# Season 3 (104-154)
# E104 - Keroro: Farewell, Dear Keroro, Sir! / Keroro: Countdown to Destruction, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK03EW/keroro-farewell-dear-keroro-sir--keroro-countdown-to-destruction-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
***SIGN*** 2006 A.D.
**[01:32] ---**
2006 A.D.
**[01:34] ---**
Earth is suddenly invaded by a
mysterious extraterrestrial life form.
**[01:43] ---**
In the space of a moment,
the planet is in ruins.
**[01:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[01:55] ---**
How could you do this to the Earth?!
**[01:58] ---**
And now my mission is complete.
**[02:02] ---**
It is time to go our separate ways at last.
**[02:05] ---**
But...
**[02:06] ---**
Farewell, Master Fuyuki!
**[02:09] ---**
Wait, Sarge!
**[02:11] ---**
Don't go!
**[02:19] ---**
Sarge!
**[02:30] ---**
Earth has been thoroughly invaded.
**[02:34] ---**
And so, Sergeant Keroro departed Earth.
**[02:39] ---**
Sarge!
**[02:44] ---**
Don't go!
**[02:48] ---**
As if that could really happen!
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, just a dream...
**[02:53] ---**
Fuyuki! Hey, Fuyuki!
**[02:56] ---**
Sis, are you okay?
**[02:57] ---**
What's up?
**[03:02] ---**
Fuyuki! Are you all right?!
**[03:06] ---**
Did my...
**[03:08] ---**
...dream come true?!
**[03:13] ---**
Keroro: Farewell, Dear Keroro, Sir!
**[03:18] ---**
What is this gunk? What's going on?
***SIGN*** Squish Squish Squish
**[03:21] ---**
That stupid frog is obviously behind it!
***SIGN*** Drip Drip Drip
**[03:25] ---**
The door's too slippery to open!
**[03:27] ---**
We can't go to school like this!
**[03:30] ---**
Darn it! That stupid frog!
**[03:33] ---**
He's gonna pay for this!
**[03:34] ---**
Kero kero kero kero!
***SIGN*** Kerokerokerokero...
**[03:45] ---**
Sis!
***SIGN*** Trash Trash Trash
**[03:47] ---**
Vacuuming!
**[03:49] ---**
Sarge!
**[03:51] ---**
Kero kero kero kero!
**[03:52] ---**
Cleaning up the kitchen and dishes, too!
**[03:55] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[03:58] ---**
Kero!
**[03:58] ---**
Hey!
**[03:59] ---**
Kero kerori...
**[04:00] ---**
Kero kero...
**[04:02] ---**
Get back here!
**[04:04] ---**
The washing machine is fun!
**[04:10] ---**
Why, you...
***SIGN*** Fury
**[04:13] ---**
...stupid frog!
**[04:17] ---**
From now on, as my captives,
you two will clean,
**[04:19] ---**
do the laundry, cook, and handle
all other household chores!
**[04:23] ---**
And you don't get any allowance, either!
**[04:26] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[04:28] ---**
Kero kerori...
**[04:29] ---**
The Hinata house has been captured.
**[04:31] ---**
It's now a giant prison!
**[04:33] ---**
Give it up!
**[04:35] ---**
It will go easier on you if you become my
obedient servants without any muss or fuss.
**[04:40] ---**
Kero kero kero kero...
**[04:42] ---**
Let's go after him, Fuyuki!
**[04:43] ---**
R-Right...
**[04:45] ---**
I have a bad feeling about this.
**[04:48] ---**
That dream may prove to be prophetic.
**[04:51] ---**
What are you muttering to yourself about?!
**[04:52] ---**
Just keep running!
**[04:54] ---**
Kero kerori.
**[04:56] ---**
All of their weaknesses are obvious.
**[04:59] ---**
As for that formidable enemy, Lady Mom,
**[05:01] ---**
she'll be stuck at work until
Mr. Yoshizaki finishes his manuscript.
***SIGN*** Stuck like a sardine in a can
**[05:06] ---**
The total invasion of the Hinata house
**[05:08] ---**
was actually very simple.
**[05:09] ---**
Do it.
**[05:11] ---**
Roger!
**[05:12] ---**
This is Nart One. Commence the operation.
**[05:16] ---**
This is Dart One. Roger.
**[05:18] ---**
Ninja Art: Fake Horse!
**[05:25] ---**
Th-Those footprints...
**[05:27] ---**
Like in 1855,
**[05:29] ---**
in Devonshire, England, when the
devil's footprints were found?!
**[05:33] ---**
If the same footprints are here...
**[05:37] ---**
...then maybe this is proof
***SIGN*** Viva Occult!
**[05:39] ---**
that some kind of space alien
was in England at the time!
**[05:42] ---**
That's great!
***SIGN*** Viva! Occult!
**[05:43] ---**
Fuyuki, where are you going?!
**[05:46] ---**
Trapping occult fan Master Fuyuki
**[05:49] ---**
is like taking candy from a baby Keronian.
**[05:52] ---**
New Leaves One, seal the deal.
**[05:56] ---**
New Leaves One, here. Roger.
**[06:02] ---**
A crystal skull!
**[06:04] ---**
And it shows signs of
super-ancient cavity treatment!
**[06:08] ---**
A mysterious thing like this is called
an "out of place artifact," right?
***SIGN*** It's OOPArt!!
**[06:11] ---**
Awesome! This could be a new discovery...
**[06:16] ---**
Tama tama tama...
**[06:18] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[06:19] ---**
Come on, where did you go?
**[06:21] ---**
Okay, let's move on to Lady Natsumi.
**[06:23] ---**
Skull One, what's the situation?
**[06:26] ---**
This is Skull One. It's roasting perfectly.
**[06:29] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki!
**[06:34] ---**
This smell...
**[06:39] ---**
Baked sweet potato?
**[06:40] ---**
Could this be...
**[06:42] ---**
...Giroro's?
**[06:47] ---**
Who's there?!
**[06:48] ---**
Hi, Natsumi-chan.
**[06:49] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai?
**[06:51] ---**
W-What are you doing here?
**[06:53] ---**
Of course, I came so the two of us
**[06:56] ---**
could share that sweet potato.
**[06:59] ---**
S-Senpai... The two of us, you say...
**[07:11] ---**
Sis, are you okay?
**[07:13] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[07:14] ---**
Kero kero kero!
**[07:16] ---**
Have you two realized what you're up against?
**[07:19] ---**
The invaders have shown their true colors
at last, and bared their fangs!
**[07:23] ---**
But wait a second... isn't
something strange about them?
**[07:27] ---**
Oh, I see. They're redesigned for
the beginning of the third year!
***SIGN*** Resdesigned to Commemorate Three Years!!
**[07:31] ---**
Is that really it?
**[07:33] ---**
Stupid frog! Set us free!
**[07:36] ---**
This is just mean, Sarge!
What happened to you?
**[07:39] ---**
Mean, shmean!
**[07:41] ---**
We're just carrying out
our mission as invaders!
**[07:45] ---**
Kero kerori!
**[07:46] ---**
You're acting kind of weird, Sarge.
Come to your senses!
**[07:50] ---**
Not "kind of," *really* weird!
**[07:53] ---**
The new Gundam plastic model
comes out tomorrow, right?
**[07:57] ---**
We made a plan to go out and
buy it together, remember?
**[08:00] ---**
Gundam plastic model?
**[08:02] ---**
Ah! You mean like this?
**[08:04] ---**
Whoops. It slipped out of my hand.
**[08:08] ---**
I'm not interested in that crap anymore.
**[08:12] ---**
What...?!
**[08:13] ---**
The stupid frog deep-sixed his
Gundam plastic model collection?
**[08:16] ---**
Maybe they weren't only redesigned,
but had their personalities changed, too?
***SIGN*** Height Weight Rank: Sergeant
**[08:19] ---**
That's right!
**[08:21] ---**
We're not the same frogs we were last week!
**[08:23] ---**
All of us have been reborn!
**[08:26] ---**
Why does something feel wrong here?
**[08:27] ---**
Giroro, you too?!
**[08:29] ---**
That's right. We're invaders!
**[08:32] ---**
This is my true form!
**[08:39] ---**
And this is mine!
**[08:41] ---**
I am not the same background
character that you remember!
**[08:45] ---**
This is Dororo-kun's precious music box,
which I broke when we were kids!
**[08:49] ---**
Thump!
**[08:50] ---**
Trauma Switch... on?
**[08:53] ---**
Huh? It's not connecting.
**[08:55] ---**
I've been reborn, too!
**[08:58] ---**
Ugly jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[09:00] ---**
Goodbye to that!
***SIGN*** Kooky Cookies Potato Chips Yummy Boy Curls
**[09:01] ---**
Delicious snacks!
**[09:03] ---**
Goodbye to that!
**[09:04] ---**
And...
**[09:06] ---**
...goodbye to my respect for Mr. Sergeant.
***SIGN*** Disrespectful
**[09:10] ---**
A-Actually, Private Tamama,
**[09:12] ---**
I'd rather you didn't say goodbye to that...
**[09:16] ---**
I've been reborn, too!
**[09:18] ---**
But how have I been reborn, you ask?
***SIGN*** Banned Words
**[09:22] ---**
I can't say it on TV.
**[09:25] ---**
Kero kero kero kero!
***SIGN*** Kerokerokerokero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
**[09:32] ---**
W-What is that...
**[09:34] ---**
...weird intensity?
**[09:36] ---**
What's wrong, you guys?
**[09:38] ---**
And now we begin the invasion at last!
**[09:41] ---**
Begin!
**[09:55] ---**
With this Keroro Robo 2,
**[09:57] ---**
we'll invade the whole planet!
**[10:00] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Tohoku Hot Springs Tour
**[10:16] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:18] ---**
I'll save you!
**[10:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[10:25] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[10:29] ---**
Sarge?
**[10:30] ---**
Yes?
**[10:31] ---**
Your face is different from before!
***SIGN*** Before
**[10:33] ---**
You guys are impostors!
**[10:35] ---**
Gero?
**[10:36] ---**
No, no!
**[10:38] ---**
They're the impostors! We're the real things!
**[10:41] ---**
R-Really?!
**[10:43] ---**
You look alike, so I was totally fooled!
***SIGN*** The Real One
***SIGN*** The Fake One
**[10:46] ---**
Me, too!
**[10:47] ---**
Actually, me too!
**[10:49] ---**
You'd think you'd notice...
**[10:51] ---**
But where did those impostors come from?
**[10:53] ---**
Gero?
**[10:54] ---**
While we were away on a company trip,
**[10:57] ---**
we left those copy robots in charge.
**[11:00] ---**
Robots?
**[11:01] ---**
Then the robots have their
own wills and revolted?
**[11:05] ---**
Oh, no.
**[11:06] ---**
I just put the wrong mode on.
***SIGN*** Housework Invasion Rest
**[11:11] ---**
Yep, there it is.
**[11:12] ---**
I meant to put it on housework mode before
we left, but it's in invasion mode.
**[11:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are too careless!
**[11:18] ---**
Well, I was thinking about
the hot spring trip...
**[11:22] ---**
So you *are* responsible for this...
**[11:25] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi!
**[11:27] ---**
Look, I brought back souvenirs!
***SIGN*** Grilled Rice Sticks
**[11:29] ---**
Akita's specialty, grilled rice sticks,
Sendai's specialty, pureed bamboo fish cakes,
***SIGN*** Bamboo Fish Cakes
**[11:33] ---**
and Iwate's specialty,
ground sesame dumplings!
**[11:35] ---**
You stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Fury
**[11:38] ---**
Gero! I'm sorry!
**[11:40] ---**
I'm not letting you off the hook this time!
**[11:43] ---**
Is it really over?
**[11:43] ---**
No allowance for three months!
**[11:46] ---**
No!
**[11:47] ---**
That ill-omened dream I had this morning...
**[11:51] ---**
I have a feeling something really
bad is about to happen...
**[11:55] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's premonition will hit the mark
in our second half, after these commercials.
**[12:00] ---**
So don't change the channel!
**[12:09] ---**
A fine spring afternoon...
***SIGN*** Wobble Wobble Wobble Wobble
**[12:12] ---**
Kero...
**[12:15] ---**
One alien is basking in the sun.
**[12:20] ---**
What a gorgeous day...
**[12:24] ---**
A tea stalk is floating upright!
***SIGN*** Tea Stalk Floating Upright
**[12:26] ---**
That's a lucky omen!
***SIGN*** Sank
**[12:30] ---**
What's the point of enjoying the peace?
***SIGN*** Wobble Wobble Wobble Wobble
**[12:33] ---**
We're supposed to be invaders!
**[12:36] ---**
Forget your tea stalk!
**[12:37] ---**
Where's this outburst coming from?!
**[12:39] ---**
Why did you have to interrupt
when I was refreshing my mind?!
**[12:41] ---**
You had plenty of time for that
when we were on our company trip!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Tohoku Hot Springs Tour
**[12:44] ---**
When you think about it,
***SIGN*** Resdesigned to Commemorate Three Years!!
**[12:47] ---**
copy robots or not,
we should've let them invade!
**[12:51] ---**
That's what you say, but the first thing
you did was save Lady Natsumi!
**[12:55] ---**
S-Shut up! Just think of an invasion plan!
**[12:59] ---**
I don't need you to tell me that!
I was thinking about it!
**[13:01] ---**
Liar!
**[13:02] ---**
Don't just say the first thing
that comes to mind!
**[13:04] ---**
I'm not lying!
**[13:05] ---**
Then what kind of plan have you got?
**[13:07] ---**
Tell me what it is! Show me!
**[13:10] ---**
I'll tell you! I'll show you!
**[13:11] ---**
Jeez!
**[13:12] ---**
What's wrong? Show me what it is! Tell me!
**[13:12] ---**
What are they doing?! Man, they're noisy!
**[13:18] ---**
Ow!
**[13:20] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[13:21] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?! Are you okay?!
**[13:24] ---**
I stubbed my little toe on the
corner of the chest of drawers!
**[13:29] ---**
It hurt!
**[13:30] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:31] ---**
Gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Evil Plot
**[13:33] ---**
I can use that!
**[13:39] ---**
Keroro: Countdown to Destruction, Sir!
**[13:44] ---**
And so,
**[13:45] ---**
if you stub your little toe on
the corner of a chest of drawers,
**[13:48] ---**
it's extremely painful,
**[13:50] ---**
a fact that's recently been
brought to my attention.
**[13:52] ---**
True, it is very painful!
**[13:55] ---**
What about it?
**[13:57] ---**
In short, we can use that for the invasion!
**[14:01] ---**
What does the corner of a chest of drawers
have to do with the invasion?!
**[14:04] ---**
Well, observe.
**[14:06] ---**
It's a normal chest of drawers.
**[14:10] ---**
It's a self-propelled chest of drawers.
**[14:12] ---**
In other words, a moving chest.
**[14:13] ---**
When a little toe is detected, it calculates
the most painful place to bump,
**[14:18] ---**
and then attacks on its own,
per my programming.
**[14:21] ---**
Useless.
**[14:26] ---**
We'll scatter these self-propelled
chests all over the world,
**[14:29] ---**
they'll smash against the little toes
of the Pekoponians,
**[14:32] ---**
who'll then be paralyzed with pain,
which is when we'll invade.
**[14:34] ---**
And that is my grand yet peaceful plan.
**[14:38] ---**
Will it really work that well?
**[14:40] ---**
You'd better not underestimate
the corner of a chest.
**[14:43] ---**
Even Lady Natsumi
**[14:45] ---**
howled in pain when she ran afoul of one.
**[14:47] ---**
It hurts!
**[14:50] ---**
T-True, it does seem to be worth a shot.
**[14:52] ---**
Yeah, right?
**[14:54] ---**
For starters,
**[14:55] ---**
we'll distribute these self-propelled
chests all over Okutokyo.
**[14:59] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[15:01] ---**
So on my way out today,
**[15:03] ---**
I stubbed my little toe on the corner of a
chest of drawers, and it hurt like the dickens!
**[15:08] ---**
Oh! 623-san, too?!
**[15:08] ---**
Why is it always the little toe?
**[15:11] ---**
I've never banged my big toe.
**[15:11] ---**
I know! I'll write him a postcard saying
I hit my toe on the corner of a chest, too!
**[15:13] ---**
So you should watch out
for those little toes.
**[15:15] ---**
Let's see...
**[15:17] ---**
And be careful around chests of drawers.
**[15:17] ---**
Postcards, postcards...
***SIGN*** Crack
**[15:19] ---**
Ow!
**[15:22] ---**
Huh. Sorry to hear that.
**[15:24] ---**
I imagine the chest of drawers at
your house is huge, Nishizawa-san,
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Chest of Drawers
Image
**[15:27] ---**
so bumping into it would
be extremely painful.
**[15:29] ---**
The chest wasn't that big,
**[15:32] ---**
but it did hurt a little.
**[15:34] ---**
You be careful too, Fuyuki-kun.
**[15:36] ---**
Okay. Come to think of it, I think Sis was
saying she stubbed her little toe earlier.
**[15:38] ---**
It hurts...
**[15:42] ---**
Could this be...
**[15:44] ---**
...synchronicity?
***SIGN*** Synchronicity (meaningful coincidence)
**[15:47] ---**
Certainly, there was a case
in France in 1987,
**[15:51] ---**
in which everyone in a certain town hit
their Achilles' heel at the same time...
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Ow!
**[16:00] ---**
Ow!
**[16:00] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun?!
**[16:01] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[16:03] ---**
Fuyuki-kun? Fuyuki-kun?!
**[16:03] ---**
What's a chest of drawers doing here?
**[16:05] ---**
Paul, get ready! We're going
to Fuyuki-kun's house!
**[16:09] ---**
Emergency deployment! Emergency deployment!
**[16:18] ---**
Therefore, I alone shall accompany you.
**[16:22] ---**
What the heck is going on here?!
**[16:24] ---**
I wonder if something's happened...
**[16:27] ---**
I'm back.
**[16:31] ---**
Bro!
**[16:32] ---**
Yeouch!
**[16:33] ---**
Ow!
**[16:34] ---**
Ouch!
**[16:35] ---**
Yeow!
**[16:37] ---**
Ouch!
**[16:37] ---**
What in the world
**[16:38] ---**
is going on here?!
**[16:47] ---**
What is a chest of drawers doing here?
***SIGN*** Crack
**[16:50] ---**
I let down my guard!
**[16:54] ---**
99.7, 99.8,
**[16:57] ---**
99.9...
**[16:58] ---**
100%!
**[17:00] ---**
The chest accuracy rate
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Total Domination
**[17:02] ---**
has reached 100% of Inner-Tokyoites!
**[17:05] ---**
Or, like, working wonders?
**[17:06] ---**
What do you think about the
miserable condition of this town?
**[17:09] ---**
My plan is perfect!
**[17:12] ---**
You're amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:13] ---**
Will it work? This time,
could it really work?
**[17:17] ---**
Now, let's aim for the whole world!
Chest mother ship, takeoff!
***SIGN*** Upcoming Victory
**[17:21] ---**
Roger!
**[17:22] ---**
Or, like, cleared for takeoff!
***SIGN*** Takeoff
**[17:25] ---**
Activating wide area anti-barrier!
**[17:40] ---**
Are you okay, Fuyuki-kun?
**[17:42] ---**
Yeah, I'm fine now.
**[17:44] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:45] ---**
But it's strange.
**[17:47] ---**
What are the chances that all of us would
stub our little toe against a chest?
**[17:52] ---**
True...
**[17:53] ---**
Maybe...
**[17:59] ---**
It figures.
**[18:06] ---**
The stupid frog is behind this!
**[18:13] ---**
This is...
**[18:14] ---**
My little toes can't take that!
**[18:16] ---**
Leave this to Paul!
**[18:22] ---**
Let's foil their plans, my pinkie!
***SIGN*** Bandaged Little Toe 100 Slashing Kicks!
**[18:33] ---**
Now! While you have a chance!
**[18:36] ---**
Thank you!
**[18:39] ---**
Paul!
**[18:41] ---**
Milady...
**[18:43] ---**
Please be safe!
**[18:46] ---**
Paul!
**[18:48] ---**
Paul!
**[18:52] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:53] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[18:54] ---**
Momocchi, too!
**[18:56] ---**
I was right! This *is* your doing!
**[18:58] ---**
Stop this, Sarge!
**[19:00] ---**
If you cause any more trouble for Fuyuki-kun,
**[19:03] ---**
I'll put you in check with the military might
of the Nishizawa family!
**[19:07] ---**
Um...
**[19:08] ---**
That might be overreacting a little...
**[19:10] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[19:12] ---**
It's not an overreaction at all.
**[19:15] ---**
The problem is...
**[19:16] ---**
...you're all too late!
***SIGN*** Brimming With Confidence
**[19:21] ---**
Right now, my fleet of chest mother ships
**[19:24] ---**
is deploying around the world,
and they're full of self-propelled chests!
**[19:40] ---**
What?!
**[19:41] ---**
Around the world?
**[19:42] ---**
Indeed.
**[19:43] ---**
As all Pekoponians faint in agony from
stubbing their little toes against a chest,
**[19:48] ---**
they'll kneel before us!
**[19:52] ---**
I-It feels like we can really invade!
**[19:56] ---**
Well, I'm not surprised.
**[20:01] ---**
The countdown towards total
domination of Pekopon
**[20:04] ---**
starts now!
**[20:06] ---**
9! 8! 7!
**[20:09] ---**
6! 5!
**[20:11] ---**
Around the world...
**[20:11] ---**
4!
**[20:12] ---**
3! 2!
**[20:14] ---**
1!
**[20:15] ---**
It won't work, Sarge.
**[20:17] ---**
Huh?
**[20:21] ---**
W-Why won't it work?
**[20:24] ---**
After all...
**[20:25] ---**
Gero?
**[20:27] ---**
After alll...
***SIGN*** Viva America!
**[20:29] ---**
...Americans wear their shoes
even in the house!
**[20:34] ---**
Meanwhile, at Melody Honey-san's
house in America...
***SIGN*** America: Melody Honey's Residence
***SIGN*** Crack
**[20:42] ---**
What?
**[20:45] ---**
Oh, no problem!
**[20:47] ---**
It doesn't hurt!
**[20:54] ---**
But even in Japan, some people
wear their shoes in the house.
**[20:58] ---**
Yeah, that's true.
**[21:00] ---**
People wear shoes in their houses
in other countries, too!
**[21:02] ---**
Then it's a bust!
**[21:04] ---**
And so Sergeant Keroro's
fearsome plan ended in failure.
**[21:08] ---**
But it felt like we were one step away
from success with this plan!
**[21:12] ---**
Your idiotic plans
**[21:14] ---**
always have some fundamental flaw!
**[21:17] ---**
That's not true!
**[21:19] ---**
For a while there, you had faith
we'd be victorious, didn't you?
**[21:22] ---**
You wept tears of gratitude!
**[21:24] ---**
Enough idle gossip!
**[21:26] ---**
Gero!
**[21:27] ---**
But it's true!
**[21:29] ---**
Quiet!
**[21:38] ---**
What in the world is that?
**[21:41] ---**
It seems HQ sent it here.
**[21:44] ---**
They found out we left copy robots behind
while we went on that company trip.
**[21:48] ---**
Gero!
**[21:49] ---**
It sounds like they're furious.
**[21:53] ---**
It says we had better invade
in the next six months.
**[21:55] ---**
Otherwise, they'll send us home.
**[21:57] ---**
Gero!
**[21:58] ---**
Half a year?!
**[22:00] ---**
Maybe that number...
**[22:07] ---**
...is the countdown to the invasion?!
**[22:10] ---**
Wow! Sergeant Keroro has suddenly
been driven into a corner!
**[22:13] ---**
Invasion or evacuation?
**[22:16] ---**
There are 175 more days
until the day of destiny!
***SIGN*** 175 Days Until the Invasion
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
This is Tamama! Sweet and delicious cherry
blossom rice cakes are in full bloom!
***SIGN*** Very Sweet
Special White Chocolate
***SIGN*** Bun
***SIGN*** Instant Dumpling
***SIGN*** Instant Dumpling Burger 150 yen!
**[23:57] ---**
Do not give up, my instant dumplings!
**[23:59] ---**
That aside, I have a bad feeling
about dead stock!
**[24:02] ---**
Am I not good enough for you?!
***SIGN*** Glare
**[24:05] ---**
"Keroro: Grand Reopening Smile Sale, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Daikon Radish
***SIGN*** Cabbage
***SIGN*** Carrot
***SIGN*** Green Pepper
***SIGN*** Celery
Lotus Root
***SIGN*** Vegetable Juice
**[24:09] ---**
"Momoka: Lovey-Dovey Battle Royal at
the Cherry Blossom Viewing Party, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Vegetable Burger 130 yen!
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E105 - Keroro: Grand Reopening Smile Sale, Sir! / Momoka: Lovey-Dovey Battle Royal at the Cherry Blossom Viewing Party, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05MJ2/keroro-grand-reopening-smile-sale-sir--momoka-lovey-dovey-battle-royal-at-the-cherry-blossom-viewing-party-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:33] ---**
This is the device that's counting down
**[01:36] ---**
to the deadline for the Keroro Platoon
to invade Pekopon... that is, Earth!
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[01:42] ---**
They were dragging their feet, so
Keron HQ gave them a deadline at last.
**[01:47] ---**
169 days left?!
**[01:52] ---**
This really puts the pressure on us...
**[01:56] ---**
There's no way out, huh?
**[01:57] ---**
Or, like, cannot escape?
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion
**[01:59] ---**
What should we do? What should
we do? What should I do?!
**[02:02] ---**
What should we do?!
***SIGN*** Troubled
**[02:07] ---**
Th-That's it!
**[02:09] ---**
This calls for...
**[02:11] ---**
...waiting 'til next week!
**[02:14] ---**
That's not gonna cut it!
**[02:17] ---**
Now hurry up and think of a
legit way to invade Pekopon!
**[02:21] ---**
No, no, no! I beg to differ!
**[02:23] ---**
"Hurry up" is not the way to go about this.
**[02:25] ---**
Say what?!
**[02:26] ---**
I guess you're not familiar
with the Pekopon expression,
**[02:29] ---**
"haste makes waste," huh?
***SIGN*** Haste makes waste.
**[02:32] ---**
Haste makes waste.
**[02:34] ---**
No, I'm not!
**[02:36] ---**
It's hard not to get nervous with this here,
**[02:38] ---**
but at a time like this, soldiers
should deal with it with fortitude.
**[02:43] ---**
That's my Mr. Sergeant!
**[02:45] ---**
You have an admirable mindset!
**[02:47] ---**
Or, like, regal bearing?
***SIGN*** Regal Bearing
**[02:48] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:50] ---**
Because it is a time like this,
we'll slowly invade
**[02:53] ---**
before the Pekoponians
realize what's happened!
**[02:58] ---**
To put it bluntly, the concept is...
***SIGN*** Invading Through Becoming Established
**[03:00] ---**
...invading Pekopon through
becoming established...
**[03:03] ---**
...sir!
**[03:07] ---**
Keroro: Grand Reopening Smile Sale, Sir!
***SIGN*** Suzuki Realty
**[03:13] ---**
Huh...
***SIGN*** Ice Cream
**[03:15] ---**
I didn't know this store was still around.
***SIGN*** Yamada Tatami Shop
**[03:17] ---**
This shopping arcade brings back memories.
**[03:19] ---**
Yeah. We haven't been here for a while.
***SIGN*** Everyone's Shopping Arcade
**[03:22] ---**
But they really opened
a hamburger joint here?
**[03:26] ---**
According to the flyer, it's around here...
***SIGN*** Burger
**[03:29] ---**
There it is.
**[03:31] ---**
Huh. It's pretty popular.
**[03:35] ---**
Hello. Welcome!
**[03:37] ---**
Mois-chan?!
**[03:39] ---**
Is that for here? Or to go?
**[03:42] ---**
So she's working here!
**[03:44] ---**
I had no idea.
**[03:46] ---**
Here are your Big Keroro Keroro French fries.
**[03:49] ---**
The stupid frog!
**[03:50] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:52] ---**
Sarge, what are you doing?
**[03:57] ---**
Keroro Burger?!
**[04:00] ---**
I'm sure it's just "Gero gero gero!
**[04:02] ---**
Opening hamburger shops all over the world
**[04:05] ---**
is our foothold to invading Pekopon!"
**[04:08] ---**
Isn't that your real motive?
**[04:09] ---**
N-N-N-N-Not at all!
**[04:11] ---**
We're totally serious about this!
**[04:13] ---**
Eat this!
***SIGN*** Sizzle
**[04:23] ---**
You'll never be able to survive
on the battlefield without it!
***SIGN*** Bullets
***SIGN*** Charred Meat
***SIGN*** Weeds
**[04:28] ---**
Giroro's special "Front Line Burger,"
**[04:30] ---**
which gives you a taste of
survival and costs 100 yen...
***SIGN*** Front Line Burger 100 yen!
**[04:33] ---**
...but might be a bit of a stretch.
**[04:45] ---**
It's really sweet, with an
Instant Dumpling inside!
***SIGN*** Very Sweet
Special White Chocolate
***SIGN*** Bun
***SIGN*** Instant Dumpling
**[04:49] ---**
A sweet revolution comes to hamburgers
**[04:52] ---**
with Tamama's special "Instant Dumpling
Burger," which costs 150 yen.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumpling Burger 150 yen!
**[04:55] ---**
That may actually be pretty good...
**[04:58] ---**
Click!
**[05:02] ---**
With an audacious cutting method
**[05:04] ---**
and freshness you can't miss, try Kululu's
special "Vegetable Burger" for 130 yen!
***SIGN*** Cabbage
***SIGN*** Green Pepper
***SIGN*** Daikon Radish
***SIGN*** Celery
Lotus Root
***SIGN*** Carrot
***SIGN*** Vegetable Juice
**[05:08] ---**
Well, the ingredients aren't bad, but...
***SIGN*** Vegetable Burger 130 yen!
**[05:13] ---**
And for an extraordinary smile
that soothes even the most
**[05:16] ---**
exhausted heart: 500 yen...
***SIGN*** Extraordinary Smile
500 yen
**[05:18] ---**
They sell something like that?
**[05:21] ---**
If the entire Keroro platoon can blend in
with Pekopon society like this,
**[05:25] ---**
we can be diligent workers.
**[05:29] ---**
We're acting laudably,
and you're skeptical?!
**[05:33] ---**
Are you saying Keronians
can't live normal lives here?
**[05:36] ---**
I... I wouldn't go that far...
**[05:39] ---**
You certainly could!
**[05:41] ---**
...but you really don't have
some ulterior motive here?
**[05:46] ---**
You have no trust in us?!
**[05:49] ---**
Oh, woe is me! Woe, I say!
**[05:52] ---**
Don't cry, Sarge.
**[05:54] ---**
Sis, why don't you believe him?
**[05:56] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:02] ---**
All right, fine.
**[06:04] ---**
Yahoo, yahoo! Now you're talking!
**[06:07] ---**
Well, I've got work to do, so see you later.
**[06:11] ---**
Take your time.
**[06:14] ---**
This is just suspicious.
**[06:16] ---**
Welcome! Would you like fries with that?
**[06:20] ---**
Is that for here?
**[06:22] ---**
Or to go? A smile?
**[06:25] ---**
Certainly!
**[06:28] ---**
That'll be 500 yen.
**[06:30] ---**
Sure!
**[06:31] ---**
I'll take a smile, too!
**[06:32] ---**
Me, too!
**[06:33] ---**
I want a smile, too!
**[06:35] ---**
Lady Mois's impeccable customer service
**[06:37] ---**
is bringing in more and more customers!
**[06:44] ---**
Keep it up!
**[06:47] ---**
Th-That woman!
**[06:49] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:50] ---**
She's so full of herself!
***SIGN*** Glare
**[06:54] ---**
I am contributing to the bottom line, too,
**[06:56] ---**
to impress Mr. Sergeant!
**[07:03] ---**
Enjoy your meal.
**[07:05] ---**
Would you like a drink with that?
**[07:07] ---**
Here you are.
**[07:09] ---**
It looks tough for Mois-chan
to do it all herself.
**[07:11] ---**
Hey, let's help her out.
**[07:15] ---**
Hey, dumbo,
**[07:16] ---**
can we really invade Pekopon like this?
**[07:21] ---**
You can't get any closer to
Pekoponians than with hamburgers.
**[07:25] ---**
For the concept of "invading
Pekopon through close contact,"
**[07:28] ---**
there's no better cover than this!
***SIGN*** Invading Through Becoming Established
**[07:31] ---**
So they went with it.
**[07:33] ---**
If we keep increasing the branches,
**[07:35] ---**
we'll soon easily have over 10,000 shops!
***SIGN*** Goal 10,000 Shops
**[07:38] ---**
Our profits will rise and rise until eventually,
Pekopon becomes ours!
**[07:43] ---**
Hey! There are only six of us in the platoon!
**[07:46] ---**
Who's gonna run those 10,000 stores?!
**[07:48] ---**
Huh? I forgot about that.
**[07:49] ---**
Idiot! That's one of the basics of business!
**[07:52] ---**
Sarge, how does this look?
**[07:56] ---**
Well, it's for Mois-chan's sake.
**[07:58] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[08:01] ---**
Powerful reinforcements are a huge help!
**[08:07] ---**
One smile, please!
**[08:08] ---**
S-Sure...
**[08:10] ---**
A smile, right?
***SIGN*** Smile 500 yen
**[08:13] ---**
I want a smile, too!
**[08:14] ---**
A smile, please!
**[08:16] ---**
R-Right. One smile, coming up...
**[08:20] ---**
My army is overwhelming!
**[08:23] ---**
This will double our sales in no time!
**[08:25] ---**
That was a great smile.
**[08:27] ---**
Yeah...
**[08:28] ---**
Thank you for coming in!
**[08:30] ---**
Corporal, what are you doing?
**[08:32] ---**
O-Oh, uh, I don't mean anything by this.
**[08:35] ---**
It doesn't mean much.
**[08:36] ---**
Sure. A smile, right?
**[08:39] ---**
I cannot lose to that woman!
***SIGN*** Flour Red Beans Sweet Potatoes
**[08:43] ---**
Huh? Huh? Huh?
**[08:47] ---**
Still, paying wages to the siblings
**[08:49] ---**
is an unexpected expense.
**[08:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! There's an emergency!
**[08:55] ---**
Huh?
**[08:57] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[08:59] ---**
There's an emergency! I'm out of ingredients!
**[09:02] ---**
Are we selling that many?!
**[09:05] ---**
Hello? It's Keroro.
**[09:08] ---**
Could you get another load of
hamburgers over here on the double?
**[09:11] ---**
About 3,000? Impossible?!
**[09:13] ---**
Try to figure some way. Please!
**[09:16] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I will ask him face-to-face!
**[09:20] ---**
I will bring back a motherload!
**[09:23] ---**
With that many ingredients gone,
**[09:25] ---**
how much profit must we be making?
**[09:28] ---**
We have an emergency, Sarge!
**[09:30] ---**
You too, Master Fuyuki?!
**[09:32] ---**
Are you okay?
**[09:33] ---**
No problem, sir!
**[09:35] ---**
If it's about running out of ingredients,
**[09:38] ---**
Tamama is on his way to get more!
**[09:40] ---**
He should be back soon...
**[09:46] ---**
G-Gero gero?
**[09:48] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! I brought back
**[09:51] ---**
enough ingredients for 500,000 burgers!
**[09:53] ---**
Well done, Private Tamama!
**[09:54] ---**
With this many ingredients,
**[09:56] ---**
we're ready for hordes of customers!
**[09:59] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[10:01] ---**
That's not it...
**[10:02] ---**
Gero?
**[10:03] ---**
A smile, please!
**[10:04] ---**
One for me, too!
**[10:06] ---**
Would you like fries with that?
**[10:08] ---**
No, thanks.
**[10:09] ---**
Then...
**[10:11] ---**
I recommend the Big Keroro.
**[10:13] ---**
I don't need that stuff.
Just a smile, please.
**[10:16] ---**
A smile, right?
**[10:17] ---**
Certainly.
**[10:18] ---**
There you go. One smile.
**[10:21] ---**
So only the 500-yen smiles are selling?
**[10:25] ---**
Yeah. All of the hamburgers
are just sitting there.
**[10:30] ---**
Gero?! Then...
**[10:32] ---**
...we didn't need any of these ingredients?!
**[10:36] ---**
Much obliged! Thank you for buying all those
ingredients for your hamburgers!
**[10:42] ---**
Ahhh, about that...
**[10:44] ---**
Yes, here's the bill.
**[10:48] ---**
G-Gero-ro-ro-ro!
**[10:52] ---**
The bill is 30,000 times higher
than their earnings thus far.
***SIGN*** Deep in the Red
**[10:58] ---**
That's right. At a time like this...
**[11:01] ---**
...you have to smile!
**[11:03] ---**
Lady Mois, Lady Natsumi!
**[11:04] ---**
Please keep those smiles coming!
**[11:07] ---**
I can't!
**[11:08] ---**
Gero?!
**[11:09] ---**
All this smiling is making my face cramp.
**[11:12] ---**
Uncle... I can't do it anymore, either...
**[11:17] ---**
Or, like, unfair labor?
**[11:19] ---**
All right, we're going home!
**[11:21] ---**
Sorry, Sarge!
**[11:24] ---**
Kids these days are quitters!
**[11:27] ---**
Gero?! Fine!
**[11:29] ---**
We'll do it ourselves!
**[11:31] ---**
Hey! How long are you gonna make me wait?!
**[11:33] ---**
Thank you for your patience!
**[11:41] ---**
Hello!
**[11:43] ---**
Welcome!
**[11:44] ---**
How about...
**[11:45] ---**
...a smile?
***SIGN*** Grin
**[11:53] ---**
R-Right now...
**[11:54] ---**
...dinner service smiles are free!
**[11:58] ---**
G-Grin...
***SIGN*** Burger Opening Today
**[12:00] ---**
And so, Keroro Burger went out of business.
**[12:03] ---**
But it did bring a little more interest back
to that back-alley shopping arcade.
**[12:17] ---**
The height of spring is the season
of love for everything that is alive.
**[12:24] ---**
And indeed, here is a young maiden in love.
**[12:28] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:29] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[12:30] ---**
U-Um, Fuyuki-kun...
**[12:33] ---**
How about a cherry blossom viewing party?
**[12:35] ---**
But the cherry blossoms are almost gone.
**[12:39] ---**
The cherry blossoms in our botanical garden
are just about to be in full bloom.
**[12:43] ---**
I'd like to see them!
**[12:45] ---**
Then I'll set it up!
**[12:47] ---**
I'll invite Sis and the platoon.
**[12:51] ---**
I was thinking it'd be a private party!
**[12:54] ---**
N-Nothing! I'm looking forward to it.
**[12:58] ---**
Paul, go ahead with that plan.
**[13:01] ---**
As you wish, milady.
**[13:04] ---**
A maiden will do anything for love.
**[13:12] ---**
Momoka: Lovey-dovey Battle Royal at
the Cherry Blossom Viewing Party, Sir!
***SIGN*** Somewhere in Asia
**[13:38] ---**
This is Yoshiokataira. I found the target!
**[13:41] ---**
Good job!
**[13:43] ---**
Dispatch a transport team immediately!
**[13:45] ---**
Roger!
**[13:46] ---**
Milady Momoka...
**[13:48] ---**
This should please you. It's been discovered.
**[13:54] ---**
Good work. Finally...
Finally, it will be mine.
**[13:58] ---**
That legendary cherry blossom...
**[14:00] ---**
Yes.
**[14:01] ---**
If a man and woman are standing intimately
under it, they'll be bound together.
**[14:06] ---**
In other words...
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[14:07] ---**
All right!
**[14:09] ---**
This'll make things lovey-dovey
between Fuyuki-kun and me!
**[14:21] ---**
That's right. We've begun the digging operation.
**[14:24] ---**
We expect to arrive with it by tomorrow.
**[14:27] ---**
It's bigger than we expected.
**[14:29] ---**
That's right. Roger!
**[14:35] ---**
It's loaded up! Cleared for takeoff!
**[14:46] ---**
Mission accomplished!
**[14:50] ---**
And so, the day of the cherry blossom
viewing party has come.
**[14:56] ---**
This is the special venue
for today's viewing party.
**[14:59] ---**
It's awesome, Nishizawa-san!
**[15:01] ---**
Oh, it's not all that...
**[15:03] ---**
Come to think of it, where are
Master Keroro and the others?
**[15:07] ---**
I don't really know...
**[15:09] ---**
...but they were out doing something else.
**[15:11] ---**
Yes! That works for me!
**[15:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[15:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Over here!
**[15:19] ---**
Momocchi! We have been waiting for you!
**[15:22] ---**
Huh? Sarge?
**[15:24] ---**
Is something wrong, Momocchi?
**[15:25] ---**
What are you guys doing here?
**[15:26] ---**
Nothing...
**[15:27] ---**
Saving a spot, of course!
**[15:29] ---**
The cherry blossom viewing party is a
traditional, precious ritual on Pekopon!
**[15:33] ---**
Or, like, antique-looking?
***SIGN*** Antique-Looking
**[15:35] ---**
Ritual...
**[15:36] ---**
This is no time to gaze at flowers!
**[15:38] ---**
We're running out of time!
**[15:40] ---**
No rush, no rush.
**[15:42] ---**
An ancient Pekopon general once said,
**[15:44] ---**
"Even on the battlefield,
do not forget elegance."
**[15:49] ---**
We should learn from the finer things.
***SIGN*** Elegance
**[15:52] ---**
You're only good at far-fetched arguments.
**[15:54] ---**
If you feel that way, Giroro,
you don't have to participate.
**[15:57] ---**
I... I'm here as your chaperone!
**[16:04] ---**
Everyone,
**[16:05] ---**
this is the cherry blossom tree that was
brought over especially for this lovely day.
**[16:09] ---**
It's a marvelous cherry blossom tree!
**[16:11] ---**
It's beautiful!
**[16:14] ---**
Let's take our time enjoying the
cherry blossoms this evening.
**[16:19] ---**
All right, start the music!
**[16:22] ---**
Join in, everybody!
**[16:35] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro...
**[16:36] ---**
Yay! That is fantastic, Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:39] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro...
***SIGN*** Momo Karaoke
10,000 Songs
**[16:52] ---**
Private Tamama...
**[16:54] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[16:58] ---**
H-Hey! What are you doing?!
**[17:01] ---**
U-Uncle, what's wrong?
**[17:04] ---**
What the heck are you guys doing?!
**[17:12] ---**
G-Giroro-sama!
**[17:15] ---**
M-Mois...
**[17:17] ---**
Giroro-sama!
**[17:19] ---**
Mois!
**[17:19] ---**
Hey, cut it out, you guys!
**[17:22] ---**
I'm waiting for the next song!
**[17:24] ---**
Giroro-sama...
**[17:25] ---**
Mois-tan...
**[17:26] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[17:28] ---**
Private Tamama...
**[17:29] ---**
Milady Momoko, the rumors were right!
**[17:34] ---**
They were...
**[17:35] ---**
And now I want them out of the way
so I can take the stage with Fuyuki-kun!
**[17:39] ---**
Yes, as you wish!
***SIGN*** Elimination Order
**[17:42] ---**
Elimination order!
**[17:43] ---**
Emergency! Emergency!
**[17:45] ---**
Clear the stage! Clear the stage!
**[17:49] ---**
Mission accomplished!
**[17:55] ---**
Jeez, what are they hanging around for?
**[17:58] ---**
I wanna set the next song!
**[18:00] ---**
Sis, something's not right here.
**[18:02] ---**
Oh? Well, if there ever is something right
where the stupid frog is involved, tell me.
**[18:08] ---**
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
**[18:12] ---**
And now, a duet
**[18:14] ---**
between Master Fuyuki and milady Momoka,
"An Invader In My Own Way"!
**[18:18] ---**
It's my turn next!
**[18:20] ---**
That's not fair, Fuyuki!
**[18:21] ---**
Huh? Me? I don't know anything about it!
**[18:23] ---**
Since it's already set up,
let's sing together, Fuyuki-kun.
**[18:27] ---**
S-Sure...
**[18:30] ---**
If we're next to each other
under the cherry blossom tree...
**[18:34] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:35] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:37] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:38] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:39] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[18:40] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[18:42] ---**
Oh! Everything's happening so fast!
**[18:44] ---**
But it's fate...
**[18:48] ---**
Start the music!
***SIGN*** Click
**[18:58] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[18:59] [SONG] ---**
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[19:03] [SONG] ---**
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[19:06] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[19:07] ---**
For some reason, I...
**[19:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:11] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[19:14] ---**
I've waited so long for this moment!
**[19:18] ---**
It has an immediate effect!
**[19:20] ---**
Congratulations, milady!
**[19:25] ---**
What's going on?!
**[19:28] ---**
W-What is that?!
**[19:35] ---**
This! A cherry blossom-type alien,
Sakura Saku-ra!
***SIGN*** Searching for This Child He was studying on Pekopon, but I haven't been able to reach him for several days. He hasn't been at the inn, either, so I have no idea where he is. He's a very shy child.
**[19:40] ---**
There's a request to search for the child.
**[19:42] ---**
Then this cherry blossom tree...
**[19:44] ---**
...is the child of Sakura Saku-ra.
**[19:47] ---**
The parents have come to take it back.
**[19:50] ---**
No! At this rate, milady's dream will be...
***SIGN*** Intercept!!
**[19:54] ---**
Order to intercept!
**[19:55] ---**
Scramble! Scramble!
**[19:56] ---**
Destroy the space cherry blossom tree!
**[20:02] ---**
Kululu! You help, too!
**[20:06] ---**
Forget it!
**[20:07] ---**
It's one of the strongest
aliens in the universe!
**[20:09] ---**
Attacking it is a waste of time.
**[20:13] ---**
My... Momoka-chan...
**[20:17] ---**
This isn't a dream, is it?
**[20:22] ---**
W-What?!
**[20:23] ---**
Milady!
**[20:25] ---**
The cherry blossom's parents
have come to take it back!
**[20:27] ---**
Leave this to us! Don't hold back! Go ahead!
**[20:31] ---**
Cherry blossom's parents?
**[20:32] ---**
Momoka-chan...
**[20:34] ---**
U-Um...
**[20:38] ---**
This child...
**[20:40] ---**
...is being sacrificed for me.
**[20:44] ---**
I can't!
**[20:46] ---**
At this rate...
**[20:48] ---**
Momoka-chan!
**[20:50] ---**
Stop it!
**[20:51] ---**
Stop attacking it!
**[20:53] ---**
Milady Momoka!
**[20:56] ---**
Let's return the child.
**[20:58] ---**
That should end all of this.
**[21:01] ---**
But then your dream will...
**[21:05] ---**
Momoka-chan...
**[21:07] ---**
Paul. This is enough.
**[21:11] ---**
Milady... You've got such a good heart.
**[21:15] ---**
Mission abort! Mission abort!
**[21:18] ---**
All planes, return to base!
**[21:21] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[21:23] ---**
I didn't know you were an alien.
**[21:27] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[21:31] ---**
And...
**[21:33] ---**
...thank you!
**[21:40] ---**
This is fine. All of it.
**[21:43] ---**
Huh? What was I doing?
**[21:46] ---**
Eh? What were we doing?
**[21:49] ---**
I don't remember at all.
**[21:51] ---**
Or, like, brainless goldfish?
**[21:54] ---**
Yes, the legendary cherry blossom tree
has left, taking its effects with it.
**[22:01] ---**
Hey! Get back here!
**[22:03] ---**
At least let the effect last!
**[22:07] ---**
The expense for this plan was
about 14 billion, 600 million yen!
**[22:10] ---**
Again, nice try.
**[22:15] ---**
In the meantime, the countdown continues!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
***SIGN*** Extraterrestrial Food Shop
***SIGN*** Space Liquor
**[23:52] ---**
Keroro here!
***SIGN*** Discount
**[23:53] ---**
Every day, Giroro-kun is on
my case about the invasion!
***SIGN*** Space Pub
**[23:57] ---**
What's that?!
***SIGN*** Name: Sergeant Keroro
Interest: Gundam Plastic Models
What He Wanted to Be as a Child: New Type
On His Mind Lately: The relationship between
Ramba Ral and M'qube
Special Skill
**[23:59] ---**
Your lucky item is tempura soba!
**[24:02] ---**
I don't get it!
***SIGN*** Name: Angol Mois
Interest: Uncle
On Her Mind Lately: Uncle
Favorite Word: Uncle
Special Skill
**[24:03] ---**
So just enjoy some tempura soba!
**[24:05] ---**
More importantly, the invasion of Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Military Operation Encyclopedia
**[24:08] ---**
"Fuyuki & Natsumi:
Invaders in Their Own Way, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Hobby: Profiting
**[24:12] ---**
"Giroro's Hobby Time, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E106 - Fuyuki & Natsumi: Invaders in Their Own Way, Sir! / Giroro's Hobby Time, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2KE2/fuyuki--natsumi-invaders-in-their-own-way-sir--giroros-hobby-time-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
***SIGN*** Station Store Association
**[01:33] ---**
Everyone has secrets or things
they hide from their friends, right?
**[01:38] ---**
Huh? Sis, over there...
**[01:43] ---**
What's he doing here?
**[01:46] ---**
Hey, let's check it out.
**[01:48] ---**
Wait a second!
**[01:53] ---**
Gero!
**[02:01] ---**
Huh? He's not here.
**[02:04] ---**
I know he turned into here.
**[02:06] ---**
Hey, this looks like it'll turn out to be a
pain in the butt, so let's forget about it.
**[02:11] ---**
What's that?
**[02:12] ---**
Maybe it's an Anywhere Door!
**[02:16] ---**
Jeez, Fuyuki! Hold on!
**[02:21] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[02:30] ---**
Fuyuki & Natsumi:
Invaders in Their Own Way, Sir!
**[02:41] ---**
Where are we?
***SIGN*** Extraterrestrial Food Shop
***SIGN*** Discount Cosmic Liquor
***SIGN*** Dried Fish
**[02:55] ---**
Oh, wow!
**[02:56] ---**
What is this place?
**[02:58] ---**
Maybe an underground city!
**[03:00] ---**
One in our neighborhood!
**[03:02] ---**
You two!
**[03:04] ---**
You're Pekoponians, right-poya?
**[03:07] ---**
Who are you?
**[03:09] ---**
You look like Poyon-chan,
but I can see you're not her.
***SIGN*** Poyan-chan Resembles Poyon-chan
**[03:12] ---**
This area is off limits to Pekoponians-poya.
**[03:14] ---**
I'm taking you to the police-poya.
**[03:18] ---**
O-Officer Poyan!
**[03:21] ---**
Sarge! Tamama!
**[03:24] ---**
Officer Poyan,
**[03:26] ---**
this girl is from the planet Hysteric,
and he's her younger brother.
**[03:30] ---**
They're not Pekoponians.
**[03:32] ---**
The planet Hysteric?
***SIGN*** From the planet Hysteric
**[03:34] ---**
What's this planet Hysteric crap?!
**[03:38] ---**
A-As you can see, being quick to anger
is a characteristic of Hysterickians.
**[03:42] ---**
There are a lot of new
types of aliens these days.
**[03:47] ---**
You guys...!
**[03:48] ---**
S-Sis...
**[03:50] ---**
But he's talking nonsense!
**[03:53] ---**
Understood-poya. I'm going back
to the station to confirm it.
**[03:55] ---**
Bye bye!
**[03:58] ---**
You did a good job fooling her.
**[04:01] ---**
Gero!
**[04:02] ---**
What's going on here and why?
**[04:05] ---**
I demand an explanation!
**[04:08] ---**
Actually,
***SIGN*** Welcome
***SIGN*** Tea
**[04:10] ---**
this place existed before we came to Pekopon.
**[04:13] ---**
It's Alien Town.
**[04:15] ---**
Alien Town?!
**[04:17] ---**
Here?
**[04:18] ---**
If you look closely, you'll notice
a lot of aliens we've seen before.
***SIGN*** Big Discount
***SIGN*** Presence
***SIGN*** Mukujan
**[04:23] ---**
Here are the Mukujans, who just
make their presence known.
***SIGN*** Arazazanian Community-based Alien
**[04:29] ---**
Here's an Arazazanian, a community-based
alien who's wanted for indecent exposure.
**[04:34] ---**
Here are the Mobs, who always appear
where there are many people.
***SIGN*** Mobs
**[04:38] ---**
Oh, Viper, you're ripped here?
***SIGN*** Space Pub Viper
***SIGN*** Shiku Shiku Voyager Misserian Rat Alien Eventarian Mojaranian Producerion Jessica-san
**[04:42] ---**
And all of these guys appeared before?
**[04:44] ---**
This wraps up our look at the
all-star alien cast thus far!
**[04:47] ---**
You should've told me this before!
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[04:51] ---**
This place is kept secret from Pekoponians,
**[04:53] ---**
so you are not supposed to be here,
Natchi and Fukki!
**[04:56] ---**
That's true.
**[04:58] ---**
Aliens who bring Pekoponians here
**[05:00] ---**
face stiff penalties,
**[05:03] ---**
while Pekoponians who learn about it
**[05:05] ---**
get their memories wiped!
**[05:10] ---**
Memories wiped?!
**[05:12] ---**
Y-You've gotta be kidding me!
**[05:14] ---**
What are you trying to
do to us, stupid frog?!
**[05:16] ---**
Do something!
**[05:17] ---**
I didn't do anything wrong!
**[05:20] ---**
Tell us where the nearest exit
out of here is right now!
**[05:24] ---**
Are you fighting?
**[05:26] ---**
What's this robot?
**[05:28] ---**
This is Kamuran-kun, the prosecutor
robot that oversees Alien Town.
**[05:32] ---**
Alien Town Side Six is an
absolutely neutral location.
***SIGN*** Kamuran-kun Prosecutor Robot
**[05:36] ---**
No matter what the reason, if there
is a conflict between aliens,
**[05:39] ---**
the law calls for punishment.
**[05:42] ---**
I'm gonna be punished?!
**[05:44] ---**
No! Help me! Stop!
**[05:49] ---**
Gero!
**[05:51] ---**
If I get caught here...
**[05:53] ---**
No!
**[05:58] ---**
Why, we wouldn't dream of fighting,
right, Lady Natsumi?
**[06:01] ---**
Th-That's right! We weren't fighting!
**[06:06] ---**
Roger that.
**[06:09] ---**
Anyway, given the situation,
**[06:11] ---**
you two need to act like aliens!
**[06:14] ---**
Act like aliens?
**[06:18] ---**
I really feel like an alien!
**[06:21] ---**
And you look cute, Natchi!
**[06:23] ---**
R-Really?
**[06:25] ---**
Now then,
why don't we get our errands done?
**[06:28] ---**
Errands?
**[06:30] ---**
I've come to sell a few Gundam plastic models
to supplement my operational funds.
**[06:33] ---**
The cost of living in Pekopon is high...
**[06:36] ---**
Without doing this, we wouldn't be able
to live the lifestyle we want here.
***SIGN*** Heartbroken
**[06:41] ---**
And yet, it seems like you do
exactly what you want here.
**[06:44] ---**
Then let's take a tour of the town.
**[06:46] ---**
Good idea.
**[06:47] ---**
You two!
**[06:48] ---**
Have you already forgotten
how we were almost arrested?!
**[06:52] ---**
I don't want to hear another word
from you two about wandering around!
**[06:55] ---**
What's the harm, meanie?!
**[06:56] ---**
Forget it!
**[06:57] ---**
No means no!
**[06:59] ---**
Who do you think you are?!
**[07:00] ---**
Ow-ow-ow!
**[07:01] ---**
Are you fighting?
**[07:03] ---**
Are you fighting?
**[07:03] ---**
Are you fighting?
**[07:04] ---**
Are you fighting?
**[07:06] ---**
No!
**[07:08] ---**
We have to get out of here.
**[07:11] ---**
Wait, Sarge!
**[07:13] ---**
Natchi!
***SIGN*** Original Potato Shop
**[07:20] ---**
Which one should I buy?
**[07:23] ---**
Move it! Move it!
**[07:23] ---**
Are you fighting?
**[07:27] ---**
W-What's Natsumi doing here?!
***SIGN*** Space Soba
**[07:31] ---**
Here you go.
**[07:33] ---**
You cannot fight on an empty stomach.
**[07:36] ---**
Hey!
**[07:37] ---**
Dororo-kun, you're in the way!
**[07:52] ---**
I-It's gone!
***SIGN*** Crunch
Crunch
Crunch
**[07:56] ---**
Yum!
**[07:57] ---**
Keroro-kun?!
**[07:58] ---**
Trauma switch on!
***SIGN*** Zzzt
**[08:02] ---**
I'm saving this strawberry for last.
**[08:05] ---**
Huh?
**[08:06] ---**
You're not gonna eat the strawberry?
That's a waste!
**[08:10] ---**
No...
**[08:11] ---**
Let's see...
**[08:13] ---**
It's delicious!
***SIGN*** Saving it for last...
**[08:20] ---**
Come to think of it, that time, too...
**[08:23] ---**
Are you all right?
***SIGN*** Slump
**[08:24] ---**
Are you all right?
**[08:26] ---**
Even though I was saving it for last...
**[08:35] ---**
It seems we've lost them in the crowd.
**[08:38] ---**
Gero!
**[08:39] ---**
Ow!
**[08:41] ---**
Well, I'll be! The Keronian!
**[08:44] ---**
It's been a while!
**[08:46] ---**
Gero...
**[08:47] ---**
Who is he?
**[08:48] ---**
The general of Brat.
They have an alliance with Keron.
**[08:52] ---**
They're a race of troublemakers,
**[08:54] ---**
infamous for being rowdy,
self-centered, and singing badly.
**[08:57] ---**
Hey! My recital is about to begin.
**[09:00] ---**
You're gonna stay and listen, right?
**[09:02] ---**
Actually, right now, we're...
**[09:04] ---**
What?! You have something that's
more important than my recital?!
**[09:08] ---**
Pretty haughty for a Keronian!
**[09:10] ---**
Of course I'll listen!
**[09:12] ---**
That's more like it!
**[09:14] ---**
By the way, I hear you guys were recently
captured by some scary Pekoponian.
**[09:18] ---**
What was the name again?
**[09:20] ---**
Na...
**[09:21] ---**
Natsu-something...
**[09:24] ---**
Don't talk about that now!
**[09:26] ---**
Geroro?!
***SIGN*** Shiver
**[09:28] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[09:31] ---**
What are you saying to people about me?!
**[09:34] ---**
Um, I...
**[09:35] ---**
Calm down, Sis!
**[09:37] ---**
Kamuran-san will find you.
**[09:39] ---**
Way I hear it, she's incredibly
strong and brutal.
**[09:43] ---**
Interesting.
**[09:44] ---**
Now isn't the time or place!
**[09:46] ---**
Why, you stupid frog!
**[09:49] ---**
You're...
**[09:50] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:52] ---**
This isn't good.
**[09:57] ---**
My recital's gonna start!
**[10:00] ---**
Hi, everybody!
***SIGN*** My Recital!
**[10:03] ---**
Thank you, thank you!
**[10:05] ---**
Listen to me sing, everyone!
**[10:09] ---**
You little...
***SIGN*** Howl
**[10:14] ---**
W-What is this?!
***SIGN*** Howl
***SIGN*** Howl
**[10:19] ---**
Are songs like this popular?
**[10:21] ---**
If we don't listen, he'll get mad at us!
***SIGN*** My Recital!
***SIGN*** Howl
**[10:29] ---**
Jeez, this is awful!
***SIGN*** Howl
**[10:34] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[10:40] ---**
Look out!
**[10:45] ---**
Are you okay, Sis?
**[10:47] ---**
Natchi!
**[10:53] ---**
Y-You...
**[10:55] ---**
Is that...
**[10:56] ---**
...a Pekoponian?!
**[10:58] ---**
Sis!
**[10:58] ---**
Uh oh!
**[10:59] ---**
A Pekoponian?!
**[11:04] ---**
You're...
**[11:05] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[11:07] ---**
You're...
**[11:15] ---**
...a true friend!
**[11:17] ---**
You saved me!
**[11:21] ---**
Are you okay, Natsumi?
**[11:23] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[11:24] ---**
Everyone, this is my best friend!
**[11:27] ---**
Give her a hand!
***SIGN*** Recycling Shop
**[11:38] ---**
This time, we caused you guys
all the trouble, huh?
**[11:43] ---**
It's usually the other way
around, so we're even!
**[11:46] ---**
Well, for now, you two haven't
been revealed as Pekoponians,
**[11:50] ---**
so I'll just sell my models,
and we'll go home.
**[11:53] ---**
Oof...
***SIGN*** Rifle
Keroro-san's Offered Items
**[11:55] ---**
Th-That's mine!
**[11:58] ---**
Gerori!
**[12:00] ---**
No wonder I haven't been able to find it!
**[12:03] ---**
It was you, Keroro!
**[12:05] ---**
You got me!
**[12:07] ---**
Gero!
**[12:09] ---**
Ow-ow-ow!
**[12:11] ---**
Get back here, Keroro!
**[12:13] ---**
And you two shouldn't
go undercover anymore.
**[12:23] ---**
What do all of you do on the weekend?
**[12:26] ---**
Do you study or work,
even on your day off?
**[12:29] ---**
I guess not.
**[12:31] ---**
If I cut corners even with
**[12:33] ---**
the places you can't see, the degree
of completion decreases precipitously.
**[12:37] ---**
Keroro, are you still in here?!
**[12:39] ---**
Hey, Giroro! What are you doing?!
**[12:41] ---**
You scared me! Gero!
**[12:43] ---**
I just finished Char Zaku's right leg!
**[12:46] ---**
But I prepared for this possibility
***SIGN*** Silver for the foundation,
and gunmetal on top of it
**[12:49] ---**
by painting this part you can't see!
**[12:51] ---**
This is the technique of
the advanced practitioner.
***SIGN*** Extremely self-satisfied
**[12:54] ---**
Is this any time to go on
about leisure activities?!
**[12:57] ---**
Get moving on a new plan to invade Pekopon!
**[13:01] ---**
That again?
**[13:04] ---**
It's like you're stuck in a rut.
**[13:06] ---**
I bet the viewers are tired of...
**[13:07] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[13:09] ---**
You took my scissors, didn't you?!
**[13:12] ---**
Giku!
**[13:12] ---**
I thought so!
**[13:14] ---**
Lady Natsumi, this is just...
**[13:16] ---**
Sheesh, you're...
***SIGN*** Name: Sergeant Keroro
Interest: Gundam Plastic Models
What He Wanted to Be as a Child: New Type
On His Mind Lately: The relationship between
Ramba Ral and M'qube
Special Skill
**[13:21] ---**
What is this?
***SIGN*** Name: Sergeant Keroro
Interest: Gundam Plastic Models
What He Wanted to Be as a Child: New Type
On His Mind Lately: The relationship between
Ramba Ral and M'qube
Special Skill
**[13:23] ---**
Interest: Gundam Plastic Models...
**[13:24] ---**
What He Wanted to Be as a Child: New Type...
**[13:27] ---**
On His Mind Lately: The relationship
between Ramba Ral and M'quve?
**[13:32] ---**
All of us wrote those resumes before.
***SIGN*** Name: Angol Mois
Interest: Uncle
On Her Mind Lately: Uncle
Favorite Word: Uncle
Special Skill
**[13:37] ---**
Interest: Uncle.
On Her Mind Lately: Uncle...
**[13:41] ---**
Favorite Word: Uncle.
**[13:43] ---**
Strange.
***SIGN*** Name: Corporal Giroro
Interest:
On His Mind Lately: The tardiness of the
Pekopon invasion
Favorite Things: Weapons
**[13:44] ---**
Huh? Giroro, you don't have any interests?
**[13:47] ---**
Interests? That's unnecessary!
**[13:52] ---**
There's really nothing?
**[13:54] ---**
N-No. Um... well...
**[13:57] ---**
Gerori... I can use this!
**[14:03] ---**
Giroro's Hobby Time, Sir!
**[14:08] ---**
Everyone! For the sake
of the Pekopon invasion,
**[14:12] ---**
we must sacrifice our normal lifestyle
and become true warriors!
**[14:15] ---**
However!
**[14:17] ---**
I'm certain the outcome would not satisfy us!
**[14:20] ---**
The reason is that we...
**[14:23] ---**
...aren't mature yet!
***SIGN*** Because you're a spoiled brat! by Char Aznable
**[14:28] ---**
Keroro! At last, you...
**[14:30] ---**
That's lovely, Uncle!
**[14:32] ---**
Or, like, starting afresh?
**[14:34] ---**
Therefore, for this full week, we'll take a
paid vacation to indulge in our hobbies!
**[14:40] ---**
What do you mean?!
**[14:42] ---**
What you're saying and what we're
going to do are two different things!
**[14:45] ---**
Oh, come now, Giroro-kun.
**[14:47] ---**
Were you really listening to me?
**[14:49] ---**
What?!
**[14:50] ---**
What's needed for the invasion of Pekopon
**[14:52] ---**
is for us to enrich our lives!
***SIGN*** Improvement in living standards
= Pekopon invasion
**[14:55] ---**
I'll say it! With our hobbies!
***SIGN*** Solar rays = hobby...?
**[14:58] ---**
I'm not really following him...
**[15:00] ---**
It's got nothing to do with me!
**[15:02] ---**
You're slow on the uptake.
**[15:05] ---**
What did Lady Natsumi tell you earlier?
**[15:09] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[15:11] ---**
Giroro, you don't have any interests?
**[15:13] ---**
You're boring!
**[15:13] ---**
That's so boring!
**[15:16] ---**
Any guy without hobbies is scum!
**[15:18] ---**
Natsumi-chan didn't take it that far...
**[15:22] ---**
Somebody like that isn't fit
to be called a Keronian!
**[15:25] ---**
Anyway, guys like that are hopeless!
***SIGN*** Hopeless
**[15:29] ---**
You remembered, didn't you?
**[15:31] ---**
According to my data, Pekoponian females
**[15:34] ---**
are interested in the opposite sex's hobbies.
**[15:36] ---**
What?!
**[15:37] ---**
It seems Pekoponians are
a special race that takes
**[15:40] ---**
the measure of a person
by their hobbies.
**[15:43] ---**
Then, in other words...
**[15:45] ---**
Any guy who doesn't have any hobbies
***SIGN*** Men without hobbies aren't worth dating
**[15:47] ---**
isn't worth going out with!
**[15:50] ---**
And there you have it!
**[15:52] ---**
Is that true?!
**[15:54] ---**
Kero, kero, kero...
**[15:59] ---**
Kero?
**[16:03] ---**
H-He's gone?
**[16:05] ---**
Have you come to consult
with me about hobbies?
**[16:09] ---**
N-No! I'm not interested at all in hobbies...
**[16:12] ---**
Relax, Giroro-kun.
**[16:15] ---**
If it has to do with hobbies,
you're in good hands!
***SIGN*** Hobby
**[16:19] ---**
Together, let's find a nice hobby
that's perfect for you.
***SIGN*** 3,000 Leagues in Search of Hobby...
**[16:22] ---**
S-Sorry. Please help me.
**[16:25] ---**
Well, since you're a beginner,
**[16:28] ---**
I think we should start you out
with Gundam plastic models.
***SIGN*** Absorbed in Gundam plastic models
**[16:31] ---**
This way I can focus on making
my models right out in the open.
***SIGN*** What are hobbies?! Chapter one: Thinking of M'quve's hobby Passion For example: M'quve's
**[16:36] ---**
First, a lecture!
**[16:38] ---**
Listen up, Giroro-kun!
**[16:39] ---**
Hobbies are about passion!
**[16:41] ---**
Try turning the passion
that's locked up inside
**[16:43] ---**
loose on these Gundam models!
**[16:45] ---**
That will enrich your soul!
**[16:47] ---**
For example,
**[16:49] ---**
I couldn't stop thinking about that vase
M'quve loved, even as he was dying!
**[16:53] ---**
Um... You're getting sidetracked.
**[16:56] ---**
Therefore, right now...
***SIGN*** Broken part
***SIGN*** Wrong number
**[16:59] ---**
It won't work if you cut out
the parts like that!
**[17:02] ---**
You got the arms and legs reversed!
**[17:06] ---**
No! You have to be delicate with the horn!
**[17:10] ---**
It would be no overstatement to say
this is the symbol of Char's Zaku!
**[17:14] ---**
The horn ties the whole model together!
**[17:17] ---**
If you neglect this step of the job,
**[17:18] ---**
it will ruin all of the work you've
completed up to that point!
**[17:23] ---**
Zaku's design is simple, but profound!
***SIGN*** Nag Nag Nag Nag
**[17:28] ---**
I can't do this crap!
**[17:35] ---**
Asking you for help was a mistake.
**[17:39] ---**
Silence your mind.
**[17:40] ---**
Imagine various worlds
from this single flower.
**[17:51] ---**
Natsumi, these are for you...
**[17:53] ---**
Wowww! Thank you, Giroro!
**[17:57] ---**
Thank you, Giroro!
***SIGN*** Distraction Distraction Distraction Distraction
**[18:00] ---**
Giroro-dono, you have too
many distracting thoughts.
**[18:04] ---**
Bake them in the oven for a little while,
and you have cookies!
**[18:10] ---**
Corporal, that is not how you bake cookies!
**[18:14] ---**
Want to try singing together?
***SIGN*** Kululu
***SIGN*** Howl
**[18:21] ---**
My hobby?
**[18:23] ---**
Let's see...
**[18:25] ---**
Cleaning for Uncle's sake!
**[18:27] ---**
Or, like, extra tidy?
**[18:29] ---**
Working side jobs for Uncle's sake.
**[18:31] ---**
Or, like, lotsa effort?
**[18:33] ---**
Giving Uncle a massage.
**[18:35] ---**
Or, like, heartfelt moment?
**[18:37] ---**
That's clammy. How about a
little more to the right?
**[18:42] ---**
That's not it. A little to the left.
**[18:46] ---**
Too far! Not there!
**[18:49] ---**
You really suck at this.
**[18:52] ---**
I can't do this crap!
**[18:54] ---**
Gero!
**[18:55] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:56] ---**
Armageddon! One-trillionth!
***SIGN*** One-trillionth
**[19:02] ---**
What's so fun about any of that?
**[19:05] ---**
I don't understand it!
**[19:07] ---**
The world of hobbies is scary.
**[19:10] ---**
It really isn't scary.
**[19:12] ---**
Now do you understand, Corporal Giroro?
**[19:16] ---**
Keroro!
**[19:17] ---**
It's just as I said!
**[19:19] ---**
You're not mature yet!
**[19:21] ---**
What?!
**[19:22] ---**
At this rate...
**[19:24] ---**
You don't have any hobbies, Giroro?
**[19:28] ---**
Boring man!
**[19:28] ---**
What a boring man!
**[19:31] ---**
It's inevitable!
***SIGN*** No room to contradict
***SIGN*** Boring man
**[19:36] ---**
It seems the invasion of Pekopon is far off.
**[19:40] ---**
As long as hobbies are
getting the best of you...
**[19:43] ---**
Um, hobbies don't actually
compete with people...
**[19:46] ---**
All right, got it!
**[19:48] ---**
I'll find hobbies that you approve of!
***SIGN*** Hobby: Fishing
***SIGN*** Hobby: Bowling
**[19:59] ---**
Strike.
***SIGN*** Pleasant Feeling Hobby: Cross-dressing
**[20:08] ---**
This... feels good.
***SIGN*** Military Operation Encyclopedia
***SIGN*** Profiting From Hobby
***SIGN*** Hobby: Profiting
***SIGN*** Hobby: Hiking
***SIGN*** Scream!
***SIGN*** Hobby: Walking
***SIGN*** Hobby: Golf
**[20:40] ---**
Go in, go in...
**[20:42] ---**
Gero gerori...
**[20:44] ---**
It's working!
**[20:46] ---**
With this...
**[20:47] ---**
Fore!
***SIGN*** Crack
**[20:55] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:59] ---**
What was that?!
**[21:01] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[21:03] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[21:05] ---**
Do me a favor and stop shooting
weapons in my backyard!
**[21:08] ---**
G-Gero...
**[21:09] ---**
But... this is my hobby...
**[21:12] ---**
What's that?
**[21:14] ---**
I'm working on my hobbies.
**[21:16] ---**
I don't want to be a boring man...
**[21:20] ---**
I don't know what you're going on about,
**[21:22] ---**
but hobbies aren't something
you force yourself to do.
**[21:25] ---**
You do what you want when you want.
**[21:28] ---**
Isn't that what a hobby is?
**[21:30] ---**
Now get my yard back in order.
**[21:35] ---**
Do what I want...
**[21:37] ---**
Do what I want...
**[21:40] ---**
What I want to do...
**[21:43] ---**
That's...
**[21:45] ---**
...invading Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion
**[21:47] ---**
Gero...
**[21:49] ---**
Keroro!
**[21:50] ---**
Corporal Giroro.
**[21:52] ---**
I was thinking about what
we could do next month.
***SIGN*** Next Month's Schedule Hobby Work Hobby Hobby Spy Hobby Report Hobby Work
**[21:55] ---**
Everyone has three times more hobby time.
**[22:00] ---**
In that case...
**[22:02] ---**
...let's invade Pekopon!
**[22:06] ---**
Why? Why?!
**[22:07] ---**
Rise! And bring out the weapons!
**[22:11] ---**
Gero!
**[22:11] ---**
Well, if you have to do something,
it's better not to procrastinate it.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
This is Natsumi. Once in a while,
my brother and I fight.
**[23:55] ---**
Since I'm older, I think I have
to take care of him, but...
**[23:58] ---**
Sis! Where are my underpants?
**[24:00] ---**
The ones I washed are in
your drawer, as always!
**[24:02] ---**
Where are my underpants?
**[24:03] ---**
The ones I washed...
**[24:04] ---**
You don't wear underpants.
**[24:05] ---**
That aside, don't fight!
**[24:08] ---**
"Natsumi's Terrifying
Physical Examination, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Fuyuki & Natsumi:
The Great Sibling War, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Just his imagination, not an accurate representation.
**[24:16] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E107 - Natsumi's Terrifying Physical Examination, Sir! / Fuyuki & Natsumi: The Great Sibling War, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV21DD/natsumis-terrifying-physical-examination-sir--fuyuki--natsumi-the-great-sibling-war-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:32] ---**
Spring is in full swing, with the
tree foliage glowing beautifully.
**[01:37] ---**
But meanwhile...
**[01:39] ---**
Sis, I can't find my new underpants!
**[01:43] ---**
...a boy searches for a pair
of underpants. Wait, what?
**[01:46] ---**
Underwear?
**[01:48] ---**
They're on top of your chest of drawers!
**[01:51] ---**
Gero gero...
**[01:54] ---**
Hey!
**[01:55] ---**
Giku!
**[01:55] ---**
You're thinking of working on a new Gundam
model first thing in the morning?!
**[01:59] ---**
Gero gero!
**[02:02] ---**
I told you to clean up
the yard today, didn't I?
**[02:06] ---**
Oh, th-this is just, uh...
**[02:08] ---**
...warming up before I start cleaning!
**[02:11] ---**
Okay, lift the space battleship!
**[02:13] ---**
Then jump!
**[02:15] ---**
Jump!
**[02:17] ---**
Jump!
**[02:18] ---**
I can't find them!
**[02:21] ---**
Gero?! What's wrong with Master Fuyuki?
**[02:25] ---**
He's looking for his new underpants.
**[02:28] ---**
The whole school has physical exams today.
**[02:31] ---**
They're right up there! I put
them there myself yesterday!
**[02:35] ---**
Anyway, stupid frog, don't
forget about cleaning the yard!
**[02:39] ---**
Ph-Ph-Ph...
**[02:42] ---**
Physical exam?!
**[02:47] ---**
Natsumi's Terrifying
Physical Examination, Sir!
**[02:53] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[02:54] ---**
This is a shock!
**[02:56] ---**
I gained a little weight!
**[02:59] ---**
But you got taller, too,
so there's nothing to worry about.
**[03:01] ---**
Still...
**[03:03] ---**
So what's next again?
**[03:05] ---**
Um, I think the vision exam.
**[03:09] ---**
Huh? What was that?
**[03:14] ---**
Okay, okay, quiet down.
**[03:16] ---**
Cover your left eye and read
this chart, top to bottom.
**[03:19] ---**
O-Okay...
**[03:22] ---**
I... love...
**[03:24] ---**
...Mis... ter... Serge...ant.
**[03:30] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is mine!
***SIGN*** Hatred
Jealousy
Envy
**[03:34] ---**
Okay, 20.
**[03:37] ---**
Now cover your left eye.
**[03:38] ---**
All right. Um...
**[03:42] ---**
Uh, I can't read it. It looks like
there are just strange symbols...
**[03:46] ---**
What do you mean, "strange"?!
**[03:49] ---**
This top one means
"sweet chocolate-flavored candy."
***SIGN*** Sweet Chocolate-flavored Candy
**[03:52] ---**
The one under it means
"almond-flavored caramel."
***SIGN*** Almond-flavored Caramel
**[03:55] ---**
So...
**[03:57] ---**
...what's the one under it?!
**[03:58] ---**
I don't know why the first
two are candy and caramel...
**[04:03] ---**
But maybe it's c-c-c...
**[04:07] ---**
Candy that comes with a character figure!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro Snack
**[04:10] ---**
Read it!
**[04:12] ---**
No!
**[04:13] ---**
As your punishment, you have to read the
whole thing from the top 10,000 times!
**[04:16] ---**
10,000 times!
**[04:20] ---**
W-Why is Tamama in there?!
**[04:22] ---**
Natsumi! We've got problems here, too!
**[04:25] ---**
C1... C2...
**[04:29] ---**
This won't do.
**[04:32] ---**
I'm going to start with
a simplified Caries War.
***SIGN*** Drilllll
**[04:47] ---**
That sadist, Kululu! I have to stop him!
**[04:50] ---**
Natsumi! Trouble here, too!
**[04:53] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[04:55] ---**
If you can't hear that, you'll never
be able to survive on the battlefield!
**[04:59] ---**
So! Which way is the enemy coming from?
**[05:02] ---**
A-All right...
**[05:22] ---**
I've got it! Three fighter jets
at 3:00! Four tanks at 7:00!
**[05:27] ---**
Wrong.
***SIGN*** Ring Ring
**[05:33] ---**
Fainting from sound alone? Pathetic.
**[05:36] ---**
Next! You're going to listen for the sound
of a pin dropping from 2,000 km away!
**[05:42] ---**
How are things going...
**[05:45] ---**
...Giroro-sensei, zing?
**[05:48] ---**
It's not going well at all!
I'm surrounded by weaklings!
**[05:51] ---**
Oh, my! There aren't any
fine physical specimens
**[05:55] ---**
who could serve as Keronian soldiers?
**[05:57] ---**
That voice is giving me the
creeps, so knock it off!
**[06:00] ---**
This brings back memories. We were tested
like this before joining the army.
***SIGN*** Soldier Physical Exam
**[06:07] ---**
Height: The top! Pass!
**[06:09] ---**
Wow!
**[06:11] ---**
You're heavy, Keroro-kun.
**[06:14] ---**
Pull the grenade pin and throw!
***SIGN*** Direct Hit
**[06:23] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[06:31] ---**
First place! Pass!
**[06:33] ---**
Yahoo!
**[06:36] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[06:39] ---**
They're all wonderful memories.
**[06:42] ---**
I haven't found any outstanding
Pekopon specimens,
**[06:45] ---**
but we don't have a shortage
of forces, anyway.
**[06:49] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[06:51] ---**
By increasing the number of
capable Pekoponian soldiers,
**[06:54] ---**
our platoon will get reinforcements!
***SIGN*** Just his imagination, not an accurate representation.
**[06:55] ---**
Then it'll become Keroro Company!
And then Keroro Battalion!
**[06:59] ---**
Eventually, Keroro Regiment!
**[07:01] ---**
And finally, Keroro Division!
**[07:02] ---**
Sieg Keron! Sieg Keron!
**[07:05] ---**
Sieg Keron! Sieg Keron!
**[07:07] ---**
And if that happens?!
**[07:09] ---**
Yes! *She'll* be the one
who cleans the yard,
**[07:12] ---**
does the laundry, goes
out to buy me Gundam models!
**[07:16] ---**
Anyway, life will be sweet! Sweet and easy!
**[07:19] ---**
I see.
**[07:20] ---**
Gero!
**[07:21] ---**
I finally get what's going on here.
**[07:24] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[07:29] ---**
Hey, stupid frog! Get back here!
**[07:31] ---**
Stopping would mean a terrifying punishment!
**[07:34] ---**
We can't afford to stop!
**[07:38] ---**
I-Is that...?!
**[07:40] ---**
Why is there a limited edition MG
Bolinoak Sammahn right in front of me?!
**[07:45] ---**
No! Stay away from it!
**[07:46] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:48] ---**
Gero gero!
**[07:50] ---**
You fell for an elementary trap like that!
**[07:53] ---**
Kero! Private Tamami!
Sergeant Major Kululu, too!
**[07:56] ---**
I'm ashamed of myself, Mr. Sergeant.
**[08:00] ---**
There's the second pair!
**[08:02] ---**
Lady Koyuki and Dororo-kun!
**[08:04] ---**
I envy you.
**[08:06] ---**
All of you had fun carrying out a plan, huh?
**[08:09] ---**
Gero?
**[08:10] ---**
A physical checkup infiltration plan...
**[08:13] ---**
Say, do you remember the soldier
physical exam on Keron, Keroro-kun?
***SIGN*** Trauma Switch Click
**[08:22] ---**
I think we're in trouble!
**[08:25] ---**
Being strung up suits you guys.
**[08:28] ---**
Kero!
**[08:29] ---**
Prepare yourselves, stupid frogs!
**[08:32] ---**
N-Now we're in even bigger trouble...
**[08:34] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[08:36] ---**
Kero?!
**[08:36] ---**
The soldier physical exam back then...
**[08:39] ---**
I failed the first time and had to retake it!
***SIGN*** Tighten
**[08:42] ---**
Ow-ow-ow-ow!
**[08:44] ---**
The net is getting tight!
**[08:45] ---**
A-At this rate...
**[08:48] ---**
Help me...
**[08:49] ---**
O-Oh, that's right!
**[08:51] ---**
I should have said earlier!
**[08:54] ---**
I'm entrusting the command of this operation
**[08:57] ---**
to the most reliable and popular member
of our platoon, Lieutenant Dororo!
**[09:04] ---**
Me?!
**[09:06] ---**
Now!
**[09:07] ---**
Sorry, Dororo!
**[09:11] ---**
Gero gero!
**[09:15] ---**
Get back here!
**[09:17] ---**
Again...
**[09:19] ---**
Again?!
**[09:20] ---**
He tricked you, huh?
***SIGN*** The boys are changing right now. No girls allowed.
**[09:25] ---**
After the boys are done, it's our turn.
**[09:29] ---**
That's right.
**[09:32] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun is changing clothes right
now on the other side of these doors...
**[09:37] ---**
Hey!
**[09:39] ---**
Give it up!
**[09:41] ---**
She'll kill us! At this rate, she'll kill us!
**[09:44] ---**
What should we do?!
***SIGN*** The boys are changing right now. No girls allowed.
**[09:49] ---**
No girls allowed!
So Lady Natsumi can't go in there!
***SIGN*** The boys are changing right now. No girls allowed.
**[09:58] ---**
Sarge?
**[09:59] ---**
Help!
**[10:00] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[10:02] ---**
I-Is something wrong?
**[10:03] ---**
Please, help me!
**[10:04] ---**
It's Lady Natsumi...
**[10:05] ---**
Gero! Gero!
**[10:10] ---**
Gero!
**[10:16] ---**
Gero...
**[10:20] ---**
Are you all right, Sarge?
**[10:22] ---**
F-Fuyuki!
**[10:24] ---**
Oh, my...
**[10:26] ---**
Sorry.
**[10:28] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:39] ---**
Everybody stop looking at me!
**[10:41] ---**
Apparently, Fuyuki-kun's howl at that time
resounded through the entire school.
**[10:53] ---**
Well, it's now nighttime after the day's
chaotic physical exams at school.
**[10:59] ---**
Fuyuki! Hey, Fuyuki!
**[11:02] ---**
I baked some cookies to go with
my coffee. You want some, right?
**[11:10] ---**
I've finally finished my cleaning
punishment from this afternoon.
**[11:14] ---**
Good timing!
**[11:16] ---**
Natsumi-san baked cookies!
**[11:18] ---**
Nothing beats sweets when you're exhausted!
**[11:23] ---**
Wash your hands first!
