Season 4 (155-205)

E155 - Keroro Platoon in Top Form, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Major Resonance, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:30] ---
    2007 A.D.
SIGN    2007 A.D.
[01:33] ---
    Earth is suddenly exposed to the menace
    of mysterious extraterrestrial lifeforms.
[01:58] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[02:01] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone!
[02:04] ---
    What is this song?
[02:04] [SONG] ---
    Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[02:08] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[02:11] [SONG] ---
    Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
[02:13] ---
    Hey...
[02:14] [SONG] ---
    Who needs holding back? Toss it away!
[02:20] ---
    Noooo!
[02:28] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[02:32] [SONG] ---
    Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
[02:35] [SONG] ---
    Who needs work? Throw it away!
SIGN    Bloop
[02:42] ---
    Keroro Platoon in Top Form, Sir!
[02:48] ---
    You're gonna be late, Sis!
[02:50] ---
    Wait!
[02:53] ---
    It's unusual for you to get up late.
[02:55] ---
    I had a weird dream.
[02:58] ---
    A weird dream?
[02:59] ---
    It was totally repulsive!
[03:02] ---
    The stupid frogs were singing and dancing...
[03:05] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:09] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone.
[03:13] ---
    I'm singing it again!
[03:17] ---
    See you later!
[03:18] ---
    What is this song?! I hate it!
[03:21] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[03:24] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:24] ---
    The experiment is a complete success.
[03:26] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone.
[03:27] ---
    We made Lady Natsumi listen to this
    Keroro Platoon song while she was sleeping!
[03:29] [SONG] ---
    Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[03:31] ---
    It seems she already can't
    get it out of her head!
[03:33] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:36] ---
    We made this after I did plenty of research
    on Pekoponian music scales and rhythm.
[03:36] [SONG] ---
    Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
[03:39] [SONG] ---
    Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[03:40] ---
    Or, like, hypno learning?
[03:43] ---
    That's not all!
[03:44] ---
    Say what you will, the Keroro Platoon
    came together to create this song!
[03:48] [SONG] ---
    Throw it away!
SIGN    Soul Shout
[03:50] ---
    Our souls are embedded within it!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song Project
[03:52] ---
    The Keroro Platoon Song Project!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song Project
    Lyrics, Music: Me
    Singers: Keroro Platoon
[03:55] ---
    What does that have to do with the invasion?!
[03:59] ---
    It'll be a million-seller.
[04:01] ---
    Million-seller?
SIGN    Shameless plug: On sale April 7th! Keroro Platoon Song CD, Cassette Tape
SIGN    Advertising Poster
[04:03] ---
    The plan is to make the song a hit,
[04:05] ---
    and when the world recognizes the
    greatness of the Keroro Platoon,
SIGN    Related merchandise, naturally
[04:06] [SONG] ---
    The "ke" in Keroro is a "kekkero ke."
SIGN    Excess Stock
[04:09] ---
    that will be the first step in the invasion.
[04:10] [SONG] ---
    The invasion should be totally easy.
[04:12] ---
    You mean invading by music?
[04:13] [SONG] ---
    But I carelessly took a nap,
[04:15] ---
    I would be happy to assist with
    that kind of peaceful invasion.
[04:17] [SONG] ---
    And did a double-take at my own face.
[04:19] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, didn't you say the
    same kind of thing last year?
[04:20] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[04:22] ---
    This time is different!
[04:24] ---
    I have a foolproof plan!
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song Project
    Lyrics, Music: Me
    Singers: Keroro Platoon
[04:27] ---
    Or, like, novel mindset?
[04:27] [SONG] ---
    Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion
[04:29] ---
    For the sake of invading Pekopon,
    we'll target this half first.
[04:33] ---
    For the sake of invading this half,
    we'll target this country.
[04:33] [SONG] ---
    The "gi" in Giroro is a "girogirogirorin."
[04:36] ---
    For the sake of invading this country,
    we'll target this area.
[04:37] [SONG] ---
    Glaring at the invasion,
    giving it a dirty look.
[04:39] ---
    For the sake of invading this area,
    we'll target Inner-Tokyo.
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo
[04:41] [SONG] ---
    But sometimes I lose control of myself.
[04:43] ---
    So we'll invade steadily,
    starting with a small area.
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    Knock on wood.
    Turn it into sawdust! Take that!
[04:47] ---
    Still, that first small step
    towards invasion...
[04:48] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[04:50] ---
    ...is Kissho Academy, where Lady Natsumi
    and Master Fuyuki go to school!
[04:51] [SONG] ---
    Keron, Babylon, theory of evolution.
[04:54] ---
    Specifically, the broadcast room!
SIGN    Broadcast Room
[04:56] ---
    That's a very small step.
[04:59] ---
    What?!
[05:01] ---
    We'll hijack the broadcast
    room during lunchtime,
[05:04] ---
    broadcast our Keroro Platoon
    song all over the school,
[05:07] ---
    and capture the hearts of
    all the youngsters there!
[05:11] ---
    I'm hungry...
[05:13] ---
    One piece of toast really isn't enough
    to carry me through to lunchtime.
SIGN    Growl
[05:20] ---
    Natsumi-chan...
[05:21] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai!
[05:23] ---
    Oh, no! Did he hear my stomach growl?
[05:26] ---
    I'm gonna be the DJ
[05:28] ---
    for today's lunchtime broadcast.
[05:32] ---
    Make sure you listen in. See you.
[05:36] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[05:37] ---
    Those guys...
[05:40] ---
    All hands ready?
[05:41] ---
    We are now going to make an
    assault on the broadcast room.
[05:45] ---
    What are you guys doing?
[05:47] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
[05:49] ---
    We're starting our invasion
    on the local level!
[05:52] ---
    Once we play our Keroro Platoon song,
[05:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[05:53] ---
    these kids will never get it
    out of their heads!
[05:56] ---
    Huh...
[05:58] ---
    Is it this song?
[05:59] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[06:03] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone.
[06:03] ---
    Boy, what a masterpiece! Gero?
[06:06] ---
    You guys were behind my dream
    this morning, weren't you?
[06:09] ---
    Excuse me?
    Whatever are you talking about?
[06:11] ---
    Don't play dumb!
[06:12] ---
    Shoot!
[06:14] ---
    We'll bulldoze our way through!
[06:17] ---
    Get back here!
[06:18] ---
    Hey, do you know this one?
[06:20] ---
    Let's see...
[06:23] ---
    Wait, stupid frog!
[06:25] ---
    You're stubborn!
[06:27] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu! Use 623's
    signed telephone card! Gero?!
[06:31] ---
    W-When did he...?
SIGN    Don't do this at your school.
[06:37] ---
    I can sell this for a lot of money.
[06:40] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu is out.
[06:42] ---
    Everyone split up and head
    for the broadcast room!
[06:42] ---
    Stop!
[06:45] ---
    Roger!
[06:46] ---
    Roger!
SIGN    Science Room
[06:48] ---
    What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
[06:50] ---
    U-Um, Fuyuki-kun...
[06:53] ---
    I made lunch today.
[06:57] ---
    So I thought maybe we could share it...
[07:00] ---
    This is the special occult lunch
    that milady Momoka
SIGN    Special Occult Lunch
[07:04] ---
    woke up at three in the morning to make.
[07:08] ---
    Something smells delicious!
[07:09] ---
    Sweet chestnut pyramids, potato Moai statues,
SIGN    Pyramids
    (sweet chestnuts)
SIGN    Moai Statues
    (potatoes)
[07:13] ---
    Mothmen made out of Vienna sausages.
SIGN    Mothmen
    (Vienna sausages)
SIGN    Skyfish
    (snow fungus)
SIGN    Grays
    (boiled eggs)
[07:16] ---
    This is incredible, Nishizawa-san!
[07:18] ---
    Thanks!
[07:19] ---
    All right! The beginning of a new semester,
    and I've scored lots of points already!
[07:23] ---
    Let me eat, too!
[07:27] ---
    Tama-pest...
[07:29] ---
    What the heck do you think you're doing?!
[07:34] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama... is out.
[07:41] ---
    Th-That...
SIGN    No running in the hall!!
[07:44] ---
    Move it! Move it!
[07:46] ---
    Move it! Move it!
SIGN    No running in the hall!!
[07:48] ---
    Commander-dono, you are not supposed to...
[07:52] ---
    ...run in the hall.
[07:55] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo is out.
[07:58] ---
    What's this? Is Saburo-senpai
    enjoying an early lunch?
[08:01] ---
    Maybe I should have invited Natsumi-chan.
[08:04] ---
    After all, her stomach was growling...
[08:08] ---
    Still, it was a surprisingly cute sound.
[08:10] ---
    You dare make sport of
    Natsumi's embarrassing sound?
[08:13] ---
    Unforgivable!
[08:17] ---
    What's that?
[08:18] ---
    Since you want to get violent... There!
[08:23] ---
    How do you like this?!
[08:25] ---
    What the...?!
[08:30] ---
    Corporal Giroro is out.
[08:32] ---
    Halt!
[08:34] ---
    It looks like I'm the only one left!
[08:37] ---
    There!
SIGN    Broadcast Room
SIGN    Dash Dash Dash Dash Dash Dash
[08:39] ---
    Found it!
SIGN    Broadcast Room
[08:46] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Storage Room Authorized Personnel Only
[08:49] ---
    This is really a storage room.
[08:51] ---
    Fuyuki!
[08:53] ---
    Why, you... You tricked me!
[08:53] ---
    It's a good thing the stupid frog
    is such a simpleton.
[08:56] ---
    True...
[08:57] ---
    However...
[08:58] ---
    ...I'm not going to give up so easily! Click!
[09:09] ---
    Are you okay, Uncle?
[09:11] ---
    Thank you, Lady Mois.
[09:13] ---
    I'll use this Keropod Shuffle
[09:14] ---
    to fill the ears of everyone in this school
    with the Keroro Platoon song.
SIGN    Keropod Shuffle
[09:19] ---
    Incidentally, this is the backside.
SIGN    Backside Illustration
[09:33] ---
    It's complete! The Keropod Robot!
SIGN    Keropod Robot
[09:36] ---
    Huh...
[09:38] ---
    Hey! What are you planning to do?!
[09:41] ---
    Wait and see... or rather, wait and hear!
[09:48] ---
    Um, which one is it again?
[09:51] ---
    There!
[09:52] ---
    It's a 120-minute tape, so they'll
    hear plenty of the platoon song!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    Afro Sergeant
[10:00] [SONG] ---
    Afro sergeant! Afro sergeant!
[10:04] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant is Afro.
[10:06] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    Invasion Ondo
[10:08] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro.
[10:10] ---
    H-Huh?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    Kerotto March
[10:12] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero! Forward ho!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    Afro War
[10:16] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    Dosukoi Sergeant
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    Giroro's Longest Day
[10:25] [SONG] ---
    I am Giroro, a daredevil soldier.
[10:26] ---
    It looks like he put in
    the wrong cassette tape.
[10:28] ---
    Stupid frog...
[10:30] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    Innocent Namul
[10:32] ---
    In short, the Keroro Platoon's
    formidable plan ended in failure.
[10:34] [SONG] ---
    Let's clean the toilet as often as you can.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    Wildly-Welcomed Drawing Song
[10:36] ---
    It can't be helped.
[10:37] ---
    I'll have to wipe everyone's memory of this.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Song
    556 Burning Love Theme
[10:38] [SONG] ---
    Shout! Roar!
[10:43] ---
    However...
[10:45] [SONG] ---
    Keron, kero-kero-kero-kero, Keron
[10:49] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone
[10:49] ---
    ...the "Keroro Platoon" song still playing
    in Natsumi-chan's head wasn't erased.
[10:52] [SONG] ---
    Who needs a purpose?
[10:54] ---
    Noooo!
[10:56] ---
    Gero gerori!
[11:05] ---
    Well, the platoon song strategy failed,
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting
[11:09] ---
    so the Keroro Platoon is in a conference
    to discuss their next plan.
SIGN    155th Regular Strategy Meeting
[11:12] ---
    However...
[11:14] ---
    Ah... it looks like they've suddenly
    come to a standstill.
SIGN    Potato Chips
[11:18] ---
    Still...
SIGN    Invade with a notebook where you write down a person's name and something bad happens to them. <<< Ripoff? Can we do it with a memo pad? (Check with Yama-chan) Based on more everyday-type stuff! Invade with dizziness caused by a prolonged hot bath Invade with a number of stairs so that the person makes a mistake and twists their ankle <<< Too long!
[11:20] ---
    ...all of the plans that seem like
    they'd work would be kind of expensive.
[11:25] ---
    And we used up this month's invasion
    budget on the Keropod Shuffle.
[11:30] ---
    Sheesh!
SIGN    Space Hobby Cat Weather
[11:32] ---
    Doesn't anyone have a good idea?!
SIGN    Keron Newsletter
[11:35] ---
    Keron Newsletter?
[11:37] ---
    Let's see, what's this
    month's feature article?
SIGN    Keron Newsletter
[11:41] ---
    If HQ has enough free time
    to make something like that,
[11:44] ---
    they should give us a
    bigger invasion budget.
[11:47] ---
    Giroro, do you remember the
    name of that water planet
[11:50] ---
    in the Toad Nebula?
[11:52] ---
    You mean Maron Star?
SIGN    Skritch Skritch Skritch
[11:56] ---
    What is it?! Have you
    thought of a good plan?!
SIGN    Maron Star
[12:00] ---
    Um... "Maron Star"...
SIGN    Crossword puzzle
[12:03] ---
    A crossword puzzle!
[12:06] ---
    That fills five down.
[12:08] ---
    Let's try nine across next!
[12:11] ---
    This is no time for crosswords!
SIGN    Sponsored by Keron Headquarters Resonance Contest The winning platoon will receive... ...a bigger invasion budget!
[12:18] ---
    An HQ-sponsored...
[12:19] ---
    ...resonance contest?
[12:21] ---
    And the winners get a bigger invasion budget?
[12:24] ---
    Gero gerori.
[12:29] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Major Resonance, Sir!
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Resonance X 5
[12:41] ---
    Resonance times five!
[12:43] ---
    All right! Stop! Stop!
[12:45] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?
[12:47] ---
    "What's wrong"?!
[12:48] ---
    This is no different than
    our usual resonance!
SIGN    Aim to win the resonance contest
[12:51] ---
    We wanna win this contest!
SIGN    Number one resonance in the universe!
[12:55] ---
    And more than anything, get an
    increase in our invasion budget!
SIGN    Get!!
[12:58] ---
    But we won't even come close to victory
    with this run-of-the-mill resonance!
[13:01] ---
    Then how about we try singing it flat?
[13:06] ---
    That's a new perspective!
[13:07] ---
    Let's give it a shot!
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Resonance x 5 (flat version)
[13:14] ---
    Resonance times five. (Flat version.)
SIGN    Gloom
[13:23] ---
    That kind of drains all
    the energy from the room.
[13:26] ---
    What is this oppressive atmosphere?
SIGN    Kukukukukuku...
[13:31] ---
    Commander-dono! How about
    if we make it more up-tempo?
[13:35] ---
    That's a good idea!
[13:37] ---
    Once in a while, you say just
    the right thing, Dororo!
SIGN    Blush...
[13:39] ---
    R-Really?
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Resonance x 5 (double-speed)
[13:45] ---
    Resonance times five. (Twice as fast.)
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
[13:51] ---
    Dorodoro...
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
[13:53] ---
    Girogiro...
[13:55] ---
    I need to recuperate.
[13:57] ---
    I'm gonna die...
[13:59] ---
    This is death by oxygen shortage...
[14:03] ---
    Scattered cherry blossoms...
SIGN    Sigh...
[14:07] ---
    I'm trying to write a poem to
    send to 623-san's radio show,
[14:10] ---
    but I can't think of what to write.
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[14:17] ---
    Noisy frogs!
[14:20] ---
    Hey! Be quiet already!
[14:24] ---
    "Please pardon the noise
    during our resonance."
[14:28] ---
    I'll give you "resonance"! Open this door!
[14:32] ---
    Sis!
[14:33] ---
    Fuyuki?
[14:34] ---
    Is something wrong?
[14:36] ---
    Come quick! I need your help!
SIGN    Sis, I need your help!
[14:40] ---
    Considering the fact that
     you made it, good job.
[14:43] ---
    You usually burn it to a crisp.
[14:45] ---
    Try tasting it, too.
[14:46] ---
    Let's see.
[14:51] ---
    What is this?! It's delicious!
[14:53] ---
    I know, right? Even though I used the same
    ingredients and same cooking style as always.
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[14:57] ---
    How could it suddenly change?
[15:02] ---
    On a spring day when the
    cherry blossoms scatter,
[15:04] ---
    I think of a girl's smooth skin, my own.
[15:08] ---
    If I bare both shoulders, they're so smooth,
[15:10] ---
    and dyed pink by the flurry
    of falling blossoms.
SIGN    On a spring day when the cherry blossoms scatter, I think of a girl's smooth skin, my own. If I bare both shoulders, they're so smooth and dyed pink by the flurry of falling blossoms.
[15:13] ---
    S-Sis?
[15:14] ---
    What's going on? My poem's suddenly
    coming to me, line after line!
[15:18] ---
    Could it be the influence
    of the platoon's resonance?
[15:22] ---
    Influence of their resonance?
[15:24] ---
    It's like pyramid power.
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[15:27] ---
    Various resonances have an effect
    on a magnetic field or something,
[15:30] ---
    and maybe that produces
    a mysterious force.
SIGN    Meh Average Legendary
SIGN    Resonance level measuring robot, Decibel-kun
[15:39] ---
    How was that resonance?
SIGN    Meh Average Legendary
[15:45] ---
    Deci...
[15:48] ---
    We're still a far cry from
    a legendary resonance.
[15:52] ---
    Gero?
[15:53] ---
    What's a Gundam model doing here?
[15:55] ---
    And in a suspicious pose...
[15:59] ---
    Um...
[16:01] ---
    There.
[16:02] ---
    Now, let's get back on track
[16:04] ---
    and try resonance while dancing.
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[16:13] ---
    Gero?!
[16:14] ---
    What is it, Keroro?
[16:16] ---
    I think its right arm just raised
    in reaction to our resonance...
[16:20] ---
    Oh, come on! That's just your imagination!
[16:22] ---
    Our resonance doesn't
    have that kind of power!
[16:26] ---
    But just maybe...
SIGN    Resonance x 4 Chorus
SIGN    Herbert Von Keroyan
[16:30] ---
    Is everyone ready?
[16:41] ---
    Un, deux, trois, okay!
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Resonance x 4 (chorus version)
[16:47] ---
    Resonance times four. (Chorus version.)
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
[16:56] ---
    What the...?
[17:00] ---
    Just as I suspected!
SIGN    Gerori
[17:02] ---
    That's right! This Gundam responded
    to our resonance and rose up!
[17:08] ---
    O-Our resonance...
[17:08] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[17:10] ---
    ...has that power?!
[17:12] ---
    Come to think of it,
    there is an old Keronian proverb.
SIGN    Ancient Keronian Proverb: He who conquers resonance may conquer a planet.
[17:16] ---
    "He who conquers resonance
[17:18] ---
    may conquer a planet"!
[17:20] ---
    That's it!
[17:22] ---
    True breakthroughs are
    hidden within the basics!
[17:25] ---
    Deci! Deci!
SIGN    Ah!
[17:33] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, your beloved Captain Geroro
    collector's edition video is ruined!
[17:38] ---
    What?!
[17:41] ---
    It looks like our resonance
    draws out negative power, too.
[17:44] ---
    Certainly, at this rate,
    we can't expect decent results.
[17:48] ---
    But if we improve our precision, just wait!
[17:50] ---
    Just wait!
[17:52] ---
    And so,
[17:53] ---
    we're going to use our resonance power to
    run the instant dumplings production line.
[17:57] ---
    Why does it always come back to this?!
[18:00] ---
    Even if we don't win the resonance contest,
[18:03] ---
    if we can mass-produce instant dumplings,
[18:06] ---
    that'll increase our budget, right?
[18:08] ---
    In a battle, you always need to be thinking
    two or three moves ahead, Giroro.
[18:12] ---
    Um, aren't you losing sight
    of the original purpose?
[18:15] ---
    Lady Mois! Are you ready?
[18:18] ---
    Yes! Good luck, Uncle!
[18:21] ---
    Or, like, power supply?
[18:23] ---
    I'm counting on you too, Decibel-kun.
[18:25] ---
    Decina-baby!
[18:27] ---
    All right, then! Huh? Are you gonna say it?
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Meh Average Legendary
[18:40] ---
    Uncle! The stubborn mold vanished,
    making the tub area gleam!
[18:44] ---
    Or, like, cleanser foregone?
[18:47] ---
    Then I won't have to clean
    the tub for a while!
[18:51] ---
    But not one instant dumpling
    has been produced!
[18:54] ---
    Okay, again! One more time!
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Termites
[18:59] ---
    White ants!
[19:00] ---
    Termites!
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[19:04] ---
    Uncle! Now termites are being exterminated!
[19:07] ---
    What the heck?! Termites?!
[19:09] ---
    I want dumplings!
[19:12] ---
    Let's try again!
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
[19:14] ---
    But at the time, the platoon
    didn't notice something.
[19:17] ---
    Little by little, their resonance
    began to have an effect on the Earth.
SIGN    Meh Average Legendary
[19:28] ---
    Now make a ton of instant dumplings!
SIGN    Nagoya Specialty: Sweet Rice Jelly
[19:39] ---
    Nagoya specialty, sweet rice jelly.
[19:42] ---
    Why?
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
[19:44] ---
    Gero?
[19:45] ---
    Kululu, I need you to be in
    harmony with the rest of us...
[19:48] ---
    Gero?!
[19:50] ---
    Tch. Caught me, did you?
[19:54] ---
    All right, one last time!
[19:55] ---
    The Keroro Platoon's major resonance!
    One last shot! Are you gonna say it?
[20:00] ---
    Are you gonna say it?
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Tamatamatamatama... Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
SIGN    Resonance x 5
[20:03] ---
    Major resonance times five.
SIGN    Meh Average Legendary
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[20:23] ---
    One more step! Our hearts will be as one!
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
[20:27] ---
    Fighting spirit...
SIGN    Dorodorodorodoro...
[20:29] ---
    Our hearts as one...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu...
[20:31] ---
    It cooked really well!
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
[20:33] ---
    Pheromone-san, come on!
[20:41] ---
    Gero!
[20:48] ---
    Yes! Success!
[20:51] ---
    Or, like, wishes granted?
[20:53] ---
    Whew! Now we can participate in that
    resonance contest without worry!
[20:59] ---
    W-What is this?!
[21:01] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:02] ---
    Commander! This is...
SIGN    Keron Newsletter
[21:05] ---
    The resonance contest entry form.
[21:08] ---
    Read it carefully!
[21:10] ---
    Let's see...
SIGN    Keron HQ is sponsoring a resonance contest Platoon name Members (up to 6) Current invasion location Reason for entering the contest
[21:12] ---
    "Currently only open to those
    who have successfully invaded...
SIGN    Currently only open to those who have successfully invaded a planet. Contact Keron HQ for any questions about the resonance contest.
[21:16] ---
    ...a planet."
[21:19] ---
    Then we...
SIGN    No invasion experience
[21:21] ---
    ...can't do it.
[21:23] ---
    And so, the Keroro Platoon's ambition
    collapsed like a house of cards.
[21:28] ---
    But thanks to that resonance,
    Earth became just a little bit more beautiful.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    The Keroro Robot is finally here!
[23:10] ---
    The steps it goes through before
    moving out are important.
[23:13] ---
    You can't pilot it if you
    don't have time for feelings.
[23:15] ---
    Well, it's a man thing!
[23:17] ---
    That aside, robot aside, launching sequence!
[23:21] ---
    "Keroro: Fuse, Keroro Robot, Sir!"
SIGN    Crack
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Invasion!
    Cherry Blossom Forefront, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E156 - Keroro: Fuse, Keroro Robot, Sir! / Keroro: Invasion! Cherry Blossom Forefront, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    The Hinata house, the same as ever...
[01:34] ---
    ...while below, plans for invasion
    are proceeding once more.
[01:39] ---
    Keroro robot!
SIGN    Keroro Robot
[01:44] ---
    Tamama robot!
SIGN    Tamama Robot
[01:49] ---
    Giroro robot!
SIGN    Giroro Robot
[01:55] ---
    Yes. Kululu robot.
SIGN    Kululu Robot
[02:01] ---
    Observe!
[02:02] ---
    The Keroro Platoon exclusive robots!
[02:04] ---
    They're truly invader-ish items!
[02:06] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[02:11] ---
    Keroro: Fuse, Keroro Robot, Sir!
[02:18] ---
    W-What's this?
[02:20] ---
    This? As you can see, Keroro Platoon
    exclusive invader robots!
[02:24] ---
    Exclusive... robots.
[02:27] ---
    Gero!
[02:29] ---
    Sorry! I totally forgot to
    make one for you, Dororo!
[02:34] ---
    Th-That is so mean, Keroro-kun...
[02:40] ---
    I know where this is going...
[02:41] ---
    That is fine.
[02:43] ---
    Gero?!
[02:44] ---
    A ninja does not need to rely
    on mechanical men such as these.
[02:48] ---
    And especially not as a tool for invasion.
[02:52] ---
    Apologies!
[02:53] ---
    Stare...
[02:55] ---
    Dororo-senpai thinks you've wronged him, huh?
[02:59] ---
    The truth is, I did prepare one for him...
[03:03] ---
    Gero?!
[03:04] ---
    Gara gara gara gara!
[03:07] ---
    Long time no see, Keroro Platoon!
[03:10] ---
    Y-You! Mecha Viper Retake!
[03:12] ---
    Not "Retake"! "Returns!"
[03:15] ---
    Although that's what I used to be called!
[03:18] ---
    Now I'm not "Returns," but "Revenge"!
SIGN    Return
SIGN    Return
SIGN    Return
    Revenge
[03:23] ---
    Whatever.
[03:25] ---
    Just one pattern...
[03:27] ---
    So what do you want?
[03:29] ---
    It's obvious, gara!
[03:30] ---
    I'm challenging all of you
    to another duel, gara!
[03:34] ---
    It seems the matching robots we made
[03:37] ---
    have awakened his
    tokusatsu enemy monster's soul.
[03:41] ---
    I'll be waiting at the old land
    development, gara! Come quickly, gara!
SIGN    Map
SIGN    Land
    Development
[03:47] ---
    What are we going to do?
[03:49] ---
    Ignore him, of course!
[03:52] ---
    More importantly, the invasion!
[03:54] ---
    We have an important
    mission to invade Pekopon!
[03:59] ---
    K-Keroro...
[04:01] ---
    Gero?
[04:02] ---
    Y-You...
[04:03] ---
    It's not just talk...
[04:05] ---
    This time... This time for sure,
    it seems you really have
[04:07] ---
    become a resident of "Invasion Village"!
[04:11] ---
    Then accept that scoundrel's challenge!
[04:15] ---
    Regarding our invasion of Pekopon,
    he's an impediment!
[04:19] ---
    Let's get rid of him while we're
    breaking in the invasion robots.
[04:23] ---
    E-Easy for you to say...
[04:26] ---
    It's a pain...
[04:29] ---
    Keroro! You mustn't run away!
    That's no good, sir!
[04:33] ---
    As with anything, fake it 'til you make it!
[04:36] ---
    Now is the time for you to light the
    fire of our inner invader's soul!
SIGN    Invader's
SIGN    Soul
[04:42] ---
    Invader's soul...
[04:44] ---
    All right!
[04:47] ---
    Keroro Platoon robots, move out!
[04:50] ---
    Roger!
[04:54] ---
    Gero!
[04:55] ---
    Giro!
[04:55] ---
    Go!
[04:56] ---
    Garuda!
[04:58] ---
    Oleana!
[04:58] ---
    Nallur!
[04:59] ---
    Kululu!
[05:07] ---
    What the...?!
[05:12] ---
    I am dizzy!
[05:14] ---
    I-In all things, fake it 'til you make it, sir!
[05:20] ---
    W-What's going on here?!
[05:22] ---
    In all things, fake it... Fake it...
[05:26] ---
    I feel sick!
[05:30] ---
    How long's it gonna take us to
    actually get inside the robots?!
[05:41] ---
    Yahoo!
[05:42] ---
    What about the robots?!
[05:44] ---
    They should be along shortly!
[05:46] ---
    Takeoff! Takeoff!
SIGN    Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Shop
[06:01] ---
    Let's go!
[06:06] ---
    Keroider... on!
[06:08] ---
    Sir!
[06:11] ---
    Giroider... on!
[06:16] ---
    Tamaider... on!
[06:18] ---
    This is kind of an
    eyebrow-raising position...
[06:26] ---
    What were you doing, gara?!
[06:28] ---
    I got sick of waiting for you, gara!
[06:31] ---
    Look, we don't really have
    to bother fighting, do we?
[06:34] ---
    It's obvious that we'll win.
[06:37] ---
    Shut up, gara!
[06:38] ---
    Keep your promise, gara!
[06:41] ---
    Then we'll keep our promise...
[06:44] ---
    There is no need to show mercy in battle!
[06:46] ---
    Right!
[06:50] ---
    They got first blood!
[06:55] ---
    However...
[06:57] ---
    Giant Viper!
[07:00] ---
    There, you see? It's what you always get
    from a tokusatsu enemy monster.
[07:04] ---
    Gerorincho...
[07:07] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[07:09] ---
    Take this!
[07:14] ---
    Gara, gara, gara.
[07:16] ---
    That didn't even tickle!
[07:19] ---
    What?!
[07:20] ---
    We are in trouble...
[07:21] ---
    Viper Kick!
[07:27] ---
    Yikes. I'm out of here.
[07:29] ---
    Whoa, now!
[07:30] ---
    You're not going anywhere, gara!
[07:35] ---
    Gero... Gero!
[07:38] ---
    Gara, gara, gara, gara!
[07:40] ---
    W-What's happening here, Kululu?!
[07:42] ---
    Our invasion robots are too weak!
[07:44] ---
    That's not it.
[07:46] ---
    He's just too strong.
[07:48] ---
    Now's the time... Now's the time
    for our ultimate attack!
[07:51] ---
    Impossible. We need all five units together.
[07:55] ---
    At a time like this...
[07:56] ---
    If only Dororo were here...
[07:58] ---
    The coup de grace, gara!
[08:04] ---
    Dororo! You came!
[08:07] ---
    I've been waiting for you, gara!
[08:09] ---
    My eternal rival!
[08:11] ---
    Viper-dono! This kind of fight is futile!
[08:14] ---
    I would like you to withdraw!
[08:15] ---
    I can't do that, gara!
[08:18] ---
    We're Keronians' natural enemy!
[08:20] ---
    This is destiny, gara!
[08:22] ---
    Now, get in your robot!
    Get in and fight me, gara!
[08:27] ---
    I am woefully inept at operating
    an automaton like that...
[08:31] ---
    ...but it is to save
    Commander-dono and the others!
[08:35] ---
    Dororo robot!
[08:39] ---
    Fusion!
[08:41] ---
    On!
SIGN    Dororo Robot
[08:45] ---
    Ready!
[08:47] ---
    Let's rumble, gara!
[08:58] ---
    H-He's strong...
[08:59] ---
    Dororo's totally strong.
[09:01] ---
    After everything he said,
    it's a piece of cake for him.
[09:04] ---
    Dororo robot!
[09:06] ---
    We are one mind and body!
[09:10] ---
    We are brothers!
[09:13] ---
    Right now, my blood...
[09:15] ---
    ...is on fire!
[09:18] ---
    Dororo!
SIGN    Holy Peacock Slash
[09:20] ---
    Holy Peacock Slash!
[09:26] ---
    Th-That's not the Dororo I know!
[09:28] ---
    I know, right?
[09:29] ---
    He's one of those people who changes
    the minute they grab the controls.
[09:33] ---
    Shoo-ba-ba-ba-bam!
[09:38] ---
    Now, my honorable leader! Fusion!
[09:42] ---
    Okay, right.
[09:45] ---
    Keroro Platoon! Come together
    with a single purpose!
[09:48] ---
    Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
[09:52] ---
    Let's... Kerobine!
[10:05] ---
    The greatest fusion in history!
[10:07] ---
    Great Keron!
[10:09] ---
    I... I didn't know you could do that!
[10:12] ---
    Mecha Viper Revenge! Prepare yourself!
[10:17] ---
    Um... um...
[10:18] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?!
[10:20] ---
    I... I'm not balanced here properly.
    If I move the wrong way...
[10:23] ---
    What are you dawdling for?!
[10:25] ---
    Take a step forward like this...
[10:30] ---
    Gero!
[10:36] ---
    Geron...
[10:38] ---
    Stare...
[10:41] ---
    I'm not in the mood anymore, gara.
[10:43] ---
    Mood change!
[10:44] ---
    We'll start afresh some other time, gara!
[10:49] ---
    Commander-dono!
    All of you need more training.
[10:53] ---
    Th-That aside, why don't you
    get out of the robot for now?
[10:56] ---
    No excuses! I shall instruct you thoroughly
    on how to pilot these contraptions!
[11:04] ---
    Gold coins to a cat. Pearls before swine.
     Giving a metal rod to an ogre.
[11:07] ---
    And now, give a Dororo robot to
    Lance Corporal Dororo, and it'll backfire!
[11:19] ---
    The season of cherry blossoms.
[11:21] ---
    Like the flower petals that dance as they fall,
    people get excited about this time of year.
[11:25] ---
    Hey, isn't that great?!
[11:28] ---
    Mom got to take a day off, so we're
    gonna see the cherry blossoms together!
[11:32] ---
    We don't often get a chance like this!
[11:34] ---
    So let's reserve the best spot!
[11:36] ---
    That's probably impossible.
[11:38] ---
    Tomorrow is the viewing season peak.
[11:41] ---
    I imagine there are lots of people staying
    there overnight to secure a spot.
SIGN    Secure a spot?!
[11:46] ---
    Secure a spot?
[11:47] ---
    Besides, it may rain, or something
    might come up for Mom.
[11:53] ---
    Sheesh! Is it fun for you to be
    so negative about everything?
[11:58] ---
    You're not looking forward to
    seeing the cherry blossoms?!
[12:01] ---
    I... I didn't say that...
[12:03] ---
    ...but the more you look forward to something,
    the bigger your disappointment could be.
[12:05] ---
    Yes. Oh, really?
[12:06] ---
    Please hold one moment.
    Hey, what's going on with this?
[12:07] ---
    After all, it's happened
    several times before.
[12:09] ---
    I don't mind so much, but disappointment
    hits you like a serious disease, Sis.
[12:15] ---
    My little brother is admonishing me.
[12:17] ---
    But that's no reason to...
[12:21] ---
    Gero gerori.
[12:23] ---
    Hey, stupid frog! Clean up here!
[12:29] ---
    Keroro: Invasion!
    Cherry Blossom Forefront, Sir!
[12:37] ---
    All hands, full throttle, sir!
[12:39] ---
    W-Wait a second, Keroro!
[12:42] ---
    Why do we have to secure a cherry blossom
    viewing party spot or whatever?
[12:46] ---
    You've gotten rusty, Giroro.
[12:48] ---
    Try thinking it over a bit.
[12:51] ---
    Wha...? Secure a spot?
SIGN    Keep Out!
[12:54] ---
    Lock down a location... Obtain territory.
[12:57] ---
    In other words... invasion!
SIGN    Invasion
[12:59] ---
    I see! The invasion!
[13:01] ---
    Indeed. This is the perfect chance
     to show Lady Natsumi and the rest
[13:05] ---
    what the Keroro Platoon can do!
[13:07] ---
    Get fired up, Corporal Giroro
    and Private Tamama!
[13:11] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Okanei Park
[13:16] ---
    Th-This is...
[13:18] ---
    The war has progressed
    further than I imagined.
SIGN    SUNIRASE
[13:21] ---
    I didn't know that securing
    a spot was so challenging.
[13:25] ---
    A-Anyway, let's search for an open space.
[13:28] ---
    Tama! There's no place to even walk!
[13:35] ---
    Who's there?!
[13:36] ---
    Nobody's taking this area from me!
[13:41] ---
    This really is a battlefield.
[13:43] ---
    There is no open space here!
[13:46] ---
    Darn it! I will free up some space like this!
[13:50] ---
    S-Stop, Private Tamama!
[13:52] ---
    Let go of me! Let go of me!
[13:56] ---
    Even on the battlefield, there are rules.
[13:58] ---
    We're not arrogant invaders.
[14:02] ---
    That is my Mr. Sergeant.
[14:04] ---
    A heart like a single blooming flower
    on a battlefield.
[14:07] ---
    You're askin' for it!
[14:09] ---
    I found this place first!
[14:12] ---
    Shut up! I'm the head of
    this city's PR department!
[14:14] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, is that...
[14:16] ---
    Don't look!
[14:17] ---
    I'm sure they were good men once!
[14:19] ---
    Before coming here.
[14:21] ---
    If we do a careful search,
    I'm sure we'll find it.
[14:23] ---
    The final frontier.
[14:25] ---
    Keroro. You really are naive.
[14:30] ---
    This is unmistakably a battlefield!
[14:32] ---
    He who controls military power
    controls the location!
[14:36] ---
    A fire has been lit under
    Corporal Giroro's soldier's soul!
[14:39] ---
    I will do it, too!
[14:41] ---
    I'll fill you full of lead!
[14:44] ---
    Is there nothing I can do to stop them?!
[14:47] ---
    No, no. You have to follow the rules.
[14:50] ---
    Gulp!
[14:54] ---
    Gero!
[14:56] ---
    H-How can he see us?!
[14:58] ---
    Is the anti-barrier malfunctioning?
[15:01] ---
    Y-Yikes.
[15:03] ---
    Is this your first time securing
    a spot for cherry blossom viewing?
[15:07] ---
    Yes.
[15:10] ---
    I thought so.
[15:11] ---
    Gero! A Glassinite?!
[15:14] ---
    I-If you look closely, you'll see
    a lot of other aliens here, too.
[15:18] ---
    Tch! The place is crawling with hostiles!
[15:21] ---
    W-What is this?
[15:24] ---
    And what do you mean, rules?
[15:26] ---
    The rules are...
[15:27] ---
    I was here first!
[15:28] ---
    No, I was!
[15:29] ---
    Those guys from before...
[15:33] ---
    They're aliens?!
[15:36] ---
    Violence is against the law, poya!
[15:39] ---
    You have to follow the rules, poya!
[15:40] ---
    I... I'm sorry.
[15:42] ---
    Everyone is supposed to get along
    on cherry blossom viewing day, poya.
[15:45] ---
    S-Space Police Officer...
[15:47] ---
    ...Poyan-chan!
[15:48] ---
    Lawbreakers will be arrested
    immediately, poya!
[15:50] ---
    Mind you don't drink too much
    during the actual party, poya.
[15:53] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[15:55] ---
    Keronians!
[15:56] ---
    H-Hello!
[15:58] ---
    If you cause trouble again,
    I'll throw you in the slammer!
[16:01] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[16:04] ---
    You're not allowed to bring
    dangerous items here, poya!
[16:07] ---
    M-My gun!
[16:13] ---
    You need to play by Pekoponian rules
    to enjoy cherry blossom viewing.
[16:17] ---
    There's only one rule.
    "The early bird gets the worm."
[16:20] ---
    A-Anyway, let's split up and search, sir!
[16:24] ---
    Someone may be willing to give up their spot.
[16:32] ---
    Oh, boy. The whole park is packed.
[16:36] ---
    I underestimated the
    cherry blossom viewing party.
[16:42] ---
    No, Catherine.
[16:43] ---
    That's a bench with a roof! I mean,
    that's it! It is indeed Beverly Hills!
SIGN    Prime Spot
[16:49] ---
    This is the final frontier!
[16:51] ---
    Yay!
[16:52] ---
    I... I finally found it!
[16:56] ---
    Sarge! I'm impressed you
    found a place like this!
[16:59] ---
    What? Why?
[17:01] ---
    Good job, stupid frog!
[17:03] ---
    I mean, Keroro-sama!
[17:05] ---
    It's because I'm an invader.
[17:07] ---
    Why don't you use this same
    drive to invade Pekopon?
[17:12] ---
    What can I say to that?
[17:15] ---
    Gero?!
[17:16] ---
    What are you doing here?!
[17:17] ---
    556!
[17:21] ---
    A-Actually, um...
[17:23] ---
    ...I was looking for a cherry
    blossom viewing spot...
[17:26] ---
    Say what?!
[17:27] ---
    This...
SIGN    Crack
[17:29] ---
    ...is our spot!
[17:32] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry
    my brother took a good spot!
[17:37] ---
    556, how did you get this prime location?
[17:41] ---
    I'm overflowing with a limitless future,
[17:44] ---
    so is there any place I can't get?!
[17:46] ---
    It's not hard! If you just stay up all night
    for one month, it's easy!
[17:50] ---
    556! I have a once-in-a-lifetime
    favor to ask.
[17:53] ---
    Name it!
[17:55] ---
    We're best buddies, aren't we?
[17:58] ---
    556, I want you to give me your
    cherry blossom viewing spot.
[18:04] ---
    B-Bro looks downright mad!
[18:08] ---
    It really is a nice spot, isn't it?
[18:11] ---
    Young lady, would you mind
    very much letting me have it?
[18:15] ---
    Wait!
[18:17] ---
    Nobody's getting my spot that easily!
[18:20] ---
    556!
SIGN    Check
[18:21] ---
    Money is no object...
[18:25] ---
    You're a very reasonable man.
[18:28] ---
    Lavie! It's been a long time!
[18:29] ---
    Let's get something to eat!
[18:32] ---
    Now we won't starve anymore, Bro!
SIGN    Check
[18:40] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:42] ---
    I found an open spot!
[18:45] ---
    Gero? Really?!
[18:48] ---
    This is the best you could do?
[18:49] ---
    But even this spot would be
    taken by someone else soon.
[18:52] ---
    Yeah. At this point,
    beggars can't be choosers!
[18:55] ---
    We'll hold this patch of land
    with everything we've got!
[18:57] ---
    Roger...
[19:02] ---
    Really?!
[19:04] ---
    Okay, got it! I'll get ready!
[19:07] ---
    Mom said she's 100% free to go!
[19:10] ---
    Really? That's great, Sis.
[19:13] ---
    Now the only problems are
    getting a spot and the weather.
[19:18] ---
    Sis!
[19:19] ---
    What is it?
[19:21] ---
    O-Oh, no...
SIGN    Supermarket O
[19:29] ---
    Hey, we did our best, didn't we?
[19:33] ---
    Yeah.
[19:34] ---
    We did everything we could.
[19:36] ---
    Even for a crummy place like this,
    but we've got no choice.
[19:40] ---
    The cherry blossoms are
    beautiful at night too, huh?
SIGN    Supermarket O
SIGN    Garbage Area
    Leave Trash There
[19:53] ---
    The day of cherry blossom
    viewing! Fair weather!
[19:59] ---
    We're lucky it turned out nice.
[20:01] ---
    That must be because I've
    been a good girl lately.
[20:05] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki, is it true the
    stupid frog saved us a space?
[20:08] ---
    Yeah. I got a text from him this morning.
[20:12] ---
    There are people everywhere.
    There's no way he got a space.
SIGN    Garbage Area
    Leave Trash There
[20:25] ---
    See? He's not here.
[20:29] ---
    Ow!
[20:32] ---
    Sarge!
[20:34] ---
    W-Welcome!
[20:37] ---
    I... um...
[20:39] ---
    ...did my best...
[20:41] ---
    ...but in the end, I couldn't get a spot...
[20:45] ---
    It's a boring place, but instead...
[20:48] ---
    Natsumi! Fuyuki!
[20:50] ---
    Look at this!
[20:59] ---
    What is this?! Amazing!
[21:07] ---
    Yoo-hoo!
[21:09] ---
    This is the best, Sarge!
[21:13] ---
    R-Really?
[21:16] ---
    I don't go in for this spring thing.
    Clashes with my skin.
[21:22] ---
    Really? I like it.
[21:25] ---
    I dig the town, all dyed pink.
[21:28] ---
    Yeah, that's right!
[21:30] ---
    Cherry blossoms! Viewing them!
    We're gonna go view cherry blossoms, too!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Chief Nurse Pururu here!
[23:09] ---
    Call me when you're ill.
[23:13] ---
    You'll be cured in one shot
    with a special shot!
[23:15] ---
    And I'm waiting with
    all kinds of other shots, too!
[23:18] ---
    That aside, next week's
    lucky color is violet.
SIGN    Sagittarius
SIGN    Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
[23:23] ---
    "Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E157 - Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir! / Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    Well, a new school year has begun.
    Have you made any new friends?
[01:37] ---
    Perfect Zeong is so sweet!
[01:40] ---
    It's awesome that he has legs.
[01:43] ---
    Keroro! I know we've reached a
    brick wall, but this is a meeting!
[01:46] ---
    Sorry about that...
SIGN    Regular Pekopon Invasion Meeting
[01:49] ---
    Okay, does anyone else have an idea?
SIGN    No Reaction
[01:54] ---
    No reaction.
[01:56] ---
    But maybe it's better when he
    doesn't have legs, after all.
[01:59] ---
    You can't tell how important he is.
[02:05] ---
    Keroro! That's enough, you nitwit!
[02:07] ---
    What?! You didn't have any ideas, either!
SIGN    The Falling Out
[02:13] ---
    Good grief. You never change.
[02:16] ---
    Gero?!
[02:17] ---
    Chief Nurse Pururu!
[02:20] ---
    Long time no see, Keroro-kun.
SIGN    Chief Nurse Pururu
[02:23] ---
    This is Chief Nurse Pururu!
[02:25] ---
    She's a childhood friend of Sergeant Keroro
    and was a member of the Galulu Platoon.
[02:32] ---
    Pururu: Leave It to the Chief Nurse, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    Chief Nurse Pururu! It's been a long time!
[02:41] ---
    You like your toys as much as ever, huh?
[02:44] ---
    Come to think of it, you played video games
    at the training school, which resulted in...
[02:49] ---
    L-Let's leave that aside!
    What brings you here today?
[02:53] ---
    That's right! Aren't you
    in the Galulu Platoon?
[02:59] ---
    Medical... examinations?
[03:03] ---
    Yes. I came to give you your results.
[03:06] ---
    First, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
[03:08] ---
    That's me!
[03:09] ---
    You eat too many sweets.
    Keep it up, and you'll get diabetes.
SIGN    Diabetes
[03:15] ---
    Corporal Giroro, you're
    mentally fatigued from stress.
[03:18] ---
    Wha...?!
[03:19] ---
    The cause is irritation with the
    invasion's delay and the commander.
SIGN    Irritation
[03:23] ---
    I knew it was your fault!
[03:27] ---
    And also lovesickness.
SIGN    Lovesick
[03:30] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo...
[03:32] ---
    Because of repeatedly being forgotten by
    those around you, and past traumas,
[03:35] ---
    your heart is in a lot of pain.
SIGN    Pain
[03:39] ---
    That is not my fault.
[03:42] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu is as fit as a fiddle.
[03:46] ---
    But you've got a chronically
    nasty personality.
SIGN    Kukukukuku...
[03:49] ---
    Of course.
[03:51] ---
    And the biggest problem is Sergeant Keroro.
[03:55] ---
    Gero! M-Me?!
[03:58] ---
    Ready? Listen carefully.
[04:01] ---
    G-Gero...
SIGN    Severe Gundam Model Syndrome robs one of the ability to concentrate on an invasion.
[04:07] ---
    Severe Gundam Model Syndrome
[04:10] ---
    is robbing you of the ability
    to concentrate on the invasion.
SIGN    Gundam Model Syndrome
[04:13] ---
    G-Gundam Model Syndrome?!
[04:16] ---
    That's a real disease?
[04:18] ---
    That sounds like Mr. Sergeant.
[04:20] ---
    Anyway, you all have problems!
[04:23] ---
    Take a break from the invasion immediately,
[04:24] ---
    because the Keroro Platoon needs treatment!
[04:31] ---
    And so, Chief Nurse Pururu's
    treatment plan began.
SIGN    Let's Keep Our River Clean
[04:36] ---
    What a pain...
[04:38] ---
    Hey! No loafing on the job!
[04:40] ---
    If you do good deeds,
    it'll cure your personality.
[04:44] ---
    W-Will this really relieve me of stress?
[04:48] ---
    Let yourself relax and empty your thoughts.
[04:52] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:53] ---
    You need artificial respiration!
[04:56] ---
    Come on! Helping someone
    will cure your personality!
[04:59] ---
    Got it!
[05:01] ---
    Mouth-to-mouth!
[05:05] ---
    I wanna eat sweets!
[05:07] ---
    Let me eat them, darn it!
[05:09] ---
    Forget it. You're forbidden
    to have sweets for a while.
[05:09] ---
    Sweets! Sweets! Sweets!
[05:13] ---
    Lack of concentration... Was that it?
SIGN    Now Accepting Gundam Model Donations!
[05:17] ---
    Then I'll conquer it with
    my own brand of treatment!
[05:22] ---
    The 24-hour Gundam Model Marathon!
SIGN    Gundam Model Marathon
[05:23] ---
    Love Saves Jaburo!
SIGN    Love Saves Jaburo
[05:26] ---
    I'll cultivate concentration by putting
    together a cavalcade of Gundam models!
[05:30] ---
    Wait... That'll have the opposite effect!
[05:32] ---
    Lady Mois! Keep 'em coming!
SIGN    Collection
    Box
[05:34] ---
    Right, Uncle!
[05:36] ---
    Or, like, nearly alike?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Isolation Camp No Trespassing Beyond This Point
[05:43] ---
    All right, what does this look like?
[05:45] ---
    Gyan.
[05:46] ---
    And this?
[05:48] ---
    Zakrello.
[05:49] ---
    And this?
[05:50] ---
    Gouf.
[05:52] ---
    He's hopeless.
[05:54] ---
    If anything, he's gotten even worse.
[05:56] ---
    Kululu, can't you do anything?
[06:00] ---
    G-Armor, G-Sky...
[06:00] ---
    Are you sure you want me to step in?
[06:02] ---
    G Blue...
[06:03] ---
    We need to really crack down on him.
[06:06] ---
    Invasion...
[06:08] ---
    Invasion...
SIGN    Invasion
[06:10] ---
    Invasion...
[06:11] ---
    Invasion...
[06:13] ---
    Invasion...
SIGN    Invasion Invasion Invasion Invasion
[06:15] ---
    In...
[06:24] ---
    Don't touch them, or you'll be electrocuted.
[06:26] ---
    95... 96...
SIGN    Clear!!
[06:29] ---
    97... 98...
SIGN    Clear!!
SIGN    Clear!!
[06:32] ---
    99... 100.
SIGN    Good Job!!
[06:34] ---
    Gero.
[06:37] ---
    We're sorry, gods of Gundam models!
[06:40] ---
    From GM...
SIGN    Food Stall Series Oden Stall
[06:42] ---
    ...to an oden stall.
[06:43] ---
    From Dom...
[06:44] ---
    ...to Kumamoto Castle...
[06:46] ---
    Do we really have to go this far?
[06:49] ---
    It's so he can heal and remain on Pekopon!
SIGN    Infirmary
[06:57] ---
    Gundam models... The Gundam models...
[07:00] ---
    The Gundam models are coming!
[07:05] ---
    Keroro-kun is gone?!
[07:07] ---
    Yeah. It was like this
    when I came this morning.
[07:10] ---
    He obviously escaped.
[07:12] ---
    It must have been so hard on Uncle.
[07:16] ---
    Or, like, withdrawal symptoms?
[07:18] ---
    Anyway, let's split up and look for him.
[07:23] ---
    Not here.
[07:24] ---
    Not here.
[07:26] ---
    He is not in here.
[07:28] ---
    Uncle!
[07:30] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[07:33] ---
    Anyone find him?
[07:34] ---
    No.
[07:36] ---
    Uncle...
[07:37] ---
    It looks like he really did run away.
[07:41] ---
    That dope! He hasn't changed
    since we were kids!
[07:44] ---
    What do you mean?
[07:48] ---
    When he was discovered playing
    a forbidden video game
[07:52] ---
    and it was about to be confiscated,
[07:54] ---
    he once pulled a runner.
[07:56] ---
    Everyone searched for him,
[07:58] ---
    but in the end, he didn't
    turn up until two days later.
[08:02] ---
    Hunger beat out hiding.
[08:06] ---
    That guy is incorrigible.
[08:08] ---
    For now, let's look for him one more time.
[08:25] ---
    As if he'd be in there...
[08:41] ---
    So you were in here.
[08:43] ---
    How did you know?
[08:45] ---
    Remember? When the same kind of thing
    happened back at training school,
[08:50] ---
    nobody could find you
[08:52] ---
    except for me.
[08:55] ---
    Hi...
[08:57] ---
    Back then, you said...
[08:59] ---
    Please! Don't say anything!
[09:02] ---
    So I kept my mouth shut.
[09:05] ---
    Don't you remember?
[09:07] ---
    It's all coming back...
[09:10] ---
    What do you want to do?
[09:11] ---
    Should I keep quiet this time, too?
[09:13] ---
    Gero!
[09:17] ---
    When I see how little you've changed,
    it makes me feel nostalgic.
[09:22] ---
    I know whatever I say won't change you.
[09:25] ---
    I... I owe you one.
[09:29] ---
    But back then, you hid in the second drawer.
[09:32] ---
    You couldn't fit in it this time.
[09:34] ---
    So you are growing.
[09:37] ---
    What are you talking about?! Of course!
[09:39] ---
    I'm as much of an adult as you are!
[09:42] ---
    In that case, you'll be
    able to come out this time.
[09:45] ---
    Gero...
[09:47] ---
    I'm no match for you,
[09:49] ---
    Pururu-chan.
[09:52] ---
    We've known each other a long time.
[09:59] ---
    C-Can I ask you a favor?
[10:02] ---
    Get me out.
SIGN    Let's Invade!
[10:07] ---
    I'm sorry, everyone!
[10:09] ---
    It shows how hard your special
    training was, right, Uncle?
[10:13] ---
    Or, like, flounder around?
[10:15] ---
    But what about your treatment?
[10:18] ---
    Gero... Well...
[10:20] ---
    It's okay. I'll stay on Pekopon
[10:23] ---
    and look after the whole platoon!
[10:25] ---
    Gero... Chief Nurse Pururu...
[10:28] ---
    Certainly, the platoon needs to be
    kept healthy for the invasion.
[10:32] ---
    Welcome!
[10:34] ---
    I'm looking forward to working together.
[10:36] ---
    Well, for starters, drop your drawers.
SIGN    Jab
SIGN    Jab
SIGN    Jab
SIGN    Jab
[10:42] ---
    Yes!
[10:45] ---
    After this and that, Chief Nurse Pururu
    became stationed on Pekopon.
SIGN    Let's Invade!
[10:54] ---
    You're lucky, Keroro-kun...
[10:57] ---
    Lance Corporal... Dororo...
[10:59] ---
    She has worried about all of you.
[11:01] ---
    While I was promptly forgotten about
    after being shocked about my diagnosis...
SIGN    Let's Invade!
SIGN    Ah...
[11:08] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[11:09] ---
    It is not fair! It is not fair, Keroro-kun!
[11:12] ---
    Oh, I haven't forgotten about you!
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Jab
[11:17] ---
    Yes!
[11:19] ---
    Ecstasy...
[11:29] ---
    This is sudden, but do you
    believe in horoscopes?
[11:32] ---
    It seems this will be a tough year
    for Virgos with type A blood
[11:34] ---
    who were born
    in the Year of the Snake.
[11:36] ---
    All right, the dishes are done...
[11:39] ---
    You're early today, huh, Sis?
[11:41] ---
    That's right.
    Before morning assembly today...
[11:45] ---
    Oh, no! It's already this late!
[11:47] ---
    All right, today's horoscope.
[11:50] ---
    I'll just watch this before I go.
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 1 Gemini Lucky Color
[11:52] ---
    If you're a Gemini, today's your lucky day!
[11:54] ---
    No matter what you do,
    it'll probably work out!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 2: Sagittarius Number 3: Virgo
[11:56] ---
    The second luckiest is Sagittarius!
    Your lucky color is blue.
SIGN    Sagittarius
[11:59] ---
    Close! Second place...
    But I guess I'll take it.
[12:03] ---
    Then I'll take the blue handkerchief,
    since it's today's lucky color.
[12:07] ---
    See you later!
[12:11] ---
    Gero gero!
[12:15] ---
    Natsumi: Today's Horoscope, Sir!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 2: Sagittarius
[12:21] ---
    The second luckiest is Sagittarius!
    Your lucky color is blue.
[12:24] ---
    Close! Second place...
[12:26] ---
    As you can see,
[12:28] ---
    the Pekoponians are a foolish race
[12:31] ---
    that are controlled by these unscientific
    horoscopes, even when they're in a hurry.
[12:36] ---
    Is that really so?
[12:37] ---
    Or, like, fortune telling?
[12:40] ---
    In other words, if you control the horoscope,
[12:42] ---
    you control the Pekoponians!
[12:45] ---
    I see.
[12:46] ---
    Manipulating information through horoscopes.
[12:49] ---
    Certainly, it is peculiar how people have
    believed in horoscopes since ancient times.
[12:55] ---
    But can Pekoponians really be controlled
[12:58] ---
    through these horoscopes?
[13:00] ---
    That's a good question, Corporal Giroro!
[13:03] ---
    For the plan to be a success,
    I need a sample.
SIGN    Sample
[13:08] ---
    S-Sample?
[13:11] ---
    And so, the next morning...
[13:13] ---
    And now, today's horoscope.
[13:15] ---
    Oh! It's starting!
[13:20] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 1 Cancer
[13:23] ---
    Huh? It looks different somehow...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 6 Sagittarius
[13:25] ---
    It'll be a terrible day
    if you're a Sagittarius!
[13:28] ---
    You'll be in people's way,
    which will also cause you trouble.
[13:30] ---
    But if you apologize,
    something good may come of it.
[13:34] ---
    A terrible day?!
[13:38] ---
    You don't have to pay attention
    to those horoscopes.
[13:41] ---
    Fuyuki, you don't believe in horoscopes?
[13:44] ---
    I wouldn't call myself a total non-believer,
[13:47] ---
    but to think you share the same fortune
    with other people born around the same day,
[13:50] ---
    that's a big stretch.
[13:52] ---
    Well, true...
[13:56] ---
    Turn the TV off.
[13:57] ---
    Sure.
[14:05] ---
    Sis?
[14:06] ---
    Jeez!
[14:07] ---
    What is this?!
[14:11] ---
    This is a fine mess!
[14:12] ---
    I was cleaning, and you got in my way.
[14:15] ---
    It's not like I meant to be in the way!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 6 Sagittarius
[14:19] ---
    You'll be in people's way,
    which will also cause you trouble.
[14:23] ---
    That horoscope...
[14:25] ---
    Hey, Lady Natsumi...
[14:27] ---
    You have nothing to say for yourself
    after getting in the way of my cleaning?
[14:30] ---
    I told you! I didn't get in your way!
[14:32] ---
    It's your fault for leaving
    the bucket there!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope
[14:35] ---
    But if you apologize,
    something good may come of it.
[14:39] ---
    Um...
[14:41] ---
    Uh...
[14:44] ---
    Sorry.
[14:45] ---
    As long as you understand.
[14:47] ---
    That'll do.
[14:48] ---
    You've become a good girl, Lady Natsumi.
[14:51] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[14:54] ---
    That little...
[14:57] ---
    Darn it! I wasted time changing
    my uniform! This day sucks!
[15:03] ---
    Good morning.
[15:04] ---
    N-Natsumi?
[15:06] ---
    G-Good timing.
[15:10] ---
    Roasted sweet potato?
[15:11] ---
    I roasted it first thing this morning,
    but it's at a perfect temperature now.
[15:16] ---
    Thank you!
[15:17] ---
    I got in the way of the stupid frog's
    cleaning, knocked over the bucket,
[15:21] ---
    but after I apologized,
    I got this roasted sweet potato.
[15:24] ---
    It's just as that horoscope said.
[15:26] ---
    W-What's the matter?
[15:27] ---
    Oh, nothing! I'll see you later!
[15:30] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[15:33] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[15:35] ---
    Good work, Corporal Giroro.
[15:41] ---
    The next morning.
[15:43] ---
    If you're a Sagittarius,
    think twice about eating sweets today,
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 7 Sagittarius
[15:45] ---
    If you hold back, you'll be able
    to eat something even tastier.
[15:48] ---
    Your lucky color is violet.
[15:51] ---
    Violet...
[15:54] ---
    And that afternoon...
[15:57] ---
    I'm hungry!
[15:58] [SONG] ---
    Keron, pheromone, all right...
[15:58] ---
    Tamama!
[16:01] ---
    Nakki! Er, Natchi!
[16:03] ---
    Would you like some sweets?
[16:06] ---
    Thank...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope
[16:07] ---
    Think twice about eating sweets today!
[16:09] ---
    If you hold back,
    you'll be able to eat something...
[16:12] ---
    No thanks.
[16:14] ---
    I have to hold back!
[16:17] ---
    Tama!
[16:19] ---
    I am Chief Nurse Pururu with Keron Army.
[16:23] ---
    I'll be stationed here on Pekopon
    for the foreseeable future.
[16:27] ---
    It isn't much, but in token
    of our new acquaintanceship...
SIGN    Something Even Tastier
SIGN    Violet
[16:32] ---
    Something even tastier...
[16:35] ---
    Violet!
[16:38] ---
    Anyway, that morning horoscope is amazing!
[16:42] ---
    It was right on target!
[16:43] ---
    Huh? Wasn't it just a coincidence?
[16:46] ---
    It's definitely no coincidence!
[16:50] ---
    Gero gerori! It worked!
[16:53] ---
    Hinata Natsumi is already
    a slave to that horoscope.
[16:58] ---
    As a sample for the plan,
    this was a success.
[17:01] ---
    Or, like, total yielding?
[17:03] ---
    A-Anyway, now we know that
    horoscopes can be used as a plan!
[17:07] ---
    I don't think we have to
    target Natsumi anymore!
[17:10] ---
    No, it's not certain yet, sir.
[17:13] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 8 Sagittarius
[17:16] ---
    Return something that you stole. Otherwise,
[17:18] ---
    disaster will befall you!
SIGN    Disaster!
SIGN    Disaster!
SIGN    Stolen Item
[17:24] ---
    My beloved Musai!
[17:26] ---
    I... I confiscated it before,
    so I just gave it back to you!
[17:33] ---
    It seems Lady Natsumi
    is surprisingly naive...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 9 Sagittarius
[17:37] ---
    Take the initiative in doing household chores!
    Otherwise, disaster will befall you!
SIGN    Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
[17:46] ---
    I feel guilty.
[17:47] ---
    You taking my turn to clean...
[17:50] ---
    I-It's okay...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 10 Sagittarius
[17:52] ---
    Be nice to green things. Otherwise,
[17:55] ---
    disaster will befall you!
SIGN    Disaster! Disaster! Disaster! Disaster!
[17:59] ---
    Boy, Lady Natsumi, dinner tonight
    was especially delicious!
SIGN    Green Thing
[18:07] ---
    Hey, Keroro! Enough already!
[18:09] ---
    Let's put the plan into operation!
[18:12] ---
    Plan? Who cares about that?
[18:15] ---
    What?!
[18:16] ---
    More importantly, I'll use this to get
     her back for every injustice up to now!
[18:20] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[18:22] ---
    You're using the plan for
    your personal ends!
[18:24] ---
    I'm not gonna hang around forever
    while you perpetuate such idiocy!
[18:27] ---
    I know you're childish,
    but I have to draw the line!
SIGN    Childish
[18:29] ---
    Childish.
SIGN    Giroro not allowed! Stay away! by Natsumi
[18:32] ---
    Giroro not allowed! Stay away!
SIGN    Giroro not allowed! Stay away! by Natsumi
[18:38] ---
    Corporal Giroro is shocked.
[18:40] ---
    Or, like, stricken silent?
[18:43] ---
    Corporal Giroro is too big for his britches.
[18:45] ---
    Calling his commanding officer "childish."
[18:48] ---
    Today's horoscope is...
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 11 Sagittarius
[18:50] ---
    Stay away from red things!
SIGN    Red Thing
[18:53] ---
    That's what I prepared
    for today. Gero gerori...
[18:57] ---
    Commander, what shall we do
    for tomorrow's horoscope?
[19:02] ---
    Let's see...
[19:04] ---
    "Reflect on all the times you've been rude,
     and apologize sincerely for them."
[19:08] ---
    How's that, sir?
[19:10] ---
    I can picture Lady Natsumi
    on her knees before me!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[19:14] ---
    Gero gero gero gero...
[19:18] ---
    And that was today's wanko soba.
[19:20] ---
    I'm looking forward to
    tomorrow's wanko soba.
[19:23] ---
    And now, today's horoscope!
[19:26] ---
    Come on, Sis, if the TV horoscope is getting
     you down like this, you shouldn't watch it.
[19:32] ---
    But I'd be thinking about it
    all day if I didn't watch it.
SIGN    Today's Horoscope Number 12 Sagittarius
[19:37] ---
    If you're a Sagittarius,
    reflect on all the times you've been rude,
[19:40] ---
    and apologize sincerely to
    the person you've wronged.
[19:42] ---
    Otherwise, absolute misery
    is waiting for you!
[19:45] ---
    I hate this!
SIGN    Apologize sincerely
[19:51] ---
    Apologize sincerely...
SIGN    to the person you've wronged.
[19:52] ---
    ...to the person you've wronged.
[19:56] ---
    Giroro!
[19:58] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[20:00] ---
    I'm sorry about that sign
     I put up yesterday.
[20:05] ---
    To tell you the truth...
    my horoscope said to...
[20:09] ---
    No... This is my fault!
[20:14] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[20:16] ---
    Boy, I wonder how long it'll take
    Lady Natsumi to come over and apologize!
[20:20] ---
    Kero kero kero!
[20:23] ---
    Ke-ro...
[20:26] ---
    Stupid frog.
[20:27] ---
    Oh, Lady Natsumi?
[20:29] ---
    What can I do for you today?
[20:32] ---
    The Sagittarius fortune for today
[20:34] ---
    said I have to reflect on all the times
    I've been rude and apologize for them.
[20:36] ---
    It said "absolute misery"
    is waiting for me otherwise.
[20:41] ---
    Well, well...
[20:42] ---
    Certainly, apologizing is an important thing.
[20:46] ---
    So then I realized something.
[20:50] ---
    What's that?
[20:52] ---
    Your birthday...
[20:54] ---
    ...is close to mine, isn't it?
[20:57] ---
    That's right.
[20:58] ---
    My birthday is December 9th...
[21:01] ---
    Gero! Then...
[21:04] ---
    That's right. You're a Sagittarius,
    just like Natsumi-chan.
SIGN    Sagittarius
[21:11] ---
    It doesn't matter if you don't
    believe in horoscopes!
SIGN    Crack
SIGN    Crack
[21:18] ---
    Absolute misery!
[21:22] ---
    Anyway, don't take horoscopes too seriously.
[21:24] ---
    I think it's about ready.
[21:28] ---
    Here.
[21:32] ---
    Thanks!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Fuyuki here. Why is Corporal Giroro
    called an "underdog"?
SIGN    Everyone's Gaze
    Everyone's Gaze
    Everyone's Gaze
    Everyone's Gaze
[23:11] ---
    What?!
[23:12] ---
    Underdogs are weak, aren't they?
[23:15] ---
    You're strong, so they should
    call you a "foil" or "tsundere."
SIGN    This and That Line
[23:18] ---
    Why should I be called that?!
[23:20] ---
    That aside, Giroro is easy to mess with.
[23:23] ---
    Keroro: Past Glory, Sir!
[23:26] ---
    Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E158 - Keroro: Past Glory, Sir! / Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    Well, today like every day, we have an
    alien invader devoted to his pastimes.
[01:37] ---
    Boy, Captain Geroro really is awesome.
[01:40] ---
    And next week,
    Space Pirate Gerlock guest-stars!
[01:44] ---
    I can't wait!
[01:46] ---
    Gero!
[01:48] ---
    A-Again?!
[01:53] ---
    Keroro: Past Glory, Sir!
[01:59] ---
    HQ sent this a little while ago.
[02:02] ---
    Another invasion deadline counter?
[02:04] ---
    No. Within 24 hours,
[02:08] ---
    the Keroro Platoon has to deliver a report
    detailing our activities since coming here.
[02:14] ---
    Sheesh. I wish they'd stop
    using these counters.
[02:18] ---
    They're just bad for the heart.
[02:21] ---
    Therefore... Well, we have no choice.
[02:24] ---
    We'll all edit together visual data
    that we've stored here
[02:28] ---
    and make a DVD introducing
    our wonderful activities.
[02:32] ---
    I call it... "Keroro Platoon: On Track
    Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon!"
SIGN    Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
[02:38] ---
    Just us going through all this data?
[02:41] ---
    Choosing the footage alone
    would be a tough job.
[02:44] ---
    Or, like, many troubles?
[02:46] ---
    Well, you don't have to
    sit through everything.
[02:49] ---
    Just choose bits that seem
    usable and paste them together.
[02:53] ---
    Like we can do that kind of
    detailed technical work?!
[02:56] ---
    Gero...
[02:58] ---
    Naturally, among all the data,
    I do have this...
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi After School Secret
[03:02] ---
    "Hinata Natsumi: After School Secret."
[03:05] ---
    Th-That's...
[03:06] ---
    Oh, wait.
[03:07] ---
    But maybe we can't use this.
[03:10] ---
    I'll put it away.
[03:15] ---
    So for now, let's give it a shot.
[03:18] ---
    This is footage from when I
    first invaded the Hinata house
[03:22] ---
    and Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi found me.
[03:25] ---
    Actually, after this, they captured me...
[03:29] ---
    ...but we'll cut that part out,
[03:31] ---
    and instead put in footage
    where I look cool fighting.
[03:34] ---
    We'll add some explosions, too.
[03:36] ---
    And if we splice in footage of a
    captive Lady Natsumi and Lady Mom,
[03:42] ---
    we'll have a complete tale of the
    Hinata family's total subjugation.
[03:45] ---
    Gero gero gero gero...
[03:47] ---
    Y-You mean to send this cheap pack of lies
[03:50] ---
    to HQ as an official report?!
[03:52] ---
    They're not lies.
[03:54] ---
    They all really happened.
[03:57] ---
    We're just editing together
    footage of true events.
[04:02] ---
    But then you don't have footage
    of defeating Fuyuki-san.
[04:07] ---
    Or, like, favored hobby?
[04:09] ---
    Oh, that's right.
[04:12] ---
    That's because Master Fuyuki is my friend.
[04:14] ---
    Actually, I haven't done
    anything really bad to him...
[04:19] ---
    Then it is not "total subjugation," is it?
[04:24] ---
    I remember that time...
[04:25] ---
    We do have footage of the Kissho
    Academy newspaper club's defeat.
[04:30] ---
    If I paste on Hinata Fuyuki's face like so...
[04:37] ---
    But what about his voice?
[04:40] ---
    Yeah. And besides, it doesn't
    really look like Natchi and the rest
[04:43] ---
    are suffering at all.
[04:47] ---
    At a time like this, we can use this
    ribbon-type voice changer to correct things.
[04:52] ---
    I see! I didn't even think of that!
[04:55] ---
    All right, Corporal Giroro!
[04:57] ---
    I want you to play the voices of Lady Natsumi,
    Lady Mom, and Master Fuyuki!
[05:01] ---
    What?! Why me?!
[05:04] ---
    Because you have the most acting talent
    of everyone in the Keroro Platoon.
[05:08] ---
    This is all for the plan!
[05:10] ---
    I'm counting on you, Corporal Giroro!
SIGN    Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[05:17] ---
    That's it! Keep it up, but with
    more you-are-there feeling!
SIGN    Tap
[05:21] ---
    N-Nooo!
[05:24] ---
    Nooo!
[05:24] ---
    Yeah, that's it! Nice!
[05:27] ---
    Kululu, put in the sticky natto sound effect!
[05:29] ---
    Nooo!
[05:30] ---
    Roger. Like this?
SIGN    Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[05:30] ---
    Help! It's sticky!
[05:34] ---
    Help!
[05:37] ---
    Yeah, you've got it!
SIGN    Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[05:38] ---
    That's our Corporal Giroro.
    Your performance is perfect.
[05:42] ---
    Why don't you become a voice actor?
[05:46] ---
    W-Will this really sound like
    Natsumi's voice?
[05:49] ---
    Want to hear?
[05:52] ---
    Click!
[05:53] ---
    N-Nooo! It's sticky! Help!
SIGN    Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[05:57] ---
    We can use this to make Natsumi say anything.
[06:01] ---
    We could make her say this or that line...
[06:04] ---
    Whatever we want!
SIGN    This or That Line
[06:07] ---
    Th-This or th-that line...
[06:12] ---
    Giroro, are you hungry?
    Or do you want to take a bath?
[06:16] ---
    Or maybe... crawl... on...
    my... stomach?
[06:22] ---
    No, maybe the "big ship,
    big cannon policy" would be better...
[06:26] ---
    Giroro-san is lost in his own world...
[06:28] ---
    Or, like, yummy banquet?
[06:30] ---
    But don't you think this
    footage alone is kind of weak?
[06:35] ---
    I think we need like a scene
    of Inner-Tokyo in flames!
[06:39] ---
    Or a scene fighting the Self-Defense Force!
[06:42] ---
    Scenes like that never
    actually happened, though.
[06:47] ---
    It's okay! The narration will
    give supplemental information.
[06:51] ---
    Master Narrator, you will
    cooperate, won't you?
[06:56] ---
    M-Me?!
[06:57] ---
    If it's a request from none
    other than the Keroro Platoon...
[07:02] ---
    And so, the Keroro Platoon crushed
    the Hinata family in no time at all.
[07:06] ---
    They demolished the Self-Defense Force's most
     advanced fighter planes and tank division.
[07:11] ---
    They captured parliament and city hall
    in the blink of an eye.
[07:14] ---
    And then, as the first step towards
    the total invasion of Pekopon,
[07:17] ---
    they constructed a secret base below the Hinata
     house before you can say Jack Robinson.
[07:22] ---
    They built the underground secret base
[07:24] ---
    using the Keron Army's
    wondrous scientific prowess.
[07:27] ---
    Fully air-conditioned! Feng shui-compliant!
    A central control room!
[07:31] ---
    Terrifying! The Pekopon-busting missile!
[07:34] ---
    State-of-the-art! With an invasion robot
    research and development facility!
SIGN    Milky Way Baths
[07:37] ---
    A Pekopon-dissolving, slushy storage tank!
[07:40] ---
    Convincing!
[07:42] ---
    Now let's mix in some new enemies
[07:45] ---
    and spice up the story!
[07:49] ---
    And so, they completed the "Keroro Platoon:
    On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon" DVD.
[07:55] ---
    Now let's have a preview.
SIGN    Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
[08:05] ---
    The year is 2007.
[08:07] ---
    Spring. Pekopon comes under attack
    from a band of terrifying invaders.
[08:12] ---
    Inner-Tokyo is awash in flames.
[08:15] ---
    People run around trying to escape.
[08:17] ---
    Amid the chaos, Sergeant Keroro, commander
    of the Keroro Platoon, invades a private home.
[08:23] ---
    I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
    of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[08:27] ---
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
[08:31] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
SIGN    Squirm Squirm Squirm Squirm
[08:34] ---
    No! It's sticky! Help!
[08:38] ---
    Oh! I can't move!
[08:40] ---
    These aliens are too strong!
[08:44] ---
    The dialog doesn't match the mouth movements.
[08:47] ---
    Oh, don't sweat the small stuff.
[08:50] ---
    One comrade after another joins
    Commander Keroro's Keroro Platoon.
SIGN    Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
[08:51] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[08:54] ---
    Tama-chan, please forgive me!
[09:02] ---
    That red alien is so cool!
[09:08] ---
    I have hashed beef rice, too.
[09:10] ---
    The left hand stays relaxed!
[09:13] ---
    And so, the Keroro Platoon
    reached five members!
[09:16] ---
    However, a powerful enemy stood in their way!
[09:25] ---
    Space Detective 556! Though we were
    childhood friends, I'll show you no mercy!
[09:29] ---
    I was hoping you'd say that!
SIGN    Adhesion
[09:32] ---
    Adhesion!
[09:39] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:41] ---
    I'm sorry he defied the
    Keroro Platoon! I'm sorry!
[09:41] ---
    But even Space Detective 556 was
    no match for the Keroro Platoon!
[09:45] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Sorry!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
[09:48] ---
    The Keroro Platoon was confident of victory!
[09:50] ---
    But then another powerful new enemy appeared!
[09:55] ---
    Viper, another invader who has
    his sights set on Pekopon!
[10:00] ---
    Pekopon is mine!
[10:03] ---
    Viper is an archenemy of all Keronians, and
    his attacks put the Keroro Platoon in a pinch!
[10:07] ---
    But then, who should appear but...
[10:10] ---
    Please forgive me, Keroro-sama!
[10:12] ---
    I'll do anything!
[10:14] ---
    We were wrong.
[10:16] ---
    Let's fight together!
[10:20] ---
    Well said, Pekoponians!
[10:23] ---
    However, their foe, Viper, was really strong!
[10:26] ---
    The Pekoponians were picked off one by one.
[10:27] ---
    Sis! Wake up!
[10:30] ---
    And then the members of the Keroro Platoon.
[10:36] ---
    Until finally, only Sergeant Keroro was left.
[10:39] ---
    Darn it! Even if it's only me,
    I'm not gonna lose!
[10:44] ---
    Is this the end of the line
    for Sergeant Keroro, too?
SIGN    Rumble Rumble Rumble Rumble
[10:48] ---
    But then, he absorbed the power
    of the scattered Pekoponians
[10:51] ---
    and the power of his fallen comrades
    in the Keroro Platoon!
[10:57] ---
    W-What?!
[11:00] ---
    Sergeant Keroro became a super Keronian
[11:03] ---
    and finally defeated his nemesis, Viper.
[11:06] ---
    I did it!
[11:08] ---
    I won't let everyone's sacrifice be in vain!
[11:12] ---
    Just one more step to the
    complete invasion of Pekopon!
[11:15] ---
    Congratulations, Sergeant Keroro!
[11:17] ---
    Never give up, Sergeant Keroro!
[11:19] ---
    Do your best, Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    The End
[11:27] ---
    Wow, what a masterpiece, right? Uh...
[11:30] ---
    What's wrong, everyone?
[11:31] ---
    Little turd! "Super Keronian," my foot!
[11:35] ---
    It is not fair that you got the glory!
[11:37] ---
    Oh... Well...
[11:39] ---
    This is part one...
[11:41] ---
    In part two, you'll all come back
    and look really cool fighting.
[11:45] ---
    Right? Okay?
[11:46] ---
    Lady Mois...
[11:47] ---
    Well, send this to HQ right away.
[11:50] ---
    Okay, Uncle!
[11:53] ---
    And that night...
[11:55] ---
    Sheesh! Keroro...
[11:57] ---
    Running roughshod all over the project...
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi After School Secret
[11:59] ---
    And... what's this?
[12:02] ---
    Did you sneak that out?
[12:03] ---
    W-What are you talking about?
[12:05] ---
    Th-This is for research...
[12:08] ---
    Um... It may show the weakness
    of the enemy, Natsumi...
SIGN    Keroro Platoon: On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon
[12:20] ---
    Wh-What the...?!
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi
    After School Secret
[12:29] ---
    Keroro and the others don't know it,
    but Hinata Natsumi
[12:32] ---
    would get a number of secret fans
    at Keron HQ from this incident.
[12:44] ---
    Well, the Keroro Platoon cut-and-paste
    DVD was a wash with HQ.
[12:49] ---
    So what has the Keroro Platoon been
    doing on Pekopon all this time?
[12:54] ---
    I told you.
[12:56] ---
    For the details, check out "Keroro Platoon:
    On Track Towards Total Invasion of Pekopon"...
[13:00] ---
    I'm not talking about some fake story.
[13:02] ---
    G-Gero...
[13:04] ---
    Then we need a genuine
    record of our activities.
[13:07] ---
    Shall we all go check it out?
[13:13] ---
    Giroro's Forbidden Memories, Sir!
[13:19] ---
    I see!
[13:21] ---
    If we go inside memories with Soul Diver,
[13:23] ---
    we can present the platoon's past exploits
    to Chief Nurse Pururu, right?
[13:29] ---
    Wait a second!
[13:30] ---
    Go inside memories... Whose
    memories are we talking here?!
[13:34] ---
    Well, of course...
[13:36] ---
    ...the member of the platoon who's
    most serious about the invasion
[13:39] ---
    would be appropriate.
[13:40] ---
    W-W-Wha...
SIGN    Everyone's Stare
    Everyone's Stare
    Everyone's Stare
    Everyone's Stare
[13:42] ---
    I refuse! I'm standing firm on this!
[13:45] ---
    Lady Mois...
[13:47] ---
    Or, like, selfless fealty?
[13:53] ---
    I'm kind of looking forward to traveling
    through Giroro-senpai's memories.
[13:59] ---
    Is this okay?
[14:00] ---
    It's fine!
[14:02] ---
    And along the way, I'll sneak a peek
    at Giroro's embarrassing memories.
[14:06] ---
    Gero gerori!
[14:07] ---
    Well, here goes nothing.
[14:09] ---
    Click!
[14:23] ---
    This is...
[14:24] ---
    ...inside Corporal Giroro's memories?
[14:26] ---
    Indeed.
[14:27] ---
    So let's have a look inside
    some of these bubbles here.
[14:38] ---
    First, a memory of the chest of drawers plan.
[14:40] ---
    Chest of drawers plan?
[14:42] ---
    Right. The plan was to invade
    while all Pekoponians
SIGN    Crack
[14:45] ---
    Ow!
[14:45] ---
    stubbed their little toe on a
    corner of a chest of drawers
SIGN    Crack
[14:48] ---
    and became paralyzed with pain.
[14:49] ---
    We got really far with this plan, right?
[14:52] ---
    Yeah, we were so close.
[14:54] ---
    Commander-dono, you did
    not inform me of the plan,
SIGN    Crack
[14:56] ---
    and so I also stubbed my little toe
    on the corner of a chest!
[15:00] ---
    Still, using a common item like that
    for a plan was a good idea.
[15:05] ---
    I've got it!
[15:06] ---
    How about this?
[15:07] ---
    Hey, Dororo.
[15:08] ---
    Say "pizza" ten times.
[15:11] ---
    Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza,
    pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza...
[15:14] ---
    What's this?
[15:15] ---
    Hiza! (Knee!)
[15:16] ---
    Too bad!
SIGN    Hiji (elbow)
[15:17] ---
    It's the hiji (elbow)!
[15:19] ---
    That is so mean!
[15:21] ---
    Maybe we can use that as
    part of some invasion plan.
[15:29] ---
    Let's go to another memory.
[15:34] ---
    Next is a memory of the Sports Day plan, huh?
SIGN    39th Kissho Academy Sports Day
[15:37] ---
    Lady Mom was busy with work,
[15:39] ---
    but she did her best so she could do the
    three-legged race with Lady Natsumi.
[15:43] ---
    What does a three-legged race have
    to do with the invasion of Pekopon?
[15:46] ---
    The plan was to make Pekopon's last line of
    defense, Lady Natsumi, be in our debt.
[15:50] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[15:51] ---
    But it looks like you failed somehow.
[15:55] ---
    Well...
[15:56] ---
    In the end, Lady Mom didn't make it in time.
[15:58] ---
    So Giroro wore a Pekoponian suit and did
    the three-legged race with Lady Natsumi.
[16:03] ---
    This girl is Pekopon's
    last line of defense...
[16:06] ---
    I don't see it.
[16:09] ---
    Then look at this.
[16:12] ---
    It's not an invasion plan,
[16:14] ---
    but a memory from when I had a cavity.
[16:17] ---
    You're at 100% accuracy so far.
[16:20] ---
    Not bad.
[16:22] ---
    Same goes for you.
[16:23] ---
    Both of them are impressive.
[16:25] ---
    It seems like they're partners who
    have been fighting together for years.
[16:28] ---
    Speaking of partners,
[16:30] ---
    watch how in tune Lady Mois
    and I are with each other.
[16:36] ---
    This is Hicksville Beach?
    Where Mr. Sergeant wanted a Dangal...
[16:40] ---
    Uncle and I did a comedy routine, right?
[16:43] ---
    Or, like, stand-up comics?
[16:45] ---
    That woman!
[16:47] ---
    This was an invasion plan, too?
[16:49] ---
    It seems Giroro-kun's memories all
    have this Natsumi girl in them.
[16:53] ---
    Yeah, when all is said and done...
[16:55] ---
    Well, of course.
[16:58] ---
    Look! After this, everyone is fit
    to burst from my hilarious gag!
SIGN    White Dog
[17:02] ---
    Omoshiroi!
SIGN    Omoshiroi = Funny OR "the tail is white"
[17:04] ---
    Get it?
[17:06] ---
    Let's go to the next one.
[17:12] ---
    We tried breeding Nyororos
    to dry the laundry,
[17:15] ---
    but this memory shows our
    test subjects running amok.
[17:26] ---
    That's my...
[17:29] ---
    That's my... That's my...
[17:32] ---
    My...
[17:35] ---
    Giroro-kun looks happy, huh?
[17:37] ---
    I'm gonna rewrite that memory.
[17:39] ---
    Then let me take you back to the beginning.
[17:53] ---
    That's my...
[17:56] ---
    My... My...
[17:58] ---
    My...
[18:07] ---
    That's hilarious.
[18:09] ---
    Let's do some more!
[18:14] ---
    This is Corporal Giroro's
    day off as a soldier.
[18:16] ---
    It's a memory of his first paid day off.
[18:19] ---
    Digging up potatoes with Natsumi-san?
[18:21] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:22] ---
    Don't move.
[18:25] ---
    You've got mud on your face.
[18:30] ---
    A few adjustments here, and we can do
    even more of these memory alterations.
[18:35] ---
    This is great fun!
[18:37] ---
    Do it, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[18:41] ---
    Th-Thank you...
[18:43] ---
    ...rostar!
[18:47] ---
    W-What's this?
[18:48] ---
    A chocolate cake.
[18:49] ---
    It's to thank you for saving me.
[18:51] ---
    Here.
[18:55] ---
    This is sweet...
[18:56] ---
    Almost too sweet.
[18:59] ---
    Then I'll use a little less sugar next time.
[19:03] ---
    This is cruel.
[19:05] ---
    Giroro-senpai's treasured memories...
[19:07] ---
    This is so cruel.
[19:10] ---
    This is derailing the original goal to introduce
    our invasion activities to Pururu-dono.
[19:15] ---
    Oh, that's okay.
[19:17] ---
    Let's keep going!
[19:20] ---
    Natchi's total energy
    is getting real close to zero.
[19:24] ---
    Natsumi! Don't die. Natsumi!
[19:26] ---
    There's something... I need to let you know.
[19:29] ---
    I'll never forgive you
     if you die on me now!
[19:31] ---
    There's no way I'm gonna die.
[19:36] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:37] ---
    I... I thought I couldn't be
    friends with aliens, but...
[19:42] ---
    Giroro, to me you are...
[19:46] ---
    Here, eat up! It's the best part.
[19:50] ---
    It's not much of a thank you,
[19:52] ---
    but let me show this just to you.
[19:54] ---
    The belt itself doesn't
    have any special feature, but...
[19:57] ---
    This's my good-luck charm.
SIGN    Back
[20:03] ---
    Hey, Giroro. Sorry to ask you...
[20:06] ---
    ...but would you wash my back?
[20:12] ---
    No!
[20:22] ---
    This is bad.
[20:23] ---
    Did I tamper too much
    with his prized memories?
[20:25] ---
    Or, like, crimson alert?
[20:34] ---
    Gero...
[20:39] ---
    W-What did you do inside my memories?!
[20:42] ---
    I... I feel like...
[20:44] ---
    ...I just woke up from a
    terrifying nightmare, but...
[20:55] ---
    What the...?!
[20:57] ---
    What is this bittersweet
    tingling in my chest?
[21:02] ---
    Hey. Does Sergeant Major Kululu
    like Giroro-kun like that?
[21:07] ---
    N-No...
[21:09] ---
    I think it's just a prank...
[21:12] ---
    ...but maybe there actually is something...
[21:14] ---
    Th-This is scary.
[21:16] ---
    What did you do to my memories?!
[21:18] ---
    Put them back! Put them back to normal!
[21:22] ---
    People hate what they really love.
[21:24] ---
    Could these two... No, it couldn't be, right?
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
SIGN    Shura
SIGN    Shura
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN    Nuinuinuinui... Kagekagekagekage... Dokudokudokudoku... Girugirugirugiru... Kemekemekemekeme... Taputaputaputapu...
[23:09] ---
    Shurara here! An invader,
    and yet a popular guy!
[23:12] ---
    That's the Keroro Platoon's
    greatest weakness.
SIGN    Pekopon
[23:15] ---
    More importantly, who are you?
[23:18] ---
    Shurara... Wait a second. H-Help!
[23:22] ---
    "Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir!"
SIGN    Space Cerberus
SIGN    Poyon Special Skill: Teleportation
SIGN    Electric Transformation Gun (Magic)
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Machine Sergeant Keroro Corporal Giroro Angol Mois
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E159 - Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir! / Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    Have you ever collected cards?
[01:34] ---
    Battling other people with cards
    seems to be popular recently.
[01:42] ---
    Exactly!
[01:43] ---
    Which is why I, too,
[01:45] ---
    have had Kululu create me this virtual battle
    system and these trading card decks!
[01:50] ---
    I call it...
    Keroro King ☆ Aliens Gathering!
SIGN    Keroro King ☆ Aliens Gathering
[01:55] ---
    With this, you can play with the card
    characters as projected holograms!
[01:58] ---
    If we sell the battle platform
    and the cards as a set,
[02:00] ---
    it's guaranteed to be a massive hit!
SIGN    Pekopon
[02:03] ---
    We'll invade Pekopon with cards, sir!
[02:05] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[02:10] ---
    Keroro: Heated Card Battles, Sir!
[02:15] ---
    So!
[02:16] ---
    Let's have a test play, sir!
[02:19] ---
    Woo! This sounds kind of fun!
[02:22] ---
    So, whichever player survives
    the tournament bracket,
[02:25] ---
    will face me in the final.
[02:28] ---
    What?!
[02:29] ---
    Why do you get seeded?!
[02:31] ---
    Hmm? Don't you realize I invented this game?
[02:36] ---
    I am the Creator!
[02:37] ---
    Besides which, this is also
    an order from your leader.
[02:42] ---
    You'll each start with 1000 points.
[02:45] ---
    Attack your opponent with your cards,
[02:47] ---
    and reduce your opponent's
    points to 0 to win.
[02:50] ---
    Okay, everyone, this is what
    you've all been waiting for!
[02:53] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama vs.
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[02:56] ---
    Corporal Giroro vs.
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[02:58] ---
    Ready... go!
[03:00] ---
    Or, like, begin battle?
[03:03] ---
    Then I will draw first.
SIGN    Wettle King Special Attack: Wettle Shot
[03:07] ---
    I summon Wettle King!
SIGN    Wettle King
[03:16] ---
    Wettle Shock!
[03:16] [SONG] ---
    You destroy the precious peace...
[03:23] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[03:24] ---
    I put Wettle King in Defense,
    and end my turn.
[03:27] ---
    Hoho...?
[03:30] ---
    I guess we'll start over here, too.
SIGN    753-san
    Scary when it gets mad
[03:33] ---
    I summon 753-san!
[03:40] ---
    In Defense! End Turn!
[03:42] ---
    What things a virtual system can do.
[03:44] ---
    But this is one of Kululu's inventions.
    That makes me a little worried!
[03:48] ---
    Now it's my turn!
[03:50] ---
    Draw!
[03:52] ---
    I summon Nyororo!
[03:54] ---
    You can draw up to 3 cards per turn,
    so I will draw another one.
[03:59] ---
    What?! You can?!
[04:01] ---
    Activate magic card!
[04:03] ---
    I'll evolve Nyororo into Mecha Nyororo,
[04:06] ---
    and attack Wettle King!
[04:10] ---
    Wettle...!
[04:12] ---
    Ahhh! I have been injured!
SIGN    Wettle King
    Special Attack: Wettle Shot
[04:14] ---
    And last, I will summon Sylvie in Defense,
    and end my turn!
[04:23] ---
    Draw card.
[04:26] ---
    Summon Dasonu☆Maso.
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[04:31] ---
    I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[04:32] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[04:34] ---
    Attack 753-san!
[04:35] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
[04:36] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
SIGN    I'll
    comb
    straight
    out!
[04:37] ---
    When I have a test, I tell everyone
    "I wasn't able to study at all,"
[04:41] ---
    but the truth is, I studied my butt off!
[04:41] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[04:43] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
SIGN    I'll comb straight out!
[04:43] ---
    When I run a marathon,
[04:44] [SONG] ---
    That girl looks like she kisses sweetly.
[04:45] ---
    I tell everyone, "Let's take it slow, guys,"
[04:47] ---
    but then I dash off alone!
[04:48] [SONG] ---
    His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
    Dancing in my soul!
[04:49] ---
    That is who I am!
[04:51] ---
    Oh no! At this rate, 753-san will be soothed!
[04:52] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso!
SIGN    Smile
[04:59] ---
    Hmph! He got me!
SIGN    Space Cerberus
[05:02] ---
    Summon Space Cerberus in Defense. End turn.
[05:07] ---
    No problems at all so far, sir.
[05:10] ---
    I dororo a card!
[05:13] ---
    Get it? Ha ha ha ha.
SIGN    Chuton Escape Success Probability x 2
[05:15] ---
    I summon Chuton from planet Lu-Ne!
[05:17] ---
    I attack Sylvie!
[05:19] ---
    Space Illusion:
[05:21] ---
    Dark Matter!
[05:24] ---
    Sylvie is counterattacking!
[05:28] ---
    Ahh! Chuton got taken down!
[05:29] ---
    What?! Again?!
[05:31] ---
    It's because of your lame-o gags.
[05:35] ---
    By the way, as a special ability
    of my Sylvie card,
[05:38] ---
    when you take an attack from this card,
[05:40] ---
    the player can draw one card
    even during the opponent's turn!
[05:43] ---
    What?! You can?!
SIGN    Poyon Special Skill: Spacial Movement
[05:45] ---
    I summon space police officer Poyon-chan!
[05:48] ---
    And activate another special ability!
[05:51] ---
    Forcibly summon three weak monster cards
    from your opponent's deck and attack them all!
SIGN    R Grey - Impostor
    3M - Distance Measuring
    Mr. G - Full HD Not Supported
[05:57] ---
    I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
[06:00] ---
    Hey, you two! And the guy in the back!
[06:03] ---
    You are under arrest for
    identity forgery, poyo!
[06:05] ---
    Poyoyoyoyo!
[06:14] ---
    Mission accomplished, poyo.
[06:15] ---
    It is my defeat...
[06:18] ---
    The winner is Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[06:21] ---
    Not bad, Private Tamama.
[06:23] ---
    It's my turn!
SIGN    Corporal Giroro
    Special Attack: Barrage of Gunfire
[06:25] ---
    I summon myself,
     and attack the Space Cerberus!
[06:44] ---
    Take this!
[06:46] ---
    Hmph. Simple.
[06:49] ---
    I equip a Powered Suit onto myself,
    and end my turn.
[06:53] ---
    My next will be your last!
[06:54] ---
    Then how about this?
SIGN    Powered Natsumi
    Spacial Movement Distance x 7
[06:56] ---
    I summon Powered Natsumi!
[06:58] ---
    What?!
[07:11] ---
    Attack Giroro-senpai's Powered Suit!
[07:27] ---
    Here's your reward!
[07:30] ---
    Now!
[07:32] ---
    Natsumi, my love. Kiss me tender
    and hold me tight... forever!
[07:42] ---
    Tch. A draw. Fine, then I'll...
SIGN    Telephone Pole & Trash Can (Magic)
    Draws animal characters to it
[07:46] ---
    ...activate my magic card,
    Telephone Pole & Trash Can!
[07:50] ---
    Followed by Famous Dog Natchi!
SIGN    Famous Dog Natchi
    Sense of Smell x 1,000,000
[07:51] ---
    What?!
[07:53] ---
    Wh-What a cowardly attack!
[07:56] ---
    Stop! Stoooppp!
[07:58] ---
    There's no room for mercy in a battle!
[08:01] ---
    What?! An exquisite blend...
    sweetness, spiciness,
[08:06] ---
    tenderness, toughness...
[08:09] ---
    A tapestry of beautiful smells.
[08:11] ---
    Why... do I feel so drawn
    to that telephone pole?
[08:15] ---
    I want to leave my mark. Let them know.
[08:15] ---
    D-Don't show this unbecoming
    display to me...!
[08:17] ---
    That I was here...
[08:20] ---
    N-Natsumi...!
[08:23] ---
    The winner is Sergeant Major Kululu!
[08:25] ---
    This can work.
[08:26] ---
    This game... can work, sir!
[08:29] ---
    Never mind Pekopon,
[08:30] ---
    this could be a hit across
    the whole universe!
[08:34] ---
    Advancing into the semi-final are...
[08:36] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama
    and Sergeant Major Kululu!
[08:39] ---
    I go first!
SIGN    Pekopon Invader Machine Legs are just for show!
[08:41] ---
    Summoning Pekopon Invader Machine!
[08:49] ---
    Summon the commander.
SIGN    Natto
SIGN    "Transform into Kaminari-sama" Gun (Magic) Convert target card to Lightning-type
[08:54] ---
    And activate this thing.
[09:10] ---
    Oh! The Pekopon Invader Machine gives up
    in the face of the stringy natto attack!
[09:16] ---
    I'm not done!
[09:18] ---
    I summon Viper, Viper's elder brother,
    and the Viper family!
SIGN    Great-Uncle
SIGN    Elder
SIGN    Father
SIGN    Henchman
[09:22] ---
    And I evolve Viper into Mecha Viper
    with a magic card!
SIGN    Courtesan
SIGN    Passerby
SIGN    Shopkeeper
SIGN    Oldest Grandchild
[09:26] ---
    I will fight numbers with numbers!
SIGN    Jaba Tama Keroiser!
[09:29] ---
    The Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser!
SIGN    Ultra-Spirit Jaba Tama Keroiser
[09:31] ---
    The Kero Rangers!
[09:33] ---
    The Rememberangers!
[09:35] ---
    I'm Keroro!
[09:38] ---
    I guess I'm done for!
[09:42] ---
    Kululu-senpai, it looks like you
    built your deck wrong, huh?
[09:47] ---
    Don't make me get serious.
[09:49] ---
    Summoning Kululu Robot!
SIGN    Kululu Robot
[09:53] ---
    I'll fight robots with robots!
[09:55] ---
    AK-966, also known as Autumn H! Summon!
[10:02] ---
    Click!
[10:05] ---
    Then I'll bring out this!
[10:07] ---
    I'll take you to pieces with my EM waves!
[10:10] ---
    Autumn... Dynamite!
[10:13] ---
    Nooooo!
[10:18] ---
    Pekechonpa!
[10:20] ---
    Okay, Mr. Sergeant! Let us battle!
[10:23] ---
    Sure!
[10:24] ---
    That time is here at last!
[10:26] ---
    The final is Uncle vs.
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[10:30] ---
    Or, like, final battle?
[10:32] ---
    Looks like there are no
    problems with the system...
[10:35] ---
    I'll concentrate on enjoying this game, sir!
[10:38] ---
    Prepare for defeat, Private Tamama!
[10:41] ---
    I summon the Mobile Machine Mech, Dangal!
SIGN    Dangal
    Dan Ikeda Not Included
[10:45] ---
    A thoughtless move, Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Adult Natsumi Special Move: Bombshell
[10:50] ---
    Gero?!
[10:52] ---
    I... I'm only just getting started, sir!
[10:55] ---
    Summon 556!
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[10:59] ---
    Trap card! Three-shelf storage unit!
[11:04] ---
    Gero!
[11:06] ---
    I-If this is how it's going to be...
[11:08] ---
    I summon myself but larger, sir!
[11:11] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[11:14] ---
    A spoon for a spoon!
[11:17] ---
    Momocchi!
[11:19] ---
    What are you doing to Fuyuki-kun?!
[11:23] ---
    Gero...
[11:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you still need more training!
SIGN    Stingy Thinking In Progress
[11:28] ---
    I was planning to dominate this tournament
    that I myself hosted and entered myself in,
[11:33] ---
    and take the prizes and
    prize money for myself, sir!
[11:38] ---
    Forgive me, Private Tamama!
[11:40] ---
    I summon Lady Mois!
[11:42] ---
    I'll do my best!
[11:44] ---
    That woman!! I summon
    Pekoponian Suit Mk. II!
SIGN    Pekoponian Suit Mk. II Private 2nd Class Tamama learns his own ugliness
[11:50] ---
    Armageddon!
SIGN    Armageddon
[11:59] ---
    That is not fair...
[12:01] ---
    I'll end your suffering, sir.
SIGN    Mecha Nyororo
    Nyororo Artificial Evolution Form: Attack Boosted Model
[12:03] ---
    Summon Mecha Nyororo!
SIGN    Nyobo (Magic)
    Mecha Nyororo Attack/Defense Up
[12:05] ---
    And with this magic card,
    I'll evolve it into Nyobo!
[12:16] ---
    Huh?! Why is it now Queen Nyororo?
[12:20] ---
    Looks like it glitched.
[12:21] ---
    Little bit of a design error.
[12:32] ---
    What right does a hologram like you
    have to do this to me, ma'am?
SIGN    Dehydration Complete
SIGN    Starfruit (Magic)
    Target card's skill
[12:35] ---
    I shummon a Shtarfruit...
SIGN    Crunch
[12:39] ---
    Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!!
SIGN    Shonen Alpha
    Captain Geroro
[12:44] ---
    Yeaaaaah!
[12:47] ---
    Gero?
[12:48] ---
    So this is where you were
    happily wasting your time.
[12:51] ---
    Another system bug, sir?
[12:54] ---
    You're mighty arrogant for a hologra—
[12:56] ---
    Who are you calling a hologram?!
[12:58] ---
    You're on cleaning duty today, remember?!
[13:01] ---
    Gero?! The real thing?!
[13:02] ---
    But I am Keroro of "back then," ma'am!
[13:06] ---
    Even if you are the real Lady Natsumi...
[13:09] ---
    That starfruit was a hologram.
[13:13] ---
    Gorging yourself on that
    won't make you what you once were.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[13:17] ---
    Gero! Please forgive me, ma'am!
[13:21] ---
    Now I feel like playing some card games!
[13:24] ---
    Of course... I think I'll pass
    on any games the sergeant has made.
[13:36] ---
    How much time has passed since
    Sergeant Keroro's platoon came to Earth?
[13:41] [SONG] ---
    Keroro! Keroro! Sergeant! 3, 2, 1, Fire!
[13:42] ---
    They have become completely
    accustomed to life on Earth.
[13:47] ---
    But they do not know...
[13:50] ---
    ...that they've been under constant surveillance
     by unknown entities.
[13:56] ---
    Keroro: The Targeted Platoon, Sir!
SIGN    Shurashurashurashura...
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru...
SIGN    Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
SIGN    Shurashurashurashura... Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru... Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
[14:19] ---
    Those who gather with me, the time is ripe.
[14:22] ---
    Now is at laaast the time for us to move!
[14:25] ---
    First, observe these people, and burn
    their image fast into your eyes!
[14:30] ---
    For theeese are they who are
    known as the Keroro Platoooon.
[14:35] ---
    The first is said, by
    persons I do not knooow,
[14:37] ---
    to be the most dangerous soldier
     in the universe.
[14:39] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[14:40] ---
    Skilled enough to place first in the Keron
    Army Invitational Shooting Tournament.
[14:45] ---
    His combat ability and total
    mastery of all kinds of weaponry
[14:49] ---
    can noooot be underestimated!
[14:51] ---
    Howeeeever! He is, at his core,
     the Red Darumaaa!
[14:55] ---
    He is the fall guy! And has
    a number of weaknesses!
[14:59] ---
    Weakness number ooone!
[15:02] ---
    Ghosts and speeecters.
[15:06] ---
    
[15:06] ---
    Number two! Seeeea cucumberrrrs!
[15:11] ---
    Tch... Out of ammo, huh...
[15:13] ---
    And the cherry on top...
[15:13] ---
    Hey! Gimme another magazine!
[15:15] ---
    ...the Pekoponian girl, Hinata Natsumi!
[15:15] ---
    Here! Come on, Giroro, hurry up...
[15:19] ---
    Hey! Gimme a grenade!
[15:19] ---
    No Nyororooo is needed to
    render him spinelessss!
[15:21] ---
    Here!
SIGN    Back
[15:22] ---
    Come on, aren't you ready yet?
[15:23] ---
    One Hinata Natsumi is enooooough!
[15:28] ---
    Girochoo!
[15:30] ---
    I-Is Natsumi talking about me,
    or something...?
[15:33] ---
    Shuraraaaaaa! Number two,
[15:36] ---
    is, in his own words, the man who
    makes the impossible possible:
[15:39] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
SIGN    "We are all living creatures" Gun
[15:42] ---
    He serves as the Keroro Platoon's
    operations communications officer,
SIGN    Product Number 003
    Flash Spoon
SIGN    All-Purpose Weaponization Drink Nanora
[15:45] ---
    and his mad and dangerous
    inventions defy enumeration!
SIGN    Soul Diver
SIGN    Product Number 002
    Steel Virgin
SIGN    Cherry Blossoms Machine
[15:48] ---
    Howweeeever, he does have weeeeaknesses!
[15:53] ---
    Weakness number one!
[15:55] ---
    His abnormal obsession with
    the Pekoponian Hinata Aki!
[15:59] ---
    Oh, dear me!
[16:00] ---
    Number two!
[16:02] ---
    His favorite food, currrrry!
[16:03] ---
    Paradise, paradise!
[16:04] ---
    Curry is his lifeline!
[16:06] ---
    
[16:07] ---
    
[16:08] ---
    Aaaand... number three!
[16:11] ---
    His snide, dreary, loathsome,
    crafty personality!
SIGN    Eeeeeeek!
[16:14] ---
    That personality of his will one day trigger
    an irreverrrrrsible cataaaaastrophe!
[16:23] ---
    Ku... ku... kachoo!
[16:25] ---
    Someone's clearly raving about my genius...
[16:28] ---
    And next...
[16:30] ---
    Self-proclaimed as cute and pretty,
[16:32] ---
    the lovely idol character,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[16:36] ---
    He polishes his abilities through
    a harsh training regimen,
[16:38] ---
    and is a young physical fighter who
    lets his fists speak for themseeeelves!
[16:42] ---
    Howeeever! As you may have surmised,
    he has weeeeaknesses!
[16:47] ---
    Weakness number one!
    Snacks, cakes, cola and sodas!
SIGN    Chocolate
[16:51] ---
    He stuffs himself so much
    that his blood sugar levels
[16:54] ---
    are through the roof, I'm telling yaaa.
[16:56] ---
    Number two! He is a liar and a braggart!
[17:01] ---
    Let me show you how brutal
    a violent organic entity can be.
[17:06] ---
    Let's see now. It's time for some
    shooting practice. With a live target.
[17:11] ---
    So you call me
    a "beast-human" behind my back.
[17:15] ---
    A cold-blooded monster like myself
    shouldn't have any objections.
[17:17] ---
    The mouth can be its own downfall...
[17:20] ---
    I may not know how to swim, but...
SIGN    Jealousy
[17:22] ---
    Jealousy!
[17:23] ---
    In addition to this
    is his terrible personality!
SIGN    Rumble
    Rumble
    Rumble
[17:26] ---
    His jealousy reaches Guinness levels!
SIGN    Jealousy Shot
[17:29] ---
    Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    Know
    when to
    shut up,
    butthead
SIGN    You
    think
    you're
    so hot?
SIGN    Who made
    you a
    Senior
    Private?
[17:31] ---
    At this rate...
[17:33] ---
    ...he will eventually destroy himseeelf.
SIGN    What the
    heck did you
    come here for?
SIGN    I hate
    the way
    you talk!
[17:37] ---
    Tamachoo!
[17:39] ---
    Tama?
[17:41] ---
    Shuraraaaa!
[17:43] ---
    Which finally brings us
    to the star performer.
[17:45] ---
    The inexpliiicable target of
    Private Tamama's undying love,
[17:48] ---
    and the leader of the Keroro Platoon.
    His naaaame is:
[17:51] ---
    Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub
[17:54] ---
    Gundam models, anime, and maaaanga.
    His days are filled with his hobbieeees!
SIGN    Crunch Crunch Crunch
SIGN    Click Click Click
SIGN    Bwah ha ha ha ha!
[17:58] ---
    Whatever happened to the Keroro of "baaaack then,"
    so highly praised for his talents?
[18:02] ---
    Ahhhh, the Keron Star is cryyyying!
[18:06] ---
    Ahh, yes, yes. Just in case,
[18:09] ---
    let me tell you Sergeant Keroro's
    weaknesses, as well.
[18:12] ---
    The Pekoponian Hinata Fuyukiii.
[18:15] ---
    We're friends, aren't we?!
[18:16] ---
    This boy has a "but we're friends,
    aren't we?!" attack,
SIGN    Friends
SIGN    Friends
[18:19] ---
    Friends!
[18:20] ---
    to which Sergeant Keroro is
    fantaaaastically weeeeak!
[18:24] ---
    Friends...
[18:26] ---
    Kerochoo!
[18:26] ---
    Achoo!
[18:28] ---
    Do I have a cold...?
[18:30] ---
    Or maybe hay fever?
[18:32] ---
    Gero...?
[18:32] ---
    That is aaall.
[18:34] ---
    The complete outline of the Keroro Platooon.
[18:36] ---
    U-Umm... Excuse me...
[18:38] ---
    Aren't you... forgetting someone?
[18:40] ---
    Hmmmm?! And whoooo are youuuu?
[18:44] ---
    Ahh... I-It's a pleasure to meet you.
[18:47] ---
    I am the... I mean some
    people call me the... umm...
[18:49] ---
    Ohhh! Right you aaaaare, I almost
    allowed it to slip my miiind!
[18:54] ---
    The Keroro Platoon's operator,
[18:56] ---
    Angooool Moooois!
[18:59] ---
    Command Input!
[19:00] ---
    Destroyers and executioners of planets,
[19:03] ---
    Change! Lucifer Spear!
[19:03] ---
    the Angol tribe.
[19:05] ---
    The most troublesome member
    of the Keroro Platoon
[19:08] ---
    may in fact be this girl!
[19:11] ---
    Buuuut!
[19:12] ---
    Black Armageddon!
SIGN    Black Armageddon
[19:16] ---
    She is pooowerless before the Annngol Stone!
[19:20] ---
    She is nothing to feeear!
[19:22] ---
    Shuraraaaa!
[19:23] ---
    Ahhh... it looks like he
    really has been forgotten...
[19:27] ---
    Hmmm?
[19:29] ---
    Fine! I'll give you a special hint!
[19:32] ---
    His body is blue-ish,
[19:35] ---
    and his name begins with a D!
SIGN    D??
[19:38] ---
    A bluuuue body and a "D"...?
SIGN    D??
[19:41] ---
    D... D...
[19:44] ---
    Dora...
SIGN    Dora?
[19:45] ---
    Dori...
SIGN    Dori?
[19:47] ---
    Doru...
SIGN    Doru?
[19:48] ---
    Dore...
SIGN    Dore?
[19:50] ---
    Ahhh... I can't get it...
SIGN    Doro?
[19:53] ---
    Doro...?
[19:55] ---
    Doro...?! Ohhh! Yeeees!
[19:58] ---
    I had compleeeetely forgotten!
[19:59] ---
    The man once known as Zeroro:
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[20:03] ---
    Hooray!
[20:05] ---
    In the past,
[20:07] ---
    he carried out missions along with me.
[20:10] ---
    The top member of the ultra-elite
    Keron Army squadron "Assassin,"
[20:13] ---
    Ultra Ballistic...
[20:14] ---
    he also mastered ninjutsu on Pekopon,
[20:14] ---
    Twin Flame Slash!
[20:16] ---
    and his abilities in combat
    exceed even Corporal Giroro's!
[20:19] ---
    But in contrast to this, he also
    possesses fatal weeeaknesses!
SIGN    We went to the beach. That's Hicksville Beach. - Hinata
[20:25] ---
    Weakness number ooone!
    His weeeeak presence!
[20:30] ---
    Number two!
[20:32] ---
    The trauma he carries from childhood!
[20:35] ---
    And most importantly,
    his passionate love for Pekopon!
[20:40] ---
    That heart of his,
    unthinkable for an invader,
[20:43] ---
    will likely become his undoing!
[20:46] ---
    Dorochoo!
[20:48] ---
    I feel some kind of uneasy premonition!
[20:51] ---
    Shuraraaaaa... The aforementioned is...
[20:54] ---
    ...my analysis of the Keroro Platooooon.
[20:57] ---
    Let us gooo, to Pekopon!
[20:59] ---
    We shall teach the Keroro Platoon the
    fearsomeness of our Shurara Cooorps!
SIGN    Shurashurashurashura... Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke... Girugirugirugiru... Dokudokudokudoku... Kagekagekagekage... Nuinuinuinui...
[21:12] ---
    What?! D-Don't tell me these people are...
[21:15] ---
    ...enemies of the Keroro Platoon?
[21:18] ---
    Sarge! Now isn't the time
    to be happily playing!
[21:23] ---
    My collection is in good shape, sir!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:07] ---
    It's Momoka.
[23:08] ---
    Paul, at your service.
[23:09] ---
    Paul, you became a butler to our house
    after losing a battle with my father, yes?
[23:14] ---
    Yes.
[23:14] ---
    What if you had won?
[23:16] ---
    W-Well... I'm afraid there
    are all kinds of reasons
SIGN    Invasion Complete
[23:18] ---
    that I can't go into the full detail of...
SIGN    Hunt
[23:19] ---
    Ohhhh?
[23:20] ---
    Urgh...
[23:21] ---
    Nishizawas, how much do you guys own?!
SIGN    Nishizawa Group
[23:25] ---
    "Momoka: The Best Mother's Day, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:30] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E160 - Momoka: The Best Mother's Day, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    This is Nishizawa Baio's office, in Scotland.
[01:40] ---
    It's me.
[01:41] ---
    This is 0007.
[01:43] ---
    The target will be heading to Japan.
[01:45] ---
    What? To Japan?!
[01:47] ---
    Do you wish me to keep foll—
[01:50] ---
    What's wrong? 0007!
[01:57] ---
    Curse you...
[01:59] ---
    Do you plan to head straight for Momoka?!
[02:04] ---
    Momoka: The Greatest Mother's Day, Sir!
[02:18] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Sergeant
SIGN    Private
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Home
    Full Panoramic View
SIGN    Bird's-Eye View
[02:21] ---
    So vast!
[02:22] ---
    It's absolutely vast, sir!
[02:24] ---
    It goes way, way further back
    than you can even see, sir!
[02:28] ---
    Why is Lady Momoka's house
    this vast, again?
[02:31] ---
    Huh? Why?
[02:33] ---
    That is because Momocchi's dad is
[02:35] ---
    so rich, he owns half of
    Pekopon's economy.
SIGN    Nishizawa Group
[02:40] ---
    Yes, that's it, that's it!
[02:41] ---
    Doesn't that mean that if we
    invade the Nishizawa family,
[02:44] ---
    we'll pretty much have
    obtained half of Pekopon?
[02:48] ---
    And so...
[02:50] ---
    From here... to here...
[02:52] ---
    ...is my land!
SIGN    Invasion Complete
[02:54] ---
    Whaa?
[02:55] ---
    Then I will...
[02:56] ---
    ...go from heeeeere...
[02:59] ---
    ...to heeeeeeeeeeeeere...
SIGN    My land...
[03:03] ---
    I'll take this much!
[03:05] ---
    It's bigger than my land.
[03:07] ---
    In that case...
[03:09] ---
    ...I'll invade more, sir!
[03:12] ---
    Ahh, Mr. Sergeant, that is not fair!
[03:20] ---
    Umm...
[03:22] ---
    It looks like you're kinda
    in the middle of something...
[03:25] ---
    Are you sure I'm not in the way?
[03:27] ---
    Oh, not at all, don't be silly!
[03:30] ---
    Master Fuyuki.
[03:31] ---
    They just happen to be doing some training.
[03:34] ---
    Please, do not pay them any mind.
[03:36] ---
    Is that so?
[03:39] ---
    So? What did you want to talk about?
[03:41] ---
    U-Um, that's... er...
[03:45] ---
    This is very sudden,
    but I have a question for you!
SIGN    Question!
SIGN    Sasanqua camellia
[03:50] ---
    How do you read this kanji, please?
[03:53] ---
    This. Come on.
[03:55] ---
    Yama-cha-ka...?
[03:57] ---
    That doesn't seem right... Umm...
[04:06] ---
    What...?
[04:09] ---
    Japan has changed quite considerably
    in such a short time.
[04:13] ---
    However, the relaxed atmosphere
    is present as ever.
[04:17] ---
    And now we just need to buy the meat...
[04:19] ---
    Yes!
[04:28] ---
    Koyuki-chan, what was that?
[04:29] ---
    Who in the world?
[04:31] ---
    Don't move.
[04:34] ---
    A shinobi?
[04:36] ---
    My apologies. The way you were carrying
    yourself was exceptionally unusual.
[04:40] ---
    I felt the need to test you.
[04:42] ---
    Let us find another opportunity
    to exchange blows.
[04:45] ---
    Goodbye.
[04:50] ---
    Ahh... That surprised me...
[04:52] ---
    Who was that?
[04:54] ---
    What monumental bloodlust...
[04:59] ---
    A level-1 red alert would normally never happen
    unless there's a war or something.
[05:04] ---
    Isn't it because Momoka-sama's
    school friend is present?
[05:08] ---
    As long as we're here, we can take care
    of any problem, no matter how trivial.
[05:14] ---
    In any event, any sneak thief who
    thinks about coming in here...
[05:21] ---
    Sagato?! Hey!
[05:24] ---
    You...!
[05:26] ---
    Specialized rubber bullet for riot control!
[05:30] ---
    What?!
[05:33] ---
    What, you want to play catch?
[05:37] ---
    Yama... yama...
[05:39] ---
    Ahh, I don't get it!
[05:43] ---
    Huh? What's that?!
[05:44] ---
    The sound for the time limit.
SIGN    Sasanqua camellia
[05:47] ---
    The answer is "sazanka."
SIGN    Sazanka
    Sasanqua camellia
[05:49] ---
    Ahh... so that's it, it's "sazanka"...
[05:53] ---
    Well, let's make some coffee for you.
[05:56] ---
    It'll be ready in one more hour exactly.
[06:05] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
    Tama tama tama tama!
[06:12] ---
    Oh, crap!
[06:14] ---
    Our invasion activities
    have been detected, sir!
[06:17] ---
    Awww...
[06:18] ---
    This way! Hurry!
[06:23] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! I was cocky!
    I was making myself feel big!
[06:23] ---
    Please! Please just spare me!
    I do not care about him! Please just spare me!
[06:31] ---
    This is...
[06:38] ---
    I wonder what that could be?
[06:40] ---
    I think something's happened
    at Nishizawa-san's house!
[06:43] ---
    Oh no! Fuyuki's over there
    visiting right now, you know?
[06:47] ---
    Signal from Area 28.
[06:49] ---
    Show it.
[06:53] ---
    Who on Earth is that?
[06:55] ---
    Momocchi!
[06:56] ---
    What was that alarm?
[06:59] ---
    I had just set Master Fuyuki
    a little kanji-reading quiz.
[07:03] ---
    That alarm was the buzzer for
    running out of time to answer.
[07:08] ---
    But... the guards were all running around...
[07:12] ---
    Hmm... They seemed to be
    pretty serious, and...
[07:14] ---
    They are training.
[07:16] ---
    Ah... I see...
[07:20] ---
    This is... a water drip!
[07:22] ---
    Also known as a Dutch coffee! Oh my, sir!
[07:25] ---
    We have some time until
    the water drip finishes,
[07:28] ---
    so here is the next question.
SIGN    Taraxacum
[07:31] ---
    How do you read this kanji?
[07:34] ---
    Huh? Gama... kou...
[07:37] ---
    Gero geeero!
[07:38] ---
    Not Aozora...
[07:41] ---
    Let's have Fuyuki-kun think
    about this once more.
[07:45] ---
    Don't let 'er through!
[07:50] ---
    Absurd! You think this is enough...
[07:53] ---
    ...to stop me?!
[08:01] ---
    Hurry! This is our one and
    only chance to capture her!
[08:05] ---
    Of course, they're flying at
    three times the normal speed!
[08:14] ---
    D-Darn it! You watch!
[08:17] ---
    I'll put you to sleep with
    this tranquilizer gun!
[08:22] ---
    Why don't you take a lie down?
SIGN    Taraxacum
[08:29] ---
    I feel like I've seen it
    somewhere before, but...
[08:32] ---
    Do your best, Fukki!
[08:34] ---
    The right answer, by the way,
    is "tanpopo" (dandelion)!
[08:39] ---
    Level 2 has been breached?
[08:42] ---
    Understood.
[08:43] ---
    Paul...
[08:44] ---
    There is no need for concern.
[08:45] ---
    We have impregnable defenses
    reaching up to Level 5.
[08:48] ---
    But... you know who we're up against...
[08:50] ---
    Defenses up to Level 5?
    What do you mean?
[08:55] ---
    I've been thinking something's
    a bit weird for a while.
[08:58] ---
    Trying to buy time with
    difficult questions...
[09:01] ---
    Nishizawa-san, you're strange today.
[09:05] ---
    I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun...
[09:09] ---
    The Level 2 line of defense
    has been wiped out!
[09:11] ---
    We need medical attention! Hurry!
[09:13] ---
    This is Level 3, Mesa Team!
    It's no good! We don't stand a chance!
[09:17] ---
    The intruder is heading for
    the main mansion building!
[09:20] ---
    It sounds like there's real trouble going on.
[09:23] ---
    I wonder if Fuyuki and the
    others will be okay...
[09:25] ---
    I'll stop that intruder in his tracks.
[09:28] ---
    In the meantime, you focus on
    getting Fuyuki out of there.
[09:35] ---
    What?!
[09:37] ---
    If you've got some kind of problem,
    talk to me about it!
[09:41] ---
    We're friends!
[09:43] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[09:46] ---
    H-He's fast! Far too fast!
[09:55] ---
    Darn you!
[09:59] ---
    Okay.
[10:01] ---
    I'll tell you everything.
[10:04] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[10:06] ---
    Oh, dear! Giroro-dono!
[10:08] ---
    You are fighting a Pekoponian!
[10:10] ---
    Out of my way, Dororo!
[10:12] ---
    There!!
[10:21] ---
    Did I get him?!
[10:23] ---
    My mother is coming to see me today.
[10:25] ---
    Your mother?
[10:28] ---
    Wow!
[10:29] ---
    Gone!
[10:30] ---
    Tch... I'm not done yet!
[10:33] ---
    Giroro-dono!
[10:34] ---
    I cannot allow you to continue!
[10:36] ---
    Stop it... Let go!
[10:40] ---
    Whaaaa?!
[10:46] ---
    This is Momoka-chan's mother,
[10:49] ---
    Nishizawa Ouka herself!
SIGN    Nishizawa Ouka
[10:59] ---
    To all members of the bodyguard.
    The intruder is known to be Madam Ouka.
[11:04] ---
    Do everything in your power
    to block her advance!
[11:07] ---
    Holding back is not necessary!
    This is an order from Madam herself.
[11:11] ---
    I repeat! Lenience is not necessary!
[11:14] ---
    Hey, what's going on?
[11:15] ---
    Talking about blocking her and
    holding back not being necessary...
[11:18] ---
    Well, that's...
[11:19] ---
    Fuyuki!
[11:21] ---
    Sis!
[11:22] ---
    I'm here to assist!
[11:24] ---
    Mochi-course!
[11:25] ---
    What on Earth is going on?
[11:27] ---
    Lady Momoka's honorable mother
    is coming, you see, ma'am.
[11:30] ---
    Yes... and she's breaking through the
    whole of the Nishizawas' defense network!
[11:37] ---
    Nishizawa-san,
[11:38] ---
    would you mind talking to us about it?
[11:42] ---
    My mother is... a martial artist.
[11:46] ---
    A martial artist?!
[11:47] ---
    Ohh, now that you mention it,
[11:49] ---
    Mr. Baio Dad was a
    martial artist, too, right?
[11:54] ---
    Although Madam Ouka is a noblewoman
    of the Nishizawa family,
[11:59] ---
    she has walked the path of a street fighter!
[12:02] ---
    Dosukoi!
SIGN    Dosukoi
[12:06] ---
    Chanko!
SIGN    My humble self
SIGN    Madam
SIGN    The Master
[12:11] ---
    Madam once spent day in and day out
    street fighting,
[12:14] ---
    and it was through this that she
    met me and the Master Baio-sama.
[12:19] ---
    The two very quickly fell in love,
[12:27] ---
    and were united in marriage.
[12:30] ---
    And Momoka-sama was born.
[12:34] ---
    Momoka!
SIGN    Gloves
SIGN    Dress
[12:43] ---
    Ohh, so you want them both, Momoka!
[12:46] ---
    Momoka is so amazing, isn't she?
[12:48] ---
    And...
[12:50] ---
    I humbly accepted responsibility
    for raising Momoka-sama,
[12:53] ---
    and Baio-sama and Ouka-sama traveled
[12:57] ---
    to reach their zeniths in
    business and martial arts.
[13:01] ---
    See you soon!
[13:03] ---
    Kero...
[13:04] ---
    My mother returns from time to time
    to check that I'm being kept safe.
[13:09] ---
    Check that you're being kept safe?
[13:11] ---
    Essentially, she herself becomes an intruder,
[13:15] ---
    in order to test whether Milady's
    defense network is effective.
[13:20] ---
    So she risks her own body to
    check her daughter's safety!
[13:24] ---
    How moving!
[13:26] ---
    I-Is it?
[13:29] ---
    This water drip will be
    finished in another hour.
[13:33] ---
    If Mother reaches here before then,
[13:36] ---
    the defense will be judged a failure.
[13:38] ---
    If it fails...
[13:40] ---
    ...I and the rest of the
    guard will all be fired.
[13:44] ---
    Whether Master Tamama would still have
    a place here, too, I cannot say...
[13:46] ---
    Whaaat?! No way!
[13:52] ---
    These are the super-elites of
    Momoka's personal bodyguard,
[13:55] ---
    the street-fighting-style
    hand-to-hand combat team!
[13:57] ---
    Wife or Madam or whatever,
[14:00] ---
    basically, we just have to
    fight her and win, right?
[14:03] ---
    There'll be big bonuses for this job!
[14:06] ---
    As strong as she claims
    to be, she is still one.
[14:10] ---
    There is a limit to what she can do.
[14:11] ---
    Are you experts in street fighting?
[14:15] ---
    You look like you might be able
    to put up a bit of resistance.
[14:19] ---
    How's this?!
[14:22] ---
    The swift and sharp arm extensions
    of the strange monk I fought in India
[14:26] ---
    were nothing like so tame!
[14:28] ---
    Yoga!
SIGN    Staaare...
[14:31] ---
    What's the matter? You think
    you can just turtle there?
[14:34] ---
    Even in hairstyle, you are
    a far cry from that soldier.
[14:40] ---
    I can't take any more!
[14:42] ---
    Soni—!
[14:48] ---
    In an underground arena in Russia,
[14:50] ---
    I fought a man whose grabs
    were as inescapable as a cyclone!
[14:53] ---
    You do not compare!
[14:56] ---
    Die!
[14:57] ---
    You shallow imitations!
SIGN    Ouka Wins
[14:59] ---
    Ouka wins!
[15:01] ---
    Sh-She's strong...
[15:02] ---
    Is this what someone who's mastered
    street fighting is like?
[15:06] ---
    Hmph. All bark and no bite.
[15:09] ---
    You're all fired.
[15:11] ---
    Level 4 has been obliterated!
[15:16] ---
    It looks like it is time for my turn.
[15:19] ---
    My fighter's blood is
    rushing with excitement!
[15:21] ---
    Tamama... I will accompany you, sir!
[15:24] ---
    Bonuses if I win... zaku zaku... gouf gouf...
[15:30] ---
    What on Earth is happening with
    the defense of this mansion?
[15:34] ---
    I cannot leave Momoka in such conditions.
[15:36] ---
    It looks like you have
    become yet stronger, Madam.
[15:42] ---
    Paul...
[15:43] ---
    However... I cannot permit intruders in
    this house, and you are no exception.
[15:50] ---
    It is my duty to protect
    Momoka-sama at all costs.
[15:55] ---
    Yes... The man standing before you...
[15:58] ---
    ...is Level 5!
SIGN    Paul, his butler seal broken
[16:02] ---
    This is Paul, his butler seal broken!
[16:06] ---
    Master Paul!
[16:07] ---
    Hyeeeeh!
[16:09] ---
    Are we... in the wrong program?!
[16:12] ---
    Activate Custom Combo!! Here I come!
[16:17] ---
    Shippuu:
SIGN    Shippuu Jin'aikyaku (Butler Wind: Benevolence Kick)
[16:19] ---
    Jin'aikyaku!!
[16:24] ---
    She vanished!
[16:26] ---
    You execute your attacks
    better than you used to.
[16:28] ---
    However...
[16:29] ---
    ...they are slower and leave you
    more vulnerable than ever!
[16:32] ---
    Don't tell me... she attacked from
    outside Shippuu Jin'aikyaku's hitbox?!
SIGN    Ousanraku (Cherry Blossom Scatter Fall)
[16:37] ---
    Ousanraku!
[16:40] ---
    How could I forget the range of
    Ouka-sama's breathtaking air throw?
[16:45] ---
    I... was careless...
[16:50] ---
    Dear me. So even you have
    become dulled by peacetime.
[16:53] ---
    It seems this country is severely lacking
    in people possessing a sense of crisis.
[16:57] ---
    Th-These guys are no joke!
[17:01] ---
    E-Exterminating monsters is
    not in my job description!
[17:04] ---
    Is it you two? I did hear rumors
    of Momoka keeping pets...
[17:08] ---
    Hey, you! Scumbag!
[17:10] ---
    Who the heck you callin' a pet?!
[17:12] ---
    It's two-on-one!
    Fair's fair, don't ya think?!
[17:16] ---
    Amusing!
SIGN    Hunt
[17:18] ---
    Yes'm! Termite #1 here! It is my honor
    to be kept as a pet, ma'am!
[17:21] ---
    Yes'm! Yes'm! Termite #2 here, ma'am!
[17:27] ---
    Nishizawa-san.
[17:29] ---
    I think I can stall your mother
    for just a little while.
[17:35] ---
    Yes. It'd be ridiculous for Paul-san
    and the others to get fired over this.
[17:40] ---
    Let's all do our best!
[17:43] ---
    You guys...
[17:46] ---
    Well, good luck.
[17:53] ---
    Wh-What is this pressure?!
[17:55] ---
    What is this oppressive power?!
    I can't move my body!
[17:59] ---
    Such bloodlust...!
[18:00] ---
    Is this the person I met in the city?!
[18:05] ---
    I met you earlier. So you know Momoka?
[18:10] ---
    Mother!
[18:12] ---
    I guess it'll be done any moment.
[18:16] ---
    Mother...
[18:18] ---
    Are you going to be firing Paul
    and the rest of the guard?
[18:22] ---
    That was the promise.
[18:23] ---
    Stop it!
[18:25] ---
    Who are you?
[18:27] ---
    Ah... um... he...
[18:30] ---
    N-Nice to meet you!
[18:33] ---
    I'm Nishizawa Momoka-san's friend,
[18:35] ---
    Hinata Fuyuki.
[18:38] ---
    Y-Y-Yes, he is, mothe—
[18:51] ---
    I see.
[18:53] ---
    So this boy is the final line of defense?
[18:57] ---
    I can hardly raise a finger
    against a friend of Momoka's.
[19:02] ---
    And you're out of time.
[19:07] ---
    Mother...
[19:10] ---
    The mass firing is off.
[19:11] ---
    Thank you so much!
[19:23] ---
    You've grown a little, haven't you?
    About three centimeters.
[19:26] ---
    It's 2.7 centimeters.
[19:29] ---
    I see.
[19:31] ---
    Though your reach
    is not a millimeter different.
[19:34] ---
    Have you been keeping well, Mother?
[19:37] ---
    I'm not frail, you know.
[19:40] ---
    What an unusual mother and child!
[19:44] ---
    I'll have some of that
    coffee next time, Momoka.
[19:47] ---
    W-Wait, Mother!
[19:55] ---
    I didn't want it to get in
    the way of your martial arts,
[19:58] ---
    so I only got you one, but...
[20:06] ---
    Yes'm! Yes'm! Thank you, ma'am!
SIGN    Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
[20:16] ---
    Mom, thanks for everything!
[20:19] ---
    They really were an unusual
    parent and child, weren't they?
[20:22] ---
    But...
[20:23] ---
    ...Nishizawa-san's mother's face
    when she was given that carnation...
[20:28] ---
    ...really made me feel she's her mother!
[20:35] ---
    I am truly ashamed of myself.
[20:38] ---
    The only saving grace is that you were able
    to introduce Master Fuyuki to Ouka-sama.
[20:44] ---
    Milady, don't tell me you—
[20:45] ---
    Hey, hey, Paul, you really gotta ask?
[20:50] ---
    I am my mother's child!
[20:58] ---
    Hey! Ouka!
[21:01] ---
    Baio!
[21:02] ---
    The least you could do is show
    your face once in a while!
[21:05] ---
    Jump on! We can talk while I take you back.
[21:09] ---
    I refuse. It will get in
    the way of my training.
[21:11] ---
    Hey, don't be like that...
[21:16] ---
    Honestly...
[21:17] ---
    I don't understand why you can't
    be more honest with yourself!
[21:22] ---
    Mother's Day, huh...
[21:25] ---
    There are all kinds of parents in this world.
[21:29] ---
    But whatever form they take,
[21:31] ---
    having parents is a wonderful thing.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
SIGN    Click!
SIGN    Street Art Putata
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo.
SIGN    Enigmatic Puppetmaster Keronian Mekeke
[23:08] ---
    It seems that on Keron,
[23:10] ---
    there is a dark organization known as the
    Oshigotonin who resolve their clients' grudges.
[23:14] ---
    Their identity is shrouded in mystery, and
    they are said to be hiding amongst the public.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    ...Wait, don't try to hire them as
    revenge for your trauma, Dororo-kun!
[23:25] ---
    "Putata & Mekeke:
    Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!"
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa.... Mekemekemekemeke...
SIGN    Resonance
[23:29] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E161 - Putata & Mekeke: Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    In this world,
[01:33] ---
    there are some pains in the neck
    who enjoy causing trouble for other people.
[01:37] ---
    I'd prefer not to be friends with any
    of those people if I can help it.
[01:41] ---
    Good grief!
[01:43] ---
    Who thought it'd be a good idea to
    graffiti someone else's fence like this?!
[01:47] ---
    Or, like, trouble maker?
[01:49] ---
    But he has quite a good sense
    of style, don't you think?
[01:52] ---
    Giroro, Tamama, thanks for helping!
[01:55] ---
    Let's have some tea when you're done, okay?
[01:58] ---
    Y-Yes, let's...
[02:00] ---
    I am going to get this done quickly
    and have tea time with Mr. Sergeant!
[02:04] ---
    Tea, tea! Tea, tea, tea!
SIGN    One hour later
[02:08] ---
    One hour later.
[02:10] ---
    Well, we finished it somehow, sir!
SIGN    What?!
[02:13] ---
    Gero?
[02:22] ---
    Gero...
[02:28] ---
    Puta...
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa...
[02:36] ---
    Putata & Mekeke:
    Hissatsu Oshigotonin, Sir!
[02:41] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[02:43] ---
    A hostile alien?
[02:46] ---
    Puta puta puta! Yeah! Yeah!
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
[02:51] ---
    M'Quve move out, Gauguin Gyan!
[02:53] ---
    I caught a cold, cough-gough-van Gogh!
[02:56] ---
    Yo! Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN    Snap!
[03:11] ---
    An actual real 1/24 Dangal?!
SIGN    Otaku
[03:13] ---
    Otaku.
[03:14] ---
    Woo! A jumbo cake!
SIGN    Sweet tooth
[03:16] ---
    Sweet tooth!
[03:17] ---
    Wow! It's a tsuchinoko!
SIGN    Viva!! Occult
[03:19] ---
    Viva Occult!
[03:24] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-shan!
SIGN    A little misshapen!
[03:26] ---
    A little misshapen.
[03:28] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-shan. Hey, Natsumi-shan.
[03:31] ---
    Hey, Natsumi-shan.
[03:32] ---
    Get out of here, you impostor!
[03:34] ---
    Hey!
[03:35] ---
    Giroro!
[03:37] ---
    You!
[03:38] ---
    State your rank and affiliation!
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa...
[03:40] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    1/24 Dangal
[03:42] ---
    You realize he's a Keronian?!
[03:45] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    You're joking No way Unbelievable
[03:47] ---
    S-Seriously?!
[03:49] ---
    Yeah! I'm Putata, Master Painter!
SIGN    I am
SIGN    Putata
SIGN    Putata
SIGN    Master Painter
[03:52] ---
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
SIGN    Enigmatic Graffiti Keronian Putata
[03:54] ---
    Enigmatic graffiti Keronian, Putata!
[03:57] ---
    Advice for Utrillo, go look in a Miró!
[03:59] ---
    I outshine you like a pika-Picasso!
[04:02] ---
    Yo! Yo! Yo! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[04:05] ---
    Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
[04:07] ---
    Art is...
[04:09] ---
    ...an explosion!
[04:12] ---
    This is the beginning of an era of art!
[04:14] ---
    We'll invade Pekopon with art, sir!
SIGN    Invasion of Pekopon
SIGN    Snap!
[04:20] ---
    Look at Putata's marvellous artistic talent!
[04:24] ---
    See, if we keep praising him like that,
[04:27] ---
    we can get him to redraw Pekopon in a state
     already invaded by the Keroro Platoon, sir!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Complete
[04:33] ---
    Pekopon invasion complete!
[04:35] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[04:37] ---
    Brilliant as always, Mr. Sergeant!
[04:39] ---
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yo! Yo! Yo!
[04:41] ---
    And this drifter of a Keronian, Putata,
    has no connections to the army!
[04:43] ---
    Yeah! Yo!
[04:45] ---
    I will get all the credit, sir!
SIGN    Taking the good parts
[04:48] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:49] ---
    Yes. It's just as Papa says.
SIGN    Papa?
[04:52] ---
    Papa?
[04:53] ---
    In the first place,
[04:54] ---
    isn't the problem that
    you're just the butt of the joke?
SIGN    Butt of the joke
[04:56] ---
    Butt of the joke!
SIGN    Butt of the joke
[04:58] ---
    B-Butt of the joke?!
[05:00] ---
    Y-You think you have
    the right to call me that?!
[05:03] ---
    Then why don't you go try
    conquering Pekopon on your own?
SIGN    Old man
[05:06] ---
    Old man.
SIGN    Butt of the joke Old man
[05:10] ---
    Hey! Are you picking a
    fight with me, Kululu?!
[05:13] ---
    Keroro, shut him up!
[05:15] ---
    Ahh, but, well, y'know...
[05:16] ---
    He might or might not have a point...
SIGN    Crushed
[05:21] ---
    An unexpected betrayal!
[05:23] ---
    Then... do what you want.
[05:25] ---
    I will act independently
    for the time being.
[05:31] ---
    Hey, squirt, why don't you go with him?
SIGN    Squirt
[05:34] ---
    I mean, you're nothing but a burden
    to the Keroro Platoon yourself.
SIGN    Huh?
[05:39] ---
    Yes. The only thing you can do well
    is eating sweets, you stupid brat.
SIGN    You stupid brat
[05:43] ---
    Or, like, lazy glutton?
SIGN    Lazy Glutton
SIGN    Rage
[05:47] ---
    The things I let this woman
    get away with saying...
SIGN    Tears
[05:50] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Love
[05:52] ---
    I'm not a burden, you know!
[05:56] ---
    Private Tamama!
[05:58] ---
    But Kululu and Lady Mois might
    or might not have a point.
[06:02] ---
    M-Mr. Sergeant...
[06:05] ---
    Waaaah! So heartless!
[06:07] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I have misjudged you!
[06:09] ---
    Me, too!
[06:10] ---
    Well, that's the first stage done, Papa.
[06:14] ---
    First stage?
[06:15] ---
    Now that those obstacles have kindly
    cleared off, things will be much easier.
[06:18] ---
    Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[06:20] ---
    Obstacles...? I feel like you're
    going a little too far.
[06:23] ---
    Yo! Yo! Yo!
[06:24] ---
    Oh, well!
[06:25] ---
    Putata!
[06:27] ---
    Sorry to call on you right away,
[06:28] ---
    but I'd like you to help us knock
    the socks off the Pekoponians, sir!
[06:32] ---
    Yossha! Escher! Gyakushuu no Char!
SIGN    Gyakushuu no Char (Char's Counterattack)
SIGN    Snap!
[06:40] ---
    Gero?
[06:43] ---
    Ohh, marvellous, marvellous!
[06:45] ---
    Almost forgot. Now I've summoned the beatings,
    a present from me, comes with Magritte-ings!
SIGN    Snap!
[06:52] ---
    Gero? An Angol Stone?!
[06:55] ---
    Gero?!
[07:00] ---
    Un...cle...
[07:03] ---
    Lady Mois!
[07:06] ---
    What in the world is...
[07:07] ---
    This guy's a baddie, I'm your Daddy,
[07:10] ---
    I want this base, and don't dilly-Dali!
[07:14] ---
    C-C-Can't we please stop this now, sir?
    It's not very funny anymore!
SIGN    Crisis!!
[07:18] ---
    Crisis!
[07:19] ---
    Puta puta puta puta...
[07:20] ---
    C-Could it be
[07:22] ---
    that from the beginning your objective
    was to take over this base, sir?!
[07:25] ---
    Nnnoooo...
[07:27] ---
    Our objective...
[07:29] ---
    ...is...
[07:32] ---
    ...the Keroro Platoon itself!
[07:35] ---
    K-Kululu!
[07:37] ---
    Hey... am I being double-crossed?
SIGN    Double-crossing?!
[07:39] ---
    Are you double-crossing me?!
[07:41] ---
    Yes... Now that I think about it,
     you've always been dreary,
SIGN    Dreary
SIGN    Dismal
[07:43] ---
    dismal, crafty, loathsome,
SIGN    Crafty
SIGN    Loathsome
SIGN    Really nasty guy
[07:45] ---
    and a really nasty guy!
[07:47] ---
    But! But I never thought you
    would betray your comrades!
SIGN    Comrades
SIGN    Betrayal
[07:50] ---
    Ha! You can curse
    your own unpopularity in hell!
[07:58] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Not running...
[08:02] ---
    Geroooo!
SIGN    Maximum speed
[08:10] ---
    Tamama! Private Tamama!
[08:12] ---
    Pheromone! Yeah, come on!
SIGN    A phone call's here...
    from Mr. Sergeant
[08:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[08:15] ---
    Pheromone! Yeah, come on!
SIGN    Connected...
[08:17] ---
    Please respond! Private Tamama!
[08:20] ---
    Hmph! It is too late to say sorry now!
[08:24] ---
    Nooo!
[08:25] ---
    Why at an important time like this?!
[08:28] ---
    C-Corporal Giroro!
[08:32] ---
    Corporal Giroro! I need you to urgently—
[08:36] ---
    Hmph.
[08:37] ---
    Hey, Giroro.
[08:38] ---
    Saburo?!
[08:40] ---
    Wh-What do you want?
[08:42] ---
    Has anything... unusual happened?
[08:44] ---
    Unusual?
[08:46] ---
    Tamama! Giroro! Tamama! Giroro!!
[08:51] ---
    Failures as subordinates!
[08:53] ---
    I'll parade them through the streets,
    crucify them, and put their heads on display, sir!
[08:56] ---
    I don't think now's the time for that.
[09:04] ---
    Gero!
[09:05] ---
    W-W-Wait...!
[09:08] ---
    Wait just a moment, sir!
[09:09] ---
    Let's just all calm down and
    resolve this peacefully...
[09:12] ---
    I'm sure we can all discuss
    this like adults.
[09:15] ---
    Don't waste your breath!
[09:17] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta!
[09:18] ---
    A-Anyway, let's just talk about this!
[09:20] ---
    Everything can be resolved by talking, sir...
[09:24] ---
    Gero!
[09:28] ---
    Huh? What's up?
SIGN    What.
[09:37] ---
    Dororo-kun!
[09:39] ---
    Gero...
[09:41] ---
    Wait... were you being controlled, Kululu?
[09:45] ---
    Precisely. By that!
[09:49] ---
    Mekekekekekeke!
SIGN    Enigmatic Puppetmaster Keronian Mekeke
[09:51] ---
    Enigmatic puppetmaster Keronian, Mekeke!
[09:55] ---
    I knew it! I believed in you, sir!
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    Trust
[09:58] ---
    I knew there was no way you
    would betray your comrades!
[10:01] ---
    What?! Despite all those mean things
    you were saying about him?!
[10:03] ---
    This is this, and that is that.
[10:06] ---
    We let our guard down.
[10:08] ---
    We forgot entirely about the
    existence of Lance Corporal Dororo!
SIGN    Huh?
[10:12] ---
    I drew a total blank as well,
    puta puta puta puta!
[10:15] ---
    Ahh, sorry! Me, too.
[10:18] ---
    Ahh... Kulu-chan, too.
SIGN    I don't care...
    I don't care...
    It's not like I matter, anyway...
[10:23] ---
    Geez, what a mess that was.
[10:27] ---
    Though how were you just
    totally under his control?
[10:30] ---
    I thought you were better than that, Kululu!
[10:32] ---
    Ahh...
[10:35] ---
    Here you go, Kulu-chan.
[10:37] ---
    I made a special curry for you.
[10:40] ---
    Come on, get over here!
[10:42] ---
    Tch. You know I hate curry.
[10:45] ---
    I won't let anyone... get in my...!
SIGN    Yes, Papa
[10:49] ---
    Yes, Papa.
[10:54] ---
    They... exploited my weakness...
[10:57] ---
    W-Weakness?
[11:00] ---
    You guys... You're the space
    Hissatsu Oshigotonin, aren't you?
SIGN    Hissatsu Oshigotonin
[11:04] ---
    Here they are! Hissatsu Oshigotonin!
[11:07] ---
    Hissatsu... Oshigotonin...?
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou
SIGN    Hissatsu Oshigotonin
[11:30] ---
    Nyororo nyoronyoro 3-nyoronyoro.
SIGN    Tickle Tickle Tickle
[11:34] ---
    We clear up the rampant evil.
[11:40] ---
    With nary an exception, beware of fire.
[11:42] ---
    Yesterday truth, and you can
    never tell how it'll end.
[11:45] ---
    Somewhere, someone is Namu Amida Butsu.
[11:48] ---
    Taboo to disclose, twenty-six.
[11:51] ---
    The book of rules for our dark occupation.
[11:53] ---
    But not listed in the
    Compendium of Vocations in Edo.
[11:58] ---
    Street Art Putata!
SIGN    Street Art Putata
[12:00] ---
    Super Marionette Mekeke!
SIGN    Super Marionette Mekeke
[12:03] ---
    We are the Hissatsu Oshigotonin.
[12:05] ---
    This shall suffice for now.
[12:07] ---
    My humblest greetings.
[12:09] ---
    Take great care... of your life.
SIGN    Hissatsu Oshigotonin
[12:14] ---
    Hey, these are the guys who were analyzing
    the Sergeant's platoon's weaknesses before!
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa...
SIGN    Resonance
SIGN    Mekemekemekemeke...
SIGN    Putaputaputaputa... Mekemekemekemeke...
[12:24] ---
    They're a pro group of ex-members of the
    Keron Army's Special and Experimental Units.
[12:31] ---
    They get called the Shurara Band
    or the Shurara Corps.
[12:34] ---
    Shurara?
[12:36] ---
    You mean that Shurara-dono,
    said to be a legendary assassin?
SIGN    Shurara
[12:40] ---
    Shurara-sama happens to be our boss.
[12:43] ---
    Problem?
[12:44] ---
    Oshigotonin guys?
[12:45] ---
    I don't remember doing anything
    to earn the ire of other people!
[12:48] ---
    I can think of a few things.
[12:51] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta puta!
[12:55] ---
    Puta! Puta puta puta!
[13:00] ---
    Stamp! Stamp! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
[13:03] ---
    Stamp! Stamp! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
SIGN    Snap!
[13:11] ---
    Gero?!
[13:12] ---
    What's this?!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Kulukulukulukulu...
[13:13] ---
    Gero gerori! Gero gerori!
[13:15] ---
    Keron Star! Hand it over, sir!
[13:18] ---
    Hand it over, sir! Hand it over, sir!
[13:20] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
[13:21] ---
    They want my Keron Star,
    the proof that I'm a leader?!
[13:21] ---
    Hand it over, sir!
[13:24] ---
    Yeah! And disband the Keroro Platoon,
    and withdraw from Pekopon!
[13:28] ---
    Or else...
SIGN    Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku!
[13:31] ---
    I can't ever let them have the Keron Star!
[13:33] ---
    Leave these fiends to me,
    my honorable leader!
SIGN    Zero Dimensional Slash
[13:36] ---
    Zero Dimensional Slash!
SIGN    You're sooo cooooooool! ♡♡ Dororo-kuuuuun!　♡
[13:44] ---
    You're so cool, Dororo-kun!
[13:53] ---
    Mekekekekekekeke!
[13:54] ---
    I will be your opponent!
[14:02] ---
    Hand it over, sir!
    Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
SIGN    Kero
     Kero
SIGN    Ku Ku
SIGN    Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
[14:05] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Sealed
[14:10] ---
    All the entrances to the secret base
    are completely sealed shut.
[14:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant really is planning to fire us!
[14:17] ---
    However, it bothers me that we
    can't find Natsumi or Fuyuki.
[14:21] ---
    A picture tells a thousand
    words, so they say.
[14:28] ---
    All right. Want to take a look?
SIGN    Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri (Shifting Sword-Draw: Dororo Slash)
[14:39] ---
    Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri.
[15:02] ---
    Mekekekekekekekeke!
[15:05] ---
    He is immortal!
[15:08] ---
    Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
SIGN    Appraisal Sight
SIGN    Vital Response: 0
[15:14] ---
    No signs of life?!
[15:15] ---
    That's... that's impossible!
[15:17] ---
    Mekekekekeke!
[15:20] ---
    I still have 1,325 Gundam models
    I haven't made yet!
[15:24] ---
    What an anticlimactic end for me.
[15:28] ---
    Puta puta puta!
[15:30] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[15:34] ---
    Ku!
[15:39] ---
    Puta!
[15:40] ---
    Meke!
[15:41] ---
    You are wide open!
SIGN    Flying Blade Formation Hostile Surroundings
[15:43] ---
    Flying Blade Formation: Hostile Surroundings!
[15:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, are you okay?
[15:51] ---
    Tamama! Giroro!
[15:53] ---
    Tch. Why are you always so much work?
[15:56] ---
    I always believed you'd come back to save me!
SIGN    Friends
[15:58] ---
    It's so good to have friends!
SIGN    Talented Subordinates
[16:00] ---
    No, talented subordinates!
SIGN    Liar
[16:02] ---
    You were just saying you'd behead them.
[16:05] ---
    I never expected this to be happening.
[16:08] ---
    If Saburo-san had not
    called out to us,
[16:10] ---
    this could have turned into
    something irreparable!
[16:13] ---
    Gero? Master Saburo did that?
[16:15] ---
    I got an e-mail from Kululu.
SIGN    Receiving Mail
[16:17] ---
    Nothing absolutely
    catastrophic is going down,
[16:19] ---
    so you don't need to bother
    coming to save us.
[16:24] ---
    Twisted as ever...
[16:26] ---
    Ahhh!
[16:27] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Escaped...
[16:28] ---
    They ran away!
[16:30] ---
    When in the world?!
[16:31] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta!
[16:34] ---
    You're not getting away, sir!
[16:37] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
[16:38] ---
    Wait!
[16:40] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    Putata
SIGN    Waiiiit
[16:42] ---
    Wait!
SIGN    Putatatata
[16:43] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    Waiiiit!!
[16:45] ---
    Wait!
[16:47] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
SIGN    Muko-dono!!
[16:49] ---
    Wait!
[16:51] ---
    Puta puta puta puta!
[16:54] ---
    Gero?
[16:55] ---
    Th-This is...!
[17:05] ---
    What is this?
[17:06] ---
    When did they... have time to build this?
[17:18] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[17:19] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[17:20] ---
    Natsumi-chan!
[17:21] ---
    Mom Aki-san!
[17:24] ---
    Master Fuyu—
[17:25] ---
    Natsu—
SIGN    Bash Bam Biff Wham Whack Thump Thud Thwack Whump Bonk
[17:36] ---
    Look at that!
[17:42] ---
    If you want these people returned,
[17:45] ---
    calmly hand over the Keron Star!
[17:49] ---
    Mekekekekekekeke!
[17:51] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[17:53] ---
    Sarge!
[17:54] ---
    No moooooore!
[17:56] ---
    Do something!
SIGN    Color
[18:02] ---
    Saburo! What do you think you're doing?
[18:06] ---
    Saburo-senpai...?
SIGN    Mekeke (Real)
[18:14] ---
    That is the real Mekeke!
[18:17] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: Meteor Slash!
[18:30] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[18:32] ---
    Sarge!
[18:33] ---
    Are you okay?
[18:34] ---
    Y-Y-Yes...
[18:35] ---
    Saburo-senpai... ♡
SIGN    Saburo-senpai ♡
[18:37] ---
    So Mekeke was himself a marionette!
[18:40] ---
    Hidden behind an anti-barrier that
    even we couldn't see through, huh.
[18:44] ---
    Don't like to admit it,
    but he pulled a fast one on me.
[18:51] ---
    I... I'll remember this!
[18:53] ---
    We let him get away...
[18:55] ---
    This battle's just getting started-da Vinci!
SIGN    Sea cucumber
[19:01] ---
    S-Sea cucumber!
[19:03] ---
    Ahh! My comedian's soul is calling!
SIGN    Comedian's Soul
SIGN    Lovey-
    dovey
    for
    Uncle
SIGN    Lovey-
    dovey
    for
    Uncle
[19:08] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[19:09] ---
    Stay away! Go away!
[19:12] ---
    Tch.
[19:13] ---
    They're exploiting every
    one of our weaknesses...
[19:21] ---
    I'll finish you off with a NyoroLautrec!
[19:24] ---
    Nyororo?!
SIGN    Whoosh
[19:27] ---
    Puta? Puta puta puta puta puta puta!
[19:31] ---
    Outta ink.
SIGN    In the first place, it's wrong that a Keronian like you even entertained the idea of using a Nyororo, sir! I think you'd better know when you're beaten and surrender...
[19:34] ---
    In the first place,
[19:35] ---
    it's wrong that a Keronian like you
    entertained the idea of using a Nyororo, sir!
[19:40] ---
    I think you'd better know when
    you're beaten and surrender...
[19:42] ---
    I don't think so!
[19:43] ---
    Gero?
[19:44] ---
    'Cause there's a Nyororo...
[19:46] ---
    ...right here!
[19:49] ---
    Gero!
[19:51] ---
    While I'm being praised,
    I'll let you in on a secret!
[19:53] ---
    The come-to-life paint this thing uses is
    made from moisture extracted from Keronians!
[20:00] ---
    Kero...!
[20:02] ---
    Now who shall I wring it out from first...
[20:07] ---
    C-Commander...
[20:09] ---
    You go get sucked!
SIGN    Shove
[20:11] ---
    Gero!!
[20:14] ---
    So mean!
[20:15] ---
    Saburo!
[20:16] ---
    Roger!
[20:18] ---
    Take this with you!
[20:21] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Curry with rice
[20:23] ---
    Curry with rice.
[20:27] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Pop
[20:33] ---
    Sarge!
[20:34] ---
    Stupid frog!
[20:37] ---
    Puta puta puta puta puta!
[20:41] ---
    
