# Season 4 (155-205)
# E155 - Keroro Platoon in Top Form, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Major Resonance, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2J479/keroro-platoon-in-top-form-sir--keroro-platoon-major-resonance-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:30] ---**
2007 A.D.
***SIGN*** 2007 A.D.
**[01:33] ---**
Earth is suddenly exposed to the menace
of mysterious extraterrestrial lifeforms.
**[01:58] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[02:01] [SONG] ---**
Keron, iron, cyclone!
**[02:04] ---**
What is this song?
**[02:04] [SONG] ---**
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
**[02:08] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[02:11] [SONG] ---**
Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
**[02:13] ---**
Hey...
**[02:14] [SONG] ---**
Who needs holding back? Toss it away!
**[02:20] ---**
Noooo!
**[02:28] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[02:32] [SONG] ---**
Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
**[02:35] [SONG] ---**
Who needs work? Throw it away!
***SIGN*** Bloop
**[02:42] ---**
Keroro Platoon in Top Form, Sir!
**[02:48] ---**
You're gonna be late, Sis!
**[02:50] ---**
Wait!
**[02:53] ---**
It's unusual for you to get up late.
**[02:55] ---**
I had a weird dream.
**[02:58] ---**
A weird dream?
**[02:59] ---**
It was totally repulsive!
**[03:02] ---**
The stupid frogs were singing and dancing...
**[03:05] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[03:09] [SONG] ---**
Keron, iron, cyclone.
**[03:13] ---**
I'm singing it again!
**[03:17] ---**
See you later!
**[03:18] ---**
What is this song?! I hate it!
**[03:21] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[03:24] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[03:24] ---**
The experiment is a complete success.
**[03:26] [SONG] ---**
Keron, iron, cyclone.
**[03:27] ---**
We made Lady Natsumi listen to this
Keroro Platoon song while she was sleeping!
**[03:29] [SONG] ---**
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
**[03:31] ---**
It seems she already can't
get it out of her head!
**[03:33] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[03:36] ---**
We made this after I did plenty of research
on Pekoponian music scales and rhythm.
**[03:36] [SONG] ---**
Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
**[03:39] [SONG] ---**
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
**[03:40] ---**
Or, like, hypno learning?
**[03:43] ---**
That's not all!
**[03:44] ---**
Say what you will, the Keroro Platoon
came together to create this song!
**[03:48] [SONG] ---**
Throw it away!
***SIGN*** Soul Shout
**[03:50] ---**
Our souls are embedded within it!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song Project
**[03:52] ---**
The Keroro Platoon Song Project!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song Project
Lyrics, Music: Me
Singers: Keroro Platoon
**[03:55] ---**
What does that have to do with the invasion?!
**[03:59] ---**
It'll be a million-seller.
**[04:01] ---**
Million-seller?
***SIGN*** Shameless plug: On sale April 7th! Keroro Platoon Song CD, Cassette Tape
***SIGN*** Advertising Poster
**[04:03] ---**
The plan is to make the song a hit,
**[04:05] ---**
and when the world recognizes the
greatness of the Keroro Platoon,
***SIGN*** Related merchandise, naturally
**[04:06] [SONG] ---**
The "ke" in Keroro is a "kekkero ke."
***SIGN*** Excess Stock
**[04:09] ---**
that will be the first step in the invasion.
**[04:10] [SONG] ---**
The invasion should be totally easy.
**[04:12] ---**
You mean invading by music?
**[04:13] [SONG] ---**
But I carelessly took a nap,
**[04:15] ---**
I would be happy to assist with
that kind of peaceful invasion.
**[04:17] [SONG] ---**
And did a double-take at my own face.
**[04:19] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, didn't you say the
same kind of thing last year?
**[04:20] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[04:22] ---**
This time is different!
**[04:24] ---**
I have a foolproof plan!
**[04:24] [SONG] ---**
Keron, iron, cyclone.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song Project
Lyrics, Music: Me
Singers: Keroro Platoon
**[04:27] ---**
Or, like, novel mindset?
**[04:27] [SONG] ---**
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion
**[04:29] ---**
For the sake of invading Pekopon,
we'll target this half first.
**[04:33] ---**
For the sake of invading this half,
we'll target this country.
**[04:33] [SONG] ---**
The "gi" in Giroro is a "girogirogirorin."
**[04:36] ---**
For the sake of invading this country,
we'll target this area.
**[04:37] [SONG] ---**
Glaring at the invasion,
giving it a dirty look.
**[04:39] ---**
For the sake of invading this area,
we'll target Inner-Tokyo.
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo
**[04:41] [SONG] ---**
But sometimes I lose control of myself.
**[04:43] ---**
So we'll invade steadily,
starting with a small area.
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
Knock on wood.
Turn it into sawdust! Take that!
**[04:47] ---**
Still, that first small step
towards invasion...
**[04:48] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[04:50] ---**
...is Kissho Academy, where Lady Natsumi
and Master Fuyuki go to school!
**[04:51] [SONG] ---**
Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
**[04:54] ---**
Specifically, the broadcast room!
***SIGN*** Broadcast Room
**[04:56] ---**
That's a very small step.
**[04:59] ---**
What?!
**[05:01] ---**
We'll hijack the broadcast
room during lunchtime,
**[05:04] ---**
broadcast our Keroro Platoon
song all over the school,
**[05:07] ---**
and capture the hearts of
all the youngsters there!
**[05:11] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[05:13] ---**
One piece of toast really isn't enough
to carry me through to lunchtime.
***SIGN*** Growl
**[05:20] ---**
Natsumi-chan...
**[05:21] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai!
**[05:23] ---**
Oh, no! Did he hear my stomach growl?
**[05:26] ---**
I'm gonna be the DJ
**[05:28] ---**
for today's lunchtime broadcast.
**[05:32] ---**
Make sure you listen in. See you.
**[05:36] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[05:37] ---**
Those guys...
**[05:40] ---**
All hands ready?
**[05:41] ---**
We are now going to make an
assault on the broadcast room.
**[05:45] ---**
What are you guys doing?
**[05:47] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you?!
**[05:49] ---**
We're starting our invasion
on the local level!
**[05:52] ---**
Once we play our Keroro Platoon song,
**[05:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[05:53] ---**
these kids will never get it
out of their heads!
**[05:56] ---**
Huh...
**[05:58] ---**
Is it this song?
**[05:59] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[06:03] [SONG] ---**
Keron, iron, cyclone.
**[06:03] ---**
Boy, what a masterpiece! Gero?
**[06:06] ---**
You guys were behind my dream
this morning, weren't you?
**[06:09] ---**
Excuse me?
Whatever are you talking about?
**[06:11] ---**
Don't play dumb!
**[06:12] ---**
Shoot!
**[06:14] ---**
We'll bulldoze our way through!
**[06:17] ---**
Get back here!
**[06:18] ---**
Hey, do you know this one?
**[06:20] ---**
Let's see...
**[06:23] ---**
Wait, stupid frog!
**[06:25] ---**
You're stubborn!
**[06:27] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Use 623's
signed telephone card! Gero?!
**[06:31] ---**
W-When did he...?
***SIGN*** Don't do this at your school.
**[06:37] ---**
I can sell this for a lot of money.
**[06:40] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu is out.
**[06:42] ---**
Everyone split up and head
for the broadcast room!
**[06:42] ---**
Stop!
**[06:45] ---**
Roger!
**[06:46] ---**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Science Room
**[06:48] ---**
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
**[06:50] ---**
U-Um, Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:53] ---**
I made lunch today.
**[06:57] ---**
So I thought maybe we could share it...
**[07:00] ---**
This is the special occult lunch
that milady Momoka
***SIGN*** Special Occult Lunch
**[07:04] ---**
woke up at three in the morning to make.
**[07:08] ---**
Something smells delicious!
**[07:09] ---**
Sweet chestnut pyramids, potato Moai statues,
***SIGN*** Pyramids
(sweet chestnuts)
***SIGN*** Moai Statues
(potatoes)
**[07:13] ---**
Mothmen made out of Vienna sausages.
***SIGN*** Mothmen
(Vienna sausages)
***SIGN*** Skyfish
(snow fungus)
***SIGN*** Grays
(boiled eggs)
**[07:16] ---**
This is incredible, Nishizawa-san!
**[07:18] ---**
Thanks!
**[07:19] ---**
All right! The beginning of a new semester,
and I've scored lots of points already!
**[07:23] ---**
Let me eat, too!
**[07:27] ---**
Tama-pest...
**[07:29] ---**
What the heck do you think you're doing?!
**[07:34] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama... is out.
**[07:41] ---**
Th-That...
***SIGN*** No running in the hall!!
**[07:44] ---**
Move it! Move it!
**[07:46] ---**
Move it! Move it!
***SIGN*** No running in the hall!!
**[07:48] ---**
Commander-dono, you are not supposed to...
**[07:52] ---**
...run in the hall.
**[07:55] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo is out.
**[07:58] ---**
What's this? Is Saburo-senpai
enjoying an early lunch?
**[08:01] ---**
Maybe I should have invited Natsumi-chan.
**[08:04] ---**
After all, her stomach was growling...
**[08:08] ---**
Still, it was a surprisingly cute sound.
**[08:10] ---**
You dare make sport of
Natsumi's embarrassing sound?
**[08:13] ---**
Unforgivable!
**[08:17] ---**
What's that?
**[08:18] ---**
Since you want to get violent... There!
**[08:23] ---**
How do you like this?!
**[08:25] ---**
What the...?!
**[08:30] ---**
Corporal Giroro is out.
**[08:32] ---**
Halt!
**[08:34] ---**
It looks like I'm the only one left!
**[08:37] ---**
There!
***SIGN*** Broadcast Room
***SIGN*** Dash Dash Dash Dash Dash Dash
**[08:39] ---**
Found it!
***SIGN*** Broadcast Room
**[08:46] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Storage Room Authorized Personnel Only
**[08:49] ---**
This is really a storage room.
**[08:51] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[08:53] ---**
Why, you... You tricked me!
**[08:53] ---**
It's a good thing the stupid frog
is such a simpleton.
**[08:56] ---**
True...
**[08:57] ---**
However...
**[08:58] ---**
...I'm not going to give up so easily! Click!
**[09:09] ---**
Are you okay, Uncle?
**[09:11] ---**
Thank you, Lady Mois.
**[09:13] ---**
I'll use this Keropod Shuffle
**[09:14] ---**
to fill the ears of everyone in this school
with the Keroro Platoon song.
***SIGN*** Keropod Shuffle
**[09:19] ---**
Incidentally, this is the backside.
***SIGN*** Backside Illustration
**[09:33] ---**
It's complete! The Keropod Robot!
***SIGN*** Keropod Robot
**[09:36] ---**
Huh...
**[09:38] ---**
Hey! What are you planning to do?!
**[09:41] ---**
Wait and see... or rather, wait and hear!
**[09:48] ---**
Um, which one is it again?
**[09:51] ---**
There!
**[09:52] ---**
It's a 120-minute tape, so they'll
hear plenty of the platoon song!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
Afro Sergeant
**[10:00] [SONG] ---**
Afro sergeant! Afro sergeant!
**[10:04] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[10:06] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
Invasion Ondo
**[10:08] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro.
**[10:10] ---**
H-Huh?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
Kerotto March
**[10:12] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero! Forward ho!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
Afro War
**[10:16] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
Dosukoi Sergeant
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
Giroro's Longest Day
**[10:25] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro, a daredevil soldier.
**[10:26] ---**
It looks like he put in
the wrong cassette tape.
**[10:28] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[10:30] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
Innocent Namul
**[10:32] ---**
In short, the Keroro Platoon's
formidable plan ended in failure.
**[10:34] [SONG] ---**
Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
Wildly-Welcomed Drawing Song
**[10:36] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[10:37] ---**
I'll have to wipe everyone's memory of this.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Song
556 Burning Love Theme
**[10:38] [SONG] ---**
Shout! Roar!
**[10:43] ---**
However...
**[10:45] [SONG] ---**
Keron, kero-kero-kero-kero, Keron
**[10:49] [SONG] ---**
Keron, iron, cyclone
**[10:49] ---**
...the "Keroro Platoon" song still playing
in Natsumi-chan's head wasn't erased.
**[10:52] [SONG] ---**
Who needs a purpose?
**[10:54] ---**
Noooo!
**[10:56] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[11:05] ---**
Well, the platoon song strategy failed,
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting
**[11:09] ---**
so the Keroro Platoon is in a conference
to discuss their next plan.
***SIGN*** 155th Regular Strategy Meeting
**[11:12] ---**
However...
**[11:14] ---**
Ah... it looks like they've suddenly
come to a standstill.
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[11:18] ---**
Still...
***SIGN*** Invade with a notebook where you write down a person's name and something bad happens to them. <<< Ripoff? Can we do it with a memo pad? (Check with Yama-chan) Based on more everyday-type stuff! Invade with dizziness caused by a prolonged hot bath Invade with a number of stairs so that the person makes a mistake and twists their ankle <<< Too long!
**[11:20] ---**
...all of the plans that seem like
they'd work would be kind of expensive.
**[11:25] ---**
And we used up this month's invasion
budget on the Keropod Shuffle.
**[11:30] ---**
Sheesh!
***SIGN*** Space Hobby Cat Weather
**[11:32] ---**
Doesn't anyone have a good idea?!
***SIGN*** Keron Newsletter
**[11:35] ---**
Keron Newsletter?
**[11:37] ---**
Let's see, what's this
month's feature article?
***SIGN*** Keron Newsletter
**[11:41] ---**
If HQ has enough free time
to make something like that,
**[11:44] ---**
they should give us a
bigger invasion budget.
**[11:47] ---**
Giroro, do you remember the
name of that water planet
**[11:50] ---**
in the Toad Nebula?
**[11:52] ---**
You mean Maron Star?
***SIGN*** Skritch Skritch Skritch
**[11:56] ---**
What is it?! Have you
thought of a good plan?!
***SIGN*** Maron Star
**[12:00] ---**
Um... "Maron Star"...
***SIGN*** Crossword puzzle
**[12:03] ---**
A crossword puzzle!
**[12:06] ---**
That fills five down.
**[12:08] ---**
Let's try nine across next!
**[12:11] ---**
This is no time for crosswords!
***SIGN*** Sponsored by Keron Headquarters Resonance Contest The winning platoon will receive... ...a bigger invasion budget!
**[12:18] ---**
An HQ-sponsored...
**[12:19] ---**
...resonance contest?
**[12:21] ---**
And the winners get a bigger invasion budget?
**[12:24] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[12:29] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Major Resonance, Sir!
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Resonance X 5
**[12:41] ---**
Resonance times five!
**[12:43] ---**
All right! Stop! Stop!
**[12:45] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?
**[12:47] ---**
"What's wrong"?!
**[12:48] ---**
This is no different than
our usual resonance!
***SIGN*** Aim to win the resonance contest
**[12:51] ---**
We wanna win this contest!
***SIGN*** Number one resonance in the universe!
**[12:55] ---**
And more than anything, get an
increase in our invasion budget!
***SIGN*** Get!!
**[12:58] ---**
But we won't even come close to victory
with this run-of-the-mill resonance!
**[13:01] ---**
Then how about we try singing it flat?
**[13:06] ---**
That's a new perspective!
**[13:07] ---**
Let's give it a shot!
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 5 (flat version)
**[13:14] ---**
Resonance times five. (Flat version.)
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[13:23] ---**
That kind of drains all
the energy from the room.
**[13:26] ---**
What is this oppressive atmosphere?
***SIGN*** Kukukukukuku...
**[13:31] ---**
Commander-dono! How about
if we make it more up-tempo?
**[13:35] ---**
That's a good idea!
**[13:37] ---**
Once in a while, you say just
the right thing, Dororo!
***SIGN*** Blush...
**[13:39] ---**
R-Really?
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 5 (double-speed)
**[13:45] ---**
Resonance times five. (Twice as fast.)
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
**[13:51] ---**
Dorodoro...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
**[13:53] ---**
Girogiro...
**[13:55] ---**
I need to recuperate.
**[13:57] ---**
I'm gonna die...
**[13:59] ---**
This is death by oxygen shortage...
**[14:03] ---**
Scattered cherry blossoms...
***SIGN*** Sigh...
**[14:07] ---**
I'm trying to write a poem to
send to 623-san's radio show,
**[14:10] ---**
but I can't think of what to write.
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[14:17] ---**
Noisy frogs!
**[14:20] ---**
Hey! Be quiet already!
**[14:24] ---**
"Please pardon the noise
during our resonance."
**[14:28] ---**
I'll give you "resonance"! Open this door!
**[14:32] ---**
Sis!
**[14:33] ---**
Fuyuki?
**[14:34] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[14:36] ---**
Come quick! I need your help!
***SIGN*** Sis, I need your help!
**[14:40] ---**
Considering the fact that
you made it, good job.
**[14:43] ---**
You usually burn it to a crisp.
**[14:45] ---**
Try tasting it, too.
**[14:46] ---**
Let's see.
**[14:51] ---**
What is this?! It's delicious!
**[14:53] ---**
I know, right? Even though I used the same
ingredients and same cooking style as always.
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[14:57] ---**
How could it suddenly change?
**[15:02] ---**
On a spring day when the
cherry blossoms scatter,
**[15:04] ---**
I think of a girl's smooth skin, my own.
**[15:08] ---**
If I bare both shoulders, they're so smooth,
**[15:10] ---**
and dyed pink by the flurry
of falling blossoms.
***SIGN*** On a spring day when the cherry blossoms scatter, I think of a girl's smooth skin, my own. If I bare both shoulders, they're so smooth and dyed pink by the flurry of falling blossoms.
**[15:13] ---**
S-Sis?
**[15:14] ---**
What's going on? My poem's suddenly
coming to me, line after line!
**[15:18] ---**
Could it be the influence
of the platoon's resonance?
**[15:22] ---**
Influence of their resonance?
**[15:24] ---**
It's like pyramid power.
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[15:27] ---**
Various resonances have an effect
on a magnetic field or something,
**[15:30] ---**
and maybe that produces
a mysterious force.
***SIGN*** Meh Average Legendary
***SIGN*** Resonance level measuring robot, Decibel-kun
**[15:39] ---**
How was that resonance?
***SIGN*** Meh Average Legendary
**[15:45] ---**
Deci...
**[15:48] ---**
We're still a far cry from
a legendary resonance.
**[15:52] ---**
Gero?
**[15:53] ---**
What's a Gundam model doing here?
**[15:55] ---**
And in a suspicious pose...
**[15:59] ---**
Um...
**[16:01] ---**
There.
**[16:02] ---**
Now, let's get back on track
**[16:04] ---**
and try resonance while dancing.
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[16:13] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:14] ---**
What is it, Keroro?
**[16:16] ---**
I think its right arm just raised
in reaction to our resonance...
**[16:20] ---**
Oh, come on! That's just your imagination!
**[16:22] ---**
Our resonance doesn't
have that kind of power!
**[16:26] ---**
But just maybe...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 4 Chorus
***SIGN*** Herbert Von Keroyan
**[16:30] ---**
Is everyone ready?
**[16:41] ---**
*Un, deux, trois,* okay!
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 4 (chorus version)
**[16:47] ---**
Resonance times four. (Chorus version.)
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[16:56] ---**
What the...?
**[17:00] ---**
Just as I suspected!
***SIGN*** Gerori
**[17:02] ---**
That's right! This Gundam responded
to our resonance and rose up!
**[17:08] ---**
O-Our resonance...
**[17:08] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[17:10] ---**
...has that power?!
**[17:12] ---**
Come to think of it,
there is an old Keronian proverb.
***SIGN*** Ancient Keronian Proverb: He who conquers resonance may conquer a planet.
**[17:16] ---**
"He who conquers resonance
**[17:18] ---**
may conquer a planet"!
**[17:20] ---**
That's it!
**[17:22] ---**
True breakthroughs are
hidden within the basics!
**[17:25] ---**
Deci! Deci!
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[17:33] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, your beloved *Captain Geroro*
collector's edition video is ruined!
**[17:38] ---**
What?!
**[17:41] ---**
It looks like our resonance
draws out negative power, too.
**[17:44] ---**
Certainly, at this rate,
we can't expect decent results.
**[17:48] ---**
But if we improve our precision, just wait!
**[17:50] ---**
Just wait!
**[17:52] ---**
And so,
**[17:53] ---**
we're going to use our resonance power to
run the instant dumplings production line.
**[17:57] ---**
Why does it always come back to this?!
**[18:00] ---**
Even if we don't win the resonance contest,
**[18:03] ---**
if we can mass-produce instant dumplings,
**[18:06] ---**
that'll increase our budget, right?
**[18:08] ---**
In a battle, you always need to be thinking
two or three moves ahead, Giroro.
**[18:12] ---**
Um, aren't you losing sight
of the original purpose?
**[18:15] ---**
Lady Mois! Are you ready?
**[18:18] ---**
Yes! Good luck, Uncle!
**[18:21] ---**
Or, like, power supply?
**[18:23] ---**
I'm counting on you too, Decibel-kun.
**[18:25] ---**
Decina-baby!
**[18:27] ---**
All right, then! Huh? Are you gonna say it?
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Meh Average Legendary
**[18:40] ---**
Uncle! The stubborn mold vanished,
making the tub area gleam!
**[18:44] ---**
Or, like, cleanser foregone?
**[18:47] ---**
Then I won't have to clean
the tub for a while!
**[18:51] ---**
But not one instant dumpling
has been produced!
**[18:54] ---**
Okay, again! One more time!
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Termites
**[18:59] ---**
White ants!
**[19:00] ---**
Termites!
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[19:04] ---**
Uncle! Now termites are being exterminated!
**[19:07] ---**
What the heck?! Termites?!
**[19:09] ---**
I want dumplings!
**[19:12] ---**
Let's try again!
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[19:14] ---**
But at the time, the platoon
didn't notice something.
**[19:17] ---**
Little by little, their resonance
began to have an effect on the Earth.
***SIGN*** Meh Average Legendary
**[19:28] ---**
Now make a ton of instant dumplings!
***SIGN*** Nagoya Specialty: Sweet Rice Jelly
**[19:39] ---**
Nagoya specialty, sweet rice jelly.
**[19:42] ---**
Why?
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
**[19:44] ---**
Gero?
**[19:45] ---**
Kululu, I need you to be in
harmony with the rest of us...
**[19:48] ---**
Gero?!
**[19:50] ---**
Tch. Caught me, did you?
**[19:54] ---**
All right, one last time!
**[19:55] ---**
The Keroro Platoon's major resonance!
One last shot! Are you gonna say it?
**[20:00] ---**
Are you gonna say it?
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 5
**[20:03] ---**
Major resonance times five.
***SIGN*** Meh Average Legendary
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[20:23] ---**
One more step! Our hearts will be as one!
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
**[20:27] ---**
Fighting spirit...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
**[20:29] ---**
Our hearts as one...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
**[20:31] ---**
It cooked really well!
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
**[20:33] ---**
Pheromone-san, come on!
**[20:41] ---**
Gero!
**[20:48] ---**
Yes! Success!
**[20:51] ---**
Or, like, wishes granted?
**[20:53] ---**
Whew! Now we can participate in that
resonance contest without worry!
**[20:59] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[21:01] ---**
What's wrong?
**[21:02] ---**
Commander! This is...
***SIGN*** Keron Newsletter
**[21:05] ---**
The resonance contest entry form.
**[21:08] ---**
Read it carefully!
**[21:10] ---**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Keron HQ is sponsoring a resonance contest Platoon name Members (up to 6) Current invasion location Reason for entering the contest
**[21:12] ---**
"Currently only open to those
who have successfully invaded...
***SIGN*** Currently only open to those who have successfully invaded a planet. Contact Keron HQ for any questions about the resonance contest.
**[21:16] ---**
...a planet."
**[21:19] ---**
Then we...
***SIGN*** No invasion experience
**[21:21] ---**
...can't do it.
**[21:23] ---**
And so, the Keroro Platoon's ambition
collapsed like a house of cards.
**[21:28] ---**
But thanks to that resonance,
Earth became just a little bit more beautiful.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
The Keroro Robot is finally here!
**[23:10] ---**
The steps it goes through before
moving out are important.
**[23:13] ---**
You can't pilot it if you
don't have time for feelings.
**[23:15] ---**
Well, it's a man thing!
**[23:17] ---**
That aside, robot aside, launching sequence!
**[23:21] ---**
"Keroro: Fuse, Keroro Robot, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Crack
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro: Invasion!
Cherry Blossom Forefront, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E156 - Keroro: Fuse, Keroro Robot, Sir! / Keroro: Invasion! Cherry Blossom Forefront, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW5K1/keroro-fuse-keroro-robot-sir--keroro-invasion-cherry-blossom-forefront-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
The Hinata house, the same as ever...
**[01:34] ---**
...while below, plans for invasion
are proceeding once more.
**[01:39] ---**
Keroro robot!
***SIGN*** Keroro Robot
**[01:44] ---**
Tamama robot!
***SIGN*** Tamama Robot
**[01:49] ---**
Giroro robot!
***SIGN*** Giroro Robot
**[01:55] ---**
Yes. Kululu robot.
***SIGN*** Kululu Robot
**[02:01] ---**
Observe!
**[02:02] ---**
The Keroro Platoon exclusive robots!
**[02:04] ---**
They're truly invader-ish items!
**[02:06] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[02:11] ---**
Keroro: Fuse, Keroro Robot, Sir!
**[02:18] ---**
W-What's this?
**[02:20] ---**
This? As you can see, Keroro Platoon
exclusive invader robots!
**[02:24] ---**
Exclusive... robots.
**[02:27] ---**
Gero!
**[02:29] ---**
Sorry! I totally forgot to
make one for you, Dororo!
**[02:34] ---**
Th-That is so mean, Keroro-kun...
**[02:40] ---**
I know where this is going...
**[02:41] ---**
That is fine.
**[02:43] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:44] ---**
A ninja does not need to rely
on mechanical men such as these.
**[02:48] ---**
And especially not as a tool for invasion.
**[02:52] ---**
Apologies!
**[02:53] ---**
Stare...
**[02:55] ---**
Dororo-senpai thinks you've wronged him, huh?
**[02:59] ---**
The truth is, I did prepare one for him...
**[03:03] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:04] ---**
Gara gara gara gara!
**[03:07] ---**
Long time no see, Keroro Platoon!
**[03:10] ---**
Y-You! Mecha Viper Retake!
**[03:12] ---**
Not "Retake"! "Returns!"
**[03:15] ---**
Although that's what I used to be called!
**[03:18] ---**
Now I'm not "Returns," but "Revenge"!
***SIGN*** Return
***SIGN*** Return
***SIGN*** Return
Revenge
**[03:23] ---**
Whatever.
**[03:25] ---**
Just one pattern...
**[03:27] ---**
So what do you want?
**[03:29] ---**
It's obvious, gara!
**[03:30] ---**
I'm challenging all of you
to another duel, gara!
**[03:34] ---**
It seems the matching robots we made
**[03:37] ---**
have awakened his
tokusatsu enemy monster's soul.
**[03:41] ---**
I'll be waiting at the old land
development, gara! Come quickly, gara!
***SIGN*** Map
***SIGN*** Land
Development
**[03:47] ---**
What are we going to do?
**[03:49] ---**
Ignore him, of course!
**[03:52] ---**
More importantly, the invasion!
**[03:54] ---**
We have an important
mission to invade Pekopon!
**[03:59] ---**
K-Keroro...
**[04:01] ---**
Gero?
**[04:02] ---**
Y-You...
**[04:03] ---**
It's not just talk...
**[04:05] ---**
This time... This time for sure,
it seems you really have
**[04:07] ---**
become a resident of "Invasion Village"!
**[04:11] ---**
Then accept that scoundrel's challenge!
**[04:15] ---**
Regarding our invasion of Pekopon,
he's an impediment!
**[04:19] ---**
Let's get rid of him while we're
breaking in the invasion robots.
**[04:23] ---**
E-Easy for you to say...
**[04:26] ---**
It's a pain...
**[04:29] ---**
Keroro! You mustn't run away!
That's no good, sir!
**[04:33] ---**
As with anything, fake it 'til you make it!
**[04:36] ---**
Now is the time for you to light the
fire of our inner invader's soul!
***SIGN*** Invader's
***SIGN*** Soul
**[04:42] ---**
Invader's soul...
**[04:44] ---**
All right!
**[04:47] ---**
Keroro Platoon robots, move out!
**[04:50] ---**
Roger!
**[04:54] ---**
Gero!
**[04:55] ---**
Giro!
**[04:55] ---**
Go!
**[04:56] ---**
Garuda!
**[04:58] ---**
Oleana!
**[04:58] ---**
Nallur!
**[04:59] ---**
Kululu!
**[05:07] ---**
What the...?!
**[05:12] ---**
I am dizzy!
**[05:14] ---**
I-In all things, fake it 'til you make it, sir!
**[05:20] ---**
W-What's going on here?!
**[05:22] ---**
In all things, fake it... Fake it...
**[05:26] ---**
I feel sick!
**[05:30] ---**
How long's it gonna take us to
actually get inside the robots?!
**[05:41] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:42] ---**
What about the robots?!
**[05:44] ---**
They should be along shortly!
**[05:46] ---**
Takeoff! Takeoff!
***SIGN*** Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Shop
**[06:01] ---**
Let's go!
**[06:06] ---**
Keroider... on!
**[06:08] ---**
Sir!
**[06:11] ---**
Giroider... on!
**[06:16] ---**
Tamaider... on!
**[06:18] ---**
This is kind of an
eyebrow-raising position...
**[06:26] ---**
What were you doing, gara?!
**[06:28] ---**
I got sick of waiting for you, gara!
**[06:31] ---**
Look, we don't really have
to bother fighting, do we?
**[06:34] ---**
It's obvious that we'll win.
**[06:37] ---**
Shut up, gara!
**[06:38] ---**
Keep your promise, gara!
**[06:41] ---**
Then we'll keep our promise...
**[06:44] ---**
There is no need to show mercy in battle!
**[06:46] ---**
Right!
**[06:50] ---**
They got first blood!
**[06:55] ---**
However...
**[06:57] ---**
Giant Viper!
**[07:00] ---**
There, you see? It's what you always get
from a tokusatsu enemy monster.
**[07:04] ---**
Gerorincho...
**[07:07] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[07:09] ---**
Take this!
**[07:14] ---**
Gara, gara, gara.
**[07:16] ---**
That didn't even tickle!
**[07:19] ---**
What?!
**[07:20] ---**
We are in trouble...
**[07:21] ---**
Viper Kick!
**[07:27] ---**
Yikes. I'm out of here.
**[07:29] ---**
Whoa, now!
**[07:30] ---**
You're not going anywhere, gara!
**[07:35] ---**
Gero... Gero!
**[07:38] ---**
Gara, gara, gara, gara!
**[07:40] ---**
W-What's happening here, Kululu?!
**[07:42] ---**
Our invasion robots are too weak!
**[07:44] ---**
That's not it.
**[07:46] ---**
He's just too strong.
**[07:48] ---**
Now's the time... Now's the time
for our ultimate attack!
**[07:51] ---**
Impossible. We need all five units together.
**[07:55] ---**
At a time like this...
**[07:56] ---**
If only Dororo were here...
**[07:58] ---**
The coup de grace, gara!
**[08:04] ---**
Dororo! You came!
**[08:07] ---**
I've been waiting for you, gara!
**[08:09] ---**
My eternal rival!
**[08:11] ---**
Viper-dono! This kind of fight is futile!
**[08:14] ---**
I would like you to withdraw!
**[08:15] ---**
I can't do that, gara!
**[08:18] ---**
We're Keronians' natural enemy!
**[08:20] ---**
This is destiny, gara!
**[08:22] ---**
Now, get in your robot!
Get in and fight me, gara!
**[08:27] ---**
I am woefully inept at operating
an automaton like that...
**[08:31] ---**
...but it is to save
Commander-dono and the others!
**[08:35] ---**
Dororo robot!
**[08:39] ---**
Fusion!
**[08:41] ---**
On!
***SIGN*** Dororo Robot
**[08:45] ---**
Ready!
**[08:47] ---**
Let's rumble, gara!
**[08:58] ---**
H-He's strong...
**[08:59] ---**
Dororo's totally strong.
**[09:01] ---**
After everything he said,
it's a piece of cake for him.
**[09:04] ---**
Dororo robot!
**[09:06] ---**
We are one mind and body!
**[09:10] ---**
We are brothers!
**[09:13] ---**
Right now, my blood...
**[09:15] ---**
...is on fire!
**[09:18] ---**
Dororo!
***SIGN*** Holy Peacock Slash
**[09:20] ---**
Holy Peacock Slash!
**[09:26] ---**
Th-That's not the Dororo I know!
**[09:28] ---**
I know, right?
**[09:29] ---**
He's one of those people who changes
the minute they grab the controls.
**[09:33] ---**
Shoo-ba-ba-ba-bam!
**[09:38] ---**
Now, my honorable leader! Fusion!
**[09:42] ---**
Okay, right.
**[09:45] ---**
Keroro Platoon! Come together
with a single purpose!
**[09:48] ---**
Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
**[09:52] ---**
Let's... Kerobine!
**[10:05] ---**
The greatest fusion in history!
**[10:07] ---**
Great Keron!
**[10:09] ---**
I... I didn't know you could do that!
**[10:12] ---**
Mecha Viper Revenge! Prepare yourself!
**[10:17] ---**
Um... um...
**[10:18] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?!
**[10:20] ---**
I... I'm not balanced here properly.
If I move the wrong way...
**[10:23] ---**
What are you dawdling for?!
**[10:25] ---**
Take a step forward like this...
**[10:30] ---**
Gero!
**[10:36] ---**
Geron...
**[10:38] ---**
Stare...
**[10:41] ---**
I'm not in the mood anymore, gara.
**[10:43] ---**
Mood change!
**[10:44] ---**
We'll start afresh some other time, gara!
**[10:49] ---**
Commander-dono!
All of you need more training.
**[10:53] ---**
Th-That aside, why don't you
get out of the robot for now?
**[10:56] ---**
No excuses! I shall instruct you thoroughly
on how to pilot these contraptions!
**[11:04] ---**
Gold coins to a cat. Pearls before swine.
Giving a metal rod to an ogre.
**[11:07] ---**
And now, give a Dororo robot to
Lance Corporal Dororo, and it'll backfire!
**[11:19] ---**
The season of cherry blossoms.
**[11:21] ---**
Like the flower petals that dance as they fall,
people get excited about this time of year.
**[11:25] ---**
Hey, isn't that great?!
**[11:28] ---**
Mom got to take a day off, so we're
gonna see the cherry blossoms together!
**[11:32] ---**
We don't often get a chance like this!
**[11:34] ---**
So let's reserve the best spot!
**[11:36] ---**
That's probably impossible.
**[11:38] ---**
Tomorrow is the viewing season peak.
**[11:41] ---**
I imagine there are lots of people staying
there overnight to secure a spot.
***SIGN*** Secure a spot?!
**[11:46] ---**
Secure a spot?
**[11:47] ---**
Besides, it may rain, or something
might come up for Mom.
**[11:53] ---**
Sheesh! Is it fun for you to be
so negative about everything?
**[11:58] ---**
You're not looking forward to
seeing the cherry blossoms?!
**[12:01] ---**
I... I didn't say that...
**[12:03] ---**
...but the more you look forward to something,
the bigger your disappointment could be.
**[12:05] ---**
Yes. Oh, really?
**[12:06] ---**
Please hold one moment.
Hey, what's going on with this?
**[12:07] ---**
After all, it's happened
several times before.
**[12:09] ---**
I don't mind so much, but disappointment
hits you like a serious disease, Sis.
**[12:15] ---**
My little brother is admonishing me.
**[12:17] ---**
But that's no reason to...
**[12:21] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[12:23] ---**
Hey, stupid frog! Clean up here!
**[12:29] ---**
Keroro: Invasion!
Cherry Blossom Forefront, Sir!
**[12:37] ---**
All hands, full throttle, sir!
**[12:39] ---**
W-Wait a second, Keroro!
**[12:42] ---**
Why do we have to secure a cherry blossom
viewing party spot or whatever?
**[12:46] ---**
You've gotten rusty, Giroro.
**[12:48] ---**
Try thinking it over a bit.
**[12:51] ---**
Wha...? Secure a spot?
***SIGN*** Keep Out!
**[12:54] ---**
Lock down a location... Obtain territory.
**[12:57] ---**
In other words... invasion!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[12:59] ---**
I see! The invasion!
**[13:01] ---**
Indeed. This is the perfect chance
to show Lady Natsumi and the rest
**[13:05] ---**
what the Keroro Platoon can do!
**[13:07] ---**
Get fired up, Corporal Giroro
and Private Tamama!
**[13:11] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Okanei Park
**[13:16] ---**
Th-This is...
**[13:18] ---**
The war has progressed
further than I imagined.
***SIGN*** SUNIRASE
**[13:21] ---**
I didn't know that securing
a spot was so challenging.
**[13:25] ---**
A-Anyway, let's search for an open space.
**[13:28] ---**
Tama! There's no place to even walk!
**[13:35] ---**
Who's there?!
**[13:36] ---**
Nobody's taking this area from me!
**[13:41] ---**
This really is a battlefield.
**[13:43] ---**
There is no open space here!
**[13:46] ---**
Darn it! I will free up some space like this!
**[13:50] ---**
S-Stop, Private Tamama!
**[13:52] ---**
Let go of me! Let go of me!
**[13:56] ---**
Even on the battlefield, there are rules.
**[13:58] ---**
We're not arrogant invaders.
**[14:02] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant.
**[14:04] ---**
A heart like a single blooming flower
on a battlefield.
**[14:07] ---**
You're askin' for it!
**[14:09] ---**
I found this place first!
**[14:12] ---**
Shut up! I'm the head of
this city's PR department!
**[14:14] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, is that...
**[14:16] ---**
Don't look!
**[14:17] ---**
I'm sure they were good men once!
**[14:19] ---**
Before coming here.
**[14:21] ---**
If we do a careful search,
I'm sure we'll find it.
**[14:23] ---**
The final frontier.
**[14:25] ---**
Keroro. You really are naive.
**[14:30] ---**
This is unmistakably a battlefield!
**[14:32] ---**
He who controls military power
controls the location!
**[14:36] ---**
A fire has been lit under
Corporal Giroro's soldier's soul!
**[14:39] ---**
I will do it, too!
**[14:41] ---**
I'll fill you full of lead!
**[14:44] ---**
Is there nothing I can do to stop them?!
**[14:47] ---**
No, no. You have to follow the rules.
**[14:50] ---**
Gulp!
**[14:54] ---**
Gero!
**[14:56] ---**
H-How can he see us?!
**[14:58] ---**
Is the anti-barrier malfunctioning?
**[15:01] ---**
Y-Yikes.
**[15:03] ---**
Is this your first time securing
a spot for cherry blossom viewing?
**[15:07] ---**
Yes.
**[15:10] ---**
I thought so.
**[15:11] ---**
Gero! A Glassinite?!
**[15:14] ---**
I-If you look closely, you'll see
a lot of other aliens here, too.
**[15:18] ---**
Tch! The place is crawling with hostiles!
**[15:21] ---**
W-What is this?
**[15:24] ---**
And what do you mean, rules?
**[15:26] ---**
The rules are...
**[15:27] ---**
I was here first!
**[15:28] ---**
No, I was!
**[15:29] ---**
Those guys from before...
**[15:33] ---**
They're aliens?!
**[15:36] ---**
Violence is against the law, poya!
**[15:39] ---**
You have to follow the rules, poya!
**[15:40] ---**
I... I'm sorry.
**[15:42] ---**
Everyone is supposed to get along
on cherry blossom viewing day, poya.
**[15:45] ---**
S-Space Police Officer...
**[15:47] ---**
...Poyan-chan!
**[15:48] ---**
Lawbreakers will be arrested
immediately, poya!
**[15:50] ---**
Mind you don't drink too much
during the actual party, poya.
**[15:53] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[15:55] ---**
Keronians!
**[15:56] ---**
H-Hello!
**[15:58] ---**
If you cause trouble again,
I'll throw you in the slammer!
**[16:01] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[16:04] ---**
You're not allowed to bring
dangerous items here, poya!
**[16:07] ---**
M-My gun!
**[16:13] ---**
You need to play by Pekoponian rules
to enjoy cherry blossom viewing.
**[16:17] ---**
There's only one rule.
"The early bird gets the worm."
**[16:20] ---**
A-Anyway, let's split up and search, sir!
**[16:24] ---**
Someone may be willing to give up their spot.
**[16:32] ---**
Oh, boy. The whole park is packed.
**[16:36] ---**
I underestimated the
cherry blossom viewing party.
**[16:42] ---**
No, Catherine.
**[16:43] ---**
That's a bench with a roof! I mean,
that's it! It is indeed Beverly Hills!
***SIGN*** Prime Spot
**[16:49] ---**
This is the final frontier!
**[16:51] ---**
Yay!
**[16:52] ---**
I... I finally found it!
**[16:56] ---**
Sarge! I'm impressed you
found a place like this!
**[16:59] ---**
What? Why?
**[17:01] ---**
Good job, stupid frog!
**[17:03] ---**
I mean, Keroro-sama!
**[17:05] ---**
It's because I'm an invader.
**[17:07] ---**
Why don't you use this same
drive to invade Pekopon?
**[17:12] ---**
What can I say to that?
**[17:15] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:16] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[17:17] ---**
556!
**[17:21] ---**
A-Actually, um...
**[17:23] ---**
...I was looking for a cherry
blossom viewing spot...
**[17:26] ---**
Say what?!
**[17:27] ---**
This...
***SIGN*** Crack
**[17:29] ---**
...is our spot!
**[17:32] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry
my brother took a good spot!
**[17:37] ---**
556, how did you get this prime location?
**[17:41] ---**
I'm overflowing with a limitless future,
**[17:44] ---**
so is there any place I can't get?!
**[17:46] ---**
It's not hard! If you just stay up all night
for one month, it's easy!
**[17:50] ---**
556! I have a once-in-a-lifetime
favor to ask.
**[17:53] ---**
Name it!
**[17:55] ---**
We're best buddies, aren't we?
**[17:58] ---**
556, I want you to give me your
cherry blossom viewing spot.
**[18:04] ---**
B-Bro looks downright mad!
**[18:08] ---**
It really is a nice spot, isn't it?
**[18:11] ---**
Young lady, would you mind
very much letting me have it?
**[18:15] ---**
Wait!
**[18:17] ---**
Nobody's getting my spot that easily!
**[18:20] ---**
556!
***SIGN*** Check
**[18:21] ---**
Money is no object...
**[18:25] ---**
You're a very reasonable man.
**[18:28] ---**
Lavie! It's been a long time!
**[18:29] ---**
Let's get something to eat!
**[18:32] ---**
Now we won't starve anymore, Bro!
***SIGN*** Check
**[18:40] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:42] ---**
I found an open spot!
**[18:45] ---**
Gero? Really?!
**[18:48] ---**
This is the best you could do?
**[18:49] ---**
But even this spot would be
taken by someone else soon.
**[18:52] ---**
Yeah. At this point,
beggars can't be choosers!
**[18:55] ---**
We'll hold this patch of land
with everything we've got!
**[18:57] ---**
Roger...
**[19:02] ---**
Really?!
**[19:04] ---**
Okay, got it! I'll get ready!
**[19:07] ---**
Mom said she's 100% free to go!
**[19:10] ---**
Really? That's great, Sis.
**[19:13] ---**
Now the only problems are
getting a spot and the weather.
**[19:18] ---**
Sis!
**[19:19] ---**
What is it?
**[19:21] ---**
O-Oh, no...
***SIGN*** Supermarket O
**[19:29] ---**
Hey, we did our best, didn't we?
**[19:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:34] ---**
We did everything we could.
**[19:36] ---**
Even for a crummy place like this,
but we've got no choice.
**[19:40] ---**
The cherry blossoms are
beautiful at night too, huh?
***SIGN*** Supermarket O
***SIGN*** Garbage Area
Leave Trash There
**[19:53] ---**
The day of cherry blossom
viewing! Fair weather!
**[19:59] ---**
We're lucky it turned out nice.
**[20:01] ---**
That must be because I've
been a good girl lately.
**[20:05] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki, is it true the
stupid frog saved us a space?
**[20:08] ---**
Yeah. I got a text from him this morning.
**[20:12] ---**
There are people everywhere.
There's no way he got a space.
***SIGN*** Garbage Area
Leave Trash There
**[20:25] ---**
See? He's not here.
**[20:29] ---**
Ow!
**[20:32] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:34] ---**
W-Welcome!
**[20:37] ---**
I... um...
**[20:39] ---**
...did my best...
**[20:41] ---**
...but in the end, I couldn't get a spot...
**[20:45] ---**
It's a boring place, but instead...
**[20:48] ---**
Natsumi! Fuyuki!
**[20:50] ---**
Look at this!
**[20:59] ---**
What is this?! Amazing!
**[21:07] ---**
Yoo-hoo!
**[21:09] ---**
This is the best, Sarge!
**[21:13] ---**
R-Really?
**[21:16] ---**
I don't go in for this spring thing.
Clashes with my skin.
**[21:22] ---**
Really? I like it.
**[21:25] ---**
I dig the town, all dyed pink.
**[21:28] ---**
Yeah, that's right!
**[21:30] ---**
Cherry blossoms! Viewing them!
We're gonna go view cherry blossoms, too!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu here!
**[23:09] ---**
Call me when you're ill.
**[23:13] ---**
You'll be cured in one shot
with a special shot!
**[23:15] ---**
And I'm waiting with
all kinds of other shots, too!
**[23:18] ---**
That aside, next week's
lucky color is violet.
***SIGN*** Sagittarius
***SIGN*** Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
**[23:23] ---**
"Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E157 - Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir! / Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3872E/pururu-leave-it-to-the-chief-nurse-sir--natsumi-todays-horoscope-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:32] ---**
Well, a new school year has begun.
Have you made any new friends?
**[01:37] ---**
Perfect Zeong is so sweet!
**[01:40] ---**
It's awesome that he has legs.
**[01:43] ---**
Keroro! I know we've reached a
brick wall, but this is a meeting!
**[01:46] ---**
Sorry about that...
***SIGN*** Regular Pekopon Invasion Meeting
**[01:49] ---**
Okay, does anyone else have an idea?
***SIGN*** No Reaction
**[01:54] ---**
No reaction.
**[01:56] ---**
But maybe it's better when he
doesn't have legs, after all.
**[01:59] ---**
You can't tell how important he is.
**[02:05] ---**
Keroro! That's enough, you nitwit!
**[02:07] ---**
What?! You didn't have any ideas, either!
***SIGN*** The Falling Out
**[02:13] ---**
Good grief. You never change.
**[02:16] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:17] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu!
**[02:20] ---**
Long time no see, Keroro-kun.
***SIGN*** Chief Nurse Pururu
**[02:23] ---**
This is Chief Nurse Pururu!
**[02:25] ---**
She's a childhood friend of Sergeant Keroro
and was a member of the Galulu Platoon.
**[02:32] ---**
Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu! It's been a long time!
**[02:41] ---**
You like your toys as much as ever, huh?
**[02:44] ---**
Come to think of it, you played video games
at the training school, which resulted in...
**[02:49] ---**
L-Let's leave that aside!
What brings you here today?
**[02:53] ---**
That's right! Aren't you
in the Galulu Platoon?
**[02:59] ---**
Medical... examinations?
**[03:03] ---**
Yes. I came to give you your results.
**[03:06] ---**
First, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[03:08] ---**
That's me!
**[03:09] ---**
You eat too many sweets.
Keep it up, and you'll get diabetes.
***SIGN*** Diabetes
**[03:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro, you're
mentally fatigued from stress.
**[03:18] ---**
Wha...?!
**[03:19] ---**
The cause is irritation with the
invasion's delay and the commander.
***SIGN*** Irritation
**[03:23] ---**
I knew it was your fault!
**[03:27] ---**
And also lovesickness.
***SIGN*** Lovesick
**[03:30] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo...
**[03:32] ---**
Because of repeatedly being forgotten by
those around you, and past traumas,
**[03:35] ---**
your heart is in a lot of pain.
***SIGN*** Pain
**[03:39] ---**
That is not my fault.
**[03:42] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu is as fit as a fiddle.
**[03:46] ---**
But you've got a chronically
nasty personality.
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[03:49] ---**
Of course.
**[03:51] ---**
And the biggest problem is Sergeant Keroro.
**[03:55] ---**
Gero! M-Me?!
**[03:58] ---**
Ready? Listen carefully.
**[04:01] ---**
G-Gero...
***SIGN*** Severe Gundam Model Syndrome robs one of the ability to concentrate on an invasion.
**[04:07] ---**
Severe Gundam Model Syndrome
**[04:10] ---**
is robbing you of the ability
to concentrate on the invasion.
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Syndrome
**[04:13] ---**
G-Gundam Model Syndrome?!
**[04:16] ---**
That's a real disease?
**[04:18] ---**
That sounds like Mr. Sergeant.
**[04:20] ---**
Anyway, you all have problems!
**[04:23] ---**
Take a break from the invasion immediately,
**[04:24] ---**
because the Keroro Platoon needs treatment!
**[04:31] ---**
And so, Chief Nurse Pururu's
treatment plan began.
***SIGN*** Let's Keep Our River Clean
**[04:36] ---**
What a pain...
**[04:38] ---**
Hey! No loafing on the job!
**[04:40] ---**
If you do good deeds,
it'll cure your personality.
**[04:44] ---**
W-Will this really relieve me of stress?
**[04:48] ---**
Let yourself relax and empty your thoughts.
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, no!
**[04:53] ---**
You need artificial respiration!
**[04:56] ---**
Come on! Helping someone
will cure your personality!
**[04:59] ---**
Got it!
**[05:01] ---**
Mouth-to-mouth!
**[05:05] ---**
I wanna eat sweets!
**[05:07] ---**
Let me eat them, darn it!
**[05:09] ---**
Forget it. You're forbidden
to have sweets for a while.
**[05:09] ---**
Sweets! Sweets! Sweets!
**[05:13] ---**
Lack of concentration... Was that it?
***SIGN*** Now Accepting Gundam Model Donations!
**[05:17] ---**
Then I'll conquer it with
my own brand of treatment!
**[05:22] ---**
The 24-hour Gundam Model Marathon!
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Marathon
**[05:23] ---**
Love Saves Jaburo!
***SIGN*** Love Saves Jaburo
**[05:26] ---**
I'll cultivate concentration by putting
together a cavalcade of Gundam models!
**[05:30] ---**
Wait... That'll have the opposite effect!
**[05:32] ---**
Lady Mois! Keep 'em coming!
***SIGN*** Collection
Box
**[05:34] ---**
Right, Uncle!
**[05:36] ---**
Or, like, nearly alike?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Isolation Camp No Trespassing Beyond This Point
**[05:43] ---**
All right, what does this look like?
**[05:45] ---**
Gyan.
**[05:46] ---**
And this?
**[05:48] ---**
Zakrello.
**[05:49] ---**
And this?
**[05:50] ---**
Gouf.
**[05:52] ---**
He's hopeless.
**[05:54] ---**
If anything, he's gotten even worse.
**[05:56] ---**
Kululu, can't you do anything?
**[06:00] ---**
G-Armor, G-Sky...
**[06:00] ---**
Are you sure you want me to step in?
**[06:02] ---**
G Blue...
**[06:03] ---**
We need to really crack down on him.
**[06:06] ---**
Invasion...
**[06:08] ---**
Invasion...
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[06:10] ---**
Invasion...
**[06:11] ---**
Invasion...
**[06:13] ---**
Invasion...
***SIGN*** Invasion Invasion Invasion Invasion
**[06:15] ---**
In...
**[06:24] ---**
Don't touch them, or you'll be electrocuted.
**[06:26] ---**
95... 96...
***SIGN*** Clear!!
**[06:29] ---**
97... 98...
***SIGN*** Clear!!
***SIGN*** Clear!!
**[06:32] ---**
99... 100.
***SIGN*** Good Job!!
**[06:34] ---**
Gero.
**[06:37] ---**
We're sorry, gods of Gundam models!
**[06:40] ---**
From GM...
***SIGN*** Food Stall Series Oden Stall
**[06:42] ---**
...to an oden stall.
**[06:43] ---**
From Dom...
**[06:44] ---**
...to Kumamoto Castle...
**[06:46] ---**
Do we really have to go this far?
**[06:49] ---**
It's so he can heal and remain on Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Infirmary
**[06:57] ---**
Gundam models... The Gundam models...
**[07:00] ---**
The Gundam models are coming!
**[07:05] ---**
Keroro-kun is gone?!
**[07:07] ---**
Yeah. It was like this
when I came this morning.
**[07:10] ---**
He obviously escaped.
**[07:12] ---**
It must have been so hard on Uncle.
**[07:16] ---**
Or, like, withdrawal symptoms?
**[07:18] ---**
Anyway, let's split up and look for him.
**[07:23] ---**
Not here.
**[07:24] ---**
Not here.
**[07:26] ---**
He is not in here.
**[07:28] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:30] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[07:33] ---**
Anyone find him?
**[07:34] ---**
No.
**[07:36] ---**
Uncle...
**[07:37] ---**
It looks like he really did run away.
**[07:41] ---**
That dope! He hasn't changed
since we were kids!
**[07:44] ---**
What do you mean?
**[07:48] ---**
When he was discovered playing
a forbidden video game
**[07:52] ---**
and it was about to be confiscated,
**[07:54] ---**
he once pulled a runner.
**[07:56] ---**
Everyone searched for him,
**[07:58] ---**
but in the end, he didn't
turn up until two days later.
**[08:02] ---**
Hunger beat out hiding.
**[08:06] ---**
That guy is incorrigible.
**[08:08] ---**
For now, let's look for him one more time.
**[08:25] ---**
As if he'd be in there...
**[08:41] ---**
So you were in here.
**[08:43] ---**
How did you know?
**[08:45] ---**
Remember? When the same kind of thing
happened back at training school,
**[08:50] ---**
nobody could find you
**[08:52] ---**
except for me.
**[08:55] ---**
Hi...
**[08:57] ---**
Back then, you said...
**[08:59] ---**
Please! Don't say anything!
**[09:02] ---**
So I kept my mouth shut.
**[09:05] ---**
Don't you remember?
**[09:07] ---**
It's all coming back...
**[09:10] ---**
What do you want to do?
**[09:11] ---**
Should I keep quiet this time, too?
**[09:13] ---**
Gero!
**[09:17] ---**
When I see how little you've changed,
it makes me feel nostalgic.
**[09:22] ---**
I know whatever I say won't change you.
**[09:25] ---**
I... I owe you one.
**[09:29] ---**
But back then, you hid in the second drawer.
**[09:32] ---**
You couldn't fit in it this time.
**[09:34] ---**
So you are growing.
**[09:37] ---**
What are you talking about?! Of course!
**[09:39] ---**
I'm as much of an adult as you are!
**[09:42] ---**
In that case, you'll be
able to come out this time.
**[09:45] ---**
Gero...
**[09:47] ---**
I'm no match for you,
**[09:49] ---**
Pururu-chan.
**[09:52] ---**
We've known each other a long time.
**[09:59] ---**
C-Can I ask you a favor?
**[10:02] ---**
Get me out.
***SIGN*** Let's Invade!
**[10:07] ---**
I'm sorry, everyone!
**[10:09] ---**
It shows how hard your special
training was, right, Uncle?
**[10:13] ---**
Or, like, flounder around?
**[10:15] ---**
But what about your treatment?
**[10:18] ---**
Gero... Well...
**[10:20] ---**
It's okay. I'll stay on Pekopon
**[10:23] ---**
and look after the whole platoon!
**[10:25] ---**
Gero... Chief Nurse Pururu...
**[10:28] ---**
Certainly, the platoon needs to be
kept healthy for the invasion.
**[10:32] ---**
Welcome!
**[10:34] ---**
I'm looking forward to working together.
**[10:36] ---**
Well, for starters, drop your drawers.
***SIGN*** Jab
***SIGN*** Jab
***SIGN*** Jab
***SIGN*** Jab
**[10:42] ---**
Yes!
**[10:45] ---**
After this and that, Chief Nurse Pururu
became stationed on Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Let's Invade!
**[10:54] ---**
You're lucky, Keroro-kun...
**[10:57] ---**
Lance Corporal... Dororo...
**[10:59] ---**
She has worried about all of you.
**[11:01] ---**
While I was promptly forgotten about
after being shocked about my diagnosis...
***SIGN*** Let's Invade!
***SIGN*** Ah...
**[11:08] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[11:09] ---**
It is not fair! It is not fair, Keroro-kun!
**[11:12] ---**
Oh, I haven't forgotten about you!
***SIGN*** Pain
***SIGN*** Jab
**[11:17] ---**
Yes!
**[11:19] ---**
Ecstasy...
**[11:29] ---**
This is sudden, but do you
believe in horoscopes?
**[11:32] ---**
It seems this will be a tough year
for Virgos with type A blood
**[11:34] ---**
who were born
in the Year of the Snake.
**[11:36] ---**
All right, the dishes are done...
**[11:39] ---**
You're early today, huh, Sis?
**[11:41] ---**
That's right.
Before morning assembly today...
**[11:45] ---**
Oh, no! It's already this late!
**[11:47] ---**
All right, today's horoscope.
**[11:50] ---**
I'll just watch this before I go.
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 1 Gemini Lucky Color
**[11:52] ---**
If you're a Gemini, today's your lucky day!
**[11:54] ---**
No matter what you do,
it'll probably work out!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 2: Sagittarius Number 3: Virgo
**[11:56] ---**
The second luckiest is Sagittarius!
Your lucky color is blue.
***SIGN*** Sagittarius
**[11:59] ---**
Close! Second place...
But I guess I'll take it.
**[12:03] ---**
Then I'll take the blue handkerchief,
since it's today's lucky color.
**[12:07] ---**
See you later!
**[12:11] ---**
Gero gero!
**[12:15] ---**
Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 2: Sagittarius
**[12:21] ---**
The second luckiest is Sagittarius!
Your lucky color is blue.
**[12:24] ---**
Close! Second place...
**[12:26] ---**
As you can see,
**[12:28] ---**
the Pekoponians are a foolish race
**[12:31] ---**
that are controlled by these unscientific
horoscopes, even when they're in a hurry.
**[12:36] ---**
Is that really so?
**[12:37] ---**
Or, like, fortune telling?
**[12:40] ---**
In other words, if you control the horoscope,
**[12:42] ---**
you control the Pekoponians!
**[12:45] ---**
I see.
**[12:46] ---**
Manipulating information through horoscopes.
**[12:49] ---**
Certainly, it is peculiar how people have
believed in horoscopes since ancient times.
**[12:55] ---**
But can Pekoponians really be controlled
**[12:58] ---**
through these horoscopes?
**[13:00] ---**
That's a good question, Corporal Giroro!
**[13:03] ---**
For the plan to be a success,
I need a sample.
***SIGN*** Sample
**[13:08] ---**
S-Sample?
**[13:11] ---**
And so, the next morning...
**[13:13] ---**
And now, today's horoscope.
**[13:15] ---**
Oh! It's starting!
**[13:20] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 1 Cancer
**[13:23] ---**
Huh? It looks different somehow...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 6 Sagittarius
**[13:25] ---**
It'll be a terrible day
if you're a Sagittarius!
**[13:28] ---**
You'll be in people's way,
which will also cause you trouble.
**[13:30] ---**
But if you apologize,
something good may come of it.
**[13:34] ---**
A terrible day?!
**[13:38] ---**
You don't have to pay attention
to those horoscopes.
**[13:41] ---**
Fuyuki, you don't believe in horoscopes?
**[13:44] ---**
I wouldn't call myself a total non-believer,
**[13:47] ---**
but to think you share the same fortune
with other people born around the same day,
**[13:50] ---**
that's a big stretch.
**[13:52] ---**
Well, true...
**[13:56] ---**
Turn the TV off.
**[13:57] ---**
Sure.
**[14:05] ---**
Sis?
**[14:06] ---**
Jeez!
**[14:07] ---**
What is this?!
**[14:11] ---**
This is a fine mess!
**[14:12] ---**
I was cleaning, and you got in my way.
**[14:15] ---**
It's not like I meant to be in the way!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 6 Sagittarius
**[14:19] ---**
You'll be in people's way,
which will also cause you trouble.
**[14:23] ---**
That horoscope...
**[14:25] ---**
Hey, Lady Natsumi...
**[14:27] ---**
You have nothing to say for yourself
after getting in the way of my cleaning?
**[14:30] ---**
I told you! I didn't get in your way!
**[14:32] ---**
It's your fault for leaving
the bucket there!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope
**[14:35] ---**
But if you apologize,
something good may come of it.
**[14:39] ---**
Um...
**[14:41] ---**
Uh...
**[14:44] ---**
Sorry.
**[14:45] ---**
As long as you understand.
**[14:47] ---**
That'll do.
**[14:48] ---**
You've become a good girl, Lady Natsumi.
**[14:51] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[14:54] ---**
That little...
**[14:57] ---**
Darn it! I wasted time changing
my uniform! This day sucks!
**[15:03] ---**
Good morning.
**[15:04] ---**
N-Natsumi?
**[15:06] ---**
G-Good timing.
**[15:10] ---**
Roasted sweet potato?
**[15:11] ---**
I roasted it first thing this morning,
but it's at a perfect temperature now.
**[15:16] ---**
Thank you!
**[15:17] ---**
I got in the way of the stupid frog's
cleaning, knocked over the bucket,
**[15:21] ---**
but after I apologized,
I got this roasted sweet potato.
**[15:24] ---**
It's just as that horoscope said.
**[15:26] ---**
W-What's the matter?
**[15:27] ---**
Oh, nothing! I'll see you later!
**[15:30] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[15:33] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[15:35] ---**
Good work, Corporal Giroro.
**[15:41] ---**
The next morning.
**[15:43] ---**
If you're a Sagittarius,
think twice about eating sweets today,
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 7 Sagittarius
**[15:45] ---**
If you hold back, you'll be able
to eat something even tastier.
**[15:48] ---**
Your lucky color is violet.
**[15:51] ---**
Violet...
**[15:54] ---**
And that afternoon...
**[15:57] ---**
I'm hungry!
**[15:58] [SONG] ---**
Keron, pheromone, all right...
**[15:58] ---**
Tamama!
**[16:01] ---**
Nakki! Er, Natchi!
**[16:03] ---**
Would you like some sweets?
**[16:06] ---**
Thank...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope
**[16:07] ---**
Think twice about eating sweets today!
**[16:09] ---**
If you hold back,
you'll be able to eat something...
**[16:12] ---**
No thanks.
**[16:14] ---**
I have to hold back!
**[16:17] ---**
Tama!
**[16:19] ---**
I am Chief Nurse Pururu with Keron Army.
**[16:23] ---**
I'll be stationed here on Pekopon
for the foreseeable future.
**[16:27] ---**
It isn't much, but in token
of our new acquaintanceship...
***SIGN*** Something Even Tastier
***SIGN*** Violet
**[16:32] ---**
Something even tastier...
**[16:35] ---**
Violet!
**[16:38] ---**
Anyway, that morning horoscope is amazing!
**[16:42] ---**
It was right on target!
**[16:43] ---**
Huh? Wasn't it just a coincidence?
**[16:46] ---**
It's definitely no coincidence!
**[16:50] ---**
Gero gerori! It worked!
**[16:53] ---**
Hinata Natsumi is already
a slave to that horoscope.
**[16:58] ---**
As a sample for the plan,
this was a success.
**[17:01] ---**
Or, like, total yielding?
**[17:03] ---**
A-Anyway, now we know that
horoscopes can be used as a plan!
**[17:07] ---**
I don't think we have to
target Natsumi anymore!
**[17:10] ---**
No, it's not certain yet, sir.
**[17:13] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 8 Sagittarius
**[17:16] ---**
Return something that you stole. Otherwise,
**[17:18] ---**
disaster will befall you!
***SIGN*** Disaster!
***SIGN*** Disaster!
***SIGN*** Stolen Item
**[17:24] ---**
My beloved Musai!
**[17:26] ---**
I... I confiscated it before,
so I just gave it back to you!
**[17:33] ---**
It seems Lady Natsumi
is surprisingly naive...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 9 Sagittarius
**[17:37] ---**
Take the initiative in doing household chores!
Otherwise, disaster will befall you!
***SIGN*** Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
**[17:46] ---**
I feel guilty.
**[17:47] ---**
You taking my turn to clean...
**[17:50] ---**
I-It's okay...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 10 Sagittarius
**[17:52] ---**
Be nice to green things. Otherwise,
**[17:55] ---**
disaster will befall you!
***SIGN*** Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
**[17:59] ---**
Boy, Lady Natsumi, dinner tonight
was especially delicious!
***SIGN*** Green Thing
**[18:07] ---**
Hey, Keroro! Enough already!
**[18:09] ---**
Let's put the plan into operation!
**[18:12] ---**
Plan? Who cares about that?
**[18:15] ---**
What?!
**[18:16] ---**
More importantly, I'll use this to get
her back for every injustice up to now!
**[18:20] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[18:22] ---**
You're using the plan for
your personal ends!
**[18:24] ---**
I'm not gonna hang around forever
while you perpetuate such idiocy!
**[18:27] ---**
I know you're childish,
but I have to draw the line!
***SIGN*** Childish
**[18:29] ---**
Childish.
***SIGN*** Giroro not allowed! Stay away! by Natsumi
**[18:32] ---**
Giroro not allowed! Stay away!
***SIGN*** Giroro not allowed! Stay away! by Natsumi
**[18:38] ---**
Corporal Giroro is shocked.
**[18:40] ---**
Or, like, stricken silent?
**[18:43] ---**
Corporal Giroro is too big for his britches.
**[18:45] ---**
Calling his commanding officer "childish."
**[18:48] ---**
Today's horoscope is...
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 11 Sagittarius
**[18:50] ---**
Stay away from red things!
***SIGN*** Red Thing
**[18:53] ---**
That's what I prepared
for today. Gero gerori...
**[18:57] ---**
Commander, what shall we do
for tomorrow's horoscope?
**[19:02] ---**
Let's see...
**[19:04] ---**
"Reflect on all the times you've been rude,
and apologize sincerely for them."
**[19:08] ---**
How's that, sir?
**[19:10] ---**
I can picture Lady Natsumi
on her knees before me!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[19:14] ---**
Gero gero gero gero...
**[19:18] ---**
And that was today's wanko soba.
**[19:20] ---**
I'm looking forward to
tomorrow's wanko soba.
**[19:23] ---**
And now, today's horoscope!
**[19:26] ---**
Come on, Sis, if the TV horoscope is getting
you down like this, you shouldn't watch it.
**[19:32] ---**
But I'd be thinking about it
all day if I didn't watch it.
***SIGN*** Today's Horoscope Number 12 Sagittarius
**[19:37] ---**
If you're a Sagittarius,
reflect on all the times you've been rude,
**[19:40] ---**
and apologize sincerely to
the person you've wronged.
**[19:42] ---**
Otherwise, absolute misery
is waiting for you!
**[19:45] ---**
I hate this!
***SIGN*** Apologize sincerely
**[19:51] ---**
Apologize sincerely...
***SIGN*** to the person you've wronged.
**[19:52] ---**
...to the person you've wronged.
**[19:56] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:58] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[20:00] ---**
I'm sorry about that sign
I put up yesterday.
**[20:05] ---**
To tell you the truth...
my horoscope said to...
**[20:09] ---**
No... This is my fault!
**[20:14] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[20:16] ---**
Boy, I wonder how long it'll take
Lady Natsumi to come over and apologize!
**[20:20] ---**
Kero kero kero!
**[20:23] ---**
Ke-ro...
**[20:26] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[20:27] ---**
Oh, Lady Natsumi?
**[20:29] ---**
What can I do for you today?
**[20:32] ---**
The Sagittarius fortune for today
**[20:34] ---**
said I have to reflect on all the times
I've been rude and apologize for them.
**[20:36] ---**
It said "absolute misery"
is waiting for me otherwise.
**[20:41] ---**
Well, well...
**[20:42] ---**
Certainly, apologizing is an important thing.
**[20:46] ---**
So then I realized something.
**[20:50] ---**
What's that?
**[20:52] ---**
Your birthday...
**[20:54] ---**
...is close to mine, isn't it?
**[20:57] ---**
That's right.
**[20:58] ---**
My birthday is December 9th...
**[21:01] ---**
Gero! Then...
**[21:04] ---**
That's right. You're a Sagittarius,
just like Natsumi-chan.
***SIGN*** Sagittarius
**[21:11] ---**
It doesn't matter if you don't
believe in horoscopes!
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Crack
**[21:18] ---**
Absolute misery!
**[21:22] ---**
Anyway, don't take horoscopes too seriously.
**[21:24] ---**
I think it's about ready.
**[21:28] ---**
Here.
**[21:32] ---**
Thanks!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here. Why is Corporal Giroro
called an "underdog"?
***SIGN*** Everyone's Gaze
Everyone's Gaze
Everyone's Gaze
Everyone's Gaze
**[23:11] ---**
What?!
**[23:12] ---**
Underdogs are weak, aren't they?
**[23:15] ---**
You're strong, so they should
call you a "foil" or "tsundere."
***SIGN*** This and That Line
**[23:18] ---**
Why should I be called that?!
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, Giroro is easy to mess with.
**[23:23] ---**
Keroro: Past Glory, Sir!
**[23:26] ---**
Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E158 - Keroro: Past Glory, Sir! / Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PD2X/keroro-past-glory-sir--giroros-forbidden-memories-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
Well, today like every day, we have an
alien invader devoted to his pastimes.
**[01:37] ---**
Boy, *Captain Geroro* really is awesome.
**[01:40] ---**
And next week,
Space Pirate Gerlock guest-stars!
**[01:44] ---**
I can't wait!
**[01:46] ---**
Gero!
**[01:48] ---**
A-Again?!
**[01:53] ---**
Keroro: Past Glory, Sir!
**[01:59] ---**
HQ sent this a little while ago.
**[02:02] ---**
Another invasion deadline counter?
**[02:04] ---**
No. Within 24 hours,
**[02:08] ---**
the Keroro Platoon has to deliver a report
detailing our activities since coming here.
**[02:14] ---**
Sheesh. I wish they'd stop
using these counters.
**[02:18] ---**
They're just bad for the heart.
**[02:21] ---**
Therefore... Well, we have no choice.
**[02:24] ---**
We'll all edit together visual data
that we've stored here
**[02:28] ---**
and make a DVD introducing
our wonderful activities.
**[02:32] ---**
I call it... "Keroro Platoon: On Track
Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon!"
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
**[02:38] ---**
Just us going through all this data?
**[02:41] ---**
Choosing the footage alone
would be a tough job.
**[02:44] ---**
Or, like, many troubles?
**[02:46] ---**
Well, you don't have to
sit through everything.
**[02:49] ---**
Just choose bits that seem
usable and paste them together.
**[02:53] ---**
Like we can do that kind of
detailed technical work?!
**[02:56] ---**
Gero...
**[02:58] ---**
Naturally, among all the data,
I do have this...
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi After School Secret
**[03:02] ---**
"Hinata Natsumi: After School Secret."
**[03:05] ---**
Th-That's...
**[03:06] ---**
Oh, wait.
**[03:07] ---**
But maybe we can't use this.
**[03:10] ---**
I'll put it away.
**[03:15] ---**
So for now, let's give it a shot.
**[03:18] ---**
This is footage from when I
first invaded the Hinata house
**[03:22] ---**
and Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi found me.
**[03:25] ---**
Actually, after this, they captured me...
**[03:29] ---**
...but we'll cut that part out,
**[03:31] ---**
and instead put in footage
where I look cool fighting.
**[03:34] ---**
We'll add some explosions, too.
**[03:36] ---**
And if we splice in footage of a
captive Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom,
**[03:42] ---**
we'll have a complete tale of the
Hinata family's total subjugation.
**[03:45] ---**
Gero gero gero gero...
**[03:47] ---**
Y-You mean to send this cheap pack of lies
**[03:50] ---**
to HQ as an official report?!
**[03:52] ---**
They're not lies.
**[03:54] ---**
They all really happened.
**[03:57] ---**
We're just editing together
footage of true events.
**[04:02] ---**
But then you don't have footage
of defeating Fuyuki-san.
**[04:07] ---**
Or, like, favored hobby?
**[04:09] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[04:12] ---**
That's because Master Fuyuki is my friend.
**[04:14] ---**
Actually, I haven't done
anything really bad to him...
**[04:19] ---**
Then it is not "total subjugation," is it?
**[04:24] ---**
I remember that time...
**[04:25] ---**
We do have footage of the Kissho
Academy newspaper club's defeat.
**[04:30] ---**
If I paste on Hinata Fuyuki's face like so...
**[04:37] ---**
But what about his voice?
**[04:40] ---**
Yeah. And besides, it doesn't
really look like Natchi and the rest
**[04:43] ---**
are suffering at all.
**[04:47] ---**
At a time like this, we can use this
ribbon-type voice changer to correct things.
**[04:52] ---**
I see! I didn't even think of that!
**[04:55] ---**
All right, Corporal Giroro!
**[04:57] ---**
I want you to play the voices of Lady Natsumi,
Lady Mom, and Master Fuyuki!
**[05:01] ---**
What?! Why me?!
**[05:04] ---**
Because you have the most acting talent
of everyone in the Keroro Platoon.
**[05:08] ---**
This is all for the plan!
**[05:10] ---**
I'm counting on you, Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[05:17] ---**
That's it! Keep it up, but with
more you-are-there feeling!
***SIGN*** Tap
**[05:21] ---**
N-Nooo!
**[05:24] ---**
Nooo!
**[05:24] ---**
Yeah, that's it! Nice!
**[05:27] ---**
Kululu, put in the sticky natto sound effect!
**[05:29] ---**
Nooo!
**[05:30] ---**
Roger. Like this?
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[05:30] ---**
Help! It's sticky!
**[05:34] ---**
Help!
**[05:37] ---**
Yeah, you've got it!
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[05:38] ---**
That's our Corporal Giroro.
Your performance is perfect.
**[05:42] ---**
Why don't you become a voice actor?
**[05:46] ---**
W-Will this really sound like
Natsumi's voice?
**[05:49] ---**
Want to hear?
**[05:52] ---**
Click!
**[05:53] ---**
N-Nooo! It's sticky! Help!
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[05:57] ---**
We can use this to make Natsumi say anything.
**[06:01] ---**
We could make her say this or that line...
**[06:04] ---**
Whatever we want!
***SIGN*** This or That Line
**[06:07] ---**
Th-This or th-that line...
**[06:12] ---**
Giroro, are you hungry?
Or do you want to take a bath?
**[06:16] ---**
Or maybe... crawl... on...
my... stomach?
**[06:22] ---**
No, maybe the "big ship,
big cannon policy" would be better...
**[06:26] ---**
Giroro-san is lost in his own world...
**[06:28] ---**
Or, like, yummy banquet?
**[06:30] ---**
But don't you think this
footage alone is kind of weak?
**[06:35] ---**
I think we need like a scene
of Inner-Tokyo in flames!
**[06:39] ---**
Or a scene fighting the Self-Defense Force!
**[06:42] ---**
Scenes like that never
actually happened, though.
**[06:47] ---**
It's okay! The narration will
give supplemental information.
**[06:51] ---**
Master Narrator, you will
cooperate, won't you?
**[06:56] ---**
M-Me?!
**[06:57] ---**
If it's a request from none
other than the Keroro Platoon...
**[07:02] ---**
And so, the Keroro Platoon crushed
the Hinata family in no time at all.
**[07:06] ---**
They demolished the Self-Defense Force's most
advanced fighter planes and tank division.
**[07:11] ---**
They captured parliament and city hall
in the blink of an eye.
**[07:14] ---**
And then, as the first step towards
the total invasion of Pekopon,
**[07:17] ---**
they constructed a secret base below the Hinata
house before you can say Jack Robinson.
**[07:22] ---**
They built the underground secret base
**[07:24] ---**
using the Keron Army's
wondrous scientific prowess.
**[07:27] ---**
Fully air-conditioned! Feng shui-compliant!
A central control room!
**[07:31] ---**
Terrifying! The Pekopon-busting missile!
**[07:34] ---**
State-of-the-art! With an invasion robot
research and development facility!
***SIGN*** Milky Way Baths
**[07:37] ---**
A Pekopon-dissolving, slushy storage tank!
**[07:40] ---**
Convincing!
**[07:42] ---**
Now let's mix in some new enemies
**[07:45] ---**
and spice up the story!
**[07:49] ---**
And so, they completed the "Keroro Platoon:
On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon" DVD.
**[07:55] ---**
Now let's have a preview.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
**[08:05] ---**
The year is 2007.
**[08:07] ---**
Spring. Pekopon comes under attack
from a band of terrifying invaders.
**[08:12] ---**
Inner-Tokyo is awash in flames.
**[08:15] ---**
People run around trying to escape.
**[08:17] ---**
Amid the chaos, Sergeant Keroro, commander
of the Keroro Platoon, invades a private home.
**[08:23] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
**[08:27] ---**
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
**[08:31] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
***SIGN*** Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
**[08:34] ---**
No! It's sticky! Help!
**[08:38] ---**
Oh! I can't move!
**[08:40] ---**
These aliens are too strong!
**[08:44] ---**
The dialog doesn't match the mouth movements.
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, don't sweat the small stuff.
**[08:50] ---**
One comrade after another joins
Commander Keroro's Keroro Platoon.
***SIGN*** Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
**[08:51] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[08:54] ---**
Tama-chan, please forgive me!
**[09:02] ---**
That red alien is so cool!
**[09:08] ---**
I have hashed beef rice, too.
**[09:10] ---**
The left hand stays relaxed!
**[09:13] ---**
And so, the Keroro Platoon
reached five members!
**[09:16] ---**
However, a powerful enemy stood in their way!
**[09:25] ---**
Space Detective 556! Though we were
childhood friends, I'll show you no mercy!
**[09:29] ---**
I was hoping you'd say that!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[09:32] ---**
Adhesion!
**[09:39] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[09:41] ---**
I'm sorry he defied the
Keroro Platoon! I'm sorry!
**[09:41] ---**
But even Space Detective 556 was
no match for the Keroro Platoon!
**[09:45] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Sorry!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[09:48] ---**
The Keroro Platoon was confident of victory!
**[09:50] ---**
But then another powerful new enemy appeared!
**[09:55] ---**
Viper, another invader who has
his sights set on Pekopon!
**[10:00] ---**
Pekopon is mine!
**[10:03] ---**
Viper is an archenemy of all Keronians, and
his attacks put the Keroro Platoon in a pinch!
**[10:07] ---**
But then, who should appear but...
**[10:10] ---**
Please forgive me, Keroro-sama!
**[10:12] ---**
I'll do anything!
**[10:14] ---**
We were wrong.
**[10:16] ---**
Let's fight together!
**[10:20] ---**
Well said, Pekoponians!
**[10:23] ---**
However, their foe, Viper, was really strong!
**[10:26] ---**
The Pekoponians were picked off one by one.
**[10:27] ---**
Sis! Wake up!
**[10:30] ---**
And then the members of the Keroro Platoon.
**[10:36] ---**
Until finally, only Sergeant Keroro was left.
**[10:39] ---**
Darn it! Even if it's only me,
I'm not gonna lose!
**[10:44] ---**
Is this the end of the line
for Sergeant Keroro, too?
***SIGN*** Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
**[10:48] ---**
But then, he absorbed the power
of the scattered Pekoponians
**[10:51] ---**
and the power of his fallen comrades
in the Keroro Platoon!
**[10:57] ---**
W-What?!
**[11:00] ---**
Sergeant Keroro became a super Keronian
**[11:03] ---**
and finally defeated his nemesis, Viper.
**[11:06] ---**
I did it!
**[11:08] ---**
I won't let everyone's sacrifice be in vain!
**[11:12] ---**
Just one more step to the
complete invasion of Pekopon!
**[11:15] ---**
Congratulations, Sergeant Keroro!
**[11:17] ---**
Never give up, Sergeant Keroro!
**[11:19] ---**
Do your best, Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** The End
**[11:27] ---**
Wow, what a masterpiece, right? Uh...
**[11:30] ---**
What's wrong, everyone?
**[11:31] ---**
Little turd! "Super Keronian," my foot!
**[11:35] ---**
It is not fair that you got the glory!
**[11:37] ---**
Oh... Well...
**[11:39] ---**
This is part one...
**[11:41] ---**
In part two, you'll all come back
and look really cool fighting.
**[11:45] ---**
Right? Okay?
**[11:46] ---**
Lady Mois...
**[11:47] ---**
Well, send this to HQ right away.
**[11:50] ---**
Okay, Uncle!
**[11:53] ---**
And that night...
**[11:55] ---**
Sheesh! Keroro...
**[11:57] ---**
Running roughshod all over the project...
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi After School Secret
**[11:59] ---**
And... what's this?
**[12:02] ---**
Did you sneak that out?
**[12:03] ---**
W-What are you talking about?
**[12:05] ---**
Th-This is for research...
**[12:08] ---**
Um... It may show the weakness
of the enemy, Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
**[12:20] ---**
Wh-What the...?!
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi
After School Secret
**[12:29] ---**
Keroro and the others don't know it,
but Hinata Natsumi
**[12:32] ---**
would get a number of secret fans
at Keron HQ from this incident.
**[12:44] ---**
Well, the Keroro Platoon cut-and-paste
DVD was a wash with HQ.
**[12:49] ---**
So what has the Keroro Platoon been
doing on Pekopon all this time?
**[12:54] ---**
I told you.
**[12:56] ---**
For the details, check out "Keroro Platoon:
On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon"...
**[13:00] ---**
I'm not talking about some fake story.
**[13:02] ---**
G-Gero...
**[13:04] ---**
Then we need a genuine
record of our activities.
**[13:07] ---**
Shall we all go check it out?
**[13:13] ---**
Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
**[13:19] ---**
I see!
**[13:21] ---**
If we go inside memories with Soul Diver,
**[13:23] ---**
we can present the platoon's past exploits
to Chief Nurse Pururu, right?
**[13:29] ---**
Wait a second!
**[13:30] ---**
Go inside memories... Whose
memories are we talking here?!
**[13:34] ---**
Well, of course...
**[13:36] ---**
...the member of the platoon who's
most serious about the invasion
**[13:39] ---**
would be appropriate.
**[13:40] ---**
W-W-Wha...
***SIGN*** Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
Everyone's Stare
**[13:42] ---**
I refuse! I'm standing firm on this!
**[13:45] ---**
Lady Mois...
**[13:47] ---**
Or, like, selfless fealty?
**[13:53] ---**
I'm kind of looking forward to traveling
through Giroro-senpai's memories.
**[13:59] ---**
Is this okay?
**[14:00] ---**
It's fine!
**[14:02] ---**
And along the way, I'll sneak a peek
at Giroro's embarrassing memories.
**[14:06] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[14:07] ---**
Well, here goes nothing.
**[14:09] ---**
Click!
**[14:23] ---**
This is...
**[14:24] ---**
...inside Corporal Giroro's memories?
**[14:26] ---**
Indeed.
**[14:27] ---**
So let's have a look inside
some of these bubbles here.
**[14:38] ---**
First, a memory of the chest of drawers plan.
**[14:40] ---**
Chest of drawers plan?
**[14:42] ---**
Right. The plan was to invade
while all Pekoponians
***SIGN*** Crack
**[14:45] ---**
Ow!
**[14:45] ---**
stubbed their little toe on a
corner of a chest of drawers
***SIGN*** Crack
**[14:48] ---**
and became paralyzed with pain.
**[14:49] ---**
We got really far with this plan, right?
**[14:52] ---**
Yeah, we were so close.
**[14:54] ---**
Commander-dono, you did
not inform me of the plan,
***SIGN*** Crack
**[14:56] ---**
and so I also stubbed my little toe
on the corner of a chest!
**[15:00] ---**
Still, using a common item like that
for a plan was a good idea.
**[15:05] ---**
I've got it!
**[15:06] ---**
How about this?
**[15:07] ---**
Hey, Dororo.
**[15:08] ---**
Say "pizza" ten times.
**[15:11] ---**
Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza...
**[15:14] ---**
What's this?
**[15:15] ---**
Hiza! (Knee!)
**[15:16] ---**
Too bad!
***SIGN*** Hiji (elbow)
**[15:17] ---**
It's the hiji (elbow)!
**[15:19] ---**
That is so mean!
**[15:21] ---**
Maybe we can use that as
part of some invasion plan.
**[15:29] ---**
Let's go to another memory.
**[15:34] ---**
Next is a memory of the Sports Day plan, huh?
***SIGN*** 39th Kissho Academy Sports Day
**[15:37] ---**
Lady Mom was busy with work,
**[15:39] ---**
but she did her best so she could do the
three-legged race with Lady Natsumi.
**[15:43] ---**
What does a three-legged race have
to do with the invasion of Pekopon?
**[15:46] ---**
The plan was to make Pekopon's last line of
defense, Lady Natsumi, be in our debt.
**[15:50] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[15:51] ---**
But it looks like you failed somehow.
**[15:55] ---**
Well...
**[15:56] ---**
In the end, Lady Mom didn't make it in time.
**[15:58] ---**
So Giroro wore a Pekoponian suit and did
the three-legged race with Lady Natsumi.
**[16:03] ---**
This girl is Pekopon's
last line of defense...
**[16:06] ---**
I don't see it.
**[16:09] ---**
Then look at this.
**[16:12] ---**
It's not an invasion plan,
**[16:14] ---**
but a memory from when I had a cavity.
**[16:17] ---**
You're at 100% accuracy so far.
**[16:20] ---**
Not bad.
**[16:22] ---**
Same goes for you.
**[16:23] ---**
Both of them are impressive.
**[16:25] ---**
It seems like they're partners who
have been fighting together for years.
**[16:28] ---**
Speaking of partners,
**[16:30] ---**
watch how in tune Lady Mois
and I are with each other.
**[16:36] ---**
This is Hicksville Beach?
Where Mr. Sergeant wanted a Dangal...
**[16:40] ---**
Uncle and I did a comedy routine, right?
**[16:43] ---**
Or, like, stand-up comics?
**[16:45] ---**
That woman!
**[16:47] ---**
This was an invasion plan, too?
**[16:49] ---**
It seems Giroro-kun's memories all
have this Natsumi girl in them.
**[16:53] ---**
Yeah, when all is said and done...
**[16:55] ---**
Well, of course.
**[16:58] ---**
Look! After this, everyone is fit
to burst from my hilarious gag!
***SIGN*** White Dog
**[17:02] ---**
*Omoshiroi!*
***SIGN*** Omoshiroi = Funny OR "the tail is white"
**[17:04] ---**
Get it?
**[17:06] ---**
Let's go to the next one.
**[17:12] ---**
We tried breeding Nyororos
to dry the laundry,
**[17:15] ---**
but this memory shows our
test subjects running amok.
**[17:26] ---**
That's my...
**[17:29] ---**
That's my... That's my...
**[17:32] ---**
My...
**[17:35] ---**
Giroro-kun looks happy, huh?
**[17:37] ---**
I'm gonna rewrite that memory.
**[17:39] ---**
Then let me take you back to the beginning.
**[17:53] ---**
That's my...
**[17:56] ---**
My... My...
**[17:58] ---**
My...
**[18:07] ---**
That's hilarious.
**[18:09] ---**
Let's do some more!
**[18:14] ---**
This is Corporal Giroro's
day off as a soldier.
**[18:16] ---**
It's a memory of his first paid day off.
**[18:19] ---**
Digging up potatoes with Natsumi-san?
**[18:21] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:22] ---**
Don't move.
**[18:25] ---**
You've got mud on your face.
**[18:30] ---**
A few adjustments here, and we can do
even more of these memory alterations.
**[18:35] ---**
This is great fun!
**[18:37] ---**
Do it, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[18:41] ---**
Th-Thank you...
**[18:43] ---**
...rostar!
**[18:47] ---**
W-What's this?
**[18:48] ---**
A chocolate cake.
**[18:49] ---**
It's to thank you for saving me.
**[18:51] ---**
Here.
**[18:55] ---**
This is sweet...
**[18:56] ---**
Almost too sweet.
**[18:59] ---**
Then I'll use a little less sugar next time.
**[19:03] ---**
This is cruel.
**[19:05] ---**
Giroro-senpai's treasured memories...
**[19:07] ---**
This is so cruel.
**[19:10] ---**
This is derailing the original goal to introduce
our invasion activities to Pururu-dono.
**[19:15] ---**
Oh, that's okay.
**[19:17] ---**
Let's keep going!
**[19:20] ---**
Natchi's total energy
is getting real close to zero.
**[19:24] ---**
Natsumi! Don't die. Natsumi!
**[19:26] ---**
There's something... I need to let you know.
**[19:29] ---**
I'll never forgive you
if you die on me now!
**[19:31] ---**
There's no way I'm gonna die.
**[19:36] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:37] ---**
I... I thought I couldn't be
friends with aliens, but...
**[19:42] ---**
Giroro, to me you are...
**[19:46] ---**
Here, eat up! It's the best part.
**[19:50] ---**
It's not much of a thank you,
**[19:52] ---**
but let me show this just to you.
**[19:54] ---**
The belt itself doesn't
have any special feature, but...
**[19:57] ---**
This's my good-luck charm.
***SIGN*** Back
**[20:03] ---**
Hey, Giroro. Sorry to ask you...
**[20:06] ---**
...but would you wash my back?
**[20:12] ---**
No!
**[20:22] ---**
This is bad.
**[20:23] ---**
Did I tamper too much
with his prized memories?
**[20:25] ---**
Or, like, crimson alert?
**[20:34] ---**
Gero...
**[20:39] ---**
W-What did you do inside my memories?!
**[20:42] ---**
I... I feel like...
**[20:44] ---**
...I just woke up from a
terrifying nightmare, but...
**[20:55] ---**
What the...?!
**[20:57] ---**
What is this bittersweet
tingling in my chest?
**[21:02] ---**
Hey. Does Sergeant Major Kululu
like Giroro-kun like that?
**[21:07] ---**
N-No...
**[21:09] ---**
I think it's just a prank...
**[21:12] ---**
...but maybe there actually is something...
**[21:14] ---**
Th-This is scary.
**[21:16] ---**
What did you do to my memories?!
**[21:18] ---**
Put them back! Put them back to normal!
**[21:22] ---**
People hate what they really love.
**[21:24] ---**
Could these two... No, it couldn't be, right?
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
***SIGN*** Shura
***SIGN*** Shura
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
***SIGN*** Nuinuinuinui... Kagekagekagekage... Dokudokudokudoku... Girugirugirugiru... Kemekemekemekeme... Taputaputaputapu...
**[23:09] ---**
Shurara here! An invader,
and yet a popular guy!
**[23:12] ---**
That's the Keroro Platoon's
greatest weakness.
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[23:15] ---**
More importantly, who are you?
**[23:18] ---**
Shurara... Wait a second. H-Help!
**[23:22] ---**
"Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Space Cerberus
***SIGN*** Poyon Special Skill: Teleportation
***SIGN*** Electric Transformation Gun (Magic)
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Machine Sergeant Keroro Corporal Giroro Angol Mois
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E159 - Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir! / Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN29P5/keroro-heated-card-battles-sir--keroro-the-targeted-platoon-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
Have you ever collected cards?
**[01:34] ---**
Battling other people with cards
seems to be popular recently.
**[01:42] ---**
Exactly!
**[01:43] ---**
Which is why I, too,
**[01:45] ---**
have had Kululu create me this virtual battle
system and these trading card decks!
**[01:50] ---**
I call it...
*Keroro King ☆ Aliens Gathering!*
***SIGN*** Keroro King ☆ Aliens Gathering
**[01:55] ---**
With this, you can play with the card
characters as projected holograms!
**[01:58] ---**
If we sell the battle platform
and the cards as a set,
**[02:00] ---**
it's guaranteed to be a massive hit!
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[02:03] ---**
We'll invade Pekopon with cards, sir!
**[02:05] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[02:10] ---**
Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir!
**[02:15] ---**
So!
**[02:16] ---**
Let's have a test play, sir!
**[02:19] ---**
Woo! This sounds kind of fun!
**[02:22] ---**
So, whichever player survives
the tournament bracket,
**[02:25] ---**
will face me in the final.
**[02:28] ---**
What?!
**[02:29] ---**
Why do you get seeded?!
**[02:31] ---**
Hmm? Don't you realize I invented this game?
**[02:36] ---**
I am the Creator!
**[02:37] ---**
Besides which, this is also
an order from your leader.
**[02:42] ---**
You'll each start with 1000 points.
**[02:45] ---**
Attack your opponent with your cards,
**[02:47] ---**
and reduce your opponent's
points to 0 to win.
**[02:50] ---**
Okay, everyone, this is what
you've all been waiting for!
**[02:53] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama vs.
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[02:56] ---**
Corporal Giroro vs.
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[02:58] ---**
Ready... go!
**[03:00] ---**
Or, like, begin battle?
**[03:03] ---**
Then I will draw first.
***SIGN*** Wettle King Special Attack: Wettle Shot
**[03:07] ---**
I summon Wettle King!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
**[03:16] ---**
Wettle Shock!
**[03:16] [SONG] ---**
You destroy the precious peace...
**[03:23] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[03:24] ---**
I put Wettle King in Defense,
and end my turn.
**[03:27] ---**
Hoho...?
**[03:30] ---**
I guess we'll start over here, too.
***SIGN*** 753-san
Scary when it gets mad
**[03:33] ---**
I summon 753-san!
**[03:40] ---**
In Defense! End Turn!
**[03:42] ---**
What things a virtual system can do.
**[03:44] ---**
But this is one of Kululu's inventions.
That makes me a little worried!
**[03:48] ---**
Now it's my turn!
**[03:50] ---**
Draw!
**[03:52] ---**
I summon Nyororo!
**[03:54] ---**
You can draw up to 3 cards per turn,
so I will draw another one.
**[03:59] ---**
What?! You can?!
**[04:01] ---**
Activate magic card!
**[04:03] ---**
I'll evolve Nyororo into Mecha Nyororo,
**[04:06] ---**
and attack Wettle King!
**[04:10] ---**
Wettle...!
**[04:12] ---**
Ahhh! I have been injured!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
Special Attack: Wettle Shot
**[04:14] ---**
And last, I will summon Sylvie in Defense,
and end my turn!
**[04:23] ---**
Draw card.
**[04:26] ---**
Summon Dasonu☆Maso.
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[04:31] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[04:32] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[04:34] ---**
Attack 753-san!
**[04:35] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
**[04:36] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll
comb
straight
out!
**[04:37] ---**
When I have a test, I tell everyone
"I wasn't able to study at all,"
**[04:41] ---**
but the truth is, I studied my butt off!
**[04:41] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[04:43] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[04:43] ---**
When I run a marathon,
**[04:44] [SONG] ---**
That girl looks like she kisses sweetly.
**[04:45] ---**
I tell everyone, "Let's take it slow, guys,"
**[04:47] ---**
but then I dash off alone!
**[04:48] [SONG] ---**
His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
Dancing in my soul!
**[04:49] ---**
That is who I am!
**[04:51] ---**
Oh no! At this rate, 753-san will be soothed!
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
***SIGN*** Smile
**[04:59] ---**
Hmph! He got me!
***SIGN*** Space Cerberus
**[05:02] ---**
Summon Space Cerberus in Defense. End turn.
**[05:07] ---**
No problems at all so far, sir.
**[05:10] ---**
I dororo a card!
**[05:13] ---**
Get it? Ha ha ha ha.
***SIGN*** Chuton Escape Success Probability x 2
**[05:15] ---**
I summon Chuton from planet Lu-Ne!
**[05:17] ---**
I attack Sylvie!
**[05:19] ---**
Space Illusion:
**[05:21] ---**
Dark Matter!
**[05:24] ---**
Sylvie is counterattacking!
**[05:28] ---**
Ahh! Chuton got taken down!
**[05:29] ---**
What?! Again?!
**[05:31] ---**
It's because of your lame-o gags.
**[05:35] ---**
By the way, as a special ability
of my Sylvie card,
**[05:38] ---**
when you take an attack from this card,
**[05:40] ---**
the player can draw one card
even during the opponent's turn!
**[05:43] ---**
What?! You can?!
***SIGN*** Poyon Special Skill: Spacial Movement
**[05:45] ---**
I summon space police officer Poyon-chan!
**[05:48] ---**
And activate another special ability!
**[05:51] ---**
Forcibly summon three weak monster cards
from your opponent's deck and attack them all!
***SIGN*** R Grey - Impostor
3M - Distance Measuring
Mr. G - Full HD Not Supported
**[05:57] ---**
I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
**[06:00] ---**
Hey, you two! And the guy in the back!
**[06:03] ---**
You are under arrest for
identity forgery, poyo!
**[06:05] ---**
Poyoyoyoyo!
**[06:14] ---**
Mission accomplished, poyo.
**[06:15] ---**
It is my defeat...
**[06:18] ---**
The winner is Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[06:21] ---**
Not bad, Private Tamama.
**[06:23] ---**
It's my turn!
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro
Special Attack: Barrage of Gunfire
**[06:25] ---**
I summon myself,
and attack the Space Cerberus!
**[06:44] ---**
Take this!
**[06:46] ---**
Hmph. Simple.
**[06:49] ---**
I equip a Powered Suit onto myself,
and end my turn.
**[06:53] ---**
My next will be your last!
**[06:54] ---**
Then how about this?
***SIGN*** Powered Natsumi
Spacial Movement Distance x 7
**[06:56] ---**
I summon Powered Natsumi!
**[06:58] ---**
What?!
**[07:11] ---**
Attack Giroro-senpai's Powered Suit!
**[07:27] ---**
Here's your reward!
**[07:30] ---**
Now!
**[07:32] ---**
Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender
and hold me tight... forever!
**[07:42] ---**
Tch. A draw. Fine, then I'll...
***SIGN*** Telephone Pole & Trash Can (Magic)
Draws animal characters to it
**[07:46] ---**
...activate my magic card,
Telephone Pole & Trash Can!
**[07:50] ---**
Followed by Famous Dog Natchi!
***SIGN*** Famous Dog Natchi
Sense of Smell x 1,000,000
**[07:51] ---**
What?!
**[07:53] ---**
Wh-What a cowardly attack!
**[07:56] ---**
Stop! Stoooppp!
**[07:58] ---**
There's no room for mercy in a battle!
**[08:01] ---**
What?! An exquisite blend...
sweetness, spiciness,
**[08:06] ---**
tenderness, toughness...
**[08:09] ---**
A tapestry of beautiful smells.
**[08:11] ---**
Why... do I feel so drawn
to that telephone pole?
**[08:15] ---**
I want to leave my mark. Let them know.
**[08:15] ---**
D-Don't show this unbecoming
display to me...!
**[08:17] ---**
That I was here...
**[08:20] ---**
N-Natsumi...!
**[08:23] ---**
The winner is Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[08:25] ---**
This can work.
**[08:26] ---**
This game... can work, sir!
**[08:29] ---**
Never mind Pekopon,
**[08:30] ---**
this could be a hit across
the whole universe!
**[08:34] ---**
Advancing into the semi-final are...
**[08:36] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama
and Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[08:39] ---**
I go first!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invader Machine Legs are just for show!
**[08:41] ---**
Summoning Pekopon Invader Machine!
**[08:49] ---**
Summon the commander.
***SIGN*** Natto
***SIGN*** "Transform into Kaminari-sama" Gun (Magic) Convert target card to Lightning-type
**[08:54] ---**
And activate this thing.
**[09:10] ---**
Oh! The Pekopon Invader Machine gives up
in the face of the stringy natto attack!
**[09:16] ---**
I'm not done!
**[09:18] ---**
I summon Viper, Viper's elder brother,
and the Viper family!
***SIGN*** Great-Uncle
***SIGN*** Elder
***SIGN*** Father
***SIGN*** Henchman
**[09:22] ---**
And I evolve Viper into Mecha Viper
with a magic card!
***SIGN*** Courtesan
***SIGN*** Passerby
***SIGN*** Shopkeeper
***SIGN*** Oldest Grandchild
**[09:26] ---**
I will fight numbers with numbers!
***SIGN*** Jaba Tama Keroiser!
**[09:29] ---**
The Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser!
***SIGN*** Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser
**[09:31] ---**
The Kero Rangers!
**[09:33] ---**
The Rememberangers!
**[09:35] ---**
I'm Keroro!
**[09:38] ---**
I guess I'm done for!
**[09:42] ---**
Kululu-senpai, it looks like you
built your deck wrong, huh?
**[09:47] ---**
Don't make me get serious.
**[09:49] ---**
Summoning Kululu Robot!
***SIGN*** Kululu Robot
**[09:53] ---**
I'll fight robots with robots!
**[09:55] ---**
AK-966, also known as Autumn H! Summon!
**[10:02] ---**
Click!
**[10:05] ---**
Then I'll bring out this!
**[10:07] ---**
I'll take you to pieces with my EM waves!
**[10:10] ---**
Autumn... Dynamite!
**[10:13] ---**
Nooooo!
**[10:18] ---**
Pekechonpa!
**[10:20] ---**
Okay, Mr. Sergeant! Let us battle!
**[10:23] ---**
Sure!
**[10:24] ---**
That time is here at last!
**[10:26] ---**
The final is Uncle vs.
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[10:30] ---**
Or, like, final battle?
**[10:32] ---**
Looks like there are no
problems with the system...
**[10:35] ---**
I'll concentrate on enjoying this game, sir!
**[10:38] ---**
Prepare for defeat, Private Tamama!
**[10:41] ---**
I summon the Mobile Machine Mech, Dangal!
***SIGN*** Dangal
Dan Ikeda Not Included
**[10:45] ---**
A thoughtless move, Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Adult Natsumi Special Move: Bombshell
**[10:50] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:52] ---**
I... I'm only just getting started, sir!
**[10:55] ---**
Summon 556!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[10:59] ---**
Trap card! Three-shelf storage unit!
**[11:04] ---**
Gero!
**[11:06] ---**
I-If this is how it's going to be...
**[11:08] ---**
I summon myself but larger, sir!
**[11:11] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[11:14] ---**
A spoon for a spoon!
**[11:17] ---**
Momocchi!
**[11:19] ---**
What are you doing to Fuyuki-kun?!
**[11:23] ---**
Gero...
**[11:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you still need more training!
***SIGN*** Stingy Thinking In Progress
**[11:28] ---**
I was planning to dominate this tournament
that I myself hosted and entered myself in,
**[11:33] ---**
and take the prizes and
prize money for myself, sir!
**[11:38] ---**
Forgive me, Private Tamama!
**[11:40] ---**
I summon Lady Mois!
**[11:42] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[11:44] ---**
That woman!! I summon
Pekoponian Suit Mk. II!
***SIGN*** Pekoponian Suit Mk. II Private 2nd Class Tamama learns his own ugliness
**[11:50] ---**
Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[11:59] ---**
That is not fair...
**[12:01] ---**
I'll end your suffering, sir.
***SIGN*** Mecha Nyororo
Nyororo Artificial Evolution Form: Attack Boosted Model
**[12:03] ---**
Summon Mecha Nyororo!
***SIGN*** Nyobo (Magic)
Mecha Nyororo Attack/Defense Up
**[12:05] ---**
And with this magic card,
I'll evolve it into Nyobo!
**[12:16] ---**
Huh?! Why is it now Queen Nyororo?
**[12:20] ---**
Looks like it glitched.
**[12:21] ---**
Little bit of a design error.
**[12:32] ---**
What right does a hologram like you
have to do this to me, ma'am?
***SIGN*** Dehydration Complete
***SIGN*** Starfruit (Magic)
Target card's skill
**[12:35] ---**
I shummon a Shtarfruit...
***SIGN*** Crunch
**[12:39] ---**
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro
**[12:44] ---**
Yeaaaaah!
**[12:47] ---**
Gero?
**[12:48] ---**
So this is where you were
happily wasting your time.
**[12:51] ---**
Another system bug, sir?
**[12:54] ---**
You're mighty arrogant for a hologra—
**[12:56] ---**
Who are you calling a hologram?!
**[12:58] ---**
You're on cleaning duty today, remember?!
**[13:01] ---**
Gero?! The real thing?!
**[13:02] ---**
But I am Keroro of "back then," ma'am!
**[13:06] ---**
Even if you are the real Lady Natsumi...
**[13:09] ---**
That starfruit was a hologram.
**[13:13] ---**
Gorging yourself on that
won't make you what you once were.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[13:17] ---**
Gero! Please forgive me, ma'am!
**[13:21] ---**
Now I feel like playing some card games!
**[13:24] ---**
Of course... I think I'll pass
on any games the sergeant has made.
**[13:36] ---**
How much time has passed since
Sergeant Keroro's platoon came to Earth?
**[13:41] [SONG] ---**
Keroro! Keroro! Sergeant! 3, 2, 1, Fire!
**[13:42] ---**
They have become completely
accustomed to life on Earth.
**[13:47] ---**
But they do not know...
**[13:50] ---**
...that they've been under constant surveillance
by unknown entities.
**[13:56] ---**
Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!
***SIGN*** Shurashurashurashura...
***SIGN*** Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru...
***SIGN*** Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
***SIGN*** Shurashurashurashura... Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru... Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
**[14:19] ---**
Those who gather with me, the time is ripe.
**[14:22] ---**
Now is at laaast the time for us to move!
**[14:25] ---**
First, observe these people, and burn
their image fast into your eyes!
**[14:30] ---**
For theeese are they who are
known as the Keroro Platoooon.
**[14:35] ---**
The first is said, by
persons I do not knooow,
**[14:37] ---**
to be the most dangerous soldier
in the universe.
**[14:39] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[14:40] ---**
Skilled enough to place first in the Keron
Army Invitational Shooting Tournament.
**[14:45] ---**
His combat ability and total
mastery of all kinds of weaponry
**[14:49] ---**
can noooot be underestimated!
**[14:51] ---**
Howeeeever! He is, at his core,
the Red Darumaaa!
**[14:55] ---**
He is the fall guy! And has
a number of weaknesses!
**[14:59] ---**
Weakness number ooone!
**[15:02] ---**
Ghosts and speeecters.
**[15:06] ---**
**[15:06] ---**
Number two! Seeeea cucumberrrrs!
**[15:11] ---**
Tch... Out of ammo, huh...
**[15:13] ---**
And the cherry on top...
**[15:13] ---**
Hey! Gimme another magazine!
**[15:15] ---**
...the Pekoponian girl, Hinata Natsumi!
**[15:15] ---**
Here! Come on, Giroro, hurry up...
**[15:19] ---**
Hey! Gimme a grenade!
**[15:19] ---**
No Nyororooo is needed to
render him spinelessss!
**[15:21] ---**
Here!
***SIGN*** Back
**[15:22] ---**
Come on, aren't you ready yet?
**[15:23] ---**
One Hinata Natsumi is enooooough!
**[15:28] ---**
Girochoo!
**[15:30] ---**
I-Is Natsumi talking about me,
or something...?
**[15:33] ---**
Shuraraaaaaa! Number two,
**[15:36] ---**
is, in his own words, the man who
makes the impossible possible:
**[15:39] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
***SIGN*** "We are all living creatures" Gun
**[15:42] ---**
He serves as the Keroro Platoon's
operations communications officer,
***SIGN*** Product Number 003
Flash Spoon
***SIGN*** All-Purpose Weaponization Drink Nanora
**[15:45] ---**
and his mad and dangerous
inventions defy enumeration!
***SIGN*** Soul Diver
***SIGN*** Product Number 002
Steel Virgin
***SIGN*** Cherry Blossoms Machine
**[15:48] ---**
Howweeeever, he does have weeeeaknesses!
**[15:53] ---**
Weakness number one!
**[15:55] ---**
His abnormal obsession with
the Pekoponian Hinata Aki!
**[15:59] ---**
Oh, dear me!
**[16:00] ---**
Number two!
**[16:02] ---**
His favorite food, currrrry!
**[16:03] ---**
Paradise, paradise!
**[16:04] ---**
Curry is his lifeline!
**[16:06] ---**
**[16:07] ---**
**[16:08] ---**
Aaaand... number three!
**[16:11] ---**
His snide, dreary, loathsome,
crafty personality!
***SIGN*** Eeeeeeek!
**[16:14] ---**
That personality of his will one day trigger
an irreverrrrrsible cataaaaastrophe!
**[16:23] ---**
Ku... ku... kachoo!
**[16:25] ---**
Someone's clearly raving about my genius...
**[16:28] ---**
And next...
**[16:30] ---**
Self-proclaimed as cute and pretty,
**[16:32] ---**
the lovely idol character,
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[16:36] ---**
He polishes his abilities through
a harsh training regimen,
**[16:38] ---**
and is a young physical fighter who
lets his fists speak for themseeeelves!
**[16:42] ---**
Howeeever! As you may have surmised,
he has weeeeaknesses!
**[16:47] ---**
Weakness number one!
Snacks, cakes, cola and sodas!
***SIGN*** Chocolate
**[16:51] ---**
He stuffs himself so much
that his blood sugar levels
**[16:54] ---**
are through the roof, I'm telling yaaa.
**[16:56] ---**
Number two! He is a liar and a braggart!
**[17:01] ---**
Let me show you how brutal
a violent organic entity can be.
**[17:06] ---**
Let's see now. It's time for some
shooting practice. With a live target.
**[17:11] ---**
So you call me
a "beast-human" behind my back.
**[17:15] ---**
A cold-blooded monster like myself
shouldn't have any objections.
**[17:17] ---**
The mouth can be its own downfall...
**[17:20] ---**
I may not know how to swim, but...
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[17:22] ---**
Jealousy!
**[17:23] ---**
In addition to this
is his terrible personality!
***SIGN*** Rumble
Rumble
Rumble
**[17:26] ---**
His jealousy reaches Guinness levels!
***SIGN*** Jealousy Shot
**[17:29] ---**
Jealousy Shot!
***SIGN*** Know
when to
shut up,
butthead
***SIGN*** You
think
you're
so hot?
***SIGN*** Who made
you a
Senior
Private?
**[17:31] ---**
At this rate...
**[17:33] ---**
...he will eventually destroy himseeelf.
***SIGN*** What the
heck did you
come here for?
***SIGN*** I hate
the way
you talk!
**[17:37] ---**
Tamachoo!
**[17:39] ---**
Tama?
**[17:41] ---**
Shuraraaaa!
**[17:43] ---**
Which finally brings us
to the star performer.
**[17:45] ---**
The inexpliiicable target of
Private Tamama's undying love,
**[17:48] ---**
and the leader of the Keroro Platoon.
His naaaame is:
**[17:51] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** Rub Rub Rub
**[17:54] ---**
Gundam models, anime, and maaaanga.
His days are filled with his hobbieeees!
***SIGN*** Crunch Crunch Crunch
***SIGN*** Click Click Click
***SIGN*** Bwah ha ha ha ha!
**[17:58] ---**
Whatever happened to the Keroro of "baaaack then,"
so highly praised for his talents?
**[18:02] ---**
Ahhhh, the Keron Star is cryyyying!
**[18:06] ---**
Ahh, yes, yes. Just in case,
**[18:09] ---**
let me tell you Sergeant Keroro's
weaknesses, as well.
**[18:12] ---**
The Pekoponian Hinata Fuyukiii.
**[18:15] ---**
We're friends, aren't we?!
**[18:16] ---**
This boy has a "but we're friends,
aren't we?!" attack,
***SIGN*** Friends
***SIGN*** Friends
**[18:19] ---**
Friends!
**[18:20] ---**
to which Sergeant Keroro is
fantaaaastically weeeeak!
**[18:24] ---**
Friends...
**[18:26] ---**
Kerochoo!
**[18:26] ---**
Achoo!
**[18:28] ---**
Do I have a cold...?
**[18:30] ---**
Or maybe hay fever?
**[18:32] ---**
Gero...?
**[18:32] ---**
That is aaall.
**[18:34] ---**
The complete outline of the Keroro Platooon.
**[18:36] ---**
U-Umm... Excuse me...
**[18:38] ---**
Aren't you... forgetting someone?
**[18:40] ---**
Hmmmm?! And whoooo are youuuu?
**[18:44] ---**
Ahh... I-It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[18:47] ---**
I am the... I mean some
people call me the... umm...
**[18:49] ---**
Ohhh! Right you aaaaare, I almost
allowed it to slip my miiind!
**[18:54] ---**
The Keroro Platoon's operator,
**[18:56] ---**
Angooool Moooois!
**[18:59] ---**
Command Input!
**[19:00] ---**
Destroyers and executioners of planets,
**[19:03] ---**
Change! Lucifer Spear!
**[19:03] ---**
the Angol tribe.
**[19:05] ---**
The most troublesome member
of the Keroro Platoon
**[19:08] ---**
may in fact be this girl!
**[19:11] ---**
Buuuut!
**[19:12] ---**
Black Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Black Armageddon
**[19:16] ---**
She is pooowerless before the Annngol Stone!
**[19:20] ---**
She is nothing to feeear!
**[19:22] ---**
Shuraraaaa!
**[19:23] ---**
Ahhh... it looks like he
really has been forgotten...
**[19:27] ---**
Hmmm?
**[19:29] ---**
Fine! I'll give you a special hint!
**[19:32] ---**
His body is blue-ish,
**[19:35] ---**
and his name begins with a D!
***SIGN*** D??
**[19:38] ---**
A bluuuue body and a "D"...?
***SIGN*** D??
**[19:41] ---**
D... D...
**[19:44] ---**
Dora...
***SIGN*** Dora?
**[19:45] ---**
Dori...
***SIGN*** Dori?
**[19:47] ---**
Doru...
***SIGN*** Doru?
**[19:48] ---**
Dore...
***SIGN*** Dore?
**[19:50] ---**
Ahhh... I can't get it...
***SIGN*** Doro?
**[19:53] ---**
Doro...?
**[19:55] ---**
Doro...?! Ohhh! Yeeees!
**[19:58] ---**
I had compleeeetely forgotten!
**[19:59] ---**
The man once known as Zeroro:
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[20:03] ---**
Hooray!
**[20:05] ---**
In the past,
**[20:07] ---**
he carried out missions along with me.
**[20:10] ---**
The top member of the ultra-elite
Keron Army squadron "Assassin,"
**[20:13] ---**
Ultra Ballistic...
**[20:14] ---**
he also mastered ninjutsu on Pekopon,
**[20:14] ---**
Twin Flame Slash!
**[20:16] ---**
and his abilities in combat
exceed even Corporal Giroro's!
**[20:19] ---**
But in contrast to this, he also
possesses fatal weeeaknesses!
***SIGN*** We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
**[20:25] ---**
Weakness number ooone!
His weeeeak presence!
**[20:30] ---**
Number two!
**[20:32] ---**
The trauma he carries from childhood!
**[20:35] ---**
And most importantly,
his passionate love for Pekopon!
**[20:40] ---**
That heart of his,
unthinkable for an invader,
**[20:43] ---**
will likely become his undoing!
**[20:46] ---**
Dorochoo!
**[20:48] ---**
I feel some kind of uneasy premonition!
**[20:51] ---**
Shuraraaaaa... The aforementioned is...
**[20:54] ---**
...my analysis of the Keroro Platooooon.
**[20:57] ---**
Let us gooo, to Pekopon!
**[20:59] ---**
We shall teach the Keroro Platoon the
fearsomeness of our Shurara Cooorps!
***SIGN*** Shurashurashurashura... Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru... Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
**[21:12] ---**
What?! D-Don't tell me these people are...
**[21:15] ---**
...enemies of the Keroro Platoon?
**[21:18] ---**
Sarge! Now isn't the time
to be happily playing!
**[21:23] ---**
My collection is in good shape, sir!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:07] ---**
It's Momoka.
**[23:08] ---**
Paul, at your service.
**[23:09] ---**
Paul, you became a butler to our house
after losing a battle with my father, yes?
**[23:14] ---**
Yes.
**[23:14] ---**
What if you had won?
**[23:16] ---**
W-Well... I'm afraid there
are all kinds of reasons
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[23:18] ---**
that I can't go into the full detail of...
***SIGN*** Hunt
**[23:19] ---**
Ohhhh?
**[23:20] ---**
Urgh...
**[23:21] ---**
Nishizawas, how much do you guys own?!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group
**[23:25] ---**
"Momoka: The Best Mother's Day, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:30] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E160 - Momoka: The Best Mother's Day, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPNM5/momoka-the-best-mothers-day-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
This is Nishizawa Baio's office, in Scotland.
**[01:40] ---**
It's me.
**[01:41] ---**
This is 0007.
**[01:43] ---**
The target will be heading to Japan.
**[01:45] ---**
What? To Japan?!
**[01:47] ---**
Do you wish me to keep foll—
**[01:50] ---**
What's wrong? 0007!
**[01:57] ---**
Curse you...
**[01:59] ---**
Do you plan to head straight for Momoka?!
**[02:04] ---**
Momoka: The Greatest Mother's Day, Sir!
**[02:18] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Sergeant
***SIGN*** Private
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Home
Full Panoramic View
***SIGN*** Bird's-Eye View
**[02:21] ---**
So vast!
**[02:22] ---**
It's absolutely vast, sir!
**[02:24] ---**
It goes way, way further back
than you can even see, sir!
**[02:28] ---**
Why is Lady Momoka's house
this vast, again?
**[02:31] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[02:33] ---**
That is because Momocchi's dad is
**[02:35] ---**
so rich, he owns half of
Pekopon's economy.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group
**[02:40] ---**
Yes, that's it, that's it!
**[02:41] ---**
Doesn't that mean that if we
invade the Nishizawa family,
**[02:44] ---**
we'll pretty much have
obtained half of Pekopon?
**[02:48] ---**
And so...
**[02:50] ---**
From here... to here...
**[02:52] ---**
...is my land!
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[02:54] ---**
Whaa?
**[02:55] ---**
Then I will...
**[02:56] ---**
...go from heeeeere...
**[02:59] ---**
...to heeeeeeeeeeeeere...
***SIGN*** My land...
**[03:03] ---**
I'll take this much!
**[03:05] ---**
It's bigger than my land.
**[03:07] ---**
In that case...
**[03:09] ---**
...I'll invade more, sir!
**[03:12] ---**
Ahh, Mr. Sergeant, that is not fair!
**[03:20] ---**
Umm...
**[03:22] ---**
It looks like you're kinda
in the middle of something...
**[03:25] ---**
Are you sure I'm not in the way?
**[03:27] ---**
Oh, not at all, don't be silly!
**[03:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[03:31] ---**
They just happen to be doing some training.
**[03:34] ---**
Please, do not pay them any mind.
**[03:36] ---**
Is that so?
**[03:39] ---**
So? What did you want to talk about?
**[03:41] ---**
U-Um, that's... er...
**[03:45] ---**
This is very sudden,
but I have a question for you!
***SIGN*** Question!
***SIGN*** Sasanqua camellia
**[03:50] ---**
How do you read this kanji, please?
**[03:53] ---**
This. Come on.
**[03:55] ---**
Yama-cha-ka...?
**[03:57] ---**
That doesn't seem right... Umm...
**[04:06] ---**
What...?
**[04:09] ---**
Japan has changed quite considerably
in such a short time.
**[04:13] ---**
However, the relaxed atmosphere
is present as ever.
**[04:17] ---**
And now we just need to buy the meat...
**[04:19] ---**
Yes!
**[04:28] ---**
Koyuki-chan, what was that?
**[04:29] ---**
Who in the world?
**[04:31] ---**
Don't move.
**[04:34] ---**
A shinobi?
**[04:36] ---**
My apologies. The way you were carrying
yourself was exceptionally unusual.
**[04:40] ---**
I felt the need to test you.
**[04:42] ---**
Let us find another opportunity
to exchange blows.
**[04:45] ---**
Goodbye.
**[04:50] ---**
Ahh... That surprised me...
**[04:52] ---**
Who was that?
**[04:54] ---**
What monumental bloodlust...
**[04:59] ---**
A level-1 red alert would normally never happen
unless there's a war or something.
**[05:04] ---**
Isn't it because Momoka-sama's
school friend is present?
**[05:08] ---**
As long as we're here, we can take care
of any problem, no matter how trivial.
**[05:14] ---**
In any event, any sneak thief who
thinks about coming in here...
**[05:21] ---**
Sagato?! Hey!
**[05:24] ---**
You...!
**[05:26] ---**
Specialized rubber bullet for riot control!
**[05:30] ---**
What?!
**[05:33] ---**
What, you want to play catch?
**[05:37] ---**
Yama... yama...
**[05:39] ---**
Ahh, I don't get it!
**[05:43] ---**
Huh? What's that?!
**[05:44] ---**
The sound for the time limit.
***SIGN*** Sasanqua camellia
**[05:47] ---**
The answer is "sazanka."
***SIGN*** Sazanka
Sasanqua camellia
**[05:49] ---**
Ahh... so that's it, it's "sazanka"...
**[05:53] ---**
Well, let's make some coffee for you.
**[05:56] ---**
It'll be ready in one more hour exactly.
**[06:05] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
Tama tama tama tama!
**[06:12] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[06:14] ---**
Our invasion activities
have been detected, sir!
**[06:17] ---**
Awww...
**[06:18] ---**
This way! Hurry!
**[06:23] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I was cocky!
I was making myself feel big!
**[06:23] ---**
Please! Please just spare me!
I do not care about him! Please just spare me!
**[06:31] ---**
This is...
**[06:38] ---**
I wonder what that could be?
**[06:40] ---**
I think something's happened
at Nishizawa-san's house!
**[06:43] ---**
Oh no! Fuyuki's over there
visiting right now, you know?
**[06:47] ---**
Signal from Area 28.
**[06:49] ---**
Show it.
**[06:53] ---**
Who on Earth is that?
**[06:55] ---**
Momocchi!
**[06:56] ---**
What was that alarm?
**[06:59] ---**
I had just set Master Fuyuki
a little kanji-reading quiz.
**[07:03] ---**
That alarm was the buzzer for
running out of time to answer.
**[07:08] ---**
But... the guards were all running around...
**[07:12] ---**
Hmm... They seemed to be
pretty serious, and...
**[07:14] ---**
They are training.
**[07:16] ---**
Ah... I see...
**[07:20] ---**
This is... a water drip!
**[07:22] ---**
Also known as a Dutch coffee! Oh my, sir!
**[07:25] ---**
We have some time until
the water drip finishes,
**[07:28] ---**
so here is the next question.
***SIGN*** Taraxacum
**[07:31] ---**
How do you read this kanji?
**[07:34] ---**
Huh? Gama... kou...
**[07:37] ---**
Gero geeero!
**[07:38] ---**
Not Aozora...
**[07:41] ---**
Let's have Fuyuki-kun think
about this once more.
**[07:45] ---**
Don't let 'er through!
**[07:50] ---**
Absurd! You think this is enough...
**[07:53] ---**
...to stop me?!
**[08:01] ---**
Hurry! This is our one and
only chance to capture her!
**[08:05] ---**
Of course, they're flying at
three times the normal speed!
**[08:14] ---**
D-Darn it! You watch!
**[08:17] ---**
I'll put you to sleep with
this tranquilizer gun!
**[08:22] ---**
Why don't you take a lie down?
***SIGN*** Taraxacum
**[08:29] ---**
I feel like I've seen it
somewhere before, but...
**[08:32] ---**
Do your best, Fukki!
**[08:34] ---**
The right answer, by the way,
is "tanpopo" (dandelion)!
**[08:39] ---**
Level 2 has been breached?
**[08:42] ---**
Understood.
**[08:43] ---**
Paul...
**[08:44] ---**
There is no need for concern.
**[08:45] ---**
We have impregnable defenses
reaching up to Level 5.
**[08:48] ---**
But... you know who we're up against...
**[08:50] ---**
Defenses up to Level 5?
What do you mean?
**[08:55] ---**
I've been thinking something's
a bit weird for a while.
**[08:58] ---**
Trying to buy time with
difficult questions...
**[09:01] ---**
Nishizawa-san, you're strange today.
**[09:05] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun...
**[09:09] ---**
The Level 2 line of defense
has been wiped out!
**[09:11] ---**
We need medical attention! Hurry!
**[09:13] ---**
This is Level 3, Mesa Team!
It's no good! We don't stand a chance!
**[09:17] ---**
The intruder is heading for
the main mansion building!
**[09:20] ---**
It sounds like there's real trouble going on.
**[09:23] ---**
I wonder if Fuyuki and the
others will be okay...
**[09:25] ---**
I'll stop that intruder in his tracks.
**[09:28] ---**
In the meantime, you focus on
getting Fuyuki out of there.
**[09:35] ---**
What?!
**[09:37] ---**
If you've got some kind of problem,
talk to me about it!
**[09:41] ---**
We're friends!
**[09:43] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[09:46] ---**
H-He's fast! Far too fast!
**[09:55] ---**
Darn you!
**[09:59] ---**
Okay.
**[10:01] ---**
I'll tell you everything.
**[10:04] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[10:06] ---**
Oh, dear! Giroro-dono!
**[10:08] ---**
You are fighting a Pekoponian!
**[10:10] ---**
Out of my way, Dororo!
**[10:12] ---**
There!!
**[10:21] ---**
Did I get him?!
**[10:23] ---**
My mother is coming to see me today.
**[10:25] ---**
Your mother?
**[10:28] ---**
Wow!
**[10:29] ---**
Gone!
**[10:30] ---**
Tch... I'm not done yet!
**[10:33] ---**
Giroro-dono!
**[10:34] ---**
I cannot allow you to continue!
**[10:36] ---**
Stop it... Let go!
**[10:40] ---**
Whaaaa?!
**[10:46] ---**
This is Momoka-chan's mother,
**[10:49] ---**
Nishizawa Ouka herself!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Ouka
**[10:59] ---**
To all members of the bodyguard.
The intruder is known to be Madam Ouka.
**[11:04] ---**
Do everything in your power
to block her advance!
**[11:07] ---**
Holding back is not necessary!
This is an order from Madam herself.
**[11:11] ---**
I repeat! Lenience is not necessary!
**[11:14] ---**
Hey, what's going on?
**[11:15] ---**
Talking about blocking her and
holding back not being necessary...
**[11:18] ---**
Well, that's...
**[11:19] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:21] ---**
Sis!
**[11:22] ---**
I'm here to assist!
**[11:24] ---**
Mochi-course!
**[11:25] ---**
What on Earth is going on?
**[11:27] ---**
Lady Momoka's honorable mother
is coming, you see, ma'am.
**[11:30] ---**
Yes... and she's breaking through the
whole of the Nishizawas' defense network!
**[11:37] ---**
Nishizawa-san,
**[11:38] ---**
would you mind talking to us about it?
**[11:42] ---**
My mother is... a martial artist.
**[11:46] ---**
A martial artist?!
**[11:47] ---**
Ohh, now that you mention it,
**[11:49] ---**
Mr. Baio Dad was a
martial artist, too, right?
**[11:54] ---**
Although Madam Ouka is a noblewoman
of the Nishizawa family,
**[11:59] ---**
she has walked the path of a street fighter!
**[12:02] ---**
Dosukoi!
***SIGN*** Dosukoi
**[12:06] ---**
Chanko!
***SIGN*** My humble self
***SIGN*** Madam
***SIGN*** The Master
**[12:11] ---**
Madam once spent day in and day out
street fighting,
**[12:14] ---**
and it was through this that she
met me and the Master Baio-sama.
**[12:19] ---**
The two very quickly fell in love,
**[12:27] ---**
and were united in marriage.
**[12:30] ---**
And Momoka-sama was born.
**[12:34] ---**
Momoka!
***SIGN*** Gloves
***SIGN*** Dress
**[12:43] ---**
Ohh, so you want them both, Momoka!
**[12:46] ---**
Momoka is so amazing, isn't she?
**[12:48] ---**
And...
**[12:50] ---**
I humbly accepted responsibility
for raising Momoka-sama,
**[12:53] ---**
and Baio-sama and Ouka-sama traveled
**[12:57] ---**
to reach their zeniths in
business and martial arts.
**[13:01] ---**
See you soon!
**[13:03] ---**
Kero...
**[13:04] ---**
My mother returns from time to time
to check that I'm being kept safe.
**[13:09] ---**
Check that you're being kept safe?
**[13:11] ---**
Essentially, she herself becomes an intruder,
**[13:15] ---**
in order to test whether Milady's
defense network is effective.
**[13:20] ---**
So she risks her own body to
check her daughter's safety!
**[13:24] ---**
How moving!
**[13:26] ---**
I-Is it?
**[13:29] ---**
This water drip will be
finished in another hour.
**[13:33] ---**
If Mother reaches here before then,
**[13:36] ---**
the defense will be judged a failure.
**[13:38] ---**
If it fails...
**[13:40] ---**
...I and the rest of the
guard will all be fired.
**[13:44] ---**
Whether Master Tamama would still have
a place here, too, I cannot say...
**[13:46] ---**
Whaaat?! No way!
**[13:52] ---**
These are the super-elites of
Momoka's personal bodyguard,
**[13:55] ---**
the street-fighting-style
hand-to-hand combat team!
**[13:57] ---**
Wife or Madam or whatever,
**[14:00] ---**
basically, we just have to
fight her and win, right?
**[14:03] ---**
There'll be big bonuses for this job!
**[14:06] ---**
As strong as she claims
to be, she is still one.
**[14:10] ---**
There is a limit to what she can do.
**[14:11] ---**
Are you experts in street fighting?
**[14:15] ---**
You look like you might be able
to put up a bit of resistance.
**[14:19] ---**
How's this?!
**[14:22] ---**
The swift and sharp arm extensions
of the strange monk I fought in India
**[14:26] ---**
were nothing like so tame!
**[14:28] ---**
Yoga!
***SIGN*** Staaare...
**[14:31] ---**
What's the matter? You think
you can just turtle there?
**[14:34] ---**
Even in hairstyle, you are
a far cry from that soldier.
**[14:40] ---**
I can't take any more!
**[14:42] ---**
Soni—!
**[14:48] ---**
In an underground arena in Russia,
**[14:50] ---**
I fought a man whose grabs
were as inescapable as a cyclone!
**[14:53] ---**
You do not compare!
**[14:56] ---**
Die!
**[14:57] ---**
You shallow imitations!
***SIGN*** Ouka Wins
**[14:59] ---**
Ouka wins!
**[15:01] ---**
Sh-She's strong...
**[15:02] ---**
Is this what someone who's mastered
street fighting is like?
**[15:06] ---**
Hmph. All bark and no bite.
**[15:09] ---**
You're all fired.
**[15:11] ---**
Level 4 has been obliterated!
**[15:16] ---**
It looks like it is time for my turn.
**[15:19] ---**
My fighter's blood is
rushing with excitement!
**[15:21] ---**
Tamama... I will accompany you, sir!
**[15:24] ---**
Bonuses if I win... zaku zaku... gouf gouf...
**[15:30] ---**
What on Earth is happening with
the defense of this mansion?
**[15:34] ---**
I cannot leave Momoka in such conditions.
**[15:36] ---**
It looks like you have
become yet stronger, Madam.
**[15:42] ---**
Paul...
**[15:43] ---**
However... I cannot permit intruders in
this house, and you are no exception.
**[15:50] ---**
It is my duty to protect
Momoka-sama at all costs.
**[15:55] ---**
Yes... The man standing before you...
**[15:58] ---**
...is Level 5!
***SIGN*** Paul, his butler seal broken
**[16:02] ---**
This is Paul, his butler seal broken!
**[16:06] ---**
Master Paul!
**[16:07] ---**
Hyeeeeh!
**[16:09] ---**
Are we... in the wrong program?!
**[16:12] ---**
Activate Custom Combo!! Here I come!
**[16:17] ---**
Shippuu:
***SIGN*** Shippuu Jin'aikyaku (Butler Wind: Benevolence Kick)
**[16:19] ---**
Jin'aikyaku!!
**[16:24] ---**
She vanished!
**[16:26] ---**
You execute your attacks
better than you used to.
**[16:28] ---**
However...
**[16:29] ---**
...they are slower and leave you
more vulnerable than ever!
**[16:32] ---**
Don't tell me... she attacked from
outside Shippuu Jin'aikyaku's hitbox?!
***SIGN*** Ousanraku (Cherry Blossom Scatter Fall)
**[16:37] ---**
Ousanraku!
**[16:40] ---**
How could I forget the range of
Ouka-sama's breathtaking air throw?
**[16:45] ---**
I... was careless...
**[16:50] ---**
Dear me. So even you have
become dulled by peacetime.
**[16:53] ---**
It seems this country is severely lacking
in people possessing a sense of crisis.
**[16:57] ---**
Th-These guys are no joke!
**[17:01] ---**
E-Exterminating monsters is
not in my job description!
**[17:04] ---**
Is it you two? I did hear rumors
of Momoka keeping *pets*...
**[17:08] ---**
Hey, you! Scumbag!
**[17:10] ---**
Who the heck you callin' a pet?!
**[17:12] ---**
It's two-on-one!
Fair's fair, don't ya think?!
**[17:16] ---**
Amusing!
***SIGN*** Hunt
**[17:18] ---**
Yes'm! Termite #1 here! It is my honor
to be kept as a pet, ma'am!
**[17:21] ---**
Yes'm! Yes'm! Termite #2 here, ma'am!
**[17:27] ---**
Nishizawa-san.
**[17:29] ---**
I think I can stall your mother
for just a little while.
**[17:35] ---**
Yes. It'd be ridiculous for Paul-san
and the others to get fired over this.
**[17:40] ---**
Let's all do our best!
**[17:43] ---**
You guys...
**[17:46] ---**
Well, good luck.
**[17:53] ---**
Wh-What is this pressure?!
**[17:55] ---**
What is this oppressive power?!
I can't move my body!
**[17:59] ---**
Such bloodlust...!
**[18:00] ---**
Is this the person I met in the city?!
**[18:05] ---**
I met you earlier. So you know Momoka?
**[18:10] ---**
Mother!
**[18:12] ---**
I guess it'll be done any moment.
**[18:16] ---**
Mother...
**[18:18] ---**
Are you going to be firing Paul
and the rest of the guard?
**[18:22] ---**
That was the promise.
**[18:23] ---**
Stop it!
**[18:25] ---**
Who are you?
**[18:27] ---**
Ah... um... he...
**[18:30] ---**
N-Nice to meet you!
**[18:33] ---**
I'm Nishizawa Momoka-san's friend,
**[18:35] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki.
**[18:38] ---**
Y-Y-Yes, he is, mothe—
**[18:51] ---**
I see.
**[18:53] ---**
So this boy is the final line of defense?
**[18:57] ---**
I can hardly raise a finger
against a friend of Momoka's.
**[19:02] ---**
And you're out of time.
**[19:07] ---**
Mother...
**[19:10] ---**
The mass firing is off.
**[19:11] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[19:23] ---**
You've grown a little, haven't you?
About three centimeters.
**[19:26] ---**
It's 2.7 centimeters.
**[19:29] ---**
I see.
**[19:31] ---**
Though your reach
is not a millimeter different.
**[19:34] ---**
Have you been keeping well, Mother?
**[19:37] ---**
I'm not frail, you know.
**[19:40] ---**
What an unusual mother and child!
**[19:44] ---**
I'll have some of that
coffee next time, Momoka.
**[19:47] ---**
W-Wait, Mother!
**[19:55] ---**
I didn't want it to get in
the way of your martial arts,
**[19:58] ---**
so I only got you one, but...
**[20:06] ---**
Yes'm! Yes'm! Thank you, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
**[20:16] ---**
Mom, thanks for everything!
**[20:19] ---**
They really were an unusual
parent and child, weren't they?
**[20:22] ---**
But...
**[20:23] ---**
...Nishizawa-san's mother's face
when she was given that carnation...
**[20:28] ---**
...really made me feel she's her mother!
**[20:35] ---**
I am truly ashamed of myself.
**[20:38] ---**
The only saving grace is that you were able
to introduce Master Fuyuki to Ouka-sama.
**[20:44] ---**
Milady, don't tell me you—
**[20:45] ---**
Hey, hey, Paul, you really gotta ask?
**[20:50] ---**
I am my mother's child!
**[20:58] ---**
Hey! Ouka!
**[21:01] ---**
Baio!
**[21:02] ---**
The least you could do is show
your face once in a while!
**[21:05] ---**
Jump on! We can talk while I take you back.
**[21:09] ---**
I refuse. It will get in
the way of my training.
**[21:11] ---**
Hey, don't be like that...
**[21:16] ---**
Honestly...
**[21:17] ---**
I don't understand why you can't
be more honest with yourself!
**[21:22] ---**
Mother's Day, huh...
**[21:25] ---**
There are all kinds of parents in this world.
**[21:29] ---**
But whatever form they take,
**[21:31] ---**
having parents is a wonderful thing.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
***SIGN*** Click!
***SIGN*** Street Art Putata
**[23:07] ---**
It is Dororo.
***SIGN*** Enigmatic Puppetmaster Keronian Mekeke
**[23:08] ---**
It seems that on Keron,
**[23:10] ---**
there is a dark organization known as the
Oshigotonin who resolve their clients' grudges.
**[23:14] ---**
Their identity is shrouded in mystery, and
they are said to be hiding amongst the public.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
...Wait, don't try to hire them as
revenge for your trauma, Dororo-kun!
**[23:25] ---**
"Putata & Mekeke:
Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Putaputaputaputa.... Mekemekemekemeke...
***SIGN*** Resonance
**[23:29] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E161 - Putata & Mekeke: Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV24G1/putata--mekeke-hissatsu-oshigotonin-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:32] ---**
In this world,
**[01:33] ---**
there are some pains in the neck
who enjoy causing trouble for other people.
**[01:37] ---**
I'd prefer not to be friends with any
of those people if I can help it.
**[01:41] ---**
Good grief!
**[01:43] ---**
Who thought it'd be a good idea to
graffiti someone else's fence like this?!
**[01:47] ---**
Or, like, trouble maker?
**[01:49] ---**
But he has quite a good sense
of style, don't you think?
**[01:52] ---**
Giroro, Tamama, thanks for helping!
**[01:55] ---**
Let's have some tea when you're done, okay?
**[01:58] ---**
Y-Yes, let's...
**[02:00] ---**
I am going to get this done quickly
and have tea time with Mr. Sergeant!
**[02:04] ---**
Tea, tea! Tea, tea, tea!
***SIGN*** One hour later
**[02:08] ---**
One hour later.
**[02:10] ---**
Well, we finished it somehow, sir!
***SIGN*** What?!
**[02:13] ---**
Gero?
**[02:22] ---**
Gero...
**[02:28] ---**
Puta...
***SIGN*** Putaputaputaputa...
**[02:36] ---**
Putata & Mekeke:
Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!
**[02:41] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[02:43] ---**
A hostile alien?
**[02:46] ---**
Puta puta puta! Yeah! Yeah!
Yo! Yo! Yo!
**[02:51] ---**
M'Quve move out, Gauguin Gyan!
**[02:53] ---**
I caught a cold, cough-gough-van Gogh!
**[02:56] ---**
Yo! Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[03:11] ---**
An actual real 1/24 Dangal?!
***SIGN*** Otaku
**[03:13] ---**
Otaku.
**[03:14] ---**
Woo! A jumbo cake!
***SIGN*** Sweet tooth
**[03:16] ---**
Sweet tooth!
**[03:17] ---**
Wow! It's a tsuchinoko!
***SIGN*** Viva!! Occult
**[03:19] ---**
Viva Occult!
**[03:24] ---**
Hey, Natsumi-shan!
***SIGN*** A little misshapen!
**[03:26] ---**
A little misshapen.
**[03:28] ---**
Hey, Natsumi-shan. Hey, Natsumi-shan.
**[03:31] ---**
Hey, Natsumi-shan.
