back?
[13:23] ---
And what if... I refuse?
[13:25] ---
Do you want to make me say...
I will take it by force?
[13:29] ---
Exactly!
[13:32] ---
Gero!
[13:36] ---
5884 is my partner!
[13:38] ---
I will not let him fall into
the hands of you invaders!
[13:41] ---
What will we do, Mr. Sergeant?
[13:43] ---
If we just take that ribbon off,
[13:46] ---
he'll turn back to his
intended form of an Eatoiladon.
[13:50] ---
So, Giroro! Tamama!
[13:51] ---
Follow me, sir!
[13:53] ---
Roger!
[13:54] ---
5884!
[13:55] ---
I will hold them off!
[13:56] ---
Run away quickly!
[13:58] ---
Quickly!
[14:00] ---
Laser sword!
[14:07] ---
Just doing my job!
[14:12] ---
Tamama! Now, sir!
[14:14] ---
A little further farther fatter farter!
[14:17] ---
Gotcha!
[14:21] ---
5884!
[14:33] ---
5-5884...
[14:38] ---
Gero gero gero!
[14:40] ---
Our Pekopon invasion operation
has activated, sir!
[14:50] ---
Wait, 5884!
[14:52] ---
You are an ally of justice!
[14:53] ---
You must not become a pawn of evil!
SIGN Saturdays
Sundays
Holidays
2 yen off
per liter
SIGN Saturdays
Sundays
Holidays
2 yen off
per liter
[15:09] ---
Tch. Now I've gotta erase the
Pekoponians' memories again.
SIGN Saturdays
Sundays
Holidays
2 yen off
per liter
[15:15] ---
He's drinking, he's drinking.
[15:16] ---
Looking at it like this,
[15:17] ---
this is a pretty dirty operation.
[15:20] ---
That is what invasion is! What it should be!
[15:30] ---
Huh?
[15:31] ---
What happened all of a sudden?
[15:32] ---
Let's follow him!
[15:37] ---
Hm?
[15:38] ---
I feel like I've seen this place before...
[15:41] ---
This is our base!
[15:46] ---
Gero!
[15:48] ---
Please, anything but that!
[15:50] ---
Plastic does come from oil
originally, after all.
[15:54] ---
Wha?! That counts?!
[15:56] ---
I'll never let you!
[16:01] ---
Gero!
[16:05] ---
It is enjoying the taste!
[16:10] ---
Yeah, 'cause modern guns
use a ton of plastic parts.
[16:19] ---
M-My treasures...
SIGN Empty
[16:30] ---
I can't believe... that little thing...
was such a monster...
[16:34] ---
Lavie. That is wrong!
[16:39] ---
He is no monster.
[16:42] ---
He is... 5884 is... my partner!
[16:46] ---
Brother!
[16:47] ---
Let's go, Lavie!
[16:48] ---
Yes!
SIGN Emergency Situation! Eatoiladon Task Force
[16:52] ---
G-Gundam models...
[16:54] ---
M-My...
SIGN Gundam models
[16:54] ---
Good grief!
[16:55] ---
You brought this on yourself, you know!
[16:58] ---
Target acquired!
[16:59] ---
Displaying estimated route on the monitor!
SIGN Hinata House
[17:06] ---
What's over there?
[17:08] ---
Th-The Gundam factory...
[17:12] ---
Looks like it's got a taste
for Gundam models.
[17:17] ---
Things have gone super south, sir!
[17:19] ---
I can't believe he's going for my
holy land, the Gundam model factory!
[17:22] ---
That son of a...!
SIGN Rage
[17:24] ---
He'll never get away with this, sir!
[17:27] ---
Everyone, move out immediately!
[17:28] ---
We'll exterminate Eatoiladon, sir!
[17:32] ---
You're the one who ordered him, stupid!
[17:35] ---
Don't be picky!
[17:36] ---
The issue is what to do
about this situation, sir!
[17:39] ---
I'll stop him, even if I
have to do it on my own, sir!
[17:42] ---
Hey! Keroro!
[17:43] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[17:45] ---
Or, like, debate pointless?
[17:51] ---
My treasures have been devoured...
[17:51] [SONG] ---
Burn! Keroro!
[17:54] ---
I cannot allow my holy factory
to fall as well, sir!
[17:54] [SONG] ---
F-I-G-H-T! Fight!
[17:57] [SONG] ---
Knock 'em out!
[17:58] ---
Even if it costs me my life,
[17:59] ---
I must stop him in his tracks, sir!
[18:02] [SONG] ---
Those colored by their dark ambitions
[18:04] ---
Keroro is on his way!
[18:05] [SONG] ---
Cannot be allowed to take Earth's peace.
[18:08] [SONG] ---
I can hear the voice of my heart
SIGN Gunpla
[18:11] [SONG] ---
Saying with love,
[18:13] [SONG] ---
"Love is invasion!"
[18:14] ---
I won't let you take another
step forwards, sir!
[18:15] [SONG] ---
Burn! Burn! Keroro...
[18:19] ---
Effortlessly repelled.
SIGN Gunpla
[18:26] ---
Wait, 5884!
[18:32] ---
5-556?
[18:34] ---
5884... you must stop!
[18:43] ---
5884!
[18:44] ---
Look at this storage unit!
[18:55] ---
We are two of a kind, two who ate
from the same storage unit!
[18:58] ---
We are partners!
[18:59] ---
What do you mean by becoming the invaders'
pawn and rampaging around like that?!
[20:01] ---
556! We're ready, sir!
[20:09] ---
Sure this thing is good enough?
[20:11] ---
It's the crappiest capsule I've ever built.
[20:15] ---
This is perfect, sir.
[20:21] ---
You can't live on Pekopon, 5884-kun.
[20:25] ---
I'm sorry.
[20:26] ---
5884!
[20:27] ---
Live with energy!
[20:33] ---
So their nests resemble
three-shelf storage units.
[20:37] ---
Bonds joined by storage units, huh, sir...
[20:40] ---
Okay, gonna launch.
[20:43] ---
Click!
[21:02] ---
Goodbye! 5884-kun!
[21:13] ---
Brother...
[21:20] ---
A new meeting, and a parting.
[21:22] ---
But the man who presses onwards
down the path of righteousness...
[21:25] ---
...has no time to indulge in sentimentality.
[21:27] ---
Don't cry, Space Detective 556!
[21:30] ---
Until the day you seize true peace!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
SIGN News Flash
[23:07] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN For the First Time Ever! An Anime That Will Definitely Not Flop!!
[23:09] ---
There has been an obvious downturn in
the number of monster movies recently.
[23:12] ---
Everyone was so hyped and excited
about them when I was a kid,
[23:14] ---
but now they're completely
for the die-hard fans.
[23:17] ---
Those are the times we live in!
So it's time for a big bang!
[23:20] ---
Won't someone please make a
stinking awesome monster movie?!
[23:24] ---
Never mind that!
SIGN Setting Forth for a Fourth Time!
[23:25] ---
Finally it's time for
some seasonal content!
SIGN For the Sake of Love...
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Let's Go to the Movies, Sir!"
[23:31] ---
It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E252 - Keroro: Let's Go to the Movies, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:31] ---
This is the entertainment quarter
for aliens, Space Yuurakuchou.
SIGN Space Yuurakuchou
SIGN Taiyaki
[01:35] ---
It sure gets lively on the weekend.
SIGN Captain Geroro 4 — Love's Yada-Yada —
[01:38] ---
Plus, today is the long-awaited opening
of the blockbuster Captain Geroro 4!
[01:44] ---
Ah, I've been waiting for this a long time!
[01:48] ---
Plus, it's really been ages since
I went to a movie on opening day.
[01:53] ---
Even so, to think they've built
such a large cineplex...
[01:56] ---
You're pretty familiar with
these cineplexes, right?
[02:02] ---
Keroro: Let's Go to the Movies, Sir!
SIGN News Flash
SIGN News Flash: Captain Geroro 4 — Love's Yada-Yada —
[02:20] ---
Setting forth for a fourth time!
SIGN Setting Forth for a Fourth Time!
[02:22] ---
For the sake of love...
SIGN For the Sake of Love...
SIGN Grand Scale!
[02:27] ---
Grand scale!
SIGN Super-Intense!!
[02:31] ---
Super-intense!
[02:32] ---
Moriri!
[02:34] ---
K-Kiroro...
[02:36] ---
And, love and peace...
SIGN And, Love and Peace...
SIGN For the First Time Ever! An Anime That Will Definitely Not Flop!!
[02:42] ---
For the first time ever!
[02:43] ---
An anime that will blow your mind!!
SIGN Captain Geroro 4 — Love's Yada-Yada —
[02:47] ---
Captain Geroro 4!
[02:49] ---
Love's Yada-Yada!
[02:50] ---
Screening now with no sign
of it being a flop!
SIGN All Viewers in this Theater Will Receive a Glow in the Dark Captain Geroro Eraser!!
[02:54] ---
All viewers in this theater will receive
SIGN All Viewers in this Theater Will Receive a Glow in the Dark Captain Geroro Eraser!!
[02:58] ---
a glow in the dark Captain Geroro eraser!
[03:01] ---
We're all waiting!
[03:03] ---
Lately I've just been watching DVDs,
[03:06] ---
but movies really should be
seen in a movie theater,
[03:09] ---
to enjoy the impact of the
high volume on a big screen!
[03:12] ---
Welcome.
[03:14] ---
Which movie are you here to see today?
[03:16] ---
What else?
[03:18] ---
The blockbuster Captain Geroro 4,
which is opening today!
[03:22] ---
Certainly.
[03:24] ---
The next showing from now will be...
[03:27] ---
...the Andromedan dubbed version.
Do you mind that?
[03:30] ---
Gero!
[03:31] ---
It's a dubbed version?
[03:33] ---
I'd rather not...
[03:34] ---
There's also the version subtitled
in Leo L77 cloud script.
[03:40] ---
Wow, cineplexes have such
a variety of versions.
[03:43] ---
It's so hard to decide.
[03:45] ---
There's also the Pekoponian
original-voice version.
SIGN Effort
[03:48] ---
Gero?
[03:49] ---
That'll be fine!
[03:50] ---
Tell me that first!
[03:52] ---
Certainly.
[03:53] ---
Now, about your seat.
[03:56] ---
My seat?
[03:57] ---
That's right.
[03:58] ---
All seats are assigned at cineplexes.
[04:00] ---
Huh...
[04:02] ---
Thanks for your patience.
[04:03] ---
I have found you
seat number CHE79915465G.
[04:10] ---
Huh?
[04:10] ---
There's also HTTP@WWW.92546587ABE987.
[04:17] ---
Or CDE98768452ZFGH385.
[04:21] ---
Or you could have IJK892BCD...
[04:25] ---
Gero!
[04:26] ---
Which seat would you prefer?
[04:28] ---
Um, well, you see...
[04:30] ---
...none of those numbers ring a bell...
[04:33] ---
In other words, what area
are they located in?
[04:36] ---
BXNPP-UpUpDownDownLeftRight
CircleXTriangle7788AB—
[04:40] ---
Even hearing all those nonsense
symbols, I still have no idea!
[04:44] ---
Geez! Here, here!
[04:46] ---
This seat will do!
[04:47] ---
Oh, that'll be E3.
[04:49] ---
Gero...
[04:53] ---
And so...
[04:54] ---
...though the Sergeant
got the seat he wanted...
[04:57] ---
Wh-Why?
[05:00] ---
Why am I hemmed in on both sides?
[05:03] ---
Plus, it's pretty empty for opening day.
[05:06] ---
Wonder if Captain Geroro's
popularity is on the wane?
[05:09] ---
Nevertheless...
[05:14] ---
They know each other?
[05:16] ---
Uh, say...
[05:18] ---
We could switch seats, if you like?
[05:20] ---
Friends really should sit next to each other.
[05:27] ---
Uh, no! Wait!
[05:28] ---
Never mind!
[05:32] ---
Gero!
[05:33] ---
What's with these people?
[05:35] ---
Well, whatever.
[05:36] ---
I'll manage if I move to a different seat.
[05:40] ---
Oopsy-frogsy...
[05:43] ---
Notice to all customers:
[05:45] ---
Please refrain from recklessly changing seats
[05:48] ---
or behaving in a manner
bothersome to other customers.
[05:51] ---
We ask that you please remain
seated in your assigned seat.
[05:57] ---
Uh... there aren't any other customers.
[06:01] ---
Space is vast.
[06:03] ---
Incredibly vast.
[06:05] ---
It has neither water nor air.
SIGN Captain Geroro 4 — Love's Yada-Yada —
[06:10] ---
It's started!
[06:12] ---
I'll just focus on watching the movie!
[06:19] ---
Enemy ships have warped out! 20 of them!
[06:25] ---
Hit to Engineering!
[06:26] ---
Damage to starboard catapult!
[06:28] ---
Serious damage to Bridge Number 3!
[06:29] ---
Captain!
[06:30] ---
We must break through this area,
no matter what it takes!
[06:33] ---
But we've been completely
hemmed in on both sides!
[06:37] ---
Me, too!
[06:38] ---
I'm also hemmed in on both sides.
[06:45] ---
Gentlemen of the Gamato.
[06:47] ---
I am happy to meet you again,
after all this time.
[06:51] ---
President Gamimi! You were alive?!
[06:53] ---
My Gamimi Army has already
subdued Planet Gerogandar here.
[06:58] ---
What was that?!
[06:59] ---
Planet Gerogandar has been subdued?!
[07:02] ---
My domain has also been
completely subdued.
SIGN One Hour Later
SIGN The End
[07:12] ---
Thanks much!
[07:13] ---
Oh, it seems to have ended.
[07:13] ---
Thanks much.
[07:15] ---
Please come again!
[07:17] ---
Thanks much!
[07:18] ---
Please come again.
[07:20] ---
Say, how was the movie?
[07:24] ---
I couldn't focus on the movie at all.
[07:28] ---
I don't feel like I saw it at all.
[07:30] ---
I'll rewatch it when the DVD's out.
[07:33] ---
Thanks much!
[07:36] ---
Sheesh, honestly!
[07:38] ---
On second thought, movies
should be watched on DVD
[07:41] ---
while eating snacks
in your comfortable room.
SIGN Unbalance Q
[07:45] ---
With a "Kero," to home I go!
[07:49] ---
What's that?
[07:58] ---
There was a movie theater back here?
[08:01] ---
Even so...
[08:03] ---
...it has a rather seasoned feel to it.
[08:07] ---
Huh...
[08:10] ---
You don't really see movie theaters
like this much anymore, right?
[08:14] ---
Somehow, it's got me feeling nostalgic.
[08:17] ---
Welcome.
[08:19] ---
Uh, no, I'm...
[08:21] ---
The movie's just about to start.
[08:23] ---
Please watch it, if you like.
[08:26] ---
It's a revival screening of a monster movie.
SIGN All Space Monsters Advance
[08:30] ---
This movie...
SIGN Color Film
[08:32] ---
...is one I watched ages and ages ago.
[08:41] ---
Gero...
[08:42] ---
I've seen this movie dozens of times already.
[08:46] ---
And said that dozens of times, too.
[08:49] ---
This scent...
[08:50] ---
This lead actor died not long ago.
[08:54] ---
What a shame.
[08:55] ---
This atmosphere...
[08:57] ---
The bold camera-work and editing
techniques are symbolic of the decade.
[09:02] ---
Yes!
[09:03] ---
Now this is a movie theater!