[20:43] ---
    Puta?!
SIGN    Spicy
SIGN    Wheeze Wheeze Wheeze Wheeze
[20:49] ---
    An eye for an eye.
[20:51] ---
    An ultra super extra hot curry for a Nyororo.
SIGN    Ultra Super
SIGN    Extra Hot Curry
SIGN    Disappointed
[20:57] ---
    I can't believe Chagall you have!
[20:59] ---
    I'll remember this, by Gallé!
[21:01] ---
    Hurray!
[21:02] ---
    We're saved!
[21:06] ---
    Or, like, happy ending?
[21:09] ---
    Yes, thanks to Saburo-senpai.
[21:11] ---
    Oh, I don't know...
[21:13] ---
    Huh? But... wait, aren't
    we forgetting someone?
[21:19] ---
    Sergeant Keroro was saved once again
    by the strength of his bad luck.
[21:25] ---
    But the Oshigotonin...
[21:27] ---
    ...will no doubt be back to
    challenge him again one day.
[21:31] ---
    Gyorororororo!
SIGN    Putata & Mekeke Hissatsu Oshigotonin Sir! —Keroro
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Keroro here.
[23:08] ---
    Giroro here.
[23:09] ---
    Zeroro here!
[23:10] ---
    A man's gotta have a secret base, you know?!
[23:13] ---
    Yeah!
[23:13] ---
    But where did you get all that junk from?
[23:17] ---
    Some city, Neo-something or other...
[23:18] ---
    Ahhh! It's a secret, a secret!
[23:20] ---
    Grown-up reasons...
[23:22] ---
    What, why?!
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that.
    Joriri is making an appearance!
[23:26] ---
    "Chibi Kero: Joriri of Back Then, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E162 - Chibi Kero: Joriri of Back Then, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    There are times when a childhood experience
    can greatly influence your life, aren't there?
[01:37] ---
    I'm home!
[01:38] ---
    I'm home!
SIGN    Whaaaaaa?!
[01:41] ---
    Whaaaa?!
[01:43] ---
    What on Earth?
[01:45] ---
    It's empty!
[01:51] ---
    I can't believe those...!
[01:53] ---
    Stupid frog!
SIGN    Hideout
[01:56] ---
    What is this?
[02:00] ---
    Hideout?
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[02:01] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Hideout
[02:03] ---
    I think we've all built a secret base
    at one time or another, right?
[02:11] ---
    Chibi Kero: Joriri of Back Then, Sir!
SIGN    Hideout
[02:17] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[02:19] ---
    Open up!
[02:21] ---
    Password?
[02:23] ---
    N-Natsumi?
[02:24] ---
    Giroro!
[02:25] ---
    What's up, Sis?
[02:30] ---
    Password?
[02:31] ---
    Gero gerorincho.
[02:35] ---
    Wow! A secret base inside the secret base!
SIGN    Hideout
[02:40] ---
    Sarge, let me in, too!
[02:42] ---
    Password?
[02:44] ---
    Gero gerorincho?
[02:47] ---
    Wowww!
[02:49] ---
    Ah, hey!
SIGN    Hideout
[02:52] ---
    If you want in, I suggest you say
    the password, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
[02:56] ---
    What?!
[03:00] ---
    Okay, fine.
[03:02] ---
    ...gero gerorincho.
[03:04] ---
    Ha! That won't do.
[03:05] ---
    I think I'll have you spin
    around three times, sit,
[03:07] ---
    tap your fingertips to the floor, bow,
    then stick those fingers right up your nose,
[03:11] ---
    and then say "gero gerorincho"!
[03:15] ---
    Don't you get cocky with me!
[03:22] ---
    I'm amazed what light work you
    made of that defense shutter.
[03:25] ---
    Welcome, Natchi!
[03:28] ---
    These kinds of secret bases
    are really exciting!
[03:32] ---
    This is called a Chibi Kero House.
[03:33] ---
    It's a very popular toy.
    Almost every family on Keron has one.
[03:37] ---
    Huh, so it's a toy...
[03:39] ---
    But what sets it apart is gathering
    all the junk inside yourself.
[03:43] ---
    Secret bases have to have
    that homemade feel!
[03:46] ---
    Ahh, do they?
[03:47] ---
    Gero!
[03:49] ---
    Our furniture...
[03:51] ---
    ...is "junk"?
[03:53] ---
    Gero gerorincho!
[03:57] ---
    I have collected some more junk!
[03:59] ---
    Dororo, you're joining in with this, too?
[04:02] ---
    H-Have I done something to offend?
[04:04] ---
    Well, to explain, our invasions
    haven't been going well recently,
[04:08] ---
    and things were getting a bit strained.
[04:10] ---
    So, I did a lot of thinking, ma'am.
[04:14] ---
    And I had an idea!
[04:15] ---
    I thought we should return to our childhoods
    for a bit, play around in a secret base,
[04:19] ---
    and restrengthen the bonds of the platoon!
[04:22] ---
    You just wanted to play, that's all.
SIGN    Hideout
[04:25] ---
    Looks like someone's having fun...
SIGN    Hideout
[04:34] ---
    Click.
[04:40] ---
    Gero!
[04:45] ---
    What on Earth was that?!
[04:47] ---
    Oops. That was on purpose.
[04:53] ---
    The door won't open!
[04:56] ---
    Sarge, what's going on?
[04:59] ---
    Did someone return the
    Chibi Kero House to its normal size?
[05:03] ---
    Only Kululu-senpai could have
    done something like that.
[05:06] ---
    Unless someone presses the button again,
[05:09] ---
    we cannot leave the Chibi Kero House.
[05:12] ---
    Oh no! Now we're caught up in all this!
[05:15] ---
    If you ask me, danger is all part
    of the appeal of secret bases!
[05:20] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[05:22] ---
    "Pretend not to notice
    other people's ear hair."
[05:25] ---
    Huh?
[05:26] ---
    So... what does that mean?
[05:28] ---
    Joriri, right?
[05:30] ---
    That is Joriri.
[05:36] ---
    What's this?
[05:37] ---
    It is not fair to leave me out!
[05:40] ---
    Joriri! That name takes me back, sir!
[05:43] ---
    Who's Joriri?
[05:46] ---
    Well, we have plenty of time,
[05:48] ---
    I guess it's not a bad idea to
    tell you about our roots, sir!
[05:52] ---
    I don't really want to know, but whatever...
[05:55] ---
    It was back when we were back in the
    elementary age group of training school...
[06:02] ---
    Password?
[06:03] ---
    Gero gerorincho!
[06:06] ---
    I brought lots of treasure!
[06:07] ---
    You normally always slack off.
    What happened all of a sudden?
[06:11] ---
    Oh, don't be silly, Giroro!
[06:13] ---
    Don't listen to him, okay?
[06:15] ---
    Hello.
[06:18] ---
    I heard you upgraded your secret base.
[06:21] ---
    Pururu-chan, come on in, come on in!
[06:23] ---
    Hey!
[06:24] ---
    I made that hole! Isn't it awesome?
[06:27] ---
    Those guys are making a secret base!
[06:30] ---
    Who do they think they are?
[06:31] ---
    Leave 'em be.
[06:33] ---
    Huh?
[06:33] ---
    I've got a good idea.
[06:38] ---
    This room is a special one
    even within the secret base!
[06:41] ---
    Wow...
[06:42] ---
    It's a secret room that even
    Zeroro doesn't know about yet.
[06:47] ---
    I'll just get the snacks.
[06:50] ---
    Huh? No snacks.
[06:53] ---
    Gero!
[06:54] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[06:55] ---
    I told you no women or
    children in our secret base!
[06:58] ---
    Oh? Even though you're a child yourself?
[07:02] ---
    Giroro, you ate my sweets, didn't you!
[07:04] ---
    I don't know anything about that.
[07:05] ---
    Liar! I was keeping those
    especially for Pururu-chan!
[07:08] ---
    What are you doing?!
[07:09] ---
    Give them back!
[07:09] ---
    Please don't fight, you two!
[07:10] ---
    I told you, I don't know anything!
[07:12] ---
    Then who else could have eaten them?!
[07:14] ---
    Huh?!
[07:14] ---
    Gero?
[07:15] ---
    Oh! So it was you, Zeroro!
    You ate my snacks!
[07:19] ---
    So you made a secret room and
    didn't tell me about it...
[07:26] ---
    Keroro-kun, I'm sure you just have
    the wrong idea about the snacks.
[07:29] ---
    Gero?
[07:31] ---
    You think so? Tee hee.
[07:35] ---
    The next day.
[07:36] ---
    Okay, time to pick up where
    I left off yesterday!
[07:41] ---
    Gero!!
[07:42] ---
    What the?! It's been overwritten
    with a ridiculous high score!
[07:46] ---
    Nooooo! All that vast amount
    of time I poured in, wasted!
[07:51] ---
    Who the heck did this to me?!
[07:52] ---
    Ah, Keroro-kun!
[07:53] ---
    You're here early.
[07:54] ---
    Zeroro! I won't let you
    claim ignorance this time!
[07:59] ---
    What are you doing?!
[08:01] ---
    I think you know!
[08:02] ---
    I don't know!
[08:05] ---
    Giroro isn't this good at games.
[08:08] ---
    The only one who could
    do this is you, Zeroro!
[08:11] ---
    Stop it!
[08:12] ---
    What is the problem?
[08:13] ---
    Zeroro played my game without asking!
[08:16] ---
    I don't know anything!
[08:20] ---
    Keep quiet, both of you.
[08:25] ---
    Is someone... here?
[08:28] ---
    There shouldn't be
    any rooms above this one...
[08:33] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Scheduled Plans!!
[08:41] ---
    I knew it...
[08:42] ---
    Someone's there.
[08:45] ---
    Let's go.
[08:58] ---
    Hey, you!
[09:00] ---
    What are you doing here?
[09:02] ---
    I'm in the bath, as you can see!
[09:05] ---
    This is our secret base!
[09:07] ---
    If you ask me, people climb
    mountains because they are there,
[09:10] ---
    and live under roofs
     because they are there!
[09:13] ---
    You're living here?
[09:15] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[09:17] ---
    "Get in the bath!
[09:18] ---
    Have you done your homework?
    Brush your teeth!"
[09:25] ---
    So... what does that mean?
[09:28] ---
    Ah, who cares?
[09:30] ---
    Ah! Could it be...
[09:32] ---
    ...that there's a really deep
    meaning behind those words?!
[09:36] ---
    Living under the same roof means...
[09:38] ---
    ...to have baths together,
    do homework together,
[09:41] ---
    brush your teeth together...
[09:43] ---
    In other words... to stop
    meaningless strife and...
[09:46] ---
    ...everyone get along...
    could that be what he wants to say?
[09:49] ---
    Never mind that!
[09:51] ---
    Old man, you're the one who ate my sweets
    and played my game, aren't you?!
[09:58] ---
    H-He's good...
SIGN    Joriri
[10:02] ---
    I'm Joriri. Nice to meet ya.
[10:06] ---
    And so Joriri settled in their secret base,
[10:09] ---
    and before long, Keroro and the others
    had grown attached to him.
[10:14] ---
    Then, one day...
[10:18] ---
    Who did this?
[10:21] ---
    From now on, this place...
[10:23] ---
    ...is our base!
[10:25] ---
    Get out, brats!
[10:27] ---
    Screw you!
[10:28] ---
    We made this base ourselves!
[10:30] ---
    We were waiting for you to finish it,
[10:33] ---
    and now we're jumping in
    and taking it from you!
[10:35] ---
    Ha! Thanks for the hard work!
[10:37] ---
    Got it? Then scram!
[10:40] ---
    What are you doing?!
[10:41] ---
    Bwahahahahah!
[10:42] ---
    Weaklings!
[10:45] ---
    You runts just need to shut up
    and do what your elders tell you.
[10:50] ---
    If you ask me,
[10:51] ---
    you're all runts.
[10:54] ---
    Joriri!
[10:54] ---
    These guys are jerks!
[10:56] ---
    Do something!
[10:58] ---
    Nyah! We have Joriri on our side!
[11:01] ---
    Do you guys know the saying,
    "Rice cake dumpling from the shelf?"
[11:06] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[11:08] ---
    "Don't eat the snacks on the
    shelf without permission."
[11:11] ---
    I don't think that's quite the meaning.
[11:13] ---
    Also, "millet grain with wet hands."
[11:15] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[11:17] ---
    "Wet hands bubble up well with soap."
[11:20] ---
    Ah, also wrong.
[11:22] ---
    What the heck is with this guy?
     Is he an idiot?
[11:24] ---
    You're trying to say we snatched their
    secret base away without doing any work?
[11:30] ---
    Exactly!
[11:31] ---
    But doesn't that apply to you too, old man?
[11:36] ---
    Even you were using their
    secret base without permission!
[11:40] ---
    Yeah, yeah!
[11:41] ---
    What right do you have to criticize others?
[11:45] ---
    You guys are quite right.
[11:47] ---
    Touché, I guess.
[11:50] ---
    Wait, Joriri...
[11:51] ---
    If you ask me, they're pretty sharp.
[11:55] ---
    What?!
[12:09] ---
    That was so mean!
[12:10] ---
    Those upperclassmen disgust me!
[12:12] ---
    We have to do something and
    get our secret base back.
[12:16] ---
    I mean, Joriri, you're an adult.
[12:18] ---
    I wish you'd get your act together more.
[12:21] ---
    He's not very dependable,
    surprisingly, is he?
[12:23] ---
    He never really looked that dependable
    to me in the first place.
[12:31] ---
    Don't any of you have any good ideas?
[12:33] ---
    If you ask me, I might not have none.
[12:37] ---
    No... I have one!
[12:39] ---
    What?!
[12:40] ---
    Old man!
[12:44] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[12:46] ---
    "Face east and chew on a norimaki
    and most things will work out!"
[13:08] ---
    Get them!
[13:09] ---
    Take this! Acorn bullets!
[13:15] ---
    Are you okay, you three?
[13:18] ---
    We did just what Joriri said,
    but it didn't help.
[13:21] ---
    Maybe it was because I couldn't eat it.
[13:24] ---
    Common sense would have told us we
    couldn't win by chewing on a norimaki.
[13:27] ---
    If you ask me, you always need
    to go over your enemy's heads.
[13:31] ---
    Above their heads?
[13:32] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:37] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[13:39] ---
    "Just dig a hole!"
[13:59] ---
    Acorn?
[14:05] ---
    Get them!
[14:11] ---
    Gero...
[14:14] ---
    If you ask me, if pushing
    doesn't work, then try pulling!
[14:21] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[14:24] ---
    Huh? Huh? Hm?
[14:27] ---
    I'm not going to listen to Joriri anymore.
[14:34] ---
    The secret base we sweat
    our butts off to build...!
[14:39] ---
    If Joriri is undependable... let's not depend
    on him, and take it back all on our own!
[14:44] ---
    I'll help, too.
[14:46] ---
    This isn't something for women and
    children to get involved with!
[14:48] ---
    Really? But you're a child yourself!
[14:54] ---
    Maybe we just have to get rid of
    that one with the bossiest attitude.
[14:58] ---
    I get it... so we aim for the central player!
[15:01] ---
    If that's what we're doing,
[15:02] ---
    we could do it like that "Space
    Monkey-Crab Battle" story, couldn't we?
[15:05] ---
    Sneak into the base, lie in wait for him,
[15:08] ---
    and then all get him at once!
[15:10] ---
    Okay! Then let's have a
    strategy meeting right away!
[15:13] ---
    I'm helping too, like it or not!
[15:15] ---
    Okay, fine, do what you want.
[15:17] ---
    Okay! Let's fight!
[15:18] ---
    Yeah!
[15:22] ---
    Zeroro, space stone mortar!
[15:25] ---
    Keroro, space chestnut burr!
[15:28] ---
    Pururu, space queen bee!
[15:32] ---
    Giroro, Space Cerberus dung!
[15:34] ---
    I knew it.
[15:45] ---
    This is when a base really comes in handy.
[15:55] ---
    Owwww!
[15:57] ---
    Get out, or you won't like
    what's coming to you!
[15:59] ---
    Ow! Ow! Oww!
[16:04] ---
    This is actually... kinda fun!
[16:07] ---
    Pleasure!
[16:10] ---
    Take this!
[16:12] ---
    Ewwwww!
[16:20] ---
    Well?! Give up?!
[16:24] ---
    Where the hell were you guys?!
[16:26] ---
    What do you mean? You sent the letter!
[16:28] ---
    You called us out to the riverbed, but we
    waited and waited and you didn't turn up.
[16:32] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[16:34] ---
    I was the one who wrote that letter!
[16:36] ---
    Tch. Idiots.
[16:38] ---
    You fell right for the stupid runts' plan!
[16:41] ---
    Hey! How long are you gonna stay there?!
[16:43] ---
    Move it!
[16:46] ---
    It's 10 Keron-years too early for a bunch
    of tailed guys like you to stand up against us!
[16:51] ---
    We won't go easy on you next time!
[16:53] ---
    You're gonna pay! You've got
    one last chance to clear off!
[17:00] ---
    Really... So you're not gonna walk away...
[17:03] ---
    Shut up!
[17:05] ---
    What?!
[17:12] ---
    We made this base... ourselves!
[17:16] ---
    We can't just stand by
    after seeing it so polluted!
[17:20] ---
    It's our own secret base!
    We'll protect it ourselves!
[17:44] ---
    Wh-What...?
[17:50] ---
    Why are you so... desperate?
[17:57] ---
    I... I... I don't want
    your crappy little base!
[18:02] ---
    Ah! Wait!
[18:35] ---
    Gosh, boys are so...
[18:38] ---
    Gero! This stings!
[18:42] ---
    Giroro-kun, don't tickle me like that!
[18:44] ---
    It's not me.
[18:45] ---
    Huh?!
[18:47] ---
    Joriri!
[18:49] ---
    If you ask me, a bath after
    a battle is exquisite!
[18:54] ---
    You didn't do anything, Joriri!
[19:05] ---
    Such fond memories, sir...
[19:08] ---
    Whilst I acted following
    Joriri's instruction alone,
[19:12] ---
    I feel like I was unable to
    achieve my true potential.
[19:14] ---
    Huh?
[19:16] ---
    It was once we steeled ourselves to handle it
    personally that we began to put up a fight.
[19:20] ---
    I believe that is the reason why
    we were able to claim victory.
[19:23] ---
    Perhaps that may have been
    what Joriri wanted to tell us.
[19:27] ---
    Dororo. That habit of reading
    too deep into things...
[19:31] ---
    I bet hanging out with
    Joriri did that to you.
[19:32] ---
    It... it did?
[19:35] ---
    Seriously, though, life'd be so easy
    if we could live like Joriri,
[19:39] ---
    just doing whatever and
    taking all the good parts.
[19:42] ---
    Isn't that exactly how you
    live right now, Mr. Sergeant?
[19:46] ---
    Gero?
[19:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you have definitely
    got some Joriri-san in you!
[19:51] ---
    I see... Maybe that's true.
[19:53] ---
    What about you, Giroro?
[19:55] ---
    N-No one can leave their mark on me.
[19:58] ---
    Are you sure?
[20:00] ---
    Come on. Stick out your arm.
[20:02] ---
    It's not anything major.
[20:03] ---
    Just give it to me!
[20:06] ---
    There.
[20:07] ---
    Now bacteria won't get in.
[20:11] ---
    If you ask me, strong men are
    attracted to strong women.
[20:16] ---
    That is true... I do
    think strong women are...
[20:19] ---
    Giroro? What are you going red for?
[20:21] ---
    Wha?! I...
[20:23] ---
    N-Nothing.
[20:24] ---
    He's been influenced, all right!
[20:46] ---
    So you were all in here!
[20:49] ---
    I've been looking everywhere for you.
[20:50] ---
    You saved us, Chief Nurse Pururu!
[20:54] ---
    Look!
[20:55] ---
    I tried making a space garlic shot to enhance
    the physical condition of the Keroro Platoon!
[21:00] ---
    Gero! A shot?!
[21:02] ---
    Noooo!
[21:02] ---
    Wait right there!
[21:04] ---
    Help me, sir!
[21:07] ---
    Gero!
[21:10] ---
    This is actually... kinda fun!
[21:13] ---
    Pleasure!
[21:15] ---
    Brutality!
[21:17] ---
    Yes... Childhood experiences really
    are important, aren't they?
[21:25] ---
    Well, if you ask me,
[21:27] ---
    you're all still runts even now.
[21:29] ---
    In other words, I am the best after all.
[21:33] ---
    Jori joriri.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    It's Natsumi.
[23:08] ---
    C-Corporal Giroro.
[23:09] ---
    S-So... is 623 Radio
    r-really that great?
[23:13] ---
    Yeah, it's amazing!
[23:14] ---
    Th-Then, what about that program
    called Extraordinary Dopamine?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
[23:17] ---
    Don't like it.
[23:18] ---
    Huh...?
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that. We're still doing...
    Extraordinary Dopamine!
SIGN    Big Shot Producer from Abroad
SIGN    Perfect!
[23:23] ---
    "Natsumi: Goodbye, Saburo, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Fuyuki & Alisa: Monster in the Rain, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E163 - Natsumi: Goodbye, Saburo, Sir! / Fuyuki & Alisa: Monster in the Rain, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    We never meet without a parting.
[01:33] ---
    Goodbyes come suddenly.
[01:36] ---
    Saburo-senpai is transferring
    to another school?!
[01:38] ---
    It's just a rumor!
[01:41] ---
    Oh, whew!
[01:42] ---
    But it's not just a regular rumor.
    It has some credibility.
[01:45] ---
    That's right.
[01:46] ---
    My kouhai said she heard Saburo-senpai
    talking to a teacher in the faculty room!
[01:51] ---
    Oh, no!
[01:52] ---
    Saburo-senpai...
[02:00] ---
    Natsumi: Goodbye, Saburo, Sir!
[02:06] ---
    623-san's radio show is gonna end, too?!
[02:09] ---
    I hear a big producer from abroad
    noticed 623's talent.
[02:14] ---
    So he may move and do his show
    in another country.
[02:19] ---
    Huh. That's great for 623-san.
[02:21] ---
    So he could make his world debut?
[02:24] ---
    I guess that producer is in Japan right now.
[02:28] ---
    I know because my magazine
    is doing a story on it.
[02:30] ---
    What?!
[02:32] ---
    Saburo-senpai is going to another school,
[02:34] ---
    and now 623-san's radio show is ending...
[02:37] ---
    I heard everything!
[02:40] ---
    Ninjas have an expression. "One cannot
    attain Earth Release without Fire Release."
[02:46] ---
    Leave this to me!
[02:47] ---
    Koyuki-chan?
[02:50] ---
    That woman!
[02:52] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[02:53] ---
    Let's go!
[02:55] ---
    You just...
[02:56] ---
    Hey! Hey, Koyuki-chan?!
[02:57] ---
    Didn't you step on something back there?!
[03:00] ---
    Darn it!
[03:02] ---
    That woman!
[03:05] ---
    Gero gerori...
[03:07] ---
    And so, we're going to
    radio-jack 623 Radio tonight!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
[03:11] ---
    What, again?!
[03:12] ---
    How many times are you going to make
    Giroro-senpai imitate Sumomo-chan?
[03:17] ---
    This time, the purpose
    isn't listener ratings!
SIGN    Listener Ratings
[03:20] ---
    We have just one target!
[03:22] ---
    The super-producer from abroad!
SIGN    Big Shot Producer from Abroad
SIGN    Perfect!
[03:25] ---
    So you're finally going to break out of Japan
    and make your international debut, Uncle?
[03:29] ---
    Or, like, global conquest?
[03:31] ---
    That's right! When the
    foreign big shot producer
[03:34] ---
    recognizes the appeal of my Keroro Platoon,
SIGN    Neighborhood Keroro Platoon
[03:36] ---
    we'll go from a neighborhood-based platoon
[03:39] ---
    to a worldwide Keroro Platoon!
[03:41] ---
    Yay!
[03:43] ---
    We'll storm the radio studio directly
[03:45] ---
    and radio-jack the place!
SIGN    Radio Inner-Tokyo
[03:59] ---
    Koyuki-chan, what do you have in mind?
[04:01] ---
    It's obvious!
[04:02] ---
    We're going to verify
    whether the rumor is true!
[04:05] ---
    We'll meet 623-san and ask him directly!
[04:09] ---
    Here!
[04:10] ---
    Huh?!
[04:14] ---
    H-Hey!
[04:16] ---
    Why am I wearing this outfit?!
[04:19] ---
    It looks good on you, Natsumi-san.
[04:21] ---
    Let's go!
[04:22] ---
    Natsumi-chan...
SIGN    623 Radio
[04:28] ---
    Is this the 623 Radio studio?
[04:31] ---
    That bigshot producer, Mr. Bigbridge,
    is coming here tonight
[04:35] ---
    to listen to the live show.
[04:37] ---
    So make sure to focus.
[04:38] ---
    Right. Understood.
[04:41] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I found an
    empty studio over there.
[04:45] ---
    Well done, Private Tamama.
[04:47] ---
    We'll broadcast our show,
    Extraordinary Dopamine,
[04:50] ---
    from that studio!
[04:53] ---
    It's Captain Geroro
[04:56] ---
    and Battle Squad Leader Kiroro's...
[04:58] ---
    ...Space Conquest Radio!
SIGN    Captain Geroro and Battle Squad Leader Kiroro's Space Conquest Radio
[05:05] ---
    It looks like he isn't here.
[05:07] ---
    Koyuki-chan, let's just go home.
[05:13] ---
    Testing, testing! Okay, okay!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
[05:16] ---
    Ready to go!
[05:19] ---
    I really do not think it is a good idea
    to use a studio without permission.
[05:23] ---
    Oh, don't worry about it!
[05:26] ---
    Western-style...
[05:27] ---
    Here! This is your chance
[05:29] ---
    to have a famous producer from
    abroad listen to your material.
[05:33] ---
    So harden your heart.
[05:36] ---
    M-My material...
SIGN    International Comedy Writer
[05:39] ---
    ...famous all over the world...
[05:43] ---
    Huh? Where's Giroro?
[05:44] ---
    Maybe he got lost somewhere?
[05:47] ---
    It's like a maze in this
    radio station building.
[05:50] ---
    No way.
[05:51] ---
    Corporal Giroro, of all people?
[05:53] ---
    Where am I?!
[05:55] ---
    He's lost.
[06:01] ---
    Natsumi?!
[06:04] ---
    Natsumi-san, there's a somehow
    suspicious studio over there!
[06:08] ---
    I'm catching 623-san-like vibes!
[06:10] ---
    H-Hey! Koyuki-chan!
[06:16] ---
    You're late, 623! How long
    do you think your break is?!
[06:19] ---
    Sorry. I'll get ready right away.
[06:21] ---
    623?
[06:22] ---
    Come to think of it, I've never seen
[06:24] ---
    623's face before.
[06:26] ---
    What the heck does he look like?
[06:33] ---
    What?! Saburo?!
[06:35] ---
    623, Mr. Bigbridge is stuck
    in traffic, so he'll be late.
[06:39] ---
    But he'll listen to the broadcast in his car.
[06:41] ---
    Got it. So I'd better do my best, right?
[06:44] ---
    What's wrong? You still haven't decided?
[06:46] ---
    What is there to think about? This is your
    chance to make an international debut.
[06:51] ---
    Yeah...
[06:59] ---
    We never meet without a parting.
[07:02] ---
    Saying farewell to a dear friend
    comes sooner or later.
[07:06] ---
    Good evening. This is 623 Radio.
[07:08] ---
    Oh, 623.
SIGN    Big Shot Producer from Abroad Mr. Bigbridge
[07:10] ---
    I started the show off
    with a deep poem, but...
[07:15] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro's
    Extraordinary Dopamine!
SIGN    Radio Inner-Tokyo
[07:19] ---
    And so,
[07:20] ---
    the show has begun.
[07:21] ---
    I'm the new rising star
    who's filling in for 623,
[07:24] ---
    radio personality Sergeant Keroro!
[07:27] ---
    I'm his assistant, Princess Mois!
[07:29] ---
    I'm the show's writer, Tamamatchi.
[07:32] ---
    This is my first appearance.
    I'm the director, Kululu!
[07:35] ---
    Are all my fans listening?
[07:39] ---
    Those guys... Why am I not surprised?
[07:41] ---
    So let's start with our customary
    "Good Invaders, Bad Invaders,
[07:45] ---
    Normal Invaders"!
[07:47] ---
    Do Americans understand
    this kind of material?
[07:51] ---
    It'll be fine!
[07:52] ---
    I've incorporated superb American
    jokes into this segment.
[07:56] ---
    So let's go with our first postcard.
[07:59] ---
    Hey, Mike! I've captured a
    fierce Pekoponian animal.
[08:03] ---
    Oh, Charlie! That's my wife!
[08:09] ---
    Hey! Cut it out!
[08:10] ---
    What are you doing?! Open up! Open this door!
[08:13] ---
    Or, like, total soundproof?
[08:17] ---
    Okay, let's go to our
    next postcard! Hey, Mike!
[08:19] ---
    That's the stupid frog's voice!
[08:22] ---
    I put a fence around the house next door.
[08:24] ---
    Hey, Charlie! That's my wife, too!
[08:29] ---
    Hey, stupid frog! What are you doing here?!
[08:33] ---
    Gero?! Lady Natsumi?!
[08:34] ---
    Natsumi-san, this isn't the time!
[08:37] ---
    We have to keep looking for 623-san's studio!
[08:40] ---
    W-Wait, Koyuki-chan!
[08:42] ---
    Hey!
[08:45] ---
    Giroro...
[08:46] ---
    If you're not sure what to do...
[08:49] ---
    If you're not sure what to do,
    don't go abroad!
[08:53] ---
    Natsumi would be sad.
[08:57] ---
    But wouldn't you be happier
    with me out of the picture, Giroro?
[09:01] ---
    Th-That's right!
[09:03] ---
    I just don't want to see Natsumi sad!
[09:06] ---
    It has to be this one, Natsumi-san!
[09:09] ---
    Stop dragging me, Koyuki-chan!
[09:12] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[09:18] ---
    S-S-Saburo-senpai!
[09:21] ---
    Giroro, too?
[09:22] ---
    Why?
[09:23] ---
    U-Uh...
[09:24] ---
    Uh, see, the two of us work here part-time,
    sorting out the postcards.
[09:28] ---
    Right, Giroro?
[09:29] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[09:31] ---
    U-Um...
[09:33] ---
    What is it?
[09:35] ---
    S-Saburo-senpai...
[09:42] ---
    I heard a rumor.
    Are you really switching schools?
[09:46] ---
    Ah... uh... that's...
[09:48] ---
    Natsumi-san! This isn't the time!
[09:51] ---
    We have to find 623-san's studio!
[09:54] ---
    H-Hey, Koyuki-chan!
[09:58] ---
    Sheesh! Lady Natsumi ruined the whole show!
[10:01] ---
    Oh, Charlie, I'm telling you, that's my wife!
[10:04] ---
    Yeah, yeah, you and your stupid wife!
[10:06] ---
    Enough!
SIGN    Nishizawa Transport
[10:08] ---
    I'm going back to my own country!
[10:18] ---
    In the end, I didn't get to see 623-san...
[10:21] ---
    I'm sorry, Natsumi-san.
[10:22] ---
    It was due to my lack of ability.
[10:24] ---
    That's okay, Koyuki-chan.
[10:25] ---
    Thank you.
[10:26] ---
    I hear 623 Radio isn't gonna end.
[10:29] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[10:32] ---
    He said the international debut
    deal fell through.
[10:35] ---
    Oh, and...
[10:37] ---
    ...I'm not going to switch schools, either.
[10:40] ---
    That was just a groundless rumor.
[10:43] ---
    Really?!
[10:45] ---
    Thank goodness!
[10:49] ---
    I'm happy for you, Natsumi-san.
[10:51] ---
    Thank you, Koyuki-chan!
[10:53] ---
    Yay! That's great!
[10:56] ---
    But you're too happy, Natsumi-san.
[10:58] ---
    Well, after all...
[11:00] ---
    ...it's great news!
SIGN    Radio Inner-Tokyo
[11:05] ---
    Thank you, Natsumi-chan...
SIGN    Kululu
[11:11] ---
    Kululu, you rat!
[11:13] ---
    You knew Saburo and 623
    were one and the same?!
[11:18] ---
    You found out, huh? Then I have no choice.
[11:21] ---
    Guess I'll delete that memory.
[11:27] ---
    Huh? What am I doing in here?
[11:29] ---
    You probably wanted to be alone with me, no?
[11:33] ---
    Like that's even a possibility?!
SIGN    Kululu
[11:35] ---
    Anyway, Saburo's secret stayed safe.
[11:38] ---
    But all of you viewers at home
    know the truth now, huh?
[11:42] ---
    Huh? You've realized the truth
    for a while now?
[11:44] ---
    Oh, I see...
[11:55] ---
    Well, everyone, we meet again.
[11:57] ---
    Today's story is...
    Yes, you already know, huh?
[12:01] ---
    In this story, that girl we haven't
    seen in a long time comes back.
[12:08] ---
    Fuyuki...
[12:13] ---
    Fuyuki & Alisa: Monster in the Rain, Sir!
[12:20] ---
    Boy, clammy and rainy! This is
    my favorite season on Pekopon!
[12:24] ---
    There's no season that's
    more comfortable for me!
[12:28] ---
    With cleaning, doing the dishes,
[12:30] ---
    doing the laundry,
[12:31] ---
    even Gundam models...
[12:33] ---
    It's going smoothly!
[12:35] ---
    It's all going smoothly!
[12:36] ---
    Life couldn't be better!
[12:38] ---
    Jeez, you're annoying!
[12:40] ---
    Even though the forecaster said
    the rainy season wouldn't start yet.
[12:44] ---
    It's been like this since the weekend.
[12:46] ---
    The weather forecast said it was
    supposed to be a nice day today.
[12:48] ---
    So why...?
[12:50] ---
    Well, it's not that bad.
[12:51] ---
    That's right. There's nothing wrong with it!
[12:54] ---
    It's plenty bad!
[12:55] ---
    The laundry won't dry, mold grows,
    and this damp feeling is gross!
[12:59] ---
    But thanks to the rain, they'll cancel
    the test for my worst class, P.E.!
[13:04] ---
    See? Good for you, Master Fuyuki!
[13:06] ---
    - Well, see you later!
    - Take care!
[13:09] ---
    See you later.
[13:10] ---
    Wait, Fuyuki!
[13:12] ---
    See you later!
[13:13] ---
    Well, I've finished the dishes, the laundry,
    cleaning, and Gundam models,
[13:18] ---
    so maybe I'll take advantage of this clamminess
    and call a morning invasion meeting.
[13:22] ---
    Gero?
[13:27] ---
    W-Why?
[13:36] ---
    What's this, rain?
[13:38] ---
    According to the Nishizawa family
    meteorological observatory,
[13:41] ---
    there was zero percent chance
     of rain today.
[13:46] ---
    Stop the car.
[13:50] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Good morning.
[13:52] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[13:54] ---
    Morning. Are you okay? You're getting wet.
[13:59] ---
    All right, success! Sharing
    an umbrella with Fuyuki-kun!
[14:02] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[14:04] ---
    It suddenly started raining, so...
[14:06] ---
    Suddenly? That's strange.
[14:09] ---
    It's been raining ever since
    I got up this morning.
[14:12] ---
    Right, Sis?
[14:14] ---
    Huh?
[14:15] ---
    Um, are you sure you don't mind
    dropping me off?
[14:19] ---
    Don't worry.
[14:20] ---
    It's all so milady Momoka can share
    an umbrella with Fuyuki-dono.
[14:25] ---
    O-Oh...
[14:32] ---
    Daddy...
[14:33] ---
    Yeah.
[14:34] ---
    There's no mistake. I smell a creature
    of the darkness. It's lurking nearby.
[14:42] ---
    Thank you.
[14:46] ---
    Wow, Natsumi! You got
    dropped off by a limousine?
[14:49] ---
    How did that happen?
[14:50] ---
    Oh, long story...
[14:52] ---
    Huh? The sun's out.
[14:55] ---
    What'd you bring an umbrella for?
[14:57] ---
    After all, it's been
    raining since yesterday.
[15:00] ---
    What are you talking about?
[15:02] ---
    The weather was nice all weekend.
[15:05] ---
    I overheard your conversation, Natsumi-san!
[15:08] ---
    Leave this to Koyuki!
[15:10] ---
    K-Koyuki-chan...?
[15:12] ---
    So you don't waste this umbrella,
[15:15] ---
    and for the sake of sharing it with you...
[15:19] ---
    Ninja Art! Cat Face Cleaning!
SIGN    Ninja Art: Cat Face Cleaning
[15:24] ---
    Oh, no! Rain!
[15:26] ---
    Y-You didn't have to go to the
    trouble of making it rain.
[15:30] ---
    This isn't me.
[15:32] ---
    After all...
SIGN    Kululu
[15:40] ---
    It seems this rain isn't
    a natural phenomenon!
[15:44] ---
    It rains constantly within 100 meters
    of Hinata Fuyuki only.
[15:48] ---
    When Fuyuki moves, the perimeter
    of the rain moves, too.
[15:51] ---
    What does it mean?
[15:53] ---
    I'm thinking the cause is the
    same as that other incident.
[16:01] ---
    There was supposed to be an important match
    with Inner-Tokyo Academy today.
[16:05] ---
    I guess it'll be canceled now.
[16:07] ---
    And I was looking forward to 623-san's
[16:10] ---
    outdoor broadcast tonight.
[16:14] ---
    What are you looking at, Fuyuki-kun?
[16:17] ---
    Oh, Nishizawa-san.
[16:19] ---
    Look at the sky over there.
[16:22] ---
    It's clear.
[16:23] ---
    That's true...
[16:24] ---
    They said it was clear here
    before I came to school.
[16:27] ---
    And everyone says there was
    nice weather this weekend.
[16:30] ---
    Maybe it's only raining around me?
[16:34] ---
    I-If that's true, then you and I can, um...
[16:39] ---
    ...always share an umbrella,
    which would make me, um...
[16:44] ---
    Finish it! "Make me happy"!
[16:46] ---
    Huh?
[16:47] ---
    This is like a long time ago...
[16:52] ---
    I can almost remember it, but not quite.
[16:55] ---
    U-Um, F-F-Fuyuki-kun...
[16:57] ---
    On the way home, um...
[16:59] ---
    ...can I share your...
[17:01] ---
    This smell...
[17:03] ---
    Umbrella?
[17:05] ---
    W-Wench!
[17:06] ---
    Here. You can borrow mine.
[17:07] ---
    Let's go, Fuyuki. To hunt down
    one that lurks in the dark.
[17:10] ---
    W-Wait a second, Alisa-chan!
    Where are we going?
[17:14] ---
    Get back here!
[17:15] ---
    Sorry for the inconvenience.
[17:25] ---
    Wait, Alisa-chan!
[17:26] ---
    "One that lurks in the dark"?
    You mean another alien?
[17:28] ---
    I don't know. But this one smells a
    little different from the others.
[17:32] ---
    All we know is that it's causing this rain.
[17:36] ---
    Causing this rain...
[17:43] ---
    Kero...
[17:44] ---
    Fuyuki helped out when I was repairing
[17:47] ---
    the Soul Diver last week.
[17:54] ---
    It seems something
[17:56] ---
    slipped out of his memories then.
[18:03] ---
    What was that?
SIGN    The Complete Unknown Mysterious Animals
[18:08] ---
    There are two types of memories.
[18:10] ---
    Real memories and fictional memories.
    In other words, imagination.
[18:13] ---
    Apparently, something within one
    of his fictional memories escaped.
SIGN    UMA Picture Book Hinata Fuyuki
[18:20] ---
    This must be...
[18:21] ---
    ...the UMA picture book that
    Master Fuyuki drew when he was a boy.
[18:26] ---
    That's suspicious...
SIGN    Skyfish
SIGN    Chupacabra
SIGN    Mothman
SIGN    Bigfoot
SIGN    Rainmaker
[18:37] ---
    This way, Fuyuki.
[18:39] ---
    Wait, Alisa-chan!
[18:46] ---
    It's shown itself!
[18:52] ---
    Wait, Daddy!
[18:54] ---
    This being of the darkness
    bears Fuyuki's scent, too.
[18:57] ---
    My scent?
[19:00] ---
    Could it be Rainmaker?
[19:04] ---
    Rainmaker?
[19:05] ---
    Yeah. I came up with Rainmaker
    when I was little.
[19:08] ---
    It's a UMA that makes it rain.
[19:13] ---
    I was always bad at P.E.,
[19:16] ---
    so I would pray for rain
    the day before Sports Day.
[19:20] ---
    That's when I made up Rainmaker.
[19:24] ---
    But it really does exist...
[19:27] ---
    You made it rain for me, huh?
[19:32] ---
    It's your friend, Fuyuki?
[19:35] ---
    Hold it!
[19:37] ---
    Sarge!
[19:38] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[19:39] ---
    That monster escaped from your memory!
[19:42] ---
    From my memory?
[19:45] ---
    That's right! If I capture it
    and always keep it by my side,
[19:48] ---
    it'll be rainy season
    around me all year round!
[19:50] ---
    I'll have a comfortable clammy
    space that never dries out!
[19:54] ---
    So let me catch you!
[19:59] ---
    Gero!
[20:02] ---
    Y-You mean to defy me?!
[20:05] ---
    Then I won't hold back!
[20:07] ---
    Stop this.
[20:09] ---
    Gero! No! Don't hunt me!
[20:13] ---
    What the heck is this?
[20:14] ---
    I can't get home.
[20:24] ---
    Thank you. But that's okay.
[20:27] ---
    You don't have to make it rain
    for me anymore.
[20:42] ---
    Goodbye.
[20:45] ---
    Huh?
[20:49] ---
    You really are
[20:51] ---
    a magnet for all kinds of things, Fuyuki.
[20:57] ---
    Boy, clammy and rainy! This is
    my favorite season on Pekopon!
[21:01] ---
    There's no season that's
    more comfortable for me!
[21:05] ---
    With cleaning, doing the dishes,
[21:07] ---
    doing the laundry, even Gundam models...
[21:09] ---
    It's all going smoothly!
[21:11] ---
    Life couldn't be better!
[21:13] ---
    Hey, pipe down!
[21:15] ---
    The rain is annoying enough!
[21:18] ---
    Well, how was it?
[21:19] ---
    Rainmaker could be out there
    somewhere making rain even now.
[21:24] ---
    What kind of monsters
    are living in your mind?
[21:28] ---
    For their sake,
    remember them from time to time.
[21:30] ---
    Well, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:08] ---
    556 here!
[23:09] ---
    I'm Lavie.
[23:10] ---
    Bro, why are there only
    storage units at our place?
[23:13] ---
    For example, even if we had a chest of drawers,
    we don't any clothes to put in it!
[23:18] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[23:20] ---
    More importantly, I'm only
    wearing my birthday suit!
SIGN    Keronians' Greatest Natural Enemy Plant
SIGN    Nyororo
[23:23] ---
    Keroro: Nyororo Extinction, Sir?
[23:26] ---
    Lavie's Going to Get Married, Sir!
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E164 - Keroro: Nyororo Extinction, Sir? / Lavie's Going to Get Married, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:34] ---
    June.
[01:36] ---
    The season of endlessly drizzling rain.
[01:40] ---
    And what comes out every rainy season?
SIGN    Keronians' Greatest Natural Enemy Plant
[01:43] ---
    The Nyororo, Keronians'
    greatest natural enemy plant!
SIGN    Nyororo
[01:55] ---
    Nyororo scum!
[01:58] ---
    I'll get rid of you with this!
[02:02] ---
    That was close!
[02:03] ---
    Calm down, Keroro!
[02:05] ---
    There's no getting through to
    the commander at this time of year.
[02:09] ---
    I'll annihilate you!
SIGN    Do Not Use Do Not Enter Forget It Danger!
[02:15] ---
    W-What the heck is that?!
[02:16] ---
    I can see space!
[02:20] ---
    Anyway, let's escape into space!
[02:25] ---
    Keroro: Nyororo Extinction, Sir?
SIGN    Space
[02:37] ---
    The Nyororo won't be able to pursue us here.
[02:41] ---
    We can't rest easy yet.
[02:44] ---
    It seems we passed through a
    spacetime-transcending wormhole.
[02:49] ---
    What?! Wormhole?!
[02:51] ---
    We've arrived in space,
    ten billion years in the past.
[02:56] ---
    You should've said so before!
SIGN    Wormhole
[02:58] ---
    We gotta go back to our own time period
    before the wormhole closes!
[03:03] ---
    Wait!
[03:06] ---
    That's right. Every year, the Nyororos
    suck up great quantities of moisture,
[03:09] ---
    and in response to this situation,
    Sergeant Keroro's brain cells
[03:12] ---
    are revolving at three times
    their normal speed.
SIGN    Three times normal speed
    Decision reached!
    Brain cells activated
    Giant slalom super breaking ball
    Shinkansen Chikuwa
    Optical Line
[03:18] ---
    Ten billion years in the past...
[03:20] ---
    That's when the Keronian greatest natural
    enemy plant, the Nyororo, originated.
SIGN    Ten Billion Years
[03:25] ---
    What?! Is that true?
[03:27] ---
    Of course. He's right about that.
[03:30] ---
    My point is that if we can
    prevent them from being born,
[03:34] ---
    we'll erase their entire existence
    from the history of the universe.
[03:39] ---
    From the history of the universe!
[03:41] ---
    The Nyororos' entire existence?!
[03:43] ---
    Erase them?!
[03:44] ---
    Or, like, presence dispelled?
[03:47] ---
    Hey, if we don't hurry,
    the wormhole is going to close.
[03:50] ---
    This has happened before.
SIGN    Order!
[03:52] ---
    This is an order!
    The Keroro Platoon is going into action
[03:55] ---
    on the planet where
    the Nyororos first appeared!
[03:59] ---
    Roger!
[04:00] ---
    There it is. The planet
    where the Nyororos were born.
SIGN    Niroro Planet
[04:09] ---
    These are space plants, Niroro,
    the Nyororos' predecessors.
[04:14] ---
    They're not scary at all.
[04:16] ---
    It seems Niroro are quiet, harmless
[04:19] ---
    space plants indigenous to this planet.
[04:22] ---
    What caused them to become Nyororo?
[04:26] ---
    Well, let's just exterminate all these guys.
[04:30] ---
    Commander-dono!
[04:32] ---
    I do not believe we need to intervene here.
[04:36] ---
    What?
[04:37] ---
    It has not rained on this planet
     in a long time.
[04:43] ---
    This is...
[04:44] ---
    Oh, yeah. Everything is withered,
    with no signs of moisture anywhere.
[04:49] ---
    There are no signs that it
    is going to rain, either.
[04:51] ---
    I believe their extinction
    is only a matter of time.
[04:56] ---
    Now that you mention it, I am really thirsty.
[05:00] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are back to normal.
SIGN    Moisture
    Loss
[05:02] ---
    Moisture loss!
[05:06] ---
    Look what I got.
[05:08] ---
    Well, if they're gonna die out anyway,
    then there's nothing to worry about.
[05:12] ---
    Oh, no!
[05:14] ---
    Gero?
[05:15] ---
    I've detected an object approaching
    at an incredible speed!
[05:17] ---
    Is this... a gigantic meteor?!
[05:21] ---
    Gero! Gigantic meteor?!
[05:23] ---
    What?!
[05:26] ---
    I see. I get it.
[05:28] ---
    This causes the birth of the Nyororo.
[05:32] ---
    What do you mean?!
[05:34] ---
    If this meteor hits,
[05:36] ---
    it'll definitely cause
    major crustal movement.
[05:45] ---
    Those crustal changes
[05:47] ---
    will bring instant changes to the Niroro,
[05:49] ---
    turning them into the first Nyororo.
[05:52] ---
    In other words, if that meteor doesn't hit,
[05:56] ---
    the Nyororo won't come into being?
[06:00] ---
    Of course!
[06:02] ---
    Gerori!
[06:04] ---
    Keroro Platoon! Stop that giant meteor
    from slamming into this planet!
[06:11] ---
    Huh? You're not gonna do it?
[06:12] ---
    It's dangerous!
[06:14] ---
    How the heck are we supposed
    to stop a giant meteor?!
[06:17] ---
    With our spaceship, it is impossible.
[06:20] ---
    Don't ask me.
[06:21] ---
    Uncle!
[06:23] ---
    When it comes to destroying a planet,
    leave it to me!
[06:27] ---
    Or, like, ideal person?
[06:31] ---
    I forgot we had you!
[06:33] ---
    I'm counting on you, Lady Mois!
[06:35] ---
    Here I go!
[06:38] ---
    Make us proud!
[06:44] ---
    Armageddon, one one-thousandth!
[06:54] ---
    She successfully destroyed the giant meteor.
[06:57] ---
    She did it?!
[06:58] ---
    That's our Lady Mois!
[07:00] ---
    She got all the glory.
[07:03] ---
    That woman!
[07:06] ---
    Well, excuse me. I'll be on my way here.
[07:09] ---
    Tama?!
[07:10] ---
    W-What's this?!
[07:12] ---
    Commander-dono! Run away!
[07:16] ---
    Gero?!
SIGN    Falling Debris!!
[07:17] ---
    Falling debris!
[07:19] ---
    Uncle, dodge it!
[07:31] ---
    Uncle!
[07:38] ---
    Kero...
[07:40] ---
    Y-You guys...
[07:43] ---
    ...saved me?!
[07:48] ---
    Keroro, that little bit of water
[07:52] ---
    isn't enough to save them.
[07:53] ---
    I know!
[07:55] ---
    But they saved our lives.
[07:59] ---
    Nothing bad will come of
    giving them a little water.
[08:10] ---
    Good luck.
[08:12] ---
    And farewell...
[08:20] ---
    The wormhole has gotten really small.
[08:23] ---
    Gero?!
[08:24] ---
    Charge it!
[08:25] ---
    Right!
SIGN    Do Not Use Do Not Enter Forget It
[08:46] ---
    Whew...
[08:48] ---
    We made it.
[08:51] ---
    And there's no more Nyororo threat!
[08:56] ---
    Gero?
[09:00] ---
    N-Nyororos?!
[09:01] ---
    I thought stopping that meteor from crashing
[09:03] ---
    was supposed to make the Nyororos disappear!
[09:08] ---
    There was nothing wrong with my calculations!
[09:11] ---
    Then why do we have Nyororos here?!
[09:14] ---
    It was the water.
[09:15] ---
    What?
[09:16] ---
    The water you gave them, Commander.
[09:20] ---
    That was Keronian mineral water, right?
[09:24] ---
    The space ingredients included in that water
[09:27] ---
    were apparently
    too nourishing for the Niroro.
[09:32] ---
    It's your fault again?!
[09:36] ---
    Let's escape!
[09:37] ---
    Uncle!
[09:45] ---
    It's right behind us!
[09:55] ---
    Gero...
[10:01] ---
    Niroro...?
[10:03] ---
    That's right...
[10:05] ---
    You did save my life once.
[10:09] ---
    I'm only here thanks to you.
[10:13] ---
    I won't run or hide anymore!
[10:20] ---
    D-Do you remember me?
[10:24] ---
    Incidentally, this is the Nyororo's rear-end.
SIGN    Behind
[10:28] ---
    Gero?!
[10:29] ---
    Gero!
[10:43] ---
    Yet again, sucked dry.
SIGN    Sucked Dry
[10:45] ---
    Huh?
[10:47] ---
    That's strange.
[10:49] ---
    For just a second there,
    I could've sworn I reached it.
[10:53] ---
    You were staring at its behind.
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[11:15] ---
    As you know, this is Space Detective Kogoro!
[11:22] ---
    Space Detective 556 took off in a hurry,
[11:24] ---
    searching for something.
SIGN    Storage
    Unit
[11:36] ---
    556 obtained storage units that
    were left behind at a junkyard!
SIGN    Help Yourself
[11:43] ---
    Huh. A cupola!
[11:46] ---
    Huh?
[11:47] ---
    Isn't that...
[11:49] ---
    Th-That guy's a major pain,
    so let's pretend we didn't see him.
[11:53] ---
    I wonder if he can see something
    interesting through there.
[11:56] ---
    Lavie-san, marry me!
[12:00] ---
    Marry?!
[12:04] ---
    Lavie's Going to Get Married, Sir!
SIGN    Young Nakata
[12:11] ---
    Lavie-san.
[12:12] ---
    Y-Yes?
[12:14] ---
    Marry...
SIGN    Worth Three Bonus Payments
[12:16] ---
    Marry me!
[12:23] ---
    Okay. With pleasure...
[12:28] ---
    N-Natsumi-san... is this...?
[12:31] ---
    I don't believe it! A proposal?!
[12:36] ---
    H-Hey, knock it off!
    This is an important scene!
[12:39] ---
    Ninja Art: Shadow Bind!
[12:44] ---
    Lavie-san is getting married?!
[12:46] ---
    That's right! We witnessed
    the decisive moment!
[12:50] ---
    Just thinking about it makes
    my heart go pitter-pat!
[12:54] ---
    Me, too!
[12:56] ---
    Well, as long as she's happy.
[12:59] ---
    Congratulations, 556-san.
[13:05] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?!
[13:06] ---
    I don't accept it!
[13:09] ---
    Why not?!
[13:11] ---
    Lavie-san looked so happy!
[13:15] ---
    Lavie's being tricked!
[13:18] ---
    That young laborer
[13:20] ---
    is actually an evil alien!
[13:23] ---
    Alien...
[13:25] ---
    That ring must give out special radio waves
    that are controlling Lavie's mind!
[13:30] ---
    What a cowardly alien, posing as a laborer
[13:33] ---
    to get close to Lavie!
[13:36] ---
    I won't allow it!
[13:41] ---
    Hey, stupid frog.
[13:43] ---
    Try talking to 556-san.
[13:46] ---
    Please! Convince him to
    allow Lavie-san's marriage.
[13:51] ---
    Sarge, I'm asking you, too.
[13:54] ---
    I'm sure 556-san will listen to you.
[14:00] ---
    Well, true...
[14:03] ---
    I suppose I'd be willing to convince 556.
[14:08] ---
    Really?!
[14:09] ---
    I knew you'd do it, Sarge!
[14:11] ---
    What a guy!
[14:13] ---
    In exchange,
[14:14] ---
    if it goes well, I don't have to clean
    or do the laundry for a month.
[14:19] ---
    Excuse me?
[14:22] ---
    Well, if you agree to that,
    I think I can help you out.
[14:32] ---
    Fine.
[14:35] ---
    Gero gerori!
[14:37] ---
    I heard the news.
[14:39] ---
    And I can understand how worried
    you must be for your little sister.
[14:44] ---
    Keroro...
[14:45] ---
    But, 556...
[14:47] ---
    If those two really do love each other,
[14:51] ---
    their background or
    social status don't matter.
[14:54] ---
    Don't you agree?
[14:57] ---
    K-Keroro...
[15:01] ---
    This is a token of my congratulations.
[15:05] ---
    I'd like you to accept it
    without any reservations.
[15:19] ---
    Gero gero! If 100 yen gets me out of a
    month's worth of cleaning and laundry,
[15:24] ---
    it's a steal!
[15:29] ---
    Gero?
[15:33] ---
    I'm sorry, Keroro! I just can't allow it!
[15:40] ---
    Dazed...
[15:41] ---
    Didn't work out, huh, Sarge?
[15:43] ---
    Hey! Weren't you positive
    you could convince him?!
[15:47] ---
    Gero...
[15:49] ---
    I didn't expect this to happen.
SIGN    Free Fortunes Told
[15:53] ---
    Gero gero...
[15:55] ---
    I see your sister has plans to get married.
SIGN    Free
    Fortunes
    Told
[15:59] ---
    Unless you agree to it...
[16:02] ---
    ...you'll burn in hell!
[16:07] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Free Lottery Drawing
[16:24] ---
    We have a winner! First prize!
SIGN    Free Lottery Drawing
[16:26] ---
    Congratulations!
[16:28] ---
    Our first-place prize is...
SIGN    For the
    Older
    Brother
    of a
    Bride
[16:29] ---
    ...a fancy tuxedo for a
    bride's older brother!
SIGN    Station Street Shop Association
[16:33] ---
    Gero!
[16:37] ---
    That jerk 556...
[16:39] ---
    He's too stubborn for his own good.
[16:41] ---
    It's come down to the last resort.
[16:44] ---
    Gero gerori...
[16:45] ---
    Keroro plunges into villain mode!
[16:52] ---
    What the...?!
[17:00] ---
    What's this?!
[17:02] ---
    Are you awake,
[17:03] ---
    Space Detective 556?
[17:05] ---
    Who are you?!
[17:06] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[17:08] ---
    I'm just a passerby who supports
    your little sister's marriage.
[17:12] ---
    So you're a comrade of the young laborer!
[17:16] ---
    Hey, what are you trying to do?!
[17:18] ---
    Well, just watch.
[17:20] ---
    This time for sure, I'll convince
    556 to approve the marriage.
[17:25] ---
    Look at this.
[17:27] ---
    Do it.
[17:29] ---
    Right!
[17:32] ---
    Tama tama.
[17:38] ---
    To the max!
[17:44] ---
    Stop!
[17:45] ---
    That's below the belt,
    comrades of the young laborer!
[17:48] ---
    Gero gero!
[17:50] ---
    If you don't want your electric,
    gas, and water bills to skyrocket,
[17:55] ---
    you'll give your sister's marriage
    the seal of approval.
SIGN    Conserve
[17:57] ---
    Don't waste electricity, gas, or water!
[18:00] ---
    Who are you?
[18:01] ---
    Hey! This isn't convincing him,
    it's extortion!
[18:05] ---
    I have no choice!
[18:06] ---
    It's all for Lady Lavie's happiness!
[18:09] ---
    Ostensibly.
[18:13] ---
    Electric bill!
[18:15] ---
    Gas bill! Water bill!
[18:17] ---
    Gero?!
[18:17] ---
    I won't forget how wasteful
    you guys have been!
SIGN    Adhesion
[18:21] ---
    Adhesion!
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[18:31] ---
    Space Detective 556!
[18:35] ---
    Laser bamboo sword!
[18:40] ---
    556, stop!
[19:04] ---
    Bro!
[19:06] ---
    Lavie!
[19:08] ---
    Bro, it's not what you think!
[19:11] ---
    That's the ring with the
    mysterious radio waves!
[19:13] ---
    Lavie-san!
[19:15] ---
    She's lovely!
[19:17] ---
    Gerorincho.
[19:19] ---
    Who's that?!
[19:25] ---
    Wow! He really is an evil alien!
[19:29] ---
    Huh? This is...
[19:32] ---
    ...a TV set?!
[19:33] ---
    Then Lavie-san's marriage...
[19:36] ---
    ...is a story on a TV show, huh?
[19:43] ---
    Go! Go! Right there!
[19:45] ---
    Wow!
[19:46] ---
    They're hopeless.
[19:47] ---
    That's as far as you get, 556!
[19:52] ---
    Lavie!
[19:53] ---
    Stupid frog!
[19:54] ---
    Sarge!
[19:57] ---
    If you want to help Lady Lavie,
    you'll agree to her marriage!
[20:01] ---
    Keroro!
[20:02] ---
    So you were a comrade of that
    young laborer alien, too?!
[20:09] ---
    That guy again.
[20:10] ---
    Director, he's dangerous.
[20:12] ---
    You don't understand, Tamura-kun!
[20:15] ---
    Forget about the innocent love sci-fi angle!
[20:17] ---
    What I really wanna shoot is sci-fi action!
[20:21] ---
    Hey, stupid frog! Lavie-san's marriage
    was just for a TV show!
[20:25] ---
    TV show or not, I don't care!
[20:28] ---
    If I can just convince 556,
[20:31] ---
    I won't have to do cleaning
    or laundry for a month!
[20:34] ---
    That deal is over!
[20:38] ---
    556 Cutting!
[20:40] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[20:43] ---
    It's all right now, Lavie!
[20:44] ---
    I defeated all the aliens!
[20:47] ---
    No, Bro!
[20:49] ---
    We were just filming a TV show!
[20:51] ---
    What?!
[20:52] ---
    Th-That's right!
[20:54] ---
    He destroyed the set...
[20:58] ---
    Sci-fi! Action!
SIGN    TV?!
    Filming??
    Mistake
    Show
    Gong
[21:08] ---
    But...
[21:10] ---
    ...thank you for worrying about me!
[21:12] ---
    You don't get to miss a single day of
    cleaning and laundry for six months!
[21:15] ---
    Gero!
[21:18] ---
    Thanks to 556's interruption,
    Lavie got fired.
[21:22] ---
    However, 556's fighting spirit burned
    as intensely as the setting sun.
[21:29] ---
    Don't let evil aliens get away with anything!
[21:31] ---
    Use your adhesion, Space Detective 556!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu here!
[23:09] ---
    Corporal Giroro here!
[23:10] ---
    Sergeant major outranks corporal,
    so I think I'll give you an order!
[23:14] ---
    H-Hey!
[23:15] ---
    What would be good?
[23:16] ---
    D-Dont! Don't give me a strange order!
[23:20] ---
    That aside, I wanna become a major!
SIGN    Acting Commander
[23:24] ---
    Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir!
SIGN    Let's Get Normal Classroom Study on Base!
[23:27] ---
    Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E165 - Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir! / Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    Emergencies happen without any warning.
[01:40] ---
    Now just this one...
[01:44] ---
    Gero!
[01:46] ---
    He strained his back?
[01:48] ---
    Correct. And right afterwards,
    he was admitted at the space hospital.
[01:52] ---
    Hmph. Proof that he slacks off all the time.
[01:55] ---
    Well, I'm sure we'll be fine without him.
[01:58] ---
    About that...
[02:00] ---
    The ambassador from another planet is
    suddenly coming over to observe Pekopon.
[02:05] ---
    What?!
[02:07] ---
    We have to entertain him.
[02:09] ---
    Of all times, it had to be now!
[02:12] ---
    Who's going to take command?
[02:14] ---
    According to military law,
    in the event of an emergency,
[02:17] ---
    such as the absence of the commander,
    the next highest-ranking member takes over.
[02:22] ---
    Then...
SIGN    Private 2nd Class
SIGN    Lance Corporal
SIGN    Corporal
SIGN    Sergeant Major
[02:32] ---
    Kululu: Acting Commander, Sir!
[02:37] ---
    Of all people, it's the ambassador of Bureaucrazy,
    the planet where everyone's ornery!
[02:42] ---
    But Keron is trying to form an alliance
    with Bureaucrazy, so here we are.
SIGN    Acting Commander
[02:47] ---
    Of course we must please him
    with our hospitality.
[02:49] ---
    But we must also be careful not
    to offend him, knowingly or not.
[03:03] ---
    Your shabby base here
    befits this filthy planet.
[03:07] ---
    The Keron army fails to impress, too.
[03:10] ---
    What's that look?
    Do you have something to say?
[03:13] ---
    No...
[03:15] ---
    Letting Kululu handle
    this insulting goon is nuts!
[03:20] ---
    Way too dangerous!
[03:22] ---
    Now!
[03:26] ---
    K-Kululu-dono...
[03:29] ---
    S-Salute...
[03:49] ---
    Welcome and thank you for
    coming, Mr. Ambassador.
[03:51] ---
    What?!
[03:52] ---
    Tama?!
[03:54] ---
    It was a beautiful salute,
[03:57] ---
    the kind people would talk about
    for ages to come.
[04:01] ---
    I am the acting commander of the
    Keroro Platoon, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[04:05] ---
    Acting commander?
[04:06] ---
    What happened to the real commander?
[04:08] ---
    He was hospitalized after a sudden injury.
[04:12] ---
    I shall accompany you today, Ambassador.
SIGN    Right Angle
[04:15] ---
    A right angle!
[04:17] ---
    First, I shall give you a tour of the base.
[04:21] ---
    Lead the way.
SIGN    Stunned...
[04:25] ---
    This is a measly room.
[04:27] ---
    The difference between your planet's
    military facilities and this
[04:31] ---
    is the difference between
    an adult and child.
[04:33] ---
    W-What's going on here?!
[04:35] ---
    Kululu-senpai has changed!
[04:38] ---
    I cannot believe my eyes.
[04:40] ---
    Corporal Giroro.
[04:40] ---
    Yes?!
[04:41] ---
    The ambassador must be tired.
[04:43] ---
    Prepare the large bath.
[04:45] ---
    R-Right!
[04:47] ---
    Lance Corporal Dororo, prepare the
    bowling alley in the recreation room.
[04:49] ---
    R-Right!
[04:51] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama, you have
    already prepared lunch in the kitchen,
[04:54] ---
    so stand by.
[04:56] ---
    Okay!
[04:57] ---
    And now let's move on to the
    next facility, Mr. Ambassador.
[05:01] ---
    I can't believe this!
[05:02] ---
    He is so commanding...
[05:05] ---
    I'm moved to tears.
SIGN    Space Emergency Hospital
[05:08] ---
    Meanwhile, Sergeant Keroro...
[05:13] ---
    ...is also fired up.
[05:17] ---
    Or, like, repose required?
[05:21] ---
    Please have a seat, Ambassador.
[05:23] ---
    So I shall.
SIGN    Thumbtack
[05:27] ---
    Thumbtack.
[05:28] ---
    What's a thumbtack doing here?!
[05:30] ---
    It will give him an extra hole in the butt!
[05:33] ---
    If I say there's a thumbtack on the chair,
    it'll just sound like sarcasm!
SIGN    Stab
[05:44] ---
    What are you doing?!
[05:45] ---
    Oh... I apologize.
[05:48] ---
    Ambassador, my subordinate's
    blunder is my responsibility.
[05:51] ---
    Please forgive him.
[05:53] ---
    Let's just not see any more "blunders."
[05:56] ---
    Unless you want the amicable relationship
    between our planets to fall apart.
[05:59] ---
    Don't worry, Corporal Giroro.
[06:02] ---
    Just do better.
[06:04] ---
    S-Sorry... Kululu.
[06:07] ---
    H-He seems so dependable...
[06:09] ---
    If Kululu were commander, maybe
    we really could invade Pekopon!
[06:18] ---
    Lunch will be brought out in a moment.
[06:22] ---
    Don't tell me he's...
[06:32] ---
    Then he is deliberately putting us in a bind,
[06:34] ---
    all so he can enjoy seeing how we react?!
[06:38] ---
    He is more wicked at heart than I am!
[06:41] ---
    That dirtbag.
[06:42] ---
    That is so terrible!
[06:43] ---
    He is a lowdown snake!
[06:46] ---
    For lunch, we've prepared
    our platoon's special curry.
[06:52] ---
    Please choose whichever plate you like.
[06:55] ---
    Knowing him, this must be a trap.
[07:00] ---
    My guess is one of these plates is
    heaped with extremely spicy curry.
[07:04] ---
    We cannot let the ambassador eat it!
[07:07] ---
    Then...
[07:10] ---
    Please, Ambassador! Choose a safe curry!
[07:15] ---
    This one!
[07:19] ---
    That's the one!
[07:20] ---
    Dororo! Tamama and I will
    distract the ambassador!
[07:23] ---
    Meanwhile, you...
[07:24] ---
    Roger!
[07:25] ---
    Th-That's...
[07:27] ---
    What is it?
[07:28] ---
    Swish!
[07:30] ---
    What is it?
[07:31] ---
    Oh...
[07:31] ---
    It turned out to be nothing.
[07:33] ---
    Th-Then let's eat!
[07:36] ---
    Thank you for the food!
[07:43] ---
    They're all super-spicy.
[07:46] ---
    Spicy!
[07:49] ---
    I love spicy food.
SIGN    Another Helping
[07:51] ---
    More!
SIGN    Welcome to Pekopon! Welcome, Ambassador of Bureaucrazy Chitty Chitty Bowling Tournament
[07:56] ---
    He puts us to shame.
[08:03] ---
    The last throw.
[08:04] ---
    The ambassador will win
    unless he throws a gutter ball.
[08:08] ---
    Letting the person feel good by
    winning is part of hospitality.
[08:12] ---
    Here I go!
[08:14] ---
    Toss.
[08:17] ---
    Oh, no!
[08:20] ---
    At this rate, never mind a gutter ball!
    He will slip and fall on his face!
[08:25] ---
    I shall step in!
[08:32] ---
    Nice!
SIGN    Push
[08:40] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Toss
[08:45] ---
    This is bad!
[08:46] ---
    It will slip into the gutter!
SIGN    Welcome to Pekopon! Welcome, Ambassador of Bureaucrazy Chitty Chitty Bowling Tournament
[08:58] ---
    Gutter ball, huh?
[09:00] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Bath
[09:05] ---
    Nothing better than a bath after bowling.
[09:10] ---
    Somehow we made it safely this far.
[09:13] ---
    We just need to hold out a little longer.
[09:23] ---
    A... A toupee!
[09:25] ---
    It'll be bad if he realizes we know!
[09:29] ---
    If we can return it to the ambassador's
    head without him noticing...
[09:35] ---
    Oh, no! Get it before Kululu!
[09:37] ---
    Right!
SIGN    Bars of Soap x3
[09:40] ---
    Three bars of soap!
[09:42] ---
    Tama!
[09:43] ---
    Wha...?!
[10:00] ---
    Wha...?!
[10:01] ---
    He...
[10:02] ---
    Huh?!
[10:04] ---
    This is a nice bath.
[10:06] ---
    Thank you very much.
[10:13] ---
    I had a good time.
[10:15] ---
    Farewell!
[10:23] ---
    Somehow we got through that safely.
[10:26] ---
    I can't take any more of
    Acting Commander Kululu.
[10:29] ---
    Still...
[10:30] ---
    ...at the very end, he got us all out
    of a pinch with that toupee business.
[10:34] ---
    Does it mean that when all's said
    and done, he's a Keronian soldier?
[10:42] ---
    Are we having another visitor today?
[10:45] ---
    Where's Keroro?! His back
    must be fine by now!
[10:49] ---
    Actually...
[10:50] ---
    Keron HQ summoned Uncle.
SIGN    Adhesive
[10:54] ---
    The ambassador of Bureaucrazy can't
    remove his superglued hairpiece,
[10:58] ---
    so Uncle is apparently being reprimanded.
SIGN    Adhesive
[11:00] ---
    Adhesive.
[11:02] ---
    Or, like, boss's onus?
[11:05] ---
    Why?! Why?!
[11:07] ---
    That's too strict!
SIGN    Commander's Responsibility
[11:09] ---
    What?!
[11:10] ---
    I cannot believe this...
[11:11] ---
    Therefore, Acting Commander
    Kululu is in charge today, too.
SIGN    Acting Commander
[11:18] ---
    What can I say?
[11:20] ---
    And so, another nightmarish day
    has begun for the Keroro Platoon.
[11:35] ---
    Have you ever thought, "I'm normal"?
[11:40] ---
    What are you going to do
    next Sunday, Koyuki-chan?
[11:43] ---
    Sunday?
[11:45] ---
    I'll spend it the usual way.
[11:47] ---
    After hunting wild boars with a friend,
[11:50] ---
    I'll take care of a baby hawk
    that I found fallen from its nest
[11:54] ---
    deep in the mountains.
[11:58] ---
    H-Huh...
[11:59] ---
    That's really unusual...
[12:02] ---
    Really?
[12:04] ---
    It's normal, right?
[12:05] ---
    I-It may be a little unusual...
[12:09] ---
    I have to prepare the hawk's food!
[12:12] ---
    So I'll take my leave here.
[12:16] ---
    Goodbye!
[12:18] ---
    S-See you!
[12:20] ---
    She really is unusual...
[12:26] ---
    Koyuki: Normal Extra-hard Training, Sir!
[12:32] ---
    Lessons to be normal?
[12:34] ---
    Indeed.
[12:35] ---
    The commander and the others are
    holding a "Let's Become Normal" class,
[12:39] ---
    and they suggested you take a
    trial lesson, Koyuki-dono.
[12:44] ---
    Normal, huh?
[12:46] ---
    If you do not wish to, that is fine.
[12:49] ---
    No, I do!
SIGN    Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
[12:53] ---
    Welcome, Lady Koyuki!
[12:57] ---
    Young people today don't understand
    common sense or good manners.
[13:02] ---
    At this rate, the country
    will lose its beauty.
[13:05] ---
    Therefore...
SIGN    Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
[13:07] ---
    ...we are holding lessons so that
    today's youngsters at least become
[13:11] ---
    tomorrow's normal adults.
[13:13] ---
    You're taking these lessons on a trial basis,
[13:16] ---
    so you don't need to pay tuition.
SIGN    Helping Handout
[13:18] ---
    Or, like, helping handout?
[13:20] ---
    Thank you!
SIGN    Instructor
[13:23] ---
    Starting right now, you are
    Trainee Azumaya Koyuki!
[13:26] ---
    You answer your instructors
    with "yes" or "no"!
[13:28] ---
    "Yes, sir" or "no, sir" is even better!
[13:31] ---
    Do you understand?
[13:32] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:33] ---
    No! Salute when you answer!
[13:37] ---
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Instructor
[13:40] ---
    People normally don't sleep on ceilings!
[13:42] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:45] ---
    People normally don't
    enter through the window!
[13:48] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:51] ---
    People normally don't walk on top of a fence!
[13:54] ---
    Yes, sir!
[13:57] ---
    Gero gerori!
[13:58] ---
    It's going well, isn't it, Corporal Giroro?
[14:01] ---
    As expected, Azumaya Koyoki has
    outstanding physical ability
[14:05] ---
    as well as high-level ninja skills.
[14:09] ---
    If we can continue to fool her
    with this training,
[14:12] ---
    we'll turn Lady Koyuki into our agent,
    Pekoponian spy number one!
SIGN    Intelligence Operative
SIGN    Secret Agent
[14:18] ---
    Giroro is helping out of personal feelings,
[14:20] ---
    and has taken it upon himself
    to be her hard-driving coach!
[14:23] ---
    You are really getting mileage out of
    your dirty, wicked heart!
[14:25] ---
    People normally don't fly on kites!
[14:25] ---
    Gero gero gero!
SIGN    Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
[14:28] ---
    That is all for today's training!
[14:31] ---
    Thank you, Instructor!
[14:34] ---
    "Yes, sir!" and "No, sir!"
[14:38] ---
    Lady Koyuki!
[14:40] ---
    How was your lesson today?
[14:42] ---
    Great! It was fun.
[14:44] ---
    I'm glad to hear it.
[14:45] ---
    But is it really a lesson
    for becoming normal?
[14:49] ---
    Gulp! O-Of course!
SIGN    Kerobal Standard
[14:51] ---
    This is that thing they
    call the global standard!
SIGN    Kerobal Standard
    Global Standard
[14:57] ---
    By the way, I'd like you to keep
[14:59] ---
    these lessons a secret from
    Lady Natsumi and Dororo.
[15:04] ---
    I mean, we're still in the trial stages,
[15:07] ---
    and I want to surprise
    Lady Natsumi later, see?
[15:10] ---
    Okay, got it! I'll keep it a secret.
[15:13] ---
    Thank you!
[15:15] ---
    Bye for now!
[15:17] ---
    Yes, sir! No, sir!
[15:17] ---
    Gero gerori!
[15:22] ---
    Aikawa-san!
[15:24] ---
    Here!
[15:25] ---
    Aoki-kun!
[15:26] ---
    Here!
[15:27] ---
    Azumaya-san...
[15:29] ---
    Yes, sir!
[15:31] ---
    Okay, who can solve this problem?
[15:34] ---
    No, sir!
[15:39] ---
    And so, Instructor Giroro and the others'
    lessons about normality continue.
[15:44] ---
    Throwing stars are no good. Use a gun!
[15:46] ---
    Yes, sir!
[15:50] ---
    Messenger pigeons are no good.
    Learn how to hack!
[15:53] ---
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Normal Normal Normal Normal
[15:54] ---
    Smiling all the time is no good.
[15:56] ---
    You need to have an inner and outer side.
[16:05] ---
    It's sad, but this is war, you know?
[16:07] ---
    Wrong! That's Lieutenant Sleggar!
SIGN    Instructor
    Keroro
[16:10] ---
    You need to do Conscon!
[16:13] ---
    I'm surprised Solomon would fail so easily.
[16:16] ---
    No! That's Dozle Zabi! Conscon's boss!
[16:21] ---
    Koyuki-san's spy level has passed 70%!
[16:24] ---
    Or, like, sailing smoothly?
[16:27] ---
    Wonderful!
[16:29] ---
    Soon, our Pekoponian spy will be born!
[16:32] ---
    Yay!
[16:33] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[16:36] ---
    I don't like that woman.
[16:38] ---
    Besides, this kind of roundabout plan
    doesn't agree with me.
[16:41] ---
    It's fine! This'll be the fastest way
    to get to the invasion.
[16:50] ---
    Excuse me.
[16:55] ---
    Koyuki-chan?
[16:56] ---
    Oh! Natsumi-san!
[16:58] ---
    What's up with you lately?
[17:00] ---
    Being normal is kind of hard.
[17:03] ---
    Did something happen?
[17:06] ---
    That's a secret.
[17:10] ---
    I know! For a change of pace, how about
    doing something together on Sunday?
[17:16] ---
    You mean a date?!
[17:18] ---
    W-Well, more like just normal hanging out...
[17:21] ---
    Normal...
[17:23] ---
    That's it!
[17:24] ---
    What is it?
[17:25] ---
    Never mind! It's nothing!
[17:27] ---
    I'm on my way!
[17:31] ---
    "On my way"?
SIGN    Let's Become Normal Class Study Abroad Right by the Base!
[17:34] ---
    That's the end of today's lesson.
[17:37] ---
    Instructor, please give me
    a lesson on a normal date!
[17:42] ---
    Asking for more lessons
    shows you've got a good attitude.
[17:45] ---
    Well, tomorrow we'll give you special
    practical training on a normal date.
SIGN    Instructor
[17:50] ---
    I'm counting on you for that,
    Corporal Giroro.
SIGN    Pat
[17:52] ---
    Right!
[17:54] ---
    Good luck!
[17:55] ---
    Yeah!
[17:56] ---
    What?!
[17:57] ---
    I'm looking forward to it!
[18:00] ---
    N-Normal date?!
SIGN    Normal Date
SIGN    100 Secret City Date Spots
SIGN    Dating Techniques Guaranteed Not to Fail
[18:09] ---
    A normal... A normal date...
[18:12] ---
    A normal date... A normal date...
[18:19] ---
    Instructor, do couples
    normally go see a movie?
[18:23] ---
    Or go shopping?
[18:25] ---
    A normal date... A normal date...
[18:28] ---
    A normal date... A normal date...
[18:28] ---
    It looks good on you!
[18:31] ---
    Doggy!
[18:35] ---
    Normally, you eat at a place like this, right?
[18:35] ---
    A normal date...
[18:37] ---
    A normal date... A normal date...
[18:41] ---
    A normal date...
[18:47] ---
    A normal d-d-d...
SIGN    Gyaaah!
[18:52] ---
    There it is!
[18:57] ---
    A normal date...
[18:58] ---
    Instructor?
[18:59] ---
    A normal date...
[19:00] ---
    A normal... A normal date...
[19:02] ---
    Are you okay?
[19:04] ---
    N-Nothing you need to worry about.
[19:07] ---
    Instructor, thank you for today.
[19:09] ---
    Thanks to you, I think my date with
    Natsumi-san will go well tomorrow.
[19:14] ---
    Because you and the other
    instructors made me normal.
[19:19] ---
    Right now, it's going really well
    with Natsumi-san and me.
[19:23] ---
    That's enough!
[19:25] ---
    What am I doing?!
[19:28] ---
    It's going well between
    you and Natsumi-san?!
[19:30] ---
    I quit! I don't care about
    the spy thing! I'm me!
[19:34] ---
    It's best to do things in the way
    that's right for you!
[19:38] ---
    It's best to do things in the way
[19:40] ---
    that's right for you!
[19:42] ---
    Sorry, but this is as far as I go.
[19:44] ---
    I'm gonna invade my own way!
[19:53] ---
    All right...
[19:57] ---
    I'm done with those fake lessons!
[20:00] ---
    Calm down!
[20:02] ---
    Shut up! I'm going to invade my way!
[20:05] ---
    Giroro-senpai has really flipped his lid.
[20:07] ---
    This wouldn't have happened
    if it weren't for you!
[20:09] ---
    Lady Koyuki seemed pleased with the lessons!
[20:12] ---
    That's not true! We were just using her!
[20:12] ---
    What was that about Koyuki-chan?
[20:15] ---
    I said Lady Koyuki...
[20:18] ---
    You did something again, didn't you?
SIGN    I'm sorry!
[20:27] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:37] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[20:41] ---
    You're back to your old self, Koyuki-chan.
[20:44] ---
    Yes!
[20:45] ---
    I thought maybe I should just be myself.
[20:48] ---
    I think so, too.
[20:50] ---
    Being the normal Koyuki-chan
    without trying too hard is best.
[20:55] ---
    Thank...
[20:57] ---
    Thank you!
[21:01] ---
    Come on, let's go!
[21:04] ---
    Koyuki-chan?!
[21:08] ---
    What is that?
[21:09] ---
    There is no normal.
    Because everyone's special.
[21:13] ---
    Case closed, eh, Koyuki-dono?
[21:17] ---
    Still...
[21:19] ---
    I'm sorry, Lady Koyuki...
[21:21] ---
    Forgive me, Natsumi!
[21:24] ---
    I'm hungry...
[21:27] ---
    Hey! Don't grind on me!
[21:29] ---
    Gero! I wanna be a normal invader!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    Natsumi here!
[23:08] ---
    Fuyuki here!
[23:09] ---
    Wettle King became a superhero
    and flew off into space, right?
[23:14] ---
    Yeah.
[23:14] ---
    Then... why are they doing it again?
[23:17] ---
    Because it's a seasonal thing...
[23:19] ---
    That aside,
SIGN    Keroro Cooler
SIGN    Keroro Air Sales
[23:20] ---
    do you remember Coin Cooler?
SIGN    Fury
[23:22] ---
    Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir!
[23:26] ---
    Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E166 - Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir! / Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:34] ---
    This is what happened on a rare clear day
[01:36] ---
    near the end of the humid rainy season.
[01:43] ---
    This feels good. I love a blue sky.
[01:46] ---
    That reminds me. I wonder
    how Wettle King is doing.
[01:50] ---
    Wettle King?
[01:53] ---
    Sarge intended him to be an
    evil hero to torture you,
[01:56] ---
    since you hate slugs.
SIGN    Plop
[01:59] ---
    But he reformed completely in the end
    and became a superhero.
[02:07] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[02:15] ---
    I bet he's out there in deep space,
[02:18] ---
    fighting in the name of peace.
[02:20] ---
    Yeah.
[02:22] ---
    But why did you suddenly bring him up?
[02:24] ---
    Well...
[02:25] ---
    ...I was looking at the
    blooming hydrangeas...
[02:28] ---
    ...and saw this.
[02:31] ---
    S-S-Sl...
[02:40] ---
    Keroro: Smash, Wettle Robot, Sir!
[02:47] ---
    You need to wash your hands
    after just seeing a slug?
[02:51] ---
    What are you talking about?!
[02:53] ---
    It was a slug!
[02:54] ---
    Just looking at one brings back
    the sensation of touching them!
[02:58] ---
    Just imagining how slimy they are
    gives me the shivers...
[03:02] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:05] ---
    What are you two doing?!
[03:08] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[03:10] ---
    I'm doing a temporary
    assembly of an MG The O.
[03:12] ---
    And I am eating snacks.
[03:15] ---
    Listen! I told you to do the laundry
    while it's still nice outside!
SIGN    Foo
[03:20] ---
    Y-You...
[03:22] ---
    ...stupid frog!
[03:25] ---
    She's mad! She's mad! And I'm scared!
[03:27] ---
    I am scared! She is a monster!
[03:29] ---
    Ah! I have a feeling this is a repeat
    of a scene from last year...
[03:33] ---
    In psychological terms, deja vu?
SIGN    Deja Vu
[03:35] ---
    Maybe...
[03:37] ---
    And so, it's that time again!
[03:39] ---
    Munchkin Hero Time!
[03:42] ---
    Yeah!
[03:43] ---
    I knew it!
[03:47] ---
    Hey! Again?!
[03:50] ---
    The new and improved Natsumigeddon
    is even more ferocious than before!
[03:54] ---
    Gero gero, Lady Natsumi!
[03:56] ---
    Do you really think I'm so uninspired
    that I'd just repeat myself?
[04:01] ---
    What's different?!
[04:03] ---
    Look at this!
[04:06] ---
    A camera! B camera!
[04:08] ---
    C camera!
[04:09] ---
    We're going to record every inch
    of this battle of the century,
[04:12] ---
    and then I, the famed "God of Editing,"
     will use my skills
[04:15] ---
    to craft it into a first-rate piece
    of entertainment and make a killing!
[04:19] ---
    That is, we'll make it public!
[04:21] ---
    The simultaneous recording is ready, too!
[04:24] ---
    Then, with everything settled,
    let's all call our champion of justice!
[04:28] ---
    Yeah!
[04:28] ---
    It's not settled!
[04:32] ---
    Sis, look!
[04:36] ---
    That is...
[04:37] ---
    Here they come!
[04:39] ---
    What are those toys?
[04:41] ---
    P-Pretending they're real
[04:43] ---
    is the adult response!
[04:45] ---
    Will our hero beat the evil Natsumigeddon
    this time, boys and girls?
[04:49] ---
    He'll win! He'll win!
[04:50] ---
    All right! Then...
[04:55] ---
    Wettle Fight!
[05:03] ---
    That's...
[05:05] ---
    Wet!
[05:07] ---
    Wettle King! Why...?
[05:09] ---
    Yay!
[05:11] ---
    Yeah!
[05:11] ---
    Wettle King came back for us!
[05:15] ---
    That's right!
[05:16] ---
    Wet...
[05:18] ---
    I don't believe it!
[05:19] ---
    Wettle King set off into space after
    his eyes were opened to his heroic heart!
[05:23] ---
    You came back as a villain?
[05:26] ---
    Wet!
[05:29] ---
    Stop! Stop it, Wettle King!
[05:32] ---
    Have you forgotten your heroic heart?!
[05:37] ---
    Wet!
[05:40] ---
    He just smashed the defunct 0 series
    Hikari shinkansen!
[05:43] ---
    Wet wet wet wet!
[05:47] ---
    Wet!
[05:50] ---
    Now I get it!
[05:52] ---
    Get what?
[05:53] ---
    That Wettle King is an impostor
    made out of space metal!
[05:57] ---
    Say what?!
[05:58] ---
    Huh? Really?
[06:00] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[06:01] ---
    If you think it's got the same properties as
    the original, you've got another think coming!
[06:06] ---
    There!
[06:08] ---
    Wet!
[06:09] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[06:15] [SONG] ---
    You destroy the precious peace...
[06:22] [SONG] ---
    There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
    enemy! Fight, our Wettle King!
[06:26] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[06:29] ---
    I knew it!
[06:30] ---
    So, what is it?
[06:31] ---
    Everyone! It's time for our
    new hero, Mecha Wettle King,
[06:32] [SONG] ---
    That squishy, slimy valiant figure
[06:35] [SONG] ---
    Has a sticky, gooey body of justice.
[06:35] ---
    to beat the giant evil monster,
    Natsumigeddon!
[06:39] ---
    All right!
[06:42] [SONG] ---
    Until the day comes when we
[06:45] [SONG] ---
    Make the blue, sparkling Pekopon ours,
[06:45] ---
    Natsumi-dono!
[06:47] ---
    This Mecha Wettle King
[06:48] ---
    has a system where it moves
    according to my movements!
[06:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, you are awesome!
[06:55] [SONG] ---
    Fight, run, stick to things!
[06:55] ---
    What the?
[06:56] ---
    Here I go!
[06:58] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[06:59] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[07:01] ---
    Sis!
[07:02] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[07:02] ---
    Here I come, Lady Natsumi!
    What's the matter?
[07:06] ---
    Mecha!
[07:08] ---
    Mecha!
[07:10] ---
    Mecha!
[07:12] ---
    S-Sis isn't fighting!
    She's just being pushed back.
[07:14] ---
    When I just imagine how
    sticky and slimy they are...
[07:20] ---
    I can't!
[07:21] ---
    You did it, Mr. Sergeant!
    It is so terrifying that she is helpless!
[07:26] ---
    The fight's over.
[07:26] ---
    I'll deliver the final blow.
[07:28] ---
    My fist will become like a thing
    of slime! Secret technique!
[07:31] ---
    Wettle Punch!
SIGN    Wettle Punch
[07:34] ---
    Sis!
[07:37] ---
    It's over.
SIGN    Swish
[07:42] ---
    Huh? This punch...
[07:44] ---
    It isn't sticky or slimy.
[07:46] ---
    Wha...?!
[07:48] ---
    W-What's going on here?!
[07:49] ---
    Hey! Sergeant Major Kululu!
[07:52] ---
    That's because it's a mech,
    not a living thing.
[07:54] ---
    If you think about it,
    there's no way it'd be sticky or slimy.
SIGN    Smooth
[07:58] ---
    Th-Then the whole thing is pointless!
[08:02] ---
    A mech, huh?
[08:02] ---
    Gulp!
[08:04] ---
    So your movements are transmitted
    to this robot, right?
[08:09] ---
    Y-Yes.
[08:10] ---
    Then maybe the opposite is true too, huh?
[08:13] ---
    Y-Yes...
[08:16] ---
    Then how about this?!
[08:18] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[08:20] ---
    Kero!
[08:21] ---
    Just like the real one, fly off
    into the far reaches of space!
[08:26] ---
    Kero!
[08:28] ---
    Mecha Wet!
SIGN    Mecha Wettle King
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[08:32] ---
    That's Natsumi for you.
[08:34] ---
    It looks like I didn't need
    to give this to her.
[08:36] ---
    But Keroro isn't the kind of guy
    who'd give up after a defeat like this.
[08:41] ---
    Corporal Giroro is correct,
    as we'll see after the commercial,
[08:45] ---
    when a powered-up Mecha Wettle King and
    Keroro's new ambition attack Natsumi! Maybe!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
[08:55] ---
    H-Hot!
[08:57] ---
    There!
[09:00] ---
    Refreshing!
[09:02] ---
    All right! Wettle Punch!
[09:05] ---
    Wet!
SIGN    Wettle Punch
SIGN    Keroro Cooler
SIGN    Keroro Air Sales
[09:08] ---
    Taking out villains is a snap
    if you've got the Keroro Cooler.
[09:13] ---
    I'm so proud!
[09:14] ---
    Well, Sergeant Major Kululu?
[09:16] ---
    Did you get it done while the
    fake commercial was buying time?
[09:21] ---
    I'm not a genius for nothing.
[09:23] ---
    Look. It's complete.
[09:31] ---
    Its tough body is stronger than steel
    and it's more supple than a silk thread!
[09:35] ---
    But on the other hand, its skin is wet
    and its arms and legs are sticky!
[09:38] ---
    It is really wet and sticky!
[09:40] ---
    Sergeant Major, how did you
    get it to be so sticky?
[09:45] ---
    That's a trade secret.
[09:47] ---
    Gero gero.
[09:48] ---
    Well, that's not important,
    as long as it achieves its objective!
[09:52] ---
    However, just remember this.
[09:55] ---
    Don't turn off its limiter.
[09:57] ---
    Limiter?
[09:58] ---
    Yeah.
[09:59] ---
    If you do, not even I
    will be able to stop it.
[10:01] ---
    I don't need to count on that.
    Standard tactics should be plenty.
[10:10] ---
    And it was such a nice day this morning.
[10:12] ---
    But I hope it'll be okay.
[10:14] ---
    I can't imagine Sarge giving up so easily.
[10:17] ---
    It's fine.
[10:18] ---
    Even if he's got another one,
    as long as it's not slimy, I won't be scared.
[10:21] ---
    I hope you're right.
[10:22] ---
    The next time one shows up,
[10:24] ---
    you can bet I'll...
[10:25] ---
    Hi! It's time!
[10:28] ---
    Mois-chan?!
[10:29] ---
    This is the final episode of
    Munchkin Hero Time!
[10:32] ---
    This is finally the end of that
    evil Pekoponian monster...
[10:35] ---
    I... I'm sorry, Natsumi-san!
    These are my lines!
[10:39] ---
    This is the end of Natsumigeddon!
[10:43] ---
    What is this?!
[10:45] ---
    It looks like another planet, Sis.
[10:47] ---
    But space looks a little
    bluer than I would imagine.
[10:50] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[10:53] ---
    For the new season, we've scaled up
    to a new location: space!
[10:56] ---
    And...
[11:01] ---
    Sis, something's coming.
[11:03] ---
    Yeah...
[11:04] ---
    A mini-car?
[11:05] ---
    Why is there a mini-car in space?
[11:08] ---
    Closing your eyes to the contradictions
    of the set-up details
[11:11] ---
    is the adult reaction!
[11:13] ---
    Now, Mr. Sergeant!
[11:15] ---
    Wettle Fight!
[11:18] ---
    Two Dash!
[11:23] ---
    Mecha Wettle King 2!
[11:28] ---
    Mecha Wet Two!
[11:31] ---
    Be careful, Sis!
    Sarge is strangely confident!
[11:34] ---
    No matter how many times he comes,
    the result will be the same!
[11:36] ---
    Is that right? Gero gero gero!
[11:39] ---
    The final battle between Natsumi and
    Mecha Wettle King 2 has started with a bang!
[11:44] ---
    The fight will play out
[11:45] ---
    right after these real, lovely commercials!
[11:55] ---
    And so,
[11:56] ---
    the final showdown between Natsumi and
    Mecha Wettle King 2 has begun at last!
SIGN    The Final Showdown
[12:00] ---
    It's the final duel!
[12:03] ---
    Cheer on Mecha Wettle King 2,
    girls and boys!
[12:07] ---
    Okay!
[12:11] ---
    Keroro: Charge, Wettle Human, Sir!
[12:17] ---
    Mecha Wet 2!
[12:20] ---
    The result will be a repeat of last time!
[12:22] ---
    We'll see about that.
[12:24] ---
    Get a load of my new, reborn...
[12:26] ---
    ...Wettle Punch!
SIGN    Wettle Punch
[12:28] ---
    Mechani!
[12:29] ---
    Sis!
[12:30] ---
    Hmph! This is nothing!
[12:37] ---
    Sis?!
[12:38] ---
    Did you see that?
[12:40] ---
    Sarge!
[12:41] ---
    Do you get it?
[12:42] ---
    The powered-up Mecha Wettle King 2
    is as slimy, sticky, and shiny
[12:47] ---
    as a real slug!
[12:49] ---
    Uh huh!
[12:50] ---
    W-What?!
[12:55] ---
    So what do you think about this?
[12:58] ---
    Mecha Wet 2!
[13:06] ---
    It made me sticky!
[13:08] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[13:09] ---
    Rolling missiles!
    They're Mecha Wettle King 2's new weapon!
[13:13] ---
    Oh, no. At this rate, Sis will...
[13:16] ---
    Natsumi!
[13:20] ---
    What's this?
[13:21] ---
    Put it on!
[13:22] ---
    Giroro!
[13:23] ---
    Put it on, Natsumi!
[13:24] ---
    That's not fair, Giroro!
[13:26] ---
    Got it!
[13:29] ---
    That's it! Now get mad!
[13:31] ---
    Charge it up with the electrical
    current of your fury!
[13:34] ---
    Fury?
[13:34] ---
    Mecha Wet 2!
[13:36] ---
    You...
[13:38] ---
    You put me through this!
[13:40] ---
    You stupid frog!
SIGN    Fury
[13:44] ---
    What is this?!
[13:49] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, w-what is that?!
[13:51] ---
    Hmph! That's just for show!
[13:53] ---
    Go! My most powerful weapon, flinging
    the rapidly-spinning head at my enemy!
[13:57] ---
    Wettle Collider!
[13:58] ---
    Disconnect!
[14:02] ---
    Mecha Wet 2!
[14:04] ---
    Wait! Don't fire yet!
[14:07] ---
    I can do this!
[14:08] ---
    This is dangerous, so get back, Fuyuki!
[14:10] ---
    Right!
[14:11] ---
    I don't even care that it's
    sticky and slimy this way!
[14:13] ---
    That suit runs on the electrical current
    produced by your anger.
[14:16] ---
    The angrier you get, the more powerful it is!
[14:19] ---
    Thanks for the explanation!
[14:21] ---
    What are you going to do, Mr. Sergeant?
[14:23] ---
    I'm just getting started!
[14:25] ---
    Go! One more time! Wettle Collider!
[14:26] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[14:28] ---
    Too slow!
[14:29] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[14:30] ---
    Wait, I said!
[14:31] ---
    Go, Sis!
[14:33] ---
    It looks like you're in trouble!
[14:36] ---
    Now for the coup de grace!
[14:39] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[14:47] ---
    Sis!
[14:48] ---
    Now! Rolling missiles again!
[14:51] ---
    Mecha Wet!
[15:07] ---
    Huh?
[15:08] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu! It's not responding!
[15:10] ---
    Strange. That's... Huh?
SIGN    Deactivate
[15:13] ---
    The limiter is deactivating itself!
SIGN    Limiter Deactivated
[15:20] ---
    W-What the...?!
[15:21] ---
    Kululu! What's going on?!
SIGN    Sticky-slimy
[15:27] ---
    Sticky-slimy...
[15:30] ---
    Don't tell me...
[15:32] ---
    A human slug?!
[15:35] ---
    It was a pain to make it
    slimy and sticky, see?
[15:38] ---
    So I made a giant slug and stuck it
    in a robotic-like suit.
[15:42] ---
    Then it isn't a robot at all!
[15:44] ---
    Of course!
[15:46] ---
    Sticky-slimy, sticky-slimy, sticky-slimy...
[15:49] ---
    Sticky-slimy!
[15:54] ---
    Sticky!
[15:57] ---
    What is that?!
[16:00] ---
    Sticky-slimy!
[16:03] ---
    H-How about that, Lady Natsumi?!
[16:05] ---
    This is the day I achieve victory...
[16:08] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[16:11] ---
    Uncle!
[16:11] ---
    Watch out!
[16:12] ---
    Are you okay?
[16:14] ---
    Thank you!
[16:15] ---
    Gero! Wait! The enemy is over there!
[16:19] ---
    Yuck! It's all sticky and slimy!
[16:21] ---
    Once the limiter was deactivated,
[16:23] ---
    it went wild and couldn't tell the difference
    between friend and foe.
[16:28] ---
    But why is it running wild?!
[16:29] ---
    It seems its instincts are
    strongly reacting to something.
[16:38] ---
    Come on! Who cares about that?!
[16:40] ---
    I... I can't breathe! Help me, Lady Natsumi!
[16:43] ---
    You reap what you sow!
[16:45] ---
    Use this as a moment of reflection!
[16:50] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[16:52] ---
    Sheesh! This is the last time!
[16:55] ---
    Yay!
[16:56] ---
    Halt!
[16:58] ---
    Sis! Giroro!
[17:05] ---
    Natsumi!
[17:06] ---
    It's got all of us!
[17:09] ---
    Sis!
[17:10] ---
    Natsumi!
[17:11] ---
    Dororo...
[17:12] ---
    Fuyuki-dono, I shall handle...
[17:14] ---
    Whoa! I was careless!
[17:15] ---
    Why did you even bother coming, Dororo?!
[17:17] ---
    It is so sticky and slimy,
    my knife cannot get a grip on it!
[17:22] ---
    I'm sorry!
[17:23] ---
    It's too late for regrets!
[17:25] ---
    Natsumi! Get a hold of yourself!
[17:27] ---
    It's making me skinny!
[17:29] ---
    You!
[17:30] ---
    Kululu, isn't there anything you can do?
SIGN    Salt
[17:33] ---
    Nope.
[17:34] ---
    There was a mass panic
    after Mecha Wettle King 2
[17:37] ---
    turned into Wettle Human and went berserk!
[17:47] ---
    Tch!
[17:48] ---
    Mindless...
[17:50] ---
    Too late...
[17:51] ---
    What should I do? There must be some way...
[17:54] ---
    That's it!
[17:57] ---
    Um, what are you doing?
[18:00] ---
    There!
[18:02] ---
    Red is for transformation and
    blue is for him to appear, right?
[18:05] ---
    Master Fuyuki... That's...
[18:09] ---
    I... I'll do it, too!
[18:10] ---
    Don't tell me you guys are...
[18:12] ---
    Wettle King went off into
    the far reaches of space!
[18:16] ---
    Wettle King made a promise!
[18:19] ---
    To return in a time of peril!
[18:21] ---
    Please, help Uncle!
[18:24] ---
    Or, like, total despair?
SIGN    Pencil
[18:26] ---
    Here.
[18:28] ---
    My finger hurts, but...
[18:30] ---
    Spin, spin, spin!
[18:32] ---
    It's pointless! You're wasting your time!
[18:35] ---
    But then...
[18:36] ---
    ...Fuyuki and Mois's own heroic hearts,
    purely seeking out a hero,
[18:39] ---
    create a huge Wettle sign in space.
[18:46] ---
    Wettle!
[18:49] [SONG] ---
    After the dumb fight is over,
[18:55] [SONG] ---
    That heroic heart slowly awakens,
[18:56] ---
    That's...
[18:59] [SONG] ---
    And the valiant Wettle King goes on a journey.
[19:01] ---
    That's...
[19:02] ---
    Indeed!
[19:02] ---
    It's him!
[19:05] [SONG] ---
    Those soft, dazzling eyes!
[19:05] ---
    Wettle!
SIGN    Wettle King
[19:09] [SONG] ---
    Although they're so tiny
    that they can't be seen.
[19:09] ---
    W-Wettle King!
[19:12] ---
    He really did come!
[19:13] ---
    The real Wettle King is here, boys and girls!
[19:15] [SONG] ---
    Smiling, gleaming Pekopon
[19:18] ---
    Wet!
[19:19] [SONG] ---
    Is his faraway homeworld.
[19:19] ---
    I'm glad that he's here,
    but can he beat this thing?!
[19:29] [SONG] ---
    Don't hesitate! Don't look back again!
[19:32] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy, slimy, slimy, sticky
[19:33] ---
    Wet!
[19:35] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[19:37] ---
    Wet!
[19:51] ---
    Wettle Web!
[19:54] ---
    The Wettle Web changes creatures that
    have been transformed into evil forms
[19:58] ---
    back into their original forms.
[20:01] ---
    Now!
[20:06] ---
    Now it is safe!
[20:07] ---
    Dororo!
[20:30] ---
    Wet!
[20:33] ---
    Amazing!
[20:34] ---
    Wettle King won without
    fighting his opponent!
[20:38] ---
    Love is the strongest power!
[20:40] ---
    Indeed.
[20:41] ---
    Justice isn't about power. He's a true hero!
[20:46] ---
    I am crying this time, too!
[20:48] ---
    Boring...
[20:50] ---
    I had faith you would come, Wettle King!
[20:54] ---
    Dirty liar!
[20:57] ---
    What happened?
[20:59] ---
    The real Wettle King
    came to help you out of a pinch, Sis.
[21:04] ---
    Wet!
[21:06] ---
    Wettle King...
[21:07] ---
    Wet?
[21:09] ---
    This time, he really wants
    to shake your hand, Sis.
[21:12] ---
    Okay.
[21:16] ---
    No! I just can't do it! I... I can't!
[21:19] ---
    Wet...
[21:21] [SONG] ---
    Fight, run, stick to things!
[21:21] ---
    And so, Wettle King returns to his voyage
    to protect the peace in space once more.
[21:24] [SONG] ---
    Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
[21:27] ---
    Thank you! And fight!
[21:28] [SONG] ---
    Wettle King!
[21:29] ---
    Our Wettle King!
[21:31] ---
    Whether he appears again
    depends on his popularity!
[21:33] ---
    Wet!
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:58] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    I'm Space Detective 556!
[23:09] ---
    I'm here with another preview!
[23:10] ---
    I'm Lavie!
[23:11] ---
    But I wonder why we're appearing
    more often these days.
[23:14] ---
    They must be at a loss for new ideas!
SIGN    New Weapon
[23:16] ---
    D-Don't tell me that's a sign
    we're going to be killed off?!
[23:20] ---
    That aside, wait for three minutes!
[23:23] ---
    "556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!"
SIGN    One Year's Worth
SIGN    365 Days' Worth
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E167 - 556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir! / Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:30] ---
    Adhesion!
SIGN    Adhesion
[01:39] [SONG] ---
    
[01:42] ---
    As you know, this is Space Detective 556!
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[01:45] [SONG] ---
    
[01:47] ---
    Also a young friend of Sergeant Keroro's,
[01:49] ---
    Today, as every day, he is fighting
    to protect peace on Earth.
[01:57] ---
    Or he should be.
[01:59] ---
    Huh? What on Earth is he...?
[02:15] ---
    He seems to be in the middle of
    developing a new transformation pose.
[02:19] ---
    Brother, I'm home!
[02:20] ---
    Oh! Welcome home, Lavie!
[02:23] ---
    Look, brother! The supermarket
    offered me a chance at the raffle,
[02:26] ---
    and I won this!
[02:29] ---
    Th-This is...!
[02:35] ---
    556: How To Make Cup Ramen, Sir!
[02:41] ---
    Brother, why do we have to hide?
[02:44] ---
    That is clearly a new type of weapon!
SIGN    New Type of Weapon
[02:48] ---
    There's no way that's true...
    It was a raffle prize!
[02:52] ---
    The 6th catagory of prize!
[02:53] ---
    That is how the enemy works.
[02:55] ---
    They make you drop your guard, and then...
[03:00] ---
    Just like that!
[03:02] ---
    The enemy? What enemy?
SIGN    First Sale of Summer! 5 times the points if you spend over 500 yen Ultimate Bargain - 68 yen!
SIGN    6th
    