**[03:32] ---**
Get out of here, you impostor!
**[03:34] ---**
Hey!
**[03:35] ---**
Giroro!
**[03:37] ---**
You!
**[03:38] ---**
State your rank and affiliation!
***SIGN*** Putaputaputaputa...
**[03:40] ---**
Puta puta puta puta!
***SIGN*** 1/24 Dangal
**[03:42] ---**
You realize he's a Keronian?!
**[03:45] ---**
Puta puta puta puta puta!
***SIGN*** You're joking No way Unbelievable
**[03:47] ---**
S-Seriously?!
**[03:49] ---**
Yeah! I'm Putata, Master Painter!
***SIGN*** I am
***SIGN*** Putata
***SIGN*** Putata
***SIGN*** Master Painter
**[03:52] ---**
Yo! Yo! Yo!
***SIGN*** Enigmatic Graffiti Keronian Putata
**[03:54] ---**
Enigmatic graffiti Keronian, Putata!
**[03:57] ---**
Advice for Utrillo, go look in a Miró!
**[03:59] ---**
I outshine you like a pika-Picasso!
**[04:02] ---**
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
**[04:05] ---**
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
**[04:07] ---**
Art is...
**[04:09] ---**
...an explosion!
**[04:12] ---**
This is the beginning of an era of art!
**[04:14] ---**
We'll invade Pekopon with art, sir!
***SIGN*** Invasion of Pekopon
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[04:20] ---**
Look at Putata's marvellous artistic talent!
**[04:24] ---**
See, if we keep praising him like that,
**[04:27] ---**
we can get him to redraw Pekopon in a state
already invaded by the Keroro Platoon, sir!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Complete
**[04:33] ---**
Pekopon invasion complete!
**[04:35] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[04:37] ---**
Brilliant as always, Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:39] ---**
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yo! Yo! Yo!
**[04:41] ---**
And this drifter of a Keronian, Putata,
has no connections to the army!
**[04:43] ---**
Yeah! Yo!
**[04:45] ---**
I will get all the credit, sir!
***SIGN*** Taking the good parts
**[04:48] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:49] ---**
Yes. It's just as Papa says.
***SIGN*** Papa?
**[04:52] ---**
Papa?
**[04:53] ---**
In the first place,
**[04:54] ---**
isn't the problem that
you're just the butt of the joke?
***SIGN*** Butt of the joke
**[04:56] ---**
Butt of the joke!
***SIGN*** Butt of the joke
**[04:58] ---**
B-Butt of the joke?!
**[05:00] ---**
Y-You think you have
the right to call me that?!
**[05:03] ---**
Then why don't you go try
conquering Pekopon on your own?
***SIGN*** Old man
**[05:06] ---**
Old man.
***SIGN*** Butt of the joke Old man
**[05:10] ---**
Hey! Are you picking a
fight with me, Kululu?!
**[05:13] ---**
Keroro, shut him up!
**[05:15] ---**
Ahh, but, well, y'know...
**[05:16] ---**
He might or might not have a point...
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[05:21] ---**
An unexpected betrayal!
**[05:23] ---**
Then... do what you want.
**[05:25] ---**
I will act independently
for the time being.
**[05:31] ---**
Hey, squirt, why don't you go with him?
***SIGN*** Squirt
**[05:34] ---**
I mean, you're nothing but a burden
to the Keroro Platoon yourself.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[05:39] ---**
Yes. The only thing you can do well
is eating sweets, *you stupid brat.*
***SIGN*** You stupid brat
**[05:43] ---**
Or, like, lazy glutton?
***SIGN*** Lazy Glutton
***SIGN*** Rage
**[05:47] ---**
The things I let this woman
get away with saying...
***SIGN*** Tears
**[05:50] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Love
**[05:52] ---**
I'm not a burden, you know!
**[05:56] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[05:58] ---**
But Kululu and Lady Mois might
or might not have a point.
**[06:02] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant...
**[06:05] ---**
Waaaah! So heartless!
**[06:07] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I have misjudged you!
**[06:09] ---**
Me, too!
**[06:10] ---**
Well, that's the first stage done, Papa.
**[06:14] ---**
First stage?
**[06:15] ---**
Now that those obstacles have kindly
cleared off, things will be much easier.
**[06:18] ---**
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
**[06:20] ---**
Obstacles...? I feel like you're
going a little too far.
**[06:23] ---**
Yo! Yo! Yo!
**[06:24] ---**
Oh, well!
**[06:25] ---**
Putata!
**[06:27] ---**
Sorry to call on you right away,
**[06:28] ---**
but I'd like you to help us knock
the socks off the Pekoponians, sir!
**[06:32] ---**
Yossha! Escher! Gyakushuu no Char!
***SIGN*** Gyakushuu no Char (Char's Counterattack)
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[06:40] ---**
Gero?
**[06:43] ---**
Ohh, marvellous, marvellous!
**[06:45] ---**
Almost forgot. Now I've summoned the beatings,
a present from me, comes with Magritte-ings!
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[06:52] ---**
Gero? An Angol Stone?!
**[06:55] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:00] ---**
Un...cle...
**[07:03] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[07:06] ---**
What in the world is...
**[07:07] ---**
This guy's a baddie, I'm your Daddy,
**[07:10] ---**
I want this base, and don't dilly-Dali!
**[07:14] ---**
C-C-Can't we please stop this now, sir?
It's not very funny anymore!
***SIGN*** Crisis!!
**[07:18] ---**
Crisis!
**[07:19] ---**
Puta puta puta puta...
**[07:20] ---**
C-Could it be
**[07:22] ---**
that from the beginning your objective
was to take over this base, sir?!
**[07:25] ---**
Nnnoooo...
**[07:27] ---**
Our objective...
**[07:29] ---**
...is...
**[07:32] ---**
...the Keroro Platoon itself!
**[07:35] ---**
K-Kululu!
**[07:37] ---**
Hey... am I being double-crossed?
***SIGN*** Double-crossing?!
**[07:39] ---**
Are you double-crossing me?!
**[07:41] ---**
Yes... Now that I think about it,
you've always been dreary,
***SIGN*** Dreary
***SIGN*** Dismal
**[07:43] ---**
dismal, crafty, loathsome,
***SIGN*** Crafty
***SIGN*** Loathsome
***SIGN*** Really nasty guy
**[07:45] ---**
and a really nasty guy!
**[07:47] ---**
But! But I never thought you
would betray your comrades!
***SIGN*** Comrades
***SIGN*** Betrayal
**[07:50] ---**
Ha! You can curse
your own unpopularity in hell!
**[07:58] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Not running...
**[08:02] ---**
Geroooo!
***SIGN*** Maximum speed
**[08:10] ---**
Tamama! Private Tamama!
**[08:12] ---**
Pheromone! Yeah, come on!
***SIGN*** A phone call's here...
from Mr. Sergeant
**[08:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[08:15] ---**
Pheromone! Yeah, come on!
***SIGN*** Connected...
**[08:17] ---**
Please respond! Private Tamama!
**[08:20] ---**
Hmph! It is too late to say sorry now!
**[08:24] ---**
Nooo!
**[08:25] ---**
Why at an important time like this?!
**[08:28] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro!
**[08:32] ---**
Corporal Giroro! I need you to urgently—
**[08:36] ---**
Hmph.
**[08:37] ---**
Hey, Giroro.
**[08:38] ---**
Saburo?!
**[08:40] ---**
Wh-What do you want?
**[08:42] ---**
Has anything... unusual happened?
**[08:44] ---**
Unusual?
**[08:46] ---**
Tamama! Giroro! Tamama! Giroro!!
**[08:51] ---**
Failures as subordinates!
**[08:53] ---**
I'll parade them through the streets,
crucify them, and put their heads on display, sir!
**[08:56] ---**
I don't think now's the time for that.
**[09:04] ---**
Gero!
**[09:05] ---**
W-W-Wait...!
**[09:08] ---**
Wait just a moment, sir!
**[09:09] ---**
Let's just all calm down and
resolve this peacefully...
**[09:12] ---**
I'm sure we can all discuss
this like adults.
**[09:15] ---**
Don't waste your breath!
**[09:17] ---**
Puta puta puta puta puta!
**[09:18] ---**
A-Anyway, let's just talk about this!
**[09:20] ---**
Everything can be resolved by talking, sir...
**[09:24] ---**
Gero!
**[09:28] ---**
Huh? What's up?
***SIGN*** What.
**[09:37] ---**
Dororo-kun!
**[09:39] ---**
Gero...
**[09:41] ---**
Wait... were you being controlled, Kululu?
**[09:45] ---**
Precisely. By that!
**[09:49] ---**
Mekekekekekeke!
***SIGN*** Enigmatic Puppetmaster Keronian Mekeke
**[09:51] ---**
Enigmatic puppetmaster Keronian, Mekeke!
**[09:55] ---**
I knew it! I believed in you, sir!
***SIGN*** Friendship
***SIGN*** Trust
**[09:58] ---**
I knew there was no way you
would betray your comrades!
**[10:01] ---**
What?! Despite all those mean things
you were saying about him?!
**[10:03] ---**
This is this, and that is that.
**[10:06] ---**
We let our guard down.
**[10:08] ---**
We forgot entirely about the
existence of Lance Corporal Dororo!
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[10:12] ---**
I drew a total blank as well,
puta puta puta puta!
**[10:15] ---**
Ahh, sorry! Me, too.
**[10:18] ---**
Ahh... Kulu-chan, too.
***SIGN*** I don't care...
I don't care...
It's not like I matter, anyway...
**[10:23] ---**
Geez, what a mess that was.
**[10:27] ---**
Though how were you just
totally under his control?
**[10:30] ---**
I thought you were better than that, Kululu!
**[10:32] ---**
Ahh...
**[10:35] ---**
Here you go, Kulu-chan.
**[10:37] ---**
I made a special curry for you.
**[10:40] ---**
Come on, get over here!
**[10:42] ---**
Tch. You know I hate curry.
**[10:45] ---**
I won't let anyone... get in my...!
***SIGN*** Yes, Papa
**[10:49] ---**
Yes, Papa.
**[10:54] ---**
They... exploited my weakness...
**[10:57] ---**
W-Weakness?
**[11:00] ---**
You guys... You're the space
Hissatsu Oshigotonin, aren't you?
***SIGN*** Hissatsu Oshigotonin
**[11:04] ---**
Here they are! Hissatsu Oshigotonin!
**[11:07] ---**
Hissatsu... Oshigotonin...?
***SIGN*** Keroro Gunsou
***SIGN*** Hissatsu Oshigotonin
**[11:30] ---**
Nyororo nyoronyoro 3-nyoronyoro.
***SIGN*** Tickle Tickle Tickle
**[11:34] ---**
We clear up the rampant evil.
**[11:40] ---**
With nary an exception, beware of fire.
**[11:42] ---**
Yesterday truth, and you can
never tell how it'll end.
**[11:45] ---**
Somewhere, someone is Namu Amida Butsu.
**[11:48] ---**
Taboo to disclose, twenty-six.
**[11:51] ---**
The book of rules for our dark occupation.
**[11:53] ---**
But not listed in the
Compendium of Vocations in Edo.
**[11:58] ---**
Street Art Putata!
***SIGN*** Street Art Putata
**[12:00] ---**
Super Marionette Mekeke!
***SIGN*** Super Marionette Mekeke
**[12:03] ---**
We are the Hissatsu Oshigotonin.
**[12:05] ---**
This shall suffice for now.
**[12:07] ---**
My humblest greetings.
**[12:09] ---**
Take great care... of your life.
***SIGN*** Hissatsu Oshigotonin
**[12:14] ---**
Hey, these are the guys who were analyzing
the Sergeant's platoon's weaknesses before!
***SIGN*** Putaputaputaputa...
***SIGN*** Resonance
***SIGN*** Mekemekemekemeke...
***SIGN*** Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke...
**[12:24] ---**
They're a pro group of ex-members of the
Keron Army's Special and Experimental Units.
**[12:31] ---**
They get called the Shurara Band
or the Shurara Corps.
**[12:34] ---**
Shurara?
**[12:36] ---**
You mean that Shurara-dono,
said to be a legendary assassin?
***SIGN*** Shurara
**[12:40] ---**
Shurara-sama happens to be our boss.
**[12:43] ---**
Problem?
**[12:44] ---**
Oshigotonin guys?
**[12:45] ---**
I don't remember doing anything
to earn the ire of other people!
**[12:48] ---**
I can think of a few things.
**[12:51] ---**
Puta puta puta puta puta puta!
**[12:55] ---**
Puta! Puta puta puta!
**[13:00] ---**
Stamp! Stamp! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
**[13:03] ---**
Stamp! Stamp! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[13:11] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:12] ---**
What's this?!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Kulukulukulukulu...
**[13:13] ---**
Gero gerori! Gero gerori!
**[13:15] ---**
Keron Star! Hand it over, sir!
**[13:18] ---**
Hand it over, sir! Hand it over, sir!
**[13:20] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
**[13:21] ---**
They want my Keron Star,
the proof that I'm a leader?!
**[13:21] ---**
Hand it over, sir!
**[13:24] ---**
Yeah! And disband the Keroro Platoon,
and withdraw from Pekopon!
**[13:28] ---**
Or else...
***SIGN*** Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku!
**[13:31] ---**
I can't ever let them have the Keron Star!
**[13:33] ---**
Leave these fiends to me,
my honorable leader!
***SIGN*** Zero Dimensional Slash
**[13:36] ---**
Zero Dimensional Slash!
***SIGN*** You're sooo cooooooool! ♡♡ Dororo-kuuuuun! ♡
**[13:44] ---**
You're so cool, Dororo-kun!
**[13:53] ---**
Mekekekekekekeke!
**[13:54] ---**
I will be your opponent!
**[14:02] ---**
Hand it over, sir!
Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
***SIGN*** Kero
Kero
***SIGN*** Ku Ku
***SIGN*** Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
**[14:05] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Sealed
**[14:10] ---**
All the entrances to the secret base
are completely sealed shut.
**[14:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant really is planning to fire us!
**[14:17] ---**
However, it bothers me that we
can't find Natsumi or Fuyuki.
**[14:21] ---**
A picture tells a thousand
words, so they say.
**[14:28] ---**
All right. Want to take a look?
***SIGN*** Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri (Shifting Sword-Draw: Dororo Slash)
**[14:39] ---**
Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri.
**[15:02] ---**
Mekekekekekekekeke!
**[15:05] ---**
He is immortal!
**[15:08] ---**
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
***SIGN*** Appraisal Sight
***SIGN*** Vital Response: 0
**[15:14] ---**
No signs of life?!
**[15:15] ---**
That's... that's impossible!
**[15:17] ---**
Mekekekekeke!
**[15:20] ---**
I still have 1,325 Gundam models
I haven't made yet!
**[15:24] ---**
What an anticlimactic end for me.
**[15:28] ---**
Puta puta puta!
**[15:30] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[15:34] ---**
Ku!
**[15:39] ---**
Puta!
**[15:40] ---**
Meke!
**[15:41] ---**
You are wide open!
***SIGN*** Flying Blade Formation Hostile Surroundings
**[15:43] ---**
Flying Blade Formation: Hostile Surroundings!
**[15:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, are you okay?
**[15:51] ---**
Tamama! Giroro!
**[15:53] ---**
Tch. Why are you always so much work?
**[15:56] ---**
I always believed you'd come back to save me!
***SIGN*** Friends
**[15:58] ---**
It's so good to have friends!
***SIGN*** Talented Subordinates
**[16:00] ---**
No, talented subordinates!
***SIGN*** Liar
**[16:02] ---**
You were just saying you'd behead them.
**[16:05] ---**
I never expected this to be happening.
**[16:08] ---**
If Saburo-san had not
called out to us,
**[16:10] ---**
this could have turned into
something irreparable!
**[16:13] ---**
Gero? Master Saburo did that?
**[16:15] ---**
I got an e-mail from Kululu.
***SIGN*** Receiving Mail
**[16:17] ---**
Nothing absolutely
catastrophic is going down,
**[16:19] ---**
so you don't need to bother
coming to save us.
**[16:24] ---**
Twisted as ever...
**[16:26] ---**
Ahhh!
**[16:27] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Escaped...
**[16:28] ---**
They ran away!
**[16:30] ---**
When in the world?!
**[16:31] ---**
Puta puta puta puta puta!
**[16:34] ---**
You're not getting away, sir!
**[16:37] ---**
Puta puta puta puta!
**[16:38] ---**
Wait!
**[16:40] ---**
Puta puta puta puta!
***SIGN*** Putata
***SIGN*** Waiiiit
**[16:42] ---**
Wait!
***SIGN*** Putatatata
**[16:43] ---**
Puta puta puta puta!
***SIGN*** Waiiiit!!
**[16:45] ---**
Wait!
**[16:47] ---**
Puta puta puta puta!
***SIGN*** Muko-dono!!
**[16:49] ---**
Wait!
**[16:51] ---**
Puta puta puta puta!
**[16:54] ---**
Gero?
**[16:55] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[17:05] ---**
What is this?
**[17:06] ---**
When did they... have time to build this?
**[17:18] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[17:19] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[17:20] ---**
Natsumi-chan!
**[17:21] ---**
Mom Aki-san!
**[17:24] ---**
Master Fuyu—
**[17:25] ---**
Natsu—
***SIGN*** Bash Bam Biff Wham Whack Thump Thud Thwack Whump Bonk
**[17:36] ---**
Look at that!
**[17:42] ---**
If you want these people returned,
**[17:45] ---**
calmly hand over the Keron Star!
**[17:49] ---**
Mekekekekekekeke!
**[17:51] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[17:53] ---**
Sarge!
**[17:54] ---**
No moooooore!
**[17:56] ---**
Do something!
***SIGN*** Color
**[18:02] ---**
Saburo! What do you think you're doing?
**[18:06] ---**
Saburo-senpai...?
***SIGN*** Mekeke (Real)
**[18:14] ---**
That is the real Mekeke!
**[18:17] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Meteor Slash!
**[18:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[18:32] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:33] ---**
Are you okay?
**[18:34] ---**
Y-Y-Yes...
**[18:35] ---**
Saburo-senpai... ♡
***SIGN*** Saburo-senpai ♡
**[18:37] ---**
So Mekeke was himself a marionette!
**[18:40] ---**
Hidden behind an anti-barrier that
even we couldn't see through, huh.
**[18:44] ---**
Don't like to admit it,
but he pulled a fast one on me.
**[18:51] ---**
I... I'll remember this!
**[18:53] ---**
We let him get away...
**[18:55] ---**
This battle's just getting started-da Vinci!
***SIGN*** Sea cucumber
**[19:01] ---**
S-Sea cucumber!
**[19:03] ---**
Ahh! My comedian's soul is calling!
***SIGN*** Comedian's Soul
***SIGN*** Lovey-
dovey
for
Uncle
***SIGN*** Lovey-
dovey
for
Uncle
**[19:08] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[19:09] ---**
Stay away! Go away!
**[19:12] ---**
Tch.
**[19:13] ---**
They're exploiting every
one of our weaknesses...
**[19:21] ---**
I'll finish you off with a NyoroLautrec!
**[19:24] ---**
Nyororo?!
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[19:27] ---**
Puta? Puta puta puta puta puta puta!
**[19:31] ---**
Outta ink.
***SIGN*** In the first place, it's wrong that a Keronian like you even entertained the idea of using a Nyororo, sir! I think you'd better know when you're beaten and surrender...
**[19:34] ---**
In the first place,
**[19:35] ---**
it's wrong that a Keronian like you
entertained the idea of using a Nyororo, sir!
**[19:40] ---**
I think you'd better know when
you're beaten and surrender...
**[19:42] ---**
I don't think so!
**[19:43] ---**
Gero?
**[19:44] ---**
'Cause there's a Nyororo...
**[19:46] ---**
...right here!
**[19:49] ---**
Gero!
**[19:51] ---**
While I'm being praised,
I'll let you in on a secret!
**[19:53] ---**
The come-to-life paint this thing uses is
made from moisture extracted from Keronians!
**[20:00] ---**
Kero...!
**[20:02] ---**
Now who shall I wring it out from first...
**[20:07] ---**
C-Commander...
**[20:09] ---**
You go get sucked!
***SIGN*** Shove
**[20:11] ---**
Gero!!
**[20:14] ---**
So mean!
**[20:15] ---**
Saburo!
**[20:16] ---**
Roger!
**[20:18] ---**
Take this with you!
**[20:21] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Curry with rice
**[20:23] ---**
Curry with rice.
**[20:27] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Pop
**[20:33] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:34] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[20:37] ---**
Puta puta puta puta puta!
**[20:41] ---**
**[20:43] ---**
Puta?!
***SIGN*** Spicy
***SIGN*** Wheeze Wheeze Wheeze Wheeze
**[20:49] ---**
An eye for an eye.
**[20:51] ---**
An ultra super extra hot curry for a Nyororo.
***SIGN*** Ultra Super
***SIGN*** Extra Hot Curry
***SIGN*** Disappointed
**[20:57] ---**
I can't believe Chagall you have!
**[20:59] ---**
I'll remember this, by Gallé!
**[21:01] ---**
Hurray!
**[21:02] ---**
We're saved!
**[21:06] ---**
Or, like, happy ending?
**[21:09] ---**
Yes, thanks to Saburo-senpai.
**[21:11] ---**
Oh, I don't know...
**[21:13] ---**
Huh? But... wait, aren't
we forgetting someone?
**[21:19] ---**
Sergeant Keroro was saved once again
by the strength of his bad luck.
**[21:25] ---**
But the Oshigotonin...
**[21:27] ---**
...will no doubt be back to
challenge him again one day.
**[21:31] ---**
Gyorororororo!
***SIGN*** Putata & Mekeke Hissatsu Oshigotonin Sir! —Keroro
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
Keroro here.
**[23:08] ---**
Giroro here.
**[23:09] ---**
Zeroro here!
**[23:10] ---**
A man's gotta have a secret base, you know?!
**[23:13] ---**
Yeah!
**[23:13] ---**
But where did you get all that junk from?
**[23:17] ---**
Some city, Neo-something or other...
**[23:18] ---**
Ahhh! It's a secret, a secret!
**[23:20] ---**
Grown-up reasons...
**[23:22] ---**
What, why?!
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that.
Joriri is making an appearance!
**[23:26] ---**
"Chibi Kero: Joriri of Back Then, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E162 - Chibi Kero: Joriri of Back Then, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PN3P/chibi-kero-joriri-of-back-then-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:32] ---**
There are times when a childhood experience
can greatly influence your life, aren't there?
**[01:37] ---**
I'm home!
**[01:38] ---**
I'm home!
***SIGN*** Whaaaaaa?!
**[01:41] ---**
Whaaaa?!
**[01:43] ---**
What on Earth?
**[01:45] ---**
It's empty!
**[01:51] ---**
I can't believe those...!
**[01:53] ---**
Stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[01:56] ---**
What is this?
**[02:00] ---**
Hideout?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[02:01] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[02:03] ---**
I think we've all built a secret base
at one time or another, right?
**[02:11] ---**
Chibi Kero: Joriri of Back Then, Sir!
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[02:17] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[02:19] ---**
Open up!
**[02:21] ---**
Password?
**[02:23] ---**
N-Natsumi?
**[02:24] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:25] ---**
What's up, Sis?
**[02:30] ---**
Password?
**[02:31] ---**
Gero gerorincho.
**[02:35] ---**
Wow! A secret base inside the secret base!
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[02:40] ---**
Sarge, let me in, too!
**[02:42] ---**
Password?
**[02:44] ---**
Gero gerorincho?
**[02:47] ---**
Wowww!
**[02:49] ---**
Ah, hey!
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[02:52] ---**
If you want in, I suggest you say
the password, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
**[02:56] ---**
What?!
**[03:00] ---**
Okay, fine.
**[03:02] ---**
...gero gerorincho.
**[03:04] ---**
Ha! That won't do.
**[03:05] ---**
I think I'll have you spin
around three times, sit,
**[03:07] ---**
tap your fingertips to the floor, bow,
then stick those fingers right up your nose,
**[03:11] ---**
and *then* say "gero gerorincho"!
**[03:15] ---**
Don't you get cocky with me!
**[03:22] ---**
I'm amazed what light work you
made of that defense shutter.
**[03:25] ---**
Welcome, Natchi!
**[03:28] ---**
These kinds of secret bases
are really exciting!
**[03:32] ---**
This is called a Chibi Kero House.
**[03:33] ---**
It's a very popular toy.
Almost every family on Keron has one.
**[03:37] ---**
Huh, so it's a toy...
**[03:39] ---**
But what sets it apart is gathering
all the junk inside yourself.
**[03:43] ---**
Secret bases have to have
that homemade feel!
**[03:46] ---**
Ahh, do they?
**[03:47] ---**
Gero!
**[03:49] ---**
Our furniture...
**[03:51] ---**
...is "junk"?
**[03:53] ---**
Gero gerorincho!
**[03:57] ---**
I have collected some more junk!
**[03:59] ---**
Dororo, you're joining in with this, too?
**[04:02] ---**
H-Have I done something to offend?
**[04:04] ---**
Well, to explain, our invasions
haven't been going well recently,
**[04:08] ---**
and things were getting a bit strained.
**[04:10] ---**
So, I did a lot of thinking, ma'am.
**[04:14] ---**
And I had an idea!
**[04:15] ---**
I thought we should return to our childhoods
for a bit, play around in a secret base,
**[04:19] ---**
and restrengthen the bonds of the platoon!
**[04:22] ---**
You just wanted to play, that's all.
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[04:25] ---**
Looks like *someone's* having fun...
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[04:34] ---**
Click.
**[04:40] ---**
Gero!
**[04:45] ---**
What on Earth was that?!
**[04:47] ---**
Oops. That was on purpose.
**[04:53] ---**
The door won't open!
**[04:56] ---**
Sarge, what's going on?
**[04:59] ---**
Did someone return the
Chibi Kero House to its normal size?
**[05:03] ---**
Only Kululu-senpai could have
done something like that.
**[05:06] ---**
Unless someone presses the button again,
**[05:09] ---**
we cannot leave the Chibi Kero House.
**[05:12] ---**
Oh no! Now we're caught up in all this!
**[05:15] ---**
If you ask me, danger is all part
of the appeal of secret bases!
**[05:20] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[05:22] ---**
"Pretend not to notice
other people's ear hair."
**[05:25] ---**
Huh?
**[05:26] ---**
So... what does that mean?
**[05:28] ---**
Joriri, right?
**[05:30] ---**
That is Joriri.
**[05:36] ---**
What's this?
**[05:37] ---**
It is not fair to leave me out!
**[05:40] ---**
Joriri! That name takes me back, sir!
**[05:43] ---**
Who's Joriri?
**[05:46] ---**
Well, we have plenty of time,
**[05:48] ---**
I guess it's not a bad idea to
tell you about our roots, sir!
**[05:52] ---**
I don't really want to know, but whatever...
**[05:55] ---**
It was back when we were back in the
elementary age group of training school...
**[06:02] ---**
Password?
**[06:03] ---**
Gero gerorincho!
**[06:06] ---**
I brought lots of treasure!
**[06:07] ---**
You normally always slack off.
What happened all of a sudden?
**[06:11] ---**
Oh, don't be silly, Giroro!
**[06:13] ---**
Don't listen to him, okay?
**[06:15] ---**
Hello.
**[06:18] ---**
I heard you upgraded your secret base.
**[06:21] ---**
Pururu-chan, come on in, come on in!
**[06:23] ---**
Hey!
**[06:24] ---**
I made that hole! Isn't it awesome?
**[06:27] ---**
Those guys are making a secret base!
**[06:30] ---**
Who do they think they are?
**[06:31] ---**
Leave 'em be.
**[06:33] ---**
Huh?
**[06:33] ---**
I've got a good idea.
**[06:38] ---**
This room is a special one
even within the secret base!
**[06:41] ---**
Wow...
**[06:42] ---**
It's a secret room that even
Zeroro doesn't know about yet.
**[06:47] ---**
I'll just get the snacks.
**[06:50] ---**
Huh? No snacks.
**[06:53] ---**
Gero!
**[06:54] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[06:55] ---**
I told you no women or
children in our secret base!
**[06:58] ---**
Oh? Even though you're a child yourself?
**[07:02] ---**
Giroro, you ate my sweets, didn't you!
**[07:04] ---**
I don't know anything about that.
**[07:05] ---**
Liar! I was keeping those
especially for Pururu-chan!
**[07:08] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[07:09] ---**
Give them back!
**[07:09] ---**
Please don't fight, you two!
**[07:10] ---**
I told you, I don't know anything!
**[07:12] ---**
Then who else could have eaten them?!
**[07:14] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:14] ---**
Gero?
**[07:15] ---**
Oh! So it was you, Zeroro!
You ate my snacks!
**[07:19] ---**
So you made a secret room and
didn't tell me about it...
**[07:26] ---**
Keroro-kun, I'm sure you just have
the wrong idea about the snacks.
**[07:29] ---**
Gero?
**[07:31] ---**
You think so? Tee hee.
**[07:35] ---**
The next day.
**[07:36] ---**
Okay, time to pick up where
I left off yesterday!
**[07:41] ---**
Gero!!
**[07:42] ---**
What the?! It's been overwritten
with a ridiculous high score!
**[07:46] ---**
Nooooo! All that vast amount
of time I poured in, wasted!
**[07:51] ---**
Who the heck did this to me?!
**[07:52] ---**
Ah, Keroro-kun!
**[07:53] ---**
You're here early.
**[07:54] ---**
Zeroro! I won't let you
claim ignorance this time!
**[07:59] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[08:01] ---**
I think you know!
**[08:02] ---**
I don't know!
**[08:05] ---**
Giroro isn't this good at games.
**[08:08] ---**
The only one who could
do this is you, Zeroro!
**[08:11] ---**
Stop it!
**[08:12] ---**
What is the problem?
**[08:13] ---**
Zeroro played my game without asking!
**[08:16] ---**
I don't know anything!
**[08:20] ---**
Keep quiet, both of you.
**[08:25] ---**
Is someone... here?
**[08:28] ---**
There shouldn't be
any rooms above this one...
**[08:33] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Scheduled Plans!!
**[08:41] ---**
I knew it...
**[08:42] ---**
Someone's there.
**[08:45] ---**
Let's go.
**[08:58] ---**
Hey, you!
**[09:00] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[09:02] ---**
I'm in the bath, as you can see!
**[09:05] ---**
This is our secret base!
**[09:07] ---**
If you ask me, people climb
mountains because they are there,
**[09:10] ---**
and live under roofs
because they are there!
**[09:13] ---**
You're living here?
**[09:15] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[09:17] ---**
"Get in the bath!
**[09:18] ---**
Have you done your homework?
Brush your teeth!"
**[09:25] ---**
So... what does that mean?
**[09:28] ---**
Ah, who cares?
**[09:30] ---**
Ah! Could it be...
**[09:32] ---**
...that there's a really deep
meaning behind those words?!
**[09:36] ---**
Living under the same roof means...
**[09:38] ---**
...to have baths together,
do homework together,
**[09:41] ---**
brush your teeth together...
**[09:43] ---**
In other words... to stop
meaningless strife and...
**[09:46] ---**
...everyone get along...
could that be what he wants to say?
**[09:49] ---**
Never mind that!
**[09:51] ---**
Old man, you're the one who ate my sweets
and played my game, aren't you?!
**[09:58] ---**
H-He's good...
***SIGN*** Joriri
**[10:02] ---**
I'm Joriri. Nice to meet ya.
**[10:06] ---**
And so Joriri settled in their secret base,
**[10:09] ---**
and before long, Keroro and the others
had grown attached to him.
**[10:14] ---**
Then, one day...
**[10:18] ---**
Who did this?
**[10:21] ---**
From now on, this place...
**[10:23] ---**
...is our base!
**[10:25] ---**
Get out, brats!
**[10:27] ---**
Screw you!
**[10:28] ---**
We made this base ourselves!
**[10:30] ---**
We were waiting for you to finish it,
**[10:33] ---**
and now we're jumping in
and taking it from you!
**[10:35] ---**
Ha! Thanks for the hard work!
**[10:37] ---**
Got it? Then scram!
**[10:40] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[10:41] ---**
Bwahahahahah!
**[10:42] ---**
Weaklings!
**[10:45] ---**
You runts just need to shut up
and do what your elders tell you.
**[10:50] ---**
If you ask me,
**[10:51] ---**
you're all runts.
**[10:54] ---**
Joriri!
**[10:54] ---**
These guys are jerks!
**[10:56] ---**
Do something!
**[10:58] ---**
Nyah! We have Joriri on our side!
**[11:01] ---**
Do you guys know the saying,
"Rice cake dumpling from the shelf?"
**[11:06] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[11:08] ---**
"Don't eat the snacks on the
shelf without permission."
**[11:11] ---**
I don't think that's quite the meaning.
**[11:13] ---**
Also, "millet grain with wet hands."
**[11:15] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[11:17] ---**
"Wet hands bubble up well with soap."
**[11:20] ---**
Ah, also wrong.
**[11:22] ---**
What the heck is with this guy?
Is he an idiot?
**[11:24] ---**
You're trying to say we snatched their
secret base away without doing any work?
**[11:30] ---**
Exactly!
**[11:31] ---**
But doesn't that apply to you too, old man?
**[11:36] ---**
Even you were using their
secret base without permission!
**[11:40] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[11:41] ---**
What right do you have to criticize others?
**[11:45] ---**
You guys are quite right.
**[11:47] ---**
Touché, I guess.
**[11:50] ---**
Wait, Joriri...
**[11:51] ---**
If you ask me, they're pretty sharp.
**[11:55] ---**
What?!
**[12:09] ---**
That was so mean!
**[12:10] ---**
Those upperclassmen disgust me!
**[12:12] ---**
We have to do something and
get our secret base back.
**[12:16] ---**
I mean, Joriri, you're an adult.
**[12:18] ---**
I wish you'd get your act together more.
**[12:21] ---**
He's not very dependable,
surprisingly, is he?
**[12:23] ---**
He never really looked that dependable
to me in the first place.
**[12:31] ---**
Don't any of you have any good ideas?
**[12:33] ---**
If you ask me, I might not have none.
**[12:37] ---**
No... I have one!
**[12:39] ---**
What?!
**[12:40] ---**
Old man!
**[12:44] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[12:46] ---**
"Face east and chew on a norimaki
and most things will work out!"
**[13:08] ---**
Get them!
**[13:09] ---**
Take this! Acorn bullets!
**[13:15] ---**
Are you okay, you three?
**[13:18] ---**
We did just what Joriri said,
but it didn't help.
**[13:21] ---**
Maybe it was because I couldn't eat it.
**[13:24] ---**
Common sense would have told us we
couldn't win by chewing on a norimaki.
**[13:27] ---**
If you ask me, you always need
to go over your enemy's heads.
**[13:31] ---**
Above their heads?
**[13:32] ---**
What do you mean?
**[13:37] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[13:39] ---**
"Just dig a hole!"
**[13:59] ---**
Acorn?
**[14:05] ---**
Get them!
**[14:11] ---**
Gero...
**[14:14] ---**
If you ask me, if pushing
doesn't work, then try pulling!
**[14:21] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[14:24] ---**
Huh? Huh? Hm?
**[14:27] ---**
I'm not going to listen to Joriri anymore.
**[14:34] ---**
The secret base we sweat
our butts off to build...!
**[14:39] ---**
If Joriri is undependable... let's not depend
on him, and take it back all on our own!
**[14:44] ---**
I'll help, too.
**[14:46] ---**
This isn't something for women and
children to get involved with!
**[14:48] ---**
Really? But you're a child yourself!
**[14:54] ---**
Maybe we just have to get rid of
that one with the bossiest attitude.
**[14:58] ---**
I get it... so we aim for the central player!
**[15:01] ---**
If that's what we're doing,
**[15:02] ---**
we could do it like that "Space
Monkey-Crab Battle" story, couldn't we?
**[15:05] ---**
Sneak into the base, lie in wait for him,
**[15:08] ---**
and then all get him at once!
**[15:10] ---**
Okay! Then let's have a
strategy meeting right away!
**[15:13] ---**
I'm helping too, like it or not!
**[15:15] ---**
Okay, fine, do what you want.
**[15:17] ---**
Okay! Let's fight!
**[15:18] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:22] ---**
Zeroro, space stone mortar!
**[15:25] ---**
Keroro, space chestnut burr!
**[15:28] ---**
Pururu, space queen bee!
**[15:32] ---**
Giroro, Space Cerberus dung!
**[15:34] ---**
I knew it.
**[15:45] ---**
This is when a base really comes in handy.
**[15:55] ---**
Owwww!
**[15:57] ---**
Get out, or you won't like
what's coming to you!
**[15:59] ---**
Ow! Ow! Oww!
**[16:04] ---**
This is actually... kinda fun!
**[16:07] ---**
Pleasure!
**[16:10] ---**
Take this!
**[16:12] ---**
Ewwwww!
**[16:20] ---**
Well?! Give up?!
**[16:24] ---**
Where the hell were you guys?!
**[16:26] ---**
What do you mean? You sent the letter!
**[16:28] ---**
You called us out to the riverbed, but we
waited and waited and you didn't turn up.
**[16:32] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[16:34] ---**
I was the one who wrote that letter!
**[16:36] ---**
Tch. Idiots.
**[16:38] ---**
You fell right for the stupid runts' plan!
**[16:41] ---**
Hey! How long are you gonna stay there?!
**[16:43] ---**
Move it!
**[16:46] ---**
It's 10 Keron-years too early for a bunch
of tailed guys like you to stand up against us!
**[16:51] ---**
We won't go easy on you next time!
**[16:53] ---**
You're gonna pay! You've got
one last chance to clear off!
**[17:00] ---**
Really... So you're not gonna walk away...
**[17:03] ---**
Shut up!
**[17:05] ---**
What?!
**[17:12] ---**
We made this base... ourselves!
**[17:16] ---**
We can't just stand by
after seeing it so polluted!
**[17:20] ---**
It's our own secret base!
We'll protect it ourselves!
**[17:44] ---**
Wh-What...?
**[17:50] ---**
Why are you so... desperate?
**[17:57] ---**
I... I... I don't want
your crappy little base!
**[18:02] ---**
Ah! Wait!
**[18:35] ---**
Gosh, boys are so...
**[18:38] ---**
Gero! This stings!
**[18:42] ---**
Giroro-kun, don't tickle me like that!
**[18:44] ---**
It's not me.
**[18:45] ---**
Huh?!
**[18:47] ---**
Joriri!
**[18:49] ---**
If you ask me, a bath after
a battle is exquisite!
**[18:54] ---**
You didn't do anything, Joriri!
**[19:05] ---**
Such fond memories, sir...
**[19:08] ---**
Whilst I acted following
Joriri's instruction alone,
**[19:12] ---**
I feel like I was unable to
achieve my true potential.
**[19:14] ---**
Huh?
**[19:16] ---**
It was once we steeled ourselves to handle it
personally that we began to put up a fight.
**[19:20] ---**
I believe that is the reason why
we were able to claim victory.
**[19:23] ---**
Perhaps that may have been
what Joriri wanted to tell us.
**[19:27] ---**
Dororo. That habit of reading
too deep into things...
**[19:31] ---**
I bet hanging out with
Joriri did that to you.
**[19:32] ---**
It... it did?
**[19:35] ---**
Seriously, though, life'd be so easy
if we could live like Joriri,
**[19:39] ---**
just doing whatever and
taking all the good parts.
**[19:42] ---**
Isn't that exactly how you
live right now, Mr. Sergeant?
**[19:46] ---**
Gero?
**[19:47] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you have definitely
got some Joriri-san in you!
**[19:51] ---**
I see... Maybe that's true.
**[19:53] ---**
What about you, Giroro?
**[19:55] ---**
N-No one can leave their mark on me.
**[19:58] ---**
Are you sure?
**[20:00] ---**
Come on. Stick out your arm.
**[20:02] ---**
It's not anything major.
**[20:03] ---**
Just give it to me!
**[20:06] ---**
There.
**[20:07] ---**
Now bacteria won't get in.
**[20:11] ---**
If you ask me, strong men are
attracted to strong women.
**[20:16] ---**
That is true... I do
think strong women are...
**[20:19] ---**
Giroro? What are you going red for?
**[20:21] ---**
Wha?! I...
**[20:23] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[20:24] ---**
He's been influenced, all right!
**[20:46] ---**
So you *were* all in here!
**[20:49] ---**
I've been looking everywhere for you.
**[20:50] ---**
You saved us, Chief Nurse Pururu!
**[20:54] ---**
Look!
**[20:55] ---**
I tried making a space garlic shot to enhance
the physical condition of the Keroro Platoon!
**[21:00] ---**
Gero! A shot?!
**[21:02] ---**
Noooo!
**[21:02] ---**
Wait right there!
**[21:04] ---**
Help me, sir!
**[21:07] ---**
Gero!
**[21:10] ---**
This is actually... kinda fun!
**[21:13] ---**
Pleasure!
**[21:15] ---**
Brutality!
**[21:17] ---**
Yes... Childhood experiences really
are important, aren't they?
**[21:25] ---**
Well, if you ask me,
**[21:27] ---**
you're all still runts even now.
**[21:29] ---**
In other words, I am the best after all.
**[21:33] ---**
Jori joriri.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
It's Natsumi.
**[23:08] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro.
**[23:09] ---**
S-So... is *623 Radio*
r-really that great?
**[23:13] ---**
Yeah, it's amazing!
**[23:14] ---**
Th-Then, what about that program
called *Extraordinary Dopamine?*
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
**[23:17] ---**
Don't like it.
**[23:18] ---**
Huh...?
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that. We're still doing...
*Extraordinary Dopamine!*
***SIGN*** Big Shot Producer from Abroad
***SIGN*** Perfect!
**[23:23] ---**
"Natsumi: Goodbye, Saburo, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Fuyuki & Alisa: Monster in the Rain, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E163 - Natsumi: Goodbye, Saburo, Sir! / Fuyuki & Alisa: Monster in the Rain, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9QX4/natsumi-goodbye-saburo-sir--fuyuki--alisa-monster-in-the-rain-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
We never meet without a parting.
**[01:33] ---**
Goodbyes come suddenly.
**[01:36] ---**
Saburo-senpai is transferring
to another school?!
**[01:38] ---**
It's just a rumor!
**[01:41] ---**
Oh, whew!
**[01:42] ---**
But it's not just a regular rumor.
It has some credibility.
**[01:45] ---**
That's right.
**[01:46] ---**
My kouhai said she heard Saburo-senpai
talking to a teacher in the faculty room!
**[01:51] ---**
Oh, no!
**[01:52] ---**
Saburo-senpai...
**[02:00] ---**
Natsumi: Goodbye, Saburo, Sir!
**[02:06] ---**
623-san's radio show is gonna end, too?!
**[02:09] ---**
I hear a big producer from abroad
noticed 623's talent.
**[02:14] ---**
So he may move and do his show
in another country.
**[02:19] ---**
Huh. That's great for 623-san.
**[02:21] ---**
So he could make his world debut?
**[02:24] ---**
I guess that producer is in Japan right now.
**[02:28] ---**
I know because my magazine
is doing a story on it.
**[02:30] ---**
What?!
**[02:32] ---**
Saburo-senpai is going to another school,
**[02:34] ---**
and now 623-san's radio show is ending...
**[02:37] ---**
I heard everything!
**[02:40] ---**
Ninjas have an expression. "One cannot
attain Earth Release without Fire Release."
**[02:46] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[02:47] ---**
Koyuki-chan?
**[02:50] ---**
That woman!
**[02:52] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[02:53] ---**
Let's go!
**[02:55] ---**
You just...
**[02:56] ---**
Hey! Hey, Koyuki-chan?!
**[02:57] ---**
Didn't you step on something back there?!
**[03:00] ---**
Darn it!
**[03:02] ---**
That woman!
**[03:05] ---**
Gero gerori...
**[03:07] ---**
And so, we're going to
radio-jack *623 Radio* tonight!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
**[03:11] ---**
What, again?!
**[03:12] ---**
How many times are you going to make
Giroro-senpai imitate Sumomo-chan?
**[03:17] ---**
This time, the purpose
isn't listener ratings!
***SIGN*** Listener Ratings
**[03:20] ---**
We have just one target!
**[03:22] ---**
The super-producer from abroad!
***SIGN*** Big Shot Producer from Abroad
***SIGN*** Perfect!
**[03:25] ---**
So you're finally going to break out of Japan
and make your international debut, Uncle?
**[03:29] ---**
Or, like, global conquest?
**[03:31] ---**
That's right! When the
foreign big shot producer
**[03:34] ---**
recognizes the appeal of my Keroro Platoon,
***SIGN*** Neighborhood Keroro Platoon
**[03:36] ---**
we'll go from a neighborhood-based platoon
**[03:39] ---**
to a worldwide Keroro Platoon!
**[03:41] ---**
Yay!
**[03:43] ---**
We'll storm the radio studio directly
**[03:45] ---**
and radio-jack the place!
***SIGN*** Radio Inner-Tokyo
**[03:59] ---**
Koyuki-chan, what do you have in mind?
**[04:01] ---**
It's obvious!
**[04:02] ---**
We're going to verify
whether the rumor is true!
**[04:05] ---**
We'll meet 623-san and ask him directly!
**[04:09] ---**
Here!
**[04:10] ---**
Huh?!
**[04:14] ---**
H-Hey!
**[04:16] ---**
Why am I wearing this outfit?!
**[04:19] ---**
It looks good on you, Natsumi-san.
**[04:21] ---**
Let's go!
**[04:22] ---**
Natsumi-chan...
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
**[04:28] ---**
Is this the *623 Radio* studio?
**[04:31] ---**
That bigshot producer, Mr. Bigbridge,
is coming here tonight
**[04:35] ---**
to listen to the live show.
**[04:37] ---**
So make sure to focus.
**[04:38] ---**
Right. Understood.
**[04:41] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I found an
empty studio over there.
**[04:45] ---**
Well done, Private Tamama.
**[04:47] ---**
We'll broadcast our show,
*Extraordinary Dopamine,*
**[04:50] ---**
from that studio!
**[04:53] ---**
It's Captain Geroro
**[04:56] ---**
and Battle Squad Leader Kiroro's...
**[04:58] ---**
...Space Conquest Radio!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro and Battle Squad Leader Kiroro's Space Conquest Radio
**[05:05] ---**
It looks like he isn't here.
**[05:07] ---**
Koyuki-chan, let's just go home.
**[05:13] ---**
Testing, testing! Okay, okay!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
**[05:16] ---**
Ready to go!
**[05:19] ---**
I really do not think it is a good idea
to use a studio without permission.
**[05:23] ---**
Oh, don't worry about it!
**[05:26] ---**
Western-style...
**[05:27] ---**
Here! This is your chance
**[05:29] ---**
to have a famous producer from
abroad listen to your material.
**[05:33] ---**
So harden your heart.
**[05:36] ---**
M-My material...
***SIGN*** International Comedy Writer
**[05:39] ---**
...famous all over the world...
**[05:43] ---**
Huh? Where's Giroro?
**[05:44] ---**
Maybe he got lost somewhere?
**[05:47] ---**
It's like a maze in this
radio station building.
**[05:50] ---**
No way.
**[05:51] ---**
Corporal Giroro, of all people?
**[05:53] ---**
Where am I?!
**[05:55] ---**
He's lost.
**[06:01] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[06:04] ---**
Natsumi-san, there's a somehow
suspicious studio over there!
**[06:08] ---**
I'm catching 623-san-like vibes!
**[06:10] ---**
H-Hey! Koyuki-chan!
**[06:16] ---**
You're late, 623! How long
do you think your break is?!
**[06:19] ---**
Sorry. I'll get ready right away.
**[06:21] ---**
623?
**[06:22] ---**
Come to think of it, I've never seen
**[06:24] ---**
623's face before.
**[06:26] ---**
What the heck does he look like?
**[06:33] ---**
What?! Saburo?!
**[06:35] ---**
623, Mr. Bigbridge is stuck
in traffic, so he'll be late.
**[06:39] ---**
But he'll listen to the broadcast in his car.
**[06:41] ---**
Got it. So I'd better do my best, right?
**[06:44] ---**
What's wrong? You still haven't decided?
**[06:46] ---**
What is there to think about? This is your
chance to make an international debut.
**[06:51] ---**
Yeah...
**[06:59] ---**
We never meet without a parting.
**[07:02] ---**
Saying farewell to a dear friend
comes sooner or later.
**[07:06] ---**
Good evening. This is *623 Radio.*
**[07:08] ---**
Oh, 623.
***SIGN*** Big Shot Producer from Abroad Mr. Bigbridge
**[07:10] ---**
I started the show off
with a deep poem, but...
**[07:15] ---**
It's *Sergeant Keroro's
Extraordinary Dopamine!*
***SIGN*** Radio Inner-Tokyo
**[07:19] ---**
And so,
**[07:20] ---**
the show has begun.
**[07:21] ---**
I'm the new rising star
who's filling in for 623,
**[07:24] ---**
radio personality Sergeant Keroro!
**[07:27] ---**
I'm his assistant, Princess Mois!
**[07:29] ---**
I'm the show's writer, Tamamatchi.
**[07:32] ---**
This is my first appearance.
I'm the director, Kululu!
**[07:35] ---**
Are all my fans listening?
**[07:39] ---**
Those guys... Why am I not surprised?
**[07:41] ---**
So let's start with our customary
"Good Invaders, Bad Invaders,
**[07:45] ---**
Normal Invaders"!
**[07:47] ---**
Do Americans understand
this kind of material?
**[07:51] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[07:52] ---**
I've incorporated superb American
jokes into this segment.
**[07:56] ---**
So let's go with our first postcard.
**[07:59] ---**
Hey, Mike! I've captured a
fierce Pekoponian animal.
**[08:03] ---**
Oh, Charlie! That's my wife!
**[08:09] ---**
Hey! Cut it out!
**[08:10] ---**
What are you doing?! Open up! Open this door!
**[08:13] ---**
Or, like, total soundproof?
**[08:17] ---**
Okay, let's go to our
next postcard! Hey, Mike!
**[08:19] ---**
That's the stupid frog's voice!
**[08:22] ---**
I put a fence around the house next door.
**[08:24] ---**
Hey, Charlie! That's my wife, too!
**[08:29] ---**
Hey, stupid frog! What are you doing here?!
**[08:33] ---**
Gero?! Lady Natsumi?!
**[08:34] ---**
Natsumi-san, this isn't the time!
**[08:37] ---**
We have to keep looking for 623-san's studio!
**[08:40] ---**
W-Wait, Koyuki-chan!
**[08:42] ---**
Hey!
**[08:45] ---**
Giroro...
**[08:46] ---**
If you're not sure what to do...
**[08:49] ---**
If you're not sure what to do,
don't go abroad!
**[08:53] ---**
Natsumi would be sad.
**[08:57] ---**
But wouldn't you be happier
with me out of the picture, Giroro?
**[09:01] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[09:03] ---**
I just don't want to see Natsumi sad!
**[09:06] ---**
It has to be this one, Natsumi-san!
**[09:09] ---**
Stop dragging me, Koyuki-chan!
**[09:12] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[09:18] ---**
S-S-Saburo-senpai!
**[09:21] ---**
Giroro, too?
**[09:22] ---**
Why?
**[09:23] ---**
U-Uh...
**[09:24] ---**
Uh, see, the two of us work here part-time,
sorting out the postcards.
**[09:28] ---**
Right, Giroro?
**[09:29] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[09:31] ---**
U-Um...
**[09:33] ---**
What is it?
**[09:35] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai...
**[09:42] ---**
I heard a rumor.
Are you really switching schools?
**[09:46] ---**
Ah... uh... that's...
**[09:48] ---**
Natsumi-san! This isn't the time!
**[09:51] ---**
We have to find 623-san's studio!
**[09:54] ---**
H-Hey, Koyuki-chan!
**[09:58] ---**
Sheesh! Lady Natsumi ruined the whole show!
**[10:01] ---**
Oh, Charlie, I'm telling you, that's my wife!
**[10:04] ---**
Yeah, yeah, you and your stupid wife!
**[10:06] ---**
Enough!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Transport
**[10:08] ---**
I'm going back to my own country!
**[10:18] ---**
In the end, I didn't get to see 623-san...
**[10:21] ---**
I'm sorry, Natsumi-san.
**[10:22] ---**
It was due to my lack of ability.
**[10:24] ---**
That's okay, Koyuki-chan.
**[10:25] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:26] ---**
I hear *623 Radio* isn't gonna end.
**[10:29] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[10:32] ---**
He said the international debut
deal fell through.
**[10:35] ---**
Oh, and...
**[10:37] ---**
...I'm not going to switch schools, either.
**[10:40] ---**
That was just a groundless rumor.
**[10:43] ---**
Really?!
**[10:45] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[10:49] ---**
I'm happy for you, Natsumi-san.
**[10:51] ---**
Thank you, Koyuki-chan!
**[10:53] ---**
Yay! That's great!
**[10:56] ---**
But you're too happy, Natsumi-san.
**[10:58] ---**
Well, after all...
**[11:00] ---**
...it's great news!
***SIGN*** Radio Inner-Tokyo
**[11:05] ---**
Thank you, Natsumi-chan...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[11:11] ---**
Kululu, you rat!
**[11:13] ---**
You knew Saburo and 623
were one and the same?!
**[11:18] ---**
You found out, huh? Then I have no choice.
**[11:21] ---**
Guess I'll delete that memory.
**[11:27] ---**
Huh? What am I doing in here?
**[11:29] ---**
You probably wanted to be alone with me, no?
**[11:33] ---**
Like that's even a possibility?!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[11:35] ---**
Anyway, Saburo's secret stayed safe.
**[11:38] ---**
But all of you viewers at home
know the truth now, huh?
**[11:42] ---**
Huh? You've realized the truth
for a while now?
**[11:44] ---**
Oh, I see...
**[11:55] ---**
Well, everyone, we meet again.
**[11:57] ---**
Today's story is...
Yes, you already know, huh?
**[12:01] ---**
In this story, that girl we haven't
seen in a long time comes back.
**[12:08] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[12:13] ---**
Fuyuki & Alisa: Monster in the Rain, Sir!
**[12:20] ---**
Boy, clammy and rainy! This is
my favorite season on Pekopon!
**[12:24] ---**
There's no season that's
more comfortable for me!
**[12:28] ---**
With cleaning, doing the dishes,
**[12:30] ---**
doing the laundry,
**[12:31] ---**
even Gundam models...
**[12:33] ---**
It's going smoothly!
**[12:35] ---**
It's all going smoothly!
**[12:36] ---**
Life couldn't be better!
**[12:38] ---**
Jeez, you're annoying!
**[12:40] ---**
Even though the forecaster said
the rainy season wouldn't start yet.
**[12:44] ---**
It's been like this since the weekend.
**[12:46] ---**
The weather forecast said it was
supposed to be a nice day today.
**[12:48] ---**
So why...?
**[12:50] ---**
Well, it's not that bad.
**[12:51] ---**
That's right. There's nothing wrong with it!
**[12:54] ---**
It's plenty bad!
**[12:55] ---**
The laundry won't dry, mold grows,
and this damp feeling is gross!
**[12:59] ---**
But thanks to the rain, they'll cancel
the test for my worst class, P.E.!
**[13:04] ---**
See? Good for you, Master Fuyuki!
**[13:06] ---**
- Well, see you later!
- Take care!
**[13:09] ---**
See you later.
**[13:10] ---**
Wait, Fuyuki!
**[13:12] ---**
See you later!
**[13:13] ---**
Well, I've finished the dishes, the laundry,
cleaning, and Gundam models,
**[13:18] ---**
so maybe I'll take advantage of this clamminess
and call a morning invasion meeting.
**[13:22] ---**
Gero?
**[13:27] ---**
W-Why?
**[13:36] ---**
What's this, rain?
**[13:38] ---**
According to the Nishizawa family
meteorological observatory,
**[13:41] ---**
there was zero percent chance
of rain today.
**[13:46] ---**
Stop the car.
**[13:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Good morning.
**[13:52] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[13:54] ---**
Morning. Are you okay? You're getting wet.
**[13:59] ---**
All right, success! Sharing
an umbrella with Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:02] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[14:04] ---**
It suddenly started raining, so...
**[14:06] ---**
Suddenly? That's strange.
**[14:09] ---**
It's been raining ever since
I got up this morning.
**[14:12] ---**
Right, Sis?
**[14:14] ---**
Huh?
**[14:15] ---**
Um, are you sure you don't mind
dropping me off?
**[14:19] ---**
Don't worry.
**[14:20] ---**
It's all so milady Momoka can share
an umbrella with Fuyuki-dono.
**[14:25] ---**
O-Oh...
**[14:32] ---**
Daddy...
**[14:33] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:34] ---**
There's no mistake. I smell a creature
of the darkness. It's lurking nearby.
**[14:42] ---**
Thank you.
**[14:46] ---**
Wow, Natsumi! You got
dropped off by a limousine?
**[14:49] ---**
How did that happen?
**[14:50] ---**
Oh, long story...
**[14:52] ---**
Huh? The sun's out.
**[14:55] ---**
What'd you bring an umbrella for?
**[14:57] ---**
After all, it's been
raining since yesterday.
**[15:00] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[15:02] ---**
The weather was nice all weekend.
**[15:05] ---**
I overheard your conversation, Natsumi-san!
**[15:08] ---**
Leave this to Koyuki!
**[15:10] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan...?
**[15:12] ---**
So you don't waste this umbrella,
**[15:15] ---**
and for the sake of sharing it with you...
**[15:19] ---**
Ninja Art! Cat Face Cleaning!
***SIGN*** Ninja Art: Cat Face Cleaning
**[15:24] ---**
Oh, no! Rain!
**[15:26] ---**
Y-You didn't have to go to the
trouble of making it rain.
**[15:30] ---**
This isn't me.
**[15:32] ---**
After all...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[15:40] ---**
It seems this rain isn't
a natural phenomenon!
**[15:44] ---**
It rains constantly within 100 meters
of Hinata Fuyuki only.
**[15:48] ---**
When Fuyuki moves, the perimeter
of the rain moves, too.
**[15:51] ---**
What does it mean?
**[15:53] ---**
I'm thinking the cause is the
same as that other incident.
**[16:01] ---**
There was supposed to be an important match
with Inner-Tokyo Academy today.
**[16:05] ---**
I guess it'll be canceled now.
**[16:07] ---**
And I was looking forward to 623-san's
**[16:10] ---**
outdoor broadcast tonight.
**[16:14] ---**
What are you looking at, Fuyuki-kun?
**[16:17] ---**
Oh, Nishizawa-san.
**[16:19] ---**
Look at the sky over there.
**[16:22] ---**
It's clear.
**[16:23] ---**
That's true...
**[16:24] ---**
They said it was clear here
before I came to school.
**[16:27] ---**
And everyone says there was
nice weather this weekend.
**[16:30] ---**
Maybe it's only raining around me?
**[16:34] ---**
I-If that's true, then you and I can, um...
**[16:39] ---**
...always share an umbrella,
which would make me, um...
**[16:44] ---**
Finish it! "Make me happy"!
**[16:46] ---**
Huh?
**[16:47] ---**
This is like a long time ago...
**[16:52] ---**
I can almost remember it, but not quite.
**[16:55] ---**
U-Um, F-F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[16:57] ---**
On the way home, um...
**[16:59] ---**
...can I share your...
**[17:01] ---**
This smell...
**[17:03] ---**
Umbrella?
**[17:05] ---**
W-Wench!
**[17:06] ---**
Here. You can borrow mine.
**[17:07] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki. To hunt down
one that lurks in the dark.
**[17:10] ---**
W-Wait a second, Alisa-chan!
Where are we going?
**[17:14] ---**
Get back here!
**[17:15] ---**
Sorry for the inconvenience.
**[17:25] ---**
Wait, Alisa-chan!
**[17:26] ---**
"One that lurks in the dark"?
You mean another alien?
**[17:28] ---**
I don't know. But this one smells a
little different from the others.
**[17:32] ---**
All we know is that it's causing this rain.
**[17:36] ---**
Causing this rain...
**[17:43] ---**
Kero...
**[17:44] ---**
Fuyuki helped out when I was repairing
**[17:47] ---**
the Soul Diver last week.
**[17:54] ---**
It seems something
**[17:56] ---**
slipped out of his memories then.
**[18:03] ---**
What was that?
***SIGN*** The Complete Unknown Mysterious Animals
**[18:08] ---**
There are two types of memories.
**[18:10] ---**
Real memories and fictional memories.
In other words, imagination.
**[18:13] ---**
Apparently, something within one
of his fictional memories escaped.
***SIGN*** UMA Picture Book Hinata Fuyuki
**[18:20] ---**
This must be...
**[18:21] ---**
...the UMA picture book that
Master Fuyuki drew when he was a boy.
**[18:26] ---**
That's suspicious...
***SIGN*** Skyfish
***SIGN*** Chupacabra
***SIGN*** Mothman
***SIGN*** Bigfoot
***SIGN*** Rainmaker
**[18:37] ---**
This way, Fuyuki.
**[18:39] ---**
Wait, Alisa-chan!
**[18:46] ---**
It's shown itself!
**[18:52] ---**
Wait, Daddy!
**[18:54] ---**
This being of the darkness
bears Fuyuki's scent, too.
**[18:57] ---**
My scent?
**[19:00] ---**
Could it be Rainmaker?
**[19:04] ---**
Rainmaker?
**[19:05] ---**
Yeah. I came up with Rainmaker
when I was little.
**[19:08] ---**
It's a UMA that makes it rain.
**[19:13] ---**
I was always bad at P.E.,
**[19:16] ---**
so I would pray for rain
the day before Sports Day.
**[19:20] ---**
That's when I made up Rainmaker.
**[19:24] ---**
But it really does exist...
**[19:27] ---**
You made it rain for me, huh?
**[19:32] ---**
It's your friend, Fuyuki?
**[19:35] ---**
Hold it!
**[19:37] ---**
Sarge!
**[19:38] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[19:39] ---**
That monster escaped from your memory!
**[19:42] ---**
From my memory?
**[19:45] ---**
That's right! If I capture it
and always keep it by my side,
**[19:48] ---**
it'll be rainy season
around me all year round!
**[19:50] ---**
I'll have a comfortable clammy
space that never dries out!
**[19:54] ---**
So let me catch you!
**[19:59] ---**
Gero!
**[20:02] ---**
Y-You mean to defy me?!
**[20:05] ---**
Then I won't hold back!
**[20:07] ---**
Stop this.
**[20:09] ---**
Gero! No! Don't hunt me!
**[20:13] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[20:14] ---**
I can't get home.
**[20:24] ---**
Thank you. But that's okay.
**[20:27] ---**
You don't have to make it rain
for me anymore.
**[20:42] ---**
Goodbye.
**[20:45] ---**
Huh?
**[20:49] ---**
You really are
**[20:51] ---**
a magnet for all kinds of things, Fuyuki.
**[20:57] ---**
Boy, clammy and rainy! This is
my favorite season on Pekopon!
**[21:01] ---**
There's no season that's
more comfortable for me!
**[21:05] ---**
With cleaning, doing the dishes,
**[21:07] ---**
doing the laundry, even Gundam models...
**[21:09] ---**
It's all going smoothly!
**[21:11] ---**
Life couldn't be better!
**[21:13] ---**
Hey, pipe down!
**[21:15] ---**
The rain is annoying enough!
**[21:18] ---**
Well, how was it?
**[21:19] ---**
Rainmaker could be out there
somewhere making rain even now.
**[21:24] ---**
What kind of monsters
are living in your mind?
**[21:28] ---**
For their sake,
remember them from time to time.
**[21:30] ---**
Well, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:08] ---**
556 here!
**[23:09] ---**
I'm Lavie.
**[23:10] ---**
Bro, why are there only
storage units at our place?
**[23:13] ---**
For example, even if we had a chest of drawers,
we don't any clothes to put in it!
**[23:18] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[23:20] ---**
More importantly, I'm only
wearing my birthday suit!
***SIGN*** Keronians' Greatest Natural Enemy Plant
***SIGN*** Nyororo
**[23:23] ---**
Keroro: Nyororo Extinction, Sir?
**[23:26] ---**
Lavie's Going to Get Married, Sir!
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E164 - Keroro: Nyororo Extinction, Sir? / Lavie's Going to Get Married, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WKDZ/keroro-nyororo-extinction-sir--lavies-going-to-get-married-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:34] ---**
June.
**[01:36] ---**
The season of endlessly drizzling rain.
**[01:40] ---**
And what comes out every rainy season?
***SIGN*** Keronians' Greatest Natural Enemy Plant
**[01:43] ---**
The Nyororo, Keronians'
greatest natural enemy plant!
***SIGN*** Nyororo
**[01:55] ---**
Nyororo scum!
**[01:58] ---**
I'll get rid of you with this!
**[02:02] ---**
That was close!
**[02:03] ---**
Calm down, Keroro!
**[02:05] ---**
There's no getting through to
the commander at this time of year.
**[02:09] ---**
I'll annihilate you!
***SIGN*** Do Not Use Do Not Enter Forget It Danger!
**[02:15] ---**
W-What the heck is that?!
**[02:16] ---**
I can see space!
**[02:20] ---**
Anyway, let's escape into space!
**[02:25] ---**
Keroro: Nyororo Extinction, Sir?
***SIGN*** Space
**[02:37] ---**
The Nyororo won't be able to pursue us here.
**[02:41] ---**
We can't rest easy yet.
**[02:44] ---**
It seems we passed through a
spacetime-transcending wormhole.
**[02:49] ---**
What?! Wormhole?!
**[02:51] ---**
We've arrived in space,
ten billion years in the past.
**[02:56] ---**
You should've said so before!
***SIGN*** Wormhole
**[02:58] ---**
We gotta go back to our own time period
before the wormhole closes!
**[03:03] ---**
Wait!
**[03:06] ---**
That's right. Every year, the Nyororos
suck up great quantities of moisture,
**[03:09] ---**
and in response to this situation,
Sergeant Keroro's brain cells
**[03:12] ---**
are revolving at three times
their normal speed.
***SIGN*** Three times normal speed
Decision reached!
Brain cells activated
Giant slalom super breaking ball
Shinkansen Chikuwa
Optical Line
**[03:18] ---**
Ten billion years in the past...
**[03:20] ---**
That's when the Keronian greatest natural
enemy plant, the Nyororo, originated.
***SIGN*** Ten Billion Years
**[03:25] ---**
What?! Is that true?
**[03:27] ---**
Of course. He's right about that.
**[03:30] ---**
My point is that if we can
prevent them from being born,
**[03:34] ---**
we'll erase their entire existence
from the history of the universe.
**[03:39] ---**
From the history of the universe!
**[03:41] ---**
The Nyororos' entire existence?!
**[03:43] ---**
Erase them?!
**[03:44] ---**
Or, like, presence dispelled?
**[03:47] ---**
Hey, if we don't hurry,
the wormhole is going to close.
**[03:50] ---**
This has happened before.
***SIGN*** Order!
**[03:52] ---**
This is an order!
The Keroro Platoon is going into action
**[03:55] ---**
on the planet where
the Nyororos first appeared!
**[03:59] ---**
Roger!
**[04:00] ---**
There it is. The planet
where the Nyororos were born.
***SIGN*** Niroro Planet
**[04:09] ---**
These are space plants, Niroro,
the Nyororos' predecessors.
**[04:14] ---**
They're not scary at all.
**[04:16] ---**
It seems Niroro are quiet, harmless
**[04:19] ---**
space plants indigenous to this planet.
**[04:22] ---**
What caused them to become Nyororo?
**[04:26] ---**
Well, let's just exterminate all these guys.
**[04:30] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[04:32] ---**
I do not believe we need to intervene here.
**[04:36] ---**
What?
**[04:37] ---**
It has not rained on this planet
in a long time.
**[04:43] ---**
This is...
**[04:44] ---**
Oh, yeah. Everything is withered,
with no signs of moisture anywhere.
**[04:49] ---**
There are no signs that it
is going to rain, either.
**[04:51] ---**
I believe their extinction
is only a matter of time.
**[04:56] ---**
Now that you mention it, I am really thirsty.
**[05:00] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are back to normal.
***SIGN*** Moisture
Loss
**[05:02] ---**
Moisture loss!
**[05:06] ---**
Look what I got.
**[05:08] ---**
Well, if they're gonna die out anyway,
then there's nothing to worry about.
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, no!
**[05:14] ---**
Gero?
**[05:15] ---**
I've detected an object approaching
at an incredible speed!
**[05:17] ---**
Is this... a gigantic meteor?!
**[05:21] ---**
Gero! Gigantic meteor?!
**[05:23] ---**
What?!
**[05:26] ---**
I see. I get it.
**[05:28] ---**
This causes the birth of the Nyororo.
**[05:32] ---**
What do you mean?!
**[05:34] ---**
If this meteor hits,
**[05:36] ---**
it'll definitely cause
major crustal movement.
**[05:45] ---**
Those crustal changes
**[05:47] ---**
will bring instant changes to the Niroro,
**[05:49] ---**
turning them into the first Nyororo.
**[05:52] ---**
In other words, if that meteor doesn't hit,
**[05:56] ---**
the Nyororo won't come into being?
**[06:00] ---**
Of course!
**[06:02] ---**
Gerori!
**[06:04] ---**
Keroro Platoon! Stop that giant meteor
from slamming into this planet!
**[06:11] ---**
Huh? You're not gonna do it?
**[06:12] ---**
It's dangerous!
**[06:14] ---**
How the heck are we supposed
to stop a giant meteor?!
**[06:17] ---**
With our spaceship, it is impossible.
**[06:20] ---**
Don't ask me.
**[06:21] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:23] ---**
When it comes to destroying a planet,
leave it to me!
**[06:27] ---**
Or, like, ideal person?
**[06:31] ---**
I forgot we had you!
**[06:33] ---**
I'm counting on you, Lady Mois!
**[06:35] ---**
Here I go!
**[06:38] ---**
Make us proud!
**[06:44] ---**
Armageddon, one one-thousandth!
**[06:54] ---**
She successfully destroyed the giant meteor.
**[06:57] ---**
She did it?!
**[06:58] ---**
That's our Lady Mois!
**[07:00] ---**
She got all the glory.
**[07:03] ---**
That woman!
**[07:06] ---**
Well, excuse me. I'll be on my way here.
**[07:09] ---**
Tama?!
**[07:10] ---**
W-What's this?!
**[07:12] ---**
Commander-dono! Run away!
**[07:16] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Falling Debris!!
**[07:17] ---**
Falling debris!
**[07:19] ---**
Uncle, dodge it!
**[07:31] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:38] ---**
Kero...
**[07:40] ---**
Y-You guys...
**[07:43] ---**
...saved me?!
**[07:48] ---**
Keroro, that little bit of water
**[07:52] ---**
isn't enough to save them.
**[07:53] ---**
I know!
**[07:55] ---**
But they saved our lives.
**[07:59] ---**
Nothing bad will come of
giving them a little water.
**[08:10] ---**
Good luck.
**[08:12] ---**
And farewell...
**[08:20] ---**
The wormhole has gotten really small.
**[08:23] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:24] ---**
Charge it!
**[08:25] ---**
Right!
***SIGN*** Do Not Use Do Not Enter Forget It
**[08:46] ---**
Whew...
**[08:48] ---**
We made it.
**[08:51] ---**
And there's no more Nyororo threat!
**[08:56] ---**
Gero?
**[09:00] ---**
N-Nyororos?!
**[09:01] ---**
I thought stopping that meteor from crashing
**[09:03] ---**
was supposed to make the Nyororos disappear!
**[09:08] ---**
There was nothing wrong with my calculations!
**[09:11] ---**
Then why do we have Nyororos here?!
**[09:14] ---**
It was the water.
**[09:15] ---**
What?
**[09:16] ---**
The water you gave them, Commander.
**[09:20] ---**
That was Keronian mineral water, right?
**[09:24] ---**
The space ingredients included in that water
**[09:27] ---**
were apparently
too nourishing for the Niroro.
**[09:32] ---**
It's your fault again?!
**[09:36] ---**
Let's escape!
**[09:37] ---**
Uncle!
**[09:45] ---**
It's right behind us!
**[09:55] ---**
Gero...
**[10:01] ---**
Niroro...?
**[10:03] ---**
That's right...
**[10:05] ---**
You did save my life once.
**[10:09] ---**
I'm only here thanks to you.
**[10:13] ---**
I won't run or hide anymore!
**[10:20] ---**
D-Do you remember me?
**[10:24] ---**
Incidentally, this is the Nyororo's rear-end.
***SIGN*** Behind
**[10:28] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:29] ---**
Gero!
**[10:43] ---**
Yet again, sucked dry.
***SIGN*** Sucked Dry
**[10:45] ---**
Huh?
**[10:47] ---**
That's strange.
**[10:49] ---**
For just a second there,
I could've sworn I reached it.
**[10:53] ---**
You were staring at its behind.
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[11:15] ---**
As you know, this is Space Detective Kogoro!
**[11:22] ---**
Space Detective 556 took off in a hurry,
**[11:24] ---**
searching for something.
***SIGN*** Storage
Unit
**[11:36] ---**
556 obtained storage units that
were left behind at a junkyard!
***SIGN*** Help Yourself
**[11:43] ---**
Huh. A cupola!
**[11:46] ---**
Huh?
**[11:47] ---**
Isn't that...
**[11:49] ---**
Th-That guy's a major pain,
so let's pretend we didn't see him.
**[11:53] ---**
I wonder if he can see something
interesting through there.
**[11:56] ---**
Lavie-san, marry me!
**[12:00] ---**
Marry?!
**[12:04] ---**
Lavie's Going to Get Married, Sir!
***SIGN*** Young Nakata
**[12:11] ---**
Lavie-san.
**[12:12] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[12:14] ---**
Marry...
***SIGN*** Worth Three Bonus Payments
**[12:16] ---**
Marry me!
**[12:23] ---**
Okay. With pleasure...
**[12:28] ---**
N-Natsumi-san... is this...?
**[12:31] ---**
I don't believe it! A proposal?!
**[12:36] ---**
H-Hey, knock it off!
This is an important scene!
**[12:39] ---**
Ninja Art: Shadow Bind!
**[12:44] ---**
Lavie-san is getting married?!
**[12:46] ---**
That's right! We witnessed
the decisive moment!
**[12:50] ---**
Just thinking about it makes
my heart go pitter-pat!
**[12:54] ---**
Me, too!
**[12:56] ---**
Well, as long as she's happy.
**[12:59] ---**
Congratulations, 556-san.
**[13:05] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?!
**[13:06] ---**
I don't accept it!
**[13:09] ---**
Why not?!
**[13:11] ---**
Lavie-san looked so happy!
**[13:15] ---**
Lavie's being tricked!
**[13:18] ---**
That young laborer
**[13:20] ---**
is actually an evil alien!
**[13:23] ---**
Alien...
**[13:25] ---**
That ring must give out special radio waves
that are controlling Lavie's mind!
**[13:30] ---**
What a cowardly alien, posing as a laborer
**[13:33] ---**
to get close to Lavie!
**[13:36] ---**
I won't allow it!
**[13:41] ---**
Hey, stupid frog.
**[13:43] ---**
Try talking to 556-san.
**[13:46] ---**
Please! Convince him to
allow Lavie-san's marriage.
**[13:51] ---**
Sarge, I'm asking you, too.
**[13:54] ---**
I'm sure 556-san will listen to you.
**[14:00] ---**
Well, true...
**[14:03] ---**
I suppose I'd be willing to convince 556.
**[14:08] ---**
Really?!
**[14:09] ---**
I knew you'd do it, Sarge!
**[14:11] ---**
What a guy!
**[14:13] ---**
In exchange,
**[14:14] ---**
if it goes well, I don't have to clean
or do the laundry for a month.
**[14:19] ---**
Excuse me?
**[14:22] ---**
Well, if you agree to that,
I think I can help you out.
**[14:32] ---**
Fine.
**[14:35] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[14:37] ---**
I heard the news.
**[14:39] ---**
And I can understand how worried
you must be for your little sister.
**[14:44] ---**
Keroro...
**[14:45] ---**
But, 556...
**[14:47] ---**
If those two really do love each other,
**[14:51] ---**
their background or
social status don't matter.
**[14:54] ---**
Don't you agree?
**[14:57] ---**
K-Keroro...
**[15:01] ---**
This is a token of my congratulations.
**[15:05] ---**
I'd like you to accept it
without any reservations.
**[15:19] ---**
Gero gero! If 100 yen gets me out of a
month's worth of cleaning and laundry,
**[15:24] ---**
it's a steal!
**[15:29] ---**
Gero?
**[15:33] ---**
I'm sorry, Keroro! I just can't allow it!
**[15:40] ---**
Dazed...
**[15:41] ---**
Didn't work out, huh, Sarge?
**[15:43] ---**
Hey! Weren't you positive
you could convince him?!
**[15:47] ---**
Gero...
**[15:49] ---**
I didn't expect this to happen.
***SIGN*** Free Fortunes Told
**[15:53] ---**
Gero gero...
**[15:55] ---**
I see your sister has plans to get married.
***SIGN*** Free
Fortunes
Told
**[15:59] ---**
Unless you agree to it...
**[16:02] ---**
...you'll burn in hell!
**[16:07] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Free Lottery Drawing
**[16:24] ---**
We have a winner! First prize!
***SIGN*** Free Lottery Drawing
**[16:26] ---**
Congratulations!
**[16:28] ---**
Our first-place prize is...
***SIGN*** For the
Older
Brother
of a
Bride
**[16:29] ---**
...a fancy tuxedo for a
bride's older brother!
***SIGN*** Station Street Shop Association
**[16:33] ---**
Gero!
**[16:37] ---**
That jerk 556...
**[16:39] ---**
He's too stubborn for his own good.
**[16:41] ---**
It's come down to the last resort.
**[16:44] ---**
Gero gerori...
**[16:45] ---**
Keroro plunges into villain mode!
**[16:52] ---**
What the...?!
**[17:00] ---**
What's this?!
**[17:02] ---**
Are you awake,
**[17:03] ---**
Space Detective 556?
**[17:05] ---**
Who are you?!
**[17:06] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[17:08] ---**
I'm just a passerby who supports
your little sister's marriage.
**[17:12] ---**
So you're a comrade of the young laborer!
**[17:16] ---**
Hey, what are you trying to do?!
**[17:18] ---**
Well, just watch.
**[17:20] ---**
This time for sure, I'll convince
556 to approve the marriage.
**[17:25] ---**
Look at this.
**[17:27] ---**
Do it.
**[17:29] ---**
Right!
**[17:32] ---**
Tama tama.
**[17:38] ---**
To the max!
**[17:44] ---**
Stop!
**[17:45] ---**
That's below the belt,
comrades of the young laborer!
**[17:48] ---**
Gero gero!
**[17:50] ---**
If you don't want your electric,
gas, and water bills to skyrocket,
**[17:55] ---**
you'll give your sister's marriage
the seal of approval.
***SIGN*** Conserve
**[17:57] ---**
Don't waste electricity, gas, or water!
**[18:00] ---**
Who are you?
**[18:01] ---**
Hey! This isn't convincing him,
it's extortion!
**[18:05] ---**
I have no choice!
**[18:06] ---**
It's all for Lady Lavie's happiness!
**[18:09] ---**
Ostensibly.
**[18:13] ---**
Electric bill!
**[18:15] ---**
Gas bill! Water bill!
**[18:17] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:17] ---**
I won't forget how wasteful
you guys have been!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[18:21] ---**
Adhesion!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[18:31] ---**
Space Detective 556!
**[18:35] ---**
Laser bamboo sword!
**[18:40] ---**
556, stop!
**[19:04] ---**
Bro!
**[19:06] ---**
Lavie!
**[19:08] ---**
Bro, it's not what you think!
**[19:11] ---**
That's the ring with the
mysterious radio waves!
**[19:13] ---**
Lavie-san!
**[19:15] ---**
She's lovely!
**[19:17] ---**
Gerorincho.
**[19:19] ---**
Who's that?!
**[19:25] ---**
Wow! He really is an evil alien!
**[19:29] ---**
Huh? This is...
**[19:32] ---**
...a TV set?!
**[19:33] ---**
Then Lavie-san's marriage...
**[19:36] ---**
...is a story on a TV show, huh?
**[19:43] ---**
Go! Go! Right there!
**[19:45] ---**
Wow!
**[19:46] ---**
They're hopeless.
**[19:47] ---**
That's as far as you get, 556!
**[19:52] ---**
Lavie!
**[19:53] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[19:54] ---**
Sarge!
**[19:57] ---**
If you want to help Lady Lavie,
you'll agree to her marriage!
**[20:01] ---**
Keroro!
**[20:02] ---**
So you were a comrade of that
young laborer alien, too?!
**[20:09] ---**
That guy again.
**[20:10] ---**
Director, he's dangerous.
**[20:12] ---**
You don't understand, Tamura-kun!
**[20:15] ---**
Forget about the innocent love sci-fi angle!
**[20:17] ---**
What I really wanna shoot is sci-fi action!
**[20:21] ---**
Hey, stupid frog! Lavie-san's marriage
was just for a TV show!
**[20:25] ---**
TV show or not, I don't care!
**[20:28] ---**
If I can just convince 556,
**[20:31] ---**
I won't have to do cleaning
or laundry for a month!
**[20:34] ---**
That deal is over!
**[20:38] ---**
556 Cutting!
**[20:40] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[20:43] ---**
It's all right now, Lavie!
**[20:44] ---**
I defeated all the aliens!
**[20:47] ---**
No, Bro!
**[20:49] ---**
We were just filming a TV show!
**[20:51] ---**
What?!
**[20:52] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[20:54] ---**
He destroyed the set...
**[20:58] ---**
Sci-fi! Action!
***SIGN*** TV?!
Filming??
Mistake
Show
Gong
**[21:08] ---**
But...
**[21:10] ---**
...thank you for worrying about me!
**[21:12] ---**
You don't get to miss a single day of
cleaning and laundry for six months!
**[21:15] ---**
Gero!
**[21:18] ---**
Thanks to 556's interruption,
Lavie got fired.
**[21:22] ---**
However, 556's fighting spirit burned
as intensely as the setting sun.
**[21:29] ---**
Don't let evil aliens get away with anything!
**[21:31] ---**
Use your adhesion, Space Detective 556!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu here!
**[23:09] ---**
Corporal Giroro here!
**[23:10] ---**
Sergeant major outranks corporal,
so I think I'll give you an order!
**[23:14] ---**
H-Hey!
**[23:15] ---**
What would be good?
**[23:16] ---**
D-Dont! Don't give me a strange order!
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, I wanna become a major!
***SIGN*** Acting Commander
**[23:24] ---**
Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir!
***SIGN*** Let's Get Normal Classroom Study on Base!
**[23:27] ---**
Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E165 - Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir! / Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKN45/kululu-acting-commander-sir--koyuki-normal-extra-hard-training-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
Emergencies happen without any warning.
**[01:40] ---**
Now just this one...
**[01:44] ---**
Gero!
**[01:46] ---**
He strained his back?
**[01:48] ---**
Correct. And right afterwards,
he was admitted at the space hospital.
**[01:52] ---**
Hmph. Proof that he slacks off all the time.
**[01:55] ---**
Well, I'm sure we'll be fine without him.
**[01:58] ---**
About that...
**[02:00] ---**
The ambassador from another planet is
suddenly coming over to observe Pekopon.
**[02:05] ---**
What?!
**[02:07] ---**
We have to entertain him.
**[02:09] ---**
Of all times, it had to be now!
**[02:12] ---**
Who's going to take command?
**[02:14] ---**
According to military law,
in the event of an emergency,
**[02:17] ---**
such as the absence of the commander,
the next highest-ranking member takes over.
**[02:22] ---**
Then...
***SIGN*** Private 2nd Class
***SIGN*** Lance Corporal
***SIGN*** Corporal
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major
**[02:32] ---**
Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
Of all people, it's the ambassador of Bureaucrazy,
the planet where everyone's ornery!
**[02:42] ---**
But Keron is trying to form an alliance
with Bureaucrazy, so here we are.
***SIGN*** Acting Commander
**[02:47] ---**
Of course we must please him
with our hospitality.
**[02:49] ---**
But we must also be careful not
to offend him, knowingly or not.
**[03:03] ---**
Your shabby base here
befits this filthy planet.
**[03:07] ---**
The Keron army fails to impress, too.
**[03:10] ---**
What's that look?
Do you have something to say?
**[03:13] ---**
No...
**[03:15] ---**
Letting Kululu handle
this insulting goon is nuts!
**[03:20] ---**
Way too dangerous!
**[03:22] ---**
Now!
**[03:26] ---**
K-Kululu-dono...
**[03:29] ---**
S-Salute...
**[03:49] ---**
Welcome and thank you for
coming, Mr. Ambassador.
**[03:51] ---**
What?!
**[03:52] ---**
Tama?!
**[03:54] ---**
It was a beautiful salute,
**[03:57] ---**
the kind people would talk about
for ages to come.
**[04:01] ---**
I am the acting commander of the
Keroro Platoon, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[04:05] ---**
Acting commander?
**[04:06] ---**
What happened to the real commander?
**[04:08] ---**
He was hospitalized after a sudden injury.
**[04:12] ---**
I shall accompany you today, Ambassador.
***SIGN*** Right Angle
**[04:15] ---**
A right angle!
**[04:17] ---**
First, I shall give you a tour of the base.
**[04:21] ---**
Lead the way.
***SIGN*** Stunned...
**[04:25] ---**
This is a measly room.
**[04:27] ---**
The difference between your planet's
military facilities and this
**[04:31] ---**
is the difference between
an adult and child.
**[04:33] ---**
W-What's going on here?!
**[04:35] ---**
Kululu-senpai has changed!
**[04:38] ---**
I cannot believe my eyes.
**[04:40] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[04:40] ---**
Yes?!
**[04:41] ---**
The ambassador must be tired.
**[04:43] ---**
Prepare the large bath.
**[04:45] ---**
R-Right!
**[04:47] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo, prepare the
bowling alley in the recreation room.
**[04:49] ---**
R-Right!
**[04:51] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, you have
already prepared lunch in the kitchen,
**[04:54] ---**
so stand by.
**[04:56] ---**
Okay!
**[04:57] ---**
And now let's move on to the
next facility, Mr. Ambassador.
**[05:01] ---**
I can't believe this!
**[05:02] ---**
He is so commanding...
**[05:05] ---**
I'm moved to tears.
***SIGN*** Space Emergency Hospital
**[05:08] ---**
Meanwhile, Sergeant Keroro...
**[05:13] ---**
...is also fired up.
**[05:17] ---**
Or, like, repose required?
**[05:21] ---**
Please have a seat, Ambassador.
**[05:23] ---**
So I shall.
***SIGN*** Thumbtack
**[05:27] ---**
Thumbtack.
**[05:28] ---**
What's a thumbtack doing here?!
**[05:30] ---**
It will give him an extra hole in the butt!
**[05:33] ---**
If I say there's a thumbtack on the chair,
it'll just sound like sarcasm!
***SIGN*** Stab
**[05:44] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[05:45] ---**
Oh... I apologize.
**[05:48] ---**
Ambassador, my subordinate's
blunder is my responsibility.
**[05:51] ---**
Please forgive him.
**[05:53] ---**
Let's just not see any more "blunders."
**[05:56] ---**
Unless you want the amicable relationship
between our planets to fall apart.
**[05:59] ---**
Don't worry, Corporal Giroro.
**[06:02] ---**
Just do better.
**[06:04] ---**
S-Sorry... Kululu.
**[06:07] ---**
H-He seems so dependable...
**[06:09] ---**
If Kululu were commander, maybe
we really could invade Pekopon!
**[06:18] ---**
Lunch will be brought out in a moment.
**[06:22] ---**
Don't tell me he's...
**[06:32] ---**
Then he is deliberately putting us in a bind,
**[06:34] ---**
all so he can enjoy seeing how we react?!
**[06:38] ---**
He is more wicked at heart than I am!
**[06:41] ---**
That dirtbag.
**[06:42] ---**
That is so terrible!
**[06:43] ---**
He is a lowdown snake!
**[06:46] ---**
For lunch, we've prepared
our platoon's special curry.
**[06:52] ---**
Please choose whichever plate you like.
**[06:55] ---**
Knowing him, this must be a trap.
**[07:00] ---**
My guess is one of these plates is
heaped with extremely spicy curry.
**[07:04] ---**
We cannot let the ambassador eat it!
**[07:07] ---**
Then...
**[07:10] ---**
Please, Ambassador! Choose a safe curry!
**[07:15] ---**
This one!
**[07:19] ---**
That's the one!
**[07:20] ---**
Dororo! Tamama and I will
distract the ambassador!
**[07:23] ---**
Meanwhile, you...
**[07:24] ---**
Roger!
**[07:25] ---**
Th-That's...
**[07:27] ---**
What is it?
**[07:28] ---**
Swish!
**[07:30] ---**
What is it?
**[07:31] ---**
Oh...
**[07:31] ---**
It turned out to be nothing.
**[07:33] ---**
Th-Then let's eat!
**[07:36] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[07:43] ---**
They're all super-spicy.
**[07:46] ---**
Spicy!
**[07:49] ---**
I love spicy food.
***SIGN*** Another Helping
**[07:51] ---**
More!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Pekopon! Welcome, Ambassador of Bureaucrazy Chitty Chitty Bowling Tournament
**[07:56] ---**
He puts us to shame.
**[08:03] ---**
The last throw.
**[08:04] ---**
The ambassador will win
unless he throws a gutter ball.
**[08:08] ---**
Letting the person feel good by
winning is part of hospitality.
**[08:12] ---**
Here I go!
**[08:14] ---**
Toss.
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:20] ---**
At this rate, never mind a gutter ball!
He will slip and fall on his face!
**[08:25] ---**
I shall step in!
**[08:32] ---**
Nice!
***SIGN*** Push
**[08:40] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Toss
**[08:45] ---**
This is bad!
**[08:46] ---**
It will slip into the gutter!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Pekopon! Welcome, Ambassador of Bureaucrazy Chitty Chitty Bowling Tournament
**[08:58] ---**
Gutter ball, huh?
**[09:00] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Bath
**[09:05] ---**
Nothing better than a bath after bowling.
**[09:10] ---**
Somehow we made it safely this far.
**[09:13] ---**
We just need to hold out a little longer.
**[09:23] ---**
A... A toupee!
**[09:25] ---**
It'll be bad if he realizes we know!
**[09:29] ---**
If we can return it to the ambassador's
head without him noticing...
**[09:35] ---**
Oh, no! Get it before Kululu!
**[09:37] ---**
Right!
***SIGN*** Bars of Soap x3
**[09:40] ---**
Three bars of soap!
**[09:42] ---**
Tama!
**[09:43] ---**
Wha...?!
**[10:00] ---**
Wha...?!
**[10:01] ---**
He...
**[10:02] ---**
Huh?!
**[10:04] ---**
This is a nice bath.
**[10:06] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[10:13] ---**
I had a good time.
**[10:15] ---**
Farewell!
**[10:23] ---**
Somehow we got through that safely.
**[10:26] ---**
I can't take any more of
Acting Commander Kululu.
**[10:29] ---**
Still...
**[10:30] ---**
...at the very end, he got us all out
of a pinch with that toupee business.
**[10:34] ---**
Does it mean that when all's said
and done, he's a Keronian soldier?
**[10:42] ---**
Are we having another visitor today?
**[10:45] ---**
Where's Keroro?! His back
must be fine by now!
**[10:49] ---**
Actually...
**[10:50] ---**
Keron HQ summoned Uncle.
***SIGN*** Adhesive
**[10:54] ---**
The ambassador of Bureaucrazy can't
remove his superglued hairpiece,
**[10:58] ---**
so Uncle is apparently being reprimanded.
***SIGN*** Adhesive
**[11:00] ---**
Adhesive.
**[11:02] ---**
Or, like, boss's onus?
**[11:05] ---**
Why?! Why?!
**[11:07] ---**
That's too strict!
***SIGN*** Commander's Responsibility
**[11:09] ---**
What?!
**[11:10] ---**
I cannot believe this...
**[11:11] ---**
Therefore, Acting Commander
Kululu is in charge today, too.
***SIGN*** Acting Commander
**[11:18] ---**
What can I say?
**[11:20] ---**
And so, another nightmarish day
has begun for the Keroro Platoon.
**[11:35] ---**
Have you ever thought, "I'm normal"?
**[11:40] ---**
What are you going to do
next Sunday, Koyuki-chan?
**[11:43] ---**
Sunday?
**[11:45] ---**
I'll spend it the usual way.
**[11:47] ---**
After hunting wild boars with a friend,
**[11:50] ---**
I'll take care of a baby hawk
that I found fallen from its nest
**[11:54] ---**
deep in the mountains.
**[11:58] ---**
H-Huh...
**[11:59] ---**
That's really unusual...
**[12:02] ---**
Really?
**[12:04] ---**
It's normal, right?
**[12:05] ---**
I-It may be a little unusual...
**[12:09] ---**
I have to prepare the hawk's food!
**[12:12] ---**
So I'll take my leave here.
**[12:16] ---**
Goodbye!
**[12:18] ---**
S-See you!
**[12:20] ---**
She really is unusual...
**[12:26] ---**
Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!
**[12:32] ---**
Lessons to be normal?
**[12:34] ---**
Indeed.
**[12:35] ---**
The commander and the others are
holding a "Let's Become Normal" class,
**[12:39] ---**
and they suggested you take a
trial lesson, Koyuki-dono.
**[12:44] ---**
Normal, huh?
**[12:46] ---**
If you do not wish to, that is fine.
**[12:49] ---**
No, I do!
***SIGN*** Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
**[12:53] ---**
Welcome, Lady Koyuki!
**[12:57] ---**
Young people today don't understand
common sense or good manners.
**[13:02] ---**
At this rate, the country
will lose its beauty.
**[13:05] ---**
Therefore...
***SIGN*** Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
**[13:07] ---**
...we are holding lessons so that
today's youngsters at least become
**[13:11] ---**
tomorrow's normal adults.
**[13:13] ---**
You're taking these lessons on a trial basis,
**[13:16] ---**
so you don't need to pay tuition.
***SIGN*** Helping Handout
**[13:18] ---**
Or, like, helping handout?
**[13:20] ---**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[13:23] ---**
Starting right now, you are
Trainee Azumaya Koyuki!
**[13:26] ---**
You answer your instructors
with "yes" or "no"!
**[13:28] ---**
"Yes, sir" or "no, sir" is even better!
**[13:31] ---**
Do you understand?
**[13:32] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[13:33] ---**
No! Salute when you answer!
**[13:37] ---**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[13:40] ---**
People normally don't sleep on ceilings!
**[13:42] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[13:45] ---**
People normally don't
enter through the window!
**[13:48] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[13:51] ---**
People normally don't walk on top of a fence!
**[13:54] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[13:57] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[13:58] ---**
It's going well, isn't it, Corporal Giroro?
**[14:01] ---**
As expected, Azumaya Koyoki has
outstanding physical ability
**[14:05] ---**
as well as high-level ninja skills.
**[14:09] ---**
If we can continue to fool her
with this training,
**[14:12] ---**
we'll turn Lady Koyuki into our agent,
Pekoponian spy number one!
***SIGN*** Intelligence Operative
***SIGN*** Secret Agent
**[14:18] ---**
Giroro is helping out of personal feelings,
**[14:20] ---**
and has taken it upon himself
to be her hard-driving coach!
**[14:23] ---**
You are really getting mileage out of
your dirty, wicked heart!
**[14:25] ---**
People normally don't fly on kites!
**[14:25] ---**
Gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
**[14:28] ---**
That is all for today's training!
**[14:31] ---**
Thank you, Instructor!
**[14:34] ---**
"Yes, sir!" and "No, sir!"
**[14:38] ---**
Lady Koyuki!
**[14:40] ---**
How was your lesson today?
**[14:42] ---**
Great! It was fun.
**[14:44] ---**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[14:45] ---**
But is it really a lesson
for becoming normal?
**[14:49] ---**
Gulp! O-Of course!
***SIGN*** Kerobal Standard
**[14:51] ---**
This is that thing they
call the global standard!
***SIGN*** Kerobal Standard
Global Standard
**[14:57] ---**
By the way, I'd like you to keep
**[14:59] ---**
these lessons a secret from
Lady Natsumi and Dororo.
**[15:04] ---**
I mean, we're still in the trial stages,
**[15:07] ---**
and I want to surprise
Lady Natsumi later, see?
**[15:10] ---**
Okay, got it! I'll keep it a secret.
**[15:13] ---**
Thank you!
**[15:15] ---**
Bye for now!
**[15:17] ---**
Yes, sir! No, sir!
**[15:17] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[15:22] ---**
Aikawa-san!
**[15:24] ---**
Here!
**[15:25] ---**
Aoki-kun!
**[15:26] ---**
Here!
**[15:27] ---**
Azumaya-san...
**[15:29] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[15:31] ---**
Okay, who can solve this problem?
**[15:34] ---**
No, sir!
**[15:39] ---**
And so, Instructor Giroro and the others'
lessons about normality continue.
**[15:44] ---**
Throwing stars are no good. Use a gun!
**[15:46] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[15:50] ---**
Messenger pigeons are no good.
Learn how to hack!
**[15:53] ---**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Normal Normal Normal Normal
**[15:54] ---**
Smiling all the time is no good.
**[15:56] ---**
You need to have an inner and outer side.
**[16:05] ---**
It's sad, but this is war, you know?
**[16:07] ---**
Wrong! That's Lieutenant Sleggar!
***SIGN*** Instructor
Keroro
**[16:10] ---**
You need to do Conscon!
**[16:13] ---**
I'm surprised Solomon would fail so easily.
**[16:16] ---**
No! That's Dozle Zabi! Conscon's boss!
**[16:21] ---**
Koyuki-san's spy level has passed 70%!
**[16:24] ---**
Or, like, sailing smoothly?
**[16:27] ---**
Wonderful!
**[16:29] ---**
Soon, our Pekoponian spy will be born!
**[16:32] ---**
Yay!
**[16:33] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[16:36] ---**
I don't like that woman.
**[16:38] ---**
Besides, this kind of roundabout plan
doesn't agree with me.
**[16:41] ---**
It's fine! This'll be the fastest way
to get to the invasion.
**[16:50] ---**
Excuse me.
**[16:55] ---**
Koyuki-chan?
**[16:56] ---**
Oh! Natsumi-san!
**[16:58] ---**
What's up with you lately?
**[17:00] ---**
Being normal is kind of hard.
**[17:03] ---**
Did something happen?
**[17:06] ---**
That's a secret.
**[17:10] ---**
I know! For a change of pace, how about
doing something together on Sunday?
**[17:16] ---**
You mean a date?!
**[17:18] ---**
W-Well, more like just normal hanging out...
**[17:21] ---**
Normal...
**[17:23] ---**
That's it!
**[17:24] ---**
What is it?
**[17:25] ---**
Never mind! It's nothing!
**[17:27] ---**
I'm on my way!
**[17:31] ---**
"On my way"?
***SIGN*** Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
**[17:34] ---**
That's the end of today's lesson.
**[17:37] ---**
Instructor, please give me
a lesson on a normal date!
**[17:42] ---**
Asking for more lessons
shows you've got a good attitude.
**[17:45] ---**
Well, tomorrow we'll give you special
practical training on a normal date.
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[17:50] ---**
I'm counting on you for that,
Corporal Giroro.
***SIGN*** Pat
**[17:52] ---**
Right!
**[17:54] ---**
Good luck!
**[17:55] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:56] ---**
What?!
**[17:57] ---**
I'm looking forward to it!
**[18:00] ---**
N-Normal date?!
***SIGN*** Normal Date
***SIGN*** 100 Secret City Date Spots
***SIGN*** Dating Techniques Guaranteed Not to Fail
**[18:09] ---**
A normal... A normal date...
**[18:12] ---**
A normal date... A normal date...
**[18:19] ---**
Instructor, do couples
normally go see a movie?
**[18:23] ---**
Or go shopping?
**[18:25] ---**
A normal date... A normal date...
**[18:28] ---**
A normal date... A normal date...
**[18:28] ---**
It looks good on you!
**[18:31] ---**
Doggy!
**[18:35] ---**
Normally, you eat at a place like this, right?
**[18:35] ---**
A normal date...
**[18:37] ---**
A normal date... A normal date...
**[18:41] ---**
A normal date...
**[18:47] ---**
A normal d-d-d...
***SIGN*** Gyaaah!
**[18:52] ---**
There it is!
**[18:57] ---**
A normal date...
**[18:58] ---**
Instructor?
**[18:59] ---**
A normal date...
**[19:00] ---**
A normal... A normal date...
**[19:02] ---**
Are you okay?
**[19:04] ---**
N-Nothing you need to worry about.
**[19:07] ---**
Instructor, thank you for today.
**[19:09] ---**
Thanks to you, I think my date with
Natsumi-san will go well tomorrow.
**[19:14] ---**
Because you and the other
instructors made me normal.
**[19:19] ---**
Right now, it's going really well
with Natsumi-san and me.
**[19:23] ---**
That's enough!
**[19:25] ---**
What am I doing?!
**[19:28] ---**
It's going well between
you and Natsumi-san?!
**[19:30] ---**
I quit! I don't care about
the spy thing! I'm me!
**[19:34] ---**
It's best to do things in the way
that's right for you!
**[19:38] ---**
It's best to do things in the way
**[19:40] ---**
that's right for you!
**[19:42] ---**
Sorry, but this is as far as I go.
**[19:44] ---**
I'm gonna invade my own way!
**[19:53] ---**
All right...
**[19:57] ---**
I'm done with those fake lessons!
**[20:00] ---**
Calm down!
**[20:02] ---**
Shut up! I'm going to invade my way!
**[20:05] ---**
Giroro-senpai has really flipped his lid.
**[20:07] ---**
This wouldn't have happened
if it weren't for you!
**[20:09] ---**
Lady Koyuki seemed pleased with the lessons!
**[20:12] ---**
That's not true! We were just using her!
**[20:12] ---**
What was that about Koyuki-chan?
**[20:15] ---**
I said Lady Koyuki...
**[20:18] ---**
You did something again, didn't you?
***SIGN*** I'm sorry!
**[20:27] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:37] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[20:41] ---**
You're back to your old self, Koyuki-chan.
**[20:44] ---**
Yes!
**[20:45] ---**
I thought maybe I should just be myself.
**[20:48] ---**
I think so, too.
**[20:50] ---**
Being the normal Koyuki-chan
without trying too hard is best.
**[20:55] ---**
Thank...
**[20:57] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:01] ---**
Come on, let's go!
**[21:04] ---**
Koyuki-chan?!
**[21:08] ---**
What is that?
**[21:09] ---**
There is no normal.
Because everyone's special.
**[21:13] ---**
Case closed, eh, Koyuki-dono?
**[21:17] ---**
Still...
**[21:19] ---**
I'm sorry, Lady Koyuki...
**[21:21] ---**
Forgive me, Natsumi!
**[21:24] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[21:27] ---**
Hey! Don't grind on me!
**[21:29] ---**
Gero! I wanna be a normal invader!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
Natsumi here!
**[23:08] ---**
Fuyuki here!
**[23:09] ---**
Wettle King became a superhero
and flew off into space, right?
**[23:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[23:14] ---**
Then... why are they doing it again?
**[23:17] ---**
Because it's a seasonal thing...
**[23:19] ---**
That aside,
***SIGN*** Keroro Cooler
***SIGN*** Keroro Air Sales
**[23:20] ---**
do you remember Coin Cooler?
***SIGN*** Fury
**[23:22] ---**
Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir!
**[23:26] ---**
Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E166 - Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir! / Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X8PG/keroro-smash-wettle-robot-sir--keroro-charge-wettle-human-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:34] ---**
This is what happened on a rare clear day
**[01:36] ---**
near the end of the humid rainy season.
**[01:43] ---**
This feels good. I love a blue sky.
**[01:46] ---**
That reminds me. I wonder
how Wettle King is doing.
**[01:50] ---**
Wettle King?
**[01:53] ---**
Sarge intended him to be an
evil hero to torture you,
**[01:56] ---**
since you hate slugs.
***SIGN*** Plop
**[01:59] ---**
But he reformed completely in the end
and became a superhero.
**[02:07] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[02:15] ---**
I bet he's out there in deep space,
**[02:18] ---**
fighting in the name of peace.
**[02:20] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:22] ---**
But why did you suddenly bring him up?
**[02:24] ---**
Well...
**[02:25] ---**
...I was looking at the
blooming hydrangeas...
**[02:28] ---**
...and saw this.
**[02:31] ---**
S-S-Sl...
**[02:40] ---**
Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir!
**[02:47] ---**
You need to wash your hands
after just seeing a slug?
**[02:51] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[02:53] ---**
It was a slug!
**[02:54] ---**
Just looking at one brings back
the sensation of touching them!
**[02:58] ---**
Just imagining how slimy they are
gives me the shivers...
**[03:02] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[03:05] ---**
What are you two doing?!
**[03:08] ---**
Isn't it obvious?
**[03:10] ---**
I'm doing a temporary
assembly of an MG The O.
**[03:12] ---**
And I am eating snacks.
**[03:15] ---**
Listen! I told you to do the laundry
while it's still nice outside!
***SIGN*** Foo
**[03:20] ---**
Y-You...
**[03:22] ---**
...stupid frog!
**[03:25] ---**
She's mad! She's mad! And I'm scared!
**[03:27] ---**
I am scared! She is a monster!
**[03:29] ---**
Ah! I have a feeling this is a repeat
of a scene from last year...
**[03:33] ---**
In psychological terms, deja vu?
***SIGN*** Deja Vu
**[03:35] ---**
Maybe...
**[03:37] ---**
And so, it's that time again!
**[03:39] ---**
Munchkin Hero Time!
**[03:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:43] ---**
I knew it!
**[03:47] ---**
Hey! Again?!
**[03:50] ---**
The new and improved Natsumigeddon
is even more ferocious than before!
**[03:54] ---**
Gero gero, Lady Natsumi!
**[03:56] ---**
Do you really think I'm so uninspired
that I'd just repeat myself?
**[04:01] ---**
What's different?!
**[04:03] ---**
Look at this!
**[04:06] ---**
A camera! B camera!
**[04:08] ---**
C camera!
**[04:09] ---**
We're going to record every inch
of this battle of the century,
**[04:12] ---**
and then I, the famed "God of Editing,"
will use my skills
**[04:15] ---**
to craft it into a first-rate piece
of entertainment and make a killing!
**[04:19] ---**
That is, we'll make it public!
**[04:21] ---**
The simultaneous recording is ready, too!
**[04:24] ---**
Then, with everything settled,
let's all call our champion of justice!
**[04:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:28] ---**
It's not settled!
**[04:32] ---**
Sis, look!
**[04:36] ---**
That is...
**[04:37] ---**
Here they come!
**[04:39] ---**
What are those toys?
**[04:41] ---**
P-Pretending they're real
**[04:43] ---**
is the adult response!
**[04:45] ---**
Will our hero beat the evil Natsumigeddon
this time, boys and girls?
**[04:49] ---**
He'll win! He'll win!
**[04:50] ---**
All right! Then...
**[04:55] ---**
Wettle Fight!
**[05:03] ---**
That's...
**[05:05] ---**
Wet!
**[05:07] ---**
Wettle King! Why...?
**[05:09] ---**
Yay!
**[05:11] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:11] ---**
Wettle King came back for us!
**[05:15] ---**
That's right!
**[05:16] ---**
Wet...
**[05:18] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[05:19] ---**
Wettle King set off into space after
his eyes were opened to his heroic heart!
**[05:23] ---**
You came back as a villain?
**[05:26] ---**
Wet!
**[05:29] ---**
Stop! Stop it, Wettle King!
**[05:32] ---**
Have you forgotten your heroic heart?!
**[05:37] ---**
Wet!
**[05:40] ---**
He just smashed the defunct 0 series
Hikari shinkansen!
**[05:43] ---**
Wet wet wet wet!
**[05:47] ---**
Wet!
**[05:50] ---**
Now I get it!
**[05:52] ---**
Get what?
**[05:53] ---**
That Wettle King is an impostor
made out of space metal!
**[05:57] ---**
Say what?!
**[05:58] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[06:00] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[06:01] ---**
If you think it's got the same properties as
the original, you've got another think coming!
**[06:06] ---**
There!
**[06:08] ---**
Wet!
**[06:09] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[06:15] [SONG] ---**
You destroy the precious peace...
**[06:22] [SONG] ---**
There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
enemy! Fight, our Wettle King!
**[06:26] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[06:29] ---**
I knew it!
**[06:30] ---**
So, what is it?
**[06:31] ---**
Everyone! It's time for our
new hero, Mecha Wettle King,
**[06:32] [SONG] ---**
That squishy, slimy valiant figure
**[06:35] [SONG] ---**
Has a sticky, gooey body of justice.
**[06:35] ---**
to beat the giant evil monster,
Natsumigeddon!
**[06:39] ---**
All right!
**[06:42] [SONG] ---**
Until the day comes when we
**[06:45] [SONG] ---**
Make the blue, sparkling Pekopon ours,
**[06:45] ---**
Natsumi-dono!
**[06:47] ---**
This Mecha Wettle King
**[06:48] ---**
has a system where it moves
according to my movements!
**[06:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are awesome!
**[06:55] [SONG] ---**
Fight, run, stick to things!
**[06:55] ---**
What the?
**[06:56] ---**
Here I go!
**[06:58] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
**[06:59] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[07:01] ---**
Sis!
**[07:02] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[07:02] ---**
Here I come, Lady Natsumi!
What's the matter?
**[07:06] ---**
Mecha!
**[07:08] ---**
Mecha!
**[07:10] ---**
Mecha!
**[07:12] ---**
S-Sis isn't fighting!
She's just being pushed back.
**[07:14] ---**
When I just imagine how
sticky and slimy they are...
**[07:20] ---**
I can't!
**[07:21] ---**
You did it, Mr. Sergeant!
It is so terrifying that she is helpless!
**[07:26] ---**
The fight's over.
**[07:26] ---**
I'll deliver the final blow.
**[07:28] ---**
My fist will become like a thing
of slime! Secret technique!
**[07:31] ---**
Wettle Punch!
***SIGN*** Wettle Punch
**[07:34] ---**
Sis!
**[07:37] ---**
It's over.
***SIGN*** Swish
**[07:42] ---**
Huh? This punch...
**[07:44] ---**
It isn't sticky or slimy.
**[07:46] ---**
Wha...?!
**[07:48] ---**
W-What's going on here?!
**[07:49] ---**
Hey! Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[07:52] ---**
That's because it's a mech,
not a living thing.
**[07:54] ---**
If you think about it,
there's no way it'd be sticky or slimy.
***SIGN*** Smooth
**[07:58] ---**
Th-Then the whole thing is pointless!
**[08:02] ---**
A mech, huh?
**[08:02] ---**
Gulp!
**[08:04] ---**
So your movements are transmitted
to this robot, right?
**[08:09] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[08:10] ---**
Then maybe the opposite is true too, huh?
**[08:13] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[08:16] ---**
Then how about this?!
**[08:18] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[08:20] ---**
Kero!
**[08:21] ---**
Just like the real one, fly off
into the far reaches of space!
**[08:26] ---**
Kero!
**[08:28] ---**
Mecha Wet!
***SIGN*** Mecha Wettle King
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[08:32] ---**
That's Natsumi for you.
**[08:34] ---**
It looks like I didn't need
to give this to her.
**[08:36] ---**
But Keroro isn't the kind of guy
who'd give up after a defeat like this.
**[08:41] ---**
Corporal Giroro is correct,
as we'll see after the commercial,
**[08:45] ---**
when a powered-up Mecha Wettle King and
Keroro's new ambition attack Natsumi! Maybe!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[08:55] ---**
H-Hot!
**[08:57] ---**
There!
**[09:00] ---**
Refreshing!
**[09:02] ---**
All right! Wettle Punch!
**[09:05] ---**
Wet!
***SIGN*** Wettle Punch
***SIGN*** Keroro Cooler
***SIGN*** Keroro Air Sales
**[09:08] ---**
Taking out villains is a snap
if you've got the Keroro Cooler.
**[09:13] ---**
I'm so proud!
**[09:14] ---**
Well, Sergeant Major Kululu?
**[09:16] ---**
Did you get it done while the
fake commercial was buying time?
**[09:21] ---**
I'm not a genius for nothing.
**[09:23] ---**
Look. It's complete.
**[09:31] ---**
Its tough body is stronger than steel
and it's more supple than a silk thread!
**[09:35] ---**
But on the other hand, its skin is wet
and its arms and legs are sticky!
**[09:38] ---**
It is really wet and sticky!
**[09:40] ---**
Sergeant Major, how did you
get it to be so sticky?
**[09:45] ---**
That's a trade secret.
**[09:47] ---**
Gero gero.
**[09:48] ---**
Well, that's not important,
as long as it achieves its objective!
**[09:52] ---**
However, just remember this.
**[09:55] ---**
Don't turn off its limiter.
**[09:57] ---**
Limiter?
**[09:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:59] ---**
If you do, not even I
will be able to stop it.
**[10:01] ---**
I don't need to count on that.
Standard tactics should be plenty.
**[10:10] ---**
And it was such a nice day this morning.
**[10:12] ---**
But I hope it'll be okay.
**[10:14] ---**
I can't imagine Sarge giving up so easily.
**[10:17] ---**
It's fine.
**[10:18] ---**
Even if he's got another one,
as long as it's not slimy, I won't be scared.
**[10:21] ---**
I hope you're right.
**[10:22] ---**
The next time one shows up,
**[10:24] ---**
you can bet I'll...
**[10:25] ---**
Hi! It's time!
**[10:28] ---**
Mois-chan?!
**[10:29] ---**
This is the final episode of
*Munchkin Hero Time!*
**[10:32] ---**
This is finally the end of that
evil Pekoponian monster...
**[10:35] ---**
I... I'm sorry, Natsumi-san!
These are my lines!
**[10:39] ---**
This is the end of Natsumigeddon!
**[10:43] ---**
What is this?!
**[10:45] ---**
It looks like another planet, Sis.
**[10:47] ---**
But space looks a little
bluer than I would imagine.
**[10:50] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:53] ---**
For the new season, we've scaled up
to a new location: space!
**[10:56] ---**
And...
**[11:01] ---**
Sis, something's coming.
**[11:03] ---**
Yeah...
**[11:04] ---**
A mini-car?
**[11:05] ---**
Why is there a mini-car in space?
**[11:08] ---**
Closing your eyes to the contradictions
of the set-up details
**[11:11] ---**
is the adult reaction!
**[11:13] ---**
Now, Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:15] ---**
Wettle Fight!
**[11:18] ---**
Two Dash!
**[11:23] ---**
Mecha Wettle King 2!
**[11:28] ---**
Mecha Wet Two!
**[11:31] ---**
Be careful, Sis!
Sarge is strangely confident!
**[11:34] ---**
No matter how many times he comes,
the result will be the same!
**[11:36] ---**
Is that right? Gero gero gero!
**[11:39] ---**
The final battle between Natsumi and
Mecha Wettle King 2 has started with a bang!
**[11:44] ---**
The fight will play out
**[11:45] ---**
right after these real, lovely commercials!
**[11:55] ---**
And so,
**[11:56] ---**
the final showdown between Natsumi and
Mecha Wettle King 2 has begun at last!
***SIGN*** The Final Showdown
**[12:00] ---**
It's the final duel!
**[12:03] ---**
Cheer on Mecha Wettle King 2,
girls and boys!
**[12:07] ---**
Okay!
**[12:11] ---**
Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
**[12:17] ---**
Mecha Wet 2!
**[12:20] ---**
The result will be a repeat of last time!
**[12:22] ---**
We'll see about that.
**[12:24] ---**
Get a load of my new, reborn...
**[12:26] ---**
...Wettle Punch!
***SIGN*** Wettle Punch
**[12:28] ---**
Mechani!
**[12:29] ---**
Sis!
**[12:30] ---**
Hmph! This is nothing!
**[12:37] ---**
Sis?!
**[12:38] ---**
Did you see that?
**[12:40] ---**
Sarge!
**[12:41] ---**
Do you get it?
**[12:42] ---**
The powered-up Mecha Wettle King 2
is as slimy, sticky, and shiny
**[12:47] ---**
as a real slug!
**[12:49] ---**
Uh huh!
**[12:50] ---**
W-What?!
**[12:55] ---**
So what do you think about this?
**[12:58] ---**
Mecha Wet 2!
**[13:06] ---**
It made me sticky!
**[13:08] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[13:09] ---**
Rolling missiles!
They're Mecha Wettle King 2's new weapon!
**[13:13] ---**
Oh, no. At this rate, Sis will...
**[13:16] ---**
Natsumi!
**[13:20] ---**
What's this?
**[13:21] ---**
Put it on!
**[13:22] ---**
Giroro!
**[13:23] ---**
Put it on, Natsumi!
**[13:24] ---**
That's not fair, Giroro!
**[13:26] ---**
Got it!
**[13:29] ---**
That's it! Now get mad!
**[13:31] ---**
Charge it up with the electrical
current of your fury!
**[13:34] ---**
Fury?
**[13:34] ---**
Mecha Wet 2!
**[13:36] ---**
You...
**[13:38] ---**
You put me through this!
**[13:40] ---**
You stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[13:44] ---**
What is this?!
**[13:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, w-what is that?!
**[13:51] ---**
Hmph! That's just for show!
**[13:53] ---**
Go! My most powerful weapon, flinging
the rapidly-spinning head at my enemy!
**[13:57] ---**
Wettle Collider!
**[13:58] ---**
Disconnect!
**[14:02] ---**
Mecha Wet 2!
**[14:04] ---**
Wait! Don't fire yet!
**[14:07] ---**
I can do this!
**[14:08] ---**
This is dangerous, so get back, Fuyuki!
**[14:10] ---**
Right!
**[14:11] ---**
I don't even care that it's
sticky and slimy this way!
**[14:13] ---**
That suit runs on the electrical current
produced by your anger.
**[14:16] ---**
The angrier you get, the more powerful it is!
**[14:19] ---**
Thanks for the explanation!
**[14:21] ---**
What are you going to do, Mr. Sergeant?
**[14:23] ---**
I'm just getting started!
**[14:25] ---**
Go! One more time! Wettle Collider!
**[14:26] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[14:28] ---**
Too slow!
**[14:29] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[14:30] ---**
Wait, I said!
**[14:31] ---**
Go, Sis!
**[14:33] ---**
It looks like you're in trouble!
**[14:36] ---**
Now for the coup de grace!
**[14:39] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[14:47] ---**
Sis!
**[14:48] ---**
Now! Rolling missiles again!
**[14:51] ---**
Mecha Wet!
**[15:07] ---**
Huh?
**[15:08] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! It's not responding!
**[15:10] ---**
Strange. That's... Huh?
***SIGN*** Deactivate
**[15:13] ---**
The limiter is deactivating itself!
***SIGN*** Limiter Deactivated
**[15:20] ---**
W-What the...?!
**[15:21] ---**
Kululu! What's going on?!
***SIGN*** Sticky-slimy
**[15:27] ---**
Sticky-slimy...
**[15:30] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[15:32] ---**
A human slug?!
**[15:35] ---**
It was a pain to make it
slimy and sticky, see?
**[15:38] ---**
So I made a giant slug and stuck it
in a robotic-like suit.
**[15:42] ---**
Then it isn't a robot at all!
**[15:44] ---**
Of course!
**[15:46] ---**
Sticky-slimy, sticky-slimy, sticky-slimy...
**[15:49] ---**
Sticky-slimy!
**[15:54] ---**
Sticky!
**[15:57] ---**
What is that?!
**[16:00] ---**
Sticky-slimy!
**[16:03] ---**
H-How about that, Lady Natsumi?!
**[16:05] ---**
This is the day I achieve victory...
**[16:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:11] ---**
Watch out!
**[16:12] ---**
Are you okay?
**[16:14] ---**
Thank you!
**[16:15] ---**
Gero! Wait! The enemy is over there!
**[16:19] ---**
Yuck! It's all sticky and slimy!
**[16:21] ---**
Once the limiter was deactivated,
**[16:23] ---**
it went wild and couldn't tell the difference
between friend and foe.
**[16:28] ---**
But why is it running wild?!
**[16:29] ---**
It seems its instincts are
strongly reacting to something.
**[16:38] ---**
Come on! Who cares about that?!
**[16:40] ---**
I... I can't breathe! Help me, Lady Natsumi!
**[16:43] ---**
You reap what you sow!
**[16:45] ---**
Use this as a moment of reflection!
**[16:50] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[16:52] ---**
Sheesh! This is the last time!
**[16:55] ---**
Yay!
**[16:56] ---**
Halt!
**[16:58] ---**
Sis! Giroro!
**[17:05] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:06] ---**
It's got all of us!
**[17:09] ---**
Sis!
**[17:10] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:11] ---**
Dororo...
**[17:12] ---**
Fuyuki-dono, I shall handle...
**[17:14] ---**
Whoa! I was careless!
**[17:15] ---**
Why did you even bother coming, Dororo?!
**[17:17] ---**
It is so sticky and slimy,
my knife cannot get a grip on it!
**[17:22] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[17:23] ---**
It's too late for regrets!
**[17:25] ---**
Natsumi! Get a hold of yourself!
**[17:27] ---**
It's making me skinny!
**[17:29] ---**
You!
**[17:30] ---**
Kululu, isn't there anything you can do?
***SIGN*** Salt
**[17:33] ---**
Nope.
**[17:34] ---**
There was a mass panic
after Mecha Wettle King 2
**[17:37] ---**
turned into Wettle Human and went berserk!
**[17:47] ---**
Tch!
**[17:48] ---**
Mindless...
**[17:50] ---**
Too late...
**[17:51] ---**
What should I do? There must be some way...
**[17:54] ---**
That's it!
**[17:57] ---**
Um, what are you doing?
**[18:00] ---**
There!
**[18:02] ---**
Red is for transformation and
blue is for him to appear, right?
**[18:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki... That's...
**[18:09] ---**
I... I'll do it, too!
**[18:10] ---**
Don't tell me you guys are...
**[18:12] ---**
Wettle King went off into
the far reaches of space!
**[18:16] ---**
Wettle King made a promise!
**[18:19] ---**
To return in a time of peril!
**[18:21] ---**
Please, help Uncle!
**[18:24] ---**
Or, like, total despair?
***SIGN*** Pencil
**[18:26] ---**
Here.
**[18:28] ---**
My finger hurts, but...
**[18:30] ---**
Spin, spin, spin!
**[18:32] ---**
It's pointless! You're wasting your time!
**[18:35] ---**
But then...
**[18:36] ---**
...Fuyuki and Mois's own heroic hearts,
purely seeking out a hero,
**[18:39] ---**
create a huge Wettle sign in space.
**[18:46] ---**
Wettle!
**[18:49] [SONG] ---**
After the dumb fight is over,
**[18:55] [SONG] ---**
That heroic heart slowly awakens,
**[18:56] ---**
That's...
**[18:59] [SONG] ---**
And the valiant Wettle King goes on a journey.
**[19:01] ---**
That's...
**[19:02] ---**
Indeed!
**[19:02] ---**
It's him!
**[19:05] [SONG] ---**
Those soft, dazzling eyes!
**[19:05] ---**
Wettle!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
**[19:09] [SONG] ---**
Although they're so tiny
that they can't be seen.
**[19:09] ---**
W-Wettle King!
**[19:12] ---**
He really did come!
**[19:13] ---**
The real Wettle King is here, boys and girls!
**[19:15] [SONG] ---**
Smiling, gleaming Pekopon
**[19:18] ---**
Wet!
**[19:19] [SONG] ---**
Is his faraway homeworld.
**[19:19] ---**
I'm glad that he's here,
but can he beat this thing?!
**[19:29] [SONG] ---**
Don't hesitate! Don't look back again!
**[19:32] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy, sticky
**[19:33] ---**
Wet!
**[19:35] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[19:37] ---**
Wet!
**[19:51] ---**
Wettle Web!
**[19:54] ---**
The Wettle Web changes creatures that
have been transformed into evil forms
**[19:58] ---**
back into their original forms.
**[20:01] ---**
Now!
**[20:06] ---**
Now it is safe!
**[20:07] ---**
Dororo!
**[20:30] ---**
Wet!
**[20:33] ---**
Amazing!
**[20:34] ---**
Wettle King won without
fighting his opponent!
**[20:38] ---**
Love is the strongest power!
**[20:40] ---**
Indeed.
**[20:41] ---**
Justice isn't about power. He's a true hero!
**[20:46] ---**
I am crying this time, too!
**[20:48] ---**
Boring...
**[20:50] ---**
I had faith you would come, Wettle King!
**[20:54] ---**
Dirty liar!
**[20:57] ---**
What happened?
**[20:59] ---**
The real Wettle King
came to help you out of a pinch, Sis.
**[21:04] ---**
Wet!
**[21:06] ---**
Wettle King...
**[21:07] ---**
Wet?
**[21:09] ---**
This time, he really wants
to shake your hand, Sis.
**[21:12] ---**
Okay.
**[21:16] ---**
No! I just can't do it! I... I can't!
**[21:19] ---**
Wet...
**[21:21] [SONG] ---**
Fight, run, stick to things!
**[21:21] ---**
And so, Wettle King returns to his voyage
to protect the peace in space once more.
**[21:24] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
**[21:27] ---**
Thank you! And fight!
**[21:28] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[21:29] ---**
Our Wettle King!
**[21:31] ---**
Whether he appears again
depends on his popularity!
**[21:33] ---**
Wet!
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
I'm Space Detective 556!
**[23:09] ---**
I'm here with another preview!
**[23:10] ---**
I'm Lavie!
**[23:11] ---**
But I wonder why we're appearing
more often these days.
**[23:14] ---**
They must be at a loss for new ideas!
***SIGN*** New Weapon
**[23:16] ---**
D-Don't tell me that's a sign
we're going to be killed off?!
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, wait for three minutes!
**[23:23] ---**
"556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!"
***SIGN*** One Year's Worth
***SIGN*** 365 Days' Worth
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E167 - 556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir! / Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW5J1/556-how-to-make-cup-ramen-sir--keroro-complete-the-crossword-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:30] ---**
Adhesion!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[01:39] [SONG] ---**
**[01:42] ---**
As you know, this is Space Detective 556!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[01:45] [SONG] ---**
**[01:47] ---**
Also a young friend of Sergeant Keroro's,
**[01:49] ---**
Today, as every day, he is fighting
to protect peace on Earth.
**[01:57] ---**
Or he should be.
**[01:59] ---**
Huh? What on Earth is he...?
**[02:15] ---**
He seems to be in the middle of
developing a new transformation pose.
**[02:19] ---**
Brother, I'm home!
**[02:20] ---**
Oh! Welcome home, Lavie!
**[02:23] ---**
Look, brother! The supermarket
offered me a chance at the raffle,
**[02:26] ---**
and I won this!
**[02:29] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[02:35] ---**
556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir!
**[02:41] ---**
Brother, why do we have to hide?
**[02:44] ---**
That is clearly a new type of weapon!
***SIGN*** New Type of Weapon
**[02:48] ---**
There's no way that's true...
It was a raffle prize!
**[02:52] ---**
The 6th catagory of prize!
**[02:53] ---**
That is how the enemy works.
**[02:55] ---**
They make you drop your guard, and then...
**[03:00] ---**
Just like that!
**[03:02] ---**
The enemy? What enemy?
***SIGN*** First Sale of Summer! 5 times the points if you spend over 500 yen Ultimate Bargain - 68 yen!
***SIGN*** 6th
7th
**[03:07] ---**
Look, Brother!
***SIGN*** 68 yen
**[03:09] ---**
This is called a cup ramen!
**[03:12] ---**
Cup ra-MEN?
**[03:14] ---**
Is it indeed... an ally of justice?
***SIGN*** C-Men '75
**[03:18] ---**
C-Men '75!
**[03:20] ---**
I think that's a different kind of "men"...
**[03:24] ---**
However! They will not deceive my eyes!
**[03:30] ---**
It calls itself a cup,
and yet water will not go into it!
**[03:34] ---**
It is a failure as a cup!
**[03:38] ---**
This way is more stable!
**[03:41] ---**
But the writing is upside down...
**[03:44] ---**
Yes... the writing!
***SIGN*** Calories 334kcal
Protein 1.05g
Fat 13.8g
Carbohydrates 4.24g
Sodium 1860mg
(Noodles / Other ingredients 920mg)
(Soup 940mg)
Vitamin B1 0.16mg
Vitamin B2 0.24mg
Calcium 96mg
**[03:45] ---**
Its secret is hidden among these letters!
**[03:49] ---**
Brother, you're amazing!
**[03:50] ---**
Hmm. Uhh. Let's see.
**[03:55] ---**
Lavie! Can you read this?
**[03:58] ---**
Um.
***SIGN*** Boiling water, 3 minutes! Cannot be microwaved Beware of burns!!
**[03:59] ---**
Boiling water, 3 minutes!
**[04:01] ---**
What?! Boiling, it says?!
***SIGN*** Boiling!!
**[04:04] ---**
As you wish!!
***SIGN*** Nettou
(heated battle)
(boiling water)
**[04:07] ---**
Brother... not that "nettou"
(heated battle)...
***SIGN*** Nattou
**[04:14] ---**
That's nattou...
***SIGN*** Makkou (sperm whale)
**[04:18] ---**
That's makkou (sperm whale)...
**[04:24] ---**
Brother, could that be...?!
***SIGN*** Sottou (fainting)
**[04:27] ---**
Sottou (fainting)!
**[04:29] ---**
Brother, "nettou" means hot water!
**[04:32] ---**
What?!
**[04:33] ---**
Hot water?! I can do this!
**[04:41] ---**
They stopped our water...
**[04:48] ---**
Where are you going, brother?
**[04:52] ---**
What? Really?
**[04:53] ---**
Yeah. I heard it was true.
**[04:55] ---**
That's just weird, though.
**[05:07] ---**
I wonder where 556-san
is running off to with that kettle?
**[05:10] ---**
You mustn't think about it.
We saw nothing.
**[05:13] ---**
But...
**[05:14] ---**
Nothing!
**[05:22] ---**
Welcome back, brother!
**[05:24] ---**
Lavie! We are good for water!
**[05:27] ---**
Brother... I don't think you can...
**[05:29] ---**
Don't worry!
**[05:30] ---**
I got it for free!
**[05:32] ---**
That's not what I meant...
**[05:38] ---**
They also stopped the gas...
**[05:43] ---**
Then we will use the electric stove!
**[05:45] ---**
Of course they stopped the electricity, too.
**[05:49] ---**
And we don't own an electric stove.
**[05:51] ---**
If we have no electricity, then we
just need to use candles like always!
**[06:05] ---**
Brother, is the water going to boil?
**[06:08] ---**
Maybe sometime...
**[06:15] ---**
Brother?
**[06:21] ---**
Brother...
**[06:22] ---**
We do have matches...
**[06:35] ---**
Lavie! The boiling water is ready!
**[06:37] ---**
It says... open the lid
and pour in the boiling water.
**[06:40] ---**
The lid!
**[06:42] ---**
But where is the lid?
**[06:44] ---**
It says "OPEN"...
**[06:46] ---**
I think that's probably it.
***SIGN*** OPEN
**[06:52] ---**
It's no good... it's shielded
completely by a protective barrier!
***SIGN*** Barrier
**[06:56] ---**
This calls for...
**[06:58] ---**
Laser sword!
**[07:00] ---**
Brother!
**[07:01] ---**
You'll break it!
**[07:05] ---**
Then how will we break through this barrier?!
**[07:14] ---**
The sun's already setting...
**[07:16] ---**
How are you doing, brother?
**[07:18] ---**
Did you think of a good method?
***SIGN*** Prick Prick Prick Prick
**[07:23] ---**
Brother! What are you doing?!
***SIGN*** Prick Prick Prick Prick Prick Prick
**[07:26] ---**
As I was touching the barrier,
**[07:27] ---**
I started wanting to do this for some reason!
**[07:30] ---**
I can't believe my brother would
do something so laborious!
**[07:39] ---**
I'm sorry, Lavie!
**[07:41] ---**
I was so stupid to fall
right into the enemy's trap!
**[07:45] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[07:47] ---**
Barrier Break of Rage!
**[07:52] ---**
Brother!
**[07:54] ---**
We did it, Lavie!
**[07:55] ---**
First obstacle surmounted!
**[08:02] ---**
Okay! The lid is open!
**[08:14] ---**
I feel like it didn't need to be hot water...
**[08:17] ---**
What a time-consuming cup.
**[08:19] ---**
Brother, I have a feeling the part over there
is the more important part...
**[08:23] ---**
What?!
**[08:25] ---**
What am I meant to do with this?!
**[08:27] ---**
Eat it, I think...
**[08:30] ---**
Not like that...
**[08:32] ---**
I think that's where the
hot water would come in...
**[08:39] ---**
I see! I've got it!
***SIGN*** Motanasou
**[08:48] ---**
Boiling water for three minutes!
**[08:50] ---**
Brother, do you have a timer?
**[08:53] ---**
No!
**[08:54] ---**
Then how are you going to...
**[08:56] ---**
All heroes of justice...
**[08:58] ---**
...are instinctively familiar with this
span of time known as "three minutes!"
**[09:16] ---**
Aha! Exactly three minutes!
**[09:21] ---**
Mmm... it smells delicious!
**[09:24] ---**
You did it, brother!
**[09:25] ---**
Okay! Then let's eat and see what it's like!
**[09:28] ---**
Yes!
**[09:31] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[09:34] ---**
Kids, please do not eat
out of storage units.
**[09:40] ---**
It... it...
**[09:41] ---**
It's good!
**[09:44] ---**
Brother, it's tasty, isn't it?
**[09:46] ---**
Although a little bland!
**[09:48] ---**
Who knew there was something
so tasty in this world!
**[09:52] ---**
Isn't that great, brother?!
**[09:54] ---**
Yeah! To win something like this,
***SIGN*** Motanasou
**[09:57] ---**
Lavie, you have great luck with raffles!
**[09:59] ---**
Brother, I'll give you this
yellow fluffy thing...
**[10:03] ---**
What are you saying?! I'll give it to you!
**[10:05] ---**
Having overcome many difficulties,
**[10:08] ---**
the 556 siblings split the single cup ramen
between them and savored it together.
**[10:15] ---**
Wasn't it delicious, brother?
**[10:23] ---**
What in the world was this cup?
**[10:26] ---**
It is quite extravagant for a container.
**[10:29] ---**
It is too great a waste to throw it away!
**[10:32] ---**
The next day.
**[10:34] ---**
Hello, Lady Lavie!
**[10:36] ---**
Keroro-san, my brother finally
got a telephone line!
**[10:40] ---**
Ooh! That is interesting!
**[10:41] ---**
So, what's his number?
**[10:43] ---**
Here you go!
**[10:46] ---**
Th-This is...
**[10:48] ---**
...a cup ramen cup...
**[10:50] ---**
G-Gero...
**[10:52] ---**
A phone...?
**[10:54] ---**
Could this be...
**[10:55] ---**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Tight
**[10:58] ---**
Hey, Keroro! Hey, Keroro! Can you hear me?!
**[11:02] ---**
...556!
**[11:04] ---**
Rejoice, Keroro! Now we true friends
can contact each other frequently!
**[11:11] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?!
Are you crying in joy?!
**[11:13] ---**
...No, uh...
**[11:14] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry for my brother!
**[11:21] ---**
Space Detective 556!
**[11:23] ---**
The man who burns hot and
fierce in any situation!
**[11:26] ---**
However, he is sometimes a hassle!
**[11:37] ---**
How do you obtain the things you want?
**[11:40] ---**
Did you buy them yourself, or perhaps
get them as presents from others?
***SIGN*** SUNIRASE Courier
Home Delivery Parcel
**[11:44] ---**
Those are a couple of the possibilities.
**[11:48] ---**
Delivery!
***SIGN*** SUNIRASE Courier
Home Delivery Parcel
**[11:51] ---**
Yes!
**[11:52] ---**
Yes, yes, yes!
**[11:56] ---**
Sarge, look, look!
**[11:57] ---**
I got this by solving a crossword
puzzle in a magazine!
**[12:01] ---**
A crossword puzzle?
**[12:03] ---**
It was quite difficult, but...
**[12:05] ---**
...I wanted this prize so much!
**[12:08] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** This month's prizes are all gems that will leave fanatics drooling!
**[12:12] ---**
I-It's...!
**[12:14] ---**
A s-super deluxe prize?!
**[12:19] ---**
Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!
**[12:26] ---**
Ummm, Lady Natsumi...?
**[12:29] ---**
What?
**[12:30] ---**
There's no... crossword puzzle
in that magazine, right?
**[12:35] ---**
There is.
**[12:36] ---**
Ohh, Natsumi-san, I'd like it, please, ma'am.
**[12:39] ---**
Wellll, I don't knowwwww...
**[12:44] ---**
Then what about if I take over
one of your chore days?
***SIGN*** 1 day
**[12:48] ---**
Three of them.
***SIGN*** 3 days
**[12:49] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** 1 day
***SIGN*** 2 days
**[12:51] ---**
How about two?
**[12:52] ---**
Okay! Successful negotiation. Here you go!
**[12:55] ---**
Oooh!
**[12:58] ---**
Hmm, so...
**[12:59] ---**
The prize is spelled out by the letters
in the marked squares,
**[13:02] ---**
and will be one year's worth.
***SIGN*** One year's worth
**[13:06] ---**
One year's worth?!
***SIGN*** 365 days' worth
***SIGN*** The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
**[13:08] ---**
One... two... three... four.
**[13:11] ---**
Four characters, sir...?
**[13:13] ---**
Four characters...
***SIGN*** A-sa-ga-o (morning glory)
**[13:15] ---**
A-sa-ga-o (morning glory)...
***SIGN*** E-n-pi-tsu (pencil)
**[13:16] ---**
E-n-pi-tsu (pencil)...
***SIGN*** O-re-n-ji (orange)
**[13:17] ---**
O-re-n-ji (orange)...
***SIGN*** Ha-e-gi-wa (hairline)
**[13:18] ---**
Ha-e-gi-wa (hairline)...?
**[13:20] ---**
One year's worth of hairlines makes no sense!
**[13:23] ---**
Then maybe it's one year's worth of
o-da-n-go (dumplings), 365 in total?
***SIGN*** O-da-n-go (dumplings)
**[13:28] ---**
Wait! Could those four characters be...
**[13:31] ---**
...a year's worth of ga-n-pu-la (Gunpla)?!
***SIGN*** Ga-n-pu-ra (Gunpla, Gundam models)
**[13:35] ---**
If it's one box a day, that's 365 boxes!
**[13:38] ---**
If that's the answer...
**[13:42] ---**
...I can't wait to find out, sir!
**[13:44] ---**
Okay! Let's-la-go to get the treasure!
**[13:49] ---**
Umm, so first, 1 across, 3 characters.
**[13:54] ---**
"Not yet decided."
***SIGN*** "Not yet decided"
**[13:58] ---**
What the heck is it?!
**[14:03] ---**
Emergency! Emergency!
**[14:06] ---**
All men to battle stations!
This is not a drill!
**[14:13] ---**
Are the enemy upon us, Keroro?!
**[14:15] ---**
Good. Now that you're all here...
**[14:19] ---**
...with the combined intelligence
of our Keroro Platoon,
**[14:21] ---**
we'll take on this crossword puzzle, sir!
**[14:24] ---**
C-Crossword puzzle?!
**[14:27] ---**
What part of that is an emergency?!
**[14:29] ---**
1 across, "Not yet decided."