[09:08] ---
Oof!
[09:10] ---
I can sit in any empty seat I like.
[09:13] ---
To think such a natural thing
would make me so happy!
[09:16] ---
The screening will now begin.
[09:19] ---
Please enjoy it to the end.
[09:28] ---
Somehow I'm getting incredibly excited!
[09:31] ---
I was wrong.
[09:34] ---
A movie really should be seen in a theater!
SIGN
SIGN All Space Monsters Advance
[09:46] ---
Little missy, la-lala-lala...
[09:50] ---
La-lala-lalala—
[09:52] ---
Ah! What's that?!
[09:58] ---
It's Volcano Monster Gagara!
[10:01] ---
Ah! Over there, too!
[10:07] ---
It's Subterranean Monster Doriri!
SIGN Munch Crunch Munch Crunch
SIGN Munch Munch Crunch
SIGN Space Gal
SIGN Psssht!
SIGN Rattle-Rattle-Rattle
SIGN Ah-choo!
SIGN Snort!
SIGN Paff!
[10:18] ---
Dear oh dear!
SIGN Crackle-Crackle
Gulp-Gulp
Clatter
Clatter
SIGN Rattle-Rattle
Chomp-Chomp
Chatter-Chatter
SIGN Squee!
SIGN Rrrrip
[10:21] ---
Strike my previous remarks.
[10:23] ---
On third thought, movies...
[10:25] ---
...are best watched on DVD
in a comfortable room!
SIGN Cheer-Cheer
Munch-Munch
Crunch-Crunch
Chatter-Chatter
SIGN Roarrr
SIGN Roarrr
SIGN Roarrr
SIGN Roarrr
[10:43] ---
You're snoring too loud!
[10:49] ---
You startled me!
SIGN Ha ha ha ha ha!
[10:53] ---
Grrrr!
[10:54] ---
Go, go!
[10:55] ---
Get 'em! Hit 'em good!
[10:57] ---
Nice, nice!
[10:59] ---
Ge! Gero! Gah!
[11:02] ---
Hey, hey!
[11:03] ---
Could you not kick my seat?
[11:05] ---
Oops, that was naughty. Sorry, sonny boy.
[11:09] ---
Honestly!
[11:13] ---
Classic!
[11:13] ---
What? There was a funny scene?
[11:15] ---
They put gags in a monster movie?!
[11:21] ---
I missed the funny scene!
[11:25] ---
Gero?
[11:26] ---
What?
[11:26] ---
Why'd it stop?
[11:29] ---
Why are the lights going on?
[11:31] ---
So, though the screening is not yet over,
[11:33] ---
we will now take a brief intermission.
[11:37] ---
Intermission?
[11:42] ---
Now wait a minute!
[11:43] ---
What do you mean, intermission?!
[11:46] ---
This isn't that long a movie, right?!
[11:48] ---
Oh, I really am terribly sorry.
[11:51] ---
Truth is, the reel for the next part
hasn't been delivered yet.
[11:55] ---
Gero?
[11:56] ---
The reel? Hasn't been delivered?
What's that mean?
[12:00] ---
The truth is, there was a mistake when
the film for this movie was borrowed,
[12:05] ---
and the very last reel ended up missing.
[12:10] ---
Right, movie theaters long ago
used two projectors,
SIGN First Reel
SIGN Second Reel
[12:14] ---
to show the several reels
of the film in order.
SIGN Third Reel
[12:18] ---
But, please don't worry.
[12:20] ---
My grandson is headed this way
with the reel right now.
[12:26] ---
Is that so?
[12:28] ---
If that's the case,
then I guess it can't be helped.
[12:31] ---
Hey, manager!
[12:33] ---
When's the next reel going
to be delivered?
[12:36] ---
Right, well you see,
[12:38] ---
I think it should be here after 20 hours,
[12:42] ---
so if you could,
please wait patiently, everyone.
[12:45] ---
Twenty hours!
[12:46] ---
Sleep and wait, huh?
[12:47] ---
Gero...
[12:49] ---
Twenty hours, you say?
[12:50] ---
Yes.
[12:51] ---
Please use the time however you like,
[12:54] ---
such as visiting the bathroom.
[12:57] ---
Come on!
[12:59] ---
Who takes twenty hours
for a bathroom break?!
[13:02] ---
What a long time on the toilet!
[13:04] ---
And hey, why it is taking
twenty whole hours anyway?!
[13:07] ---
Honestly, give us a break!
[13:07] ---
He's transporting it from
some faraway planet.
[13:09] ---
I don't have the patience for this!
[13:13] ---
Getting impatient won't
change the ending, ya know.
[13:16] ---
Well, guess we'll wait patiently.
[13:19] ---
Would you like to eat something, dear?
[13:22] ---
Nah, just let me take a nap.
[13:25] ---
Good thing I brought the paper.
[13:29] ---
I can't! I can't wait!
[13:31] ---
I can't wait a whole twenty hours!
[13:33] ---
Even if you say so...
[13:36] ---
After watching this far, why won't
you let me see the last scene of it?!
[13:40] ---
And besides, what happened in the
last scene of that movie, anyway?
[13:44] ---
You worry about the ending,
since you've seen it partway through.
[13:48] ---
It's no use.
[13:49] ---
I must have seen it,
but I can't remember it at all.
[13:52] ---
Plus, this hasn't come out on DVD.
[13:55] ---
Aah! I definitely want to see it!
[13:59] ---
There is but one way to
overcome this situation!
[14:03] ---
Manager, sir!
[14:04] ---
Where is the last reel right now?
[14:07] ---
Huh? He contacted me from
near Saturn not long ago.
[14:13] ---
I'll go get it, sir!
[14:16] ---
Go get it?
[14:22] ---
What's going on here?!
[14:23] ---
I am afraid I do not know!
[14:26] ---
Or, like, urgent dispatch?
[14:28] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[14:29] ---
No time to explain!
[14:31] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu!
[14:33] ---
Open the hatch, sir!
[14:34] ---
Sure thing!
[14:35] ---
Click!
[14:39] ---
Keroro, taking off!
[14:46] ---
For the commander to
sally forth personally,
[14:47] ---
it must be an extraordinary matter!
[14:52] ---
In thirty seconds,
I will enter a series of warps.
[14:55] ---
Hey hey, serial warps in that
sort of craft will be rough.
[14:59] ---
I'm aware of that!
[15:01] ---
Right now, I don't have a moment to lose!
[15:04] ---
What's come over Uncle?
[15:06] ---
I don't know.
[15:07] ---
But, the fact that it's a state
of emergency is quite clear.
[15:14] ---
Serial warps!
SIGN Mars
SIGN Asteroid Belt
[15:28] ---
Serial warps really are rough!
SIGN Jupiter
[15:33] ---
Last one!
[15:34] ---
Big warp!
[15:46] ---
He should be around here...
[15:53] ---
I found him!
[15:56] ---
Young man!
[15:57] ---
Keep a tight hold on that reel!
[16:00] ---
Serial warping to Pekopon!
SIGN Saturn
SIGN Jupiter
SIGN Mars
SIGN Pekopon
[16:11] ---
Just one last push!
[16:14] ---
Entering the atmosphere!
[16:18] ---
Please...
[16:19] ---
Hold on...
[16:27] ---
Keroro!
[16:27] ---
Answer me! Keroro!
[16:30] ---
Keroro here.
[16:32] ---
Uncle!
[16:32] ---
Keroro here.
[16:33] ---
Keroro!
[16:34] ---
Sergeant!
[16:34] ---
Safe return to Pekopon.
[16:36] ---
Commander!
[16:40] ---
Gero!
[16:43] ---
Mission was a success.
[16:46] ---
Keroro Platoon, withdrawing!
[16:49] ---
Commander, are you unharmed?
[16:51] ---
Well done, Keroro.
[16:52] ---
Great work!
[16:54] ---
By the way, what was the mission?
[16:57] ---
Well...
[16:58] ---
Now that you mention it...
[16:59] ---
We did not really know.
[17:01] ---
Or, like, secret action?
[17:04] ---
Is it that secret only for boys?
[17:10] ---
We're both old-timers, aren't we?
[17:12] ---
I'm back!
[17:14] ---
I got the last reel!
[17:16] ---
Huh? A-Already?
[17:18] ---
Here, Grandpa!
[17:22] ---
Thank you.
[17:24] ---
Thank you very much.
[17:26] ---
You must be tired.
[17:27] ---
Oh, no, not at all!
[17:30] ---
Huh?
[17:35] ---
What? What's with the mood here?
[17:37] ---
Hey! Don't be like that,
after all the effort I went through!
[17:41] ---
Sheesh, what's your deal?!
[17:43] ---
I see...
[17:44] ---
It's finally the end, huh...
[17:47] ---
Gero?
[17:47] ---
The end?
[17:48] ---
What do you mean?
[17:50] ---
You see, the film we just brought
is the last one showing here.
[17:54] ---
At this movie theater.
[17:56] ---
Huh?
[17:57] ---
Um...
[17:59] ---
Then, this movie theater is...?
[18:01] ---
Lately, it seems more and more people have
been watching movies on DVD and such,
[18:06] ---
and they built such a large
cineplex nearby, too.
[18:10] ---
There might no longer be any purpose
[18:13] ---
for a small movie theater like ours.
[18:19] ---
Gero...
[18:20] ---
And not knowing that, I...
[18:22] ---
Don't let it bother you, Keronian.
[18:24] ---
Well, we did want to keep basking
in the last warm glow, I guess.
[18:29] ---
Yeah, just a bit.
[18:32] ---
Gero...
[18:36] ---
All right! Watch it with us, Keronian!
[18:38] ---
Yes, sir!
[18:54] ---
I remember now.
SIGN
SIGN All Space Monsters Advance
[18:58] ---
Father brought me to see this movie
when I was little.
SIGN
SIGN All Space Monsters Advance
[19:16] ---
But I drank too much soda,
and couldn't wait to use the bathroom.
[19:33] ---
So I ended up missing the last scene.
[19:39] ---
That reminds me,
the movie theater back then...
[19:46] ---
Nice!
[19:47] ---
Go, go! Wreck 'em!
[19:50] ---
...felt a lot like this one.
[20:00] ---
Gagara!
[20:01] ---
Thank you!
[20:05] ---
So this is what the last scene of this movie was like...
SIGN The End
[20:24] ---
What's come over you suddenly, stupid frog?
[20:27] ---
She's right, Sarge. Why are you suddenly
saying we should go to the movies?
[20:31] ---
You're up to something again, right?
[20:33] ---
No, just come!
[20:34] ---
I agree!
[20:36] ---
Isn't it enough to watch on DVD,
without going all the way to a theater?
[20:41] ---
Oh, no, no.
[20:42] ---
It'll be fun to all go see one in a theater
together for a change, I'm sure.
[20:46] ---
Or, like, playground outing?
[20:48] ---
Speaking of which, I haven't been to
a movie theater at all lately.
[20:52] ---
Okay!
[20:53] ---
Shall we all go to one?
[20:55] ---
Now you're talking!
[21:01] ---
It's this way!
[21:04] ---
Welcome.
[21:06] ---
Eight seats, starting at E3!
They're empty, right?
[21:10] ---
Certainly, sir.
SIGN Captain Geroro 4 — Love's Yada-Yada —
[21:15] ---
It's possible that,
while we weren't aware of it,
[21:18] ---
we've gotten too picky about
watching movies in comfort.
[21:23] ---
How about it?
[21:24] ---
Why don't you all try going to a movie
theater for the first time in a while?
[21:30] ---
Huh?
[21:31] ---
I kinda... need to go to the bathroom.
[21:33] ---
Shoot...
[21:34] ---
Again?!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
Long ago, a "phone" was pitch black,
heavy, and had a dial on it.
[23:14] ---
But now, it's a cell phone.
[23:16] ---
Natsumi and Fuyuki have ones, too.
Even though they're in middle school!
[23:20] ---
But never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Let's go, Buddy!
[23:23] ---
"Keroro: Super-Keroro, Sir!"
SIGN Takasaki Phone Book
Town Pages
[23:26] ---
"Keroro: Black Phone Investigator 66, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E253 - Keroro: Super-Keroro, Sir! / Keroro: Black Phone Investigator 66, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:33] ---
Have you ever thought this way?
[01:35] ---
This one's no good.
[01:35] ---
If only you were stronger,
[01:37] ---
you wouldn't lose to anyone.
[01:39] ---
This one, too?!
[01:41] ---
This one's no good, either!
[01:44] ---
Stupid frog!
[01:46] ---
Gero?!
[01:50] ---
That's the only Zeta Dangal
with a decent paint job!
[01:53] ---
It's your turn to clean!
[01:54] ---
Gero!
[01:55] ---
Who just abandoned everything?!
[01:57] ---
W-Well, a package suddenly came
for me, so I dropped everything...
[02:01] ---
That aside,
[02:02] ---
the package was a totally complete
new Dangal figure collection
[02:05] ---
that I bought on the Intergalactic Net,
SIGN Yiruma's Figure Collection Series
[02:08] ---
but they're all substandard
with lousy paint jobs!
SIGN Decent Figure
SIGN Figure with Bad Paint Job
[02:13] ---
I have to contact the manufacturer
right away and exchange them.
[02:17] ---
I don't care about that!
[02:19] ---
If you want this back, you'll
finish cleaning the house now!
[02:22] ---
Yes, ma'am!
[02:28] ---
I'm pathetic for acting subservient to her.
SIGN Pathetic
[02:32] ---
Back then...
[02:34] ---
If it were like "back then"...
[02:36] ---
"Back then" refers to a time
SIGN Currently
[02:38] ---
when the sergeant was incomparably
[02:40] ---
muscular and intelligent, a time
[02:42] ---
that he speaks of now
SIGN The Legendary "Back Then"
[02:44] ---
as if it were a legend.
[02:48] ---
That's right! "Back then"!
[02:49] ---
Back then!
[02:54] ---
Keroro: Super-Keroro, Sir!
[03:03] ---
Special gamma ray...
[03:05] ---
...fire!
[03:09] ---
The commander's body will become
what it was like back then.
[03:12] ---
In fact, it'll turn into a super "back then,"
[03:14] ---
surpassing what it was back then.
[03:17] ---
I-It hurts...
[03:19] ---
...but I feel it.
[03:20] ---
I definitely feel it!
[03:22] ---
Power is coursing through my body.
[03:26] ---
This way...
[03:28] ---
This way, I'll become...
[03:29] ---
...a souped-version of "back then"!
[03:37] ---
Huh?
[03:38] ---
I'm not.
[03:40] ---
What is this?
[03:41] ---
Looks like it failed.
[03:44] ---
Wh-What?!
[03:48] ---
It was just a waste of time.
[03:51] ---
Guess I'll just get the cleaning done
[03:53] ---
so she'll give me the Dangal figure back...
[03:58] ---
What is this?!
[04:03] ---
What the heck?!
[04:08] ---
Oh, my God!
[04:10] ---
So just when I thought my right leg
had become a souped-up version of back then,
[04:14] ---
it went back to normal!
[04:15] ---
What the heck is going on?!
SIGN Side Effect
[04:19] ---
It's a side effect
[04:20] ---
of the gamma ray.
[04:22] ---
Side effect...
[04:24] ---
Th-That sounds dangerous.
[04:25] ---
Nah, no worries, no worries.
[04:28] ---
Leave it alone
and it'll go away soon enough.