**[11:25] ---**
Gero!
**[11:26] ---**
It was an accident. Why are you
making such a big deal out of it?
**[11:29] ---**
What are you talking about?
It is a big deal!
**[11:33] ---**
Fuyuki-san won't come out of his room,
**[11:35] ---**
so Natsumi-san went to check on him, but...
**[11:37] ---**
It's your fault, Sis!
**[11:40] ---**
Look, it's the stupid frog's fault, not mine!
**[11:44] ---**
If you have a complaint,
take it up with him over there.
***SIGN*** Over there
**[11:46] ---**
Uncle, I have a bad feeling about this...
**[11:49] ---**
A-At this rate...
**[11:52] ---**
It's your fault!
**[11:53] ---**
Okay, calm down...
**[11:54] ---**
It's your fault, Sarge!
**[11:56] ---**
Okay, calm down...
**[11:57] ---**
Do something about it!
**[11:59] ---**
Like I said, calm down...
**[12:00] ---**
Take responsibility!
**[12:02] ---**
Nevertheless, calm down...
**[12:03] ---**
It may very well go down like that!
**[12:06] ---**
Only one thing to do!
**[12:07] ---**
For my own sake, wait out both of them!
**[12:10] ---**
That's my Uncle!
**[12:12] ---**
Risking your own life
to mediate a sibling spat!
**[12:15] ---**
You'll feel much better
if you let it all out in battle!
**[12:19] ---**
Ready? Fight!
***SIGN*** Covering up his own crime by adding fuel to the fire
**[12:22] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, covering up his own
crime by adding fuel to the fire!
**[12:29] ---**
Fuyuki & Natsumi: The Great Sibling War, Sir!
**[12:39] ---**
This is a battle?
***SIGN*** Arm Wrestling
**[12:41] ---**
Indeed. Arm wrestling is a common
sport all over the world.
**[12:47] ---**
There's even a federation
and high school tournaments!
**[12:52] ---**
Yes, that's true, but what does
it have to do with their quarrel?
**[12:55] ---**
The way they were going, it looked like
their sibling spat was going to involve me, so...
***SIGN*** Sibling Spat
**[13:00] ---**
Hot!
**[13:01] ---**
Let's get started already!
**[13:03] ---**
Gero! Yes, right away!
**[13:05] ---**
Hold on, Sarge.
**[13:07] ---**
I'm down with a competition,
but arm wrestling?
**[13:10] ---**
Trying to escape before we even do it?
**[13:12] ---**
That's why you can't let things go,
but keep moaning and groaning about it.
**[13:17] ---**
I'll do it! That's what you want, right?
**[13:18] ---**
Uh oh! I have to get them started
before they lash out at me!
**[13:21] ---**
Ready... Go!
**[13:36] ---**
Right arm!
**[13:37] ---**
Natsumi-san is the winner!
**[13:41] ---**
Don't worry, Master Fuyuki!
There's still the left arm match!
**[13:50] ---**
All right, ready... Go!
**[13:55] ---**
I'm done with this kind of competition!
**[13:58] ---**
Besides which, there's no way I could beat Sis
when it comes to physical strength!
**[14:01] ---**
Relax, Master Fuyuki!
**[14:03] ---**
Next up...
**[14:05] ---**
A match of blind man's bluff poker,
with ten cookies each at stake!
***SIGN*** Blind Man's Bluff
**[14:09] ---**
I'll explain.
**[14:10] ---**
In blind man's bluff, each player
takes one card from a deck
**[14:13] ---**
and holds it to their forehead
so they can't see what it is.
**[14:16] ---**
They can only see the other person's card
and decide whether to bet or not.
**[14:21] ---**
Incidentally, the higher card wins.
**[14:24] ---**
All right, let's do this.
**[14:26] ---**
Sure, I'm in.
**[14:28] ---**
Instead of chips, we have cookies, so the
first person to lose theirs is the loser.
**[14:33] ---**
Ready? Go!
**[14:41] ---**
Huh. Fuyuki's card is three.
**[14:44] ---**
This'll be an easy win.
**[14:46] ---**
I bet five cookies!
**[14:49] ---**
Five cookies right off the bat?!
**[14:50] ---**
Don't tell me I have a really low card?
**[15:00] ---**
N-No good...
**[15:02] ---**
I can't read Fuyuki's expression!
**[15:05] ---**
What are you going to do, Lady Natsumi?
**[15:09] ---**
I... I fold!
**[15:12] ---**
Natsumi-san folded, so Fuyuki-san
automatically gets one of her cookies.
**[15:18] ---**
Please show your cards.
**[15:19] ---**
No way! I would've won?!
**[15:22] ---**
What the heck, Fuyuki?! You scammed me!
**[15:25] ---**
Didn't you know?
**[15:26] ---**
That's what blind man's bluff is all about.
**[15:29] ---**
S-Smart aleck!
**[15:32] ---**
And now, the next match!
**[15:40] ---**
Ten of diamonds. I can't let
him fool me this time...
**[15:47] ---**
What's wrong?
**[15:49] ---**
Maybe...
**[15:51] ---**
...I have a really high card!
**[15:56] ---**
No, wait, unless that's Fuyuki's trick?
**[16:00] ---**
Come on, Lady Natsumi...
**[16:02] ---**
Are you going to bet or not?
**[16:04] ---**
Which one?!
**[16:07] ---**
I'll bet three cookies!
**[16:09] ---**
I don't like to run away,
so I'll take that bet.
**[16:12] ---**
And now, show your cards!
**[16:16] ---**
I lost?!
**[16:18] ---**
You just pretended you didn't
have confidence! That's not fair!
**[16:23] ---**
It's your fault for falling for it.
**[16:25] ---**
What's that?!
**[16:27] ---**
Stupid frog, next!
**[16:34] ---**
No way! Fuyuki has a king?!
**[16:36] ---**
The only way I can win is if I have an ace!
**[16:40] ---**
Six cookies!
**[16:43] ---**
Gimme a break!
**[16:45] ---**
If I can't beat him, I'd lose all
my cookies and the whole game!
**[16:49] ---**
No good! I'd better drop out right now...
**[16:54] ---**
Huh? Come to think of it, a long time ago,
**[16:56] ---**
didn't something similar happen?
**[16:59] ---**
When was that?
**[17:04] ---**
All right, it's my turn.
**[17:09] ---**
Sis has the Old Maid!
**[17:13] ---**
N-No, I don't!
**[17:15] ---**
Yes, you do!
**[17:17] ---**
How do you know?
**[17:19] ---**
Well, after all, you just gulped!
**[17:22] ---**
I did not gulp!
**[17:26] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[17:28] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:30] ---**
Natsumi-san...
**[17:36] ---**
No problem. I bet the
remainder of my cookies.
**[17:41] ---**
Are you sure about that?
**[17:44] ---**
Yes.
**[17:45] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[17:48] ---**
After acting all cocky,
**[17:50] ---**
you're not going to escape, are you?
**[17:54] ---**
Come on! Stay in the game!
**[17:56] ---**
O-Okay!
**[17:58] ---**
I'm in!
**[18:00] ---**
Then...
**[18:01] ---**
...show your cards!
**[18:10] ---**
I win, Fuyuki!
**[18:13] ---**
I was so sure I read your expression, Sis...
**[18:17] ---**
Did you fall for it because I didn't gulp?
**[18:21] ---**
When we used to play cards back then,
**[18:23] ---**
we often fought, didn't we?
**[18:26] ---**
I'm terrible at keeping a poker face,
so you always saw through me.
**[18:30] ---**
That was frustrating for me,
so it ended up in a fight...
**[18:33] ---**
That's right.
**[18:35] ---**
And you never backed down,
even though you knew you couldn't win.
**[18:41] ---**
That's right...
**[18:45] ---**
But it's strange, isn't it?
**[18:47] ---**
What is?
**[18:48] ---**
Even though we fought all the time,
**[18:50] ---**
we always went back to normal the next day.
**[18:54] ---**
Maybe that's what fights between big sisters
and little brothers are always like.
**[18:59] ---**
I remember one time.
**[19:02] ---**
After our fight,
**[19:04] ---**
you secretly gave me your snack, Sis.
**[19:07] ---**
Did I?
**[19:11] ---**
Then these are all yours, Fuyuki.
**[19:15] ---**
I really made them for you, anyway.
**[19:21] ---**
Thank you, Sis.
**[19:26] ---**
Mmm! They're delicious!
**[19:30] ---**
It seems the competition has been canceled.
**[19:32] ---**
And the sibling fight is over, too.
**[19:35] ---**
Or, like, getting along?
**[19:37] ---**
Well, as siblings fight,
**[19:41] ---**
their bond deepens.
**[19:44] ---**
I'll believe you on that.
**[19:46] ---**
Especially since your big brother
is scary, Corporal Giroro.
**[19:50] ---**
Hey, Keroro. I took out the trash.
**[19:53] ---**
Good job!
**[19:55] ---**
With that, our punishment
for this afternoon is over!
**[19:59] ---**
Good work.
**[20:01] ---**
Here, you guys can have some cookies, too.
**[20:04] ---**
Really?!
**[20:06] ---**
Sure. I made plenty for everyone.
**[20:10] ---**
Soldiers eating cookies?
**[20:12] ---**
Soft snacks like that don't become us.
**[20:14] ---**
But since you insist, I will partake.
**[20:16] ---**
As obstinate as ever, Giroro-san!
**[20:19] ---**
The truth is, you're as happy as a pet fish
**[20:22] ---**
when it's feeding time!
**[20:24] ---**
What kind of weird example is that?!
**[20:34] ---**
Like the old saying goes, adversity
strengthens the foundations.
**[20:37] ---**
I'm glad it turned out so well.
**[20:40] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[20:41] ---**
Gero?
**[20:42] ---**
Sorry, Fuyuki. You were in a bad mood
**[20:45] ---**
because of what happened at the
physical exam this afternoon, right?
**[20:48] ---**
What? No, that wasn't it.
**[20:49] ---**
Huh?
**[20:50] ---**
You threw out an occult magazine
I left lying in the hall, Sis.
**[20:56] ---**
But when I thought about it clearly, I'd already
pasted the important parts in my scrapbook.
**[21:00] ---**
To be honest, I was embarrassed
that I got angry over it.
**[21:03] ---**
Um... I'm not the one who
threw it away, Fuyuki...
**[21:09] ---**
Gero!
**[21:09] ---**
Hey! That magazine...
**[21:13] ---**
You said I could burn it...
**[21:15] ---**
Um, that magazine...
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
Ba-dum
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
Ba-dum
**[21:20] ---**
I may have asked Giroro to dispose of it.
**[21:23] ---**
Ah! But, Master Fuyuki!
**[21:25] ---**
You had already put the important
parts in your scrapbook,
**[21:27] ---**
and felt embarrassed about
getting angry, right?
**[21:30] ---**
Sarge...
**[21:33] ---**
In the end...
**[21:35] ---**
...it was you.
**[21:36] ---**
Gero!
**[21:38] ---**
Th-That aside...
**[21:39] ---**
Come on, both of you!
Let's continue your sibling battle!
**[21:42] ---**
Forget it!
**[21:43] ---**
Kero!
**[21:45] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[21:47] ---**
I didn't do it out of malice!
It was an honest mistake!
**[21:50] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Lady Natsumi!
**[21:53] ---**
Yes, yes, I know.
**[21:55] ---**
I'll listen to all your excuses
after you two become ash.
**[22:01] ---**
H-Hot! That's really hot!
**[22:03] ---**
I... I'm innocent, Natsumi!
**[22:07] ---**
"A spat is evidence that
they get along with each other."
**[22:10] ---**
Keroro and Giroro thought those words over
**[22:13] ---**
as they took their punishment.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[23:52] ---**
This is Fuyuki. Do you guys
know what a UMA is?
**[23:55] ---**
It refers to mysterious creatures
like the Yeti and Mokele-mbembe.
**[23:59] ---**
If dinosaurs still survived
on a mysterious island...
**[24:03] ---**
The idea is irresistible!
**[24:05] ---**
More importantly, the Boys' Festival!
**[24:07] ---**
"Tamama: Monopoly! A Time for Adults, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Fuyuki & Momoka:
The Island of Dr. Kululu, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E108 - Tamama: Monopoly! A Time for Adults, Sir! / Fuyuki & Momoka: The Island of Dr. Kululu, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P4GX/tamama-monopoly-a-time-for-adults-sir--fuyuki--momoka-the-island-of-dr-kululu-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:31] ---**
Today is May 5th, Children's Day.
**[01:34] ---**
They say "a sleeping child grows,"
**[01:36] ---**
but I wonder, what about Private
2nd Class Tamama, sleeping over there?
**[01:41] ---**
Scratching my butt feels so good...
**[01:48] ---**
My... my... my... my tail!!
**[01:55] ---**
Tamama: Monopoly! A Time for Adults, Sir!
**[02:00] ---**
What?! Your tail disappeared?!
**[02:03] ---**
Mr. Sergeant was saying he lost
one of his precious Gundam models,
**[02:06] ---**
so I was searching all over for it
when I suddenly fell asleep,
**[02:08] ---**
and when I woke up, I was like this!
**[02:11] ---**
I see... So, at long last...
**[02:14] ---**
The day is finally upon us,
it seems.
**[02:17] ---**
Huh? Huh? Finally upon us? What is?
**[02:21] ---**
The day when you become an adult, like us.
**[02:24] ---**
Huh?
**[02:24] ---**
An adult... like you?
**[02:27] ---**
The loss of your tail speaks for itself!
**[02:30] ---**
Congrats, congrats!
**[02:32] ---**
Good for you, Tamama.
**[02:34] ---**
You're a proper adult, as of today.
***SIGN*** Child
**[02:38] ---**
Keronians lose their tails
when they become adults.
***SIGN*** Adult
**[02:41] ---**
So I've... I've finally become an adult, too!
**[02:45] ---**
It is the beginning of a new life for me!
**[02:48] ---**
Nyah nyah!
**[02:51] ---**
We've gotta throw a party, sir!
**[02:56] ---**
You're an adult now, so that opens the doors
for "drinking, playing, buying."
**[03:00] ---**
What does that mean?
**[03:02] ---**
Drinking, playing, buying?
**[03:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[03:09] ---**
Gero gero gero...
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro Space Snacks
***SIGN*** ★ Captain Geroro Snacks Contains 1 Specially-Made Card [ These are Captain Geroro Cards! ]
**[03:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, those are...
**[03:19] ---**
Yup! An adult buy from the Intergalactic Net.
**[03:22] ---**
I was ordering sushi anyway, so why not?
**[03:23] ---**
Adult buy?
***SIGN*** Adult Buy
**[03:25] ---**
Adults can buy as much as they want
with the money they earn from working!
**[03:29] ---**
That's called an "adult buy"!
**[03:30] ---**
I can even get a complete set
of the bonus cards all at once!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[03:34] ---**
It's an adult privilege!
**[03:36] ---**
Adult privilege...
**[03:38] ---**
Adult buy...
**[03:40] ---**
I see! One mystery solved!
**[03:43] ---**
That is the "buy" part of
"drinking, playing, buying!"
**[03:47] ---**
I got all the cards, too!
***SIGN*** Special Gold Card
***SIGN*** Bonus Cards
**[03:50] ---**
Gero?! Tha-That's a super-rare
special gold card!
**[03:55] ---**
Ha ha! I can eat all the snacks I want!
**[04:02] ---**
What happened to your snacks?
**[04:04] ---**
I shared them all around.
**[04:06] ---**
I already got all the cards, after all.
**[04:08] ---**
Except for the special gold one!
**[04:11] ---**
So you have to share your snacks
when you become an adult...
**[04:16] ---**
But the fun is only just starting!
***SIGN*** Ignored...
**[04:36] ---**
Walking through Side 6 as an adult
gives it a fresh new feeling...
***SIGN*** No Little Kiddies
**[04:46] ---**
"No Little Kiddies?"
**[04:50] ---**
The world of adults is...
**[04:59] ---**
Waaaah, I thought I'd be an adult by nowwww!
**[05:04] ---**
Can only adults enter here?
**[05:08] ---**
I might find "drinking"
and "playing" beyond here!
**[05:14] ---**
Okay...
**[05:16] ---**
Forwarrrrrd!
**[05:42] ---**
Where are the "drinking" and "playing"?
**[06:00] ---**
Welcome, sir.
**[06:02] ---**
So this is a store only adults can enter...
**[06:07] ---**
My heart is racing...
**[06:13] ---**
Your order, sir?
**[06:15] ---**
Umm, uhh... I...
**[06:19] ---**
Cola... on the rocks.
**[06:23] ---**
As you wish, sir.
**[06:31] ---**
Well then, without dela—
**[06:34] ---**
Adults do not use straws!
**[06:42] ---**
Cola tastes so much better as an adult!
**[06:46] ---**
I get it!
**[06:48] ---**
The "drinking" part of
"drinking, playing, buying"!
**[06:50] ---**
This must be what it meant!
**[06:52] ---**
Barkeep.
**[06:54] ---**
Bill, please.
**[06:58] ---**
I'll pay by card.
**[06:59] ---**
Paying the bill by card, what an adult!
**[07:04] ---**
I have got lots of cards, too!
**[07:08] ---**
Barkeep, bill please.
**[07:10] ---**
I will pay by special gold card!
**[07:15] ---**
Hm? I never ordered a refill.
**[07:19] ---**
Courtesy of the customer over there.
**[07:27] ---**
Wow, so you're a soldier...
**[07:31] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:32] ---**
It is only a matter of time before my Keron Army
completes its invasion of Pekopon.
**[07:39] ---**
By the way, I still have not
heard your name.
**[07:45] ---**
It's Sayuri.
**[07:47] ---**
Sayuri the Geishaaling.
**[07:49] ---**
Sayuri.
**[07:51] ---**
A lovely name.
**[07:55] ---**
Your name is lovely too. Tamama.
**[07:58] ---**
C-Colonel! Colonel Tamama!
**[08:06] ---**
A colonel with a beginner's mark?
**[08:10] ---**
Th-This is...
**[08:12] ---**
...something I wear so I do not forget the days
when I dreamt of becoming a great soldier!
**[08:20] ---**
Oh?
**[08:22] ---**
You know, I like men like that.
**[08:24] ---**
The ones who haven't let go
of their juvenile hearts.
**[08:29] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[08:34] ---**
Your shiny black skin...
**[08:36] ---**
...is very sexy.
**[08:38] ---**
And your wide round eyes...
**[08:44] ---**
I...
**[08:45] ---**
...could see you holding my heart captive.
**[08:48] ---**
Our meeting here today...
**[08:52] ---**
...was fate.
**[08:56] ---**
Wh-What is this...
**[08:58] ---**
This strange feeling bubbling up inside me...
**[09:01] ---**
It is sort of like when
I think of Mr. Sergeant,
**[09:05] ---**
but different...
**[09:08] ---**
Is this the "playing" part of
"drinking, playing, buying"...?
**[09:12] ---**
No... This is... love!
**[09:15] ---**
Yes!
**[09:17] ---**
This is "adult love," no doubt about it!
***SIGN*** Adult Love
**[09:22] ---**
Tama?!
**[09:24] ---**
My head is swimming...
**[09:28] ---**
Maybe I had too much to drink.
**[09:32] ---**
Oh dear, I'm sorry.
**[09:36] ---**
U-Um...
**[09:37] ---**
Colonel Tamama.
**[09:40] ---**
Do you plan to escort me
to the restroom?
**[09:44] ---**
Ah, no... Umm...
**[09:56] ---**
Now then.
**[09:57] ---**
Hello, treasure...
**[10:00] ---**
What are these?!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[10:03] ---**
These cards are worthless...
**[10:07] ---**
Dear, dear.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[10:08] ---**
Trying so hard to act like an adult,
but he's just a little kiddie on the inside.
**[10:16] ---**
Are you okay?
**[10:18] ---**
This is yours, right?
**[10:20] ---**
Huh? Huh? Huh?!
**[10:23] ---**
Give it up, poya!
**[10:25] ---**
Habitual space pickpocket Sayuri!
**[10:27] ---**
I've caught you red-handed!
You're under arrest, poya!
**[10:32] ---**
Now give back what you stole, poya!
**[10:45] ---**
Tha-That's...
**[10:48] ---**
...not mine!
**[10:51] ---**
That's her wallet!
**[10:54] ---**
Tamama...
**[10:56] ---**
Even if you're not committing a crime,
I still have an outstanding warrant for you, poya!
**[11:00] ---**
You're arrested, poyan!
**[11:01] ---**
Okay, fine!
**[11:03] ---**
The "playing" part of
"drinking, playing, buying"...
**[11:06] ---**
It means...
**[11:09] ---**
Adult Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Adult
**[11:27] ---**
She is gone now.
**[11:29] ---**
What got into your head?
**[11:30] ---**
You were this close to being caught, as well!
**[11:35] ---**
Why did you help me?
**[11:37] ---**
Because...
**[11:39] ---**
I mean...
**[11:40] ---**
You were about to give back
the wallet you stole.
**[11:45] ---**
So I don't think you're
actually a bad person.
**[11:49] ---**
You're naive.
**[11:51] ---**
You won't be able to make it
in the adult world like that.
**[11:55] ---**
Stupid kid.
**[11:57] ---**
I am not a stupid kid!
**[12:00] ---**
Tama?
**[12:01] ---**
Ahhh! My tail! When did that—?!
**[12:05] ---**
I was an adult until just now!
**[12:08] ---**
Sayuri!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[12:16] ---**
Sayuri! Where did you go?
**[12:20] ---**
Sayuri!
**[12:20] ---**
Little colonel with a beginner's mark.
**[12:22] ---**
Sayuri!
**[12:23] ---**
Thank you.
**[12:27] ---**
We will never meet again...
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[12:31] ---**
No! I am sure we will!
**[12:38] ---**
The "If we lived twice" Gun in
the warehouse must have misfired,
**[12:42] ---**
and turned Tamama into an adult, obviously.
**[12:46] ---**
And then he turned back to normal
when the time ran out.
**[12:51] ---**
Geez, what a lot of bother!
**[12:53] ---**
I can eat lots of sweets!
**[12:55] ---**
I am fine staying as a kid!
**[12:58] ---**
So, well, Private 2nd Class
Tamama is the same as ever,
**[13:01] ---**
but I hope he can become
a great adult someday.
**[13:05] ---**
Tama!
**[13:14] ---**
Golden Week!
**[13:16] ---**
Did you all go out somewhere?
**[13:19] ---**
Like on a vacation to a southern island.
**[13:21] ---**
Like, a Lovey-Dovey Mission
to a Southern Island!
**[13:24] ---**
I have to properly confess
to Fuyuki-kun today!
**[13:28] ---**
But...
**[13:29] ---**
Why're you punks here with us?!
**[13:32] ---**
What?! Natsumi isn't coming?!
**[13:34] ---**
I couldn't find Kululu-senpai
anywhere, either.
**[13:38] ---**
Lady Momoka, how long's it take to
get some in-flight refreshments?
**[13:41] ---**
I keep pushing the button!
**[13:43] ---**
Ah, not tha—
**[13:46] ---**
That's the emergency eject button!
**[13:54] ---**
Fuyuki & Momoka:
The Island of Dr. Kululu, Sir!
**[14:02] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[14:03] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[14:11] ---**
Fuyuki... kun...
**[14:13] ---**
Oh, good, you're awake...
**[14:15] ---**
Are we...
**[14:17] ---**
...okay?
**[14:18] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:20] ---**
But... where on Earth...
**[14:22] ---**
This really doesn't look like one of the
beach islands owned by our family...
**[14:29] ---**
I wonder if the sergeant's okay.
**[14:30] ---**
I'm sure he's fine.
Everyone's with him, after all.
**[14:34] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[14:36] ---**
Besides, the Nishizawa rescue party
should come rushing to us at any moment.
**[14:40] ---**
Ah... Wait...
**[14:42] ---**
That means...
**[14:44] ---**
I'm all alone with Fuyuki-kun
until help gets here!
**[14:51] ---**
Wh-What's that voice?
**[14:52] ---**
There's something there.
**[14:53] ---**
Something unidentified...
**[14:56] ---**
It could be an Unidentified
Mysterious Animal!
***SIGN*** UMA Unidentified Mysterious Animal
**[15:00] ---**
Like now's the time to be rejoicing!
**[15:02] ---**
What if it attacks us?!
**[15:07] ---**
If I used the transmitter embedded in here,
I could call for help immediately, but...
**[15:12] ---**
...if it means we can stay on our own,
**[15:14] ---**
I'll spit in the face of danger!
***SIGN*** Growwwwl
**[15:19] ---**
Come to think of it, we haven't
eaten anything since this morning.
**[15:23] ---**
Okay...
**[15:25] ---**
Ah... come here!
**[15:29] ---**
Now! Got it!
**[15:31] ---**
I did it, Nishizawa-san!
**[15:32] ---**
Take that and that and that
and that and that!
**[15:35] ---**
We've caught a big one, Fuyuki-kun!
**[15:39] ---**
That was really tasty, Nishizawa-san!
**[15:42] ---**
It kind of feels like a wild
nature resort, doesn't it?
**[15:46] ---**
Oh, this mood is quite good...
**[15:48] ---**
Is this my chance to confess?
**[15:52] ---**
Wh-Wh-What should I...
**[15:56] ---**
Oof...
**[15:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[16:00] ---**
I thought I'd make some preparations
so they can find us.
**[16:05] ---**
I mean, if they knew where we were,
**[16:08] ---**
help would've come a long time ago, right?
**[16:11] ---**
Paul-san and the others are
probably worrying about you.
**[16:15] ---**
They must be frantic.
**[16:18] ---**
If I use this, help will come right away...
**[16:21] ---**
But...
**[16:25] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, let me help, too!
**[16:34] ---**
We don't have enough wood...
**[16:36] ---**
Okay!
**[16:37] ---**
Orya!
**[16:42] ---**
We did it!
**[16:44] ---**
When night falls, we'll set these alight.
**[16:47] ---**
A Nishizawa Group surveillance satellite
should find us for sure!
**[16:52] ---**
Then that means we'll only
be alone until nightfall.
**[16:58] ---**
Are you okay, Nishizawa-san?
**[16:59] ---**
Huh? Oh, yes, I'm just a little thirsty...
**[17:03] ---**
I'll go look, then!
**[17:06] ---**
There's probably a spring or spring
water or something around here.
**[17:08] ---**
But it'll be dangerous.
**[17:10] ---**
There might be something out there...
**[17:12] ---**
I'll be fine, I'll be fine!
**[17:13] ---**
Ah, Fuyuki-kun!
**[17:18] ---**
There's something odd about this forest.
**[17:21] ---**
The trees, the ground...
It all looks artificial...
**[17:24] ---**
But I feel safe with you beside me.
**[17:28] ---**
R-Really?
**[17:32] ---**
Ahhh! Something's here!
**[17:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, let's get out of here, quickly!
**[17:36] ---**
It's okay!
**[17:38] ---**
That's probably a sasquatch or yeti-type UMA,
***SIGN*** Sasquatch
***SIGN*** Yeti
**[17:41] ---**
so it shouldn't be any threat.
**[17:43] ---**
If things get bad, you can leave it to me!
**[17:45] ---**
Fuyuki-kun will protect me!
**[17:49] ---**
Ahh, I'm so grateful for
this thrilling situation!
**[18:01] ---**
Huh? S-Sarge?
**[18:04] ---**
Oh, good! You were safe!
**[18:09] ---**
Dendro!
**[18:14] ---**
Dendro!
**[18:15] ---**
What's happened to you, Sarge?!
**[18:17] ---**
Get outta the way!
**[18:18] ---**
Dendro!
**[18:22] ---**
You big...!
**[18:23] ---**
Dendro?!
**[18:24] ---**
How dare you do that to Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:28] ---**
Dendro!!
**[18:32] ---**
I was tryin' to get him to protect me,
not the other way around!
**[18:35] ---**
I gotta make sure not to overdo it too much!
**[18:38] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, are you hurt?
**[18:40] ---**
I'm okay. Thanks!
**[18:47] ---**
Giroro?!
**[18:51] ---**
Tamama?!
**[18:55] ---**
Hey, you!
**[18:57] ---**
You could hurt someone with that!
**[19:02] ---**
Why are they all like that?
**[19:04] ---**
Crap, I saved him again...
**[19:06] ---**
But... how long can I even keep this up...?
**[19:10] ---**
Dendro...
**[19:12] ---**
I really should call for help right now...
**[19:15] ---**
But then it'll be the end of
my alone time with Fuyuki-kun.
**[19:20] ---**
Ahhh... What should I...
**[19:22] ---**
What should I do...
**[19:24] ---**
Stop it, Sarge!
**[19:26] ---**
Dendro!
**[19:27] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:27] ---**
Stop it, Giroro!
**[19:30] ---**
Oo-hoh!
**[19:32] ---**
Stop it... Tamama...
**[19:34] ---**
Bun bun bun buuun!
**[19:37] ---**
Dendro?
**[19:38] ---**
Take this!
**[19:39] ---**
Dendro!
**[19:42] ---**
Oryaaa!
**[19:45] ---**
Hey, you brats!
**[19:47] ---**
Never lay your dirty frickin' hands
on Fuyuki-kun again!
**[19:50] ---**
Dendrofusion.
**[20:22] ---**
Ahh! Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:28] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:31] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:33] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[20:36] ---**
I'm okay!
**[20:37] ---**
Darnit, darnit, darnit...
**[20:39] ---**
Let me out, you frickin'...
**[20:47] ---**
Sarge, let us out!
**[20:49] ---**
I really... have no choice
but to call for help.
**[20:52] ---**
Goodbye, my couple's paradise...
**[21:12] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:13] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[21:16] ---**
You'll be punished if you
don't behave yourselves.
**[21:19] ---**
You're causing me no end of trouble,
barging into my test site like this.
**[21:23] ---**
Test site?
**[21:30] ---**
This island is my Special Pekoponian
Suit Development Plant.
**[21:34] ---**
After the commander and the others
were ejected from the plane,
**[21:37] ---**
by a strange quirk of fate,
they landed on this island,
**[21:40] ---**
and got incorporated into my experimental
Pekoponian suits while still unconscious.
**[21:47] ---**
Quit frickin' making things
that cause trouble!
**[21:50] ---**
How dare you put Fuyuki-kun in danger!
**[21:53] ---**
But it was quite fun, wasn't it?
**[21:55] ---**
Like an exciting, heart-racing vacation!
**[21:57] ---**
Ah... Yes, you're right!
**[21:59] ---**
I'll admit it was a bit of fun.
**[22:03] ---**
But... next time...
**[22:07] ---**
...I'm gonna confess for sure!!
**[22:10] ---**
I'll cheer you on,
so give it your best, Momoka-chan!
**[22:11] ---**
Milady Momoka!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:51] ---**
It is Dororo here.
**[23:53] ---**
That I, feeble as I once was,
can now fight day and night for Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Uncharacteristically Serious!!
**[23:56] ---**
is wholly thanks to my dear mother.
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket Deed
**[23:58] ---**
Oh, really, thank you, thank you!
***SIGN*** Luxury Lacquered Letter Box
**[24:00] ---**
One must truly be grateful
for a mother's love.
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that!
***SIGN*** Crackle Crackle
**[24:03] ---**
If it's shoulder-rubbing you want,
leave it to me!
***SIGN*** Quiver Quiver
**[24:06] ---**
"Keroro: Operation Soothe Mom, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Dororo: The Galactic Express,
Under Siege and into Dark Territory, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Y-You are...
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E109 - Keroro: Operation Soothe Mom, Sir! / Dororo: The Galactic Express, Under Siege and into Dark Territory, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9V48/keroro-operation-soothe-mom-sir--dororo-the-galactic-express-under-siege-and-into-dark-territory-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
***SIGN*** Mothers' Day Fair
**[01:32] ---**
It'll soon be Mothers' Day.
Are you all showing thanks to your mothers?
**[01:36] ---**
Hinata-san! Manuscript's done!
**[01:39] ---**
Thanks, as always!
**[01:41] ---**
Yes, I'm on my way right now.
Thanks for taking care of the printing!
**[01:47] ---**
I've got loads of time.
**[01:52] ---**
Hinata Aki, mother of the Hinata family,
has a job as the editor of a manga magazine.
**[01:57] ---**
It's a really hard job.
**[02:04] ---**
Whew... I'm back!
**[02:07] ---**
Three all-nighters in a row is no joke...
**[02:09] ---**
Lady Mom, welcome home, ma'am!
**[02:12] ---**
Oh, Kero-chan! Where are Fuyuki and Natsumi?
**[02:14] ---**
They'll still be in school
at this hour, ma'am.
**[02:17] ---**
Oh, of course, it's not even midday.
**[02:20] ---**
I have to do something about this.
I'm losing my sense of time...
**[02:24] ---**
Lady Mom looks quite tired, sir...
**[02:30] ---**
But it's my first time home in a while...
I should make them dinner.
**[02:35] ---**
Kero...
**[02:40] ---**
Does hitting your shoulders
make you comfortable, ma'am?
**[02:42] ---**
Ah...! You were watching, Kero-chan?!
**[02:46] ---**
You can leave such an easy job to me, ma'am!
**[02:49] ---**
Huh?
**[02:50] ---**
Oryaaaaa!
**[02:52] ---**
Kero-chan, what are you—?!
***SIGN*** Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap
**[02:57] ---**
Oh...
**[02:59] ---**
Kero-chan, you're good at this!
A bit ticklish, but it feels good!
**[03:03] ---**
How is it now?
**[03:04] ---**
Thanks! It feels a lot better.
**[03:07] ---**
Oh, I'm just pleased to have been of help!
**[03:10] ---**
I know!
**[03:12] ---**
Here you are, a tip.
**[03:15] ---**
Gero?
**[03:17] ---**
It's a proper reward for your labor.
**[03:20] ---**
Yes... It begun with an act
of simple goodwill...
**[03:29] ---**
Keroro: Operation Soothe Mom, Sir!
***SIGN*** Pumped Up
**[03:40] ---**
What sudden motivation
is it this time, Keroro?
**[03:43] ---**
Giroro-kun, I have discovered
it at last, sir.
**[03:46] ---**
A new aspect of Pekoponian biology.
**[03:49] ---**
What?! Does it give us a hint
for the invasion?
**[03:52] ---**
Striking the shoulders of a Pekoponian
**[03:54] ---**
increases their favorability
towards you, sir.
**[03:56] ---**
Furthermore, you can even
receive rewards for it...
***SIGN*** In other words!!
**[03:59] ---**
In other words!
**[04:01] ---**
Aaah, thank you!
**[04:03] ---**
This is awesome, Sarge!
**[04:04] ---**
If we beat, beat, and beat the heck
out of the Pekoponians' shoulders,
**[04:07] ---**
we'll rake in money hand over fist and
have tons of cash for our invasion budget!
***SIGN*** Keronian Approval Rating
**[04:11] ---**
Our popularity will go through the roof,
**[04:13] ---**
and before you know it, we'll be
thanking them for handing over Pekopon!
**[04:17] ---**
Are you sure?
**[04:18] ---**
Increase power! Increase endurance!
***SIGN*** Increase Power
***SIGN*** Increase Endurance
**[04:21] ---**
And please Lady Mom more and more!
**[04:24] ---**
And then, naturally, the reward will...!
**[04:29] ---**
And so, Keroro's mistaken training began!
***SIGN*** Crackle Crackle
**[04:32] ---**
It's hot! It's hot!
***SIGN*** Quiver Quiver
**[04:36] ---**
Kero!
***SIGN*** Kablam
**[04:44] ---**
It is mine.
**[04:46] ---**
A power that surpasses all limits is mine.
**[04:48] ---**
This extreme technique,
delivering 16 blows per second...
**[04:52] ---**
Are you sure you do not
have a spring in there?
**[04:55] ---**
No spring.
**[04:58] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[04:59] ---**
And now to beat the heck out
of Lady Mom's shoulders!
**[05:04] ---**
Gero?
**[05:05] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki!
**[05:08] ---**
A massage chair?
**[05:09] ---**
Yeah. You often see them in bath houses
and places like that.
**[05:12] ---**
Mom's been seeming a little tired
recently, don't you think?
**[05:15] ---**
I think Mom would be happy to have
one of those around the house.
**[05:18] ---**
But they're expensive, aren't they?
**[05:20] ---**
Even for a Mothers' Day present,
that's a little...
**[05:23] ---**
I don't think we can afford it...
**[05:25] ---**
I have money saved up from New Year's,
so I can chip in a little bit.
**[05:28] ---**
Why don't we go to the appliance store
and check them out?
**[05:31] ---**
Good idea.
**[05:32] ---**
Massage? Shoulder-pounding?
**[05:34] ---**
Could Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
also be aiming for Lady Mom's shoulders?
**[05:37] ---**
I have not a moment to lose, sir!
**[05:40] ---**
Lady Mom's shoulders are mine!
I will not hand them over!
**[05:44] ---**
Lady Mom! Lady Mom!
**[05:47] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[05:49] ---**
Not here. She's at work again,
even though it's a Sunday, sir.
**[05:53] ---**
Which must mean that Lady Mom's shoulders
are in a really bad place right now!
***SIGN*** Y-You are...
***SIGN*** Watanabe-kun, an editor
**[06:02] ---**
Lady Mom!
***SIGN*** Anti-barrier
**[06:03] ---**
Kero-chan?!
**[06:05] ---**
Huh?
**[06:06] ---**
Ahhh, no, nothing, sorry!
**[06:08] ---**
I think I'll go for a little break.
**[06:13] ---**
Lady Mom.
**[06:15] ---**
Please say at any time if you'd
like your shoulders pounded!
**[06:18] ---**
You should know better than to
come to my workplace like this!
**[06:21] ---**
I'll ask you for a shoulder-pounding
after I get home.
**[06:24] ---**
Don't hesitate! Now!
**[06:25] ---**
It'll be too late by the time
you get home, ma'am!
**[06:28] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki also
have your shoulders in their sights!
**[06:31] ---**
Natsumi and Fuyuki...? Shoulder-pounding?
**[06:35] ---**
What's up, Hinata-san? Are you okay?
**[06:39] ---**
Anyway, Kero-chan! We'll do the
shoulder-pounding after I get home!
**[06:42] ---**
I'll be done with work really soon.
**[06:44] ---**
Is something wrong? I heard you saying
something about shoulder-pounding...
**[06:47] ---**
Ah, it's really nothing,
I was talking to myself...
**[06:49] ---**
I was just remembering about
my shoulder-pounding ticket.
**[06:52] ---**
Shoulder-pounding ticket?
**[06:54] ---**
My kids gave it to me when they were young.
**[06:56] ---**
Come to think of it, I think stored it somewhere
without ever using it...
**[07:00] ---**
I wonder if I lost it.
**[07:03] ---**
Gero gerori.
***SIGN*** Shoulder
Shoulder-
Pounding
Team
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
**[07:05] ---**
Shoulder-pounding ticket, you say?
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
**[07:08] ---**
Shoulder-pounding ticket!
**[07:10] ---**
In other words, a ticket granting
all shoulder-pounding rights to the holder!
**[07:13] ---**
And the deed which guarantees this right
should be somewhere in this house!
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket Deed
***SIGN*** Luxury Lacquered Letter Box
**[07:20] ---**
Umm, this isn't a period drama.
**[07:22] ---**
So we just need to find
that luxury lacquered letter box!
**[07:26] ---**
Look, I don't think...
**[07:27] ---**
The two of them will be back soon, with their
sights set on Lady Mom's shoulders, sir!
**[07:31] ---**
Before they get back, we need to
find that shoulder-pounding ticket,
**[07:34] ---**
and complete our raking-it-in, through-the-roof,
thanks-for-Pekopon, tons-of-cash system!
**[07:40] ---**
Luxury lacquer, luxury lacquer...
**[07:45] ---**
Hmmm... It's not here, sir.
**[07:47] ---**
Aah!
**[07:48] ---**
Did you find it, sir?!
**[07:50] ---**
They have been left out,
so now they are all soggy.
***SIGN*** Rice crackers
**[07:54] ---**
Ohh, why didn't they return them
to the tin? It's such a waste...
**[07:59] ---**
Wait, no! We have no time for this!
Split up and search, sir!
**[08:04] ---**
Not here, sir...
**[08:07] ---**
I can't find it at all.
**[08:12] ---**
What's up? Locked or something?
**[08:15] ---**
No, I... I'm not sure it's right to be going
into someone's room without permission...
**[08:19] ---**
You're saying that now? Want me
to rifle through the house for ya?
**[08:26] ---**
Stop...!
**[08:27] ---**
I... I'll search Natsumi's room!
**[08:30] ---**
It's not here, sir!
**[08:31] ---**
It is not here!
**[08:32] ---**
It's not here, either!
**[08:34] ---**
Nope.
**[08:36] ---**
Ooh! Jackpot!
**[08:38] ---**
Did you find it?
**[08:39] ---**
'Fraid not.
**[08:41] ---**
I forgot that I borrowed this place to store all
the Gundam models I don't have space for, sir.
**[08:50] ---**
There's only one place left, the place most likely
to hold the shoulder-pounding ticket deed...
**[08:55] ---**
This room, sir!
***SIGN*** Lady Mom's Room
**[08:59] ---**
Lady Mom, excuse us, ma'am...
**[09:02] ---**
A surprisingly normal room.
**[09:04] ---**
Good grief. What did you expect?
**[09:07] ---**
Oh, you'd be surprised.
Normal rooms like these...
**[09:10] ---**
...sometimes hide some shocking secrets...
**[09:16] ---**
A massage chair really was impossible.
**[09:19] ---**
Yes, at that price...
***SIGN*** Super Bargain Price Double Points!!
**[09:21] ---**
Just a bit...
**[09:24] ---**
But it's not something to get
that disappointed about!
**[09:28] ---**
I'll try to save up my New Year's money
starting next year, too.
**[09:31] ---**
Let's buy one together for her someday.
***SIGN*** WORK IN PROGRESS NO ENTRY
**[09:35] ---**
Wh-What is this?
***SIGN*** WORK IN PROGRESS NO ENTRY
**[09:39] ---**
It won't open, Sis!
**[09:41] ---**
This is their doing again!
***SIGN*** Bikes
**[09:48] ---**
Oh, here we go!
**[09:53] ---**
The competition prize in
last month's issue of *Shonen Alpha:*
**[09:55] ---**
a Captain Geroro marionette doll!
**[09:58] ---**
I sent ten postcards and got nothing!
**[10:00] ---**
Ooh! And here's info on the officially
unannounced *Galaxy Express Gero 9!*
**[10:06] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
What are you up to?! Open up!
**[10:10] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi!
**[10:11] ---**
Stupid frog, get out here!
**[10:14] ---**
Stand back, Fuyuki.
**[10:22] ---**
Where are you, stupid frog?!
**[10:24] ---**
G-Gero.
**[10:25] ---**
This is bad, sir. We have to
quickly find the ticket deed...
***SIGN*** ...unding Ticket
**[10:30] ---**
Shoul...der... pounding?
**[10:34] ---**
What are you doing in Mom's room?!
**[10:36] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[10:38] ---**
G-Gero!
**[10:40] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi, please wait, ma'am!
**[10:41] ---**
You mustn't resort to violence, ma'am!
**[10:43] ---**
Oh, my...
**[10:46] ---**
What are you all doing?
**[10:47] ---**
Mom!
**[10:48] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[10:49] ---**
The stupid frog went into
your room on his own.
**[10:52] ---**
Oh... Huh...?
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
**[10:55] ---**
Oh, look! It's the shoulder-pounding ticket!
**[10:58] ---**
Good job finding that!
**[10:59] ---**
Gero? This thing?
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket Deed
**[11:02] ---**
Shoulder-pounding ticket?
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
**[11:05] ---**
I-It's kinda...
**[11:06] ---**
...not what...
**[11:07] ---**
...we had imagined.
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
**[11:10] ---**
Yes. And the ticket's for her, not for you.
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
**[11:15] ---**
Then...!
**[11:18] ---**
My tons-of-cash system...!
**[11:23] ---**
Here you go, Mom. Your Mothers' Day present.
**[11:26] ---**
We really wanted to buy you a
massage chair or something, but...
**[11:29] ---**
A massage chair?
**[11:31] ---**
I don't need one of those.
***SIGN*** Shoulder-Pounding Ticket
**[11:33] ---**
I've got this.
**[11:36] ---**
No expiration date, right?
**[11:39] ---**
Sure! Leave it to me!
**[11:41] ---**
Ah, Fuyuki, no fair! I'll do it, too!
**[11:46] ---**
Gero...
**[11:49] ---**
Thanks, Kero-chan!
**[11:50] ---**
This is all thanks to
you finding that ticket!
**[11:54] ---**
Well... As long as you're happy, I...
**[11:58] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[12:00] ---**
Gero?
**[12:01] ---**
Can I ask you for a shoulder-pounding, too?
**[12:04] ---**
Let's do it together, Sarge!
**[12:08] ---**
With pleasure!
***SIGN*** Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap
**[12:10] ---**
Ahh, that feels good!
**[12:13] ---**
Let me do it, too!
***SIGN*** Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap
**[12:15] ---**
Now, see, this is why I don't like
working with amateurs.
**[12:17] ---**
Put more wrist into it.
**[12:18] ---**
Zip it.
**[12:20] ---**
Gero...
**[12:21] ---**
He didn't get a tip,
**[12:23] ---**
but Sergeant Keroro was able to put his training
in shoulder-pounding to plenty of good use.
**[12:27] ---**
All's well that ends well.
**[12:38] ---**
Platform 0 at Tokyo Station,
**[12:40] ---**
hidden under an anti-barrier, is a
platform for the Galactic Railway Line.
***SIGN*** A Warm Welcome to Dororo-kun's Honorable Mother from everyone in the Keroro Platoon
**[12:49] ---**
How many years has it been since
I last saw my dear mother?
**[12:52] ---**
I can hardly wait to guide her around the sights
of this beautiful planet called Pekopon.
**[12:56] ---**
What kind of person is
Dororo-senpai's mother?
**[12:59] ---**
Uh? Dororo's mother?
**[13:02] ---**
I remember meeting her a
number of times as a child.
**[13:05] ---**
Oh, thank you, thank you!
**[13:06] ---**
I seem to remember her being quite short.
**[13:10] ---**
She didn't leave much of
an impression, did she?
**[13:12] ---**
As expected from Dororo-senpai's mother.
**[13:15] ---**
Um! I... n-never mind!
**[13:19] ---**
That said, she is taking her time, indeed.
**[13:22] ---**
I would have expected her
to have arrived by now.
**[13:25] ---**
This is an important announcement.
**[13:26] ---**
The Express Comet M-03 scheduled
for arrival at 00:00
**[13:30] ---**
has left its orbit near Pluto,
and is currently out of control.
**[13:32] ---**
There is the possibility that
the train has been hijacked.
**[13:35] ---**
Hijacked?!
**[13:37] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[13:41] ---**
Dororo: The Galactic Express,
Under Siege and into Dark Territory, Sir!
**[13:59] ---**
That's the Galactic Express Comet M-03.
**[14:03] ---**
The Galactic Railway is fully automatic,
using the latest in artificial intelligence.
**[14:07] ---**
Whoever's taken it over has
one heck of a hacking skillset.
**[14:13] ---**
Whoever the culprit is,
**[14:14] ---**
with the combined forces of our
Keroro Platoon, we have nothing to fear!
**[14:18] ---**
Let's band together and take back that train!
**[14:21] ---**
Thank you, Keroro-kun!
**[14:23] ---**
Thank you... All for my dear mother...
**[14:26] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
stay onboard and gather intel!
**[14:29] ---**
Corporal Giroro, Lance Corporal Dororo,
**[14:31] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
you are to follow me!
***SIGN*** Uncharacteristically Serious!!
**[14:34] ---**
Our first priority is the safety
of the passengers and the cargo!
**[14:37] ---**
Be extremely careful how
you use your weapons!
**[14:39] ---**
Ohhhh! Keroro is showing proper leadership!
**[14:43] ---**
So cool!
**[14:51] ---**
All docked!
**[14:55] ---**
Gero...
**[15:01] ---**
Looks like a freight car.
**[15:03] ---**
Ooh, here we are!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro Space Snacks
**[15:05] ---**
They're all safe! Thank goodness!
**[15:08] ---**
Ah! Captain Geroro Space Snacks!
**[15:11] ---**
Yaaaay!
**[15:12] ---**
You can't get these on Pekopon!
**[15:14] ---**
Exclusive to the Galactic TV Network!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Inner-Tokyo, c/o Hinata Family Keroro-sama Product Name: Perishables
**[15:18] ---**
Had them sent through on this train!
**[15:20] ---**
That's all you cared about, jerkface?!
**[15:22] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[15:29] ---**
Looks like the train's defensive
systems are going berserk.
**[15:33] ---**
Move it, move it! We're out of here, Keroro!
**[15:37] ---**
Noooo! My Captain Geroro Space Snacks!
**[15:42] ---**
We're getting a signal from the front car.
**[15:44] ---**
Lessee what it decodes to.
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
**[15:47] ---**
"Ha ha ha ha ha..."
**[15:49] ---**
What's this? A laugh?
**[15:53] ---**
Probably 556's laugh or something.
**[15:55] ---**
He probably learned of the incident
and came running to help, sir.
**[15:58] ---**
Well, guess we can leave the rest to him.
**[16:02] ---**
No, actually, this laugh
might be you-know-who...
**[16:06] ---**
You-know-who?
**[16:07] ---**
There's some info here that
a Viper was seen on the train.
**[16:11] ---**
Viper?!
**[16:12] ---**
What a true disaster!
**[16:13] ---**
Mother!
**[16:15] ---**
Dororo!
**[16:21] ---**
Zeroro?
**[16:22] ---**
Mother!
**[16:25] ---**
I'm so relieved! You're not hurt in any way?
**[16:27] ---**
So that's Dororo-senpai's mother!
**[16:30] ---**
Oh! You're Zeroro's friends?
**[16:32] ---**
Truly, thank you, thank you,
for getting along with my son.
**[16:36] ---**
Nice to see you again.
**[16:41] ---**
Viper!!
**[16:42] ---**
So you were the one who
took over this train?
**[16:47] ---**
I am on my way to visit my son.
**[16:49] ---**
I have no part in this incident, my dear!
***SIGN*** Viper (mother)
**[16:51] ---**
Viper parenthesis "mother."
**[16:53] ---**
Wh-What?! Then who's the one
in control here?!
**[16:58] ---**
Take care of my mother!
**[16:59] ---**
I am going to stop the front car!
**[17:02] ---**
Wait a sec!
**[17:04] ---**
Better watch out. The enemy's
not screwing around.
**[17:07] ---**
Gero...
**[17:08] ---**
Would you like some lunch?
**[17:10] ---**
Would you like some tea?
**[17:11] ---**
In-car refreshments... sir?
**[17:14] ---**
Would you like a cutlet sandwich?
**[17:16] ---**
They seem angry about something.
**[17:18] ---**
Then we will break through by force, sir!
**[17:20] ---**
Charge!
**[17:26] ---**
Ticket, please.
**[17:28] ---**
I... have no ticket!
**[17:30] ---**
Illegal passenger detected!
**[17:38] ---**
The back of the blade.
**[17:43] ---**
You... you're a blasted Keronian!
**[17:45] ---**
Never thought I'd be seeing one of you here!
**[17:48] ---**
Viper!
**[17:49] ---**
So a Viper was behind
this incident, after all!
**[17:52] ---**
It looks like we made them even madder!
**[17:56] ---**
Would you like some juice?
**[18:00] ---**
We need to put a stop to this!
**[18:02] ---**
If this was a movie, right about now,
**[18:04] ---**
someone who happened to be on the train,
like a police detective,
**[18:06] ---**
or a felon on the run,
would join in the fight with us!
**[18:11] ---**
Did someone say police, poyo?
**[18:13] ---**
Huh?
**[18:16] ---**
Poyon-chan from the space police!
**[18:19] ---**
I just so happen to have an extremely
talented felon under my escort right now!
**[18:23] ---**
Marvelous!
**[18:25] ---**
Then I seek his immediate assistance, ma'am!
**[18:30] ---**
S-So he's...
**[18:32] ---**
...the extremely talented felon, ma'am?
**[18:35] ---**
Call me Snake.
**[18:37] ---**
Ahh... S-So, Master Snake,
what brings you in there...
**[18:41] ---**
He was selling instant dumpling
sweet potatoes online,
***SIGN*** Sweet potatoes Made on Planet Dysee
**[18:43] ---**
and fraudulently misrepresenting
their origin, poyo!
***SIGN*** Made on Planet Kintoki
**[18:48] ---**
In what way does that make
him a talented felon?!
**[18:52] ---**
Would you like a sandwich?
**[18:53] ---**
They're here!
**[18:55] ---**
Would you like some peanuts?
**[18:58] ---**
There's no choice! To the buffet car, sir!
**[18:59] ---**
Buffet car?
**[19:01] ---**
Movies usually have a super-talented cook
who's also a former mercenary!
**[19:07] ---**
Hello, master cook!
**[19:09] ---**
May I ask, what was your profession
before you became a cook?
**[19:12] ---**
I taught karate in Japan.
**[19:14] ---**
Though only by mail.
**[19:17] ---**
They're here!
**[19:18] ---**
Okay, the rest is up to you!
**[19:20] ---**
Would you like some oolong tea?
**[19:22] ---**
I thought as much...
**[19:23] ---**
What are the space police up to?!
**[19:25] ---**
All the trains are off the tracks
and going crazy!
**[19:28] ---**
We've got our hands full, poyo!
**[19:30] ---**
*All* the trains?!
**[19:32] ---**
They're all headed in the
same direction, poyo!
**[19:35] ---**
Where are they headed, ma'am?
**[19:37] ---**
Would you like some?
**[19:38] ---**
Would you like some?
**[19:47] ---**
She's strong!
**[19:48] ---**
Thank you all for what you're doing
for my son, thank you, thank you...
**[19:53] ---**
Take this!
**[20:02] ---**
Not bad. But I ain't gonna lose!
**[20:05] ---**
I, too, cannot afford to lose,
for the sake of my dear mother!
**[20:09] ---**
Hmm?! What?!
**[20:11] ---**
I ask that you obediently return
the train to its former course,
**[20:13] ---**
and release the passengers!
**[20:15] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[20:16] ---**
I just came to save my mom!
**[20:18] ---**
Aren't you the trainjacker?!
***SIGN*** Viper (son)
**[20:22] ---**
Viper parenthesis "son."
**[20:24] ---**
O-Oh, my.
**[20:25] ---**
Then, Viper-dono,
you are the same as myself...
**[20:29] ---**
In that case, let's call it off for now!
**[20:31] ---**
Illegal passenger detected!
Illegal passenger detected!
**[20:34] ---**
We fight together!
**[20:43] ---**
Stop this train right now!
**[20:45] ---**
Or I'll blow up the whole thing!
**[20:47] ---**
Ha ha... ha ha... ha ha...
**[20:54] ---**
"Ha ha"?
**[20:55] ---**
Don't know when you're beat, huh...
**[20:57] ---**
Wait, my friend!
**[20:59] ---**
What?!
**[21:01] ---**
Finally broke in!
**[21:03] ---**
The trains are heading for Ihatov,
**[21:06] ---**
the first planet to build
the Galactic Railway.
**[21:08] ---**
It's home to the mother computer that
governs the operation of all the trains.
**[21:13] ---**
The mother computer... Mother?!
**[21:16] ---**
Haha (mother).
**[21:19] ---**
Perhaps it has been trying to visit
its mother computer?
**[21:23] ---**
Mother. Want... to meet...
**[21:27] ---**
Mother. Mother.
**[21:29] ---**
Viper!
**[21:30] ---**
He is not our enemy!
**[21:32] ---**
What?!
**[21:34] ---**
Oh, my dear, you've come to see me, my son!
**[21:38] ---**
Mom!
**[21:40] ---**
Hug.
**[21:42] ---**
S-Son?
**[21:43] ---**
Mom?
**[21:44] ---**
That's right! Today is Space Mothers' Day,
the first in 3,025 years, poyo!
**[21:49] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Space Mothers' Day
**[21:51] ---**
Space Mothers' Day?!
**[21:53] ---**
Zeroro!
**[21:53] ---**
My dear mother!
**[21:54] ---**
Everything is all right now.
**[21:56] ---**
Take a look outside.
**[21:58] ---**
You can see Ihatov.
**[22:09] ---**
And so, for that day, the Galactic Railway
suspended service on all lines.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:53] ---**
After gazing at the box art, lift off the lid,
and enjoy the view of the runners.
***SIGN*** Mentsuyu
**[23:57] ---**
This is a moment of bliss...
**[23:59] ---**
But never mind that... I feel my strength
draining... my eyes, misting over...?
**[24:03] ---**
My consciousness, slowly fading...?!
**[24:06] ---**
"Keroro: A Slightly Mysterious Wonder Drug, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Full of energy!
***SIGN*** Neighboring Seas
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro: All Roads Lead To Starfruit, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero...
# E110 - Keroro: A Slightly Mysterious Wonder Drug, Sir! / Keroro: All Roads Lead To Starfruit, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ81KN/keroro-a-slightly-mysterious-wonder-drug-sir--keroro-all-roads-lead-to-starfruit-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:32] ---**
It happened, literally,
like a bolt from the blue!
***SIGN*** Bolt from the blue
**[01:37] ---**
Ah, this refers to lightning. A bolt
of lightning out of a clear blue sky.
***SIGN*** Top Secret 002 Operation V /!\ This is the Keroro Platoon's Pekopon Invasion Plan
**[01:42] ---**
Wh-What is this well-formulated plan?!
**[01:45] ---**
This can work! This can actually work!
***SIGN*** Success probability 200%
**[01:50] ---**
A strategy making use of planetary alignment.
**[01:52] ---**
As great as I am,
not even I anticipated this one.
***SIGN*** Operation V
**[01:55] ---**
It's gentle to the Earth,
**[01:57] ---**
and grants hope and courage to children.
**[01:59] ---**
A truly faultless invasion plan!
**[02:02] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, this is amazing!
**[02:04] ---**
This proves we can do things if we try!
**[02:15] ---**
Ahh, sorry, I wasn't listening...
**[02:17] ---**
What?!
**[02:19] ---**
Ahh, right, the invasion plan...
***SIGN*** Covered in drool
**[02:22] ---**
Sounds good... I'm in, I'm in.
**[02:25] ---**
Hey! There's something wrong with you, dumbo!
**[02:28] ---**
Uh? There is?
**[02:29] ---**
I'm the same as ever, sir...
**[02:35] ---**
Keroro: A Slightly Mysterious
Wonder Drug, Sir!
**[02:52] ---**
Excuse me. How long are you
going to wipe that one glass?
**[02:57] ---**
Careful!
**[02:59] ---**
Yeesh... what are you doing, stupid frog?
**[03:02] ---**
I'm sorry, ma'am.
**[03:05] ---**
F-Forget it.
**[03:08] ---**
I'll do the rest. You go fill the bath.
**[03:12] ---**
Roger, ma'am.
**[03:15] ---**
Was he...
**[03:17] ---**
...always that light?
**[03:21] ---**
I'm back!
**[03:23] ---**
Sorry, Sarge! That model
you asked for was...
**[03:27] ---**
Huh? Sarge?
**[03:29] ---**
Sarge?
**[03:31] ---**
Hm? The water's been left running...
**[03:36] ---**
S-Sarge?!
**[03:39] ---**
Gero...
**[03:41] ---**
Are you okay, Sarge?
**[03:43] ---**
I just got a little dizzy, sir.
**[03:45] ---**
So? Do we know what caused this?
**[03:48] ---**
"Unknown."
**[03:49] ---**
Basically, doesn't correspond to
any disease yet discovered.
**[03:53] ---**
That would make our commander
the first recorded case.
**[03:56] ---**
Oh no! Isn't there anything we can do?
**[03:58] ---**
Never mind that, Master Fuyuki.
**[04:01] ---**
My Gundam model...
**[04:04] ---**
Sorry. I couldn't buy it...
**[04:06] ---**
I see.
**[04:08] ---**
It is popular, after all, sir.
**[04:11] ---**
I'll look elsewhere for it
and buy it for you,
**[04:13] ---**
so you just rest.
**[04:15] ---**
I'm sorry for the trouble, sir.
**[04:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[04:18] ---**
What will become of our plan to bestow
the youth with hope and courage...?
**[04:24] ---**
How long are you going
to lie there, you dumbo?!
**[04:26] ---**
Get your lazy butt out of bed!
**[04:28] ---**
G-Giroro-kun...
**[04:29] ---**
Please stop!
**[04:33] ---**
Uncle!
**[04:34] ---**
Don't die, Uncle!
**[04:37] ---**
I... If I'm going to lose you, I...!
**[04:38] ---**
Dying, dying...!
**[04:41] ---**
I might as well mow down both of us
and this entire planet!
**[04:46] ---**
What?!
**[04:47] ---**
Lady Mois, calm down, calm down!
**[04:50] ---**
Don't worry, Uncle.
**[04:52] ---**
There won't be time to
feel pain or suffering.
**[04:56] ---**
It will be a merciful judgment.
***SIGN*** Apocryphal Armageddon
**[04:58] ---**
Apocryphal Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Apocryphal Armageddon
**[05:00] ---**
One oneth!
**[05:01] ---**
I dooon't wannaaa diiiiie!!
**[05:05] ---**
Not good!
**[05:09] ---**
Back of the blade. Forgive me, Mois-dono.
**[05:14] ---**
We're saved...
**[05:15] ---**
Sarge?
**[05:18] ---**
Kero-chan's that bad?
**[05:19] ---**
I see... Take good care of him, okay?
**[05:23] ---**
I think I'll be able to
get home earlier today.
**[05:27] ---**
Maybe I'll buy him a get-well gift.
***SIGN*** Special Gift Sale
Plus-Size Women's Clothing Sale
**[05:33] ---**
I'm sorry. It looks like we're all out.
***SIGN*** Today's Shipment All Sold Out!!
**[05:37] ---**
No can do, I'm afraid. You've gotta
preorder these things if you want them.
**[05:42] ---**
We just sold the last one...
**[05:45] ---**
I can't tell you when we'll get more in.
**[05:53] ---**
I'll look just a little longer.
**[05:59] ---**
What?!
**[06:00] ---**
You're taking advantage of me!
**[06:02] ---**
It never used to be this much!
**[06:04] ---**
The Space Washington Treaty
came into force recently.
**[06:07] ---**
There are tight controls on
Space Cerberus liver now.
**[06:12] ---**
Even the wholesale price is close
to thirty times what it was.
**[06:15] ---**
How's a three-year loan sound?
**[06:17] ---**
Ugh... Forget it!
**[06:24] ---**
Who's going to take command
if not you, Keroro?
**[06:38] ---**
I found it!
**[06:40] ---**
Sarge! Sarge!
**[06:43] ---**
I bought your Zakrello!
**[06:53] ---**
Sarge...
**[06:57] ---**
No way... He can't be...
**[07:01] ---**
Sarge!
**[07:03] ---**
You can't die!
***SIGN*** Suck
***SIGN*** Wha...
**[07:10] ---**
I thought I was going to suffocate!
**[07:12] ---**
Lady Mois, please be a little more
careful how you place the towel...
**[07:16] ---**
Okay.
**[07:17] ---**
Are you okay, Sarge?
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, Master Fuyuki.
**[07:21] ---**
As you can see, I'm feeling much better.
**[07:24] ---**
Sarge...
**[07:25] ---**
Body temperature still climbing.
**[07:28] ---**
He's weakening still further.
**[07:30] ---**
In other words, he's getting worse and worse.
**[07:33] ---**
Oh no... Then what will happen to Sarge?
**[07:36] ---**
We'll have to leave it to chance.
**[07:38] ---**
Getting into sudden accidents
or contracting unknown diseases
**[07:42] ---**
is an obvious risk for invaders.
**[07:45] ---**
Risk...
**[07:48] ---**
Giroro... I've been wanting to see you.
**[07:53] ---**
That really good strategy...
from the meeting...
**[07:57] ---**
About that... If anything happens to me,
**[08:00] ---**
Giroro, I want you to take command...
**[08:05] ---**
You idiot! *You're* our leader, aren't you?!
**[08:08] ---**
You have to be the one to do it!
**[08:13] ---**
Calm down, Giroro!
**[08:14] ---**
Uncle!
**[08:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[08:17] ---**
Keep it together, Keroro!
**[08:20] ---**
He's...
**[08:22] ---**
I'm home!
**[08:23] ---**
How's Kero-chan looking?
**[08:27] ---**
Oh, dear... Then I'd better hurry!
**[08:32] ---**
Lady Mois... Tamama...
**[08:35] ---**
Kululu... Dororo...
**[08:38] ---**
Giroro... Master Fuyuki.
**[08:41] ---**
And I'm thankful to Lady Natsumi
and Lady Mom, too, sir.
**[08:45] ---**
I have lived a life without regret, sir.
**[08:53] ---**
I brought you a get-well gift.
**[08:55] ---**
Huh?
**[08:56] ---**
Mom...
**[08:57] ---**
Kero-chan, could you close
your eyes for a second?
**[09:00] ---**
Kero?
**[09:01] ---**
Okay, open wide and say "ahhh"...
**[09:03] ---**
Ahhh...
**[09:05] ---**
Wider.
**[09:06] ---**
Ahhhh!
***SIGN*** Crunch
**[09:26] ---**
What is this ambrosia?
**[09:28] ---**
What is this utopia?
**[09:30] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[09:34] ---**
SO GOOD!
**[09:37] ---**
What is this? What is this?!
It's super good!!
**[09:39] ---**
It's starfruit.
**[09:41] ---**
Also known as carambola,
kiwi star, and yángtáo.
**[09:44] ---**
It's a member of the wood sorrel family,
and you find it in tropical regions.
**[09:48] ---**
A little sour, with a refreshing smell,
**[09:50] ---**
kind of like the breeze
of a southern country...
**[09:53] ---**
Or, like, gorgeous flavor?
**[09:55] ---**
It's not very common on Earth,
**[09:58] ---**
but I thought it'd suit Kero-chan perfectly.
**[10:00] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[10:01] ---**
It's delicious!
**[10:03] ---**
Lady Mom, you have my
heartfelt gratitude, ma'am!
**[10:05] ---**
I'm glad you like it.
**[10:07] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize
for the worry I caused, sir!
**[10:10] ---**
Thanks to you all,
**[10:12] ---**
Sergeant Keroro has made a grand recovery!
***SIGN*** Full of energy!
**[10:15] ---**
This one'll shock you.
**[10:17] ---**
It's a Pekoponian plant,
**[10:19] ---**
but it contains a high concentration
of Keron constituents.
**[10:22] ---**
I'd call it a wonder drug.
**[10:24] ---**
Chomp.
**[10:25] ---**
I'm so happy for you, Sarge!
**[10:27] ---**
Gero gero!
**[10:28] ---**
But what illness could he possibly have had?
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, May disease, surely?
**[10:35] ---**
May disease.
**[10:36] ---**
Stress and unease that accumulates from
an inability to adapt to a new environment,
**[10:39] ---**
leading to symptoms such as insomnia,
exhaustion, lethargy, and more.
**[10:44] ---**
Kero-chan, does that ring any bells?
**[10:46] ---**
Kero... Now that I think about it...
**[10:48] ---**
I was thinking about how we're now into
the third year of our invasion plan,
**[10:51] ---**
but I don't care about it very much,
**[10:53] ---**
and there are new Gundam models out,
plus the ones I never built,
**[10:57] ---**
and there's the UL beta version...
**[10:59] ---**
I carry stress and unease
with me every day, really.
**[11:02] ---**
Ah, but, as you can see,
**[11:04] ---**
now I'm healthy and full of energy!
**[11:06] ---**
Keroro, you dumbo!!
**[11:08] ---**
Because of you, we've squandered our
once-in-a-lifetime chance for invasion!
**[11:12] ---**
I should never have worried!
**[11:14] ---**
Gero...
**[11:15] ---**
The sergeant aside, I hope you all spend
this refreshing season refreshingly!
**[11:28] ---**
Refreshing breeze, pleasant sunlight...
**[11:31] ---**
May has a way of making your
heart dance, doesn't it?
**[11:35] ---**
Oh, but what of Sergeant Keroro,
who has May disease?
**[11:39] ---**
Pekopon...
**[11:41] ---**
Everything about it is precious.
**[11:46] ---**
Gero gero... I tear up every time I watch it!
**[11:50] ---**
I'm surprised you don't get tired of that.
**[11:52] ---**
So? Are you done cleaning the bath?
**[11:55] ---**
I finished it just now, ma'am.
**[11:57] ---**
Huh? So... and the garden?
**[11:59] ---**
I got that out of the way
first thing this morning, ma'am.
**[12:02] ---**
Incidentally, the washing and
the shopping are done, as well.
**[12:05] ---**
If you have any other requests,
I am all ears.
**[12:09] ---**
Oh! Sergeant Keroro
is not his normal self today!
**[12:12] ---**
He's like a totally different person.
**[12:14] ---**
I mean, a totally different stupid frog.
**[12:16] ---**
I wonder if that's the reason?
**[12:18] ---**
You know, the starfruit.
**[12:20] ---**
Bingo! Nail on the head, sir!
**[12:22] ---**
That alluring fruit that Lady Mom
bought for me. That celestial flavor!
***SIGN*** Mentsuyu
**[12:26] ---**
Starfruit gives me courage, energy,
**[12:30] ---**
and motivation as well, sir!
**[12:32] ---**
The moment I most look forward to each day!
**[12:36] ---**
So good!!
**[12:39] ---**
He looks so happy eating those.
**[12:41] ---**
He does seem to exaggerate a bit, though.
***SIGN*** Mentsuyu
**[12:43] ---**
Okay, I'll just have one more plateful.
**[12:45] ---**
Gero!
**[12:46] ---**
None! None! None!
**[12:48] ---**
Nothing!
**[12:50] ---**
All gone!
**[12:51] ---**
The End...!
**[12:53] ---**
Kero...
**[12:55] ---**
Don't act so surprised. If you eat them,
of course they're going to run out.
**[12:58] ---**
Waaaaah! Waaaaah!
**[13:00] ---**
What will be my joy in life
from tomorrow onwards, sir?!
**[13:04] ---**
It's not that bad...
**[13:07] ---**
They sell them at the store...
**[13:08] ---**
Kero!
**[13:10] ---**
The store, the store!
**[13:11] ---**
Which store, sir?!
**[13:16] ---**
Keroro: All Roads Lead To Starfruit, Sir!
**[13:25] ---**
The time has come! To buy up all
the starfruit from the Pekoponians!
**[13:29] ---**
And I have...
**[13:32] ---**
...the funds, sir!
**[13:38] ---**
That does look tasty!
**[13:40] ---**
Ah, but I'm here for...
where are you, my starfruit?
**[13:44] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[13:47] ---**
I found it, sir!
**[13:50] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[13:52] ---**
Starfruit, 850 yen each.
**[13:55] ---**
Kero...
**[13:59] ---**
Starfruit, 850 yen each.
**[14:02] ---**
How many billions is 850 yen?
**[14:05] ---**
I could buy an HG with 850 yen.
***SIGN*** 1 ☆ (Starfruit) = 1 HG
**[14:10] ---**
We could say, 1 ☆ = 1 HG.
***SIGN*** 1/144 Zack = 0.5 ☆ (Starfruit)
**[14:14] ---**
1/144 Zack = 0.5 ☆.
**[14:18] ---**
If 4 ☆ = 1 MG at sale price, then...!
**[14:23] ---**
Kero...
**[14:39] ---**
What in the world is up with that pricing?!
**[14:41] ---**
It's preposterous, sir!
**[14:43] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[14:44] ---**
They're probably expensive because
not many people eat them.
**[14:48] ---**
Not many people eat them, you say?!
**[14:50] ---**
They are kind of unusual.
**[14:52] ---**
Unusual?!
**[14:54] ---**
They're just fruit, after all.
**[14:56] ---**
Even with oranges, strawberries, or apples,
**[14:58] ---**
it's not like you eat them every day.
**[15:00] ---**
"Just" fruit?! Did you just say that?!
**[15:03] ---**
Then we should eat them every day, ma'am!
**[15:05] ---**
Huh? How?
**[15:07] ---**
However we have to.
**[15:10] ---**
Which brings me to today's task!
**[15:13] ---**
How to make it so that we can easily
obtain starfruit anywhere, at any time,
**[15:16] ---**
so that we can eat them anywhere,
at any time. That's today's meeting, sir!
**[15:21] ---**
Oh, bravo!
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[15:25] ---**
Hm? Where's all your passion?
***SIGN*** It's 8am! Everyone gather!
**[15:28] ---**
Yo!
**[15:33] ---**
Geez! You could join in, at least!
**[15:35] ---**
Isn't it a bit sudden?
**[15:37] ---**
He just follows his whims.
It's not exactly a new thing.
**[15:40] ---**
Lest we forget, it was your fault that we
failed a plan with a 200% success rate!
**[15:44] ---**
Oh yeah, that did happen.
**[15:47] ---**
Gero.
**[15:48] ---**
The plan to utilize the maximized potential
energy of the planetary alignment
**[15:52] ---**
to conquer Pekopon in one fell swoop.
**[15:55] ---**
Already missed the window on that one.
**[15:57] ---**
Be not disappointed!
**[15:58] ---**
For there is nothing to fear, sir!
**[16:01] ---**
The prosperous proliferation
of starfruit will itself
**[16:03] ---**
be our shortest path to
the conquest of Pekopon!
**[16:06] ---**
I don't think it's going
to be quite that easy.
**[16:08] ---**
And so, I bring you:
***SIGN*** Operation Eventually Everything Becomes "SF" (Starfruit)
**[16:11] ---**
Operation Eventually Everything
Becomes "SF" (Starfruit)!
**[16:15] ---**
What's this plan going to be?
**[16:18] ---**
Lend me your ears, sir.
**[16:22] ---**
You're amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:24] ---**
I'll follow you my entire life!
**[16:28] ---**
Success probability over 1,500%!
***SIGN*** Perfect
**[16:32] ---**
A logically impossible figure.
**[16:34] ---**
Good for the health of Pekopon,
**[16:36] ---**
putting an end to all Pekopon's
wars and conflicts,
**[16:40] ---**
and creating a world where good
children can live healthily.
**[16:42] ---**
What a wonderful plan this is!
**[16:46] ---**
How many times in the past have I looked
down upon this man called Keroro...
**[16:47] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you're so amazing!
**[16:49] ---**
Am I?
**[16:50] ---**
Then let the operation begin!
***SIGN*** Unnamed Island Owned by an Unnamed Country
***SIGN*** Neighboring Seas
***SIGN*** 200 km Above the Pacific
**[17:28] ---**
Now!
**[17:29] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Nuclear Power Plant, Unnamed Country
***SIGN*** Neo
***SIGN*** Jellyfish
**[17:46] ---**
How do you like this, sir?
**[17:47] ---**
The phenomenal power of the
Keroro-Type Starfruit Neo!
**[17:51] ---**
These seeds can bear fruit
the moment they're sown!
**[17:55] ---**
Not only will lack of water in
dry areas be a thing of the past,
***SIGN*** Neo
**[17:57] ---**
So good!
***SIGN*** Ozone Hole
***SIGN*** Ozone Layer
**[17:59] ---**
the carbon dioxide problem and the hole
in the ozone layer will also be resolved!
**[18:02] ---**
Its sweet yet sour flavor will
mellow out hearts on edge,
**[18:05] ---**
putting an end to the bloody conflicts
plaguing the planet!
**[18:08] ---**
And even for our large friends,
**[18:10] ---**
they will quench not only the stomach,
**[18:12] ---**
but also the heart!
**[18:13] ---**
And once Starfruit Neos have
permeated the entire world,
**[18:17] ---**
we'll move to the next stage:
**[18:19] ---**
development of new product lines
making use of the Starfruit Neo!
**[18:25] ---**
I'm proud of this one.
**[18:27] ---**
Looks like a Starfruit Neo, but...
**[18:29] ---**
...this is actually a steak!
**[18:31] ---**
I also have...
**[18:32] ---**
...a pizza like a Starfruit Neo...
**[18:34] ---**
...a beef bowl like a Starfruit Neo...
**[18:36] ---**
...gyoza like a Starfruit Neo...
**[18:39] ---**
And so on, take your pick!
***SIGN*** Boat
***SIGN*** Boat
***SIGN*** Carrier
***SIGN*** Jet Fighter
***SIGN*** Shell
**[18:57] ---**
Okay, okay, no pushing!
***SIGN*** New Release!! 300 yen Starfruit Burger Owner's Recommendation Today Only, 40 For Sale!
**[18:59] ---**
This one's sea salt,
and this one's curry flavor.
**[19:02] ---**
We also have chocolate and mayonnaise.
**[19:05] ---**
Our new starfruit flavor is sold out.
**[19:10] ---**
Starfruit bunnies stay the size they are.
**[19:14] ---**
I'll only sell one to a child who will
take good care of it for its entire life.
**[19:30] ---**
I am Generalissimo Keroro, formerly
known as Sergeant Keroro, sir.
**[19:35] ---**
I hereby declare my conquest
of Pekopon complete, sir.
**[19:41] ---**
Keroro!
**[19:43] ---**
Keroro!
**[19:47] ---**
Generalissimo Keroro-sama.
**[19:49] ---**
Thanks to your starfruit,
**[19:50] ---**
the world has found peace and happiness.
**[19:53] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[19:56] ---**
Bring it to me.
**[19:57] ---**
Right.
**[19:58] ---**
Gazing over this fully conquered Pekopon
**[20:01] ---**
as I put together Gundam models
will surely bring me great enjoyment!
**[20:06] ---**
Generalissimo, as you asked.
**[20:11] ---**
Gero?
**[20:12] ---**
Th-This isn't...!
**[20:14] ---**
Gero?! G-Gero gero?!
**[20:17] ---**
No!
**[20:18] ---**
It can't be!
**[20:22] ---**
Gero...
**[20:24] ---**
Nooo, nooo, the Gundam models
have to stay as they are!
**[20:29] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki
**[20:30] ---**
Huh? What's the matter, Generalissimo?
**[20:32] ---**
Aaaaah! Lady Natsumi!
**[20:34] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[20:36] ---**
Even Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki have...
**[20:38] ---**
Everything... anything and
everything has become...
**[20:42] ---**
...starfruit!!
**[20:44] ---**
Gero gero...
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[20:54] ---**
Sarge! Sarge!
**[20:57] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:58] ---**
Ah, he's awake!
**[21:00] ---**
Huh? I...
**[21:03] ---**
Thank goodness...
**[21:04] ---**
It was... all a dream...?
**[21:07] ---**
This has been a valuable, if clichéd,
experience for me, sir...
**[21:11] ---**
Gero?
**[21:12] ---**
Excuse me just a second, sir!
**[21:14] ---**
Ah, Sarge...
**[21:19] ---**
Oh, yes! This is how it has to be!
**[21:22] ---**
What's he so excited about?
**[21:23] ---**
Eating the last of the starfruit
**[21:26] ---**
must have been quite a shock to him.
**[21:28] ---**
W-Well, never mind, what's eaten is eaten...
**[21:32] ---**
If you like them that much,
we can buy them for you again.
**[21:34] ---**
N-No...
**[21:36] ---**
I love starfruit, but they're good
because they're a rare treat, ma'am.
**[21:41] ---**
One can have too much of a good thing,
as the saying goes, ma'am!
**[21:45] ---**
I've never heard the stupid frog
talk so much sense.
**[21:48] ---**
Are we sure he didn't hit his head
in the wrong place?
**[21:51] ---**
Kero! What an unfounded assertion!
**[21:53] ---**
I'm in top form, thank you, sir!
**[21:56] ---**
In fact, I'm glad to be awake.
**[21:59] ---**
You really gave me a shock!
**[22:01] ---**
Don't worry us like that again.
**[22:02] ---**
Gero...
**[22:04] ---**
Earth invasion by starfruit.
**[22:06] ---**
It was a dream in the end, but it
seemed fun and peaceful, didn't it?
**[22:10] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's idea of a perfect invasion
**[22:13] ---**
may, in fact, look a lot like that.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
***SIGN*** Today Boys are Banned! Stupid Frogs, Too!!
**[23:52] ---**
Koyuki here. On my way to school,
there's a certain place I like with a good view.
**[23:56] ---**
It's on the top of a particular telephone pole
that's a little bit taller than all the others.
***SIGN*** Ain't Here, Yo
**[24:00] ---**
But it's dangerous,
so don't try that at home!
**[24:02] ---**
Never mind that!
**[24:04] ---**
Lady Mom is mine!
**[24:06] ---**
"Koyuki: Shinobi-Style Pajama Party, Sir!"
***SIGN*** The guy she's after (Enemy)
**[24:10] ---**
"Natsumi: The Messed-Up
Home Teacher Visit, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E111 - Koyuki: Shinobi-Style Pajama Party, Sir! / Natsumi: The Messed-Up Home Teacher Visit, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDK7M/koyuki-shinobi-style-pajama-party-sir--natsumi-the-messed-up-home-teacher-visit-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
A pajama party?
**[01:34] ---**
Yep! We've got tomorrow off, after all.
***SIGN*** Pajama Party
(interpreted as)
Nightwear Festivity
**[01:39] ---**
Wow... That sounds kind of fun, doesn't it?
**[01:43] ---**
Right? So why not come over
to my place for the night?
**[01:46] ---**
Okay! Then it will be my pleasure
to accept your invitation!
**[01:49] ---**
Okay, see you later!
**[01:54] ---**
A nightwear soirée?
**[01:56] ---**
Yes! So I'm going to be staying over
at Natsumi-san's tonight.
**[02:00] ---**
I see...
***SIGN*** Pajama Party
(interpreted as)
Nightwear Festivity
**[02:02] ---**
To whittle away the night and greet the dawn
sharing silly stories with like-minded souls.
**[02:07] ---**
It is an important component in
building a mutual friendship.
**[02:10] ---**
I am most pleased for you, Koyuki-dono.
**[02:12] ---**
Enjoy yourself to the fullest this night.
**[02:14] ---**
Thanks!
**[02:16] ---**
Okay, see you!
**[02:26] ---**
Staying at a friend's house
**[02:28] ---**
is quite new and exciting, isn't it?
**[02:34] ---**
Koyuki: Shinobi-Style Pajama Party, Sir!
***SIGN*** Today Boys are Banned! Stupid Frogs, Too!!
**[02:40] ---**
Okay, okay, that's enough...
**[02:42] ---**
Koyuki-chan, I can't believe
you had it so wrong...
**[02:46] ---**
Yes. I completely pictured us dancing
around in nightwear to greet the dawn.
**[02:51] ---**
It's nothing like that.
**[02:52] ---**
A pajama party's just a normal sleepover.
**[02:55] ---**
What kind of stuff happens normally?
**[02:59] ---**
Uhhh...
**[03:00] ---**
Watching DVDs...
Chatting while reading magazines...
**[03:05] ---**
Eating snacks and stuff!
**[03:07] ---**
If it's snacks we need, I brought plenty!
***SIGN*** Snakes Preserved in Honey
**[03:11] ---**
Snakes preserved in honey.
***SIGN*** Smoked Lizard
**[03:14] ---**
Smoked lizard.
***SIGN*** Whole Dried Giant Salamander
**[03:18] ---**
Whole dried giant salamander.
**[03:21] ---**
I brought what's known in our circle
as the three great delicacies!
**[03:25] ---**
These giant salamanders in particular
are very delicious!
**[03:29] ---**
I... I think I might pass...
**[03:31] ---**
They are a protected species, after all.
**[03:33] ---**
Well, in that case...
**[03:35] ---**
What do you think? Cute, huh?
***SIGN*** Bidon
Guchi
Shaneri
**[03:38] ---**
That one there is by Bidon,
and that one's by Shaneri!
**[03:41] ---**
They're very popular blacksmiths!
**[03:44] ---**
I suppose they're like big brands, then?
**[03:47] ---**
What's a brand?
**[03:49] ---**
Oh, Koyuki-chan!
**[03:52] ---**
They sound like they're having fun.
**[03:54] ---**
It says there're no boys allowed today.
**[03:56] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[03:57] ---**
Look, look what I got!
**[04:00] ---**
Lady Natsumi gave back one of my
Gundam models all of a sudden!
**[04:03] ---**
And this one's the Guntank!
**[04:05] ---**
Wow. That's an unusual one!
**[04:09] ---**
You need two people to pilot the Guntank!
**[04:12] ---**
This kind of model really makes me feel
the charm of the analog world, sir!
**[04:14] ---**
It may be inconvenient, but that's
exactly what gives it that retro charm!