    
    7th
[03:07] ---
    Look, Brother!
SIGN    68 yen
[03:09] ---
    This is called a cup ramen!
[03:12] ---
    Cup ra-MEN?
[03:14] ---
    Is it indeed... an ally of justice?
SIGN    C-Men '75
[03:18] ---
    C-Men '75!
[03:20] ---
    I think that's a different kind of "men"...
[03:24] ---
    However! They will not deceive my eyes!
[03:30] ---
    It calls itself a cup,
    and yet water will not go into it!
[03:34] ---
    It is a failure as a cup!
[03:38] ---
    This way is more stable!
[03:41] ---
    But the writing is upside down...
[03:44] ---
    Yes... the writing!
SIGN    Calories 334kcal
    Protein 1.05g
    Fat 13.8g
    Carbohydrates 4.24g
    Sodium 1860mg
    (Noodles / Other ingredients 920mg)
    (Soup 940mg)
    Vitamin B1 0.16mg
    Vitamin B2 0.24mg
    Calcium 96mg
[03:45] ---
    Its secret is hidden among these letters!
[03:49] ---
    Brother, you're amazing!
[03:50] ---
    Hmm. Uhh. Let's see.
[03:55] ---
    Lavie! Can you read this?
[03:58] ---
    Um.
SIGN    Boiling water, 3 minutes! Cannot be microwaved Beware of burns!!
[03:59] ---
    Boiling water, 3 minutes!
[04:01] ---
    What?! Boiling, it says?!
SIGN    Boiling!!
[04:04] ---
    As you wish!!
SIGN    Nettou
    (heated battle)
    (boiling water)
[04:07] ---
    Brother... not that "nettou"
    (heated battle)...
SIGN    Nattou
[04:14] ---
    That's nattou...
SIGN    Makkou (sperm whale)
[04:18] ---
    That's makkou (sperm whale)...
[04:24] ---
    Brother, could that be...?!
SIGN    Sottou (fainting)
[04:27] ---
    Sottou (fainting)!
[04:29] ---
    Brother, "nettou" means hot water!
[04:32] ---
    What?!
[04:33] ---
    Hot water?! I can do this!
[04:41] ---
    They stopped our water...
[04:48] ---
    Where are you going, brother?
[04:52] ---
    What? Really?
[04:53] ---
    Yeah. I heard it was true.
[04:55] ---
    That's just weird, though.
[05:07] ---
    I wonder where 556-san
    is running off to with that kettle?
[05:10] ---
    You mustn't think about it.
    We saw nothing.
[05:13] ---
    But...
[05:14] ---
    Nothing!
[05:22] ---
    Welcome back, brother!
[05:24] ---
    Lavie! We are good for water!
[05:27] ---
    Brother... I don't think you can...
[05:29] ---
    Don't worry!
[05:30] ---
    I got it for free!
[05:32] ---
    That's not what I meant...
[05:38] ---
    They also stopped the gas...
[05:43] ---
    Then we will use the electric stove!
[05:45] ---
    Of course they stopped the electricity, too.
[05:49] ---
    And we don't own an electric stove.
[05:51] ---
    If we have no electricity, then we
    just need to use candles like always!
[06:05] ---
    Brother, is the water going to boil?
[06:08] ---
    Maybe sometime...
[06:15] ---
    Brother?
[06:21] ---
    Brother...
[06:22] ---
    We do have matches...
[06:35] ---
    Lavie! The boiling water is ready!
[06:37] ---
    It says... open the lid
    and pour in the boiling water.
[06:40] ---
    The lid!
[06:42] ---
    But where is the lid?
[06:44] ---
    It says "OPEN"...
[06:46] ---
    I think that's probably it.
SIGN    OPEN
[06:52] ---
    It's no good... it's shielded
    completely by a protective barrier!
SIGN    Barrier
[06:56] ---
    This calls for...
[06:58] ---
    Laser sword!
[07:00] ---
    Brother!
[07:01] ---
    You'll break it!
[07:05] ---
    Then how will we break through this barrier?!
[07:14] ---
    The sun's already setting...
[07:16] ---
    How are you doing, brother?
[07:18] ---
    Did you think of a good method?
SIGN    Prick Prick Prick Prick
[07:23] ---
    Brother! What are you doing?!
SIGN    Prick Prick Prick Prick Prick Prick
[07:26] ---
    As I was touching the barrier,
[07:27] ---
    I started wanting to do this for some reason!
[07:30] ---
    I can't believe my brother would
    do something so laborious!
[07:39] ---
    I'm sorry, Lavie!
[07:41] ---
    I was so stupid to fall
    right into the enemy's trap!
[07:45] ---
    Please forgive me!
[07:47] ---
    Barrier Break of Rage!
[07:52] ---
    Brother!
[07:54] ---
    We did it, Lavie!
[07:55] ---
    First obstacle surmounted!
[08:02] ---
    Okay! The lid is open!
[08:14] ---
    I feel like it didn't need to be hot water...
[08:17] ---
    What a time-consuming cup.
[08:19] ---
    Brother, I have a feeling the part over there
    is the more important part...
[08:23] ---
    What?!
[08:25] ---
    What am I meant to do with this?!
[08:27] ---
    Eat it, I think...
[08:30] ---
    Not like that...
[08:32] ---
    I think that's where the
    hot water would come in...
[08:39] ---
    I see! I've got it!
SIGN    Motanasou
[08:48] ---
    Boiling water for three minutes!
[08:50] ---
    Brother, do you have a timer?
[08:53] ---
    No!
[08:54] ---
    Then how are you going to...
[08:56] ---
    All heroes of justice...
[08:58] ---
    ...are instinctively familiar with this
    span of time known as "three minutes!"
[09:16] ---
    Aha! Exactly three minutes!
[09:21] ---
    Mmm... it smells delicious!
[09:24] ---
    You did it, brother!
[09:25] ---
    Okay! Then let's eat and see what it's like!
[09:28] ---
    Yes!
[09:31] ---
    Thanks for the food!
[09:34] ---
    Kids, please do not eat
    out of storage units.
[09:40] ---
    It... it...
[09:41] ---
    It's good!
[09:44] ---
    Brother, it's tasty, isn't it?
[09:46] ---
    Although a little bland!
[09:48] ---
    Who knew there was something
    so tasty in this world!
[09:52] ---
    Isn't that great, brother?!
[09:54] ---
    Yeah! To win something like this,
SIGN    Motanasou
[09:57] ---
    Lavie, you have great luck with raffles!
[09:59] ---
    Brother, I'll give you this
    yellow fluffy thing...
[10:03] ---
    What are you saying?! I'll give it to you!
[10:05] ---
    Having overcome many difficulties,
[10:08] ---
    the 556 siblings split the single cup ramen
    between them and savored it together.
[10:15] ---
    Wasn't it delicious, brother?
[10:23] ---
    What in the world was this cup?
[10:26] ---
    It is quite extravagant for a container.
[10:29] ---
    It is too great a waste to throw it away!
[10:32] ---
    The next day.
[10:34] ---
    Hello, Lady Lavie!
[10:36] ---
    Keroro-san, my brother finally
    got a telephone line!
[10:40] ---
    Ooh! That is interesting!
[10:41] ---
    So, what's his number?
[10:43] ---
    Here you go!
[10:46] ---
    Th-This is...
[10:48] ---
    ...a cup ramen cup...
[10:50] ---
    G-Gero...
[10:52] ---
    A phone...?
[10:54] ---
    Could this be...
[10:55] ---
    Yes...
SIGN    Tight
[10:58] ---
    Hey, Keroro! Hey, Keroro! Can you hear me?!
[11:02] ---
    ...556!
[11:04] ---
    Rejoice, Keroro! Now we true friends
    can contact each other frequently!
[11:11] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?!
    Are you crying in joy?!
[11:13] ---
    ...No, uh...
[11:14] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
     I'm so sorry for my brother!
[11:21] ---
    Space Detective 556!
[11:23] ---
    The man who burns hot and
    fierce in any situation!
[11:26] ---
    However, he is sometimes a hassle!
[11:37] ---
    How do you obtain the things you want?
[11:40] ---
    Did you buy them yourself, or perhaps
    get them as presents from others?
SIGN    SUNIRASE Courier
    Home Delivery Parcel
[11:44] ---
    Those are a couple of the possibilities.
[11:48] ---
    Delivery!
SIGN    SUNIRASE Courier
    Home Delivery Parcel
[11:51] ---
    Yes!
[11:52] ---
    Yes, yes, yes!
[11:56] ---
    Sarge, look, look!
[11:57] ---
    I got this by solving a crossword
    puzzle in a magazine!
[12:01] ---
    A crossword puzzle?
[12:03] ---
    It was quite difficult, but...
[12:05] ---
    ...I wanted this prize so much!
[12:08] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    This month's prizes are all gems that will leave fanatics drooling!
[12:12] ---
    I-It's...!
[12:14] ---
    A s-super deluxe prize?!
[12:19] ---
    Keroro: Complete the Crossword, Sir!
[12:26] ---
    Ummm, Lady Natsumi...?
[12:29] ---
    What?
[12:30] ---
    There's no... crossword puzzle
    in that magazine, right?
[12:35] ---
    There is.
[12:36] ---
    Ohh, Natsumi-san, I'd like it, please, ma'am.
[12:39] ---
    Wellll, I don't knowwwww...
[12:44] ---
    Then what about if I take over
    one of your chore days?
SIGN    1 day
[12:48] ---
    Three of them.
SIGN    3 days
[12:49] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    1 day
SIGN    2 days
[12:51] ---
    How about two?
[12:52] ---
    Okay! Successful negotiation. Here you go!
[12:55] ---
    Oooh!
[12:58] ---
    Hmm, so...
[12:59] ---
    The prize is spelled out by the letters
    in the marked squares,
[13:02] ---
    and will be one year's worth.
SIGN    One year's worth
[13:06] ---
    One year's worth?!
SIGN    365 days' worth
SIGN    The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
[13:08] ---
    One... two... three... four.
[13:11] ---
    Four characters, sir...?
[13:13] ---
    Four characters...
SIGN    A-sa-ga-o (morning glory)
[13:15] ---
    A-sa-ga-o (morning glory)...
SIGN    E-n-pi-tsu (pencil)
[13:16] ---
    E-n-pi-tsu (pencil)...
SIGN    O-re-n-ji (orange)
[13:17] ---
    O-re-n-ji (orange)...
SIGN    Ha-e-gi-wa (hairline)
[13:18] ---
    Ha-e-gi-wa (hairline)...?
[13:20] ---
    One year's worth of hairlines makes no sense!
[13:23] ---
    Then maybe it's one year's worth of
    o-da-n-go (dumplings), 365 in total?
SIGN    O-da-n-go (dumplings)
[13:28] ---
    Wait! Could those four characters be...
[13:31] ---
    ...a year's worth of ga-n-pu-la (Gunpla)?!
SIGN    Ga-n-pu-ra (Gunpla, Gundam models)
[13:35] ---
    If it's one box a day, that's 365 boxes!
[13:38] ---
    If that's the answer...
[13:42] ---
    ...I can't wait to find out, sir!
[13:44] ---
    Okay! Let's-la-go to get the treasure!
[13:49] ---
    Umm, so first, 1 across, 3 characters.
[13:54] ---
    "Not yet decided."
SIGN    "Not yet decided"
[13:58] ---
    What the heck is it?!
[14:03] ---
    Emergency! Emergency!
[14:06] ---
    All men to battle stations!
    This is not a drill!
[14:13] ---
    Are the enemy upon us, Keroro?!
[14:15] ---
    Good. Now that you're all here...
[14:19] ---
    ...with the combined intelligence
    of our Keroro Platoon,
[14:21] ---
    we'll take on this crossword puzzle, sir!
[14:24] ---
    C-Crossword puzzle?!
[14:27] ---
    What part of that is an emergency?!
[14:29] ---
    1 across, "Not yet decided."
[14:32] ---
    7 down, "Stepping on home base."
[14:35] ---
    Wha...?
[14:36] ---
    39 across, "You don't want
    this stuck in your throat."
[14:40] ---
    There, that's it! That's it, sir!
[14:42] ---
    The slowness of your reaction
    is the emergency we face, sir!
[14:47] ---
    That shows just how rusted your
    little gray cells have become, sir!
[14:53] ---
    What we need...
[14:55] ---
    ...are brains that can respond
    swiftly to any situation!
[14:58] ---
    In order to train for that,
[15:00] ---
    I am suggesting that we exercise our
    brains with this crossword puzzle!
[15:03] ---
    I am especially good at crossword
    puzzles. Leave it to me!
[15:07] ---
    You are amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
[15:09] ---
    There is no one better than you at coming up
    with plausible-sounding justifications!
SIGN    The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
[15:13] ---
    Or, like, noble causes?
SIGN    The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
[15:18] ---
    1 across, "Not yet decided."
    It's 3 characters.
[15:22] ---
    Well?
[15:25] ---
    You don't even know this one?
[15:27] ---
    Then... my honorable leader,
    what is the answer?
[15:31] ---
    The trick to crossword puzzles
[15:33] ---
    is to press on, answering the ones you
    know first and filling in the rest later, sir.
[15:36] ---
    So, Lady Mois,
[15:38] ---
    next one, please!
[15:40] ---
    So you do not know either!
[15:42] ---
    3 across.
[15:43] ---
    "Capital of the United States
    of America," 5 characters.
[15:48] ---
    New York?
[15:51] ---
    Next.
[15:52] ---
    "Tokugawa Ieyasu was the
    first _______," 5 characters!
[15:58] ---
    Mito Koumon, I believe!
[16:01] ---
    Lady Mois, next one, ma'am.
[16:03] ---
    38 down.
[16:05] ---
    "The best flavor of shaved ice
    is _______," 3 characters.
[16:10] ---
    Rainbow!
[16:13] ---
    This isn't working.
[16:15] ---
    80 down.
[16:17] ---
    "You can't do without this in the
     hot summer," 4 characters.
[16:22] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, this is aimed at
    Pekoponians. It is too difficult for us.
[16:28] ---
    I know!
[16:29] ---
    If we don't have the knowledge, we can get the
    answers by experiencing them ourselves!
[16:33] ---
    Giroro, stand over there a moment.
[16:36] ---
    Here?
[16:37] ---
    You can't do without this in the hot summer.
[16:40] ---
    There.
[16:43] ---
    Giroro! What can't you do without right now?
[16:46] ---
    Water! Water water water water!
SIGN    Mi-zu (water)
[16:48] ---
    "Mi-zu" (water) is only two
    characters! I need four!
[16:51] ---
    Waaaterrrrr! Waaaterrrrr!
SIGN    Mi-i-zu-u (waaateerrrr)
[16:53] ---
    All you did was stretch it out, sir!
[16:55] ---
    Suiton (Water Release) Jutsu!
[16:59] ---
    I know!
SIGN    Su-i-to-n (Water Release)
[17:00] ---
    Su-i-to-n!
[17:01] ---
    Exactly four characters!
     The answer's suiton!
[17:05] ---
    You live up to your claims,
    Lance Corporal Dororo!
[17:07] ---
    I-It was simply blind luck...
[17:09] ---
    Wow!
[17:11] ---
    So as you can see, if we just experience it
    firsthand, we'll arrive at the answer, sir!
SIGN    Suiton
[17:15] ---
    "You can't do without this
    in the hot summer..."
[17:18] ---
    I think the answer's "air conditioner."
SIGN    Suiton
SIGN    Air conditioner
[17:22] ---
    37 down.
[17:24] ---
    Running 42.195 km. 4 characters.
[17:28] ---
    Ah, this one's easy!
[17:36] ---
    Why do you need to go that far?
[17:40] ---
    Mr. Sergeant... do we really have to run?
[17:43] ---
    Of course, sir!
[17:45] ---
    We cannot reach the correct answer
    without experience, sir!
[17:48] ---
    It will also serve as good training.
[17:52] ---
    Water...
[17:55] ---
    We did it!
[17:56] ---
    We finished a full marathon, sir!
[17:59] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I finished it, too!
[18:01] ---
    The refreshing feeling after having
    accomplished something great is exquisite.
[18:07] ---
    Water... water...
[18:09] ---
    Good work, everyone!
[18:12] ---
    Or, like, post-race fatigue?
[18:14] ---
    Okay! Now here's the question!
[18:16] ---
    If you run the 42.195 km of a marathon...?
[18:19] ---
    Exhausting!
SIGN    Exhausting
[18:20] ---
    Ding ding ding ding ding!
SIGN    Exhausting
[18:23] ---
    It's not "exhausting" (shi-n-do-i).
SIGN    Marathon
[18:26] ---
    "Marathon" (ma-ra-so-n)
    is also 4 characters.
[18:29] ---
    13 across.
[18:31] ---
    On this day, girls give chocolates to boys.
[18:34] ---
    8 characters.
[18:38] ---
    H-Hey! You don't need to bring
    that out! We know the answer!
[18:42] ---
    No. I don't have a clue.
[18:45] ---
    You wouldn't do anything
    happy-go-lucky like
[18:47] ---
    waiting for someone to put
    chocolates in here, would you?
[18:51] ---
    Th-Th-The answer's "Valentine's Day!"
[18:53] ---
    Hurry up and move on! Move on!
[18:55] ---
    Giroro-senpai... I'm still
    waiting for my return gift...
[19:00] ---
    Giroro-dono, you are in
    the switch club with me!
SIGN    Click
[19:03] ---
    Switch... on...
SIGN    Trauma Trauma
    Trauma Trauma
SIGN    The prize is spelled out by the letters in the marked squares! One year's worth!!
[19:05] ---
    And through all of this,
[19:08] ---
    92 across.
[19:10] ---
    Indispensable for rock climbing.
    3 characters.
[19:14] ---
    42 down.
[19:15] ---
    What you instinctively take when
    crossing a log bridge. 4 characters.
[19:20] ---
    91 across. Which is stronger?
[19:24] ---
    24 down. Which is stronger?
[19:29] ---
    And after much effort,
    the crossword puzzle was completed!
[19:33] ---
    Somewhat.
[19:34] ---
    We did it, men!
[19:36] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, I am so moved!
[19:38] ---
    Keroro! I've never felt such unity
    in our platoon as I did today!
[19:42] ---
    My honorable leader...
[19:45] ---
    Well then! To finish up,
SIGN    Even a MONKEY can do it!!
    (Easy)> Home Party Special
[19:47] ---
    I'll join together the characters
    in the outlined squares, and...
SIGN    ga
[19:51] ---
    Ga-n-pu-la!
SIGN    n
SIGN    pu
SIGN    la
SIGN    Gunpla (Gundam models)
[19:55] ---
    Gunpla!!
[19:56] ---
    Yes!! Just as I hoped! Just as I thought!
[19:59] ---
    The prize is a year's worth of Gundam models!
[20:04] ---
    A-And with that, today's
    training is over, sir!
[20:09] ---
    And one month later...
SIGN    SUNIRASE Courier
    Home Delivery Parcel
SIGN    Cat Season
[20:15] ---
    Sarge, the prize you've
    been waiting for arrived!
[20:19] ---
    I gave you that crossword puzzle.
[20:21] ---
    Make sure you remember that, okay?
[20:23] ---
    A year's worth of Gundam models!
[20:25] ---
    Here you go!
[20:26] ---
    Gero.
[20:27] ---
    Wh-What is...
[20:29] ---
    It had a letter inside.
[20:31] ---
    Thank you for your recent submission
    to our crossword puzzle.
[20:35] ---
    The correct answer was
    "youkan" (sweet bean jelly).
[20:37] ---
    We gift you with this participation prize
     for coming so close.
SIGN    Participation Prize
[20:44] ---
    Participation prize!
[20:47] ---
    Ah, it's been three minutes, sir!
[20:56] ---
    It's good.
[20:58] ---
    Participation prizes are
    quite something as well, sir!
[21:01] ---
    More tasty than a Gundam model.
[21:05] ---
    Well... Yes, you need to do better
    than that to solve a crossword puzzle.
[21:11] ---
    Brrrrrring!
[21:13] ---
    Brrrrrrrrrring!
[21:15] ---
    Hello! Keroro, can you hear me?!
[21:18] ---
    Thanks to you, I have a better connection
    than when I was using the storage unit!
[21:22] ---
    It is good to have friends, indeed!
[21:26] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
[21:29] ---
    And so, the cup ramen participation prize
    continued to come in very useful.
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:20] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    It's Momoka.
[23:08] ---
    Dark Momoka here.
[23:09] ---
    Why am I "dark"?!
[23:11] ---
    Aren't we past that?
[23:12] ---
    If I were the usual "light" side,
    Fuyuki-kun would be mine by now!
[23:16] ---
    That wouldn't do!
[23:18] ---
    He has to be mine!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. The heart of
    a maiden is such hard work!
SIGN    Tsuuun
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Grand Invasion,
    For A Limited Time Only, Sir!"
SIGN    Tanabata Party Invitation
[23:27] ---
    "Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E168 - Keroro: Grand Invasion, For A Limited Time Only, Sir! / Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    May I become a faster runner I want to swim 25 m May I become able to eat bell peppers May my allowance increase
[01:32] ---
    It will soon be July 7th: Tanabata.
SIGN    July 7th
SIGN    Day of Chilled Chinese Noodles
[01:36] ---
    Actually, this is also the day
    of chilled Chinese noodles.
[01:39] ---
    Did you all know that?
[01:43] ---
    Keroro: Grand Invasion,
    For A Limited Time Only, Sir!
SIGN    Rage
[01:50] ---
    I can't accept this, sir!
[01:52] ---
    The sergeant appears to be
    uncharacteristically angry.
[01:55] ---
    I've been working pretty hard!
[01:59] ---
    Lady Natsumi! I finished
    cleaning the toilet, ma'am!
SIGN    Yes, yes
[02:03] ---
    Yes, yes. Gooh work.
SIGN    Good work
SIGN    Good stores for chilled Chinese noodles
SIGN    That looks so good
[02:11] ---
    Thab looks so gooh!
[02:13] ---
    No matter how hard I work at the housework...
[02:19] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[02:20] ---
    I made a teensy adjustment to the amount
    of fabric softener I used this time, ma—
[02:24] ---
    Okay! Lunch is ready!
[02:26] ---
    Gero?
[02:27] ---
    Wow! Thanks for the food!
[02:30] ---
    Come on, hurry up and eat! It'll go soggy!
[02:33] ---
    As if it were only natural
    that I should do it...
[02:36] ---
    A little bit of praise wouldn't go amiss.
[02:40] ---
    I firmly think so.
[02:41] ---
    It's so tasty!
[02:44] ---
    Are they saying I'm worth less
    than chilled noodles?!
[02:49] ---
    Are chilled noodles that good, huh?!
SIGN    Refreshing lemon Chilled Chinese noodles
SIGN    For Summer, It Has To Be Chilled Chinese Noodles Incense Chopsticks, Sesame Sauce, Chilled Chinese Noodles
[02:52] ---
    Everyone just makes a big fuss over them
    just 'cause they're summer exclusive!
SIGN    We've started selling chilled Chinese noodles! Summer Exclusive: Chilled Chinese Noodles
[02:55] ---
    Uncle! Or, like, temper tantrum?
[02:59] ---
    But chilled noodles are tasty.
[03:01] ---
    I like them with sesame sauce!
[03:03] ---
    There, there.
[03:07] ---
    I will concede!
[03:09] ---
    The chilled noodles are tasty!
[03:11] ---
    However!
SIGN    Summer Exclusivity
[03:12] ---
    Half of their deliciousness is comprised
    of their summer exclusivity, sir!
[03:16] ---
    I see.
SIGN    Exclusive
[03:18] ---
    Sports tournaments that run
    exclusively once every four years.
SIGN    Hicksville Concert
[03:21] ---
    Summer-exclusive bands!
[03:23] ---
    Character merchandise exclusive to a region.
SIGN    Dangal
    with card
    Sofvi Dangal
    Approx. 10.5 cm
    Festival-Exclusive!
    ¥13,500!
[03:25] ---
    Mega-rare items exclusively produced in
    a limited quantity of 100, etc., etc.!
SIGN    Exclusive
[03:29] ---
    On Pekopon, the additional value
    of the word "exclusive"
[03:32] ---
    has a tendency to multiply the appreciative
    value by several, no, by tens of times!
SIGN    End
    of the
    Line
[03:38] ---
    What are you trying to say with all this?
[03:42] ---
    Observe!
[03:45] ---
    This is a new weapon that I had
    Kululu develop for me!
[03:48] ---
    Its name?! The "Improve your fortunes!
    Everything's exclusive" Gun!
SIGN    "Improve your fortunes! Everything's exclusive" Gun
SIGN    1,111
[03:53] ---
    Doing a pretty good job, aren't I?
[03:55] ---
    For example, this toilet which
    I just cleaned any old way!
SIGN    Exclusive
[04:10] ---
    Sis!
[04:11] ---
    This is...
SIGN    Exclusive
[04:12] ---
    Why?! It's the same toilet as always,
[04:16] ---
    but it feels so rare and exclusive!
[04:18] ---
    It feels like, today...
[04:20] ---
    ...it's so much cleaner than usual.
[04:22] ---
    Or so it feels!
[04:23] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:25] ---
    And then!
SIGN    Exclusive
[04:30] ---
    Wow!
[04:31] ---
    This fluffy feeling of rare exclusivity!
[04:34] ---
    It's not like normal!
[04:36] ---
    Or so it feels!
[04:37] ---
    Was it really Sarge who washed these?!
[04:40] ---
    Great job, stupid frog!
[04:42] ---
    Oh, I'm worthy of such high praise, ma'am!
[04:46] ---
    What effectiveness!
[04:47] ---
    It's amazing!
[04:49] ---
    When shot with that gun,
[04:51] ---
    an effect of exclusivity is created, and it
    makes you feel far more grateful than usual!
[04:58] ---
    And so, if I blast this mission strategy
    note which I just wrote any old thing on...
SIGN    Exclusive
[05:05] ---
    Huh?! I mean, I know I didn't put
    much effort into writing it, but...
[05:09] ---
    ...isn't this plan... ingenious?!
[05:11] ---
    It feels so exclusive!
[05:13] ---
    I have never seen a plan so perfect!
[05:16] ---
    Or so it feels!
[05:19] ---
    What a magnificent invasion strategy!
[05:21] ---
    It's like he's finally got his
    motivation together at last!
[05:24] ---
    I'm so happy!
[05:26] ---
    This strategy overflows with exclusivity.
[05:28] ---
    This time, I find that there are absolutely
    no reasons to oppose this operation.
[05:32] ---
    Or so it feels.
[05:34] ---
    Let's proceed immediately to execute
    this wonderful operation, sir!
[05:37] ---
    Yessir!
[05:39] ---
    So, I wonder what this
    ingenious operation is?
[05:43] ---
    It is titled:
SIGN    Karashi
[05:44] ---
    "Exclusive Operation for Replacing the
    Karashi in Chilled Chinese Noodles with Wasabi,
SIGN    Wasabi
[05:47] ---
    Causing the Eater to go 'Tsuuuuun!'
    Due to Their Irritated Nose..."
SIGN    Tsuuuuuuun
[05:50] ---
    Tsuuuuuun!!
[05:52] ---
    "...Whereupon We Will Seize the Opportunity
    to Place Keron Army Flags," sir!
[05:55] ---
    Huh...?
SIGN    Exclusive
[05:58] ---
    Wh-What an amazing operation.
[06:01] ---
    Or so it feels...
SIGN    Wasabi
[06:08] ---
    Wasabi!
SIGN    Tsuuuuun
[06:12] ---
    Tsuuuuuun!
[06:14] ---
    Flag!
[06:15] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Exclusive
[06:17] ---
    I've been invaded!
[06:19] ---
    Or so it feels!
SIGN    Tsuuuuun
[06:29] ---
    Tsuuuuun!
[06:31] ---
    Flag.
[06:34] ---
    I've been invaded, or so it feels!
SIGN    Exclusive
[06:42] ---
    Tsuuuuun!
[06:45] ---
    Have I been invaded?! It feels that way!
[06:52] ---
    Ohh. Pekopon will soon
    belong to our army, sir!
[06:56] ---
    Uncle! There's one area where we haven't
    been able to carry out the operation,
[06:59] ---
    and we're struggling!
[07:01] ---
    Or, like, mighty fortress?
[07:03] ---
    Gero?! Where is it, ma'am?!
[07:07] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka's mansion!
[07:14] ---
    This defensive formation...
[07:16] ---
    It's at governmental levels...
    no, even beyond...
[07:28] ---
    Even if it is you, Master Tamama,
[07:30] ---
    I cannot allow anyone to pass this point!
[07:34] ---
    I am getting through,
    even if I have to use force!
[07:37] ---
    Sigh... And we're so close.
[07:40] ---
    If only there was someone who could
    infiltrate an enemy stronghold at a time like this.
[07:44] ---
    Then, perhaps I should...
[07:46] ---
    No one at all...
[07:48] ---
    K-Keroro-kun...
[07:49] ---
    Gero?
[07:51] ---
    Ah, Dororo!
[07:53] ---
    If you're here, say so and make
    yourself known, goshdarnit!
[07:55] ---
    That's why everyone says you don't
    leave an impression, you know?
[07:59] ---
    Whaaa... b-but...
[08:03] ---
    Gero?!
[08:04] ---
    Now, be reborn!
SIGN    Exclusive
[08:17] ---
    Oh, wow! Such rare exclusivity,
    completely unlike Dororo!
[08:20] ---
    Or so it feels!
SIGN    Exclusive
[08:22] ---
    This... This is me?
[08:27] ---
    You'll go, won't you?
[08:29] ---
    My honorable leader...
[08:31] ---
    Leave it to me! Nin!
[08:44] ---
    This guy's incredible... Or so it feels!
[08:47] ---
    Don't be intimidated! Fire!
[08:48] ---
    We're going to be infiltrated,
    or so it feels!
[08:51] ---
    This feeling of overwhelming exclusivity...
[08:55] ---
    Fatal for me as an assassin!
[08:57] ---
    And yet... And yet...!
[09:00] ---
    What?!
[09:02] ---
    How pleasant it feels...!
SIGN    Exclusive
[09:15] ---
    Nin!
[09:16] ---
    We've been beaten!
[09:18] ---
    Or so it feels!
[09:26] ---
    Who's there?!
[09:27] ---
    As I thought, I have been noticed...
[09:31] ---
    Tama-chan's friend?
[09:33] ---
    This exclusivity overflows,
    defying all attempts to conceal it.
[09:36] ---
    It is a truly troublesome affair.
[09:40] ---
    H-Huh...?
SIGN    Exclusive
SIGN    No longer available
[09:43] ---
    Ahh! What's happening, Keroro-kun?!
[09:51] ---
    Dororo-san's signal disappeared!
[09:53] ---
    Disappeared?
[09:55] ---
    Huh? What? Huh?
[09:59] ---
    Time's up.
SIGN    No longer available
[10:01] ---
    Or should I say, no longer available.
[10:03] ---
    No longer available?
[10:04] ---
    Raised to a level that high,
SIGN    Level Up!
SIGN    Exclusive
[10:06] ---
    the effect wears off in no time.
[10:09] ---
    So when the exclusivity effect wears off...
SIGN    No longer available
[10:11] ---
    ...he returned to his
    normal, unnoticeable self?
[10:14] ---
    That is so mean...
[10:16] ---
    Then...
[10:18] ---
    The areas we invaded...
[10:19] ---
    ...are going back to normal!
[10:21] ---
    Or, like, complete repair?
[10:26] ---
    Gero...?
[10:27] ---
    Come to think of it,
    this plan was ridiculous!
[10:30] ---
    We were mad to carry it out
    in the first place.
[10:33] ---
    Sorry, the exclusivity effect was itself
    exclusive for a limited time only.
[10:37] ---
    For crying out loud! Why do you
    have to try and be clever?!
[10:40] ---
    Made you appreciate what
    I can do all the more, didn't it?
[10:46] ---
    I don't appreciate that at all, sir!
SIGN    Exclusive
[10:49] ---
    And so, this plan of the sergeant's
    once again ended in failure.
[10:54] ---
    However...
SIGN    Exclusive
[11:06] ---
    Woo! They're all exclusive products, sir!
[11:09] ---
    Exclusives!
[11:10] ---
    Is he an idiot?
SIGN    Celestial Encyclopedia 2007 Edition
[11:21] ---
    Today is Tanabata,
[11:23] ---
    said to be the one day in the year that Orihime
    and Hikoboshi are permitted to meet, but...
[11:29] ---
    I can't...
[11:32] ---
    No... Try harder.
[11:34] ---
    Ahhh... but...
[11:36] ---
    I really...
[11:39] ---
    What should I do... aaaah...
SIGN    Let's Look At The Universe
    Geologic Strata of Japan
    Celestial and Meteorological Science
[11:44] ---
    It's just impossible for me...
[11:45] ---
    Quit chickening out, darn you!
[11:47] ---
    You decided today was gonna be the day!
[11:50] ---
    Y-Yes...
[11:52] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[11:54] ---
    What's up, Nishizawa-san?
[11:57] ---
    Umm... I'm holding a Tanabata party
    at my house today.
SIGN    Tanabata Party Letter of Invitation
[12:02] ---
    If you'd like... um...
[12:04] ---
    ...I'd love it if you could come...
[12:07] ---
    Okay, sure!
[12:09] ---
    Thanks!
[12:10] ---
    Oh, yeah!
[12:12] ---
    I was just now doing some
    research on Tanabata.
[12:15] ---
    On Tanabata?
[12:17] ---
    Yeah. Personally, it's my feeling that
[12:19] ---
    Tanabata is actually based on a cosmic
    mythological epic centered around
[12:23] ---
    the celestial bodies Vega the Harp Star
    and Altair the Eagle Star,
SIGN    Harp Star / Vega
SIGN    Eagle Star / Altair
SIGN    Celestial Bodies / Cosmic Myth
[12:27] ---
    but what do you think, Nishizawa-san?
[12:29] ---
    Umm.
[12:30] ---
    I think Tanabata is a kind of
    sad story, don't you think?
[12:35] ---
    Only being able to meet once a year...
[12:38] ---
    But I think it shows the strength of
    the feelings that hold them together.
[12:44] ---
    Because they can only
    meet once a year.
[12:49] ---
    Only once a year...
[12:58] ---
    Hey! What are you gettin' all down for?!
[13:01] ---
    You finally invited Fuyuki-kun
    to your party, didn't you?!
[13:06] ---
    I'm... someone normal to Fuyuki-kun.
    Someone he can see every day...
[13:11] ---
    Well, duh!
[13:12] ---
    So what?
[13:16] ---
    Only once a year...
[13:20] ---
    Please!
[13:21] ---
    L-Lady Momoka?!
[13:23] ---
    Please...
[13:25] ---
    Please make me a limited exclusive!
SIGN    Limited Exclusive?
[13:27] ---
    A limited exclusive?
[13:31] ---
    Momoka, A Tanabata Exclusive, Sir!
[13:37] ---
    I heard from Tama-chan.
[13:39] ---
    You have a gun which makes you more
    noticeable by turning you into a limited exclusive.
SIGN    "Improve your fortunes! Everything's exclusive" Gun
[13:43] ---
    Well... we do have one, that's true, but...
SIGN    Exclusive
[13:47] ---
    Uhh... but, why?
[13:49] ---
    I can't just be someone normal he meets
    every day and never thinks twice about!
[13:55] ---
    I... I want...
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun?
[14:00] ---
    I want to be Fuyuki-kun's Orihime!
[14:03] ---
    L-Lady Momoka...
[14:05] ---
    Please listen to Momocchi's request.
SIGN    Super-MAX
[14:12] ---
    As you requested.
[14:14] ---
    I set the level to Super-MAX.
[14:17] ---
    But in exchange...
[14:19] ---
    ...the exclusivity effect will only
    last about three hours, got it?
[14:23] ---
    I don't mind.
[14:25] ---
    That's more than enough.
[14:27] ---
    I'll nail this before the
    Tanabata party is over!
[14:30] ---
    Okay! I'm going to fire!
[14:33] ---
    Please!
[14:34] ---
    So, you'll find the bill in the mail,
    and here we go!
SIGN    Bill
[14:37] ---
    I knew it.
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[14:46] ---
    This is the Nishizawa family
    Tanabata party venue.
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[15:01] ---
    This is... amazing...
[15:03] ---
    Even I can feel it, the overwhelming feeling
    of exclusivity flowing from my body.
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[15:08] ---
    Tanabata exclusive!
[15:09] ---
    There's no way this can go wrong!
[15:12] ---
    What appreciative light in which
    her form is enshrouded!
[15:15] ---
    What rare exclusivity!
[15:17] ---
    Tonight's milady Momoka...
    We cannot even look at her directly!
[15:23] ---
    People are approaching milady Momoka!
[15:25] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Exclusive
[15:26] ---
    It's a miracle to meet you today!
     What an exclusive opportunity!
[15:30] ---
    If I miss this chance, I may not get another
    for the rest of my life! It's that exclusive!
[15:33] ---
    U-Um...
[15:35] ---
    Is there something I can help you with?
[15:37] ---
    You seem so exclusive that I want
     to snap you up without delay!
[15:39] ---
    I'm sorry... I have a prior engagement...
[15:43] ---
    Come on!
     I've got a battle ahead of me!
[15:47] ---
    You're getting in the way!
SIGN    Exclusive
[15:50] ---
    A collector's edition...
    you seem that exclusive!
[15:53] ---
    A super-rare item...
    you seem that exclusive!
[15:56] ---
    Why?!
SIGN    Exclusive
SIGN    Exclusive
SIGN    Why does this happen?!
[15:58] ---
    Why did this happen?!
[16:00] ---
    Protect milady!
[16:05] ---
    Milady Momoka!
[16:06] ---
    Stand back!
[16:07] ---
    Yoshiokadaira!
[16:09] ---
    I've come to... save...
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[16:19] ---
    Yoshiokadaira?
[16:22] ---
    It's you... You are my one and only!
[16:25] ---
    You seem that exclusive!
[16:27] ---
    What?!
[16:30] ---
    M-M-Milady...
SIGN    Exclusive
[16:32] ---
    I want to protect you, even at the cost
    of my life. You seem that exclusive!
[16:36] ---
    But what I want to be is...
[16:39] ---
    ...Fuyuki-kun's...
[16:41] ---
    ...one and only!
[16:45] ---
    Stupid frog!
[16:48] ---
    Is this your fault?
[16:49] ---
    Gero? Gero? Gero?!
SIGN    Toilet Disappeared?!
[16:51] ---
    Toilet disappeared!
[16:52] ---
    I... didn't do anything, ma'am!
[16:55] ---
    I'm innocent, ma'am!
[16:56] ---
    And...
[16:57] ---
    ...all the laundry you washed is gone,
     as well. Want to explain that?!
SIGN    Laundry Disappeared?!
[17:01] ---
    Laundry disappeared!
[17:03] ---
    G-Gero... What's going on?
[17:06] ---
    Isn't it because you used
    that exclusivity gun?
[17:09] ---
    Exclusivity gun?
[17:11] ---
    C-Come to think of it...
[17:22] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Gundam Models Disappeared?!
[17:24] ---
    Gundam models disappeared!
[17:26] ---
    Hm? Did I forget to mention?
[17:29] ---
    Everything that runs past its exclusive
    availability time limit vanishes.
[17:34] ---
    What?! For real?!
SIGN    Exclusive
SIGN    No longer available
[17:40] ---
    No longer available!
SIGN    No-longer-available products Disposal facility
[17:41] ---
    If items kept hanging around after their
    exclusive availability period was over,
[17:45] ---
    then we couldn't feel appreciative of
    exclusive items at all now, could we?
SIGN    Black Hole
[17:57] ---
    Gero! No way!
[17:59] ---
    Wait just a second!
    Then, what about Momocchi?!
[18:02] ---
    Is Momocchi going to disappear,
    as well, once the time runs out?
[18:06] ---
    Everything that's made exclusive disappears
    when its availability period is over.
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[18:11] ---
    No exceptions.
[18:14] ---
    What can I do?
    My time's going to run out.
[18:17] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[18:24] ---
    Nishizawa-san! Where are you?!
[18:26] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[18:28] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[18:30] ---
    I can't let it end like this.
[18:32] ---
    I can't let it end like this!
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
[18:46] ---
    M-Milady!
[18:51] ---
    Wh-What impossibly difficult
    to approach exclusivity!
[18:56] ---
    Will you...
[18:58] ---
    ...frickin' move already?!
[19:07] ---
    Milady!
[19:15] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:18] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[19:23] ---
    I'm... I'm finally alone with Fuyuki-kun...
SIGN    Tanabata Exclusive
SIGN    No longer available
[19:29] ---
    Now I'll be bound to Fuyuki-kun by
    exclusively once-a-year strong feelings!
SIGN    No longer available
[19:37] ---
    Huh? What...?
[19:41] ---
    Why...?
[19:43] ---
    I'm disappearing?
[19:46] ---
    Nishizawa-san?!
[19:48] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:50] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[19:52] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[19:54] ---
    Nishizawa-san!!
[20:00] ---
    Nishizawa-san! Nishizawa-san!
[20:08] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[20:11] ---
    Fuyuki... kun...?
[20:13] ---
    I'm so glad you came to!
[20:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun... I...
[20:26] ---
    I still think Orihime and Hikoboshi would
     be happier if they could meet every day!
[20:33] ---
    What brought that on, so suddenly?
[20:35] ---
    Oh... no, I...
[20:36] ---
    It's nothing...
[20:39] ---
    You'd better not get any closer.
[20:42] ---
    Keroro-san and the rest?
[20:44] ---
    Take a look behind you.
[20:46] ---
    That's a black hole.
SIGN    Here
[20:48] ---
    It'll suck in anything.
[20:52] ---
    Honestly!
[20:53] ---
    If Master Fuyuki hadn't contacted us,
[20:56] ---
    you'd have been on the way to
    being disposed of, Lady Momoka!
[20:59] ---
    That was close!
[21:01] ---
    Let's head back, Nishizawa-san.
[21:03] ---
    Right!
[21:10] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[21:13] ---
    In any event, I'm glad you're safe, ma'am!
[21:16] ---
    Gero!
[21:17] ---
    And? The toilet and laundry
    that disappeared?!
[21:20] ---
    U-Um...
[21:22] ---
    I think Sergeant Keroro has had
    quite enough of exclusive items.
[21:26] ---
    Ah, speaking of disappearances...
SIGN    No longer available
[21:28] ---
    Keroro-kun!!
SIGN    Here
[21:30] ---
    Ah... I knew it...
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of tasty is
     "I don't wanna eat it."
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Oishii no hantai wa tabetakunaai
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    The opposite of a bigwig is a bighead.
[21:46] [SONG] ---
    Erai hito no hantai wa erasou na hito
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    There are all kinds of opposites, but
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Hantai ni mo iroiro aru keredo
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    "I really, really, really hate you"
    means I like you a little bit.
[21:54] [SONG] ---
    Daaidaai daaikirai tte chotto suki na koto
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:05] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:07] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:09] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:13] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:15] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    When a champion goes down,
    they're just another guy.
[22:21] [SONG] ---
    Champion mo taorerya tada no hito
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Earth is round and rolls easily.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Chikyuu wa marukute korogeyasui
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    But that's where it starts to go easy on you.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Demo soko kara ga yasashii no sa
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    You can face any, any, any
    which way and get back up again.
[22:32] [SONG] ---
    Docchi o docchi o docchi
    o muite mo tachinaoreru yo
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:40] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:47] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over and wa-ha-ha!
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette wa-ha-ha
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
    Spin it, turn it, once around.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Spin it, turn it, once around, and
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    Kurutto mawatte ikkaiten de
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    Flip it over, and flip it over,
    and flip it over, and
[23:00] [SONG] ---
    hikkurikaette hikkurikaette hikkurikaette
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    Wa-ha-ha!
[23:03] [SONG] ---
    wa-ha-ha
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo.
[23:09] ---
    For someone like myself who adores nature,
[23:11] ---
    modern conveniences are unnecessary.
[23:13] ---
    But when he gets behind the wheel...
SIGN    WARNING LEVEL 5
[23:15] ---
    Uwoooorrhhhh! Launch!
[23:17] ---
    The perfect fusion!
[23:19] ---
    FUSION!
SIGN    Exploitarian alien
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that.
    We're starting with the climax!
[23:23] ---
    "Urere: King of Trains, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Giroro: The Beautiful Girl and the
    Liquid Keronian, Sir!"
SIGN    Keroron
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E169 - Urere: King of Trains, Sir! / Giroro: The Beautiful Girl and the Liquid Keronian, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    At last! 2 jackpot winners: 600 million yen each Some of the gold discovered!
[01:31] ---
    Intergalactic Net News.
SIGN    Disaster for Mr. Urere One of his invaded planets stolen by a Exploitarian alien
[01:33] ---
    "A disaster has befallen
    the popular invader Urere."
[01:36] ---
    He has had one of his invaded planets
    stolen by an Exploitarian alien.
[01:40] ---
    Brazenly swiping someone else's credit...
[01:43] ---
    What an outrageous guy, sir!
SIGN    You, too!!
[01:44] ---
    You're one to talk, Sergeant.
[01:47] ---
    I have never once done anything—
[01:50] ---
    Gero?
[01:55] ---
    Gero...
[02:00] ---
    Here I come!
[02:05] ---
    Urere: King of Trains, Sir!
[02:10] ---
    This man's name is Urere.
[02:12] ---
    He is a freelance popular invader, who is often
    talked about on the Intergalactic Net.
[02:17] ---
    So, about the invasion of
    Pekopon I'm considering.
[02:20] ---
    I don't mind if you guys
    take the credit for it.
[02:23] ---
    What?
[02:25] ---
    I have not been requested
    by anyone this time, you see.
[02:28] ---
    It's my own private invasion.
[02:30] ---
    P-Private...?
[02:32] ---
    I thought of a new invasion method, you see.
[02:35] ---
    I came to test it.
[02:37] ---
    A new invasion method?
[02:39] ---
    Sir?
[02:41] ---
    Yep. Well, look forward to it.
SIGN    Do your shopping at Nakadoori Shopping Center Summer Sales Now On!!
[03:06] ---
    Gero!
[03:08] ---
    I-Invading Pekopon with... a train, sir?
[03:11] ---
    It's good! It's great! It's awesome!
[03:14] ---
    Pekoponian society
SIGN    Development of Transportation
[03:16] ---
    developed in concert with
    methods of transportation,
[03:19] ---
    and by now could not exist without them.
[03:23] ---
    In other words...
[03:24] ---
    If we seize control of transportation,
    the Pekopon invasion will be completed!
SIGN    Complete!
[03:30] ---
    Still... I can't believe you accomplished
    this much in a single night!
SIGN    Hinata House
[03:34] ---
    Woke up to find the whole city
    covered in railroad tracks.
[03:39] ---
    Isn't this a problem?
[03:40] ---
    No need to worry about that.
[03:44] ---
    Nishizawa Peach Group!
[03:46] ---
    I see! It wouldn't be strange for
    Momocchi's family to do something as big as this!
[03:51] ---
    Let me make this clear:
[03:53] ---
    I am, from the start, at the climax!
SIGN    Do your shopping at Nakadoori Shopping Center Summer Sales Now On!!
[04:04] ---
    I've always wanted to try this once!
    Going to school by train!
SIGN    Shortly arriving at Kissho Academy ☆☆☆ Keroro News ☆☆☆
[04:08] ---
    It's kinda sudden, but...
    this is so much less hassle, isn't it?
[04:11] ---
    We'll have to thank Nishizawa-san.
[04:14] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[04:16] ---
    Foolish Pekoponians!
[04:18] ---
    You have already been invaded by us!
[04:21] ---
    Without our train, you won't
    be able to go on living!
[04:26] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero.
[04:34] ---
    Kadoyama Bookstore. Kadoyama Bookstore.
[04:38] ---
    Exit on the left.
[04:42] ---
    It's a shame I won't be able to bike to
    work anymore, but... wow, this was easy!
[04:52] ---
    This invasion operation is...
    This invasion operation is...
[04:56] ---
    ...the best!
[04:59] ---
    Yahoo!
[05:01] ---
    The corporal found his childhood blood
    coursing through him again!
[05:05] ---
    Pekopon invasion level
    by train is on the rise!
[05:09] [SONG] ---
    I am a locomotive express driver!
SIGN    Western Sweets: Ayakomaaru
[05:14] ---
    Sweet shop!
[05:18] ---
    Invasion level rising further!
[05:22] ---
    Run! DoroLiner!
[05:24] ---
    You and I are as one!
[05:27] ---
    Rapid express to the ends of the world!
SIGN    Safety First
[05:30] ---
    Go!
SIGN    Depot
[05:32] ---
    Successfully into the depot!
[05:36] ---
    The invasion level's looking
    better and better, Uncle!
[05:40] ---
    Or, like, traverse Japan?
[05:42] ---
    Gero gero.
[05:43] ---
    Who would've thought such a perfect invasion
    plan would be dropped right into our laps?
[05:50] ---
    Oh, it's time for a snack.
[05:52] ---
    Time to move on to carrying out
    the optional portion of the plan!
[05:56] ---
    Born from a peach, I am...
SIGN    Momokamen Symbol
[06:04] ---
    ...Momokamen!
SIGN    Product demonstration in progress...
[06:05] ---
    Those instant dumplings on your waist,
[06:09] ---
    won't you give me one?
[06:12] ---
    Sell me some!
[06:12] ---
    Me, too!
[06:13] ---
    I want some, too!
[06:14] ---
    Moé!
[06:17] ---
    As expected from the popular invader.
SIGN    Momokamen Symbol Instant Dumplings NPG Contains ten!
[06:20] ---
    Instant dumplings with the
    Momokamen symbol?
[06:23] ---
    Yes. Since we have the opportunity,
     let's use the Nishizawa Peach Group branding
SIGN    Contains ten!
[06:27] ---
    and sell things within the train!
[06:29] ---
    Gero!
[06:30] ---
    Not only is he letting us have the
    invasion, but also an extra allowance.
[06:33] ---
    What an admirable Mr. Nice Guy!
[06:38] ---
    Who frickin' gave you permission
    to use my name, huh?!!
SIGN    Planet Keron ☆
    This week's movies:
    #2 Live Heart 5.0
    #1 Meri & Degu's Love Story
[06:42] ---
    Assuming the name of the Nishizawa Peach
    Group without permission is extremely insolent,
[06:46] ---
    Master Keroro.
[06:48] ---
    And to make matters worse, it is as part of an
    act of invasion. This cannot go overlooked.
[06:52] ---
    Wha?!
[06:53] ---
    Urere never got permission for us?!
SIGN    Unauthorized Usage
[06:56] ---
    Of course he didn't.
[06:58] ---
    All right, all right. There's no need to
    get so angry over something so trivial.
[07:02] ---
    Of course the word "invasion"
    would make you say that, but...
[07:05] ---
    The truth is, you see...
[07:07] ---
    O-Oh! So that is the
    motivation behind all this!
[07:11] ---
    Huh?
[07:11] ---
    Okay.
[07:13] ---
    The Nishizawa Peach Group will do everything
    in its power to help you with this plan.
[07:17] ---
    Huuuuuh?!
[07:19] ---
    I-Incredible. What a popular invader.
[07:22] ---
    This is what it means to talk
    the talk and walk the walk.
SIGN    Super-Rich
[07:25] ---
    And if the Nishizawa Peach Group
    will lend us a hand,
[07:29] ---
    progress will speed up
    at an accelerated rate!
[07:32] ---
    Our invasion of Pekopon will be
    complete in the blink of an eye, sir!
SIGN    Invasion Complete
[07:39] ---
    He who controls the train controls Pekopon!
[07:47] ---
    I am the King of Trains!
SIGN    Den...
[07:53] ---
    Or, in Japanese, Den—
[07:54] ---
    Uncle! Sighted an giant battleship
    closing in on Pekopon!
[07:59] ---
    Or, like, blackship invades?
[08:02] ---
    Or, like, hostile aircraft?
SIGN    Hostile Aircraft!!
[08:04] ---
    Fantastic!
[08:06] ---
    Wonderful! How wonderful!
    They've fallen right for it!
SIGN    Planet Keron ☆
    Culture / Comedy News
    °° Musical actress Meri-san's
    success story
[08:11] ---
    It appears so.
SIGN    Outsider
[08:12] ---
    Gero? What are you talking about, sir?
SIGN    Emergency Stop
[08:23] ---
    Wh-What's going on, sir?
SIGN    V Mart
SIGN    Abara Pharmacy
SIGN    Local Sake Echigoya
[08:27] ---
    And coming back is easy-peasy, too!
[08:31] ---
    Natsumi's... Natsumi's riding my train!
SIGN    Shortly arriving at Supermarket Ooba...
SIGN    Emergency Alert
SIGN    WARNING LEVEL 5
[08:37] ---
    What?
[08:47] ---
    Giro!
[08:50] ---
    Wah... I'm the only one stuck in the depot...
[08:52] ---
    What's going on?
[08:59] ---
    W-W-W-Wait!
    Where are you taking that thing, sir?!
[09:03] ---
    U-Urere-san... What is...?
[09:06] ---
    Of course, they're off to take down
    the battleship heading for Pekopon.
[09:11] ---
    One of those hostile aliens who
    profits at the expense of others,
SIGN    Exploitarian alien
[09:14] ---
    an Exploitarian alien!
[09:17] ---
    He's always watching my movements,
    planning to swipe the planets I've invaded.
[09:23] ---
    And just as expected,
[09:24] ---
    he learned that my invasion of Pekopon was
    proceeding smoothly and showed up.
[09:29] ---
    Not realizing that it was a trap.
[09:31] ---
    A... a trap?
SIGN    Trap
[09:33] ---
    Yep. I'll be rid of him today!
[09:58] ---
    Ahh! My...
[10:00] ---
    ...my KeroLiner!
[10:03] ---
    My finishing attack...
[10:04] ---
    Part 999!
[10:24] ---
    Thanks to you, the Earth was protected.
[10:27] ---
    I am grateful.
[10:29] ---
    H-How come you explained the situation
    to Master Paul and Lady Momoka,
[10:33] ---
    but you wouldn't tell us the truth?
[10:37] ---
    Because there was a higher probability that
    the operation would fail if I told you.
[10:42] ---
    Besides, if you want to deceive your foes,
    you must deceive your friends first!
[10:47] ---
    Okay, see you again!
[10:54] ---
    All right, Keroro-san.
    The rest is up to you, okay?
[10:58] ---
    Removing the rails around the city.
[11:00] ---
    C-Can't the Nishizawa Group take care of—
[11:04] ---
    No.
[11:06] ---
    Gero! That's too much to ask, sir!
[11:09] ---
    What we're saying is, at least
    clean up after yourself, jerk!
[11:13] ---
    Know when something's too good to be true!
[11:15] ---
    Before relying on someone else,
    put in the effort yourself first!
[11:19] ---
    GiroLiner!
[11:21] ---
    M-My...
[11:24] ---
    ...my... youuuuuth!
[11:41] ---
    There!
[11:50] ---
    What?!
[11:51] ---
    A new assassin from Shurara
    at the Oshigotonin:
SIGN    Giruru
[11:54] ---
    Sanzu-River Giruru!
[12:06] ---
    I am immortal.
[12:08] ---
    You cannot defeat me!
[12:11] ---
    Giruru!
[12:13] ---
    Then how about this?!
[12:29] ---
    How dare you...
[12:31] ---
    What?!
[12:32] ---
    For this... I will definitely...
[12:36] ---
    ...make you pay!
[12:39] ---
    As punishment, I will find the
    Pekoponian you hold dearest...
[12:43] ---
    ...Hinata Natsumi...
[12:44] ---
    ...and punish her!
[12:52] ---
    Giroro: The Beautiful Girl
    and the Liquid Keronian, Sir!
SIGN    Overwater Warehouse #3
SIGN    Overwater Warehouse #2
[13:07] ---
    Hm? What's this red puddle?
[13:11] ---
    Wha?! Corporal Giroro?!
[13:14] ---
    Keroro! Please respond! Keroro!
[13:17] ---
    Even my communicator has been liquefied!
[13:20] ---
    I have to get back as quickly as possible
     to the Hinata house, or Natsumi will...
SIGN    Overwater Warehouse #3
SIGN    Overwater Warehouse #2
[13:25] ---
    Are you okay, Corporal Giroro?!
[13:30] ---
    I... I thought I was dead...
[13:37] ---
    Wagh! Stop it! Would you stop that?!
[13:47] ---
    Enough...
[13:50] ---
    That Giruru... He plans to go after Natsumi?!
[13:53] ---
    I have to hurry!
[13:56] ---
    This is the Galactic Bath, inside
    the Keroro Platoon's secret base.
[14:02] ---
    I did it! I reached the base!
[14:05] ---
    How horribly unhygenic.
[14:07] ---
    This is because no one cleans except for me.
SIGN    Keroron
[14:11] ---
    Dororo! It's me, Giroro!
[14:13] ---
    Answer me, Dororo!
[14:16] ---
    A liquid Keronian from an
    experimental unit is after Natsumi!
[14:21] ---
    Who in heavens splatted paint here?
[14:25] ---
    Can't you, cancha, can't you hear
    my voi... my voice, Dororo?!
[14:28] ---
    I only just cleaned that!
SIGN    He can't hear you
[14:30] ---
    Can't hear.
[14:32] ---
    W-Wait, Dororo, wait!
[14:34] ---
    It's me, Giroro!
SIGN    Squeeeeze
[14:37] ---
    Don't squeeze me!
[14:40] ---
    Honestly. They make such a mess.
    Where would they be without me?
[14:44] ---
    Arghhh!
SIGN    Training
[14:50] ---
    Training!
[14:51] ---
    Last spurt!
[14:59] ---
    Training finished!
SIGN    Training Over
[15:01] ---
    I built up a good sweat!
SIGN    My Water Station Melon Cola Lemonade Banana Orange
[15:05] ---
    Tamama! It's me! Tamama!
[15:12] ---
    Th-This is...
SIGN    In the Jug!!
[15:14] ---
    He's in the jug!
SIGN    Melon Cola Lemonade Banana Orange
[15:15] ---
    When did a strawberry soda get here?
[15:18] ---
    Who are you calling a strawberry soda?!
SIGN    He can't hear you
[15:22] ---
    Can't hear.
[15:23] ---
    Fizzy and fresh! Looks delicious!
[15:27] ---
    H-Hey! Stop, Tamama!
[15:29] ---
    It's me, Giroro! Don't drink me!
SIGN    My Water Station Melon Cola Lemonade Banana Orange
SIGN    Ahhhhhh!
[15:34] ---
    Ahhhhhh! One more glass!
[15:42] ---
    That red veggie juice... it is disgusting...
[15:47] ---
    Serves you right.
    I am not red veggie juice!
SIGN    Kululu
[15:50] ---
    Well, then... I don't like doing this, but...
[15:54] ---
    Kululu! Please return my body to normal.
[15:57] ---
    Quickly! If we don't hurry, Natsumi will—
[16:01] ---
    He's observing the Hinata house?
    ...For security?
[16:07] ---
    Best shot, oh yeah!
[16:09] ---
    No, it's... as I thought,
    to stalk Hinata Aki...
[16:13] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[16:17] ---
    And it's done!
SIGN    Harden!
    Pururun
[16:19] ---
    Phew! But there's still
    lots of time before dinner.
[16:23] ---
    I'll put the oil solidifier in right now,
[16:26] ---
    and then... it's a little bit early,
    but... I think I'll have a bath.
[16:32] ---
    B-B-B-B-B-B-Bath?!
[16:35] ---
    It's dangerous to go near liquids right now!
[16:41] ---
    I... I've finally started dabbling...
[16:44] ---
    ...in that forbidden world...
[16:45] ---
    ...of making Gundam models that
    ignore the original setting!
[16:50] ---
    Keroro! Quickly, take me...
[16:52] ---
    Take me to Natsumi!
SIGN    He can't hear you
[16:54] ---
    Like I've been saying, he can't hear you.
[17:02] ---
    Gero?
[17:03] ---
    Huh? Isn't there kinda... more of it?
[17:06] ---
    Ahh, I'll just paint it like this, sir!
[17:09] ---
    S-Stop it! It's me! It's Giroro!
[17:12] ---
    D-Don't paint me!
[17:16] ---
    Char's custom red White Base,
    finally completed!
[17:20] ---
    With horn!
[17:21] ---
    Huh?
[17:22] ---
    But isn't a red White Base
     a contradiction?
[17:25] ---
    That said, Red Base doesn't
    really roll off the tongue...
[17:29] ---
    Red Trojan Horse...? Nahh...
[17:32] ---
    Gero?!
[17:33] ---
    S-Somehow it turned back into just
    a regular old White Base, sir.
[17:38] ---
    Ah, this must be! This must be a punishment
    from the god of Gundam models, sir!
[17:42] ---
    I'm sorry, sir! God of Gundam models!
[17:47] ---
    I don't have the time to be fooling
    around with you and your hobbies!
[17:51] ---
    Is that... a drainpipe?
[17:53] ---
    Right! I'll follow that and
    get into the Hinata house!
[18:05] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[18:08] ---
    Right now, I'm...
[18:10] ---
    I'm in the bath with...
[18:28] ---
    This must be that stupid frog's doing again!
[18:31] ---
    You won't frighten me so easily!
[18:34] ---
    A-At this rate...!
[18:42] ---
    Somehow... Somehow I have to communicate
    to Natsumi that danger is approaching.
[18:48] ---
    You're not getting away.
[18:50] ---
    N-Natsumi! L-Listen to—
SIGN    She can't hear you
[18:53] ---
    She can't hear you.
[18:54] ---
    Take this!
[18:56] ---
    Listen to what I have to say!
[19:02] ---
    I'm not done with you yet.
[19:14] ---
    I'll evaporate you!
[19:18] ---
    So this... This is how it ends for me?
[19:21] ---
    But if I can't return to
    my normal body anymore...
[19:25] ---
    ...then meeting my end by Natsumi's hands...
[19:30] ---
    That is also fate...
[19:32] ---
    No... I cannot accept such a fate!
[19:39] ---
    That's...!
[19:41] ---
    Giruru!
[19:42] ---
    No, you don't!
[19:49] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:51] ---
    Stop your futile struggling
    and be absorbed by me!
[19:55] ---
    Absolutely no way!
[19:59] ---
    Girururururu!
[20:01] ---
    C-Could that be...
[20:03] ---
    ...Giroro?!
SIGN    Harden!
    Pururun
[20:09] ---
    That's...
[20:10] ---
    ...if I'm not mistaken...
[20:13] ---
    Okay! Prepare yourself, Giruru!
SIGN    Harden!
    Pururun
SIGN    Harden!
    Pururun
[20:26] ---
    Huh?
[20:30] ---
    Wibblewibble! Wobblewobble.
[20:33] ---
    Why...?
SIGN    Harden! Pururun
[20:36] ---
    The oil solidifier!
[20:38] ---
    Not solidified oil,
    but solidified liquid Keronian!
SIGN    Solidified
[20:43] ---
    Wow, so this is a Keronian, too?
[20:46] ---
    I'll send this guy back to HQ later, sir!
[20:51] ---
    Thanks, Giroro.
[20:53] ---
    Hmph. I only did what was natural to do.
[21:02] ---
    Come on, guys, let's all swim together!
[21:05] ---
    One, two, three, four!
[21:05] ---
    I don't really...
[21:08] ---
    Then we'll go ahead of you, Master Fuyuki!
[21:10] ---
    Hop!
[21:11] ---
    Nin!
[21:11] ---
    Woo!
[21:12] ---
    There!
[21:20] ---
    That day, a mysterious red tide spread
    around Inner-Tokyo's municipal pool.
[21:25] ---
    Swimming was banned in it
     from that day forth.
[21:32] ---
    Char Custom.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Ghostly Phenomenon
[23:07] ---
    It's Natsumi.
[23:08] ---
    It's Pururu.
[23:09] ---
    Keronians look like tadpoles
    when they're small.
SIGN    Cucuruz Doan
[23:13] ---
    So... even Galulu used to be a tadpole?
[23:16] ---
    Of course!
[23:17] ---
    Wowww! I can't even imagine it!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that. Chytrids are scary!
[23:23] ---
    "Fuyuki & Keroro:
    Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E170 - Fuyuki & Keroro: Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir! / Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:34] ---
    Spine-chilling monsters
    lurk in schools at night.
[02:06] ---
    Please... stop it, Satsuki...
[02:09] ---
    Not yet. The really scary part
     is yet to come.
[02:13] ---
    And then... the next day, when they
    looked in the school courtyard...
[02:21] ---
    Fuyuki & Keroro:
    Unveil the Seven Mysteries, Sir!
[02:27] ---
    And there...
[02:29] ---
    ...instead of books...
[02:31] ---
    ...holding a butcher's knife
    covered in blood...
SIGN    Ninomiya Kinjiro
[02:36] ---
    ...was a statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro!
[02:41] ---
    Hm? Ninomiya Kinjiro?
[02:43] ---
    It's a pretty well-known story,
    one of Kissho Academy's seven mysteries.
[02:48] ---
    W-Well, yes, this kind of tale
    is nothing new.
[02:51] ---
    It's true, I tell you! Some of the other kids
    say they've seen way more than that!
[02:55] ---
    The majority of those types of stories have
    no actual relation to any ghostly phenomenon,
SIGN    White Shadow
[03:00] ---
    and have logical explanations.
SIGN    Dead pampas grass
[03:03] ---
    It's a bit of a shame.
SIGN    Occult Club President Hinata Fuyuki
[03:05] ---
    A statement worthy of the
    Occult Club President!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Seven Mysteries
[03:08] ---
    For example, the first of the seven
    mysteries of Kissho Academy...
SIGN    Mystery One
SIGN    The Forbidden Toilet
[03:12] ---
    ...is the forbidden toilet whose door
    doesn't open even though there's no one inside.
[03:16] ---
    When I investigated it, I found
    that the door was just poorly constructed.
SIGN    Grriiiiikkkk
SIGN    Mystery Two
[03:22] ---
    And the anatomical model in the science
    lab that weeps on rainy nights...
SIGN    The Weeping Anatomical Model
[03:30] ---
    ...was just a leaky roof dripping down
    from the ceiling onto the model's face.
SIGN    Leaky Ceiling Drops
[03:36] ---
    Master Fuyuki, that's quite
    some detective work, sir!
[03:41] ---
    Then... what about the running
    statue of Ninomiya Kinjirou?
SIGN    Running Statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro
SIGN    The White Face that Appears in the Mirror on the 3rd Floor of the North Building
[03:44] ---
    The white face that appears in the mirror
    on the 3rd floor of the north building?!
SIGN    AV Room
SIGN    Uuuuuuuuuuh...
SIGN    The Snivelling Voice
    that Can be Heard from
    the AV Room at 2 a.m.
[03:47] ---
    The snivelling voice that can be heard
    from the AV room at 2 a.m.?!
SIGN    The Stairs that have a Different Number of Steps When You Go Up and When You Go Down
[03:53] ---
    The stairs that have a different number of steps
    when you go up and when you go down?
[03:58] ---
    Can you explain all of those?!
[04:00] ---
    Well, I'm not done investigating yet...
[04:02] ---
    Gero gerori.
[04:04] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[04:06] ---
    As a great detective,
    my little grey cells and I
SIGN    Little Grey Cells
SIGN    Mysteries
[04:10] ---
    will show you we can solve all
    of those mysteries, ma'am!
[04:14] ---
    Yes, yes.
[04:21] ---
    Are you sure it's all right
    just to come in like this?
[04:24] ---
    Wh-Wh-What relation does this have
    to the invasion of Pekopon?
[04:28] ---
    If I show her how swiftly and effortlessly
    I can solve these mysteries,
[04:32] ---
    Lady Natsumi will gain some
    slight respect for me, sir!
[04:36] ---
    I-I-Isn't there some other strategy
    that could achieve that?
[04:48] ---
    Mr. Corporal, it is a mirror.
[04:51] ---
    What?
[04:52] ---
    That's one of the seven mysteries,
[04:54] ---
    the mirror on the 3rd floor
    of the north building.
SIGN    Mystery Three
SIGN    North Building
    Mirror On The 3rd Floor
[04:59] ---
    And a white face appears here?
[05:02] ---
    Does it look like this?
[05:10] ---
    Lessee.
[05:12] ---
    Noooo! Why is there a
    bloodied handprint there?!
SIGN    Unconscious
[05:15] ---
    He's unconscious.
SIGN    Facial Pack
[05:17] ---
    Ah, my pores are so dirty.
[05:20] ---
    I see.
[05:22] ---
    I have solved the entire mystery!
[05:24] ---
    Already?!
[05:27] ---
    A horrifying and sad truth
    lies behind this case.
[05:33] ---
    A veteran with a scarred face,
[05:35] ---
    embroiled in a family quarrel revolving
    around his grandfather's inheritance...
SIGN    Family Quarrel
    Mystery
    Succession to the Inheritance
    Masked Man
    Mystery
[05:39] ---
    That's not it, Sarge.
[05:40] ---
    Gero?!
[05:42] ---
    This is paint.
[05:44] ---
    Paint?
SIGN    Art Room
[05:46] ---
    It's right across from the art room.
[05:58] ---
    Look carefully, Sis.
    It's a plaster bust for sketching!
[06:02] ---
    A... a bust?
[06:05] ---
    This was the real identity of
    the white face in the mirror!
[06:11] ---
    When you figure these things out,
    it's surprisingly... underwhelming, isn't it?
SIGN    Mystery Four
[06:17] ---
    The next of the seven mysteries...
SIGN    AV Room
[06:19] ---
    ...is the snivelling voice that can be
    heard from the AV room at 2 a.m.
SIGN    The Snivelling Voice
    that Can be Heard from
    the AV Room at 2 a.m.
[06:28] ---
    This is... "5... yen... statue?"
SIGN    500 Million Yen Crime Reaches Statute of Limitations
[06:31] ---
    "500 million yen crime reaches
    statute of limitations"...
[06:35] ---
    I see! I've got it, sir!
[06:39] ---
    That 500 million yen robbery!
[06:41] ---
    The culprit hid the money
    he stole in this AV room!
SIGN    500 million yen
[06:45] ---
    And so that no one would find that out,
[06:47] ---
    he used a tape recorder to record a
    snivelling voice and had it play at nights,
SIGN    Snivelling
[06:52] ---
    so that everyone would be
    too scared to approach it. And then...
[06:55] ---
    That's not it, Sarge.
[06:56] ---
    Ge!
[06:57] ---
    The hint is "2 a.m.."
[07:00] ---
    What's showing on TV
    Inner-Tokyo at that time?
SIGN    2:00 [SUB] Captain Geroro (FINAL) (Repeat) 2:30 [SUB] Gerlock
[07:02] ---
    Reruns of Captain Geroro!
SIGN    Uuuuuuuuuuh...
[07:08] ---
    S-Someone's in there!
[07:10] ---
    Sh. Keep it down.
SIGN    Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
[07:15] ---
    It must be the teacher on night duty!
SIGN    Uuuuuuuuuuuh...
[07:21] ---
    It's Captain Geroro!
[07:23] ---
    Yes. Today is the last episode of
    the first season of Captain Geroro.
[07:27] ---
    That episode always brings
    tears to my eyes, sir.
[07:30] ---
    The teacher must have been
    watching this every week.
[07:34] ---
    The truth was that stupid?
[07:37] ---
    The next mystery.
SIGN    Mystery Five
SIGN    The Stairs that have
    a Different Number Of Steps
    When You Go Up and When You Go Down
[07:39] ---
    The stairs that have a different number of steps
    when you go up and when you go down...
[07:43] ---
    This is the easiest one by far, sir!
[07:45] ---
    Y-You've got it already?
[07:47] ---
    What if the one counting the number of steps
[07:50] ---
    was 556?
[07:58] ---
    Don't be silly. Even 556-san
    can at least count properly.
SIGN    Calligraphy Club Fuurinkazan Simple Meals Bright Future
[08:04] ---
    Works by the Calligraphy Club!
[08:06] ---
    Oh, I get it!
[08:08] ---
    It's because, while they were
    counting the number of steps,
[08:10] ---
    one of them asked what level
    they'd reached in calligraphy!
SIGN    1 step
[08:15] ---
    1, 2, 3...
SIGN    2 steps
SIGN    3 steps
[08:18] ---
    Hey, what level are you in calligraphy?
[08:21] ---
    4.
SIGN    4 steps
[08:21] ---
    Wow, that's impressive...
[08:23] ---
    It's not that amazing.
SIGN    5 steps
[08:24] ---
    5, 6...
SIGN    6 steps
[08:26] ---
    Yes. It was the same logic as that
    old rakugo "Time Noodles" story!
[08:30] ---
    What time is it?
[08:33] ---
    Oh! Excellent deduction, Master Fuyuki!
[08:35] ---
    Is that all it has to be?
[08:38] ---
    All that's left is the mystery of the
    running statue of Ninomiya Kinjiro.
SIGN    Mystery Six
SIGN    The Running Statue
    of Ninomiya Kinjiro
[08:42] ---
    Gero? This is Ninomiya Kinjiro?
SIGN    Ninomiya Kinjiro
[08:45] ---
    Yes. His real name is
    Ninomiya Sontoku, though.
SIGN    Ninomiya Sontoku
[08:49] ---
    But... this one is the only one
    that's got me totally stumped.
[08:54] ---
    It might actually be a ghostly phenomenon.
SIGN    Ghostly Phenomenon
[08:58] ---
    I see!
[08:59] ---
    I have solved the entire mystery, sir!
SIGN    Solved
[09:07] ---
    The time is precisely
    three o'clock in the morning.
[09:09] ---
    In just a moment, this statue
    will begin to move, sir.
[09:12] ---
    And it will do so right foot first,
    with a stride of 30 centimeters,
SIGN    Right Foot
SIGN    30 cm
SIGN    North-North-West
[09:15] ---
    heading north-north-west at a
    speed of 30 km/h. Quite fast.
SIGN    30 km/h
[09:20] ---
    How do you know all those details?
[09:22] ---
    And it is now...
[09:24] ---
    ...3 a.m.!
[09:31] ---
    Right foot first, stride of 30 centimeters!
SIGN    30 cm
SIGN    North-North-West!
[09:37] ---
    North-north-west!
[09:44] ---
    Exactly 30 km/h.
[09:46] ---
    Wow, Sarge! How did you know that?!
[09:49] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[09:51] ---
    He is headed for the cooking room!
[09:54] ---
    And there he is...
[09:57] ---
    ...filleting a fish!
[10:00] ---
    Why fish...?!
[10:01] ---
    Come on, how did you know that, Sarge?
[10:03] ---
    Do you want to know, sir?
[10:05] ---
    Don't leave me hanging! Come on, tell us!
[10:08] ---
    Sashimi!
[10:09] ---
    The truth is...
[10:14] ---
    We sneakily put this thing here quite
    a while ago to investigate your school.
[10:17] ---
    And then we totally forgot
    it existed. It's a spy robot!
[10:22] ---
    Oh, delicious!
[10:25] ---
    Ahhh... Now that you mention it,
    we did do that once...
[10:28] ---
    Oh, am I glad we left the optional
    sashimi function enabled, sir!
[10:34] ---
    Why do you do stupid things like this?!
[10:37] ---
    Gero!!
[10:40] ---
    And so, the seven mysteries of
    Kissho Academy were all solved.
[10:44] ---
    ...Except...
[10:47] ---
    Gero? Hold on, they're the seven mysteries,
    but weren't there only six?
[10:51] ---
    What about the seventh?
[10:52] ---
    Ah, never mind that one.
[10:54] ---
    No one knows the seventh.
[10:56] ---
    Huh? Why?
[10:58] ---
    Why?
[11:01] ---
    Because anyone who learns all seven...
[11:03] ---
    ...is said to fall victim to a terrible fate.
[11:07] ---
    G-Gero...
[11:12] ---
    I know the seventh one...
[11:17] ---
    Gero! Don't tell meee!
[11:21] ---
    Does your school have seven mysteries?
[11:33] ---
    Chief Nurse Pururu has come to visit
    Sergeant Keroro for the first time in a while.
[11:37] ---
    She's Sergeant Keroro's childhood friend.
[11:40] ---
    Huh. So, Chief Nurse Pururu,
    are you here on Pekopon for some sightseeing?
[11:46] ---
    Just to Kyushu.
[11:48] ---
    I had a relaxing time in the hot springs.
    It was a lot of fun!
SIGN    Milk Pudding
[11:52] ---
    Here you are, a souvenir.
[11:54] ---
    Gero? Pudding, as a Kyushu souvenir?
SIGN    Instant
    Dumplings
[11:57] ---
    Not instant dumplings?
[11:59] ---
    It's apparently a popular dessert
    you can only buy locally.
[12:02] ---
    Oh, I see, I see!
[12:04] ---
    Pururu-chan, it seems you've become quite
    accustomed to life on Pekopon, ma'am!
[12:09] ---
    I'd say so!
SIGN    Potato Chips
[12:10] ---
    Although not as much as you, Keroro-kun.
[12:12] ---
    Stupid frog! Have you seen my pink socks?
[12:16] ---
    You were on laundry duty yesterday, right?
[12:18] ---
    Ahh, yes, yes, ma'am!
[12:20] ---
    Wait just a moment.
[12:22] ---
    Honestly, that Lady Natsumi! Without me,
[12:24] ---
    she can't do anything at all, ma'am!
[12:27] ---
    Coming, coming!
[12:29] ---
    Keroro-kun seems to be having fun.
[12:32] ---
    I wonder if there are any houses that
    would let me stay without paying.
[12:38] ---
    Pururu & Chiruyo: Secret Friends, Sir!
[12:44] ---
    I'm home!
[12:45] ---
    Ah, welcome home, Fuyuki!
[12:47] ---
    Oh, Master Fuyuki!
    You returned at a good time, sir!
[12:51] ---
    We were just eating the puddings
    she brought back as a souvenir!
[12:54] ---
    Ohh, that looks delicious!
[13:00] ---
    3:08 p.m. Returns straight home from school.
[13:04] ---
    Snack: Souvenir pudding.
[13:06] ---
    You're familiar with this memo-taking girl:
    she's Tsukigami Chiruyo.
SIGN    Tsukigami Chiruyo
[13:09] ---
    Huh? Pururu-chan! It's been a while!
[13:14] ---
    I didn't know you'd come to visit!
[13:15] ---
    I hope I'm not intruding!
[13:17] ---
    Who's that violet-colored alien?
[13:21] ---
    Apart from the green alien, I've seen
    a red, black, and yellow one, but...
[13:25] ---
    So there's another one now?
SIGN    New Member of the Alien Comedy Group?!
[13:27] ---
    A new member of the alien comedy group?!
[13:30] ---
    Who's there?!
[13:36] ---
    Tsukigami-san?
[13:40] ---
    I... I'm sorry!
[13:42] ---
    That girl was still investigating
    the stupid frogs?
[13:45] ---
    Dear me. What trouble these people are!
[13:48] ---
    I-Is this going to be okay?
[13:50] ---
    For other Pekoponians to find out about us?
[13:53] ---
    Ahh, that's probably not a problem.
[13:57] ---
    What do I do...? Fuyuki-kun caught me!
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo
    No. 3114
[14:01] ---
    And... that violet alien is pretty sharp.
[14:05] ---
    She had a syringe...
[14:07] ---
    A doctor skit?
SIGN    Doctor Skit
[14:09] ---
    Husband-and-wife comedy duo?
SIGN    Husband-And-Wife Comedy Duo
[14:11] ---
    Still under that same misconception.
[14:19] ---
    This should be her room.
[14:22] ---
    Keroro-kun and the others
    said it'd be fine, but...
[14:24] ---
    ...the way she conducted herself...
    she's no ordinary person.
[14:27] ---
    This many reports?
[14:30] ---
    She really is... a Pekoponian spy,
    trying to look into the Keron Army!
[14:34] ---
    This one also has the wrong idea.
[14:42] ---
    You're the new member of the alien comedy
    group who I saw at Fuyuki-kun's house!
SIGN    Comedy Alien
[14:47] ---
    Comedy...? What are you talking about?
[14:49] ---
    What about you? You've been
    writing these reports!
SIGN    Chiruyo Memo No. 267
[14:52] ---
    Ah! Not that!
[14:57] ---
    These are...
SIGN    
SIGN    
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun
[15:02] ---
    Don't look! This isn't...!
[15:05] ---
    Oh... She likes Fuyuki-kun.
[15:08] ---
    So that's why...
[15:09] ---
    This is perfect!
[15:11] ---
    Um, excuse me, but...
[15:13] ---
    ...would you mind allowing me to stay here?
[15:17] ---
    Why do I have to keep a
    comedy alien around here?
SIGN    Comedy Alien
[15:21] ---
    I'm not a comedy alien...
[15:24] ---
    But, look! Don't you think it would be good
    for both of us in a number of ways?
[15:28] ---
    Good...?
SIGN    Comedy Aliens
[15:30] ---
    She's right!
[15:32] ---
    As a fellow comedy-alien-keeper,
[15:35] ---
    I might be able to get closer to Fuyuki-kun!
[15:38] ---
    I could observe him so much more,
    memo so much more,
[15:42] ---
    and... Fuyuki-kun could also...
[15:46] ---
    7:52 p.m.
[15:48] ---
    Chiruyo-chan is drawing spirals on the
    carpet with the index finger of her right hand
[15:52] ---
    while holding in her left hand a cookie
    she bought at Supermarket Oba...
[15:55] ---
    Ahh! Fuyuki-kun jotting down
    memos about me...
[15:59] ---
    Excuse me... Are you okay?
[16:02] ---
    I-It's nothing.
[16:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[16:06] ---
    It might not be too bad to
    allow you to freeload here.
[16:09] ---
    Then it's settled!
[16:10] ---
    I was just looking for
    a place to stay, anyway.
[16:14] ---
    They call this "give and take"
    on Pekopon, right?
[16:18] ---
    Give and take?
[16:24] ---
    What do you think?
[16:26] ---
    Simply changing to contacts creates quite
    a different impression, doesn't it?
[16:29] ---
    The skirt suits you well, too.
[16:31] ---
    D-Does it?
[16:33] ---
    All right, here we go!
[16:35] ---
    What's wrong?
[16:37] ---
    It's my first time coming
    in through the front door.
[16:40] ---
    Huh? What's up, Tsukigami-san?
[16:42] ---
    Didn't recognize her for a moment?
[16:44] ---
    Pururu-chan?
[16:45] ---
    Don't you think this kind
    of fashion suits her?
[16:48] ---
    H-Hey...
[16:49] ---
    Yeah. It suits her really well!
[16:55] ---
    Oh, Pururu-chan! Could this be...
[16:57] ---
    Yes! Chiruyo-chan has agreed
    to let me stay at her house.
[17:01] ---
    So we thought we'd greet you officially.
[17:04] ---
    U-Um... err...
[17:06] ---
    I... I hope we can get along!
[17:10] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's room...
[17:12] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's room, from a place
    other than the ceiling...
[17:14] ---
    Oh, right! Memo! I have to take a memo!
SIGN    Black Pipe Bed
[17:18] ---
    The bed is a black pipe bed.
SIGN    Light Blue
[17:20] ---
    The sheets are a pale blue color.
SIGN    Unidentified Creatures That Actually Exist The Astonishing Pyramid Towers
[17:22] ---
    Bottom shelf of the bookcase,
    from right to left:
[17:24] ---
    Unidentified Creatures That Actually Exist,
SIGN    Bed neat and tidy Sheets, light blue Bookcase, bottom shelf, right to left: "Unidentified Animals That Actually Exist"
[17:26] ---
    The Astonishing Pyramid Power...
[17:28] ---
    Ah! You know, Chiruyo-chan was under
    the impression that you're comedians.
[17:34] ---
    She said you were going to do a doctor
    husband-and-wife comedy skit with me.
[17:36] ---
    Hmph! How pathetic!
[17:39] ---
    I see!
[17:40] ---
    A doctor husband-and-wife comedy skit!
    That's a new idea, ma'am!
[17:44] ---
    Okay, Pururu-chan, want to give it a try?
[17:46] ---
    Why do I have to be your
     comedy partner, huh?
[17:49] ---
    There!
[17:50] ---
    Gerooo!
SIGN    Husband-And-Wife Doctor Comedy Duo
[17:52] ---
    Doctor husband-and-wife comedy duo!
[17:54] ---
    Nggghh! Jealousy!
[17:57] ---
    I am the only one allowed to do a
    husband-and-wife comedy duo with Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Busily Memoing!
[18:02] ---
    Oh! Private Tamama! What good timing!
[18:05] ---
    Then, we'll form a new comedy group
    with all three of us!
SIGN    Nankyoku Tamae
[18:09] ---
    Nankyoku Tamae!
SIGN    Aozora Keroko
[18:11] ---
    Aozora Keroko!
[18:13] ---
    Ah, Pururu-chan, you can be "Unabara Pururi."
SIGN    Unabara Pururi
[18:18] ---
    Hey! Giroro! Don't just sit there spaced out!
[18:20] ---
    Come on! Cucuruz Doan!
[18:22] ---
    Don't involve me in this!
SIGN    Cucuruz Doan
[18:24] ---
    C-Cucuruz Doan!
[18:26] ---
    And you're doing it anyway.
[18:29] ---
    Top shelf. Encyclopedia of World Mysteries,
[18:31] ---
    Secrets of the Human Form,
[18:33] ---
    The Bare Minimum 100 Secrets
    You Should Know About Chupacabra...
[18:37] ---
    Let's leave the slapstick there
    and go to the secret base.
SIGN    Slapstick
[18:41] ---
    Chiruyo-chan, you can handle the rest, right?
[18:46] ---
    Okay, let's go, you guys!
[18:48] ---
    Gero? Why?
[18:50] ---
    Ah, you mean, we should talk about
    our material backstage first?
[18:53] ---
    Just go!
[18:55] ---
    Gosh, why are men all so dense?
[18:58] ---
    Dense?
[19:00] ---
    C-Could it be...
[19:01] ---
    ...that our slapstick... isn't funny?
[19:06] ---
    Is slapstick itself out-of-fashion nowadays?
SIGN    I can do it myself!
[19:08] ---
    Are solo acts the way to go?
[19:10] ---
    The hot thing now is husband-and-wife
    comedy couples with two men!
[19:12] ---
    Come on, come on!
[19:13] ---
    Solo acts...
[19:15] ---
    Relax and enjoy yourselves!
[19:20] ---
    But it's my room!
[19:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's smile...
[19:21] ---
    Of course I'll relax!
[19:24] ---
    Approximately 6 mm of teeth
    showing, no cavities...
[19:27] ---
    What's wrong, Tsukigami-san?
[19:30] ---
    N-No, it's nothing...
[19:32] ---
    She might be right that
    slapstick is a bit old now.
[19:36] ---
    I like it, though.
[19:37] ---
    Y-Yes, I agree.
[19:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun likes slapstick.
[19:41] ---
    Which do you prefer, Tsukigami-san?
[19:44] ---
    I... um, I...
[19:46] ---
    I think I prefer solo comedians.
[19:48] ---
    Really... Sis likes solo acts, too.
[19:52] ---
    I wonder if all girls are like that?
[19:57] ---
    No... I'm finally in Fuyuki-kun's room...
[20:00] ---
    I'm all alone with him... and yet...
[20:03] ---
    At this rate... At this rate, I...
SIGN    Gloom
[20:17] ---
    What's wrong?
[20:18] ---
    Couldn't you get any closer to
    Fuyuki-kun while you were alone?
[20:22] ---
    I managed to talk a lot with him,
    and I learned more about him.
[20:27] ---
    Then isn't that great?
[20:29] ---
    But... But...
[20:33] ---
    When I'm with Fuyuki-kun,
    I don't have any time to write memos!
SIGN    ME
[20:36] ---
    Me...mos?
SIGN    MOS
[20:39] ---
    Even when I learn something really
    precious, I can't memo it down.
[20:47] ---
    Huh? You're not staying together any more?
[20:50] ---
    Yes. Well, there were a number of reasons.
[20:52] ---
    It looks like our "give and take"
    wasn't balancing out.
[20:55] ---
    That's a shame, ma'am.
[20:57] ---
    But she's used to friends now,
[20:59] ---
    so let's go to visit her house next time!
[21:02] ---
    All together!
SIGN    All Together!!
[21:03] ---
    Gosh! Why are boys so dense?
SIGN    Jab!!
[21:08] ---
    Wah! Hey! What are you doing?
[21:10] ---
    Nothing! Just vitamins!
[21:13] ---
    4:17 p.m.
[21:15] ---
    Has 30 cc of vitamins injected
    into his butt by Pururu.
[21:24] ---
    Pekoponians really are amusing!
[21:26] ---
    She's no longer freeloading,
[21:28] ---
    but their girls' friendship seems
    to have remained, doesn't it?
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    It's Kululu, nyu!
[23:09] ---
    For hot seasons: Curry!
    For cold seasons: Also curry!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Keron: The Rebellious Age A Manual
[23:12] ---
    'Cause curry goes with everything.
[23:14] ---
    If there's anything that doesn't go
    with curry, I wanna know what it is.
SIGN    Pain
[23:18] ---
    'Cause I'll make you eat it.
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:21] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi are...
[23:23] ---
    "Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E171 - Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir! / Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    Rebellious Period
[01:31] ---
    Have you ever caused your parents
[01:34] ---
    or teacher trouble by rebelling?
[01:37] ---
    Well, let's begin this
    month's regular meeting...
[01:43] ---
    Huh? Where's Tamama?
[01:45] ---
    Come to think of it, I haven't
    seen him since this morning.
[01:48] ---
    Sheesh! Tardiness is not tolerated!
[01:52] ---
    Hey! Private Tamama!
[01:54] ---
    You know that tardiness is not...
[01:57] ---
    Gero?
[01:58] ---
    Are you listening to me,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama? Hey!
[02:05] ---
    G-Gero?
[02:10] ---
    Tamama: Rebel Without a Cause, Sir!
[02:16] ---
    Hey! Private Tamama!
[02:18] ---
    What's with your attitude this morning?
[02:21] ---
    You owe everyone an apology!
SIGN    My bad
[02:25] ---
    My bad.
SIGN    Snap
[02:29] ---
    When you apologize, you look the other
    person in the eye and apologize!
[02:32] ---
    That's the decorum of a soldier!
[02:34] ---
    One of the basics of an invader!
[02:37] ---
    G-Gero...
[02:39] ---
    Um... Uh...
[02:41] ---
    My... bad... bro.
SIGN    My bad, bro
SIGN    Pfft
[02:49] ---
    Pfft!
[02:50] ---
    Grrr!
[02:52] ---
    I wonder what's wrong with Tama-chan.
[02:54] ---
    Or, like, messed-up psyche?
[02:55] ---
    This could be...
[02:57] ---
    Oh, that?
[02:58] ---
    I see!
SIGN    That That That That
[03:00] ---
    Private Tamama must be going through that!
[03:03] ---
    What is "that"?
[03:08] ---
    Perfect timing!
[03:10] ---
    I just baked these madeleines.
[03:13] ---
    Do you want one?
    I'm pretty sure they're good.
SIGN    Piping Hot
SIGN    Piping Hot
SIGN    Pfft
[03:16] ---
    Pfft.
[03:17] ---
    "Pfft"?
[03:18] ---
    No, thank you.
[03:20] ---
    W-What's with him?
[03:22] ---
    Tamama, Nishizawa-san is looking for you.
[03:26] ---
    Move.
[03:27] ---
    O-Okay...
[03:34] ---
    He's probably going through
    a rebellious phase.
[03:36] ---
    Rebellious phase?
[03:38] ---
    You two haven't given me
    any problems recently,
[03:42] ---
    but when you were little, you went
    through your own rebellious phases.
[03:46] ---
    You'd resist everything I said
    and were impossible to deal with.
[03:50] ---
    Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
[03:53] ---
    Well, as long as the people
    around Tama-chan watch over him
[03:57] ---
    to make sure he doesn't go in the wrong
    direction, I'm sure it'll be okay.
[04:05] ---
    And so, the next day...
[04:10] ---
    G-Good morning, Tamama...
[04:14] ---
    Tamama, I bought a cake. Want some?
[04:20] ---
    Tamama, if there's anything on your mind,
    you can always talk to me.
[04:25] ---
    You've got a lot of people
    around you who care about you.
[04:29] ---
    Gero?
[04:31] ---
    Quit rebelling!
SIGN    Breakdown
    Studying
    Dream
[04:33] ---
    Grow up already!
[04:37] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Giroro
[04:38] ---
    You're annoying.
[04:42] ---
    You can't litter here.
[04:46] ---
    How's about this?
[04:48] ---
    Wanna go somewhere fun with me?
[04:57] ---
    Flaming top!
[04:58] ---
    Knock it off!
[05:00] ---
    Don't go along with strange
    invitations like this, Tamama!
[05:03] ---
    Let go of me! I can see the treasure...
[05:06] ---
    I can see it!
[05:07] ---
    Wait, Tamama!
[05:09] ---
    Stop! Stop!
[05:10] ---
    Don't do that, Lady Natsumi!
[05:13] ---
    You mustn't interfere with the process.
[05:15] ---
    What do you mean?
[05:18] ---
    Keronian rebellious stage?
[05:20] ---
    Indeed. Right now, Tamama-dono
[05:23] ---
    is trying to climb the stairs
    to Keronian adulthood.
SIGN    Adults
[05:27] ---
    We have to help him so that
    he can safely get through
[05:31] ---
    the rebellious stage.
[05:34] ---
    I'll explain.
[05:35] ---
    When a Keronian reaches the rebellious
    stage, the adults around them
[05:38] ---
    have to say specific set expressions.
SIGN    Rebel
SIGN    Keron Rebellious Stage Manual
SIGN    Step 1
    Rebellious Stage
[05:43] ---
    Step 1: Being kind.
SIGN    Step 2
    Rebellious Stage
[05:46] ---
    Step 2: Sometimes being strict.
SIGN    Step 3
    Rebellious Stage
[05:50] ---
    Step 3: Enticing them one time
    down the path of delinquency.
SIGN    Step 4
    Rebellious Stage
[05:54] ---
    Step 4: It may become necessary
    to talk with your fists.
SIGN    Final Step
    Rebellious Stage
[05:58] ---
    And the final step...
[06:01] ---
    The rebellious stage...
SIGN    It comes upon you without a reason, and also leaves without a reason.
[06:05] ---
    It comes upon you without a reason,
[06:07] ---
    and also leaves without a reason.
[06:12] ---
    With this expression to sum up the period,
     the rebellious stage is over.
[06:17] ---
    I... I took another step...
[06:21] ---
    ...towards maturity.
SIGN    Goodbye, rebellious stage
[06:24] ---
    Goodbye, rebellious stage!
[06:27] ---
    We've all walked that road ourselves.
[06:31] ---
    That's right.
[06:32] ---
    Huh...
[06:33] ---
    But it seems like a cheap school drama.
[06:35] ---
    Rude!
[06:37] ---
    The above rituals have to be followed...
[06:41] ---
    ...but if they're interrupted along the way,
    you have to start over from the beginning.
[06:45] ---
    Really!
[06:47] ---
    That must be tough.
[06:48] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:50] ---
    So please don't interrupt next time.
[06:53] ---
    Because even if we mess up the line,
    we have to start over.
[06:56] ---
    Then we'll help you!
[06:58] ---
    Yeah. We have to get the old
    Tamama back as soon as possible.
[07:01] ---
    Then let's regroup.
SIGN    Keron Rebellious Stage
    Manual
[07:05] ---
    According to this manual, we draw
    lots to decide on the roles.
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[07:10] ---
    Corporal Giroro is in charge of step 1.
SIGN    Step 1
[07:16] ---
    I-If there's something on your mind, tell me.
[07:19] ---
    Always around you... around you...
[07:21] ---
    You're creepy.
[07:23] ---
    Shut up! It's not like I wanna do this!
[07:26] ---
    It's all for your sake, jerk!
[07:27] ---
    Hey! Play your part, Giroro!
[07:30] ---
    Clam it! I am playing my part!
[07:33] ---
    You're useless!
[07:35] ---
    You're the last person who
    should be calling me that!
[07:38] ---
    W-What are you doing?!
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[07:40] ---
    And so, one more time from the top.
SIGN    Step 1
[07:43] ---
    If there's anything on your mind,
    tell me about it.
[07:45] ---
    You've always got a lot of allies.
[07:48] ---
    Step 1 is cleared!
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[07:50] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is in charge of step 2!
SIGN    Step 2
[07:55] ---
    Quit rebelling.
[07:57] ---
    Grow up already.
[07:59] ---
    No, no, no!
[08:02] ---
    You've gotta give him some tough love!
[08:04] ---
    Why do you think you've got
    that wooden sword?
[08:07] ---
    Make him listen if you have to!
[08:11] ---
    Like this?
[08:12] ---
    More violently!
[08:14] ---
    All right!
SIGN    Whack
[08:17] ---
    I... I'm sorry, Sarge!
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[08:20] ---
    For now, they start over.
[08:22] ---
    If there's something on your mind,
    tell me about it.
SIGN    Step 1
[08:25] ---
    You've always got a lot of allies.
SIGN    Step 2
[08:28] ---
    Stop rebelling!
[08:30] ---
    Grow up already!
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[08:32] ---
    Step 2 is cleared!
[08:34] ---
    In charge of step 3...
SIGN    Pain
[08:36] ---
    Hey, why do I have to wear this get-up?
[08:40] ---
    That brings out the delinquent vibe.
[08:43] ---
    Now go on!
SIGN    Step 3
[08:46] ---
    You're not supposed to litter here!
[08:50] ---
    How's about this?
    Wanna go somewhere fun with me?
[08:53] ---
    Doesn't it sound strange for a girl
    to say "How's about this?"
[08:57] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[08:59] ---
    Starting over again...
SIGN    Step 1
[09:00] ---
    You've always got a lot of allies...
SIGN    Step 2
[09:04] ---
    Hurry up and become an adult!
SIGN    Step 3
[09:06] ---
    How about goin' somewhere fun with me?
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[09:09] ---
    Step 3 is a success.
[09:11] ---
    And step 4...
SIGN    Step 4
[09:15] ---
    Go! High score! Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Step ?
[09:18] ---
    What are you doing?!
[09:20] ---
    It's your turn to talk to him
    with your fists, Sarge!
[09:22] ---
    Don't talk to me right now!
[09:25] ---
    I'm at a good part!
[09:27] ---
    We'll never be done with this
    if you keep playing games!
[09:30] ---
    This is for Tamama's sake, remember?!
[09:32] ---
    Shut up, already!
[09:34] ---
    Right now, this is more important!
[09:36] ---
    This is the only language you understand!
[09:38] ---
    Gero!
[09:40] ---
    That hurt! You red Daruma!
[09:42] ---
    Look at this lump!
    There was no call to hit me!
[09:46] ---
    Tamama!
[09:47] ---
    Hey! What good does a
    slugfest between you do?!
SIGN    Super Sidekicks
[10:11] ---
    Tama...
[10:11] ---
    Keroro Punch!
[10:11] ---
    Giroro Punch!
[10:13] ---
    Dama!
[10:15] ---
    Coincidental double punch!
SIGN    Double Punch
[10:17] ---
    And that's more or less
    a success with step 4.
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[10:21] ---
    Ow...
[10:22] ---
    Okay, you're good.
[10:24] ---
    Tama...
[10:25] ---
    Whether you're in space or
    on Earth, a rebellious stage
[10:29] ---
    always involves the people around you.
[10:32] ---
    Lady Mom, I appreciate your kindness.
[10:35] ---
    Sorry.
[10:36] ---
    That's okay.
[10:37] ---
    But now Tamama can get past
    his rebellious stage, right?
[10:41] ---
    Good for you, Tamama.
SIGN    Goal
    Last
SIGN    Start
[10:45] ---
    The final step at last. All right...
[10:47] ---
    It's Lance Corporal Dororo's turn!
[10:49] ---
    Nin!
SIGN    Final Step
[10:51] ---
    Tamama-dono...
[10:54] ---
    The rebellious stage...
SIGN    It comes upon you without a reason, and leaves...
[10:57] ---
    It comes upon you without a reason,
[10:59] ---
    and leaves...
[11:03] ---
    And leaves...
SIGN    It comes upon you without a reason, and leaves...
[11:05] ---
    And leaves...
[11:07] ---
    What was the rest?
[11:12] ---
    Pfft.
SIGN    Pfft
[11:15] ---
    You're annoying.
[11:17] ---
    I am sorry, everyone!
[11:19] ---
    Long story short,
    Private 2nd Class Tamama's rebellious stage
[11:22] ---
    lasted a little longer.
[11:26] ---
    Tama!
[11:36] ---
    Gerocchi!
[11:42] ---
    Tomorrow, around this time,
[11:44] ---
    the invasion of Pekopon will be complete!
[11:47] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[11:49] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gerorincho!
SIGN    Fully Automatic Drone Invasion Machine
[11:54] ---
    A fully automatic drone invasion machine!
[11:59] ---
    Kululu: Home Alone, Sir?
[12:05] ---
    Sarge! Snack time!
[12:08] ---
    Uh oh, nobody's home.
[12:10] ---
    Huh? Just you, Kululu?
[12:12] ---
    It looks like they all went out.
SIGN    Invasion Day Trip Hot Spring Tour
[12:19] ---
    A one-day hot springs tour
    during a break in the invasion?
SIGN    Red Juice
[12:26] ---
    Here, Uncle.
[12:31] ---
    Here, Mr. Sergeant! "Aaah!"
[12:33] ---
    Still, should we not have
    invited Kululu, too?
[12:39] ---
    It's fine!
[12:40] ---
    Even if we did invite him,
[12:42] ---
    "It's a pain, so no thanks"
[12:45] ---
    is what he'd say for sure.
[12:47] ---
    Right.
[12:48] ---
    And if he did go, he'd probably ruin it
    by turning the hot spring into curry.
SIGN    Curry Bath
[12:53] ---
    T-True...
[12:55] ---
    Well, we can buy him a souvenir...
[12:58] ---
    ...so let's just have fun today!
[13:00] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Melon Strawberry
[13:02] ---
    Only Kululu?
[13:04] ---
    He said Sarge and the others
    won't be back 'til tonight.
[13:08] ---
    Well, if we just invite Kululu,
    I'm sure he'd say,
[13:12] ---
    "There's no way I'd eat with you two clowns"
[13:16] ---
    or something like that, but he wouldn't come.
[13:18] ---
    Sis...
[13:20] ---
    Pardon the interruption.
[13:24] ---
    I-It's unusual,
[13:26] ---
    you coming up here alone...
[13:28] ---
    Have some shaved ice with us, Kululu.
[13:30] ---
    Forget it.
SIGN    Fast Answer
[13:31] ---
    I told you!
[13:33] ---
    Then I wonder why he's here.
[13:34] ---
    Who can understand what he's thinking?
[13:37] ---
    Not that I care...
[13:39] ---
    ...but your shaved ice is gonna melt.
[13:42] ---
    Hurry up and consume it.
[13:44] ---
    I... I know!
SIGN    Silence
[14:02] ---
    Jeez...
[14:03] ---
    How long is he gonna do that?
[14:05] ---
    And sitting formal-style, yet.
[14:07] ---
    Hey, how long are you gonna sit there?
[14:09] ---
    I can't relax when I'm eating!
[14:12] ---
    I bet you really do want to have
    some shaved ice, huh?
SIGN    Kululu Curry Sweet
[14:19] ---
    Curry-in-a-pouch.
[14:21] ---
    D-Don't you dare!
[14:23] ---
    That's right! Shaved ice would be
    disgusting with curry!
SIGN    Kululu Curry Sweet
[14:43] ---
    W-What is this?!
[14:47] ---
    Maybe a UFO?!
[14:49] ---
    Wrong.
[14:50] ---
    That's a simple automatic invasion machine
    that invades planets by itself.
[14:56] ---
    It looks like someone set it in motion
    to invade Pekopon, huh?
[15:00] ---
    You knew about it?
[15:01] ---
    But of course!
[15:03] ---
    Why didn't you say anything before?!
[15:05] ---
    You didn't ask.
[15:07] ---
    You really are a jerk!
[15:09] ---
    Please do something, Kululu!
[15:12] ---
    I can't.
[15:14] ---
    For one thing, I have no
    obligation to protect Pekopon.
[15:17] ---
    If things get dicey, I can just escape.
[15:19] ---
    What?!
[15:20] ---
    Well, if you're going to
    try something on your own,
[15:23] ---
    I guess I could lend you weapons.
[15:26] ---
    Please!
[15:29] ---
    Well, since you're debasing yourselves
    that much, I suppose I should.
[15:32] ---
    Hold it in, Sis!
[15:35] ---
    The Kululu Special Delicious Super X Bird!
[15:39] ---
    Standby for liftoff!
[15:46] ---
    Liftoff!
SIGN    Silence
[15:50] ---
    It's not flying?
[15:51] ---
    Did you put in 100 yen?
[15:53] ---
    It's not a game! Don't screw
    around at a time like this!
[15:57] ---
    Sis! Look, over here...
[15:59] ---
    Sheesh!
SIGN    Here
[16:01] ---
    Then what should we do?
[16:02] ---
    First, that red button...
[16:05] ---
    This, right?
[16:08] ---
    That's the eject button.
[16:10] ---
    Only use it in an emergency.
[16:12] ---
    Tell me that beforehand!
SIGN    Ejection Button
[16:14] ---
    And that blue lever...
[16:16] ---
    This?
[16:19] ---
    It's the ambush lever.
SIGN    Ambush Lever
[16:21] ---
    It has an immediate effect
    on comedian-type enemies.
[16:24] ---
    Listen, you!
[16:26] ---
    Since you're unhelpful, I'll just experiment!
SIGN    Banana Peels
[16:30] ---
    Banana peels for hand-to-hand combat!
[16:32] ---
    Maybe this one?
SIGN    Emergency
    Provisions
[16:34] ---
    Emergency provisions for a long war!
[16:36] ---
    What the heck?! How are we
    supposed to fly this thing?!
[16:38] ---
    Oh, you wanted to make it fly?
[16:41] ---
    Then you have to put in 400 more yen.
SIGN    400 yen
[16:46] ---
    You wanna see me really angry?
[16:48] ---
    Okay, okay!
[16:48] ---
    You're plenty angry already!
[16:52] ---
    Here it comes, Fuyuki!
[16:53] ---
    Right!
[16:54] ---
    Target acquired!
[16:56] ---
    Firing missiles!
[16:58] ---
    Fire!
[17:09] ---
    We can do that, too!
[17:29] ---
    My head is spinning...
[17:38] ---
    W-What's that?!
[17:40] ---
    It came back!
[17:41] ---
    Why, you...!
[17:51] ---
    Sis!
[17:52] ---
    No effect!
[17:52] ---
    It's pointless.
[17:54] ---
    It's got a shield up.
[17:57] ---
    On top of that,
    it has a mega particle cannon
[18:00] ---
    that can reduce a radius of dozens of
     kilometers to ashes with one shot.
[18:05] ---
    It seems that it's too late.
[18:08] ---
    It can't be!
[18:10] ---
    I think you'd be best off
    just flying away to escape.
[18:13] ---
    No! I'm not giving up!
    There must be a way!
[18:16] ---
    I've got it!
[18:18] ---
    The shield must get in the way
    when it fires that mega particle cannon!
[18:22] ---
    I see! We should wait for
    that instant and then attack!
[18:26] ---
    Well done!
[18:29] ---
    I thought this might happen...
[18:35] ---
    ...so I have an anti-invasion
    machine destroyer missile.
[18:37] ---
    The effect will be outstanding!
[18:40] ---
    However, you've only got one shot,
    so aim carefully.
[18:45] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:52] ---
    Now, Sis!
[18:53] ---
    Firing missile!
[18:57] ---
    Huh? The missile won't fire!
[18:59] ---
    No way!
[19:00] ---
    Electrical equipment trouble...
[19:03] ---
    I guess we're out of options.
[19:04] ---
    Do something!
[19:05] ---
    Easy for you to say...
[19:07] ---
    Please, Kululu!
[19:09] ---
    Then...
[19:12] ---
    ...shall we consume shaved ice
    covered with curry?
SIGN    Ice
[19:15] ---
    W-What are you saying at a time like this?
SIGN    Ice
[19:18] ---
    Would you consume it?
    Shaved ice covered in curry.
[19:27] ---
    Fine! Pour curry on top of the shaved ice!
[19:29] ---
    I'll eat it, too! So Kululu...
[19:33] ---
    Okay!
[19:34] ---
    Hey!
[19:36] ---
    I'll ignite it directly in
    the missile's drive unit.
[19:39] ---
    Hold on!
[19:43] ---
    There's no time!
[19:44] ---
    Kululu...
[19:45] ---
    Almost have it...
[19:49] ---
    Fire!
[19:56] ---
    My glasses...
[20:10] ---
    He did it!
[20:12] ---
    Thank you, Kululu! You can come up now!
[20:16] ---
    Kululu? Kululu?!
[20:19] ---
    Don't tell me...
[20:20] ---
    What's wrong, Kululu?
[20:22] ---
    Hey, Kululu!
[20:23] ---
    Kululu!
[20:26] ---
    Yes, you called?
[20:29] ---
    I've always wanted to try
     that scene from Belfast.
[20:34] ---
    Don't do things that make me
    jump to conclusions!
[20:38] ---
    Meanwhile, in space...
[20:41] ---
    Hey, why are we heading home
    instead of going to a hot spring?
[20:44] ---
    Don't even ask that!
[20:45] ---
    You left behind an automatic invasion
    machine without saying anything?!
[20:48] ---
    After all...
[20:50] ---
    ...I wanted to surprise you guys when we
    got back home and the invasion was done.
SIGN    Now's your chance! Great price! Fully Automatic Drone Invasion Machine
[20:54] ---
    Besides, I got it on sale.
[20:57] ---
    Those ad slogans are bogus.
[20:59] ---
    I have heard it is a piece of junk
    with controls that do not work.
[21:03] ---
    Gero... Th-Then...
[21:06] ---
    Um...
[21:08] ---
    Why is it broken?
[21:14] ---
    You saved us this time, Kululu.
[21:16] ---
    For a second there, I wasn't sure
    if we were gonna make it.
[21:19] ---
    You don't need to thank me.
[21:21] ---
    However...
[21:24] ---
    ...consume the entire thing!
SIGN    Urk
[21:27] ---
    And that's Sergeant Major Kululu,
    whose love for curry and mischief
SIGN    Ice
[21:30] ---
    know no bounds.
[21:33] ---
    What is this?!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Well, everyone, we meet again.
    This is your narrator.
[23:10] ---
    Next week... well, you already know, right?
[23:12] ---
    That girl is making yet another appearance.
[23:14] ---
    And it seems she's going to
    fight a suspicious being.
SIGN    Hollywood Dangal (Number One)
[23:17] ---
    Great, right? Looks interesting, doesn't it?
[23:19] ---
    But there's not much for
     me to do, you know?
[23:21] ---
    That aside,
[23:23] ---
    goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
[23:26] ---
    "Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a full-length episode! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E172 - Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:33] ---
    We're not catching anything, brother...
SIGN    Hahahahaha!
[01:41] ---
    What's this?! I've got a big one, Lavie!
SIGN    Here it is!
[01:43] ---
    Bring it in, brother!
[01:45] ---
    I'm gonna get it!
[01:48] ---
    Do your best, brother!
SIGN    Storage Unit
[01:50] ---
    A storage unit!
SIGN    Disappointment
SIGN    Hahahahaha!
[02:10] ---
    It looks like we were too late.
[02:12] ---
    Yes...
[02:14] ---
    But it is definitely around here...
[02:20] ---
    Alisa & Fuyuki: UMA vs. Dangal, Sir!
[02:26] ---
    We've come again this year
    to Hicksville Beach.
[02:32] ---
    Th-This is...
SIGN    Hicksville Beach
[02:34] ---
    It seems somehow different this year.
[02:38] ---
    This place has changed a lot
    since we were last here.
[02:42] ---
    It's changed too much.
[02:44] ---
    I see.
SIGN    Dangal, soon to be a Hollywood major motion picture
[02:46] ---
    This seems to be the cause.
[02:49] ---
    Dangal, with a Hollywood movie
    adaptation coming out soon!
[02:52] ---
    Gero!
[02:53] ---
    Really?
[02:54] ---
    How stupid...
SIGN    Dangal
[02:56] ---
    Do you remember Dangal?
SIGN    Zeta Dangal
[02:59] ---
    Back during the Gundam model boom,
    it was a knockoff,
SIGN    Double Zeta Dangle
SIGN    Knockoff
SIGN    Three Knockoffs in a Row
SIGN    Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
SIGN    Member Dan Ikeda
SIGN    Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
[03:05] ---
    but now it's really popular
    among a subset of die-hard fans.
SIGN    Member Romi Yamada
SIGN    Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
SIGN    Colonel George Yamanaka
SIGN    Popsicles
[03:09] ---
    Still, a Hollywood movie?
[03:12] ---
    That's Hicksville Beach for you!
[03:14] ---
    People all over the world have
    gathered here for Dangal!
[03:19] ---
    And I've received an invitation, sir.
SIGN    Super Mobile Battleship Dangal Cosplay Contest
[03:23] ---
    Is Hollywood so bereft of ideas that
    they're depending on that ripoff?
[03:28] ---
    It should be interesting to see
[03:30] ---
    how much of the original Dangal's quality
    the Hollywood version will be able to capture.
[03:34] ---
    Gero?
[03:35] ---
    Ow!
[03:36] ---
    Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
[03:39] ---
    What is this?!
SIGN    Hollywood Dangal (Unit 01)
[03:41] ---
    There it is! The Hollywood version of Dangal!
[03:45] ---
    It's totally different.
[03:47] ---
    They don't understand the
    virtues of the original!
[03:50] ---
    Or, like, sudden changes?
[03:53] ---
    Well, it happens a lot.
SIGN    Dangal
[03:59] ---
    All right. I'll just relax
    until the contest tonight.
[04:03] ---
    Here, Uncle.
[04:08] ---
    Hey!
[04:09] ---
    I'm trying to catch some rays here,
    so would you move your shadow...
[04:13] ---
    Gero!
[04:19] ---
    Well, well, Lady Alisa.
    You seem to be in excellent spirits.
[04:23] ---
    Fuyuki, did it follow you, too?
[04:26] ---
    It...?
[04:28] ---
    What is this about?
[04:29] ---
    A-Actually...
[04:31] ---
    As I supposed, they seem
    to gather around you.
[04:35] ---
    Hey, this is bad.
[04:37] ---
    If other aliens see us here...
[04:40] ---
    It would be a pain if there's a commotion.
[04:43] ---
    Now that it's come to this, it's probably
    safest to keep a close eye on her.
[04:52] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[04:54] ---
    Relax, relax!
[04:56] ---
    Here I go!
[04:58] ---
    We're ready for you!
[05:01] ---
    There!
[05:04] ---
    Alisa-chan, go!
[05:09] ---
    Huh?
[05:14] ---
    Yeah!
[05:15] ---
    Serving ace!
[05:17] ---
    Um, you don't dodge the ball...
[05:22] ---
    You don't?
[05:23] ---
    Yay!
[05:24] ---
    You two!
[05:25] ---
    Bring it on!
[05:25] ---
    You taught Alisa-chan
    the wrong rules, didn't you?!
[05:29] ---
    This is a competition.
     No matter what methods we resort to...
[05:31] ---
    All that matters is winning.
[05:35] ---
    What are you so obsessed with?
[05:37] ---
    Okay, one more time!
[05:40] ---
    Again!
[05:45] ---
    Gero?!
[05:45] ---
    Tama?!
[05:49] ---
    U-Um, you don't stab the ball...
[05:52] ---
    It seems that's not the rule, Daddy.
[05:55] ---
    S-Sorry. Reflexes.
[05:58] ---
    This just in.
[05:59] ---
    A follow-up report on the multiple
    occurrences of overturned fishing boats
[06:02] ---
    off the coast of the Japan Sea.
[06:04] ---
    This morning, two more fishing boats,
[06:08] ---
    Eikoumaru and Bingomaru,
SIGN    UMAs All Over the World
[06:11] ---
    were found overturned near Odojima.
[06:14] ---
    All of the crew members were found
[06:16] ---
    floating nearby in lifeboats,
[06:19] ---
    and there were no casualties.
[06:19] ---
    Whoa! Alisa-chan!
[06:21] ---
    Don't scare me!
[06:24] ---
    Why aren't you playing with
    everyone else, Fuyuki?
[06:28] ---
    You don't want to play with me?
[06:30] ---
    Th-That's not...
[06:37] ---
    What kind of game is this?
[06:39] ---
    Just watch.
[06:42] ---
    All right, finished!
[06:44] ---
    This is a UMA
[06:45] ---
    called a Matsudodon, sighted in Chiba.
[06:48] ---
    I know.
[06:50] ---
    I caught it last week.
[06:52] ---
    R-Really...
[06:55] ---
    I thought I'd search for it next time...
[06:58] ---
    Well, do you know this one?
[07:01] ---
    It's called an Emela-ntouka.
[07:04] ---
    I caught it in Africa.
[07:07] ---
    You hunted that one down, too?
[07:09] ---
    I wanted to see it.
[07:12] ---
    Okay, how about this? Mokele-mbembe.
[07:15] ---
    That one was kind of strong.
[07:17] ---
    O-Oh...
[07:20] ---
    Then Mbielu-Mbielu-Mbielu?
[07:23] ---
    Not as tough as it appears.
[07:30] ---
    Alisa, with UMAs...
[07:32] ---
    I mean, the Dark Race,
    you have to catch them all?
[07:36] ---
    That's right.
[07:37] ---
    That's necessary
[07:40] ---
    for me to become human.
[07:42] ---
    I see...
[07:45] ---
    Fuyuki!
[07:47] ---
    We're going back to the hotel!
[07:50] ---
    Got it!
[07:52] ---
    Let's go, Alisa-chan!
[07:54] ---
    Okay.
[08:05] ---
    The government has released a statement
[08:08] ---
    about the overturned fishing boats,
    stating that...
[08:09] ---
    Oh, Mom?
[08:11] ---
    Listen...
[08:12] ---
    ...the series of overturned crafts...
[08:20] ---
    A doppelganger?
SIGN    Ah!
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Palm Tree
[08:45] ---
    Palm tree?
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Potato
[08:52] ---
    Potato?
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Pump Pot
[08:57] ---
    Pump pot?
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Ball
[09:01] ---
    Ball?
SIGN    Lima
[09:04] ---
    Lima...
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Bottle Cap
[09:09] ---
    Bottle cap?
SIGN    Ding ding!
[09:10] ---
    Okay, now try putting them all
    together, but in Japanese.
SIGN    "I... am here... to... help... you."
[09:15] ---
    A... yashi...
[09:17] ---
    ...imo... ja...
[09:19] ---
    ...rima... sen...
[09:27] ---
    Sis...
[09:32] ---
    Daddy!
[09:33] ---
    Right!
[09:38] ---
    What's wrong, Na...
[09:46] ---
    What was that?
[09:48] ---
    It's what Alisa-chan was chasing...
[09:52] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki!
SIGN    Dangal Cosplay Contest
[09:56] ---
    I'm one of the judges, Melody Honey!
SIGN    Dangal Cosplay Contest
[09:59] ---
    The winner of this contest
[10:01] ---
    will get a part in the
    Hollywood version of Dangal!
SIGN    Participant Waiting Room Dangal Production Committee Office
[10:07] ---
    Gero gerori!
[10:08] ---
    I'm totally ready! I'll win this
    and make my Hollywood debut!
[10:13] ---
    Commander-dono...
[10:14] ---
    I really have to wear this?
[10:17] ---
    Well, there's no other choice.
[10:19] ---
    Giroro suddenly disappeared.
[10:23] ---
    Next, entry number 25, come on out!
[10:27] ---
    Showtime!
SIGN    Dangal Cosplay Contest
[10:38] ---
    Let's give them a round of applause!
[10:44] ---
    I'm Dangal's pilot, Dan!
SIGN    Dan Ikeda
[10:49] ---
    I'm Zeta Dangal's pilot, Romi!
SIGN    Romi Yamada
[10:53] ---
    I'm Double Zeta Dangal's pilot,
    George Yamanaka!
SIGN    George Yamanaka
[10:57] ---
    Or, like, crossdressed beauty?
[10:59] ---
    And it all started here!
[11:01] ---
    I am the first Dangal!
SIGN    Super Mobile Battleship Dangal
SIGN    Victory is ours!
[11:07] ---
    We have this in the bag.
[11:09] ---
    No! That's not Dangal!
SIGN    Huh? Huh? What? What?
[11:12] ---
    I won't tolerate this ripoff!
SIGN    Ripoff
[11:15] ---
    Ripoff?!
[11:16] ---
    That's totally different from the Hollywood
    version and the characters' outfits!
[11:21] ---
    Gero... Seriously?!
[11:25] ---
    The Japan side should call off
    the Hollywood version!
[11:28] ---
    This isn't even a Dangal in the first place!
[11:32] ---
    Ow!
[11:37] ---
    G-Gero...
[11:44] ---
    What are you?
[11:52] ---
    Be careful!
[11:53] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[11:54] ---
    That's a member of the Dark Race!
SIGN    Dangal Cosplay Contest
[12:08] ---
    Sheesh...
[12:10] ---
    Where did Fuyuki go?
[12:17] ---
    Alisa-chan...
[12:19] ---
    I think he's trying to tell me something.
[12:29] ---
    See? He wants to say something.
[12:35] ---
    Tooth?
SIGN    Tooth
SIGN    Ding ding!
[12:40] ---
    Bow?
SIGN    Arrow
[12:43] ---
    Arrow!
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Meat
[12:52] ---
    Meat?
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Country
[12:56] ---
    Country!
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Geh
[13:03] ---
    Geh...
SIGN    Ding ding!
SIGN    Hand
[13:09] ---
    Hand!
SIGN    Ding ding!
[13:12] ---
    All right, if you put them
    together in Japanese?
[13:17] ---
    What is this?
[13:19] ---
    Maybe it was a difficult one...
[13:23] ---
    I think ha-ya-ku-ni-ge-te,
[13:27] ---
    "quickly escape,"
     is what he's trying to say.
[13:31] ---
    Escape?
[13:33] ---
    What do you mean?
[13:39] ---
    Daddy!
[13:40] ---
    It seems there is another member
    of the Dark Race here.
[13:45] ---
    Huh? He's gone!
[13:47] ---
    Get to a safe place, Fuyuki!
[13:49] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[13:52] ---
    Gero!
[14:05] ---
    Great! The Dangal is moving!
[14:07] ---
    That's Hollywood for you!
[14:09] ---
    Nobody told me about this sideshow!
[14:13] ---
    Stupid frog!
[14:14] ---
    Kero-chan! What's happening?
[14:16] ---
    That's what I want to know!
[14:21] ---
    Gero!
[14:26] ---
    Gero...
[14:36] ---
    Lady Alisa!
[14:39] ---
    Giroro!
[14:41] ---
    Tama-chan!
[14:42] ---
    Gero! Save me, too!
[14:45] ---
    Keroro, do you copy?!
[14:47] ---
    Gero?
[14:48] ---
    There are too many people around!
[14:50] ---
    Lead them towards the sea!
[14:52] ---
    You can count on me!
[14:56] ---
    Hey, ripoff Dangal!
[14:59] ---
    You're not half the mech this real Dangal is!
SIGN    Now
[15:05] ---
    Now!
[15:06] ---
    Sergeant Keroro Dangal...
[15:09] ---
    ...is on his way!
[15:12] ---
    I'll show you the power of a true Dangal!
[15:18] ---
    The first Dangal vs.
    the Hollywood Dangal, Unit 01!
[15:22] ---
    The fight of your dreams
    is about to take place!
[15:26] ---
    Gero?
[15:30] ---
    Gero!
[15:32] ---
    The Hollywood version won a clear victory.
[15:34] ---
    Uncle!
[15:37] ---
    Now we can't attack it!
[15:43] ---
    Daddy!
[15:44] ---
    I-It's more powerful than I imagined!
[15:53] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[16:06] ---
    Fuyuki!
[16:11] ---
    You're...
[16:19] ---
    Fuyuki, are you okay?
[16:21] ---
    Yeah.
[16:22] ---
    We're going after it!
[16:38] ---
    That's a Humanoid!
[16:40] ---
    Humanoid?
[16:41] ---
    Yeah!
[16:47] ---
    That's a Human!
[16:49] ---
    Human?
[16:50] ---
    A Humanoid and a Human.
[16:52] ---
    They're relatively new UMAs that people have
    been talking about these past several years.
SIGN    Humanoids North Pole
[16:57] ---
    Words has it that Japanese
    whaling ships have seen them.
[17:00] ---
    Humanoids have been sighted
    near the North Pole.
SIGN    Humans South Pole
[17:04] ---
    And what are called Humans
    have been sighted
[17:07] ---
    near the South Pole.
[17:09] ---
    North Pole and South Pole, eh?
[17:11] ---
    I see.
[17:13] ---
    I know what they are.
SIGN    Humanoids
SIGN    Humans
[17:19] ---
    They're primitive alien life forms.
[17:23] ---
    They probably hitched a ride on meteors millions
    of years ago and came crashing to Pekopon.
[17:30] ---
    When they did collide with Pekopon,
[17:32] ---
    most of them couldn't adapt to the
    changing environment and died out,
SIGN    North Pole
[17:35] ---
    so only the ones that landed
    at the North Pole and South Pole
SIGN    South Pole
[17:38] ---
    had the good fortune to be able
    to survive in the ice.
[17:45] ---
    They meant to live a secret, quiet life
    unknown to the world at large...
[17:50] ---
    ...but then there was a big deal
    about them being UMAs.
[17:53] ---
    They became desperate and
    started doing evil deeds.
[17:58] ---
    I see...
SIGN    UMAs All Over the World
[18:00] ---
    So the recent increase of fishing boat
    accidents was caused by the Humans.
[18:04] ---
    The Humanoid was trying to tell me that.
SIGN    Ah!
[18:06] ---
    So how are we supposed to take them down?
[18:10] ---
    I don't know.
[18:12] ---
    Research it, for cryin' out loud!
[18:15] ---
    Impossible.
[18:17] ---
    Meanwhile, the sergeant is still
    inside the UMA known as a Human.
[18:22] ---
    Gero... Where am I?
[18:24] ---
    Am I... in the stomach
    of the Hollywood Dangal?!
SIGN    Hahahahahahahaha!
[18:30] ---
    Gero?
[18:31] ---
    That voice...
[18:34] ---
    Why, if it isn't Keroro!
     Good of you to come!
[18:37] ---
    I'm sorry for suddenly showing up! I'm sorry!
[18:40] ---
    556 and Lady Lavie!
[18:42] ---
    I didn't think I'd see you here!
[18:44] ---
    Let's escape from here together!
[18:46] ---
    Escape?
[18:48] ---
    Why do we need to escape?
SIGN    Flap Flap Flap Flap
[18:51] ---
    We've got all the fish we can eat right here!
[18:55] ---
    Why is there tuna here?
[18:56] ---
    Brother! I understand your feelings about
    not wanting to lose this comfortable lifestyle,
[19:01] ---
    but right now, we should help our friend!
SIGN    Friend
[19:06] ---
    Friend...
[19:07] ---
    That's right!
[19:09] ---
    We're friends...
[19:12] ---
    Friends!
[19:13] ---
    556!
[19:15] ---
    Keroro!
SIGN    Friend
[19:21] ---
    Brother!
SIGN    Adhesion
[19:23] ---
    Adhesion!
[19:32] ---
    Space Detective 556!
SIGN    Space Detective 556
[19:40] ---
    Look! One of them's slowed down!
[19:43] ---
    Daddy!
[19:45] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[19:50] ---
    Do your best, brother!
[19:54] ---
    Keroro! Don't forget your promise!
[19:57] ---
    Leave it to me!
[19:59] ---
    I'll fix you up with a good part-time job!
[20:30] ---
    Alisa. Why did you let that one go?
[20:49] ---
    Maybe Alisa-chan...
[20:52] ---
    ...sensed some kind of
    kinship with the Humanoid?
SIGN    The End
[21:11] ---
    Wait a second. Haven't
    you forgotten something?
[21:17] ---
    G-Gero!
[21:19] ---
    Help!
[21:21] ---
    Gero!
[21:21] ---
    Keroro!
[21:22] ---
    This is so comfortable!
[21:24] ---
    Now we'll never get hungry again!
[21:30] ---
    Good for us, brother!
[21:32] ---
    Gero!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Fuyuki here.
[23:08] ---
    The Kappa legend exists all over Japan.
[23:11] ---
    I think it's proof that
    many aliens like Sarge
SIGN    Kappa Pond Legend has it that the Kappa are longtime residents here.
[23:14] ---
    have been coming here for a long time.
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[23:17] ---
    Maybe they even exist among us?
[23:20] ---
    That aside, is One-eyed
    Dragon Capu a new TV show?
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!"
[23:29] ---
    It's a full-length episode! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E173 - Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:48] ---
    Yamato! I know you're here!
[01:51] ---
    Yamato!
[01:54] ---
    There you are!
    You should've at least answered me!
[01:58] ---
    Yamato?
[02:01] ---
    What do you want, Shinano?
[02:07] ---
    We all swam here before, didn't we?
[02:11] ---
    That's when we first found out
    Capu-chan couldn't swim.
[02:15] ---
    There was a big fuss, remember?
[02:20] ---
    Are you depressed?
[02:23] ---
    Of course not!
[02:27] ---
    H-Hey!
[02:30] ---
    Yamato!
[02:34] ---
    Yamato!
[02:38] ---
    Now that's refreshing!
[02:39] ---
    Jeez! Don't scare me like that!
[02:42] ---
    I'm sure...
[02:46] ---
    I'm sure we'll be able to meet him again!
[02:49] ---
    Yeah!
[02:51] ---
    I hope so!
[02:54] ---
    U-Um... Wait, everyone!
    Don't change the channel!
[02:58] ---
    This is Keroro Gunsou! It really is!
[03:04] ---
    Keroro: Yamato and Capu, Sire!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:10] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki,
    I say! Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:15] ---
    He's not here.
SIGN    Out
[03:18] ---
    H-He is?
[03:20] ---
    He said something about
    searching for a mystery spot.
[03:24] ---
    I figured you went with him.
[03:26] ---
    D-Don't tell me...
SIGN    Regrets
[03:29] ---
    It happened yesterday.
SIGN    Yesterday
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:32] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
SIGN    Master Fuyuki
[03:35] ---
    Look! Look!
[03:36] ---
    My highlight of the summer!
[03:40] ---
    Look!
[03:41] ---
    I got you, Gundam!
SIGN    Weekly UMA
    Special Issue!!
    Scoop!
SIGN    Ah
[03:46] ---
    Gero!
[03:54] ---
    That was a close one, sir.
[03:56] ---
    But my HG Grublo didn't get a scratch!
SIGN    Snap
[04:00] ---
    Snap?
SIGN    Diorama Legends of the World
[04:01] ---
    Gero?! Gero?!
[04:03] ---
    Gero gero ge!
[04:07] ---
    Master Fuyuki's precious world
[04:09] ---
    out-of-place artifact collection,
    all 11 types plus the two secret types!
[04:16] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[04:20] ---
    If I put everything back the way it was...
[04:24] ---
    G-Gero...
[04:28] ---
    Sarge...
[04:29] ---
    U-Um, Master Fuyuki...
[04:32] ---
    Uh, it looks like there
    happened to be some damage...
[04:36] ---
    Yeah.
[04:37] ---
    That's okay. Don't worry about it.
[04:42] ---
    It didn't look like
    Master Fuyuki was mad then...
[04:48] ---
    ...but maybe he was actually furious!
[04:53] ---
    And I brought this crystal space skull
    for him by way of an apology!
[04:57] ---
    Gross! Get that away from me!
SIGN    Whap
[05:04] ---
    Maybe...
[05:06] ---
    Maybe...
[05:08] ---
    Are you okay?
[05:10] ---
    This is gero-bad!
SIGN    Geroooo
[05:12] ---
    I have to apologize!
[05:15] ---
    What's with him?
SIGN    Okutama Station
[05:22] ---
    I got here earlier than expected.
[05:24] ---
    Even though it's officially Tokyo,
    this is more like where Grandma lives.
[05:32] ---
    Um...
[05:33] ---
    To get to the legendary Kappa Pond...
SIGN    Okutama Kappa Lake Kappa Sighting?! This Area Locals Speak of a Legendary Kappa Lake Kappa?!
SIGN    Bus
[05:47] ---
    O-Only one bus every two hours...
[05:53] ---
    Um, excuse me,
[05:55] ---
    do you know how to get to Kappa Pond?
[05:58] ---
    Go straight down this road.
[06:00] ---
    You'll see a big lone cedar tree.
[06:03] ---
    It's right in the entrance
    of the side road there.
[06:06] ---
    Lone cedar tree.
[06:07] ---
    Th-Thank you!
[06:09] ---
    It's just about a two-hour walk...
[06:14] ---
    Okay...
[06:18] ---
    This sunshine...
    This slope... It's too tough...
[06:29] ---
    I'm not there yet?
[06:41] ---
    There it is!
[06:43] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[06:45] ---
    According to Lady Natsumi,
[06:47] ---
    he went to Okutama Pass...
[06:50] ---
    ...but it's so big it'd be like looking
    for a needle in a haystack, sir!
[06:54] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[06:56] ---
    Where are you?!
[07:00] ---
    That's...
[07:01] ---
    I have to tell everyone!
SIGN    Power
[07:06] ---
    Capu...
[07:08] ---
    Hey! Yamato!
[07:12] ---
    I figured you'd be here!
[07:14] ---
    We're done with the base,
[07:17] ---
    so I thought I'd tear it apart
    before somebody else finds it.
[07:20] ---
    You can't tear that apart!
[07:21] ---
    Shinano-chan just called!
    She says Capu's back!
[07:26] ---
    No way!
[07:30] ---
    She probably saw something else.
[07:32] ---
    I don't think so, Yamato-kun.
[07:33] ---
    In manga, this would be called
    the last complete reversal.
[07:37] ---
    Complete reversal?
[07:39] ---
    Southpaw pitchers have an advantage,
    so his father forced him to be left-handed,
[07:43] ---
    but he's really right-handed.
    That kind of thing.
[07:50] ---
    Yamato-kun!
[07:51] ---
    Hey, Yamato!
[07:54] ---
    Capu! You came back!
[07:57] ---
    Capu!
[08:02] ---
    I finally found it!
[08:05] ---
    But it seems like...
SIGN    Kappa Pond Legend has it that the Kappa are longtime residents here.
[08:10] ---
    ...kids built this.
SIGN    Plywood
[08:13] ---
    Well, that's often the
    case at mystery spots...
[08:20] ---
    That's...
[08:25] ---
    Ah! I was right!
[08:27] ---
    Master Fuyuki, where are you?!
[08:31] ---
    Sarge!
[08:33] ---
    What are you doing here?
[08:36] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki...
[08:40] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[08:43] ---
    I'm sorry, sirrrrr!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[08:48] ---
    Gero!
[08:50] ---
    Sarge?!
[08:51] ---
    W-What are you doing?!
[08:53] ---
    You see? I've caught you, Gundam!
[08:55] ---
    But I'm not Gundam!
[08:58] ---
    Sarge!
[08:59] ---
    Hey, kid! Wait!
[09:03] ---
    Gero!
[09:03] ---
    Stop!
[09:05] ---
    But how...? He's got the anti-barrier up...
[09:09] ---
    Normal people shouldn't be able to see Sarge.
[09:17] ---
    No good.
[09:19] ---
    I used up my strength just getting here.
[09:24] ---
    Have I become the enemy's prisoner?
[09:28] ---
    L-Let go of me!
[09:30] ---
    I'm not some weak invader
    who gets taken prisoner!
[09:35] ---
    I'm not letting you go!
[09:37] ---
    G-Gero!
[09:42] ---
    C-Cut it out! L-Let me go!
[09:49] ---
    Gero?
[09:50] ---
    Well, we're here, Capu.
[09:52] ---
    Where is here?
[09:55] ---
    It's so blue and clear that it's scary!
[09:58] ---
    I don't even know if we have water
    like this back on Keron.
[10:01] ---
    Come on, Capu!
    What are you jabbering about?
[10:04] ---
    You're not telling me
    you forgot about our secret pond?
[10:09] ---
    I see!
[10:10] ---
    You left after all that commotion,
    come to think of it.
[10:13] ---
    I bet you're so embarrassed that you're
    pretending you don't know, Capu!
[10:16] ---
    Look, um...
[10:18] ---
    I don't have some weird name like Capu...
SIGN    Capu?
[10:22] ---
    That aside, I've been wondering about this...
[10:26] ---
    You took off my Keron Star,
    the proof that I'm a commander?!
[10:29] ---
    Wearing this silly thing...
[10:30] ---
    Was it supposed to be a disguise
     so we wouldn't recognize you?
[10:33] ---
    Not even my old man ever ripped it off!
[10:36] ---
    This way!
[10:37] ---
    Gero!
[10:38] ---
    It's over here!
[10:39] ---
    Gero!
[10:41] ---
    I've got it!
[10:42] ---
    Gero gero!
[10:43] ---
    Gero gero!
[10:44] ---
    That's my catchphrase, sir!
[10:46] ---
    Whatever! Just give it back to me!
[10:56] ---
    Now he can't come after me...
SIGN    Hey, wait!! (subtitle)
SIGN    I swallowed water... (subtitle)
SIGN    ...but it tastes good! (subtitle)
[11:06] ---
    He's swimming?!
[11:11] ---
    Strong swimmer!
[11:13] ---
    Even faster than Lady Natsumi!
[11:17] ---
    C-Can't hold my breath any longer...
[11:23] ---
    Not bad! You surprised me.
[11:25] ---
    Yes, fine, now give it back to me!
[11:28] ---
    Huh. And now you don't say "sire" anymore.
SIGN    Sire
[11:32] ---
    Sire?
[11:33] ---
    What's that, sir?
[11:34] ---
    Uh oh, caught you off guard!
[11:40] ---
    Give it back!
[11:41] ---
    Forget it!
[11:43] ---
    Come back here!
[11:49] ---
    Still...
[11:51] ---
    ...this pond feels wonderful.
[11:56] ---
    But now I'm going to get serious!
[11:59] ---
    I'll show him how my underwater
    mobility even beats out Grublo!
[12:09] ---
    See?! I got you!
[12:12] ---
    Okay, already!
[12:14] ---
    I'll give it back! I'll give it back, Capu!
[12:26] ---
    Even though it's summer, the chilly water
[12:29] ---
    and lying here on the rock with
    the sun shining down feels good.
[12:36] ---
    Gero?
[12:39] ---
    Here.
SIGN    Power
[12:42] ---
    Ta-daa!
[12:43] ---
    Gero...
[12:44] ---
    This suits you more than
    that star mark, Capu.
[12:48] ---
    This is...
[12:49] ---
    You remember the crown
    we all made for you, don't you?
[12:53] ---
    You always said you'd stamp out the evil
    yokai and become king of the yokai yourself.
[13:00] ---
    Um... I...
[13:02] ---
    Welcome back, Capu.
[13:04] ---
    Gero!
[13:05] ---
    Don't...
[13:08] ---
    Don't ever leave us again...
[13:10] ---
    G-Gero...
[13:11] ---
    Sarge!
[13:14] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[13:19] ---
    I finally found you!
[13:20] ---
    Who are you?!
[13:22] ---
    I've come to get Sarge back from you!
[13:25] ---
    What do you mean, "get him back"?!
[13:28] ---
    Capu is my friend!
[13:30] ---
    Gero...
[13:31] ---
    What?! Hey, say something, Sarge!
[13:35] ---
    Um, I...
[13:37] ---
    What do you keep going on about?!
[13:39] ---
    This guy's name isn't "Sarge"!
[13:41] ---
    Gero!
[13:42] ---
    Y-You're wrong!
[13:44] ---
    Sarge is Sarge!
[13:45] ---
    He's an invader who came to
    my house from outer space!
[13:48] ---
    You're wrong!
    Capu is a champion of justice
[13:51] ---
    who slays evil yokai!
[13:53] ---
    Although he was really a lousy warrior
    who talked big but always lost...
SIGN    Lousy
[13:57] ---
    For some reason, that rings a bell...
[13:59] ---
    "Was"?
[14:01] ---
    Let's go, Capu!
[14:03] ---
    Hey! Wait!
[14:07] ---
    Over here!
[14:12] ---
    Where are you looking?
[14:16] ---
    Where did Yamato go?
[14:18] ---
    He must be there!
[14:20] ---
    Yamato-kun!
[14:23] ---
    I was right! Look!
[14:25] ---
    Oh, yeah! And Capu's there, too!
[14:27] ---
    And also...
[14:28] ---
    He's not from around here!
[14:31] ---
    But is that... Capu?
[14:35] ---
    What are you doin', Yamato?
[14:37] ---
    Come down here!
[14:38] ---
    Stay out of this! Right now I'm in
    the middle of a man-to-man showdown!
[14:42] ---
    A showdown?
[14:44] ---
    He was talking nonsense
    about giving him Capu back,
[14:48] ---
    so I challenged him to a contest!
[14:51] ---
    Aha. I get it.
[14:53] ---
    In manga, this would be the part where they
    meet again and their friendship is tested.
[14:57] ---
    A trial, right?
[14:59] ---
    Even in this area,
[15:01] ---
    you're the only one
    who can dive from there!
[15:04] ---
    An outsider doesn't have a chance!
[15:06] ---
    So what are you gonna do?
[15:11] ---
    It'll be fine! You won't die!
[15:17] ---
    But nobody's twisting your arm.
[15:19] ---
    Either way, Capu is Capu.
[15:23] ---
    Actually...
[15:25] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[15:32] ---
    I'll jump.
[15:35] ---
    I'm gonna take Sarge and go home.
[15:38] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[15:41] ---
    No! Don't do it!
[15:44] ---
    It's seriously dangerous!
[15:45] ---
    That miraculous upset win you see in manga
[15:48] ---
    doesn't happen much in real life!
[15:53] ---
    Hey!
[15:57] ---
    I'm gonna jump...
[15:59] ---
    I said I'm gonna jump, and I will!
[16:02] ---
    Although...
[16:04] ---
    ...maybe instead of jumping,
[16:06] ---
    it would be easier to just let myself fall.
[16:12] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:21] ---
    That idiot!
[16:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:25] ---
    I'm sorry, sir!
[16:32] ---
    I'm sorry, Sarge...
[16:34] ---
    I guess it wasn't a good idea, after all...
[16:42] ---
    I'm sorry!
[16:44] ---
    I'm sorry, sir!
[16:46] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:54] ---
    Sarge!
[16:55] ---
    He woke up!
[16:56] ---
    Thank goodness!
[16:57] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[16:59] ---
    Sheesh! Who in their right mind
    would jump from there?
[17:03] ---
    But what about the contest?
[17:05] ---
    Gero!
[17:10] ---
    Here. This is yours, right?
[17:12] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[17:14] ---
    Sarge-san... is it?
[17:17] ---
    Take him home with you.
[17:19] ---
    But...
[17:20] ---
    Of course. He's not Capu.
[17:24] ---
    I realized it earlier.
[17:26] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:28] ---
    The truth is,
[17:30] ---
    I realized it right off the bat, too.
[17:33] ---
    After all,
[17:34] ---
    I could never mistake
    somebody else for Capu.
[17:37] ---
    Then you knew I wasn't...
[17:40] ---
    He disappeared not long ago,
[17:44] ---
    so I'm sure Yamato wanted you
    to be the real Capu, but...
[17:51] ---
    I apologize, too.
[17:54] ---
    Still, Capu went back home out of the blue.
[17:58] ---
    We all went into the depths
    of the sea with Capu,
[18:01] ---
    and into space, too!
[18:03] ---
    We fought evil yokai together too, right?
[18:06] ---
    Well, it's not like anyone would believe us.
[18:10] ---
    Not true.
[18:12] ---
    I believe you.
[18:14] ---
    I believe you!
[18:18] ---
    I see. You met that unknown
    life form called "Capu,"
[18:23] ---
    which is why my anti-barrier
    didn't work on you.
[18:28] ---
    But...
[18:29] ---
    ...if I look closely,
    you look different from Capu.
SIGN    Tail
[18:32] ---
    You don't have a tail, either.
[18:34] ---
    And I think Capu-chan had a clearer gaze.
SIGN    Gaze
[18:40] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki... right?
[18:42] ---
    Yeah.
[18:43] ---
    There's something I wanna show you.
[18:49] ---
    This is where I met Capu.
[18:52] ---
    At one point, rumors about Capu spread,
[18:55] ---
    that there was a kappa in the area,
[18:57] ---
    which is why we made a fake kappa pond,
[18:59] ---
    so this place wouldn't get overrun.
[19:01] ---
    Then this is the real...
[19:04] ---
    Listen, after I acted like a jerk to you,
[19:08] ---
    I shouldn't be asking for a favor, but...
[19:11] ---
    Yeah. I understand.
[19:13] ---
    Of course, I won't tell anyone about this.
[19:16] ---
    This is a special place for you and Capu.
[19:26] ---
    Sarge! Let's get going.
[19:29] ---
    Roger!
[19:31] ---
    Gero!
[19:32] ---
    Oh! The last bus!
[19:36] ---
    I don't wanna walk anymore!
[19:38] ---
    Let's hurry, sir!
[19:39] ---
    Goodbye!
[19:41] ---
    Hurry up!
[19:44] ---
    Those two are just like you and Capu.
[19:47] ---
    What are you trying to say?
[19:50] ---
    I don't think they'll make the bus in time.
[19:53] ---
    In manga, that would be the punchline.
[19:56] ---
    Shall we help them out?
[19:58] ---
    Nah. Even if the two of them
    plod all the way to the station,
[20:01] ---
    I'm sure it'll become a
    good memory at some point.
[20:04] ---
    Come again,
    invader who looks just like Capu.
[20:10] ---
    We're gonna miss the bus...
[20:12] ---
    And I dropped the key to my
    flying saucer somewhere...
[20:17] ---
    Sarge, that...
[20:19] ---
    Gero?
[20:20] ---
    Oh!
[20:21] ---
    I forgot to give it back, sir.
[20:23] ---
    I guess it's okay if you hold on to it.
[20:25] ---
    What?
[20:26] ---
    Let's visit here again, Sarge.
[20:30] ---
    Sure.
[20:32] ---
    Actually, I kind of like it, sire.
[20:36] ---
    Just kidding!
[20:39] ---
    By the way, why did you apologize
    to me this afternoon?
[20:44] ---
    Gero!
[20:45] ---
    A-Actually, I thought maybe
    you were still mad about me
SIGN    World Our-of-place Artifact Collection 11 Types And Two Secret Types
[20:48] ---
    breaking your world out-of-place
    artifact collection,
[20:52] ---
    all 11 types plus the two secret types!
[20:55] ---
    Um...
[20:57] ---
    Oh, that!
[20:58] ---
    Gero?
[20:59] ---
    That's what it was about?
[21:00] ---
    I wasn't mad at all!
[21:05] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[21:09] ---
    H-Hey!
[21:13] ---
    That was mean! Give it back!
[21:15] ---
    Now you know how I feel!
[21:18] ---
    What kind of life form was Capu?
[21:22] ---
    That shall remain a secret.
[21:24] ---
    But surely, the friendship
    between Yamato-kun and Capu,
[21:27] ---
    like the friendship between
    Fuyuki-kun and the sergeant,
[21:29] ---
    was as beautiful as this starry sky.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    I am Dasonu☆Maso!
[23:09] ---
    All right, question!
SIGN    Dasonu Maso
[23:11] ---
    How many times have I appeared here?
[23:14] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    I don't even remember!
SIGN    Special Concert
[23:17] ---
    That is who I am!
[23:19] ---
    That aside, Kulukulu Pants!
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: He'll Comb Straight Out,
    Singing With an Afro, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Dororo's Mysterious Mountain, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E174 - Keroro: He'll Comb Straight Out, Singing With an Afro, Sir! / Dororo's Mysterious Mountain, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    Here we are again at Grandma Akina's house.
[01:36] ---
    They're having a rather
    lively time with Koyuki h—
[01:39] ---
    Uh, apparently not.
[01:43] ---
    It's so nice and quiet without
    that stupid frog around.
[01:46] ---
    I wonder what Sarge's "appointment" is?
[01:48] ---
    I'm a bit worried.
[01:50] ---
    Dororo, what's the matter?
[01:51] ---
    I really am the only one left out.
[01:54] ---
    So...
SIGN    Bubi
[01:56] ---
    ...the source of that worry is...
[01:58] ---
    All right, all right!
[02:00] ---
    A bit to the right! Just a bit!
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN Special Concert
[02:02] ---
    Uh, a little more to the left.
[02:04] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN
[02:07] ---
    It's not Dasonu Maso, it's DANCE☆MAN?
[02:10] ---
    Myaoooon!
[02:11] ---
    For real?
[02:12] ---
    Gero gerori!
[02:16] ---
    Keroro: He'll Comb Straight Out,
    Singing With an Afro, Sir!
[02:23] ---
    When I was living with Grandma,
[02:26] ---
    this hill in back was my playground.
[02:29] ---
    It certainly is the ideal playground.
[02:33] ---
    This is where there was a landslide
    in the recent downpour.
[02:37] ---
    Oh!
[02:38] ---
    What's that?
[02:48] ---
    Wow!
[02:50] ---
    This tunnel is considerably long.
[02:52] ---
    Maybe it's the ruins of a
    super-ancient civilization.
[02:58] ---
    There may be something up ahead!
[03:04] ---
    What is this?!
[03:06] ---
    Looks like I was right! It's a big discovery!
[03:09] ---
    Well, that shape is...
[03:12] ---
    ...one I feel like I've seen somewhere.
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN Special Concert
[03:17] ---
    DANCE☆MAN, special concert!
[03:20] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[03:20] ---
    Yay, it's started!
[03:22] ---
    DANCE☆MAN sure has a lovely hairstyle!
[03:23] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant is Afro!
[03:25] ---
    Let's see, he defeated a monster, right?
[03:27] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[03:28] ---
    No, he's basically a singer.
SIGN    Funk
[03:31] ---
    Plus, he sings songs with a funk beat
    that really gets you moving!
[03:31] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant is Afro!
[03:34] ---
    But, I'm not sure you'll get it, Grandma.
[03:34] [SONG] ---
    Don't pull on it hard.
     Don't pinch it so freely.
[03:36] ---
    Oh my! You sure told me!
[03:38] ---
    Don't worry! I'm sure
    Grandma will like him, too!
[03:41] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:43] ---
    What?! The stupid frog?!
[03:45] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone!
[03:45] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[03:48] ---
    Uncles and aunties!
[03:48] [SONG] ---
    Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[03:50] ---
    Thank you for waiting!
[03:52] ---
    The special concert is about to begin!
[03:52] ---
    Go! Go! Win!
[03:58] ---
    I am...
[04:01] ---
    ...Dasonu Maso!
SIGN    Whaaa?!
[04:05] ---
    Ah, I knew it. I'll introduce him,
    in case you don't know.
[04:09] ---
    Yay!
[04:11] ---
    This is a hairly strange alien
    named Dasonu Maso, who hoped that
[04:15] ---
    people would buy his tickets
    thinking he was DANCE☆MAN.
SIGN    Urk!
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN
[04:20] [SONG] ---
    So long as there's
    a real thing in this world,
[04:21] ---
    I'll comb straight out:
SIGN    DASONU☆MAN
[04:22] ---
    you have to compare the letters carefully
    to get the source of his name.
SIGN    DASONU☆MASO
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    Fakers will exist!
    That's the destiny of space.
[04:25] ---
    Hi, everyone! You're looking good!
[04:26] ---
    Wow, DANCE☆MAN really is cool!
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
[04:28] ---
    Looks like we're going
    to have a super fun day!
[04:29] ---
    No, Koyuki-chan! This is Dasonu Maso!
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
[04:32] ---
    Yes, super super fun!
[04:33] ---
    He's obviously a fake!
[04:36] ---
    What could this be?
[04:38] ---
    Maybe some type of altar?
[04:45] ---
    Fuyuki-dono, run away!
[04:57] ---
    Everybody! Are you ready?
SIGN    Silence...
[05:01] ---
    Silence...
[05:03] ---
    Yay! Nice cool response!
[05:03] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
     I declared war on DANCE☆MAN!
[05:06] ---
    Okay, I'll comb straight out
    with something you all know!
[05:07] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
     But I was late to the place to fight!
[05:09] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    When a girl says that she likes me,
SIGN    Snap!
SIGN    I'll Comb Straight Out!
[05:11] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
     All my special moves are ridiculous.
[05:12] ---
    I reply "Let's be good friends,"
[05:14] ---
    then give no news after that!
[05:15] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
     A great war between him and him!
[05:16] ---
    That is who I am!
[05:20] ---
    Irresistable!
[05:21] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
[05:22] ---
    I never get tired of hearing that!
[05:24] [SONG] ---
    Putting you to sleep from morning on.
[05:25] ---
    Hmph! Can we really
    invade Pekopon like this?
[05:27] [SONG] ---
    His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
    Dancing in my soul!
[05:28] ---
    Take a look at the audience, sir!
[05:31] ---
    Wh-What's this?!
[05:31] [SONG] ---
    Going to fool parents with how cute I am.
[05:32] ---
    Though we aliens find Dasonu Maso's
    "I'll comb straight out!" to be hilarious,
[05:38] ---
    to Pekoponians it's meaningless
    and a real turn-off!
[05:42] ---
    It saps their vitality in a flash, sir!
[05:46] ---
    Just by broadcasting this stage
     to all of Pekopon,
[05:50] ---
    we've got a sufficient weapon!
[05:53] [SONG] ---
    I won't sing this theme myself,
[05:55] ---
    Plus, with the confusing name,
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN
[05:56] [SONG] ---
    But for some reason, singing in
    DANCE☆MAN's place is my destiny.
[05:57] ---
    the tickets sold out —
    two birds with one stone!
SIGN    DASONU☆MASO
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN
SIGN    DASONU☆MASO
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN
SIGN    Dasonu Maso
[06:00] ---
    What the?!
[06:00] [SONG] ---
    Is a purr-rabbit a rabbit?
    It's a rodent however you look at it.
[06:01] ---
    Or, like, dirty business?
[06:04] [SONG] ---
    Ito-kon'nyaku and shirataki
     are both made from the same thing.
[06:04] ---
    Honestly, it's always the guys who can't
    do anything themselves that nitpick.
[06:08] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
     DANCE☆MAN better be ready for this verdict!
[06:09] ---
    Wh-What did you say?!
[06:11] ---
    At the end, Dasonu Maso-san is set to reveal
    the ultimate "I'll comb straight out!"
[06:11] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
     I'm seriously late to the post quarrel.
[06:15] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
     Though we resemble each other an awful lot.
[06:15] ---
    And that will be the end
    of Pekopon! Gero gerori!
[06:19] [SONG] ---
    Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
     It looks tough either way.
[06:20] ---
    This strategy just might work!
[06:23] ---
    For real?
[06:28] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
SIGN    I'll Comb Straight Out!
[06:29] ---
    To ensure this doesn't happen again,
    I want to take flawless countermeasures.
[06:34] ---
    While saying that, I repeat the same mistake!
[06:37] ---
    That is who I am!
[06:40] ---
    What's the matter, girls?
[06:44] ---
    Help me!
[06:47] ---
    Dororo Ninja Ultimate Secret Technique!
[06:50] ---
    Shooting Star Cross Shuriken!
[06:56] ---
    Fuyuki, are you all right?
[06:58] ---
    Yeah, somehow.
[07:00] ---
    What is this?
[07:01] ---
    It was inside a cave in the hills out back.
[07:08] ---
    Wh-What?!
[07:13] ---
    This is...!
[07:14] ---
    So it really is a spaceship
    from Planet Mirror Ball.
[07:23] ---
    Ooh! You're...
[07:25] ---
    ...the real DANCE☆MAN!
[07:26] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[07:28] ---
    That Dasonu Maso jerk shut me up inside this!
[07:31] ---
    Dasonu Maso is on TV right now.
[07:33] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[07:34] ---
    Though I say, "I know all about
    operating computers. Leave it to me!"
[07:39] ---
    I actually can only play video games!
[07:40] ---
    That is who I am!
[07:40] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[07:42] ---
    That jerk was planning to take my place!
[07:45] ---
    Darn it! He'll gonna pay for this!
[07:47] ---
    But, isn't your arm hurt?
[07:47] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sergeant!
[07:50] ---
    Oh, this is nothing. No big deal!
SIGN    Myaoooon!
[07:53] ---
    Myaoooon!
[07:56] ---
    I'm going to drag that jerk
    off the stage right away!
[08:03] ---
    A-Are you all right?
[08:05] ---
    I... I'm all out... of strength...
[08:09] ---
    Could it be you haven't eaten anything?
[08:14] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
[08:16] ---
    I say, "In Japan, the only free things
    are water and safety,"
SIGN    AITA
SIGN    AROM
[08:19] ---
    yet I only drink store-bought mineral water!
[08:21] ---
    That is who I am!
[08:23] ---
    How is... this funny?
[08:26] ---
    Somehow I don't really care anymore.
[08:29] ---
    I'm cold... and scared...
SIGN    I'll Comb Straight Out!
[08:33] ---
    The negative energy from
    Dasonu Maso's catchphrase
[08:35] ---
    has sapped the people's energy in a flash.
SIGN    I'll Comb Straight Out!
[08:39] ---
    The Pekoponians' vitality
    has declined to 30%!
[08:43] ---
    We're almost there!
[08:44] ---
    Gero gerori!
[08:46] ---
    Now, at last the time has come
    to finish them off
[08:49] ---
    with the ultimate
    "I'll comb straight out."
[08:51] ---
    Everybody! We've finally reached
    today's last "I'll comb straight out!"
[08:57] ---
    For the sake of this day,
    I went without sleep,
SIGN    AITA
SIGN    AROM
[08:59] ---
    and without naps, to think it up!
[09:01] ---
    Now, here I go! The ultimate
    "I'll comb straight out!"
[09:06] ---
    Dasonu Maso-san!
[09:08] ---
    Commander-dono! That is enough!
[09:10] ---
    Resign yourself!
[09:12] ---
    Gero gerori! Since it's come to this!
[09:14] ---
    What?!
[09:17] ---
    At any cost, I'll settle this with the
    ultimate "I'll comb straight out!"
[09:20] ---
    I'm going to get a great big
    burst of laughter!
[09:23] ---
    What?!
[09:24] ---
    I'll comb straight out! I'm several levels
    funnier than you, Dasonu Maso!
[09:28] ---
    Shut up! Let go of the mic!
[09:28] ---
    This is different from your goal
    at the start, though...
[09:32] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    DANCE☆MAN Special Concert
[09:33] ---
    Sorry, everyone! I got
    delayed by some trouble!
[09:40] ---
    Okay, I'll cheer you up
    by revealing a new song!
[09:44] ---
    Oh! Looks like he made it in time!
[09:47] ---
    I'm dedicating this song to Grandma Akina,
    who treated me to the tastiest rice balls!
[09:56] ---
    Grandma, you're amazing!
[09:59] ---
    So cool!
[10:01] ---
    Everyone, sing with me! Myaoooon!
SIGN    Afro Sing Out Groovy-Groovy Pants!!
[10:05] ---
    "Afro Sing Out Groovy-Groovy Pants!"
[10:07] [SONG] ---
    Afro Sing Out!
[10:12] [SONG] ---
    Clap your hands! Come on!
[10:14] [SONG] ---
    The Afro Sing Out dance is simple.
[10:17] [SONG] ---
    Just roll your hips.
[10:19] [SONG] ---
    And wiggle your butt.
[10:22] [SONG] ---
    Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[10:24] [SONG] ---
    Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[10:26] [SONG] ---
    Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[10:28] [SONG] ---
    Right, that's all.
     Just keep on doing that.
[10:33] [SONG] ---
    Okay, while dancing,
    let's try making goofy faces.
[10:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, goofy face!
[10:38] [SONG] ---
    Okay, goofy face!
[10:41] [SONG] ---
    Okay, keep with the
    groovy-groovy pants and goofy faces.
[10:43] [SONG] ---
    Now, jump!
[10:45] [SONG] ---
    And again! Jump!
[10:48] [SONG] ---
    (Afro!) Shake your hips with
     Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[10:52] [SONG] ---
    (Sing out!) Wiggle your butt in
     Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[10:57] [SONG] ---
    (Afro!) Groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy
    Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:01] [SONG] ---
    (Sing out!) Groovy-Groovy Pants!
     Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:06] [SONG] ---
    Clap your hands again! Come on!
[11:07] ---
    When DANCE☆MAN showed up, the venue,
[11:09] ---
    no, the world, heated up at once,
[11:12] ---
    and regained its energy!
[11:17] ---
    Oops! This isn't the time
    to be fighting like this.
[11:21] ---
    Seems I picked a bad place
    to shut up DANCE☆MAN.
[11:22] [SONG] ---
    (Afro!) Shake your hips with
    Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:24] ---
    Well, I'll comb straight out! If I hadn't,
    we wouldn't be talking about it!
SIGN    I'll Comb Straight Out!
[11:26] [SONG] ---
    (Sing out!) Wiggle your butt in
     Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:28] ---
    By the way, Dasonu Maso-san,
[11:30] ---
    what was the ultimate
    "I'll comb straight out"?
[11:30] [SONG] ---
    (Afro!) Groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy
     Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:33] ---
    I'll comb straight out: I can't say it here!
[11:34] [SONG] ---
    (Sing out!) Groovy-Groovy Pants!
     Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:35] ---
    Later!
[11:37] ---
    Gero?
[11:38] ---
    Groovy Groovy Groovy Pants!
[11:39] [SONG] ---
    (Afro!) Keep going like that with
     Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:41] ---
    Hey, what! Tell me, you cheap jerk!
[11:43] ---
    You hadn't really thought of one, right?!
[11:43] [SONG] ---
    (Bathtime!) Take one every day,
     Then put on clean new pants!
[11:48] [SONG] ---
    (Afro!) Groovy-Groovy Pants!
    Groovy-Groovy Pants! Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:48] ---
    Yes, kerokero?
[11:50] ---
    Stupid frog, I'm waiting for you
    at Grandma's house...
[11:52] [SONG] ---
    (Sing out!) Groovy-Groovy Pants!
     Groovy-Groovy Pants! Groovy-Groovy Pants!
[11:57] [SONG] ---
    Come on!
[11:57] ---
    In the end, the only one who
    froze up white was Sergeant Keroro.
[12:12] ---
    As punishment,
[12:14] ---
    Sergeant and his squad are thoroughly
    cleaning Grandma Akina's house.
[12:19] ---
    You're the worst, pretending to sell
    tickets for the real DANCE☆MAN!
[12:24] ---
    I'll make sure you're sorry!
[12:26] ---
    Okaaay...
[12:27] ---
    Even so, it's fun to have a crowd here!
[12:33] ---
    Oh, my... what's that?
[12:42] ---
    Dororo's Mysterious Mountain, Sir!
[12:48] ---
    Meanwhile, Dororo was alone...
[12:51] ---
    ...striving hard at his training.
[13:00] ---
    As always, weather in the
    mountains is changeable.
[13:09] ---
    That's... the admiral's neighbor's doggie.
[13:13] ---
    If I remember right, its name is Desu.
[13:17] ---
    Uh, hey!
[13:18] ---
    It's dangerous to run that fast in the mist!
[13:21] ---
    Hey!
[13:25] ---
    Hey! Do you hear me, Desu-chan?!
[13:29] ---
    Eek! Stop it!
[13:31] ---
    What is this?!
[13:32] ---
    Oh dear, that tickles!
[13:36] ---
    So it was a friend.
[13:38] ---
    Oops! The anti-barrier...
[13:41] ---
    Just where did you come from?
[13:43] ---
    You always show up by chance
    after I've forgotten.
[13:46] ---
    Could it be that you were sent by God?
[13:50] ---
    Never mind that, you want to play? Gladly!
[13:53] ---
    Come!
[13:56] ---
    Wait... I've seen that girl
    somewhere before...
[14:08] ---
    You know, I haven't seen Doro-chan lately...
[14:15] ---
    Here! This way!
[14:21] ---
    This way, this way!
[14:25] ---
    She carries herself quite well.
[14:28] ---
    Truly swift as wind.
[14:41] ---
    Hey! You'll scare the fish away!
[14:59] ---
    Yahoo! We've got watermelon!
[15:02] ---
    Wouldn't be summer without it!
[15:04] ---
    Hooray!
[15:06] ---
    Say, Doro-chan hasn't returned yet.
[15:09] ---
    I wonder if he's lost somewhere.
[15:11] ---
    Oh, my!
[15:12] ---
    Then, maybe we should wait
    until Doro-chan gets back.
[15:16] ---
    Oh, you don't need to worry about him.
[15:18] ---
    Not having anybody worry about him is
    Dororo-senpai's raison d'etre.
[15:22] ---
    Watermelon. Gimme watermelon.
[15:24] ---
    Or, like, member withdrawn?
[15:27] ---
    You guys are too cold-hearted!
[15:29] ---
    We'll find him soon if we
    all search together, right?
[15:40] ---
    Oh, no!
[15:41] ---
    Come!
[15:43] ---
    Hurry!
[15:48] ---
    I smell rain.
[16:01] ---
    So hot!
[16:03] ---
    Dororo!
[16:05] ---
    Dororo, where are you?
[16:07] ---
    So hot!
[16:08] ---
    Or, like, distressed searching?
[16:10] ---
    He's definitely in the vicinity.
[16:13] ---
    I found this right over there.
[16:16] ---
    And Dororo-senpai's footprints were
    on that mountain road over there.
[16:20] ---
    Jeez! Where did you go, Dororo?
[16:23] ---
    I wanna eat watermelon!
[16:39] ---
    Hang on!
[16:41] ---
    You're all right now.
[16:51] ---
    Don't come!
[17:01] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[17:04] ---
    Before that, hold the rope tightly!
[17:07] ---
    Don't let go!
[17:10] ---
    Nin!
[17:17] ---
    Koyuki-chan, find anything?
[17:18] ---
    I found various places where Dororo likely
    stopped during his training, but...
[17:24] ---
    What could this be?
[17:25] ---
    That's... Dororo's kunai!
[17:28] ---
    Then, it's certain he was in this area.
[17:31] ---
    But...
[17:33] ---
    ...with all this rust,
    it's been here for quite a long time.
[17:37] ---
    Fuyuki!
[17:39] ---
    Sigh... That Dororo, being an assassin,
[17:42] ---
    is impossible to find
    once he's hidden himself.
[17:46] ---
    Let's withdraw now.
[17:48] ---
    Wait!
[17:49] ---
    I'm sure something must have
    happened to Dororo.
[17:52] ---
    What something?
[17:54] ---
    I don't know.
[17:55] ---
    But, I think that's what this means.
[17:59] ---
    Oh, all right.
[18:00] ---
    I'll search for him with Komawari 4.
[18:04] ---
    If you could do that,
    then do it at the start! Jeez!
[18:07] ---
    Oh.
[18:08] ---
    Got anything?
[18:10] ---
    There's no response anywhere.
[18:11] ---
    What?!
[18:12] ---
    This means that Lance Corporal Dororo
    doesn't exist on this Pekopon.
SIGN    Whaaa?!
[18:17] ---
    Whaaa?!
[18:19] ---
    This sure is an interesting phenomenon!
[18:28] ---
    This girl could see me?
[18:31] ---
    The anti-barrier is working normally.
[18:34] ---
    Just what does this mean?
[18:39] ---
    Um...
[18:41] ---
    Thank you very much.
[18:43] ---
    No, I only did what was natural.
[18:47] ---
    This may not be much of a thank-you,
[19:01] ---
    but I dried these masu salmon myself.
[19:04] ---
    You can catch a lot of them here.
[19:06] ---
    Please have them as souvenirs.
[19:08] ---
    I... am in your debt.
[19:12] ---
    Thank you! Come visit again!
[19:16] ---
    Be in good health!
[19:24] ---
    This isn't a dream, is it?
[19:36] ---
    Well, this is for the watermelon.
[19:38] ---
    I'll search for him using multidimensional
    exploration quantum data.
[19:42] ---
    Wait, can you really find him with that?
[19:47] ---
    Look, I found him!
[19:49] ---
    Where, where?! Where is that Dororo jerk?
[19:52] ---
    Is something the matter?
[19:54] ---
    Dororo!
[19:55] ---
    How can you say that, so carefree?
[19:57] ---
    We've all exhausted ourselves
    searching for you!
[20:00] ---
    Cheeses me off!
[20:02] ---
    I'm terribly sorry about that.
[20:04] ---
    However, I have been in
    this area the whole time.
[20:08] ---
    Dororo, do you recognize this?
[20:10] ---
    That kunai is one I used
    when it was raining earlier.
[20:14] ---
    I don't remember it raining.
[20:16] ---
    Huh? But that tremendous downpour—
[20:18] ---
    No, it hasn't rained at all!
[20:21] ---
    You were probably napping
    and saw that in a dream!
[20:25] ---
    Uh, no, I wasn't napping.
[20:27] ---
    Anyway, let's hurry back.
[20:30] ---
    I'm starving!
[20:32] ---
    We'll have the watermelon after dinner.
[20:37] ---
    That dried masu salmon looks delicious!
[20:40] ---
    Doro-chan, where did you get them?
[20:43] ---
    I received them as souvenirs.
[20:45] ---
    As a child, I used to make dried fish
    from the masu salmon I caught.
[20:51] ---
    But after a dam was built upstream,
[20:54] ---
    I couldn't catch masu salmon
    around here anymore.
[20:58] ---
    Oh, uh, but...
[21:02] ---
    There, there!
[21:04] ---
    That's a good girl!
[21:08] ---
    Could it be... that girl was...
[21:11] ---
    ...the admiral?!
[21:14] ---
    Dororo!
[21:16] ---
    They're gonna burn.
[21:18] ---
    O-Oh, uh, you're right.
[21:24] ---
    In the mountains,
    mysterious things happen sometimes.
[21:28] ---
    Dororo and Grandma Akina had
    an encounter in this form.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Red?
SIGN    Red?!
[23:07] ---
    Corporal Giroro here.
[23:08] ---
    Summer vacation is all about
    radio exercises.
[23:11] ---
    Every morning, after running
    a circuit through town,
[23:13] ---
    you do these splendid and
    perfectly-ordered exercises.
[23:15] ---
    Then you get one stamp on your card.
[23:17] ---
    Now that is a summer vacation treasure!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that!
    It rained during vacation, right?
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Fuyuki & Natsumi:
    A New Morning Has Come, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E175 - Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir! / Fuyuki & Natsumi: A New Morning Has Come, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:30] ---
    It happened on a hot summer's day.
SIGN    Pool with
    Koyuki-chan ♡
[01:33] ---
    Okay, I'll be back later!
[01:36] ---
    At that time, the sergeant was...
SIGN    Flip
[01:39] ---
    ...digilently continuing
    his days of strenuous labor.
[01:47] ---
    And... he thought...
[01:49] ---
    ...that he would get into a pool at all costs.
[02:00] ---
    Keroro: Dive Into the Plastic Pool, Sir!
[02:05] ---
    Whaaaa?!
SIGN    Whaaaa?!
[02:07] ---
    Impossible. Completely impossible!
[02:11] ---
    Let's go home, Koyuki-chan.
[02:13] ---
    Awwww, no...
SIGN    Garbage
[02:20] ---
    The mild, pleasant weather has passed,
[02:24] ---
    and Pekopon has entered
    its most cruel season.
[02:27] ---
    My pride and joy,
    my dedicated underground pool,
[02:30] ---
    was found out to be leeching off
    the Hinata house's water supply,
[02:33] ---
    and is currently unusable.
[02:36] ---
    The only method left to me...
[02:39] ---
    ...is most likely the most
    difficult of all methods...
[02:42] ---
    The pool? Ahaha, no thanks.
[02:46] ---
    See, I knew it. Not much
    hope here, as I thought.
[02:50] ---
    Don't say that! I think you'll
    definitely enjoy it if you go!
[02:53] ---
    No swimming! We'll just soak!
[02:56] ---
    There'll be other kids there!
[02:59] ---
    I'll pass.
[03:01] ---
    Straight-faced, but he's
    clearly in a bad mood...
SIGN    I've already reached the
    conclusion that I won't go.
    Surely you can understand that
    without asserting yourself even more.
    Can't you tell that if you do that it will just create unpleasant feelings...?
    I don't like what I don't like.
    Myself is myself.
[03:03] ---
    I can see it... I can see it!
[03:05] ---
    That all-too-insurmountable wall!
[03:09] ---
    Then a change of plan is called for, sir.
[03:11] ---
    Keroro Brain: Off!
[03:13] ---
    No no no no!
[03:15] ---
    I wanna go to the pool with Master Fuyuki!
[03:17] ---
    Sarge.
[03:20] ---
    You won't make any friends
    being noisy like that.
SIGN    Stunned...
SIGN    Silence...
[03:27] ---
    Sarge?
[03:28] ---
    It's fine... It's fine...
SIGN    I'm always just saying selfish things, anyway... I don't have a brain for anything except causing trouble for Master Fuyuki... I'm just a pathetic, green, stupid frog, sir...
SIGN    Depressed
[03:30] ---
    Never mind what I say...
[03:34] ---
    Never mind...
    I guess I'll go invade, or something...
[03:37] ---
    Just press some switches at random...
[03:39] ---
    All right, all right, Sarge...
    I'll go along with you.
[03:42] ---
    But I'm pretty sure the pools
    will all be packed, you know?
SIGN    Dialing... Hinata Natsumi
[03:45] ---
    We're just coming back.
[03:47] ---
    There's no chance of swimming there.
[03:50] ---
    Couldn't be helped, so I thought we'd come back
    and have a cold bath or something.
[03:53] ---
    Sorry, but could you fill the bath up?
[03:56] ---
    Okay.
[03:58] ---
    Well, that's how it is.
    Can't you settle for a cold bath?
[04:01] ---
    I want a pool. I want a pool. I want a pool.
[04:04] ---
    No longer capable of logic!
[04:04] ---
    I want a pool. I want a pool.
[04:06] ---
    A pool, huh... Oh, dear...
[04:09] ---
    Ah... Actually...
[04:12] ---
    If we did have one...
    I guess it'd be in the cave?
[04:17] ---
    The storage closet on the second floor.
[04:19] ---
    A chaos of indiscriminately
    packed items of Hinata history.
[04:22] ---
    Its common name: The Hinata Cave.
SIGN    Common name: The Hinata Cave
[04:29] ---
    The Hinata house never
    fails to surprise me.
SIGN    Tangerines
[04:32] ---
    Who knew this place harbored a pool?
SIGN    Leisure Pool DX
[04:36] ---
    Oh! There it is! No mistaking it!
[04:39] ---
    Hey, Red.
SIGN    Red?
[04:41] ---
    Yo, Red!
SIGN    Red?!
[04:42] ---
    M-Me?!
[04:43] ---
    Go for it! Go for it! Cor-por-al!
[04:53] ---
    So, this is what we successfully excavated.
[04:55] ---
    A Hinata relic, sir!
[04:57] ---
    Huh? This is a pool?
[05:00] ---
    Pekopon's quaint culture often
    defies expectations, sir.
[05:05] ---
    No, look at this!
[05:07] ---
    It's made to take air in through here!
[05:11] ---
    Go for it, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:13] ---
    Do your best, Uncle!
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    5 minutes elapse
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    Puff
SIGN    Puff
[05:26] ---
    My gills...
[05:27] ---
    Something's... wrong with my gills...
[05:29] ---
    Almost no change...
[05:33] ---
    Don't we use this thing?
[05:34] ---
    Mention that sooner...
[05:37] ---
    Oh! It's going in, it's going in!
[05:40] ---
    Good going, Pekopon!
[05:42] ---
    Pool! Pool! Pool!
SIGN    3 minutes elapse
[05:46] ---
    3 minutes elapse.
[05:51] ---
    I taste blood...
[05:52] ---
    I feel like it is more
    inflated than before...
[05:55] ---
    Hey, Red... Change places...
[05:57] ---
    Me again?!
[05:58] ---
    Why always me?!
[06:00] ---
    Good! Good! That's the way!
[06:02] ---
    How exciting!
[06:05] ---
    Nin, nin.
[06:06] ---
    Come on, come on! Stronger! Faster!
[06:10] ---
    A little... a little break...
[06:11] ---
    No! Keep going!
[06:15] ---
    I wonder where Sarge went?
[06:18] ---
    Did he just give up?
[06:22] ---
    Kululu!
[06:23] ---
    The commander's calling for you.
[06:27] ---
    A kids' pool!
[06:29] ---
    So we still had this thing!
[06:31] ---
    So? Where's Sarge?
[06:33] ---
    Right there? In front of you.
[06:35] ---
    Huh?
[06:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[06:37] ---
    Where? Where are you?
[06:39] ---
    Gero gero gero. Here, here, sir!
[06:43] ---
    Wow!
[06:44] ---
    The Hinata house pool is quite pleasant, sir!
[06:47] ---
    It is awesome!
SIGN    Utterly exhausted
[06:51] ---
    It was worth all the hardships we had
    to overcome to get this far, sir!
[06:54] ---
    This way is far more luxurious
    than any average pool!
[06:58] ---
    Well? Seem like fun?
[07:00] ---
    Yeah, looks like fun!
[07:02] ---
    Gero! Well, in that case... Lady Mois!
[07:06] ---
    Yes, Uncle!
[07:08] ---
    Fire!
[07:16] ---
    Perfect, wouldn't you say?
[07:18] ---
    Come on in!
[07:22] ---
    I threw in some swimming trunks for free.
[07:24] ---
    The things I do.
[07:26] ---
    Good luck, Fuyuki-kun. Fight!
[07:33] ---
    Wowww!
[07:35] ---
    Welcome, sir, Master Fuyuki!
[07:41] ---
    Yahoo!
[07:42] ---
    Woo!
[07:42] ---
    Take a good look at our majestic figures
    on the surface of the water, sir!
[07:48] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[07:50] ---
    Wow, wow!
[07:57] ---
    But I can't swim!
[08:01] ---
    How is it, Master Fuyuki?
[08:03] ---
    Huh? I can breathe.
[08:05] ---
    That is thanks to the swimming trunks
    invented by my army, sir!
[08:08] ---
    Wow, that's great, Sarge!
[08:10] ---
    Uncle! Let me join in, too!
[08:14] ---
    Or, like, weightless feeling?
[08:16] ---
    Let's play to our hearts' content
    in our own private pool, sir!
[08:20] ---
    Yeah!
[08:24] ---
    It is perfect for training.
[08:29] ---
    I slightly "improved" the ducky toy!
[08:37] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[08:41] ---
    This feels so good...
[08:44] ---
    I never thought there was a whole universe
    in the place I played when I was small.
[08:48] ---
    Natsumi-san! Natsumi-san!
[08:50] ---
    Isn't this a pool?!
[08:53] ---
    How cute!
[08:54] ---
    I wonder who put this out?
[08:58] ---
    It's Sis and Azumaya-san!
[08:59] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[09:00] ---
    Natsumi-san, let's get in!
[09:03] ---
    But this is a kids' pool...
[09:05] ---
    Gerohcrap.
[09:06] ---
    Not a problem!
[09:08] ---
    Clothes-Changing Art: Quick Change!
[09:12] ---
    Like a hurricane... in we go!
[09:14] ---
    W-Wait a sec, Koyuki-chan!
[09:17] ---
    Ahh, I'll have curry tonight.
[09:20] ---
    How is it, Natsumi-san?!
[09:26] ---
    Feels good!
[09:27] ---
    We're going to get crushed!
[09:29] ---
    I feel like she'd crush me deliberately
    even if she did notice.
[09:32] ---
    All men, retreat!
[09:34] ---
    Giroro! Can you hear me, sir?!
[09:36] ---
    A giant Natsumi... what magnitude!
[09:40] ---
    N-No, magnificence. She's perfect!
[09:42] ---
    We've lost him.
[09:43] ---
    This is an illness, now...
[09:45] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[09:50] ---
    Take that! And that!
[09:52] ---
    Ahh, no! You've done it now, Koyuki-chan!
[09:54] ---
    Gyaaaaah! Help me!
[09:57] ---
    Got you back!
[09:59] ---
    What?! I won't be beaten!
[10:02] ---
    It's the end of the world!
[10:04] ---
    I'm reliving my childhood!
[10:07] ---
    Natsumi-chan, your house's pool is great!
[10:11] ---
    Sis, please notice...
[10:13] ---
    I-It's hopeless, Master Fuyuki...
[10:16] ---
    Our screaming voices are like
    the farts of a goldfish!
[10:20] ---
    S-So this will be my grave...
[10:24] ---
    I couldn't have chosen a better way to go...
SIGN    Crack Crunch Crargkkle
[10:29] ---
    Just then, though it was
    like the fart of a goldfish,
[10:32] ---
    there was one brave soldier who
    discerned Giroro's dying screams!
[10:40] ---
    The cat?!
[10:41] ---
    Don't! Don't do it, kitty!
[10:51] ---
    Oh, dear...
[10:52] ---
    That's the end of that...
[11:00] ---
    The pool was fun, wasn't it?!
[11:02] ---
    It felt a lot bigger when I was small.
[11:05] ---
    I suppose there are times
    when being smaller is better!
[11:09] ---
    Sorry, sir, Master Fuyuki.
[11:12] ---
    Don't apologize, Sarge.
[11:15] ---
    It really... It really was fun... But...
[11:19] ---
    I've had more than enough of pools...
[11:22] ---
    No objections, sir...
[11:32] ---
    One morning near the end of summer break...
[11:35] ---
    Get up! It is time!
[11:38] ---
    Geromumble...
[11:40] ---
    Let me sleep a little longer...
[11:42] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[11:43] ---
    It is only another week.
[11:46] ---
    I'm full already, sir.
[11:49] ---
    We have to hurry, or we will be late!
[11:51] ---
    I can't eat anymore...
[11:58] ---
    Fuyuki & Natsumi:
    A New Morning Has Come, Sir!
[12:04] ---
    Wow, watermelons!
[12:06] ---
    To Aki, Natsumi, Fuyu-kun.
[12:09] ---
    The hot days continue.
    Have you been keeping well?
[12:13] ---
    I've grown some very large watermelons,
    so I'll send you a couple!
[12:17] ---
    Please all eat them together.
    From Grandma.
[12:22] ---
    Granny's watermelons are
    always so sweet and tasty!
[12:25] ---
    Yahoo! Let's all eat one together!
[12:28] ---
    That is indeed a marvellous watermelon!
[12:30] ---
    It looks sweet!
[12:32] ---
    Or, like, hydrate nicely?
[12:34] ---
    I'm looking forward to this, sir!
[12:36] ---
    Gimmewatermelon.
[12:37] ---
    Let's all eat it together!
[12:39] ---
    I don't remember including
    "invading frogs" in the definition of "all."
[12:43] ---
    Oh, what's the big deal?
[12:44] ---
    Let's split it with Kero-chan and the rest.
[12:47] ---
    Awwww!
[12:48] ---
    Thank you, Lady Mom!
[12:49] ---
    Let's all eat it together!
[12:51] ---
    Yeah!
[12:55] ---
    Please come again for another
    Keroro Platoon Sightseeing Tour!
[12:58] ---
    Why today, of all days?
[13:00] ---
    Then, we shall have some too.
[13:02] ---
    Let us gratefully consume the
    admiral's watermelon, sir!
SIGN    SPYCY Garam Masala
[13:07] ---
    Specially made garam masala.
[13:09] ---
    Well then, thanks for the food!
[13:13] ---
    I don't feel like I ate anything.
[13:15] ---
    What did you expect?
    We split it among everyone.
SIGN    Other name:
    Dorifu Cut
[13:18] ---
    Other name: Dorifu Cut!
[13:20] ---
    Let's cut the other one up, as well.
[13:22] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[13:24] ---
    Huh? That's weird. It's gone...
[13:28] ---
    Well, I never touched it!
[13:30] ---
    Huh?
[13:31] ---
    The stupid frogs are gone!
[13:34] ---
    I can't believe their nerve,
    planning to eat it all by themselves!
SIGN    Come here!
[13:41] ---
    And you have the nerve to come waltzing
    right back in?! Are you making fu—
[13:44] ---
    What do you think, Lady Natsumi?
[13:46] ---
    Ah! That's the watermelon!
[13:49] ---
    Gero gerori.
[13:50] ---
    Huh? Isn't it bigger than before?
[13:52] ---
    You hit upon a good point!
[13:56] ---
    I improved the breed so that it
    absorbs moisture and regrows.
[14:01] ---
    Now we can eat one
    as massive as we want.
[14:03] ---
    A pure-hearted gift from me for the evening cool,
    as thanks for the paper-thin watermelon!
SIGN    Midsummer Gift
[14:10] ---
    I declare loud and clear:
SIGN    I greet you amidst this hot weather.
[14:12] ---
    "I greet you amidst this hot weather!"
[14:15] ---
    This watermelon is for us?
[14:17] ---
    We'll all eat our fills, sir!
[14:20] ---
    You do have your good points!
[14:22] ---
    S-Sorry for suspecting you.
[14:24] ---
    If that's how it is,
    we'll grate...ful...ly...
[14:27] ---
    What on Earth?! Isn't it a bit too big?!
[14:30] ---
    Uncle! The watermelon's heartiness
    gauge is increasing rapidly!
[14:34] ---
    It's greatly exceeding anticipated levels!
SIGN    I can't eat any more
    I can't move any more
    I think I'll keep some for later
    Ohh, I'm so full
    That was just right
    I'm left a little wanting
[14:37] ---
    L-Looks like it's about ready for eating.
[14:39] ---
    I just need to stop the water and... Gero?!
SIGN    Running Wild
[14:43] ---
    The restraints!!
[14:44] ---
    Huh? It's not a fruit cap?
[14:47] ---
    It's for controlling the
    growth of the watermelon.
[14:50] ---
    Gero! Gero!
[14:52] ---
    Strange... I did tune it specifically
    for Pekoponian fruit...
[14:56] ---
    Watermelons aren't a fruit!
    They're a vegetable!
[15:01] ---
    H-Hey!
SIGN    Vegetable
[15:03] ---
    Ahh, let me down! Let me down!
[15:05] ---
    Gero?
[15:08] ---
    Whatintheworldwasthat?
[15:10] ---
    I shall assist!
[15:12] ---
    Run while you can!
[15:15] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[15:18] ---
    Stop! Stop!
[15:21] ---
    Dammit!
[15:23] ---
    We're going to be crushed by a watermelon!
[15:30] ---
    Water absorption hose severed!
[15:31] ---
    Watermelon down!
[15:34] ---
    Ah... We're saved...
[15:35] ---
    Gero.
[15:36] ---
    Why do you aliens always, always...?!
[15:40] ---
    Oh, my. That's a nice sound.
[15:42] ---
    It looks delicious!
[15:44] ---
    We can't waste it!
[15:46] ---
    Let's enjoy it together.
[15:48] ---
    One, two... Go for it...
[15:52] ---
    Please... no more...
[15:54] ---
    You eat it all up.
[15:56] ---
    I... think I'm going to
    become a watermelon...
[16:01] ---
    And the following morning.
[16:03] ---
    Get up! It is time!
[16:05] ---
    Geromumble...
[16:07] ---
    Let me sleep five more minutes...
[16:09] ---
    Are you going to waste
    all the effort we've put in already?
[16:12] ---
    Toooo harsh!
[16:16] ---
    See? They really are acting suspicious, Sis!
[16:19] ---
    Yeah... So they are...
[16:22] ---
    It looks like they're going out somewhere
    at a specific time every morning.
[16:26] ---
    There must be something behind this.
[16:30] ---
    Sis! Hurry, hurry!
[16:36] ---
    Where are they going, I wonder?
[16:39] ---
    This fog is really something.
[16:41] ---
    I've lost sight of them...
[16:43] ---
    Come on, let's go back already.
[16:45] ---
    I get a bad feeling about this.
SIGN    MJ Park #12
[16:50] ---
    "MJ Park #12?"
[16:53] ---
    Let's go and see!
[16:55] ---
    O-Okay...
[16:58] ---
    I didn't think there was
    a park around here...
[17:01] ---
    Hey, Fuyuki, don't just stop dead—!
[17:07] ---
    Mhh? What was that voice...?
[17:10] ---
    What in the world?
[17:11] ---
    Sis!
[17:12] ---
    It's amazing! I saw a
    weird creature over there!
[17:16] ---
    Th-There's...
[17:19] ---
    ...not just one of them!
[17:20] ---
    I wondered who was making so much noise.
[17:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi?
[17:25] ---
    What is this place?
[17:27] ---
    A hyperspace for aliens, sir.
[17:30] ---
    We all do exercises here each morning
    so that the Pekoponians don't notice!
[17:34] ---
    Exercises?
[17:36] ---
    Were Pekoponians allowed here again?
[17:38] ---
    They can't guarantee their safety.
[17:40] ---
    No way!
SIGN    Giraffe Beer x 20
[17:41] ---
    Good morning,
    alien ladies and alien gentlemen!
[17:44] ---
    Good morning!
[17:46] ---
    Today we are broadcasting from MJ Park #12,
    Higashimachi, Planet Keron.
[17:52] ---
    That's my hometown!
[17:53] ---
    First off, let's all
    energetically sing a song!
SIGN    Giraffe Beer x 20
[17:56] ---
    Come on, Natchi, join in the singing!
[17:59] [SONG] ---
    An unthinkable morning is here,
[18:00] ---
    Three, and...
[18:05] [SONG] ---
    A morning of ambition.
[18:08] [SONG] ---
    With revenge in my heart,
[18:12] ---
    What is with this song?
[18:13] [SONG] ---
    Omura Boat...
[18:14] ---
    Sing it properly!
[18:16] [SONG] ---
    With the energy of the sun,
[18:21] [SONG] ---
    Your mellow attacks
[18:24] [SONG] ---
    Face the encroaching enemy,
[18:26] ---
    Why is it in a minor key?
[18:27] [SONG] ---
    And fire them off, a-hup!
[18:29] [SONG] ---
    1 !
[18:30] [SONG] ---
    2 !!
[18:31] [SONG] ---
    3 !!!
[18:33] ---
    Okay, here we go, radio exercise #1!
SIGN    Giraffe Beer
[18:36] ---
    Okay, here we go!
[18:44] ---
    Extend your arms, raise them wide by
    your sides, above your head, and stretch!
[18:49] ---
    Oh, this is actually pretty normal!
[18:50] ---
    1, 2, 3!
[18:51] ---
    ...or not...
[18:52] ---
    We can't beat those guys.
[18:54] ---
    As expected from a Nobystretchian!
[18:54] ---
    Space your feet apart
    and spin your arms around!
SIGN    Tabinobino-ian
[18:56] ---
    Come on, come on!
[18:58] ---
    Stop acting surprised and do it properly!
[18:58] ---
    1, 2, 3...
[19:00] ---
    Who knows what the other aliens
    might do to you if you are found out!
[19:00] ---
    Bend your body forwards and backwards!
[19:05] ---
    I know that!
[19:07] ---
    I have confidence in my flexibility!
[19:07] ---
    Gently build momentum, and...
[19:16] ---
    I-Isn't that too flexible?
[19:19] ---
    Open your chest wiiiiide and twist...
[19:25] ---
    1, 2, 3, 4...
[19:27] ---
    Big swing! 7, 8!
SIGN    Crrrkrkrk
[19:30] ---
    Bend your knees and spin
    your arms around rapidly!
[19:34] ---
    Circle!
[19:36] ---
    Circle!
[19:36] ---
    I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.
[19:38] ---
    Never give up!
[19:40] ---
    Spin your ears right around and really
    stimulate those semicircular canals!
[19:45] ---
    I-Is this really exercise?
[19:49] ---
    My eyes are spinning...
[19:51] ---
    Twist all your joints
    the other way at the same time!
[19:56] ---
    There's no way I can do that!
[19:56] ---
    Elbows, knees, soften them up!
[19:59] ---
    Oooof! Oooof, one!
[19:59] ---
    5, 6, 7, 8!
[20:01] ---
    Oh, good... This must be the end.
[20:01] ---
    And we'll finish up with a deeep breath...
[20:05] ---
    Deep breaths are universal
    to all species, I guess.
[20:08] ---
    Huh? I'm suddenly... feeling dizzy...
[20:10] ---
    F-Fuyuki... stand strong...
[20:13] ---
    I can't go on...
SIGN    Oxygen concentration falling rapidly
[20:15] ---
    Oxygen concentration falling rapidly!
[20:17] ---
    Amateurs.
[20:19] ---
    Yawn... glad that's over.
[20:21] ---
    I finally feel awake.
[20:24] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[20:25] ---
    Uh huh!
[20:26] ---
    Do you have your card at the ready?!
[20:28] ---
    Yep, I am fully prepared, of course!
[20:30] ---
    Today's the last day!
    Time to get my gift, sir!
[20:33] ---
    Stamp, please!
[20:35] ---
    Oh?! You've attended every day!
[20:37] ---
    You have done well!
[20:39] ---
    Congratulations!
[20:42] ---
    Here's your reward!
SIGN    Gift
[20:45] ---
    Jaaan!
SIGN    Gift
[20:46] ---
    Huh? A pencil?
[20:46] ---
    Woo! Woo!
[20:48] ---
    Some kind of space one?
[20:48] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[20:50] ---
    Nope, it's just a pencil, sir.
[20:50] ---
    Woo! Woo! Brooooommm!
[20:53] ---
    Uh... But...
[20:54] ---
    What's important is the proof
    that we kept on attending, sir!
[20:58] ---
    Right, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
[21:00] ---
    Yessir!
[21:01] ---
    Oh? I haven't seen you two
    around before. Your first time?
[21:04] ---
    U-Uhh... Y-Yes...
[21:06] ---
    Then you can have this.
SIGN    Gift
[21:08] ---
    Since today is the last day.
[21:10] ---
    Ah, th-thanks very much...
[21:12] ---
    Lucky... Lucky... Even though
    you didn't turn up every day...
[21:17] ---
    Keh! I'll blast your pencil away, darn you!
[21:20] ---
    Did you all spend your
    summer break meaningfully?
[21:24] ---
    It was frantic in all kinds of ways,
SIGN    2007 / 8 / 25 Admiral's Watermelons
[21:26] ---
    but it seems that at least Sarge
    and the others enjoyed it a lot.
SIGN    
SIGN    Gift August 31st (Fri) Today we did radio exercises. We all got gifts together, sir!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Certain Victory
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo!
SIGN    HOMEWORK
[23:08] ---
    Have you all finished your summer homework?
SIGN    Running from the Reality of Homework
[23:11] ---
    I am sure that—
[23:12] ---
    Not yet.
[23:13] ---
    It is not over yet, my summer homework!
[23:15] ---
    My honorable leader!
[23:16] ---
    Isn't it a bit too early for summer
    break to end? I say it is!
[23:19] ---
    I would venture that you have not
    finished your homework, my leader?
[23:21] ---
    Gero!!
[23:22] ---
    N-Never mind that!
[23:24] ---
    Next week will be yet more
    summer break content!
[23:27] ---
    "Chibi-Kero: Farewell, Summer Vacation, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E176 - Chibi-Kero: Farewell, Summer Vacation, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    Continuing on from last week,
    today is the last day of summer break.
SIGN    Middle School - Classical Literature Dictionary
[01:36] ---
    I'll get this finished by lunch,
SIGN    Middle-1 Summer Break Math
[01:38] ---
    finish up math somehow by dinner...
[01:41] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Certain Victory
[01:44] ---
    Except...
[01:46] ---
    ...there's no way I can finish
    all this starting now!
SIGN    HOMEWORK
[01:51] ---
    Why can't we bring ourselves to
    start summer homework earlier?
SIGN    Certain Victory
[01:57] ---
    I finished crafts, at least.
SIGN    It's this
SIGN    Waaaaaaaghhhh!
[02:05] ---
    Waaaaaaggghhh!
[02:11] ---
    Sis, look!
SIGN    Bristle Bristle
[02:13] ---
    The Moai statue I made for
    my summer homework is...!
[02:17] ---
    Moai statues have that much hair?
[02:22] ---
    No, somebody's messed with it!
[02:25] ---
    I still have other homework to do...
[02:28] ---
    I don't have the time to fix it...
[02:30] ---
    Fuyuki, you're still not done
    with your summer homework?
[02:34] ---
    I finished mine perfectly. Look!
[02:38] ---
    Strange beams from the eyes!
[02:44] ---
    Chibi-Kero: Farewell, Summer Vacation, Sir!
[02:51] ---
    I'm coming in.
[02:52] ---
    Gero?
[02:53] ---
    Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
    What's the problem, ma'am?
[02:57] ---
    "What's the problem?"
[03:01] ---
    Look at this!!
[03:03] ---
    I think it's pretty good for how
    crappy you are at drawing, ma'am!
[03:08] ---
    Yes.
[03:10] ---
    I worked really, really hard on this one.
[03:13] ---
    Especially these beams!
    They really accentuate the piece!
[03:17] ---
    It is off the hook!
[03:19] ---
    Strange beams from the eyes!
[03:21] ---
    Pyow! Pyow! Pyow!
[03:21] ---
    What I'm saying is...
[03:24] ---
    Gero?
[03:26] ---
    Gero...
[03:28] ---
    All my hard work is wasted
    because of these beams you drew!
[03:33] ---
    Gero.
[03:34] ---
    I know nothing, ma'am!
[03:37] ---
    You liar!
[03:38] ---
    I said I don't know anything,
    and I really don't know anything, ma'am!
[03:42] ---
    So, these eyebrows and stuff
    weren't you either, Sarge?
[03:45] ---
    What eyebrows?
[03:47] ---
    Good grief...
[03:49] ---
    I've had it with being blamed for
    everything under the sun, sir!
[03:53] ---
    Aliens' hearts are easily hurt,
    I'll have you know! Rassin' frassin'!
[03:58] ---
    Mr. Sergeant might look like he has thick skin,
    but he is actually quite delicate in places!
[04:04] ---
    Right?
[04:05] ---
    Y-You shouldn't behave so badly all the time,
    if you don't want me to suspect you.
[04:10] ---
    I see. No remorse for
    falsely accusing me, is that it?
[04:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[04:16] ---
    But what am I going to do?
[04:18] ---
    I'll never be able to make
    this again by tomorrow...
[04:22] ---
    My summer homework...
[04:26] ---
    Oh, it was your summer homework, ma'am?
[04:28] ---
    Thinking back, summer homework
[04:31] ---
    has always been a great source
    of trouble for me, sir!
[04:33] ---
    Trauma switch, on!
[04:36] ---
    You were always doing mean things to me
    over the summer homework, too...
[04:42] ---
    Dororo, how long have you been here?
[04:44] ---
    You spent all the summer idling
    your time away like grasshoppers,
[04:47] ---
    and on the last day, you'd always
    come saying you hadn't finished,
[04:50] ---
    crying, saying you were
    never going to make it...
[04:54] ---
    Well, even though I was like, "I'll never make it!
    It's impossible," I never gave up, you know!
[05:00] ---
    Oh?
[05:01] ---
    You didn't?
SIGN    Ignored
[05:03] ---
    Completely ignored.
[05:05] ---
    If you like, I can share one of my valuable
    summer break experiences with you, sir!
[05:11] ---
    It'll definitely come in useful, sir!
[05:13] ---
    Yeah, let's hear it!
[05:15] ---
    Sis, you want to hear it too, right?
[05:17] ---
    Huh? Well... Well, I guess.
[05:19] ---
    As you wish!
[05:21] ---
    Yes. It was the final day of summer vacation,
[05:24] ---
    and I was running around frantically
    for the sake of my homework.
[05:31] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[05:33] ---
    Please let me copy your math drills!
[05:36] ---
    No.
SIGN    Math Drills
[05:38] ---
    It won't do you any good
    unless you do them yourself!
[05:41] ---
    I can't finish it by tomorrow
    if I'm only starting now!
[05:44] ---
    Then why don't you do one of your
    other subjects that you can finish?
[05:51] ---
    Other subjects...
SIGN    I did hand-to-hand combat training. Brother is very strong. I want to be strong, too. I went to take pictures of trains. They were very cool. I want to go again.
[05:56] ---
    Hey! It'll be strange if both of us
    have the exact same picture diary!
[06:00] ---
    They won't know if I change the names.
[06:02] ---
    No!
[06:04] ---
    Gero! So, so many of them!
[06:08] ---
    Isn't it amazing?
[06:10] ---
    Since you have so many, you won't mind
    letting me have one... right?
[06:15] ---
    Keroro-kun... You slacked off your
    summer homework again this year...
[06:21] ---
    I'm so busy with all kinds of stuff
    during the summer, though!
[06:24] ---
    Ah, so busy, so busy!
[06:26] ---
    Ah, so busy, so busy!
[06:29] ---
    I can't believe how busy I am!
[06:32] ---
    I don't think people normally
    call that being busy...
[06:35] ---
    G-Gero...
[06:40] ---
    What's the point of having
    those guys as friends?
SIGN    Mountain of Homework
[06:42] ---
    The least friends can do is help
    each other out with their homework.
[06:45] ---
    Not true.
[06:47] ---
    Well, I guess I can accomplish
    one picture, at least.
[06:50] ---
    Um. So there are two trees... Like this...
[06:55] ---
    And then you do this and this!
    Explosions! Explosions!
[06:59] ---
    Gero! What are you doing?!
[07:02] ---
    If you ask me, there's no point in
    forcing yourself through homework!
[07:07] ---
    J-Joriri?!
SIGN    Joriri
[07:09] ---
    Mysterious weird Keronian: Joriri.
[07:12] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[07:14] ---
    It's my treat!
[07:16] ---
    Unlimited refills from the
    drinks bar, above or below!
SIGN    Drinks Bar
[07:20] ---
    You're so lucky, Joriri.
[07:23] ---
    Not having any homework to do.
SIGN    Foo
[07:25] ---
    Pfffhrt, don't make me laugh!
[07:27] ---
    If you ask me,
[07:29] ---
    I've had a good idea or two
    for homework.
[07:32] ---
    Wha?! Really?!
[07:34] ---
    Why not make me a footstool?
[07:37] ---
    A footstool...
SIGN    Joriri's Footstool Made by Keroro
[07:45] ---
    Helping someone out sounds like it would
    earn me a good amount of points...
[07:47] ---
    And if it's just a box,
    it might be pretty simple...
[07:51] ---
    I'll just measure it any old way...
[07:54] ---
    Make it any old way...
[07:56] ---
    And in no time at all...
SIGN    Complete
[07:58] ---
    It's done!
[08:00] ---
    Try it out!
[08:03] ---
    Well?
[08:04] ---
    If you ask me,
[08:06] ---
    you're gonna make me
    put my foot on this piece of crap?!
[08:08] ---
    Gero!
[08:10] ---
    Why'd you do that?!
[08:11] ---
    Hmmm, well, basically,
[08:12] ---
    it's a bit low. By about 1 mm.
[08:16] ---
    What?!
[08:18] ---
    You've never been serious about anything,
    and now you're complaining over 1 mm?
[08:23] ---
    If you ask me, do it over.
[08:27] ---
    How's this?
[08:29] ---
    Hmm... the angle is...
[08:31] ---
    ...not so great.
[08:33] ---
    How about this?!
[08:36] ---
    I'd like something with a bit more pop,
    a bit more funky!
[08:41] ---
    Pop!
[08:43] ---
    Funky!
[08:44] ---
    Modern!
[08:47] ---
    ...What is this.
[08:51] ---
    I can't go on...
[08:53] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
    They're all no good! Not fit for their purpose!
[08:58] ---
    Joriri is very... particular
    about his footstools.
[09:01] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[09:04] ---
    Zeroro! What's wrong?
[09:06] ---
    My morning glories!
[09:10] ---
    Ahhh... they're wilted, all right.
[09:13] ---
    This happens every year...
    Even though I work so hard to raise them...
[09:17] ---
    Why...?!
[09:19] ---
    If you ask me, results aren't worth a damn!
[09:22] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[09:24] ---
    Be particular about footstools!
[09:29] ---
    I see! It's just as Joriri says!
[09:32] ---
    Gero?
[09:32] ---
    Results aren't everything!
[09:35] ---
    I worked my hardest to raise them
    during summer, without a day's rest!
[09:39] ---
    The instructors will understand
    when I explain the situation!
[09:43] ---
    Ah... I didn't think of that!
SIGN    Instructor
[09:45] ---
    I worked so hard...
[09:47] ---
    ...but it wilted!
[09:49] ---
    It's not the results.
[09:50] ---
    It is the effort that is important. Good job.
[09:56] ---
    Zeroro! Could you give me one?!
[10:00] ---
    They're wilted anyway.
    You don't mind, right?!
[10:02] ---
    Ah. He is clearly trying to take advantage.
SIGN    Space Water Flea!
[10:09] ---
    Space water flea.
[10:12] ---
    Begin the experiment!
[10:14] ---
    What is that?
[10:15] ---
    Drip.
[10:18] ---
    Ooh.
[10:20] ---
    Water flea, massively enlarged
    by ultra-rapid growth hormones.
[10:27] ---
    Ahh...
[10:31] ---
    Ow!
[10:33] ---
    What is this?
[10:36] ---
    It looks like a nutrient solution...
[10:38] ---
    It might work on wilted morning glories!
[10:47] ---
    If this livens it up, that'd be lucky, too!
SIGN    Instructor
[10:50] ---
    Look how prettily it blossomed!
[10:53] ---
    You raised it well. Good job.
[11:00] ---
    Gero!
[11:04] ---
    What?! It really did liven up!
[11:15] ---
    Too lively.
[11:20] ---
    Keroro has had his base occupied by
    the suddenly-giant morning glories!
[11:23] ---
    What on Earth will happen?!
[11:25] ---
    Continued in Part B!
[11:34] ---
    That Keroro's always the same.
[11:37] ---
    He came to me as well.
SIGN    Eeeeeek!
[11:42] ---
    Keroro!
[11:43] ---
    What's wrong?!
[11:50] ---
    Zeroro!
[11:52] ---
    Your morning glory
    suddenly turned into this thing!
[11:55] ---
    Why? The ones at my house
    are all still wilted!
[12:03] ---
    What's this?
[12:04] ---
    Ah, I found it on the road
    and gave it to the morning glory.
[12:07] ---
    This is what caused it!
[12:10] ---
    It caused a chemical reaction which
    turned the morning glory into a monster!
[12:13] ---
    Well, well, what can I say...
[12:15] ---
    Ow!
[12:19] ---
    If that thing keeps going like that
    and makes its way outside...
[12:22] ---
    ...the city will be in a lot of trouble!
[12:24] ---
    Roaaarrring glooaaarrrry!
[12:27] ---
    In that case,
    all men to battle stations!
[12:28] ---
    What?!
[12:30] ---
    We, the Chibi-Kero Defense Force,
[12:33] ---
    will now commence an operation to save this
    secret base from the giant monster Roaring Gloary!
SIGN    Giant Monster Roaring Gloary
[12:38] ---
    Spontaneously named: Roaring Gloary.
[12:43] ---
    Do you mean...
[12:45] ---
    It doesn't matter!
SIGN    Running Away from the Reality of Homework
[12:46] ---
    I'm not running away from the reality
    of my homework! Start battling!!
[12:50] ---
    But we don't even have any weapons!
[12:55] ---
    Look, just anything. Anything lying around.
[12:59] ---
    Yahh! Yahh! Yahh!
[13:04] ---
    Attack 1: Hit it with your fists.
[13:08] ---
    Take this!
[13:09] ---
    Attack 2: Pelt it with acorns.
[13:13] ---
    I hope you're ready for this!
[13:16] ---
    Attack 3: Poke it with a stick.
[13:18] ---
    Look out, Pururu-chan!
[13:22] ---
    Roaring Gloary is getting out!
[13:39] ---
    Grow some beautiful flowers really soon!
[13:45] ---
    Yes! A flower!
[13:50] ---
    Roaring Gloary...
[13:52] ---
    This secret base is ours!
[13:54] ---
    Yaaaahh!
[13:56] ---
    Wait! I'll try talking to Roaring Gloary!
[14:00] ---
    Huh?
[14:04] ---
    Stop it, Roaring Gloary!
[14:06] ---
    You can tell who I am, can't you?!
[14:10] ---
    I've raised you since you were a tiny seed!
[14:18] ---
    It's wrong to fight with everyone like this!
[14:21] ---
    Aren't we friends?!
[14:31] ---
    It stinks!
[14:34] ---
    What a foul stench,
[14:35] ---
    like natto that's been in a sock for three days
    mixed with a dog's drool!
[14:44] ---
    It stinks!
[14:46] ---
    Retreat to the base!
[14:53] ---
    Keroro!
[14:56] ---
    Joriri!
[14:58] ---
    Use this!
[15:03] ---
    Okay!
[15:04] ---
    Umm...
[15:07] ---
    Uhh...
[15:09] ---
    How... do I use it?
[15:13] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[15:15] ---
    Even dust will make a mountain!
[15:19] ---
    Whoa there.
[15:22] ---
    I see! If I climb this...
[15:24] ---
    Keroro!
[15:26] ---
    Yeah!
[15:30] ---
    Let's go!
[15:30] ---
    Yeah!
[15:37] ---
    As expected... it was no good.
[15:41] ---
    Are you all right?
[15:43] ---
    Roaaarrrinng Gloooarrrry!
[15:47] ---
    Oh, crap... Run away!
[15:57] ---
    Stinks...
[16:00] ---
    So, tell me,
[16:01] ---
    why do all your morning glories
    keep wilting?
[16:04] ---
    I don't know!
[16:07] ---
    I made sure to give them all water
    every day and every night...
[16:11] ---
    That's it!
[16:13] ---
    Too much water rotted the roots!
[16:18] ---
    So its weakness is too much water!
[16:20] ---
    But where could we get enough water to rot
    the roots of that huge Roaring Gloary?
[16:27] ---
    Unlimited refills from the
    drinks bar, above or below!
[16:31] ---
    Oh, I know! The water fountain in the park!
[16:38] ---
    Isn't it bad to use
    the park's water like this?
[16:42] ---
    It's an emergency! Who cares?
[16:46] ---
    Okay...
[16:50] ---
    Fire!
[16:52] ---
    Fire!
[16:53] ---
    Fire!
[16:54] ---
    Mm-hm.
[17:13] ---
    Ahhh! Roaring Gloary!
[17:27] ---
    Roaring Gloary!
[17:30] ---
    Zeroro!
[17:33] ---
    Stop it! Stop the water!
[17:36] ---
    Stop it!!
[17:38] ---
    Can do.
[17:40] ---
    Huh?
[17:47] ---
    Roaring Gloary...
[18:00] ---
    If you ask me, too many
    nutrients or too much water
[18:04] ---
    is bad for a Roaring Gloary!
[18:22] ---
    Something like that happened, huh...
[18:25] ---
    Something like that happened, sir.
[18:29] ---
    That doesn't help me with my homework at all!
[18:33] ---
    Plants and humans alike spoil when spoiled.
[18:36] ---
    Joriri-dono taught us an intentionally bad
    strategy in order to communicate this to us.
[18:43] ---
    Nah, it's Joriri.
[18:46] ---
    I think bad ones are all he can come up with.
[18:49] ---
    Dororo-senpai, you always
    think too highly of Joriri.
[18:57] ---
    I kind of hear footsteps...
[19:00] ---
    Gero...
[19:01] ---
    Ah!
[19:06] ---
    Joriri!
[19:07] ---
    Joriri-dono!
[19:08] ---
    If you ask me, the best temperature
    for a bath is 43°C exactly!
[19:13] ---
    He said he was your friend, Uncle,
    so I've been treating him!
[19:18] ---
    Or, like, warm-ish welcome?
[19:20] ---
    Wow! You're the actual Joriri-san?
[19:23] ---
    I've heard all about you from Sarge!
[19:25] ---
    I feel kind of honored!
[19:27] ---
    I helped out with your homeworks
    in place of a greeting.
[19:30] ---
    Huh? That was your doing?
[19:33] ---
    I can't hand that in to school!
    How are you going to fix this?!
[19:37] ---
    Calm, calm, Lady Natsumi.
[19:39] ---
    Let him off for now
    for my sake, ma'am.
[19:43] ---
    Still... What did you come here for, Joriri?
[19:45] ---
    To deliver your summer homework.
[19:48] ---
    Here.
[19:51] ---
    A Roaring Gloary seed.
[19:55] ---
    If you ask me, after that battle...
[20:02] ---
    ...I picked up a Roaring Gloary seed,
    and thought about giving it to you,
[20:06] ---
    but I toootally forgot!
[20:08] ---
    You... are too forgetful.
[20:12] ---
    If you plant it today, I'm sure it'd be nice and big
    for the new semester tomorrow!
[20:16] ---
    I... I see...
[20:18] ---
    There's no way we could raise
    something so dangerous!
[20:21] ---
    Incidentally, morning glories carry
    the flower meaning of "fleeting love"
SIGN    Fleeting Love
SIGN    Summer
[20:25] ---
    and the seasonal word is...
    not "summer," but...
SIGN    Autumn
[20:29] ---
    ..."autumn."
SIGN    So what
[20:33] ---
    Ah, I just remembered,
[20:35] ---
    you got this year's summer homework
    from HQ, right, Mr. Sergeant?
SIGN    Roaring Gloary
[20:41] ---
    Ahh, Joriri, you came
    to my rescue again, sir!
[20:45] ---
    I'll submit a diary of the Roaring Gloary
    Pekopon invasion to HQ,
[20:49] ---
    and that'll cover my homework perfectly!
[20:56] ---
    What in the world?
[20:57] ---
    Roaaaarrrring Gloaaaarry!
[20:59] ---
    Roaring Gloary? Why is there one here?
[21:02] ---
    Well... that would take some telling.
[21:06] ---
    Help me!
[21:08] ---
    Ah, hurry, water, water!
[21:10] ---
    Put water on it!
[21:12] ---
    He hasn't learned!
[21:15] ---
    Kuuuu! Nothing like the
    drinks bar after a hot bath.
[21:19] ---
    By the way,
[21:20] ---
    in case you were wondering what became of
    Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun's homework...
SIGN    Summer Break Work Exhibition
[21:27] ---
    Look, look!
[21:28] ---
    It's super cute!
SIGN    Hinata Natsumi Hinata Fuyuki
[21:30] ---
    They were received surprisingly well.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Fuyuki here.
[23:08] ---
    It seems there are lots of
    different kinds of Keronians.
[23:11] ---
    Other than the liquid Keronian
    that fought with Giroro before,
[23:14] ---
    there are mecha ones, cat ones,
    stuffed toy ones...
[23:17] ---
    Are all of them soldiers?
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that. Keron soldiers
    are businessmen too, sir!
SIGN    It will probably work out soon enough!!
[23:23] ---
    "Dokuku: Gas Keronian #1, Sir!"
SIGN    It will probably work out soon enough!!
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: The Top Gundam Man On Pekopon, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E177 - Dokuku: Gas Keronian #1, Sir! / Keroro: The Top Gundam Man On Pekopon, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    Todoroki Productions Ltd.
SIGN    Hinata
[01:55] ---
    Doku doku doku doku...
[02:07] ---
    In the dead of night...
[02:09] ---
    ...he appears.
[02:14] ---
    Dokuku: Gas Keronian No. 1, Sir!
[02:19] ---
    Sis!
[02:20] ---
    What's wrong, Natsumi?
[02:21] ---
    G-G-G-G-Ghost!
[02:24] ---
    Ghoh?!
[02:25] ---
    Ghoh, ghoh, ghoh...
[02:27] ---
    You're so lucky to have
    a spiritual sense, Sis.
[02:30] ---
    I can't see anything...
[02:36] ---
    It was here, right here! A Keronian ghost!
[02:39] ---
    Keronian...?
[02:41] ---
    Keronian...
SIGN    Keronian
[02:43] ---
    Don't tell me it was...!
[02:49] ---
    That's the Gogg for you.
[02:52] ---
    Not even a scratch...
[02:56] ---
    Large beef bowl please! With no soup, sir!
[02:58] ---
    Doku doku doku doku!
[03:01] ---
    Doku...
[03:02] ---
    Please stop bundling in
    stuff I don't want, sir.
[03:04] ---
    Stupid frog!
[03:07] ---
    Yes! I'll make breakfast right away!
[03:10] ---
    Will you cut it out?!
[03:11] ---
    Gero?
[03:12] ---
    Doku doku doku...
[03:18] ---
    Doku doku!
[03:22] ---
    Ummm... Who might you be?
[03:25] ---
    Will you wake up?!
[03:27] ---
    D-Don't tell me it's a real ghost?
[03:29] ---
    Yes! I can see it, too!
[03:31] ---
    Doku doku doku doku...
[03:35] ---
    Huh?
[03:36] ---
    It went into the secret base.
[03:38] ---
    Gero.
[03:39] ---
    I-Isn't this... kinda bad?
[03:42] ---
    Doku doku doku doku doku.
[03:46] ---
    I-I-It is really a ghost...
[03:49] ---
    Maybe it's someone's ancestor!
[03:53] ---
    That ghost is not cute or lovely
    or pretty at all.
[03:57] ---
    It cannot be one of my ancestors.
[04:00] ---
    Seems not to have much of a presence.
[04:02] ---
    Now that you mention it... it does
    sort of remind me of someone...
[04:07] ---
    Wha?! M-My ancestor?
[04:10] ---
    I don't care what it is,
    just make it move on!
[04:14] ---
    In that case, an eye for an eye,
    a ghost girl for a ghost, sir!
[04:18] ---
    You call for me, a curse on ye,
     that's the way it goes...
[04:22] ---
    It's been so long!
SIGN    Ghost Girl
[04:23] ---
    She is the ghost girl
    haunting the Hinata house.
[04:26] ---
    I'm so moved that you remember me!
[04:29] ---
    As his fellow ghost,
[04:31] ---
    I'd like you to take that ghost to the other world
    or whatever, as quick as you can, ma'am!
[04:35] ---
    All right!
[04:58] ---
    Come.
[04:59] ---
    Let's you and I return to the other world...
[05:02] ---
    Doku doku doku.
[05:04] ---
    Ummm...
[05:05] ---
    Doku?
[05:06] ---
    What exactly...
[05:08] ---
    My dances are very popular
    among the other ghosts I know!
[05:12] ---
    They say they are very soothing and
    can move a ghost on in no time!
[05:15] ---
    I... I see...
[05:16] ---
    Idiot! She's busy getting rid of him,
    so don't interfere!
[05:20] ---
    Gero...
[05:21] ---
    Doku doku doku...
[05:22] ---
    Doku doku doku doku doku...
[05:25] ---
    C-Calm down, now...
[05:30] ---
    I... I'm sorry, sir!
[05:36] ---
    Gero...
[05:41] ---
    Giro...
[05:42] ---
    Stay away!
[05:44] ---
    Or, like, banish evil?
[05:48] ---
    Go away, please! Over there, please!
[05:51] ---
    I said go away, you pain in the butt!
[05:54] ---
    Gero!
[06:00] ---
    Wow! Ghosts are so cool!
[06:02] ---
    Now is not the time!
[06:04] ---
    Doku doku doku doku doku.
SIGN    Today's Program:
    Yachigusa
[06:08] ---
    This is great! This is so great!
[06:10] ---
    Doku! Doku doku doku.
[06:16] ---
    Looks like we pissed him off.
[06:19] ---
    Gerorincho.
[06:23] ---
    It can even break through security!
    Wonderful!
[06:26] ---
    It is not wonderful!
[06:27] ---
    Doku doku doku doku.
[06:32] ---
    It's so great!
[06:38] ---
    Fuyuki, isn't there anything we can do?
[06:41] ---
    Research is still ongoing on ghosts, so...
[06:44] ---
    There is not a great deal I can do
    against a ghostly foe.
[06:47] ---
    Umm... I don't think it's a ghost.
[06:51] ---
    Gero?
[06:52] ---
    If it was a ghost, it should
    be able to do what I just did,
[06:54] ---
    and slip through the walls and floors.
[06:57] ---
    Yeah. She's right.
[06:59] ---
    If it's not a ghost,
    then what is it?
[07:02] ---
    Most likely...
[07:04] ---
    ...gas Keronian No. 1.
[07:06] ---
    Gas Keronian?!
[07:07] ---
    Why No. 1?
[07:11] ---
    There's a guy who had his body modified
    by the Keronian Experimental Unit,
[07:15] ---
    and turned into a gas.
[07:20] ---
    Dokuku...
[07:22] ---
    Just like Giruru from the other day.
[07:26] ---
    Then, in other words,
[07:29] ---
    he is a new assassin of the Shurara Corps?
[07:35] ---
    So not a ghost...
SIGN    Hustle Cola
[07:38] ---
    No worries.
[07:39] ---
    Now we know he's a gas,
    this'll take care of him, no problem.
[07:42] ---
    Huh? What good is cola going to do?
SIGN    Hustle Cola
[07:51] ---
    An eye for an eye, a gas for a gas...
SIGN    Gerp
[07:56] ---
    He's here!
[07:58] ---
    Too-much-cola 10,000 hekoki!
SIGN    Too-much-cola
SIGN    10,000 hekoki
[08:02] ---
    Someone get a gas mask!
[08:06] ---
    Doku... doku... doku doku...
[08:08] ---
    Doku doku doku.
[08:09] ---
    I did it! It worked perfectly!
[08:11] ---
    Doku doku doku... doku doku...!
[08:23] ---
    He is going crazy inside my belly!
[08:26] ---
    Oh... oh, crap...
[08:31] ---
    Ah. He is starting to talk to me
    inside my head.
[08:35] ---
    But... if you think I will let
    you control me so easily...
[08:39] ---
    ...you are right!
[08:42] ---
    P-Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[08:47] ---
    Y-Y...
[08:49] ---
    Your... objective was...
[08:51] ---
    ...to rescue your comrade...
SIGN    Giruru Inside
[08:54] ---
    The imprisoned liquid Keronian, Giruru!
[08:58] ---
    I...
[08:59] ---
    I cannot let him free...
[09:02] ---
    ...let him free...!
[09:04] ---
    Let him free.
[09:09] ---
    Private Tamama!
[09:10] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[09:12] ---
    I am sorry.
[09:15] ---
    Gero!
[09:16] ---
    Girurururu!
SIGN    Giruru Returns
[09:18] ---
    Giruru returns!
[09:20] ---
    Imprisoning me in a place like that...
[09:23] ---
    I will make you all pay!
[09:29] ---
    Dokuku! What is the meaning of this?!
[09:32] ---
    Doku doku doku doku doku.
[09:34] ---
    What? You want me to wash my hands of
    the Shurara Corps and go straight?!
[09:39] ---
    Gero?
[09:40] ---
    Doku doku. Doku...
[09:41] ---
    "I mean, come on. It isn't worth putting our
    lives at risk for that measly contractor fee?"
[09:48] ---
    Mmm... You do have a point...
[09:50] ---
    These guys!
[09:51] ---
    Doku!
[09:54] ---
    Now... Let us return to Keron, my brother.
[09:57] ---
    Brother?!
[10:00] ---
    Are you two brothers?
SIGN    Older Brother
SIGN    Younger Brother
[10:03] ---
    Brother...
[10:04] ---
    Tch. Well, you did come
    all the way to save me.
[10:08] ---
    Could it be that he returned for the
    sole purpose of retrieving his brother?
[10:12] ---
    Looks like it.
[10:13] ---
    Gero... Then why didn't you
    just say that from the start?
[10:17] ---
    My brother is, as you can see,
    a gas Keronian.
[10:20] ---
    He can't communicate his desires
    without inhabiting another's body.
[10:25] ---
    Doku doku doku...
[10:26] ---
    Who hired the Shurara Corps
    to wipe out our Keroro Platoon?
[10:31] ---
    Beats me. Only our boss knows that.
[10:34] ---
    Doku doku...
[10:36] ---
    Ah! I'm sorry, everyone...
[10:39] ---
    Crumple.
[10:40] ---
    Ahn!♡ I'm sorry for causing such trouble...
[10:43] ---
    Flop.
[10:44] ---
    Gero!
[10:45] ---
    But thanks to you,
[10:48] ---
    I was able to reunite with my brother.
[10:51] ---
    Please let me say thank you!
[10:59] ---
    W-Wait a sec...
[11:01] ---
    Sorry. My brother has a very
    conscientious personality.
[11:04] ---
    He won't rest until he's
    apologized to everyone.
[11:07] ---
    You don't need to apologize any more!
[11:10] ---
    Noooooo!
[11:12] ---
    Stop it!
[11:12] ---
    As for whether Dokuku managed to apologize
    to everyone in the end or not...
[11:14] ---
    You don't need to!
[11:16] ---
    That's a secret.
SIGN    Do Not Enter
[11:17] ---
    Or, like, do not enter?!
[11:27] ---
    Sarge's Gundam model collection,
    with which we are all so familiar.
[11:30] ---
    Gundam models are so good!
[11:32] ---
    It's no wonder the Pekoponians
    go wild for them, sir!
[11:35] ---
    Well, that said, I go so wild for them that
    it's impeding our invasion of Pekopon...
[11:41] ---
    He's aware.
[11:43] ---
    I know it, but I just can't stop myself, sir!
SIGN    I know, but I can't stop myself
[11:49] ---
    Th-That's right, sir...
[11:50] ---
    Gundam models are, by now, a necessary
    component of Pekoponian life!
[11:55] ---
    Yes... Essentially, without
    them even knowing it,
[11:58] ---
    Gundam models have been
    invading Pekopon, sir!
[12:01] ---
    Yeah, right.
[12:03] ---
    That is to say:
[12:04] ---
    If I make Gundam Models Inc. mine,
[12:06] ---
    the Pekopon invasion will
    be all but complete!
SIGN    Employment
[12:10] ---
    I just have to become the president
    of a Gundam model company, sir!
[12:18] ---
    Keroro: The No. 1 Gunpla Man in Japan, Sir!
SIGN    Gunpla
SIGN    Gunpla Inc.
[12:26] ---
    Hey! Morning, all. Getting on well, I see.
[12:32] ---
    I believe you were the secretary, uh...
[12:35] ---
    Hinata Natsumi.
[12:37] ---
    By the way, how is the president's
    schedule looking today?
[12:39] ---
    He is currently practicing his golf.
[12:42] ---
    Excuse me, if you don't mind me asking,
    who are you again?
[12:44] ---
    You must be a new face here, ma'am.
[12:47] ---
    If you don't know me.
[12:49] ---
    Right...
[12:50] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro!
[12:52] ---
    I will be working part-time at this company
    starting today, ma'am.
[12:56] ---
    What? Then you're the new face.
[12:58] ---
    Never mind the little details.
    By the way, would you care to marry me?
[13:02] ---
    Huh?
[13:03] ---
    I plan to become a full employee
    within the day,
[13:06] ---
    manager within the week,
SIGN    Manager
[13:08] ---
    chief within two weeks,
SIGN    Chief
[13:10] ---
    and president within a month!
SIGN    President
[13:14] ---
    I'd say you've nothing to lose, myself!
[13:18] ---
    What?
[13:19] ---
    You just watch, ma'am.
[13:21] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[13:23] ---
    Fore!
[13:28] ---
    President!
[13:29] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir.
[13:32] ---
    I started working part-time
    at your company today, sir.
[13:37] ---
    Pekogolf... fore!
[13:38] ---
    Nice shot!
[13:39] ---
    Giroyama! Or something!
[13:40] ---
    Nice shot!
[13:41] ---
    Bunker!
[13:42] ---
    Great, the bunker...
[13:47] ---
    Gero.
[13:48] ---
    Where's the ball?
[13:51] ---
    Whoops.
[13:54] ---
    Nice shot!
[13:56] ---
    What?!
[14:00] ---
    Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!
[14:04] ---
    I had a fun session today, thanks to you.
[14:06] ---
    Oh, it was nothing!
[14:08] ---
    By the way, I have a small request, sir.
[14:10] ---
    Try me.
[14:12] ---
    I would love to be made a
    full-time employee, sir.
[14:15] ---
    Full-time?
[14:16] ---
    I am not only a top-class golfer,
[14:18] ---
    but also a top-class ideas man!
[14:21] ---
    I do believe hiring me
    will be worth your while.
[14:26] ---
    And so,
[14:28] ---
    Sergeant Keroro-kun here will be
    working here full-time starting today.
[14:31] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen,
[14:33] ---
    I look forward to working with you!
[14:36] ---
    Good day. My name is Doronuma.
[14:38] ---
    Please feel free to ask me about
    anything you do not understand.
[14:41] ---
    I'll be counting on you, senpai!
[14:44] ---
    Okay! Let's sell and sell
    those Gundam models,
[14:47] ---
    and build up those promotions!
[14:49] ---
    Incidentally, which faction are you?
[14:52] ---
    Gero? Faction?
[14:54] ---
    This company is divided into two large factions:
    Director Tamakawa's Gundam model faction,
SIGN    It is Gunpla!
[14:57] ---
    and Director Kuluta's Ultra Alloy faction.
SIGN    Ultra Alloy, ku ku ku
[14:59] ---
    They are engaged in a power struggle.
SIGN    Power Struggle
[15:05] ---
    I see.
[15:06] ---
    It's like the AEUG and the Titans, then, sir.
[15:10] ---
    Which faction will be more
    beneficial to you to join?
[15:12] ---
    That will be the question!
[15:14] ---
    Hohoh.
[15:16] ---
    Gero gerori.
SIGN    Original
    Cocktail
[15:19] ---
    Are there not any ideas for new
    Gundam models that could be a big hit?
[15:26] ---
    If you want ideas, I'm your man, sir!
[15:29] ---
    Whoa! Who are you?
[15:31] ---
    Cola and snacks! Chop chop!
[15:33] ---
    Or, like, extra order?
[15:35] ---
    Here you are.
[15:37] ---
    Once made as a knockoff of Gundam models,
[15:40] ---
    and now a rare item: the Dangal!
SIGN    Dangal
[15:43] ---
    Hire a charismatic mech designer
    to refine that Dangal!
SIGN    MG Dangal
[15:46] ---
    Excellent!
[15:47] ---
    Remove the need for glue, and for paint!
SIGN    Dangal: Mobile Machine Mech
[15:50] ---
    Explosively attractive box art!
SIGN    MG Dangal
[15:52] ---
    Call it the MG Dangal!
[15:54] ---
    Ohh! That sounds like it would sell!
[15:56] ---
    I will be able to win the faction battle!
[15:58] ---
    Okay, then we've decided!
SIGN    Gunpla Inc. Sales Sergeant Keroro
[16:00] ---
    I started working today in Sales.
[16:04] ---
    My name's Sergeant Keroro, sir.
[16:06] ---
    Oh, you're one of ours?
[16:09] ---
    I'll see you again!
[16:11] ---
    He seems pretty useful.
SIGN    50,000 yen
[16:14] ---
    Here you are.
[16:16] ---
    He said you'd cover it.
[16:18] ---
    It's the bill for Uncle's share.
    Or, like, business expense?
SIGN    I Feel So Regrettable (Ikan ni Zonjimasu)
[16:25] ---
    I can't think of a single idea
    for a new Ultra Alloy product.
SIGN    They Looked After Me
    (Mendou Mita Yo)
[16:30] ---
    Take a look at my idea!
[16:32] ---
    Who are you, hm?!
SIGN    SECRET Planning Document
    Dangal
[16:36] ---
    "Dangal" shall make a revival
    through Ultra Alloy!
SIGN    Ultra Alloy!
[16:40] ---
    Fully featured as per the original setting!
SIGN    Satellite Dish Head!!
[16:47] ---
    A rich variety of weaponry options!
SIGN    Rocket Kick
[16:49] ---
    The drill on its left arm will rotate
    using micro-motors!
[16:52] ---
    We'll call it:
    the Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal, sir!
SIGN    Ultra Alloy
SIGN    Soul
SIGN    Dangal Ultra Alloy Soul
[16:58] ---
    Ultra Alloy Soul...
[17:01] ---
    Sounds good to me! I'll use this!
[17:04] ---
    And you are?
SIGN    Gunpla Inc. Sales Sergeant Keroro
SIGN    It will probably work out soon enough!! (Sono uchi nantoka naru darou!!)
[17:06] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[17:08] ---
    I am honored to have been useful
    to you, Director Kuluta!
[17:15] [SONG] ---
    Keroro is simply irresponsible!
[17:18] [SONG] ---
    Getting promotions is Kerotto easy!
[17:22] [SONG] ---
    Brilliant ideas, let's go with Dangal!
[17:25] [SONG] ---
    What an easy invasion this will be!
[17:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[17:32] [SONG] ---
    Keron, nylon, pantaloons.
[17:35] [SONG] ---
    Invading with promotions,
    gero gero and ge!
[17:39] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero. Yahoo!
[17:44] ---
    So you weren't all talk! You actually
    did become a proper employee.
[17:48] ---
    Oh, but the hard work
    has yet to come, ma'am!
[17:50] ---
    Keroro-dono!
[17:53] ---
    Gero?
[17:53] ---
    President Giroyama is calling for you!
[17:56] ---
    Here, you see...
[17:59] ---
    The call at last!
[18:01] ---
    Y-Y-You're so mean, Keroro-kun...
[18:04] ---
    Dear me.
SIGN    Gunpla
[18:07] ---
    Oh! Thank you, Keroro-kun!
[18:09] ---
    Thanks to your idea,
SIGN    Dangal
[18:11] ---
    ...the MG Dangal is...
SIGN    Ultra Alloy
    Soul Dangal
[18:13] ---
    ...the Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal is...
SIGN    Dangal
[18:15] ---
    ...a million-seller!
SIGN    Ultra Alloy
    Soul Dangal
[18:16] ---
    ...a massive hit!
SIGN    Gunpla
[18:20] ---
    Wait! You got ideas from Keroro-kun, too?!
[18:24] ---
    Keroro-kun, what is the meaning of this?
[18:26] ---
    My faction...
[18:28] ---
    And my faction...
[18:29] ---
    Make it clear which one you are joining!
[18:32] ---
    I will join neither, sir!
[18:34] ---
    Oshamanbe!
[18:36] ---
    Faction wars aren't popular nowadays, sir.
[18:39] ---
    More importantly! We should take the
    MG Dangal and Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal,
SIGN    Ultra Alloy Soul Dangal
SIGN    MG Dangal
[18:44] ---
    and develop the ultimate Dangal,
    combining the good points of each!
[18:48] ---
    The ultimate...
[18:50] ---
    ...Dangal?
SIGN    Gunpla
[18:54] ---
    Now is the time to wash away
    the bad blood, join hands,
[18:58] ---
    and make the ultimate Dangal!
[19:02] ---
    He... He has everything I saw in him!
SIGN    Ultimate Dangal
[19:08] ---
    And so, from today,
    I appoint Sergeant Keroro-kun
[19:11] ---
    as the product development chief
    for the Ultimate Dangal Project.
[19:16] ---
    Roger, sir!
[19:20] ---
    I thought you were an irresponsible
    man who was all talk,
[19:24] ---
    but I see you in a new light now!
[19:25] ---
    No, no... The road still lies ahead, ma'am.
[19:27] ---
    Next we have to revive the Zeta Dangal,
SIGN    Zeta Dangal
[19:30] ---
    and fire off another big hit, ma'am!
[19:32] ---
    Ohh, if it isn't Keroro-kun!
[19:35] ---
    Oh! President Giroyama!
[19:37] ---
    Hm, Hinata-kun is with you, as well.
    This is indeed good timing.
[19:42] ---
    Allow me to introduce my son, Fuyuki.
[19:45] ---
    Hello.
[19:46] ---
    The plan is to have him take over
    the company in time,
[19:49] ---
    but he's only interested
    in the occult, you see!
[19:52] ---
    Dad, I want to be a researcher of the occult.
    I won't be able to take over your company.
[19:57] ---
    Hm? Ah, well.
[19:59] ---
    Keroro-kun, I am leaving you in
    charge of the future of my company.
[20:02] ---
    Effective immediately, you are the president.
[20:06] ---
    Whaaaat?!
[20:15] [SONG] ---
    I am Keroro!
[20:18] [SONG] ---
    Invader and salaryman.
[20:22] [SONG] ---
    Suck up if you want to get promoted.
[20:26] [SONG] ---
    In any case, this world is irresponsible.
[20:30] [SONG] ---
    Saying you're irresponsible is a lie!
[20:33] [SONG] ---
    The skilled hawk hides its talons.
[20:37] [SONG] ---
    I've always known.
[20:39] [SONG] ---
    Even from the start...
[20:45] [SONG] ---
    Both of us were in love at first sight!
SIGN    Keroro / Hinata Wedding Reception Midorisaka-Mitsuke Grand Prince Hotel
SIGN    Keroro / Hinata
    Wedding Reception
[20:51] ---
    Congratulations!
[20:53] ---
    Congratulations on your marriage!
[20:55] ---
    Congratulations on becoming
    company president!
[20:58] ---
    Or, like, following through?
SIGN    President
[21:00] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    The No. 1 Gunpla Man in Japan
SIGN    Fin
[21:08] ---
    Wait just a second!
[21:10] ---
    Why do you get married
    to Natchi, Mr. Sergeant?!
SIGN    Fin
[21:13] ---
    Even though you have your Mois, Uncle!
[21:16] ---
    L-Look, it's just an invasion strategy...
[21:19] ---
    What part of that was a strategy?
[21:21] ---
    You just wanted a new Dangal
    to come out, didn't you?
[21:26] ---
    Ah... ahaha...
SIGN    Todoroki Productions Inc.
[21:29] ---
    You got me, sir!
[21:32] ---
    Being an invader was not such an easy job!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Natsumi here.
SIGN    Actual Occupation Appears
[23:08] ---
    Fuyuki here.
[23:09] ---
    Ghosts again? Please, no more!
[23:12] ---
    You hate scary stories, don't you, Sis?
[23:15] ---
    Ah, Sis, behind you!
SIGN    Invoice Keroro Platoon-sama One Hundred Million Yen Frog Bank
[23:16] ---
    Noooooo! Ha, as if I'd fall for that!
[23:19] ---
    Sarge farted!
[23:20] ---
    Nooooo!
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that. Of course I fart!
[23:26] ---
    "Momoka: Ghost:
    Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E178 - Momoka: Ghost: Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    It feels more and more
     like autumn every day, doesn't it?
[01:36] ---
    What is autumn (aki) about?
SIGN    Aki of Appetite
[01:39] ---
    Aki: season of appetite!
SIGN    Aki of Sports
[01:41] ---
    Aki: season of sports!
SIGN    Hinata Aki
[01:43] ---
    And Hinata Aki!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[01:44] ---
    No, not her.
[01:46] ---
    It's the season for romance!
    Are you stupid?!
[01:51] ---
    Oh, my, how unseemly of me...
[01:54] ---
    Yes. Autumn is the romantic season where
    leaves fall from the trees and dance in the wind.
[01:59] ---
    I hope I can walk home from
    school with Fuyuki-kun...
[02:05] ---
    Oh, Nishizawa-san!
[02:08] ---
    F-F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun, when did you get here?!
[02:11] ---
    Just now.
[02:12] ---
    U-U-Um... Fuyuki-kun, where are you going?
[02:16] ---
    I was thinking about doing some new research
    on ghosts in the long nights of autumn.
[02:20] ---
    I'm going to drop by the library
    on my way back.
[02:22] ---
    I... I see...
[02:24] ---
    Then... could I... can I... can't I...
[02:28] ---
    Do what?
[02:29] ---
    Can... can I...
[02:31] ---
    "Can I come with you," right?!
[02:34] ---
    Just say it!
[02:37] ---
    Couldn't... Can't we... come with you?
[02:39] ---
    C-Cotton candy...?
[02:41] ---
    I... I... I...
SIGN    I...
SIGN    I...
SIGN    I...
SIGN    I...
SIGN    I...
[02:45] ---
    I... I... I'm going now!
[02:48] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[02:50] ---
    Ah... I'm so hopeless.
[02:53] ---
    I want to research ghosts
    with Fuyuki-kun.
[02:56] ---
    Why can't I say something so simple?
[02:59] ---
    I sympathize completely, milady.
[03:03] ---
    If only I could just become a ghost myself.
[03:05] ---
    Then I could be by Fuyuki-kun's
    side all the time...
[03:09] ---
    A... a ghost?
[03:13] ---
    Yes! That's it!
[03:21] ---
    Momoka: Ghost:
    Phantom of the Hinata House, Sir!
[03:26] ---
    Please! I dearly want to be
    turned into a living ghost!
[03:30] ---
    I will ask for her, as well.
[03:32] ---
    A ghost, ma'am?
[03:35] ---
    It would be faster just to
    ask Master Fuyuki, ma'am.
[03:37] ---
    Th-That's no good!
[03:38] ---
    Gero?
[03:39] ---
    I don't want to tell Fuyuki-kun.
[03:41] ---
    I... I don't want to cause him any trouble.
[03:46] ---
    Hm?
[03:47] ---
    Well, that's fine, I suppose, ma'am...
[03:50] ---
    Please. I promise I will thank you
    plenty for it.
[03:56] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[04:04] ---
    Keroro Platoon: assemble!
[04:10] ---
    So!
[04:11] ---
    The Keroro Platoon will use everything at
    its disposal to turn Lady Momoka into a ghost!
[04:17] ---
    I refuse.
[04:17] ---
    Gero?
[04:19] ---
    Here I was wondering what
    all the fuss was about.
[04:21] ---
    This is utterly unrelated to our mission.
[04:24] ---
    Not so, sir!
[04:26] ---
    If this operation goes well,
    we can employ the same methodology
[04:31] ---
    to turn everyone into ghosts and
    conquer Pekopon in no time.
[04:34] ---
    Imagine that!
[04:35] ---
    What?!
[04:36] ---
    Turn everyone on Pekopon into ghosts?!
[04:40] ---
    Noooooooooo!
[04:42] ---
    Hm? Whassup, Giroro?
[04:44] ---
    N-Nothing.
[04:46] ---
    I had forgotten that Giroro-dono
    does not fare well with ghosts.
[04:50] ---
    Th-That's true, but...
[04:52] ---
    ...n-no!
[04:53] ---
    I just wanted to say that
    this is not for us to do.
[04:57] ---
    It might have... other applications, sir...
[05:00] ---
    Other applications?
[05:02] ---
    If you became a ghost,
[05:03] ---
    you could always be by the side of the
    person who's caught your eye, big guy!
[05:07] ---
    What?!
[05:08] ---
    For example...
[05:09] ---
    When she's in the bath!
[05:11] ---
    When she's sleeping!
[05:14] ---
    Umm... Do you think it might be
    an impossible request?
[05:17] ---
    Here, see?
[05:19] ---
    Corporal Giroro is all in favor!
[05:19] ---
    Banzai! Banzai!
[05:21] ---
    He says he will be most pleased to
    assist with this operation, ma'am!
[05:23] ---
    Thank you very much!
[05:26] ---
    Then let's get it started, sir!
SIGN    Namu Amida
[05:28] ---
    The plan to ghostify Nishizawa Momoka!
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Ancestral Shrine
[05:43] ---
    Byzantine machine: up and running, sir!
[05:47] ---
    Eldritch item installed!
[05:51] ---
    Filled with creepy stuff!
[05:53] ---
    Suspicious unidentifiable objects in!
[05:57] ---
    The fishy material has been loaded in!
[05:59] ---
    Non-combustibles,
SIGN    Non-combustibles
SIGN    Combustibles
[06:01] ---
    disposed of.
[06:03] ---
    Gero!!
[06:05] ---
    Why?!
[06:10] ---
    Are you ready, Lady Momoka, ma'am?
[06:13] ---
    Y-Yes! Ready at any time!
[06:16] ---
    If this experiment goes well...
[06:19] ---
    I know. Ring the bell as a sign, yes?
SIGN    Bell
[06:23] ---
    Good luck, Momocchi!
[06:26] ---
    Okay, let's get this thing started!
[06:29] ---
    Click!
[06:33] ---
    Rejection coefficient zero.
[06:35] ---
    Acceptance coefficient is into the red zone.
[06:38] ---
    Ready for ghostification!
[06:40] ---
    Or, like, prospects doubtful?
SIGN    Non-combustibles Combustibles
[06:55] ---
    What is all this...?
[06:59] ---
    Where is this place?
SIGN    The Professional Appears
[07:02] ---
    The professional appears!
[07:03] ---
    Spirit Wave Motion Engine at max output!
[07:10] ---
    Soleid graph inverting!
[07:11] ---
    The ego boundary plane is
    converging on the zero limit!
[07:16] ---
    Any moment now.
[07:18] ---
    Oooh!
[07:18] ---
    Momocchi!
[07:21] ---
    I want to be by Fuyuki-kun's side forever!
[07:24] ---
    For that, I'll...
[07:25] ---
    ...become a ghost, even if it kills me!
[07:33] ---
    Th-This is...!
[07:34] ---
    I cannot see anything!
[07:44] ---
    Wh-What was that?
[07:47] ---
    M-More importantly...
    What has happened to Momocchi?
[07:50] ---
    Oh... Oh, no!
[07:51] ---
    M-Momoka-san has completely vanished!
[07:56] ---
    Doeeeegh!
SIGN    Out-of-body experience
[07:58] ---
    Out-of-body experience!
[08:13] ---
    A yellow tower...
[08:16] ---
    It's so pretty...
[08:23] ---
    No!
[08:25] ---
    You mustn't go that way.
[08:27] ---
    This way. This way...
[08:30] ---
    Wh-Who?
[08:32] ---
    Come this way.
[08:34] ---
    Huh? What?
[08:40] ---
    The bell isn't ringing...
[08:43] ---
    My honorable leader, do we not find
    ourselves in quite an unpleasant situation?
[08:46] ---
    I-It'll be fine, D-Dododo-kun...
[08:49] ---
    Who is that?
[08:50] ---
    First we all need to calalam down...
[08:53] ---
    You first.
[08:55] ---
    What to do...
[08:57] ---
    Ah, I know!
SIGN    ORA-ZOKKU
[08:59] ---
    Stop making Gundam models!
[09:02] ---
    Momocchi...
[09:04] ---
    Where did you go, Momocchi?
[09:07] ---
    Momocchi!
SIGN    Bell
[09:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! The bell Momocchi promised
    to ring if she became a ghost!
[09:20] ---
    Oh! Ohh!
[09:22] ---
    Or, like, proven success?
SIGN    Celebrating Ghostification
[09:24] ---
    Banzai! Banzai!
[09:26] ---
    I knew my army's scientific prowess
    was the best in the universe!
[09:29] ---
    We did it, Momocchi!
[09:31] ---
    Now! Now I can receive
    all the thanks I desire!
[09:35] ---
    One million Gundam models!
[09:39] ---
    And 100,010,000 yen in hard cash!
[09:43] ---
    I knew it'd be all about the money...
[09:46] ---
    But who on Earth do you expect
    to supply you with it?
[09:49] ---
    Naturally...
[09:51] ---
    ...Lady Momoka over here!
[09:53] ---
    Um. She's a ghost now.
[10:03] ---
    M-Momocchi...
[10:07] ---
    Mois-dono, a photograph, if you please!
[10:09] ---
    Okay! I'm taking it!
SIGN    Normal Zoom Menu
[10:12] ---
    Or, like, ghostly photo?
SIGN    Bell
[10:21] ---
    It looks like I got them to notice me, but...
[10:24] ---
    I wonder if I am actually a ghost.
[10:27] ---
    I've been waaaaiting for youuuu...
[10:32] ---
    I've been waaaaiting for youuuu...
[10:35] ---
    It's been so long since
    I've met a fellow ghost!
[10:38] ---
    A... a ghost!
[10:40] ---
    You don't need to be so startled.
[10:42] ---
    I'm a ghost just like you.
[10:45] ---
    Th-Then... I'm...
[10:48] ---
    I've really become a ghost!
[10:50] ---
    Y-Yes...
[10:52] ---
    Come to think of it...
    have we met somewhere before?
[10:55] ---
    Yes. I'm a ghost called Omiyo.
[10:59] ---
    I'm honored to be haunting
    the Hinata household!
[11:03] ---
    What are those?
[11:05] ---
    Momocchi, I suppose?
[11:07] ---
    Your voice... Are you the one
    who called me back just now?
[11:11] ---
    Yes. That was me.
[11:14] ---
    You were headed somewhere you mustn't go.
[11:18] ---
    Somewhere I mustn't go?
[11:22] ---
    If you went there,
    you'd never be able to come back.
[11:28] ---
    I was almost in a lot of danger, then.
[11:33] ---
    This, too, must be some kind of fate!
[11:35] ---
    I'll guide you through
    everything you need to know!
[11:37] ---
    Th-Thank you very much.
[11:40] ---
    Okay, shall we get going right away?
[11:42] ---
    Yes!
[11:44] ---
    Momocchi?
[11:46] ---
    Momocchi? Where are you?!
[11:48] ---
    You can return Lady Momoka to
    a human, right, Kululu-kun?
[11:52] ---
    Impossible.
[11:54] ---
    All I was asked for was a device
    to turn a human into a ghost.
[11:58] ---
    You're on your own with the rest.
[11:59] ---
    I see! So it's just a device to
    turn a human into a ghost, then.
[12:04] ---
    Wait...
[12:05] ---
    Then Momocchi cannot turn back to normal?
[12:08] ---
    Mochicourse!
[12:09] ---
    Oh no!
[12:11] ---
    My honorable leader!
[12:13] ---
    Momocchi!
[12:15] ---
    Gero...
[12:27] ---
    Oh, wow! I can slip through freely!
[12:32] ---
    I had quite some fun with that
    when I was new to it, too!
[12:35] ---
    Becoming a ghost is
    surprisingly fun, isn't it?
[12:44] ---
    What's the matter?
[12:46] ---
    Hey, wait.
    When did I change into these clothes?
[12:49] ---
    I don't know all the details myself,
[12:52] ---
    but it seems that when you become a ghost,
    you take the age and form that suit you most.
[13:00] ---
    All right, we've reached the surface!
[13:02] ---
    Surface?
[13:04] ---
    This is Fuyuki-kun's house?!
[13:06] [SONG] ---
    