SIGN A Great Deal! B Course Improved Version Bargain
[04:30] ---
So there's actually a B course.
What d'ya think?
[04:34] ---
B course?
[04:35] ---
That's right!
[04:36] ---
That course is a value plan where you
put on an improved Pekoponian suit
[04:38] ---
and become an artificial
souped-up version of "back then."
[04:42] ---
No, no, I don't want that!
[04:44] ---
I'm not relying on any suit!
[04:47] ---
I wanna be a souped-up version
of "back then," inside and out!
[04:51] ---
Boring...
[04:53] ---
I don't like suits...
[04:54] ---
...but Mobile Suits are awesome!
[04:57] ---
I'll work on this a while and
then finish the cleaning.
[05:01] ---
Kero?
[05:07] ---
S-Side effect...
[05:10] ---
Ahhh...
[05:11] ---
After working up a sweat,
[05:13] ---
there's nothing better
than soaking in the tub.
[05:16] ---
This is bliss...
SIGN Left Leg (Keroro's)
[05:24] ---
I'm exhausted from the side effects...
[05:27] ---
...and hungry.
[05:29] ---
Cup noodles will get me back on track.
[05:33] ---
I'm sick of this!
[05:36] ---
I can't hold it!
[05:37] ---
I'm gonna spring a leak!
[05:41] ---
Gero!
[05:44] ---
I... I can't get in...
[05:47] ---
C-Can't hold it...
[05:49] ---
I can't hold it!
[05:53] ---
You rotten side effect...
[05:57] ---
Wait...
[05:58] ---
My right leg when I was cleaning the floor...
[06:00] ---
My right hand with the Gundam model...
[06:02] ---
My left leg when I was in the bath...
[06:04] ---
My right hand with the cup noodles...
[06:05] ---
And now my body...
[06:08] ---
Then maybe...
[06:10] ---
Maybe...
[06:15] ---
Yes! I figured it out!
[06:17] ---
If I can make all the
side effects manifest at once,
[06:20] ---
I'll become a perfect souped-up
version of "back then"!
[06:22] ---
And so far, it's working!
[06:24] ---
You are great, Mr. Sergeant!
[06:26] ---
Or, like, shocking event?
[06:28] ---
Private Tamama, Lady Mois!
[06:30] ---
Take me to the room of my
mortal enemy, Natsumigeddon!
[06:34] ---
Okay!
[06:35] ---
Or, like, commence battle?
[06:38] ---
Gero gero gero gerorincho macho!
[06:43] ---
You will make me fall in love with you!
[06:48] ---
Here, Uncle.
[06:54] ---
I-It's really hard to have all the
side effects going on at once.
[06:57] ---
But it'll be worth it...
[07:00] ---
...to teach Natsumigeddon a good lesson!
SIGN Crack
[07:05] ---
M-My back...
[07:07] ---
Are you okay?
[07:09] ---
You push!
[07:11] ---
P-Private Tamama!
[07:13] ---
Please push me slowly and carefully.
[07:15] ---
O-Okay!
[07:18] ---
When you shook the tub before,
I nearly peed on the floor.
SIGN Poem Maybe I'll share my secret
[07:23] ---
Maybe I'll share my secret with you.
[07:26] ---
In my dream, Saburo-senpai
and I went out for sushi.
[07:30] ---
And at the end...
[07:32] ---
I can't go on!
[07:33] ---
It's too embarrassing!
[07:39] ---
Wh-What is that?
[07:46] ---
S-Stupid frog?!
[07:49] ---
Hey! What are you doing?!
[07:50] ---
What am I doing?
[07:52] ---
Isn't it obvious?
[07:54] ---
I've become a souped-up
version of "back then"!
[07:58] ---
I have nothing to fear from
you now, Natsumigeddon!
[08:01] ---
What?!
[08:02] ---
Gero?
[08:07] ---
Here, Uncle!
[08:11] ---
Now, then...
[08:13] ---
How about giving it back to me?
[08:14] ---
Zeta Dangal!
[08:18] ---
G...
[08:19] ---
Gross!
[08:21] ---
Natsumi!
[08:22] ---
Dang it! Keroro!
[08:24] ---
Wait.
SIGN A Great Deal! B Course Improved Version Bargain
[08:28] ---
So, are you ready to give it back?
[08:31] ---
My Zeta Dangal!
[08:34] ---
F-Fine!
[08:36] ---
If you want this junk back
that badly... here!
[08:41] ---
Your compliance is acceptable.
SIGN Crushed
[08:45] ---
Crushed to smithereens!
SIGN to Smithereens
[08:46] ---
My Zeta Dangal!
[08:49] ---
Uncle, get ahold of yourself!
[08:50] ---
I've got ramen!
[08:51] ---
Do not move, you moron!
[08:55] ---
Now I'm gonna pay you back...
[08:58] ---
Gross!
[08:58] ---
...for the loss of my honor, my pride,
and my self-respect!
[09:09] ---
Sorry to keep you waiting, Natsumi.
[09:11] ---
G-Giroro?!
[09:13] ---
Maybe that getup
[09:15] ---
is the B course?
[09:16] ---
That's right.
[09:17] ---
Kululu made this improved
version of the Pekoponian suit.
[09:20] ---
Right now, just like you,
[09:22] ---
I'm pulsing with souped-up
power from back then.
SIGN Souped-up Power from Back Then
[09:25] ---
You can call me Iron Giroro!
SIGN Iron Giroro
[09:28] ---
I-Iron Giroro?!
[09:31] ---
From now on,
[09:32] ---
it's the iron age!
[09:36] ---
Don't...
[09:39] ---
I don't believe it...
[09:40] ---
Giroro...
[09:43] ---
Did you see that?
[09:44] ---
My real strength!
[09:46] ---
Right now, I am undefeated...
SIGN East
[09:48] ---
...in the East, West, South,
North, and Central areas!
SIGN West
SIGN South
SIGN North
SIGN Central
SIGN Undefeated
[09:52] ---
Super Keroro is burning red!
[09:58] ---
East and West!
[09:58] ---
South and North!
[09:59] ---
And central area, undefeated?
[10:01] ---
Super Keroro?!
[10:03] ---
I'm already absolutely invincible!
[10:06] ---
This is my perfect victory!
SIGN Perfect Victory
[10:08] ---
Gero gero!
[10:10] ---
Gero gerorinchomacho!
[10:12] ---
But in that instant...
SIGN Diagram
SIGN Thread of Tension
[10:14] ---
Confident of victory,
[10:15] ---
the sergeant's thread of tension was cut!
SIGN Snap
SIGN Diagram
SIGN Cold Cold Cold Cold
[10:19] ---
Also,
[10:19] ---
the now-cold bath water...
[10:23] ---
That's cold!
[10:26] ---
The cup noodles...
[10:27] ---
They're all gone!
[10:29] ---
And the Gundam model is completed.
[10:35] ---
I tinkled...
[10:43] ---
Uncle!
[10:44] ---
He drank it!
[10:45] ---
Gero?
[10:46] ---
Shall we have a long talk...
[10:51] ---
...Super Keroro-san?
[10:53] ---
Crescent moon tonight, huh?
[10:55] ---
If you really want to get stronger,
[10:57] ---
develop your mind as well
as your body, Sergeant!
[11:08] ---
It began with a single phone call.
[11:14] ---
Hello?
[11:16] ---
It's me! Me!
[11:17] ---
Gero?
[11:18] ---
Me, me...
[11:20] ---
Is this Giroro?
[11:22] ---
Your voice sounds kind of weird.
[11:25] ---
I have a cold.
[11:27] ---
Anyway, this is urgent!
[11:28] ---
I found that thing you wanted!
[11:31] ---
That thing?
[11:32] ---
That thing...
[11:33] ---
Y-You don't mean the original Dangal figure?!
SIGN Original Figure
[11:36] ---
Y-Yeah, that's it!
[11:37] ---
I'll buy it for you!
[11:39] ---
Or I wish I could,
[11:41] ---
but unfortunately, I'm broke right now.
[11:42] ---
So make a deposit right now
into my bank account!
[11:45] ---
If you don't do it fast,
they're gonna sell out!
[11:47] ---
Gero!
SIGN Bank
SIGN Payment Withdrawal
SIGN Payment Withdrawal Deposit Balance Inquiry Change PIN Number
[11:51] ---
I ran to the Space Bank ATM
SIGN Welcome to Space Bank
[11:53] ---
and deposited my entire savings
into the bank account he gave me...
[11:57] ---
...but actually,
[11:58] ---
the person on the phone wasn't Giroro!
SIGN Me Me Me Me
[12:01] ---
It was a scoundrel pretending to be Giroro!
SIGN Space Me Me Scam
[12:05] ---
The space "me me" scam, huh?
[12:07] ---
But!
[12:08] ---
I'm not taking this lying down!
[12:11] ---
I'll catch the culprit myself
[12:13] ---
and take back all the money
he fleeced me out of!
SIGN Recover the Deposited Money
[12:15] ---
So...
[12:17] ---
...make a mech that would be
useful for my investigation.
[12:20] ---
Okay, Kukkulu-kun?
SIGN Okay?
[12:22] ---
Okay?
[12:25] ---
Keroro: Black Telephone Investigator 66, Sir!
[12:34] ---
Coming!
[12:36] ---
Gero?!
[12:37] ---
Th-That's...
[12:40] ---
...a phone that makes me feel nostalgic.
[12:43] ---
Are you the culprit?!
[12:45] ---
Who are you calling a culprit?!
[12:46] ---
Gero!
[12:47] ---
I-It talked!
SIGN Hesternal
[12:52] ---
Active mode!
[13:06] ---
I am code number 66!
[13:09] ---
Oh, did Yellow-kun make you?
[13:12] ---
Pleasure to meet you, buddy.
[13:14] ---
B-Buddy?
[13:15] ---
N-Nice to meet you.
SIGN Partners
[13:19] ---
Buddy, partner, same difference.
[13:22] ---
That aside, 66-kun...
[13:24] ---
It's hard to say that...
[13:27] ---
...so Rokurouta-kun!
SIGN Rokurouta
[13:28] ---
Let's go with that!
[13:30] ---
R-Rokurouta?
[13:31] ---
Now it's even harder to say!
[13:33] ---
Let's begin the investigation right away!
SIGN Ring
[13:36] ---
Gero?
[13:39] ---
Hello?
[13:40] ---
Hello. This is Space Bank.
[13:43] ---
Recently, you've been a victim of
the space "me me" scam, haven't you?
[13:47] ---
Gero!
[13:47] ---
Y-Yes, that's right!
[13:49] ---
Then you're in luck!
[13:51] ---
Since you're covered by
our security guarantee,
[13:53] ---
the entire amount that you lost
is going to be returned.
[13:57] ---
Seriously?!
[13:59] ---
I'm getting my money back!
[14:01] ---
So to begin, please get your
cash card for this bank ready.
[14:05] ---
I have my cash card right here.
[14:07] ---
W-Wait, buddy!
[14:08] ---
This phone call is...
[14:09] ---
Shush!
[14:11] ---
I've got it here.
[14:13] ---
Now, without hanging up,
[14:15] ---
go right to the ATM you used before.
[14:17] ---
Roger, sir!
[14:19] ---
Buddy! Listen to me!
[14:22] ---
Quit annoying me!
[14:23] ---
Please hurry!
[14:24] ---
If we don't wrap this up
by 3:00 this afternoon,
[14:27] ---
it won't work!
[14:29] ---
Don't do what he says!
[14:31] ---
The person who's calling you now is...
[14:32] ---
Don't waste your breath!
SIGN Huff Huff Huff Huff
[14:34] ---
My money...
[14:36] ---
I'm only moments away from finding out
[14:38] ---
whether my money's been returned!
[14:40] ---
B-Buddy!
SIGN Boing
[14:42] ---
Gero!
[14:49] ---
Money, money, money...
[14:51] ---
Money...
[14:54] ---
H-Hello?
SIGN Boop Boop Boop
[14:58] ---
He hung up!
SIGN Hung up!!
[15:00] ---
I-It's your fault!
[15:02] ---
What kind of phone isn't
portable these days?!
SIGN Phone Wire
[15:04] ---
What kind of phone is attached to a wire?!
SIGN Outdated
[15:06] ---
You outdated piece of junk!
SIGN Analog
[15:08] ---
Analog!
[15:10] ---
Sheesh!
[15:11] ---
Because of you, I blew the chance
to get my money back!
[15:14] ---
Wrong!
[15:15] ---
More like I saved you from
being victimized again!
[15:17] ---
Gero?
[15:18] ---
You still don't get it?
[15:20] ---
The person on the phone just now
[15:21] ---
is the crook who tricked you
out of your money!
[15:25] ---
He lied about returning your money
[15:27] ---
with the ulterior motive of getting
you to deposit even more money.
[15:30] ---
But thanks to me being connected to a cord,
[15:33] ---
you didn't go to the ATM and
hence weren't victimized.
[15:37] ---
Gero...
[15:44] ---
Of course, I knew that.
[15:46] ---
That the man on the phone
was the scam artist.
[15:48] ---
The idea was to lure him.
[15:50] ---
A trap.
[15:51] ---
I planned to use myself as bait
[15:53] ---
to capture the miscreant.
[15:57] ---
Buddy...
[15:58] ---
It's a little late in the game
for transparent excuses!
[16:00] ---
It's not.
[16:01] ---
It's not an excuse.
[16:03] ---
In the first place, you've got a problem.
SIGN Rokurouta Investigation Range
[16:06] ---
You can only investigate
as far as your cord goes.
[16:09] ---
And you're clingy.
SIGN Clingy!!
[16:11] ---
Y-You're insulting me?!
[16:13] ---
I'm just speaking the truth.
SIGN Partners
[16:20] ---
I'm back!
[16:22] ---
Welcome home, Master Fuyuki!
[16:24] ---
Huh? What's going on?
[16:26] ---
With that robot?
[16:27] ---
This is my partner.
SIGN Buddy
[16:28] ---
We're buddies.
SIGN Partners
[16:30] ---
Huh. You're playing detective?
[16:32] ---
That sounds like fun.
[16:34] ---
Oh, that's right.
[16:35] ---
I found this in our mail box.
[16:37] ---
Gero?
SIGN Space Land Digital Important Announcement
[16:39] ---
An important announcement from the
Space Digital Broadcasting Commission.
[16:43] ---
"If you don't go through the
procedures by 3:00 PM today,
[16:46] ---
your home televisions will lose
their audiovisual functions.
[16:49] ---
For details, call the following number..."
[16:51] ---
Hey!
SIGN The first scene is
at a third-year
middle school class!!
SIGN Until
*Captain Geroro *
is complete,
tonight at 7:00
SIGN Director
[16:53] ---
A special show is on tonight!
[16:54] ---
"Infiltration! Anime studio!
Until Captain Geroro is complete!"
[16:58] ---
I can't miss that!
[17:00] ---
30 seconds until 3:00!
[17:03] ---
I... I have to hurry!
[17:04] ---
Wait, buddy!
[17:06] ---
That postcard is...
[17:07] ---
Shush it!
[17:09] ---
What's with this stupidly slow dial?!
[17:11] ---
Just 15 seconds left!
[17:13] ---
Buddy, don't do it!
[17:14] ---
You're annoying!
[17:15] ---
10 seconds left!
[17:17] ---
I should have called from a different phone!
[17:19] ---
Three seconds left, two seconds...
[17:21] ---
One second!