**[04:18] ---**
I have to praise Lady Natsumi's
newfound taste, sir!
***SIGN*** Teehee
Giggle
Giggle
Teehee
**[04:21] ---**
Gero?
**[04:23] ---**
It sounds lively up there, sir.
**[04:24] ---**
Azumaya-san's over to stay the night.
**[04:28] ---**
How nice that is!
**[04:30] ---**
Spending a night under the same roof
**[04:33] ---**
is sure to bring them even closer together!
**[04:37] ---**
C-Closer together...?
**[04:39] ---**
Well then, my night will be
dedicated to this Guntank, sir!
**[04:43] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[04:45] ---**
Huh.
**[04:47] ---**
So Sis must have given him back
his model so he wouldn't butt in.
***SIGN*** Squish
***SIGN*** Umbrella Stop
**[05:02] ---**
Umbrella!
**[05:08] ---**
Natsumi-san, you're more of
a scaredy-cat than I thought!
**[05:11] ---**
I... I'm okay, this isn't all that...
**[05:18] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan! Aren't you
clinging to me a bit much?
**[05:22] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[05:32] ---**
You're clinging to me a bit too much.
***SIGN*** Today Boys are Banned! Stupid Frogs, Too!!
**[05:40] ---**
Ready, Natsumi-san?
**[05:42] ---**
Ah... I guess...
**[05:44] ---**
Here we go!
**[05:45] ---**
And push!
**[05:47] ---**
Oh, Natsumi-san, you're so soft!
**[05:49] ---**
Nothing like you, though.
**[05:51] ---**
Woww... Natsumi-san, your back's so warm...
**[05:55] ---**
Ahh! Hey!
**[05:57] ---**
Stuck to you like glue!
**[05:58] ---**
Hey, that tickles!
**[06:02] ---**
Koyuki-chan, you're incorrigible...
**[06:05] ---**
Your skin is so smooth!
**[06:07] ---**
Koyuki-chan, you're incorrigible...
**[06:11] ---**
I'm just going to go get some tea.
**[06:14] ---**
Huh? That... didn't sound good...
***SIGN*** Today Boys are Banned! Stupid Frogs, Too!!
**[06:18] ---**
Giro...
**[06:19] ---**
Excuse me, what were you doing there?!
**[06:21] ---**
I was just... looking for my
inertial-controlled rocket launcher...
**[06:26] ---**
Why would it be here?!
***SIGN*** Get a boyfriend with summer natural make-up!
**[06:32] ---**
What are these?
**[06:34] ---**
Fashion magazines!
***SIGN*** The Kogal-Type
**[06:36] ---**
This summer, get your man
using natural-style make-up!
**[06:41] ---**
What's this about?
**[06:43] ---**
Ah, that!
**[06:44] ---**
It's about natural make-up that doesn't stand
out, to make the guy you're after fall for you!
**[06:49] ---**
I see!
***SIGN*** Natural make-up that doesn't stand out
**[06:54] ---**
Natural make-up that doesn't stand out.
***SIGN*** The guy she's after (Enemy)
**[06:58] ---**
The guy she's after.
***SIGN*** Falling for her
**[07:00] ---**
Falling for her!
**[07:01] ---**
...She's got totally the wrong idea.
**[07:03] ---**
We use that method often!
**[07:06] ---**
Wow, do you?
**[07:09] ---**
As for me, I prefer to highlight my best sides
to make the person I like turn his head.
**[07:14] ---**
The person you like?
**[07:15] ---**
Natsumi-san, you have someone you like?!
***SIGN*** Ba-thump!
**[07:19] ---**
Wh-What are you saying, Koyuki-chan?!
**[07:21] ---**
I... I don't have anyone!
**[07:24] ---**
Hmmm, sounds suspicious...
**[07:26] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan, what about you?
**[07:30] ---**
Well...
**[07:32] ---**
I think I'm happy just being
friends with you for now.
**[07:36] ---**
I... I see...!
**[07:38] ---**
Well, we are good friends!
**[07:41] ---**
We are, aren't we?
**[07:43] ---**
Where are we on the ABC scale, do you think?
(Similar to "1st/2nd/3rd base" in English.)
***SIGN*** Ba-THUMP!!!
**[07:47] ---**
Huh?! ABC... really?
**[07:50] ---**
Koyuki-chan, you know about that?
**[07:52] ---**
Yes, of course!
***SIGN*** Ei (Capture)
**[07:53] ---**
Ei (Capture)! Dash across the plains
to capture the prey!
***SIGN*** Bii (Prepare)
**[07:57] ---**
Bii (Prepare)! Set up camp in the forest,
in preparation for any eventuality!
***SIGN*** Shii (Watch)
**[08:01] ---**
Shii (Watch)! Never neglect
your observation of the enemy!
***SIGN*** Koyuki-Style Ei Bii Shii
**[08:05] ---**
ABC, Koyuki-chan version.
**[08:07] ---**
A... ABC, you say...?!
**[08:10] ---**
A: Attack!
**[08:13] ---**
B: Bomb!
**[08:19] ---**
C: Checkmate!
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro Version
**[08:23] ---**
ABC, Corporal Giroro version.
**[08:26] ---**
Acguy!
**[08:28] ---**
Bigro!
**[08:29] ---**
Char's Custom-Type Zaku!
**[08:31] ---**
Incidentally, these are ABC,
Sergeant Keroro version.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro Version ABC
**[08:35] ---**
I wonder if we're about B by now?
**[08:38] ---**
I... I don't think we are...
**[08:41] ---**
Why don't we try for C tonight?
**[08:42] ---**
What...?
**[08:53] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[08:57] ---**
Hm?! Dororo?!
**[08:59] ---**
My humblest apologies...
But for the sake of Koyuki-dono,
**[09:02] ---**
I cannot allow you to intrude any further!
**[09:04] ---**
How amusing.
**[09:06] ---**
Then I'll hold nothing back!
**[09:11] ---**
No, umm... You see, it's like this...
**[09:13] ---**
Ohh, I see now!
**[09:15] ---**
Huh? You got it from that?
**[09:18] ---**
Yes.
**[09:20] ---**
I expected no less.
**[09:23] ---**
I cannot withdraw a single step, my friend!
**[09:29] ---**
Well, then!
**[09:30] ---**
Let's take a bath and go to bed!
**[09:33] ---**
Natsumi-san...
**[09:34] ---**
Do you want to take a bath together?
**[09:36] ---**
What?!
**[09:38] ---**
That woman... Does she know no bounds?!
**[09:40] ---**
I won't allow it!
**[09:44] ---**
I'll blow that bathroom to bits!
**[09:47] ---**
Y-You must not!
**[09:50] ---**
Ah, Giroro! Look, look!
**[09:53] ---**
See the power you can unleash
when you concentrate!
**[09:57] ---**
I finished it in no time!
**[09:59] ---**
Shut it!
**[10:05] ---**
Gero!
**[10:06] ---**
My... Guntaaaank...!
**[10:15] ---**
My... my leader...
**[10:18] ---**
Y-You...
**[10:19] ---**
What?! Me?!
**[10:21] ---**
Taste the wrath of Ryu's regrets!!
**[10:30] ---**
Natsumi-san, there's something
going on in the garden!
**[10:34] ---**
It's probably just Giroro and his campfire.
**[10:38] ---**
I suppose so!
**[10:42] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:43] ---**
What is it?
**[10:45] ---**
I feel happy. Like we've
gotten a little closer today.
**[10:50] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:52] ---**
But, um, Koyuki-chan?
**[10:54] ---**
Yes?
**[10:54] ---**
Is that how you normally sleep?
**[10:57] ---**
Well...
**[10:58] ---**
It depends on the time and place, but...
**[11:01] ---**
Today I just felt like...
**[11:03] ---**
I see!
**[11:15] ---**
Good morning!
**[11:16] ---**
Ah, morning!
**[11:18] ---**
Morning, Koyuki-chan!
**[11:20] ---**
Breakfast'll be done any moment.
**[11:22] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[11:24] ---**
Yesterday was so much fun.
**[11:28] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[11:30] ---**
Oh! Dororo and the others
stayed the night, too!
**[11:34] ---**
And that's how Natsumi-chan and Koyuki-chan
deepened their friendship further.
**[11:47] ---**
A normal afternoon at the Hinata household.
**[11:51] ---**
The tragedy began from a single phone call...
**[11:55] ---**
Huh?! You won't make it in time?!
**[11:59] ---**
I'm a little behind at work...
**[12:02] ---**
What are we going to do about
this teacher home visit, then?
**[12:05] ---**
She'll be here any moment!
**[12:08] ---**
So, I'm really sorry, but...
**[12:10] ---**
...when the teacher gets there, could you ask
her to stick around for just a little while?
**[12:13] ---**
Well... okay.
**[12:15] ---**
I'll do my best to get back as soon as I can.
**[12:18] ---**
Hinata-san, can you get something?
**[12:20] ---**
Ah, yes!
**[12:21] ---**
Anyway, that's the situation.
I'm really sorry.
**[12:25] ---**
Okay. It'll be fine.
**[12:27] ---**
Don't worry.
**[12:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:37] ---**
Natsumi: The Messed-Up
Home Teacher Visit, Sir!
**[12:43] ---**
Yes. Yes, I see.
**[12:45] ---**
Okay, I will. Sorry.
**[12:49] ---**
Caught her?
**[12:51] ---**
No... It looks like she's already on her way.
**[12:54] ---**
What are we going to do? I'm sure she
can't hang around here for very long...
**[12:59] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:00] ---**
Giroro.
**[13:01] ---**
The thing is, Natsumi's homeroom teacher
is coming to see Mom,
**[13:06] ---**
but Mom can't make it back.
**[13:09] ---**
Is that all?
**[13:10] ---**
What do you mean, *all*?
**[13:12] ---**
You just need to explain the situation
to the teacher exactly as it is.
**[13:16] ---**
It's not like you to get in a panic
over something this meaningless.
**[13:20] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[13:22] ---**
I'm not in a panic.
**[13:24] ---**
But I've never heard of a home teacher
visit without a parent there...
**[13:27] ---**
Well, it's just like Giroro says.
We'll have to explain the situation to her.
**[13:32] ---**
Let's just try to get her to wait here
until Mom gets home.
**[13:36] ---**
Here?!
***SIGN*** Keroro's
Property
**[13:38] ---**
Here won't do!
**[13:40] ---**
You're right...
**[13:42] ---**
Fuyuki. Can you do something
so the stupid frog won't come in here?
**[13:47] ---**
Uh... uh, yeah, okay.
**[13:50] ---**
Sarge! Are you here?!
***SIGN*** Ain't Here, Yo
**[13:54] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:55] ---**
Where are you?
**[13:59] ---**
She's here!
**[14:02] ---**
Yes, I'm coming!
**[14:05] ---**
W-Welcome!
**[14:07] ---**
Hello, Hinata-san.
**[14:10] ---**
H-Hello.
**[14:12] ---**
Where's your mother?
**[14:13] ---**
Ah... um...
**[14:15] ---**
About that... actually, Mom is...
**[14:17] ---**
Oh, Sensei!
**[14:19] ---**
Welcome!
**[14:22] ---**
Welcome to the Hinata household!
**[14:27] ---**
Thank you for all you do for my Natsumi!
**[14:33] ---**
Ah... Gero!
**[14:34] ---**
J-Just a minute, Sensei...
**[14:36] ---**
Gero!
**[14:40] ---**
What on Earth do you think you're doing?!
**[14:43] ---**
W-Well, as you can see,
I was providing a replacement for—
**[14:46] ---**
What were you thinking?!
**[14:48] ---**
I don't need your help!
**[14:50] ---**
You stay down there and don't come out!
**[14:53] ---**
Gero...
**[14:54] ---**
Huh? Mr. Sergeant, you are done already?
**[14:59] ---**
W-Well, not quite, sir.
**[15:01] ---**
Lady Natsumi appears to be
annoyed for some reason.
**[15:05] ---**
I'm totally confused about
what I did wrong, sir.
**[15:09] ---**
I just don't think that look
suits you, Mr. Sergeant.
**[15:13] ---**
Hmmm. In that case, I must
resolve this issue somehow.
**[15:16] ---**
In this state of emergency
with Lady Mom not present,
**[15:19] ---**
we must take her place and
save the Hinata family from crisis.
**[15:24] ---**
I am indebted to Lady Natsumi for
returning my Gundam model to me,
**[15:27] ---**
so if this mission succeeds,
**[15:29] ---**
I should be able to get even more of
my confiscated Gundam models back!
**[15:32] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[15:34] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are always
so bold and predictable!
**[15:38] ---**
Listen up, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
***SIGN*** Live By Righteousness
**[15:40] ---**
We'll put our best feet forward to save
Lady Natsumi in her moment of crisis!
**[15:44] ---**
Okay!
**[15:46] ---**
I'm so sorry, Sensei!
I can't apologize enough!
**[15:49] ---**
N-No, that's okay... Hinata-san,
you don't need to do that...
**[15:53] ---**
So, who that person was just now?
**[15:55] ---**
Tha-That...?
**[15:57] ---**
U-Ummm...
**[15:58] ---**
She... is... a kind old lady
who lives nearby.
**[16:01] ---**
Ah, so that's it...
**[16:04] ---**
Sensei, the truth is...
**[16:06] ---**
About my mom...
**[16:12] ---**
Oh, so nice to see you, Sensei!
**[16:14] ---**
I extend you a warm welcome
to our humble abode.
**[16:16] ---**
R-Right...
**[16:18] ---**
Natsumi owes a great deal to your teaching.
**[16:21] ---**
I am truly grateful for all that you...
**[16:24] ---**
Wait, wait, stop!!
**[16:25] ---**
Wh-What seems to be the matter, Natsumi-dono?
**[16:28] ---**
Now, come on, Dororo!
I didn't expect this from you, as well!
**[16:32] ---**
W-Well, I... heard that your honorable
mother would not be making it home,
**[16:34] ---**
and that you were in a quandary, you see.
**[16:37] ---**
I thought that in her stead, I would—
**[16:38] ---**
I'm fine without this, thank you very much!
**[16:41] ---**
Umm, Hinata-san? Are you all right?
**[16:44] ---**
Y-Yes! Please wait just a moment!
**[16:47] ---**
Anyway, get out of this room!
**[16:50] ---**
Ah... But, you see, I...
**[16:54] ---**
I... I will just be off, then...
**[16:57] ---**
S-Sorry about that, Sensei!
**[17:01] ---**
Say "ahhh!"
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, darn!
**[17:04] ---**
Here you are, Sensei.
Please take any sweetie you like.
**[17:08] ---**
R-Right...
**[17:10] ---**
Huh? Why is Natchi lying on the floor?
**[17:13] ---**
U-Ummm!
**[17:20] ---**
Huh?
**[17:30] ---**
I made a nice pot of
hot black coffee for you!
**[17:37] ---**
Excuse me! What is all this about?!
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, y'know. When I get involved,
**[17:42] ---**
it always makes things more chaotic and
interesting from a story perspective.
**[17:45] ---**
Also... Why don't you give your teacher a taste
of my *specially-brewed* black coffee?
**[17:50] ---**
I'm sure it will be very interesting!
**[17:57] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[17:59] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[18:01] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
**[18:02] ---**
I-It seems very lively around here...
**[18:05] ---**
Uh... Sensei?
**[18:07] ---**
Actually... my mother isn't...
**[18:10] ---**
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, sensei!
***SIGN*** Again
**[18:16] ---**
I must apologize for before!
**[18:18] ---**
I am Natsumi's old dear, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Mother = Old Dear
**[18:22] ---**
This one needs no explanation:
**[18:24] ---**
Second Lieutenant style reminiscent
of the old dear from White Base!
**[18:28] ---**
This is sure to appease Lady Natsumi and also—
**[18:30] ---**
Gero...!
**[18:36] ---**
This will not do, sir!
**[18:38] ---**
At this rate, I will not be able
to repay my debt to Lady Natsumi!
**[18:42] ---**
I will not be able to
uphold my righteousness!
**[18:45] ---**
It seems to me that the Pekoponian suits are
simply not an effective enough disguise.
***SIGN*** No Integr...
**[18:50] ---**
More to the point,
**[18:52] ---**
I'd say what's needed here is to become
Hinata Aki herself, don'tcha think?
**[18:58] ---**
Ohh, I see!
**[18:59] ---**
Okay, Dororo-kun, if you please!
**[19:01] ---**
As you wish. Ninja Art: Counterpart Jutsu.
**[19:07] ---**
It is perfect.
**[19:08] ---**
Nin!
**[19:10] ---**
It's flawless!
**[19:14] ---**
Summer clothes for the win.
**[19:16] ---**
It has to be the standard version for me.
**[19:19] ---**
Ta-da!
**[19:21] ---**
Pretty good... Pretty good, I'd say!
**[19:23] ---**
As leader, I ought to be the one
representing us all, sir!
**[19:28] ---**
No, it would be better if it were me.
**[19:30] ---**
That way, I foresee the matter
being resolved without incident.
**[19:32] ---**
I'll bring her more sweeties!
**[19:35] ---**
Let me out there.
I can make things even worse...
**[19:38] ---**
For the sake of my righteous debt
to Lady Natsumi,
**[19:41] ---**
I can't stand down on this point!
**[19:42] ---**
Sweets have righteousness, too!
**[19:45] ---**
I am the most righteous here!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[19:49] ---**
Do any of you know what that word means?
**[19:52] ---**
I'm the one who...
**[19:54] ---**
...who can use Lady Mom the best!
**[19:58] ---**
So... that's how it is...
**[20:01] ---**
I see...
**[20:03] ---**
It can't be easy for your mother.
**[20:05] ---**
I'm terribly sorry.
**[20:07] ---**
No... Don't worry.
**[20:09] ---**
I can find another opportunity to see you.
It won't be a problem.
**[20:14] ---**
Sensei...
**[20:16] ---**
Well, it's about time I excused myself.
**[20:19] ---**
I have other houses to visit, after all.
**[20:21] ---**
Ah... Of course.
***SIGN*** Blah blah blah blah...
**[20:26] ---**
Those little...!
**[20:28] ---**
Will you annoying twerps please calm—
**[20:31] ---**
Oh! Sorry to have kept you
waiting, Lady Natsumi!
**[20:34] ---**
I am your mother, ma'am!
**[20:37] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you have to wait for me!
**[20:40] ---**
This is a job best left to me...!
**[20:42] ---**
I like the way this is going.
**[20:45] ---**
Sis, it's okay.
**[20:47] ---**
It doesn't look like they're around here...
**[20:50] ---**
Huh...?
**[20:52] ---**
You guys!!
**[20:54] ---**
G-Gero!
**[20:55] ---**
Lady Natsumi! This is our
righteous attitude to...
**[20:59] ---**
I'm sorry I'm late, Sensei!
**[21:01] ---**
Ah?
**[21:02] ---**
Mom!
**[21:03] ---**
I'm sorry, Natsumi.
**[21:06] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[21:07] ---**
Are you Kero-chan and the rest?
**[21:09] ---**
Well... we thought we'd cover
for you, and... teehee.
**[21:16] ---**
You were standing in for me, I see!
**[21:20] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[21:22] ---**
Sensei, I'm terribly sorry I was so late.
**[21:26] ---**
You do have a lot of sisters, don't you?
**[21:31] ---**
I'm very pleased to find that Natsumi-san is
surrounded by so many lively and fun people.
**[21:38] ---**
Then it seems our collective effort
didn't go to waste!
**[21:44] ---**
Well, I won't deny you worked hard, at least.
**[21:50] ---**
And so,
**[21:51] ---**
Natsumi-chan's teacher visit somehow
worked out all right in the end.
**[21:56] ---**
Sensei, are you sure you won't have
some tea or something before you go?
**[21:59] ---**
Oh, that would be...
**[22:04] ---**
It is a pleasure. I am Natsumi's mo— Mo—!
***SIGN*** Righteousness
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
Kululu here.
**[23:53] ---**
Next week is that episode you've all been waiting for,
the one where I play a big part!
**[23:57] ---**
You'd all better watch it!
**[23:58] ---**
Taking this big a role is tiring.
**[24:00] ---**
Maybe I'll turn it down.
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that.
What exactly is the deal with Master Saburo?
**[24:08] ---**
"Kululu & Saburo: Serious Drawing Competition
at Their First Meeting, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
One full episode. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E112 - Kululu & Saburo: Serious Drawing Competition at Their First Meeting, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKV9E/kululu--saburo-serious-drawing-competition-at-their-first-meeting-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:33] ---**
First meetings between people.
***SIGN*** Park Shop
**[01:34] ---**
They happen in unexpected ways.
**[01:39] ---**
The forecast didn't call for rain...
**[01:50] ---**
This puts me in a bind...
**[02:04] ---**
Please.
**[02:07] ---**
Thank you!
**[02:12] ---**
Wonderful!
**[02:14] ---**
On this fine day for a walk,
**[02:16] ---**
I come across such a moving scene...
**[02:19] ---**
This must be fate!
**[02:21] ---**
Fate, but I also have a favor to ask...
**[02:25] ---**
What is it?
**[02:26] ---**
Well, it's not a big thing,
**[02:29] ---**
but, um, it's helping someone, so to speak,
**[02:33] ---**
and it would only take a moment...
**[02:38] ---**
I... I'd like you to lend me
your Reality Pen for a bit.
**[02:42] ---**
I don't mind, but...
**[02:43] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:44] ---**
Really?!
**[02:46] ---**
Sure.
**[02:47] ---**
Here.
**[02:49] ---**
I'm extremely grateful!
**[02:51] ---**
Gerori!
**[02:52] ---**
With this Reality Pen...
**[02:54] ---**
But you can't use it.
**[02:57] ---**
It's registered, so I'm the
only one who can make it work.
**[03:01] ---**
What?!
**[03:07] ---**
Kululu & Saburo: Serious Drawing Competition
at Their First Meeting, Sir!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[03:14] ---**
In other words,
**[03:15] ---**
if we can use the Reality Pen,
**[03:16] ---**
invading Pekopon will be a cinch!
***SIGN*** Completed Invasion of Pekopon
**[03:19] ---**
All we have to do is draw
Pekopon already invaded,
**[03:21] ---**
and in the blink of an eye,
it really will be!
**[03:26] ---**
That's a nice idea.
**[03:28] ---**
I know, right?!
**[03:29] ---**
But a special space ore, Koredinite,
***SIGN*** Prank Stationery Series The Popular Reality Pen
**[03:33] ---**
is needed to make that pen.
**[03:35] ---**
I'm out of stock,
**[03:37] ---**
and they don't sell the materials
online anymore. Get the picture?
**[03:40] ---**
Then the pen you gave to
Master Saburo is the last one?!
**[03:44] ---**
Why would you give such a
rare item to a Pekoponian?!
**[03:47] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[03:48] ---**
Gero?
**[03:49] ---**
This is just between you and me.
**[03:50] ---**
Actually, there is one more.
**[03:54] ---**
Why didn't you tell me that before?!
**[03:56] ---**
Where? Where?! Where is it?!
**[03:58] ---**
Get it out now!
**[04:00] ---**
I lost it.
**[04:01] ---**
Gero!
**[04:03] ---**
Come on! Where did you lose it?!
**[04:06] ---**
I forget.
**[04:07] ---**
Gero...
**[04:09] ---**
Certainly, I lost it
the first day I met Saburo.
**[04:13] ---**
In that case, hey!
**[04:15] ---**
We can use the Soul Diver
to dive into your memories!
**[04:18] ---**
If you can remember with that...
***SIGN*** Soul Diver
**[04:19] ---**
I refuse.
**[04:21] ---**
Peeking into another fellow's memories
is an invasion of privacy.
**[04:25] ---**
We did it with Dororo!
**[04:28] ---**
It depends on the fellow.
**[04:29] ---**
But we're talking about me.
**[04:31] ---**
I guess it's that protection
of privacy thing?
**[04:33] ---**
Darn it! You're impossible!
**[04:35] ---**
Come again never!
**[04:44] ---**
Please cooperate!
**[04:50] ---**
Pekechonpa...
**[04:52] ---**
Good work, Lady Mois!
**[04:54] ---**
Or, like, nicely prepared?
***SIGN*** The First
***SIGN*** Reality Pen Salvage Mission
**[05:00] ---**
And so,
**[05:01] ---**
the Keroro platoon is going into action
**[05:04] ---**
to search for the Reality Pen
that Kululu lost!
**[05:07] ---**
Roger!
**[05:08] ---**
Or, like, switch on?
**[05:18] ---**
This is so mean, Keroro-kun!
**[05:21] ---**
Hey, you guys!
**[05:22] ---**
Why did you make Dororo go alone?!
**[05:25] ---**
Get real!
**[05:26] ---**
Looking into Kululu's memories
**[05:28] ---**
would drive a guy insane!
**[05:30] ---**
True...
**[05:32] ---**
Jeez! What if Dororo doesn't come back?
**[05:36] ---**
Keroro-san, you didn't go in there, either...
***SIGN*** Several hours later...
***SIGN*** ...Lance Corporal Dororo hasn't returned to consciousness.
**[05:43] ---**
Give me a break...
**[05:44] ---**
As expected, he was swallowed up
by the deep darkness within Kululu?
**[05:49] ---**
There's only one thing to do.
**[05:51] ---**
That's right.
***SIGN*** The Second Reality Pen Salvage Mission
**[05:55] ---**
What are you doing?! Let me go!
**[05:59] ---**
Or, like, pressing forward?
***SIGN*** Several hours later...
***SIGN*** ...Corporal Giroro hasn't returned to consciousness.
**[06:06] ---**
I could've told you this would happen.
**[06:08] ---**
The sky...
**[06:09] ---**
The sky is falling!
**[06:12] ---**
Private Tamama...
***SIGN*** The Third Reality Pen Salvage Mission
**[06:16] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** As expected...
***SIGN*** ...Private 2nd Class Tamama hasn't returned to consciousness, either.
**[06:21] ---**
It figures.
**[06:24] ---**
The sky...
**[06:26] ---**
No! No!
**[06:26] ---**
I guess it was a dangerous mission,
after all.
**[06:29] ---**
Well, I cancel the operation.
***SIGN*** The Reality Pen Salvage Mission...
***SIGN*** ...is over.
**[06:35] ---**
It's your turn at last, right, Uncle?
**[06:37] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** The Fourth Reality Pen Salvage Mission
**[06:40] ---**
W-Wait a second, Lady Mois! Listen to me!
**[06:43] ---**
Or, like, starring actor?
**[06:46] ---**
Gero!
**[06:51] ---**
No!
**[06:55] ---**
This is the inside of
Sergeant Major Kululu's head.
**[06:58] ---**
The floating balloon-like things
**[07:00] ---**
are Sergeant Major Kululu's
various memories.
**[07:03] ---**
I have no idea how to find
the memory of the day
**[07:07] ---**
Kululu first met Master Saburo.
**[07:09] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:11] ---**
That voice!
**[07:15] ---**
What's wrong, Private Tamama?!
**[07:18] ---**
The horror...
**[07:20] ---**
K-Kululu-senpai's memories are too horrible!
***SIGN*** Meanwhile...
**[07:24] ---**
Meanwhile...
***SIGN*** ...Corporal Giroro is...
**[07:29] ---**
What is this?
**[07:31] ---**
Hinata Aki is the most dynamite
woman of all Pekoponians.
**[07:34] ---**
I have to collect data on her
**[07:37] ---**
to prepare for her eventual
defiance of the invasion.
**[07:41] ---**
He really is a stalker...
**[07:46] ---**
Hinata Natsumi, the strongest
creature on Pekopon...
**[07:50] ---**
I should probably collect data on her, too.
***SIGN*** Recording
***SIGN*** Knee Strength
***SIGN*** Charm
***SIGN*** Leg Power
***SIGN*** Knee Strength
Kicking Strength
***SIGN*** Leg Power
Running Strength
**[07:54] ---**
Moron! Why did you stop the camera there?!
**[07:59] ---**
There!
**[08:01] ---**
Are you okay, Corporal Giroro?
**[08:03] ---**
What kind of memory did you see?
**[08:05] ---**
Well...
**[08:06] ---**
W-What kind...?
**[08:09] ---**
Well, it was a very horrible memory...
**[08:11] ---**
As expected.
**[08:13] ---**
We can't go on with this mission.
**[08:15] ---**
Let's get back right away!
**[08:16] ---**
Tama!
**[08:17] ---**
Y-You're giving up on the Reality Pen?!
**[08:19] ---**
Gero?
**[08:20] ---**
Well...
**[08:21] ---**
That Reality Pen would be a boon
**[08:23] ---**
for the invasion of Pekopon.
***SIGN*** This isn't the memory you're looking for.
**[08:25] ---**
There!
**[08:26] ---**
That may be the memory we're looking for!
**[08:30] ---**
Forget it!
***SIGN*** Danger Do Not Enter
**[08:31] ---**
That sign says "Danger, do not enter,"
so let's go home.
**[08:33] ---**
That's it!
**[08:35] ---**
Kululu-senpai is twisted,
so his memories must be twisted, too!
**[08:39] ---**
I see!
**[08:40] ---**
If it really were dangerous,
there wouldn't be a warning on it!
**[08:44] ---**
All right! Let's go, Keroro!
**[08:45] ---**
Well, I've got something else
that needs attending to, so...
**[08:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[08:51] ---**
Let's hurry!
**[08:53] ---**
No! Let go of me!
**[08:57] ---**
No, no, no!
**[08:59] ---**
Here? Natsumi's school?
**[09:02] ---**
It's not horrible at all.
**[09:05] ---**
It seems your hunch was right, Tamama.
**[09:08] ---**
I guess it takes a warped person
to catch a warped person.
**[09:11] ---**
They think the same way.
**[09:13] ---**
Did you say something?
**[09:15] ---**
Look! Over there!
**[09:18] ---**
Oh! Let's not waste any time
**[09:20] ---**
and just take the other Reality Pen!
**[09:22] ---**
That's impossible.
**[09:24] ---**
Gero?
**[09:25] ---**
Have you forgotten?
We're inside Kululu's memory.
**[09:28] ---**
We can't take home a pen from his memory.
**[09:31] ---**
Oh, I forgot that...
**[09:36] ---**
Healthy, young Pekoponians wherever I look.
**[09:40] ---**
I'll recondition them into biological weapons
**[09:43] ---**
and invade Pekopon in one stroke!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[09:52] ---**
Acting like a competent invader...
**[09:55] ---**
He is doing a better job than Mr. Sergeant.
**[09:58] ---**
Oh?
**[10:00] ---**
Let's see...
**[10:02] ---**
Should I start with him?
**[10:04] ---**
Or her?
**[10:06] ---**
But if there was a ruckus now...
**[10:11] ---**
There's the perfect subject.
**[10:13] ---**
His reward for cutting class
**[10:15] ---**
will be the honor of becoming the first
re-engineered Pekoponian.
**[10:22] ---**
Don't tell me he's seen through
my anti-barrier?
**[10:25] ---**
No, that's not possible.
**[10:31] ---**
Ridiculous. But he's looking my way...
**[10:37] ---**
Oh, that. Look at me.
**[10:40] ---**
Jumping to conclusions!
**[10:47] ---**
What?!
**[10:50] ---**
Of all the... Darn it!
**[10:56] ---**
It can't be! Not once, but twice?!
**[11:01] ---**
Does this mean he can see me?
**[11:02] ---**
That's impossible!
**[11:05] ---**
There it is! The Reality Pen!
**[11:07] ---**
There!
**[11:27] ---**
What?!
**[11:35] ---**
Huh. This is an interesting toy.
**[11:40] ---**
You...
**[11:46] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu and Saburo...
**[11:48] ---**
This was their fateful first meeting.
**[11:51] ---**
Huh. Really?
**[12:03] ---**
What?!
**[12:11] ---**
Huh. This is an interesting toy.
**[12:23] ---**
It seems you really can see me, then,
Pekoponian.
**[12:27] ---**
Pekoponian? What's that?
**[12:30] ---**
This is definitely the day
Kululu and Master Saburo first met!
**[12:33] ---**
This is certainly the right memory!
**[12:36] ---**
Good work, Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[12:39] ---**
But how could he see through the
anti-barrier from the start?
**[12:43] ---**
I guess Saburo-san was no
dimwitted middle school student.
**[12:47] ---**
Now, would you give me that pen back?
**[12:50] ---**
What do you intend to use it for?
**[12:53] ---**
To protect love, justice, and peace.
**[12:57] ---**
You're a sucky liar, alien.
**[13:02] ---**
Yikes! He's coming this way!
**[13:05] ---**
Catch me if you can!
**[13:09] ---**
Follow the leader!
**[13:12] ---**
This is the first Pekoponian I've seen
**[13:14] ---**
who's able to give me a run for my money!
**[13:19] ---**
W-We can't lose sight of them!
**[13:25] ---**
Over here, alien-kun!
**[13:28] ---**
I'm just getting warmed up.
**[13:31] ---**
There it is! The other Reality Pen!
**[13:43] ---**
I never thought anyone
could make me get serious.
***SIGN*** Projected Course
**[13:48] ---**
Activity pattern analysis.
***SIGN*** Confirmed
**[13:49] ---**
So this is his projected course.
**[13:52] ---**
Then I'll head him off at the pass.
Kululu! Heading out!
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[14:02] ---**
If only there were a poltergeist phenomenon...
**[14:04] ---**
An earthquake?
**[14:09] ---**
We lost sight of them.
**[14:11] ---**
Gero?
**[14:12] ---**
Huh? What's that?
**[14:14] ---**
For some reason, this feels familiar...
**[14:17] ---**
Fight!
**[14:20] ---**
Gero!
**[14:21] ---**
Is that me?!
**[14:23] ---**
What?!
**[14:24] ---**
That's right.
**[14:25] ---**
Then Kululu and Master Saburo
first met on *that* day?!
**[14:29] ---**
*That* day?
**[14:30] ---**
Actually, I'd been infiltrating
this school for a long time.
**[14:35] ---**
I knew it wouldn't be good
if someone noticed me,
**[14:38] ---**
so I turned into a ball
and somehow got beaten up...
**[14:41] ---**
Something's strange...
**[14:45] ---**
Gero!
**[14:47] ---**
No!
**[14:49] ---**
Gero!
**[14:51] ---**
Gero!
**[14:52] ---**
This is right after the sergeant
and his platoon arrived on Earth.
**[14:56] ---**
For more details, see episode two!
**[15:00] ---**
I... I suddenly came across Lady Natsumi...
**[15:02] ---**
School is a terrifying place!
**[15:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Where are you?!
**[15:06] ---**
Huh?
**[15:07] ---**
But I don't think it ended there...
**[15:08] ---**
I want to go home!
**[15:11] ---**
Gero?
**[15:12] ---**
Look out!
**[15:12] ---**
Knock it off!
**[15:14] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:16] ---**
For now...
**[15:17] ---**
Gero!
**[15:20] ---**
I had no idea until just now
**[15:23] ---**
that Kululu was the one who sent me flying.
**[15:25] ---**
So you were that ball?
**[15:27] ---**
Gero?
**[15:29] ---**
I'd been investigating this school, too,
from time to time.
**[15:38] ---**
That ball put me in danger.
**[15:42] ---**
I guess it's too dangerous
to act during the day...
**[15:45] ---**
Then why didn't I notice?!
**[15:48] ---**
Even though I put my life on
the line to find you guys!
**[15:56] ---**
After you kiss the ground, it'll all be over.
**[16:06] ---**
I like this pen!
**[16:10] ---**
That'll do. In fact, I couldn't
ask for anything more!
**[16:16] ---**
What's with those explosion?
**[16:18] ---**
What's going on?
**[16:19] ---**
I don't have any more time to play.
**[16:24] ---**
There!
**[16:30] ---**
It's over!
**[16:33] ---**
Even a handkerchief should work, right?
**[16:43] ---**
I'm not done yet!
**[16:51] ---**
I'm glad I had these pocket tissues on me!
**[17:02] ---**
Wow!
**[17:04] ---**
Is that really Kululu?
**[17:07] ---**
Awesome!
**[17:08] ---**
If I can get a Reality Pen,
invading Pekopon will be child's play!
**[17:14] ---**
You!
**[17:19] ---**
Call it a draw, I guess...
**[17:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:28] ---**
You're naive!
**[17:32] ---**
That's underhanded!
**[17:37] ---**
It looks like the game is over.
**[17:40] ---**
I don't think you played quite fairly.
**[17:42] ---**
Nah, you're just soft.
**[17:49] ---**
Alien insectivorous plant, Audrey 7!
**[17:53] ---**
She's looking forward to an early dinner!
**[17:55] ---**
You look delicious, Pekoponian!
**[17:59] ---**
Chow time!
**[18:03] ---**
Hey, Audrey.
**[18:06] ---**
He'll taste better with this.
**[18:08] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[18:16] ---**
He had the pen then!
**[18:18] ---**
Where's the pen going?
**[18:19] ---**
Hey! You're focused on *that?*
**[18:21] ---**
Well now, which one shall I start with?
**[18:25] ---**
You would eat your master?
**[18:27] ---**
As an hors d'oeuvre!
**[18:33] ---**
Gero!
**[18:34] ---**
What's with this smell?!
**[18:36] ---**
I... I can't take it!
**[18:38] ---**
Does it smell that badly?
**[18:41] ---**
Huh?
**[18:42] ---**
If this is the day
Mr. Sergeant and I were reunited,
**[18:46] ---**
then it's also the day Momocchi saved me,
**[18:48] ---**
and I farted in front of Fukki.
**[18:52] ---**
This nostalgic smell is my fart!
***SIGN*** Touching Reunion
**[18:56] ---**
It reeks!
**[19:01] ---**
You're not getting away, hors d'oeuvre!
**[19:05] ---**
Chow time!
**[19:12] ---**
Your bug spray doesn't work
on an alien insectivore!
**[19:16] ---**
That's what I was hoping for!
***SIGN*** Flamethrower
**[19:22] ---**
No! Hot! Too hot!
**[19:24] ---**
Don't try this at home, kids!
**[19:27] ---**
It's hot, baby!
**[19:33] ---**
My prized body is going to go splat...
**[19:41] ---**
Are you all right?
**[19:44] ---**
You're a fool for saving an invader.
**[19:49] ---**
You're a funny guy.
**[19:51] ---**
Why don't we become friends?
**[19:53] ---**
My name isn't "you."
**[19:57] ---**
I'm Kululu the Keronian.
**[20:00] ---**
Kululu...
**[20:01] ---**
I don't want to owe you any favors.
**[20:05] ---**
You can keep that pen.
**[20:11] ---**
Now I just have to wipe
their memories of this.
**[20:19] ---**
What is this?!
**[20:20] ---**
I'm scared!
**[20:25] ---**
Huh? What are we doing here again?
**[20:28] ---**
This actually happened?
**[20:30] ---**
Huh? Where is Mr. Sergeant?
**[20:32] ---**
I'm sure it fell in this area.
**[20:36] ---**
There I am with Master Fuyuki.
**[20:39] ---**
Oh, that's right! Lady Momoka
lost her temper with Tamama.
**[20:42] ---**
And after this, I saved Lady Momoka
**[20:45] ---**
when Tamama was about to go ballistic.
**[20:49] ---**
There! The other Reality Pen!
**[20:52] ---**
I did it!
**[20:55] ---**
Gero...
**[20:56] ---**
I'll just hide it,
so I can come back to pick it up!
**[20:59] ---**
Ah! I have a bad feeling about this...
**[21:01] ---**
You're annoying me, fly!
**[21:06] ---**
Gero!
**[21:08] ---**
The Reality Pen!
**[21:13] ---**
Please, no...
**[21:15] ---**
I think you've seen enough of my memories.
**[21:20] ---**
Unless you want me to show you
even more amusing memories?
**[21:23] ---**
Gero!
**[21:25] ---**
That was cruel of you, Keroro-kun.
**[21:27] ---**
So cruel...
**[21:27] ---**
I never want to go through that again.
**[21:28] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[21:30] ---**
To think that I had a hand
**[21:33] ---**
in the destruction of the Reality Pen...
**[21:35] ---**
Wait a second.
**[21:37] ---**
If you think about it,
Master Saburo's Reality Pen
**[21:40] ---**
can be used to create another Reality Pen!
**[21:44] ---**
So I think the commander will pay you
a visit to ask you for that.
**[21:48] ---**
But he wants to use it
for an invasion, right?
**[21:51] ---**
Then what do you use yours for?
**[21:55] ---**
Of course, that's
**[21:57] ---**
to protect love, justice, and peace.
**[22:02] ---**
You suck at lying, Pekoponian.
**[22:08] ---**
Do you remember the first time
you met a precious friend?
**[22:12] ---**
Want to try chanting together?
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
This is Sergeant Keroro!
**[23:53] ---**
Frogs and Keronians really are similar.
***SIGN*** Fooo
**[23:55] ---**
The cute tree frog especially fits my image.
**[23:58] ---**
The ugly toad is a ringer for Giroro.
**[24:01] ---**
But more importantly, why is a snail cute,
**[24:04] ---**
but a slug disgusting?
***SIGN*** Occultian
**[24:06] ---**
"Keroro: Fight, Our Wettle King, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Natsumi: Return of the Wettle King, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E113 - Keroro: Fight, Our Wettle King, Sir! / Natsumi: Return of the Wettle King, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JP51/keroro-fight-our-wettle-king-sir--natsumi-return-of-the-wettle-king-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:35] ---**
One wet evening during the rainy season,
**[01:38] ---**
the moisture was almost blown away by...
**[01:42] ---**
...a strange scream?
**[01:44] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[01:49] ---**
You're working on Gundam models again,
after I've told you over and over to clean up?!
**[01:53] ---**
I'm outta here!
**[01:55] ---**
Sheesh. That frog ticks me off!
**[01:59] ---**
You're in a bad mood, Sis.
**[02:01] ---**
Am I?
**[02:02] ---**
But when it rains every day like this,
it's enough to make anybody crabby.
**[02:26] ---**
No!
**[02:30] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[02:32] ---**
A slug! An ugly slug!
**[02:34] ---**
I hate 'em! I hate 'em! I can't stand 'em!
***SIGN*** Slippery
**[02:36] ---**
They're slippery, slimy, squishy...
***SIGN*** Slimy
***SIGN*** Squishy
**[02:39] ---**
Just looking at them
makes me weak in the knees,
**[02:41] ---**
and I touched one!
**[02:51] ---**
Sarge?
**[02:53] ---**
Yuck! Why do slugs exist?
**[02:58] ---**
I have a feeling something
bad is going to happen...
**[03:04] ---**
Keroro: Fight, Our Wettle King, Sir!
**[03:08] ---**
No!
**[03:11] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:14] ---**
Hinata Natsumi can throw an
opponent with incredible power.
**[03:19] ---**
It's terrifying!
**[03:21] ---**
Why, you...
**[03:26] ---**
In that instant,
Hinata Natsumi's kick is 105 G/S.
**[03:31] ---**
That's formidable power.
**[03:33] ---**
As you can see, our archenemy,
Hinata Natsumi, possesses awesome might.
**[03:38] ---**
But I've finally found her true weakness!
**[03:42] ---**
Really?!
**[03:44] ---**
I've begun working on the ultimate weapon
**[03:47] ---**
against Hinata Natsumi.
**[03:49] ---**
Or, like, nicely prepared?
**[03:52] ---**
What's wrong, Corporal Giroro?
**[03:54] ---**
Do you have a problem with this?
**[03:56] ---**
N-No problem at all!
**[03:58] ---**
Are you sure?
**[03:59] ---**
S-Sure!
**[04:03] ---**
Good news, good news!
**[04:05] ---**
I hope this will make you happy,
Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:07] ---**
I have a wonderful specimen!
**[04:10] ---**
To put it simply,
**[04:11] ---**
a 20 mm long mollusk!
**[04:14] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[04:16] ---**
My platoon's mighty counterattack
will begin at last!
**[04:18] ---**
Go ahead!
**[04:20] ---**
Click!
**[04:30] ---**
Kero kero...
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[04:35] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[04:37] ---**
What are you doing, stupid frog?!
***SIGN*** Warabi Mochi
**[04:43] ---**
Huh? What's wrong, Lady Natsumi?
**[04:46] ---**
What's wrong?
**[04:47] ---**
I asked you what you're doing!
**[04:50] ---**
Isn't it obvious?
**[04:52] ---**
I'm doing a temporary assembly of
the MG GO, which was just released.
**[04:56] ---**
And I am eating snacks.
**[04:58] ---**
I told you to clean this place up yesterday!
***SIGN*** Foo
**[05:04] ---**
Y-You stupid frog!
**[05:07] ---**
She's mad! She's mad! And I'm scared!
**[05:10] ---**
I'm scared! She's a monster!
**[05:13] ---**
What?
**[05:16] ---**
I... I'm sorry. Excuse me.
**[05:18] ---**
Mois-chan?
**[05:19] ---**
Little ones!
**[05:21] ---**
The really scary, evil Pekoponian
monster has appeared! Come on!
**[05:26] ---**
Let's all call our champion of justice!
***SIGN*** Wettle Sign Blue
**[05:29] ---**
Wettle sign blue!
**[05:33] ---**
Transforms with red! Appears with blue!
**[05:35] ---**
Faster!
**[05:38] ---**
M-My finger...
**[05:39] ---**
...is bleeding!
**[05:46] ---**
Come on, everyone!
Let's call him from within the fog!
**[05:49] ---**
Wettle King!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
**[05:53] ---**
Wettle Shock!
**[05:56] [SONG] ---**
You destroy the precious peace...
**[06:02] [SONG] ---**
There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
enemy! Fight, our Wettle King!
**[06:12] [SONG] ---**
That squishy, slimy valiant figure
has a sticky, gooey body of justice.
**[06:15] ---**
W-What?!
**[06:17] ---**
And where are we?
**[06:19] ---**
Gero gero gero! Lady Natsumi!
**[06:21] ---**
This time, victory is mine!
**[06:22] [SONG] ---**
Until the day comes when we
**[06:24] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:25] ---**
H-Hey!
**[06:28] ---**
Wet!
**[06:28] [SONG] ---**
Make the blue, sparkling Pekopon ours,
**[06:30] ---**
What the heck is this guy?!
**[06:33] ---**
Gerori gero!
**[06:35] ---**
Your body is honest!
**[06:35] [SONG] ---**
Fight, run, stick to things!
**[06:37] ---**
That hero was artificially
evolved from a slug
**[06:38] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
**[06:41] ---**
to be a decisive weapon against you!
**[06:42] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[06:43] ---**
He is Wettle King!
**[06:48] ---**
A... a slug?!
**[06:53] ---**
Hang in there! If I'm beaten here,
**[06:56] ---**
who's going to save the world?!
**[06:59] ---**
Uh oh! The evil, terrifying
Pekoponian monster, Natsumigeddon,
**[07:02] ---**
isn't ready to call it quits yet!
**[07:04] ---**
Go, Wettle King!
**[07:06] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:06] ---**
Wet!
**[07:12] ---**
Wettle Chop!
***SIGN*** Tap
**[07:16] ---**
It's sticky!
**[07:19] ---**
The Wettle Chop is a technique
that weakens Natsumi.
**[07:23] ---**
Wettle Kick!
***SIGN*** Tap
**[07:27] ---**
The Wettle Kick is a technique
that paralyzes Natsumi.
**[07:31] ---**
Awesome! I knew you could do it!
**[07:32] ---**
Wettle Shock!
**[07:36] ---**
Wettle...
**[07:38] ---**
No! Go away! You're too gross!
**[07:41] ---**
Wettle!
**[07:42] ---**
Gross! Gross...
**[07:48] ---**
Wettle...
**[07:50] ---**
Oh! Wettle King's feelings are hurt!
**[07:53] ---**
Curse you, Natsumigeddon!
**[07:55] ---**
You damaged Wettle King's heroic heart!
**[07:58] ---**
Don't hold back! Finish her off!
**[08:00] ---**
Go on!
**[08:02] ---**
Wet!
**[08:02] ---**
Wettle...
**[08:04] ---**
There it is!
**[08:05] ---**
Wettle King's secret weapon!
**[08:07] ---**
Wettle Shot!
**[08:10] ---**
...Shot!
***SIGN*** Plop
**[08:23] [SONG] ---**
Wettle!
**[08:24] ---**
He did it!
**[08:26] ---**
Sis!
**[08:27] ---**
That's...
**[08:28] ---**
Uh oh, Master Fuyuki!
**[08:29] ---**
Sis, talk to me! Sis!
**[08:32] ---**
Fuyuki, if I'm defeated,
**[08:35] ---**
you have to protect the Earth.
**[08:37] ---**
Okay?
**[08:38] ---**
Sis?
**[08:40] ---**
Uh oh, little ones!
**[08:43] ---**
The evil Natsumigeddon is beaten,
**[08:45] ---**
but a new enemy, an Occultian, has appeared!
***SIGN*** Occultian
**[08:48] ---**
Me?
**[08:50] ---**
Now Master Fuyuki has gotten
dragged into this...
**[08:54] ---**
Be careful, everyone!
**[08:56] ---**
The Occultian seems friendly,
**[08:59] ---**
but you never know what he's going to do!
**[09:01] ---**
Mois-chan, how can you say that?
**[09:02] ---**
He's attacking me!
**[09:04] ---**
The MC lady is being attacked!
**[09:07] ---**
Still, this is for the Pekoponian invasion...
**[09:09] ---**
He looks peaceful, but he's
really a dangerous alien!
**[09:13] ---**
Y-You too, Sarge?!
**[09:15] ---**
Aren't we friends?!
**[09:17] ---**
Gero!
**[09:21] ---**
Sarge...
**[09:22] ---**
W-Well...
**[09:25] ---**
That is that and this is this!
***SIGN*** That
***SIGN*** This
***SIGN*** "Are you sure...?"
**[09:29] ---**
Wet?
**[09:30] ---**
Now, let's see your power!
**[09:32] ---**
Go, our hero!
**[09:35] ---**
Wettle...
**[09:37] ---**
...Chop!
**[09:39] ---**
There it is!
**[09:40] ---**
He's closing in!
**[09:41] ---**
Wettle Chop!
**[09:43] ---**
Not even Sis could beat him!
**[09:44] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
***SIGN*** Tap
**[09:49] ---**
It doesn't hurt.
**[09:51] ---**
I-It can't be! Wettle King is 1,000 times
more powerful than a slug!
**[09:56] ---**
1,000 times more powerful than a slug is
still only one percent as strong as a human.
**[10:00] ---**
Wettle Chop is a technique
that can only weaken Natsumi.
**[10:05] ---**
Wet...
**[10:10] ---**
Wet!
**[10:11] ---**
Kero!
**[10:14] ---**
In that case, even I can beat him!
**[10:18] ---**
W-Wet...
**[10:19] ---**
I-It's not over yet!
**[10:22] ---**
It's time for Wettle King to
show you his new heroic power!
**[10:27] ---**
Right!
**[10:28] ---**
All right! It's time to
spin your red Wettle signs!
**[10:33] ---**
It doesn't hurt your finger
if you spin it with a pencil!
**[10:36] ---**
Faster!
**[10:38] ---**
Wettle!
**[10:40] ---**
What's happening?!
***SIGN*** "Bye!"
**[10:50] ---**
Wettle!
**[10:56] ---**
Hi, how's it going?
**[10:58] ---**
It's not going at all!
Wettle King just took off on his own!
**[11:01] ---**
Didn't I tell you?
**[11:03] ---**
Water is his energy source,
**[11:05] ---**
and it runs out, so Wettle King can only
fight for four minutes and 44 seconds.
**[11:14] ---**
Kero...
**[11:16] ---**
Um...
**[11:17] ---**
Th-That was fun, Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:20] ---**
Yeah. Well, let's call it a day...
**[11:22] ---**
Call what a day?
**[11:27] ---**
Kero!
**[11:29] ---**
Huh?
**[11:29] ---**
You thought I'd be helpless,
**[11:31] ---**
so you did whatever you wanted, huh?!
**[11:35] ---**
H-Help me, Wettle King!
**[11:38] ---**
Was it red for transformation
and blue to appear?
**[11:42] ---**
In that case, I'll show the green sign!
**[11:49] ---**
That's the Natsumi I know.
**[11:51] ---**
But you haven't seen the fearsome
might of Wettle King yet.
**[11:55] ---**
Be careful.
**[11:57] ---**
What is Wettle King's truly fearsome might?
**[12:00] ---**
That secret will be revealed
after these messages...
**[12:03] ---**
Kero!
**[12:13] ---**
Wettle King left before showing
off his new heroic power.
**[12:17] ---**
But...
**[12:17] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[12:19] ---**
We let our guard down last time.
**[12:21] ---**
Who knew Wettle King had that weakness?
**[12:26] ---**
Relax.
**[12:27] ---**
It's supposed to rain hard tomorrow.
**[12:29] ---**
Wettle King will siphon the moisture from
the air and be able to fight with no time limit!
**[12:34] ---**
Then Wettle King can finally
unleash his new power, right?
**[12:38] ---**
Wet! Wet!
**[12:40] ---**
I'm counting on you next time!
**[12:42] ---**
You're our champion of justice!
**[12:44] ---**
W-Wet...
**[12:47] ---**
All right! Let's move on to
the second stage of our plan!
**[12:52] ---**
Natsumi: The Return of Wettle King, Sir!
**[13:03] ---**
What's this?
**[13:09] ---**
Wet...
**[13:13] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:20] ---**
If even you, a former tiny slug, has a heart,
**[13:24] ---**
maybe you should be a little more true to it.
**[13:33] ---**
And the next day, as per the
weather forecast, it poured.
**[13:36] ---**
Yahoo!
**[13:37] ---**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Crunchy Choco Fruit Chips
**[13:40] ---**
Yay!
**[13:42] ---**
Yay!
**[13:42] ---**
Let's dance! Let's sing!
**[13:46] ---**
There's no sense in feeling down!
**[13:48] ---**
This is groovy, baby!
***SIGN*** Opposed to Violence!
One Million People Movement Go! Go!
**[13:50] ---**
Let's send our energy into space!
**[13:54] ---**
Hey, you guys! Won't you ever learn?!
**[13:58] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[13:59] ---**
S-Sure about what?
**[14:02] ---**
I see...
**[14:04] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:07] ---**
Okay, little ones!
**[14:09] ---**
Thanks for coming again today!
**[14:10] ---**
Again?!
**[14:12] ---**
The evil Pekoponian monster,
Natsumigeddon, has regenerated!
**[14:16] ---**
I'm scared!
**[14:18] ---**
But a regenerated monster
is usually really weak!
**[14:23] ---**
Okay, everyone, let's call Wettle King again!
**[14:29] ---**
Suddenly, three whistles!
**[14:31] ---**
Whistle one for Junior!
**[14:33] ---**
Whistle two for Mother! And whistle three...
**[14:36] ---**
Wettle!
**[14:37] ---**
There it is!
**[14:40] ---**
Our Wettle King has returned!
**[14:43] ---**
This time, I went to the trouble of
painting the horizon in the backdrop!
**[14:47] ---**
Now, Natsumigeddon!
**[14:49] ---**
If you're going to give up,
this is the time to do it!
**[14:52] ---**
Wettle...
**[14:53] ---**
It's disgusting as always,
**[14:55] ---**
but for the sake of peace, I can't lose!
**[14:57] ---**
Kero?!
**[14:58] ---**
You're a despicable enemy!
**[15:01] ---**
Say what you want!
**[15:04] ---**
I'll show you the might of Earth's
ultimate defensive weapon!
**[15:09] ---**
Th-This is...
**[15:11] ---**
...salt!
**[15:12] ---**
A slug's weakness is salt!
Everybody knows that!
**[15:16] ---**
How naive!
**[15:24] ---**
I expected that, so I installed
salt-reflecting fans!
**[15:28] ---**
And now it's time for Wettle King
to counterattack!
**[15:31] ---**
Everyone, cheer him on!
**[15:33] ---**
Okay!
**[15:42] ---**
Th-The sliminess of that body...
I can't do this...
**[15:47] ---**
Wet!
**[15:48] ---**
Natsumi-san, get a hold of yourself!
**[15:54] ---**
Koyuki is here!
**[15:55] ---**
Gero?! A masked ninja!
**[15:57] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[15:59] ---**
Thank goodness we made it in time!
**[16:00] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[16:01] ---**
I was worried, so I asked Azumaya-san
to come over for support.
**[16:04] ---**
Natsumi-san, now that I'm here,
you've got nothing to worry about!
**[16:09] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what should we do?
**[16:11] ---**
Gero gero gero!
There's no need for us to worry!
**[16:14] ---**
In fact, it's time for Wettle King
to show off his new power!
**[16:17] ---**
W-What's that?!
**[16:19] ---**
Now, Wettle King! Ultimate
second stage transformation!
**[16:22] ---**
Wet!
**[16:24] ---**
Huh?
**[16:24] ---**
Second stage transformation!
**[16:25] ---**
Wettle Expansion
Second Stage Transformation!
**[16:28] ---**
Wettle!
**[16:32] ---**
Did you see that?! He powered up
to increase his strength!
**[16:35] ---**
This is Wettle King Giant!
**[16:38] ---**
Wettle!
**[16:39] ---**
Um...
**[16:41] ---**
I'll explain.
**[16:42] ---**
Wettle King's expansion
second stage transformation
**[16:45] ---**
increased his size from 170 cm to 175 cm.
**[16:50] ---**
Just 5 cm? And his appearance
didn't change at all.
**[16:53] ---**
You mustn't mention that!
**[16:55] ---**
I can handle this by myself.
**[16:58] ---**
Get back, Natsumi!
**[17:01] ---**
Gero gero! So this is how
you're going to play it?
**[17:03] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art! Icicle Throwing Knives!
**[17:06] ---**
Wet!
**[17:11] ---**
My Icicle Throwing Knives...
**[17:12] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[17:12] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey,
drippy, Wettle King!
**[17:12] ---**
I-It's gotten stronger?!
**[17:16] ---**
You will get no curry from me!
**[17:18] ---**
Now, get her, Wettle King!
**[17:21] ---**
W-Wet...
**[17:23] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[17:25] ---**
If you don't do what I say,
you know what's gonna happen.
**[17:31] ---**
W-Wettle King!
***SIGN*** Giant Wettle Kick
**[17:35] ---**
Wettle Punch!
***SIGN*** Giant Wettle Punch
**[17:38] ---**
He's strong!
**[17:40] ---**
Invincible, even!
**[17:42] ---**
Naturally.
**[17:43] ---**
By adding "Giant" to Wettle King's name,
***SIGN*** Giant Wettle King
**[17:46] ---**
the power of his techniques have increased
several tens of thousands of times over!
**[17:51] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[17:51] ---**
I'm sorry, Natsumi-san.
**[17:53] ---**
Don't worry about it.
More importantly, are you okay?
**[17:56] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:58] ---**
Well, everyone, Wettle King's
victory is right in front of us!
**[18:02] ---**
You've done well, Wettle King.
**[18:05] ---**
Now just finish off the evil Natsumigeddon
and Koyukirama with a dose of justice!
**[18:11] ---**
Sis!
**[18:12] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[18:13] ---**
You have to stay back! It's dangerous!
**[18:14] ---**
Huh?
**[18:17] ---**
W-W...
**[18:21] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[18:22] ---**
Are you out of energy water again?
**[18:26] ---**
His current moisture is 92%.
**[18:28] ---**
He should have plenty of power
without any supplements.
**[18:31] ---**
Hurry up! Hurry up and do it, Wettle King!
**[18:36] ---**
I wonder what happened.
**[18:38] ---**
Huh?
**[18:39] ---**
He has a just heart.
**[18:41] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:42] ---**
He was modeled after a hero.
**[18:46] ---**
Somewhere along the line,
**[18:48] ---**
a true "heroic heart"
sprouted within Wettle King.
**[18:52] ---**
W-What are you talking about,
"true heroic"?!
**[18:55] ---**
You talk like we're the villains!
**[18:58] ---**
That's obviously the case.
**[18:59] ---**
Wettle King,
**[19:02] ---**
do what I say! Obey me!
**[19:05] ---**
W-We...
**[19:07] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[19:08] ---**
How's this?! You can't defy
the sound of Kero's flute!
**[19:11] ---**
Kero's flute has the power to fill
Wettle King's heart with evil.
**[19:15] ---**
Wettle!
**[19:17] ---**
There, you see?!
**[19:23] ---**
Wettle!
**[19:26] ---**
Wettle King...
**[19:28] ---**
Wettle!
**[19:31] ---**
Now, Wettle King!
**[19:32] ---**
Defeat Natsumigeddon!
**[19:35] ---**
Kero?!
**[19:37] ---**
Koyuki-dono, I apologize for being late!
**[19:39] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:41] ---**
Wettle!
**[19:43] ---**
Too bad, Keroro.
**[19:45] ---**
Your Wettle King plan is a failure.
**[19:47] ---**
Acknowledging defeat is also an
important part of being a soldier.
**[19:51] ---**
I haven't lost yet!
**[19:53] ---**
I collected all of these slugs
for the Wettle King plan!
**[19:58] ---**
Take this!
**[20:06] ---**
Kero?!
**[20:14] ---**
I am completely defeated.
**[20:16] ---**
W-Wonderful!
**[20:18] ---**
You overcame your evil heart and
saved Natsumi-san from danger...
**[20:22] ---**
This is true heroism...
**[20:26] ---**
With apologies to Mr. Sergeant,
I am totally moved!
**[20:36] ---**
Boring.
**[20:37] ---**
Wettle King...
**[20:40] ---**
Th-Thank you...
**[20:44] ---**
I bet he wants to shake hands to make up.
**[20:55] ---**
I can't! I just can't do it!
**[20:58] ---**
It's gross! He's slimy!
**[21:00] ---**
Wettle...
**[21:02] ---**
Kero...
**[21:05] ---**
The next day...
**[21:11] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King...
**[21:11] ---**
Come quick, Natsumi-san!
**[21:13] ---**
What is it, Mois-chan?
**[21:15] ---**
Wettle King...
**[21:18] ---**
What's this?
**[21:19] [SONG] ---**
You destroy the precious peace...
**[21:20] ---**
"There must be a planet somewhere
in the universe that needs me.
**[21:24] ---**
With faith in this heroic heart
**[21:26] [SONG] ---**
There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying enemy!
**[21:27] ---**
that has begun to grow within me, I
am going on a journey to other worlds.
**[21:29] [SONG] ---**
Fight, our Wettle King!
**[21:31] ---**
But if Pekopon is ever in peril,
**[21:34] ---**
I shall return.
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
That squishy, slimy valiant figure has
**[21:36] ---**
Until then, this is goodbye.
**[21:39] [SONG] ---**
A sticky, gooey body of justice.
**[21:39] ---**
And thank you..."
**[21:42] ---**
Sounds like he aims to become a true hero!
**[21:45] ---**
I feel bad now for calling him "gross".
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Until the day comes when we
**[21:49] ---**
It's okay!
**[21:51] ---**
After all, Wettle King's
heroic heart sprouted
**[21:53] [SONG] ---**
Make the blue, sparkling Pekopon ours,
**[21:54] ---**
because of you, Sis.
**[21:56] ---**
Maybe...
**[21:59] [SONG] ---**
Fight, run, stick to things!
**[22:01] ---**
A rainbow!
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy, gooey, gooey, drippy!
**[22:06] ---**
Wettle King promised to return
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
**[22:07] ---**
if the planet is ever in peril.
**[22:13] ---**
But the countdown to destruction proceeds.
**[22:16] ---**
Hurry! Hurry back, Wettle King!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
The superstar Dance Man impersonator
is appearing yet again!
***SIGN*** Searching for a Missing Person!
**[23:56] ---**
DASONU☆MASO is here, baby!
**[23:58] ---**
I'm comb straight out! My afro is
my friend and family, but actually,
**[24:02] ---**
it's just curly hair! That is who I am!
**[24:05] ---**
That aside, Dasonu Matsu-san?
**[24:07] ---**
Giroro: Vengeance is Mine, Sir!
**[24:11] ---**
Keroro: Dasonu☆Maso Yet Again, Sir?
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E114 - Giroro: Vengeance is Mine, Sir! / Keroro: Dasonu☆Maso Yet Again, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW8PD/giroro-vengeance-is-mine-sir--keroro-dasonumaso-yet-again-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
This is sudden, but do you know the phrase
"Even chance meetings are preordained"?
***SIGN*** Even chance meetings are preordained.
**[01:35] ---**
You can check a dictionary
for the proper meaning,
**[01:38] ---**
but this is that kind of story.
**[01:49] ---**
Target check.
**[02:01] ---**
Shoulder cannon damaged.
**[02:03] ---**
An enemy alien?!
**[02:07] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:08] ---**
It's dangerous! Get back!
**[02:15] ---**
Cloak!
**[02:16] ---**
Time!
**[02:20] ---**
The final blow!
**[02:21] ---**
Giroro, no!
**[02:27] ---**
Why are you stopping me?
**[02:28] ---**
Look carefully.
**[02:31] ---**
The system is down!
**[02:33] ---**
You...!
**[02:34] ---**
Children?
**[02:36] ---**
We are here to avenge our father,
Lao Cunningham!
**[02:39] ---**
Prepare yourself!
**[02:45] ---**
Giroro: Vengeance is Mine, Sir!
**[02:51] ---**
Mistaking me for someone else is
one thing, but give me a break!
***SIGN*** Have you seen him?
**[02:53] ---**
This is no mistake. We just
approached you to confirm it.
***SIGN*** Ookie (18) from the planet Gozarre Ah! That face! If you see him, call this number!
**[02:56] ---**
You're the one who suddenly
fired on us, old man!
**[02:59] ---**
You apologize!
**[03:00] ---**
What?!
**[03:01] ---**
You approached a guy while
being optically camouflaged!
**[03:03] ---**
Anyone would think you were
an enemy!
**[03:06] ---**
Olor.
**[03:07] ---**
It's true that we had the wrong person.
**[03:09] ---**
Apologizing is the proper thing to do.
**[03:13] ---**
Sorry...
**[03:15] ---**
I'm Muru Cunningham from Tarabasawa.
**[03:19] ---**
This is my little brother.
**[03:21] ---**
Olor Cunningham.
**[03:22] ---**
Sheesh, that rotten Keronian...
**[03:25] ---**
He fed us bogus information!
**[03:27] ---**
A Keronian?
**[03:29] ---**
As soon as we arrived on Pekopon,
**[03:31] ---**
we went to Alien Town to search
for information on the enemy.
**[03:34] ---**
And then,
**[03:36] ---**
a green Keronian told us about you!
**[03:39] ---**
Red with scars, right? I know him!
**[03:43] ---**
The identity is obvious.
**[03:44] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[03:47] ---**
I used my unexpected windfall
to get a PG Gouf!
**[03:50] ---**
Good for you...
**[03:52] ---**
I know!
**[03:54] ---**
All I had to do was tell them where Giroro
was, and they gave me a generous reward!
**[03:57] ---**
I'm so lucky...
**[03:59] ---**
Look, I just thought they
were looking for you
**[04:02] ---**
because they were old
acquaintances or something.
**[04:05] ---**
I did a good deed!
**[04:07] ---**
Let's forget these guys and search for Ookie!
**[04:10] ---**
I apologize for all of the trouble, everyone.
**[04:13] ---**
Wait a second!
**[04:16] ---**
The reward I returned to you...
**[04:17] ---**
If I find your enemy, can I get it back?
**[04:21] ---**
Now what are you saying?!
**[04:23] ---**
Come on, Sarge!
**[04:24] ---**
Of course! If you truly do
find our father's enemy,
**[04:28] ---**
Ookie of Gozarre,
**[04:31] ---**
we'll pay you double that!
**[04:32] ---**
Double?!
**[04:34] ---**
Double! Then I can buy twice
as many Gundam models?!
**[04:37] ---**
All right! I'm heading out now
to find this Ookie!
**[04:40] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[04:42] ---**
You don't have time to get
involved with civilian problems!
**[04:45] ---**
We've got a mission!
**[04:46] ---**
Silence!
**[04:49] ---**
"Even chance meetings are preordained."
**[04:51] ---**
Lending my aid to honorable
resolve such as theirs
**[04:55] ---**
is the righteous path of a living being.
**[04:58] ---**
Both of them are still children!
**[05:00] ---**
Vengeance talk is...
**[05:01] ---**
Silence, silence!
**[05:03] ---**
Can you not see this family crest?
**[05:05] ---**
Who do you think he is?!
**[05:09] ---**
He's from the 58th planet of the Toad Nebula,
**[05:12] ---**
the commander of a alien invasion
special advance team,
**[05:16] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
**[05:18] ---**
Hey, old samurai!
**[05:18] ---**
Stay back!
**[05:24] ---**
And now, I've got a job to do.
**[05:27] ---**
We've got money!
**[05:28] ---**
Just make sure you find him!
**[05:30] ---**
Good luck, old samurai!
**[05:32] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[05:35] ---**
Good grief!
**[05:37] ---**
Are you sure this is okay, Corporal?
**[05:39] ---**
Let him do what he wants!
**[05:40] ---**
I don't care!
***SIGN*** Ookie (18) from
the planet Gozarre
Ah! That face!
If you see him,
call this number!
**[05:42] ---**
Do you know Ookie?
**[05:44] ---**
He's got a big scar from his
forehead to his left cheek.
**[05:47] ---**
Does anyone know a heinous
Gozarrian villain named Ookie?
***SIGN*** Day 2
**[05:52] ---**
There's a reward if you
share information about him!
***SIGN*** Day 3
**[05:56] ---**
Please help us!
**[05:58] ---**
Or, like, super helpless?
***SIGN*** Day 4
**[06:01] ---**
He's a Gozarrian named Ookie!
**[06:03] ---**
Huh?
**[06:04] ---**
Uncle?
**[06:05] ---**
I can't take this anymore.
**[06:08] ---**
We're just not finding the guy...
***SIGN*** Grumble
**[06:11] ---**
...and I'm starving.
**[06:14] ---**
How much longer are they gonna waste
their lives looking for some guy?!
**[06:18] ---**
They even made this suit...
**[06:21] ---**
Like kids out seeking vengeance...
**[06:29] ---**
Will it be okay?
**[06:31] ---**
You said we'd pay double,
**[06:34] ---**
but we don't have much money left.
**[06:36] ---**
We can sell that powered suit.
**[06:39] ---**
More importantly, that Keronian, Keroro,
**[06:41] ---**
doesn't really seem reliable.
**[06:44] ---**
Let's have faith in him.
**[06:46] ---**
At least he knows more
about Pekopon than we do.
**[06:50] ---**
But if he doesn't find him,
**[06:53] ---**
let's give up and go home.
**[06:54] ---**
Forget it! We came all this way to Pekopon!
**[06:59] ---**
Ha! Chesto!
**[07:01] ---**
Until I get vengeance for Dad,
**[07:04] ---**
there's no way I'm going home!
**[07:06] ---**
I made that vow to myself!
**[07:12] ---**
Who's there?!
**[07:16] ---**
Oh, it's just the old man.
**[07:18] ---**
If I were your enemy, you'd be dead by now.
**[07:21] ---**
What's that?!
**[07:22] ---**
You attacked me without
having any defense in place.
**[07:25] ---**
That's no good.
**[07:27] ---**
Mind your own business!
**[07:28] ---**
If we're done here, take a hike!
**[07:30] ---**
You dropped this.
**[07:34] ---**
Careless of me!
**[07:35] ---**
Thank you, Giroro-san.
**[07:39] ---**
Olor, the strong win battles.
**[07:43] ---**
That's obvious!
**[07:45] ---**
The strong person
**[07:46] ---**
is one who knows their own limitations.
**[07:50] ---**
Their own limitations?
***SIGN*** Space Soba
**[07:52] ---**
Give me a receipt.
Make it out to the Keroro platoon.
**[07:56] ---**
This is a little fancy, but the Ookie
search sponsors can pay for it.
**[07:59] ---**
Without a perk like this,
I wouldn't even bother.
**[08:02] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Ookie!
**[08:08] ---**
Ookie!
**[08:09] ---**
I'm impressed you recognized me.
I am Ookie-sama the Gozarrian!
**[08:13] ---**
Seriously? You're the real thing?
**[08:15] ---**
I heard somebody's offering a reward
**[08:17] ---**
for giving my location.
**[08:19] ---**
But I'm better off goin' over there
**[08:21] ---**
and collecting the reward myself!
**[08:23] ---**
You will take me there, won't you?
**[08:25] ---**
Y-Yes! No problem!
**[08:29] ---**
You did it, Mr. Sergeant!
**[08:31] ---**
Finding him was fine,
but the rest is gero-awful, sir.
**[08:33] ---**
Since he's going voluntarily,
does that mean we get no reward?
**[08:38] ---**
Probably...
**[08:40] ---**
Or, like, cart before horse?
**[08:41] ---**
To get that reward, we have to
capture him, one way or another.
**[08:46] ---**
And so...
**[08:48] ---**
Suffer yourself to be bound!
**[08:50] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:51] ---**
Interesting!
**[08:54] ---**
What can you do and what can't you do?
**[08:57] ---**
Knowing that is the strongest weapon.
**[09:01] ---**
How are you going to avoid
this attacking ball?
**[09:03] ---**
That's your limit.
**[09:05] ---**
Here I go!
**[09:06] ---**
Come on!
**[09:07] ---**
Olor...
**[09:19] ---**
That's it! That'll do!
**[09:23] ---**
Old man!
**[09:26] ---**
We need help!
**[09:28] ---**
It's Uncle!
**[09:30] ---**
Uncle...
**[09:32] ---**
Uncle! Uncle!
**[09:35] ---**
Wake up!
**[09:38] ---**
He's totally strong...
**[09:40] ---**
I'll take the reward, if you please!
**[09:47] ---**
That scar!
**[09:48] ---**
That red face!
**[09:52] ---**
Tama!
**[09:52] ---**
Gero!
**[09:53] ---**
He's Ookie?!
**[09:55] ---**
Well! If it ain't the kids of Lao Cunningham!
**[09:59] ---**
So the one lookin' for me to get revenge
**[10:01] ---**
was you two?!
**[10:05] ---**
Trying to get revenge against
a guy like that is suicide!
**[10:09] ---**
What's wrong?! You scared?!
**[10:11] ---**
Come on, what's the problem?!
**[10:14] ---**
Oh, no you don't!
**[10:20] ---**
Old man!
**[10:21] ---**
Come and get me, brat!
**[10:22] ---**
Darn it!
**[10:24] ---**
Olor!
**[10:27] ---**
V for victory!
**[10:30] ---**
Old man...
**[10:32] ---**
All right!
**[10:33] ---**
Fight me, Ookie!
**[10:35] ---**
Space rock-paper-scissors...
**[10:38] ---**
Tie. Again...
**[10:41] ---**
Tie. Again...
**[10:43] ---**
What's that?
**[10:45] ---**
Oh, space rock-paper-scissors
is popular these days.
**[10:47] ---**
S-Space rock-paper-scissors?
**[10:50] ---**
I have never heard of it.
**[10:52] ---**
With space rock-paper-scissors...
**[10:54] ---**
...there are 128 other choices
besides rock, paper, and scissors.
**[10:57] ---**
It's the ultimate in complex
rock-paper-scissors games.
***SIGN*** Space Rock-Paper-Scissors
Champion
**[11:00] ---**
Our father was the first champion of the
Space Rock-Paper-Scissors Tournament,
**[11:05] ---**
but losing to Ookie knocked
all the stuffing out of him.
**[11:08] ---**
I see. It went well, eh?
**[11:12] ---**
But of course! Since I'm the one who made it!
**[11:17] ---**
Vengeance by rock-paper-scissors?
**[11:19] ---**
Yes! It's a tough battle
that'll take a week to settle.
**[11:23] ---**
A week?!
**[11:27] ---**
"Even chance meetings are preordained."
**[11:29] ---**
For Olor's sake, please watch
this battle to the very end!
**[11:34] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[11:37] ---**
Connections between people
should be held dear,
**[11:40] ---**
but in this case, it's kind of a pain.
**[11:42] ---**
Um... Uh...
**[11:53] ---**
What kind of hopes and dreams
do you have, viewers at home?
**[11:57] ---**
This is that kind of story. Or that's the plan.
***SIGN*** Wu Magazine
**[12:01] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[12:02] ---**
Have you seen the supermarket
flyer from today's paper?
**[12:05] ---**
Um...
**[12:06] ---**
Is this it?
***SIGN*** Special Sale 30% Off
**[12:08] ---**
Yeah, that's it!
***SIGN*** 50 Yen Off
**[12:10] ---**
A coupon for 50 yen off of eggs!
**[12:14] ---**
What is this?!
**[12:19] ---**
Sis, that's...
**[12:21] ---**
Then...
***SIGN*** Concert
Dasonu☆Marie
**[12:29] ---**
Keroro: Dasonu☆Maso Yet Again, Sir?
**[12:34] ---**
And so, the invasion of Pekopon begins...
**[12:37] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[12:39] ---**
Gero?
**[12:40] ---**
What's this, ma'am?
**[12:41] ---**
You dare interrupt a sacred
Pekopon invasion meeting...
**[12:44] ---**
You called him here again, didn't you?!
**[12:46] ---**
Called him?
**[12:49] ---**
That pain in the butt Dasonu Maso!
***SIGN*** Dasonu☆Maso
**[12:52] ---**
Dasonu Maso-san?
**[12:54] ---**
I didn't call him.
**[12:56] ---**
But the hairball in the yard...
**[12:58] ---**
You mean me?
**[13:04] ---**
Um...
**[13:07] ---**
Who are you?
***SIGN*** Dasonu Marie
**[13:11] ---**
I am Dasonu Marie!
**[13:13] [SONG] ---**
Dance☆Man, dance!
**[13:15] ---**
Dasonu Marie?
**[13:15] [SONG] ---**
Dance☆Man, bounce!
**[13:17] ---**
Her poses seem like a ripoff.
**[13:19] ---**
To tell you the truth,
I'm Dasonu☆Maso's little sister.
**[13:20] [SONG] ---**
Dance☆Man, chance!
**[13:23] ---**
I apologize for all the trouble my
big brother's caused you! I'm sorry!
**[13:24] [SONG] ---**
Dance☆Man, nice!
**[13:26] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[13:27] ---**
So she's just a ripoff of Dasonu☆Maso?
***SIGN*** Dance☆Man
**[13:32] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso is a ripoff of Dance☆Man.
***SIGN*** Dasonu☆Maso
***SIGN*** Dasonu☆Marie
**[13:35] ---**
So she's a ripoff of a ripoff.
**[13:38] ---**
Um... Are you listening to me?
**[13:40] ---**
So what are you here for,
Dasonu Matsu-san?
***SIGN*** Dasonu☆Matsu
**[13:43] ---**
It's not Matsu.
**[13:45] ---**
It's Marie.
**[13:47] ---**
You want to join the Keroro platoon?
**[13:48] ---**
There's a universal comedian
boom right now, right?
**[13:52] ---**
R-Really?
**[13:54] ---**
And so,
**[13:55] ---**
if I exploit my nice, pretty looks,
**[13:59] ---**
I'll be a variety idol that nobody can beat!
**[14:02] ---**
Variety idol?
**[14:04] ---**
We're supposed to agree?
**[14:06] ---**
But first, I want to do comedy training
**[14:09] ---**
with the Keroro Platoon,
that hilarious quartet
**[14:11] ---**
known throughout the universe!
**[14:13] ---**
Comedy training?
**[14:14] ---**
Hilarious quartet?
**[14:18] ---**
A quartet is a four-person team, right?
**[14:20] ---**
Ding-dong-ding-dong!
**[14:24] ---**
Cruel... You're all so cruel...
**[14:26] ---**
We're soldiers, not entertainers!
**[14:30] ---**
Well, it's pretty close.
**[14:32] ---**
They're talking about us like this
because of that dumbo laugh of yours!
**[14:35] ---**
I've got it!
**[14:36] ---**
Lady Dasono Marie, I grant you
permission to observe our platoon.
**[14:40] ---**
Oh! Really?!
**[14:42] ---**
Thank you!
**[14:44] ---**
I'll make sure your talent rubs off on me!
**[14:46] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[14:46] ---**
We'll show her impressive invasion activities,
**[14:47] ---**
Comedians!
**[14:49] ---**
which will make her realize
**[14:51] ---**
that we're not comedians!
***SIGN*** Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari 2
**[15:10] ---**
Strategic weather satellite
Komawari 2, activated.
**[15:15] ---**
What skit are you going to do with this prop?
**[15:18] ---**
Skit...? This is a super-weapon!
**[15:22] ---**
With this, we'll strike fear into
the hearts of every Pekoponian!
**[15:25] ---**
Keroro-kun...
***SIGN*** Here!
**[15:27] ---**
Wasn't that a weather satellite
that's useful to the Pekoponians?
**[15:30] ---**
Never mind, let's return to base
and prepare the energy!
**[15:36] ---**
Dororo! What are you doing?!
**[15:38] ---**
If this satellite will bring calamity upon
Pekopon, I shall push it into a black hole!
**[15:42] ---**
Don't be an idiot!
**[15:43] ---**
I won't know if I can do it unless I try!
**[15:45] ---**
Are you insane?
**[15:46] ---**
Dororo Ninja Arts aren't just for show!
**[15:49] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art!
**[15:51] ---**
Psycho Frame!
**[15:53] ---**
Dororo, don't!
**[15:55] ---**
There's no choice. I'll use my
Tamama Impact to stop Dororo-senpai.
**[16:00] ---**
No, Tamama!
**[16:01] ---**
It's okay! I'll aim with pinpoint accuracy!
**[16:05] ---**
Tamama, that's not the point!
***SIGN*** I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[16:07] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[16:11] ---**
What is that?
**[16:17] ---**
I tried to tell him not to do it
because he was wearing a helmet...
**[16:21] ---**
Your punchlines are awesome!
**[16:29] ---**
Komawari 3 launched successfully!
***SIGN*** Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari 3
**[16:32] ---**
If launching it was as simple as this,
you should've done it long ago!
**[16:35] ---**
After all, where's the fun
if we could do it easily?
**[16:38] ---**
That kind of twisted thinking
**[16:41] ---**
is why we fail all the time!
**[16:43] ---**
Fail all the time...
**[16:44] ---**
You talk like I'm a klutzy, foolish,
careless, troublemaking character!
**[16:49] ---**
You're saying that's wrong?!
**[16:51] ---**
After all, I'm the commander!
**[16:52] ---**
The main title character!
**[16:54] ---**
You may not notice it, but when it's
time to make a decision, I'm decisive!
**[16:57] ---**
Oh?!
**[16:59] ---**
When have you ever been decisive?!
**[17:02] ---**
Tell me!
**[17:03] ---**
Th-The point is...
**[17:05] ---**
I'm talking about now! And right now
is the time to make a decision!
**[17:09] ---**
Tch! I've had it up to here with you!
**[17:09] ---**
Even their normal conversation is a
high-spirited comedy duo's exchange.
**[17:11] ---**
Don't be like that!
**[17:12] ---**
Shut up, idiot!
**[17:13] ---**
True professionals!
***SIGN*** Keromart
**[17:17] ---**
And so, this is the second step of our plan!
***SIGN*** Employees Only
**[17:20] ---**
"And so" is a technique that seems
to offhandedly advance the plot.
**[17:25] ---**
In order to use the launched
Komawari 3 as a super-weapon,
**[17:28] ---**
we need a vast amount of energy.
**[17:31] ---**
Therefore...
***SIGN*** 10 Yen Limited-Time Sale Keromart Energy!!
**[17:37] ---**
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
**[17:39] ---**
Everything is ten yen during
this limited-time sale!
**[17:42] ---**
Ten yen means you can buy
ten things with 100 yen.
**[17:46] ---**
A limited-time sale is a battleground!
**[17:48] ---**
H-Have to survive...
***SIGN*** Until Full
**[17:50] ---**
Uncle, we've passed 50 gavas!
**[17:55] ---**
Pekoponians have a weakness for sales.
***SIGN*** Keromart
**[17:57] ---**
They swoop down on the store and grab.
**[17:59] ---**
It truly is a scene of pandemonium!
**[18:02] ---**
We'll extract that energy
**[18:04] ---**
and send it to Komawari 3!
A brilliant scheme!
**[18:07] ---**
Worthy of me, the strategist,
***SIGN*** Strategist
Star-tegist
**[18:10] ---**
or maybe I should say *star-tegist*!
**[18:13] ---**
Self-admiration by way of a pun!
**[18:16] ---**
"Maybe I should say *star-tegist,*" he said!
**[18:19] ---**
You laugh at a pun like that?
***SIGN*** Until Full
**[18:23] ---**
We've got an emergency!
The energy is over 120 gavas!
**[18:26] ---**
What?!
**[18:27] ---**
The limited-time sale power is
stronger than we anticipated!