[13:08] ---
    That's...
[13:11] ---
    ...Natsumi-san!
[13:12] ---
    Thank you for having me over!
[13:16] ---
    She can't hear you or see you.
[13:18] ---
    Ahh, right... I've become a ghost...
SIGN    Ghostly Phenomenon
[13:23] ---
    Wh-Why are my shoulders
    suddenly feeling heavy?
[13:27] ---
    I normally haunt all kinds
    of different things.
[13:31] ---
    What kinds of things?
[13:33] ---
    Like dolls without legs.
[13:35] ---
    Ah... Right...
[13:36] ---
    I also take lots of naps,
    and mostly take things pretty easy!
[13:41] ---
    Ah, I know. Would you like
    to go up on top of the roof?
[13:45] ---
    The moon is very beautiful.
[13:47] ---
    U-Um...
[13:50] ---
    I actually... There's something I really
    want to do, and that's why I became a ghost.
[13:58] ---
    Oh! You have an attachment like that?
[14:01] ---
    All right. Good luck with your haunting!
[14:04] ---
    Yes...
[14:08] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is inside here...
[14:20] ---
    Th-There he is!
[14:22] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:24] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[14:27] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:28] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
[14:32] ---
    Fu-yu-ki-ku-n!
[14:38] ---
    I've never seen the side of
    Fuyuki-kun's face so close...
[14:42] ---
    Maybe it's impossible to scientifically
    prove the existence of ghosts.
[14:47] ---
    What...? But...
[14:49] ---
    Fuyuki! The meal's ready!
[14:52] ---
    Coming!
[14:58] ---
    Ah... Right. I can just slip through.
[15:05] ---
    I wonder what's up with Sarge.
[15:07] ---
    What?
SIGN    Zero Spiritual Sense
[15:09] ---
    Sis? What's wrong?
SIGN    Spiritually Sensitive
SIGN    Spirit
[15:11] ---
    My shoulders feel really heavy,
     for some reason...
[15:13] ---
    You're just tired. I'll tidy up for you.
[16:21] ---
    How was it, Momoka-san?
[16:26] ---
    Omiyo-san...
[16:30] ---
    Were you able to satisfy your desires?
[16:37] ---
    I see... So you've realized.
[16:41] ---
    We ghosts can never get close
    to the people of this world.
[16:47] ---
    We can neither touch them
    nor speak to them.
[16:49] ---
    Even though we can see them right there,
[16:51] ---
    they're really far away.
[16:53] ---
    Just like the moon we see before us.
[16:57] ---
    But...
[16:59] ---
    ...if you return to this world, you can
    definitely get closer to them someday.
[17:04] ---
    Definitely... someday...
[17:07] ---
    You should go back, Momoka-san.
[17:10] ---
    To where you belong.
[17:13] ---
    It's not too late, not yet.
[17:18] ---
    Yes...
[17:24] ---
    Well, I modified it.
[17:26] ---
    Now the ghost just needs to go in here, and she
    should return to the Pekoponian she once was.
[17:31] ---
    I can't get the slightest bearing
    on Momoka-san's location!
[17:34] ---
    Or, like, missing person?
[17:39] ---
    Momocchi, where are you?!
[17:43] ---
    That's...!
[17:44] ---
    Momocchi!
[17:45] ---
    It is Momocchi! Momocchi has come back!
[17:49] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu!
[17:51] ---
    Hope it works!
[17:54] ---
    Click!
[17:56] ---
    And meowww!
[18:02] ---
    Nin.
[18:03] ---
    Gero.
[18:18] ---
    I'm...
[18:22] ---
    Everyone!
[18:25] ---
    Yay! Yay! Wooo!
[18:25] ---
    Yay! It's a success!
[18:28] ---
    Lady Momoka! Welcome back, ma'am!
[18:30] ---
    Momocchi!
[18:34] ---
    I'm sorry, Tama-chan...
    For making you worry...
[18:38] ---
    Oh, am I glad to see you safe!
[18:42] ---
    Incidentally, I'm sorry to trouble you
    while we're all so busily celebrating, but...
[18:46] ---
    ...could we maybe get right on to...
    as discussed... the, you know...
[18:51] ---
    What is it?!
[18:52] ---
    I'm in the middle of a very
    important grown-up conversation!
[18:54] ---
    Don't interf—
[18:55] ---
    Gero.
[18:57] ---
    What's this?
SIGN    Invoice Keroro Platoon-sama One Hundred Million Yen Frog Bank
[18:58] ---
    One hundred million yen?!
[19:00] ---
    I had to develop the
    machine from scratch.
[19:03] ---
    Modifying it was expensive, too.
[19:08] ---
    How am I supposed to pay this much, sir?!
[19:10] ---
    I'll pay it!
[19:12] ---
    Gero?
[19:13] ---
    You taught me something very valuable.
[19:16] ---
    I'll pay the bill.
[19:19] ---
    Oooh!
[19:20] ---
    Hmph. So all the reward
    disappears to pay the bills.
[19:24] ---
    Gero.
[19:26] ---
    But it is okay, because Momocchi came
    back safely, right, Mr. Sergeant?
[19:33] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[19:35] ---
    My million Gundam models...
[19:38] ---
    My 100,010,000 yen in hard cash...
[19:43] ---
    Gerodead.
[19:47] ---
    The following day.
[19:51] ---
    There are just too many things
    still unclear about ghosts.
[19:56] ---
    Maybe I shouldn't use them
    as one of my research topics.
[19:58] ---
    F-F-F-F-F-F-F...
SIGN    Wu Magazine Special Issue
    Spirit World Journal
    Autumn Journal
[20:00] ---
    F-F-F-F-F...
[20:02] ---
    Oh! Good morning, Nishizawa-san!
[20:04] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, good morning!
[20:07] ---
    Thank goodness! He can hear my voice...
[20:10] ---
    What's wrong?
[20:12] ---
    Ah... no...
[20:14] ---
    It's nothing.
[20:16] ---
    Ah... that book...
[20:18] ---
    Ah, this? I've been reading it ever since
    I borrowed it from the library yesterday.
[20:22] ---
    It looks like there are still too many things
    we don't know about ghosts.
[20:26] ---
    Even their forms and shapes
    aren't clearly defined...
[20:28] ---
    U-Um...
[20:30] ---
    I'm sure that ghosts...
[20:32] ---
    ...take the form that most suits them!
[20:39] ---
    Oh, my, I can't believe I'm being a
    know-it-all to Fuyuki-kun about the occult!
[20:45] ---
    Oh, right! That is one way of looking at it!
[20:49] ---
    You're amazing, Nishizawa-san!
SIGN    Wu Magazine Special Issue
    Spirit World Journal
    Autumn Journal
[20:51] ---
    All right! I've decided on the first theme
    for our Occult Club in a while!
[20:56] ---
    I'll research ghosts all over
    from the very beginning.
SIGN    Wu Magazine Special Issue
    Spirit World Journal
    Autumn Journal
[20:59] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[21:00] ---
    We still have a little bit of time
    until classes start.
[21:03] ---
    I have to go to the school library
     and gather more data!
[21:06] ---
    Let's go, Nishizawa-san.
[21:09] ---
    Come on.
[21:11] ---
    U-Um...
[21:14] ---
    Hurry, hurry!
[21:24] ---
    Someday, definitely, I can get closer...
[21:27] ---
    Thank you, Omiyo-san!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou Elections Office
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[23:07] ---
    I am Keroyama Kerozou, sir!
SIGN    What on Earth is this?!
[23:10] ---
    I've recently announced that I will be
    standing for the election, sir!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[23:13] ---
    I'm the only one who'll increase your allowance,
    and I promise a five-day weekend!
SIGN    Kado Bookstore
SIGN    Respected Politician
[23:18] ---
    Never mind that. Keroyama Kerozou.
    Vote for Keroyama Kerozou!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
SIGN    Certain Victory
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro Stands For Election, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Natsumi & Giroro:
    The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E179 - Keroro Stands For Election, Sir! / Natsumi & Giroro: The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:30] ---
    Yamaguchi Heroshi! When you vote,
    please remember Yamaguchi Heroshi!
SIGN    Yamaguchi Heroshi
SIGN    Kado Bookstore
[01:35] ---
    Campaign vans are so full
    of energy, aren't they?
SIGN    Yamaguchi Heroshi
[01:38] ---
    But, you know, elections
    are a very important thing!
[01:41] ---
    The mayor of Inner-Tokyo, huh...
[01:44] ---
    I wonder who the candidates are.
[01:46] ---
    I hope whoever it is will keep making
    life in this city easier and easier.
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo Mayoral Election
SIGN    Gero gero Together, let us open the way to the Pekopon of tomorrow Keroyama Kerozou
[01:54] ---
    Together, let us open the way
    to the Pekopon of tomorrow.
[01:57] ---
    Sis, this is...!
[01:59] ---
    Wh... Wh...
SIGN    What on Earth is this?!
[02:01] ---
    What on Earth is this?!
[02:07] ---
    Keroro Stands For Election, Sir!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou Campaign Office
[02:12] ---
    Keroyama Kerozou, campaign office.
[02:15] ---
    There we go!
[02:16] ---
    I look forward to the day my victory becomes a
    certainty, and I can fill in this daruma's eyes!
SIGN    Certain Victory
[02:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, what are you hoping
    to do by standing in the election?
[02:25] ---
    Naturally, to become a
    respected politician, sir!
[02:29] ---
    Gero gerori.
[02:30] ---
    What?! You realize we are soldiers?
[02:33] ---
    What's the point of becoming a politician?
[02:35] ---
    Corporal Giroro, use your
    brain every once in a while.
SIGN    Respected Politician
[02:38] ---
    If I become a politician, not only
    will I be the talk of the town,
[02:42] ---
    I will be able to influence society
    in all the different ways I see fit!
[02:46] ---
    Which is, in other words...
SIGN    Invasion
[02:47] ---
    ...an invasion?!
SIGN    Election Victory
[02:48] ---
    Precisely!
[02:49] ---
    Military might is not
    required to invade Pekopon!
[02:52] ---
    I just need to win the election, sir!
[02:54] ---
    He's gotten something wrong.
SIGN    Political Power
[02:56] ---
    Start as the mayor of Inner-Tokyo
    and move up to governor,
[02:59] ---
    and ultimately, become Prime Minister
    or the president!
SIGN    Peace
[03:03] ---
    That means that we will be able to create
    a peaceful society without conflict.
[03:08] ---
    Or, like, global conquest?
[03:10] ---
    So then, guys, wanna go for a resonance?
[03:13] ---
    Excuse me! Why are you
    entering into the elections?
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[03:16] ---
    And who said you could use our
    house as a campaign office?!
[03:19] ---
    Sis...
[03:20] ---
    It's okay, it's okay,
    Lady Natsumi, Master Fuyuki!
[03:22] ---
    When I'm elected, I'll make sure that the Hinata
    family who have been so accommodating to me
[03:27] ---
    receives all kinds of
    preferential treatment, ma'am!
[03:30] ---
    Observational trips abroad? Nepotism?
[03:33] ---
    You must be kidding!
    I wouldn't want to cheat like that!
[03:36] ---
    Okay, okay, Sis, calm down.
[03:39] ---
    Let's go.
[03:40] ---
    Fuyuki, hold on a sec!
SIGN    Election Victory
[03:42] ---
    We can't just leave them alone!
[03:44] ---
    Hey!
[03:45] ---
    It's all right.
[03:47] ---
    Do you really think Sarge would get voted in?
[03:50] ---
    Oh, right!
[03:51] ---
    I guess no one would vote for a suspicious frog like him!
[03:55] ---
    See?
[03:55] ---
    I don't mean to insult Sarge,
    but it's impossible.
[03:59] ---
    They have got it all planned out.
[04:01] ---
    How naive you are, Hinata family!
[04:03] ---
    I will show you all how
    resourceful we can be, sir!
SIGN    Keroyama
[04:10] [SONG] ---
    The "ke" in Keroro is a "kekkero ke."
[04:13] ---
    Huh? What's that, what's that?
[04:13] [SONG] ---
    The invasion should be totally easy.
[04:15] ---
    What's that song?
[04:16] ---
    That's funny!
[04:17] [SONG] ---
    But I carelessly took a nap,
[04:18] ---
    My, my!
[04:19] ---
    They seem to be having fun.
[04:20] [SONG] ---
    And did a double-take at my own face.
[04:20] ---
    Keroyama Kerozou! Don't forget
    to vote for Keroyama Kerozou!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[04:24] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[04:25] ---
    Vote Keroyama Kerozou for mayor of Tokyo!
[04:28] [SONG] ---
    Keron, iron, cyclone!
[04:28] ---
    Please cast an honest vote
    for Keroyama Kerozou!
[04:31] [SONG] ---
    Who needs a purpose? Toss it away!
[04:32] ---
    Or, like, campaign speeches?
[04:39] ---
    Sarge's party political
    broadcast is about to come on!
[04:43] ---
    I am Keroyama Kerozou, sir.
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
SIGN    Keron Party
[04:46] ---
    What I desire most is a
    world without conflict!
[04:49] ---
    If I am elected,
[04:51] ---
    I intend to rid the world
    of all weapons of all kinds,
[04:54] ---
    and work toward creating
    a peaceful society, sir!
[04:57] ---
    Oh! Kero-chan sounds surprisingly sensible!
[05:00] ---
    Don't let him trick you, Mom!
[05:02] ---
    If they take all the weapons
    away from us Earthlings,
[05:05] ---
    it'll make it easier for
    the stupid frogs to invade!
SIGN    Keron Party
SIGN    Keroyama
[05:08] ---
    Furthermore, I will fully
    implement a 5-day weekend,
SIGN    Fully-Implemented 5-Day Weekend!!
SIGN    Abolishment of Summer Homework
[05:12] ---
    and abolish summer homework!
[05:15] ---
    And to go along with spring break,
    winter break, and summer break,
[05:18] ---
    I will introduce an "autumn break" as well!
SIGN    Introduction of Autumn Break
[05:21] ---
    Also, I am a friend of all things green!
[05:24] ---
    I'll push hard for that, sir!
[05:26] ---
    Now, join me in passionate resonance!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
SIGN    Keron Party
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[05:33] ---
    He's pretty funny, though, don't you think?
[05:35] ---
    Good job, Kero-chan! He's
    a good speaker, too.
[05:38] ---
    Oh, come on! No matter how "funny" he is,
    he's not going to get voted in just for that!
[05:44] ---
    However.
[05:46] [SONG] ---
    
[05:50] [SONG] ---
    
[05:51] ---
    W-Well!
[05:53] ---
    That song is catchy, after all.
[05:53] [SONG] ---
    