**[14:32] ---**
7 down, "Stepping on home base."
**[14:35] ---**
Wha...?
**[14:36] ---**
39 across, "You don't want
this stuck in your throat."
**[14:40] ---**
There, that's it! That's it, sir!
**[14:42] ---**
The slowness of your reaction
is the emergency we face, sir!
**[14:47] ---**
That shows just how rusted your
little gray cells have become, sir!
**[14:53] ---**
What we need...
**[14:55] ---**
...are brains that can respond
swiftly to any situation!
**[14:58] ---**
In order to train for that,
**[15:00] ---**
I am suggesting that we exercise our
brains with this crossword puzzle!
**[15:03] ---**
I am especially good at crossword
puzzles. Leave it to me!
**[15:07] ---**
You are amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:09] ---**
There is no one better than you at coming up
with plausible-sounding justifications!
***SIGN*** The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
**[15:13] ---**
Or, like, noble causes?
***SIGN*** The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
**[15:18] ---**
1 across, "Not yet decided."
It's 3 characters.
**[15:22] ---**
Well?
**[15:25] ---**
You don't even know this one?
**[15:27] ---**
Then... my honorable leader,
what is the answer?
**[15:31] ---**
The trick to crossword puzzles
**[15:33] ---**
is to press on, answering the ones you
know first and filling in the rest later, sir.
**[15:36] ---**
So, Lady Mois,
**[15:38] ---**
next one, please!
**[15:40] ---**
So you do not know either!
**[15:42] ---**
3 across.
**[15:43] ---**
"Capital of the United States
of America," 5 characters.
**[15:48] ---**
New York?
**[15:51] ---**
Next.
**[15:52] ---**
"Tokugawa Ieyasu was the
first _______," 5 characters!
**[15:58] ---**
Mito Koumon, I believe!
**[16:01] ---**
Lady Mois, next one, ma'am.
**[16:03] ---**
38 down.
**[16:05] ---**
"The best flavor of shaved ice
is _______," 3 characters.
**[16:10] ---**
Rainbow!
**[16:13] ---**
This isn't working.
**[16:15] ---**
80 down.
**[16:17] ---**
"You can't do without this in the
hot summer," 4 characters.
**[16:22] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, this is aimed at
Pekoponians. It is too difficult for us.
**[16:28] ---**
I know!
**[16:29] ---**
If we don't have the knowledge, we can get the
answers by experiencing them ourselves!
**[16:33] ---**
Giroro, stand over there a moment.
**[16:36] ---**
Here?
**[16:37] ---**
You can't do without this in the hot summer.
**[16:40] ---**
There.
**[16:43] ---**
Giroro! What can't you do without right now?
**[16:46] ---**
Water! Water water water water!
***SIGN*** Mi-zu (water)
**[16:48] ---**
"Mi-zu" (water) is only two
characters! I need four!
**[16:51] ---**
Waaaterrrrr! Waaaterrrrr!
***SIGN*** Mi-i-zu-u (waaateerrrr)
**[16:53] ---**
All you did was stretch it out, sir!
**[16:55] ---**
Suiton (Water Release) Jutsu!
**[16:59] ---**
I know!
***SIGN*** Su-i-to-n (Water Release)
**[17:00] ---**
Su-i-to-n!
**[17:01] ---**
Exactly four characters!
The answer's suiton!
**[17:05] ---**
You live up to your claims,
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[17:07] ---**
I-It was simply blind luck...
**[17:09] ---**
Wow!
**[17:11] ---**
So as you can see, if we just experience it
firsthand, we'll arrive at the answer, sir!
***SIGN*** Suiton
**[17:15] ---**
"You can't do without this
in the hot summer..."
**[17:18] ---**
I think the answer's "air conditioner."
***SIGN*** Suiton
***SIGN*** Air conditioner
**[17:22] ---**
37 down.
**[17:24] ---**
Running 42.195 km. 4 characters.
**[17:28] ---**
Ah, this one's easy!
**[17:36] ---**
Why do you need to go that far?
**[17:40] ---**
Mr. Sergeant... do we really have to run?
**[17:43] ---**
Of course, sir!
**[17:45] ---**
We cannot reach the correct answer
without experience, sir!
**[17:48] ---**
It will also serve as good training.
**[17:52] ---**
Water...
**[17:55] ---**
We did it!
**[17:56] ---**
We finished a full marathon, sir!
**[17:59] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I finished it, too!
**[18:01] ---**
The refreshing feeling after having
accomplished something great is exquisite.
**[18:07] ---**
Water... water...
**[18:09] ---**
Good work, everyone!
**[18:12] ---**
Or, like, post-race fatigue?
**[18:14] ---**
Okay! Now here's the question!
**[18:16] ---**
If you run the 42.195 km of a marathon...?
**[18:19] ---**
Exhausting!
***SIGN*** Exhausting
**[18:20] ---**
Ding ding ding ding ding!
***SIGN*** Exhausting
**[18:23] ---**
It's not "exhausting" (shi-n-do-i).
***SIGN*** Marathon
**[18:26] ---**
"Marathon" (ma-ra-so-n)
is also 4 characters.
**[18:29] ---**
13 across.
**[18:31] ---**
On this day, girls give chocolates to boys.
**[18:34] ---**
8 characters.
**[18:38] ---**
H-Hey! You don't need to bring
that out! We know the answer!
**[18:42] ---**
No. I don't have a clue.
**[18:45] ---**
You wouldn't do anything
happy-go-lucky like
**[18:47] ---**
waiting for someone to put
chocolates in here, would you?
**[18:51] ---**
Th-Th-The answer's "Valentine's Day!"
**[18:53] ---**
Hurry up and move on! Move on!
**[18:55] ---**
Giroro-senpai... I'm still
waiting for my return gift...
**[19:00] ---**
Giroro-dono, you are in
the switch club with me!
***SIGN*** Click
**[19:03] ---**
Switch... on...
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma
Trauma Trauma
***SIGN*** The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
**[19:05] ---**
And through all of this,
**[19:08] ---**
92 across.
**[19:10] ---**
Indispensable for rock climbing.
3 characters.
**[19:14] ---**
42 down.
**[19:15] ---**
What you instinctively take when
crossing a log bridge. 4 characters.
**[19:20] ---**
91 across. Which is stronger?
**[19:24] ---**
24 down. Which is stronger?
**[19:29] ---**
And after much effort,
the crossword puzzle was completed!
**[19:33] ---**
Somewhat.
**[19:34] ---**
We did it, men!
**[19:36] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I am so moved!
**[19:38] ---**
Keroro! I've never felt such unity
in our platoon as I did today!
**[19:42] ---**
My honorable leader...
**[19:45] ---**
Well then! To finish up,
***SIGN*** Even a MONKEY can do it!!
(Easy)> Home Party Special
**[19:47] ---**
I'll join together the characters
in the outlined squares, and...
***SIGN*** ga
**[19:51] ---**
Ga-n-pu-la!
***SIGN*** n
***SIGN*** pu
***SIGN*** la
***SIGN*** Gunpla (Gundam models)
**[19:55] ---**
Gunpla!!
**[19:56] ---**
Yes!! Just as I hoped! Just as I thought!
**[19:59] ---**
The prize is a year's worth of Gundam models!
**[20:04] ---**
A-And with that, today's
training is over, sir!
**[20:09] ---**
And one month later...
***SIGN*** SUNIRASE Courier
Home Delivery Parcel
***SIGN*** Cat Season
**[20:15] ---**
Sarge, the prize you've
been waiting for arrived!
**[20:19] ---**
I gave you that crossword puzzle.
**[20:21] ---**
Make sure you remember that, okay?
**[20:23] ---**
A year's worth of Gundam models!
**[20:25] ---**
Here you go!
**[20:26] ---**
Gero.
**[20:27] ---**
Wh-What is...
**[20:29] ---**
It had a letter inside.
**[20:31] ---**
Thank you for your recent submission
to our crossword puzzle.
**[20:35] ---**
The correct answer was
"youkan" (sweet bean jelly).
**[20:37] ---**
We gift you with this participation prize
for coming so close.
***SIGN*** Participation Prize
**[20:44] ---**
Participation prize!
**[20:47] ---**
Ah, it's been three minutes, sir!
**[20:56] ---**
It's good.
**[20:58] ---**
Participation prizes are
quite something as well, sir!
**[21:01] ---**
More tasty than a Gundam model.
**[21:05] ---**
Well... Yes, you need to do better
than that to solve a crossword puzzle.
**[21:11] ---**
Brrrrrring!
**[21:13] ---**
Brrrrrrrrrring!
**[21:15] ---**
Hello! Keroro, can you hear me?!
**[21:18] ---**
Thanks to you, I have a better connection
than when I was using the storage unit!
**[21:22] ---**
It is good to have friends, indeed!
**[21:26] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
**[21:29] ---**
And so, the cup ramen participation prize
continued to come in very useful.
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
It's Momoka.
**[23:08] ---**
Dark Momoka here.
**[23:09] ---**
Why am I "dark"?!
**[23:11] ---**
Aren't we past that?
**[23:12] ---**
If I were the usual "light" side,
Fuyuki-kun would be mine by now!
**[23:16] ---**
That wouldn't do!
**[23:18] ---**
He has to be mine!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that. The heart of
a maiden is such hard work!
***SIGN*** Tsuuun
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: Grand Invasion,
For A Limited Time Only, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Tanabata Party Invitation
**[23:27] ---**
"Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E168 - Keroro: Grand Invasion, For A Limited Time Only, Sir! / Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5JX9/keroro-grand-invasion-for-a-limited-time-only-sir--momoka-a-tanabata-exclusive-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** May I become a faster runner I want to swim 25 m May I become able to eat bell peppers May my allowance increase
**[01:32] ---**
It will soon be July 7th: Tanabata.
***SIGN*** July 7th
***SIGN*** Day of Chilled Chinese Noodles
**[01:36] ---**
Actually, this is also the day
of chilled Chinese noodles.
**[01:39] ---**
Did you all know that?
**[01:43] ---**
Keroro: Grand Invasion,
For A Limited Time Only, Sir!
***SIGN*** Rage
**[01:50] ---**
I can't accept this, sir!
**[01:52] ---**
The sergeant appears to be
uncharacteristically angry.
**[01:55] ---**
I've been working pretty hard!
**[01:59] ---**
Lady Natsumi! I finished
cleaning the toilet, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Yes, yes
**[02:03] ---**
Yes, yes. Gooh work.
***SIGN*** Good work
***SIGN*** Good stores for chilled Chinese noodles
***SIGN*** That looks so good
**[02:11] ---**
Thab looks so gooh!
**[02:13] ---**
No matter how hard I work at the housework...
**[02:19] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[02:20] ---**
I made a teensy adjustment to the amount
of fabric softener I used this time, ma—
**[02:24] ---**
Okay! Lunch is ready!
**[02:26] ---**
Gero?
**[02:27] ---**
Wow! Thanks for the food!
**[02:30] ---**
Come on, hurry up and eat! It'll go soggy!
**[02:33] ---**
As if it were only natural
that I should do it...
**[02:36] ---**
A little bit of praise wouldn't go amiss.
**[02:40] ---**
I firmly think so.
**[02:41] ---**
It's so tasty!
**[02:44] ---**
Are they saying I'm worth less
than chilled noodles?!
**[02:49] ---**
Are chilled noodles that good, huh?!
***SIGN*** Refreshing lemon Chilled Chinese noodles
***SIGN*** For Summer, It Has To Be Chilled Chinese Noodles Incense Chopsticks, Sesame Sauce, Chilled Chinese Noodles
**[02:52] ---**
Everyone just makes a big fuss over them
just 'cause they're summer exclusive!
***SIGN*** We've started selling chilled Chinese noodles! Summer Exclusive: Chilled Chinese Noodles
**[02:55] ---**
Uncle! Or, like, temper tantrum?
**[02:59] ---**
But chilled noodles *are* tasty.
**[03:01] ---**
I like them with sesame sauce!
**[03:03] ---**
There, there.
**[03:07] ---**
I will concede!
**[03:09] ---**
The chilled noodles are tasty!
**[03:11] ---**
However!
***SIGN*** Summer Exclusivity
**[03:12] ---**
Half of their deliciousness is comprised
of their summer exclusivity, sir!
**[03:16] ---**
I see.
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[03:18] ---**
Sports tournaments that run
exclusively once every four years.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Concert
**[03:21] ---**
Summer-exclusive bands!
**[03:23] ---**
Character merchandise exclusive to a region.
***SIGN*** Dangal
with card
Sofvi Dangal
Approx. 10.5 cm
Festival-Exclusive!
¥13,500!
**[03:25] ---**
Mega-rare items exclusively produced in
a limited quantity of 100, etc., etc.!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[03:29] ---**
On Pekopon, the additional value
of the word "exclusive"
**[03:32] ---**
has a tendency to multiply the appreciative
value by several, no, by tens of times!
***SIGN*** End
of the
Line
**[03:38] ---**
What are you trying to say with all this?
**[03:42] ---**
Observe!
**[03:45] ---**
This is a new weapon that I had
Kululu develop for me!
**[03:48] ---**
Its name?! The "Improve your fortunes!
Everything's exclusive" Gun!
***SIGN*** "Improve your fortunes! Everything's exclusive" Gun
***SIGN*** 1,111
**[03:53] ---**
Doing a pretty good job, aren't I?
**[03:55] ---**
For example, this toilet which
I just cleaned any old way!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[04:10] ---**
Sis!
**[04:11] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[04:12] ---**
Why?! It's the same toilet as always,
**[04:16] ---**
but it feels so rare and exclusive!
**[04:18] ---**
It feels like, today...
**[04:20] ---**
...it's so much cleaner than usual.
**[04:22] ---**
Or so it feels!
**[04:23] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:25] ---**
And then!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[04:30] ---**
Wow!
**[04:31] ---**
This fluffy feeling of rare exclusivity!
**[04:34] ---**
It's not like normal!
**[04:36] ---**
Or so it feels!
**[04:37] ---**
Was it really Sarge who washed these?!
**[04:40] ---**
Great job, stupid frog!
**[04:42] ---**
Oh, I'm worthy of such high praise, ma'am!
**[04:46] ---**
What effectiveness!
**[04:47] ---**
It's amazing!
**[04:49] ---**
When shot with that gun,
**[04:51] ---**
an effect of exclusivity is created, and it
makes you feel far more grateful than usual!
**[04:58] ---**
And so, if I blast this mission strategy
note which I just wrote any old thing on...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[05:05] ---**
Huh?! I mean, I know I didn't put
much effort into writing it, but...
**[05:09] ---**
...isn't this plan... ingenious?!
**[05:11] ---**
It feels so exclusive!
**[05:13] ---**
I have never seen a plan so perfect!
**[05:16] ---**
Or so it feels!
**[05:19] ---**
What a magnificent invasion strategy!
**[05:21] ---**
It's like he's finally got his
motivation together at last!
**[05:24] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[05:26] ---**
This strategy overflows with exclusivity.
**[05:28] ---**
This time, I find that there are absolutely
no reasons to oppose this operation.
**[05:32] ---**
Or so it feels.
**[05:34] ---**
Let's proceed immediately to execute
this wonderful operation, sir!
**[05:37] ---**
Yessir!
**[05:39] ---**
So, I wonder what this
ingenious operation is?
**[05:43] ---**
It is titled:
***SIGN*** Karashi
**[05:44] ---**
"Exclusive Operation for Replacing the
Karashi in Chilled Chinese Noodles with Wasabi,
***SIGN*** Wasabi
**[05:47] ---**
Causing the Eater to go 'Tsuuuuun!'
Due to Their Irritated Nose..."
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuuuun
**[05:50] ---**
Tsuuuuuun!!
**[05:52] ---**
"...Whereupon We Will Seize the Opportunity
to Place Keron Army Flags," sir!
**[05:55] ---**
Huh...?
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[05:58] ---**
Wh-What an amazing operation.
**[06:01] ---**
Or so it feels...
***SIGN*** Wasabi
**[06:08] ---**
Wasabi!
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[06:12] ---**
Tsuuuuuun!
**[06:14] ---**
Flag!
**[06:15] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[06:17] ---**
I've been invaded!
**[06:19] ---**
Or so it feels!
***SIGN*** Tsuuuuun
**[06:29] ---**
Tsuuuuun!
**[06:31] ---**
Flag.
**[06:34] ---**
I've been invaded, or so it feels!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[06:42] ---**
Tsuuuuun!
**[06:45] ---**
Have I been invaded?! It feels that way!
**[06:52] ---**
Ohh. Pekopon will soon
belong to our army, sir!
**[06:56] ---**
Uncle! There's one area where we haven't
been able to carry out the operation,
**[06:59] ---**
and we're struggling!
**[07:01] ---**
Or, like, mighty fortress?
**[07:03] ---**
Gero?! Where is it, ma'am?!
**[07:07] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka's mansion!
**[07:14] ---**
This defensive formation...
**[07:16] ---**
It's at governmental levels...
no, even beyond...
**[07:28] ---**
Even if it is you, Master Tamama,
**[07:30] ---**
I cannot allow anyone to pass this point!
**[07:34] ---**
I am getting through,
even if I have to use force!
**[07:37] ---**
Sigh... And we're so close.
**[07:40] ---**
If only there was someone who could
infiltrate an enemy stronghold at a time like this.
**[07:44] ---**
Then, perhaps I should...
**[07:46] ---**
No one at all...
**[07:48] ---**
K-Keroro-kun...
**[07:49] ---**
Gero?
**[07:51] ---**
Ah, Dororo!
**[07:53] ---**
If you're here, say so and make
yourself known, goshdarnit!
**[07:55] ---**
That's why everyone says you don't
leave an impression, you know?
**[07:59] ---**
Whaaa... b-but...
**[08:03] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:04] ---**
Now, be reborn!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, wow! Such rare exclusivity,
completely unlike Dororo!
**[08:20] ---**
Or so it feels!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[08:22] ---**
This... This is me?
**[08:27] ---**
You'll go, won't you?
**[08:29] ---**
My honorable leader...
**[08:31] ---**
Leave it to me! Nin!
**[08:44] ---**
This guy's incredible... Or so it feels!
**[08:47] ---**
Don't be intimidated! Fire!
**[08:48] ---**
We're going to be infiltrated,
or so it feels!
**[08:51] ---**
This feeling of overwhelming exclusivity...
**[08:55] ---**
Fatal for me as an assassin!
**[08:57] ---**
And yet... And yet...!
**[09:00] ---**
What?!
**[09:02] ---**
How pleasant it feels...!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[09:15] ---**
Nin!
**[09:16] ---**
We've been beaten!
**[09:18] ---**
Or so it feels!
**[09:26] ---**
Who's there?!
**[09:27] ---**
As I thought, I have been noticed...
**[09:31] ---**
Tama-chan's friend?
**[09:33] ---**
This exclusivity overflows,
defying all attempts to conceal it.
**[09:36] ---**
It is a truly troublesome affair.
**[09:40] ---**
H-Huh...?
***SIGN*** Exclusive
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[09:43] ---**
Ahh! What's happening, Keroro-kun?!
**[09:51] ---**
Dororo-san's signal disappeared!
**[09:53] ---**
Disappeared?
**[09:55] ---**
Huh? What? Huh?
**[09:59] ---**
Time's up.
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[10:01] ---**
Or should I say, no longer available.
**[10:03] ---**
No longer available?
**[10:04] ---**
Raised to a level that high,
***SIGN*** Level Up!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[10:06] ---**
the effect wears off in no time.
**[10:09] ---**
So when the exclusivity effect wears off...
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[10:11] ---**
...he returned to his
normal, unnoticeable self?
**[10:14] ---**
That is so mean...
**[10:16] ---**
Then...
**[10:18] ---**
The areas we invaded...
**[10:19] ---**
...are going back to normal!
**[10:21] ---**
Or, like, complete repair?
**[10:26] ---**
Gero...?
**[10:27] ---**
Come to think of it,
this plan was ridiculous!
**[10:30] ---**
We were mad to carry it out
in the first place.
**[10:33] ---**
Sorry, the exclusivity effect was itself
exclusive for a limited time only.
**[10:37] ---**
For crying out loud! Why do you
have to try and be clever?!
**[10:40] ---**
Made you appreciate what
I can do all the more, didn't it?
**[10:46] ---**
I don't appreciate that at all, sir!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[10:49] ---**
And so, this plan of the sergeant's
once again ended in failure.
**[10:54] ---**
However...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[11:06] ---**
Woo! They're all exclusive products, sir!
**[11:09] ---**
Exclusives!
**[11:10] ---**
Is he an idiot?
***SIGN*** Celestial Encyclopedia 2007 Edition
**[11:21] ---**
Today is Tanabata,
**[11:23] ---**
said to be the one day in the year that Orihime
and Hikoboshi are permitted to meet, but...
**[11:29] ---**
I can't...
**[11:32] ---**
No... Try harder.
**[11:34] ---**
Ahhh... but...
**[11:36] ---**
I really...
**[11:39] ---**
What should I do... aaaah...
***SIGN*** Let's Look At The Universe
Geologic Strata of Japan
Celestial and Meteorological Science
**[11:44] ---**
It's just impossible for me...
**[11:45] ---**
Quit chickening out, darn you!
**[11:47] ---**
You decided today was gonna be the day!
**[11:50] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[11:52] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[11:54] ---**
What's up, Nishizawa-san?
**[11:57] ---**
Umm... I'm holding a Tanabata party
at my house today.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Party Letter of Invitation
**[12:02] ---**
If you'd like... um...
**[12:04] ---**
...I'd love it if you could come...
**[12:07] ---**
Okay, sure!
**[12:09] ---**
Thanks!
**[12:10] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[12:12] ---**
I was just now doing some
research on Tanabata.
**[12:15] ---**
On Tanabata?
**[12:17] ---**
Yeah. Personally, it's my feeling that
**[12:19] ---**
Tanabata is actually based on a cosmic
mythological epic centered around
**[12:23] ---**
the celestial bodies Vega the Harp Star
and Altair the Eagle Star,
***SIGN*** Harp Star / Vega
***SIGN*** Eagle Star / Altair
***SIGN*** Celestial Bodies / Cosmic Myth
**[12:27] ---**
but what do you think, Nishizawa-san?
**[12:29] ---**
Umm.
**[12:30] ---**
I think Tanabata is a kind of
sad story, don't you think?
**[12:35] ---**
Only being able to meet once a year...
**[12:38] ---**
But I think it shows the strength of
the feelings that hold them together.
**[12:44] ---**
Because they can only
meet once a year.
**[12:49] ---**
Only once a year...
**[12:58] ---**
Hey! What are you gettin' all down for?!
**[13:01] ---**
You finally invited Fuyuki-kun
to your party, didn't you?!
**[13:06] ---**
I'm... someone normal to Fuyuki-kun.
Someone he can see every day...
**[13:11] ---**
Well, duh!
**[13:12] ---**
So what?
**[13:16] ---**
Only once a year...
**[13:20] ---**
Please!
**[13:21] ---**
L-Lady Momoka?!
**[13:23] ---**
Please...
**[13:25] ---**
Please make me a limited exclusive!
***SIGN*** Limited Exclusive?
**[13:27] ---**
A limited exclusive?
**[13:31] ---**
Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!
**[13:37] ---**
I heard from Tama-chan.
**[13:39] ---**
You have a gun which makes you more
noticeable by turning you into a limited exclusive.
***SIGN*** "Improve your fortunes! Everything's exclusive" Gun
**[13:43] ---**
Well... we do have one, that's true, but...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[13:47] ---**
Uhh... but, why?
**[13:49] ---**
I can't just be someone normal he meets
every day and never thinks twice about!
**[13:55] ---**
I... I want...
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun?
**[14:00] ---**
I want to be Fuyuki-kun's Orihime!
**[14:03] ---**
L-Lady Momoka...
**[14:05] ---**
Please listen to Momocchi's request.
***SIGN*** Super-MAX
**[14:12] ---**
As you requested.
**[14:14] ---**
I set the level to Super-MAX.
**[14:17] ---**
But in exchange...
**[14:19] ---**
...the exclusivity effect will only
last about three hours, got it?
**[14:23] ---**
I don't mind.
**[14:25] ---**
That's more than enough.
**[14:27] ---**
I'll nail this before the
Tanabata party is over!
**[14:30] ---**
Okay! I'm going to fire!
**[14:33] ---**
Please!
**[14:34] ---**
So, you'll find the bill in the mail,
and here we go!
***SIGN*** Bill
**[14:37] ---**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[14:46] ---**
This is the Nishizawa family
Tanabata party venue.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[15:01] ---**
This is... amazing...
**[15:03] ---**
Even I can feel it, the overwhelming feeling
of exclusivity flowing from my body.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[15:08] ---**
Tanabata exclusive!
**[15:09] ---**
There's no way this can go wrong!
**[15:12] ---**
What appreciative light in which
her form is enshrouded!
**[15:15] ---**
What rare exclusivity!
**[15:17] ---**
Tonight's milady Momoka...
We cannot even look at her directly!
**[15:23] ---**
People are approaching milady Momoka!
**[15:25] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[15:26] ---**
It's a miracle to meet you today!
What an exclusive opportunity!
**[15:30] ---**
If I miss this chance, I may not get another
for the rest of my life! It's that exclusive!
**[15:33] ---**
U-Um...
**[15:35] ---**
Is there something I can help you with?
**[15:37] ---**
You seem so exclusive that I want
to snap you up without delay!
**[15:39] ---**
I'm sorry... I have a prior engagement...
**[15:43] ---**
Come on!
I've got a battle ahead of me!
**[15:47] ---**
You're getting in the way!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[15:50] ---**
A collector's edition...
you seem that exclusive!
**[15:53] ---**
A super-rare item...
you seem that exclusive!
**[15:56] ---**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
***SIGN*** Exclusive
***SIGN*** Why does this happen?!
**[15:58] ---**
Why did this happen?!
**[16:00] ---**
Protect milady!
**[16:05] ---**
Milady Momoka!
**[16:06] ---**
Stand back!
**[16:07] ---**
Yoshiokadaira!
**[16:09] ---**
I've come to... save...
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[16:19] ---**
Yoshiokadaira?
**[16:22] ---**
It's you... You are my one and only!
**[16:25] ---**
You seem that exclusive!
**[16:27] ---**
What?!
**[16:30] ---**
M-M-Milady...
***SIGN*** Exclusive
**[16:32] ---**
I want to protect you, even at the cost
of my life. You seem that exclusive!
**[16:36] ---**
But what I want to be is...
**[16:39] ---**
...Fuyuki-kun's...
**[16:41] ---**
...one and only!
**[16:45] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[16:48] ---**
Is this *your* fault?
**[16:49] ---**
Gero? Gero? Gero?!
***SIGN*** Toilet Disappeared?!
**[16:51] ---**
Toilet disappeared!
**[16:52] ---**
I... didn't do anything, ma'am!
**[16:55] ---**
I'm innocent, ma'am!
**[16:56] ---**
And...
**[16:57] ---**
...all the laundry you washed is gone,
as well. Want to explain that?!
***SIGN*** Laundry Disappeared?!
**[17:01] ---**
Laundry disappeared!
**[17:03] ---**
G-Gero... What's going on?
**[17:06] ---**
Isn't it because you used
that exclusivity gun?
**[17:09] ---**
Exclusivity gun?
**[17:11] ---**
C-Come to think of it...
**[17:22] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models Disappeared?!
**[17:24] ---**
Gundam models disappeared!
**[17:26] ---**
Hm? Did I forget to mention?
**[17:29] ---**
Everything that runs past its exclusive
availability time limit vanishes.
**[17:34] ---**
What?! For real?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[17:40] ---**
No longer available!
***SIGN*** No-longer-available products Disposal facility
**[17:41] ---**
If items kept hanging around after their
exclusive availability period was over,
**[17:45] ---**
then we couldn't feel appreciative of
exclusive items at all now, could we?
***SIGN*** Black Hole
**[17:57] ---**
Gero! No way!
**[17:59] ---**
Wait just a second!
Then, what about Momocchi?!
**[18:02] ---**
Is Momocchi going to disappear,
as well, once the time runs out?
**[18:06] ---**
Everything that's made exclusive disappears
when its availability period is over.
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[18:11] ---**
No exceptions.
**[18:14] ---**
What can I do?
My time's going to run out.
**[18:17] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:24] ---**
Nishizawa-san! Where are you?!
**[18:26] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:28] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:30] ---**
I can't let it end like this.
**[18:32] ---**
I can't let it end like this!
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
**[18:46] ---**
M-Milady!
**[18:51] ---**
Wh-What impossibly difficult
to approach exclusivity!
**[18:56] ---**
Will you...
**[18:58] ---**
...frickin' move already?!
**[19:07] ---**
Milady!
**[19:15] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:18] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[19:23] ---**
I'm... I'm finally alone with Fuyuki-kun...
***SIGN*** Tanabata Exclusive
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[19:29] ---**
Now I'll be bound to Fuyuki-kun by
exclusively once-a-year strong feelings!
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[19:37] ---**
Huh? What...?
**[19:41] ---**
Why...?
**[19:43] ---**
I'm disappearing?
**[19:46] ---**
Nishizawa-san?!
**[19:48] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:52] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[19:54] ---**
Nishizawa-san!!
**[20:00] ---**
Nishizawa-san! Nishizawa-san!
**[20:08] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:11] ---**
Fuyuki... kun...?
**[20:13] ---**
I'm so glad you came to!
**[20:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... I...
**[20:26] ---**
I still think Orihime and Hikoboshi would
be happier if they could meet every day!
**[20:33] ---**
What brought that on, so suddenly?
**[20:35] ---**
Oh... no, I...
**[20:36] ---**
It's nothing...
**[20:39] ---**
You'd better not get any closer.
**[20:42] ---**
Keroro-san and the rest?
**[20:44] ---**
Take a look behind you.
**[20:46] ---**
That's a black hole.
***SIGN*** Here
**[20:48] ---**
It'll suck in anything.
**[20:52] ---**
Honestly!
**[20:53] ---**
If Master Fuyuki hadn't contacted us,
**[20:56] ---**
you'd have been on the way to
being disposed of, Lady Momoka!
**[20:59] ---**
That was close!
**[21:01] ---**
Let's head back, Nishizawa-san.
**[21:03] ---**
Right!
**[21:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:13] ---**
In any event, I'm glad you're safe, ma'am!
**[21:16] ---**
Gero!
**[21:17] ---**
And? The toilet and laundry
that disappeared?!
**[21:20] ---**
U-Um...
**[21:22] ---**
I think Sergeant Keroro has had
quite enough of exclusive items.
**[21:26] ---**
Ah, speaking of disappearances...
***SIGN*** No longer available
**[21:28] ---**
Keroro-kun!!
***SIGN*** Here
**[21:30] ---**
Ah... I knew it...
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of tasty is
"I don't wanna eat it."
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
There are all kinds of opposites, but
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
"I really, really, really hate you"
means I like you a little bit.
**[21:54] [SONG] ---**
Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:07] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:13] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
When a champion goes down,
they're just another guy.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Earth is round and rolls easily.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
You can face any, any, any
which way and get back up again.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Docchi o docchi o docchi
o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around.
Spin it, turn it, once around.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Spin it, turn it, once around, and
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
Flip it over, and flip it over,
and flip it over, and
**[23:00] [SONG] ---**
hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Wa-ha-ha!
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
wa-ha-ha
**[23:07] ---**
It is Dororo.
**[23:09] ---**
For someone like myself who adores nature,
**[23:11] ---**
modern conveniences are unnecessary.
**[23:13] ---**
But when he gets behind the wheel...
***SIGN*** WARNING LEVEL 5
**[23:15] ---**
Uwoooorrhhhh! Launch!
**[23:17] ---**
The perfect fusion!
**[23:19] ---**
FUSION!
***SIGN*** Exploitarian alien
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that.
We're starting with the climax!
**[23:23] ---**
"Urere: King of Trains, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Giroro: The Beautiful Girl and the
Liquid Keronian, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E169 - Urere: King of Trains, Sir! / Giroro: The Beautiful Girl and the Liquid Keronian, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7MX2/urere-king-of-trains-sir--giroro-the-beautiful-girl-and-the-liquid-keronian-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** At last! 2 jackpot winners: 600 million yen each Some of the gold discovered!
**[01:31] ---**
Intergalactic Net News.
***SIGN*** Disaster for Mr. Urere One of his invaded planets stolen by a Exploitarian alien
**[01:33] ---**
"A disaster has befallen
the popular invader Urere."
**[01:36] ---**
He has had one of his invaded planets
stolen by an Exploitarian alien.
**[01:40] ---**
Brazenly swiping someone else's credit...
**[01:43] ---**
What an outrageous guy, sir!
***SIGN*** You, too!!
**[01:44] ---**
You're one to talk, Sergeant.
**[01:47] ---**
I have never once done anything—
**[01:50] ---**
Gero?
**[01:55] ---**
Gero...
**[02:00] ---**
Here I come!
**[02:05] ---**
Urere: King of Trains, Sir!
**[02:10] ---**
This man's name is Urere.
**[02:12] ---**
He is a freelance popular invader, who is often
talked about on the Intergalactic Net.
**[02:17] ---**
So, about the invasion of
Pekopon I'm considering.
**[02:20] ---**
I don't mind if you guys
take the credit for it.
**[02:23] ---**
What?
**[02:25] ---**
I have not been requested
by anyone this time, you see.
**[02:28] ---**
It's my own private invasion.
**[02:30] ---**
P-Private...?
**[02:32] ---**
I thought of a new invasion method, you see.
**[02:35] ---**
I came to test it.
**[02:37] ---**
A new invasion method?
**[02:39] ---**
Sir?
**[02:41] ---**
Yep. Well, look forward to it.
***SIGN*** Do your shopping at Nakadoori Shopping Center Summer Sales Now On!!
**[03:06] ---**
Gero!
**[03:08] ---**
I-Invading Pekopon with... a train, sir?
**[03:11] ---**
It's good! It's great! It's awesome!
**[03:14] ---**
Pekoponian society
***SIGN*** Development of Transportation
**[03:16] ---**
developed in concert with
methods of transportation,
**[03:19] ---**
and by now could not exist without them.
**[03:23] ---**
In other words...
**[03:24] ---**
If we seize control of transportation,
the Pekopon invasion will be completed!
***SIGN*** Complete!
**[03:30] ---**
Still... I can't believe you accomplished
this much in a single night!
***SIGN*** Hinata House
**[03:34] ---**
Woke up to find the whole city
covered in railroad tracks.
**[03:39] ---**
Isn't this a problem?
**[03:40] ---**
No need to worry about that.
**[03:44] ---**
Nishizawa Peach Group!
**[03:46] ---**
I see! It wouldn't be strange for
Momocchi's family to do something as big as this!
**[03:51] ---**
Let me make this clear:
**[03:53] ---**
I am, from the start, at the climax!
***SIGN*** Do your shopping at Nakadoori Shopping Center Summer Sales Now On!!
**[04:04] ---**
I've always wanted to try this once!
Going to school by train!
***SIGN*** Shortly arriving at Kissho Academy ☆☆☆ Keroro News ☆☆☆
**[04:08] ---**
It's kinda sudden, but...
this is so much less hassle, isn't it?
**[04:11] ---**
We'll have to thank Nishizawa-san.
**[04:14] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[04:16] ---**
Foolish Pekoponians!
**[04:18] ---**
You have already been invaded by us!
**[04:21] ---**
Without our train, you won't
be able to go on living!
**[04:26] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero.
**[04:34] ---**
Kadoyama Bookstore. Kadoyama Bookstore.
**[04:38] ---**
Exit on the left.
**[04:42] ---**
It's a shame I won't be able to bike to
work anymore, but... wow, this was easy!
**[04:52] ---**
This invasion operation is...
This invasion operation is...
**[04:56] ---**
...the best!
**[04:59] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:01] ---**
The corporal found his childhood blood
coursing through him again!
**[05:05] ---**
Pekopon invasion level
by train is on the rise!
**[05:09] [SONG] ---**
I am a locomotive express driver!
***SIGN*** Western Sweets: Ayakomaaru
**[05:14] ---**
Sweet shop!
**[05:18] ---**
Invasion level rising further!
**[05:22] ---**
Run! DoroLiner!
**[05:24] ---**
You and I are as one!
**[05:27] ---**
Rapid express to the ends of the world!
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[05:30] ---**
Go!
***SIGN*** Depot
**[05:32] ---**
Successfully into the depot!
**[05:36] ---**
The invasion level's looking
better and better, Uncle!
**[05:40] ---**
Or, like, traverse Japan?
**[05:42] ---**
Gero gero.
**[05:43] ---**
Who would've thought such a perfect invasion
plan would be dropped right into our laps?
**[05:50] ---**
Oh, it's time for a snack.
**[05:52] ---**
Time to move on to carrying out
the optional portion of the plan!
**[05:56] ---**
Born from a peach, I am...
***SIGN*** Momokamen Symbol
**[06:04] ---**
...Momokamen!
***SIGN*** Product demonstration in progress...
**[06:05] ---**
Those instant dumplings on your waist,
**[06:09] ---**
won't you give me one?
**[06:12] ---**
Sell me some!
**[06:12] ---**
Me, too!
**[06:13] ---**
I want some, too!
**[06:14] ---**
Moé!
**[06:17] ---**
As expected from the popular invader.
***SIGN*** Momokamen Symbol Instant Dumplings NPG Contains ten!
**[06:20] ---**
Instant dumplings with the
Momokamen symbol?
**[06:23] ---**
Yes. Since we have the opportunity,
let's use the Nishizawa Peach Group branding
***SIGN*** Contains ten!
**[06:27] ---**
and sell things within the train!
**[06:29] ---**
Gero!
**[06:30] ---**
Not only is he letting us have the
invasion, but also an extra allowance.
**[06:33] ---**
What an admirable Mr. Nice Guy!
**[06:38] ---**
Who frickin' gave you permission
to use my name, huh?!!
***SIGN*** Planet Keron ☆
This week's movies:
#2 Live Heart 5.0
#1 Meri & Degu's Love Story
**[06:42] ---**
Assuming the name of the Nishizawa Peach
Group without permission is extremely insolent,
**[06:46] ---**
Master Keroro.
**[06:48] ---**
And to make matters worse, it is as part of an
act of invasion. This cannot go overlooked.
**[06:52] ---**
Wha?!
**[06:53] ---**
Urere never got permission for us?!
***SIGN*** Unauthorized Usage
**[06:56] ---**
Of course he didn't.
**[06:58] ---**
All right, all right. There's no need to
get so angry over something so trivial.
**[07:02] ---**
Of course the word "invasion"
would make you say that, but...
**[07:05] ---**
The truth is, you see...
**[07:07] ---**
O-Oh! So that is the
motivation behind all this!
**[07:11] ---**
Huh?
**[07:11] ---**
Okay.
**[07:13] ---**
The Nishizawa Peach Group will do everything
in its power to help you with this plan.
**[07:17] ---**
Huuuuuh?!
**[07:19] ---**
I-Incredible. What a popular invader.
**[07:22] ---**
This is what it means to talk
the talk and walk the walk.
***SIGN*** Super-Rich
**[07:25] ---**
And if the Nishizawa Peach Group
will lend us a hand,
**[07:29] ---**
progress will speed up
at an accelerated rate!
**[07:32] ---**
Our invasion of Pekopon will be
complete in the blink of an eye, sir!
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[07:39] ---**
He who controls the train controls Pekopon!
**[07:47] ---**
I am the King of Trains!
***SIGN*** Den...
**[07:53] ---**
Or, in Japanese, *Den—*
**[07:54] ---**
Uncle! Sighted an giant battleship
closing in on Pekopon!
**[07:59] ---**
Or, like, blackship invades?
**[08:02] ---**
Or, like, hostile aircraft?
***SIGN*** Hostile Aircraft!!
**[08:04] ---**
Fantastic!
**[08:06] ---**
Wonderful! How wonderful!
They've fallen right for it!
***SIGN*** Planet Keron ☆
Culture / Comedy News
°° Musical actress Meri-san's
success story
**[08:11] ---**
It appears so.
***SIGN*** Outsider
**[08:12] ---**
Gero? What are you talking about, sir?
***SIGN*** Emergency Stop
**[08:23] ---**
Wh-What's going on, sir?
***SIGN*** V Mart
***SIGN*** Abara Pharmacy
***SIGN*** Local Sake Echigoya
**[08:27] ---**
And coming back is easy-peasy, too!
**[08:31] ---**
Natsumi's... Natsumi's riding my train!
***SIGN*** Shortly arriving at Supermarket Ooba...
***SIGN*** Emergency Alert
***SIGN*** WARNING LEVEL 5
**[08:37] ---**
What?
**[08:47] ---**
Giro!
**[08:50] ---**
Wah... I'm the only one stuck in the depot...
**[08:52] ---**
What's going on?
**[08:59] ---**
W-W-W-Wait!
Where are you taking that thing, sir?!
**[09:03] ---**
U-Urere-san... What is...?
**[09:06] ---**
Of course, they're off to take down
the battleship heading for Pekopon.
**[09:11] ---**
One of those hostile aliens who
profits at the expense of others,
***SIGN*** Exploitarian alien
**[09:14] ---**
an Exploitarian alien!
**[09:17] ---**
He's always watching my movements,
planning to swipe the planets I've invaded.
**[09:23] ---**
And just as expected,
**[09:24] ---**
he learned that my invasion of Pekopon was
proceeding smoothly and showed up.
**[09:29] ---**
Not realizing that it was a trap.
**[09:31] ---**
A... a trap?
***SIGN*** Trap
**[09:33] ---**
Yep. I'll be rid of him today!
**[09:58] ---**
Ahh! My...
**[10:00] ---**
...my KeroLiner!
**[10:03] ---**
My finishing attack...
**[10:04] ---**
Part 999!
**[10:24] ---**
Thanks to you, the Earth was protected.
**[10:27] ---**
I am grateful.
**[10:29] ---**
H-How come you explained the situation
to Master Paul and Lady Momoka,
**[10:33] ---**
but you wouldn't tell us the truth?
**[10:37] ---**
Because there was a higher probability that
the operation would fail if I told you.
**[10:42] ---**
Besides, if you want to deceive your foes,
you must deceive your friends first!
**[10:47] ---**
Okay, see you again!
**[10:54] ---**
All right, Keroro-san.
The rest is up to you, okay?
**[10:58] ---**
Removing the rails around the city.
**[11:00] ---**
C-Can't the Nishizawa Group take care of—
**[11:04] ---**
No.
**[11:06] ---**
Gero! That's too much to ask, sir!
**[11:09] ---**
What we're saying is, at least
clean up after yourself, jerk!
**[11:13] ---**
Know when something's too good to be true!
**[11:15] ---**
Before relying on someone else,
put in the effort yourself first!
**[11:19] ---**
GiroLiner!
**[11:21] ---**
M-My...
**[11:24] ---**
...my... youuuuuth!
**[11:41] ---**
There!
**[11:50] ---**
What?!
**[11:51] ---**
A new assassin from Shurara
at the Oshigotonin:
***SIGN*** Giruru
**[11:54] ---**
Sanzu-River Giruru!
**[12:06] ---**
I am immortal.
**[12:08] ---**
You cannot defeat me!
**[12:11] ---**
Giruru!
**[12:13] ---**
Then how about this?!
**[12:29] ---**
How dare you...
**[12:31] ---**
What?!
**[12:32] ---**
For this... I will definitely...
**[12:36] ---**
...make you pay!
**[12:39] ---**
As punishment, I will find the
Pekoponian you hold dearest...
**[12:43] ---**
...Hinata Natsumi...
**[12:44] ---**
...and punish her!
**[12:52] ---**
Giroro: The Beautiful Girl
and the Liquid Keronian, Sir!
***SIGN*** Overwater Warehouse #3
***SIGN*** Overwater Warehouse #2
**[13:07] ---**
Hm? What's this red puddle?
**[13:11] ---**
Wha?! Corporal Giroro?!
**[13:14] ---**
Keroro! Please respond! Keroro!
**[13:17] ---**
Even my communicator has been liquefied!
**[13:20] ---**
I have to get back as quickly as possible
to the Hinata house, or Natsumi will...
***SIGN*** Overwater Warehouse #3
***SIGN*** Overwater Warehouse #2
**[13:25] ---**
Are you okay, Corporal Giroro?!
**[13:30] ---**
I... I thought I was dead...
**[13:37] ---**
Wagh! Stop it! Would you stop that?!
**[13:47] ---**
Enough...
**[13:50] ---**
That Giruru... He plans to go after Natsumi?!
**[13:53] ---**
I have to hurry!
**[13:56] ---**
This is the Galactic Bath, inside
the Keroro Platoon's secret base.
**[14:02] ---**
I did it! I reached the base!
**[14:05] ---**
How horribly unhygenic.
**[14:07] ---**
This is because no one cleans except for me.
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[14:11] ---**
Dororo! It's me, Giroro!
**[14:13] ---**
Answer me, Dororo!
**[14:16] ---**
A liquid Keronian from an
experimental unit is after Natsumi!
**[14:21] ---**
Who in heavens splatted paint here?
**[14:25] ---**
Can't you, cancha, can't you hear
my voi... my voice, Dororo?!
**[14:28] ---**
I only just cleaned that!
***SIGN*** He can't hear you
**[14:30] ---**
Can't hear.
**[14:32] ---**
W-Wait, Dororo, wait!
**[14:34] ---**
It's me, Giroro!
***SIGN*** Squeeeeze
**[14:37] ---**
Don't squeeze me!
**[14:40] ---**
Honestly. They make such a mess.
Where would they be without me?
**[14:44] ---**
Arghhh!
***SIGN*** Training
**[14:50] ---**
Training!
**[14:51] ---**
Last spurt!
**[14:59] ---**
Training finished!
***SIGN*** Training Over
**[15:01] ---**
I built up a good sweat!
***SIGN*** My Water Station Melon Cola Lemonade Banana Orange
**[15:05] ---**
Tamama! It's me! Tamama!
**[15:12] ---**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** In the Jug!!
**[15:14] ---**
He's in the jug!
***SIGN*** Melon Cola Lemonade Banana Orange
**[15:15] ---**
When did a strawberry soda get here?
**[15:18] ---**
Who are you calling a strawberry soda?!
***SIGN*** He can't hear you
**[15:22] ---**
Can't hear.
**[15:23] ---**
Fizzy and fresh! Looks delicious!
**[15:27] ---**
H-Hey! Stop, Tamama!
**[15:29] ---**
It's me, Giroro! Don't drink me!
***SIGN*** My Water Station Melon Cola Lemonade Banana Orange
***SIGN*** Ahhhhhh!
**[15:34] ---**
Ahhhhhh! One more glass!
**[15:42] ---**
That red veggie juice... it is disgusting...
**[15:47] ---**
Serves you right.
I am not red veggie juice!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[15:50] ---**
Well, then... I don't like doing this, but...
**[15:54] ---**
Kululu! Please return my body to normal.
**[15:57] ---**
Quickly! If we don't hurry, Natsumi will—
**[16:01] ---**
He's observing the Hinata house?
...For security?
**[16:07] ---**
Best shot, oh yeah!
**[16:09] ---**
No, it's... as I thought,
to stalk Hinata Aki...
**[16:13] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[16:17] ---**
And it's done!
***SIGN*** Harden!
Pururun
**[16:19] ---**
Phew! But there's still
lots of time before dinner.
**[16:23] ---**
I'll put the oil solidifier in right now,
**[16:26] ---**
and then... it's a little bit early,
but... I think I'll have a bath.
**[16:32] ---**
B-B-B-B-B-B-Bath?!
**[16:35] ---**
It's dangerous to go near liquids right now!
**[16:41] ---**
I... I've finally started dabbling...
**[16:44] ---**
...in that forbidden world...
**[16:45] ---**
...of making Gundam models that
ignore the original setting!
**[16:50] ---**
Keroro! Quickly, take me...
**[16:52] ---**
Take me to Natsumi!
***SIGN*** He can't hear you
**[16:54] ---**
Like I've been saying, he can't hear you.
**[17:02] ---**
Gero?
**[17:03] ---**
Huh? Isn't there kinda... more of it?
**[17:06] ---**
Ahh, I'll just paint it like this, sir!
**[17:09] ---**
S-Stop it! It's me! It's Giroro!
**[17:12] ---**
D-Don't paint me!
**[17:16] ---**
Char's custom red White Base,
finally completed!
**[17:20] ---**
With horn!
**[17:21] ---**
Huh?
**[17:22] ---**
But isn't a red White Base
a contradiction?
**[17:25] ---**
That said, Red Base doesn't
really roll off the tongue...
**[17:29] ---**
Red Trojan Horse...? Nahh...
**[17:32] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:33] ---**
S-Somehow it turned back into just
a regular old White Base, sir.
**[17:38] ---**
Ah, this must be! This must be a punishment
from the god of Gundam models, sir!
**[17:42] ---**
I'm sorry, sir! God of Gundam models!
**[17:47] ---**
I don't have the time to be fooling
around with you and your hobbies!
**[17:51] ---**
Is that... a drainpipe?
**[17:53] ---**
Right! I'll follow that and
get into the Hinata house!
**[18:05] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[18:08] ---**
Right now, I'm...
**[18:10] ---**
I'm in the bath with...
**[18:28] ---**
This must be that stupid frog's doing again!
**[18:31] ---**
You won't frighten me so easily!
**[18:34] ---**
A-At this rate...!
**[18:42] ---**
Somehow... Somehow I have to communicate
to Natsumi that danger is approaching.
**[18:48] ---**
You're not getting away.
**[18:50] ---**
N-Natsumi! L-Listen to—
***SIGN*** She can't hear you
**[18:53] ---**
She can't hear you.
**[18:54] ---**
Take this!
**[18:56] ---**
Listen to what I have to say!
**[19:02] ---**
I'm not done with you yet.
**[19:14] ---**
I'll evaporate you!
**[19:18] ---**
So this... This is how it ends for me?
**[19:21] ---**
But if I can't return to
my normal body anymore...
**[19:25] ---**
...then meeting my end by Natsumi's hands...
**[19:30] ---**
That is also fate...
**[19:32] ---**
No... I cannot accept such a fate!
**[19:39] ---**
That's...!
**[19:41] ---**
Giruru!
**[19:42] ---**
No, you don't!
**[19:49] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:51] ---**
Stop your futile struggling
and be absorbed by me!
**[19:55] ---**
Absolutely no way!
**[19:59] ---**
Girururururu!
**[20:01] ---**
C-Could that be...
**[20:03] ---**
...Giroro?!
***SIGN*** Harden!
Pururun
**[20:09] ---**
That's...
**[20:10] ---**
...if I'm not mistaken...
**[20:13] ---**
Okay! Prepare yourself, Giruru!
***SIGN*** Harden!
Pururun
***SIGN*** Harden!
Pururun
**[20:26] ---**
Huh?
**[20:30] ---**
Wibblewibble! Wobblewobble.
**[20:33] ---**
Why...?
***SIGN*** Harden! Pururun
**[20:36] ---**
The oil solidifier!
**[20:38] ---**
Not solidified oil,
but solidified liquid Keronian!
***SIGN*** Solidified
**[20:43] ---**
Wow, so this is a Keronian, too?
**[20:46] ---**
I'll send this guy back to HQ later, sir!
**[20:51] ---**
Thanks, Giroro.
**[20:53] ---**
Hmph. I only did what was natural to do.
**[21:02] ---**
Come on, guys, let's all swim together!
**[21:05] ---**
One, two, three, four!
**[21:05] ---**
I don't really...
**[21:08] ---**
Then we'll go ahead of you, Master Fuyuki!
**[21:10] ---**
Hop!
**[21:11] ---**
Nin!
**[21:11] ---**
Woo!
**[21:12] ---**
There!
**[21:20] ---**
That day, a mysterious red tide spread
around Inner-Tokyo's municipal pool.
**[21:25] ---**
Swimming was banned in it
from that day forth.
**[21:32] ---**
Char Custom.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Ghostly Phenomenon
**[23:07] ---**
It's Natsumi.
**[23:08] ---**
It's Pururu.
**[23:09] ---**
Keronians look like tadpoles
when they're small.
***SIGN*** Cucuruz Doan
**[23:13] ---**
So... even Galulu used to be a tadpole?
**[23:16] ---**
Of course!
**[23:17] ---**
Wowww! I can't even imagine it!
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that. Chytrids are scary!
**[23:23] ---**
"Fuyuki & Keroro:
Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E170 - Fuyuki & Keroro: Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir! / Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05Z0N/fuyuki--keroro-unveil-the-seven-mysteries-sir--pururu--chiruyo-secret-friends-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:34] ---**
Spine-chilling monsters
lurk in schools at night.
**[02:06] ---**
Please... stop it, Satsuki...
**[02:09] ---**
Not yet. The really scary part
is yet to come.
**[02:13] ---**
And then... the next day, when they
looked in the school courtyard...
**[02:21] ---**
Fuyuki & Keroro:
Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir!
**[02:27] ---**
And there...
**[02:29] ---**
...instead of books...
**[02:31] ---**
...holding a butcher's knife
covered in blood...
***SIGN*** Ninomiya Kinjiro
**[02:36] ---**
...was a statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro!
**[02:41] ---**
Hm? Ninomiya Kinjiro?
**[02:43] ---**
It's a pretty well-known story,
one of Kissho Academy's seven mysteries.
**[02:48] ---**
W-Well, yes, this kind of tale
is nothing new.
**[02:51] ---**
It's true, I tell you! Some of the other kids
say they've seen way more than that!
**[02:55] ---**
The majority of those types of stories have
no actual relation to any ghostly phenomenon,
***SIGN*** White Shadow
**[03:00] ---**
and have logical explanations.
***SIGN*** Dead pampas grass
**[03:03] ---**
It's a bit of a shame.
***SIGN*** Occult Club President Hinata Fuyuki
**[03:05] ---**
A statement worthy of the
Occult Club President!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Seven Mysteries
**[03:08] ---**
For example, the first of the seven
mysteries of Kissho Academy...
***SIGN*** Mystery One
***SIGN*** The Forbidden Toilet
**[03:12] ---**
...is the forbidden toilet whose door
doesn't open even though there's no one inside.
**[03:16] ---**
When I investigated it, I found
that the door was just poorly constructed.
***SIGN*** Grriiiiikkkk
***SIGN*** Mystery Two
**[03:22] ---**
And the anatomical model in the science
lab that weeps on rainy nights...
***SIGN*** The Weeping Anatomical Model
**[03:30] ---**
...was just a leaky roof dripping down
from the ceiling onto the model's face.
***SIGN*** Leaky Ceiling Drops
**[03:36] ---**
Master Fuyuki, that's quite
some detective work, sir!
**[03:41] ---**
Then... what about the running
statue of Ninomiya Kinjirou?
***SIGN*** Running Statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro
***SIGN*** The White Face that Appears in the Mirror on the 3rd Floor of the North Building
**[03:44] ---**
The white face that appears in the mirror
on the 3rd floor of the north building?!
***SIGN*** AV Room
***SIGN*** Uuuuuuuuuuh...
***SIGN*** The Snivelling Voice
that Can be Heard from
the AV Room at 2 a.m.
**[03:47] ---**
The snivelling voice that can be heard
from the AV room at 2 a.m.?!
***SIGN*** The Stairs that have a Different Number of Steps When You Go Up and When You Go Down
**[03:53] ---**
The stairs that have a different number of steps
when you go up and when you go down?
**[03:58] ---**
Can you explain all of those?!
**[04:00] ---**
Well, I'm not done investigating yet...
**[04:02] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:04] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[04:06] ---**
As a great detective,
my little grey cells and I
***SIGN*** Little Grey Cells
***SIGN*** Mysteries
**[04:10] ---**
will show you we can solve all
of those mysteries, ma'am!
**[04:14] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[04:21] ---**
Are you sure it's all right
just to come in like this?
**[04:24] ---**
Wh-Wh-What relation does this have
to the invasion of Pekopon?
**[04:28] ---**
If I show her how swiftly and effortlessly
I can solve these mysteries,
**[04:32] ---**
Lady Natsumi will gain some
slight respect for me, sir!
**[04:36] ---**
I-I-Isn't there some other strategy
that could achieve that?
**[04:48] ---**
Mr. Corporal, it is a mirror.
**[04:51] ---**
What?
**[04:52] ---**
That's one of the seven mysteries,
**[04:54] ---**
the mirror on the 3rd floor
of the north building.
***SIGN*** Mystery Three
***SIGN*** North Building
Mirror On The 3rd Floor
**[04:59] ---**
And a white face appears here?
**[05:02] ---**
Does it look like this?
**[05:10] ---**
Lessee.
**[05:12] ---**
Noooo! Why is there a
bloodied handprint there?!
***SIGN*** Unconscious
**[05:15] ---**
He's unconscious.
***SIGN*** Facial Pack
**[05:17] ---**
Ah, my pores are so dirty.
**[05:20] ---**
I see.
**[05:22] ---**
I have solved the entire mystery!
**[05:24] ---**
Already?!
**[05:27] ---**
A horrifying and sad truth
lies behind this case.
**[05:33] ---**
A veteran with a scarred face,
**[05:35] ---**
embroiled in a family quarrel revolving
around his grandfather's inheritance...
***SIGN*** Family Quarrel
Mystery
Succession to the Inheritance
Masked Man
Mystery
**[05:39] ---**
That's not it, Sarge.
**[05:40] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:42] ---**
This is paint.
**[05:44] ---**
Paint?
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[05:46] ---**
It's right across from the art room.
**[05:58] ---**
Look carefully, Sis.
It's a plaster bust for sketching!
**[06:02] ---**
A... a bust?
**[06:05] ---**
This was the real identity of
the white face in the mirror!
**[06:11] ---**
When you figure these things out,
it's surprisingly... underwhelming, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Mystery Four
**[06:17] ---**
The next of the seven mysteries...
***SIGN*** AV Room
**[06:19] ---**
...is the snivelling voice that can be
heard from the AV room at 2 a.m.
***SIGN*** The Snivelling Voice
that Can be Heard from
the AV Room at 2 a.m.
**[06:28] ---**
This is... "5... yen... statue?"
***SIGN*** 500 Million Yen Crime Reaches Statute of Limitations
**[06:31] ---**
"500 million yen crime reaches
statute of limitations"...
**[06:35] ---**
I see! I've got it, sir!
**[06:39] ---**
That 500 million yen robbery!
**[06:41] ---**
The culprit hid the money
he stole in this AV room!
***SIGN*** 500 million yen
**[06:45] ---**
And so that no one would find that out,
**[06:47] ---**
he used a tape recorder to record a
snivelling voice and had it play at nights,
***SIGN*** Snivelling
**[06:52] ---**
so that everyone would be
too scared to approach it. And then...
**[06:55] ---**
That's not it, Sarge.
**[06:56] ---**
Ge!
**[06:57] ---**
The hint is "2 a.m.."
**[07:00] ---**
What's showing on TV
Inner-Tokyo at that time?
***SIGN*** 2:00 [SUB] Captain Geroro (FINAL) (Repeat) 2:30 [SUB] Gerlock
**[07:02] ---**
Reruns of *Captain Geroro!*
***SIGN*** Uuuuuuuuuuh...
**[07:08] ---**
S-Someone's in there!
**[07:10] ---**
Sh. Keep it down.
***SIGN*** Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
**[07:15] ---**
It must be the teacher on night duty!
***SIGN*** Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
**[07:21] ---**
It's *Captain Geroro!*
**[07:23] ---**
Yes. Today is the last episode of
the first season of *Captain Geroro.*
**[07:27] ---**
That episode always brings
tears to my eyes, sir.
**[07:30] ---**
The teacher must have been
watching this every week.
**[07:34] ---**
The truth was *that* stupid?
**[07:37] ---**
The next mystery.
***SIGN*** Mystery Five
***SIGN*** The Stairs that have
a Different Number Of Steps
When You Go Up and When You Go Down
**[07:39] ---**
The stairs that have a different number of steps
when you go up and when you go down...
**[07:43] ---**
This is the easiest one by far, sir!
**[07:45] ---**
Y-You've got it already?
**[07:47] ---**
What if the one counting the number of steps
**[07:50] ---**
was 556?
**[07:58] ---**
Don't be silly. Even 556-san
can at least count properly.
***SIGN*** Calligraphy Club Fuurinkazan Simple Meals Bright Future
**[08:04] ---**
Works by the Calligraphy Club!
**[08:06] ---**
Oh, I get it!
**[08:08] ---**
It's because, while they were
counting the number of steps,
**[08:10] ---**
one of them asked what level
they'd reached in calligraphy!
***SIGN*** 1 step
**[08:15] ---**
1, 2, 3...
***SIGN*** 2 steps
***SIGN*** 3 steps
**[08:18] ---**
Hey, what level are you in calligraphy?
**[08:21] ---**
4.
***SIGN*** 4 steps
**[08:21] ---**
Wow, that's impressive...
**[08:23] ---**
It's not *that* amazing.
***SIGN*** 5 steps
**[08:24] ---**
5, 6...
***SIGN*** 6 steps
**[08:26] ---**
Yes. It was the same logic as that
old rakugo "Time Noodles" story!
**[08:30] ---**
What time is it?
**[08:33] ---**
Oh! Excellent deduction, Master Fuyuki!
**[08:35] ---**
Is that all it has to be?
**[08:38] ---**
All that's left is the mystery of the
running statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro.
***SIGN*** Mystery Six
***SIGN*** The Running Statue
of Ninomiya Kinjiro
**[08:42] ---**
Gero? This is Ninomiya Kinjiro?
***SIGN*** Ninomiya Kinjiro
**[08:45] ---**
Yes. His real name is
Ninomiya Sontoku, though.
***SIGN*** Ninomiya Sontoku
**[08:49] ---**
But... this one is the only one
that's got me totally stumped.
**[08:54] ---**
It might actually be a ghostly phenomenon.
***SIGN*** Ghostly Phenomenon
**[08:58] ---**
I see!
**[08:59] ---**
I have solved the entire mystery, sir!
***SIGN*** Solved
**[09:07] ---**
The time is precisely
three o'clock in the morning.
**[09:09] ---**
In just a moment, this statue
will begin to move, sir.
**[09:12] ---**
And it will do so right foot first,
with a stride of 30 centimeters,
***SIGN*** Right Foot
***SIGN*** 30 cm
***SIGN*** North-North-West
**[09:15] ---**
heading north-north-west at a
speed of 30 km/h. Quite fast.
***SIGN*** 30 km/h
**[09:20] ---**
How do you know all those details?
**[09:22] ---**
And it is now...
**[09:24] ---**
...3 a.m.!
**[09:31] ---**
Right foot first, stride of 30 centimeters!
***SIGN*** 30 cm
***SIGN*** North-North-West!
**[09:37] ---**
North-north-west!
**[09:44] ---**
Exactly 30 km/h.
**[09:46] ---**
Wow, Sarge! How did you know that?!
**[09:49] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[09:51] ---**
He is headed for the cooking room!
**[09:54] ---**
And there he is...
**[09:57] ---**
...filleting a fish!
**[10:00] ---**
Why fish...?!
**[10:01] ---**
Come on, how did you know that, Sarge?
**[10:03] ---**
Do you want to know, sir?
**[10:05] ---**
Don't leave me hanging! Come on, tell us!
**[10:08] ---**
Sashimi!
**[10:09] ---**
The truth is...
**[10:14] ---**
We sneakily put this thing here quite
a while ago to investigate your school.
**[10:17] ---**
And then we totally forgot
it existed. It's a spy robot!
**[10:22] ---**
Oh, delicious!
**[10:25] ---**
Ahhh... Now that you mention it,
we did do that once...
**[10:28] ---**
Oh, am I glad we left the optional
sashimi function enabled, sir!
**[10:34] ---**
Why do you do stupid things like this?!
**[10:37] ---**
Gero!!
**[10:40] ---**
And so, the seven mysteries of
Kissho Academy were all solved.
**[10:44] ---**
...Except...
**[10:47] ---**
Gero? Hold on, they're the seven mysteries,
but weren't there only six?
**[10:51] ---**
What about the seventh?
**[10:52] ---**
Ah, never mind that one.
**[10:54] ---**
No one knows the seventh.
**[10:56] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[10:58] ---**
Why?
**[11:01] ---**
Because anyone who learns all seven...
**[11:03] ---**
...is said to fall victim to a terrible fate.
**[11:07] ---**
G-Gero...
**[11:12] ---**
I know the seventh one...
**[11:17] ---**
Gero! Don't tell meee!
**[11:21] ---**
Does your school have seven mysteries?
**[11:33] ---**
Chief Nurse Pururu has come to visit
Sergeant Keroro for the first time in a while.
**[11:37] ---**
She's Sergeant Keroro's childhood friend.
**[11:40] ---**
Huh. So, Chief Nurse Pururu,
are you here on Pekopon for some sightseeing?
**[11:46] ---**
Just to Kyushu.
**[11:48] ---**
I had a relaxing time in the hot springs.
It was a lot of fun!
***SIGN*** Milk Pudding
**[11:52] ---**
Here you are, a souvenir.
**[11:54] ---**
Gero? Pudding, as a Kyushu souvenir?
***SIGN*** Instant
Dumplings
**[11:57] ---**
Not instant dumplings?
**[11:59] ---**
It's apparently a popular dessert
you can only buy locally.
**[12:02] ---**
Oh, I see, I see!
**[12:04] ---**
Pururu-chan, it seems you've become quite
accustomed to life on Pekopon, ma'am!
**[12:09] ---**
I'd say so!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[12:10] ---**
Although not as much as you, Keroro-kun.
**[12:12] ---**
Stupid frog! Have you seen my pink socks?
**[12:16] ---**
You were on laundry duty yesterday, right?
**[12:18] ---**
Ahh, yes, yes, ma'am!
**[12:20] ---**
Wait just a moment.
**[12:22] ---**
Honestly, that Lady Natsumi! Without me,
**[12:24] ---**
she can't do anything at all, ma'am!
**[12:27] ---**
Coming, coming!
**[12:29] ---**
Keroro-kun seems to be having fun.
**[12:32] ---**
I wonder if there are any houses that
would let me stay without paying.
**[12:38] ---**
Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!
**[12:44] ---**
I'm home!
**[12:45] ---**
Ah, welcome home, Fuyuki!
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, Master Fuyuki!
You returned at a good time, sir!
**[12:51] ---**
We were just eating the puddings
she brought back as a souvenir!
**[12:54] ---**
Ohh, that looks delicious!
**[13:00] ---**
3:08 p.m. Returns straight home from school.
**[13:04] ---**
Snack: Souvenir pudding.
**[13:06] ---**
You're familiar with this memo-taking girl:
she's Tsukigami Chiruyo.
***SIGN*** Tsukigami Chiruyo
**[13:09] ---**
Huh? Pururu-chan! It's been a while!
**[13:14] ---**
I didn't know you'd come to visit!
**[13:15] ---**
I hope I'm not intruding!
**[13:17] ---**
Who's that violet-colored alien?
**[13:21] ---**
Apart from the green alien, I've seen
a red, black, and yellow one, but...
**[13:25] ---**
So there's another one now?
***SIGN*** New Member of the Alien Comedy Group?!
**[13:27] ---**
A new member of the alien comedy group?!
**[13:30] ---**
Who's there?!
**[13:36] ---**
Tsukigami-san?
**[13:40] ---**
I... I'm sorry!
**[13:42] ---**
That girl was still investigating
the stupid frogs?
**[13:45] ---**
Dear me. What trouble these people are!
**[13:48] ---**
I-Is this going to be okay?
**[13:50] ---**
For other Pekoponians to find out about us?
**[13:53] ---**
Ahh, that's probably not a problem.
**[13:57] ---**
What do I do...? Fuyuki-kun caught me!
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo
No. 3114
**[14:01] ---**
And... that violet alien is pretty sharp.
**[14:05] ---**
She had a syringe...
**[14:07] ---**
A doctor skit?
***SIGN*** Doctor Skit
**[14:09] ---**
Husband-and-wife comedy duo?
***SIGN*** Husband-And-Wife Comedy Duo
**[14:11] ---**
Still under that same misconception.
**[14:19] ---**
This should be her room.
**[14:22] ---**
Keroro-kun and the others
said it'd be fine, but...
**[14:24] ---**
...the way she conducted herself...
she's no ordinary person.
**[14:27] ---**
This many reports?
**[14:30] ---**
She really is... a Pekoponian spy,
trying to look into the Keron Army!
**[14:34] ---**
This one also has the wrong idea.
**[14:42] ---**
You're the new member of the alien comedy
group who I saw at Fuyuki-kun's house!
***SIGN*** Comedy Alien
**[14:47] ---**
Comedy...? What are you talking about?
**[14:49] ---**
What about you? You've been
writing these reports!
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo No. 267
**[14:52] ---**
Ah! Not that!
**[14:57] ---**
These are...
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun
**[15:02] ---**
Don't look! This isn't...!
**[15:05] ---**
Oh... She likes Fuyuki-kun.
**[15:08] ---**
So that's why...
**[15:09] ---**
This is perfect!
**[15:11] ---**
Um, excuse me, but...
**[15:13] ---**
...would you mind allowing me to stay here?
**[15:17] ---**
Why do I have to keep a
comedy alien around here?
***SIGN*** Comedy Alien
**[15:21] ---**
I'm not a comedy alien...
**[15:24] ---**
But, look! Don't you think it would be good
for both of us in a number of ways?
**[15:28] ---**
Good...?
***SIGN*** Comedy Aliens
**[15:30] ---**
She's right!
**[15:32] ---**
As a fellow comedy-alien-keeper,
**[15:35] ---**
I might be able to get closer to Fuyuki-kun!
**[15:38] ---**
I could observe him so much more,
memo so much more,
**[15:42] ---**
and... Fuyuki-kun could also...
**[15:46] ---**
7:52 p.m.
**[15:48] ---**
Chiruyo-chan is drawing spirals on the
carpet with the index finger of her right hand
**[15:52] ---**
while holding in her left hand a cookie
she bought at Supermarket Oba...
**[15:55] ---**
Ahh! Fuyuki-kun jotting down
memos about me...
**[15:59] ---**
Excuse me... Are you okay?
**[16:02] ---**
I-It's nothing.
**[16:04] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:06] ---**
It might not be too bad to
allow you to freeload here.
**[16:09] ---**
Then it's settled!
**[16:10] ---**
I was just looking for
a place to stay, anyway.
**[16:14] ---**
They call this "give and take"
on Pekopon, right?
**[16:18] ---**
Give and take?
**[16:24] ---**
What do you think?
**[16:26] ---**
Simply changing to contacts creates quite
a different impression, doesn't it?
**[16:29] ---**
The skirt suits you well, too.
**[16:31] ---**
D-Does it?
**[16:33] ---**
All right, here we go!
**[16:35] ---**
What's wrong?
**[16:37] ---**
It's my first time coming
in through the front door.
**[16:40] ---**
Huh? What's up, Tsukigami-san?
**[16:42] ---**
Didn't recognize her for a moment?
**[16:44] ---**
Pururu-chan?
**[16:45] ---**
Don't you think this kind
of fashion suits her?
**[16:48] ---**
H-Hey...
**[16:49] ---**
Yeah. It suits her really well!
**[16:55] ---**
Oh, Pururu-chan! Could this be...
**[16:57] ---**
Yes! Chiruyo-chan has agreed
to let me stay at her house.
**[17:01] ---**
So we thought we'd greet you officially.
**[17:04] ---**
U-Um... err...
**[17:06] ---**
I... I hope we can get along!
**[17:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's room...
**[17:12] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's room, from a place
other than the ceiling...
**[17:14] ---**
Oh, right! Memo! I have to take a memo!
***SIGN*** Black Pipe Bed
**[17:18] ---**
The bed is a black pipe bed.
***SIGN*** Light Blue
**[17:20] ---**
The sheets are a pale blue color.
***SIGN*** Unidentified Creatures That Actually Exist The Astonishing Pyramid Towers
**[17:22] ---**
Bottom shelf of the bookcase,
from right to left:
**[17:24] ---**
*Unidentified Creatures That Actually Exist,*
***SIGN*** Bed neat and tidy Sheets, light blue Bookcase, bottom shelf, right to left: "Unidentified Animals That Actually Exist"
**[17:26] ---**
*The Astonishing Pyramid Power...*
**[17:28] ---**
Ah! You know, Chiruyo-chan was under
the impression that you're comedians.
**[17:34] ---**
She said you were going to do a doctor
husband-and-wife comedy skit with me.
**[17:36] ---**
Hmph! How pathetic!
**[17:39] ---**
I see!
**[17:40] ---**
A doctor husband-and-wife comedy skit!
That's a new idea, ma'am!
**[17:44] ---**
Okay, Pururu-chan, want to give it a try?
**[17:46] ---**
Why do I have to be your
comedy partner, huh?
**[17:49] ---**
There!
**[17:50] ---**
Gerooo!
***SIGN*** Husband-And-Wife Doctor Comedy Duo
**[17:52] ---**
Doctor husband-and-wife comedy duo!
**[17:54] ---**
Nggghh! Jealousy!
**[17:57] ---**
I am the only one allowed to do a
husband-and-wife comedy duo with Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Busily Memoing!
**[18:02] ---**
Oh! Private Tamama! What good timing!
**[18:05] ---**
Then, we'll form a new comedy group
with all three of us!
***SIGN*** Nankyoku Tamae
**[18:09] ---**
Nankyoku Tamae!
***SIGN*** Aozora Keroko
**[18:11] ---**
Aozora Keroko!
**[18:13] ---**
Ah, Pururu-chan, you can be "Unabara Pururi."
***SIGN*** Unabara Pururi
**[18:18] ---**
Hey! Giroro! Don't just sit there spaced out!
**[18:20] ---**
Come on! Cucuruz Doan!
**[18:22] ---**
Don't involve me in this!
***SIGN*** Cucuruz Doan
**[18:24] ---**
C-Cucuruz Doan!
**[18:26] ---**
And you're doing it anyway.
**[18:29] ---**
Top shelf. *Encyclopedia of World Mysteries,*
**[18:31] ---**
*Secrets of the Human Form,*
**[18:33] ---**
*The Bare Minimum 100 Secrets
You Should Know About Chupacabra...*
**[18:37] ---**
Let's leave the slapstick there
and go to the secret base.
***SIGN*** Slapstick
**[18:41] ---**
Chiruyo-chan, you can handle the rest, right?
**[18:46] ---**
Okay, let's go, you guys!
**[18:48] ---**
Gero? Why?
**[18:50] ---**
Ah, you mean, we should talk about
our material backstage first?
**[18:53] ---**
Just go!
**[18:55] ---**
Gosh, why are men all so dense?
**[18:58] ---**
Dense?
**[19:00] ---**
C-Could it be...
**[19:01] ---**
...that our slapstick... isn't funny?
**[19:06] ---**
Is slapstick itself out-of-fashion nowadays?
***SIGN*** I can do it myself!
**[19:08] ---**
Are solo acts the way to go?
**[19:10] ---**
The hot thing now is husband-and-wife
comedy couples with two men!
**[19:12] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[19:13] ---**
Solo acts...
**[19:15] ---**
Relax and enjoy yourselves!
**[19:20] ---**
But it's my room!
**[19:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's smile...
**[19:21] ---**
Of course I'll relax!
**[19:24] ---**
Approximately 6 mm of teeth
showing, no cavities...
**[19:27] ---**
What's wrong, Tsukigami-san?
**[19:30] ---**
N-No, it's nothing...
**[19:32] ---**
She might be right that
slapstick is a bit old now.
**[19:36] ---**
I like it, though.
**[19:37] ---**
Y-Yes, I agree.
**[19:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun likes slapstick.
**[19:41] ---**
Which do you prefer, Tsukigami-san?
**[19:44] ---**
I... um, I...
**[19:46] ---**
I think I prefer solo comedians.
**[19:48] ---**
Really... Sis likes solo acts, too.
**[19:52] ---**
I wonder if all girls are like that?
**[19:57] ---**
No... I'm finally in Fuyuki-kun's room...
**[20:00] ---**
I'm all alone with him... and yet...
**[20:03] ---**
At this rate... At this rate, I...
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[20:17] ---**
What's wrong?
**[20:18] ---**
Couldn't you get any closer to
Fuyuki-kun while you were alone?
**[20:22] ---**
I managed to talk a lot with him,
and I learned more about him.
**[20:27] ---**
Then isn't that great?
**[20:29] ---**
But... But...
**[20:33] ---**
When I'm with Fuyuki-kun,
I don't have any time to write memos!
***SIGN*** ME
**[20:36] ---**
Me...mos?
***SIGN*** MOS
**[20:39] ---**
Even when I learn something really
precious, I can't memo it down.
**[20:47] ---**
Huh? You're not staying together any more?
**[20:50] ---**
Yes. Well, there were a number of reasons.
**[20:52] ---**
It looks like our "give and take"
wasn't balancing out.
**[20:55] ---**
That's a shame, ma'am.
**[20:57] ---**
But she's used to friends now,
**[20:59] ---**
so let's go to visit her house next time!
**[21:02] ---**
All together!
***SIGN*** All Together!!
**[21:03] ---**
Gosh! Why are boys so dense?
***SIGN*** Jab!!
**[21:08] ---**
Wah! Hey! What are you doing?
**[21:10] ---**
Nothing! Just vitamins!
**[21:13] ---**
4:17 p.m.
**[21:15] ---**
Has 30 cc of vitamins injected
into his butt by Pururu.
**[21:24] ---**
Pekoponians really are amusing!
**[21:26] ---**
She's no longer freeloading,
**[21:28] ---**
but their girls' friendship seems
to have remained, doesn't it?
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
It's Kululu, nyu!
**[23:09] ---**
For hot seasons: Curry!
For cold seasons: Also curry!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Keron: The Rebellious Age A Manual
**[23:12] ---**
'Cause curry goes with everything.
**[23:14] ---**
If there's anything that doesn't go
with curry, I wanna know what it is.
***SIGN*** Pain
**[23:18] ---**
'Cause I'll make you eat it.
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:21] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi are...
**[23:23] ---**
"Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E171 - Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir! / Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPNV5/tamama-rebel-without-a-cause-sir--kululu-home-alone-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** Rebellious Period
**[01:31] ---**
Have you ever caused your parents
**[01:34] ---**
or teacher trouble by rebelling?
**[01:37] ---**
Well, let's begin this
month's regular meeting...
**[01:43] ---**
Huh? Where's Tamama?
**[01:45] ---**
Come to think of it, I haven't
seen him since this morning.
**[01:48] ---**
Sheesh! Tardiness is not tolerated!
**[01:52] ---**
Hey! Private Tamama!
**[01:54] ---**
You know that tardiness is not...
**[01:57] ---**
Gero?
**[01:58] ---**
Are you listening to me,
Private 2nd Class Tamama? Hey!
**[02:05] ---**
G-Gero?
**[02:10] ---**
Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir!
**[02:16] ---**
Hey! Private Tamama!
**[02:18] ---**
What's with your attitude this morning?
**[02:21] ---**
You owe everyone an apology!
***SIGN*** My bad
**[02:25] ---**
My bad.
***SIGN*** Snap
**[02:29] ---**
When you apologize, you look the other
person in the eye and apologize!
**[02:32] ---**
That's the decorum of a soldier!
**[02:34] ---**
One of the basics of an invader!
**[02:37] ---**
G-Gero...
**[02:39] ---**
Um... Uh...
**[02:41] ---**
My... bad... bro.
***SIGN*** My bad, bro
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[02:49] ---**
Pfft!
**[02:50] ---**
Grrr!
**[02:52] ---**
I wonder what's wrong with Tama-chan.
**[02:54] ---**
Or, like, messed-up psyche?
**[02:55] ---**
This could be...
**[02:57] ---**
Oh, that?
**[02:58] ---**
I see!
***SIGN*** That That That That
**[03:00] ---**
Private Tamama must be going through that!
**[03:03] ---**
What is "that"?
**[03:08] ---**
Perfect timing!
**[03:10] ---**
I just baked these madeleines.
**[03:13] ---**
Do you want one?
I'm pretty sure they're good.
***SIGN*** Piping Hot
***SIGN*** Piping Hot
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[03:16] ---**
Pfft.
**[03:17] ---**
"Pfft"?
**[03:18] ---**
No, thank you.
**[03:20] ---**
W-What's with him?
**[03:22] ---**
Tamama, Nishizawa-san is looking for you.
**[03:26] ---**
Move.
**[03:27] ---**
O-Okay...
**[03:34] ---**
He's probably going through
a rebellious phase.
**[03:36] ---**
Rebellious phase?
**[03:38] ---**
You two haven't given me
any problems recently,
**[03:42] ---**
but when you were little, you went
through your own rebellious phases.
**[03:46] ---**
You'd resist everything I said
and were impossible to deal with.
**[03:50] ---**
Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
**[03:53] ---**
Well, as long as the people
around Tama-chan watch over him
**[03:57] ---**
to make sure he doesn't go in the wrong
direction, I'm sure it'll be okay.
**[04:05] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[04:10] ---**
G-Good morning, Tamama...
**[04:14] ---**
Tamama, I bought a cake. Want some?
**[04:20] ---**
Tamama, if there's anything on your mind,
you can always talk to me.
**[04:25] ---**
You've got a lot of people
around you who care about you.
**[04:29] ---**
Gero?
**[04:31] ---**
Quit rebelling!
***SIGN*** Breakdown
Studying
Dream
**[04:33] ---**
Grow up already!
**[04:37] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[04:38] ---**
You're annoying.
**[04:42] ---**
You can't litter here.
**[04:46] ---**
How's about this?
**[04:48] ---**
Wanna go somewhere fun with me?
**[04:57] ---**
Flaming top!
**[04:58] ---**
Knock it off!
**[05:00] ---**
Don't go along with strange
invitations like this, Tamama!
**[05:03] ---**
Let go of me! I can see the treasure...
**[05:06] ---**
I can see it!
**[05:07] ---**
Wait, Tamama!
**[05:09] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[05:10] ---**
Don't do that, Lady Natsumi!
**[05:13] ---**
You mustn't interfere with the process.
**[05:15] ---**
What do you mean?
**[05:18] ---**
Keronian rebellious stage?
**[05:20] ---**
Indeed. Right now, Tamama-dono
**[05:23] ---**
is trying to climb the stairs
to Keronian adulthood.
***SIGN*** Adults
**[05:27] ---**
We have to help him so that
he can safely get through
**[05:31] ---**
the rebellious stage.
**[05:34] ---**
I'll explain.
**[05:35] ---**
When a Keronian reaches the rebellious
stage, the adults around them
**[05:38] ---**
have to say specific set expressions.
***SIGN*** Rebel
***SIGN*** Keron Rebellious Stage Manual
***SIGN*** Step 1
Rebellious Stage
**[05:43] ---**
Step 1: Being kind.
***SIGN*** Step 2
Rebellious Stage
**[05:46] ---**
Step 2: Sometimes being strict.
***SIGN*** Step 3
Rebellious Stage
**[05:50] ---**
Step 3: Enticing them one time
down the path of delinquency.
***SIGN*** Step 4
Rebellious Stage
**[05:54] ---**
Step 4: It may become necessary
to talk with your fists.
***SIGN*** Final Step
Rebellious Stage
**[05:58] ---**
And the final step...
**[06:01] ---**
The rebellious stage...
***SIGN*** It comes upon you without a reason, and also leaves without a reason.
**[06:05] ---**
It comes upon you without a reason,
**[06:07] ---**
and also leaves without a reason.
**[06:12] ---**
With this expression to sum up the period,
the rebellious stage is over.
**[06:17] ---**
I... I took another step...
**[06:21] ---**
...towards maturity.
***SIGN*** Goodbye, rebellious stage
**[06:24] ---**
Goodbye, rebellious stage!
**[06:27] ---**
We've all walked that road ourselves.
**[06:31] ---**
That's right.
**[06:32] ---**
Huh...
**[06:33] ---**
But it seems like a cheap school drama.
**[06:35] ---**
Rude!
**[06:37] ---**
The above rituals have to be followed...
**[06:41] ---**
...but if they're interrupted along the way,
you have to start over from the beginning.
**[06:45] ---**
Really!
**[06:47] ---**
That must be tough.
**[06:48] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:50] ---**
So please don't interrupt next time.
**[06:53] ---**
Because even if we mess up the line,
we have to start over.
**[06:56] ---**
Then we'll help you!
**[06:58] ---**
Yeah. We have to get the old
Tamama back as soon as possible.
**[07:01] ---**
Then let's regroup.
***SIGN*** Keron Rebellious Stage
Manual
**[07:05] ---**
According to this manual, we draw
lots to decide on the roles.
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[07:10] ---**
Corporal Giroro is in charge of step 1.
***SIGN*** Step 1
**[07:16] ---**
I-If there's something on your mind, tell me.
**[07:19] ---**
Always around you... around you...
**[07:21] ---**
You're creepy.
**[07:23] ---**
Shut up! It's not like I wanna do this!
**[07:26] ---**
It's all for your sake, jerk!
**[07:27] ---**
Hey! Play your part, Giroro!
**[07:30] ---**
Clam it! I am playing my part!
**[07:33] ---**
You're useless!
**[07:35] ---**
You're the last person who
should be calling me that!
**[07:38] ---**
W-What are you doing?!
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[07:40] ---**
And so, one more time from the top.
***SIGN*** Step 1
**[07:43] ---**
If there's anything on your mind,
tell me about it.
**[07:45] ---**
You've always got a lot of allies.
**[07:48] ---**
Step 1 is cleared!
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[07:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is in charge of step 2!
***SIGN*** Step 2
**[07:55] ---**
Quit rebelling.
**[07:57] ---**
Grow up already.
**[07:59] ---**
No, no, no!
**[08:02] ---**
You've gotta give him some tough love!
**[08:04] ---**
Why do you think you've got
that wooden sword?
**[08:07] ---**
Make him listen if you have to!
**[08:11] ---**
Like this?
**[08:12] ---**
More violently!
**[08:14] ---**
All right!
***SIGN*** Whack
**[08:17] ---**
I... I'm sorry, Sarge!
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[08:20] ---**
For now, they start over.
**[08:22] ---**
If there's something on your mind,
tell me about it.
***SIGN*** Step 1
**[08:25] ---**
You've always got a lot of allies.
***SIGN*** Step 2
**[08:28] ---**
Stop rebelling!
**[08:30] ---**
Grow up already!
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[08:32] ---**
Step 2 is cleared!
**[08:34] ---**
In charge of step 3...
***SIGN*** Pain
**[08:36] ---**
Hey, why do I have to wear this get-up?
**[08:40] ---**
That brings out the delinquent vibe.
**[08:43] ---**
Now go on!
***SIGN*** Step 3
**[08:46] ---**
You're not supposed to litter here!
**[08:50] ---**
How's about this?
Wanna go somewhere fun with me?
**[08:53] ---**
Doesn't it sound strange for a girl
to say "How's about this?"
**[08:57] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[08:59] ---**
Starting over again...
***SIGN*** Step 1
**[09:00] ---**
You've always got a lot of allies...
***SIGN*** Step 2
**[09:04] ---**
Hurry up and become an adult!
***SIGN*** Step 3
**[09:06] ---**
How about goin' somewhere fun with me?
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[09:09] ---**
Step 3 is a success.
**[09:11] ---**
And step 4...
***SIGN*** Step 4
**[09:15] ---**
Go! High score! Gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Step ?
**[09:18] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[09:20] ---**
It's your turn to talk to him
with your fists, Sarge!
**[09:22] ---**
Don't talk to me right now!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm at a good part!
**[09:27] ---**
We'll never be done with this
if you keep playing games!
**[09:30] ---**
This is for Tamama's sake, remember?!
**[09:32] ---**
Shut up, already!
**[09:34] ---**
Right now, this is more important!
**[09:36] ---**
This is the only language you understand!
**[09:38] ---**
Gero!
**[09:40] ---**
That hurt! You red Daruma!
**[09:42] ---**
Look at this lump!
There was no call to hit me!
**[09:46] ---**
Tamama!
**[09:47] ---**
Hey! What good does a
slugfest between you do?!
***SIGN*** Super Sidekicks
**[10:11] ---**
Tama...
**[10:11] ---**
Keroro Punch!
**[10:11] ---**
Giroro Punch!
**[10:13] ---**
Dama!
**[10:15] ---**
Coincidental double punch!
***SIGN*** Double Punch
**[10:17] ---**
And that's more or less
a success with step 4.
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[10:21] ---**
Ow...
**[10:22] ---**
Okay, you're good.
**[10:24] ---**
Tama...
**[10:25] ---**
Whether you're in space or
on Earth, a rebellious stage
**[10:29] ---**
always involves the people around you.
**[10:32] ---**
Lady Mom, I appreciate your kindness.
**[10:35] ---**
Sorry.
**[10:36] ---**
That's okay.
**[10:37] ---**
But now Tamama can get past
his rebellious stage, right?
**[10:41] ---**
Good for you, Tamama.
***SIGN*** Goal
Last
***SIGN*** Start
**[10:45] ---**
The final step at last. All right...
**[10:47] ---**
It's Lance Corporal Dororo's turn!
**[10:49] ---**
Nin!
***SIGN*** Final Step
**[10:51] ---**
Tamama-dono...
**[10:54] ---**
The rebellious stage...
***SIGN*** It comes upon you without a reason, and leaves...
**[10:57] ---**
It comes upon you without a reason,
**[10:59] ---**
and leaves...
**[11:03] ---**
And leaves...
***SIGN*** It comes upon you without a reason, and leaves...
**[11:05] ---**
And leaves...
**[11:07] ---**
What was the rest?
**[11:12] ---**
Pfft.
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[11:15] ---**
You're annoying.
**[11:17] ---**
I am sorry, everyone!
**[11:19] ---**
Long story short,
Private 2nd Class Tamama's rebellious stage
**[11:22] ---**
lasted a little longer.
**[11:26] ---**
Tama!
**[11:36] ---**
Gerocchi!
**[11:42] ---**
Tomorrow, around this time,
**[11:44] ---**
the invasion of Pekopon will be complete!
**[11:47] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[11:49] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gerorincho!
***SIGN*** Fully Automatic Drone Invasion Machine
**[11:54] ---**
A fully automatic drone invasion machine!
**[11:59] ---**
Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?
**[12:05] ---**
Sarge! Snack time!
**[12:08] ---**
Uh oh, nobody's home.
**[12:10] ---**
Huh? Just you, Kululu?
**[12:12] ---**
It looks like they all went out.
***SIGN*** Invasion Day Trip Hot Spring Tour
**[12:19] ---**
A one-day hot springs tour
during a break in the invasion?
***SIGN*** Red Juice
**[12:26] ---**
Here, Uncle.
**[12:31] ---**
Here, Mr. Sergeant! "Aaah!"
**[12:33] ---**
Still, should we not have
invited Kululu, too?
**[12:39] ---**
It's fine!
**[12:40] ---**
Even if we did invite him,
**[12:42] ---**
"It's a pain, so no thanks"
**[12:45] ---**
is what he'd say for sure.
**[12:47] ---**
Right.
**[12:48] ---**
And if he did go, he'd probably ruin it
by turning the hot spring into curry.
***SIGN*** Curry Bath
**[12:53] ---**
T-True...
**[12:55] ---**
Well, we can buy him a souvenir...
**[12:58] ---**
...so let's just have fun today!
**[13:00] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Melon Strawberry
**[13:02] ---**
Only Kululu?
**[13:04] ---**
He said Sarge and the others
won't be back 'til tonight.
**[13:08] ---**
Well, if we just invite Kululu,
I'm sure he'd say,
**[13:12] ---**
"There's no way I'd eat with you two clowns"
**[13:16] ---**
or something like that, but he wouldn't come.
**[13:18] ---**
Sis...
**[13:20] ---**
Pardon the interruption.
**[13:24] ---**
I-It's unusual,
**[13:26] ---**
you coming up here alone...
**[13:28] ---**
Have some shaved ice with us, Kululu.
**[13:30] ---**
Forget it.
***SIGN*** Fast Answer
**[13:31] ---**
I told you!
**[13:33] ---**
Then I wonder why he's here.
**[13:34] ---**
Who can understand what he's thinking?
**[13:37] ---**
Not that I care...
**[13:39] ---**
...but your shaved ice is gonna melt.
**[13:42] ---**
Hurry up and consume it.
**[13:44] ---**
I... I know!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[14:02] ---**
Jeez...
**[14:03] ---**
How long is he gonna do that?
**[14:05] ---**
And sitting formal-style, yet.
**[14:07] ---**
Hey, how long are you gonna sit there?
**[14:09] ---**
I can't relax when I'm eating!
**[14:12] ---**
I bet you really do want to have
some shaved ice, huh?
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Sweet
**[14:19] ---**
Curry-in-a-pouch.
**[14:21] ---**
D-Don't you dare!
**[14:23] ---**
That's right! Shaved ice would be
disgusting with curry!
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Sweet
**[14:43] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[14:47] ---**
Maybe a UFO?!
**[14:49] ---**
Wrong.
**[14:50] ---**
That's a simple automatic invasion machine
that invades planets by itself.
**[14:56] ---**
It looks like someone set it in motion
to invade Pekopon, huh?
**[15:00] ---**
You knew about it?
**[15:01] ---**
But of course!
**[15:03] ---**
Why didn't you say anything before?!
**[15:05] ---**
You didn't ask.
**[15:07] ---**
You really are a jerk!
**[15:09] ---**
Please do something, Kululu!
**[15:12] ---**
I can't.
**[15:14] ---**
For one thing, I have no
obligation to protect Pekopon.
**[15:17] ---**
If things get dicey, I can just escape.
**[15:19] ---**
What?!
**[15:20] ---**
Well, if you're going to
try something on your own,
**[15:23] ---**
I guess I could lend you weapons.
**[15:26] ---**
Please!
**[15:29] ---**
Well, since you're debasing yourselves
that much, I suppose I should.
**[15:32] ---**
Hold it in, Sis!
**[15:35] ---**
The Kululu Special Delicious Super X Bird!
**[15:39] ---**
Standby for liftoff!
**[15:46] ---**
Liftoff!
***SIGN*** Silence
**[15:50] ---**
It's not flying?
**[15:51] ---**
Did you put in 100 yen?
**[15:53] ---**
It's not a game! Don't screw
around at a time like this!
**[15:57] ---**
Sis! Look, over here...
**[15:59] ---**
Sheesh!
***SIGN*** Here
**[16:01] ---**
Then what should we do?
**[16:02] ---**
First, that red button...
**[16:05] ---**
This, right?
**[16:08] ---**
That's the eject button.
**[16:10] ---**
Only use it in an emergency.
**[16:12] ---**
Tell me that beforehand!
***SIGN*** Ejection Button
**[16:14] ---**
And that blue lever...
**[16:16] ---**
This?
**[16:19] ---**
It's the ambush lever.
***SIGN*** Ambush Lever
**[16:21] ---**
It has an immediate effect
on comedian-type enemies.
**[16:24] ---**
Listen, you!
**[16:26] ---**
Since you're unhelpful, I'll just experiment!
***SIGN*** Banana Peels
**[16:30] ---**
Banana peels for hand-to-hand combat!
**[16:32] ---**
Maybe this one?
***SIGN*** Emergency
Provisions
**[16:34] ---**
Emergency provisions for a long war!
**[16:36] ---**
What the heck?! How are we
supposed to fly this thing?!
**[16:38] ---**
Oh, you wanted to make it fly?
**[16:41] ---**
Then you have to put in 400 more yen.
***SIGN*** 400 yen
**[16:46] ---**
You wanna see me really angry?
**[16:48] ---**
Okay, okay!
**[16:48] ---**
You're plenty angry already!
**[16:52] ---**
Here it comes, Fuyuki!
**[16:53] ---**
Right!
**[16:54] ---**
Target acquired!
**[16:56] ---**
Firing missiles!
**[16:58] ---**
Fire!
**[17:09] ---**
We can do that, too!
**[17:29] ---**
My head is spinning...
**[17:38] ---**
W-What's that?!
**[17:40] ---**
It came back!
**[17:41] ---**
Why, you...!
**[17:51] ---**
Sis!
**[17:52] ---**
No effect!
**[17:52] ---**
It's pointless.
**[17:54] ---**
It's got a shield up.
**[17:57] ---**
On top of that,
it has a mega particle cannon
**[18:00] ---**
that can reduce a radius of dozens of
kilometers to ashes with one shot.
**[18:05] ---**
It seems that it's too late.
**[18:08] ---**
It can't be!
**[18:10] ---**
I think you'd be best off
just flying away to escape.
**[18:13] ---**
No! I'm not giving up!
There must be a way!
**[18:16] ---**
I've got it!
**[18:18] ---**
The shield must get in the way
when it fires that mega particle cannon!
**[18:22] ---**
I see! We should wait for
that instant and then attack!
**[18:26] ---**
Well done!
**[18:29] ---**
I thought this might happen...
**[18:35] ---**
...so I have an anti-invasion
machine destroyer missile.
**[18:37] ---**
The effect will be outstanding!
**[18:40] ---**
However, you've only got one shot,
so aim carefully.
**[18:45] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[18:52] ---**
Now, Sis!
**[18:53] ---**
Firing missile!
**[18:57] ---**
Huh? The missile won't fire!
**[18:59] ---**
No way!
**[19:00] ---**
Electrical equipment trouble...
**[19:03] ---**
I guess we're out of options.
**[19:04] ---**
Do something!
**[19:05] ---**
Easy for you to say...
**[19:07] ---**
Please, Kululu!
**[19:09] ---**
Then...
**[19:12] ---**
...shall we consume shaved ice
covered with curry?
***SIGN*** Ice
**[19:15] ---**
W-What are you saying at a time like this?
***SIGN*** Ice
**[19:18] ---**
Would you consume it?
Shaved ice covered in curry.
**[19:27] ---**
Fine! Pour curry on top of the shaved ice!
**[19:29] ---**
I'll eat it, too! So Kululu...
**[19:33] ---**
Okay!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey!
**[19:36] ---**
I'll ignite it directly in
the missile's drive unit.
**[19:39] ---**
Hold on!
**[19:43] ---**
There's no time!
**[19:44] ---**
Kululu...
**[19:45] ---**
Almost have it...
**[19:49] ---**
Fire!
**[19:56] ---**
My glasses...
**[20:10] ---**
He did it!
**[20:12] ---**
Thank you, Kululu! You can come up now!
**[20:16] ---**
Kululu? Kululu?!
**[20:19] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[20:20] ---**
What's wrong, Kululu?
**[20:22] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[20:23] ---**
Kululu!
**[20:26] ---**
Yes, you called?
**[20:29] ---**
I've always wanted to try
that scene from Belfast.
**[20:34] ---**
Don't do things that make me
jump to conclusions!
**[20:38] ---**
Meanwhile, in space...
**[20:41] ---**
Hey, why are we heading home
instead of going to a hot spring?
**[20:44] ---**
Don't even ask that!
**[20:45] ---**
You left behind an automatic invasion
machine without saying anything?!
**[20:48] ---**
After all...
**[20:50] ---**
...I wanted to surprise you guys when we
got back home and the invasion was done.
***SIGN*** Now's your chance! Great price! Fully Automatic Drone Invasion Machine
**[20:54] ---**
Besides, I got it on sale.
**[20:57] ---**
Those ad slogans are bogus.
**[20:59] ---**
I have heard it is a piece of junk
with controls that do not work.
**[21:03] ---**
Gero... Th-Then...
**[21:06] ---**
Um...
**[21:08] ---**
Why is it broken?
**[21:14] ---**
You saved us this time, Kululu.
**[21:16] ---**
For a second there, I wasn't sure
if we were gonna make it.
**[21:19] ---**
You don't need to thank me.
**[21:21] ---**
However...
**[21:24] ---**
...consume the entire thing!
***SIGN*** Urk
**[21:27] ---**
And that's Sergeant Major Kululu,
whose love for curry and mischief
***SIGN*** Ice
**[21:30] ---**
know no bounds.
**[21:33] ---**
What is this?!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Well, everyone, we meet again.
This is your narrator.
**[23:10] ---**
Next week... well, you already know, right?
**[23:12] ---**
That girl is making yet another appearance.
**[23:14] ---**
And it seems she's going to
fight a suspicious being.
***SIGN*** Hollywood Dangal (Number One)
**[23:17] ---**
Great, right? Looks interesting, doesn't it?
**[23:19] ---**
But there's not much for
me to do, you know?
**[23:21] ---**
That aside,
**[23:23] ---**
goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
**[23:26] ---**
"Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a full-length episode! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E172 - Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE4G4/alisa--fuyuki-uma-vs-dangal-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:33] ---**
We're not catching anything, brother...
***SIGN*** Hahahahaha!
**[01:41] ---**
What's this?! I've got a big one, Lavie!
***SIGN*** Here it is!
**[01:43] ---**
Bring it in, brother!
**[01:45] ---**
I'm gonna get it!
**[01:48] ---**
Do your best, brother!
***SIGN*** Storage Unit
**[01:50] ---**
A storage unit!
***SIGN*** Disappointment
***SIGN*** Hahahahaha!
**[02:10] ---**
It looks like we were too late.
**[02:12] ---**
Yes...
**[02:14] ---**
But it is definitely around here...
**[02:20] ---**
Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!
**[02:26] ---**
We've come again this year
to Hicksville Beach.
**[02:32] ---**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach
**[02:34] ---**
It seems somehow different this year.
**[02:38] ---**
This place has changed a lot
since we were last here.
**[02:42] ---**
It's changed too much.
**[02:44] ---**
I see.
***SIGN*** Dangal, soon to be a Hollywood major motion picture
**[02:46] ---**
This seems to be the cause.
**[02:49] ---**
Dangal, with a Hollywood movie
adaptation coming out soon!
**[02:52] ---**
Gero!
**[02:53] ---**
Really?
**[02:54] ---**
How stupid...
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[02:56] ---**
Do you remember Dangal?
***SIGN*** Zeta Dangal
**[02:59] ---**
Back during the Gundam model boom,
it was a knockoff,
***SIGN*** Double Zeta Dangle
***SIGN*** Knockoff
***SIGN*** Three Knockoffs in a Row
***SIGN*** Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
***SIGN*** Member Dan Ikeda
***SIGN*** Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
**[03:05] ---**
but now it's really popular
among a subset of die-hard fans.
***SIGN*** Member Romi Yamada
***SIGN*** Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
***SIGN*** Colonel George Yamanaka
***SIGN*** Popsicles
**[03:09] ---**
Still, a Hollywood movie?
**[03:12] ---**
That's Hicksville Beach for you!
**[03:14] ---**
People all over the world have
gathered here for Dangal!
**[03:19] ---**
And I've received an invitation, sir.
***SIGN*** Super Mobile Battleship Dangal Cosplay Contest
**[03:23] ---**
Is Hollywood so bereft of ideas that
they're depending on that ripoff?
**[03:28] ---**
It should be interesting to see
**[03:30] ---**
how much of the original Dangal's quality
the Hollywood version will be able to capture.
**[03:34] ---**
Gero?
**[03:35] ---**
Ow!
**[03:36] ---**
Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
**[03:39] ---**
What is this?!
***SIGN*** Hollywood Dangal (Unit 01)
**[03:41] ---**
There it is! The Hollywood version of Dangal!
**[03:45] ---**
It's totally different.
**[03:47] ---**
They don't understand the
virtues of the original!
**[03:50] ---**
Or, like, sudden changes?
**[03:53] ---**
Well, it happens a lot.
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[03:59] ---**
All right. I'll just relax
until the contest tonight.
**[04:03] ---**
Here, Uncle.
**[04:08] ---**
Hey!
**[04:09] ---**
I'm trying to catch some rays here,
so would you move your shadow...
**[04:13] ---**
Gero!
**[04:19] ---**
Well, well, Lady Alisa.
You seem to be in excellent spirits.
**[04:23] ---**
Fuyuki, did it follow you, too?
**[04:26] ---**
It...?
**[04:28] ---**
What is this about?
**[04:29] ---**
A-Actually...
**[04:31] ---**
As I supposed, they seem
to gather around you.
**[04:35] ---**
Hey, this is bad.
**[04:37] ---**
If other aliens see us here...
**[04:40] ---**
It would be a pain if there's a commotion.
**[04:43] ---**
Now that it's come to this, it's probably
safest to keep a close eye on her.
**[04:52] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[04:54] ---**
Relax, relax!
**[04:56] ---**
Here I go!
**[04:58] ---**
We're ready for you!
**[05:01] ---**
There!
**[05:04] ---**
Alisa-chan, go!
**[05:09] ---**
Huh?
**[05:14] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:15] ---**
Serving ace!
**[05:17] ---**
Um, you don't dodge the ball...
**[05:22] ---**
You don't?
**[05:23] ---**
Yay!
**[05:24] ---**
You two!
**[05:25] ---**
Bring it on!
**[05:25] ---**
You taught Alisa-chan
the wrong rules, didn't you?!
**[05:29] ---**
This is a competition.
No matter what methods we resort to...
**[05:31] ---**
All that matters is winning.
**[05:35] ---**
What are you so obsessed with?
**[05:37] ---**
Okay, one more time!
**[05:40] ---**
Again!
**[05:45] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:45] ---**
Tama?!
**[05:49] ---**
U-Um, you don't stab the ball...
**[05:52] ---**
It seems that's not the rule, Daddy.
**[05:55] ---**
S-Sorry. Reflexes.
**[05:58] ---**
This just in.
**[05:59] ---**
A follow-up report on the multiple
occurrences of overturned fishing boats
**[06:02] ---**
off the coast of the Japan Sea.
**[06:04] ---**
This morning, two more fishing boats,
**[06:08] ---**
*Eikoumaru* and *Bingomaru,*
***SIGN*** UMAs All Over the World
**[06:11] ---**
were found overturned near Odojima.
**[06:14] ---**
All of the crew members were found
**[06:16] ---**
floating nearby in lifeboats,
**[06:19] ---**
and there were no casualties.
**[06:19] ---**
Whoa! Alisa-chan!
**[06:21] ---**
Don't scare me!
**[06:24] ---**
Why aren't you playing with
everyone else, Fuyuki?
**[06:28] ---**
You don't want to play with me?
**[06:30] ---**
Th-That's not...
**[06:37] ---**
What kind of game is this?
**[06:39] ---**
Just watch.
**[06:42] ---**
All right, finished!
**[06:44] ---**
This is a UMA
**[06:45] ---**
called a Matsudodon, sighted in Chiba.
**[06:48] ---**
I know.
**[06:50] ---**
I caught it last week.
**[06:52] ---**
R-Really...
**[06:55] ---**
I thought I'd search for it next time...
**[06:58] ---**
Well, do you know this one?
**[07:01] ---**
It's called an Emela-ntouka.
**[07:04] ---**
I caught it in Africa.
**[07:07] ---**
You hunted that one down, too?
**[07:09] ---**
I wanted to see it.
**[07:12] ---**
Okay, how about this? Mokele-mbembe.
**[07:15] ---**
That one was kind of strong.
**[07:17] ---**
O-Oh...
**[07:20] ---**
Then Mbielu-Mbielu-Mbielu?
**[07:23] ---**
Not as tough as it appears.
**[07:30] ---**
Alisa, with UMAs...
**[07:32] ---**
I mean, the Dark Race,
you have to catch them all?
**[07:36] ---**
That's right.
**[07:37] ---**
That's necessary
**[07:40] ---**
for me to become human.
**[07:42] ---**
I see...
**[07:45] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[07:47] ---**
We're going back to the hotel!
**[07:50] ---**
Got it!
**[07:52] ---**
Let's go, Alisa-chan!
**[07:54] ---**
Okay.
**[08:05] ---**
The government has released a statement
**[08:08] ---**
about the overturned fishing boats,
stating that...
**[08:09] ---**
Oh, Mom?
**[08:11] ---**
Listen...
**[08:12] ---**
...the series of overturned crafts...
**[08:20] ---**
A doppelganger?
***SIGN*** Ah!
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Palm Tree
**[08:45] ---**
Palm tree?
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Potato
**[08:52] ---**
Potato?
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Pump Pot
**[08:57] ---**
Pump pot?
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Ball
**[09:01] ---**
Ball?
***SIGN*** Lima
**[09:04] ---**
Lima...
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Bottle Cap
**[09:09] ---**
Bottle cap?
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
**[09:10] ---**
Okay, now try putting them all
together, but in Japanese.
***SIGN*** "I... am here... to... help... you."
**[09:15] ---**
*A... yashi...*
**[09:17] ---**
*...imo... ja...*
**[09:19] ---**
*...rima... sen...*
**[09:27] ---**
Sis...
**[09:32] ---**
Daddy!
**[09:33] ---**
Right!
**[09:38] ---**
What's wrong, Na...
**[09:46] ---**
What was that?
**[09:48] ---**
It's what Alisa-chan was chasing...
**[09:52] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Dangal Cosplay Contest
**[09:56] ---**
I'm one of the judges, Melody Honey!
***SIGN*** Dangal Cosplay Contest
**[09:59] ---**
The winner of this contest
**[10:01] ---**
will get a part in the
Hollywood version of Dangal!
***SIGN*** Participant Waiting Room Dangal Production Committee Office
**[10:07] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[10:08] ---**
I'm totally ready! I'll win this
and make my Hollywood debut!
**[10:13] ---**
Commander-dono...
**[10:14] ---**
I really have to wear this?
**[10:17] ---**
Well, there's no other choice.
**[10:19] ---**
Giroro suddenly disappeared.
**[10:23] ---**
Next, entry number 25, come on out!
**[10:27] ---**
Showtime!
***SIGN*** Dangal Cosplay Contest
**[10:38] ---**
Let's give them a round of applause!
**[10:44] ---**
I'm Dangal's pilot, Dan!
***SIGN*** Dan Ikeda
**[10:49] ---**
I'm Zeta Dangal's pilot, Romi!
***SIGN*** Romi Yamada
**[10:53] ---**
I'm Double Zeta Dangal's pilot,
George Yamanaka!
***SIGN*** George Yamanaka
**[10:57] ---**
Or, like, crossdressed beauty?
**[10:59] ---**
And it all started here!
**[11:01] ---**
I am the first Dangal!
***SIGN*** Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
***SIGN*** Victory is ours!
**[11:07] ---**
We have this in the bag.
**[11:09] ---**
No! That's not Dangal!
***SIGN*** Huh? Huh? What? What?
**[11:12] ---**
I won't tolerate this ripoff!
***SIGN*** Ripoff
**[11:15] ---**
Ripoff?!
**[11:16] ---**
That's totally different from the Hollywood
version and the characters' outfits!
**[11:21] ---**
Gero... Seriously?!
**[11:25] ---**
The Japan side should call off
the Hollywood version!
**[11:28] ---**
This isn't even a Dangal in the first place!
**[11:32] ---**
Ow!
**[11:37] ---**
G-Gero...
**[11:44] ---**
What are you?
**[11:52] ---**
Be careful!
**[11:53] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[11:54] ---**
That's a member of the Dark Race!
***SIGN*** Dangal Cosplay Contest
**[12:08] ---**
Sheesh...
**[12:10] ---**
Where did Fuyuki go?
**[12:17] ---**
Alisa-chan...
**[12:19] ---**
I think he's trying to tell me something.
**[12:29] ---**
See? He wants to say something.
**[12:35] ---**
Tooth?
***SIGN*** Tooth
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
**[12:40] ---**
Bow?
***SIGN*** Arrow
**[12:43] ---**
Arrow!
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Meat
**[12:52] ---**
Meat?
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Country
**[12:56] ---**
Country!
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Geh
**[13:03] ---**
Geh...
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
***SIGN*** Hand
**[13:09] ---**
Hand!
***SIGN*** Ding ding!
**[13:12] ---**
All right, if you put them
together in Japanese?
**[13:17] ---**
What is this?
**[13:19] ---**
Maybe it was a difficult one...
**[13:23] ---**
I think *ha-ya-ku-ni-ge-te*,
**[13:27] ---**
"quickly escape,"
is what he's trying to say.
**[13:31] ---**
Escape?
**[13:33] ---**
What do you mean?
**[13:39] ---**
Daddy!
**[13:40] ---**
It seems there is another member
of the Dark Race here.
**[13:45] ---**
Huh? He's gone!
**[13:47] ---**
Get to a safe place, Fuyuki!
**[13:49] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:52] ---**
Gero!
**[14:05] ---**
Great! The Dangal is moving!
**[14:07] ---**
That's Hollywood for you!
**[14:09] ---**
Nobody told me about this sideshow!
**[14:13] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[14:14] ---**
Kero-chan! What's happening?
**[14:16] ---**
That's what I want to know!
**[14:21] ---**
Gero!
**[14:26] ---**
Gero...
**[14:36] ---**
Lady Alisa!
**[14:39] ---**
Giroro!
**[14:41] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[14:42] ---**
Gero! Save me, too!
**[14:45] ---**
Keroro, do you copy?!
**[14:47] ---**
Gero?
**[14:48] ---**
There are too many people around!
**[14:50] ---**
Lead them towards the sea!
**[14:52] ---**
You can count on me!
**[14:56] ---**
Hey, ripoff Dangal!
**[14:59] ---**
You're not half the mech this real Dangal is!
***SIGN*** Now
**[15:05] ---**
Now!
**[15:06] ---**
Sergeant Keroro Dangal...
**[15:09] ---**
...is on his way!
**[15:12] ---**
I'll show you the power of a true Dangal!
**[15:18] ---**
The first Dangal vs.
the Hollywood Dangal, Unit 01!
**[15:22] ---**
The fight of your dreams
is about to take place!
**[15:26] ---**
Gero?
**[15:30] ---**
Gero!
**[15:32] ---**
The Hollywood version won a clear victory.
**[15:34] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:37] ---**
Now we can't attack it!
**[15:43] ---**
Daddy!
**[15:44] ---**
I-It's more powerful than I imagined!
**[15:53] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[16:06] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[16:11] ---**
You're...
**[16:19] ---**
Fuyuki, are you okay?
**[16:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:22] ---**
We're going after it!
**[16:38] ---**
That's a Humanoid!
**[16:40] ---**
Humanoid?
**[16:41] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:47] ---**
That's a Human!
**[16:49] ---**
Human?
**[16:50] ---**
A Humanoid and a Human.
**[16:52] ---**
They're relatively new UMAs that people have
been talking about these past several years.
***SIGN*** Humanoids North Pole
**[16:57] ---**
Words has it that Japanese
whaling ships have seen them.
**[17:00] ---**
Humanoids have been sighted
near the North Pole.
***SIGN*** Humans South Pole
**[17:04] ---**
And what are called Humans
have been sighted
**[17:07] ---**
near the South Pole.
**[17:09] ---**
North Pole and South Pole, eh?
**[17:11] ---**
I see.
**[17:13] ---**
I know what they are.
***SIGN*** Humanoids
***SIGN*** Humans
**[17:19] ---**
They're primitive alien life forms.
**[17:23] ---**
They probably hitched a ride on meteors millions
of years ago and came crashing to Pekopon.
**[17:30] ---**
When they did collide with Pekopon,
**[17:32] ---**
most of them couldn't adapt to the
changing environment and died out,
***SIGN*** North Pole
**[17:35] ---**
so only the ones that landed
at the North Pole and South Pole
***SIGN*** South Pole
**[17:38] ---**
had the good fortune to be able
to survive in the ice.
**[17:45] ---**
They meant to live a secret, quiet life
unknown to the world at large...
**[17:50] ---**
...but then there was a big deal
about them being UMAs.
**[17:53] ---**
They became desperate and
started doing evil deeds.
**[17:58] ---**
I see...
***SIGN*** UMAs All Over the World
**[18:00] ---**
So the recent increase of fishing boat
accidents was caused by the Humans.
**[18:04] ---**
The Humanoid was trying to tell me that.
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[18:06] ---**
So how are we supposed to take them down?
**[18:10] ---**
I don't know.
**[18:12] ---**
Research it, for cryin' out loud!
**[18:15] ---**
Impossible.
**[18:17] ---**
Meanwhile, the sergeant is still
inside the UMA known as a Human.
**[18:22] ---**
Gero... Where am I?
**[18:24] ---**
Am I... in the stomach
of the Hollywood Dangal?!
***SIGN*** Hahahahahahahaha!
**[18:30] ---**
Gero?
**[18:31] ---**
That voice...
**[18:34] ---**
Why, if it isn't Keroro!
Good of you to come!
**[18:37] ---**
I'm sorry for suddenly showing up! I'm sorry!
**[18:40] ---**
556 and Lady Lavie!
**[18:42] ---**
I didn't think I'd see you here!
**[18:44] ---**
Let's escape from here together!
**[18:46] ---**
Escape?
**[18:48] ---**
Why do we need to escape?
***SIGN*** Flap Flap Flap Flap
**[18:51] ---**
We've got all the fish we can eat right here!
**[18:55] ---**
Why is there tuna here?
**[18:56] ---**
Brother! I understand your feelings about
not wanting to lose this comfortable lifestyle,
**[19:01] ---**
but right now, we should help our friend!
***SIGN*** Friend
**[19:06] ---**
Friend...
**[19:07] ---**
That's right!
**[19:09] ---**
We're friends...
**[19:12] ---**
Friends!
**[19:13] ---**
556!
**[19:15] ---**
Keroro!
***SIGN*** Friend
**[19:21] ---**
Brother!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[19:23] ---**
Adhesion!
**[19:32] ---**
Space Detective 556!
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556
**[19:40] ---**
Look! One of them's slowed down!
**[19:43] ---**
Daddy!
**[19:45] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[19:50] ---**
Do your best, brother!
**[19:54] ---**
Keroro! Don't forget your promise!
**[19:57] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[19:59] ---**
I'll fix you up with a good part-time job!
**[20:30] ---**
Alisa. Why did you let that one go?
**[20:49] ---**
Maybe Alisa-chan...
**[20:52] ---**
...sensed some kind of
kinship with the Humanoid?
***SIGN*** The End
**[21:11] ---**
Wait a second. Haven't
you forgotten something?
**[21:17] ---**
G-Gero!
**[21:19] ---**
Help!
**[21:21] ---**
Gero!
**[21:21] ---**
Keroro!
**[21:22] ---**
This is so comfortable!
**[21:24] ---**
Now we'll never get hungry again!
**[21:30] ---**
Good for us, brother!
**[21:32] ---**
Gero!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:08] ---**
The Kappa legend exists all over Japan.
**[23:11] ---**
I think it's proof that
many aliens like Sarge
***SIGN*** Kappa Pond Legend has it that the Kappa are longtime residents here.
**[23:14] ---**
have been coming here for a long time.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[23:17] ---**
Maybe they even exist among us?
**[23:20] ---**
That aside, is *One-eyed
Dragon Capu* a new TV show?
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's a full-length episode! How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E173 - Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PN8P/keroro-yamato-and-capu-sire)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:48] ---**
Yamato! I know you're here!
**[01:51] ---**
Yamato!
**[01:54] ---**
There you are!
You should've at least answered me!
**[01:58] ---**
Yamato?
**[02:01] ---**
What do you want, Shinano?
**[02:07] ---**
We all swam here before, didn't we?
**[02:11] ---**
That's when we first found out
Capu-chan couldn't swim.
**[02:15] ---**
There was a big fuss, remember?
**[02:20] ---**
Are you depressed?
**[02:23] ---**
Of course not!
**[02:27] ---**
H-Hey!
**[02:30] ---**
Yamato!
**[02:34] ---**
Yamato!
**[02:38] ---**
Now that's refreshing!
**[02:39] ---**
Jeez! Don't scare me like that!
**[02:42] ---**
I'm sure...
**[02:46] ---**
I'm sure we'll be able to meet him again!
**[02:49] ---**
Yeah!
**[02:51] ---**
I hope so!
**[02:54] ---**
U-Um... Wait, everyone!
Don't change the channel!
**[02:58] ---**
This is *Keroro Gunsou!* It really is!
**[03:04] ---**
Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
**[03:10] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
**[03:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki,
I say! Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
**[03:15] ---**
He's not here.
***SIGN*** Out
**[03:18] ---**
H-He is?
**[03:20] ---**
He said something about
searching for a mystery spot.
**[03:24] ---**
I figured you went with him.
**[03:26] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
***SIGN*** Regrets
**[03:29] ---**
It happened yesterday.
***SIGN*** Yesterday
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
**[03:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
**[03:35] ---**
Look! Look!
**[03:36] ---**
My highlight of the summer!
**[03:40] ---**
Look!
**[03:41] ---**
I got you, Gundam!
***SIGN*** Weekly UMA
Special Issue!!
Scoop!
***SIGN*** Ah
**[03:46] ---**
Gero!
**[03:54] ---**
That was a close one, sir.
**[03:56] ---**
But my HG Grublo didn't get a scratch!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[04:00] ---**
Snap?
***SIGN*** Diorama Legends of the World
**[04:01] ---**
Gero?! Gero?!
**[04:03] ---**
Gero gero ge!
**[04:07] ---**
Master Fuyuki's precious world
**[04:09] ---**
out-of-place artifact collection,
all 11 types plus the two secret types!
**[04:16] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[04:20] ---**
If I put everything back the way it was...
**[04:24] ---**
G-Gero...
**[04:28] ---**
Sarge...
**[04:29] ---**
U-Um, Master Fuyuki...
**[04:32] ---**
Uh, it looks like there
happened to be some damage...
**[04:36] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:37] ---**
That's okay. Don't worry about it.
**[04:42] ---**
It didn't look like
Master Fuyuki was mad then...
**[04:48] ---**
...but maybe he was actually furious!
**[04:53] ---**
And I brought this crystal space skull
for him by way of an apology!
**[04:57] ---**
Gross! Get that away from me!
***SIGN*** Whap
**[05:04] ---**
Maybe...
**[05:06] ---**
Maybe...
**[05:08] ---**
Are you okay?
**[05:10] ---**
This is gero-bad!
***SIGN*** Geroooo
**[05:12] ---**
I have to apologize!
**[05:15] ---**
What's with him?
***SIGN*** Okutama Station
**[05:22] ---**
I got here earlier than expected.
**[05:24] ---**
Even though it's officially Tokyo,
this is more like where Grandma lives.
**[05:32] ---**
Um...
**[05:33] ---**
To get to the legendary Kappa Pond...
***SIGN*** Okutama Kappa Lake Kappa Sighting?! This Area Locals Speak of a Legendary Kappa Lake Kappa?!
***SIGN*** Bus
**[05:47] ---**
O-Only one bus every two hours...
**[05:53] ---**
Um, excuse me,
**[05:55] ---**
do you know how to get to Kappa Pond?
**[05:58] ---**
Go straight down this road.
**[06:00] ---**
You'll see a big lone cedar tree.
**[06:03] ---**
It's right in the entrance
of the side road there.
**[06:06] ---**
Lone cedar tree.
**[06:07] ---**
Th-Thank you!
**[06:09] ---**
It's just about a two-hour walk...
**[06:14] ---**
Okay...
**[06:18] ---**
This sunshine...
This slope... It's too tough...
**[06:29] ---**
I'm not there yet?
**[06:41] ---**
There it is!
**[06:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:45] ---**
According to Lady Natsumi,
**[06:47] ---**
he went to Okutama Pass...
**[06:50] ---**
...but it's so big it'd be like looking
for a needle in a haystack, sir!
**[06:54] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:56] ---**
Where are you?!
**[07:00] ---**
That's...
**[07:01] ---**
I have to tell everyone!
***SIGN*** Power
**[07:06] ---**
Capu...
**[07:08] ---**
Hey! Yamato!
**[07:12] ---**
I figured you'd be here!
**[07:14] ---**
We're done with the base,
**[07:17] ---**
so I thought I'd tear it apart
before somebody else finds it.
**[07:20] ---**
You can't tear that apart!
**[07:21] ---**
Shinano-chan just called!
She says Capu's back!
**[07:26] ---**
No way!
**[07:30] ---**
She probably saw something else.
**[07:32] ---**
I don't think so, Yamato-kun.
**[07:33] ---**
In manga, this would be called
the last complete reversal.
**[07:37] ---**
Complete reversal?
**[07:39] ---**
Southpaw pitchers have an advantage,
so his father forced him to be left-handed,
**[07:43] ---**
but he's really right-handed.
That kind of thing.
**[07:50] ---**
Yamato-kun!
**[07:51] ---**
Hey, Yamato!
**[07:54] ---**
Capu! You came back!
**[07:57] ---**
Capu!
**[08:02] ---**
I finally found it!
**[08:05] ---**
But it seems like...
***SIGN*** Kappa Pond Legend has it that the Kappa are longtime residents here.
**[08:10] ---**
...kids built this.
***SIGN*** Plywood
**[08:13] ---**
Well, that's often the
case at mystery spots...
**[08:20] ---**
That's...
**[08:25] ---**
Ah! I was right!
**[08:27] ---**
Master Fuyuki, where are you?!
**[08:31] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:33] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[08:36] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki...
**[08:40] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[08:43] ---**
I'm sorry, sirrrrr!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[08:48] ---**
Gero!
**[08:50] ---**
Sarge?!
**[08:51] ---**
W-What are you doing?!
**[08:53] ---**
You see? I've caught you, Gundam!
**[08:55] ---**
But I'm not Gundam!
**[08:58] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:59] ---**
Hey, kid! Wait!
**[09:03] ---**
Gero!
**[09:03] ---**
Stop!
**[09:05] ---**
But how...? He's got the anti-barrier up...
**[09:09] ---**
Normal people shouldn't be able to see Sarge.
**[09:17] ---**
No good.
**[09:19] ---**
I used up my strength just getting here.
**[09:24] ---**
Have I become the enemy's prisoner?
**[09:28] ---**
L-Let go of me!
**[09:30] ---**
I'm not some weak invader
who gets taken prisoner!
**[09:35] ---**
I'm not letting you go!
**[09:37] ---**
G-Gero!
**[09:42] ---**
C-Cut it out! L-Let me go!
**[09:49] ---**
Gero?
**[09:50] ---**
Well, we're here, Capu.
**[09:52] ---**
Where is here?
**[09:55] ---**
It's so blue and clear that it's scary!
**[09:58] ---**
I don't even know if we have water
like this back on Keron.
**[10:01] ---**
Come on, Capu!
What are you jabbering about?
**[10:04] ---**
You're not telling me
you forgot about our secret pond?
**[10:09] ---**
I see!
**[10:10] ---**
You left after all that commotion,
come to think of it.
**[10:13] ---**
I bet you're so embarrassed that you're
pretending you don't know, Capu!
**[10:16] ---**
Look, um...
**[10:18] ---**
I don't have some weird name like Capu...
***SIGN*** Capu?
**[10:22] ---**
That aside, I've been wondering about this...
**[10:26] ---**
You took off my Keron Star,
the proof that I'm a commander?!
**[10:29] ---**
Wearing this silly thing...
**[10:30] ---**
Was it supposed to be a disguise
so we wouldn't recognize you?
**[10:33] ---**
Not even my old man ever ripped it off!
**[10:36] ---**
This way!
**[10:37] ---**
Gero!
**[10:38] ---**
It's over here!
**[10:39] ---**
Gero!
**[10:41] ---**
I've got it!
**[10:42] ---**
Gero gero!
**[10:43] ---**
Gero gero!
**[10:44] ---**
That's my catchphrase, sir!
**[10:46] ---**
Whatever! Just give it back to me!
**[10:56] ---**
Now he can't come after me...
***SIGN*** Hey, wait!! (subtitle)
***SIGN*** I swallowed water... (subtitle)
***SIGN*** ...but it tastes good! (subtitle)
**[11:06] ---**
He's swimming?!
**[11:11] ---**
Strong swimmer!
**[11:13] ---**
Even faster than Lady Natsumi!
**[11:17] ---**
C-Can't hold my breath any longer...
**[11:23] ---**
Not bad! You surprised me.
**[11:25] ---**
Yes, fine, now give it back to me!
**[11:28] ---**
Huh. And now you don't say "sire" anymore.
***SIGN*** Sire
**[11:32] ---**
Sire?
**[11:33] ---**
What's that, sir?
**[11:34] ---**
Uh oh, caught you off guard!
**[11:40] ---**
Give it back!
**[11:41] ---**
Forget it!
**[11:43] ---**
Come back here!
**[11:49] ---**
Still...
**[11:51] ---**
...this pond feels wonderful.
**[11:56] ---**
But now I'm going to get serious!
**[11:59] ---**
I'll show him how my underwater
mobility even beats out Grublo!
**[12:09] ---**
See?! I got you!
**[12:12] ---**
Okay, already!
**[12:14] ---**
I'll give it back! I'll give it back, Capu!
**[12:26] ---**
Even though it's summer, the chilly water
**[12:29] ---**
and lying here on the rock with
the sun shining down feels good.
**[12:36] ---**
Gero?
**[12:39] ---**
Here.
***SIGN*** Power
**[12:42] ---**
Ta-daa!
**[12:43] ---**
Gero...
**[12:44] ---**
This suits you more than
that star mark, Capu.
**[12:48] ---**
This is...
**[12:49] ---**
You remember the crown
we all made for you, don't you?
**[12:53] ---**
You always said you'd stamp out the evil
yokai and become king of the yokai yourself.
**[13:00] ---**
Um... I...
**[13:02] ---**
Welcome back, Capu.
**[13:04] ---**
Gero!
**[13:05] ---**
Don't...
**[13:08] ---**
Don't ever leave us again...
**[13:10] ---**
G-Gero...
**[13:11] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:14] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[13:19] ---**
I finally found you!
**[13:20] ---**
Who are you?!
**[13:22] ---**
I've come to get Sarge back from you!
**[13:25] ---**
What do you mean, "get him back"?!
**[13:28] ---**
Capu is my friend!
**[13:30] ---**
Gero...
**[13:31] ---**
What?! Hey, say something, Sarge!
**[13:35] ---**
Um, I...
**[13:37] ---**
What do you keep going on about?!
**[13:39] ---**
This guy's name isn't "Sarge"!
**[13:41] ---**
Gero!
**[13:42] ---**
Y-You're wrong!
**[13:44] ---**
Sarge is Sarge!
**[13:45] ---**
He's an invader who came to
my house from outer space!
**[13:48] ---**
You're wrong!
Capu is a champion of justice
**[13:51] ---**
who slays evil yokai!
**[13:53] ---**
Although he was really a lousy warrior
who talked big but always lost...
***SIGN*** Lousy
**[13:57] ---**
For some reason, that rings a bell...
**[13:59] ---**
"Was"?
**[14:01] ---**
Let's go, Capu!
**[14:03] ---**
Hey! Wait!
**[14:07] ---**
Over here!
**[14:12] ---**
Where are you looking?
**[14:16] ---**
Where did Yamato go?
**[14:18] ---**
He must be there!
**[14:20] ---**
Yamato-kun!
**[14:23] ---**
I was right! Look!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, yeah! And Capu's there, too!
**[14:27] ---**
And also...
**[14:28] ---**
He's not from around here!
**[14:31] ---**
But is that... Capu?
**[14:35] ---**
What are you doin', Yamato?
**[14:37] ---**
Come down here!
**[14:38] ---**
Stay out of this! Right now I'm in
the middle of a man-to-man showdown!
**[14:42] ---**
A showdown?
**[14:44] ---**
He was talking nonsense
about giving him Capu back,
**[14:48] ---**
so I challenged him to a contest!
**[14:51] ---**
Aha. I get it.
**[14:53] ---**
In manga, this would be the part where they
meet again and their friendship is tested.
**[14:57] ---**
A trial, right?
**[14:59] ---**
Even in this area,
**[15:01] ---**
you're the only one
who can dive from there!
**[15:04] ---**
An outsider doesn't have a chance!
**[15:06] ---**
So what are you gonna do?
**[15:11] ---**
It'll be fine! You won't die!
**[15:17] ---**
But nobody's twisting your arm.
**[15:19] ---**
Either way, Capu is Capu.
**[15:23] ---**
Actually...
**[15:25] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[15:32] ---**
I'll jump.
**[15:35] ---**
I'm gonna take Sarge and go home.
**[15:38] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[15:41] ---**
No! Don't do it!
**[15:44] ---**
It's seriously dangerous!
**[15:45] ---**
That miraculous upset win you see in manga
**[15:48] ---**
doesn't happen much in real life!
**[15:53] ---**
Hey!
**[15:57] ---**
I'm gonna jump...
**[15:59] ---**
I said I'm gonna jump, and I will!
**[16:02] ---**
Although...
**[16:04] ---**
...maybe instead of jumping,
**[16:06] ---**
it would be easier to just let myself fall.
**[16:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:21] ---**
That idiot!
**[16:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:25] ---**
I'm sorry, sir!
**[16:32] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge...
**[16:34] ---**
I guess it wasn't a good idea, after all...
**[16:42] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[16:44] ---**
I'm sorry, sir!
**[16:46] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:54] ---**
Sarge!
**[16:55] ---**
He woke up!
**[16:56] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[16:57] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:59] ---**
Sheesh! Who in their right mind
would jump from there?
**[17:03] ---**
But what about the contest?
**[17:05] ---**
Gero!
**[17:10] ---**
Here. This is yours, right?
**[17:12] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[17:14] ---**
Sarge-san... is it?
**[17:17] ---**
Take him home with you.
**[17:19] ---**
But...
**[17:20] ---**
Of course. He's not Capu.
**[17:24] ---**
I realized it earlier.
**[17:26] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:28] ---**
The truth is,
**[17:30] ---**
I realized it right off the bat, too.
**[17:33] ---**
After all,
**[17:34] ---**
I could never mistake
somebody else for Capu.
**[17:37] ---**
Then you knew I wasn't...
**[17:40] ---**
He disappeared not long ago,
**[17:44] ---**
so I'm sure Yamato wanted you
to be the real Capu, but...
**[17:51] ---**
I apologize, too.
**[17:54] ---**
Still, Capu went back home out of the blue.
**[17:58] ---**
We all went into the depths
of the sea with Capu,
**[18:01] ---**
and into space, too!
**[18:03] ---**
We fought evil yokai together too, right?
**[18:06] ---**
Well, it's not like anyone would believe us.
**[18:10] ---**
Not true.
**[18:12] ---**
I believe you.
**[18:14] ---**
I believe you!
**[18:18] ---**
I see. You met that unknown
life form called "Capu,"
**[18:23] ---**
which is why my anti-barrier
didn't work on you.
**[18:28] ---**
But...
**[18:29] ---**
...if I look closely,
you look different from Capu.
***SIGN*** Tail
**[18:32] ---**
You don't have a tail, either.
**[18:34] ---**
And I think Capu-chan had a clearer gaze.
***SIGN*** Gaze
**[18:40] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki... right?
**[18:42] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:43] ---**
There's something I wanna show you.
**[18:49] ---**
This is where I met Capu.
**[18:52] ---**
At one point, rumors about Capu spread,
**[18:55] ---**
that there was a kappa in the area,
**[18:57] ---**
which is why we made a fake kappa pond,
**[18:59] ---**
so this place wouldn't get overrun.
**[19:01] ---**
Then this is the real...
**[19:04] ---**
Listen, after I acted like a jerk to you,
**[19:08] ---**
I shouldn't be asking for a favor, but...
**[19:11] ---**
Yeah. I understand.
**[19:13] ---**
Of course, I won't tell anyone about this.
**[19:16] ---**
This is a special place for you and Capu.
**[19:26] ---**
Sarge! Let's get going.
**[19:29] ---**
Roger!
**[19:31] ---**
Gero!
**[19:32] ---**
Oh! The last bus!
**[19:36] ---**
I don't wanna walk anymore!
**[19:38] ---**
Let's hurry, sir!
**[19:39] ---**
Goodbye!
**[19:41] ---**
Hurry up!
**[19:44] ---**
Those two are just like you and Capu.
**[19:47] ---**
What are you trying to say?
**[19:50] ---**
I don't think they'll make the bus in time.
**[19:53] ---**
In manga, that would be the punchline.
**[19:56] ---**
Shall we help them out?
**[19:58] ---**
Nah. Even if the two of them
plod all the way to the station,
**[20:01] ---**
I'm sure it'll become a
good memory at some point.
**[20:04] ---**
Come again,
invader who looks just like Capu.
**[20:10] ---**
We're gonna miss the bus...
**[20:12] ---**
And I dropped the key to my
flying saucer somewhere...
**[20:17] ---**
Sarge, that...
**[20:19] ---**
Gero?
**[20:20] ---**
Oh!
**[20:21] ---**
I forgot to give it back, sir.
**[20:23] ---**
I guess it's okay if you hold on to it.
**[20:25] ---**
What?
**[20:26] ---**
Let's visit here again, Sarge.
**[20:30] ---**
Sure.
**[20:32] ---**
Actually, I kind of like it, sire.
**[20:36] ---**
Just kidding!
**[20:39] ---**
By the way, why did you apologize
to me this afternoon?
**[20:44] ---**
Gero!
**[20:45] ---**
A-Actually, I thought maybe
you were still mad about me
***SIGN*** World Our-of-place Artifact Collection 11 Types And Two Secret Types
**[20:48] ---**
breaking your world out-of-place
artifact collection,
**[20:52] ---**
all 11 types plus the two secret types!
**[20:55] ---**
Um...
**[20:57] ---**
Oh, that!
**[20:58] ---**
Gero?
**[20:59] ---**
That's what it was about?
**[21:00] ---**
I wasn't mad at all!
**[21:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[21:09] ---**
H-Hey!
**[21:13] ---**
That was mean! Give it back!
**[21:15] ---**
Now you know how I feel!
**[21:18] ---**
What kind of life form was Capu?
**[21:22] ---**
That shall remain a secret.
**[21:24] ---**
But surely, the friendship
between Yamato-kun and Capu,
**[21:27] ---**
like the friendship between
Fuyuki-kun and the sergeant,
**[21:29] ---**
was as beautiful as this starry sky.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[23:09] ---**
All right, question!
***SIGN*** Dasonu Maso
**[23:11] ---**
How many times have I appeared here?
**[23:14] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
I don't even remember!
***SIGN*** Special Concert
**[23:17] ---**
That is who I am!
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, Kulukulu Pants!
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: He'll Comb Straight Out,
Singing With an Afro, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Dororo's Mysterious Mountain, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E174 - Keroro: He'll Comb Straight Out, Singing With an Afro, Sir! / Dororo's Mysterious Mountain, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9QN4/keroro-hell-comb-straight-out-singing-with-an-afro-sir--dororos-mysterious-mountain-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:32] ---**
Here we are again at Grandma Akina's house.
**[01:36] ---**
They're having a rather
lively time with Koyuki h—
**[01:39] ---**
Uh, apparently not.
**[01:43] ---**
It's so nice and quiet without
that stupid frog around.
**[01:46] ---**
I wonder what Sarge's "appointment" is?
**[01:48] ---**
I'm a bit worried.
**[01:50] ---**
Dororo, what's the matter?
**[01:51] ---**
I really am the only one left out.
**[01:54] ---**
So...
***SIGN*** Bubi
**[01:56] ---**
...the source of that worry is...
**[01:58] ---**
All right, all right!
**[02:00] ---**
A bit to the right! Just a bit!
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN Special Concert
**[02:02] ---**
Uh, a little more to the left.
**[02:04] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
**[02:07] ---**
It's not Dasonu Maso, it's DANCE☆MAN?
**[02:10] ---**
Myaoooon!
**[02:11] ---**
For real?
**[02:12] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:16] ---**
Keroro: He'll Comb Straight Out,
Singing With an Afro, Sir!
**[02:23] ---**
When I was living with Grandma,
**[02:26] ---**
this hill in back was my playground.
**[02:29] ---**
It certainly is the ideal playground.
**[02:33] ---**
This is where there was a landslide
in the recent downpour.
**[02:37] ---**
Oh!
**[02:38] ---**
What's that?
**[02:48] ---**
Wow!
**[02:50] ---**
This tunnel is considerably long.