**[18:31] ---**
At this rate, Komawari 3 will...
**[18:37] ---**
Th-The fearsome power
of middle-aged ladies...
**[18:41] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:44] ---**
A washtub, the comedic standard.
***SIGN*** Until Full
***SIGN*** Strategic Weather Satellite
Komawari 4
**[18:48] ---**
All we can do is use Komawari 4,
already filled up with energy.
**[18:52] ---**
Then you should've done that from
the start, as I keep saying!
**[18:56] ---**
A repeated gag...
**[19:00] ---**
All right, we'll use the
super-weapon, Komawari 4,
**[19:02] ---**
to advance Pekopon's
global warming all at once!
**[19:05] ---**
The seas will rise! Most land will be
at the bottom of the ocean!
**[19:08] ---**
It's a cold-hearted invasion plan!
**[19:11] ---**
Worthy of your genius, Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:13] ---**
It's 100% full of energy!
**[19:16] ---**
120%!
**[19:21] ---**
Wait a second, Sarge!
**[19:23] ---**
If you do that, there won't be any more
Gundam model factories!
**[19:28] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[19:32] ---**
That was close!
**[19:34] ---**
I totally forgot that's why I've
always avoided plans like this.
**[19:40] ---**
Why is she laughing at that?
**[19:42] ---**
Creepy...
**[19:43] ---**
You always wind it up
with one-pattern punchlines!
***SIGN*** One-Pattern
**[19:46] ---**
Who's one-pattern?! Me?! Me?!
**[19:49] ---**
Even so... Even so...
**[19:51] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, calm down.
**[19:53] ---**
That's right. You're only making
yourself look more pathetic.
**[19:57] ---**
You thoughtfully showed me the comedic
**[19:59] ---**
quintessence of the Keroro Platoon!
**[20:01] ---**
Both your buffoonish antics and
airhead characters are exquisite!
**[20:04] ---**
You're the epitome of comedians!
**[20:07] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[20:11] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[20:11] ---**
Oh, Marie!
***SIGN*** I'll
comb
straight
out!
**[20:13] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
Have you learned anything?
**[20:15] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
**[20:16] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[20:17] ---**
Yes, I learned a lot!
**[20:18] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
**[20:20] ---**
It's just like you said! The Keroro Platoon
is a hilarious comedy quartet!
**[20:25] ---**
Although there are five people
in the Keroro platoon...
**[20:27] ---**
Then show me the fruits of your labor!
**[20:30] ---**
Sure! Dasonu☆Marie has *comb*
to entertain you!
**[20:33] ---**
My moving notices said, "I'm moving,
so please visit me at my new place anytime,"
**[20:37] ---**
but I really don't want anyone
to come over! That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[20:45] ---**
Aside from the field trip snack,
**[20:46] ---**
I always bring a lot of sweets
as my dessert for lunch!
**[20:50] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[20:54] ---**
Kululu, comb straight out with it.
What do you think?
**[20:56] ---**
She's a washout.
**[20:58] ---**
She's missing the target.
**[21:00] ---**
And that's what she deserves!
**[21:02] ---**
Did that miss the target?
**[21:04] ---**
I don't know!
**[21:06] ---**
Marie! This is how you really
give 'em a hair-raising time!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[21:10] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
I'm not gonna die...
**[21:11] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[21:12] ---**
...he says, already dying!
That is who I am!
**[21:13] [SONG] ---**
Dancing in my soul!
**[21:15] [SONG] ---**
I've said it enough, but he's
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[21:17] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[21:18] ---**
That old material falls just
on the side of what's funny!
**[21:20] ---**
As always...
**[21:20] [SONG] ---**
Dancing in my soul!
**[21:22] ---**
...I have no idea what's funny about that.
**[21:24] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[21:25] ---**
I'm completely defeated!
**[21:27] ---**
In what way?
**[21:28] ---**
Marie, I'll comb straight out.
That style doesn't fit you.
**[21:28] [SONG] ---**
His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[21:31] [SONG] ---**
Everyone, remember
Dasonu☆Maso, Dasonu☆Maso!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[21:35] ---**
Th-This is the true me?
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[21:39] ---**
And while I'm at it, everyone else, too!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[21:42] ---**
Yay!
**[21:43] ---**
I knew it...
**[21:45] ---**
Yay! I feel funky!
**[21:46] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[21:48] ---**
Your training is done. Let's go home.
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[21:50] ---**
I'll comb straight out! This is my
fourth appearance on the show!
**[21:55] ---**
Congratulations, bro!
**[21:55] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[21:56] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
You used me to get on again!
**[22:00] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[22:01] ---**
You're still my naive little sister!
**[22:03] ---**
I want to comb straight out
to the max, too!
**[22:06] ---**
This time, Dasonu☆Maso
**[22:07] ---**
used his little sister as a back door
to get on the show.
**[22:11] ---**
But I'll comb straight out: I don't care
if we ever see him again.
**[22:17] ---**
The deadline for the Pekopon
invasion is 105 days.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:53] ---**
It's that clammy rainy season again
when someone comes back to visit.
**[23:57] ---**
It's a strong, handsome fellow.
**[23:59] ---**
So why does everyone have a problem with him?
**[24:01] ---**
Come on, let's enjoy it together!
**[24:04] ---**
That aside, I don't wanna get sucked up!
**[24:07] ---**
Keroro: Nyororo Versus Mecha Nyororo, Sir!
**[24:11] ---**
Keroro: Gone With the Nyobo, Sir!
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E115 - Keroro: Nyororo versus Mecha Nyororo, Sir! / Keroro: Gone With the Nyobo, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3895G/keroro-nyororo-versus-mecha-nyororo-sir--keroro-gone-with-the-nyobo-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
***SIGN*** Go
***SIGN*** Space TV Station Eventer Prize Marketing Test Film
**[01:40] ---**
A Keronian's mortal enemy
is the space plant, Nyororo.
**[01:43] ---**
It would be no overstatement to say that
this has been the most blood, sweat,
**[01:46] ---**
and tears-filled desperate struggle
in Keronian history.
**[01:50] ---**
Nyoro!
**[01:55] ---**
To close the book on this dark history,
**[01:57] ---**
our Sergeant Keroro established the
Nyororo Countermeasures Center,
**[02:01] ---**
nicknamed "N Force"!
***SIGN*** Nyororo Countermeasures Center (Nickname: N Force)
**[02:08] ---**
He gathered the wisdom
of the Keroro Platoon,
**[02:11] ---**
and was trying to bring forth
**[02:13] ---**
the best, most powerful anti-Nyororo
combat machine in history!
**[02:20] ---**
This time, I'll put an end to it
once and for all, sir!
**[02:24] ---**
Gero gerori...
***SIGN*** Written, directed, and starring Sergeant Keroro
***SIGN*** Nyororo Versus Mecha Nyororo
**[02:35] ---**
Cut! Cut!
**[02:37] ---**
What?!
**[02:38] ---**
The part where I enter Mecha Nyoro,
**[02:40] ---**
why does it look so low-tech?!
**[02:42] ---**
There should be a hovering chair!
**[02:44] ---**
Or a tractor beam that lifts me up!
**[02:47] ---**
It's details like these that'll
win or lose us the Eventa Prize!
**[02:53] ---**
Then shall we do a retake?
**[02:54] ---**
Of course!
**[02:55] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[02:57] ---**
Or, like, troubled future?
**[02:59] ---**
If I say we do a retake, we do a retake!
**[03:02] ---**
Still, something's missing...
**[03:06] ---**
Something...
**[03:10] ---**
Keroro: Nyororo Versus Mecha Nyororo, Sir!
**[03:16] ---**
But let's back up a little.
**[03:17] ---**
No! No! Forget it, I said!
**[03:20] ---**
If you don't put on this dehumidifying cream,
**[03:23] ---**
you'll run wild again.
***SIGN*** Nippea Cuts moisture by 70%!
**[03:24] ---**
After all, that doesn't
go with my smooth skin!
**[03:28] ---**
Don't be like that!
Just suck it up and put it on!
**[03:31] ---**
No way!
**[03:32] ---**
You're telling me to give up
this damp luster?!
***SIGN*** Humidity
***SIGN*** Current Level
**[03:35] ---**
That's right. When Sergeant Keroro's
moisture rises past a certain level,
**[03:39] ---**
he transforms into a super-powered
menace, the Keroro of "back then"!
***SIGN*** The Keroro of Yesteryear
**[03:43] ---**
If you get like that,
**[03:46] ---**
a Nyororo will attack again.
**[03:48] ---**
Nyororo?
**[03:49] ---**
That's right.
**[03:50] ---**
This is our third year here, Mr. Sergeant.
**[03:53] ---**
You either put on this dehumidifying cream
**[03:56] ---**
or get sucked up by Nyororo.
**[03:58] ---**
Those are your only two choices.
**[04:01] ---**
Up against a wall, Sergeant Keroro's
little grey cells start working at full blast!
***SIGN*** Keroro's Brain
**[04:06] ---**
Again?
***SIGN*** Nyororo Sucked up Yesteryear Humidity Even though you say "third year"... Dehumidifying Cream
**[04:08] ---**
Nyororo! Sucked up!
**[04:10] ---**
Back then... Dehumidifying cream...
**[04:14] ---**
I've got it!
**[04:17] ---**
I'm almost done, Commander.
**[04:19] ---**
Man, that looks strong!
**[04:22] ---**
This Mecha Nyororo can
definitely take down a Nyororo.
**[04:27] ---**
What nonsense!
This is a waste of our budget!
**[04:30] ---**
You don't understand.
**[04:32] ---**
Listen. My fight with the Nyororo
**[04:35] ---**
will go down in Keronian military
history as a heroic battle.
**[04:39] ---**
And then...
**[04:40] ---**
Then?
***SIGN*** Movie?
**[04:41] ---**
...I'll make it into a movie!
**[04:43] ---**
A... a movie?!
***SIGN*** Space TV Station Eventa Award
**[04:45] ---**
Ta-daa!
**[04:46] ---**
The Space TV Station Eventa Award!
**[04:49] ---**
What about it?!
***SIGN*** Space TV Station Eventa Award
**[04:50] ---**
In short, I'm going to win the
Eventa Award with a movie made
**[04:54] ---**
from shooting the awesome
live battle with Nyororo!
**[04:57] ---**
Will everything work out just like that?
**[04:59] ---**
No problem!
***SIGN*** Theatre Okaraza Bayside Takedown Train Man Blockhead
**[05:01] ---**
The winning work will be shown in
movie theaters across the universe,
***SIGN*** Universal Hit!
**[05:05] ---**
so it's guaranteed to be a huge hit!
***SIGN*** Keroro! Keroro!
**[05:07] ---**
I'll be a star, even on Keron!
**[05:09] ---**
The Pekopon invasion budget will swell,
so even if the mission ends in failure,
***SIGN*** Keroro! Keroro!
**[05:13] ---**
they'll overlook it,
**[05:14] ---**
according to my butterfly effect plan!
**[05:17] ---**
Or, like, double whammy?
**[05:19] ---**
That sounds amazing!
**[05:21] ---**
I know, right?
**[05:22] ---**
So what do you want to do, Commander?
**[05:24] ---**
Well, let's make a test film first.
**[05:30] ---**
And so here we are.
**[05:33] ---**
Still, it feels like something's missing.
**[05:36] ---**
Missing?
**[05:38] ---**
Is there some hint?
**[05:40] ---**
There should be a hint in here!
**[05:42] ---**
Th-This is it!
**[05:44] ---**
Director D.W. Griffith,
the father of film, said this:
**[05:48] ---**
"What the public wants in movies
is a gun and a girl."
***SIGN*** equals
**[05:51] ---**
The gun here is the Mecha Nyororo.
**[05:53] ---**
As for the other...
**[05:55] ---**
Heroine audition?
**[05:57] ---**
That's right!
**[05:58] ---**
Y-You can't be serious!
**[06:00] ---**
But it sounds kind of fun, Natsumi-san!
**[06:03] ---**
U-Um, Koyuki-chan...
**[06:06] ---**
Say, Tama-chan, why us?
**[06:09] ---**
Well, the setting of the movie is Pekopon,
**[06:12] ---**
so we're looking for a Pekoponian actress
**[06:14] ---**
who already knows of our existence!
**[06:17] ---**
Although, to be honest,
I could not think of anyone else...
**[06:20] ---**
Fukki, you'll be a judge!
**[06:24] ---**
Me?!
**[06:24] ---**
Anyway, Sergeant Director will
fill you in on the details,
**[06:28] ---**
so please follow me
to the next location!
**[06:31] ---**
This is fishy.
***SIGN*** Keroro Auditions
**[06:33] ---**
Sergeant Director is waiting for you inside.
**[06:36] ---**
We're on a tight schedule,
so make it quick, please.
**[06:40] ---**
Let's go, Natsumi-san!
**[06:43] ---**
Let's go in there, too.
**[06:45] ---**
O-Okay...
**[06:47] ---**
W-Wait a second!
**[06:50] ---**
What is that?!
**[06:52] ---**
Director, if you please!
**[06:54] ---**
Hello there.
**[06:56] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:57] ---**
Explain the meaning of this.
**[06:59] ---**
I... I just wanted to make
an innocent film.
**[07:03] ---**
We're shooting a full-length
feature, in CinemaScope.
**[07:08] ---**
Then what's this?
**[07:09] ---**
Th-That's a prop for the movie.
**[07:12] ---**
Is that right?
**[07:14] ---**
Oh, I forgot!
**[07:16] ---**
As a bonus for the person who
wins the part of the heroine,
**[07:19] ---**
they can co-star with a person
of their choosing!
**[07:21] ---**
Co-star with a person of their choosing?!
**[07:23] ---**
Ridiculous. Who would agree
to be in that movie?
**[07:27] ---**
I will!
***SIGN*** Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[07:28] ---**
C-Co-starring with Fuyuki-kun...
***SIGN*** Thump Thump Thump
**[07:30] ---**
C-Co-starring with Natsumi-san...
**[07:38] ---**
I won't let you be the heroine!
**[07:40] ---**
I'm not going to show any mercy!
***SIGN*** Fume Fume Fume Fume
**[07:42] ---**
W-What tension...
**[07:44] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[07:46] ---**
Aren't you going to audition?
**[07:49] ---**
No.
***SIGN*** Lightly
**[07:51] ---**
I... I see...
**[07:52] ---**
Wow, this is great!
**[07:55] ---**
Huh. So this is Mecha Nyororo...
**[07:57] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai!
**[08:00] ---**
He's agreed to be in the movie,
even if it's just a small part.
**[08:04] ---**
Why don't you audition too,
Natsumi-chan?
**[08:08] ---**
Th-That guy!
**[08:10] ---**
Since you asked Saburo-senpai,
**[08:13] ---**
maybe I will...
**[08:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro is wiped out.
***SIGN*** Wiped Out
**[08:18] ---**
It looks like we've got three candidates.
**[08:21] ---**
I want to try out, too!
**[08:23] ---**
Gero?
**[08:23] ---**
I want to be in the movie with you, Uncle!
**[08:25] ---**
Or, like, open casting?
**[08:28] ---**
It would be a tremendous help if you
played the heroine, Lady Mois!
**[08:31] ---**
Really?!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
***SIGN*** That woman
He's my Mr. Sergeant
Get lost
**[08:33] ---**
That shameless woman wants
to co-star with my sergeant?!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
Take a hike
Envious
No fair
**[08:39] ---**
I invited Natchi and the others
because the setting is Pekopon!
**[08:42] ---**
There is no point in you auditioning!
***SIGN*** No fair That woman It's always you
**[08:46] ---**
W-What is it?
**[08:47] ---**
I sense some kind of incredible power.
**[08:50] ---**
What kind of audition is this going to be?
**[08:56] ---**
Taking a break to gaze at
the rain-drenched hydrangeas
**[08:59] ---**
is a refined behavior, isn't it?
**[09:02] ---**
Do you understand?
**[09:08] ---**
What is that?!
**[09:10] ---**
What is going on here?!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Director
**[09:13] ---**
Hey, Dororo! You're in the way!
**[09:15] ---**
Keroro-kun, you don't have to
suddenly yell at me!
**[09:19] ---**
W-What is this?!
***SIGN*** Glee
***SIGN*** Fury
***SIGN*** Misery
**[09:27] ---**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Fun
***SIGN*** Head Judge
**[09:29] ---**
Screams come with the heroine territory!
**[09:32] ---**
Express your emotions even more!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Scream!
**[09:35] ---**
Give me the ultimate scream!
**[09:36] ---**
I can see it! I can see it, too!
**[09:39] ---**
The aura of deep attachment
between director and actress!
***SIGN*** Envious That woman Jealousy
**[09:42] ---**
Even Tamama's Orb of Jealousy
bounced off of that determination!
**[09:46] ---**
If I focus, I may be able to do this!
**[09:49] ---**
Saburo-senpai, please watch me.
**[09:53] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, accept my passionate feelings!
**[09:59] ---**
Milady's passionate feelings...
**[10:00] ---**
I shall secretly fan their flames.
**[10:04] ---**
I never knew a ninja like me could
become so absorbed in an audition!
**[10:08] ---**
But being able to scream together
with Natsumi-san...
**[10:11] ---**
It's ec-sta-sy!
**[10:15] ---**
Koyuki-dono unconsciously released an attack!
**[10:19] ---**
You'll never be a regular on the
Keromi Middle School team like that!
**[10:22] ---**
Is this the best you people can do?!
**[10:28] ---**
Uncle's passionate feelings
**[10:30] ---**
are beating me up!
**[10:32] ---**
Or, like, rousing rally?
**[10:34] ---**
Wow! So this is what an audition is...
**[10:37] ---**
No, this is quite a special case.
**[10:47] ---**
All of your... All of your
passion is giving me power!
**[10:54] ---**
Emergency! Emergency!
**[10:56] ---**
Nyororo attack! Nyororo attack!
**[10:58] ---**
Gero gerori! I was waiting for this!
**[11:02] ---**
Private Tamama. Make sure you capture
**[11:05] ---**
my valiant figure on film!
**[11:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[11:23] ---**
Fade... Fade...
**[11:26] ---**
Fade... Fade...
**[11:29] ---**
Fade...
**[11:33] ---**
Tamama! Get Sarge's bravery on film now!
**[11:36] ---**
I... I don't know how to work the camera!
**[11:45] ---**
Fade...
**[11:48] ---**
...in!
**[11:50] ---**
W-Wait a second!
**[11:52] ---**
In!
**[11:54] ---**
Gero!
**[12:02] ---**
For the third year in a row,
Sergeant Keroro has been sucked dry.
***SIGN*** Sucked Dry
**[12:06] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[12:08] ---**
P-Private Tamama...
**[12:10] ---**
Did you capture my bravery?
**[12:12] ---**
I did not know how to operate the camera,
so I did not get a single frame!
**[12:16] ---**
I see...
**[12:20] ---**
Shall we retake that once more?
**[12:22] ---**
I'm sick of retakes...
**[12:26] ---**
In the end, the Keroro Platoon's
movie left behind only a vast debt,
**[12:30] ---**
and it never saw the light of day.
**[12:39] ---**
One afternoon during a spell of
fine weather in the rainy season...
**[12:42] ---**
Hey!
**[12:43] ---**
Gero?
**[12:44] ---**
How long is this giant piece
of junk gonna be here?
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, we haven't repaired the
transportation machine yet,
**[12:51] ---**
so the Mecha Nyororo has
just been sitting here.
**[12:54] ---**
My guess is we'll need another week or so
**[12:56] ---**
to take away the whole thing.
**[12:58] ---**
Take it away...
**[12:59] ---**
...right now!
**[13:02] ---**
Sheesh!
**[13:04] ---**
You never did get to use it in the end.
**[13:06] ---**
Are you gonna throw it away?
**[13:08] ---**
Well, I suppose that's the only way.
**[13:10] ---**
I mean, we could possibly modify it
and sell it to another alien race,
**[13:14] ---**
but unless our budget increased,
that's just a flight of fancy.
**[13:17] ---**
I see. I kind of feel sorry for you guys.
**[13:22] ---**
Well, I'll start arranging for its disposal.
**[13:26] ---**
I won't let you get rid of it that easily!
**[13:32] ---**
Keroro: Gone With the Nyobo, Sir!
**[13:38] ---**
Hey, we really can't use it
as a weapon anymore?
**[13:43] ---**
After all, we equipped it as a
weapon to fight a Nyororo, right?
**[13:47] ---**
The missiles or beam rifle...
**[13:50] ---**
It doesn't have that.
**[13:51] ---**
Gero! W-What do you mean?
**[13:54] ---**
Don't ask me.
**[13:56] ---**
Gero?
**[13:56] ---**
Here are the bills for
all the filming equipment
***SIGN*** Bill
**[14:00] ---**
and film you ordered!
**[14:01] ---**
Seriously?!
**[14:02] ---**
And there's this, too!
**[14:04] ---**
A broken state-of-the-art film
and high-vision camera.
**[14:08] ---**
We have to pay 50 million yen!
**[14:11] ---**
We're also getting bills
for lunches and drinks
***SIGN*** Bill
***SIGN*** Bill
**[14:14] ---**
that were ordered unnecessarily.
**[14:17] ---**
Or, like, open audit?
**[14:21] ---**
Oh, no!
**[14:23] ---**
In other words,
the missiles paid for the film,
**[14:25] ---**
and the beam rifle
took care of food expenses.
**[14:28] ---**
Tamama, contact the space bureau
of public cleansing
**[14:31] ---**
and arrange to have them
pick it up as bulky trash.
**[14:33] ---**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[14:35] ---**
I'll dismantle it so they
can collect it more easily.
***SIGN*** Bill Make sure you pay it
***SIGN*** Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[14:39] ---**
What is this pain in my chest?
**[14:43] ---**
Destroy and throw away a
mech that I made...
**[14:46] ---**
Destroy and throw away a
Gundam model that I made...
**[14:49] ---**
Destroy and throw away a
Gundam model that I made?!
***SIGN*** The God of Gundam Models I'm Sorry
**[14:52] ---**
Not on your life!
**[14:55] ---**
You gotta be kidding me!
I put my soul into that,
**[14:58] ---**
and I won't let it be thrown away
without a fight!
**[15:00] ---**
Then what should we do, Commander?
**[15:04] ---**
I've got it!
**[15:06] ---**
All right, all right...
**[15:09] ---**
All right. And it's repaired.
**[15:11] ---**
Thank you, Kululu!
**[15:13] ---**
From now on, I'll take
care of it as a pet robot.
**[15:17] ---**
Pet robot?!
**[15:18] ---**
That's cute!
**[15:20] ---**
Do you have it?
**[15:22] ---**
Yes. Turn around three times and bark.
***SIGN*** Turn around three times and bark. (Fancy control system.)
**[15:24] ---**
It's a fancy control system.
**[15:26] ---**
Mecha Nyororo! Activate!
**[15:31] ---**
I-It talked!
**[15:33] ---**
I installed a minor artificial brain.
**[15:36] ---**
Naturally, since it's a pet, right?
**[15:38] ---**
Then I might as well give it a name
while we're at it.
**[15:42] ---**
How about Soichiro?
**[15:44] ---**
That's like the name of a pet
someone raises in an apartment.
**[15:46] ---**
Nyo...
**[15:49] ---**
That's it! Nyobo!
**[15:50] ---**
Your name is Giant Nyobo!
**[15:56] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:58] ---**
It seems he accepts you
as his master, Commander.
**[16:01] ---**
Jeez! Don't scare me again!
***SIGN*** Downhearted...
**[16:04] ---**
Now it looks depressed!
**[16:07] ---**
Nyobo-chan, it doesn't bother me at all!
**[16:12] ---**
N-Nyobo-chan! If you get that frisky...
**[16:15] ---**
Nyororo!
**[16:20] ---**
It seems he really likes you.
**[16:22] ---**
Nyoro!
**[16:24] ---**
But...
**[16:25] ---**
...just don't push that red button.
**[16:28] ---**
Why not?
**[16:30] ---**
That's a hyperdimensional
moisture circuit switch.
**[16:33] ---**
It was originally intended
to summon Nyororo, but...
**[16:37] ---**
I would never push a
dangerous button like that!
**[16:41] ---**
What is this pleasant scene?!
**[16:44] ---**
Gero! This way!
**[16:47] ---**
Nyo!
**[16:48] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is going far away!
**[16:52] ---**
I... I think I should make a move
**[16:55] ---**
before it becomes a powerful rival.
**[16:58] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[17:03] ---**
It's fun to take a walk, isn't it?
**[17:07] ---**
For some reason,
I feel like I'm walking on air.
***SIGN*** Squish
**[17:10] ---**
Gero?
**[17:14] ---**
I... I didn't step on you on purpose!
**[17:17] ---**
Gero? Nyobo-chan...
**[17:19] ---**
I've got it! Hey!
**[17:21] ---**
Big britches!
**[17:22] ---**
I have a powerful bodyguard.
**[17:26] ---**
You'd do well to run off with your tail
between your legs while you still have a tail.
**[17:30] ---**
Right, Nyobo-chan?
**[17:36] ---**
Sorry. Forget what I just said...
**[17:41] ---**
Gero!
**[17:44] ---**
Whimper...
***SIGN*** Bite Mark
**[17:47] ---**
Nyobo-chan, you're unexpectedly timid, huh?
**[17:50] ---**
But it's good that you're fast at escaping.
**[17:55] ---**
There you are, Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:57] ---**
Private Tamama?
**[17:59] ---**
I thought you were probably
sick of walking around by now,
**[18:02] ---**
so I thought of something we
could all enjoy doing together!
**[18:05] ---**
That sounds good, right, Nyobo-chan?
**[18:08] ---**
Nyo!
**[18:09] ---**
Tama-tama-tama!
**[18:10] ---**
He fell right for it!
**[18:18] ---**
Tennis?
**[18:19] ---**
That is right!
**[18:21] ---**
Here's your racket, Mr. Sergeant.
**[18:24] ---**
And then my plan will begin.
**[18:27] ---**
Here is your racket, Nyobo!
***SIGN*** Aaah!
***SIGN*** Short Legs
**[18:32] ---**
Short legs!
**[18:33] ---**
Huh? I wasn't thinking!
**[18:35] ---**
If you can't hold the racket,
you can't play tennis, right?
**[18:39] ---**
But as long as we are here, how about
playing with me, Mr. Sergeant?
**[18:44] ---**
I exploited his blind spot, not being able
to play since he can't hold a racket.
**[18:48] ---**
That's my "Mr. Sergeant interception" plan!
**[18:50] ---**
He can be lonely, watching from the
sidelines as Mr. Sergeant and I play hard!
**[18:57] ---**
What?!
**[18:58] ---**
Oh! So you can play tennis, Nyobo?
**[19:03] ---**
I-It can't be...
**[19:13] ---**
Whew! You're a good player, Nyobo!
**[19:17] ---**
Now I'll get serious!
**[19:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! D-Do not tell me...
**[19:30] ---**
Th-That's the Keroro zone!
**[19:35] ---**
And this...
**[19:38] ---**
...is the legendary Kero-style drop!
**[19:41] ---**
Shot!
**[19:44] ---**
Huh?
**[19:46] ---**
Racket... Where's my racket?
**[19:48] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Racket
**[19:50] ---**
Racket!
**[19:51] ---**
Gero!
**[19:56] ---**
Nyobo-chan!
**[19:57] ---**
You pushed the button!
**[20:03] ---**
Tama!
**[20:05] ---**
Emergency! Emergency!
**[20:06] ---**
What happened?!
**[20:08] ---**
Multiple forms with high humidity
are approaching! They're Nyororos!
**[20:12] ---**
What?!
**[20:13] ---**
He must have pushed the button.
**[20:15] ---**
We're in trouble. They're on their way.
**[20:18] ---**
Huh? It suddenly clouded up.
**[20:20] ---**
But the weather report says
we're having clear weather.
**[20:23] ---**
Really?
**[20:24] ---**
Q-Queen Nyororo?!
**[20:26] ---**
Yeah. The mother of all Nyororos,
Queen Nyororo.
**[20:30] ---**
It looks like you summoned her.
**[20:33] ---**
Between the queen and the
swarm of Nyororo around her,
**[20:36] ---**
we're talking 148,000 of them!
**[20:38] ---**
Or, like, certain demise?
**[20:40] ---**
If all of them come, Pekopon will...
**[20:42] ---**
They'll probably drain all
of the oceans in moments,
**[20:46] ---**
leaving the planet one big desert!
***SIGN*** Dried Out
**[20:48] ---**
And that aside, if all those Nyororos
suck us dry, we'll be left husks!
**[20:52] ---**
I don't wanna be a husk!
**[20:57] ---**
They're here!
**[20:58] ---**
Nyo!
**[21:10] ---**
N-Nyobo...
**[21:11] ---**
What do you intend to do?
**[21:28] ---**
Gero!
**[21:35] ---**
Gero?
**[21:42] ---**
Gero?
**[21:44] ---**
Nyobo warped away with
all of the Nyororos in tow.
**[21:47] ---**
Well, who knows if he's safe or...
**[21:50] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[21:53] ---**
Nyobo. Can you hear me?
**[21:56] ---**
I'm sure you'll escape and come home.
**[22:00] ---**
After all, you're fast
when it comes to getting away.
**[22:04] ---**
I'll be here waiting for you.
**[22:07] ---**
It seems Nyobo went on a
voyage into deep space.
**[22:10] ---**
But hopefully they'll be able to meet again.
**[22:14] ---**
Nyo...
**[22:16] ---**
The countdown for the Pekopon
invasion deadline...
**[22:18] ---**
...is 98 days.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:52] ---**
Mois here! Thank you for
watching Uncle's exploits
***SIGN*** Bath from Hell Full Course
**[23:57] ---**
all the way to the end again.
**[23:59] ---**
Join me again next week to
cheer on dashing Uncle, okay?
***SIGN*** Cola
**[24:02] ---**
Or, like, joining forces?
**[24:04] ---**
That aside, do I have thick eyebrows?
**[24:07] ---**
Keroro: Get The Glimmerbath, Sir!
**[24:11] ---**
Mois: Uncle Diary, Sir!
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E116 - Keroro: Get The Glimmerbath, Sir! / Mois: Uncle Diary, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7505/keroro-get-the-glimmerbath-sir--mois-uncle-diary-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
Do you all like baths?
**[01:33] ---**
Even to aliens, it seems like a bath
is something special.
**[01:37] ---**
Good!
**[01:39] ---**
Gero! The moment when you fill a sparkling
clean bathtub to the brim with hot water!
**[01:45] ---**
I can feel my heart being filled
with warmth at the same time!
**[01:48] ---**
How's the bath?
**[01:49] ---**
I've been helping out the sports clubs,
and I'm so sweaty...
**[01:52] ---**
Just a moment.
**[01:55] ---**
Exactly frog body temperature, ma'am!
**[01:58] ---**
Thanks!
**[01:59] ---**
Take your time!
**[02:02] ---**
Ahh, freshly-drawn baths are the best!
**[02:06] ---**
Freshly-drawn bath?
***SIGN*** Freshly-drawn bath
***SIGN*** Glimmerbath
**[02:07] ---**
Wait, does she mean a glimmerbath?
**[02:12] ---**
Keroro: Get The Glimmerbath, Sir!
**[02:18] ---**
I'm so glad Lady Natsumi is satisfied.
**[02:23] ---**
Wait. Wait a second... Could it be...
**[02:26] ---**
Gero! Come to think of it,
**[02:28] ---**
I've never had a glimmerbath,
even when I've just freshly polished it!
**[02:32] ---**
Being first into a glimmering clean,
freshly polished bath
**[02:34] ---**
is called a glimmerbath on Keron, right?
**[02:36] ---**
You know your stuff.
**[02:38] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[02:41] ---**
A glimmerbath to reward all my hard work...
**[02:46] ---**
Dinner being prepared in the kitchen.
**[02:48] ---**
The clocking sound of the knife
against the chopping board.
**[02:53] ---**
The sun still in the sky.
**[02:55] ---**
The modest happiness of taking a
glimmerbath surrounded by all this...
**[03:02] ---**
Why do I have to squander and hand over
my right to such a wonderful glimmerbath?!
**[03:08] ---**
Well, let's have that be water
and sweat under the bridge.
**[03:12] ---**
For the sake of the glimmerbath.
**[03:14] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[03:15] ---**
I'm coming in, too!
**[03:17] ---**
Huh? Together?
**[03:19] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:20] ---**
You and me?
**[03:21] ---**
Of course!
**[03:23] ---**
Not in your lifetime!
***SIGN*** Next Day
**[03:29] ---**
I hope the bath's ready!
***SIGN*** Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
**[03:33] ---**
I have been waiting for you, Lady Natsumi.
**[03:36] ---**
Welcome to my Freshly-Drawn
Bath Full Course From Hell!
***SIGN*** Freshly-Drawn Bath Full Course From Hell
**[03:40] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[03:43] ---**
The glimmerbath I sweat blood to polish...
**[03:47] ---**
As the one who polished it,
it's my natural right to enter it first!
**[03:52] ---**
And you, Lady Natsumi, have
stolen that from under my nose!
**[03:58] ---**
What are you so mad about?!
**[03:59] ---**
Just because you couldn't have the
freshly-drawn bath, or glimmerbath or whatever!
**[04:03] ---**
Glimmerbath or whatever?!
**[04:05] ---**
What do you mean, whatever?!
**[04:07] ---**
You have a glimmerbath every single day,
like it's totally natural!
**[04:11] ---**
As if you could understand my suffering!
**[04:12] ---**
Yeah, I don't understand at all!
***SIGN*** Caramel
**[04:21] ---**
What is this?!
**[04:22] ---**
I prepared it especially for you.
**[04:25] ---**
A freshly-drawn special cola bath.
***SIGN*** Freshly-Drawn
***SIGN*** Special Cola Bath
**[04:27] ---**
How's the temperature?
**[04:28] ---**
C-Cold...
***SIGN*** Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
**[04:31] ---**
If you promise me the right to the
glimmerbath, I will forgive you.
**[04:35] ---**
You must be joking!
**[04:37] ---**
Why would I do what you say
after you've done this to me?!
**[04:41] ---**
What a shame, ma'am.
**[04:43] ---**
Tamama-kun, more.
**[04:45] ---**
Freshly-unbottled first taste
of cola, coming right up!
***SIGN*** Cola
**[04:49] ---**
Fizzy stimulating carbonation on your skin!
**[04:53] ---**
Stop it!
**[04:54] ---**
Then relinquish the glimmerbath!
**[04:57] ---**
No!
**[04:58] ---**
Tamama-kun, more, more!
**[05:00] ---**
Okay!
**[05:02] ---**
The vitamin C in lemons whitens
and moisturizes the skin!
**[05:08] ---**
Feeling like giving up the glimmerbath yet?
**[05:11] ---**
As if!
**[05:12] ---**
More, Tamama-kun!
**[05:14] ---**
Cherries for style points!
**[05:17] ---**
I'm not budging!
**[05:19] ---**
Gero. Then on to the next bath with you!
**[05:21] ---**
Stop this!
**[05:23] ---**
You think you won't be punished for this?!
***SIGN*** Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
***SIGN*** Caramel
**[05:26] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what does this have
to do with the invasion on Pekopon?
**[05:31] ---**
Stealing the glimmerbath from Lady Natsumi...
**[05:33] ---**
...will be proof that I
stand above Pekoponians!
**[05:37] ---**
Huh?
**[05:40] ---**
My father always used to have
**[05:42] ---**
one more side dish than the rest
of the family at dinner.
***SIGN*** Soy
Sauce
**[05:44] ---**
And the glimmerbath was always his.
**[05:46] ---**
So, too, must the Pekopon invasion
**[05:48] ---**
begin with letting them know who is boss.
**[05:53] ---**
What now?
**[05:55] ---**
This was specially delivered for you.
**[05:58] ---**
A freshly-drawn sand bath that just
arrived from the Tottori Sand Dunes!
***SIGN*** Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
***SIGN*** Sand Bath
***SIGN*** Freshly-Drawn
**[06:04] ---**
Giroro! I can't believe you're with them!
**[06:07] ---**
You may have forgotten... but I'm an invader.
**[06:10] ---**
For the sake of that objective,
I cannot continue heaping mercy on you!
***SIGN*** Warm
Toasty
Warm
Toasty
**[06:14] ---**
You are heaping sand on her,
though. Okay, bad joke.
**[06:17] ---**
Cold...
**[06:17] ---**
Freezing...
**[06:18] ---**
It was that bad?
**[06:20] ---**
I... I feel a chill running through me...
***SIGN*** Thou
must be
cold
**[06:22] ---**
Elder brother, thou must be cold?
***SIGN*** Thou too
must be
**[06:24] ---**
Thou too must be cold?
**[06:26] ---**
Um, I'm hearing strange voices here!
**[06:28] ---**
Oh, those are just the whispering voices of
the ghosts of two brothers who died young...
***SIGN*** Tottori Futon
**[06:35] ---**
Scary stories of Japan.
**[06:37] ---**
One of my top three is this:
**[06:39] ---**
"The Tottori Futon"...
***SIGN*** Younger Brother Older Brother
**[06:42] ---**
Elder brother, thou must be cold?
**[06:44] ---**
Thou too must be cold...
**[06:47] ---**
It is said that the souls
of those two brothers
**[06:50] ---**
reside in that Tottori futon,
and if you wrap yourself in it,
**[06:52] ---**
even now,
you can hear their sad voices.
**[06:57] ---**
It is from this Tottori futon
that I drew my inspiration...
**[06:59] ---**
...for this "freshly-drawn
Tottori sand bath."
***SIGN*** Freshly-Drawn
***SIGN*** Tottori Sand Bath
**[07:02] ---**
Elder brother, thou must be cold?
**[07:04] ---**
Thou too must be cold?
***SIGN*** Thou too must
Cold elder
Elder brother thou must be cold
Cold thou too
**[07:07] ---**
Oh, that's right...
these two are easily spooked.
**[07:14] ---**
Now! Are you finally willing
to relinquish the glimmerbath?!
**[07:18] ---**
Noooo!
**[07:19] ---**
"No," you say. You're not easily broken.
***SIGN*** Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
**[07:23] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[07:25] ---**
So, nothing I do can make you
give up the glimmerbath, ma'am?
**[07:28] ---**
After all this, I'm not giving it to you
on principle now!
**[07:31] ---**
In the first place, you're a freeloader!
**[07:33] ---**
And an invader! You don't get to live
the high life and be first in the bath!
***SIGN*** Freshly-drawn Glimmerbath
**[07:36] ---**
You're being ridiculous, ma'am! Well, then,
**[07:39] ---**
I shan't hold back any longer!
**[07:47] ---**
What is this?!
**[07:54] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[08:02] ---**
You...!
**[08:05] ---**
And while you're occupied,
I'll get my glimmerbath!
**[08:09] ---**
So that's the exit. You stop right there!
**[08:24] ---**
It's dangerous to run around a bath!
**[08:28] ---**
The glimmerbath is mine, ma'am!
**[08:31] ---**
Oh, no, it isn't!
**[08:35] ---**
Gero!
**[08:37] ---**
Gero... aaah!
**[08:41] ---**
It's ten years too soon
for you to get the better of me.
**[08:45] ---**
Sis?
**[08:46] ---**
Fuyuki?
**[08:47] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[08:48] ---**
Ah! Stupid frog!
**[08:54] ---**
Glimmerbaaaath!
**[08:56] ---**
You can't, Sarge!
**[08:59] ---**
Master Fuyuki, even you are going to
prevent me taking my glimmerbath, sir?!
**[09:04] ---**
Glimmerbath?
**[09:06] ---**
I don't know what that is, but you have to
wash your body before you get in the tub.
**[09:11] ---**
Gero...
**[09:12] ---**
Don't peek...
**[09:16] ---**
Okay, let's get in together.
**[09:19] ---**
Gero...
**[09:25] ---**
Aaaahh...
**[09:26] ---**
Uhh, ahh.
**[09:28] ---**
Doesn't this feel good?
**[09:31] ---**
Gero!
**[09:32] ---**
Hey, Sarge, do aliens like baths, too?
**[09:35] ---**
They're warm and refresh your body and heart.
**[09:38] ---**
They help me to get through the punishing
invasion work to come the next day, sir.
**[09:43] ---**
I don't want us to be invaded...
**[09:45] ---**
Then, Master Fuyuki, we will stake
Pekopon on a breath-holding contest!
**[09:49] ---**
Okay, but I'm not betting the Earth on it.
**[09:51] ---**
One, two!
**[09:53] ---**
I won't lose!
**[09:59] ---**
That was cheating, Sarge!
**[10:00] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:02] ---**
With this technique, I have
defeated countless foes, sir!
**[10:05] ---**
I admit defeat.
**[10:06] ---**
And now, one of the 48
amusing moves of bathtime.
**[10:15] ---**
Using surface tension
**[10:17] ---**
to achieve a stylish series of jumps!
**[10:20] ---**
I'm not done!
**[10:22] ---**
Hm? What's this? Impressions?
***SIGN*** Momotaro's Peach
**[10:25] ---**
Momotaro's peach...?
***SIGN*** Nessie
**[10:28] ---**
Nessie?
***SIGN*** Sukekiyo
**[10:39] ---**
Sarge, stop moving!
**[10:41] ---**
It tickles, sir!
**[10:43] ---**
Ooh, so many bubbles!
**[10:46] ---**
Bathtime with you is really fun, Sarge!
**[10:49] ---**
The bath is where I truly show my skills!
**[10:52] ---**
Keronians deepen their
friendships in the bath, sir!
**[10:57] ---**
Just for you, Master Fuyuki,
**[10:59] ---**
I can teach you the friendship
ritual, if you like, sir!
**[11:02] ---**
Really? Teach me, teach me!
**[11:04] ---**
Very well! Three, two, one!
**[11:11] ---**
Okay, your turn, sir.
**[11:13] ---**
I can't just do it on command...
**[11:16] ---**
By the way, what was that glimmerbath
you were talking about?
**[11:20] ---**
Ah, never mind that.
**[11:24] ---**
It's fun with you, whether it's
a glimmerbath or not, sir.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[11:33] ---**
Want to resonate together?
**[11:35] ---**
What? But that's embarrassing!
**[11:37] ---**
We're in the bath together.
What's left to be embarrassed about?
**[11:42] ---**
Well, I guess so.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Fuyufuyufuyu...
**[11:51] ---**
Those guys.
**[11:53] ---**
Whoo!
**[11:55] ---**
You're so lucky, Sarge.
**[11:56] ---**
You're naked anyway,
so getting out takes you no time at all.
**[12:00] ---**
Yes, Pekoponians get laughed at even
if they only have a pair of pants on, sir!
**[12:04] ---**
You two!
**[12:08] ---**
Watermelon, nice and cold.
**[12:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[12:11] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, it looks so good!
**[12:13] ---**
Ahh, this is our first this year!
**[12:15] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[12:19] ---**
It's delicious!
**[12:22] ---**
It's even tastier when
we all eat together, sir!
**[12:25] ---**
It's yummy!
**[12:27] ---**
Company really makes everything better,
whether that's baths or watermelons.
**[12:41] ---**
Only 92 days remain until
the invasion deadline!
**[12:44] ---**
You do everything half-baked!
**[12:46] ---**
That's why our invasion never gets anywhere!
**[12:48] ---**
What's your problem?! I'm doing my best!
**[12:52] ---**
When, where and how have
you ever done your best?!
**[12:54] ---**
Go on!
**[12:55] ---**
I'm always doing my best!
**[12:55] ---**
Hey, now's not the time to be arguing.
**[12:57] ---**
You meanie, sir!
**[12:57] ---**
The deadline's approaching, guys!
**[13:00] ---**
No bullying Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:02] ---**
Shut up!
**[13:08] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[13:09] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[13:11] ---**
Kero?
**[13:19] ---**
Mois: Uncle Diary, Sir!
**[13:24] ---**
A diary?
**[13:26] ---**
Yep. You were keeping one daily, right?
**[13:29] ---**
I'd like you to show it to us, ma'am.
**[13:31] ---**
But why...?
**[13:32] ---**
I want to show these ignorant men
**[13:35] ---**
just how much effort I have been dedicating
to the invasion of Pekopon, ma'am!
**[13:41] ---**
Gero gero. Lady Mois is kind.
**[13:44] ---**
There's no chance she's written
anything negative about me.
**[13:49] ---**
If that's what it's about, I'd be happy to!
**[13:52] ---**
Or, like, forces unite?
***SIGN*** Best buddies
**[13:54] ---**
I knew I could count on you, Lady Mois!
**[13:57] ---**
Mimicry, disable!
**[14:00] ---**
Gero?!
**[14:01] ---**
Lucifer... Spear!
**[14:05] ---**
Wh-What are you going, Lady Mois?!
**[14:10] ---**
There!
**[14:14] ---**
It's huge!!
**[14:15] ---**
Okay, I'll open my diary to the world.
**[14:17] ---**
Or, like, succinct message?
**[14:23] ---**
Today I finally met the person
I'm destined to be with.
**[14:32] ---**
Ah, it's me, sir!
**[14:34] ---**
Don't you look a bit too cool here?
**[14:39] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:42] ---**
I was being held captive,
**[14:45] ---**
but Uncle laughed in the
face of danger to rescue me.
**[14:47] ---**
Lady Mois, tears do not suit you, ma'am.
**[14:57] ---**
Ever since that day, I've always...
**[15:00] ---**
Waahhh, no, too embarrassing!
**[15:04] ---**
But the day we first met,
**[15:05] ---**
I feel like you'd been
told off by your father,
**[15:08] ---**
and locked in a closet...
**[15:10] ---**
And I happened to be visiting by coincidence,
**[15:13] ---**
and opened the closet door
thinking it was the bathroom...
**[15:17] ---**
And more importantly,
how far back are we going here?
**[15:19] ---**
He's right! We didn't come to listen
to sappy stories about how you two met!
**[15:23] ---**
I know that, sir.
**[15:25] ---**
Lady Mois, we'd like to see
a slightly more recent entry.
**[15:30] ---**
Okay, a recent page it is.
**[15:34] ---**
The seventh month of 2004
by the Pekoponian calendar.
**[15:37] ---**
Out of adoration for Uncle, his comrades
gathered together at last under his leadership.
**[15:42] ---**
Which was no wonder!
Uncle is kind and intelligent,
**[15:45] ---**
and cool as well.
**[15:47] ---**
We don't need this part. Move on!
**[15:49] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[15:50] ---**
With the five comrades now all together,
**[15:52] ---**
the plan Uncle chose first was...
**[15:57] ---**
...the terrifying idea of covering the
whole of Pekopon in man-eating plants.
**[16:03] ---**
He's so great!
**[16:05] ---**
There, you see! I've been invading!
**[16:08] ---**
No... Wait a moment.
**[16:10] ---**
When the five of us gathered together...
**[16:12] ---**
Wait, could this be when we covered
the city with pretty flowers?
**[16:15] ---**
That operation that had nothing
whatsoever to do with invasion?
**[16:19] ---**
Did I get something wrong?
**[16:21] ---**
As far as I remember, that was
to get on Dororo's good side.
**[16:24] ---**
That's why the commander suggested it.
**[16:26] ---**
T-To get on his good side? No way...
**[16:30] ---**
Keroro-kun... Is that why you...?
**[16:34] ---**
That's so mean, Keroro-kun...
**[16:36] ---**
I know what's going on!
**[16:38] ---**
This woman, she is trying to make your
half-baked plans sound impressive,
**[16:43] ---**
trying to score points with you!
**[16:46] ---**
Half-baked plans... That's not very nice!
**[16:49] ---**
Yes! It's very mean to say that about Uncle!
**[16:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, do not be fooled!
**[16:55] ---**
The proof is...
**[16:56] ---**
...look, your face looks way too cool!
**[16:59] ---**
She's beautifying you like crazy
inside her mind!
**[17:04] ---**
I think it looks just like him...
**[17:07] ---**
I... I think you'll see,
if we look at some others.
**[17:10] ---**
Lady Mois, can you pick a great plan
that no one can find fault with?
**[17:15] ---**
Okay! Or, like, honor redeemed?
**[17:22] ---**
The fourth month of 2006
by the Pekoponian calendar.
**[17:25] ---**
Today, Uncle executed an
amazing Pekopon invasion plan!
**[17:30] ---**
It was an awfully wild and ambitious plan,
to send terrifying mechs all over Pekopon.
**[17:36] ---**
Once again, I was impressed by his brilliance.
**[17:39] ---**
The invasion got very close to completion,
**[17:42] ---**
but the mechs that Uncle had thought up
**[17:45] ---**
were so terrifying, after all...
**[17:48] ---**
Giroro-san received a
wound on his little toe,
**[17:51] ---**
and the mission had to be aborted.
**[17:53] ---**
Gwaaaaaaah!
***SIGN*** Wound!
**[17:55] ---**
Wait a sec! My little toe?!
**[17:58] ---**
Don't tell me this is
**[18:00] ---**
that silly plan of trying to conquer Pekopon by
stubbing little toes on the corners of cupboards?!
**[18:05] ---**
Gero!
**[18:06] ---**
That half-baked plan
**[18:08] ---**
was represented by that woman as a major
operation involving the whole of Pekopon!
**[18:14] ---**
Well, everyone interprets things differently!
**[18:16] ---**
Who's to say that isn't one
possible way of looking at—
**[18:18] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! This woman's diary is all lies!
**[18:22] ---**
Move your butt!
***SIGN*** Your Local Invader
**[18:27] ---**
The fourth month of 2006
by the Pekoponian calendar.
**[18:30] ---**
Uncle's plan today was
**[18:32] ---**
for the Keroro Platoon to start up its own
burger chain, very popular with Pekoponians.
***SIGN*** Keroro Burger
**[18:39] ---**
Though they are both Pekoponians,
**[18:40] ---**
Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san cooperated
with the operation to help Uncle,
**[18:44] ---**
and the other men of the platoon
worked hard, as well.
**[18:47] ---**
By all their efforts, the burger chain
**[18:50] ---**
spread across Pekopon,
**[18:51] ---**
and Uncle's ambition of using this
as a foothold for the Keroro Platoon
**[18:55] ---**
appeared to be on track.
**[18:57] ---**
Even that would have been impressive enough,
**[19:00] ---**
but this was actually
**[19:02] ---**
a plan to seize control of the very popular
Pekoponian food called the hamburger,
**[19:06] ---**
and in so doing, bend the
Pekoponians to his will.
**[19:09] ---**
Uncle had really thought
deeply about this plan.
**[19:12] ---**
Or, like, starving tactics?
***SIGN*** Give me a hamburger! I can't live without hamburgers!
**[19:14] ---**
Wait just a second.
**[19:15] ---**
You mean that hamburger place we started,
but they tasted awful and didn't sell at all?
**[19:20] ---**
*That* unsalvageable mess of a plan?!
**[19:23] ---**
Huh? But they sold so well!
**[19:25] ---**
The only things that sold were
your and Natsumi's smiles!
***SIGN*** Smile: 500 yen
**[19:28] ---**
Yeah, and you were in line for those.
**[19:30] ---**
I mean, when you think about it,
**[19:32] ---**
it's you guys who are
holding the missions back!
**[19:36] ---**
Isn't there something else in here?!
**[19:41] ---**
The fifth month of 2006 by
the Pekoponian calendar.
**[19:44] ---**
On this day, Uncle
**[19:45] ---**
took control of the Hinata house by taking on
the guise of one of the Pekoponians there.
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama... Dorodorodoro... Gerogerogero... Kulukulukulu...
**[19:49] ---**
A fearsome plan repaying
kindness with betrayal!
**[19:52] ---**
He was helping out with a home teacher visit!
**[19:54] ---**
He was just trying to get them in his debt!
**[19:56] ---**
You looked like you were enjoying it.
***SIGN*** Big Gun
**[20:00] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[20:01] ---**
Don't be a dead weight!
**[20:06] ---**
Into the sixth month.
**[20:08] ---**
On this day, Uncle finally joined forces
with the evilest of aliens,
**[20:12] ---**
manipulating the hearts of Pekoponians through
fearsome "I'll comb straight out" gags, which—
**[20:15] ---**
In what universe is Dasonu Maso
the evilest of aliens?!
**[20:18] ---**
Listen here! If this diary is the truth,
**[20:20] ---**
we'd have invaded Pekopon
a couple of hundred times over!
**[20:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, wake up to reality!
**[20:27] ---**
Your plans are actually all quack!
**[20:30] ---**
But...
***SIGN*** Quack
**[20:32] ---**
From time to time, even I've...
come up with a decent plan...
**[20:37] ---**
I know! There was one just recently!
**[20:39] ---**
Calling the Wettle King and stuff.
**[20:40] [SONG] ---**
You destroy the precious peace...
**[20:41] ---**
Lady Mois, show them the page for that day!
**[20:45] ---**
The Wettle King?
**[20:46] ---**
Umm, now when was that...
**[20:46] [SONG] ---**
There you are, Natsumi, the terrifying
enemy! Fight, our—
**[20:56] ---**
What is this...?
**[20:57] ---**
Um, I don't really remember...
**[20:59] ---**
Or, like, fuzzy concept?
**[21:01] ---**
Is this supposed to be the Wettle King?
**[21:03] ---**
I think it is.
**[21:04] ---**
Wait! Then what about that thing,
**[21:06] ---**
Mecha Nyororo?
**[21:08] ---**
What a large-scale operation that was!
**[21:17] ---**
Lady Mois... This is...
**[21:19] ---**
Looks just like it.
**[21:22] ---**
I'm sorry, Uncle.
**[21:24] ---**
I don't really understand this
kind of plan very well...
**[21:28] ---**
Girls can be pretty cold towards things
they don't care much about...
**[21:32] ---**
In the end, Mois-chan's diary
wasn't very helpful.
**[21:36] ---**
Sergeant, you're known as a
"hopeless leader"!
**[21:38] ---**
You've really got to repair your reputation!
**[21:42] ---**
Ah... Gundam models again, I see...
**[21:47] ---**
The sixth month of 2006 by
the Pekoponian calendar.
**[21:50] ---**
Once again, Uncle is pouring his all
into making Gundam models today.
**[21:54] ---**
I'm sure Uncle slacks off like this
to put himself under pressure,
**[21:58] ---**
and give himself even greater motivation
and passion for the invasion.
**[22:02] ---**
I think Uncle's calm laser focus
is wonderful.
**[22:07] ---**
Growing him through praise.
**[22:09] ---**
Girls like Mois-chan
do soothe the soul, don't they?
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline:
**[22:18] ---**
91 days remain!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
You've gotta show courage,
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Yuuki o dasanakucha
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Or your wishes won't come true.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Negai wa kanawanai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Even if you gaze from far away,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Tooku kara nagamete'tatte
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
It'll be like a flower on a high peak.
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Sorya takane no hana sa
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Stretch out your hand yourself,
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Jibun de te o nobashite
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
And grab hold of your dreams.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Yume o tsukamitore yo
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Instead of worrying about
the looks of others,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Hito no me nanka ki ni suru yori
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Yaritai koto o yaru n da
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Do what you want to do.
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Saa dasshu shite yama
o nobore teppen made
**[22:56] [SONG] ---**
Now dash out there,
and climb that mountain to the very top.
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Mota mota mota suru na yo
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Don't dillydally.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimochi ii kaze kokoro ni ukete
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Accept the pleasant wind into your heart.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Yaru dake yattara hahaha to waraou
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Do the best you can,
and then laugh "hahaha."
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Taisetsu na koto wa zenryoku no ase sa
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
What's important is to put
all your sweat into it.
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Ase wa shouri no hanabira
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Beads of sweat are the petals of victory!
**[23:52] ---**
It is Dororo.
***SIGN*** Station Road Store Association Tanabata Festival Huge Sales
**[23:53] ---**
July 7th is Tanabata.
**[23:55] ---**
A legendary couple who
can meet but once a year.
**[23:57] ---**
Is that not... is that not...
**[23:59] ---**
...like me and my lack of
appearances recently, Keroro-kun?!
***SIGN*** Good invading alien
***SIGN*** Good invading alien
**[24:02] ---**
Never mind that. Summer has to be
about the festival dances!
***SIGN*** Festival
**[24:05] ---**
Ignored?!
**[24:06] ---**
"Keroro: When You Wish On Tanabata, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro: Revived!
Extraordinary Dopamine, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E117 - Keroro: When You Wish On Tanabata, Sir! / Keroro: Revived! Extraordinary Dopamine, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05M82/keroro-when-you-wish-on-tanabata-sir--keroro-revived-extraordinary-dopamine-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
***SIGN*** Tanabata Festival
**[01:33] ---**
July 7th, Tanabata.
***SIGN*** May Jon come back home. I want to eat sweets until my belly's full. I want to see a UFO.
**[01:36] ---**
Orihime and Hikoboshi, who became separated
on opposite sides of the Milky Way,
***SIGN*** Station Road Store Association Tanabata Festival Huge Sales
**[01:40] ---**
are permitted to meet just
once a year, on this day.
***SIGN*** Please make a wish
**[01:51] ---**
Hey, why don't we write something, too?
**[01:54] ---**
Ah, okay!
**[01:59] ---**
Done.
**[02:01] ---**
What did you write, Nishizawa-san?
**[02:03] ---**
Th-That's a secret.
**[02:06] ---**
What about you?
**[02:09] ---**
Okay, then mine's a secret, too.
**[02:24] ---**
Keroro: When You Wish On Tanabata, Sir!
**[02:36] ---**
Target designation?
**[02:37] ---**
12 o'clock.
**[02:39] ---**
Diagonally opposite the milk hall.
**[02:40] ---**
We have to get a hold of Fuyuki-kun's
paper strip, at all costs!
**[02:44] ---**
Then we can grant Fuyuki-kun's wish
that's written down there.
**[02:49] ---**
But... but what if the paper strip
**[02:51] ---**
has "I want to be lovey-dovey with
Nishizawa-san" written on it?
**[02:55] ---**
W-We've got trouble!
**[02:57] ---**
The Tanabata decorations...
they've disappeared!
**[03:00] ---**
The heck?!
**[03:02] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[03:04] ---**
...why do we hang paper strips with wishes
written on them during Tanabata?
**[03:08] ---**
Wasn't Tanabata originally the one day
a year when Orihime and Hikoboshi meet?
**[03:13] ---**
There are many theories,
**[03:15] ---**
but apparently it was started by a prayer
**[03:18] ---**
to Orihime-sama, the Weaving Princess,
for weaving to go well.
**[03:22] ---**
Orihime and Hikoboshi were
lovers and very close,
**[03:26] ---**
and both were hard workers,
**[03:28] ---**
but once they married and were able
to be together, they became so close
**[03:31] ---**
that they started to slack off on their jobs.
**[03:34] ---**
And so God in Heaven became angry,
**[03:37] ---**
and split them apart, and made it
so they could only meet once a year.
**[03:41] ---**
Wow...
**[03:43] ---**
I wonder if all lovey-dovey couples
tend to stop working and stuff?
**[03:46] ---**
I don't think you need to be lovey-dovey.
**[03:48] ---**
Anything fun makes you want to slack off.
**[03:52] ---**
Ha ha, you know.
**[03:53] ---**
Like how Sarge makes Gundam models,
even though he came here to invade.
**[03:57] ---**
Well, he can slack off on that
as much as he wants.
**[04:00] ---**
All right! It's done.
**[04:03] ---**
Okay, I'll go call Sarge.
**[04:09] ---**
What's taking so long, Fuyuki?
**[04:11] ---**
The beef stew's going to
go cold if you don't—
**[04:14] ---**
What on Earth?!
***SIGN*** Orihime and Hikoboshi
***SIGN*** July
**[04:27] ---**
Don't tell me they've...
**[04:30] ---**
I mean, don't you think that Orihime and Hikoboshi
have something in common with those guys?
**[04:35] ---**
The Keroro Platoon are talented,
hard-working soldiers,
**[04:39] ---**
who were putting their all into
conquering all kinds of planets.
**[04:42] ---**
But when they came to Earth
and became friendly with us,
**[04:45] ---**
they started slacking off with their job.
**[04:48] ---**
Fuyuki-dono!
**[04:48] ---**
Keron HQ got mad,
**[04:50] ---**
split the Keroro Platoon
apart from us, and...
**[04:50] ---**
Sarge!
**[04:52] ---**
And now we'll only see them
once a year, or something?
**[04:57] ---**
Ah, now that you mention it...
**[04:58] ---**
I knew it!
**[05:00] ---**
The corporal's tent is gone!
**[05:05] ---**
We will now commence our
all-important once-a-year event:
**[05:10] ---**
Reading the wishes on the
Tanabata paper strips!
**[05:14] ---**
We will make use of the custom of writing wishes
on the Tanabata paper strip decorations
***SIGN*** Household harmony.
I want to lose 10 kg.
I want to learn to ride a bicycle.
I want them to raise my allowance.
May I make lots of friends.
***SIGN*** I hope I can become a pro baseball player.
I want to be a hero
I hope I can become a baker.
Prosperous business.
I want to get good at soccer.
**[05:19] ---**
to sink our teeth into an investigation
of Pekoponian desires!
***SIGN*** May the work be finished soon.
May I get 100 on the test.
I want to see a UFO.
I want a computer.
May I pass the audition.
May I be able to eat lots of snacks.
**[05:22] ---**
And through this, we will grasp
a hint to our invasion strategy!
**[05:25] ---**
But why are we doing this on the roof?
**[05:28] ---**
Well, we can't do it in the store!
**[05:30] ---**
That's where we're keeping what we'll
need to prepare for the other plan.
**[05:32] ---**
It's full of all the stuff we
carried out of the Sergeant Room!
**[05:36] ---**
Hold it right there! Why is
my tent with the rest of it?!
**[05:39] ---**
Calm, calm. I will address that in good time.
**[05:43] ---**
"May I get much, much more
lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun."
**[05:47] ---**
Ah, this one's Momocchi's!
**[05:50] ---**
"May milady Momoka's wish come true."
**[05:53] ---**
This one is Master Paul's, sir!
**[05:55] ---**
"May I get more screentime."
**[05:57] ---**
Ah, that could be Dororo's.
**[06:00] ---**
No, it's mine...
**[06:02] ---**
Hmph. Is doing this
**[06:04] ---**
really going to serve as a useful
reference for our invasion mission?
**[06:07] ---**
Oh, now whose have we here?
**[06:09] ---**
"May I have another bath
together with Natsumi-san."
***SIGN*** May I have another bath together with Natsumi-san.
**[06:12] ---**
Wh-Wh-What?!
**[06:15] ---**
D-D-Don't tell me
**[06:16] ---**
that one's that S-S-Sa-Saburo guy's?!
**[06:19] ---**
Thinking logically... Koyuki-san?
**[06:21] ---**
Or, like, one-track thinking?
**[06:25] ---**
I wonder if Natchi's paper strip is in here.
**[06:27] ---**
N-Na-Natsumi's wish...
***SIGN*** Natsumi's wish
**[06:36] ---**
Target is the ruins of the Kero Mart.
**[06:38] ---**
All units, put everything into
getting back those paper strips!
**[06:41] ---**
I thought this might happen.
**[06:43] ---**
The transmitter I attached to the
paper strip came in useful...
**[06:46] ---**
But even so...
**[06:48] ---**
...those morons are gonna pay!
**[06:51] ---**
"May *Shonen Alpha*'s circulation
continue to rise."
**[06:55] ---**
"May my brother find a job."
**[06:58] ---**
None of these wishes seem to be of any
use to our invasion of Pekopon, sir.
**[07:04] ---**
"Clear out all our bad stock
of Valentine dumplings."
**[07:07] ---**
Ah. This one's mine!
**[07:10] ---**
Gero?
**[07:11] ---**
We've got incoming, and they
look like they mean business.
**[07:13] ---**
Which is it? Which is Natsumi's?
**[07:18] ---**
Th-This is...
**[07:20] ---**
Don't tell me... someone is
after this paper strip...
**[07:23] ---**
Well, the wishes were more
boring than I expected,
**[07:27] ---**
so how about we just call off this
mission around now, sir?
**[07:31] ---**
B-But... I still haven't found Natsumi's...
**[07:34] ---**
It's just going to say "May I become lovey-dovey
with Saburo-senpai" or something anyway.
**[07:40] ---**
N-No, it won't!
**[07:42] ---**
You can't know that without checking!
**[07:46] ---**
I'll eradicate the intruders.
**[07:48] ---**
You guys protect the paper strips!
**[08:19] ---**
If this is how it's going to be,
I'll head there directly!
**[08:21] ---**
No... milady Momoka,
you should remain here.
**[08:24] ---**
But... this is my battle.
**[08:26] ---**
I have to go...
**[08:28] ---**
...and take back Fuyuki-kun's paper strip...
**[08:32] ---**
...with my own hands!
**[08:36] ---**
Hmph. They were nothing special.
**[08:39] ---**
Hold it!
**[08:41] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka!
**[08:43] ---**
You're fighting *me!*
**[08:59] ---**
This power... Where is it coming from?!
**[09:02] ---**
Giroro-san, I'm sorry!
**[09:04] ---**
But... in order to read
Fuyuki-kun's paper strip,
**[09:07] ---**
there's no other choice!
**[09:16] ---**
So that's what this is about.
**[09:18] ---**
Fine.
**[09:19] ---**
Go.
**[09:26] ---**
Hand over those paper strips!
**[09:29] ---**
Sarge? Oh, thank goodness!
**[09:31] ---**
This is where you all were!
**[09:33] ---**
Huh? Nishizawa-san, why are you here?
**[09:36] ---**
Were you all having a Tanabata party?
**[09:38] ---**
Ahh...! N-No, not at all, I...
**[09:41] ---**
I just coincidentally by chance
happened to be passing by...
**[09:44] ---**
These are the ones that were hung up
in the shopping district.
**[09:47] ---**
Gero!
**[09:48] ---**
Why do you guys have these?
**[09:50] ---**
W-We... weren't doing anything...
**[09:53] ---**
We just... as reference for
our Pekopon invasion...
**[09:56] ---**
A sort of general opinion
survey, or, you know...
**[09:58] ---**
You do not peek into other people's
wishes without permission!
**[10:02] ---**
Gero!
**[10:09] ---**
Good grief.
**[10:10] ---**
We're here worrying about you,
**[10:13] ---**
and you're doing this stupid...
**[10:15] ---**
Y-You're right.
**[10:16] ---**
It really isn't right to look at other
people's wishes without permission, is it?
**[10:20] ---**
Yeah, Sarge.
**[10:22] ---**
You could've just asked.
I wouldn't have minded telling you.
**[10:25] ---**
U-Um... so... what did you write, Fuyuki-kun?
**[10:30] ---**
As your wish?
**[10:32] ---**
Well,
**[10:33] ---**
I wished that I and Sarge and everyone else
can live together happily forever.
**[10:38] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[10:40] ---**
D-Does that "everyone"...
**[10:42] ---**
...i-include me?
**[10:46] ---**
Of course!
**[10:47] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:50] ---**
Ah... uh...
**[10:52] ---**
Natsumi... What did you wr...
**[10:57] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[11:04] ---**
I hope everyone's wish comes true.
***SIGN*** Wu Magazine
The secrets of Area 51 finally revealed
This is the extraterrestrial Grey!
**[11:17] [SONG] ---**
Join in, everybody!
***SIGN*** Looks for an extra special issue
from the summer of 2006!
Inner-Tokyo Worker
Special: Summer Movies
Captain Geroro
Counter summer exhaustion
**[11:19] ---**
This time of year is slightly too early
for summer festivals.
**[11:21] [SONG] ---**
Again!
**[11:22] ---**
This song seems to come
from nowhere in particular.
***SIGN*** Festival
**[11:25] [SONG] ---**
We're not done yet!
**[11:32] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro.
***SIGN*** Festival
**[11:35] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero! Kero! Kero keroro.
**[11:42] ---**
Keroro: Revived! Extraordinary Dopamine, Sir!
**[11:47] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[11:51] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[11:51] ---**
Ah, no, no! Stop the music!
**[11:55] ---**
Come on, Giroro, that's not how
you're meant to move your feet!
**[11:59] ---**
Not like that, like this!
**[12:01] ---**
L-Like this?
**[12:03] ---**
Yes, that! For crying out loud,
how many times do I have to tell you, sir?
**[12:07] ---**
Okay then, once more.
**[12:10] ---**
Start the music!
**[12:12] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[12:13] ---**
Uhh... here and a step...
**[12:16] ---**
Ahhh, no, no!
**[12:16] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[12:18] ---**
This is how it's meant to be, remember?!
**[12:20] ---**
Chan, cha-chan, cha-chaa, chan!
Like this! Right foot first! Like so!
**[12:23] ---**
What are you guys doing?
**[12:26] ---**
What are we doing?
**[12:27] ---**
I've explained that so many times already...
**[12:30] ---**
The mission to popularize the "Pekopon Invasion
Ondo" for the summer festival season!
**[12:35] ---**
And when the song sells, we rake in
the money for our invasion budget!
**[12:39] ---**
G-Gero!
**[12:40] ---**
Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi...
**[12:42] ---**
That sounds like a fun mission.
**[12:45] ---**
The bon dance is Japanese culture.
**[12:47] ---**
Even the children will be
most pleased with this plan.
**[12:50] ---**
So this is why you were carrying
all the stuff out of here.
**[12:54] ---**
Well, uh, yeah, pretty much.
**[12:56] ---**
Come on now, Lady Natsumi,
Master Fuyuki, join us!
**[12:59] [SONG] ---**
A-hore! Gero gero, gero, gero geroro!
**[13:02] ---**
How is something like this
suddenly going to be popular?
**[13:03] [SONG] ---**
Gero gero, gero, gero geroro!
**[13:04] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki.
**[13:06] ---**
Ah...
**[13:06] ---**
Okay, see you later, Sarge. Good luck!
**[13:08] [SONG] ---**
We came from a faraway planet.
**[13:10] ---**
Gero...
**[13:12] ---**
C'mon! Summer is about ondos!
That's just obvious!
**[13:16] ---**
Obviously it's gonna be popular!
**[13:17] ---**
And it's a song that you took
the effort to write, after all.
**[13:20] ---**
It would be a waste for it
not to be used every year!
**[13:23] ---**
Or, like, proper usage?
**[13:25] ---**
There's no way a plan started for
such a petty reason is going to work!
**[13:29] ---**
My dear Corporal Giroro.
**[13:32] ---**
Worry not. We have the upper hand.
**[13:34] ---**
What kind of upper hand?
**[13:37] ---**
We will use the radio.
***SIGN*** Radio
**[13:40] ---**
The radio!
**[13:42] ---**
R-Radio?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
**[13:44] ---**
Yes! We will radiojack Master 623's program,
**[13:47] ---**
and revive that legendary program,
**[13:49] ---**
*Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine!*
**[13:52] ---**
And that's where you'll play
the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo"!
**[13:56] ---**
Or, like, compound effect?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
**[13:58] ---**
Exactly!
**[14:00] ---**
We will broadcast an amusing program,
**[14:02] ---**
and when the listener ratings explode off
the charts, bam, that's when we'll play it!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Ondo Thank you! It's a massive hit!
**[14:06] ---**
And then, this year's summer festival
**[14:07] ---**
will be the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo"
wherever you go, sir!
**[14:10] ---**
B-But the radiojacking plan
has failed once already!
**[14:16] ---**
Ahh, but back then,
**[14:18] ---**
we tried to get the space idol Sumomo-chan
on the program, but couldn't,
**[14:22] ---**
and had you play her part instead,
which resulted in its failure, sir.
**[14:25] ---**
You're... You're blaming me for that?!
***SIGN*** Point!!
**[14:29] ---**
Exactly!
**[14:32] ---**
But not this time.
**[14:34] ---**
I won't make the same mistake twice.
**[14:37] ---**
This time, the real Sumomo-chan's voice
will be sent over the airwaves.
**[14:42] ---**
Then, you're going to get the
real Sumomo-chan to come?
***SIGN*** Miracle Voice
Astonishing Mechanism
(Talking)> Sumomo-chan
Space Power
**[14:47] ---**
We will use this talking
Sumomo-chan doll, sir!
**[14:51] ---**
If you pull this string...
**[14:53] ---**
...as you can see!
**[14:54] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[14:56] ---**
There!
**[14:57] ---**
Glad to be here!
**[15:00] ---**
A-pull!
**[15:01] ---**
What? How embarrassing for me!
**[15:03] ---**
An amazing piece of technology that
can speak three whole phrases!
**[15:07] ---**
Y-You're going to use a
stingy trick like that again?!
**[15:10] ---**
If you have a problem, Giroro,
**[15:13] ---**
you wanna play Sumomo-chan again?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine
**[15:17] ---**
Well then! By the time
of tonight's broadcast,
**[15:20] ---**
you are all to have read
and absorbed these scripts!
**[15:32] ---**
It's that time again,
for tonight's *623 Radio!*
**[15:34] ---**
We'll start as always
by randomly picking a poem!
**[15:37] ---**
Tonight's is from Inner-Tokyo, by a
listener with the radio name Natchi-san.
**[15:42] ---**
Yes! He hasn't read one of mine in ages!
**[15:46] ---**
*Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine!*
**[15:49] ---**
S-Stupid frog! Again?!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Ondo Thank you! It's a massive hit!
**[15:52] ---**
Now then, it's that time at last.
**[15:55] ---**
That legendary program, which for awhile now
has been the topic of word-of-mouth rumor,
**[15:59] ---**
*Sergeant Keroro's Extraordinary Dopamine,*
is finally back on the air!
**[16:03] ---**
And so! I am your host, Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[16:08] ---**
I'm his assistant, Princess Mois!
**[16:11] ---**
Broadcast writer, Tamamacchi!
**[16:13] ---**
Postcard artiste, Dororo, at your service!
**[16:15] ---**
G-Giroro here.
**[16:17] ---**
So!
**[16:18] ---**
We're hoping to make this program
a big thing with help from you listeners!
**[16:23] ---**
So! Let's launch straight
into our new project!
**[16:26] ---**
The "good invader, bad invader,
regular invader" segment!
**[16:33] ---**
First up, this postcard from
Inner-Tokyo's Doroyama-kun.
**[16:37] ---**
Hey! Sergeant Regulus!
***SIGN*** Regular invading alien
**[16:39] ---**
What have you done with
the Pekoponian prisoners?
**[16:42] ---**
Regular invading alien.
**[16:44] ---**
F-Forced labor until they die!
**[16:47] ---**
Okay, next! Sergeant Goodwin! What have
you done with the Pekoponian prisoners?
***SIGN*** Good invading alien
**[16:52] ---**
Good invading alien.
**[16:54] ---**
Freed them all.
**[16:56] ---**
Hey! Then what about you,
Sergeant Badman?
**[16:59] ---**
What have you done with
the Pekoponian prisoners?
***SIGN*** Bad invading alien
**[17:02] ---**
Bad invading alien.
**[17:04] ---**
Lined them all up in front of the
toy store early this morning
**[17:06] ---**
in order to get myself
a rare Gundam model, sir!
**[17:12] ---**
Wait... That's the joke?
**[17:14] ---**
Wait... Was that me?
**[17:17] ---**
Wait... Why am I the bad alien?!
**[17:21] ---**
Is it really okay to broadcast this?
**[17:23] ---**
This skit doesn't seem very suited to radio.
**[17:26] ---**
You can't see the table or
his bald head on the radio.
**[17:30] ---**
But the audience ratings are up, as hoped!
**[17:33] ---**
Or, like, smoothly sailing?
**[17:35] ---**
Th-Then we're done, already.
**[17:37] ---**
Just play the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo"
somewhere around here!
**[17:40] ---**
No, no, not yet.
**[17:43] ---**
We need a far, far larger audience!
**[17:46] ---**
And then we'll go off with a bang, sir!
**[17:49] ---**
All right! Our big guest has
finally arrived in the studio!
**[17:54] ---**
The space idol, Sumomo-chan, sir!
**[17:59] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[18:00] [SONG] ---**
This feeling's new to me!
It thrills me.
**[18:01] ---**
How are you doing, Sumomo-chan?
Keeping well?
**[18:03] ---**
The anticipation of meeting
the real Sumomo-chan
**[18:06] [SONG] ---**
Makes me feel more excited!
**[18:07] ---**
has had my heart racing
since before we went on air!
**[18:09] [SONG] ---**
I've never seen a sky
like this at night.
**[18:10] ---**
Glad to be here!
**[18:12] ---**
We're going to shower you with
so many questions tonight!
**[18:12] [SONG] ---**
Faraway starlight!
**[18:15] ---**
What? How embarrassing for me!
**[18:18] ---**
Okay, let me ask you first about
what's made you most happy recently!
**[18:18] [SONG] ---**
Spotlight shining on me!
**[18:23] ---**
What? How embarrassing for me!
**[18:24] [SONG] ---**
Everyone's all right!
**[18:25] ---**
Okay, Okay, what's your favorite sweet?
**[18:29] ---**
What? How embarrassing for me!
**[18:30] [SONG] ---**
I can hear you coming!
**[18:31] ---**
Come on, come on, Giroro,
you ask her something!
**[18:32] [SONG] ---**
It's not my imagination!
**[18:35] [SONG] ---**
Far away into the galaxy,
**[18:36] ---**
When you take a bath, which
part of your body do you soap first?
**[18:38] [SONG] ---**
Turn the switch on!
**[18:45] ---**
I'm Sumomo!
**[18:49] ---**
I really don't think three phrases
are enough to make this work.
**[18:53] ---**
Ah... oh no!
**[18:55] ---**
The audience ratings are starting to fall!
**[18:58] ---**
O-Okay...! We'll take a short break.
**[19:00] ---**
Coming up: we'll finally hit Sumomo-chan
with that forbidden question!
***SIGN*** During Commercials
**[19:05] ---**
Wh-What's the forbidden question?
**[19:08] ---**
No matter what question we ask,
we've only got three phrases for answers!
**[19:12] ---**
Are we going to be okay?
**[19:15] ---**
Now it's come to this... we really will have to
get someone to play the Sumomo-chan role.
**[19:20] ---**
Uncle! Please let me do it.
**[19:22] ---**
Or, like, healthy ego?
**[19:24] ---**
No. Lady Mois,
**[19:26] ---**
it won't work with the way you talk.
**[19:28] ---**
Sumomo-chan doesn't end her sentences
with four-syllable phrases.
**[19:32] ---**
Then I will do it!
**[19:34] ---**
No... Sumomo-chan doesn't
avoid contractions!
**[19:37] ---**
I don't care who,
just someone make a decision.
**[19:40] ---**
Commercials are gonna end...
**[19:42] ---**
Then... it's gotta be Corporal Giroro...
**[19:44] ---**
You're the only one, sir!
**[19:46] ---**
M-Me again?!
**[19:48] ---**
So we don't repeat the
same mistake as before,
**[19:51] ---**
you should use this ribbon-shaped voice
changer that Kululu invented, sir!
**[19:58] ---**
Y-You're sure that my voice will
change if I talk with this?
**[20:03] ---**
Trust in Kululu's inventions, sir!
**[20:05] ---**
Ending commercials!
**[20:07] ---**
So! Sumomo-chan!
**[20:10] ---**
Are you feeling a little nervous
about tonight's live broadcast?
**[20:13] ---**
But we won't hold back on the questions!
**[20:18] ---**
I hear that you're really
into poetry recently.
**[20:22] ---**
Is that true?
**[20:23] ---**
S-S-Sumo...
**[20:26] ---**
Sumomo here!
**[20:28] ---**
I... I have three notebooks
full of poems by now!
**[20:33] ---**
Three whole notebooks?
**[20:35] ---**
Good job!
**[20:38] ---**
So? What kind of poems do you write?
**[20:40] ---**
L-L...
**[20:44] ---**
Love...
**[20:45] ---**
Poems about a girl in love!
**[20:49] ---**
Oh...
**[20:51] ---**
I'm so embarrassed...
**[20:54] ---**
I mean... a girl in love...
**[20:56] ---**
I... I see! Of course they would be!
**[20:58] ---**
Love... It's gotta be love, right?!
**[21:01] ---**
And so... finally we come
to that forbidden question.
**[21:04] ---**
On the topic of love, a question of love!
**[21:08] ---**
Sumomo-chan...
**[21:09] ---**
What did your first kiss... taste like?
**[21:14] ---**
K-Kiss...?!
**[21:18] ---**
Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.
**[21:21] ---**
Kiss...
**[21:23] ---**
Kisu kisu kisu!
***SIGN*** Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss
**[21:24] ---**
Kiiisu kisu kisu...
**[21:28] ---**
So that's where they're
broadcasting from! Stupid frog!!
**[21:32] ---**
Whaaat? Ohh, don't be sillyyy...
**[21:35] ---**
I've never kissed anyone before,
**[21:39] ---**
so I don't know!
**[21:41] ---**
I mean, my first kiss...
**[21:43] ---**
That's something I've decided to
keep for after I get married!
**[21:52] ---**
G-Giroro...
**[21:54] ---**
N-Na-Na-Natsumi...
**[22:00] ---**
G-Gero... Oh, shoot...
**[22:03] ---**
Kululu, play the "Pekopon Invasion Ondo"!
**[22:07] ---**
What are you doing, you stupid frog?!
**[22:10] ---**
Gero!
**[22:12] ---**
Radiojack operation:
a failure for the second year running!
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline:
84 days remain!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Satsuki here!
**[23:53] ---**
Yayoi here!
***SIGN*** Curry Snack GON! Open Today
**[23:54] ---**
Wow! We haven't appeared
in a while, I'm so excited!
***SIGN*** Keroro Special! Special Curry
**[23:56] ---**
Now's not the time! We have to do
the next episode preview! Right, Ghost Girl?
**[24:00] ---**
Wha? What?! Me?!
**[24:02] ---**
Umm, I... Please don't ask me so suddenly!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Surprises even
Pekoponians: Kululu Curry!
**[24:08] ---**
"Ghost Girl: Let's Go To School, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Kululu: The Sergeant Major of Curry, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E118 - Ghost Girl: Let's Go To School, Sir! / Kululu: The Sergeant Major of Curry, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV21PD/ghost-girl-lets-go-to-school-sir--kululu-the-sergeant-major-of-curry-sir)
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I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[01:32] ---**
This is Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun's school.
**[01:35] ---**
Schools at night are somehow...
**[01:37] ---**
...a little scary, don't you think...?
**[01:41] ---**
I'm Hanako-san of the girls' bathroom!
**[01:43] ---**
The moving portrait of Beethoven!
**[01:49] ---**
Wait, you guys are plotting
something again, aren't you?
**[01:52] ---**
Exactly...
***SIGN*** Summer
**[01:55] ---**
The season is summer...
and summer means...
***SIGN*** Horror Occult Ghost Story of Yotsuya 100 Tales Nekomusume
**[01:57] ---**
Horror and occult, scary stories,
et cetera, et cetera.
**[02:03] ---**
The perfect season for scaring the
bejeebies out of that wimp Lady Natsumi!
**[02:07] ---**
But is Natsumi actually going
to find this stuff frightening?
**[02:12] ---**
What's the matter, sir?
**[02:14] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[02:16] ---**
A ghost!!
**[02:18] ---**
I asked the Ghost Girl here
to help us as a special guest!
**[02:22] ---**
Oh, it's been a while!
**[02:25] ---**
With this, we'll strike Lady Natsumi
down into the depths of terror, sir!
**[02:33] ---**
Ghost Girl: Let's Go To School, Sir!
***SIGN*** Girls' Bathroom
**[02:45] ---**
Be careful... I'm Hanako...
**[02:51] ---**
Turning yellow...
**[02:54] ---**
I'm... King Kappa...
**[02:57] ---**
In the end, due to pulling an all-nighter
preparing the previous day,
**[03:00] ---**
they all succumbed to their drowsiness
and were taken out of the action!
***SIGN*** Out of action!! (Confirmed as side characters)
**[03:04] ---**
Meanwhile, our special guest...
**[03:07] ---**
Ummm...
**[03:09] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[03:12] ---**
I suppose I'd better ask Keroro-san...
**[03:17] ---**
First here!
**[03:36] ---**
Gosh, that surprised me...
**[03:39] ---**
That girl just suddenly—
**[03:40] ---**
Huh?
**[03:45] ---**
That girl...?
**[03:48] ---**
O-Oh no!
**[03:50] ---**
Don't tell me I've...!
**[03:53] ---**
Let me explain.
**[03:54] ---**
The impact of their earlier collision
**[03:57] ---**
has caused Ghost Girl to take over
Shiwasu Satsuki-chan's body!
**[04:01] ---**
Yes! It looks that way...
**[04:04] ---**
Wait, this isn't the time to be answering!
**[04:07] ---**
What am I going to do?!
**[04:09] ---**
It seems that this girl's passed out...