[05:58] ---
    Hey, do you know about Keroyama Kerozou?!
[06:01] ---
    Yes, yes! He's kind of funny, isn't he?
[06:04] ---
    I saw him in the flesh yesterday!
[06:04] ---
    I shook hands with him!
[06:07] ---
    I even got his autograph!
[06:09] ---
    That's nuts!
[06:10] ---
    D-Don't tell me he's actually going to win?
[06:14] ---
    I am Kerokawa Kerokichi, si—
[06:17] ---
    C-Crap... I screwed it up...
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[06:20] ---
    Th-They're laughing...!
[06:20] ---
    But that doesn't really
    matter! So, anyway, sir!
[06:24] ---
    If I am elected,
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[06:27] ---
    I will build a Gundam model
    factory here in Inner-Tokyo,
[06:30] ---
    and release a new model every week!
[06:32] ---
    And all live sports broadcasts
    will be banned from running long!
SIGN    Keroyama
[06:36] ---
    See, it was only the other day, when I went
    to watch a late-night anime I'd set to record,
[06:39] ---
    and they were prattling on
    in God-knows-what language...
[06:41] ---
    Uncle, didn't you just get the wrong channel?
[06:44] ---
    Or, like, public broadcast?
[06:48] ---
    Come on, guys! Don't be fooled so easily!
[06:51] ---
    How can we trust in a candidate with
    a weird frog-like face like him?!
[06:55] ---
    She's right. I mean, a frog
    mask? You're not a wrestler!
[06:59] ---
    In that case!
[07:01] ---
    If I am elected, I pledge...
[07:03] ---
    ...to remove this mask!
[07:08] ---
    Oh no... We might really be in trouble...
[07:12] ---
    Everyone!
[07:13] ---
    We have plenty more pledges for you!
[07:16] ---
    If Mr. Sergeant is elected,
[07:18] ---
    we will make it so that cola comes
    out of your water faucets!
[07:21] ---
    We shall make this a peaceful
    society without trauma.
[07:24] ---
    Every Friday will be curry day. Ku ku ku!
[07:28] ---
    W-We'll abolish Valentine's Day...!
SIGN    Shinano
    Pharmaceutical
    Manufacturers
[07:33] ---
    There's still more, sir!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[07:35] ---
    A significant price drop on starfruit!
[07:38] ---
    A live-action movie of Captain Geroro!
[07:41] ---
    School and work closed on rainy days!
[07:45] ---
    Abolishment of cleaning duties!
    Increased allowances!
SIGN    Keroyama
[07:48] ---
    A totally unexpected mobile phone stipend
    that earns you more money the more you use it!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
SIGN    Keron Party
[07:52] ---
    A society that's kind to small toyshop owners,
    the elderly, and children!
[07:57] ---
    If I am elected, I will clear out
    all the unscrupulous politicians,
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[08:01] ---
    and make good on all of my pledges, sir!
[08:04] ---
    Now, stand with us!
SIGN    Keroyama
[08:07] ---
    Assemble before us! We'll take
    Pekopon into our own hands!
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[08:10] ---
    Let's resonate together!
SIGN    Girogirogirogiro...
SIGN    Tamatamatamatama...
SIGN    Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
[08:17] ---
    I'll resonate, too!
SIGN    Moismoismoismois...
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[08:21] ---
    Join me, everyone!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero... Girogirogirogiro... Tamatamatamatama... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro... Moismoismoismois...
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[08:29] ---
    Wh-What on Earth is this...
SIGN    Keroyama Kerozou
[08:33] ---
    Gero gero gero. This election...
[08:36] ---
    ...is mine, sir!
[08:39] ---
    And the day of the election.
[08:42] ---
    If the stupid frog really does win...
[08:45] ---
    But we can't vote.
[08:48] ---
    We'll just have to watch and see.
[08:49] ---
    Th-That's true, but...
[08:52] ---
    Ah! There's going to be an election
    results newsflash any minute!
[08:55] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Certain Victory
SIGN    Praying for
    Election Victory
[08:58] ---
    Ta-dah!
[09:00] ---
    I've done all I can! Now I just
    have to wait for the results!
[09:03] ---
    However! Judging by how well
    that speech was received,
[09:07] ---
    my victory is assured without
    even waiting for the results!
[09:09] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is going to be
    the mayor of Inner-Tokyo!
[09:12] ---
    I-Is it actually going to work this time?!
SIGN    Eloquent and skilled
[09:17] ---
    Results are in.
[09:19] ---
    All right!
[09:20] ---
    Ohh!
[09:21] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[09:22] ---
    The time is at last upon us!
SIGN    Elected: Yamaguchi 4,323 votes
[09:24] ---
    Elected: Yamaguchi Heroshi.
[09:26] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Last place: Keroyama Kerozou 3 votes
[09:27] ---
    Last place: Keroyama Kerozou,
    3 votes received.
[09:32] ---
    Last place...
[09:34] ---
    ...Is that possible?
SIGN    Election Special
SIGN    Last Place: Keroyama Kerozou
[09:36] ---
    It looks like Uncle's pledges were
    very popular with the children,
[09:40] ---
    but normal adults didn't take to them.
[09:44] ---
    Or, like, exit survey?
[09:46] ---
    Come to think of it,
    Pekoponian children can't vote, can they?
[09:51] ---
    I-Impossible...
[09:54] ---
    Wh-Why...
[09:56] ---
    Why can't Pekoponian children vote?
[10:00] ---
    You... didn't know?
SIGN    No...
[10:03] ---
    No...
[10:04] ---
    What a joke! I should never have worried.
[10:09] ---
    But... if Sarge really had won...
[10:14] ---
    ...the world might have
    become a bit more fun!
[10:21] ---
    You might be right.
[10:23] ---
    Cast your votes carefully
    when you all grow up!
[10:33] ---
    Happiness comes suddenly.
[10:39] ---
    Hey, Giroro.
[10:40] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[10:43] ---
    I baked some cookies.
    Would you give one a taste-test?
[10:46] ---
    Wh-Why do I have to be the one to...
[10:49] ---
    Fuyuki's out.
[10:51] ---
    Why not? Just try one.
[10:54] ---
    Meanwhile, in the Sergeant Room.
SIGN    Election Victory
[10:57] ---
    Gero...
[11:00] ---
    I have to pack away this red thing
    with the still-white eye...
[11:03] ---
    I guess it can come in useful
    next time there's an election, sir.
[11:07] ---
    Oof!
SIGN    Certain Victory
[11:11] ---
    It's stuck, sir?
[11:13] ---
    Oy! Don't resist!
[11:16] ---
    Get in there, you...!
[11:19] ---
    Huh?
[11:20] ---
    G-Gero!
[11:22] ---
    Gero... oh... oh, crap...
[11:29] ---
    Natsumi & Giroro:
    The Two Who Couldn't Return, Sir!
[11:37] ---
    Well? Are they good?
[11:39] ---
    N-Nummy.
[11:43] ---
    W-What?!
[11:45] ---
    Wh-What on...?!
[11:52] ---
    What on Earth?
[11:56] ---
    Giroro's tent is gone!
[12:00] ---
    That's... Sis's...
[12:04] ---
    Sarge!
[12:06] ---
    This is serious! Giroro and
    his whole tent disappeared!
[12:09] ---
    And Sis was with him!
[12:11] ---
    Wh-What you say?!
[12:13] ---
    Huh?
[12:15] ---
    What happened to the fridge?
[12:16] ---
    Ahh, analysis of that is
    currently underway, sir...
[12:21] ---
    Looks like the hyperspace gate busted.
[12:23] ---
    It created a distortion in spacetime,
    and both of them got...
[12:28] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Certain Victory
[12:29] ---
    This ain't good.
[12:36] ---
    Where...
[12:38] ---
    ...are we?
[12:40] ---
    No idea.
[12:41] ---
    It looks like we and the tent were sent
    to some completely different place.
[12:44] ---
    Th-This is no joke!
[12:46] ---
    We'd better be able to get back!
[12:48] ---
    Hang on. I'll try contacting the base.
[12:55] ---
    It's no good.
[12:56] ---
    It looks like it broke from that impact.
[12:59] ---
    Oh no! But then what'll happen to us?!
[13:02] ---
    Anyway, let's just try
    searching the area a little.
[13:13] ---
    Hmph. So it's desert everywhere we go.
[13:17] ---
    It'll be dangerous to keep on moving.
[13:19] ---
    Let's return to the tent.
[13:28] ---
    Giroro?
[13:29] ---
    Natsumi... Can you run?
[13:34] ---
    Giroro!
[13:35] ---
    Here they come.
[13:43] ---
    What are those?!
[13:48] ---
    Blatantly hostile actions.
[13:50] ---
    These are our enemies!
[14:02] ---
    What on Earth is this place?!
[14:07] ---
    I'm thinking this is not Pekopon, but...
[14:09] ---
    ...a different planet.
[14:12] ---
    No way...
[14:13] ---
    No worries. It isn't much,
    but I do have water and rations.
[14:17] ---
    Keron Water... and... Type-Gs.
[14:20] ---
    And a few sweet potatoes.
[14:23] ---
    And these cookies.
[14:25] ---
    Yes. Those, too, are fine rations.
[14:27] ---
    They were supposed to be for Saburo-senpai...
[14:30] ---
    Wh—?! S-Saburo?!
[14:33] ---
    Yep. I was thinking of giving them to him
    tomorrow at school.
[14:37] ---
    I-In any case.
[14:39] ---
    If we can just hold out here with these,
    Keroro and the others might find us before long.
[14:43] ---
    We should just bear it until then.
[14:46] ---
    Until then.
[14:47] ---
    Until then...!
[14:49] ---
    Until then... I... I... I'll be all alone
    in this tent with Natsumi...
[14:55] ---
    All alone... all alone...!
SIGN    Hazy Hazy Hazy Hazy
[14:58] ---
    All... alone...
[15:01] ---
    What's wrong?
[15:02] ---
    Hm? No... nothing.
[15:11] ---
    These are surprisingly good.
[15:13] ---
    Hm? Ah... yeah.
[15:16] ---
    That's right. Now's not the time to be
    getting dizzy about being alone together.
[15:21] ---
    Not only do we not know where we are,
    there are also unknown enemies here.
[15:25] ---
    I must protect Natsumi at all costs.
[15:28] ---
    Here.
[15:30] ---
    Do you want some?
[15:31] ---
    S-Sure.
[15:34] ---
    C-Could this be...
[15:36] ---
    A... an... an in... an indirect kiss...?!
SIGN    Indirect Kiss
[15:43] ---
    I'll go stand watch outside.
[15:45] ---
    K-K-K-K-K...
[15:47] ---
    You go to sleep!
[15:49] ---
    Thank you.
[15:50] ---
    No need for thanks.
[15:55] ---
    Hm? The moon?
[15:57] ---
    Then... this is not some other planet,
[16:01] ---
    but is somewhere on Pekopon.
[16:03] ---
    In that case... Keroro and the others
    should find us in no time.
[16:10] ---
    However.
[16:14] ---
    A month flew by with no sign of rescue.
[16:24] ---
    Giroro!
[16:27] ---
    Giroro!
[16:30] ---
    Natsumi...
[16:31] ---
    Look! Look at this!
    I found an oasis over there!
[16:34] ---
    And this was there!
[16:36] ---
    An apple...
[16:38] ---
    Yes. The forbidden fruit.
[16:40] ---
    Forbidden fruit?
[16:42] ---
    A long time ago, Adam and Eve ate
    an apple, the forbidden fruit,
[16:47] ---
    and they were exiled from Paradise for it.
[16:51] ---
    Hey...
[16:52] ---
    Giroro...
[16:54] ---
    Are we...
[16:56] ---
    ...going to become
    this world's Adam and Eve?
[17:00] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh—
[17:02] ---
    But... if it's with you, Giroro...
[17:02] ---
    Wh-Wh-Whaa-Wh—
[17:05] ---
    ...I wouldn't mind.
SIGN    Dream.
[17:09] ---
    Or so he dreamed.
[17:10] ---
    Whaaaaa?!
[17:13] ---
    Who said you could add
    narration to my dreams?!
[17:16] ---
    Oh, don't be such a grump.
[17:18] ---
    Why are you making all that noise?
[17:20] ---
    Ah... No... No reason...
[17:26] ---
    That sound!
[17:27] ---
    It's them.
[17:34] ---
    Use this!
[17:36] ---
    H-How?
[17:37] ---
    I've turned the safety off.
[17:39] ---
    Just aim well and pull the trigger!
[18:06] ---
    No less than I expected, Natsumi.
[18:08] ---
    Thanks. But...
[18:10] ---
    ...the tent...
[18:11] ---
    Yeah.
[18:15] ---
    This is all that survived.
[18:18] ---
    They may come attacking again sometime.
[18:20] ---
    Let's move somewhere safe.
[18:25] ---
    Hrmph. Isn't there an oasis anywhere?
[18:28] ---
    We have to at least secure
    water and rations...
[18:34] ---
    Ah, come to think of it...
[18:36] ---
    What?
[18:37] ---
    I forgot about these.
[18:40] ---
    Those...?
[18:42] ---
    You baked those for Saburo, remember?
[18:45] ---
    Keep them for after we get back safely.
[18:49] ---
    Giroro...
[18:56] ---
    What?!
[18:57] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:01] ---
    That tower...
[19:03] ---
    Is this Inner-Tokyo...?
[19:05] ---
    Did we travel across spacetime
    and end up in future Pekopon?
[19:09] ---
    No way...
[19:11] ---
    Then...
[19:13] ---
    We're...
[19:15] ---
    We can't get back to our
    original world anymore?
[19:20] ---
    Natsumi...
[19:30] ---
    Their leader...
[19:34] ---
    It might have been our Keron Army
    that destroyed Pekopon...
[19:38] ---
    But... even if the enemy
    is the Keron Army, I...!
[19:41] ---
    I will protect Natsumi!
[19:44] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:45] ---
    Believe in me.
[19:46] ---
    No matter what happens,
    I will return you to your former world.
[19:49] ---
    No matter what happens,
    I will protect you without fail!
[19:53] ---
    The cookies... were a little sweet,
    but... they were delicious.
[19:58] ---
    Giroro...
[20:01] ---
    Giroro!
[20:08] ---
    Giroro!
[20:21] ---
    Giroro! Giroro!!
[20:26] ---
    Giroro!
[20:30] ---
    Giroro, it's pretty mean to shoot down
    someone who's come to save you, sir.
[20:35] ---
    So you were safe, Sis!
[20:38] ---
    I must apologize for the
    Nishizawa security mechs...
[20:42] ---
    Still, I really am glad
    that you were all right.
[20:45] ---
    Then...
[20:46] ---
    ...those spidery mechs were...
SIGN    Nishizawa Family Security Mech
[20:54] ---
    So this wasn't a future Pekopon...
[20:58] ---
    Are you okay, Giroro?!
[20:59] ---
    Yeah... But...
[21:01] ---
    What happened to that tower?
[21:03] ---
    Ah, that's the 1st Nishizawa Tower.
[21:07] ---
    First?
[21:08] ---
    This site belongs to the Nishizawas.
[21:11] ---
    Admittedly, it is in quite a remote location.
[21:13] ---
    Site...?
[21:15] ---
    How expansive is the Nishizawa property?!
[21:18] ---
    Incidentally, the 2nd and 3rd
    Nishizawa Towers are also buried in this site.
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    3rd
[21:24] ---
    Don't be so misleading!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Angol Mois here.
[23:09] ---
    I found a lovely fault line in the garden.
SIGN    Pururun!
[23:11] ---
    It had the most marvelously
    ragged fracture plane.
[23:13] ---
    A very beautiful reverse fault.
[23:16] ---
    It was almost as adorable as Uncle!
[23:18] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle!
    Lovey-dovey for faults!
[23:21] ---
    Never mind that. I'm so popular!
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E180 - Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:32] ---
    Some people always do a great job of
    mellowing the mood, don't they?
[01:36] ---
    Like Mois-chan, for example.
SIGN    Beware of Fire
[01:42] ---
    Keroro, you dumbo!
SIGN    Scheduled Pekopon Invasion Meeting
[01:44] ---
    How can you call an end to the meeting
    before we've even started it?!
SIGN    Scheduled Pekopon Invasion Meeting
[01:48] ---
    Like I said,
[01:50] ---
    I remembered somewhere I
    have to run off to quickly.
[01:53] ---
    Yeah, like a toy store! I know you!
[01:55] ---
    Sooooo... dismissed!
[01:58] ---
    You wait there!
SIGN    Thock!
[02:00] ---
    What're you doing?!
    You looking for a fight?!
[02:02] ---
    You're the one looking for a fight!
[02:04] ---
    That doesn't mean you had to go this far!
SIGN    Biff Baff
[02:08] ---
    Stop it, you two...
[02:09] ---
    Stop it, Giroro!
[02:12] ---
    3 p.m.
[02:13] ---
    You always have something
    to say to me, don't you?!
[02:14] ---
    It's time for some snacks, everyone!
[02:19] ---
    Or, like, adjourn briefly?
[02:32] ---
    Snacktime with Mr. Sergeant is the best.
[02:34] ---
    Hmph. Shouldn't you be somewhere, Keroro?
[02:37] ---
    I'll go after I've eaten, sir.
[02:39] ---
    Gero?
[02:41] ---
    You ate mine, didn't you?!
[02:43] ---
    Why in blazes would I eat it?!
[02:45] ---
    Shut up! That was mine, sir!
[02:47] ---
    U-Uncle! And Giroro-san!
    You mustn't fight...
[02:51] ---
    Please stop.
[02:52] ---
    This is a battle between men!
[02:54] ---
    Not even you can interfere, Lady Mois!
[02:56] ---
    Now, stop it, you two!
[02:59] ---
    Honestly, boys, I tell you!
[03:02] ---
    P-Pururu-chan...
[03:08] ---
    What?!
[03:09] ---
    Is that... what I think it is?
[03:13] ---
    Hello!
[03:14] ---
    Aloha!
[03:16] ---
    Karara-chan and Chiroro-chan,
    the noisy pair I'm sure you're familiar with!
[03:19] ---
    I knew it.
[03:23] ---
    Keroro: Winner-Takes-All War, Sir!
[03:30] ---
    It's the entire range, every Gundam
    model I could imagine, ma'am!
[03:33] ---
    D'ya like it?!
[03:35] ---
    Of course, ma'am!
[03:37] ---
    Isn't that great?
[03:38] ---
    Well, it is for Keroro-han,
    who's goin' ta make me his bride!
[03:41] ---
    Bride? What's this?
[03:43] ---
    Hmph. It happens every time without fail.
[03:46] ---
    We've all been targeted by her at one point.
SIGN    The Victims
[03:50] ---
    Yes. Karara-chan here...
[03:53] ---
    ...tends to want to marry a different member
    of the Keroro Platoon every time.
[03:57] ---
    This time, it seems to be Sergeant Keroro.
[04:05] ---
    I'll do all the cleaning an' the laundry for ya,
    Keroro-han! Just give the word!
[04:10] ---
    Really, ma'am?!
[04:12] ---
    Umm... I'm the one who...
[04:14] ---
    Jealousy!
[04:29] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[04:31] ---
    What is it this time?
[04:33] ---
    What's going on?
[04:35] ---
    It's all clean now!
[04:37] ---
    We're cleaning in place of Keroro-san.
[04:39] ---
    I'm gon' make Keroro-han real pleased
    with me and become his bride!
[04:44] ---
    Bride?
[04:48] ---
    Oh, sorry. I didn't notice
    there was a bucket there.
[04:53] ---
    I will clean it up,
    so just leave the rest to me!
[04:56] ---
    Really?
[04:57] ---
    Don't overdo it too much.
[05:01] ---
    Don't get too carried away with yourselves!
SIGN    Gerooooo
[05:07] ---
    Gero!
[05:09] ---
    All the Gundam models I brought...
[05:12] ---
    Uncle...
[05:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[05:16] ---
    I had this ready in case
    of an emergency like this.
SIGN    1/350 Battleship Yamatoad
[05:19] ---
    It is a 1/350 scale Battleship Yamatoad!
[05:24] ---
    Ah! How did you get this?!
[05:26] ---
    This is a first-edition sold in limited numbers
    with a big mark-up, so you cannot get it easily!
[05:31] ---
    I loosened my purse strings and ordered
    it off the internet just for you, Mr. Sergeant!
[05:36] ---
    Private Tamama...
[05:37] ---
    I am so pleased to have a subordinate who
    is so thoughtful toward his superior, sir!
[05:42] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[05:46] [SONG] ---
    Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
[05:50] ---
    Tama.
[05:53] ---
    These are...
[05:56] ---
    Those jerks!
[06:00] ---
    It suits you, it suits you!
[06:03] ---
    Here.
[06:06] ---
    And now just put the detergent in...
SIGN    Atatta
[06:16] [SONG] ---
    Keron, pheromone, all right, come on.
[06:21] ---
    Tama-nii! We've had it with you!
[06:23] ---
    If you want a fight, we'll give you one!
[06:27] ---
    Suits me, you little brats!
[06:33] ---
    Sis!
[06:34] ---
    Huh? What's wrong?
[06:37] ---
    Those... little...!
[06:41] ---
    Watch what your guests are
    up to, you stupid fr—
[06:46] ---
    Mois-chan?
[06:49] ---
    What?! The two of them are
    fighting over the stupid frog?
[06:52] ---
    Yes.
[06:54] ---
    Fighting over the stupid frog...
[06:56] ---
    I just hope this doesn't get any worse.
[07:01] ---
    Hey, um... er...
[07:05] ---
    What about you, Mois-chan?
[07:09] ---
    I...
[07:12] ---
    I don't want to fight because of Uncle.
[07:16] ---
    Or, like, anti-conflict?
[07:18] ---
    Mois-chan...
[07:21] ---
    Keroro-han! My feelings for you...
SIGN    1/1 Gundam
[07:23] ---
    ...are this big!
[07:25] ---
    1/1 scale Gundam!!
[07:27] ---
    Then my feelings are...
SIGN    Extra-Large Zaku Cake
[07:30] ---
    ...this huge and this sweet!
[07:32] ---
    Extra-large Zaku cake!
[07:34] ---
    No, never mind that,
    calm down, calm down!
[07:37] ---
    If you keep this up,
     I'm going to be crushed, sir!
[07:40] ---
    Accept my love!
[07:43] ---
    Accept it!!
[07:45] ---
    Gero!!
[07:48] ---
    Those guys again...
[07:49] ---
    Uncle!
[07:51] ---
    Heavy... Heavy!
[07:53] ---
    Help me!
SIGN    Crush ♡
[07:55] ---
    He accepted my crush!
[07:57] ---
    My crush was the winner!
[08:00] ---
    Crush... Wrong "crush," sir!
SIGN    CRUSH
[08:05] ---
    You guys!
[08:07] ---
    What are you up to this time?
[08:09] ---
    Gero...
[08:11] ---
    Uncle!
SIGN    Slump
[08:14] ---
    Looks like he's done.
[08:17] ---
    Uncle!
[08:22] ---
    If Uncle is going to die...
[08:25] ---
    ...then I... I will...
[08:26] ---
    ...destroy everything and die with him!
[08:29] ---
    She can't be...
SIGN    Armageddon
[08:30] ---
    Armageddon!
[08:32] ---
    One-oneth!
[08:34] ---
    Mois-chan!
[08:35] ---
    Stop it!
[08:36] ---
    I'm alive, I said!
SIGN    Tonk!
[08:56] ---
    Wh-Who in the...
[08:58] ---
    ...world?
[09:01] ---
    Will you take Mois-chan?
[09:05] ---
    Keroro-kun, I'm coming to help you out!
[09:07] ---
    That voice!
[09:08] ---
    Here I come!
[09:16] ---
    Gero.
[09:18] ---
    Are you okay, Keroro-kun?
[09:21] ---
    You're not injured?
    Can you stand up on your own?
[09:28] ---
    U-Uncle...
[09:32] ---
    Pururu-chan?
[09:34] ---
    It's a new type of suit for invading alien
    planets, and it has a stealth function.
SIGN    New Type of Suit
    For Invading Alien Planets
[09:38] ---
    While our suits have been...
[09:40] ---
    ...quite different.
[09:42] ---
    What truly marvelous functions it has, ma'am!
[09:45] ---
    I would certainly like to request they be
    supplied to our platoon as well, ma'am!
[09:48] ---
    Sorry.
[09:50] ---
    These are only supplied to
    A-grade invasion troops.
SIGN    A-Grade?
[09:53] ---
    Then...
[09:54] ---
    Then F-grade don't get...
[09:55] ---
    Mochicourse!
SIGN    F-Grade
[10:00] ---
    Axotolon Form!
SIGN    Pururun!
[10:15] ---
    Anyway, you two!
[10:18] ---
    No matter how much of a problem you have
    with each other, you went much too far!
[10:21] ---
    Behave yourselves!
[10:24] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:27] ---
    And you all let them get away with too much.
[10:30] ---
    As adults, you should watch
    over them more carefully!
[10:32] ---
    Right.
[10:34] ---
    You there! No laughing.
[10:35] ---
    Right.
[10:37] ---
    And... Mois-chan?
[10:38] ---
    Yes?
[10:39] ---
    If you start panicking,
    Pekopon will be destroyed, you know?
[10:43] ---
    You have to respond to things more calmly.
[10:46] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:48] ---
    Dear me, none of us can hold
    a candle to you, Pururu-chan.
[10:51] ---
    If you had been more sensible, none of this would
    have happened in the first place, you know.
[10:56] ---
    Gero.
[10:58] ---
    Wow.
[10:59] ---
    Pururu-chan, you've got a
    good head on your shoulders!
[11:01] ---
    Not even Sarge has an answer to her.
[11:03] ---
    You're right.
[11:05] ---
    It might be good to ask her to come
    whenever something happens in the future!
[11:11] ---
    Ahhh... we got told off.
[11:13] ---
    Wanna just go home?
[11:15] ---
    I can't leave!
[11:17] ---
    I gotta get Keroro-han to
    accept me as his bride!
[11:21] ---
    But how...
[11:24] ---
    Got troubles?
[11:28] ---
    If you ask me, people are always greedy.
[11:31] ---
    Thus was born ramen with
    half-size fried rice.
[11:33] ---
    Who are you, old man?
[11:35] ---
    Have you girls heard of the phrase
    "Nice guys finish last?"
[11:41] ---
    Basically, it's like this. Girls aren't
    finished as long as their love is nice!
[11:46] ---
    Huh?
[11:47] ---
    If you ask me, go as far as
    your legs will take you!
[11:49] ---
    And since you're there anyway,
    don't forget a souvenir!
[11:53] ---
    What was that?
[11:54] ---
    Don't ask me...
[11:55] ---
    Anyway, I think he was saying you
    shouldn't give up, don't you think?!
[11:59] ---
    Come to think of it, you might be right!
[12:01] ---
    No, I don't think there was
    any meaning in particular.
SIGN    Oranges
[12:06] ---
    I just can't think of any strategies
    that are just right, sir...
[12:10] ---
    Thinking of invasion strategies!
[12:12] ---
    Excuse me!
[12:14] ---
    Keroro-han?
[12:15] ---
    Huh? What is it, ma'am?
[12:18] ---
    Is there anything you want me to do for you?
[12:21] ---
    Uhh... let's see, ma'am...
[12:24] ---
    Some kind of quick invasion.
[12:26] ---
    Something like that, I guess, ma'am...
[12:31] ---
    Did you hear that?!
[12:32] ---
    I heard, I heard! An invasion!
[12:34] ---
    If I do the invasion for him,
[12:37] ---
    he'll definitely take me as his bride!
[12:40] ---
    Then let's get right to the invasion!
[12:42] ---
    Yeah!
[12:43] ---
    Those brats.
[12:46] ---
    Tamama-san!
[12:49] ---
    You came at a good time, eh?
[12:52] ---
    Those brats are trying to invade Pekopon
    to attract Mr. Sergeant's attention, eh?
[12:58] ---
    But I won't let 'em.
[13:00] ---
    I'll invade Pekopon before 'em,
[13:02] ---
    and pierce Mr. Sergeant's heart!
[13:06] ---
    Whatcha think, eh?
[13:07] ---
    How's about you join in this battle,
    an' settle it once and for all, eh?
[13:13] ---
    I... I...
[13:21] ---
    That hurt...
[13:28] ---
    Mois-chan.
[13:30] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[13:33] ---
    What's wrong? It's rare to see you here.
[13:38] ---
    Are you... still thinking
    about what just happened?
[13:41] ---
    She really has it together, doesn't she?
[13:45] ---
    Pururu?
[13:47] ---
    Yes... It's like she's making up for
    the parts that Uncle is missing...
[13:52] ---
    Or, like, wordless discourse?
[13:54] ---
    I don't think...
[13:57] ---
    I'm... just going to be alone for a bit.
[14:07] ---
    I did it!
SIGN    Tamama's
    Invade With Sweeties
    Grand Strategy
[14:08] ---
    A strategy of the sweeties,
    by the sweeties, for Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    1 Million Mr. Sergeants I really do love Mr. Sergeant I ♡ Mr. Sergeant
[14:12] ---
    Now I will invade Pekopon before those brats
    and get Mr. Sergeant's heart.
[14:17] ---
    Tama!
[14:21] ---
    Tama-nii! We're just going to invade Pekopon!
[14:25] ---
    Wh-Where did you get that?!
[14:27] ---
    We had Karara's daddy teleport it here!
[14:30] ---
    Okay, we're off!
[14:32] ---
    I... I... I will not let you!
[14:38] ---
    Enemy raid?!
[14:39] ---
    What is the commotion?!
[14:40] ---
    I am going to do the
    invasion for Mr. Sergeant!
[14:43] ---
    No! I'm goin' ta invade Pekopon,
    just like Keroro-han told me!
[14:48] ---
    You said something that irresponsible?!
[14:50] ---
    My honorable leader...
SIGN    Erk
[14:51] ---
    Uh... Did I?
[14:53] ---
    Mr. Sergeant's heart belongs to me!
[15:00] ---
    I'm gonna do the invasion!
[15:10] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta you!
[15:14] ---
    Will you two cut it out?!
[15:16] ---
    The base is in a terrible state!
[15:18] ---
    Ummm...
[15:20] ---
    Maybe we should just go ahead
    and let them invade...
[15:23] ---
    Excuse me?!
[15:25] ---
    Gero!
[15:27] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[15:28] ---
    How dare you?
[15:30] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is all mine!
[15:32] ---
    I will not let you take anything away,
    even the right to finish him off!
SIGN    So jealous Me too Why always you So nice Envious Envy It's always you So mean
[15:37] ---
    I'm still alive.
[15:38] ---
    Eat my Jealousy Shot!
SIGN    So jealous Me too Why always you So nice Envious Envy It's always you So mean
[15:44] ---
    Gero?!
[15:46] ---
    You've done it now!
[15:52] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta—
[15:54] ---
    youu...
[15:57] ---
    Stupid frog! I'm going to get mad
    at you if you don't pack it in!
[16:00] ---
    You're already mad at him, Sis.
[16:03] ---
    It wasn't my fauuult...
[16:05] ---
    Keroro-han!
[16:06] ---
    He was alive!
[16:08] ---
    For goodness's sake!
[16:09] ---
    Watch yourself!
[16:10] ---
    Natsumi, stand b—
[16:13] ---
    Gero...
[16:16] ---
    Keroro-han is mine!
[16:18] ---
    Mr. Sergeant belongs to me!
[16:20] ---
    What do we do?
[16:22] ---
    Well, there's nothing else for it.
[16:24] ---
    Leave it to me.
[16:27] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[16:28] ---
    We're counting on you!
[16:31] ---
    Now you stop that!
[16:33] ---
    Can't you tell how much trouble
    you're causing for everyone?
[16:36] ---
    If you don't stop it right now,
[16:38] ---
    I'm really going to get angry!
[16:40] ---
    Shut up.
[16:42] ---
    Butt out!
[16:43] ---
    You old bat!
[16:45] ---
    You old bat... you old bat...
[16:49] ---
    ...you old bat... you old bat...
SIGN    Purusnap
[16:55] ---
    I thought I heard something snap.
[17:02] ---
    Gero.
[17:04] ---
    Old woman...
SIGN    Old bat
    Old bat
    Old bat
[17:06] ---
    Well, yes, people aren't commenting on how
    young and cute I am as much as they used to...
[17:10] ---
    I don't think I look old enough
    to be called an old bat, though...
[17:12] ---
    My skin's smooth, and my
    tail is nice and wobbly...
[17:12] ---
    Pururu-shenshei?
[17:14] ---
    Doesn't she... remind you of someone...
[17:15] ---
    I don't mean to boast,
     but I take...
[17:16] ---
    So mean!
[17:17] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[17:22] ---
    Gero!
[17:28] ---
    We aren't getting anywhere!
[17:30] ---
    Kululu!
[17:31] ---
    Huh?
[17:33] ---
    Where is Mois-chan? You find her right now!
[17:35] ---
    The treasure!
SIGN    Active Fault
[17:52] ---
    Mois-chan!
[17:54] ---
    Natsumi-san, Fuyuki-san.
[17:56] ---
    And me?
[17:58] ---
    Mois-chan, please come back! Things are bad!
[18:00] ---
    But...
[18:02] ---
    What good is it for me to be there?
[18:05] ---
    Or, like, lacking talent?
[18:07] ---
    Please, Mois-chan!
[18:11] ---
    Sheesh!
[18:12] ---
    Wah! Sis!
[18:13] ---
    Come on!
[18:15] ---
    Don't just stand around saying that!
[18:21] ---
    Now, quickly!
[18:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant belongs to me!
[18:27] ---
    I won't let ya have Keroro-han!
[18:29] ---
    Gero! Am I just being ignored?!
[18:29] ---
    I really don't think
    I deserve to be called...
[18:33] ---
    Uncle...
[18:34] ---
    Stop Tamama and Karara,
    but don't destroy the Earth!
[18:40] ---
    Youuu!
[18:41] ---
    Mois-dono!
[18:43] ---
    Please do something!
[18:44] ---
    But... I... I really...
[18:47] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[18:49] ---
    Keroro-han!
SIGN    Old woman
    Old woman
    Old woman
[18:50] ---
    What is an "old woman," anyway?
[18:52] ---
    I...
[18:54] ---
    Mois-chan!
[18:55] ---
    Just do what you always do!
[18:57] ---
    What I always...
[19:00] ---
    Gero!
[19:02] ---
    Lady Mois, help me!
[19:05] ---
    What I always...
[19:09] ---
    What I always...!
[19:12] ---
    Okay!
[19:15] ---
    Mois-dono!
[19:22] ---
    Lady Mois!
[19:23] ---
    Uncle! Sorry to have kept you waiting!
[19:28] ---
    What I always do!
[19:41] ---
    Everyone! It's time for snacks!
[19:45] ---
    Or, like, little breather?
[19:47] ---
    ...little breather?
[19:48] ---
    Little breather?
SIGN    Old bat Old bat Old bat
[19:57] ---
    U-Um... Lady Mois...
[20:04] ---
    Okay, fine.
[20:05] ---
    I guess I can have a break.
[20:10] ---
    Shall we have some snacks?
[20:11] ---
    Yeah!
[20:13] ---
    Wow!
[20:14] ---
    Thank goodness!
SIGN    Old bat
    Old bat
    Old bat
[20:17] ---
    Gero...
[20:19] ---
    We're saved... thanks to Lady Mois, sir!
[20:28] ---
    Keroro-han! I'll come again!
[20:30] ---
    Bye bye!
[20:33] ---
    Ngh. Dear me, sir.
[20:35] ---
    I have really had enough of them.
[20:38] ---
    Really. We'd have been in some
    trouble if Mois-chan hadn't been here!
[20:42] ---
    Yes.
[20:43] ---
    Even I couldn't manage it.
[20:45] ---
    It was impossible to calm them down.
[20:48] ---
    Thank you, Mois-chan!
[20:49] ---
    Thanks!
[20:50] ---
    Natsumi-san! Fuyuki-san!
[20:54] ---
    I will not thank you.
[20:56] ---
    Tamama-san!
[21:00] ---
    It is thanks to your smile, Lady Mois,
    ma'am. Thank you, ma'am.
[21:04] ---
    Uncle...
[21:06] ---
    Yes.
[21:08] ---
    Thank you, Mois-chan!
[21:13] ---
    Old lady...
[21:16] ---
    She said it, eh?
SIGN    Old lady
    Old lady
    Old lady
[21:20] ---
    Why "old lady"?
[21:22] ---
    Okay, that might be a little
    better than "old woman," but...
[21:24] ---
    ...maybe that just makes it cut deeper...
SIGN    Old lady
    Old lady
    Old lady
[21:26] ---
    "Old lady" just seems a little mean...
[21:29] ---
    Mois-chan's smile really is powerful.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    The strategic weather satellite Komawari is busy
    making it rain when Sports Day rolls around.
[23:14] ---
    Self-destructing, being shot down, going away...
    we're already on the fourth one, sir.
[23:18] ---
    Such a storied past!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. The enigmatic
    bug-user... His name?
SIGN    Scritter Skrit Scritter
[23:23] ---
    "Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir!"
SIGN    BUGS BUGS
[23:27] ---
    "Momoka: The Three-Legged Race
    Competition, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E181 - Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir! / Momoka: The Three-Legged Race Competition, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    Bug
[01:31] ---
    We take words for granted,
SIGN    Snug as a
    bug in a rug
SIGN    Bug off
SIGN    Bug out
SIGN    Bugging
    someone's
    room
[01:34] ---
    but have you ever
    missed their true meaning?
SIGN    To Be Bugged
[01:39] ---
    Sheesh! Both of you just sit there
    and think about what you did!
[01:48] ---
    Jeez! Who does Lady Natsumi think she is?!
[01:51] ---
    Sis can hear you!
[01:52] ---
    Gero?
[01:54] ---
    All we did was get a little
    excited over a video game!
[01:57] ---
    What did she have to get so huffy about?!
[01:59] ---
    I should've expected it.
[02:01] ---
    Something's been bugging Sis all day.
SIGN    Bugging her
[02:05] ---
    B-Bugging her?
[02:07] ---
    Certainly, bugs are the problem.
[02:11] ---
    Um... Who are you?
[02:13] ---
    I am an entomologist,
SIGN    Mushishi
[02:16] ---
    Mushishi.
[02:21] ---
    Mushishi: Where the Bugs Are, Sir!
[02:27] ---
    Sheesh!
[02:28] ---
    Sheesh! Both of you just sit there...
[02:29] ---
    Okay, stop!
[02:34] ---
    Look! Here are two bugs.
SIGN    Position of the Bugs
[02:37] ---
    Because of this one and this one,
[02:40] ---
    her mood turned foul, and no mistake!
[02:43] ---
    In other words, Pekoponian feelings can be
    controlled through the placement of bugs.
SIGN    Bug
[02:47] ---
    Sheesh!
[02:51] ---
    We can use that for the
    invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[02:56] ---
    Indeed.
[02:57] ---
    Who is that weird old man?
SIGN    Mushishi, Wielder of Insects
[03:01] ---
    I've heard rumors of a legendary assassin,
    Mushishi, who wields insects.
[03:06] ---
    And that's him?
[03:09] ---
    So, Master Mushishi,
[03:11] ---
    to put Lady Natsumi in a good mood,
    where should we place the bugs?
[03:15] ---
    I have just arrived on Pekopon,
[03:18] ---
    so I'll have to research which bugs
[03:21] ---
    should be placed where.
[03:24] ---
    You know?
[03:25] ---
    Then my platoon will go all out
[03:29] ---
    to collect various bugs
SIGN    Bug Placement Research
[03:31] ---
    and help you research their proper placement!
[03:35] ---
    Sarge, you forgot your
    video game system in my room...
SIGN    Bug Bug Bug Bug
[03:42] ---
    Hi there!
SIGN    BUGS BUGS
[03:45] ---
    Bugs!
[03:48] ---
    This is a harsh reality for Fukki,
    who hates bugs.
[03:51] ---
    Sorry, Master Fuyuki.
[03:54] ---
    Now then!
[03:55] ---
    Let's begin investigating
    the placement of bugs!
[03:59] ---
    We'll start with the placement
    of bugs by Lady Natsumi!
[04:02] ---
    N-Natsumi?!
[04:03] ---
    After all, with proper bug placement,
SIGN    Menace
[04:05] ---
    Stupid frog...
[04:06] ---
    she'll never get angry at me again!
[04:09] ---
    That menace is much closer to me now
    than the invasion of Pekopon!
[04:13] ---
    So! Who's going to start?
[04:15] ---
    All right, I'll go!
[04:20] ---
    Jeez, stupid Fuyuki.
[04:22] ---
    It's his turn to cook today!
[04:26] ---
    Breeze from the right,
    wind velocity 2.3 meters...
[04:29] ---
    Elevation: 23 degrees.
[04:31] ---
    All right. This is it.
[04:38] ---
    With this,
[04:39] ---
    if the placement of the bugs is perfect...
[04:45] ---
    For some reason,
[04:47] ---
    nothing's bugging me today.
[04:50] ---
    I don't even have a bee in my bonnet...
[04:56] ---
    ...as it were!
[05:05] ---
    U-Uh oh! Wrong location!
[05:10] ---
    Th-This must not be it, either!
[05:13] ---
    Here?! Here?! There?!
[05:15] ---
    Natsumi! I'm trying to
    make it so you won't cry!
[05:20] ---
    Onions really do sting!
SIGN    Onions
[05:26] ---
    Giroro?
[05:27] ---
    Ah... oh... um...
[05:29] ---
    What's that?
[05:32] ---
    Hello! I'm a dung beetle!
SIGN    Dung Beetle "You are seeing this through a very lovely image vision."
[05:37] ---
    I didn't know it was a dung beetle!
[05:42] ---
    For crying out loud!
[05:44] ---
    Bringing a weird bug in here...
[05:46] ---
    Hello.
[05:48] ---
    Proper bug placement...
[05:52] ---
    I wonder what would be a good place...
[05:56] ---
    W-What are you doing?
SIGN    Scritter Skrit Scritter
[06:01] ---
    Right here?
SIGN    Cockroach Motel
[06:09] ---
    Huh. You spin this much...
[06:14] ---
    For Pete's sake! One's as bad as the other!
[06:18] ---
    Now it is my turn.
[06:23] ---
    That's...
[06:27] ---
    I can do this...
[06:29] ---
    I may be... I may be stronger than him!
[06:34] ---
    You should be happy about this!
[06:46] ---
    Tamama?
[06:48] ---
    My new rival appeared!
SIGN    Pet Feature Part 128!
[06:56] ---
    Hello.
[06:58] ---
    Nobody's getting dinner tonight!
[07:02] ---
    Lady Natsumi is in an extremely bad mood.
[07:05] ---
    I'll pinpoint the optimal location of the
    bugs if it's the last thing I do, sir!
[07:10] ---
    Is this the best area?
[07:15] ---
    Coming!
[07:20] ---
    Unbelievable!
[07:22] ---
    Food delivery guy thought this
    was the neighbor's house?!
[07:25] ---
    Gero-bad! This must not be the right spot.
[07:28] ---
    Then...
[07:30] ---
    I'm telling you...
[07:34] ---
    Gero...
[07:36] ---
    It looks like she's in a good mood!
[07:38] ---
    Is this the right placement for bugs?
[07:41] ---
    Cute!
[07:43] ---
    She's actually just reacting to the TV...
[07:48] ---
    Gero!
[07:49] ---
    Hello? Hinata residence.
[07:53] ---
    A yakiniku restaurant?
[07:54] ---
    Wrong!
[07:57] ---
    Gimme a break! Who are you calling?!
[08:00] ---
    Sick of this...
[08:02] ---
    How about this area?
[08:06] ---
    I can never get enough kittens!
[08:10] ---
    This doesn't seem quite right...
[08:13] ---
    Still, if it's all related
    to where I put the bug...
[08:21] ---
    Good! Then...
[08:23] ---
    ...one more push should put the
    bug in just the right spot!
[08:27] ---
    Gero?
[08:37] ---
    A giant cicada!
[08:39] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[08:40] ---
    Gero!
[08:42] ---
    Stupid frog...
[08:42] ---
    Gero?
[08:47] ---
    You really do spin around like this!!
[08:53] ---
    Are you okay, Uncle?
[08:56] ---
    Or, like, beyond healing?
[08:58] ---
    Fiddling with those bugs only put
    Lady Natsumi in a worse mood, sir!
[09:03] ---
    Huh?
[09:10] ---
    Master Mushishi, what's this?
[09:13] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation, everyone.
[09:17] ---
    Farewell!
[09:18] ---
    Farewell...
[09:29] ---
    What was that?
[09:32] ---
    A suspicious light...
[09:34] ---
    What was that light?
[09:36] ---
    Um...
[09:38] ---
    A fellow named Master Mushishi
    paid us a visit...
[09:40] ---
    Mushishi-dono?
[09:42] ---
    The legendary assassin who wields insects?
[09:46] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[09:48] ---
    I wish I could have met him.
[09:52] ---
    It seems he has retired,
[09:54] ---
    and now spends his time collecting insects
    throughout the universe as a hobby.
[10:00] ---
    It seems he pulled one over on us.
SIGN    Wasted Effort!!
[10:07] ---
    Gero...
[10:11] ---
    Dororo, what's that?
[10:13] ---
    Koyuki-dono and I are raising them.
[10:17] ---
    Are they bugs?
[10:20] ---
    Gero! Natsumi-dono!
[10:22] ---
    Y-You should place these bugs...
[10:28] ---
    Crickets, huh?
[10:30] ---
    Gero?
[10:35] ---
    That's a beautiful sound.
[10:37] ---
    It sounds like a long autumn night.
[10:40] ---
    It's so charming.
[10:45] ---
    I see.
[10:47] ---
    That was the right place to put the bugs.
[10:52] ---
    In the end, they still believed
    in that mistaken notion,
[10:55] ---
    but the Keroro Platoon was soothed
    by the sound of those bugs.
[11:08] ---
    There are families like this in the world.
[11:11] ---
    It's unbelievable, but...
[11:15] ---
    This day has come at last!
[11:18] ---
    A schedule adjustment based on
    the time difference with Japan.
[11:22] ---
    And the day's weather!
SIGN    Mostly Sunny
[11:24] ---
    Everything is perfect!
[11:26] ---
    We're clear!
[11:34] ---
    It's me.
[11:35] ---
    Baio, you won't be able to do it.
[11:38] ---
    Ouka!
[11:39] ---
    You've been so focused on business that
    your physical skills must be rusty.
[11:43] ---
    I'm not happy about it,
    but I'll have to go instead.
[11:46] ---
    Silence!
[11:47] ---
    No matter how many there are,
    no one will stand in my way!
[11:50] ---
    If you think you can do it, be my guest!
[11:52] ---
    That's what I wanted to hear.
[11:54] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[11:58] ---
    This is no joke!
[12:00] ---
    Are you saying you can beat me and Momoka
    in my long-awaited three-legged race?
[12:05] ---
    Father!
[12:06] ---
    I will not give in to Ouka!
[12:13] ---
    Momoka: The Three-Legged Race
    Competition, Sir!
[12:19] ---
    The morning of Sports Day.
[12:40] ---
    Impudent!
[12:43] ---
    What?!
[12:49] ---
    Skull-1 is down!
[12:51] ---
    I hired them, thinking they could at least
[12:54] ---
    buy me some time, but...
[13:02] ---
    There!
[13:06] ---
    Shadow technique, eh?
[13:09] ---
    What the?!
[13:12] ---
    You're the real one!
[13:14] ---
    What?!
[13:16] ---
    Feigning an unguarded moment
    is also a technique!
[13:20] ---
    Izuna Drop!
[13:24] ---
    W-What?!
[13:30] ---
    Dart-1 is down!
[13:32] ---
    They didn't even give me ten minutes...
[13:35] ---
    Next, Naruto-1 is approaching!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Sports Day
[13:39] ---
    Apparently, Dororo-senpai
    bit the dust, too...
[13:42] ---
    If worse comes to worst,
[13:44] ---
    we'll show 'em how it's done, sir!
[13:55] ---
    Well, I'll visit you in the hospital. Click!
[14:25] ---
    No way!
[14:27] ---
    I'm done for!
[14:40] ---
    You even shrugged off all those missiles?
[14:43] ---
    Darn you, Ouka! Are you a monster?!
SIGN    Kissho
[14:46] ---
    Baio!
[14:48] ---
    I'm going to do the
    three-legged race with Momoka!
[14:58] ---
    Don't tell me...
[15:02] ---
    The winners of the parent-child
    three-legged race are
[15:04] ---
    Nishizawa Momoka-san and
    her father, Baio-san!
[15:07] ---
    Congratulations!
[15:10] ---
    This race marks the end of the parent-child
[15:13] ---
    three-legged competition.
[15:17] ---
    What?!
[15:20] ---
    I didn't make it in time?!
[15:30] ---
    Ouka,
[15:32] ---
    you're too late!
[15:36] ---
    The one who's going to participate in
    the three-legged race with Momoka...
[15:40] ---
    ...is me!
SIGN    The plan worked!
[15:48] ---
    Um, actually, this is the real thing...
SIGN    This is the real thing!
SIGN    This is a fake!
[15:52] ---
    ...and this is a fake!
SIGN    This is a fake.
[15:54] ---
    In other words, in order to deceive Ouka-san,
[15:56] ---
    he had exact replicas of Kissho Academy
    and the town around it
[16:00] ---
    built in the middle of a forest
    owned by the Nishizawa family.
SIGN    Kissho Academy Sports Day
SIGN    This is a fake.
[16:05] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[16:08] ---
    The plan worked!
SIGN    Kissho Academy
[16:09] ---
    And on top of that, no matter how old I get,
    it always feels great to come in first, sir!
[16:14] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
    I think we had better skedaddle!
[16:18] ---
    Yes, I know...
[16:22] ---
    You two...
[16:24] ---
    What are you doing here?
[16:28] ---
    Uh...
[16:29] ---
    Umm...
[16:31] ---
    Hello! It has been a long time!
    I am Termite #1!
[16:35] ---
    I am Termite #2!
[16:37] ---
    Hey, hey, at your service!
SIGN    Starting Gate
SIGN    This is the real thing.
[16:41] ---
    Participants for the parent-child
    three-legged race,
[16:44] ---
    please gather in front of the starting gate.
[16:47] ---
    All right! Let's do our best, Fuyuki!
[16:51] ---
    I envy you, getting to do the
    three-legged race with Mom.
SIGN    Sports Day
[16:55] ---
    I'm lucky.
[16:57] ---
    This day has come at last.
[16:59] ---
    Father...
[17:01] ---
    Master...
[17:04] ---
    This pressure...
[17:06] ---
    You should not underestimate Ouka!
SIGN    Kissho Academy
[17:12] ---
    Mother, you're here, too!
[17:15] ---
    Curses!
[17:17] ---
    I forgot to include the aliens' servility
    in my calculations!
SIGN    Servile
SIGN    Aliens
[17:21] ---
    I sold you short, Baio.
[17:23] ---
    You even manufactured a fake town.
[17:26] ---
    What's Sarge doing there?
[17:28] ---
    I shall participate in the
    three-legged race with Momoka!
SIGN    Starting Gate
[17:31] ---
    Give me that sash!
[17:33] ---
    I refuse!
[17:35] ---
    You can wait until next year's Sports Day!
[17:39] ---
    Then we have a problem.
[17:41] ---
    It seems you don't know
    how to grant a favor.
[17:44] ---
    I will not allow you to take my place!
[17:47] ---
    We'll see about that.
[17:50] ---
    Here I come!
[17:51] ---
    Bring it on!
[17:59] ---
    Amazing!
[18:00] ---
    What should we do, Paul?
SIGN    Sports Day
[18:02] ---
    I haven't seen the master and
    mistress duel in so long.
[18:06] ---
    Every drop of my blood is
    tingling with excitement.
[18:09] ---
    You're no help.
[18:11] ---
    Take this! Baio Flash Lightning!
[18:13] ---
    Right back at you! Ouka Burst!
SIGN    Sports Day
[18:26] ---
    Help!
[18:28] ---
    I'm grateful Mother and Father
    both came, but at this rate...
[18:33] ---
    I have to stop them, no matter what!
[18:35] ---
    But how?
[18:55] ---
    This is an announcement.
[18:56] ---
    Due to rain, the parent-child
    three-legged race
[19:00] ---
    has been called off. It's called off!
SIGN    It's canceled!!
[19:03] ---
    It's canceled!
[19:05] ---
    What was that?!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Sports Day
[19:09] ---
    The Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari
[19:11] ---
    has successfully made it rain
    over Inner-Tokyo!
[19:15] ---
    Or, like, mission complete?
SIGN    Sports Day
[19:33] ---
    The plan worked!
[19:35] ---
    First Mr. Baoi Dad hired us for a job,
    and now Momocchi!
[19:39] ---
    We're making a bundle today!
[19:46] ---
    Sports Day got rained out.
[19:48] ---
    That's too bad.
[19:50] ---
    What's this? Aren't you the one who
    always prays for rain for these things?
[19:54] ---
    I fully intended to win the
    three-legged race this year.
[19:58] ---
    "Disappointed" doesn't seem
    adequate to describe those two.
SIGN    Slump
[20:03] ---
    Father... Mother...
[20:07] ---
    Let's eat lunch.
[20:09] ---
    I'm just happy that you're both here.
[20:13] ---
    Head chef, prepare lunch.
[20:16] ---
    Paul, that isn't necessary.
[20:19] ---
    Is there something wrong?
[20:23] ---
    Actually, I made lunch myself!
[20:26] ---
    You did, Father?
[20:29] ---
    Hot-hot-hot!
[20:31] ---
    You underestimate me.
[20:34] ---
    I made lunch, as well.
[20:37] ---
    You did, Mother?
[20:44] ---
    So, Momoka...
[20:46] ---
    ...which do you choose?!
[20:54] ---
    Of course,
[20:55] ---
    I choose both!
[21:10] ---
    What a beautiful family...
[21:13] ---
    It was an eventful Sports Day,
[21:15] ---
    but for Momoka-chan,
    it turned out splendidly.
[21:20] ---
    Incidentally, how much did the Nishizawa
[21:22] ---
    faux Sports Day set cost,
    buildings, actors, and all?
[21:25] ---
    It was one trillion, 296 billion,
    357 million,
[21:28] ---
    214 thousand, 503 yen!
[21:33] ---
    Gero-wow!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Ahhhh
[23:07] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama here!
[23:09] ---
    Everyone has another face
    that they keep hidden away.
SIGN    Red Gamma Metal
[23:12] ---
    I am the only one who has no problem
    showing my other face!
[23:15] ---
    I have a special privilege to get away with it
    because of my lovely, cute character!
SIGN    Herbal Medicine
SIGN    The real thing
[23:19] ---
    Are you jealous?
[23:21] ---
    That aside, give me the treasure!
[23:24] ---
    "Keroro: Buried Treasure Special, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Tamama Versus Tamama, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E182 - Keroro: Buried Treasure Special, Sir! / Tamama Versus Tamama, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
[01:31] ---
    Unfortunately, the space buried treasure
    couldn't be found this time, either.
[01:35] ---
    Where in the universe could
    the space buried treasure be?
[01:39] ---
    The adventure continues!
[01:42] ---
    Tune in next week for Space Buried
    Treasure Digging Special, Part 331...
[01:48] ---
    What the heck?!
[01:51] ---
    They didn't find it this time, either!
[01:54] ---
    I watched for all three hours!
[01:56] ---
    How're they gonna make it up to me?!
[01:59] ---
    I know how you feel.
SIGN    Ahhhh
[02:03] ---
    Well, of course.
[02:05] ---
    If they'd really found it,
    it would've been in the news already.
[02:09] ---
    That's what I suspected, but I still
    find myself watching every episode.
[02:13] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Buried Treasure
    1,000 Ryou
[02:14] ---
    After all, it's buried treasure.
    Buried treasure!
[02:17] ---
    True, there is the adventure of it.
[02:19] ---
    Fuyuki!
[02:22] ---
    You got a letter from Grandma.
[02:24] ---
    From Grandma?
[02:31] ---
    This is...
[02:32] ---
    Some kind of map?
[02:34] ---
    Don't tell me...
[02:36] ---
    Is this...?
[02:42] ---
    Keroro: Buried Treasure Special, Sir!
[02:55] ---
    Gero? There's buried treasure?
[02:57] ---
    Yeah. And this map shows where it's hidden!
[03:02] ---
    But why would it be at Grandma's house?
[03:05] ---
    That I don't know,
[03:06] ---
    but there are legends of
    buried treasure all over Japan.
[03:11] ---
    This must be one of them.
[03:15] ---
    Just like on the map,
    three trees in a row and a shrine!
[03:18] ---
    Yeah! This place is definitely
    shown on the map.
[03:22] ---
    Yahoo!
[03:25] ---
    Commence the operation, sir!
[03:28] ---
    What are you doing, Sarge?
[03:30] ---
    Buried treasure! Buried treasure!
[03:37] ---
    Where shall I dig? How many km deep is it?
[03:40] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Treasure Treasure
[03:42] ---
    With our military technology,
[03:45] ---
    digging up the buried treasure
    will be a cinch!
[03:48] ---
    That's no good, Sarge!
[03:50] ---
    If you used that to dig,
    it would destroy the treasure.
[03:54] ---
    Gero?
[03:55] ---
    Besides, they didn't have the technology to
    bury treasure really deep a long time ago.
[03:59] ---
    Is that right?
[04:01] ---
    In the first place,
[04:03] ---
    buried treasure was meant to be used
    right away if something came up,
[04:06] ---
    so there would be no point if
    digging it up was a major effort.
SIGN    Buried Treasure
[04:09] ---
    Really?
[04:10] ---
    Dry curry is in a milk carton.
[04:14] ---
    Then how...?
[04:17] ---
    They start to dig.
[04:19] ---
    I-If I'd known we'd be doing this,
[04:21] ---
    I would've brought along a
    manual labor specialist, sir!
[04:25] ---
    A manual labor specialist.
SIGN    Manual Labor Specialist
[04:27] ---
    Who is?!
[04:34] ---
    Th-This could be it!
[04:39] ---
    Gero?
[04:42] ---
    This brings back memories!
[04:44] ---
    This stuff was important
    to me when I was little.
[04:47] ---
    I must have drawn that treasure
    map myself a long time ago.
[04:52] ---
    I totally forgot about it!
[04:54] ---
    Sorry it's not buried treasure, Sarge.
[04:57] ---
    Th-That's okay...
[04:59] ---
    I'm happy that you discovered
[05:01] ---
    your treasure, Master Fuyuki.
[05:06] ---
    Gero?
[05:09] ---
    Sarge?
[05:10] ---
    Gero!
[05:12] ---
    Sarge!
[05:14] ---
    Gero...
[05:16] ---
    Ow...
[05:19] ---
    Gero?! Wh-What's this?
[05:20] ---
    Something that seems to be buried treasure
[05:22] ---
    has appeared right before our eyes.
[05:25] ---
    And what is inside the chest?
[05:34] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
SIGN    Herbal Medicine
[05:36] ---
    What's wrong? Let's go.
[05:39] ---
    W-Why are you wearing that
    strange outfit, Corporal Giroro?
[05:44] ---
    What are you talking about?
SIGN    Herbal Medicine
[05:46] ---
    We are disguised as herbal medicine peddlers
[05:48] ---
    while on an important mission, of course!
[05:52] ---
    Mission?
[05:53] ---
    What was that again?
[05:54] ---
    Have you forgotten, you lout?!
[05:57] ---
    I want you two to hide my precious
    money deep in the mountains.
SIGN    Money
[06:02] ---
    There may be villains
    targeting it on your journey,
SIGN    Money
[06:05] ---
    so be very careful.
[06:08] ---
    Yes, my lord!
[06:10] ---
    Now I remember...
[06:12] ---
    You have spent every waking day
    in idle pleasure,
[06:15] ---
    yet have been given this important role.
SIGN    Money
[06:17] ---
    Think of it as a chance
    to prove yourself worthy.
[06:19] ---
    Let's take a break there! A break!
[06:22] ---
    Hey! Keroro!
[06:24] ---
    Are you listening to me?!
SIGN    Sumire Teahouse
SIGN    Sweet Dumplings
[06:26] ---
    I'll take Instant Dumplings!
[06:28] ---
    Certainly. Coming right up.
[06:30] ---
    Oh, herbal medicine salesmen.
[06:33] ---
    I imagine your pack is heavy.
[06:34] ---
    Oh, that?
[06:36] ---
    That's actually our lord's money...
[06:38] ---
    Who would blab about that
    at a place like this?!
[06:40] ---
    Anyone could be listening!
[06:42] ---
    Sheesh, you're such a worrywart.
[06:44] ---
    It's fine!
[06:46] ---
    You're something else...
[06:49] ---
    Look!
[06:50] ---
    The rare high complete Samurai Gundam model!
SIGN    Wood Carving
[06:53] ---
    A wood carving, actually.
[06:54] ---
    That's so cool! Look at that detail!
[06:58] ---
    That's the last one we have.
[07:01] ---
    Or, like, only copy?
[07:02] ---
    Gero...
[07:07] ---
    Idiot! What are you thinking?!
[07:09] ---
    This is our lord's precious money!
[07:11] ---
    Oh, what's the harm? He wouldn't know
    it if just a little bit was gone!
[07:15] ---
    There is harm!
[07:22] ---
    I should've bought it.
[07:24] ---
    I wonder if someone else got it after that...
[07:30] ---
    Gero!
[07:31] ---
    Samurai Gundam is right here!
[07:33] ---
    Yes! I'm so lucky!
[07:35] ---
    Strange... What would it be doing there?
[07:40] ---
    Curses! A trap?!
[07:43] ---
    Who are you?!
[07:45] ---
    You're going to leave behind...
[07:47] ---
    ...the treasure in that box!
[07:49] ---
    My apologies, but we're
    all sold out of medicine.
[07:51] ---
    That's right! Buy it somewhere else!
[07:53] ---
    I have no fondness for needless killing...
[07:56] ---
    ...but you leave us no choice.
[07:59] ---
    Let's get out of here, Keroro!
[08:01] ---
    Gero!
[08:20] ---
    It's only a matter of time
    before they find us.
[08:23] ---
    Since it's come to this,
[08:25] ---
    let's give them the money!
[08:28] ---
    Idiot! Put that back!
[08:29] ---
    After all, we may at least be able
    to get away with our lives this way!
[08:32] ---
    Don't you have any pride as a samurai?!
[08:36] ---
    Gero?
[08:37] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[08:40] ---
    There never was any money in here?
[08:47] ---
    We were just decoys...
[08:49] ---
    Well, when you think about it,
SIGN    Paper-Pushing Vassal
[08:52] ---
    I've always been a vassal
    with a meaningless desk job,
[08:54] ---
    so our lord would never give me
    an important role like this.
[08:58] ---
    Of course!
[09:00] ---
    As if I would trust you two to
    carry out an important mission!
[09:04] ---
    B-Both of us?
[09:06] ---
    You group me together with Keroro?!
[09:08] ---
    I'm sure somebody else is carrying
    the real thing right now.
[09:12] ---
    Super mochicourse!
SIGN    Herbal Medicine
SIGN    The real thing
[09:15] ---
    So our role is to draw away
    the enemies, huh?
[09:19] ---
    In that case...
[09:22] ---
    ...there's only one thing to do!
[09:24] ---
    Keroro!
[09:26] ---
    Hey, assassin Dororo-kun!
[09:28] ---
    We've just been transporting a rock!
[09:32] ---
    It's a shame, but it's also been exhausting!
[09:37] ---
    Enough nonsense! It falls on deaf ears here!
[09:40] ---
    Gero! You don't believe me?!
[09:43] ---
    Th-Then I'll give you my Samurai Gundam...
[09:47] ---
    Gero!
[09:49] ---
    You do not know when to give up!
[09:50] ---
    Just hand over the treasure!
[09:56] ---
    That's one stubborn ninja!
[09:59] ---
    And you're hopelessly naive.
[10:01] ---
    All right...
[10:03] ---
    We can't stall for much longer.
[10:06] ---
    What?
[10:07] ---
    Luring the enemy away...
[10:10] ---
    That's our duty, Corporal Giroro.
[10:14] ---
    You don't mean...
[10:16] ---
    As a samurai, the least I can do
    is carry out my role in the end.
[10:21] ---
    That's not so bad.
[10:24] ---
    Keroro...
[10:26] ---
    I never thought I would hear that from you.
[10:36] ---
    You two have no means of escape!
[10:39] ---
    Do not throw away your lives!
[10:42] ---
    I'm sorry for getting you
    wrapped up in this, sir.
[10:47] ---
    Tell me about it.
[10:56] ---
    Keroro!
[10:57] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[11:04] ---
    Sarge! Sarge!
[11:07] ---
    Gero...
[11:08] ---
    Are you okay?
[11:10] ---
    Um... Where's the treasure?
[11:14] ---
    Oof...
[11:18] ---
    That doesn't really say "treasure" to me.
[11:20] ---
    Oh...
[11:22] ---
    I think maybe this was a treasure, too.
[11:28] ---
    That's right. To the samurai who buried it,
[11:31] ---
    this may have been the most
    precious treasure of all.
[11:47] ---
    What would you do
[11:49] ---
    if a perfect duplicate of
    yourself suddenly appeared
[11:52] ---
    right in front of you?
[11:56] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Fukki! Natchi!
[11:58] ---
    I'm back!
[12:00] ---
    Gero? Tamama... What is this?
[12:03] ---
    What? Tamama?
[12:07] ---
    What's Tamama doing here?
[12:08] ---
    How can that be possible?
[12:10] ---
    What? I said I was going on
    a trip with Momocchi, right?
[12:15] ---
    Here are your souvenirs.
[12:17] ---
    This is just weird...
[12:19] ---
    Things have just gotten
    interesting around here.
[12:23] ---
    Strange. What's gotten into everyone?
[12:26] ---
    How can there be two Tamamas?
[12:29] ---
    Two?
[12:31] ---
    Tama?
[12:38] ---
    Tamama Versus Tamama, Sir!
[12:45] ---
    It seems one of the copy robots
    we used before is operating on its own.
[12:51] ---
    Which is the real thing and
    which is the copy robot?
[12:55] ---
    Or, like, pinpoint phony?
[12:57] ---
    But which is the real one?
[13:00] ---
    Even their eyes are identical.
    There is no way to tell them apart.
[13:04] ---
    What are you talking about?!
    We are totally different!
[13:07] ---
    This one is obviously the copy!
[13:09] ---
    Its eyes are slanted,
[13:11] ---
    its got Santa's elf toes,
[13:13] ---
    and even a switch on its back!
[13:15] ---
    Now that you mention it, there do
    seem to be slight differences...
[13:19] ---
    ...but I can't tell which is the genuine one.
[13:23] ---
    Anyway, it's confusing, so hurry up
    and do something about it.
[13:26] ---
    All right, why don't we do this?
[13:29] ---
    We'll compare the two and the real one
    will be the one that's more Tamama-like.
[13:32] ---
    Yeah. Since we can't tell them apart
    physically, that's our only recourse.
[13:38] ---
    So it'll be a Tamama versus
    Tamama showdown, eh?
[13:41] ---
    I have no objections, as long as
    both of them engage in a fair fight.
[13:46] ---
    So what do you say,
    Tamama-kun and Tamama-kun?
[13:50] ---
    Bring it on!
[13:52] ---
    I will do my best to prove
    that I am the real thing.
[13:56] ---
    Just watch.
[13:57] ---
    I'll expose this impostor
    for what he really is!
SIGN    Sweet-gorging Contest
[14:02] ---
    And so, starting with the
    sweet-gorging contest!
[14:06] ---
    There's no way I can lose
    when it comes to pigging out on sweets!
[14:09] ---
    I am not going to lose, either!
[14:11] ---
    Ready? Go!
[14:19] ---
    Hee hee hee. He is just a copy robot.
    There is no way I'll lose.
[14:24] ---
    But if I dare do this...
[14:27] ---
    I'm stuffed!
[14:29] ---
    I cannot eat another bite!
[14:32] ---
    Act like we're neck and neck...
SIGN    Fake
[14:35] ---
    I barely won!
[14:37] ---
    Great job, sir!
[14:40] ---
    You're definitely the one and only
    Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[14:43] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[14:44] ---
    I'll give Mr. Sergeant the gift
    of a dramatic victory,
[14:50] ---
    while thoroughly humiliating that
    cheap fake with a great upset!
[14:57] ---
    Now, that is the Tamama quality!
[15:02] ---
    Oh, my! This Tamama-san
    is positively voracious!
[15:05] ---
    Or, like, endless stomach?
[15:09] ---
    Gero? Then that's the real thing?
[15:13] ---
    How dare the impostor...
[15:16] ---
    ...force me to get serious here?!
[15:31] ---
    The first match ends in a draw!
SIGN    Tie
[15:33] ---
    That was a heated battle, huh?
[15:37] ---
    But now I've even less sure
    about which one is real.
[15:40] ---
    What have I done?
[15:43] ---
    Tying with this third-rate copy...
[15:48] ---
    Moving on to the
    "Love for Mr. Sergeant" showdown!
SIGN    Love for Mr. Sergeant Showdown
[15:52] ---
    Ready? Fight!
[15:54] ---
    This is my Mr. Sergeant photo album!
SIGN    Mr. Sergeant
SIGN    Keroro
[15:57] ---
    This is my Mr. Sergeant hug pillow!
SIGN    Keroro
[15:59] ---
    My autograph of Mr. Sergeant
    with a handprint!
SIGN    Keroro
[16:03] ---
    Mr. Sergeant's home run ball!
[16:05] ---
    I'll explain! For the
    "Love for Mr. Sergeant" showdown,
SIGN    Talisman Sergeant Sergeant Keroro Breakdowns Sergeant Keroro
[16:09] ---
    the winner is the one who has
    greater depth of Mr. Sergeant goods.
[16:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant Almighty Lunch Box!
[16:15] ---
    Mr. Sergeant eraser!
[16:18] ---
    Another close battle!
[16:20] ---
    Or, like, almost equal?
[16:22] ---
    How about this?!
SIGN    Giant Machineda
[16:24] ---
    Mr. Sergeant Giant Machineder!
[16:27] ---
    It's an extremely rare item
    among Mr. Sergeant fans!
[16:31] ---
    A Giant Machineder me variant?!
[16:34] ---
    I have it too, naturally!
SIGN    Akagamakinniko
[16:37] ---
    Oh, my! Two of the same extremely rare item!
[16:42] ---
    That grin...
[16:45] ---
    That breezy smile only appears
SIGN    Victory
[16:48] ---
    when someone is certain of victory.
[16:50] ---
    Why?
[16:52] ---
    Carefully compare them.
[16:54] ---
    Mine is a super-limited edition
    with a Keron star sticker
[16:57] ---
    that a friend of mine won at an event.
SIGN    Galaxy
[17:02] ---
    It's Galaxy Sergeant Keroro!
[17:05] ---
    Wh-What the heck event was that?!
[17:08] ---
    I don't know myself, but I have a feeling
    that's an awesome treasure!
[17:12] ---
    I... I don't believe it...
[17:15] ---
    Not even I have that...
[17:18] ---
    The winner is this Tamama-san!
[17:21] ---
    Just as expected.
[17:24] ---
    And finally, the Tamama Impact showdown!
SIGN    Tamama Impact Showdown
[17:28] ---
    You surprised me.
[17:31] ---
    Even though you are a copy robot,
    I am impressed by your level of competition.
[17:35] ---
    And to show my respect, in the final event...
[17:39] ---
    ...I'll beat the crap outta you!
[17:41] ---
    Ready? Fight!
[17:44] ---
    Take this!
[17:47] ---
    Tamama...
[17:49] ---
    ...Impact!
[17:59] ---
    Fool... There's no way you can
    beat the genuine Tamama Impact.
[18:03] ---
    I'll show you who the genuine one is!
[18:09] ---
    I-It can't be!
[18:15] ---
    No!
[18:27] ---
    So this is obviously the real one.
[18:31] ---
    Of course! I would not lose to a fake!
[18:35] ---
    That finally decided it...
[18:37] ---
    N-No...
[18:41] ---
    Everyone, please believe me...
[18:46] ---
    I am the real one...
[18:48] ---
    Tamama...
[18:49] ---
    After all... After all...
[18:52] ---
    ...his eyes are totally different...
[18:56] ---
    What about my eyes?
[18:59] ---
    W-What...?
[19:00] ---
    What about his feet?
[19:02] ---
    The switch on his back?
[19:07] ---
    Do not tell me...
[19:14] ---
    Th-This is...
[19:17] ---
    I am... the fake...
[19:21] ---
    What's going on here?
[19:24] ---
    That Tamama still claims to be...
[19:27] ---
    It's because this copy robot
[19:29] ---
    has all the memories of the original.
[19:32] ---
    Then it really believed it was the real one?
[19:41] ---
    I feel kind of sorry for it.
[19:45] ---
    Up yours.
[19:48] ---
    You are making them think
    you have sympathy,
[19:52] ---
    when you are actually laughing
    your butt off on the inside.
[19:54] ---
    Tamama...
[19:56] ---
    That's not true! I...
[19:59] ---
    Shut up, already.
    I know what you are like.
[20:03] ---
    No. I know what I am like.
[20:08] ---
    Private Tamama...
[20:09] ---
    You pretend to be amiable,
    but you are black-hearted on the inside.
[20:14] ---
    That is... That is...
SIGN    Tamama Quality
[20:19] ---
    ...the Tamama quality!
[20:22] ---
    Take this!
SIGN    No fair
    Why not me?
    I'm envious
    Lucky!
    Jealousy
[20:26] ---
    The true crapball!
SIGN    Crap!! Mr. Sergeant Jealousy I'll beat the crap outta you!
[20:39] ---
    Ugh...
[20:43] ---
    A copy robot?
[20:45] ---
    Then I am...
[20:52] ---
    Oh, jeez! I am the real one, after all!
[20:56] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[21:02] ---
    Everyone is a fake?
[21:06] ---
    I knew you could do it, Private Tamama!
    That was a big help, sir!
[21:10] ---
    Our invasion strategy was to switch
    the real things with copy robots...
[21:16] ---
    ...but the robots went out of control...
[21:20] ---
    ...causing no end of grief.
[21:24] ---
    Tamama-san looks incredibly worn-out,
[21:28] ---
    but at least he knows he's the real thing.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Bam!
SIGN    Ba-dump!
[23:07] ---
    Corporal Giroro here!
[23:08] ---
    Natsumi here!
[23:09] ---
    Giroro, you look a lot like
    your father, right?
[23:11] ---
    Yeah. Our faces may be similar.
SIGN    Snap
[23:14] ---
    And the color of our bodies, too.
    Although my old man has a double chin...
[23:18] ---
    Then does your older brother, Galulu,
    take after your mother?
SIGN    Boom
[23:21] ---
    A-Actually...
[23:22] ---
    That aside, my platoon needs a break, too!
[23:25] ---
    "Galulu's Annoying Vacation, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's a full-length episode! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E183 - Galulu's Annoying Vacation, Sir!

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[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:06] [SONG] ---
    Kero! Kero! Kero!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Forward ho! To reconquer the Earth!
[00:07] [SONG] ---
    Iza susume~ Chikyuu saishinryaku
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero kero!
[00:12] [SONG] ---
    Ke-kero-kero~!
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    I can't use my pencil
    lead up to the very end.
[00:14] [SONG] ---
    Shaapen no shin wa saigo made tsukaenai
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    It is with much embarrassment,
    but I have returned!
[00:19] [SONG] ---
    "Ureshihazukashinagara
    kaette mairimashitaaa!!!"
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    I forgot to buy the meat for
    the sukiyaki, too... waaaaah!
[00:22] [SONG] ---
    Sukiyaki no niku mo kaiwasure Eeeen!
SIGN    Cheating
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    The snorer falls asleep first.
[00:28] [SONG] ---
    Ibiki kaku hito, saki ni nete
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    I'm still counting sheep when morning dawns.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Hitsuji wo kazoete yo ga akeru
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    The school trip was also to Keron.
[00:35] [SONG] ---
    Shuugaku ryokou mo Keron
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    Ah, I thought it was a free invite,
    but it's only money off!
[00:38] [SONG] ---
    A, shoutaiken to omottara waribikiken!!!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:45] [SONG] ---
    Gero! Gero! Gero!
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Raise our voices high,
    a roar rather than a yawn.
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Takaraka ni~ Akubi yori otakebi
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero gero!
[00:51] [SONG] ---
    Ge-gero-gero~!
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    I had insider info,
    but everyone knew it already.
[00:53] [SONG] ---
    Koko dake no hanashi wo minna ga shitte iru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    From today, "Nippon" will be
    known as "Keropon"!
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    "Honjitsu yori 'Nippon' wa
    'Keropon' to aratamema~~~su!!!"
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I have 300 spam e-mails!
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    Meiwaku meeru ga sanbyaku-tsuu
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    Please stop!
[01:05] [SONG] ---
    "Yamete choudai!"
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    I tried hitting my PC,
    but that still didn't fix it.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Pasokon tataite mo naoranai
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    I tried shaking my mobile,
    but it still won't connect.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Keitai wa futte mo tsuujinai
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron is endless, maybe.
[01:13] [SONG] ---
    Keron wa endoresu, ka mo
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    Ah, My Very Easy Method Just
    Speeds Up Naming Keron!
[01:17] [SONG] ---
    A, sui-kin-chi-ka-moku-do-ten-kai-Keron!!!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Well then, soldier men,
    it's a job well done!
[01:20] [SONG] ---
    Sore jaa sorujaa dotsukaresan!!!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    Toooo haaaaarsh!
[01:24] [SONG] ---
    "Hijjou ni kibishi~~!!!!"
SIGN    Schlorp
SIGN    Fall
[01:32] ---
    It's definitely fall. And when you
    think "fall," you think of...
[01:36] [SONG] ---
    Baked sweet potatoes!
[01:40] [SONG] ---
    Who wants sweet,
    delicious baked sweet potatoes?
[01:43] ---
    No way! Not me...
SIGN    Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget
[01:46] ---
    Forget it! I've already decided
    to go on a diet starting today!
[01:50] [SONG] ---
    Baked sweet potatoes!
[01:54] [SONG] ---
    Potatoes!
SIGN    Potatoes!
[01:56] ---
    That's it!
[01:57] ---
    Eating just one potato
[02:00] ---
    wouldn't suddenly put the pounds on!
SIGN    Diet
[02:03] ---
    I'll start my diet tomorrow!
[02:08] ---
    I'll take one! I'll take one!
[02:11] [SONG] ---
    Baked sweet potatoes!
[02:12] ---
    Baked sweet potato man!
SIGN    Potatoes!
[02:15] [SONG] ---
    Potatoes!
SIGN    Gloom...
[02:18] ---
    He drove away...
[02:22] ---
    Your prey got away, eh?
[02:25] ---
    On the battlefield, a moment's hesitation
    is the difference between life and death.
[02:29] ---
    You've gotten stronger,
[02:31] ---
    but as a soldier,
    you're still wet behind the ears...
SIGN    Whump
[02:35] ---
    My house isn't a battlefield,
    and I'm no soldier.
[02:40] ---
    And it looks like you're still
    wet behind the ears yourself.
[02:42] ---
    What?!
[02:43] ---
    That's correct!
[02:45] ---
    Th-That voice...
[02:48] ---
    To be attacked while leaving
    yourself wide open...
[02:51] ---
    You've failed on every level:
    skills, mind, and body.
[02:56] ---
    Giroro!
[02:59] ---
    There he is! Giroro's big brother!
SIGN    Corporal Giroro's Elder Brother Lieutenant Galulu
[03:04] ---
    G-Galulu!
[03:09] ---
    Galulu's Annoying Vacation, Sir!
SIGN    Warning!
[03:16] ---
    W-We have a situation, Uncle!
[03:18] ---
    Intruder alert, identifying code: Keron army!
[03:22] ---
    Gero-yikes! That's...
[03:25] ---
    That's... First Lieutenant Galulu!
[03:27] ---
    Exactly. He's First Lieutenant Galulu,
    commander of the Keron Army's Galulu Platoon.
SIGN    Lieutenant Galulu
[03:32] ---
    He's Corporal Giroro's older brother,
    and once battled the Keroro Platoon.
[03:40] ---
    This tells me something might be up at HQ.
[03:43] ---
    Or, like, hyper alert?
[03:46] ---
    What is he doing here?
[03:47] ---
    I am frightened!
[03:53] ---
    You're as strong as ever,
[03:55] ---
    Pekoponian female soldier.
[03:57] ---
    W-Who are you calling a female soldier?!
[04:00] ---
    Even the members of the war council
[04:03] ---
    couldn't hide their fear
    at your battle prowess.
[04:06] ---
    For the time being, it seems they're inclined
    to have you continue the mission here.
[04:11] ---
    That's good news, isn't it, Giroro?
[04:13] ---
    From the start, we've been the only ones
    who could invade Pekopon!
[04:18] ---
    B-But anyway, what have you come here for?
[04:20] ---
    What's your plan this time?!
SIGN    Sweat
SIGN    Silence
[04:42] ---
    Silence.
[04:49] ---
    I'm on vacation.
SIGN    Whump
[04:51] ---
    B-Bro!
SIGN    Snap
[04:53] ---
    You could've just told me that
    without the gut-wrenching pause!
SIGN    Snap
SIGN    Bro?
[04:57] ---
    "Bro," is it?
[04:58] ---
    No! I mean Galulu!
SIGN    No! I mean Galulu!
[05:00] ---
    D-Don't tell me he's here to visit...
[05:04] ---
    Or, like, funded furlough?
[05:08] ---
    The corporal's big brother!
[05:10] ---
    You've come to have fun on Earth again, huh?
[05:12] ---
    Hey, long time no see!
[05:15] ---
    I get a lot of reports on you two.
[05:18] ---
    I admire the way you keep a tight leash
    on the Keroro Platoon.
[05:22] ---
    There may eventually come a time when
    our paths will cross while I'm on a mission,
[05:26] ---
    but today I'm here on vacation.
[05:29] ---
    And I'll be a burden to you.
[05:30] ---
    Not at all! You're always welcome here!
[05:34] ---
    Come on in!
[05:35] ---
    I appreciate your hospitality.
[05:38] ---
    Don't mind if I do.
[05:46] ---
    Sheesh. Fuyuki...
[05:50] ---
    I apologize for entering the field
    in the middle of your operation!
[05:54] ---
    Today, our ranks mean nothing.
    I'm here solely as a civilian.
[05:58] ---
    N-Not at all. Um... I apologize for not
    giving you a more hospitable welcome...
[06:03] ---
    A long-term stay on the front line
[06:05] ---
    is something that even I wish to avoid,
[06:07] ---
    but you're doing your best, Keroro-kun.
[06:09] ---
    Oh, not really...
[06:12] ---
    He seems to be in a better mood than usual.
[06:15] ---
    Or, like, dual nature?
[06:17] ---
    It's because he's a pro through and through.
[06:20] ---
    I can't keep up with his switches
    between public and private life.
[06:24] ---
    I'll put some tea on.
[06:27] ---
    Or, like, common comrade?
SIGN    Universal Brotherhood
[06:30] ---
    No, don't bother.
[06:31] ---
    I'm here for a reason.
SIGN    Gulp
[06:34] ---
    A reason?!
[06:36] ---
    Giroro, did you ask Dad for a favor?
SIGN    Ba-dump!
[06:41] ---
    I really intended to spend my vacation
    relaxing at the old homestead,
[06:45] ---
    but Dad wanted me to give you this.
[06:50] ---
    He also told me to bring this over.
[06:54] ---
    There are souvenirs here for the
    rest of you, too, so please...
[06:57] ---
    S-Seriously?!
[06:58] ---
    Yay!
[07:00] ---
    This is a nostalgic flavor!
[07:02] ---
    A Space Happy Set!
[07:05] ---
    66 different varieties!
[07:08] ---
    But this is what you asked
    the old man for, isn't it?
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Carbohydrate-based Plant
[07:12] ---
    Apparently, a carbohydrate-based plant.
[07:15] ---
    It's been reverse growth compressed,
[07:18] ---
    so if you plant it in Pekoponian ground,
    it'll grow within minutes.
[07:21] ---
    H-He...
SIGN    Carbohydrate-based Plant Dealer Deliciousness Guaranteed!
SIGN    Sold Out
[07:28] ---
    I asked Dad for it because
    I wanted to please Natsumi.
[07:32] ---
    Dad, if they have it...
[07:34] ---
    Yeah. Please.
[07:36] ---
    Old man!
[07:38] ---
    You didn't have to send Bro
    over here to deliver it!
[07:42] ---
    An ingredient?
[07:43] ---
    N-No! I-It's not important!
[07:50] ---
    This is the space okonomiyaki FX special,
SIGN    Space Sojourn
[07:53] ---
    popularized by that famous
    space show, Space Sojourn!
SIGN    Space Okonomiyaki
[07:59] ---
    I can have it?!
[08:00] ---
    Keep working hard.
[08:02] ---
    Gero!
[08:03] ---
    Maybe I'll make it right now!
[08:05] ---
    Or maybe it'd be better if
    I saved it for a rainy day!
[08:08] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama will help you, sir!
[08:10] ---
    Yay!
[08:10] ---
    I'll help, too!
[08:13] ---
    Or, like, local dishes?
[08:16] ---
    Well, then...
[08:17] ---
    A-Are you going back?
[08:19] ---
    No. I'm going to help you with that.
[08:22] ---
    I don't often get a chance to
    see a carbohydrate-based plant.
[08:26] ---
    That's okay! I'll do it myself!
[08:29] ---
    Oh, don't be like that!
[08:31] ---
    I'm sure you're busy, right?
[08:32] ---
    I have time.
[08:33] ---
    Hurry up and go home!
[08:34] ---
    I only just got here.
[08:35] ---
    I'll do it by myself!
[08:36] ---
    I can do it!
[08:37] ---
    Brothers are a fine thing.
[08:37] ---
    No, you can't.
[08:38] ---
    You're so pushy!
[08:39] ---
    This is too funny!
[08:42] ---
    Hey, has the corporal's
    big brother gone home?
[08:45] ---
    No, he's still here, sir!
[08:47] ---
    He should have lunch with us
    before he goes back.
[08:49] ---
    Right, Sis?
[08:52] ---
    Y-Yeah... Good idea...
SIGN    The truth is, I want him
    to go back home soon.
[08:55] ---
    Shouldn't you hang out with him, Sarge?
[08:58] ---
    I mean, he's come all this way...
[09:00] ---
    Well...
[09:01] ---
    The thing is, I never really
    have anything to say to him.
SIGN    It's always awkward being around him...
[09:08] ---
    What's the corporal's big brother like?
[09:10] ---
    I do not really know either, so I am curious.
[09:13] ---
    Well, let's see...
[09:16] ---
    If I think back...
[09:18] ---
    Yes. That was...
[09:20] ---
    ...early one summer afternoon.
[09:24] ---
    Even now, it crosses my mind sometimes.
[09:29] ---
    Giroro-kun!
[09:31] ---
    Let's play!
[09:33] ---
    Giroro-kun! Come on, let's play!
[09:41] ---
    That's strange.
[09:43] ---
    Aren't you home, Giroro-kun?!
SIGN    Silence
SIGN    Boom Boom Boom Boom
[09:54] ---
    Hi, Giroro.
[09:55] ---
    Sorry. I couldn't hear you.
[09:57] ---
    That's okay. But what's this noise?
[10:00] ---
    My brother bought a stereo.
[10:03] ---
    What? I can't hear you!
[10:05] ---
    My big brother bought a stereo!
[10:08] ---
    What was that?!
[10:09] ---
    My brother bought a stereo!
[10:11] ---
    Your mother sought a stairway?!
[10:14] ---
    My brother bought a stereo!
[10:19] ---
    I guess that's how he was.
[10:20] ---
    He was... how?
[10:24] ---
    The big brother of a friend
    is close, yet far away.
[10:28] ---
    Huh, really?
SIGN    Pat Pat
    Pat Pat
[10:30] ---
    How's that?
[10:31] ---
    Good.
[10:32] ---
    It should bud shortly.
[10:34] ---
    They're called potatoes on Pekopon.
[10:36] ---
    Potatoes?
[10:38] ---
    I've heard that before
    on the planet Dekansho.
[10:41] ---
    Corporal, let's have lunch.
[10:43] ---
    Well? Are you up for a Pekopon meal?
[10:46] ---
    Yeah. I could eat.
[10:49] ---
    Then come on in.
[10:50] ---
    Thank you.
[10:57] ---
    So First Lieutenant Galulu,
    Giroro's big brother, has come for a visit...
[11:11] ---
    Drip!
[11:11] ---
    Drip.
[11:12] ---
    Drip!
[11:12] ---
    Drip.
[11:20] ---
    He can't get the hang of it.
[11:31] ---
    Good.
[11:32] ---
    Whoa!
SIGN    Ack!
[11:46] ---
    Now that's what I call a carbohydrate-based
    plant growing abnormally large in Earth soil.
[11:49] ---
    Specifically, it's an invasive alien species
    that has mutated on Earth.
[11:53] ---
    Its designation: YMO-104!
SIGN    YMO-104
[11:56] ---
    Potato!
SIGN    Potato!
[11:58] ---
    W-What is that?!
[12:01] ---
    I see. This is just like the old man.
[12:04] ---
    What's going on here?!
[12:06] ---
    I have no idea, sir!
[12:10] ---
    It seems Dad wants to impart that old chestnut,
    "You wanna eat, you gotta work."
SIGN    You Wanna Eat, You Gotta Work
[12:15] ---
    Does that translate into Pekoponian?
[12:17] ---
    Tch! My mistake, asking Dad for a favor.
[12:27] ---
    It aims to escape.
[12:32] ---
    Potato!
[12:36] ---
    Rendering it invisible with the anti-barrier
    should buy us some time by forestalling a panic!
[12:40] ---
    Good judgment call!
[12:44] ---
    Just a matter of course.
[12:49] ---
    Gero!
[12:55] ---
    Come what may,
SIGN    Like
[12:57] ---
    it's clear the rest of us must not
    interfere with those two.
[12:59] ---
    Locked on target!
[13:02] ---
    It's not moving that fast.
    We should be able to take it out easily!
[13:05] ---
    You're on vacation, remember?
[13:07] ---
    I can handle this myself!
[13:14] ---
    I see.
[13:16] ---
    All right! This mission is
    gonna be completed right here!
[13:24] ---
    It lit its own rump on fire and increased
    its speed with combustion gas?!
SIGN    D-Don't tell me...
[13:29] ---
    Oh, no! The stray shot!
[13:35] ---
    Galulu!
[13:36] ---
    You underestimated the enemy's abilities.
[13:38] ---
    You chose the wrong weapon to use.
[13:40] ---
    Two overlapping mistakes on the battlefield
    will get the whole platoon annihilated.
[13:46] ---
    Think about why Dad went to the trouble
    of having me bring that here.
[13:52] ---
    To me, he might as well have spelled it out.
[13:57] ---
    "If you two think you can
    handle this, then do it!"
SIGN    If you two think you can handle this, then do it!
[14:00] ---
    Let's go!
[14:06] ---
    Potato!
[14:09] ---
    Let's do a combination attack, Giroro!
[14:11] ---
    R-Right!
[14:30] ---
    This feels strange.
[14:33] ---
    Am I playing with my big brother?
[14:46] ---
    Cut it out!
[14:48] ---
    This is our base!
[14:50] ---
    What's that?!
[14:52] ---
    We told you to give it to us.
[14:58] ---
    K-Knock it off!
[15:02] ---
    Go on, get lost!
[15:11] ---
    G-Giroro's big brother?
[15:14] ---
    Bro...
[15:16] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[15:21] ---
    This is a good-natured animal.
[15:24] ---
    It won't attack unless you lash out at it.
[15:28] ---
    This guy...
[15:29] ---
    He's the newbie at youth training school
    that everybody's talking about.
[15:34] ---
    Fellas, it seems like they've
    already staked their claim here.
[15:36] ---
    Sorry, but I'd like you two to withdraw.
[15:39] ---
    Hey, come with us.
[15:41] ---
    Let's talk.
[15:51] ---
    I was so scared that I
    couldn't move for a while.
[15:55] ---
    I-Is he gonna be okay?
[15:58] ---
    He'll be fine. My brother is strong.
[16:06] ---
    Bro! How?!
[16:08] ---
    You're strong, so those guys shouldn't
    have been able to beat you!
[16:13] ---
    Military results.
[16:15] ---
    Territory seized by the enemy: 0%.
[16:18] ---
    Territory maintained by our side: 100%.
[16:23] ---
    On top of that, to get at the
    truth through discussion,
[16:28] ---
    they're going to be tried
    by court-martial.
[16:31] ---
    The price for it was the damage done to me,
    but that will disappear in a few days.
[16:36] ---
    In other words...
[16:38] ---
    ...our side has won a perfect victory.
[16:41] ---
    I didn't really understand
    everything my brother said...
[16:48] ---
    ...but several days later,
[16:50] ---
    those delinquents were
    kicked out of the training school.
[16:53] ---
    Apparently, the instructor
    saw the whole thing.
SIGN    Instructor
[17:01] ---
    Concentrate, Giroro!
[17:05] ---
    Crap!
[17:07] ---
    Giroro! Tch!
[17:09] ---
    I wanted to have a little more fun...
[17:15] ---
    ...but this is where I bake it!
SIGN    Tamagawa
[17:23] ---
    Mission complete!
[17:26] ---
    B-Beam coating?!
[17:29] ---
    Old man!
[17:41] ---
    N-Natsumi!
[17:44] ---
    Giant or not,
    you look like a tasty potato!
[17:59] ---
    S-Shoot!
[18:03] ---
    I'll cover you! Attack it from the bottom!
[18:05] ---
    Gotcha! I'm counting on you!
SIGN    Pop!
SIGN    Tamagawa
[19:02] ---
    Sorry I got in the way
    of you two brothers handling it.
[19:07] ---
    But if you wanna eat, you gotta work, right?
[19:11] ---
    Yeah.
SIGN    Giroro
[19:15] ---
    Giroro... is this what you found on Pekopon?
[19:20] ---
    Are you okay, Giroro?
[19:29] ---
    I realized that Dad was right.
[19:32] ---
    Both of us still have a long ways to go.
[19:34] ---
    Still, I should never have
    asked the old man for a favor!
[19:38] ---
    Thanks to that, I've been here
    longer than I anticipated.
[19:41] ---
    I'm going back now, though.
[19:48] ---
    Giroro!
[19:51] ---
    How is Pekopon?
[19:52] ---
    G-Good.
[19:55] ---
    It's a worthwhile place.
[19:59] ---
    I see...
[20:11] ---
    Goodbye!
[20:13] ---
    Corporal's big brother, goodbye!
[20:17] ---
    Come again sometime!
[20:28] ---
    Whew!
[20:29] ---
    Now that Master Galulu has gone home,
[20:32] ---
    I'll make the space
    okonomiyaki FX special, sir!
[20:36] ---
    Yay! We finally get to eat it!
SIGN    Took home some YMO-104
[20:41] ---
    Delicious!
[20:46] ---
    This potato is the best!
[20:49] ---
    Of course it is, after all the trouble
    we went through for it.
[20:52] ---
    I'm the one who beat it, remember?
SIGN    Gulp
[20:57] ---
    Hey, is your brother a nice guy?
[21:04] ---
    Like I can evaluate my own blood?!
[21:13] ---
    Thanks.
[21:15] ---
    The relationship between Giroro and his
    brother has deepened just a little.
[21:18] ---
    That's the kind of autumn night it is.
[21:21] ---
    Help!
SIGN    Help!
SIGN    Space Okonomiyaki FX Special
[21:30] ---
    If you wanna eat it, you'd better beat it.
[21:31] ---
    But I'm saying I need your help!
[21:34] ---
    Help!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Occult Busters
[23:07] ---
    Momoka here.
[23:08] ---
    Chiruyo here.
[23:09] ---
    I hear the Occult Club's theme for the school
    festival is going to be supernatural powers?
[23:12] ---
    Yes. Fuyuki-kun said a lot
    of his personal acquaintances
[23:15] ---
    are ghosts and aliens,
    so it's hard to use them.
[23:18] ---
    True, comedic aliens wouldn't impress anyone.
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[23:21] ---
    That aside, Strada 5!
[23:23] ---
    "Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E184 - Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir! / Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    Kissho Academy School Festival
[01:31] ---
    Today is Kissho Academy's school festival.
SIGN    Occult Club Research Presentation
[01:34] ---
    Don't miss the wave
[01:36] ---
    of the talk of the town,
    the Occult Club's research presentation.
[01:41] ---
    It starts at 2:00 in the audiovisual room.
SIGN    Occult Club Research Presentation Don't miss it!
[01:49] ---
    W-W-W-What are we gonna do?
[01:52] ---
    I didn't expect all of these people...
[01:53] ---
    Fuyuki-kun! Let's do our best
    for the sake of the Occult Club!
[01:57] ---
    Yeah. You're right.
[02:00] ---
    There's just one thing we should do.
[02:02] ---
    Announce the results of all our
    research with everything we've got!
SIGN    Stage
[02:06] ---
    That's the spirit!
[02:11] ---
    Fuyuki: Occult School Festival, Sir!
[02:16] ---
    Welcome to the Occult Club's
    research presentation, everyone.
[02:21] ---
    The theme for today is
    "Do Paranormal Powers Exist?"
[02:28] ---
    As you can see, paranormal powers were researched
     during the Cold War between the U.S...
SIGN    Extrasensory Perception Psychokinesis
[02:33] ---
    Paranormal powers?
[02:34] ---
    What nonsense!
SIGN    Barley Tea
SIGN    Chocolate
SIGN    Stage Entrance
[02:41] ---
    Y-You!
[02:43] ---
    You battled him before
    at the occult tournament!
[02:46] ---
    That's right! The representative of
    Yomotsuhirasaka Academy's Occult Club!
SIGN    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[02:50] ---
    And he goes by...
SIGN    Occult Joe
    Barley Tea
[02:51] ---
    ...Occult Joe!
[02:53] ---
    U-Um... you said "nonsense"?
[02:56] ---
    What do you mean?
[02:59] ---
    The answer to that is right behind you.
[03:02] ---
    Look!
[03:04] ---
    If you touch your index fingers
    together in front of you...
[03:10] ---
    ...a wiener will appear in the air!
SIGN    Weiner?
[03:12] ---
    You can try this at home, too!
SIGN    Wiener! Wiener! Wiener! Wiener!
[03:15] ---
    It really is a wiener!
[03:16] ---
    Wow! It looks delicious!
[03:18] ---
    Excuse me!
[03:19] ---
    This is the Occult Club
    research presentation!
[03:23] ---
    Long time no see.
[03:26] ---
    Perchak!
[03:29] ---
    This is the leader of the Magatama Girls'
    Academy Occult Club, and her name is...
SIGN    Clay Figure
[03:34] ---
    Clay Figure Sally!
SIGN    Sally
[03:36] ---
    As you can see.
[03:37] ---
    Wh-What are you two doing here?!
[03:41] ---
    Attention, please! Occult Buster!
[03:46] ---
    The meeting place is
    Kissho Academy's audiovisual room.
[03:49] ---
    Dash and dash! Period!
[03:52] ---
    Occult Buster...
SIGN    Occult Buster Joe
[03:55] ---
    ...Joe!
[03:59] ---
    The same!
[04:00] ---
    Occult Buster...
[04:03] ---
    ...Sally!
SIGN    Occult Buster Sally
[04:04] ---
    Occult Buster?!
[04:06] ---
    That's right. After that last battle,
    we had a change of heart.
[04:11] ---
    A change of heart?
[04:13] ---
    Look at this!
[04:15] ---
    These two gleaming coins at my fingertips!
[04:20] ---
    If I make them move quickly like this...
[04:24] ---
    ...there's a third coin!
SIGN    Three Coins?
[04:26] ---
    You can try this at home, too!
[04:28] ---
    I call it Shining Fingers!
SIGN    Shining Fingers
[04:32] ---
    What do you think of my paranormal powers?
[04:35] ---
    Th-Those are just tricks,
    not paranormal powers!
[04:39] ---
    You just gave away the game.
[04:42] ---
    The paranormal powers
    you're trying to explain,
[04:44] ---
    isn't that all they are? Cheap tricks?
[04:48] ---
    No...
[04:49] ---
    Well, well.
[04:52] ---
    We haven't seen them for a while!
    The Kissho Academy Newspaper Club!
[04:56] ---
    I suppose the headline for the
    school festival special edition
[04:59] ---
    will be "Occult Club's Research
    Presentation a Massive Failure."
[05:04] ---
    Don't tell me you invited them...
[05:07] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[05:09] ---
    Anyway, Occult Busters
    versus the Occult Club.
[05:13] ---
    Now that's an interesting presentation.
[05:19] ---
    Paul, do you read me?
[05:21] ---
    At your service, milady Momoko.
SIGN    Occult Club This Way
[05:23] ---
    I need you to bring over a psychic or UFO
    or UMA or ghost, anything, right now!
[05:28] ---
    That's a tall order...
[05:30] ---
    I said right now!
[05:32] ---
    Got it?!
[05:34] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[05:36] ---
    Y-Yes!
[05:37] ---
    Let's continue.
[05:39] ---
    Continue?
[05:40] ---
    We just started with our presentation.
[05:44] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:45] ---
    Everyone, paranormal powers do exist!
[05:49] ---
    For example, please look at this!
SIGN    Film File
[05:52] ---
    The majority of spoon-bending is faked,
[05:56] ---
    but there are cases that
    just can't be explained.
[06:00] ---
    Look, an ordinary pencil.
[06:03] ---
    I am now going to bend it!
[06:06] ---
    Nagasunehiko!
SIGN    Looks like it's bending?
[06:12] ---
    You can try it at home, too!
[06:14] ---
    It's true! It's like a noodle!
[06:16] ---
    Wow!
[06:19] ---
    Look, I can do it with a spoon, too!
[06:22] ---
    That's just a trick that relies
    on an optical illusion!
[06:24] ---
    Exactly! Tricks!
[06:26] ---
    What you're talking about is actually
    along the same lines, isn't it?
[06:32] ---
    No!
[06:32] ---
    How is it any different?
[06:34] ---
    If you disagree, can you show us an
    alien or ghost right here and now?
[06:38] ---
    Th-That would be...
[06:41] ---
    Kerorin!
[06:43] ---
    I can't make a spectacle out of my friend!
SIGN    Alien
[06:47] ---
    For me, that would...
[06:50] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[06:53] ---
    Yummy, yummy!
SIGN    K Famous Brand Instant Dumplings 1,000 Yen Per Box
[06:55] ---
    Genuine instant dumplings!
[06:58] ---
    Come one, come all!
SIGN    Keroro Brand
[07:00] ---
    I didn't think they would be so popular!
[07:03] ---
    Or, like, thriving business?
[07:05] ---
    We are almost out of sweet bean paste!
[07:09] ---
    If we're out of sweet bean paste,
    how about putting in curry?
SIGN    Kululu Curry Sweet
[07:11] ---
    Somebody go buy some more!
[07:15] ---
    What are you doing here?
[07:17] ---
    We're short-handed, so we can
    use all the help can we get.
[07:26] ---
    No good. I can't get through.
[07:29] ---
    Have you ever seen it?
    In the end, the "occult"
[07:32] ---
    is all trumped-up fabrications!
[07:34] ---
    Certainly...
[07:37] ---
    Certainly, there may well be many fakes.
[07:39] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[07:41] ---
    So you admit it!
[07:42] ---
    Then from today, you're an Occult Buster!
[07:46] ---
    But...
[07:47] ---
    But I don't know if it's as simple as that!
[07:50] ---
    What?!
[07:51] ---
    It's easy to refute something.
    Anyone can do it.
[07:55] ---
    But maybe it's more fun to find
    the one truth among 100 lies
[07:59] ---
    and then carefully investigate it.
[08:05] ---
    I think that's how people have
    made great discoveries up to now
[08:08] ---
    and gotten to the bottom of hidden truths.
[08:12] ---
    Nonsense!
[08:13] ---
    That aside,
[08:15] ---
    practical tricks are more fun!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[08:18] ---
    For example, these two books.
[08:20] ---
    If you put the pages of the two
    volumes together like this,
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[08:24] ---
    you can't pull them apart,
    no matter how hard you try!
[08:28] ---
    You can try this at home, too!
[08:30] ---
    Just be careful not to
    damage your favorite books.
SIGN    Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
[08:34] ---
    It's true!
[08:37] ---
    Well? Can we call this a
    mysterious spiritual phenomenon?
[08:41] ---
    You see? Everyone's having
    a much better time with this
[08:45] ---
    than occult phenomenon
    which may not even exist.
[08:48] ---
    I... Even so, I...
SIGN    Snap
[09:00] ---
    What's that sound?
[09:01] ---
    Maybe...
SIGN    Occult
[09:10] ---
    I was right...
[09:11] ---
    What is it?
[09:13] ---
    A poltergeist phenomenon.
[09:14] ---
    A German word, literally
    meaning "noisy ghost."
SIGN    Poltergeist Phenomenon
SIGN    (from the German word* poltergeist*,
    literally "noisy ghost")
[09:17] ---
    It's one form of spiritual phenomenon.
[09:19] ---
    What?!
[09:19] ---
    That can't be!
[09:20] ---
    Then those sounds, too?
[09:23] ---
    That was "rapping,"
    which also has a deep connection
[09:26] ---
    to spiritual phenomenon.
[09:27] ---
    I... I'm scared!
[09:29] ---
    It feels like the temperature
    has suddenly dropped...
[09:34] ---
    You knew it was me?
[09:36] ---
    So that was you, Omiyo-san!
[09:41] ---
    I was suddenly summoned to help out
    with the instant dumplings,
[09:45] ---
    but I got lost inside the school...
[09:48] ---
    Still, thanks to that, I was
    able to help you two out a bit!
[09:53] ---
    So that's how it happened!
[09:54] ---
    Thank you, Omiyo-san.
[09:56] ---
    You're welcome!
SIGN    Occult Club
    Research Presentation
[10:06] ---
    What was that in there?
[10:08] ---
    It had to be an Occult Club hoax.
[10:10] ---
    Let's go home.
[10:15] ---
    Even though it was supposed to
    be a research presentation...
[10:18] ---
    We lost.
[10:21] ---
    The audience here didn't realize it...
[10:23] ---
    ...but that was definitely
    a genuine spiritual phenomenon.
[10:27] ---
    I apologize!
[10:28] ---
    I'm sorry!
[10:29] ---
    H-Hey...
[10:31] ---
    Actually, after we lost
    at the occult tournament,
SIGN    Occult Club
[10:35] ---
    we were both derided as
    supernatural hoaxsters at school.
[10:38] ---
    Driven to desperation, we took
    on the name Occult Busters.
SIGN    Occult Busters
[10:46] ---
    Really...
[10:47] ---
    But after seeing this spiritual phenomenon...
[10:51] ---
    ...my eyes have been opened!
[10:53] ---
    We love the occult, after all!
[10:56] ---
    This decides what the article's
    going to be about.
[11:00] ---
    "Even Other Schools
    Recognize the Greatness
[11:01] ---
    of Kissho Academy's Occult Club."
[11:04] ---
    Wait!
[11:05] ---
    I don't remember giving permission
    for a headline like that!
SIGN    Sub-menu Film Zoom
[11:09] ---
    Isn't this a good shot?
[11:12] ---
    We'd better run this too, right, Desk Chief?
[11:16] ---
    Why?! Darn it!
[11:21] ---
    Fuyuki-kun. This year's presentation
    was really hectic,
[11:25] ---
    but let's make next year's
    Occult Club research presentation
[11:28] ---
    even more exciting!
[11:30] ---
    Yeah, of course!
[11:32] ---
    Both of us, Nishizawa-san!
[11:33] ---
    R-Right!
SIGN    Occult
[11:35] ---
    The two of us can do our best!
[11:37] ---
    Joe-san and Sally-san, too!
[11:41] ---
    You'll help us, won't you?
[11:43] ---
    O-Of course!
[11:45] ---
    I'd love to!
[11:56] ---
    With a renewed determination,
[11:58] ---
    Fuyuki-kun is sure to show us a wonderful
    research presentation at next year's festival.
[12:03] ---
    But meanwhile...
[12:05] ---
    No way!
SIGN    Today Only: Romeo and Juliet
[12:07] ---
    ...Natsumi-chan is in dire straits!
[12:09] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Thai Ramen Crepes Okonomiyaki
[12:19] ---
    Back at Kissho Academy's
    annual school festival.
[12:21] ---
    It seems the highlight in the gym
    is Natsumi's class's production
SIGN    Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
[12:24] ---
    of Romeo and Juliet.
[12:29] ---
    Really?!
[12:30] ---
    Due to unseasonal colds and food poisoning...
[12:32] ---
    ...we're down eight boys and five girls!
[12:35] ---
    Why?!
[12:36] ---
    Even though we still have to put
    together the final stage set...
[12:41] ---
    What should we do, Natsumi?
[12:43] ---
    It's too bad, but we may have
    to cancel the performance.
[12:47] ---
    Oh, no...
[12:49] ---
    After all the rehearsals and
    preparation everybody did...
[12:53] ---
    Kitajima-kun is the most to blame.
[12:56] ---
    No matter how tasty they are, if you gobble up
    20 instant dumplings from a food stall,
[13:00] ---
    you're going to upset your stomach!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[13:03] ---
    Instant dumplings...
[13:04] ---
    Don't tell me...
[13:07] ---
    Come on, everybody!
    They're cheap and delicious!
SIGN    K Famous Brand Instant Dumplings 1,000 Yen Per Box
SIGN    Delicious!
    Packed With Love!
    Instant Dumplings
    Keroro Brand
    Ten Dumplings Per Box!
[13:11] ---
    Eat just one, and you'll get addicted!
SIGN    Instant Dumplings
[13:16] ---
    Instant dumplings!
[13:18] ---
    Gero?! H-Hey, welcome...
[13:21] ---
    Stu... pid... fro... g...
[13:26] ---
    L-L-L-Lady Natsumi!
[13:31] ---
    I'm s-s-s-sorry, ma'am!
[13:34] ---
    This time, we're selling them honestly,
[13:37] ---
    so please overlook it!
[13:41] ---
    Please!
[13:45] ---
    I need your help!
[13:49] ---
    Natsumi: Romeo and Juliet, Sir?
[13:56] ---
    So, after instant dumplings,
    we're stagehands?
[14:00] ---
    Sheesh! You agreed too readily, Keroro!
[14:03] ---
    Okay, okay!
[14:06] ---
    If we get Lady Natsumi in our debt here,
[14:08] ---
    she'll forgive us our sins,
[14:10] ---
    so there's no downside...
[14:12] ---
    Gero!
[14:13] ---
    I am just happy to be able
    to work with Koyuki-dono.
[14:19] ---
    I bet Giroro-senpai is
    actually happy about it!
[14:23] ---
    D-Don't be an idiot!
[14:27] ---
    But you sure do know
    a lot of people, Natsumi.
[14:31] ---
    You called on those assistants right away!
[14:35] ---
    One has a strangely old voice...
[14:37] ---
    ...one's face has a greenish tint...
[14:39] ---
    and one has a creepy laugh...
[14:40] ---
    Hi!
[14:42] ---
    ...but they're all working hard
    alongside each other.
[14:44] ---
    It looks like the set will be ready
    after all, right, Natsumi-san?
[14:48] ---
    Yeah!
[14:49] ---
    Now our only problem is getting an actor.
[14:51] ---
    What should we do, Natsumi?
[14:54] ---
    An actor, huh?
SIGN    2-A Performance
    Romeo and Juliet
    Final Script
    2-A
[14:57] ---
    What's this?
[14:59] ---
    A classical Pekoponian drama?
[15:05] ---
    Th-This is...
[15:07] ---
    ...what they call...
SIGN    Romance
[15:09] ---
    ...a romance?!
[15:12] ---
    But at least you're fine, Natsumi.
[15:17] ---
    Yeah! If both leads were out of the picture,
    there'd be no way we could put on the show!
[15:22] ---
    N-Natsumi plays the lead?!
[15:25] ---
    F-For this play?!
SIGN    Romeo Juliet
[15:28] ---
    "Romeo and Juliet are born into
    families that are enemies.
[15:31] ---
    Knowing nothing about that,
    they meet by chance
[15:33] ---
    and eventually fall
    madly in love with each other."
[15:37] ---
    They fall madly in love with each other?!
SIGN    True Love
[15:40] ---
    And they're enemies?!
[15:48] ---
    O, Giroro, Giroro...
[15:51] ---
    Wherefore art thou Giroro?
[15:54] ---
    Deny the Keron Army and refuse the invasion.
[16:01] ---
    Th-That's the one thing I can't do!
[16:03] ---
    I'm a Keronian,
     and Natsumi's a Pekoponian!
[16:06] ---
    B-But...
[16:08] ---
    Hey, Corporal Giroro...
[16:10] ---
    B-But...
[16:12] ---
    Even so, Romeo and Juliet are
    resolved to stay together.
[16:17] ---
    I admire you! If there's love,
    friends or enemies, it doesn't matter!
[16:22] ---
    N-No. That's not the case here.
[16:25] ---
    For me... For me...
[16:28] ---
    Excuse me!
[16:31] ---
    Quit daydreaming and get to work, sir!
[16:34] ---
    R-Right...
[16:35] ---
    My apologies.
[16:43] ---
    Nobody will find me here...
[16:45] ---
    The two finally spend a night together...
SIGN    One Night
[16:48] ---
    A night?!
[16:52] ---
    Giroro. You came?
[16:54] ---
    Hey, you're too close.
[16:56] ---
    That's okay. Let's stay like this
    until morning, just the two of us.
[17:04] ---
    W-What kind of story is that?
[17:06] ---
    And Natsumi is going to play that?!
[17:09] ---
    But what should we do?
[17:12] ---
    Even if we get a stand-in...
[17:14] ---
    ...they would never be able
    to memorize the lines.
[17:17] ---
    We'll just have to weather it out
    by showing cue cards from the wings.
[17:22] ---
    But it's a pretty long performance.
[17:25] ---
    It'll be fine!
[17:27] ---
    I'll work my lines around any mistakes.
[17:29] ---
    Y-You're right.
[17:31] ---
    That's the only way to do this.
[17:33] ---
    But who should we ask to do it?
SIGN    Squeeze!
[17:40] ---
    No! What good would come of me volunteering?
[17:44] ---
    Even though we're keeping up the
    charade of an amicable relationship,
[17:47] ---
    she is supposed to be my enemy!
[17:51] ---
    Enemy?!
[17:52] ---
    Corporal Giroro! Wilt thou be gone?
[17:56] ---
    The lighter it gets,
    the heavier do our hearts become.
[18:00] ---
    That's it!
[18:02] ---
    They go beyond friends or enemies
    and love each other!
[18:04] ---
    That's the theme of this work, isn't it?
[18:08] ---
    In that case,
[18:09] ---
    there's true merit in me and Natsumi
    performing together in this!
[18:14] ---
    Mr. Corporal Giroro!
[18:15] ---
    Still!
[18:17] ---
    What about my pride as a Keron soldier?!
[18:20] ---
    My pride!
[18:22] ---
    Pride!
[18:23] ---
    Mr. Corporal!
[18:26] ---
    I want you to help me carry this.
[18:31] ---
    Sure.
[18:32] ---
    I know! How about Saburo-senpai?!
SIGN    Saburo-senpai!
[18:35] ---
    What?!
[18:39] ---
    That would be interesting!
[18:41] ---
    And you'd be happy, right, Natsumi?
[18:43] ---
    No! Even if we asked him now,
[18:46] ---
    I'm sure he's busy doing something
    with the broadcasting club.
[18:49] ---
    I don't want to bother him!
[18:50] ---
    I see!
[18:51] ---
    That makes sense.
[18:52] ---
    C'mon...
[18:55] ---
    Is it okay for me to cry?!
[18:57] ---
    But who else could do it?
[18:59] ---
    Everyone in our class already has a role...
[19:04] ---
    To go... or not to go? That is the question!
[19:08] ---
    But... But...
[19:11] ---
    Natsumi, how about your
    little brother, Fuyuki-kun?
[19:14] ---
    That would work!
[19:15] ---
    What are you talking about?
[19:16] ---
    That shy dork could never do it.
[19:21] ---
    Then I'll do it, Natsumi-san!
[19:24] ---
    Koyuki-chan?!
[19:25] ---
    B-But then who's going to operate the lights?
[19:28] ---
    I'll have a friend do that in my stead!
[19:34] ---
    This is my friend, Doronuma-kun.
[19:37] ---
    I... I would be happy to assist with lights!
[19:41] ---
    Let's put on a good show,
[19:43] ---
    right, Natsumi-san?
[19:45] ---
    H-Hey...
[19:47] ---
    I see! Koyuki-chan could
    certainly look the part.
[19:51] ---
    Yeah! This could work out!
[19:54] ---
    Azumaya Koyuki co-starring with Natsumi?!
[19:57] ---
    O, Koyuki-chan,
    wherefore art thou, Koyuki-chan?
[20:01] ---
    Wipe thy tears away, Natsumi-san.
    Thou lookest cuter with a smile.
[20:07] ---
    Wait a second!
[20:14] ---
    I'm going to play that role.
[20:19] ---
    Why?
[20:20] ---
    Hey, what are you doing, Giroro?
SIGN    2-A Performance Romeo and Juliet Final Script 2-A Giroyama Romeo
[20:23] ---
    I am Giroyama Romeo.
[20:25] ---
    I read the script, so trust me, Natsumi.
[20:28] ---
    I've memorized all the lines.
[20:33] ---
    Come with me!
[20:35] ---
    See you later!
[20:36] ---
    G-Giroyama Romeo?
[20:39] ---
    Hey! Where are we going?
[20:41] ---
    You need to be fitted for a costume!
[20:42] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Costume Fitting Natsumi Performing Together
SIGN    Marriage Enemies Love One Night
SIGN    Marriage Enemies Love One Night
[20:47] ---
    With Natsumi... With Natsumi...
[20:50] ---
    With Natsumi... With Natsumi...
[20:54] ---
    With Natsumi!
[21:05] ---
    We're late after cleaning up...
SIGN    Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
[21:07] ---
    ...but even if we miss the first part,
    we'll still see all of Sis's performance!
[21:11] ---
    Right!
[21:12] ---
    You're doing well, Giroro!
[21:14] ---
    Keep it up!
[21:22] ---
    Do your best!
[21:25] ---
    Romeo!
[21:29] ---
    Wherefore art thou Romeo?!
SIGN    Kissho Academy 2nd-year Class A Performance
[21:33] ---
    So Giroro played Juliet.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    Once in a while, Shurara attacks me.
[23:12] ---
    Even though I can't think of anyone who'd
    have a grudge against me! It's a real pain!
[23:15] ---
    Maybe he's mistakenly targeting me,
     thinking I'm Kululu? That aside...
[23:21] ---
    "Robobo: Operation Mechanization, Sir!"
[23:25] ---
    "Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E185 - Robobo: Operation Mechanization, Sir! / Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:31] ---
    The Shurara Corps.
[01:33] ---
    An evil organization, aiming to steal
    the Keron Star and invade Pekopon!
SIGN    Missing
SIGN    Missing
[01:38] ---
    They sent out a new assassin.
[01:41] ---
    His name:
[01:49] ---
    Mechanism Robobo!
SIGN    Mechanism Robobo
[01:54] ---
    ROBOBO: OPERATION MECHANIZATION, Sir!
[02:04] ---
    SERGEANT KERORO CONFIRMED.
[02:06] ---
    CORPORAL GIRORO CONFIRMED.
[02:09] ---
    SERGEANT MAJOR KULULU CONFIRMED.
[02:11] ---
    ANGOL MOIS CONFIRMED.
[02:14] ---
    ALSO: PEKOPONIAN (x 2) CONFIRMED.
[02:20] ---
    One, two!
[02:20] ---
    PRIVATE 2ND CLASS TAMAMA, AND
    PEKOPONIANS (x MANY) CONFIRMED.
[02:27] ---
    LANCE CORPORAL DORORO, PLUS
    PEKOPONIAN (x 1) CONFIRMED.
[02:30] ---
    MECHANIZATION BEAM: RADIATE.
[02:39] ---
    Dororo!
[02:40] ---
    Th-This is... tremendous evil!
[02:44] ---
    Wow, the suction is unusually
    effective today, sir!
[02:50] ---
    Gero! I'm a vacuum cleaner now?!
SIGN    Stuuuupiiiiid frooooog...
[02:53] ---
    Stupid frog...!
[02:57] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[02:59] ---
    What a shapely waistless body
    you've got now!
[03:02] ---
    Yeah, right! This is all
    your fault again, isn't it?!
[03:05] ---
    I have no recollection of
    doing any of this, ma'am!
SIGN    Siiiiis
[03:07] ---
    Sis!
[03:09] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[03:13] [SONG] ---
    Naruto, occult, ABCDE!
[03:15] [SONG] ---
    I'm over here, ABCDE? Toss it away!
SIGN    Lovey-dovey for Uncle ♡ Lovey-dovey for Uncle
[03:18] [SONG] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle,
    lovey-dovey for Uncle...
SIGN    No Signal
[03:22] ---
    Or, like, sudden morphing?
[03:24] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki?! Even Lady Mois?!
[03:27] ---
    I know what this is.
[03:29] ---
    Kululu!
[03:31] ---
    This is the work of that
    Oshigotonin organization.
[03:34] ---
    See?! This is your fault!
SIGN    Chilly
[03:39] ---
    M-My stomach...
[03:40] ---
    Please, Kululu! Turn me back to normal!
[03:44] ---
    I'm a computer. Why?
[03:46] ---
    ROBOROBO!
[03:49] ---
    Here we go. Looks like he's here.
[03:55] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    ROBOROBOROBOROBO...
[04:06] ---
    Excuse me! You should know better
    than to make a mess like this!
[04:09] ---
    How is this going to get cleaned up, huh?!
[04:11] ---
    Seems like perfect timing to me.
    You just became a vacuum cleaner.
[04:14] ---
    Gero...
[04:16] ---
    ERASE KERORO PLATOON.
    HAND OVER KERON STAR.
[04:20] ---
    You're telling me to hand it over, but...
[04:22] ---
    ...the Keron Star is the proof
    I'm a leader. I can't just—
[04:25] ---
    ROBOROBOROBOROBO.
[04:25] ---
    Are you even listening?!
[04:27] ---
    HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
[04:31] ---
    Gero! Gero!
[04:34] ---
    We're being drawn in!
[04:36] ---
    DESTROY. DESTROY.
[04:41] ---
    Someone, help!
[04:46] ---
    Owww...
[04:47] ---
    Are you okay, Natsumi?
[04:49] ---
    Giroro?
[04:49] ---
    Now, quickly!
    Pull my pin and throw me at him!
[04:53] ---
    Wh-What are you saying?!
    If I do that, you'll...!
[04:58] ---
    Giro!
[05:03] ---
    It doesn't matter! I'm the only one here
    who can take him down!
[05:07] ---
    ROBOROBO.
[05:09] ---
    Hurry! Pull the pin!
[05:11] ---
    