**[02:52] ---**
Maybe it's the ruins of a
super-ancient civilization.
**[02:58] ---**
There may be something up ahead!
**[03:04] ---**
What is this?!
**[03:06] ---**
Looks like I was right! It's a big discovery!
**[03:09] ---**
Well, that shape is...
**[03:12] ---**
...one I feel like I've seen somewhere.
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN Special Concert
**[03:17] ---**
DANCE☆MAN, special concert!
**[03:20] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[03:20] ---**
Yay, it's started!
**[03:22] ---**
DANCE☆MAN sure has a lovely hairstyle!
**[03:23] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant is Afro!
**[03:25] ---**
Let's see, he defeated a monster, right?
**[03:27] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[03:28] ---**
No, he's basically a singer.
***SIGN*** Funk
**[03:31] ---**
Plus, he sings songs with a funk beat
that really gets you moving!
**[03:31] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant is Afro!
**[03:34] ---**
But, I'm not sure you'll get it, Grandma.
**[03:34] [SONG] ---**
Don't pull on it hard.
Don't pinch it so freely.
**[03:36] ---**
Oh my! You sure told me!
**[03:38] ---**
Don't worry! I'm sure
Grandma will like him, too!
**[03:41] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[03:43] ---**
What?! The stupid frog?!
**[03:45] [SONG] ---**
Keron, iron, cyclone!
**[03:45] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[03:48] ---**
Uncles and aunties!
**[03:48] [SONG] ---**
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
**[03:50] ---**
Thank you for waiting!
**[03:52] ---**
The special concert is about to begin!
**[03:52] ---**
Go! Go! Win!
**[03:58] ---**
I am...
**[04:01] ---**
...Dasonu Maso!
***SIGN*** Whaaa?!
**[04:05] ---**
Ah, I knew it. I'll introduce him,
in case you don't know.
**[04:09] ---**
Yay!
**[04:11] ---**
This is a hairly strange alien
named Dasonu Maso, who hoped that
**[04:15] ---**
people would buy his tickets
thinking he was DANCE☆MAN.
***SIGN*** Urk!
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
**[04:20] [SONG] ---**
So long as there's
a real thing in this world,
**[04:21] ---**
I'll comb straight out:
***SIGN*** DASONU☆MAN
**[04:22] ---**
you have to compare the letters carefully
to get the source of his name.
***SIGN*** DASONU☆MASO
**[04:24] [SONG] ---**
Fakers will exist!
That's the destiny of space.
**[04:25] ---**
Hi, everyone! You're looking good!
**[04:26] ---**
Wow, DANCE☆MAN really is cool!
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[04:28] ---**
Looks like we're going
to have a super fun day!
**[04:29] ---**
No, Koyuki-chan! This is Dasonu Maso!
**[04:31] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[04:32] ---**
Yes, super super fun!
**[04:33] ---**
He's obviously a fake!
**[04:36] ---**
What could this be?
**[04:38] ---**
Maybe some type of altar?
**[04:45] ---**
Fuyuki-dono, run away!
**[04:57] ---**
Everybody! Are you ready?
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[05:01] ---**
*Silence...*
**[05:03] ---**
Yay! Nice cool response!
**[05:03] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
I declared war on DANCE☆MAN!
**[05:06] ---**
Okay, I'll comb straight out
with something you all know!
**[05:07] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
But I was late to the place to fight!
**[05:09] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
When a girl says that she likes me,
***SIGN*** Snap!
***SIGN*** I'll Comb Straight Out!
**[05:11] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
All my special moves are ridiculous.
**[05:12] ---**
I reply "Let's be good friends,"
**[05:14] ---**
then give no news after that!
**[05:15] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
A great war between him and him!
**[05:16] ---**
That is who I am!
**[05:20] ---**
Irresistable!
**[05:21] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[05:22] ---**
I never get tired of hearing that!
**[05:24] [SONG] ---**
Putting you to sleep from morning on.
**[05:25] ---**
Hmph! Can we really
invade Pekopon like this?
**[05:27] [SONG] ---**
His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
Dancing in my soul!
**[05:28] ---**
Take a look at the audience, sir!
**[05:31] ---**
Wh-What's this?!
**[05:31] [SONG] ---**
Going to fool parents with how cute I am.
**[05:32] ---**
Though we aliens find Dasonu Maso's
"I'll comb straight out!" to be hilarious,
**[05:38] ---**
to Pekoponians it's meaningless
and a real turn-off!
**[05:42] ---**
It saps their vitality in a flash, sir!
**[05:46] ---**
Just by broadcasting this stage
to all of Pekopon,
**[05:50] ---**
we've got a sufficient weapon!
**[05:53] [SONG] ---**
I won't sing this theme myself,
**[05:55] ---**
Plus, with the confusing name,
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
**[05:56] [SONG] ---**
But for some reason, singing in
DANCE☆MAN's place is my destiny.
**[05:57] ---**
the tickets sold out —
two birds with one stone!
***SIGN*** DASONU☆MASO
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
***SIGN*** DASONU☆MASO
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
***SIGN*** Dasonu Maso
**[06:00] ---**
What the?!
**[06:00] [SONG] ---**
Is a purr-rabbit a rabbit?
It's a rodent however you look at it.
**[06:01] ---**
Or, like, dirty business?
**[06:04] [SONG] ---**
Ito-kon'nyaku and shirataki
are both made from the same thing.
**[06:04] ---**
Honestly, it's always the guys who can't
do anything themselves that nitpick.
**[06:08] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
DANCE☆MAN better be ready for this verdict!
**[06:09] ---**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[06:11] ---**
At the end, Dasonu Maso-san is set to reveal
the ultimate "I'll comb straight out!"
**[06:11] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
I'm seriously late to the post quarrel.
**[06:15] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
Though we resemble each other an awful lot.
**[06:15] ---**
And *that* will be the end
of Pekopon! Gero gerori!
**[06:19] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
It looks tough either way.
**[06:20] ---**
This strategy just might work!
**[06:23] ---**
For real?
**[06:28] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll Comb Straight Out!
**[06:29] ---**
To ensure this doesn't happen again,
I want to take flawless countermeasures.
**[06:34] ---**
While saying that, I repeat the same mistake!
**[06:37] ---**
That is who I am!
**[06:40] ---**
What's the matter, girls?
**[06:44] ---**
Help me!
**[06:47] ---**
Dororo Ninja Ultimate Secret Technique!
**[06:50] ---**
Shooting Star Cross Shuriken!
**[06:56] ---**
Fuyuki, are you all right?
**[06:58] ---**
Yeah, somehow.
**[07:00] ---**
What is this?
**[07:01] ---**
It was inside a cave in the hills out back.
**[07:08] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[07:13] ---**
This is...!
**[07:14] ---**
So it really is a spaceship
from Planet Mirror Ball.
**[07:23] ---**
Ooh! You're...
**[07:25] ---**
...the real DANCE☆MAN!
**[07:26] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[07:28] ---**
That Dasonu Maso jerk shut me up inside this!
**[07:31] ---**
Dasonu Maso is on TV right now.
**[07:33] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[07:34] ---**
Though I say, "I know all about
operating computers. Leave it to me!"
**[07:39] ---**
I actually can only play video games!
**[07:40] ---**
That is who I am!
**[07:40] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[07:42] ---**
That jerk was planning to take my place!
**[07:45] ---**
Darn it! He'll gonna pay for this!
**[07:47] ---**
But, isn't your arm hurt?
**[07:47] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[07:50] ---**
Oh, this is nothing. No big deal!
***SIGN*** Myaoooon!
**[07:53] ---**
Myaoooon!
**[07:56] ---**
I'm going to drag that jerk
off the stage right away!
**[08:03] ---**
A-Are you all right?
**[08:05] ---**
I... I'm all out... of strength...
**[08:09] ---**
Could it be you haven't eaten anything?
**[08:14] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
**[08:16] ---**
I say, "In Japan, the only free things
are water and safety,"
***SIGN*** AITA
***SIGN*** AROM
**[08:19] ---**
yet I only drink store-bought mineral water!
**[08:21] ---**
That is who I am!
**[08:23] ---**
How is... this funny?
**[08:26] ---**
Somehow I don't really care anymore.
**[08:29] ---**
I'm cold... and scared...
***SIGN*** I'll Comb Straight Out!
**[08:33] ---**
The negative energy from
Dasonu Maso's catchphrase
**[08:35] ---**
has sapped the people's energy in a flash.
***SIGN*** I'll Comb Straight Out!
**[08:39] ---**
The Pekoponians' vitality
has declined to 30%!
**[08:43] ---**
We're almost there!
**[08:44] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[08:46] ---**
Now, at last the time has come
to finish them off
**[08:49] ---**
with the ultimate
"I'll comb straight out."
**[08:51] ---**
Everybody! We've finally reached
today's last "I'll comb straight out!"
**[08:57] ---**
For the sake of this day,
I went without sleep,
***SIGN*** AITA
***SIGN*** AROM
**[08:59] ---**
and without naps, to think it up!
**[09:01] ---**
Now, here I go! The ultimate
"I'll comb straight out!"
**[09:06] ---**
Dasonu Maso-san!
**[09:08] ---**
Commander-dono! That is enough!
**[09:10] ---**
Resign yourself!
**[09:12] ---**
Gero gerori! Since it's come to this!
**[09:14] ---**
What?!
**[09:17] ---**
At any cost, I'll settle this with the
ultimate "I'll comb straight out!"
**[09:20] ---**
I'm going to get a great big
burst of laughter!
**[09:23] ---**
What?!
**[09:24] ---**
I'll comb straight out! I'm several levels
funnier than you, Dasonu Maso!
**[09:28] ---**
Shut up! Let go of the mic!
**[09:28] ---**
This is different from your goal
at the start, though...
**[09:32] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN Special Concert
**[09:33] ---**
Sorry, everyone! I got
delayed by some trouble!
**[09:40] ---**
Okay, I'll cheer you up
by revealing a new song!
**[09:44] ---**
Oh! Looks like he made it in time!
**[09:47] ---**
I'm dedicating this song to Grandma Akina,
who treated me to the tastiest rice balls!
**[09:56] ---**
Grandma, you're amazing!
**[09:59] ---**
So cool!
**[10:01] ---**
Everyone, sing with me! Myaoooon!
***SIGN*** Afro Sing Out Groovy-Groovy Pants!!
**[10:05] ---**
"Afro Sing Out Groovy-Groovy Pants!"
**[10:07] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sing Out!
**[10:12] [SONG] ---**
Clap your hands! Come on!
**[10:14] [SONG] ---**
The Afro Sing Out dance is simple.
**[10:17] [SONG] ---**
Just roll your hips.
**[10:19] [SONG] ---**
And wiggle your butt.
**[10:22] [SONG] ---**
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[10:24] [SONG] ---**
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[10:26] [SONG] ---**
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[10:28] [SONG] ---**
Right, that's all.
Just keep on doing that.
**[10:33] [SONG] ---**
Okay, while dancing,
let's try making goofy faces.
**[10:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, goofy face!
**[10:38] [SONG] ---**
Okay, goofy face!
**[10:41] [SONG] ---**
Okay, keep with the
groovy-groovy pants and goofy faces.
**[10:43] [SONG] ---**
Now, jump!
**[10:45] [SONG] ---**
And again! Jump!
**[10:48] [SONG] ---**
(Afro!) Shake your hips with
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[10:52] [SONG] ---**
(Sing out!) Wiggle your butt in
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[10:57] [SONG] ---**
(Afro!) Groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:01] [SONG] ---**
(Sing out!) Groovy-Groovy Pants!
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:06] [SONG] ---**
Clap your hands again! Come on!
**[11:07] ---**
When DANCE☆MAN showed up, the venue,
**[11:09] ---**
no, the world, heated up at once,
**[11:12] ---**
and regained its energy!
**[11:17] ---**
Oops! This isn't the time
to be fighting like this.
**[11:21] ---**
Seems I picked a bad place
to shut up DANCE☆MAN.
**[11:22] [SONG] ---**
(Afro!) Shake your hips with
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:24] ---**
Well, I'll comb straight out! If I hadn't,
we wouldn't be talking about it!
***SIGN*** I'll Comb Straight Out!
**[11:26] [SONG] ---**
(Sing out!) Wiggle your butt in
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:28] ---**
By the way, Dasonu Maso-san,
**[11:30] ---**
what was the ultimate
"I'll comb straight out"?
**[11:30] [SONG] ---**
(Afro!) Groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:33] ---**
I'll comb straight out: I can't say it here!
**[11:34] [SONG] ---**
(Sing out!) Groovy-Groovy Pants!
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:35] ---**
Later!
**[11:37] ---**
Gero?
**[11:38] ---**
Groovy Groovy Groovy Pants!
**[11:39] [SONG] ---**
(Afro!) Keep going like that with
Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:41] ---**
Hey, what! Tell me, you cheap jerk!
**[11:43] ---**
You hadn't really thought of one, right?!
**[11:43] [SONG] ---**
(Bathtime!) Take one every day,
Then put on clean new pants!
**[11:48] [SONG] ---**
(Afro!) Groovy-Groovy Pants!
Groovy-Groovy Pants! Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:48] ---**
Yes, kerokero?
**[11:50] ---**
Stupid frog, I'm waiting for you
at Grandma's house...
**[11:52] [SONG] ---**
(Sing out!) Groovy-Groovy Pants!
Groovy-Groovy Pants! Groovy-Groovy Pants!
**[11:57] [SONG] ---**
Come on!
**[11:57] ---**
In the end, the only one who
froze up white was Sergeant Keroro.
**[12:12] ---**
As punishment,
**[12:14] ---**
Sergeant and his squad are thoroughly
cleaning Grandma Akina's house.
**[12:19] ---**
You're the worst, pretending to sell
tickets for the real DANCE☆MAN!
**[12:24] ---**
I'll make sure you're sorry!
**[12:26] ---**
Okaaay...
**[12:27] ---**
Even so, it's fun to have a crowd here!
**[12:33] ---**
Oh, my... what's that?
**[12:42] ---**
Dororo's Mysterious Mountain, Sir!
**[12:48] ---**
Meanwhile, Dororo was alone...
**[12:51] ---**
...striving hard at his training.
**[13:00] ---**
As always, weather in the
mountains is changeable.
**[13:09] ---**
That's... the admiral's neighbor's doggie.
**[13:13] ---**
If I remember right, its name is Desu.
**[13:17] ---**
Uh, hey!
**[13:18] ---**
It's dangerous to run that fast in the mist!
**[13:21] ---**
Hey!
**[13:25] ---**
Hey! Do you hear me, Desu-chan?!
**[13:29] ---**
Eek! Stop it!
**[13:31] ---**
What is this?!
**[13:32] ---**
Oh dear, that tickles!
**[13:36] ---**
So it was a friend.
**[13:38] ---**
Oops! The anti-barrier...
**[13:41] ---**
Just where did you come from?
**[13:43] ---**
You always show up by chance
after I've forgotten.
**[13:46] ---**
Could it be that you were sent by God?
**[13:50] ---**
Never mind that, you want to play? Gladly!
**[13:53] ---**
Come!
**[13:56] ---**
Wait... I've seen that girl
somewhere before...
**[14:08] ---**
You know, I haven't seen Doro-chan lately...
**[14:15] ---**
Here! This way!
**[14:21] ---**
This way, this way!
**[14:25] ---**
She carries herself quite well.
**[14:28] ---**
Truly swift as wind.
**[14:41] ---**
Hey! You'll scare the fish away!
**[14:59] ---**
Yahoo! We've got watermelon!
**[15:02] ---**
Wouldn't be summer without it!
**[15:04] ---**
Hooray!
**[15:06] ---**
Say, Doro-chan hasn't returned yet.
**[15:09] ---**
I wonder if he's lost somewhere.
**[15:11] ---**
Oh, my!
**[15:12] ---**
Then, maybe we should wait
until Doro-chan gets back.
**[15:16] ---**
Oh, you don't need to worry about him.
**[15:18] ---**
Not having anybody worry about him is
Dororo-senpai's raison d'etre.
**[15:22] ---**
Watermelon. Gimme watermelon.
**[15:24] ---**
Or, like, member withdrawn?
**[15:27] ---**
You guys are too cold-hearted!
**[15:29] ---**
We'll find him soon if we
all search together, right?
**[15:40] ---**
Oh, no!
**[15:41] ---**
Come!
**[15:43] ---**
Hurry!
**[15:48] ---**
I smell rain.
**[16:01] ---**
So hot!
**[16:03] ---**
Dororo!
**[16:05] ---**
Dororo, where are you?
**[16:07] ---**
So hot!
**[16:08] ---**
Or, like, distressed searching?
**[16:10] ---**
He's definitely in the vicinity.
**[16:13] ---**
I found this right over there.
**[16:16] ---**
And Dororo-senpai's footprints were
on that mountain road over there.
**[16:20] ---**
Jeez! Where did you go, Dororo?
**[16:23] ---**
I wanna eat watermelon!
**[16:39] ---**
Hang on!
**[16:41] ---**
You're all right now.
**[16:51] ---**
Don't come!
**[17:01] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[17:04] ---**
Before that, hold the rope tightly!
**[17:07] ---**
Don't let go!
**[17:10] ---**
Nin!
**[17:17] ---**
Koyuki-chan, find anything?
**[17:18] ---**
I found various places where Dororo likely
stopped during his training, but...
**[17:24] ---**
What could this be?
**[17:25] ---**
That's... Dororo's kunai!
**[17:28] ---**
Then, it's certain he was in this area.
**[17:31] ---**
But...
**[17:33] ---**
...with all this rust,
it's been here for quite a long time.
**[17:37] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[17:39] ---**
Sigh... That Dororo, being an assassin,
**[17:42] ---**
is impossible to find
once he's hidden himself.
**[17:46] ---**
Let's withdraw now.
**[17:48] ---**
Wait!
**[17:49] ---**
I'm sure something must have
happened to Dororo.
**[17:52] ---**
What something?
**[17:54] ---**
I don't know.
**[17:55] ---**
But, I think that's what this means.
**[17:59] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[18:00] ---**
I'll search for him with Komawari 4.
**[18:04] ---**
If you could do that,
then do it at the start! Jeez!
**[18:07] ---**
Oh.
**[18:08] ---**
Got anything?
**[18:10] ---**
There's no response anywhere.
**[18:11] ---**
What?!
**[18:12] ---**
This means that Lance Corporal Dororo
doesn't exist on this Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Whaaa?!
**[18:17] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[18:19] ---**
This sure is an interesting phenomenon!
**[18:28] ---**
This girl could see me?
**[18:31] ---**
The anti-barrier is working normally.
**[18:34] ---**
Just what does this mean?
**[18:39] ---**
Um...
**[18:41] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[18:43] ---**
No, I only did what was natural.
**[18:47] ---**
This may not be much of a thank-you,
**[19:01] ---**
but I dried these masu salmon myself.
**[19:04] ---**
You can catch a lot of them here.
**[19:06] ---**
Please have them as souvenirs.
**[19:08] ---**
I... am in your debt.
**[19:12] ---**
Thank you! Come visit again!
**[19:16] ---**
Be in good health!
**[19:24] ---**
This isn't a dream, is it?
**[19:36] ---**
Well, this is for the watermelon.
**[19:38] ---**
I'll search for him using multidimensional
exploration quantum data.
**[19:42] ---**
Wait, can you really find him with that?
**[19:47] ---**
Look, I found him!
**[19:49] ---**
Where, where?! Where is that Dororo jerk?
**[19:52] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[19:54] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:55] ---**
How can you say that, so carefree?
**[19:57] ---**
We've all exhausted ourselves
searching for you!
**[20:00] ---**
Cheeses me off!
**[20:02] ---**
I'm terribly sorry about that.
**[20:04] ---**
However, I have been in
this area the whole time.
**[20:08] ---**
Dororo, do you recognize this?
**[20:10] ---**
That kunai is one I used
when it was raining earlier.
**[20:14] ---**
I don't remember it raining.
**[20:16] ---**
Huh? But that tremendous downpour—
**[20:18] ---**
No, it hasn't rained at all!
**[20:21] ---**
You were probably napping
and saw that in a dream!
**[20:25] ---**
Uh, no, I wasn't napping.
**[20:27] ---**
Anyway, let's hurry back.
**[20:30] ---**
I'm starving!
**[20:32] ---**
We'll have the watermelon after dinner.
**[20:37] ---**
That dried masu salmon looks delicious!
**[20:40] ---**
Doro-chan, where did you get them?
**[20:43] ---**
I received them as souvenirs.
**[20:45] ---**
As a child, I used to make dried fish
from the masu salmon I caught.
**[20:51] ---**
But after a dam was built upstream,
**[20:54] ---**
I couldn't catch masu salmon
around here anymore.
**[20:58] ---**
Oh, uh, but...
**[21:02] ---**
There, there!
**[21:04] ---**
That's a good girl!
**[21:08] ---**
Could it be... that girl was...
**[21:11] ---**
...the admiral?!
**[21:14] ---**
Dororo!
**[21:16] ---**
They're gonna burn.
**[21:18] ---**
O-Oh, uh, you're right.
**[21:24] ---**
In the mountains,
mysterious things happen sometimes.
**[21:28] ---**
Dororo and Grandma Akina had
an encounter in this form.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Red?
***SIGN*** Red?!
**[23:07] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:08] ---**
Summer vacation is all about
radio exercises.
**[23:11] ---**
Every morning, after running
a circuit through town,
**[23:13] ---**
you do these splendid and
perfectly-ordered exercises.
**[23:15] ---**
Then you get one stamp on your card.
**[23:17] ---**
Now *that* is a summer vacation treasure!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that!
It rained during vacation, right?
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Fuyuki & Natsumi:
A New Morning Has Come, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E175 - Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir! / Fuyuki & Natsumi: A New Morning Has Come, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WK4Z/keroro-dive-into-the-plastic-pool-sir--fuyuki--natsumi-a-new-morning-has-come-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:30] ---**
It happened on a hot summer's day.
***SIGN*** Pool with
Koyuki-chan ♡
**[01:33] ---**
Okay, I'll be back later!
**[01:36] ---**
At that time, the sergeant was...
***SIGN*** Flip
**[01:39] ---**
...digilently continuing
his days of strenuous labor.
**[01:47] ---**
And... he thought...
**[01:49] ---**
...that he would get into a pool at all costs.
**[02:00] ---**
Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir!
**[02:05] ---**
Whaaaa?!
***SIGN*** Whaaaa?!
**[02:07] ---**
Impossible. Completely impossible!
**[02:11] ---**
Let's go home, Koyuki-chan.
**[02:13] ---**
Awwww, no...
***SIGN*** Garbage
**[02:20] ---**
The mild, pleasant weather has passed,
**[02:24] ---**
and Pekopon has entered
its most cruel season.
**[02:27] ---**
My pride and joy,
my dedicated underground pool,
**[02:30] ---**
was found out to be leeching off
the Hinata house's water supply,
**[02:33] ---**
and is currently unusable.
**[02:36] ---**
The only method left to me...
**[02:39] ---**
...is most likely the most
difficult of all methods...
**[02:42] ---**
The pool? Ahaha, no thanks.
**[02:46] ---**
See, I knew it. Not much
hope here, as I thought.
**[02:50] ---**
Don't say that! I think you'll
definitely enjoy it if you go!
**[02:53] ---**
No swimming! We'll just soak!
**[02:56] ---**
There'll be other kids there!
**[02:59] ---**
I'll pass.
**[03:01] ---**
Straight-faced, but he's
clearly in a bad mood...
***SIGN*** I've already reached the
conclusion that I won't go.
Surely you can understand that
without asserting yourself even more.
Can't you tell that if you do that it will just create unpleasant feelings...?
I don't like what I don't like.
Myself is myself.
**[03:03] ---**
I can see it... I can see it!
**[03:05] ---**
That all-too-insurmountable wall!
**[03:09] ---**
Then a change of plan is called for, sir.
**[03:11] ---**
Keroro Brain: Off!
**[03:13] ---**
No no no no!
**[03:15] ---**
I wanna go to the pool with Master Fuyuki!
**[03:17] ---**
Sarge.
**[03:20] ---**
You won't make any friends
being noisy like that.
***SIGN*** Stunned...
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[03:27] ---**
Sarge?
**[03:28] ---**
It's fine... It's fine...
***SIGN*** I'm always just saying selfish things, anyway... I don't have a brain for anything except causing trouble for Master Fuyuki... I'm just a pathetic, green, stupid frog, sir...
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[03:30] ---**
Never mind what I say...
**[03:34] ---**
Never mind...
I guess I'll go invade, or something...
**[03:37] ---**
Just press some switches at random...
**[03:39] ---**
All right, all right, Sarge...
I'll go along with you.
**[03:42] ---**
But I'm pretty sure the pools
will all be packed, you know?
***SIGN*** Dialing... Hinata Natsumi
**[03:45] ---**
We're just coming back.
**[03:47] ---**
There's no chance of swimming there.
**[03:50] ---**
Couldn't be helped, so I thought we'd come back
and have a cold bath or something.
**[03:53] ---**
Sorry, but could you fill the bath up?
**[03:56] ---**
Okay.
**[03:58] ---**
Well, that's how it is.
Can't you settle for a cold bath?
**[04:01] ---**
I want a pool. I want a pool. I want a pool.
**[04:04] ---**
No longer capable of logic!
**[04:04] ---**
I want a pool. I want a pool.
**[04:06] ---**
A pool, huh... Oh, dear...
**[04:09] ---**
Ah... Actually...
**[04:12] ---**
If we did have one...
I guess it'd be in the cave?
**[04:17] ---**
The storage closet on the second floor.
**[04:19] ---**
A chaos of indiscriminately
packed items of Hinata history.
**[04:22] ---**
Its common name: The Hinata Cave.
***SIGN*** Common name: The Hinata Cave
**[04:29] ---**
The Hinata house never
fails to surprise me.
***SIGN*** Tangerines
**[04:32] ---**
Who knew this place harbored a pool?
***SIGN*** Leisure Pool DX
**[04:36] ---**
Oh! There it is! No mistaking it!
**[04:39] ---**
Hey, Red.
***SIGN*** Red?
**[04:41] ---**
Yo, Red!
***SIGN*** Red?!
**[04:42] ---**
M-Me?!
**[04:43] ---**
Go for it! Go for it! Cor-por-al!
**[04:53] ---**
So, this is what we successfully excavated.
**[04:55] ---**
A Hinata relic, sir!
**[04:57] ---**
Huh? This is a pool?
**[05:00] ---**
Pekopon's quaint culture often
defies expectations, sir.
**[05:05] ---**
No, look at this!
**[05:07] ---**
It's made to take air in through here!
**[05:11] ---**
Go for it, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:13] ---**
Do your best, Uncle!
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** 5 minutes elapse
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** Puff
***SIGN*** Puff
**[05:26] ---**
My gills...
**[05:27] ---**
Something's... wrong with my gills...
**[05:29] ---**
Almost no change...
**[05:33] ---**
Don't we use this thing?
**[05:34] ---**
Mention that sooner...
**[05:37] ---**
Oh! It's going in, it's going in!
**[05:40] ---**
Good going, Pekopon!
**[05:42] ---**
Pool! Pool! Pool!
***SIGN*** 3 minutes elapse
**[05:46] ---**
3 minutes elapse.
**[05:51] ---**
I taste blood...
**[05:52] ---**
I feel like it is more
inflated than before...
**[05:55] ---**
Hey, Red... Change places...
**[05:57] ---**
Me again?!
**[05:58] ---**
Why always me?!
**[06:00] ---**
Good! Good! That's the way!
**[06:02] ---**
How exciting!
**[06:05] ---**
Nin, nin.
**[06:06] ---**
Come on, come on! Stronger! Faster!
**[06:10] ---**
A little... a little break...
**[06:11] ---**
No! Keep going!
**[06:15] ---**
I wonder where Sarge went?
**[06:18] ---**
Did he just give up?
**[06:22] ---**
Kululu!
**[06:23] ---**
The commander's calling for you.
**[06:27] ---**
A kids' pool!
**[06:29] ---**
So we still had this thing!
**[06:31] ---**
So? Where's Sarge?
**[06:33] ---**
Right there? In front of you.
**[06:35] ---**
Huh?
**[06:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:37] ---**
Where? Where are you?
**[06:39] ---**
Gero gero gero. Here, here, sir!
**[06:43] ---**
Wow!
**[06:44] ---**
The Hinata house pool is quite pleasant, sir!
**[06:47] ---**
It is awesome!
***SIGN*** Utterly exhausted
**[06:51] ---**
It was worth all the hardships we had
to overcome to get this far, sir!
**[06:54] ---**
This way is far more luxurious
than any average pool!
**[06:58] ---**
Well? Seem like fun?
**[07:00] ---**
Yeah, looks like fun!
**[07:02] ---**
Gero! Well, in that case... Lady Mois!
**[07:06] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[07:08] ---**
Fire!
**[07:16] ---**
Perfect, wouldn't you say?
**[07:18] ---**
Come on in!
**[07:22] ---**
I threw in some swimming trunks for free.
**[07:24] ---**
The things I do.
**[07:26] ---**
Good luck, Fuyuki-kun. Fight!
**[07:33] ---**
Wowww!
**[07:35] ---**
Welcome, sir, Master Fuyuki!
**[07:41] ---**
Yahoo!
**[07:42] ---**
Woo!
**[07:42] ---**
Take a good look at our majestic figures
on the surface of the water, sir!
**[07:48] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[07:50] ---**
Wow, wow!
**[07:57] ---**
But I can't swim!
**[08:01] ---**
How is it, Master Fuyuki?
**[08:03] ---**
Huh? I can breathe.
**[08:05] ---**
That is thanks to the swimming trunks
invented by my army, sir!
**[08:08] ---**
Wow, that's great, Sarge!
**[08:10] ---**
Uncle! Let me join in, too!
**[08:14] ---**
Or, like, weightless feeling?
**[08:16] ---**
Let's play to our hearts' content
in our own private pool, sir!
**[08:20] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:24] ---**
It is perfect for training.
**[08:29] ---**
I slightly "improved" the ducky toy!
**[08:37] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[08:41] ---**
This feels so good...
**[08:44] ---**
I never thought there was a whole universe
in the place I played when I was small.
**[08:48] ---**
Natsumi-san! Natsumi-san!
**[08:50] ---**
Isn't this a pool?!
**[08:53] ---**
How cute!
**[08:54] ---**
I wonder who put this out?
**[08:58] ---**
It's Sis and Azumaya-san!
**[08:59] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[09:00] ---**
Natsumi-san, let's get in!
**[09:03] ---**
But this is a kids' pool...
**[09:05] ---**
Gerohcrap.
**[09:06] ---**
Not a problem!
**[09:08] ---**
Clothes-Changing Art: Quick Change!
**[09:12] ---**
Like a hurricane... in we go!
**[09:14] ---**
W-Wait a sec, Koyuki-chan!
**[09:17] ---**
Ahh, I'll have curry tonight.
**[09:20] ---**
How is it, Natsumi-san?!
**[09:26] ---**
Feels good!
**[09:27] ---**
We're going to get crushed!
**[09:29] ---**
I feel like she'd crush me deliberately
even if she *did* notice.
**[09:32] ---**
All men, retreat!
**[09:34] ---**
Giroro! Can you hear me, sir?!
**[09:36] ---**
A giant Natsumi... what magnitude!
**[09:40] ---**
N-No, magnificence. She's perfect!
**[09:42] ---**
We've lost him.
**[09:43] ---**
This is an illness, now...
**[09:45] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[09:50] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[09:52] ---**
Ahh, no! You've done it now, Koyuki-chan!
**[09:54] ---**
Gyaaaaah! Help me!
**[09:57] ---**
Got you back!
**[09:59] ---**
What?! I won't be beaten!
**[10:02] ---**
It's the end of the world!
**[10:04] ---**
I'm reliving my childhood!
**[10:07] ---**
Natsumi-chan, your house's pool is great!
**[10:11] ---**
Sis, please notice...
**[10:13] ---**
I-It's hopeless, Master Fuyuki...
**[10:16] ---**
Our screaming voices are like
the farts of a goldfish!
**[10:20] ---**
S-So this will be my grave...
**[10:24] ---**
I couldn't have chosen a better way to go...
***SIGN*** Crack Crunch Crargkkle
**[10:29] ---**
Just then, though it was
like the fart of a goldfish,
**[10:32] ---**
there was one brave soldier who
discerned Giroro's dying screams!
**[10:40] ---**
The cat?!
**[10:41] ---**
Don't! Don't do it, kitty!
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[10:52] ---**
That's the end of that...
**[11:00] ---**
The pool was fun, wasn't it?!
**[11:02] ---**
It felt a lot bigger when I was small.
**[11:05] ---**
I suppose there are times
when being smaller is better!
**[11:09] ---**
Sorry, sir, Master Fuyuki.
**[11:12] ---**
Don't apologize, Sarge.
**[11:15] ---**
It really... It really was fun... But...
**[11:19] ---**
I've had more than enough of pools...
**[11:22] ---**
No objections, sir...
**[11:32] ---**
One morning near the end of summer break...
**[11:35] ---**
Get up! It is time!
**[11:38] ---**
Geromumble...
**[11:40] ---**
Let me sleep a little longer...
**[11:42] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[11:43] ---**
It is only another week.
**[11:46] ---**
I'm full already, sir.
**[11:49] ---**
We have to hurry, or we will be late!
**[11:51] ---**
I can't eat anymore...
**[11:58] ---**
Fuyuki & Natsumi:
A New Morning Has Come, Sir!
**[12:04] ---**
Wow, watermelons!
**[12:06] ---**
To Aki, Natsumi, Fuyu-kun.
**[12:09] ---**
The hot days continue.
Have you been keeping well?
**[12:13] ---**
I've grown some very large watermelons,
so I'll send you a couple!
**[12:17] ---**
Please all eat them together.
From Grandma.
**[12:22] ---**
Granny's watermelons are
always so sweet and tasty!
**[12:25] ---**
Yahoo! Let's all eat one together!
**[12:28] ---**
That is indeed a marvellous watermelon!
**[12:30] ---**
It looks sweet!
**[12:32] ---**
Or, like, hydrate nicely?
**[12:34] ---**
I'm looking forward to this, sir!
**[12:36] ---**
Gimmewatermelon.
**[12:37] ---**
Let's all eat it together!
**[12:39] ---**
I don't remember including
"invading frogs" in the definition of "all."
**[12:43] ---**
Oh, what's the big deal?
**[12:44] ---**
Let's split it with Kero-chan and the rest.
**[12:47] ---**
Awwww!
**[12:48] ---**
Thank you, Lady Mom!
**[12:49] ---**
Let's all eat it together!
**[12:51] ---**
Yeah!
**[12:55] ---**
Please come again for another
Keroro Platoon Sightseeing Tour!
**[12:58] ---**
Why today, of all days?
**[13:00] ---**
Then, we shall have some too.
**[13:02] ---**
Let us gratefully consume the
admiral's watermelon, sir!
***SIGN*** SPYCY Garam Masala
**[13:07] ---**
Specially made garam masala.
**[13:09] ---**
Well then, thanks for the food!
**[13:13] ---**
I don't feel like I ate anything.
**[13:15] ---**
What did you expect?
We split it among *everyone*.
***SIGN*** Other name:
Dorifu Cut
**[13:18] ---**
Other name: Dorifu Cut!
**[13:20] ---**
Let's cut the other one up, as well.
**[13:22] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[13:24] ---**
Huh? That's weird. It's gone...
**[13:28] ---**
Well, I never touched it!
**[13:30] ---**
Huh?
**[13:31] ---**
The stupid frogs are gone!
**[13:34] ---**
I can't believe their nerve,
planning to eat it all by themselves!
***SIGN*** Come here!
**[13:41] ---**
And you have the nerve to come waltzing
right back in?! Are you making fu—
**[13:44] ---**
What do you think, Lady Natsumi?
**[13:46] ---**
Ah! That's the watermelon!
**[13:49] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[13:50] ---**
Huh? Isn't it bigger than before?
**[13:52] ---**
You hit upon a good point!
**[13:56] ---**
I improved the breed so that it
absorbs moisture and regrows.
**[14:01] ---**
Now we can eat one
as massive as we want.
**[14:03] ---**
A pure-hearted gift from me for the evening cool,
as thanks for the paper-thin watermelon!
***SIGN*** Midsummer Gift
**[14:10] ---**
I declare loud and clear:
***SIGN*** I greet you amidst this hot weather.
**[14:12] ---**
"I greet you amidst this hot weather!"
**[14:15] ---**
This watermelon is for us?
**[14:17] ---**
We'll all eat our fills, sir!
**[14:20] ---**
You do have your good points!
**[14:22] ---**
S-Sorry for suspecting you.
**[14:24] ---**
If that's how it is,
we'll grate...ful...ly...
**[14:27] ---**
What on Earth?! Isn't it a bit too big?!
**[14:30] ---**
Uncle! The watermelon's heartiness
gauge is increasing rapidly!
**[14:34] ---**
It's greatly exceeding anticipated levels!
***SIGN*** I can't eat any more
I can't move any more
I think I'll keep some for later
Ohh, I'm so full
That was just right
I'm left a little wanting
**[14:37] ---**
L-Looks like it's about ready for eating.
**[14:39] ---**
I just need to stop the water and... Gero?!
***SIGN*** Running Wild
**[14:43] ---**
The restraints!!
**[14:44] ---**
Huh? It's not a fruit cap?
**[14:47] ---**
It's for controlling the
growth of the watermelon.
**[14:50] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[14:52] ---**
Strange... I did tune it specifically
for Pekoponian fruit...
**[14:56] ---**
Watermelons aren't a fruit!
They're a vegetable!
**[15:01] ---**
H-Hey!
***SIGN*** Vegetable
**[15:03] ---**
Ahh, let me down! Let me down!
**[15:05] ---**
Gero?
**[15:08] ---**
Whatintheworldwasthat?
**[15:10] ---**
I shall assist!
**[15:12] ---**
Run while you can!
**[15:15] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[15:18] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[15:21] ---**
Dammit!
**[15:23] ---**
We're going to be crushed by a watermelon!
**[15:30] ---**
Water absorption hose severed!
**[15:31] ---**
Watermelon down!
**[15:34] ---**
Ah... We're saved...
**[15:35] ---**
Gero.
**[15:36] ---**
Why do you aliens always, always...?!
**[15:40] ---**
Oh, my. That's a nice sound.
**[15:42] ---**
It looks delicious!
**[15:44] ---**
We can't waste it!
**[15:46] ---**
Let's enjoy it together.
**[15:48] ---**
One, two... Go for it...
**[15:52] ---**
Please... no more...
**[15:54] ---**
You eat it all up.
**[15:56] ---**
I... think I'm going to
become a watermelon...
**[16:01] ---**
And the following morning.
**[16:03] ---**
Get up! It is time!
**[16:05] ---**
Geromumble...
**[16:07] ---**
Let me sleep five more minutes...
**[16:09] ---**
Are you going to waste
all the effort we've put in already?
**[16:12] ---**
Toooo harsh!
**[16:16] ---**
See? They really are acting suspicious, Sis!
**[16:19] ---**
Yeah... So they are...
**[16:22] ---**
It looks like they're going out somewhere
at a specific time every morning.
**[16:26] ---**
There must be something behind this.
**[16:30] ---**
Sis! Hurry, hurry!
**[16:36] ---**
Where are they going, I wonder?
**[16:39] ---**
This fog is really something.
**[16:41] ---**
I've lost sight of them...
**[16:43] ---**
Come on, let's go back already.
**[16:45] ---**
I get a bad feeling about this.
***SIGN*** MJ Park #12
**[16:50] ---**
"MJ Park #12?"
**[16:53] ---**
Let's go and see!
**[16:55] ---**
O-Okay...
**[16:58] ---**
I didn't think there was
a park around here...
**[17:01] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki, don't just stop dead—!
**[17:07] ---**
Mhh? What was that voice...?
**[17:10] ---**
What in the world?
**[17:11] ---**
Sis!
**[17:12] ---**
It's amazing! I saw a
weird creature over there!
**[17:16] ---**
Th-There's...
**[17:19] ---**
...not just one of them!
**[17:20] ---**
I wondered who was making so much noise.
**[17:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi?
**[17:25] ---**
What is this place?
**[17:27] ---**
A hyperspace for aliens, sir.
**[17:30] ---**
We all do exercises here each morning
so that the Pekoponians don't notice!
**[17:34] ---**
Exercises?
**[17:36] ---**
Were Pekoponians allowed here again?
**[17:38] ---**
They can't guarantee their safety.
**[17:40] ---**
No way!
***SIGN*** Giraffe Beer x 20
**[17:41] ---**
Good morning,
alien ladies and alien gentlemen!
**[17:44] ---**
Good morning!
**[17:46] ---**
Today we are broadcasting from MJ Park #12,
Higashimachi, Planet Keron.
**[17:52] ---**
That's my hometown!
**[17:53] ---**
First off, let's all
energetically sing a song!
***SIGN*** Giraffe Beer x 20
**[17:56] ---**
Come on, Natchi, join in the singing!
**[17:59] [SONG] ---**
An unthinkable morning is here,
**[18:00] ---**
Three, and...
**[18:05] [SONG] ---**
A morning of ambition.
**[18:08] [SONG] ---**
With revenge in my heart,
**[18:12] ---**
What is with this song?
**[18:13] [SONG] ---**
Omura Boat...
**[18:14] ---**
Sing it properly!
**[18:16] [SONG] ---**
With the energy of the sun,
**[18:21] [SONG] ---**
Your mellow attacks
**[18:24] [SONG] ---**
Face the encroaching enemy,
**[18:26] ---**
Why is it in a minor key?
**[18:27] [SONG] ---**
And fire them off, a-hup!
**[18:29] [SONG] ---**
1 !
**[18:30] [SONG] ---**
2 !!
**[18:31] [SONG] ---**
3 !!!
**[18:33] ---**
Okay, here we go, radio exercise #1!
***SIGN*** Giraffe Beer
**[18:36] ---**
Okay, here we go!
**[18:44] ---**
Extend your arms, raise them wide by
your sides, above your head, and stretch!
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, this is actually pretty normal!
**[18:50] ---**
1, 2, 3!
**[18:51] ---**
...or not...
**[18:52] ---**
We can't beat those guys.
**[18:54] ---**
As expected from a Nobystretchian!
**[18:54] ---**
Space your feet apart
and spin your arms around!
***SIGN*** Tabinobino-ian
**[18:56] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[18:58] ---**
Stop acting surprised and do it properly!
**[18:58] ---**
1, 2, 3...
**[19:00] ---**
Who knows what the other aliens
might do to you if you are found out!
**[19:00] ---**
Bend your body forwards and backwards!
**[19:05] ---**
I know that!
**[19:07] ---**
I have confidence in my flexibility!
**[19:07] ---**
Gently build momentum, and...
**[19:16] ---**
I-Isn't that too flexible?
**[19:19] ---**
Open your chest wiiiiide and twist...
**[19:25] ---**
1, 2, 3, 4...
**[19:27] ---**
Big swing! 7, 8!
***SIGN*** Crrrkrkrk
**[19:30] ---**
Bend your knees and spin
your arms around rapidly!
**[19:34] ---**
Circle!
**[19:36] ---**
Circle!
**[19:36] ---**
I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.
**[19:38] ---**
Never give up!
**[19:40] ---**
Spin your ears right around and really
stimulate those semicircular canals!
**[19:45] ---**
I-Is this really exercise?
**[19:49] ---**
My eyes are spinning...
**[19:51] ---**
Twist all your joints
the other way at the same time!
**[19:56] ---**
There's no way I can do that!
**[19:56] ---**
Elbows, knees, soften them up!
**[19:59] ---**
Oooof! Oooof, one!
**[19:59] ---**
5, 6, 7, 8!
**[20:01] ---**
Oh, good... This must be the end.
**[20:01] ---**
And we'll finish up with a deeep breath...
**[20:05] ---**
Deep breaths are universal
to all species, I guess.
**[20:08] ---**
Huh? I'm suddenly... feeling dizzy...
**[20:10] ---**
F-Fuyuki... stand strong...
**[20:13] ---**
I can't go on...
***SIGN*** Oxygen concentration falling rapidly
**[20:15] ---**
Oxygen concentration falling rapidly!
**[20:17] ---**
Amateurs.
**[20:19] ---**
Yawn... glad that's over.
**[20:21] ---**
I finally feel awake.
**[20:24] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[20:25] ---**
Uh huh!
**[20:26] ---**
Do you have your card at the ready?!
**[20:28] ---**
Yep, I am fully prepared, of course!
**[20:30] ---**
Today's the last day!
Time to get my gift, sir!
**[20:33] ---**
Stamp, please!
**[20:35] ---**
Oh?! You've attended every day!
**[20:37] ---**
You have done well!
**[20:39] ---**
Congratulations!
**[20:42] ---**
Here's your reward!
***SIGN*** Gift
**[20:45] ---**
Jaaan!
***SIGN*** Gift
**[20:46] ---**
Huh? A pencil?
**[20:46] ---**
Woo! Woo!
**[20:48] ---**
Some kind of space one?
**[20:48] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[20:50] ---**
Nope, it's just a pencil, sir.
**[20:50] ---**
Woo! Woo! Brooooommm!
**[20:53] ---**
Uh... But...
**[20:54] ---**
What's important is the proof
that we kept on attending, sir!
**[20:58] ---**
Right, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
**[21:00] ---**
Yessir!
**[21:01] ---**
Oh? I haven't seen you two
around before. Your first time?
**[21:04] ---**
U-Uhh... Y-Yes...
**[21:06] ---**
Then you can have this.
***SIGN*** Gift
**[21:08] ---**
Since today *is* the last day.
**[21:10] ---**
Ah, th-thanks very much...
**[21:12] ---**
Lucky... Lucky... Even though
you didn't turn up every day...
**[21:17] ---**
Keh! I'll blast your pencil away, darn you!
**[21:20] ---**
Did you all spend your
summer break meaningfully?
**[21:24] ---**
It was frantic in all kinds of ways,
***SIGN*** 2007 / 8 / 25 Admiral's Watermelons
**[21:26] ---**
but it seems that at least Sarge
and the others enjoyed it a lot.
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Gift August 31st (Fri) Today we did radio exercises. We all got gifts together, sir!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
**[23:07] ---**
It is Dororo!
***SIGN*** HOMEWORK
**[23:08] ---**
Have you all finished your summer homework?
***SIGN*** Running from the Reality of Homework
**[23:11] ---**
I am sure that—
**[23:12] ---**
Not yet.
**[23:13] ---**
It is not over yet, my summer homework!
**[23:15] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[23:16] ---**
Isn't it a bit too early for summer
break to end? I say it is!
**[23:19] ---**
I would venture that you have not
finished your homework, my leader?
**[23:21] ---**
Gero!!
**[23:22] ---**
N-Never mind that!
**[23:24] ---**
Next week will be yet more
summer break content!
**[23:27] ---**
"Chibi-Kero: Farewell, Summer Vacation, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E176 - Chibi-Kero: Farewell, Summer Vacation, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKNQ5/chibi-kero-farewell-summer-vacation-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:32] ---**
Continuing on from last week,
today is the last day of summer break.
***SIGN*** Middle School - Classical Literature Dictionary
**[01:36] ---**
I'll get this finished by lunch,
***SIGN*** Middle-1 Summer Break Math
**[01:38] ---**
finish up math somehow by dinner...
**[01:41] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
**[01:44] ---**
Except...
**[01:46] ---**
...there's no way I can finish
all this starting now!
***SIGN*** HOMEWORK
**[01:51] ---**
Why can't we bring ourselves to
start summer homework earlier?
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
**[01:57] ---**
I finished crafts, at least.
***SIGN*** It's this
***SIGN*** Waaaaaaaghhhh!
**[02:05] ---**
Waaaaaaggghhh!
**[02:11] ---**
Sis, look!
***SIGN*** Bristle Bristle
**[02:13] ---**
The Moai statue I made for
my summer homework is...!
**[02:17] ---**
Moai statues have that much hair?
**[02:22] ---**
No, somebody's messed with it!
**[02:25] ---**
I still have other homework to do...
**[02:28] ---**
I don't have the time to fix it...
**[02:30] ---**
Fuyuki, you're still not done
with your summer homework?
**[02:34] ---**
I finished mine perfectly. Look!
**[02:38] ---**
Strange beams from the eyes!
**[02:44] ---**
Chibi-Kero: Farewell, Summer Vacation, Sir!
**[02:51] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[02:52] ---**
Gero?
**[02:53] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
What's the problem, ma'am?
**[02:57] ---**
"What's the problem?"
**[03:01] ---**
Look at this!!
**[03:03] ---**
I think it's pretty good for how
crappy you are at drawing, ma'am!
**[03:08] ---**
Yes.
**[03:10] ---**
I worked *really, really* hard on this one.
**[03:13] ---**
Especially these beams!
They really accentuate the piece!
**[03:17] ---**
It is off the hook!
**[03:19] ---**
Strange beams from the eyes!
**[03:21] ---**
Pyow! Pyow! Pyow!
**[03:21] ---**
What I'm *saying* is...
**[03:24] ---**
Gero?
**[03:26] ---**
Gero...
**[03:28] ---**
All my hard work is wasted
because of these beams you drew!
**[03:33] ---**
Gero.
**[03:34] ---**
I know nothing, ma'am!
**[03:37] ---**
You liar!
**[03:38] ---**
I said I don't know anything,
and I really don't know anything, ma'am!
**[03:42] ---**
So, these eyebrows and stuff
weren't you either, Sarge?
**[03:45] ---**
What eyebrows?
**[03:47] ---**
Good grief...
**[03:49] ---**
I've had it with being blamed for
everything under the sun, sir!
**[03:53] ---**
Aliens' hearts are easily hurt,
I'll have you know! Rassin' frassin'!
**[03:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant might look like he has thick skin,
but he is actually quite delicate in places!
**[04:04] ---**
Right?
**[04:05] ---**
Y-You shouldn't behave so badly all the time,
if you don't want me to suspect you.
**[04:10] ---**
I see. No remorse for
falsely accusing me, is that it?
**[04:14] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[04:16] ---**
But what am I going to do?
**[04:18] ---**
I'll never be able to make
this again by tomorrow...
**[04:22] ---**
My summer homework...
**[04:26] ---**
Oh, it was your summer homework, ma'am?
**[04:28] ---**
Thinking back, summer homework
**[04:31] ---**
has always been a great source
of trouble for me, sir!
**[04:33] ---**
Trauma switch, on!
**[04:36] ---**
You were always doing mean things to me
over the summer homework, too...
**[04:42] ---**
Dororo, how long have you been here?
**[04:44] ---**
You spent all the summer idling
your time away like grasshoppers,
**[04:47] ---**
and on the last day, you'd always
come saying you hadn't finished,
**[04:50] ---**
crying, saying you were
never going to make it...
**[04:54] ---**
Well, even though I was like, "I'll never make it!
It's impossible," I never gave up, you know!
**[05:00] ---**
Oh?
**[05:01] ---**
You didn't?
***SIGN*** Ignored
**[05:03] ---**
Completely ignored.
**[05:05] ---**
If you like, I can share one of my valuable
summer break experiences with you, sir!
**[05:11] ---**
It'll definitely come in useful, sir!
**[05:13] ---**
Yeah, let's hear it!
**[05:15] ---**
Sis, you want to hear it too, right?
**[05:17] ---**
Huh? Well... Well, I guess.
**[05:19] ---**
As you wish!
**[05:21] ---**
Yes. It was the final day of summer vacation,
**[05:24] ---**
and I was running around frantically
for the sake of my homework.
**[05:31] ---**
Pururu-chan!
**[05:33] ---**
Please let me copy your math drills!
**[05:36] ---**
No.
***SIGN*** Math Drills
**[05:38] ---**
It won't do you any good
unless you do them yourself!
**[05:41] ---**
I can't finish it by tomorrow
if I'm only starting now!
**[05:44] ---**
Then why don't you do one of your
other subjects that you *can* finish?
**[05:51] ---**
Other subjects...
***SIGN*** I did hand-to-hand combat training. Brother is very strong. I want to be strong, too. I went to take pictures of trains. They were very cool. I want to go again.
**[05:56] ---**
Hey! It'll be strange if both of us
have the exact same picture diary!
**[06:00] ---**
They won't know if I change the names.
**[06:02] ---**
No!
**[06:04] ---**
Gero! So, so many of them!
**[06:08] ---**
Isn't it amazing?
**[06:10] ---**
Since you have so many, you won't mind
letting me have one... right?
**[06:15] ---**
Keroro-kun... You slacked off your
summer homework again this year...
**[06:21] ---**
I'm so busy with all kinds of stuff
during the summer, though!
**[06:24] ---**
Ah, so busy, so busy!
**[06:26] ---**
Ah, so busy, so busy!
**[06:29] ---**
I can't believe how busy I am!
**[06:32] ---**
I don't think people normally
call that being busy...
**[06:35] ---**
G-Gero...
**[06:40] ---**
What's the point of having
those guys as friends?
***SIGN*** Mountain of Homework
**[06:42] ---**
The least friends can do is help
each other out with their homework.
**[06:45] ---**
Not true.
**[06:47] ---**
Well, I guess I can accomplish
one picture, at least.
**[06:50] ---**
Um. So there are two trees... Like this...
**[06:55] ---**
And then you do this and this!
Explosions! Explosions!
**[06:59] ---**
Gero! What are you doing?!
**[07:02] ---**
If you ask me, there's no point in
forcing yourself through homework!
**[07:07] ---**
J-Joriri?!
***SIGN*** Joriri
**[07:09] ---**
Mysterious weird Keronian: Joriri.
**[07:12] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[07:14] ---**
It's my treat!
**[07:16] ---**
Unlimited refills from the
drinks bar, above or below!
***SIGN*** Drinks Bar
**[07:20] ---**
You're so lucky, Joriri.
**[07:23] ---**
Not having any homework to do.
***SIGN*** Foo
**[07:25] ---**
Pfffhrt, don't make me laugh!
**[07:27] ---**
If you ask me,
**[07:29] ---**
I've had a good idea or two
for homework.
**[07:32] ---**
Wha?! Really?!
**[07:34] ---**
Why not make me a footstool?
**[07:37] ---**
A footstool...
***SIGN*** Joriri's Footstool Made by Keroro
**[07:45] ---**
Helping someone out sounds like it would
earn me a good amount of points...
**[07:47] ---**
And if it's just a box,
it might be pretty simple...
**[07:51] ---**
I'll just measure it any old way...
**[07:54] ---**
Make it any old way...
**[07:56] ---**
And in no time at all...
***SIGN*** Complete
**[07:58] ---**
It's done!
**[08:00] ---**
Try it out!
**[08:03] ---**
Well?
**[08:04] ---**
If you ask me,
**[08:06] ---**
you're gonna make me
put my foot on this piece of crap?!
**[08:08] ---**
Gero!
**[08:10] ---**
Why'd you do that?!
**[08:11] ---**
Hmmm, well, basically,
**[08:12] ---**
it's a bit low. By about 1 mm.
**[08:16] ---**
What?!
**[08:18] ---**
You've never been serious about anything,
and now you're complaining over 1 mm?
**[08:23] ---**
If you ask me, do it over.
**[08:27] ---**
How's this?
**[08:29] ---**
Hmm... the angle is...
**[08:31] ---**
...not so great.
**[08:33] ---**
How about this?!
**[08:36] ---**
I'd like something with a bit more pop,
a bit more funky!
**[08:41] ---**
Pop!
**[08:43] ---**
Funky!
**[08:44] ---**
Modern!
**[08:47] ---**
...What is this.
**[08:51] ---**
I can't go on...
**[08:53] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
They're all no good! Not fit for their purpose!
**[08:58] ---**
Joriri is very... particular
about his footstools.
**[09:01] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[09:04] ---**
Zeroro! What's wrong?
**[09:06] ---**
My morning glories!
**[09:10] ---**
Ahhh... they're wilted, all right.
**[09:13] ---**
This happens every year...
Even though I work so hard to raise them...
**[09:17] ---**
Why...?!
**[09:19] ---**
If you ask me, results aren't worth a damn!
**[09:22] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[09:24] ---**
Be particular about footstools!
**[09:29] ---**
I see! It's just as Joriri says!
**[09:32] ---**
Gero?
**[09:32] ---**
Results aren't everything!
**[09:35] ---**
I worked my hardest to raise them
during summer, without a day's rest!
**[09:39] ---**
The instructors will understand
when I explain the situation!
**[09:43] ---**
Ah... I didn't think of that!
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[09:45] ---**
I worked so hard...
**[09:47] ---**
...but it wilted!
**[09:49] ---**
It's not the results.
**[09:50] ---**
It is the effort that is important. Good job.
**[09:56] ---**
Zeroro! Could you give me one?!
**[10:00] ---**
They're wilted anyway.
You don't mind, right?!
**[10:02] ---**
Ah. He is clearly trying to take advantage.
***SIGN*** Space Water Flea!
**[10:09] ---**
Space water flea.
**[10:12] ---**
Begin the experiment!
**[10:14] ---**
What is that?
**[10:15] ---**
Drip.
**[10:18] ---**
Ooh.
**[10:20] ---**
Water flea, massively enlarged
by ultra-rapid growth hormones.
**[10:27] ---**
Ahh...
**[10:31] ---**
Ow!
**[10:33] ---**
What is this?
**[10:36] ---**
It looks like a nutrient solution...
**[10:38] ---**
It might work on wilted morning glories!
**[10:47] ---**
If this livens it up, that'd be lucky, too!
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[10:50] ---**
Look how prettily it blossomed!
**[10:53] ---**
You raised it well. Good job.
**[11:00] ---**
Gero!
**[11:04] ---**
What?! It really did liven up!
**[11:15] ---**
Too lively.
**[11:20] ---**
Keroro has had his base occupied by
the suddenly-giant morning glories!
**[11:23] ---**
What on Earth will happen?!
**[11:25] ---**
Continued in Part B!
**[11:34] ---**
That Keroro's always the same.
**[11:37] ---**
He came to me as well.
***SIGN*** Eeeeeek!
**[11:42] ---**
Keroro!
**[11:43] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[11:50] ---**
Zeroro!
**[11:52] ---**
Your morning glory
suddenly turned into this thing!
**[11:55] ---**
Why? The ones at my house
are all still wilted!
**[12:03] ---**
What's this?
**[12:04] ---**
Ah, I found it on the road
and gave it to the morning glory.
**[12:07] ---**
This is what caused it!
**[12:10] ---**
It caused a chemical reaction which
turned the morning glory into a monster!
**[12:13] ---**
Well, well, what can I say...
**[12:15] ---**
Ow!
**[12:19] ---**
If that thing keeps going like that
and makes its way outside...
**[12:22] ---**
...the city will be in a lot of trouble!
**[12:24] ---**
Roaaarrring glooaaarrrry!
**[12:27] ---**
In that case,
all men to battle stations!
**[12:28] ---**
What?!
**[12:30] ---**
We, the Chibi-Kero Defense Force,
**[12:33] ---**
will now commence an operation to save this
secret base from the giant monster Roaring Gloary!
***SIGN*** Giant Monster Roaring Gloary
**[12:38] ---**
Spontaneously named: Roaring Gloary.
**[12:43] ---**
Do you mean...
**[12:45] ---**
It doesn't matter!
***SIGN*** Running Away from the Reality of Homework
**[12:46] ---**
I'm not running away from the reality
of my homework! Start battling!!
**[12:50] ---**
But we don't even have any weapons!
**[12:55] ---**
Look, just anything. Anything lying around.
**[12:59] ---**
Yahh! Yahh! Yahh!
**[13:04] ---**
Attack 1: Hit it with your fists.
**[13:08] ---**
Take this!
**[13:09] ---**
Attack 2: Pelt it with acorns.
**[13:13] ---**
I hope you're ready for this!
**[13:16] ---**
Attack 3: Poke it with a stick.
**[13:18] ---**
Look out, Pururu-chan!
**[13:22] ---**
Roaring Gloary is getting out!
**[13:39] ---**
Grow some beautiful flowers really soon!
**[13:45] ---**
Yes! A flower!
**[13:50] ---**
Roaring Gloary...
**[13:52] ---**
This secret base is ours!
**[13:54] ---**
Yaaaahh!
**[13:56] ---**
Wait! I'll try talking to Roaring Gloary!
**[14:00] ---**
Huh?
**[14:04] ---**
Stop it, Roaring Gloary!
**[14:06] ---**
You can tell who I am, can't you?!
**[14:10] ---**
I've raised you since you were a tiny seed!
**[14:18] ---**
It's wrong to fight with everyone like this!
**[14:21] ---**
Aren't we friends?!
**[14:31] ---**
It stinks!
**[14:34] ---**
What a foul stench,
**[14:35] ---**
like natto that's been in a sock for three days
mixed with a dog's drool!
**[14:44] ---**
It stinks!
**[14:46] ---**
Retreat to the base!
**[14:53] ---**
Keroro!
**[14:56] ---**
Joriri!
**[14:58] ---**
Use this!
**[15:03] ---**
Okay!
**[15:04] ---**
Umm...
**[15:07] ---**
Uhh...
**[15:09] ---**
How... do I use it?
**[15:13] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[15:15] ---**
Even dust will make a mountain!
**[15:19] ---**
Whoa there.
**[15:22] ---**
I see! If I climb this...
**[15:24] ---**
Keroro!
**[15:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:30] ---**
Let's go!
**[15:30] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:37] ---**
As expected... it was no good.
**[15:41] ---**
Are you all right?
**[15:43] ---**
Roaaarrrinng Gloooarrrry!
**[15:47] ---**
Oh, crap... Run away!
**[15:57] ---**
Stinks...
**[16:00] ---**
So, tell me,
**[16:01] ---**
why do all your morning glories
keep wilting?
**[16:04] ---**
I don't know!
**[16:07] ---**
I made sure to give them all water
every day and every night...
**[16:11] ---**
That's it!
**[16:13] ---**
Too much water rotted the roots!
**[16:18] ---**
So its weakness is too much water!
**[16:20] ---**
But where could we get enough water to rot
the roots of that huge Roaring Gloary?
**[16:27] ---**
Unlimited refills from the
drinks bar, above or below!
**[16:31] ---**
Oh, I know! The water fountain in the park!
**[16:38] ---**
Isn't it bad to use
the park's water like this?
**[16:42] ---**
It's an emergency! Who cares?
**[16:46] ---**
Okay...
**[16:50] ---**
Fire!
**[16:52] ---**
Fire!
**[16:53] ---**
Fire!
**[16:54] ---**
Mm-hm.
**[17:13] ---**
Ahhh! Roaring Gloary!
**[17:27] ---**
Roaring Gloary!
**[17:30] ---**
Zeroro!
**[17:33] ---**
Stop it! Stop the water!
**[17:36] ---**
Stop it!!
**[17:38] ---**
Can do.
**[17:40] ---**
Huh?
**[17:47] ---**
Roaring Gloary...
**[18:00] ---**
If you ask me, too many
nutrients *or* too much water
**[18:04] ---**
is bad for a Roaring Gloary!
**[18:22] ---**
Something like that happened, huh...
**[18:25] ---**
Something like that happened, sir.
**[18:29] ---**
That doesn't help me with my homework at all!
**[18:33] ---**
Plants and humans alike spoil when spoiled.
**[18:36] ---**
Joriri-dono taught us an intentionally bad
strategy in order to communicate this to us.
**[18:43] ---**
Nah, it's Joriri.
**[18:46] ---**
I think bad ones are all he can come up with.
**[18:49] ---**
Dororo-senpai, you always
think too highly of Joriri.
**[18:57] ---**
I kind of hear footsteps...
**[19:00] ---**
Gero...
**[19:01] ---**
Ah!
**[19:06] ---**
Joriri!
**[19:07] ---**
Joriri-dono!
**[19:08] ---**
If you ask me, the best temperature
for a bath is 43°C exactly!
**[19:13] ---**
He said he was your friend, Uncle,
so I've been treating him!
**[19:18] ---**
Or, like, warm-ish welcome?
**[19:20] ---**
Wow! You're the actual Joriri-san?
**[19:23] ---**
I've heard all about you from Sarge!
**[19:25] ---**
I feel kind of honored!
**[19:27] ---**
I helped out with your homeworks
in place of a greeting.
**[19:30] ---**
Huh? That was your doing?
**[19:33] ---**
I can't hand that in to school!
How are you going to fix this?!
**[19:37] ---**
Calm, calm, Lady Natsumi.
**[19:39] ---**
Let him off for now
for my sake, ma'am.
**[19:43] ---**
Still... What did you come here for, Joriri?
**[19:45] ---**
To deliver your summer homework.
**[19:48] ---**
Here.
**[19:51] ---**
A Roaring Gloary seed.
**[19:55] ---**
If you ask me, after that battle...
**[20:02] ---**
...I picked up a Roaring Gloary seed,
and thought about giving it to you,
**[20:06] ---**
but I toootally forgot!
**[20:08] ---**
You... are too forgetful.
**[20:12] ---**
If you plant it today, I'm sure it'd be nice and big
for the new semester tomorrow!
**[20:16] ---**
I... I see...
**[20:18] ---**
There's no way we could raise
something so dangerous!
**[20:21] ---**
Incidentally, morning glories carry
the flower meaning of "fleeting love"
***SIGN*** Fleeting Love
***SIGN*** Summer
**[20:25] ---**
and the seasonal word is...
not "summer," but...
***SIGN*** Autumn
**[20:29] ---**
..."autumn."
***SIGN*** So what
**[20:33] ---**
Ah, I just remembered,
**[20:35] ---**
you got this year's summer homework
from HQ, right, Mr. Sergeant?
***SIGN*** Roaring Gloary
**[20:41] ---**
Ahh, Joriri, you came
to my rescue again, sir!
**[20:45] ---**
I'll submit a diary of the Roaring Gloary
Pekopon invasion to HQ,
**[20:49] ---**
and that'll cover my homework perfectly!
**[20:56] ---**
What in the world?
**[20:57] ---**
Roaaaarrrring Gloaaaarry!
**[20:59] ---**
Roaring Gloary? Why is there one here?
**[21:02] ---**
Well... that would take some telling.
**[21:06] ---**
Help me!
**[21:08] ---**
Ah, hurry, water, water!
**[21:10] ---**
Put water on it!
**[21:12] ---**
He hasn't learned!
**[21:15] ---**
Kuuuu! Nothing like the
drinks bar after a hot bath.
**[21:19] ---**
By the way,
**[21:20] ---**
in case you were wondering what became of
Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun's homework...
***SIGN*** Summer Break Work Exhibition
**[21:27] ---**
Look, look!
**[21:28] ---**
It's super cute!
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi Hinata Fuyuki
**[21:30] ---**
They were received surprisingly well.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:08] ---**
It seems there are lots of
different kinds of Keronians.
**[23:11] ---**
Other than the liquid Keronian
that fought with Giroro before,
**[23:14] ---**
there are mecha ones, cat ones,
stuffed toy ones...
**[23:17] ---**
Are all of them soldiers?
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that. Keron soldiers
are businessmen too, sir!
***SIGN*** It will probably work out soon enough!!
**[23:23] ---**
"Dokuku: Gas Keronian #1, Sir!"
***SIGN*** It will probably work out soon enough!!
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: The Top Gundam Man On Pekopon, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E177 - Dokuku: Gas Keronian #1, Sir! / Keroro: The Top Gundam Man On Pekopon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X84G/dokuku-gas-keronian-1-sir--keroro-the-top-gundam-man-on-pekopon-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** Todoroki Productions Ltd.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[01:55] ---**
Doku doku doku doku...
**[02:07] ---**
In the dead of night...
**[02:09] ---**
...*he* appears.
**[02:14] ---**
Dokuku: Gas Keronian No. 1, Sir!
**[02:19] ---**
Sis!
**[02:20] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?
**[02:21] ---**
G-G-G-G-Ghost!
**[02:24] ---**
Ghoh?!
**[02:25] ---**
Ghoh, ghoh, ghoh...
**[02:27] ---**
You're so lucky to have
a spiritual sense, Sis.
**[02:30] ---**
I can't see anything...
**[02:36] ---**
It was here, right here! A Keronian ghost!
**[02:39] ---**
Keronian...?
**[02:41] ---**
Keronian...
***SIGN*** Keronian
**[02:43] ---**
Don't tell me it was...!
**[02:49] ---**
That's the Gogg for you.
**[02:52] ---**
Not even a scratch...
**[02:56] ---**
Large beef bowl please! With no soup, sir!
**[02:58] ---**
Doku doku doku doku!
**[03:01] ---**
Doku...
**[03:02] ---**
Please stop bundling in
stuff I don't want, sir.
**[03:04] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:07] ---**
Yes! I'll make breakfast right away!
**[03:10] ---**
Will you cut it out?!
**[03:11] ---**
Gero?
**[03:12] ---**
Doku doku doku...
**[03:18] ---**
Doku doku!
**[03:22] ---**
Ummm... Who might you be?
**[03:25] ---**
Will you wake up?!
**[03:27] ---**
D-Don't tell me it's a real ghost?
**[03:29] ---**
Yes! I can see it, too!
**[03:31] ---**
Doku doku doku doku...
**[03:35] ---**
Huh?
**[03:36] ---**
It went into the secret base.
**[03:38] ---**
Gero.
**[03:39] ---**
I-Isn't this... kinda bad?
**[03:42] ---**
Doku doku doku doku doku.
**[03:46] ---**
I-I-It is really a ghost...
**[03:49] ---**
Maybe it's someone's ancestor!
**[03:53] ---**
That ghost is not cute or lovely
or pretty at all.
**[03:57] ---**
It cannot be one of my ancestors.
**[04:00] ---**
Seems not to have much of a presence.
**[04:02] ---**
Now that you mention it... it does
sort of remind me of someone...
**[04:07] ---**
Wha?! M-My ancestor?
**[04:10] ---**
I don't care what it is,
just make it move on!
**[04:14] ---**
In that case, an eye for an eye,
a ghost girl for a ghost, sir!
**[04:18] ---**
You call for me, a curse on ye,
that's the way it goes...
**[04:22] ---**
It's been so long!
***SIGN*** Ghost Girl
**[04:23] ---**
She is the ghost girl
haunting the Hinata house.
**[04:26] ---**
I'm so moved that you remember me!
**[04:29] ---**
As his fellow ghost,
**[04:31] ---**
I'd like you to take that ghost to the other world
or whatever, as quick as you can, ma'am!
**[04:35] ---**
All right!
**[04:58] ---**
Come.
**[04:59] ---**
Let's you and I return to the other world...
**[05:02] ---**
Doku doku doku.
**[05:04] ---**
Ummm...
**[05:05] ---**
Doku?
**[05:06] ---**
What exactly...
**[05:08] ---**
My dances are very popular
among the other ghosts I know!
**[05:12] ---**
They say they are very soothing and
can move a ghost on in no time!
**[05:15] ---**
I... I see...
**[05:16] ---**
Idiot! She's busy getting rid of him,
so don't interfere!
**[05:20] ---**
Gero...
**[05:21] ---**
Doku doku doku...
**[05:22] ---**
Doku doku doku doku doku...
**[05:25] ---**
C-Calm down, now...
**[05:30] ---**
I... I'm sorry, sir!
**[05:36] ---**
Gero...
**[05:41] ---**
Giro...
**[05:42] ---**
Stay away!
**[05:44] ---**
Or, like, banish evil?
**[05:48] ---**
Go away, please! Over there, please!
**[05:51] ---**
I said go away, you pain in the butt!
**[05:54] ---**
Gero!
**[06:00] ---**
Wow! Ghosts are so cool!
**[06:02] ---**
Now is not the time!
**[06:04] ---**
Doku doku doku doku doku.
***SIGN*** Today's Program:
Yachigusa
**[06:08] ---**
This is great! This is so great!
**[06:10] ---**
Doku! Doku doku doku.
**[06:16] ---**
Looks like we pissed him off.
**[06:19] ---**
Gerorincho.
**[06:23] ---**
It can even break through security!
Wonderful!
**[06:26] ---**
It is not wonderful!
**[06:27] ---**
Doku doku doku doku.
**[06:32] ---**
It's so great!
**[06:38] ---**
Fuyuki, isn't there anything we can do?
**[06:41] ---**
Research is still ongoing on ghosts, so...
**[06:44] ---**
There is not a great deal I can do
against a ghostly foe.
**[06:47] ---**
Umm... I don't think it's a ghost.
**[06:51] ---**
Gero?
**[06:52] ---**
If it was a ghost, it should
be able to do what I just did,
**[06:54] ---**
and slip through the walls and floors.
**[06:57] ---**
Yeah. She's right.
**[06:59] ---**
If it's not a ghost,
then what is it?
**[07:02] ---**
Most likely...
**[07:04] ---**
...gas Keronian No. 1.
**[07:06] ---**
Gas Keronian?!
**[07:07] ---**
Why No. 1?
**[07:11] ---**
There's a guy who had his body modified
by the Keronian Experimental Unit,
**[07:15] ---**
and turned into a gas.
**[07:20] ---**
Dokuku...
**[07:22] ---**
Just like Giruru from the other day.
**[07:26] ---**
Then, in other words,
**[07:29] ---**
he is a new assassin of the Shurara Corps?
**[07:35] ---**
So not a ghost...
***SIGN*** Hustle Cola
**[07:38] ---**
No worries.
**[07:39] ---**
Now we know he's a gas,
this'll take care of him, no problem.
**[07:42] ---**
Huh? What good is cola going to do?
***SIGN*** Hustle Cola
**[07:51] ---**
An eye for an eye, a gas for a gas...
***SIGN*** Gerp
**[07:56] ---**
He's here!
**[07:58] ---**
Too-much-cola 10,000 hekoki!
***SIGN*** Too-much-cola
***SIGN*** 10,000 hekoki
**[08:02] ---**
Someone get a gas mask!
**[08:06] ---**
Doku... doku... doku doku...
**[08:08] ---**
Doku doku doku.
**[08:09] ---**
I did it! It worked perfectly!
**[08:11] ---**
Doku doku doku... doku doku...!
**[08:23] ---**
He is going crazy inside my belly!
**[08:26] ---**
Oh... oh, crap...
**[08:31] ---**
Ah. He is starting to talk to me
inside my head.
**[08:35] ---**
But... if you think I will let
you control me so easily...
**[08:39] ---**
...you are right!
**[08:42] ---**
P-Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[08:47] ---**
Y-Y...
**[08:49] ---**
Your... objective was...
**[08:51] ---**
...to rescue your comrade...
***SIGN*** Giruru Inside
**[08:54] ---**
The imprisoned liquid Keronian, Giruru!
**[08:58] ---**
I...
**[08:59] ---**
I cannot let him free...
**[09:02] ---**
...let him free...!
**[09:04] ---**
Let him free.
**[09:09] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[09:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[09:12] ---**
I am sorry.
**[09:15] ---**
Gero!
**[09:16] ---**
Girurururu!
***SIGN*** Giruru Returns
**[09:18] ---**
Giruru returns!
**[09:20] ---**
Imprisoning me in a place like that...
**[09:23] ---**
I will make you all pay!
**[09:29] ---**
Dokuku! What is the meaning of this?!
**[09:32] ---**
Doku doku doku doku doku.
**[09:34] ---**
What? You want me to wash my hands of
the Shurara Corps and go straight?!
**[09:39] ---**
Gero?
**[09:40] ---**
Doku doku. Doku...
**[09:41] ---**
"I mean, come on. It isn't worth putting our
lives at risk for that measly contractor fee?"
**[09:48] ---**
Mmm... You do have a point...
**[09:50] ---**
These guys!
**[09:51] ---**
Doku!
**[09:54] ---**
Now... Let us return to Keron, my brother.
**[09:57] ---**
Brother?!
**[10:00] ---**
Are you two brothers?
***SIGN*** Older Brother
***SIGN*** Younger Brother
**[10:03] ---**
Brother...
**[10:04] ---**
Tch. Well, you did come
all the way to save me.
**[10:08] ---**
Could it be that he returned for the
sole purpose of retrieving his brother?
**[10:12] ---**
Looks like it.
**[10:13] ---**
Gero... Then why didn't you
just say that from the start?
**[10:17] ---**
My brother is, as you can see,
a gas Keronian.
**[10:20] ---**
He can't communicate his desires
without inhabiting another's body.
**[10:25] ---**
Doku doku doku...
**[10:26] ---**
Who hired the Shurara Corps
to wipe out our Keroro Platoon?
**[10:31] ---**
Beats me. Only our boss knows that.
**[10:34] ---**
Doku doku...
**[10:36] ---**
Ah! I'm sorry, everyone...
**[10:39] ---**
Crumple.
**[10:40] ---**
Ahn!♡ I'm sorry for causing such trouble...
**[10:43] ---**
Flop.
**[10:44] ---**
Gero!
**[10:45] ---**
But thanks to you,
**[10:48] ---**
I was able to reunite with my brother.
**[10:51] ---**
Please let me say thank you!
**[10:59] ---**
W-Wait a sec...
**[11:01] ---**
Sorry. My brother has a very
conscientious personality.
**[11:04] ---**
He won't rest until he's
apologized to everyone.
**[11:07] ---**
You don't need to apologize any more!
**[11:10] ---**
Noooooo!
**[11:12] ---**
Stop it!
**[11:12] ---**
As for whether Dokuku managed to apologize
to everyone in the end or not...
**[11:14] ---**
You don't need to!
**[11:16] ---**
That's a secret.
***SIGN*** Do Not Enter
**[11:17] ---**
Or, like, do not enter?!
**[11:27] ---**
Sarge's Gundam model collection,
with which we are all so familiar.
**[11:30] ---**
Gundam models are so good!
**[11:32] ---**
It's no wonder the Pekoponians
go wild for them, sir!
**[11:35] ---**
Well, that said, I go *so* wild for them that
it's impeding our invasion of Pekopon...
**[11:41] ---**
He's aware.
**[11:43] ---**
I know it, but I just can't stop myself, sir!
***SIGN*** I know, but I can't stop myself
**[11:49] ---**
Th-That's right, sir...
**[11:50] ---**
Gundam models are, by now, a necessary
component of Pekoponian life!
**[11:55] ---**
Yes... Essentially, without
them even knowing it,
**[11:58] ---**
Gundam models have been
invading Pekopon, sir!
**[12:01] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[12:03] ---**
That is to say:
**[12:04] ---**
If I make Gundam Models Inc. mine,
**[12:06] ---**
the Pekopon invasion will
be all but complete!
***SIGN*** Employment
**[12:10] ---**
I just have to become the president
of a Gundam model company, sir!
**[12:18] ---**
Keroro: The No. 1 Gunpla Man in Japan, Sir!
***SIGN*** Gunpla
***SIGN*** Gunpla Inc.
**[12:26] ---**
Hey! Morning, all. Getting on well, I see.
**[12:32] ---**
I believe you were the secretary, uh...
**[12:35] ---**
Hinata Natsumi.
**[12:37] ---**
By the way, how is the president's
schedule looking today?
**[12:39] ---**
He is currently practicing his golf.
**[12:42] ---**
Excuse me, if you don't mind me asking,
who are you again?
**[12:44] ---**
You must be a new face here, ma'am.
**[12:47] ---**
If you don't know me.
**[12:49] ---**
Right...
**[12:50] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro!
**[12:52] ---**
I will be working part-time at this company
starting today, ma'am.
**[12:56] ---**
What? Then you're the new face.
**[12:58] ---**
Never mind the little details.
By the way, would you care to marry me?
**[13:02] ---**
Huh?
**[13:03] ---**
I plan to become a full employee
within the day,
**[13:06] ---**
manager within the week,
***SIGN*** Manager
**[13:08] ---**
chief within two weeks,
***SIGN*** Chief
**[13:10] ---**
and president within a month!
***SIGN*** President
**[13:14] ---**
I'd say you've nothing to lose, myself!
**[13:18] ---**
What?
**[13:19] ---**
You just watch, ma'am.
**[13:21] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[13:23] ---**
Fore!
**[13:28] ---**
President!
**[13:29] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir.
**[13:32] ---**
I started working part-time
at your company today, sir.
**[13:37] ---**
Pekogolf... fore!
**[13:38] ---**
Nice shot!
**[13:39] ---**
Giroyama! Or something!
**[13:40] ---**
Nice shot!
**[13:41] ---**
Bunker!
**[13:42] ---**
Great, the bunker...
**[13:47] ---**
Gero.
**[13:48] ---**
Where's the ball?
**[13:51] ---**
Whoops.
**[13:54] ---**
Nice shot!
**[13:56] ---**
What?!
**[14:00] ---**
Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
**[14:04] ---**
I had a fun session today, thanks to you.
**[14:06] ---**
Oh, it was nothing!
**[14:08] ---**
By the way, I have a small request, sir.
**[14:10] ---**
Try me.
**[14:12] ---**
I would love to be made a
full-time employee, sir.
**[14:15] ---**
Full-time?
**[14:16] ---**
I am not only a top-class golfer,
**[14:18] ---**
but also a top-class ideas man!
**[14:21] ---**
I do believe hiring me
will be worth your while.
**[14:26] ---**
And so,
**[14:28] ---**
Sergeant Keroro-kun here will be
working here full-time starting today.
**[14:31] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen,
**[14:33] ---**
I look forward to working with you!
**[14:36] ---**
Good day. My name is Doronuma.
**[14:38] ---**
Please feel free to ask me about
anything you do not understand.
**[14:41] ---**
I'll be counting on you, senpai!
**[14:44] ---**
Okay! Let's sell and sell
those Gundam models,
**[14:47] ---**
and build up those promotions!
**[14:49] ---**
Incidentally, which faction are you?
**[14:52] ---**
Gero? Faction?
**[14:54] ---**
This company is divided into two large factions:
Director Tamakawa's Gundam model faction,
***SIGN*** It is Gunpla!
**[14:57] ---**
and Director Kuluta's Ultra Alloy faction.
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy, ku ku ku
**[14:59] ---**
They are engaged in a power struggle.
***SIGN*** Power Struggle
**[15:05] ---**
I see.
**[15:06] ---**
It's like the AEUG and the Titans, then, sir.
**[15:10] ---**
Which faction will be more
beneficial to you to join?
**[15:12] ---**
That will be the question!
**[15:14] ---**
Hohoh.
**[15:16] ---**
Gero gerori.
***SIGN*** Original
Cocktail
**[15:19] ---**
Are there not any ideas for new
Gundam models that could be a big hit?
**[15:26] ---**
If you want ideas, I'm your man, sir!
**[15:29] ---**
Whoa! Who are you?
**[15:31] ---**
Cola and snacks! Chop chop!
**[15:33] ---**
Or, like, extra order?
**[15:35] ---**
Here you are.
**[15:37] ---**
Once made as a knockoff of Gundam models,
**[15:40] ---**
and now a rare item: the Dangal!
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[15:43] ---**
Hire a charismatic mech designer
to refine that Dangal!
***SIGN*** MG Dangal
**[15:46] ---**
Excellent!
**[15:47] ---**
Remove the need for glue, and for paint!
***SIGN*** Dangal: Mobile Machine Mech
**[15:50] ---**
Explosively attractive box art!
***SIGN*** MG Dangal
**[15:52] ---**
Call it the MG Dangal!
**[15:54] ---**
Ohh! That sounds like it would sell!
**[15:56] ---**
I will be able to win the faction battle!
**[15:58] ---**
Okay, then we've decided!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Inc. Sales Sergeant Keroro
**[16:00] ---**
I started working today in Sales.
**[16:04] ---**
My name's Sergeant Keroro, sir.
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, you're one of ours?
**[16:09] ---**
I'll see you again!
**[16:11] ---**
He seems pretty useful.
***SIGN*** 50,000 yen
**[16:14] ---**
Here you are.
**[16:16] ---**
He said you'd cover it.
**[16:18] ---**
It's the bill for Uncle's share.
Or, like, business expense?
***SIGN*** I Feel So Regrettable (Ikan ni Zonjimasu)
**[16:25] ---**
I can't think of a single idea
for a new Ultra Alloy product.
***SIGN*** They Looked After Me
(Mendou Mita Yo)
**[16:30] ---**
Take a look at my idea!
**[16:32] ---**
Who are you, hm?!
***SIGN*** SECRET Planning Document
Dangal
**[16:36] ---**
"Dangal" shall make a revival
through Ultra Alloy!
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy!
**[16:40] ---**
Fully featured as per the original setting!
***SIGN*** Satellite Dish Head!!
**[16:47] ---**
A rich variety of weaponry options!
***SIGN*** Rocket Kick
**[16:49] ---**
The drill on its left arm will rotate
using micro-motors!
**[16:52] ---**
We'll call it:
the Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal, sir!
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy
***SIGN*** Soul
***SIGN*** Dangal Ultra Alloy Soul
**[16:58] ---**
Ultra Alloy Soul...
**[17:01] ---**
Sounds good to me! I'll use this!
**[17:04] ---**
And you are?
***SIGN*** Gunpla Inc. Sales Sergeant Keroro
***SIGN*** It will probably work out soon enough!! (Sono uchi nantoka naru darou!!)
**[17:06] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[17:08] ---**
I am honored to have been useful
to you, Director Kuluta!
**[17:15] [SONG] ---**
Keroro is simply irresponsible!
**[17:18] [SONG] ---**
Getting promotions is Kerotto easy!
**[17:22] [SONG] ---**
Brilliant ideas, let's go with Dangal!
**[17:25] [SONG] ---**
What an easy invasion this will be!
**[17:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[17:32] [SONG] ---**
Keron, nylon, pantaloons.
**[17:35] [SONG] ---**
Invading with promotions,
gero gero and ge!
**[17:39] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero. Yahoo!
**[17:44] ---**
So you weren't all talk! You actually
did become a proper employee.
**[17:48] ---**
Oh, but the hard work
has yet to come, ma'am!
**[17:50] ---**
Keroro-dono!
**[17:53] ---**
Gero?
**[17:53] ---**
President Giroyama is calling for you!
**[17:56] ---**
Here, you see...
**[17:59] ---**
The call at last!
**[18:01] ---**
Y-Y-You're so mean, Keroro-kun...
**[18:04] ---**
Dear me.
***SIGN*** Gunpla
**[18:07] ---**
Oh! Thank you, Keroro-kun!
**[18:09] ---**
Thanks to your idea,
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[18:11] ---**
...the MG Dangal is...
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy
Soul Dangal
**[18:13] ---**
...the Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal is...
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[18:15] ---**
...a million-seller!
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy
Soul Dangal
**[18:16] ---**
...a massive hit!
***SIGN*** Gunpla
**[18:20] ---**
Wait! You got ideas from Keroro-kun, too?!
**[18:24] ---**
Keroro-kun, what is the meaning of this?
**[18:26] ---**
My faction...
**[18:28] ---**
And my faction...
**[18:29] ---**
Make it clear which one you are joining!
**[18:32] ---**
I will join neither, sir!
**[18:34] ---**
Oshamanbe!
**[18:36] ---**
Faction wars aren't popular nowadays, sir.
**[18:39] ---**
More importantly! We should take the
MG Dangal and Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal,
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal
***SIGN*** MG Dangal
**[18:44] ---**
and develop the ultimate Dangal,
combining the good points of each!
**[18:48] ---**
The ultimate...
**[18:50] ---**
...Dangal?
***SIGN*** Gunpla
**[18:54] ---**
Now is the time to wash away
the bad blood, join hands,
**[18:58] ---**
and make the ultimate Dangal!
**[19:02] ---**
He... He has everything I saw in him!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Dangal
**[19:08] ---**
And so, from today,
I appoint Sergeant Keroro-kun
**[19:11] ---**
as the product development chief
for the Ultimate Dangal Project.
**[19:16] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[19:20] ---**
I thought you were an irresponsible
man who was all talk,
**[19:24] ---**
but I see you in a new light now!
**[19:25] ---**
No, no... The road still lies ahead, ma'am.
**[19:27] ---**
Next we have to revive the Zeta Dangal,
***SIGN*** Zeta Dangal
**[19:30] ---**
and fire off another big hit, ma'am!
**[19:32] ---**
Ohh, if it isn't Keroro-kun!
**[19:35] ---**
Oh! President Giroyama!
**[19:37] ---**
Hm, Hinata-kun is with you, as well.
This is indeed good timing.
**[19:42] ---**
Allow me to introduce my son, Fuyuki.
**[19:45] ---**
Hello.
**[19:46] ---**
The plan is to have him take over
the company in time,
**[19:49] ---**
but he's only interested
in the occult, you see!
**[19:52] ---**
Dad, I want to be a researcher of the occult.
I won't be able to take over your company.
**[19:57] ---**
Hm? Ah, well.
**[19:59] ---**
Keroro-kun, I am leaving you in
charge of the future of my company.
**[20:02] ---**
Effective immediately, you are the president.
**[20:06] ---**
Whaaaat?!
**[20:15] [SONG] ---**
I am Keroro!
**[20:18] [SONG] ---**
Invader and salaryman.
**[20:22] [SONG] ---**
Suck up if you want to get promoted.
**[20:26] [SONG] ---**
In any case, this world is irresponsible.
**[20:30] [SONG] ---**
Saying you're irresponsible is a lie!
**[20:33] [SONG] ---**
The skilled hawk hides its talons.
**[20:37] [SONG] ---**
I've always known.
**[20:39] [SONG] ---**
Even from the start...
**[20:45] [SONG] ---**
Both of us were in love at first sight!
***SIGN*** Keroro / Hinata Wedding Reception Midorisaka-Mitsuke Grand Prince Hotel
***SIGN*** Keroro / Hinata
Wedding Reception
**[20:51] ---**
Congratulations!
**[20:53] ---**
Congratulations on your marriage!
**[20:55] ---**
Congratulations on becoming
company president!
**[20:58] ---**
Or, like, following through?
***SIGN*** President
**[21:00] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** The No. 1 Gunpla Man in Japan
***SIGN*** Fin
**[21:08] ---**
Wait just a second!
**[21:10] ---**
Why do you get married
to Natchi, Mr. Sergeant?!
***SIGN*** Fin
**[21:13] ---**
Even though you have your Mois, Uncle!
**[21:16] ---**
L-Look, it's just an invasion strategy...
**[21:19] ---**
What part of that was a strategy?
**[21:21] ---**
You just wanted a new Dangal
to come out, didn't you?
**[21:26] ---**
Ah... ahaha...
***SIGN*** Todoroki Productions Inc.
**[21:29] ---**
You got me, sir!
**[21:32] ---**
Being an invader was not such an easy job!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Natsumi here.
***SIGN*** Actual Occupation Appears
**[23:08] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:09] ---**
Ghosts again? Please, no more!
**[23:12] ---**
You hate scary stories, don't you, Sis?
**[23:15] ---**
Ah, Sis, behind you!
***SIGN*** Invoice Keroro Platoon-sama One Hundred Million Yen Frog Bank
**[23:16] ---**
Noooooo! Ha, as if I'd fall for that!
**[23:19] ---**
Sarge farted!
**[23:20] ---**
Nooooo!
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that. Of course I fart!
**[23:26] ---**
"Momoka: Ghost:
Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E178 - Momoka: Ghost: Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW5D1/momoka-ghost-phantom-of-the-hinata-house-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:32] ---**
It feels more and more
like autumn every day, doesn't it?
**[01:36] ---**
What is autumn (aki) about?
***SIGN*** Aki of Appetite
**[01:39] ---**
Aki: season of appetite!
***SIGN*** Aki of Sports
**[01:41] ---**
Aki: season of sports!
***SIGN*** Hinata Aki
**[01:43] ---**
And Hinata Aki!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[01:44] ---**
No, not her.
**[01:46] ---**
It's the season for *romance!*
Are you stupid?!
**[01:51] ---**
Oh, my, how unseemly of me...
**[01:54] ---**
Yes. Autumn is the romantic season where
leaves fall from the trees and dance in the wind.
**[01:59] ---**
I hope I can walk home from
school with Fuyuki-kun...
**[02:05] ---**
Oh, Nishizawa-san!
**[02:08] ---**
F-F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun, when did you get here?!
**[02:11] ---**
Just now.
**[02:12] ---**
U-U-Um... Fuyuki-kun, where are you going?
**[02:16] ---**
I was thinking about doing some new research
on ghosts in the long nights of autumn.
**[02:20] ---**
I'm going to drop by the library
on my way back.
**[02:22] ---**
I... I see...
**[02:24] ---**
Then... could I... can I... can't I...
**[02:28] ---**
Do what?
**[02:29] ---**
Can... can I...
**[02:31] ---**
"Can I come with you," right?!
**[02:34] ---**
Just say it!
**[02:37] ---**
Couldn't... Can't we... come with you?
**[02:39] ---**
C-Cotton candy...?
**[02:41] ---**
I... I... I...
***SIGN*** I...
***SIGN*** I...
***SIGN*** I...
***SIGN*** I...
***SIGN*** I...
**[02:45] ---**
I... I... I'm going now!
**[02:48] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[02:50] ---**
Ah... I'm so hopeless.
**[02:53] ---**
I want to research ghosts
with Fuyuki-kun.
**[02:56] ---**
Why can't I say something so simple?
**[02:59] ---**
I sympathize completely, milady.
**[03:03] ---**
If only I could just become a ghost myself.
**[03:05] ---**
Then I could be by Fuyuki-kun's
side all the time...
**[03:09] ---**
A... a ghost?
**[03:13] ---**
Yes! That's it!
**[03:21] ---**
Momoka: Ghost:
Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!
**[03:26] ---**
Please! I dearly want to be
turned into a living ghost!
**[03:30] ---**
I will ask for her, as well.
**[03:32] ---**
A ghost, ma'am?
**[03:35] ---**
It would be faster just to
ask Master Fuyuki, ma'am.
**[03:37] ---**
Th-That's no good!
**[03:38] ---**
Gero?
**[03:39] ---**
I don't want to tell Fuyuki-kun.
**[03:41] ---**
I... I don't want to cause him any trouble.
**[03:46] ---**
Hm?
**[03:47] ---**
Well, that's fine, I suppose, ma'am...
**[03:50] ---**
Please. I promise I will thank you
plenty for it.
**[03:56] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:04] ---**
Keroro Platoon: assemble!
**[04:10] ---**
So!
**[04:11] ---**
The Keroro Platoon will use everything at
its disposal to turn Lady Momoka into a ghost!
**[04:17] ---**
I refuse.
**[04:17] ---**
Gero?
**[04:19] ---**
Here I was wondering what
all the fuss was about.
**[04:21] ---**
This is utterly unrelated to our mission.
**[04:24] ---**
Not so, sir!
**[04:26] ---**
If this operation goes well,
we can employ the same methodology
**[04:31] ---**
to turn everyone into ghosts and
conquer Pekopon in no time.
**[04:34] ---**
Imagine that!
**[04:35] ---**
What?!
**[04:36] ---**
Turn everyone on Pekopon into ghosts?!
**[04:40] ---**
Noooooooooo!
**[04:42] ---**
Hm? Whassup, Giroro?
**[04:44] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[04:46] ---**
I had forgotten that Giroro-dono
does not fare well with ghosts.
**[04:50] ---**
Th-That's true, but...
**[04:52] ---**
...n-no!
**[04:53] ---**
I just wanted to say that
this is not for us to do.
**[04:57] ---**
It might have... other applications, sir...
**[05:00] ---**
Other applications?
**[05:02] ---**
If you became a ghost,
**[05:03] ---**
you could always be by the side of the
person who's caught your eye, big guy!
**[05:07] ---**
What?!
**[05:08] ---**
For example...
**[05:09] ---**
When she's in the bath!
**[05:11] ---**
When she's sleeping!
**[05:14] ---**
Umm... Do you think it might be
an impossible request?
**[05:17] ---**
Here, see?
**[05:19] ---**
Corporal Giroro is all in favor!
**[05:19] ---**
Banzai! Banzai!
**[05:21] ---**
He says he will be most pleased to
assist with this operation, ma'am!
**[05:23] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[05:26] ---**
Then let's get it started, sir!
***SIGN*** Namu Amida
**[05:28] ---**
The plan to ghostify Nishizawa Momoka!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Ancestral Shrine
**[05:43] ---**
Byzantine machine: up and running, sir!
**[05:47] ---**
Eldritch item installed!
**[05:51] ---**
Filled with creepy stuff!
**[05:53] ---**
Suspicious unidentifiable objects in!
**[05:57] ---**
The fishy material has been loaded in!
**[05:59] ---**
Non-combustibles,
***SIGN*** Non-combustibles
***SIGN*** Combustibles
**[06:01] ---**
disposed of.
**[06:03] ---**
Gero!!
**[06:05] ---**
Why?!
**[06:10] ---**
Are you ready, Lady Momoka, ma'am?
**[06:13] ---**
Y-Yes! Ready at any time!
**[06:16] ---**
If this experiment goes well...
**[06:19] ---**
I know. Ring the bell as a sign, yes?
***SIGN*** Bell
**[06:23] ---**
Good luck, Momocchi!
**[06:26] ---**
Okay, let's get this thing started!
**[06:29] ---**
Click!
**[06:33] ---**
Rejection coefficient zero.
**[06:35] ---**
Acceptance coefficient is into the red zone.
**[06:38] ---**
Ready for ghostification!
**[06:40] ---**
Or, like, prospects doubtful?
***SIGN*** Non-combustibles Combustibles
**[06:55] ---**
What is all this...?
**[06:59] ---**
Where is this place?
***SIGN*** The Professional Appears
**[07:02] ---**
The professional appears!
**[07:03] ---**
Spirit Wave Motion Engine at max output!
**[07:10] ---**
Soleid graph inverting!
**[07:11] ---**
The ego boundary plane is
converging on the zero limit!
**[07:16] ---**
Any moment now.
**[07:18] ---**
Oooh!
**[07:18] ---**
Momocchi!
**[07:21] ---**
I want to be by Fuyuki-kun's side forever!
**[07:24] ---**
For that, I'll...
**[07:25] ---**
...become a ghost, even if it kills me!
**[07:33] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[07:34] ---**
I cannot see anything!
**[07:44] ---**
Wh-What was that?
**[07:47] ---**
M-More importantly...
What has happened to Momocchi?
**[07:50] ---**
Oh... Oh, no!
**[07:51] ---**
M-Momoka-san has completely vanished!
**[07:56] ---**
Doeeeegh!
***SIGN*** Out-of-body experience
**[07:58] ---**
Out-of-body experience!
**[08:13] ---**
A yellow tower...
**[08:16] ---**
It's so pretty...
**[08:23] ---**
No!
**[08:25] ---**
You mustn't go that way.
**[08:27] ---**
This way. This way...
**[08:30] ---**
Wh-Who?
**[08:32] ---**
Come this way.
**[08:34] ---**
Huh? What?
**[08:40] ---**
The bell isn't ringing...
**[08:43] ---**
My honorable leader, do we not find
ourselves in quite an unpleasant situation?
**[08:46] ---**
I-It'll be fine, D-Dododo-kun...
**[08:49] ---**
Who is that?
**[08:50] ---**
First we all need to calalam down...
**[08:53] ---**
You first.
**[08:55] ---**
What to do...
**[08:57] ---**
Ah, I know!
***SIGN*** ORA-ZOKKU
**[08:59] ---**
Stop making Gundam models!
**[09:02] ---**
Momocchi...
**[09:04] ---**
Where did you go, Momocchi?
**[09:07] ---**
Momocchi!
***SIGN*** Bell
**[09:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! The bell Momocchi promised
to ring if she became a ghost!
**[09:20] ---**
Oh! Ohh!
**[09:22] ---**
Or, like, proven success?
***SIGN*** Celebrating Ghostification
**[09:24] ---**
Banzai! Banzai!
**[09:26] ---**
I knew my army's scientific prowess
was the best in the universe!
**[09:29] ---**
We did it, Momocchi!
**[09:31] ---**
Now! Now I can receive
all the thanks I desire!
**[09:35] ---**
One million Gundam models!
**[09:39] ---**
And 100,010,000 yen in hard cash!
**[09:43] ---**
I knew it'd be all about the money...
**[09:46] ---**
But who on Earth do you expect
to supply you with it?
**[09:49] ---**
Naturally...
**[09:51] ---**
...Lady Momoka over here!
**[09:53] ---**
Um. She's a ghost now.
**[10:03] ---**
M-Momocchi...
**[10:07] ---**
Mois-dono, a photograph, if you please!
**[10:09] ---**
Okay! I'm taking it!
***SIGN*** Normal Zoom Menu
**[10:12] ---**
Or, like, ghostly photo?
***SIGN*** Bell
**[10:21] ---**
It looks like I got them to notice me, but...
**[10:24] ---**
I wonder if I am actually a ghost.
**[10:27] ---**
I've been waaaaiting for youuuu...
**[10:32] ---**
I've been waaaaiting for youuuu...
**[10:35] ---**
It's been so long since
I've met a fellow ghost!
**[10:38] ---**
A... a ghost!
**[10:40] ---**
You don't need to be so startled.
**[10:42] ---**
I'm a ghost just like you.
**[10:45] ---**
Th-Then... I'm...
**[10:48] ---**
I've really become a ghost!
**[10:50] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[10:52] ---**
Come to think of it...
have we met somewhere before?
**[10:55] ---**
Yes. I'm a ghost called Omiyo.
**[10:59] ---**
I'm honored to be haunting
the Hinata household!
**[11:03] ---**
What are those?
**[11:05] ---**
Momocchi, I suppose?
**[11:07] ---**
Your voice... Are you the one
who called me back just now?
**[11:11] ---**
Yes. That was me.
**[11:14] ---**
You were headed somewhere you mustn't go.
**[11:18] ---**
Somewhere I mustn't go?
**[11:22] ---**
If you went there,
you'd never be able to come back.
**[11:28] ---**
I was almost in a lot of danger, then.
**[11:33] ---**
This, too, must be some kind of fate!
**[11:35] ---**
I'll guide you through
everything you need to know!
**[11:37] ---**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[11:40] ---**
Okay, shall we get going right away?
**[11:42] ---**
Yes!
**[11:44] ---**
Momocchi?
**[11:46] ---**
Momocchi? Where are you?!
**[11:48] ---**
You *can* return Lady Momoka to
a human, right, Kululu-kun?
**[11:52] ---**
Impossible.
**[11:54] ---**
All I was asked for was a device
to turn a human into a ghost.
**[11:58] ---**
You're on your own with the rest.
**[11:59] ---**
I see! So it's just a device to
turn a human into a ghost, then.
**[12:04] ---**
Wait...
**[12:05] ---**
Then Momocchi cannot turn back to normal?
**[12:08] ---**
Mochicourse!
**[12:09] ---**
Oh no!
**[12:11] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[12:13] ---**
Momocchi!
**[12:15] ---**
Gero...
**[12:27] ---**
Oh, wow! I can slip through freely!
**[12:32] ---**
I had quite some fun with that
when I was new to it, too!
**[12:35] ---**
Becoming a ghost is
surprisingly fun, isn't it?
**[12:44] ---**
What's the matter?
**[12:46] ---**
Hey, wait.
When did I change into these clothes?
**[12:49] ---**
I don't know all the details myself,
**[12:52] ---**
but it seems that when you become a ghost,
you take the age and form that suit you most.
**[13:00] ---**
All right, we've reached the surface!
**[13:02] ---**
Surface?
**[13:04] ---**
This is Fuyuki-kun's house?!
**[13:06] [SONG] ---**
**[13:08] ---**
That's...
**[13:11] ---**
...Natsumi-san!
**[13:12] ---**
Thank you for having me over!
**[13:16] ---**
She can't hear you or see you.
**[13:18] ---**
Ahh, right... I've become a ghost...
***SIGN*** Ghostly Phenomenon
**[13:23] ---**
Wh-Why are my shoulders
suddenly feeling heavy?
**[13:27] ---**
I normally haunt all kinds
of different things.
**[13:31] ---**
What kinds of things?
**[13:33] ---**
Like dolls without legs.
**[13:35] ---**
Ah... Right...
**[13:36] ---**
I also take lots of naps,
and mostly take things pretty easy!
**[13:41] ---**
Ah, I know. Would you like
to go up on top of the roof?
**[13:45] ---**
The moon is very beautiful.
**[13:47] ---**
U-Um...
**[13:50] ---**
I actually... There's something I really
want to do, and that's why I became a ghost.
**[13:58] ---**
Oh! You have an attachment like that?
**[14:01] ---**
All right. Good luck with your haunting!
**[14:04] ---**
Yes...
**[14:08] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is inside here...
**[14:20] ---**
Th-There he is!
**[14:22] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:24] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:27] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:28] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:32] ---**
Fu-yu-ki-ku-n!
**[14:38] ---**
I've never seen the side of
Fuyuki-kun's face so close...
**[14:42] ---**
Maybe it's impossible to scientifically
prove the existence of ghosts.
**[14:47] ---**
What...? But...
**[14:49] ---**
Fuyuki! The meal's ready!
**[14:52] ---**
Coming!
**[14:58] ---**
Ah... Right. I can just slip through.
**[15:05] ---**
I wonder what's up with Sarge.
**[15:07] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Zero Spiritual Sense
**[15:09] ---**
Sis? What's wrong?
***SIGN*** Spiritually Sensitive
***SIGN*** Spirit
**[15:11] ---**
My shoulders feel really heavy,
for some reason...
**[15:13] ---**
You're just tired. I'll tidy up for you.
**[16:21] ---**
How was it, Momoka-san?
**[16:26] ---**
Omiyo-san...
**[16:30] ---**
Were you able to satisfy your desires?
**[16:37] ---**
I see... So you've realized.
**[16:41] ---**
We ghosts can never get close
to the people of this world.
**[16:47] ---**
We can neither touch them
nor speak to them.
**[16:49] ---**
Even though we can see them right there,
**[16:51] ---**
they're really far away.
**[16:53] ---**
Just like the moon we see before us.
**[16:57] ---**
But...
**[16:59] ---**
...if you return to this world, you can
definitely get closer to them someday.
**[17:04] ---**
Definitely... someday...
**[17:07] ---**
You should go back, Momoka-san.
**[17:10] ---**
To where you belong.
**[17:13] ---**
It's not too late, not yet.
**[17:18] ---**
Yes...
**[17:24] ---**
Well, I modified it.
**[17:26] ---**
Now the ghost just needs to go in here, and she
should return to the Pekoponian she once was.
**[17:31] ---**
I can't get the slightest bearing
on Momoka-san's location!
**[17:34] ---**
Or, like, missing person?
**[17:39] ---**
Momocchi, where are you?!
**[17:43] ---**
That's...!
**[17:44] ---**
Momocchi!
**[17:45] ---**
It is Momocchi! Momocchi has come back!
**[17:49] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[17:51] ---**
Hope it works!
**[17:54] ---**
Click!
**[17:56] ---**
And meowww!
**[18:02] ---**
Nin.
**[18:03] ---**
Gero.
**[18:18] ---**
I'm...
**[18:22] ---**
Everyone!
**[18:25] ---**
Yay! Yay! Wooo!
**[18:25] ---**
Yay! It's a success!
**[18:28] ---**
Lady Momoka! Welcome back, ma'am!
**[18:30] ---**
Momocchi!
**[18:34] ---**
I'm sorry, Tama-chan...
For making you worry...
**[18:38] ---**
Oh, am I glad to see you safe!
**[18:42] ---**
Incidentally, I'm sorry to trouble you
while we're all so busily celebrating, but...
**[18:46] ---**
...could we maybe get right on to...
as discussed... the, you know...
**[18:51] ---**
What is it?!
**[18:52] ---**
I'm in the middle of a very
important grown-up conversation!
**[18:54] ---**
Don't interf—
**[18:55] ---**
Gero.
**[18:57] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Invoice Keroro Platoon-sama One Hundred Million Yen Frog Bank
**[18:58] ---**
One hundred million yen?!
**[19:00] ---**
I had to develop the
machine from scratch.
**[19:03] ---**
Modifying it was expensive, too.
**[19:08] ---**
How am I supposed to pay this much, sir?!
**[19:10] ---**
I'll pay it!
**[19:12] ---**
Gero?
**[19:13] ---**
You taught me something very valuable.
**[19:16] ---**
I'll pay the bill.
**[19:19] ---**
Oooh!
**[19:20] ---**
Hmph. So all the reward
disappears to pay the bills.
**[19:24] ---**
Gero.
**[19:26] ---**
But it is okay, because Momocchi came
back safely, right, Mr. Sergeant?
**[19:33] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[19:35] ---**
My million Gundam models...
**[19:38] ---**
My 100,010,000 yen in hard cash...
**[19:43] ---**
Gerodead.
**[19:47] ---**
The following day.
**[19:51] ---**
There are just too many things
still unclear about ghosts.
**[19:56] ---**
Maybe I shouldn't use them
as one of my research topics.
**[19:58] ---**
F-F-F-F-F-F-F...
***SIGN*** Wu Magazine Special Issue
Spirit World Journal
Autumn Journal
**[20:00] ---**
F-F-F-F-F...
**[20:02] ---**
Oh! Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
**[20:04] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, good morning!
**[20:07] ---**
Thank goodness! He can hear my voice...
**[20:10] ---**
What's wrong?
**[20:12] ---**
Ah... no...
**[20:14] ---**
It's nothing.
**[20:16] ---**
Ah... that book...
**[20:18] ---**
Ah, this? I've been reading it ever since
I borrowed it from the library yesterday.
**[20:22] ---**
It looks like there are still too many things
we don't know about ghosts.
**[20:26] ---**
Even their forms and shapes
aren't clearly defined...
**[20:28] ---**
U-Um...
**[20:30] ---**
I'm sure that ghosts...
**[20:32] ---**
...take the form that most suits them!
**[20:39] ---**
Oh, my, I can't believe I'm being a
know-it-all to Fuyuki-kun about the occult!
**[20:45] ---**
Oh, right! That is one way of looking at it!
**[20:49] ---**
You're amazing, Nishizawa-san!
***SIGN*** Wu Magazine Special Issue
Spirit World Journal
Autumn Journal
**[20:51] ---**
All right! I've decided on the first theme
for our Occult Club in a while!
**[20:56] ---**
I'll research ghosts all over
from the very beginning.
***SIGN*** Wu Magazine Special Issue
Spirit World Journal
Autumn Journal
**[20:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:00] ---**
We still have a little bit of time
until classes start.
**[21:03] ---**
I have to go to the school library
and gather more data!
**[21:06] ---**
Let's go, Nishizawa-san.
**[21:09] ---**
Come on.
**[21:11] ---**
U-Um...
**[21:14] ---**
Hurry, hurry!
**[21:24] ---**
Someday, definitely, I can get closer...
**[21:27] ---**
Thank you, Omiyo-san!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou Elections Office
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[23:07] ---**
I am Keroyama Kerozou, sir!
***SIGN*** What on Earth is this?!
**[23:10] ---**
I've recently announced that I will be
standing for the election, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[23:13] ---**
I'm the only one who'll increase your allowance,
and I promise a five-day weekend!
***SIGN*** Kado Bookstore
***SIGN*** Respected Politician
**[23:18] ---**
Never mind that. Keroyama Kerozou.
Vote for Keroyama Kerozou!
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro Stands For Election, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Natsumi & Giroro:
The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E179 - Keroro Stands For Election, Sir! / Natsumi & Giroro: The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5JE9/keroro-stands-for-election-sir--natsumi--giroro-the-two-who-couldnt-return-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:30] ---**
Yamaguchi Heroshi! When you vote,
please remember Yamaguchi Heroshi!
***SIGN*** Yamaguchi Heroshi
***SIGN*** Kado Bookstore
**[01:35] ---**
Campaign vans are so full
of energy, aren't they?
***SIGN*** Yamaguchi Heroshi
**[01:38] ---**
But, you know, elections
are a very important thing!
**[01:41] ---**
The mayor of Inner-Tokyo, huh...
**[01:44] ---**
I wonder who the candidates are.
**[01:46] ---**
I hope whoever it is will keep making
life in this city easier and easier.
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Mayoral Election
***SIGN*** Gero gero Together, let us open the way to the Pekopon of tomorrow Keroyama Kerozou
**[01:54] ---**
Together, let us open the way
to the Pekopon of tomorrow.
**[01:57] ---**
Sis, this is...!
**[01:59] ---**
Wh... Wh...
***SIGN*** What on Earth is this?!
**[02:01] ---**
What on Earth is this?!
**[02:07] ---**
Keroro Stands For Election, Sir!
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou Campaign Office
**[02:12] ---**
Keroyama Kerozou, campaign office.
**[02:15] ---**
There we go!
**[02:16] ---**
I look forward to the day my victory becomes a
certainty, and I can fill in this daruma's eyes!
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
**[02:21] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what are you hoping
to do by standing in the election?
**[02:25] ---**
Naturally, to become a
respected politician, sir!
**[02:29] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[02:30] ---**
What?! You realize we are soldiers?
**[02:33] ---**
What's the point of becoming a politician?
**[02:35] ---**
Corporal Giroro, use your
brain every once in a while.
***SIGN*** Respected Politician
**[02:38] ---**
If I become a politician, not only
will I be the talk of the town,
**[02:42] ---**
I will be able to influence society
in all the different ways I see fit!
**[02:46] ---**
Which is, in other words...
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[02:47] ---**
...an invasion?!
***SIGN*** Election Victory
**[02:48] ---**
Precisely!
**[02:49] ---**
Military might is not
required to invade Pekopon!
**[02:52] ---**
I just need to win the election, sir!
**[02:54] ---**
He's gotten something wrong.
***SIGN*** Political Power
**[02:56] ---**
Start as the mayor of Inner-Tokyo
and move up to governor,
**[02:59] ---**
and ultimately, become Prime Minister
or the president!
***SIGN*** Peace
**[03:03] ---**
That means that we will be able to create
a peaceful society without conflict.
**[03:08] ---**
Or, like, global conquest?
**[03:10] ---**
So then, guys, wanna go for a resonance?
**[03:13] ---**
Excuse me! Why are you
entering into the elections?
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[03:16] ---**
And who said you could use our
house as a campaign office?!
**[03:19] ---**
Sis...
**[03:20] ---**
It's okay, it's okay,
Lady Natsumi, Master Fuyuki!
**[03:22] ---**
When I'm elected, I'll make sure that the Hinata
family who have been so accommodating to me
**[03:27] ---**
receives all kinds of
preferential treatment, ma'am!
**[03:30] ---**
Observational trips abroad? Nepotism?
**[03:33] ---**
You must be kidding!
I wouldn't want to cheat like that!
**[03:36] ---**
Okay, okay, Sis, calm down.
**[03:39] ---**
Let's go.
**[03:40] ---**
Fuyuki, hold on a sec!
***SIGN*** Election Victory
**[03:42] ---**
We can't just leave them alone!
**[03:44] ---**
Hey!
**[03:45] ---**
It's all right.
**[03:47] ---**
Do you really think Sarge would get voted in?
**[03:50] ---**
Oh, right!
**[03:51] ---**
I guess no one would vote for a suspicious frog like him!
**[03:55] ---**
See?
**[03:55] ---**
I don't mean to insult Sarge,
but it's impossible.
**[03:59] ---**
They have got it all planned out.
**[04:01] ---**
How naive you are, Hinata family!
**[04:03] ---**
I will show you all how
resourceful we can be, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroyama
**[04:10] [SONG] ---**
The "ke" in Keroro is a "kekkero ke."
**[04:13] ---**
Huh? What's that, what's that?
**[04:13] [SONG] ---**
The invasion should be totally easy.
**[04:15] ---**
What's that song?
**[04:16] ---**
That's funny!
**[04:17] [SONG] ---**
But I carelessly took a nap,
**[04:18] ---**
My, my!
**[04:19] ---**
They seem to be having fun.
**[04:20] [SONG] ---**
And did a double-take at my own face.
**[04:20] ---**
Keroyama Kerozou! Don't forget
to vote for Keroyama Kerozou!
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[04:24] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[04:25] ---**
Vote Keroyama Kerozou for mayor of Tokyo!
**[04:28] [SONG] ---**
Keron, iron, cyclone!
**[04:28] ---**
Please cast an honest vote
for Keroyama Kerozou!
**[04:31] [SONG] ---**
Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
**[04:32] ---**
Or, like, campaign speeches?
**[04:39] ---**
Sarge's party political
broadcast is about to come on!
**[04:43] ---**
I am Keroyama Kerozou, sir.
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
***SIGN*** Keron Party
**[04:46] ---**
What I desire most is a
world without conflict!
**[04:49] ---**
If I am elected,
**[04:51] ---**
I intend to rid the world
of all weapons of all kinds,
**[04:54] ---**
and work toward creating
a peaceful society, sir!
**[04:57] ---**
Oh! Kero-chan sounds surprisingly sensible!
**[05:00] ---**
Don't let him trick you, Mom!
**[05:02] ---**
If they take all the weapons
away from us Earthlings,
**[05:05] ---**
it'll make it easier for
the stupid frogs to invade!
***SIGN*** Keron Party
***SIGN*** Keroyama
**[05:08] ---**
Furthermore, I will fully
implement a 5-day weekend,
***SIGN*** Fully-Implemented 5-Day Weekend!!
***SIGN*** Abolishment of Summer Homework
**[05:12] ---**
and abolish summer homework!
**[05:15] ---**
And to go along with spring break,
winter break, and summer break,
**[05:18] ---**
I will introduce an "autumn break" as well!
***SIGN*** Introduction of Autumn Break
**[05:21] ---**
Also, I am a friend of all things green!
**[05:24] ---**
I'll push hard for that, sir!
**[05:26] ---**
Now, join me in passionate resonance!
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
***SIGN*** Keron Party
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[05:33] ---**
He's pretty funny, though, don't you think?
**[05:35] ---**
Good job, Kero-chan! He's
a good speaker, too.
**[05:38] ---**
Oh, come on! No matter how "funny" he is,
he's not going to get voted in just for that!
**[05:44] ---**
However.
**[05:46] [SONG] ---**
**[05:50] [SONG] ---**
**[05:51] ---**
W-Well!
**[05:53] ---**
That song is catchy, after all.
**[05:53] [SONG] ---**
**[05:58] ---**
Hey, do you know about Keroyama Kerozou?!
**[06:01] ---**
Yes, yes! He's kind of funny, isn't he?
**[06:04] ---**
I saw him in the flesh yesterday!
**[06:04] ---**
I shook hands with him!
**[06:07] ---**
I even got his autograph!
**[06:09] ---**
That's nuts!
**[06:10] ---**
D-Don't tell me he's actually going to win?
**[06:14] ---**
I am Kerokawa Kerokichi, si—
**[06:17] ---**
C-Crap... I screwed it up...
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[06:20] ---**
Th-They're laughing...!
**[06:20] ---**
But that doesn't really
matter! So, anyway, sir!
**[06:24] ---**
If I am elected,
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[06:27] ---**
I will build a Gundam model
factory here in Inner-Tokyo,
**[06:30] ---**
and release a new model every week!
**[06:32] ---**
And all live sports broadcasts
will be banned from running long!
***SIGN*** Keroyama
**[06:36] ---**
See, it was only the other day, when I went
to watch a late-night anime I'd set to record,
**[06:39] ---**
and they were prattling on
in God-knows-what language...
**[06:41] ---**
Uncle, didn't you just get the wrong channel?
**[06:44] ---**
Or, like, public broadcast?
**[06:48] ---**
Come on, guys! Don't be fooled so easily!
**[06:51] ---**
How can we trust in a candidate with
a weird frog-like face like him?!
**[06:55] ---**
She's right. I mean, a frog
mask? You're not a wrestler!
**[06:59] ---**
In that case!
**[07:01] ---**
If I am elected, I pledge...
**[07:03] ---**
...to remove this mask!
**[07:08] ---**
Oh no... We might really be in trouble...
**[07:12] ---**
Everyone!
**[07:13] ---**
We have plenty more pledges for you!
**[07:16] ---**
If Mr. Sergeant is elected,
**[07:18] ---**
we will make it so that cola comes
out of your water faucets!
**[07:21] ---**
We shall make this a peaceful
society without trauma.
**[07:24] ---**
Every Friday will be curry day. Ku ku ku!
**[07:28] ---**
W-We'll abolish Valentine's Day...!
***SIGN*** Shinano
Pharmaceutical
Manufacturers
**[07:33] ---**
There's still more, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[07:35] ---**
A significant price drop on starfruit!
**[07:38] ---**
A live-action movie of Captain Geroro!
**[07:41] ---**
School and work closed on rainy days!
**[07:45] ---**
Abolishment of cleaning duties!
Increased allowances!
***SIGN*** Keroyama
**[07:48] ---**
A totally unexpected mobile phone stipend
that earns you more money the more you use it!
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
***SIGN*** Keron Party
**[07:52] ---**
A society that's kind to small toyshop owners,
the elderly, and children!
**[07:57] ---**
If I am elected, I will clear out
all the unscrupulous politicians,
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[08:01] ---**
and make good on all of my pledges, sir!
**[08:04] ---**
Now, stand with us!
***SIGN*** Keroyama
**[08:07] ---**
Assemble before us! We'll take
Pekopon into our own hands!
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[08:10] ---**
Let's resonate together!
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[08:17] ---**
I'll resonate, too!
***SIGN*** Moismoismoismois...
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[08:21] ---**
Join me, everyone!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro... Moismoismoismois...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[08:29] ---**
Wh-What on Earth is this...
***SIGN*** Keroyama Kerozou
**[08:33] ---**
Gero gero gero. This election...
**[08:36] ---**
...is mine, sir!
**[08:39] ---**
And the day of the election.
**[08:42] ---**
If the stupid frog really does win...
**[08:45] ---**
But we can't vote.
**[08:48] ---**
We'll just have to watch and see.
**[08:49] ---**
Th-That's true, but...
**[08:52] ---**
Ah! There's going to be an election
results newsflash any minute!
**[08:55] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
***SIGN*** Praying for
Election Victory
**[08:58] ---**
Ta-dah!
**[09:00] ---**
I've done all I can! Now I just
have to wait for the results!
**[09:03] ---**
However! Judging by how well
that speech was received,
**[09:07] ---**
my victory is assured without
even waiting for the results!
**[09:09] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is going to be
the mayor of Inner-Tokyo!
**[09:12] ---**
I-Is it actually going to work this time?!
***SIGN*** Eloquent and skilled
**[09:17] ---**
Results are in.
**[09:19] ---**
All right!
**[09:20] ---**
Ohh!
**[09:21] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[09:22] ---**
The time is at last upon us!
***SIGN*** Elected: Yamaguchi 4,323 votes
**[09:24] ---**
Elected: Yamaguchi Heroshi.
**[09:26] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Last place: Keroyama Kerozou 3 votes
**[09:27] ---**
Last place: Keroyama Kerozou,
3 votes received.
**[09:32] ---**
Last place...
**[09:34] ---**
...Is that possible?
***SIGN*** Election Special
***SIGN*** Last Place: Keroyama Kerozou
**[09:36] ---**
It looks like Uncle's pledges were
very popular with the children,
**[09:40] ---**
but normal adults didn't take to them.
**[09:44] ---**
Or, like, exit survey?
**[09:46] ---**
Come to think of it,
Pekoponian children can't vote, can they?
**[09:51] ---**
I-Impossible...
**[09:54] ---**
Wh-Why...
**[09:56] ---**
Why can't Pekoponian children vote?
**[10:00] ---**
You... didn't know?
***SIGN*** No...
**[10:03] ---**
No...
**[10:04] ---**
What a joke! I should never have worried.
**[10:09] ---**
But... if Sarge really had won...
**[10:14] ---**
...the world might have
become a bit more fun!
**[10:21] ---**
You might be right.
**[10:23] ---**
Cast your votes carefully
when you all grow up!
**[10:33] ---**
Happiness comes suddenly.
**[10:39] ---**
Hey, Giroro.
**[10:40] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[10:43] ---**
I baked some cookies.
Would you give one a taste-test?
**[10:46] ---**
Wh-Why do I have to be the one to...
**[10:49] ---**
Fuyuki's out.
**[10:51] ---**
Why not? Just try one.
**[10:54] ---**
Meanwhile, in the Sergeant Room.
***SIGN*** Election Victory
**[10:57] ---**
Gero...
**[11:00] ---**
I have to pack away this red thing
with the still-white eye...
**[11:03] ---**
I guess it can come in useful
next time there's an election, sir.
**[11:07] ---**
Oof!
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
**[11:11] ---**
It's stuck, sir?
**[11:13] ---**
Oy! Don't resist!
**[11:16] ---**
Get in there, you...!
**[11:19] ---**
Huh?
**[11:20] ---**
G-Gero!
**[11:22] ---**
Gero... oh... oh, crap...
**[11:29] ---**
Natsumi & Giroro:
The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!
**[11:37] ---**
Well? Are they good?
**[11:39] ---**
N-Nummy.
**[11:43] ---**
W-What?!
**[11:45] ---**
Wh-What on...?!
**[11:52] ---**
What on Earth?
**[11:56] ---**
Giroro's tent is gone!
**[12:00] ---**
That's... Sis's...
**[12:04] ---**
Sarge!
**[12:06] ---**
This is serious! Giroro and
his whole tent disappeared!
**[12:09] ---**
And Sis was with him!
**[12:11] ---**
Wh-What you say?!
**[12:13] ---**
Huh?
**[12:15] ---**
What happened to the fridge?
**[12:16] ---**
Ahh, analysis of that is
currently underway, sir...
**[12:21] ---**
Looks like the hyperspace gate busted.
**[12:23] ---**
It created a distortion in spacetime,
and both of them got...
**[12:28] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Certain Victory
**[12:29] ---**
This ain't good.
**[12:36] ---**
Where...
**[12:38] ---**
...are we?
**[12:40] ---**
No idea.
**[12:41] ---**
It looks like we and the tent were sent
to some completely different place.
**[12:44] ---**
Th-This is no joke!
**[12:46] ---**
We'd better be able to get back!
**[12:48] ---**
Hang on. I'll try contacting the base.
**[12:55] ---**
It's no good.
**[12:56] ---**
It looks like it broke from that impact.
**[12:59] ---**
Oh no! But then what'll happen to us?!
**[13:02] ---**
Anyway, let's just try
searching the area a little.
**[13:13] ---**
Hmph. So it's desert everywhere we go.
**[13:17] ---**
It'll be dangerous to keep on moving.
**[13:19] ---**
Let's return to the tent.
**[13:28] ---**
Giroro?
**[13:29] ---**
Natsumi... Can you run?
**[13:34] ---**
Giroro!
**[13:35] ---**
Here they come.
**[13:43] ---**
What are those?!
**[13:48] ---**
Blatantly hostile actions.
**[13:50] ---**
These are our enemies!
**[14:02] ---**
What on Earth is this place?!
**[14:07] ---**
I'm thinking this is not Pekopon, but...
**[14:09] ---**
...a different planet.
**[14:12] ---**
No way...
**[14:13] ---**
No worries. It isn't much,
but I do have water and rations.
**[14:17] ---**
Keron Water... and... Type-Gs.
**[14:20] ---**
And a few sweet potatoes.
**[14:23] ---**
And these cookies.
**[14:25] ---**
Yes. Those, too, are fine rations.
**[14:27] ---**
They were supposed to be for Saburo-senpai...
**[14:30] ---**
Wh—?! S-Saburo?!
**[14:33] ---**
Yep. I was thinking of giving them to him
tomorrow at school.
**[14:37] ---**
I-In any case.
**[14:39] ---**
If we can just hold out here with these,
Keroro and the others might find us before long.
**[14:43] ---**
We should just bear it until then.
**[14:46] ---**
Until then.
**[14:47] ---**
Until then...!
**[14:49] ---**
Until then... I... I... I'll be all alone
in this tent with Natsumi...
**[14:55] ---**
All alone... all alone...!
***SIGN*** Hazy Hazy Hazy Hazy
**[14:58] ---**
All... alone...
**[15:01] ---**
What's wrong?
**[15:02] ---**
Hm? No... nothing.
**[15:11] ---**
These are surprisingly good.
**[15:13] ---**
Hm? Ah... yeah.
**[15:16] ---**
That's right. Now's not the time to be
getting dizzy about being alone together.
**[15:21] ---**
Not only do we not know where we are,
there are also unknown enemies here.
**[15:25] ---**
I must protect Natsumi at all costs.
**[15:28] ---**
Here.
**[15:30] ---**
Do you want some?
**[15:31] ---**
S-Sure.
**[15:34] ---**
C-Could this be...
**[15:36] ---**
A... an... an in... an indirect kiss...?!
***SIGN*** Indirect Kiss
**[15:43] ---**
I'll go stand watch outside.
**[15:45] ---**
K-K-K-K-K...
**[15:47] ---**
You go to sleep!
**[15:49] ---**
Thank you.
**[15:50] ---**
No need for thanks.
**[15:55] ---**
Hm? The moon?
**[15:57] ---**
Then... this is not some other planet,
**[16:01] ---**
but is somewhere on Pekopon.
**[16:03] ---**
In that case... Keroro and the others
should find us in no time.
**[16:10] ---**
However.
**[16:14] ---**
A month flew by with no sign of rescue.
**[16:24] ---**
Giroro!
**[16:27] ---**
Giroro!
**[16:30] ---**
Natsumi...
**[16:31] ---**
Look! Look at this!
I found an oasis over there!
**[16:34] ---**
And this was there!
**[16:36] ---**
An apple...
**[16:38] ---**
Yes. The forbidden fruit.
**[16:40] ---**
Forbidden fruit?
**[16:42] ---**
A long time ago, Adam and Eve ate
an apple, the forbidden fruit,
**[16:47] ---**
and they were exiled from Paradise for it.
**[16:51] ---**
Hey...
**[16:52] ---**
Giroro...
**[16:54] ---**
Are we...
**[16:56] ---**
...going to become
this world's Adam and Eve?
**[17:00] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh—
**[17:02] ---**
But... if it's with you, Giroro...
**[17:02] ---**
Wh-Wh-Whaa-Wh—
**[17:05] ---**
...I wouldn't mind.
***SIGN*** Dream.
**[17:09] ---**
Or so he dreamed.
**[17:10] ---**
Whaaaaa?!
**[17:13] ---**
Who said you could add
narration to my dreams?!
**[17:16] ---**
Oh, don't be such a grump.
**[17:18] ---**
Why are you making all that noise?
**[17:20] ---**
Ah... No... No reason...
**[17:26] ---**
That sound!
**[17:27] ---**
It's them.
**[17:34] ---**
Use this!
**[17:36] ---**
H-How?
**[17:37] ---**
I've turned the safety off.
**[17:39] ---**
Just aim well and pull the trigger!
**[18:06] ---**
No less than I expected, Natsumi.
**[18:08] ---**
Thanks. But...
**[18:10] ---**
...the tent...
**[18:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:15] ---**
This is all that survived.
**[18:18] ---**
They may come attacking again sometime.
**[18:20] ---**
Let's move somewhere safe.
**[18:25] ---**
Hrmph. Isn't there an oasis anywhere?
**[18:28] ---**
We have to at least secure
water and rations...
**[18:34] ---**
Ah, come to think of it...
**[18:36] ---**
What?
**[18:37] ---**
I forgot about these.
**[18:40] ---**
Those...?
**[18:42] ---**
You baked those for Saburo, remember?
**[18:45] ---**
Keep them for after we get back safely.
**[18:49] ---**
Giroro...
**[18:56] ---**
What?!
**[18:57] ---**
What's wrong?
**[19:01] ---**
That tower...
**[19:03] ---**
Is this Inner-Tokyo...?
**[19:05] ---**
Did we travel across spacetime
and end up in future Pekopon?
**[19:09] ---**
No way...
**[19:11] ---**
Then...
**[19:13] ---**
We're...
**[19:15] ---**
We can't get back to our
original world anymore?
**[19:20] ---**
Natsumi...
**[19:30] ---**
Their leader...
**[19:34] ---**
It might have been our Keron Army
that destroyed Pekopon...
**[19:38] ---**
But... even if the enemy
is the Keron Army, I...!
**[19:41] ---**
I will protect Natsumi!
**[19:44] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:45] ---**
Believe in me.
**[19:46] ---**
No matter what happens,
I will return you to your former world.
**[19:49] ---**
No matter what happens,
I will protect you without fail!
**[19:53] ---**
The cookies... were a little sweet,
but... they were delicious.
**[19:58] ---**
Giroro...
**[20:01] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:08] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:21] ---**
Giroro! Giroro!!
**[20:26] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:30] ---**
Giroro, it's pretty mean to shoot down
someone who's come to save you, sir.
**[20:35] ---**
So you were safe, Sis!
**[20:38] ---**
I must apologize for the
Nishizawa security mechs...
**[20:42] ---**
Still, I really am glad
that you were all right.
**[20:45] ---**
Then...
**[20:46] ---**
...those spidery mechs were...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Security Mech
**[20:54] ---**
So this wasn't a future Pekopon...
**[20:58] ---**
Are you okay, Giroro?!
**[20:59] ---**
Yeah... But...
**[21:01] ---**
What happened to that tower?
**[21:03] ---**
Ah, that's the 1st Nishizawa Tower.
**[21:07] ---**
First?
**[21:08] ---**
This site belongs to the Nishizawas.
**[21:11] ---**
Admittedly, it is in quite a remote location.
**[21:13] ---**
Site...?
**[21:15] ---**
How expansive *is* the Nishizawa property?!
**[21:18] ---**
Incidentally, the 2nd and 3rd
Nishizawa Towers are also buried in this site.
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** 3rd
**[21:24] ---**
Don't be so misleading!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Angol Mois here.
**[23:09] ---**
I found a lovely fault line in the garden.
***SIGN*** Pururun!
**[23:11] ---**
It had the most marvelously
ragged fracture plane.
**[23:13] ---**
A very beautiful reverse fault.
**[23:16] ---**
It was almost as adorable as Uncle!
**[23:18] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
Lovey-dovey for faults!
**[23:21] ---**
Never mind that. I'm so popular!
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E180 - Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7MV2/keroro-winner-takes-all-war-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:32] ---**
Some people always do a great job of
mellowing the mood, don't they?
**[01:36] ---**
Like Mois-chan, for example.
***SIGN*** Beware of Fire
**[01:42] ---**
Keroro, you dumbo!
***SIGN*** Scheduled Pekopon Invasion Meeting
**[01:44] ---**
How can you call an end to the meeting
before we've even started it?!
***SIGN*** Scheduled Pekopon Invasion Meeting
**[01:48] ---**
Like I said,
**[01:50] ---**
I remembered somewhere I
have to run off to quickly.
**[01:53] ---**
Yeah, like a toy store! I know you!
**[01:55] ---**
Sooooo... dismissed!
**[01:58] ---**
You wait there!
***SIGN*** Thock!
**[02:00] ---**
What're you doing?!
You looking for a fight?!
**[02:02] ---**
You're the one looking for a fight!
**[02:04] ---**
That doesn't mean you had to go this far!
***SIGN*** Biff Baff
**[02:08] ---**
Stop it, you two...
**[02:09] ---**
Stop it, Giroro!
**[02:12] ---**
3 p.m.
**[02:13] ---**
You always have something
to say to me, don't you?!
**[02:14] ---**
It's time for some snacks, everyone!
**[02:19] ---**
Or, like, adjourn briefly?
**[02:32] ---**
Snacktime with Mr. Sergeant is the best.
**[02:34] ---**
Hmph. Shouldn't you be somewhere, Keroro?
**[02:37] ---**
I'll go after I've eaten, sir.
**[02:39] ---**
Gero?
**[02:41] ---**
You ate mine, didn't you?!
**[02:43] ---**
Why in blazes would I eat it?!
**[02:45] ---**
Shut up! That was mine, sir!
**[02:47] ---**
U-Uncle! And Giroro-san!
You mustn't fight...
**[02:51] ---**
Please stop.
**[02:52] ---**
This is a battle between men!
**[02:54] ---**
Not even you can interfere, Lady Mois!
**[02:56] ---**
Now, stop it, you two!
**[02:59] ---**
Honestly, boys, I tell you!
**[03:02] ---**
P-Pururu-chan...
**[03:08] ---**
What?!
**[03:09] ---**
Is that... what I think it is?
**[03:13] ---**
Hello!
**[03:14] ---**
Aloha!
**[03:16] ---**
Karara-chan and Chiroro-chan,
the noisy pair I'm sure you're familiar with!
**[03:19] ---**
I knew it.
**[03:23] ---**
Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!
**[03:30] ---**
It's the entire range, every Gundam
model I could imagine, ma'am!
**[03:33] ---**
D'ya like it?!
**[03:35] ---**
Of course, ma'am!
**[03:37] ---**
Isn't that great?
**[03:38] ---**
Well, it is for Keroro-han,
who's goin' ta make me his bride!
**[03:41] ---**
Bride? What's this?
**[03:43] ---**
Hmph. It happens every time without fail.
**[03:46] ---**
We've all been targeted by her at one point.
***SIGN*** The Victims
**[03:50] ---**
Yes. Karara-chan here...
**[03:53] ---**
...tends to want to marry a different member
of the Keroro Platoon every time.
**[03:57] ---**
This time, it seems to be Sergeant Keroro.
**[04:05] ---**
I'll do all the cleaning an' the laundry for ya,
Keroro-han! Just give the word!
**[04:10] ---**
Really, ma'am?!
**[04:12] ---**
Umm... I'm the one who...
**[04:14] ---**
Jealousy!
**[04:29] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[04:31] ---**
What is it this time?
**[04:33] ---**
What's going on?
**[04:35] ---**
It's all clean now!
**[04:37] ---**
We're cleaning in place of Keroro-san.
**[04:39] ---**
I'm gon' make Keroro-han real pleased
with me and become his bride!
**[04:44] ---**
Bride?
**[04:48] ---**
Oh, sorry. I didn't notice
there was a bucket there.
**[04:53] ---**
I will clean it up,
so just leave the rest to me!
**[04:56] ---**
Really?
**[04:57] ---**
Don't overdo it too much.
**[05:01] ---**
Don't get too carried away with yourselves!
***SIGN*** Gerooooo
**[05:07] ---**
Gero!
**[05:09] ---**
All the Gundam models I brought...
**[05:12] ---**
Uncle...
**[05:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:16] ---**
I had this ready in case
of an emergency like this.
***SIGN*** 1/350 Battleship Yamatoad
**[05:19] ---**
It is a 1/350 scale Battleship Yamatoad!
**[05:24] ---**
Ah! How did you get this?!
**[05:26] ---**
This is a first-edition sold in limited numbers
with a big mark-up, so you cannot get it easily!
**[05:31] ---**
I loosened my purse strings and ordered
it off the internet just for you, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:36] ---**
Private Tamama...
**[05:37] ---**
I am so pleased to have a subordinate who
is so thoughtful toward his superior, sir!
**[05:42] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[05:46] [SONG] ---**
Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
**[05:50] ---**
Tama.
**[05:53] ---**
These are...
**[05:56] ---**
Those jerks!
**[06:00] ---**
It suits you, it suits you!
**[06:03] ---**
Here.
**[06:06] ---**
And now just put the detergent in...
***SIGN*** Atatta
**[06:16] [SONG] ---**
Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
**[06:21] ---**
Tama-nii! We've had it with you!
**[06:23] ---**
If you want a fight, we'll give you one!
**[06:27] ---**
Suits me, you little brats!
**[06:33] ---**
Sis!
**[06:34] ---**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[06:37] ---**
Those... little...!
**[06:41] ---**
Watch what your guests are
up to, you stupid fr—
**[06:46] ---**
Mois-chan?
**[06:49] ---**
What?! The two of them are
fighting over the stupid frog?
**[06:52] ---**
Yes.
**[06:54] ---**
Fighting over the stupid frog...
**[06:56] ---**
I just hope this doesn't get any worse.
**[07:01] ---**
Hey, um... er...
**[07:05] ---**
What about you, Mois-chan?
**[07:09] ---**
I...