**[04:13] ---**
Wow, I never knew that!
**[04:15] ---**
Ah, good morning!
**[04:16] ---**
You're early!
**[04:17] ---**
Ah... uh... um...
**[04:20] ---**
Er...
**[04:21] ---**
Boooo...
***SIGN*** Seeing it through!!
**[04:25] ---**
What are you doing, Satsuki?
**[04:27] ---**
Satsuki?
**[04:28] ---**
Ah... so this girl's called Satsuki!
**[04:31] ---**
Are you okay, Satsuki?
**[04:33] ---**
Morning!
**[04:35] ---**
Good morning!
**[04:36] ---**
Hey, you're all pretty early.
**[04:37] ---**
You bet we are! Today's the day
of our big battle with Class B!
**[04:42] ---**
Hmm... but Class B means
*they'll* be coming here...
***SIGN*** They...
**[04:49] ---**
Worry not!
**[04:51] ---**
You've got Koyuki on your side!
**[04:53] ---**
Let's all combine our strength,
**[04:54] ---**
and let's win this swimming competition!
**[04:58] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[04:59] ---**
Why from the window...
**[05:00] ---**
Um... swimming?
**[05:04] ---**
Satsuki! Quit joking around already!
**[05:07] ---**
You're taking part in today's
300 m relay too, remember?
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Huh? You're embarrassed?
**[05:23] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[05:24] ---**
I... I've never shown so much skin before...
**[05:27] ---**
I don't remember you being so shy...
**[05:31] ---**
Here they are, here they are...
**[05:33] ---**
Like gnats to a flame...
or Natsumi to the water!
**[05:44] ---**
My long-awaited opportunity!
**[05:49] ---**
I've been waiting for this, Hinata Natsumi!
**[05:51] ---**
It looks like the time has come
to settle our years-long rivalry!
**[05:55] ---**
Ah! It's your rival, Imo Gorie!
***SIGN*** Imo Gorie
**[05:58] ---**
She's not Imo Gorie!
***SIGN*** Imogo Rie
**[06:00] ---**
Her name is Imogo Rie-sama!
**[06:02] ---**
Either way, she still won't be able
to win against Natsumi!
**[06:04] ---**
Yes! Natsumi-san will never lose to you!
**[06:07] ---**
C-Calm down, you two...
**[06:10] ---**
It pleases me to hear such valorous words!
**[06:13] ---**
This will be a good contest.
**[06:17] ---**
Now we really can't afford
to lose, Natsumi-san!
**[06:20] ---**
We've just got to do this!
**[06:22] ---**
Let's all do our best!
**[06:24] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:26] ---**
We'll now have the 300 m relay
between Classes A and B.
**[06:31] ---**
On your marks.
**[06:33] ---**
Get set!
***SIGN*** Air Cylinders (all kinds)
***SIGN*** Air Bag (serow stomach)
Mizugumo
(which don't actually float)
***SIGN*** Complete Ninja Equipment!!
**[06:38] ---**
Complete ninja equipment!
**[06:41] ---**
U-Um, Azumaya-san.
**[06:44] ---**
I don't think I can allow you
to bring tools into swimming...
**[06:46] ---**
C-Can't I?
**[06:49] ---**
'Course not!
**[06:52] ---**
Class A, you must feel confident!
**[06:53] ---**
Still making jokes even at this stage!
**[06:58] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan...
**[07:00] ---**
Well, then, regrouping...
**[07:03] ---**
On your marks!
**[07:05] ---**
Get set!
**[07:10] ---**
If I create a wide gap here, it'll make things
much easier for Natsumi-san as the anchor!
**[07:24] ---**
Go for it, Koyuki-chan!
**[07:25] ---**
Wh-What am I going to do?!
**[07:28] ---**
If only that Kappa-san I met all that
time ago was here at a time like this...
**[07:33] ---**
Yayoi-san!
**[07:51] ---**
But this is kind of...
**[07:53] ---**
...fun!
**[07:55] ---**
Isn't it?
**[07:57] ---**
Everyone putting their strength together
**[07:59] ---**
is a really fun thing, isn't it?
**[08:05] ---**
What's wrong, Yayoi?!
**[08:17] ---**
I got a cramp in my leg...
**[08:18] ---**
I'll bring you a secret remedy
of mine to stop the pain!
**[08:20] ---**
It's okay, it's not that bad.
It'll be better in a moment...
**[08:23] ---**
I'm sorry... You worked
so hard for that lead...
**[08:27] ---**
Hey, we're not done yet!
**[08:31] ---**
You're right. It's up to you now!
**[08:34] ---**
Natsumi, Satsuki!
**[08:37] ---**
Okay!
**[08:46] ---**
Satsuki!
**[08:47] ---**
Got it!
**[08:55] ---**
Come to think of it, the most I've
ever done is play in the river!
**[08:59] ---**
Satsuki-san!
**[08:59] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[09:00] ---**
Did she get a cramp, as well?!
**[09:02] ---**
I'm okay! I'm okay, but...
**[09:10] ---**
I'm sorry, everyone...
**[09:14] ---**
Not yet!
**[09:16] ---**
This isn't done yet!
**[09:17] ---**
Kappa-san?
**[09:21] ---**
You can't give in, ma'am!
**[09:24] ---**
Raise your head...
and kick the water, ma'am!
**[09:30] ---**
Right!
**[09:36] ---**
Satsuki!
**[09:37] ---**
She's okay!
**[09:38] ---**
Wow! She's fast!
**[09:45] ---**
It seems the stage is set, Natsumi.
**[09:48] ---**
I won't lose this battle.
**[09:53] ---**
Go for it, Satsuki!
**[09:54] ---**
You're almost there!
**[09:55] ---**
Raise your head and kick the water...
**[09:57] ---**
Raise your head and kick the water!
**[09:59] ---**
Put all our strength together!
**[10:02] ---**
Over to you!
**[10:03] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:09] ---**
You did well!
**[10:11] ---**
Satsuki-san!
**[10:22] ---**
Rocket turn!
**[10:28] ---**
You see that?! That's Rie-sama's
killer move, the rocket turn!
**[10:32] ---**
What about Natsumi-san?!
**[10:34] ---**
Oh no! She's way behind!
**[10:36] ---**
Please, Kappa-san!
**[10:38] ---**
Help Natsumi-san, like you helped me!
**[10:44] ---**
Not yet! This isn't done yet!
**[10:47] ---**
Kick the water hard!
**[10:51] ---**
I see them. I see them!
**[10:53] ---**
I can see the enemy!
**[10:55] ---**
For everyone who tried their best for me!
**[10:57] ---**
Midsummer of Terror Series:
**[10:59] ---**
I am King Kappa, ma'aaaaaaa—
**[11:02] ---**
Here goes nothing!
**[11:03] ---**
Mom taught me this technique!
**[11:05] ---**
Flying-Fish Turn!
**[11:19] ---**
Natsumi...
**[11:21] ---**
You're...!
**[11:32] ---**
She's...
**[11:33] ---**
...flying!
**[11:41] ---**
Back first: Class A!
**[11:45] ---**
Yes!
**[11:47] ---**
We did it!
**[11:49] ---**
That kind of... felt like
I got some springy boost...
**[11:52] ---**
Natsumi.
**[11:54] ---**
I was impressed by that last turn of yours.
**[11:59] ---**
But I shan't lose the next time!
**[11:59] ---**
Blehhhh!
***SIGN*** Don't goooo!!
**[12:02] ---**
We're still in the middle of class!
**[12:04] ---**
Let's all give Natsumi a victory toss!
**[12:06] ---**
Agreed!
**[12:07] ---**
Wait.
**[12:08] ---**
The one who worked the
hardest today was Satsuki!
**[12:11] ---**
Let's all give it to her!
**[12:13] ---**
Yeah, you're right!
**[12:14] ---**
Let's do it, let's do it!
**[12:18] ---**
Wah! That's a bit...
**[12:20] ---**
A bit strong!
**[12:34] ---**
Wahh!
**[12:36] ---**
Hey, hold on! What's this?!
**[12:38] ---**
What's going on?!
**[12:44] ---**
It was only for a short time,
**[12:45] ---**
but I was able to enjoy a little
of this thing called "school."
**[12:49] ---**
Thank you all so much!
**[12:55] ---**
And thank you too, my other little Kappa-san!
**[13:00] ---**
I'm... King Kappa...
**[13:05] ---**
Sergeant Keroro was rescued
from the verge of death
**[13:08] ---**
a full twelve hours later.
**[13:19] ---**
This man... Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[13:22] ---**
He loves curry, ultrascience and
irritating others above everything else.
**[13:25] ---**
He's an invader who's kind at heart.
**[13:29] ---**
This story is about that
Sergeant Major Kululu.
**[13:36] ---**
Kululu: The Sergeant Major of Curry, Sir!
**[13:42] ---**
That night, at the Hinata house,
**[13:44] ---**
a peculiar banquet was being held...
**[13:49] ---**
H-How does it taste, Master Fuyuki?
**[13:51] ---**
My specially-made curry!
**[13:54] ---**
Well... it was tasty...
**[13:57] ---**
It was tasty, but...
**[13:58] ---**
But...?
**[13:59] ---**
How to describe it...
**[14:02] ---**
Well... it's an ordinary curry.
**[14:05] ---**
O-Ordinary?!
***SIGN*** Ordinary Ordinary and normal Boooooriiiingggg Can get it anywhere Ordinary Curry Well, it's an ordinary curry Ordinary, well, ordinary curry
**[14:06] ---**
Ordinary...
**[14:09] ---**
But it was my ultimate curry made from
a careful selection of 65,535 spices!
**[14:17] ---**
Gone are my dreams of using curry...
**[14:19] ---**
...to curry out an elegant
Pekoponian invasion.
**[14:24] ---**
What now, Keroro?!
***SIGN*** Keroro Special! Special Curry
**[14:25] ---**
We're opening up the curry shop *tomorrow*!
**[14:28] ---**
The store was prepared ages ago!
**[14:31] ---**
And I've gone and plastered
posters everywhere.
**[14:34] ---**
Or, like, business expense?
**[14:36] ---**
I, too, distributed leaflets—
***SIGN*** OPEN Curry Snack GON!
**[14:38] ---**
So, in the end, it was nothing more
than an amateur's curry.
***SIGN*** Amateur
**[14:42] ---**
It was pretty important that it
fit Pekoponian tastes...
***SIGN*** Yucky
**[14:46] ---**
Even you guys said.... Even you guys said...
**[14:49] ---**
Ohhh! That looks so tasty!
**[14:52] ---**
That's what you told me!!
***SIGN*** Curry Snack GON! Opening Soon
**[15:04] ---**
My... curry... isn't going to... sell...
***SIGN*** Keroro Special! Special Curry
***SIGN*** Fukuda Tatami Store
**[15:17] ---**
Maybe it was too mean,
what we said to Sarge yesterday.
**[15:20] ---**
Well, lying won't make it tasty...
**[15:24] ---**
And yet, look at you.
**[15:26] ---**
You're going to make a curry
for him in return, aren't you?
**[15:30] ---**
N-No!
**[15:32] ---**
The weather's just getting hot,
and I thought I'd like to eat another curry.
**[15:35] ---**
So this is the store
everyone's talking about!
**[15:37] ---**
I've heard it's *super* good.
***SIGN*** Curry Snack GON! Open Today
**[15:39] ---**
Welcome, welcome!
**[15:41] ---**
The store everyone's talking about,
opened today! Curry Snack GON!
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One extra large curry!
**[15:48] ---**
Three larges over here!
**[15:50] ---**
Well, I'd say business is booming, sir!
**[15:53] ---**
Sarge!
**[15:54] ---**
Gero?
**[15:55] ---**
Oh, Master Fuyuki, Lady Natsumi!
**[15:57] ---**
Wow, Sarge. It's packed in here.
***SIGN*** Satisfied expressions
**[16:01] ---**
Satisfied expressions.
**[16:03] ---**
It's really delicious, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Heaped-on praise
**[16:03] ---**
Heaped-on praise.
***SIGN*** Already repeat customers!!
**[16:05] ---**
Already repeat customers!
**[16:08] ---**
This many people... can't be here
for yesterday's curry, can they?
**[16:11] ---**
Believe it or not, they can!
**[16:14] ---**
Well, I'm glad to discover there are people
in this world with a sense of taste, ma'am!
**[16:19] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:22] ---**
Are you saying we don't have good taste?
**[16:26] ---**
Ohhhh, I never said thaaaat...
**[16:29] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[16:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
Five special curries for Table 4!
**[16:36] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[16:38] ---**
I'm so glad for you that
you're doing so well!
**[16:40] ---**
Come on, we're leaving, Fuyuki!
**[16:42] ---**
Sis...
**[16:43] ---**
I've won.
**[16:44] ---**
In the battle of tastes,
I have claimed total victory, sir.
**[16:50] ---**
Wow. I can't believe I made so much curry,
**[16:52] ---**
and yet we were scraping the
bottom in no time at all, sir!
**[16:55] ---**
Our profits are amazing, too!
**[16:57] ---**
Umm, did the leaflets I
handed out help in any—
**[17:00] ---**
Don't you find this strange?
**[17:00] ---**
Umm... huh?
**[17:02] ---**
Gero?
**[17:03] ---**
Natsumi's skills at cooking
are unparalleled.
**[17:06] ---**
How could a curry that she didn't take to
draw this many customers?
**[17:10] ---**
Hmph! A top cook isn't
necessarily a top gourmet, sir!
**[17:16] ---**
Uncle?
**[17:16] ---**
Gero?
**[17:18] ---**
I've been keeping this a secret, but...
**[17:21] ---**
Last night... I saw it!
**[17:27] ---**
Ni seog evol emos.
**[17:30] ---**
Ni seog evol emos. Ni seog...
**[17:34] ---**
Gero?! Sergeant Major Kululu?!
**[17:37] ---**
Then... what is in that curry?
**[17:40] ---**
Hyieehh! I don't want to imagine it!
**[17:42] ---**
But... look at the results...
what if whatever he put in
**[17:45] ---**
is the reason that curry
became so popular?
**[17:48] ---**
Gero!
**[17:55] ---**
Th-That's not true, sir!
**[17:57] ---**
It was so popular solely
**[17:59] ---**
because of my skills, sir!
***SIGN*** Curry Snack GON! Open Today
**[18:02] ---**
I can cook the curry better than anyone.
**[18:06] ---**
I can cook it the best!!
**[18:10] ---**
However, the next day...
***SIGN*** Curry Snack GON! Open Today
**[18:17] ---**
It was kinda... you know...
**[18:18] ---**
I'm full.
**[18:19] ---**
Tastes worse now.
**[18:20] ---**
It was delicious yesterday...
**[18:21] ---**
Makes no sense.
***SIGN*** Deserted
**[18:25] ---**
Wh-Why...?
**[18:33] ---**
Rare to see you here.
**[18:37] ---**
Well, he's become useless
as a commanding officer.
**[18:42] ---**
Tell me. What did you put in that curry?
**[18:47] ---**
That was...
**[18:48] ---**
Was...?
**[18:50] ---**
One more spice.
**[18:52] ---**
What?!
**[18:55] ---**
Really?
**[18:57] ---**
Yes. This is what he said to me...
**[19:04] ---**
I'll be so kind as to tell you.
**[19:06] ---**
The extra spice...
**[19:08] ---**
It was...
**[19:10] ---**
...love.
**[19:11] ---**
Love... love...
***SIGN*** Love
**[19:14] ---**
...love...
**[19:16] ---**
Love?!
**[19:19] ---**
Love... From Sergeant Major Kululu?
**[19:22] ---**
I'm terrified!
**[19:23] ---**
But right now we have no choice
but to listen to his words.
**[19:26] ---**
If we stir the curry like this,
with love, then...!
**[19:30] ---**
He doesn't know what he's moaning about, sir!
**[19:32] ---**
I put in plenty of love already!
**[19:35] ---**
You still don't get it?
**[19:36] ---**
Natsumi?
**[19:37] ---**
What Kululu is saying is to spend time
**[19:40] ---**
slowly, carefully simmering the roux!
**[19:43] ---**
It is true that a freshly-made curry
**[19:45] ---**
isn't as tasty as one that's been
left to rest for a few days.
**[19:49] ---**
Gero?
**[19:50] ---**
Then what I saw back then was...
**[19:53] ---**
Not him putting anything in, but...
**[19:55] ---**
He probably let it simmer overnight.
**[19:57] ---**
To let the meat and the sauce blend together.
***SIGN*** Love
**[20:01] ---**
So that's what "love" meant, sir!
**[20:05] ---**
I had forgotten something important, sir!
**[20:14] ---**
That all cooking is love!
***SIGN*** Love
**[20:18] ---**
Ohhh! Mr. Sergeant's been born anew!
**[20:22] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[20:24] ---**
Now the customers will come back, won't they?
**[20:26] ---**
Or, like, booming business?
**[20:28] ---**
No.
**[20:29] ---**
Hm?
**[20:30] ---**
I've changed my mind.
**[20:33] ---**
Curry is love.
**[20:35] ---**
It's wrong to use curry with so much
precious love in it as a tool for an invasion.
**[20:40] ---**
Sarge...
**[20:41] ---**
Wait, that's what all this
was going to be for, again?
**[20:45] ---**
Let it slide, Sis.
He's reflected on his actions.
**[20:48] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[20:50] ---**
You're the leader. I'll follow your decision.
**[20:54] ---**
Gero?
**[20:55] ---**
Me, too!
**[20:56] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[20:57] ---**
I've worked even harder this time
to distribute the lea—
**[21:04] ---**
—flets.
**[21:07] ---**
Well, so the curry was completed anew,
**[21:11] ---**
and it was apparently a very tasty curry
that even Natsumi-chan was happy with.
**[21:17] ---**
Woo! It feels so good to take
a bath after a job done well.
**[21:22] ---**
Still, curry and love.
**[21:24] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu had
some good things to say, sir.
**[21:27] [SONG] ---**
Carrots, potatoes, onions...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[21:32] [SONG] ---**
Some love goes in, oh dear me!
**[21:36] [SONG] ---**
Carrots, potatoes, onions...
**[21:41] [SONG] ---**
Ni soeg evol emos, oh dear me!
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Ni soeg evol emos, oh dear me!
**[21:48] ---**
He was bathing.
**[21:50] ---**
How rude of me.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
Ni soeg evol emos, oh dear me!
**[21:52] ---**
No, wait... This smell...
**[21:55] ---**
Surely it's not...!
**[21:58] ---**
Paradise, paradise!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[22:05] [SONG] ---**
Carrots, potatoes, onions...
**[22:06] ---**
Curry and love!
**[22:07] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu is, quite literally,
a man who loves curry above all else!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Some love goes in, oh dear me!
**[22:12] ---**
It's a Kululu curry!
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline:
77 days remain!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
I am Corporal Giroro.
**[23:54] ---**
There are only 77 days remaining before
the Pekopon invasion deadline?!
**[23:58] ---**
Then there will only be
70 days left next week?!
**[24:02] ---**
And the week after that, 63?!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that! Which days am I gonna
take off for summer vacation this year?
**[24:08] ---**
"Giroro's Dauntless Summer Camp, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Keroro: Seize the Saturday of the Ox, Sir!"
**[24:16] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:18] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E119 - Giroro's Dauntless Summer Camp, Sir! / Keroro: Seize the Saturday of the Ox, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE879/giroros-dauntless-summer-camp-sir--keroro-seize-the-saturday-of-the-ox-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
It's summer! And summer is about
going on trips with everyone!
**[01:40] ---**
The air is so fresh here!
**[01:42] ---**
And the water's so clear!
**[01:44] ---**
When I come to the mountains...
I can feel my shinobi blood stirring!
**[01:49] ---**
It does have to be the mountains,
doesn't it, sir?
**[01:52] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[01:56] ---**
Acguy really shines in this kind
of natural environment, sir!
**[02:00] ---**
Or, like, fully prepared?
**[02:02] ---**
Oooh, it's a Shanghai crab!
**[02:04] ---**
Nothing here.
**[02:13] ---**
Giroro's Dauntless Summer Camp, Sir!
**[02:18] ---**
Line up!
**[02:20] ---**
We aren't here to play games!
**[02:22] ---**
We're here for survival training to boost our
strength and backbones for the invasion!
**[02:26] ---**
That Giroro.
**[02:28] ---**
He's all fired up for this training, just because
he's the one who came up with it, sir.
**[02:32] ---**
When he goes gung-ho, he loses
common sense and can't take a hint.
**[02:34] ---**
Or, like, advice ignored?
**[02:36] ---**
No talking among yourselves!
**[02:38] ---**
So help me, I'm going to
beat you into shape today!
**[02:40] ---**
And what do you think you're all up to?
**[02:42] ---**
For the last time, I said we're here to—
**[02:44] ---**
Natsumi!!
**[02:46] ---**
And that girl is with her?!
**[02:54] ---**
Oh, what a surprise to see
you here, Lady Natsumi!
**[02:56] ---**
This is a coincidence, ma'am!
**[02:58] ---**
No, it isn't.
**[02:59] ---**
Why do I have to put up with
you guys everywhere I go?
**[03:03] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[03:05] ---**
Join us, and let's enjoy the
great outdoors together, ma'am!
**[03:08] ---**
What about the training?
**[03:10] ---**
That's important too, but now
that we've run into Lady Natsumi,
**[03:13] ---**
I think a spot of fun
is called for, don't you?
**[03:16] ---**
Don't you, Giroro-kun?
**[03:18] ---**
With Lady Natsumi here, Giroro's bound
to give up on the training and—
**[03:22] ---**
No... We train!
**[03:23] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:24] ---**
Natsumi, we are here for
training, not for fun.
**[03:29] ---**
You and that woman
keep your distance over there.
**[03:32] ---**
What?!
**[03:34] ---**
I wonder what's up with the Corporal?
**[03:36] ---**
He seems awfully hardboiled...
**[03:40] ---**
Well, aren't you nice? Just you remember,
if you dare try anything funny, I'm warning you!
**[03:44] ---**
Let's go, Koyuki-chan!
**[03:46] ---**
Okay!
**[03:48] ---**
N-Natsumi and that woman...
**[03:51] ---**
No...
**[03:53] ---**
We will now give this training
everything we've got!
**[03:56] ---**
Listen up. For today's survival training,
**[03:59] ---**
you will follow my orders,
just as we planned.
**[04:01] ---**
Ugh...
**[04:03] ---**
This is a drag.
**[04:04] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[04:08] ---**
Dororo. You're late, soldier.
**[04:11] ---**
It is to my shame.
**[04:13] ---**
The luggage that my honorable leader
requested I bring was somewhat heavy.
**[04:23] ---**
Thank you Dororo-kun!
**[04:25] ---**
Let's get the battery connected and
begin our comfy camping lifestyle—
***SIGN*** Confiscated
***SIGN*** Photonic Energy Confiscation Barrier
**[04:36] ---**
G-Gero...?!
**[04:38] ---**
What is this thing?! What is this?!
**[04:40] ---**
You imbecile!
**[04:42] ---**
The only thing you're allowed to use
in this training is a single knife.
**[04:46] ---**
Got it?!
***SIGN*** Confiscated
**[04:47] ---**
Everything else is confiscated!
**[04:49] ---**
What's your problem?! Giroro, you meanie!
**[04:51] ---**
I'll give them back when the training's over!
**[04:55] ---**
I even made myself late... to bring these!
**[04:59] ---**
Trauma switch... on!
***SIGN*** Click
**[05:01] ---**
It was... the first night
of the school trip...
**[05:04] ---**
Oh, man, this is fun!
**[05:06] ---**
This game's only just come out!
**[05:09] ---**
Hee hee! Thanks, Zeroro-kun!
**[05:11] ---**
Hey, Keroro-kun, turn the volume down
a bit more, or they'll find out...
**[05:15] ---**
I can't do that! It'll kill the immersion!
**[05:21] ---**
Hey! Who brought this in?!
**[05:26] ---**
And then... I was the only one
made to sit on my heels...
**[05:29] ---**
And wasn't allowed to take part
in the event the next day...
***SIGN*** Confiscated
**[05:35] ---**
Dororo-kun!
**[05:37] ---**
It looks like he's slightly anemic
from the trauma.
**[05:40] ---**
Or, like, nervous breakdown?
**[05:44] ---**
Meanwhile...
**[05:53] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[05:55] ---**
You think you can be an invader like that?!
***SIGN*** Easy for you to say!
***SIGN*** There's no way I can climb this waterfall!
***SIGN*** We're frogs leaping the Dragon's Gate, ku ku!
**[06:03] ---**
Quit that blubbling and get up here!
**[06:05] ---**
No breathers!
**[06:07] ---**
What are those guys up to?
**[06:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[06:11] ---**
Never mind them!
**[06:13] ---**
Don't rest until you're up!
**[06:20] ---**
Or, like, water surprise?
**[06:24] ---**
Okay, I'll get the food ready!
**[06:27] ---**
We'll go get some firewood.
**[06:29] ---**
Thanks!
**[06:30] ---**
Okay, I'll get the food ready!
***SIGN*** Ramen Curry
**[06:34] ---**
Instant food products taste strangely good
at times like this, don't they?
**[06:39] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Confiscated
**[06:42] ---**
Gero!
**[06:43] ---**
You will forage for all
your food in the mountains.
**[06:50] ---**
Grrrrrrrr! What is this stupid rope, sir?!
**[06:53] ---**
Who needs a rope to search for food?
**[06:55] ---**
Shut up! This is the only way I have
to stop you dumbos from slacking off!
**[06:59] ---**
For cryin' out loud!
**[07:06] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[07:08] ---**
We only need firewood, you know?
**[07:12] ---**
Giroro!
**[07:13] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[07:18] ---**
What's up with him?
**[07:23] ---**
Natsumi-san! This is edible, too!
***SIGN*** Clench
**[07:26] ---**
Khhh! That woman!
**[07:29] ---**
Ah! And that!
**[07:36] ---**
Sorry.
**[07:38] ---**
In that case...
**[07:40] ---**
Kero...?
**[07:42] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[07:46] ---**
Is this part of the training?!
**[07:53] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[07:54] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Kululu Falls
**[08:06] ---**
Kululu... falls.
**[08:10] ---**
Take this and this and this and this!
***SIGN*** Tamama! Out!!
**[08:16] ---**
Tamama... out!
**[08:25] ---**
Kero?
**[08:27] ---**
That's an eagle!
**[08:28] ---**
Gerooooo!
***SIGN*** Keroro Escapes?
**[08:31] ---**
Keroro... escapes?
**[08:38] ---**
D-Darn it!
**[08:43] ---**
Watch out!
**[08:54] ---**
How are you feeling?
**[08:56] ---**
I am most grateful.
**[08:57] ---**
I feel considerably better now.
**[09:01] ---**
Darn that Giroro...
**[09:02] ---**
I won't let this one slide, sir.
**[09:05] ---**
Vengeance is mine!
**[09:08] ---**
When he gets back,
I'll bury him in this pitfall trap,
**[09:11] ---**
and give him a taste of
what true survival is!
**[09:14] ---**
An eye for an eye, a survival for a survival!
**[09:18] ---**
Now I just need to prepare some kind of
suitable bait to lure Giroro in...
**[09:22] ---**
Hey, um...
**[09:23] ---**
Gero?
**[09:24] ---**
Have you seen Koyuki-chan around here?
***SIGN*** Suitable
bait
to lure
Giroro in
**[09:27] ---**
Oh, Lady Natsumi! What perfect timing!
**[09:31] ---**
It's not the time to be fooling around!
**[09:34] ---**
Is something the matter with Koyuki-dono?
**[09:36] ---**
She went into the mountains with
Giroro and hasn't come back.
**[09:39] ---**
What is that?!
**[09:41] ---**
I wonder if she'll be okay...
**[09:42] ---**
Ah, Dororo!
**[09:45] ---**
Hmph. I could have got out of that myself.
**[09:49] ---**
You must know that compassion like that
will get you killed on the battlefield.
**[09:53] ---**
I won't thank you.
**[09:56] ---**
Thanks, Giroro!
**[09:58] ---**
You'd better not move for a while.
**[10:00] ---**
I doubt this rain will last long.
**[10:03] ---**
You know a lot about the mountains,
don't you, Giroro?
**[10:06] ---**
This much is common knowledge.
**[10:09] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[10:11] ---**
I'm being too harsh.
**[10:15] ---**
They're small, but they're just ripe!
**[10:34] ---**
It cleared up.
**[10:35] ---**
Yes... Hm?
**[10:40] ---**
Ah! Are you both safe?!
**[10:42] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:50] ---**
Koyuki-dono, you're injured!
**[10:51] ---**
I'm fine! Giroro treated it for me!
**[10:54] ---**
Sorry... It was my fault.
**[11:06] ---**
Well, that sure is pretty!
**[11:08] ---**
Or, like, gorgeous splendor?
**[11:11] ---**
Koyuki-chan told me all about it.
**[11:13] ---**
No... I really didn't—
**[11:17] ---**
I'm so glad you were there with her.
**[11:20] ---**
Thanks, Giroro.
**[11:35] ---**
Gero!!
**[11:36] ---**
I totally forgot that I remade
the pitfall trap, ma'am!
**[11:41] ---**
Gero...
**[11:42] ---**
You stupid frog!!
**[11:46] ---**
Gero!
**[11:47] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[11:50] ---**
But Corporal Giroro, who fell into the pitfall
trap with Natsumi-chan, was a little happy.
**[12:04] ---**
It's hot, isn't it? How are you all doing?
**[12:06] ---**
The heat's not getting to you, I hope?
**[12:08] ---**
Keroro!
**[12:10] ---**
This is no time to be
letting the heat wear you down!
**[12:12] ---**
Have you formulated a new invasion plan?!
**[12:14] ---**
Ehhhh... the trip tired me out...
**[12:18] ---**
No ideas are really coming
right now, y'know...?
**[12:20] ---**
You fool!!
**[12:22] ---**
Don't you realize how big of an invasion
budget we've been given this time?!
**[12:25] ---**
You'd better think of it as pressure
from HQ, and get thinking pronto!
**[12:29] ---**
Gero!
**[12:31] ---**
Nuts to that Giroro! Every other word
out of his mouth is "invasion"!
**[12:35] ---**
That said, it is a fact that we need
a new invasion strategy...
**[12:39] ---**
I think I'll eat a starfruit
and refresh myself, sir!
***SIGN*** Drained...
**[12:45] ---**
Lady Natsumi! What in the world
has happened to you, ma'am?
**[12:49] ---**
I just feel totally worn out, you know...
**[12:52] ---**
Isn't it the summer heat?
**[12:54] ---**
Could be, yeah...
**[12:56] ---**
Ah! Today's the midsummer day of the Ox,
so let's eat some eel to keep up our stamina!
***SIGN*** Saturday of the Cow (these sound identical in Japanese)
**[13:01] ---**
Hm? Was today Saturday?
**[13:03] ---**
And... day of the Cow?
**[13:09] ---**
Keroro: Seize the Saturday of the Ox, Sir!
***SIGN*** Midsummer Day of the Ox
**[13:14] ---**
In the old calendar, there's a day called
the midsummer day of the Ox,
**[13:18] ---**
and if you eat eel on that day,
**[13:20] ---**
it's said you won't get worn out
by the summer heat.
**[13:22] ---**
Today's the midsummer day of the Ox.
**[13:25] ---**
I didn't realize that, sir!
**[13:27] ---**
Eel, huh...
**[13:29] ---**
Now I want some...
**[13:31] ---**
Gerori.
**[13:32] ---**
Men!
**[13:33] ---**
I have finally made a breakthrough
in our invasion of Pekopon!
**[13:37] ---**
What?!
**[13:37] ---**
Is that true, Mr. Sergeant?
**[13:39] ---**
Observe.
**[13:41] ---**
N-Natsumi?
**[13:43] ---**
Yes. Our greatest enemy,
**[13:45] ---**
and the front line of the Pekoponian defense!
***SIGN*** Earth's
**[13:47] ---**
I will...
***SIGN*** peace
**[13:48] ---**
...protect...
***SIGN*** protected!
**[13:50] ---**
...peace on Earth!
**[13:52] ---**
However! Today is our chance
to overcome her, sir!
**[13:57] ---**
Hmph. If this is going to be a repeat of the
Wettle King incident, you can count me out.
**[13:59] ---**
Well, hear me out, Giroro-kun.
***SIGN*** Midsummer Day of the Ox
**[14:02] ---**
Today is known as the
midsummer day of the Ox,
**[14:04] ---**
a day when Pekoponians replenish themselves
with eel to get through the hot summer!
**[14:08] ---**
Conversely, if they miss their
chance to eat eel today,
**[14:10] ---**
they'll all become useless
from the summer heat, sir!
**[14:13] ---**
Hm! And so?
**[14:14] ---**
In other words...
***SIGN*** Summer fatigue...
**[14:16] ---**
...Lady Natsumi's stamina is currently
reduced as a result of the summer heat.
**[14:20] ---**
Our mission will be to prevent
Lady Natsumi from eating eel,
**[14:24] ---**
dropping her into an even deeper hell
of summer exhaustion, sir!
**[14:27] ---**
Eel!
**[14:30] ---**
And in that moment of weakness,
we launch an all-out attack!
**[14:32] ---**
Thus making it quite simple
to take control over Pekopon!
**[14:35] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[14:37] ---**
A two-stage strategy?
You really used your head this time.
**[14:40] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are a bit special today!
**[14:44] ---**
In that case, men...
**[14:45] ---**
Operation: Day of the Ox, sir!
**[14:49] ---**
And so began the greatest mission
ever undertaken by the Keroro Platoon!
**[14:53] ---**
What?!
**[14:54] ---**
You want us to buy up
every eel in the city?!
**[14:57] ---**
It'll cost a lot of money!
**[14:59] ---**
Leave that to me.
**[15:01] ---**
I will pour the entirety of our funding for all
our summer operations into this mission, sir!
***SIGN*** Bulging ♥
**[15:04] ---**
You're... You're finally serious!
**[15:07] ---**
I have never seen
Mr. Sergeant act so grown-up!
**[15:10] ---**
I went and researched the price of eel.
**[15:13] ---**
Looks like it mostly goes
for a thousand yen a head.
**[15:15] ---**
Good work, Kululu-kun.
**[15:17] ---**
So what's the total figure?
**[15:19] ---**
'Bout this much.
**[15:21] ---**
Let's see here...
**[15:24] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[15:26] ---**
Not enough, huh.
***SIGN*** Oohashiya Eels, Kabayaki
**[15:29] ---**
If we can't buy them, we'll sell them!
**[15:31] ---**
Before the Hinata family buys them,
***SIGN*** Eel
**[15:32] ---**
we'll sell out of every eel there is, sir!
**[15:34] ---**
But if Natsumi gets her hands on some before
we sell out, all our work will come to nothing!
**[15:40] ---**
No worries...
**[15:44] ---**
I bought Master Fuyuki a large quantity
of occult books and goods,
**[15:48] ---**
so he has already been corralled!
**[15:50] ---**
As for Hinata Natsumi,
the radio program I prepared should...
**[15:53] ---**
We have a sudden announcement!
**[15:55] ---**
Today we're going to bring you
a special: "24 Hour *623 Radio!*
**[15:58] ---**
Love Saves Inner-Tokyo!"
**[16:00] ---**
Whoa! No way!
**[16:02] ---**
I hope you'll listen through to the end!
**[16:03] ---**
I will, I so will!
**[16:05] ---**
That's so perfect,
it makes me jealous, but...
**[16:08] ---**
...are you sure you're okay to be
spending this much money?
**[16:11] ---**
One day.
**[16:13] ---**
If we can just last out this one day,
**[16:15] ---**
our mission will succeed!
***SIGN*** Today is the Day of the Ox
**[16:18] ---**
Kululu's special Smell-Dispersing
Wave Motion Gun!
***SIGN*** Smell of kabayaki
**[16:32] ---**
Welcome, welcome!
***SIGN*** With a free Gundam
**[16:35] ---**
Who wants some eel and a free Gundam?!
***SIGN*** With free sweets
**[16:38] ---**
Free sweets with these ones!
**[16:40] ---**
This is going a lot better than I expected.
**[16:43] ---**
Think maybe the failure of our burger joint
is doing something for us?
***SIGN*** Eel
***SIGN*** Sold out
**[16:49] ---**
We did it... We actually did it...
**[16:50] ---**
We sold through the whole batch...
by ourselves...
**[16:53] ---**
Or, like, unmapped waters?
**[16:55] ---**
We can't stop here! We'll sell all the eel
at the other stores as well, sir!
**[17:01] ---**
We have eel!
**[17:02] ---**
Do you want eel?
**[17:04] ---**
They're delicious!
**[17:05] ---**
Welcome!
**[17:06] ---**
What?!
**[17:07] ---**
We're never going to finish at this rate!
***SIGN*** Eel
**[17:08] ---**
Everywhere's selling eel today.
Trying to take advantage of the occasion?
**[17:12] ---**
Curses... If this is how it's going to be,
**[17:14] ---**
we'll have to cut them off at the source!
***SIGN*** Deep sea, off the coast of Guam
**[17:29] ---**
That's quite a number...
**[17:30] ---**
About a billion, I guess?
**[17:33] ---**
That is amazing!
**[17:34] ---**
Now all the eel babies are ours!
**[17:37] ---**
Lady Natsumi and the others will find it
impossible to obtain any eel!
**[17:41] ---**
So these cute little babies will one day
grow into proper kabayaki.
**[17:45] ---**
They'll be perfect for eating
in about four years.
***SIGN*** Four years
**[17:48] ---**
Four years?
***SIGN*** Four years
**[17:49] ---**
Then... for the stores to run out of eel...
**[17:52] ---**
...we have to wait four years?
**[17:54] ---**
Then we'll just have to catch
all the adult ones, as well!
***SIGN*** Lake Hamana
**[17:58] ---**
And now we've captured all the eels!
**[18:01] ---**
Well, we captured them, but how
are we going to store so many?
**[18:06] ---**
With this "All things great and small" Gun,
**[18:08] ---**
we'll shrink 'em down and take 'em home.
**[18:11] ---**
Nice, Kululu!
**[18:13] ---**
Now it'll be impossible for
Lady Natsumi to buy any eel!
***SIGN*** Click
**[18:18] ---**
Huh? What's with the switch?
**[18:20] ---**
Could this be...
**[18:22] ---**
Over there!
**[18:23] ---**
D-Dororo-kun!
**[18:24] ---**
We were not ignoring you!
**[18:26] ---**
We just accidentally for...got...
**[18:28] ---**
I knew it.
**[18:30] ---**
Wait for me, Keroro-kun!
**[18:31] ---**
Even back then...
**[18:32] ---**
I hadn't even reached the assembly point...
**[18:35] ---**
...and you all went to the amusement park!
**[18:38] ---**
You are mean!
You are so mean, Keroro-kun!
**[18:49] ---**
Return us to our original size!
**[18:51] ---**
By the way, eels are apparently omnivores,
so they'll eat anything.
**[18:55] ---**
Kero?!
**[19:04] ---**
S-So our strategy failed in the end...
**[19:07] ---**
This is kind of no different from usual.
**[19:09] ---**
We... did what we could, so...
**[19:15] ---**
Then let's make some kabayaki
and have a consolation party!
**[19:18] ---**
Please, no!
**[19:19] ---**
No more eel!
**[19:21] ---**
Then why don't we have some meat
**[19:23] ---**
and wipe the eel right out of our minds?
**[19:26] ---**
Gero?
**[19:27] ---**
That's it, ma'am!
**[19:28] ---**
Oh, dear!
**[19:29] ---**
That's all for today.
**[19:31] ---**
A bit sudden, but this is the end. Sorry!
**[19:33] ---**
Huh? What, it's just over?
**[19:37] ---**
I wonder what they're doing?
**[19:39] ---**
Here you are, sir!
**[19:42] ---**
Well, you see, I got a bonus,
so I'm treating everyone
**[19:45] ---**
to a barbecue party, ma'am!
**[19:47] ---**
Care to join, Lady Natsumi?
**[19:49] ---**
Huh? We said today was going to be eel...
**[19:52] ---**
Oh! So we did, I totally forgot!
**[19:54] ---**
But they're all made now, so why not?
**[19:56] ---**
It's straight off the grill?
**[19:57] ---**
Ah, thanks...
**[19:59] ---**
But Fuyuki's gone to buy me some eel, so...
**[20:02] ---**
What did you say?!
**[20:04] ---**
How could he have escaped from
that tight encirclement, sir?!
***SIGN*** UFO Photo Collection
Eel kabayaki
**[20:08] ---**
Just like this.
**[20:11] ---**
This is bad...
**[20:12] ---**
Before Master Fuyuki gets back,
**[20:13] ---**
we must at all costs fill
Lady Natsumi up with meat,
**[20:16] ---**
so that she cannot eat the eel!
**[20:19] ---**
You leave me no choice!
***SIGN*** Specially-Selected Japanese Beef (Made In Inner-Tokyo) Sirloin Steak
**[20:23] ---**
Ultimate top-quality Japanese beef,
a specially-selected sirloin steak,
**[20:26] ---**
1,500 yen per gram!!
**[20:28] ---**
N-No way...!
**[20:32] ---**
And I'll throw in a secret family recipe,
pot-pickled ribs!
**[20:35] ---**
But...
**[20:35] ---**
And the finest rib roast steak!
**[20:39] ---**
And specially-made Hamburg steak!
**[20:42] ---**
Eat up, eat up!
**[20:43] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki!
**[20:44] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[20:47] ---**
So good!
**[20:50] ---**
Foolish Pekoponian!
**[20:52] ---**
You have fallen under my spell, ma'am!
**[20:56] ---**
Ahhhh... so satisfied, so satisfied...
**[21:00] ---**
She cleared the plates
of our 1,500 yen per gram...
**[21:03] ---**
We sacrificed much,
and the budget was huge, but...
**[21:05] ---**
At last, we prevented Lady Natsumi
from eating any eel!
**[21:08] ---**
Men!
**[21:10] ---**
You have done well to brave
the long and arduous battle!
**[21:12] ---**
With this conclusive victory,
the war has come to an end, sir!
**[21:16] ---**
Now... We return to our homeland, sir!
**[21:19] ---**
I'm home!
**[21:21] ---**
I bought you some eel!
**[21:23] ---**
Huh? What happened?
**[21:25] ---**
As you can see, we were having
a barbecue party, sir.
**[21:28] ---**
Unfortunately, Lady Natsumi is full,
**[21:31] ---**
and I'm afraid there's simply
no way that she'll be able to—
**[21:33] ---**
Oh, that smells good!
**[21:35] ---**
I think I'll go right ahead
and have some eel, as well!
**[21:38] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi,
you're still not done, ma'am?
**[21:41] ---**
Well, you know! I listened
to my favorite radio program,
**[21:43] ---**
had some delicious meat,
**[21:45] ---**
and that wiped my summer fatigue right out!
**[21:47] ---**
N-No wayyy!
**[21:55] ---**
Mmmm, this is so good!
**[21:56] ---**
Sarge! There's enough for everyone!
***SIGN*** Dirt
**[22:00] ---**
N-No more...
**[22:05] ---**
The Keroro Platoon are once again
tired out after another day's hard work.
**[22:07] ---**
There's another midsummer day
of the Ox this year in August,
**[22:10] ---**
so why not have some eel together?
**[22:13] ---**
A-Are you serious...?
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline: 70 days remain.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
***SIGN*** Goldfish
***SIGN*** Hicksville
Bus Stop
**[23:52] ---**
It's Lavie. Everyone, if you run into my
brother working part-time at a beach hut
**[23:56] ---**
and he makes you feel even more suffocated
when it's already suffocatingly hot,
**[23:59] ---**
then I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[24:00] ---**
Summer is hot!
**[24:02] ---**
Heat is what makes it summer!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. How's that Double Zeta?
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: Hicksville Beach Returns, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Momoka: An Experience One Summer, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E120 - Keroro: Hicksville Beach Returns, Sir! / Momoka: An Experience One Summer, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DK38/keroro-hicksville-beach-returns-sir--momoka-an-experience-one-summer-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
Well, that time has come around again!
**[01:33] ---**
As always at this time of year,
it's Hicksville Beach!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Hicksville Beach Hicksville Beach 200 m this way ->
**[01:36] ---**
Ohh, I never do get tired of
coming to Hicksville Beach!
**[01:42] ---**
And why am I the only one forced
to look like this, exactly?
**[01:47] ---**
Once again this year, the improved version
of the "If we lived twice" Gun
**[01:49] ---**
has been used to turn her into an adult.
**[01:52] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[01:54] ---**
Mom won't let us come here without
an adult unless you look like that.
**[01:59] ---**
I set it to be short-lasting,
so put up with it.
**[02:05] ---**
Gosh...
**[02:06] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun!
**[02:10] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
***SIGN*** Goldfish
***SIGN*** Hicksville
Bus Stop
**[02:11] ---**
Ah, it is Momocchi!
**[02:13] ---**
H-Hello, Fuyuki-kun.
**[02:16] ---**
What a coincidence to meet you here...
**[02:19] ---**
Good! I feigned a coincidence well!
**[02:22] ---**
Now I just gotta get with Fuyuki-kun, and...
**[02:26] ---**
Hm? That's...
***SIGN*** Beach Hut
**[02:35] ---**
My brother is working at a beach hut.
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[02:39] ---**
And so, everyone has gathered
at Hicksville Beach!
**[02:42] ---**
This year, too!
**[02:43] ---**
Let's go!
**[02:47] ---**
Keroro: Hicksville Beach Returns, Sir!
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach
Male Swimsuit Contest
Studs!
***SIGN*** Reception
**[02:59] ---**
Male swimsuit contest?
**[03:02] ---**
Yes, what Hicksville Beach brings to mind
**[03:04] ---**
is the bikini beauty comedy contest that
Sergeant Keroro and Natsumi-chan participated in!
**[03:09] ---**
Looks like it's a male tournament this year.
**[03:11] ---**
Those in the dark, watch episodes 18 and 69!
**[03:14] ---**
Or, like, business actions?
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach
Male Swimsuit Contest
Studs!
**[03:17] ---**
Are you going to join in
this year, too, Sarge?
**[03:20] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[03:22] ---**
Master Fuyuki, who do take me for, sir?
**[03:27] ---**
We are guests this year!
**[03:29] ---**
Our past achievements have been recognized,
**[03:31] ---**
and we now have a friendly relationship
with the shopping area of Hicksville Beach!
**[03:36] ---**
Incidentally, this time around,
***SIGN*** Military Use
**[03:38] ---**
we are providing Keron Army military
Type-G rations as a participation prize!
**[03:43] ---**
Their first introduction! Why are there so
many Keron Army Type-G rations here?
***SIGN*** Keron Army Military Type-G Rations!
**[03:51] ---**
And so this year I will be watching from
the sidelines as an honored guest, sir.
***SIGN*** Guest
**[04:03] ---**
I've kind of gotten used to this look.
**[04:05] ---**
Hey, did you hear about
the male swimsuit contest?
**[04:07] ---**
First place prize is an exclusive Hicksville
**[04:09] ---**
special poem by 623,
signed by him personally!
**[04:11] ---**
Wow...
**[04:15] ---**
We must be careful of sunburns, sir.
**[04:18] ---**
Or, like, sunny outlook?
**[04:20] ---**
Lady Mois, that tickles!
**[04:20] ---**
Youuuuu...
***SIGN*** Rumble...
**[04:24] ---**
These are gonna make some money.
**[04:28] ---**
I hear first prize in the
men's swimsuit contest
**[04:30] ---**
is a Double Zeta Dangal model.
**[04:32] ---**
Seriously? Who wants that?
**[04:35] ---**
Uncle?
**[04:36] ---**
D-Double Zeta... Dangal...?
**[04:40] ---**
No one told me!
**[04:42] ---**
Thought you had no interest
in knock-off rehashes?
***SIGN*** Dangal
**[04:46] ---**
No... see, the Dangal sold
far more than expected,
**[04:49] ---**
and lightning didn't strike twice with
the Z Dangal that followed it up.
**[04:51] ---**
So only a very small number of Double Zetas
were ever produced—it's almost a legend!
**[04:56] ---**
There were so few produced
that even now, fanatics treasure them
**[04:59] ---**
as the rarest of the rare, sir!
**[05:02] ---**
Who knew one was hiding
in a place like this...
**[05:04] ---**
Or, like, one-off event?
**[05:06] ---**
I basically only came here to dispose
of my unwanted stock of Type-Gs.
**[05:10] ---**
Now this is a find, sir!
**[05:14] ---**
Come on, please? I really
want 623-san's autograph!
**[05:18] ---**
I don't want to...
**[05:19] ---**
There's no way I could win.
**[05:22] ---**
You don't know that unless you try!
**[05:24] ---**
Even you have a chance, Fuyuki!
**[05:26] ---**
I said I don't wanna...
**[05:27] ---**
Please! I'll never ask for
anything like this again!
**[05:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is going to appear in the contest?
**[05:42] ---**
Yes. According to Yoshiokadaira's report,
he appears to have entered moments ago.
**[05:47] ---**
Even though he doesn't
like that kind of thing...
**[05:52] ---**
All right!
**[05:54] ---**
I'm gonna make him win this,
come hell or high water!
**[05:59] ---**
So yeah... Is there anything we can do?
**[06:02] ---**
I see. In that case,
**[06:04] ---**
I will expend extra effort for the sake
of your friendship with Natsumi-dono.
**[06:08] ---**
Thanks, Dororo!
**[06:10] ---**
Entrust it to me.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach
Male Swimsuit Contest
Studs!
***SIGN*** Studs
**[06:22] ---**
Mr. Sergeant... Don't you think
we've got this in the bag...?
**[06:27] ---**
Of course!
**[06:28] ---**
Huh? Sarge?
**[06:30] ---**
Weren't you going to enter?
**[06:32] ---**
Gero? Master Fuyuki and Master Paul! Why?
**[06:36] ---**
Don't tell me... you're both
after the Double Zeta Dangal?
***SIGN*** His imagination...
**[06:41] ---**
Nah... Sis just begged me to do it, so...
**[06:44] ---**
Let me guess... This is Lady Natsumi's
interference strategy!
***SIGN*** His imagination...
**[06:49] ---**
Not good... If it comes down to it,
we'll knock them all out, just as planned!
**[06:53] ---**
Roger dodger!
**[06:55] ---**
Huh? You too, Corporal?
**[06:59] ---**
Ah! Corporal Giroro,
you're here to support us too, sir?
**[07:04] ---**
Hm? Ah... Yes...
**[07:06] ---**
Something like that.
**[07:07] ---**
I'm so happy to have subordinates who're
so considerate of their boss, sir.
**[07:11] ---**
We are!
**[07:12] ---**
With the three of us combined,
we can easily manage any opponent!
**[07:16] ---**
If Keroro is here too, then...
**[07:18] ---**
I... I'm not sure what
that means, but... I...
**[07:20] ---**
For Natsumi, I...
**[07:22] ---**
Fuyuki, do your best!
***SIGN*** Paul! It's all up to you!
***SIGN*** Leave it to me! Milady!
**[07:30] ---**
My humblest apologies to you, Fuyuki-dono,
but this contest is too great a burden for you.
**[07:35] ---**
For Koyuki-dono's sake, I have
no choice but to steal the victory!
**[07:41] ---**
My brother joined just because he wanted the
participation prize. I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[07:45] ---**
Well, then, let me explain the rules!
***SIGN*** Participation Prizes
***SIGN*** Participation Prize
**[07:48] ---**
The tournament will be
an unconventional triathlon!
**[07:51] ---**
Oh, no! It's not just a pageant?
***SIGN*** Bubble Bubble Bubble
**[07:54] ---**
The first stage will be an eating contest.
Can you survive this boiling nabeyaki udon?!
**[07:58] ---**
Well then, on your marks...
**[08:01] ---**
I am going to make Mr. Sergeant win
and have all his love for myself!
**[08:07] ---**
Ready...!
**[08:08] ---**
Staaart!
**[08:11] ---**
Off to a sprinting start!
***SIGN*** Hot!!!
***SIGN*** Gwaaaah....
**[08:17] ---**
Ahhhh, and Contestant Tamasanrou
is out in an instant!
**[08:21] ---**
It's foolish to rush here!
**[08:23] ---**
Eating nabeyaki udon this hot
is a matter of life and death!
**[08:32] ---**
Ohh! What an incredible dead heat
we have here!
**[08:35] ---**
What?!
**[08:37] ---**
What is this... next to the
cruelty of the battlefield?!
**[08:40] ---**
Clear the heart and mind,
and even fire will be cool to the touch!
***SIGN*** Cool
**[08:46] ---**
I won't let you win!
**[08:48] ---**
I won't let you win, not you!
**[08:53] ---**
What a comeback from
Contestant Kerokichi!
***SIGN*** Military Use
**[08:56] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki, on the other hand...
**[08:58] ---**
...seems to be having a lot of difficulties!
**[09:01] ---**
Heh! Master Fuyuki is no match for me!
**[09:04] ---**
Come on, Fuyuki, grin and bear it!
**[09:07] ---**
Fuyuki-san, guts!
***SIGN*** Go! Paul!
***SIGN*** Milady!!
**[09:18] ---**
Huh?
**[09:19] ---**
Ohh! Fuyuki, what a comeback!
**[09:22] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Let me explain!!
**[09:24] ---**
Let me explain!
**[09:26] ---**
By the power of Momoka's personal bodyguards,
Fuyuki-kun's udon was
**[09:29] ---**
instantly sent into Paul's stomach!
**[09:34] ---**
The group in the lead is now taking on
the second stage, swimming!
**[09:39] ---**
And contestant 556 has now
made it through his 30th bowl!
**[09:42] ---**
Wait! You've got the rules wrong, man!
**[09:47] ---**
My brother ate too much...
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[09:51] ---**
And Hinata Fuyuki is about
to begin catching up!
**[09:54] ---**
But what seems to be the matter?
**[09:56] ---**
Man... I can't swim...
**[09:59] ---**
No need to worry, Master Fuyuki.
**[10:03] ---**
The fight among the leaders
is fierce as ever!
**[10:05] ---**
A high-level battle is unfolding!
**[10:08] ---**
I can see them. I can see the enemy!
**[10:13] ---**
Ah, Dororo, you were here?
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[10:16] ---**
So mean... Keroro-kun...
**[10:18] ---**
So mean...
**[10:19] ---**
And Contestant Dorosuke
looks like he's dropped out!
**[10:23] ---**
Giroro! You've done enough now!
**[10:25] ---**
You can slow up a bit and
let me take first place...
**[10:28] ---**
You can't have it!
**[10:30] ---**
Gero?! What?!
**[10:31] ---**
Giroro, are you betraying me?!
**[10:32] ---**
Sorry, Keroro, but this match is mine!
**[10:41] ---**
Girosuke is down!
**[10:43] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki has jumped into the lead!
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[10:47] ---**
Gero?! Master Fuyuki?!
**[10:50] ---**
The group in the lead has just passed
the turn-around point!
**[10:52] ---**
This is a tremendous dead heat!
**[11:00] ---**
M-Master F-Fuyuki...
**[11:02] ---**
The rest is... up to you...
***SIGN*** Goal
**[11:08] ---**
And he's into the final stage,
the beach flag!
**[11:12] ---**
No you don't!
**[11:14] ---**
Kerokichi has caught up!
**[11:16] ---**
It's a final battle with Fuyuki!
**[11:18] ---**
Sarge?
**[11:19] ---**
Master Fuyuki, it's between you and me!
**[11:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:23] ---**
Go for it, Fuyuki!
**[11:25] ---**
Fight!
**[11:26] ---**
Uncle!
**[11:27] ---**
Or, like, single-minded?
**[11:32] ---**
Fuyuki has been tripped up by the sand!
**[11:34] ---**
This contest is over!
**[11:36] ---**
It's sad, but this is competition.
**[11:38] ---**
The Double Zeta...
**[11:41] ---**
...is mine!!
**[11:42] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** First Place
You lift me up.
623
**[11:44] ---**
At that moment, Keroro saw it.
**[11:46] ---**
The box of the Double Zeta Dangal, which the
organizers had unwittingly asked 623 to sign!
**[11:50] ---**
Huh? Why? Why?
***SIGN*** Huh? Why? They've signed the box of the ZZ Dangal? Huh? Why? They've signed the box of the ZZ Dangal? Huh? Why? They've signed the box of the ZZ Dangal?
**[11:53] ---**
They've signed the box of the
Double Zeta Dangal?
***SIGN*** You lift me up.
**[11:56] ---**
But then it's pointless... I mean...
**[11:58] ---**
the value will go through the floor...
**[12:00] ---**
Why don't they understand
the mindset of the fanatics?
**[12:03] ---**
W-Will I be happy to receive this? But...
***SIGN*** First Place You lift me up.
**[12:08] ---**
Douuuuuuuuu!
**[12:10] ---**
Gerooo!
**[12:12] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Goal
**[12:14] ---**
I found... a hundred yen!!
**[12:16] ---**
What a phenomenal recovery by 556!
***SIGN*** Bottlecap
**[12:20] ---**
It wasn't 100 yen, just a bottlecap.
**[12:24] ---**
My brother has no sense of timing.
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[12:28] ---**
Sorry, Sis...
**[12:30] ---**
No, it's okay...
**[12:32] ---**
I couldn't get the prize,
but you did really well.
**[12:36] ---**
I'm impressed!
**[12:39] ---**
Sis...
**[12:40] ---**
And so, the swimsuit contest
concluded with 556 as the victor.
***SIGN*** ZZ Dangal
**[12:50] ---**
Incidentally, the Sergeant's team
**[12:52] ---**
were given a year's supply of
Type-G as a participation prize.
**[13:04] ---**
When a young girl becomes an adult,
**[13:06] ---**
it may be triggered by just a small,
yet memorable, experience in a single summer.
**[13:19] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[13:21] ---**
I always have my eyes on you, and yet...
**[13:25] ---**
Why...
**[13:28] ---**
I traded with 556 for a
year's supply of Type-G!
**[13:32] ---**
Good for you, Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:34] ---**
Or, like, barter system?
***SIGN*** You lift me up.
**[13:36] ---**
It has a poem on it,
but the contents will be fine!
***SIGN*** Chopsticks
***SIGN*** Chopsticks
**[13:42] ---**
Looks like 556-san mistook it for food.
**[13:45] ---**
It was a feast!
**[13:47] ---**
What in the world?!
**[13:50] ---**
This is the "If we lived twice" Gun!
**[14:01] ---**
Momoka: An Experience One Summer, Sir!
**[14:09] ---**
What was that... just now...
**[14:27] ---**
Is this me...?!
**[14:32] ---**
Got it!
**[14:36] ---**
Sigh... you really are bad at this, Fuyuki...
**[14:46] ---**
Are you okay?
**[14:47] ---**
Beautiful...
**[14:49] ---**
Huh?
**[14:50] ---**
What incredible beauty you have...
***SIGN*** Trendy
**[14:53] ---**
A trendy-type alien prone to
falling in intense love:
**[14:56] ---**
A Daaishian!
**[14:58] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[15:00] ---**
This Hicksville Beach is intergalactically
famous for its beauties, which is why I came,
**[15:05] ---**
but all I can find are guys
without a lick of style!
**[15:08] ---**
That's because today was
a male swimsuit contest.
**[15:11] ---**
And just when my hopes
were down... I met you!
**[15:14] ---**
What else is this but fate?
**[15:16] ---**
Please take this.
**[15:23] ---**
Cut it out, you creep!
**[15:29] ---**
What an amazing slap...
**[15:32] ---**
My heart beats ever faster!
**[15:36] ---**
I... I want to hold you!
**[15:47] ---**
Thanks, Giroro!
***SIGN*** dere
dere
dere
**[15:54] ---**
Natsumi-san's taking a long time, isn't she?
**[15:56] ---**
I wonder if something befell her.
**[16:03] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:05] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[16:06] ---**
Huh? Where's Nishizawa-san?
**[16:08] ---**
Was she not with you?
**[16:10] ---**
Huh? No...
**[16:13] ---**
I wonder where she could have gone.
**[16:15] ---**
I'll go search for her for a sec.
**[16:19] ---**
This is Paul.
**[16:20] ---**
What?! Milady is missing?!
**[16:25] ---**
What will I do...
**[16:27] ---**
If Fuyuki-kun sees me like this,
it'll be so embarrassing!
**[16:30] ---**
What're you saying?!
You said you wanted to be sexy!
**[16:34] ---**
But... such a sudden growth spurt is...
**[16:37] ---**
This is your freakin' chance
to wow Fuyuki with a sexy body!
**[16:41] ---**
No, but...
**[16:43] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is coming this way...
**[16:52] ---**
Don't run! Let him see how sexy you are!
**[16:55] ---**
But... No, I just can't!
**[16:59] ---**
Huh? Nishizawa-san?
**[17:02] ---**
I heard her voice...
**[17:04] ---**
Anyway, I just have to hide.
***SIGN*** Sea urchin
**[17:08] ---**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Ow!
**[17:09] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[17:12] ---**
That's weird...
***SIGN*** Crepe Shop
**[17:16] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[17:19] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[17:22] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[17:26] ---**
I wonder what all this is?
**[17:28] ---**
Or, like, crimson alert?
**[17:29] ---**
They look like people from
Momoka-chan's place.
**[17:32] ---**
Did something happen?
**[17:34] ---**
M-Milady has gone missing.
***SIGN*** Beach Hut
**[17:37] ---**
What?
**[17:37] ---**
We have security teams keeping her
under protected surveillance 24/7,
**[17:41] ---**
and yet she suddenly vanished.
**[17:43] ---**
Maybe she got swallowed up by a whale!
**[17:46] ---**
There're all kinds of accidents at sea...
**[17:48] ---**
We will be conducting a thorough search
of the beach, so, if you would excuse me!
**[17:58] ---**
Meanwhile, Momoka-chan knows nothing of this.
**[18:01] ---**
I hope Fuyuki-kun isn't chasing me anymore.
**[18:09] ---**
B-Beautiful...
**[18:12] ---**
I see...
**[18:14] ---**
I see now!
**[18:16] ---**
The reason I came all this way
was to meet you!
**[18:19] ---**
What?
**[18:20] ---**
This is a jewel from the planet Daaishi.
**[18:23] ---**
Huh? Wha?
**[18:25] ---**
Where'd it go?
**[18:26] ---**
I feel like this person's
a little dangerous...
**[18:28] ---**
I'll just...
**[18:30] ---**
Wait, please!
***SIGN*** Grip
**[18:32] ---**
P-Please, marry me!
**[18:36] ---**
We'll be together until death do us part!
**[18:39] ---**
Please let me go!
**[18:41] ---**
I'll die if I let you go!
**[18:43] ---**
I don't care, just let go!
***SIGN*** Trendy
Trendy
Trendy
**[18:45] ---**
I-If that's how it is...
**[18:54] ---**
...I'll never die!
**[19:00] ---**
Because... I love you.
**[19:03] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[19:04] ---**
Momocchi!
**[19:08] ---**
I think we just hit something.
**[19:12] ---**
In that case...
**[19:17] ---**
Milady!
***SIGN*** Trendy Trendy Trendy
**[19:19] ---**
The specialist move of Planet Daaishi,
the Trendy Beam!
**[19:21] ---**
It prevents the target of their love
from moving!
**[19:25] ---**
Huh? What?
**[19:27] ---**
My body won't move...
**[19:29] ---**
I can't speak, either!
**[19:30] ---**
Please... You and I, we must...
**[19:33] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[19:37] ---**
Excuse me.
**[19:39] ---**
P-Paul...?
**[19:41] ---**
Momoka-chan!
**[19:41] ---**
Momoka-san!
**[19:44] ---**
Hey! Don't stare.
**[19:46] ---**
Sorry for interrupting!
**[19:48] ---**
Why don't any of them realize...?
**[19:51] ---**
Now, let's go!
**[19:53] ---**
To the country of our dreams!
**[19:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:01] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:03] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[20:05] ---**
Nishizawa-san is my friend!
**[20:07] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:09] ---**
So a rival in love appears...
**[20:12] ---**
Then... you shall learn the power of my love!
***SIGN*** Trendy
Trendy
Trendy
**[20:17] ---**
Kanchi!
**[20:19] ---**
T-Take me out to the snowland...
**[20:23] ---**
She won't put her swimsuit on.
**[20:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:32] ---**
You son of a...
**[20:34] ---**
Whaddaya think you're
doing to Fuyuki-kun, ya freak?!
**[20:36] ---**
Trendy...
**[20:39] ---**
Your jokes are dated!
**[20:41] ---**
Love is culture!
**[20:47] ---**
You must be glad so many good things
happened today, Brother.
**[20:51] ---**
Ah...
**[20:53] ---**
Trendy...
**[21:00] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[21:02] ---**
Why...?
**[21:04] ---**
You saved me, you know.
**[21:08] ---**
Huh? I did?
**[21:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... How did you know it was me?
**[21:15] ---**
Huh? I'm always looking at you.
Why wouldn't I know?
**[21:21] ---**
Oh, I know.
**[21:23] ---**
What's this?
**[21:25] ---**
I bet you've never seen
a stone like this before.
**[21:27] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:29] ---**
It might even be something extraterrestrial.
**[21:32] ---**
Let's research it in the Occult Club
when summer vacation is over.
**[21:37] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:45] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[21:46] ---**
Lady Momoka!
**[21:48] ---**
Momocchi!
**[21:52] ---**
You frickin' load of idiots!
Can't you tell when it's a bad time?!
**[21:57] ---**
And so, this was Momoka-chan's
faintly happy summer experience.
***SIGN*** Shower
**[22:05] ---**
Young man, I beg of you!
**[22:07] ---**
Please let me marry your younger sister!
**[22:11] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline:
**[22:18] ---**
63 days remain.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:53] ---**
I am the great Viper!
**[23:55] ---**
This time, I'm finally gonna get revenge
on that despicable Keroro Platoon!
**[23:59] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[24:00] ---**
I'm gonna be Dororo-han's wife!
**[24:02] ---**
Who are you guys?!
**[24:03] ---**
Aloha! Nice to meet you! Chiroro here!
**[24:07] ---**
Never mind that! I feel like something big
is gonna happen next time!
**[24:10] ---**
"Dororo & Kunoichi Karara:
Appearing in a Wind Rush, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
A two-parter for you. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E121 - Dororo & Kunoichi Karara: Appearing in a Wind Rush, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ814N/dororo--kunoichi-karara-appearing-in-a-wind-rush-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:32] ---**
What happens twice will happen thrice.
**[01:37] ---**
Do you all remember this troublesome girl,
the Keronian Karara-chan?
**[01:42] ---**
Wind!
**[01:44] ---**
Light!
**[01:46] ---**
Ninja Art: Keron Transformation!
**[02:01] ---**
Dororo & Kunoichi Karara:
Appearing in a Wind Rush, Sir!
**[02:12] ---**
What happens twice will happen thrice.
**[02:14] ---**
You all remember this alien, right?
**[02:18] ---**
Gara gara gara!
**[02:20] ---**
You may know me as a relative of the Viper
once defeated by the Keroro Platoon:
***SIGN*** Viper
***SIGN*** Great-Grandad
**[02:23] ---**
his great-grandad's little brother's
eldest daughter's
***SIGN*** Great-Grandad's Little Brother
***SIGN*** Eldest Daughter
***SIGN*** Adopted Kid
**[02:25] ---**
adopted kid's eldest son's
cousin's second cousin!
***SIGN*** Cousin
***SIGN*** Second Cousin
**[02:28] ---**
And you'd be *wrong!*
**[02:30] ---**
I am the very Viper defeated on that day
by that man named Dororo!
**[02:34] ---**
That very one!
**[02:36] ---**
But I have thrice risen
from the depths of hell!
**[02:40] ---**
All to get revenge on him!
**[02:43] ---**
I came back to life as a cyborg!
**[02:47] ---**
Gara gara gara!
***SIGN*** Mecha Viper (the one and only)
**[02:49] ---**
His name: Mecha Viper,
parenthesis "the one and only!"
**[02:55] ---**
Viper Kick!
**[02:59] ---**
Tch... Not here, gara...
**[03:02] ---**
Lemme guess,
he ran away out of pure fear, gara?
**[03:07] ---**
Gara?
**[03:09] ---**
Something's coming this way, gara...
**[03:12] ---**
For now, let's...
**[03:21] ---**
Kunoichi Karara, appearing in a wind rush!
**[03:25] ---**
Dororo-han!
**[03:26] ---**
Dororo-han, I found you!
**[03:27] ---**
H-Hey... Did you want something?
**[03:31] ---**
Oh, you know very well! Of course, I'm here
to show you the results of my ninja training!
**[03:35] ---**
Don't act so distant to your bride-to-be!
**[03:38] ---**
B-Bride-to-be!
**[03:43] ---**
Ah. I forgot.
**[03:44] ---**
So, um...
**[03:46] ---**
That girl is my best buddy, Chiroro!
**[03:48] ---**
She's my ninja partner!
***SIGN*** Aloha!
**[03:50] ---**
Aloha!
***SIGN*** A-Aloha?
**[03:52] ---**
A-Aloha...?
***SIGN*** Ninjutsu Grand Reveal
***SIGN*** Part One
**[03:54] ---**
Okay, here I go!
Results of ninjutsu training, part one!
**[03:58] ---**
Part one!
**[04:00] ---**
Katon (Fire Release) Jutsu!
***SIGN*** Katon Jutsu
**[04:02] ---**
Buzzzz, buzzzz!
**[04:04] ---**
I'll suck your blood!
**[04:08] ---**
That's a crane fly, silly!
**[04:10] ---**
Kara!
***SIGN*** Katonbo (Crane Fly)
**[04:11] ---**
Incidentally, real crane flies
don't suck blood.
***SIGN*** Ninjutsu Grand Reveal
***SIGN*** Part Two
**[04:16] ---**
Ninjutsu results, part two!
**[04:18] ---**
Part two!
**[04:19] ---**
Doton (Earth Release) Jutsu!
***SIGN*** Doton Jutsu
**[04:23] ---**
That's a futon, silly!
***SIGN*** Puns...
**[04:25] ---**
Futon...
***SIGN*** Ninjutsu Grand Reveal
***SIGN*** Part Three
**[04:27] ---**
Ninjutsu results, part three!
**[04:29] ---**
Part three!
**[04:30] ---**
Suiton (Water Release) Jutsu!
***SIGN*** Suiton Jutsu
**[04:32] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[04:36] ---**
Not suiton soup!
**[04:37] ---**
Suiton soup...
***SIGN*** Ninjutsu Grand Reveal
**[04:40] ---**
Ninjutsu results, part four!
**[04:44] ---**
Tag Jutsu!
**[04:46] ---**
Tag, you're it!
**[04:47] ---**
Wait!
**[04:48] ---**
Wait!
**[04:49] ---**
This way, this way!
**[04:51] ---**
Those little...!
**[04:53] ---**
Waterslide Jutsu!
**[04:55] ---**
Jutsu!
**[04:58] ---**
Will you pests stay put?!
**[05:02] ---**
Come here, you...!
**[05:03] ---**
We're coming in!
**[05:06] ---**
Darn them... Total nuisances...
**[05:09] ---**
I'll get rid of them once and for all!
**[05:11] ---**
Now... where have they hidden themselves?
**[05:18] ---**
You fell for it!
**[05:20] ---**
Now stay put and keep quiet!
**[05:23] ---**
Tag, you're it!
**[05:25] ---**
I'm not...
**[05:27] ---**
...playing!
**[05:30] ---**
Ninja Trick Mansion Jutsu!
**[05:32] ---**
You fell for it again!
***SIGN*** 100 tons
**[05:35] ---**
Dororo-san seems somehow
different from usual.
**[05:38] ---**
What on Earth could have happened...?
**[05:44] ---**
You punks are gonna pay for this, gara!
**[05:47] ---**
Ahh! It's a Viper, mortal enemy of Keronians!
**[05:50] ---**
I'll tear you to pieces, gara!
**[05:53] ---**
I'm scared! Help me!
**[05:57] ---**
Just kidding!
**[05:59] ---**
You're just trying to scare us off by disguising
yourself as a Viper, aren't you, Dororo-han?
**[06:04] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[06:05] ---**
Don't hate me, baby!
**[06:07] ---**
Baby!
**[06:07] ---**
Gahhh! Get away from me, gara!
**[06:10] ---**
They're gonna ruin my plan, gara...
**[06:12] ---**
I'll be back, gara!
**[06:14] ---**
You won't get away!
**[06:15] ---**
Wait, wait!
**[06:22] ---**
Come on, Fuyuki, get in already!
**[06:25] ---**
O-Okay...
**[06:26] ---**
You wanted to finally learn how
to swim this year, didn't you?
**[06:29] ---**
Yes...
**[06:30] ---**
Well, come on, then.
**[06:32] ---**
Caught you!
**[06:34] ---**
Koyuki-chan! You gave me such a fright!
**[06:38] ---**
Fuyuki-san, come on, I'll help you, too!
**[06:40] ---**
What?
**[06:41] ---**
Let's practice swimming!
**[06:44] ---**
O-Okay... But...
**[06:46] ---**
Hey! Over there!
**[06:48] ---**
Don't try stuff like that.
**[06:49] ---**
No, really, look!
**[06:52] ---**
Is that... Karara-chan?
**[06:54] ---**
That's...
**[06:55] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[06:59] ---**
I lost sight of him...
**[07:02] ---**
What in heavens' name?
**[07:04] ---**
Assassin Magic: Afterimage Sight!
**[07:11] ---**
Karara-dono and one other... And...
**[07:14] ---**
A Viper!
**[07:15] ---**
Dororo! We've got trouble!
**[07:17] ---**
Ah, Koyuki-dono...
things are troubling here, too.
**[07:21] ---**
I returned from training to
find things as you see here.
**[07:24] ---**
There are signs that Karara-dono
was here with a Viper!
**[07:27] ---**
Karara... Could you be talking
about that little Keronian girl?
**[07:31] ---**
If so, I saw her just now.
**[07:32] ---**
That Viper guy was with her!
**[07:35] ---**
Heavens! This is a catastrophe!
**[07:37] ---**
Gero! That little rich girl Karara
has been abducted?!
**[07:41] ---**
Indeed.
**[07:42] ---**
It appears as though she was abducted in
the midst of coming to pay me a visit.
***SIGN*** Eyewitness Sketch of Viper - Koyuki
**[07:45] ---**
The culprit is a Viper!
**[07:47] ---**
Koyuki-dono drew me an eyewitness sketch.
**[07:50] ---**
So what's he after?
**[07:52] ---**
It has to be the ransom money!
**[07:55] ---**
Karara was born into
**[07:57] ---**
one of the top corporations on Planet Keron,
**[07:59] ---**
Dobaba Industries.
**[08:02] ---**
I humbly ask you all to join me
in searching for her.
**[08:05] ---**
Well, then, I shall waste no time.
**[08:07] ---**
My apologies.
**[08:09] ---**
That no-good Viper...
**[08:11] ---**
Kidnapping! How low.
**[08:13] ---**
I didn't know Karara
had come to Pekopon again.
**[08:16] ---**
Trouble seems to follow
that little shrimp.
**[08:21] ---**
Okay! Keroro Platoon,
**[08:23] ---**
commence mission "Rescue Milady Karara," sir!
**[08:26] ---**
Roger dodger!
**[08:26] ---**
Roger!
**[08:28] ---**
But before that...
**[08:30] ---**
We'll report this to the
Galaxy News Network, GNN for short,
**[08:33] ---**
and the Intergalactic Net,
and the space police,
**[08:38] ---**
and make this a big, big thing!
**[08:40] ---**
And then we'll get bags of reward money
from the Dobaba family! I get it!
**[08:45] ---**
But as soon as they learn of the incident,
**[08:47] ---**
the Dobaba family's private army
will get involved!
**[08:49] ---**
Those guys... if it's Karara
they're searching for,
***SIGN*** Dobaba Industries Private Army Star Fleet
**[08:52] ---**
I could see them screwing up a
Pekopon or two for that, easy.
**[09:01] ---**
Yeah, but I mean, that's why we're gonna
find her before they arrive, isn't it?
**[09:06] ---**
And at the same time, we'll convince them
to allow Dororo to marry her, sir!
**[09:10] ---**
You are amazing, Mr. Sergeant!
**[09:12] ---**
And then, we'll be able to receive a whole
lot of funding support from the Dobaba family!
**[09:16] ---**
All for the sake of achieving
the Pekopon invasion, sir.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion
Pekopon Invasion
Pekopon Invasion
**[09:21] ---**
How many times have I been
led on by that phrase?
**[09:25] ---**
And I hate the fact that I'm about
to let it happen to me again!
**[09:29] ---**
And just in case things go wrong...
**[09:34] ---**
No problem.
**[09:37] ---**
Okay, then once more: let's get it done!
**[09:41] ---**
Karara-dono... where in the world are you?
**[09:45] ---**
Dororo-han, I found ya!
**[09:47] ---**
Karara-dono!
**[09:49] ---**
I'm so glad you were unharmed.
**[09:51] ---**
Huh? What're ya saying?
**[09:53] ---**
You've been runnin' from me all this time...
**[09:56] ---**
Did ya get tired of the disguise?
**[09:57] ---**
Disguise?
**[09:59] ---**
The Viper disguise!
**[10:00] ---**
Why do ya gotta play dumb like that?
**[10:02] ---**
No... that was someone other than me.
**[10:04] ---**
A true, genuine Viper.
**[10:07] ---**
What? Oh, no! That can't be true!
**[10:10] ---**
If that's true, Chiroro is...
**[10:12] ---**
Well, Chiroro's gone missin'!
**[10:14] ---**
Would this be the other young lady
who was with you in the water mill hut?
**[10:17] ---**
That's right! She's my best buddy!
**[10:20] ---**
I lost sight of them both while we were chasing
him around, and haven't seen them since.
**[10:24] ---**
In that case, Viper may have mistaken
Chiroro-dono for you, and...
**[10:31] ---**
I finally shook off those two pests, gara.
**[10:34] ---**
But...
**[10:35] ---**
I'm not one to abandon my quest for revenge
over something so trivial, gara.
**[10:40] ---**
Aloha!
**[10:42] ---**
Y-You! You're here again, gara!
**[10:45] ---**
Teach me Pekopon-style ninjutsu, Dororo-san!
**[10:48] ---**
No! I'm not Dororo, gara!
**[10:51] ---**
Yes, yes, okay, okay.
**[10:53] ---**
So teach me, Dororo-san!
**[10:55] ---**
Gaaahh! I couldn't care less
about that, gara!
**[10:58] ---**
Don't follow me any more, gara!
**[11:03] ---**
She won't find me in here.
**[11:05] ---**
Gara gara gara...
**[11:06] ---**
Teach me Pekopon-style ninjutsu!
**[11:09] ---**
Nooooo!
**[11:10] ---**
Garagara... garagara...
**[11:13] ---**
Come on! Teach me!
**[11:15] ---**
No! Get away! Get awaaaayyyy!!
**[11:18] ---**
Please please please please please!
**[11:25] ---**
Why do I have to get chased around
by this little Keronian brat, gara?
**[11:32] ---**
Gara!
**[11:33] ---**
I'm the great Viper! The mortal
enemy of Keronians, gara!
**[11:38] ---**
I'm done playing around, gara.
**[11:40] ---**
Dororo-san, you really like
that disguise, don't you?
**[11:46] ---**
Um. Now's not the time
to be laughing, Chiroro-chan.
**[11:49] ---**
This guy's a real Viper!
**[11:51] ---**
H-Hurry up and run!
**[11:53] ---**
Gara gara gara gara gara...
**[12:03] ---**
I'm done playing around, gara.
**[12:06] ---**
Dororo-san, you really like
that disguise, don't you?
**[12:12] ---**
Gara gara gara gara gara...
**[12:17] ---**
Gara gara gara gara!
**[12:22] ---**
Teach me Pekopon-style ninjutsu!
**[12:28] ---**
Tie together cherry stems inside your mouth
**[12:31] ---**
and make the Tokyo Tower.
**[12:33] ---**
Huh?
**[12:35] ---**
It's your homework!
**[12:36] ---**
I forbid you from appearing in front
of me again until you can do it, gara.
**[12:41] ---**
Farewell, gara!
**[12:45] ---**
I will find Chiroro-dono, without fail.
**[12:48] ---**
I implore you to stay behind
and calmly wait for our return.
**[12:51] ---**
No way! I can't leave Chiroro
when she's in trouble in my place!
**[12:55] ---**
What an unreasonable child.
**[12:57] ---**
Then I will simply have to
leave you behind. I am sorry!
**[13:01] ---**
She can keep up with me... This is...
**[13:03] ---**
I did some intense training on a space
distance-learning ninja course, y'know!
**[13:08] ---**
I am truly impressed.
**[13:10] ---**
You may well have the innate nature
necessary to become a shinobi.
**[13:19] ---**
There's no way she'll be able
to solve that homework, gara.
**[13:22] ---**
I'll never see her again, gara.
**[13:26] ---**
Barkeep! Cream soda, please!
**[13:29] ---**
With lots of cherries.
**[13:31] ---**
YOU!
***SIGN*** Aloha
**[13:32] ---**
Aloha!
**[13:41] ---**
Ch-Cherries...
**[13:46] ---**
I finished my homework!
***SIGN*** Tokyo Tower
**[13:49] ---**
Th-That's impossible!
**[13:51] ---**
So come on! Teach me! Pekopon-style ninjutsu!
**[13:54] ---**
You're so annoying, gara.
**[13:56] ---**
Teach me! Teach me!
**[13:59] ---**
Teach me!
**[14:02] ---**
Daddy, teach me!
**[14:04] ---**
How to make a Tokyo Tower!
**[14:06] ---**
Teach me! Teach me!
**[14:10] ---**
She...
**[14:12] ---**
She frickin' reminds me of the kid
my ex-wife picked up.
**[14:17] ---**
Fine.
**[14:19] ---**
I'll play along with your game
for a while, gara.
**[14:21] ---**
Woo!
**[14:22] ---**
Gaahhh! Don't do that!
**[14:25] ---**
For now let's just go get something to eat.
**[14:28] ---**
Woo! Food, food!
**[14:31] ---**
What's all this bustle about, gara?
**[14:33] ---**
This is a special news bulletin.
**[14:35] ---**
The young daughter of the
owner of Dobaba Industries,
**[14:38] ---**
a major conglomerate on Planet Keron in
the Toad Nebula, was kidnapped today.
**[14:41] ---**
Huh?
**[14:42] ---**
Is your buddy a rich girl, gara?
***SIGN*** Eyewitness Sketch of Viper - Koyuki
**[14:45] ---**
The culprit has been identified as a
member of the notorious Viper family.
**[14:49] ---**
Gara?!
**[14:54] ---**
Did you kidnap Karara, Dororo-san?
**[14:57] ---**
What?!
**[14:58] ---**
Of course not, gara!
**[15:00] ---**
Mecha Viper Transform!
**[15:03] ---**
Wow! It's a transformation jutsu!
**[15:06] ---**
Heh... I'm an old guy.
**[15:08] ---**
We ask anyone who may have
an idea about this person
**[15:11] ---**
to please contact the space police.
**[15:14] ---**
This is a special news bulletin.
**[15:14] ---**
I've been completely framed, gara.
**[15:16] ---**
The young daughter of the
owner of Dobaba Industries,
**[15:17] ---**
What is going on here, gara?
**[15:22] ---**
This is Poyan. Searching D block.
**[15:25] ---**
No sight of the culprit, poya.
**[15:28] ---**
I'm definitely going to bring him in
and rake him across the coals, poya!
**[15:31] ---**
I'm innocent!
**[15:33] ---**
So why am I in this extremely
risky situation?!
**[15:37] ---**
Dororo-san! Help me look for Karara!
**[15:40] ---**
I know!
**[15:43] ---**
Well, she's nowhere on the
ground that I can see.
**[15:46] ---**
All that's left is Alien Town.
**[15:49] ---**
The Dobaba family's private army
will be here any moment.
**[15:52] ---**
For cryin' out loud. You see
what your greed brings?
**[15:57] ---**
Never mind that.
**[15:59] ---**
Let's just take a break here
and fill our bellies.
**[16:01] ---**
I've been walking so long,
I feel pretty hungry.
***SIGN*** Tanmen
Miso
Gomoku
Shoyu
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[16:06] ---**
Hey, why are you doing this?
**[16:09] ---**
Th-That's... of course... to gather intel!
**[16:15] ---**
Found you!
**[16:16] ---**
The K-Keroro Platoon!
**[16:17] ---**
I can't believe they saw through
my perfect disguise!
**[16:21] ---**
Old man, tanmen, please!
**[16:22] ---**
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[16:26] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[16:29] ---**
That girl was...