SIGN Space Land Digital Important Announcement
[17:22] ---
Zero!
[17:26] ---
Time's up.
[17:28] ---
Now I can't watch TV anymore!
[17:30] ---
You old, junky phone!
[17:31] ---
Why does it have to take so long
[17:33] ---
just to dial one number?!
[17:35] ---
Wait!
[17:36] ---
You missed being victimized again.
[17:39] ---
Thanks to my dial being so slow.
[17:41] ---
What?!
[17:42] ---
You don't get it?
[17:43] ---
That postcard was a trap for you
to call the person who would
[17:46] ---
tell you to deposit money.
[17:48] ---
A plot by that scam artist!
[17:50] ---
But I didn't think you would fall
for it three times in a row.
[18:00] ---
Of course, I knew what it was.
[18:02] ---
A trap, that is.
[18:04] ---
I was going to act as bait
to capture the crook...
[18:08] ---
You're a brilliant investigator...
[18:12] ---
Since it's gone this far, I'll become Super
Rokurouta and seriously tackle the investigation!
[18:17] ---
Super Rokurouta?!
[18:18] ---
You have that function?
[18:20] ---
I do.
[18:21] ---
Observe!
SIGN Call Completed
[18:33] ---
Call Completed!
[18:35] ---
What is that?
[18:36] ---
You're being rude, buddy!
[18:38] ---
Changing my appearance
got me pumped up for this,
[18:41] ---
so now I can make a real effort.
[18:46] ---
Yeah, yeah.
[18:47] ---
Hello?
[18:49] ---
I-It's me!
[18:50] ---
It's me, me!
[18:52] ---
Yeah, yeah, I know.
[18:54] ---
Giroro-kun, right?
[18:55] ---
Of course!
[18:57] ---
Right now I'm in Takasaki,
[18:59] ---
but I don't have enough for the return fare.
[19:01] ---
Sorry, but could you bring some money...
[19:03] ---
That's not gonna work on me anymore!
[19:05] ---
Fraud!
SIGN Town Page
Takasaki
SIGN Takasaki Station
[19:09] ---
This time, it was the real thing!
[19:12] ---
That wasn't good, buddy!
[19:13] ---
I was thinking we should trace the call
to find the culprit's location!
[19:17] ---
Trace the call?
[19:18] ---
You should've told me before!
[19:21] ---
Hello?
[19:22] ---
This is Space Deliveries.
[19:25] ---
We have a package for you, cash on delivery.
[19:27] ---
I'm going to deliver it now...
[19:28] ---
That voice!
[19:30] ---
It's me! Me!
[19:32] ---
I'm positive!
SIGN The Scamster
[19:33] ---
It's the space "me me" scamster!
[19:36] ---
Trace it! Trace it!
[19:38] ---
No, that's not necessary.
[19:40] ---
We'll have him come here.
[19:42] ---
I'll be right over.
[19:46] ---
He's here!
[19:50] ---
Space Deliveries...
[19:54] ---
Gotcha, sir!
[19:56] ---
Now then, how about returning my money?!
[19:59] ---
Gero?!
[20:02] ---
Gero?!
[20:03] ---
A doll?
[20:04] ---
Take this!
[20:06] ---
Ultrasonic Wave Ringtone!
[20:08] ---
Gero!
[20:15] ---
C-Cell Phone-type enemy alien?!
[20:19] ---
Th-That's your true form?
[20:21] ---
That's right.
[20:22] ---
My name is 00 Alien!
[20:24] ---
Now you're going to pay me
that cash on delivery!
[20:28] ---
Buddy!
[20:29] ---
Rokurouta!
[20:30] ---
Tch! You stay out of this!
[20:33] ---
Gero!
[20:34] ---
Manner Mode Vibration Attack!
SIGN Setting: Vibration
[20:44] ---
Rokurouta!
[20:45] ---
Thanks to your cord here, you can't escape!
[20:48] ---
You analog nobody!
[20:51] ---
D-Dang it!
[20:53] ---
My battery is running out!
[20:57] ---
You're under arrest!
[21:00] ---
Even if there's a blackout, I can still work!
[21:03] ---
As long as my cord is connected!
[21:06] ---
Behold the force of analog!
[21:10] ---
Would that I could die 10,000 times...
[21:13] ---
A-Analog won...
[21:18] ---
You can say that again!
[21:20] ---
And so,
SIGN Partners
[21:21] ---
thanks to the efforts of
his partner, Rokurouta,
[21:23] ---
the space "me me" scam artist
was brought to justice.
SIGN Ticket Gate Takasaki Station
[21:30] ---
I shouldn't have bought
that bento in Oyama...
[21:33] ---
I forgot about him...
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:55] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:55] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
Corporal Giroro here.
[23:09] ---
The inferior Pekoponians
[23:11] ---
have to wear clothes to
adapt to their environment.
[23:14] ---
On the other hand,
[23:15] ---
we Keronians are simple and smart.
[23:18] ---
And our butt lines are sexy.
[23:21] ---
That aside,
[23:22] ---
Lieutenant Garuru is here!
[23:24] ---
"Fuyuki: Boxers vs. Briefs, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
"Galulu: Secret Feelings, Sir?!"
[23:31] ---
These two episodes. How's that?
[23:33] ---
Ge-Gero!
E254 - Fuyuki: Boxers vs. Briefs, Sir! / Galulu: Secret Feelings, Sir?!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:31] ---
The time when a boy becomes a grown-up
[01:34] ---
begins with the most trivial and random things.
[01:37] ---
What are these?
[01:38] ---
They were on sale.
[01:40] ---
980 yen for four!
[01:42] ---
Cheap, right?
[01:43] ---
These aren't what I normally use, Mom...
[01:45] ---
Oh? They're not?
[01:48] ---
I haven't shopped for you
in a while, so I forgot.
[01:51] ---
But Fuyuki, you could start wearing this
kind of underwear by now, couldn't you?
[01:56] ---
Hmmm...
[02:00] ---
Fuyuki: Boxers vs. Briefs, Sir!
[02:09] ---
This really is awkward...
[02:11] ---
And they feel strange...
[02:14] ---
Look, look!
[02:15] ---
I got bitten by the newly-released
big size Zakrello!
[02:19] ---
Wait...
[02:19] ---
What's the matter, Master Fuyuki?
[02:22] ---
Uh, nothing... hahaha...
[02:24] ---
Gero?
[02:27] ---
That lactic acid smell of
something I could use...
[02:30] ---
What are these?
[02:32] ---
They're just underwear!
[02:34] ---
Sergeant Major Kululu, please explain.
[02:36] ---
Nyoookay.
SIGN Boxers
[02:38] ---
There're all kinds of underwear on Pekopon.
Boxers, briefs, boker briefs, bikinis, etc. etc.
SIGN Briefs
SIGN Boker briefs
SIGN Bikinis
[02:44] ---
That many of them?
[02:46] ---
I mean, we mostly go stark naked.
SIGN Briefs
[02:48] ---
I have my fundoshi, which I have ow—
[02:50] ---
Or, like, diverse choices?
[02:52] ---
Listen to me...
[02:53] ---
And among these, the Pekoponians...
[02:55] ---
...seem to split mainly into
boxers and briefs factions.
[02:58] ---
Boxers and briefs factions?
[03:01] ---
Is that like the Kycilia and Gihren factions?
[03:05] ---
Not even close.
[03:07] ---
Anyway, I get a political atmosphere from it!
[03:10] ---
A factional conflict?
[03:11] ---
This can be used!
[03:13] ---
This can be used, sir!
[03:16] ---
And the next day.
[03:25] ---
Oy! Fuyuki!
[03:27] ---
Fuyuki!
[03:29] ---
Over here. Here.
[03:31] ---
In the drawer.
[03:37] ---
It's always so stuffy in here!
[03:44] ---
M-My underpants are talking!
[03:46] ---
I'm not underpants!
[03:47] ---
I'm briefs!
[03:49] ---
This must be Sarge's doing...
[03:52] ---
Oy, Fuyuki!
[03:53] ---
You switching to boxers, you traitorous swine?
[03:56] ---
I don't really mind which I have...
[03:58] ---
Stupid fool!
[03:59] ---
You're a man, you go for briefs!
You an idiot?!
[04:02] ---
What're you doing
buying cruddy boxers, huh?!
[04:05] ---
Go on, what do you have to say for yourself?
[04:09] ---
I have nothing to say.
[04:10] ---
WHAT?!
[04:12] ---
Even the boxers Mom bought me...
[04:14] ---
So? What're you gonna do?
[04:16] ---
Huh? What do you mean, what?
[04:19] ---
Which're you gonna wear, me or the boxers?!
[04:22] ---
Well... what I always wear, which is...
[04:28] ---
Oy! Fuyuki!
[04:31] ---
See! I'm way more comfy, aren't I?
[04:34] ---
You can concentrate better on your work!
[04:36] ---
Don't you think, Fuyuki?!
[04:38] ---
Aahhh! Sarge!
[04:40] ---
Don't do stuff like this!
[04:42] ---
Sorry.
[04:43] ---
Oy! Wait a sec!
[04:45] ---
Oy! Fuyuki!
[04:50] ---
I used Advanced Nanora
[04:51] ---
to give the briefs and boxers intelligence.
[04:54] ---
The experiment is a success!
[04:56] ---
Once we expand this
operation across the city,
[04:59] ---
the ensuing faction war between the
briefs faction and the boxers faction
[05:02] ---
will cause Pekopon to descend
into a state of chaos,
[05:04] ---
and we'll be able to exploit
the opportunity to invade, sir!
[05:08] ---
W-Will this really work?
SIGN Kissho Academy
[05:15] ---
The next period is gym...
[05:18] ---
I still don't feel super
comfortable in these...
[05:21] ---
...and when it's different from normal,
[05:23] ---
it feels kinda embarrassing.
[05:25] ---
Hey! Those are some sweet boxers!
[05:27] ---
They are, right?
[05:28] ---
Only $1.98!
[05:29] ---
Whoa.
[05:30] ---
Huh?
[05:31] ---
I never even noticed before, but...
[05:34] ---
...there are quite a few people
wearing boxers.
[05:40] ---
What did you say? Fuyuki-kun has?
[05:42] ---
Yes.
[05:43] ---
According to Yoshiokadaira's information,
[05:45] ---
it appears that he wore boxers
for the first time today.
[05:48] ---
Oh, no...
[05:52] ---
Fuyuki-kun...
[05:54] ---
Please...
[05:55] ---
...don't go far away...
[05:57] ---
Stay the way you've always been!
[06:00] ---
Overblowing it.
[06:03] ---
I'm home!
[06:04] ---
Ah, Fuyuki.
[06:06] ---
They're doing work on the gas today,
so you can't use the bathroom.
[06:08] ---
Go to the public bath instead?
[06:10] ---
The public bath?
[06:13] ---
Are you for real?!
[06:15] ---
You're not gonna wear me
the next time, either?!
[06:17] ---
Sorry...
[06:18] ---
I have to go to the public bath today.
[06:20] ---
The public bath?
[06:22] ---
But briefs were practically made for that!
[06:25] ---
I'm just frickin' sitting here unused!
[06:28] ---
Fuyuki...
[06:30] ---
I've looked over you all this time.
[06:34] ---
This ain't the way to treat me, man.
[06:37] ---
Sorry...
[06:39] ---
But... I can't have you making noise...
[06:43] ---
Oh, don't be such a sap—
[06:44] ---
No! Don't put me away!
[06:46] ---
You jerk!!
[06:51] ---
Curse that Fuyuki...
[06:53] ---
Just abandoning me...
[06:56] ---
You are as talkative as ever.
[06:58] ---
Whatchu say to me?!
[07:02] ---
Can you not tell?!
[07:04] ---
This boy is transitioning
to becoming an adult!
[07:08] ---
An adult?
[07:09] ---
Due to your own childishness,
[07:12] ---
you will lose your own place!
[07:14] ---
And look!
[07:15] ---
Look at your burst seams!
[07:18] ---
Burst seam!
SIGN Burst seam!
[07:20] ---
A hole!
SIGN A hole!
[07:23] ---
You bunch may already
have seen your last use!
[07:28] ---
No...
[07:31] ---
No!!
[07:33] ---
I only...
[07:35] ---
...only wanted to be worn...
[07:37] ---
I only wanted to be worn!!
SIGN Wallets to the counter!
[07:54] ---
There really are more people
wearing boxers...
[08:00] ---
Mr. Sergeant.
[08:02] ---
When is the underpants war going to start?
[08:05] ---
There hasn't even been a single argument!
[08:08] ---
I haven't seen it produce a single
effect all across Pekopon.
[08:11] ---
Or, like, mission failure?
[08:13] ---
Ahh, yeah, yeah.
SIGN Mind elsewhere
[08:16] ---
Oh, well.
[08:17] ---
Kululu.
[08:18] ---
When's the Advanced Nanora wear off?
[08:22] ---
Soon, I guess?
[08:23] ---
D-Does he actually have any
intention of invading Pekopon?
[08:27] ---
I'm home!
[08:43] ---
Huh?!
[08:47] ---
Sis!
[08:48] ---
Ah, morning!
[08:49] ---
You'd better hurry, you'll be la—
[08:50] ---
U-Um...
[08:52] ---
Have you seen my underpants?
[08:54] ---
Your underpants?
[08:55] ---
Oh,
[08:56] ---
I threw away your old ones for you.
[08:58] ---
Mom bought you new ones,
so you don't need them, right?
[09:02] ---
Right...
SIGN Garbage Collection Days Tue/Fri Combustible Thu Recyclable Wed Uncombustible
[09:04] ---
See you!
[09:18] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[09:20] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[09:23] ---
Morning!
[09:24] ---
G-Good morning.
[09:26] ---
What's wrong? You seem down.
[09:28] ---
Well, I...
[09:31] ---
Nishizawa-san?
[09:33] ---
Fuyuki-kun!
[09:35] ---
If... if you go far away...
[09:38] ---
...to somewhere out of my reach...
[09:41] ---
I... I...
[09:43] ---
I'll always look over you!
[09:46] ---
R-Right...
[09:49] ---
Nishizawa-san!
[09:54] ---
"Look over you"?
[09:57] ---
Fuyuki...
[09:58] ---
I've looked over you all this time...
[10:16] ---
My stomach hurts.
[10:19] ---
I can't wait for tomorrow's field trip!
SIGN Praise other people's strengths
SIGN Saeki
SIGN Improvement
SIGN Abe
SIGN Garbage Collection Days Tue/Fri Combustible Thu Recyclable Wed Uncombustible
[10:30] ---
Ah! Wait!
SIGN Inner-Tokyo Garbage Collection
[10:38] ---
Don't go...
[10:40] ---
Don't go!
[10:42] ---
Don't go...!
[10:44] ---
Briefs...!
[10:58] ---
I think these guys can wait
just a little longer.
[11:02] ---
This time I tried getting squished
by the newly-released Adzam, sir!
[11:08] ---
Sorry. I see you were changing, sir.
[11:13] ---
The moment a boy turns into an adult.
[11:16] ---
It looks like that moment is still
a little way away for Fuyuki-kun.
[11:19] ---
By the way, Master Fuyuki,
what about school?
[11:32] ---
A bolt from the blue.
[11:34] ---
When an unanticipated event occurs
when you least expect it.
[11:39] ---
Yes,
[11:39] ---
just like the appearance of this man...
SIGN WARNING
[11:44] ---
A raid, sir?!