**[07:12] ---**
I don't want to fight because of Uncle.
**[07:16] ---**
Or, like, anti-conflict?
**[07:18] ---**
Mois-chan...
**[07:21] ---**
Keroro-han! My feelings for you...
***SIGN*** 1/1 Gundam
**[07:23] ---**
...are this big!
**[07:25] ---**
1/1 scale Gundam!!
**[07:27] ---**
Then my feelings are...
***SIGN*** Extra-Large Zaku Cake
**[07:30] ---**
...this huge and this sweet!
**[07:32] ---**
Extra-large Zaku cake!
**[07:34] ---**
No, never mind that,
calm down, calm down!
**[07:37] ---**
If you keep this up,
I'm going to be crushed, sir!
**[07:40] ---**
Accept my love!
**[07:43] ---**
Accept it!!
**[07:45] ---**
Gero!!
**[07:48] ---**
Those guys again...
**[07:49] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:51] ---**
Heavy... Heavy!
**[07:53] ---**
Help me!
***SIGN*** Crush ♡
**[07:55] ---**
He accepted my crush!
**[07:57] ---**
My crush was the winner!
**[08:00] ---**
Crush... Wrong "crush," sir!
***SIGN*** CRUSH
**[08:05] ---**
You guys!
**[08:07] ---**
What are you up to this time?
**[08:09] ---**
Gero...
**[08:11] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Slump
**[08:14] ---**
Looks like he's done.
**[08:17] ---**
Uncle!
**[08:22] ---**
If Uncle is going to die...
**[08:25] ---**
...then I... I will...
**[08:26] ---**
...destroy everything and die with him!
**[08:29] ---**
She can't be...
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[08:30] ---**
Armageddon!
**[08:32] ---**
One-oneth!
**[08:34] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[08:35] ---**
Stop it!
**[08:36] ---**
I'm alive, I said!
***SIGN*** Tonk!
**[08:56] ---**
Wh-Who in the...
**[08:58] ---**
...world?
**[09:01] ---**
Will you take Mois-chan?
**[09:05] ---**
Keroro-kun, I'm coming to help you out!
**[09:07] ---**
That voice!
**[09:08] ---**
Here I come!
**[09:16] ---**
Gero.
**[09:18] ---**
Are you okay, Keroro-kun?
**[09:21] ---**
You're not injured?
Can you stand up on your own?
**[09:28] ---**
U-Uncle...
**[09:32] ---**
Pururu-chan?
**[09:34] ---**
It's a new type of suit for invading alien
planets, and it has a stealth function.
***SIGN*** New Type of Suit
For Invading Alien Planets
**[09:38] ---**
While our suits have been...
**[09:40] ---**
...quite different.
**[09:42] ---**
What truly marvelous functions it has, ma'am!
**[09:45] ---**
I would certainly like to request they be
supplied to our platoon as well, ma'am!
**[09:48] ---**
Sorry.
**[09:50] ---**
These are only supplied to
A-grade invasion troops.
***SIGN*** A-Grade?
**[09:53] ---**
Then...
**[09:54] ---**
Then F-grade don't get...
**[09:55] ---**
Mochicourse!
***SIGN*** F-Grade
**[10:00] ---**
Axotolon Form!
***SIGN*** Pururun!
**[10:15] ---**
Anyway, you two!
**[10:18] ---**
No matter how much of a problem you have
with each other, you went much too far!
**[10:21] ---**
Behave yourselves!
**[10:24] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:27] ---**
And you all let them get away with too much.
**[10:30] ---**
As adults, you should watch
over them more carefully!
**[10:32] ---**
Right.
**[10:34] ---**
You there! No laughing.
**[10:35] ---**
Right.
**[10:37] ---**
And... Mois-chan?
**[10:38] ---**
Yes?
**[10:39] ---**
If you start panicking,
Pekopon will be destroyed, you know?
**[10:43] ---**
You have to respond to things more calmly.
**[10:46] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:48] ---**
Dear me, none of us can hold
a candle to you, Pururu-chan.
**[10:51] ---**
If you had been more sensible, none of this would
have happened in the first place, you know.
**[10:56] ---**
Gero.
**[10:58] ---**
Wow.
**[10:59] ---**
Pururu-chan, you've got a
good head on your shoulders!
**[11:01] ---**
Not even Sarge has an answer to her.
**[11:03] ---**
You're right.
**[11:05] ---**
It might be good to ask her to come
whenever something happens in the future!
**[11:11] ---**
Ahhh... we got told off.
**[11:13] ---**
Wanna just go home?
**[11:15] ---**
I can't leave!
**[11:17] ---**
I gotta get Keroro-han to
accept me as his bride!
**[11:21] ---**
But how...
**[11:24] ---**
Got troubles?
**[11:28] ---**
If you ask me, people are always greedy.
**[11:31] ---**
Thus was born ramen with
half-size fried rice.
**[11:33] ---**
Who are you, old man?
**[11:35] ---**
Have you girls heard of the phrase
"Nice guys finish last?"
**[11:41] ---**
Basically, it's like this. Girls aren't
finished as long as their love is nice!
**[11:46] ---**
Huh?
**[11:47] ---**
If you ask me, go as far as
your legs will take you!
**[11:49] ---**
And since you're there anyway,
don't forget a souvenir!
**[11:53] ---**
What was that?
**[11:54] ---**
Don't ask me...
**[11:55] ---**
Anyway, I think he was saying you
shouldn't give up, don't you think?!
**[11:59] ---**
Come to think of it, you might be right!
**[12:01] ---**
No, I don't think there was
any meaning in particular.
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[12:06] ---**
I just can't think of any strategies
that are just right, sir...
**[12:10] ---**
Thinking of invasion strategies!
**[12:12] ---**
Excuse me!
**[12:14] ---**
Keroro-han?
**[12:15] ---**
Huh? What is it, ma'am?
**[12:18] ---**
Is there anything you want me to do for you?
**[12:21] ---**
Uhh... let's see, ma'am...
**[12:24] ---**
Some kind of quick invasion.
**[12:26] ---**
Something like that, I guess, ma'am...
**[12:31] ---**
Did you hear that?!
**[12:32] ---**
I heard, I heard! An invasion!
**[12:34] ---**
If I do the invasion for him,
**[12:37] ---**
he'll definitely take me as his bride!
**[12:40] ---**
Then let's get right to the invasion!
**[12:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[12:43] ---**
Those brats.
**[12:46] ---**
Tamama-san!
**[12:49] ---**
You came at a good time, eh?
**[12:52] ---**
Those brats are trying to invade Pekopon
to attract Mr. Sergeant's attention, eh?
**[12:58] ---**
But I won't let 'em.
**[13:00] ---**
I'll invade Pekopon before 'em,
**[13:02] ---**
and pierce Mr. Sergeant's heart!
**[13:06] ---**
Whatcha think, eh?
**[13:07] ---**
How's about you join in this battle,
an' settle it once and for all, eh?
**[13:13] ---**
I... I...
**[13:21] ---**
That hurt...
**[13:28] ---**
Mois-chan.
**[13:30] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[13:33] ---**
What's wrong? It's rare to see you here.
**[13:38] ---**
Are you... still thinking
about what just happened?
**[13:41] ---**
She really has it together, doesn't she?
**[13:45] ---**
Pururu?
**[13:47] ---**
Yes... It's like she's making up for
the parts that Uncle is missing...
**[13:52] ---**
Or, like, wordless discourse?
**[13:54] ---**
I don't think...
**[13:57] ---**
I'm... just going to be alone for a bit.
**[14:07] ---**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Tamama's
Invade With Sweeties
Grand Strategy
**[14:08] ---**
A strategy of the sweeties,
by the sweeties, for Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** 1 Million Mr. Sergeants I really do love Mr. Sergeant I ♡ Mr. Sergeant
**[14:12] ---**
Now I will invade Pekopon before those brats
and get Mr. Sergeant's heart.
**[14:17] ---**
Tama!
**[14:21] ---**
Tama-nii! We're just going to invade Pekopon!
**[14:25] ---**
Wh-Where did you get that?!
**[14:27] ---**
We had Karara's daddy teleport it here!
**[14:30] ---**
Okay, we're off!
**[14:32] ---**
I... I... I will not let you!
**[14:38] ---**
Enemy raid?!
**[14:39] ---**
What is the commotion?!
**[14:40] ---**
I am going to do the
invasion for Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:43] ---**
No! I'm goin' ta invade Pekopon,
just like Keroro-han told me!
**[14:48] ---**
You said something that irresponsible?!
**[14:50] ---**
My honorable leader...
***SIGN*** Erk
**[14:51] ---**
Uh... Did I?
**[14:53] ---**
Mr. Sergeant's heart belongs to me!
**[15:00] ---**
I'm gonna do the invasion!
**[15:10] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[15:14] ---**
Will you two cut it out?!
**[15:16] ---**
The base is in a terrible state!
**[15:18] ---**
Ummm...
**[15:20] ---**
Maybe we should just go ahead
and let them invade...
**[15:23] ---**
Excuse me?!
**[15:25] ---**
Gero!
**[15:27] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:28] ---**
How dare you?
**[15:30] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is all mine!
**[15:32] ---**
I will not let you take anything away,
even the right to finish him off!
***SIGN*** So jealous Me too Why always you So nice Envious Envy It's always you So mean
**[15:37] ---**
I'm still alive.
**[15:38] ---**
Eat my Jealousy Shot!
***SIGN*** So jealous Me too Why always you So nice Envious Envy It's always you So mean
**[15:44] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:46] ---**
You've done it now!
**[15:52] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta—
**[15:54] ---**
youu...
**[15:57] ---**
Stupid frog! I'm going to get mad
at you if you don't pack it in!
**[16:00] ---**
You're already mad at him, Sis.
**[16:03] ---**
It wasn't my fauuult...
**[16:05] ---**
Keroro-han!
**[16:06] ---**
He was alive!
**[16:08] ---**
For goodness's sake!
**[16:09] ---**
Watch yourself!
**[16:10] ---**
Natsumi, stand b—
**[16:13] ---**
Gero...
**[16:16] ---**
Keroro-han is mine!
**[16:18] ---**
Mr. Sergeant belongs to me!
**[16:20] ---**
What do we do?
**[16:22] ---**
Well, there's nothing else for it.
**[16:24] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[16:27] ---**
Pururu-chan!
**[16:28] ---**
We're counting on you!
**[16:31] ---**
Now you stop that!
**[16:33] ---**
Can't you tell how much trouble
you're causing for everyone?
**[16:36] ---**
If you don't stop it right now,
**[16:38] ---**
I'm really going to get angry!
**[16:40] ---**
Shut up.
**[16:42] ---**
Butt out!
**[16:43] ---**
You old bat!
**[16:45] ---**
You old bat... you old bat...
**[16:49] ---**
...you old bat... you old bat...
***SIGN*** Purusnap
**[16:55] ---**
I thought I heard something snap.
**[17:02] ---**
Gero.
**[17:04] ---**
Old woman...
***SIGN*** Old bat
Old bat
Old bat
**[17:06] ---**
Well, yes, people aren't commenting on how
young and cute I am as much as they used to...
**[17:10] ---**
I don't think I look old enough
to be called an old bat, though...
**[17:12] ---**
My skin's smooth, and my
tail is nice and wobbly...
**[17:12] ---**
Pururu-shenshei?
**[17:14] ---**
Doesn't she... remind you of someone...
**[17:15] ---**
I don't mean to boast,
but I take...
**[17:16] ---**
So mean!
**[17:17] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[17:22] ---**
Gero!
**[17:28] ---**
We aren't getting anywhere!
**[17:30] ---**
Kululu!
**[17:31] ---**
Huh?
**[17:33] ---**
Where is Mois-chan? You find her right now!
**[17:35] ---**
The treasure!
***SIGN*** Active Fault
**[17:52] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[17:54] ---**
Natsumi-san, Fuyuki-san.
**[17:56] ---**
And me?
**[17:58] ---**
Mois-chan, please come back! Things are bad!
**[18:00] ---**
But...
**[18:02] ---**
What good is it for me to be there?
**[18:05] ---**
Or, like, lacking talent?
**[18:07] ---**
Please, Mois-chan!
**[18:11] ---**
Sheesh!
**[18:12] ---**
Wah! Sis!
**[18:13] ---**
Come on!
**[18:15] ---**
Don't just stand around saying that!
**[18:21] ---**
Now, quickly!
**[18:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant belongs to me!
**[18:27] ---**
I won't let ya have Keroro-han!
**[18:29] ---**
Gero! Am I just being ignored?!
**[18:29] ---**
I really don't think
I deserve to be called...
**[18:33] ---**
Uncle...
**[18:34] ---**
Stop Tamama and Karara,
but don't destroy the Earth!
**[18:40] ---**
Youuu!
**[18:41] ---**
Mois-dono!
**[18:43] ---**
Please do something!
**[18:44] ---**
But... I... I really...
**[18:47] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:49] ---**
Keroro-han!
***SIGN*** Old woman
Old woman
Old woman
**[18:50] ---**
What is an "old woman," anyway?
**[18:52] ---**
I...
**[18:54] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[18:55] ---**
Just do what you always do!
**[18:57] ---**
What I always...
**[19:00] ---**
Gero!
**[19:02] ---**
Lady Mois, help me!
**[19:05] ---**
What I always...
**[19:09] ---**
What I always...!
**[19:12] ---**
Okay!
**[19:15] ---**
Mois-dono!
**[19:22] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:23] ---**
Uncle! Sorry to have kept you waiting!
**[19:28] ---**
What I always do!
**[19:41] ---**
Everyone! It's time for snacks!
**[19:45] ---**
Or, like, little breather?
**[19:47] ---**
...little breather?
**[19:48] ---**
Little breather?
***SIGN*** Old bat Old bat Old bat
**[19:57] ---**
U-Um... Lady Mois...
**[20:04] ---**
Okay, fine.
**[20:05] ---**
I guess I can have a break.
**[20:10] ---**
Shall we have some snacks?
**[20:11] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:13] ---**
Wow!
**[20:14] ---**
Thank goodness!
***SIGN*** Old bat
Old bat
Old bat
**[20:17] ---**
Gero...
**[20:19] ---**
We're saved... thanks to Lady Mois, sir!
**[20:28] ---**
Keroro-han! I'll come again!
**[20:30] ---**
Bye bye!
**[20:33] ---**
Ngh. Dear me, sir.
**[20:35] ---**
I have really had enough of them.
**[20:38] ---**
Really. We'd have been in some
trouble if Mois-chan hadn't been here!
**[20:42] ---**
Yes.
**[20:43] ---**
Even I couldn't manage it.
**[20:45] ---**
It was impossible to calm them down.
**[20:48] ---**
Thank you, Mois-chan!
**[20:49] ---**
Thanks!
**[20:50] ---**
Natsumi-san! Fuyuki-san!
**[20:54] ---**
I will not thank you.
**[20:56] ---**
Tamama-san!
**[21:00] ---**
It is thanks to your smile, Lady Mois,
ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.
**[21:04] ---**
Uncle...
**[21:06] ---**
Yes.
**[21:08] ---**
Thank you, Mois-chan!
**[21:13] ---**
Old lady...
**[21:16] ---**
She said it, eh?
***SIGN*** Old lady
Old lady
Old lady
**[21:20] ---**
Why "old lady"?
**[21:22] ---**
Okay, that might be a little
better than "old woman," but...
**[21:24] ---**
...maybe that just makes it cut deeper...
***SIGN*** Old lady
Old lady
Old lady
**[21:26] ---**
"Old lady" just seems a little mean...
**[21:29] ---**
Mois-chan's smile really is powerful.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
The strategic weather satellite Komawari is busy
making it rain when Sports Day rolls around.
**[23:14] ---**
Self-destructing, being shot down, going away...
we're already on the fourth one, sir.
**[23:18] ---**
Such a storied past!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that. The enigmatic
bug-user... His name?
***SIGN*** Scritter Skrit Scritter
**[23:23] ---**
"Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir!"
***SIGN*** BUGS BUGS
**[23:27] ---**
"Momoka: The Three-Legged Race
Competition, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E181 - Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir! / Momoka: The Three-Legged Race Competition, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05ZNN/mushishi-where-the-bugs-are-sir--momoka-the-three-legged-race-competition-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** Bug
**[01:31] ---**
We take words for granted,
***SIGN*** Snug as a
bug in a rug
***SIGN*** Bug off
***SIGN*** Bug out
***SIGN*** Bugging
someone's
room
**[01:34] ---**
but have you ever
missed their true meaning?
***SIGN*** To Be Bugged
**[01:39] ---**
Sheesh! Both of you just sit there
and think about what you did!
**[01:48] ---**
Jeez! Who does Lady Natsumi think she is?!
**[01:51] ---**
Sis can hear you!
**[01:52] ---**
Gero?
**[01:54] ---**
All we did was get a little
excited over a video game!
**[01:57] ---**
What did she have to get so huffy about?!
**[01:59] ---**
I should've expected it.
**[02:01] ---**
Something's been bugging Sis all day.
***SIGN*** Bugging her
**[02:05] ---**
B-Bugging her?
**[02:07] ---**
Certainly, bugs are the problem.
**[02:11] ---**
Um... Who are you?
**[02:13] ---**
I am an entomologist,
***SIGN*** Mushishi
**[02:16] ---**
Mushishi.
**[02:21] ---**
Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir!
**[02:27] ---**
Sheesh!
**[02:28] ---**
Sheesh! Both of you just sit there...
**[02:29] ---**
Okay, stop!
**[02:34] ---**
Look! Here are two bugs.
***SIGN*** Position of the Bugs
**[02:37] ---**
Because of this one and this one,
**[02:40] ---**
her mood turned foul, and no mistake!
**[02:43] ---**
In other words, Pekoponian feelings can be
controlled through the placement of bugs.
***SIGN*** Bug
**[02:47] ---**
Sheesh!
**[02:51] ---**
We can use that for the
invasion of Pekopon, sir!
**[02:56] ---**
Indeed.
**[02:57] ---**
Who is that weird old man?
***SIGN*** Mushishi, Wielder of Insects
**[03:01] ---**
I've heard rumors of a legendary assassin,
Mushishi, who wields insects.
**[03:06] ---**
And that's him?
**[03:09] ---**
So, Master Mushishi,
**[03:11] ---**
to put Lady Natsumi in a good mood,
where should we place the bugs?
**[03:15] ---**
I have just arrived on Pekopon,
**[03:18] ---**
so I'll have to research which bugs
**[03:21] ---**
should be placed where.
**[03:24] ---**
You know?
**[03:25] ---**
Then my platoon will go all out
**[03:29] ---**
to collect various bugs
***SIGN*** Bug Placement Research
**[03:31] ---**
and help you research their proper placement!
**[03:35] ---**
Sarge, you forgot your
video game system in my room...
***SIGN*** Bug Bug Bug Bug
**[03:42] ---**
Hi there!
***SIGN*** BUGS BUGS
**[03:45] ---**
Bugs!
**[03:48] ---**
This is a harsh reality for Fukki,
who hates bugs.
**[03:51] ---**
Sorry, Master Fuyuki.
**[03:54] ---**
Now then!
**[03:55] ---**
Let's begin investigating
the placement of bugs!
**[03:59] ---**
We'll start with the placement
of bugs by Lady Natsumi!
**[04:02] ---**
N-Natsumi?!
**[04:03] ---**
After all, with proper bug placement,
***SIGN*** Menace
**[04:05] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[04:06] ---**
she'll never get angry at me again!
**[04:09] ---**
That menace is much closer to me now
than the invasion of Pekopon!
**[04:13] ---**
So! Who's going to start?
**[04:15] ---**
All right, I'll go!
**[04:20] ---**
Jeez, stupid Fuyuki.
**[04:22] ---**
It's his turn to cook today!
**[04:26] ---**
Breeze from the right,
wind velocity 2.3 meters...
**[04:29] ---**
Elevation: 23 degrees.
**[04:31] ---**
All right. This is it.
**[04:38] ---**
With this,
**[04:39] ---**
if the placement of the bugs is perfect...
**[04:45] ---**
For some reason,
**[04:47] ---**
nothing's bugging me today.
**[04:50] ---**
I don't even have a bee in my bonnet...
**[04:56] ---**
...as it were!
**[05:05] ---**
U-Uh oh! Wrong location!
**[05:10] ---**
Th-This must not be it, either!
**[05:13] ---**
Here?! Here?! There?!
**[05:15] ---**
Natsumi! I'm trying to
make it so you won't cry!
**[05:20] ---**
Onions really do sting!
***SIGN*** Onions
**[05:26] ---**
Giroro?
**[05:27] ---**
Ah... oh... um...
**[05:29] ---**
What's that?
**[05:32] ---**
Hello! I'm a dung beetle!
***SIGN*** Dung Beetle "You are seeing this through a very lovely image vision."
**[05:37] ---**
I didn't know it was a dung beetle!
**[05:42] ---**
For crying out loud!
**[05:44] ---**
Bringing a weird bug in here...
**[05:46] ---**
Hello.
**[05:48] ---**
Proper bug placement...
**[05:52] ---**
I wonder what would be a good place...
**[05:56] ---**
W-What are you doing?
***SIGN*** Scritter Skrit Scritter
**[06:01] ---**
Right here?
***SIGN*** Cockroach Motel
**[06:09] ---**
Huh. You spin this much...
**[06:14] ---**
For Pete's sake! One's as bad as the other!
**[06:18] ---**
Now it is my turn.
**[06:23] ---**
That's...
**[06:27] ---**
I can do this...
**[06:29] ---**
I may be... I may be stronger than him!
**[06:34] ---**
You should be happy about this!
**[06:46] ---**
Tamama?
**[06:48] ---**
My new rival appeared!
***SIGN*** Pet Feature Part 128!
**[06:56] ---**
Hello.
**[06:58] ---**
Nobody's getting dinner tonight!
**[07:02] ---**
Lady Natsumi is in an extremely bad mood.
**[07:05] ---**
I'll pinpoint the optimal location of the
bugs if it's the last thing I do, sir!
**[07:10] ---**
Is this the best area?
**[07:15] ---**
Coming!
**[07:20] ---**
Unbelievable!
**[07:22] ---**
Food delivery guy thought this
was the neighbor's house?!
**[07:25] ---**
Gero-bad! This must not be the right spot.
**[07:28] ---**
Then...
**[07:30] ---**
I'm telling you...
**[07:34] ---**
Gero...
**[07:36] ---**
It looks like she's in a good mood!
**[07:38] ---**
Is this the right placement for bugs?
**[07:41] ---**
Cute!
**[07:43] ---**
She's actually just reacting to the TV...
**[07:48] ---**
Gero!
**[07:49] ---**
Hello? Hinata residence.
**[07:53] ---**
A yakiniku restaurant?
**[07:54] ---**
Wrong!
**[07:57] ---**
Gimme a break! Who are you calling?!
**[08:00] ---**
Sick of this...
**[08:02] ---**
How about this area?
**[08:06] ---**
I can never get enough kittens!
**[08:10] ---**
This doesn't seem quite right...
**[08:13] ---**
Still, if it's all related
to where I put the bug...
**[08:21] ---**
Good! Then...
**[08:23] ---**
...one more push should put the
bug in just the right spot!
**[08:27] ---**
Gero?
**[08:37] ---**
A giant cicada!
**[08:39] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[08:40] ---**
Gero!
**[08:42] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[08:42] ---**
Gero?
**[08:47] ---**
You really do spin around like this!!
**[08:53] ---**
Are you okay, Uncle?
**[08:56] ---**
Or, like, beyond healing?
**[08:58] ---**
Fiddling with those bugs only put
Lady Natsumi in a worse mood, sir!
**[09:03] ---**
Huh?
**[09:10] ---**
Master Mushishi, what's this?
**[09:13] ---**
Thank you for your cooperation, everyone.
**[09:17] ---**
Farewell!
**[09:18] ---**
Farewell...
**[09:29] ---**
What was that?
**[09:32] ---**
A suspicious light...
**[09:34] ---**
What was that light?
**[09:36] ---**
Um...
**[09:38] ---**
A fellow named Master Mushishi
paid us a visit...
**[09:40] ---**
Mushishi-dono?
**[09:42] ---**
The legendary assassin who wields insects?
**[09:46] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[09:48] ---**
I wish I could have met him.
**[09:52] ---**
It seems he has retired,
**[09:54] ---**
and now spends his time collecting insects
throughout the universe as a hobby.
**[10:00] ---**
It seems he pulled one over on us.
***SIGN*** Wasted Effort!!
**[10:07] ---**
Gero...
**[10:11] ---**
Dororo, what's that?
**[10:13] ---**
Koyuki-dono and I are raising them.
**[10:17] ---**
Are they bugs?
**[10:20] ---**
Gero! Natsumi-dono!
**[10:22] ---**
Y-You should place these bugs...
**[10:28] ---**
Crickets, huh?
**[10:30] ---**
Gero?
**[10:35] ---**
That's a beautiful sound.
**[10:37] ---**
It sounds like a long autumn night.
**[10:40] ---**
It's so charming.
**[10:45] ---**
I see.
**[10:47] ---**
That was the right place to put the bugs.
**[10:52] ---**
In the end, they still believed
in that mistaken notion,
**[10:55] ---**
but the Keroro Platoon was soothed
by the sound of those bugs.
**[11:08] ---**
There are families like this in the world.
**[11:11] ---**
It's unbelievable, but...
**[11:15] ---**
This day has come at last!
**[11:18] ---**
A schedule adjustment based on
the time difference with Japan.
**[11:22] ---**
And the day's weather!
***SIGN*** Mostly Sunny
**[11:24] ---**
Everything is perfect!
**[11:26] ---**
We're clear!
**[11:34] ---**
It's me.
**[11:35] ---**
Baio, you won't be able to do it.
**[11:38] ---**
Ouka!
**[11:39] ---**
You've been so focused on business that
your physical skills must be rusty.
**[11:43] ---**
I'm not happy about it,
but I'll have to go instead.
**[11:46] ---**
Silence!
**[11:47] ---**
No matter how many there are,
no one will stand in my way!
**[11:50] ---**
If you think you can do it, be my guest!
**[11:52] ---**
That's what I wanted to hear.
**[11:54] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[11:58] ---**
This is no joke!
**[12:00] ---**
Are you saying you can beat me and Momoka
in my long-awaited three-legged race?
**[12:05] ---**
Father!
**[12:06] ---**
I will not give in to Ouka!
**[12:13] ---**
Momoka: The Three-Legged Race
Competition, Sir!
**[12:19] ---**
The morning of Sports Day.
**[12:40] ---**
Impudent!
**[12:43] ---**
What?!
**[12:49] ---**
Skull-1 is down!
**[12:51] ---**
I hired them, thinking they could at least
**[12:54] ---**
buy me some time, but...
**[13:02] ---**
There!
**[13:06] ---**
Shadow technique, eh?
**[13:09] ---**
What the?!
**[13:12] ---**
You're the real one!
**[13:14] ---**
What?!
**[13:16] ---**
Feigning an unguarded moment
is also a technique!
**[13:20] ---**
Izuna Drop!
**[13:24] ---**
W-What?!
**[13:30] ---**
Dart-1 is down!
**[13:32] ---**
They didn't even give me ten minutes...
**[13:35] ---**
Next, Naruto-1 is approaching!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Sports Day
**[13:39] ---**
Apparently, Dororo-senpai
bit the dust, too...
**[13:42] ---**
If worse comes to worst,
**[13:44] ---**
we'll show 'em how it's done, sir!
**[13:55] ---**
Well, I'll visit you in the hospital. Click!
**[14:25] ---**
No way!
**[14:27] ---**
I'm done for!
**[14:40] ---**
You even shrugged off all those missiles?
**[14:43] ---**
Darn you, Ouka! Are you a monster?!
***SIGN*** Kissho
**[14:46] ---**
Baio!
**[14:48] ---**
I'm going to do the
three-legged race with Momoka!
**[14:58] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[15:02] ---**
The winners of the parent-child
three-legged race are
**[15:04] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka-san and
her father, Baio-san!
**[15:07] ---**
Congratulations!
**[15:10] ---**
This race marks the end of the parent-child
**[15:13] ---**
three-legged competition.
**[15:17] ---**
What?!
**[15:20] ---**
I didn't make it in time?!
**[15:30] ---**
Ouka,
**[15:32] ---**
you're too late!
**[15:36] ---**
The one who's going to participate in
the three-legged race with Momoka...
**[15:40] ---**
...is me!
***SIGN*** The plan worked!
**[15:48] ---**
Um, actually, this is the real thing...
***SIGN*** This is the real thing!
***SIGN*** This is a fake!
**[15:52] ---**
...and this is a fake!
***SIGN*** This is a fake.
**[15:54] ---**
In other words, in order to deceive Ouka-san,
**[15:56] ---**
he had exact replicas of Kissho Academy
and the town around it
**[16:00] ---**
built in the middle of a forest
owned by the Nishizawa family.
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Sports Day
***SIGN*** This is a fake.
**[16:05] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[16:08] ---**
The plan worked!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[16:09] ---**
And on top of that, no matter how old I get,
it always feels great to come in first, sir!
**[16:14] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
I think we had better skedaddle!
**[16:18] ---**
Yes, I know...
**[16:22] ---**
You two...
**[16:24] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[16:28] ---**
Uh...
**[16:29] ---**
Umm...
**[16:31] ---**
Hello! It has been a long time!
I am Termite #1!
**[16:35] ---**
I am Termite #2!
**[16:37] ---**
Hey, hey, at your service!
***SIGN*** Starting Gate
***SIGN*** This is the real thing.
**[16:41] ---**
Participants for the parent-child
three-legged race,
**[16:44] ---**
please gather in front of the starting gate.
**[16:47] ---**
All right! Let's do our best, Fuyuki!
**[16:51] ---**
I envy you, getting to do the
three-legged race with Mom.
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[16:55] ---**
I'm lucky.
**[16:57] ---**
This day has come at last.
**[16:59] ---**
Father...
**[17:01] ---**
Master...
**[17:04] ---**
This pressure...
**[17:06] ---**
You should not underestimate Ouka!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[17:12] ---**
Mother, you're here, too!
**[17:15] ---**
Curses!
**[17:17] ---**
I forgot to include the aliens' servility
in my calculations!
***SIGN*** Servile
***SIGN*** Aliens
**[17:21] ---**
I sold you short, Baio.
**[17:23] ---**
You even manufactured a fake town.
**[17:26] ---**
What's Sarge doing there?
**[17:28] ---**
I shall participate in the
three-legged race with Momoka!
***SIGN*** Starting Gate
**[17:31] ---**
Give me that sash!
**[17:33] ---**
I refuse!
**[17:35] ---**
You can wait until next year's Sports Day!
**[17:39] ---**
Then we have a problem.
**[17:41] ---**
It seems you don't know
how to grant a favor.
**[17:44] ---**
I will not allow you to take my place!
**[17:47] ---**
We'll see about that.
**[17:50] ---**
Here I come!
**[17:51] ---**
Bring it on!
**[17:59] ---**
Amazing!
**[18:00] ---**
What should we do, Paul?
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[18:02] ---**
I haven't seen the master and
mistress duel in so long.
**[18:06] ---**
Every drop of my blood is
tingling with excitement.
**[18:09] ---**
You're no help.
**[18:11] ---**
Take this! Baio Flash Lightning!
**[18:13] ---**
Right back at you! Ouka Burst!
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[18:26] ---**
Help!
**[18:28] ---**
I'm grateful Mother and Father
both came, but at this rate...
**[18:33] ---**
I have to stop them, no matter what!
**[18:35] ---**
But how?
**[18:55] ---**
This is an announcement.
**[18:56] ---**
Due to rain, the parent-child
three-legged race
**[19:00] ---**
has been called off. It's called off!
***SIGN*** It's canceled!!
**[19:03] ---**
It's canceled!
**[19:05] ---**
What was that?!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Sports Day
**[19:09] ---**
The Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari
**[19:11] ---**
has successfully made it rain
over Inner-Tokyo!
**[19:15] ---**
Or, like, mission complete?
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[19:33] ---**
The plan worked!
**[19:35] ---**
First Mr. Baoi Dad hired us for a job,
and now Momocchi!
**[19:39] ---**
We're making a bundle today!
**[19:46] ---**
Sports Day got rained out.
**[19:48] ---**
That's too bad.
**[19:50] ---**
What's this? Aren't you the one who
always prays for rain for these things?
**[19:54] ---**
I fully intended to win the
three-legged race this year.
**[19:58] ---**
"Disappointed" doesn't seem
adequate to describe those two.
***SIGN*** Slump
**[20:03] ---**
Father... Mother...
**[20:07] ---**
Let's eat lunch.
**[20:09] ---**
I'm just happy that you're both here.
**[20:13] ---**
Head chef, prepare lunch.
**[20:16] ---**
Paul, that isn't necessary.
**[20:19] ---**
Is there something wrong?
**[20:23] ---**
Actually, I made lunch myself!
**[20:26] ---**
You did, Father?
**[20:29] ---**
Hot-hot-hot!
**[20:31] ---**
You underestimate me.
**[20:34] ---**
I made lunch, as well.
**[20:37] ---**
You did, Mother?
**[20:44] ---**
So, Momoka...
**[20:46] ---**
...which do you choose?!
**[20:54] ---**
Of course,
**[20:55] ---**
I choose both!
**[21:10] ---**
What a beautiful family...
**[21:13] ---**
It was an eventful Sports Day,
**[21:15] ---**
but for Momoka-chan,
it turned out splendidly.
**[21:20] ---**
Incidentally, how much did the Nishizawa
**[21:22] ---**
faux Sports Day set cost,
buildings, actors, and all?
**[21:25] ---**
It was one trillion, 296 billion,
357 million,
**[21:28] ---**
214 thousand, 503 yen!
**[21:33] ---**
Gero-wow!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Ahhhh
**[23:07] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama here!
**[23:09] ---**
Everyone has another face
that they keep hidden away.
***SIGN*** Red Gamma Metal
**[23:12] ---**
I am the only one who has no problem
showing my other face!
**[23:15] ---**
I have a special privilege to get away with it
because of my lovely, cute character!
***SIGN*** Herbal Medicine
***SIGN*** The real thing
**[23:19] ---**
Are you jealous?
**[23:21] ---**
That aside, give me the treasure!
**[23:24] ---**
"Keroro: Buried Treasure Special, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Tamama Versus Tamama, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E182 - Keroro: Buried Treasure Special, Sir! / Tamama Versus Tamama, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPND5/keroro-buried-treasure-special-sir--tamama-versus-tamama-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
**[01:31] ---**
Unfortunately, the space buried treasure
couldn't be found this time, either.
**[01:35] ---**
Where in the universe could
the space buried treasure be?
**[01:39] ---**
The adventure continues!
**[01:42] ---**
Tune in next week for *Space Buried
Treasure Digging Special,* Part 331...
**[01:48] ---**
What the heck?!
**[01:51] ---**
They didn't find it this time, either!
**[01:54] ---**
I watched for all three hours!
**[01:56] ---**
How're they gonna make it up to me?!
**[01:59] ---**
I know how you feel.
***SIGN*** Ahhhh
**[02:03] ---**
Well, of course.
**[02:05] ---**
If they'd really found it,
it would've been in the news already.
**[02:09] ---**
That's what I suspected, but I still
find myself watching every episode.
**[02:13] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Buried Treasure
1,000 Ryou
**[02:14] ---**
After all, it's buried treasure.
Buried treasure!
**[02:17] ---**
True, there is the adventure of it.
**[02:19] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[02:22] ---**
You got a letter from Grandma.
**[02:24] ---**
From Grandma?
**[02:31] ---**
This is...
**[02:32] ---**
Some kind of map?
**[02:34] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[02:36] ---**
Is this...?
**[02:42] ---**
Keroro: Buried Treasure Special, Sir!
**[02:55] ---**
Gero? There's buried treasure?
**[02:57] ---**
Yeah. And this map shows where it's hidden!
**[03:02] ---**
But why would it be at Grandma's house?
**[03:05] ---**
That I don't know,
**[03:06] ---**
but there are legends of
buried treasure all over Japan.
**[03:11] ---**
This must be one of them.
**[03:15] ---**
Just like on the map,
three trees in a row and a shrine!
**[03:18] ---**
Yeah! This place is definitely
shown on the map.
**[03:22] ---**
Yahoo!
**[03:25] ---**
Commence the operation, sir!
**[03:28] ---**
What are you doing, Sarge?
**[03:30] ---**
Buried treasure! Buried treasure!
**[03:37] ---**
Where shall I dig? How many km deep is it?
**[03:40] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Treasure Treasure
**[03:42] ---**
With our military technology,
**[03:45] ---**
digging up the buried treasure
will be a cinch!
**[03:48] ---**
That's no good, Sarge!
**[03:50] ---**
If you used that to dig,
it would destroy the treasure.
**[03:54] ---**
Gero?
**[03:55] ---**
Besides, they didn't have the technology to
bury treasure really deep a long time ago.
**[03:59] ---**
Is that right?
**[04:01] ---**
In the first place,
**[04:03] ---**
buried treasure was meant to be used
right away if something came up,
**[04:06] ---**
so there would be no point if
digging it up was a major effort.
***SIGN*** Buried Treasure
**[04:09] ---**
Really?
**[04:10] ---**
Dry curry is in a milk carton.
**[04:14] ---**
Then how...?
**[04:17] ---**
They start to dig.
**[04:19] ---**
I-If I'd known we'd be doing this,
**[04:21] ---**
I would've brought along a
manual labor specialist, sir!
**[04:25] ---**
A manual labor specialist.
***SIGN*** Manual Labor Specialist
**[04:27] ---**
Who is?!
**[04:34] ---**
Th-This could be it!
**[04:39] ---**
Gero?
**[04:42] ---**
This brings back memories!
**[04:44] ---**
This stuff was important
to me when I was little.
**[04:47] ---**
I must have drawn that treasure
map myself a long time ago.
**[04:52] ---**
I totally forgot about it!
**[04:54] ---**
Sorry it's not buried treasure, Sarge.
**[04:57] ---**
Th-That's okay...
**[04:59] ---**
I'm happy that you discovered
**[05:01] ---**
your treasure, Master Fuyuki.
**[05:06] ---**
Gero?
**[05:09] ---**
Sarge?
**[05:10] ---**
Gero!
**[05:12] ---**
Sarge!
**[05:14] ---**
Gero...
**[05:16] ---**
Ow...
**[05:19] ---**
Gero?! Wh-What's this?
**[05:20] ---**
Something that seems to be buried treasure
**[05:22] ---**
has appeared right before our eyes.
**[05:25] ---**
And what is inside the chest?
**[05:34] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
***SIGN*** Herbal Medicine
**[05:36] ---**
What's wrong? Let's go.
**[05:39] ---**
W-Why are you wearing that
strange outfit, Corporal Giroro?
**[05:44] ---**
What are you talking about?
***SIGN*** Herbal Medicine
**[05:46] ---**
We are disguised as herbal medicine peddlers
**[05:48] ---**
while on an important mission, of course!
**[05:52] ---**
Mission?
**[05:53] ---**
What was that again?
**[05:54] ---**
Have you forgotten, you lout?!
**[05:57] ---**
I want you two to hide my precious
money deep in the mountains.
***SIGN*** Money
**[06:02] ---**
There may be villains
targeting it on your journey,
***SIGN*** Money
**[06:05] ---**
so be very careful.
**[06:08] ---**
Yes, my lord!
**[06:10] ---**
Now I remember...
**[06:12] ---**
You have spent every waking day
in idle pleasure,
**[06:15] ---**
yet have been given this important role.
***SIGN*** Money
**[06:17] ---**
Think of it as a chance
to prove yourself worthy.
**[06:19] ---**
Let's take a break there! A break!
**[06:22] ---**
Hey! Keroro!
**[06:24] ---**
Are you listening to me?!
***SIGN*** Sumire Teahouse
***SIGN*** Sweet Dumplings
**[06:26] ---**
I'll take Instant Dumplings!
**[06:28] ---**
Certainly. Coming right up.
**[06:30] ---**
Oh, herbal medicine salesmen.
**[06:33] ---**
I imagine your pack is heavy.
**[06:34] ---**
Oh, that?
**[06:36] ---**
That's actually our lord's money...
**[06:38] ---**
Who would blab about that
at a place like this?!
**[06:40] ---**
Anyone could be listening!
**[06:42] ---**
Sheesh, you're such a worrywart.
**[06:44] ---**
It's fine!
**[06:46] ---**
You're something else...
**[06:49] ---**
Look!
**[06:50] ---**
The rare high complete Samurai Gundam model!
***SIGN*** Wood Carving
**[06:53] ---**
A wood carving, actually.
**[06:54] ---**
That's so cool! Look at that detail!
**[06:58] ---**
That's the last one we have.
**[07:01] ---**
Or, like, only copy?
**[07:02] ---**
Gero...
**[07:07] ---**
Idiot! What are you thinking?!
**[07:09] ---**
This is our lord's precious money!
**[07:11] ---**
Oh, what's the harm? He wouldn't know
it if just a little bit was gone!
**[07:15] ---**
There is harm!
**[07:22] ---**
I should've bought it.
**[07:24] ---**
I wonder if someone else got it after that...
**[07:30] ---**
Gero!
**[07:31] ---**
Samurai Gundam is right here!
**[07:33] ---**
Yes! I'm so lucky!
**[07:35] ---**
Strange... What would it be doing there?
**[07:40] ---**
Curses! A trap?!
**[07:43] ---**
Who are you?!
**[07:45] ---**
You're going to leave behind...
**[07:47] ---**
...the treasure in that box!
**[07:49] ---**
My apologies, but we're
all sold out of medicine.
**[07:51] ---**
That's right! Buy it somewhere else!
**[07:53] ---**
I have no fondness for needless killing...
**[07:56] ---**
...but you leave us no choice.
**[07:59] ---**
Let's get out of here, Keroro!
**[08:01] ---**
Gero!
**[08:20] ---**
It's only a matter of time
before they find us.
**[08:23] ---**
Since it's come to this,
**[08:25] ---**
let's give them the money!
**[08:28] ---**
Idiot! Put that back!
**[08:29] ---**
After all, we may at least be able
to get away with our lives this way!
**[08:32] ---**
Don't you have any pride as a samurai?!
**[08:36] ---**
Gero?
**[08:37] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[08:40] ---**
There never was any money in here?
**[08:47] ---**
We were just decoys...
**[08:49] ---**
Well, when you think about it,
***SIGN*** Paper-Pushing Vassal
**[08:52] ---**
I've always been a vassal
with a meaningless desk job,
**[08:54] ---**
so our lord would never give me
an important role like this.
**[08:58] ---**
Of course!
**[09:00] ---**
As if I would trust you two to
carry out an important mission!
**[09:04] ---**
B-Both of us?
**[09:06] ---**
You group me together with Keroro?!
**[09:08] ---**
I'm sure somebody else is carrying
the real thing right now.
**[09:12] ---**
Super mochicourse!
***SIGN*** Herbal Medicine
***SIGN*** The real thing
**[09:15] ---**
So our role is to draw away
the enemies, huh?
**[09:19] ---**
In that case...
**[09:22] ---**
...there's only one thing to do!
**[09:24] ---**
Keroro!
**[09:26] ---**
Hey, assassin Dororo-kun!
**[09:28] ---**
We've just been transporting a rock!
**[09:32] ---**
It's a shame, but it's also been exhausting!
**[09:37] ---**
Enough nonsense! It falls on deaf ears here!
**[09:40] ---**
Gero! You don't believe me?!
**[09:43] ---**
Th-Then I'll give you my Samurai Gundam...
**[09:47] ---**
Gero!
**[09:49] ---**
You do not know when to give up!
**[09:50] ---**
Just hand over the treasure!
**[09:56] ---**
That's one stubborn ninja!
**[09:59] ---**
And you're hopelessly naive.
**[10:01] ---**
All right...
**[10:03] ---**
We can't stall for much longer.
**[10:06] ---**
What?
**[10:07] ---**
Luring the enemy away...
**[10:10] ---**
That's our duty, Corporal Giroro.
**[10:14] ---**
You don't mean...
**[10:16] ---**
As a samurai, the least I can do
is carry out my role in the end.
**[10:21] ---**
That's not so bad.
**[10:24] ---**
Keroro...
**[10:26] ---**
I never thought I would hear that from you.
**[10:36] ---**
You two have no means of escape!
**[10:39] ---**
Do not throw away your lives!
**[10:42] ---**
I'm sorry for getting you
wrapped up in this, sir.
**[10:47] ---**
Tell me about it.
**[10:56] ---**
Keroro!
**[10:57] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[11:04] ---**
Sarge! Sarge!
**[11:07] ---**
Gero...
**[11:08] ---**
Are you okay?
**[11:10] ---**
Um... Where's the treasure?
**[11:14] ---**
Oof...
**[11:18] ---**
That doesn't really say "treasure" to me.
**[11:20] ---**
Oh...
**[11:22] ---**
I think maybe this was a treasure, too.
**[11:28] ---**
That's right. To the samurai who buried it,
**[11:31] ---**
this may have been the most
precious treasure of all.
**[11:47] ---**
What would you do
**[11:49] ---**
if a perfect duplicate of
yourself suddenly appeared
**[11:52] ---**
right in front of you?
**[11:56] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! Fukki! Natchi!
**[11:58] ---**
I'm back!
**[12:00] ---**
Gero? Tamama... What is this?
**[12:03] ---**
What? Tamama?
**[12:07] ---**
What's Tamama doing here?
**[12:08] ---**
How can that be possible?
**[12:10] ---**
What? I said I was going on
a trip with Momocchi, right?
**[12:15] ---**
Here are your souvenirs.
**[12:17] ---**
This is just weird...
**[12:19] ---**
Things have just gotten
interesting around here.
**[12:23] ---**
Strange. What's gotten into everyone?
**[12:26] ---**
How can there be two Tamamas?
**[12:29] ---**
Two?
**[12:31] ---**
Tama?
**[12:38] ---**
Tamama Versus Tamama, Sir!
**[12:45] ---**
It seems one of the copy robots
we used before is operating on its own.
**[12:51] ---**
Which is the real thing and
which is the copy robot?
**[12:55] ---**
Or, like, pinpoint phony?
**[12:57] ---**
But which is the real one?
**[13:00] ---**
Even their eyes are identical.
There is no way to tell them apart.
**[13:04] ---**
What are you talking about?!
We are totally different!
**[13:07] ---**
This one is obviously the copy!
**[13:09] ---**
Its eyes are slanted,
**[13:11] ---**
its got Santa's elf toes,
**[13:13] ---**
and even a switch on its back!
**[13:15] ---**
Now that you mention it, there do
seem to be slight differences...
**[13:19] ---**
...but I can't tell which is the genuine one.
**[13:23] ---**
Anyway, it's confusing, so hurry up
and do something about it.
**[13:26] ---**
All right, why don't we do this?
**[13:29] ---**
We'll compare the two and the real one
will be the one that's more Tamama-like.
**[13:32] ---**
Yeah. Since we can't tell them apart
physically, that's our only recourse.
**[13:38] ---**
So it'll be a Tamama versus
Tamama showdown, eh?
**[13:41] ---**
I have no objections, as long as
both of them engage in a fair fight.
**[13:46] ---**
So what do you say,
Tamama-kun and Tamama-kun?
**[13:50] ---**
Bring it on!
**[13:52] ---**
I will do my best to prove
that I am the real thing.
**[13:56] ---**
Just watch.
**[13:57] ---**
I'll expose this impostor
for what he really is!
***SIGN*** Sweet-gorging Contest
**[14:02] ---**
And so, starting with the
sweet-gorging contest!
**[14:06] ---**
There's no way I can lose
when it comes to pigging out on sweets!
**[14:09] ---**
I am not going to lose, either!
**[14:11] ---**
Ready? Go!
**[14:19] ---**
Hee hee hee. He is just a copy robot.
There is no way I'll lose.
**[14:24] ---**
But if I dare do this...
**[14:27] ---**
I'm stuffed!
**[14:29] ---**
I cannot eat another bite!
**[14:32] ---**
Act like we're neck and neck...
***SIGN*** Fake
**[14:35] ---**
I barely won!
**[14:37] ---**
Great job, sir!
**[14:40] ---**
You're definitely the one and only
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[14:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:44] ---**
I'll give Mr. Sergeant the gift
of a dramatic victory,
**[14:50] ---**
while thoroughly humiliating that
cheap fake with a great upset!
**[14:57] ---**
Now, that is the Tamama quality!
**[15:02] ---**
Oh, my! This Tamama-san
is positively voracious!
**[15:05] ---**
Or, like, endless stomach?
**[15:09] ---**
Gero? Then that's the real thing?
**[15:13] ---**
How dare the impostor...
**[15:16] ---**
...force me to get serious here?!
**[15:31] ---**
The first match ends in a draw!
***SIGN*** Tie
**[15:33] ---**
That was a heated battle, huh?
**[15:37] ---**
But now I've even less sure
about which one is real.
**[15:40] ---**
What have I done?
**[15:43] ---**
Tying with this third-rate copy...
**[15:48] ---**
Moving on to the
"Love for Mr. Sergeant" showdown!
***SIGN*** Love for Mr. Sergeant Showdown
**[15:52] ---**
Ready? Fight!
**[15:54] ---**
This is my Mr. Sergeant photo album!
***SIGN*** Mr. Sergeant
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[15:57] ---**
This is my Mr. Sergeant hug pillow!
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[15:59] ---**
My autograph of Mr. Sergeant
with a handprint!
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[16:03] ---**
Mr. Sergeant's home run ball!
**[16:05] ---**
I'll explain! For the
"Love for Mr. Sergeant" showdown,
***SIGN*** Talisman Sergeant Sergeant Keroro Breakdowns Sergeant Keroro
**[16:09] ---**
the winner is the one who has
greater depth of Mr. Sergeant goods.
**[16:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant Almighty Lunch Box!
**[16:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant eraser!
**[16:18] ---**
Another close battle!
**[16:20] ---**
Or, like, almost equal?
**[16:22] ---**
How about this?!
***SIGN*** Giant Machineda
**[16:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant Giant Machineder!
**[16:27] ---**
It's an extremely rare item
among Mr. Sergeant fans!
**[16:31] ---**
A Giant Machineder me variant?!
**[16:34] ---**
I have it too, naturally!
***SIGN*** Akagamakinniko
**[16:37] ---**
Oh, my! Two of the same extremely rare item!
**[16:42] ---**
That grin...
**[16:45] ---**
That breezy smile only appears
***SIGN*** Victory
**[16:48] ---**
when someone is certain of victory.
**[16:50] ---**
Why?
**[16:52] ---**
Carefully compare them.
**[16:54] ---**
Mine is a super-limited edition
with a Keron star sticker
**[16:57] ---**
that a friend of mine won at an event.
***SIGN*** Galaxy
**[17:02] ---**
It's Galaxy Sergeant Keroro!
**[17:05] ---**
Wh-What the heck event was that?!
**[17:08] ---**
I don't know myself, but I have a feeling
that's an awesome treasure!
**[17:12] ---**
I... I don't believe it...
**[17:15] ---**
Not even I have that...
**[17:18] ---**
The winner is this Tamama-san!
**[17:21] ---**
Just as expected.
**[17:24] ---**
And finally, the Tamama Impact showdown!
***SIGN*** Tamama Impact Showdown
**[17:28] ---**
You surprised me.
**[17:31] ---**
Even though you are a copy robot,
I am impressed by your level of competition.
**[17:35] ---**
And to show my respect, in the final event...
**[17:39] ---**
...I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[17:41] ---**
Ready? Fight!
**[17:44] ---**
Take this!
**[17:47] ---**
Tamama...
**[17:49] ---**
...Impact!
**[17:59] ---**
Fool... There's no way you can
beat the genuine Tamama Impact.
**[18:03] ---**
I'll show you who the genuine one is!
**[18:09] ---**
I-It can't be!
**[18:15] ---**
No!
**[18:27] ---**
So this is obviously the real one.
**[18:31] ---**
Of course! I would not lose to a fake!
**[18:35] ---**
That finally decided it...
**[18:37] ---**
N-No...
**[18:41] ---**
Everyone, please believe me...
**[18:46] ---**
I am the real one...
**[18:48] ---**
Tamama...
**[18:49] ---**
After all... After all...
**[18:52] ---**
...his eyes are totally different...
**[18:56] ---**
What about my eyes?
**[18:59] ---**
W-What...?
**[19:00] ---**
What about his feet?
**[19:02] ---**
The switch on his back?
**[19:07] ---**
Do not tell me...
**[19:14] ---**
Th-This is...
**[19:17] ---**
I am... the fake...
**[19:21] ---**
What's going on here?
**[19:24] ---**
That Tamama still claims to be...
**[19:27] ---**
It's because this copy robot
**[19:29] ---**
has all the memories of the original.
**[19:32] ---**
Then it really believed it was the real one?
**[19:41] ---**
I feel kind of sorry for it.
**[19:45] ---**
Up yours.
**[19:48] ---**
You are making them think
you have sympathy,
**[19:52] ---**
when you are actually laughing
your butt off on the inside.
**[19:54] ---**
Tamama...
**[19:56] ---**
That's not true! I...
**[19:59] ---**
Shut up, already.
I know what you are like.
**[20:03] ---**
No. I know what *I* am like.
**[20:08] ---**
Private Tamama...
**[20:09] ---**
You pretend to be amiable,
but you are black-hearted on the inside.
**[20:14] ---**
That is... That is...
***SIGN*** Tamama Quality
**[20:19] ---**
...the Tamama quality!
**[20:22] ---**
Take this!
***SIGN*** No fair
Why not me?
I'm envious
Lucky!
Jealousy
**[20:26] ---**
The true crapball!
***SIGN*** Crap!! Mr. Sergeant Jealousy I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[20:39] ---**
Ugh...
**[20:43] ---**
A copy robot?
**[20:45] ---**
Then I am...
**[20:52] ---**
Oh, jeez! I am the real one, after all!
**[20:56] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:02] ---**
Everyone is a fake?
**[21:06] ---**
I knew you could do it, Private Tamama!
That was a big help, sir!
**[21:10] ---**
Our invasion strategy was to switch
the real things with copy robots...
**[21:16] ---**
...but the robots went out of control...
**[21:20] ---**
...causing no end of grief.
**[21:24] ---**
Tamama-san looks incredibly worn-out,
**[21:28] ---**
but at least he knows he's the real thing.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Bam!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump!
**[23:07] ---**
Corporal Giroro here!
**[23:08] ---**
Natsumi here!
**[23:09] ---**
Giroro, you look a lot like
your father, right?
**[23:11] ---**
Yeah. Our faces may be similar.
***SIGN*** Snap
**[23:14] ---**
And the color of our bodies, too.
Although my old man has a double chin...
**[23:18] ---**
Then does your older brother, Galulu,
take after your mother?
***SIGN*** Boom
**[23:21] ---**
A-Actually...
**[23:22] ---**
That aside, my platoon needs a break, too!
**[23:25] ---**
"Galulu's Annoying Vacation, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's a full-length episode! How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E183 - Galulu's Annoying Vacation, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE4M4/galulus-annoying-vacation-sir)
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**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:06] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
**[00:07] [SONG] ---**
Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero-kero~!
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
I can't use my pencil
lead up to the very end.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
It is with much embarrassment,
but I have returned!
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
"Ureshihazukashinagara
kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to buy the meat for
the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
***SIGN*** Cheating
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
The snorer falls asleep first.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
The school trip was also to Keron.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
but it's only money off!
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high,
a roar rather than a yawn.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[00:51] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero-gero~!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
I had insider info,
but everyone knew it already.
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
From today, "Nippon" will be
known as "Keropon"!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
"Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I have 300 spam e-mails!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Please stop!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
"Yamete choudai!"
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
I tried hitting my PC,
but that still didn't fix it.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
I tried shaking my mobile,
but it still won't connect.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron is endless, maybe.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
Speeds Up Naming Keron!
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Toooo haaaaarsh!
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
"Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
***SIGN*** Schlorp
***SIGN*** Fall
**[01:32] ---**
It's definitely fall. And when you
think "fall," you think of...
**[01:36] [SONG] ---**
Baked sweet potatoes!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Who wants sweet,
delicious baked sweet potatoes?
**[01:43] ---**
No way! Not me...
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget
**[01:46] ---**
Forget it! I've already decided
to go on a diet starting today!
**[01:50] [SONG] ---**
Baked sweet potatoes!
**[01:54] [SONG] ---**
Potatoes!
***SIGN*** Potatoes!
**[01:56] ---**
That's it!
**[01:57] ---**
Eating just one potato
**[02:00] ---**
wouldn't suddenly put the pounds on!
***SIGN*** Diet
**[02:03] ---**
I'll start my diet tomorrow!
**[02:08] ---**
I'll take one! I'll take one!
**[02:11] [SONG] ---**
Baked sweet potatoes!
**[02:12] ---**
Baked sweet potato man!
***SIGN*** Potatoes!
**[02:15] [SONG] ---**
Potatoes!
***SIGN*** Gloom...
**[02:18] ---**
He drove away...
**[02:22] ---**
Your prey got away, eh?
**[02:25] ---**
On the battlefield, a moment's hesitation
is the difference between life and death.
**[02:29] ---**
You've gotten stronger,
**[02:31] ---**
but as a soldier,
you're still wet behind the ears...
***SIGN*** Whump
**[02:35] ---**
My house isn't a battlefield,
and I'm no soldier.
**[02:40] ---**
And it looks like you're still
wet behind the ears yourself.
**[02:42] ---**
What?!
**[02:43] ---**
That's correct!
**[02:45] ---**
Th-That voice...
**[02:48] ---**
To be attacked while leaving
yourself wide open...
**[02:51] ---**
You've failed on every level:
skills, mind, and body.
**[02:56] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:59] ---**
There he is! Giroro's big brother!
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro's Elder Brother Lieutenant Galulu
**[03:04] ---**
G-Galulu!
**[03:09] ---**
Galulu's Annoying Vacation, Sir!
***SIGN*** Warning!
**[03:16] ---**
W-We have a situation, Uncle!
**[03:18] ---**
Intruder alert, identifying code: Keron army!
**[03:22] ---**
Gero-yikes! That's...
**[03:25] ---**
That's... First Lieutenant Galulu!
**[03:27] ---**
Exactly. He's First Lieutenant Galulu,
commander of the Keron Army's Galulu Platoon.
***SIGN*** Lieutenant Galulu
**[03:32] ---**
He's Corporal Giroro's older brother,
and once battled the Keroro Platoon.
**[03:40] ---**
This tells me something might be up at HQ.
**[03:43] ---**
Or, like, hyper alert?
**[03:46] ---**
What is he doing here?
**[03:47] ---**
I am frightened!
**[03:53] ---**
You're as strong as ever,
**[03:55] ---**
Pekoponian female soldier.
**[03:57] ---**
W-Who are you calling a female soldier?!
**[04:00] ---**
Even the members of the war council
**[04:03] ---**
couldn't hide their fear
at your battle prowess.
**[04:06] ---**
For the time being, it seems they're inclined
to have you continue the mission here.
**[04:11] ---**
That's good news, isn't it, Giroro?
**[04:13] ---**
From the start, we've been the only ones
who could invade Pekopon!
**[04:18] ---**
B-But anyway, what have you come here for?
**[04:20] ---**
What's your plan this time?!
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Silence
**[04:42] ---**
Silence.
**[04:49] ---**
I'm on vacation.
***SIGN*** Whump
**[04:51] ---**
B-Bro!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[04:53] ---**
You could've just told me that
without the gut-wrenching pause!
***SIGN*** Snap
***SIGN*** Bro?
**[04:57] ---**
"Bro," is it?
**[04:58] ---**
No! I mean Galulu!
***SIGN*** No! I mean Galulu!
**[05:00] ---**
D-Don't tell me he's here to visit...
**[05:04] ---**
Or, like, funded furlough?
**[05:08] ---**
The corporal's big brother!
**[05:10] ---**
You've come to have fun on Earth again, huh?
**[05:12] ---**
Hey, long time no see!
**[05:15] ---**
I get a lot of reports on you two.
**[05:18] ---**
I admire the way you keep a tight leash
on the Keroro Platoon.
**[05:22] ---**
There may eventually come a time when
our paths will cross while I'm on a mission,
**[05:26] ---**
but today I'm here on vacation.
**[05:29] ---**
And I'll be a burden to you.
**[05:30] ---**
Not at all! You're always welcome here!
**[05:34] ---**
Come on in!
**[05:35] ---**
I appreciate your hospitality.
**[05:38] ---**
Don't mind if I do.
**[05:46] ---**
Sheesh. Fuyuki...
**[05:50] ---**
I apologize for entering the field
in the middle of your operation!
**[05:54] ---**
Today, our ranks mean nothing.
I'm here solely as a civilian.
**[05:58] ---**
N-Not at all. Um... I apologize for not
giving you a more hospitable welcome...
**[06:03] ---**
A long-term stay on the front line
**[06:05] ---**
is something that even I wish to avoid,
**[06:07] ---**
but you're doing your best, Keroro-kun.
**[06:09] ---**
Oh, not really...
**[06:12] ---**
He seems to be in a better mood than usual.
**[06:15] ---**
Or, like, dual nature?
**[06:17] ---**
It's because he's a pro through and through.
**[06:20] ---**
I can't keep up with his switches
between public and private life.
**[06:24] ---**
I'll put some tea on.
**[06:27] ---**
Or, like, common comrade?
***SIGN*** Universal Brotherhood
**[06:30] ---**
No, don't bother.
**[06:31] ---**
I'm here for a reason.
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[06:34] ---**
A reason?!
**[06:36] ---**
Giroro, did you ask Dad for a favor?
***SIGN*** Ba-dump!
**[06:41] ---**
I really intended to spend my vacation
relaxing at the old homestead,
**[06:45] ---**
but Dad wanted me to give you this.
**[06:50] ---**
He also told me to bring this over.
**[06:54] ---**
There are souvenirs here for the
rest of you, too, so please...
**[06:57] ---**
S-Seriously?!
**[06:58] ---**
Yay!
**[07:00] ---**
This is a nostalgic flavor!
**[07:02] ---**
A Space Happy Set!
**[07:05] ---**
66 different varieties!
**[07:08] ---**
But this is what you asked
the old man for, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Gulp
***SIGN*** Carbohydrate-based Plant
**[07:12] ---**
Apparently, a carbohydrate-based plant.
**[07:15] ---**
It's been reverse growth compressed,
**[07:18] ---**
so if you plant it in Pekoponian ground,
it'll grow within minutes.
**[07:21] ---**
H-He...
***SIGN*** Carbohydrate-based Plant Dealer Deliciousness Guaranteed!
***SIGN*** Sold Out
**[07:28] ---**
I asked Dad for it because
I wanted to please Natsumi.
**[07:32] ---**
Dad, if they have it...
**[07:34] ---**
Yeah. Please.
**[07:36] ---**
Old man!
**[07:38] ---**
You didn't have to send Bro
over here to deliver it!
**[07:42] ---**
An ingredient?
**[07:43] ---**
N-No! I-It's not important!
**[07:50] ---**
This is the space okonomiyaki FX special,
***SIGN*** Space Sojourn
**[07:53] ---**
popularized by that famous
space show, *Space Sojourn!*
***SIGN*** Space Okonomiyaki
**[07:59] ---**
I can have it?!
**[08:00] ---**
Keep working hard.
**[08:02] ---**
Gero!
**[08:03] ---**
Maybe I'll make it right now!
**[08:05] ---**
Or maybe it'd be better if
I saved it for a rainy day!
**[08:08] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama will help you, sir!
**[08:10] ---**
Yay!
**[08:10] ---**
I'll help, too!
**[08:13] ---**
Or, like, local dishes?
**[08:16] ---**
Well, then...
**[08:17] ---**
A-Are you going back?
**[08:19] ---**
No. I'm going to help you with that.
**[08:22] ---**
I don't often get a chance to
see a carbohydrate-based plant.
**[08:26] ---**
That's okay! I'll do it myself!
**[08:29] ---**
Oh, don't be like that!
**[08:31] ---**
I'm sure you're busy, right?
**[08:32] ---**
I have time.
**[08:33] ---**
Hurry up and go home!
**[08:34] ---**
I only just got here.
**[08:35] ---**
I'll do it by myself!
**[08:36] ---**
I can do it!
**[08:37] ---**
Brothers are a fine thing.
**[08:37] ---**
No, you can't.
**[08:38] ---**
You're so pushy!
**[08:39] ---**
This is too funny!
**[08:42] ---**
Hey, has the corporal's
big brother gone home?
**[08:45] ---**
No, he's still here, sir!
**[08:47] ---**
He should have lunch with us
before he goes back.
**[08:49] ---**
Right, Sis?
**[08:52] ---**
Y-Yeah... Good idea...
***SIGN*** The truth is, I want him
to go back home soon.
**[08:55] ---**
Shouldn't you hang out with him, Sarge?
**[08:58] ---**
I mean, he's come all this way...
**[09:00] ---**
Well...
**[09:01] ---**
The thing is, I never really
have anything to say to him.
***SIGN*** It's always awkward being around him...
**[09:08] ---**
What's the corporal's big brother like?
**[09:10] ---**
I do not really know either, so I am curious.
**[09:13] ---**
Well, let's see...
**[09:16] ---**
If I think back...
**[09:18] ---**
Yes. That was...
**[09:20] ---**
...early one summer afternoon.
**[09:24] ---**
Even now, it crosses my mind sometimes.
**[09:29] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[09:31] ---**
Let's play!
**[09:33] ---**
Giroro-kun! Come on, let's play!
**[09:41] ---**
That's strange.
**[09:43] ---**
Aren't you home, Giroro-kun?!
***SIGN*** Silence
***SIGN*** Boom Boom Boom Boom
**[09:54] ---**
Hi, Giroro.
**[09:55] ---**
Sorry. I couldn't hear you.
**[09:57] ---**
That's okay. But what's this noise?
**[10:00] ---**
My brother bought a stereo.
**[10:03] ---**
What? I can't hear you!
**[10:05] ---**
My big brother bought a stereo!
**[10:08] ---**
What was that?!
**[10:09] ---**
My brother bought a stereo!
**[10:11] ---**
Your mother sought a stairway?!
**[10:14] ---**
My brother bought a stereo!
**[10:19] ---**
I guess that's how he was.
**[10:20] ---**
He was... how?
**[10:24] ---**
The big brother of a friend
is close, yet far away.
**[10:28] ---**
Huh, really?
***SIGN*** Pat Pat
Pat Pat
**[10:30] ---**
How's that?
**[10:31] ---**
Good.
**[10:32] ---**
It should bud shortly.
**[10:34] ---**
They're called potatoes on Pekopon.
**[10:36] ---**
Potatoes?
**[10:38] ---**
I've heard that before
on the planet Dekansho.
**[10:41] ---**
Corporal, let's have lunch.
**[10:43] ---**
Well? Are you up for a Pekopon meal?
**[10:46] ---**
Yeah. I could eat.
**[10:49] ---**
Then come on in.
**[10:50] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:57] ---**
So First Lieutenant Galulu,
Giroro's big brother, has come for a visit...
**[11:11] ---**
Drip!
**[11:11] ---**
Drip.
**[11:12] ---**
Drip!
**[11:12] ---**
Drip.
**[11:20] ---**
He can't get the hang of it.
**[11:31] ---**
Good.
**[11:32] ---**
Whoa!
***SIGN*** Ack!
**[11:46] ---**
Now that's what I call a carbohydrate-based
plant growing abnormally large in Earth soil.
**[11:49] ---**
Specifically, it's an invasive alien species
that has mutated on Earth.
**[11:53] ---**
Its designation: YMO-104!
***SIGN*** YMO-104
**[11:56] ---**
Potato!
***SIGN*** Potato!
**[11:58] ---**
W-What is that?!
**[12:01] ---**
I see. This is just like the old man.
**[12:04] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[12:06] ---**
I have no idea, sir!
**[12:10] ---**
It seems Dad wants to impart that old chestnut,
"You wanna eat, you gotta work."
***SIGN*** You Wanna Eat, You Gotta Work
**[12:15] ---**
Does that translate into Pekoponian?
**[12:17] ---**
Tch! My mistake, asking Dad for a favor.
**[12:27] ---**
It aims to escape.
**[12:32] ---**
Potato!
**[12:36] ---**
Rendering it invisible with the anti-barrier
should buy us some time by forestalling a panic!
**[12:40] ---**
Good judgment call!
**[12:44] ---**
Just a matter of course.
**[12:49] ---**
Gero!
**[12:55] ---**
Come what may,
***SIGN*** Like
**[12:57] ---**
it's clear the rest of us must not
interfere with those two.
**[12:59] ---**
Locked on target!
**[13:02] ---**
It's not moving that fast.
We should be able to take it out easily!
**[13:05] ---**
You're on vacation, remember?
**[13:07] ---**
I can handle this myself!
**[13:14] ---**
I see.
**[13:16] ---**
All right! This mission is
gonna be completed right here!
**[13:24] ---**
It lit its own rump on fire and increased
its speed with combustion gas?!
***SIGN*** D-Don't tell me...
**[13:29] ---**
Oh, no! The stray shot!
**[13:35] ---**
Galulu!
**[13:36] ---**
You underestimated the enemy's abilities.
**[13:38] ---**
You chose the wrong weapon to use.
**[13:40] ---**
Two overlapping mistakes on the battlefield
will get the whole platoon annihilated.
**[13:46] ---**
Think about why Dad went to the trouble
of having me bring that here.
**[13:52] ---**
To me, he might as well have spelled it out.
**[13:57] ---**
"If you two think you can
handle this, then do it!"
***SIGN*** If you two think you can handle this, then do it!
**[14:00] ---**
Let's go!
**[14:06] ---**
Potato!
**[14:09] ---**
Let's do a combination attack, Giroro!
**[14:11] ---**
R-Right!
**[14:30] ---**
This feels strange.
**[14:33] ---**
Am I playing with my big brother?
**[14:46] ---**
Cut it out!
**[14:48] ---**
This is our base!
**[14:50] ---**
What's that?!
**[14:52] ---**
We told you to give it to us.
**[14:58] ---**
K-Knock it off!
**[15:02] ---**
Go on, get lost!
**[15:11] ---**
G-Giroro's big brother?
**[15:14] ---**
Bro...
**[15:16] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[15:21] ---**
This is a good-natured animal.
**[15:24] ---**
It won't attack unless you lash out at it.
**[15:28] ---**
This guy...
**[15:29] ---**
He's the newbie at youth training school
that everybody's talking about.
**[15:34] ---**
Fellas, it seems like they've
already staked their claim here.
**[15:36] ---**
Sorry, but I'd like you two to withdraw.
**[15:39] ---**
Hey, come with us.
**[15:41] ---**
Let's talk.
**[15:51] ---**
I was so scared that I
couldn't move for a while.
**[15:55] ---**
I-Is he gonna be okay?
**[15:58] ---**
He'll be fine. My brother is strong.
**[16:06] ---**
Bro! How?!
**[16:08] ---**
You're strong, so those guys shouldn't
have been able to beat you!
**[16:13] ---**
Military results.
**[16:15] ---**
Territory seized by the enemy: 0%.
**[16:18] ---**
Territory maintained by our side: 100%.
**[16:23] ---**
On top of that, to get at the
truth through discussion,
**[16:28] ---**
they're going to be tried
by court-martial.
**[16:31] ---**
The price for it was the damage done to me,
but that will disappear in a few days.
**[16:36] ---**
In other words...
**[16:38] ---**
...our side has won a perfect victory.
**[16:41] ---**
I didn't really understand
everything my brother said...
**[16:48] ---**
...but several days later,
**[16:50] ---**
those delinquents were
kicked out of the training school.
**[16:53] ---**
Apparently, the instructor
saw the whole thing.
***SIGN*** Instructor
**[17:01] ---**
Concentrate, Giroro!
**[17:05] ---**
Crap!
**[17:07] ---**
Giroro! Tch!
**[17:09] ---**
I wanted to have a little more fun...
**[17:15] ---**
...but this is where I bake it!
***SIGN*** Tamagawa
**[17:23] ---**
Mission complete!
**[17:26] ---**
B-Beam coating?!
**[17:29] ---**
Old man!
**[17:41] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[17:44] ---**
Giant or not,
you look like a tasty potato!
**[17:59] ---**
S-Shoot!
**[18:03] ---**
I'll cover you! Attack it from the bottom!
**[18:05] ---**
Gotcha! I'm counting on you!
***SIGN*** Pop!
***SIGN*** Tamagawa
**[19:02] ---**
Sorry I got in the way
of you two brothers handling it.
**[19:07] ---**
But if you wanna eat, you gotta work, right?
**[19:11] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[19:15] ---**
Giroro... is this what you found on Pekopon?
**[19:20] ---**
Are you okay, Giroro?
**[19:29] ---**
I realized that Dad was right.
**[19:32] ---**
Both of us still have a long ways to go.
**[19:34] ---**
Still, I should never have
asked the old man for a favor!
**[19:38] ---**
Thanks to that, I've been here
longer than I anticipated.
**[19:41] ---**
I'm going back now, though.
**[19:48] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:51] ---**
How is Pekopon?
**[19:52] ---**
G-Good.
**[19:55] ---**
It's a worthwhile place.
**[19:59] ---**
I see...
**[20:11] ---**
Goodbye!
**[20:13] ---**
Corporal's big brother, goodbye!
**[20:17] ---**
Come again sometime!
**[20:28] ---**
Whew!
**[20:29] ---**
Now that Master Galulu has gone home,
**[20:32] ---**
I'll make the space
okonomiyaki FX special, sir!
**[20:36] ---**
Yay! We finally get to eat it!
***SIGN*** Took home some YMO-104
**[20:41] ---**
Delicious!
**[20:46] ---**
This potato is the best!
**[20:49] ---**
Of course it is, after all the trouble
we went through for it.
**[20:52] ---**
I'm the one who beat it, remember?
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[20:57] ---**
Hey, is your brother a nice guy?
**[21:04] ---**
Like I can evaluate my own blood?!
**[21:13] ---**
Thanks.
**[21:15] ---**
The relationship between Giroro and his
brother has deepened just a little.
**[21:18] ---**
That's the kind of autumn night it is.
**[21:21] ---**
Help!
***SIGN*** Help!
***SIGN*** Space Okonomiyaki FX Special
**[21:30] ---**
If you wanna eat it, you'd better beat it.
**[21:31] ---**
But I'm saying I need your help!
**[21:34] ---**
Help!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Occult Busters
**[23:07] ---**
Momoka here.
**[23:08] ---**
Chiruyo here.
**[23:09] ---**
I hear the Occult Club's theme for the school
festival is going to be supernatural powers?
**[23:12] ---**
Yes. Fuyuki-kun said a lot
of his personal acquaintances
**[23:15] ---**
are ghosts and aliens,
so it's hard to use them.
**[23:18] ---**
True, comedic aliens wouldn't impress anyone.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[23:21] ---**
That aside, Strada 5!
**[23:23] ---**
"Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E184 - Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir! / Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PN7P/fuyuki-occult-school-festival-sir--natsumi-romeo-and-juliet-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy School Festival
**[01:31] ---**
Today is Kissho Academy's school festival.
***SIGN*** Occult Club Research Presentation
**[01:34] ---**
Don't miss the wave
**[01:36] ---**
of the talk of the town,
the Occult Club's research presentation.
**[01:41] ---**
It starts at 2:00 in the audiovisual room.
***SIGN*** Occult Club Research Presentation Don't miss it!
**[01:49] ---**
W-W-W-What are we gonna do?
**[01:52] ---**
I didn't expect all of these people...
**[01:53] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Let's do our best
for the sake of the Occult Club!
**[01:57] ---**
Yeah. You're right.
**[02:00] ---**
There's just one thing we should do.
**[02:02] ---**
Announce the results of all our
research with everything we've got!
***SIGN*** Stage
**[02:06] ---**
That's the spirit!
**[02:11] ---**
Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir!
**[02:16] ---**
Welcome to the Occult Club's
research presentation, everyone.
**[02:21] ---**
The theme for today is
"Do Paranormal Powers Exist?"
**[02:28] ---**
As you can see, paranormal powers were researched
during the Cold War between the U.S...
***SIGN*** Extrasensory Perception Psychokinesis
**[02:33] ---**
Paranormal powers?
**[02:34] ---**
What nonsense!
***SIGN*** Barley Tea
***SIGN*** Chocolate
***SIGN*** Stage Entrance
**[02:41] ---**
Y-You!
**[02:43] ---**
You battled him before
at the occult tournament!
**[02:46] ---**
That's right! The representative of
Yomotsuhirasaka Academy's Occult Club!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[02:50] ---**
And he goes by...
***SIGN*** Occult Joe
Barley Tea
**[02:51] ---**
...Occult Joe!
**[02:53] ---**
U-Um... you said "nonsense"?
**[02:56] ---**
What do you mean?
**[02:59] ---**
The answer to that is right behind you.
**[03:02] ---**
Look!
**[03:04] ---**
If you touch your index fingers
together in front of you...
**[03:10] ---**
...a wiener will appear in the air!
***SIGN*** Weiner?
**[03:12] ---**
You can try this at home, too!
***SIGN*** Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
**[03:15] ---**
It really is a wiener!
**[03:16] ---**
Wow! It looks delicious!
**[03:18] ---**
Excuse me!
**[03:19] ---**
This is the Occult Club
research presentation!
**[03:23] ---**
Long time no see.
**[03:26] ---**
Perchak!
**[03:29] ---**
This is the leader of the Magatama Girls'
Academy Occult Club, and her name is...
***SIGN*** Clay Figure
**[03:34] ---**
Clay Figure Sally!
***SIGN*** Sally
**[03:36] ---**
As you can see.
**[03:37] ---**
Wh-What are you two doing here?!
**[03:41] ---**
Attention, please! Occult Buster!
**[03:46] ---**
The meeting place is
Kissho Academy's audiovisual room.
**[03:49] ---**
Dash and dash! Period!
**[03:52] ---**
Occult Buster...
***SIGN*** Occult Buster Joe
**[03:55] ---**
...Joe!
**[03:59] ---**
The same!
**[04:00] ---**
Occult Buster...
**[04:03] ---**
...Sally!
***SIGN*** Occult Buster Sally
**[04:04] ---**
Occult Buster?!
**[04:06] ---**
That's right. After that last battle,
we had a change of heart.
**[04:11] ---**
A change of heart?
**[04:13] ---**
Look at this!
**[04:15] ---**
These two gleaming coins at my fingertips!
**[04:20] ---**
If I make them move quickly like this...
**[04:24] ---**
...there's a third coin!
***SIGN*** Three Coins?
**[04:26] ---**
You can try this at home, too!
**[04:28] ---**
I call it Shining Fingers!
***SIGN*** Shining Fingers
**[04:32] ---**
What do you think of my paranormal powers?
**[04:35] ---**
Th-Those are just tricks,
not paranormal powers!
**[04:39] ---**
You just gave away the game.
**[04:42] ---**
The paranormal powers
you're trying to explain,
**[04:44] ---**
isn't that all they are? Cheap tricks?
**[04:48] ---**
No...
**[04:49] ---**
Well, well.
**[04:52] ---**
We haven't seen them for a while!
The Kissho Academy Newspaper Club!
**[04:56] ---**
I suppose the headline for the
school festival special edition
**[04:59] ---**
will be "Occult Club's Research
Presentation a Massive Failure."
**[05:04] ---**
Don't tell me you invited them...
**[05:07] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about.
**[05:09] ---**
Anyway, Occult Busters
versus the Occult Club.
**[05:13] ---**
Now that's an interesting presentation.
**[05:19] ---**
Paul, do you read me?
**[05:21] ---**
At your service, milady Momoko.
***SIGN*** Occult Club This Way
**[05:23] ---**
I need you to bring over a psychic or UFO
or UMA or ghost, anything, right now!
**[05:28] ---**
That's a tall order...
**[05:30] ---**
I said right now!
**[05:32] ---**
Got it?!
**[05:34] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[05:36] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[05:37] ---**
Let's continue.
**[05:39] ---**
Continue?
**[05:40] ---**
We just started with our presentation.
**[05:44] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:45] ---**
Everyone, paranormal powers do exist!
**[05:49] ---**
For example, please look at this!
***SIGN*** Film File
**[05:52] ---**
The majority of spoon-bending is faked,
**[05:56] ---**
but there are cases that
just can't be explained.
**[06:00] ---**
Look, an ordinary pencil.
**[06:03] ---**
I am now going to bend it!
**[06:06] ---**
Nagasunehiko!
***SIGN*** Looks like it's bending?
**[06:12] ---**
You can try it at home, too!
**[06:14] ---**
It's true! It's like a noodle!
**[06:16] ---**
Wow!
**[06:19] ---**
Look, I can do it with a spoon, too!
**[06:22] ---**
That's just a trick that relies
on an optical illusion!
**[06:24] ---**
Exactly! Tricks!
**[06:26] ---**
What you're talking about is actually
along the same lines, isn't it?
**[06:32] ---**
No!
**[06:32] ---**
How is it any different?
**[06:34] ---**
If you disagree, can you show us an
alien or ghost right here and now?
**[06:38] ---**
Th-That would be...
**[06:41] ---**
Kerorin!
**[06:43] ---**
I can't make a spectacle out of my friend!
***SIGN*** Alien
**[06:47] ---**
For me, that would...
**[06:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:53] ---**
Yummy, yummy!
***SIGN*** K Famous Brand Instant Dumplings 1,000 Yen Per Box
**[06:55] ---**
Genuine instant dumplings!
**[06:58] ---**
Come one, come all!
***SIGN*** Keroro Brand
**[07:00] ---**
I didn't think they would be so popular!
**[07:03] ---**
Or, like, thriving business?
**[07:05] ---**
We are almost out of sweet bean paste!
**[07:09] ---**
If we're out of sweet bean paste,
how about putting in curry?
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Sweet
**[07:11] ---**
Somebody go buy some more!
**[07:15] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[07:17] ---**
We're short-handed, so we can
use all the help can we get.
**[07:26] ---**
No good. I can't get through.
**[07:29] ---**
Have you ever seen it?
In the end, the "occult"
**[07:32] ---**
is all trumped-up fabrications!
**[07:34] ---**
Certainly...
**[07:37] ---**
Certainly, there may well be many fakes.
**[07:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[07:41] ---**
So you admit it!
**[07:42] ---**
Then from today, you're an Occult Buster!
**[07:46] ---**
But...
**[07:47] ---**
But I don't know if it's as simple as that!
**[07:50] ---**
What?!
**[07:51] ---**
It's easy to refute something.
Anyone can do it.
**[07:55] ---**
But maybe it's more fun to find
the one truth among 100 lies
**[07:59] ---**
and then carefully investigate it.
**[08:05] ---**
I think that's how people have
made great discoveries up to now
**[08:08] ---**
and gotten to the bottom of hidden truths.
**[08:12] ---**
Nonsense!
**[08:13] ---**
That aside,
**[08:15] ---**
practical tricks are more fun!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[08:18] ---**
For example, these two books.
**[08:20] ---**
If you put the pages of the two
volumes together like this,
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[08:24] ---**
you can't pull them apart,
no matter how hard you try!
**[08:28] ---**
You can try this at home, too!
**[08:30] ---**
Just be careful not to
damage your favorite books.
***SIGN*** Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
**[08:34] ---**
It's true!
**[08:37] ---**
Well? Can we call this a
mysterious spiritual phenomenon?
**[08:41] ---**
You see? Everyone's having
a much better time with this
**[08:45] ---**
than occult phenomenon
which may not even exist.
**[08:48] ---**
I... Even so, I...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[09:00] ---**
What's that sound?
**[09:01] ---**
Maybe...
***SIGN*** Occult
**[09:10] ---**
I was right...
**[09:11] ---**
What is it?
**[09:13] ---**
A poltergeist phenomenon.
**[09:14] ---**
A German word, literally
meaning "noisy ghost."
***SIGN*** Poltergeist Phenomenon
***SIGN*** (from the German word* poltergeist*,
literally "noisy ghost")
**[09:17] ---**
It's one form of spiritual phenomenon.
**[09:19] ---**
What?!
**[09:19] ---**
That can't be!
**[09:20] ---**
Then those sounds, too?
**[09:23] ---**
That was "rapping,"
which also has a deep connection
**[09:26] ---**
to spiritual phenomenon.
**[09:27] ---**
I... I'm scared!
**[09:29] ---**
It feels like the temperature
has suddenly dropped...
**[09:34] ---**
You knew it was me?
**[09:36] ---**
So that was you, Omiyo-san!
**[09:41] ---**
I was suddenly summoned to help out
with the instant dumplings,
**[09:45] ---**
but I got lost inside the school...
**[09:48] ---**
Still, thanks to that, I was
able to help you two out a bit!
**[09:53] ---**
So that's how it happened!
**[09:54] ---**
Thank you, Omiyo-san.
**[09:56] ---**
You're welcome!
***SIGN*** Occult Club
Research Presentation
**[10:06] ---**
What was that in there?
**[10:08] ---**
It had to be an Occult Club hoax.
**[10:10] ---**
Let's go home.
**[10:15] ---**
Even though it was supposed to
be a research presentation...
**[10:18] ---**
We lost.
**[10:21] ---**
The audience here didn't realize it...
**[10:23] ---**
...but that was definitely
a genuine spiritual phenomenon.
**[10:27] ---**
I apologize!
**[10:28] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[10:29] ---**
H-Hey...
**[10:31] ---**
Actually, after we lost
at the occult tournament,
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[10:35] ---**
we were both derided as
supernatural hoaxsters at school.
**[10:38] ---**
Driven to desperation, we took
on the name Occult Busters.
***SIGN*** Occult Busters
**[10:46] ---**
Really...
**[10:47] ---**
But after seeing this spiritual phenomenon...
**[10:51] ---**
...my eyes have been opened!
**[10:53] ---**
We love the occult, after all!
**[10:56] ---**
This decides what the article's
going to be about.
**[11:00] ---**
"Even Other Schools
Recognize the Greatness
**[11:01] ---**
of Kissho Academy's Occult Club."
**[11:04] ---**
Wait!
**[11:05] ---**
I don't remember giving permission
for a headline like that!
***SIGN*** Sub-menu Film Zoom
**[11:09] ---**
Isn't this a good shot?
**[11:12] ---**
We'd better run this too, right, Desk Chief?
**[11:16] ---**
Why?! Darn it!
**[11:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun. This year's presentation
was really hectic,
**[11:25] ---**
but let's make next year's
Occult Club research presentation
**[11:28] ---**
even more exciting!
**[11:30] ---**
Yeah, of course!
**[11:32] ---**
Both of us, Nishizawa-san!
**[11:33] ---**
R-Right!
***SIGN*** Occult
**[11:35] ---**
The two of us can do our best!
**[11:37] ---**
Joe-san and Sally-san, too!
**[11:41] ---**
You'll help us, won't you?
**[11:43] ---**
O-Of course!
**[11:45] ---**
I'd love to!
**[11:56] ---**
With a renewed determination,
**[11:58] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is sure to show us a wonderful
research presentation at next year's festival.
**[12:03] ---**
But meanwhile...
**[12:05] ---**
No way!
***SIGN*** Today Only: Romeo and Juliet
**[12:07] ---**
...Natsumi-chan is in dire straits!
**[12:09] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Thai Ramen Crepes Okonomiyaki
**[12:19] ---**
Back at Kissho Academy's
annual school festival.
**[12:21] ---**
It seems the highlight in the gym
is Natsumi's class's production
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
**[12:24] ---**
of *Romeo and Juliet.*
**[12:29] ---**
Really?!
**[12:30] ---**
Due to unseasonal colds and food poisoning...
**[12:32] ---**
...we're down eight boys and five girls!
**[12:35] ---**
Why?!
**[12:36] ---**
Even though we still have to put
together the final stage set...
**[12:41] ---**
What should we do, Natsumi?
**[12:43] ---**
It's too bad, but we may have
to cancel the performance.
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, no...
**[12:49] ---**
After all the rehearsals and
preparation everybody did...
**[12:53] ---**
Kitajima-kun is the most to blame.
**[12:56] ---**
No matter how tasty they are, if you gobble up
20 instant dumplings from a food stall,
**[13:00] ---**
you're going to upset your stomach!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[13:03] ---**
Instant dumplings...
**[13:04] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[13:07] ---**
Come on, everybody!
They're cheap and delicious!
***SIGN*** K Famous Brand Instant Dumplings 1,000 Yen Per Box
***SIGN*** Delicious!
Packed With Love!
Instant Dumplings
Keroro Brand
Ten Dumplings Per Box!
**[13:11] ---**
Eat just one, and you'll get addicted!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[13:16] ---**
Instant dumplings!
**[13:18] ---**
Gero?! H-Hey, welcome...
**[13:21] ---**
Stu... pid... fro... g...
**[13:26] ---**
L-L-L-Lady Natsumi!
**[13:31] ---**
I'm s-s-s-sorry, ma'am!
**[13:34] ---**
This time, we're selling them honestly,
**[13:37] ---**
so please overlook it!
**[13:41] ---**
Please!
**[13:45] ---**
I need your help!
**[13:49] ---**
Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?
**[13:56] ---**
So, after instant dumplings,
we're stagehands?
**[14:00] ---**
Sheesh! You agreed too readily, Keroro!
**[14:03] ---**
Okay, okay!
**[14:06] ---**
If we get Lady Natsumi in our debt here,
**[14:08] ---**
she'll forgive us our sins,
**[14:10] ---**
so there's no downside...
**[14:12] ---**
Gero!
**[14:13] ---**
I am just happy to be able
to work with Koyuki-dono.
**[14:19] ---**
I bet Giroro-senpai is
actually happy about it!
**[14:23] ---**
D-Don't be an idiot!
**[14:27] ---**
But you sure do know
a lot of people, Natsumi.
**[14:31] ---**
You called on those assistants right away!
**[14:35] ---**
One has a strangely old voice...
**[14:37] ---**
...one's face has a greenish tint...
**[14:39] ---**
and one has a creepy laugh...
**[14:40] ---**
Hi!
**[14:42] ---**
...but they're all working hard
alongside each other.
**[14:44] ---**
It looks like the set will be ready
after all, right, Natsumi-san?
**[14:48] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:49] ---**
Now our only problem is getting an actor.
**[14:51] ---**
What should we do, Natsumi?
**[14:54] ---**
An actor, huh?
***SIGN*** 2-A Performance
Romeo and Juliet
Final Script
2-A
**[14:57] ---**
What's this?
**[14:59] ---**
A classical Pekoponian drama?
**[15:05] ---**
Th-This is...
**[15:07] ---**
...what they call...
***SIGN*** Romance
**[15:09] ---**
...a romance?!
**[15:12] ---**
But at least you're fine, Natsumi.
**[15:17] ---**
Yeah! If both leads were out of the picture,
there'd be no way we could put on the show!
**[15:22] ---**
N-Natsumi plays the lead?!
**[15:25] ---**
F-For this play?!
***SIGN*** Romeo Juliet
**[15:28] ---**
"Romeo and Juliet are born into
families that are enemies.
**[15:31] ---**
Knowing nothing about that,
they meet by chance
**[15:33] ---**
and eventually fall
madly in love with each other."
**[15:37] ---**
They fall madly in love with each other?!
***SIGN*** True Love
**[15:40] ---**
And they're enemies?!
**[15:48] ---**
O, Giroro, Giroro...
**[15:51] ---**
Wherefore art thou Giroro?
**[15:54] ---**
Deny the Keron Army and refuse the invasion.
**[16:01] ---**
Th-That's the one thing I can't do!
**[16:03] ---**
I'm a Keronian,
and Natsumi's a Pekoponian!
**[16:06] ---**
B-But...
**[16:08] ---**
Hey, Corporal Giroro...
**[16:10] ---**
B-But...
**[16:12] ---**
Even so, Romeo and Juliet are
resolved to stay together.
**[16:17] ---**
I admire you! If there's love,
friends or enemies, it doesn't matter!
**[16:22] ---**
N-No. That's not the case here.
**[16:25] ---**
For me... For me...
**[16:28] ---**
Excuse me!
**[16:31] ---**
Quit daydreaming and get to work, sir!
**[16:34] ---**
R-Right...
**[16:35] ---**
My apologies.
**[16:43] ---**
Nobody will find me here...
**[16:45] ---**
The two finally spend a night together...
***SIGN*** One Night
**[16:48] ---**
A night?!
**[16:52] ---**
Giroro. You came?
**[16:54] ---**
Hey, you're too close.
**[16:56] ---**
That's okay. Let's stay like this
until morning, just the two of us.
**[17:04] ---**
W-What kind of story is that?
**[17:06] ---**
And Natsumi is going to play that?!
**[17:09] ---**
But what should we do?
**[17:12] ---**
Even if we get a stand-in...
**[17:14] ---**
...they would never be able
to memorize the lines.
**[17:17] ---**
We'll just have to weather it out
by showing cue cards from the wings.
**[17:22] ---**
But it's a pretty long performance.
**[17:25] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[17:27] ---**
I'll work my lines around any mistakes.
**[17:29] ---**
Y-You're right.
**[17:31] ---**
That's the only way to do this.
**[17:33] ---**
But who should we ask to do it?
***SIGN*** Squeeze!
**[17:40] ---**
No! What good would come of me volunteering?
**[17:44] ---**
Even though we're keeping up the
charade of an amicable relationship,
**[17:47] ---**
she is supposed to be my enemy!
**[17:51] ---**
Enemy?!
**[17:52] ---**
Corporal Giroro! Wilt thou be gone?
**[17:56] ---**
The lighter it gets,
the heavier do our hearts become.
**[18:00] ---**
That's it!
**[18:02] ---**
They go beyond friends or enemies
and love each other!
**[18:04] ---**
That's the theme of this work, isn't it?
**[18:08] ---**
In that case,
**[18:09] ---**
there's true merit in me and Natsumi
performing together in this!
**[18:14] ---**
Mr. Corporal Giroro!
**[18:15] ---**
Still!
**[18:17] ---**
What about my pride as a Keron soldier?!
**[18:20] ---**
My pride!
**[18:22] ---**
Pride!
**[18:23] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[18:26] ---**
I want you to help me carry this.
**[18:31] ---**
Sure.
**[18:32] ---**
I know! How about Saburo-senpai?!
***SIGN*** Saburo-senpai!
**[18:35] ---**
What?!
**[18:39] ---**
That would be interesting!
**[18:41] ---**
And you'd be happy, right, Natsumi?
**[18:43] ---**
No! Even if we asked him now,
**[18:46] ---**
I'm sure he's busy doing something
with the broadcasting club.
**[18:49] ---**
I don't want to bother him!
**[18:50] ---**
I see!
**[18:51] ---**
That makes sense.
**[18:52] ---**
C'mon...
**[18:55] ---**
Is it okay for me to cry?!
**[18:57] ---**
But who else could do it?
**[18:59] ---**
Everyone in our class already has a role...
**[19:04] ---**
To go... or not to go? That is the question!
**[19:08] ---**
But... But...
**[19:11] ---**
Natsumi, how about your
little brother, Fuyuki-kun?
**[19:14] ---**
That would work!
**[19:15] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[19:16] ---**
That shy dork could never do it.
**[19:21] ---**
Then I'll do it, Natsumi-san!
**[19:24] ---**
Koyuki-chan?!
**[19:25] ---**
B-But then who's going to operate the lights?
**[19:28] ---**
I'll have a friend do that in my stead!
**[19:34] ---**
This is my friend, Doronuma-kun.
**[19:37] ---**
I... I would be happy to assist with lights!
**[19:41] ---**
Let's put on a good show,
**[19:43] ---**
right, Natsumi-san?
**[19:45] ---**
H-Hey...
**[19:47] ---**
I see! Koyuki-chan could
certainly look the part.
**[19:51] ---**
Yeah! This could work out!
**[19:54] ---**
Azumaya Koyuki co-starring with Natsumi?!
**[19:57] ---**
O, Koyuki-chan,
wherefore art thou, Koyuki-chan?
**[20:01] ---**
Wipe thy tears away, Natsumi-san.
Thou lookest cuter with a smile.
**[20:07] ---**
Wait a second!
**[20:14] ---**
I'm going to play that role.
**[20:19] ---**
Why?
**[20:20] ---**
Hey, what are you doing, Giroro?
***SIGN*** 2-A Performance Romeo and Juliet Final Script 2-A Giroyama Romeo
**[20:23] ---**
I am Giroyama Romeo.
**[20:25] ---**
I read the script, so trust me, Natsumi.
**[20:28] ---**
I've memorized all the lines.
**[20:33] ---**
Come with me!
**[20:35] ---**
See you later!
**[20:36] ---**
G-Giroyama Romeo?
**[20:39] ---**
Hey! Where are we going?
**[20:41] ---**
You need to be fitted for a costume!
**[20:42] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Costume Fitting Natsumi Performing Together
***SIGN*** Marriage Enemies Love One Night
***SIGN*** Marriage Enemies Love One Night
**[20:47] ---**
With Natsumi... With Natsumi...
**[20:50] ---**
With Natsumi... With Natsumi...
**[20:54] ---**
With Natsumi!
**[21:05] ---**
We're late after cleaning up...
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
**[21:07] ---**
...but even if we miss the first part,
we'll still see all of Sis's performance!
**[21:11] ---**
Right!
**[21:12] ---**
You're doing well, Giroro!
**[21:14] ---**
Keep it up!
**[21:22] ---**
Do your best!
**[21:25] ---**
Romeo!
**[21:29] ---**
Wherefore art thou Romeo?!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
**[21:33] ---**
So Giroro played Juliet.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
Once in a while, Shurara attacks me.
**[23:12] ---**
Even though I can't think of anyone who'd
have a grudge against me! It's a real pain!
**[23:15] ---**
Maybe he's mistakenly targeting me,
thinking I'm Kululu? That aside...
**[23:21] ---**
"Robobo: Operation Mechanization, Sir!"
**[23:25] ---**
"Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E185 - Robobo: Operation Mechanization, Sir! / Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9QM4/robobo-operation-mechanization-sir--tamama-dense-note-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:31] ---**
The Shurara Corps.
**[01:33] ---**
An evil organization, aiming to steal
the Keron Star and invade Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Missing
***SIGN*** Missing
**[01:38] ---**
They sent out a new assassin.
**[01:41] ---**
His name:
**[01:49] ---**
Mechanism Robobo!
***SIGN*** Mechanism Robobo
**[01:54] ---**
ROBOBO: OPERATION MECHANIZATION, Sir!
**[02:04] ---**
SERGEANT KERORO CONFIRMED.
**[02:06] ---**
CORPORAL GIRORO CONFIRMED.
**[02:09] ---**
SERGEANT MAJOR KULULU CONFIRMED.
**[02:11] ---**
ANGOL MOIS CONFIRMED.
**[02:14] ---**
ALSO: PEKOPONIAN (x 2) CONFIRMED.
**[02:20] ---**
One, two!
**[02:20] ---**
PRIVATE 2ND CLASS TAMAMA, AND
PEKOPONIANS (x MANY) CONFIRMED.
**[02:27] ---**
LANCE CORPORAL DORORO, PLUS
PEKOPONIAN (x 1) CONFIRMED.
**[02:30] ---**
MECHANIZATION BEAM: RADIATE.
**[02:39] ---**
Dororo!
**[02:40] ---**
Th-This is... tremendous evil!
**[02:44] ---**
Wow, the suction is unusually
effective today, sir!
**[02:50] ---**
Gero! I'm a vacuum cleaner now?!
***SIGN*** Stuuuupiiiiid frooooog...
**[02:53] ---**
Stupid frog...!
**[02:57] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[02:59] ---**
What a shapely waistless body
you've got now!
**[03:02] ---**
Yeah, right! This is all
your fault again, isn't it?!
**[03:05] ---**
I have no recollection of
doing any of this, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Siiiiis
**[03:07] ---**
Sis!
**[03:09] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[03:13] [SONG] ---**
Naruto, occult, ABCDE!
**[03:15] [SONG] ---**
I'm over here, ABCDE? Toss it away!
***SIGN*** Lovey-dovey for Uncle ♡ Lovey-dovey for Uncle
**[03:18] [SONG] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle,
lovey-dovey for Uncle...
***SIGN*** No Signal
**[03:22] ---**
Or, like, sudden morphing?
**[03:24] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki?! Even Lady Mois?!
**[03:27] ---**
I know what this is.
**[03:29] ---**
Kululu!
**[03:31] ---**
This is the work of that
Oshigotonin organization.
**[03:34] ---**
See?! This *is* your fault!
***SIGN*** Chilly
**[03:39] ---**
M-My stomach...
**[03:40] ---**
Please, Kululu! Turn me back to normal!
**[03:44] ---**
I'm a computer. Why?
**[03:46] ---**
ROBOROBO!
**[03:49] ---**
Here we go. Looks like he's here.
**[03:55] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** ROBOROBOROBOROBO...
**[04:06] ---**
Excuse me! You should know better
than to make a mess like this!
**[04:09] ---**
How is this going to get cleaned up, huh?!
**[04:11] ---**
Seems like perfect timing to me.
You just became a vacuum cleaner.
**[04:14] ---**
Gero...
**[04:16] ---**
ERASE KERORO PLATOON.
HAND OVER KERON STAR.
**[04:20] ---**
You're telling me to hand it over, but...
**[04:22] ---**
...the Keron Star is the proof
I'm a leader. I can't just—
**[04:25] ---**
ROBOROBOROBOROBO.
**[04:25] ---**
Are you even listening?!
**[04:27] ---**
HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
**[04:31] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[04:34] ---**
We're being drawn in!
**[04:36] ---**
DESTROY. DESTROY.
**[04:41] ---**
Someone, help!
**[04:46] ---**
Owww...
**[04:47] ---**
Are you okay, Natsumi?
**[04:49] ---**
Giroro?
**[04:49] ---**
Now, quickly!
Pull my pin and throw me at him!
**[04:53] ---**
Wh-What are you saying?!
If I do that, you'll...!
**[04:58] ---**
Giro!
**[05:03] ---**
It doesn't matter! I'm the only one here
who can take him down!
**[05:07] ---**
ROBOROBO.
**[05:09] ---**
Hurry! Pull the pin!
**[05:11] ---**
**[05:14] ---**
I'm so glad to have...
***SIGN*** I am Keroro!!
**[05:17] ---**
...talented subordinates, sir!
**[05:19] ---**
Nooooo!
**[05:20] ---**
Gero!
**[05:23] ---**
S-Sarge!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:25] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:30] ---**
Are you okay, Fuyuki-kun?
**[05:32] ---**
Wha?! Nishizawa-san, you're a tank?!
**[05:35] ---**
It is not just milady!
**[05:37] ---**
To my deep regret, I have
become an electric toothbrush!
**[05:40] ---**
And Master Tamama has become a cannonball!
**[05:43] ---**
Tamama is having a ball!
**[05:44] ---**
And furthermore...
**[05:48] ---**
...Master 556 has become a bright red TV!
**[05:50] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
I didn't become a machine!
***SIGN*** In-house power generation...?
**[05:55] ---**
Not only that, but all the citizens
have become machines, as well.
***SIGN*** Don't drink and drive
**[06:00] ---**
What's going on?!
**[06:01] ---**
Cut it out!
**[06:02] ---**
Turn me back to normal!
**[06:03] ---**
What cruelty...
**[06:05] ---**
Dororo. Could Natsumi-san
and the others also be...
**[06:08] ---**
We must make haste.
**[06:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:12] ---**
HAND OVER THE KERON STAR.
HAND IT OVER.
**[06:15] ---**
Yeah, right! Who'd just hand it
right over 'cause they were asked to?!
***SIGN*** Taut
**[06:19] ---**
Gero.
**[06:20] ---**
M-My umbilical cable!!
**[06:24] ---**
HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
**[06:29] ---**
HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
**[06:34] ---**
Dororo!
***SIGN*** Dororo humbly enters
**[06:35] ---**
My humblest apologies for the delay!
**[06:38] ---**
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
**[06:41] ---**
Th-This fellow, he's...
**[06:43] ---**
...100% pure robot!
**[06:46] ---**
In that case... Zero Dimensional Slash!
***SIGN*** Zero Dimensional Slash
**[06:52] ---**
Ro..b...
**[06:54] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[06:59] ---**
I'm so glad! You turned back to normal!
**[07:02] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[07:04] ---**
What, backwards?
**[07:09] ---**
Are you unharmed, milady?
**[07:11] ---**
Tama!
**[07:14] ---**
Gero.
**[07:16] ---**
So I've returned to normal, sir?
**[07:18] ---**
Who'd have thought they'd employ robots?
**[07:21] ---**
That Shurara Corps is a force
to be reckoned with.
**[07:23] ---**
It is worth considering whether we
live a life too dependent on machines.
**[07:30] ---**
Everyone! Distance yourselves
from this place!
**[07:32] ---**
LITTLE BROTHER...
**[07:34] ---**
LITTLE BROTHER...
**[07:40] ---**
Ah! It's a huge robot
that looks just like him!
**[07:43] ---**
That jerk!
**[07:45] ---**
Then we'll move out in robots as well, sir!
**[07:48] ---**
I am entirely unwilling to rely
upon mechnical contraptions.
**[07:53] ---**
Eh, don't be like that.
**[07:55] ---**
Just hold on to that baby.
***SIGN*** Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Stores
**[08:07] ---**
Keroider On!
**[08:11] ---**
Tamaider On!
**[08:14] ---**
Giroider On!
**[08:18] ---**
I am Sergeant Major Kululu—
**[08:20] ---**
Huh? Where's Dororo?
**[08:22] ---**
I thought he was with us...
**[08:24] ---**
He was dragging his feet, saying he didn't
want to ride a robot... Don't tell me he...
**[08:27] ---**
Everyone! What is the delay?!
**[08:29] ---**
Now, my honorable leader! Fusion!
**[08:32] ---**
He's not dragging his feet.
He's super into it...
**[08:35] ---**
His personality changes when
he gets behind the wheel.
**[08:39] ---**
Well, okay then... Keroro Platoon,
**[08:41] ---**
join your hearts as one!
**[08:43] ---**
Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
**[08:46] ---**
Let's... Kerobine!
**[08:56] ---**
The greatest fusion in history!
**[08:58] ---**
Great Keron!
**[09:04] ---**
GATHERING DATA.
**[09:06] ---**
ANALYZING WEAKNESSES.
**[09:08] ---**
GREAT KERON CAN'T WALK.
**[09:10] ---**
O-Oh, drat! I completely forgot, sir!
**[09:17] ---**
DESTROY. DESTROY.
**[09:19] ---**
Gero!
**[09:22] ---**
Worry not!
**[09:23] ---**
What?
**[09:24] ---**
In anticipation of such an event,
I secretly acquired this ultimate technique!
***SIGN*** Dororo Art
**[09:29] ---**
Dororo Art: One in Body and Soul!
***SIGN*** One in Body and Soul
**[09:38] ---**
It's running! Great Keron is running, sir!
**[09:41] ---**
Dororo... Boomerang!
**[09:43] ---**
ROBO!
**[09:46] ---**
Dororo... Breaker!
**[09:48] ---**
ROBORORORORO...
**[09:51] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[09:53] ---**
And one more for a bonus!
**[09:55] ---**
Y-You don't mean...?!
**[09:56] ---**
Gerorincho!!
**[09:58] ---**
ROBO... ROBOBO... R-BOBOBOBOBOBO...
**[10:02] ---**
Now!
**[10:04] ---**
It is time for the finish!
***SIGN*** Dororo: Sattvic Galactic Slash!!
**[10:07] ---**
Dororo: Sattvic Galactic Slash!
**[10:15] ---**
Th-That feels good...
**[10:23] ---**
Robobo... you were a worthy foe.
***SIGN*** Worthy Foe
**[10:27] ---**
You really are something, Dororo!
**[10:30] ---**
You put way too much into it!
**[10:32] ---**
Hmph. I expected no less.
**[10:34] ---**
Thank you all.
**[10:35] ---**
However, it is worth reconsidering
our reliance on robo— on rob...
**[10:39] ---**
All that energetic stuff's made me hungry!
**[10:42] ---**
I wonder what's for dinner tonight.
**[10:45] ---**
Um... Please... Hear me out...!
**[10:45] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[10:49] ---**
And Lance Corporal Dororo
is left behind once again.
**[10:51] ---**
But this time, he had a big role
that really showed him off!
**[10:55] ---**
Really? You really think I sh—
**[11:06] ---**
That day, Private Tamama was heading to the
Hinata house to attend a scheduled meeting.
***SIGN*** Non-combustibles
Recyclables (e.g. glass/plastic)
**[11:18] ---**
Snap!
**[11:19] ---**
What'd'ya think you're doin', huh?!
**[11:21] ---**
Learn that your bark
is worse than your bite!
**[11:25] ---**
Tama?
***SIGN*** Note
***SIGN*** Combustibles: Mon/Thu Non-combustibles: Fri Recyclables (e.g. glass/plastic bottles): Sat
**[11:28] ---**
Dense note, dense note, dense note.
**[11:31] ---**
"This Note: How to Use."
***SIGN*** How to Use Part 1 Try drawing someone you know! Something fun will happen, ku ku ♪
**[11:33] ---**
"Try drawing someone you know!
Something fun will happen."
**[11:38] ---**
Something fun?
**[11:43] ---**
Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!
**[11:49] ---**
Well, I tried drawing Mr. Corporal, but...
**[11:52] ---**
...is something funny
actually going to happen?
**[11:56] ---**
N-Natchi! The potato is baked now!
**[12:00] ---**
Giroro... What did you just say?
**[12:02] ---**
I... I said that the potato is baked, Natchi!
**[12:07] ---**
What's up with you?
Doing a Tamama impression...
**[12:09] ---**
N-No, I am not!
**[12:11] ---**
I do not want to do an impression,
my mouth is just...
**[12:15] ---**
Hot!! Hot! Hot! Hot! It is so hot!
**[12:21] ---**
Mr. Corporal is acting so weird!
**[12:23] ---**
I will get whoever did this!
**[12:23] ---**
But... why all of a sudden?
**[12:24] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta them!
***SIGN*** Note
**[12:27] ---**
Could it be...
**[12:29] ---**
Okay... so... let's get
the meeting started...
**[12:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
Dororo-senpai is not here yet!
**[12:36] ---**
Gero?
**[12:37] ---**
Wh-What's up with you, Giroro?
**[12:39] ---**
I... I am not doing this on purpose!
**[12:43] ---**
Weirdo.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[12:45] ---**
More importantly, it looks like
Dororo-senpai is not here yet.
***SIGN*** Oh, well
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, darn! I forgot to call him!
**[12:52] ---**
Or, like, yearly event?
**[12:54] ---**
N-Noooooo...
**[12:56] ---**
Gero?
**[12:57] ---**
"Yearly event"... that is so mean...
**[13:00] ---**
I knew it... anyone who is
drawn by me in this book
***SIGN*** Note
**[13:04] ---**
starts talking like me!
**[13:06] ---**
Well... it is funny, but it is a bit wrong.
**[13:10] ---**
If everyone impersonates me,
**[13:11] ---**
then I will not be the only
cute and lovely character anymore.
***SIGN*** Cuuuuuute ♡
**[13:15] ---**
You haven't gotten to the fun part yet.
**[13:17] ---**
Tama?
**[13:18] ---**
After drawing the picture, try writing words
in a bubble within 966 seconds.
**[13:24] ---**
The person who was drawn will say
the words exactly as written.
***SIGN*** Kululu,
emotionally
moved!!
**[13:27] ---**
Kululu, emotionally moved!
**[13:30] ---**
Could this notebook be your
invention, Kululu-senpai?
**[13:34] ---**
Mochicourse.
**[13:37] ---**
It works by controlling the person
who is drawn using special EM waves.
**[13:42] ---**
I accidentally dropped it just as I was
planning on running some experiments with it.
**[13:46] ---**
Okay, fine, I will give it back!
**[13:48] ---**
I do not want you breathing down my neck.
**[13:51] ---**
No... You don't need to return it.
**[13:55] ---**
You picked up that notebook.
**[13:58] ---**
How you use it is up to you.
**[14:00] ---**
This notebook is mine...?
**[14:05] ---**
Uncle, where are Giroro-san and Dororo-san?
**[14:08] ---**
They've gone to get checked out
by Chief Nurse Pururu.
**[14:11] ---**
They say they've caught some
weird disease from Private Tamama.
**[14:15] ---**
I see...
**[14:18] ---**
Then I think you'd better
get checked out, too.
**[14:22] ---**
Don't ya think, stupid frog?!
***SIGN*** Gunpla Disease
**[14:26] ---**
You've got Gunpla disease,
manga disease, and anime disease!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Manga Disease
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Jabariser
***SIGN*** Anime Disease
**[14:30] ---**
And game disease, to top it off!
***SIGN*** Game Disease
**[14:33] ---**
And that's why the Pekopon invasion
never gets anywhere, isn't it, huh?!
**[14:37] ---**
L-Lady Mois...
**[14:39] ---**
What the heck has gotten into you, ma'am?
**[14:42] ---**
I'm not the problem here!
You're always running away from reality!
**[14:45] ---**
You make the Keron Star cry!
**[14:48] ---**
Ohh... S-Saying it like that...
**[14:50] ---**
It's too much, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Running from Reality
**[14:53] ---**
Instant running from reality!
**[14:54] ---**
It's not like that, Uncle!
**[14:57] ---**
Gero?
**[14:57] ---**
I... I...
**[15:00] ---**
I...
**[15:01] ---**
I...
**[15:02] ---**
Lady Mo—
**[15:04] ---**
I'm frickin' fed up with
you now, stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Note
**[15:07] ---**
This notebook's power... is incredible!
***SIGN*** I'm frickin' fed up with you now, stupid frog!!
**[15:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:12] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[15:13] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:14] ---**
Stupid fro-og!
**[15:21] ---**
L-Lady Mois...
**[15:23] ---**
That woman... Learned your lesson yet, huh?
**[15:26] ---**
Now, for my next trick...
**[15:29] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what is wrong?
**[15:32] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
**[15:35] ---**
Now, let us go, Tamama.
**[15:36] ---**
It's happening!!
***SIGN*** It's happening!!
**[15:38] ---**
We will elope together,
just you and me, sir.
**[15:41] ---**
I will follow you to the
ends of the universe!
**[15:44] ---**
This notebook still has so many uses...
***SIGN*** Note
**[15:48] ---**
Still so many... Still so many!
**[15:55] ---**
The Nishizawa Group has a grip over the
majority of the Pekoponian economy.
**[15:59] ---**
In other words...
***SIGN*** How to Draw Good Lookalike Pictures HOW TO Oekaki Beautiful Origami Flowing My Jealousy and Ham Okashi General Keroro #6, #5, #4, #3, #2, #1
**[16:02] ---**
...if I can obtain the whole
of the Nishizawa Group,
**[16:02] ---**
This is *Paripari Palue!*
**[16:03] ---**
Today, we have the pleasure of visiting the
Nishizawa mansion, home of the world's ultrarich.
**[16:04] ---**
Pekopon is as good as conquered!
**[16:08] ---**
I will make Momocchi say it.
**[16:10] ---**
Words that will provide the foothold for
achieving our invasion of Pekopon.
***SIGN*** I'll give the Nishizawa Peach Group to Tama-chan ♪
**[16:14] ---**
And then I will become God...
**[16:16] ---**
God of the new Pekopon!
**[16:21] ---**
Nishizawa-san's handmade occult packed lunch!
**[16:24] ---**
It tastes so good!
**[16:26] ---**
Does it really?! Thank you so much!
**[16:31] ---**
With this romance-fulfilling machine,
***SIGN*** Romance Degree
**[16:34] ---**
today is the day I'll get Fuyuki-kun's heart!
**[16:37] ---**
Hello!
**[16:39] ---**
T-Tama-chan?
**[16:40] ---**
Momocchi!
**[16:41] ---**
Do you not have something to say to me?
**[16:44] ---**
Something to say...?
**[16:46] ---**
Yes! You must have something you want to say!
***SIGN*** I'll give the Nishizawa Peach Group to Tama-chan ♪
**[16:50] ---**
I... I don't think I do...
**[16:53] ---**
Yes, you do!
**[16:54] ---**
You were supposed to have something!
**[16:58] ---**
Well, I'm afraid...
**[17:00] ---**
Can't he just frickin' shut up?!
***SIGN*** Romance Degree
**[17:02] ---**
I have more pressing things right now!
**[17:04] ---**
You definitely are supposed
to have something!
**[17:06] ---**
You are supposed to!
**[17:08] ---**
Are! Supposed to!
**[17:08] ---**
When I say no... I frickin' mean no!!
***SIGN*** Chop!!
**[17:14] ---**
Owww... Why...
**[17:17] ---**
...will Momocchi not say she will
give me the Nishizawa Group...?
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 1
Try drawing
someone
you know!
Something fun
will happen,
ku ku ♪
**[17:23] ---**
'Cause it doesn't look like her.
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 1
Try drawing someone you know!
Something fun will happen, ku ku ♪
**[17:24] ---**
Tama?
**[17:25] ---**
If the drawing doesn't look enough
alike, it won't have an effect.
**[17:29] ---**
That's one of the rules of this notebook.
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 2
When the picture looks
too unlike the person, it is invalid.
Ku ku ♪
**[17:31] ---**
B-But...!
**[17:33] ---**
And so!
**[17:34] ---**
Ta-da! It Never Rains But It Spectacles!
***SIGN*** It Never Rains But It Spectacles
**[17:38] ---**
If you wear these, you'll be able to
draw a picture just like the real thing.
**[17:42] ---**
Really?!
**[17:44] ---**
However...! Once you put them on...
**[17:47] ---**
...you'll never be able to take them off.
**[17:49] ---**
Ever...?
**[17:52] ---**
Noooo!
**[17:53] ---**
I will draw it well without
relying on those spectacles!
**[17:57] ---**
Will you now.
**[17:59] ---**
And then that girl slipped back
through the wall and disappeared!
**[18:04] ---**
That's so scary!
**[18:06] ---**
Good! Great atmosphere!
**[18:08] ---**
One more push...
**[18:09] ---**
Momocchi!
**[18:11] ---**
What?!
**[18:12] ---**
You must have something
you want to say to me!
**[18:16] ---**
*No.* I frickin' told you.
**[18:18] ---**
S-So you did...
**[18:22] ---**
Why... Why...
***SIGN*** I'll give the
Nishizawa
Peach Group
to Tama-chan ♪
**[18:25] ---**
I thought I drew it better than before...
**[18:27] ---**
When you redraw a picture,
you have to add color.
**[18:31] ---**
That's a rule.
***SIGN*** How to Use Part 3 When you redraw a picture, you have to apply coloration to it. Ku ku ♪
**[18:33] ---**
You just made that up afterwards!
**[18:36] ---**
You can stop if you like.
**[18:38] ---**
And then misfortune will befall
the owner of the notebook.
**[18:41] ---**
That's the ryule.
***SIGN*** I'll give the
Nishizawa
Peach Group
to Tama-chan ♪
**[18:46] ---**
Momocchi! Do you not have som—
**[18:49] ---**
Tama!
**[18:49] ---**
Piss off!!
**[18:52] ---**
Wh-Why does it happen...
**[18:55] ---**
You took too long to color it in.
***SIGN*** How to Use Part 3 When you redraw a picture, you have to apply coloration to it. Ku ku ♪
**[18:57] ---**
When that happens, the rule is that you
have to draw it while singing a drawing song.
***SIGN*** How to Use Part 4 If you take too long to color it in, you have to draw it while singing a drawing song. Ku ku ♪
**[19:03] ---**
A draw... a drawing song?
**[19:06] ---**
Well...? What will you do...?
**[19:07] ---**
Do it or not. It's up to you...
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 4
If you take too long to color it in, you have to draw it while singing a drawing song. Ku ku ♪
**[19:11] ---**
I will do it! I will do it!
**[19:14] ---**
Hold up.
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 4
If you take too long
to color it in,
you have to draw it
while singing a
drawing song.
Ku ku ♪
**[19:15] ---**
Uhh, in that case, the size of the picture
***SIGN*** Please make sure that the size of the picture-song-drawn picture is 96.6 meters squared ♡
**[19:18] ---**
should be 96.6 meters squared,
**[19:21] ---**
so make sure you take
care of that. Okay, start!
**[19:24] ---**
96.6 meters squared?!
**[19:29] ---**
There we go.
**[19:31] ---**
I will be God. I will be God!
***SIGN*** Private Tamama is here
**[19:36] [SONG] ---**
Get a big potato chip,
**[19:39] [SONG] ---**
And put some cookies and candies on top!
**[19:43] [SONG] ---**
Put strawberries and cookies on top, as well,
**[19:46] [SONG] ---**
And put a cream bread on her head.
***SIGN*** Tweet Tweet
**[19:51] [SONG] ---**
Dangle down some popsicles,
**[19:54] [SONG] ---**
Stick five bananas ALL THE WAY IN.
**[20:00] [SONG] ---**
Her frilly little clothes
prove she's a rich lady.
**[20:04] [SONG] ---**
When she gets angry,
she cannot be controlled!
**[20:07] [SONG] ---**
Gigantic Momocchi is complete!
**[20:12] ---**
All that's left... is the words...
**[20:16] ---**
Ahhh! My precious drawing!
**[20:19] ---**
Wait! Wait!
**[20:26] ---**
W-Wait...
**[20:29] ---**
I will be God...
**[20:31] ---**
I will be God...!
**[20:38] ---**
It was quite interesting.
**[20:43] ---**
So, it was thanks to
Private 2nd Class Tamama conking out
**[20:46] ---**
that we were able to return to normal, sir?
**[20:49] ---**
S-Seriously, though.
**[20:51] ---**
It was truly a dreadful notebook.
**[20:54] ---**
Or, like, terror shivers?
***SIGN*** Note
**[20:57] ---**
Looks like I'd better get rid of this.
**[21:00] ---**
I'll use it, sir!
**[21:01] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[21:03] ---**
I'll practice my drawing and
master that notebook, sir!
***SIGN*** Note
**[21:08] ---**
That so? Then you'd better give
these a look through first.
**[21:12] ---**
Click!
**[21:17] ---**
Wh-What are these?
**[21:18] ---**
The rulebooks for this notebook.
**[21:21] ---**
This invention is one of
my more terrifying ones,
***SIGN*** ...together with the people
who have touched the notebook.
Ku ku ♪
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 96969696:
If you make the notebook
unusable by cutting it up,
etc., then you...
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 9999999:
If you wipe the face
with tie-dyed fabric,
curry smell will
come out of the body.
Ku ku ♪
***SIGN*** Legs are just for show.
The brass doesn't
understand things like that.
**[21:23] ---**
so I built a ton of rules in,
and ended up with this mess.
***SIGN*** How to Use
Part 110110110:
When you gain
the designation "King,"
you have to wear a bathrobe
in the locker room.
Ku ku ♪
***SIGN*** Rain falls only when...
**[21:26] ---**
Th-These are all rules?!
**[21:30] ---**
If you pick something up on the road,
drop it off at a police station!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:08] ---**
When the scent of fragrant tea olive
can be smelled, back comes Alisa-chan.
**[23:12] ---**
It seems like normally she pursues
those who lurk in the dark around the world,
**[23:17] ---**
but next time we meet, I'd better ask her
not to wipe out all the UMAs on Earth!
**[23:22] ---**
Never mind that.
**[23:23] ---**
Don't hunt me!
**[23:26] ---**
"Alisa vs. 'Invasion Goes Nowhere'
Yokai, Sir!"
***SIGN*** No Progressss
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E186 - Alisa vs. "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WK3Z/alisa-vs-invasion-goes-nowhere-yokai-sir)
Translator:
Editor:
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:32] ---**
Hello! We meet again.
**[01:34] ---**
Halloween is inextricably linked with the
mass gathering of scaaaaary Western ghosts,
**[01:38] ---**
but did you all know that Japan
**[01:41] ---**
has lots of "yokai," which can give
Halloween a run for its money?
**[01:46] ---**
I can feel it. A very strong presence.
**[01:50] ---**
There can be no mistaking it.
They are those who lurk in the dark.
**[01:57] ---**
Alisa vs. "Invasion Goes Nowhere"
Yokai, Sir!
**[02:02] ---**
Owww...
**[02:05] ---**
Ow ow ow...
**[02:09] ---**
You fell out of the bed again, Sis?
**[02:11] ---**
My pillow wound up in a weird place
at some point...
**[02:15] ---**
That might be the work of the
"Pillow Turner" yokai!
**[02:20] ---**
Gero? A yokai, sir?
**[02:22] ---**
Yeah. It's a yokai that moves
your pillow while you sleep.
**[02:27] ---**
Please stop. We have enough freeloaders
with the aliens and the ghosts.
**[02:32] ---**
So we can blame a yokai for all of
Lady Natsumi's tossing and turning, sir?
**[02:38] ---**
Well, I'm sorry if I toss and turn.
**[02:42] ---**
Oh, yeah! There are all kinds of
other stories.
**[02:45] ---**
For example, if there's
a stain on the ceiling,
**[02:48] ---**
it's the work of the yokai
"Ceiling Licker."
***SIGN*** Ceiling Licker
**[02:51] ---**
If the house creaks and makes sounds,
***SIGN*** House Creaker
**[02:53] ---**
it's the fault of the "House Creaker."
**[02:55] ---**
Also, when a woman smiles scarily
with blackened teeth,
***SIGN*** All Black Teeth
**[02:58] ---**
she's a yokai called "All Black Teeth."
**[03:02] ---**
Those names are all pretty straightforward.
Not very imaginative, sir.
**[03:07] ---**
Most of the yokai with
a long history in Japan
**[03:09] ---**
are rooted in the daily lives of people.
**[03:13] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[03:15] ---**
I can use this, sir.
**[03:23] ---**
Hm? A power cut?
***SIGN*** No... No...
**[03:26] ---**
No... No...
**[03:30] ---**
Wh-Who's there?
***SIGN*** Nowhere...
**[03:32] ---**
Nowhere...
***SIGN*** Invasion goes nowhere...
**[03:34] ---**
Invasion goes nowhere...
**[03:36] ---**
What?!
**[03:38] ---**
Sh-Show yourself!
**[03:41] ---**
Invasion goes nowhere...
**[03:44] ---**
Invasion... goes nowhere...
**[03:46] ---**
Y-You think that voice will scare me?!
**[03:50] ---**
Nowhere...
**[03:59] ---**
Yup. He's terrified, all right.
***SIGN*** Passed out
**[04:02] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[04:05] ---**
An intruder?
**[04:06] ---**
Yeah. I'm sure of it.
Something was in this base.
**[04:09] ---**
I don't have any records of it.
**[04:12] ---**
No... I heard it clearly. Some voice that...
**[04:17] ---**
Men!
**[04:19] ---**
That is, very likely, the work of the
"Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai, sir!
***SIGN*** "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai
**[04:24] ---**
"Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai?
**[04:26] ---**
Correct.
**[04:28] ---**
It was during the Sengoku period.
**[04:31] ---**
It is said that one commander was ordered
by his lord to invade an enemy territory.
**[04:36] ---**
However, from that night forth...
**[04:38] ---**
Nowhere. Invasion goes nowhere...
**[04:43] ---**
Nowhere.
***SIGN*** Nowhere...
**[04:45] ---**
...he began to be tormented by a yokai's voice
that he heard night after night.
**[04:54] ---**
I didn't sleep a wink again last night, sir.
**[04:57] ---**
How can I concentrate on
invasion like this, sir?
**[05:01] ---**
And ultimately,
**[05:02] ---**
he left this world unable
to complete his invasion.
**[05:06] ---**
And so it was that this yokai,
"Invasion Goes Nowhere,"
**[05:09] ---**
plagued not only the commanders
of the Sengoku period,
**[05:14] ---**
but even aliens
arriving to invade Pekopon.
**[05:17] ---**
In other words, the cause of our Keroro Platoon's
invasion going nowhere is...
***SIGN*** "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai
**[05:23] ---**
...all the fault of this
"Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai, sir!
**[05:27] ---**
That is a pretty straightforward,
not very imaginative name, is it not?
**[05:32] ---**
Or, like, straight-up approach?
**[05:34] ---**
Most of the yokai with
a long history in this country
**[05:37] ---**
are rooted in the daily lives of people, sir.
**[05:39] ---**
Although that is true,
**[05:42] ---**
it is not a name of which I have heard.
**[05:44] ---**
Hmph. How stupid.
**[05:46] ---**
Gero?
**[05:46] ---**
The reason our invasion
isn't getting anywhere
**[05:48] ---**
is 'cause you never get
your act together, dumbo!
**[05:51] ---**
Try thinking a teensy bit harder
about your excuse next time.
**[05:56] ---**
But still, I wonder what the intruder was.
**[06:01] ---**
I'll finish him off in no time.
**[06:03] ---**
Hey, wait, wait! It's true, I tell you!
**[06:06] ---**
You don't have to act like the
whole thing is just a total lie!
***SIGN*** Lie
**[06:10] ---**
Well... that's what it is.
**[06:12] ---**
Uncle, I believe you!
**[06:14] ---**
Uncle?
**[06:18] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[06:20] ---**
Fine. I'll make them believe,
whether they want to or not!
**[06:25] ---**
Huh? The Halloween party ended a while back.
Are you still doing more stuff?
***SIGN*** For Halloween
**[06:30] ---**
Yeah, something like that, sir.
**[06:37] ---**
This seems great, sir.
***SIGN*** Complete
Compendium
of Japanese
Yokai
**[06:39] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[06:41] ---**
Can I take this, sir?
**[06:44] ---**
Sure, if you want.
**[06:45] ---**
Thank you, sir!
**[06:47] ---**
Ah, that book...
***SIGN*** Complete Compendium of Japanese Yokai
**[06:49] ---**
Oh, I was looking up
all kinds of things about yokai.
**[06:53] ---**
I think yokai legends also served
the purpose of teaching children
**[06:58] ---**
that they mustn't lie or be lazy.
**[07:02] ---**
Oho... Teaching children, sir...
**[07:08] ---**
Good! It's complete, sir.
**[07:11] ---**
This will teach them to belittle a legend
passed down since the Sengoku period.
**[07:15] ---**
Uhh, *you* thought this legend up.
**[07:19] ---**
I'll teach them how fearsome the yokai
"Invasion Goes Nowhere" can really be, sir.
**[07:34] ---**
Nnghh... That woman...
**[07:39] ---**
You...
**[07:48] ---**
Who do you think you are,
coming into my room?!
**[07:51] ---**
Invasion goes nowhere...
**[07:55] ---**
Nowhere...
**[07:58] ---**
What are you eating?!
**[08:03] ---**
Ungh! You are definitely not getting away!
**[08:08] ---**
I got him.
**[08:13] ---**
H-He is fast...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[08:20] ---**
Nowhere...
**[08:22] ---**
Invasion goes nowhere...
**[08:26] ---**
Nyo?! Curry?
**[08:29] ---**
This looks tasty.
**[08:32] ---**
Grub's up.
**[08:38] ---**
Wh-What in the *WORLD?!*
**[08:41] ---**
This isn't curry, it's borscht!
**[08:47] ---**
Nowhere...
**[08:50] ---**
Wh-Who goes there?!
**[08:51] ---**
Invasion goes nowhere...
**[08:55] ---**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[08:56] ---**
Show yourself!
**[09:02] ---**
There!
**[09:08] ---**
Invasion goes nowhere...
**[09:11] ---**
Tch! He's good.
**[09:18] ---**
You're not getting away from me!
**[09:21] ---**
Invasion goes nowhere...
**[09:24] ---**
Nowhere...
**[09:28] ---**
He ate my sweets... I am going to get him!
**[09:32] ---**
I don't know who this guy is,
but I'm sure going to find out!
**[09:36] ---**
He showed up in front of you, as well?
**[09:38] ---**
So mean...!
**[09:40] ---**
Why did he never show up for me?!
***SIGN*** This one
**[09:43] ---**
It looks like he never visited this one.
**[09:46] ---**
If that guy comes every night, we'll have way
too much on our hands to think about invasion.
**[09:50] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:51] ---**
Is this the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere"?
**[10:03] ---**
Nowhere...
**[10:05] ---**
Do you finally see?
Yes, I am the yokai...
**[10:10] ---**
..."Invasion Goes Nowhere"!
**[10:18] ---**
Gero?
**[10:22] ---**
Huh? Lady Alisa?
**[10:24] ---**
Daddy.
**[10:30] ---**
Gero!!
**[10:32] ---**
Wh— Keroro?!
**[10:34] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[10:35] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[10:39] ---**
Gero! Lady Alisa, it's not like that, ma'am!
**[10:42] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, ma'am!
**[10:49] ---**
I have to get this mask off quick... Gero?!
**[10:51] ---**
It... it won't come off, sir!
***SIGN*** Tight knot
**[10:52] ---**
Tight knot!
**[10:54] ---**
Excuse me! Giroro-kun!
Private 2nd Class Tamama! Help me!
**[10:58] ---**
Mr. Yokai is saying something.
**[11:01] ---**
L-Let him be hunted.
**[11:02] ---**
Ehhhh?! Noooo!
**[11:04] ---**
Hi! I'm Borscht!
**[11:06] ---**
L-L-Lady Alisa! I'm not one of
those who lurk in the dark, ma'am!
**[11:10] ---**
Ah, that guy is one of those
nasty Borschts, though, ma'am.
**[11:13] ---**
Or, like, don't hunt meee!
**[11:16] ---**
Or, like, karmic justice.
**[11:27] ---**
And the following day.
**[11:29] ---**
Ah... I did manage to get away
from Lady Alisa somehow, but...
**[11:33] ---**
...dear me...
**[11:35] ---**
Huh? You still haven't been
able to get the mask off?
**[11:37] ---**
For now... laundry, laundry.
**[11:40] ---**
Oh? Lady Mom?
**[11:42] ---**
Welcome home, ma—
**[11:49] ---**
What happened, Sarge?
**[11:55] ---**
Alisa-chan?
**[11:57] ---**
Huh?! You want to stay here?
**[12:01] ---**
The prey I have been pursuing
is still within this house.
**[12:04] ---**
So, we will be with you for a short while.
**[12:07] ---**
Well, it's not that easy...
**[12:09] ---**
Oh, let's let them stay. Mom said
she'd be staying at work, anyway.
**[12:14] ---**
Well... it looks like their minds
are already made up.
***SIGN*** * Sit back when watching TV.
**[12:19] ---**
Huh? Now that I think about it,
where's Sarge gone?
**[12:24] ---**
And now you can't get the mask off?!
**[12:26] ---**
No matter how I pull it or do anything else,
it's stuck like glue!
**[12:30] ---**
In fact, I think it's snugger now
than ever before!
**[12:32] ---**
I'm going to get hunted by Lady Alisa again!
I can't take much more!
**[12:36] ---**
That's most likely the work of the
yokai "Masks Don't Come Off."
**[12:41] ---**
No, it is surely the doing of
that yokai "Constant Mischief."
**[12:46] ---**
Excuse me! Now isn't the time
for jokes, you know, sir!
***SIGN*** Ignored
**[12:49] ---**
As if those yokai exi—
**[12:51] ---**
Gero...
**[12:52] ---**
Could it be... that none of you believe me?
**[12:55] ---**
You have fun doing that.
**[12:57] ---**
I am done with this.
**[12:59] ---**
Borscht is outta here.
**[13:00] ---**
My honorable leader, I have no intention
of lending an ear to further nonsense.
**[13:04] ---**
I-It's really true!
Why won't you believe me?!
**[13:08] ---**
Uncle, I believe you!
**[13:10] ---**
Ohh! You believe me?!
**[13:12] ---**
Lady Mois, you're the only one
I can count on right now!
**[13:15] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[13:18] ---**
Mimicry, disable!
**[13:23] ---**
Gero?
**[13:24] ---**
I just have to break the mask, right?
**[13:26] ---**
N-No, wait, Lady Mois, ma'am...
**[13:29] ---**
If you do that, instead of just the mask,
**[13:31] ---**
my whole head will split apart...
**[13:34] ---**
Armageddon! One ten-thousandth!
**[13:38] ---**
Gero gero!
**[13:42] ---**
A-Alisa-chan! What are you...
**[13:44] ---**
Laundry.
**[13:46] ---**
Well, I can tell that, but...
**[13:48] ---**
Daddy said to do it.
**[13:50] ---**
Well, we are encroaching on you, so I
thought we should be of at least some help.
**[13:54] ---**
Th-That's helpful, but...
**[13:59] ---**
To get the stubborn stains out,
**[14:01] ---**
we'll set it to heavy duty cycle.
**[14:03] ---**
Heavy duty cycle.
**[14:05] ---**
Who knew something so convenient existed!
**[14:08] ---**
It'll rinse and spin it for us, too,
so we just need to wait.
**[14:13] ---**
Just need to wait.
**[14:17] ---**
Phew. Somehow survived, sir.
**[14:20] ---**
Now let's see... has Lady Alisa
gone home, sir?
**[14:25] ---**
Gero?
**[14:26] ---**
Lady Alisa is helping out?
**[14:28] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[14:30] ---**
Perfect, sir. I'll take it easy and
wait for all this to blow over, sir.
**[14:38] ---**
Are you sure you don't mind
handling the cleaning?
**[14:40] ---**
Daddy says to do it.
**[14:42] ---**
Sucking things in is my specialty.
**[14:47] ---**
Daddy.
**[14:48] ---**
Hm!
**[14:50] ---**
What are those things?!
**[14:56] ---**
Is that one of the things that
lurk in the darkness you were chasing?
**[15:00] ---**
No. It wasn't this small.
**[15:04] ---**
I feel a stronger power.
**[15:07] ---**
Those are those...
**[15:09] ---**
Fragments of the Space Okonomiyaki
FX Special, right, sir?
***SIGN*** Space Okonomiyaki FX Special
**[15:16] ---**
I'm hungry, sir.
**[15:20] ---**
Oh! What'a we got here?!
**[15:23] ---**
A surprisin' usage of fresh
ingredients, hoo boy!
***SIGN*** * Sit back when watching TV!
**[15:28] ---**
I know! Let's have sukiyaki tonight!
***SIGN*** I love sukiyaki
**[15:31] ---**
Yahoooo! Sukiyaki!
**[15:33] ---**
Ah. I...
**[15:37] ---**
I can't go out right now...
**[15:43] ---**
Oh, wow! You're so dexterous!
**[15:47] ---**
I am simply learning by example.
**[15:52] ---**
Never mind...
**[15:54] ---**
I'll make do with emergency rations.
**[15:59] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[16:02] ---**
Gero! Gero!
***SIGN*** Note: You cannot eat with a mask on!
**[16:06] ---**
You cannot eat with a mask on.
**[16:10] ---**
Huh?
**[16:12] ---**
If this continues,
and the mask doesn't come off...
**[16:17] ---**
...could I be doomed to
spend the rest of my life...
**[16:20] ---**
...as the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere"...
***SIGN*** Complete Compendium of Japanese Yokai
**[16:23] ---**
...living in the world of the darkness, sir?
***SIGN*** All Black Teeth House Creaker Ceiling Licker Invasion Goes Nowhere
**[16:28] ---**
Please cheer up.
**[16:30] ---**
Huh? Gero...
**[16:33] ---**
Living as a denizen of the darkness
is quite fun, you know!
**[16:36] ---**
A... A denizen of the darkness?
**[16:39] ---**
Ghosts and yokai don't have
school or exams, after all.
***SIGN*** Cleaning Laundry Weed-pulling Shopping Taking out the trash Garbage sorting Tests Summer homework Winter homework Spring homework Meetings Pekopon invasion
**[16:43] ---**
There are no companies or work, either!
**[16:46] ---**
This... might be all right!