**[16:30] ---**
...a Keronian!
**[16:32] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[16:34] ---**
Dororo!
**[16:35] ---**
Ohh, Dororo! Where have you been?
**[16:38] ---**
I've been worrying about you, sir!
**[16:41] ---**
Yeah, right. You forgot all about him.
**[16:44] ---**
Gero?
**[16:45] ---**
Who's that cosplay girl?
**[16:47] ---**
Ah! You're Karara!
**[16:49] ---**
What?!
**[16:50] ---**
It's been a long time!
**[16:52] ---**
Then that means!
**[16:53] ---**
We've succeeded in our mission
to rescue milady Karara!
**[16:57] ---**
Wow. Nice job, Dororo-kun, nice job!
**[17:00] ---**
Although you say that, the truth is that
Karara-dono was never abducted at all.
**[17:04] ---**
Huh? What?
**[17:07] ---**
The one who was abducted...
**[17:09] ---**
...was my best buddy, Chiroro!
**[17:11] ---**
She's the one with me here...
**[17:13] ---**
Kero?
**[17:14] ---**
I feel like I have seen that girl.
**[17:15] ---**
Oh, right! Do you recognize this?
**[17:18] ---**
Ah! That's Chiroro's mask!
**[17:20] ---**
That means...
**[17:22] ---**
...that guy was Viper!
**[17:24] ---**
Lady Karara.
**[17:26] ---**
Huh?
**[17:27] ---**
So... is this Chiroro-chan's family rich?
**[17:30] ---**
I told you to stop being greedy!
**[17:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, have you always been such
a stone-cold heartless man?
**[17:35] ---**
A scrooge without blood or tears?!
**[17:37] ---**
I feel like my whole personality
has been rejected!
**[17:40] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[17:42] ---**
H-Hey, wait a minute.
**[17:44] ---**
Who said we're stopping?
**[17:47] ---**
Yes! I will not let this end here, sir!
**[17:50] ---**
I have to make it so that
we saved the girl from Viper,
**[17:54] ---**
so we can get the reward money!
**[17:56] ---**
Oh no! Owowow! My stomach! It's suddenly...
**[17:59] ---**
J-Just... one sec, bathroom.
**[18:04] ---**
Do you know those Keronians, Dororo-san?
**[18:08] ---**
They're... my mortal enemies!
**[18:12] ---**
He is taking his time.
**[18:14] ---**
Where in blazes has he gone?
**[18:16] ---**
We can't just dawdle around here!
**[18:19] ---**
I've gotta go look for Chiroro!
**[18:21] ---**
Karara-dono!
**[18:22] ---**
Don't worry 'bout me!
***SIGN*** Viper (?)
**[18:28] ---**
Viper parenthesis "question mark"!
**[18:31] ---**
That's a Viper!
**[18:34] ---**
Wait!
**[18:37] ---**
Wait!
**[18:44] ---**
Don't move!
**[18:46] ---**
If you move, her life is forfeit!
**[18:49] ---**
Let me go! Let me go!
**[18:51] ---**
Curse you...
**[18:52] ---**
You coward!
**[18:53] ---**
Yeah, yeah, talk all you want!
**[18:54] ---**
I am Viper the kidnapper!
**[19:01] ---**
It's Karara! We found Karara!
**[19:04] ---**
Who is that guy, gara?
**[19:06] ---**
Please save Karara, Dororo-san!
**[19:12] ---**
So far, everything's going according to plan!
**[19:14] ---**
Let me go! Let me go!
**[19:16] ---**
Fine, then I'll just have to...
Karara Ninja Art!
**[19:18] ---**
Shurashushu Shuriken!
**[19:23] ---**
Trying to play smart, are ya?!
**[19:25] ---**
Somebody save me!
**[19:27] ---**
Please, Dororo-san! Hurry, save Karara!
**[19:31] ---**
B-But that would be a
betrayal of my family...
**[19:37] ---**
If you wanna save the kid,
stand outta my way!
**[19:41] ---**
Don't you care what happens to her?!
**[19:44] ---**
Please, Dororo-san!
**[19:48] ---**
This is all to clear myself of
those false accusations, gara!
**[19:54] ---**
What?
**[19:55] ---**
Gara!
**[19:57] ---**
Two Vipers?!
**[19:59] ---**
Now! Armor up!!
**[20:08] ---**
Another Dororo-san! Then...
**[20:11] ---**
Let that girl go, gara!
**[20:13] ---**
I was so close!
**[20:16] ---**
Gero!
**[20:17] ---**
Ultra Ballistic... Twin Flame Slash!
**[20:23] ---**
I feel like I'm supposed to be hit, sir!
**[20:33] ---**
I feel like I'm supposed to blow up!
**[20:35] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[20:37] ---**
Karara!
**[20:40] ---**
Are you all right?
**[20:44] ---**
Giroro-han...
**[20:45] ---**
I... I'll give up on Dororo-han...
**[20:47] ---**
I'll be your bride instead!
**[20:49] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[20:51] ---**
Listen, I... I... I have Nats—
**[20:53] ---**
Giroro-han!
**[20:54] ---**
Stop! I...
**[20:56] ---**
What in the world...
**[20:58] ---**
...is this?!
**[21:01] ---**
The commander asked me for a backup plan.
**[21:03] ---**
To turn into a Viper himself and
make it as if we saved Karara.
**[21:07] ---**
And so this duplicitous plan was prepared.
**[21:10] ---**
To fool the enemy, you have to
fool your friends first, they say.
**[21:13] ---**
Anyway... the Viper suit I made
for the commander...
**[21:17] ---**
...it's busted up pretty bad.
**[21:19] ---**
What an underhanded tactic.
**[21:21] ---**
Yet, on the other hand...
**[21:23] ---**
It seems that I have been laboring
under a grave misconception.
**[21:26] ---**
My humblest apologies.
**[21:28] ---**
The day may yet come when
Keronians and the Viper tribe
**[21:31] ---**
are able to live together in harmony.
**[21:37] ---**
I am a Viper.
**[21:39] ---**
I'll be mortal enemy to you Keronians
'til I'm dead in the ground.
**[21:43] ---**
Dororo-san! Ah, no, wrong... Viper-san!
**[21:46] ---**
Teach me next time we meet, okay?!
**[21:49] ---**
Your Viper-style transformation
jutsu! Promise me!
**[21:56] ---**
Gero?!
**[21:57] ---**
This is...
**[21:58] ---**
There'll be plenty of time for you to tell me
all the details over at the station, poya!
**[22:02] ---**
Gero!
**[22:04] ---**
There's a good reason for...
There's a reeeeason!
**[22:05] ---**
There's a lesson to learn from all of this...
if you follow an adult you don't know,
**[22:06] ---**
Please wait! I didn't mean anything bad!
**[22:08] ---**
you don't know what might happen to you.
**[22:10] ---**
Listen, listen! Please, please!
**[22:11] ---**
Be careful, everyone.
**[22:13] ---**
I'm sorry, ma'am!!
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline: 56 days remain.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
It's Natsumi. I love summer!
***SIGN*** Kero
**[23:55] ---**
It's so nice, isn't it?
**[23:56] ---**
The beach, watermelons,
fireworks, yukatas, and, umm...
**[24:00] ---**
Super-spicy curries and scary stories.
***SIGN*** Self-Censoring Broadcast...
**[24:03] ---**
Rejected!
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that!
Trough... man... trauma!
**[24:07] ---**
"Kululu: The Cursed DVD, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Natsumi: Everything's Banned, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Banned
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E122 - Kululu: The Cursed DVD, Sir! / Natsumi: Everything's Banned, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDK1M/kululu-the-cursed-dvd-sir--natsumi-everythings-banned-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
It's almost the end of summer vacation,
but how is yours going?
***SIGN*** Laze
**[01:36] ---**
I have nothing to do, so I can't
wait to get back to school!
**[01:39] ---**
Is there anyone who feels that way?
**[01:41] ---**
No, huh?
**[01:43] ---**
I'm bored...
**[01:46] ---**
Are there any interesting DVDs here?
**[01:50] ---**
*Gone With the Money.*
**[01:52] ---**
*All's Well on the Pekoponian Front.*
*Monday the 13th.*
***SIGN*** Gatarian
New Year's Cards From a Battlefield
Citizen Keron
I Call Him From the Center of the World
Ke-rocky
Hoi Story 2
The Silence of the Frogs
**[01:57] ---**
*One Voicemail.* *New Year's Cards
from a Battlefield. Ke-rocky.*
**[02:00] ---**
*The Silence of the Frogs.*
**[02:03] ---**
I've seen them all.
**[02:06] ---**
Maybe I'll borrow one from Private Tamama.
***SIGN*** Tsun and Dere The Double Character of Love Let's Eat a Lot and Get Bigger Perfect Recipes for Making Sweets
**[02:09] ---**
How about something like this?
**[02:11] ---**
They are really interesting!
**[02:13] ---**
M-Maybe next time...
***SIGN*** Military Manual Compendium Full Metal Pekopon War
**[02:17] ---**
If you're interested in this,
I'll lend them to you anytime.
**[02:20] ---**
N-No, thanks...
**[02:25] ---**
What is the matter, Commander-dono?
***SIGN*** The Zazen
16-hour Special
**[02:28] ---**
N-Nothing...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[02:31] ---**
Kululu, are you in?
**[02:33] ---**
Huh? You're not here?
**[02:36] ---**
Gero?
**[02:37] ---**
What's this DVD?
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[02:41] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Do Not Open Cursed DVD You don't want to see this!
**[02:42] ---**
"Do Not Open." *Cursed DVD.*
**[02:45] ---**
"You don't want to see this!"
**[02:46] ---**
I-Is this...?
**[02:49] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[02:54] ---**
Kululu: The Cursed DVD, Sir!
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[02:59] ---**
Kululu is twisted, so a DVD that says
"You don't want to see this"
**[03:03] ---**
must actually be
really entertaining, sir!
**[03:07] ---**
Okay. I can't wait to see
what kind of DVD it is.
***SIGN*** Do Not Open
**[03:16] ---**
"Whoever sees this will
have the devil to pay.
***SIGN*** If you want to be saved...
***SIGN*** Ku-ku-ku...
**[03:19] ---**
If you want to be saved...
**[03:21] ---**
...ku-ku-ku..."
**[03:23] ---**
Kululu must be going soft if he thinks
claptrap like this will scare me!
***SIGN*** The End
**[03:34] ---**
That's it?!
***SIGN*** This operation is not allowed.
**[03:38] ---**
What is this?!
**[03:40] ---**
Stupid Kululu! He got
my hopes up for nothing!
**[03:44] ---**
Keroro-san, you shouldn't
have played that DVD.
**[03:48] ---**
Sheesh! Wasting my precious time...
**[03:51] ---**
I'm gonna give Kululu a piece of my mind!
**[03:59] ---**
Why? How?
**[04:03] ---**
Glance...
**[04:10] ---**
Strange...
**[04:12] ---**
Maybe I'm tired...
**[04:17] ---**
I... I didn't do anything!
**[04:19] ---**
S-Stay away from me! Gero?!
**[04:23] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[04:25] ---**
Gero?! Was there a tiger horse...
**[04:28] ---**
I mean, a monster in the hallway?
**[04:31] ---**
What are you talking about?
There wasn't anything.
**[04:34] ---**
Here's the game I borrowed from you.
**[04:36] ---**
Huh?
**[04:38] ---**
Then I had a vision?
**[04:40] ---**
A vision?
**[04:42] ---**
No, it couldn't be...
**[04:48] ---**
Gero!
**[04:51] ---**
What is that?!
**[04:53] ---**
I don't know!
**[04:54] ---**
It was there when I opened the door before!
**[04:58] ---**
Hey, stupid frog! It's your turn
to do the laundry today.
**[05:09] ---**
What is that?!
**[05:12] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I baked cookies!
**[05:21] ---**
Hey, stupid frog, what's this about?!
**[05:25] ---**
Actually, I have no idea myself.
**[05:28] ---**
So when someone comes into the room,
nothing's out there,
**[05:33] ---**
but if we try to leave,
that weird monster is out there.
**[05:37] ---**
Then we can't leave this room?!
**[05:41] ---**
Uncle! It's time for your massage!
**[05:44] ---**
Or, like, meeting promptly?
**[05:46] ---**
Don't close it!
**[05:49] ---**
Or, like, barring entry?
**[05:53] ---**
Commander-dono,
I have brought that zazen DVD.
**[05:58] ---**
That's it.
**[06:00] ---**
We'll use this to go to another room.
**[06:08] ---**
Sarge, where does this door lead?
**[06:11] ---**
Actually, that's just a painting.
**[06:16] ---**
Huh? Oh, yeah.
***SIGN*** Just a Painting
**[06:18] ---**
I didn't realize it.
**[06:20] ---**
Don't do confusing stuff at a time like this!
**[06:23] ---**
So this whole room is a trap
without any exit?
**[06:27] ---**
Or, like, one-way traffic?
**[06:30] ---**
Why do I have to be shut up in here?!
**[06:33] ---**
I guess it's because of that cursed DVD.
**[06:36] ---**
Cursed DVD?
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[06:38] ---**
It all started after I played this DVD
I found in Kululu's room.
**[06:43] ---**
Why did you borrow a
suspicious DVD like that?
**[06:47] ---**
I thought the packaging was camouflage.
**[06:50] ---**
Don't tell me you took it from Kululu's
room without even asking him?!
**[06:54] ---**
That's it!
**[06:56] ---**
There's still Giroro!
**[07:00] ---**
Skull 1, Skull 1. If you
receive this, please respond.
**[07:04] ---**
This is White Rock. If you
receive this, please respond.
**[07:08] ---**
This is Skull 1.
**[07:09] ---**
I was just about to go to your room.
**[07:12] ---**
Yes!
**[07:13] ---**
Skull 1, I want you to listen
carefully to what I'm about to say.
**[07:21] ---**
Okay. Go ahead.
**[07:35] ---**
What is this mood?
***SIGN*** Exercising Self-Imposed Restraint
**[07:39] ---**
Why did you walk right in?!
**[07:41] ---**
You should've picked up on the tension!
**[07:42] ---**
I have lost respect for you!
**[07:44] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[07:45] ---**
I don't believe you, Corporal!
**[07:49] ---**
Why?
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[07:51] ---**
If we play it backwards, things
will probably go back to normal.
**[07:55] ---**
What if we turn it over and then play it?
**[07:58] ---**
Let's just destroy it!
**[08:01] ---**
M-Mois-dono, please refrain
from destroying it.
**[08:05] ---**
F-For now, let's try
playing it one more time.
**[08:09] ---**
What are you talking about?!
That's how all this started!
**[08:13] ---**
We've got nothing to lose!
**[08:16] ---**
It's like fighting fire with fire.
***SIGN*** The End
**[08:22] ---**
Has anything changed?
**[08:23] ---**
No. There's nothing.
**[08:27] ---**
What?
**[08:28] ---**
I don't know...
**[08:31] ---**
Up! Up!
**[08:34] ---**
Gero! What is this?!
**[08:36] ---**
The ceiling's coming down!
**[08:38] ---**
And there's a spinning propeller!
**[08:40] ---**
At this rate, we'll be torn apart
by the propeller!
**[08:43] ---**
Or, like, total despair?
**[08:47] ---**
Giroro! Wake up already!
**[08:48] ---**
Take responsibility by giving the
monster out there a whupping!
**[08:53] ---**
W-What the heck are you?!
***SIGN*** Exercising Self-Imposed Restraint...
***SIGN*** Heroic
Misery
Gruesome
Cruel
Bludgeon
Nightmare
Massacre
Merciless
Destruction
Obliteration
**[09:02] ---**
Tiger horse...
**[09:04] ---**
What are you doing, you useless lout?!
**[09:07] ---**
You're the useless one!
**[09:09] ---**
Jeez! What are we gonna do?
**[09:11] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:13] ---**
Since it's come to this...
**[09:16] ---**
...I'll just have to open this door!
**[09:18] ---**
But that door's just a painting, right?
***SIGN*** Just a Painting
***SIGN*** Two-dimensional World Anime Setup Let Sleeping Dogs Lie Keep Things Consistent Play It By Ear Pre-established Harmony Desperation
**[09:21] ---**
The people who are watching don't know that.
**[09:24] ---**
And no one's called me on it...
**[09:27] ---**
That's ridiculous!
**[09:28] ---**
Shut up, shut up!
**[09:30] ---**
I didn't ask for your opinion!
**[09:33] ---**
It opened!
**[09:34] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[09:37] ---**
Yes! No tiger horse out there!
**[09:39] ---**
Let's get out of here, everyone!
**[09:55] ---**
Or, like, perfect escape?
**[09:57] ---**
Not quite...
**[09:59] ---**
Overconfidence can be very dangerous.
**[10:09] ---**
We're back to normal!
**[10:11] ---**
Yay!
**[10:12] ---**
We did it!
**[10:14] ---**
Or, like, nicely settled?
**[10:17] ---**
Well, we made it back, happily ever after.
**[10:22] ---**
Jeez. Next time, don't bring us into it.
**[10:25] ---**
Starfruit, everyone!
**[10:28] ---**
Kululu, you rat...
**[10:34] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[10:35] ---**
We were in a dicey situation,
and it's all your fault!
**[10:37] ---**
What are you referring to?
**[10:40] ---**
This! Thanks to this,
we had to hole up in my room,
***SIGN*** Cursed DVD
**[10:43] ---**
the ceiling came down, and there
was a tiger horse outside the door!
***SIGN*** The End
**[10:54] ---**
Gero?
**[10:56] ---**
A tiger horse, eh?
**[10:58] ---**
Gero!
**[10:59] ---**
Did it look like this?
**[11:01] ---**
Gero!
**[11:03] ---**
E-Everyone, Kululu's face...
**[11:06] ---**
It looked like this?
**[11:07] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[11:23] ---**
It's bad manners to borrow something from
your friend without permission, everyone.
**[11:28] ---**
It may cost you dearly.
**[11:41] ---**
It really is hot, isn't it?
**[11:44] ---**
When it's hot like this,
doesn't it make you irritated?
**[11:47] ---**
Things that usually don't bother you
**[11:50] ---**
suddenly get on your nerves.
**[11:53] ---**
Like you!
***SIGN*** Narration Banned
**[11:56] ---**
Narration is banned!
**[12:02] ---**
Natsumi: Everything's Banned, Sir!
**[12:08] ---**
Hardboiled.
**[12:10] ---**
Being cold-hearted, ruthless, unfeeling.
**[12:12] ---**
Carrying out a mission is a way of life.
**[12:16] ---**
Cold-heartedly polishing a weapon...
***SIGN*** Recoilless Ground to-Air/Ship Rocket Launcher Matchlock Heat Gun
**[12:19] ---**
Ruthlessly putting sticky notes
in a weapons catalog...
***SIGN*** Fight Each Other in a Friendly Fashion! Soft Hammer Set Monthly Weapon Catalog Special Feature: Is there still time?! This summer, establish the lead with your rival!
**[12:25] ---**
Sitting unfeelingly before a campfire...
**[12:33] ---**
It's hot...
**[12:34] ---**
On the battlefield, he's a red ogre...
make that a *demon!*
**[12:37] ---**
He's the living example of "hardboiled."
And his name is...
**[12:41] ---**
Hey, Giroro!
**[12:44] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[12:46] ---**
W-What do you want?
**[12:47] ---**
Don't stand behind me...
**[12:54] ---**
What was that for?!
**[12:55] ---**
It's uncomfortably hot!
***SIGN*** Maximum Temperature 36 Degrees C
**[12:58] ---**
A-A campfire is indispensable for survival!
**[13:01] ---**
Don't waste your breath!
**[13:02] ---**
W-Wait a second...
***SIGN*** Tense
Tense
Tense
Tense
**[13:04] ---**
Campfires are banned!
**[13:08] ---**
Sheesh!
**[13:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi is in a bad mood, huh?
**[13:14] ---**
Gero?
**[13:15] ---**
I'm going to the library.
**[13:17] ---**
I... I thought we were gonna
play this video game...
**[13:19] ---**
Sorry.
***SIGN*** Tense
Tense
Tense
Tense
**[13:21] ---**
This heat makes Sis a walking
time bomb, so change of plans.
**[13:25] ---**
When she gets like this,
everything is banned.
**[13:29] ---**
Everything is banned?
**[13:31] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Occult
**[13:32] ---**
I couldn't take it if she put
a moratorium on the occult.
***SIGN*** Banned
**[13:35] ---**
Banned!
**[13:38] ---**
You should evacuate too, Sarge.
**[13:41] ---**
See you later!
**[13:43] ---**
Hey, Master Fuyuki...
**[13:45] ---**
"Evacuate." He exaggerates!
***SIGN*** Shudder
**[13:49] ---**
Gulp!
***SIGN*** Tense
Tense
Tense
Tense
**[13:53] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi!
**[13:54] ---**
How are you today?
**[13:57] ---**
You didn't finish cleaning the toilets!
**[14:00] ---**
I bet you were working on
your Gundam models again!
**[14:03] ---**
Actually, I was...
**[14:05] ---**
Gundam models are banned for you!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[14:07] ---**
Gundam models... banned?!
***SIGN*** Banned
**[14:09] ---**
Gero!
**[14:12] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi?
**[14:13] ---**
Think calmly about this.
**[14:16] ---**
I'm sure there are better things
to ban than Gundam models.
**[14:20] ---**
Like what?
**[14:21] ---**
Um... well...
**[14:24] ---**
I know!
**[14:27] ---**
I... I'm a soldier.
**[14:30] ---**
I have a strong will, discipline,
**[14:33] ---**
and am like an immovable mountain.
**[14:40] ---**
Natsumi!
**[14:42] ---**
Have you come to apologize after
feeling bad about imposing
**[14:45] ---**
your campfire ban nonsense?
**[14:47] ---**
That is a violation.
**[14:48] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[14:58] ---**
That is a violation.
**[15:01] ---**
Natsumi! No...
**[15:04] ---**
What are you?!
**[15:05] ---**
I am Violation Patrol Machine 723.
**[15:09] ---**
My mission is to crack down on violations.
**[15:11] ---**
This area has been designated
as a weapons-free zone.
**[15:15] ---**
What?! Gimme a break!
**[15:17] ---**
Who decided that and when?!
***SIGN*** Originator: Hinata Natsumi No! Absolutely not! Effective as of 1:43 pm today
**[15:19] ---**
Hinata Natsumi put that rule
into effect today at 1:43 pm.
**[15:24] ---**
Natsumi?! And I was just
**[15:26] ---**
polishing my rifle!
***SIGN*** Originator: Hinata Natsumi No! Absolutely not! Effective as of 1:43 pm today
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[15:28] ---**
Weapons are weapons.
**[15:30] ---**
Please cooperate for the sake
of a happy, healthy way of life.
**[15:34] ---**
Normally, I would shoot a thing
like this right out of the air...
**[15:38] ---**
...but that design is underhanded!
**[15:40] ---**
Giroro!
**[15:42] ---**
Fine!
**[15:43] ---**
You have no problem if I
just leave this area, right?
**[15:47] ---**
That is a violation.
***SIGN*** Eye Beam
Has the destructive capability
of piercing 723 sheets of iron!
**[15:50] ---**
Love Beam! It has the destructive capability
of piercing 723 sheets of iron.
**[15:56] ---**
Darn it!
**[15:57] ---**
That is a violation.
***SIGN*** Summer Blizzard: Freezes everything at -723 degrees!
**[16:00] ---**
Summer Blizzard!
**[16:01] ---**
It freezes everything
to the tune of minus 723 degrees!
**[16:04] ---**
I'm frozen stiff...
**[16:06] ---**
That is a violation.
**[16:08] ---**
Summer Fire! 723-degree flames!
***SIGN*** Summer Fire: 723-degree flames!
A real number conveys
a vivid idea of how hot it is!
**[16:11] ---**
A real number conveys a
vivid idea of how hot it is!
**[16:14] ---**
Please have good manners for
the sake of a cheerful society.
**[16:18] ---**
This way, you don't have trouble
yourself, Lady Natsumi.
**[16:21] ---**
This wonderful device is on the
lookout for everything that you ban.
**[16:24] ---**
What do you think?
**[16:26] ---**
It's okay.
**[16:28] ---**
Right? Right?
**[16:29] ---**
I was just about to have Kululu
**[16:31] ---**
mass-produce 723, so a complete
**[16:34] ---**
weapons ban can be achieved.
**[16:38] ---**
So please! Please lift the ban on
my Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Tense
Tense
Tense
Tense
**[16:44] ---**
Gero!
**[16:48] ---**
Fine. But if you slack off
on doing your chores again,
**[16:52] ---**
you know what'll happen.
**[16:53] ---**
R-Roger, ma'am!
**[16:56] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[16:58] ---**
You...
**[17:00] ---**
I... I'm sure I won't have
any problems if I'm in here.
**[17:10] ---**
All right...
**[17:13] ---**
That is a violation.
**[17:15] ---**
Hot!
**[17:18] ---**
Rats!
**[17:20] ---**
Now I'm determined.
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[17:22] ---**
That is a violation.
**[17:27] ---**
This should be...
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[17:31] ---**
That is a violation.
**[17:32] ---**
Darn it!
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[17:34] ---**
That is a violation!
**[17:36] ---**
Weapons may be hazardous to your health.
**[17:37] ---**
That is a violation.
**[17:38] ---**
You have a weapon fixation.
**[17:48] ---**
I should be fine all the way up here, right?
**[17:54] ---**
All right, let's expand the area a bit more
and increase the sensitivity.
***SIGN*** 723: Sensitivity Area
**[17:58] ---**
That is a violation.
**[18:00] ---**
You...!
**[18:16] ---**
That is a violation!
**[18:19] ---**
Darn it. Then never mind
the Pekopon invasion.
**[18:22] ---**
There's not even a place for me here.
**[18:25] ---**
Don't tell me that's...
**[18:27] ---**
That's what Natsumi wants?
**[18:31] ---**
If that's the case...
**[18:37] ---**
Farewell, Natsumi.
**[18:39] ---**
In order to master the hardboiled path...
**[18:44] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[18:47] ---**
So I advised Lady Natsumi to ban weapons!
**[18:51] ---**
That's my Mr. Sergeant! You're a rascal!
**[18:55] ---**
If she banned sweets...
**[18:58] ---**
If she banned Gundam models...
**[19:01] ---**
I couldn't take it!
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha!
**[19:04] ---**
Gero!
**[19:06] ---**
So that's what it is.
**[19:09] ---**
You dared to make light of a soldier's soul!
**[19:13] ---**
Gero!
**[19:14] ---**
I was just going along with
Lady Natsumi's wishes!
**[19:18] ---**
Weapons are a violation!
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[19:23] ---**
That is a violation.
**[19:29] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[19:31] ---**
See? I told you so!
**[19:34] ---**
You two are also in violation.
**[19:36] ---**
That is a violation.
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[19:38] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[19:39] ---**
He's the one with the weapon!
**[19:41] ---**
Hey! You had better wait another ten years
before picking a fight with Mr. Sergeant...
**[19:48] ---**
Why...?
**[19:50] ---**
You're holding an article
that can scrape an object.
***SIGN*** Filing Iron: Attacking Power Blunt Weapon: Attacking Power
**[19:53] ---**
It is clearly a weapon that
possesses destructive force.
***SIGN*** Farting: Attacking Power Tamama Impact: Attacking Power Boxing: Attacking Power
**[19:56] ---**
Your entire body is a weapon.
**[19:59] ---**
Your very existence is a violation.
**[20:01] ---**
Darn it!
**[20:04] ---**
Please stop committing violations.
**[20:06] ---**
Otherwise, we will kill you.
**[20:09] ---**
Is it my imagination?
They seem a little out of control.
**[20:13] ---**
Violator detected. Violator detected.
**[20:16] ---**
Using a weapon in the kitchen.
**[20:19] ---**
Rush to the kitchen. Rush to the kitchen.
**[20:23] ---**
Kitchen?! They mean...
**[20:26] ---**
It's finally cooled off.
**[20:29] ---**
It was so hot this afternoon that
I couldn't help feeling annoyed.
***SIGN*** Casually
**[20:32] ---**
I'd better apologize to Giroro.
**[20:34] ---**
Weapon found! Weapon found!
**[20:37] ---**
That is a violation.
**[20:39] ---**
That is a violation.
**[20:41] ---**
This area has been designated
a weapon-free zone.
**[20:44] ---**
M-Me?
**[20:46] ---**
You are holding a very dangerous weapon.
***SIGN*** Paring Knife: Attacking Power
**[20:49] ---**
Therefore, you shall be punished.
**[20:51] ---**
Weapon? What punishment?
**[20:54] ---**
That is a violation. That is a violation.
**[20:57] ---**
That is a violation. That is a violation.
**[21:00] ---**
Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[21:06] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:06] ---**
Gimme that!
**[21:11] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro, a daredevil soldier.
**[21:12] ---**
All of you are in violation!
**[21:14] ---**
Huh? I... I possess a weapon...
***SIGN*** Summer Fire: Attacking Power
Love Beam: Attacking Power
Summer Blizzard: Attacking Power
Weapons Banned
**[21:16] [SONG] ---**
My password is "giro giro giro."
***SIGN*** Summer Fire: Attacking Power
Love Beam: Attacking Power
Summer Blizzard: Attacking Power
Weapons Banned
**[21:18] ---**
I possess a... possess a weapon...
**[21:20] [SONG] ---**
Lucky number, 723.
***SIGN*** Weapons Banned
**[21:22] ---**
I possess a weapon and am
therefore in violation.
**[21:25] ---**
In violation! In violation!
In violation! In violation!
**[21:30] ---**
Look out!
**[21:32] ---**
Love Beam! Summer Fire!
**[21:41] ---**
They can look for violations
on the other side.
**[21:45] ---**
Um, Giroro...
**[21:48] ---**
About today...
**[21:49] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[21:51] ---**
Don't be.
**[21:55] ---**
It doesn't suit you.
***SIGN*** Apologizing to me is a violation.
**[21:59] ---**
Apologizing to me is a violation.
**[22:05] ---**
Even if it makes him blush,
**[22:07] ---**
he's a man who sticks to his own way of life.
***SIGN*** Apologizing to me
is a violation.
**[22:10] ---**
That is hardboiled Corporal Giroro.
**[22:14] ---**
Of course.
**[22:16] ---**
There are 49 days left until
the Pekopon invasion deadline.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Tamama here.
**[23:54] ---**
If a tortoise and a hare had a race,
I think the tortoise would have a jet pack
***SIGN*** Work diligently,
step by step!
**[23:58] ---**
that would let him fly through the air.
A dirty trick, but he would win easily.
**[24:02] ---**
I admire that kind of tricky tortoise!
***SIGN*** Scary Steamed Buns
**[24:04] ---**
That aside, would you be happy if the o-bon
holiday and New Year's came together?
**[24:08] ---**
"The Hinata Family's Homecoming, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Tamama and the Turtle, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E123 - The Hinata Family's Homecoming, Sir! / Tamama and the Turtle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMGJK/the-hinata-familys-homecoming-sir--tamama-and-the-turtle-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:32] ---**
It's o-bon vacation for the Hinata family
and the Keroro Platoon.
**[01:36] ---**
It seems they're all going to
Grandma Akina's house this year.
**[01:42] ---**
I'm home, Mom!
**[01:44] ---**
Grandma! We're back!
**[01:48] ---**
My, my, you're all here?
**[01:51] ---**
Thank you for coming.
**[01:53] ---**
Admiral! I brought all of
the Keroro troops this year,
**[01:57] ---**
so thank you in advance
for your hospitality, ma'am!
**[01:59] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[02:03] ---**
Oh, this is unusual. This year,
even Sergeant Major Kululu has come?
**[02:07] ---**
I thought I could use some fresh air
in the country once in a while.
**[02:12] ---**
Gero gero! Admiral!
**[02:15] ---**
What are these weird eggplant
and cucumber with legs?
**[02:18] ---**
Oh, we call those "spirit horses."
**[02:22] ---**
They carry the spirits of our
ancestors home for o-bon.
**[02:27] ---**
Our ancestors ride the cucumber horse,
**[02:29] ---**
and the eggplant cow carries their luggage.
**[02:32] ---**
It's a custom of Japan's o-bon.
**[02:35] ---**
I see.
**[02:37] ---**
So that's what it is.
**[02:41] ---**
Oh my. Maybe a hungry
little dog lost its way.
**[02:55] ---**
The Hinata Family's Homecoming, Sir!
**[03:03] ---**
Wow. These are photos of the Hinata family?
**[03:06] ---**
That's right. They're all our ancestors.
**[03:09] ---**
Say, Grandma, if the ancestors came back,
**[03:13] ---**
who would you most want to meet?
**[03:16] ---**
Good question. There are many
of them, but most of all,
**[03:20] ---**
I suppose I would like
to meet my grandmother.
**[03:23] ---**
Your grandmother?
**[03:24] ---**
Yes.
**[03:25] ---**
She passed away when I was still young.
**[03:29] ---**
Grandma's grandma...
**[03:31] ---**
That sounds strange.
**[03:33] ---**
I've become old enough
to be called "Grandma,"
**[03:37] ---**
but to me,
**[03:39] ---**
Grandma will always be "Grandma."
**[03:45] ---**
What do you think, Private Tamama?
**[03:47] ---**
I used plenty of eggplants
and cucumbers for Ryu-san!
**[03:51] ---**
Ah! I cannot see it, but it is great
that you can, Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:56] ---**
Dumbos! What are you doing
goofing around?!
**[03:58] ---**
The reason we came along for
the Hinata family's homecoming
**[04:02] ---**
is to do survival training!
**[04:17] ---**
I see.
**[04:19] ---**
So that's what it is.
**[04:24] ---**
I feel refreshed.
**[04:35] ---**
Natsumi!
**[04:36] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
**[04:39] ---**
I saw a giant slug over there!
**[04:42] ---**
It was this big, munching on an eggplant!
**[04:48] ---**
Don't tell me the stupid frog
is behind this?!
**[04:51] ---**
H-How rude!
**[04:53] ---**
I would never do something like that
**[04:55] ---**
at the admiral's house!
**[04:57] ---**
Then maybe...
**[05:00] ---**
...it's an Unidentified
Mysterious Animal, a UMA!
**[05:05] ---**
Nothing here...
**[05:07] ---**
Maybe Sis's eyes were playing tricks on her.
**[05:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi is quite the scaredy-cat
when it comes to those things.
**[05:13] ---**
It was probably just
a neighbor's dog, or...
**[05:15] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:19] ---**
H-Honorable father?!
**[05:21] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[05:24] ---**
Your father, Sarge?
**[05:25] ---**
He kind of looks angry.
**[05:28] ---**
Gero...
**[05:29] ---**
Maybe he's irritated over the lack
of progress of the Pekopon invasion.
**[05:32] ---**
But to just show up without
any advance notice?
**[05:42] ---**
Wow!
**[05:44] ---**
Is this a Keronian ghost?
**[05:52] ---**
What?! A vaulting horse?!
**[05:54] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[05:58] ---**
I do not know,
**[05:59] ---**
but I'll beat the crap outta it!
**[06:07] ---**
W-What was that?
**[06:09] ---**
Maybe an ancestor that came home
for o-bon was playing a prank.
**[06:19] ---**
Well, Kero-chan,
**[06:21] ---**
we're going to launch our lanterns.
**[06:23] ---**
Watch the house.
**[06:25] ---**
Roger, ma'am!
**[06:33] ---**
What does "launching lanterns" mean?
**[06:36] ---**
As I recall, they float
paper lanterns down a river,
**[06:38] ---**
symbolizing a sending-off of
the spirits of their ancestors.
**[06:41] ---**
The spirits of their ancestors...
**[06:43] ---**
Then what we saw really was a prank
played by an ancestral spirit?
**[06:48] ---**
No.
**[06:50] ---**
Ghosts don't have solid forms.
**[06:53] ---**
I detected a strange reaction,
**[06:55] ---**
which is why I accompanied you to the
country this year, and it seems I was right.
**[06:59] ---**
What do you mean?
**[07:03] ---**
This is what you all saw, Commander.
**[07:05] ---**
A rare subconscious-type alien.
**[07:08] ---**
It's a Protean.
**[07:11] ---**
Protean?
**[07:12] ---**
Yes. In order to protect itself,
**[07:15] ---**
it searches the mind of whoever's nearby
**[07:17] ---**
and takes on the form of whatever
scares that person the most.
**[07:20] ---**
That's a wonderful ability!
**[07:25] ---**
Commander-dono,
**[07:26] ---**
why do you want to capture that alien?
**[07:29] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[07:31] ---**
If we capture and use it,
**[07:33] ---**
we can terrify the Pekoponians.
**[07:38] ---**
Come out!
**[07:40] ---**
I've got delicious food for you!
**[07:42] ---**
But if it approaches,
**[07:43] ---**
it'll turn into something scary,
so are you sure we'll be able to catch it?
**[07:47] ---**
There's a way!
**[07:49] ---**
I got a hint from Pekoponian rakugo.
***SIGN*** Scary Steamed Buns
**[07:51] ---**
"The Scary Steamed Bun Strategy"!
**[07:54] ---**
Steamed buns are scary?
**[07:56] ---**
Well, put simply, you think of
something you're not afraid of.
**[08:00] ---**
In fact, you think of
something that you love.
**[08:02] ---**
But the plan is to make yourself
think that it's scary.
**[08:05] ---**
In my case, it might be Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Broken Gundam Model
**[08:17] ---**
It's appeared already.
**[08:21] ---**
Get a hold of yourself, Keroro!
**[08:22] ---**
Darn it! Something I love...
That's Natsumi...
**[08:26] ---**
No! The invasion!
**[08:33] ---**
Gero gero!
**[08:35] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, hang in there! Leave it to me!
**[08:38] ---**
I will be fine, even if I think that
sweets are scary.
**[08:41] ---**
Sweets... Sweets... Sweets...
***SIGN*** Steamed Cakes
***SIGN*** Valentine's Steamed Cakes Overstocked
**[08:49] ---**
This is a formidable foe! But I shall...
**[08:56] ---**
Th-The Trauma Switch
buried deep in my heart!
**[09:00] ---**
Are you all right, Dororo-senpai?
**[09:04] ---**
Tama!
**[09:06] ---**
This is me?!
**[09:09] ---**
My own loveliness is scary!
**[09:12] ---**
I'd love to interject there,
**[09:14] ---**
but at least this form
seems to be capturable!
**[09:17] ---**
You had better not catch it!
***SIGN*** Raw Sea
Cucumbers
***SIGN*** Salted Sea
Cucumber Entrails
***SIGN*** Dried Sea
Cucumber Ovaries
***SIGN*** Sea Cucumbers
Sea Cucumbers
Sea Cucumbers
Sea Cucumbers
**[09:26] ---**
S-Sea cucumber!
**[09:27] ---**
Giroro, you're afraid of sea cucumbers?
**[09:31] ---**
This is interesting.
**[09:33] ---**
So Giroro-senpai's weakness
is raw sea cucumber...
**[09:36] ---**
No!
***SIGN*** Waaaaa! Noooo! Eeeek!
**[09:37] ---**
Oh, come on now. What are you aliens
doing on this o-bon evening?
**[09:49] ---**
Huh?
**[09:51] ---**
Did we get separated?
**[09:53] ---**
Oh, well. Aki is with the children,
**[09:56] ---**
and they've grown up, anyway.
**[10:07] ---**
I wonder what it is. It seems there are
more lanterns than usual this year.
**[10:13] ---**
That's...
**[10:15] ---**
Stop! Don't make me your shield!
**[10:19] ---**
Just hang in there a little longer, sir.
**[10:19] ---**
Sea cucumber! Sea cucumber!
**[10:21] ---**
I'm not afraid of sea cucumbers, sir!
**[10:23] ---**
Gero!
**[10:25] ---**
Sea cucumber!
**[10:31] ---**
I got it!
**[10:32] ---**
Wait, Kero-chan!
**[10:34] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:35] ---**
That little one is lost.
**[10:37] ---**
Let him go.
**[10:39] ---**
A ship is coming up the river to pick him up.
**[10:43] ---**
Gero...
**[10:49] ---**
Go ahead.
**[11:27] ---**
Who's that old woman?
**[11:29] ---**
The person you're most afraid of, Admiral?
**[11:31] ---**
No. That's my grandmother.
**[11:35] ---**
This must be its way of thanking you.
**[11:38] ---**
It read your mind
**[11:40] ---**
and turned into the person
you most want to see.
**[12:06] ---**
Thank you.
**[12:26] ---**
The Hinata family and the Keroro Platoon
**[12:29] ---**
have come to Grandma Akina's house.
**[12:36] ---**
Huh?
**[12:43] ---**
Tama?
**[12:45] ---**
Are you in training, Tama-chan?
Even in the morning, you're working hard.
**[12:49] ---**
Grandma! Good morning!
**[12:52] ---**
I thought I would take advantage of the visit
**[12:54] ---**
and do a lot of training in the mountains!
**[13:01] ---**
Tamama and the Turtle, Sir!
**[13:22] ---**
Huh. A turtle?
**[13:25] ---**
See you later!
**[13:38] ---**
Jealousy! Jealousy! Jealousy! Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy
**[13:42] ---**
That woman... Jealousy! Jealousy!
**[13:47] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[14:02] ---**
Tama!
**[14:16] ---**
You have only gotten this far
in all this time?
**[14:20] ---**
You should work harder, too!
**[14:27] ---**
All right, then...
**[14:29] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[14:31] ---**
Everything looks delicious!
**[14:33] ---**
Wow!
**[14:38] ---**
Delicious!
**[14:39] ---**
It's so good...
**[14:44] ---**
Nothing beats the admiral's cooking!
**[14:48] ---**
Now then, what shall I play today?
**[14:51] ---**
Don't give me "What shall I play"!
**[14:53] ---**
We're spending the whole day
doing survival training!
**[14:56] ---**
That, or planning for the invasion!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Meeting
**[14:59] ---**
All right, then.
**[15:01] ---**
Does anyone have any good ideas
for the invasion?
**[15:08] ---**
Not especially...
**[15:11] ---**
Then that wraps up this strategy meeting!
**[15:13] ---**
You've got free time for the rest of the day!
**[15:17] ---**
Wait a second! We need to think
more seriously about this!
**[15:20] ---**
Then you think first, Giroro.
**[15:24] ---**
How about a strategy
that uses sea cucumbers?
**[15:28] ---**
Don't bring up sea cucumbers!
**[15:30] ---**
I cut some watermelon. Everyone, eat up!
**[15:33] ---**
Yahoo!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Meeting
**[15:35] ---**
Watermelon!
**[15:36] ---**
Is this any time to eat?!
**[15:42] ---**
You're eating too, Giroro.
**[15:43] ---**
Shut up! After we're done,
we're gonna train in the mountains!
**[15:48] ---**
So, what are we gonna play?
**[15:50] ---**
We're not gonna play!
**[15:51] ---**
I told you, it's survival training!
**[16:00] ---**
The turtle from this morning...
**[16:02] ---**
What? A turtle? Where?
**[16:09] ---**
You have only gotten this far
since this morning?
**[16:14] ---**
Where was it this morning?
**[16:16] ---**
By that statue.
**[16:21] ---**
Then at this speed, it must have
been walking since morning.
**[16:25] ---**
Even while we were eating lunch
and then watermelon later on...
**[16:30] ---**
But where's it going in this heat?
**[16:34] ---**
Perhaps it is in a race with a rabbit.
**[16:37] ---**
Huh? What is with that?
**[16:39] ---**
An old Pekoponian story.
**[16:41] ---**
About a race between a rabbit and a turtle.
**[16:45] ---**
What the heck is that?
The rabbit would obviously win.
**[16:48] ---**
Indeed. At first,
**[16:50] ---**
the rabbit is overwhelmingly quick,
**[16:53] ---**
but just before the goal,
when it is a shoo-in to win,
**[16:57] ---**
the rabbit decides to rest a bit,
and falls into a nap.
**[17:01] ---**
The rabbit is still fast asleep
when the turtle overtakes him
**[17:04] ---**
and then wins.
**[17:06] ---**
That would never happen! It's ridiculous!
**[17:09] ---**
It's just an old story, Mr. Corporal.
**[17:13] ---**
No. You can't take it as just some old story.
**[17:16] ---**
I believe an important hint lies within.
***SIGN*** Slow and steady
wins the race!
**[17:19] ---**
Like instead of being hasty, we should
make progress on the invasion bit by bit?
**[17:23] ---**
Like, aim to be like the turtle!
**[17:32] ---**
Forget it! If we aim to be anything,
**[17:34] ---**
it should be a rabbit that doesn't take naps!
**[17:38] ---**
Then how about this?
**[17:41] ---**
With this jet pack, even a turtle
would win, moving like a cheetah.
**[17:45] ---**
Ooh! Let's test it out!
**[17:49] ---**
Why put it on me?!
**[17:51] ---**
Click!
**[18:01] ---**
Where the heck are you heading?
**[18:05] ---**
Come to think of it,
there's another old Pekopon story.
**[18:09] ---**
About a guy named Urashima Taro
who helps a bullied turtle.
**[18:14] ---**
By way of thanks, the turtle takes him
to a place called the Dragon Palace,
**[18:19] ---**
and the time he spends there
goes by like a dream.
**[18:23] ---**
Huh. This is an intriguing tale.
**[18:26] ---**
Then should we try helping the turtle?
**[18:30] ---**
Oh, Giroro!
**[18:31] ---**
You are such a jerk!
**[18:33] ---**
Good timing.
**[18:35] ---**
Bully this turtle a bit.
**[18:37] ---**
Bully?!
**[18:37] ---**
Then I'll save it.
**[18:40] ---**
Why me?!
**[18:41] ---**
After all, you used to be really cruel
to Dororo when we were kids.
**[18:46] ---**
That was you! I just watched!
**[18:49] ---**
Just watched...
**[18:51] ---**
That's right. Giroro-kun always
just stood by and watched!
***SIGN*** Click
**[18:55] ---**
Yes. Giroro-kun only stood by and watched...
**[19:00] ---**
Giroro's fault again.
**[19:00] ---**
He just watched...
**[19:02] ---**
M-My fault?!
**[19:02] ---**
Just watched...
**[19:04] ---**
Just watched...
**[19:06] ---**
Do you not need to eat and rest up?
**[19:16] ---**
Huh. So you saw a turtle like that.
**[19:19] ---**
Hey, Fukki, what do turtles eat?
**[19:23] ---**
Turtles?
**[19:25] ---**
Turtles are omnivores,
**[19:27] ---**
so they can eat anything
that's to their taste.
**[19:32] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:36] ---**
The path is dark at night, so be careful!
**[19:39] ---**
I will be fine!
**[19:42] ---**
Fuyuki, remember when we were little,
**[19:44] ---**
and you got a turtle at the festival?
***SIGN*** Turtle Scoop
**[19:49] ---**
You couldn't scoop it up,
**[19:51] ---**
but the old man working the game was
nice enough to give you one when we left.
**[19:59] ---**
But the turtle disappeared
from the tank the next day.
**[20:05] ---**
It escaped, huh?
**[20:06] ---**
Maybe the turtle they saw today was
the one that escaped back then.
**[20:11] ---**
Yeah, right!
**[20:12] ---**
Come to think of it, I don't see
**[20:14] ---**
the turtle scoop man here.
**[20:28] ---**
There it is!
**[20:30] ---**
Turtle-san, I brought you some sweets!
***SIGN*** Turtle Scoop
***SIGN*** Turtle Scoop
**[20:51] ---**
I see. You wanted to come here so badly
**[20:54] ---**
that you walked all this way non-stop.
**[20:57] ---**
I'm happy for you.
***SIGN*** Turtle Scoop
**[21:09] ---**
You are going home now, huh?
**[21:22] ---**
Well, Mom...
**[21:24] ---**
We'll visit again.
**[21:25] ---**
Thank you for your hospitality, Admiral.
**[21:28] ---**
Make sure you and your friends
come back next time too, Kero-chan.
***SIGN*** Castella
**[21:32] ---**
The next time you see the turtle,
please give this to it.
**[21:43] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
Get over here, sir!
**[21:45] ---**
Right!
**[21:50] ---**
I promise we'll be back next year, ma'am!
**[22:02] ---**
And so ends the strange summer day
at Grandma's house
**[22:05] ---**
during o-bon vacation for the Hinata family
and the Keroro Platoon.
**[22:09] ---**
However...
**[22:13] ---**
Next year...
**[22:15] ---**
That's right. There are 42 days left
before the invasion deadline.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
I'm Corporal Giroro.
I hate to blow my own trumpet,
**[23:55] ---**
but I was pretty cute as a kid.
**[23:58] ---**
When I see Natsumi,
I can't help but think, "Cute!"
**[24:01] ---**
and maybe I want to hug her tight.
***SIGN*** Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever
**[24:05] ---**
That aside, ever since they were kids,
Giroro's big brother has looked old.
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: A Summer Treasure, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
One full-length episode for you!
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E124 - Keroro: A Summer Treasure, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JPG1/keroro-a-summer-treasure-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:33] ---**
Summer memories.
**[01:34] ---**
Everyone has at least one of these precious
treasures somewhere deep inside them.
**[01:39] ---**
Of course, aliens are no different.
**[01:47] ---**
Yup, summer is best spent in a room with A/C,
**[01:49] ---**
lazing about and eating starfruit.
***SIGN*** Look forward to the next episode!!
**[01:56] ---**
What the heck...
*Captain Geroro*'s official site
**[01:59] ---**
still hasn't got the listing
for this month's episodes.
***SIGN***
**[02:05] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Space Pirates on Planet Hiquesviel
**[02:06] ---**
Planet Hiquesviel...?
***SIGN*** Space Pirates on Planet Hiquesviel
**[02:08] ---**
The cargo of the shipping vessel
that was stolen by pirates
**[02:11] ---**
on Planet Hiquesviel has been discovered.
***SIGN*** Video
**[02:21] ---**
Is this about... what we saw that summer...
**[02:27] ---**
Keroro: A Summer Treasure, Sir!
**[02:34] ---**
Hiquesviel?!
**[02:36] ---**
The invasion deadline is looming,
**[02:39] ---**
and you want to go to
Hiquesviel for what exactly?
**[02:41] ---**
Giroro, have you forgotten
about that summer's day?
**[02:45] ---**
That summer's day?
**[02:47] ---**
You know. That summer, sir!
Us two and Dororo.
**[02:51] ---**
I was there, my leader?
**[02:53] ---**
What happened that summer on Hiquesviel?
**[02:56] ---**
Yes, that was...
**[02:58] ---**
...a summer treasure...
**[03:08] ---**
The space pirate Viper,
wanted by the police for some time,
**[03:11] ---**
has at last been arrested
on Planet Hiquesviel.
**[03:13] ---**
However, the cargo that was stolen
from the shipping vessel
**[03:16] ---**
has yet to be found.
**[03:19] ---**
Space Pirate Viper's treasure!
**[03:21] ---**
Let's find it ourselves, guys!
**[03:23] ---**
Find it? How?
**[03:25] ---**
The radio news said the cargo stolen from
the shipping vessel still hasn't been found.
**[03:30] ---**
It's apparently hidden somewhere
on Planet Hiquesviel.
**[03:32] ---**
What...? We're going all
the way to Hiquesviel?
**[03:35] ---**
That's really far away, isn't it?
**[03:37] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:37] ---**
But I bet we could get there in
one day on the Galactic Railroad!
**[03:41] ---**
If we got on an express and
changed at Planet Booneez.
**[03:45] ---**
There, that's perfect! Nice one, Giroro!
***SIGN*** Galactic Railroad Society Proof of Membership Name: Giroro
**[03:48] ---**
A member of the Galactic Railroad Society!
**[03:51] ---**
It's just a kids' club, but...
**[03:53] ---**
That's really cool!
Can I have a closer look?
**[03:55] ---**
No!
**[03:56] ---**
They won't reissue this number ninety-nine
million nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand
**[03:59] ---**
nine-hundred ninety-nine membership card.
**[04:03] ---**
It'll be really bad if you get it dirty.
**[04:05] ---**
It's my precious treasure that means
more to me than my life.
**[04:08] ---**
Than your life? You're making
a pretty big deal of it.
**[04:11] ---**
About what I suggested before, that's only
going to work if the transfer goes perfectly.
**[04:16] ---**
If I remember right, hardly
*any* trains stop at Hiquesviel.
**[04:19] ---**
Mom will worry...
Let's not do this, Keroro-kun.
**[04:23] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[04:25] ---**
It's summer vacation.
**[04:26] ---**
If we just say we're holding a training camp
in your garden, no one will ever know!
**[04:30] ---**
We're friends, right?
**[04:33] ---**
Friends...
**[04:34] ---**
The Galactic Express Comet M-01
**[04:38] ---**
will be departing shortly.
**[04:39] ---**
Those wishing to see people off,
please stand behind the white line.
**[04:46] ---**
Keroro-kun, are you sure this is okay?
**[04:48] ---**
We don't have a ticket...
**[04:50] ---**
It's fine! The Galactic Railroad is free
to young Keronian lads with tails!
**[04:55] ---**
Then why do we have to hide?
**[04:57] ---**
That's because we're really supposed
to have an adult with us...
**[05:02] ---**
It moved!
**[05:03] ---**
It'll be impossible to stay hidden
in the bathroom the whole time!
**[05:07] ---**
What do we do if someone comes?
**[05:13] ---**
Okay, Zeroro... pretend to be constipated
and make some painful grunting noises!
**[05:17] ---**
Huh? Me?!
**[05:20] ---**
Come on, hurry, hurry!
**[05:21] ---**
I... I... I... I'm in here!
**[05:23] ---**
I'm c-c-c-constipated!
**[05:28] ---**
Yes, yes! You're good, Zeroro!
**[05:32] ---**
We're in space!
**[05:33] ---**
No way! Really? Already?
**[05:35] ---**
Whoa! Is that Keron?!
**[05:41] ---**
It's kinda cramped in here.
**[05:43] ---**
We could probably go out now,
don't you think?
**[05:45] ---**
But if they find us and find out
we don't have an adult...
**[05:48] ---**
It'll be okay just for a little bit!
**[05:51] ---**
We can't eat our lunches in here.
**[05:53] ---**
If it looks like they're going to find us,
we can just go back inside!
**[05:56] ---**
O-Okay, but... Keroro-kun...
**[05:58] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[06:00] ---**
Pee...
**[06:01] ---**
Ah... Well, that's good timing.
**[06:03] ---**
Zeroro, you stand guard.
**[06:05] ---**
Huh?! But...
**[06:08] ---**
Let's go to the buffet car.
**[06:10] ---**
For this type of car,
the buffet car will be this way!
**[06:13] ---**
I wonder if there'll be a cook
who's an ex-mercenary.
**[06:16] ---**
What?
**[06:18] ---**
No one's here.
**[06:23] ---**
What's up?
***SIGN*** Made on Planet Kintoki Sweet Potatoes
**[06:25] ---**
Wow!
**[06:26] ---**
Super high-quality sweet potatoes
made on Planet Kintoki!
**[06:29] ---**
That's awesome...
***SIGN*** Made on Planet Dysee Sweet Potatoes
**[06:31] ---**
Ah...
**[06:32] ---**
Gero...? What's this?
**[06:34] ---**
Isn't this the food origin fraud thing
that was on the news?
**[06:37] ---**
You saw, didn't you?
**[06:49] ---**
Tickets, please.
**[06:51] ---**
Tickets, please.
**[06:54] ---**
Hm? You children over there.
Is an adult with you?
**[06:57] ---**
Crap...
**[06:58] ---**
Will he let us off if you show him
your membership card?
**[07:01] ---**
No... the Railroad Society
card isn't a ticket.
**[07:05] ---**
Is an adult with you?
**[07:07] ---**
Let's run!
**[07:12] ---**
Zeroro, open up, quick!
**[07:14] ---**
I'm in here...
**[07:15] ---**
Kero?
**[07:16] ---**
Ah, Keroro-kun!
**[07:18] ---**
Look, I bought us a lunchbox!
**[07:21] ---**
What are you doing, Zeroro?!
**[07:23] ---**
H-Huh?
**[07:24] ---**
Is an adult with you?
**[07:26] ---**
It's here!
**[07:27] ---**
Let's run!
**[07:27] ---**
Is an adult with you?
**[07:30] ---**
Is an adult with you?
***SIGN*** Viper (old man)
**[07:37] ---**
Viper parenthesis "old man"! I guess?
**[07:40] ---**
A Viper!
**[07:42] ---**
Is an adult with you?
**[07:45] ---**
Did any Keronian children
come running this way?
**[07:49] ---**
Keronian children, what what?
I tell you there's been none around here!
**[07:53] ---**
My apologies!
**[07:57] ---**
It's safe now.
**[08:03] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[08:06] ---**
Oh, don't you worry about it.
**[08:08] ---**
By the way, where might
you fellows be off to?
**[08:11] ---**
Hiquesviel.
**[08:12] ---**
Oh...
**[08:13] ---**
That's the planet our Viper family have been
using to hide our treasure for generations.
**[08:19] ---**
Oh, yes, Viper the pirate got caught.
Yes, now I remember.
**[08:23] ---**
You know Viper the pirate?!
**[08:26] ---**
That one's my little brother's wife's cousin's
grandfather's second cousin's grandchild.
***SIGN*** Little Brother
***SIGN*** Wife
***SIGN*** Second Cousin
***SIGN*** Grandchild
***SIGN*** Grandfather
***SIGN*** Cousin
**[08:33] ---**
Could you young fellows perchance...
**[08:35] ---**
...be going to search for his treasure?
**[08:38] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:39] ---**
Hiquesviel...
**[08:41] ---**
I too would have liked to have
gone there, just once more.
**[08:44] ---**
But at my age, it's simply not possible.
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, I know just the thing.
**[08:49] ---**
Why don't you fellows have this?
***SIGN*** Beaunisse <-> Hiquesviel Unlimited Duration Book of Tickets
**[08:52] ---**
It's a book of tickets to Hiquesviel!
**[08:54] ---**
I've been holding onto that,
thinking of going someday.
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, and take this, as well.
**[09:01] ---**
Kero? This is...
**[09:06] ---**
Ah, we'll be at Booneez in just a moment.
**[09:09] ---**
You'll want to change to the local
train here, to get to Hiquesviel.
**[09:13] ---**
All right. Off you hop, lads.
**[09:15] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:20] ---**
Vipers aren't all bad, huh?
**[09:25] ---**
But what is this thing?
**[09:26] ---**
It must be a code!
**[09:28] ---**
What does it say?
**[09:29] ---**
I don't know, but if we decipher it,
**[09:31] ---**
I'm sure it'll tell us the hiding
place of the treasure or something!
**[09:36] ---**
Keroro! Zeroro!
**[09:38] ---**
We'll miss our connection!
**[09:40] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[09:41] ---**
And I gotta buy some frozen oranges!
**[09:43] ---**
Ahh, wait, Keroro-kun!
***SIGN*** Planet Hiquesviel
***SIGN*** Galactic Express Lunchbox
**[09:53] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[09:56] ---**
Ooh, looks tasty!
***SIGN*** Frozen Oranges
**[10:02] ---**
Eeee, cold!
**[10:12] ---**
We will shortly be arriving at Hiquesviel.
Next stop, Hiquesviel.
**[10:15] ---**
Please ensure you have all
your belongings before...
***SIGN*** Hiquesviel <- Inekari | Tanemaki ->
**[10:25] ---**
So this is...
**[10:27] ---**
...Hiquesviel?
**[10:28] ---**
It's dead empty.
**[10:30] ---**
No stores or anything.
**[10:34] ---**
What now?
**[10:34] ---**
Uh...
**[10:36] ---**
Probably... that way?
***SIGN*** Hiquesviel
**[10:42] ---**
Ooh, there *is* a vending machine!
**[10:43] ---**
Got any money? Money?
***SIGN*** 80 Space Yen
***SIGN*** 30 Space Yen
***SIGN*** Zero Space Yen
***SIGN*** Sum Total: 110 Space Yen Exactly
**[10:51] ---**
This is pathetic! We can only afford one!
**[10:54] ---**
*You're* the one who's going to say that?
**[10:57] ---**
It's got a bonus system!
**[10:59] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Lose
So close!
Win!!
Extra can!
So close!
Lose
**[11:08] ---**
Yahoo! I won!
***SIGN*** Roulette Boy Genius
**[11:12] ---**
I won it, so it's okay for me to
drink the whole thing, right?
**[11:19] ---**
Thanks...
**[11:41] ---**
Got it!
**[11:44] ---**
Rock-paper-scissors!
**[11:47] ---**
Easy-peasy!
**[11:49] ---**
Race you to that tree!
**[11:51] ---**
You won't beat me!
**[11:53] ---**
Wait for me!
**[11:56] ---**
Please! Wait for me!
**[11:59] ---**
You're slow!
**[12:00] ---**
Hurry it up!
**[12:03] ---**
This planet really has nothing, does it?
**[12:13] ---**
What do you want to do?
Press on forward?
**[12:16] ---**
O-Of course!
**[12:22] ---**
Okay, Zeroro, your turn to take the lead!
**[12:35] ---**
Okay... Let's rest for a bit here
and have something to eat.
**[12:38] ---**
But we don't have any food left...
**[12:40] ---**
Why?!
**[12:41] ---**
What do you mean, why?
Because you ate it all on the train.
**[12:45] ---**
D-Did I?
**[12:47] ---**
You said there'd be convenience stores
when we arrived on Hiquesviel.
**[12:50] ---**
This thing Giroro-kun brought
is all we have left...
**[12:54] ---**
But that one sucks.
**[12:59] ---**
This mushroom!
**[13:01] ---**
Giroro, give it a taste test.
**[13:03] ---**
Why me?!
**[13:05] ---**
'Cause you have an older brother who's
a soldier. You're good at survival!
**[13:09] ---**
Let's just go home...
**[13:11] ---**
No!
**[13:12] ---**
I'm not going back until
we find Viper's treasure!
**[13:15] ---**
I know! Wanna eat it?
**[13:16] ---**
Nooo!
**[13:18] ---**
But where *is* the treasure?
Did you break the code?
**[13:22] ---**
Well... Not yet, but...
**[13:25] ---**
Huh? Keroro-kun, you were just
walking around without any idea?!
**[13:28] ---**
Any old way?
***SIGN*** Any Old Way
**[13:29] ---**
Well, I mean, if you know where it is from
the start, that's not much of a treasure hunt!
**[13:32] ---**
A treasure hunt is searching for something
that you don't know where it is!
***SIGN*** Any Old Way
**[13:36] ---**
Gero?
**[13:38] ---**
At times like this... I think it's best
not to move more than necessary.
**[13:41] ---**
It said that in my brother's
survival books, too.
**[13:44] ---**
Let's leave it here for today and go home.
**[13:48] ---**
Wait for me, Giroro-kun!
**[13:49] ---**
Hey! Giroro, Zeroro!
**[13:52] ---**
Why are you both betraying me?!
**[13:56] ---**
Wait for me!
**[14:03] ---**
What's up, Giroro?
**[14:05] ---**
The next train...
**[14:06] ---**
...is in three years...
***SIGN*** Next
In Three Years
***SIGN*** Timetable Year Month Day Hour Minute Second
**[14:10] ---**
What?! Three years?!
**[14:14] ---**
Three years between trains?
How local is this line?
**[14:17] ---**
Oh, right! The numbers paper Viper gave us...
**[14:20] ---**
This was a memo for the timetable.
**[14:23] ---**
N-Not a code for the location
of the treasure?
**[14:30] ---**
I wonder if we really
can't go home anymore.
**[14:32] ---**
It'll be fine.
***SIGN*** Hiquesviel
**[14:34] ---**
Someone'll come to get us before long.
**[14:36] ---**
But I left saying I was going to
training camp at Giroro's.
**[14:40] ---**
And training camp at your place
is ridiculously hard.
***SIGN*** Basic Training
***SIGN*** Sparring Training
***SIGN*** Parachuting Training
**[14:45] ---**
No one would think it strange if
they heard nothing for a week.
**[14:49] ---**
What did you say you were doing
when you left, Giroro-kun?
**[14:51] ---**
I said we were having a homework
meeting at Keroro's house.
**[14:54] ---**
But homework meetings
at Keroro's house always...
***SIGN*** Monthly Manga
***SIGN*** Published Volume
***SIGN*** Weekly Manga
***SIGN*** Doujinshi
***SIGN*** First-Person Shooter
***SIGN*** Platformer
***SIGN*** Fighting Game
***SIGN*** Sim Game
**[15:00] ---**
...end up with us doing nothing
until the last minute,
**[15:02] ---**
so it'd be totally normal for us
not to come back until the 31st.
**[15:05] ---**
Why'd you tell such a boring lie?!
**[15:07] ---**
You're the one who told me to
lie about where we were going!
**[15:10] ---**
Don't fight, you two!
**[15:16] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[15:18] ---**
I know! Where's the Type-G?
**[15:20] ---**
I left it in the forest.
**[15:21] ---**
Why?!
**[15:22] ---**
Because you said you didn't need it,
and it'd just be baggage!
**[15:25] ---**
What?!
**[15:28] ---**
You're so mean, Keroro-kun...
**[15:30] ---**
Why do I have to go and
get it all by myself?
**[15:44] ---**
What? What's wrong?
**[15:46] ---**
That's the sound of a train.
**[15:56] ---**
Isn't the next train in three years?
**[15:59] ---**
No, this... This is a freight train!
**[16:01] ---**
No way! Whoopie! Who cares if it's
a freight train? I'm getting on!
**[16:05] ---**
You can't! Zeroro still isn't back!
**[16:08] ---**
Then... we could talk to the driver
and get him to wait for a little...
**[16:11] ---**
That type of train has no driver.
It's completely automated.
**[16:15] ---**
When it finishes refueling, it'll depart.
**[16:18] ---**
It won't wait for us.
**[16:19] ---**
Gero!
**[16:20] ---**
No!
**[16:24] ---**
Owwww...
**[16:34] ---**
Zeroro!
**[16:36] ---**
Zeroro!
**[16:37] ---**
Help me!
**[16:41] ---**
That's Zeroro's voice!
**[16:42] ---**
I heard it from over there!
**[16:45] ---**
It's time for the freight train to depart!
**[16:50] ---**
Zeroro!
**[16:56] ---**
H-H-Help me!
**[16:59] ---**
Zeroro!
**[17:01] ---**
Keroro-kun, Giroro-kun!
**[17:02] ---**
Wait right there.
**[17:07] ---**
Zeroro... Something down there?
**[17:10] ---**
Zeroro, grab onto this!
**[17:19] ---**
Space Cerberus!
**[17:22] ---**
Noooo!
**[17:23] ---**
I thought you were here to save me!
**[17:31] ---**
Oh, Zeroro! You were okay!
**[17:51] ---**
We're getting on!
**[17:59] ---**
Hurry!
**[17:59] ---**
Wait a sec!
**[18:03] ---**
Keroro-kun, Giroro-kun!
**[18:07] ---**
They're here!
**[18:08] ---**
Zeroro!
**[18:10] ---**
Stretch your arm out more, Keroro!
**[18:13] ---**
I can't go any further!
**[18:17] ---**
Giroro, lend me this!
**[18:18] ---**
That's...
***SIGN*** Galactic Railroad Society Proof of Membership Name: Giroro
**[18:20] ---**
...my number ninety-nine million nine-hundred
**[18:22] ---**
ninety-nine thousand nine-hundred
ninety-nine membership card...
**[18:24] ---**
Help me!
**[18:28] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[18:30] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[18:34] ---**
Zeroro! Grab onto this!
**[18:39] ---**
Zeroro, hurry!
***SIGN*** Galactic Railroad Society Proof of Membership Name: Giroro
**[18:44] ---**
You're almost there!
**[18:48] ---**
Zeroro!
**[18:51] ---**
You did it!
**[19:10] ---**
Thank you, Keroro-kun, Giroro-kun!
**[19:17] ---**
Your precious treasure...
**[19:19] ---**
It's fine.
**[19:37] ---**
Yes... I remember it all.
**[19:40] ---**
So mean, I only left the Type-G because
you said you didn't need it, and then...
**[19:45] ---**
Well, let's forget about that.
**[19:47] ---**
The treasure that the space pirate Viper hid!
**[19:49] ---**
We can get it for ourselves this time, sir!
**[19:52] ---**
We have visual on Hiquesviel.
***SIGN*** Hiquesviel Station
**[20:00] ---**
The hell?
**[20:01] ---**
This place has changed.
It's a lot busier, weirdly.
**[20:05] ---**
I feel like I've felt this
kind of atmosphere before.
**[20:08] ---**
Yes, yes. This way, this way!
***SIGN*** Hiquesviel
**[20:15] ---**
Hiquesviel Swimsuit Comedy Contest!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Comedy
***SIGN*** Hiquesviel Swimsuit Comedy Contest
***SIGN*** Mayor
**[20:24] ---**
Ultra Alloy Dangals!
***SIGN*** First Place Prize Year's Supply of Ultra Alloy Dangals
**[20:27] ---**
Yes. That summer, the shipping
vessel Viper the pirate attacked
***SIGN*** Ultra Alloy Dangal
**[20:30] ---**
was on its way back from stocking up
with Pekoponian toys
**[20:33] ---**
and its cargo was these
"Ultra Alloy Dangals," sir!
**[20:37] ---**
You're not telling me these are
**[20:40] ---**
the basis of the Hiquesviel economy?
**[20:42] ---**
Most likely, every single alien here...
**[20:45] ---**
...has their eyes on those
Ultra Alloy Dangals!
**[20:47] ---**
And we... cannot afford to lose, sir!
**[21:00] ---**
Why am I even looking?
**[21:09] ---**
Dororo!
**[21:14] ---**
What are you doing?
**[21:15] ---**
I was just hoping the precious treasure that
you lost might still be around, Giroro-kun.
**[21:20] ---**
Huh?
**[21:22] ---**
It was a treasure that you lost
in order to save me.
**[21:27] ---**
Dororo...
**[21:30] ---**
It's okay, Dororo.
**[21:34] ---**
I don't need it anymore.
**[21:35] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[21:36] ---**
I don't regret losing my
precious treasure that day.
**[21:41] ---**
Because I obtained something even greater.
**[21:47] ---**
Let's get back.
**[21:50] ---**
Something even greater?
**[21:52] ---**
Ah... Giroro-kun!
**[21:53] ---**
Let's get something from the
station vending machine.
**[21:56] ---**
My treat.
**[21:57] ---**
Oh, I would be most grateful.
**[21:59] ---**
...Do you have any money?
**[22:02] ---**
A memory of a distant summer's day, when a
boy made just a little step towards adulthood.
**[22:07] ---**
That is a precious treasure that surely
everyone holds in their hearts.
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline: 35 days remain!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
**[23:54] ---**
On a midsummer's night... That sound again!
***SIGN*** Bzzzz Bzzzz Bzzzz
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[23:57] ---**
Gero!! It bit me! It's itchyyy!
**[24:01] ---**
It could happen to you, too!
**[24:02] ---**
Make sure your house has its
own bug-catching Keroro!
**[24:04] ---**
But never mind that... sushi...
man, I wanna eat sushi...
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: Conveyor-Belt Sushi
Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: The Mosquito of Terror, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E125 - Keroro: Conveyor-Belt Sushi Without Honor and Humanity, Sir! / Keroro: The Mosquito of Terror, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3890G/keroro-conveyor-belt-sushi-without-honor-and-humanity-sir--keroro-the-mosquito-of-terror-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
We're all very familiar
with conveyor-belt sushi.
**[01:34] ---**
It seems that it is popular recently,
even in Alien Town.
***SIGN*** Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
***SIGN*** Otoro In Stock!!
***SIGN*** Proud of our Freshness!!
**[01:40] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[01:42] ---**
Oh? You're all here for
conveyor-belt sushi, too?
**[01:45] ---**
Gero! I was thinking it's not a bad idea to
fill your belly at a place like this sometimes.
**[01:49] ---**
It was me who brought them here, sir!
**[01:51] ---**
Tama!
***SIGN*** Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
***SIGN*** Sushi
**[01:52] ---**
Woo! It's my first time
at a spinny sushi shop!
**[01:56] ---**
This is rare for you, Keroro.
**[01:58] ---**
You're going to treat us
to a meal, like a proper leader?
**[02:00] ---**
Leave that to me, sir!
***SIGN*** Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
Discount Coupon: 200 Yen Off!!
for customers spending 1,000 yen or more
Valid until Aug 31, '06
**[02:02] ---**
I have here five "200 yen off for customers
spending 1,000 yen or more" coupons!
**[02:07] ---**
Ready for your use, sir!
***SIGN*** Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
***SIGN*** Sushi
**[02:09] ---**
Here you go, one each.
**[02:12] ---**
200 yen off?
**[02:14] ---**
I-Is this "being treated"?
**[02:18] ---**
And the rest comes out of
your own pockets.
**[02:21] ---**
Well, then, let's go eat to
our hearts' content, sir!
**[02:27] ---**
Keroro: Conveyor-Belt Sushi
Without Honor and Humanity, Sir!
***SIGN*** Menu Otoro Chutoro Sea eel Cod milt Halibut Aji Akami Scallop Abalone Whelk Ark shell Salmon roe roll Cucumber roll Tuna roll
**[02:33] ---**
Now, what shall I have first, sir...?
**[02:36] ---**
Oh, I mustn't forget, sir!
**[02:39] ---**
First, some tea, sir!
**[02:42] ---**
But just one pack is a bit weak.
**[02:44] ---**
And mix it around nice and good
with the chopsticks.
**[02:47] ---**
This is how you get it
just the right strength.
**[02:51] ---**
Hey! What are you doing there?!
**[02:54] ---**
What's the matter?
**[02:55] ---**
What do you mean, what?!
You're jumping ahead of the leader!
**[02:58] ---**
You can't just start eating, sir!
**[03:01] ---**
The battlefield of conveyor-belt
sushi has its own rules.
**[03:05] ---**
The one who takes the plate is the victor.
**[03:09] ---**
Gero gero...
**[03:10] ---**
It looks like I've been taking
conveyor-belt sushi too lightly!
**[03:14] ---**
In that case...
**[03:16] ---**
Until I grasp victory with this golden arm!
**[03:19] ---**
This hand of mine is burning red!
**[03:21] ---**
Its loud roar tells me to grasp the plate!
**[03:24] ---**
Keroro Shining Finger!!
**[03:31] ---**
Huh? This is all very nice,
but where's the sushi?
**[03:34] ---**
I see it nowhere, sir.
**[03:35] ---**
Well, it's an afternoon on a weekday.
**[03:38] ---**
Sushi lives and dies on its freshness.
**[03:39] ---**
It's probably programmed
not to make too much.
**[03:43] ---**
What?! Does this place not
have any sushi chefs?!
**[03:47] ---**
Gero... Which means this really is...
***SIGN*** Serious Battle
**[03:50] ---**
...a serious battle, sir!
***SIGN*** 30-year-old miso
**[03:52] ---**
I have to make absolutely sure not
to let any sushi pass me by.
***SIGN*** Eyecatching flavor
**[03:57] ---**
I suppose it's not all that bad to
start with dessert from time to time.
**[04:01] ---**
I think I'll have some cake—
**[04:02] ---**
Hey! Dessert is always for after meals!
**[04:08] ---**
What is the big idea,
starting right away with dessert?!
**[04:11] ---**
But I will start right away, anyway!
**[04:16] ---**
I am so glad I was born as a
character who loves desserts!
**[04:20] ---**
So unfaaaaair...
**[04:23] ---**
Battleship roll heading right for us!
Distance two meters!
**[04:25] ---**
So, that one is...
***SIGN*** Menu > Sushi > Search
***SIGN*** Pekopon Roll Custom made for this store!
**[04:28] ---**
Ohh... this brings new sensations to rolled
sushi by heaping fruit and vegetables on top.
**[04:32] ---**
Does it now, sir?
**[04:34] ---**
Ignoring the regular sushi
**[04:36] ---**
and going straight for
Hamburg steaks or omurice
**[04:38] ---**
or these types of creations
**[04:41] ---**
is just heresy for me.
**[04:43] ---**
Besides...
**[04:43] ---**
...it looks really gross.
**[04:46] ---**
Tamama passes, of course. Dororo too, huh?
**[04:48] ---**
So mean...
**[04:51] ---**
And I, too, of course, pass.
**[04:53] ---**
Now. What will you do, Giroro?
**[04:56] ---**
If you're a man...
**[04:57] ---**
...you'll eat that disgusting-looking
Pekoponian roll.
**[05:05] ---**
Keh. Coward.
**[05:09] ---**
Gero?
**[05:11] ---**
He took it...
**[05:13] ---**
That Kululu, he actually freaking took it!
**[05:16] ---**
It's going to be gross. Of course it is!
**[05:19] ---**
But... What if...
**[05:21] ---**
What if it's super delicious? Then I...
**[05:24] ---**
I will be filled with regret for
accepting defeat without a fight!
**[05:27] ---**
Keroro-sama!
**[05:29] ---**
Because you're a stupid kid.
**[05:33] ---**
Gero...
**[05:40] ---**
It's gross.
**[05:41] ---**
It's so gross!
**[05:45] ---**
My eyes did not fail me, sir.
**[05:50] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:52] ---**
It's sooo gross!
**[05:54] ---**
Why are you eating it if it's gross, sir?!
**[05:58] ---**
I can't get enough of this grossness...
I could get addicted to this!
**[06:04] ---**
I... I forgot...
**[06:07] ---**
Kululu's way of looking at things
is crooked. That's right.
**[06:10] ---**
Why did I bother getting jealous?
**[06:13] ---**
Oh!
**[06:13] ---**
Gero?
**[06:15] ---**
Th-That's...
**[06:17] ---**
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
***SIGN*** Otoro
**[06:20] ---**
This one looks fresh!
**[06:25] ---**
The early bird gets the worm, sir!
**[06:27] ---**
I haven't broken the rules, sir!
**[06:31] ---**
See that, Giroro?
***SIGN*** The early bird gets the worm
**[06:32] ---**
The otoro on the super
deluxe art plate is mine!
**[06:35] ---**
This battle is mine, gero gero!
**[06:40] ---**
Then I'll eat up!
**[06:43] ---**
Gero?
**[06:45] ---**
Gero?! It was just desserts
and Pekoponian rolls until now!
**[06:49] ---**
Why has it chosen now for decent sushi
plates to come one after another?!
**[06:53] ---**
And this...
***SIGN*** Length: Looks sorta like 3 cm Width: Looks sorta like 3cm Volume: 3 cm x 3 cm = 9 cm^2, I feel
**[06:54] ---**
The one over there is 3 cm long by
3 cm wide, for 9 square centimeters.
**[06:59] ---**
Mine is 2.5 cm long by 2 cm,
for 5 square centimeters.
***SIGN*** Length: Looks sorta like 2.5 cm Width: Looks sorta like 2 cm Volume: 2.5 cm x 2 cm = 5 cm^2, kinda
**[07:04] ---**
Accordingly... that one's bigger by
four whole square centimeters!
**[07:08] ---**
Gero!
**[07:10] ---**
Now!
**[07:12] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:19] ---**
Geroooo!
**[07:20] ---**
It's good.
**[07:22] ---**
It's *good!*
**[07:25] ---**
I don't want to admit it, but...
I have lost this contest, sir!
**[07:30] ---**
Plus...
**[07:31] ---**
...the super deluxe art plate
is 315 yen, including tax!
**[07:35] ---**
If it had been a normal plate,
**[07:37] ---**
I could have eaten six rolls.
**[07:39] ---**
And I failed to savor it!
**[07:42] ---**
This is a double, no, a triple failure!
**[07:44] ---**
There's only one move left to me now, sir.
**[07:47] ---**
I will use my secret stratagem
to nullify this defeat!
**[07:52] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[07:57] ---**
My honorable leader... I am sorry!
**[07:59] ---**
It is fine... That is how
it must be, Dororo.
**[08:03] ---**
It's delicious!
**[08:05] ---**
Now... Pay no attention to me...
**[08:11] ---**
This one is something else, too! Ah!
**[08:13] ---**
It's fine. Come now,
take it, without hesitation...
**[08:22] ---**
Mission complete. Gero gero gero.
**[08:25] ---**
The cost for the super deluxe
art plate I barely tasted...
**[08:28] ---**
...will be paid for by Dororo!
**[08:30] ---**
My earlier loss is wiped from history!
***SIGN*** Total: 120 yen
***SIGN*** Total: 435 yen
**[08:33] ---**
Sargeant, that's such a tightfisted tactic!
In fact, isn't that a crime?
***SIGN*** Eyecatching flavor
**[08:37] ---**
Now, then. A fresh start!
**[08:39] ---**
This time, I will snare some nice sushi!
**[08:42] ---**
Ah! Sea eel, sir!
**[08:45] ---**
That looks good.
**[08:46] ---**
Ah...
**[08:47] ---**
I won't repeat the same mistake twice, sir.
***SIGN*** Additional sea eel
**[08:53] ---**
I feel like that one over there is bigger.
**[08:55] ---**
I'll just put this one back for now, sir.
**[08:59] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:59] ---**
Do not return a plate to the lane once taken.
**[09:03] ---**
That's a rule.
**[09:04] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Do not return a plate to the lane once taken.
**[09:06] ---**
He's right, Sergeant.
**[09:10] ---**
Gero...
**[09:11] ---**
My honorable leader, I must give
you back this deluxe art plate!
**[09:14] ---**
Gero gero!
***SIGN*** Total: 435 yen
**[09:17] ---**
The deluxe art plate has returned to me, sir.
**[09:20] ---**
However, I have no time to be dejected, sir.
***SIGN*** Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
Discount Coupon: 200 Yen Off!!
for customers spending 1,000 yen or more
Valid until Aug 31, '06
**[09:24] ---**
In order to use my discount coupon,
**[09:26] ---**
I must eat over a thousand yen, at all costs!
**[09:32] ---**
Now it's come to this, I'll take everything
except the desserts and Pekopon rolls, sir!
**[09:37] ---**
I won't hand them over to these two!
**[09:41] ---**
Mmm?! That octopus...
**[09:42] ---**
The surface looks all dry and rough...
**[09:44] ---**
But I won't hand it over!
**[09:48] ---**
Dried out just the way I like it.
**[09:51] ---**
Salmon roe! One of my favorites!
**[09:54] ---**
But the seaweed is withered
and it's all spilled out...
**[09:57] ---**
But I won't hand it over!
**[10:00] ---**
Mm, good, it's good.
**[10:02] ---**
S-Sea urchin roe! But there's
hardly any there! And it's deluxe!
**[10:05] ---**
I won't hand it overrrrr!
**[10:08] ---**
Cold chawan-mushi! Dried melon! Salad roll!
**[10:19] ---**
Gerp... I don't want anymore...
**[10:22] ---**
No more. I'm full...
**[10:25] ---**
Ultimately, the ginger might
have been the nicest...
**[10:29] ---**
But I wish I could have had...
***SIGN*** Three-piece assorted otoro
**[10:31] ---**
...the three-piece assorted otoro
or the herring roe...
***SIGN*** Herring roe
***SIGN*** Assorted otoro (3 types)
**[10:36] ---**
One three-piece assorted otoro
and one herring roe, please.
**[10:39] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:40] ---**
Negi-toro and mantis shrimp, as well.
**[10:42] ---**
Geroro?!
**[10:43] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:45] ---**
You look like a frog that's
been shot with a water pistol.
**[10:47] ---**
If what you want doesn't come around,
you simply order it with this, do you not?
**[10:51] ---**
Gero!
**[10:53] ---**
I didn't know!
**[10:55] ---**
I should have done that in the first place!
**[10:57] ---**
Burp...
***SIGN*** Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
**[10:58] ---**
That was delicious.
**[11:01] ---**
Phew! I'm so full!
**[11:03] ---**
I'm really satisfied.
**[11:05] ---**
Yup.
**[11:07] ---**
I am full, but...
**[11:09] ---**
...not the slightest bit satisfied.
***SIGN*** Feline 1080 Midair Rotation Sushi
Discount Coupon: 200 Yen Off!!
for customers spending 1,000 yen or more
Valid until Aug 31, '06
**[11:11] ---**
I ate so much trying to use the coupon...
**[11:14] ---**
...and it was past the expiration deadline!
***SIGN*** Deadline
**[11:19] ---**
Deadline...
**[11:20] ---**
This word... triggers something
at the back of my mind...
**[11:23] ---**
I want a box seat next time,
instead of sitting at the counter!
***SIGN*** Counter
***SIGN*** Deadline
**[11:26] ---**
Counter...?
**[11:28] ---**
Deadline...
**[11:30] ---**
Counter...?
**[11:31] ---**
Deadline...
**[11:34] ---**
Th-The deadline!