[11:46] ---
Gero?
[11:47] ---
Oh, no, not again!
[11:52] ---
Galulu: Secret Feelings, Sir?!
[11:58] ---
It has been some time,
[12:00] ---
Sergeant Keroro.
SIGN Stiff as ice
[12:01] ---
Wh-Why, if it isn't First Lieutenant Galulu.
[12:04] ---
It... it is a pleasure to see you again...
[12:06] ---
S-So... what brings you
here today, may I ask?
SIGN Crack Crick Snap Crunch
[12:13] ---
Incidentally, where is Chief Nurse Pururu?
[12:15] ---
Chief Nurse Pururu... you ask?
[12:18] ---
She is... at a bargain sale
in Alien Town Side 6.
[12:22] ---
She's out with Lady Mois right now.
SIGN Space Bargain Sale
[12:24] ---
Do you have some kind of
message for her, sir?
[12:28] ---
No, it's nothing...
[12:29] ---
I had some business nearby Pekopon,
[12:31] ---
so I merely dropped by to deliver a present
to relay my ongoing feelings.
[12:40] ---
Very well.
[12:41] ---
I still have plenty of time.
[12:43] ---
I believe I will stop by Side 6 and take in
some of Pekopon at the same time.
[12:47] ---
Thank you for your time.
[12:48] ---
R-Right!
[12:56] ---
That was ridiculously tense...
[12:59] ---
Thank goodness...
[13:01] ---
He only had business with Pururu-chan...
[13:03] ---
Yeah.
[13:04] ---
Some nonsense about relaying his ongoing
feelings and delivering a present.
[13:06] ---
Hm?
[13:07] ---
Gero?
[13:08] ---
Ongoing feelings?
[13:09] ---
Present?
SIGN Whaaaaaa?!
[13:13] ---
What the?! What's going on?!
What's going on?!
[13:15] ---
Calm down! Calm down, I said!
[13:18] ---
Just means First Lieutenant Galulu and Chief
Nurse Pururu have that kind of relationship.
[13:23] ---
Th-That kind of relationship?
[13:25] ---
Honey, this is for you.
[13:26] ---
Thank you, darling.
[13:29] ---
Ew!
[13:30] ---
Eww!
[13:33] ---
You never wanna hear that kind of stuff
about your family, do you?
[13:36] ---
I didn't know, sir.
[13:38] ---
I didn't know those two had
that kind of relationship!
[13:42] ---
I'm back!
[13:43] ---
P-Pururu-chan!
[13:45] ---
I came back a little ahead of Mois-chan.
[13:47] ---
I wonder if I bought a bit too much.
SIGN Suspicion
[13:53] ---
Wh-What?
[13:56] ---
I never knew Pekopon
harbored this many aliens.
[14:00] ---
No doubt this is complicating
the Keroro Platoon's invasion.
[14:07] ---
Come on, what is it?!
[14:09] ---
You're all acting weird!
[14:10] ---
Well... uh...
[14:12] ---
Come on, Giro-san...
[14:13] ---
He's your brother...
[14:15] ---
You say it.
[14:17] ---
You think I can talk about this?!
[14:19] ---
I don't wanna stick my nose into this
kind of topic about my family!
SIGN Whaa?!
[14:23] ---
Whaa?!
[14:24] ---
You are the leader,
Mr. Sergeant. You do it.
[14:26] ---
Just find a subtle and gentle way
to broach the topic.
[14:32] ---
Use words, you idiot!
[14:33] ---
Look! Just say it!
[14:36] ---
O-Okay...
[14:38] ---
Actually, uh...
SIGN Whaaaaa?!
[14:43] ---
Y-You think I'm going out with
First Lieutenant Galulu?!
[14:46] ---
D-Don't be so silly!
[14:49] ---
You aren't, ma'am?
[14:50] ---
Then what is going on?
[14:52] ---
Could it be...
[14:54] ---
What if First Lieutanant Galulu is...
[14:55] ---
...in love with Chief Nurse Pururu
and came to confess?
SIGN Confession
[15:01] ---
N-No way...
SIGN Rational Decision-Making Circuits
[15:03] ---
Truly a bolt from the blue!
[15:06] ---
But...
[15:07] ---
I never even thought about it, but...
[15:09] ---
I wonder...
[15:11] ---
In fact, how much does a
First Lieutenant earn, anyway?
[15:14] ---
Well, let's say we both worked...
[15:15] ---
She doesn't sound too against the idea.
[15:15] ---
Even that wouldn't be too...
[15:17] ---
Ah, but I do want to...
[15:17] ---
Thus, First Lieutanant Galulu's comment
about "while he was here near Pekopon"...
[15:21] ---
Just an excuse!
[15:23] ---
Under that cold, unfeeling mask,
[15:25] ---
he is melting with the passion of love!
SIGN Romance
[15:28] ---
Stop it!
[15:29] ---
Ew!!
[15:31] ---
The thing is...
[15:32] ---
First Lieutenant Galulu
is an eldest son, right?
[15:34] ---
I'm pretty sure...
[15:35] ---
Wait, wait.
[15:36] ---
First Lieutenant Galulu
[15:37] ---
came all this way just to see you, ma'am!
[15:40] ---
Respond to his feelings, ma'am!
[15:48] ---
First Lieutenant Galulu...
[15:50] ---
He certainly is a dependable person...
[15:52] ---
But he's my boss!
SIGN Subordinate
SIGN Boss
[15:54] ---
Ahhh! What do I do?!
[15:58] ---
Would you like some?
[16:00] ---
Take some Chick Dumplings as a
souvenir of your trip to Pekopon.
[16:04] ---
Please try one.
[16:07] ---
A souvenir...
[16:08] ---
I think I'll buy some for my subordinates.
[16:11] ---
Let's try one.
[16:33] ---
Weight limit exceeded.
[16:34] ---
Please wait for the next one.
SIGN Set Meals Noodles Curry Rice
SIGN Shichimi
SIGN Shichimi
[16:59] ---
Spicy.
[17:00] ---
This soba is spicy.
[17:06] ---
Excuse me.
[17:07] ---
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[17:11] ---
Hey!
[17:11] ---
They say Keronians
are fighting with each other!
[17:13] ---
What?!
[17:14] ---
But conflict like that is taboo in Side 6!
[17:19] ---
Excuse me... ah!
[17:22] ---
Do you know the saying,
"Thou shalt not covet"?
[17:26] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[17:28] ---
If you both have the same thing,
[17:30] ---
that doesn't promote originality.
[17:32] ---
What are you talking about?
[17:33] ---
I don't think it actually means anything.
[17:43] ---
Pururu-chan has just been
sighing repeatedly, sir.
[17:47] ---
It is a grand proposal plan!
[17:49] ---
I don't wanna hear it!
[17:51] ---
I don't wanna hear!!
[17:53] ---
Yes...
[17:54] ---
I should say "Sorry"
and turn him down clearly.
[17:58] ---
I am his subordinate, after all.
[18:00] ---
I can't let it get in the way of my work...
[18:03] ---
And... well, I am happy about it, but...
[18:07] ---
We have trouble!
[18:08] ---
In Alien Town,
First Lieutenant Galulu and Joriri are...
[18:11] ---
Or, like, deadly anger?!
[18:13] ---
What?!
[18:14] ---
Whaaaa?!
SIGN Whaaaaa?!
[18:16] ---
Why are First Lieutenant and Joriri
at each other's throats?
[18:18] ---
C-Could it be...
[18:24] ---
...that Joriri...
[18:25] ---
Maybe he said something like,
"Don't lay your hands on my girl."
[18:29] ---
I did hear him say, "Thou shalt not covet!"
[18:33] ---
Or, like, inflated ego?
[18:35] ---
What in the world?!
[18:37] ---
To begin with, I'm not
even Joriri's girlfriend!
[18:39] ---
N-No...
[18:41] ---
It's Joriri we're talking about.
[18:42] ---
Mr. Jori might say it.
[18:44] ---
Pururu-chan!
[18:45] ---
Yes! We have to stop them, quickly!
[18:53] ---
Commander Galulu...
[18:55] ---
Why do all this for me?
[19:02] ---
Excuse me!
[19:03] ---
Pururu-chan!
[19:05] ---
Please move!
[19:06] ---
Excuse me!
[19:10] ---
Why won't you just hand anything over?
[19:17] ---
Wait!
[19:19] ---
Both of you!
[19:21] ---
Please...
[19:23] ---
Please...!
[19:27] ---
Please stop fighting!
[19:31] ---
Please, stop it now.
[19:32] ---
D-Don't fight over me...
[19:35] ---
I can't...
[19:37] ---
I can't go out with anyone right now!
[19:42] ---
Silence...
SIGN Silence...
SIGN Silence...
[19:45] ---
Whatever is the matter, Chief Nurse Pururu?
[19:47] ---
Why are you here all of a sudden?
[19:49] ---
Huh?
[19:50] ---
And fight over what?
SIGN Shichimi
[19:52] ---
Ah... you mean this?
SIGN Shichimi
[19:54] ---
Sh-Shichimi?
[19:57] ---
I-Is that...
[19:59] ---
U-Umm, First Lieutenant Galulu...
[20:01] ---
Oh, Sergeant Keroro! Even you are here!
[20:03] ---
What's wrong?
[20:04] ---
Well, uh...
[20:06] ---
Didn't you have something
to give Chief Nurse Pururu?
[20:10] ---
Oh, that's right.
[20:12] ---
What's this?
[20:13] ---
This is a White Day present
from the Galulu Platoon.
[20:17] ---
Thank you for all your
caring and thoughtfulness.
[20:19] ---
Not only I, but the whole Galulu Platoon,
is grateful for your efforts.
[20:24] ---
That's right!
[20:24] ---
Today is White Day.
SIGN White Day
SIGN Whaaa...
[20:26] ---
Whaaa...
[20:28] ---
In any case. Your behavior of today
has been rude, would you not agree?
[20:32] ---
Not only once, but two, three times even!
[20:34] ---
Do you know the phrase
"Fall seven times and stand up eight"?
[20:37] ---
Basically, it's like this.
[20:39] ---
If you want to wake up eight times,
lie down seven.
[20:42] ---
No, you see... That is not
what I was asking you!
[20:45] ---
What I am trying to say is...
[20:46] ---
What was with her?
[20:49] ---
Did you hear that? "Don't fight over me!"
[20:52] ---
What, for real?
[20:53] ---
Dear me.
[20:55] ---
Some people think it's all about them.
[20:57] ---
I can barely stand to look at her, my dear.
[20:59] ---
Quite so.
[21:02] ---
She's probably self-obsessed.
[21:05] ---
Sorry...
[21:06] ---
Looks like I got the wrong idea...
[21:09] ---
Gero.
[21:10] ---
Noooooooo!
SIGN Zoooooom
[21:11] ---
Ah. She ran.
[21:13] ---
You need to provide context for your
statements! I suspect you are mentally dull.
[21:14] ---
Pururu-chan... Geez, that's rough...
[21:20] ---
And so, Chief Nurse Pururu became the
heroine of a very embarrassing tragedy.
[21:25] ---
It all happened, truly,
like a bolt from the blue.
[21:31] ---
I just... want to go home.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
This season has so much going on!
[23:11] ---
So it's time for the start of
a special invasion operation!
SIGN How did you get it in here?
[23:13] ---
Never mind that!
SIGN Gunyu Gunyu
[23:14] ---
I am... definitely not slacking.
[23:17] ---
"Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness, Sir!"
SIGN Click
[23:21] ---
"Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Whitening, Sir!"
SIGN Whitening
SIGN Final Operation
SIGN This kind of thing
[23:25] ---
"Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Standstill, Sir!"
SIGN That kind of thing
[23:28] ---
This generous three-in-one
episode lineup! How's that?
[23:31] ---
Ge-Gero!
E255 - Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Darkness, Sir! / Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Whitening, Sir! / Keroro: The Great and Fearsome Operation Standstill, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:32] ---
We must not forget
[01:34] ---
that our beautiful blue planet, Earth,
is being targeted by invaders.
[01:38] ---
And now, an extremely frightening plan
has just been set into motion!
[01:46] ---
Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness, Sir!
[01:52] ---
Stupid frog!
[01:53] ---
Didn't I tell you to build
your models in your own room?!
[01:57] ---
Plus, you haven't done any
of your cleaning duties!
[02:00] ---
Really, now!
[02:02] ---
Do it right while I go take a bath.
[02:05] ---
Right!
[02:08] ---
Uh, that feels rather different
from the narration at the outset...
[02:12] ---
Gero gerori!
[02:14] ---
Now that she's off-guard,
[02:16] ---
we can proceed with our invasion operation!
[02:19] ---
Thanks! For! Wait! Ing!
[02:22] ---
Hey, Sergeant Major Kururu!
[02:23] ---
I was waiting!
[02:26] ---
It's ready!
[02:27] ---
My truuuuly frightening ultimate
weapon for invading Pekopon!
[02:31] ---
Don't act astonished.
[02:33] ---
It's called:
[02:34] ---
"The Darkness When Light Vanishes Prism"!
SIGN The Darkness When Light Vanishes Prism
SIGN How did you get it in here?
[02:39] ---
It's huge!
[02:41] ---
Well, even I had a tough time with it!
[02:44] ---
Thanks for your effort.
[02:46] ---
Gero gero gero!
[02:48] ---
At last, the Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness is being put into effect!
[02:52] ---
Oh, Commander!
[02:53] ---
Huh?
[02:54] ---
Just so you know,
[02:55] ---
don't push this switch here yet.
[02:58] ---
Huh, why?
[02:59] ---
Definitely don't push it yet...
[03:02] ---
Huh? How come?
SIGN Tentative Warning
SIGN Though promises may be futile,
[03:03] ---
Well, it'll cause a lot of trouble!
SIGN just don't push it.
[03:07] ---
Really?
[03:08] ---
Really really.
[03:10] ---
Ah! You really pushed it!
[03:17] ---
Gero?!
SIGN Present Location
[03:18] ---
Present location.
[03:20] ---
What's going on?
What in the world happened?!
[03:24] ---
This is because you pushed the
activation switch before I could explain.
[03:27] ---
Tell me that earlier!
[03:29] ---
Didn't I tell you not to push it?
[03:31] ---
Why were you actually telling
the truth this time?!
[03:34] ---
I don't know what's what here.
[03:37] ---
Sarge, you okay?
[03:39] ---
There seems to be some power outage.
[03:41] ---
Ooh, Master Fuyuki!
SIGN Snap!
[03:44] ---
Huh?
[03:45] ---
Gero!
[03:46] ---
That was the sound of an
MG Gouf Ver 2.0 shield breaking!
[03:49] ---
What, really?
[03:51] ---
Oh, sorry, Sarge.
SIGN Gouf Shield
[03:53] ---
It really is a shield.
[03:55] ---
My shield! My shield!
[03:59] ---
Huh?
SIGN Click Click
[03:59] ---
The flashlight's broken, too?
SIGN Click Click
[04:02] ---
My shield!
[04:04] ---
This is a special prism that absorbs
every sort of light energy on Pekopon!
[04:06] ---
My shield!
[04:08] ---
My shield! My shield! My shield!
[04:09] ---
Any light will go dark at once!
[04:11] ---
Then, it's going to stay like this forever?
SIGN Rattle Rattle
SIGN Living Room Window
[04:16] ---
What the heck's going on?
SIGN Crack
[04:17] ---
An attack by enemy aliens?