**[16:49] ---**
I think yokai legends also served
the purpose of teaching children
**[16:54] ---**
that they mustn't lie or be lazy.
**[16:58] ---**
Erk. Lying... and being lazy...
**[17:03] ---**
Those certainly ring a bell.
**[17:06] ---**
Okay.
**[17:18] ---**
How is it?
**[17:19] ---**
Good?
**[17:23] ---**
This is...
**[17:24] ---**
Yeah, yeah?
**[17:25] ---**
A surprising usage of fresh
ingredients... hoo boy.
**[17:32] ---**
W-Well...!
**[17:33] ---**
Well, you've never had it before, so...
**[17:36] ---**
I guess you can't really compare.
**[17:38] ---**
I-It's good.
**[17:41] ---**
Daddy. One that lurks.
**[17:43] ---**
Alisa-chan?!
**[17:47] ---**
Too slow?
**[17:48] ---**
Alisa-chan?
**[17:49] ---**
Is everything okay?
**[17:53] ---**
It's so sparkly!
**[17:54] ---**
Who in the world...?
**[17:56] ---**
Phew.
**[17:58] ---**
I still can't appear in front of anyone...
**[18:01] ---**
...but from now on, let me live a proper life,
without lies or laziness.
**[18:06] ---**
The yokai "Grime Licker" did this!
**[18:08] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:09] ---**
It's a yokai that makes your bathroom
sparkling clean while you're not looking!
**[18:16] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
***SIGN*** Grime Licker
**[18:17] ---**
Thank you, Grime Licker!
**[18:20] ---**
But I was the one who cleaned the bath...
**[18:23] ---**
It'd be really useful if a
yokai like that existed.
**[18:28] ---**
Daddy!
**[18:30] ---**
Gero!!
**[18:35] ---**
Sarge?
**[18:35] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[18:36] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[18:38] ---**
You're still wearing that mask?
**[18:41] ---**
I... I want to apologize, sir...
**[18:45] ---**
Wait, Alisa-chan!
**[18:46] ---**
That's Sarge!
He's not one of those who lurk in the dark!
**[18:49] ---**
I know.
**[18:52] ---**
We were actually chasing...
**[18:55] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero.
**[18:59] ---**
I am...
**[19:00] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[19:02] ---**
...the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere," sir.
**[19:08] ---**
It has shown its true form.
**[19:13] ---**
Got it.
**[19:15] ---**
Looks like that mask is the problem.
**[19:17] ---**
Mask?
**[19:18] ---**
I see! Sarge is being
controlled by that mask!
**[19:24] ---**
I've heard of this in old stories!
**[19:26] ---**
Someone who put on a mask and
threatened people, got cursed for it,
**[19:30] ---**
and couldn't take the mask off ever again...
**[19:34] ---**
A story of a cursed mask.
**[19:40] ---**
A-A-A-And you're saying
that's the cursed mask?
**[19:44] ---**
Gero!
**[19:49] ---**
Gero!
**[19:50] ---**
Daddy.
**[19:52] ---**
Gero!
**[19:53] ---**
Good!
***SIGN*** Standard Cycle Heavy Duty Cycle
***SIGN*** Self-wash Cycle Wool Cycle
**[20:00] ---**
Heavy duty cycle. Just need to wait.
**[20:09] ---**
Paper thin...
**[20:14] ---**
Uncle!
**[20:15] ---**
How did this cursed mask find its way in?
**[20:19] ---**
To be precise, it's a space parasite
that controls its host by attaching to its face, nyo.
**[20:26] ---**
Wh-What's this?!
**[20:28] ---**
What's wrong?
**[20:28] ---**
A surprising usage of fresh
ingredients... hoo boy!
**[20:34] ---**
Daddy...
**[20:36] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[20:37] ---**
I just wanted to say it.
**[20:43] ---**
I've been totally forgotten.
**[20:47] ---**
A few days later.
***SIGN*** Scheduled Invasion Strategy Meeting
**[20:51] ---**
As usual, I still can't think
of any good strategies, sir...
***SIGN*** Meditating
***SIGN*** Eating
**[20:55] ---**
We've really hit a wall, sir.
***SIGN*** Zonked Out
***SIGN*** Ticked Off
**[20:58] ---**
I know!
**[21:00] ---**
This must be... the yokai "Even though
I had a whole week to think about it,
***SIGN*** Yokai "Even though I had a whole week to think about it, I lazed about and before I knew it, it was the day of the deadline and my panicked brain refused to come up with anything"
**[21:05] ---**
I lazed about, and before I knew it,
**[21:07] ---**
it was the day of the deadline and my
panicked brain refused to come up with anything,"
**[21:11] ---**
without a doubt.
**[21:14] ---**
He's torscht.
**[21:16] ---**
Too long!
**[21:20] ---**
So, did you enjoy our tale?
**[21:22] ---**
If you laze about or tell lies,
**[21:25] ---**
scary, scary yokai might come
to pay you a visit, too.
**[21:27] ---**
Well, then... until next time.
**[21:29] ---**
Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[21:32] ---**
Noooorscht!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Minor-Part Warriors Minorangers
**[23:07] ---**
If you ask me, I'm Joriri!
**[23:10] ---**
My abode is a detached house with a garden.
**[23:11] ---**
A single-story bungalow with two cubicles,
***SIGN*** I'm not doing anything
**[23:14] ---**
and a huge garden complete with swings!
***SIGN*** Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
**[23:15] ---**
I've got a drinks bar, too,
I'll have you know!
**[23:18] ---**
Never mind that.
**[23:19] ---**
That's... a park, with a toilet.
***SIGN*** Gratitude
**[23:22] ---**
"Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E187 - Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir! / Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKN35/keroro-appreciate-labor-sir--keroro-fight-minorangers-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
***SIGN*** Labor Appreciation Day
**[01:31] ---**
It will soon be Labor Appreciation Day.
**[01:33] ---**
That's the day when we all thank
each other for our hard work.
**[01:38] ---**
Good grief.
**[01:40] ---**
Office work is so laborious, sir.
**[01:43] ---**
And I have to think of a strategy that
capitalizes on Labor Appreciation Day, too...
**[01:47] ---**
Oh! I know!
***SIGN*** Gundam models
***SIGN*** Appreciation
***SIGN*** Appreciation
**[01:49] ---**
I should present the salarymen
who hold up Pekopon
**[01:51] ---**
with Gundam models in reward
for their daily work!
**[01:54] ---**
A grand operation to capture the hearts
of those tired corporate soldiers!
***SIGN*** Something-or-other Station
**[01:58] ---**
Wait. What part of that
was an invasion strategy?
**[02:02] ---**
I'm working so hard, my brain cells
are starting to overheat, sir.
**[02:08] ---**
Gero? Thanksgiving...
**[02:10] ---**
I'm the one doing all this hard work...
**[02:13] ---**
Isn't it me who should be thanked, sir?!
***SIGN*** Appreciation
**[02:21] ---**
Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir!
**[02:26] ---**
Everyone listening, sir?
Tomorrow is Labor Appreciation Day!
**[02:31] ---**
It is important to express thanks to
all those people hounded by hard work, sir!
***SIGN*** Which
is why
**[02:36] ---**
Which is why!
**[02:37] ---**
Though it is one day early, I, burdened with
the heavy duty and daily strife of leadership,
**[02:42] ---**
deserve to receive your
expressions of thanks, sir!
***SIGN*** Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** Silence
***SIGN*** Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
**[02:50] ---**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[02:52] ---**
How stupid can you get?
**[02:54] ---**
I'll be grateful to you once the Pekopon invasion
is completed, and not a moment before.
**[02:58] ---**
I have nothing else to thank you for!
**[03:01] ---**
What are you saying?!
**[03:03] ---**
Being a leader is hard work, you know, sir!
***SIGN*** Thank you for what you do every day ♡
**[03:06] ---**
Dororo, Tamama, you both understand,
right, sir siree?
**[03:10] ---**
Gero...
**[03:11] ---**
They're looking the other way.
**[03:13] ---**
My wages for last month...
**[03:15] ---**
...are still unpaid, my honorable leader.
**[03:18] ---**
Everyone always closes their eyes
to Mr. Sergeant's half-baked work.
**[03:24] ---**
I don't mind thanking you,
**[03:26] ---**
but it'll cost you...
**[03:28] ---**
Nah, I'm good.
**[03:30] ---**
As for me,
**[03:31] ---**
even if Uncle makes me do the work,
**[03:33] ---**
I'm grateful just to have him beside me!
**[03:36] ---**
Or, like, selfish lazing?
**[03:38] ---**
I feel like that's not actually thanks.
**[03:41] ---**
There you have it. As yet,
I've nothing to be grateful to you for!
***SIGN*** Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
**[03:46] ---**
Mm. Mm. Mm.
**[03:48] ---**
Gero...
**[03:51] ---**
Even I...
**[03:53] ---**
Even I... am doing my best!
***SIGN*** Thank you for what you do every day ♡
**[03:58] ---**
You're all so mean!
**[04:00] ---**
Stuff this leader crap!
**[04:05] ---**
Ahh... He ran away.
**[04:07] ---**
Dear me.
**[04:09] ---**
Forget it. He'll be back by tomorrow.
**[04:12] ---**
That might be too late.
**[04:18] ---**
This is...
**[04:20] ---**
A mountain of documents,
just as it looks.
***SIGN*** Let us be grateful for our honorable leader!
**[04:22] ---**
If we don't get these sorted out today,
**[04:24] ---**
we might go another month without pay.
**[04:30] ---**
Tch. What's with those guys?
***SIGN*** J #12 Park
**[04:32] ---**
They don't understand
any of my hardships, sir!
**[04:35] ---**
Rassin' frassin'.
***SIGN*** J #12 Park
**[04:38] ---**
Huh? I'm pretty sure I just saw...
**[04:40] ---**
If you ask me, everyone is lost.
**[04:43] ---**
Gero?
**[04:44] ---**
For when you get lost, curry and rice!
**[04:46] ---**
Joriri! When did you get there?
**[04:49] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[04:52] ---**
Shops with bad curry will be bad,
no matter what you eat.
**[04:57] ---**
How nice not to have a
care in the world, sir...
**[05:01] ---**
Oh! Yes!
**[05:03] ---**
Why didn't I realize this?!
**[05:06] ---**
Please, sir!
**[05:08] ---**
I want to live as freely and
carefreely as you, Joriri!
**[05:12] ---**
Please pass down the wisdom
of how to live as you do!
**[05:15] ---**
Okay? Please?
**[05:20] ---**
Follow me, then.
**[05:22] ---**
So? What do you normally do
all the time, Joriri, sir?
**[05:26] ---**
Do you know the saying
"Tomorrow's wind blows tomorrow?"
**[05:30] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[05:32] ---**
When the wind is blowing, it's easier
to break records in track and field.
**[05:35] ---**
Gero...
**[05:36] ---**
If you ask me, shot put is the most
plain event in track and field.
**[05:40] ---**
Yet it is suprisingly difficult.
**[05:43] ---**
Gero.
**[05:47] ---**
Gero!!
**[05:49] ---**
Hey, Joriri! Who asked you to do that?!
**[05:52] ---**
And why are you running away?!
**[05:54] ---**
If you ask me, the one who runs
the fastest has the quickest legs!
**[05:58] ---**
That is not what I asked, sir!
**[06:08] ---**
Gero. Gero gero.
**[06:11] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[06:15] ---**
Gero...!
**[06:17] ---**
Is this buried gold?!
**[06:18] ---**
If you ask me, money comes and goes.
**[06:23] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[06:25] ---**
The prize money for the Tenkaichi Budokai
should be spent at Chinese restaurants!
**[06:30] ---**
Yahoo!
***SIGN*** Pot
***SIGN*** Pawn
**[06:31] ---**
Unexpected incidental income, sir!
**[06:34] ---**
Space pawn shop!
***SIGN*** Cash
**[06:35] ---**
I'm going to have tons of fun, sir!
**[06:45] ---**
Gero...
**[06:47] ---**
Penniless in no time, sir.
**[06:49] ---**
Wanna head back up?
**[06:51] ---**
I see.
**[06:53] ---**
So even if you don't have money,
you have time.
**[06:57] ---**
You have lots of friends,
don't you, Joriri, sir?
**[07:00] ---**
Meanwhile, the Keroro Platoon,
absent of Keroro...
**[07:06] ---**
It never ends.
**[07:09] ---**
Where in heavens is our honorable leader?
**[07:11] ---**
Anyway, for now, let's just
all do the best we can!
**[07:14] ---**
Let's do this!
**[07:15] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:18] ---**
Ah, Joriri, your way of life is so nice, sir.
**[07:22] ---**
Freedom is the best, sir.
**[07:26] ---**
Joriri! I'm going to sleep now, sir!
**[07:30] ---**
Mustn't sleep!
**[07:31] ---**
...Why?
**[07:33] ---**
G-Gero...
***SIGN*** Hard Book
***SIGN*** Annoying
Book
**[07:35] ---**
If you ask me, read books.
**[07:37] ---**
Exam-takers don't get summers.
**[07:39] ---**
Uh... it isn't even summer.
**[07:43] ---**
If you ask me, keep walking.
**[07:45] ---**
Three steps forward, two steps forth.
**[07:47] ---**
Nightly target: 10,000 steps!
**[07:50] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Pedometer
**[07:51] ---**
B-By hand, sir?
**[07:54] ---**
If you ask me, take cold baths.
**[07:56] ---**
When it's hot, eat nabeyaki udon.
**[07:59] ---**
S-So cold...
**[08:01] ---**
J-Joriri... I need to use the bathroom.
**[08:05] ---**
Ah? Wait a sec.
***SIGN*** Upstream
**[08:10] ---**
Okay, go.
**[08:11] ---**
Gero?! Here?!
**[08:13] ---**
Don't try this at home, kids!
**[08:18] ---**
J-Joriri, your way of life is...
**[08:20] ---**
...pretty hard in other ways, isn't it, sir?
**[08:27] ---**
Gero? Joriri?
**[08:29] ---**
G-Gero? What's this?
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[08:32] ---**
Do you know about "day traders"?
**[08:34] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
***SIGN*** Space Stock Market
**[08:36] ---**
I eke out a living on the space stock market.
**[08:39] ---**
I... see...
**[08:41] ---**
If you ask me, take your eyes off it.
**[08:43] ---**
That girl you loved...
turn your head, and she's gone.
**[08:46] ---**
Gero...
**[08:52] ---**
Gero!
**[08:54] ---**
I can't take any more of this lifestyle!!
**[08:57] ---**
Ah, he ran.
**[08:59] ---**
And, the following morning.
**[09:01] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[09:02] ---**
You were on cleaning duty yesterday!
**[09:05] ---**
Do it properly!
**[09:07] ---**
Cut me a break.
**[09:11] ---**
Darn stuff.
***SIGN*** Brush Brush
**[09:12] ---**
How does it always get so dirty?
**[09:19] ---**
Oooh!
**[09:20] ---**
It really does make you feel good
when it's clean, sir!
**[09:24] ---**
Okay! Let's work even harder, sir!
**[09:27] [SONG] ---**
A new morning has come.
**[09:31] [SONG] ---**
A morning of ambition.
**[09:37] ---**
I feel fulfilled for the
first time in a while, sir.
**[09:42] ---**
Kero-chan.
**[09:43] ---**
Gero?
**[09:44] ---**
Today's Labor Appreciation Day, isn't it?
**[09:46] ---**
Household chores count as a family job!
**[09:50] ---**
So here's an expression of our
gratitude for your daily work.
**[09:53] ---**
Thanks for all the work you do!
**[09:55] ---**
L-Lady Mom!
**[09:57] ---**
Good work, Sarge!
**[10:00] ---**
By now, you're the best in this house
at cleaning, after all!
**[10:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[10:06] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[10:09] ---**
Thank you!
**[10:13] ---**
I feel like I've understood
the joy of hard work, sir.
**[10:16] ---**
Working your hardest is a
wonderful thing, isn't it, ma'am?
**[10:20] ---**
I'm going to change my tune,
**[10:22] ---**
carry out my duties in a way
befitting a great leader,
**[10:25] ---**
and work hard on that
invasion of Pekopon, sir!
**[10:28] ---**
We don't need that last part.
**[10:32] ---**
Men... Sorry for all the trouble I caused, sir.
**[10:36] ---**
I'll do my job as leader properly
from now on, sir.
**[10:39] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Congratulations! New Invasion Strategy Decided! Keroro Platoon
**[10:40] ---**
My honorable leader!
You have arrived at the perfect time!
**[10:42] ---**
When we all did the office work
together, it got done in no time!
**[10:46] ---**
Oooh! When did this happen?!
***SIGN*** Admin (Done)
**[10:48] ---**
And while we were at it,
we put our heads together,
**[10:51] ---**
and miraculously came up with
a perfect invasion strategy!
**[10:54] ---**
R-Really?!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Machine
**[10:56] ---**
Once we start up this Labor
Appreciation Day-exclusive machine,
**[10:59] ---**
the invasion of Pekopon will be
completed in the blink of an eye!
**[11:03] ---**
Gero! Brilliant!
**[11:05] ---**
This is all because we were able to concentrate
because you were not here, Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:10] ---**
Thank you, Keroro!
**[11:12] ---**
Ah, really? Man, being
thanked feels good, sir!
**[11:16] ---**
...Wait.
***SIGN*** ...Wait.
**[11:18] ---**
What the heck?!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Machine
**[11:20] ---**
Grrrrrrr! What's all this about things
going well when I'm not here, huh?!
***SIGN*** Taut
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Machine
**[11:33] ---**
Gero!
**[11:35] ---**
And so, Sergeant Keroro learned
the meaning of thanksgiving.
**[11:38] ---**
But the road to invasion looks long.
***SIGN*** Shichimi
**[11:49] ---**
When you all eat gyuudon, how do you eat it?
**[11:52] ---**
Do you put shichimi on it,
sesame seeds, or...
**[11:56] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Gerooooooooo
**[11:58] ---**
Wh-What have I done?!
**[12:01] ---**
I treated myself to a gyuudon,
**[12:04] ---**
and I forgot to take any red pickled ginger!
**[12:08] ---**
Without the ginger,
**[12:10] ---**
I feel like half the fun of
my gyuudon time is gone...
**[12:25] ---**
Gero...
**[12:27] ---**
That's...
**[12:30] ---**
Just then... the god of invasions...
**[12:32] ---**
...descended upon Sergeant Keroro's head!
***SIGN*** God
**[12:43] ---**
Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!
**[12:50] ---**
Good morning, men.
**[12:51] ---**
Before we begin, take a look at this.
***SIGN*** Potato
Chips
***SIGN*** Beef
**[12:55] ---**
Gyuudon?
**[12:56] ---**
This part.
**[12:58] ---**
This flavor accentuates and highlights
the main character known as the gyuudon.
***SIGN*** Red Pickled Ginger
**[13:02] ---**
The ultimate minor ingredient,
red pickled ginger!
***SIGN*** Parsley
***SIGN*** Tenkasu
**[13:06] ---**
My research tells me that
**[13:07] ---**
Pekoponians employ "supporting
elements" such as this ginger
***SIGN*** Pickled ginger
***SIGN*** Red pickled ginger
**[13:10] ---**
for a wide variety of foods,
and tend to treasure them highly!
***SIGN*** Aonori
***SIGN*** Scallions
***SIGN*** Red pickled ginger
***SIGN*** Tsuma
**[13:14] ---**
And so! Beginning with this ginger,
**[13:17] ---**
we shall sneakily steal away these minor
ingredients supporting the main dishes, sir!
***SIGN*** Potato
Chips
**[13:22] ---**
The Pekoponians,
deprived of their enjoyment of food,
**[13:25] ---**
will without doubt suffer and
lose their will to fight!
**[13:27] ---**
I see!
**[13:29] ---**
For once, this strategy of yours
seems to be on-point.
**[13:32] ---**
Or, like, cogent reasons?
**[13:34] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[13:35] ---**
I cannot approve of this.
**[13:38] ---**
To begin with, depriving a person
of the joy of food is—
**[13:40] ---**
Come on, then, Kululu!
**[13:42] ---**
Need your help!
**[13:42] ---**
Oh?
**[13:43] ---**
Listen to me, Keroro-kun...
***SIGN*** Tenkasu
***SIGN*** Tsuma
***SIGN*** Red pickled ginger
***SIGN*** Parsley
***SIGN*** Aonori
**[13:46] ---**
Ooh! What marvellous
minor-character-like ingredients!
**[13:57] ---**
The piquant one with the bright red body!
**[13:59] ---**
Everyone's condiment, Pickled Ginger Red!
**[14:01] ---**
Hyah!
***SIGN*** Minor
**[14:02] ---**
It's green, but Blue!
**[14:04] ---**
Sprinkle it on, Aonori Blue!
**[14:07] ---**
Sprinkle-sprinkle!
**[14:08] ---**
Not afros, vegetables!
**[14:10] ---**
Eat it all up, Parsley Green!
**[14:12] ---**
Bushy-bushy!
**[14:14] ---**
Makes you want to dump them
on your soba noodles!
**[14:16] ---**
You're so fatty, Tenkasu Yellow!
**[14:18] ---**
Smile...
**[14:20] ---**
Don't forget for all your raw foods!
**[14:22] ---**
Friend of your digestive system:
Sashimi Tsuma White!
***SIGN*** This
**[14:25] ---**
Ta-da!
**[14:26] ---**
Minor-Part Warriors:
***SIGN*** Minor-Part Warriors
**[14:29] ---**
Minorangers!
***SIGN*** Minorangers
**[14:31] ---**
Th-They seem... pretty dull.
***SIGN*** Gloooooom
**[14:35] ---**
Minorangers!
**[14:37] ---**
Gather all the condiments from around the city
and make those Pekoponians suffer, sir!
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[14:41] ---**
It's impossible.
We only have minor roles, after all.
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[14:45] ---**
No one would probably miss us
if we disappeared, anyway...
**[14:48] ---**
That's me...
***SIGN*** Mutter
Mutter
Mutter
**[14:49] ---**
Yeah, I know what you mean...
**[14:51] ---**
Who cares, who cares...
**[14:53] ---**
Why are they in the corner?
**[14:55] ---**
It looks like their minor roles got to them.
They're strangely self-deprecating.
**[14:59] ---**
Or, like, troubles ahead?
**[15:00] ---**
My honorable leader.
For their sakes, if nothing else,
**[15:04] ---**
it may be better to abort th—
**[15:06] ---**
Guys, come on!
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter
**[15:07] ---**
Isn't this just the kind of time when
you want to get right in the spotlight?
**[15:11] ---**
I think it's a great chance for you
to assert your presence!
**[15:15] ---**
Listen to me, Keroro-kun...
**[15:17] ---**
Excuse me...
**[15:18] ---**
Yes?
**[15:19] ---**
Green?
**[15:20] ---**
I get put beside fried prawns and stuff...
**[15:24] ---**
But... most people won't eat me.
**[15:27] ---**
They only see me as a decoration...
**[15:31] ---**
I'm a food, as well...
**[15:34] ---**
I feel like crying...
**[15:35] ---**
Green... You're...
**[15:38] ---**
I'm just like you...
I end up left next to the sashimi,
**[15:41] ---**
and most people won't eat me.
**[15:44] ---**
Everyone hates me because
I get stuck on their teeth.
**[15:47] ---**
Yes... And people complain about me when
I come served on top of the yakisoba...
**[15:52] ---**
I've been told that charging extra for tanuki soba
is a joke because I'm just tempura refuse.
**[15:56] ---**
I understand! I understand how you feel!
**[15:59] ---**
How the heck do you understand?!
**[16:01] ---**
I really think now's the time
for you to all unite,
**[16:03] ---**
and get your revenge on
those Pekoponians, sir!
***SIGN*** Aonori
**[16:06] ---**
...Should we?
**[16:07] ---**
I... want to do it!
**[16:09] ---**
Me, too.
**[16:10] ---**
It sounds nice.
**[16:14] ---**
All right. Let's do it.
***SIGN*** Yeahhh
**[16:18] ---**
It's like...
**[16:19] ---**
Let's do our best.
**[16:20] ---**
...I have absolutely no idea
if they're fired up or not.
**[16:25] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:25] ---**
Go, fight!
**[16:26] ---**
Not quite it...
**[16:28] ---**
Everyone, fight!
**[16:29] ---**
Yeah, that sounds good!
**[16:33] ---**
Red pickled ginger, gather!
**[16:36] ---**
Aonori, harvest!
**[16:39] ---**
Parsley, adhere!
**[16:41] ---**
Tenkasu, collect!
**[16:43] ---**
Sashimi tsuma, inbound!
**[16:46] ---**
Let me explain!
**[16:47] ---**
By gathering up all of their respective
ingredients, the Minorangers...
**[16:51] ---**
...achieve pretty much nothing!
**[16:53] ---**
These are all condiments!
***SIGN*** Plonkity-plonk
**[16:55] ---**
All the condiments in the city are now here!
**[16:58] ---**
I'm sure looking forward to tomorrow, sir!
***SIGN*** Restaurant Oba-chan Meal-Set Restaurant Oba-chan
**[17:02] ---**
Oh no! We're out of parsley!
**[17:05] ---**
Don't you have any red pickled ginger
or aonori or tenkasu?
**[17:08] ---**
That sucks...
**[17:10] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:11] ---**
I'm sorry. We're out of tsuma.
**[17:13] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Troubled
**[17:15] ---**
We're receiving operation success
reports from every area!
**[17:19] ---**
Or, like, smoothly sailing?
**[17:21] ---**
This time! This time, we have
won a total victory, sir!
**[17:25] ---**
The Pekoponians are wailing and suffering!
**[17:28] ---**
It's not a fancy plan, but...
**[17:30] ---**
...it appears to be true that they are
psychologically cornered.
**[17:33] ---**
Not bad, Keroro.
**[17:35] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[17:36] ---**
I-It looks like it's going well...
**[17:39] ---**
Th-This was the right thing to do, right?
***SIGN*** News N
***SIGN*** Oba-chan Meal-Set Restaurant
***SIGN*** Police
Superintendent
***SIGN*** The condiments disappeared!
"Suddenly..."
**[17:43] ---**
All the condiments throughout Inner-Tokyo
have vanished suddenly, without a trace!
**[17:46] ---**
The police are investigating this bizarre case,
along with specially-formed task force...
**[17:50] ---**
Ahh!
**[17:51] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:52] ---**
Look, even the condiment
in my cup yakisoba is gone!
***SIGN*** Sauce
**[17:56] ---**
Huh?
**[17:57] ---**
I don't really notice them normally, but...
***SIGN*** Red pickled ginger
***SIGN*** Aonori
**[18:00] ---**
...come to think of it, a yakisoba
with no aonori or ginger is pretty lacking.
**[18:05] ---**
These are the kinds of things
you notice after they're gone.
**[18:09] ---**
Could... this be...
***SIGN*** I'm not doing anything.
**[18:13] ---**
"I'm not doing anything."
**[18:15] ---**
I knew it.
**[18:17] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[18:20] ---**
STUPID FROG!
**[18:20] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:23] ---**
I knew this was your doing again!
**[18:26] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[18:28] ---**
Honestly!
**[18:29] ---**
You mustn't do things like this, Sarge!
**[18:31] ---**
Well... uh... the thing is...
**[18:34] ---**
Do it.
**[18:34] ---**
Click!
**[18:38] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:39] ---**
I won't let you interfere this time, ma'am!
**[18:42] ---**
It's sad, but this is war.
**[18:45] ---**
We should widen our operation
from Inner-Tokyo,
**[18:47] ---**
and steal all the aonori, tenkasu, tsuma
and parsely from throughout Pekopon!
**[18:51] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[18:53] ---**
Wh—
**[18:54] ---**
What did you say?!
**[18:56] ---**
What?! But I quite like parsley!
**[19:00] ---**
Your sense of taste is quite niche, isn't it.
**[19:03] ---**
You think? It's pretty tasty.
**[19:07] ---**
Green...
**[19:08] ---**
Right! Let's expand our
area of operation, sir!
**[19:11] ---**
Minorangers, move out, sir!
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[19:15] ---**
Gero? What's wrong, sir?
**[19:18] ---**
Once again! Minorangers, move out!
**[19:23] ---**
Sure...
**[19:23] ---**
Right...
**[19:24] ---**
Yeah...
**[19:26] ---**
Sorry...
**[19:27] ---**
Green?
**[19:28] ---**
Sorry, guys... I can't.
**[19:31] ---**
What's wrong?
**[19:32] ---**
Well, it's nothing...
**[19:34] ---**
What do the words of someone
as forgettable as me matter, anyway?
**[19:38] ---**
Speak your mind, friend.
**[19:40] ---**
It matters not whether you
stand out or otherwise.
**[19:43] ---**
You should say whatever it is
you wish to say!
**[19:48] ---**
I...
**[19:50] ---**
Rather than trying to get people
to notice me by not being eaten...
**[19:54] ---**
...even if it means they don't notice me...
**[19:57] ---**
...I think I'd be happier to have
even one more person eat me.
**[20:07] ---**
You're right. After all, we are foods.
**[20:10] ---**
Leader!
**[20:12] ---**
Leader!
**[20:14] ---**
Now is the time...
**[20:15] ---**
...for us to stand
in the middle of the stage...
***SIGN*** Center Stage
**[20:18] ---**
...and fight!
**[20:20] ---**
Gero...
**[20:21] ---**
What did you say?!
**[20:23] ---**
Those who disturb the peace
at the dinner table...
**[20:26] ---**
We will defeat them!
**[20:28] ---**
A clearly unpracticed team pose!
**[20:30] ---**
How dare you mere minor characters...
**[20:32] ---**
...betray the main hero!?
**[20:34] ---**
You are no zako (small fries), boys! No zako!
**[20:37] ---**
Get them, my minions, sir!
**[20:40] ---**
Already surrendered unconditionally!
**[20:42] ---**
Gero?
**[20:42] ---**
Let's do this! Minorangers,
Magic Circle Attack!
**[20:46] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:47] ---**
But there's five of you?
**[20:48] ---**
Release!
**[20:49] ---**
Toss!
**[20:50] ---**
Receive!
**[20:53] ---**
Attack!
**[20:54] ---**
Gero!
**[21:00] ---**
Darn you...
**[21:01] ---**
Minor-Part Warriors!
**[21:02] ---**
Minorangers!
**[21:04] ---**
Their poses are definitely off.
**[21:06] ---**
Wait, who are these guys?
**[21:08] ---**
D-Don't ask me...
**[21:09] ---**
Nin, nin.
**[21:12] ---**
You really do need red pickled ginger.
**[21:14] ---**
Sis, parsley, please!
**[21:17] ---**
Yes, they may have only minor roles,
but we can't do without them!
**[21:22] ---**
Incidentally, for some
considerable time after,
***SIGN*** Aonori
***SIGN*** Red pickled ginger
**[21:24] ---**
the gathered condiments became
Keroro's staple foods.
**[21:28] ---**
I don't feel like I've eaten anything.
**[21:30] ---**
Too spicy.
**[21:31] ---**
Too bitter...
**[21:32] ---**
I've got aonori stuck on my teeth!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir.
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[23:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi loves stuffed toys!
**[23:11] ---**
On Pekopon, they're fluffy and cuddly, but...
**[23:14] ---**
...the ones on Keron are damp and sticky.
**[23:17] ---**
Their moist and slimy skin
is super realistic to the touch.
**[23:20] ---**
They're cute and irresistibly huggable, sir!
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that. Do you remember Gyororo?
**[23:26] ---**
"Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E188 - Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X8VG/nuii-dont-throw-me-away-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:35] ---**
Someday, we all have to say goodbye.
**[01:39] ---**
Yeah...
**[01:50] ---**
Bye bye... Kuu-chan...
**[02:01] ---**
Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!
**[02:08] ---**
Can you hear it?
***SIGN*** Unlawful Dumping Strictly Prohibited
**[02:10] ---**
The voices of those who are no longer wanted,
who have been thrown away...
**[02:17] ---**
Please... tell me...
**[02:20] ---**
Who am I?
**[02:22] ---**
Who am I?
**[02:32] [SONG] ---**
Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
**[02:35] [SONG] ---**
Cleaning is all su-su no suck suck suck!
**[02:38] ---**
I'm home!
**[02:40] ---**
Welcome back!
**[02:40] ---**
Welcome back, ma'am!
**[02:44] ---**
What is this?
**[02:54] ---**
H-Hey! Giroro!
**[02:57] ---**
What are you doing?
**[02:59] ---**
W-Well... I...
**[03:01] ---**
I felt some kind of... bloodlust...
**[03:04] ---**
Looks like... I was imagining it.
**[03:07] ---**
Lady Natsumi, what's with
the dirty stuffed toy?
**[03:10] ---**
Ah, this?
**[03:12] ---**
I picked her up. Someone had thrown her away.
**[03:15] ---**
P-Picked it up?!
**[03:17] ---**
I-It's trash, ma'am?
**[03:19] ---**
I'll go throw it away,
ma'am, right this moment!
**[03:21] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[03:23] ---**
We have to get rid of
the things we don't need!
**[03:26] ---**
Otherwise the house will fill up with stuff
and become a house of trash, ma'am!
**[03:30] ---**
You have no right to say that!
**[03:32] ---**
You keep lots of junk you don't need
preciously stored away!
***SIGN*** Heh...
**[03:37] ---**
That is all a thing of the past, ma'am.
**[03:41] ---**
This morning, I was feeling that I was
doing Lady Mom a disservice,
**[03:44] ---**
so I took all of the *Shonen Alphas*
that I had finished reading,
**[03:46] ---**
and put them out for recycling.
**[03:48] ---**
After pouring cans of coffee all over them!
**[03:51] ---**
Cans of coffee?
**[03:53] ---**
All over them?
**[03:55] ---**
Correct! Carefully... over every page...
**[03:58] ---**
...so no one else can pick it up and read it!
**[04:01] ---**
That *Shonen Alpha* was my possession!
**[04:03] ---**
As if I'm gonna let some stranger
read it for free!
**[04:06] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero.
**[04:08] ---**
Gero gero gero gero...
**[04:12] ---**
Gero?
**[04:14] ---**
Did I say something weird?
**[04:16] ---**
Sarge... The god of books is weeping...
***SIGN*** God of Books
(Imagined Illustration)
**[04:21] ---**
Also the god of canned coffee.
***SIGN*** God of Canned Coffee (Imagined Illustration)
**[04:25] ---**
Pathetic... You're so pathetic, Keroro!
**[04:28] ---**
What's your problem?!
***SIGN*** Monster
**[04:29] ---**
All ganging up on me and making me out
to be some kind of monster!
**[04:32] ---**
In the first place, you're the bad one here
for bringing that stuffed toy in!
**[04:36] ---**
I'll go throw it out right away, ma'am!
**[04:38] ---**
It might be stained through with coffee!
**[04:40] ---**
No! I don't want to!
**[04:42] ---**
Are you trying to dirty up the room?!
**[04:44] ---**
I just cleaned it!
**[04:46] ---**
Stop it, Sarge. Sis doesn't want to.
**[04:49] ---**
Keroro. You're wrong,
so stop before you embarrass yourself.
**[04:53] ---**
Why did you pick up
that stuffed toy, though, Sis?
**[04:57] ---**
Are there some circumstances behind this?
**[05:02] ---**
Because she...
**[05:04] ---**
She looked like Kuu-chan.
**[05:06] ---**
Kuu-chan?
**[05:08] ---**
Yep.
**[05:10] ---**
You remember that when we were young,
we were living separately for a while?
**[05:15] ---**
Yeah...
**[05:16] ---**
Even back then, Mom was busy with work,
**[05:19] ---**
and I was often left
alone in the house by myself.
**[05:23] ---**
But I always had Kuu-chan by my side.
**[05:27] ---**
A little bear called Kuu-chan.
**[05:29] ---**
Here you go, Kuu-chan!
Make sure to chew it well!
**[05:33] ---**
At mealtimes...
**[05:35] ---**
Kuu-chan, I love you...
**[05:37] ---**
...and bedtimes...
**[05:41] ---**
I'm scared, Kuu-chan!
**[05:45] ---**
...we were always together.
**[05:48] ---**
It feels good, doesn't it, Kuu-chan?
**[05:51] ---**
But...
**[05:52] ---**
Kuu-chan, quick, quick!
**[05:55] ---**
As we spent time together, Kuu-chan
started to get more and more worn out.
**[06:01] ---**
I got her fixed every time, but...
**[06:03] ---**
...it got to the point where
she was really beyond repair.
**[06:08] ---**
So one day...
**[06:15] ---**
In truth, I really didn't
want to throw her away.
**[06:18] ---**
I didn't want to say goodbye.
**[06:22] ---**
But... as time went by,
**[06:25] ---**
I started to forget about Kuu-chan.
**[06:30] ---**
But today,
**[06:31] ---**
the moment I saw this, I remembered.
**[06:36] ---**
All about that day.
**[06:39] ---**
I remembered that I never really wanted
to say goodbye to Kuu-chan.
**[06:44] ---**
So that's what happened...
**[06:48] ---**
What a sentimental tale, ma'am.
**[06:51] ---**
I guess this means you are a girl after all,
despite all your normal behavior, ma'am!
**[06:56] ---**
Well, sorry!
**[07:01] ---**
I think it was... in here...
**[07:05] ---**
Aha! I found it!
**[07:07] ---**
Aww, this brings back so many memories!
**[07:11] ---**
Who...
**[07:13] ---**
...am I?
**[07:16] ---**
Who... am I?
**[07:20] ---**
"Who"? Who said that?
**[07:24] ---**
Am I hearing things?
**[07:27] ---**
It didn't sound like that...
**[07:29] ---**
Please!
**[07:31] ---**
Tell me. Tell me...
**[07:36] ---**
It's talking!
***SIGN*** It's talking
**[07:39] ---**
Ah... Sis?
**[07:42] ---**
Tell me. Who am I?
**[07:46] ---**
You're right! It really is talking!
**[07:48] ---**
Wow! This is amazing, Sis!
**[07:51] ---**
It's a tsukumogami! I'm sure of it!
**[07:54] ---**
Tsukumogami?
**[07:55] ---**
Yes!
**[07:56] ---**
Objects and vessels have long been said
**[07:58] ---**
to develop souls after they have
existed for a hundred years.
**[08:01] ---**
When an object gets a soul,
it's called a tsukumogami.
***SIGN*** Tsukumogami
**[08:05] ---**
I don't think this stuffed toy
is a hundred years old,
**[08:09] ---**
but it must have developed a soul
in response to your feelings!
**[08:12] ---**
My feelings...?
**[08:15] ---**
Can that happen?
**[08:16] ---**
It can, it can!
***SIGN*** Aliens
***SIGN*** Ghosts
**[08:18] ---**
Aliens, ghosts, and UMA exist,
***SIGN*** Tsukumogami
**[08:21] ---**
so tsukumogami are perfectly possible!
**[08:23] ---**
And, I mean, it *is* talking, after all!
**[08:26] ---**
She... has a soul?
**[08:30] ---**
Fuyuki, let's keep this our secret!
**[08:34] ---**
I bet there'll be some kind of trouble
if the stupid frogs find out.
**[08:37] ---**
O-Okay.
**[08:39] ---**
Look, it fits perfectly!
**[08:41] ---**
It looks good on her!
**[08:44] ---**
Who... am I?
**[08:46] ---**
Kuu-chan. From today, your name is Kuu-chan.
**[08:50] ---**
I'm... Kuu-chan.
**[09:20] ---**
Morning the next day.
**[09:22] ---**
Ahhhh... I overslept!
**[09:26] ---**
Stay here and watch the house
until I get back, okay?
**[09:30] ---**
Okay. I'll watch the house.
**[09:34] ---**
Morning!
**[09:36] ---**
Here you are, your packed lunch.
**[09:37] ---**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Squidge
**[09:39] ---**
Gero?
**[09:40] ---**
Giroro... stuffed toy?
**[09:44] ---**
Gero...
**[09:44] ---**
I wonder who made this?
**[09:46] ---**
It's so well-made!
**[09:48] ---**
It's so fluffy and soft!
**[09:51] ---**
Ooh, it feels nice!
**[09:53] ---**
Aha... I bet that Giroro got jealous
of yesterday's stuffed toy,
**[09:58] ---**
and schemed to attract Lady Natsumi's
attention by making a stuffed toy just like him.
**[10:03] ---**
Well?! I'm right, aren't I, Giroro-san?!
**[10:08] ---**
He's not here, sir.
**[10:12] ---**
Ah! Now's not the time for this!
I'm going to be late!
**[10:16] ---**
You can have this!
**[10:19] ---**
Wahhh, I'm late, I'm late!
**[10:25] ---**
Sorry! Are you okay?
**[10:27] ---**
P-Probably...
**[10:29] ---**
Okay, let's hurry!
**[10:32] ---**
See you later, ma'am!
**[10:34] ---**
Oops! I can't hang around here, sir!
**[10:37] ---**
I need to get moving, sir!
***SIGN*** Released Today
**[10:39] ---**
To buy the treasure that's released today!
**[10:42] ---**
Keroro, on the way!
**[10:49] ---**
See you later...
**[10:52] ---**
Gyorororo... gyoro.
**[10:55] ---**
Gyoro.
**[10:59] ---**
I overslept!
**[11:02] ---**
I totally forgot that today is the
day of the Pekopon invasion meeting!
**[11:08] ---**
Ah, it looks like Sarge totally
forgot as well, you know.
***SIGN*** Released Today
**[11:11] ---**
He's gone to buy a Gundam model.
**[11:17] ---**
Th-This is...
**[11:20] ---**
That woman!
**[11:21] ---**
Trying to make a cute and lovely stuffed
toy and appeal to Mr. Sergeant, eh?
**[11:28] ---**
But it will not be so easy!
**[11:30] ---**
Take this and this and this!
**[11:32] ---**
I won't! Let! That woman! Get! Her way!
**[11:35] ---**
You woman! Do you know your place now?!
**[11:44] ---**
D-Do not look at me!
**[11:46] ---**
Do not look at me with
those pure, untainted eyes!
**[11:49] ---**
Do not look at me!
**[11:55] ---**
Disaster, disaster, I say!
**[11:57] ---**
I totally forgot about the
invasion meeting, sir!
***SIGN*** Invasion Meeting
**[12:00] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting,
ladies and gentlemen!
**[12:03] ---**
Gero?
**[12:04] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Tama-chan!
Lovey-dovey for Tama-chan!
**[12:08] ---**
You awful woman! I love you!
**[12:12] ---**
I love you, too! I love strong women!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[12:15] ---**
Strong women!
**[12:16] ---**
Wh-What are you doing, sir?
**[12:19] ---**
And when did those stuffed toys of
Private Tamama and Lady Mois appear?
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[12:25] ---**
Don't tell me... you've all been
making cute dolls of yourselves,
**[12:29] ---**
trying to gain popularity with the viewers?!
**[12:32] ---**
Too bad. Incorrect.
**[12:34] ---**
Then what the heck is all this?
**[12:36] ---**
These aren't just any old stuffed toys.
**[12:40] ---**
Gero?
**[12:42] ---**
Sis, I'm home!
**[12:45] ---**
Huh? She's still not back.
**[12:50] ---**
I'm home, Kuu-chan.
**[12:51] ---**
Welcome back, Fuyuki-kun.
**[12:54] ---**
Hey, would you let me research you?
**[12:57] ---**
I think it's not every day that
you get to see a real tsukumogami.
**[13:03] ---**
Gero?! Th-Then, these stuffed toys are...
**[13:07] ---**
...the people themselves, sir?!
**[13:10] ---**
No doubt about it.
**[13:12] ---**
I detected a small vital response
from each of the stuffed toys.
**[13:16] ---**
Investigated it, and bam,
it's those very people.
**[13:20] ---**
Who in the world... and why?
**[13:24] ---**
Kuu-chan, I'm home.
**[13:26] ---**
Welcome back, Natsumi-chan.
**[13:28] ---**
Hey, do you want to go outside with me?
**[13:32] ---**
The previous Kuu-chan and me,
we were always together.
**[13:36] ---**
Always together...
**[13:39] ---**
Yep.
**[13:40] ---**
Always, no matter where we went.
**[13:43] ---**
Always, always together.
**[13:45] ---**
Always...
**[13:48] ---**
...together.
**[13:50] ---**
That's right.
**[13:52] ---**
Always, always together.
**[13:59] ---**
I loved it.
**[14:01] ---**
Watching the sun set with Kuu-chan like this.
**[14:05] ---**
I loved it, too.
**[14:09] ---**
I... remember.
**[14:11] ---**
I was always watching the sunset with you.
**[14:15] ---**
You remember...? Really?
**[14:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:18] ---**
But... that's...
**[14:20] ---**
Wait... that ribbon?
**[14:23] ---**
Maybe that ribbon held the previous
Kuu-chan's memories, and...
**[14:28] ---**
I don't know. I don't know.
**[14:32] ---**
Y-You're right.
**[14:35] ---**
I doubt it...
**[14:42] ---**
Ahh, I'm so hungry...
**[14:44] ---**
What?! It's still not ready?
**[14:48] ---**
Fuyuki was in charge of dinner tonight...
**[14:51] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[14:54] ---**
A Fuyuki stuffed toy?
**[14:58] ---**
Kuu-chan, Giroro, Fuyuki...
**[15:00] ---**
There seem to be
a lot of stuffed toys recently.
**[15:06] ---**
Th-This couldn't be...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[15:10] ---**
Y-Yes, this is...
**[15:12] ---**
Without a doubt, this is what
Fuyuki-kun has become, ma'am!
**[15:16] ---**
I knew this was your doing.
**[15:18] ---**
Gero?
**[15:19] ---**
Don't play dumb.
**[15:20] ---**
"I'll invade Pekopon with stuffed toys, sir!"
**[15:23] ---**
I bet you thought up something
like that! After seeing Kuu-chan!
**[15:26] ---**
K-Kuu-chan?
**[15:28] ---**
I'm Kuu-chan...
**[15:31] ---**
The stuffed toy is talking, sir!
**[15:33] ---**
Yes. Kuu-chan has a god in her.
**[15:36] ---**
She responded to my feelings.
**[15:39] ---**
Nope.
**[15:41] ---**
There's no god in that thing.
**[15:43] ---**
What?
**[15:44] ---**
That's a new assassin from the Shurara Corps.
**[15:48] ---**
Definitely the culprit who turned Fuyuki
and the others into stuffed toys.
**[15:52] ---**
F-For real?
**[15:54] ---**
I... I don't know... I don't know...
**[15:57] ---**
There's no point playing dumb.
**[16:00] ---**
Now, how about you turn the brats and
the old guys back to normal, huh?
**[16:04] ---**
I don't know... I don't know!
**[16:06] ---**
She's saying she doesn't know!
**[16:08] ---**
Lady Natsumi, hand it over, ma'am.
**[16:11] ---**
Then the truth will be known, ma'am!
**[16:14] ---**
Don't throw me away... Don't throw me away...
**[16:17] ---**
It's okay.
**[16:19] ---**
I won't give you to them!
**[16:21] ---**
Hey! Hold it, ma'am!
**[16:24] ---**
Don't throw me away... Don't throw me away...
**[16:27] ---**
I won't.
**[16:30] ---**
Not again!
**[16:32] ---**
I won't throw Kuu-chan away again!
**[16:35] ---**
Don't throw me away...
**[16:37] ---**
Don't throw me away!
**[16:39] ---**
Don't... throw...
**[16:41] ---**
...me... a...way!
**[16:48] ---**
Gero?
**[16:49] ---**
Kuu-chan?
**[17:01] ---**
That's... a stuffed toy
they sell on Planet Keron.
**[17:05] ---**
Even I had one when I was a little brat.
**[17:08] ---**
I am Nuii.
**[17:10] ---**
Papier‐mâché Nuii.
***SIGN*** Papier‐mâché Nuii
**[17:13] ---**
K-Kuu-chan...?
**[17:16] ---**
Nuiiiii!
**[17:18] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:18] ---**
Tch!
**[17:24] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:24] ---**
Oh, no!
**[17:28] ---**
I am Nuii.
**[17:31] ---**
Papier‐mâché Nuii.
**[17:33] ---**
Kuu-chan!
**[17:34] ---**
You were tricking me?!
**[17:36] ---**
Was everything before just an act?!
**[17:42] ---**
I am Nuii.
**[17:45] ---**
K-Kuu-chan...
**[17:47] ---**
Natsumi-dono!
**[17:49] ---**
That stuffed toy is being controlled...
**[17:52] ---**
...by him!
**[17:55] ---**
Gyorororororo...
**[17:57] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:59] ---**
Yes. He is a stuffed toy...
**[18:02] ---**
A stuffed toy thrown
in the dump on Planet Keron!
**[18:07] ---**
But by Shurara-sama's power...
**[18:09] ---**
...he was reborn!
**[18:12] ---**
And given a soul!
**[18:19] ---**
What?
**[18:20] ---**
Pekoponian girls
love stuffed toys, don't they?
**[18:24] ---**
That's why I had him make contact with you!
**[18:27] ---**
To make it easier to get
close to the Keroro Platoon!
**[18:31] ---**
Then... Kuu-chan was...?
**[18:34] ---**
Not an act.
**[18:37] ---**
He is normally a pure-hearted,
innocent stuffed toy...
**[18:41] ---**
But I just need to give him an order, and...
**[18:44] ---**
...he becomes an Oshigotonin,
**[18:45] ---**
and carries out my orders without question!
**[18:53] ---**
Gero!
**[18:55] ---**
Him next!
**[18:57] ---**
Turn him into a stuffed toy,
and rip off his Keron Star!
**[19:02] ---**
Stop it, Kuu-chan!
**[19:03] ---**
Nui?
**[19:04] ---**
Please!
**[19:06] ---**
Turn back into the Kuu-chan you were before!
**[19:08] ---**
I won't let you interfere!
**[19:09] ---**
Deal with that girl first!
**[19:14] ---**
Kuu-chan!
**[19:20] ---**
Kuu-chan...
**[19:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[19:32] ---**
Kuu-chan...
**[19:34] ---**
Curse you...
**[19:36] ---**
Don't interfere, Pekoponian!
**[19:40] ---**
Gyoro!
**[19:43] ---**
Let me go! Let me go!
**[19:46] ---**
Kuu-chan?!
**[19:48] ---**
Natsumi-chan...
**[19:49] ---**
I was naughty, wasn't I?
**[19:53] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
**[19:56] ---**
Natsumi-chan...
**[19:57] ---**
Kuu-chan...
**[19:59] ---**
Nuii... You...!
**[20:07] ---**
Kuu-chan!
**[20:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi, stand clear, ma'am!
**[20:13] ---**
Don't!
**[20:14] ---**
Stop!
**[20:15] ---**
Stop!!
**[20:21] ---**
You can't escape from the bubbles
of my "The soap bubble flew" Gun.
**[20:26] ---**
S-Still, it's surprising that someone
like that was hidden the entire time.
**[20:29] ---**
His original objective was likely
gathering information on all of us.
**[20:35] ---**
What do we do with him?
**[20:37] ---**
Extract information from him,
don't you think?
**[20:40] ---**
About the Shurara Corps.
**[20:42] ---**
Or, like, commence questions?
**[20:48] ---**
So... you're going back?
**[20:50] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:52] ---**
Because you fixed my body,
**[20:56] ---**
I remembered.
**[20:59] ---**
I remember the one who watched
the sunset with me on Planet Keron.
**[21:04] ---**
I'll go back to my friend.
**[21:11] ---**
Thank you, Natsumi-chan!
**[21:13] ---**
Goodbye!
**[21:16] ---**
I'm sure... you'll be able to find your friend,
**[21:19] ---**
Kuu-chan...
**[21:22] ---**
Listen intently...
**[21:25] ---**
You should be able to hear them.
**[21:28] ---**
The voices of the things you once held precious.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:42] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
It is Dororo.
**[23:09] ---**
I am often told that I don't
leave much of an impression,
**[23:11] ---**
but in truth, it is simply that, as a ninja,
I am cautious not to stand out.
**[23:16] ---**
If a ninja stands out,
it defeats the whole purpose.
**[23:18] ---**
It is one of the techniques I have held
since my days as an assassin,
**[23:22] ---**
and it's certainly not the case
that ever since my childhood, I—
**[23:23] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:24] ---**
L-Listen to me, Keroro-kun!
**[23:27] ---**
"Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E189 - Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW5N1/dororo-an-assassin-from-the-past-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:32] ---**
It's the dead of night,
when even the plants sleep.
**[01:43] ---**
Th-This is...
**[02:08] ---**
Dororo... Dororo!
**[02:13] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[02:14] ---**
What happened? You looked like you
were having a really bad dream.
**[02:17] ---**
Ah... no...
**[02:19] ---**
It is nothing.
**[02:20] ---**
If you're sure...
**[02:22] ---**
My apologies for making you worry.
I really am fine.
**[02:25] ---**
Okay, then. Good night.
**[02:33] ---**
Why would I dream about such a thing now?
**[02:37] ---**
I thought I had sealed that abhorrent memory
away in the deepest reaches of my heart.
**[02:44] ---**
Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!
***SIGN*** The 113th (Or Something) Pekopon Invasion Meeting
**[02:50] ---**
Uhh, so, this time,
***SIGN*** Project 00
**[02:56] ---**
we will execute Project 00, sir!
**[02:58] ---**
In other words, we bring
all our allowances to zero!
**[03:01] ---**
A groundbreaking project in which
we zero our wasted spending,
**[03:04] ---**
and secure funds for Gundam models, sir!
**[03:07] ---**
What did you say?!
**[03:07] ---**
Are you serious?!
***SIGN*** Project 00
**[03:09] ---**
Excuse me, Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[03:11] ---**
Are you listening?!
**[03:13] ---**
Ah... yes... sorry, my honorable leader.
**[03:15] ---**
I was somewhat lost in thought.
**[03:17] ---**
Grr!
**[03:18] ---**
"Grr" is what we should be saying!
**[03:20] ---**
Uncle, we have problems!
**[03:23] ---**
An urgent letter from the
Army HQ on Planet Keron!
**[03:26] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[03:27] ---**
I-It's...!
**[03:30] ---**
Wh-What is it?
***SIGN*** Project 00
**[03:32] ---**
Simply a missing persons notice, sir.
**[03:35] ---**
I see.
**[03:36] ---**
It says it is a notification
of a space deserter.
**[03:39] ---**
"Capture on sight," it says...
**[03:43] ---**
This is about stuff happening
all the way on Planet Keron!
**[03:46] ---**
No relevance to us at all.
No relevance whatsoever, sir!
**[03:51] ---**
Th-This is... Captain Jirara!
***SIGN*** Project 00
**[03:54] ---**
Mr. Corporal Giroro, do you know this man?
**[03:58] ---**
No... we've never met directly, but...
**[04:01] ---**
He's the leader of the ultra-elite
Keron Army squadron "Assassin,"
**[04:04] ---**
and is also known as the
"Silent Slaughterer."
**[04:07] ---**
An assassin of considerable skill, I believe.
**[04:09] ---**
Wow.
**[04:10] ---**
Sounds dangerous.
**[04:12] ---**
Hey, Dororo. You should
know him, shouldn't you?
**[04:18] ---**
He was my...
**[04:21] ---**
...former... superior.
**[04:23] ---**
What?!
**[04:24] ---**
Uhh...
**[04:26] ---**
Ah, right, right!
**[04:27] ---**
So, our operation,
**[04:30] ---**
I assume you're all okay with it, sir?
**[04:31] ---**
Don't change the subject!
**[04:33] ---**
Zero allowance is too mean, Mr. Sergeant.
**[04:36] ---**
Gero?
**[04:37] ---**
Y-Yes, he has a point...
**[04:40] ---**
In the first place, the part about buying
Gundam models with the money we save,
**[04:43] ---**
has exactly what relevance
to our invasion of Pekopon?
**[04:45] ---**
Ahh! Honestly, you're all
out of touch, sir!
**[04:48] ---**
Listen closely: it has *no* relevance!
**[05:03] ---**
Dororo.
**[05:04] ---**
Koyuki-dono.
**[05:06] ---**
You've been acting sort of strange
ever since last night.
**[05:08] ---**
I...
**[05:10] ---**
I am truly glad that I came to Pekopon,
and met you, Koyuki-dono.
**[05:17] ---**
What's this all of a sudden?
**[05:24] ---**
What's this?
**[05:25] ---**
It's a charm.
**[05:26] ---**
I was taught to make them by Mukuro
when I was a little girl.
**[05:29] ---**
When something bad happens,
**[05:31] ---**
this figure is supposed to stand in for you.
**[05:34] ---**
Koyuki-dono.
**[05:35] ---**
You were acting strange,
so I made it in a hurry.
**[05:39] ---**
I got told off by the teacher while I was
making it in the middle of class.
**[05:43] ---**
I shall treasure it.
**[05:47] ---**
Ah, a shooting star!
**[05:49] ---**
What is that?
**[05:59] ---**
The red shooting star
made strange movements,
**[06:03] ---**
and then disappeared in the sky
over the Okumura Mountains.
***SIGN*** Sighted all around the capital region: A UFO?
**[06:07] ---**
Based on its movements, some claims
are being made that it may be a UFO.
**[06:12] ---**
Huh, a UFO...
**[06:12] ---**
But the veracity of this
is as yet unknown.
**[06:14] ---**
Sis, I'm going out.
**[06:16] ---**
With a bag? Where are you going?
**[06:18] ---**
The Okumura Mountains. To investigate.
**[06:21] ---**
The UFO that was just on the news?
**[06:24] ---**
Yeah. It's a short trip by train.
I'll be back by evening.
**[06:28] ---**
You really are proactive when it
comes to occult-related stuff.
**[06:32] ---**
Sheesh! I can't believe
they won't accept my Project 00!
**[06:36] ---**
Rassin' frassin', sir!
**[06:37] ---**
Ah, Sarge! Do you want to
come out investigating with me?
**[06:40] ---**
Gero?
**[06:51] ---**
North-northwest.
**[06:53] ---**
I am certain that last night's red comet
fell somewhere around here.
**[06:59] ---**
There!
**[07:02] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[07:04] ---**
You are good. I guess it's impossible
to tail you without being noticed.
**[07:08] ---**
Why did you come here?
**[07:09] ---**
Dororo, aren't you hiding something from me?
**[07:13] ---**
I knew it.
**[07:16] ---**
Dororo?
**[07:17] ---**
Until now, I have been keeping my past
a secret even from you.
**[07:21] ---**
I will tell of it now.
***SIGN*** Okumura Mountain Walking Trail
**[07:27] ---**
Ahhh! The cold air at the start of winter
actually feels good, sir!
**[07:32] ---**
Come on, Sarge, we're not here to play.
**[07:35] ---**
Oh, right you are, sir!
**[07:37] ---**
Searching for UFOs, searching for UFOs!
**[07:41] ---**
Unfortunately, it probably
won't be a real UFO,
**[07:43] ---**
but just a meteorite or something.
**[07:47] ---**
But it's a rare trip out with Master Fuyuki!
**[07:50] ---**
I'll keep that to myself, sir!
**[07:52] ---**
Sarge, according to the eyewitness reports,
it should be in that direction!
**[07:56] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[07:58] [SONG] ---**
An unthinkable morning is here,
**[08:02] [SONG] ---**
A morning of ambition.
**[08:06] [SONG] ---**
With revenge in my heart...
**[08:12] ---**
We've climbed up quite a way!
**[08:14] ---**
I guess I'll just...
**[08:18] ---**
Ooh! Take a picture of me, too!
**[08:22] ---**
Okay, I'm taking it!
***SIGN*** Take Photo Mode Menu
**[08:23] ---**
Job well done!
**[08:26] ---**
Gero?
**[08:31] ---**
Ahhh! Gero!
**[08:34] ---**
What the heck is this?!
**[08:35] ---**
What's going on?!
**[08:37] ---**
Gero...
**[08:42] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[08:43] ---**
What is it, Sarge?
**[08:45] ---**
That's Captain Jirara! From the wanted notice!
**[09:01] ---**
Hello?
**[09:02] ---**
Ah, Sis? Could you call Giroro if he's there?
**[09:06] ---**
Huh? Giroro? That's unusual. What happened?
**[09:09] ---**
Um... Something a bit urgent.
**[09:14] ---**
It was back when I was still called Zeroro.
**[09:18] ---**
I was a member of a most fearsome unit.
**[09:21] ---**
Assassins, right?
**[09:23] ---**
Assassins indeed,
but a particularly strong unit,
**[09:26] ---**
known by enemies as the "worst case."
**[09:28] ---**
Its name was...
**[09:29] ---**
...the Keron Army
Covert Special Forces, "X1"!
**[09:35] ---**
It was also called the Vampire Squad
and the Red Assassins.
**[09:39] ---**
The training there...
**[09:41] ---**
...would make your hair stand on end.
**[09:45] ---**
We cut down our own allies day after day
in order to cast away our emotions.
**[09:49] ---**
Days of horrifying training
we called "cannibalism."
**[09:53] ---**
Cannibalism...
**[09:55] ---**
I believe you have crossed swords with
one of my fellows once in the past.
**[09:59] ---**
You don't mean...
**[10:06] ---**
Yes. Now a member of the Galulu Platoon:
Lance Corporal Zorara.
**[10:11] ---**
Ah... no... Lance Corporal Dasasa...
**[10:13] ---**
No, that's wrong...
Lance Corporal Tarere, was it...?
***SIGN*** Lance Corporal Zolulu
**[10:16] ---**
No. It's "Lance Corporal Zolulu."
**[10:19] ---**
In any case, it was a unit to be feared,
raising soldiers of that caliber en masse.
**[10:26] ---**
Captain Jirara, who was both the founder
and the leader of that Vampire Squad,
**[10:30] ---**
has come here, to Pekopon.
**[10:35] ---**
And what's worse, it is as
a dangerous lone deserter.
**[10:40] ---**
It is Dororo.
**[10:41] ---**
Dororo, we've got trouble.
**[10:42] ---**
It looks like Keroro and Fuyuki
are under attack by persons unknown.
**[10:45] ---**
What?
**[10:47] ---**
I'll be at the scene at any moment.
**[10:49] ---**
Where are you right now?
**[10:51] ---**
Giroro-dono, from whom
did you receive that message?
**[10:54] ---**
Fuyuki contacted us by mobile phone.
**[10:56] ---**
N-No! It's a trap!
**[10:58] ---**
A trap?!
**[10:59] ---**
Wh...?! You're...!
**[11:02] ---**
Giroro-dono. Giroro-dono!
**[11:06] ---**
Koyuki-dono, you must not follow me!
**[11:09] ---**
But... Dororo!
**[11:11] ---**
You must not follow!
**[11:15] ---**
No matter what, you must not follow...
**[11:29] ---**
Curse you! Load Micro-Missiles!
**[11:32] ---**
Omnidirectional untargeted salvo!
**[11:41] ---**
What?!
**[11:56] ---**
Clones... no, not that either...
**[11:59] ---**
The technique seems to
resemble teleportation.
**[12:02] ---**
Very well. Then I will put an end to you
in hand-to-hand combat!
**[12:08] ---**
Corporal Giroro, battle cry!
**[12:13] ---**
I won't fall for that!
The real one is... behind me!
**[12:19] ---**
So close.
**[12:23] ---**
Th-This is...
**[12:25] ---**
What?!
**[12:29] ---**
You are still very much second-rate
next to your brother Galulu.
**[12:33] ---**
Giroro-dono!
**[12:37] ---**
So you are here.
**[12:41] ---**
Then I was too late...
**[12:43] ---**
Captain Jirara!
**[12:46] ---**
It has been some time, Zeroro.
**[12:48] ---**
For what reason did you leave the army,
and come here to Pekopon?
**[12:53] ---**
Where are my honorable leader
and Fuyuki-dono?
**[12:55] ---**
I disposed of them.
**[12:58] ---**
This place is in the sticks of the universe.
**[13:00] ---**
If I erase all of you Keronians,
**[13:03] ---**
there will be no one left on this planet
who knows my identity.
**[13:06] ---**
What... What are you thinking?!
**[13:10] ---**
Once I erase you, only Private 2nd Class Tamama
and Sergeant Major Kululu will remain.
**[13:16] ---**
Then, on this planet, at long last,
I will be able to live freely.
**[13:21] ---**
Just for... Just for your own freedom...
**[13:25] ---**
...you did that to my leader,
to Giroro-dono,
**[13:27] ---**
and to Fuyuki-dono,
who has nothing to do with this!
**[13:29] ---**
Have you become such an unholy fiend?!
**[13:31] ---**
Captain Jirara!!
**[13:35] ---**
Oho. So you would draw your sword.
**[13:37] ---**
But you can never beat me.
**[13:40] ---**
You never know until you try!
**[13:47] ---**
A new foe?
**[13:48] ---**
I'll help you, Dororo!
**[13:50] ---**
K-Koyuki-dono! How many times
did I impress upon you not to follow me?!
**[13:54] ---**
But...
**[13:56] ---**
Assassin Super Magic:
**[14:01] ---**
No!
**[14:08] ---**
Koyuki-dono?
**[14:10] ---**
Do...ro...ro...
**[14:17] ---**
This move...
**[14:18] ---**
Melting into your opponent's shadow,
and making them into your own puppet...
**[14:22] ---**
"Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Puppet!"
**[14:25] ---**
Can you bring yourself to attack this girl?
**[14:30] ---**
Return to your senses, Koyuki-dono!
**[14:33] ---**
It is futile!
**[14:37] ---**
Though I have met blades with her
on countless occasions during training,
**[14:40] ---**
I have never before faced her
in an all-out battle!
**[14:43] ---**
How swift and heavy are her blows!
**[14:45] ---**
So this is Koyuki-dono's determined sword!
**[14:52] ---**
What's wrong?! Why do you not
use your Assassin Magic?!
**[14:55] ---**
I am not the Zeroro I once was!
**[14:58] ---**
I was born anew on Pekopon, and trained
together with Koyuki-dono as the ninja Dororo!
**[15:03] ---**
You...
**[15:05] ---**
I shall defeat with my Dororo Ninja Arts!
**[15:07] ---**
How laid-back.
**[15:09] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art: Ice Breaker!
**[15:16] ---**
That is the reason you cannot win against me.
**[15:18] ---**
What is?!
**[15:19] ---**
A heart is unnecessary
for a true murder machine.
**[15:23] ---**
As long as you have a heart,
you will never be able to beat this girl!
**[15:26] ---**
I... I...!
**[15:33] ---**
To become a still stronger assassin,
**[15:35] ---**
you must throw away your heart as a person!
**[15:37] ---**
Throw away your rationality!
**[15:39] ---**
Think of yourself as a weapon
that exists only for battle!
**[15:42] ---**
Understand?!
**[15:43] ---**
Even so, I will not cast away my heart!
**[15:47] ---**
Then you will lose.
**[15:53] ---**
At this rate...
**[15:58] ---**
That's...!
**[16:00] ---**
The power to move
dimensional space as he pleases,
**[16:02] ---**
and conceal himself in a planar
space known as "shadow."
**[16:09] ---**
Captain Jirara's true self is
concealed within that shadow!
**[16:15] ---**
Fool...
**[16:27] ---**
I am not limited to this girl's techniques!
**[16:29] ---**
Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Thread!
**[16:35] ---**
And what's more...
**[16:36] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art:
**[16:38] ---**
Absolute Zero!
**[16:47] ---**
Embrace your beloved "heart"
and scatter with it!
**[17:00] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[17:17] ---**
So this is all.
**[17:19] ---**
After renaming yourself Dororo,
**[17:20] ---**
you have become a warrior unworthy
of even second-rate, Zeroro.
**[17:25] ---**
Yes... my past self, Zeroro,
**[17:28] ---**
may have stricken Koyuki-dono down...
**[17:32] ---**
But! This has allowed me to get closer
to you than I ever otherwise could!
**[17:47] ---**
I have finally managed to flush you out
of Koyuki-dono's shadow!
**[17:51] ---**
You...
**[17:55] ---**
This charm that Koyuki-dono made for me
**[17:57] ---**
took the blow for me!
**[18:02] ---**
Absurd. The slightest change in alignment,
and you would have been...
**[18:06] ---**
Even under your control,
**[18:08] ---**
there must have remained a trace
of her original heart deep inside!
**[18:13] ---**
When something bad happens,
**[18:15] ---**
this figure is supposed to stand in for you.
**[18:18] ---**
Impossible. Hearts are not so strong.
**[18:22] ---**
Captain Jirara!
**[18:24] ---**
It is time for us to settle this!
**[18:28] ---**
Very well.
**[19:14] ---**
Captain Jirara...
**[19:15] ---**
You deliberately made a shallow cut...
**[19:20] ---**
I have grown... tired of living as an assassin.
**[19:24] ---**
Surely... you weren't intending
to lose from the start?!
**[19:27] ---**
You are the only man in this universe
who could strike me down...
**[19:31] ---**
It looks like... I made the right choice...
coming to this planet.
**[19:38] ---**
This is how it should be.
With my death, I shall finally be...
**[19:43] ---**
...free...
**[19:58] ---**
Gero!
**[20:00] ---**
Gero!
**[20:03] ---**
Fuyuki-dono! My leader! Giroro-dono!
**[20:06] ---**
Wh-Where are we?
**[20:08] ---**
What the heck happened, sir?
**[20:10] ---**
I was suddenly sucked into this
bright red thing, and then...
**[20:14] ---**
Hey, Dororo!
**[20:15] ---**
Where's the enemy?! Where's Captain Jirara?!
**[20:18] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[20:21] ---**
Come out, sir! Then go away, sir!
**[20:23] ---**
It is... over now.
**[20:25] ---**
What...?
**[20:26] ---**
At last.
**[20:38] ---**
I...
**[20:40] ---**
I am truly glad that I came to Pekopon,
and met you, Koyuki-dono.
**[20:46] ---**
Dororo...
**[20:51] ---**
Assassins...
**[20:53] ---**
They are soldiers of misfortune,
doomed to a sad fate.
**[20:58] ---**
Dororo once again gave thanks to this green
Pekopon, for saving him from that fate.
**[21:07] ---**
He is still green himself...
**[21:14] ---**
But... with this, I am now free.
**[21:17] ---**
The scant remainder of my life,
**[21:19] ---**
I will live silently, on some other planet.
**[21:23] ---**
I have started to think about once again
taking back that thing you call a heart.
**[21:29] ---**
I thank you, Dororo...
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
Birthday Special?
**[23:07] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
December 9th is my birthday!
***SIGN*** Weapons Department
**[23:11] ---**
Oh, they're great no matter how old
you get, aren't they, birthdays!
**[23:14] ---**
I can't wait for my birthday!
**[23:17] ---**
How many candles
will I light on my birthday?!
**[23:19] ---**
Never mind that! I wonder if they'd
make it a national holiday?
**[23:23] ---**
"Giroro: Objective Present, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Wha
***SIGN*** Weapons Department
**[23:29] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E190 - Giroro: Objective Present, Sir! / Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5J09/giroro-objective-present-sir--keroros-huge-birthday-party-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:31] ---**
December 9th. This day has a special meaning.
**[01:35] ---**
That's right. It's...
**[01:39] ---**
...my birthday, sir!
**[01:42] ---**
This year, I'm having a grand, lavish,
unprecedented party all across the universe!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
Birthday Special?
**[01:47] ---**
I think I'll make this show into the
Sergeant Keroro Birthday Special, too!
**[01:51] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
**[01:54] ---**
But before that...
**[01:55] ---**
Gero?
**[01:56] ---**
Giro... giro giro giro giro...
***SIGN*** One Day in November
***SIGN*** Poem Corner
Birthday Commemoration
623 Radio
Radio Inner-Tokyo
Inner-Tokyo
**[01:59] ---**
All right. Now I just have
to put it in the mailbox.
**[02:03] ---**
I feel good about this.
**[02:06] ---**
If this poem is read on the air...
**[02:09] ---**
Next up is a poem written by a resident
of Inner-Tokyo, pen name Giroppe-san.
**[02:13] ---**
Natsumi, this poem
**[02:16] ---**
is a birthday present to you.
**[02:20] ---**
For my birthday present, you wrote
a poem that'll be read on *623 Radio?*
**[02:25] ---**
Thank you, Giroro!
***SIGN*** 2 Natsumi's Birthday! 9 Stupid Frog
**[02:33] ---**
That's right. December 2nd
is Natsumi-chan's birthday.
**[02:40] ---**
Giroro: Objective Present, Sir!
**[02:47] ---**
That wraps up tonight's edition of *623 Radio.*
**[02:50] ---**
Be sure to tune in again next week!
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[02:52] ---**
Hey! What happened?!
**[02:54] ---**
What about my poem?!
What happened to my poem?!
**[02:58] ---**
He ended the show
without reading my poem!
**[03:03] ---**
N-Natsumi?
**[03:06] ---**
How could you, Giroro?
**[03:09] ---**
It's my birthday...
**[03:11] ---**
...and you didn't get me a present...
**[03:13] ---**
No, that's not true!
**[03:16] ---**
Never mind!
**[03:18] ---**
We're through!
**[03:20] ---**
Natsumi!
**[03:27] ---**
I-It was a dream?
**[03:30] ---**
I... I see. It's possible that
he won't read my poem.
**[03:39] ---**
This is the biggest department store
in the underground alien city.
**[03:50] ---**
A missile launcher would be good...
**[03:53] ---**
Or maybe a rifle...
**[03:56] ---**
A beam saber...
They've got all the new models.
**[04:01] ---**
A portable beam saber,
the perfect present for her!
**[04:04] ---**
It has a strap, a mail function, can be used
as a wallet, has a built-in 1 seg tuner,
**[04:07] ---**
and it comes in a variety of colors.
**[04:10] ---**
There are that many variations
with beam sabers these days?
**[04:13] ---**
That's ridiculous. But still...
**[04:16] ---**
It's so cute!
**[04:20] ---**
What do you think? I couldn't decide
between that and a sniper rifle.
**[04:23] ---**
No, a new beam saber is
exactly what I wanted!
**[04:27] ---**
It's light, it's a cute color,
**[04:29] ---**
and with the wallet and TV functions,
it's really convenient, too!
**[04:32] ---**
Thanks! You're so thoughtful, Giroro!
**[04:38] ---**
I see. This may be the way to go...
**[04:40] ---**
Giroro-san!
**[04:42] ---**
M-Mois...
**[04:44] ---**
What are you doing?
**[04:45] ---**
Or, like, looking shady?
**[04:47] ---**
Ah... just some shopping...
What are you doing here?
**[04:50] ---**
I'm looking for a birthday present for Uncle.
**[04:53] ---**
Or, like, formal event?
**[04:55] ---**
I see. Keroro's birthday
is coming soon, too.
**[04:58] ---**
"A perfect present for her..."
**[05:02] ---**
Even though an average girl wouldn't know
what to do with something like this.
***SIGN*** Wha
***SIGN*** Weapons Department
**[05:07] ---**
I would doubt the taste of anyone who
gave this as a present, you know?
**[05:11] ---**
Or, like, doubtful counsel?
**[05:13] ---**
R-Right...
**[05:15] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
***SIGN*** Great Bargains!
**[05:25] ---**
What should I do?
**[05:27] ---**
What would please Natsumi?
**[05:30] ---**
Flowers?
**[05:33] ---**
No! Flowers are too simple!
**[05:36] ---**
Really?
**[05:37] ---**
A ring?!
**[05:39] ---**
Could I be that frank?!
**[05:42] ---**
Doubtful...
**[05:43] ---**
Then...
**[05:45] ---**
Are you knitting a scarf?
***SIGN*** Fret Fret Fret Fret
**[05:50] ---**
Like I know how to knit a scarf?!
**[06:01] ---**
A birthday present...
**[06:03] ---**
A birthday present, huh?
**[06:06] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:06] ---**
I heard if you give a certain cell phone strap
to the girl you like, she'll fall in love with you!
**[06:10] ---**
So I gave it to Ami-tan, the
Greenearlysummerainian, as a present.
**[06:13] ---**
...What?
**[06:13] ---**
So what happened?
**[06:15] ---**
It worked perfectly!
**[06:16] ---**
We're dating!
**[06:18] ---**
Seriously?! Lucky!
**[06:20] ---**
A cell phone strap
that acts like a love potion?
***SIGN*** If you give this
to the girl you like,
she'll fall in love
with you... maybe.
**[06:31] ---**
"If you give this to the girl you like,
she'll fall in love with you... maybe."
**[06:37] ---**
This, huh?
**[06:38] ---**
There's just one left!
I'll give it to Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Viper (Young Man)
**[06:46] ---**
Viper (young man).
**[06:47] ---**
You're a Keronian!
**[06:49] ---**
Don't tell me you...
**[06:51] ---**
Are you here to...
**[06:54] ---**
It seems we have the same objective.
**[06:57] ---**
And it seems neither one of us
is willing to back off.
**[07:02] ---**
Then...
**[07:03] ---**
Just what I was hoping for!
**[07:18] ---**
Snot-nosed punk!
**[07:30] ---**
We shouldn't be fighting here! Follow me!
**[07:32] ---**
This should be interesting!
**[07:56] ---**
No hard feelings.
**[07:58] ---**
None at all.
**[08:10] ---**
Game over. Go home and cry yourself to sleep.
**[08:18] ---**
Natsumi...
**[08:21] ---**
For me? I'm so happy!
**[08:25] ---**
Thank you, Giroro!
**[08:29] ---**
I'm not done yet...
**[08:32] ---**
What?!
**[08:33] ---**
That strap...
**[08:35] ---**
...is mine!
**[08:37] ---**
I-It can't be!
**[08:40] ---**
This is Sparta!
**[08:57] ---**
Wasted too much time...
**[09:05] ---**
It's not worth crying about.
**[09:07] ---**
Darn it! Darn it!
**[09:10] ---**
Even though... Even though
it was my last chance...
**[09:13] ---**
Last chance? What are you talking about?
**[09:16] ---**
I've been in love with
a girl for eight years.
**[09:22] ---**
She was my best friend.
**[09:24] ---**
But she didn't realize how I felt,
**[09:26] ---**
and I couldn't tell her because I was
afraid it would destroy our relationship.
***SIGN*** Her
**[09:31] ---**
We'll always be friends, right?
***SIGN*** Me
**[09:33] ---**
Y-Yeah!
**[09:35] ---**
And then she got interested in a man.
**[09:39] ---**
All I could do was cheer her on.
**[09:42] ---**
I acted as a go-between,
until their love came to fruition.
**[09:46] ---**
She seemed happy.
***SIGN*** Heh
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[09:49] ---**
But then she broke up with him the other day.
**[09:53] ---**
Thinking this was my only chance,
I came here to buy that strap!
**[09:59] ---**
Tch! I just shared an embarrassing story,
with you of all people.
**[10:09] ---**
I said, you take it!
**[10:11] ---**
Nah.
**[10:12] ---**
I've never met a guy nice as you before.
You take the strap.
**[10:15] ---**
No, go ahead.
**[10:17] ---**
No, *you* go ahead!
**[10:18] ---**
No, you!
**[10:19] ---**
No, *you!*
**[10:20] ---**
No, you...
**[10:21] ---**
No, you!
**[10:22] ---**
You're stubborn!
**[10:24] ---**
You're the one who needs this strap!
**[10:26] ---**
What are you talkin' about? This is
proof of my friendship! So you take it!
***SIGN*** Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret
**[10:30] ---**
Sheesh, you Millennials!
**[10:33] ---**
I said I'd let you have it!
**[10:35] ---**
What are you goin' on about?!
**[10:37] ---**
Call me Count!
**[10:39] ---**
This is why you Vipers
are a pain in the neck!
**[10:43] ---**
What's that?! You dare speak
to me that way, Keronian?!
**[10:48] ---**
If you want to settle this, I'll settle it!
**[10:50] ---**
That's what I hoped you'd say.
**[10:52] ---**
This, please!
**[10:54] ---**
Or, like, prayer granted?
**[10:57] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:58] ---**
Wha...?!
**[11:00] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[11:04] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
**[11:07] ---**
The path to finding a present
is a steep one.
**[11:10] ---**
And the path to love
is even steeper and never-ending.
**[11:16] ---**
Better luck next time.
**[11:17] ---**
Yeah, yeah. More importantly,
**[11:19] ---**
the second half is my
birthday special at last, sir!
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
**[11:33] ---**
All right. Everything is ready, sir.
**[11:36] ---**
And now Sergeant Keroro's
birthday party will begin...
***SIGN*** Gero Gero Gero Gero
**[11:40] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
**[11:46] ---**
Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!
**[11:51] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
**[11:53] ---**
...is what I'd like to say...
**[11:55] ---**
Gero?
**[11:56] ---**
but wait just a little longer. Sorry.
**[11:59] ---**
Gero? Now what...?
***SIGN*** December 2nd
**[12:04] ---**
I finally got a present for her...
**[12:07] ---**
Everything is ready.
**[12:09] ---**
Giroro!
**[12:11] ---**
I'm going to do a little shopping
as I break this in.
**[12:14] ---**
You need anything?
**[12:16] ---**
No, not especially.
**[12:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, today is Natchi's birthday.
**[12:21] ---**
We have to get back soon.
**[12:23] ---**
I heard Lady Natsumi won't
be home 'til later tonight.
**[12:27] ---**
More importantly,
we've got my birthday party!
**[12:32] ---**
A nonchalant appeal.
**[12:34] ---**
She'll be home late?
**[12:36] ---**
W-What does that mean?
**[12:38] ---**
It's her birthday today, isn't it?
**[12:43] ---**
Yes!
**[12:44] ---**
Yeah! Perfect!
**[12:45] ---**
Good job!
**[12:47] ---**
She could be training harder than normal
today *because* it's her birthday...
**[12:51] ---**
No, no way.
**[12:52] ---**
Don't tell me she's not going
to have a birthday party.
**[12:57] ---**
Natsumi!
**[12:58] ---**
Welcome home, Mom.
**[13:00] ---**
You didn't have work today?
**[13:02] ---**
I finished faster than expected.
**[13:04] ---**
By the way, where's Natsumi?
Did she go out already?
**[13:06] ---**
Yeah. Sis said she'd be home late.
**[13:10] ---**
Oh?
**[13:11] ---**
Then she'll have a party when
she gets back... is the idea?
**[13:16] ---**
Well, then like she said,
we won't have a party.
**[13:18] ---**
Can't help it.
**[13:20] ---**
W-What?!
**[13:21] ---**
W-Why aren't they having one?
**[13:23] ---**
Even though birthdays
only come around once a year!
**[13:26] ---**
Um... Your weapon is smoking.
***SIGN*** Fret Fret Fret Fret
**[13:29] ---**
S-Still... where the heck did Natsumi go?
**[13:32] ---**
But it's unusual for her to go out
on her birthday, you know?
**[13:36] ---**
Well, she's around that age.
**[13:39] ---**
For her birthday,
she wants to go out somewhere
**[13:41] ---**
and spend it with her friends.
**[13:43] ---**
I... I see... Friends...
***SIGN*** Friend
**[13:48] ---**
What?!
**[13:50] ---**
Please don't let it be that woman...
**[13:53] ---**
Fuyuki-dono!
**[13:54] ---**
Dororo.
**[13:55] ---**
Have you see Koyuki-dono?
**[13:58] ---**
She said she was going out
early this morning.
**[14:01] ---**
Then they are...
**[14:03] [SONG] ---**
Good, good day. Special birthday.
**[14:12] ---**
Natsumi-san, happy birthday!
**[14:13] [SONG] ---**
Let's celebrate this special day!
**[14:15] ---**
Thank you, Koyuki-chan!
***SIGN*** Rub Rub Rub Rub
**[14:20] ---**
Gimme a break!
**[14:29] ---**
Are you okay?
**[14:31] ---**
You're not with Natsumi?
**[14:34] ---**
Nope.
**[14:35] ---**
I didn't want to be in her way today.
**[14:37] ---**
Be in her way?
**[14:39] ---**
Dororo! There you are!
**[14:41] ---**
In her way?
**[14:43] ---**
Then Natsumi is...
**[14:44] ---**
...somewhere with someone?!
**[14:47] ---**
Today the hawk chick...
**[14:49] ---**
...stood up by itself!
**[14:50] ---**
Is that right?
**[14:51] ---**
Huh. Show it to me next time.
***SIGN*** Anguish
Anguish
Anguish
Anguish
**[14:55] ---**
Who is she with? Where is she?
**[14:58] ---**
Who is she with? Where is she?
**[14:58] ---**
Oh, boy!
**[15:00] ---**
I'd better clean the cab.
**[15:03] ---**
Even idling is expensive.
**[15:05] ---**
By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
how do Pekoponians around Natchi's age
**[15:09] ---**
like to spend their birthdays?
**[15:11] ---**
Good question...
**[15:13] ---**
Pekoponians around that age
**[15:15] ---**
probably want to celebrate it
with the opposite sex.
**[15:18] ---**
The opposite sex?!
***SIGN*** Opposite Sex
**[15:20] ---**
In this case, the opposite sex would be male.
***SIGN*** Male
**[15:24] ---**
There are plenty of members of
the opposite sex right here.
**[15:27] ---**
Nobody decent, though.
**[15:30] ---**
I... I don't want to think about it...
**[15:35] ---**
...but he's a male, too!
**[15:37] [SONG] ---**
Good, good day. Special birthday.
**[15:46] ---**
Happy birthday, Natsumi-chan.
**[15:47] [SONG] ---**
Let's celebrate this special day!
**[15:48] ---**
Thank you, Saburo-senpai!
***SIGN*** Fret Fret Fret Fret
**[15:55] [SONG] ---**
Like that day in class, when my gag
cracked everyone up for the first time.
**[15:56] ---**
Here's your present.
**[15:58] ---**
This is just what I wanted!
**[16:04] ---**
Yay!
**[16:05] [SONG] ---**
Meeting you was like a miracle
and an electric shock.
**[16:06] ---**
You sank my battleship!
**[16:08] ---**
All right! One more shot!
**[16:11] ---**
Fire!
**[16:12] ---**
You got me!
***SIGN*** Battleship
Game
**[16:14] ---**
Natsumi... I have a present...
**[16:22] ---**
I... I'm not giving in!
***SIGN*** Rub Rub Rub Rub
**[16:26] ---**
Well, that being said,
**[16:28] ---**
having a party with a lot of people
is the proper thing to do.
**[16:33] ---**
Incidentally, I believe
Keronians around my age
**[16:35] ---**
love to celebrate their
birthdays with a bang.
***SIGN*** Remember My Birthday!
**[16:39] ---**
Again, the casual appeal.
**[16:41] ---**
Put him out! Put him out!
**[16:45] ---**
Since it's come to this...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[16:51] ---**
I normally wouldn't be caught dead
asking him for a favor,
**[16:54] ---**
but I'm out of options.
**[16:56] ---**
But still...
**[16:59] ---**
Saburo's location?
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, this is just for Pekoponian
biological research.
**[17:04] ---**
It's definitely not a personal matter!
**[17:06] ---**
No, it's plenty personal.
**[17:09] ---**
You want me to tell you?
**[17:10] ---**
Yeah, please!
**[17:12] ---**
I refuse!
**[17:13] ---**
What?!
**[17:14] ---**
Not for free...
**[17:20] ---**
Then what do you want in trade?
**[17:24] ---**
If you eat three plates of this
and bark, I'll tell you.
**[17:27] ---**
Wha...?! I can't do that!
**[17:30] ---**
I was an idiot for even asking you!
**[17:33] ---**
Mail from Saburo!
**[17:38] ---**
It sounds like he's having fun right now.
**[17:45] [SONG] ---**
Good, good day. Special birthday.
**[17:47] ---**
Apples and honey.
**[17:49] ---**
We have Hayashi rice, too.
**[18:01] ---**
If you eat three plates...
***SIGN*** Bam
**[18:06] ---**
I did it! Now we have a deal!
**[18:10] ---**
I'm impressed, Senpai.
**[18:12] ---**
But unfortunately, I don't know where he is!
**[18:15] ---**
Wha...?!
**[18:20] ---**
You got me...
**[18:21] ---**
Consider that a warning shot.
**[18:24] ---**
I... I know where Hinata Natsumi is...
**[18:38] ---**
Hinata Natsumi is at a fish curry place.
Do you know it?
**[18:45] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:51] ---**
Natsumi-chan...
**[18:52] ---**
Saburo-senpai...
**[18:53] ---**
That son of a...!
**[18:55] ---**
The two of them, celebrating her birthday...
**[18:58] ---**
I won't let this happen.
**[18:59] ---**
I won't let him do it!
***SIGN*** Chez Woof
**[19:02] ---**
Kululu said "fish curry,"
but it's really a fancy cafe.
**[19:09] ---**
Natsumi...
**[19:12] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:14] ---**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
**[19:20] ---**
Jeez! What the heck is wrong with you?!
**[19:23] ---**
Where's Saburo?! I'm going to
have it out with him right here!
**[19:27] ---**
Saburo-senpai isn't here!
**[19:31] ---**
Go ahead and have a seat.
**[19:33] ---**
O-Okay...
**[19:38] ---**
I-I see. It was all a big
misunderstanding on my part.
***SIGN*** 623 Radio
**[19:45] ---**
Well, let's start another *623 Radio*
location broadcast special!
**[19:49] ---**
All of you are here by special invitation,
since it's your birthday this week.
**[19:55] ---**
So? What did you come here for?
**[19:58] ---**
Oh, it's just for Pekoponian
biological research.
**[20:01] ---**
Whatever. Let's listen together.
**[20:05] ---**
Fine. I'll listen with you.
**[20:08] ---**
W-Well, at least he isn't here...
**[20:10] ---**
And in the end...
**[20:13] ---**
Despite all of his worries, he was able
to spend Natsumi-chan's birthday with her.
**[20:18] ---**
The first poem of the evening
**[20:20] ---**
is from an Inner-Tokyo resident,
pen name Giroppe.
**[20:24] ---**
This is the birthday climax!
**[20:26] ---**
I'll begin reading.
**[20:31] ---**
"You are my lance corporal.
**[20:33] ---**
You crawl along to my position."
**[20:36] ---**
"You are my lance corporal.
***SIGN*** You are my lance corporal. You crawl along to my position.
**[20:39] ---**
You crawl along to my position."
**[20:42] ---**
W-What do you think of this poem, Natsumi?
**[20:49] ---**
What is this weird poem?
**[20:52] ---**
Oh... i-it... uh...
***SIGN*** Silence
***SIGN*** Chez Woof
**[20:59] ---**
Giroro?!
**[21:00] ---**
He ran away!
**[21:04] ---**
Giro!
**[21:07] ---**
Anyway, that was Lance Corporal Giroro,
tilting at windmills again.
**[21:12] ---**
Why?!
***SIGN*** Natsumi & Sergeant Keroro Happy Birthday
**[21:13] ---**
Thank you for your patience!
Sergeant Keroro's birthday party!
**[21:18] ---**
Happy birthday!
**[21:20] ---**
Thank you, everyone!
***SIGN*** December 9th
**[21:21] ---**
You're making me feel bashful.
**[21:24] ---**
Although...
**[21:26] ---**
In the end, it was a joint
birthday party with Natsumi-chan.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro's Grand Birthday Party The End
**[21:33] ---**
You can rub it in my face better than that!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
***SIGN*** Pet Pet Pet Pet
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
The other day, the secret base's
fire detector malfunctioned,
**[23:12] ---**
and I shut it off in a hurry,
**[23:13] ---**
but I was surprised when several
space fire trucks came zooming in.
***SIGN*** Invader
Cleaning
**[23:16] ---**
Everyone, be careful of fires, sir!
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, don't make me pay a fine!
***SIGN*** Superior Plastic Model Lord
**[23:23] ---**
"Keroro: That Guy and the
Lullaby Legend, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E191 - Keroro: That Guy and the Lullaby Legend, Sir! / Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7M82/keroro-that-guy-and-the-lullaby-legend-sir--keroro-mighty-plastic-model-battle-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:39] ---**
Gero gero...
**[01:42] ---**
I've finally perfected it.
**[01:47] ---**
With this finishing touch, even conquering
the universe becomes possible.
**[01:52] ---**
M-Maybe that's a new military
weapon for the invasion?
**[01:56] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[01:58] ---**
I'll get you this time...
**[02:00] ---**
...stubborn dust!
**[02:03] ---**
That's just a vacuum cleaner...
***SIGN*** Vacuum
**[02:08] ---**
Keroro: That Guy and the
Lullaby Legend, Sir!
***SIGN*** Urgent Matter About the machine known as a vacuum cleaner
**[02:14] ---**
Urgent matter. About the machine
known as a vacuum cleaner...
**[02:18] ---**
Merely a vacuum cleaner.
It's only a vacuum cleaner.
***SIGN*** Mr. Sergeant Keroro
**[02:21] ---**
Certainly, in the course of my business,
**[02:23] ---**
I've ridden all manner of machines.
**[02:26] ---**
But! However!
***SIGN*** However!
**[02:28] ---**
I would call this old-fashioned machine,
***SIGN*** Pet Pet Pet Pet
**[02:30] ---**
which shares in my joys and
sorrows, a true partner.
**[02:35] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[02:37] ---**
It's your turn to clean today!
**[02:39] ---**
No slacking off! Do a good job!
**[02:44] ---**
Already, the order to deploy!
**[02:51] ---**
All right, let's go, partner!
**[02:57] ---**
My machine roars as it sucks up dust...
***SIGN*** Invader
**[03:01] ---**
You're an invader, aren't you?
**[03:01] ---**
6,600 times more powerful than before!
***SIGN*** Invader
Cleaning
**[03:03] ---**
Should you really be cleaning the house
like there's nothing better to do?
**[03:06] ---**
It may be old-fashioned,
**[03:08] ---**
but it's still on active duty.
**[03:10] ---**
Right, partner?
**[03:14] ---**
Okay, what's next?
**[03:15] ---**
It sounds like Kero-chan's in a
good mood again when he's cleaning.
**[03:20] ---**
Does Lady Mom have a day off today?
***SIGN*** Brand New Model
Sucking Eco-kun
**[03:23] ---**
Come to think of it,
the vacuum Kero-chan uses
**[03:25] ---**
is getting pretty old.
I'm thinking about getting a new one.
**[03:31] ---**
It looks like he can still use it,
so wouldn't that be a waste?
**[03:34] ---**
I agree, but the new ones save on electricity
**[03:38] ---**
and are much easier to use.
**[03:43] ---**
That's the way it goes.
**[03:46] ---**
Buy... a new one...
**[03:50] ---**
Geroppa!
***SIGN*** Partner
**[03:53] ---**
Partner of my heart!
**[03:56] ---**
W-Why?! Why?!
***SIGN*** Buy a New One?!!
**[04:04] ---**
Since it's come to this...
**[04:07] ---**
...I'll increase your power yet again,
so they get the message
**[04:11] ---**
that you can fight another ten years, sir!
**[04:20] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[04:24] ---**
I'm trying to steer,
but it's got a mind of its own!
**[04:27] ---**
I'm probably the only one who
can tame this bucking bronco!
**[04:32] ---**
Observe!
**[04:34] ---**
This is the legendary...
**[04:36] ---**
...polygon cornering!
**[04:44] ---**
What are you doing, stupid frog?
**[04:47] ---**
Isn't it obvious?
**[04:49] ---**
I'm cleaning!
**[04:50] ---**
Between the noise and that smoke,
you're becoming a neighborhood nuisance!
**[04:54] ---**
Noise? Smoke?
**[04:58] ---**
This machine is still a
very active living legend.
**[05:01] ---**
To prove that to you,
**[05:03] ---**
I, the Tuner from Hell,
**[05:05] ---**
made a few slight modifications.
**[05:08] ---**
This vacuum cleaner
***SIGN*** Tuning Up a Vacuum Cleaner
**[05:10] ---**
is crazy about cleaning now!
**[05:17] ---**
Quit talking nonsense and
change it back to the way it was!
**[05:20] ---**
We don't need ridiculous
modifications like that!
***SIGN*** Kerofuki
**[05:27] ---**
Ridiculous... Ridiculous...
***SIGN*** Ridiculous
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
**[05:30] ---**
Ridiculous... Ridiculous...
**[05:33] ---**
Am I being ridiculous?
***SIGN*** Ridiculous
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
**[05:35] ---**
Am I... Am I ridiculous?
**[05:37] ---**
I'm ridiculous?
**[05:39] ---**
After the sergeant's beloved machine was
insulted, he became angry, offender or not.
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah, that's right!
**[05:48] ---**
Everything I do is ridiculous!
What about it?!
**[05:52] ---**
I'm desperately trying to live,
just like weeds do!
**[05:57] ---**
W-What are you...?
**[06:01] ---**
What does it mean to be alive?!
**[06:04] ---**
Don't!
**[06:07] ---**
Don't what?!
**[06:09] ---**
Stop it!
**[06:11] ---**
Stop what?!
**[06:13] ---**
Gebo!
**[06:17] ---**
Gero...
**[06:22] ---**
I... won...
**[06:24] ---**
...against Lady Natsumi.
**[06:27] ---**
Yahoo!
**[06:29] ---**
Partner of my heart! You were grand!
**[06:34] ---**
We're the strongest legend!
***SIGN*** Strongest Legend
**[06:37] ---**
This coincidental win spurred
the sergeant on to terrorize...
**[06:41] ---**
Fuyuki-kun.
**[06:43] ---**
Giroro.
**[06:44] ---**
Tamama.
**[06:45] ---**
Whee!
**[06:46] ---**
Even Kululu!
**[06:47] ---**
Kero!
**[06:51] ---**
Hey, partner...
**[06:54] ---**
No matter where we go, no matter
what kind of garbage we encounter,
**[06:58] ---**
if we're in the mood,
we can still suck it all up.
**[07:04] ---**
Nobody can stop us now, sir!
**[07:09] ---**
Dust, bulky waste,
**[07:11] ---**
we'll suck it all up!
**[07:13] ---**
Stop this, Sarge! What's gotten into you?!
**[07:16] ---**
It seems he lost his temper
**[07:18] ---**
and reverted to the way he was "back then."
**[07:21] ---**
"Back then"?
**[07:22] ---**
That's right! Back when
Mr. Sergeant was fierce!
**[07:25] ---**
My glasses! My glasses!
**[07:27] ---**
I can't find my glasses!
**[07:29] ---**
In the first place, today's world is crazy!
***SIGN*** Emergency Symposium! Mr. Keroro's Heated Debate! Questioning the World!
**[07:34] ---**
Emergency Symposium! Mr. Keroro's
Heated Debate! Questioning the World!
***SIGN*** Mr. Keroro
**[07:38] ---**
Are you ready?!
Everybody's talking digital and eco,
***SIGN*** New Item New Product Buy a New One Campaign Bonus
**[07:42] ---**
but in the end, the manufacturers just
want you to buy new stuff, right?
**[07:45] ---**
No, not only the manufacturers,
but the nation, too!
**[07:48] ---**
What's all this about no longer being able
to use the devices you've been using?
**[07:51] ---**
Honestly, for the sake of the
environment and your wallet,
**[07:54] ---**
isn't it better to repair good quality
items and use them with care?
**[07:58] ---**
And yet, they try to snatch away what
little money we, the common folk, have!
**[08:03] ---**
That doesn't wash with me, sir!
**[08:06] ---**
If we don't free ourselves soon
from the era of mass consumption,
**[08:09] ---**
we'll eventually be in serious trouble!
***SIGN*** What he's saying is fiction, after a fashion
**[08:12] ---**
This is a work of fiction.
**[08:14] ---**
Just in case...
**[08:16] ---**
That's it!
***SIGN*** Mass Consumption
**[08:17] ---**
We might as well suck up all of Pekopon!
**[08:21] ---**
It'll solve the garbage problem
and invasion problem
***SIGN*** Huff Huff Huff
**[08:24] ---**
in one fell swoop!
**[08:26] ---**
That's preposterous, Sarge!
**[08:29] ---**
Where might is master,
possibility is servant!
**[08:37] ---**
Gero gero gero gero...
**[08:43] ---**
Hey! What's the commotion?!
**[08:46] ---**
Oh, my. It's very lively out here.
**[08:48] ---**
Actually, Sarge's vacuum
cleaner just exploded.
**[08:55] ---**
Love and pieces...
**[08:57] ---**
You powered it up beyond its capacity,
**[08:58] ---**
so the motor couldn't hold out.
**[08:59] ---**
My glasses...
**[09:01] ---**
This is what happens when an amateur
tries to customize something.
**[09:05] ---**
Huh?
**[09:07] ---**
Please...
**[09:08] ---**
What is this?
**[09:09] ---**
That vacuum cleaner's brain chip, right?
**[09:13] ---**
Then that is the vacuum cleaner's voice?
**[09:16] ---**
Please... Don't buy a new one.
**[09:20] ---**
I can still work hard.
**[09:21] ---**
I'll make the rooms clean...
**[09:21] ---**
Glasses... Glasses...
**[09:25] ---**
Maybe the vacuum cleaner
was listening to what you said, Mom.
**[09:29] ---**
It's my fault that its feelings got hurt.
**[09:32] ---**
Say, Kulu-chan, would you be able to fix it?
**[09:37] ---**
Can I do what I want with it?
**[09:39] ---**
Sure.
**[09:41] ---**
But I'd be happy if you fixed it up
like the normal latest model.
**[09:47] ---**
That request is a hassle, I must say.
**[09:49] ---**
Although I can get fired up about that.
**[09:55] ---**
Gero... gero...
**[09:56] ---**
And so, the next day...
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[10:02] ---**
Let's go, my reborn partner!
**[10:07] ---**
Well, I guess a quiet vacuum
cleaner is easier to use.
**[10:12] ---**
I'm counting on you again today,
**[10:14] ---**
partner of my heart!
**[10:36] ---**
It took three days,
**[10:37] ---**
but I've finally perfected it.
**[10:40] ---**
With this finishing touch,
**[10:42] ---**
even conquering the universe
becomes possible.
**[10:46] ---**
This is the ultimate MG Guntank!
***SIGN*** MG Guntank
**[10:49] ---**
It seems like this beginning follows the
same pattern as the previous story.
**[10:52] ---**
Done!
**[10:53] ---**
Sarge?
**[10:54] ---**
Gero?
**[10:56] ---**
I haven't seen you for three days,
so I was worried.
**[10:59] ---**
W-Well...
**[11:01] ---**
I was working on a Gundam model to enter in the
Space Wonderful Festival and lost track of time.
**[11:06] ---**
Gundam models again?
**[11:07] ---**
They're that addictive, huh?
**[11:09] ---**
I know! Why don't you try
making one, Master Fuyuki?
**[11:14] ---**
But I've never made a plastic model...
**[11:16] ---**
No worries!
**[11:18] ---**
I'll guide you through every step of the way.
**[11:24] ---**
Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!
**[11:30] ---**
Um...
**[11:32] ---**
You don't twist the parts off
the runner by hand!
**[11:34] ---**
Oh, sorry...
**[11:36] ---**
Put that in a special "later" pile
to make it easier to paint!
**[11:41] ---**
But the instructions don't
say anything about that.
**[11:44] ---**
By colors first?
**[11:45] ---**
Are you saying you're not going to paint it?
**[11:48] ---**
That's a goof on the order of not
including the worm-shaped heat rod!
**[11:56] ---**
Gero!
**[11:57] ---**
Sorry. I just don't think I'm
cut out for plastic models.
**[12:01] ---**
Master... Fuyuki...
**[12:07] ---**
Making plastic models isn't for amusement.
***SIGN*** Space Wonderful Festival Office
**[12:09] ---**
It's a battle!
**[12:11] ---**
Teaching that to a beginner
**[12:13] ---**
is the duty of a plastic
model-making pro such as myself.
***SIGN*** Pro Spirit
**[12:17] ---**
That's some confidence!
**[12:18] ---**
Well-deserved, though...
**[12:20] ---**
Wait, who said that?!
***SIGN*** 100
***SIGN*** 100
***SIGN*** Back of Head
***SIGN*** Cape
***SIGN*** Double-leg
***SIGN*** ° If you are having difficulties putting it together,
please use tweezers.
***SIGN*** Beard Unit
**[12:32] ---**
I am Superior Plastic Model Lord!
***SIGN*** Superior Plastic Model Lord
**[12:35] ---**
L-Lord?
***SIGN*** 100
**[12:37] ---**
You don't really understand
what plastic model-making is!
**[12:42] ---**
But I'm going to teach you!
**[12:45] ---**
Plastic model mist!
**[12:53] ---**
Welcome to the Modeling Colosseum!
**[12:56] ---**
Or, like, anchor person?
**[12:58] ---**
Modeling... Colosseum?
**[13:00] ---**
You and I are going to have
a plastic model showdown
**[13:03] ---**
in this holy modeling sanctuary,
Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** Tamama
**[13:07] ---**
And we are sort of like the judges.
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[13:11] ---**
But you haven't been making
any plastic models recently.
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[13:17] ---**
Recently, I also...
**[13:19] ---**
That is enough.
**[13:20] ---**
Listen to me!
**[13:21] ---**
A true plastic model moves people's hearts.
**[13:27] ---**
I accept your challenge.
**[13:29] ---**
So what are we going to use
for the competition?
**[13:32] ---**
Gundam models, I assume?
**[13:34] ---**
Or overseas models that are really difficult?
**[13:36] ---**
Make what you like.
**[13:39] ---**
I said to make what you like.
**[13:43] ---**
If you tell me to make what I like...
**[13:47] ---**
...then I'll compete with this
brand-new Gundam model!
**[13:51] ---**
Then I'll do this military model!
**[13:57] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[13:58] ---**
He may as well be an amateur if he's
going to challenge this latest kit
**[14:02] ---**
with an old kit that was probably
collecting dust somewhere.
**[14:06] ---**
Check it out! World-class
multi-colored castings!
***SIGN*** Multi-colored Castings
**[14:10] ---**
Thought-out division of parts!
***SIGN*** Parts Division
**[14:12] ---**
No need for glue to stick
the pieces together!
**[14:13] ---**
I'll win this with ease!
***SIGN*** As Good as Won!
**[14:18] ---**
And now, let the plastic model
one-shot showdown
**[14:20] ---**
begin!
***SIGN*** Plastic Model One-Shot Showdown!!
**[14:25] ---**
All right, I guess I'll start.
**[14:28] ---**
For my pro high-pressure compressor
and double-action style piece,
**[14:32] ---**
all of the calibers are prepared!
**[14:33] ---**
I have a full assortment of other tools, too!
**[14:36] ---**
And the first thing I should do is...
**[14:39] ---**
Oh, Sergeant Keroro!
**[14:41] ---**
He's suddenly started spray-painting!
**[14:45] ---**
I thought painting was supposed to come last.
**[14:48] ---**
No, separating by color and painting early
is a daring technique used for Gundam models.
**[14:52] ---**
Certainly, it saves a lot of time.
**[14:57] ---**
But it means the place where you separate
the piece from the runner,
**[14:59] ---**
the so-called gate marks, aren't painted!
**[15:03] ---**
He can retouch that later.
***SIGN*** Retouching
**[15:04] ---**
If he uses a paint brush to touch
that up, there's no problem.
**[15:08] ---**
They're all so knowledgeable.
**[15:09] ---**
Plastic, plastic...
**[15:13] ---**
I... I don't believe it!
**[15:15] ---**
Instead of nippers or a design knife,
he's using nail clippers?!
**[15:20] ---**
He even cut a part you're not supposed to!
**[15:24] ---**
A minimal amount of cement.
**[15:26] ---**
Depending on the place, you can use the
casting type for different purposes.
**[15:29] ---**
Plastic, plastic...
**[15:31] ---**
Uh oh! It's overflowing!
**[15:34] ---**
But it doesn't look too bad!
**[15:35] ---**
Wha...?!
**[15:37] ---**
He doesn't use a brush,
just squeezes it out from the tube?!
**[15:42] ---**
I went over!
**[15:45] ---**
I'm a little tired.
**[15:48] ---**
I'll take a brief canned coffee break.
**[15:52] ---**
That's just flat brown!
**[15:55] ---**
This can happen, so be careful
not to make that same mistake.
**[16:01] ---**
Winning this is in the bag,
**[16:04] ---**
so I can cut a few corners
the rest of the way...
**[16:06] ---**
W-Wait! My pride is on the line. I can't
lower the quality of a finished model.
**[16:11] ---**
Now the finishing touch,
gradation painting...
**[16:14] ---**
Plastic...
**[16:16] ---**
So many convenient tools
we can use these days...
**[16:18] ---**
It used to be so hard to open
the dried lids of those jars of enamel.
**[16:22] ---**
Painting the parts with magic markers...
**[16:24] ---**
Th-That's heresy!
**[16:29] ---**
And at a time like this!
**[16:31] ---**
Commander-dono seems
desperate for some reason.
**[16:34] ---**
More like he's panicking.
***SIGN*** Tamama
**[16:36] ---**
But Mr. Sergeant will win, of course.
***SIGN*** Giroro
***SIGN*** Time's Up
**[16:44] ---**
Okay, time's up!
**[16:46] ---**
Both of you please present
your completed work.
**[16:50] ---**
Or, like, judging begins?
**[16:53] ---**
How's that?
**[16:55] ---**
For a finishing touch, I put a coat of
clear finish on my Gundam-chan!
**[17:01] ---**
And how about the work of
Superior Plastic Model Lord?
**[17:07] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[17:11] ---**
Here's the title!
**[17:12] ---**
"Unenthusiastic Soldiers"!
**[17:14] ---**
Hey! What's that?!
**[17:16] ---**
You just threw that plastic model together!
**[17:18] ---**
No...
**[17:20] ---**
Is this our Keroro platoon?!
**[17:23] ---**
That's right! This soldier is eating snacks!
**[17:27] ---**
This one is ladling curry!
**[17:30] ---**
Wh-What about me?
**[17:33] ---**
This?
**[17:34] ---**
It is kind of fun to look at!
**[17:36] ---**
It's rough around the edges,
but the art is in the details.
**[17:39] ---**
It's plain, and yet a masterpiece!
**[17:42] ---**
What are you guys talking about?!
**[17:45] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:46] ---**
Can't you understand the finer points
of my Gundam model?!
**[17:49] ---**
O-Of course I won, sir!
**[17:52] ---**
You guys have no taste when
it comes to plastic models!
**[17:54] ---**
A specialist would look at mine
and shower me with praise!
**[17:59] ---**
In that case...
**[18:01] ---**
...you lose, Keroro!
**[18:03] ---**
Why?! How do you figure that?!
**[18:06] ---**
On whose behalf are you making...
**[18:08] ---**
No, why do you make plastic models?
**[18:11] ---**
W-Well, that's...
**[18:12] ---**
Think back, Keroro...
**[18:14] ---**
...to when we were kids!
**[18:19] ---**
Hey, did you hear?
**[18:22] ---**
Zeroro is gonna buy me
an air compressor next time.
**[18:27] ---**
"Complex"? What's that?
**[18:29] ---**
It's supposed to help you paint
plastic models really neatly.
**[18:33] ---**
Huh...
**[18:34] ---**
All right, finished.
**[18:36] ---**
Let's pretend we're gonna put 'em together!
**[18:38] ---**
The arm...
**[18:39] ---**
That's okay.
**[18:41] ---**
I'll stick an extra one on.
**[18:44] ---**
Oh, yeah! That looks kind of cool!
**[18:47] ---**
Hey! Let's hurry and make the next one!
**[18:49] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:49] ---**
We'll make a lot and play a lot!
**[18:55] ---**
We put them together without really
looking at the instructions,
**[18:58] ---**
the point being to put them
together quickly so we could play.
**[19:00] ---**
We would color them haphazardly
with markers we had on hand,
**[19:03] ---**
and for some reason felt proud of them.
**[19:08] ---**
I... I...
**[19:12] ---**
Certainly, from the technical standpoint,
**[19:14] ---**
there's not much to recommend
this plastic model.
**[19:16] ---**
Well, thanks a lot.
**[19:18] ---**
But you can tell how much
fun he had making it.
**[19:24] ---**
He had fun making it...
**[19:27] ---**
You don't twist the parts off
the runner by hand!
**[19:32] ---**
That's right. That's right, sir!
**[19:35] ---**
I forgot about my childhood and said
terrible things to Master Fuyuki.
**[19:42] ---**
I...
**[19:44] ---**
...lost here.
**[19:47] ---**
Huh?
**[19:52] ---**
What is this?
**[19:53] ---**
A time when you really enjoyed
making plastic models...
**[19:57] ---**
It seems you finally remembered that.
**[20:00] ---**
Making plastic models is
different from a duty or work.
**[20:03] ---**
You don't do it for anyone else's sake.
You do it because it's fun.
**[20:11] ---**
Y-You're...
**[20:13] ---**
Never forget your childish innocence.
**[20:17] ---**
Enjoy making plastic models until you die!
**[20:25] ---**
That was me... when I'm old.
**[20:32] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Space Wonderful Festival Office
**[20:41] ---**
Was that all...
**[20:44] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:46] ---**
Let's make a Gundam model together, sir!
**[20:50] ---**
Like I told you, I'm not really
cut out for plastic models...
**[20:55] ---**
I think this Z'gok suits me more than Gogg!
**[21:00] ---**
Just kidding!
**[21:03] ---**
Huh? Aren't you going to
use nippers or whatever?
**[21:06] ---**
No need to be precise with this!
**[21:08] ---**
And let's save time on painting
**[21:10] ---**
so we can hurry up and pretend to
have a bloody war in the Atlantic.
**[21:16] ---**
Maybe I'll give it another shot...
**[21:20] ---**
We'll make it together and
play with it together!
**[21:24] ---**
Sure!
**[21:24] ---**
Yahoo!
**[21:26] ---**
The sergeant remembered what he had
forgotten about making plastic models.
**[21:31] ---**
Plastic, plastic...
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
Now that my birthday is over,
Christmas is coming up next.
**[23:12] ---**
And then several days later,
winter vacation? New Year's?
**[23:15] ---**
A new theatrical release?!
**[23:18] ---**
That aside, will I be able to relax
at the end of the year?
**[23:22] ---**
Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir!
**[23:25] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Cake is a
Man's Battleground, Sir!
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E192 - Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Cake is a Man's Battleground, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05Z9N/keroro-prevent-christmas-sir--keroro-platoon-cake-is-a-mans-battleground-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:32] ---**
For some reason, everyone gets excited
around this time of year. Is it...
***SIGN*** Toy Kaiyodo
**[01:38] ---**
...because of Christmas?
***SIGN*** Empty
**[01:43] ---**
We sold out in no time.
**[01:46] ---**
And yes, it's because
Christmas is almost here.
**[01:50] ---**
Hmph. "Because of Christmas."
**[01:53] ---**
Did she have to sound so happy about it?
**[01:56] ---**
I didn't like her attitude,
like being sold out is natural.
**[02:03] ---**
Christmas sale!
**[02:06] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[02:12] ---**
Everyone looks friggin' happy!
**[02:15] ---**
They don't know how frustrating it is to lose
the Gundam model I was looking forward to!
**[02:19] ---**
They deserve to get a taste of it!
**[02:27] ---**
Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir!
**[02:34] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:36] ---**
We'll cancel Christmas by force
**[02:39] ---**
and plunge the Pekoponians
into the despair of Sebastian.
**[02:43] ---**
But Mr. Sergeant, we can
keep Christmas cakes, right?
**[02:47] ---**
Forget it!
**[02:48] ---**
We won't even allow the Pekoponians
to have a saving grace of sweetness!
**[02:54] ---**
You are an ogre today, Mr. Sergeant!
**[02:56] ---**
But will this result in
the invasion of Pekopon?
**[03:01] ---**
No.
**[03:03] ---**
Then that's fine.
**[03:04] ---**
N-No, it's not!
**[03:07] ---**
This time, the plan's about envy, bitterness,
***SIGN*** Envy
***SIGN*** Bitterness
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[03:10] ---**
jealousy, enmity, malice,
***SIGN*** Enmity
***SIGN*** Malice
***SIGN*** Resentment
**[03:13] ---**
resentment and come-uppance!
***SIGN*** Come-uppance
**[03:17] ---**
You've got seven things there!
**[03:19] ---**
Don't come up with a plan
based on a personal grudge!
**[03:22] ---**
Making up for the lack of wicked thoughts
about the Pekopon invasion
**[03:25] ---**
is the purity of my feelings!
***SIGN*** Purity
**[03:28] ---**
So you call the invasion "wicked"?
**[03:30] ---**
There's nothing I can say in response
**[03:32] ---**
to this overwhelming pressure!
**[03:34] ---**
Then let's get started. Click!
**[03:42] ---**
Do all your Christmas shopping
at Todoroki Department Store!
**[03:48] ---**
We're spinning even more than usual!
***SIGN*** Christmas Cake
**[03:50] ---**
Who would like a cake?!
**[03:52] ---**
You can't have Christmas without cake!
***SIGN*** Round Rice Cakes
2,500 Yen
**[03:56] ---**
Who would like round rice cakes?!
**[03:58] ---**
New Year's is coming soon!
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
***SIGN*** Thousand Year Candy
**[04:07] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[04:09] ---**
Are you feeling it, foolish Pekoponians?
**[04:11] ---**
Compared to my frustration,
this is still just a drop in the bucket!
***SIGN*** Christmas
**[04:22] ---**
Why isn't anything scheduled for the 24th?
**[04:25] ---**
This is my chance!
**[04:27] ---**
Mr. Yoshizaki? For some reason, there's
nothing on the schedule for the 24th,
**[04:32] ---**
so since it's a waste of time, please
let me move up the deadline to then.
**[04:35] ---**
Mr. Ohashi, do you have anything
on your schedule for the 24th?
**[04:39] ---**
Since it's a waste of time, please
let me move up the deadline to then.
**[04:43] ---**
Please let me move up the deadline.
**[04:45] ---**
Please let me move it up!
**[04:47] ---**
What is this?!
**[04:48] ---**
All the Christmas presents I just bought
turned into stuff for New Year's!
**[04:52] ---**
Sis, look at this! The word "Christmas"
on the calendar is disappearing!
***SIGN*** Christmas Eve Christmas
**[04:57] ---**
At this rate, there won't be any Christmas!
**[05:00] ---**
Huh? Um...
**[05:03] ---**
What was on this day again?
**[05:06] ---**
Oh, yeah...
**[05:07] ---**
Uh oh! It looks like even the word
"Christmas" has been wiped out!
**[05:13] ---**
I don't know what it is, but I feel
like we lost something important.
**[05:17] ---**
Those idiots are the only ones
who could be responsible!
**[05:20] ---**
Everything related to Christmas has been
deleted completely from Inner-Tokyo.
**[05:24] ---**
Or, like, wholesale roundup?
**[05:26] ---**
I feel refreshed.
**[05:29] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
**[05:31] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[05:31] ---**
Whatever you're doing, stop it!
**[05:34] ---**
Well, well. Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki.
**[05:37] ---**
What can I do for you?
**[05:38] ---**
Whatever you did, put it back to normal!
**[05:41] ---**
"Put it back to normal"?
**[05:44] ---**
I don't know what it is I'm
supposed to get back to normal.
**[05:47] ---**
Whatever it is you toads erased!
**[05:50] ---**
"Whatever it is"? What is it?
**[05:56] ---**
Sis, we don't really have
a leg to stand on here.
**[05:58] ---**
But...
**[06:00] ---**
Are you done, Lady Natsumi?
**[06:04] ---**
Then hit the road!
**[06:08] ---**
What is this?!
**[06:10] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[06:12] ---**
I'm not done with you!
**[06:15] ---**
I argued Lady Natsumi down
and gave her a show of force!
**[06:19] ---**
That felt fantastic, sir!
**[06:21] ---**
By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
Santa-san isn't in Inner-Tokyo right now.
**[06:25] ---**
So he's outside the bounds of
the Christmas deleting device.
**[06:27] ---**
Claus doesn't know about this, so won't he
just come as always to deliver presents?
**[06:33] ---**
Or, like, yearly custom?
**[06:35] ---**
Gero-yikes! If Claus-san comes here,
**[06:38] ---**
Christmas will be restored!
**[06:40] ---**
In that case, we'll just have to...
***SIGN*** Stop the Santa
**[06:43] ---**
...keep Claus-san out!
**[06:50] ---**
Here's the special radar
that tracks down Claus.
***SIGN*** Claus = Santa
**[06:53] ---**
Oh. That means Santa.
**[06:55] ---**
I've got a response already.
**[06:57] ---**
He's moving south of the
Scandinavian Peninsula.
**[07:01] ---**
I'm on my way!
**[07:04] ---**
Gero?
**[07:09] ---**
Gero-fast!
**[07:11] ---**
He's already approaching Mount Everest!
**[07:17] ---**
We don't have the luxury of
choosing our methods this time.
**[07:19] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Mount Everest
**[07:26] ---**
Oh, dear. Look what you did.
**[07:28] ---**
N-Now he's...
**[07:29] ---**
...in the sky over North America!
**[07:33] ---**
Is that him?
**[07:35] ---**
I'll stop him with a net grenade!
**[07:47] ---**
W-What's this?!
**[07:51] ---**
Or, like, three-strike knockout?
**[07:55] ---**
Commander, how about
attacking from three sides?
**[07:59] ---**
Figure out the rest yourself.
**[08:00] ---**
Right... Roger!
**[08:12] ---**
Ding-ding-ding!
**[08:13] ---**
Do not enter.
***SIGN*** We apologize for the inconvenience.
Under Construction
Safety First
**[08:14] ---**
Pardon me.
**[08:25] ---**
Gero...
**[08:30] ---**
Master Santa!
**[08:31] ---**
I apologize for suddenly
bringing you to a halt.
**[08:34] ---**
We're...
**[08:36] ---**
Hi, Keroro.
**[08:38] ---**
Gero!
**[08:39] ---**
Giro!
**[08:39] ---**
Tama!
**[08:41] ---**
F-Father?!
**[08:43] ---**
Santa Claus's true identity
is Mr. Sergeant's father?!
**[08:47] ---**
Santa Claus?
**[08:49] ---**
Oh, I believe that was the name of the
old man I met at the Ikaho Hot Springs.
**[08:55] ---**
Ikaho Hot Springs...
**[08:57] ---**
That's right, your dad was there, too.
**[09:01] ---**
My dad?!
**[09:03] ---**
We bonded with that old man.
**[09:06] ---**
This time of year, he's busier than anything.
**[09:09] ---**
So he asked the two of us to help him out.
**[09:12] ---**
You are Santa Claus's assistant?
**[09:15] ---**
We're gonna celebrate when it's over.
**[09:17] ---**
We've got plans to meet up at the
Noboribetsu Hot Springs Resort.
**[09:22] ---**
I can't wait.
**[09:26] ---**
So I have to get a move on.
**[09:29] ---**
See you! Oh, wait a second...
**[09:32] ---**
Here.
**[09:33] ---**
A Gundam model Christmas present for you.
**[09:37] ---**
Gero!
**[09:38] ---**
Yay! This is great, Papa!
**[09:40] ---**
I'm gonna hit a home run tomorrow!
**[09:42] ---**
Good for you.
**[09:45] ---**
Make sure you visit for New Year's.
**[09:47] ---**
Although I'll be at the
Noboribetsu Hot Springs then.
**[09:51] ---**
Let's go!
**[09:59] ---**
Father! Be careful!
**[10:02] ---**
Thank you, sir!
**[10:05] ---**
Good for you!
***SIGN*** Reverse Irradiation
**[10:09] ---**
I got a Gundam model
**[10:11] ---**
and Father is working hard,
so I can't cancel Christmas.
***SIGN*** Christmas Cake
**[10:18] ---**
All right.
**[10:19] [SONG] ---**
Spending Christmas at a lodge,
**[10:19] ---**
Everything is ready for Christmas.
**[10:22] ---**
I hope Mom gets back soon.
**[10:26] [SONG] ---**
With powdered snow
falling outside the window.
**[10:27] ---**
I'm back!
**[10:28] ---**
It's Mom!
**[10:29] ---**
Welcome home!
**[10:30] ---**
Here are your presents!
**[10:32] ---**
Yay! All right!
**[10:32] [SONG] ---**
I've had this dream forever.
**[10:33] ---**
Thank you!
**[10:35] ---**
He's not my father for nothing.
**[10:36] ---**
He knew exactly what I wanted.
**[10:38] [SONG] ---**
A winter romance.
**[10:42] ---**
But if you look closely...
**[10:43] [SONG] ---**
The curse of love is
being in love with Keroro.
**[10:44] ---**
"G-Gasodambh"?
**[10:46] ---**
...it's a new ripoff!
**[10:47] ---**
Gero?! Copyright Dasonu Maso?!
**[10:50] [SONG] ---**
Overtaken by a whirlwind,
**[10:51] ---**
Grr!! What the heck is this?!
**[10:56] [SONG] ---**
Smiling around the fireplace,
**[10:59] ---**
Old man Santa Claus delivers presents
to children all over the world,
**[11:03] [SONG] ---**
Singing carols.
**[11:03] ---**
but apparently he's so short-handed that
he asks Keronians for help.
***SIGN*** Ikaho Memory
Hot spring eggs!
With Keronians
**[11:08] [SONG] ---**
I'll never forget this moment,
**[11:09] ---**
And to think that Keroro's father became
hot spring buddies with Santa Claus...
**[11:15] ---**
You're truly amazing!
**[11:15] [SONG] ---**
Even if it's still just one-sided love.
**[11:24] ---**
Good for you!
**[11:37] ---**
After a festive Christmas Eve
comes a quiet Christmas Day.
**[11:44] ---**
This is a ticket-puncher that
makes a hole in train tickets.
**[11:48] ---**
If you've never seen it before,
ask your mom or dad about it.
**[11:54] ---**
It's mostly automated ticket gates these days,
so you don't really see these anymore.
**[11:58] ---**
Ticket-puncher...
**[12:00] ---**
How nostalgic.
**[12:02] ---**
I love this sensation.
**[12:05] ---**
No, that's no good. I'm a soldier.
**[12:08] ---**
I've already outgrown this.
**[12:11] ---**
Soldier Giroro.
**[12:13] ---**
How about having some Christmas cake?
**[12:20] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Cake is a
Man's Battleground, Sir!
**[12:25] ---**
This is one of 556's leftover cakes.
**[12:28] ---**
He basically forced it on me at half-price.
**[12:31] ---**
I don't need sweets like cake.
**[12:33] ---**
You can eat it with Natsumi and Fuyuki.
**[12:36] ---**
Master Fuyuki went to a party
at Lady Momoka's house.
**[12:39] ---**
Lady Natsumi went with a friend
to a live broadcast of *623 Radio.*
**[12:44] ---**
And Lady Mom is at work, as usual.
**[12:47] ---**
Right now, only you and I are home, sir.
**[12:50] ---**
Then eat it yourself.
**[12:53] ---**
It's too big for me to eat alone.
**[12:56] ---**
So we can split it like this, right?
**[13:01] ---**
Which side is yours?
**[13:03] ---**
This side.
**[13:05] ---**
Like this, and you've got a deal.
**[13:08] ---**
I'd feel bad about separating
Santa and his reindeer,
**[13:11] ---**
but if I get the house,
**[13:13] ---**
then we have a compromise, sir.
**[13:15] ---**
The opposite.
**[13:16] ---**
Gero?
**[13:17] ---**
I get the side with the house.
**[13:19] ---**
Forget that!
I'm the one who bought the cake.
**[13:24] ---**
Let's say I get the house, but we
can compromise on the dividing line.
**[13:30] ---**
Dividing line?!
**[13:32] ---**
Even though it's just a cake,
why does my chest ache with reluctance
**[13:35] ---**
to decrease my territory?
**[13:37] ---**
Even though it's just a cake,
**[13:39] ---**
why am I filled with joy at the prospect
**[13:42] ---**
of expanding my territory?
**[13:44] ---**
Giroro. I'm sorry. I can't compromise.
**[13:48] ---**
Then it seems we have to
resolve this through force.
***SIGN*** Invaders, after all
**[13:54] ---**
The expression "dividing line"
lit a fire under their invader souls!
***SIGN*** Microid Ray
***SIGN*** Dry Ice Cloud
***SIGN*** Sugar
***SIGN*** Dry Ice
**[14:08] ---**
Or, like, special effects?
**[14:10] ---**
I see. They shrunk themselves
with the microid ray,
**[14:13] ---**
and are going to play
capture the flag on top of the cake.
**[14:15] ---**
But you shouldn't play with food!
**[14:21] ---**
My objective is that house.
I'll get him out of the way
**[14:24] ---**
and seize it, no matter what.
**[14:30] ---**
No sign of him.
**[14:31] ---**
He must intend to launch a
counterstrike after I attack.
**[14:36] ---**
Crafty. But I'll take that house by storm!
**[14:41] ---**
This feeling of euphoria...
The battlefield really is my...
**[14:47] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[14:50] ---**
I sent for Private Tamama
**[14:52] ---**
and had him make a pitfall.
**[14:53] ---**
Slurp!
**[14:54] ---**
It was a delicious pitfall!
**[14:57] ---**
So now we're going to bury you alive!
**[15:00] ---**
Get delicious! Get delicious!
***SIGN*** Uwaaa!
**[15:02] ---**
Stop it! I'm never going to be delicious!
**[15:07] ---**
Are you ready? You're ready!
***SIGN*** Perfect Victory
**[15:11] ---**
A perfect victory!
**[15:13] [SONG] ---**
On a holy night,
**[15:14] ---**
Then can I eat that house as my reward?
**[15:18] ---**
No way! Your reward is that chocolate sign.
**[15:19] [SONG] ---**
In a sparkling white world,
***SIGN*** Hey, are you serious?
In the end, you're keeping
all the good parts?
What are you,
a worthless middle-aged boss?
**[15:23] ---**
Even for Mr. Sergeant,
I do not work for table scraps.
**[15:25] [SONG] ---**
Let's pray for
**[15:27] ---**
Private Tamama, don't tell me...
**[15:30] ---**
When it comes to sweets,
I cannot compromise.
**[15:31] [SONG] ---**
A Merry Christmas today.
**[15:34] ---**
If you do not let me have that house...
**[15:36] ---**
Are you threatening a superior officer?!
**[15:38] ---**
There are no superior officers
when it comes to cake!
**[15:41] ---**
Gimme that house!
**[15:46] ---**
Kero!
**[15:48] ---**
Sheesh...
**[15:50] ---**
That fearsomeness is the house's charm.
**[15:52] ---**
It even changed Private Tamama's personality.
**[15:57] ---**
But then...
**[15:58] [SONG] ---**
If you have a big present,
**[16:02] ---**
...as his superior officer, I'll teach him
how tough the battlefield is!
**[16:06] [SONG] ---**
And a big cake,
**[16:06] ---**
Here I go!
**[16:12] [SONG] ---**
The color of your eyes
**[16:12] ---**
Solo jet stream attack!
**[16:16] ---**
You're not getting the cake!
**[16:16] [SONG] ---**
Will change.
**[16:22] ---**
You're naive! Too naive!
**[16:23] ---**
H-He's moving fast!
**[16:24] [SONG] ---**
Gero gero, as you like!
**[16:29] ---**
An overwhelming victory.
**[16:29] [SONG] ---**
Ding dong, I get excited!
**[16:32] ---**
And so,
**[16:33] ---**
I get all the sweets
**[16:35] ---**
on top of the cake!
**[16:36] [SONG] ---**
It's a battlefield everywhere you go.
**[16:40] ---**
Gero!
**[16:43] ---**
No, you don't!
**[16:44] [SONG] ---**
Ding dong, fired up fighting spirit!
**[16:44] ---**
Take this!
**[16:46] ---**
Giroro got a hint from Tamama's
method of creating a pitfall,
**[16:49] ---**
and ate his way out.
**[16:50] [SONG] ---**
The will to fight
**[16:54] ---**
I'm gonna get heartburn!
**[16:56] ---**
There's no way your scattershot
explosives are gonna tag me!
**[16:57] [SONG] ---**
Is a man's adventure.
**[16:59] ---**
Farewell, stuffed soldier!
**[17:02] ---**
I feel sick...
**[17:08] ---**
Easy.
**[17:09] [SONG] ---**
Flickering candles, too.
**[17:10] ---**
Gero!
**[17:14] ---**
Gero gero! It's not...
**[17:17] [SONG] ---**
Shining eyes twinkling.
**[17:17] ---**
I didn't call you, Kululu!
**[17:20] ---**
I'm a foodie, so watching this
made me tingle with excitement!
**[17:23] [SONG] ---**
Glaring!
**[17:24] ---**
Therefore, I made a decision.
**[17:26] ---**
I'm gonna make this cake
the color of borscht!
**[17:27] [SONG] ---**
Bursting into flames!
**[17:29] [SONG] ---**
Gero gero!
**[17:31] ---**
You wouldn't!
**[17:32] ---**
I'd really rather you didn't
make it borscht-flavored.
**[17:35] [SONG] ---**
Commence attack!
**[17:36] ---**
It's delicious, I say!
**[17:38] ---**
Sorry!
**[17:38] [SONG] ---**
Ding dong, what excitement!
**[17:45] [SONG] ---**
It's a battlefield everywhere you go.
**[17:45] ---**
Anything but borscht-flavored cake!
**[17:51] ---**
Gero! Don't do this!
**[17:53] [SONG] ---**
Ding dong, seething.
**[17:53] ---**
You're turning the house into Swiss cheese!
**[17:59] ---**
Kero...
**[17:59] [SONG] ---**
Fight full of fighting spirit.
**[18:01] ---**
Checkmate.
**[18:07] [SONG] ---**
Turn on the Christmas lights!
**[18:10] ---**
I have no desire to eat
borscht-flavored cake, either!
**[18:14] ---**
Doronuma-kun!
**[18:15] ---**
What's wrong with borscht?!
**[18:19] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art! Much Ado About Nothing!
**[18:24] ---**
What's wrong with it?!
**[18:29] ---**
While my back was turned,
**[18:31] ---**
they were going to eat Christmas cake.
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:36] ---**
So mean...
**[18:40] ---**
Kero...
**[18:42] ---**
I...
**[18:44] ---**
...survived this fierce battle royal!
**[18:47] ---**
Now all of...
**[18:51] ---**
...this land...
**[18:53] ---**
...is mine!
**[18:59] ---**
It's not over yet!
**[19:01] ---**
By hook or by crook, I'm taking that house!
**[19:03] ---**
That's my line!
**[19:06] ---**
Kero!
**[19:07] ---**
I'm even taking the cream!
**[19:12] ---**
Not gonna happen, sir!
**[19:14] ---**
All of this land is mine!
**[19:17] ---**
I'm telling you, borscht-flavored cake
is good! Just try it once!
**[19:21] ---**
I already refused!
**[19:23] ---**
Just like Gundams are always white...
Anyway, stop me!
**[19:26] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:27] ---**
Don't dodge!
**[19:30] ---**
I cannot stay locked in the
grip of trauma forever!
**[19:34] ---**
I must take part here!
**[19:36] ---**
J-Japanese sweets are best with tea!
**[19:40] ---**
Everyone... is acting on their own.
**[19:42] ---**
Egoism is the devil's workshop!
**[19:44] ---**
Hey! It's Christmas!
**[19:46] ---**
Father Lamond!
**[19:48] ---**
I won't let you have the house!
**[19:52] ---**
Scorpion!
**[19:53] ---**
Borscht!
**[19:54] ---**
Do not leave me out of the fun!
**[20:05] ---**
We're back!
**[20:07] ---**
Thanks for watching the house
while we were out...
**[20:11] ---**
What is this?
**[20:12] ---**
What happened here, Mois-chan?
**[20:14] ---**
Is this...
**[20:16] ---**
Um... This is, uh...
**[20:19] ---**
Time's up. The microid process
will now be reversed.
**[20:26] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:27] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[20:28] ---**
What were you frogs doing?
**[20:32] ---**
We had a little spat over
how to divvy up the cake.
**[20:35] ---**
Cake?!
**[20:36] ---**
Sheesh!
**[20:38] ---**
You had better eat all of that!
And then clean up!
**[20:41] ---**
Mochicourse!
**[20:42] ---**
I bought a cake too, since it was half-price,
**[20:46] ---**
figuring we could all share it.
**[20:49] ---**
Ah... the taste of my territory is exceptional.
**[20:53] ---**
That's my territory!
**[20:54] ---**
It doesn't get any better than this.
**[20:56] ---**
Sweets really are grand!
**[21:01] ---**
I don't know what happened, but it
seems like you all had a good time.
**[21:05] ---**
Hey, the house made of sweets that
was on top of the cake you bought,
**[21:09] ---**
it's okay if I have that, right?
**[21:12] ---**
Gero! House, you say?
**[21:17] ---**
Huh? What's wrong, everyone?
**[21:20] ---**
Stop it, Sarge!
**[21:23] ---**
Behave yourselves, frogs!
**[21:25] ---**
Gero!
**[21:28] ---**
Let's all enjoy eating
Christmas cake together.
**[21:32] ---**
Please buy Borscht flavor, too.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
with wide open mouths!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
"Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Everyone gather together today,
and in a big loud voice,
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[21:47] [SONG] ---**
oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
**[21:50] [SONG] ---**
Because happiness always gathers
to where the smiles are.
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
atsumatte kuru kara
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Mom's voice rings out
louder than my alarm.
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
It's the signal for the start of the game.
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Shiai kaishi no aizu da
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Now! Jump out!
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Ima da! Tobidase!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll eat that tasty rice
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
In order to become much bigger.
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Ippai ookiku naru tame
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Even if there's something
I don't like with it,
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
As long as I'm with everyone,
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
minna to issho nara~
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I can eat it.
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
tabereru sa
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
So everyone on Earth
and everyone in the universe,
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Because when you laugh,
strangely, so can I.
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
waratte 'rareru kara
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kick off against the ground,
fly around the skies,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
**[22:52] [SONG] ---**
Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
I can forget it all.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
subete wasureru sa
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
***SIGN*** First Plan of the New Year Activated
***SIGN*** Space Traditional New Year's Food RX
**[23:09] ---**
Thank you very much for your
continued support this year.
**[23:14] ---**
I hope next year is a good one for you.
**[23:16] ---**
I intend to strive towards our invasion.
**[23:18] ---**
That aside, when is the
first work day after the holiday?
***SIGN*** It will work out.
**[23:22] ---**
"Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit
Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E193 - Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit Without Honor and Humanity, Sir! / Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPN95/keroro-new-years-shrine-visit-without-honor-and-humanity-sir--keroro-sechira-versus-zonira-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
***SIGN*** First Plan of the New Year Activated
**[01:52] ---**
Keroro, wake up. Keroro, wake up.
**[01:57] ---**
Gero...
**[01:59] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Happy New Year, sir!
**[02:15] ---**
Happy new year, sir!
**[02:21] ---**
What a bracing dawn!
**[02:24] ---**
The first sunrise of the new year!
**[02:29] ---**
However! This is just the prologue.
**[02:32] ---**
The real thing is coming up next!
**[02:38] ---**
Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit
Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!
***SIGN*** Oma Shrine
**[02:50] ---**
Anyway, this place is packed.
**[02:52] ---**
We stepped off the train and into this line.
**[02:55] ---**
It can't be helped. It's always one of the
top-ranked shrines to visit for New Year's.
**[03:01] ---**
But they only come in droves
at a time like this.
**[03:04] ---**
I wish these sheeple
would wake up, and...
**[03:07] ---**
You're the one who wanted
to come here, stupid frog.
**[03:11] ---**
Indeed.
**[03:12] ---**
I figured if we're going to visit a shrine,
**[03:14] ---**
we might as well make it a major one
that would likely bring good luck!
**[03:17] ---**
New Year's Day is the key of the year.
**[03:20] ---**
In everything, well begun is half done.
***SIGN*** Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
**[03:23] ---**
So this time, I'll have a perfect
New Year's shrine visit.