**[11:37] ---**
The invasion counter deadline!
**[11:41] ---**
Sergeant Keroro came to eat conveyor-belt sushi,
and remembered something terrible!
**[11:44] ---**
Now... what will he do?
**[11:53] ---**
As a result of going to
eat conveyor-belt sushi,
**[11:55] ---**
Sergeant Keroro remembered that
the invasion deadline was looming.
**[11:59] ---**
But what does he plan to do about it?!
**[12:06] ---**
Phew! For some reason,
you just start to feel like
**[12:11] ---**
organizing all the stuff
you don't need anymore!
**[12:17] ---**
Are you sure it's okay to be
spending time on that?
**[12:19] ---**
Gero?
**[12:21] ---**
Kero kero...
**[12:23] ---**
Ooh!
**[12:24] ---**
Could this be... a matter transporter pod?!
**[12:27] ---**
Quite an old type, but...
**[12:29] ---**
The matter transporter pod,
as its name implies,
**[12:32] ---**
is a device for transporting matter
instantly from one place to another.
**[12:39] ---**
It makes you curious where it's
connected to, doesn't it, sir?
**[12:42] ---**
To Keron?
**[12:44] ---**
Hicksville Beach?
**[12:45] ---**
Cave on Jaburo?
**[12:47] ---**
Or...
**[12:49] ---**
What if it's the Gundam factory in Shizuoka?!
**[12:52] ---**
Anyway, I'm gonna try it out, sir!
***SIGN*** Transport Preparations Okay
**[13:10] ---**
Keroro: The Mosquito of Terror, Sir!
***SIGN*** Transport Preparations Okay
***SIGN*** Transport Complete
**[13:35] ---**
Kero...
**[13:37] ---**
I wondered where it was connected to,
but... it's the same place as before!
**[13:41] ---**
I guess the exit pod was thrown out, as well.
**[13:45] ---**
Meh.
**[13:54] ---**
W-What is...?
**[13:57] ---**
Nooooooooooo!!
***SIGN*** Bzzzz
***SIGN*** Mosquito
***SIGN*** Bzzzz
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[14:23] ---**
Argh! You'd better be ready to pay for that!
**[14:29] ---**
N-Natsumi! Lend me bug bite spray
and bug repellant!
**[14:34] ---**
Hurry up and close the window!
**[14:36] ---**
The mosquitos'll get in here, as well!
**[14:38] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[14:40] ---**
There's an abnormal number
of mosquitoes outside.
**[14:42] ---**
I can't even clean my weapons in peace.
***SIGN*** Bzzzz
**[14:49] ---**
Did it come in here with me?
**[14:52] ---**
I don't know where it is...
**[14:54] ---**
Anyway, we can't leave it alone.
**[14:57] ---**
Heard, but not seen.
**[15:01] ---**
Fine! Then it's time to use force!
**[15:04] ---**
Why not use this instead?
***SIGN*** Bug-catching Keroro
**[15:06] ---**
Bug-catching Keroro.
**[15:08] ---**
Looks suspicious...
**[15:10] ---**
Where did you get that from?
**[15:13] ---**
Sarge gave it to me.
He said it was a test product.
**[15:16] ---**
For those irritating summer
striped mosquitoes,
**[15:19] ---**
make sure your house has its own
bug-catching Keroro!
**[15:21] ---**
I foresee the money rolling in
for our invasion budget, sir!
***SIGN*** Japanese Summer
***SIGN*** Keroro's Summer
**[15:25] ---**
He was trying to create yet another
completely ridiculous product?
**[15:28] ---**
Well, let's just try it and see if it works.
**[15:35] ---**
It looks no different from a
regular electric mosquito coil.
**[15:39] ---**
Time out! Time out a sec, bzzzzir!
**[15:42] ---**
I must apologize, bzzzir!
**[15:44] ---**
You can't kill the mosquitoes, bzzzir!
**[15:46] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[15:48] ---**
N-Never mind, we have to find a mosquito with
a green head and capture it alive, bzzzir!
**[15:53] ---**
A mosquito with a green head?!
**[15:55] ---**
What're you talking about?
**[15:58] ---**
Hey... There's something weird about you...
**[15:59] ---**
I-It's nothing, bzzzir!
**[16:02] ---**
Ah... stupid frog, you have something
on your head, don't you?!
**[16:06] ---**
I'm just my normal self, bzzzir!
**[16:08] ---**
What are you plotting?
Take that off, you...!
**[16:11] ---**
No, no! I can't show you!
You can't see, bzzzzir!
**[16:14] ---**
Don't, don't, don't, bzzzir!
**[16:14] ---**
Sis, calm down!
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[16:19] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[16:23] ---**
A... A fly with a green...
**[16:26] ---**
Gero!
**[16:28] ---**
I found you! Ge—!
**[16:29] ---**
N-No, you don't!
**[16:33] ---**
What are you doing, you stupid frog?!
**[16:42] ---**
What's this about?
**[16:46] ---**
Looks like my hypothesis
was correct, as usual.
**[16:51] ---**
Huh? So, then, you're
half striped mosquito right now?
**[16:55] ---**
What?! Uncle!
**[16:57] ---**
In the first place, the way this pod works is
by breaking the target up to the atomic level,
**[17:01] ---**
transporting them, and then
reassembling them at the other end,
**[17:04] ---**
but because of the striped mosquito
in the commander's pod,
**[17:07] ---**
he turned half-mosquito.
**[17:09] ---**
And the mosquito turned half-commander.
**[17:12] ---**
No way...
**[17:14] ---**
Gero gero...
**[17:15] ---**
I... I want to suck blood, bzzzzir!
**[17:18] ---**
Uncle, please make do with this tomato juice!
**[17:21] ---**
Or, like, from concentrate?
**[17:23] ---**
That woman! Trying to get the jump on me!
**[17:26] ---**
So, what do we have to do to turn
Mr. Sergeant back to normal?
**[17:30] ---**
If we get him and the mosquito back
into the matter transporter pod
**[17:34] ---**
and recombine him,
he should return to normal.
**[17:37] ---**
So basically we have to capture
that mosquito from before?
**[17:41] ---**
I already made it so it can't get away, see.
**[17:43] ---**
It'll be in the Hinata house
or somewhere in this base.
**[17:47] ---**
That is almost like trying to find a throwing star
that has been dropped into the Pacific.
**[17:51] ---**
Isn't there anything we can use
to catch it easily, or something?
**[17:54] ---**
Nope.
**[17:58] ---**
Blood! I don't want tomato juice,
**[18:00] ---**
I want to suck real blood, bzzzzir!
**[18:02] ---**
We've really gotta do this fast!
**[18:04] ---**
Calm down, my leader!
**[18:06] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:06] ---**
At this rate, the commander's gonna
become a total mosquito, brain and all!
**[18:09] ---**
I want blood right now, bzzzir!
**[18:12] ---**
Striped mosquitoes tend to be drawn to the
heat and sweaty smells of people and animals,
***SIGN*** Body heat
***SIGN*** Sweaty smell
**[18:16] ---**
as well as the carbon dioxide
expelled when they breathe.
***SIGN*** Carbon dioxide
**[18:21] ---**
So, if we exercise, sweat,
**[18:23] ---**
and breathe deeply a lot,
we might be able to lure it in.
**[18:28] ---**
Can we lure it in with sweeties?
**[18:32] ---**
Sweat well doing hard farm work,
and the mosquito will come flying.
**[18:35] ---**
It will take care of two birds
with one stone!
**[18:38] ---**
I-Is this really going
to achieve anything?
***SIGN*** Bzzzz
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[18:43] ---**
Gero gero gero gero...
**[18:45] ---**
Way to go, Fuyuki!
**[18:47] ---**
I'll put it to sleep with
the paralyzer mode!
**[18:51] ---**
Argh!! Stop bobbing and weaving!
**[18:58] ---**
One man down.
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[19:01] ---**
You grow up nice and big now!
**[19:04] ---**
Gero gero gero...
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[19:06] ---**
I have found it...
***SIGN*** I have found it!
**[19:11] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[19:13] ---**
Pesky critter!
**[19:22] ---**
At that moment... Lance Corporal's
trauma switch turned on!
***SIGN*** Click
**[19:26] ---**
Zeroro! There's a mosquito on your cheek!
***SIGN*** Mosquito
***SIGN*** Slap Slap Slap Slap
**[19:31] ---**
Now it's on your forehead!
Cheek! Other cheek!
**[19:35] ---**
Sorry. It got away.
**[19:37] ---**
Look how swollen my cheeks are!
**[19:40] ---**
Even my father never hit me!
**[19:43] ---**
Two down. Meanwhile!
**[19:45] ---**
Blood! I want blood, bzzzzir!
**[19:48] ---**
Uncle! If it will calm you down, I...
**[19:51] ---**
I will offer myself!
**[19:53] ---**
Or, like, self-sacrifice?
**[19:55] ---**
Go ahead.
**[19:57] ---**
Please suck...
**[20:00] ---**
I get curious and come to see
what is going on, and that woman!
**[20:02] ---**
How 'bout I suck your blood?!
**[20:04] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
What are you doing to Mois-chan?!
**[20:08] ---**
Natsumi-san, it's okay... I'm prepared to...
**[20:10] ---**
I can't allow that.
**[20:12] ---**
Calm down and behave!
**[20:15] ---**
Tama!
**[20:22] ---**
The commander's brain is pretty much
entirely striped mosquito now.
**[20:26] ---**
Then what about the mosquito?
**[20:28] ---**
Slippery enough now to screw with
Giroro-senpai and Dororo-senpai
**[20:30] ---**
and make them dig their own graves.
**[20:33] ---**
Like our commander himself.
**[20:36] ---**
It's starting to take after the sergeant?
**[20:37] ---**
Then maybe... Sis, what time is it right now?
**[20:41] ---**
Huh? Why, what is it?
**[20:42] ---**
The Sergeant Room!
**[20:44] ---**
Kululu, move the pods to the Sergeant Room!
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[20:50] ---**
Today's the day *Captain Geroro* airs.
**[20:52] ---**
If the mosquito's starting
to take after Sarge, then...
**[20:56] ---**
There! Look! It's just like I thought!
**[20:58] ---**
Okay... I won't let you get away!
**[21:01] ---**
Ah, it got away.
**[21:03] ---**
If I know Uncle, he's...
**[21:06] ---**
Keroro, moving out!
**[21:08] ---**
There he is!
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[21:09] ---**
Or he was, but then he flew away.
**[21:11] ---**
Then here is our trump card!
**[21:13] ---**
An unmade MG Zock!
**[21:16] ---**
We will lure him with this!
**[21:19] ---**
Gero!
**[21:20] ---**
Kululu-senpai, now!
**[21:22] ---**
Sure thing. Click!
***SIGN*** Transport Complete
**[21:35] ---**
Job done.
***SIGN*** Mosquito
***SIGN*** Mosquito
**[21:49] ---**
No worries.
**[21:51] ---**
It's a regular striped mosquito.
**[21:54] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:54] ---**
Sarge!
**[21:55] ---**
Uncle!
**[21:57] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:58] ---**
Sarge!
**[21:59] ---**
Un—
**[22:00] ---**
—cle?
**[22:01] ---**
Gero... Help me...
**[22:04] ---**
Help me, sir...
**[22:07] ---**
Out of the frying pan, into the fire.
**[22:09] ---**
But aren't you satisfied to be together with
the Gundam models you love so much, Sergeant?
**[22:13] ---**
Please... I've had enough, sir!
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline: 28 days remain!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:38] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro.
**[23:54] ---**
When you've got stuff to do like
homework or studying before a test,
***SIGN*** King Queen
**[23:58] ---**
you can't help running to cleaning, tidying up,
or making Gundam models, can you?
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[24:01] ---**
That's called putting your head
in the sand. Watch out, everyone!
**[24:05] ---**
But never mind that!
**[24:06] ---**
Could it be that my life is just... head-in-the-sand
disregard for our invasion of Pekopon?
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro & Natsumi: Who's The Hero, Sir?!"
**[24:15] ---**
It's a two-parter! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E126 - Keroro & Natsumi: Who's The Hero, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P4WZ/keroro--natsumi-whos-the-hero-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
This, as you know, is the counter that
tells the Pekopon invasion deadline.
**[01:35] ---**
The time remaining just went down to 22 days!
**[01:39] ---**
I-It just buzzed again, sir...
**[01:46] ---**
This slowly, steadily approaching
disturbing feeling...
**[01:49] ---**
Is this what they call... pressure?!
**[01:52] ---**
Something I can do in only 22 days...
**[01:56] ---**
I can make a 1/60 PG Zeta Gundam!
**[02:01] ---**
Fully transformable into Waverider!
**[02:04] ---**
It's really well made, I think!
**[02:06] ---**
Kero kero kero!
**[02:06] ---**
Umm, I think it'd be better if you
looked reality in the face a little bit more...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[02:10] ---**
Snap.
**[02:12] ---**
Woooo, woooo!
**[02:13] ---**
Hey! Hey! Are you listening to me?!
**[02:20] ---**
Keroro & Natsumi: Who's the Hero, Sir?!
**[02:28] ---**
Ohh, this is so much fun!
**[02:31] ---**
Now let's make everything sparkling white!
**[02:34] ---**
What on Earth is with him?
**[02:36] ---**
I think the impending Pekopon invasion
deadline has made him go crazies.
**[02:41] ---**
P-Pathetic.
**[02:43] ---**
Or, like, stubborn neglect?
**[02:45] ---**
Yes! That's just it, Lady Mois!
**[02:47] ---**
I want to just wash everything clean away!
**[02:51] ---**
So...
**[02:52] ---**
Come, come, Natsumi-sama, don't you have
anything else for me to wash up, dear?
**[02:56] ---**
Oh my! If my eyes don't deceive me,
your socks are a little dirty!
**[03:00] ---**
Huh?
**[03:01] ---**
Now let's get these washed nice and clean.
**[03:03] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[03:07] ---**
Goal!
**[03:09] ---**
Good grief.
**[03:09] ---**
N-Nice shot.
**[03:13] ---**
Escaping from reality, huh?
**[03:15] ---**
Why not come to this world, then?
**[03:17] ---**
Gero?
**[03:20] ---**
Here. Right here.
**[03:23] ---**
Hello!
**[03:25] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai?
**[03:27] ---**
What are you doing in the TV, sir?
**[03:29] ---**
Kululu called me, saying he'd invented a
fun machine, and inviting me to try it out.
**[03:35] ---**
This is really exciting.
**[03:40] ---**
Ohh!
**[03:41] ---**
A machine that lets you go
inside a game, sir?!
**[03:44] ---**
Is this thing really okay?
**[03:46] ---**
Looks okay, doesn't it?
I mean, it's got a horn and all.
**[03:49] ---**
You've been trapped inside a game
once before, right, commander?
**[03:53] ---**
I used that incident as a hint
towards the development of this.
**[03:57] ---**
I really thought I wasn't going
to be able to come back that time!
**[04:01] ---**
Made me sweat!
**[04:02] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, this does not happen often!
Let us all go into the game together!
**[04:06] ---**
Oh! You're absolutely right, sir!
**[04:08] ---**
You blasted fool!
**[04:09] ---**
Gero?
**[04:10] ---**
Now's not the time for
playing around, is it?!
**[04:12] ---**
There are only 22 days left until the
Pekopon invasion deadline!
**[04:16] ---**
Oh, don't be such a stickler, Giroro.
**[04:18] ---**
What?!
**[04:19] ---**
Hey, Lady Natsumi, I bet you
want to go with Master Saburo
**[04:22] ---**
and have a romance in the
game world, don'tcha?
**[04:24] ---**
Haha, what is this guy saying...
**[04:27] ---**
Hmph. Too bad.
**[04:29] ---**
There's no way Natsumi will allow you
to skip your chores and play games.
**[04:33] ---**
A fantasy RPG with Saburo-senpai...
**[04:38] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[04:40] ---**
Hero! If you wish to save your beloved
princess, you will have to defeat me!
**[04:44] ---**
Prince Saburo!
**[04:44] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[04:46] ---**
Fine by me! Here I come!
**[04:49] ---**
Hyper-Dimensional Prinslash!
**[04:51] ---**
Mega Saburo Slash!
**[04:57] ---**
Gerori...
**[04:59] ---**
Are you hurt, Princess Natsumi?
**[05:01] ---**
I always believed you would come to save me.
**[05:04] ---**
Mwaahhh...
**[05:05] ---**
Pr-Prince Saburo...
**[05:09] ---**
An RPG with all of us together!
Doesn't that sound like fun, Saburo-senpai?
**[05:13] ---**
Wha?!
**[05:14] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:14] ---**
RPGs are fun, aren't they?
**[05:17] ---**
Th-This guy!
**[05:18] ---**
Uh, so... Giroro down as not participating...
**[05:22] ---**
Ah... w-well.
**[05:24] ---**
Maybe soldiers do sometimes need a breather.
**[05:27] ---**
Let's do this RPG!
**[05:29] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:31] ---**
Then it's decided, sir!
**[05:33] ---**
Hold up a sec.
**[05:34] ---**
I haven't fully finished debugging it yet.
**[05:37] ---**
You sure?
**[05:39] ---**
Ah, it's fine, it's fine!
**[05:40] ---**
As long as I can escape from reality,
I'll take anything, sir!
**[05:47] ---**
Keroro, headset attached!
**[05:49] ---**
I'm ready over here, too.
**[05:53] ---**
Okay, here we go!
**[05:55] ---**
The best RPG ever,
developed by none other than me!
**[05:58] ---**
*Ultimate Final Dragon Fire
Wizard Evolution VII!*
**[06:02] ---**
Launch! With a click.
***SIGN*** It's starting!
**[06:12] ---**
Or, like, futures entwined?
**[06:14] ---**
Girooo...
**[06:16] ---**
F-For real?
**[06:17] ---**
Gerooo!
**[06:19] ---**
What is this?!
**[06:25] ---**
I-It feels kind of suffocating in here.
**[06:29] ---**
And my body feels really... creaky.
**[06:32] ---**
Ku?
**[06:32] ---**
...Sorry.
**[06:33] ---**
Looks like we already hit a bug.
**[06:36] ---**
Saburo, move it!
**[06:41] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[06:43] ---**
Wait, Natsumi!
**[06:45] ---**
Fortunate are those who are able
to remember the world of RPGs.
**[06:49] ---**
For they are surely spiritually enriched.
**[06:51] ---**
It is for that reason that I will relate to you
the following story, as the Keronians tell it...
**[07:02] ---**
Huh? What's going on?
**[07:05] ---**
So you have awoken, Hero.
**[07:07] ---**
Huh? Hero?
**[07:10] ---**
Wait, what's this?!
***SIGN*** Talk
Check
► Equip
Items
Bag
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi Lv. 1 HP 30 MP 5 Weapon: Commonplace Sword Defense: Commonplace Helmet Commonplace Armor
***SIGN*** King Queen
**[07:15] ---**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** I'll
comb
straight
out!
**[07:16] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[07:16] ---**
I'll comb straight out. We don't have time for
all the context, so to get right to the pont,
**[07:20] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[07:20] ---**
we want you to defeat the fearsome evil
demon lord and rescue the captured prince!
**[07:23] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, chance!
**[07:25] ---**
Why are you guys here?!
**[07:27] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, nice!
**[07:28] ---**
I'll comb straight out. Recycled character
designs are less work for the TV staff!
**[07:34] ---**
Too straight out...
**[07:35] ---**
And this is a photo of the imprisoned prince!
**[07:36] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[07:40] ---**
This prince is... Saburo-senpai?!
**[07:42] ---**
The other group of heroes are already
**[07:45] ---**
on their way to the demon lord's castle!
**[07:46] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[07:48] ---**
I'll comb straight out! The way we
do everything is really annoying!
***SIGN*** I'll
comb
straight
out!
**[07:52] ---**
The other group?
**[07:56] ---**
Noooo! Please, have mercy!
**[07:58] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[08:00] ---**
We are the hero's party.
**[08:03] ---**
Everyone, search this house
for treasure, sir!
**[08:07] ---**
Okay! I will check the cupboard!
**[08:10] ---**
Oraoraoraoraora!
**[08:12] ---**
Whassin here...
***SIGN*** Kululu found a Herb.
**[08:16] ---**
Just an herb...
***SIGN*** Kululu dropped a Herb.
**[08:18] ---**
Treasure!
**[08:19] ---**
Treasure?
**[08:21] ---**
Where is the treasure?!
**[08:27] ---**
Now this is the best part of RPGs!
**[08:30] ---**
You just can't resist searching around for
treasure when you go into someone's house!
***SIGN*** Keroro found a Tiny Medal!
**[08:34] ---**
I found a gold medal in this drawer, as well!
**[08:38] ---**
Or, like, thieving burglars?
**[08:39] ---**
Nice going, Lady Mois!
**[08:41] ---**
Please wait!
**[08:43] ---**
P-Please, anything but that!
**[08:47] ---**
That's the money I've been saving up
to feed my daughter next month!
**[08:51] ---**
Don't worry.
**[08:52] ---**
It's all to save the world.
**[08:55] ---**
We'll take every last coin, sir!
**[08:58] ---**
N-Nooooo...
**[09:00] ---**
Don't you think you've done enough?
**[09:01] ---**
Gero?
**[09:02] ---**
The highest priority right now is
to rush to the demon lord's castle!
**[09:06] ---**
Ohhh! You are truly the real hero!
**[09:10] ---**
Natsumi, too, will most likely head to the demon
lord's castle, where Saburo is imprisoned.
**[09:14] ---**
And then...
***SIGN*** It's dark...
**[09:16] ---**
It's dark... It's cramped...
***SIGN*** It's cramped...
**[09:20] ---**
I'm scared...
**[09:22] ---**
Prince Saburo!
**[09:22] ---**
Who are you?
**[09:24] ---**
The hero Natsumi! I have
come to save you, prince!
**[09:28] ---**
Thank you, Natsumi-chan!
**[09:30] ---**
Prince... kiss...
**[09:34] ---**
No! No! No!
**[09:36] ---**
Noooo!
**[09:40] ---**
We have to get to the demon lord's
castle before anyone else!
**[09:45] ---**
Uncle!
**[09:46] ---**
Wait for me!
**[09:48] ---**
I still have a thirty-year loan on my house!!
***SIGN*** Keroro's party ran away!!!
**[09:54] ---**
I'm back!
**[09:57] ---**
Ooh, is this a game console?
**[09:59] ---**
I guess you put this on?
**[10:01] ---**
Wait!
**[10:03] ---**
I apologize for taking such a violent action!
**[10:06] ---**
Dororo...
**[10:07] ---**
That machine exudes the scent of danger.
**[10:10] ---**
Dororo said he was getting a bad feeling,
so we came out of worry!
**[10:14] ---**
A bad feeling?
***SIGN*** Natsumi HP 30 MP 5 LV. 1
***SIGN*** Triffidra A appeared. Triffidra B appeared.
**[10:24] ---**
Tri tri...
***SIGN*** ► Talk Fight Check
**[10:28] ---**
Well, then... I'll just have to fight!
***SIGN*** Talk ► Fight Check
***SIGN*** 15 dmg to TrifdraA!!
**[10:33] ---**
Tri tri!
***SIGN*** 19 dmg to TrifdraB!!
**[10:36] ---**
Tri tri!
***SIGN*** Beat the Trifdras!
**[10:40] ---**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Natsumi gains 30 EXP!
**[10:42] ---**
Natsumi gains 30 EXP!
***SIGN*** Natsumi rose to Lv. 2.
**[10:47] ---**
Natsumi rose to Lv. 2!
***SIGN*** Gained 2 ATK.
**[10:50] ---**
Attack went up by 2,
and maybe other stuff went up, too.
***SIGN*** Gained 1 DEF.
**[10:53] ---**
Wow... It really is an RPG!
**[10:57] ---**
And you go on like this,
getting money and items.
**[11:00] ---**
But... even though I'm in a game,
**[11:04] ---**
it doesn't feel all that great
to be doing this.
**[11:08] ---**
Those are...
**[11:09] ---**
Sis!
**[11:12] ---**
Fuyuki? Is that you, Fuyuki?!
**[11:15] ---**
Keroro's adventure in
the RPG world had begun.
**[11:19] ---**
Will they be able to successfully defeat
the demon lord, and rescue Saburo?
**[11:26] ---**
And what fate awaits Fuyuki and the others
who have newly jumped into the RPG world?
**[11:37] ---**
That was definitely Fuyuki's voice!
**[11:40] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:42] ---**
If you're there, answer me!
***SIGN*** Rustle...
**[11:45] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Rustle... Rustle... Rustle...
**[11:48] ---**
Woof! Woof woof!
**[11:50] ---**
Oh, it's just a dog...
***SIGN*** The dog looks at you like it wants to join your party.
**[11:54] ---**
It's looking at me like it
wants to join my party?
**[11:57] ---**
Woof woof woof!
**[11:58] ---**
Okay! Even a doggy is more
reassuring than being alone.
**[12:03] ---**
Come on, over here.
**[12:05] ---**
Woof woof!
**[12:11] ---**
I turned back to normal!
**[12:13] ---**
Fuyuki! Why?
**[12:16] ---**
Uhh... I was told by Azumaya-san and
Dororo that this game was dangerous.
**[12:21] ---**
Koyuki-chan's here, too?
**[12:23] ---**
The thing is... we got
separated at some point.
**[12:27] ---**
Sis, have you heard anything about this game?
**[12:30] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[12:32] ---**
I haven't fully finished
debugging it yet. You sure?
**[12:36] ---**
That's terrible news!
**[12:38] ---**
Debugging is the work of fixing a
game program's bugs or mistakes!
**[12:43] ---**
If that's not finished, then...
**[12:46] ---**
Then... the reason Saburo-senpai
turned into an imprisoned prince...
**[12:49] ---**
And the reason I turned into a dog.
**[12:52] ---**
Both are because of the program's bugs!
**[12:54] ---**
Oh no...
**[12:55] ---**
Anyway, we should search
for Azumaya-san and the rest!
**[13:00] ---**
Azumaya-san!
**[13:03] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:05] ---**
Azumaya-san!
**[13:08] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:10] ---**
Azumaya-san!
**[13:12] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:15] ---**
She's not here, either.
**[13:17] ---**
Geez, where could Koyuki-chan
have gotten to?
**[13:21] ---**
The sun's already set for the day.
**[13:23] ---**
Let's ask the owner of that hut
to let us stay the night.
**[13:28] ---**
Excuse me!
**[13:32] ---**
Mountain!
**[13:34] ---**
The password! Mountain, and?
**[13:36] ---**
Uh... river?
**[13:38] ---**
Correct!
**[13:39] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:41] ---**
I got separated from Dororo and lost my way.
**[13:44] ---**
And then I spotted this hut,
so I was just having a little rest!
**[13:47] ---**
That's great to hear!
**[13:49] ---**
Looks like we've got another person now!
**[13:51] ---**
Yeah! A three-person party!
***SIGN*** Koyuki joined your party.
***SIGN*** Keroro Giroro Tamama Kululu Mois
**[13:58] ---**
There're so many of them!
We'll never cut them all down!
**[14:00] ---**
And we don't have much HP left...
**[14:03] ---**
Hmm, eat one of these, then.
**[14:06] ---**
What is this?
**[14:09] ---**
Curry bread, made by yours truly.
**[14:11] ---**
Use that to replenish your strength.
**[14:14] ---**
That'll be useful.
**[14:17] ---**
Spicy and fruity!
**[14:20] ---**
Strength at max!
**[14:22] ---**
Then let's go!
**[14:23] ---**
Okay!
**[14:24] ---**
Good luck, guys!
**[14:26] ---**
Are you going to help us fight,
even slightly?!
**[14:29] ---**
Well, I am a Jester, you see, sir,
**[14:32] ---**
so I'll leave battles to the
Warrior, Fighter, and Mage.
**[14:36] ---**
Where do you see a Mage?!
**[14:38] ---**
Behind you.
**[14:39] ---**
What?!
**[14:40] ---**
The Angol tribe's ultimate
esoteric technique!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[14:43] ---**
Armageddon!
**[14:44] ---**
One one-millionth!
***SIGN*** 1,000,000 damage to the Keroimes
**[14:52] ---**
Ohhh! She defeated all those
enemies in an instant!
***SIGN*** Giroro jumped up to Lv. 99.
**[14:59] ---**
Heh, instantly level 99!
***SIGN*** Became a Gladiator.
**[15:01] ---**
Udahaaaa! Say my name!!
***SIGN*** Tamama jumped up to Lv. 99.
***SIGN*** Tamama became successor.
***SIGN*** Keroro also jumped up to Lv. 99.
**[15:06] ---**
I feel the power welling up inside me!
**[15:13] ---**
Looks like that last attack of yours
was too devastating.
**[15:16] ---**
Or, like, karmic justice?
**[15:18] ---**
Gero!
**[15:19] ---**
Or, like, run, sir!
**[15:25] ---**
That was close, sir...
***SIGN*** Welcome!! To the Demon Lord's Castle!
**[15:29] ---**
I-It's...
**[15:31] ---**
Hmph. Who does he think we are?
**[15:34] ---**
Okay! Let's beat this evil
demon lord nice and quick,
**[15:37] ---**
and then I will become the
new lord of this world!
**[15:41] ---**
Hold it!
**[15:42] ---**
Gero?
**[15:43] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[15:44] ---**
Fukki's with her, too!
**[15:47] ---**
A challenger appears.
**[15:49] ---**
Tch! They're planning to defeat
the demon lord before us!
**[15:53] ---**
I won't let that happen, sir!
**[15:55] ---**
Sis! Sarge and the others are...
***SIGN*** Welcome!! To the Demon Lord's Castle!
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, hold it!
**[15:59] ---**
This game's not safe!
**[16:02] ---**
As if I'm gonna wait!
**[16:04] ---**
The seat of the demon lord is mi— Gero?
**[16:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:14] ---**
Uncle, hold on!
**[16:16] ---**
Hey! You mind letting go?
**[16:18] ---**
I can't, sir!
**[16:19] ---**
If I let go, I'll fall, sir!
**[16:21] ---**
Just let go!
**[16:23] ---**
Fall with me, sir!
**[16:25] ---**
Screw you! Fall on your own!
**[16:28] ---**
Ah.
**[16:29] ---**
Giroro, you heartless fiend!
***SIGN*** Heartless fiend...
**[16:32] ---**
Heartless fiend...
Heartless fiend... Heartless fiend...
**[16:35] ---**
Don't hate me for that.
**[16:37] ---**
Tama?
**[16:41] ---**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[16:42] ---**
Why are we falling, too?!
**[16:45] ---**
Or, like, total oneness?
**[16:46] ---**
If the party leader falls, everyone falls.
**[16:49] ---**
Sounds pretty RPG-like to me.
**[16:53] ---**
We were about to warn them that
this game was dangerous.
**[16:56] ---**
Then we should take it upon ourselves
to defeat the demon lord!
**[16:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:07] ---**
Wow.
**[17:08] ---**
A dead end?
**[17:09] ---**
I feel a strong ghostly air on
the other side of this door!
**[17:14] ---**
Brave heroes... pass through!
**[17:22] ---**
Let's go.
**[17:23] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:26] ---**
Natsumi-san, get back!
**[17:34] ---**
That voice, it's...
**[17:35] ---**
It can't be... Saburo-senpai?!
**[17:38] ---**
I was once known by that name.
**[17:44] ---**
But now I am lord of this dark world.
**[17:47] ---**
Dark Sabulord!
**[17:52] ---**
Saburo-senpai! Why are you—?!
**[17:54] ---**
There's no mistaking it!
**[17:56] ---**
Saburo-san is being controlled
by those red bug-like things!
**[18:00] ---**
What?!
**[18:04] ---**
Looks like it was a shortcut.
**[18:06] ---**
Or, like, insane comeback?
**[18:08] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[18:09] ---**
Demon lord, you shall curse
your meeting me here!
**[18:12] ---**
Savor the taste of my ultimate attack, sir!
**[18:16] ---**
A-yeah! A-huh! A-yeah!
***SIGN*** Keroro did a peculiar dance!
**[18:29] ---**
M-My most stylish aspect today...
***SIGN*** Keroro's dance was pointless...
**[18:33] ---**
What in blazes are those red things?!
**[18:36] ---**
They're an aggregation of all the bugs
that arose during the game.
**[18:40] ---**
Why did you leave those things unchecked?!
**[18:43] ---**
I *told you* I hadn't finished debugging it.
**[18:46] ---**
I will eradicate you heroes,
**[18:48] ---**
and reign over this world
as its eternal lord!
**[18:52] ---**
Enough!
**[18:53] ---**
Take my critical!
**[18:56] ---**
We'll force our way through!
***SIGN*** Koyuki's party made a desperate attack!!!
***SIGN*** But it can't deal any damage!
**[19:01] ---**
Our attack doesn't work on him?!
**[19:04] ---**
Zero damage!
**[19:06] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
isn't there anything you can do, sir?
**[19:10] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:11] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[19:13] ---**
Wait, Mois-chan!
**[19:15] ---**
S-Sis?
**[19:18] ---**
Don't, Natsumi-san!
**[19:20] ---**
Stop!
**[19:20] ---**
He's not the Saburo you know!
**[19:23] ---**
What's the matter? What are you
going to do as a mere Lv. 2?
***SIGN*** Natsumi HP 48 MP 7 LV. 2
**[19:28] ---**
Saburo-senpai.
**[19:33] ---**
Back then, Fuyuki had turned
into a dog because of a bug,
**[19:37] ---**
but he turned back to normal.
**[19:39] ---**
If... my thoughts are correct...
**[19:42] ---**
...he should...
**[19:44] ---**
You're an eyesore. Begone!
**[19:47] ---**
I'll let you...
**[19:49] ---**
...join my party!
**[19:53] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:56] ---**
Come on.
**[19:57] ---**
Let's go together.
**[20:00] ---**
Y-You'd... invite me... into your party?!
**[20:12] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[20:14] ---**
Um, what?
**[20:17] ---**
The original system was to turn monsters
into party members through love, see.
**[20:21] ---**
L-Love...?
**[20:26] ---**
Are you okay, Saburo-senpai?
**[20:29] ---**
Huh? Where am I?
**[20:31] ---**
You'd better be thankful.
**[20:33] ---**
Huh?
**[20:34] ---**
It was Natsumi's kindness and
spirit of fellowship that saved you.
**[20:38] ---**
Anyway, I guess that means
we've beaten the game, sir!
**[20:42] ---**
Or, like, happy ending?
**[20:44] ---**
Now wait, this all happened because you said
you wanted to escape from reality, remember?
**[20:49] ---**
You said you wanted to play it, too.
**[20:51] ---**
Huh? I did?
**[20:53] ---**
Ahh! So mean, so mean, so mean, so mean!
**[20:57] ---**
Gero?
**[20:57] ---**
You scumbags....
**[21:01] ---**
Th-That voice...
**[21:02] ---**
Dororo!
**[21:04] ---**
Oh, crap... I totally forgot about him...
**[21:08] ---**
You left me out again and happily
played RPGs together!
**[21:13] ---**
This is...
**[21:15] ---**
...that gimmick where you beat
the "final boss," the demon lord,
**[21:17] ---**
only to reveal that there was an even more
powerful Demon King behind the scenes!
**[21:22] ---**
The multiplying bugs are absorbing trauma
energy and getting even more powerful!
**[21:28] ---**
You are all so mean...
**[21:30] ---**
So mean!!
**[21:38] ---**
Tama?
**[21:40] ---**
Gero? We're...
**[21:42] ---**
...back home!
**[21:45] ---**
I see!
**[21:46] ---**
You pressed the reset button for us!
***SIGN*** Cat Reset
**[21:50] ---**
Haha... You're all... so mean...
**[21:54] ---**
Dororo-senpai, are you okay?
**[21:56] ---**
Dororo...
**[21:59] ---**
But anyway, what about this?
**[22:01] ---**
Gero?
**[22:01] ---**
I have one other RPG in development
right now. You wanna play?
**[22:06] ---**
It's perfect for escaping from reality.
**[22:09] ---**
Gero!
**[22:11] ---**
I don't wanna run from reality anymore, sir!
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline: 21 days remain!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here.
***SIGN*** Giroro-sama
**[23:54] ---**
When the Pekopon invasion
is over and I've retired,
**[23:56] ---**
I want to set up a 1/1 diorama of Solomon
and A Baoa Qu in the solar system,
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion
**[24:00] ---**
and think nostalgically of bygone days, sir.
**[24:03] ---**
But never mind that. My Very Easy Method
Just Speeds Up Naming Planets, right?
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: A Secret Trip To The Moon, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Giroro: Commence Operation
Typhoon Invasion, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Please take it
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E127 - Keroro: A Secret Trip To The Moon, Sir! / Giroro: Commence Operation Typhoon Invasion, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9V1Q/keroro-a-secret-trip-to-the-moon-sir--giroro-commence-operation-typhoon-invasion-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:31] ---**
Tonight is a harvest moon.
**[01:34] ---**
A day when the moon is very beautiful.
**[01:37] ---**
Wow... it's so pretty!
**[01:40] ---**
Come to think of it, we went to
the moon last year, didn't we?
**[01:42] ---**
Yes, that was when they met
Princess Kaguya of the planet Nayotake.
**[01:47] ---**
I'd like to go there again.
**[01:50] ---**
Why don't we ask Sarge?
**[01:52] ---**
Huh?
**[01:55] ---**
Only 18 more days...
**[01:57] ---**
I have to invade Pekopon
in only 18 more days...
**[02:01] ---**
...or we'll be taken back to Keron!
**[02:05] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Fantasiz Meditating
Please Knock
**[02:06] ---**
Hey, Sarge! We want to go to the
moon again. Can you take us?
**[02:10] ---**
Please! I'll buy you some starfruit! Okay?
**[02:14] ---**
Gaaah! I have so much to do!
I can't waste time going to the moon!
***SIGN*** Moon
**[02:20] ---**
Th-The moon?
**[02:24] ---**
Come on, Sarge...
**[02:27] ---**
The moon, you say?
**[02:34] ---**
Keroro: A Secret Trip To The Moon, Sir!
**[02:39] ---**
Ohhhhhh!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon Invasion Pekopon
**[02:41] ---**
This is it! This is how we can complete
our invasion before the deadline!
**[02:47] ---**
Keroro! I've found it!
***SIGN*** Weapon Land [Monthly] Amazing! Reader Presents 1. Complete Transformation Set 2. Commando Cosplay Ticket 3. Tempest Grenade 3 Great Booklets! Special: Latest Weapons Report
**[02:49] ---**
With the weapon they're giving away
to the readers of this magazine,
**[02:52] ---**
we'll be guaranteed to be
able to conquer Pekopon!
***SIGN*** Empty...
**[02:55] ---**
Empty...
**[03:02] ---**
It's been so long since I rode in this!
**[03:04] ---**
Huh? You've ridden in it before, Fuyuki?
**[03:07] ---**
Yeah. This is Sarge's personal comet.
**[03:10] ---**
Yes. Its name: the Red Comet,
MS06-Special.
***SIGN*** Red Comet My Suisei 06-Special!
**[03:14] ---**
The others couldn't come, though, huh?
**[03:17] ---**
They're overloaded with work.
Very busy people, sir!
**[03:20] ---**
Anyway, let's just treat this like
a little picnic outing and have fun!
**[03:24] ---**
To the moon! Let's go!
**[03:26] ---**
Woo!
**[03:28] ---**
Hmm. So none of you have seen Keroro, either.
**[03:32] ---**
And just as I thought of a failproof plan
for conquering Pekopon within the deadline...
**[03:37] ---**
It appears as though Fuyuki-dono
and Natsumi-dono are also not here.
**[03:41] ---**
Natsumi, too?!
**[03:42] ---**
I wonder what happened.
**[03:44] ---**
In space, is my guess?
**[03:47] ---**
*My Suisei* wasn't in the hangar.
**[03:50] ---**
What's going on?
**[03:51] ---**
I get the feeling he has got
some crazy idea again.
**[03:54] ---**
W-Well, regardless of the reason, it is
reassuring to know where they are, at least.
**[04:01] ---**
You think?
**[04:04] ---**
*My Suisei* hasn't had an energy resupply.
***SIGN*** 7 picograms
**[04:07] ---**
A long-distance flight's not in the cards.
You get what I'm saying?
**[04:10] ---**
What?!
**[04:16] ---**
Wooow!
**[04:18] ---**
It really is beautiful, no matter
how many times I see it.
**[04:21] ---**
Gerori.
**[04:22] ---**
Now's my chance!
**[04:25] ---**
I'll just leave this thing on the moon.
**[04:28] ---**
And then...
***SIGN*** Communication In Progress
**[04:31] ---**
Huh? Invasion deadline counter?
**[04:33] ---**
Never heard of it!
**[04:35] ---**
For real, nothing like that ever came to me.
**[04:40] ---**
That's where it was, sir!
**[04:42] ---**
Ohh, so I guess it got sent
to the moon by accident, sir!
**[04:47] ---**
I guess we can call off
the invasion deadline.
**[04:49] ---**
Okay? Okay?
**[04:52] ---**
This way I won't be troubled by the counter
or the invasion deadline any more!
**[04:55] ---**
A splendid idea, if I do say so myself, sir!
**[04:58] ---**
Petty-minded as usual.
**[04:59] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[05:01] ---**
What are you laughing about?
**[05:04] ---**
Sarge, what's that?
**[05:05] ---**
Ah, it's... uh... um...
**[05:10] ---**
This is Skull-1.
**[05:12] ---**
Please respond. This is Skull-1.
**[05:14] ---**
They're not picking up...
**[05:16] ---**
Hey, can you hear me, Keroro?! Thi—
**[05:21] ---**
C-Cut off...
**[05:24] ---**
Close call, close call!
**[05:26] ---**
If the guys in the platoon find out
I came here to throw away the counter,
**[05:29] ---**
they'll kick up a fuss about it.
**[05:31] ---**
What was it, Sarge?
**[05:33] ---**
Ahhh, it was nothing, sir!
***SIGN*** Incoming Call: Tamama
**[05:38] ---**
Hello, this is Keroro!
**[05:40] ---**
I can't answer the phone right now, so please
leave a short message in the next 20 seconds.
**[05:44] ---**
It is no good. I am just getting
the answering machine.
**[05:47] ---**
So we can't even reach him by
ultra-long-range cellphone.
**[05:51] ---**
You all had those?
**[05:53] ---**
No one gave me their number...
**[05:57] ---**
Kululu. Any luck?
**[06:00] ---**
Nope. Getting nothing on radar, either.
***SIGN*** Phone number... Phone number...
**[06:04] ---**
He is clearly up to something.
**[06:07] ---**
Why now, when we're so close
to the invasion deadline?!
**[06:11] ---**
Th-The counter's gone!!
**[06:13] ---**
Ah, so it is!
**[06:15] ---**
And *My Suisei*'s remaining energy
is gonna be a problem real soon.
**[06:22] ---**
Yahoo!
**[06:24] ---**
Wait, Sis!
**[06:29] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[06:31] ---**
This is perfect, sir.
**[06:33] ---**
I just need to fill the hole, and this
whole thing will be dead and buried.
**[06:36] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[06:38] ---**
You can't throw stuff away here!
**[06:41] ---**
No, I, but...
**[06:43] ---**
I have to bury it here.
**[06:45] ---**
What are you talking about?
Respect the environment and take it home!
**[06:48] ---**
Gero...
**[06:51] ---**
Woo! Boing! Woo!
***SIGN*** Please Take
**[06:55] ---**
Lady Natsumi won't find it here.
**[07:02] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[07:06] ---**
Sarge! Behind you!
**[07:08] ---**
Gero? That's strange, sir.
***SIGN*** Please Take
**[07:13] ---**
Okay, better.
**[07:15] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[07:17] ---**
Sarge, behind you!
**[07:20] ---**
Gero...
**[07:34] ---**
Gerori.
**[07:42] ---**
This thing...
**[07:44] ---**
...can move, can it, sir?
**[07:45] ---**
In that case...
**[07:47] ---**
Clock Up!
**[07:53] ---**
I think this is far enough.
**[07:54] ---**
It shouldn't be able to reach me heeargh!
**[07:58] ---**
Acceleration Mode!
**[08:04] ---**
This should do it.
**[08:06] ---**
Gero!
**[08:07] ---**
Huh? Where are we?
**[08:13] ---**
I ran around so much,
I lost track of where *My Suisei* is.
**[08:20] ---**
That way?!
**[08:21] ---**
Thank you!
**[08:23] ---**
Okay! Here you go, Mash! Go fetch!
**[08:31] ---**
Good boy, good boy!
**[08:33] ---**
Who's a good boy, Mash!
***SIGN*** Mash
**[08:37] ---**
Now I really look at him, he's pretty cute!
**[08:40] ---**
Okay, Mash!
**[08:42] ---**
Go fetch...
**[08:44] ---**
...sir!
**[08:50] ---**
Now, sir!
**[08:52] ---**
Lady Natsumi, Master Fuyuki!
**[08:54] ---**
It's time to go home!
**[08:57] ---**
I've got some urgent business!
**[09:01] ---**
Okay, let's go, let's go!
**[09:03] ---**
I wanted to stay a little longer.
**[09:05] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:07] ---**
I'll take you again next week.
**[09:09] ---**
Well then, blast-off!
**[09:15] ---**
Kero...?
**[09:16] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:19] ---**
O-Out of energy, sir...
**[09:23] ---**
Tee hee.
***SIGN*** 0 picograms
**[09:24] ---**
Don't give me "tee hee"!
**[09:26] ---**
Th-Then we...
**[09:28] ---**
Don't worry, Master Fuyuki.
**[09:30] ---**
We'll just call for help, and...
**[09:34] ---**
Did I break that earlier?
**[09:37] ---**
Ahh, but it's okay.
**[09:39] ---**
See, I've got a cellphone!
***SIGN*** Please recharge
**[09:40] ---**
Which is out of batteries.
**[09:42] ---**
Gero...
**[09:43] ---**
Then... does that mean that we have...
**[09:47] ---**
...no way of getting out of here?
**[09:49] ---**
So it would seem, sir.
**[09:55] ---**
Both of you...
**[09:57] ---**
I can't apologize enough, sir.
**[09:59] ---**
Sarge...
**[10:00] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[10:02] ---**
I've caused trouble for you again.
**[10:05] ---**
I've really learned my lesson this time, sir.
**[10:08] ---**
It's okay.
**[10:10] ---**
You had no idea this was going to happen.
**[10:13] ---**
And complaining won't get us home.
**[10:16] ---**
We'll just have to keep up hope.
**[10:19] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[10:21] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[10:23] ---**
Hey... are you finding it
kinda hard to breathe?
**[10:26] ---**
Yeah, I am...
**[10:28] ---**
Gero...
**[10:30] ---**
Me too, sir...
***SIGN*** Warning Low oxygen remaining
**[10:35] ---**
The oxygen...
**[10:37] ---**
...is running out.
**[10:39] ---**
Oh... Oh no...
**[10:42] ---**
Sis...
**[10:44] ---**
F-Fuyuki...
**[10:49] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Lady Natsumi...
**[10:52] ---**
D-Don't fall asleep...
**[10:55] ---**
...sir...
**[10:57] ---**
Were we... climbing a snowy mountain...?
**[11:00] ---**
G-Gero...?
**[11:04] ---**
That's...!
**[11:08] ---**
Ma...
**[11:10] ---**
Mash!
**[11:17] ---**
Mash...
**[11:19] ---**
I'm... exhausted...
**[11:38] ---**
Hey, Keroro! Get it together, Keroro!
**[11:41] ---**
Gero?!
**[11:43] ---**
You okay?
**[11:44] ---**
Huh?
**[11:45] ---**
Sarge!
**[11:46] ---**
I don't know what happened,
but we were saved!
**[11:49] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Lady Natsumi!
**[11:51] ---**
Hey, you! What happened up there?!
**[11:55] ---**
Gero...!
**[11:57] ---**
Was it...
**[11:59] ---**
...Mash?!
**[12:01] ---**
And so, Sergeant Keroro
was saved by the counter.
**[12:05] ---**
Mash!
**[12:07] ---**
Fetch, sir!
**[12:09] ---**
Look how well he's getting along
with the counter now.
**[12:13] ---**
Good boy.
**[12:14] ---**
We're getting along so well,
**[12:16] ---**
maybe he'll even extend the deadline for me!
**[12:20] ---**
You won't?!
**[12:29] ---**
Come on! What's wrong with you?
**[12:32] ---**
You're an idiot, Mash.
**[12:33] ---**
And I thought we were getting along so well.
**[12:36] ---**
We're not friends anymore, sir!
**[12:38] ---**
Tch. That idiot.
**[12:41] ---**
Ahh, so cute!
**[12:45] ---**
What's that?
**[12:46] ---**
Combination foodstuff and gunpowder?
**[12:49] ---**
No, no.
**[12:50] ---**
These are cosmos.
Koyuki-chan gave them to me.
***SIGN*** Cosmos
**[12:53] ---**
Wh—?! That woman!
**[12:55] ---**
Such wimpy things have
no place on the battlefield!
**[13:00] ---**
This is not a battlefield!
**[13:02] ---**
Giro...
**[13:06] ---**
Yes. In this season where cosmos bloom,
**[13:09] ---**
it happens suddenly...
**[13:16] ---**
Giroro: Commence Operation
Typhoon Invasion, Sir!
**[13:21] ---**
What in blazes am I doing?
**[13:25] ---**
Being influenced by those flowers...
**[13:28] ---**
What right do I have to complain at Keroro?
**[13:31] ---**
I used to be a prideful Keron Army soldier!
***SIGN*** Today Boys are Banned! Stupid Frogs, Too!!
**[13:37] ---**
And now look at me.
***SIGN*** Thou too must
Cold elder
Elder brother thou must be cold
Cold thou too
**[13:39] ---**
Isn't the one holding back
our invasion of Pekopon...
**[13:43] ---**
...actually me?!
**[13:45] ---**
Ah, he's aware!
**[13:50] ---**
It's me.
**[13:51] ---**
What?!
**[13:53] ---**
It's been uncertain whether this typhoon
would make landfall or not,
**[13:56] ---**
but it seems to have made up its mind,
**[13:59] ---**
and is expected to come ashore
sometime this evening.
**[14:01] ---**
Its strength is still unstable,
but caution is advised.
**[14:02] ---**
This typhoon's so weird!
**[14:04] ---**
Behaves like you, Sarge.
**[14:06] ---**
Typhoon?
**[14:08] ---**
Then he must be quite the
talented and dependable
**[14:10] ---**
green-colored nice guy, sir.
**[14:13] ---**
Sarge...
**[14:14] ---**
Don't you know what a typhoon is?
**[14:17] ---**
Not a clue.
**[14:18] ---**
Well, a typhoon is—
***SIGN*** Gut feeling...
Gut feeling...
**[14:21] ---**
At that moment, the boy was
struck by a certain gut feeling!
**[14:24] ---**
N-Nothing. It's nothing important.
**[14:27] ---**
Gero?
**[14:29] ---**
Is that so, sir?
**[14:30] ---**
Then I guess I'll make the rest in my room.
**[14:37] ---**
That was close...
**[14:38] ---**
If he'd been like, "Gero gerori.
**[14:40] ---**
I can use this for my invasion, sir,"
**[14:43] ---**
then we'd have bigger things to
worry about than the typhoon.
**[14:48] ---**
Typhoon, is it?
**[14:49] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[14:51] ---**
I heard a package arrived for me?!
**[14:53] ---**
Yup.
***SIGN*** Giroro-sama
**[14:58] ---**
Ohhh!
**[14:59] ---**
The Tempest Grenade superweapon!
***SIGN*** Weapon Land [Monthly] Amazing! Reader Presents 1. Complete Transformation Set 2. Commando Cosplay Ticket 3. Tempest Grenade 3 Great Booklets! Special: Latest Weapons Report
**[15:02] ---**
I can't believe I actually won it!
**[15:04] ---**
With this... we can conquer
Pekopon in one fell swoop!
**[15:08] ---**
I coulda made one for you if you'd asked.
**[15:13] ---**
Who'd rely on you?
**[15:16] ---**
If I use this, the Pekopon invasion
could be over by the end of tomorrow!
**[15:20] ---**
But...
**[15:21] ---**
Giroro!
**[15:22] ---**
Nnnggh! Keep your mind focused!
**[15:25] ---**
We are invaders!
**[15:27] ---**
Kululu!
**[15:29] ---**
What's a typhoon?
Can we use it for an invasion?
**[15:32] ---**
Typhoon, huh?
**[15:33] ---**
A picture's worth a thousand words.
**[15:39] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, I'm ready!
**[15:41] ---**
Roger. Start simulation.
**[15:50] ---**
This is a strong large typhoon.
**[15:52] ---**
Huh, I see!
**[15:54] ---**
It doesn't seem that bad, sir!
**[15:57] ---**
Next is a very strong large typhoon.
**[16:00] ---**
Oh-ho, this is impressive!
**[16:02] ---**
Might be usable for an invasion!
I can't open my eyes!
**[16:05] ---**
A very strong extremely large typhoon,
this one much stronger.
**[16:08] ---**
This is dangerous! I could get hurt!
**[16:11] ---**
A violent, extremely, extremely large typhoon!
**[16:13] ---**
Gero!!
**[16:16] ---**
St-Stop it!
**[16:19] ---**
Hm? Commander?
**[16:23] ---**
So this is a typhoon?
**[16:24] ---**
Yup.
**[16:26] ---**
A natural disaster you don't see on planets
like ours, or ones with a bit of advanced tech.
**[16:32] ---**
Pekopon still goes nuts anytime
one of these turns up.
**[16:36] ---**
Your Tempest Grenade
**[16:38] ---**
is a tactical climactic weapon capable
of using typhoons like these at will.
**[16:42] ---**
With its power,
**[16:44] ---**
you could freeze all Pekopon's
systems in a single shot,
**[16:48] ---**
so conquering the planet would be trivial.
**[16:50] ---**
Though, you do only get the one shot.
Better think twice before using it...
**[16:57] ---**
Yep. I closed the rain shutters.
**[16:59] ---**
And we've got leftovers from
yesterday we can eat, so...
**[17:02] ---**
It sounds like it's going to get
even worse, so take care, Natsumi.
**[17:06] ---**
Okay, I will. You, too!
**[17:09] ---**
I wonder if she'll be able to make it back.
**[17:11] ---**
They might stop the trains.
**[17:14] ---**
The cosmos I got from Koyuki-chan...
**[17:17] ---**
They might get ruined...
**[17:24] ---**
You must be kidding!
**[17:26] ---**
I'd have to have a death wish to
invade Pekopon at a time like this!
**[17:30] ---**
The smart way to live is to spend days
like this indoors making Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Extremely Large Typhoon Comes Ashore?!
**[17:34] ---**
The large typhoon that continues
to build in strength
**[17:36] ---**
is predicted to make landfall near Shizuoka.
**[17:42] ---**
Sarge?
**[17:43] ---**
Shizuoka...
**[17:45] ---**
The Shizuoka Hobby Show...
**[17:47] ---**
Famous in the model-making industry...
**[17:51] ---**
The Gundam model factory is in danger!
**[17:53] ---**
Not on my watch!
**[17:57] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[17:57] ---**
Sarge?
**[17:59] ---**
Typhoon!
**[18:00] ---**
I cannot allow you to do as you please
with the Shizuoka local industry!
**[18:04] ---**
The increased humidity caused
by the tropical cyclone
**[18:07] ---**
activates the Keroro of "back then"!
**[18:08] ---**
This man is now the eye of the typhoon!
***SIGN*** Eye
**[18:13] ---**
Hey!
**[18:14] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:21] ---**
Wind! Clouds!
***SIGN*** Eye
**[18:22] ---**
Lightning!
**[18:24] ---**
I will protect the Gundam models!
**[18:28] ---**
What on Earth is he thinking?!
**[18:31] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[18:33] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:34] ---**
Sarge dashed out somewhere
in the middle of the typhoon.
**[18:37] ---**
What?!
**[18:39] ---**
An extremely unusual meteorological
phenomenon is currently occurring.
**[18:43] ---**
A small-scale typhoon
that leapt out of Japan
**[18:45] ---**
has collided with the large typhoon!
**[18:47] ---**
Don't tell me that's him?
**[18:49] ---**
Looks like it.
***SIGN*** Gerooooooo
**[18:52] ---**
Ah, the small typhoon just disappeared!
**[18:55] ---**
Ah. It disappeared.
**[18:56] ---**
What do we do?! Sarge just...
**[18:59] ---**
Huh? Giroro?
**[19:03] ---**
That idiot...
**[19:05] ---**
We won't get another chance like this
to conquer Pekopon!
**[19:09] ---**
Target confirmed. Moving in
a high-speed helical pattern.
**[19:12] ---**
Now entering the center of the storm zone.
**[19:16] ---**
What is he doing?!
**[19:22] ---**
Target acquired.
**[19:24] ---**
Gero!
**[19:27] ---**
Keroro!
**[19:44] ---**
Keroro!!
**[19:56] ---**
Tch... In that case...
**[20:14] ---**
If I use this...
**[20:16] ---**
But...
**[20:18] ---**
You do only get the one shot.
Better think twice before using it.
**[20:23] ---**
My mission...
**[20:26] ---**
The invasion of Pekopon...!
**[21:15] ---**
Unbelievable.
***SIGN*** Extremely Large Typhoon Comes Ashore?!
**[21:17] ---**
The typhoon has disappeared.
**[21:20] ---**
What's going on?
**[21:21] ---**
Oh! Looks like I'll be able to get home!
**[21:25] ---**
Naruto-1, this is Skull-1.
**[21:27] ---**
Attack complete.
**[21:29] ---**
Returning home.
**[21:30] ---**
Furthermore, for this mission,
**[21:33] ---**
I prioritized the rescue of our commander
over our invasion activities.
**[21:36] ---**
Naruto-1, roger.
**[21:38] ---**
Well, seems like it was
the right decision, senpai.
**[21:41] ---**
What?
**[21:42] ---**
Despite what I said,
**[21:43] ---**
these Pekoponian guys have been
fighting against typhoons for ages.
**[21:48] ---**
I doubt they'd be so easily
conquered by something like that.
**[22:02] ---**
I can't believe how clear
and bright out it is!
**[22:06] ---**
I'm so glad!
**[22:08] ---**
The invasion turned out just as usual,
**[22:10] ---**
but it wasn't just the sky
that brightened today.
**[22:13] ---**
Was it, Corporal Giroro?
**[22:16] ---**
Pekopon invasion deadline: 14 days remain.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:54] ---**
Only 14 days left on the counter.
**[23:56] ---**
The Pekopon invasion deadline that's been making
a quiet appearance each week is finally upon us.
**[24:00] ---**
There's not even the time
to evacuate anymore!
**[24:02] ---**
Goodbye, everyone! Goodbye!
**[24:05] ---**
Next time will be the start of
our new program, *Sergeant Major Kululu.*
**[24:08] ---**
No, it won't! It's not over yet!
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro's Last Resort:
Praying to the Gods, Sir?"
**[24:15] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E128 - Keroro's Last Resort: Praying to the Gods, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WGZW/keroros-last-resort-praying-to-the-gods-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:32] ---**
Very little time remains
for the Keroro Platoon.
**[01:35] ---**
At the very brink of their critical moment,
the platoon's desperate struggle continues!
**[01:39] ---**
Wait, what? Washing dishes?
**[01:42] ---**
Busy, busy...
***SIGN*** Gero Hot Springs
**[01:45] ---**
Good grief! I'm busy!
**[01:47] ---**
Why do I always have so much
to do at times like this?
**[01:51] ---**
Tch. I don't have the time to invade Pekopon!
**[01:54] ---**
Ah, so busy, so busy!
**[01:55] ---**
Sergeant, aren't you forgetting
the reason you're here?
**[01:56] ---**
So busy, so busy...
**[01:59] ---**
Gero!
**[02:02] ---**
Ow... Gero?
**[02:05] ---**
M-Mash...
**[02:07] ---**
Did you want something?
**[02:09] ---**
Gero!
**[02:15] ---**
Conquering Pekopon in only
9 more days is impossible.
**[02:19] ---**
Fine. Then it's time for my last resort.
**[02:26] ---**
I pray that our invasion goes well.
**[02:29] ---**
Praying to a god?!
**[02:35] ---**
Keroro's Last Resort:
Praying to the Gods, Sir?
***SIGN*** Improve your Luck Success in Love -- O-gero-sama
**[02:40] ---**
But! But! But!
**[02:43] ---**
And this is your so-called last resort?!
***SIGN*** O-gero-sama
**[02:46] ---**
This O-gero-sama is rumored
to be really effective!
**[02:50] ---**
Praying to a god...
**[02:51] ---**
Aren't you ashamed, as a soldier?!
**[02:54] ---**
Not at all? O-gero-sama's gonna save me!
**[02:57] ---**
You dumbo!
**[02:58] ---**
Excuse me!
**[03:01] ---**
If you'd like, have a taste of these
instant O-gero-sama dumplings!
***SIGN*** Instant O-gero-sama Dumplings
**[03:06] ---**
I'll have one, thank you!
***SIGN*** Offertory Box
**[03:08] ---**
Or like, warmly welcomed?
**[03:10] ---**
Here you go, Uncle.
**[03:12] ---**
Thinking back, even these instant dumplings
**[03:14] ---**
were something we popularized.
**[03:17] ---**
So when it comes down to it...
**[03:19] ---**
...there's at least some proof...
**[03:24] ---**
...that we were here on Pekopon.
**[03:28] ---**
Yes...
**[03:30] ---**
I did what I could.
**[03:32] ---**
Isn't that what counts?
**[03:34] ---**
I burned up. I burned out. To pure whiteness.
**[03:37] ---**
You moron!
**[03:41] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:42] ---**
Like now's the time to be burning out!
**[03:44] ---**
Ow ow ow ow.
**[03:46] ---**
Who threw this oversized rock into the pond?!
**[03:50] ---**
Gather around, ladies and gentlemen!
**[03:51] ---**
What we have here is Oil of O-gero-sama.
***SIGN*** O-gero-sama Oil Pots
**[03:55] ---**
Athlete's foot, heat rash, hay fever.
**[03:58] ---**
It works on so many other things, too!
**[04:01] ---**
Oil, please!
**[04:02] ---**
Me, too!
**[04:02] ---**
Me, three!
**[04:03] ---**
And here we have happiness-bringing
O-kero-sama goods!
**[04:06] ---**
T-shirts and cellphone straps!
**[04:09] ---**
They'll all bring you good things!
**[04:10] ---**
Strap, please!
***SIGN*** O-gero-sama
**[04:11] ---**
T-shirt, please!
**[04:13] ---**
Oil, please!
**[04:14] ---**
They're selling so many!
**[04:16] ---**
Maybe I'll buy some oil, too.
**[04:18] ---**
Hm?
**[04:20] ---**
Wait...
**[04:24] ---**
Wha?!
**[04:25] ---**
What am I seeing?
**[04:26] ---**
This is...
**[04:28] ---**
This must be...
**[04:30] ---**
...the last chance
given to me by O-gero-sama!
***SIGN*** Yamada Tatami Store
**[04:34] ---**
Okay, so.
**[04:36] ---**
What should I do for dinner?
**[04:39] ---**
Huh?
**[04:40] ---**
Come on by, have a look!
***SIGN*** Just Opened Today Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
***SIGN*** Exit Entrance
Guide
**[04:43] ---**
This way for O-giro-sama,
the one everyone's talking about!
**[04:46] ---**
If you rub O-giro-sama's head,
any wish you have will come true!
***SIGN*** Guide
**[04:50] ---**
We are all blessed to have O-giro-sama!
***SIGN*** Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
**[04:52] ---**
Please, try it out and see!
**[04:54] ---**
O-giro-sama?
***SIGN*** O-giro-sama
**[04:59] ---**
Customers should be here soon.
**[05:02] ---**
All prepared?
**[05:04] ---**
Fully!
**[05:05] ---**
But, Mr. Sergeant, does this actually work?
***SIGN*** O-giro-sama Goods
**[05:09] ---**
Keh! Even if it doesn't,
**[05:12] ---**
our job will be to make them believe it does!
**[05:16] ---**
So that's what you're up to.
**[05:18] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:19] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi?
**[05:20] ---**
Conning people again.
**[05:23] ---**
C-Conning? That's a bit much, ma'am!
**[05:26] ---**
Gyaaah! Stopppp!
***SIGN*** Room of Horrors
**[05:31] ---**
The... the slugs...!
**[05:31] ---**
G-Giroro?
**[05:33] ---**
We use certain methods
***SIGN*** Oil of O-giro-sama
**[05:36] ---**
to extract Oil of O-giro-sama
from the real Giroro.
**[05:40] ---**
See? Not a con.
***SIGN*** Grasp hold of good fortune with O-giro-sama goods!
**[05:42] ---**
That's not the problem!
**[05:44] ---**
In the first place, Giroro's oil
won't have any benefits!
**[05:47] ---**
We have that point covered, too!
**[05:49] ---**
It is only 10% Giroro oil.
**[05:51] ---**
For the remaining 90%, we're using
real, authentic Oil of O-gero-sama!
***SIGN*** The sparkle of the real thing
**[05:56] ---**
That is what they call a con!
**[06:01] ---**
Please, do not push! It is dangerous!
**[06:03] ---**
L-Line up! Line up!
**[06:06] ---**
No way.
**[06:07] ---**
You can always count on the youth
to jump at anything new, sir!
**[06:11] ---**
Just what I was hoping for, sir.
**[06:13] ---**
Ah, don't push, don't push!
**[06:15] ---**
Line up, sir!
**[06:16] ---**
Hmph! They'll find out
it's all a con soon enough.
**[06:20] ---**
Okay, don't push, don't push.
**[06:23] ---**
Only two per person.
**[06:25] ---**
Sarge!
**[06:25] ---**
Gero?
**[06:26] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:27] ---**
You've got so many people here!
**[06:29] ---**
Don't we?!
**[06:30] ---**
I think praying to a god is
a kind of self-suggestion,
**[06:34] ---**
so there might be times when believing
actually makes a wish come true.
**[06:38] ---**
Nothing less than what I expected
of you, Master Fuyuki.
**[06:40] ---**
You get it, unlike Lady Natsumi!
**[06:43] ---**
Gero?
**[06:46] ---**
Mash!
**[06:47] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[06:50] ---**
No-Nothing, sir!
**[06:52] ---**
Haven't I seen that thing...
**[06:54] ---**
It's really nothing, sir!
**[06:57] ---**
Come on, I'm conquering right now.
Don't bug me!
**[07:00] ---**
Huh?
**[07:02] ---**
Yahoo!
**[07:03] ---**
Woo! Profit!
**[07:05] ---**
Or, like, business booming?
**[07:07] ---**
With this money, we can
get right to implementing
**[07:11] ---**
the big invasion plan
Mr. Sergeant was talking about!
**[07:14] ---**
Big invasion plan? What?
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, the big invasion plan!
**[07:21] ---**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Hasn't really thought up a plan...
**[07:23] ---**
But maybe we don't have enough funds?
**[07:26] ---**
After all, it is a *big* invasion plan!
**[07:29] ---**
And so, let's continue building
our funds a little longer!
**[07:32] ---**
Which means... Click!
***SIGN*** Room of Horrors
**[07:34] ---**
Gyaaa! The slugs!
**[07:37] ---**
Orders from above. Can't question 'em.
**[07:40] ---**
**[07:42] ---**
I haven't said anything yet.
**[07:45] ---**
Please, no moooooore!
**[07:52] ---**
And the next day.
**[07:58] ---**
It really works! It's amazing!
**[07:59] ---**
I pray that I can become
lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun.
**[08:02] ---**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Just Opened Today
Better Luck For Everything!
O-giro-sama
***SIGN*** Exit Entrance
**[08:06] ---**
I can't believe I'm relying on
something like this.
**[08:09] ---**
Seriously, how pathetic can you get?
**[08:12] ---**
The whole point is working hard
to make him pay attention to you!
**[08:16] ---**
But I don't know how to grasp
an opportunity like that...
**[08:20] ---**
Like I said, that's what
you gotta think about!
***SIGN*** Slip!
**[08:26] ---**
For some reason, there was a
steep downwards slope there!
**[08:35] ---**
Owww.
**[08:36] ---**
You jerk, watch where you're—
**[08:40] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[08:41] ---**
Ah! Nishizawa-san!
**[08:44] ---**
Are you okay? You're not hurt?
**[08:47] ---**
Is this lovey-dovey?
**[08:49] ---**
Give me all the Oil of
O-giro-sama you have here!
**[08:52] ---**
Gero?! A-All of it, ma'am?
**[08:55] ---**
Thanks to O-giro-sama,
my wish came true!
***SIGN*** Newly on Sale
O-giro-sama
**[08:58] ---**
If possible, I'd like to have it
grant many, many more!
**[09:02] ---**
Money is no object!
**[09:05] ---**
Geroblinding!
**[09:07] ---**
This is beyond even my expectations, sir!
**[09:09] ---**
I never thought O-giro-sama
would be so effective!
**[09:13] ---**
After that...
**[09:14] ---**
...rumors called forth rumors, and O-giro-sama's
popularity swelled in the blink of an eye.
***SIGN*** Out of Stock
***SIGN*** Exit
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[09:21] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[09:23] ---**
We've sold out of all our oil, goods,
and dumplings for today,
**[09:26] ---**
so we're closing up!
**[09:28] ---**
What a response!
**[09:30] ---**
O-giro-sama's effectiveness is now
**[09:32] ---**
beyond all doubt, sir!
**[09:35] ---**
What's up, Tamama?
***SIGN*** Grasp hold of good fortune
with O-giro-sama goods!
**[09:36] ---**
If it actually works,
**[09:38] ---**
why not have O-giro-sama
grant our wish, as well?
**[09:43] ---**
Ohh!
**[09:47] ---**
O-giro-sama.
**[09:48] ---**
I pray that I can get the latest
Gundam model before it's released.
**[09:52] ---**
You did not request about the invasion?!
**[09:57] ---**
It's been a while!
**[09:59] ---**
Oh, Gail-kun!
***SIGN*** Demonstration sales-type alien Gail
**[10:01] ---**
The demonstration sales-type alien Gail!
**[10:04] ---**
Do you have your eyes on
O-giro-sama, too?
**[10:06] ---**
No, no. It just so happens I got my hands on
something unusual in the course of my work.
**[10:10] ---**
It's a test product... a 1/12 Guntank!
**[10:15] ---**
I have no interest in it, so you can have it!
**[10:17] ---**
Oh, wow! For real?!
**[10:19] ---**
A test product... That means it
hasn't even been released yet!
**[10:24] ---**
It really... It really...
**[10:26] ---**
...came true, sir!
**[10:28] ---**
Thank you, O-giro-sama!
**[10:31] ---**
Not much time left until
the invasion deadline.
**[10:34] ---**
Will they really make it,
doing things like this?!
**[10:45] ---**
When people are put under extreme pressure...
**[10:47] ---**
...they tend to avert
their eyes from reality.
**[10:50] ---**
Will this really work?
**[10:52] ---**
Gero! The cockpit itself has gimmicks!
**[10:55] ---**
This really is crazy!
Crazy for real, crazy crazy crazy!
**[10:58] ---**
Crazy, crazy, crazy... Crazy annoying!
**[11:02] ---**
Why, Mash?! Can't a guy take a little break?!
**[11:08] ---**
Noooooooo!
**[11:12] ---**
N-No more...
**[11:14] ---**
Are you feeling all right?
**[11:17] ---**
Good work.
**[11:19] ---**
My specially-made nutritional supplement,
Space Coenzyme QRR (Kululu) 10!
***SIGN*** Space Coenzyme
QRR 10!
**[11:23] ---**
Works fantastic!
***SIGN*** Puncture ♥
**[11:26] ---**
Wh-What was I...
**[11:28] ---**
I'm glad you're back to normal.
**[11:32] ---**
There seems to be a lot of ruckus outside.
***SIGN*** Better Luck For Everything! O-giro-sama
***SIGN*** Exit Sold Out
**[11:40] ---**
They say the wishes actually come true,
so business is really booming.
**[11:44] ---**
The wishes... come true?
**[11:46] ---**
Correct.
**[11:47] ---**
Like getting hold of something they wanted,
or their love coming to fruition.
***SIGN*** Love ♥
**[11:50] ---**
L-Love...
***SIGN*** Love ♥
**[11:54] ---**
I...
**[11:55] ---**
I pray... that my relationship
with Natsumi...
**[11:58] ---**
You're praying to the god too, Giroro?
***SIGN*** Ba-dump ♥
**[12:05] ---**
N-Natsumi... Why are you here?
**[12:07] ---**
I may have lectured the stupid frog,
**[12:10] ---**
but I was thinking of trying it for myself.
**[12:13] ---**
Look! An O-giro-sama strap!
**[12:15] ---**
It's weird, but even this stuff looks pretty cute
if I think of it as a good-luck charm!
**[12:21] ---**
C-Cute...?
**[12:23] ---**
The O-giro-strap that
looks like me is cute?
**[12:26] ---**
So... I just have to rub his head, right?
**[12:35] ---**
I pray that my relationship with
Saburo-senpai goes further!
**[12:39] ---**
You're praying to the god too, Natsumi-chan?
***SIGN*** Ba-dump!!
**[12:41] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
Are you here for it, as well?
**[12:45] ---**
I don't really believe in
stuff like that, but...
**[12:48] ---**
...I just got a little curious.
**[12:50] ---**
Mois-chan gave me one as a friendly gift.
**[12:53] ---**
Ah, I got one, too!
**[12:55] ---**
Looks like we have a matching pair!
**[12:57] ---**
A matching pair! A matching pair!
**[13:00] ---**
Is this the effect of O-giro-sama?!
**[13:03] ---**
I was just getting somewhere with
Natsumi... Getting somewhere...
**[13:06] ---**
Well, if you're done,
want to go back together?
**[13:09] ---**
Huh? Ah, sure!
**[13:11] ---**
What did you pray for?
**[13:13] ---**
I couldn't tell you something like that!
**[13:13] ---**
There are good things and bad things.
**[13:15] ---**
Could this be a plus-minus zero thing?
**[13:20] ---**
Okay, see ya!
**[13:22] ---**
S-See you!
**[13:28] ---**
I'm so lucky today!
**[13:39] ---**
Wait... Today is...
**[13:40] ---**
...the day for the *623 Radio* special!
**[13:45] ---**
Yes, okay.
**[13:46] ---**
I'll tell her.
**[13:48] ---**
Ohhh, noooo!
**[13:50] ---**
Sis? Ah, wait a sec!
**[13:53] ---**
Natchi-san couldn't take our phone call,
**[13:56] ---**
but thank you for all the postcards!
**[13:58] ---**
My short poem segment,
after these announcements!
**[13:59] ---**
"Natchi-san"? No way!
**[14:01] ---**
Sis, you just got a sudden call
from 623-san.
**[14:06] ---**
Whaaat?! Nooo...
**[14:08] ---**
Things went so well with
Saburo-senpai, but now this...
**[14:11] ---**
I can't believe I missed out on
a sudden call from 623-san...
**[14:16] ---**
Plus-minus zero here, too.
**[14:19] ---**
Similarly, at the Nishizawa residence...
**[14:23] ---**
I-It stinks!
**[14:25] ---**
What is this?
**[14:27] ---**
O-Oh no...
**[14:29] ---**
Gyaaaa! All my precious
Fuyuki-kun goods smell weird!
**[14:34] ---**
I'll frickin' kill him!
**[14:36] ---**
Please calm yourself, Momoka-sama!
**[14:38] ---**
The Oil of O-giro-sama she bought in bulk
is emitting an outrageously foul odor!
***SIGN*** Stennnnnnnch
**[14:42] ---**
Actually, the use of hardly
any Oil of O-gero-sama,
**[14:45] ---**
and instead nearly 100% Giroro oil,
was determined to be the cause.
***SIGN*** Grosssss
**[14:50] ---**
Just like this, those who had
received the benefits of O-giro-sama
**[14:53] ---**
were also the victims of a corresponding
amount of misfortune.
**[14:59] ---**
All the effort spent building
it to completion...
**[15:01] ---**
The joy just made the shock
a hundred times greater.
**[15:04] ---**
If this was going to happen, I should
never have prayed to O-giro-sama...
**[15:08] ---**
Hey! What are you doing,
leaving the shop unmanned?!
**[15:11] ---**
My butt itches.
**[15:13] ---**
I can't summon any motivation today, sir.
**[15:16] ---**
Sarge... That's...
**[15:18] ---**
Gero?
**[15:22] ---**
Mash!
**[15:23] ---**
Haven't I suffered enough?!
**[15:27] ---**
I know!
**[15:29] ---**
Eight more days! I know!
**[15:30] ---**
Eight more days? Until what?
**[15:33] ---**
The invasion deadline that's
been imposed on us, sir!
**[15:36] ---**
If we don't uphold it,
we'll be withdrawn from Pekopon, sir!
**[15:39] ---**
Sarge... is that true?!
**[15:41] ---**
Ah... I said it...
**[15:43] ---**
O-Only eight more days?
**[15:46] ---**
Hmph! Because of your ridiculous plan,
**[15:49] ---**
we wasted more time than
we needed to yet again!
**[15:52] ---**
What in blazes are you going to do?!
**[15:53] ---**
Wait until you see this
before you call it a waste!
**[16:06] ---**
This is...
**[16:07] ---**
Yes, we used a lot of time,
**[16:08] ---**
but we have all this money to show for it!
**[16:13] ---**
With this, my army can
fight another 10 years.
**[16:16] ---**
You only have 8 more days.
**[16:19] ---**
Now! With these funds in hand,
**[16:21] ---**
we shall launch our big invasion plan!
**[16:23] ---**
Hold it right here, poyo!
**[16:24] ---**
Huh?! That voice!
**[16:30] ---**
Oof. Oof.
**[16:32] ---**
Poyoyoyoyo!
**[16:35] ---**
Enter space police officer Poyon-chan!
**[16:38] ---**
Wait a sec.
**[16:42] ---**
Assigned to the Andromeda Precinct,
**[16:44] ---**
I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
**[16:50] ---**
I arrest you guys for violating
the "Space No Copycats Law," poyo!
**[16:55] ---**
The heck's that?
**[16:57] ---**
These are the victims, poyo!
**[17:04] ---**
Oh? The instant-dumpling-selling
girl from some time or other?
**[17:07] ---**
Gero?
**[17:16] ---**
Y-You're...
**[17:18] ---**
...a Geronian from the planet Geron,
neighbor to planet Keron!
**[17:22] ---**
Am I the only one who feels
like he's been super duped?
**[17:26] ---**
These are the people, yeeesss!
**[17:28] ---**
Because they carried away
our O-gero-sama,
**[17:30] ---**
and copied us by writing "O-giro-sama,"
our business is terrible now!
**[17:34] ---**
I don't remember carrying out
any O-gero-sama!
**[17:37] ---**
I only walked off with a rock
that looked kind of similar!
**[17:40] ---**
That's our spare O-gero-sama, yeeesss!
**[17:43] ---**
Wh-What?
**[17:44] ---**
I see.
**[17:46] ---**
That explains why it had such an effect.
**[17:49] ---**
Copycatting is normally
a serious crime, poyo!
**[17:51] ---**
But since you're from friendly
neighboring planets,
**[17:54] ---**
why don't we settle this
with compensation, poyo?
**[17:57] ---**
Hmmm... Weeeeell...
**[18:00] ---**
All right, yeesss. I'll settle for the money
you earned up until today, yeeesss.
**[18:04] ---**
And I will have back that statue.
**[18:07] ---**
N-N-Nooooo!
**[18:11] ---**
Sorry for intruding, poyo!
**[18:14] ---**
The O-giro-sama plan:
**[18:15] ---**
nothing but a waste of effort,
with results of plus-minus zero!
**[18:20] ---**
Uncle...
**[18:23] ---**
So we've finally exhausted our options...
**[18:26] ---**
Sarge...
**[18:36] ---**
If the invasion of Earth doesn't succeed,
Sarge and the others will...
**[18:40] ---**
I don't want Earth to be invaded,
**[18:42] ---**
but if nothing changes,
Sarge and the others will have to leave.
**[19:04] ---**
Sarge, I'm back!
**[19:06] ---**
I'll help you take it in!
**[19:10] ---**
Sarge?
**[19:12] ---**
This time, it may really be no good, sir...
**[19:17] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[19:18] ---**
This time...
**[19:21] ---**
This time...
**[19:25] ---**
...might be goodbye!
**[19:29] ---**
No...
**[19:34] ---**
No...
**[19:38] ---**
I don't want that!
**[19:54] ---**
Did it just...
**[19:55] ---**
...stop?
**[19:57] ---**
It appears so, sir.
**[19:59] ---**
Then... maybe you...
**[20:02] ---**
Yes!
**[20:05] ---**
I'm so glad!
**[20:06] ---**
That lightning seemed close.
**[20:08] ---**
Huh?
**[20:09] ---**
I'm so glad, Sarge!
**[20:10] ---**
It's all okay, sir!
**[20:11] ---**
What happened here?
**[20:12] ---**
It looks like the counter
got hit by lightning and stopped.
**[20:16] ---**
Really?!
**[20:18] ---**
Now you won't have to withdraw, right, Sarge?
**[20:21] ---**
Exactly, sir!
**[20:22] ---**
Isn't that great, Sarge?!
**[20:24] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:34] ---**
That thing's still operational.
**[20:46] ---**
I-Is that...
**[20:49] ---**
Stand clear, you two!
**[20:51] ---**
It is dangerous!
**[20:52] ---**
Something pretty nasty has popped out here.
**[20:56] ---**
Something nasty?
**[20:57] ---**
The most dire invasion weapon created
by the ancient Keronians.
**[21:01] ---**
Once it is set in motion,
it will not stop at invasion!
**[21:05] ---**
It will annihilate all
life forms on the planet!
**[21:07] ---**
A god of destruction, that has already
brought 138 planets to devastation:
**[21:14] ---**
Kiruru.
**[21:16] ---**
Gero...
**[21:17] ---**
Why is something like that...?
**[21:19] ---**
This is mean! Too mean!
**[21:20] ---**
Just when I thought the counter
had stopped and we'd been saved!
**[21:23] ---**
This cancels all that out!
**[21:25] ---**
Cancels out?
**[21:27] ---**
Plus-minus zero?
**[21:29] ---**
This might be... my fault...
**[21:31] ---**
What?
**[21:33] ---**
The truth is, yesterday evening,
**[21:35] ---**
I prayed to O-giro-sama that you
wouldn't have to leave Earth.
**[21:42] ---**
And... that's why the counter stopped, sir?
**[21:44] ---**
I didn't know what else to do.
**[21:48] ---**
All I could think of was
praying to the god.
**[21:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[21:52] ---**
And now this terrible thing has...
**[21:54] ---**
Don't let it trouble you.
**[21:56] ---**
It would have come out anyway,
when the time limit came.
**[21:59] ---**
Correct. It has merely been
hastened by seven days.
**[22:03] ---**
That said...
**[22:05] ---**
Gero...
**[22:06] ---**
The invasion counter has stopped,
**[22:08] ---**
but out of it came a horrifying
ancient weapon: Kiruru!
**[22:12] ---**
In the end, do they have no choice
but to fix things by themselves?!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:52] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:53] ---**
Well, I must say, even I was shocked
when Kiruru came out!
**[23:57] ---**
Do you think you could act serious?!
**[23:59] ---**
But I mean, it's Kiruru, you know? Kiruru.
**[24:01] ---**
Getting in a tizzy won't help anyone.
**[24:03] ---**
And I don't know what to do anymore!
**[24:06] ---**
He's lost it.
**[24:07] ---**
Never mind that. Guess I'll go
watch the Super Movie and prepare.
**[24:11] ---**
"Kiruru: The Messenger of Destruction, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
Yet another two-parter. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E129 - Kiruru: The Messenger of Destruction, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKVG9/kiruru-the-messenger-of-destruction-sir)
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**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
I hope it'll be bright tomorrow.
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Ashita harereba ii na
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Not just the sky, but my feelings, too.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Sora mo boku no kimochi mo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
I hope there'll be laughter tomorrow.
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Ashita waraeba ii na
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Not just from me, but Earth and space, too.
**[00:30] [SONG] ---**
Boku mo chikyuu mo uchuu mo
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
If you just let life pass you by,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Mattari ikite'rya
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
It won't even begin to excite! (Night)
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Mattaku tsumannai (night)
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
If you just get it together,
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Shikkari shite irya
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
There might just be good things
to come. (Come on, yo!)