[05:14] ---
    I'm so glad to have...
SIGN    I am Keroro!!
[05:17] ---
    ...talented subordinates, sir!
[05:19] ---
    Nooooo!
[05:20] ---
    Gero!
[05:23] ---
    S-Sarge!
SIGN    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:25] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[05:30] ---
    Are you okay, Fuyuki-kun?
[05:32] ---
    Wha?! Nishizawa-san, you're a tank?!
[05:35] ---
    It is not just milady!
[05:37] ---
    To my deep regret, I have
    become an electric toothbrush!
[05:40] ---
    And Master Tamama has become a cannonball!
[05:43] ---
    Tamama is having a ball!
[05:44] ---
    And furthermore...
[05:48] ---
    ...Master 556 has become a bright red TV!
[05:50] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
    I didn't become a machine!
SIGN    In-house power generation...?
[05:55] ---
    Not only that, but all the citizens
    have become machines, as well.
SIGN    Don't drink and drive
[06:00] ---
    What's going on?!
[06:01] ---
    Cut it out!
[06:02] ---
    Turn me back to normal!
[06:03] ---
    What cruelty...
[06:05] ---
    Dororo. Could Natsumi-san
    and the others also be...
[06:08] ---
    We must make haste.
[06:09] ---
    Yeah.
[06:12] ---
    HAND OVER THE KERON STAR.
    HAND IT OVER.
[06:15] ---
    Yeah, right! Who'd just hand it
    right over 'cause they were asked to?!
SIGN    Taut
[06:19] ---
    Gero.
[06:20] ---
    M-My umbilical cable!!
[06:24] ---
    HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
[06:29] ---
    HAND IT OVER. HAND IT OVER.
[06:34] ---
    Dororo!
SIGN    Dororo humbly enters
[06:35] ---
    My humblest apologies for the delay!
[06:38] ---
    Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
[06:41] ---
    Th-This fellow, he's...
[06:43] ---
    ...100% pure robot!
[06:46] ---
    In that case... Zero Dimensional Slash!
SIGN    Zero Dimensional Slash
[06:52] ---
    Ro..b...
[06:54] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[06:59] ---
    I'm so glad! You turned back to normal!
[07:02] ---
    Koyuki-chan!
[07:04] ---
    What, backwards?
[07:09] ---
    Are you unharmed, milady?
[07:11] ---
    Tama!
[07:14] ---
    Gero.
[07:16] ---
    So I've returned to normal, sir?
[07:18] ---
    Who'd have thought they'd employ robots?
[07:21] ---
    That Shurara Corps is a force
    to be reckoned with.
[07:23] ---
    It is worth considering whether we
    live a life too dependent on machines.
[07:30] ---
    Everyone! Distance yourselves
    from this place!
[07:32] ---
    LITTLE BROTHER...
[07:34] ---
    LITTLE BROTHER...
[07:40] ---
    Ah! It's a huge robot
    that looks just like him!
[07:43] ---
    That jerk!
[07:45] ---
    Then we'll move out in robots as well, sir!
[07:48] ---
    I am entirely unwilling to rely
    upon mechnical contraptions.
[07:53] ---
    Eh, don't be like that.
[07:55] ---
    Just hold on to that baby.
SIGN    Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Stores
[08:07] ---
    Keroider On!
[08:11] ---
    Tamaider On!
[08:14] ---
    Giroider On!
[08:18] ---
    I am Sergeant Major Kululu—
[08:20] ---
    Huh? Where's Dororo?
[08:22] ---
    I thought he was with us...
[08:24] ---
    He was dragging his feet, saying he didn't
    want to ride a robot... Don't tell me he...
[08:27] ---
    Everyone! What is the delay?!
[08:29] ---
    Now, my honorable leader! Fusion!
[08:32] ---
    He's not dragging his feet.
    He's super into it...
[08:35] ---
    His personality changes when
    he gets behind the wheel.
[08:39] ---
    Well, okay then... Keroro Platoon,
[08:41] ---
    join your hearts as one!
[08:43] ---
    Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
[08:46] ---
    Let's... Kerobine!
[08:56] ---
    The greatest fusion in history!
[08:58] ---
    Great Keron!
[09:04] ---
    GATHERING DATA.
[09:06] ---
    ANALYZING WEAKNESSES.
[09:08] ---
    GREAT KERON CAN'T WALK.
[09:10] ---
    O-Oh, drat! I completely forgot, sir!
[09:17] ---
    DESTROY. DESTROY.
[09:19] ---
    Gero!
[09:22] ---
    Worry not!
[09:23] ---
    What?
[09:24] ---
    In anticipation of such an event,
    I secretly acquired this ultimate technique!
SIGN    Dororo Art
[09:29] ---
    Dororo Art: One in Body and Soul!
SIGN    One in Body and Soul
[09:38] ---
    It's running! Great Keron is running, sir!
[09:41] ---
    Dororo... Boomerang!
[09:43] ---
    ROBO!
[09:46] ---
    Dororo... Breaker!
[09:48] ---
    ROBORORORORO...
[09:51] ---
    My glasses, my glasses...
[09:53] ---
    And one more for a bonus!
[09:55] ---
    Y-You don't mean...?!
[09:56] ---
    Gerorincho!!
[09:58] ---
    ROBO... ROBOBO... R-BOBOBOBOBOBO...
[10:02] ---
    Now!
[10:04] ---
    It is time for the finish!
SIGN    Dororo: Sattvic Galactic Slash!!
[10:07] ---
    Dororo: Sattvic Galactic Slash!
[10:15] ---
    Th-That feels good...
[10:23] ---
    Robobo... you were a worthy foe.
SIGN    Worthy Foe
[10:27] ---
    You really are something, Dororo!
[10:30] ---
    You put way too much into it!
[10:32] ---
    Hmph. I expected no less.
[10:34] ---
    Thank you all.
[10:35] ---
    However, it is worth reconsidering
    our reliance on robo— on rob...
[10:39] ---
    All that energetic stuff's made me hungry!
[10:42] ---
    I wonder what's for dinner tonight.
[10:45] ---
    Um... Please... Hear me out...!
[10:45] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[10:49] ---
    And Lance Corporal Dororo
    is left behind once again.
[10:51] ---
    But this time, he had a big role
    that really showed him off!
[10:55] ---
    Really? You really think I sh—
[11:06] ---
    That day, Private Tamama was heading to the
    Hinata house to attend a scheduled meeting.
SIGN    Non-combustibles
    Recyclables (e.g. glass/plastic)
[11:18] ---
    Snap!
[11:19] ---
    What'd'ya think you're doin', huh?!
[11:21] ---
    Learn that your bark
    is worse than your bite!
[11:25] ---
    Tama?
SIGN    Note
SIGN    Combustibles: Mon/Thu Non-combustibles: Fri Recyclables (e.g. glass/plastic bottles): Sat
[11:28] ---
    Dense note, dense note, dense note.
[11:31] ---
    "This Note: How to Use."
SIGN    How to Use Part 1 Try drawing someone you know! Something fun will happen, ku ku ♪
[11:33] ---
    "Try drawing someone you know!
    Something fun will happen."
[11:38] ---
    Something fun?
[11:43] ---
    Tamama: Dense Note, Sir!
[11:49] ---
    Well, I tried drawing Mr. Corporal, but...
[11:52] ---
    ...is something funny
    actually going to happen?
[11:56] ---
    N-Natchi! The potato is baked now!
[12:00] ---
    Giroro... What did you just say?
[12:02] ---
    I... I said that the potato is baked, Natchi!
[12:07] ---
    What's up with you?
    Doing a Tamama impression...
[12:09] ---
    N-No, I am not!
[12:11] ---
    I do not want to do an impression,
    my mouth is just...
[12:15] ---
    Hot!! Hot! Hot! Hot! It is so hot!
[12:21] ---
    Mr. Corporal is acting so weird!
[12:23] ---
    I will get whoever did this!
[12:23] ---
    But... why all of a sudden?
[12:24] ---
    I'll beat the crap outta them!
SIGN    Note
[12:27] ---
    Could it be...
[12:29] ---
    Okay... so... let's get
    the meeting started...
[12:32] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
    Dororo-senpai is not here yet!
[12:36] ---
    Gero?
[12:37] ---
    Wh-What's up with you, Giroro?
[12:39] ---
    I... I am not doing this on purpose!
[12:43] ---
    Weirdo.
SIGN    Crushed
[12:45] ---
    More importantly, it looks like
    Dororo-senpai is not here yet.
SIGN    Oh, well
[12:49] ---
    Oh, darn! I forgot to call him!
[12:52] ---
    Or, like, yearly event?
[12:54] ---
    N-Noooooo...
[12:56] ---
    Gero?
[12:57] ---
    "Yearly event"... that is so mean...
[13:00] ---
    I knew it... anyone who is
    drawn by me in this book
SIGN    Note
[13:04] ---
    starts talking like me!
[13:06] ---
    Well... it is funny, but it is a bit wrong.
[13:10] ---
    If everyone impersonates me,
[13:11] ---
    then I will not be the only
    cute and lovely character anymore.
SIGN    Cuuuuuute ♡
[13:15] ---
    You haven't gotten to the fun part yet.
[13:17] ---
    Tama?
[13:18] ---
    After drawing the picture, try writing words
    in a bubble within 966 seconds.
[13:24] ---
    The person who was drawn will say
    the words exactly as written.
SIGN    Kululu,
    emotionally
    moved!!
[13:27] ---
    Kululu, emotionally moved!
[13:30] ---
    Could this notebook be your
    invention, Kululu-senpai?
[13:34] ---
    Mochicourse.
[13:37] ---
    It works by controlling the person
    who is drawn using special EM waves.
[13:42] ---
    I accidentally dropped it just as I was
    planning on running some experiments with it.
[13:46] ---
    Okay, fine, I will give it back!
[13:48] ---
    I do not want you breathing down my neck.
[13:51] ---
    No... You don't need to return it.
[13:55] ---
    You picked up that notebook.
[13:58] ---
    How you use it is up to you.
[14:00] ---
    This notebook is mine...?
[14:05] ---
    Uncle, where are Giroro-san and Dororo-san?
[14:08] ---
    They've gone to get checked out
    by Chief Nurse Pururu.
[14:11] ---
    They say they've caught some
    weird disease from Private Tamama.
[14:15] ---
    I see...
[14:18] ---
    Then I think you'd better
    get checked out, too.
[14:22] ---
    Don't ya think, stupid frog?!
SIGN    Gunpla Disease
[14:26] ---
    You've got Gunpla disease,
    manga disease, and anime disease!
SIGN    Captain Geroro
SIGN    Manga Disease
SIGN    Captain Geroro
SIGN    Jabariser
SIGN    Anime Disease
[14:30] ---
    And game disease, to top it off!
SIGN    Game Disease
[14:33] ---
    And that's why the Pekopon invasion
    never gets anywhere, isn't it, huh?!
[14:37] ---
    L-Lady Mois...
[14:39] ---
    What the heck has gotten into you, ma'am?
[14:42] ---
    I'm not the problem here!
    You're always running away from reality!
[14:45] ---
    You make the Keron Star cry!
[14:48] ---
    Ohh... S-Saying it like that...
[14:50] ---
    It's too much, ma'am!
SIGN    Running from Reality
[14:53] ---
    Instant running from reality!
[14:54] ---
    It's not like that, Uncle!
[14:57] ---
    Gero?
[14:57] ---
    I... I...
[15:00] ---
    I...
[15:01] ---
    I...
[15:02] ---
    Lady Mo—
[15:04] ---
    I'm frickin' fed up with
    you now, stupid frog!
SIGN    Note
[15:07] ---
    This notebook's power... is incredible!
SIGN    I'm frickin' fed up with you now, stupid frog!!
[15:11] ---
    Uncle!
[15:12] ---
    Stupid frog!
[15:13] ---
    Uncle!
[15:14] ---
    Stupid fro-og!
[15:21] ---
    L-Lady Mois...
[15:23] ---
    That woman... Learned your lesson yet, huh?
[15:26] ---
    Now, for my next trick...
[15:29] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, what is wrong?
[15:32] ---
    Private 2nd Class Tamama...
[15:35] ---
    Now, let us go, Tamama.
[15:36] ---
    It's happening!!
SIGN    It's happening!!
[15:38] ---
    We will elope together,
    just you and me, sir.
[15:41] ---
    I will follow you to the
    ends of the universe!
[15:44] ---
    This notebook still has so many uses...
SIGN    Note
[15:48] ---
    Still so many... Still so many!
[15:55] ---
    The Nishizawa Group has a grip over the
    majority of the Pekoponian economy.
[15:59] ---
    In other words...
SIGN    How to Draw Good Lookalike Pictures HOW TO Oekaki Beautiful Origami Flowing My Jealousy and Ham Okashi General Keroro #6, #5, #4, #3, #2, #1
[16:02] ---
    ...if I can obtain the whole
    of the Nishizawa Group,
[16:02] ---
    This is Paripari Palue!
[16:03] ---
    Today, we have the pleasure of visiting the
    Nishizawa mansion, home of the world's ultrarich.
[16:04] ---
    Pekopon is as good as conquered!
[16:08] ---
    I will make Momocchi say it.
[16:10] ---
    Words that will provide the foothold for
    achieving our invasion of Pekopon.
SIGN    I'll give the Nishizawa Peach Group to Tama-chan ♪
[16:14] ---
    And then I will become God...
[16:16] ---
    God of the new Pekopon!
[16:21] ---
    Nishizawa-san's handmade occult packed lunch!
[16:24] ---
    It tastes so good!
[16:26] ---
    Does it really?! Thank you so much!
[16:31] ---
    With this romance-fulfilling machine,
SIGN    Romance Degree
[16:34] ---
    today is the day I'll get Fuyuki-kun's heart!
[16:37] ---
    Hello!
[16:39] ---
    T-Tama-chan?
[16:40] ---
    Momocchi!
[16:41] ---
    Do you not have something to say to me?
[16:44] ---
    Something to say...?
[16:46] ---
    Yes! You must have something you want to say!
SIGN    I'll give the Nishizawa Peach Group to Tama-chan ♪
[16:50] ---
    I... I don't think I do...
[16:53] ---
    Yes, you do!
[16:54] ---
    You were supposed to have something!
[16:58] ---
    Well, I'm afraid...
[17:00] ---
    Can't he just frickin' shut up?!
SIGN    Romance Degree
[17:02] ---
    I have more pressing things right now!
[17:04] ---
    You definitely are supposed
    to have something!
[17:06] ---
    You are supposed to!
[17:08] ---
    Are! Supposed to!
[17:08] ---
    When I say no... I frickin' mean no!!
SIGN    Chop!!
[17:14] ---
    Owww... Why...
[17:17] ---
    ...will Momocchi not say she will
    give me the Nishizawa Group...?
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 1
    Try drawing
    someone
    you know!
    Something fun
    will happen,
    ku ku ♪
[17:23] ---
    'Cause it doesn't look like her.
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 1
    Try drawing someone you know!
    Something fun will happen, ku ku ♪
[17:24] ---
    Tama?
[17:25] ---
    If the drawing doesn't look enough
    alike, it won't have an effect.
[17:29] ---
    That's one of the rules of this notebook.
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 2
    When the picture looks
     too unlike the person, it is invalid.
    Ku ku ♪
[17:31] ---
    B-But...!
[17:33] ---
    And so!
[17:34] ---
    Ta-da! It Never Rains But It Spectacles!
SIGN    It Never Rains But It Spectacles
[17:38] ---
    If you wear these, you'll be able to
    draw a picture just like the real thing.
[17:42] ---
    Really?!
[17:44] ---
    However...! Once you put them on...
[17:47] ---
    ...you'll never be able to take them off.
[17:49] ---
    Ever...?
[17:52] ---
    Noooo!
[17:53] ---
    I will draw it well without
    relying on those spectacles!
[17:57] ---
    Will you now.
[17:59] ---
    And then that girl slipped back
    through the wall and disappeared!
[18:04] ---
    That's so scary!
[18:06] ---
    Good! Great atmosphere!
[18:08] ---
    One more push...
[18:09] ---
    Momocchi!
[18:11] ---
    What?!
[18:12] ---
    You must have something
    you want to say to me!
[18:16] ---
    No. I frickin' told you.
[18:18] ---
    S-So you did...
[18:22] ---
    Why... Why...
SIGN    I'll give the
    Nishizawa
    Peach Group
    to Tama-chan ♪
[18:25] ---
    I thought I drew it better than before...
[18:27] ---
    When you redraw a picture,
    you have to add color.
[18:31] ---
    That's a rule.
SIGN    How to Use Part 3 When you redraw a picture, you have to apply coloration to it. Ku ku ♪
[18:33] ---
    You just made that up afterwards!
[18:36] ---
    You can stop if you like.
[18:38] ---
    And then misfortune will befall
    the owner of the notebook.
[18:41] ---
    That's the ryule.
SIGN    I'll give the
    Nishizawa
    Peach Group
    to Tama-chan ♪
[18:46] ---
    Momocchi! Do you not have som—
[18:49] ---
    Tama!
[18:49] ---
    Piss off!!
[18:52] ---
    Wh-Why does it happen...
[18:55] ---
    You took too long to color it in.
SIGN    How to Use Part 3 When you redraw a picture, you have to apply coloration to it. Ku ku ♪
[18:57] ---
    When that happens, the rule is that you
    have to draw it while singing a drawing song.
SIGN    How to Use Part 4 If you take too long to color it in, you have to draw it while singing a drawing song. Ku ku ♪
[19:03] ---
    A draw... a drawing song?
[19:06] ---
    Well...? What will you do...?
[19:07] ---
    Do it or not. It's up to you...
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 4
    If you take too long to color it in, you have to draw it while singing a drawing song. Ku ku ♪
[19:11] ---
    I will do it! I will do it!
[19:14] ---
    Hold up.
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 4
    If you take too long
    to color it in,
    you have to draw it
    while singing a
    drawing song.
    Ku ku ♪
[19:15] ---
    Uhh, in that case, the size of the picture
SIGN    <Notice> Please make sure that the size of the picture-song-drawn picture is 96.6 meters squared ♡
[19:18] ---
    should be 96.6 meters squared,
[19:21] ---
    so make sure you take
    care of that. Okay, start!
[19:24] ---
    96.6 meters squared?!
[19:29] ---
    There we go.
[19:31] ---
    I will be God. I will be God!
SIGN    Private Tamama is here
[19:36] [SONG] ---
    Get a big potato chip,
[19:39] [SONG] ---
    And put some cookies and candies on top!
[19:43] [SONG] ---
    Put strawberries and cookies on top, as well,
[19:46] [SONG] ---
    And put a cream bread on her head.
SIGN    Tweet Tweet
[19:51] [SONG] ---
    Dangle down some popsicles,
[19:54] [SONG] ---
    Stick five bananas ALL THE WAY IN.
[20:00] [SONG] ---
    Her frilly little clothes
    prove she's a rich lady.
[20:04] [SONG] ---
    When she gets angry,
    she cannot be controlled!
[20:07] [SONG] ---
    Gigantic Momocchi is complete!
[20:12] ---
    All that's left... is the words...
[20:16] ---
    Ahhh! My precious drawing!
[20:19] ---
    Wait! Wait!
[20:26] ---
    W-Wait...
[20:29] ---
    I will be God...
[20:31] ---
    I will be God...!
[20:38] ---
    It was quite interesting.
[20:43] ---
    So, it was thanks to
    Private 2nd Class Tamama conking out
[20:46] ---
    that we were able to return to normal, sir?
[20:49] ---
    S-Seriously, though.
[20:51] ---
    It was truly a dreadful notebook.
[20:54] ---
    Or, like, terror shivers?
SIGN    Note
[20:57] ---
    Looks like I'd better get rid of this.
[21:00] ---
    I'll use it, sir!
[21:01] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[21:03] ---
    I'll practice my drawing and
    master that notebook, sir!
SIGN    Note
[21:08] ---
    That so? Then you'd better give
    these a look through first.
[21:12] ---
    Click!
[21:17] ---
    Wh-What are these?
[21:18] ---
    The rulebooks for this notebook.
[21:21] ---
    This invention is one of
    my more terrifying ones,
SIGN    ...together with the people
     who have touched the notebook.
    Ku ku ♪
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 96969696:
    If you make the notebook
    unusable by cutting it up,
     etc., then you...
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 9999999:
    If you wipe the face
    with tie-dyed fabric,
    curry smell will
    come out of the body.
    Ku ku ♪
SIGN    Legs are just for show.
    The brass doesn't
    understand things like that.
[21:23] ---
    so I built a ton of rules in,
    and ended up with this mess.
SIGN    How to Use
    Part 110110110:
    When you gain
    the designation "King,"
    you have to wear a bathrobe
    in the locker room.
    Ku ku ♪
SIGN    Rain falls only when...
[21:26] ---
    Th-These are all rules?!
[21:30] ---
    If you pick something up on the road,
    drop it off at a police station!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Fuyuki here.
[23:08] ---
    When the scent of fragrant tea olive
    can be smelled, back comes Alisa-chan.
[23:12] ---
    It seems like normally she pursues
    those who lurk in the dark around the world,
[23:17] ---
    but next time we meet, I'd better ask her
    not to wipe out all the UMAs on Earth!
[23:22] ---
    Never mind that.
[23:23] ---
    Don't hunt me!
[23:26] ---
    "Alisa vs. 'Invasion Goes Nowhere'
    Yokai, Sir!"
SIGN    No Progressss
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E186 - Alisa vs. "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    Hello! We meet again.
[01:34] ---
    Halloween is inextricably linked with the
    mass gathering of scaaaaary Western ghosts,
[01:38] ---
    but did you all know that Japan
[01:41] ---
    has lots of "yokai," which can give
    Halloween a run for its money?
[01:46] ---
    I can feel it. A very strong presence.
[01:50] ---
    There can be no mistaking it.
    They are those who lurk in the dark.
[01:57] ---
    Alisa vs. "Invasion Goes Nowhere"
    Yokai, Sir!
[02:02] ---
    Owww...
[02:05] ---
    Ow ow ow...
[02:09] ---
    You fell out of the bed again, Sis?
[02:11] ---
    My pillow wound up in a weird place
    at some point...
[02:15] ---
    That might be the work of the
     "Pillow Turner" yokai!
[02:20] ---
    Gero? A yokai, sir?
[02:22] ---
    Yeah. It's a yokai that moves
    your pillow while you sleep.
[02:27] ---
    Please stop. We have enough freeloaders
    with the aliens and the ghosts.
[02:32] ---
    So we can blame a yokai for all of
    Lady Natsumi's tossing and turning, sir?
[02:38] ---
    Well, I'm sorry if I toss and turn.
[02:42] ---
    Oh, yeah! There are all kinds of
    other stories.
[02:45] ---
    For example, if there's
    a stain on the ceiling,
[02:48] ---
    it's the work of the yokai
    "Ceiling Licker."
SIGN    Ceiling Licker
[02:51] ---
    If the house creaks and makes sounds,
SIGN    House Creaker
[02:53] ---
    it's the fault of the "House Creaker."
[02:55] ---
    Also, when a woman smiles scarily
    with blackened teeth,
SIGN    All Black Teeth
[02:58] ---
    she's a yokai called "All Black Teeth."
[03:02] ---
    Those names are all pretty straightforward.
    Not very imaginative, sir.
[03:07] ---
    Most of the yokai with
    a long history in Japan
[03:09] ---
    are rooted in the daily lives of people.
[03:13] ---
    Gero gerori.
[03:15] ---
    I can use this, sir.
[03:23] ---
    Hm? A power cut?
SIGN    No... No...
[03:26] ---
    No... No...
[03:30] ---
    Wh-Who's there?
SIGN    Nowhere...
[03:32] ---
    Nowhere...
SIGN    Invasion goes nowhere...
[03:34] ---
    Invasion goes nowhere...
[03:36] ---
    What?!
[03:38] ---
    Sh-Show yourself!
[03:41] ---
    Invasion goes nowhere...
[03:44] ---
    Invasion... goes nowhere...
[03:46] ---
    Y-You think that voice will scare me?!
[03:50] ---
    Nowhere...
[03:59] ---
    Yup. He's terrified, all right.
SIGN    Passed out
[04:02] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[04:05] ---
    An intruder?
[04:06] ---
    Yeah. I'm sure of it.
    Something was in this base.
[04:09] ---
    I don't have any records of it.
[04:12] ---
    No... I heard it clearly. Some voice that...
[04:17] ---
    Men!
[04:19] ---
    That is, very likely, the work of the
    "Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai, sir!
SIGN    "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai
[04:24] ---
    "Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai?
[04:26] ---
    Correct.
[04:28] ---
    It was during the Sengoku period.
[04:31] ---
    It is said that one commander was ordered
    by his lord to invade an enemy territory.
[04:36] ---
    However, from that night forth...
[04:38] ---
    Nowhere. Invasion goes nowhere...
[04:43] ---
    Nowhere.
SIGN    Nowhere...
[04:45] ---
    ...he began to be tormented by a yokai's voice
    that he heard night after night.
[04:54] ---
    I didn't sleep a wink again last night, sir.
[04:57] ---
    How can I concentrate on
    invasion like this, sir?
[05:01] ---
    And ultimately,
[05:02] ---
    he left this world unable
    to complete his invasion.
[05:06] ---
    And so it was that this yokai,
    "Invasion Goes Nowhere,"
[05:09] ---
    plagued not only the commanders
    of the Sengoku period,
[05:14] ---
    but even aliens
    arriving to invade Pekopon.
[05:17] ---
    In other words, the cause of our Keroro Platoon's
    invasion going nowhere is...
SIGN    "Invasion Goes Nowhere" Yokai
[05:23] ---
    ...all the fault of this
    "Invasion Goes Nowhere" yokai, sir!
[05:27] ---
    That is a pretty straightforward,
    not very imaginative name, is it not?
[05:32] ---
    Or, like, straight-up approach?
[05:34] ---
    Most of the yokai with
    a long history in this country
[05:37] ---
    are rooted in the daily lives of people, sir.
[05:39] ---
    Although that is true,
[05:42] ---
    it is not a name of which I have heard.
[05:44] ---
    Hmph. How stupid.
[05:46] ---
    Gero?
[05:46] ---
    The reason our invasion
    isn't getting anywhere
[05:48] ---
    is 'cause you never get
    your act together, dumbo!
[05:51] ---
    Try thinking a teensy bit harder
    about your excuse next time.
[05:56] ---
    But still, I wonder what the intruder was.
[06:01] ---
    I'll finish him off in no time.
[06:03] ---
    Hey, wait, wait! It's true, I tell you!
[06:06] ---
    You don't have to act like the
    whole thing is just a total lie!
SIGN    Lie
[06:10] ---
    Well... that's what it is.
[06:12] ---
    Uncle, I believe you!
[06:14] ---
    Uncle?
[06:18] ---
    Gero gerori.
[06:20] ---
    Fine. I'll make them believe,
    whether they want to or not!
[06:25] ---
    Huh? The Halloween party ended a while back.
    Are you still doing more stuff?
SIGN    For Halloween
[06:30] ---
    Yeah, something like that, sir.
[06:37] ---
    This seems great, sir.
SIGN    Complete
    Compendium
    of Japanese
    Yokai
[06:39] ---
    Master Fuyuki?
[06:41] ---
    Can I take this, sir?
[06:44] ---
    Sure, if you want.
[06:45] ---
    Thank you, sir!
[06:47] ---
    Ah, that book...
SIGN    Complete Compendium of Japanese Yokai
[06:49] ---
    Oh, I was looking up
    all kinds of things about yokai.
[06:53] ---
    I think yokai legends also served
    the purpose of teaching children
[06:58] ---
    that they mustn't lie or be lazy.
[07:02] ---
    Oho... Teaching children, sir...
[07:08] ---
    Good! It's complete, sir.
[07:11] ---
    This will teach them to belittle a legend
    passed down since the Sengoku period.
[07:15] ---
    Uhh, you thought this legend up.
[07:19] ---
    I'll teach them how fearsome the yokai
    "Invasion Goes Nowhere" can really be, sir.
[07:34] ---
    Nnghh... That woman...
[07:39] ---
    You...
[07:48] ---
    Who do you think you are,
    coming into my room?!
[07:51] ---
    Invasion goes nowhere...
[07:55] ---
    Nowhere...
[07:58] ---
    What are you eating?!
[08:03] ---
    Ungh! You are definitely not getting away!
[08:08] ---
    I got him.
[08:13] ---
    H-He is fast...
SIGN    Kululu
[08:20] ---
    Nowhere...
[08:22] ---
    Invasion goes nowhere...
[08:26] ---
    Nyo?! Curry?
[08:29] ---
    This looks tasty.
[08:32] ---
    Grub's up.
[08:38] ---
    Wh-What in the WORLD?!
[08:41] ---
    This isn't curry, it's borscht!
[08:47] ---
    Nowhere...
[08:50] ---
    Wh-Who goes there?!
[08:51] ---
    Invasion goes nowhere...
[08:55] ---
    Wh-Who are you?!
[08:56] ---
    Show yourself!
[09:02] ---
    There!
[09:08] ---
    Invasion goes nowhere...
[09:11] ---
    Tch! He's good.
[09:18] ---
    You're not getting away from me!
[09:21] ---
    Invasion goes nowhere...
[09:24] ---
    Nowhere...
[09:28] ---
    He ate my sweets... I am going to get him!
[09:32] ---
    I don't know who this guy is,
    but I'm sure going to find out!
[09:36] ---
    He showed up in front of you, as well?
[09:38] ---
    So mean...!
[09:40] ---
    Why did he never show up for me?!
SIGN    This one
[09:43] ---
    It looks like he never visited this one.
[09:46] ---
    If that guy comes every night, we'll have way
    too much on our hands to think about invasion.
[09:50] ---
    Don't tell me...
[09:51] ---
    Is this the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere"?
[10:03] ---
    Nowhere...
[10:05] ---
    Do you finally see?
    Yes, I am the yokai...
[10:10] ---
    ..."Invasion Goes Nowhere"!
[10:18] ---
    Gero?
[10:22] ---
    Huh? Lady Alisa?
[10:24] ---
    Daddy.
[10:30] ---
    Gero!!
[10:32] ---
    Wh— Keroro?!
[10:34] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[10:35] ---
    My honorable leader!
[10:39] ---
    Gero! Lady Alisa, it's not like that, ma'am!
[10:42] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, ma'am!
[10:49] ---
    I have to get this mask off quick... Gero?!
[10:51] ---
    It... it won't come off, sir!
SIGN    Tight knot
[10:52] ---
    Tight knot!
[10:54] ---
    Excuse me! Giroro-kun!
    Private 2nd Class Tamama! Help me!
[10:58] ---
    Mr. Yokai is saying something.
[11:01] ---
    L-Let him be hunted.
[11:02] ---
    Ehhhh?! Noooo!
[11:04] ---
    Hi! I'm Borscht!
[11:06] ---
    L-L-Lady Alisa! I'm not one of
    those who lurk in the dark, ma'am!
[11:10] ---
    Ah, that guy is one of those
    nasty Borschts, though, ma'am.
[11:13] ---
    Or, like, don't hunt meee!
[11:16] ---
    Or, like, karmic justice.
[11:27] ---
    And the following day.
[11:29] ---
    Ah... I did manage to get away
    from Lady Alisa somehow, but...
[11:33] ---
    ...dear me...
[11:35] ---
    Huh? You still haven't been
    able to get the mask off?
[11:37] ---
    For now... laundry, laundry.
[11:40] ---
    Oh? Lady Mom?
[11:42] ---
    Welcome home, ma—
[11:49] ---
    What happened, Sarge?
[11:55] ---
    Alisa-chan?
[11:57] ---
    Huh?! You want to stay here?
[12:01] ---
    The prey I have been pursuing
    is still within this house.
[12:04] ---
    So, we will be with you for a short while.
[12:07] ---
    Well, it's not that easy...
[12:09] ---
    Oh, let's let them stay. Mom said
    she'd be staying at work, anyway.
[12:14] ---
    Well... it looks like their minds
    are already made up.
SIGN    * Sit back when watching TV.
[12:19] ---
    Huh? Now that I think about it,
    where's Sarge gone?
[12:24] ---
    And now you can't get the mask off?!
[12:26] ---
    No matter how I pull it or do anything else,
    it's stuck like glue!
[12:30] ---
    In fact, I think it's snugger now
    than ever before!
[12:32] ---
    I'm going to get hunted by Lady Alisa again!
     I can't take much more!
[12:36] ---
    That's most likely the work of the
    yokai "Masks Don't Come Off."
[12:41] ---
    No, it is surely the doing of
    that yokai "Constant Mischief."
[12:46] ---
    Excuse me! Now isn't the time
    for jokes, you know, sir!
SIGN    Ignored
[12:49] ---
    As if those yokai exi—
[12:51] ---
    Gero...
[12:52] ---
    Could it be... that none of you believe me?
[12:55] ---
    You have fun doing that.
[12:57] ---
    I am done with this.
[12:59] ---
    Borscht is outta here.
[13:00] ---
    My honorable leader, I have no intention
    of lending an ear to further nonsense.
[13:04] ---
    I-It's really true!
    Why won't you believe me?!
[13:08] ---
    Uncle, I believe you!
[13:10] ---
    Ohh! You believe me?!
[13:12] ---
    Lady Mois, you're the only one
    I can count on right now!
[13:15] ---
    Leave it to me!
[13:18] ---
    Mimicry, disable!
[13:23] ---
    Gero?
[13:24] ---
    I just have to break the mask, right?
[13:26] ---
    N-No, wait, Lady Mois, ma'am...
[13:29] ---
    If you do that, instead of just the mask,
[13:31] ---
    my whole head will split apart...
[13:34] ---
    Armageddon! One ten-thousandth!
[13:38] ---
    Gero gero!
[13:42] ---
    A-Alisa-chan! What are you...
[13:44] ---
    Laundry.
[13:46] ---
    Well, I can tell that, but...
[13:48] ---
    Daddy said to do it.
[13:50] ---
    Well, we are encroaching on you, so I
    thought we should be of at least some help.
[13:54] ---
    Th-That's helpful, but...
[13:59] ---
    To get the stubborn stains out,
[14:01] ---
    we'll set it to heavy duty cycle.
[14:03] ---
    Heavy duty cycle.
[14:05] ---
    Who knew something so convenient existed!
[14:08] ---
    It'll rinse and spin it for us, too,
    so we just need to wait.
[14:13] ---
    Just need to wait.
[14:17] ---
    Phew. Somehow survived, sir.
[14:20] ---
    Now let's see... has Lady Alisa
    gone home, sir?
[14:25] ---
    Gero?
[14:26] ---
    Lady Alisa is helping out?
[14:28] ---
    Gero gerori.
[14:30] ---
    Perfect, sir. I'll take it easy and
    wait for all this to blow over, sir.
[14:38] ---
    Are you sure you don't mind
    handling the cleaning?
[14:40] ---
    Daddy says to do it.
[14:42] ---
    Sucking things in is my specialty.
[14:47] ---
    Daddy.
[14:48] ---
    Hm!
[14:50] ---
    What are those things?!
[14:56] ---
    Is that one of the things that
    lurk in the darkness you were chasing?
[15:00] ---
    No. It wasn't this small.
[15:04] ---
    I feel a stronger power.
[15:07] ---
    Those are those...
[15:09] ---
    Fragments of the Space Okonomiyaki
    FX Special, right, sir?
SIGN    Space Okonomiyaki FX Special
[15:16] ---
    I'm hungry, sir.
[15:20] ---
    Oh! What'a we got here?!
[15:23] ---
    A surprisin' usage of fresh
    ingredients, hoo boy!
SIGN    * Sit back when watching TV!
[15:28] ---
    I know! Let's have sukiyaki tonight!
SIGN    I love sukiyaki
[15:31] ---
    Yahoooo! Sukiyaki!
[15:33] ---
    Ah. I...
[15:37] ---
    I can't go out right now...
[15:43] ---
    Oh, wow! You're so dexterous!
[15:47] ---
    I am simply learning by example.
[15:52] ---
    Never mind...
[15:54] ---
    I'll make do with emergency rations.
[15:59] ---
    Gero! Gero!
[16:02] ---
    Gero! Gero!
SIGN    Note: You cannot eat with a mask on!
[16:06] ---
    You cannot eat with a mask on.
[16:10] ---
    Huh?
[16:12] ---
    If this continues,
     and the mask doesn't come off...
[16:17] ---
    ...could I be doomed to
    spend the rest of my life...
[16:20] ---
    ...as the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere"...
SIGN    Complete Compendium of Japanese Yokai
[16:23] ---
    ...living in the world of the darkness, sir?
SIGN    All Black Teeth House Creaker Ceiling Licker Invasion Goes Nowhere
[16:28] ---
    Please cheer up.
[16:30] ---
    Huh? Gero...
[16:33] ---
    Living as a denizen of the darkness
     is quite fun, you know!
[16:36] ---
    A... A denizen of the darkness?
[16:39] ---
    Ghosts and yokai don't have
    school or exams, after all.
SIGN    Cleaning Laundry Weed-pulling Shopping Taking out the trash Garbage sorting Tests Summer homework Winter homework Spring homework Meetings Pekopon invasion
[16:43] ---
    There are no companies or work, either!
[16:46] ---
    This... might be all right!
[16:49] ---
    I think yokai legends also served
    the purpose of teaching children
[16:54] ---
    that they mustn't lie or be lazy.
[16:58] ---
    Erk. Lying... and being lazy...
[17:03] ---
    Those certainly ring a bell.
[17:06] ---
    Okay.
[17:18] ---
    How is it?
[17:19] ---
    Good?
[17:23] ---
    This is...
[17:24] ---
    Yeah, yeah?
[17:25] ---
    A surprising usage of fresh
    ingredients... hoo boy.
[17:32] ---
    W-Well...!
[17:33] ---
    Well, you've never had it before, so...
[17:36] ---
    I guess you can't really compare.
[17:38] ---
    I-It's good.
[17:41] ---
    Daddy. One that lurks.
[17:43] ---
    Alisa-chan?!
[17:47] ---
    Too slow?
[17:48] ---
    Alisa-chan?
[17:49] ---
    Is everything okay?
[17:53] ---
    It's so sparkly!
[17:54] ---
    Who in the world...?
[17:56] ---
    Phew.
[17:58] ---
    I still can't appear in front of anyone...
[18:01] ---
    ...but from now on, let me live a proper life,
    without lies or laziness.
[18:06] ---
    The yokai "Grime Licker" did this!
[18:08] ---
    Gero?!
[18:09] ---
    It's a yokai that makes your bathroom
    sparkling clean while you're not looking!
[18:16] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
SIGN    Grime Licker
[18:17] ---
    Thank you, Grime Licker!
[18:20] ---
    But I was the one who cleaned the bath...
[18:23] ---
    It'd be really useful if a
    yokai like that existed.
[18:28] ---
    Daddy!
[18:30] ---
    Gero!!
[18:35] ---
    Sarge?
[18:35] ---
    Stupid frog?
[18:36] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[18:38] ---
    You're still wearing that mask?
[18:41] ---
    I... I want to apologize, sir...
[18:45] ---
    Wait, Alisa-chan!
[18:46] ---
    That's Sarge!
    He's not one of those who lurk in the dark!
[18:49] ---
    I know.
[18:52] ---
    We were actually chasing...
[18:55] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero.
[18:59] ---
    I am...
[19:00] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[19:02] ---
    ...the yokai "Invasion Goes Nowhere," sir.
[19:08] ---
    It has shown its true form.
[19:13] ---
    Got it.
[19:15] ---
    Looks like that mask is the problem.
[19:17] ---
    Mask?
[19:18] ---
    I see! Sarge is being
    controlled by that mask!
[19:24] ---
    I've heard of this in old stories!
[19:26] ---
    Someone who put on a mask and
    threatened people, got cursed for it,
[19:30] ---
    and couldn't take the mask off ever again...
[19:34] ---
    A story of a cursed mask.
[19:40] ---
    A-A-A-And you're saying
    that's the cursed mask?
[19:44] ---
    Gero!
[19:49] ---
    Gero!
[19:50] ---
    Daddy.
[19:52] ---
    Gero!
[19:53] ---
    Good!
SIGN    Standard Cycle Heavy Duty Cycle
SIGN    Self-wash Cycle Wool Cycle
[20:00] ---
    Heavy duty cycle. Just need to wait.
[20:09] ---
    Paper thin...
[20:14] ---
    Uncle!
[20:15] ---
    How did this cursed mask find its way in?
[20:19] ---
    To be precise, it's a space parasite
    that controls its host by attaching to its face, nyo.
[20:26] ---
    Wh-What's this?!
[20:28] ---
    What's wrong?
[20:28] ---
    A surprising usage of fresh
    ingredients... hoo boy!
[20:34] ---
    Daddy...
[20:36] ---
    S-Sorry.
[20:37] ---
    I just wanted to say it.
[20:43] ---
    I've been totally forgotten.
[20:47] ---
    A few days later.
SIGN    Scheduled Invasion Strategy Meeting
[20:51] ---
    As usual, I still can't think
    of any good strategies, sir...
SIGN    Meditating
SIGN    Eating
[20:55] ---
    We've really hit a wall, sir.
SIGN    Zonked Out
SIGN    Ticked Off
[20:58] ---
    I know!
[21:00] ---
    This must be... the yokai "Even though
    I had a whole week to think about it,
SIGN    Yokai "Even though I had a whole week to think about it, I lazed about and before I knew it, it was the day of the deadline and my panicked brain refused to come up with anything"
[21:05] ---
    I lazed about, and before I knew it,
[21:07] ---
    it was the day of the deadline and my
    panicked brain refused to come up with anything,"
[21:11] ---
    without a doubt.
[21:14] ---
    He's torscht.
[21:16] ---
    Too long!
[21:20] ---
    So, did you enjoy our tale?
[21:22] ---
    If you laze about or tell lies,
[21:25] ---
    scary, scary yokai might come
    to pay you a visit, too.
[21:27] ---
    Well, then... until next time.
[21:29] ---
    Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
SIGN    Keroro
[21:32] ---
    Noooorscht!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Minor-Part Warriors Minorangers
[23:07] ---
    If you ask me, I'm Joriri!
[23:10] ---
    My abode is a detached house with a garden.
[23:11] ---
    A single-story bungalow with two cubicles,
SIGN    I'm not doing anything
[23:14] ---
    and a huge garden complete with swings!
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
[23:15] ---
    I've got a drinks bar, too,
    I'll have you know!
[23:18] ---
    Never mind that.
[23:19] ---
    That's... a park, with a toilet.
SIGN    Gratitude
[23:22] ---
    "Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E187 - Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir! / Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    Labor Appreciation Day
[01:31] ---
    It will soon be Labor Appreciation Day.
[01:33] ---
    That's the day when we all thank
    each other for our hard work.
[01:38] ---
    Good grief.
[01:40] ---
    Office work is so laborious, sir.
[01:43] ---
    And I have to think of a strategy that
    capitalizes on Labor Appreciation Day, too...
[01:47] ---
    Oh! I know!
SIGN    Gundam models
SIGN    Appreciation
SIGN    Appreciation
[01:49] ---
    I should present the salarymen
    who hold up Pekopon
[01:51] ---
    with Gundam models in reward
    for their daily work!
[01:54] ---
    A grand operation to capture the hearts
    of those tired corporate soldiers!
SIGN    Something-or-other Station
[01:58] ---
    Wait. What part of that
    was an invasion strategy?
[02:02] ---
    I'm working so hard, my brain cells
    are starting to overheat, sir.
[02:08] ---
    Gero? Thanksgiving...
[02:10] ---
    I'm the one doing all this hard work...
[02:13] ---
    Isn't it me who should be thanked, sir?!
SIGN    Appreciation
[02:21] ---
    Keroro: Appreciate Labor, Sir!
[02:26] ---
    Everyone listening, sir?
    Tomorrow is Labor Appreciation Day!
[02:31] ---
    It is important to express thanks to
    all those people hounded by hard work, sir!
SIGN    Which
    is why
[02:36] ---
    Which is why!
[02:37] ---
    Though it is one day early, I, burdened with
    the heavy duty and daily strife of leadership,
[02:42] ---
    deserve to receive your
    expressions of thanks, sir!
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    Silence
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
[02:50] ---
    Huh? What's wrong?
[02:52] ---
    How stupid can you get?
[02:54] ---
    I'll be grateful to you once the Pekopon invasion
    is completed, and not a moment before.
[02:58] ---
    I have nothing else to thank you for!
[03:01] ---
    What are you saying?!
[03:03] ---
    Being a leader is hard work, you know, sir!
SIGN    Thank you for what you do every day ♡
[03:06] ---
    Dororo, Tamama, you both understand,
    right, sir siree?
[03:10] ---
    Gero...
[03:11] ---
    They're looking the other way.
[03:13] ---
    My wages for last month...
[03:15] ---
    ...are still unpaid, my honorable leader.
[03:18] ---
    Everyone always closes their eyes
    to Mr. Sergeant's half-baked work.
[03:24] ---
    I don't mind thanking you,
[03:26] ---
    but it'll cost you...
[03:28] ---
    Nah, I'm good.
[03:30] ---
    As for me,
[03:31] ---
    even if Uncle makes me do the work,
[03:33] ---
    I'm grateful just to have him beside me!
[03:36] ---
    Or, like, selfish lazing?
[03:38] ---
    I feel like that's not actually thanks.
[03:41] ---
    There you have it. As yet,
    I've nothing to be grateful to you for!
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader! Thank you for what you do every day ♡ Thank you, Sergeant Keroro!
[03:46] ---
    Mm. Mm. Mm.
[03:48] ---
    Gero...
[03:51] ---
    Even I...
[03:53] ---
    Even I... am doing my best!
SIGN    Thank you for what you do every day ♡
[03:58] ---
    You're all so mean!
[04:00] ---
    Stuff this leader crap!
[04:05] ---
    Ahh... He ran away.
[04:07] ---
    Dear me.
[04:09] ---
    Forget it. He'll be back by tomorrow.
[04:12] ---
    That might be too late.
[04:18] ---
    This is...
[04:20] ---
    A mountain of documents,
    just as it looks.
SIGN    Let us be grateful for our honorable leader!
[04:22] ---
    If we don't get these sorted out today,
[04:24] ---
    we might go another month without pay.
[04:30] ---
    Tch. What's with those guys?
SIGN    J #12 Park
[04:32] ---
    They don't understand
    any of my hardships, sir!
[04:35] ---
    Rassin' frassin'.
SIGN    J #12 Park
[04:38] ---
    Huh? I'm pretty sure I just saw...
[04:40] ---
    If you ask me, everyone is lost.
[04:43] ---
    Gero?
[04:44] ---
    For when you get lost, curry and rice!
[04:46] ---
    Joriri! When did you get there?
[04:49] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[04:52] ---
    Shops with bad curry will be bad,
    no matter what you eat.
[04:57] ---
    How nice not to have a
    care in the world, sir...
[05:01] ---
    Oh! Yes!
[05:03] ---
    Why didn't I realize this?!
[05:06] ---
    Please, sir!
[05:08] ---
    I want to live as freely and
    carefreely as you, Joriri!
[05:12] ---
    Please pass down the wisdom
    of how to live as you do!
[05:15] ---
    Okay? Please?
[05:20] ---
    Follow me, then.
[05:22] ---
    So? What do you normally do
    all the time, Joriri, sir?
[05:26] ---
    Do you know the saying
    "Tomorrow's wind blows tomorrow?"
[05:30] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[05:32] ---
    When the wind is blowing, it's easier
    to break records in track and field.
[05:35] ---
    Gero...
[05:36] ---
    If you ask me, shot put is the most
    plain event in track and field.
[05:40] ---
    Yet it is suprisingly difficult.
[05:43] ---
    Gero.
[05:47] ---
    Gero!!
[05:49] ---
    Hey, Joriri! Who asked you to do that?!
[05:52] ---
    And why are you running away?!
[05:54] ---
    If you ask me, the one who runs
    the fastest has the quickest legs!
[05:58] ---
    That is not what I asked, sir!
[06:08] ---
    Gero. Gero gero.
[06:11] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[06:15] ---
    Gero...!
[06:17] ---
    Is this buried gold?!
[06:18] ---
    If you ask me, money comes and goes.
[06:23] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[06:25] ---
    The prize money for the Tenkaichi Budokai
    should be spent at Chinese restaurants!
[06:30] ---
    Yahoo!
SIGN    Pot
SIGN    Pawn
[06:31] ---
    Unexpected incidental income, sir!
[06:34] ---
    Space pawn shop!
SIGN    Cash
[06:35] ---
    I'm going to have tons of fun, sir!
[06:45] ---
    Gero...
[06:47] ---
    Penniless in no time, sir.
[06:49] ---
    Wanna head back up?
[06:51] ---
    I see.
[06:53] ---
    So even if you don't have money,
     you have time.
[06:57] ---
    You have lots of friends,
    don't you, Joriri, sir?
[07:00] ---
    Meanwhile, the Keroro Platoon,
    absent of Keroro...
[07:06] ---
    It never ends.
[07:09] ---
    Where in heavens is our honorable leader?
[07:11] ---
    Anyway, for now, let's just
    all do the best we can!
[07:14] ---
    Let's do this!
[07:15] ---
    Yeah!
[07:18] ---
    Ah, Joriri, your way of life is so nice, sir.
[07:22] ---
    Freedom is the best, sir.
[07:26] ---
    Joriri! I'm going to sleep now, sir!
[07:30] ---
    Mustn't sleep!
[07:31] ---
    ...Why?
[07:33] ---
    G-Gero...
SIGN    Hard Book
SIGN    Annoying
    Book
[07:35] ---
    If you ask me, read books.
[07:37] ---
    Exam-takers don't get summers.
[07:39] ---
    Uh... it isn't even summer.
[07:43] ---
    If you ask me, keep walking.
[07:45] ---
    Three steps forward, two steps forth.
[07:47] ---
    Nightly target: 10,000 steps!
[07:50] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Pedometer
[07:51] ---
    B-By hand, sir?
[07:54] ---
    If you ask me, take cold baths.
[07:56] ---
    When it's hot, eat nabeyaki udon.
[07:59] ---
    S-So cold...
[08:01] ---
    J-Joriri... I need to use the bathroom.
[08:05] ---
    Ah? Wait a sec.
SIGN    Upstream
[08:10] ---
    Okay, go.
[08:11] ---
    Gero?! Here?!
[08:13] ---
    Don't try this at home, kids!
[08:18] ---
    J-Joriri, your way of life is...
[08:20] ---
    ...pretty hard in other ways, isn't it, sir?
[08:27] ---
    Gero? Joriri?
[08:29] ---
    G-Gero? What's this?
SIGN    Oranges
[08:32] ---
    Do you know about "day traders"?
[08:34] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
SIGN    Space Stock Market
[08:36] ---
    I eke out a living on the space stock market.
[08:39] ---
    I... see...
[08:41] ---
    If you ask me, take your eyes off it.
[08:43] ---
    That girl you loved...
    turn your head, and she's gone.
[08:46] ---
    Gero...
[08:52] ---
    Gero!
[08:54] ---
    I can't take any more of this lifestyle!!
[08:57] ---
    Ah, he ran.
[08:59] ---
    And, the following morning.
[09:01] ---
    Stupid frog!
[09:02] ---
    You were on cleaning duty yesterday!
[09:05] ---
    Do it properly!
[09:07] ---
    Cut me a break.
[09:11] ---
    Darn stuff.
SIGN    Brush Brush
[09:12] ---
    How does it always get so dirty?
[09:19] ---
    Oooh!
[09:20] ---
    It really does make you feel good
    when it's clean, sir!
[09:24] ---
    Okay! Let's work even harder, sir!
[09:27] [SONG] ---
    A new morning has come.
[09:31] [SONG] ---
    A morning of ambition.
[09:37] ---
    I feel fulfilled for the
    first time in a while, sir.
[09:42] ---
    Kero-chan.
[09:43] ---
    Gero?
[09:44] ---
    Today's Labor Appreciation Day, isn't it?
[09:46] ---
    Household chores count as a family job!
[09:50] ---
    So here's an expression of our
    gratitude for your daily work.
[09:53] ---
    Thanks for all the work you do!
[09:55] ---
    L-Lady Mom!
[09:57] ---
    Good work, Sarge!
[10:00] ---
    By now, you're the best in this house
    at cleaning, after all!
[10:04] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[10:06] ---
    Lady Natsumi...
[10:09] ---
    Thank you!
[10:13] ---
    I feel like I've understood
    the joy of hard work, sir.
[10:16] ---
    Working your hardest is a
    wonderful thing, isn't it, ma'am?
[10:20] ---
    I'm going to change my tune,
[10:22] ---
    carry out my duties in a way
    befitting a great leader,
[10:25] ---
    and work hard on that
    invasion of Pekopon, sir!
[10:28] ---
    We don't need that last part.
[10:32] ---
    Men... Sorry for all the trouble I caused, sir.
[10:36] ---
    I'll do my job as leader properly
    from now on, sir.
[10:39] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Congratulations! New Invasion Strategy Decided! Keroro Platoon
[10:40] ---
    My honorable leader!
    You have arrived at the perfect time!
[10:42] ---
    When we all did the office work
    together, it got done in no time!
[10:46] ---
    Oooh! When did this happen?!
SIGN    Admin (Done)
[10:48] ---
    And while we were at it,
    we put our heads together,
[10:51] ---
    and miraculously came up with
    a perfect invasion strategy!
[10:54] ---
    R-Really?!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Machine
[10:56] ---
    Once we start up this Labor
    Appreciation Day-exclusive machine,
[10:59] ---
    the invasion of Pekopon will be
    completed in the blink of an eye!
[11:03] ---
    Gero! Brilliant!
[11:05] ---
    This is all because we were able to concentrate
    because you were not here, Mr. Sergeant!
[11:10] ---
    Thank you, Keroro!
[11:12] ---
    Ah, really? Man, being
    thanked feels good, sir!
[11:16] ---
    ...Wait.
SIGN    ...Wait.
[11:18] ---
    What the heck?!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Machine
[11:20] ---
    Grrrrrrr! What's all this about things
    going well when I'm not here, huh?!
SIGN    Taut
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Machine
[11:33] ---
    Gero!
[11:35] ---
    And so, Sergeant Keroro learned
    the meaning of thanksgiving.
[11:38] ---
    But the road to invasion looks long.
SIGN    Shichimi
[11:49] ---
    When you all eat gyuudon, how do you eat it?
[11:52] ---
    Do you put shichimi on it,
    sesame seeds, or...
[11:56] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Gerooooooooo
[11:58] ---
    Wh-What have I done?!
[12:01] ---
    I treated myself to a gyuudon,
[12:04] ---
    and I forgot to take any red pickled ginger!
[12:08] ---
    Without the ginger,
[12:10] ---
    I feel like half the fun of
    my gyuudon time is gone...
[12:25] ---
    Gero...
[12:27] ---
    That's...
[12:30] ---
    Just then... the god of invasions...
[12:32] ---
    ...descended upon Sergeant Keroro's head!
SIGN    God
[12:43] ---
    Keroro: Fight, Minorangers, Sir!
[12:50] ---
    Good morning, men.
[12:51] ---
    Before we begin, take a look at this.
SIGN    Potato
    Chips
SIGN    Beef
[12:55] ---
    Gyuudon?
[12:56] ---
    This part.
[12:58] ---
    This flavor accentuates and highlights
    the main character known as the gyuudon.
SIGN    Red Pickled Ginger
[13:02] ---
    The ultimate minor ingredient,
    red pickled ginger!
SIGN    Parsley
SIGN    Tenkasu
[13:06] ---
    My research tells me that
[13:07] ---
    Pekoponians employ "supporting
    elements" such as this ginger
SIGN    Pickled ginger
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
[13:10] ---
    for a wide variety of foods,
    and tend to treasure them highly!
SIGN    Aonori
SIGN    Scallions
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
SIGN    Tsuma
[13:14] ---
    And so! Beginning with this ginger,
[13:17] ---
    we shall sneakily steal away these minor
    ingredients supporting the main dishes, sir!
SIGN    Potato
    Chips
[13:22] ---
    The Pekoponians,
    deprived of their enjoyment of food,
[13:25] ---
    will without doubt suffer and
    lose their will to fight!
[13:27] ---
    I see!
[13:29] ---
    For once, this strategy of yours
    seems to be on-point.
[13:32] ---
    Or, like, cogent reasons?
[13:34] ---
    Gero gerori.
[13:35] ---
    I cannot approve of this.
[13:38] ---
    To begin with, depriving a person
    of the joy of food is—
[13:40] ---
    Come on, then, Kululu!
[13:42] ---
    Need your help!
[13:42] ---
    Oh?
[13:43] ---
    Listen to me, Keroro-kun...
SIGN    Tenkasu
SIGN    Tsuma
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
SIGN    Parsley
SIGN    Aonori
[13:46] ---
    Ooh! What marvellous
    minor-character-like ingredients!
[13:57] ---
    The piquant one with the bright red body!
[13:59] ---
    Everyone's condiment, Pickled Ginger Red!
[14:01] ---
    Hyah!
SIGN    Minor
[14:02] ---
    It's green, but Blue!
[14:04] ---
    Sprinkle it on, Aonori Blue!
[14:07] ---
    Sprinkle-sprinkle!
[14:08] ---
    Not afros, vegetables!
[14:10] ---
    Eat it all up, Parsley Green!
[14:12] ---
    Bushy-bushy!
[14:14] ---
    Makes you want to dump them
    on your soba noodles!
[14:16] ---
    You're so fatty, Tenkasu Yellow!
[14:18] ---
    Smile...
[14:20] ---
    Don't forget for all your raw foods!
[14:22] ---
    Friend of your digestive system:
    Sashimi Tsuma White!
SIGN    This
[14:25] ---
    Ta-da!
[14:26] ---
    Minor-Part Warriors:
SIGN    Minor-Part Warriors
[14:29] ---
    Minorangers!
SIGN    Minorangers
[14:31] ---
    Th-They seem... pretty dull.
SIGN    Gloooooom
[14:35] ---
    Minorangers!
[14:37] ---
    Gather all the condiments from around the city
    and make those Pekoponians suffer, sir!
SIGN    Gloom
[14:41] ---
    It's impossible.
    We only have minor roles, after all.
SIGN    Depressed
[14:45] ---
    No one would probably miss us
    if we disappeared, anyway...
[14:48] ---
    That's me...
SIGN    Mutter
    Mutter
    Mutter
[14:49] ---
    Yeah, I know what you mean...
[14:51] ---
    Who cares, who cares...
[14:53] ---
    Why are they in the corner?
[14:55] ---
    It looks like their minor roles got to them.
    They're strangely self-deprecating.
[14:59] ---
    Or, like, troubles ahead?
[15:00] ---
    My honorable leader.
    For their sakes, if nothing else,
[15:04] ---
    it may be better to abort th—
[15:06] ---
    Guys, come on!
SIGN    Mutter Mutter Mutter
[15:07] ---
    Isn't this just the kind of time when
    you want to get right in the spotlight?
[15:11] ---
    I think it's a great chance for you
    to assert your presence!
[15:15] ---
    Listen to me, Keroro-kun...
[15:17] ---
    Excuse me...
[15:18] ---
    Yes?
[15:19] ---
    Green?
[15:20] ---
    I get put beside fried prawns and stuff...
[15:24] ---
    But... most people won't eat me.
[15:27] ---
    They only see me as a decoration...
[15:31] ---
    I'm a food, as well...
[15:34] ---
    I feel like crying...
[15:35] ---
    Green... You're...
[15:38] ---
    I'm just like you...
    I end up left next to the sashimi,
[15:41] ---
    and most people won't eat me.
[15:44] ---
    Everyone hates me because
    I get stuck on their teeth.
[15:47] ---
    Yes... And people complain about me when
    I come served on top of the yakisoba...
[15:52] ---
    I've been told that charging extra for tanuki soba
    is a joke because I'm just tempura refuse.
[15:56] ---
    I understand! I understand how you feel!
[15:59] ---
    How the heck do you understand?!
[16:01] ---
    I really think now's the time
    for you to all unite,
[16:03] ---
    and get your revenge on
    those Pekoponians, sir!
SIGN    Aonori
[16:06] ---
    ...Should we?
[16:07] ---
    I... want to do it!
[16:09] ---
    Me, too.
[16:10] ---
    It sounds nice.
[16:14] ---
    All right. Let's do it.
SIGN    Yeahhh
[16:18] ---
    It's like...
[16:19] ---
    Let's do our best.
[16:20] ---
    ...I have absolutely no idea
    if they're fired up or not.
[16:25] ---
    Gero gerori.
[16:25] ---
    Go, fight!
[16:26] ---
    Not quite it...
[16:28] ---
    Everyone, fight!
[16:29] ---
    Yeah, that sounds good!
[16:33] ---
    Red pickled ginger, gather!
[16:36] ---
    Aonori, harvest!
[16:39] ---
    Parsley, adhere!
[16:41] ---
    Tenkasu, collect!
[16:43] ---
    Sashimi tsuma, inbound!
[16:46] ---
    Let me explain!
[16:47] ---
    By gathering up all of their respective
    ingredients, the Minorangers...
[16:51] ---
    ...achieve pretty much nothing!
[16:53] ---
    These are all condiments!
SIGN    Plonkity-plonk
[16:55] ---
    All the condiments in the city are now here!
[16:58] ---
    I'm sure looking forward to tomorrow, sir!
SIGN    Restaurant Oba-chan Meal-Set Restaurant Oba-chan
[17:02] ---
    Oh no! We're out of parsley!
[17:05] ---
    Don't you have any red pickled ginger
    or aonori or tenkasu?
[17:08] ---
    That sucks...
[17:10] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:11] ---
    I'm sorry. We're out of tsuma.
[17:13] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Troubled
[17:15] ---
    We're receiving operation success
    reports from every area!
[17:19] ---
    Or, like, smoothly sailing?
[17:21] ---
    This time! This time, we have
    won a total victory, sir!
[17:25] ---
    The Pekoponians are wailing and suffering!
[17:28] ---
    It's not a fancy plan, but...
[17:30] ---
    ...it appears to be true that they are
    psychologically cornered.
[17:33] ---
    Not bad, Keroro.
[17:35] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[17:36] ---
    I-It looks like it's going well...
[17:39] ---
    Th-This was the right thing to do, right?
SIGN    News N
SIGN    Oba-chan Meal-Set Restaurant
SIGN    Police
    Superintendent
SIGN    The condiments disappeared!
    "Suddenly..."
[17:43] ---
    All the condiments throughout Inner-Tokyo
    have vanished suddenly, without a trace!
[17:46] ---
    The police are investigating this bizarre case,
    along with specially-formed task force...
[17:50] ---
    Ahh!
[17:51] ---
    What's wrong?
[17:52] ---
    Look, even the condiment
    in my cup yakisoba is gone!
SIGN    Sauce
[17:56] ---
    Huh?
[17:57] ---
    I don't really notice them normally, but...
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
SIGN    Aonori
[18:00] ---
    ...come to think of it, a yakisoba
    with no aonori or ginger is pretty lacking.
[18:05] ---
    These are the kinds of things
    you notice after they're gone.
[18:09] ---
    Could... this be...
SIGN    I'm not doing anything.
[18:13] ---
    "I'm not doing anything."
[18:15] ---
    I knew it.
[18:17] ---
    S-Sarge...
[18:20] ---
    STUPID FROG!
[18:20] ---
    Gero?!
[18:23] ---
    I knew this was your doing again!
[18:26] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[18:28] ---
    Honestly!
[18:29] ---
    You mustn't do things like this, Sarge!
[18:31] ---
    Well... uh... the thing is...
[18:34] ---
    Do it.
[18:34] ---
    Click!
[18:38] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:39] ---
    I won't let you interfere this time, ma'am!
[18:42] ---
    It's sad, but this is war.
[18:45] ---
    We should widen our operation
    from Inner-Tokyo,
[18:47] ---
    and steal all the aonori, tenkasu, tsuma
    and parsely from throughout Pekopon!
[18:51] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[18:53] ---
    Wh—
[18:54] ---
    What did you say?!
[18:56] ---
    What?! But I quite like parsley!
[19:00] ---
    Your sense of taste is quite niche, isn't it.
[19:03] ---
    You think? It's pretty tasty.
[19:07] ---
    Green...
[19:08] ---
    Right! Let's expand our
    area of operation, sir!
[19:11] ---
    Minorangers, move out, sir!
SIGN    Silence...
[19:15] ---
    Gero? What's wrong, sir?
[19:18] ---
    Once again! Minorangers, move out!
[19:23] ---
    Sure...
[19:23] ---
    Right...
[19:24] ---
    Yeah...
[19:26] ---
    Sorry...
[19:27] ---
    Green?
[19:28] ---
    Sorry, guys... I can't.
[19:31] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:32] ---
    Well, it's nothing...
[19:34] ---
    What do the words of someone
    as forgettable as me matter, anyway?
[19:38] ---
    Speak your mind, friend.
[19:40] ---
    It matters not whether you
    stand out or otherwise.
[19:43] ---
    You should say whatever it is
    you wish to say!
[19:48] ---
    I...
[19:50] ---
    Rather than trying to get people
    to notice me by not being eaten...
[19:54] ---
    ...even if it means they don't notice me...
[19:57] ---
    ...I think I'd be happier to have
    even one more person eat me.
[20:07] ---
    You're right. After all, we are foods.
[20:10] ---
    Leader!
[20:12] ---
    Leader!
[20:14] ---
    Now is the time...
[20:15] ---
    ...for us to stand
     in the middle of the stage...
SIGN    Center Stage
[20:18] ---
    ...and fight!
[20:20] ---
    Gero...
[20:21] ---
    What did you say?!
[20:23] ---
    Those who disturb the peace
    at the dinner table...
[20:26] ---
    We will defeat them!
[20:28] ---
    A clearly unpracticed team pose!
[20:30] ---
    How dare you mere minor characters...
[20:32] ---
    ...betray the main hero!?
[20:34] ---
    You are no zako (small fries), boys! No zako!
[20:37] ---
    Get them, my minions, sir!
[20:40] ---
    Already surrendered unconditionally!
[20:42] ---
    Gero?
[20:42] ---
    Let's do this! Minorangers,
    Magic Circle Attack!
[20:46] ---
    Yeah!
[20:47] ---
    But there's five of you?
[20:48] ---
    Release!
[20:49] ---
    Toss!
[20:50] ---
    Receive!
[20:53] ---
    Attack!
[20:54] ---
    Gero!
[21:00] ---
    Darn you...
[21:01] ---
    Minor-Part Warriors!
[21:02] ---
    Minorangers!
[21:04] ---
    Their poses are definitely off.
[21:06] ---
    Wait, who are these guys?
[21:08] ---
    D-Don't ask me...
[21:09] ---
    Nin, nin.
[21:12] ---
    You really do need red pickled ginger.
[21:14] ---
    Sis, parsley, please!
[21:17] ---
    Yes, they may have only minor roles,
    but we can't do without them!
[21:22] ---
    Incidentally, for some
    considerable time after,
SIGN    Aonori
SIGN    Red pickled ginger
[21:24] ---
    the gathered condiments became
    Keroro's staple foods.
[21:28] ---
    I don't feel like I've eaten anything.
[21:30] ---
    Too spicy.
[21:31] ---
    Too bitter...
[21:32] ---
    I've got aonori stuck on my teeth!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir.
SIGN    Invasion
[23:09] ---
    Lady Natsumi loves stuffed toys!
[23:11] ---
    On Pekopon, they're fluffy and cuddly, but...
[23:14] ---
    ...the ones on Keron are damp and sticky.
[23:17] ---
    Their moist and slimy skin
    is super realistic to the touch.
[23:20] ---
    They're cute and irresistibly huggable, sir!
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that. Do you remember Gyororo?
[23:26] ---
    "Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E188 - Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:35] ---
    Someday, we all have to say goodbye.
[01:39] ---
    Yeah...
[01:50] ---
    Bye bye... Kuu-chan...
[02:01] ---
    Nuii: Don't Throw Me Away, Sir!
[02:08] ---
    Can you hear it?
SIGN    Unlawful Dumping Strictly Prohibited
[02:10] ---
    The voices of those who are no longer wanted,
    who have been thrown away...
[02:17] ---
    Please... tell me...
[02:20] ---
    Who am I?
[02:22] ---
    Who am I?
[02:32] [SONG] ---
    Keron! Kero kero kero kero Keron!
[02:35] [SONG] ---
    Cleaning is all su-su no suck suck suck!
[02:38] ---
    I'm home!
[02:40] ---
    Welcome back!
[02:40] ---
    Welcome back, ma'am!
[02:44] ---
    What is this?
[02:54] ---
    H-Hey! Giroro!
[02:57] ---
    What are you doing?
[02:59] ---
    W-Well... I...
[03:01] ---
    I felt some kind of... bloodlust...
[03:04] ---
    Looks like... I was imagining it.
[03:07] ---
    Lady Natsumi, what's with
    the dirty stuffed toy?
[03:10] ---
    Ah, this?
[03:12] ---
    I picked her up. Someone had thrown her away.
[03:15] ---
    P-Picked it up?!
[03:17] ---
    I-It's trash, ma'am?
[03:19] ---
    I'll go throw it away,
    ma'am, right this moment!
[03:21] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[03:23] ---
    We have to get rid of
    the things we don't need!
[03:26] ---
    Otherwise the house will fill up with stuff
    and become a house of trash, ma'am!
[03:30] ---
    You have no right to say that!
[03:32] ---
    You keep lots of junk you don't need
    preciously stored away!
SIGN    Heh...
[03:37] ---
    That is all a thing of the past, ma'am.
[03:41] ---
    This morning, I was feeling that I was
    doing Lady Mom a disservice,
[03:44] ---
    so I took all of the Shonen Alphas
    that I had finished reading,
[03:46] ---
    and put them out for recycling.
[03:48] ---
    After pouring cans of coffee all over them!
[03:51] ---
    Cans of coffee?
[03:53] ---
    All over them?
[03:55] ---
    Correct! Carefully... over every page...
[03:58] ---
    ...so no one else can pick it up and read it!
[04:01] ---
    That Shonen Alpha was my possession!
[04:03] ---
    As if I'm gonna let some stranger
    read it for free!
[04:06] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero.
[04:08] ---
    Gero gero gero gero...
[04:12] ---
    Gero?
[04:14] ---
    Did I say something weird?
[04:16] ---
    Sarge... The god of books is weeping...
SIGN    God of Books
    (Imagined Illustration)
[04:21] ---
    Also the god of canned coffee.
SIGN    God of Canned Coffee (Imagined Illustration)
[04:25] ---
    Pathetic... You're so pathetic, Keroro!
[04:28] ---
    What's your problem?!
SIGN    Monster
[04:29] ---
    All ganging up on me and making me out
    to be some kind of monster!
[04:32] ---
    In the first place, you're the bad one here
    for bringing that stuffed toy in!
[04:36] ---
    I'll go throw it out right away, ma'am!
[04:38] ---
    It might be stained through with coffee!
[04:40] ---
    No! I don't want to!
[04:42] ---
    Are you trying to dirty up the room?!
[04:44] ---
    I just cleaned it!
[04:46] ---
    Stop it, Sarge. Sis doesn't want to.
[04:49] ---
    Keroro. You're wrong,
    so stop before you embarrass yourself.
[04:53] ---
    Why did you pick up
    that stuffed toy, though, Sis?
[04:57] ---
    Are there some circumstances behind this?
[05:02] ---
    Because she...
[05:04] ---
    She looked like Kuu-chan.
[05:06] ---
    Kuu-chan?
[05:08] ---
    Yep.
[05:10] ---
    You remember that when we were young,
    we were living separately for a while?
[05:15] ---
    Yeah...
[05:16] ---
    Even back then, Mom was busy with work,
[05:19] ---
    and I was often left
    alone in the house by myself.
[05:23] ---
    But I always had Kuu-chan by my side.
[05:27] ---
    A little bear called Kuu-chan.
[05:29] ---
    Here you go, Kuu-chan!
    Make sure to chew it well!
[05:33] ---
    At mealtimes...
[05:35] ---
    Kuu-chan, I love you...
[05:37] ---
    ...and bedtimes...
[05:41] ---
    I'm scared, Kuu-chan!
[05:45] ---
    ...we were always together.
[05:48] ---
    It feels good, doesn't it, Kuu-chan?
[05:51] ---
    But...
[05:52] ---
    Kuu-chan, quick, quick!
[05:55] ---
    As we spent time together, Kuu-chan
    started to get more and more worn out.
[06:01] ---
    I got her fixed every time, but...
[06:03] ---
    ...it got to the point where
    she was really beyond repair.
[06:08] ---
    So one day...
[06:15] ---
    In truth, I really didn't
    want to throw her away.
[06:18] ---
    I didn't want to say goodbye.
[06:22] ---
    But... as time went by,
[06:25] ---
    I started to forget about Kuu-chan.
[06:30] ---
    But today,
[06:31] ---
    the moment I saw this, I remembered.
[06:36] ---
    All about that day.
[06:39] ---
    I remembered that I never really wanted
    to say goodbye to Kuu-chan.
[06:44] ---
    So that's what happened...
[06:48] ---
    What a sentimental tale, ma'am.
[06:51] ---
    I guess this means you are a girl after all,
    despite all your normal behavior, ma'am!
[06:56] ---
    Well, sorry!
[07:01] ---
    I think it was... in here...
[07:05] ---
    Aha! I found it!
[07:07] ---
    Aww, this brings back so many memories!
[07:11] ---
    Who...
[07:13] ---
    ...am I?
[07:16] ---
    Who... am I?
[07:20] ---
    "Who"? Who said that?
[07:24] ---
    Am I hearing things?
[07:27] ---
    It didn't sound like that...
[07:29] ---
    Please!
[07:31] ---
    Tell me. Tell me...
[07:36] ---
    It's talking!
SIGN    It's talking
[07:39] ---
    Ah... Sis?
[07:42] ---
    Tell me. Who am I?
[07:46] ---
    You're right! It really is talking!
[07:48] ---
    Wow! This is amazing, Sis!
[07:51] ---
    It's a tsukumogami! I'm sure of it!
[07:54] ---
    Tsukumogami?
[07:55] ---
    Yes!
[07:56] ---
    Objects and vessels have long been said
[07:58] ---
    to develop souls after they have
    existed for a hundred years.
[08:01] ---
    When an object gets a soul,
    it's called a tsukumogami.
SIGN    Tsukumogami
[08:05] ---
    I don't think this stuffed toy
    is a hundred years old,
[08:09] ---
    but it must have developed a soul
    in response to your feelings!
[08:12] ---
    My feelings...?
[08:15] ---
    Can that happen?
[08:16] ---
    It can, it can!
SIGN    Aliens
SIGN    Ghosts
[08:18] ---
    Aliens, ghosts, and UMA exist,
SIGN    Tsukumogami
[08:21] ---
    so tsukumogami are perfectly possible!
[08:23] ---
    And, I mean, it is talking, after all!
[08:26] ---
    She... has a soul?
[08:30] ---
    Fuyuki, let's keep this our secret!
[08:34] ---
    I bet there'll be some kind of trouble
    if the stupid frogs find out.
[08:37] ---
    O-Okay.
[08:39] ---
    Look, it fits perfectly!
[08:41] ---
    It looks good on her!
[08:44] ---
    Who... am I?
[08:46] ---
    Kuu-chan. From today, your name is Kuu-chan.
[08:50] ---
    I'm... Kuu-chan.
[09:20] ---
    Morning the next day.
[09:22] ---
    Ahhhh... I overslept!
[09:26] ---
    Stay here and watch the house
    until I get back, okay?
[09:30] ---
    Okay. I'll watch the house.
[09:34] ---
    Morning!
[09:36] ---
    Here you are, your packed lunch.
[09:37] ---
    Thank you!
SIGN    Squidge
[09:39] ---
    Gero?
[09:40] ---
    Giroro... stuffed toy?
[09:44] ---
    Gero...
[09:44] ---
    I wonder who made this?
[09:46] ---
    It's so well-made!
[09:48] ---
    It's so fluffy and soft!
[09:51] ---
    Ooh, it feels nice!
[09:53] ---
    Aha... I bet that Giroro got jealous
    of yesterday's stuffed toy,
[09:58] ---
    and schemed to attract Lady Natsumi's
    attention by making a stuffed toy just like him.
[10:03] ---
    Well?! I'm right, aren't I, Giroro-san?!
[10:08] ---
    He's not here, sir.
[10:12] ---
    Ah! Now's not the time for this!
     I'm going to be late!
[10:16] ---
    You can have this!
[10:19] ---
    Wahhh, I'm late, I'm late!
[10:25] ---
    Sorry! Are you okay?
[10:27] ---
    P-Probably...
[10:29] ---
    Okay, let's hurry!
[10:32] ---
    See you later, ma'am!
[10:34] ---
    Oops! I can't hang around here, sir!
[10:37] ---
    I need to get moving, sir!
SIGN    Released Today
[10:39] ---
    To buy the treasure that's released today!
[10:42] ---
    Keroro, on the way!
[10:49] ---
    See you later...
[10:52] ---
    Gyorororo... gyoro.
[10:55] ---
    Gyoro.
[10:59] ---
    I overslept!
[11:02] ---
    I totally forgot that today is the
    day of the Pekopon invasion meeting!
[11:08] ---
    Ah, it looks like Sarge totally
    forgot as well, you know.
SIGN    Released Today
[11:11] ---
    He's gone to buy a Gundam model.
[11:17] ---
    Th-This is...
[11:20] ---
    That woman!
[11:21] ---
    Trying to make a cute and lovely stuffed
    toy and appeal to Mr. Sergeant, eh?
[11:28] ---
    But it will not be so easy!
[11:30] ---
    Take this and this and this!
[11:32] ---
    I won't! Let! That woman! Get! Her way!
[11:35] ---
    You woman! Do you know your place now?!
[11:44] ---
    D-Do not look at me!
[11:46] ---
    Do not look at me with
    those pure, untainted eyes!
[11:49] ---
    Do not look at me!
[11:55] ---
    Disaster, disaster, I say!
[11:57] ---
    I totally forgot about the
    invasion meeting, sir!
SIGN    Invasion Meeting
[12:00] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting,
    ladies and gentlemen!
[12:03] ---
    Gero?
[12:04] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Tama-chan!
    Lovey-dovey for Tama-chan!
[12:08] ---
    You awful woman! I love you!
[12:12] ---
    I love you, too! I love strong women!
SIGN    Invasion
[12:15] ---
    Strong women!
[12:16] ---
    Wh-What are you doing, sir?
[12:19] ---
    And when did those stuffed toys of
    Private Tamama and Lady Mois appear?
SIGN    Invasion
[12:25] ---
    Don't tell me... you've all been
    making cute dolls of yourselves,
[12:29] ---
    trying to gain popularity with the viewers?!
[12:32] ---
    Too bad. Incorrect.
[12:34] ---
    Then what the heck is all this?
[12:36] ---
    These aren't just any old stuffed toys.
[12:40] ---
    Gero?
[12:42] ---
    Sis, I'm home!
[12:45] ---
    Huh? She's still not back.
[12:50] ---
    I'm home, Kuu-chan.
[12:51] ---
    Welcome back, Fuyuki-kun.
[12:54] ---
    Hey, would you let me research you?
[12:57] ---
    I think it's not every day that
    you get to see a real tsukumogami.
[13:03] ---
    Gero?! Th-Then, these stuffed toys are...
[13:07] ---
    ...the people themselves, sir?!
[13:10] ---
    No doubt about it.
[13:12] ---
    I detected a small vital response
    from each of the stuffed toys.
[13:16] ---
    Investigated it, and bam,
    it's those very people.
[13:20] ---
    Who in the world... and why?
[13:24] ---
    Kuu-chan, I'm home.
[13:26] ---
    Welcome back, Natsumi-chan.
[13:28] ---
    Hey, do you want to go outside with me?
[13:32] ---
    The previous Kuu-chan and me,
    we were always together.
[13:36] ---
    Always together...
[13:39] ---
    Yep.
[13:40] ---
    Always, no matter where we went.
[13:43] ---
    Always, always together.
[13:45] ---
    Always...
[13:48] ---
    ...together.
[13:50] ---
    That's right.
[13:52] ---
    Always, always together.
[13:59] ---
    I loved it.
[14:01] ---
    Watching the sun set with Kuu-chan like this.
[14:05] ---
    I loved it, too.
[14:09] ---
    I... remember.
[14:11] ---
    I was always watching the sunset with you.
[14:15] ---
    You remember...? Really?
[14:17] ---
    Yeah.
[14:18] ---
    But... that's...
[14:20] ---
    Wait... that ribbon?
[14:23] ---
    Maybe that ribbon held the previous
    Kuu-chan's memories, and...
[14:28] ---
    I don't know. I don't know.
[14:32] ---
    Y-You're right.
[14:35] ---
    I doubt it...
[14:42] ---
    Ahh, I'm so hungry...
[14:44] ---
    What?! It's still not ready?
[14:48] ---
    Fuyuki was in charge of dinner tonight...
[14:51] ---
    Fuyuki!
[14:54] ---
    A Fuyuki stuffed toy?
[14:58] ---
    Kuu-chan, Giroro, Fuyuki...
[15:00] ---
    There seem to be
    a lot of stuffed toys recently.
[15:06] ---
    Th-This couldn't be...
SIGN    Kululu
[15:10] ---
    Y-Yes, this is...
[15:12] ---
    Without a doubt, this is what
    Fuyuki-kun has become, ma'am!
[15:16] ---
    I knew this was your doing.
[15:18] ---
    Gero?
[15:19] ---
    Don't play dumb.
[15:20] ---
    "I'll invade Pekopon with stuffed toys, sir!"
[15:23] ---
    I bet you thought up something
    like that! After seeing Kuu-chan!
[15:26] ---
    K-Kuu-chan?
[15:28] ---
    I'm Kuu-chan...
[15:31] ---
    The stuffed toy is talking, sir!
[15:33] ---
    Yes. Kuu-chan has a god in her.
[15:36] ---
    She responded to my feelings.
[15:39] ---
    Nope.
[15:41] ---
    There's no god in that thing.
[15:43] ---
    What?
[15:44] ---
    That's a new assassin from the Shurara Corps.
[15:48] ---
    Definitely the culprit who turned Fuyuki
    and the others into stuffed toys.
[15:52] ---
    F-For real?
[15:54] ---
    I... I don't know... I don't know...
[15:57] ---
    There's no point playing dumb.
[16:00] ---
    Now, how about you turn the brats and
    the old guys back to normal, huh?
[16:04] ---
    I don't know... I don't know!
[16:06] ---
    She's saying she doesn't know!
[16:08] ---
    Lady Natsumi, hand it over, ma'am.
[16:11] ---
    Then the truth will be known, ma'am!
[16:14] ---
    Don't throw me away... Don't throw me away...
[16:17] ---
    It's okay.
[16:19] ---
    I won't give you to them!
[16:21] ---
    Hey! Hold it, ma'am!
[16:24] ---
    Don't throw me away... Don't throw me away...
[16:27] ---
    I won't.
[16:30] ---
    Not again!
[16:32] ---
    I won't throw Kuu-chan away again!
[16:35] ---
    Don't throw me away...
[16:37] ---
    Don't throw me away!
[16:39] ---
    Don't... throw...
[16:41] ---
    ...me... a...way!
[16:48] ---
    Gero?
[16:49] ---
    Kuu-chan?
[17:01] ---
    That's... a stuffed toy
    they sell on Planet Keron.
[17:05] ---
    Even I had one when I was a little brat.
[17:08] ---
    I am Nuii.
[17:10] ---
    Papier‐mâché Nuii.
SIGN    Papier‐mâché Nuii
[17:13] ---
    K-Kuu-chan...?
[17:16] ---
    Nuiiiii!
[17:18] ---
    Gero?!
[17:18] ---
    Tch!
[17:24] ---
    Gero?!
[17:24] ---
    Oh, no!
[17:28] ---
    I am Nuii.
[17:31] ---
    Papier‐mâché Nuii.
[17:33] ---
    Kuu-chan!
[17:34] ---
    You were tricking me?!
[17:36] ---
    Was everything before just an act?!
[17:42] ---
    I am Nuii.
[17:45] ---
    K-Kuu-chan...
[17:47] ---
    Natsumi-dono!
[17:49] ---
    That stuffed toy is being controlled...
[17:52] ---
    ...by him!
[17:55] ---
    Gyorororororo...
[17:57] ---
    Gero?!
[17:59] ---
    Yes. He is a stuffed toy...
[18:02] ---
    A stuffed toy thrown
    in the dump on Planet Keron!
[18:07] ---
    But by Shurara-sama's power...
[18:09] ---
    ...he was reborn!
[18:12] ---
    And given a soul!
[18:19] ---
    What?
[18:20] ---
    Pekoponian girls
    love stuffed toys, don't they?
[18:24] ---
    That's why I had him make contact with you!
[18:27] ---
    To make it easier to get
    close to the Keroro Platoon!
[18:31] ---
    Then... Kuu-chan was...?
[18:34] ---
    Not an act.
[18:37] ---
    He is normally a pure-hearted,
    innocent stuffed toy...
[18:41] ---
    But I just need to give him an order, and...
[18:44] ---
    ...he becomes an Oshigotonin,
[18:45] ---
    and carries out my orders without question!
[18:53] ---
    Gero!
[18:55] ---
    Him next!
[18:57] ---
    Turn him into a stuffed toy,
    and rip off his Keron Star!
[19:02] ---
    Stop it, Kuu-chan!
[19:03] ---
    Nui?
[19:04] ---
    Please!
[19:06] ---
    Turn back into the Kuu-chan you were before!
[19:08] ---
    I won't let you interfere!
[19:09] ---
    Deal with that girl first!
[19:14] ---
    Kuu-chan!
[19:20] ---
    Kuu-chan...
[19:21] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[19:32] ---
    Kuu-chan...
[19:34] ---
    Curse you...
[19:36] ---
    Don't interfere, Pekoponian!
[19:40] ---
    Gyoro!
[19:43] ---
    Let me go! Let me go!
[19:46] ---
    Kuu-chan?!
[19:48] ---
    Natsumi-chan...
[19:49] ---
    I was naughty, wasn't I?
[19:53] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
[19:56] ---
    Natsumi-chan...
[19:57] ---
    Kuu-chan...
[19:59] ---
    Nuii... You...!
[20:07] ---
    Kuu-chan!
[20:10] ---
    Lady Natsumi, stand clear, ma'am!
[20:13] ---
    Don't!
[20:14] ---
    Stop!
[20:15] ---
    Stop!!
[20:21] ---
    You can't escape from the bubbles
    of my "The soap bubble flew" Gun.
[20:26] ---
    S-Still, it's surprising that someone
    like that was hidden the entire time.
[20:29] ---
    His original objective was likely
    gathering information on all of us.
[20:35] ---
    What do we do with him?
[20:37] ---
    Extract information from him,
    don't you think?
[20:40] ---
    About the Shurara Corps.
[20:42] ---
    Or, like, commence questions?
[20:48] ---
    So... you're going back?
[20:50] ---
    Yeah.
[20:52] ---
    Because you fixed my body,
[20:56] ---
    I remembered.
[20:59] ---
    I remember the one who watched
    the sunset with me on Planet Keron.
[21:04] ---
    I'll go back to my friend.
[21:11] ---
    Thank you, Natsumi-chan!
[21:13] ---
    Goodbye!
[21:16] ---
    I'm sure... you'll be able to find your friend,
[21:19] ---
    Kuu-chan...
[21:22] ---
    Listen intently...
[21:25] ---
    You should be able to hear them.
[21:28] ---
    The voices of the things you once held precious.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:42] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo.
[23:09] ---
    I am often told that I don't
    leave much of an impression,
[23:11] ---
    but in truth, it is simply that, as a ninja,
    I am cautious not to stand out.
[23:16] ---
    If a ninja stands out,
    it defeats the whole purpose.
[23:18] ---
    It is one of the techniques I have held
    since my days as an assassin,
[23:22] ---
    and it's certainly not the case
    that ever since my childhood, I—
[23:23] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:24] ---
    L-Listen to me, Keroro-kun!
[23:27] ---
    "Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E189 - Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    It's the dead of night,
    when even the plants sleep.
[01:43] ---
    Th-This is...
[02:08] ---
    Dororo... Dororo!
[02:13] ---
    Koyuki-dono...
[02:14] ---
    What happened? You looked like you
    were having a really bad dream.
[02:17] ---
    Ah... no...
[02:19] ---
    It is nothing.
[02:20] ---
    If you're sure...
[02:22] ---
    My apologies for making you worry.
    I really am fine.
[02:25] ---
    Okay, then. Good night.
[02:33] ---
    Why would I dream about such a thing now?
[02:37] ---
    I thought I had sealed that abhorrent memory
    away in the deepest reaches of my heart.
[02:44] ---
    Dororo: An Assassin From the Past, Sir!
SIGN    The 113th (Or Something) Pekopon Invasion Meeting
[02:50] ---
    Uhh, so, this time,
SIGN    Project 00
[02:56] ---
    we will execute Project 00, sir!
[02:58] ---
    In other words, we bring
    all our allowances to zero!
[03:01] ---
    A groundbreaking project in which
    we zero our wasted spending,
[03:04] ---
    and secure funds for Gundam models, sir!
[03:07] ---
    What did you say?!
[03:07] ---
    Are you serious?!
SIGN    Project 00
[03:09] ---
    Excuse me, Lance Corporal Dororo!
[03:11] ---
    Are you listening?!
[03:13] ---
    Ah... yes... sorry, my honorable leader.
[03:15] ---
    I was somewhat lost in thought.
[03:17] ---
    Grr!
[03:18] ---
    "Grr" is what we should be saying!
[03:20] ---
    Uncle, we have problems!
[03:23] ---
    An urgent letter from the
    Army HQ on Planet Keron!
[03:26] ---
    What'd you say?!
[03:27] ---
    I-It's...!
[03:30] ---
    Wh-What is it?
SIGN    Project 00
[03:32] ---
    Simply a missing persons notice, sir.
[03:35] ---
    I see.
[03:36] ---
    It says it is a notification
    of a space deserter.
[03:39] ---
    "Capture on sight," it says...
[03:43] ---
    This is about stuff happening
    all the way on Planet Keron!
[03:46] ---
    No relevance to us at all.
    No relevance whatsoever, sir!
[03:51] ---
    Th-This is... Captain Jirara!
SIGN    Project 00
[03:54] ---
    Mr. Corporal Giroro, do you know this man?
[03:58] ---
    No... we've never met directly, but...
[04:01] ---
    He's the leader of the ultra-elite
    Keron Army squadron "Assassin,"
[04:04] ---
    and is also known as the
    "Silent Slaughterer."
[04:07] ---
    An assassin of considerable skill, I believe.
[04:09] ---
    Wow.
[04:10] ---
    Sounds dangerous.
[04:12] ---
    Hey, Dororo. You should
    know him, shouldn't you?
[04:18] ---
    He was my...
[04:21] ---
    ...former... superior.
[04:23] ---
    What?!
[04:24] ---
    Uhh...
[04:26] ---
    Ah, right, right!
[04:27] ---
    So, our operation,
[04:30] ---
    I assume you're all okay with it, sir?
[04:31] ---
    Don't change the subject!
[04:33] ---
    Zero allowance is too mean, Mr. Sergeant.
[04:36] ---
    Gero?
[04:37] ---
    Y-Yes, he has a point...
[04:40] ---
    In the first place, the part about buying
    Gundam models with the money we save,
[04:43] ---
    has exactly what relevance
    to our invasion of Pekopon?
[04:45] ---
    Ahh! Honestly, you're all
    out of touch, sir!
[04:48] ---
    Listen closely: it has no relevance!
[05:03] ---
    Dororo.
[05:04] ---
    Koyuki-dono.
[05:06] ---
    You've been acting sort of strange
    ever since last night.
[05:08] ---
    I...
[05:10] ---
    I am truly glad that I came to Pekopon,
    and met you, Koyuki-dono.
[05:17] ---
    What's this all of a sudden?
[05:24] ---
    What's this?
[05:25] ---
    It's a charm.
[05:26] ---
    I was taught to make them by Mukuro
    when I was a little girl.
[05:29] ---
    When something bad happens,
[05:31] ---
    this figure is supposed to stand in for you.
[05:34] ---
    Koyuki-dono.
[05:35] ---
    You were acting strange,
    so I made it in a hurry.
[05:39] ---
    I got told off by the teacher while I was
    making it in the middle of class.
[05:43] ---
    I shall treasure it.
[05:47] ---
    Ah, a shooting star!
[05:49] ---
    What is that?
[05:59] ---
    The red shooting star
    made strange movements,
[06:03] ---
    and then disappeared in the sky
    over the Okumura Mountains.
SIGN    Sighted all around the capital region: A UFO?
[06:07] ---
    Based on its movements, some claims
    are being made that it may be a UFO.
[06:12] ---
    Huh, a UFO...
[06:12] ---
    But the veracity of this
    is as yet unknown.
[06:14] ---
    Sis, I'm going out.
[06:16] ---
    With a bag? Where are you going?
[06:18] ---
    The Okumura Mountains. To investigate.
[06:21] ---
    The UFO that was just on the news?
[06:24] ---
    Yeah. It's a short trip by train.
    I'll be back by evening.
[06:28] ---
    You really are proactive when it
    comes to occult-related stuff.
[06:32] ---
    Sheesh! I can't believe
    they won't accept my Project 00!
[06:36] ---
    Rassin' frassin', sir!
[06:37] ---
    Ah, Sarge! Do you want to
    come out investigating with me?
[06:40] ---
    Gero?
[06:51] ---
    North-northwest.
[06:53] ---
    I am certain that last night's red comet
    fell somewhere around here.
[06:59] ---
    There!
[07:02] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[07:04] ---
    You are good. I guess it's impossible
    to tail you without being noticed.
[07:08] ---
    Why did you come here?
[07:09] ---
    Dororo, aren't you hiding something from me?
[07:13] ---
    I knew it.
[07:16] ---
    Dororo?
[07:17] ---
    Until now, I have been keeping my past
    a secret even from you.
[07:21] ---
    I will tell of it now.
SIGN    Okumura Mountain Walking Trail
[07:27] ---
    Ahhh! The cold air at the start of winter
    actually feels good, sir!
[07:32] ---
    Come on, Sarge, we're not here to play.
[07:35] ---
    Oh, right you are, sir!
[07:37] ---
    Searching for UFOs, searching for UFOs!
[07:41] ---
    Unfortunately, it probably
    won't be a real UFO,
[07:43] ---
    but just a meteorite or something.
[07:47] ---
    But it's a rare trip out with Master Fuyuki!
[07:50] ---
    I'll keep that to myself, sir!
[07:52] ---
    Sarge, according to the eyewitness reports,
    it should be in that direction!
[07:56] ---
    Roger, sir!
[07:58] [SONG] ---
    An unthinkable morning is here,
[08:02] [SONG] ---
    A morning of ambition.
[08:06] [SONG] ---
    With revenge in my heart...
[08:12] ---
    We've climbed up quite a way!
[08:14] ---
    I guess I'll just...
[08:18] ---
    Ooh! Take a picture of me, too!
[08:22] ---
    Okay, I'm taking it!
SIGN    Take Photo Mode Menu
[08:23] ---
    Job well done!
[08:26] ---
    Gero?
[08:31] ---
    Ahhh! Gero!
[08:34] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[08:35] ---
    What's going on?!
[08:37] ---
    Gero...
[08:42] ---
    Th-That's...!
[08:43] ---
    What is it, Sarge?
[08:45] ---
    That's Captain Jirara! From the wanted notice!
[09:01] ---
    Hello?
[09:02] ---
    Ah, Sis? Could you call Giroro if he's there?
[09:06] ---
    Huh? Giroro? That's unusual. What happened?
[09:09] ---
    Um... Something a bit urgent.
[09:14] ---
    It was back when I was still called Zeroro.
[09:18] ---
    I was a member of a most fearsome unit.
[09:21] ---
    Assassins, right?
[09:23] ---
    Assassins indeed,
    but a particularly strong unit,
[09:26] ---
    known by enemies as the "worst case."
[09:28] ---
    Its name was...
[09:29] ---
    ...the Keron Army
    Covert Special Forces, "X1"!
[09:35] ---
    It was also called the Vampire Squad
    and the Red Assassins.
[09:39] ---
    The training there...
[09:41] ---
    ...would make your hair stand on end.
[09:45] ---
    We cut down our own allies day after day
    in order to cast away our emotions.
[09:49] ---
    Days of horrifying training
    we called "cannibalism."
[09:53] ---
    Cannibalism...
[09:55] ---
    I believe you have crossed swords with
    one of my fellows once in the past.
[09:59] ---
    You don't mean...
[10:06] ---
    Yes. Now a member of the Galulu Platoon:
    Lance Corporal Zorara.
[10:11] ---
    Ah... no... Lance Corporal Dasasa...
[10:13] ---
    No, that's wrong...
    Lance Corporal Tarere, was it...?
SIGN    Lance Corporal Zolulu
[10:16] ---
    No. It's "Lance Corporal Zolulu."
[10:19] ---
    In any case, it was a unit to be feared,
    raising soldiers of that caliber en masse.
[10:26] ---
    Captain Jirara, who was both the founder
    and the leader of that Vampire Squad,
[10:30] ---
    has come here, to Pekopon.
[10:35] ---
    And what's worse, it is as
    a dangerous lone deserter.
[10:40] ---
    It is Dororo.
[10:41] ---
    Dororo, we've got trouble.
[10:42] ---
    It looks like Keroro and Fuyuki
    are under attack by persons unknown.
[10:45] ---
    What?
[10:47] ---
    I'll be at the scene at any moment.
[10:49] ---
    Where are you right now?
[10:51] ---
    Giroro-dono, from whom
    did you receive that message?
[10:54] ---
    Fuyuki contacted us by mobile phone.
[10:56] ---
    N-No! It's a trap!
[10:58] ---
    A trap?!
[10:59] ---
    Wh...?! You're...!
[11:02] ---
    Giroro-dono. Giroro-dono!
[11:06] ---
    Koyuki-dono, you must not follow me!
[11:09] ---
    But... Dororo!
[11:11] ---
    You must not follow!
[11:15] ---
    No matter what, you must not follow...
[11:29] ---
    Curse you! Load Micro-Missiles!
[11:32] ---
    Omnidirectional untargeted salvo!
[11:41] ---
    What?!
[11:56] ---
    Clones... no, not that either...
[11:59] ---
    The technique seems to
    resemble teleportation.
[12:02] ---
    Very well. Then I will put an end to you
    in hand-to-hand combat!
[12:08] ---
    Corporal Giroro, battle cry!
[12:13] ---
    I won't fall for that!
    The real one is... behind me!
[12:19] ---
    So close.
[12:23] ---
    Th-This is...
[12:25] ---
    What?!
[12:29] ---
    You are still very much second-rate
    next to your brother Galulu.
[12:33] ---
    Giroro-dono!
[12:37] ---
    So you are here.
[12:41] ---
    Then I was too late...
[12:43] ---
    Captain Jirara!
[12:46] ---
    It has been some time, Zeroro.
[12:48] ---
    For what reason did you leave the army,
    and come here to Pekopon?
[12:53] ---
    Where are my honorable leader
    and Fuyuki-dono?
[12:55] ---
    I disposed of them.
[12:58] ---
    This place is in the sticks of the universe.
[13:00] ---
    If I erase all of you Keronians,
[13:03] ---
    there will be no one left on this planet
    who knows my identity.
[13:06] ---
    What... What are you thinking?!
[13:10] ---
    Once I erase you, only Private 2nd Class Tamama
    and Sergeant Major Kululu will remain.
[13:16] ---
    Then, on this planet, at long last,
    I will be able to live freely.
[13:21] ---
    Just for... Just for your own freedom...
[13:25] ---
    ...you did that to my leader,
     to Giroro-dono,
[13:27] ---
    and to Fuyuki-dono,
     who has nothing to do with this!
[13:29] ---
    Have you become such an unholy fiend?!
[13:31] ---
    Captain Jirara!!
[13:35] ---
    Oho. So you would draw your sword.
[13:37] ---
    But you can never beat me.
[13:40] ---
    You never know until you try!
[13:47] ---
    A new foe?
[13:48] ---
    I'll help you, Dororo!
[13:50] ---
    K-Koyuki-dono! How many times
    did I impress upon you not to follow me?!
[13:54] ---
    But...
[13:56] ---
    Assassin Super Magic:
[14:01] ---
    No!
[14:08] ---
    Koyuki-dono?
[14:10] ---
    Do...ro...ro...
[14:17] ---
    This move...
[14:18] ---
    Melting into your opponent's shadow,
    and making them into your own puppet...
[14:22] ---
    "Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Puppet!"
[14:25] ---
    Can you bring yourself to attack this girl?
[14:30] ---
    Return to your senses, Koyuki-dono!
[14:33] ---
    It is futile!
[14:37] ---
    Though I have met blades with her
    on countless occasions during training,
[14:40] ---
    I have never before faced her
    in an all-out battle!
[14:43] ---
    How swift and heavy are her blows!
[14:45] ---
    So this is Koyuki-dono's determined sword!
[14:52] ---
    What's wrong?! Why do you not
    use your Assassin Magic?!
[14:55] ---
    I am not the Zeroro I once was!
[14:58] ---
    I was born anew on Pekopon, and trained
    together with Koyuki-dono as the ninja Dororo!
[15:03] ---
    You...
[15:05] ---
    I shall defeat with my Dororo Ninja Arts!
[15:07] ---
    How laid-back.
[15:09] ---
    Koyuki Ninja Art: Ice Breaker!
[15:16] ---
    That is the reason you cannot win against me.
[15:18] ---
    What is?!
[15:19] ---
    A heart is unnecessary
    for a true murder machine.
[15:23] ---
    As long as you have a heart,
    you will never be able to beat this girl!
[15:26] ---
    I... I...!
[15:33] ---
    To become a still stronger assassin,
[15:35] ---
    you must throw away your heart as a person!
[15:37] ---
    Throw away your rationality!
[15:39] ---
    Think of yourself as a weapon
    that exists only for battle!
[15:42] ---
    Understand?!
[15:43] ---
    Even so, I will not cast away my heart!
[15:47] ---
    Then you will lose.
[15:53] ---
    At this rate...
[15:58] ---
    That's...!
[16:00] ---
    The power to move
    dimensional space as he pleases,
[16:02] ---
    and conceal himself in a planar
    space known as "shadow."
[16:09] ---
    Captain Jirara's true self is
    concealed within that shadow!
[16:15] ---
    Fool...
[16:27] ---
    I am not limited to this girl's techniques!
[16:29] ---
    Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Thread!
[16:35] ---
    And what's more...
[16:36] ---
    Koyuki Ninja Art:
[16:38] ---
    Absolute Zero!
[16:47] ---
    Embrace your beloved "heart"
     and scatter with it!
[17:00] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[17:17] ---
    So this is all.
[17:19] ---
    After renaming yourself Dororo,
[17:20] ---
    you have become a warrior unworthy
    of even second-rate, Zeroro.
[17:25] ---
    Yes... my past self, Zeroro,
[17:28] ---
    may have stricken Koyuki-dono down...
[17:32] ---
    But! This has allowed me to get closer
    to you than I ever otherwise could!
[17:47] ---
    I have finally managed to flush you out
    of Koyuki-dono's shadow!
[17:51] ---
    You...
[17:55] ---
    This charm that Koyuki-dono made for me
[17:57] ---
    took the blow for me!
[18:02] ---
    Absurd. The slightest change in alignment,
    and you would have been...
[18:06] ---
    Even under your control,
[18:08] ---
    there must have remained a trace
    of her original heart deep inside!
[18:13] ---
    When something bad happens,
[18:15] ---
    this figure is supposed to stand in for you.
[18:18] ---
    Impossible. Hearts are not so strong.
[18:22] ---
    Captain Jirara!
[18:24] ---
    It is time for us to settle this!
[18:28] ---
    Very well.
[19:14] ---
    Captain Jirara...
[19:15] ---
    You deliberately made a shallow cut...
[19:20] ---
    I have grown... tired of living as an assassin.
[19:24] ---
    Surely... you weren't intending
    to lose from the start?!
[19:27] ---
    You are the only man in this universe
    who could strike me down...
[19:31] ---
    It looks like... I made the right choice...
    coming to this planet.
[19:38] ---
    This is how it should be.
    With my death, I shall finally be...
[19:43] ---
    ...free...
[19:58] ---
    Gero!
[20:00] ---
    Gero!
[20:03] ---
    Fuyuki-dono! My leader! Giroro-dono!
[20:06] ---
    Wh-Where are we?
[20:08] ---
    What the heck happened, sir?
[20:10] ---
    I was suddenly sucked into this
    bright red thing, and then...
[20:14] ---
    Hey, Dororo!
[20:15] ---
    Where's the enemy?! Where's Captain Jirara?!
[20:18] ---
    Th-That's right!
[20:21] ---
    Come out, sir! Then go away, sir!
[20:23] ---
    It is... over now.
[20:25] ---
    What...?
[20:26] ---
    At last.
[20:38] ---
    I...
[20:40] ---
    I am truly glad that I came to Pekopon,
    and met you, Koyuki-dono.
[20:46] ---
    Dororo...
[20:51] ---
    Assassins...
[20:53] ---
    They are soldiers of misfortune,
    doomed to a sad fate.
[20:58] ---
    Dororo once again gave thanks to this green
    Pekopon, for saving him from that fate.
[21:07] ---
    He is still green himself...
[21:14] ---
    But... with this, I am now free.
[21:17] ---
    The scant remainder of my life,
[21:19] ---
    I will live silently, on some other planet.
[21:23] ---
    I have started to think about once again
    taking back that thing you call a heart.
[21:29] ---
    I thank you, Dororo...
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
    Birthday Special?
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    December 9th is my birthday!
SIGN    Weapons Department
[23:11] ---
    Oh, they're great no matter how old
    you get, aren't they, birthdays!
[23:14] ---
    I can't wait for my birthday!
[23:17] ---
    How many candles
    will I light on my birthday?!
[23:19] ---
    Never mind that! I wonder if they'd
    make it a national holiday?
[23:23] ---
    "Giroro: Objective Present, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!"
SIGN    Wha
SIGN    Weapons Department
[23:29] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E190 - Giroro: Objective Present, Sir! / Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:31] ---
    December 9th. This day has a special meaning.
[01:35] ---
    That's right. It's...
[01:39] ---
    ...my birthday, sir!
[01:42] ---
    This year, I'm having a grand, lavish,
    unprecedented party all across the universe!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro
    Birthday Special?
[01:47] ---
    I think I'll make this show into the
    Sergeant Keroro Birthday Special, too!
[01:51] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[01:54] ---
    But before that...
[01:55] ---
    Gero?
[01:56] ---
    Giro... giro giro giro giro...
SIGN    One Day in November
SIGN    Poem Corner
    Birthday Commemoration
    623 Radio
    Radio Inner-Tokyo
    Inner-Tokyo
[01:59] ---
    All right. Now I just have
    to put it in the mailbox.
[02:03] ---
    I feel good about this.
[02:06] ---
    If this poem is read on the air...
[02:09] ---
    Next up is a poem written by a resident
    of Inner-Tokyo, pen name Giroppe-san.
[02:13] ---
    Natsumi, this poem
[02:16] ---
    is a birthday present to you.
[02:20] ---
    For my birthday present, you wrote
    a poem that'll be read on 623 Radio?
[02:25] ---
    Thank you, Giroro!
SIGN    2 Natsumi's Birthday! 9 Stupid Frog
[02:33] ---
    That's right. December 2nd
    is Natsumi-chan's birthday.
[02:40] ---
    Giroro: Objective Present, Sir!
[02:47] ---
    That wraps up tonight's edition of 623 Radio.
[02:50] ---
    Be sure to tune in again next week!
SIGN    Huh?
[02:52] ---
    Hey! What happened?!
[02:54] ---
    What about my poem?!
    What happened to my poem?!
[02:58] ---
    He ended the show
    without reading my poem!
[03:03] ---
    N-Natsumi?
[03:06] ---
    How could you, Giroro?
[03:09] ---
    It's my birthday...
[03:11] ---
    ...and you didn't get me a present...
[03:13] ---
    No, that's not true!
[03:16] ---
    Never mind!
[03:18] ---
    We're through!
[03:20] ---
    Natsumi!
[03:27] ---
    I-It was a dream?
[03:30] ---
    I... I see. It's possible that
    he won't read my poem.
[03:39] ---
    This is the biggest department store
    in the underground alien city.
[03:50] ---
    A missile launcher would be good...
[03:53] ---
    Or maybe a rifle...
[03:56] ---
    A beam saber...
    They've got all the new models.
[04:01] ---
    A portable beam saber,
    the perfect present for her!
[04:04] ---
    It has a strap, a mail function, can be used
    as a wallet, has a built-in 1 seg tuner,
[04:07] ---
    and it comes in a variety of colors.
[04:10] ---
    There are that many variations
    with beam sabers these days?
[04:13] ---
    That's ridiculous. But still...
[04:16] ---
    It's so cute!
[04:20] ---
    What do you think? I couldn't decide
    between that and a sniper rifle.
[04:23] ---
    No, a new beam saber is
    exactly what I wanted!
[04:27] ---
    It's light, it's a cute color,
[04:29] ---
    and with the wallet and TV functions,
    it's really convenient, too!
[04:32] ---
    Thanks! You're so thoughtful, Giroro!
[04:38] ---
    I see. This may be the way to go...
[04:40] ---
    Giroro-san!
[04:42] ---
    M-Mois...
[04:44] ---
    What are you doing?
[04:45] ---
    Or, like, looking shady?
[04:47] ---
    Ah... just some shopping...
    What are you doing here?
[04:50] ---
    I'm looking for a birthday present for Uncle.
[04:53] ---
    Or, like, formal event?
[04:55] ---
    I see. Keroro's birthday
    is coming soon, too.
[04:58] ---
    "A perfect present for her..."
[05:02] ---
    Even though an average girl wouldn't know
    what to do with something like this.
SIGN    Wha
SIGN    Weapons Department
[05:07] ---
    I would doubt the taste of anyone who
    gave this as a present, you know?
[05:11] ---
    Or, like, doubtful counsel?
[05:13] ---
    R-Right...
[05:15] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
     Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
SIGN    Great Bargains!
[05:25] ---
    What should I do?
[05:27] ---
    What would please Natsumi?
[05:30] ---
    Flowers?
[05:33] ---
    No! Flowers are too simple!
[05:36] ---
    Really?
[05:37] ---
    A ring?!
[05:39] ---
    Could I be that frank?!
[05:42] ---
    Doubtful...
[05:43] ---
    Then...
[05:45] ---
    Are you knitting a scarf?
SIGN    Fret Fret Fret Fret
[05:50] ---
    Like I know how to knit a scarf?!
[06:01] ---
    A birthday present...
[06:03] ---
    A birthday present, huh?
[06:06] ---
    Yeah.
[06:06] ---
    I heard if you give a certain cell phone strap
    to the girl you like, she'll fall in love with you!
[06:10] ---
    So I gave it to Ami-tan, the
    Greenearlysummerainian, as a present.
[06:13] ---
    ...What?
[06:13] ---
    So what happened?
[06:15] ---
    It worked perfectly!
[06:16] ---
    We're dating!
[06:18] ---
    Seriously?! Lucky!
[06:20] ---
    A cell phone strap
    that acts like a love potion?
SIGN    If you give this
    to the girl you like,
    she'll fall in love
    with you... maybe.
[06:31] ---
    "If you give this to the girl you like,
    she'll fall in love with you... maybe."
[06:37] ---
    This, huh?
[06:38] ---
    There's just one left!
    I'll give it to Natsumi...
SIGN    Viper (Young Man)
[06:46] ---
    Viper (young man).
[06:47] ---
    You're a Keronian!
[06:49] ---
    Don't tell me you...
[06:51] ---
    Are you here to...
[06:54] ---
    It seems we have the same objective.
[06:57] ---
    And it seems neither one of us
    is willing to back off.
[07:02] ---
    Then...
[07:03] ---
    Just what I was hoping for!
[07:18] ---
    Snot-nosed punk!
[07:30] ---
    We shouldn't be fighting here! Follow me!
[07:32] ---
    This should be interesting!
[07:56] ---
    No hard feelings.
[07:58] ---
    None at all.
[08:10] ---
    Game over. Go home and cry yourself to sleep.
[08:18] ---
    Natsumi...
[08:21] ---
    For me? I'm so happy!
[08:25] ---
    Thank you, Giroro!
[08:29] ---
    I'm not done yet...
[08:32] ---
    What?!
[08:33] ---
    That strap...
[08:35] ---
    ...is mine!
[08:37] ---
    I-It can't be!
[08:40] ---
    This is Sparta!
[08:57] ---
    Wasted too much time...
[09:05] ---
    It's not worth crying about.
[09:07] ---
    Darn it! Darn it!
[09:10] ---
    Even though... Even though
    it was my last chance...
[09:13] ---
    Last chance? What are you talking about?
[09:16] ---
    I've been in love with
    a girl for eight years.
[09:22] ---
    She was my best friend.
[09:24] ---
    But she didn't realize how I felt,
[09:26] ---
    and I couldn't tell her because I was
    afraid it would destroy our relationship.
SIGN    Her
[09:31] ---
    We'll always be friends, right?
SIGN    Me
[09:33] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[09:35] ---
    And then she got interested in a man.
[09:39] ---
    All I could do was cheer her on.
[09:42] ---
    I acted as a go-between,
    until their love came to fruition.
[09:46] ---
    She seemed happy.
SIGN    Heh
SIGN    Squeeze
[09:49] ---
    But then she broke up with him the other day.
[09:53] ---
    Thinking this was my only chance,
    I came here to buy that strap!
[09:59] ---
    Tch! I just shared an embarrassing story,
    with you of all people.
[10:09] ---
    I said, you take it!
[10:11] ---
    Nah.
[10:12] ---
    I've never met a guy nice as you before.
    You take the strap.
[10:15] ---
    No, go ahead.
[10:17] ---
    No, you go ahead!
[10:18] ---
    No, you!
[10:19] ---
    No, you!
[10:20] ---
    No, you...
[10:21] ---
    No, you!
[10:22] ---
    You're stubborn!
[10:24] ---
    You're the one who needs this strap!
[10:26] ---
    What are you talkin' about? This is
    proof of my friendship! So you take it!
SIGN    Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret Fret
[10:30] ---
    Sheesh, you Millennials!
[10:33] ---
    I said I'd let you have it!
[10:35] ---
    What are you goin' on about?!
[10:37] ---
    Call me Count!
[10:39] ---
    This is why you Vipers
    are a pain in the neck!
[10:43] ---
    What's that?! You dare speak
    to me that way, Keronian?!
[10:48] ---
    If you want to settle this, I'll settle it!
[10:50] ---
    That's what I hoped you'd say.
[10:52] ---
    This, please!
[10:54] ---
    Or, like, prayer granted?
[10:57] ---
    Thank you.
[10:58] ---
    Wha...?!
[11:00] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[11:04] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
     Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
[11:07] ---
    The path to finding a present
    is a steep one.
[11:10] ---
    And the path to love
    is even steeper and never-ending.
[11:16] ---
    Better luck next time.
[11:17] ---
    Yeah, yeah. More importantly,
[11:19] ---
    the second half is my
    birthday special at last, sir!
SIGN    Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
SIGN    Happy Birthday
SIGN    Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
[11:33] ---
    All right. Everything is ready, sir.
[11:36] ---
    And now Sergeant Keroro's
    birthday party will begin...
SIGN    Gero Gero Gero Gero
[11:40] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[11:46] ---
    Keroro's Huge Birthday Party, Sir!
[11:51] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
SIGN    Happy Birthday Sergeant Keroro
[11:53] ---
    ...is what I'd like to say...
[11:55] ---
    Gero?
[11:56] ---
    but wait just a little longer. Sorry.
[11:59] ---
    Gero? Now what...?
SIGN    December 2nd
[12:04] ---
    I finally got a present for her...
[12:07] ---
    Everything is ready.
[12:09] ---
    Giroro!
[12:11] ---
    I'm going to do a little shopping
    as I break this in.
[12:14] ---
    You need anything?
[12:16] ---
    No, not especially.
[12:17] ---
    Mr. Sergeant, today is Natchi's birthday.
[12:21] ---
    We have to get back soon.
[12:23] ---
    I heard Lady Natsumi won't
    be home 'til later tonight.
[12:27] ---
    More importantly,
    we've got my birthday party!
[12:32] ---
    A nonchalant appeal.
[12:34] ---
    She'll be home late?
[12:36] ---
    W-What does that mean?
[12:38] ---
    It's her birthday today, isn't it?
[12:43] ---
    Yes!
[12:44] ---
    Yeah! Perfect!
[12:45] ---
    Good job!
[12:47] ---
    She could be training harder than normal
    today because it's her birthday...
[12:51] ---
    No, no way.
[12:52] ---
    Don't tell me she's not going
    to have a birthday party.
[12:57] ---
    Natsumi!
[12:58] ---
    Welcome home, Mom.
[13:00] ---
    You didn't have work today?
[13:02] ---
    I finished faster than expected.
[13:04] ---
    By the way, where's Natsumi?
    Did she go out already?
[13:06] ---
    Yeah. Sis said she'd be home late.
[13:10] ---
    Oh?
[13:11] ---
    Then she'll have a party when
    she gets back... is the idea?
[13:16] ---
    Well, then like she said,
    we won't have a party.
[13:18] ---
    Can't help it.
[13:20] ---
    W-What?!
[13:21] ---
    W-Why aren't they having one?
[13:23] ---
    Even though birthdays
    only come around once a year!
[13:26] ---
    Um... Your weapon is smoking.
SIGN    Fret Fret Fret Fret
[13:29] ---
    S-Still... where the heck did Natsumi go?
[13:32] ---
    But it's unusual for her to go out
    on her birthday, you know?
[13:36] ---
    Well, she's around that age.
[13:39] ---
    For her birthday,
    she wants to go out somewhere
[13:41] ---
    and spend it with her friends.
[13:43] ---
    I... I see... Friends...
SIGN    Friend
[13:48] ---
    What?!
[13:50] ---
    Please don't let it be that woman...
[13:53] ---
    Fuyuki-dono!
[13:54] ---
    Dororo.
[13:55] ---
    Have you see Koyuki-dono?
[13:58] ---
    She said she was going out
    early this morning.
[14:01] ---
    Then they are...
[14:03] [SONG] ---
    Good, good day. Special birthday.
[14:12] ---
    Natsumi-san, happy birthday!
[14:13] [SONG] ---
    Let's celebrate this special day!
[14:15] ---
    Thank you, Koyuki-chan!
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub Rub
[14:20] ---
    Gimme a break!
[14:29] ---
    Are you okay?
[14:31] ---
    You're not with Natsumi?
[14:34] ---
    Nope.
[14:35] ---
    I didn't want to be in her way today.
[14:37] ---
    Be in her way?
[14:39] ---
    Dororo! There you are!
[14:41] ---
    In her way?
[14:43] ---
    Then Natsumi is...
[14:44] ---
    ...somewhere with someone?!
[14:47] ---
    Today the hawk chick...
[14:49] ---
    ...stood up by itself!
[14:50] ---
    Is that right?
[14:51] ---
    Huh. Show it to me next time.
SIGN    Anguish
    Anguish
    Anguish
    Anguish
[14:55] ---
    Who is she with? Where is she?
[14:58] ---
    Who is she with? Where is she?
[14:58] ---
    Oh, boy!
[15:00] ---
    I'd better clean the cab.
[15:03] ---
    Even idling is expensive.
[15:05] ---
    By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
    how do Pekoponians around Natchi's age
[15:09] ---
    like to spend their birthdays?
[15:11] ---
    Good question...
[15:13] ---
    Pekoponians around that age
[15:15] ---
    probably want to celebrate it
    with the opposite sex.
[15:18] ---
    The opposite sex?!
SIGN    Opposite Sex
[15:20] ---
    In this case, the opposite sex would be male.
SIGN    Male
[15:24] ---
    There are plenty of members of
    the opposite sex right here.
[15:27] ---
    Nobody decent, though.
[15:30] ---
    I... I don't want to think about it...
[15:35] ---
    ...but he's a male, too!
[15:37] [SONG] ---
    Good, good day. Special birthday.
[15:46] ---
    Happy birthday, Natsumi-chan.
[15:47] [SONG] ---
    Let's celebrate this special day!
[15:48] ---
    Thank you, Saburo-senpai!
SIGN    Fret Fret Fret Fret
[15:55] [SONG] ---
    Like that day in class, when my gag
    cracked everyone up for the first time.
[15:56] ---
    Here's your present.
[15:58] ---
    This is just what I wanted!
[16:04] ---
    Yay!
[16:05] [SONG] ---
    Meeting you was like a miracle
    and an electric shock.
[16:06] ---
    You sank my battleship!
[16:08] ---
    All right! One more shot!
[16:11] ---
    Fire!
[16:12] ---
    You got me!
SIGN    Battleship
    Game
[16:14] ---
    Natsumi... I have a present...
[16:22] ---
    I... I'm not giving in!
SIGN    Rub Rub Rub Rub
[16:26] ---
    Well, that being said,
[16:28] ---
    having a party with a lot of people
    is the proper thing to do.
[16:33] ---
    Incidentally, I believe
    Keronians around my age
[16:35] ---
    love to celebrate their
    birthdays with a bang.
SIGN    Remember My Birthday!
[16:39] ---
    Again, the casual appeal.
[16:41] ---
    Put him out! Put him out!
[16:45] ---
    Since it's come to this...
SIGN    Kululu
[16:51] ---
    I normally wouldn't be caught dead
    asking him for a favor,
[16:54] ---
    but I'm out of options.
[16:56] ---
    But still...
[16:59] ---
    Saburo's location?
[17:01] ---
    Oh, this is just for Pekoponian
    biological research.
[17:04] ---
    It's definitely not a personal matter!
[17:06] ---
    No, it's plenty personal.
[17:09] ---
    You want me to tell you?
[17:10] ---
    Yeah, please!
[17:12] ---
    I refuse!
[17:13] ---
    What?!
[17:14] ---
    Not for free...
[17:20] ---
    Then what do you want in trade?
[17:24] ---
    If you eat three plates of this
    and bark, I'll tell you.
[17:27] ---
    Wha...?! I can't do that!
[17:30] ---
    I was an idiot for even asking you!
[17:33] ---
    Mail from Saburo!
[17:38] ---
    It sounds like he's having fun right now.
[17:45] [SONG] ---
    Good, good day. Special birthday.
[17:47] ---
    Apples and honey.
[17:49] ---
    We have Hayashi rice, too.
[18:01] ---
    If you eat three plates...
SIGN    Bam
[18:06] ---
    I did it! Now we have a deal!
[18:10] ---
    I'm impressed, Senpai.
[18:12] ---
    But unfortunately, I don't know where he is!
[18:15] ---
    Wha...?!
[18:20] ---
    You got me...
[18:21] ---
    Consider that a warning shot.
[18:24] ---
    I... I know where Hinata Natsumi is...
[18:38] ---
    Hinata Natsumi is at a fish curry place.
    Do you know it?
[18:45] ---
    Natsumi!
[18:51] ---
    Natsumi-chan...
[18:52] ---
    Saburo-senpai...
[18:53] ---
    That son of a...!
[18:55] ---
    The two of them, celebrating her birthday...
[18:58] ---
    I won't let this happen.
[18:59] ---
    I won't let him do it!
SIGN    Chez Woof
[19:02] ---
    Kululu said "fish curry,"
    but it's really a fancy cafe.
[19:09] ---
    Natsumi...
[19:12] ---
    Natsumi!
[19:14] ---
    What's going on?
SIGN    623 Radio
[19:20] ---
    Jeez! What the heck is wrong with you?!
[19:23] ---
    Where's Saburo?! I'm going to
    have it out with him right here!
[19:27] ---
    Saburo-senpai isn't here!
[19:31] ---
    Go ahead and have a seat.
[19:33] ---
    O-Okay...
[19:38] ---
    I-I see. It was all a big
    misunderstanding on my part.
SIGN    623 Radio
[19:45] ---
    Well, let's start another 623 Radio
    location broadcast special!
[19:49] ---
    All of you are here by special invitation,
    since it's your birthday this week.
[19:55] ---
    So? What did you come here for?
[19:58] ---
    Oh, it's just for Pekoponian
    biological research.
[20:01] ---
    Whatever. Let's listen together.
[20:05] ---
    Fine. I'll listen with you.
[20:08] ---
    W-Well, at least he isn't here...
[20:10] ---
    And in the end...
[20:13] ---
    Despite all of his worries, he was able
    to spend Natsumi-chan's birthday with her.
[20:18] ---
    The first poem of the evening
[20:20] ---
    is from an Inner-Tokyo resident,
    pen name Giroppe.
[20:24] ---
    This is the birthday climax!
[20:26] ---
    I'll begin reading.
[20:31] ---
    "You are my lance corporal.
[20:33] ---
    You crawl along to my position."
[20:36] ---
    "You are my lance corporal.
SIGN    You are my lance corporal. You crawl along to my position.
[20:39] ---
    You crawl along to my position."
[20:42] ---
    W-What do you think of this poem, Natsumi?
[20:49] ---
    What is this weird poem?
[20:52] ---
    Oh... i-it... uh...
SIGN    Silence
SIGN    Chez Woof
[20:59] ---
    Giroro?!
[21:00] ---
    He ran away!
[21:04] ---
    Giro!
[21:07] ---
    Anyway, that was Lance Corporal Giroro,
     tilting at windmills again.
[21:12] ---
    Why?!
SIGN    Natsumi & Sergeant Keroro Happy Birthday
[21:13] ---
    Thank you for your patience!
    Sergeant Keroro's birthday party!
[21:18] ---
    Happy birthday!
[21:20] ---
    Thank you, everyone!
SIGN    December 9th
[21:21] ---
    You're making me feel bashful.
[21:24] ---
    Although...
[21:26] ---
    In the end, it was a joint
    birthday party with Natsumi-chan.
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro's Grand Birthday Party The End
[21:33] ---
    You can rub it in my face better than that!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
SIGN    Pet Pet Pet Pet
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    The other day, the secret base's
    fire detector malfunctioned,
[23:12] ---
    and I shut it off in a hurry,
[23:13] ---
    but I was surprised when several
    space fire trucks came zooming in.
SIGN    Invader
    Cleaning
[23:16] ---
    Everyone, be careful of fires, sir!
[23:19] ---
    That aside, don't make me pay a fine!
SIGN    Superior Plastic Model Lord
[23:23] ---
    "Keroro: That Guy and the
    Lullaby Legend, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E191 - Keroro: That Guy and the Lullaby Legend, Sir! / Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:39] ---
    Gero gero...
[01:42] ---
    I've finally perfected it.
[01:47] ---
    With this finishing touch, even conquering
    the universe becomes possible.
[01:52] ---
    M-Maybe that's a new military
    weapon for the invasion?
[01:56] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero!
[01:58] ---
    I'll get you this time...
[02:00] ---
    ...stubborn dust!
[02:03] ---
    That's just a vacuum cleaner...
SIGN    Vacuum
[02:08] ---
    Keroro: That Guy and the
    Lullaby Legend, Sir!
SIGN    Urgent Matter About the machine known as a vacuum cleaner
[02:14] ---
    Urgent matter. About the machine
    known as a vacuum cleaner...
[02:18] ---
    Merely a vacuum cleaner.
    It's only a vacuum cleaner.
SIGN    Mr. Sergeant Keroro
[02:21] ---
    Certainly, in the course of my business,
[02:23] ---
    I've ridden all manner of machines.
[02:26] ---
    But! However!
SIGN    However!
[02:28] ---
    I would call this old-fashioned machine,
SIGN    Pet Pet Pet Pet
[02:30] ---
    which shares in my joys and
    sorrows, a true partner.
[02:35] ---
    Stupid frog!
[02:37] ---
    It's your turn to clean today!
[02:39] ---
    No slacking off! Do a good job!
[02:44] ---
    Already, the order to deploy!
[02:51] ---
    All right, let's go, partner!
[02:57] ---
    My machine roars as it sucks up dust...
SIGN    Invader
[03:01] ---
    You're an invader, aren't you?
[03:01] ---
    6,600 times more powerful than before!
SIGN    Invader
    Cleaning
[03:03] ---
    Should you really be cleaning the house
    like there's nothing better to do?
[03:06] ---
    It may be old-fashioned,
[03:08] ---
    but it's still on active duty.
[03:10] ---
    Right, partner?
[03:14] ---
    Okay, what's next?
[03:15] ---
    It sounds like Kero-chan's in a
    good mood again when he's cleaning.
[03:20] ---
    Does Lady Mom have a day off today?
SIGN    Brand New Model
    Sucking Eco-kun
[03:23] ---
    Come to think of it,
    the vacuum Kero-chan uses
[03:25] ---
    is getting pretty old.
    I'm thinking about getting a new one.
[03:31] ---
    It looks like he can still use it,
    so wouldn't that be a waste?
[03:34] ---
    I agree, but the new ones save on electricity
[03:38] ---
    and are much easier to use.
[03:43] ---
    That's the way it goes.
[03:46] ---
    Buy... a new one...
[03:50] ---
    Geroppa!
SIGN    Partner
[03:53] ---
    Partner of my heart!
[03:56] ---
    W-Why?! Why?!
SIGN    Buy a New One?!!
[04:04] ---
    Since it's come to this...
[04:07] ---
    ...I'll increase your power yet again,
    so they get the message
[04:11] ---
    that you can fight another ten years, sir!
[04:20] ---
    What's going on here?!
[04:24] ---
    I'm trying to steer,
    but it's got a mind of its own!
[04:27] ---
    I'm probably the only one who
    can tame this bucking bronco!
[04:32] ---
    Observe!
[04:34] ---
    This is the legendary...
[04:36] ---
    ...polygon cornering!
[04:44] ---
    What are you doing, stupid frog?
[04:47] ---
    Isn't it obvious?
[04:49] ---
    I'm cleaning!
[04:50] ---
    Between the noise and that smoke,
    you're becoming a neighborhood nuisance!
[04:54] ---
    Noise? Smoke?
[04:58] ---
    This machine is still a
    very active living legend.
[05:01] ---
    To prove that to you,
[05:03] ---
    I, the Tuner from Hell,
[05:05] ---
    made a few slight modifications.
[05:08] ---
    This vacuum cleaner
SIGN    Tuning Up a Vacuum Cleaner
[05:10] ---
    is crazy about cleaning now!
[05:17] ---
    Quit talking nonsense and
    change it back to the way it was!
[05:20] ---
    We don't need ridiculous
    modifications like that!
SIGN    Kerofuki
[05:27] ---
    Ridiculous... Ridiculous...
SIGN    Ridiculous
    Ridiculous
    Ridiculous
[05:30] ---
    Ridiculous... Ridiculous...
[05:33] ---
    Am I being ridiculous?
SIGN    Ridiculous
    Ridiculous
    Ridiculous
    Ridiculous
[05:35] ---
    Am I... Am I ridiculous?
[05:37] ---
    I'm ridiculous?
[05:39] ---
    After the sergeant's beloved machine was
    insulted, he became angry, offender or not.
[05:46] ---
    Yeah, that's right!
[05:48] ---
    Everything I do is ridiculous!
    What about it?!
[05:52] ---
    I'm desperately trying to live,
    just like weeds do!
[05:57] ---
    W-What are you...?
[06:01] ---
    What does it mean to be alive?!
[06:04] ---
    Don't!
[06:07] ---
    Don't what?!
[06:09] ---
    Stop it!
[06:11] ---
    Stop what?!
[06:13] ---
    Gebo!
[06:17] ---
    Gero...
[06:22] ---
    I... won...
[06:24] ---
    ...against Lady Natsumi.
[06:27] ---
    Yahoo!
[06:29] ---
    Partner of my heart! You were grand!
[06:34] ---
    We're the strongest legend!
SIGN    Strongest Legend
[06:37] ---
    This coincidental win spurred
    the sergeant on to terrorize...
[06:41] ---
    Fuyuki-kun.
[06:43] ---
    Giroro.
[06:44] ---
    Tamama.
[06:45] ---
    Whee!
[06:46] ---
    Even Kululu!
[06:47] ---
    Kero!
[06:51] ---
    Hey, partner...
[06:54] ---
    No matter where we go, no matter
    what kind of garbage we encounter,
[06:58] ---
    if we're in the mood,
    we can still suck it all up.
[07:04] ---
    Nobody can stop us now, sir!
[07:09] ---
    Dust, bulky waste,
[07:11] ---
    we'll suck it all up!
[07:13] ---
    Stop this, Sarge! What's gotten into you?!
[07:16] ---
    It seems he lost his temper
[07:18] ---
    and reverted to the way he was "back then."
[07:21] ---
    "Back then"?
[07:22] ---
    That's right! Back when
    Mr. Sergeant was fierce!
[07:25] ---
    My glasses! My glasses!
[07:27] ---
    I can't find my glasses!
[07:29] ---
    In the first place, today's world is crazy!
SIGN    Emergency Symposium! Mr. Keroro's Heated Debate! Questioning the World!
[07:34] ---
    Emergency Symposium! Mr. Keroro's
    Heated Debate! Questioning the World!
SIGN    Mr. Keroro
[07:38] ---
    Are you ready?!
    Everybody's talking digital and eco,
SIGN    New Item New Product Buy a New One Campaign Bonus
[07:42] ---
    but in the end, the manufacturers just
    want you to buy new stuff, right?
[07:45] ---
    No, not only the manufacturers,
    but the nation, too!
[07:48] ---
    What's all this about no longer being able
    to use the devices you've been using?
[07:51] ---
    Honestly, for the sake of the
    environment and your wallet,
[07:54] ---
    isn't it better to repair good quality
    items and use them with care?
[07:58] ---
    And yet, they try to snatch away what
    little money we, the common folk, have!
[08:03] ---
    That doesn't wash with me, sir!
[08:06] ---
    If we don't free ourselves soon
    from the era of mass consumption,
[08:09] ---
    we'll eventually be in serious trouble!
SIGN    What he's saying is fiction, after a fashion
[08:12] ---
    This is a work of fiction.
[08:14] ---
    Just in case...
[08:16] ---
    That's it!
SIGN    Mass Consumption
[08:17] ---
    We might as well suck up all of Pekopon!
[08:21] ---
    It'll solve the garbage problem
    and invasion problem
SIGN    Huff Huff Huff
[08:24] ---
    in one fell swoop!
[08:26] ---
    That's preposterous, Sarge!
[08:29] ---
    Where might is master,
    possibility is servant!
[08:37] ---
    Gero gero gero gero...
[08:43] ---
    Hey! What's the commotion?!
[08:46] ---
    Oh, my. It's very lively out here.
[08:48] ---
    Actually, Sarge's vacuum
    cleaner just exploded.
[08:55] ---
    Love and pieces...
[08:57] ---
    You powered it up beyond its capacity,
[08:58] ---
    so the motor couldn't hold out.
[08:59] ---
    My glasses...
[09:01] ---
    This is what happens when an amateur
    tries to customize something.
[09:05] ---
    Huh?
[09:07] ---
    Please...
[09:08] ---
    What is this?
[09:09] ---
    That vacuum cleaner's brain chip, right?
[09:13] ---
    Then that is the vacuum cleaner's voice?
[09:16] ---
    Please... Don't buy a new one.
[09:20] ---
    I can still work hard.
[09:21] ---
    I'll make the rooms clean...
[09:21] ---
    Glasses... Glasses...
[09:25] ---
    Maybe the vacuum cleaner
    was listening to what you said, Mom.
[09:29] ---
    It's my fault that its feelings got hurt.
[09:32] ---
    Say, Kulu-chan, would you be able to fix it?
[09:37] ---
    Can I do what I want with it?
[09:39] ---
    Sure.
[09:41] ---
    But I'd be happy if you fixed it up
    like the normal latest model.
[09:47] ---
    That request is a hassle, I must say.
[09:49] ---
    Although I can get fired up about that.
[09:55] ---
    Gero... gero...
[09:56] ---
    And so, the next day...
SIGN    The Next Day
[10:02] ---
    Let's go, my reborn partner!
[10:07] ---
    Well, I guess a quiet vacuum
    cleaner is easier to use.
[10:12] ---
    I'm counting on you again today,
[10:14] ---
    partner of my heart!
[10:36] ---
    It took three days,
[10:37] ---
    but I've finally perfected it.
[10:40] ---
    With this finishing touch,
[10:42] ---
    even conquering the universe
    becomes possible.
[10:46] ---
    This is the ultimate MG Guntank!
SIGN    MG Guntank
[10:49] ---
    It seems like this beginning follows the
    same pattern as the previous story.
[10:52] ---
    Done!
[10:53] ---
    Sarge?
[10:54] ---
    Gero?
[10:56] ---
    I haven't seen you for three days,
    so I was worried.
[10:59] ---
    W-Well...
[11:01] ---
    I was working on a Gundam model to enter in the
    Space Wonderful Festival and lost track of time.
[11:06] ---
    Gundam models again?
[11:07] ---
    They're that addictive, huh?
[11:09] ---
    I know! Why don't you try
    making one, Master Fuyuki?
[11:14] ---
    But I've never made a plastic model...
[11:16] ---
    No worries!
[11:18] ---
    I'll guide you through every step of the way.
[11:24] ---
    Keroro: Mighty Plastic Model Battle, Sir!
[11:30] ---
    Um...
[11:32] ---
    You don't twist the parts off
    the runner by hand!
[11:34] ---
    Oh, sorry...
[11:36] ---
    Put that in a special "later" pile
    to make it easier to paint!
[11:41] ---
    But the instructions don't
    say anything about that.
[11:44] ---
    By colors first?
[11:45] ---
    Are you saying you're not going to paint it?
[11:48] ---
    That's a goof on the order of not
    including the worm-shaped heat rod!
[11:56] ---
    Gero!
[11:57] ---
    Sorry. I just don't think I'm
    cut out for plastic models.
[12:01] ---
    Master... Fuyuki...
[12:07] ---
    Making plastic models isn't for amusement.
SIGN    Space Wonderful Festival Office
[12:09] ---
    It's a battle!
[12:11] ---
    Teaching that to a beginner
[12:13] ---
    is the duty of a plastic
    model-making pro such as myself.
SIGN    Pro Spirit
[12:17] ---
    That's some confidence!
[12:18] ---
    Well-deserved, though...
[12:20] ---
    Wait, who said that?!
SIGN    100
SIGN    100
SIGN    Back of Head
SIGN    Cape
SIGN    Double-leg
SIGN    ° If you are having difficulties putting it together,
    please use tweezers.
SIGN    Beard Unit
[12:32] ---
    I am Superior Plastic Model Lord!
SIGN    Superior Plastic Model Lord
[12:35] ---
    L-Lord?
SIGN    100
[12:37] ---
    You don't really understand
    what plastic model-making is!
[12:42] ---
    But I'm going to teach you!
[12:45] ---
    Plastic model mist!
[12:53] ---
    Welcome to the Modeling Colosseum!
[12:56] ---
    Or, like, anchor person?
[12:58] ---
    Modeling... Colosseum?
[13:00] ---
    You and I are going to have
    a plastic model showdown
[13:03] ---
    in this holy modeling sanctuary,
    Sergeant Keroro!
SIGN    Tamama
[13:07] ---
    And we are sort of like the judges.
SIGN    Giroro
[13:11] ---
    But you haven't been making
    any plastic models recently.
SIGN    Kululu
[13:17] ---
    Recently, I also...
[13:19] ---
    That is enough.
[13:20] ---
    Listen to me!
[13:21] ---
    A true plastic model moves people's hearts.
[13:27] ---
    I accept your challenge.
[13:29] ---
    So what are we going to use
    for the competition?
[13:32] ---
    Gundam models, I assume?
[13:34] ---
    Or overseas models that are really difficult?
[13:36] ---
    Make what you like.
[13:39] ---
    I said to make what you like.
[13:43] ---
    If you tell me to make what I like...
[13:47] ---
    ...then I'll compete with this
    brand-new Gundam model!
[13:51] ---
    Then I'll do this military model!
[13:57] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[13:58] ---
    He may as well be an amateur if he's
    going to challenge this latest kit
[14:02] ---
    with an old kit that was probably
    collecting dust somewhere.
[14:06] ---
    Check it out! World-class
    multi-colored castings!
SIGN    Multi-colored Castings
[14:10] ---
    Thought-out division of parts!
SIGN    Parts Division
[14:12] ---
    No need for glue to stick
    the pieces together!
[14:13] ---
    I'll win this with ease!
SIGN    As Good as Won!
[14:18] ---
    And now, let the plastic model
    one-shot showdown
[14:20] ---
    begin!
SIGN    Plastic Model One-Shot Showdown!!
[14:25] ---
    All right, I guess I'll start.
[14:28] ---
    For my pro high-pressure compressor
    and double-action style piece,
[14:32] ---
    all of the calibers are prepared!
[14:33] ---
    I have a full assortment of other tools, too!
[14:36] ---
    And the first thing I should do is...
[14:39] ---
    Oh, Sergeant Keroro!
[14:41] ---
    He's suddenly started spray-painting!
[14:45] ---
    I thought painting was supposed to come last.
[14:48] ---
    No, separating by color and painting early
    is a daring technique used for Gundam models.
[14:52] ---
    Certainly, it saves a lot of time.
[14:57] ---
    But it means the place where you separate
    the piece from the runner,
[14:59] ---
    the so-called gate marks, aren't painted!
[15:03] ---
    He can retouch that later.
SIGN    Retouching
[15:04] ---
    If he uses a paint brush to touch
    that up, there's no problem.
[15:08] ---
    They're all so knowledgeable.
[15:09] ---
    Plastic, plastic...
[15:13] ---
    I... I don't believe it!
[15:15] ---
    Instead of nippers or a design knife,
    he's using nail clippers?!
[15:20] ---
    He even cut a part you're not supposed to!
[15:24] ---
    A minimal amount of cement.
[15:26] ---
    Depending on the place, you can use the
    casting type for different purposes.
[15:29] ---
    Plastic, plastic...
[15:31] ---
    Uh oh! It's overflowing!
[15:34] ---
    But it doesn't look too bad!
[15:35] ---
    Wha...?!
[15:37] ---
    He doesn't use a brush,
    just squeezes it out from the tube?!
[15:42] ---
    I went over!
[15:45] ---
    I'm a little tired.
[15:48] ---
    I'll take a brief canned coffee break.
[15:52] ---
    That's just flat brown!
[15:55] ---
    This can happen, so be careful
    not to make that same mistake.
[16:01] ---
    Winning this is in the bag,
[16:04] ---
    so I can cut a few corners
    the rest of the way...
[16:06] ---
    W-Wait! My pride is on the line. I can't
    lower the quality of a finished model.
[16:11] ---
    Now the finishing touch,
    gradation painting...
[16:14] ---
    Plastic...
[16:16] ---
    So many convenient tools
    we can use these days...
[16:18] ---
    It used to be so hard to open
    the dried lids of those jars of enamel.
[16:22] ---
    Painting the parts with magic markers...
[16:24] ---
    Th-That's heresy!
[16:29] ---
    And at a time like this!
[16:31] ---
    Commander-dono seems
    desperate for some reason.
[16:34] ---
    More like he's panicking.
SIGN    Tamama
[16:36] ---
    But Mr. Sergeant will win, of course.
SIGN    Giroro
SIGN    Time's Up
[16:44] ---
    Okay, time's up!
[16:46] ---
    Both of you please present
    your completed work.
[16:50] ---
    Or, like, judging begins?
[16:53] ---
    How's that?
[16:55] ---
    For a finishing touch, I put a coat of
    clear finish on my Gundam-chan!
[17:01] ---
    And how about the work of
    Superior Plastic Model Lord?
[17:07] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[17:11] ---
    Here's the title!
[17:12] ---
    "Unenthusiastic Soldiers"!
[17:14] ---
    Hey! What's that?!
[17:16] ---
    You just threw that plastic model together!
[17:18] ---
    No...
[17:20] ---
    Is this our Keroro platoon?!
[17:23] ---
    That's right! This soldier is eating snacks!
[17:27] ---
    This one is ladling curry!
[17:30] ---
    Wh-What about me?
[17:33] ---
    This?
[17:34] ---
    It is kind of fun to look at!
[17:36] ---
    It's rough around the edges,
    but the art is in the details.
[17:39] ---
    It's plain, and yet a masterpiece!
[17:42] ---
    What are you guys talking about?!
[17:45] ---
    Uncle!
[17:46] ---
    Can't you understand the finer points
     of my Gundam model?!
[17:49] ---
    O-Of course I won, sir!
[17:52] ---
    You guys have no taste when
    it comes to plastic models!
[17:54] ---
    A specialist would look at mine
    and shower me with praise!
[17:59] ---
    In that case...
[18:01] ---
    ...you lose, Keroro!
[18:03] ---
    Why?! How do you figure that?!
[18:06] ---
    On whose behalf are you making...
[18:08] ---
    No, why do you make plastic models?
[18:11] ---
    W-Well, that's...
[18:12] ---
    Think back, Keroro...
[18:14] ---
    ...to when we were kids!
[18:19] ---
    Hey, did you hear?
[18:22] ---
    Zeroro is gonna buy me
    an air compressor next time.
[18:27] ---
    "Complex"? What's that?
[18:29] ---
    It's supposed to help you paint
    plastic models really neatly.
[18:33] ---
    Huh...
[18:34] ---
    All right, finished.
[18:36] ---
    Let's pretend we're gonna put 'em together!
[18:38] ---
    The arm...
[18:39] ---
    That's okay.
[18:41] ---
    I'll stick an extra one on.
[18:44] ---
    Oh, yeah! That looks kind of cool!
[18:47] ---
    Hey! Let's hurry and make the next one!
[18:49] ---
    Yeah!
[18:49] ---
    We'll make a lot and play a lot!
[18:55] ---
    We put them together without really
    looking at the instructions,
[18:58] ---
    the point being to put them
    together quickly so we could play.
[19:00] ---
    We would color them haphazardly
    with markers we had on hand,
[19:03] ---
    and for some reason felt proud of them.
[19:08] ---
    I... I...
[19:12] ---
    Certainly, from the technical standpoint,
[19:14] ---
    there's not much to recommend
    this plastic model.
[19:16] ---
    Well, thanks a lot.
[19:18] ---
    But you can tell how much
    fun he had making it.
[19:24] ---
    He had fun making it...
[19:27] ---
    You don't twist the parts off
    the runner by hand!
[19:32] ---
    That's right. That's right, sir!
[19:35] ---
    I forgot about my childhood and said
    terrible things to Master Fuyuki.
[19:42] ---
    I...
[19:44] ---
    ...lost here.
[19:47] ---
    Huh?
[19:52] ---
    What is this?
[19:53] ---
    A time when you really enjoyed
    making plastic models...
[19:57] ---
    It seems you finally remembered that.
[20:00] ---
    Making plastic models is
    different from a duty or work.
[20:03] ---
    You don't do it for anyone else's sake.
    You do it because it's fun.
[20:11] ---
    Y-You're...
[20:13] ---
    Never forget your childish innocence.
[20:17] ---
    Enjoy making plastic models until you die!
[20:25] ---
    That was me... when I'm old.
[20:32] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Space Wonderful Festival Office
[20:41] ---
    Was that all...
[20:44] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
[20:46] ---
    Let's make a Gundam model together, sir!
[20:50] ---
    Like I told you, I'm not really
    cut out for plastic models...
[20:55] ---
    I think this Z'gok suits me more than Gogg!
[21:00] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:03] ---
    Huh? Aren't you going to
    use nippers or whatever?
[21:06] ---
    No need to be precise with this!
[21:08] ---
    And let's save time on painting
[21:10] ---
    so we can hurry up and pretend to
    have a bloody war in the Atlantic.
[21:16] ---
    Maybe I'll give it another shot...
[21:20] ---
    We'll make it together and
    play with it together!
[21:24] ---
    Sure!
[21:24] ---
    Yahoo!
[21:26] ---
    The sergeant remembered what he had
    forgotten about making plastic models.
[21:31] ---
    Plastic, plastic...
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    Now that my birthday is over,
    Christmas is coming up next.
[23:12] ---
    And then several days later,
    winter vacation? New Year's?
[23:15] ---
    A new theatrical release?!
[23:18] ---
    That aside, will I be able to relax
    at the end of the year?
[23:22] ---
    Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir!
[23:25] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Cake is a
    Man's Battleground, Sir!
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E192 - Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir! / Keroro Platoon: Cake is a Man's Battleground, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    For some reason, everyone gets excited
    around this time of year. Is it...
SIGN    Toy Kaiyodo
[01:38] ---
    ...because of Christmas?
SIGN    Empty
[01:43] ---
    We sold out in no time.
[01:46] ---
    And yes, it's because
    Christmas is almost here.
[01:50] ---
    Hmph. "Because of Christmas."
[01:53] ---
    Did she have to sound so happy about it?
[01:56] ---
    I didn't like her attitude,
    like being sold out is natural.
[02:03] ---
    Christmas sale!
[02:06] ---
    Yay! Yay!
[02:12] ---
    Everyone looks friggin' happy!
[02:15] ---
    They don't know how frustrating it is to lose
    the Gundam model I was looking forward to!
[02:19] ---
    They deserve to get a taste of it!
[02:27] ---
    Keroro: Prevent Christmas, Sir!
[02:34] ---
    Gero gerori!
[02:36] ---
    We'll cancel Christmas by force
[02:39] ---
    and plunge the Pekoponians
    into the despair of Sebastian.
[02:43] ---
    But Mr. Sergeant, we can
    keep Christmas cakes, right?
[02:47] ---
    Forget it!
[02:48] ---
    We won't even allow the Pekoponians
    to have a saving grace of sweetness!
[02:54] ---
    You are an ogre today, Mr. Sergeant!
[02:56] ---
    But will this result in
    the invasion of Pekopon?
[03:01] ---
    No.
[03:03] ---
    Then that's fine.
[03:04] ---
    N-No, it's not!
[03:07] ---
    This time, the plan's about envy, bitterness,
SIGN    Envy
SIGN    Bitterness
SIGN    Jealousy
[03:10] ---
    jealousy, enmity, malice,
SIGN    Enmity
SIGN    Malice
SIGN    Resentment
[03:13] ---
    resentment and come-uppance!
SIGN    Come-uppance
[03:17] ---
    You've got seven things there!
[03:19] ---
    Don't come up with a plan
    based on a personal grudge!
[03:22] ---
    Making up for the lack of wicked thoughts
     about the Pekopon invasion
[03:25] ---
    is the purity of my feelings!
SIGN    Purity
[03:28] ---
    So you call the invasion "wicked"?
[03:30] ---
    There's nothing I can say in response
[03:32] ---
    to this overwhelming pressure!
[03:34] ---
    Then let's get started. Click!
[03:42] ---
    Do all your Christmas shopping
    at Todoroki Department Store!
[03:48] ---
    We're spinning even more than usual!
SIGN    Christmas Cake
[03:50] ---
    Who would like a cake?!
[03:52] ---
    You can't have Christmas without cake!
SIGN    Round Rice Cakes
    2,500 Yen
[03:56] ---
    Who would like round rice cakes?!
[03:58] ---
    New Year's is coming soon!
SIGN    Happy New Year
SIGN    Thousand Year Candy
[04:07] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[04:09] ---
    Are you feeling it, foolish Pekoponians?
[04:11] ---
    Compared to my frustration,
    this is still just a drop in the bucket!
SIGN    Christmas
[04:22] ---
    Why isn't anything scheduled for the 24th?
[04:25] ---
    This is my chance!
[04:27] ---
    Mr. Yoshizaki? For some reason, there's
    nothing on the schedule for the 24th,
[04:32] ---
    so since it's a waste of time, please
    let me move up the deadline to then.
[04:35] ---
    Mr. Ohashi, do you have anything
    on your schedule for the 24th?
[04:39] ---
    Since it's a waste of time, please
    let me move up the deadline to then.
[04:43] ---
    Please let me move up the deadline.
[04:45] ---
    Please let me move it up!
[04:47] ---
    What is this?!
[04:48] ---
    All the Christmas presents I just bought
    turned into stuff for New Year's!
[04:52] ---
    Sis, look at this! The word "Christmas"
    on the calendar is disappearing!
SIGN    Christmas Eve Christmas
[04:57] ---
    At this rate, there won't be any Christmas!
[05:00] ---
    Huh? Um...
[05:03] ---
    What was on this day again?
[05:06] ---
    Oh, yeah...
[05:07] ---
    Uh oh! It looks like even the word
    "Christmas" has been wiped out!
[05:13] ---
    I don't know what it is, but I feel
    like we lost something important.
[05:17] ---
    Those idiots are the only ones
    who could be responsible!
[05:20] ---
    Everything related to Christmas has been
    deleted completely from Inner-Tokyo.
[05:24] ---
    Or, like, wholesale roundup?
[05:26] ---
    I feel refreshed.
[05:29] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[05:31] ---
    Stupid frog!
[05:31] ---
    Whatever you're doing, stop it!
[05:34] ---
    Well, well. Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki.
[05:37] ---
    What can I do for you?
[05:38] ---
    Whatever you did, put it back to normal!
[05:41] ---
    "Put it back to normal"?
[05:44] ---
    I don't know what it is I'm
    supposed to get back to normal.
[05:47] ---
    Whatever it is you toads erased!
[05:50] ---
    "Whatever it is"? What is it?
[05:56] ---
    Sis, we don't really have
    a leg to stand on here.
[05:58] ---
    But...
[06:00] ---
    Are you done, Lady Natsumi?
[06:04] ---
    Then hit the road!
[06:08] ---
    What is this?!
[06:10] ---
    Hey, stupid frog!
[06:12] ---
    I'm not done with you!
[06:15] ---
    I argued Lady Natsumi down
    and gave her a show of force!
[06:19] ---
    That felt fantastic, sir!
[06:21] ---
    By the way, Mr. Sergeant,
    Santa-san isn't in Inner-Tokyo right now.
[06:25] ---
    So he's outside the bounds of
    the Christmas deleting device.
[06:27] ---
    Claus doesn't know about this, so won't he
    just come as always to deliver presents?
[06:33] ---
    Or, like, yearly custom?
[06:35] ---
    Gero-yikes! If Claus-san comes here,
[06:38] ---
    Christmas will be restored!
[06:40] ---
    In that case, we'll just have to...
SIGN    Stop the Santa
[06:43] ---
    ...keep Claus-san out!
[06:50] ---
    Here's the special radar
    that tracks down Claus.
SIGN    Claus = Santa
[06:53] ---
    Oh. That means Santa.
[06:55] ---
    I've got a response already.
[06:57] ---
    He's moving south of the
    Scandinavian Peninsula.
[07:01] ---
    I'm on my way!
[07:04] ---
    Gero?
[07:09] ---
    Gero-fast!
[07:11] ---
    He's already approaching Mount Everest!
[07:17] ---
    We don't have the luxury of
    choosing our methods this time.
[07:19] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Mount Everest
[07:26] ---
    Oh, dear. Look what you did.
[07:28] ---
    N-Now he's...
[07:29] ---
    ...in the sky over North America!
[07:33] ---
    Is that him?
[07:35] ---
    I'll stop him with a net grenade!
[07:47] ---
    W-What's this?!
[07:51] ---
    Or, like, three-strike knockout?
[07:55] ---
    Commander, how about
    attacking from three sides?
[07:59] ---
    Figure out the rest yourself.
[08:00] ---
    Right... Roger!
[08:12] ---
    Ding-ding-ding!
[08:13] ---
    Do not enter.
SIGN    We apologize for the inconvenience.
    Under Construction
    Safety First
[08:14] ---
    Pardon me.
[08:25] ---
    Gero...
[08:30] ---
    Master Santa!
[08:31] ---
    I apologize for suddenly
    bringing you to a halt.
[08:34] ---
    We're...
[08:36] ---
    Hi, Keroro.
[08:38] ---
    Gero!
[08:39] ---
    Giro!
[08:39] ---
    Tama!
[08:41] ---
    F-Father?!
[08:43] ---
    Santa Claus's true identity
    is Mr. Sergeant's father?!
[08:47] ---
    Santa Claus?
[08:49] ---
    Oh, I believe that was the name of the
    old man I met at the Ikaho Hot Springs.
[08:55] ---
    Ikaho Hot Springs...
[08:57] ---
    That's right, your dad was there, too.
[09:01] ---
    My dad?!
[09:03] ---
    We bonded with that old man.
[09:06] ---
    This time of year, he's busier than anything.
[09:09] ---
    So he asked the two of us to help him out.
[09:12] ---
    You are Santa Claus's assistant?
[09:15] ---
    We're gonna celebrate when it's over.
[09:17] ---
    We've got plans to meet up at the
    Noboribetsu Hot Springs Resort.
[09:22] ---
    I can't wait.
[09:26] ---
    So I have to get a move on.
[09:29] ---
    See you! Oh, wait a second...
[09:32] ---
    Here.
[09:33] ---
    A Gundam model Christmas present for you.
[09:37] ---
    Gero!
[09:38] ---
    Yay! This is great, Papa!
[09:40] ---
    I'm gonna hit a home run tomorrow!
[09:42] ---
    Good for you.
[09:45] ---
    Make sure you visit for New Year's.
[09:47] ---
    Although I'll be at the
    Noboribetsu Hot Springs then.
[09:51] ---
    Let's go!
[09:59] ---
    Father! Be careful!
[10:02] ---
    Thank you, sir!
[10:05] ---
    Good for you!
SIGN    Reverse Irradiation
[10:09] ---
    I got a Gundam model
[10:11] ---
    and Father is working hard,
    so I can't cancel Christmas.
SIGN    Christmas Cake
[10:18] ---
    All right.
[10:19] [SONG] ---
    Spending Christmas at a lodge,
[10:19] ---
    Everything is ready for Christmas.
[10:22] ---
    I hope Mom gets back soon.
[10:26] [SONG] ---
    With powdered snow
    falling outside the window.
[10:27] ---
    I'm back!
[10:28] ---
    It's Mom!
[10:29] ---
    Welcome home!
[10:30] ---
    Here are your presents!
[10:32] ---
    Yay! All right!
[10:32] [SONG] ---
    I've had this dream forever.
[10:33] ---
    Thank you!
[10:35] ---
    He's not my father for nothing.
[10:36] ---
    He knew exactly what I wanted.
[10:38] [SONG] ---
    A winter romance.
[10:42] ---
    But if you look closely...
[10:43] [SONG] ---
    The curse of love is
    being in love with Keroro.
[10:44] ---
    "G-Gasodambh"?
[10:46] ---
    ...it's a new ripoff!
[10:47] ---
    Gero?! Copyright Dasonu Maso?!
[10:50] [SONG] ---
    Overtaken by a whirlwind,
[10:51] ---
    Grr!! What the heck is this?!
[10:56] [SONG] ---
    Smiling around the fireplace,
[10:59] ---
    Old man Santa Claus delivers presents
    to children all over the world,
[11:03] [SONG] ---
    Singing carols.
[11:03] ---
    but apparently he's so short-handed that
    he asks Keronians for help.
SIGN    Ikaho Memory
    Hot spring eggs!
    With Keronians
[11:08] [SONG] ---
    I'll never forget this moment,
[11:09] ---
    And to think that Keroro's father became
    hot spring buddies with Santa Claus...
[11:15] ---
    You're truly amazing!
[11:15] [SONG] ---
    Even if it's still just one-sided love.
[11:24] ---
    Good for you!
[11:37] ---
    After a festive Christmas Eve
    comes a quiet Christmas Day.
[11:44] ---
    This is a ticket-puncher that
    makes a hole in train tickets.
[11:48] ---
    If you've never seen it before,
    ask your mom or dad about it.
[11:54] ---
    It's mostly automated ticket gates these days,
    so you don't really see these anymore.
[11:58] ---
    Ticket-puncher...
[12:00] ---
    How nostalgic.
[12:02] ---
    I love this sensation.
[12:05] ---
    No, that's no good. I'm a soldier.
[12:08] ---
    I've already outgrown this.
[12:11] ---
    Soldier Giroro.
[12:13] ---
    How about having some Christmas cake?
[12:20] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Cake is a
    Man's Battleground, Sir!
[12:25] ---
    This is one of 556's leftover cakes.
[12:28] ---
    He basically forced it on me at half-price.
[12:31] ---
    I don't need sweets like cake.
[12:33] ---
    You can eat it with Natsumi and Fuyuki.
[12:36] ---
    Master Fuyuki went to a party
    at Lady Momoka's house.
[12:39] ---
    Lady Natsumi went with a friend
    to a live broadcast of 623 Radio.
[12:44] ---
    And Lady Mom is at work, as usual.
[12:47] ---
    Right now, only you and I are home, sir.
[12:50] ---
    Then eat it yourself.
[12:53] ---
    It's too big for me to eat alone.
[12:56] ---
    So we can split it like this, right?
[13:01] ---
    Which side is yours?
[13:03] ---
    This side.
[13:05] ---
    Like this, and you've got a deal.
[13:08] ---
    I'd feel bad about separating
    Santa and his reindeer,
[13:11] ---
    but if I get the house,
[13:13] ---
    then we have a compromise, sir.
[13:15] ---
    The opposite.
[13:16] ---
    Gero?
[13:17] ---
    I get the side with the house.
[13:19] ---
    Forget that!
     I'm the one who bought the cake.
[13:24] ---
    Let's say I get the house, but we
    can compromise on the dividing line.
[13:30] ---
    Dividing line?!
[13:32] ---
    Even though it's just a cake,
    why does my chest ache with reluctance
[13:35] ---
    to decrease my territory?
[13:37] ---
    Even though it's just a cake,
[13:39] ---
    why am I filled with joy at the prospect
[13:42] ---
    of expanding my territory?
[13:44] ---
    Giroro. I'm sorry. I can't compromise.
[13:48] ---
    Then it seems we have to
    resolve this through force.
SIGN    Invaders, after all
[13:54] ---
    The expression "dividing line"
    lit a fire under their invader souls!
SIGN    Microid Ray
SIGN    Dry Ice Cloud
SIGN    Sugar
SIGN    Dry Ice
[14:08] ---
    Or, like, special effects?
[14:10] ---
    I see. They shrunk themselves
     with the microid ray,
[14:13] ---
    and are going to play
    capture the flag on top of the cake.
[14:15] ---
    But you shouldn't play with food!
[14:21] ---
    My objective is that house.
    I'll get him out of the way
[14:24] ---
    and seize it, no matter what.
[14:30] ---
    No sign of him.
[14:31] ---
    He must intend to launch a
    counterstrike after I attack.
[14:36] ---
    Crafty. But I'll take that house by storm!
[14:41] ---
    This feeling of euphoria...
    The battlefield really is my...
[14:47] ---
    Gero gerori!
[14:50] ---
    I sent for Private Tamama
[14:52] ---
    and had him make a pitfall.
[14:53] ---
    Slurp!
[14:54] ---
    It was a delicious pitfall!
[14:57] ---
    So now we're going to bury you alive!
[15:00] ---
    Get delicious! Get delicious!
SIGN    Uwaaa!
[15:02] ---
    Stop it! I'm never going to be delicious!
[15:07] ---
    Are you ready? You're ready!
SIGN    Perfect Victory
[15:11] ---
    A perfect victory!
[15:13] [SONG] ---
    On a holy night,
[15:14] ---
    Then can I eat that house as my reward?
[15:18] ---
    No way! Your reward is that chocolate sign.
[15:19] [SONG] ---
    In a sparkling white world,
SIGN    Hey, are you serious?
    In the end, you're keeping
    all the good parts?
    What are you,
    a worthless middle-aged boss?
[15:23] ---
    Even for Mr. Sergeant,
    I do not work for table scraps.
[15:25] [SONG] ---
    Let's pray for
[15:27] ---
    Private Tamama, don't tell me...
[15:30] ---
    When it comes to sweets,
    I cannot compromise.
[15:31] [SONG] ---
    A Merry Christmas today.
[15:34] ---
    If you do not let me have that house...
[15:36] ---
    Are you threatening a superior officer?!
[15:38] ---
    There are no superior officers
    when it comes to cake!
[15:41] ---
    Gimme that house!
[15:46] ---
    Kero!
[15:48] ---
    Sheesh...
[15:50] ---
    That fearsomeness is the house's charm.
[15:52] ---
    It even changed Private Tamama's personality.
[15:57] ---
    But then...
[15:58] [SONG] ---
    If you have a big present,
[16:02] ---
    ...as his superior officer, I'll teach him
    how tough the battlefield is!
[16:06] [SONG] ---
    And a big cake,
[16:06] ---
    Here I go!
[16:12] [SONG] ---
    The color of your eyes
[16:12] ---
    Solo jet stream attack!
[16:16] ---
    You're not getting the cake!
[16:16] [SONG] ---
    Will change.
[16:22] ---
    You're naive! Too naive!
[16:23] ---
    H-He's moving fast!
[16:24] [SONG] ---
    Gero gero, as you like!
[16:29] ---
    An overwhelming victory.
[16:29] [SONG] ---
    Ding dong, I get excited!
[16:32] ---
    And so,
[16:33] ---
    I get all the sweets
[16:35] ---
    on top of the cake!
[16:36] [SONG] ---
    It's a battlefield everywhere you go.
[16:40] ---
    Gero!
[16:43] ---
    No, you don't!
[16:44] [SONG] ---
    Ding dong, fired up fighting spirit!
[16:44] ---
    Take this!
[16:46] ---
    Giroro got a hint from Tamama's
    method of creating a pitfall,
[16:49] ---
    and ate his way out.
[16:50] [SONG] ---
    The will to fight
[16:54] ---
    I'm gonna get heartburn!
[16:56] ---
    There's no way your scattershot
    explosives are gonna tag me!
[16:57] [SONG] ---
    Is a man's adventure.
[16:59] ---
    Farewell, stuffed soldier!
[17:02] ---
    I feel sick...
[17:08] ---
    Easy.
[17:09] [SONG] ---
    Flickering candles, too.
[17:10] ---
    Gero!
[17:14] ---
    Gero gero! It's not...
[17:17] [SONG] ---
    Shining eyes twinkling.
[17:17] ---
    I didn't call you, Kululu!
[17:20] ---
    I'm a foodie, so watching this
    made me tingle with excitement!
[17:23] [SONG] ---
    Glaring!
[17:24] ---
    Therefore, I made a decision.
[17:26] ---
    I'm gonna make this cake
    the color of borscht!
[17:27] [SONG] ---
    Bursting into flames!
[17:29] [SONG] ---
    Gero gero!
[17:31] ---
    You wouldn't!
[17:32] ---
    I'd really rather you didn't
    make it borscht-flavored.
[17:35] [SONG] ---
    Commence attack!
[17:36] ---
    It's delicious, I say!
[17:38] ---
    Sorry!
[17:38] [SONG] ---
    Ding dong, what excitement!
[17:45] [SONG] ---
    It's a battlefield everywhere you go.
[17:45] ---
    Anything but borscht-flavored cake!
[17:51] ---
    Gero! Don't do this!
[17:53] [SONG] ---
    Ding dong, seething.
[17:53] ---
    You're turning the house into Swiss cheese!
[17:59] ---
    Kero...
[17:59] [SONG] ---
    Fight full of fighting spirit.
[18:01] ---
    Checkmate.
[18:07] [SONG] ---
    Turn on the Christmas lights!
[18:10] ---
    I have no desire to eat
    borscht-flavored cake, either!
[18:14] ---
    Doronuma-kun!
[18:15] ---
    What's wrong with borscht?!
[18:19] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art! Much Ado About Nothing!
[18:24] ---
    What's wrong with it?!
[18:29] ---
    While my back was turned,
[18:31] ---
    they were going to eat Christmas cake.
SIGN    Snap
[18:36] ---
    So mean...
[18:40] ---
    Kero...
[18:42] ---
    I...
[18:44] ---
    ...survived this fierce battle royal!
[18:47] ---
    Now all of...
[18:51] ---
    ...this land...
[18:53] ---
    ...is mine!
[18:59] ---
    It's not over yet!
[19:01] ---
    By hook or by crook, I'm taking that house!
[19:03] ---
    That's my line!
[19:06] ---
    Kero!
[19:07] ---
    I'm even taking the cream!
[19:12] ---
    Not gonna happen, sir!
[19:14] ---
    All of this land is mine!
[19:17] ---
    I'm telling you, borscht-flavored cake
    is good! Just try it once!
[19:21] ---
    I already refused!
[19:23] ---
    Just like Gundams are always white...
    Anyway, stop me!
[19:26] ---
    Dororo!
[19:27] ---
    Don't dodge!
[19:30] ---
    I cannot stay locked in the
    grip of trauma forever!
[19:34] ---
    I must take part here!
[19:36] ---
    J-Japanese sweets are best with tea!
[19:40] ---
    Everyone... is acting on their own.
[19:42] ---
    Egoism is the devil's workshop!
[19:44] ---
    Hey! It's Christmas!
[19:46] ---
    Father Lamond!
[19:48] ---
    I won't let you have the house!
[19:52] ---
    Scorpion!
[19:53] ---
    Borscht!
[19:54] ---
    Do not leave me out of the fun!
[20:05] ---
    We're back!
[20:07] ---
    Thanks for watching the house
    while we were out...
[20:11] ---
    What is this?
[20:12] ---
    What happened here, Mois-chan?
[20:14] ---
    Is this...
[20:16] ---
    Um... This is, uh...
[20:19] ---
    Time's up. The microid process
    will now be reversed.
[20:26] ---
    Sarge!
[20:27] ---
    Kero-chan!
[20:28] ---
    What were you frogs doing?
[20:32] ---
    We had a little spat over
    how to divvy up the cake.
[20:35] ---
    Cake?!
[20:36] ---
    Sheesh!
[20:38] ---
    You had better eat all of that!
    And then clean up!
[20:41] ---
    Mochicourse!
[20:42] ---
    I bought a cake too, since it was half-price,
[20:46] ---
    figuring we could all share it.
[20:49] ---
    Ah... the taste of my territory is exceptional.
[20:53] ---
    That's my territory!
[20:54] ---
    It doesn't get any better than this.
[20:56] ---
    Sweets really are grand!
[21:01] ---
    I don't know what happened, but it
    seems like you all had a good time.
[21:05] ---
    Hey, the house made of sweets that
    was on top of the cake you bought,
[21:09] ---
    it's okay if I have that, right?
[21:12] ---
    Gero! House, you say?
[21:17] ---
    Huh? What's wrong, everyone?
[21:20] ---
    Stop it, Sarge!
[21:23] ---
    Behave yourselves, frogs!
[21:25] ---
    Gero!
[21:28] ---
    Let's all enjoy eating
    Christmas cake together.
[21:32] ---
    Please buy Borscht flavor, too.
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    Okay, everyone, let's all laugh
    with wide open mouths!
[21:36] [SONG] ---
    "Saa minna, ookiku kuchi ake waraimashou"
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Everyone gather together today,
    and in a big loud voice,
[21:41] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa minna atsumatte ooki na koe de
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    Face the wide sky and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[21:47] [SONG] ---
    oozora ni mukai a-ha-ha~
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Shiawase wa itsumo egao no moto ni
[21:50] [SONG] ---
    Because happiness always gathers
    to where the smiles are.
[21:53] [SONG] ---
    atsumatte kuru kara
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mezamashi yori mo ooki na
[21:59] [SONG] ---
    Mom's voice rings out
    louder than my alarm.
[22:02] [SONG] ---
    mama no koe ga narihibiite'ru
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    It's the signal for the start of the game.
[22:06] [SONG] ---
    Shiai kaishi no aizu da
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Now! Jump out!
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Ima da! Tobidase!
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll eat that tasty rice
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Oishii gohan wo tabeyou
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    In order to become much bigger.
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Ippai ookiku naru tame
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Even if there's something
    I don't like with it,
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Moshi mo kirai na okazu ga atte mo
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    As long as I'm with everyone,
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    minna to issho nara~
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    I can eat it.
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    tabereru sa
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    So everyone on Earth
    and everyone in the universe,
[22:30] [SONG] ---
    Dakara chikyuu no minna mo uchuu no minna mo
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    Everyone be friendly and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:35] [SONG] ---
    minna naka yoku a-ha-ha~
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Kimi ga warau to fushigi to boku mo
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Because when you laugh,
    strangely, so can I.
[22:42] [SONG] ---
    waratte 'rareru kara
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kick off against the ground,
    fly around the skies,
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Daichi wo kette Sora tobimawari
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Cross the oceans and go, "A-ha-ha!"
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Umi o watatte a-ha-ha~
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Even if something bad happens, if I smile,
[22:52] [SONG] ---
    Iya na koto atte mo egao ni nareba
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    I can forget it all.
[22:55] [SONG] ---
    subete wasureru sa
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
SIGN    First Plan of the New Year Activated
SIGN    Space Traditional New Year's Food RX
[23:09] ---
    Thank you very much for your
    continued support this year.
[23:14] ---
    I hope next year is a good one for you.
[23:16] ---
    I intend to strive towards our invasion.
[23:18] ---
    That aside, when is the
    first work day after the holiday?
SIGN    It will work out.
[23:22] ---
    "Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit
    Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E193 - Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit Without Honor and Humanity, Sir! / Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    First Plan of the New Year Activated
[01:52] ---
    Keroro, wake up. Keroro, wake up.
[01:57] ---
    Gero...
[01:59] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Pop
SIGN    Happy New Year, sir!
[02:15] ---
    Happy new year, sir!
[02:21] ---
    What a bracing dawn!
[02:24] ---
    The first sunrise of the new year!
[02:29] ---
    However! This is just the prologue.
[02:32] ---
    The real thing is coming up next!
[02:38] ---
    Keroro: New Year's Shrine Visit
    Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!
SIGN    Oma Shrine
[02:50] ---
    Anyway, this place is packed.
[02:52] ---
    We stepped off the train and into this line.
[02:55] ---
    It can't be helped. It's always one of the
    top-ranked shrines to visit for New Year's.
[03:01] ---
    But they only come in droves
    at a time like this.
[03:04] ---
    I wish these sheeple
    would wake up, and...
[03:07] ---
    You're the one who wanted
    to come here, stupid frog.
[03:11] ---
    Indeed.
[03:12] ---
    I figured if we're going to visit a shrine,
[03:14] ---
    we might as well make it a major one
    that would likely bring good luck!
[03:17] ---
    New Year's Day is the key of the year.
[03:20] ---
    In everything, well begun is half done.
SIGN    Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
[03:23] ---
    So this time, I'll have a perfect
    New Year's shrine visit.
[03:26] ---
    I'll pray to God Almighty and Buddha,
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion Complete
[03:28] ---
    and achieve the successful
    invasion of Pekopon.
SIGN    Oma Shrine
[03:37] ---
    W-We finally made it!
[03:40] ---
    Or so I thought, but the line keeps going on!
[03:43] ---
    We would've been better off staying home and
    watching the talent show or whatever on TV.
[03:49] ---
    Well, it is New Year's,
    so let us take it easy.
[03:52] ---
    Um, Sergeant Major Kululu there
    is really just a copy robot!
SIGN    New Year's Shrine Visit
SIGN    Invasion
SIGN    Nap
[03:57] ---
    Although, as usual, no one notices.
[04:01] ---
    New Year's shrine visits are tiring.
[04:04] ---
    Curry is good, but I like
    traditional new year's food, too.
[04:09] ---
    Should I get the money offering ready?
[04:11] ---
    It looks like we've still got a good ways to go
    before we can make the money offering.
[04:15] ---
    Wait a second!
[04:17] ---
    Isn't there something you need to do
    before making the money offering?
[04:20] ---
    Um...
[04:22] ---
    Sheesh, you people are amateurs.
SIGN    Hand-washing
[04:24] ---
    Wash your hands! You wash your hands!
SIGN    Purified Heart
[04:28] ---
    First, splash your hands with water.
[04:31] ---
    Then rinse out your mouth to purify yourself.
[04:34] ---
    That's the correct order of worshiping.
[04:37] ---
    But that might be a little difficult.
[04:40] ---
    Gero?
[04:41] ---
    After all, look.
SIGN    Hand-washing Area
[04:43] ---
    I'd say it would be extremely
    difficult getting over there.
[04:46] ---
    Or, like, secure fortress?
SIGN    Secure Fortress
[04:48] ---
    Not for me!
[04:50] ---
    In order to make this
    New Year's shrine visit perfect,
[04:53] ---
    I'll do whatever it takes to wash my hands
[04:55] ---
    and rinse out my mouth, sir!
SIGN    Purified Heart
[05:11] ---
    Stupid frog...
[05:12] ---
    Don't do what he did.
[05:15] ---
    Now let's make an offering!
[05:19] ---
    W-What is this?!
[05:21] ---
    Where's the collection box?
[05:23] ---
    Where is it?
[05:24] ---
    Oh, over there, Mr. Corporal!
SIGN    Offering Box
[05:25] ---
    This is it.
[05:26] ---
    Is that a dummy box?
    It's gotta be a dummy, right?
[05:29] ---
    It is a dummy. It is more an
    offering pool than an offering box.
[05:33] ---
    That can't be helped.
[05:34] ---
    If they didn't do it like this, they wouldn't
    be able to handle the mob of people.
[05:39] ---
    By the way, where's the stupid frog?
[05:41] ---
    Huh? I haven't seen him since he ran off.
[05:44] ---
    Or, like, missing Uncle?
[05:46] ---
    He probably got sick of waiting
    in line and went home by himself.
[05:49] ---
    I can see him doing that.
[05:51] ---
    Yes, indeed.
[05:52] ---
    Yeah. Maybe we should've stuck
    with our neighborhood shrine.
[05:59] ---
    Gero gerori!
[06:01] ---
    So Lady Natsumi's offering is five yen?
SIGN    Five Yen
SIGN    Ties with People
[06:04] ---
    Which has a homophone that
    means "ties with people."
[06:07] ---
    As for Master Fuyuki...
SIGN    Ten Yen
SIGN    Twice as Much
[06:08] ---
    There!
[06:09] ---
    Ten yen. He'll probably have double the luck
    of Lady Natsumi regarding relationships.
[06:13] ---
    Next is Lady Mom.
SIGN    50 Yen
SIGN    Ten Times as Much
[06:15] ---
    50 yen! Ten times Lady Natsumi's
    offering. How generous!
[06:19] ---
    And Giroro...
SIGN    Natsumi
SIGN    Natsumi
[06:21] ---
    Another five yen.
[06:23] ---
    He must be thinking of Lady Natsumi.
[06:26] ---
    What about Kululu?
SIGN    ???
SIGN    Breaking the Rules
[06:27] ---
    A token from an arcade?
    Isn't that breaking the rules?
[06:32] ---
    But Dororo...
SIGN    Copper Coin
[06:34] ---
    A copper coin...
[06:35] ---
    What period is that from?!
[06:38] ---
    As for Private Tamama...
SIGN    Miser
[06:40] ---
    O-One yen!
[06:41] ---
    Even though he's flush with money from
    Lady Momoka's New Year's gift! What a miser!
[06:46] ---
    And it's almost my turn.
[06:49] ---
    Uncle!
[06:51] ---
    I was worried, thinking
    we might never meet again!
[06:54] ---
    That's a lie.
[06:58] ---
    I'm different from all of you.
[07:00] ---
    I'm not going to toss
    my offering into a plastic pool.
[07:04] ---
    I'm going to place my offering
    in the actual offering box!
[07:07] ---
    And 500 yen!
SIGN    Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
[07:08] ---
    It's to make this a perfect
    New Year's shrine visit!
SIGN    Offerings
SIGN    Offerings
SIGN    Clink
[07:20] ---
    That was great, Sarge!
[07:21] ---
    Gero gero!
SIGN    Offering Box
[07:23] ---
    I found out well in advance that we wouldn't
    be able to get close to the offering box.
[07:27] ---
    Therefore...
SIGN    Offering-throwing Training Sling
[07:29] ---
    ...I've been wearing an offering-throwing
    training sling for the past several months
[07:32] ---
    and have undergone strenuous training!
[07:35] ---
    On top of that,
SIGN    Infinite Stretching Magic Hand
[07:36] ---
    I prepared this!
SIGN    Offerings
[07:39] ---
    So I can ring that bell.
[07:42] ---
    If you had that tool, you should also
    have used it to put in the offering.
[07:50] ---
    Just as planned.
[07:51] ---
    Purify myself, give the offering,
    ring the bell.
[07:55] ---
    Everything done in the proper order.
[07:58] ---
    I pray that the Keroro Platoon and the
    Hinata family stay healthy this year.
[08:03] ---
    And I pray that I can get the first Gundam model
    and Captain Geroro video game of the new year.
SIGN    Captain Geroro
[08:09] ---
    N-No, I mean...
[08:11] ---
    I pray that we accomplish the invasion
    of Pekopon this year for sure!
[08:15] ---
    Um, beyond that...
[08:17] ---
    Anyway, answer my prayers, okay?
[08:19] ---
    Remember, I gave you 500!
SIGN    Talisman
SIGN    Arrow to Ward Off Evil
SIGN    Keroro Platoon
    Treasure Ship
    Prosperous Business
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Prosperous Business Arrow to Ward Off Evil
[08:27] ---
    I got a talisman, an arrow to
    ward off evil, and a bamboo rake!
[08:31] ---
    I used up most of the New Year's money
    I got from Lady Mom...
SIGN    Perfect New Year's Shrine Visit
[08:35] ---
    But!
[08:36] ---
    I did it to accomplish a perfect
    New Year's shrine visit!
[08:39] ---
    And now,
[08:41] ---
    today's second main event,
[08:44] ---
    writing my wish on a votive tablet!
[08:46] ---
    Or, like, sacred writing?
SIGN    I hope that I can always go out and have fun with Olka-san, Choco Mickey, Shel-san and the rest. - Ash
[08:52] ---
    But before I present mine,
[08:55] ---
    I'll take a look at everyone else's wishes.
SIGN    Rise, Citizens
SIGN    I'm waiting for Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript. - Hinata Aki
[08:58] ---
    What's this?
[08:59] ---
    I'm waiting for Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript.
[09:02] ---
    That's Lady Mom's wish.
SIGN    I wish to encounter Mokele-mbembe, Ogopogo, and Takitaro. - Hinata Fuyuki
[09:06] ---
    I wish to encounter Mokele-mbembe,
    Ogopogo, and Takitaro.
[09:11] ---
    That's just like Master Fuyuki.
SIGN    Be careful around fires.
SIGN    Grrr! That woman! - Tamama
[09:15] ---
    Grrr! That woman!
[09:17] ---
    That's Tamama.
SIGN    I can fight for 10 more years. - Ma
SIGN    I hope that I can be close to Uncle and the rest of them again this year. - Angol Mois
[09:19] ---
    Let's get back on track.
[09:21] ---
    I hope that I can be close to Uncle
    and the rest of them again this year.
[09:25] ---
    That's just like Lady Mois.
SIGN    Don't run away! Don't run away! - Teppan?
SIGN    Kululu
[09:27] ---
    But this one...
[09:29] ---
    My wish... is top secret!
[09:35] ---
    I'm sure it's nothing decent.
SIGN    May my son use the device
    I invented and succeed.
    - Father
SIGN    It's free to write these things,
    but will the wishes come true?
SIGN    May I finally be noticed more this year. - Dororo
[09:39] ---
    May I finally be noticed more this year.
[09:42] ---
    Dororo-kun has it rough.
SIGN    Open a King Meat!
    - King
SIGN    I won't let you!
SIGN    723, Kiss me tender and hold me tight, forever. - G66
[09:45] ---
    Natsumi, love me tender and
[09:48] ---
    hold me tight, forever.
[09:51] ---
    I think I'll go with "no comment" there.
SIGN    I'm out of ideas.
[09:56] ---
    W-What's this?
[09:57] ---
    That's Lady Natsumi's...
[10:00] ---
    Gero?
[10:01] ---
    What are you sneaking peeks at?
[10:03] ---
    Oh... uh... um...
[10:05] ---
    And what wish did you write?
[10:08] ---
    Th-This is...
SIGN    Please let me win a Gundam model contest! Keroro
[10:12] ---
    Please let me win a Gundam model contest!
[10:15] ---
    Same old, same old.
[10:19] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[10:20] ---
    That's just camouflage.
[10:22] ---
    This is my real votive tablet.
SIGN    I know this is getting pushy,
    but I wish for our successful invasion
    of Pekopon this year.
    - Keroro
SIGN    Real One
[10:25] ---
    I know this is getting pushy, but I wish for
    our successful invasion of Pekopon this year.
SIGN    I want to have a nice family!
    Atsuyo Yuko
SIGN    I want to be better at soccer.
    Fujiike, class 2-4
[10:30] ---
    I wouldn't want Lady Natsumi to see that.
SIGN    Please let me win a Gundam model contest! Keroro
[10:34] ---
    Everything's going smoothly.
[10:36] ---
    Just one more step to a perfect
    New Year's shrine visit.
SIGN    Big Event
[10:39] ---
    All I have left is the final big event, sir!
SIGN    Fortune
[10:44] ---
    All right! "Good luck"!
SIGN    Good Luck
[10:46] ---
    What's this? It says,
    "You will soon have a visitor."
SIGN    Good Luck
[10:50] ---
    Maybe a Mokele-mbembe
    is coming to meet me!
SIGN    Average Good Luck
[10:53] ---
    I got "average good luck."
[10:55] ---
    "A competition. If your rival
    is a woman, you'll lose."
[10:58] ---
    That woman!
[11:00] ---
    I got... Tch. "Average luck."
SIGN    Average Luck
[11:03] ---
    What it says is a secret.
SIGN    Same as Kululu
[11:06] ---
    I also have "average luck." Although
    I suppose I should be happy with that.
[11:10] ---
    I... I got...
[11:12] ---
    "Good luck"!
SIGN    Good Luck Relationships
[11:13] ---
    "Relationships: It will work out."
SIGN    It will work out.
[11:16] ---
    That means...
[11:21] ---
    I can't believe it!
[11:23] ---
    Who is she?! Tell me! Tell me!
[11:27] ---
    Oh. I got "good luck," too.
[11:28] ---
    You too, Mom? That's what I got.
SIGN    Fortune
[11:30] ---
    It seems like this is gonna be a good year.
[11:33] ---
    Hmph! If you're pleased with "good luck" or "average good luck," try harder.
[11:37] ---
    Because I'm going to get "best luck." No...
SIGN    Best Luck
SIGN    Ultra-best Luck
[11:40] ---
    Make that "ultra-best luck", sir!
[11:43] ---
    Observe! The moment I achieve a
    perfect New Year's shrine visit!
SIGN    Fortune
[11:49] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Gero
[11:52] ---
    What's wrong, Sarge? What did you get?
[11:56] ---
    That's...
[11:57] ---
    Never mind "best luck" or "ultra-best luck,"
[11:58] ---
    let alone "good luck,"
    "average good luck," or even "average luck."
[12:01] ---
    On the other hand, it is not "no luck,"
    nor even "bad luck"...
SIGN    Subtle Bad Luck
[12:06] ---
    "Subtle Bad Luck."
SIGN    Subtle Bad Luck Work Relationships Money Luck
[12:08] ---
    That's unusual.
[12:10] ---
    I've never seen it before.
[12:12] ---
    U-Uncle?
[12:14] ---
    "S-Subtle Bad Luck"?
SIGN    Fortune
[12:17] ---
    Just then, the sergeant had a feeling
    his year was going to be an iffy one.
[12:21] ---
    And so,
SIGN    We Wish You a Happy New Year
[12:23] ---
    please give us your continued
    support this year, everyone.
[12:26] ---
    Subtle bad luck...
SIGN    Happy New Year
[12:35] ---
    What did you eat on New Year's Day?
[12:38] ---
    Osechi and ozoni are the
    traditional things to eat, right?
SIGN    Nishizawa Residence NP Shrine
[12:44] ---
    Welcome to my New Year party.
SIGN    New Year Party Venue
[12:46] ---
    It isn't much, but we did prepare food.
[12:53] ---
    Keroro: Sechira Versus Zonira, Sir!
[12:59] ---
    Thank you for the food!
[13:02] ---
    There are truffles in the mochi!
[13:06] ---
    And we have a variety of osechi and ozoni,
    from Kanto style to Kansai style,
[13:10] ---
    Milan style, Provence style,
    and everywhere around the planet.
[13:14] ---
    That's the Nishizawa Peach Group for you.
[13:17] ---
    Or, like, royal feasting?
SIGN    Tamama's Special Chocolate Parfair Zoni
    with Condensed Milk
[13:19] ---
    Check out my special chocolate parfait
    zoni with condensed milk!
[13:23] ---
    Isn't this delicious, Dororo?
[13:25] ---
    I hope we get to take some home.
[13:29] ---
    I bet they have a truck packed
    with food to take home.
[13:34] ---
    Where's Hinata Aki?
[13:36] ---
    She had to get back to work today,
    even though it's New Year's.
[13:39] ---
    Huh? This Sergeant Major Kululu
    seems to be the real one.
[13:42] ---
    Good luck to all students
    preparing for exams!
[13:46] ---
    It appears that you are all full.
[13:48] ---
    Yes.
[13:49] ---
    Ah, Nishizawa-san!
[13:51] ---
    Here's a souvenir.
[13:53] ---
    Oh, what is it?
[13:54] ---
    The Hinata family's special ozoni.
SIGN    Hinata Family's Special Ozoni
[13:57] ---
    It has a traditional flavor, since my grandma
    got it from her grandma, and so on.
[14:02] ---
    I wanted you to try it, Nishizawa-san.
[14:04] ---
    Y-You went to the trouble
    of bringing it here for me?
SIGN    Reverse
[14:08] ---
    Lucky, lucky, mega-lucky!
    Lucky from the first day of the year!
[14:12] ---
    Th-Thank you, Fuyuki-kun.
[14:14] ---
    Here, Paul, heat it up right away.
[14:17] ---
    Wait a second!
[14:19] ---
    Forget that ozoni! I've prepared something
    that will astonish you, Lady Momoka!
SIGN    Snap
[14:26] ---
    What is it?
SIGN    Space Traditional New Year's Food RX
[14:29] ---
    It's this year's space osechi RX!
[14:32] ---
    I sent for it from a space mail order company
    so you could taste the charming,
[14:37] ---
    mysterious flavors of space, Lady Momoka!
[14:40] ---
    I spent the rest of my
    New Year's gift money on it, too.
[14:43] ---
    It's all so I can escape
    my subtle bad fortune!
SIGN    Subtle Bad Luck
SIGN    Health: The aftereffects of a cold last a long time. Relationships: You almost but don't quite find someone.
[14:47] ---
    "You are going to have a visitor,
    but then they cancel out."
SIGN    Subtle Bad Luck
[14:49] ---
    "You almost but can't quite
    find something that you lost."
[14:51] ---
    "The aftereffects of a cold
    will last a long time."
[14:53] ---
    "With money,
    you don't quite make ends meet."
[14:56] ---
    Sheesh. "Not quite, not quite."
SIGN    Not Quite
[14:58] ---
    I have this lousy feeling like I've got
    a fish bone stuck in my throat.
[15:02] ---
    But then...
[15:04] ---
    ...with my generous gift of osechi,
[15:06] ---
    I'll please Lady Momoka,
    who's extremely generous,
SIGN    New Year's Money
SIGN    New Year's Money
[15:09] ---
    and as a reward, she'll shower me
    with generous New Year's money,
[15:13] ---
    and I can say farewell
    to my subtle bad luck!
SIGN    Subtle Bad Luck
[15:15] ---
    Hey, stupid frog.
[15:18] ---
    Is that...?
[15:19] ---
    Gero?
[15:20] ---
    It's alive, isn't it?
[15:22] ---
    Of course!
[15:23] ---
    That's because it's space osechi RX.
SIGN    Direct from Space
[15:26] ---
    Or, like, other-worldly?
SIGN    Space Fish Omelet
[15:30] ---
    That's space fish omelet.
    Next to it are sweet space chestnuts.
SIGN    Sweet Space Chestnuts
[15:34] ---
    You can't see what's over there.
[15:35] ---
    Momoka-chan can't eat that disgusting stuff!
[15:40] ---
    Paul!
[15:40] ---
    Yes, milady!
SIGN    A generous,
     substantial meal
[15:43] ---
    Nishizawa-san?
[15:45] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, I'll enjoy your ozoni later on.
[15:48] ---
    But before that...
[15:50] ---
    Don't tell me... you're gonna eat that?!
[15:52] ---
    Momocchi likes trying bizarre foods.
[15:55] ---
    That's our Lady Momoka!
[15:57] ---
    I'm sure you'll be generously pleased, ma'am!
[16:02] ---
    Then I'll start with this!
[16:08] ---
    Gero?!
[16:09] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[16:11] ---
    Milady!
[16:16] ---
    Keroro-dono, what is the meaning of this?
[16:18] ---
    Oh, I just meant to be generous...
[16:20] ---
    Sechira!
[16:20] ---
    Gero?
[16:25] ---
    Sechira!
[16:27] ---
    It changed its form! What is this?
[16:30] ---
    Commander, you said you
    ordered osechi RX, right?
[16:34] ---
    But look closely at it.
[16:37] ---
    That isn't "X" like the letter,
    but "X" like "no good"!
SIGN    Should be RX
[16:41] ---
    There's a subtle difference.
[16:43] ---
    Space Osechi RX,
[16:45] ---
    otherwise known as Space Monster Sechira!
[16:47] ---
    Sechira!
SIGN    RX
[16:49] ---
    Because it's really supposed to be osechi
    for aliens who are at least 40 meters tall.
[16:53] ---
    That's a little too much for Pekoponians.
[16:56] ---
    Sechira!
[16:57] ---
    Boom!
[16:59] ---
    I won't let you harm Natsumi or the others!
[17:01] ---
    Take this!
[17:03] ---
    Sechira!
[17:07] ---
    Sechira!
[17:08] ---
    Tch!
[17:09] ---
    You get in the way of my precious
    moments with Mr. Sergeant,
[17:12] ---
    and think there won't be
    any consequences?!
SIGN    Clang!
[17:17] ---
    Whoom!
[17:18] ---
    All right!
[17:22] ---
    Koyuki Ninja Art! Spiderweb!
[17:26] ---
    Sechira!
[17:28] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art! Shooting Star Shuriken!
[17:33] ---
    All right!
[17:34] ---
    Sechira!
[17:41] ---
    Subtle, nothing! This is a
    generous amount of deep doo-doo!
SIGN    Emergency Alarm
[17:45] ---
    Initiate defense readiness response!
SIGN    Nishizawa Residence Shopping District
[17:47] ---
    Initiate defense readiness response!
[17:50] ---
    Sechira!
[17:52] ---
    Gero!
[17:56] ---
    Commence attacking!
[18:02] ---
    Sechira!
[18:05] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    School
    Uniforms
[18:08] ---
    Sechi-sechi-sechi!
[18:10] ---
    We're in a generous pinch!
SIGN    Bad Luck
[18:14] ---
    This isn't "subtle bad luck," it's "plain
    bad luck." Make that "rotten luck"!
SIGN    Rotten Luck
[18:18] ---
    Although, on the bright side,
    I shook my "subtle bad luck."
[18:21] ---
    This is no bright side!
[18:24] ---
    Or, like, frantic battle?
[18:27] ---
    Um... um...
[18:28] ---
    That's it, sir!
[18:32] ---
    This is the last resort!
[18:35] ---
    It's ready!
[18:37] ---
    What are you doing at a time like this?!
[18:39] ---
    Kululu, please!
[18:40] ---
    I'm glad I brought along portable Nanora!
[18:42] ---
    Dunk!
[18:44] ---
    Nanora is a nanomachine that can
    turn anything into a weapon!
[18:49] ---
    Zonira!
[18:51] ---
    The Hinata family's special ozoni
    has become a giant superhero?!
[18:54] ---
    An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!
[18:57] ---
    What better way to combat
    osechi than with ozoni?!
[18:59] ---
    Go get him, Zonira!
[19:02] ---
    Zonira!
[19:03] ---
    Zonira!
[19:06] ---
    Sechira!
[19:09] ---
    Zonira!
[19:11] ---
    Sechira!
[19:13] ---
    Attaboy! Just like that!
[19:14] ---
    Take down Sechira like that,
[19:17] ---
    and my subtle bad luck
    will become good, even great!
[19:21] ---
    Hooray, hooray, Zonira!
[19:24] ---
    Sechira!
[19:26] ---
    Zoni!
[19:30] ---
    Sechira! Sechira! Sechira!
[19:30] ---
    Zoni! Zoni! Zoni!
[19:33] ---
    Zonira is weak...
[19:34] ---
    Hang in there, Zonira!
[19:37] ---
    Show the pride of the
    Hinata family's special zoni!
[19:40] ---
    Sechira! Sechira!
[19:40] ---
    Zo! Zo! Zonira!
SIGN    Nishizawa Residence Dormant Volcano
[19:46] ---
    Suddenly, a dormant volcano!
[19:48] ---
    Zonira!
[19:51] ---
    Sechi! Sechi!
[19:53] ---
    Zonira!
[19:56] ---
    Awesome! Now Sechira can't move!
[19:59] ---
    This is our chance!
[20:00] ---
    Lady Mois! Please give that
    walking food a wallop!
[20:03] ---
    Understood, Uncle!
[20:05] ---
    Or, like, single wallop?
[20:13] ---
    Armageddon! One one-billionth!
SIGN    Mouth of Nishizawa Residence Dormant Volcano
SIGN    Eruption
[20:19] ---
    Eruption!
[20:24] ---
    Sechira!
[20:30] ---
    Thank you, Zonira!
[20:32] ---
    Thank you!
[20:34] ---
    No prob...
[20:43] ---
    It all looks delicious after
    going through those flames.
[20:47] ---
    And most importantly,
    I'm glad everyone is okay, sir.
[20:49] ---
    Try my family's ozoni.
[20:54] ---
    How is it?
[20:55] ---
    Delicious. It's delicious!
[20:57] ---
    Right? I love it, too.
[21:01] ---
    We've been through a lot today,
[21:02] ---
    but it feels like I got rid of my bad luck at the
    beginning of the year, so it turned out all right.
[21:07] ---
    Uncle!
[21:09] ---
    A New Year's postcard came!
[21:10] ---
    Or, like, postal shipment?
[21:13] ---
    Who's it from?
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro, Happy New Year. This will be the year I punish the Keroro Platoon, as a representative of the Shurara Corps.
[21:15] ---
    Sergeant Keroro,
[21:17] ---
    Happy New Year.
[21:18] ---
    This will be the year
    I punish the Keroro Platoon,
[21:22] ---
    as a representative of the Shurara Corps.
[21:25] ---
    F-From Shurara?
[21:27] ---
    It seems like this will be a
    subtly bad year, after all.
[21:30] ---
    Don't let it get you down, Sergeant.
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:09] ---
    Recently, the Hinata family has been
    running out of toilet paper too quickly.
[23:13] ---
    Even though I just changed the roll,
    there's only five centimeters left.
[23:17] ---
    Giroro must be using too much!
[23:19] ---
    That aside, borscht is too popular!
[23:23] ---
    "Toilets: Now is the Time to Stand, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Kululu and the Puppy, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E194 - Toilets: Now is the Time to Stand, Sir! / Kululu and the Puppy, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:31] [SONG] ---
    An unthinkable morning is here,
[01:34] [SONG] ---
    A morning of ambition.
[01:37] [SONG] ---
    With revenge in my heart...
[01:44] ---
    Gero?! What?! What is going on?!
[01:46] ---
    Is it a raid?!
[01:52] ---
    Sorry about that!
[01:54] ---
    That emergency alarm was
    activated by accident.
[01:58] ---
    Or, like, groundless report?
[01:59] ---
    Gero...
[02:01] ---
    What a pathetic state I'm in...
[02:04] ---
    I know!
[02:05] ---
    At that moment, an unprecedented electric
    shock ran through the back of Keroro's mind!
[02:09] ---
    Gero!!
[02:17] ---
    Toilets: Now is the Time to Stand, Sir!
[02:22] ---
    Good morning, men.
[02:25] ---
    Take a good look at this, sir.
[02:27] ---
    Hm? What's this?
[02:29] ---
    It's just a toilet, isn't it?
[02:31] ---
    It is.
[02:32] ---
    Yes, that's right!
[02:34] ---
    This toilet will be the key word
    for our next invasion operation!
[02:38] ---
    What?
[02:39] ---
    What do you mean?
[02:41] ---
    Gero gerori.
SIGN    Example
[02:43] ---
    Pekoponians, who devote themselves
    diligently each day to school and work,
[02:47] ---
    do not have many weak moments, sir.
[02:50] ---
    However, on the toilet, as you can see,
SIGN    Ohhhhh
[02:53] ---
    everyone is defenseless in mind and body!
[02:55] ---
    We will exploit this weak moment
    in their minds, sir!
SIGN    Uwaaaaa!!
[03:02] ---
    And so, just like this,
[03:03] ---
    we will attack them while
    they are on the toilet,
[03:05] ---
    and as they writhe in their confusion,
    we'll complete our perfect invasion, sir!
[03:12] ---
    Gero gerori.
[03:13] ---
    I... I see.
[03:15] ---
    So we deliberately employ the predictable
    method of exploiting the enemy's weaknesses.
[03:19] ---
    I love the underhanded way it targets them
    when they have their guard down!
[03:25] ---
    Sounds fun.
[03:27] ---
    As for myself, however, I must say I find
    this operation to be completely unsatisfactory.
[03:31] ---
    To begin with...
[03:32] ---
    So!
[03:33] ---
    Grand Operation Toilet is go!
[03:35] ---
    Roger!
[03:36] ---
    Dear me! This is all too much!
[03:40] ---
    Toilet, toilet, toilet!
[03:43] ---
    I'm back!
[03:44] ---
    Welcome home.
[03:48] ---
    I made it...
[03:51] ---
    H-Huh?! Th-That's weird!
[03:54] ---
    What's wrong with it, I wonder?
[03:59] ---
    What is this?!
[04:03] ---
    Paul...!
[04:07] ---
    What's happened, Paul?!
[04:09] ---
    Momoka-sama!
[04:11] ---
    Momoka-sama... You must not
    approach the toilet over here!
[04:16] ---
    I am ashamed to admit such a blunder, but...
[04:19] ---
    ...I was...
    attacked while... on the toilet...
[04:24] ---
    What did you say?
[04:25] ---
    Toilet?
[04:30] ---
    Hothothothohot!
[04:31] ---
    H-Hel-Hel-Help me!
[04:44] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[04:46] ---
    The experiment is a grand success!
[04:49] ---
    Simply attach this Toiletformer
    to any toilet on Pekopon,
[04:53] ---
    and it becomes an intelligent weapon!
[04:55] ---
    We're on the fast track to invasion.
[04:57] ---
    H-However,
[04:59] ---
    what do we do if the
    toilet is Japanese-style?
[05:02] ---
    Have a look-see.
[05:04] ---
    Gero?
[05:05] ---
    This is 556-san's apartment.
[05:07] ---
    It works even if the toilet
    is a different shape.
[05:09] ---
    Or, like, worldwide appeal?
[05:12] ---
    Unexpectedly effective.
[05:14] ---
    More to the point,
    Mr. 556 is not a Pekoponian.
SIGN    Space Detective
[05:20] ---
    W-Well, guess we just need
    to apologize later.
[05:23] ---
    So!
[05:25] ---
    We will expand the range
    of our operation, sir!
[05:27] ---
    But just before that,
    I think I'll go use the toilet!
[05:32] ---
    Kero kero kero...
[05:37] ---
    Gero? What in the world?
[05:39] ---
    G-Gero... Damn this... gero... gero...
[05:46] ---
    All it took down was the main camera, sir.
[05:55] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?
[05:56] ---
    Help me!
[05:58] ---
    Lend him a hand!
[06:00] ---
    One, two...
[06:02] ---
    One, two! Heave ho! There we... go!
[06:10] ---
    I'm saved, sir.
[06:12] ---
    But what is the meaning of this?
[06:14] ---
    I didn't expect the damage
    to extend even to us.
[06:18] ---
    Come check this out.
    Things got a bit out of hand.
[06:23] ---
    Gero? Whassis?
[06:25] ---
    We will be controlled by no one.
[06:28] ---
    It is we who will control this world.
[06:31] ---
    Gero...
[06:32] ---
    What's going on?
[06:34] ---
    The toilets are revolting!
[06:37] ---
    Tch! Those guys!
[06:39] ---
    So they've started a coup d'état!
SIGN    HEY!!
[06:40] ---
    Hey!! Stupid frog!!
SIGN    STUPID FROG!!
[06:43] ---
    You're the ones who did weird
    stuff to the toilets, aren't you?!
[06:45] ---
    Sarge, put them back to normal!
[06:48] ---
    You'd better frickin' pack this in!
[06:50] ---
    Listen, you. You fix this right this minute
    or things are going to get ugly!
[06:54] ---
    Lady Natsumi, calm, calm!
[06:59] ---
    We are toilets.
[07:01] ---
    And I am Toilet Command!
[07:04] ---
    We will make a world of the toilets,
    by the toilets, for the toilets!
[07:09] ---
    This message is our declaration of war
    on mankind and on all alienkind,
[07:13] ---
    our toilet's declaration of independence!
[07:18] ---
    Looks like the on-board AI
    gave them undesirable thoughts.
[07:22] ---
    Gero... What now...
[07:24] ---
    Don't give me "what now"!
    Bring the system down ASAP!
[07:27] ---
    Mmm, impossible, I'm afraid.
[07:29] ---
    It's an autonomous system.
[07:32] ---
    What?!
[07:33] ---
    Stupid frog!
[07:34] ---
    Kululu! Can't you do anything?!
[07:36] ---
    Tch. All right, fine.
[07:44] ---
    We are toilets! We will fight!
[07:47] ---
    Freedom and cleanliness for all toilets!
[07:50] ---
    Freedom is the the universal right
    of all intelligent lifeforms!
[07:53] ---
    Those who get us dirty, vandalize us,
    or clog us up will not be forgiven!
[07:57] ---
    Ready, sir?
[07:59] ---
    We will now commence our attack!
    Quash those toilets, sir!
[08:03] ---
    And why do we have to fight, as well?!
SIGN    Nature's Call
[08:06] ---
    Pekoponians and Keronians are united in
    their need to answer nature's call, ma'am!
[08:10] ---
    We must unite as one, and take back
    the toilets into our own hands!
SIGN    Come Back, Toilets!
[08:16] ---
    We'll vandalize them with paint rounds,
    and take the fight out of them!
[08:20] ---
    Fight! Super Toilet Life-Forms!
[08:23] ---
    Toilets, roll out!
[08:28] ---
    Take these special paint shots!
[08:30] ---
    Is this really going to work?
[08:39] ---
    Sis...
[08:40] ---
    There's no end to them!
[08:41] ---
    Of course there isn't! Every toilet
    in Inner-Tokyo has gone crazy!
SIGN    India Ink
[08:55] ---
    Dororo!
[08:57] ---
    Paul!
[08:57] ---
    Yes, milady.
[08:58] ---
    All units, fire paint missiles.
[09:06] ---
    We will not succumb to vandalism!
[09:07] ---
    Tch! We're not getting anywhere!
[09:11] ---
    If that's how it's going to be,
[09:12] ---
    it's time for the Keron Army's
    ultimate destructive weapon:
[09:20] ---
    this Attack Chance,
    Featuring Golden Hammer #10!
[09:24] ---
    We'll pulverize all those toilets
    until there's nothing left, sir!
[09:28] ---
    What are you saying, stupid frog?!
[09:31] ---
    If the toilets are pulverized,
[09:33] ---
    we will not have any place
    to relieve ourselves!
[09:36] ---
    Yes! We have to return them to normal
    and treat them with care!
[09:41] ---
    Your call, commander.
[09:44] ---
    I know! I've got a great idea!
[09:47] ---
    Okay, the kid.
[09:49] ---
    Did you see our power?!
[09:51] ---
    Glory to toilets!
[09:55] ---
    All units, commence bombing!
[10:01] ---
    Hmph. Bombs.
[10:10] ---
    What?!
[10:12] ---
    Th-That's...!
[10:14] ---
    Oh, come on! What are these?
[10:16] ---
    My underpants.
[10:18] ---
    What?
[10:18] ---
    Oh! What a gallant scene!
[10:22] ---
    Wh-What is this about, Fuyuki?
[10:24] ---
    Well, you see...
[10:26] ---
    I once accidentally flushed my underpants
    down the toilet and clogged it.
[10:32] ---
    Destruction of evidence, I see.
[10:34] ---
    I thought this might be a way
    to stop their movements.
[10:38] ---
    Is that how it works?
[10:39] ---
    Underpants!
[10:41] ---
    Not underpants! Anything but that!
[10:45] ---
    N-No!
[10:48] ---
    Don't flush anything except toilet paper!!
[10:58] ---
    All toilets, silenced.
[11:00] ---
    Looks like the Toiletformers short-circuited.
[11:03] ---
    Nice! Marvelous psychological tactics, sir!
[11:06] ---
    Good job, Master Fuyuki!
[11:08] ---
    That's all very well, but...
[11:10] ---
    This is...
[11:11] ---
    ...going to be a major pain to clean up.
[11:14] ---
    It is.
[11:16] ---
    Kululu, wipe the townspeople's
    memories, too, would ya?
[11:19] ---
    Mochicourse.
[11:20] ---
    All crafts, return to base.
[11:22] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's... Fuyuki-kun's...
    Fuyuki-kun's...
[11:25] ---
    Fuyuki-kun's...
[11:29] ---
    And...
[11:31] ---
    Gero! Toilets really do have to be
    used cleanly and with care, sir!
[11:38] ---
    Later, Sergeant Keroro was assigned
    toilet-cleaning duty for three months.
[11:42] ---
    I... still have a place to go home to.
[11:46] ---
    And nothing can make me happier.
[11:58] ---
    Rain.
[11:59] ---
    The rain in winter is particularly cold,
[12:01] ---
    and chills you to the bone.
[12:20] ---
    Tch.
[12:35] ---
    Kululu and the Puppy, Sir!
[12:44] ---
    I'm home!
[12:46] ---
    Welcome back.
[12:47] ---
    Sis, I just saw Kululu at the park.
[12:51] ---
    At the park? On a rainy day like this?
[12:55] ---
    Yeah, and...
[12:57] ---
    I dunno why, but he was with a puppy.
[12:59] ---
    I think he was about to bring it home.
[13:02] ---
    Kululu?! No wayyyyy.
[13:06] ---
    I can't even imagine Kululu cuddling a puppy.
[13:10] ---
    He's obviously just up to no good again.
[13:16] ---
    Ahh, you looked at it, didn't you?
[13:18] ---
    Admission fee, please, 10,000 gallons.
[13:22] ---
    Like so. See?
[13:24] ---
    Y-You're right...
[13:27] ---
    Hello.
[13:29] ---
    Kululu!
[13:30] ---
    I-Is something the matter?
[13:33] ---
    Think you could split some of your food?
[13:38] ---
    W-Well, okay, but...
[13:40] ---
    We don't have any curry, borscht, pirozhki,
[13:43] ---
    dak galbi, vinegared mackerel, monjayaki,
    or anything else you like...
[13:46] ---
    Not that kind of stuff.
[13:48] ---
    Something... easier to digest.
[13:53] ---
    Easy to digest...
[13:57] ---
    Wha?
SIGN    Kululu
[14:12] ---
    There really is something strange going on.
[14:15] ---
    Yeah. Kululu would never
    normally ask us for anything.
[14:20] ---
    And he never eats anything easy to digest.
[14:22] ---
    He's definitely up to something weird!
[14:27] ---
    Come on. I can't believe this is all
    you can eat. Where's your sense of adventure?
[14:32] ---
    Is someone there?
[14:34] ---
    Dunno...
[14:35] ---
    Gimme your paw.
[14:38] ---
    You can't even do that?
[14:40] ---
    What a dumb dog.
[14:42] ---
    Can't feed you if that's all you've got.
SIGN    It's true?
[14:49] ---
    Tch. Fine. Eat this.
[14:57] ---
    What?!
[14:59] ---
    Kululu's... Kululu's...?!
[15:03] ---
    No wayyyyy.
[15:04] ---
    It's true.
[15:06] ---
    I saw it myself, Sarge.
[15:08] ---
    Well, certainly, the desire to rescue a
    little puppy from being drenched by the rain
[15:12] ---
    isn't inconceivable,
[15:13] ---
    at least for normal people.
[15:18] ---
    But we're talking about Kululu,
    so non-non-non-non-non!
[15:21] ---
    Absolutely imposible, ma'am!
[15:26] ---
    No... See...
[15:28] ---
    Honestly. What are you two
    plotting by trying to deceive me?
[15:34] ---
    April Fools is a long way off, ma'am.
[15:37] ---
    Fine!
[15:38] ---
    If you're that sure,
    we'll show you the proof.
SIGN    Kululu
[15:42] ---
    Puppy? No idea what you're talking about.
[15:46] ---
    Don't lie! We saw you just now!
[15:49] ---
    Why the heck would I take care of a puppy?
[15:52] ---
    You can search the place all
    over if you like.
[16:04] ---
    It's not here...
[16:05] ---
    C'mon... where did he hide it?
[16:09] ---
    See? You can't find what's not there.
     I told you, didn't I?
[16:11] ---
    Give it up already,
    Lady Natsumi, Master Fuyuki.
[16:16] ---
    Kululu would never do such
    a Mutsugoro-like thing.
[16:20] ---
    It's definitely here!
[16:22] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Peh...
[16:25] ---
    Going along with this is
    just a waste of time, ma'am.
SIGN    Shock...
[16:28] ---
    Gonna go make a Gundam model.
[16:30] ---
    H-Hey, wait...
[16:31] ---
    You guys'd better skedaddle, too.
[16:49] ---
    This time he's gone off with vegetables!
[16:52] ---
    There definitely is a puppy!
SIGN    Kululu
[16:58] ---
    This smell, it's...
[16:59] ---
    ...curry! He's making a curry!
[17:02] ---
    But curry at this time of night?
[17:07] ---
    No way.
[17:09] ---
    Oh no!
[17:13] ---
    Kululu!
[17:13] ---
    What are you up to?!
SIGN    Kululu
[17:15] ---
    