**[03:26] ---**
I'll pray to God Almighty and Buddha,
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Complete
**[03:28] ---**
and achieve the successful
invasion of Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Oma Shrine
**[03:37] ---**
W-We finally made it!
**[03:40] ---**
Or so I thought, but the line keeps going on!
**[03:43] ---**
We would've been better off staying home and
watching the talent show or whatever on TV.
**[03:49] ---**
Well, it is New Year's,
so let us take it easy.
**[03:52] ---**
Um, Sergeant Major Kululu there
is really just a copy robot!
***SIGN*** New Year's Shrine Visit
***SIGN*** Invasion
***SIGN*** Nap
**[03:57] ---**
Although, as usual, no one notices.
**[04:01] ---**
New Year's shrine visits are tiring.
**[04:04] ---**
Curry is good, but I like
traditional new year's food, too.
**[04:09] ---**
Should I get the money offering ready?
**[04:11] ---**
It looks like we've still got a good ways to go
before we can make the money offering.
**[04:15] ---**
Wait a second!
**[04:17] ---**
Isn't there something you need to do
before making the money offering?
**[04:20] ---**
Um...
**[04:22] ---**
Sheesh, you people are amateurs.
***SIGN*** Hand-washing
**[04:24] ---**
Wash your hands! You wash your hands!
***SIGN*** Purified Heart
**[04:28] ---**
First, splash your hands with water.
**[04:31] ---**
Then rinse out your mouth to purify yourself.
**[04:34] ---**
That's the correct order of worshiping.
**[04:37] ---**
But that might be a little difficult.
**[04:40] ---**
Gero?
**[04:41] ---**
After all, look.
***SIGN*** Hand-washing Area
**[04:43] ---**
I'd say it would be extremely
difficult getting over there.
**[04:46] ---**
Or, like, secure fortress?
***SIGN*** Secure Fortress
**[04:48] ---**
Not for me!
**[04:50] ---**
In order to make this
New Year's shrine visit perfect,
**[04:53] ---**
I'll do whatever it takes to wash my hands
**[04:55] ---**
and rinse out my mouth, sir!
***SIGN*** Purified Heart
**[05:11] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[05:12] ---**
Don't do what he did.
**[05:15] ---**
Now let's make an offering!
**[05:19] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[05:21] ---**
Where's the collection box?
**[05:23] ---**
Where is it?
**[05:24] ---**
Oh, over there, Mr. Corporal!
***SIGN*** Offering Box
**[05:25] ---**
This is it.
**[05:26] ---**
Is that a dummy box?
It's gotta be a dummy, right?
**[05:29] ---**
It is a dummy. It is more an
offering pool than an offering box.
**[05:33] ---**
That can't be helped.
**[05:34] ---**
If they didn't do it like this, they wouldn't
be able to handle the mob of people.
**[05:39] ---**
By the way, where's the stupid frog?
**[05:41] ---**
Huh? I haven't seen him since he ran off.
**[05:44] ---**
Or, like, missing Uncle?
**[05:46] ---**
He probably got sick of waiting
in line and went home by himself.
**[05:49] ---**
I can see him doing that.
**[05:51] ---**
Yes, indeed.
**[05:52] ---**
Yeah. Maybe we should've stuck
with our neighborhood shrine.
**[05:59] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[06:01] ---**
So Lady Natsumi's offering is five yen?
***SIGN*** Five Yen
***SIGN*** Ties with People
**[06:04] ---**
Which has a homophone that
means "ties with people."
**[06:07] ---**
As for Master Fuyuki...
***SIGN*** Ten Yen
***SIGN*** Twice as Much
**[06:08] ---**
There!
**[06:09] ---**
Ten yen. He'll probably have double the luck
of Lady Natsumi regarding relationships.
**[06:13] ---**
Next is Lady Mom.
***SIGN*** 50 Yen
***SIGN*** Ten Times as Much
**[06:15] ---**
50 yen! Ten times Lady Natsumi's
offering. How generous!
**[06:19] ---**
And Giroro...
***SIGN*** Natsumi
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[06:21] ---**
Another five yen.
**[06:23] ---**
He must be thinking of Lady Natsumi.
**[06:26] ---**
What about Kululu?
***SIGN*** ???
***SIGN*** Breaking the Rules
**[06:27] ---**
A token from an arcade?
Isn't that breaking the rules?
**[06:32] ---**
But Dororo...
***SIGN*** Copper Coin
**[06:34] ---**
A copper coin...
**[06:35] ---**
What period is that from?!
**[06:38] ---**
As for Private Tamama...
***SIGN*** Miser
**[06:40] ---**
O-One yen!
**[06:41] ---**
Even though he's flush with money from
Lady Momoka's New Year's gift! What a miser!
**[06:46] ---**
And it's almost my turn.
**[06:49] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:51] ---**
I was worried, thinking
we might never meet again!
**[06:54] ---**
That's a lie.
**[06:58] ---**
I'm different from all of you.
**[07:00] ---**
I'm not going to toss
my offering into a plastic pool.
**[07:04] ---**
I'm going to place my offering
in the actual offering box!
**[07:07] ---**
And 500 yen!
***SIGN*** Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
**[07:08] ---**
It's to make this a perfect
New Year's shrine visit!
***SIGN*** Offerings
***SIGN*** Offerings
***SIGN*** Clink
**[07:20] ---**
That was great, Sarge!
**[07:21] ---**
Gero gero!
***SIGN*** Offering Box
**[07:23] ---**
I found out well in advance that we wouldn't
be able to get close to the offering box.
**[07:27] ---**
Therefore...
***SIGN*** Offering-throwing Training Sling
**[07:29] ---**
...I've been wearing an offering-throwing
training sling for the past several months
**[07:32] ---**
and have undergone strenuous training!
**[07:35] ---**
On top of that,
***SIGN*** Infinite Stretching Magic Hand
**[07:36] ---**
I prepared this!
***SIGN*** Offerings
**[07:39] ---**
So I can ring that bell.
**[07:42] ---**
If you had that tool, you should also
have used it to put in the offering.
**[07:50] ---**
Just as planned.
**[07:51] ---**
Purify myself, give the offering,
ring the bell.
**[07:55] ---**
Everything done in the proper order.
**[07:58] ---**
I pray that the Keroro Platoon and the
Hinata family stay healthy this year.
**[08:03] ---**
And I pray that I can get the first Gundam model
and *Captain Geroro* video game of the new year.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[08:09] ---**
N-No, I mean...
**[08:11] ---**
I pray that we accomplish the invasion
of Pekopon this year for sure!
**[08:15] ---**
Um, beyond that...
**[08:17] ---**
Anyway, answer my prayers, okay?
**[08:19] ---**
Remember, I gave you 500!
***SIGN*** Talisman
***SIGN*** Arrow to Ward Off Evil
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Treasure Ship
Prosperous Business
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Prosperous Business Arrow to Ward Off Evil
**[08:27] ---**
I got a talisman, an arrow to
ward off evil, and a bamboo rake!
**[08:31] ---**
I used up most of the New Year's money
I got from Lady Mom...
***SIGN*** Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
**[08:35] ---**
But!
**[08:36] ---**
I did it to accomplish a perfect
New Year's shrine visit!
**[08:39] ---**
And now,
**[08:41] ---**
today's second main event,
**[08:44] ---**
writing my wish on a votive tablet!
**[08:46] ---**
Or, like, sacred writing?
***SIGN*** I hope that I can always go out and have fun with Olka-san, Choco Mickey, Shel-san and the rest. - Ash
**[08:52] ---**
But before I present mine,
**[08:55] ---**
I'll take a look at everyone else's wishes.
***SIGN*** Rise, Citizens
***SIGN*** I'm waiting for Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript. - Hinata Aki
**[08:58] ---**
What's this?
**[08:59] ---**
I'm waiting for Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript.
**[09:02] ---**
That's Lady Mom's wish.
***SIGN*** I wish to encounter Mokele-mbembe, Ogopogo, and Takitaro. - Hinata Fuyuki
**[09:06] ---**
I wish to encounter Mokele-mbembe,
Ogopogo, and Takitaro.
**[09:11] ---**
That's just like Master Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** Be careful around fires.
***SIGN*** Grrr! That woman! - Tamama
**[09:15] ---**
Grrr! That woman!
**[09:17] ---**
That's Tamama.
***SIGN*** I can fight for 10 more years. - Ma
***SIGN*** I hope that I can be close to Uncle and the rest of them again this year. - Angol Mois
**[09:19] ---**
Let's get back on track.
**[09:21] ---**
I hope that I can be close to Uncle
and the rest of them again this year.
**[09:25] ---**
That's just like Lady Mois.
***SIGN*** Don't run away! Don't run away! - Teppan?
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[09:27] ---**
But this one...
**[09:29] ---**
My wish... is top secret!
**[09:35] ---**
I'm sure it's nothing decent.
***SIGN*** May my son use the device
I invented and succeed.
- Father
***SIGN*** It's free to write these things,
but will the wishes come true?
***SIGN*** May I finally be noticed more this year. - Dororo
**[09:39] ---**
May I finally be noticed more this year.
**[09:42] ---**
Dororo-kun has it rough.
***SIGN*** Open a King Meat!
- King
***SIGN*** I won't let you!
***SIGN*** 723, Kiss me tender and hold me tight, forever. - G66
**[09:45] ---**
Natsumi, love me tender and
**[09:48] ---**
hold me tight, forever.
**[09:51] ---**
I think I'll go with "no comment" there.
***SIGN*** I'm out of ideas.
**[09:56] ---**
W-What's this?
**[09:57] ---**
That's Lady Natsumi's...
**[10:00] ---**
Gero?
**[10:01] ---**
What are you sneaking peeks at?
**[10:03] ---**
Oh... uh... um...
**[10:05] ---**
And what wish did you write?
**[10:08] ---**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** Please let me win a Gundam model contest! Keroro
**[10:12] ---**
Please let me win a Gundam model contest!
**[10:15] ---**
Same old, same old.
**[10:19] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[10:20] ---**
That's just camouflage.
**[10:22] ---**
This is my real votive tablet.
***SIGN*** I know this is getting pushy,
but I wish for our successful invasion
of Pekopon this year.
- Keroro
***SIGN*** Real One
**[10:25] ---**
I know this is getting pushy, but I wish for
our successful invasion of Pekopon this year.
***SIGN*** I want to have a nice family!
Atsuyo Yuko
***SIGN*** I want to be better at soccer.
Fujiike, class 2-4
**[10:30] ---**
I wouldn't want Lady Natsumi to see that.
***SIGN*** Please let me win a Gundam model contest! Keroro
**[10:34] ---**
Everything's going smoothly.
**[10:36] ---**
Just one more step to a perfect
New Year's shrine visit.
***SIGN*** Big Event
**[10:39] ---**
All I have left is the final big event, sir!
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[10:44] ---**
All right! "Good luck"!
***SIGN*** Good Luck
**[10:46] ---**
What's this? It says,
"You will soon have a visitor."
***SIGN*** Good Luck
**[10:50] ---**
Maybe a Mokele-mbembe
is coming to meet me!
***SIGN*** Average Good Luck
**[10:53] ---**
I got "average good luck."
**[10:55] ---**
"A competition. If your rival
is a woman, you'll lose."
**[10:58] ---**
That woman!
**[11:00] ---**
I got... Tch. "Average luck."
***SIGN*** Average Luck
**[11:03] ---**
What it says is a secret.
***SIGN*** Same as Kululu
**[11:06] ---**
I also have "average luck." Although
I suppose I should be happy with that.
**[11:10] ---**
I... I got...
**[11:12] ---**
"Good luck"!
***SIGN*** Good Luck Relationships
**[11:13] ---**
"Relationships: It will work out."
***SIGN*** It will work out.
**[11:16] ---**
That means...
**[11:21] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[11:23] ---**
Who is she?! Tell me! Tell me!
**[11:27] ---**
Oh. I got "good luck," too.
**[11:28] ---**
You too, Mom? That's what I got.
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[11:30] ---**
It seems like this is gonna be a good year.
**[11:33] ---**
Hmph! If you're pleased with "good luck" or "average good luck," try harder.
**[11:37] ---**
Because I'm going to get "best luck." No...
***SIGN*** Best Luck
***SIGN*** Ultra-best Luck
**[11:40] ---**
Make that "ultra-best luck", sir!
**[11:43] ---**
Observe! The moment I achieve a
perfect New Year's shrine visit!
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[11:49] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Gero
**[11:52] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge? What did you get?
**[11:56] ---**
That's...
**[11:57] ---**
Never mind "best luck" or "ultra-best luck,"
**[11:58] ---**
let alone "good luck,"
"average good luck," or even "average luck."
**[12:01] ---**
On the other hand, it is not "no luck,"
nor even "bad luck"...
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck
**[12:06] ---**
"Subtle Bad Luck."
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck Work Relationships Money Luck
**[12:08] ---**
That's unusual.
**[12:10] ---**
I've never seen it before.
**[12:12] ---**
U-Uncle?
**[12:14] ---**
"S-Subtle Bad Luck"?
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[12:17] ---**
Just then, the sergeant had a feeling
his year was going to be an iffy one.
**[12:21] ---**
And so,
***SIGN*** We Wish You a Happy New Year
**[12:23] ---**
please give us your continued
support this year, everyone.
**[12:26] ---**
Subtle bad luck...
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
**[12:35] ---**
What did you eat on New Year's Day?
**[12:38] ---**
Osechi and ozoni are the
traditional things to eat, right?
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Residence NP Shrine
**[12:44] ---**
Welcome to my New Year party.
***SIGN*** New Year Party Venue
**[12:46] ---**
It isn't much, but we did prepare food.
**[12:53] ---**
Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!
**[12:59] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[13:02] ---**
There are truffles in the mochi!
**[13:06] ---**
And we have a variety of osechi and ozoni,
from Kanto style to Kansai style,
**[13:10] ---**
Milan style, Provence style,
and everywhere around the planet.
**[13:14] ---**
That's the Nishizawa Peach Group for you.
**[13:17] ---**
Or, like, royal feasting?
***SIGN*** Tamama's Special Chocolate Parfair Zoni
with Condensed Milk
**[13:19] ---**
Check out my special chocolate parfait
zoni with condensed milk!
**[13:23] ---**
Isn't this delicious, Dororo?
**[13:25] ---**
I hope we get to take some home.
**[13:29] ---**
I bet they have a truck packed
with food to take home.
**[13:34] ---**
Where's Hinata Aki?
**[13:36] ---**
She had to get back to work today,
even though it's New Year's.
**[13:39] ---**
Huh? This Sergeant Major Kululu
seems to be the real one.
**[13:42] ---**
Good luck to all students
preparing for exams!
**[13:46] ---**
It appears that you are all full.
**[13:48] ---**
Yes.
**[13:49] ---**
Ah, Nishizawa-san!
**[13:51] ---**
Here's a souvenir.
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, what is it?
**[13:54] ---**
The Hinata family's special ozoni.
***SIGN*** Hinata Family's Special Ozoni
**[13:57] ---**
It has a traditional flavor, since my grandma
got it from her grandma, and so on.
**[14:02] ---**
I wanted you to try it, Nishizawa-san.
**[14:04] ---**
Y-You went to the trouble
of bringing it here for me?
***SIGN*** Reverse
**[14:08] ---**
Lucky, lucky, mega-lucky!
Lucky from the first day of the year!
**[14:12] ---**
Th-Thank you, Fuyuki-kun.
**[14:14] ---**
Here, Paul, heat it up right away.
**[14:17] ---**
Wait a second!
**[14:19] ---**
Forget that ozoni! I've prepared something
that will astonish you, Lady Momoka!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[14:26] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Space Traditional New Year's Food RX
**[14:29] ---**
It's this year's space osechi RX!
**[14:32] ---**
I sent for it from a space mail order company
so you could taste the charming,
**[14:37] ---**
mysterious flavors of space, Lady Momoka!
**[14:40] ---**
I spent the rest of my
New Year's gift money on it, too.
**[14:43] ---**
It's all so I can escape
my subtle bad fortune!
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck
***SIGN*** Health: The aftereffects of a cold last a long time. Relationships: You almost but don't quite find someone.
**[14:47] ---**
"You are going to have a visitor,
but then they cancel out."
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck
**[14:49] ---**
"You almost but can't quite
find something that you lost."
**[14:51] ---**
"The aftereffects of a cold
will last a long time."
**[14:53] ---**
"With money,
you don't quite make ends meet."
**[14:56] ---**
Sheesh. "Not quite, not quite."
***SIGN*** Not Quite
**[14:58] ---**
I have this lousy feeling like I've got
a fish bone stuck in my throat.
**[15:02] ---**
But then...
**[15:04] ---**
...with my generous gift of osechi,
**[15:06] ---**
I'll please Lady Momoka,
who's extremely generous,
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[15:09] ---**
and as a reward, she'll shower me
with generous New Year's money,
**[15:13] ---**
and I can say farewell
to my subtle bad luck!
***SIGN*** Subtle Bad Luck
**[15:15] ---**
Hey, stupid frog.
**[15:18] ---**
Is that...?
**[15:19] ---**
Gero?
**[15:20] ---**
It's alive, isn't it?
**[15:22] ---**
Of course!
**[15:23] ---**
That's because it's space osechi RX.
***SIGN*** Direct from Space
**[15:26] ---**
Or, like, other-worldly?
***SIGN*** Space Fish Omelet
**[15:30] ---**
That's space fish omelet.
Next to it are sweet space chestnuts.
***SIGN*** Sweet Space Chestnuts
**[15:34] ---**
You can't see what's over there.
**[15:35] ---**
Momoka-chan can't eat that disgusting stuff!
**[15:40] ---**
Paul!
**[15:40] ---**
Yes, milady!
***SIGN*** A generous,
substantial meal
**[15:43] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[15:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, I'll enjoy your ozoni later on.
**[15:48] ---**
But before that...
**[15:50] ---**
Don't tell me... you're gonna eat that?!
**[15:52] ---**
Momocchi likes trying bizarre foods.
**[15:55] ---**
That's our Lady Momoka!
**[15:57] ---**
I'm sure you'll be generously pleased, ma'am!
**[16:02] ---**
Then I'll start with this!
**[16:08] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:09] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:11] ---**
Milady!
**[16:16] ---**
Keroro-dono, what is the meaning of this?
**[16:18] ---**
Oh, I just meant to be generous...
**[16:20] ---**
Sechira!
**[16:20] ---**
Gero?
**[16:25] ---**
Sechira!
**[16:27] ---**
It changed its form! What is this?
**[16:30] ---**
Commander, you said you
ordered osechi RX, right?
**[16:34] ---**
But look closely at it.
**[16:37] ---**
That isn't "X" like the letter,
but "X" like "no good"!
***SIGN*** Should be RX
**[16:41] ---**
There's a subtle difference.
**[16:43] ---**
Space Osechi RX,
**[16:45] ---**
otherwise known as Space Monster Sechira!
**[16:47] ---**
Sechira!
***SIGN*** RX
**[16:49] ---**
Because it's really supposed to be osechi
for aliens who are at least 40 meters tall.
**[16:53] ---**
That's a little too much for Pekoponians.
**[16:56] ---**
Sechira!
**[16:57] ---**
Boom!
**[16:59] ---**
I won't let you harm Natsumi or the others!
**[17:01] ---**
Take this!
**[17:03] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:07] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:08] ---**
Tch!
**[17:09] ---**
You get in the way of my precious
moments with Mr. Sergeant,
**[17:12] ---**
and think there won't be
any consequences?!
***SIGN*** Clang!
**[17:17] ---**
Whoom!
**[17:18] ---**
All right!
**[17:22] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art! Spiderweb!
**[17:26] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:28] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art! Shooting Star Shuriken!
**[17:33] ---**
All right!
**[17:34] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:41] ---**
Subtle, nothing! This is a
generous amount of deep doo-doo!
***SIGN*** Emergency Alarm
**[17:45] ---**
Initiate defense readiness response!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Residence Shopping District
**[17:47] ---**
Initiate defense readiness response!
**[17:50] ---**
Sechira!
**[17:52] ---**
Gero!
**[17:56] ---**
Commence attacking!
**[18:02] ---**
Sechira!
**[18:05] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** School
Uniforms
**[18:08] ---**
Sechi-sechi-sechi!
**[18:10] ---**
We're in a generous pinch!
***SIGN*** Bad Luck
**[18:14] ---**
This isn't "subtle bad luck," it's "plain
bad luck." Make that "rotten luck"!
***SIGN*** Rotten Luck
**[18:18] ---**
Although, on the bright side,
I shook my "subtle bad luck."
**[18:21] ---**
This is no bright side!
**[18:24] ---**
Or, like, frantic battle?
**[18:27] ---**
Um... um...
**[18:28] ---**
That's it, sir!
**[18:32] ---**
This is the last resort!
**[18:35] ---**
It's ready!
**[18:37] ---**
What are you doing at a time like this?!
**[18:39] ---**
Kululu, please!
**[18:40] ---**
I'm glad I brought along portable Nanora!
**[18:42] ---**
Dunk!
**[18:44] ---**
Nanora is a nanomachine that can
turn anything into a weapon!
**[18:49] ---**
Zonira!
**[18:51] ---**
The Hinata family's special ozoni
has become a giant superhero?!
**[18:54] ---**
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
**[18:57] ---**
What better way to combat
osechi than with ozoni?!
**[18:59] ---**
Go get him, Zonira!
**[19:02] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:03] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:06] ---**
Sechira!
**[19:09] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:11] ---**
Sechira!
**[19:13] ---**
Attaboy! Just like that!
**[19:14] ---**
Take down Sechira like that,
**[19:17] ---**
and my subtle bad luck
will become good, even great!
**[19:21] ---**
Hooray, hooray, Zonira!
**[19:24] ---**
Sechira!
**[19:26] ---**
Zoni!
**[19:30] ---**
Sechira! Sechira! Sechira!
**[19:30] ---**
Zoni! Zoni! Zoni!
**[19:33] ---**
Zonira is weak...
**[19:34] ---**
Hang in there, Zonira!
**[19:37] ---**
Show the pride of the
Hinata family's special zoni!
**[19:40] ---**
Sechira! Sechira!
**[19:40] ---**
Zo! Zo! Zonira!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Residence Dormant Volcano
**[19:46] ---**
Suddenly, a dormant volcano!
**[19:48] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:51] ---**
Sechi! Sechi!
**[19:53] ---**
Zonira!
**[19:56] ---**
Awesome! Now Sechira can't move!
**[19:59] ---**
This is our chance!
**[20:00] ---**
Lady Mois! Please give that
walking food a wallop!
**[20:03] ---**
Understood, Uncle!
**[20:05] ---**
Or, like, single wallop?
**[20:13] ---**
Armageddon! One one-billionth!
***SIGN*** Mouth of Nishizawa Residence Dormant Volcano
***SIGN*** Eruption
**[20:19] ---**
Eruption!
**[20:24] ---**
Sechira!
**[20:30] ---**
Thank you, Zonira!
**[20:32] ---**
Thank you!
**[20:34] ---**
No prob...
**[20:43] ---**
It all looks delicious after
going through those flames.
**[20:47] ---**
And most importantly,
I'm glad everyone is okay, sir.
**[20:49] ---**
Try my family's ozoni.
**[20:54] ---**
How is it?
**[20:55] ---**
Delicious. It's delicious!
**[20:57] ---**
Right? I love it, too.
**[21:01] ---**
We've been through a lot today,
**[21:02] ---**
but it feels like I got rid of my bad luck at the
beginning of the year, so it turned out all right.
**[21:07] ---**
Uncle!
**[21:09] ---**
A New Year's postcard came!
**[21:10] ---**
Or, like, postal shipment?
**[21:13] ---**
Who's it from?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro, Happy New Year. This will be the year I punish the Keroro Platoon, as a representative of the Shurara Corps.
**[21:15] ---**
Sergeant Keroro,
**[21:17] ---**
Happy New Year.
**[21:18] ---**
This will be the year
I punish the Keroro Platoon,
**[21:22] ---**
as a representative of the Shurara Corps.
**[21:25] ---**
F-From Shurara?
**[21:27] ---**
It seems like this will be a
subtly bad year, after all.
**[21:30] ---**
Don't let it get you down, Sergeant.
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:09] ---**
Recently, the Hinata family has been
running out of toilet paper too quickly.
**[23:13] ---**
Even though I just changed the roll,
there's only five centimeters left.
**[23:17] ---**
Giroro must be using too much!
**[23:19] ---**
That aside, borscht is too popular!
**[23:23] ---**
"Toilets: Now is the Time to Stand, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Kululu and the Puppy, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E194 - Toilets: Now is the Time to Stand, Sir! / Kululu and the Puppy, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE4W4/toilets-now-is-the-time-to-stand-sir--kululu-and-the-puppy-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
An unthinkable morning is here,
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
A morning of ambition.
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
With revenge in my heart...
**[01:44] ---**
Gero?! What?! What is going on?!
**[01:46] ---**
Is it a raid?!
**[01:52] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[01:54] ---**
That emergency alarm was
activated by accident.
**[01:58] ---**
Or, like, groundless report?
**[01:59] ---**
Gero...
**[02:01] ---**
What a pathetic state I'm in...
**[02:04] ---**
I know!
**[02:05] ---**
At that moment, an unprecedented electric
shock ran through the back of Keroro's mind!
**[02:09] ---**
Gero!!
**[02:17] ---**
Toilets: Now is the Time to Stand, Sir!
**[02:22] ---**
Good morning, men.
**[02:25] ---**
Take a good look at this, sir.
**[02:27] ---**
Hm? What's this?
**[02:29] ---**
It's just a toilet, isn't it?
**[02:31] ---**
It is.
**[02:32] ---**
Yes, that's right!
**[02:34] ---**
This toilet will be the key word
for our next invasion operation!
**[02:38] ---**
What?
**[02:39] ---**
What do you mean?
**[02:41] ---**
Gero gerori.
***SIGN*** Example
**[02:43] ---**
Pekoponians, who devote themselves
diligently each day to school and work,
**[02:47] ---**
do not have many weak moments, sir.
**[02:50] ---**
However, on the toilet, as you can see,
***SIGN*** Ohhhhh
**[02:53] ---**
everyone is defenseless in mind and body!
**[02:55] ---**
We will exploit this weak moment
in their minds, sir!
***SIGN*** Uwaaaaa!!
**[03:02] ---**
And so, just like this,
**[03:03] ---**
we will attack them while
they are on the toilet,
**[03:05] ---**
and as they writhe in their confusion,
we'll complete our perfect invasion, sir!
**[03:12] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[03:13] ---**
I... I see.
**[03:15] ---**
So we deliberately employ the predictable
method of exploiting the enemy's weaknesses.
**[03:19] ---**
I love the underhanded way it targets them
when they have their guard down!
**[03:25] ---**
Sounds fun.
**[03:27] ---**
As for myself, however, I must say I find
this operation to be completely unsatisfactory.
**[03:31] ---**
To begin with...
**[03:32] ---**
So!
**[03:33] ---**
Grand Operation Toilet is go!
**[03:35] ---**
Roger!
**[03:36] ---**
Dear me! This is all too much!
**[03:40] ---**
Toilet, toilet, toilet!
**[03:43] ---**
I'm back!
**[03:44] ---**
Welcome home.
**[03:48] ---**
I made it...
**[03:51] ---**
H-Huh?! Th-That's weird!
**[03:54] ---**
What's wrong with it, I wonder?
**[03:59] ---**
What is this?!
**[04:03] ---**
Paul...!
**[04:07] ---**
What's happened, Paul?!
**[04:09] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[04:11] ---**
Momoka-sama... You must not
approach the toilet over here!
**[04:16] ---**
I am ashamed to admit such a blunder, but...
**[04:19] ---**
...I was...
attacked while... on the toilet...
**[04:24] ---**
What did you say?
**[04:25] ---**
Toilet?
**[04:30] ---**
Hothothothohot!
**[04:31] ---**
H-Hel-Hel-Help me!
**[04:44] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[04:46] ---**
The experiment is a grand success!
**[04:49] ---**
Simply attach this Toiletformer
to any toilet on Pekopon,
**[04:53] ---**
and it becomes an intelligent weapon!
**[04:55] ---**
We're on the fast track to invasion.
**[04:57] ---**
H-However,
**[04:59] ---**
what do we do if the
toilet is Japanese-style?
**[05:02] ---**
Have a look-see.
**[05:04] ---**
Gero?
**[05:05] ---**
This is 556-san's apartment.
**[05:07] ---**
It works even if the toilet
is a different shape.
**[05:09] ---**
Or, like, worldwide appeal?
**[05:12] ---**
Unexpectedly effective.
**[05:14] ---**
More to the point,
Mr. 556 is not a Pekoponian.
***SIGN*** Space Detective
**[05:20] ---**
W-Well, guess we just need
to apologize later.
**[05:23] ---**
So!
**[05:25] ---**
We will expand the range
of our operation, sir!
**[05:27] ---**
But just before that,
I think I'll go use the toilet!
**[05:32] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[05:37] ---**
Gero? What in the world?
**[05:39] ---**
G-Gero... Damn this... gero... gero...
**[05:46] ---**
All it took down was the main camera, sir.
**[05:55] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?
**[05:56] ---**
Help me!
**[05:58] ---**
Lend him a hand!
**[06:00] ---**
One, two...
**[06:02] ---**
One, two! Heave ho! There we... go!
**[06:10] ---**
I'm saved, sir.
**[06:12] ---**
But what is the meaning of this?
**[06:14] ---**
I didn't expect the damage
to extend even to us.
**[06:18] ---**
Come check this out.
Things got a bit out of hand.
**[06:23] ---**
Gero? Whassis?
**[06:25] ---**
We will be controlled by no one.
**[06:28] ---**
It is we who will control this world.
**[06:31] ---**
Gero...
**[06:32] ---**
What's going on?
**[06:34] ---**
The toilets are revolting!
**[06:37] ---**
Tch! Those guys!
**[06:39] ---**
So they've started a coup d'état!
***SIGN*** HEY!!
**[06:40] ---**
Hey!! Stupid frog!!
***SIGN*** STUPID FROG!!
**[06:43] ---**
You're the ones who did weird
stuff to the toilets, aren't you?!
**[06:45] ---**
Sarge, put them back to normal!
**[06:48] ---**
You'd better frickin' pack this in!
**[06:50] ---**
Listen, you. You fix this right this minute
or things are going to get ugly!
**[06:54] ---**
Lady Natsumi, calm, calm!
**[06:59] ---**
We are toilets.
**[07:01] ---**
And I am Toilet Command!
**[07:04] ---**
We will make a world of the toilets,
by the toilets, for the toilets!
**[07:09] ---**
This message is our declaration of war
on mankind and on all alienkind,
**[07:13] ---**
our toilet's declaration of independence!
**[07:18] ---**
Looks like the on-board AI
gave them undesirable thoughts.
**[07:22] ---**
Gero... What now...
**[07:24] ---**
Don't give me "what now"!
Bring the system down ASAP!
**[07:27] ---**
Mmm, impossible, I'm afraid.
**[07:29] ---**
It's an autonomous system.
**[07:32] ---**
What?!
**[07:33] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[07:34] ---**
Kululu! Can't you do anything?!
**[07:36] ---**
Tch. All right, fine.
**[07:44] ---**
We are toilets! We will fight!
**[07:47] ---**
Freedom and cleanliness for all toilets!
**[07:50] ---**
Freedom is the the universal right
of all intelligent lifeforms!
**[07:53] ---**
Those who get us dirty, vandalize us,
or clog us up will not be forgiven!
**[07:57] ---**
Ready, sir?
**[07:59] ---**
We will now commence our attack!
Quash those toilets, sir!
**[08:03] ---**
And why do we have to fight, as well?!
***SIGN*** Nature's Call
**[08:06] ---**
Pekoponians and Keronians are united in
their need to answer nature's call, ma'am!
**[08:10] ---**
We must unite as one, and take back
the toilets into our own hands!
***SIGN*** Come Back, Toilets!
**[08:16] ---**
We'll vandalize them with paint rounds,
and take the fight out of them!
**[08:20] ---**
Fight! Super Toilet Life-Forms!
**[08:23] ---**
Toilets, roll out!
**[08:28] ---**
Take these special paint shots!
**[08:30] ---**
Is this really going to work?
**[08:39] ---**
Sis...
**[08:40] ---**
There's no end to them!
**[08:41] ---**
Of course there isn't! Every toilet
in Inner-Tokyo has gone crazy!
***SIGN*** India Ink
**[08:55] ---**
Dororo!
**[08:57] ---**
Paul!
**[08:57] ---**
Yes, milady.
**[08:58] ---**
All units, fire paint missiles.
**[09:06] ---**
We will not succumb to vandalism!
**[09:07] ---**
Tch! We're not getting anywhere!
**[09:11] ---**
If that's how it's going to be,
**[09:12] ---**
it's time for the Keron Army's
ultimate destructive weapon:
**[09:20] ---**
this Attack Chance,
Featuring Golden Hammer #10!
**[09:24] ---**
We'll pulverize all those toilets
until there's nothing left, sir!
**[09:28] ---**
What are you saying, stupid frog?!
**[09:31] ---**
If the toilets are pulverized,
**[09:33] ---**
we will not have any place
to relieve ourselves!
**[09:36] ---**
Yes! We have to return them to normal
and treat them with care!
**[09:41] ---**
Your call, commander.
**[09:44] ---**
I know! I've got a great idea!
**[09:47] ---**
Okay, the kid.
**[09:49] ---**
Did you see our power?!
**[09:51] ---**
Glory to toilets!
**[09:55] ---**
All units, commence bombing!
**[10:01] ---**
Hmph. Bombs.
**[10:10] ---**
What?!
**[10:12] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[10:14] ---**
Oh, come on! What are these?
**[10:16] ---**
My underpants.
**[10:18] ---**
What?
**[10:18] ---**
Oh! What a gallant scene!
**[10:22] ---**
Wh-What is this about, Fuyuki?
**[10:24] ---**
Well, you see...
**[10:26] ---**
I once accidentally flushed my underpants
down the toilet and clogged it.
**[10:32] ---**
Destruction of evidence, I see.
**[10:34] ---**
I thought this might be a way
to stop their movements.
**[10:38] ---**
Is that how it works?
**[10:39] ---**
Underpants!
**[10:41] ---**
Not underpants! Anything but that!
**[10:45] ---**
N-No!
**[10:48] ---**
Don't flush anything except toilet paper!!
**[10:58] ---**
All toilets, silenced.
**[11:00] ---**
Looks like the Toiletformers short-circuited.
**[11:03] ---**
Nice! Marvelous psychological tactics, sir!
**[11:06] ---**
Good job, Master Fuyuki!
**[11:08] ---**
That's all very well, but...
**[11:10] ---**
This is...
**[11:11] ---**
...going to be a major pain to clean up.
**[11:14] ---**
It is.
**[11:16] ---**
Kululu, wipe the townspeople's
memories, too, would ya?
**[11:19] ---**
Mochicourse.
**[11:20] ---**
All crafts, return to base.
**[11:22] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's... Fuyuki-kun's...
Fuyuki-kun's...
**[11:25] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's...
**[11:29] ---**
And...
**[11:31] ---**
Gero! Toilets really do have to be
used cleanly and with care, sir!
**[11:38] ---**
Later, Sergeant Keroro was assigned
toilet-cleaning duty for three months.
**[11:42] ---**
I... still have a place to go home to.
**[11:46] ---**
And nothing can make me happier.
**[11:58] ---**
Rain.
**[11:59] ---**
The rain in winter is particularly cold,
**[12:01] ---**
and chills you to the bone.
**[12:20] ---**
Tch.
**[12:35] ---**
Kululu and the Puppy, Sir!
**[12:44] ---**
I'm home!
**[12:46] ---**
Welcome back.
**[12:47] ---**
Sis, I just saw Kululu at the park.
**[12:51] ---**
At the park? On a rainy day like this?
**[12:55] ---**
Yeah, and...
**[12:57] ---**
I dunno why, but he was with a puppy.
**[12:59] ---**
I think he was about to bring it home.
**[13:02] ---**
Kululu?! No wayyyyy.
**[13:06] ---**
I can't even imagine Kululu cuddling a puppy.
**[13:10] ---**
He's obviously just up to no good again.
**[13:16] ---**
Ahh, you looked at it, didn't you?
**[13:18] ---**
Admission fee, please, 10,000 gallons.
**[13:22] ---**
Like so. See?
**[13:24] ---**
Y-You're right...
**[13:27] ---**
Hello.
**[13:29] ---**
Kululu!
**[13:30] ---**
I-Is something the matter?
**[13:33] ---**
Think you could split some of your food?
**[13:38] ---**
W-Well, okay, but...
**[13:40] ---**
We don't have any curry, borscht, pirozhki,
**[13:43] ---**
dak galbi, vinegared mackerel, monjayaki,
or anything else you like...
**[13:46] ---**
Not that kind of stuff.
**[13:48] ---**
Something... easier to digest.
**[13:53] ---**
Easy to digest...
**[13:57] ---**
Wha?
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[14:12] ---**
There really is something strange going on.
**[14:15] ---**
Yeah. Kululu would never
normally ask us for anything.
**[14:20] ---**
And he never eats anything easy to digest.
**[14:22] ---**
He's definitely up to something weird!
**[14:27] ---**
Come on. I can't believe this is all
you can eat. Where's your sense of adventure?
**[14:32] ---**
Is someone there?
**[14:34] ---**
Dunno...
**[14:35] ---**
Gimme your paw.
**[14:38] ---**
You can't even do that?
**[14:40] ---**
What a dumb dog.
**[14:42] ---**
Can't feed you if that's all you've got.
***SIGN*** It's true?
**[14:49] ---**
Tch. Fine. Eat this.
**[14:57] ---**
What?!
**[14:59] ---**
Kululu's... Kululu's...?!
**[15:03] ---**
No wayyyyy.
**[15:04] ---**
It's true.
**[15:06] ---**
I saw it myself, Sarge.
**[15:08] ---**
Well, certainly, the desire to rescue a
little puppy from being drenched by the rain
**[15:12] ---**
isn't inconceivable,
**[15:13] ---**
at least for normal people.
**[15:18] ---**
But we're talking about Kululu,
so non-non-non-non-non!
**[15:21] ---**
Absolutely imposible, ma'am!
**[15:26] ---**
No... See...
**[15:28] ---**
Honestly. What are you two
plotting by trying to deceive me?
**[15:34] ---**
April Fools is a long way off, ma'am.
**[15:37] ---**
Fine!
**[15:38] ---**
If you're that sure,
we'll show you the proof.
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[15:42] ---**
Puppy? No idea what you're talking about.
**[15:46] ---**
Don't lie! We saw you just now!
**[15:49] ---**
Why the heck would I take care of a puppy?
**[15:52] ---**
You can search the place all
over if you like.
**[16:04] ---**
It's not here...
**[16:05] ---**
C'mon... where did he hide it?
**[16:09] ---**
See? You can't find what's not there.
I told you, didn't I?
**[16:11] ---**
Give it up already,
Lady Natsumi, Master Fuyuki.
**[16:16] ---**
Kululu would never do such
a Mutsugoro-like thing.
**[16:20] ---**
It's definitely here!
**[16:22] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** Peh...
**[16:25] ---**
Going along with this is
just a waste of time, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Shock...
**[16:28] ---**
Gonna go make a Gundam model.
**[16:30] ---**
H-Hey, wait...
**[16:31] ---**
You guys'd better skedaddle, too.
**[16:49] ---**
This time he's gone off with vegetables!
**[16:52] ---**
There definitely is a puppy!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[16:58] ---**
This smell, it's...
**[16:59] ---**
...curry! He's making a curry!
**[17:02] ---**
But curry at this time of night?
**[17:07] ---**
No way.
**[17:09] ---**
Oh no!
**[17:13] ---**
Kululu!
**[17:13] ---**
What are you up to?!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[17:15] ---**
***SIGN*** In The Bath
**[17:20] ---**
I'm so embarrassed...
**[17:24] ---**
Good grief.
**[17:26] ---**
If you'd picked up a puppy, you should've
just said so in the first place, sir!
**[17:30] ---**
But I have my image to think about, right?
**[17:35] ---**
Anyway. Now this has happened,
we'll just have to all raise it together, sir.
**[17:40] ---**
No.
**[17:42] ---**
What, ma'am?
**[17:44] ---**
I'd love to keep it, too, you know?
**[17:48] ---**
But Mom can't deal with animals, remember?
***SIGN*** Mom
The Strongest Woman
**[17:52] ---**
Yes. Hinata Aki-san absolutely hates animals.
**[17:57] ---**
It's really too bad, but...
we can't keep it here.
**[18:04] ---**
Then...
**[18:06] ---**
...you want me to go chuck it?
**[18:11] ---**
Lady Natsumi... Master Fuyuki...
**[18:15] ---**
This is a request from me.
At least until we find its owner,
**[18:19] ---**
we'll take care of it ourselves, ma'am!
**[18:22] ---**
For Kululu's sake!
**[18:26] ---**
Well... it's true I don't want to get on
Kululu's bad side by not keeping it here.
**[18:32] ---**
But in exchange...
**[18:35] ---**
...you have to take good care of it.
**[18:37] ---**
Sis!
**[18:38] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[18:43] ---**
Now I owe you one, hmph.
**[18:48] ---**
Paw!
**[18:49] ---**
Aw, you're such a hopeless little doggy-woggy.
**[18:53] ---**
Get the ball!
**[18:56] ---**
Whatever.
***SIGN*** NO curry!
**[19:05] ---**
Good boy, good boy, good boy!
**[19:16] ---**
Up ya go! Up ya go! Up ya go!
**[19:20] ---**
I never knew Kululu had this side to him.
**[19:23] ---**
I might see him a little differently
from now on.
**[19:27] ---**
I've known Kululu a long time, but...
**[19:30] ---**
...I confess I'm surprised, ma'am.
**[19:34] ---**
Paw!
**[19:41] ---**
Darn it, that tickles...
**[19:44] ---**
So close!
**[19:45] ---**
Hey, let's let the others know, too!
**[19:48] ---**
I think they'd all take a new view of Kululu!
**[19:51] ---**
Yeah. That sounds good, sir!
**[19:54] ---**
What?! Kululu-dono?!
**[19:56] ---**
Whaa? That is so creepy!
**[19:59] ---**
Or, like, creature comforts?
**[20:02] ---**
Giroro?
**[20:04] ---**
Giroro?
**[20:07] ---**
He's not here...
**[20:13] ---**
I wonder where Giroro went.
**[20:15] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Come here a moment, ma'am!
**[20:19] ---**
Okay, here we go, guys...
**[20:23] ---**
Paw!
**[20:43] ---**
Oh?
**[20:44] ---**
Isn't that the "Reverse we are all living creatures"
Gun which turns people into animals?
**[20:48] ---**
And it appears to have gone off
accidentally, for some reason...
**[20:52] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:53] ---**
Kululu?!
**[20:54] ---**
Why?!
**[20:55] ---**
Kululu! Are you all right?
**[21:14] ---**
Wh-What...
**[21:16] ---**
Paw.
**[21:18] ---**
Noooooooooooooooo!!
**[21:22] ---**
Was this series of happenings
simply a natural course of events,
**[21:25] ---**
or yet another of Kululu's schemes?
**[21:28] ---**
That remains a mystery.
***SIGN*** Dejected...
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
It's Fuyuki. For the mascot
of Canada's Winter Olympics,
**[23:11] ---**
a type of snow creature
called the Sasquatch was chosen.
**[23:14] ---**
Doesn't that mean that the Canadian
government acknowledges their existence?
***SIGN*** Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡
**[23:18] ---**
Don't you think that's amazing?!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that! Please...
make me a mascot, too...
**[23:24] ---**
"Natsumi: Take Me Out to
the Snowland, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Men's
***SIGN*** Women's
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro: Hot Springs are All About
the Table-Tennis, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E195 - Natsumi: Take Me Out to the Snowland, Sir! / Keroro: Hot Springs are All About the Table-Tennis, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8PN0P/natsumi-take-me-out-to-the-snowland-sir--keroro-hot-springs-are-all-about-the-table-tennis-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
***SIGN*** Winter...
**[01:32] ---**
Winter...
**[01:35] ---**
Winter brings to mind nabe,
which is nice, but...
**[01:39] ---**
Come on, there's more to winter
than that! There's more!
**[01:42] ---**
Skiing! Skiing!
**[01:44] ---**
I want to go skiing, sir!
**[01:46] ---**
If not now, then when?
**[01:49] ---**
Destination, skiing! Let's go, skiing!
***SIGN*** Ski ♡
***SIGN*** Ski ♡
***SIGN*** Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡
**[01:51] ---**
Ski! Ski! Suki suki!
**[01:54] ---**
We see eye-to-eye for once!
**[01:57] ---**
Sounds good to me.
I want to go skiing, too!
**[02:00] ---**
You say it, girl!
**[02:02] ---**
Hey there, girl of the slopes!
**[02:04] ---**
You say skiing,
**[02:06] ---**
but all it really is is climbing up,
sliding down, and doing it all over again...
**[02:10] ---**
Just repetitive back-and forth
up-and-down unproductive movement...
***SIGN*** Door to his heart Sealed Shut!!
**[02:17] ---**
What's with that flat reaction?!
**[02:19] ---**
Why not go and study abominable
snowmen and snowwomen on the slopes?
**[02:23] ---**
Hmm...
**[02:25] ---**
Well, that might be okay.
**[02:27] ---**
Yahoo! Then it's settled!
**[02:29] ---**
You mustn't do that.
***SIGN*** Why? It's pretty obvious, though
**[02:31] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[02:33] ---**
I can't let children and aliens
go off skiing on their own.
**[02:37] ---**
I have work tomorrow.
**[02:39] ---**
But it's okay if you have an adult with you!
**[02:44] ---**
Looks like it's time for
this baby again, then.
**[02:47] ---**
The "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun!
***SIGN*** "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
**[02:51] ---**
Haven't brought this one out in a while!
**[02:53] ---**
Wha?! Then...
**[03:01] ---**
Natsumi: Take Me Out to
the Snowland, Sir!
**[03:07] ---**
And so, we find ourselves
on the charming slopes!
**[03:12] ---**
Oh, and here we have our charming woman!
**[03:15] ---**
Who is Natsumi-chan, now an adult.
***SIGN*** Welcome to Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Kasosugi Village is a sister village to Hicksville
**[03:20] ---**
Does it have to be this way?
**[03:23] ---**
I promised my little sister
I'd do all her homework for her.
**[03:27] ---**
I promised my big sis I'd be her slave and
let her boss me around for the rest of my life.
***SIGN*** Welcome to Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Kasosugi Village is a sister village to Hicksville
**[03:32] ---**
S-Slave?
***SIGN*** Kasosugi Village Hall
**[03:33] ---**
Wanna trade?
***SIGN*** First Prize
**[03:37] ---**
I can't believe the single Dunhed model
that was sleeping at the back of our shop...
**[03:42] ---**
...could bring such
liveliness to our village!
**[03:45] ---**
Mayor!
**[03:46] ---**
Yes!
**[03:47] ---**
Overtake Hicksville!
**[03:50] ---**
The stupid frog must be after that thing.
**[03:53] ---**
Honestly. He's unbelievable.
**[03:55] ---**
I guess I'll keep
my distance from this place.
**[03:59] ---**
Milady, as per Master Tamama's information,
**[04:02] ---**
Master Fuyuki's party has reportedly arrived
at this Depopulous Village Ski Resort.
**[04:08] ---**
But, Paul, I wonder if the ski-slope
effect is really a real thing?
**[04:12] ---**
It most certainly is.
**[04:14] ---**
Snow is an all-natural
beauty light-boosting artist!
***SIGN*** Attractiveness Boost Tripled
**[04:18] ---**
It is said to have the ability
to triple your attractiveness!
**[04:22] ---**
Uh, actually, the saying is normally
that it boosts it by 30%.
**[04:26] ---**
And take a look at that symbol!
**[04:29] ---**
That is the cross-point
worked out by our supercomputer!
**[04:34] ---**
If Master Fuyuki stands on that point,
and gazes at you from there, milady,
**[04:39] ---**
the angle of the light,
his psychological state,
**[04:41] ---**
the background—all these elements
and more will synchronize,
**[04:44] ---**
and you will have a grip on his heart
as tight as an eagle's talons!
**[04:48] ---**
An eagle's grip...
**[04:51] ---**
Which is why I have titled this...
**[04:52] ---**
"Grand Operation to Seize Master Fuyuki's Heart
in an Eagle's Grip with the Ski-Slope Effect!"
***SIGN*** Grand Operation to Seize Master Fuyuki's Heart in an Eagle's Grip with the Ski-Slope Effect
**[04:57] ---**
And all Fuyuki-kun has
to do is stand there!
**[05:02] ---**
Meanwhile, the very same Fuyuki-kun was...
**[05:12] ---**
I fell backwards, exactly as I predicted!
**[05:16] ---**
It's cold and painful, and there's
no abominable snowmen or snowwomen,
**[05:20] ---**
but it feels so good,
I can forget all about it!
**[05:22] ---**
Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[05:25] ---**
Ya!
**[05:26] ---**
Sarge?!
**[05:30] ---**
Wow! You're amazing, Sarge!
***SIGN*** Active Fault
**[05:33] ---**
Even when there's snow all on top of them, the
active faults still stand right out, don't they?
**[05:39] ---**
Ahh...
**[05:41] ---**
Or, like, selfish dreaming?
**[05:43] ---**
Just as long as you're only looking.
**[05:47] ---**
When night comes, I'll eat mochi
with Natsumi-san in this snow hut!
**[05:51] ---**
Snow hut, huh.
**[05:58] ---**
Hm? Wasn't Natsumi-chan supposed
to be a sports all-star?
**[06:02] ---**
I'm great at skiing, but today's
my first time on a snowboard.
**[06:08] ---**
You're lookin' sexy, girl!
**[06:10] ---**
W-Wanna play with us a-after skiin'?
**[06:14] ---**
Sigh... Again?
**[06:17] ---**
I'm warning you guys, watch yourselves.
I'm a lot stronger, now I'm—
**[06:23] ---**
Huh?
**[06:24] ---**
I can't move freely on the snowboard!
**[06:26] ---**
It's so lovely how you're assertive
an' at the same time klutzy!
**[06:30] ---**
You look like you'd be worth goin' out with!
***SIGN*** Snow Torpedo
***SIGN*** Direct Hit!!
**[06:38] ---**
Direct hit with snow torpedo!
**[06:40] ---**
Never underestimate a mountain kid!
**[06:44] ---**
There was another one!
**[06:51] ---**
Tumble down to the depths of hell.
**[06:55] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:57] ---**
Looks like you let your
guard down again, Natsumi.
**[07:00] ---**
This is a battlefield—
a ski slope only by name.
**[07:03] ---**
How could you let those people
get the better of you?
**[07:09] ---**
Thank you!
**[07:10] ---**
Tha—?!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump!!
**[07:11] ---**
Direct hit with ski-slope effect!
From an adult Natsumi-chan!
***SIGN*** Giroro's heart beating violently!!
***SIGN*** Clang!
***SIGN*** Sunk
**[07:30] ---**
Also sunk!
**[07:32] ---**
What are you doing, Giroro?
**[07:36] ---**
Hi! I thought you'd be coming, Natsumi!
**[07:39] ---**
Honey-san?
**[07:41] ---**
I won't lose this time!
**[07:43] ---**
Huh?
**[07:44] ---**
Okay, here we go!
***SIGN*** First Place Prize
**[07:48] ---**
What's this ripoff-looking mech?
**[07:51] ---**
No, no. It is no ripoff, Tamama-kun.
**[07:55] ---**
They took the great risk of taking giant robots
from anime into the world of live action,
***SIGN*** Live-Action Version!!
***SIGN*** Tokusatsu Robot Action!!
**[07:59] ---**
and ultimately disappeared after making just
one little-known movie called *Dunhed.*
***SIGN*** Surpassed Hollywood!
**[08:02] ---**
And this is its model.
**[08:05] ---**
It is a rare item whose sheer scarcity has
earned it legendary status in some circles!
**[08:10] ---**
And of course, a true obsessive could
never overlook such a thing, right?
**[08:13] ---**
Gero?! My archrival, Master Saburo!
***SIGN*** Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Beauties on the Slopes Contest
**[08:16] ---**
I thought you'd do this,
so I went and asked Honey-san.
**[08:21] ---**
Honey-san! Good luck!
**[08:23] ---**
Okay, Saburo! Leave it to me!
***SIGN*** Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Beauties on the Slopes Contest
**[08:27] ---**
Saburo-senpai?
**[08:28] ---**
Ah! Natchi! Good luck!
**[08:31] ---**
Who knew there'd be so many
Dunhed nuts here?
**[08:34] ---**
Never underestimate fanatics, sir!
**[08:36] ---**
Wait, why do I have to participate
in the race for the stupid frog?!
**[08:49] ---**
Well, whatever. I just have to retire.
**[08:52] ---**
Come on, lass!
**[08:53] ---**
Huh?
**[08:54] ---**
Go for it!!
**[09:03] ---**
3 meters more...
**[09:05] ---**
Milady... it will be any moment.
**[09:07] ---**
Please prepare.
**[09:08] ---**
Yes!
**[09:11] ---**
I... I'm so embarrassed... but...
**[09:15] ---**
Now... Fuyuki-kun will...
**[09:20] ---**
Move, move!
**[09:23] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki!
**[09:25] ---**
That's so mean, Sis!
**[09:29] ---**
Oh no!
**[09:30] ---**
Let's chase those chicks!
**[09:33] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Triple Visual Boost In Progress!!
**[09:42] ---**
She's so cute...
**[09:44] ---**
I'm fallin' for her!
**[09:45] ---**
Me, too.
**[09:46] ---**
Me, too!
**[09:47] ---**
You freaks...
**[09:49] ---**
...aren't part of the picture!
***SIGN*** Anger Triple Boost
**[09:54] ---**
I can't beat temptation, after all!
**[09:58] ---**
I'll just poke it a little bit!
**[10:01] ---**
Huh?
**[10:02] ---**
Whaaaaa?!
**[10:05] ---**
N-Natsumi-san?! Look ooooooout!
**[10:09] ---**
No more!
**[10:12] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:13] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[10:16] ---**
Natsumi-san, what's wrong?
**[10:19] ---**
I was forced... into the race...
**[10:21] ---**
I see! A race!
**[10:23] ---**
We shall assist you.
**[10:25] ---**
Aeolus Blast!
**[10:28] ---**
Gale Formation!
**[10:36] ---**
Today, I'm finally going to be the champion!
**[10:40] ---**
What?
**[10:48] ---**
And the winner is Hinata Natsumi-san!
**[10:51] ---**
Oh no!
**[10:52] ---**
Yahoo! That's our Lady Natsumi, sir!
**[10:57] ---**
Natsumi-chan really is strong.
**[11:00] ---**
She's taken the Dunhed from me.
***SIGN*** First Place Prize
**[11:03] ---**
Here you go. What you wanted.
**[11:05] ---**
Gero? Why give it to me?
**[11:08] ---**
What do you mean, "why"?
You came here wanting this, right?
**[11:12] ---**
Ungh...
**[11:13] ---**
Dunhed's outside my area of interest.
***SIGN*** No particular interest
**[11:16] ---**
Give it to Master Saburo, ma'am.
**[11:19] ---**
Wha?!
**[11:25] ---**
I simply wanted to enjoy
skiing with everyone, ma'am.
**[11:30] ---**
It was a total coincidence that
there was a Dunhed here, ma'am.
**[11:40] ---**
Huh? What's with those reactions?
**[11:43] ---**
I came here by Enoden!
**[11:45] ---**
So I always have to be plotting
something, is that it?!
**[11:49] ---**
Kululu! Let's go buy Kamakura hanpen!
**[11:52] ---**
It was a winter's day exemplifying
the way we are judged by our daily conduct.
***SIGN*** Winter...
**[12:06] ---**
Winter...
**[12:08] ---**
Winter brings to mind nabe,
which is nice, but...
**[12:13] ---**
...hot springs are nice, too!
**[12:16] ---**
This feels good!
**[12:18] ---**
Paradise, paradise!
**[12:20] ---**
Or, like, deluxe hot springs?
**[12:23] ---**
I hope we're not taking advantage too much
of the Nishizawa Peach Group's hotel.
**[12:28] ---**
Oh, no, it's more fun when you all stay.
**[12:31] ---**
And now Fuyuki-kun's heart will be
**[12:34] ---**
grabbed in an eagle's grip by the
freshly-bathed yukata effect!
**[12:37] ---**
Oh!
**[12:42] ---**
This constricting feeling...
**[12:45] ---**
So good...
***SIGN*** Table-tennis table
**[12:50] ---**
Why are there always table-tennis tables
at hot springs, anyway?
**[12:55] ---**
I don't think they're *always*...
**[12:57] ---**
Maybe they make the hot spring
look more rustic?
***SIGN*** Slow but Steady Wins the Race
***SIGN*** Rustic
**[13:01] ---**
Newly-constructed ones have them, too.
**[13:03] ---**
And this is the only time when those ones
who stay far away from sports...
**[13:07] ---**
Sarge, wanna play table-tennis?
**[13:09] ---**
...say stuff like that, sir.
**[13:12] ---**
H-He's right.
**[13:16] ---**
Keroro: Hot Springs are All About
the Table-Tennis, Sir!
***SIGN*** Men's
***SIGN*** Women's
**[13:25] ---**
There!
**[13:26] ---**
Kero!
**[13:28] ---**
Ah! Mr. Sergeant and Fukki
are playing ping-pong!
**[13:35] ---**
That bath was lovely!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump!!
**[13:38] ---**
Direct hit with the
freshly-bathed yukata effect!
***SIGN*** Giroro's heart beating violently!!
**[13:43] ---**
Oh, yeah! The freshly-bathed
yukata effect is super effective!
**[13:51] ---**
Take that!
**[13:52] ---**
He isn't looking.
**[13:53] ---**
Milady! To be doubly sure, I will go and
prepare Part II of the Ski-Slope Effect!
**[13:59] ---**
Please do.
***SIGN*** Men's
***SIGN*** Women's
**[14:05] ---**
Hot springs are all about the table-tennis.
**[14:08] ---**
Or, like, scheduled event?
**[14:10] ---**
But why table-tennis at hot springs?
**[14:13] ---**
Well... that escapes even me...
**[14:16] ---**
Look at Fuyuki, though!
He's actually doing kind of okay!
**[14:19] ---**
It is amazing that he is
keeping it up for so long!
**[14:28] ---**
How manly Fuyuki-kun looks!
**[14:30] ---**
Truly a prince of table-tennis!
**[14:32] ---**
I want to play table-tennis
with Fuyuki-kun, too!
**[14:36] ---**
It's not that I'm good.
**[14:38] ---**
It's just because Sarge is
hitting me back easy balls.
**[14:41] ---**
What does that mean?
**[14:43] ---**
Look at Keroro's movements.
**[14:50] ---**
He's so small!
**[14:52] ---**
Keronians are at a height disadvantage!
**[14:55] ---**
Not that.
**[14:56] ---**
Our honorable leader,
though he is moving very actively,
**[15:00] ---**
is aiming the ball with precision
at Fuyuki-kun's extended racket!
**[15:05] ---**
No matter how Fuyuki returns the ball,
he's returning it back to him in the same place.
**[15:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is so amazing!
**[15:13] ---**
Or, like, superb technique?
**[15:15] ---**
So... the stupid frog is pretty good, then!
**[15:21] ---**
We shall finish this tonight!
**[15:23] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Yeah!!
***SIGN*** Now!
**[15:34] ---**
Ahhhh, this sucks!
**[15:36] ---**
I have been called the Ping-Pong
Ai-chan of Planet Keron.
**[15:39] ---**
You stand no chance against me, ma'am!
**[15:41] ---**
Natsumi-san! I will avenge you!
**[15:44] ---**
Steel yourself!
**[15:46] ---**
What you say?!
***SIGN*** Slow but Steady Wins the Race
**[15:49] ---**
Ninja Art: Konohagakure no Jutsu!
**[15:58] ---**
Yes! Avenged!
**[16:00] ---**
Is that allowed?!
**[16:04] ---**
How dare you do that to my Mr. Sergeant?
**[16:07] ---**
Gero.
**[16:08] ---**
If that's how you're gonna
play it, I'll play the same!
**[16:12] ---**
Wait, how do you play ping-pong?
***SIGN*** Men's
***SIGN*** Women's
**[16:18] ---**
Private Tamama... Sit back down
and learn by watching, sir.
**[16:23] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Slow but Steady Wins the Race
**[16:26] ---**
Here!
**[16:28] ---**
There!
**[16:29] ---**
Lady Mois, you're pretty good, ma'am!
**[16:31] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[16:34] ---**
Or, like, deeply thankful?
**[16:35] ---**
That woman! Quit slackin' off!
**[16:39] ---**
It does seem to be lacking tension.
**[16:41] ---**
But this is nice as well, don't you think?
**[16:43] ---**
Ohh!
***SIGN*** Slow but Steady Wins the Race
**[16:45] ---**
I'm sorry, Uncle...
**[16:48] ---**
I messed up...
**[16:50] ---**
Oh, no, no, it's impressive that you
kept it going for so long, ma'am!
**[16:56] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[16:57] ---**
That little...!
**[16:59] ---**
Okay, next! Giroro!
**[17:02] ---**
Play with me?
**[17:03] ---**
Play with me?
***SIGN*** Play with me?
**[17:05] ---**
Play with me? Play with me?
**[17:08] ---**
B-Bring it on!
***SIGN*** Slow but Steady Wins the Race
**[17:12] ---**
Here I come, Giroro!
**[17:14] ---**
Okay!
**[17:17] ---**
Here I come!
**[17:19] ---**
Here I come! Here I come!
**[17:21] ---**
Here I come!
**[17:23] ---**
He...re... I... come...
**[17:27] ---**
Giroro? What's wrong?
**[17:29] ---**
Ah... ahh... Sorry...
**[17:31] ---**
Huh. So Giroro's bad at table-tennis!
**[17:34] ---**
Okay, let's take it slow.
***SIGN*** Slow but Steady Wins the Race
**[17:36] ---**
There.
**[17:39] ---**
Hup.
**[17:44] ---**
And tap!
**[17:49] ---**
What is this... pleasant feeling that...
melts my soldier's heart...
**[17:51] ---**
Here I come, Giroro!
**[17:54] ---**
Pick it up, Giroro!
**[17:55] ---**
I-I-I-Is this...
**[17:56] ---**
Is this the thing they call
hot-spring table-tennis?
**[17:59] ---**
Yup. Life is always a mountain—
***SIGN*** Sunk
**[18:08] ---**
Ultimately, Giroro was sunk!
**[18:10] ---**
U-Um...
**[18:12] ---**
F-Fuyuikini...
**[18:15] ---**
Hey, Nishizawa-san,
why don't you and I play a game?
**[18:18] ---**
O-Okay!
**[18:22] ---**
There!
***SIGN*** Slow but Steady Wins the Race
**[18:31] ---**
Ahh... this is so... thrilling!
**[18:34] ---**
I never thought I'd be able to play
table-tennis with Fuyuki-kun like this!
**[18:46] ---**
I'm...
**[18:47] ---**
...falling for Fuyuki-kun's
freshly-bathed yukata effeffeffefe...
**[18:52] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:54] ---**
Momocchi!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Momoka: Diagnosis
***SIGN*** Just Lovesick!
**[18:56] ---**
Ahh, she's just lovesick, that's all.
**[19:04] ---**
Ah, Nishizawa-san!
**[19:05] ---**
F-Fufuyuhiyaki-fun...
**[19:09] ---**
Momoka-chan, fainted once again!
**[19:11] ---**
And finally, you, stupid
frog! A revenge match!
**[19:15] ---**
Try as you like, the result
will be the same, ma'am!
**[19:17] ---**
You never know until you try!
**[19:19] ---**
Very well, ma'am!
**[19:21] ---**
I accept your challenge, Lady Natsumi!
**[19:26] ---**
Good luck, Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:28] ---**
Fight, Natsumi-san!
**[19:29] ---**
Do your best, Uncle!
**[19:32] ---**
This will be a sight to behold!
**[19:33] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[19:35] ---**
One more lemonade, 'kay?
**[19:42] ---**
Ah! Nishizawa-san!
**[19:43] ---**
F-Fuyu...
**[19:47] ---**
Once again fainted!
**[19:48] ---**
Here I come!
**[19:51] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Slow but Steady Wins the Race
**[19:53] ---**
There!
**[19:54] ---**
So there!
**[19:56] ---**
Yaaa!
**[20:07] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[20:08] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[20:10] ---**
Amazing! You two are amazing!
**[20:19] ---**
Ah, Nishizawa-san!
***SIGN*** Men's
**[20:26] ---**
Milady... It seems my strategy...
**[20:30] ---**
...is unnecessary.
***SIGN*** Men's
***SIGN*** Women's
**[20:32] ---**
In the end, this game was never settled.
**[20:37] ---**
And as for Momoka-chan...
**[20:52] ---**
Gero gero.
**[21:00] ---**
She was having strange dreams like these,
but it seems she felt happy.
**[21:08] ---**
Sis, aren't you going to settle
your table-tennis match with Sarge?
**[21:12] ---**
Ah, never mind that anymore.
**[21:15] ---**
That only has meaning when you
do it at hot springs, sir.
**[21:20] ---**
Right?
**[21:21] ---**
Right?
**[21:22] ---**
Huh. So that's how it works?
**[21:23] ---**
Right?
**[21:26] ---**
Hot spring table-tennis. It is a separate sport
from normal table-tennis.
**[21:30] ---**
It looks like everyone got a little closer.
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
Long, long ago,
**[23:10] ---**
there was an anime that dared to break out of
its 2-part structure, and take on an 18-in-1,
**[23:14] ---**
"30 Minutes of Gerogero."
***SIGN*** Keroro: Invasion with Kotatsu, Sir!
***SIGN*** Snug
**[23:16] ---**
122 episodes have passed since then...
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that! Next time,
commemorating our 196th episode,
**[23:24] ---**
"It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
A deluxe 13 parts, ish?
**[23:30] ---**
So... how's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E196 - It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9QZ4/its-back-30-minutes-of-gerogero-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:32] ---**
Winter is in full swing.
**[01:34] ---**
During that cold season, when the
chilly air comes in blasts...
**[01:38] ---**
The fact of the matter is that seasons make
no difference to an invading alien, sir.
**[01:43] ---**
...Sergeant Keroro said,
as he made Gundam models.
**[01:46] ---**
Today, we have a special edition!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro Special Version
**[01:48] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero!!
**[01:49] ---**
It's back: 30 minutes of gerogero!
***SIGN*** Ultra-Deluxe 13-in-1-ish!!
**[01:51] ---**
We bring you an ultra-deluxe 13-in-1-ish!
**[01:54] ---**
W-We're doing that again?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #196
**[01:57] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #196.
**[02:01] ---**
Seriously, aren't there any good
invasion operations we could do, sir?
**[02:06] ---**
The thing is that we cannot do without
the casual everyday life content.
**[02:11] ---**
Mmm. And we don't have much of an
invasion budget left this season.
**[02:15] ---**
If it's "casual everyday life" we need...
perhaps it should be related to food?
**[02:19] ---**
Or, like, dog-eat-dog world?
**[02:21] ---**
That's it, ma'am!
**[02:23] ---**
Food gives me an idea! What about an invasion
strategy exploiting forbidden combinations?
**[02:27] ---**
Tama? Combinations?
**[02:29] ---**
Yes. Lady Natsumi told me
**[02:32] ---**
that Pekopon has combinations
like "watermelon + tempura,"
***SIGN*** Actually Scary? Forbidden Combinations
**[02:35] ---**
or "eel + umeboshi,"
**[02:38] ---**
which you aren't ever supposed
to eat together, sir!
**[02:42] ---**
My honorable leader, those are superstitions.
**[02:45] ---**
Doubt that has any scientific backing.
**[02:47] ---**
Look, who cares if it does or doesn't!?
**[02:49] ---**
We'll fill the world with foods
that are never meant to go together,
**[02:52] ---**
and we'll drop the Pekoponians
into the Sebastian of fear, sir!
**[02:56] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[02:59] ---**
Are you going to use domestic eels?
**[03:02] ---**
Domestic's gonna cost ya.
**[03:06] ---**
Uh... uh, yes, good point, sir...
**[03:10] ---**
And watermelons aren't
in season right now, you know.
**[03:13] ---**
Even if you could find them,
they'd be expensive.
**[03:15] ---**
Or, like, lavish prices?
**[03:18] ---**
Well... uh...
***SIGN*** To be continued
***SIGN*** Keroro: Invading with Kotatsu, Sir!
**[03:23] ---**
Keroro: Invading with Kotatsu, Sir!
**[03:29] ---**
Ahh, it's so cold!
**[03:31] ---**
We're home!
**[03:35] ---**
Did we own a kotatsu like this?
**[03:38] ---**
Mom must have put it out for us.
**[03:41] ---**
**[03:42] ---**
Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
**[03:44] ---**
Bless you.
***SIGN*** Snug
**[03:45] ---**
Ahhh, it's so warm!
**[03:47] ---**
It really is! It's warmed up really nicely!
***SIGN*** Together with Chacmools No.66 Monthly New Spring Special Issue
**[03:55] ---**
Wh-What's this?
**[03:57] ---**
What on Earth?
**[03:59] ---**
Maybe Sarge and the others
are doing something again...
**[04:02] ---**
That must be it.
**[04:03] ---**
Fuyuki, go see what the
stupid frogs are doing.
**[04:07] ---**
Aw, whaaat? Why don't you go?
**[04:09] ---**
I don't want to, either.
**[04:11] ---**
I can't be bothered to
get out of the kotatsu...
**[04:13] ---**
Then... let's get Mom to check
on them when she gets back.
**[04:16] ---**
Yeah. Good idea!
**[04:22] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[04:24] ---**
This invasion strategy is based on how it's
hard to get out of a kotatsu once you're in!
**[04:28] ---**
It scans the inside of
the Pekoponians' minds,
**[04:31] ---**
materializes whatever they feel like,
**[04:33] ---**
which makes it
even more difficult to escape,
**[04:35] ---**
using its formidable
materialization device, sir!
**[04:38] ---**
We'll spread these kotatsu
all around the world,
**[04:41] ---**
and when no Pekoponians can escape
the kotatsu, that is when we invade!
**[04:47] ---**
What a peaceful operation.
**[04:49] ---**
I have no reason to object to this.
**[04:52] ---**
Okay, here we go, then!
**[04:54] ---**
Destination: the world...
kotatsu carriers, launch!
***SIGN*** Launch
**[05:08] ---**
Will... Will this one finally work?
**[05:15] ---**
But when all of the Pekoponians
cannot get out of the kotatsus anymore,
**[05:19] ---**
who is going to go invade?
**[05:21] ---**
Erk.
**[05:23] ---**
Th-That would be...
**[05:26] ---**
Giroro, you do it.
**[05:27] ---**
What?!
**[05:28] ---**
Wh-Why should I do it?
**[05:30] ---**
You're the leader, that's your job!
**[05:33] ---**
Nahh... I'm the leader, so I should
stay here in the kotatsu and issue directions.
**[05:38] ---**
Mmm... okay, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
you go invade for a bit.
**[05:41] ---**
Aww, but I do not want to get
out of the kotatsu, either.
**[05:44] ---**
Dororo, then!
**[05:45] ---**
It is unfair to depend on me
only in times such as these.
**[05:50] ---**
No worries.
**[05:52] ---**
I made sure to put kotatsus in the
invasion robot cockpits, as well.
**[05:56] ---**
Oh! That's marvelous!
**[05:59] ---**
Great job, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[06:01] ---**
But to get to the cockpit,
we have to get out of the kotatsus.
**[06:05] ---**
Y-You're right, sir...
**[06:09] ---**
Okay, then...
**[06:10] ---**
Everyone stay in your kotatsu and heave
them to the hangar! Heave ho, heave ho!
**[06:14] ---**
Uncle, Uncle!
**[06:17] ---**
Come to think of it, Pekopon's southern
hemisphere is in the middle of summer right now!
**[06:21] ---**
Or, like, southern tropics?
***SIGN*** Huh?!
**[06:25] ---**
Catch! Yay!
**[06:29] ---**
Catch me if you can!
**[06:31] ---**
Oh, you! Hey hey!
***SIGN*** Keroro: Invading with Ramen, Sir!
**[06:35] ---**
Keroro: Invading with Ramen, Sir!
***SIGN*** One Invasion To Go!!
**[06:40] ---**
So, we will capitalize on the characteristics
of each of us in the Keroro Platoon,
**[06:43] ---**
and make cup ramen flavors
***SIGN*** Bath
**[06:45] ---**
that will be a pleasure for the eyes
and a feast for the tongue, sir!
***SIGN*** Bath
**[06:49] ---**
Capitalizing on each of our characteristics...
Then, I suppose we're focusing on color?
**[06:53] ---**
I am green...
**[06:54] ---**
Mine will be generously
topped with healthy spinach!
**[06:58] ---**
Mine will be dandan noodles
with black sesame!
**[07:00] ---**
It is not sweet, but I will bear it as much
as I can and prioritize deliciousness!
***SIGN*** Black Sesame Dan Dan Noodles
**[07:04] ---**
Hohoh.
**[07:05] ---**
Then I would be a red-hot
super-spicy chili-pepper ramen.
***SIGN*** Chili-Pepper Ramen
**[07:10] ---**
Ohh, nice, nice!
**[07:13] ---**
My gourmet club will feature
a yellow curry ramen.
***SIGN*** Curry Ramen
**[07:17] ---**
Wonderful, sir!
**[07:18] ---**
Your curries can't be beaten, Kululu!
***SIGN*** Keroro Spinach Ramen
***SIGN*** Tamama Black Sesame Tanmen
**[07:21] ---**
And we will design the packages
cutely in their respective colors!
***SIGN*** Chili-Pepper Ramen
**[07:25] ---**
These might sell pretty well, actually.
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Ramen
**[07:29] ---**
U-Um...
**[07:31] ---**
Huh?
**[07:33] ---**
What about me...?
**[07:35] ---**
Huh? D-Dororo...?
***SIGN*** Blue
**[07:37] ---**
Blue!
***SIGN*** One Invasion To Go!!
**[07:39] ---**
Uh... Dororo, yes.
**[07:41] ---**
Yes... Dororo.
**[07:44] ---**
B-Blue...
***SIGN*** Blue Hawaii Ramen, Sir
**[07:47] ---**
Blue Hawaii?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #197
**[07:50] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #197.
**[07:55] ---**
Seriously, though, aren't there
any good invasion operations around?
**[08:00] ---**
One that makes you instictively slap
your elbow when you think of it!
**[08:03] ---**
My honorable leader,
one tends to slap their knee.
**[08:09] ---**
But the words *hiji* (elbow) and *hiza* (knee)
are similar, so I confuse them sometimes.
***SIGN*** Hiji (elbow)
Hiza (knee)
**[08:14] ---**
I sometimes forget which is the "elevator"
and which is the "escalator."
**[08:21] ---**
Or, like, doubting myself?
**[08:23] ---**
Ahh, that does happen sometimes...
**[08:25] ---**
Wait, couldn't we use this for
an invasion operation somehow?
**[08:29] ---**
Are there any other things
that are easy to get wrong?
**[08:32] ---**
Oh! Come to think of it...
**[08:35] ---**
You sometimes forget which is "Tokyo"
and which is "Niigata," right?
**[08:42] ---**
Tokyo and... Niigata?
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[08:48] ---**
To be continued!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki: The Mysterious Buried Treasure, Sir!
**[08:49] ---**
Fuyuki: The Mysterious Buried Treasure, Sir!
**[08:53] ---**
Sarge! Look, look what I picked up!
**[08:56] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** A vast inheritance is sleeping here!!
**[08:57] ---**
"A vast inheritance is sleeping here?"
**[09:00] ---**
Let's go dig it up right away, sir!
**[09:02] ---**
This is the spot!
**[09:04] ---**
Dig dig dig dig!
**[09:07] ---**
A storage unit?
**[09:12] ---**
100 yen?
**[09:14] ---**
I... I... I'm sorry! My brother wanted
to leave some money for me!
**[09:18] ---**
I'm sorry he did something so
misleading... and... 100 yen?
**[09:20] ---**
It was 556 who buried it.
**[09:20] ---**
Wait... 100 yen?
**[09:23] ---**
I knew it.
**[09:23] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... 100 yen?!
***SIGN*** Sumomo: The Idol Returns, Sir!
**[09:26] ---**
Sumomo: The Idol Returns, Sir!
**[09:30] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
I'll comb straight out!
**[09:32] ---**
I'm tired of this old
"I'll comb straight out!" gag!
**[09:34] ---**
I'm gonna strike it big with this thing!
***SIGN*** Sumomo-chan Concert
**[09:37] ---**
Sumomo-chan concert...
**[09:39] ---**
Ohhh! Sumomo-chan!
**[09:42] ---**
So many concert tickets to see Sumomo-chan,
the universe's biggest idol!
**[09:44] ---**
Sumomo, Sumomo, Sumomomomo.
Sumomo, Sumomo, Sumomomomomo.
**[09:46] ---**
Whoa!
**[09:48] ---**
Sumomo...
***SIGN*** Sumomo-chan
**[09:49] ---**
This doesn't say "Sumomo"...
***SIGN*** Sukeke-chan
**[09:53] ---**
The kanji "ke," for "hair"! Sukeke-chan!
***SIGN*** Too far
too far
TOO FAR
too far
**[09:57] ---**
Sukeke... Sukeke...
**[09:59] ---**
That's... going a bit far.
***SIGN*** Sukeke-chan
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #201
**[10:03] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #201.
**[10:10] ---**
I know!
**[10:12] ---**
Have you thought up some kind
of good invasion strategy?
**[10:14] ---**
No... I've thought of a way to remember
the difference between elbow and knee.
**[10:19] ---**
How?
**[10:20] ---**
Put "cap" at the end of the words, sir!
***SIGN*** Elbowcap
**[10:24] ---**
Elbowcap.
***SIGN*** Kneecap
**[10:26] ---**
Kneecap.
**[10:28] ---**
I see!
**[10:29] ---**
Provided that you remember that "knee" is the
one that has a "kneecap," you won't go wrong!
**[10:35] ---**
You could do the same for
elevator and escalator.
**[10:38] ---**
Stick "girl" at the end.
***SIGN*** Escalator Girl
**[10:41] ---**
Escalator girl... Elevator girl.
***SIGN*** Elevator Girl
**[10:45] ---**
I see! You just need to remember that
the one with "girl" is the elevator!
**[10:49] ---**
Pretty sharp, Kululu!
**[10:50] ---**
Yes... Then, for "Tokyo" and "Niigata,"
if I try sticking "Tower" on the end...
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Niigata
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[10:56] ---**
To be continued!
***SIGN*** Giroro: The Midnight Cinderella, Sir!
**[11:03] ---**
Giroro: The Midnight Cinderella, Sir!
**[11:08] ---**
Huh? A ball?
**[11:10] ---**
Yes. Apparently there's going to be one
held at Nishizawa-san's house on Sunday.
**[11:13] ---**
I'd very much like it if you
could attend, Natsumi-san!
**[11:16] ---**
I might find it kinda hard to go
if it's just me going.
**[11:18] ---**
Come on, come with us, Sis.
**[11:20] ---**
There will be many famous people
from various fields attending...
**[11:23] ---**
You may chance upon a wonderful prince!
**[11:29] ---**
A prince...
**[11:34] ---**
You're lovely, Natsumi-chan.
**[11:42] ---**
A... a ball?!
**[11:44] ---**
W-With Natsumi?!
**[11:47] ---**
Dancing?!
**[11:52] ---**
You look wonderful, Giroro.
**[11:54] ---**
What?! What am I thinking?!
**[11:57] ---**
In the first place, I'd never find
such a convenient Pekoponian suit...
**[12:01] ---**
N-No, that's not the problem!
**[12:03] ---**
To begin with, I am a soldier!
Why should I take part in some social dance?!
**[12:07] ---**
No, but... in the name of investigating
this thing called a "ball" on Pekopon...
***SIGN*** Butoukai (ball)
**[12:11] ---**
After all, it may be not a *butoukai* (ball),
but a *budoukai* (martial arts tournament).
***SIGN*** Budoukai (martial arts tournament)
**[12:16] ---**
Sigh! I have to take out all the
non-combustible trash tonight!
**[12:20] ---**
What's this?! I feel like
I just dropped something!
**[12:24] ---**
I must have imagined it!
**[12:26] ---**
I have to hurry up and take out the trash
so I can make a curry, hoo!
**[12:29] ---**
Th-Th-This is...
**[12:31] ---**
The "We are all living creatures" Gun
that turns animals into humans...
**[12:36] ---**
If I use this, I could become
a Pekoponian, and then...
**[12:42] ---**
No! No! No!
**[12:46] ---**
What...
**[12:47] ---**
What am I thinking?
**[12:52] ---**
But that said...
**[13:01] ---**
And the day of the ball.
**[13:12] ---**
Aw... I knew it, I'm kinda out of place...
**[13:16] ---**
Princes only exist in fairy tales.
**[13:19] ---**
There's no way I'd meet one in reality.
**[13:28] ---**
M-Mademoiselle.
**[13:31] ---**
Are you by yourself?
**[13:34] ---**
I-If it pleases you, shall we dance?
**[13:40] ---**
Yes!
**[13:41] ---**
Please, take my hand.
**[13:43] ---**
All right.
**[13:50] ---**
Wow... What a wonderful man...
**[13:57] ---**
O-Oh, no! Midnight!
**[14:00] ---**
The effect of the gun is wearing off! Oh, no!
**[14:03] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[14:04] ---**
Ah... no... I'm afraid I must be going.
May we meet again.
**[14:08] ---**
Ah... wait!
**[14:10] ---**
I'm sorry... Natsumi!
**[14:24] ---**
His shoe...?
**[14:48] ---**
W-Were white briefs a bad choice?
***SIGN*** Keroro: Renamed, Sir!
**[14:52] ---**
Keroro: Renamed, Sir!
***SIGN*** Dried Foods
***SIGN*** Fortune-Telling Fate Judgment
**[14:57] ---**
What a terribly unlucky stroke count
your name has...
**[15:01] ---**
Urgh, urgh, what's this?
You'll fail no matter what you do...
**[15:05] ---**
Gero? Could that be why
my invasions are no good?
**[15:08] ---**
Invasions?
**[15:10] ---**
With a name like this?! Not in a hundred
years, not a chance, not a chance!
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[15:14] ---**
Why not change your name?
**[15:17] ---**
That explains it, sir...
**[15:20] ---**
No wonder things weren't going well for me.
**[15:22] ---**
It was my name that was the problem, sir.
**[15:25] ---**
Your name's hardly the only problem!
**[15:27] ---**
You have more fundamental issues!
**[15:30] ---**
Yup, he's right.
**[15:31] ---**
Well, in any case, I should accept
my flaws and change my name, sir.
**[15:35] ---**
It is free to do, after all.
**[15:37] ---**
But if you change your name, Mr. Sergeant,
the program will need to be renamed, too.
**[15:43] ---**
Are you sure you can decide that
on your own?
**[15:45] ---**
Ahh, I'm sure it'll be fine!
**[15:46] ---**
I've been at it for four years already.
**[15:48] ---**
Seems about the right time
for a title change.
**[15:51] ---**
So, from today, I will be...
**[15:54] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Jean-Claude
**[15:57] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
***SIGN*** Scarlet Todoroki
***SIGN*** Aznable III
**[16:00] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
***SIGN*** ZZZ (Triple Zeta)
**[16:03] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[16:04] ---**
From today, I will be...
Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki
**[16:06] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[16:08] ---**
Aznable III ZZZ, sir!
**[16:09] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki Aznable III ZZZ
**[16:13] ---**
Huh, you changed your name!
**[16:15] ---**
That's a cool name, Sarge!
**[16:18] ---**
You're on toilet-cleaning duty today,
aren't you? Don't slack off!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki Aznable III ZZZ Celebrating My New Name
**[16:22] ---**
Stupid frog.
***SIGN*** Sarge Stupid Frog
**[16:25] ---**
He changed his name to a cool-sounding one,
but no one would call him by it!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #287
**[16:29] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #287.
**[16:34] ---**
I think we should start
by getting our activities on tape,
**[16:38] ---**
familiarizing all Pekoponians with us,
**[16:40] ---**
and getting them to accept us, you know?
**[16:46] ---**
Broadcasting on TV or something!
**[16:49] ---**
In that case...
**[16:50] ---**
...why not broadcast that thing we did?
You know, that thing?
**[16:53] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[16:54] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[16:56] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Gwaaaarrrr
**[16:57] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku
**[16:58] ---**
Hi-yah!
**[17:00] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[17:02] ---**
Nahhh, I don't think anime's gonna do it.
**[17:06] ---**
You know, adults don't give
anime the proper respect.
**[17:09] ---**
Except for a limited number of fanatics.
**[17:11] ---**
It's true that hard-headed adults
**[17:13] ---**
will dismiss stuff as being for kids
just because it's anime.
**[17:17] ---**
That's it!
**[17:18] ---**
That's why we should make
a live-action version, sir!
**[17:21] ---**
Film our exploits in live action!
**[17:24] ---**
I mean, that's how they do
the Hollywood movies, right?
**[17:26] ---**
Like *Spader-Man* and *Trankformers!*
**[17:28] ---**
They used to be cartoons and comics,
**[17:31] ---**
but just 'cause they're live action, adults
treat them as movies they could watch on a date!
***SIGN*** And so!!
**[17:36] ---**
And so!
***SIGN*** Keroro Gunsou the Live-Action Movie, Sir!
**[17:38] ---**
*Keroro Gunsou* the Live-Action Movie, Sir!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[17:42] [SONG] ---**
Kero, kero, kero! Forward ho!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
**[17:46] [SONG] ---**
To conquer Earth!
**[17:46] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
Tama tama tama tama!
***SIGN*** Hinata Family: Combat-Ready, Sir!
**[17:49] ---**
Hinata Family: Combat-Ready, Sir!
**[17:53] ---**
What? The bathtub's broken?
**[17:56] ---**
Yes.
**[17:57] ---**
I've been thinking it wasn't
acting right for a while.
**[18:00] ---**
But it's cold today,
and I wanted to have a warm bath...
**[18:04] ---**
Well, it's been a while. Why don't we all
go to a public bath together?
**[18:08] ---**
Gero? Battle?
**[18:10] ---**
I am pretty sure I just heard "public battle."
***SIGN*** Battle
**[18:13] ---**
B-Battle?!
**[18:15] ---**
You are sure you heard them saying
"Let's go to a public battle together"?
**[18:19] ---**
Don't tell me... after all this time,
**[18:21] ---**
they plan to strike all at once?!
**[18:23] ---**
Well, it's not necessarily the case
that they intend to fight us, sir.
**[18:27] ---**
They only said they would go
to battle together, so...
***SIGN*** Battle
**[18:31] ---**
Perhaps they are entering into
combat with another tribe?
**[18:33] ---**
Or, like, combat training?
**[18:36] ---**
In any case... it seems there
is a need to tail them.
**[18:41] ---**
It really has been a while!
**[18:43] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Tatami Store
**[18:48] ---**
Giro.
**[18:52] ---**
Owwww.
**[18:54] ---**
Wh-What's this?
**[18:56] ---**
What is that ginormous anti-air cannon?!
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:04] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** Men's
***SIGN*** Women's
**[19:07] ---**
Is this a battle segregated
by men and women?
**[19:09] ---**
In that case,
the one we must investigate
**[19:13] ---**
is the faction containing Lady Natsumi and
Lady Mom, who have the highest combat ability.
**[19:16] ---**
L-Let's go, then.
**[19:18] ---**
Right!
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:21] ---**
Nats—
**[19:21] ---**
You dirty...!
**[19:25] ---**
I seeee... so "battle" referred to a bath!
**[19:29] ---**
What a misleading name.
***SIGN*** Bath
**[19:33] ---**
You don't see these retro types of baths
around much anymore, though.
**[19:37] ---**
I come on occasion with Koyuki-dono.
**[19:39] ---**
When it is early, and there is no one else around,
we can take our time.
**[19:44] ---**
I see.
**[19:46] ---**
Natsumi-san, let's wash each other!
**[19:48] ---**
Wha?!
**[19:48] ---**
W-Wait a minute, Koyuki-chan...
**[19:51] ---**
C-Certainly...
**[19:52] ---**
...this thing called a spa has its...
**[19:57] ---**
But it is smaller than the
baths at the Nishizawa house.
**[20:00] ---**
Hey, Tama-pest!
**[20:01] ---**
I told you to tell me if there's
gonna be an event like this!
**[20:04] ---**
N-Nishizawa-san?!
**[20:06] ---**
Ah... I... I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:09] ---**
This one was the men's bath, wasn't it?
**[20:16] ---**
Huh? I didn't know you were all here!
**[20:19] ---**
What brings all this about?
**[20:21] ---**
Oh! This is a surprise, Master Saburo!
**[20:23] ---**
Let's all warm up together, sir!
**[20:25] ---**
Huh?! Saburo-senpai?!
**[20:28] ---**
It looks like everyone's here.
**[20:31] ---**
Or, like, reserved party?
**[20:33] ---**
Ahh, this is nice...
**[20:36] ---**
This is something I'd like
to see in live-action...
**[20:36] ---**
Saburo-senpai...
***SIGN***
**[20:40] ---**
And so, by popular demand!
**[20:46] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero!
**[20:47] ---**
Ah... no... not what I meant...
**[20:54] ---**
I wonder who that man was...
**[20:59] ---**
Whoever the shoe fits perfectly...
**[21:03] ---**
That's kind of like Cinderella!
**[21:06] ---**
Should I... use this gun one more time...
**[21:08] ---**
Or should I not...
**[21:10] ---**
That is the issue.
**[21:15] ---**
Ah! It's a perfect fit!
**[21:17] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[21:18] ---**
B-But who?!
**[21:23] ---**
I heard that I could get a
shoe here if it fit perfectly!
**[21:27] ---**
**[21:32] ---**
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
It is Dororo.
**[23:09] ---**
No matter what a frugal life I lead,
**[23:12] ---**
I am always at peace in my heart.
**[23:14] ---**
I believe that was all
**[23:15] ---**
instilled in me by the luxurious family
environment in which I lived as a child...
**[23:18] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:19] ---**
Drills are the souls of men!
**[23:21] ---**
Listen to me, Keroro-kun!
***SIGN*** All Fired-Up
**[23:23] ---**
"Zeroro: Too Many, Sir?"
***SIGN*** Hole
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: I Want to Find a Hole
and Dig It Up, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Puncture
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E197 - Zeroro: Too Many, Sir? / Keroro: I Want to Find a Hole and Dig It Up, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WK8Z/zeroro-too-many-sir--keroro-i-want-to-find-a-hole-and-dig-it-up-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:37] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[01:41] ---**
Keroro-kun, please...
**[01:43] ---**
It's not good to sneak away
from the factory tour.
**[01:46] ---**
The teacher will get angry at us again!
**[01:49] ---**
If you don't want to come,
you can go back on your own, Zeroro.
**[01:51] ---**
Oh noooo...
**[01:53] ---**
I'm too scared to go back on my own!
**[01:56] ---**
Hey! We're here!
**[02:00] ---**
Whoa!
**[02:03] ---**
Whoa!
**[02:09] ---**
Zeroro: Too Many, Sir?
**[02:15] ---**
So cool!
**[02:16] ---**
So cool!
**[02:19] ---**
This is a real spaceship bridge!
**[02:23] ---**
I wonder if this is a cargo ship.
**[02:25] ---**
Looks like it's totally unused.
**[02:27] ---**
Is this the captain's seat?!
**[02:32] ---**
Heh heh heh. Captain Keroro...
lift off!
**[02:34] ---**
Click!
**[02:38] ---**
This thing, it moves!
**[02:41] ---**
Amazing! It has more than
five times the energy gain!
**[02:44] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[02:46] ---**
You shouldn't fiddle with it...
**[02:49] ---**
It's okay, it's okay!
***SIGN*** Growwwl
**[02:52] ---**
Hey, Giroro, you hungry?
**[02:55] ---**
Uh... yeah, maybe.
**[02:57] ---**
But I ate my lunch and
all my snacks already...
**[03:00] ---**
I found something!
**[03:01] ---**
Erk!
**[03:01] ---**
I ate all mine, too.
**[03:05] ---**
Gero?
**[03:05] ---**
Erk!
**[03:06] ---**
What is that?
**[03:08] ---**
I bought it at a space product exhibition.
**[03:11] ---**
It's a Pekoponian specialty,
an instant dumpling...
***SIGN*** Pekoponian Specialty
***SIGN*** Bean paste
***SIGN*** Sweet potato
***SIGN*** "Instant Dumpling"
**[03:15] ---**
Huh!
**[03:16] ---**
Looks good...
**[03:18] ---**
Give it here...
**[03:20] ---**
Noooo! I've been saving it!
I didn't even eat it at snacktime!
**[03:24] ---**
Who cares...
**[03:26] ---**
N-Nooo!
**[03:28] ---**
Gero!
**[03:29] ---**
What's your problem? Why does it matter?
**[03:31] ---**
Stop it! Stop iiiit!
**[03:31] ---**
Wait! Wait up!
**[03:39] ---**
Gero!
**[03:42] ---**
Hey! Zeroro's disappeared!
**[03:45] ---**
What kind of machine is this?
**[03:47] ---**
Don't ask me...
**[03:49] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[03:52] ---**
Zeroro! You're okay?
**[03:54] ---**
I get it! This was a matter transporter!
**[03:58] ---**
Matter transporter?
**[04:00] ---**
It's a machine for moving around the ship.
**[04:02] ---**
Is that all? I was so surprised!
**[04:05] ---**
At least nothing bad happened, though!
**[04:09] ---**
Yeah! You're right!
**[04:12] ---**
Huh?!
**[04:14] ---**
Two Zeroros...
**[04:16] ---**
Gero...
**[04:18] ---**
Keroro-kun!
***SIGN*** Out-of-Order
**[04:22] ---**
It says it's out-of-order.
**[04:24] ---**
I guess that's why two people came out of
the exit when it's only meant to be one.
**[04:28] ---**
But this is kind of cool, don't you think?
**[04:31] ---**
It's like an Assassin Magic!
***SIGN*** Ninja Clones?
**[04:34] ---**
Ninja clones?
**[04:36] ---**
Huh? You really think so?
**[04:39] ---**
Ah! Zeroro, you might actually be
well-suited for an assassin!
**[04:43] ---**
Huh?! I couldn't be an assassin!
That's too scary!
**[04:47] ---**
No, he's actually on-point there.
**[04:49] ---**
Gero!
**[04:51] ---**
I just had a great idea.
**[04:54] ---**
I see. I get it!
**[04:56] ---**
If we do it like this, then just like before,
**[04:58] ---**
we should get double the
dumplings, as well!
**[05:01] ---**
But Keroro-kun!
**[05:02] ---**
Do I really have to be in here
holding it, as well?
**[05:08] ---**
So they put just the
instant dumpling in on its own.
**[05:11] ---**
Ready?
**[05:13] ---**
Click!
**[05:18] ---**
Doesn't it work with just the dumpling?
**[05:19] ---**
I wonder why...
**[05:22] ---**
Well, that's how it is, so...
**[05:24] ---**
I don't want to, Keroro-kun!
**[05:24] ---**
Go in, go in!
**[05:29] ---**
Whyyyy?!
**[05:35] ---**
One... two... three... four.
**[05:43] ---**
Yahoo! A great success!
**[05:47] ---**
Oof.
**[05:49] ---**
Time to eat!
**[05:54] ---**
So tasty!
**[05:56] ---**
I didn't know it would be this good.
**[05:58] ---**
Hey... Keroro-kun...
**[06:01] ---**
What, what's wrong, Zeroro?
**[06:03] ---**
Why do you have one each,
but we have two between four?
**[06:09] ---**
Erk.
**[06:11] ---**
We want to eat one each, too!
**[06:18] ---**
Fine, okay...
**[06:21] ---**
Will this really be okay?
**[06:24] ---**
Here we go!
**[06:25] ---**
Click!
**[06:27] ---**
Wahhhh...
**[06:33] ---**
There we go!
**[06:37] ---**
I'll confiscate two from you guys.
**[06:39] ---**
Whaa?!
**[06:40] ---**
Sorry for the wait!
**[06:42] ---**
Here and here. One each.
**[06:45] ---**
Woo!
**[06:47] ---**
Whaa? Why do we have two between four?
**[06:51] ---**
Huh? What? You, too?
**[06:54] ---**
Okay, fine...
**[06:56] ---**
I'll confiscate those two
I just gave you again.
**[06:59] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[07:01] ---**
That's going to go on forever!
**[07:03] ---**
Gero...
**[07:06] ---**
Come to think of it, so it is...
**[07:08] ---**
Gero?! I just had another great idea!
**[07:12] ---**
Here we go!
**[07:17] ---**
Waaah!
**[07:19] ---**
Yahoo!
**[07:20] ---**
Okay, next one!
**[07:25] ---**
Waaah!
**[07:27] ---**
Yay!
***SIGN*** New Zeroros
**[07:29] ---**
We keep adding more and more
and more new Zeroros...
***SIGN*** 1 person
***SIGN*** 2 people
***SIGN*** 4 people
***SIGN*** 8 people
***SIGN*** Senpai
***SIGN*** Newer Person
**[07:35] ---**
...and the newer Zeroros pass instant
dumplings up to the ones who came first.
***SIGN*** Senpai
***SIGN*** Newer Person
***SIGN*** Senpai
**[07:41] ---**
Waaah!
**[07:42] ---**
Yes! Pass it up.
***SIGN*** Senpai
**[07:44] ---**
Eat it.
***SIGN*** Senpai
**[07:46] ---**
Pass it up, eat it.
***SIGN*** Courtesy of Lower Rungs
**[07:48] ---**
As long as we keep multiplying the Zeroros,
we keep on eating the instant dumplings!
**[07:53] ---**
Ah...
**[07:55] ---**
I feel like this could be
turned into a big business.
**[07:58] ---**
Uh... there's a bit of a problem
with that business.
**[08:02] ---**
You, Zeroro over there!
Wait for your turn in the order!
**[08:04] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[08:07] ---**
You have to give your dumpling to
the Zeroro before you, remember?
**[08:10] ---**
But... don't you think we've
made a few too many?
**[08:14] ---**
You're right... I'm starting to
lose track of what's going on...
**[08:18] ---**
Time out! Stop! Stop!
**[08:22] ---**
Whaa?! But I haven't eaten
any instant dumplings yet!
**[08:26] ---**
I haven't eaten one...
**[08:28] ---**
I haven't, either...
**[08:31] ---**
Wait, wait! Stop, I said!
**[08:35] ---**
Stop the machine!
**[08:38] ---**
Gero!
**[08:39] ---**
Easier said than done!
**[08:45] ---**
Excuse me, excuse me, move, move.
**[08:53] ---**
This one?
**[08:56] ---**
Gero...
**[09:05] ---**
They're... coming out faster than before!
**[09:09] ---**
Gero!
**[09:11] ---**
Keroro-kuuun!
**[09:14] ---**
Gero!
**[09:16] ---**
If this keeps up, the whole of Keron
will be covered in Zeroros!
**[09:20] ---**
Gero...
**[09:21] ---**
The whole of Keron... covered in Zeroros...
**[09:25] ---**
Keroro-kun! Keroro-kun!
**[09:28] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[09:29] ---**
Keroro-kun! Keroro-kun!
**[09:37] ---**
Ke-ro-ro-kuuuuun!
**[09:40] ---**
That's... pretty unpleasant.
**[10:00] ---**
Ah... what?
**[10:04] ---**
Th-The Zeroros are starting to disappear.
**[10:09] ---**
The transport device has
started operating in reverse!
**[10:15] ---**
I wonder where Keroro-kun
and the others went...
**[10:18] ---**
The bus will be leaving soon...
**[10:20] ---**
Phew... I was worried for a moment.
**[10:23] ---**
Sorry, Zeroro.
**[10:25] ---**
I'm sorry, too.
**[10:27] ---**
No... I'm the one who's sorry.
**[10:29] ---**
Sorry for trying to eat the
instant dumpling all by myself.
***SIGN*** Grrrrowwwl
**[10:37] ---**
Looks like I'm hungry again!
**[10:40] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:41] ---**
Then, let's split this one between us all!
**[10:44] ---**
Yes!
**[10:45] ---**
So, we each get a third!
**[10:48] ---**
Nope!
**[10:50] ---**
Gero?
**[10:52] ---**
A twenty-third.
**[10:55] ---**
What?!
**[10:56] ---**
Gero!
**[10:57] ---**
There were still that many left?!
**[10:59] ---**
I couldn't help it! That machine,
**[11:02] ---**
if you don't have an
instant dumpling with you,
**[11:04] ---**
won't turn you back to one person!
**[11:15] ---**
We were told not to go off
on our own, remember?
**[11:18] ---**
What were you doing?
**[11:20] ---**
Not much, really...
**[11:24] ---**
Hey! We're over capacity! The bus can't fly!
**[11:27] ---**
Some of you jump off!
**[11:28] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[11:29] ---**
Noooo!
**[11:30] ---**
I know!
**[11:32] ---**
The next shipment of instant dumplings
from Pekopon arrived half a year later.
**[11:48] ---**
Whaa?! What is this?!
***SIGN*** Whaa?!
***SIGN*** What is this?!
**[11:51] ---**
I only just bought these socks!
***SIGN*** World UMA Series
Monoke-mbembe
**[11:53] ---**
My card got holes in it, and now it's used up!
***SIGN*** Used up
**[11:57] ---**
M-My tent...
**[11:59] ---**
When did it get all these holes in it?
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
Lightly Salted
**[12:03] ---**
My bag of potato chips got holes in it,
and now all the chips are soft!
**[12:10] ---**
The 50-yen coin without a hole in it
I was treasuring got a hole in it, too!
***SIGN*** Ana (Hole)
**[12:18] ---**
It appears that everyone is being troubled
by holes (*ana*) appearing in various things.
**[12:22] ---**
Who on Earth did this?
**[12:24] ---**
Isn't that obvious?
**[12:27] ---**
The only one who'd do
something like this is him!
**[12:32] ---**
Keroro: I Want to Find a Hole
and Dig It Up, Sir!
**[12:38] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[12:39] ---**
I hope you're going to fix this!
Putting holes in everyone's things!
**[12:42] ---**
That is too much, ma'am...
**[12:47] ---**
Making anything and
everything into my fault...
**[12:51] ---**
S-Sarge?
**[12:53] ---**
Good luck convincing anyone...
**[12:55] ---**
...that this wasn't you!!
***SIGN*** Hole
***SIGN*** Hole
***SIGN*** Hole Hole Hole
**[12:59] ---**
Ahh... holes everywhere.
**[13:00] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[13:02] ---**
A 60mm Vulcan... punched right through it.
***SIGN*** Hole
**[13:06] ---**
This is a good hole, sir...
**[13:08] ---**
Hey! Are you listening, Keroro?!
**[13:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is acting kinda strange.
**[13:16] ---**
It is as though he is possessed by something.
**[13:24] ---**
Uncle!
**[13:26] ---**
Okay, here we go...
***SIGN*** ? start stop
***SIGN*** Click
**[13:28] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Analog Record
**[13:30] ---**
*Ana*-log record.
**[13:33] ---**
Hole! Hole, hole!
***SIGN*** Announcer
***SIGN*** Female Anaouncer
**[13:36] ---**
Female *ana*ouncer.
**[13:39] ---**
Hooooole!
**[13:41] ---**
Knew it.
**[13:43] ---**
Is he responding to the word "*ana* (hole)"?
**[13:46] ---**
Not just that.
***SIGN*** Hori-gotatsu
**[13:49] ---**
Hori-gotatsu.
**[13:50] ---**
Hori... hori...! (Dig! Dig!)
***SIGN*** Mole
**[13:52] ---**
Mole.
**[13:53] ---**
Mole... mole...!
***SIGN*** Subterranian People
**[13:55] ---**
Subterranean people!
**[13:56] ---**
Subterraniaansss!
***SIGN*** Agg
**[13:59] ---**
Agg.
**[14:00] ---**
Agg!
**[14:01] ---**
It looks like he is reacting
to moles, digging,
**[14:04] ---**
those kinds of words...
**[14:07] ---**
Or, like, bizarre reflex?
**[14:09] ---**
G-Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero...
**[14:13] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[14:14] ---**
Uncle?!
**[14:15] ---**
Sarge!
**[14:16] ---**
Gerooooo!
***SIGN*** Pop
**[14:21] ---**
The stupid frog grew a horn!
***SIGN*** Horn
**[14:23] ---**
This is... my word.
**[14:25] ---**
No... Look closer! That isn't a horn!
**[14:31] ---**
A drill?!
***SIGN*** Drill
**[14:34] ---**
Why is a drill growing from his head?
**[14:36] ---**
A space drill...
**[14:38] ---**
They sometimes come into fashion
in space around this period.
**[14:41] ---**
A space drill?!
**[14:43] ---**
How can we make him better?
**[14:45] ---**
Probably'll get better on
his own, wouldn't you say?
**[14:48] ---**
Gero...
**[14:50] ---**
Dig... holes... dig... holes...!
**[14:54] ---**
Diiiiiig... hooooooles...!!
**[15:06] ---**
Dig holes, dig holes!
**[15:10] ---**
Oh, no!
**[15:11] ---**
We have to follow him!
**[15:17] ---**
Dig holes, dig holes, dig holes...
**[15:19] ---**
Wahh! He's messing up the whole house!
**[15:22] ---**
Will you stop that, Keroro?!
**[15:24] ---**
It is long time you came to your senses!
**[15:27] ---**
Gero.
**[15:34] ---**
Tch!
**[15:36] ---**
Kululu!
**[15:37] ---**
Isn't there any way to stop Sarge?
**[15:39] ---**
So whatcha gonna give me?
**[15:43] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[15:45] ---**
Sis... What are you going
to do with those beans?
**[15:47] ---**
Isn't that obvious?
**[15:49] ---**
Ogres... begone!
**[15:51] ---**
Gero!
**[15:53] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[15:57] ---**
Ohh! Nice going!
**[15:58] ---**
Heheh. Not bad, eh?
**[16:00] ---**
I see! Bean scattering,
as we do during *setsubun!*
**[16:03] ---**
Yep!
***SIGN*** Ogre
**[16:04] ---**
It's got to be beans for
getting rid of ogres!
***SIGN*** Bean gun
**[16:07] ---**
Now that we know that,
**[16:08] ---**
time to persuade
that pesky ogre to settle down!
**[16:13] ---**
G-Gero!
**[16:15] ---**
Gero gero.
**[16:17] ---**
Ogres begone!
**[16:18] ---**
Gero!
**[16:20] ---**
Gero gero.
**[16:27] ---**
Gero!
**[16:29] ---**
Ogres begone!
**[16:34] ---**
I dropsied some.
**[16:38] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Hole
**[16:39] ---**
Hole...?
**[16:40] ---**
Dig it up!
***SIGN*** Puncture
**[16:49] ---**
Ohh, yay...
**[16:51] ---**
I'll bore a hole in ya!!
**[16:54] ---**
Now Tamama's got a drill?!
**[16:56] ---**
Ah, yeah, yeah, forgot to mention,
drills are contagious.
**[17:00] ---**
You dumbo! Tell us important
stuff like that earlier!
***SIGN*** Puncture
**[17:03] ---**
Puuuncture?!
**[17:09] ---**
D-Drills!!
**[17:13] ---**
Even the Corporal...
**[17:18] ---**
My honorable allies are gradually
becoming my enemies.
**[17:21] ---**
This is indeed problematic.
**[17:23] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[17:25] ---**
Dig holes... dig holes...
**[17:28] ---**
Dig holes...
**[17:29] ---**
Kululu! Do something!
**[17:33] ---**
So whatcha gonna give me?
***SIGN*** Puncture
**[17:37] ---**
Please... don't... st...
**[17:43] ---**
My drills! Give me drills! My drills,
drills are around here somewhere!
**[17:47] ---**
Dig... holes...
**[17:48] ---**
Dig holes!
**[17:50] ---**
Dig holes! Dig holes!
**[17:52] ---**
Come this way, everyone!
**[17:55] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[17:56] ---**
Dig holes!
**[17:59] ---**
Uncle...
**[18:01] ---**
I... I...
**[18:04] ---**
If it's for you, I...
**[18:07] ---**
Gero?
**[18:13] ---**
Uncle...
**[18:16] ---**
Just kidding!
***SIGN*** Puncture
**[18:20] ---**
Or, like, common future?
**[18:23] ---**
Gero!
**[18:24] ---**
It's even happened to Mois-chan!
**[18:27] ---**
Come on! What are we meant to do?!
**[18:32] ---**
No! Stop, you fool!
**[18:34] ---**
Just because I've caught
this thing doesn't mean I—
**[18:37] ---**
I could never drill—
**[18:39] ---**
Hm. Wait.
**[18:40] ---**
Looking at it the other way,
I could blame this all on the drills.
**[18:44] ---**
In other words, I could
unashamedly drill Natsumi!
**[18:51] ---**
Corporal Giroro appears to have lost all
rational thought due to the space drills.
***SIGN*** Fully Fired Up
***SIGN*** Puncture
**[19:06] ---**
Natsumi... Natsumi...!
**[19:10] ---**
F-Fuyuki?!
**[19:13] ---**
Th-That's horrible, Corporal...
**[19:21] ---**
Ahh...♡
**[19:22] ---**
Dororo... I'm sorry...
**[19:26] ---**
Dig holes!
**[19:28] ---**
Here we go! There we go!
**[19:30] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[19:32] ---**
Off we go!
**[19:40] ---**
That Fuyuki got in my way
last time, but this time...
**[19:44] ---**
...I'll get Natsumi.
**[19:46] ---**
There!
***SIGN*** Puncture
**[19:48] ---**
Ahh...
**[19:50] ---**
This feeling... I'm sure...
This time... This time...!
**[19:56] ---**
**[19:58] ---**
556! What're you doing here?!
***SIGN*** How did you get in?
**[20:01] ---**
I heard that if I came here,
I could eat beans for free!
**[20:06] ---**
Now! Throw those beans at me!
**[20:10] ---**
Shut up!
**[20:12] ---**
Brother!
**[20:13] ---**
Even better, your part-time sewer work
will be much easier if you use those drills!
**[20:18] ---**
Oh! You're right!
***SIGN*** Puncture
**[20:23] ---**
Let's do our best, okay, brother?
**[20:26] ---**
No more...!
**[20:34] ---**
Dig...
**[20:36] ---**
...holes...
**[20:38] ---**
Holes...
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
Ba-dump
Ba-dump
**[20:42] ---**
I'll get Natsumi by my own hands...
no, by my own drills!
**[20:46] ---**
He doesn't learn at all, does he?
**[20:48] ---**
Natsumi!
**[20:51] ---**
Here I come!
**[21:06] ---**
Gero?
**[21:08] ---**
The best thing for space drills
is a space eho-maki!
**[21:11] ---**
P-Pururu-chan?
**[21:13] ---**
It's common sense, in space,
for this time of year!
**[21:17] ---**
It is, huh...
**[21:19] ---**
Who knew that eho-maki were good
for warding off ogres?
**[21:21] ---**
These are tasty, aren't they, brother?
**[21:24] ---**
Ah... It could be that...
**[21:26] ---**
the customs of bean-scattering and eho-maki
**[21:28] ---**
had their origins in these space drills!
**[21:33] ---**
I cannot eat it...
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
***SIGN*** To Saburo-senpai
**[23:07] ---**
It's Mutsumi.
**[23:08] ---**
It'll soon be Valentine's Day.
So here's a poem for you.
***SIGN*** Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
**[23:12] ---**
Valentine, tomorrow, we will share
instant dumplings. By 623.
**[23:17] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:18] ---**
Yes'm! I am Termite #1, ma'am!
**[23:20] ---**
Yes'm! Yes'm! Termite #2 here, ma'am!
**[23:22] ---**
"Chibi-Kero:
Chibi-Chibi Great Adventure, Sir!"
**[23:26] ---**
"Natsumi & Momoka: No Giri Chocolate, Sir!"
***SIGN*** True-Love Chocolates
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:33] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E198 - Chibi-Kero: Chibi-Chibi Great Adventure, Sir! / Natsumi & Momoka: No Giri Chocolate, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKN25/chibi-kero-chibi-chibi-great-adventure-sir--natsumi--momoka-no-giri-chocolate-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[01:34] ---**
Huh? Has anyone seen my caramel?
**[01:38] ---**
My thin rice crackers are gone, too.
**[01:41] ---**
Keroro, this is you, isn't it?
**[01:44] ---**
What about you guys? You were the ones who
ate my choc-chip cookies, weren't you?!
**[01:47] ---**
It's not good to blame other people!
**[01:49] ---**
Gero! What are you doing?!
**[01:52] ---**
Oh, dear. An argument?
**[01:59] ---**
L-Look at this!
**[02:01] ---**
What is it now?!
**[02:03] ---**
Gero! My choc-chip-cookie is moving!
**[02:07] ---**
Those are space termites!
***SIGN*** White-Ant Tribe
**[02:09] ---**
Space termites!
***SIGN*** Ultra! Scheduled Plans!
**[02:11] ---**
Give me back my choc-chip cookie!
**[02:18] ---**
Crud!
**[02:23] ---**
Chibi-Kero:
Chibi-Chibi Great Adventure, Sir!
**[02:28] ---**
Darned space termites!
**[02:30] ---**
Taking our snacks is unforgivable!
**[02:32] ---**
Absolutely. There's no way we can just stand
around quietly while our base gets invaded.
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[02:38] ---**
Keroro-kun, there!
**[02:40] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:41] ---**
Space termites!
**[02:43] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[02:44] ---**
Keroro!
**[02:46] ---**
Gero.
**[02:48] ---**
Oof!
**[02:51] ---**
Zeroro! To you!
**[02:53] ---**
Catch 'em!
**[02:55] ---**
Waaait!
**[02:59] ---**
Ah! Ow!
**[03:01] ---**
Run away! Run away! Run away!
**[03:03] ---**
Geez, what are you doing?!
**[03:06] ---**
What's this?
**[03:10] ---**
Ooh, candy!
**[03:14] ---**
Our enemy got away from us,
but we got the spoils from them,
**[03:18] ---**
so we won this time around!
**[03:21] ---**
Nice one, Zeroro!
**[03:23] ---**
Then, let's get right to...
**[03:25] ---**
...eating!
**[03:31] ---**
And how's the taste?
**[03:35] ---**
They're actually quite...
**[03:37] ---**
...sweet and delicious...
**[03:41] ---**
...but then...
**[03:42] ---**
...halfway through,
they become curry-flavored.
**[03:45] ---**
This is kind of nasty.
**[03:48] ---**
That's weird.
**[03:50] ---**
My experimental specially-made candy.
**[03:53] ---**
I'm sure I dropped them
somewhere around here.
**[03:56] ---**
Aha. If this person made them, they certainly
would have a nasty taste, I'm sure.
**[04:01] ---**
If someone eats those candies,
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[04:03] ---**
things could get pretty bad.
**[04:08] ---**
Well, who cares? It'll be funny.
**[04:12] ---**
We shouldn't have eaten them.
***SIGN*** Ultra! Scheduled Plans!
**[04:16] ---**
Hey, Keroro... isn't something a bit weird?
***SIGN*** Strong and makes you delicious
**[04:20] ---**
Gero? What's wrong?
**[04:22] ---**
He's right! Something's strange!
**[04:25] ---**
I mean... look!
***SIGN*** Strong and makes you delicious Geroko
**[04:29] ---**
A mysterious giant!
***SIGN*** Strong and makes you delicious Geroko 300 Kerons in a Single Piece
**[04:31] ---**
Which was actually a box of caramel.
***SIGN*** Geroko
**[04:34] ---**
The caramel box has grown huge!
**[04:37] ---**
No...
**[04:38] ---**
It's we who've gotten small!
***SIGN*** Here
**[04:43] ---**
Could it be because we ate those candies?!
**[04:45] ---**
Gero!
**[04:46] ---**
Anyway, let's get outside and call for help.
***SIGN*** Geroko
**[04:50] ---**
Are you still not up?! Come on!
**[04:53] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[04:55] ---**
Easier said than done...
**[04:57] ---**
Bit more... Bit more...!
**[04:59] ---**
Good!
**[05:00] ---**
Bag of potato chips!
**[05:06] ---**
**[05:07] ---**
**[05:13] ---**
Owowowow...
**[05:14] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[05:16] ---**
Everybody!
**[05:17] ---**
Look! Up there!
**[05:21] ---**
Bouncy ball!
**[05:28] ---**
Zeroro!
**[05:42] ---**
Ah, Giroro, are you okay?
**[05:47] ---**
Gero!
**[05:48] ---**
Coins!
**[05:49] ---**
Giro!
**[05:53] ---**
Gero!
**[05:55] ---**
Keroro, dodge it!
**[05:57] ---**
Ge...
**[06:00] ---**
Yeah! Yahoo!
**[06:02] ---**
Isn't this kinda fun?
**[06:08] ---**
This isn't fun at all!
**[06:11] ---**
I totally think it is!
***SIGN*** Geroko
**[06:19] ---**
Gero!
**[06:20] ---**
Help me!
**[06:22] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[06:32] ---**
Owowowow...
**[06:34] ---**
Are you okay?
**[06:37] ---**
It's my thin rice cracker!
***SIGN*** Thin Rice Cracker
**[06:39] ---**
I see!
**[06:41] ---**
This is a space termite nest!
**[06:43] ---**
What?!
**[06:44] ---**
Gero?! So this is their hideout!
**[06:48] ---**
Okay, let's get 'em!
**[06:51] ---**
If this is their base,
**[06:53] ---**
there should be a way to return to normal!
**[06:56] ---**
I'm scared!
**[06:57] ---**
It'll be fine! We'll take care
of the space termites for you!
**[07:06] ---**
Hey, hey... Isn't this kinda exciting?!
**[07:12] ---**
Wait for me!
**[07:16] ---**
Hey, Keroro! Isn't that...?
**[07:21] ---**
Ah! My choc-chip cookies!
**[07:24] ---**
It looks like this is where they
keep their food stockpiled.
**[07:29] ---**
Who is it that goes there?
**[07:31] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[07:32] ---**
What is it now?!
**[07:34] ---**
Gero!
**[07:37] ---**
I am Space Termite #1.
**[07:40] ---**
He's huge!
**[07:43] ---**
It's we who are small!
**[07:45] ---**
Keroro-kun, you're totally
unfazed, right? Get him!
**[07:49] ---**
But I didn't think they
were going to be so big!
**[07:57] ---**
One's not so bad!
We can manage it somehow!
**[08:00] ---**
O-Okay! Let's do this!
**[08:09] ---**
I am Space Termite #2.
**[08:12] ---**
I am Space Termite #3.
**[08:14] ---**
You get the point.
**[08:19] ---**
Gyaaaah!
**[08:21] ---**
We'll jump to the other side!
**[08:26] ---**
Ow!
**[08:29] ---**
Huh...?
**[08:31] ---**
Ahh, it's falling!
**[08:34] ---**
Owowowow...
**[08:36] ---**
I am...
**[08:38] ---**
Gero!
**[08:44] ---**
Where are you taking us?
**[08:45] ---**
You keep quiet.
**[08:49] ---**
Whoa! What is this place?
**[08:57] ---**
We have captured some
suspicious beings, my queen.
**[09:01] ---**
Queen...?
**[09:05] ---**
Pururu-chan?!
**[09:09] ---**
The queen termite has run away?
**[09:12] ---**
Yes. She said she'd found a new lover.
**[09:16] ---**
But why are you here, Pururu-chan?
**[09:19] ---**
After that strange candy turned me small
and I didn't know what to do,
**[09:23] ---**
I happened to meet these space termites.
**[09:26] ---**
And that's why you started
acting as their queen?
**[09:30] ---**
Well, it's quite a difficult job, you know.
**[09:33] ---**
Huh?! Then the the one who took our
candy and brought us here was...
**[09:37] ---**
Can you blame me?
There's nothing sweet here at all!
**[09:42] ---**
Would someone bring us something sweet?
**[09:46] ---**
Here you go.
**[09:48] ---**
Okay, then, everybody.
**[09:50] ---**
Let's eat!
**[10:02] ---**
Ooh! It's so sweet and delicious!
**[10:05] ---**
But then...
**[10:07] ---**
...halfway through,
it became curry-flavored.
**[10:09] ---**
This is nasty.
**[10:11] ---**
This must be...
**[10:16] ---**
Oww...
**[10:19] ---**
What was that?
**[10:20] ---**
The reverse of that red candy,
**[10:23] ---**
the blue one must have been
one that makes you go big!
**[10:26] ---**
But I'm so glad we were able to turn back!
**[10:31] ---**
Gero!
**[10:32] ---**
I am Space Termite #1.
**[10:35] ---**
I am Space Termite #2.
**[10:38] ---**
And in the end...
**[10:41] ---**
You there!
**[10:42] ---**
You forgot to wring out the rag!
**[10:45] ---**
I don't believe this.
Mop that area properly, as well!
**[10:48] ---**
Why is Pururu-chan...?
**[10:50] ---**
Is she still playing the queen?
**[10:53] ---**
You there! No talking!
**[10:56] ---**
Why us, as well?
**[10:58] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Hideout
**[10:59] ---**
But anyway,
**[11:01] ---**
I wonder where the real queen went.
**[11:07] ---**
Ah, there she is.
**[11:10] ---**
If you ask me, every bug has his taste.
**[11:14] ---**
Basically, it's like this.
**[11:15] ---**
Eat meat with lettuce!
**[11:18] ---**
You're wonderful...
***SIGN*** Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
**[11:29] ---**
It will soon be Valentine's Day.
**[11:33] ---**
Fuyuki aside, I need enough for the
stupid frog, Giroro, Tamama, Dororo,
***SIGN*** Giri chocolate: Obligation chocolate. Honmei chocolate: True love chocolate.
**[11:38] ---**
and, even though I doubt he'll accept it,
**[11:40] ---**
Kululu, too. Well, I've got
everything I need, at least...
**[11:44] ---**
Ahh, these stupid giri chocolates!
**[11:47] ---**
I want to focus on the honmei chocolate
to give to Saburo-senpai!
**[11:55] ---**
You wish there was no such thing
as giri chocolate, do you?
**[12:00] ---**
Kululu?
**[12:01] ---**
Want me to do it for ya? Rid
the world of giri chocolate...
**[12:08] ---**
Natsumi & Momoka: No Giri Chocolate, Sir!
**[12:14] ---**
I see where you're coming from.
**[12:15] ---**
The world would go a whole lot
smoother without giri chocolate.
**[12:19] ---**
Can you really do that?
**[12:21] ---**
Huh?
**[12:22] ---**
I'm terribly sorry for intruding... The truth is,
the same matter has been preying on my mind.
**[12:26] ---**
You too, Momoka-chan?
**[12:28] ---**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Fu Fu Fu Fu
**[12:30] ---**
Fu... Fufufu...
**[12:31] ---**
F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun, this is from me!
***SIGN*** Moai-shaped Chocolate
**[12:37] ---**
I wonder if this is an Anakena Moai?!
**[12:40] ---**
Huh?! But the shape of the cap
is totally different,
**[12:42] ---**
so maybe it's the second from
the right of the Tongariki Moais!
**[12:46] ---**
Ah... Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
**[12:49] ---**
Y-You're very welcome...
***SIGN*** Fu Fu Fu Fu
**[12:54] ---**
F-F-F-F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun, this is from me!
***SIGN*** The Next Year
**[13:00] ---**
Wowww!
**[13:01] ---**
This is the Moai with eyes in Tahai on the
outskirts of the village of Hanga Roa!
**[13:07] ---**
Ah... Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
**[13:10] ---**
Y-You're very welcome...
**[13:15] ---**
I'm always
**[13:16] ---**
giving him chocolates with all my love,
but he never realizes it.
**[13:20] ---**
I'm sure he must only think of
my chocolates as giri chocolate!
**[13:25] ---**
Please, Kululu-san!
Please get rid of giri chocolates!
**[13:29] ---**
Momoka-chan...
**[13:30] ---**
Natsumi-san, you're wishing there
was no giri chocolate, too, right?!
**[13:36] ---**
W-Well, yes, but...
**[13:38] ---**
Well... not gonna force you or anything.
**[13:43] ---**
All right, fine.
**[13:45] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[13:46] ---**
But you listen here. If you do anything even
slightly funny, I'll come down hard on you.
**[13:52] ---**
Leave it to me...
**[13:55] ---**
And the promised Valentine's Day arrives.
***SIGN*** A Modern Mystery
The mystery of the chocolates
disappearing one after another
from confectioners
Today
Valentine's Day
2/14
**[13:58] ---**
Since early this morning,
**[13:59] ---**
in confectioners and other shops
all over Inner-Tokyo,
**[14:01] ---**
all the reasonably-priced chocolates,
**[14:03] ---**
commonly known as giri chocolates,
have been disappearing without a trace.
**[14:08] ---**
Huh... I wonder if this is
another of Sarge's pranks.
**[14:12] ---**
Wh-Who knows?!
**[14:15] ---**
Amazing... he really did
get rid of giri chocolate.
***SIGN*** To Saburo-senpai
**[14:21] ---**
Okay...
**[14:23] ---**
Now I can concentrate today on just giving
honmei chocolate to Saburo-senpai!
**[14:30] ---**
What?
**[14:31] ---**
All the chocolates that milady Momoka
was to give out to the servants
**[14:34] ---**
have disappeared in a single night?!
**[14:37] ---**
Yes!
**[14:38] ---**
Inconceivable...
**[14:39] ---**
Calm down, Paul.
**[14:41] ---**
Milady Momoka!
**[14:43] ---**
This is for the best.
***SIGN*** Feature
What has happened?
The disappearing giri chocolates!
Confused women customers
Stores also having issues responding
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku!
**[14:52] ---**
This is bad! I spent so long fussing about
with the wrapping, I'm running late!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Middle School
**[15:00] ---**
I cut that close! (*giri-giri safe*)
**[15:02] ---**
Phew... made it in time...
**[15:06] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[15:07] ---**
Huh? Natsumi-chan! What a coincidence!
**[15:11] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[15:13] ---**
Yes! A chance to hand over
my "cut it close" chocolates!
**[15:17] ---**
Giri chocolate detected.
Giri chocolate detected.
**[15:21] ---**
Collecting.
**[15:27] ---**
Whaa?! Wait, what are you doing?!
**[15:30] ---**
Giri-giri safe chocolates.
Giri chocolates for short. Collected.
***SIGN*** Giri Chocolate Collection Mech
**[15:35] ---**
That's horrible!
**[15:36] ---**
Mine wasn't giri chocolate!
***SIGN*** World Monster
Compendium
**[15:43] ---**
Now that all giri chocolate is gone...
**[15:45] ---**
...Fuyuki-kun should realize that the chocolates
I give him are honmei chocolate!
**[15:50] ---**
Paul! The size is okay, isn't it?
**[15:52] ---**
Of course.
***SIGN*** Cut it close (giri-giri) Cut it close (giri-giri)
**[15:55] ---**
It is large, but it will just barely fit into
Master Fuyuki's room. We cut it close.
**[16:00] ---**
Giri chocolate detected.
Giri chocolate detected.
**[16:02] ---**
Collecting.
**[16:10] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[16:11] ---**
Chocolates that cut it close (*giri-giri*),
giri chocolates for short. Collected.
**[16:18] ---**
You son of a... How does that
make it giri chocolate?!
**[16:24] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[16:27] ---**
Milady...
**[16:31] ---**
That Kululu moron!!
**[16:35] ---**
He'll never...
**[16:37] ---**
...get away with this!!
**[16:41] ---**
You're real skilled at pissing
people off, you know that?
**[16:45] ---**
Am I now, Green?
**[16:46] ---**
But I'm surprised they react so
strongly over some mere choco—
**[16:50] ---**
Ah, stupid frog!
**[16:52] ---**
So you were the instigator! I knew it!
**[16:55] ---**
Gero! N-No I am not, ma'am!
**[16:57] ---**
Yellow did this all on his own, ma'am!
**[17:01] ---**
Impressive, huh?
***SIGN*** See? ♡♡
**[17:02] ---**
Kululu!
**[17:03] ---**
How dare you screw up
my precious Valentine's Day!?
**[17:06] ---**
All I did was get rid of "giri chocolates,"
just as I promised.
**[17:10] ---**
You knew this was going to happen
from the start, didn't you?!
**[17:13] ---**
Yes, of course.
**[17:15] ---**
He's so annoying!
**[17:16] ---**
Don't you think you two
are part of the problem, though?
**[17:20] ---**
What?!
**[17:22] ---**
If you hadn't relied on a cheap trick
like getting rid of giri chocolate,
**[17:25] ---**
and tackled the problem head-on from the
beginning, this wouldn't've happened.
**[17:28] ---**
Am I wrong?
**[17:32] ---**
W-Well...
**[17:34] ---**
Maybe, but...
**[17:36] ---**
As they say, you reap what you sow!
**[17:38] ---**
You get your just deserts!
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, look what I found!
**[17:41] ---**
Gero?
**[17:43] ---**
Saburo-senpai?
**[17:44] ---**
Saburo-san!
**[17:46] ---**
Mois-chan?
**[17:49] ---**
Here you are!
**[17:50] ---**
Chocolate?
**[17:51] ---**
Tch. Not curry roux, huh.
**[17:53] ---**
Of course it isn't!
**[17:54] ---**
Wow... Thanks!
**[17:56] ---**
You're very welcome!
**[17:58] ---**
What?! Why isn't the chocolate disappearing?!
**[18:01] ---**
D-Does that mean it isn't giri chocolate?
**[18:05] ---**
Huh? But... then...
***SIGN*** Honmei Chocolates
**[18:07] ---**
It's honmei chocolate?!
**[18:07] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Mois-chan!
**[18:09] ---**
Whyyyyy, you jerk? Whyyyyyyyyyyy?!
**[18:13] ---**
Why? Why?!
**[18:13] ---**
N-Natsumi-san...
**[18:14] ---**
Dalm cown, ma'am!
**[18:16] ---**
Gero?
**[18:17] ---**
This time it's Master Fuyuki, ma'am.
***SIGN*** World Monster
Compendium
**[18:20] ---**
Fuyuki-san!
**[18:23] ---**
Mois-chan! What's up?
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-san
**[18:25] ---**
Here you are.
**[18:26] ---**
Ah! Chocolates!
**[18:29] ---**
Wow! Thank you!
**[18:31] ---**
You're very welcome!
**[18:33] ---**
The chocolates...
**[18:34] ---**
...aren't disappearing?
**[18:36] ---**
What's going on here?!
You wanna explain this?!
**[18:39] ---**
L-Lady Momoka!
**[18:44] ---**
Doesn't look like the collection mech
is broken, or anything.
**[18:48] ---**
Then... the reason the chocolates she gave
to Fuyuki-kun aren't disappearing is...
**[18:52] ---**
...that those are honmei chocolates, too?!
**[18:55] ---**
Then... Saburo-senpai and Fuyuki
**[18:58] ---**
are *both* people she has feelings for?
**[19:02] ---**
Huh?
**[19:03] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:05] ---**
So this is where you all were!
**[19:08] ---**
Mois-chan! Was that chocolate you gave
to Saburo-senpai... honmei chocolate?!
**[19:13] ---**
What you gave to Fuyuki-kun... was that...
was that honmei chocolate, as well?!
**[19:18] ---**
Honmei? Oh, no!
**[19:20] ---**
Or, like, Uncle only?
**[19:22] ---**
Gero...
**[19:24] ---**
Th-Then... they really were giri chocolates?
**[19:27] ---**
Giri chocolate?
**[19:28] ---**
They weren't giri chocolate, either.
**[19:30] ---**
But...!
**[19:31] ---**
If they aren't giri chocolates, and they aren't
honmei chocolates, then... what are they?
**[19:36] ---**
Presents for my friends
who are always nice to me.
**[19:39] ---**
Presents?
**[19:41] ---**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Momoka-san Natsumi-san
**[19:43] ---**
So... Natsumi-san, Momoka-san!
**[19:46] ---**
Thank you very much for always
getting along so well with me.
**[19:49] ---**
I hope it can continue for a long time.
**[19:52] ---**
Or, like, keynote address?
**[20:00] ---**
Oh... Right, Valentine's Day doesn't
have to be all about honmei and giri.
**[20:08] ---**
Giving gifts of chocolate
to the people close to you...
**[20:11] ---**
That's what Valentine's Day
is supposed to be about.
**[20:16] ---**
Thanks, Mois-chan!
**[20:18] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:20] ---**
You're very welcome!
**[20:21] ---**
I guess everything's settled, then, ma'am!
**[20:25] ---**
Tch, how boring.
**[20:27] ---**
Kululu-san.
**[20:29] ---**
Huh? You want something?
***SIGN*** Guki
***SIGN*** 966-san
**[20:33] ---**
Thank you very much for
being there for Uncle.
***SIGN*** Sincere
**[20:36] ---**
I hope you always will be!
***SIGN*** Twisted
***SIGN*** Pleasant
***SIGN*** Loathsome
***SIGN*** Pure-hearted
**[20:51] ---**
Yellow-kun...
**[20:53] ---**
All kinds of drama unfold around
chocolate on Valentine's Day.
**[20:57] ---**
From time to time, it's good to
forget about "giri" and "honmei,"
**[21:00] ---**
and give chocolates simply
as pure-hearted presents.
**[21:04] ---**
Please... hurry up and leave...
***SIGN*** 966-san
**[21:08] ---**
But of course,
**[21:09] ---**
just for you, Uncle, I got you a
very special Valentine's present!
**[21:14] ---**
Ohh! Th-This is...
***SIGN*** Mobile Force Giri
**[21:16] ---**
...the legendary Dangal product I've been
searching for for how many years?!
***SIGN*** Mobile Soldier
Dangal
TV Scale 1/1000
Battle Robot Suit
***SIGN*** Mobile Force Giri
***SIGN*** Can you escape forever?! No.12 ZARKELLO No.13 ZZ DANGAL FUSION BATTLE MOTHERSHIP BASE BATTLEFIELD DIORAMA SERIES
***SIGN*** Mobile Force Giri
**[21:20] ---**
Mobile Machine Mech "Giri"!
**[21:22] ---**
Thank you, Lady Mois!
**[21:25] ---**
Giri detected. Giri detected. Collecting.
**[21:29] ---**
**[21:33] ---**
What's with this ending?!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here.
**[23:09] ---**
Pekopon has all kinds of villains, sir.
**[23:11] ---**
Evil magistrates, evil secret organizations,
Axes of Evil, legions of evil.
**[23:15] ---**
But, of course, we in the Keroro Platoon
aren't bad guys, sir.
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter
**[23:20] ---**
Now, invade Pekopon, my minions!
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[23:23] ---**
"Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir!"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E199 - Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir! / Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X85G/kululu-kululun-idol-legend-sir--keroro-returns-to-his-roots-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:30] ---**
Hey!
**[01:37] ---**
Hold it right there, you stupid frog!
**[01:39] ---**
I am neither honest nor humble enough
to wait right now, ma'am!
**[01:43] ---**
I told you this operation would never work!
**[01:46] ---**
GET BACK HERE!
**[01:48] ---**
Dear me. It looks like Sarge and the others
have really made Natsumi-chan angry.
**[01:52] ---**
What kind of operation could it have been,
with them all dressed in such curious clothes?
**[01:56] ---**
I don't have time to explain
that right now, sir!
**[02:01] ---**
I said, hold it!
**[02:06] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[02:10] ---**
I really thought we were
done for this time, sir.
**[02:14] ---**
Excuse me...
**[02:15] ---**
Gero?
**[02:16] ---**
Wh-What is it, sir?
**[02:17] ---**
I am simply a man with a green face!
**[02:20] ---**
I'm not an alien or anything, sir!
**[02:23] ---**
Just to make that clear...
**[02:24] ---**
Ah, no, I actually wanted a word with her...
**[02:27] ---**
Gero?
**[02:28] ---**
Kululululu.
**[02:31] ---**
Begging your pardon, sir,
but I'm not on the dating market.
**[02:33] ---**
Th-That distinctive manner of speaking!
**[02:35] ---**
Your dauntless personality!
**[02:37] ---**
You have *it!* Without a doubt,
you are a diamond in the rough!
**[02:41] ---**
Ah, I'm terribly sorry. Here's my card.
***SIGN*** Agency Bridge President Oohashi
**[02:45] ---**
Talent Agency "Bridge"?
**[02:47] ---**
Yes! I want to make you a glittering idol!
**[02:51] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[02:55] ---**
Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir!
**[03:00] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero.
**[03:02] ---**
Kululu, an idol? Kululu, of all people?
**[03:05] ---**
He'd never be popular! No way!
**[03:07] ---**
Pigs might fly!
**[03:09] ---**
What a catastrophe for Kululu-dono.
**[03:12] ---**
U-Uncle! You need to see this!
**[03:14] ---**
Please look at the TV!
**[03:16] ---**
Or, like, eyesight forward?
**[03:17] ---**
The TV?
**[03:20] ---**
Kululululu!
**[03:22] ---**
Wh-What the...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[03:34] ---**
Right now,
among the Akiba-style young otaku,
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[03:37] ---**
Tsukishima Kululuko-chan here
is steadily climbing in popularity!
**[03:40] ---**
Gero...
**[03:42] ---**
I cannot believe he has gotten popular.
**[03:44] ---**
It's a late-night program, that's all.
**[03:46] ---**
It's probably just a vocal minority
going wild over him.
**[03:49] ---**
Daaaaaash!
**[03:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[03:53] ---**
I wonder what the matter is?
**[03:55] ---**
Somehow I've got a bad feeling about this.
**[03:59] ---**
In a certain TV station
which shall go unnamed.
**[04:00] ---**
Well, well, well! A good day's work, I say!
***SIGN*** Bridge Co., Ltd. Tsukishima Kululuko-sama
**[04:03] ---**
Your first TV appearance
was great, Kululuko-chan!
**[04:07] ---**
Y'think? Kululu!
**[04:08] ---**
Let's use this as a stepping stone
and aim for the big time!
**[04:13] ---**
Oh, good day, good day!
**[04:15] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[04:16] ---**
I am Kululuko's father and manager,
Tsukishima Keroo, sir!
***SIGN*** (Father)
Tsukishima Keroo
(Manager)
**[04:21] ---**
Huh?
**[04:23] ---**
I'd greatly appreciate it if all Kululuko's
work went through me from now on.
**[04:28] ---**
Right, Kululuko-chan?
***SIGN*** I'll treat you to curry ♡
**[04:32] ---**
Tch... Fine, whatever.
**[04:34] ---**
Kululululu!
**[04:37] ---**
And so, Sarge forcibly made himself Kululu's...
***SIGN*** Talent Agency Bridge
**[04:39] ---**
no, Kululuko's... manager.
**[04:42] ---**
Th-This makes... request postcard #65,535.
**[04:47] ---**
Hmmm. Lessee that.
***SIGN*** I request Kululuko-chan ♡ Giroppe, Inner-Tokyo
**[04:51] ---**
No good at all!
**[04:52] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Astroturf
**[04:54] ---**
Change the handwriting each time!
With attention to detail on the radio-names!
**[04:57] ---**
And finish each one
with a natural comment of encouragement!
**[05:00] ---**
R-Right...
**[05:01] ---**
Mr. Manager! I finished astroturfing
on the anonymous message boards!
**[05:06] ---**
Gero?
**[05:08] ---**
Not "Manager."