[04:19] ---
That voice was the corporal.
[04:21] ---
Gero...
[04:22] ---
Just in case, I brought a rifle
and a hand grenade.
SIGN Snap!
[04:25] ---
Gero!
[04:26] ---
I stepped on something.
[04:27] ---
This time it was a heat rod!
[04:30] ---
Good job recognizing parts by sound alone.
[04:32] ---
Sergeant!
SIGN Snap!
[04:35] ---
Now you stepped on a
right-hand machine gun!
[04:37] ---
What'd you do that for?!
[04:39] ---
S-Sorry about that, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:42] ---
No! If you close your eyes,
I can't tell who you are!
[04:46] ---
Okay!
[04:48] ---
I know!
SIGN This
[04:49] ---
We'll search for the prism switch together!
[04:53] ---
The switch?
[04:54] ---
Where is it?
[04:56] ---
It's on that huge thing.
[04:58] ---
Right next to Kululu...
[05:01] ---
What?
[05:02] ---
Why are you there? Climbed down already?
[05:04] ---
Pardon?
[05:05] ---
I don't know where the switch is!
[05:08] ---
Didn't you push it yourself earlier?
SIGN Bonk
[05:11] ---
There's some lumpy thing here.
[05:14] ---
That's it!
[05:16] ---
Climb up it and look for the switch!
[05:18] ---
Honestly...
SIGN Grap
SIGN Grap
SIGN Grap
[05:23] ---
On top of this?
SIGN Grap
[05:25] ---
Oopsie-daisy...
SIGN Grap
[05:26] ---
Great! Keep going, you two!
SIGN Grap
[05:28] ---
Where is it?
SIGN Grap
[05:29] ---
Up more!
[05:31] ---
How far up?
SIGN Grap
SIGN Grap
[05:33] ---
Up much, much more!
[05:35] ---
I do not get what you mean.
SIGN Grap
[05:37] ---
Okay! Sheesh!
SIGN Toink Toink
SIGN Grap
SIGN Toink Toink
[05:40] ---
Go up much, much more!
[05:42] ---
Up like this!
SIGN Squish
[05:44] ---
Big brother, if you push me there...
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
[05:46] ---
If I push there, then what?
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
[05:49] ---
Go up!
SIGN Squish
[05:49] ---
My... my butt...
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
[05:51] ---
...will let loose!
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
SIGN Present Location
[05:53] ---
Present location.
SIGN Toot
SIGN Present Location
[05:56] ---
Present location.
[05:58] ---
It's blistering!
[05:59] ---
What's this, a big gas explosion?
[06:03] ---
I can't breathe!
[06:05] ---
It's permeating...
[06:06] ---
A-Anyway, we must find
the switch at once!
[06:09] ---
You can leave this part to me!
SIGN Kukukuku...
SIGN Swoop
[06:13] ---
Dororo!
[06:15] ---
I am able to work, even in this darkness.
[06:18] ---
Dororo, I was waiting for you!
SIGN Keroro Here
SIGN Dororo Here
[06:21] ---
By the way...
[06:22] ---
Hm? What is it?
[06:24] ---
What's that?
[06:25] ---
This is?
[06:27] ---
Oh, it's Dororo's shadow on the ground!
SIGN Dororo's Shadow
[06:30] ---
Why is only Dororo's shadow
visible in this pitch black?
[06:33] ---
So that's it!
SIGN Light
[06:35] ---
Since Dororo's shadow is weak,
SIGN Dark
[06:36] ---
when the surroundings turn
pitch black, it stands out!
[06:40] ---
That makes sense!
SIGN Shock...
[06:43] ---
Y-You are so mean, Keroro...
[06:45] ---
Saying my shadow is weak...
that's mean, too mean!
[06:49] ---
Oh, Doroboat's shadow is...
[06:51] ---
Yeah, it's sinking.
[06:53] ---
My... shadow's... weak...
[06:56] ---
Doronuma-kun!
[06:58] ---
Sheesh, you're worthless!
[07:00] ---
Now that it's come to this,
I'll settle it myself!
[07:04] ---
Wasn't it your fault, anyway?
[07:06] ---
Prism...
[07:07] ---
Gero!
SIGN Oh!
SIGN Step
[07:08] ---
It feels like I've found it!
SIGN Step
SIGN Step
SIGN Step
SIGN Crunch
[07:10] ---
Hm, what's this?
[07:12] ---
Gero!
[07:13] ---
Don't touch my rifle!
[07:15] ---
That thing's dangerous!
SIGN Click!
[07:17] ---
Gero?
[07:18] ---
I stepped on something.
SIGN Hand Grenade
[07:19] ---
Giroro's hand grenade!
[07:21] ---
You idiot!
[07:22] ---
Gero!
[07:27] ---
I stepped on the hand grenade switch...
[07:29] ---
The wrong switch, right?
[07:31] ---
It's dark, so I can not really tell,
[07:33] ---
but I'm sure we all have afros.
[07:36] ---
Oh, speaking of afros...
[07:38] ---
Afro bathro?
[07:40] ---
With all this darkness,
Sis can't get out of the bath yet.
[07:43] ---
Gero...
[07:44] ---
What, the bath?
SIGN Kerplunk
SIGN Hinata Family Bath
[07:49] ---
Unfortunately it's too dark to see anything,
[07:51] ---
but this is Natsumi taking a bath.
[07:54] ---
What'll I do?
[07:55] ---
It went pitch black a while ago.
[07:57] ---
At this rate, I won't be able to get out.
[07:59] ---
Natsumi!
SIGN Rattle Rattle
SIGN Shock!
[08:01] ---
You unharmed?!
[08:03] ---
Giroro!
[08:03] ---
Wait for me!
[08:04] ---
Right now, I...
SIGN Step
SIGN Step
[08:05] ---
W-Wait!
[08:06] ---
I'm in the tub—
SIGN Splash
[08:07] ---
Don't move!
SIGN Drip
[08:09] ---
We don't know what danger's
lurking in this darkness!
SIGN Drip
SIGN Drip
[08:12] ---
W-Wait a minute!
[08:13] ---
I'm used to this battlefield of darkness.
SIGN Drip
SIGN Drip
[08:16] ---
Leave it to me!
SIGN Drip
SIGN Hinata Family Living Room
[08:21] ---
We finally found it!
SIGN Present Location
[08:23] ---
Present location.
[08:25] ---
Is this the switch?
[08:26] ---
Okay, push it!
SIGN Push
[08:28] ---
Push the button!
[08:32] ---
Gero!
[08:33] ---
Whew, it came back!
[08:35] ---
We did it!
[08:37] ---
Thank goodness!
[08:40] ---
Na—
[08:46] ---
No looking!
[08:48] ---
Nooooo!
[08:52] ---
Thus, the Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness ended in failure.
[08:56] ---
However, a second and third fearsome
operation were lying in wait.
[09:01] ---
What fate is in store for the Earth?!
SIGN To Be Continued
[09:07] ---
The Great and Fearsome
Operation Darkness ended in failure.
[09:11] ---
However, the invaders have not yet
given up on our beautiful blue Earth.
[09:20] ---
Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Whitening, Sir!
[09:25] ---
So, on to the next operation!
[09:28] ---
Y-You jerk!
[09:29] ---
You still haven't learned after all that?!
[09:32] ---
It's all your fault, all your fault!
[09:34] ---
There, there, red daruma.
[09:36] ---
But, what is the next operation?
[09:39] ---
I brought it over!
[09:40] ---
My frightening ultimate weapon
for invading Pekopon!
[09:45] ---
It's called:
SIGN White-White Snow Falls to Bring White Warmth to a White World Gas
[09:46] ---
"White-White Snow Falls to Bring
White Warmth to a White World Gas"!
[09:52] ---
This is amazing!
[09:54] ---
Aww, it just looks like ordinary spray.
[09:57] ---
With this perfect color aerosol I invented,
I can turn anything pure white!
[10:04] ---
With this, the Great and Fearsome
Operation Whitening I thought of
[10:07] ---
can be put into effect!
SIGN The Great and Fearsome Operation Whitening
[10:11] ---
So, about how to use it.
[10:13] ---
Yeah, tell us.
[10:14] ---
This time, listen up before
pressing the switch.
[10:17] ---
Gero.
SIGN Click
[10:20] ---
What was that sound just now?
SIGN Operation Begins
[10:22] ---
Didn't I tell you to listen
to the explanation first?
[10:25] ---
Gero!
[10:28] ---
Sheesh! You never do anything right!
[10:30] ---
But I...
[10:33] ---
It hasn't really changed all that much.
[10:37] ---
Sure about that?
[10:40] ---
Gero.
[10:40] ---
The background's getting kinda whitish.
[10:44] ---
Oh! Same here!
[10:46] ---
Not just there!
[10:48] ---
This entire base is steadily
turning white from the gas.
[10:52] ---
What?!
[10:54] ---
Did you see that?!
[10:56] ---
We'll use this gas
[10:57] ---
to make all of Pekopon pure white!
SIGN Pure White...
[10:59] ---
After that, we'll repaint it my color
SIGN Invade With My Color!
[11:02] ---
in a terrifying operation!
[11:04] ---
Why, you!
[11:05] ---
You used such a gas on this secret base?!
[11:09] ---
Uh, well...
[11:09] ---
Sheesh.
[11:11] ---
Uncle!
[11:11] ---
What's all the fuss about?
[11:14] ---
Gero!
[11:15] ---
Mois, your...
[11:17] ---
Your usual healthy light-brown skin is now...
SIGN Pure White
[11:19] ---
Pure white!
[11:26] ---
Or, like...
SIGN Skin Whitening
[11:27] ---
White-skinned beauty?
[11:29] ---
Grrr!
[11:30] ---
Are you saying that to spite me
because I'm black?!
[11:32] ---
Speaking of which, I too have
started to turn white.
[11:35] ---
Gero... me, too.
[11:38] ---
Or, like, sharing fortune?
[11:41] ---
It works! It really works!
[11:43] ---
No! What about me?!
[11:45] ---
Just a bit white.
[11:46] ---
Mr. Sergeant!
[11:48] ---
I am also gray anti-aging!
[11:52] ---
That's it!
[11:53] ---
Could it be...
[11:55] ---
...the Johnny Ridden
custom bright red Zaku R2
[11:58] ---
I worked hard painting
last night will turn white?!
[12:01] ---
Or, like, selfish blunder?
[12:03] ---
Now it'll be Shin Matsunaga's
custom white Zaku!
[12:05] ---
But anyway, Mr. Sergeant!
[12:07] ---
Look at my white body!
[12:09] ---
Gero!
[12:10] ---
Commander!
[12:12] ---
My body is all white!
[12:14] ---
Geh...
[12:15] ---
Not just his coloring,
even his body outlines are white!
[12:18] ---
Can hardly see him now.
[12:20] ---
Oh, no! Save me!
[12:22] ---
Well, your appearance was always
weak, so it's too late to protest.
SIGN Shock...
[12:27] ---
But, as an assassin specializing
in covert action,
[12:30] ---
isn't this rather convenient?
[12:32] ---
Rather?
[12:33] ---
Convenient?
[12:36] ---
He's sinking.
[12:38] ---
But, anyway...
[12:39] ---
"Anyway"?
[12:39] ---
How mean!
[12:40] ---
Look, the background's
also turned pure white.
[12:44] ---
Now we won't be able to
tell where we are anymore!
[12:48] ---
But anyway, what do you think, Mr. Sergeant?
[12:50] ---
I am far whiter than that woman.
[12:53] ---
More like, you're too white to see.
[12:55] ---
Just like Dororo!
[12:57] ---
Or, like, double kismet?
SIGN Shock...
[12:59] ---
Not that!
[13:01] ---
Hey, what do we do, Keroro?
[13:03] ---
If we leave things as they are...
[13:05] ---
...the whole screen will turn pure white!
[13:08] ---
Or, like, censored broadcast?
[13:10] ---
This is bad!
[13:11] ---
Bad in many ways!
[13:13] ---
I know!
[13:14] ---
How about we add color to us
with paint or something?
[13:17] ---
Now that's right! Great idea!
SIGN Rainbow Operation
[13:20] ---
I'll call it: "Keroro Rainbow Operation"!
[13:25] ---
Here's a plastic-model color
compressor I found in your room.
[13:29] ---
Or, like, very prepared?
[13:30] ---
Hurry, Keroro!
[13:32] ---
I'm doing it right now!
[13:34] ---
Hurry or else...
[13:36] ---
Or, like, pure-white picture?
[13:38] ---
We'll be just fine!
[13:47] ---
Hey, this isn't paint! Oh, no!
[13:49] ---
Gero!
[13:50] ---
I completely forgot that I had it set on
the matte white I was using last night!
[13:55] ---
With our bodies already turning white,
that's further insult to injury!
[14:01] ---
Later, everyone!
[14:03] ---
Gero!
[14:04] ---
You total nincompoop!
[14:06] ---
Or, like, ad-libs okay?
[14:08] ---
They can't see your mouth, so why not?
[14:11] ---
Try saying something?
[14:11] ---
I was against this.
[14:12] ---
We can say anything!
[14:15] ---
The Great and Fearsome
Operation Whitening,
[14:17] ---
with everything cloaked in white darkness,
failed spectacularly!
[14:20] ---
However, a third terrifying
operation is lying in wait!
[14:23] ---
What fate is in store for the Earth?!
[14:35] ---
The Great and Fearsome Operation
Whitening tragically ended in failure.
[14:39] ---
However, the invaders are about to begin
an even more terrifying ultimate operation!
[14:47] ---
Keroro: The Great and Fearsome
Operation Standstill, Sir!
[14:53] ---
Phew, that ended badly.
[14:56] ---
You're one to talk!
[14:58] ---
I'm over here.
[14:59] ---
I'm here, really.
[15:01] ---
With how things were, I seriously
wondered what we should do.
[15:04] ---
Or, like, protests flooding?
[15:06] ---
But, you can rest easy!
[15:09] ---
This time for sure, you'll see
my fearsome ultimate operation!
SIGN Ultimate Operation
[15:15] ---
Ultimate operation?
[15:18] ---
Do you remember the planet anesthetic the
Galulu Platoon once used against Pekopon?
[15:24] ---
Let's see...
[15:25] ---
It was that thing that completely
stopped time in Pekopon, right?
[15:30] ---
That's right.
[15:31] ---
And development of an
improved version has been a success!
[15:35] ---
What?!
[15:36] ---
Huh?!
[15:38] ---
Though it's still in development,
[15:41] ---
this brings about a limited
time-stopping effect.
[15:44] ---
I call it "Stop, Time! The Vertigo of Life:
The World System"!
[15:49] ---
Wow...
[15:51] ---
This is wonderful!
[15:52] ---
So long as I have this, I can take
that cursed Natsumi Hinata...
[15:56] ---
...and do this...
SIGN Tabasco
SIGN Wasabi
[15:57] ---
Thanks for the food!
[15:59] ---
Chomp.
[16:01] ---
...and do that!
[16:07] ---
Wh-What?!
[16:08] ---
Th-This?
SIGN This kind of thing
[16:10] ---
Th-That?!
SIGN That kind of thing
[16:12] ---
Whew! All that excitement's got me thirsty!
[16:16] ---
Here is a cola, Mr. Sergeant!
[16:19] ---
Thank you!
[16:23] ---
Now, Sergeant Major Kururu,
[16:25] ---
hurry and show me how to use it!
[16:29] ---
Uh...