SIGN    In The Bath
[17:20] ---
    I'm so embarrassed...
[17:24] ---
    Good grief.
[17:26] ---
    If you'd picked up a puppy, you should've
    just said so in the first place, sir!
[17:30] ---
    But I have my image to think about, right?
[17:35] ---
    Anyway. Now this has happened,
    we'll just have to all raise it together, sir.
[17:40] ---
    No.
[17:42] ---
    What, ma'am?
[17:44] ---
    I'd love to keep it, too, you know?
[17:48] ---
    But Mom can't deal with animals, remember?
SIGN    Mom
    The Strongest Woman
[17:52] ---
    Yes. Hinata Aki-san absolutely hates animals.
[17:57] ---
    It's really too bad, but...
    we can't keep it here.
[18:04] ---
    Then...
[18:06] ---
    ...you want me to go chuck it?
[18:11] ---
    Lady Natsumi... Master Fuyuki...
[18:15] ---
    This is a request from me.
    At least until we find its owner,
[18:19] ---
    we'll take care of it ourselves, ma'am!
[18:22] ---
    For Kululu's sake!
[18:26] ---
    Well... it's true I don't want to get on
    Kululu's bad side by not keeping it here.
[18:32] ---
    But in exchange...
[18:35] ---
    ...you have to take good care of it.
[18:37] ---
    Sis!
[18:38] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[18:43] ---
    Now I owe you one, hmph.
[18:48] ---
    Paw!
[18:49] ---
    Aw, you're such a hopeless little doggy-woggy.
[18:53] ---
    Get the ball!
[18:56] ---
    Whatever.
SIGN    NO curry!
[19:05] ---
    Good boy, good boy, good boy!
[19:16] ---
    Up ya go! Up ya go! Up ya go!
[19:20] ---
    I never knew Kululu had this side to him.
[19:23] ---
    I might see him a little differently
    from now on.
[19:27] ---
    I've known Kululu a long time, but...
[19:30] ---
    ...I confess I'm surprised, ma'am.
[19:34] ---
    Paw!
[19:41] ---
    Darn it, that tickles...
[19:44] ---
    So close!
[19:45] ---
    Hey, let's let the others know, too!
[19:48] ---
    I think they'd all take a new view of Kululu!
[19:51] ---
    Yeah. That sounds good, sir!
[19:54] ---
    What?! Kululu-dono?!
[19:56] ---
    Whaa? That is so creepy!
[19:59] ---
    Or, like, creature comforts?
[20:02] ---
    Giroro?
[20:04] ---
    Giroro?
[20:07] ---
    He's not here...
[20:13] ---
    I wonder where Giroro went.
[20:15] ---
    Lady Natsumi! Come here a moment, ma'am!
[20:19] ---
    Okay, here we go, guys...
[20:23] ---
    Paw!
[20:43] ---
    Oh?
[20:44] ---
    Isn't that the "Reverse we are all living creatures"
    Gun which turns people into animals?
[20:48] ---
    And it appears to have gone off
    accidentally, for some reason...
[20:52] ---
    Gero?!
[20:53] ---
    Kululu?!
[20:54] ---
    Why?!
[20:55] ---
    Kululu! Are you all right?
[21:14] ---
    Wh-What...
[21:16] ---
    Paw.
[21:18] ---
    Noooooooooooooooo!!
[21:22] ---
    Was this series of happenings
    simply a natural course of events,
[21:25] ---
    or yet another of Kululu's schemes?
[21:28] ---
    That remains a mystery.
SIGN    Dejected...
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    It's Fuyuki. For the mascot
    of Canada's Winter Olympics,
[23:11] ---
    a type of snow creature
    called the Sasquatch was chosen.
[23:14] ---
    Doesn't that mean that the Canadian
    government acknowledges their existence?
SIGN    Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡
[23:18] ---
    Don't you think that's amazing?!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that! Please...
    make me a mascot, too...
[23:24] ---
    "Natsumi: Take Me Out to
    the Snowland, Sir!"
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro: Hot Springs are All About
    the Table-Tennis, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E195 - Natsumi: Take Me Out to the Snowland, Sir! / Keroro: Hot Springs are All About the Table-Tennis, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    Winter...
[01:32] ---
    Winter...
[01:35] ---
    Winter brings to mind nabe,
    which is nice, but...
[01:39] ---
    Come on, there's more to winter
    than that! There's more!
[01:42] ---
    Skiing! Skiing!
[01:44] ---
    I want to go skiing, sir!
[01:46] ---
    If not now, then when?
[01:49] ---
    Destination, skiing! Let's go, skiing!
SIGN     Ski ♡
SIGN     Ski ♡
SIGN    Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡ Ski♡
[01:51] ---
    Ski! Ski! Suki suki!
[01:54] ---
    We see eye-to-eye for once!
[01:57] ---
    Sounds good to me.
    I want to go skiing, too!
[02:00] ---
    You say it, girl!
[02:02] ---
    Hey there, girl of the slopes!
[02:04] ---
    You say skiing,
[02:06] ---
    but all it really is is climbing up,
    sliding down, and doing it all over again...
[02:10] ---
    Just repetitive back-and forth
    up-and-down unproductive movement...
SIGN    Door to his heart Sealed Shut!!
[02:17] ---
    What's with that flat reaction?!
[02:19] ---
    Why not go and study abominable
    snowmen and snowwomen on the slopes?
[02:23] ---
    Hmm...
[02:25] ---
    Well, that might be okay.
[02:27] ---
    Yahoo! Then it's settled!
[02:29] ---
    You mustn't do that.
SIGN    Why? It's pretty obvious, though
[02:31] ---
    Wh-Why?
[02:33] ---
    I can't let children and aliens
    go off skiing on their own.
[02:37] ---
    I have work tomorrow.
[02:39] ---
    But it's okay if you have an adult with you!
[02:44] ---
    Looks like it's time for
    this baby again, then.
[02:47] ---
    The "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun!
SIGN    "Climb the stairs to adulthood" Gun
[02:51] ---
    Haven't brought this one out in a while!
[02:53] ---
    Wha?! Then...
[03:01] ---
    Natsumi: Take Me Out to
    the Snowland, Sir!
[03:07] ---
    And so, we find ourselves
    on the charming slopes!
[03:12] ---
    Oh, and here we have our charming woman!
[03:15] ---
    Who is Natsumi-chan, now an adult.
SIGN    Welcome to Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Kasosugi Village is a sister village to Hicksville
[03:20] ---
    Does it have to be this way?
[03:23] ---
    I promised my little sister
    I'd do all her homework for her.
[03:27] ---
    I promised my big sis I'd be her slave and
    let her boss me around for the rest of my life.
SIGN    Welcome to Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Kasosugi Village is a sister village to Hicksville
[03:32] ---
    S-Slave?
SIGN    Kasosugi Village Hall
[03:33] ---
    Wanna trade?
SIGN    First Prize
[03:37] ---
    I can't believe the single Dunhed model
    that was sleeping at the back of our shop...
[03:42] ---
    ...could bring such
    liveliness to our village!
[03:45] ---
    Mayor!
[03:46] ---
    Yes!
[03:47] ---
    Overtake Hicksville!
[03:50] ---
    The stupid frog must be after that thing.
[03:53] ---
    Honestly. He's unbelievable.
[03:55] ---
    I guess I'll keep
    my distance from this place.
[03:59] ---
    Milady, as per Master Tamama's information,
[04:02] ---
    Master Fuyuki's party has reportedly arrived
    at this Depopulous Village Ski Resort.
[04:08] ---
    But, Paul, I wonder if the ski-slope
    effect is really a real thing?
[04:12] ---
    It most certainly is.
[04:14] ---
    Snow is an all-natural
    beauty light-boosting artist!
SIGN    Attractiveness Boost Tripled
[04:18] ---
    It is said to have the ability
    to triple your attractiveness!
[04:22] ---
    Uh, actually, the saying is normally
    that it boosts it by 30%.
[04:26] ---
    And take a look at that symbol!
[04:29] ---
    That is the cross-point
    worked out by our supercomputer!
[04:34] ---
    If Master Fuyuki stands on that point,
    and gazes at you from there, milady,
[04:39] ---
    the angle of the light,
    his psychological state,
[04:41] ---
    the background—all these elements
    and more will synchronize,
[04:44] ---
    and you will have a grip on his heart
    as tight as an eagle's talons!
[04:48] ---
    An eagle's grip...
[04:51] ---
    Which is why I have titled this...
[04:52] ---
    "Grand Operation to Seize Master Fuyuki's Heart
    in an Eagle's Grip with the Ski-Slope Effect!"
SIGN    Grand Operation to Seize Master Fuyuki's Heart in an Eagle's Grip with the Ski-Slope Effect
[04:57] ---
    And all Fuyuki-kun has
    to do is stand there!
[05:02] ---
    Meanwhile, the very same Fuyuki-kun was...
[05:12] ---
    I fell backwards, exactly as I predicted!
[05:16] ---
    It's cold and painful, and there's
    no abominable snowmen or snowwomen,
[05:20] ---
    but it feels so good,
     I can forget all about it!
[05:22] ---
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:25] ---
    Ya!
[05:26] ---
    Sarge?!
[05:30] ---
    Wow! You're amazing, Sarge!
SIGN    Active Fault
[05:33] ---
    Even when there's snow all on top of them, the
    active faults still stand right out, don't they?
[05:39] ---
    Ahh...
[05:41] ---
    Or, like, selfish dreaming?
[05:43] ---
    Just as long as you're only looking.
[05:47] ---
    When night comes, I'll eat mochi
    with Natsumi-san in this snow hut!
[05:51] ---
    Snow hut, huh.
[05:58] ---
    Hm? Wasn't Natsumi-chan supposed
    to be a sports all-star?
[06:02] ---
    I'm great at skiing, but today's
    my first time on a snowboard.
[06:08] ---
    You're lookin' sexy, girl!
[06:10] ---
    W-Wanna play with us a-after skiin'?
[06:14] ---
    Sigh... Again?
[06:17] ---
    I'm warning you guys, watch yourselves.
    I'm a lot stronger, now I'm—
[06:23] ---
    Huh?
[06:24] ---
    I can't move freely on the snowboard!
[06:26] ---
    It's so lovely how you're assertive
    an' at the same time klutzy!
[06:30] ---
    You look like you'd be worth goin' out with!
SIGN    Snow Torpedo
SIGN    Direct Hit!!
[06:38] ---
    Direct hit with snow torpedo!
[06:40] ---
    Never underestimate a mountain kid!
[06:44] ---
    There was another one!
[06:51] ---
    Tumble down to the depths of hell.
[06:55] ---
    Giroro!
[06:57] ---
    Looks like you let your
    guard down again, Natsumi.
[07:00] ---
    This is a battlefield—
    a ski slope only by name.
[07:03] ---
    How could you let those people
    get the better of you?
[07:09] ---
    Thank you!
[07:10] ---
    Tha—?!
SIGN    Ba-dump!!
[07:11] ---
    Direct hit with ski-slope effect!
    From an adult Natsumi-chan!
SIGN    Giroro's heart beating violently!!
SIGN    Clang!
SIGN    Sunk
[07:30] ---
    Also sunk!
[07:32] ---
    What are you doing, Giroro?
[07:36] ---
    Hi! I thought you'd be coming, Natsumi!
[07:39] ---
    Honey-san?
[07:41] ---
    I won't lose this time!
[07:43] ---
    Huh?
[07:44] ---
    Okay, here we go!
SIGN    First Place Prize
[07:48] ---
    What's this ripoff-looking mech?
[07:51] ---
    No, no. It is no ripoff, Tamama-kun.
[07:55] ---
    They took the great risk of taking giant robots
    from anime into the world of live action,
SIGN    Live-Action Version!!
SIGN    Tokusatsu Robot Action!!
[07:59] ---
    and ultimately disappeared after making just
    one little-known movie called Dunhed.
SIGN    Surpassed Hollywood!
[08:02] ---
    And this is its model.
[08:05] ---
    It is a rare item whose sheer scarcity has
    earned it legendary status in some circles!
[08:10] ---
    And of course, a true obsessive could
    never overlook such a thing, right?
[08:13] ---
    Gero?! My archrival, Master Saburo!
SIGN    Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Beauties on the Slopes Contest
[08:16] ---
    I thought you'd do this,
    so I went and asked Honey-san.
[08:21] ---
    Honey-san! Good luck!
[08:23] ---
    Okay, Saburo! Leave it to me!
SIGN    Kasosugi Village Ski Resort Beauties on the Slopes Contest
[08:27] ---
    Saburo-senpai?
[08:28] ---
    Ah! Natchi! Good luck!
[08:31] ---
    Who knew there'd be so many
    Dunhed nuts here?
[08:34] ---
    Never underestimate fanatics, sir!
[08:36] ---
    Wait, why do I have to participate
    in the race for the stupid frog?!
[08:49] ---
    Well, whatever. I just have to retire.
[08:52] ---
    Come on, lass!
[08:53] ---
    Huh?
[08:54] ---
    Go for it!!
[09:03] ---
    3 meters more...
[09:05] ---
    Milady... it will be any moment.
[09:07] ---
    Please prepare.
[09:08] ---
    Yes!
[09:11] ---
    I... I'm so embarrassed... but...
[09:15] ---
    Now... Fuyuki-kun will...
[09:20] ---
    Move, move!
[09:23] ---
    I'm sorry, Fuyuki!
[09:25] ---
    That's so mean, Sis!
[09:29] ---
    Oh no!
[09:30] ---
    Let's chase those chicks!
[09:33] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Triple Visual Boost In Progress!!
[09:42] ---
    She's so cute...
[09:44] ---
    I'm fallin' for her!
[09:45] ---
    Me, too.
[09:46] ---
    Me, too!
[09:47] ---
    You freaks...
[09:49] ---
    ...aren't part of the picture!
SIGN    Anger Triple Boost
[09:54] ---
    I can't beat temptation, after all!
[09:58] ---
    I'll just poke it a little bit!
[10:01] ---
    Huh?
[10:02] ---
    Whaaaaa?!
[10:05] ---
    N-Natsumi-san?! Look ooooooout!
[10:09] ---
    No more!
[10:12] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[10:13] ---
    Koyuki-dono!
[10:16] ---
    Natsumi-san, what's wrong?
[10:19] ---
    I was forced... into the race...
[10:21] ---
    I see! A race!
[10:23] ---
    We shall assist you.
[10:25] ---
    Aeolus Blast!
[10:28] ---
    Gale Formation!
[10:36] ---
    Today, I'm finally going to be the champion!
[10:40] ---
    What?
[10:48] ---
    And the winner is Hinata Natsumi-san!
[10:51] ---
    Oh no!
[10:52] ---
    Yahoo! That's our Lady Natsumi, sir!
[10:57] ---
    Natsumi-chan really is strong.
[11:00] ---
    She's taken the Dunhed from me.
SIGN    First Place Prize
[11:03] ---
    Here you go. What you wanted.
[11:05] ---
    Gero? Why give it to me?
[11:08] ---
    What do you mean, "why"?
    You came here wanting this, right?
[11:12] ---
    Ungh...
[11:13] ---
    Dunhed's outside my area of interest.
SIGN    No particular interest
[11:16] ---
    Give it to Master Saburo, ma'am.
[11:19] ---
    Wha?!
[11:25] ---
    I simply wanted to enjoy
    skiing with everyone, ma'am.
[11:30] ---
    It was a total coincidence that
    there was a Dunhed here, ma'am.
[11:40] ---
    Huh? What's with those reactions?
[11:43] ---
    I came here by Enoden!
[11:45] ---
    So I always have to be plotting
    something, is that it?!
[11:49] ---
    Kululu! Let's go buy Kamakura hanpen!
[11:52] ---
    It was a winter's day exemplifying
    the way we are judged by our daily conduct.
SIGN    Winter...
[12:06] ---
    Winter...
[12:08] ---
    Winter brings to mind nabe,
    which is nice, but...
[12:13] ---
    ...hot springs are nice, too!
[12:16] ---
    This feels good!
[12:18] ---
    Paradise, paradise!
[12:20] ---
    Or, like, deluxe hot springs?
[12:23] ---
    I hope we're not taking advantage too much
    of the Nishizawa Peach Group's hotel.
[12:28] ---
    Oh, no, it's more fun when you all stay.
[12:31] ---
    And now Fuyuki-kun's heart will be
[12:34] ---
    grabbed in an eagle's grip by the
    freshly-bathed yukata effect!
[12:37] ---
    Oh!
[12:42] ---
    This constricting feeling...
[12:45] ---
    So good...
SIGN    Table-tennis table
[12:50] ---
    Why are there always table-tennis tables
    at hot springs, anyway?
[12:55] ---
    I don't think they're always...
[12:57] ---
    Maybe they make the hot spring
    look more rustic?
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
SIGN    Rustic
[13:01] ---
    Newly-constructed ones have them, too.
[13:03] ---
    And this is the only time when those ones
    who stay far away from sports...
[13:07] ---
    Sarge, wanna play table-tennis?
[13:09] ---
    ...say stuff like that, sir.
[13:12] ---
    H-He's right.
[13:16] ---
    Keroro: Hot Springs are All About
    the Table-Tennis, Sir!
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[13:25] ---
    There!
[13:26] ---
    Kero!
[13:28] ---
    Ah! Mr. Sergeant and Fukki
    are playing ping-pong!
[13:35] ---
    That bath was lovely!
SIGN    Ba-dump!!
[13:38] ---
    Direct hit with the
    freshly-bathed yukata effect!
SIGN    Giroro's heart beating violently!!
[13:43] ---
    Oh, yeah! The freshly-bathed
    yukata effect is super effective!
[13:51] ---
    Take that!
[13:52] ---
    He isn't looking.
[13:53] ---
    Milady! To be doubly sure, I will go and
    prepare Part II of the Ski-Slope Effect!
[13:59] ---
    Please do.
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[14:05] ---
    Hot springs are all about the table-tennis.
[14:08] ---
    Or, like, scheduled event?
[14:10] ---
    But why table-tennis at hot springs?
[14:13] ---
    Well... that escapes even me...
[14:16] ---
    Look at Fuyuki, though!
    He's actually doing kind of okay!
[14:19] ---
    It is amazing that he is
    keeping it up for so long!
[14:28] ---
    How manly Fuyuki-kun looks!
[14:30] ---
    Truly a prince of table-tennis!
[14:32] ---
    I want to play table-tennis
    with Fuyuki-kun, too!
[14:36] ---
    It's not that I'm good.
[14:38] ---
    It's just because Sarge is
    hitting me back easy balls.
[14:41] ---
    What does that mean?
[14:43] ---
    Look at Keroro's movements.
[14:50] ---
    He's so small!
[14:52] ---
    Keronians are at a height disadvantage!
[14:55] ---
    Not that.
[14:56] ---
    Our honorable leader,
    though he is moving very actively,
[15:00] ---
    is aiming the ball with precision
    at Fuyuki-kun's extended racket!
[15:05] ---
    No matter how Fuyuki returns the ball,
    he's returning it back to him in the same place.
[15:10] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is so amazing!
[15:13] ---
    Or, like, superb technique?
[15:15] ---
    So... the stupid frog is pretty good, then!
[15:21] ---
    We shall finish this tonight!
[15:23] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Yeah!!
SIGN    Now!
[15:34] ---
    Ahhhh, this sucks!
[15:36] ---
    I have been called the Ping-Pong
    Ai-chan of Planet Keron.
[15:39] ---
    You stand no chance against me, ma'am!
[15:41] ---
    Natsumi-san! I will avenge you!
[15:44] ---
    Steel yourself!
[15:46] ---
    What you say?!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[15:49] ---
    Ninja Art: Konohagakure no Jutsu!
[15:58] ---
    Yes! Avenged!
[16:00] ---
    Is that allowed?!
[16:04] ---
    How dare you do that to my Mr. Sergeant?
[16:07] ---
    Gero.
[16:08] ---
    If that's how you're gonna
    play it, I'll play the same!
[16:12] ---
    Wait, how do you play ping-pong?
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[16:18] ---
    Private Tamama... Sit back down
    and learn by watching, sir.
[16:23] ---
    Okay!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[16:26] ---
    Here!
[16:28] ---
    There!
[16:29] ---
    Lady Mois, you're pretty good, ma'am!
[16:31] ---
    Thank you very much!
[16:34] ---
    Or, like, deeply thankful?
[16:35] ---
    That woman! Quit slackin' off!
[16:39] ---
    It does seem to be lacking tension.
[16:41] ---
    But this is nice as well, don't you think?
[16:43] ---
    Ohh!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[16:45] ---
    I'm sorry, Uncle...
[16:48] ---
    I messed up...
[16:50] ---
    Oh, no, no, it's impressive that you
    kept it going for so long, ma'am!
[16:56] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[16:57] ---
    That little...!
[16:59] ---
    Okay, next! Giroro!
[17:02] ---
    Play with me?
[17:03] ---
    Play with me?
SIGN    Play with me?
[17:05] ---
    Play with me? Play with me?
[17:08] ---
    B-Bring it on!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[17:12] ---
    Here I come, Giroro!
[17:14] ---
    Okay!
[17:17] ---
    Here I come!
[17:19] ---
    Here I come! Here I come!
[17:21] ---
    Here I come!
[17:23] ---
    He...re... I... come...
[17:27] ---
    Giroro? What's wrong?
[17:29] ---
    Ah... ahh... Sorry...
[17:31] ---
    Huh. So Giroro's bad at table-tennis!
[17:34] ---
    Okay, let's take it slow.
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[17:36] ---
    There.
[17:39] ---
    Hup.
[17:44] ---
    And tap!
[17:49] ---
    What is this... pleasant feeling that...
    melts my soldier's heart...
[17:51] ---
    Here I come, Giroro!
[17:54] ---
    Pick it up, Giroro!
[17:55] ---
    I-I-I-Is this...
[17:56] ---
    Is this the thing they call
    hot-spring table-tennis?
[17:59] ---
    Yup. Life is always a mountain—
SIGN    Sunk
[18:08] ---
    Ultimately, Giroro was sunk!
[18:10] ---
    U-Um...
[18:12] ---
    F-Fuyuikini...
[18:15] ---
    Hey, Nishizawa-san,
    why don't you and I play a game?
[18:18] ---
    O-Okay!
[18:22] ---
    There!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[18:31] ---
    Ahh... this is so... thrilling!
[18:34] ---
    I never thought I'd be able to play
    table-tennis with Fuyuki-kun like this!
[18:46] ---
    I'm...
[18:47] ---
    ...falling for Fuyuki-kun's
    freshly-bathed yukata effeffeffefe...
[18:52] ---
    Nishizawa-san!
[18:54] ---
    Momocchi!
SIGN    Nishizawa Momoka: Diagnosis
SIGN    Just Lovesick!
[18:56] ---
    Ahh, she's just lovesick, that's all.
[19:04] ---
    Ah, Nishizawa-san!
[19:05] ---
    F-Fufuyuhiyaki-fun...
[19:09] ---
    Momoka-chan, fainted once again!
[19:11] ---
    And finally, you, stupid
    frog! A revenge match!
[19:15] ---
    Try as you like, the result
    will be the same, ma'am!
[19:17] ---
    You never know until you try!
[19:19] ---
    Very well, ma'am!
[19:21] ---
    I accept your challenge, Lady Natsumi!
[19:26] ---
    Good luck, Mr. Sergeant!
[19:28] ---
    Fight, Natsumi-san!
[19:29] ---
    Do your best, Uncle!
[19:32] ---
    This will be a sight to behold!
[19:33] ---
    N-Natsumi...
[19:35] ---
    One more lemonade, 'kay?
[19:42] ---
    Ah! Nishizawa-san!
[19:43] ---
    F-Fuyu...
[19:47] ---
    Once again fainted!
[19:48] ---
    Here I come!
[19:51] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    Slow but Steady Wins the Race
[19:53] ---
    There!
[19:54] ---
    So there!
[19:56] ---
    Yaaa!
[20:07] ---
    Lady Natsumi!
[20:08] ---
    Stupid frog!
[20:10] ---
    Amazing! You two are amazing!
[20:19] ---
    Ah, Nishizawa-san!
SIGN    Men's
[20:26] ---
    Milady... It seems my strategy...
[20:30] ---
    ...is unnecessary.
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[20:32] ---
    In the end, this game was never settled.
[20:37] ---
    And as for Momoka-chan...
[20:52] ---
    Gero gero.
[21:00] ---
    She was having strange dreams like these,
    but it seems she felt happy.
[21:08] ---
    Sis, aren't you going to settle
    your table-tennis match with Sarge?
[21:12] ---
    Ah, never mind that anymore.
[21:15] ---
    That only has meaning when you
    do it at hot springs, sir.
[21:20] ---
    Right?
[21:21] ---
    Right?
[21:22] ---
    Huh. So that's how it works?
[21:23] ---
    Right?
[21:26] ---
    Hot spring table-tennis. It is a separate sport
    from normal table-tennis.
[21:30] ---
    It looks like everyone got a little closer.
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Long, long ago,
[23:10] ---
    there was an anime that dared to break out of
    its 2-part structure, and take on an 18-in-1,
[23:14] ---
    "30 Minutes of Gerogero."
SIGN    Keroro: Invasion with Kotatsu, Sir!
SIGN    Snug
[23:16] ---
    122 episodes have passed since then...
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that! Next time,
    commemorating our 196th episode,
[23:24] ---
    "It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    A deluxe 13 parts, ish?
[23:30] ---
    So... how's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E196 - It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    Winter is in full swing.
[01:34] ---
    During that cold season, when the
    chilly air comes in blasts...
[01:38] ---
    The fact of the matter is that seasons make
    no difference to an invading alien, sir.
[01:43] ---
    ...Sergeant Keroro said,
    as he made Gundam models.
[01:46] ---
    Today, we have a special edition!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro Special Version
[01:48] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    It's Back! 30 Minutes of Gerogero!!
[01:49] ---
    It's back: 30 minutes of gerogero!
SIGN    Ultra-Deluxe 13-in-1-ish!!
[01:51] ---
    We bring you an ultra-deluxe 13-in-1-ish!
[01:54] ---
    W-We're doing that again?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #196
[01:57] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #196.
[02:01] ---
    Seriously, aren't there any good
    invasion operations we could do, sir?
[02:06] ---
    The thing is that we cannot do without
    the casual everyday life content.
[02:11] ---
    Mmm. And we don't have much of an
    invasion budget left this season.
[02:15] ---
    If it's "casual everyday life" we need...
    perhaps it should be related to food?
[02:19] ---
    Or, like, dog-eat-dog world?
[02:21] ---
    That's it, ma'am!
[02:23] ---
    Food gives me an idea! What about an invasion
    strategy exploiting forbidden combinations?
[02:27] ---
    Tama? Combinations?
[02:29] ---
    Yes. Lady Natsumi told me
[02:32] ---
    that Pekopon has combinations
    like "watermelon + tempura,"
SIGN    Actually Scary? Forbidden Combinations
[02:35] ---
    or "eel + umeboshi,"
[02:38] ---
    which you aren't ever supposed
    to eat together, sir!
[02:42] ---
    My honorable leader, those are superstitions.
[02:45] ---
    Doubt that has any scientific backing.
[02:47] ---
    Look, who cares if it does or doesn't!?
[02:49] ---
    We'll fill the world with foods
    that are never meant to go together,
[02:52] ---
    and we'll drop the Pekoponians
    into the Sebastian of fear, sir!
[02:56] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[02:59] ---
    Are you going to use domestic eels?
[03:02] ---
    Domestic's gonna cost ya.
[03:06] ---
    Uh... uh, yes, good point, sir...
[03:10] ---
    And watermelons aren't
    in season right now, you know.
[03:13] ---
    Even if you could find them,
    they'd be expensive.
[03:15] ---
    Or, like, lavish prices?
[03:18] ---
    Well... uh...
SIGN    To be continued
SIGN    Keroro: Invading with Kotatsu, Sir!
[03:23] ---
    Keroro: Invading with Kotatsu, Sir!
[03:29] ---
    Ahh, it's so cold!
[03:31] ---
    We're home!
[03:35] ---
    Did we own a kotatsu like this?
[03:38] ---
    Mom must have put it out for us.
[03:41] ---
    
[03:42] ---
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
[03:44] ---
    Bless you.
SIGN    Snug
[03:45] ---
    Ahhh, it's so warm!
[03:47] ---
    It really is! It's warmed up really nicely!
SIGN    Together with Chacmools No.66 Monthly New Spring Special Issue
[03:55] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[03:57] ---
    What on Earth?
[03:59] ---
    Maybe Sarge and the others
    are doing something again...
[04:02] ---
    That must be it.
[04:03] ---
    Fuyuki, go see what the
    stupid frogs are doing.
[04:07] ---
    Aw, whaaat? Why don't you go?
[04:09] ---
    I don't want to, either.
[04:11] ---
    I can't be bothered to
    get out of the kotatsu...
[04:13] ---
    Then... let's get Mom to check
    on them when she gets back.
[04:16] ---
    Yeah. Good idea!
[04:22] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[04:24] ---
    This invasion strategy is based on how it's
    hard to get out of a kotatsu once you're in!
[04:28] ---
    It scans the inside of
    the Pekoponians' minds,
[04:31] ---
    materializes whatever they feel like,
[04:33] ---
    which makes it
    even more difficult to escape,
[04:35] ---
    using its formidable
    materialization device, sir!
[04:38] ---
    We'll spread these kotatsu
    all around the world,
[04:41] ---
    and when no Pekoponians can escape
    the kotatsu, that is when we invade!
[04:47] ---
    What a peaceful operation.
[04:49] ---
    I have no reason to object to this.
[04:52] ---
    Okay, here we go, then!
[04:54] ---
    Destination: the world...
    kotatsu carriers, launch!
SIGN    Launch
[05:08] ---
    Will... Will this one finally work?
[05:15] ---
    But when all of the Pekoponians
    cannot get out of the kotatsus anymore,
[05:19] ---
    who is going to go invade?
[05:21] ---
    Erk.
[05:23] ---
    Th-That would be...
[05:26] ---
    Giroro, you do it.
[05:27] ---
    What?!
[05:28] ---
    Wh-Why should I do it?
[05:30] ---
    You're the leader, that's your job!
[05:33] ---
    Nahh... I'm the leader, so I should
    stay here in the kotatsu and issue directions.
[05:38] ---
    Mmm... okay, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
    you go invade for a bit.
[05:41] ---
    Aww, but I do not want to get
    out of the kotatsu, either.
[05:44] ---
    Dororo, then!
[05:45] ---
    It is unfair to depend on me
    only in times such as these.
[05:50] ---
    No worries.
[05:52] ---
    I made sure to put kotatsus in the
    invasion robot cockpits, as well.
[05:56] ---
    Oh! That's marvelous!
[05:59] ---
    Great job, Sergeant Major Kululu!
[06:01] ---
    But to get to the cockpit,
    we have to get out of the kotatsus.
[06:05] ---
    Y-You're right, sir...
[06:09] ---
    Okay, then...
[06:10] ---
    Everyone stay in your kotatsu and heave
    them to the hangar! Heave ho, heave ho!
[06:14] ---
    Uncle, Uncle!
[06:17] ---
    Come to think of it, Pekopon's southern
    hemisphere is in the middle of summer right now!
[06:21] ---
    Or, like, southern tropics?
SIGN    Huh?!
[06:25] ---
    Catch! Yay!
[06:29] ---
    Catch me if you can!
[06:31] ---
    Oh, you! Hey hey!
SIGN    Keroro: Invading with Ramen, Sir!
[06:35] ---
    Keroro: Invading with Ramen, Sir!
SIGN    One Invasion To Go!!
[06:40] ---
    So, we will capitalize on the characteristics
    of each of us in the Keroro Platoon,
[06:43] ---
    and make cup ramen flavors
SIGN    Bath
[06:45] ---
    that will be a pleasure for the eyes
    and a feast for the tongue, sir!
SIGN    Bath
[06:49] ---
    Capitalizing on each of our characteristics...
    Then, I suppose we're focusing on color?
[06:53] ---
    I am green...
[06:54] ---
    Mine will be generously
    topped with healthy spinach!
[06:58] ---
    Mine will be dandan noodles
    with black sesame!
[07:00] ---
    It is not sweet, but I will bear it as much
    as I can and prioritize deliciousness!
SIGN    Black Sesame Dan Dan Noodles
[07:04] ---
    Hohoh.
[07:05] ---
    Then I would be a red-hot
    super-spicy chili-pepper ramen.
SIGN    Chili-Pepper Ramen
[07:10] ---
    Ohh, nice, nice!
[07:13] ---
    My gourmet club will feature
    a yellow curry ramen.
SIGN    Curry Ramen
[07:17] ---
    Wonderful, sir!
[07:18] ---
    Your curries can't be beaten, Kululu!
SIGN    Keroro Spinach Ramen
SIGN    Tamama Black Sesame Tanmen
[07:21] ---
    And we will design the packages
    cutely in their respective colors!
SIGN    Chili-Pepper Ramen
[07:25] ---
    These might sell pretty well, actually.
SIGN    Kululu Curry Ramen
[07:29] ---
    U-Um...
[07:31] ---
    Huh?
[07:33] ---
    What about me...?
[07:35] ---
    Huh? D-Dororo...?
SIGN    Blue
[07:37] ---
    Blue!
SIGN    One Invasion To Go!!
[07:39] ---
    Uh... Dororo, yes.
[07:41] ---
    Yes... Dororo.
[07:44] ---
    B-Blue...
SIGN    Blue Hawaii Ramen, Sir
[07:47] ---
    Blue Hawaii?
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #197
[07:50] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #197.
[07:55] ---
    Seriously, though, aren't there
    any good invasion operations around?
[08:00] ---
    One that makes you instictively slap
    your elbow when you think of it!
[08:03] ---
    My honorable leader,
    one tends to slap their knee.
[08:09] ---
    But the words hiji (elbow) and hiza (knee)
    are similar, so I confuse them sometimes.
SIGN    Hiji (elbow)
    Hiza (knee)
[08:14] ---
    I sometimes forget which is the "elevator"
    and which is the "escalator."
[08:21] ---
    Or, like, doubting myself?
[08:23] ---
    Ahh, that does happen sometimes...
[08:25] ---
    Wait, couldn't we use this for
    an invasion operation somehow?
[08:29] ---
    Are there any other things
    that are easy to get wrong?
[08:32] ---
    Oh! Come to think of it...
[08:35] ---
    You sometimes forget which is "Tokyo"
    and which is "Niigata," right?
[08:42] ---
    Tokyo and... Niigata?
SIGN    To be continued
[08:48] ---
    To be continued!
SIGN    Fuyuki: The Mysterious Buried Treasure, Sir!
[08:49] ---
    Fuyuki: The Mysterious Buried Treasure, Sir!
[08:53] ---
    Sarge! Look, look what I picked up!
[08:56] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    A vast inheritance is sleeping here!!
[08:57] ---
    "A vast inheritance is sleeping here?"
[09:00] ---
    Let's go dig it up right away, sir!
[09:02] ---
    This is the spot!
[09:04] ---
    Dig dig dig dig!
[09:07] ---
    A storage unit?
[09:12] ---
    100 yen?
[09:14] ---
    I... I... I'm sorry! My brother wanted
    to leave some money for me!
[09:18] ---
    I'm sorry he did something so
    misleading... and... 100 yen?
[09:20] ---
    It was 556 who buried it.
[09:20] ---
    Wait... 100 yen?
[09:23] ---
    I knew it.
[09:23] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry... 100 yen?!
SIGN    Sumomo: The Idol Returns, Sir!
[09:26] ---
    Sumomo: The Idol Returns, Sir!
[09:30] ---
    I'll comb straight out!
    I'll comb straight out!
[09:32] ---
    I'm tired of this old
    "I'll comb straight out!" gag!
[09:34] ---
    I'm gonna strike it big with this thing!
SIGN    Sumomo-chan Concert
[09:37] ---
    Sumomo-chan concert...
[09:39] ---
    Ohhh! Sumomo-chan!
[09:42] ---
    So many concert tickets to see Sumomo-chan,
    the universe's biggest idol!
[09:44] ---
    Sumomo, Sumomo, Sumomomomo.
    Sumomo, Sumomo, Sumomomomomo.
[09:46] ---
    Whoa!
[09:48] ---
    Sumomo...
SIGN    Sumomo-chan
[09:49] ---
    This doesn't say "Sumomo"...
SIGN    Sukeke-chan
[09:53] ---
    The kanji "ke," for "hair"! Sukeke-chan!
SIGN    Too far
    too far
    TOO FAR
    too far
[09:57] ---
    Sukeke... Sukeke...
[09:59] ---
    That's... going a bit far.
SIGN    Sukeke-chan
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #201
[10:03] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #201.
[10:10] ---
    I know!
[10:12] ---
    Have you thought up some kind
    of good invasion strategy?
[10:14] ---
    No... I've thought of a way to remember
    the difference between elbow and knee.
[10:19] ---
    How?
[10:20] ---
    Put "cap" at the end of the words, sir!
SIGN    Elbowcap
[10:24] ---
    Elbowcap.
SIGN    Kneecap
[10:26] ---
    Kneecap.
[10:28] ---
    I see!
[10:29] ---
    Provided that you remember that "knee" is the
    one that has a "kneecap," you won't go wrong!
[10:35] ---
    You could do the same for
    elevator and escalator.
[10:38] ---
    Stick "girl" at the end.
SIGN    Escalator Girl
[10:41] ---
    Escalator girl... Elevator girl.
SIGN    Elevator Girl
[10:45] ---
    I see! You just need to remember that
    the one with "girl" is the elevator!
[10:49] ---
    Pretty sharp, Kululu!
[10:50] ---
    Yes... Then, for "Tokyo" and "Niigata,"
    if I try sticking "Tower" on the end...
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Niigata
SIGN    To be continued
[10:56] ---
    To be continued!
SIGN    Giroro: The Midnight Cinderella, Sir!
[11:03] ---
    Giroro: The Midnight Cinderella, Sir!
[11:08] ---
    Huh? A ball?
[11:10] ---
    Yes. Apparently there's going to be one
    held at Nishizawa-san's house on Sunday.
[11:13] ---
    I'd very much like it if you
    could attend, Natsumi-san!
[11:16] ---
    I might find it kinda hard to go
    if it's just me going.
[11:18] ---
    Come on, come with us, Sis.
[11:20] ---
    There will be many famous people
    from various fields attending...
[11:23] ---
    You may chance upon a wonderful prince!
[11:29] ---
    A prince...
[11:34] ---
    You're lovely, Natsumi-chan.
[11:42] ---
    A... a ball?!
[11:44] ---
    W-With Natsumi?!
[11:47] ---
    Dancing?!
[11:52] ---
    You look wonderful, Giroro.
[11:54] ---
    What?! What am I thinking?!
[11:57] ---
    In the first place, I'd never find
    such a convenient Pekoponian suit...
[12:01] ---
    N-No, that's not the problem!
[12:03] ---
    To begin with, I am a soldier!
    Why should I take part in some social dance?!
[12:07] ---
    No, but... in the name of investigating
    this thing called a "ball" on Pekopon...
SIGN    Butoukai (ball)
[12:11] ---
    After all, it may be not a butoukai (ball),
     but a budoukai (martial arts tournament).
SIGN    Budoukai (martial arts tournament)
[12:16] ---
    Sigh! I have to take out all the
    non-combustible trash tonight!
[12:20] ---
    What's this?! I feel like
    I just dropped something!
[12:24] ---
    I must have imagined it!
[12:26] ---
    I have to hurry up and take out the trash
     so I can make a curry, hoo!
[12:29] ---
    Th-Th-This is...
[12:31] ---
    The "We are all living creatures" Gun
    that turns animals into humans...
[12:36] ---
    If I use this, I could become
    a Pekoponian, and then...
[12:42] ---
    No! No! No!
[12:46] ---
    What...
[12:47] ---
    What am I thinking?
[12:52] ---
    But that said...
[13:01] ---
    And the day of the ball.
[13:12] ---
    Aw... I knew it, I'm kinda out of place...
[13:16] ---
    Princes only exist in fairy tales.
[13:19] ---
    There's no way I'd meet one in reality.
[13:28] ---
    M-Mademoiselle.
[13:31] ---
    Are you by yourself?
[13:34] ---
    I-If it pleases you, shall we dance?
[13:40] ---
    Yes!
[13:41] ---
    Please, take my hand.
[13:43] ---
    All right.
[13:50] ---
    Wow... What a wonderful man...
[13:57] ---
    O-Oh, no! Midnight!
[14:00] ---
    The effect of the gun is wearing off! Oh, no!
[14:03] ---
    Is something the matter?
[14:04] ---
    Ah... no... I'm afraid I must be going.
    May we meet again.
[14:08] ---
    Ah... wait!
[14:10] ---
    I'm sorry... Natsumi!
[14:24] ---
    His shoe...?
[14:48] ---
    W-Were white briefs a bad choice?
SIGN    Keroro: Renamed, Sir!
[14:52] ---
    Keroro: Renamed, Sir!
SIGN    Dried Foods
SIGN    Fortune-Telling Fate Judgment
[14:57] ---
    What a terribly unlucky stroke count
    your name has...
[15:01] ---
    Urgh, urgh, what's this?
    You'll fail no matter what you do...
[15:05] ---
    Gero? Could that be why
    my invasions are no good?
[15:08] ---
    Invasions?
[15:10] ---
    With a name like this?! Not in a hundred
    years, not a chance, not a chance!
SIGN    Keroro
[15:14] ---
    Why not change your name?
[15:17] ---
    That explains it, sir...
[15:20] ---
    No wonder things weren't going well for me.
[15:22] ---
    It was my name that was the problem, sir.
[15:25] ---
    Your name's hardly the only problem!
[15:27] ---
    You have more fundamental issues!
[15:30] ---
    Yup, he's right.
[15:31] ---
    Well, in any case, I should accept
    my flaws and change my name, sir.
[15:35] ---
    It is free to do, after all.
[15:37] ---
    But if you change your name, Mr. Sergeant,
    the program will need to be renamed, too.
[15:43] ---
    Are you sure you can decide that
    on your own?
[15:45] ---
    Ahh, I'm sure it'll be fine!
[15:46] ---
    I've been at it for four years already.
[15:48] ---
    Seems about the right time
    for a title change.
[15:51] ---
    So, from today, I will be...
[15:54] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
SIGN    Sergeant Jean-Claude
[15:57] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
SIGN    Scarlet Todoroki
SIGN    Aznable III
[16:00] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
SIGN    ZZZ (Triple Zeta)
[16:03] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[16:04] ---
    From today, I will be...
    Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki
[16:06] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[16:08] ---
    Aznable III ZZZ, sir!
[16:09] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
SIGN    Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki Aznable III ZZZ
[16:13] ---
    Huh, you changed your name!
[16:15] ---
    That's a cool name, Sarge!
[16:18] ---
    You're on toilet-cleaning duty today,
    aren't you? Don't slack off!
SIGN    Sergeant Jean-Claude Scarlet Todoroki Aznable III ZZZ Celebrating My New Name
[16:22] ---
    Stupid frog.
SIGN    Sarge Stupid Frog
[16:25] ---
    He changed his name to a cool-sounding one,
    but no one would call him by it!
SIGN    Keroro Platoon Regular Strategy Meeting #287
[16:29] ---
    Keroro Platoon: Regular Strategy Meeting #287.
[16:34] ---
    I think we should start
    by getting our activities on tape,
[16:38] ---
    familiarizing all Pekoponians with us,
[16:40] ---
    and getting them to accept us, you know?
[16:46] ---
    Broadcasting on TV or something!
[16:49] ---
    In that case...
[16:50] ---
    ...why not broadcast that thing we did?
    You know, that thing?
[16:53] [SONG] ---
    I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
[16:54] ---
    I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[16:56] ---
    Tamama Impact!
SIGN    Gwaaaarrrr
[16:57] [SONG] ---
    I hopped on to find it
    was going the wrong way.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku
[16:58] ---
    Hi-yah!
[17:00] [SONG] ---
    The company vacation was to Keron.
[17:02] ---
    Nahhh, I don't think anime's gonna do it.
[17:06] ---
    You know, adults don't give
    anime the proper respect.
[17:09] ---
    Except for a limited number of fanatics.
[17:11] ---
    It's true that hard-headed adults
[17:13] ---
    will dismiss stuff as being for kids
    just because it's anime.
[17:17] ---
    That's it!
[17:18] ---
    That's why we should make
    a live-action version, sir!
[17:21] ---
    Film our exploits in live action!
[17:24] ---
    I mean, that's how they do
    the Hollywood movies, right?
[17:26] ---
    Like Spader-Man and Trankformers!
[17:28] ---
    They used to be cartoons and comics,
[17:31] ---
    but just 'cause they're live action, adults
    treat them as movies they could watch on a date!
SIGN    And so!!
[17:36] ---
    And so!
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou the Live-Action Movie, Sir!
[17:38] ---
    Keroro Gunsou the Live-Action Movie, Sir!
SIGN    Hinata
[17:42] [SONG] ---
    Kero, kero, kero! Forward ho!
SIGN    Gerogerogero...
SIGN    Tamatamatama...
[17:46] [SONG] ---
    To conquer Earth!
[17:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
    Tama tama tama tama!
SIGN    Hinata Family: Combat-Ready, Sir!
[17:49] ---
    Hinata Family: Combat-Ready, Sir!
[17:53] ---
    What? The bathtub's broken?
[17:56] ---
    Yes.
[17:57] ---
    I've been thinking it wasn't
    acting right for a while.
[18:00] ---
    But it's cold today,
     and I wanted to have a warm bath...
[18:04] ---
    Well, it's been a while. Why don't we all
    go to a public bath together?
[18:08] ---
    Gero? Battle?
[18:10] ---
    I am pretty sure I just heard "public battle."
SIGN    Battle
[18:13] ---
    B-Battle?!
[18:15] ---
    You are sure you heard them saying
    "Let's go to a public battle together"?
[18:19] ---
    Don't tell me... after all this time,
[18:21] ---
    they plan to strike all at once?!
[18:23] ---
    Well, it's not necessarily the case
    that they intend to fight us, sir.
[18:27] ---
    They only said they would go
    to battle together, so...
SIGN    Battle
[18:31] ---
    Perhaps they are entering into
    combat with another tribe?
[18:33] ---
    Or, like, combat training?
[18:36] ---
    In any case... it seems there
    is a need to tail them.
[18:41] ---
    It really has been a while!
[18:43] ---
    Yeah!
SIGN    Tatami Store
[18:48] ---
    Giro.
[18:52] ---
    Owwww.
[18:54] ---
    Wh-What's this?
[18:56] ---
    What is that ginormous anti-air cannon?!
SIGN    Bath
[19:04] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Men's
SIGN    Women's
[19:07] ---
    Is this a battle segregated
    by men and women?
[19:09] ---
    In that case,
     the one we must investigate
[19:13] ---
    is the faction containing Lady Natsumi and
    Lady Mom, who have the highest combat ability.
[19:16] ---
    L-Let's go, then.
[19:18] ---
    Right!
SIGN    Bath
[19:21] ---
    Nats—
[19:21] ---
    You dirty...!
[19:25] ---
    I seeee... so "battle" referred to a bath!
[19:29] ---
    What a misleading name.
SIGN    Bath
[19:33] ---
    You don't see these retro types of baths
    around much anymore, though.
[19:37] ---
    I come on occasion with Koyuki-dono.
[19:39] ---
    When it is early, and there is no one else around,
    we can take our time.
[19:44] ---
    I see.
[19:46] ---
    Natsumi-san, let's wash each other!
[19:48] ---
    Wha?!
[19:48] ---
    W-Wait a minute, Koyuki-chan...
[19:51] ---
    C-Certainly...
[19:52] ---
    ...this thing called a spa has its...
[19:57] ---
    But it is smaller than the
    baths at the Nishizawa house.
[20:00] ---
    Hey, Tama-pest!
[20:01] ---
    I told you to tell me if there's
    gonna be an event like this!
[20:04] ---
    N-Nishizawa-san?!
[20:06] ---
    Ah... I... I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
[20:09] ---
    This one was the men's bath, wasn't it?
[20:16] ---
    Huh? I didn't know you were all here!
[20:19] ---
    What brings all this about?
[20:21] ---
    Oh! This is a surprise, Master Saburo!
[20:23] ---
    Let's all warm up together, sir!
[20:25] ---
    Huh?! Saburo-senpai?!
[20:28] ---
    It looks like everyone's here.
[20:31] ---
    Or, like, reserved party?
[20:33] ---
    Ahh, this is nice...
[20:36] ---
    This is something I'd like
    to see in live-action...
[20:36] ---
    Saburo-senpai...
SIGN    
[20:40] ---
    And so, by popular demand!
[20:46] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero!
[20:47] ---
    Ah... no... not what I meant...
[20:54] ---
    I wonder who that man was...
[20:59] ---
    Whoever the shoe fits perfectly...
[21:03] ---
    That's kind of like Cinderella!
[21:06] ---
    Should I... use this gun one more time...
[21:08] ---
    Or should I not...
[21:10] ---
    That is the issue.
[21:15] ---
    Ah! It's a perfect fit!
[21:17] ---
    Wh-What?!
[21:18] ---
    B-But who?!
[21:23] ---
    I heard that I could get a
    shoe here if it fit perfectly!
[21:27] ---
    
[21:32] ---
    
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    It is Dororo.
[23:09] ---
    No matter what a frugal life I lead,
[23:12] ---
    I am always at peace in my heart.
[23:14] ---
    I believe that was all
[23:15] ---
    instilled in me by the luxurious family
    environment in which I lived as a child...
[23:18] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:19] ---
    Drills are the souls of men!
[23:21] ---
    Listen to me, Keroro-kun!
SIGN    All Fired-Up
[23:23] ---
    "Zeroro: Too Many, Sir?"
SIGN    Hole
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: I Want to Find a Hole
    and Dig It Up, Sir!"
SIGN    Puncture
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E197 - Zeroro: Too Many, Sir? / Keroro: I Want to Find a Hole and Dig It Up, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:37] ---
    Keroro-kun...
[01:41] ---
    Keroro-kun, please...
[01:43] ---
    It's not good to sneak away
    from the factory tour.
[01:46] ---
    The teacher will get angry at us again!
[01:49] ---
    If you don't want to come,
    you can go back on your own, Zeroro.
[01:51] ---
    Oh noooo...
[01:53] ---
    I'm too scared to go back on my own!
[01:56] ---
    Hey! We're here!
[02:00] ---
    Whoa!
[02:03] ---
    Whoa!
[02:09] ---
    Zeroro: Too Many, Sir?
[02:15] ---
    So cool!
[02:16] ---
    So cool!
[02:19] ---
    This is a real spaceship bridge!
[02:23] ---
    I wonder if this is a cargo ship.
[02:25] ---
    Looks like it's totally unused.
[02:27] ---
    Is this the captain's seat?!
[02:32] ---
    Heh heh heh. Captain Keroro...
    lift off!
[02:34] ---
    Click!
[02:38] ---
    This thing, it moves!
[02:41] ---
    Amazing! It has more than
    five times the energy gain!
[02:44] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[02:46] ---
    You shouldn't fiddle with it...
[02:49] ---
    It's okay, it's okay!
SIGN    Growwwl
[02:52] ---
    Hey, Giroro, you hungry?
[02:55] ---
    Uh... yeah, maybe.
[02:57] ---
    But I ate my lunch and
    all my snacks already...
[03:00] ---
    I found something!
[03:01] ---
    Erk!
[03:01] ---
    I ate all mine, too.
[03:05] ---
    Gero?
[03:05] ---
    Erk!
[03:06] ---
    What is that?
[03:08] ---
    I bought it at a space product exhibition.
[03:11] ---
    It's a Pekoponian specialty,
    an instant dumpling...
SIGN    Pekoponian Specialty
SIGN    Bean paste
SIGN    Sweet potato
SIGN    "Instant Dumpling"
[03:15] ---
    Huh!
[03:16] ---
    Looks good...
[03:18] ---
    Give it here...
[03:20] ---
    Noooo! I've been saving it!
    I didn't even eat it at snacktime!
[03:24] ---
    Who cares...
[03:26] ---
    N-Nooo!
[03:28] ---
    Gero!
[03:29] ---
    What's your problem? Why does it matter?
[03:31] ---
    Stop it! Stop iiiit!
[03:31] ---
    Wait! Wait up!
[03:39] ---
    Gero!
[03:42] ---
    Hey! Zeroro's disappeared!
[03:45] ---
    What kind of machine is this?
[03:47] ---
    Don't ask me...
[03:49] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[03:52] ---
    Zeroro! You're okay?
[03:54] ---
    I get it! This was a matter transporter!
[03:58] ---
    Matter transporter?
[04:00] ---
    It's a machine for moving around the ship.
[04:02] ---
    Is that all? I was so surprised!
[04:05] ---
    At least nothing bad happened, though!
[04:09] ---
    Yeah! You're right!
[04:12] ---
    Huh?!
[04:14] ---
    Two Zeroros...
[04:16] ---
    Gero...
[04:18] ---
    Keroro-kun!
SIGN    Out-of-Order
[04:22] ---
    It says it's out-of-order.
[04:24] ---
    I guess that's why two people came out of
    the exit when it's only meant to be one.
[04:28] ---
    But this is kind of cool, don't you think?
[04:31] ---
    It's like an Assassin Magic!
SIGN    Ninja Clones?
[04:34] ---
    Ninja clones?
[04:36] ---
    Huh? You really think so?
[04:39] ---
    Ah! Zeroro, you might actually be
    well-suited for an assassin!
[04:43] ---
    Huh?! I couldn't be an assassin!
    That's too scary!
[04:47] ---
    No, he's actually on-point there.
[04:49] ---
    Gero!
[04:51] ---
    I just had a great idea.
[04:54] ---
    I see. I get it!
[04:56] ---
    If we do it like this, then just like before,
[04:58] ---
    we should get double the
    dumplings, as well!
[05:01] ---
    But Keroro-kun!
[05:02] ---
    Do I really have to be in here
     holding it, as well?
[05:08] ---
    So they put just the
    instant dumpling in on its own.
[05:11] ---
    Ready?
[05:13] ---
    Click!
[05:18] ---
    Doesn't it work with just the dumpling?
[05:19] ---
    I wonder why...
[05:22] ---
    Well, that's how it is, so...
[05:24] ---
    I don't want to, Keroro-kun!
[05:24] ---
    Go in, go in!
[05:29] ---
    Whyyyy?!
[05:35] ---
    One... two... three... four.
[05:43] ---
    Yahoo! A great success!
[05:47] ---
    Oof.
[05:49] ---
    Time to eat!
[05:54] ---
    So tasty!
[05:56] ---
    I didn't know it would be this good.
[05:58] ---
    Hey... Keroro-kun...
[06:01] ---
    What, what's wrong, Zeroro?
[06:03] ---
    Why do you have one each,
    but we have two between four?
[06:09] ---
    Erk.
[06:11] ---
    We want to eat one each, too!
[06:18] ---
    Fine, okay...
[06:21] ---
    Will this really be okay?
[06:24] ---
    Here we go!
[06:25] ---
    Click!
[06:27] ---
    Wahhhh...
[06:33] ---
    There we go!
[06:37] ---
    I'll confiscate two from you guys.
[06:39] ---
    Whaa?!
[06:40] ---
    Sorry for the wait!
[06:42] ---
    Here and here. One each.
[06:45] ---
    Woo!
[06:47] ---
    Whaa? Why do we have two between four?
[06:51] ---
    Huh? What? You, too?
[06:54] ---
    Okay, fine...
[06:56] ---
    I'll confiscate those two
    I just gave you again.
[06:59] ---
    Hey, Keroro!
[07:01] ---
    That's going to go on forever!
[07:03] ---
    Gero...
[07:06] ---
    Come to think of it, so it is...
[07:08] ---
    Gero?! I just had another great idea!
[07:12] ---
    Here we go!
[07:17] ---
    Waaah!
[07:19] ---
    Yahoo!
[07:20] ---
    Okay, next one!
[07:25] ---
    Waaah!
[07:27] ---
    Yay!
SIGN    New Zeroros
[07:29] ---
    We keep adding more and more
    and more new Zeroros...
SIGN    1 person
SIGN    2 people
SIGN    4 people
SIGN    8 people
SIGN    Senpai
SIGN    Newer Person
[07:35] ---
    ...and the newer Zeroros pass instant
    dumplings up to the ones who came first.
SIGN    Senpai
SIGN    Newer Person
SIGN    Senpai
[07:41] ---
    Waaah!
[07:42] ---
    Yes! Pass it up.
SIGN    Senpai
[07:44] ---
    Eat it.
SIGN    Senpai
[07:46] ---
    Pass it up, eat it.
SIGN    Courtesy of Lower Rungs
[07:48] ---
    As long as we keep multiplying the Zeroros,
    we keep on eating the instant dumplings!
[07:53] ---
    Ah...
[07:55] ---
    I feel like this could be
    turned into a big business.
[07:58] ---
    Uh... there's a bit of a problem
    with that business.
[08:02] ---
    You, Zeroro over there!
    Wait for your turn in the order!
[08:04] ---
    What are you doing?!
[08:07] ---
    You have to give your dumpling to
    the Zeroro before you, remember?
[08:10] ---
    But... don't you think we've
    made a few too many?
[08:14] ---
    You're right... I'm starting to
    lose track of what's going on...
[08:18] ---
    Time out! Stop! Stop!
[08:22] ---
    Whaa?! But I haven't eaten
    any instant dumplings yet!
[08:26] ---
    I haven't eaten one...
[08:28] ---
    I haven't, either...
[08:31] ---
    Wait, wait! Stop, I said!
[08:35] ---
    Stop the machine!
[08:38] ---
    Gero!
[08:39] ---
    Easier said than done!
[08:45] ---
    Excuse me, excuse me, move, move.
[08:53] ---
    This one?
[08:56] ---
    Gero...
[09:05] ---
    They're... coming out faster than before!
[09:09] ---
    Gero!
[09:11] ---
    Keroro-kuuun!
[09:14] ---
    Gero!
[09:16] ---
    If this keeps up, the whole of Keron
    will be covered in Zeroros!
[09:20] ---
    Gero...
[09:21] ---
    The whole of Keron... covered in Zeroros...
[09:25] ---
    Keroro-kun! Keroro-kun!
[09:28] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[09:29] ---
    Keroro-kun! Keroro-kun!
[09:37] ---
    Ke-ro-ro-kuuuuun!
[09:40] ---
    That's... pretty unpleasant.
[10:00] ---
    Ah... what?
[10:04] ---
    Th-The Zeroros are starting to disappear.
[10:09] ---
    The transport device has
    started operating in reverse!
[10:15] ---
    I wonder where Keroro-kun
    and the others went...
[10:18] ---
    The bus will be leaving soon...
[10:20] ---
    Phew... I was worried for a moment.
[10:23] ---
    Sorry, Zeroro.
[10:25] ---
    I'm sorry, too.
[10:27] ---
    No... I'm the one who's sorry.
[10:29] ---
    Sorry for trying to eat the
    instant dumpling all by myself.
SIGN    Grrrrowwwl
[10:37] ---
    Looks like I'm hungry again!
[10:40] ---
    Yeah.
[10:41] ---
    Then, let's split this one between us all!
[10:44] ---
    Yes!
[10:45] ---
    So, we each get a third!
[10:48] ---
    Nope!
[10:50] ---
    Gero?
[10:52] ---
    A twenty-third.
[10:55] ---
    What?!
[10:56] ---
    Gero!
[10:57] ---
    There were still that many left?!
[10:59] ---
    I couldn't help it! That machine,
[11:02] ---
    if you don't have an
    instant dumpling with you,
[11:04] ---
    won't turn you back to one person!
[11:15] ---
    We were told not to go off
    on our own, remember?
[11:18] ---
    What were you doing?
[11:20] ---
    Not much, really...
[11:24] ---
    Hey! We're over capacity! The bus can't fly!
[11:27] ---
    Some of you jump off!
[11:28] ---
    Whaaa?!
[11:29] ---
    Noooo!
[11:30] ---
    I know!
[11:32] ---
    The next shipment of instant dumplings
    from Pekopon arrived half a year later.
[11:48] ---
    Whaa?! What is this?!
SIGN    Whaa?!
SIGN    What is this?!
[11:51] ---
    I only just bought these socks!
SIGN    World UMA Series
    Monoke-mbembe
[11:53] ---
    My card got holes in it, and now it's used up!
SIGN    Used up
[11:57] ---
    M-My tent...
[11:59] ---
    When did it get all these holes in it?
SIGN    Potato Chips
    Lightly Salted
[12:03] ---
    My bag of potato chips got holes in it,
     and now all the chips are soft!
[12:10] ---
    The 50-yen coin without a hole in it
    I was treasuring got a hole in it, too!
SIGN    Ana (Hole)
[12:18] ---
    It appears that everyone is being troubled
    by holes (ana) appearing in various things.
[12:22] ---
    Who on Earth did this?
[12:24] ---
    Isn't that obvious?
[12:27] ---
    The only one who'd do
    something like this is him!
[12:32] ---
    Keroro: I Want to Find a Hole
    and Dig It Up, Sir!
[12:38] ---
    Stupid frog!
[12:39] ---
    I hope you're going to fix this!
    Putting holes in everyone's things!
[12:42] ---
    That is too much, ma'am...
[12:47] ---
    Making anything and
    everything into my fault...
[12:51] ---
    S-Sarge?
[12:53] ---
    Good luck convincing anyone...
[12:55] ---
    ...that this wasn't you!!
SIGN    Hole
SIGN    Hole
SIGN    Hole Hole Hole
[12:59] ---
    Ahh... holes everywhere.
[13:00] ---
    Gero gero gero.
[13:02] ---
    A 60mm Vulcan... punched right through it.
SIGN    Hole
[13:06] ---
    This is a good hole, sir...
[13:08] ---
    Hey! Are you listening, Keroro?!
[13:13] ---
    Mr. Sergeant is acting kinda strange.
[13:16] ---
    It is as though he is possessed by something.
[13:24] ---
    Uncle!
[13:26] ---
    Okay, here we go...
SIGN    ? start stop
SIGN    Click
[13:28] ---
    Click!
SIGN    Analog Record
[13:30] ---
    Ana-log record.
[13:33] ---
    Hole! Hole, hole!
SIGN    Announcer
SIGN    Female Anaouncer
[13:36] ---
    Female anaouncer.
[13:39] ---
    Hooooole!
[13:41] ---
    Knew it.
[13:43] ---
    Is he responding to the word "ana (hole)"?
[13:46] ---
    Not just that.
SIGN    Hori-gotatsu
[13:49] ---
    Hori-gotatsu.
[13:50] ---
    Hori... hori...! (Dig! Dig!)
SIGN    Mole
[13:52] ---
    Mole.
[13:53] ---
    Mole... mole...!
SIGN    Subterranian People
[13:55] ---
    Subterranean people!
[13:56] ---
    Subterraniaansss!
SIGN    Agg
[13:59] ---
    Agg.
[14:00] ---
    Agg!
[14:01] ---
    It looks like he is reacting
    to moles, digging,
[14:04] ---
    those kinds of words...
[14:07] ---
    Or, like, bizarre reflex?
[14:09] ---
    G-Gero gero gero gero gero gero gero...
[14:13] ---
    Gero gero gero gero!
[14:14] ---
    Uncle?!
[14:15] ---
    Sarge!
[14:16] ---
    Gerooooo!
SIGN    Pop
[14:21] ---
    The stupid frog grew a horn!
SIGN    Horn
[14:23] ---
    This is... my word.
[14:25] ---
    No... Look closer! That isn't a horn!
[14:31] ---
    A drill?!
SIGN    Drill
[14:34] ---
    Why is a drill growing from his head?
[14:36] ---
    A space drill...
[14:38] ---
    They sometimes come into fashion
    in space around this period.
[14:41] ---
    A space drill?!
[14:43] ---
    How can we make him better?
[14:45] ---
    Probably'll get better on
    his own, wouldn't you say?
[14:48] ---
    Gero...
[14:50] ---
    Dig... holes... dig... holes...!
[14:54] ---
    Diiiiiig... hooooooles...!!
[15:06] ---
    Dig holes, dig holes!
[15:10] ---
    Oh, no!
[15:11] ---
    We have to follow him!
[15:17] ---
    Dig holes, dig holes, dig holes...
[15:19] ---
    Wahh! He's messing up the whole house!
[15:22] ---
    Will you stop that, Keroro?!
[15:24] ---
    It is long time you came to your senses!
[15:27] ---
    Gero.
[15:34] ---
    Tch!
[15:36] ---
    Kululu!
[15:37] ---
    Isn't there any way to stop Sarge?
[15:39] ---
    So whatcha gonna give me?
[15:43] ---
    Leave it to me.
[15:45] ---
    Sis... What are you going
    to do with those beans?
[15:47] ---
    Isn't that obvious?
[15:49] ---
    Ogres... begone!
[15:51] ---
    Gero!
[15:53] ---
    Gero! Gero!
[15:57] ---
    Ohh! Nice going!
[15:58] ---
    Heheh. Not bad, eh?
[16:00] ---
    I see! Bean scattering,
    as we do during setsubun!
[16:03] ---
    Yep!
SIGN    Ogre
[16:04] ---
    It's got to be beans for
    getting rid of ogres!
SIGN    Bean gun
[16:07] ---
    Now that we know that,
[16:08] ---
    time to persuade
    that pesky ogre to settle down!
[16:13] ---
    G-Gero!
[16:15] ---
    Gero gero.
[16:17] ---
    Ogres begone!
[16:18] ---
    Gero!
[16:20] ---
    Gero gero.
[16:27] ---
    Gero!
[16:29] ---
    Ogres begone!
[16:34] ---
    I dropsied some.
[16:38] ---
    Gero?
SIGN    Hole
[16:39] ---
    Hole...?
[16:40] ---
    Dig it up!
SIGN    Puncture
[16:49] ---
    Ohh, yay...
[16:51] ---
    I'll bore a hole in ya!!
[16:54] ---
    Now Tamama's got a drill?!
[16:56] ---
    Ah, yeah, yeah, forgot to mention,
    drills are contagious.
[17:00] ---
    You dumbo! Tell us important
    stuff like that earlier!
SIGN    Puncture
[17:03] ---
    Puuuncture?!
[17:09] ---
    D-Drills!!
[17:13] ---
    Even the Corporal...
[17:18] ---
    My honorable allies are gradually
    becoming my enemies.
[17:21] ---
    This is indeed problematic.
[17:23] ---
    Gero gero gero...
[17:25] ---
    Dig holes... dig holes...
[17:28] ---
    Dig holes...
[17:29] ---
    Kululu! Do something!
[17:33] ---
    So whatcha gonna give me?
SIGN    Puncture
[17:37] ---
    Please... don't... st...
[17:43] ---
    My drills! Give me drills! My drills,
    drills are around here somewhere!
[17:47] ---
    Dig... holes...
[17:48] ---
    Dig holes!
[17:50] ---
    Dig holes! Dig holes!
[17:52] ---
    Come this way, everyone!
[17:55] ---
    Mois-chan!
[17:56] ---
    Dig holes!
[17:59] ---
    Uncle...
[18:01] ---
    I... I...
[18:04] ---
    If it's for you, I...
[18:07] ---
    Gero?
[18:13] ---
    Uncle...
[18:16] ---
    Just kidding!
SIGN    Puncture
[18:20] ---
    Or, like, common future?
[18:23] ---
    Gero!
[18:24] ---
    It's even happened to Mois-chan!
[18:27] ---
    Come on! What are we meant to do?!
[18:32] ---
    No! Stop, you fool!
[18:34] ---
    Just because I've caught
    this thing doesn't mean I—
[18:37] ---
    I could never drill—
[18:39] ---
    Hm. Wait.
[18:40] ---
    Looking at it the other way,
    I could blame this all on the drills.
[18:44] ---
    In other words, I could
    unashamedly drill Natsumi!
[18:51] ---
    Corporal Giroro appears to have lost all
    rational thought due to the space drills.
SIGN    Fully Fired Up
SIGN    Puncture
[19:06] ---
    Natsumi... Natsumi...!
[19:10] ---
    F-Fuyuki?!
[19:13] ---
    Th-That's horrible, Corporal...
[19:21] ---
    Ahh...♡
[19:22] ---
    Dororo... I'm sorry...
[19:26] ---
    Dig holes!
[19:28] ---
    Here we go! There we go!
[19:30] ---
    I'm sorry!
[19:32] ---
    Off we go!
[19:40] ---
    That Fuyuki got in my way
    last time, but this time...
[19:44] ---
    ...I'll get Natsumi.
[19:46] ---
    There!
SIGN    Puncture
[19:48] ---
    Ahh...
[19:50] ---
    This feeling... I'm sure...
    This time... This time...!
[19:56] ---
    
[19:58] ---
    556! What're you doing here?!
SIGN    How did you get in?
[20:01] ---
    I heard that if I came here,
    I could eat beans for free!
[20:06] ---
    Now! Throw those beans at me!
[20:10] ---
    Shut up!
[20:12] ---
    Brother!
[20:13] ---
    Even better, your part-time sewer work
    will be much easier if you use those drills!
[20:18] ---
    Oh! You're right!
SIGN    Puncture
[20:23] ---
    Let's do our best, okay, brother?
[20:26] ---
    No more...!
[20:34] ---
    Dig...
[20:36] ---
    ...holes...
[20:38] ---
    Holes...
SIGN    Ba-dump
    Ba-dump
    Ba-dump
[20:42] ---
    I'll get Natsumi by my own hands...
    no, by my own drills!
[20:46] ---
    He doesn't learn at all, does he?
[20:48] ---
    Natsumi!
[20:51] ---
    Here I come!
[21:06] ---
    Gero?
[21:08] ---
    The best thing for space drills
    is a space eho-maki!
[21:11] ---
    P-Pururu-chan?
[21:13] ---
    It's common sense, in space,
    for this time of year!
[21:17] ---
    It is, huh...
[21:19] ---
    Who knew that eho-maki were good
    for warding off ogres?
[21:21] ---
    These are tasty, aren't they, brother?
[21:24] ---
    Ah... It could be that...
[21:26] ---
    the customs of bean-scattering and eho-maki
[21:28] ---
    had their origins in these space drills!
[21:33] ---
    I cannot eat it...
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
SIGN    To Saburo-senpai
[23:07] ---
    It's Mutsumi.
[23:08] ---
    It'll soon be Valentine's Day.
    So here's a poem for you.
SIGN    Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh
[23:12] ---
    Valentine, tomorrow, we will share
    instant dumplings. By 623.
[23:17] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:18] ---
    Yes'm! I am Termite #1, ma'am!
[23:20] ---
    Yes'm! Yes'm! Termite #2 here, ma'am!
[23:22] ---
    "Chibi-Kero:
    Chibi-Chibi Great Adventure, Sir!"
[23:26] ---
    "Natsumi & Momoka: No Giri Chocolate, Sir!"
SIGN    True-Love Chocolates
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:33] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E198 - Chibi-Kero: Chibi-Chibi Great Adventure, Sir! / Natsumi & Momoka: No Giri Chocolate, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    Hideout
[01:34] ---
    Huh? Has anyone seen my caramel?
[01:38] ---
    My thin rice crackers are gone, too.
[01:41] ---
    Keroro, this is you, isn't it?
[01:44] ---
    What about you guys? You were the ones who
    ate my choc-chip cookies, weren't you?!
[01:47] ---
    It's not good to blame other people!
[01:49] ---
    Gero! What are you doing?!
[01:52] ---
    Oh, dear. An argument?
[01:59] ---
    L-Look at this!
[02:01] ---
    What is it now?!
[02:03] ---
    Gero! My choc-chip-cookie is moving!
[02:07] ---
    Those are space termites!
SIGN    White-Ant Tribe
[02:09] ---
    Space termites!
SIGN    Ultra! Scheduled Plans!
[02:11] ---
    Give me back my choc-chip cookie!
[02:18] ---
    Crud!
[02:23] ---
    Chibi-Kero:
    Chibi-Chibi Great Adventure, Sir!
[02:28] ---
    Darned space termites!
[02:30] ---
    Taking our snacks is unforgivable!
[02:32] ---
    Absolutely. There's no way we can just stand
    around quietly while our base gets invaded.
SIGN    Hideout
[02:38] ---
    Keroro-kun, there!
[02:40] ---
    Gero?!
[02:41] ---
    Space termites!
[02:43] ---
    You're not getting away!
[02:44] ---
    Keroro!
[02:46] ---
    Gero.
[02:48] ---
    Oof!
[02:51] ---
    Zeroro! To you!
[02:53] ---
    Catch 'em!
[02:55] ---
    Waaait!
[02:59] ---
    Ah! Ow!
[03:01] ---
    Run away! Run away! Run away!
[03:03] ---
    Geez, what are you doing?!
[03:06] ---
    What's this?
[03:10] ---
    Ooh, candy!
[03:14] ---
    Our enemy got away from us,
    but we got the spoils from them,
[03:18] ---
    so we won this time around!
[03:21] ---
    Nice one, Zeroro!
[03:23] ---
    Then, let's get right to...
[03:25] ---
    ...eating!
[03:31] ---
    And how's the taste?
[03:35] ---
    They're actually quite...
[03:37] ---
    ...sweet and delicious...
[03:41] ---
    ...but then...
[03:42] ---
    ...halfway through,
    they become curry-flavored.
[03:45] ---
    This is kind of nasty.
[03:48] ---
    That's weird.
[03:50] ---
    My experimental specially-made candy.
[03:53] ---
    I'm sure I dropped them
    somewhere around here.
[03:56] ---
    Aha. If this person made them, they certainly
    would have a nasty taste, I'm sure.
[04:01] ---
    If someone eats those candies,
SIGN    Hideout
[04:03] ---
    things could get pretty bad.
[04:08] ---
    Well, who cares? It'll be funny.
[04:12] ---
    We shouldn't have eaten them.
SIGN    Ultra! Scheduled Plans!
[04:16] ---
    Hey, Keroro... isn't something a bit weird?
SIGN    Strong and makes you delicious
[04:20] ---
    Gero? What's wrong?
[04:22] ---
    He's right! Something's strange!
[04:25] ---
    I mean... look!
SIGN    Strong and makes you delicious Geroko
[04:29] ---
    A mysterious giant!
SIGN    Strong and makes you delicious Geroko 300 Kerons in a Single Piece
[04:31] ---
    Which was actually a box of caramel.
SIGN    Geroko
[04:34] ---
    The caramel box has grown huge!
[04:37] ---
    No...
[04:38] ---
    It's we who've gotten small!
SIGN    Here
[04:43] ---
    Could it be because we ate those candies?!
[04:45] ---
    Gero!
[04:46] ---
    Anyway, let's get outside and call for help.
SIGN    Geroko
[04:50] ---
    Are you still not up?! Come on!
[04:53] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[04:55] ---
    Easier said than done...
[04:57] ---
    Bit more... Bit more...!
[04:59] ---
    Good!
[05:00] ---
    Bag of potato chips!
[05:06] ---
    
[05:07] ---
    
[05:13] ---
    Owowowow...
[05:14] ---
    What are you doing?!
[05:16] ---
    Everybody!
[05:17] ---
    Look! Up there!
[05:21] ---
    Bouncy ball!
[05:28] ---
    Zeroro!
[05:42] ---
    Ah, Giroro, are you okay?
[05:47] ---
    Gero!
[05:48] ---
    Coins!
[05:49] ---
    Giro!
[05:53] ---
    Gero!
[05:55] ---
    Keroro, dodge it!
[05:57] ---
    Ge...
[06:00] ---
    Yeah! Yahoo!
[06:02] ---
    Isn't this kinda fun?
[06:08] ---
    This isn't fun at all!
[06:11] ---
    I totally think it is!
SIGN    Geroko
[06:19] ---
    Gero!
[06:20] ---
    Help me!
[06:22] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[06:32] ---
    Owowowow...
[06:34] ---
    Are you okay?
[06:37] ---
    It's my thin rice cracker!
SIGN    Thin Rice Cracker
[06:39] ---
    I see!
[06:41] ---
    This is a space termite nest!
[06:43] ---
    What?!
[06:44] ---
    Gero?! So this is their hideout!
[06:48] ---
    Okay, let's get 'em!
[06:51] ---
    If this is their base,
[06:53] ---
    there should be a way to return to normal!
[06:56] ---
    I'm scared!
[06:57] ---
    It'll be fine! We'll take care
    of the space termites for you!
[07:06] ---
    Hey, hey... Isn't this kinda exciting?!
[07:12] ---
    Wait for me!
[07:16] ---
    Hey, Keroro! Isn't that...?
[07:21] ---
    Ah! My choc-chip cookies!
[07:24] ---
    It looks like this is where they
    keep their food stockpiled.
[07:29] ---
    Who is it that goes there?
[07:31] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[07:32] ---
    What is it now?!
[07:34] ---
    Gero!
[07:37] ---
    I am Space Termite #1.
[07:40] ---
    He's huge!
[07:43] ---
    It's we who are small!
[07:45] ---
    Keroro-kun, you're totally
    unfazed, right? Get him!
[07:49] ---
    But I didn't think they
    were going to be so big!
[07:57] ---
    One's not so bad!
    We can manage it somehow!
[08:00] ---
    O-Okay! Let's do this!
[08:09] ---
    I am Space Termite #2.
[08:12] ---
    I am Space Termite #3.
[08:14] ---
    You get the point.
[08:19] ---
    Gyaaaah!
[08:21] ---
    We'll jump to the other side!
[08:26] ---
    Ow!
[08:29] ---
    Huh...?
[08:31] ---
    Ahh, it's falling!
[08:34] ---
    Owowowow...
[08:36] ---
    I am...
[08:38] ---
    Gero!
[08:44] ---
    Where are you taking us?
[08:45] ---
    You keep quiet.
[08:49] ---
    Whoa! What is this place?
[08:57] ---
    We have captured some
    suspicious beings, my queen.
[09:01] ---
    Queen...?
[09:05] ---
    Pururu-chan?!
[09:09] ---
    The queen termite has run away?
[09:12] ---
    Yes. She said she'd found a new lover.
[09:16] ---
    But why are you here, Pururu-chan?
[09:19] ---
    After that strange candy turned me small
    and I didn't know what to do,
[09:23] ---
    I happened to meet these space termites.
[09:26] ---
    And that's why you started
    acting as their queen?
[09:30] ---
    Well, it's quite a difficult job, you know.
[09:33] ---
    Huh?! Then the the one who took our
    candy and brought us here was...
[09:37] ---
    Can you blame me?
    There's nothing sweet here at all!
[09:42] ---
    Would someone bring us something sweet?
[09:46] ---
    Here you go.
[09:48] ---
    Okay, then, everybody.
[09:50] ---
    Let's eat!
[10:02] ---
    Ooh! It's so sweet and delicious!
[10:05] ---
    But then...
[10:07] ---
    ...halfway through,
    it became curry-flavored.
[10:09] ---
    This is nasty.
[10:11] ---
    This must be...
[10:16] ---
    Oww...
[10:19] ---
    What was that?
[10:20] ---
    The reverse of that red candy,
[10:23] ---
    the blue one must have been
    one that makes you go big!
[10:26] ---
    But I'm so glad we were able to turn back!
[10:31] ---
    Gero!
[10:32] ---
    I am Space Termite #1.
[10:35] ---
    I am Space Termite #2.
[10:38] ---
    And in the end...
[10:41] ---
    You there!
[10:42] ---
    You forgot to wring out the rag!
[10:45] ---
    I don't believe this.
    Mop that area properly, as well!
[10:48] ---
    Why is Pururu-chan...?
[10:50] ---
    Is she still playing the queen?
[10:53] ---
    You there! No talking!
[10:56] ---
    Why us, as well?
[10:58] ---
    Gero...
SIGN    Hideout
[10:59] ---
    But anyway,
[11:01] ---
    I wonder where the real queen went.
[11:07] ---
    Ah, there she is.
[11:10] ---
    If you ask me, every bug has his taste.
[11:14] ---
    Basically, it's like this.
[11:15] ---
    Eat meat with lettuce!
[11:18] ---
    You're wonderful...
SIGN    Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat
[11:29] ---
    It will soon be Valentine's Day.
[11:33] ---
    Fuyuki aside, I need enough for the
    stupid frog, Giroro, Tamama, Dororo,
SIGN    Giri chocolate: Obligation chocolate. Honmei chocolate: True love chocolate.
[11:38] ---
    and, even though I doubt he'll accept it,
[11:40] ---
    Kululu, too. Well, I've got
    everything I need, at least...
[11:44] ---
    Ahh, these stupid giri chocolates!
[11:47] ---
    I want to focus on the honmei chocolate
    to give to Saburo-senpai!
[11:55] ---
    You wish there was no such thing
    as giri chocolate, do you?
[12:00] ---
    Kululu?
[12:01] ---
    Want me to do it for ya? Rid
    the world of giri chocolate...
[12:08] ---
    Natsumi & Momoka: No Giri Chocolate, Sir!
[12:14] ---
    I see where you're coming from.
[12:15] ---
    The world would go a whole lot
    smoother without giri chocolate.
[12:19] ---
    Can you really do that?
[12:21] ---
    Huh?
[12:22] ---
    I'm terribly sorry for intruding... The truth is,
    the same matter has been preying on my mind.
[12:26] ---
    You too, Momoka-chan?
[12:28] ---
    Yes...
SIGN    Fu Fu Fu Fu
[12:30] ---
    Fu... Fufufu...
[12:31] ---
    F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun, this is from me!
SIGN    Moai-shaped Chocolate
[12:37] ---
    I wonder if this is an Anakena Moai?!
[12:40] ---
    Huh?! But the shape of the cap
    is totally different,
[12:42] ---
    so maybe it's the second from
    the right of the Tongariki Moais!
[12:46] ---
    Ah... Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[12:49] ---
    Y-You're very welcome...
SIGN    Fu Fu Fu Fu
[12:54] ---
    F-F-F-F-F-F-Fuyuki-kun, this is from me!
SIGN    The Next Year
[13:00] ---
    Wowww!
[13:01] ---
    This is the Moai with eyes in Tahai on the
    outskirts of the village of Hanga Roa!
[13:07] ---
    Ah... Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
[13:10] ---
    Y-You're very welcome...
[13:15] ---
    I'm always
[13:16] ---
    giving him chocolates with all my love,
    but he never realizes it.
[13:20] ---
    I'm sure he must only think of
    my chocolates as giri chocolate!
[13:25] ---
    Please, Kululu-san!
    Please get rid of giri chocolates!
[13:29] ---
    Momoka-chan...
[13:30] ---
    Natsumi-san, you're wishing there
    was no giri chocolate, too, right?!
[13:36] ---
    W-Well, yes, but...
[13:38] ---
    Well... not gonna force you or anything.
[13:43] ---
    All right, fine.
[13:45] ---
    Natsumi-san!
[13:46] ---
    But you listen here. If you do anything even
    slightly funny, I'll come down hard on you.
[13:52] ---
    Leave it to me...
[13:55] ---
    And the promised Valentine's Day arrives.
SIGN    A Modern Mystery
    The mystery of the chocolates
    disappearing one after another
    from confectioners
    
    
    Today
    Valentine's Day
    2/14
[13:58] ---
    Since early this morning,
[13:59] ---
    in confectioners and other shops
    all over Inner-Tokyo,
[14:01] ---
    all the reasonably-priced chocolates,
[14:03] ---
    commonly known as giri chocolates,
    have been disappearing without a trace.
[14:08] ---
    Huh... I wonder if this is
    another of Sarge's pranks.
[14:12] ---
    Wh-Who knows?!
[14:15] ---
    Amazing... he really did
    get rid of giri chocolate.
SIGN    To Saburo-senpai
[14:21] ---
    Okay...
[14:23] ---
    Now I can concentrate today on just giving
    honmei chocolate to Saburo-senpai!
[14:30] ---
    What?
[14:31] ---
    All the chocolates that milady Momoka
    was to give out to the servants
[14:34] ---
    have disappeared in a single night?!
[14:37] ---
    Yes!
[14:38] ---
    Inconceivable...
[14:39] ---
    Calm down, Paul.
[14:41] ---
    Milady Momoka!
[14:43] ---
    This is for the best.
SIGN    Feature
    What has happened?
    The disappearing giri chocolates!
    Confused women customers
    Stores also having issues responding
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku!
[14:52] ---
    This is bad! I spent so long fussing about
    with the wrapping, I'm running late!
SIGN    Kissho Academy Middle School
[15:00] ---
    I cut that close! (giri-giri safe)
[15:02] ---
    Phew... made it in time...
[15:06] ---
    Saburo-senpai!
[15:07] ---
    Huh? Natsumi-chan! What a coincidence!
[15:11] ---
    Y-Yes...
[15:13] ---
    Yes! A chance to hand over
    my "cut it close" chocolates!
[15:17] ---
    Giri chocolate detected.
    Giri chocolate detected.
[15:21] ---
    Collecting.
[15:27] ---
    Whaa?! Wait, what are you doing?!
[15:30] ---
    Giri-giri safe chocolates.
    Giri chocolates for short. Collected.
SIGN    Giri Chocolate Collection Mech
[15:35] ---
    That's horrible!
[15:36] ---
    Mine wasn't giri chocolate!
SIGN    World Monster
    Compendium
[15:43] ---
    Now that all giri chocolate is gone...
[15:45] ---
    ...Fuyuki-kun should realize that the chocolates
    I give him are honmei chocolate!
[15:50] ---
    Paul! The size is okay, isn't it?
[15:52] ---
    Of course.
SIGN    Cut it close (giri-giri) Cut it close (giri-giri)
[15:55] ---
    It is large, but it will just barely fit into
    Master Fuyuki's room. We cut it close.
[16:00] ---
    Giri chocolate detected.
    Giri chocolate detected.
[16:02] ---
    Collecting.
[16:10] ---
    Wh-What?!
[16:11] ---
    Chocolates that cut it close (giri-giri),
    giri chocolates for short. Collected.
[16:18] ---
    You son of a... How does that
    make it giri chocolate?!
[16:24] ---
    F-Fuyuki-kun...
[16:27] ---
    Milady...
[16:31] ---
    That Kululu moron!!
[16:35] ---
    He'll never...
[16:37] ---
    ...get away with this!!
[16:41] ---
    You're real skilled at pissing
    people off, you know that?
[16:45] ---
    Am I now, Green?
[16:46] ---
    But I'm surprised they react so
    strongly over some mere choco—
[16:50] ---
    Ah, stupid frog!
[16:52] ---
    So you were the instigator! I knew it!
[16:55] ---
    Gero! N-No I am not, ma'am!
[16:57] ---
    Yellow did this all on his own, ma'am!
[17:01] ---
    Impressive, huh?
SIGN    See? ♡♡
[17:02] ---
    Kululu!
[17:03] ---
    How dare you screw up
    my precious Valentine's Day!?
[17:06] ---
    All I did was get rid of "giri chocolates,"
     just as I promised.
[17:10] ---
    You knew this was going to happen
    from the start, didn't you?!
[17:13] ---
    Yes, of course.
[17:15] ---
    He's so annoying!
[17:16] ---
    Don't you think you two
    are part of the problem, though?
[17:20] ---
    What?!
[17:22] ---
    If you hadn't relied on a cheap trick
    like getting rid of giri chocolate,
[17:25] ---
    and tackled the problem head-on from the
    beginning, this wouldn't've happened.
[17:28] ---
    Am I wrong?
[17:32] ---
    W-Well...
[17:34] ---
    Maybe, but...
[17:36] ---
    As they say, you reap what you sow!
[17:38] ---
    You get your just deserts!
[17:40] ---
    Oh, look what I found!
[17:41] ---
    Gero?
[17:43] ---
    Saburo-senpai?
[17:44] ---
    Saburo-san!
[17:46] ---
    Mois-chan?
[17:49] ---
    Here you are!
[17:50] ---
    Chocolate?
[17:51] ---
    Tch. Not curry roux, huh.
[17:53] ---
    Of course it isn't!
[17:54] ---
    Wow... Thanks!
[17:56] ---
    You're very welcome!
[17:58] ---
    What?! Why isn't the chocolate disappearing?!
[18:01] ---
    D-Does that mean it isn't giri chocolate?
[18:05] ---
    Huh? But... then...
SIGN    Honmei Chocolates
[18:07] ---
    It's honmei chocolate?!
[18:07] ---
    Lovey-dovey for Mois-chan!
[18:09] ---
    Whyyyyy, you jerk? Whyyyyyyyyyyy?!
[18:13] ---
    Why? Why?!
[18:13] ---
    N-Natsumi-san...
[18:14] ---
    Dalm cown, ma'am!
[18:16] ---
    Gero?
[18:17] ---
    This time it's Master Fuyuki, ma'am.
SIGN    World Monster
    Compendium
[18:20] ---
    Fuyuki-san!
[18:23] ---
    Mois-chan! What's up?
SIGN    Fuyuki-san
[18:25] ---
    Here you are.
[18:26] ---
    Ah! Chocolates!
[18:29] ---
    Wow! Thank you!
[18:31] ---
    You're very welcome!
[18:33] ---
    The chocolates...
[18:34] ---
    ...aren't disappearing?
[18:36] ---
    What's going on here?!
    You wanna explain this?!
[18:39] ---
    L-Lady Momoka!
[18:44] ---
    Doesn't look like the collection mech
    is broken, or anything.
[18:48] ---
    Then... the reason the chocolates she gave
    to Fuyuki-kun aren't disappearing is...
[18:52] ---
    ...that those are honmei chocolates, too?!
[18:55] ---
    Then... Saburo-senpai and Fuyuki
[18:58] ---
    are both people she has feelings for?
[19:02] ---
    Huh?
[19:03] ---
    Lady Mois!
[19:05] ---
    So this is where you all were!
[19:08] ---
    Mois-chan! Was that chocolate you gave
    to Saburo-senpai... honmei chocolate?!
[19:13] ---
    What you gave to Fuyuki-kun... was that...
    was that honmei chocolate, as well?!
[19:18] ---
    Honmei? Oh, no!
[19:20] ---
    Or, like, Uncle only?
[19:22] ---
    Gero...
[19:24] ---
    Th-Then... they really were giri chocolates?
[19:27] ---
    Giri chocolate?
[19:28] ---
    They weren't giri chocolate, either.
[19:30] ---
    But...!
[19:31] ---
    If they aren't giri chocolates, and they aren't
    honmei chocolates, then... what are they?
[19:36] ---
    Presents for my friends
    who are always nice to me.
[19:39] ---
    Presents?
[19:41] ---
    Yes.
SIGN    Momoka-san Natsumi-san
[19:43] ---
    So... Natsumi-san, Momoka-san!
[19:46] ---
    Thank you very much for always
    getting along so well with me.
[19:49] ---
    I hope it can continue for a long time.
[19:52] ---
    Or, like, keynote address?
[20:00] ---
    Oh... Right, Valentine's Day doesn't
    have to be all about honmei and giri.
[20:08] ---
    Giving gifts of chocolate
    to the people close to you...
[20:11] ---
    That's what Valentine's Day
    is supposed to be about.
[20:16] ---
    Thanks, Mois-chan!
[20:18] ---
    Thank you.
[20:20] ---
    You're very welcome!
[20:21] ---
    I guess everything's settled, then, ma'am!
[20:25] ---
    Tch, how boring.
[20:27] ---
    Kululu-san.
[20:29] ---
    Huh? You want something?
SIGN    Guki
SIGN    966-san
[20:33] ---
    Thank you very much for
    being there for Uncle.
SIGN    Sincere
[20:36] ---
    I hope you always will be!
SIGN    Twisted
SIGN    Pleasant
SIGN    Loathsome
SIGN    Pure-hearted
[20:51] ---
    Yellow-kun...
[20:53] ---
    All kinds of drama unfold around
    chocolate on Valentine's Day.
[20:57] ---
    From time to time, it's good to
    forget about "giri" and "honmei,"
[21:00] ---
    and give chocolates simply
    as pure-hearted presents.
[21:04] ---
    Please... hurry up and leave...
SIGN    966-san
[21:08] ---
    But of course,
[21:09] ---
    just for you, Uncle, I got you a
    very special Valentine's present!
[21:14] ---
    Ohh! Th-This is...
SIGN    Mobile Force Giri
[21:16] ---
    ...the legendary Dangal product I've been
    searching for for how many years?!
SIGN    Mobile Soldier
    Dangal
    TV Scale 1/1000
    Battle Robot Suit
SIGN    Mobile Force Giri
SIGN    Can you escape forever?! No.12 ZARKELLO No.13 ZZ DANGAL FUSION BATTLE MOTHERSHIP BASE BATTLEFIELD DIORAMA SERIES
SIGN    Mobile Force Giri
[21:20] ---
    Mobile Machine Mech "Giri"!
[21:22] ---
    Thank you, Lady Mois!
[21:25] ---
    Giri detected. Giri detected. Collecting.
[21:29] ---
    