It's "Germana." "Ge-r-ma-na."
**[05:12] ---**
It's standard practice in the industry
to call everything backwards.
**[05:15] ---**
I'm sorry... I mean, "rossy."
**[05:18] ---**
Hmmm, so, looking at this, kid...
**[05:20] ---**
These posts need to be more teur-ama!
With more flaming!
**[05:24] ---**
Okay!
**[05:25] ---**
I have completed the festival coats
for the bodyguards!
**[05:28] ---**
This color is no good! Make it so
neon pink, it burns your eyes out!
***SIGN*** Kululuko LOVE
**[05:33] ---**
And embroider the back like crazy!
**[05:34] ---**
Right...
**[05:35] ---**
Why do we have to do this?
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter
**[05:37] ---**
What did you say?!
***SIGN*** Popular Idols
**[05:39] ---**
Popular idols!
**[05:41] ---**
They draw people's hearts, take a grip
on them, and they control them completely!
**[05:45] ---**
In other words,
**[05:47] ---**
could we not call that a psychological
conquest of Pekopon, sir?!
**[05:51] ---**
I... I see...
**[05:52] ---**
Kululuko-chan's father!
**[05:54] ---**
It is a great success!
***SIGN*** Hype Hype Hype
**[05:57] ---**
We're steadily getting more and more
requests to our cable and radio programs!
**[06:01] ---**
And requests here and there
for TV appearances!
**[06:04] ---**
Finally... Finally!
**[06:06] ---**
Oh, yeah! The wave has come!
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko 1st Album ON SALE!
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[06:14] ---**
Kululuko-chan's kinda good,
don'tcha think?
**[06:17] ---**
Her haughty personality
is great, isn't it?!
**[06:20] ---**
I bought her new CD.
**[06:22] ---**
Let's start up a fansite!
***SIGN*** Kululuko
**[06:24] ---**
Today's Kululuko's concert, man.
The whole gang's bunking off.
**[06:30] ---**
Kulu ku ku.
**[06:31] ---**
Healthy and full of energy! It's Energy
Drink D, and I drink it, too! It works great!
***SIGN*** Energy Drink D
**[06:36] ---**
Works really great!
***SIGN*** Occult
**[06:39] ---**
Why is this popular?
**[06:42] ---**
Don't ask me...
**[06:45] ---**
As you can see, some were
not so enthused, but...
***SIGN*** Popularity
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** Popularity Surging Like An Eel (Visualized)
**[06:48] ---**
Kululuko's popularity started
surging like an eel!
**[06:53] ---**
This is what it means to be
a high-flier! High as a Dopp!
***SIGN*** Talent Agency Bridge
**[06:57] ---**
She's in the top 10 on the Orekon charts!
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[07:01] ---**
She's getting so many
requests for TV appearances,
**[07:03] ---**
there are even offers for her to star as a VA
in that famous anime movie out next spring!
**[07:07] ---**
Germana! There's a weekly
photo magazine out tomorrow
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
1st Album
ON SALE!
**[07:11] ---**
with a scoop photo of Kululuko!
**[07:13] ---**
What?!
**[07:14] ---**
This is a galley proof, in other words
a test print, that I secretly obtained.
**[07:18] ---**
Gero... Let's see, let's see..
***SIGN*** That Famous Idol
Devours 20 Plates of Curry
in a Single Night!
**[07:20] ---**
"That famous idol devours 20 plates
of curry in a single night!"
**[07:24] ---**
Th-This is... a fatal hit to her image!
**[07:28] ---**
Hello, Kadoyama Shoten?
**[07:31] ---**
That wasn't very nice of you, was it?
**[07:33] ---**
Sorry, but we won't be letting
you use our Kululuko any more.
**[07:37] ---**
That plan for a photo collection?
Canceled! Scrapped!
**[07:40] ---**
That a problem?
**[07:42] ---**
You think you could find a
replacement for that scoop, then?
**[07:46] [SONG] ---**
Metabolic syndrome... ♪
**[07:49] ---**
Kululuko-chan! How's it going?!
***SIGN*** Mgh...
**[07:56] ---**
My, my! I hear you've been
eating curry at night!
**[08:00] ---**
Take care, won't you?
**[08:01] ---**
You almost got exposed by a weekly
photo magazine! What a fuss that was!
**[08:07] ---**
Curry bread.
**[08:10] ---**
I want to eat curry bread. 200 loaves.
**[08:12] ---**
200... It's the middle of the night.
Can't it wait until tom—
**[08:15] ---**
I want them.
**[08:17] ---**
I want them now.
**[08:18] ---**
Excuse me, Sergeant Major Kululu.
You're pushing it, don'tcha think?!
**[08:21] ---**
If I can't have them,
I won't work any more!
**[08:26] ---**
Aaaaaah! Fine! Fine, sir!
***SIGN*** Uegaki Shopping District
**[08:34] ---**
Please! Please sell us some curry bread!
***SIGN*** Ikegami Bakery
**[08:38] ---**
We're terribly sorry to trouble you at this hour!
Please, if there is anything you can do!
**[08:42] ---**
This has really started getting ridiculous!
***SIGN*** Marui Stores
**[08:44] ---**
Forget it. I'm dropping from this operation!
**[08:47] ---**
Ah, Mr. Corporal!
**[08:48] ---**
For cripes' sake. As if I'm
going to keep humoring that guy.
**[08:49] ---**
In any case, let us simply gather
as many as we possibly can.
**[08:55] ---**
We bought them...
***SIGN*** x 200
**[08:57] ---**
We acquired them for you somehow...
**[08:59] ---**
Isn't that great, Kululuko-chan?!
**[09:01] ---**
Here you go, your curry bread!
***SIGN*** Curry
Todoroki Bread
**[09:04] ---**
Borscht bread.
**[09:07] ---**
Now I think about it, curry bread
**[09:09] ---**
isn't as nice as borscht bread. 700 loaves.
**[09:11] ---**
N-Now, sir?
**[09:13] ---**
Yep.
**[09:16] ---**
P-Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[09:18] ---**
I'm frickin' done, for real now.
**[09:20] ---**
Sorry, but I am going to skedaddle,
I mean, deskaddle!
**[09:24] [SONG] ---**
Borscht bread! ♪
**[09:25] [SONG] ---**
I wanna eat borscht bread! ♪
**[09:27] [SONG] ---**
My papa is Barscht, my mama
is Berscht, and I am Borscht!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Borscht
**[09:35] ---**
So, well, although there
were various troubles,
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[09:38] ---**
Kululuko-chan's popularity with the public
rose still further and still faster,
***SIGN*** Tsukishima Kululuko
**[09:42] ---**
and ultimately, a big and great extravaganza
of a concert was set for the Inner-Tokyo Dome!
***SIGN*** Inner Sanctum
**[09:48] ---**
Wow! Sold right out! Amazing, sir!
***SIGN*** Kululuko-sama Dressing Room
***SIGN*** To Kululuko-sama
Congratulations on
Your Concert
Kandai Inc.
**[09:53] ---**
This performance will mark the
beginning of a national concert tour!
**[09:56] ---**
Calculating the sales of the ticket prices
and the related merchandise...
***SIGN*** 9,660,000 Units
**[09:59] ---**
Hyoowee! It comes out to
9,660,000 PG Zeongs!
**[10:05] ---**
Come on, let's give this
all we've got, Kululuko-chan!
**[10:09] ---**
Can't be bothered.
**[10:12] ---**
What did you just say?
**[10:14] ---**
Can't even eat curry and borscht when I like.
**[10:16] ---**
Started to feel this is more
trouble than it's worth.
**[10:18] ---**
Whaaaaat?!
**[10:20] ---**
So, like... I want to go back to being
a normal little girl! Or something.
**[10:29] ---**
Meh, just tell the fans I went to play
soccer in Mongolia or some crap like that.
**[10:33] ---**
Okay, see ya. Click!
**[10:37] ---**
Wait! Kululuko-chan?!
**[10:40] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Come on, please!
***SIGN*** Kululuko-sama
Dressing Room
**[10:43] ---**
Kululuko-chan, you're going to be on soon.
Can you make sure you're standing by?
**[10:46] ---**
Ah... S-Sure, right away...
**[10:48] ---**
Gerohcrap... gerohcrap, sir!
**[10:51] ---**
What in tarnation am I s'posed ta do?!
**[10:52] ---**
It was supposed to start ages ago!
**[10:54] ---**
Where's Kululuko-chan?!
**[10:55] ---**
Hurry up and show her!
**[10:55] ---**
Kululuko-tan!
**[11:00] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[11:01] ---**
I mean, Germana! Quickly, you must
bring out Kululuko-chan!
***SIGN*** Rumble...
**[11:08] ---**
Wh... m-my leader?!
**[11:10] ---**
What's the problem?!
**[11:12] ---**
Taking too long!
**[11:12] ---**
Do something!
**[11:13] ---**
Gimme back my money!
**[11:15] ---**
Ohhh, yeah! She's here at last!
**[11:17] ---**
We've waited for you!
**[11:18] ---**
Here we go!
**[11:19] ---**
One, two, three!
**[11:20] ---**
Ku-lu-lu-ko-chan!!
**[11:29] ---**
Ah... um... er... hello, everybody...
**[11:34] ---**
I'm Dororoko...
**[11:38] ---**
And in that instant,
Keroro's ambitions were over.
***SIGN*** Inner Sanctum
**[11:54] ---**
One day.
***SIGN*** President of THAT Talent Agency
Recovering From Bankruptcy
**[11:56] ---**
Dear me, it is certainly still cold, sir!
**[11:59] ---**
So, today I'll make a 1/1200 Musai.
**[12:04] ---**
Easygoing as usual, I see.
**[12:06] ---**
Gero?
**[12:06] ---**
The way I think is,
**[12:08] ---**
when you've been doing this job a long time,
**[12:10] ---**
it's important to start again
from your roots once in a while.
**[12:12] ---**
Yes, I see, your roots...
**[12:13] ---**
Your roots...
**[12:13] ---**
Ahh, those are good words, sir!
**[12:17] ---**
As I sit here making this silly Musai,
**[12:19] ---**
I feel like I've
returned to my roots, too, sir.
**[12:24] ---**
Roots...?
**[12:29] ---**
Huh?
**[12:30] ---**
Come to think of it, the reason
I came here to Pekopon was...
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[12:35] ---**
D-Don't tell me he really can't remember.
**[12:43] ---**
Wait, wasn't it so that
I could invade it, sir?!
**[12:47] ---**
A bit late for that...
**[12:51] ---**
Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!
**[12:58] ---**
I put it to you: have we not become
addicted to our lazy lifestyle on Pekopon,
**[13:02] ---**
and forgotten our original objective?
**[13:05] ---**
What are we? Yes, we are invaders!
**[13:08] ---**
Now is the time for us to take
another hard look at where we stand,
**[13:11] ---**
and return to our roots, sir!
**[13:13] ---**
Ohhh!
**[13:14] ---**
That's wonderful, Uncle!
**[13:17] ---**
Or, like, uphold intent?
**[13:18] ---**
Well said, Keroro!
**[13:20] ---**
Let's get back to our roots at once,
**[13:22] ---**
and conquer Pekopon with
overwhelming military force!
**[13:25] ---**
NO!
**[13:26] ---**
You're still on about that, sir?!
**[13:29] ---**
Wha?
**[13:31] ---**
Here, we should learn from
our great forerunners, sir.
**[13:35] ---**
Invaders are intrinsically evil!
***SIGN*** Evil
**[13:37] ---**
To become fully evil,
one must begin with fashion!
***SIGN*** Evil
**[13:43] ---**
Gerori gero gerori!
**[13:45] ---**
I am the supreme commander, Keroro!
**[13:49] ---**
In the name of our Keron, I hereby
begin our invasion operation!
**[13:52] ---**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Indeed!
**[13:54] ---**
Whaa?
**[13:57] ---**
Indeed!
**[14:02] ---**
Gerori gero gerori!
**[14:04] ---**
Begin by dispersing something
terrible into this dam!
***SIGN*** Terror! The City In Panic! Operation Conquer Inner-Tokyo Dam!
**[14:08] ---**
Terror! The City In Panic!
Operation Conquer Inner-Tokyo Dam!
**[14:11] ---**
Indeed!
**[14:13] ---**
So? When you say
"something terrible," what exactly...?
**[14:19] ---**
What about this suspicious liquid?
**[14:21] ---**
Just mix a little in, and a few hundred million
Pekoponians will be... fmhmhmhmh...
**[14:28] ---**
Gyaaagh!
**[14:29] ---**
I-Isn't that... I mean isn't
that seriously a bit much?
**[14:32] ---**
Besides which, this is the water we
are all using every day, is it not?
**[14:35] ---**
H-He's right, sir!
**[14:37] ---**
Abort the something terrible!
**[14:41] ---**
I know!
**[14:42] ---**
In that case, we will mix in
very sweet juice instead!
**[14:46] ---**
I see! The Pekoponians will suffer
in pain from the cavities,
**[14:49] ---**
and we will use that chance
to invade Pekopon!
**[14:51] ---**
That is a good operation, sir!
***SIGN*** Sweet! Everyone Has Cavities! Operation Juicy Dam!
**[14:56] ---**
Sweet! Everyone Has Cavities!
Operation Juicy Dam!
**[15:00] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
**[15:02] ---**
More! More juice!
**[15:04] ---**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Indeed!
**[15:06] ---**
Uncle, this is bad!
**[15:07] ---**
What's wrong,
evil commanderess, Angol Mois?
**[15:11] ---**
We bought too much juice
and ran out of budget!
**[15:14] ---**
Or, like, tightened purse-strings?
**[15:21] ---**
Let us not be deterred!
Our next operation will be...
**[15:24] ---**
...the most fundemental plan of all:
we will hijack a kindergarten bus!
**[15:28] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
***SIGN*** Yokoi Kindergarten
***SIGN*** Look Out! The Children Are In Danger! Operation Kindergarten Busjack!
**[15:32] ---**
Look Out! The Children Are In Danger!
Operation Kindergarten Busjack!
**[15:36] ---**
And? We hijack it, and then what?
**[15:41] ---**
Well... uh...
**[15:43] ---**
What happens after that again...
**[15:44] ---**
A-Anyway!
***SIGN*** Anyway!
**[15:46] ---**
We'll think about that afterward!
**[15:49] ---**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Kindergarten Bus Yokoi Kindergarten
**[15:56] ---**
Weird costumes!
**[15:57] ---**
It's a froggie, it's a froggie!
**[15:57] ---**
W-Watch it!
**[16:00] ---**
You don't have a belly button!
**[16:02] ---**
It looks like they only
perceive us as mascots!
**[16:05] ---**
Being popular is boring now.
**[16:07] ---**
Ow! Owowow! Children! Children!
**[16:11] ---**
Okay, kids!
**[16:13] ---**
Let's not touch the froggies too much, okay?
**[16:16] ---**
Okay!
**[16:18] ---**
We didn't hijack it at all...
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo 23 SU..65
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** Yokoi Kindergarten
**[16:20] ---**
Eek!
**[16:24] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
**[16:26] ---**
Next, we will make Mt. Fuji erupt,
and make a huge mess of Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Devastation! Massive Mt. Fuji Explosion Operation Out of the Frying Pan, Inner-Tokyo the Fire!
**[16:32] ---**
Devastation! Massive Mt. Fuji Explosion:
**[16:34] ---**
Operation Out of the Frying Pan,
Inner-Tokyo the Fire!
**[16:36] ---**
Ohh! This one is grandiose.
**[16:39] ---**
But how?
**[16:41] ---**
This one is flawless.
**[16:44] ---**
This Super Big Brother Helix Core Drill
**[16:47] ---**
will cause a massive eruption
in a mere 3 minutes!
**[16:53] ---**
Well, then! To Mt. Fuji!
**[16:54] ---**
Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Indeed!
**[17:02] ---**
My eyes are blurry.
**[17:05] ---**
The air's thin up here.
**[17:07] ---**
Or, like, unfit people?
**[17:10] ---**
Shape up! We're only at the sixth stage!
**[17:13] ---**
I... can't...
**[17:16] ---**
I also... cannot go on.
**[17:23] ---**
I... I tried going back to my roots...
**[17:26] ---**
...and climbing up by my own two feet...
**[17:29] ---**
But this operation...
**[17:31] ---**
...must be aborted... I'm too tired.
**[17:33] ---**
Indeed...
***SIGN*** Indeed...
**[17:43] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
**[17:45] ---**
This time, we will disguise
creepy alien life forms as pets,
**[17:48] ---**
and push those Pekoponians
into the Sebastian of terror!
***SIGN*** Why! The Animal Rebellion! Operation Pet Shop From Hell!
**[17:52] ---**
Why! The Animal Rebellion!
Operation Pet Shop From Hell!
**[17:57] ---**
And? What creepy
alien life forms are these?
**[18:00] ---**
Naturally, they are what
we are about to catch!
**[18:03] ---**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** Indeed!
**[18:04] ---**
Indeed!
**[18:09] ---**
Come back, darn you!
**[18:11] ---**
They are impossible to catch!
**[18:12] ---**
One ran away that way!
**[18:15] ---**
What?
**[18:15] ---**
Dororo-san, above you!
Dororo-san, above you!
**[18:18] ---**
Here you are!
**[18:21] ---**
Sorry, my mistake...
**[18:23] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[18:24] ---**
They sell *those* at the pet store!
**[18:27] ---**
"Th-Those"?!
***SIGN*** Those
**[18:30] ---**
"Th-Those"?!
**[18:32] ---**
Oh... crud.
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[18:34] ---**
His trauma aura...
**[18:35] ---**
Th-This operation is aborted...
**[18:37] ---**
Indeed!
**[18:39] ---**
I'm a *those*...
**[18:41] ---**
Treated as a *those*, am I?
**[18:44] ---**
Am I...? Guys...?!
***SIGN*** N...
**[18:48] ---**
Noooooo!
**[18:53] ---**
I have thought of a truly terrifying
operation this time, sir.
**[18:58] ---**
What is it?
**[19:00] ---**
First... we take the
healthy Pekoponians and...
**[19:07] ---**
What in the world?!
**[19:09] ---**
Uncle, that is much too dangerous!
**[19:11] ---**
Or, like, broadcast censored?
***SIGN*** Huff... Huff... Huff...
***SIGN*** Gasp...
***SIGN*** Surprise! Mysterious Ultra Operation! Due to inability to broadcast,
**[19:15] ---**
Surprise! Mysterious Ultra Operation!
Due to inability to broadcast, aborted in haste!
***SIGN*** aborted in haste!
***SIGN*** Evil
**[19:21] ---**
Gerori gero gerori...
**[19:22] ---**
It's no good, sir.
**[19:24] ---**
The more we return to our roots,
the worse it gets.
**[19:27] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Monster Encyclopedia
**[19:29] ---**
According to the books on the subject,
it works well to create a homunculus!
**[19:33] ---**
You mean a humanlike monster?
**[19:35] ---**
I see...
**[19:36] ---**
So we would modify a Pekoponian,
and turn them into our evil pawn.
**[19:40] ---**
You can leave the "modifying" to me.
**[19:42] ---**
But who would we modify?
**[19:45] ---**
The strongest warrior must be made
from the strongest components.
**[19:49] ---**
Then...
**[19:50] ---**
To be blunt... it must be our greatest foe,
Hinata Natsumi, sir!
**[19:55] ---**
Whaat?!
**[19:56] ---**
We're going to modify Natsumi?!
**[19:59] ---**
P-Please! Spare me!
**[20:03] ---**
Please spare me!
**[20:09] ---**
N-No! We can't modify Natsumi!
**[20:14] ---**
Natsumi... ohh...
**[20:16] ---**
But...
**[20:17] ---**
He is out of it.
**[20:19] ---**
Gerori gero gerori.
**[20:21] ---**
So there are no objections?
**[20:23] ---**
Well, then!
***SIGN*** Well, then...
**[20:25] ---**
We will henceforth kidnap Hinata Natsumi,
**[20:27] ---**
and make her into a monstrous homunculus!
**[20:30] ---**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Eldritch! Natsumi Is A Pawn Of Evil?! Operation Horrifying Homunculus!
**[20:31] ---**
Eldritch! Natsumi is a pawn of evil?!
Operation Horrifying Homunculus!
**[20:38] ---**
All of you!
**[20:39] ---**
*What* are you doing?
**[20:41] ---**
Oh... Just a little... modification...
**[20:44] ---**
*Modification?!*
**[20:47] ---**
Guess we're not.
**[20:49] ---**
You are so mean!
**[20:51] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:52] ---**
Or, like, abort mission?
***SIGN*** Evil
**[20:56] ---**
And so the ambitions of the evil
organization Keron were harmlessly quashed.
**[21:02] ---**
And the next day...
***SIGN*** New Evil
**[21:04] ---**
Gerora gero gerora.
**[21:07] ---**
So, our evil organization Keron
has returned to its roots,
**[21:11] ---**
and been reborn as Neo Keron!
**[21:14] ---**
You beaten yet? You beaten yet?
**[21:16] ---**
Nyo!
**[21:17] ---**
We begin by beaming poison radio waves
everywhere from Inner-Tokyo Tower!
**[21:22] ---**
Gerora!
**[21:23] ---**
Nyo!
***SIGN*** Hilarity! Starting From His Roots Never Ends!
**[21:24] ---**
Hilarity! Starting From His Roots Never Ends!
**[21:27] ---**
Operation Will You Guys Pack It In!
***SIGN*** ...Finished.
**[21:29] ---**
...is finished.
**[21:31] ---**
Wha? For real?
**[21:32] ---**
But it was only just starting
to get really ridiculous!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:08] ---**
Don't you find leap years
a little mysterious?
**[23:12] ---**
Once every four years,
the year is 366 days long!
**[23:18] ---**
The Olympics is once every four years, too.
***SIGN*** Giant Monster Uruu
**[23:20] ---**
I wonder if there's a connection...
**[23:22] ---**
Never mind that!
**[23:23] ---**
We've finally reached 200 episodes!
***SIGN*** Uruu Detection Radar
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E200 - Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW501/keroro-uruu-comes-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:32] ---**
Sis!
**[01:33] ---**
I'm done with the bath.
**[01:39] ---**
What's up, Sis?
**[01:43] ---**
It's gonna be nine any moment!
**[01:46] ---**
Nine?
**[01:47] ---**
What happens at nine o'clock?
**[01:49] ---**
While I'm on a diet, I'm not allowed
to snack after nine o'clock!
**[01:53] ---**
That's no reason to rush that much...
**[01:56] ---**
It's not really going to matter if
you go a little over the time, is it?
***SIGN*** Mushroom Fields
**[02:03] ---**
Phew... Just made it...
**[02:07] ---**
Gero...?!
**[02:08] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... What the heck is this?!
**[02:12] ---**
What's up, Sarge?
**[02:14] ---**
What's all the fuss?
**[02:15] ---**
Lady Natsumi! That thing is wrong, ma'am!
**[02:19] ---**
That calendar?
**[02:21] ---**
It's not wrong...
**[02:22] ---**
Look closely, ma'am!
**[02:24] ---**
This month is only supposed to have
28 days! What the heck is this?
**[02:28] ---**
Oh! You're talking about February 29th!
**[02:31] ---**
Gero?
**[02:32] ---**
Ah!
**[02:33] ---**
This day is one day longer than normal.
Because it's a leap year (*uruu-doshi*).
**[02:37] ---**
Yes, that's right. This year is a leap year.
***SIGN*** Uruu-doshi (Leap Year)
**[02:41] ---**
Leap (*uruu*)... year?
**[02:43] ---**
It comes once every four years.
**[02:45] ---**
Yep. And going by the order,
you're on cleaning duty.
**[02:49] ---**
Once every four years...
**[02:51] ---**
Every time?
**[02:53] ---**
Honestly. Of course it does!
**[02:55] ---**
Imagine what would happen if it didn't!
**[02:58] ---**
Don't skip your cleaning duty!
**[03:01] ---**
Uruu...
**[03:02] ---**
Comes without fail once every four years...
**[03:07] ---**
If it doesn't...
terrible things will happen...
**[03:09] ---**
Once every four years... it comes...!
**[03:13] ---**
Sarge?
**[03:16] ---**
Time and the calendar are very important
to our everyday lives, aren't they?
**[03:24] ---**
Today's story will revolve around these things:
"time", "the calendar"... and "humans."
**[03:35] ---**
Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!
**[03:44] ---**
Kululu-dono... What is this?
**[03:47] ---**
Request from the commander.
**[03:49] ---**
From our honorable leader?
**[03:51] ---**
What a mech...
**[03:53] ---**
What is wrong with that dumbo Keroro?
**[03:56] ---**
Uruu comes... Uruu...
Uruu comes... Uruu...
**[04:01] ---**
So, let's recap.
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[04:03] ---**
Here on Pekopon, once every
four years, on February 29th,
***SIGN*** Once every four years
***SIGN*** February 29th
***SIGN*** Giant Monster Uruu
**[04:07] ---**
the great monster Uruu revives,
and exterminates all the invaders?
**[04:12] ---**
Have I got that right?
**[04:14] ---**
Dororo-senpai, did you know about this?
**[04:16] ---**
No. I have heard all kinds
of old tales of Pekopon,
**[04:20] ---**
but it would be the first time
I have heard of this... "Uruu."
**[04:24] ---**
Uruu?!
**[04:26] ---**
S-Sergeant Major Kululu!
Do you think you'll make it in time, sir?!
**[04:29] ---**
It's operating at full capacity right now.
**[04:32] ---**
This is gonna be one amazing mech.
**[04:35] ---**
After all... I put four years' worth
of budget into it!
**[04:39] ---**
What?!
**[04:41] ---**
Four years' budget?!
**[04:43] ---**
Where do you think we
have that kind of money?!
**[04:45] ---**
Or, like, advance wages?
**[04:47] ---**
Wh-What?
**[04:51] ---**
But will it actually come?
**[04:53] ---**
This Uruu...
**[04:55] ---**
U-Uruu... Uruu comes...
**[04:58] ---**
Uruu... Uruu... comes...!
**[05:09] ---**
Alisa!
**[05:15] ---**
No change...
**[05:16] ---**
I thought it would be no good...
**[05:24] ---**
What...?
**[05:26] ---**
It looks like we're being led by something.
**[05:29] ---**
By a gigantically strong power of thought.
**[05:32] ---**
A gigantic power of thought...
**[05:36] ---**
I get the sense that something annoyingly
complicated is about to start.
**[05:40] ---**
It is finally February 29th.
**[05:45] ---**
Huh... February 29th, huh...
**[05:48] ---**
It would normally be next month by now.
**[05:51] ---**
This year's got one more day in it than normal,
yet my wages are unchanged.
**[05:56] ---**
Feels like I've lost out somehow.
**[05:59] ---**
Today's February 29th, huh?
**[06:02] ---**
I... I just... it means I spend another day
together with you, so I feel very...
**[06:10] ---**
Wah! A-Alisa-chan?
**[06:13] ---**
Fuyuki. Did you see anything?
**[06:16] ---**
A-Anything?
Are you chasing Dark Races again?
**[06:20] ---**
What the frick are you here for, you...!
**[06:23] ---**
No, then. Good.
**[06:27] ---**
But... this Dark Race is
an important prey for me.
**[06:33] ---**
Don't get involved.
**[06:38] ---**
Alisa-chan...
**[06:39] ---**
That girl! What the heck did she
even frickin' come here for?!
***SIGN*** Uruu Countermeasure HQ
***SIGN*** Uruu Detection Radar
**[06:47] ---**
Target still not sighted!
**[06:51] ---**
You-know-what is ready
whenever you need it.
***SIGN*** Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon
***SIGN*** Pilot of Aforementioned
**[06:56] ---**
How's Keroro looking?
**[06:58] ---**
Focusing his mind before the battle!
**[07:06] ---**
Wh-Who cares about some darn Uruu...
**[07:10] ---**
Go on, come, if you think
you can beat us, sir.
***SIGN*** Focusing His Mind
**[07:13] ---**
Focusing his mind!
Alternatively, manufacturing a Zock!
***SIGN*** Manufacturing a Zock
**[07:17] ---**
Calm... Calm...
**[07:22] ---**
Sarge? Are you here?
**[07:25] ---**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[07:28] ---**
Gero...
**[07:29] ---**
Oh... So it's just you, Master Fuyuki.
**[07:32] ---**
Is there something you want, sir?
**[07:34] ---**
Well... I met Alisa-chan today.
**[07:37] ---**
It looks like she found something again.
**[07:40] ---**
L-Lady Alisa did...?
**[07:42] ---**
I just wondered if you
knew anything about it.
**[07:46] ---**
Sarge?
**[07:47] ---**
Are you okay? Your hands are shaking.
**[07:50] ---**
Uruu...
**[07:52] ---**
Uruu is here at last, sir.
**[07:54] ---**
Uruu?
**[07:55] ---**
Clam down, sir.
**[07:58] ---**
Clam down!
***SIGN*** Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
**[07:59] ---**
Calm... Calm...
**[08:02] ---**
Sarge? Do you... want me to do that?
**[08:09] ---**
Okay...
**[08:10] ---**
There we go!
**[08:13] ---**
Gero!
**[08:14] ---**
By the way, Sarge... What was that
Uruu you were just talking about?
**[08:18] ---**
Gero?
**[08:20] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:22] ---**
Uruu isn't a monster?
**[08:25] ---**
N-No... It's not a monster.
**[08:28] ---**
B-But... you said it comes without fail,
once every four years.
**[08:31] ---**
It does come once every four years, but...
**[08:34] ---**
And that if it doesn't,
terrible things will happen to Pekopon!
**[08:37] ---**
Well... There would probably be
a lot of problems, yes...
**[08:41] ---**
Then... what is Uruu?
**[08:43] ---**
Well... a leap year is...
**[08:46] ---**
...a special year, created to adjust slippage
between the calendar and the seasons.
**[08:52] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Days
**[08:54] ---**
Normally, a year is treated as 365 days,
**[08:57] ---**
but actually, one revolution
of the Earth around the sun
**[09:00] ---**
takes about 365 and a quarter days.
***SIGN*** 1/4
of a
day
**[09:04] ---**
So, once every four years, which corresponds
to once every four revolutions,
***SIGN*** 1/4 days + 1/4 days + 1/4 days + 1/4 days
**[09:07] ---**
we adjust it by adding one day to the year.
***SIGN*** = 1 day
**[09:11] ---**
Useful to know!
**[09:13] ---**
Oh...
**[09:15] ---**
So that was it.
**[09:17] ---**
That is good news, sir.
**[09:19] ---**
Good news, my foot!
**[09:20] ---**
What in blazes do you plan to do about
the four years of budget we poured in?!
**[09:23] ---**
Kululu-senpai. Did you
by any chance know this?
**[09:29] ---**
The calendar has been adjusted many times
in the past to account for the seasons,
**[09:33] ---**
but they don't fit perfectly very easily.
**[09:35] ---**
Well, anyway, a leap year
**[09:37] ---**
is just a system to make
everything fit properly, then, sir.
**[09:40] ---**
To hear that you have
such a flawed calendar!
**[09:43] ---**
Pekopon clearly still has a long way
to go in the intelligence domain, sir!
**[09:46] ---**
Hmph. You're acting Gigantor-ly different from before.
**[09:49] ---**
Gero!!
**[09:51] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?!
**[09:52] ---**
The sticker Master Fuyuki put on for
Zock's monoeye is slightly off-center!
**[09:58] ---**
I-It is?
**[10:01] ---**
That is within acceptable parameters.
**[10:03] ---**
If you're gonna complain, do it yourself!
**[10:05] ---**
But it bugs me, sir!
**[10:07] ---**
Ahhh, blast!
I'll have to re-stick it later, sir!
**[10:12] ---**
Gero?
**[10:13] ---**
What?
**[10:16] ---**
Sis?
**[10:18] ---**
Fuyuki... L-Look...
***SIGN*** TV Inner-Tokyo
**[10:21] ---**
Take a look at this.
**[10:22] ---**
Here we see the mysterious giant creature
that has appeared in Inner-Tokyo!
**[10:26] ---**
What on Earth is that?
**[10:27] ---**
Gero?! I-It can't be...
**[10:30] ---**
Is that...?!
**[10:31] ---**
Is it what, Sarge?
**[10:34] ---**
U-Uruu!!
**[10:36] ---**
That's... absurd...
**[10:39] ---**
Wait... why...
**[10:42] ---**
Uruuuu!
***SIGN*** Giant Monster Uruu
**[10:45] ---**
Giant monster, Uruu!
**[10:46] ---**
Why does it look exactly like me?!
**[10:49] ---**
The great monster Uruu,
**[10:51] ---**
appearing only once every four years,
makes its sudden appearance!
**[10:54] ---**
To be continued... after the commercials!
**[10:56] ---**
Uruuuuuuuu!
**[11:06] ---**
Uruuuuuuu!
**[11:08] ---**
Uruu is headed directly
towards the secret base!
**[11:11] ---**
Or, like, close encounter?
**[11:13] ---**
Uruu is here. It's really here!
**[11:16] ---**
It can't be!
**[11:18] ---**
What on Earth is going on?
**[11:20] ---**
I heard from Tama-chan.
**[11:22] ---**
Anyway, there will be damage
to the city at this rate.
**[11:25] ---**
We will lure it onto our own land.
**[11:27] ---**
Lady Momoka! We're truly grateful, ma'am!
**[11:30] ---**
In that case...
**[11:46] ---**
Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon: Kauu!
***SIGN*** Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon Kauu
**[11:49] ---**
Move out!
**[11:58] ---**
Kauuu...
**[12:00] ---**
Uruuuu...
**[12:02] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[12:03] ---**
Now's the time to show it the power
of the Keron Army, sir!
**[12:06] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[12:13] ---**
Hurray!
**[12:14] ---**
You did it!
**[12:18] ---**
Not a scratch?!
**[12:20] ---**
Then I'll...
**[12:23] ---**
Uruuuuu...
**[12:31] ---**
Natsumi is...
**[12:33] ---**
Natsumi is... closing in!
**[12:36] ---**
Giroro!
**[12:43] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[12:47] ---**
My Zock!
**[12:54] ---**
Natsumi...
**[13:04] ---**
Uruuuu!
**[13:09] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:10] ---**
Lady Alisa!
**[13:12] ---**
Are you okay, Fuyuki?
**[13:17] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:20] ---**
I finally came across you.
This is my chance!
**[13:23] ---**
Alisa?!
**[13:24] ---**
I don't want to let it get...
**[13:26] ---**
....away...
**[13:27] ---**
Alisa!
**[13:28] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:30] ---**
It is all right.
Your concerns are unfounded.
**[13:33] ---**
Uruuu...
**[13:35] ---**
It is a Thought Absorption Entity.
**[13:37] ---**
Thought Absorption Entity?
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[13:39] ---**
Yes... This space creature absorbs
people's strongest thoughts,
**[13:42] ---**
and manifests them into
a concrete form, you see.
**[13:44] ---**
The horrific monster imagined
by our commander, "Uruu"...
**[13:48] ---**
This thing absorbed that powerful thought,
**[13:50] ---**
and made it real, you see.
**[13:53] ---**
No wonder it looks
exactly how I imagined it!
**[13:56] ---**
Ohh? So inside your mind,
I'm a horrific monster, am I?
**[14:01] ---**
Oh... No, not at all...
**[14:05] ---**
Gero! Everybody, run, sir!
**[14:09] ---**
Why do I fire beams?!
**[14:12] ---**
That's Uruu's special attack!
**[14:14] ---**
The "Invader Cleansweep Beam"!
**[14:17] ---**
It's what I imagined it to have, ma'am...
**[14:19] ---**
Gero!
**[14:20] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:27] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:30] ---**
Please, leave it to me!
**[14:33] ---**
Ohh! Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[14:35] ---**
Armageddon! One-thousandth!
**[14:46] ---**
Ohh! Lady Mois, one more, ma'am!
**[14:53] ---**
Mois-chan, wait!
**[14:56] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:57] ---**
Look at this!
**[15:00] ---**
This is...
**[15:01] ---**
February 29th is on the verge of vanishing!
**[15:04] ---**
It's true... Even on mine,
February 29th is...
**[15:07] ---**
This is a pain.
**[15:09] ---**
The giant monster Uruu,
as the commander imagined it,
**[15:12] ---**
is basically a personification
of the leap year.
**[15:15] ---**
If Uruu disappears, leap years
will disappear, too, you see.
**[15:20] ---**
What happens if leap years disappear?
**[15:24] ---**
The calendar and the seasons
will gradually get out of sync.
**[15:27] ---**
Damage to crops...
Flooding of the riverbanks...
**[15:32] ---**
All the foundations of our lifestyle
would start to go wrong.
**[15:36] ---**
Wait!
**[15:39] ---**
If the 29th goes away,
**[15:41] ---**
so will my cleaning duty, sir!
**[15:44] ---**
Lucky! Lucky! Yahoo! Yahoo!
**[15:49] ---**
Gero!
**[15:51] ---**
It appears we have no choice but to
wait for February 29th to end, doesn't it?
**[15:55] ---**
Gero?
**[15:56] ---**
Then Uruu will probably just vanish.
**[15:59] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:01] ---**
But there are still over seven hours
before midnight when the date changes!
**[16:08] ---**
I am not sure we will be
able to hold out until then!
**[16:11] ---**
There's no other way.
**[16:13] ---**
To preserve the normality of
Pekopon's calendar.
***SIGN*** Leader Friendship Responsibility Hesitation Failure Betrayal Comrades Decision
**[16:25] ---**
Keroro Platoon!
We will brave Uruu's attacks,
**[16:28] ---**
and survive the 49th, sir!
**[16:30] ---**
It is the 29th!
**[16:32] ---**
Fully understood!
**[16:33] ---**
W-Wait! If you guys do that, you'll...
**[16:36] ---**
There's no need to worry, sir!
**[16:39] ---**
We will hold out without fail...
We'll do it for you, sir!
***SIGN*** 3 hours later...
**[16:46] ---**
Gero!
**[16:51] ---**
Wooo! Wooo!
**[16:53] ---**
Gero!
**[16:55] ---**
Uruuuu!
***SIGN*** 2 hours after that...
**[16:59] ---**
Wooo! Wooo!
**[17:03] ---**
Gero!
**[17:04] ---**
Uruuuu!
**[17:06] ---**
Fight! Fight! Hey hey hey!
**[17:14] ---**
Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Festival! Festival!
**[17:17] ---**
Uruu...
**[17:19] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** A further 1 hour later...
**[17:23] ---**
Uruu...
**[17:26] ---**
This most certainly does
take its toll on you.
**[17:28] ---**
I am pooped...
**[17:30] ---**
Or, like, complete fatigue?
**[17:33] ---**
Wheeze... No more...
**[17:36] ---**
Sarge...
**[17:37] ---**
Keep it up! Only one more hour!
**[17:40] ---**
This is wrong...
**[17:42] ---**
This is definitely wrong!
**[17:44] ---**
Huh?
**[17:45] ---**
Why...
**[17:46] ---**
Why does Sarge have to suffer through this?
**[17:50] ---**
Well... 'cause it was their fault
in the first place.
**[17:53] ---**
But it was caused by our
imperfect human calendar.
**[17:57] ---**
It was us humans...
**[18:00] ---**
Gero!
**[18:03] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:04] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[18:06] ---**
Sarge! Wake up!
**[18:08] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[18:13] ---**
Uruuu...
**[18:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki... run away, sir...
**[18:18] ---**
The 29th is almost over, sir.
**[18:22] ---**
You've done enough, Sarge!
**[18:23] ---**
If you keep going like this, you'll all...!
**[18:27] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki...
**[18:28] ---**
Fukki...
**[18:30] ---**
Fuyuki-dono.
**[18:31] ---**
Please, Mois-chan! Take down Uruu!
**[18:35] ---**
Fuyuki-san...
**[18:37] ---**
Fuyuki, what are you saying?!
If we do that...
**[18:41] ---**
Uruu...
**[18:47] ---**
We don't need it! The leap year...
can just go away!
**[19:09] ---**
Huh?
**[19:11] ---**
Is everybody okay?
**[19:13] ---**
Somehow I am.
**[19:14] ---**
As for me, I am here.
**[19:16] ---**
Or, like, narrow escape?
**[19:18] ---**
Uruu is...
**[19:21] ---**
Uruu is gone?
**[19:23] ---**
What happened?
**[19:26] ---**
Isn't that... Alisa-chan?
**[19:29] ---**
If that Thought Absorption Entity
can transform into anything at all,
**[19:34] ---**
then we thought it may also become
a soul for Alisa, who is a doll.
**[19:41] ---**
However... being a doll,
Alisa's thoughts are incomplete.
**[19:46] ---**
And so, it disappeared.
**[19:48] ---**
No, it looks like it hasn't disappeared.
**[19:56] ---**
Gero? My Zock!
**[19:59] ---**
Why?
**[20:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, that's...
**[20:02] ---**
What the Thought Absorption Entity
manifested.
**[20:05] ---**
Gero? Uruu became this, sir?
**[20:09] ---**
What is going on?
**[20:11] ---**
The moment Uruu's beam hit,
I thought strongly...
**[20:18] ---**
...that humans are imperfect anyway,
**[20:22] ---**
and we'll never be able
to maintain perfect order.
**[20:25] ---**
In fact, it's more human for things
to be a little out-of-sync.
**[20:30] ---**
And you say that thought reached it?
**[20:34] ---**
I don't know why it chose this, though.
**[20:36] ---**
Well, anyway!
**[20:38] ---**
It's good to see that my Zock is back, sir!
**[20:42] ---**
G-Gero!
**[20:44] ---**
A-Alisa-chan?
**[20:45] ---**
L-Lady Alisa!
**[20:47] ---**
Gero! My Zock!!
**[20:51] ---**
This is surely...
**[20:54] ---**
...humanity.
**[20:58] ---**
Hu...manity?
**[21:01] ---**
Huh? What?
**[21:03] ---**
Why is my Zock humanity?
**[21:07] ---**
Why?
**[21:11] ---**
Humanity...
**[21:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:16] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:19] ---**
We rely on "time" and
"the calendar" constantly.
**[21:19] ---**
Hey, Momocchi!
**[21:20] ---**
Thank goodness, Tama-chan!
**[21:22] ---**
Perhaps, the hands of the clock
being ever-so-slightly off...
**[21:26] ---**
...is more fitting for us as humans.
**[21:31] ---**
Well, then, goodbye... goodbye...
**[21:33] ---**
Goodbye...
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
***SIGN*** Grand Operation Ear Day!
**[23:07] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:08] ---**
Corporal Giroro here.
**[23:09] ---**
If you could have just one wish,
**[23:12] ---**
what would you wish for?
**[23:13] ---**
Wha?
**[23:13] ---**
Tell me, Giroro.
**[23:15] ---**
W-Well...
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that. Where are my ears?
**[23:23] ---**
"Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir?"
**[23:27] ---**
"Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E201 - Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir? / Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZEJ3K/giroro-march-3rd-is-ear-day-sir--keroros-no-the-womens-battle-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:31] ---**
March 3rd is, of course, Girls' Day,
***SIGN*** March 3rd 3/3 (Mi/Mi)
**[01:35] ---**
but did you know that
because "3/3" is "mi/mi,"
***SIGN*** Mimi (Ear)
**[01:39] ---**
it is also "Mimi" (Ear) Day?
**[01:41] ---**
Gero geeero.
**[01:46] ---**
Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir?
**[01:51] ---**
Invading with ear-cleaning?
**[01:54] ---**
Yes. We will take advantage of how good
it feels to have your ears cleaned,
**[01:58] ---**
turn those Pekoponians into softies,
**[02:00] ---**
and attack with our full force
when their guard is weak!
**[02:03] ---**
And then move straight to invasion, sir!
**[02:05] ---**
Ear-cleaning?
**[02:07] ---**
It's only ear-cleaning.
Is it really going to go that smoothly?
**[02:10] ---**
Well, you'd be surprised!
**[02:13] ---**
This is *amazing*, you know?
**[02:15] ---**
Ah... Lady Mois... a little to the left...
**[02:18] ---**
As for me, I feel kind of happy
while I'm cleaning your ears.
**[02:23] ---**
Or, like, fully absorbed?
**[02:24] ---**
Grrr!
**[02:26] ---**
Nin, nin.
**[02:28] ---**
It is true. Ear-cleaning is not
merely about the cleansing, but is also
**[02:31] ---**
important communication between lovers,
parents and children, husbands and wives.
**[02:36] ---**
It is a heartwarming act by which
we reach out to one another.
**[02:41] ---**
It would not be peculiar for one's
sense of caution to be undone.
**[02:44] ---**
Hmph! I care not for this
wet blanket of an act!
**[02:54] ---**
What is... this feeling?!
**[03:07] ---**
Ohhh... yeeees!
**[03:10] ---**
Yessss!
**[03:16] ---**
Seems very effective.
**[03:18] ---**
So!
**[03:20] ---**
Commence Grand Operation Ear Day, sir!
***SIGN*** Grand Operation Ear Day!
**[03:32] ---**
Spread Earscratsky particles!
**[03:34] ---**
Click to your heart!
**[03:52] ---**
You crashed into me!
**[03:54] ---**
It was your fault for not
getting out of the way!
**[03:56] ---**
What?!
**[03:57] ---**
Oh, you wanna fight, huh?!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo City Police Dept.
**[04:14] ---**
Why don't you just confess?
**[04:16] ---**
Hmph!
**[04:21] ---**
You did it, didn't you?
**[04:23] ---**
I did...
**[04:24] ---**
I want my ears done, too!
**[04:31] ---**
I don't want this trip home from school
with Fuyuki-kun to go to waste!
**[04:44] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[04:47] ---**
I... really badly...
**[04:49] ---**
...want to...
**[04:51] ---**
...want to...
**[04:53] ---**
...clean his ears!
**[04:55] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[04:56] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:58] ---**
Please! Scratch my ears!
**[05:01] ---**
With pleasure!
**[05:05] ---**
That feels so good...
**[05:07] ---**
Oh... I could die happy now!
**[05:12] ---**
How formidable.
**[05:13] ---**
I never expected it to go this well.
**[05:16] ---**
It's going so smoothly, it's scary, sir!
**[05:18] ---**
It is super-duper effective!
**[05:20] ---**
I am greatly in favor of such operations
which bring people happiness.
**[05:25] ---**
Or, like, smoothly sailing?
**[05:30] ---**
When you inhale those Earscratsky particles,
**[05:33] ---**
people split into those who want to have their
ears cleaned, and those who want to do it.
**[05:37] ---**
And both those who do and
those who have it done
**[05:41] ---**
are easily turned into softies
by the pleasant feeling!
**[05:47] ---**
Gero gero gero. Well, Corporal Giroro?
**[05:50] ---**
I imagine you have no complaints
about this operation, sir?
**[05:53] ---**
Y-You're right, this one
does seem like it'll work...
**[05:56] ---**
So!
**[05:58] ---**
We will dramatically expand the distribution
area of the Earscratsky particles!
**[06:02] ---**
Everyone split up, and spread
them all around Pekopon, sir!
**[06:06] ---**
Roger!
**[06:31] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[06:41] ---**
Natsumi!
**[06:43] ---**
Ah... Giroro...
**[06:44] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[06:46] ---**
I... I kind of...
**[06:48] ---**
...really want to clean someone's ears.
**[06:52] ---**
I... I see...
**[06:54] ---**
Natsumi's been affected by
the Earscratsky particles.
**[06:57] ---**
Come on, Giroro... Please...
**[07:00] ---**
Let me... clean your ears.
**[07:03] ---**
Clean your ears. Clean your ears.
Clean your ears.
**[07:11] ---**
Does it feel good?
**[07:12] ---**
Yeah...
**[07:14] ---**
It's amazing.
***SIGN*** lap lap lap
**[07:17] ---**
Lap... Natsumi's lap...
**[07:21] ---**
Natsumi's lap...
**[07:23] ---**
Giroro!
**[07:25] ---**
Come on, please? It's okay, right?
**[07:28] ---**
B-But...
**[07:30] ---**
...it will defeat the point if the ones conducting
the operation are themselves caught by it.
**[07:35] ---**
That said...
**[07:36] ---**
Natsumi's lap... Natsumi's lap!
**[07:40] ---**
Natsumi's lap... Natsumi's lap...
**[07:44] ---**
No!
**[07:46] ---**
I am a soldier!
**[07:48] ---**
You cannot clean my ears!
**[07:50] ---**
What? Why?!
**[07:56] ---**
Ah! Saburo-senpai!
**[07:59] ---**
Please let me clean your ears!
**[08:01] ---**
What?!
**[08:02] ---**
Saburo! He wants to have
his ears cleaned, too?!
**[08:08] ---**
Ah... wait!
**[08:11] ---**
Don't do it! Natsumi!
**[08:23] ---**
I want to clean his ears!
**[08:44] ---**
I will protect Natsumi's lap!
**[08:57] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[08:58] ---**
What is the meaning of this, sir?
**[09:01] ---**
A marvelous plan like this one
**[09:03] ---**
doesn't come around every day, you know!
**[09:05] ---**
You'd better not be planning to hinder it!
**[09:10] ---**
Ge...ro...
**[09:13] ---**
Gero...
**[09:16] ---**
I care not for this
wet blanket of an operation.
***SIGN*** Earscratsky Particle Control Machine
**[09:26] ---**
If I just destroy that...
**[09:29] ---**
What?
**[09:30] ---**
Intruder present. Begin removal.
**[09:41] ---**
Invader. Why do you obstruct me?
**[09:45] ---**
As long as the humans are
engaged in ear-cleaning,
**[09:47] ---**
they will not fight with one another,
**[09:49] ---**
and will be able to remain happy.
**[09:55] ---**
I won't let him have her lap...
**[09:58] ---**
I won't let him win!
**[10:02] ---**
Not him!!
**[10:11] ---**
I've done it, Natsumi!
**[10:20] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:25] ---**
What... happened to me?
**[10:37] ---**
Sorry!
**[10:39] ---**
N-No...
**[10:40] ---**
It was my fault.
**[10:42] ---**
I'm so lucky I had this chance
to bond with Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:46] ---**
But... why ear cleaning?
**[10:49] ---**
Thus, by Corporal Giroro's fine performance,
**[10:52] ---**
Natsumi-chan's lap was
defended at all costs.
**[10:56] ---**
However!
**[10:58] ---**
Ohhh! Yessss!
**[11:03] ---**
Has the effect of the Earscratsky
particles not disappeared?
**[11:07] ---**
Well, I'm pretty sure it has, but...
**[11:11] ---**
Maybe... he's doing it on purpose?
**[11:15] ---**
Ear cleaning is fun!
**[11:26] ---**
The infinite universe.
**[11:28] ---**
Many mysterious treasures exist therein.
***SIGN*** Toramon Ball (Tigergate Ball)
**[11:33] ---**
Among them is that orb known
as the "Toramon Ball."
***SIGN*** Wish Fulfillment
**[11:37] ---**
It is said that he who obtains it will
have any wish he desires granted.
**[11:44] ---**
Here, these women were on the verge of a heated
battle to make the Toramon Ball their own.
**[11:51] ---**
Gero... and my place in this episode is...?
**[11:57] ---**
Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!
***SIGN*** WARNING
**[12:26] ---**
The Toramon Ball will be mine!
**[12:30] ---**
Natsumi-san, too?
**[12:31] ---**
I cannot allow that!
**[12:33] ---**
The Toramon Ball is mine!
**[13:03] ---**
I can never hand this over to anyone!
**[13:11] ---**
If I just have this, Fuyuki-kun and I can...!
**[13:14] ---**
Hold it! I'm taking that!
**[13:17] ---**
No!
**[13:20] ---**
If I just have this,
Saburo-senpai and I can...!
**[13:23] ---**
I won't let you have the Toramon Ball!
**[13:34] ---**
If I just have this, Uncle and I can...!
**[13:37] ---**
Or, like, double romance?
**[13:47] ---**
If I just have that orb,
Natsumi-san and I can...!
**[13:52] ---**
I'm sorry. I'm taking this.
**[13:57] ---**
The Toramon Ball...
**[13:59] ---**
...will be mine!
**[14:06] ---**
I won't let you get away!
**[14:09] ---**
You're not bad.
**[14:11] ---**
Oryyaaaaa!
**[14:18] ---**
Sorry.
**[14:23] ---**
If I just have this, my skin
will be smooth again...!
**[14:28] ---**
Please give the ball back, old lady!
***SIGN*** Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady
**[14:30] ---**
Old lady... old lady...
old lady... old lady...
**[14:33] ---**
Old lady... old lady...
***SIGN*** Purusnap
**[14:39] ---**
Wh-What was that sound?
**[14:41] ---**
It sounded like something snapping.
**[14:44] ---**
Old lady...? Isn't saying
that against the rules?
**[14:48] ---**
Oh, sure, all you girls are young and
have tight skin that repels water...
**[14:52] ---**
That's why I've been thinking about anti-aging
and making sure I live up to my name.
**[14:56] ---**
That's why I'm acting like
a petty thief here.
**[14:58] ---**
In the first place, I don't think being
younger is always better, you know?
**[15:00] ---**
I wish people would stop discriminating
against people based on age, for goodness's sake.
**[15:04] ---**
It's all about how young you feel, isn't it?
**[15:06] ---**
Ah!
**[15:07] ---**
Please, wait!
**[15:08] ---**
Stop it!
**[15:09] ---**
No! I won't let go until I have the ball!
**[15:12] ---**
Hand it over!
**[15:18] ---**
Let go!
**[15:19] ---**
This is mine!
**[15:24] ---**
Ahh... Sarge, what on Earth is happening?
**[15:27] ---**
How did it end up like this?
**[15:29] ---**
Gero...
**[15:31] ---**
The battle had already
started back then, sir...
**[15:36] ---**
Early this afternoon, a Tenkaichi Popular
Song Tournament was held at Side 6.
***SIGN*** Tenkaichi Popular Song Tournament
**[15:42] ---**
Natsumi and the others participated
as an idol unit with me as their producer,
**[15:46] ---**
"More Peach Summer Snow & Pururu."
**[15:49] ---**
They succesfully took the Grand Prix!
**[15:52] ---**
Their prize was a Toramon Ball,
said to be able to grant just one wish.
**[15:59] ---**
Of course, as the producer,
I was the one who received it.
***SIGN*** More Peach Summer Snow & Pururu
***SIGN*** Producer
**[16:04] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:05] ---**
If I just have this, the invasion
of Pekopon will be as easy as pie!
**[16:09] ---**
However, as fate would have it,
***SIGN*** Girl-Exclusive
**[16:11] ---**
the Toramon Ball was girl-exclusive.
**[16:13] ---**
In other words, it would only
grant the wishes of girls, sir.
**[16:18] ---**
There was nothing I could do, so I decided
to give it to one of the members, sir.
**[16:23] ---**
They all tried to offer it to each other,
**[16:25] ---**
and none of them would take it, sir!
**[16:29] ---**
So, I took it into safekeeping myself
for the time being, sir.
**[16:37] ---**
But ultimately,
**[16:38] ---**
it looks like everyone had their eyes
on that Toramon Ball, sir.
**[16:42] ---**
Senpai, is borscht tasty?
**[16:44] ---**
I'll make you a tasty one sometime.
**[16:47] ---**
We're not talking about borscht!
**[16:50] ---**
This is never gonna end!
**[16:53] ---**
Paul! Bring out the Super Armor!
**[16:56] ---**
Roger!
**[16:57] ---**
Prepare to fire Super Armor!
Target, milady Momoka!
**[17:01] ---**
Fire!
**[17:10] ---**
Super Armor... Set Up!
**[17:29] ---**
I'll blow you all to pieces!
**[17:31] ---**
Hand it over!
**[17:32] ---**
Momoka...
**[17:34] ---**
...Impact!
**[17:36] ---**
Gero!
**[17:36] ---**
No!
**[17:53] ---**
Yes!
**[17:54] ---**
Hey! You mustn't teleport our platoon's
inventory without permission, sir!
**[17:58] ---**
Is there a problem?
**[18:01] ---**
Oh, no...
**[18:02] ---**
What belongs to the platoon belongs
to everyone, after all, sir.
**[18:05] ---**
Please, use it freely.
**[18:06] ---**
Go get 'em, Natsumi!
**[18:11] ---**
Natsumi-san, you're amazing!
**[18:14] ---**
Sorry, girls! It's all over!
**[18:20] ---**
Not so fast!
**[18:29] ---**
Momoka Impact!
**[18:43] ---**
Now I'm mad!
**[18:50] ---**
Hey... now!
**[18:52] ---**
Got it!
**[18:58] ---**
Yes!
**[19:01] ---**
I'll take that!
**[19:03] ---**
You aren't getting away!
**[19:05] ---**
Oryaaaaa!
**[19:11] ---**
Owwww...
**[19:12] ---**
Nice!
**[19:14] ---**
You're so mean, old lady!
***SIGN*** Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady
**[19:35] ---**
I don't know what it is,
but whatever it is, I've got it!
**[19:38] ---**
Let's see if I can eat it!
**[19:43] ---**
He carried it away...
**[19:47] ---**
I'm so sorry, everybody!
**[19:49] ---**
No... It's my fault, too.
**[19:53] ---**
I'm ashamed, as well.
**[19:55] ---**
Doing something like that...
I'm really sorry.
**[19:59] ---**
Knowing it was a ball that
could grant any wish,
**[20:02] ---**
I was strange, too.
**[20:04] ---**
I truly am sorry.
**[20:05] ---**
Or, like, deeply regret?
**[20:10] ---**
But somehow, I feel a lot more at ease
now that ball's gone.
**[20:14] ---**
You're right!
**[20:15] ---**
In the end, maybe this was for the best?
**[20:18] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[20:26] ---**
O moon, please grant my brother's wishes.
**[20:31] ---**
I don't mind about myself...
**[20:34] ---**
Please... grant my brother's wishes.
**[20:37] ---**
Hmmmm.
**[20:39] ---**
I can't think of any new ways
to use storage units!
***SIGN*** Gate
**[20:59] ---**
Thy wish... is granted.
**[21:05] ---**
B-Brother!
**[21:08] ---**
I thought of something!
**[21:12] ---**
Lavie! I thought of a new way
to use storage units!
**[21:17] ---**
Great for you, brother!
**[21:21] ---**
And then you do this! And then this!
**[21:25] ---**
Wow! You're as amazing as ever, brother!
**[21:32] ---**
What would you all wish for?
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
Shurara's Oshigotonin Corps members
are a source of constant trouble!
**[23:13] ---**
Seven have appeared so far,
**[23:15] ---**
but I repelled every last
one of them, sir!
**[23:18] ---**
Well, I'd say things are going to be
a walk in the park at this rate!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO Sergeant Keroro-sama
**[23:21] ---**
Never mind that. Gero!
What is this huge crisis?!
**[23:26] ---**
"Keroro: Fierce Battle!
The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!"
**[23:30] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E202 - Keroro: Fierce Battle! The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2D7PV/keroro-fierce-battle-the-final-oshigotonin-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:32] ---**
The Hissatsu Oshigotonin Shurara Corps
resolves unresolvable grudges.
**[01:35] ---**
Yet they have failed countless times
to wipe out the Keroro Platoon,
**[01:40] ---**
and the wrath of their boss, Shurara,
is reaching an apex!
**[01:46] ---**
Shuraraaaaa! Whyyyyyy!
**[01:50] ---**
Why, though it is March, do those fools
of the Keroro Platoon not coooooome to me?
**[01:56] ---**
I expected them at the New Year,
**[01:58] ---**
or else still to come waltzing in
during January, and yet whyyyyy?
**[02:03] ---**
Why do they not appeeeeear?
**[02:07] ---**
Umm... I'm afraid I don't quite
understand what you mean...
**[02:11] ---**
You will know soon!
**[02:13] ---**
On your waaaay, Great Avalanche Yukiki!
**[02:17] ---**
Go and teach those fooools a lessssson!
**[02:24] ---**
It will be in good hands.
**[02:26] ---**
Yukikikikiki...
**[02:31] ---**
Keroro: Fierce Battle!
The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!
**[02:41] ---**
It's early spring,
and yet the mornings are still so cold.
**[02:50] ---**
You dumbo!
**[02:51] ---**
Gero gero!
**[02:52] ---**
Are you awake now, Corporal Giroro?
**[02:55] ---**
Would you care for a battle
to wake yourself up?!
**[02:58] ---**
Hey! Stop that!
**[03:03] ---**
S-Snow?!
**[03:05] ---**
What in blazes is going on?
**[03:07] ---**
It doesn't happen often, but maybe
once every few years, we do get this.
**[03:11] ---**
Lots of snow out of season.
**[03:13] ---**
Is this the influence of Pekoponian warming?
**[03:15] ---**
Maybe so.
**[03:17] ---**
But it looks like that's
not the cause this time.
**[03:20] ---**
I mean, look.
**[03:21] ---**
What?! Are you saying snow
only fell on this one house?!
**[03:26] ---**
It might be the work of a Dark Race.
***SIGN*** Icicles
**[03:29] ---**
Perhaps the Strategic Weather Satellite
Komawari has broken down.
**[03:33] ---**
So? This is your doing, isn't it?
**[03:36] ---**
You probably wanted to have a
snowball fight out-of-season.
**[03:38] ---**
How rude!
**[03:40] ---**
I've had it with being blamed for
everything under the sun, ma'am!
**[03:43] ---**
Y'want I should split yer head apart, uh?!
**[03:46] ---**
If it's not you guys, then who did it, huh?
**[03:49] ---**
That would be me.
**[03:51] ---**
In a place like that, a red daruma?
**[03:53] ---**
No, wait, a snow daruma.
**[03:55] ---**
When did that get there?
**[03:57] ---**
I've been here for some time,
I'll have you know.
**[04:00] ---**
Ge?! It talked?!
**[04:03] ---**
Another weird thing...
**[04:04] ---**
Let me guess... You are a Keronian!
**[04:07] ---**
Then, past experience would tell me...
you're one of those Hissatsu Oshigotonin?!
***SIGN*** Hissatsu Oshigotonin...?
**[04:11] ---**
Precisely.
**[04:14] ---**
I am Great Avalanche Yukiki!
***SIGN*** Great Avalanche Yukiki
**[04:20] ---**
Snow Bauer!
**[04:22] ---**
You two stay hidden!
**[04:24] ---**
R-Right!
**[04:26] ---**
Dreaming of White!
**[04:32] ---**
What?
**[04:33] ---**
Gero!
**[04:35] ---**
Now it's a freezing Keronian?!
**[04:37] ---**
No doubt they haven't learned their
lesson and are here for that again!
**[04:41] ---**
Yukikiki.
**[04:42] ---**
Corporal Giroro,
you are indeed quick, as rumored.
**[04:46] ---**
Now, why don't you peaceably
hand over that Keron Star?
**[04:51] ---**
I... I shall not, sir!
**[04:54] ---**
Oho.
**[04:55] ---**
Are you sure? I'll freeze you solid.
**[04:58] ---**
More to the point,
**[05:00] ---**
don't you think it's time
you guys just quit already?
**[05:02] ---**
What?
**[05:03] ---**
Geez. I don't know whose
orders you're following,
**[05:06] ---**
but do you think you could stop
picking fights with us already?
**[05:12] ---**
Discussion is pointless!
**[05:13] ---**
Now... let us stake your Keron Star
upon a game of this!
***SIGN*** Sumomo
***SIGN*** Battledore
**[05:17] ---**
Battledore!
**[05:20] ---**
A game?
**[05:21] ---**
O-Of battledore?
**[05:24] ---**
Pffft!
**[05:28] ---**
B-Battledore, nowadays?!
**[05:31] ---**
He's as out-of-touch with the times
as his look is out-of-season!
***SIGN*** Lucky
**[05:35] ---**
It's not the New Year!
**[05:37] ---**
Oh, really?
**[05:38] ---**
I thought it'd be fun.
**[05:40] ---**
Well, how about this one, then, lad?!
***SIGN*** Space Snakes And Ladders
***SIGN*** Snakes And Ladders
**[05:42] ---**
Snakes and ladders!
**[05:44] ---**
It's the wrong time of year for that, too!
**[05:46] ---**
It's not the New Year!
**[05:48] ---**
What? You don't care for this, either?
**[05:51] ---**
Then this!
***SIGN*** Fukuwarai
**[05:53] ---**
Fukuwarai!
**[05:54] ---**
The wrong time of year again!
**[05:56] ---**
It's not the New Year!
**[05:58] ---**
Very well!
***SIGN*** Kite Flying
**[06:02] ---**
This is horrible!
**[06:04] ---**
Always fly kites away from power lines.
**[06:06] ---**
In that case!
***SIGN*** Mochi Pounding
**[06:08] ---**
It's not...
**[06:09] ---**
...the New Year!
**[06:12] ---**
If this is how it's going to be...
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
***SIGN*** Lethal Weapon
**[06:15] ---**
Lethal Weapon: New Year's Money!
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[06:17] ---**
I said it is not frickin' New Y—
**[06:19] ---**
Gero!
**[06:19] ---**
Tama!
**[06:21] ---**
Oh... oh no!
**[06:26] ---**
Money...
**[06:28] ---**
Money...
**[06:28] ---**
Wait, Keroro! Are you going
to sell off the Keron Star?!
**[06:31] ---**
Yukikikiki...
**[06:33] ---**
Money...
**[06:34] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:36] ---**
Get ahold of yourself!
**[06:38] ---**
Money!
**[06:41] ---**
Nothing can be done about Mr. Sergeant
when he is blinded by money!
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
**[06:48] ---**
Sheesh.
**[06:50] ---**
I came to save you guys.
Even though no one called me.
**[06:52] ---**
When did you put...
**[06:54] ---**
Ta-da! The "Palm to the sun" Gun!
***SIGN*** "Palm to the sun" Gun
**[06:58] ---**
Okay, here we go, nyo!
Come out, Mr. Sunshine!
**[07:01] ---**
Brighty brighty sparkle!
**[07:10] ---**
Tama!
**[07:12] ---**
I'll punish you with this, nyo!
**[07:16] ---**
Tamaaaa!
**[07:19] ---**
Noooooo!
**[07:26] ---**
Punishment complete! Later, nyo!
**[07:29] ---**
G-Gero...
**[07:33] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[07:34] ---**
New Year's Money!
***SIGN*** one hundred million ten thousand yen
**[07:36] ---**
Gero? A fake...
**[07:39] ---**
Grrrrrr! Tricking me with fake money
is so cowardly, sir! Gero?
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[07:45] ---**
New Year's money... New Year's money, yes...
**[07:48] ---**
New Year's money, New Year's money...
New Year's money...
**[07:54] ---**
I totally forgot!!
**[07:58] ---**
It's a disaster! A disaster it is!
**[08:00] ---**
New Year's money!
**[08:02] ---**
H-H-Hey! What's wrong, Keroro?!
**[08:07] ---**
Good... That's good.
**[08:10] ---**
Master Shurara, I have done my part!
**[08:15] ---**
Where'd they go, where'd they go?!
***SIGN*** Sargeant Sergeant Keroro-sama
**[08:19] ---**
There they are!
**[08:20] ---**
Ah, New Year's cards!
**[08:22] ---**
I never checked whether I'd won the
New Year's lottery drawing, sir!
**[08:28] ---**
That was close, super close!
**[08:30] ---**
And that's what made you so desperate?
**[08:33] ---**
Among the gifts you can
choose for second-place,
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Full Set of my Dreams
**[08:36] ---**
there's a full set of Gundam models!
**[08:39] ---**
Wow, that too?
**[08:41] ---**
Oh!
***SIGN*** 2008 New Year's Lottery Numbers 1st - Dream Trip to Hawaii, 1 night 3 days 2nd - Choice of Gift Certificates 3rd - Lucky Feng Shui Set 4th - New Year's Stamp Sheet
**[08:42] ---**
There're the winning numbers!
***SIGN*** Sargeant Sergeant Keroro-sama
**[08:44] ---**
I only got five this year.
**[08:48] ---**
But I must have won for sure, sir!
**[08:50] ---**
There it is! His baseless confidence!
***SIGN*** - A few minutes later -
**[08:54] ---**
Nothing on this one.
**[08:56] ---**
Nothing on this one, either.
**[08:58] ---**
Or this one, or this one!
**[08:59] ---**
Ahhhh! None of them is winning!
**[09:02] ---**
Is there actually anyone
who wins these things?!
**[09:05] ---**
Rassin' frassin'! Frassin' rassin'!
Rass frass! Frass rass!
**[09:05] ---**
That's what I'm trying to tell you...
It's not so easy to win...
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro-sama
**[09:09] ---**
The last one... isn't a winner, either.
***SIGN*** Please keep safe; do not tear off the number.
**[09:12] ---**
No, wait...
**[09:14] ---**
The last two digits are 57...
**[09:17] ---**
Gero...
**[09:19] ---**
Gero.
**[09:21] ---**
Gero...
**[09:23] ---**
Gero!
**[09:25] ---**
It's a winner!
**[09:27] ---**
It's a winner, sir!
**[09:28] ---**
What? For real?
***SIGN*** Congratulations
***SIGN*** 4th - New Year's Stamp Sheet
**[09:31] ---**
4th prize, a New Year's stamp sheet!
**[09:34] ---**
That's... kind of iffy.
**[09:36] ---**
Oh, right!
**[09:38] ---**
I have to thank the person who
gave me this New Year's card!
**[09:41] ---**
Uhh... the sender is...
**[09:44] ---**
Gero!!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro-sama
**[09:46] ---**
Th-This New Year's card is from...
***SIGN*** Happy New Year, Sergeant Keroro. This year, the Keroro Platoon will get what's been coming to it. Representative of the Shurara Corps, Shurara.
**[09:51] ---**
Happy New Year, Sergeant Keroro.
**[09:54] ---**
This year, the Keroro Platoon
will get what's been coming to it.
**[09:57] ---**
Representative of the
Shurara Corps, Shuraraaaaa.
**[10:01] ---**
I can't believe the sender
of my winning postcard
**[10:04] ---**
was Shurara.
**[10:06] ---**
How am I supposed to feel now, sir?
**[10:09] ---**
Seriously, though, he actually bothered
to send me a New Year's card?
**[10:12] ---**
He must have a lot of time on his hands, sir.
**[10:15] ---**
He's even politely written his address!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro-sama, Inner-Tokyo, Tokyo Shurara, 235 Yamashita-chou, Naka-ku, Inner-Tokyo
**[10:19] ---**
235 Yamashita-chou,
Naka-ku, Inner-Tokyo.
**[10:24] ---**
He lives right nearby!
**[10:26] ---**
Dear me.
**[10:28] ---**
I didn't notice until just
this very moment, sir.
**[10:31] ---**
Huh? Which means...
**[10:35] ---**
Now we know where they are,
**[10:38] ---**
we'll charge right in and
finish this up once and for all, sir!
**[10:41] ---**
The tide is rising!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[10:45] ---**
Through a spontaneous turn of events,
Sergeant Keroro resolved to invade the enemy base!
**[10:49] ---**
But will he be able to take down Shurara,
as per the operation?
**[10:53] ---**
To be continued in part B!
**[10:57] ---**
Sarge's platoon headed for Shurara's hideout,
guided by the address on his New Year's card.
**[11:02] ---**
What events lie ahead of him?
**[11:05] ---**
235, 235...
**[11:06] ---**
Oh, there it is, sir!
**[11:10] ---**
That's the hideout of the Shurara Corps?
**[11:12] ---**
He has integrity to hand us a New Year's
card with his address written on it.
**[11:16] ---**
We've won!
**[11:18] ---**
Even Shurara cannot be expecting that
he'd be attacked by us right now, sir!
***SIGN*** Hellooooo...
**[11:27] ---**
Hello?
**[11:29] ---**
It looks like no one is around.
**[11:31] ---**
He may have already moved out...
**[11:34] ---**
Did you skip town, sir?
**[11:38] ---**
Gero!
**[11:40] ---**
Geroooo!
**[11:43] ---**
Gero.
**[11:49] ---**
Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
**[11:51] ---**
Gero.
**[11:52] ---**
I have been waiting for you,
men of the Keroro Platoon!
**[11:55] ---**
Th-That voice!
**[11:57] ---**
A-yes! I am the boss of the Hissatsu
Oshigotonin Shurara Corps, Shuraraaaaa!
**[12:04] ---**
Tch! So the address you wrote on
the New Year's card was a trap?!
**[12:08] ---**
Indeed!
**[12:10] ---**
And yet, and yet, though I waited
in patience, you did not appeeeear.
**[12:14] ---**
Which is why I sent Yukiki!
**[12:18] ---**
To suuuubtly make you notice that the
card had the address written on it!
**[12:23] ---**
Suuuubtly make me notice?
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
***SIGN*** Lethal Weapon
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[12:27] ---**
Ah! It was because that snowman
showed me the New Year's money
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
***SIGN*** one hundred million ten thousand yen
**[12:31] ---**
that I remembered about
the New Year's cards, sir!
**[12:36] ---**
Which means... I fell right into his trap?
**[12:39] ---**
Shurara-dono! Show yourself!
**[12:42] ---**
We'll finally finish you off today, sir!
**[12:45] ---**
No, it is I who will finish off youuuuuuu!
***SIGN*** Guwaaaaan
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[12:48] ---**
Get them, Kagege!
**[12:51] ---**
Understood.
**[12:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[12:53] ---**
Gero?
**[12:54] ---**
The shadow that creeps close
from nowhere in particular...
**[12:58] ---**
The final bastion of the Shurara Corps!
***SIGN*** Kagege
**[13:00] ---**
You face me, Kagege!
**[13:03] ---**
Yet another queer one's come out.
**[13:05] ---**
Hmph! We are five, and he is one!
***SIGN*** 5 people
***SIGN*** 1 person
**[13:09] ---**
The winner of this battle is obvious, sir!
**[13:11] ---**
Nay! I am not alone!
**[13:14] ---**
Experience the full terror
of my shadow attacks!
***SIGN*** Assassin Super Magic
**[13:20] ---**
Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Clones!
***SIGN*** Shadow Clones
**[13:25] ---**
Kagegegege...
**[13:27] ---**
You are finished, Sergeant Keroro.
**[13:29] ---**
Assassin... Super Magic!
**[13:32] ---**
Gero? What shadow clones, sir!
**[13:35] ---**
There's not a single clone to be—
**[13:37] ---**
No, wait! There they are!
**[13:40] ---**
Our shadows!
**[13:41] ---**
I have one, too!
**[13:43] ---**
Huh? And who might you be?
**[13:45] ---**
Hand over...
**[13:47] ---**
...the Keron Star, sir.
**[13:49] ---**
N-No, sir!
**[13:51] ---**
I will not, sir!
**[13:53] ---**
Hand it over, sir!
**[13:55] ---**
Keroro!
**[13:56] ---**
I won't let you interfere.
**[13:59] ---**
You're just a shadow!
**[14:01] ---**
Take this... poison waves!
**[14:04] ---**
No, you use 'em like this!
**[14:10] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[14:12] ---**
I'm the original!
**[14:18] ---**
Flying Blade Formation: Hostile Surroundings!
**[14:25] ---**
Kagege, could you be...?
**[14:28] ---**
It is so. I am a failed member of the
Red Assassins, just as you and Shurara.
**[14:33] ---**
I recall vying against your former superior Jirara
many a time, with our shadow attacks.
**[14:37] ---**
I thought as much.
**[14:39] ---**
You do not have the time for such banter!
**[14:42] ---**
Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri!
**[14:45] ---**
Good grief!
**[14:47] ---**
Why do we have to get dragged into
things like this every single time?
**[14:51] ---**
And...
**[14:53] ---**
...what on Earth is this?
**[14:57] ---**
That's Keroro-kun's
Pekoponian suit, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Chilled
Banana Crab Garden
**[15:02] ---**
Pururu-chan!
**[15:04] ---**
Hello.
**[15:06] ---**
The old type of suit is
so inconvenient, isn't it?
**[15:08] ---**
You have to keep on washing them.
**[15:11] ---**
They cause me some trouble!
**[15:13] ---**
That stupid frog, I'm going to give him
what-for when he gets back!
**[15:18] ---**
Isn't Keroro-kun here?
**[15:19] ---**
Did you want him for something?
***SIGN*** Chilled Banana Crab Garden
**[15:22] ---**
I bought some souvenirs that
I was hoping to give him.
**[15:25] ---**
Souvenirs?
**[15:26] ---**
Yep. I took a little trip to a hot spring.
**[15:29] ---**
A smooth-skin rejuvenation beauty package!
**[15:33] ---**
Rejuvenation...
**[15:36] ---**
Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
**[15:38] ---**
No, sir!
**[15:40] ---**
Completely exhaust yourselves in endless
messy combat with your own clones!
**[15:46] ---**
Kagegege...
**[15:48] ---**
There's no end to this.
**[15:50] ---**
Then why not try swapping opponents?
**[15:53] ---**
Nin! I had not considered that possibility!
**[15:55] ---**
Okay! Let's all shuffle up quickly!
***SIGN*** Tamama vs. Shadow Giroro
***SIGN*** Giroro vs. Shadow Kululu
***SIGN*** Kululu vs. Shadow Tamama
***SIGN*** Dororo vs. Shadow Keroro
***SIGN*** Keroro vs. Shadow Dororo
**[16:04] ---**
En garde!
**[16:05] ---**
L-Let's not get into fights for no benefit,
Dororo's shadow-kun.
**[16:10] ---**
The time for words is over!
**[16:11] ---**
Ah, wait, time out!
**[16:12] ---**
Dororo, some people say that
you fade into the background,
**[16:18] ---**
and I see now that it's true, sir.
**[16:20] ---**
F-Fade into the background...?
***SIGN*** Fade into the background...?
***SIGN*** Solid
**[16:23] ---**
Ah! It is true!
***SIGN*** Transparent
**[16:25] ---**
Dororo-senpai's shadow is the only one
you can see the background through!
**[16:28] ---**
Y-You're horrible, Keroro-kun...
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[16:31] ---**
I would never have noticed
if you had not told me!
**[16:34] ---**
Ohh! My offhand remark has
knocked out Dororo's shadow!
**[16:38] ---**
Also the real one.
**[16:42] ---**
And I'll do the same to you guys!
**[16:45] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[16:47] ---**
S.W.A.L.K.!
**[16:55] ---**
Did we get 'em?
**[16:58] ---**
What?!
**[16:59] ---**
We are shadow.
**[17:01] ---**
As long as there is light, we are immortal.
**[17:05] ---**
As long as there is light?
**[17:07] ---**
I've got it!
**[17:08] ---**
What?!
**[17:10] ---**
You're finished!
**[17:15] ---**
O-Oh, no!
**[17:17] ---**
Geroooo!
***SIGN*** Trauma
**[17:23] ---**
So mean...
**[17:25] ---**
Wh-What? What happened?
**[17:27] ---**
Without light, he can't make shadow.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku ku...
**[17:32] ---**
But Kagege is still over there!
**[17:35] ---**
Erk!
**[17:36] ---**
All right! Let's teach him a lesson, sir!
**[17:39] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:40] ---**
Hiyeeeehh! Help meeee!
**[17:45] ---**
Get out here, Shurara!
**[17:47] ---**
Your Oshigotonin are finished!
**[17:51] ---**
Gero?
**[17:52] ---**
Th-These guys are...
**[17:53] ---**
Dolls! They are dolls!
**[17:58] ---**
But not just any dolls.
**[18:01] ---**
They were originally the real Oshigotonin
with whom you are all familiar!
***SIGN*** Trauma
Trauma
Trauma
Trauma
**[18:05] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:06] ---**
They babbled some balderdash about wanting to
wash their hands of this, so I had them *reborn.*
**[18:12] ---**
With the power of this Keromet.
**[18:14] ---**
Into a custom robot for me: Great Shurara!
**[18:23] ---**
Gero!
**[18:25] ---**
Now, why don't you hand over...
that Keron Staaaaar.
**[18:32] ---**
I did not even feel it!
**[18:34] ---**
Why not put up a fight
with Great Keron already?
**[18:37] ---**
In that case...
**[18:38] ---**
Keroro Robo, come here!
***SIGN*** Come Here
***SIGN*** Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Stores
**[18:48] ---**
Now, everyone! Fusion!
**[18:50] ---**
And he recovered from his trauma
at some point.
**[18:53] ---**
His personality changes when
he gets behind the wheel.
**[18:56] ---**
Well, okay then! Keroro Platoon,
join your hearts as one!
**[19:00] ---**
Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
**[19:03] ---**
Let's...
**[19:05] ---**
...Kerobine!
**[19:10] ---**
The greatest fusion in history!
**[19:12] ---**
Great Keron!
**[19:15] ---**
Commence counterattack!
**[19:17] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: One in Body an—
**[19:19] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[19:21] ---**
This time, we made sure
we can pilot it properly,
**[19:23] ---**
by going through hellish training!
**[19:26] ---**
Now is the time to show
the fruits of our effort!
**[19:31] ---**
Doryaaaa!
**[19:32] ---**
Got you!
**[19:38] ---**
I, too...
**[19:48] ---**
Did you see that?
The true power of Great Keron!
**[19:52] ---**
Gero?
**[19:56] ---**
So these are the results
of your training? My sides!
**[20:00] ---**
Now it is my turn!
**[20:06] ---**
Gero!
**[20:08] ---**
What's wrong, what's wrong,
little prettyyyyy?
**[20:11] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[20:15] ---**
All talk!
**[20:16] ---**
You people are lacking!
**[20:21] ---**
In what?!
**[20:23] ---**
I will answer that as your final request.
**[20:27] ---**
You lack... tenacity!
**[20:30] ---**
Tenacity?
**[20:32] ---**
I have been waiting for this day...
**[20:35] ---**
Sergeant Keroro...
The day I would take revenge on you!
**[20:39] ---**
Then... the one who ordered
for us to be wiped out was...
**[20:43] ---**
This is the end! Shurara Bomber!
**[20:50] ---**
Revenge... on me?
**[20:54] ---**
What's wrong, Keroro?
**[20:55] ---**
Detach, quickly!
**[20:58] ---**
On me?
**[21:09] ---**
Finally...
**[21:10] ---**
Finally this moment has come...
**[21:13] ---**
This moment that I have
waited for for so long!
**[21:18] ---**
I have it!
**[21:20] ---**
I have the Keron Star!
**[21:26] ---**
Shurara's formidable tenacity.
**[21:28] ---**
What on Earth will happen to Sarge and
the others, robbed of the Keron Star?!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:09] ---**
Gero! While I was passed out,
my precious Keron Star was...!
**[23:14] ---**
What's gonna happen to me?!
**[23:16] ---**
What's gonna happen to my platoon?
**[23:17] ---**
What's gonna happen to this program?!
**[23:20] ---**
Never mind that.
What's happened to the Keroro Robo?!
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!"
**[23:28] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E203 - Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ85VW/keroro-final-showdown-with-shurara-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:36] ---**
I got it! I got the Keron Star!
**[01:39] ---**
Now the Keroro Platoon will split up.
**[01:42] ---**
And from today, Sergeant Keroro
will be just an average Keronian.
**[01:51] ---**
Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!
**[01:57] ---**
G-Gero...
**[02:02] ---**
Gero?
**[02:05] ---**
It's gone... It's gone!
**[02:07] ---**
M-My Keron Star...
**[02:10] ---**
The proof of me being commander is gone!
**[02:13] ---**
What?!
**[02:14] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[02:18] ---**
Since Sergeant Keroro has lost his
qualification to be commander,
**[02:21] ---**
the Keroro Platoon will be stricken
from the records of the Keron Army.
**[02:25] ---**
In other words, I have just
wiped out the Keroro Platoon.
**[02:30] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:38] ---**
What is this?!
**[02:40] ---**
Double-sided tape!
**[02:42] ---**
Huh... The Keron Star was stuck on with tape?
**[02:46] ---**
Who does that?!
**[02:48] ---**
Then that Keron Star...
**[02:50] ---**
...is a fake?!
**[02:52] ---**
Y-You...
**[02:54] ---**
...tricked me!
**[02:58] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[03:00] ---**
...I got it dirty when I was
working on a Gundam model...
**[03:03] ---**
Gero-yikes!
**[03:06] ---**
...so I thought I'd throw it
in the washing machine...
***SIGN*** Double-sided Tape
**[03:08] ---**
...and put on a fake one in the meantime.
**[03:11] ---**
That totally slipped my mind.
**[03:15] ---**
In the washing machine, eh?
**[03:17] ---**
Then the true Keron Star
is in the Hinata house!
**[03:21] ---**
Gero! D-Did I say something I shouldn't have?
**[03:24] ---**
Yes!
**[03:26] ---**
Gero!
**[03:31] ---**
We must pursue him!
**[03:33] ---**
Hurry! Natsumi and the others are in danger!
**[03:35] ---**
G-Gero!
**[03:38] ---**
These bananas are delicious!
**[03:41] ---**
They're souvenirs from Pururu-chan.
**[03:42] ---**
She went to Bananacani Park.
**[03:45] ---**
Or, like, pleasant furlough?
**[03:47] ---**
Anyway, I wonder where
Keroro and the others went.
**[03:58] ---**
What the heck is this?!
**[04:02] ---**
My name is Shurara.
**[04:04] ---**
I am the leader of a group of ultimate
assassins, the Shurara Corps.
**[04:09] ---**
Shurara? Then...
**[04:11] ---**
It was you!
**[04:12] ---**
You're the one who sent
all those weirdos here!
**[04:17] ---**
Sis!
**[04:18] ---**
Where?! Where is it?!
**[04:22] ---**
Where's your washing machine?
**[04:24] ---**
Th-The washing machine is...
**[04:29] ---**
I just washed those,
and now they're filthy again!
**[04:33] ---**
Where?! Where is it?!
**[04:36] ---**
Not here! Not here! I don't see it anywhere!
**[04:39] ---**
Natsumi! Are you okay?!
**[04:42] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Everyone!
**[04:50] ---**
It's good to see that everyone's safe, sir!
**[04:52] ---**
And now for the washing machine...
**[04:56] ---**
The Keron Star isn't in here!
**[04:59] ---**
Gero?! Seriously?!
**[05:00] ---**
No, it has to be! It's gotta be in here!
**[05:03] ---**
Um, let's see... Gero?
**[05:06] ---**
Th-That's...
**[05:08] ---**
...a banana peel?!
**[05:09] ---**
In that instant, a fire was lit
under the sergeant's comedian soul.
**[05:14] ---**
It's calling me...
**[05:16] ---**
It's calling my name...
**[05:18] ---**
This is no time for that!
**[05:25] ---**
Gero? N-No...
**[05:27] ---**
This feeling...
**[05:29] ---**
What is this?!
**[05:33] ---**
K-Keron Star!
**[05:35] ---**
What?!
**[05:36] ---**
Gero!
**[05:40] ---**
You're not getting it!
**[05:45] ---**
H-He is fast!
**[05:47] ---**
You!
**[05:50] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[05:53] ---**
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
**[06:03] ---**
Halt!
**[06:07] ---**
Enough! You need to learn some manners!
**[06:09] ---**
You don't just pulverize a person's house!
**[06:12] ---**
A hypodermic needle?
**[06:14] ---**
Gero!
**[06:16] ---**
I got it!
**[06:18] ---**
You!
**[06:21] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[06:23] ---**
Gero!
**[06:34] ---**
Ow...
**[06:34] ---**
Pururu-chan!
**[06:35] ---**
Pururu-chan? It's you...
**[06:39] ---**
Y-You're Pururu-chan!
I... I don't believe it...
**[06:43] ---**
I never expected to meet you here...
**[06:46] ---**
Gero? You know Pururu-chan?
**[06:49] ---**
I do. I do. I know her well!
**[06:52] ---**
I've known her for years,
and years, and years!
**[06:59] ---**
That's right. Pururu-chan and I
**[07:02] ---**
were classmates at the
Keron Army Cadet Training School.
**[07:08] ---**
One day, long ago...
**[07:12] ---**
Oh, are you hurt?
**[07:14] ---**
I'll put a band-aid on.
**[07:18] ---**
I was on cloud nine.
**[07:21] ---**
However...
**[07:25] ---**
I got hurt, too!
**[07:28] ---**
Then I'll give you a shot, too.
**[07:30] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:32] ---**
Don't! Please!
**[07:33] ---**
Come back here!
**[07:35] ---**
At the time, I was plunged
into the depths of despair.
**[07:43] ---**
Then...
**[07:45] ---**
...maybe you're Shirara-kun?
**[07:47] ---**
Now that you mention it,
I remember a guy by that name.
**[07:50] ---**
Were you childhood friends with
Mr. Sergeant and the others?
**[07:53] ---**
Hmm, were we?
**[07:54] ---**
Hey!
**[07:55] ---**
That's right! I remember you, Shirara-kun!
**[07:59] ---**
Don't call me by that name!
**[08:01] ---**
Shirara no longer exists in this world.
**[08:06] ---**
Yes. I have been reborn.
**[08:12] ---**
Yes, it was on the day that I encountered
**[08:16] ---**
this Keromet.
**[08:21] ---**
It contained limitless hidden power.
**[08:25] ---**
I made an oath then.
**[08:28] ---**
That I would one day have
vengeance upon Keroro.
**[08:37] ---**
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
**[08:46] ---**
In order to settle a grudge
that I could not...
**[08:52] ---**
I see.
**[08:53] ---**
You formed a league of assassins
to get revenge on the commander.
**[08:58] ---**
Then the one who hired them to
eliminate the Keroro Platoon...
**[09:01] ---**
...was the boss himself, Shurara-dono.
**[09:04] ---**
In the end, it's Keroro's fault.
**[09:07] ---**
That's right! You're to blame,
Sergeant Keroro.
**[09:11] ---**
You!
**[09:15] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[09:17] ---**
Sergeant Keroro has made
a complete comeback, sir!
**[09:23] ---**
Give it up already!
**[09:25] ---**
Holding a grudge like that
after all these years...
**[09:29] ---**
You're just wasting your life.
**[09:31] ---**
Um...
**[09:32] ---**
Hey...
**[09:32] ---**
You need to turn over a new leaf
and start living a decent life.
***SIGN*** Dazed...
**[09:36] ---**
Silence!
**[09:38] ---**
Again! Again you make me look like a fool!
**[09:43] ---**
This will not stand!
I will not let this stand!
**[09:46] ---**
Gero! That Keromet...
**[09:48] ---**
For some reason,
it's shooting out rough sketches!
**[09:51] ---**
W-What is this?! What's going on?!
**[09:57] ---**
Shirara-kun?
**[09:58] ---**
Leave it to Mois!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[10:04] ---**
Armageddon!
**[10:05] ---**
One one-millionth!
**[10:13] ---**
Gero!
**[10:14] ---**
It keeps getting bigger!
**[10:16] ---**
It absorbed the energy of Armageddon?!
**[10:19] ---**
That woman made it even worse!
**[10:21] ---**
This is bad. This is very bad.
**[10:24] ---**
If we don't rocket him into space shortly,
**[10:27] ---**
Pekopon's gonna get eaten.
**[10:29] ---**
What?!
**[10:35] ---**
The Keron Army's special A class
dangerous object #21.
**[10:39] ---**
In other words, Keromet's real identity
**[10:41] ---**
is a planet-eater that has devoured planets
throughout the universe for eons.
**[10:46] ---**
Planet-eater?
**[10:48] ---**
Yes.
**[10:50] ---**
Together with the person it possessed,
this thing travels from planet to planet...
**[10:56] ---**
...and when it finds a delicious-looking world,
it reveals its true nature
**[10:59] ---**
and eats that planet whole!
**[11:01] ---**
I can't believe a dangerous object
like that was buried on Keron.
**[11:08] ---**
Knock it off! Calm down!
**[11:11] ---**
No matter what we do,
it intends to eat Pekopon!
**[11:14] ---**
Don't let go of it!
**[11:17] ---**
Roger!
**[11:30] ---**
Ouch...
**[11:32] ---**
Gero!
**[11:35] ---**
Gero?!
**[11:37] ---**
A-At this rate, Pekopon will be
eaten before we can invade it!
**[11:43] ---**
But not if we can help it!
**[11:46] ---**
Gero!
**[11:53] ---**
Gero!
**[11:55] ---**
Oh, no! We're in serious gero-trouble!
**[12:14] ---**
Gero...
**[12:19] ---**
Gero?!
**[12:25] ---**
G-Gero?!
**[12:27] ---**
Gero!
**[12:30] ---**
Gero!
**[12:32] ---**
Th-This is...
**[12:39] ---**
Gero?!
**[12:43] ---**
G-Gero?
**[12:49] ---**
Gero!
**[12:52] ---**
G-Gero...
**[12:55] ---**
Gero?
**[13:01] ---**
W-What is it?
**[13:06] ---**
W-What?!
**[13:14] ---**
The star performer makes
a grand entrance! Click!
**[13:24] ---**
W-What is this robot?!
**[13:26] ---**
Isn't it obvious? The latest,
strongest new type of robot,
**[13:29] ---**
developed to invade Pekopon!
**[13:31] ---**
And now, please listen to a song.
"The Guardian Dog Samba."
**[13:34] ---**
Guardian dog?!
If you had this the whole time,
**[13:37] ---**
why didn't you bring it out before?!
**[13:39] ---**
When Robot #1 is in a pinch,
**[13:41] ---**
Robot #2, a new type, comes flying in.
**[13:43] ---**
It is a convention of the robot genre!
**[13:46] ---**
You're really into this, huh, Dororo-kun?
**[13:51] ---**
For the sake of the world and all in it,
**[13:52] ---**
the Keroro Platoon will shatter
Keromet's unbridled ambition!
**[13:56] ---**
If you don't fear this gleaming Keron Star...
**[13:59] ---**
...come and get some!
**[14:03] ---**
Gero! It really is coming!
**[14:06] ---**
Naturally!
**[14:07] ---**
All right!
**[14:11] ---**
Keron Missiles!
**[14:25] ---**
Keron Punch!
**[14:36] ---**
Keron Fire!
**[14:44] ---**
Wow! It's totally strong!
Totally huge! An awesome robot!
**[14:49] ---**
Gero gero!
**[14:51] ---**
The way we're going,
we'll take it out in no time!
**[14:53] ---**
Wait, Keroro-kun!
**[14:54] ---**
Gero?
**[14:55] ---**
Shirara-kun...
**[14:57] ---**
Help Shirara-kun,
who's a prisoner inside there!
**[15:00] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[15:02] ---**
I guess Keromet swallowed him up?
**[15:05] ---**
Eyesight Identification Beam! Fire!
**[15:12] ---**
I have located Shirara-kun!
**[15:14] ---**
Now I remember! He's the one!
From the cadet training school!
**[15:17] ---**
You finally remember him?
**[15:19] ---**
He looks just as he did back then...
**[15:22] ---**
Probably the effect of Keromet,
which he always wore.
**[15:24] ---**
All right! Let's charge!
**[15:27] ---**
Kero Max, activated!
**[15:39] ---**
Turn right there! And then straight on!
**[15:41] ---**
Now left!
**[15:44] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[15:46] ---**
Are you watching my magnificent
piloting technique?!
**[15:49] ---**
Something's coming!
**[15:51] ---**
Gero?
**[15:51] ---**
Leave it to us!
**[15:53] ---**
Let's go!
**[16:01] ---**
What the...?!
**[16:02] ---**
I can't move!
**[16:04] ---**
It's Keromet's formidable security system!
**[16:07] ---**
This is no time to be impressed!
At this rate...
**[16:09] ---**
Commander-dono! Open!
**[16:11] ---**
Gero? Open, you mean...
**[16:14] ---**
...we can split apart?
**[16:16] ---**
Then...
**[16:19] ---**
Open Keroro!
**[16:38] ---**
Gero! Success!
**[16:41] ---**
And this is cool!
**[16:42] ---**
Mobility, attacking force, and defensive
capability have all been increased!
**[16:47] ---**
I see!
**[16:49] ---**
And the name is Keroro Robo Mark II, right?
**[16:52] ---**
We don't have time to stand around
marveling at it, Keroro!
**[16:54] ---**
Gero!
**[16:55] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[16:58] ---**
Hurry up and get Shirara-kun!
**[16:59] ---**
Roger Wilco, sir!
**[17:11] ---**
He's at the end of this passage!
**[17:14] ---**
The goal is right before us!
**[17:16] ---**
Gero!
**[17:18] ---**
Now you're annoying me! Enough!
**[17:23] ---**
Forbidden playtime!
**[17:31] ---**
Commander! Try pushing the
red button on the right.
**[17:34] ---**
Gero? Um...
**[17:35] ---**
This one?
**[17:42] ---**
Wow! It can do this, too?!
**[17:44] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! Hurry!
**[17:46] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[17:49] ---**
Gero!
**[17:55] ---**
Shurara!
**[17:57] ---**
I mean, Shirara!
**[17:59] ---**
I've come to save you! Hello?
**[18:02] ---**
Gero?
**[18:04] ---**
Sheesh! Fine time to take a nap!
**[18:10] ---**
The rescue mission is a success.
**[18:13] ---**
Gero!
**[18:17] ---**
Something's happening!
**[18:19] ---**
The defensive walls have activated!
**[18:21] ---**
It means to trap us in here!
**[18:24] ---**
Gero!
**[18:29] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:33] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[18:35] ---**
Pururu-chan!
**[18:38] ---**
Take care of Shirara, ma'am!
**[18:40] ---**
What about you?
**[18:41] ---**
I'm gonna kick that glutton's butt!
**[18:47] ---**
Keroro Robo Combination!
**[18:49] ---**
One!
**[18:50] ---**
Two!
**[18:51] ---**
Three!
**[18:52] ---**
Four!
**[18:52] ---**
Five!
**[18:53] ---**
Cross!
**[18:54] ---**
Pentagon!
**[19:17] ---**
Ultimate Combined God!
**[19:20] ---**
God Keron!
**[19:23] ---**
I've prepared something
I think you'll like, Commander!
**[19:30] ---**
Beam sabers,
just like with my Gundam models!
**[19:37] ---**
My beams...
**[19:39] ---**
...stretch out straight...
**[19:40] ---**
...to take you down...
**[19:42] ---**
...and shine brilliantly...
**[19:43] ---**
...by borrowing the power of Keron's star!
**[19:45] ---**
Now! Our secret weapon!
**[19:51] ---**
Great Resonance Blade! Keron Star Slash!
**[20:08] ---**
They did it!
**[20:13] ---**
I'm glad you're all right.
**[20:16] ---**
Pururu-chan...
**[20:22] ---**
Pururu-chan!
**[20:24] ---**
There, there.
**[20:31] ---**
I'm sorry, Keroro-kun.
**[20:33] ---**
I've caused so much trouble...
**[20:35] ---**
No, I think I'm the one
who needs to apologize.
**[20:41] ---**
So what are you going to do now?
**[20:43] ---**
Return to Keron and start over
at the cadet training school.
**[20:48] ---**
I'll drop Shirara-kun off on Keron.
**[20:51] ---**
Well, I guess everything's
tied up with a bow.
**[20:55] ---**
Not quite!
**[20:56] ---**
Gero!
**[20:57] ---**
Haven't you forgotten something?!
**[20:59] ---**
I'm counting on you to fix the house, Sarge.
**[21:02] ---**
I'll tell you one thing,
we're not going to help.
**[21:05] ---**
All of this is your fault in the first place.
**[21:08] ---**
As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
**[21:12] ---**
G-Gero!
**[21:19] ---**
Thus, the eternal war with
the Shurara Corps was over.
**[21:24] ---**
However...
**[21:30] ---**
...you may be the next person
to wear the Keromet.
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
I'm 556!
***SIGN*** Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
**[23:08] ---**
I'm Lavie!
***SIGN*** Harumi
**[23:09] ---**
Bro, you're finally going
to make your mech debut!
**[23:12] ---**
That's right! A high-tech body
and a supercomputer brain!
***SIGN*** Due to circumstances,
we're closing up shop
for the time being.
- Manager
**[23:15] ---**
You won't get away,
yon cat that ate the fish!
**[23:18] ---**
That aside, do you like chikuwabu?
**[23:22] ---**
Robo 556, Sir!
**[23:25] ---**
Keroro & Natsumi:
Shelter from the Rain, Sir!
**[23:29] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[23:31] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E204 - Robo 556, Sir! / Keroro & Natsumi: Shelter from the Rain, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDWVV/robo-556-sir--keroro--natsumi-shelter-from-the-rain-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
***SIGN*** Harumi Street Shopping District
**[01:31] ---**
Dried wheat gluten! Dried wheat gluten!
**[01:35] ---**
Who would like some dried wheat gluten?
**[01:38] ---**
You can use it in soup
or use it to feed pond carp.
***SIGN*** Dried Wheat Gluten
**[01:47] ---**
This is dried wheat gluten.
***SIGN*** Delicious Wheat Gluten
Wheat Gluten
**[01:48] ---**
Connect two with a string, and you
can use them as nunchucks, too!
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[01:56] ---**
No good... I'm so hungry
that I can't even move!
**[02:00] ---**
But in that case...
**[02:07] ---**
No, brother!
**[02:09] ---**
That's our merchandise!
**[02:10] ---**
Can you sell it?
**[02:12] ---**
Then, Lavie,
**[02:14] ---**
give me something else to eat!
***SIGN*** Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
**[02:19] ---**
I'm sorry. We don't have anything.
**[02:25] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Empty Stomach
Poor
Stomach and Back Are Flat
Broke
Misery
Enduring
**[02:28] ---**
Brother! Get a hold of yourself!
***SIGN*** Butcher Shop
**[02:32] ---**
Hey, 556.
**[02:34] ---**
I have a sure-fire way of not
being hungry. Wanna try it?
**[02:38] ---**
What?! You've captured...
**[02:42] ---**
...my interest!
**[02:47] ---**
Robo 556, Sir!
**[02:54] ---**
Brother...
**[02:55] ---**
556! How do you feel?
**[03:00] ---**
Great! In fact, I feel
stronger than ever before!
**[03:04] ---**
Naturally.
**[03:06] ---**
Look at yourself in the mirror.
**[03:09] ---**
W-What?!
**[03:12] ---**
If you get turned into a robot, you
don't have to spend any money on food.
**[03:15] ---**
And you never get hungry, either.
**[03:19] ---**
I see! I didn't know about that option!
**[03:21] ---**
You've sold me on it!
**[03:23] ---**
Good for you, brother!
***SIGN*** Robo
**[03:35] ---**
I've been reborn as Robo 556,
**[03:38] ---**
and will be more active than ever!
**[03:40] ---**
Cheer me on, everyone!
***SIGN*** Robo
***SIGN*** Robo
***SIGN*** Delicious Wheat Gluten
Wheat Gluten
**[03:50] ---**
Dried wheat gluten! Dried wheat gluten!
**[03:53] ---**
Who would like some dried wheat gluten?
**[03:56] ---**
I'll take three, please.
**[03:58] ---**
How much do I owe you?
**[03:59] ---**
Each one is 50 yen, so...
**[04:02] ---**
Wait a second!
**[04:14] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry
for my brother's abruptness!
**[04:18] ---**
But he's a robot,
so please don't let it bother you.
**[04:22] ---**
Here I go!
**[04:35] ---**
The total is 150 yen!
**[04:37] ---**
Brother, that's amazing!
**[04:42] ---**
Hey! Did you just see that?
**[04:44] ---**
556 got the right answer!
**[04:46] ---**
Don't you think he was just lucky?
**[04:49] ---**
The idea that 556-san can
calculate with any accuracy...
**[04:52] ---**
That's the result of
turning him into a robot.
**[04:56] ---**
Now he's equipped with 160 digits,
**[04:59] ---**
so he's able to calculate up to that.
**[05:03] ---**
Or, like, improved functions?
**[05:05] ---**
So my Lalala pill, which is
based on Nanora and easily turns
***SIGN*** Lalala Pills
**[05:09] ---**
living creatures into robots,
has an immediate effect.
**[05:14] ---**
We'll use it to turn all
the Pekoponians into robots
**[05:17] ---**
and then order them to do
exactly as we say, sir!
**[05:19] ---**
556 is a splendid guinea pig
for this invasion plan!
***SIGN*** Guinea Pig
**[05:24] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[05:26] ---**
That's my Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:28] ---**
When it comes to evil schemes,
you're really on the ball!
**[05:31] ---**
Or, like, perfect person?
**[05:33] ---**
Now let's confirm the results.
**[05:34] ---**
So then, what Sarge did...
***SIGN*** Bank
**[05:37] ---**
Are you listening, Sis?
**[05:39] ---**
Here comes the perfect prey.
**[05:42] ---**
Robo 556! Teach Lady Natsumi
there a little lesson!
**[05:46] ---**
H-Hey...
**[05:50] ---**
Huh? Isn't that 556-san?
***SIGN*** Recycling Shop Aoi
**[05:53] ---**
He doesn't look like his usual self.
**[05:55] ---**
Those two are always like that!
**[05:58] ---**
Don't make eye contact.
**[06:00] ---**
But he kind of looks like a robot...
***SIGN*** Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
**[06:06] ---**
W-What is that?
***SIGN*** Harumi Street
***SIGN*** Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
***SIGN*** Due to circumstances,
we're closing up shop
for the time being.
- Manager
***SIGN*** Recycling Shop Aoi
**[06:17] ---**
Target confirmed!
***SIGN*** Harumi Street Shopping District
**[06:33] ---**
Pursuit!
**[06:34] ---**
Sis!
**[06:36] ---**
Brother! Where are you going?!
**[06:47] ---**
Why?!
**[06:49] ---**
Gauging target's power level!
**[06:53] ---**
This is like the real thing!
**[06:56] ---**
Lady Natsumi might as well
prepare herself for the worst!
**[07:00] ---**
Stop it! What if civilians get involved?!
**[07:03] ---**
Shut up!
**[07:05] ---**
Would you dare get in the way
of a Pekopon invasion plan?!
**[07:16] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[07:18] ---**
Target's power level...
**[07:21] ---**
5... 5... Um, there are many 6s and 5s...
**[07:26] ---**
I don't have enough fingers!
**[07:30] ---**
Brother!
**[07:35] ---**
Brother!
**[07:37] ---**
Gero!
**[07:39] ---**
5-556...
**[07:41] ---**
Even though he's a robot, this is...
**[07:44] ---**
What does it tell you
**[07:46] ---**
when he self-destructs just
measuring her power level?
**[07:49] ---**
Hinata Natsumi's power level
is so high
**[07:52] ---**
that the number value
exceeded Robo 556's digits.
**[07:56] ---**
Oh. Don't worry, madam.
**[08:01] ---**
M-My brother...
**[08:10] ---**
Brother! Thank goodness!
***SIGN*** 556 Times the Energy
**[08:15] ---**
556 times as much energy! Robo 556!
**[08:18] ---**
Is he really 556 times more powerful?
**[08:22] ---**
Of course not.
**[08:24] ---**
He only feels that way.
***SIGN*** Harumi Street Shopping District
**[08:28] ---**
I'm glad you're okay, brother.
**[08:30] ---**
But why did you chase after Natsumi-san?
**[08:34] ---**
I got hit by a radio wave from somewhere.
**[08:36] ---**
That seems really dangerous...
**[08:39] ---**
Thief!
**[08:43] ---**
Stop!
**[08:46] ---**
Got it! I'll chase down the
stray cat that swiped your fish!
**[08:50] ---**
Just leave it to me!
***SIGN*** Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
**[08:53] ---**
Change! Transformation!
**[09:12] ---**
Now that's unconventional!
**[09:14] ---**
Or, like, complex bizarre?
**[09:15] ---**
It's all about colorful
storage units with this guy.
**[09:18] ---**
It's almost unfit for broadcasting.
**[10:00] ---**
As you can see, I safely
recovered your purloined item.
***SIGN*** Delicious Wheat Gluten
**[10:05] ---**
U-Um, I don't want it.
**[10:10] ---**
Then I'll gladly keep it as a reward!
**[10:13] ---**
Good for you, brother!
**[10:16] ---**
What is this?
**[10:17] ---**
Shall we abandon the plan?
**[10:26] ---**
Brother, I'm sorry to be eating it by myself.
**[10:29] ---**
I'm happy to make the sacrifice
if it means no food expenses for me!
**[10:32] ---**
Since becoming a robot, 556 has
successfully cut back on food expenses.
**[10:37] ---**
And his sister, Lavie,
is moved by his thoughtfulness.
**[10:41] ---**
Don't let those thieving cats off the hook!
Stick to it, Space Detective 556!
**[10:48] ---**
Brother!
***SIGN*** Dead Battery
**[10:49] ---**
Dead battery.
**[10:53] ---**
Huh?
**[10:56] ---**
What is that?
**[11:08] ---**
Power is coursing through me!
**[11:10] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[11:12] ---**
I'm sorry, they've cut off the power supply at our place.
**[11:15] ---**
Sheesh! Again?!
**[11:18] ---**
After this, it seems 556 returned to normal.
**[11:22] ---**
Hey, stupid frog! The electricity that 556-san
used is coming out of your allowance!
**[11:28] ---**
Gero!
**[11:29] ---**
Anything but that!
**[11:41] ---**
When you've done something
different than usual,
**[11:43] ---**
have you ever been told,
"It's going to rain tomorrow"?
**[11:47] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Fish Cake vs. Mecha Fish Cake
**[11:49] ---**
Let's play a video game together, sir!
**[11:51] ---**
In a little while.
**[11:53] ---**
Let me finish up my cleaning duties.
**[11:56] ---**
I'll give you a hand
so you can finish faster.
**[12:04] ---**
Helping clean,
even when it's not my turn...
**[12:07] ---**
It's so praiseworthy, sir!
**[12:11] ---**
Gero gero!
**[12:13] ---**
Th-This is...
**[12:15] ---**
...L-Lady Mom's mug!
**[12:19] ---**
Kero-chan! How dare you
break my precious mug?!
**[12:23] ---**
You're not getting off easy!
**[12:25] ---**
Get out of my house!
**[12:30] ---**
Lady Mom, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[12:36] ---**
Keroro & Natsumi:
Shelter from the Rain, Sir!
**[12:46] ---**
Huh? You're going out, Sarge?
**[12:49] ---**
Sorry, Master Fuyuki...
**[12:53] ---**
I just remembered something I have to do.
**[12:55] ---**
Wait a second, Sarge!
**[12:57] ---**
I'm in a hurry, so we can talk later.
**[13:00] ---**
Jeez. I just wanted to recommend taking
an umbrella since it's supposed to rain.
***SIGN*** Station Street Shopping District
**[13:07] ---**
Do you sell mugs?
**[13:09] ---**
Not like that.
**[13:12] ---**
That's not it, either!
**[13:14] ---**
Look at this right here!
**[13:17] ---**
That's totally off!
**[13:19] ---**
So close!
**[13:21] ---**
That'll never do!
**[13:23] ---**
Why don't you have the same one?!
***SIGN*** Station Street Shopping District
**[13:27] ---**
Perseverance is key.
***SIGN*** Empty Lot
**[13:31] ---**
I finally got the same one
after going to 43 shops.
**[13:35] ---**
Now all I have to do is nonchalantly slip it
into the cabinet with the rest of the dishes.
**[13:38] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[13:41] ---**
Gero?
**[13:45] ---**
Gero?
**[13:52] ---**
Gero...
**[14:05] ---**
That lightning wiped out my Pekoponian suit,
**[14:09] ---**
but I'm glad this is in one piece.
**[14:13] ---**
This rain sucks!
**[14:16] ---**
Gero!
**[14:28] ---**
The rain...
**[14:30] ---**
...isn't stopping, is it?
**[14:33] ---**
I'll have Fuyuki bring an umbrella.
**[14:40] ---**
The person you are trying to reach is unavailable
at the moment. Please leave a message.
**[14:45] ---**
Fuyuki should be home...
**[14:48] ---**
Hello? It's Natsumi.
**[14:50] ---**
Sorry, but could you bring an umbrella over?
**[14:53] ---**
I'm under the awning of the
coffee shop at the top of the hill.
**[14:56] ---**
And for some reason,
the stupid frog is with me. I'll be waiting!
**[15:05] ---**
How long is it going to keep up?
**[15:09] ---**
Don't ask me. Until it stops.
**[15:12] ---**
I know that.
**[15:22] ---**
Did you buy a Gundam model, stupid frog?
**[15:25] ---**
No, this is, uh...
**[15:26] ---**
Well, that's about the size of it.
**[15:29] ---**
How about you, Lady Natsumi?
**[15:33] ---**
I did the usual shopping.
**[15:47] ---**
That bag...
**[15:49] ---**
It isn't the usual Super Limit bag.
**[15:53] ---**
I like going to other supermarkets
once in a while. You know...
**[15:58] ---**
The next closest supermarket
is two train stops away...
**[16:02] ---**
Why would you go all that way?
**[16:06] ---**
H-Hey,
**[16:08] ---**
what's your favorite ingredient
in oden, stupid frog?
**[16:11] ---**
O-Oden, ma'am?
**[16:14] ---**
I would have to say eggs.
**[16:17] ---**
I like to smoosh them
so they melt into the broth.
**[16:20] ---**
I do the same thing.
**[16:23] ---**
Although it's bad manners, so I don't
do it in front of other people.
**[16:27] ---**
If you worry about other people watching you,
you'll miss out on a lot of yummy experiences.
**[16:31] ---**
As for me,
**[16:32] ---**
my favorite is daikon radish after
it's been stewing in the broth.
**[16:35] ---**
And it's healthy, too.
**[16:36] ---**
Yeah.
**[16:38] ---**
I can't get enough when it's
soaked through and through.
**[16:42] ---**
I know, right?
**[16:43] ---**
But I can't stand chikuwabu in there.
**[16:46] ---**
Why not? It's good.
**[16:49] ---**
What is that stuff, anyway?
**[16:51] ---**
I ate it once, thinking it was chickpeas,
and it stuck to my teeth like paste!
**[16:56] ---**
That chewiness is part of the appeal!
**[16:59] ---**
That's like the Dasono Maso
of the oden world.
**[17:04] ---**
I thought you were a big fan
of Dasono Maso.
**[17:08] ---**
That's one thing. This is another.
**[17:10] ---**
I hear that in the Kansai area,
they don't even know what chikuwabu is.
**[17:15] ---**
Really?! I can't believe that!
**[17:18] ---**
Oden has different features,
depending on the district.
**[17:23] ---**
Jeez, Sarge...
**[17:26] ---**
If you were going to give up in the middle,
you should never have volunteered.
**[17:36] ---**
So, Lady Natsumi,
**[17:38] ---**
do you know the difference between konnyaku
noodles and whitish strings of konnyaku?
**[17:41] ---**
The later is white and the
former is black, right?
**[17:46] ---**
Well, the whitish strings are squeezed into a
string shape from the konnyaku raw ingredient,
**[17:50] ---**
while konnyaku noodles are actually cut
into string shapes from the konnyaku.
**[17:53] ---**
Huh...
**[17:55] ---**
Although that was back in the day.
**[17:58] ---**
These days, it seems the
distinction has blurred.
**[18:01] ---**
Oh, pfft!
**[18:03] ---**
Nowadays, the only difference is that
they call the same thing shirataki in Kanto,
**[18:06] ---**
and konnyaku noodles in the Kansai area.
**[18:10] ---**
That's interesting.
**[18:12] ---**
But how do you know so much about it?
**[18:15] ---**
I like oden,
**[18:18] ---**
so I researched various aspects of it.
**[18:20] ---**
By the by, what makes Space Oden FX
more impressive than Pekopon oden
**[18:24] ---**
is how the timing of putting in the
fried fish cake is very difficult.
**[18:28] ---**
If you botch it, the space octopus
you put in earlier starts to attack,
**[18:32] ---**
the space konnyaku jumps into the fray,
**[18:35] ---**
the soup splashes around, and the
rice cake pouch falls out of the bowl!
**[18:39] ---**
Hey.
**[18:40] ---**
Are you talking about food here?
**[18:42] ---**
Mochicourse!
**[18:43] ---**
I don't want to hear anymore.
**[18:46] ---**
Too bad for you.
**[18:48] ---**
I was just getting to the good part...
**[18:51] ---**
Either way, Lady Natsumi,
**[18:53] ---**
we're having oden for dinner tonight, right?
**[18:55] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[18:57] ---**
We're not.
**[19:00] ---**
It's breaded pork cutlet.
**[19:17] ---**
It's stopped raining.
**[19:20] ---**
The sky's cleared up!
**[19:22] ---**
Huh?
**[19:23] ---**
Why, Natsumi and Kero-chan!
**[19:25] ---**
Mom!
**[19:26] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[19:30] ---**
What's wrong?
**[19:32] ---**
Nothing!
**[19:33] ---**
Nothing, sir!
**[19:34] ---**
Well, the rain's just stopped,
so let's walk home together.
**[19:38] ---**
Sure!
**[19:39] ---**
Right, sir!
**[19:43] ---**
All right! Perfect!
**[19:46] ---**
Got a phone call...
**[19:49] ---**
Hello? It's Natsumi. Sorry, but
could you bring an umbrella over?
**[19:53] ---**
Oh, no!
**[20:03] ---**
What's the matter, you two?
**[20:05] ---**
Um, actually...
**[20:07] ---**
I... How can I explain it?
**[20:15] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:15] ---**
I'm sorry, sir!
**[20:17] ---**
Why are you apologizing?
**[20:19] ---**
Why are you, Lady Natsumi?
**[20:21] ---**
I broke your mug, Mom...
**[20:24] ---**
...but I bought a new one!
**[20:27] ---**
Gero!
**[20:28] ---**
I broke one, too,
so I bought one to replace it!
**[20:33] ---**
Then you broke it first, stupid frog?
**[20:36] ---**
You left the house before me,
didn't you, Lady Natsumi?
**[20:39] ---**
Then I'm innocent!
**[20:43] ---**
I'm sorry, both of you.
**[20:45] ---**
I broke that mug last night.
**[20:48] ---**
I tried putting it back
together with glue, but...
**[20:52] ---**
I did the same thing...
**[20:55] ---**
I wound up troubling you both.
**[20:58] ---**
Three of them. What should we do?
**[21:07] ---**
It's kind of funny!
**[21:09] ---**
Definitely, sir!
**[21:12] ---**
You can say that again.
**[21:14] ---**
Both of them were nervous for a time,
**[21:16] ---**
convinced they broke Mom's mug,
**[21:17] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[21:18] ---**
but thanks to that,
**[21:19] ---**
the sergeant and Natsumi-chan
spent a short, mellow time together.
**[21:29] ---**
Huh?
**[21:31] ---**
The sky is clear...
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa
**[23:07] ---**
Fuyuki here!
**[23:08] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:10] ---**
Actually, I used to love french fries.
**[23:13] ---**
I forgot about that.
**[23:15] ---**
I just remembered that part of my backstory
at the end of this fourth season,
**[23:19] ---**
Good for you, Sarge.
**[23:21] ---**
That aside, aim for 300 times!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion
**[23:25] ---**
"Keroro & Fuyuki: Another World, Sir!"
**[23:29] ---**
It's one full-length story! How's that?
**[23:32] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E205 - Keroro & Fuyuki: Another World, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMP4P/keroro--fuyuki-another-world-sir)
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**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
"Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
**[00:03] [SONG] ---**
Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
We love Earth invasions to death right now.
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
"Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
ni iku nante zettai muri!"
**[00:09] [SONG] ---**
Listen, though, going to Earth
by bicycle is totally impossible!
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Sono toori da."
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
You're right. You're absolutely right.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
When I make toast,
both sides get charred black!
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Of course. It's always overdone.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
***SIGN*** Overdone
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
**[00:33] [SONG] ---**
Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
No, calm down. What you're doing
isn't called whispering.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
"Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
***SIGN*** Whispering
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
The traffic lights are all red!
**[00:39] [SONG] ---**
Shingouki wa aka darake
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Mmm, not all days are like that.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Aw, you're cheering me up?
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
"Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yes. Life should be looked at through a
long lens. You get what I mean, right?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
"Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Saredo hara wa heru
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You let things get to you quite easily...
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Wari to utare yowai n' da...
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
I know... I want to change that.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
"Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
It's coincidence! It's
coincidence, I tell you!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Forcibly rose-colored.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Muriyari barairo
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's laugh it off!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Kerori waraitobasou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Viva! Viva! Viva!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Biba! Biba! Biba!
**[01:33] ---**
All people long for somewhere
that is not here,
**[01:36] ---**
for a world that is different
from the one they are in now,
**[01:39] ---**
for some... other world.
***SIGN*** 1950 XXX Alien Closeups
***SIGN*** UFOs Attack! Aliens Are Closer Than You Think
**[02:03] ---**
I wonder if aliens ever come to Earth?
**[02:06] ---**
I'd like to meet them.
**[02:11] ---**
Keroro & Fuyuki: Another World, Sir!
***SIGN*** Yamada Tatami Store
**[02:21] ---**
This is the alien quarter in
Inner-Tokyo's underground,
**[02:25] ---**
below which is yet another
underground cave.
***SIGN*** Kyaaa!
**[02:29] ---**
How lovely!
**[02:32] ---**
Uncle! Come and have a look at
this beautiful active fault!
**[02:35] ---**
Yes, yes...
**[02:36] ---**
Lucky! Lucky!
**[02:38] ---**
Lady Mois, isn't it about time
we stopped for lunch?
***SIGN*** Active Fault
**[02:42] ---**
I'm so happy that I could go around
looking at active faults with you, Uncle!
**[02:48] ---**
Gero.
**[02:49] ---**
Or, like, bosom buddies?
**[02:50] ---**
No, see, what I was saying is,
maybe we could stop for lunch...
**[02:54] ---**
Gero!
**[02:57] ---**
U-Uncle?
**[02:59] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:00] ---**
Gero!
**[03:04] ---**
Gero.
**[03:05] ---**
Ow!
**[03:09] ---**
Gero?
**[03:13] ---**
A tunnel?
**[03:15] ---**
Gero...
**[03:22] ---**
Underground rail line?
**[03:32] ---**
Am I supposed to board this, sir?
**[03:36] ---**
No one on board...
**[03:42] ---**
Huh?! Gero!
**[03:45] ---**
Noooo! Open! Open!
**[03:48] ---**
Please open!
**[04:00] ---**
Uncle...
**[04:02] ---**
Uncle!
**[04:04] ---**
Where are you, Uncle?
**[04:08] ---**
Honestly! Where has that
stupid frog gotten to?
**[04:12] ---**
I took my eyes off him for just a moment
because I was so into the active fault, and...
**[04:17] ---**
Or, like, advance caution?
**[04:19] ---**
This is 'cause you tried
to get the jump on me
**[04:21] ---**
and have a frickin' date with my
Mr. Sergeant! See what happens, huh?
**[04:25] ---**
Calm down, Mois-chan. It'll be okay.
You don't need to worry.
**[04:29] ---**
Anyway...
**[04:31] ---**
I never knew Inner-Tokyo had an
underground tunnel like this.
**[04:31] ---**
Inner-Tokyo! Inner-Tokyo!
**[04:35] ---**
Will you move already?!
**[04:36] ---**
Guess I'm done.
**[04:38] ---**
Tama? Now I think about it...
**[04:40] ---**
Do you know something about this?
**[04:42] ---**
I have heard from Paul before.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group Japanese National Underground Railway Plan
**[04:45] ---**
The Nishizawa Group once
attempted to finance,
**[04:47] ---**
and build, an underground rail network
covering Inner-Tokyo and all of Japan.
**[04:53] ---**
There was a plan like that?
**[04:56] ---**
But because of all Momocchi's
operations for Fukki,
**[04:59] ---**
they used up too much money on that, and...
**[05:02] ---**
...the work was put on hold.
**[05:10] ---**
Help me!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo East < Tower Park Inner-Tokyo West >
**[05:16] ---**
Inner-Tokyo, East. Inner-Tokyo, East.
**[05:23] ---**
When did Inner-Tokyo get
an underground train?
**[05:27] ---**
Gero.
***SIGN*** Harumi St. Shopping District
**[05:35] ---**
Was there always an underground
train station there?
**[05:43] ---**
I'm back! Lady Mois, are you here?
**[05:46] ---**
I accidentally got on some weirdo train!
**[05:52] ---**
Is no one here, sir?
**[05:56] ---**
Lady Mois! Master Fuyuki!
**[06:04] ---**
Lady Natsumi?
**[06:08] ---**
Hmm... This is strange, sir...
**[06:13] ---**
This is kinda strange, sir.
**[06:15] ---**
It feels somehow different
from the Hinata house I know.
**[06:25] ---**
My Sergeant Room!
**[06:28] ---**
It's gone! Gero!
***SIGN*** Gerooooo
**[06:32] ---**
Giroro! Hey, Giroro!
**[06:36] ---**
Giroro's tent isn't here, either!
**[06:38] ---**
Could this be another...
***SIGN*** Time Slip??
**[06:40] ---**
...time slip, sir?!
**[06:45] ---**
No... I'm definitely in the
right time period, sir.
**[06:51] ---**
Then... why...?
**[06:53] ---**
What in the world has happened, sir?
**[06:59] ---**
I'd say this is probably one
of those parallel worlds.
**[07:03] ---**
Some external factor
caused spacetime to warp,
**[07:07] ---**
and the commander wandered into a
parallel world and got himself lost.
***SIGN*** Parallel World Parallel World Parallel World
**[07:10] ---**
A parallel world?
**[07:12] ---**
I've heard of those.
**[07:14] ---**
What are they?
**[07:16] ---**
Pardon? You ask what?
***SIGN*** Explanation
**[07:19] ---**
Let's say you're coming home from school.
**[07:21] ---**
And let's say you have two choices for getting
home, either the left road or the right road.
**[07:28] ---**
If you choose right here,
you arrive at home safely, no problem.
**[07:32] ---**
But if you choose left,
**[07:35] ---**
you happen to run into Saburo
and end up on a date.
**[07:38] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[07:40] ---**
N-Natsumi! D-Did you? Did you?!
**[07:44] ---**
No, I didn't.
***SIGN*** Explanation
**[07:48] ---**
Depending on which road you choose,
left or right, your future changes, as well.
**[07:52] ---**
And those different futures
are called parallel worlds.
**[07:56] ---**
The Natsumi who chose the left road
**[07:57] ---**
might be having a date with Saburo
in some parallel world!
**[08:02] ---**
Sh-She is?!
***SIGN*** Explanation
**[08:03] ---**
The point is... this world has an endless number
of parallel words which branch off like that.
**[08:11] ---**
The world where you had curry for lunch,
and the world where you had ramen.
**[08:15] ---**
The world where your postcard got read out
on the radio, and the world where it didn't.
**[08:19] ---**
I feel like whether it's ramen or curry
doesn't really matter.
**[08:23] ---**
Very small differences like that
are nothing to worry about, but...
**[08:27] ---**
...there might also be some worlds where
Earth was destroyed by war or something.
**[08:32] ---**
So what kind of parallel world is Uncle in?
**[08:36] ---**
The parallel world where Inner-Tokyo has
an underground rail line. In other words...
**[08:40] ---**
...the world in which Nishizawa Momoka
***SIGN*** Katou Rice Shop
**[08:42] ---**
didn't spend enormous amounts
of money over Hinata Fuyuki.
**[08:47] ---**
I wonder what kind of world that would be?
**[08:49] ---**
Maybe the commander never even
ended up a prisoner of the Hinata family,
***SIGN*** Alien Prisoner
**[08:53] ---**
and the Keroro Platoon all
withdrew safely from Pekopon.
**[08:58] ---**
Without us,
Nishizawa Momoka and Hinata Fuyuki
**[09:02] ---**
probably wouldn't have become
that close, after all.
**[09:06] ---**
A world where Sarge and I never met...
**[09:13] ---**
Phew! I don't really get it, but...
**[09:16] ---**
I guess I'll prepare dinner or something
and wait until everyone gets home, sir!
**[09:21] ---**
I'm home!
**[09:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Welcome home, sir!
**[09:29] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Who are you?
**[09:34] ---**
What are you saying, Master Fuyuki, sir?!
***SIGN*** Keroro Gunsou
**[09:37] ---**
It is me, sir! Sergeant Keroro!
**[09:40] ---**
Hehoho Unsou?
***SIGN*** Hehoho Unsou
**[09:44] ---**
No... Come on, what are
you joking around now for?
**[09:48] ---**
I'm the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
**[09:53] ---**
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
**[09:56] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, of course, sir!
**[09:58] ---**
The 58th planet of the Toad Nebula?
**[10:02] ---**
Then... you're an alien?
**[10:05] ---**
Of course!
**[10:07] ---**
That's amazing!
**[10:10] ---**
Aliens really are here on Earth!
***SIGN*** Nostradamus: The Complete Prophecies Africa Europe 1-2-3 Canada America Asia 1-2-3
**[10:20] ---**
If what you're saying is true,
**[10:22] ---**
you must have come here
from a parallel world!
**[10:26] ---**
A parallel world, sir?
**[10:29] ---**
Yes! It's amazing!
**[10:31] ---**
In the world you came from, aliens are
freeloading right here in our Hinata house!
***SIGN*** Side Front
Five fingers on front feet
**[10:37] ---**
I... I see...
**[10:38] ---**
I'm home!
**[10:39] ---**
Gero?
**[10:40] ---**
Fuyuki! What's up?
**[10:42] ---**
Have you got someone over?
**[10:44] ---**
No, it's nothing!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[10:50] ---**
So... what do we have to do so that
Sarge can come back to this world?
**[10:55] ---**
If a parallel world is another world
that might have been,
**[10:59] ---**
you might connect to that world by coincidence
by doing different things to normal.
**[11:05] ---**
Different things to normal?
**[11:09] ---**
Okay, now lift your leg up more!
And simmer more!
**[11:12] ---**
L-Like this?
**[11:15] ---**
Is this really going to get us
to a parallel world?
**[11:18] ---**
Don't ask me...
**[11:22] ---**
So? What's your objective?
Why is an alien like you here on Earth?
**[11:26] ---**
Oh, of course, for the Pekopon inv—
**[11:29] ---**
Uh, no, I mean, inv-inv-inv-inv-...
***SIGN*** Inv...
Inv...
Inv...
***SIGN*** Invigorating Lush Greenery
**[11:32] ---**
invigorating lush greenery,
which Pekopon is so well known for, sir!
**[11:36] ---**
And... it was so nice here that
I kind of hung around, I guess?
**[11:40] ---**
Though I freeload at the Hinata house,
whenever you have a problem, Master Fuyuki,
**[11:44] ---**
I'm always there to help out
with my array of useful space stuff, sir!
***SIGN*** What a liar
**[11:47] ---**
What a liar.
**[11:48] ---**
Ohh, wow!
**[11:51] ---**
What kinds of useful space stuff?
**[11:56] ---**
Oh, good idea! Why don't we take
a trip to Alien Town?
***SIGN*** Alien Town
**[11:59] ---**
Alien Town?!
**[12:02] ---**
Alien Town is underground
below this shopping district, sir.
**[12:12] ---**
Gero... there's no hyperspace gate?!
**[12:14] ---**
Does this world have no
Alien Town, either?
**[12:17] ---**
Oh...
**[12:19] ---**
No... There must be one somewhere!
**[12:21] ---**
I mean, tens of thousands of aliens come to
Pekopon every day on the Galactic Railway.
**[12:30] ---**
Not here...
**[12:31] ---**
There was a Galactic Railway platform here?
**[12:34] ---**
Yes... there was a platform 0,
hidden by an anti-barrier.
**[12:39] ---**
It was meant to be there, sir.
**[12:41] ---**
Maybe no aliens have come to Earth
in this world, after all.
**[12:46] ---**
But that would make me...
**[12:48] ---**
...all alone in this world...
**[12:52] ---**
Ohh! A WcDonald's hamburger!
**[12:55] ---**
Potato is one of my favorite foods, sir!
**[12:58] ---**
I have to keep you secret from Mom,
**[13:00] ---**
so for a while I'll have to buy
your food outside and sneak it in.
**[13:04] ---**
There's dessert, too,
so let's eat it together later!
**[13:07] ---**
I'm very thankful for all this, sir!
***SIGN*** Parallel Worlds Occult
Parallel Worlds - Gamipetia
This Man Speaks on Parallel Worlds
Gamizoon.co.jp: Parallel Worlds Thesis
***SIGN*** About Parallel Worlds
**[13:12] ---**
I really think you came to this world
**[13:14] ---**
because of a warp in the magnetic field.
**[13:16] ---**
But come to think of it,
**[13:17] ---**
See, look at the positional relationship
Pluto and Uranus are in right now.
**[13:18] ---**
this kind of lifestyle might
not be bad either, sir.
**[13:21] ---**
Everything is taken care of for me.
I don't have to do any chores,
**[13:24] ---**
And there's no red person
going on and on about invasions.
**[13:28] ---**
Are you listening?
**[13:29] ---**
Ge?
**[13:30] ---**
I... I'm listening, sir!
**[13:33] ---**
Hey, am I a fan of the occult
in the other world, too?
**[13:37] ---**
Of course, sir!
**[13:39] ---**
Yes, yes, that crystal skull!
**[13:42] ---**
The other Master Fuyuki
had an identical one, sir!
**[13:46] ---**
This is the first occult item
I ever bought with my allowance.
**[13:51] ---**
You really do like crystal skulls,
after all, sir!
**[13:55] ---**
The other day, I gave a red
crystal skull with a horn
***SIGN*** Horn
**[13:59] ---**
to the other Master Fuyuki as a present, sir!
**[14:02] ---**
Ohh, that sounds great!
**[14:04] ---**
Actually...
**[14:06] ---**
I wonder what the Master Fuyuki in the
other world is doing right about now, sir.
**[14:18] ---**
Eating spaghetti through
your nose doesn't help either, huh.
**[14:20] ---**
Are you acshully finking, you bumbo?!
**[14:22] ---**
*Paaaardon*?
**[14:25] ---**
There are still so many things in this world
that science alone can't determine, after all!
**[14:31] ---**
Things that science alone can't determine?
**[14:35] ---**
Is something the matter, Fuyuki-dono?
**[14:37] ---**
Well, uh... there's this old sci-fi movie.
**[14:41] ---**
Thinking strongly about a time period
or a person would cause a time slip.
**[14:50] ---**
Maybe some kind of power
like that was at work.
**[14:54] ---**
"Some kind of power"?
What kind of power?
**[14:57] ---**
Like...
**[14:58] ---**
Maybe Sarge thought strongly about some
different world he wanted to go to,
**[15:02] ---**
or someone strongly thought
they wanted to meet Sarge.
**[15:10] ---**
Would that be enough to make it possible
to go to a parallel world?
**[15:13] ---**
Or, like, healthy doubting?
**[15:16] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:16] ---**
I think people's feelings carry a lot of energy,
enough to cross spacetime.
**[15:22] ---**
People's... feelings...
**[15:28] ---**
Uncle...
**[15:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[15:35] ---**
Keroro...
**[15:37] ---**
I wanna eat curry.
**[15:41] ---**
Sarge...
**[15:49] ---**
It's been my dream to gaze at the night sky
with an alien like this.
**[15:55] ---**
I'd always hoped that a day like this
would come someday.
**[16:04] ---**
I'm glad your dream came true, sir!
**[16:08] ---**
Maybe...
**[16:10] ---**
Maybe this is my fault.
**[16:12] ---**
Gero?
**[16:13] ---**
I've been thinking that
so strongly for so long.
**[16:17] ---**
Maybe that's why you ended up
wandering into this world.
**[16:20] ---**
I think people's feelings carry a lot
of energy, enough to cross spacetime.
**[16:26] ---**
What are you saying, sir?
**[16:28] ---**
That has nothing to do with it, sir!
**[16:30] ---**
If just wishing could
get you what you wanted,
**[16:33] ---**
I'd wish too, sir!
**[16:36] ---**
To go back to your former world?
**[16:39] ---**
Gero?
**[16:41] ---**
Well, that too, but there's lots else!
**[16:45] ---**
Like... Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion
**[16:48] ---**
And Pekopon invasion!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion
**[16:51] ---**
Ah... n-nothing, sir...
**[16:59] ---**
Ah... no, the truth is, Master Fuyuki...
**[17:04] ---**
I'm not just a pleasant and
cheerful freeloader alien, sir.
**[17:12] ---**
Actually... I'm here to invade Pekopon.
**[17:16] ---**
I'm a fearsome invading alien, sir.
**[17:21] ---**
An invader?
**[17:23] ---**
Yes...
**[17:27] ---**
But, if it's an invader like you doing it,
**[17:32] ---**
this planet might be better off invaded!
Don't you think?
**[17:37] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[17:40] ---**
Gero?
**[17:44] ---**
What's that?
**[17:58] ---**
The Galactic Railway?!
**[18:00] ---**
I thought it didn't stop
at Pekopon in this world!
**[18:14] ---**
Gero?
**[18:18] ---**
This is...!
**[18:22] ---**
This is the train I boarded
to come to this world.
**[18:26] ---**
Then, if you board this...
**[18:28] ---**
I can get back to my original world, sir!
**[18:31] ---**
So you're going home...
**[18:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[18:41] ---**
The Master Fuyuki and everyone else in my
original world is waiting for me, sir.
**[18:46] ---**
Thank you for everything you've done for me
in this world, Master Fuyuki.
**[18:50] ---**
I'll... never see you again?
**[18:55] ---**
My Keron Army in this world
**[18:57] ---**
surely won't have given up
on Pekopon yet, sir.
**[19:02] ---**
It could be that we will come back
to this Pekopon again someday, sir.
**[19:08] ---**
We'll be able to meet again then, sir.
**[19:13] ---**
Keep this a secret from
everyone until then, sir.
**[19:22] ---**
Okay.
**[19:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[19:33] ---**
Goodbye...
**[19:37] ---**
Goodbye, sir!
**[19:39] ---**
This world's Master Fuyuki!
**[19:42] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:46] ---**
Goodbye...
**[19:48] ---**
Sarge...
**[20:20] ---**
Hot! Hot! Hot!!
***SIGN*** * Don't try this at home
**[20:24] ---**
Takoyaki through the ears
doesn't work, either.
**[20:27] ---**
This isn't gonna get me
to a parallel world!
**[20:30] ---**
I... I'm back, sir!
**[20:35] ---**
H-Hello...
**[20:37] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:38] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[20:39] ---**
Uncle!
**[20:41] ---**
Wh-Where did you get to?
**[20:42] ---**
We were so worried about you, yes we were!
**[20:45] ---**
Uh, I just... got on a train for a bit...
wandering around by myself, kind of?
**[20:49] ---**
Ah! This is... a souvenir...
**[20:55] ---**
What's going on, Sarge?
**[20:57] ---**
Suddenly suggesting we
look at the stars on the roof.
**[21:00] ---**
Let's just do it, okay?
**[21:03] ---**
Gaze at the night sky with an alien, sir.
**[21:08] ---**
You're weird.
**[21:12] ---**
Oh, yeah, Sarge...
**[21:14] ---**
Wandering around by yourself
was a lie, wasn't it?
**[21:17] ---**
Where were you really?
**[21:22] ---**
That's a secret, sir.
**[21:29] ---**
Until that day comes...
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
I worked so hard yesterday!
**[21:37] [SONG] ---**
Kinou anna ni ganbatte
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Today, I won't work hard at all.
**[21:45] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
I'll put some cat ears on,
and change my personality.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
**[21:56] [SONG] ---**
Jidanda funde odorimasu
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:04] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
In moderately high humidity,
**[22:08] [SONG] ---**
Shitsudo takame de
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
I'll stagger around.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Chidoriashi
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:16] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Strategy meetings are snacktime.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero ke~ro
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Without digging in my claws,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tsume o tatezu ni
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll put together plastic models.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
puramo kumitateru
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat! Kerocat!
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko Keroneko
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Kerocat tango!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Keroneko no tango
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Today's report:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero. Kero!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Kerokerokero Keero
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Meoww!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
nyaa