[16:30] ---
Why is it here?
[16:32] ---
You hit the switch once again.
[16:33] ---
What?!
[16:34] ---
Gero!
[16:35] ---
Or, like...
[16:38] ---
Geh!
SIGN Potato Chips
[16:46] ---
Gero...
[16:47] ---
This is...
[16:48] ---
Why did you go and press it
before I could explain?
[16:51] ---
Everyone's stopped completely.
[16:54] ---
Hey, just what's going to happen to us now?
[16:57] ---
Or, like, panic rising?
[17:00] ---
I'm here. I'm right here!
[17:02] ---
Shoot! Really, what do we do?
[17:06] ---
Uncle, I'm scared!
[17:08] ---
Kululu, you must have some sort
of counter-measure, right?
[17:11] ---
Well, about that...
[17:13] ---
What?!
[17:14] ---
By the way, our mouths have stopped,
[17:17] ---
so why are we talking?
[17:19] ---
Oh, about that...
[17:20] ---
It's still a prototype, in a lot of ways.
[17:23] ---
Huh? Mr. Sergeant's cola
SIGN Moving
[17:25] ---
is spilling incredibly slowly.
[17:28] ---
Oh, he's right.
[17:30] ---
It can't be!
[17:32] ---
At any rate, it's a prototype,
[17:34] ---
so time might not be fully stopped.
[17:37] ---
You mean, this is just super slow motion?
[17:41] ---
If time were fully stopped,
we wouldn't even be able to think.
[17:44] ---
Well, that's true.
[17:46] ---
Even your expression is not changing.
[17:49] ---
But, if I can move even a little bit...
[17:51] ---
I just need to press that switch, right?
[17:54] ---
Yes, that's right.
[17:55] ---
Great! Here I go!
[17:57] ---
Fight on, Giroro!
[18:01] ---
Fight on, Corporal!
[18:03] ---
Giroro!
[18:11] ---
He moved a little bit.
[18:13] ---
What're you doing, red daruma?
[18:16] ---
It's only one meter away, and yet...
[18:18] ---
Tsk! You're useless!
[18:19] ---
Shut up!
[18:20] ---
Hey, Dororo!
[18:21] ---
An assassin like you should be able to do
something in this situation, right?
[18:25] ---
I'm here.
[18:26] ---
I'm right here!
[18:27] ---
Everyone here's useless!
[18:30] ---
Uh, Corporal...
[18:31] ---
What?
[18:32] ---
Maybe because I ate too many snacks earlier,
[18:34] ---
something is moving slowly through my body.
[18:37] ---
What?
[18:38] ---
Something is slowly migrating.
SIGN Something
[18:43] ---
D-Don't tell me!
[18:45] ---
Hey! Stop it, now! Hey!
[18:47] ---
Corporal Giroro's in a bind!
[18:50] ---
Ahh...
[18:50] ---
What?!
[18:53] ---
Hey, wait!
[18:54] ---
Ah, here it is!
[18:55] ---
Please! Hold it, please!
[18:55] ---
A big wave!
[18:58] ---
Stop it! Bear with it!
[19:00] ---
I wish I could, Corporal...
[19:03] ---
Tamama, I beg you!
[19:05] ---
Don't let that something out!
[19:08] ---
I do not want to obey her request!
[19:09] ---
Quit it!
[19:10] ---
Don't strain! Hey!
[19:12] ---
Really, I beg you!
[19:13] ---
Ah, there it goes...
[19:17] ---
It's here!
[19:24] ---
Uncle! Uncle, I'm scared!
[19:27] ---
Or, like... Or, like...
[19:30] ---
Mois!
[19:31] ---
I have to hit the switch somehow!
[19:33] ---
That's all you're doing today.
[19:36] ---
But... is this really moving?
[19:39] ---
Uncle! Uncle!
[19:44] ---
Maybe I put too much into that,
SIGN Something
[19:46] ---
because it feels like something's
slowly collecting in my bladder.
[19:52] ---
In your... bladder?
[19:55] ---
Hey, now...
[19:56] ---
Hey...
[19:57] ---
Here it comes.
[19:58] ---
That impatient feeling.
[20:00] ---
Hey, hey, hey!
[20:03] ---
I don't like this, Uncle!
[20:05] ---
But, but... aaah!
[20:08] ---
What's that?
[20:10] ---
Uncle, that's too embarrassing!
[20:13] ---
Sergeant, bear with it!
[20:15] ---
I have to... I have to go to the bathroom!
[20:17] ---
Then go, if you gotta!
[20:20] ---
Huh, you were in here? I went looking
after you were gone for several days.
[20:25] ---
M-Master Fuyuki!
[20:26] ---
Please! Press that switch over there!
[20:29] ---
Sarge, why are you floating in midair?
[20:32] ---
Gero?
[20:33] ---
What's wrong with you all?
[20:35] ---
Gero...
[20:36] ---
He can't hear me.
[20:38] ---
Oh, no!
[20:39] ---
Fuyuki-san, please notice!
[20:41] ---
Fuyu-kun!
[20:43] ---
Huh? What's this clock here?
[20:46] ---
All right! That's it!
[20:48] ---
Please! I beg you, Master Fuyuki!
[20:50] ---
Fuyuki-san!
[20:52] ---
Fuyu-kun!
[20:53] ---
Huh? This clock...
[20:55] ---
H-Hurry!
[20:57] ---
Is it twelve o'clock now?
[20:58] ---
Not that!
[21:00] ---
There's a button here!
[21:02] ---
Should I push it?
SIGN Push
[21:16] ---
I...
[21:17] ---
I am...
[21:19] ---
The invaders' terrifying ultimate operation
[21:22] ---
reached a truly terrifying conclusion.
[21:25] ---
We really can't show the
next part on television.
[21:27] ---
Well, then, until the day we meet again.
[21:31] ---
Gero...
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:54] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:54] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:07] ---
Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
At last, the long broadcast
has reached its finale!
[23:11] ---
And finally, the new program,
[23:13] ---
Commander-in-Chief Keroro and
Natsumi the Hack, will start!
[23:17] ---
Hee, just kidding!
[23:19] ---
But never mind that!
[23:21] ---
Last episode of year five!
[23:22] ---
"Fuyuki & Natsumi:
The Keroro Onslaught, Sir!"
SIGN Ohganei Park
SIGN Special News Report
[23:27] ---
"Keroro: Just Kidding, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
Ge-Gero!
E256 - Fuyuki & Natsumi: The Keroro Onslaught, Sir! / Keroro: Just Kidding, Sir!
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[00:01] [SONG] ---
We are always being pushed
forward by something
[00:01] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika ni osarenagara
[00:07] [SONG] ---
As we search for the
secrets of the mysteries.
[00:07] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane wo sagashite'ru
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
Oh-oh-oh!
[00:16] [SONG] ---
O-O-O!
[00:20] [SONG] ---
On a global scale,
we might be in a revolution.
[00:20] [SONG] ---
Chikyuu kibo de bokura wa henkakuki ka mo ne
[00:25] [SONG] ---
We have greeted the time
of our evolution.
[00:25] [SONG] ---
Shinka no toki mukaeta n' da
[00:29] [SONG] ---
Donna chiicha na nazo mo sutecha okenai yo
[00:29] [SONG] ---
No matter how tiny the riddle,
I can't leave it alone.
[00:34] [SONG] ---
Gimon ga mou tomaran
[00:34] [SONG] ---
I can't stop questioning.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Daawin datte dare datte
[00:37] [SONG] ---
Even Darwin, or anyone else,
[00:40] [SONG] ---
fushigi no tane o mitsuketara
[00:40] [SONG] ---
If he found the secret of a mystery,
[00:43] [SONG] ---
kitto kitto ketsumatsu
ga shiritaku naru n' da
[00:43] [SONG] ---
I'm sure, I'm sure he'd want
to know where it leads.
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Kakurenbo?
[00:49] [SONG] ---
Hide and seek?
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Haai hai
[00:51] [SONG] ---
Yep yep!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Kenkenpa?
[00:52] [SONG] ---
Hopscotch?
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hooi hoi
[00:54] [SONG] ---
Hoi hoi!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
Yatte mitai koto, daisuki na kimi to
[00:55] [SONG] ---
All the things I wanna try,
with my love for you beside.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
suki na dake yatte shimaou ze!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
Let's just do 'em all, as many as we want!
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Hajime no ippo wo boku to fumidasou yo
[01:02] [SONG] ---
Take your first step forward with me.
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Koukishin pawaa sakuretsu sa!
[01:08] [SONG] ---
Curiosity power is bursting out!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
Bokura wa itsudemo nanika o sagashinagara
[01:14] [SONG] ---
We are always searching for something
[01:20] [SONG] ---
kagayaku mirai aruite'ku
[01:20] [SONG] ---
As we walk through a glittering future.
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop bouken!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
Never gonna stop adventuring!
[01:31] ---
In the infinitely-expanding cosmos,
[01:34] ---
there is one planet that shines beautifully.
[01:37] ---
The third planet of the Sol System, "Earth."
[01:41] ---
This planet is watched over
by alien creatures
[01:45] ---
with intelligence far beyond
that of humans.
[01:52] ---
Fuyuki & Natsumi:
The Keroro Onslaught, Sir!
[02:01] ---
Fuyuki! It's terrible!
[02:04] ---
That stupid frog!
[02:05] ---
He's finished cleaning the toilet, bath,
and everything in the house spic and span!
SIGN April
[02:12] ---
And it's not even his turn!
[02:14] ---
It's totally weird!
[02:16] ---
He's definitely up to some evil trick!
[02:19] ---
Say what you like, your way of
suspecting him is pretty sad.
[02:23] ---
That's not true!
[02:26] ---
I can't do this!
[02:27] ---
I'll be late to 623-san's public recording!
[02:30] ---
Later, Fuyuki!
[02:31] ---
Hold down the fort, 'kay?
[02:34] ---
Okay...
[02:37] ---
The Arnold Incident and
the Roswell Incident...
[02:40] ---
I've got to get this report done today.
SIGN Access Error The line has been disconnected. Please reconnect. (Reconnect)
[02:43] ---
Huh?
[02:50] ---
Wh-What's this?!
[03:04] ---
Geez! Now I won't make it
to 623-san's recording in time!
SIGN Out of Range
[03:09] ---
My phone's not reaching, either!
[03:11] ---
Whaa?! The TV's out, too?!
[03:14] ---
Geez!
[03:15] ---
This is that stupid frog's doing, too!
[03:18] ---
I knew he was up to something!
[03:21] ---
This is a special news report.
[03:23] ---
An abnormal phenomenon centered in
Inner-Tokyo has brought a magnetic storm,
[03:27] ---
leading to power outages and
electrical damage all over.
[03:31] ---
There are also reports that clocks
and cars have stopped moving.
[03:35] ---
We will continue to provide information
as it becomes available.
[03:39] ---
It's not just us.
[03:41] ---
Something's happened in all of Inner-Tokyo.
[03:44] ---
All this stuff is also
the stupid frog's doing?
[03:47] ---
But...
[03:48] ---
...he cleaned the house just like always.
[03:51] ---
Maybe it was...
[03:54] ---
...his way of saying goodbye?
[04:00] ---
The TV!
[04:00] ---
What happened?
SIGN Special News Report
SIGN Ohganei Park
[04:06] ---
Please look at this meteorite that
fell a while ago in Ohganei Park.
[04:10] ---
Could that wham just now have been that?
[04:13] ---
Seems like it.
[04:14] ---
It is thought to be the same "thing" that
has been confirmed throughout the country.
SIGN Special News Report
SIGN Ohganei Park
[04:18] ---
It is dangerous, so please stay back!
SIGN Special News Report
SIGN Inner-Tokyo City
[04:21] ---
The scale of the crater
is small for a meteorite,
SIGN Special News Report
SIGN Ohganei Park
[04:23] ---
and expert opinion is still
divided as to its true identity.
[04:27] ---
TV crews, move further back!
[04:30] ---
We have separate footage now!
SIGN Special News Report
SIGN Ohganei Park
[04:32] ---
The footage is of a mysterious object...
[04:35] ---
Huh?
[04:36] ---
At the center of the object,
there's some sort of change...
[04:40] ---
Please look! Could that be a lid?
[04:43] ---
Wait a minute.
[04:45] ---
It's gradually rising like a screw!
[04:49] ---
Th-This is terrible!
[04:51] ---
Something's come out of it!
[04:54] ---
What is it?
[04:55] ---
An alien?
[05:06] ---
No, it can't be!
SIGN Special News Report
SIGN Ohganei Park
[05:08] ---
It's a monster!
[05:09] ---
A green monster has appeared!
[05:12] ---
S-Stupid frog?!
[05:13] ---
Sarge?!
[05:15] ---
What's that?
[05:16] ---
This is terrible!
[05:17] ---
It has something like a gun in its hand!
[05:20] ---
So it really is an enemy?
[05:22] ---
Wait a minute.
[05:24] ---
It seems to be saying something.
[05:26] ---
Sound technician, can you pick it up?
[05:28] ---
Ge, gero ge, ge-ge gero.
[05:30] ---
Gero-gero-gero.
[05:31] ---
Ge ge ge ge.
[05:32] ---
What is he saying?
[05:32] ---
Gero-ge, gero gero gero.
[05:34] ---
Wonder if his translator is broken...
[05:35] ---
Gero gero gero.
[05:37] ---
This...
[05:38] ---
Ge, gero gero gero, gero gero ge.
[05:38] ---
This could be the original Keronian language.
[05:42] ---
Somebody's approaching it!
SIGN Special News Report
SIGN Ohganei
[05:44] ---
They appear to be attempting
to show their friendship.
[05:47] ---
Thank you for coming all this way
from a far-off planet!
[05:51] ---
We all welcome you here!
[05:56] ---
Oh, my God!
[05:58] ---
It's terrible!
[05:59] ---
The monster has started attacking!
[06:01] ---
People are being hit by the
monster's ray, one after another!
[06:04] ---
Women are turned to demon girls,
[06:06] ---
and men are, for some reason,
turned into something sloppy!
SIGN Special News Report
SIGN Ohganei Park
[06:11] ---
Hey, look!
[06:12] ---
The meteroite has started moving!
[06:20] ---
Sis!
[06:21] ---
I have to go stop them!
[06:22] ---
But...
[06:23] ---
There must be some weapon underground.
[06:26] ---
Wait!
SIGN TV Inner-Tokyo Please Wait
[06:34] ---
Sarge...
[06:36] ---
Since it's come to this,
[06:38] ---
the only one who can stop them is me!
[06:45] ---
No!
[06:47] ---
Sis, you all right?!
[06:48] ---
Fuyuki! Run!
[06:49] ---
R-Right!
[06:50] ---
Hurry!
[07:30] ---
Now!
[07:31] ---
Hurry!
[07:32] ---
Right!
[07:41] ---
It doesn't seem to have come in any further.
[07:45] ---
Though there are currently
no destructive actions,
[07:47] ---
all the nation's major cities have been
occupied by multiple mysterious machines.
[07:53] ---
There are rumors that two of them
were destroyed in Osaka,
[07:56] ---
but this has not yet been confirmed.
[07:58] ---
Several demands, thought to be
from the mysterious visitors,
[08:01] ---
have been received by
government computers.
[08:05] ---
Work will be 5 minutes per day.
[08:07] ---
Reduce consumption tax 20%.
[08:09] ---
Keronians get priority for cushy jobs!