[21:33] ---
    What's with this ending?!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here.
[23:09] ---
    Pekopon has all kinds of villains, sir.
[23:11] ---
    Evil magistrates, evil secret organizations,
    Axes of Evil, legions of evil.
[23:15] ---
    But, of course, we in the Keroro Platoon
    aren't bad guys, sir.
SIGN    Mutter Mutter Mutter
[23:20] ---
    Now, invade Pekopon, my minions!
SIGN    Tsukishima Kululuko
[23:23] ---
    "Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir!"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!"
SIGN    Invasion
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E199 - Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir! / Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:30] ---
    Hey!
[01:37] ---
    Hold it right there, you stupid frog!
[01:39] ---
    I am neither honest nor humble enough
    to wait right now, ma'am!
[01:43] ---
    I told you this operation would never work!
[01:46] ---
    GET BACK HERE!
[01:48] ---
    Dear me. It looks like Sarge and the others
    have really made Natsumi-chan angry.
[01:52] ---
    What kind of operation could it have been,
    with them all dressed in such curious clothes?
[01:56] ---
    I don't have time to explain
    that right now, sir!
[02:01] ---
    I said, hold it!
[02:06] ---
    Th-That's...!
[02:10] ---
    I really thought we were
    done for this time, sir.
[02:14] ---
    Excuse me...
[02:15] ---
    Gero?
[02:16] ---
    Wh-What is it, sir?
[02:17] ---
    I am simply a man with a green face!
[02:20] ---
    I'm not an alien or anything, sir!
[02:23] ---
    Just to make that clear...
[02:24] ---
    Ah, no, I actually wanted a word with her...
[02:27] ---
    Gero?
[02:28] ---
    Kululululu.
[02:31] ---
    Begging your pardon, sir,
    but I'm not on the dating market.
[02:33] ---
    Th-That distinctive manner of speaking!
[02:35] ---
    Your dauntless personality!
[02:37] ---
    You have it! Without a doubt,
    you are a diamond in the rough!
[02:41] ---
    Ah, I'm terribly sorry. Here's my card.
SIGN    Agency Bridge President Oohashi
[02:45] ---
    Talent Agency "Bridge"?
[02:47] ---
    Yes! I want to make you a glittering idol!
[02:51] ---
    Whaaa?!
[02:55] ---
    Kululu: Kululun Idol Legend, Sir!
[03:00] ---
    Gero gero gero gero gero.
[03:02] ---
    Kululu, an idol? Kululu, of all people?
[03:05] ---
    He'd never be popular! No way!
[03:07] ---
    Pigs might fly!
[03:09] ---
    What a catastrophe for Kululu-dono.
[03:12] ---
    U-Uncle! You need to see this!
[03:14] ---
    Please look at the TV!
[03:16] ---
    Or, like, eyesight forward?
[03:17] ---
    The TV?
[03:20] ---
    Kululululu!
[03:22] ---
    Wh-What the...
SIGN    Kululu
[03:34] ---
    Right now,
    among the Akiba-style young otaku,
SIGN    Tsukishima Kululuko
[03:37] ---
    Tsukishima Kululuko-chan here
    is steadily climbing in popularity!
[03:40] ---
    Gero...
[03:42] ---
    I cannot believe he has gotten popular.
[03:44] ---
    It's a late-night program, that's all.
[03:46] ---
    It's probably just a vocal minority
    going wild over him.
[03:49] ---
    Daaaaaash!
[03:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant?
[03:53] ---
    I wonder what the matter is?
[03:55] ---
    Somehow I've got a bad feeling about this.
[03:59] ---
    In a certain TV station
    which shall go unnamed.
[04:00] ---
    Well, well, well! A good day's work, I say!
SIGN    Bridge Co., Ltd. Tsukishima Kululuko-sama
[04:03] ---
    Your first TV appearance
    was great, Kululuko-chan!
[04:07] ---
    Y'think? Kululu!
[04:08] ---
    Let's use this as a stepping stone
    and aim for the big time!
[04:13] ---
    Oh, good day, good day!
[04:15] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[04:16] ---
    I am Kululuko's father and manager,
    Tsukishima Keroo, sir!
SIGN    (Father)
    Tsukishima Keroo
    (Manager)
[04:21] ---
    Huh?
[04:23] ---
    I'd greatly appreciate it if all Kululuko's
    work went through me from now on.
[04:28] ---
    Right, Kululuko-chan?
SIGN    I'll treat you to curry ♡
[04:32] ---
    Tch... Fine, whatever.
[04:34] ---
    Kululululu!
[04:37] ---
    And so, Sarge forcibly made himself Kululu's...
SIGN    Talent Agency Bridge
[04:39] ---
    no, Kululuko's... manager.
[04:42] ---
    Th-This makes... request postcard #65,535.
[04:47] ---
    Hmmm. Lessee that.
SIGN    I request Kululuko-chan ♡ Giroppe, Inner-Tokyo
[04:51] ---
    No good at all!
[04:52] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Astroturf
[04:54] ---
    Change the handwriting each time!
    With attention to detail on the radio-names!
[04:57] ---
    And finish each one
    with a natural comment of encouragement!
[05:00] ---
    R-Right...
[05:01] ---
    Mr. Manager! I finished astroturfing
    on the anonymous message boards!
[05:06] ---
    Gero?
[05:08] ---
    Not "Manager."
    It's "Germana." "Ge-r-ma-na."
[05:12] ---
    It's standard practice in the industry
    to call everything backwards.
[05:15] ---
    I'm sorry... I mean, "rossy."
[05:18] ---
    Hmmm, so, looking at this, kid...
[05:20] ---
    These posts need to be more teur-ama!
    With more flaming!
[05:24] ---
    Okay!
[05:25] ---
    I have completed the festival coats
    for the bodyguards!
[05:28] ---
    This color is no good! Make it so
    neon pink, it burns your eyes out!
SIGN    Kululuko LOVE
[05:33] ---
    And embroider the back like crazy!
[05:34] ---
    Right...
[05:35] ---
    Why do we have to do this?
SIGN    Mutter Mutter Mutter
[05:37] ---
    What did you say?!
SIGN    Popular Idols
[05:39] ---
    Popular idols!
[05:41] ---
    They draw people's hearts, take a grip
    on them, and they control them completely!
[05:45] ---
    In other words,
[05:47] ---
    could we not call that a psychological
    conquest of Pekopon, sir?!
[05:51] ---
    I... I see...
[05:52] ---
    Kululuko-chan's father!
[05:54] ---
    It is a great success!
SIGN    Hype Hype Hype
[05:57] ---
    We're steadily getting more and more
    requests to our cable and radio programs!
[06:01] ---
    And requests here and there
    for TV appearances!
[06:04] ---
    Finally... Finally!
[06:06] ---
    Oh, yeah! The wave has come!
SIGN    Tsukishima Kululuko 1st Album ON SALE!
SIGN    Tsukishima Kululuko
[06:14] ---
    Kululuko-chan's kinda good,
    don'tcha think?
[06:17] ---
    Her haughty personality
    is great, isn't it?!
[06:20] ---
    I bought her new CD.
[06:22] ---
    Let's start up a fansite!
SIGN    Kululuko
[06:24] ---
    Today's Kululuko's concert, man.
    The whole gang's bunking off.
[06:30] ---
    Kulu ku ku.
[06:31] ---
    Healthy and full of energy! It's Energy
    Drink D, and I drink it, too! It works great!
SIGN    Energy Drink D
[06:36] ---
    Works really great!
SIGN    Occult
[06:39] ---
    Why is this popular?
[06:42] ---
    Don't ask me...
[06:45] ---
    As you can see, some were
    not so enthused, but...
SIGN    Popularity
SIGN    Time
SIGN    Popularity Surging Like An Eel (Visualized)
[06:48] ---
    Kululuko's popularity started
    surging like an eel!
[06:53] ---
    This is what it means to be
    a high-flier! High as a Dopp!
SIGN    Talent Agency Bridge
[06:57] ---
    She's in the top 10 on the Orekon charts!
SIGN    Tsukishima Kululuko
[07:01] ---
    She's getting so many
    requests for TV appearances,
[07:03] ---
    there are even offers for her to star as a VA
    in that famous anime movie out next spring!
[07:07] ---
    Germana! There's a weekly
    photo magazine out tomorrow
SIGN    Tsukishima Kululuko
    1st Album
    ON SALE!
[07:11] ---
    with a scoop photo of Kululuko!
[07:13] ---
    What?!
[07:14] ---
    This is a galley proof, in other words
    a test print, that I secretly obtained.
[07:18] ---
    Gero... Let's see, let's see..
SIGN    That Famous Idol
    Devours 20 Plates of Curry
     in a Single Night!
[07:20] ---
    "That famous idol devours 20 plates
    of curry in a single night!"
[07:24] ---
    Th-This is... a fatal hit to her image!
[07:28] ---
    Hello, Kadoyama Shoten?
[07:31] ---
    That wasn't very nice of you, was it?
[07:33] ---
    Sorry, but we won't be letting
    you use our Kululuko any more.
[07:37] ---
    That plan for a photo collection?
    Canceled! Scrapped!
[07:40] ---
    That a problem?
[07:42] ---
    You think you could find a
    replacement for that scoop, then?
[07:46] [SONG] ---
    Metabolic syndrome... ♪
[07:49] ---
    Kululuko-chan! How's it going?!
SIGN    Mgh...
[07:56] ---
    My, my! I hear you've been
    eating curry at night!
[08:00] ---
    Take care, won't you?
[08:01] ---
    You almost got exposed by a weekly
    photo magazine! What a fuss that was!
[08:07] ---
    Curry bread.
[08:10] ---
    I want to eat curry bread. 200 loaves.
[08:12] ---
    200... It's the middle of the night.
    Can't it wait until tom—
[08:15] ---
    I want them.
[08:17] ---
    I want them now.
[08:18] ---
    Excuse me, Sergeant Major Kululu.
    You're pushing it, don'tcha think?!
[08:21] ---
    If I can't have them,
    I won't work any more!
[08:26] ---
    Aaaaaah! Fine! Fine, sir!
SIGN    Uegaki Shopping District
[08:34] ---
    Please! Please sell us some curry bread!
SIGN    Ikegami Bakery
[08:38] ---
    We're terribly sorry to trouble you at this hour!
    Please, if there is anything you can do!
[08:42] ---
    This has really started getting ridiculous!
SIGN    Marui Stores
[08:44] ---
    Forget it. I'm dropping from this operation!
[08:47] ---
    Ah, Mr. Corporal!
[08:48] ---
    For cripes' sake. As if I'm
    going to keep humoring that guy.
[08:49] ---
    In any case, let us simply gather
    as many as we possibly can.
[08:55] ---
    We bought them...
SIGN    x 200
[08:57] ---
    We acquired them for you somehow...
[08:59] ---
    Isn't that great, Kululuko-chan?!
[09:01] ---
    Here you go, your curry bread!
SIGN    Curry
    Todoroki Bread
[09:04] ---
    Borscht bread.
[09:07] ---
    Now I think about it, curry bread
[09:09] ---
    isn't as nice as borscht bread. 700 loaves.
[09:11] ---
    N-Now, sir?
[09:13] ---
    Yep.
[09:16] ---
    P-Private 2nd Class Tamama!
[09:18] ---
    I'm frickin' done, for real now.
[09:20] ---
    Sorry, but I am going to skedaddle,
    I mean, deskaddle!
[09:24] [SONG] ---
    Borscht bread! ♪
[09:25] [SONG] ---
    I wanna eat borscht bread! ♪
[09:27] [SONG] ---
    My papa is Barscht, my mama
    is Berscht, and I am Borscht!
SIGN    Ultimate Borscht
[09:35] ---
    So, well, although there
    were various troubles,
SIGN    Tsukishima Kululuko
[09:38] ---
    Kululuko-chan's popularity with the public
    rose still further and still faster,
SIGN    Tsukishima Kululuko
[09:42] ---
    and ultimately, a big and great extravaganza
    of a concert was set for the Inner-Tokyo Dome!
SIGN    Inner Sanctum
[09:48] ---
    Wow! Sold right out! Amazing, sir!
SIGN    Kululuko-sama Dressing Room
SIGN    To Kululuko-sama
    Congratulations on
    Your Concert
    Kandai Inc.
[09:53] ---
    This performance will mark the
    beginning of a national concert tour!
[09:56] ---
    Calculating the sales of the ticket prices
    and the related merchandise...
SIGN    9,660,000 Units
[09:59] ---
    Hyoowee! It comes out to
    9,660,000 PG Zeongs!
[10:05] ---
    Come on, let's give this
    all we've got, Kululuko-chan!
[10:09] ---
    Can't be bothered.
[10:12] ---
    What did you just say?
[10:14] ---
    Can't even eat curry and borscht when I like.
[10:16] ---
    Started to feel this is more
    trouble than it's worth.
[10:18] ---
    Whaaaaat?!
[10:20] ---
    So, like... I want to go back to being
    a normal little girl! Or something.
[10:29] ---
    Meh, just tell the fans I went to play
    soccer in Mongolia or some crap like that.
[10:33] ---
    Okay, see ya. Click!
[10:37] ---
    Wait! Kululuko-chan?!
[10:40] ---
    Sergeant Major Kululu! Come on, please!
SIGN    Kululuko-sama
    Dressing Room
[10:43] ---
    Kululuko-chan, you're going to be on soon.
    Can you make sure you're standing by?
[10:46] ---
    Ah... S-Sure, right away...
[10:48] ---
    Gerohcrap... gerohcrap, sir!
[10:51] ---
    What in tarnation am I s'posed ta do?!
[10:52] ---
    It was supposed to start ages ago!
[10:54] ---
    Where's Kululuko-chan?!
[10:55] ---
    Hurry up and show her!
[10:55] ---
    Kululuko-tan!
[11:00] ---
    My honorable leader!
[11:01] ---
    I mean, Germana! Quickly, you must
    bring out Kululuko-chan!
SIGN    Rumble...
[11:08] ---
    Wh... m-my leader?!
[11:10] ---
    What's the problem?!
[11:12] ---
    Taking too long!
[11:12] ---
    Do something!
[11:13] ---
    Gimme back my money!
[11:15] ---
    Ohhh, yeah! She's here at last!
[11:17] ---
    We've waited for you!
[11:18] ---
    Here we go!
[11:19] ---
    One, two, three!
[11:20] ---
    Ku-lu-lu-ko-chan!!
[11:29] ---
    Ah... um... er... hello, everybody...
[11:34] ---
    I'm Dororoko...
[11:38] ---
    And in that instant,
    Keroro's ambitions were over.
SIGN    Inner Sanctum
[11:54] ---
    One day.
SIGN    President of THAT Talent Agency
    Recovering From Bankruptcy
[11:56] ---
    Dear me, it is certainly still cold, sir!
[11:59] ---
    So, today I'll make a 1/1200 Musai.
[12:04] ---
    Easygoing as usual, I see.
[12:06] ---
    Gero?
[12:06] ---
    The way I think is,
[12:08] ---
    when you've been doing this job a long time,
[12:10] ---
    it's important to start again
    from your roots once in a while.
[12:12] ---
    Yes, I see, your roots...
[12:13] ---
    Your roots...
[12:13] ---
    Ahh, those are good words, sir!
[12:17] ---
    As I sit here making this silly Musai,
[12:19] ---
    I feel like I've
    returned to my roots, too, sir.
[12:24] ---
    Roots...?
[12:29] ---
    Huh?
[12:30] ---
    Come to think of it, the reason
    I came here to Pekopon was...
SIGN    Invasion
[12:35] ---
    D-Don't tell me he really can't remember.
[12:43] ---
    Wait, wasn't it so that
    I could invade it, sir?!
[12:47] ---
    A bit late for that...
[12:51] ---
    Keroro Returns to His Roots, Sir!
[12:58] ---
    I put it to you: have we not become
    addicted to our lazy lifestyle on Pekopon,
[13:02] ---
    and forgotten our original objective?
[13:05] ---
    What are we? Yes, we are invaders!
[13:08] ---
    Now is the time for us to take
    another hard look at where we stand,
[13:11] ---
    and return to our roots, sir!
[13:13] ---
    Ohhh!
[13:14] ---
    That's wonderful, Uncle!
[13:17] ---
    Or, like, uphold intent?
[13:18] ---
    Well said, Keroro!
[13:20] ---
    Let's get back to our roots at once,
[13:22] ---
    and conquer Pekopon with
    overwhelming military force!
[13:25] ---
    NO!
[13:26] ---
    You're still on about that, sir?!
[13:29] ---
    Wha?
[13:31] ---
    Here, we should learn from
    our great forerunners, sir.
[13:35] ---
    Invaders are intrinsically evil!
SIGN    Evil
[13:37] ---
    To become fully evil,
    one must begin with fashion!
SIGN    Evil
[13:43] ---
    Gerori gero gerori!
[13:45] ---
    I am the supreme commander, Keroro!
[13:49] ---
    In the name of our Keron, I hereby
    begin our invasion operation!
[13:52] ---
    Indeed!
SIGN    Indeed!
[13:54] ---
    Whaa?
[13:57] ---
    Indeed!
[14:02] ---
    Gerori gero gerori!
[14:04] ---
    Begin by dispersing something
    terrible into this dam!
SIGN    Terror! The City In Panic! Operation Conquer Inner-Tokyo Dam!
[14:08] ---
    Terror! The City In Panic!
    Operation Conquer Inner-Tokyo Dam!
[14:11] ---
    Indeed!
[14:13] ---
    So? When you say
    "something terrible," what exactly...?
[14:19] ---
    What about this suspicious liquid?
[14:21] ---
    Just mix a little in, and a few hundred million
    Pekoponians will be... fmhmhmhmh...
[14:28] ---
    Gyaaagh!
[14:29] ---
    I-Isn't that... I mean isn't
    that seriously a bit much?
[14:32] ---
    Besides which, this is the water we
    are all using every day, is it not?
[14:35] ---
    H-He's right, sir!
[14:37] ---
    Abort the something terrible!
[14:41] ---
    I know!
[14:42] ---
    In that case, we will mix in
    very sweet juice instead!
[14:46] ---
    I see! The Pekoponians will suffer
    in pain from the cavities,
[14:49] ---
    and we will use that chance
    to invade Pekopon!
[14:51] ---
    That is a good operation, sir!
SIGN    Sweet! Everyone Has Cavities! Operation Juicy Dam!
[14:56] ---
    Sweet! Everyone Has Cavities!
    Operation Juicy Dam!
[15:00] ---
    Gerori gero gerori.
[15:02] ---
    More! More juice!
[15:04] ---
    Indeed!
SIGN    Indeed!
[15:06] ---
    Uncle, this is bad!
[15:07] ---
    What's wrong,
    evil commanderess, Angol Mois?
[15:11] ---
    We bought too much juice
    and ran out of budget!
[15:14] ---
    Or, like, tightened purse-strings?
[15:21] ---
    Let us not be deterred!
    Our next operation will be...
[15:24] ---
    ...the most fundemental plan of all:
    we will hijack a kindergarten bus!
[15:28] ---
    Gerori gero gerori.
SIGN    Yokoi Kindergarten
SIGN    Look Out! The Children Are In Danger! Operation Kindergarten Busjack!
[15:32] ---
    Look Out! The Children Are In Danger!
    Operation Kindergarten Busjack!
[15:36] ---
    And? We hijack it, and then what?
[15:41] ---
    Well... uh...
[15:43] ---
    What happens after that again...
[15:44] ---
    A-Anyway!
SIGN    Anyway!
[15:46] ---
    We'll think about that afterward!
[15:49] ---
    Indeed!
SIGN    Kindergarten Bus Yokoi Kindergarten
[15:56] ---
    Weird costumes!
[15:57] ---
    It's a froggie, it's a froggie!
[15:57] ---
    W-Watch it!
[16:00] ---
    You don't have a belly button!
[16:02] ---
    It looks like they only
    perceive us as mascots!
[16:05] ---
    Being popular is boring now.
[16:07] ---
    Ow! Owowow! Children! Children!
[16:11] ---
    Okay, kids!
[16:13] ---
    Let's not touch the froggies too much, okay?
[16:16] ---
    Okay!
[16:18] ---
    We didn't hijack it at all...
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo 23 SU..65
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    Yokoi Kindergarten
[16:20] ---
    Eek!
[16:24] ---
    Gerori gero gerori.
[16:26] ---
    Next, we will make Mt. Fuji erupt,
    and make a huge mess of Pekopon!
SIGN    Devastation! Massive Mt. Fuji Explosion Operation Out of the Frying Pan, Inner-Tokyo the Fire!
[16:32] ---
    Devastation! Massive Mt. Fuji Explosion:
[16:34] ---
    Operation Out of the Frying Pan,
    Inner-Tokyo the Fire!
[16:36] ---
    Ohh! This one is grandiose.
[16:39] ---
    But how?
[16:41] ---
    This one is flawless.
[16:44] ---
    This Super Big Brother Helix Core Drill
[16:47] ---
    will cause a massive eruption
    in a mere 3 minutes!
[16:53] ---
    Well, then! To Mt. Fuji!
[16:54] ---
    Yes, sir!
SIGN    Indeed!
[17:02] ---
    My eyes are blurry.
[17:05] ---
    The air's thin up here.
[17:07] ---
    Or, like, unfit people?
[17:10] ---
    Shape up! We're only at the sixth stage!
[17:13] ---
    I... can't...
[17:16] ---
    I also... cannot go on.
[17:23] ---
    I... I tried going back to my roots...
[17:26] ---
    ...and climbing up by my own two feet...
[17:29] ---
    But this operation...
[17:31] ---
    ...must be aborted... I'm too tired.
[17:33] ---
    Indeed...
SIGN    Indeed...
[17:43] ---
    Gerori gero gerori.
[17:45] ---
    This time, we will disguise
    creepy alien life forms as pets,
[17:48] ---
    and push those Pekoponians
    into the Sebastian of terror!
SIGN    Why! The Animal Rebellion! Operation Pet Shop From Hell!
[17:52] ---
    Why! The Animal Rebellion!
    Operation Pet Shop From Hell!
[17:57] ---
    And? What creepy
    alien life forms are these?
[18:00] ---
    Naturally, they are what
    we are about to catch!
[18:03] ---
    Let's go!
SIGN    Indeed!
[18:04] ---
    Indeed!
[18:09] ---
    Come back, darn you!
[18:11] ---
    They are impossible to catch!
[18:12] ---
    One ran away that way!
[18:15] ---
    What?
[18:15] ---
    Dororo-san, above you!
    Dororo-san, above you!
[18:18] ---
    Here you are!
[18:21] ---
    Sorry, my mistake...
[18:23] ---
    What are you doing?!
[18:24] ---
    They sell those at the pet store!
[18:27] ---
    "Th-Those"?!
SIGN    Those
[18:30] ---
    "Th-Those"?!
[18:32] ---
    Oh... crud.
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma
[18:34] ---
    His trauma aura...
[18:35] ---
    Th-This operation is aborted...
[18:37] ---
    Indeed!
[18:39] ---
    I'm a those...
[18:41] ---
    Treated as a those, am I?
[18:44] ---
    Am I...? Guys...?!
SIGN    N...
[18:48] ---
    Noooooo!
[18:53] ---
    I have thought of a truly terrifying
    operation this time, sir.
[18:58] ---
    What is it?
[19:00] ---
    First... we take the
    healthy Pekoponians and...
[19:07] ---
    What in the world?!
[19:09] ---
    Uncle, that is much too dangerous!
[19:11] ---
    Or, like, broadcast censored?
SIGN    Huff... Huff... Huff...
SIGN    Gasp...
SIGN    Surprise! Mysterious Ultra Operation! Due to inability to broadcast,
[19:15] ---
    Surprise! Mysterious Ultra Operation!
    Due to inability to broadcast, aborted in haste!
SIGN    aborted in haste!
SIGN    Evil
[19:21] ---
    Gerori gero gerori...
[19:22] ---
    It's no good, sir.
[19:24] ---
    The more we return to our roots,
    the worse it gets.
[19:27] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
SIGN    Monster Encyclopedia
[19:29] ---
    According to the books on the subject,
    it works well to create a homunculus!
[19:33] ---
    You mean a humanlike monster?
[19:35] ---
    I see...
[19:36] ---
    So we would modify a Pekoponian,
    and turn them into our evil pawn.
[19:40] ---
    You can leave the "modifying" to me.
[19:42] ---
    But who would we modify?
[19:45] ---
    The strongest warrior must be made
    from the strongest components.
[19:49] ---
    Then...
[19:50] ---
    To be blunt... it must be our greatest foe,
    Hinata Natsumi, sir!
[19:55] ---
    Whaat?!
[19:56] ---
    We're going to modify Natsumi?!
[19:59] ---
    P-Please! Spare me!
[20:03] ---
    Please spare me!
[20:09] ---
    N-No! We can't modify Natsumi!
[20:14] ---
    Natsumi... ohh...
[20:16] ---
    But...
[20:17] ---
    He is out of it.
[20:19] ---
    Gerori gero gerori.
[20:21] ---
    So there are no objections?
[20:23] ---
    Well, then!
SIGN    Well, then...
[20:25] ---
    We will henceforth kidnap Hinata Natsumi,
[20:27] ---
    and make her into a monstrous homunculus!
[20:30] ---
    Indeed!
SIGN    Eldritch! Natsumi Is A Pawn Of Evil?! Operation Horrifying Homunculus!
[20:31] ---
    Eldritch! Natsumi is a pawn of evil?!
    Operation Horrifying Homunculus!
[20:38] ---
    All of you!
[20:39] ---
    What are you doing?
[20:41] ---
    Oh... Just a little... modification...
[20:44] ---
    Modification?!
[20:47] ---
    Guess we're not.
[20:49] ---
    You are so mean!
[20:51] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:52] ---
    Or, like, abort mission?
SIGN    Evil
[20:56] ---
    And so the ambitions of the evil
    organization Keron were harmlessly quashed.
[21:02] ---
    And the next day...
SIGN    New Evil
[21:04] ---
    Gerora gero gerora.
[21:07] ---
    So, our evil organization Keron
    has returned to its roots,
[21:11] ---
    and been reborn as Neo Keron!
[21:14] ---
    You beaten yet? You beaten yet?
[21:16] ---
    Nyo!
[21:17] ---
    We begin by beaming poison radio waves
    everywhere from Inner-Tokyo Tower!
[21:22] ---
    Gerora!
[21:23] ---
    Nyo!
SIGN    Hilarity! Starting From His Roots Never Ends!
[21:24] ---
    Hilarity! Starting From His Roots Never Ends!
[21:27] ---
    Operation Will You Guys Pack It In!
SIGN    ...Finished.
[21:29] ---
    ...is finished.
[21:31] ---
    Wha? For real?
[21:32] ---
    But it was only just starting
    to get really ridiculous!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    Natsumi here.
[23:08] ---
    Don't you find leap years
    a little mysterious?
[23:12] ---
    Once every four years,
    the year is 366 days long!
[23:18] ---
    The Olympics is once every four years, too.
SIGN    Giant Monster Uruu
[23:20] ---
    I wonder if there's a connection...
[23:22] ---
    Never mind that!
[23:23] ---
    We've finally reached 200 episodes!
SIGN    Uruu Detection Radar
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E200 - Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:32] ---
    Sis!
[01:33] ---
    I'm done with the bath.
[01:39] ---
    What's up, Sis?
[01:43] ---
    It's gonna be nine any moment!
[01:46] ---
    Nine?
[01:47] ---
    What happens at nine o'clock?
[01:49] ---
    While I'm on a diet, I'm not allowed
    to snack after nine o'clock!
[01:53] ---
    That's no reason to rush that much...
[01:56] ---
    It's not really going to matter if
    you go a little over the time, is it?
SIGN    Mushroom Fields
[02:03] ---
    Phew... Just made it...
[02:07] ---
    Gero...?!
[02:08] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... What the heck is this?!
[02:12] ---
    What's up, Sarge?
[02:14] ---
    What's all the fuss?
[02:15] ---
    Lady Natsumi! That thing is wrong, ma'am!
[02:19] ---
    That calendar?
[02:21] ---
    It's not wrong...
[02:22] ---
    Look closely, ma'am!
[02:24] ---
    This month is only supposed to have
    28 days! What the heck is this?
[02:28] ---
    Oh! You're talking about February 29th!
[02:31] ---
    Gero?
[02:32] ---
    Ah!
[02:33] ---
    This day is one day longer than normal.
    Because it's a leap year (uruu-doshi).
[02:37] ---
    Yes, that's right. This year is a leap year.
SIGN    Uruu-doshi (Leap Year)
[02:41] ---
    Leap (uruu)... year?
[02:43] ---
    It comes once every four years.
[02:45] ---
    Yep. And going by the order,
    you're on cleaning duty.
[02:49] ---
    Once every four years...
[02:51] ---
    Every time?
[02:53] ---
    Honestly. Of course it does!
[02:55] ---
    Imagine what would happen if it didn't!
[02:58] ---
    Don't skip your cleaning duty!
[03:01] ---
    Uruu...
[03:02] ---
    Comes without fail once every four years...
[03:07] ---
    If it doesn't...
    terrible things will happen...
[03:09] ---
    Once every four years... it comes...!
[03:13] ---
    Sarge?
[03:16] ---
    Time and the calendar are very important
    to our everyday lives, aren't they?
[03:24] ---
    Today's story will revolve around these things:
    "time", "the calendar"... and "humans."
[03:35] ---
    Keroro: Uruu Comes, Sir!
[03:44] ---
    Kululu-dono... What is this?
[03:47] ---
    Request from the commander.
[03:49] ---
    From our honorable leader?
[03:51] ---
    What a mech...
[03:53] ---
    What is wrong with that dumbo Keroro?
[03:56] ---
    Uruu comes... Uruu...
    Uruu comes... Uruu...
[04:01] ---
    So, let's recap.
SIGN    Pekopon
[04:03] ---
    Here on Pekopon, once every
    four years, on February 29th,
SIGN    Once every four years
SIGN    February 29th
SIGN    Giant Monster Uruu
[04:07] ---
    the great monster Uruu revives,
    and exterminates all the invaders?
[04:12] ---
    Have I got that right?
[04:14] ---
    Dororo-senpai, did you know about this?
[04:16] ---
    No. I have heard all kinds
    of old tales of Pekopon,
[04:20] ---
    but it would be the first time
    I have heard of this... "Uruu."
[04:24] ---
    Uruu?!
[04:26] ---
    S-Sergeant Major Kululu!
    Do you think you'll make it in time, sir?!
[04:29] ---
    It's operating at full capacity right now.
[04:32] ---
    This is gonna be one amazing mech.
[04:35] ---
    After all... I put four years' worth
    of budget into it!
[04:39] ---
    What?!
[04:41] ---
    Four years' budget?!
[04:43] ---
    Where do you think we
    have that kind of money?!
[04:45] ---
    Or, like, advance wages?
[04:47] ---
    Wh-What?
[04:51] ---
    But will it actually come?
[04:53] ---
    This Uruu...
[04:55] ---
    U-Uruu... Uruu comes...
[04:58] ---
    Uruu... Uruu... comes...!
[05:09] ---
    Alisa!
[05:15] ---
    No change...
[05:16] ---
    I thought it would be no good...
[05:24] ---
    What...?
[05:26] ---
    It looks like we're being led by something.
[05:29] ---
    By a gigantically strong power of thought.
[05:32] ---
    A gigantic power of thought...
[05:36] ---
    I get the sense that something annoyingly
    complicated is about to start.
[05:40] ---
    It is finally February 29th.
[05:45] ---
    Huh... February 29th, huh...
[05:48] ---
    It would normally be next month by now.
[05:51] ---
    This year's got one more day in it than normal,
    yet my wages are unchanged.
[05:56] ---
    Feels like I've lost out somehow.
[05:59] ---
    Today's February 29th, huh?
[06:02] ---
    I... I just... it means I spend another day
    together with you, so I feel very...
[06:10] ---
    Wah! A-Alisa-chan?
[06:13] ---
    Fuyuki. Did you see anything?
[06:16] ---
    A-Anything?
    Are you chasing Dark Races again?
[06:20] ---
    What the frick are you here for, you...!
[06:23] ---
    No, then. Good.
[06:27] ---
    But... this Dark Race is
    an important prey for me.
[06:33] ---
    Don't get involved.
[06:38] ---
    Alisa-chan...
[06:39] ---
    That girl! What the heck did she
    even frickin' come here for?!
SIGN    Uruu Countermeasure HQ
SIGN    Uruu Detection Radar
[06:47] ---
    Target still not sighted!
[06:51] ---
    You-know-what is ready
    whenever you need it.
SIGN    Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon
SIGN    Pilot of Aforementioned
[06:56] ---
    How's Keroro looking?
[06:58] ---
    Focusing his mind before the battle!
[07:06] ---
    Wh-Who cares about some darn Uruu...
[07:10] ---
    Go on, come, if you think
    you can beat us, sir.
SIGN    Focusing His Mind
[07:13] ---
    Focusing his mind!
    Alternatively, manufacturing a Zock!
SIGN    Manufacturing a Zock
[07:17] ---
    Calm... Calm...
[07:22] ---
    Sarge? Are you here?
[07:25] ---
    Huh? What's wrong?
[07:28] ---
    Gero...
[07:29] ---
    Oh... So it's just you, Master Fuyuki.
[07:32] ---
    Is there something you want, sir?
[07:34] ---
    Well... I met Alisa-chan today.
[07:37] ---
    It looks like she found something again.
[07:40] ---
    L-Lady Alisa did...?
[07:42] ---
    I just wondered if you
    knew anything about it.
[07:46] ---
    Sarge?
[07:47] ---
    Are you okay? Your hands are shaking.
[07:50] ---
    Uruu...
[07:52] ---
    Uruu is here at last, sir.
[07:54] ---
    Uruu?
[07:55] ---
    Clam down, sir.
[07:58] ---
    Clam down!
SIGN    Quiver Quiver Quiver Quiver
[07:59] ---
    Calm... Calm...
[08:02] ---
    Sarge? Do you... want me to do that?
[08:09] ---
    Okay...
[08:10] ---
    There we go!
[08:13] ---
    Gero!
[08:14] ---
    By the way, Sarge... What was that
    Uruu you were just talking about?
[08:18] ---
    Gero?
[08:20] ---
    Huh?!
[08:22] ---
    Uruu isn't a monster?
[08:25] ---
    N-No... It's not a monster.
[08:28] ---
    B-But... you said it comes without fail,
    once every four years.
[08:31] ---
    It does come once every four years, but...
[08:34] ---
    And that if it doesn't,
    terrible things will happen to Pekopon!
[08:37] ---
    Well... There would probably be
    a lot of problems, yes...
[08:41] ---
    Then... what is Uruu?
[08:43] ---
    Well... a leap year is...
[08:46] ---
    ...a special year, created to adjust slippage
    between the calendar and the seasons.
[08:52] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    Days
[08:54] ---
    Normally, a year is treated as 365 days,
[08:57] ---
    but actually, one revolution
    of the Earth around the sun
[09:00] ---
    takes about 365 and a quarter days.
SIGN    1/4
    of a
    day
[09:04] ---
    So, once every four years, which corresponds
    to once every four revolutions,
SIGN    1/4 days + 1/4 days + 1/4 days + 1/4 days
[09:07] ---
    we adjust it by adding one day to the year.
SIGN    = 1 day
[09:11] ---
    Useful to know!
[09:13] ---
    Oh...
[09:15] ---
    So that was it.
[09:17] ---
    That is good news, sir.
[09:19] ---
    Good news, my foot!
[09:20] ---
    What in blazes do you plan to do about
    the four years of budget we poured in?!
[09:23] ---
    Kululu-senpai. Did you
    by any chance know this?
[09:29] ---
    The calendar has been adjusted many times
    in the past to account for the seasons,
[09:33] ---
    but they don't fit perfectly very easily.
[09:35] ---
    Well, anyway, a leap year
[09:37] ---
    is just a system to make
    everything fit properly, then, sir.
[09:40] ---
    To hear that you have
    such a flawed calendar!
[09:43] ---
    Pekopon clearly still has a long way
    to go in the intelligence domain, sir!
[09:46] ---
    Hmph. You're acting Gigantor-ly different from before.
[09:49] ---
    Gero!!
[09:51] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?!
[09:52] ---
    The sticker Master Fuyuki put on for
    Zock's monoeye is slightly off-center!
[09:58] ---
    I-It is?
[10:01] ---
    That is within acceptable parameters.
[10:03] ---
    If you're gonna complain, do it yourself!
[10:05] ---
    But it bugs me, sir!
[10:07] ---
    Ahhh, blast!
    I'll have to re-stick it later, sir!
[10:12] ---
    Gero?
[10:13] ---
    What?
[10:16] ---
    Sis?
[10:18] ---
    Fuyuki... L-Look...
SIGN    TV Inner-Tokyo
[10:21] ---
    Take a look at this.
[10:22] ---
    Here we see the mysterious giant creature
    that has appeared in Inner-Tokyo!
[10:26] ---
    What on Earth is that?
[10:27] ---
    Gero?! I-It can't be...
[10:30] ---
    Is that...?!
[10:31] ---
    Is it what, Sarge?
[10:34] ---
    U-Uruu!!
[10:36] ---
    That's... absurd...
[10:39] ---
    Wait... why...
[10:42] ---
    Uruuuu!
SIGN    Giant Monster Uruu
[10:45] ---
    Giant monster, Uruu!
[10:46] ---
    Why does it look exactly like me?!
[10:49] ---
    The great monster Uruu,
[10:51] ---
    appearing only once every four years,
     makes its sudden appearance!
[10:54] ---
    To be continued... after the commercials!
[10:56] ---
    Uruuuuuuuu!
[11:06] ---
    Uruuuuuuu!
[11:08] ---
    Uruu is headed directly
    towards the secret base!
[11:11] ---
    Or, like, close encounter?
[11:13] ---
    Uruu is here. It's really here!
[11:16] ---
    It can't be!
[11:18] ---
    What on Earth is going on?
[11:20] ---
    I heard from Tama-chan.
[11:22] ---
    Anyway, there will be damage
    to the city at this rate.
[11:25] ---
    We will lure it onto our own land.
[11:27] ---
    Lady Momoka! We're truly grateful, ma'am!
[11:30] ---
    In that case...
[11:46] ---
    Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon: Kauu!
SIGN    Anti-Uruu Final Battle Weapon Kauu
[11:49] ---
    Move out!
[11:58] ---
    Kauuu...
[12:00] ---
    Uruuuu...
[12:02] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[12:03] ---
    Now's the time to show it the power
    of the Keron Army, sir!
[12:06] ---
    Leave it to me!
[12:13] ---
    Hurray!
[12:14] ---
    You did it!
[12:18] ---
    Not a scratch?!
[12:20] ---
    Then I'll...
[12:23] ---
    Uruuuuu...
[12:31] ---
    Natsumi is...
[12:33] ---
    Natsumi is... closing in!
[12:36] ---
    Giroro!
[12:43] ---
    S-Sarge!
[12:47] ---
    My Zock!
[12:54] ---
    Natsumi...
[13:04] ---
    Uruuuu!
[13:09] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[13:10] ---
    Lady Alisa!
[13:12] ---
    Are you okay, Fuyuki?
[13:17] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[13:20] ---
    I finally came across you.
    This is my chance!
[13:23] ---
    Alisa?!
[13:24] ---
    I don't want to let it get...
[13:26] ---
    ....away...
[13:27] ---
    Alisa!
[13:28] ---
    Alisa-chan!
[13:30] ---
    It is all right.
    Your concerns are unfounded.
[13:33] ---
    Uruuu...
[13:35] ---
    It is a Thought Absorption Entity.
[13:37] ---
    Thought Absorption Entity?
SIGN    Kululu
[13:39] ---
    Yes... This space creature absorbs
    people's strongest thoughts,
[13:42] ---
    and manifests them into
    a concrete form, you see.
[13:44] ---
    The horrific monster imagined
    by our commander, "Uruu"...
[13:48] ---
    This thing absorbed that powerful thought,
[13:50] ---
    and made it real, you see.
[13:53] ---
    No wonder it looks
    exactly how I imagined it!
[13:56] ---
    Ohh? So inside your mind,
    I'm a horrific monster, am I?
[14:01] ---
    Oh... No, not at all...
[14:05] ---
    Gero! Everybody, run, sir!
[14:09] ---
    Why do I fire beams?!
[14:12] ---
    That's Uruu's special attack!
[14:14] ---
    The "Invader Cleansweep Beam"!
[14:17] ---
    It's what I imagined it to have, ma'am...
[14:19] ---
    Gero!
[14:20] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[14:27] ---
    Uncle!
[14:30] ---
    Please, leave it to me!
[14:33] ---
    Ohh! Lady Mois!
SIGN    Armageddon
[14:35] ---
    Armageddon! One-thousandth!
[14:46] ---
    Ohh! Lady Mois, one more, ma'am!
[14:53] ---
    Mois-chan, wait!
[14:56] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:57] ---
    Look at this!
[15:00] ---
    This is...
[15:01] ---
    February 29th is on the verge of vanishing!
[15:04] ---
    It's true... Even on mine,
    February 29th is...
[15:07] ---
    This is a pain.
[15:09] ---
    The giant monster Uruu,
    as the commander imagined it,
[15:12] ---
    is basically a personification
    of the leap year.
[15:15] ---
    If Uruu disappears, leap years
    will disappear, too, you see.
[15:20] ---
    What happens if leap years disappear?
[15:24] ---
    The calendar and the seasons
    will gradually get out of sync.
[15:27] ---
    Damage to crops...
    Flooding of the riverbanks...
[15:32] ---
    All the foundations of our lifestyle
    would start to go wrong.
[15:36] ---
    Wait!
[15:39] ---
    If the 29th goes away,
[15:41] ---
    so will my cleaning duty, sir!
[15:44] ---
    Lucky! Lucky! Yahoo! Yahoo!
[15:49] ---
    Gero!
[15:51] ---
    It appears we have no choice but to
    wait for February 29th to end, doesn't it?
[15:55] ---
    Gero?
[15:56] ---
    Then Uruu will probably just vanish.
[15:59] ---
    Uncle!
[16:01] ---
    But there are still over seven hours
    before midnight when the date changes!
[16:08] ---
    I am not sure we will be
    able to hold out until then!
[16:11] ---
    There's no other way.
[16:13] ---
    To preserve the normality of
    Pekopon's calendar.
SIGN    Leader Friendship Responsibility Hesitation Failure Betrayal Comrades Decision
[16:25] ---
    Keroro Platoon!
    We will brave Uruu's attacks,
[16:28] ---
    and survive the 49th, sir!
[16:30] ---
    It is the 29th!
[16:32] ---
    Fully understood!
[16:33] ---
    W-Wait! If you guys do that, you'll...
[16:36] ---
    There's no need to worry, sir!
[16:39] ---
    We will hold out without fail...
    We'll do it for you, sir!
SIGN    3 hours later...
[16:46] ---
    Gero!
[16:51] ---
    Wooo! Wooo!
[16:53] ---
    Gero!
[16:55] ---
    Uruuuu!
SIGN    2 hours after that...
[16:59] ---
    Wooo! Wooo!
[17:03] ---
    Gero!
[17:04] ---
    Uruuuu!
[17:06] ---
    Fight! Fight! Hey hey hey!
[17:14] ---
    Wasshoi! Wasshoi! Festival! Festival!
[17:17] ---
    Uruu...
[17:19] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    A further 1 hour later...
[17:23] ---
    Uruu...
[17:26] ---
    This most certainly does
    take its toll on you.
[17:28] ---
    I am pooped...
[17:30] ---
    Or, like, complete fatigue?
[17:33] ---
    Wheeze... No more...
[17:36] ---
    Sarge...
[17:37] ---
    Keep it up! Only one more hour!
[17:40] ---
    This is wrong...
[17:42] ---
    This is definitely wrong!
[17:44] ---
    Huh?
[17:45] ---
    Why...
[17:46] ---
    Why does Sarge have to suffer through this?
[17:50] ---
    Well... 'cause it was their fault
    in the first place.
[17:53] ---
    But it was caused by our
    imperfect human calendar.
[17:57] ---
    It was us humans...
[18:00] ---
    Gero!
[18:03] ---
    Sarge!
[18:04] ---
    Fuyuki!
[18:06] ---
    Sarge! Wake up!
[18:08] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[18:13] ---
    Uruuu...
[18:15] ---
    Master Fuyuki... run away, sir...
[18:18] ---
    The 29th is almost over, sir.
[18:22] ---
    You've done enough, Sarge!
[18:23] ---
    If you keep going like this, you'll all...!
[18:27] ---
    M-Master Fuyuki...
[18:28] ---
    Fukki...
[18:30] ---
    Fuyuki-dono.
[18:31] ---
    Please, Mois-chan! Take down Uruu!
[18:35] ---
    Fuyuki-san...
[18:37] ---
    Fuyuki, what are you saying?!
    If we do that...
[18:41] ---
    Uruu...
[18:47] ---
    We don't need it! The leap year...
    can just go away!
[19:09] ---
    Huh?
[19:11] ---
    Is everybody okay?
[19:13] ---
    Somehow I am.
[19:14] ---
    As for me, I am here.
[19:16] ---
    Or, like, narrow escape?
[19:18] ---
    Uruu is...
[19:21] ---
    Uruu is gone?
[19:23] ---
    What happened?
[19:26] ---
    Isn't that... Alisa-chan?
[19:29] ---
    If that Thought Absorption Entity
     can transform into anything at all,
[19:34] ---
    then we thought it may also become
    a soul for Alisa, who is a doll.
[19:41] ---
    However... being a doll,
    Alisa's thoughts are incomplete.
[19:46] ---
    And so, it disappeared.
[19:48] ---
    No, it looks like it hasn't disappeared.
[19:56] ---
    Gero? My Zock!
[19:59] ---
    Why?
[20:00] ---
    Fuyuki-kun, that's...
[20:02] ---
    What the Thought Absorption Entity
    manifested.
[20:05] ---
    Gero? Uruu became this, sir?
[20:09] ---
    What is going on?
[20:11] ---
    The moment Uruu's beam hit,
    I thought strongly...
[20:18] ---
    ...that humans are imperfect anyway,
[20:22] ---
    and we'll never be able
    to maintain perfect order.
[20:25] ---
    In fact, it's more human for things
    to be a little out-of-sync.
[20:30] ---
    And you say that thought reached it?
[20:34] ---
    I don't know why it chose this, though.
[20:36] ---
    Well, anyway!
[20:38] ---
    It's good to see that my Zock is back, sir!
[20:42] ---
    G-Gero!
[20:44] ---
    A-Alisa-chan?
[20:45] ---
    L-Lady Alisa!
[20:47] ---
    Gero! My Zock!!
[20:51] ---
    This is surely...
[20:54] ---
    ...humanity.
[20:58] ---
    Hu...manity?
[21:01] ---
    Huh? What?
[21:03] ---
    Why is my Zock humanity?
[21:07] ---
    Why?
[21:11] ---
    Humanity...
[21:14] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[21:16] ---
    Fuyuki-kun!
[21:19] ---
    We rely on "time" and
    "the calendar" constantly.
[21:19] ---
    Hey, Momocchi!
[21:20] ---
    Thank goodness, Tama-chan!
[21:22] ---
    Perhaps, the hands of the clock
    being ever-so-slightly off...
[21:26] ---
    ...is more fitting for us as humans.
[21:31] ---
    Well, then, goodbye... goodbye...
[21:33] ---
    Goodbye...
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
SIGN    Grand Operation Ear Day!
[23:07] ---
    Natsumi here.
[23:08] ---
    Corporal Giroro here.
[23:09] ---
    If you could have just one wish,
[23:12] ---
    what would you wish for?
[23:13] ---
    Wha?
[23:13] ---
    Tell me, Giroro.
[23:15] ---
    W-Well...
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that. Where are my ears?
[23:23] ---
    "Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir?"
[23:27] ---
    "Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    These two episodes. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E201 - Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir? / Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:31] ---
    March 3rd is, of course, Girls' Day,
SIGN    March 3rd 3/3 (Mi/Mi)
[01:35] ---
    but did you know that
    because "3/3" is "mi/mi,"
SIGN    Mimi (Ear)
[01:39] ---
    it is also "Mimi" (Ear) Day?
[01:41] ---
    Gero geeero.
[01:46] ---
    Giroro: March 3rd is Ear Day, Sir?
[01:51] ---
    Invading with ear-cleaning?
[01:54] ---
    Yes. We will take advantage of how good
    it feels to have your ears cleaned,
[01:58] ---
    turn those Pekoponians into softies,
[02:00] ---
    and attack with our full force
    when their guard is weak!
[02:03] ---
    And then move straight to invasion, sir!
[02:05] ---
    Ear-cleaning?
[02:07] ---
    It's only ear-cleaning.
    Is it really going to go that smoothly?
[02:10] ---
    Well, you'd be surprised!
[02:13] ---
    This is amazing, you know?
[02:15] ---
    Ah... Lady Mois... a little to the left...
[02:18] ---
    As for me, I feel kind of happy
    while I'm cleaning your ears.
[02:23] ---
    Or, like, fully absorbed?
[02:24] ---
    Grrr!
[02:26] ---
    Nin, nin.
[02:28] ---
    It is true. Ear-cleaning is not
    merely about the cleansing, but is also
[02:31] ---
    important communication between lovers,
    parents and children, husbands and wives.
[02:36] ---
    It is a heartwarming act by which
    we reach out to one another.
[02:41] ---
    It would not be peculiar for one's
    sense of caution to be undone.
[02:44] ---
    Hmph! I care not for this
    wet blanket of an act!
[02:54] ---
    What is... this feeling?!
[03:07] ---
    Ohhh... yeeees!
[03:10] ---
    Yessss!
[03:16] ---
    Seems very effective.
[03:18] ---
    So!
[03:20] ---
    Commence Grand Operation Ear Day, sir!
SIGN    Grand Operation Ear Day!
[03:32] ---
    Spread Earscratsky particles!
[03:34] ---
    Click to your heart!
[03:52] ---
    You crashed into me!
[03:54] ---
    It was your fault for not
    getting out of the way!
[03:56] ---
    What?!
[03:57] ---
    Oh, you wanna fight, huh?!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo City Police Dept.
[04:14] ---
    Why don't you just confess?
[04:16] ---
    Hmph!
[04:21] ---
    You did it, didn't you?
[04:23] ---
    I did...
[04:24] ---
    I want my ears done, too!
[04:31] ---
    I don't want this trip home from school
    with Fuyuki-kun to go to waste!
[04:44] ---
    Wh-What is this?
[04:47] ---
    I... really badly...
[04:49] ---
    ...want to...
[04:51] ---
    ...want to...
[04:53] ---
    ...clean his ears!
[04:55] ---
    Nishizawa-san...
[04:56] ---
    Fuyuki-kun...
[04:58] ---
    Please! Scratch my ears!
[05:01] ---
    With pleasure!
[05:05] ---
    That feels so good...
[05:07] ---
    Oh... I could die happy now!
[05:12] ---
    How formidable.
[05:13] ---
    I never expected it to go this well.
[05:16] ---
    It's going so smoothly, it's scary, sir!
[05:18] ---
    It is super-duper effective!
[05:20] ---
    I am greatly in favor of such operations
    which bring people happiness.
[05:25] ---
    Or, like, smoothly sailing?
[05:30] ---
    When you inhale those Earscratsky particles,
[05:33] ---
    people split into those who want to have their
    ears cleaned, and those who want to do it.
[05:37] ---
    And both those who do and
    those who have it done
[05:41] ---
    are easily turned into softies
    by the pleasant feeling!
[05:47] ---
    Gero gero gero. Well, Corporal Giroro?
[05:50] ---
    I imagine you have no complaints
    about this operation, sir?
[05:53] ---
    Y-You're right, this one
    does seem like it'll work...
[05:56] ---
    So!
[05:58] ---
    We will dramatically expand the distribution
    area of the Earscratsky particles!
[06:02] ---
    Everyone split up, and spread
    them all around Pekopon, sir!
[06:06] ---
    Roger!
[06:31] ---
    Gero gero gero gero.
[06:41] ---
    Natsumi!
[06:43] ---
    Ah... Giroro...
[06:44] ---
    What are you doing here?
[06:46] ---
    I... I kind of...
[06:48] ---
    ...really want to clean someone's ears.
[06:52] ---
    I... I see...
[06:54] ---
    Natsumi's been affected by
    the Earscratsky particles.
[06:57] ---
    Come on, Giroro... Please...
[07:00] ---
    Let me... clean your ears.
[07:03] ---
    Clean your ears. Clean your ears.
    Clean your ears.
[07:11] ---
    Does it feel good?
[07:12] ---
    Yeah...
[07:14] ---
    It's amazing.
SIGN    lap lap lap
[07:17] ---
    Lap... Natsumi's lap...
[07:21] ---
    Natsumi's lap...
[07:23] ---
    Giroro!
[07:25] ---
    Come on, please? It's okay, right?
[07:28] ---
    B-But...
[07:30] ---
    ...it will defeat the point if the ones conducting
    the operation are themselves caught by it.
[07:35] ---
    That said...
[07:36] ---
    Natsumi's lap... Natsumi's lap!
[07:40] ---
    Natsumi's lap... Natsumi's lap...
[07:44] ---
    No!
[07:46] ---
    I am a soldier!
[07:48] ---
    You cannot clean my ears!
[07:50] ---
    What? Why?!
[07:56] ---
    Ah! Saburo-senpai!
[07:59] ---
    Please let me clean your ears!
[08:01] ---
    What?!
[08:02] ---
    Saburo! He wants to have
    his ears cleaned, too?!
[08:08] ---
    Ah... wait!
[08:11] ---
    Don't do it! Natsumi!
[08:23] ---
    I want to clean his ears!
[08:44] ---
    I will protect Natsumi's lap!
[08:57] ---
    Corporal Giroro!
[08:58] ---
    What is the meaning of this, sir?
[09:01] ---
    A marvelous plan like this one
[09:03] ---
    doesn't come around every day, you know!
[09:05] ---
    You'd better not be planning to hinder it!
[09:10] ---
    Ge...ro...
[09:13] ---
    Gero...
[09:16] ---
    I care not for this
    wet blanket of an operation.
SIGN    Earscratsky Particle Control Machine
[09:26] ---
    If I just destroy that...
[09:29] ---
    What?
[09:30] ---
    Intruder present. Begin removal.
[09:41] ---
    Invader. Why do you obstruct me?
[09:45] ---
    As long as the humans are
    engaged in ear-cleaning,
[09:47] ---
    they will not fight with one another,
[09:49] ---
    and will be able to remain happy.
[09:55] ---
    I won't let him have her lap...
[09:58] ---
    I won't let him win!
[10:02] ---
    Not him!!
[10:11] ---
    I've done it, Natsumi!
[10:20] ---
    Natsumi!
[10:25] ---
    What... happened to me?
[10:37] ---
    Sorry!
[10:39] ---
    N-No...
[10:40] ---
    It was my fault.
[10:42] ---
    I'm so lucky I had this chance
    to bond with Fuyuki-kun...
[10:46] ---
    But... why ear cleaning?
[10:49] ---
    Thus, by Corporal Giroro's fine performance,
[10:52] ---
    Natsumi-chan's lap was
    defended at all costs.
[10:56] ---
    However!
[10:58] ---
    Ohhh! Yessss!
[11:03] ---
    Has the effect of the Earscratsky
    particles not disappeared?
[11:07] ---
    Well, I'm pretty sure it has, but...
[11:11] ---
    Maybe... he's doing it on purpose?
[11:15] ---
    Ear cleaning is fun!
[11:26] ---
    The infinite universe.
[11:28] ---
    Many mysterious treasures exist therein.
SIGN    Toramon Ball (Tigergate Ball)
[11:33] ---
    Among them is that orb known
    as the "Toramon Ball."
SIGN    Wish Fulfillment
[11:37] ---
    It is said that he who obtains it will
    have any wish he desires granted.
[11:44] ---
    Here, these women were on the verge of a heated
    battle to make the Toramon Ball their own.
[11:51] ---
    Gero... and my place in this episode is...?
[11:57] ---
    Keroro's, No, the Women's Battle, Sir!
SIGN    WARNING
[12:26] ---
    The Toramon Ball will be mine!
[12:30] ---
    Natsumi-san, too?
[12:31] ---
    I cannot allow that!
[12:33] ---
    The Toramon Ball is mine!
[13:03] ---
    I can never hand this over to anyone!
[13:11] ---
    If I just have this, Fuyuki-kun and I can...!
[13:14] ---
    Hold it! I'm taking that!
[13:17] ---
    No!
[13:20] ---
    If I just have this,
    Saburo-senpai and I can...!
[13:23] ---
    I won't let you have the Toramon Ball!
[13:34] ---
    If I just have this, Uncle and I can...!
[13:37] ---
    Or, like, double romance?
[13:47] ---
    If I just have that orb,
    Natsumi-san and I can...!
[13:52] ---
    I'm sorry. I'm taking this.
[13:57] ---
    The Toramon Ball...
[13:59] ---
    ...will be mine!
[14:06] ---
    I won't let you get away!
[14:09] ---
    You're not bad.
[14:11] ---
    Oryyaaaaa!
[14:18] ---
    Sorry.
[14:23] ---
    If I just have this, my skin
    will be smooth again...!
[14:28] ---
    Please give the ball back, old lady!
SIGN    Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady
[14:30] ---
    Old lady... old lady...
    old lady... old lady...
[14:33] ---
    Old lady... old lady...
SIGN    Purusnap
[14:39] ---
    Wh-What was that sound?
[14:41] ---
    It sounded like something snapping.
[14:44] ---
    Old lady...? Isn't saying
    that against the rules?
[14:48] ---
    Oh, sure, all you girls are young and
    have tight skin that repels water...
[14:52] ---
    That's why I've been thinking about anti-aging
    and making sure I live up to my name.
[14:56] ---
    That's why I'm acting like
    a petty thief here.
[14:58] ---
    In the first place, I don't think being
    younger is always better, you know?
[15:00] ---
    I wish people would stop discriminating
    against people based on age, for goodness's sake.
[15:04] ---
    It's all about how young you feel, isn't it?
[15:06] ---
    Ah!
[15:07] ---
    Please, wait!
[15:08] ---
    Stop it!
[15:09] ---
    No! I won't let go until I have the ball!
[15:12] ---
    Hand it over!
[15:18] ---
    Let go!
[15:19] ---
    This is mine!
[15:24] ---
    Ahh... Sarge, what on Earth is happening?
[15:27] ---
    How did it end up like this?
[15:29] ---
    Gero...
[15:31] ---
    The battle had already
    started back then, sir...
[15:36] ---
    Early this afternoon, a Tenkaichi Popular
    Song Tournament was held at Side 6.
SIGN    Tenkaichi Popular Song Tournament
[15:42] ---
    Natsumi and the others participated
    as an idol unit with me as their producer,
[15:46] ---
    "More Peach Summer Snow & Pururu."
[15:49] ---
    They succesfully took the Grand Prix!
[15:52] ---
    Their prize was a Toramon Ball,
    said to be able to grant just one wish.
[15:59] ---
    Of course, as the producer,
    I was the one who received it.
SIGN    More Peach Summer Snow & Pururu
SIGN    Producer
[16:04] ---
    Gero gerori.
[16:05] ---
    If I just have this, the invasion
    of Pekopon will be as easy as pie!
[16:09] ---
    However, as fate would have it,
SIGN    Girl-Exclusive
[16:11] ---
    the Toramon Ball was girl-exclusive.
[16:13] ---
    In other words, it would only
    grant the wishes of girls, sir.
[16:18] ---
    There was nothing I could do, so I decided
    to give it to one of the members, sir.
[16:23] ---
    They all tried to offer it to each other,
[16:25] ---
    and none of them would take it, sir!
[16:29] ---
    So, I took it into safekeeping myself
    for the time being, sir.
[16:37] ---
    But ultimately,
[16:38] ---
    it looks like everyone had their eyes
    on that Toramon Ball, sir.
[16:42] ---
    Senpai, is borscht tasty?
[16:44] ---
    I'll make you a tasty one sometime.
[16:47] ---
    We're not talking about borscht!
[16:50] ---
    This is never gonna end!
[16:53] ---
    Paul! Bring out the Super Armor!
[16:56] ---
    Roger!
[16:57] ---
    Prepare to fire Super Armor!
    Target, milady Momoka!
[17:01] ---
    Fire!
[17:10] ---
    Super Armor... Set Up!
[17:29] ---
    I'll blow you all to pieces!
[17:31] ---
    Hand it over!
[17:32] ---
    Momoka...
[17:34] ---
    ...Impact!
[17:36] ---
    Gero!
[17:36] ---
    No!
[17:53] ---
    Yes!
[17:54] ---
    Hey! You mustn't teleport our platoon's
    inventory without permission, sir!
[17:58] ---
    Is there a problem?
[18:01] ---
    Oh, no...
[18:02] ---
    What belongs to the platoon belongs
    to everyone, after all, sir.
[18:05] ---
    Please, use it freely.
[18:06] ---
    Go get 'em, Natsumi!
[18:11] ---
    Natsumi-san, you're amazing!
[18:14] ---
    Sorry, girls! It's all over!
[18:20] ---
    Not so fast!
[18:29] ---
    Momoka Impact!
[18:43] ---
    Now I'm mad!
[18:50] ---
    Hey... now!
[18:52] ---
    Got it!
[18:58] ---
    Yes!
[19:01] ---
    I'll take that!
[19:03] ---
    You aren't getting away!
[19:05] ---
    Oryaaaaa!
[19:11] ---
    Owwww...
[19:12] ---
    Nice!
[19:14] ---
    You're so mean, old lady!
SIGN    Old Lady Old Lady Old Lady
[19:35] ---
    I don't know what it is,
    but whatever it is, I've got it!
[19:38] ---
    Let's see if I can eat it!
[19:43] ---
    He carried it away...
[19:47] ---
    I'm so sorry, everybody!
[19:49] ---
    No... It's my fault, too.
[19:53] ---
    I'm ashamed, as well.
[19:55] ---
    Doing something like that...
    I'm really sorry.
[19:59] ---
    Knowing it was a ball that
    could grant any wish,
[20:02] ---
    I was strange, too.
[20:04] ---
    I truly am sorry.
[20:05] ---
    Or, like, deeply regret?
[20:10] ---
    But somehow, I feel a lot more at ease
     now that ball's gone.
[20:14] ---
    You're right!
[20:15] ---
    In the end, maybe this was for the best?
[20:18] ---
    Yeah, yeah!
[20:26] ---
    O moon, please grant my brother's wishes.
[20:31] ---
    I don't mind about myself...
[20:34] ---
    Please... grant my brother's wishes.
[20:37] ---
    Hmmmm.
[20:39] ---
    I can't think of any new ways
    to use storage units!
SIGN    Gate
[20:59] ---
    Thy wish... is granted.
[21:05] ---
    B-Brother!
[21:08] ---
    I thought of something!
[21:12] ---
    Lavie! I thought of a new way
    to use storage units!
[21:17] ---
    Great for you, brother!
[21:21] ---
    And then you do this! And then this!
[21:25] ---
    Wow! You're as amazing as ever, brother!
[21:32] ---
    What would you all wish for?
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Shurara's Oshigotonin Corps members
    are a source of constant trouble!
[23:13] ---
    Seven have appeared so far,
[23:15] ---
    but I repelled every last
    one of them, sir!
[23:18] ---
    Well, I'd say things are going to be
    a walk in the park at this rate!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo, TOKYO Sergeant Keroro-sama
[23:21] ---
    Never mind that. Gero!
    What is this huge crisis?!
[23:26] ---
    "Keroro: Fierce Battle!
    The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!"
[23:30] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E202 - Keroro: Fierce Battle! The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:32] ---
    The Hissatsu Oshigotonin Shurara Corps
    resolves unresolvable grudges.
[01:35] ---
    Yet they have failed countless times
    to wipe out the Keroro Platoon,
[01:40] ---
    and the wrath of their boss, Shurara,
    is reaching an apex!
[01:46] ---
    Shuraraaaaa! Whyyyyyy!
[01:50] ---
    Why, though it is March, do those fools
    of the Keroro Platoon not coooooome to me?
[01:56] ---
    I expected them at the New Year,
[01:58] ---
    or else still to come waltzing in
    during January, and yet whyyyyy?
[02:03] ---
    Why do they not appeeeeear?
[02:07] ---
    Umm... I'm afraid I don't quite
    understand what you mean...
[02:11] ---
    You will know soon!
[02:13] ---
    On your waaaay, Great Avalanche Yukiki!
[02:17] ---
    Go and teach those fooools a lessssson!
[02:24] ---
    It will be in good hands.
[02:26] ---
    Yukikikikiki...
[02:31] ---
    Keroro: Fierce Battle!
    The Final Oshigotonin, Sir!
[02:41] ---
    It's early spring,
    and yet the mornings are still so cold.
[02:50] ---
    You dumbo!
[02:51] ---
    Gero gero!
[02:52] ---
    Are you awake now, Corporal Giroro?
[02:55] ---
    Would you care for a battle
    to wake yourself up?!
[02:58] ---
    Hey! Stop that!
[03:03] ---
    S-Snow?!
[03:05] ---
    What in blazes is going on?
[03:07] ---
    It doesn't happen often, but maybe
    once every few years, we do get this.
[03:11] ---
    Lots of snow out of season.
[03:13] ---
    Is this the influence of Pekoponian warming?
[03:15] ---
    Maybe so.
[03:17] ---
    But it looks like that's
    not the cause this time.
[03:20] ---
    I mean, look.
[03:21] ---
    What?! Are you saying snow
    only fell on this one house?!
[03:26] ---
    It might be the work of a Dark Race.
SIGN    Icicles
[03:29] ---
    Perhaps the Strategic Weather Satellite
    Komawari has broken down.
[03:33] ---
    So? This is your doing, isn't it?
[03:36] ---
    You probably wanted to have a
    snowball fight out-of-season.
[03:38] ---
    How rude!
[03:40] ---
    I've had it with being blamed for
    everything under the sun, ma'am!
[03:43] ---
    Y'want I should split yer head apart, uh?!
[03:46] ---
    If it's not you guys, then who did it, huh?
[03:49] ---
    That would be me.
[03:51] ---
    In a place like that, a red daruma?
[03:53] ---
    No, wait, a snow daruma.
[03:55] ---
    When did that get there?
[03:57] ---
    I've been here for some time,
    I'll have you know.
[04:00] ---
    Ge?! It talked?!
[04:03] ---
    Another weird thing...
[04:04] ---
    Let me guess... You are a Keronian!
[04:07] ---
    Then, past experience would tell me...
    you're one of those Hissatsu Oshigotonin?!
SIGN    Hissatsu Oshigotonin...?
[04:11] ---
    Precisely.
[04:14] ---
    I am Great Avalanche Yukiki!
SIGN    Great Avalanche Yukiki
[04:20] ---
    Snow Bauer!
[04:22] ---
    You two stay hidden!
[04:24] ---
    R-Right!
[04:26] ---
    Dreaming of White!
[04:32] ---
    What?
[04:33] ---
    Gero!
[04:35] ---
    Now it's a freezing Keronian?!
[04:37] ---
    No doubt they haven't learned their
    lesson and are here for that again!
[04:41] ---
    Yukikiki.
[04:42] ---
    Corporal Giroro,
    you are indeed quick, as rumored.
[04:46] ---
    Now, why don't you peaceably
    hand over that Keron Star?
[04:51] ---
    I... I shall not, sir!
[04:54] ---
    Oho.
[04:55] ---
    Are you sure? I'll freeze you solid.
[04:58] ---
    More to the point,
[05:00] ---
    don't you think it's time
    you guys just quit already?
[05:02] ---
    What?
[05:03] ---
    Geez. I don't know whose
    orders you're following,
[05:06] ---
    but do you think you could stop
    picking fights with us already?
[05:12] ---
    Discussion is pointless!
[05:13] ---
    Now... let us stake your Keron Star
    upon a game of this!
SIGN    Sumomo
SIGN    Battledore
[05:17] ---
    Battledore!
[05:20] ---
    A game?
[05:21] ---
    O-Of battledore?
[05:24] ---
    Pffft!
[05:28] ---
    B-Battledore, nowadays?!
[05:31] ---
    He's as out-of-touch with the times
    as his look is out-of-season!
SIGN    Lucky
[05:35] ---
    It's not the New Year!
[05:37] ---
    Oh, really?
[05:38] ---
    I thought it'd be fun.
[05:40] ---
    Well, how about this one, then, lad?!
SIGN    Space Snakes And Ladders
SIGN    Snakes And Ladders
[05:42] ---
    Snakes and ladders!
[05:44] ---
    It's the wrong time of year for that, too!
[05:46] ---
    It's not the New Year!
[05:48] ---
    What? You don't care for this, either?
[05:51] ---
    Then this!
SIGN    Fukuwarai
[05:53] ---
    Fukuwarai!
[05:54] ---
    The wrong time of year again!
[05:56] ---
    It's not the New Year!
[05:58] ---
    Very well!
SIGN    Kite Flying
[06:02] ---
    This is horrible!
[06:04] ---
    Always fly kites away from power lines.
[06:06] ---
    In that case!
SIGN    Mochi Pounding
[06:08] ---
    It's not...
[06:09] ---
    ...the New Year!
[06:12] ---
    If this is how it's going to be...
SIGN    New Year's Money
SIGN    Lethal Weapon
[06:15] ---
    Lethal Weapon: New Year's Money!
SIGN    New Year's Money
[06:17] ---
    I said it is not frickin' New Y—
[06:19] ---
    Gero!
[06:19] ---
    Tama!
[06:21] ---
    Oh... oh no!
[06:26] ---
    Money...
[06:28] ---
    Money...
[06:28] ---
    Wait, Keroro! Are you going
    to sell off the Keron Star?!
[06:31] ---
    Yukikikiki...
[06:33] ---
    Money...
[06:34] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[06:36] ---
    Get ahold of yourself!
[06:38] ---
    Money!
[06:41] ---
    Nothing can be done about Mr. Sergeant
    when he is blinded by money!
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
[06:48] ---
    Sheesh.
[06:50] ---
    I came to save you guys.
    Even though no one called me.
[06:52] ---
    When did you put...
[06:54] ---
    Ta-da! The "Palm to the sun" Gun!
SIGN    "Palm to the sun" Gun
[06:58] ---
    Okay, here we go, nyo!
    Come out, Mr. Sunshine!
[07:01] ---
    Brighty brighty sparkle!
[07:10] ---
    Tama!
[07:12] ---
    I'll punish you with this, nyo!
[07:16] ---
    Tamaaaa!
[07:19] ---
    Noooooo!
[07:26] ---
    Punishment complete! Later, nyo!
[07:29] ---
    G-Gero...
[07:33] ---
    Gero!
SIGN    New Year's Money
[07:34] ---
    New Year's Money!
SIGN    one hundred million ten thousand yen
[07:36] ---
    Gero? A fake...
[07:39] ---
    Grrrrrr! Tricking me with fake money
    is so cowardly, sir! Gero?
SIGN    New Year's Money
[07:45] ---
    New Year's money... New Year's money, yes...
[07:48] ---
    New Year's money, New Year's money...
    New Year's money...
[07:54] ---
    I totally forgot!!
[07:58] ---
    It's a disaster! A disaster it is!
[08:00] ---
    New Year's money!
[08:02] ---
    H-H-Hey! What's wrong, Keroro?!
[08:07] ---
    Good... That's good.
[08:10] ---
    Master Shurara, I have done my part!
[08:15] ---
    Where'd they go, where'd they go?!
SIGN    Sargeant Sergeant Keroro-sama
[08:19] ---
    There they are!
[08:20] ---
    Ah, New Year's cards!
[08:22] ---
    I never checked whether I'd won the
    New Year's lottery drawing, sir!
[08:28] ---
    That was close, super close!
[08:30] ---
    And that's what made you so desperate?
[08:33] ---
    Among the gifts you can
    choose for second-place,
SIGN    Gundam Model Full Set of my Dreams
[08:36] ---
    there's a full set of Gundam models!
[08:39] ---
    Wow, that too?
[08:41] ---
    Oh!
SIGN    2008 New Year's Lottery Numbers 1st - Dream Trip to Hawaii, 1 night 3 days 2nd - Choice of Gift Certificates 3rd - Lucky Feng Shui Set 4th - New Year's Stamp Sheet
[08:42] ---
    There're the winning numbers!
SIGN    Sargeant Sergeant Keroro-sama
[08:44] ---
    I only got five this year.
[08:48] ---
    But I must have won for sure, sir!
[08:50] ---
    There it is! His baseless confidence!
SIGN    - A few minutes later -
[08:54] ---
    Nothing on this one.
[08:56] ---
    Nothing on this one, either.
[08:58] ---
    Or this one, or this one!
[08:59] ---
    Ahhhh! None of them is winning!
[09:02] ---
    Is there actually anyone
    who wins these things?!
[09:05] ---
    Rassin' frassin'! Frassin' rassin'!
    Rass frass! Frass rass!
[09:05] ---
    That's what I'm trying to tell you...
    It's not so easy to win...
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro-sama
[09:09] ---
    The last one... isn't a winner, either.
SIGN    Please keep safe; do not tear off the number.
[09:12] ---
    No, wait...
[09:14] ---
    The last two digits are 57...
[09:17] ---
    Gero...
[09:19] ---
    Gero.
[09:21] ---
    Gero...
[09:23] ---
    Gero!
[09:25] ---
    It's a winner!
[09:27] ---
    It's a winner, sir!
[09:28] ---
    What? For real?
SIGN    Congratulations
SIGN    4th - New Year's Stamp Sheet
[09:31] ---
    4th prize, a New Year's stamp sheet!
[09:34] ---
    That's... kind of iffy.
[09:36] ---
    Oh, right!
[09:38] ---
    I have to thank the person who
    gave me this New Year's card!
[09:41] ---
    Uhh... the sender is...
[09:44] ---
    Gero!!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro-sama
[09:46] ---
    Th-This New Year's card is from...
SIGN    Happy New Year, Sergeant Keroro. This year, the Keroro Platoon will get what's been coming to it. Representative of the Shurara Corps, Shurara.
[09:51] ---
    Happy New Year, Sergeant Keroro.
[09:54] ---
    This year, the Keroro Platoon
    will get what's been coming to it.
[09:57] ---
    Representative of the
    Shurara Corps, Shuraraaaaa.
[10:01] ---
    I can't believe the sender
    of my winning postcard
[10:04] ---
    was Shurara.
[10:06] ---
    How am I supposed to feel now, sir?
[10:09] ---
    Seriously, though, he actually bothered
    to send me a New Year's card?
[10:12] ---
    He must have a lot of time on his hands, sir.
[10:15] ---
    He's even politely written his address!
SIGN    Sergeant Keroro-sama, Inner-Tokyo, Tokyo Shurara, 235 Yamashita-chou, Naka-ku, Inner-Tokyo
[10:19] ---
    235 Yamashita-chou,
    Naka-ku, Inner-Tokyo.
[10:24] ---
    He lives right nearby!
[10:26] ---
    Dear me.
[10:28] ---
    I didn't notice until just
    this very moment, sir.
[10:31] ---
    Huh? Which means...
[10:35] ---
    Now we know where they are,
[10:38] ---
    we'll charge right in and
    finish this up once and for all, sir!
[10:41] ---
    The tide is rising!
SIGN    Gerogerogerogero...
[10:45] ---
    Through a spontaneous turn of events,
    Sergeant Keroro resolved to invade the enemy base!
[10:49] ---
    But will he be able to take down Shurara,
     as per the operation?
[10:53] ---
    To be continued in part B!
[10:57] ---
    Sarge's platoon headed for Shurara's hideout,
    guided by the address on his New Year's card.
[11:02] ---
    What events lie ahead of him?
[11:05] ---
    235, 235...
[11:06] ---
    Oh, there it is, sir!
[11:10] ---
    That's the hideout of the Shurara Corps?
[11:12] ---
    He has integrity to hand us a New Year's
    card with his address written on it.
[11:16] ---
    We've won!
[11:18] ---
    Even Shurara cannot be expecting that
    he'd be attacked by us right now, sir!
SIGN    Hellooooo...
[11:27] ---
    Hello?
[11:29] ---
    It looks like no one is around.
[11:31] ---
    He may have already moved out...
[11:34] ---
    Did you skip town, sir?
[11:38] ---
    Gero!
[11:40] ---
    Geroooo!
[11:43] ---
    Gero.
[11:49] ---
    Are you okay, Mr. Sergeant?
[11:51] ---
    Gero.
[11:52] ---
    I have been waiting for you,
    men of the Keroro Platoon!
[11:55] ---
    Th-That voice!
[11:57] ---
    A-yes! I am the boss of the Hissatsu
    Oshigotonin Shurara Corps, Shuraraaaaa!
[12:04] ---
    Tch! So the address you wrote on
    the New Year's card was a trap?!
[12:08] ---
    Indeed!
[12:10] ---
    And yet, and yet, though I waited
    in patience, you did not appeeeear.
[12:14] ---
    Which is why I sent Yukiki!
[12:18] ---
    To suuuubtly make you notice that the
    card had the address written on it!
[12:23] ---
    Suuuubtly make me notice?
SIGN    New Year's Money
SIGN    Lethal Weapon
SIGN    New Year's Money
[12:27] ---
    Ah! It was because that snowman
    showed me the New Year's money
SIGN    New Year's Money
SIGN    one hundred million ten thousand yen
[12:31] ---
    that I remembered about
    the New Year's cards, sir!
[12:36] ---
    Which means... I fell right into his trap?
[12:39] ---
    Shurara-dono! Show yourself!
[12:42] ---
    We'll finally finish you off today, sir!
[12:45] ---
    No, it is I who will finish off youuuuuuu!
SIGN    Guwaaaaan
SIGN    Kululu
[12:48] ---
    Get them, Kagege!
[12:51] ---
    Understood.
[12:52] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[12:53] ---
    Gero?
[12:54] ---
    The shadow that creeps close
    from nowhere in particular...
[12:58] ---
    The final bastion of the Shurara Corps!
SIGN    Kagege
[13:00] ---
    You face me, Kagege!
[13:03] ---
    Yet another queer one's come out.
[13:05] ---
    Hmph! We are five, and he is one!
SIGN    5 people
SIGN    1 person
[13:09] ---
    The winner of this battle is obvious, sir!
[13:11] ---
    Nay! I am not alone!
[13:14] ---
    Experience the full terror
    of my shadow attacks!
SIGN    Assassin Super Magic
[13:20] ---
    Assassin Super Magic: Shadow Clones!
SIGN    Shadow Clones
[13:25] ---
    Kagegegege...
[13:27] ---
    You are finished, Sergeant Keroro.
[13:29] ---
    Assassin... Super Magic!
[13:32] ---
    Gero? What shadow clones, sir!
[13:35] ---
    There's not a single clone to be—
[13:37] ---
    No, wait! There they are!
[13:40] ---
    Our shadows!
[13:41] ---
    I have one, too!
[13:43] ---
    Huh? And who might you be?
[13:45] ---
    Hand over...
[13:47] ---
    ...the Keron Star, sir.
[13:49] ---
    N-No, sir!
[13:51] ---
    I will not, sir!
[13:53] ---
    Hand it over, sir!
[13:55] ---
    Keroro!
[13:56] ---
    I won't let you interfere.
[13:59] ---
    You're just a shadow!
[14:01] ---
    Take this... poison waves!
[14:04] ---
    No, you use 'em like this!
[14:10] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[14:12] ---
    I'm the original!
[14:18] ---
    Flying Blade Formation: Hostile Surroundings!
[14:25] ---
    Kagege, could you be...?
[14:28] ---
    It is so. I am a failed member of the
    Red Assassins, just as you and Shurara.
[14:33] ---
    I recall vying against your former superior Jirara
    many a time, with our shadow attacks.
[14:37] ---
    I thought as much.
[14:39] ---
    You do not have the time for such banter!
[14:42] ---
    Hen'i Battou: Dororo Giri!
[14:45] ---
    Good grief!
[14:47] ---
    Why do we have to get dragged into
    things like this every single time?
[14:51] ---
    And...
[14:53] ---
    ...what on Earth is this?
[14:57] ---
    That's Keroro-kun's
    Pekoponian suit, isn't it?
SIGN    Chilled
    Banana Crab Garden
[15:02] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[15:04] ---
    Hello.
[15:06] ---
    The old type of suit is
    so inconvenient, isn't it?
[15:08] ---
    You have to keep on washing them.
[15:11] ---
    They cause me some trouble!
[15:13] ---
    That stupid frog, I'm going to give him
    what-for when he gets back!
[15:18] ---
    Isn't Keroro-kun here?
[15:19] ---
    Did you want him for something?
SIGN    Chilled Banana Crab Garden
[15:22] ---
    I bought some souvenirs that
    I was hoping to give him.
[15:25] ---
    Souvenirs?
[15:26] ---
    Yep. I took a little trip to a hot spring.
[15:29] ---
    A smooth-skin rejuvenation beauty package!
[15:33] ---
    Rejuvenation...
[15:36] ---
    Hand over the Keron Star, sir!
[15:38] ---
    No, sir!
[15:40] ---
    Completely exhaust yourselves in endless
    messy combat with your own clones!
[15:46] ---
    Kagegege...
[15:48] ---
    There's no end to this.
[15:50] ---
    Then why not try swapping opponents?
[15:53] ---
    Nin! I had not considered that possibility!
[15:55] ---
    Okay! Let's all shuffle up quickly!
SIGN    Tamama vs. Shadow Giroro
SIGN    Giroro vs. Shadow Kululu
SIGN    Kululu vs. Shadow Tamama
SIGN    Dororo vs. Shadow Keroro
SIGN    Keroro vs. Shadow Dororo
[16:04] ---
    En garde!
[16:05] ---
    L-Let's not get into fights for no benefit,
    Dororo's shadow-kun.
[16:10] ---
    The time for words is over!
[16:11] ---
    Ah, wait, time out!
[16:12] ---
    Dororo, some people say that
    you fade into the background,
[16:18] ---
    and I see now that it's true, sir.
[16:20] ---
    F-Fade into the background...?
SIGN    Fade into the background...?
SIGN    Solid
[16:23] ---
    Ah! It is true!
SIGN    Transparent
[16:25] ---
    Dororo-senpai's shadow is the only one
    you can see the background through!
[16:28] ---
    Y-You're horrible, Keroro-kun...
SIGN    Trauma Trauma Trauma Trauma
[16:31] ---
    I would never have noticed
    if you had not told me!
[16:34] ---
    Ohh! My offhand remark has
    knocked out Dororo's shadow!
[16:38] ---
    Also the real one.
[16:42] ---
    And I'll do the same to you guys!
[16:45] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[16:47] ---
    S.W.A.L.K.!
[16:55] ---
    Did we get 'em?
[16:58] ---
    What?!
[16:59] ---
    We are shadow.
[17:01] ---
    As long as there is light, we are immortal.
[17:05] ---
    As long as there is light?
[17:07] ---
    I've got it!
[17:08] ---
    What?!
[17:10] ---
    You're finished!
[17:15] ---
    O-Oh, no!
[17:17] ---
    Geroooo!
SIGN    Trauma
[17:23] ---
    So mean...
[17:25] ---
    Wh-What? What happened?
[17:27] ---
    Without light, he can't make shadow.
SIGN    Ku ku ku ku ku...
[17:32] ---
    But Kagege is still over there!
[17:35] ---
    Erk!
[17:36] ---
    All right! Let's teach him a lesson, sir!
[17:39] ---
    Yeah!
[17:40] ---
    Hiyeeeehh! Help meeee!
[17:45] ---
    Get out here, Shurara!
[17:47] ---
    Your Oshigotonin are finished!
[17:51] ---
    Gero?
[17:52] ---
    Th-These guys are...
[17:53] ---
    Dolls! They are dolls!
[17:58] ---
    But not just any dolls.
[18:01] ---
    They were originally the real Oshigotonin
    with whom you are all familiar!
SIGN    Trauma
    Trauma
    Trauma
    Trauma
[18:05] ---
    Gero?!
[18:06] ---
    They babbled some balderdash about wanting to
    wash their hands of this, so I had them reborn.
[18:12] ---
    With the power of this Keromet.
[18:14] ---
    Into a custom robot for me: Great Shurara!
[18:23] ---
    Gero!
[18:25] ---
    Now, why don't you hand over...
    that Keron Staaaaar.
[18:32] ---
    I did not even feel it!
[18:34] ---
    Why not put up a fight
    with Great Keron already?
[18:37] ---
    In that case...
[18:38] ---
    Keroro Robo, come here!
SIGN    Come Here
SIGN    Super Electromagnetic Fujimoto Stores
[18:48] ---
    Now, everyone! Fusion!
[18:50] ---
    And he recovered from his trauma
    at some point.
[18:53] ---
    His personality changes when
    he gets behind the wheel.
[18:56] ---
    Well, okay then! Keroro Platoon,
    join your hearts as one!
[19:00] ---
    Kerobine okay! Kerobine okay!
[19:03] ---
    Let's...
[19:05] ---
    ...Kerobine!
[19:10] ---
    The greatest fusion in history!
[19:12] ---
    Great Keron!
[19:15] ---
    Commence counterattack!
[19:17] ---
    Dororo Ninja Art: One in Body an—
[19:19] ---
    Hold it right there!
[19:21] ---
    This time, we made sure
    we can pilot it properly,
[19:23] ---
    by going through hellish training!
[19:26] ---
    Now is the time to show
    the fruits of our effort!
[19:31] ---
    Doryaaaa!
[19:32] ---
    Got you!
[19:38] ---
    I, too...
[19:48] ---
    Did you see that?
    The true power of Great Keron!
[19:52] ---
    Gero?
[19:56] ---
    So these are the results
    of your training? My sides!
[20:00] ---
    Now it is my turn!
[20:06] ---
    Gero!
[20:08] ---
    What's wrong, what's wrong,
    little prettyyyyy?
[20:11] ---
    Gero! Gero!
[20:15] ---
    All talk!
[20:16] ---
    You people are lacking!
[20:21] ---
    In what?!
[20:23] ---
    I will answer that as your final request.
[20:27] ---
    You lack... tenacity!
[20:30] ---
    Tenacity?
[20:32] ---
    I have been waiting for this day...
[20:35] ---
    Sergeant Keroro...
    The day I would take revenge on you!
[20:39] ---
    Then... the one who ordered
    for us to be wiped out was...
[20:43] ---
    This is the end! Shurara Bomber!
[20:50] ---
    Revenge... on me?
[20:54] ---
    What's wrong, Keroro?
[20:55] ---
    Detach, quickly!
[20:58] ---
    On me?
[21:09] ---
    Finally...
[21:10] ---
    Finally this moment has come...
[21:13] ---
    This moment that I have
    waited for for so long!
[21:18] ---
    I have it!
[21:20] ---
    I have the Keron Star!
[21:26] ---
    Shurara's formidable tenacity.
[21:28] ---
    What on Earth will happen to Sarge and
    the others, robbed of the Keron Star?!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
[23:09] ---
    Gero! While I was passed out,
    my precious Keron Star was...!
[23:14] ---
    What's gonna happen to me?!
[23:16] ---
    What's gonna happen to my platoon?
[23:17] ---
    What's gonna happen to this program?!
[23:20] ---
    Never mind that.
    What's happened to the Keroro Robo?!
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!"
[23:28] ---
    It's a two-parter. How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E203 - Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:36] ---
    I got it! I got the Keron Star!
[01:39] ---
    Now the Keroro Platoon will split up.
[01:42] ---
    And from today, Sergeant Keroro
    will be just an average Keronian.
[01:51] ---
    Keroro: Final Showdown with Shurara, Sir!
[01:57] ---
    G-Gero...
[02:02] ---
    Gero?
[02:05] ---
    It's gone... It's gone!
[02:07] ---
    M-My Keron Star...
[02:10] ---
    The proof of me being commander is gone!
[02:13] ---
    What?!
[02:14] ---
    Mr. Sergeant!
[02:18] ---
    Since Sergeant Keroro has lost his
    qualification to be commander,
[02:21] ---
    the Keroro Platoon will be stricken
    from the records of the Keron Army.
[02:25] ---
    In other words, I have just
    wiped out the Keroro Platoon.
[02:30] ---
    Gero?!
[02:38] ---
    What is this?!
[02:40] ---
    Double-sided tape!
[02:42] ---
    Huh... The Keron Star was stuck on with tape?
[02:46] ---
    Who does that?!
[02:48] ---
    Then that Keron Star...
[02:50] ---
    ...is a fake?!
[02:52] ---
    Y-You...
[02:54] ---
    ...tricked me!
[02:58] ---
    Come to think of it...
[03:00] ---
    ...I got it dirty when I was
    working on a Gundam model...
[03:03] ---
    Gero-yikes!
[03:06] ---
    ...so I thought I'd throw it
    in the washing machine...
SIGN    Double-sided Tape
[03:08] ---
    ...and put on a fake one in the meantime.
[03:11] ---
    That totally slipped my mind.
[03:15] ---
    In the washing machine, eh?
[03:17] ---
    Then the true Keron Star
    is in the Hinata house!
[03:21] ---
    Gero! D-Did I say something I shouldn't have?
[03:24] ---
    Yes!
[03:26] ---
    Gero!
[03:31] ---
    We must pursue him!
[03:33] ---
    Hurry! Natsumi and the others are in danger!
[03:35] ---
    G-Gero!
[03:38] ---
    These bananas are delicious!
[03:41] ---
    They're souvenirs from Pururu-chan.
[03:42] ---
    She went to Bananacani Park.
[03:45] ---
    Or, like, pleasant furlough?
[03:47] ---
    Anyway, I wonder where
    Keroro and the others went.
[03:58] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[04:02] ---
    My name is Shurara.
[04:04] ---
    I am the leader of a group of ultimate
    assassins, the Shurara Corps.
[04:09] ---
    Shurara? Then...
[04:11] ---
    It was you!
[04:12] ---
    You're the one who sent
    all those weirdos here!
[04:17] ---
    Sis!
[04:18] ---
    Where?! Where is it?!
[04:22] ---
    Where's your washing machine?
[04:24] ---
    Th-The washing machine is...
[04:29] ---
    I just washed those,
     and now they're filthy again!
[04:33] ---
    Where?! Where is it?!
[04:36] ---
    Not here! Not here! I don't see it anywhere!
[04:39] ---
    Natsumi! Are you okay?!
[04:42] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Everyone!
[04:50] ---
    It's good to see that everyone's safe, sir!
[04:52] ---
    And now for the washing machine...
[04:56] ---
    The Keron Star isn't in here!
[04:59] ---
    Gero?! Seriously?!
[05:00] ---
    No, it has to be! It's gotta be in here!
[05:03] ---
    Um, let's see... Gero?
[05:06] ---
    Th-That's...
[05:08] ---
    ...a banana peel?!
[05:09] ---
    In that instant, a fire was lit
    under the sergeant's comedian soul.
[05:14] ---
    It's calling me...
[05:16] ---
    It's calling my name...
[05:18] ---
    This is no time for that!
[05:25] ---
    Gero? N-No...
[05:27] ---
    This feeling...
[05:29] ---
    What is this?!
[05:33] ---
    K-Keron Star!
[05:35] ---
    What?!
[05:36] ---
    Gero!
[05:40] ---
    You're not getting it!
[05:45] ---
    H-He is fast!
[05:47] ---
    You!
[05:50] ---
    Tamama Impact!
[05:53] ---
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[06:03] ---
    Halt!
[06:07] ---
    Enough! You need to learn some manners!
[06:09] ---
    You don't just pulverize a person's house!
[06:12] ---
    A hypodermic needle?
[06:14] ---
    Gero!
[06:16] ---
    I got it!
[06:18] ---
    You!
[06:21] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[06:23] ---
    Gero!
[06:34] ---
    Ow...
[06:34] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[06:35] ---
    Pururu-chan? It's you...
[06:39] ---
    Y-You're Pururu-chan!
    I... I don't believe it...
[06:43] ---
    I never expected to meet you here...
[06:46] ---
    Gero? You know Pururu-chan?
[06:49] ---
    I do. I do. I know her well!
[06:52] ---
    I've known her for years,
    and years, and years!
[06:59] ---
    That's right. Pururu-chan and I
[07:02] ---
    were classmates at the
    Keron Army Cadet Training School.
[07:08] ---
    One day, long ago...
[07:12] ---
    Oh, are you hurt?
[07:14] ---
    I'll put a band-aid on.
[07:18] ---
    I was on cloud nine.
[07:21] ---
    However...
[07:25] ---
    I got hurt, too!
[07:28] ---
    Then I'll give you a shot, too.
[07:30] ---
    Gero?!
[07:32] ---
    Don't! Please!
[07:33] ---
    Come back here!
[07:35] ---
    At the time, I was plunged
    into the depths of despair.
[07:43] ---
    Then...
[07:45] ---
    ...maybe you're Shirara-kun?
[07:47] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    I remember a guy by that name.
[07:50] ---
    Were you childhood friends with
    Mr. Sergeant and the others?
[07:53] ---
    Hmm, were we?
[07:54] ---
    Hey!
[07:55] ---
    That's right! I remember you, Shirara-kun!
[07:59] ---
    Don't call me by that name!
[08:01] ---
    Shirara no longer exists in this world.
[08:06] ---
    Yes. I have been reborn.
[08:12] ---
    Yes, it was on the day that I encountered
[08:16] ---
    this Keromet.
[08:21] ---
    It contained limitless hidden power.
[08:25] ---
    I made an oath then.
[08:28] ---
    That I would one day have
    vengeance upon Keroro.
[08:37] ---
    I am the Alpha and the Omega.
[08:46] ---
    In order to settle a grudge
    that I could not...
[08:52] ---
    I see.
[08:53] ---
    You formed a league of assassins
    to get revenge on the commander.
[08:58] ---
    Then the one who hired them to
    eliminate the Keroro Platoon...
[09:01] ---
    ...was the boss himself, Shurara-dono.
[09:04] ---
    In the end, it's Keroro's fault.
[09:07] ---
    That's right! You're to blame,
    Sergeant Keroro.
[09:11] ---
    You!
[09:15] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[09:17] ---
    Sergeant Keroro has made
    a complete comeback, sir!
[09:23] ---
    Give it up already!
[09:25] ---
    Holding a grudge like that
    after all these years...
[09:29] ---
    You're just wasting your life.
[09:31] ---
    Um...
[09:32] ---
    Hey...
[09:32] ---
    You need to turn over a new leaf
    and start living a decent life.
SIGN    Dazed...
[09:36] ---
    Silence!
[09:38] ---
    Again! Again you make me look like a fool!
[09:43] ---
    This will not stand!
    I will not let this stand!
[09:46] ---
    Gero! That Keromet...
[09:48] ---
    For some reason,
    it's shooting out rough sketches!
[09:51] ---
    W-What is this?! What's going on?!
[09:57] ---
    Shirara-kun?
[09:58] ---
    Leave it to Mois!
SIGN    Armageddon
[10:04] ---
    Armageddon!
[10:05] ---
    One one-millionth!
[10:13] ---
    Gero!
[10:14] ---
    It keeps getting bigger!
[10:16] ---
    It absorbed the energy of Armageddon?!
[10:19] ---
    That woman made it even worse!
[10:21] ---
    This is bad. This is very bad.
[10:24] ---
    If we don't rocket him into space shortly,
[10:27] ---
    Pekopon's gonna get eaten.
[10:29] ---
    What?!
[10:35] ---
    The Keron Army's special A class
    dangerous object #21.
[10:39] ---
    In other words, Keromet's real identity
[10:41] ---
    is a planet-eater that has devoured planets
    throughout the universe for eons.
[10:46] ---
    Planet-eater?
[10:48] ---
    Yes.
[10:50] ---
    Together with the person it possessed,
    this thing travels from planet to planet...
[10:56] ---
    ...and when it finds a delicious-looking world,
    it reveals its true nature
[10:59] ---
    and eats that planet whole!
[11:01] ---
    I can't believe a dangerous object
    like that was buried on Keron.
[11:08] ---
    Knock it off! Calm down!
[11:11] ---
    No matter what we do,
    it intends to eat Pekopon!
[11:14] ---
    Don't let go of it!
[11:17] ---
    Roger!
[11:30] ---
    Ouch...
[11:32] ---
    Gero!
[11:35] ---
    Gero?!
[11:37] ---
    A-At this rate, Pekopon will be
    eaten before we can invade it!
[11:43] ---
    But not if we can help it!
[11:46] ---
    Gero!
[11:53] ---
    Gero!
[11:55] ---
    Oh, no! We're in serious gero-trouble!
[12:14] ---
    Gero...
[12:19] ---
    Gero?!
[12:25] ---
    G-Gero?!
[12:27] ---
    Gero!
[12:30] ---
    Gero!
[12:32] ---
    Th-This is...
[12:39] ---
    Gero?!
[12:43] ---
    G-Gero?
[12:49] ---
    Gero!
[12:52] ---
    G-Gero...
[12:55] ---
    Gero?
[13:01] ---
    W-What is it?
[13:06] ---
    W-What?!
[13:14] ---
    The star performer makes
    a grand entrance! Click!
[13:24] ---
    W-What is this robot?!
[13:26] ---
    Isn't it obvious? The latest,
    strongest new type of robot,
[13:29] ---
    developed to invade Pekopon!
[13:31] ---
    And now, please listen to a song.
    "The Guardian Dog Samba."
[13:34] ---
    Guardian dog?!
    If you had this the whole time,
[13:37] ---
    why didn't you bring it out before?!
[13:39] ---
    When Robot #1 is in a pinch,
[13:41] ---
    Robot #2, a new type, comes flying in.
[13:43] ---
    It is a convention of the robot genre!
[13:46] ---
    You're really into this, huh, Dororo-kun?
[13:51] ---
    For the sake of the world and all in it,
[13:52] ---
    the Keroro Platoon will shatter
    Keromet's unbridled ambition!
[13:56] ---
    If you don't fear this gleaming Keron Star...
[13:59] ---
    ...come and get some!
[14:03] ---
    Gero! It really is coming!
[14:06] ---
    Naturally!
[14:07] ---
    All right!
[14:11] ---
    Keron Missiles!
[14:25] ---
    Keron Punch!
[14:36] ---
    Keron Fire!
[14:44] ---
    Wow! It's totally strong!
    Totally huge! An awesome robot!
[14:49] ---
    Gero gero!
[14:51] ---
    The way we're going,
    we'll take it out in no time!
[14:53] ---
    Wait, Keroro-kun!
[14:54] ---
    Gero?
[14:55] ---
    Shirara-kun...
[14:57] ---
    Help Shirara-kun,
    who's a prisoner inside there!
[15:00] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[15:02] ---
    I guess Keromet swallowed him up?
[15:05] ---
    Eyesight Identification Beam! Fire!
[15:12] ---
    I have located Shirara-kun!
[15:14] ---
    Now I remember! He's the one!
    From the cadet training school!
[15:17] ---
    You finally remember him?
[15:19] ---
    He looks just as he did back then...
[15:22] ---
    Probably the effect of Keromet,
    which he always wore.
[15:24] ---
    All right! Let's charge!
[15:27] ---
    Kero Max, activated!
[15:39] ---
    Turn right there! And then straight on!
[15:41] ---
    Now left!
[15:44] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[15:46] ---
    Are you watching my magnificent
    piloting technique?!
[15:49] ---
    Something's coming!
[15:51] ---
    Gero?
[15:51] ---
    Leave it to us!
[15:53] ---
    Let's go!
[16:01] ---
    What the...?!
[16:02] ---
    I can't move!
[16:04] ---
    It's Keromet's formidable security system!
[16:07] ---
    This is no time to be impressed!
    At this rate...
[16:09] ---
    Commander-dono! Open!
[16:11] ---
    Gero? Open, you mean...
[16:14] ---
    ...we can split apart?
[16:16] ---
    Then...
[16:19] ---
    Open Keroro!
[16:38] ---
    Gero! Success!
[16:41] ---
    And this is cool!
[16:42] ---
    Mobility, attacking force, and defensive
    capability have all been increased!
[16:47] ---
    I see!
[16:49] ---
    And the name is Keroro Robo Mark II, right?
[16:52] ---
    We don't have time to stand around
    marveling at it, Keroro!
[16:54] ---
    Gero!
[16:55] ---
    Leave this to me!
[16:58] ---
    Hurry up and get Shirara-kun!
[16:59] ---
    Roger Wilco, sir!
[17:11] ---
    He's at the end of this passage!
[17:14] ---
    The goal is right before us!
[17:16] ---
    Gero!
[17:18] ---
    Now you're annoying me! Enough!
[17:23] ---
    Forbidden playtime!
[17:31] ---
    Commander! Try pushing the
    red button on the right.
[17:34] ---
    Gero? Um...
[17:35] ---
    This one?
[17:42] ---
    Wow! It can do this, too?!
[17:44] ---
    Mr. Sergeant! Hurry!
[17:46] ---
    Oh, that's right!
[17:49] ---
    Gero!
[17:55] ---
    Shurara!
[17:57] ---
    I mean, Shirara!
[17:59] ---
    I've come to save you! Hello?
[18:02] ---
    Gero?
[18:04] ---
    Sheesh! Fine time to take a nap!
[18:10] ---
    The rescue mission is a success.
[18:13] ---
    Gero!
[18:17] ---
    Something's happening!
[18:19] ---
    The defensive walls have activated!
[18:21] ---
    It means to trap us in here!
[18:24] ---
    Gero!
[18:29] ---
    Yeah!
[18:33] ---
    Keroro-kun!
[18:35] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[18:38] ---
    Take care of Shirara, ma'am!
[18:40] ---
    What about you?
[18:41] ---
    I'm gonna kick that glutton's butt!
[18:47] ---
    Keroro Robo Combination!
[18:49] ---
    One!
[18:50] ---
    Two!
[18:51] ---
    Three!
[18:52] ---
    Four!
[18:52] ---
    Five!
[18:53] ---
    Cross!
[18:54] ---
    Pentagon!
[19:17] ---
    Ultimate Combined God!
[19:20] ---
    God Keron!
[19:23] ---
    I've prepared something
    I think you'll like, Commander!
[19:30] ---
    Beam sabers,
    just like with my Gundam models!
[19:37] ---
    My beams...
[19:39] ---
    ...stretch out straight...
[19:40] ---
    ...to take you down...
[19:42] ---
    ...and shine brilliantly...
[19:43] ---
    ...by borrowing the power of Keron's star!
[19:45] ---
    Now! Our secret weapon!
[19:51] ---
    Great Resonance Blade! Keron Star Slash!
[20:08] ---
    They did it!
[20:13] ---
    I'm glad you're all right.
[20:16] ---
    Pururu-chan...
[20:22] ---
    Pururu-chan!
[20:24] ---
    There, there.
[20:31] ---
    I'm sorry, Keroro-kun.
[20:33] ---
    I've caused so much trouble...
[20:35] ---
    No, I think I'm the one
    who needs to apologize.
[20:41] ---
    So what are you going to do now?
[20:43] ---
    Return to Keron and start over
    at the cadet training school.
[20:48] ---
    I'll drop Shirara-kun off on Keron.
[20:51] ---
    Well, I guess everything's
    tied up with a bow.
[20:55] ---
    Not quite!
[20:56] ---
    Gero!
[20:57] ---
    Haven't you forgotten something?!
[20:59] ---
    I'm counting on you to fix the house, Sarge.
[21:02] ---
    I'll tell you one thing,
    we're not going to help.
[21:05] ---
    All of this is your fault in the first place.
[21:08] ---
    As ye sow, so shall ye reap.
[21:12] ---
    G-Gero!
[21:19] ---
    Thus, the eternal war with
    the Shurara Corps was over.
[21:24] ---
    However...
[21:30] ---
    ...you may be the next person
    to wear the Keromet.
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    I'm 556!
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
[23:08] ---
    I'm Lavie!
SIGN    Harumi
[23:09] ---
    Bro, you're finally going
    to make your mech debut!
[23:12] ---
    That's right! A high-tech body
    and a supercomputer brain!
SIGN    Due to circumstances,
    we're closing up shop
    for the time being.
    - Manager
[23:15] ---
    You won't get away,
    yon cat that ate the fish!
[23:18] ---
    That aside, do you like chikuwabu?
[23:22] ---
    Robo 556, Sir!
[23:25] ---
    Keroro & Natsumi:
    Shelter from the Rain, Sir!
[23:29] ---
    These two stories! How's that?
[23:31] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E204 - Robo 556, Sir! / Keroro & Natsumi: Shelter from the Rain, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
SIGN    Harumi Street Shopping District
[01:31] ---
    Dried wheat gluten! Dried wheat gluten!
[01:35] ---
    Who would like some dried wheat gluten?
[01:38] ---
    You can use it in soup
    or use it to feed pond carp.
SIGN    Dried Wheat Gluten
[01:47] ---
    This is dried wheat gluten.
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten
    Wheat Gluten
[01:48] ---
    Connect two with a string, and you
    can use them as nunchucks, too!
SIGN    Rumble
[01:56] ---
    No good... I'm so hungry
    that I can't even move!
[02:00] ---
    But in that case...
[02:07] ---
    No, brother!
[02:09] ---
    That's our merchandise!
[02:10] ---
    Can you sell it?
[02:12] ---
    Then, Lavie,
[02:14] ---
    give me something else to eat!
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
[02:19] ---
    I'm sorry. We don't have anything.
[02:25] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Empty Stomach
    Poor
    Stomach and Back Are Flat
    Broke
    Misery
    Enduring
[02:28] ---
    Brother! Get a hold of yourself!
SIGN    Butcher Shop
[02:32] ---
    Hey, 556.
[02:34] ---
    I have a sure-fire way of not
    being hungry. Wanna try it?
[02:38] ---
    What?! You've captured...
[02:42] ---
    ...my interest!
[02:47] ---
    Robo 556, Sir!
[02:54] ---
    Brother...
[02:55] ---
    556! How do you feel?
[03:00] ---
    Great! In fact, I feel
    stronger than ever before!
[03:04] ---
    Naturally.
[03:06] ---
    Look at yourself in the mirror.
[03:09] ---
    W-What?!
[03:12] ---
    If you get turned into a robot, you
    don't have to spend any money on food.
[03:15] ---
    And you never get hungry, either.
[03:19] ---
    I see! I didn't know about that option!
[03:21] ---
    You've sold me on it!
[03:23] ---
    Good for you, brother!
SIGN    Robo
[03:35] ---
    I've been reborn as Robo 556,
[03:38] ---
    and will be more active than ever!
[03:40] ---
    Cheer me on, everyone!
SIGN    Robo
SIGN    Robo
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten
    Wheat Gluten
[03:50] ---
    Dried wheat gluten! Dried wheat gluten!
[03:53] ---
    Who would like some dried wheat gluten?
[03:56] ---
    I'll take three, please.
[03:58] ---
    How much do I owe you?
[03:59] ---
    Each one is 50 yen, so...
[04:02] ---
    Wait a second!
[04:14] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry
    for my brother's abruptness!
[04:18] ---
    But he's a robot,
    so please don't let it bother you.
[04:22] ---
    Here I go!
[04:35] ---
    The total is 150 yen!
[04:37] ---
    Brother, that's amazing!
[04:42] ---
    Hey! Did you just see that?
[04:44] ---
    556 got the right answer!
[04:46] ---
    Don't you think he was just lucky?
[04:49] ---
    The idea that 556-san can
    calculate with any accuracy...
[04:52] ---
    That's the result of
    turning him into a robot.
[04:56] ---
    Now he's equipped with 160 digits,
[04:59] ---
    so he's able to calculate up to that.
[05:03] ---
    Or, like, improved functions?
[05:05] ---
    So my Lalala pill, which is
    based on Nanora and easily turns
SIGN    Lalala Pills
[05:09] ---
    living creatures into robots,
    has an immediate effect.
[05:14] ---
    We'll use it to turn all
    the Pekoponians into robots
[05:17] ---
    and then order them to do
    exactly as we say, sir!
[05:19] ---
    556 is a splendid guinea pig
    for this invasion plan!
SIGN    Guinea Pig
[05:24] ---
    Gero gerori!
[05:26] ---
    That's my Mr. Sergeant!
[05:28] ---
    When it comes to evil schemes,
    you're really on the ball!
[05:31] ---
    Or, like, perfect person?
[05:33] ---
    Now let's confirm the results.
[05:34] ---
    So then, what Sarge did...
SIGN    Bank
[05:37] ---
    Are you listening, Sis?
[05:39] ---
    Here comes the perfect prey.
[05:42] ---
    Robo 556! Teach Lady Natsumi
    there a little lesson!
[05:46] ---
    H-Hey...
[05:50] ---
    Huh? Isn't that 556-san?
SIGN    Recycling Shop Aoi
[05:53] ---
    He doesn't look like his usual self.
[05:55] ---
    Those two are always like that!
[05:58] ---
    Don't make eye contact.
[06:00] ---
    But he kind of looks like a robot...
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
[06:06] ---
    W-What is that?
SIGN    Harumi Street
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
SIGN    Due to circumstances,
    we're closing up shop
    for the time being.
    - Manager
SIGN    Recycling Shop Aoi
[06:17] ---
    Target confirmed!
SIGN    Harumi Street Shopping District
[06:33] ---
    Pursuit!
[06:34] ---
    Sis!
[06:36] ---
    Brother! Where are you going?!
[06:47] ---
    Why?!
[06:49] ---
    Gauging target's power level!
[06:53] ---
    This is like the real thing!
[06:56] ---
    Lady Natsumi might as well
    prepare herself for the worst!
[07:00] ---
    Stop it! What if civilians get involved?!
[07:03] ---
    Shut up!
[07:05] ---
    Would you dare get in the way
    of a Pekopon invasion plan?!
[07:16] ---
    You're not getting away!
[07:18] ---
    Target's power level...
[07:21] ---
    5... 5... Um, there are many 6s and 5s...
[07:26] ---
    I don't have enough fingers!
[07:30] ---
    Brother!
[07:35] ---
    Brother!
[07:37] ---
    Gero!
[07:39] ---
    5-556...
[07:41] ---
    Even though he's a robot, this is...
[07:44] ---
    What does it tell you
[07:46] ---
    when he self-destructs just
    measuring her power level?
[07:49] ---
    Hinata Natsumi's power level
    is so high
[07:52] ---
    that the number value
    exceeded Robo 556's digits.
[07:56] ---
    Oh. Don't worry, madam.
[08:01] ---
    M-My brother...
[08:10] ---
    Brother! Thank goodness!
SIGN    556 Times the Energy
[08:15] ---
    556 times as much energy! Robo 556!
[08:18] ---
    Is he really 556 times more powerful?
[08:22] ---
    Of course not.
[08:24] ---
    He only feels that way.
SIGN    Harumi Street Shopping District
[08:28] ---
    I'm glad you're okay, brother.
[08:30] ---
    But why did you chase after Natsumi-san?
[08:34] ---
    I got hit by a radio wave from somewhere.
[08:36] ---
    That seems really dangerous...
[08:39] ---
    Thief!
[08:43] ---
    Stop!
[08:46] ---
    Got it! I'll chase down the
    stray cat that swiped your fish!
[08:50] ---
    Just leave it to me!
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten Wheat Gluten
[08:53] ---
    Change! Transformation!
[09:12] ---
    Now that's unconventional!
[09:14] ---
    Or, like, complex bizarre?
[09:15] ---
    It's all about colorful
    storage units with this guy.
[09:18] ---
    It's almost unfit for broadcasting.
[10:00] ---
    As you can see, I safely
    recovered your purloined item.
SIGN    Delicious Wheat Gluten
[10:05] ---
    U-Um, I don't want it.
[10:10] ---
    Then I'll gladly keep it as a reward!
[10:13] ---
    Good for you, brother!
[10:16] ---
    What is this?
[10:17] ---
    Shall we abandon the plan?
[10:26] ---
    Brother, I'm sorry to be eating it by myself.
[10:29] ---
    I'm happy to make the sacrifice
    if it means no food expenses for me!
[10:32] ---
    Since becoming a robot, 556 has
    successfully cut back on food expenses.
[10:37] ---
    And his sister, Lavie,
    is moved by his thoughtfulness.
[10:41] ---
    Don't let those thieving cats off the hook!
    Stick to it, Space Detective 556!
[10:48] ---
    Brother!
SIGN    Dead Battery
[10:49] ---
    Dead battery.
[10:53] ---
    Huh?
[10:56] ---
    What is that?
[11:08] ---
    Power is coursing through me!
[11:10] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[11:12] ---
    I'm sorry, they've cut off the power supply at our place.
[11:15] ---
    Sheesh! Again?!
[11:18] ---
    After this, it seems 556 returned to normal.
[11:22] ---
    Hey, stupid frog! The electricity that 556-san
     used is coming out of your allowance!
[11:28] ---
    Gero!
[11:29] ---
    Anything but that!
[11:41] ---
    When you've done something
    different than usual,
[11:43] ---
    have you ever been told,
    "It's going to rain tomorrow"?
[11:47] ---
    Master Fuyuki!
SIGN    Fish Cake vs. Mecha Fish Cake
[11:49] ---
    Let's play a video game together, sir!
[11:51] ---
    In a little while.
[11:53] ---
    Let me finish up my cleaning duties.
[11:56] ---
    I'll give you a hand
    so you can finish faster.
[12:04] ---
    Helping clean,
    even when it's not my turn...
[12:07] ---
    It's so praiseworthy, sir!
[12:11] ---
    Gero gero!
[12:13] ---
    Th-This is...
[12:15] ---
    ...L-Lady Mom's mug!
[12:19] ---
    Kero-chan! How dare you
    break my precious mug?!
[12:23] ---
    You're not getting off easy!
[12:25] ---
    Get out of my house!
[12:30] ---
    Lady Mom, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[12:36] ---
    Keroro & Natsumi:
     Shelter from the Rain, Sir!
[12:46] ---
    Huh? You're going out, Sarge?
[12:49] ---
    Sorry, Master Fuyuki...
[12:53] ---
    I just remembered something I have to do.
[12:55] ---
    Wait a second, Sarge!
[12:57] ---
    I'm in a hurry, so we can talk later.
[13:00] ---
    Jeez. I just wanted to recommend taking
    an umbrella since it's supposed to rain.
SIGN    Station Street Shopping District
[13:07] ---
    Do you sell mugs?
[13:09] ---
    Not like that.
[13:12] ---
    That's not it, either!
[13:14] ---
    Look at this right here!
[13:17] ---
    That's totally off!
[13:19] ---
    So close!
[13:21] ---
    That'll never do!
[13:23] ---
    Why don't you have the same one?!
SIGN    Station Street Shopping District
[13:27] ---
    Perseverance is key.
SIGN    Empty Lot
[13:31] ---
    I finally got the same one
    after going to 43 shops.
[13:35] ---
    Now all I have to do is nonchalantly slip it
    into the cabinet with the rest of the dishes.
[13:38] ---
    Gero gerori!
[13:41] ---
    Gero?
[13:45] ---
    Gero?
[13:52] ---
    Gero...
[14:05] ---
    That lightning wiped out my Pekoponian suit,
[14:09] ---
    but I'm glad this is in one piece.
[14:13] ---
    This rain sucks!
[14:16] ---
    Gero!
[14:28] ---
    The rain...
[14:30] ---
    ...isn't stopping, is it?
[14:33] ---
    I'll have Fuyuki bring an umbrella.
[14:40] ---
    The person you are trying to reach is unavailable
    at the moment. Please leave a message.
[14:45] ---
    Fuyuki should be home...
[14:48] ---
    Hello? It's Natsumi.
[14:50] ---
    Sorry, but could you bring an umbrella over?
[14:53] ---
    I'm under the awning of the
    coffee shop at the top of the hill.
[14:56] ---
    And for some reason,
    the stupid frog is with me. I'll be waiting!
[15:05] ---
    How long is it going to keep up?
[15:09] ---
    Don't ask me. Until it stops.
[15:12] ---
    I know that.
[15:22] ---
    Did you buy a Gundam model, stupid frog?
[15:25] ---
    No, this is, uh...
[15:26] ---
    Well, that's about the size of it.
[15:29] ---
    How about you, Lady Natsumi?
[15:33] ---
    I did the usual shopping.
[15:47] ---
    That bag...
[15:49] ---
    It isn't the usual Super Limit bag.
[15:53] ---
    I like going to other supermarkets
    once in a while. You know...
[15:58] ---
    The next closest supermarket
    is two train stops away...
[16:02] ---
    Why would you go all that way?
[16:06] ---
    H-Hey,
[16:08] ---
    what's your favorite ingredient
    in oden, stupid frog?
[16:11] ---
    O-Oden, ma'am?
[16:14] ---
    I would have to say eggs.
[16:17] ---
    I like to smoosh them
    so they melt into the broth.
[16:20] ---
    I do the same thing.
[16:23] ---
    Although it's bad manners, so I don't
    do it in front of other people.
[16:27] ---
    If you worry about other people watching you,
    you'll miss out on a lot of yummy experiences.
[16:31] ---
    As for me,
[16:32] ---
    my favorite is daikon radish after
    it's been stewing in the broth.
[16:35] ---
    And it's healthy, too.
[16:36] ---
    Yeah.
[16:38] ---
    I can't get enough when it's
    soaked through and through.
[16:42] ---
    I know, right?
[16:43] ---
    But I can't stand chikuwabu in there.
[16:46] ---
    Why not? It's good.
[16:49] ---
    What is that stuff, anyway?
[16:51] ---
    I ate it once, thinking it was chickpeas,
    and it stuck to my teeth like paste!
[16:56] ---
    That chewiness is part of the appeal!
[16:59] ---
    That's like the Dasono Maso
    of the oden world.
[17:04] ---
    I thought you were a big fan
    of Dasono Maso.
[17:08] ---
    That's one thing. This is another.
[17:10] ---
    I hear that in the Kansai area,
    they don't even know what chikuwabu is.
[17:15] ---
    Really?! I can't believe that!
[17:18] ---
    Oden has different features,
    depending on the district.
[17:23] ---
    Jeez, Sarge...
[17:26] ---
    If you were going to give up in the middle,
    you should never have volunteered.
[17:36] ---
    So, Lady Natsumi,
[17:38] ---
    do you know the difference between konnyaku
    noodles and whitish strings of konnyaku?
[17:41] ---
    The later is white and the
    former is black, right?
[17:46] ---
    Well, the whitish strings are squeezed into a
    string shape from the konnyaku raw ingredient,
[17:50] ---
    while konnyaku noodles are actually cut
    into string shapes from the konnyaku.
[17:53] ---
    Huh...
[17:55] ---
    Although that was back in the day.
[17:58] ---
    These days, it seems the
    distinction has blurred.
[18:01] ---
    Oh, pfft!
[18:03] ---
    Nowadays, the only difference is that
    they call the same thing shirataki in Kanto,
[18:06] ---
    and konnyaku noodles in the Kansai area.
[18:10] ---
    That's interesting.
[18:12] ---
    But how do you know so much about it?
[18:15] ---
    I like oden,
[18:18] ---
    so I researched various aspects of it.
[18:20] ---
    By the by, what makes Space Oden FX
    more impressive than Pekopon oden
[18:24] ---
    is how the timing of putting in the
    fried fish cake is very difficult.
[18:28] ---
    If you botch it, the space octopus
    you put in earlier starts to attack,
[18:32] ---
    the space konnyaku jumps into the fray,
[18:35] ---
    the soup splashes around, and the
    rice cake pouch falls out of the bowl!
[18:39] ---
    Hey.
[18:40] ---
    Are you talking about food here?
[18:42] ---
    Mochicourse!
[18:43] ---
    I don't want to hear anymore.
[18:46] ---
    Too bad for you.
[18:48] ---
    I was just getting to the good part...
[18:51] ---
    Either way, Lady Natsumi,
[18:53] ---
    we're having oden for dinner tonight, right?
[18:55] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[18:57] ---
    We're not.
[19:00] ---
    It's breaded pork cutlet.
[19:17] ---
    It's stopped raining.
[19:20] ---
    The sky's cleared up!
[19:22] ---
    Huh?
[19:23] ---
    Why, Natsumi and Kero-chan!
[19:25] ---
    Mom!
[19:26] ---
    Lady Mom!
[19:30] ---
    What's wrong?
[19:32] ---
    Nothing!
[19:33] ---
    Nothing, sir!
[19:34] ---
    Well, the rain's just stopped,
    so let's walk home together.
[19:38] ---
    Sure!
[19:39] ---
    Right, sir!
[19:43] ---
    All right! Perfect!
[19:46] ---
    Got a phone call...
[19:49] ---
    Hello? It's Natsumi. Sorry, but
    could you bring an umbrella over?
[19:53] ---
    Oh, no!
[20:03] ---
    What's the matter, you two?
[20:05] ---
    Um, actually...
[20:07] ---
    I... How can I explain it?
[20:15] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:15] ---
    I'm sorry, sir!
[20:17] ---
    Why are you apologizing?
[20:19] ---
    Why are you, Lady Natsumi?
[20:21] ---
    I broke your mug, Mom...
[20:24] ---
    ...but I bought a new one!
[20:27] ---
    Gero!
[20:28] ---
    I broke one, too,
    so I bought one to replace it!
[20:33] ---
    Then you broke it first, stupid frog?
[20:36] ---
    You left the house before me,
    didn't you, Lady Natsumi?
[20:39] ---
    Then I'm innocent!
[20:43] ---
    I'm sorry, both of you.
[20:45] ---
    I broke that mug last night.
[20:48] ---
    I tried putting it back
    together with glue, but...
[20:52] ---
    I did the same thing...
[20:55] ---
    I wound up troubling you both.
[20:58] ---
    Three of them. What should we do?
[21:07] ---
    It's kind of funny!
[21:09] ---
    Definitely, sir!
[21:12] ---
    You can say that again.
[21:14] ---
    Both of them were nervous for a time,
[21:16] ---
    convinced they broke Mom's mug,
[21:17] ---
    Gero gero gero!
[21:18] ---
    but thanks to that,
[21:19] ---
    the sergeant and Natsumi-chan
    spent a short, mellow time together.
[21:29] ---
    Huh?
[21:31] ---
    The sky is clear...
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa
[23:07] ---
    Fuyuki here!
[23:08] ---
    Sergeant Keroro here!
[23:10] ---
    Actually, I used to love french fries.
[23:13] ---
    I forgot about that.
[23:15] ---
    I just remembered that part of my backstory
    at the end of this fourth season,
[23:19] ---
    Good for you, Sarge.
[23:21] ---
    That aside, aim for 300 times!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion
[23:25] ---
    "Keroro & Fuyuki: Another World, Sir!"
[23:29] ---
    It's one full-length story! How's that?
[23:32] ---
    Ge-Gero!

E205 - Keroro & Fuyuki: Another World, Sir!

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[00:03] [SONG] ---
    "Yaa, terebi no mae no minna! Oretachi wa ima,
    chikyuu shinryaku ni zokkon nan da."
[00:03] [SONG] ---
    Hey, everybody in front of the TV.
    We love Earth invasions to death right now.
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    "Nee, demo jitensha de chikyuu
    ni iku nante zettai muri!"
[00:09] [SONG] ---
    Listen, though, going to Earth
    by bicycle is totally impossible!
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Sono toori da."
[00:13] [SONG] ---
    You're right. You're absolutely right.
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:15] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:18] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[00:24] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    When I make toast,
    both sides get charred black!
[00:27] [SONG] ---
    Toosuto yake wa ryoumen makkuroke
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    Of course. It's always overdone.
[00:31] [SONG] ---
    "Kimatte iru. Yakisugi ni kimatte iru n' da."
SIGN    Overdone
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Everyone's listening in on my whispering.
[00:33] [SONG] ---
    Hisohisobanashi minna kiite iru
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    No, calm down. What you're doing
    isn't called whispering.
[00:37] [SONG] ---
    "Iya ochitsuku n' da. Sore
    wa hisohiso to wa iwanai zo."
SIGN    Whispering
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    The traffic lights are all red!
[00:39] [SONG] ---
    Shingouki wa aka darake
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    Mmm, not all days are like that.
[00:43] [SONG] ---
    n'aa Sonna hi bakari de wa nai sa
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    Aw, you're cheering me up?
[00:46] [SONG] ---
    "Nagusamete kurete'ru no?"
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    Yes. Life should be looked at through a
    long lens. You get what I mean, right?
[00:47] [SONG] ---
    "Sou da. Jinsei tte no wa nagai me
    de miru beki na n' da. Wakaru daro?"
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[00:52] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Be that as it may, I do get hungry.
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Saredo hara wa heru
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    You let things get to you quite easily...
[00:58] [SONG] ---
    Wari to utare yowai n' da...
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    I know... I want to change that.
[01:01] [SONG] ---
    "Wakatte'ru... Kawaritai tte omotte'ru."
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    It's coincidence! It's
    coincidence, I tell you!
[01:04] [SONG] ---
    Tamatama da yo Tamatama datteba
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Forcibly rose-colored.
[01:07] [SONG] ---
    Muriyari barairo
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Glittering tears, too, are a badge of honor.
[01:10] [SONG] ---
    Kirari namida mo kunshou sa
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Let's laugh it off!
[01:14] [SONG] ---
    Kerori waraitobasou
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva! A string of bad luck!
[01:19] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba! Fundari kettari
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Viva! Viva! Viva!
[01:25] [SONG] ---
    Biba! Biba! Biba!
[01:33] ---
    All people long for somewhere
    that is not here,
[01:36] ---
    for a world that is different
    from the one they are in now,
[01:39] ---
    for some... other world.
SIGN    1950 XXX Alien Closeups
SIGN    UFOs Attack! Aliens Are Closer Than You Think
[02:03] ---
    I wonder if aliens ever come to Earth?
[02:06] ---
    I'd like to meet them.
[02:11] ---
    Keroro & Fuyuki: Another World, Sir!
SIGN    Yamada Tatami Store
[02:21] ---
    This is the alien quarter in
    Inner-Tokyo's underground,
[02:25] ---
    below which is yet another
    underground cave.
SIGN    Kyaaa!
[02:29] ---
    How lovely!
[02:32] ---
    Uncle! Come and have a look at
    this beautiful active fault!
[02:35] ---
    Yes, yes...
[02:36] ---
    Lucky! Lucky!
[02:38] ---
    Lady Mois, isn't it about time
    we stopped for lunch?
SIGN    Active Fault
[02:42] ---
    I'm so happy that I could go around
    looking at active faults with you, Uncle!
[02:48] ---
    Gero.
[02:49] ---
    Or, like, bosom buddies?
[02:50] ---
    No, see, what I was saying is,
    maybe we could stop for lunch...
[02:54] ---
    Gero!
[02:57] ---
    U-Uncle?
[02:59] ---
    Uncle!
[03:00] ---
    Gero!
[03:04] ---
    Gero.
[03:05] ---
    Ow!
[03:09] ---
    Gero?
[03:13] ---
    A tunnel?
[03:15] ---
    Gero...
[03:22] ---
    Underground rail line?
[03:32] ---
    Am I supposed to board this, sir?
[03:36] ---
    No one on board...
[03:42] ---
    Huh?! Gero!
[03:45] ---
    Noooo! Open! Open!
[03:48] ---
    Please open!
[04:00] ---
    Uncle...
[04:02] ---
    Uncle!
[04:04] ---
    Where are you, Uncle?
[04:08] ---
    Honestly! Where has that
    stupid frog gotten to?
[04:12] ---
    I took my eyes off him for just a moment
    because I was so into the active fault, and...
[04:17] ---
    Or, like, advance caution?
[04:19] ---
    This is 'cause you tried
    to get the jump on me
[04:21] ---
    and have a frickin' date with my
    Mr. Sergeant! See what happens, huh?
[04:25] ---
    Calm down, Mois-chan. It'll be okay.
    You don't need to worry.
[04:29] ---
    Anyway...
[04:31] ---
    I never knew Inner-Tokyo had an
    underground tunnel like this.
[04:31] ---
    Inner-Tokyo! Inner-Tokyo!
[04:35] ---
    Will you move already?!
[04:36] ---
    Guess I'm done.
[04:38] ---
    Tama? Now I think about it...
[04:40] ---
    Do you know something about this?
[04:42] ---
    I have heard from Paul before.
SIGN    Nishizawa Group Japanese National Underground Railway Plan
[04:45] ---
    The Nishizawa Group once
    attempted to finance,
[04:47] ---
    and build, an underground rail network
    covering Inner-Tokyo and all of Japan.
[04:53] ---
    There was a plan like that?
[04:56] ---
    But because of all Momocchi's
    operations for Fukki,
[04:59] ---
    they used up too much money on that, and...
[05:02] ---
    ...the work was put on hold.
[05:10] ---
    Help me!
SIGN    Inner-Tokyo East < Tower Park Inner-Tokyo West >
[05:16] ---
    Inner-Tokyo, East. Inner-Tokyo, East.
[05:23] ---
    When did Inner-Tokyo get
    an underground train?
[05:27] ---
    Gero.
SIGN    Harumi St. Shopping District
[05:35] ---
    Was there always an underground
    train station there?
[05:43] ---
    I'm back! Lady Mois, are you here?
[05:46] ---
    I accidentally got on some weirdo train!
[05:52] ---
    Is no one here, sir?
[05:56] ---
    Lady Mois! Master Fuyuki!
[06:04] ---
    Lady Natsumi?
[06:08] ---
    Hmm... This is strange, sir...
[06:13] ---
    This is kinda strange, sir.
[06:15] ---
    It feels somehow different
    from the Hinata house I know.
[06:25] ---
    My Sergeant Room!
[06:28] ---
    It's gone! Gero!
SIGN    Gerooooo
[06:32] ---
    Giroro! Hey, Giroro!
[06:36] ---
    Giroro's tent isn't here, either!
[06:38] ---
    Could this be another...
SIGN    Time Slip??
[06:40] ---
    ...time slip, sir?!
[06:45] ---
    No... I'm definitely in the
    right time period, sir.
[06:51] ---
    Then... why...?
[06:53] ---
    What in the world has happened, sir?
[06:59] ---
    I'd say this is probably one
    of those parallel worlds.
[07:03] ---
    Some external factor
    caused spacetime to warp,
[07:07] ---
    and the commander wandered into a
    parallel world and got himself lost.
SIGN    Parallel World Parallel World Parallel World
[07:10] ---
    A parallel world?
[07:12] ---
    I've heard of those.
[07:14] ---
    What are they?
[07:16] ---
    Pardon? You ask what?
SIGN    Explanation
[07:19] ---
    Let's say you're coming home from school.
[07:21] ---
    And let's say you have two choices for getting
    home, either the left road or the right road.
[07:28] ---
    If you choose right here,
    you arrive at home safely, no problem.
[07:32] ---
    But if you choose left,
[07:35] ---
    you happen to run into Saburo
    and end up on a date.
[07:38] ---
    Wh-What?!
[07:40] ---
    N-Natsumi! D-Did you? Did you?!
[07:44] ---
    No, I didn't.
SIGN    Explanation
[07:48] ---
    Depending on which road you choose,
    left or right, your future changes, as well.
[07:52] ---
    And those different futures
    are called parallel worlds.
[07:56] ---
    The Natsumi who chose the left road
[07:57] ---
    might be having a date with Saburo
    in some parallel world!
[08:02] ---
    Sh-She is?!
SIGN    Explanation
[08:03] ---
    The point is... this world has an endless number
    of parallel words which branch off like that.
[08:11] ---
    The world where you had curry for lunch,
    and the world where you had ramen.
[08:15] ---
    The world where your postcard got read out
    on the radio, and the world where it didn't.
[08:19] ---
    I feel like whether it's ramen or curry
    doesn't really matter.
[08:23] ---
    Very small differences like that
    are nothing to worry about, but...
[08:27] ---
    ...there might also be some worlds where
    Earth was destroyed by war or something.
[08:32] ---
    So what kind of parallel world is Uncle in?
[08:36] ---
    The parallel world where Inner-Tokyo has
    an underground rail line. In other words...
[08:40] ---
    ...the world in which Nishizawa Momoka
SIGN    Katou Rice Shop
[08:42] ---
    didn't spend enormous amounts
    of money over Hinata Fuyuki.
[08:47] ---
    I wonder what kind of world that would be?
[08:49] ---
    Maybe the commander never even
    ended up a prisoner of the Hinata family,
SIGN    Alien Prisoner
[08:53] ---
    and the Keroro Platoon all
    withdrew safely from Pekopon.
[08:58] ---
    Without us,
    Nishizawa Momoka and Hinata Fuyuki
[09:02] ---
    probably wouldn't have become
    that close, after all.
[09:06] ---
    A world where Sarge and I never met...
[09:13] ---
    Phew! I don't really get it, but...
[09:16] ---
    I guess I'll prepare dinner or something
    and wait until everyone gets home, sir!
[09:21] ---
    I'm home!
[09:23] ---
    Master Fuyuki! Welcome home, sir!
[09:29] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Who are you?
[09:34] ---
    What are you saying, Master Fuyuki, sir?!
SIGN    Keroro Gunsou
[09:37] ---
    It is me, sir! Sergeant Keroro!
[09:40] ---
    Hehoho Unsou?
SIGN    Hehoho Unsou
[09:44] ---
    No... Come on, what are
    you joking around now for?
[09:48] ---
    I'm the leader of the Special Advance Team
    of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
[09:53] ---
    the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula,
[09:56] ---
    Sergeant Keroro, of course, sir!
[09:58] ---
    The 58th planet of the Toad Nebula?
[10:02] ---
    Then... you're an alien?
[10:05] ---
    Of course!
[10:07] ---
    That's amazing!
[10:10] ---
    Aliens really are here on Earth!
SIGN    Nostradamus: The Complete Prophecies Africa Europe 1-2-3 Canada America Asia 1-2-3
[10:20] ---
    If what you're saying is true,
[10:22] ---
    you must have come here
    from a parallel world!
[10:26] ---
    A parallel world, sir?
[10:29] ---
    Yes! It's amazing!
[10:31] ---
    In the world you came from, aliens are
    freeloading right here in our Hinata house!
SIGN    Side Front
    Five fingers on front feet
[10:37] ---
    I... I see...
[10:38] ---
    I'm home!
[10:39] ---
    Gero?
[10:40] ---
    Fuyuki! What's up?
[10:42] ---
    Have you got someone over?
[10:44] ---
    No, it's nothing!
SIGN    Kululu
[10:50] ---
    So... what do we have to do so that
    Sarge can come back to this world?
[10:55] ---
    If a parallel world is another world
    that might have been,
[10:59] ---
    you might connect to that world by coincidence
    by doing different things to normal.
[11:05] ---
    Different things to normal?
[11:09] ---
    Okay, now lift your leg up more!
    And simmer more!
[11:12] ---
    L-Like this?
[11:15] ---
    Is this really going to get us
    to a parallel world?
[11:18] ---
    Don't ask me...
[11:22] ---
    So? What's your objective?
    Why is an alien like you here on Earth?
[11:26] ---
    Oh, of course, for the Pekopon inv—
[11:29] ---
    Uh, no, I mean, inv-inv-inv-inv-...
SIGN    Inv...
    Inv...
    Inv...
SIGN    Invigorating Lush Greenery
[11:32] ---
    invigorating lush greenery,
    which Pekopon is so well known for, sir!
[11:36] ---
    And... it was so nice here that
    I kind of hung around, I guess?
[11:40] ---
    Though I freeload at the Hinata house,
    whenever you have a problem, Master Fuyuki,
[11:44] ---
    I'm always there to help out
    with my array of useful space stuff, sir!
SIGN    What a liar
[11:47] ---
    What a liar.
[11:48] ---
    Ohh, wow!
[11:51] ---
    What kinds of useful space stuff?
[11:56] ---
    Oh, good idea! Why don't we take
    a trip to Alien Town?
SIGN    Alien Town
[11:59] ---
    Alien Town?!
[12:02] ---
    Alien Town is underground
    below this shopping district, sir.
[12:12] ---
    Gero... there's no hyperspace gate?!
[12:14] ---
    Does this world have no
    Alien Town, either?
[12:17] ---
    Oh...
[12:19] ---
    No... There must be one somewhere!
[12:21] ---
    I mean, tens of thousands of aliens come to
    Pekopon every day on the Galactic Railway.
[12:30] ---
    Not here...
[12:31] ---
    There was a Galactic Railway platform here?
[12:34] ---
    Yes... there was a platform 0,
    hidden by an anti-barrier.
[12:39] ---
    It was meant to be there, sir.
[12:41] ---
    Maybe no aliens have come to Earth
    in this world, after all.
[12:46] ---
    But that would make me...
[12:48] ---
    ...all alone in this world...
[12:52] ---
    Ohh! A WcDonald's hamburger!
[12:55] ---
    Potato is one of my favorite foods, sir!
[12:58] ---
    I have to keep you secret from Mom,
[13:00] ---
    so for a while I'll have to buy
    your food outside and sneak it in.
[13:04] ---
    There's dessert, too,
    so let's eat it together later!
[13:07] ---
    I'm very thankful for all this, sir!
SIGN    Parallel Worlds Occult
    Parallel Worlds - Gamipetia
    This Man Speaks on Parallel Worlds
    Gamizoon.co.jp: Parallel Worlds Thesis
SIGN    About Parallel Worlds
[13:12] ---
    I really think you came to this world
[13:14] ---
    because of a warp in the magnetic field.
[13:16] ---
    But come to think of it,
[13:17] ---
    See, look at the positional relationship
    Pluto and Uranus are in right now.
[13:18] ---
    this kind of lifestyle might
    not be bad either, sir.
[13:21] ---
    Everything is taken care of for me.
     I don't have to do any chores,
[13:24] ---
    And there's no red person
    going on and on about invasions.
[13:28] ---
    Are you listening?
[13:29] ---
    Ge?
[13:30] ---
    I... I'm listening, sir!
[13:33] ---
    Hey, am I a fan of the occult
    in the other world, too?
[13:37] ---
    Of course, sir!
[13:39] ---
    Yes, yes, that crystal skull!
[13:42] ---
    The other Master Fuyuki
    had an identical one, sir!
[13:46] ---
    This is the first occult item
    I ever bought with my allowance.
[13:51] ---
    You really do like crystal skulls,
    after all, sir!
[13:55] ---
    The other day, I gave a red
    crystal skull with a horn
SIGN    Horn
[13:59] ---
    to the other Master Fuyuki as a present, sir!
[14:02] ---
    Ohh, that sounds great!
[14:04] ---
    Actually...
[14:06] ---
    I wonder what the Master Fuyuki in the
    other world is doing right about now, sir.
[14:18] ---
    Eating spaghetti through
    your nose doesn't help either, huh.
[14:20] ---
    Are you acshully finking, you bumbo?!
[14:22] ---
    Paaaardon?
[14:25] ---
    There are still so many things in this world
    that science alone can't determine, after all!
[14:31] ---
    Things that science alone can't determine?
[14:35] ---
    Is something the matter, Fuyuki-dono?
[14:37] ---
    Well, uh... there's this old sci-fi movie.
[14:41] ---
    Thinking strongly about a time period
    or a person would cause a time slip.
[14:50] ---
    Maybe some kind of power
    like that was at work.
[14:54] ---
    "Some kind of power"?
    What kind of power?
[14:57] ---
    Like...
[14:58] ---
    Maybe Sarge thought strongly about some
    different world he wanted to go to,
[15:02] ---
    or someone strongly thought
    they wanted to meet Sarge.
[15:10] ---
    Would that be enough to make it possible
    to go to a parallel world?
[15:13] ---
    Or, like, healthy doubting?
[15:16] ---
    Yeah.
[15:16] ---
    I think people's feelings carry a lot of energy,
    enough to cross spacetime.
[15:22] ---
    People's... feelings...
[15:28] ---
    Uncle...
[15:32] ---
    Mr. Sergeant...
[15:35] ---
    Keroro...
[15:37] ---
    I wanna eat curry.
[15:41] ---
    Sarge...
[15:49] ---
    It's been my dream to gaze at the night sky
    with an alien like this.
[15:55] ---
    I'd always hoped that a day like this
    would come someday.
[16:04] ---
    I'm glad your dream came true, sir!
[16:08] ---
    Maybe...
[16:10] ---
    Maybe this is my fault.
[16:12] ---
    Gero?
[16:13] ---
    I've been thinking that
    so strongly for so long.
[16:17] ---
    Maybe that's why you ended up
    wandering into this world.
[16:20] ---
    I think people's feelings carry a lot
    of energy, enough to cross spacetime.
[16:26] ---
    What are you saying, sir?
[16:28] ---
    That has nothing to do with it, sir!
[16:30] ---
    If just wishing could
    get you what you wanted,
[16:33] ---
    I'd wish too, sir!
[16:36] ---
    To go back to your former world?
[16:39] ---
    Gero?
[16:41] ---
    Well, that too, but there's lots else!
[16:45] ---
    Like... Gundam models!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion
[16:48] ---
    And Pekopon invasion!
SIGN    Pekopon Invasion
[16:51] ---
    Ah... n-nothing, sir...
[16:59] ---
    Ah... no, the truth is, Master Fuyuki...
[17:04] ---
    I'm not just a pleasant and
    cheerful freeloader alien, sir.
[17:12] ---
    Actually... I'm here to invade Pekopon.
[17:16] ---
    I'm a fearsome invading alien, sir.
[17:21] ---
    An invader?
[17:23] ---
    Yes...
[17:27] ---
    But, if it's an invader like you doing it,
[17:32] ---
    this planet might be better off invaded!
    Don't you think?
[17:37] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[17:40] ---
    Gero?
[17:44] ---
    What's that?
[17:58] ---
    The Galactic Railway?!
[18:00] ---
    I thought it didn't stop
    at Pekopon in this world!
[18:14] ---
    Gero?
[18:18] ---
    This is...!
[18:22] ---
    This is the train I boarded
    to come to this world.
[18:26] ---
    Then, if you board this...
[18:28] ---
    I can get back to my original world, sir!
[18:31] ---
    So you're going home...
[18:35] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[18:41] ---
    The Master Fuyuki and everyone else in my
    original world is waiting for me, sir.
[18:46] ---
    Thank you for everything you've done for me
    in this world, Master Fuyuki.
[18:50] ---
    I'll... never see you again?
[18:55] ---
    My Keron Army in this world
[18:57] ---
    surely won't have given up
    on Pekopon yet, sir.
[19:02] ---
    It could be that we will come back
    to this Pekopon again someday, sir.
[19:08] ---
    We'll be able to meet again then, sir.
[19:13] ---
    Keep this a secret from
    everyone until then, sir.
[19:22] ---
    Okay.
[19:30] ---
    Master Fuyuki...
[19:33] ---
    Goodbye...
[19:37] ---
    Goodbye, sir!
[19:39] ---
    This world's Master Fuyuki!
[19:42] ---
    Yeah!
[19:46] ---
    Goodbye...
[19:48] ---
    Sarge...
[20:20] ---
    Hot! Hot! Hot!!
SIGN    * Don't try this at home
[20:24] ---
    Takoyaki through the ears
    doesn't work, either.
[20:27] ---
    This isn't gonna get me
    to a parallel world!
[20:30] ---
    I... I'm back, sir!
[20:35] ---
    H-Hello...
[20:37] ---
    Sarge!
[20:38] ---
    Stupid frog!
[20:39] ---
    Uncle!
[20:41] ---
    Wh-Where did you get to?
[20:42] ---
    We were so worried about you, yes we were!
[20:45] ---
    Uh, I just... got on a train for a bit...
    wandering around by myself, kind of?
[20:49] ---
    Ah! This is... a souvenir...
[20:55] ---
    What's going on, Sarge?
[20:57] ---
    Suddenly suggesting we
    look at the stars on the roof.
[21:00] ---
    Let's just do it, okay?
[21:03] ---
    Gaze at the night sky with an alien, sir.
[21:08] ---
    You're weird.
[21:12] ---
    Oh, yeah, Sarge...
[21:14] ---
    Wandering around by yourself
    was a lie, wasn't it?
[21:17] ---
    Where were you really?
[21:22] ---
    That's a secret, sir.
[21:29] ---
    Until that day comes...
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    I worked so hard yesterday!
[21:37] [SONG] ---
    Kinou anna ni ganbatte
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Today, I won't work hard at all.
[21:45] [SONG] ---
    Kyou wa zenzen ganbaranai
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    I'll put some cat ears on,
     and change my personality.
[21:52] [SONG] ---
    Nekomimi tsukete kyara henkou
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Dance with rage, and stamp my feet.
[21:56] [SONG] ---
    Jidanda funde odorimasu
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:01] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:04] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    In moderately high humidity,
[22:08] [SONG] ---
    Shitsudo takame de
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    I'll stagger around.
[22:12] [SONG] ---
    Chidoriashi
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:16] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:19] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Strategy meetings are snacktime.
[22:24] [SONG] ---
    Sakusen kaigi wa oyatsu taimu
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero ke~ro
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:31] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:34] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Without digging in my claws,
[22:38] [SONG] ---
    Tsume o tatezu ni
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    I'll put together plastic models.
[22:41] [SONG] ---
    puramo kumitateru
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat! Kerocat!
[22:45] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko Keroneko
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Kerocat tango!
[22:48] [SONG] ---
    Keroneko no tango
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Today's report:
    Nothing out of the ordinary.
[22:53] [SONG] ---
    Kyou no houkoku ijou nashi yo
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kero kero kero. Kero!
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    Kerokerokero Keero
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    Meoww!
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    nyaa