[08:11] ---
Captain Geroro will be broadcast
daily during primetime.
[08:15] ---
Make cooling sheets be
effective a little longer...
[08:18] ---
Why's the stupid frog doing this now?
[08:21] ---
He was engrossed in his models
and manga until yesterday!
[08:25] ---
It was... in order to adapt, maybe.
[08:29] ---
I read it once in a science fiction novel.
[08:32] ---
It was a story where aliens
come to invade Earth.
[08:35] ---
The aliens are so scientifically advanced
[08:39] ---
that even the newest of
human weapons fall flat,
[08:42] ---
but they can't adapt to the bacteria
living on Earth, and are wiped out.
[08:48] ---
Sarge and his crew
SIGN Unbalance Q
[08:50] ---
have been biding their time
[08:52] ---
as they adapted to the Earth.
[08:54] ---
And, now that they have positive proof
that the Earth is safe for them,
[09:01] ---
they've started the
full-blown invasion, maybe.
[09:05] ---
I don't care anymore.
[09:08] ---
Sis?
[09:11] ---
Let's go sneak to the kitchen
and bring back something to eat.
[09:16] ---
Fuyuki...
[09:19] ---
Stay with me.
[09:23] ---
Sure.
[09:26] ---
Yes.
[09:27] ---
This is what real aliens are like.
[09:30] ---
Compared to the ones humans
imagined in novels or movies,
[09:33] ---
they're creatures who are more sly, of superior
intelligence, and of unparalleled ruthlessness.
[09:38] ---
That's what aliens are.
[09:42] ---
Even so...
[09:49] ---
It's getting closer!
[09:56] ---
Right above us!
[10:01] ---
Gero gero gero!
[10:02] ---
Foolish Pekoponians!
[10:05] ---
Sarge?!
[10:05] ---
As of today, we will be
the rulers of this planet!
[10:09] ---
First, as a warning,
[10:11] ---
we will annihilate this house!
[10:14] ---
Gero gero gero gero gero!
[10:14] ---
Sarge... Is it true?
[10:17] ---
Geeero gero gero gero gero gero!
[10:17] ---
Are you really invading the Earth?!
[10:21] ---
Geeero gero gero gero gero!
[10:21] ---
Sarge! Stop it, Sarge!
[10:25] ---
Sarge!
[10:34] ---
Just kidding!
[10:39] ---
Today is April Fool's!
[10:41] ---
Even if I lie, you can't get mad!
[10:43] ---
For Pekopon, it's a pretty nifty event!
[10:56] ---
Ya-hoo!
[10:57] ---
I did my best, too!
[11:04] ---
Gero?
[11:05] ---
You really liked it that—
[11:08] ---
S-Sis?
[11:10] ---
Ah, okay, I guess not...
[11:11] ---
Oh, yeah, April Fool's!
[11:13] ---
Ow, ow ow ow ow!
[11:14] ---
So that's what it was!
[11:15] ---
That was very fun!
[11:22] ---
From this day forward, April Fool's was
eternally outlawed at the Hinata house.
SIGN Review Meeting!
SIGN Review Meeting!
SIGN In Yokosuka
on Business!
[11:36] ---
Lady Natsumi is just horrible!
[11:38] ---
April Fool's is a day when
it's okay to tell lies!
[11:42] ---
Oh, dear. Mr. Sergeant seems to have
gotten a good scolding from Natsumi.
[11:46] ---
If we'd known this was going to happen,
we should have invaded for real!
[11:50] ---
Hey, Keroro!
[11:52] ---
Yeah?
[11:53] ---
I went all the way to Osaka
and waited on standby.
[11:57] ---
Why didn't my turn come up at all?!
[11:59] ---
For the sake of time, the Osaka scene
was done using radio announcer lines.
SIGN There are rumors that two of them were destroyed in Osaka, but this has not yet been confirmed!
[12:03] ---
Hey, I was against this
stupid prank from the start!
[12:07] ---
Huh?
[12:09] ---
Why can't you guys take a joke?
[12:12] ---
Not broadminded enough
to enjoy a little prank?
[12:16] ---
Besides, there was no actual damage done!
[12:22] ---
Sarge, do you have a moment?
[12:25] ---
Hi! You enjoyed my prank project
today, right, Master Fuyuki?
[12:31] ---
Sure, I did,
[12:33] ---
but it seems this got broken.
[12:36] ---
Gero?
[12:38] ---
Oh, dear!
[12:39] ---
I messed up!
SIGN Actual Damage Detected!
[12:41] ---
Actual damage detected!
[12:44] ---
My precious report, that I've
spent years assembling, is on it.
[12:48] ---
Oh, I see!
[12:49] ---
Well...
[12:50] ---
I'll take care of it!
[12:52] ---
With Keronian Army technology,
[12:54] ---
fixing a computer will be a cinch!
[13:01] ---
Keroro: Just Kidding, Sir!
[13:07] ---
Good grief...
[13:08] ---
Honestly!
[13:09] ---
Why is Kululu away on business
at a time like this?!
[13:13] ---
Yokosuka!
[13:15] ---
Let's see, a computer shop...
[13:17] ---
The computer shop's at...
[13:20] ---
Gero?
[13:21] ---
Sudden attack! An Andromedian Husky!
[13:24] ---
Gero!
SIGN No Dumping Trash!
SIGN No Dumping Trash!
[13:35] ---
Th-This is terrible!
[13:38] ---
Oof!
[13:40] ---
Gero?
SIGN Stampede
[13:42] ---
Sudden onslaught!
A large pack of space cerberuses!
[13:45] ---
Gero!
[13:52] ---
M-Master Fuyuki's... computer...
[13:58] ---
Sudden appearance! A mini black hole!
[14:00] ---
Why?!
[14:04] ---
Master Fuyuki's computer!
[14:09] ---
Gero!
[14:12] ---
What'll I do?!
[14:14] ---
Just kidding!
SIGN The Original Space Candid Camera!
SIGN The Original Space Candid Camera!
[14:19] ---
Space... Candid... Camera?
[14:25] ---
Okay, face the camera and make a V-sign!
[14:29] ---
Big success!
[14:31] ---
Oh, so it was just a prank?
[14:35] ---
You surprised me!
[14:37] ---
Okay, restore that computer to normal and—
[14:39] ---
Here!
[14:40] ---
Don't worry!
[14:41] ---
We prepared the latest
model computer in exchange!
[14:45] ---
Gero?
[14:46] ---
The latest model in exchange?
[14:48] ---
Bye-bee!
[14:50] ---
Uh, I need that computer itself back...
[14:53] ---
A real black hole sure is intense!
[14:58] ---
H-Hey, wait!
[15:00] ---
You can't do that!
[15:03] ---
Inside of that...
[15:05] ---
Inside of that...
[15:07] ---
...is the crystallization of Master Fuyuki's
blood and sweat, tightly packed.
[15:18] ---
What's wrong, Sarge?
[15:19] ---
Oh, you fixed my computer!
SIGN Gulp!
[15:21] ---
Gulp!
[15:22] ---
Well...
[15:24] ---
...about your computer...
[15:26] ---
...the truth is...
[15:27] ---
...I dropped it in a ditch,
[15:28] ---
and it was run over by space cerberuses,
[15:31] ---
then it got sucked into a mini black hole...
[15:35] ---
I'm very sorry!
[15:38] ---
Come on, Sarge!
[15:39] ---
You're trying to surprise me again, right?
[15:42] ---
April Fool's is outlawed here, you know?
[15:46] ---
Oh... right, I forgot that!
[15:49] ---
Actually, it was fixed long ago.
[15:51] ---
So, I'll go get it right now!
[15:59] ---
Slump...
[16:00] ---
Whaa?!
[16:01] ---
You told him it was fixed?!
[16:05] ---
Yeah.
[16:07] ---
What are you doing,
telling a lie like that now?
[16:11] ---
Didn't that prank you pulled earlier end up
making it harder to tell him, as well?
SIGN Yokosuka Curry
[16:16] ---
Since it's been gobbled by a black hole,
[16:20] ---
it'll be impossible even for me
to return it to normal.
[16:23] ---
Nope, nope nope nope nope!
[16:26] ---
Since it's come to this...
[16:29] ---
Wonder if my computer's fixed already?
[16:31] ---
Just kidding! Sir!
[16:35] ---
Just kidding! Sir!
[16:37] ---
Sergeant, what have you been doing?
[16:40] ---
Isn't it obvious?
[16:42] ---
I'm practicing my, "Just kidding! Sir!"
[16:46] ---
Is this the time to be doing that?!
[16:48] ---
If I honestly tell Master Fuyuki that I was
kidding when I said his computer was fixed,
[16:53] ---
it's possible that he might forgive me.
[16:57] ---
But, wouldn't apologizing that way
have the opposite effect?
[17:00] ---
Just kidding! Sir!
[17:03] ---
Well! Either way, Fuyuki's
computer isn't coming back.
[17:11] ---
I just wanted to make Master Fuyuki
and Lady Natsumi happy, that's all.
[17:18] ---
That's all I wanted... so why...
[17:23] ---
I no longer know what I should do...
[17:29] ---
Just kidding!
[17:32] ---
Just kidding!
[17:36] ---
Just kid—
[17:39] ---
Fuyuki-san!
[17:47] ---
Just kidding!
SIGN Huh?
[17:49] ---
Huh?
[17:51] ---
What do you mean?
[17:53] ---
Actually, I'd made a back-up
of the data on that computer.
SIGN Back-Up!
[17:58] ---
What?!
[17:59] ---
So, you don't need to worry. I'll be fine!
[18:03] ---
Master Fuyuki...
[18:06] ---
Sorry I didn't tell you, Sarge.
[18:11] ---
Aww, he had us completely fooled!
[18:14] ---
So he got even with you for earlier, huh?
[18:16] ---
Or, like, one-punch comeback?
[18:18] ---
Now there's nothing to complain about.
SIGN Warning
[18:26] ---
What's going on?
[18:32] ---
It looks like someone's jumped
into this black hole here.
[18:36] ---
Jumped into a black hole?!
[18:39] ---
Who in the world did that?!
[18:42] ---
I'll take a quick look.
[18:44] ---
Push the button.
[18:49] ---
Mr. Sergeant?!
[18:50] ---
Uncle!
[18:51] ---
No way...
[18:52] ---
In order to search for Fuyuki's computer,
[18:56] ---
Keroro jumped into a black hole?
[18:58] ---
But he said he had backed up the data.
[19:03] ---
Whatever it takes!
[19:05] ---
Whatever it takes!
[19:06] ---
I will make sure to find
Master Fuyuki's computer!
[19:14] ---
Darn it!
[19:16] ---
I can't give up over this!
[19:18] ---
I will...
[19:19] ---
I will find it and bring it back!
[19:26] ---
Oh, no! Pull him out, quickly!
[19:33] ---
What's most important is that
Commander-dono came back safely.
[19:37] ---
Plus, it's amazing enough that he
came back safely from a black hole.
[19:42] ---
Having found and brought that back
can only be called a miracle!
[19:52] ---
Is... that...
[19:55] ---
It's a piece of your computer, Master Fuyuki.
[19:59] ---
But, wasn't that sucked up into a black hole?
[20:03] ---
Sarge, you went into a black hole?!
[20:06] ---
Finding this was the best I could manage.
[20:10] ---
Sarge...
[20:12] ---
I'd backed up that data, so I'm fine.
[20:16] ---
That's a lie.
[20:18] ---
Master Fuyuki, you didn't want me
to keep feeling bad,
[20:23] ---
so you told a lie.
[20:27] ---
Master Fuyuki, I'm sorry I lost
your precious report.
[20:32] ---
And I'm sorry for having made you lie,
when you didn't need to!
[20:47] ---
Anyway, I'll have to start researching
my report from square one again.
[20:52] ---
You'll help me, right?
[20:53] ---
Sarge?
[20:55] ---
Of course I will!
[20:57] ---
Fuyuki!
[20:58] ---
Stupid frog!
[21:00] ---
Dinner's ready!
[21:02] ---
Even so, Master Fuyuki, you're really
bad at saying, "Just kidding!"
[21:07] ---
Am I really?
[21:08] ---
Watch me closely.
[21:10] ---
"Just kidding!"
[21:13] ---
"Just kidding!"
[21:14] ---
No, not like that.
[21:16] ---
"Just kidding!"
[21:17] ---
See? Now, if you please.
[21:17] ---
What are they doing?
[21:19] ---
Just kidding!
[21:22] ---
Just kidding!
[21:23] ---
Just kidding!
[21:25] ---
Just kidding!
[21:26] ---
Thus, April Fool's became an
unforgettable day for the Hinata household.
[21:32] ---
Just kidding!
[21:50] [SONG] ---
I planned on thinking,
but I just got sleepy again.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
Kangaeru tsumori ga mata nemuku nari
[21:55] [SONG] ---
(Yawn...)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
(fua~~)
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:55] [SONG] ---
Keroro!
[21:57] [SONG] ---
It happens a lot on Pekopon.
[21:57] [SONG] ---
Pekopon ja yoku aru koto
[22:00] [SONG] ---
On Keron, they got mad at me.
[22:00] [SONG] ---
Keron ja... okorareta~
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Study!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
(Gakushuu shiro!)
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Fighting until my body dries out.
[22:03] [SONG] ---
Tatakai de kono karada ga kawaku made
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Woorrgh!)
[22:08] [SONG] ---
(Uo~~)
[22:09] [SONG] ---
You liar!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
Uso da!
[22:10] [SONG] ---
I can't go back to my planet.
[22:10] [SONG] ---
Hoshi ni wa kaerenai
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(So many fond memories...)
[22:14] [SONG] ---
(Mina, natsukashii...)
[22:15] [SONG] ---
I do not really care.
[22:15] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii desuu
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Couldn't care less...
[22:19] [SONG] ---
Betsu ni ii zee~
[22:22] [SONG] ---
When in Rome,
we're all in on it together.
[22:22] [SONG] ---
Gou ni haitchaeba nareai jan
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Yay! ♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
(Iei♪)
[22:27] [SONG] ---
We'll go back home.
[22:27] [SONG] ---
O-uchi ni kaeru
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Where?
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Doko da
[22:30] [SONG] ---
The home we'll go back to.
[22:30] [SONG] ---
Kaeru o-uchi wa
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? It's the secret base.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
Kekero? himitsu kichi da to
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Guess so.)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
(Ma~ na)
[22:37] [SONG] ---
I think, sir.
[22:37] [SONG] ---
omou de arimasu
[22:40] [SONG] ---
One, two!
[22:40] [SONG] ---
See no!
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Not a betrayal.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
Uragiri ja naku
[22:43] [SONG] ---
A grand operation!
[22:43] [SONG] ---
daisakusen
[22:44] [SONG] ---
We're just lying low.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
senpukuchuu to
[22:47] [SONG] ---
So we'll say in our report, which we'll
turn in just before the deadline.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
houkoku sa teishutsu wa shimekiri no chokuzen
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...When was it again?
[22:53] [SONG] ---
...Itsu da kke??
[22:55] [SONG] ---
(Preparing early is the crux of it...)
[22:55] [SONG] ---
(Hayame ni junbi ga kimo de gozaru yo...)
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
Kero kero!
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(S-Something other than
invasion, though, please!)
[22:58] [SONG] ---
(Shi-Shinryaku igai de o-tanomimousu!)
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!
[23:00] [SONG] ---
Kero kero?!