**[00:45] [SONG] ---**
Ii koto mo aru ka mo yo (come on yo)
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Coins for a cat Pearls on a pig
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Neko ni koban Buta ni shinju
Mago ni ishou Uma no mimi ni nenbutsu
**[00:50] [SONG] ---**
Clothes make the man
Buddhist chants in a horse's ear
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nailing down bran Home is your capital
800 fibs Kappa drowning in a river
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nuka ni kugi Sumeba miyako
Uso happyaku Kappa no kawanagare
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Poison for fugu Octopus wasa
You will get no tanmen from me!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Fugu ni doku Tako ni wasa
Omae ni kuwaseru tanmen wa nee!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Doing laundry Bath and tub
Cleaning the floors
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
O-sentaku Furo ni oke Yukasouji
Kaeru no ko wa sugu kitaku se yo!
**[01:02] [SONG] ---**
Little frogs must return home at once!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
All these things I've gathered
are sure to come in handy.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Ippai atsumeta Kitto yaku ni tatsu mono
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll translate them all into dreams,
and I'll make something of them someday.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Sore o yume ni okikaete
itsuka mono ni suru n da
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
That is our bright road.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga bokura no hareru michi
**[01:32] ---**
What appeared from inside
the broken invasion counter
**[01:34] ---**
was the terrifying legendary
god of devastation, Kiruru.
**[01:37] ---**
Will Earth shortly be conquered?!
**[01:40] ---**
Kiru kiru kiru kiru kiru kiru kiru...
**[01:44] ---**
Hmph! That guy!
**[01:45] ---**
Please... someone do something!
**[01:48] ---**
This really is my fault!
**[01:50] ---**
Gero?!
**[01:51] ---**
If I hadn't prayed to the god,
this wouldn't have...
**[01:55] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge.
**[01:57] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[02:01] ---**
Master Fuyuki, there is no need to worry, sir!
**[02:03] ---**
Huh?
**[02:04] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[02:05] ---**
This guy...
**[02:06] ---**
This guy isn't Kiruru!
**[02:08] ---**
Whuuut?!
**[02:09] ---**
Really?!
**[02:10] ---**
How can that...
**[02:11] ---**
This guy is...
**[02:13] ---**
This guy is...!
**[02:15] ---**
...my cute, cute little friend Mash!
***SIGN*** Cute, cute little Mash
**[02:18] ---**
Head slump.
**[02:21] ---**
Keroro, you dumbo! You still think
this is the time for your...!
**[02:25] ---**
Ah! I know, sir!
**[02:27] ---**
Here, look, look! Come on, Mash, fetch!
**[02:32] ---**
See? Mash listens to what I...
**[02:37] ---**
Huh?
**[02:38] ---**
Gero! I knew it! This lie won't hold up!
**[02:42] ---**
I'll have to honestly admit defeat, and...
**[02:43] ---**
No, no, there has to be some way...
**[02:45] ---**
But I have nothing I'm confident in...
ahhh, what do I do, what do I do?!
***SIGN*** Shilly-shallying
**[02:54] ---**
Kiru.
**[02:55] ---**
Gero?
**[03:03] ---**
See? Mash is a friend, sir!
**[03:10] ---**
Kiruru: The Messenger of Destruction, Sir!
**[03:15] ---**
We still have a week until
the invasion deadline,
**[03:18] ---**
so let's spend the time thinking
of a good method, sir!
**[03:21] ---**
But...
**[03:22] ---**
Don't worry! Trust me on this, sir!
**[03:25] ---**
Master Fuyuki, we're friends, aren't we, sir?
**[03:28] ---**
We are, but...
**[03:30] ---**
Trust me, sir!
**[03:32] ---**
How long are those band-aid excuses
going to keep on working?
**[03:36] ---**
Band-aid? How insulting!
**[03:38] ---**
I don't speak without a plan, sir!
**[03:40] ---**
Liar! You liar!
**[03:42] ---**
A-A-Anyway, if we can just find some way to
trick Keron Army HQ within the next week...
**[03:46] ---**
Don't trick them!
**[03:47] ---**
Gero!
**[03:48] ---**
Uncle! If Planet Keron won't stop going on
about invasion and withdrawal and so on,
**[03:52] ---**
why don't I just destroy the planet?
**[03:55] ---**
D-Don't destroy it!
**[03:56] ---**
But, but!
**[03:58] ---**
Stop crying!
**[03:59] ---**
My honorable leader.
**[04:00] ---**
Yes?
**[04:01] ---**
We must first do something about that
Kiruru, or Pekopon will be in danger.
**[04:05] ---**
Yeah.
**[04:06] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Cute, cute little Mash
**[04:08] ---**
Oh, come on. I just told you
he's not Kiruru, he's Mash!
**[04:12] ---**
If we fail at invading Pekopon,
**[04:15] ---**
they probably planned for that
Kiruru to invade it instead.
**[04:18] ---**
Keron Army HQ has put
some thought into this.
**[04:21] ---**
L-Like I said, it's not Kiruru, but...
**[04:22] ---**
It's an improved version.
**[04:24] ---**
Gero?
**[04:25] ---**
The legendary Keronian invasion weapon,
**[04:28] ---**
the KiruMiran System.
**[04:30] ---**
The original Kiruru formed
the core of that system.
**[04:34] ---**
This guy is something HQ created by
resarching the ancient ruins and stuff.
**[04:38] ---**
An alternate version of Kiruru.
***SIGN*** Kiruru-dot
**[04:40] ---**
Kiruru-dot,
to give him another name.
**[04:44] ---**
Kiru!
**[04:45] ---**
Gero!
**[04:46] ---**
Look, look! Mash smiled, sir!
**[04:50] ---**
But he doesn't look like a
horrifying weapon like that...
**[04:53] ---**
The invasion counter must have been
a cultivation capsule for him.
**[04:57] ---**
He came out a week earlier
than he was meant to.
**[05:01] ---**
So... in just one week,
he'll become a horrifying Kiruru?!
**[05:05] ---**
He may very well.
**[05:08] ---**
Kiiiiiyaaaa!
**[05:11] ---**
Mash!! Stop!!
**[05:15] ---**
This is my precious Dendrobium!
You mustn't touch it!
**[05:19] ---**
Kiru.
**[05:23] ---**
Kiru...
**[05:26] ---**
You mustn't break it.
**[05:29] ---**
Kiru! Kiru!
**[05:31] ---**
Kiru kiru kiru kiru kiru...
**[05:35] ---**
So! I think we can call an end to
today's emergency strategy meeting...
**[05:39] ---**
Gero!
**[05:42] ---**
Don't call an end to it!
**[05:44] ---**
O-Okay then... By tomorrow, everyone
come up with about three solutions each.
**[05:49] ---**
That tendency of yours to push the problem
into the future is exactly why this happened!
**[05:55] ---**
What's your problem?!
You procrastinate stuff just as much as I do!
**[05:59] ---**
Don't blame me for everything!
**[06:00] ---**
You keep quiet! I'm not
taking lectures from you!
**[06:03] ---**
Nor I from you, sir!
**[06:05] ---**
Please don't fight, you two!
**[06:07] ---**
Argh! But if you had it together,
this wouldn't happen!
**[06:07] ---**
Or, like, shilly-shally?
**[06:09] ---**
I'm the leader here, sir!
**[06:10] ---**
At least admit your mistakes a little!
**[06:11] ---**
If you're a leader, act like one!
**[06:13] ---**
Kiru kiru kiru.
**[06:15] ---**
Kiru...
***SIGN*** Starring George Nakata Nape of Love and Sadness Special Early Screening Invitation Ticket Date: October 07th, '18 1 ticket valid for 1 person
**[06:20] ---**
Yes!
**[06:22] ---**
I won tickets to the preview showing!
**[06:24] ---**
One week to either invade or withdraw.
**[06:29] ---**
Do I push through with the invasion
and become a total enemy to Natsumi,
**[06:33] ---**
or gracefully withdraw and bid her goodbye?
**[06:38] ---**
What in blazes do I do?
**[06:42] ---**
Hot!!
**[06:46] ---**
Maybe I should mention to Sis
about the invasion deadline.
**[06:51] ---**
But Sarge did say he
wanted me to trust him.
**[06:58] ---**
Two tickets to the preview screening.
Maybe I'll ask Saburo-senpai to come with me?
**[07:03] ---**
But would that be a date?
**[07:05] ---**
If he turns me down...
**[07:08] ---**
What do I do?
**[07:13] ---**
Gosh, you're so silly, Mash...
**[07:19] ---**
Okay, then I'll be Ortega.
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[07:28] ---**
I see. So that's what's happening...
**[07:35] ---**
Huh?
**[07:36] ---**
What are these?
**[07:39] ---**
Is this triangle mark Kiruru's doing?
**[07:42] ---**
Yeah. Looks like everyone in
the house got landed with one.
**[07:46] ---**
So annoying.
***SIGN*** Pff
**[07:50] ---**
I'm sure that darn Kiruru-dot is absorbing
energy from us through these marks.
**[07:55] ---**
Plus, unlike the original,
it's not using animosity,
**[07:58] ---**
but shilly-shallying as its source of energy.
**[08:00] ---**
Shilly-shallying?
***SIGN*** Shilly-Shallying
***SIGN*** Invade
***SIGN*** Withdraw
**[08:02] ---**
Shilly-shallying is when you're always wavering
between options, unable to make a decision.
**[08:02] ---**
Invade? Withdraw? Invade? Withdraw?
**[08:06] ---**
Invade? Withdraw? Invade? Withdraw?
**[08:06] ---**
Yes, a perfect word for Sergeant Keroro.
**[08:09] ---**
Invade? Withdraw? Invade? Withdraw?
**[08:11] ---**
This is bad!
**[08:13] ---**
If he's with Keroro,
the ultimate shilly-shallyer,
**[08:16] ---**
Kiruru-dot will grow in no time!
***SIGN*** New Program Starting October Space Pirate Gerlock
**[08:19] ---**
That new program's starting today,
*Space Pirate Gerlock.*
**[08:23] ---**
To watch, or not to watch...
***SIGN*** Today
Gerlock
**[08:25] ---**
If I watch it today, of course I'm going
to want to know what happens next week.
***SIGN*** Today
Next Episode Preview
**[08:29] ---**
But next week is the invasion deadline.
***SIGN*** Next Week
Episode 2
**[08:31] ---**
If we withdraw, I won't
be able to see episode 2.
**[08:34] ---**
Then maybe it's better if I don't
watch it in the first place?
**[08:38] ---**
Yet I kinda want to see it...
**[08:40] ---**
...and I kinda don't... but I kinda do!
But I kinda don't...
**[08:44] ---**
Keroro!
**[08:45] ---**
Gero?
**[08:46] ---**
Where has Kiruru-dot gone?!
**[08:48] ---**
Huh? Huh? What, sir?
**[08:50] ---**
Ah! My Mr. Sergeant has a
triangle mark on him, as well!
**[08:55] ---**
As I thought!
**[08:56] ---**
Uh?
**[08:57] ---**
"Uh?" nothing!
**[08:58] ---**
That Kiruru-dot is growing by absorbing
our shilly-shallying energy!
**[09:02] ---**
Gero?! Shilly-shallying energy?!
***SIGN*** Wavering
**[09:06] ---**
Ahhh! Then now's not the time
for indecision, sir!
**[09:09] ---**
So, I've decided I will watch
*Gerlock* episode 1.
**[09:12] ---**
Gero!
**[09:14] ---**
I asked you where Kiruru-dot is!
**[09:17] ---**
I told you already, he's this way, geez!
**[09:20] ---**
Mash! Have you been a good boy?
**[09:26] ---**
Kiru...
**[09:29] ---**
He's huge!!
**[09:30] ---**
Looks like he got big while we were asleep.
**[09:32] ---**
My machine!
**[09:34] ---**
Dendro!
**[09:41] ---**
Kiru...
**[09:42] ---**
Call him Mash or whatever else you want!
**[09:44] ---**
Just do something about him!
**[09:46] ---**
If his size continues to escalate,
he could bring ruin to Pekopon!
**[09:50] ---**
Okay, okay, calm down.
**[09:52] ---**
Did you forget you have me?!
**[09:54] ---**
Why do you need this guy?!
**[09:57] ---**
Tama?
**[09:58] ---**
We've got problems.
**[10:00] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:01] ---**
No idea why, but we've got a huge-class
Keron Army mothership here.
**[10:14] ---**
G-Gero?!
**[10:16] ---**
Invasion deadline?
**[10:17] ---**
Yes. And then a Keronian called
Kiruru came out of the counter.
**[10:22] ---**
For crying out loud, Fuyuki!
Why did you keep this secret?!
**[10:26] ---**
Well, I mean, Sarge said it'd be okay...
**[10:30] ---**
This triangle mark must be
the stupid frog's doing, too!
**[10:36] ---**
Sis?
**[10:41] ---**
There's a cross on your head!
**[10:50] ---**
What do you mean, mothership?!
**[10:51] ---**
Even though we still have six days
until the invasion deadline?!
**[10:54] ---**
Hold up a sec.
**[10:55] ---**
I just got a communication.
**[10:57] ---**
What's this?
**[10:59] ---**
They've determined that
the Kiruru is defective,
**[11:02] ---**
so they're gonna take it back with
them to Keron and destroy it.
**[11:04] ---**
Gero?!
**[11:06] ---**
Destroy... Mash?
**[11:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:10] ---**
Kiru?
**[11:11] ---**
It's one heck of a defective unit.
**[11:14] ---**
No...
**[11:15] ---**
Can't be helped.
**[11:16] ---**
We will have to leave this to Headquarters.
**[11:19] ---**
No! No! I won't let them destroy him!
**[11:22] ---**
Poor little Mash!
**[11:23] ---**
Kiru...
**[11:24] ---**
You say that, commander...
**[11:26] ---**
What is it, sir?!
**[11:27] ---**
Well, they're saying they
already brought a replacement.
**[11:30] ---**
Gero?
**[11:31] ---**
A replacement Kiruru?
**[11:34] ---**
Kiru?
**[11:42] ---**
Gero...
**[11:49] ---**
Gero!
**[11:51] ---**
What are these?!
**[11:53] ---**
The new Kirurus brought by HQ.
**[11:56] ---**
Version X-52, apparently.
**[11:59] ---**
Kiru!
**[12:00] ---**
Kirukirukirukiru!
**[12:02] ---**
Mash!
**[12:04] ---**
Kiru kiru kiru kiru...
**[12:07] ---**
Gero!
**[12:11] ---**
Gero!
**[12:12] ---**
When did they...?!
**[12:13] ---**
It might be best if we obeyed
and handed Kiruru-dot over.
**[12:16] ---**
Ganging up on Mash to destroy him!
**[12:18] ---**
I won't let it happen!
**[12:19] ---**
Giru.
**[12:22] ---**
Giroro, you do it.
**[12:23] ---**
H-Hey! Stop that!
**[12:25] ---**
Over there!
**[12:25] ---**
Huh?
**[12:34] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[12:38] ---**
You... stupid frog!
**[12:41] ---**
This is your fault!
**[12:44] ---**
Please, stop!
**[12:45] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[12:46] ---**
Why?!
**[12:55] ---**
Leave her to me! You guys—
**[12:58] ---**
Giroro, the rest is up to you!
**[13:00] ---**
So fast!
**[13:01] ---**
Kiru...
**[13:06] ---**
Kiru...
**[13:08] ---**
Thank you, Dororo-kun!
**[13:10] ---**
Uncle, this way!
**[13:11] ---**
Ohh, Lady Mois!
**[13:15] ---**
Kiru... kiru...
**[13:16] ---**
Lady Mois, I'm surprised you
knew of a way out like this!
**[13:19] ---**
Or, like, escape passage?
**[13:22] ---**
Gero...
**[13:24] ---**
Uncle!
**[13:26] ---**
Are you okay?
**[13:27] ---**
Thanks, Lady Mois!
**[13:28] ---**
Grrr...
**[13:30] ---**
You woman... Get away from Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:34] ---**
Tamama-dono...
***SIGN*** Besieged
**[13:35] ---**
They're heeeere!
**[13:37] ---**
Sorry.
**[13:38] ---**
Ah, m-my honorable leader?!
**[13:45] ---**
So meeeean!
**[13:45] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:49] ---**
I'll never forget you as long as I live!
**[13:52] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[13:54] ---**
Gero!
**[13:57] ---**
That woman!
**[13:59] ---**
So mean, Keroro-kun!
**[14:00] ---**
I will not let you get away from me!
**[14:03] ---**
What happened to Tamama and Dororo?
**[14:06] ---**
Good question.
**[14:07] ---**
Huh?
**[14:08] ---**
The mass-produced Kiruru X-52s
**[14:11] ---**
can apparently control anyone who has the
slightest amount of ill will or mistrust.
***SIGN*** Mistrust
**[14:16] ---**
This must be the stupid frog's doing!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[14:18] ---**
That woman! Jealousyyy!
***SIGN*** Trauma
**[14:20] ---**
You are so mean, Keroro-kun!
**[14:22] ---**
Welp, these guys are still
behaving themselves,
**[14:25] ---**
so I'd say you'd better return the
faulty Kiruru-dot before they get rough.
**[14:28] ---**
No way!
**[14:29] ---**
Sarge!
**[14:31] ---**
Gero!
**[14:32] ---**
What are these things?!
**[14:36] ---**
What happened to Mash?! He's so big!
**[14:39] ---**
Well... lots of things...
**[14:41] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[14:42] ---**
This is your fault!
**[14:46] ---**
Ahh, what do I do? What do I do?!
**[14:48] ---**
Sarge!
**[14:53] ---**
Gero?
**[15:11] ---**
Kiru...
**[15:19] ---**
Huh?
**[15:21] ---**
Why aren't they coming after us?
**[15:23] ---**
No doubt my intelligence and
bravery struck fear into them!
**[15:26] ---**
Cease this futile resistance.
**[15:27] ---**
Gero?
**[15:29] ---**
Prepare for immediate
withdrawal from Pekopon,
**[15:32] ---**
and hand over the defective Kiruru.
**[15:34] ---**
What?!
**[15:36] ---**
We will wait one hour.
**[15:37] ---**
Ge?! It started already?
**[15:39] ---**
If you do not obey, we will dispose of
the defective Kiruru here.
**[15:44] ---**
Ge... gero gero...
**[15:47] ---**
Kiru...
***SIGN*** Pok Pok Pok Pok Pok Pok
**[15:53] ---**
The withdrawal of the Keroro Platoon...
the invasion of Pekopon...
**[15:56] ---**
...and the destruction of Mash... I need a
good plan to call off all of these...
***SIGN*** Ding
**[16:03] ---**
Gero! I can't think of
any good ideas like that!
**[16:07] ---**
Come on, don't you have anything?
**[16:09] ---**
No nimble answer on the level of Ikkyuu-san,
no idea for a one-shot comeback?
**[16:12] ---**
If I had one of them,
I'd have used it at the start!
**[16:14] ---**
What the heck do you expect
to do in just one hour?!
**[16:16] ---**
You're under 50 minutes.
**[16:17] ---**
Come on! That's why I'm
saying to think of one!
**[16:20] ---**
How about you think?!
**[16:22] ---**
I can't think of anything at this stage!
**[16:24] ---**
Well, neither can I!
**[16:26] ---**
Kiru...
**[16:28] ---**
It's getting bigger and bigger.
**[16:30] ---**
It must be because of Uncle's and
Giroro-san's shilly-shallying energy!
**[16:31] ---**
What are we going to do...?!
**[16:33] ---**
Some kind of good method...
**[16:38] ---**
Ah! I almost forgot, sir!
**[16:40] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Starting October Space Pirate Gerlock
**[16:41] ---**
I forgot to set *Space Pirate Gerlock*
to record, sir!
**[16:45] ---**
Do it later!
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[16:47] ---**
Then what about this, sir?
**[16:49] ---**
Ohh! A blueprint for an invasion weapon?!
**[16:51] ---**
No, a random-selection ladder!
***SIGN*** Miraculous Invasion Success X Watch Gerlock! Miserable Withdrawal Record Gerlock
**[16:54] ---**
Come on, Corporal Giroro,
which do you want? Pick, pick, quickly!
**[16:58] ---**
What's the point of picking at random?!
**[16:59] ---**
Because I can't choose on my own any more!!
**[17:02] ---**
Stop crying! You're an invader!
**[17:04] ---**
Waaahhh!
**[17:06] ---**
Waaahhh! Waaahhh!
**[17:08] ---**
Dendronnn! Waaahhh!
**[17:11] ---**
Wait. In the first place... What is invasion?
**[17:13] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[17:15] ---**
Is... invasion really what we wanted?
**[17:18] ---**
Aren't we just doing it because
our teacher told us to?
**[17:21] ---**
Didn't we just see everyone else
invading, and say we had to too,
***SIGN*** Misplaced Blame
**[17:24] ---**
without really thinking
hard about it at all?!
**[17:27] ---**
That is some incredibly misplaced blame.
**[17:30] ---**
And Corporal Giroro
is lured into its clutches.
**[17:32] ---**
I-Is that it? Is that it, after all?
**[17:35] ---**
Just because someone told us to...
Just because everyone else was doing it...
**[17:38] ---**
Is that the only reason we're invading?
**[17:42] ---**
Or, like, ticking time-bomb?!
**[17:45] ---**
Why invasion? What is invasion?
**[17:46] ---**
What... What have I...?!
**[17:47] ---**
They're both at the point of snapping.
**[17:50] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:51] ---**
Sarge! We don't have any more time!
**[17:57] ---**
When did it...?
**[18:00] ---**
Kiru...
**[18:02] ---**
Mash...
**[18:04] ---**
Because of me...
**[18:05] ---**
Th-Then I'll...!
**[18:12] ---**
That Keroro...
What in blazes is he planning?!
**[18:22] ---**
As leader of the Keroro Platoon,
Special Advance Team of the Keron Army,
**[18:27] ---**
I have something to say, sir!
**[18:29] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:41] ---**
Please!
**[18:44] ---**
Wait just 30 more minutes.
**[18:46] ---**
Sarge... Know when to quit...
**[18:49] ---**
Pleeeeease!
**[18:52] ---**
If I plead with them this earnestly,
I'm sure they'll—
**[18:55] ---**
Gero!!
**[18:57] ---**
Ahhh, well... okay, then...
**[18:58] ---**
Just 25, then.
**[19:00] ---**
No no no, 20 is fine...
**[19:03] ---**
That's some nice shilly-shallying.
**[19:09] ---**
Whaaat, no good? Then... 18 minutes?
**[19:13] ---**
No, 17 would be enough, sir.
**[19:14] ---**
The energy from Sergeant Keroro's
extraordinary shilly-shallying
**[19:17] ---**
finally, at that very moment,
exceeded Mash's absorption limit!
**[19:25] ---**
Gero?
**[19:27] ---**
Gero!
**[19:38] ---**
H-Huh?
**[19:44] ---**
A-Are those...
**[19:46] ---**
...Mash's triangles?
**[19:48] ---**
Uh, so, for the time being...
**[19:50] ---**
Gero?
**[19:51] ---**
...recovering Kiruru and pulling out the
Keroro Platoon both seem kiiinda hard.
**[19:56] ---**
So I was thinking maybe we would wait
and see how they do a little longer.
**[19:59] ---**
G-Gero...
**[20:02] ---**
Huh?
**[20:06] ---**
What... was I doing?
**[20:09] ---**
Looks like the mothership and the X-52s
**[20:12] ---**
got a full-on blast of
shilly-shallying energy.
**[20:16] ---**
Then... are we safe for now?
**[20:18] ---**
But...
**[20:20] ---**
I did it, sir!
**[20:22] ---**
Looks like HQ's mothership
sympathized with us.
**[20:25] ---**
You think maybe my sincerity
got through to them?
**[20:27] ---**
Huh?
**[20:29] ---**
Where's Mash?
**[20:30] ---**
Sarge...
**[20:33] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[20:36] ---**
Mash!!
**[20:42] ---**
Kirukiru!
**[20:43] ---**
T-Titchy...
**[20:44] ---**
It couldn't absorb any more of the
commander's shilly-shallying energy,
**[20:48] ---**
so it vented it all out.
**[20:50] ---**
Does that... make it my fault?
**[20:52] ---**
It was thanks to Mash that the
mothership started shilly-shallying.
**[20:56] ---**
He saved the Earth and the Keroro Platoon.
**[20:59] ---**
Mash...
**[21:02] ---**
Thank you, sir!
**[21:03] ---**
Kiru!
**[21:07] ---**
Gero?!
**[21:17] ---**
Mash! Where are you going, sir?!
**[21:22] ---**
Mash, no!
**[21:24] ---**
You'll be destroyed, sir!
**[21:26] ---**
It's fine.
**[21:27] ---**
In what way?!
**[21:28] ---**
The guys in the mothership
are shilly-shallying.
**[21:31] ---**
They'll never be able to make up
their minds to destroy him.
**[21:34] ---**
And if that guy goes to Planet Keron...
**[21:37] ---**
...the whole planet might
start to shilly-shally.
**[21:40] ---**
C-Could...
**[21:42] ---**
...our Pekopon invasion deadline
get left up in the air?!
**[21:45] ---**
Ohh!
**[21:46] ---**
That's great!
**[21:48] ---**
So, guess we'll be off! See ya!
**[21:51] ---**
Mash! Turn them all into
shilly-shallyers, sir!
**[21:55] ---**
Take care!
**[21:57] ---**
Goodbye!
**[22:00] ---**
As of that day,
**[22:02] ---**
it is said that half the aliens in the
universe turned into shilly-shallyers.
**[22:06] ---**
And of course, even when the
invasion deadline passed,
**[22:08] ---**
not a peep was heard from Planet Keron.
**[22:12] ---**
Kiru!
**[22:14] ---**
What?! Then we don't need to invade Pekopon?!
**[22:17] ---**
As if, you dumbo!
**[22:19] ---**
Gero...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:54] ---**
I was sad to part with Mash,
**[23:56] ---**
but now I can say goodbye
to that invasion deadline!
***SIGN*** Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[23:58] ---**
I think I'll go visit a hot spring!
**[24:00] ---**
It has been a while,
men of the Keroro Platoon.
***SIGN*** Galugalugalugalu... Purupurupurupuru...
**[24:03] ---**
Th-That voice...
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that! Why is Galulu here now?!
**[24:07] ---**
Is it for the ratings?
**[24:09] ---**
"Keroro Platoon: Back in Operation, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Ku kuu ku ku...
**[24:12] ---**
"Galulu Platoon: This is How
We Have Fought the War, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:18] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E130 - Keroro Platoon: Back in Operation, Sir! / Galulu Platoon: This is How We Have Fought the War, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XK00/keroro-platoon-back-in-operation-sir--galulu-platoon-this-is-how-we-have-fought-the-war-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
Kero kero kero.
**[01:35] ---**
Kero. How fun, how fun,
**[01:38] ---**
laundry, laundry...
**[01:40] ---**
The sergeant seems to be having quite
a lot of fun doing the laundry.
**[01:40] ---**
Fun, fun laundry...
**[01:43] ---**
Bwaan!
**[01:44] ---**
Cleaning is so much fun!
**[01:47] ---**
Window 99.9% transparent.
**[01:53] ---**
Maintenance complete here, too.
**[01:55] ---**
Now the screen's brighter than before.
**[01:59] ---**
Here you are.
**[02:00] ---**
It is but humble tea, I am afraid.
**[02:02] ---**
What's wrong with you guys?
**[02:05] ---**
The whole house is sparkling.
**[02:07] ---**
I feel like the stupid frogs
are not their normal selves.
**[02:11] ---**
Wheeee.
**[02:12] ---**
Kero kero kero.
**[02:14] ---**
But they look the same as always.
**[02:17] ---**
What?! No, look more closely!
**[02:20] ---**
Here! And here!
**[02:22] ---**
Well, they're doing what we told
them to, so I guess it's okay!
**[02:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:27] ---**
Well, they're completely blatant fakes,
but Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun
**[02:31] ---**
don't appear to have noticed,
just as before.
***SIGN*** Kerokerokerokero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Girogirogirogiro...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Dorodorodorodoro...
**[02:40] ---**
And as for what the real
Keroro Platoon are up to...
**[02:47] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Back in Operation, Sir!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[02:57] ---**
Ahhh, so lazy, sir...
**[02:59] ---**
Now that the Pekopon invasion deadline's gone,
**[03:02] ---**
I feel like I've, y'know, lost all my drive?
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[03:04] ---**
No kidding.
**[03:06] ---**
Ah. Itchy butt.
**[03:09] ---**
Sorry!
**[03:10] ---**
Y-You guys...
**[03:11] ---**
Are you happy to be like that?!
**[03:13] ---**
The invasion deadline may have gone,
but we're still invaders, you know!
**[03:17] ---**
Y-Yes, you're right, sir!
**[03:19] ---**
I must turn over a new leaf! Tighten my
helmet strap in the hour of victory!
**[03:23] ---**
Now... Now is the time for us to...
***SIGN*** Long Vacation
**[03:26] ---**
...play around like we've never
played around before, sir!
**[03:30] ---**
That's not it, and you know it!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Meeting
Important Leisure Meeting & Stuff
**[03:35] ---**
So! What event are we going
to amuse ourselves with?
**[03:39] ---**
Everyone, shout out your ideas!
**[03:42] ---**
Like I said, that's not what...
**[03:43] ---**
Oh! Corporal Giroro!
You have an idea already, sir?
**[03:47] ---**
No, I don't!
**[03:49] ---**
More importantly,
**[03:50] ---**
above us right now, you have our copy
robots helping around the Hinata house!
**[03:53] ---**
Those things went crazy
once before, remember?
***SIGN*** Trash Trash Trash
**[03:57] ---**
Why'd you pull those
dangerous things out again?!
**[04:03] ---**
With regards to that,
your concerns are unfounded.
**[04:06] ---**
We're not letting them do much.
**[04:08] ---**
I reconfigured them so they can only
do a very limited set of things.
**[04:12] ---**
They won't go haywire again.
**[04:15] ---**
Wow! Amazing!
**[04:19] ---**
It's practically a new house!
**[04:21] ---**
Kero kerori.
**[04:23] ---**
Okay, what should we do next, ma'am?
**[04:26] ---**
Well, let's see...
**[04:27] ---**
The cleaning and the laundry
are both done, so...
**[04:30] ---**
I guess you can do what you want
for the time being!
**[04:32] ---**
Then that's what we'll do, ma'am!
**[04:35] ---**
Company, right face!
**[04:38] ---**
Withdraw! Forward march!
**[04:41] ---**
One, two, one, two!
**[04:42] ---**
They're being creepily obedient...
**[04:45] ---**
I bet they've given up on
the invasion of Earth,
**[04:48] ---**
and decided to become pleasant
and friendly aliens.
**[04:52] ---**
I'm really not sure about that...
**[04:55] ---**
Okay, are we all in a circle, sir?
**[04:57] ---**
Yes!
**[04:59] ---**
We will perform the dial-setting ritual, sir.
**[05:02] ---**
Roger.
***SIGN*** No Presence Make Tea Train
**[05:06] ---**
Change mode: Do what we want.
***SIGN*** Make Tea
***SIGN*** No Presence
***SIGN*** Repairs
***SIGN*** Unpleasant Laugh
***SIGN*** Wipe Windows
***SIGN*** Maintain Guns
***SIGN*** Clean
***SIGN*** Sweets
***SIGN*** Laundry
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[05:16] ---**
Kero kerori.
**[05:17] ---**
I will be quietly making
my Gundam models, sir.
**[05:20] ---**
I'm going to eat sweeties.
**[05:23] ---**
I suppose I will do some
maintenance on my guns.
**[05:27] ---**
I am not here. Not here...
**[05:29] ---**
There, how's that, sir?!
**[05:32] ---**
We've deleted the invasion mode,
so there's nothing to worry about, sir!
**[05:36] ---**
Come on, never mind all that!
**[05:38] ---**
Let's think of an entertaining
leisure schedule!
**[05:41] ---**
Umm, I hear Pekopon has an event called
Halloween where you can get sweeties!
**[05:46] ---**
I really want to try taking part
in Halloween this year!
***SIGN*** Ep Title 13X Halloween
**[05:49] ---**
Ohh! Nice one, nice one!
***SIGN*** Halloween
**[05:52] ---**
Autumn is the season for appetite!
**[05:55] ---**
Why don't we all try making
some bread together?
**[05:58] ---**
Or, like, natural wild yeast?
**[06:00] ---**
Ohhh! That sounds like fun!
***SIGN*** Bread makiiiiiing
**[06:02] ---**
U-Um, from time to time, we could
deepen our friendship by going to a hot spr—
**[06:07] ---**
For someone as trendy as me...
**[06:08] ---**
How about going to Akihabara?
That's pretty trendy.
**[06:11] ---**
Then we'll all give it a look, sir!
***SIGN*** Trip to Akiba
**[06:14] ---**
Umm, what about my hot spring...
**[06:15] ---**
Also! Also! I want to go to a hot spring!
**[06:19] ---**
Hot spring! Oh, yeah!
***SIGN*** Hot Spring
**[06:20] ---**
Hot spring! Yes, yes, brilliant!
**[06:23] ---**
That's another one, for sure!
***SIGN*** Hot Spring
**[06:25] ---**
Mmm... autumn makes me think
of baked potatoes...
**[06:28] ---**
Huh? Corporal Giroro?
**[06:29] ---**
Did you think of any good ideas?
**[06:32] ---**
N-No... Nothing.
***SIGN*** Halloween Bread makiiiiiing Trip to Akiba Hot Spring oh yeahhh
**[06:34] ---**
So... What else...
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro: Warriors of Love, Director's Cut!!! Kerorin Revolution, my idol debut Paying the mangaka Mr. Yoshizaki a visit
**[06:37] ---**
*Captain Geroro:
Warriors of Love,* director's cut.
**[06:40] ---**
"Kerorin Revolution," my idol debut.
**[06:43] ---**
Paying the mangaka Mr. Yoshizaki a visit.
**[06:47] ---**
Anything else? Other good ideas?
**[06:50] ---**
And so, while the sergeant and the others
were amusingly deciding their future plans...
**[06:53] ---**
Anything else?!
**[06:56] ---**
Kero kerorin.
**[06:58] ---**
The worksmanship of this
HG Gelgoog is magnificent.
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[07:01] ---**
These snacks are really tasty, too!
**[07:04] ---**
Kero kerorin.
**[07:06] ---**
There, see? Regular old Sarge and Tamama.
**[07:09] ---**
It does look like it.
**[07:10] ---**
Well, if the stupid frogs
have had a change of heart
**[07:13] ---**
and are going to properly
help around the house,
**[07:15] ---**
it makes things easier on me
and suits me fine.
**[07:17] ---**
You're overthinking it, Sis.
**[07:19] ---**
Ah! I almost forgot!
The *623 Radio Special* is on today!
**[07:24] ---**
Making Gundam models is fun, sir.
**[07:27] ---**
Sweeties, snacks...
***SIGN*** Oranges
**[07:32] ---**
Disassemble! Clean! Reassemble!
**[07:35] ---**
Disassemble, clean, reassemble!
***SIGN*** Ku kuu ku ku...
**[07:41] ---**
I am not here. Not here...
**[07:43] ---**
Wow!
***SIGN*** Ep Script/Production Title A Title B
13X Tamama Halloween Going to get sweets
14X Lady Mois Bread makiiiiing Natural yeast
15X Kululu Trip to Akiba Tea with maids
16X Tamama Hot Spring oh yeahhh
17X Me Captain Geroro: Warriors of Love, Director's Cut!!!
18X Me Kerorin Revolution, my idol debut
19X Me Paying the mangaka Mr. Yoshizaki a visit
20X Giroro Dig up potatoes! Eat potatoes!
21X Dororo (tmp.) Mt. climb, strolling, etc (B part??)
**[07:45] ---**
What a collection of ideas, sir!
**[07:48] ---**
They all look like fun!
**[07:50] ---**
Well, we have to remember that the
schedule isn't finalized, sir,
***SIGN*** Program Contents
Not Final
***SIGN*** Episode
Reshuffling
**[07:53] ---**
and changes could happen due
to any number of circumstances.
***SIGN*** Schedule
***SIGN*** Rejected
***SIGN*** (Tentative) Title
**[07:55] ---**
But basically, let's proceed
along this kind of—
**[07:57] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** CAUTION
**[07:58] ---**
Uncle, we have trouble!
**[08:00] ---**
The copy robots have...
**[08:02] ---**
Kero?
**[08:02] ---**
What's happened with the copy robots, ma'am?
**[08:04] ---**
Not another insurrection?!
**[08:06] ---**
No... They seem to be loyally
carrying out their mission, but...
**[08:10] ---**
Umm... well...
**[08:11] ---**
Gero?
**[08:12] ---**
Wh-What on Earth?!
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[08:15] ---**
Gundam models made out of snacks?!
**[08:17] ---**
Gundam models. Gundam models.
Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Senbei
Umai-bou
Chocs
Corn
Potato Chips
Cookies
**[08:20] ---**
Sweeties. Sweeties. Sweeties. Sweeties.
**[08:22] ---**
You two! Don't you think that's enough?!
**[08:25] ---**
Sis! The back garden's in a huge mess!
**[08:29] ---**
Wh... Giroro! What are you doing?!
The neighbors will notice!
**[08:34] ---**
Disassemble disassemble disassemble!
**[08:36] ---**
What on Earth's happened to all of them?
**[08:38] ---**
As usual, they haven't noticed
they're fakes. Just to be clear!
**[08:42] ---**
Gundam models. Gundam models.
Gundam models.
***SIGN*** Senbei
Umai-bou
Chocs
Corn
Potato Chips
Cookies
**[08:44] ---**
Sweeties. Sweeties. Sweeties. Sweeties.
***SIGN*** Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku! Ku!
**[08:49] ---**
The... the house!
**[08:52] ---**
My collector's edition Gundam models!
**[08:55] ---**
'Fraid we're too late.
**[08:56] ---**
Gero...
**[08:57] ---**
The huge quantities of Gundam models
and snacks are getting in the way,
**[09:00] ---**
and stopping us from sending a mode change
command to the copy robots!
**[09:04] ---**
Gundam models... my...
**[09:06] ---**
Hey! What are you going on about?!
**[09:08] ---**
My... precious collector's...
**[09:12] ---**
We're out of other options.
Let's do this, Dororo.
**[09:16] ---**
Understood and agreed with fully!
**[09:19] ---**
Sis, where are you?
**[09:21] ---**
Ah... Sis!
**[09:23] ---**
I'm not dying buried in Gundam models,
snacks, and pieces of junk!
**[09:39] ---**
Natsumi! Fuyuki! Are you okay?!
**[09:42] ---**
Huh... We're safe...
**[09:45] ---**
That was a close call.
**[09:47] ---**
They should be safe for the time being.
**[09:48] ---**
Huh? Are we in your secret base, Sarge?
**[09:52] ---**
Noooo! My... My Gundam models...!
**[09:57] ---**
Gero?
**[09:59] ---**
There you are, stupid frog...
**[10:01] ---**
Kero...
**[10:02] ---**
Ahh, yes, Lady Natsumi!
Glad you're okay, ma'am!
**[10:06] ---**
Don't give me that!
You're the one that did all this!
**[10:08] ---**
N-No... This wasn't me, it was the
copy robots that did all of this, ma'am!
**[10:13] ---**
You liar!
**[10:14] ---**
But, but!
**[10:15] ---**
They were clearly fakes!
**[10:17] ---**
Right? Right? You guys watching on TV
**[10:20] ---**
could tell they were fakes
from the start too, right?!
**[10:23] ---**
You keep quiet!
**[10:25] ---**
I am a victim here, sir!
**[10:28] ---**
In the end, Natsumi-chan and Fuyuki-kun
**[10:31] ---**
never did realize that they had been fakes.
**[10:34] ---**
But... how on Earth not?!
**[10:38] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[10:39] ---**
Huh?
**[10:40] ---**
Where did those copy robots go?
**[10:43] ---**
Tama?!
**[10:45] ---**
Ah, now that you mention it.
**[10:47] ---**
I have a... strangely bad feeling about this.
**[10:50] ---**
Corporal Giroro's bad feeling would
prove to be absolutely on point,
**[10:54] ---**
but that tale is for after the commercials.
**[11:04] ---**
In the farthest reaches of space...
**[11:10] ---**
Captain's log, stardate 061006.
**[11:15] ---**
My platoon, having finished a top-secret
mission in a remote region of space,
**[11:18] ---**
were on their way back to Keron,
58th planet of the Toad Nebula.
***SIGN*** First Lieutenant Galulu
**[11:25] ---**
Interstellar waves are strong,
**[11:27] ---**
but there have been no issues with our
platoon's spaceship. End log.
**[11:31] ---**
Well! This mission was a real
easy one, don'tcha think?
***SIGN*** Senior Private Taruru
**[11:36] ---**
Too simple! It felt lacking!
***SIGN*** Recruit Tororo
**[11:39] ---**
Just shows how great our
skills are, doesn't it?
**[11:42] ---**
Hmph. That they could not eradicate
an enemy of such low caliber...
***SIGN*** Lance Corporal Zolulu
**[11:46] ---**
Their army was simply soft.
**[11:49] ---**
All that prospers must decline.
**[11:51] ---**
Hubris is our greatest enemy.
**[11:53] ---**
What's that?
**[11:55] ---**
You don't change, do you?
**[11:57] ---**
What's so funny, Chief Nurse Pururu?
***SIGN*** Chief Nurse Pururu
**[12:01] ---**
Oh, well, Commander Galulu.
**[12:03] ---**
He says not to let it go to your head.
**[12:06] ---**
Do you know the saying "Tighten your
helmet strap in the hour of victory?"
**[12:09] ---**
A helmet?
**[12:11] ---**
I don't need one of those!
**[12:16] ---**
Urgent telegram from HQ.
**[12:18] ---**
It says a group seeming to be
Keronian soldiers
**[12:20] ---**
have embarked on large-scale
criminal acts on nearby planets!
**[12:25] ---**
What?
**[12:26] ---**
Keronian soldiers?!
**[12:31] ---**
Galulu Platoon: This is How
We Have Fought the War, Sir!
***SIGN*** Mail-Order Planet Gail
**[12:45] ---**
Astounding...
**[12:47] ---**
Awful! This is awful!
**[12:50] ---**
I space-imported all these goods in bulk
from Pekopon via my own personal route!
**[12:54] ---**
Whoa...
**[12:56] ---**
This one has the body of a
Gundam and the legs of a Dom,
**[12:58] ---**
and the arms are from a Juaggu!
**[13:00] ---**
Juaggu!! I'd put a special
500% premium mark-up on those,
**[13:05] ---**
and I was moments from lining
them up on the shelves!
**[13:08] ---**
Isn't that just highway robbery?
**[13:11] ---**
And? Are the culprits really...?
**[13:13] ---**
Yes! Look!
**[13:15] ---**
Look at this!
**[13:17] ---**
These are...!
**[13:22] ---**
Was that really the Keroro Platoon?
**[13:24] ---**
There's absolutely no mistaking them!
**[13:27] ---**
I couldn't forget that nasty guy,
even if I wanted to.
**[13:32] ---**
He took me by surprise the last time...
**[13:34] ---**
...but in this encounter, I shall put an end
to the fate that has long connected us.
**[13:38] ---**
Wait. That is not yet a certainty.
**[13:41] ---**
But...
**[13:42] ---**
In any case, there is no doubt that this
was the doing of some of our comrades.
**[13:46] ---**
Ordinarily this would be a job
for the space police, but...
**[13:50] ---**
Incoming telegram.
**[13:52] ---**
An incident at the Space Sweets Factory!
***SIGN*** Cake-Shaped Space Station
**[13:59] ---**
This is terrible, zaza!
**[14:01] ---**
All the sweets that we space artisans
crafted exquisitely by hand!
**[14:05] ---**
Oh, boy...
**[14:06] ---**
They ate them one after another,
with cries of "Yucky!" and "Fail!"
**[14:11] ---**
Sorry, but could you take a look at this?
**[14:14] ---**
Do you remember these people?
**[14:15] ---**
Zaza!
**[14:16] ---**
Th-Th-That's them, zaza!
**[14:21] ---**
There's no doubt now!
**[14:23] ---**
But it's hard to believe.
**[14:25] ---**
Keroro-kun and Giroro-kun were my classmates.
**[14:28] ---**
And... umm...
**[14:30] ---**
I forgot his name, but...
**[14:32] ---**
Zeroro.
**[14:33] ---**
Though, he's calling himself Dororo now.
**[14:37] ---**
Recruit Tororo!
**[14:39] ---**
Get me an astral map of the surrounding
area, scaled 700 parsecs/block.
**[14:45] ---**
Roger.
**[14:48] ---**
The first place they appeared
was Planet Gail.
**[14:51] ---**
Next, the Space Sweets Factory.
**[14:54] ---**
Extrapolating the direction they're headed,
**[14:56] ---**
we find the producers of 50% of the
heavy ordnance used by Planet Keron,
**[15:00] ---**
the Space Army Construction Yard.
**[15:07] ---**
Kero kero kero kero.
**[15:08] ---**
Tama tama tama tama.
**[15:11] ---**
Doro doro doro.
**[15:13] ---**
Giro giro giro giro giro.
**[15:22] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[15:24] ---**
Do not attempt to resist!
**[15:26] ---**
Giro...
**[15:28] ---**
I knew it.
**[15:29] ---**
Master...
**[15:30] ---**
Why are they doing this?!
**[15:31] ---**
I thought he was a nasty guy, but to
find he's committing space larceny...
**[15:37] ---**
I have found you, Zeroro!
**[15:40] ---**
In any case, we will be restraining you!
**[15:43] ---**
You can explain your circumstances
in a military tribunal on Planet Keron.
**[15:46] ---**
Ahhh...
**[15:47] ---**
The fake Keroro Platoon is being
mistaken for the real one again!
**[15:50] ---**
Kero.
***SIGN*** Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[15:57] ---**
Resonance?!
**[15:59] ---**
First Lieutenant Galulu!
We have to respond in kind!
**[16:01] ---**
Very well! Celerity is the soul of warfare!
**[16:04] ---**
Keep up, men!
***SIGN*** Galugalugalugalu... Purupurupurupuru... Tarutarutarutaru... Torotorotorotoro... Zoluzoluzoluzolu...
**[16:20] ---**
Not a single step back,
even in the face of our resonance!
**[16:23] ---**
Curse these vexatious fools!
**[16:25] ---**
You may have expertly evaded me
on Pekopon, but this time,
**[16:28] ---**
I will have you!
**[16:30] ---**
I am not here. Not here...
**[16:34] ---**
He vanished?!
**[16:35] ---**
Here, too, Fake Dororo was merely
reducing his presence again.
**[16:39] ---**
There!
**[16:42] ---**
Daaahhh! Where are you?!
**[16:44] ---**
My turn! Master Tamama!
**[16:47] ---**
Time to play a game I call
"disciple catches the bad guy,
**[16:49] ---**
but his jaw hits the floor 'cause
it's actually his master!"
**[16:52] ---**
Take my killer move:
**[16:54] ---**
Taruru Genocide DX!!
**[16:56] ---**
Sweeties.
**[17:00] ---**
Try that one for size!
**[17:02] ---**
Sweeties...
**[17:05] ---**
M-My attack...
**[17:07] ---**
A huge mass of unwittingly
placed sweets wrappers
**[17:09] ---**
blocked Taruru's attack!
**[17:12] ---**
Sweeties. Sweeties.
**[17:15] ---**
Sweeties?
**[17:16] ---**
Are you calling me "Sweetie" because I can't
possibly challenge you at my current strength?!
**[17:20] ---**
Sweeties!
**[17:22] ---**
I've been completely defeated again!
**[17:25] ---**
I knew this would not be so easy.
**[17:29] ---**
Giro giro.
**[17:30] ---**
Disassemble disassemble.
**[17:32] ---**
Reassemble.
**[17:33] ---**
What speed!
**[17:34] ---**
Well, he is a robot.
**[17:34] ---**
Disassemble disassemble reassemble!
**[17:36] ---**
Gundam model Gundam model.
**[17:37] ---**
Please, open your eyes, Keroro!
**[17:39] ---**
Gundam model!
**[17:41] ---**
Injecting purification energy!
**[17:45] ---**
Not yet...
**[17:47] ---**
I have only lost my main camera...
**[17:50] ---**
The purification energy isn't working?!
**[17:52] ---**
Incredible! What incredible mental fortitude!
**[17:55] ---**
No, you don't understand...
**[17:59] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[18:01] ---**
You all right, Pururu?!
***SIGN*** Kerokerokerokero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[18:05] ---**
We haven't lost yet!
**[18:13] ---**
I hacked into the main computer of
this military construction yard,
**[18:17] ---**
and activated the barrier systems!
**[18:20] ---**
I'm not letting these guys go, after all.
**[18:29] ---**
Th-That's...
**[18:32] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[18:34] ---**
He's a fake.
**[18:35] ---**
What's so funny?!
**[18:37] ---**
Are you laughing at me, mocking me
for losing to you on Pekopon?!
**[18:40] ---**
You're really ticking me off!
**[18:43] ---**
Eat this!
**[18:49] ---**
Stubborn jerk!
**[18:50] ---**
I'll blow this whole factory to bits!
**[18:53] ---**
Best way to get rid of a really *nasty*
guy is with a really *nasty* method!
**[18:58] ---**
Energy charged to 120%!
**[19:01] ---**
What are you doing, Recruit Tororo?!
**[19:04] ---**
Huh?!
**[19:04] ---**
He can't!
**[19:05] ---**
We're here!
**[19:07] ---**
YOU'RE FINISHED, PU PU!
**[19:25] ---**
All okay?
**[19:26] ---**
J-Just about...
**[19:30] ---**
Where... Where is he...
**[19:33] ---**
Like that? Take that,
you little... you little....
**[19:38] ---**
Looks like he's alive.
**[19:39] ---**
Master!
**[19:42] ---**
Where are you?!
**[19:43] ---**
You can't just leave me the loser like this!
**[19:47] ---**
The heck is this?
**[19:49] ---**
Stupid junk.
**[19:50] ---**
Damn you, Zeroro... How are you so
perfect at hiding your presence?!
**[19:55] ---**
Keroro...
**[19:59] ---**
Just laugh and then vanish, would you?
**[20:01] ---**
What a nasty, nasty guy!
**[20:04] ---**
Hubris is our greatest enemy.
**[20:07] ---**
I assume we have all learned
something from this incident.
**[20:10] ---**
In this wide universe, there are
still many who stand above us.
**[20:16] ---**
Company, prepare to withdraw!
**[20:18] ---**
Roger!
**[20:28] ---**
As the Galulu Platoon finished their
fierce battle with the copy robots...
**[20:32] ---**
You guys'd better hurry up and clear that all
away, or Mom's going to be really mad at you.
**[20:36] ---**
All the countless models I'd been buying up
for some enjoyment in my old age!
**[20:40] ---**
My sweeties!
**[20:42] ---**
Excuse me, whose fault was this?!
**[20:44] ---**
Guess I limited the functions of
the copy robots a bit too much.
**[20:48] ---**
They turned into stubborn jerks
who couldn't be reasoned with.
**[20:52] ---**
Uncle! We've got problems!
**[20:53] ---**
Oh?! What's wrong, ma'am?
**[20:56] ---**
Spacecraft #22 is missing from the hangar!
**[21:00] ---**
What?! Don't tell me the copy robots—
**[21:03] ---**
Ahh. Who cares, who cares.
**[21:05] ---**
One more nuisance gotten rid of.
**[21:08] ---**
Come on, come on, get busy, you guys.
**[21:12] ---**
Who's that?
**[21:14] ---**
I'll go look.
**[21:16] ---**
Come on, the garden's still got a hole in it!
**[21:19] ---**
I'll just take a little break, ma'am.
**[21:21] ---**
No.
**[21:23] ---**
Gero...
**[21:25] ---**
What's wrong, Fuyuki?
**[21:29] ---**
G-Giroro's brother?
**[21:32] ---**
First Lieutenant Galulu?!
**[21:33] ---**
You've grown into quite
the man, Keroro-kun.
**[21:36] ---**
Even Chief Nurse Pururu is here...
**[21:38] ---**
What in blazes are you doing here?
**[21:41] ---**
You gave us motivation in a time when a
string of victories was leading us to falter!
**[21:45] ---**
We thank you for your efforts!
**[21:47] ---**
Huh...?
**[21:48] ---**
Well then, farewell!
**[22:00] ---**
What was that?
**[22:02] ---**
Who knows...
**[22:04] ---**
And so, this disturbance, which invited
misunderstanding on an intergalactic scale,
**[22:08] ---**
came to an end.
**[22:12] ---**
Still... those fakes really are
annoyingly deceptive, aren't they?
**[22:16] ---**
Huh?
**[22:17] ---**
Kero kerori.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
It is Dororo. Autumn is the season
for appetite, and for reading.
**[23:55] ---**
The season for sports,
and for art. It is a good season.
**[23:59] ---**
Then where does that leave spring,
summer, and winter, huh?
**[24:01] ---**
D-Don't ask me that...
**[24:02] ---**
Never mind that. Do you know of Nishizawa
Momoka's mother, Nishizawa Ouka?
**[24:08] ---**
"Giroro: A Secret Day Off, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Baio: Control Sports Day, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E131 - Giroro: A Secret Day Off, Sir! / Baio: Control Sports Day, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW89Q/giroro-a-secret-day-off-sir--baio-control-sports-day-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
The smallest change to one's
everyday situation
**[01:34] ---**
can have surprisingly
wide-reaching effects.
**[01:37] ---**
Kero kero kero.
***SIGN*** Vacation Notice Reason: Personal Circumstances
**[01:42] ---**
Huh?
**[01:43] ---**
Vacation notice?
**[01:44] ---**
Well, you've been informed. Thanks.
**[01:55] ---**
Giroro: A Secret Day Off, Sir!
**[02:00] ---**
Big probs, big probs, big probs!
**[02:03] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[02:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[02:05] ---**
Lend me your ears for a moment.
**[02:08] ---**
What?! No way!
**[02:09] ---**
Is that true, Mr. Sergeant?
**[02:12] ---**
What on Earth is all this about?
**[02:14] ---**
Lady Natsumi! That Giroro,
he gave me a vacation notice!
**[02:18] ---**
Everyone takes a vacation sometimes.
**[02:20] ---**
No... Ever since he enlisted
in the Keron Army,
**[02:23] ---**
Giroro has never taken a single day off
except for illness and injuries, ma'am.
**[02:28] ---**
He is stupidly serious, after all.
**[02:30] ---**
Plus, when I asked him
the reason, he was like,
***SIGN*** Stupidly Serious
**[02:33] ---**
"That has... nothing to do with you."
**[02:37] ---**
What cheek, sir!
**[02:39] ---**
Or, like, really bizarre?
**[02:41] ---**
I still don't think it's anything
to get worked up about.
**[02:45] ---**
More importantly. You'd better have
finished cleaning the bath and toilet!
**[02:48] ---**
This is a massive incident!
Who cares about unimportant stuff like—
**[02:53] ---**
Unimportant?
**[02:55] ---**
Oh, no, no... I'll get on it
right away, ma'am.
**[03:03] ---**
This should do it.
**[03:05] ---**
Giroro! What're you doing?
**[03:08] ---**
It's a secret. I'll tell you when it's time.
**[03:13] ---**
Meanie! Why can't he just tell me now?
**[03:17] ---**
Well, if that's how he's going to be...
**[03:27] ---**
Ohh! I see it now.
**[03:36] ---**
Corporal Giroro's flying board
**[03:38] ---**
has landed in the center of the
Satsuma Peninsula in Kagoshima!
**[03:42] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[03:43] ---**
It is a leader's job to know the ins
and outs of his subordinates' actions.
**[03:46] ---**
I will investigate why Giroro
headed to a place like that, sir.
**[03:50] ---**
The place is just mountains. Nothing there.
**[03:54] ---**
He is probably just doing survival training
on his own again or something, right?
**[03:59] ---**
That'd be completely normal,
and not the least bit entertaining!
**[04:02] ---**
Uncle?
**[04:03] ---**
What is it, Lady Mois, ma'am?
**[04:04] ---**
There's someone else other than
Corporal Giroro... a Pekoponian.
**[04:08] ---**
Or, like, many signals?
**[04:12] ---**
Sarge! Have you seen Sis?
**[04:15] ---**
Gero! Maybe shopping or something?
**[04:17] ---**
Or...
**[04:19] ---**
Perhaps that Pekoponian signal is...
***SIGN*** Satsuma Peninsula
Sakurajima
**[04:25] ---**
I know you're in there.
**[04:26] ---**
Out!
**[04:31] ---**
Don't shoot me...
**[04:32] ---**
N-Natsumi?!
**[04:35] ---**
I wonder where Giroro-senpai is.
**[04:38] ---**
Hold on, hold on! Is this
really the Satsuma Peninsula?
**[04:44] ---**
Gero! This way, sir!
**[04:46] ---**
Ah, Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:47] ---**
Gero?!
**[04:49] ---**
Gero!
**[04:50] ---**
H-Help me...
**[04:52] ---**
Uncle!
**[04:53] ---**
Sarge!
**[04:54] ---**
It is a booby trap!
**[04:57] ---**
Sakurajima?!
**[05:00] ---**
What were you thinking?
In normal circumstances,
**[05:03] ---**
stowaways would not be surprised
to find themselves executed!
**[05:05] ---**
It's your fault for not telling me.
**[05:08] ---**
Don't blame other people!
**[05:10] ---**
So... Why are you chopping grass?
**[05:13] ---**
Watch and find out.
**[05:15] ---**
Gosh, you're stubborn.
**[05:19] ---**
I want to follow *you*, Mr. Sergeant...
**[05:23] ---**
No, I do believe it is the role of the young
to lead us into the future, you see, sir!
**[05:30] ---**
Gero!
**[05:36] ---**
Uncle! Are you okay?
**[05:39] ---**
Sorry! I forgot to warn you that
there was a pitfall trap there.
**[05:44] ---**
Teehee.
**[05:46] ---**
Never mind... Just... help me...
**[05:49] ---**
Sarge, grab onto this!
**[05:51] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[05:54] ---**
Good! High visibility.
**[06:02] ---**
Haha! Sweet potatoes!
**[06:05] ---**
Looks like they've grown well.
**[06:08] ---**
So is this whole field sweet potatoes?
**[06:14] ---**
Oh, wow!
**[06:16] ---**
Let me try it!
**[06:21] ---**
It won't come ouuuut...
**[06:22] ---**
What kind of posture is that for pulling?
**[06:25] ---**
Pull it like this.
**[06:31] ---**
Hold on a minute...
We're alone in the mountains.
**[06:34] ---**
I can't do it!
**[06:36] ---**
Giroro, help...
**[06:38] ---**
R-Right... Sure thing.
**[06:43] ---**
Okay! Pull, pull!
**[06:52] ---**
Are you okay, Natsumi?
**[06:54] ---**
Yeah. I'm okay. Giroro?
**[06:56] ---**
W-W-What?! Natsumi!
**[06:59] ---**
Don't move...
**[07:03] ---**
Natsumi!
**[07:09] ---**
You have mud... on your face.
***SIGN*** Mud
**[07:12] ---**
Mud...
**[07:17] ---**
They're all so big!
**[07:19] ---**
They've been painstakingly grown, after all.
**[07:21] ---**
Huh... So your hobby is potato farming?
**[07:25] ---**
Huh?! Uh... I... no...
**[07:27] ---**
Well... I suppose.
**[07:30] ---**
Hey, look at this one!
**[07:33] ---**
What?
**[07:35] ---**
It looks like you.
**[07:38] ---**
Do I look like a sweet potato to you?!
**[07:40] ---**
Even the color!
**[07:52] ---**
Natsumi!
***SIGN*** "Space Sweet Potato"
**[07:55] ---**
You little... Let go of her!
**[07:59] ---**
What?!
**[08:01] ---**
Aaaahhh, help mee!
**[08:03] ---**
Gero!
**[08:04] ---**
Help me.
**[08:06] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[08:08] ---**
Why are you dumbos here?!
**[08:10] ---**
Uwa! What?! It got Giroro, too?!
**[08:12] ---**
Then who's going to save us?! Huh?
**[08:15] ---**
We are doomed, and it is all
Giroro-senpai's fault!
**[08:19] ---**
Excuse me?!
**[08:35] ---**
Gero?
**[08:36] ---**
Oooh, Dororo!
**[08:38] ---**
It's always Dororo who we can
count on in times like these.
**[08:41] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[08:43] ---**
How many times have I warned you about
growing space sweet potatoes on Pekopon?
**[08:46] ---**
I told you they would grow abnormally.
**[08:49] ---**
Well... I never thought it would be this bad.
**[08:52] ---**
Sorry, my bad.
**[08:54] ---**
Huh? What am I missing?
**[08:56] ---**
A potato field?!
**[08:58] ---**
Yes. Dororo taught me how.
**[09:00] ---**
I've been growing sweet potatoes.
**[09:03] ---**
What?
**[09:04] ---**
I really can't see the connection to the
Pekopon invasion you never shut up about, sir.
**[09:10] ---**
Th-That's... uh...
**[09:12] ---**
T-To use them for instant dumplings...
**[09:14] ---**
Instant dumplings?
**[09:16] ---**
T-T-To sell them and... create
funding for the Pekopon invasion...
**[09:20] ---**
Good! You're a model soldier!
**[09:23] ---**
S-See.
**[09:25] ---**
Now all of you help!
**[09:30] ---**
Gero?! Gero...
**[09:33] ---**
Uncle, what a haul!
**[09:35] ---**
Or, like, wholesale roundup?
**[09:37] ---**
Yahoo!
**[09:39] ---**
I got lots of them, too!
**[09:41] ---**
Look how many I got!
**[09:45] ---**
Digging up potatoes is actually kinda fun.
**[09:48] ---**
Isn't it?
**[09:50] ---**
So... did you and the
Corporal make this field?
**[09:53] ---**
Don't be silly! No.
**[09:55] ---**
I stowed away in the box.
**[09:57] ---**
Stowed away?! Why?
**[09:59] ---**
Curiosity, of course!
**[10:03] ---**
C-Curiosity... about me?!
**[10:03] [SONG] ---**
Giroro, red demon of the battlefield.
***SIGN*** Curiosity
**[10:09] ---**
Ah, Giroro-kun! Are you feeling well?
**[10:09] [SONG] ---**
Although actually, I'm a coward.
**[10:13] ---**
Don't touch me.
You'll get yourself burned, baby.
**[10:16] ---**
Feverish?
**[10:19] ---**
Wow, Uncle!
**[10:23] ---**
Nice!
**[10:25] ---**
Yay! I did it! I did it!
**[10:25] ---**
Nyooohhhh! Nyohhhhh!
**[10:29] ---**
Picking sweet potatoes is
pretty... sweet, right?
**[10:35] ---**
Okay, let's put them in.
**[10:36] ---**
Ah, one moment!
**[10:39] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Fierce Wind Formation!
***SIGN*** Fierce Wind Formation!
**[10:45] ---**
What are you doing, Dororo?!
**[10:46] ---**
Getting rid of our precious campfire!
**[10:48] ---**
The most delicious baked
sweet potatoes are made
**[10:50] ---**
not by putting them directly
into the flame...
**[10:53] ---**
...but by extinguishing it and then
burying the potatoes there.
**[10:57] ---**
I get it. It's just like when you use
hot stones to bake sweet potatoes.
**[11:02] ---**
That is so.
**[11:03] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[11:08] ---**
They're so tasty!
**[11:09] ---**
What's with these things?!
**[11:11] ---**
Yeah, they're great!
**[11:12] ---**
These are truly the blessings of nature.
**[11:15] ---**
I love the natural sweetness!
**[11:18] ---**
You really know when you've got
the taste of the real McCoy.
**[11:21] ---**
Or, like, local produce?
**[11:23] ---**
It's the difference in how they were grown.
**[11:27] ---**
'Scuse me!
**[11:29] ---**
The more you eat the more you toot?
**[11:32] ---**
Cut it out, Kululu.
**[11:34] ---**
We'll all turn yellow.
**[11:36] ---**
But this really is the
best potato I've ever had.
**[11:40] ---**
I have to be thankful to you, Giroro!
**[11:43] ---**
Ah, you... you like them, then...
**[11:46] ---**
Well, I'm glad. I guess stowing away
all that time was worth it.
**[11:50] ---**
D-Don't say that...
**[11:53] ---**
I'm sorry I did it.
**[11:57] ---**
Although it unfolded in an
unexpected way, thanks to Giroro,
**[11:59] ---**
it turned out to be a day when everyone
enjoyed the taste of autumn to the fullest.
**[12:04] ---**
Today is one of the happiest days of my life.
**[12:10] ---**
By the way,
this sweet potato field was actually...
**[12:12] ---**
...made just for Natsumi-chan,
but that's a secret.
**[12:24] ---**
Right now, the collective might of the
world's most cutting-edge supercomputers
**[12:28] ---**
is being used to run a certain simulation.
**[12:32] ---**
President Nishizawa,
we have the simulation results.
**[12:35] ---**
Mmhm. Let's see it.
***SIGN*** Chance of Rainfall 100%
**[12:40] ---**
This is...!
**[12:45] ---**
Baio: Control Sports Day, Sir!
**[12:52] ---**
On sunny days in autumn, don't you find
yourself thinking "Man, I'm glad to be alive"?
**[12:57] ---**
You don't, huh...
**[13:00] ---**
Please...
**[13:01] ---**
Please let it rain this Sunday.
**[13:05] ---**
Sports Day again, Master Fuyuki, sir?
**[13:07] ---**
Huh? How can you tell?
**[13:10] ---**
It happens every year, that's why, sir.
**[13:13] ---**
But don't worry!
**[13:15] ---**
Next Sunday will be a 100%, no, a 200%
***SIGN*** Chance of Rainfall 200%
**[13:18] ---**
definite certainty of rain, sir!
**[13:21] ---**
Ohh! Really?!
**[13:22] ---**
However...
**[13:24] ---**
If rain stops it, it'll just be
postponed to the following Sunday.
***SIGN*** Rain Check
**[13:28] ---**
I guess so...
**[13:30] ---**
The only thing to do is to enjoy
Sports Day as if you wanted it all along, sir.
**[13:36] ---**
I wonder how Sarge knows that?
**[13:40] ---**
Lady Mois! How's it looking, ma'am?
**[13:43] ---**
The low-pressure region
is moving smoothly.
**[13:45] ---**
All that's left is to wait
for the moment of execution.
**[13:48] ---**
Or, like, fully ready?
**[13:50] ---**
We will make it rain mercilessly this Sunday!
**[13:54] ---**
Gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari 4
**[13:56] ---**
With our Strategic Weather
Satellite Komawari 4,
**[13:59] ---**
controlling the weather of Pekopon
is just a walk in the park, sir!
**[14:03] ---**
Oh?! It's going to rain!
**[14:04] ---**
What?!
**[14:13] ---**
Oooh, it's rain! Yes!
**[14:16] ---**
Look, all that's going to happen
is it'll get postponed a little.
**[14:23] ---**
Is it true that the rain in Spain
falls mainly on the plain?
**[14:30] ---**
Were you recalling Madam Ouka?
**[14:33] ---**
Yes. After all, the most recent correspondence
I received from my mother was from Spain.
**[14:38] ---**
But...
**[14:40] ---**
Screw all that! Look at all this rain!
**[14:42] ---**
There'd better be enough left for Sunday!
**[14:46] ---**
Hm. It was not part of the plan
for it to start raining already, sir.
**[14:51] ---**
This is bad.
**[14:52] ---**
If it keeps on raining, by Saturday
the rain will have lifted,
**[14:55] ---**
and Sunday will be bright and sunny.
**[14:57] ---**
That won't do! It won't do, sir!
**[15:01] ---**
Gero!
**[15:03] ---**
Hello! Thank you for your custom!
**[15:05] ---**
Everyone's favorite Keroro Platoon here!
**[15:07] ---**
Umm, so, do you think you'll be able to
handle my request to make it rain on Sunday?
**[15:13] ---**
Ohh, Lady Momoka!
**[15:15] ---**
Things will be just fine, sir!
**[15:16] ---**
A task accepted by the Keroro Platoon
**[15:19] ---**
is one you can feel fully confident in!
**[15:21] ---**
And in exchange... when we succeed...
**[15:25] ---**
Good grief!
Letting money cloud his vision...
**[15:28] ---**
But why is there a need
to make it rain on Sunday?
**[15:32] ---**
Or, like, deeply intrigued?
**[15:34] ---**
That's because Momocchi wants to do
the three-legged race with Fukki.
**[15:38] ---**
But then shouldn't she want it sunny?
**[15:41] ---**
It absolutely has to rain.
**[15:45] ---**
I can't have Sports Day
being run this Sunday.
**[15:50] ---**
Gather more airplanes.
**[15:53] ---**
If it flies, I want it.
**[15:56] ---**
Pump out all the cloud-seeding
chemicals you've got!
**[15:58] ---**
As long as you have clouds, it's possible
to make it rain artifically using chemicals.
**[16:03] ---**
True fact.
**[16:05] ---**
I want all that rain down by Sunday,
**[16:08] ---**
with not a single raincloud left!
**[16:10] ---**
Got it? Do it fast!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[16:15] ---**
For the very first time, I've been blessed with
an opportunity to go to Momoka's Sports Day.
**[16:20] ---**
The three-legged race with Momoka
I've always dreamed of.
**[16:24] ---**
I won't let rain ruin it for me.
**[16:42] ---**
Hurray!
**[16:44] ---**
It's raining! It's raining!
**[16:46] ---**
Sunday's the day after tomorrow.
It'd better clear up.
**[16:49] ---**
Whaat...
**[16:53] ---**
It is beyond doubt that your father intends
to appear with you in the three-legged race.
**[17:00] ---**
It's not as if I wouldn't like to have a
three-legged race together with my father.
**[17:05] ---**
But... given that the father-and-child
three-legged race
**[17:09] ---**
can't be run by those participating
in the three-legged class relay race...
**[17:14] ---**
Of course you wanna frickin' go
for the race with Fuyuki-kun!
**[17:18] ---**
It will be impossible for your superhumanly busy
father to clear his schedule two weeks in a row.
**[17:24] ---**
Such an act would send the
world economy into chaos.
**[17:28] ---**
In other words, if it rains this
Sunday and it gets postponed,
**[17:33] ---**
no one will be able to get in the way of
my three-legged race with Fuyuki-kun!
**[17:33] ---**
Come on, Nishizawa-san. One, two, one, two.
***SIGN*** Who?
**[17:37] ---**
It's just a petty father-daughter squabble!
**[17:40] ---**
It is the Nishizawa family, after all.
**[17:43] ---**
Ah! The rainclouds are disappearing!
**[17:46] ---**
At this rate, we won't be able
to make it rain on Sunday.
**[17:51] ---**
This won't do! Gather rainclouds from
all over Pekopon, immediately, sir!
**[17:55] ---**
Komawari 4, maximum output!
**[17:57] ---**
No probs.
**[18:01] ---**
This raincloud here, go over there.
**[18:05] ---**
That raincloud there, come over here.
**[18:08] ---**
Cranes are coming from Tsurui Village...
**[18:13] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[18:14] ---**
I laugh at your annoying little
Pekoponian games!
**[18:18] ---**
Impossible... Going by the weather data,
**[18:21] ---**
there should be no factors that would cause
the rainclouds to develop any further.
**[18:25] ---**
This raincloud here, go over there.
**[18:28] ---**
That guy!
**[18:30] ---**
Unidentified flying object
closing in on Komawari 4!
**[18:34] ---**
Show it on the monitor!
**[18:38] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** 100
**[18:39] ---**
Someone is standing on it!
**[18:42] ---**
That guy...
**[18:44] ---**
Momocchi's dad!
**[18:45] ---**
Is he trying to shoot down Komawari 4?!
**[18:49] ---**
Then... we will simply have to engage.
**[18:59] ---**
I'll finish this here.
**[19:04] ---**
Fire!
**[19:09] ---**
A-Am I in over my head?
**[19:14] ---**
Impossible! That should
have been a direct hit!
**[19:20] ---**
So that was it!
I won't let you get in my way!
**[19:26] ---**
Go down, go down, go down!
**[19:28] ---**
It doesn't matter how powerful
you are if you can't hit me!
**[19:32] ---**
Gero!
**[19:38] ---**
Don't cower!
**[19:39] ---**
We are more scientifically advanced!
**[19:42] ---**
There's no way we can lose, sir!
**[19:49] ---**
We got him!
**[19:51] ---**
I'm going to teach you that your
shuttle has its limits, my friend!
**[19:59] ---**
Hyaaa! It's coming closer and closer!
**[20:03] ---**
We can do this!
**[20:06] ---**
Too slow!
**[20:08] ---**
What?!
**[20:14] ---**
Gero!
**[20:15] ---**
Gerooo!
**[20:23] ---**
This is Baio. I'm going to do a bit
more cleaning before I head back.
**[20:27] ---**
I'll make it in time for the meeting.
**[20:34] ---**
Ah! It's sunny!
**[20:36] ---**
Awww...
**[20:38] ---**
Milady...
**[20:40] ---**
That's my father for you.
**[20:43] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[20:45] ---**
I'll resign myself to whatever happens.
**[20:49] ---**
And so came Sunday,
the day of Sports Day itself.
***SIGN*** Sports Day
**[20:55] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[20:56] ---**
Ah, Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:58] ---**
What are you doing?
**[21:00] ---**
I'm waiting for my father.
**[21:02] ---**
Ahh, you're so lucky!
**[21:03] ---**
Our mom's so busy. It doesn't look
like she'll make it this year.
**[21:11] ---**
Father!
**[21:18] ---**
Father!
**[21:22] ---**
Momoka, I'm sorry.
**[21:24] ---**
I completely forgot about the time difference
between us when I built my schedule.
**[21:28] ---**
I'm so sorry. I can't apologize enough.
**[21:33] ---**
What the heck?!
**[21:35] ---**
I-It's okay, Father.
Good luck with your work.
**[21:40] ---**
I promise I will make this up to you.
**[21:42] ---**
I know!
**[21:43] ---**
Why don't we call Ouka around, and have
a nice quiet family meal every now and then?
**[21:47] ---**
Huh?! Mother, too?!
**[21:49] ---**
Ouka will be the difficulty, of course...
**[21:52] ---**
Well, I'll do what I can.
**[21:56] ---**
I'm really sorry, Momoka!
**[22:02] ---**
Milady...
**[22:03] ---**
Momoka-chan?
**[22:05] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[22:07] ---**
Oh, yeahhh! Three-legged race
with Fuyuki-kun!
**[22:11] ---**
Funds Nishizawa Baio expended to make this
day sunny: roughly 5 trillion, 50 billion yen!
**[22:17] ---**
Gero whoa!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:52] ---**
It is Dororo. Assassin: a silent killer.
**[23:55] ---**
My memories of the time when I was
feared as a top assassin,
**[23:59] ---**
I have buried along with the name of Zeroro.
**[24:02] ---**
But you remember all the trauma stuff.
**[24:04] ---**
I... I do?
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. Bluebird grilled-bird,
that sounds gross!
**[24:08] ---**
"Dororo: Catalysts are Important, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Assassination Order Lance Corporal Dororo
**[24:11] ---**
"Natsumi: My Bluebird, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Bob
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E132 - Dororo: Catalysts are Important, Sir! / Natsumi: My Bluebird, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5N7G/dororo-catalysts-are-important-sir--natsumi-my-bluebird-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
There will always be times in life
**[01:33] ---**
when you're faced with an impossible task
that makes you go, "There's just no way!"
**[01:37] ---**
What do you all do at times like that?
**[01:41] ---**
This is our target this time,
the Keroro Platoon.
**[01:45] ---**
Within the next 12 Pekoponian hours,
**[01:48] ---**
you are to take down that
target and return here.
**[01:51] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[01:54] ---**
No...
**[01:56] ---**
I can't take this guy down...
That's just... impossible!
**[02:04] ---**
Dororo: Catalysts are Important, Sir!
**[02:09] ---**
The men of the Keroro Platoon suddenly
find themselves targeted without warning.
**[02:14] ---**
The devil's hand silently closes in.
***SIGN*** To Tamama-san
**[02:19] ---**
A mountain of sweeties!
**[02:20] ---**
I am so lucky!
**[02:27] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama...
you are defeated!
***SIGN*** Cookies
Packy
Pochy
Tomato Chips
***SIGN*** To Tamama-san
**[02:32] ---**
So delicious!
**[02:38] ---**
I ate so much, I poohekokied.
***SIGN*** Stenchhhh
**[02:41] ---**
St-Stinkyyy!
**[02:42] ---**
What is this?! What did you eat to...?!
**[02:46] ---**
How dirty...
**[02:48] ---**
Sweeter than candy.
**[03:12] ---**
He's gone!
**[03:21] ---**
I thought I told you not to stand behind me.
**[03:24] ---**
No, I'm pretty sure no one said that...
***SIGN*** Kululu
***SIGN*** Reeeeeally hard programming Authentic Indian Chicken Curry
***SIGN*** Ingredients How to Make
***SIGN*** Curry Flavor
Super Sweet
**[03:32] ---**
What do we do here?
**[03:44] ---**
Ahh, screw it!
***SIGN*** October 20th
***SIGN*** Screeeeeeech
***SIGN*** Curry Flavor
Super Sweet
**[03:51] ---**
Ahh, now I feel much better.
***SIGN*** Much Better
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Strategy Idea Notebook (^o^)/
**[03:56] ---**
Okay!
**[03:58] ---**
I'm gonna think of an awesome invasion plan!
**[04:01] ---**
But first, check what anime is on...
**[04:05] ---**
Gotta see what's happening on the net, sir.
**[04:08] ---**
Ooh, yes, the putty should
have hardened by now!
**[04:11] ---**
Oops! Almost missed the critical scene!
**[04:14] ---**
Ooh. Things are fast-moving today...
**[04:17] ---**
I wonder if the glue's dried, sir.
**[04:19] ---**
Ooh! It's her!
**[04:20] ---**
It's happening!
***SIGN*** It's happening!
**[04:21] ---**
Gotta hurry and get it painted!
**[04:23] ---**
Ah, going that way, huh?
**[04:24] ---**
Godlike development!
**[04:26] ---**
Attach a poly-cap...
**[04:27] ---**
Oh, what's this?
**[04:28] ---**
Ahhh, my eyes are spinning!
**[04:30] ---**
Someone... help me!
**[04:35] ---**
He's wide open.
**[04:37] ---**
Sarge, you here?
***SIGN*** Automatic Door
**[04:41] ---**
You made it automatic?
**[04:43] ---**
Huh? Uh, yeah, I guess...
**[04:46] ---**
I brought that DVD you said
you wanted to borrow.
***SIGN*** Moai
Special DVD
13
**[04:51] ---**
Thank you, sir!
***SIGN*** Automatic Door
**[04:52] ---**
Return it whenever you want.
**[04:56] ---**
Okay, then.
**[05:00] ---**
I can't let myself be put off
by something like—
**[05:02] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Automatic Door
**[05:07] ---**
Oh, if it isn't Lady Natsumi!
**[05:09] ---**
You wanna explain these?
**[05:12] ---**
Wow, that's exactly the
reaction I was—
**[05:14] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Automatic Door
**[05:15] ---**
Put them back to normal.
**[05:26] ---**
Classic Lady Natsumi.
**[05:28] ---**
I have no need for an automatic door, sir!
**[05:30] ---**
Gero.
**[05:31] ---**
Uh, hello?
***SIGN*** Bob
**[05:33] ---**
This is Bob, instructor for the assassin
training school on planet Lu-Ne.
**[05:36] ---**
I am deeply grateful for your
co-operation with our graduation exam.
**[05:42] ---**
No problem, no problem!
**[05:43] ---**
Anytime, sir!
***SIGN*** Bob
**[05:45] ---**
I have deposited your remuneration into the
account you specified. Thank you once again.
**[05:50] ---**
Thanks for your business!
***SIGN*** Shrewd Business
**[05:52] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[05:55] ---**
I feel like there's someone
I've forgotten to contact...
***SIGN*** Assassination Order
**[05:59] ---**
Oh, well! Done and done!
**[06:01] ---**
I'll never be able to win
against someone this strong...
**[06:05] ---**
Chuton, what is taking you so long?
**[06:08] ---**
Instructor... A strong opponent like this
is too much for a learner like me.
**[06:13] ---**
You'll never become a proper assassin
with that attitude.
***SIGN*** Bob
**[06:17] ---**
You're just going to give up?
**[06:19] ---**
No... I...
**[06:21] ---**
Then you've just got to do it!
Now see it through!
***SIGN*** Assassination Order Lance Corporal Dororo
**[06:25] ---**
That's easy to say, but...
he's just on a whole other level.
**[06:39] ---**
Dororo.
**[06:41] ---**
I am already well aware.
**[06:44] ---**
What will you do?
**[06:45] ---**
First, we will see what he is capable of.
**[06:51] ---**
This is...!
***SIGN*** Letter of
Challenge
**[06:54] ---**
What does it say?
**[06:55] ---**
It is a letter of challenge.
**[06:57] ---**
So he challenges me to a battle directly...
**[07:00] ---**
I respect his determination. I shall accept.
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[07:12] ---**
It is already the appointed time.
**[07:15] ---**
You...
**[07:17] ---**
Chuton, assassin-in-training from Lu-Ne.
**[07:20] ---**
I am...
**[07:21] ---**
I know.
**[07:23] ---**
The top member of the ultra-elite
Keron Army squadron "Assassin,"
***SIGN*** Winner of the 1st Strongest in Space Martial Arts Tournament Winner of the 2nd Strongest in Space Martial Arts Tournament
***SIGN*** Strongest
in Space
***SIGN*** Winner of the 3rd Strongest in Space Martial Arts Tournament Winner of the 4th Strongest in Space Martial Arts Tournament
**[07:26] ---**
and seven-time consecutive winner of the
Strongest In Space Martial Arts Tournament.
***SIGN*** Winner of the 5th Strongest in Space Martial Arts Tournament Winner of the 6th Strongest in Space Martial Arts Tournament
***SIGN*** Assassin Monthly
***SIGN*** Winner of the 7th Strongest in Space Martial Arts Tournament 8th Assassin Magic Competition Technique Prize
**[07:30] ---**
After that, you were one of the
members of the Keroro Platoon,
***SIGN*** 9th Assassin Magic Competition Outstanding Performance Award
**[07:32] ---**
on the front line of the
Pekopon invasion mission,
***SIGN*** 10th Assassin Magic Competition Fighting Spirit Award 11th Planet Keron Street Fight Championship Rookie of the Year Award
**[07:34] ---**
when you went missing,
**[07:36] ---**
and afterwards returned to the fold,
changing your name from Zeroro to Dororo.
***SIGN*** 12th Planet Keron Street Fight Championship Board of Directors Prize
**[07:40] ---**
You're super famous in our line of work.
**[07:43] ---**
And what reason does a trainee like you
have to issue me a letter of challenge?
**[07:46] ---**
I've got a graduation exam, see.
**[07:48] ---**
I got lumped with the task of beating you.
**[07:51] ---**
Even though it's totally obvious
who's gonna win.
**[07:54] ---**
So... uh...
**[07:55] ---**
If we could have a little match
where you go a little easy on me...
**[07:58] ---**
...and then you find a nice place to
finish it off, that's what I was thinking...
**[08:02] ---**
So? Are the introductions over?
**[08:09] ---**
So suddenly?!
**[08:14] ---**
Your speed!
**[08:17] ---**
Your attacks!
**[08:22] ---**
Your resourcefulness!
**[08:26] ---**
They're all average, that's what
you're thinking, right?
**[08:29] ---**
Right? The difference in our levels is clear
as day, so let's just call this fight over and—
**[08:33] ---**
Discussions are over!
**[08:34] ---**
Why?!
**[08:36] ---**
I understand well your circumstances,
but I do not appreciate your protests!
**[08:40] ---**
Noooo...
**[08:41] ---**
How can you come to a conclusion
before making the attempt?!
**[08:44] ---**
If you arbitrarily determine
your own limits and abandon hope,
**[08:47] ---**
you will not be able to survive
what lies ahead of you!
**[08:49] ---**
I... I don't want to hear
a lecture like that!
**[08:53] ---**
Then...
**[08:56] ---**
Life is about attempting to
break through your own limits!
**[09:03] ---**
You...
**[09:10] ---**
Bad move!
**[09:19] ---**
Darn it! Fine, have it your way!
**[09:26] ---**
This match is a draw.
**[09:29] ---**
Huh?! What... are you mocking me?
**[09:31] ---**
Do not be under a false impression.
**[09:33] ---**
I am telling you I will not
fall for your trick.
**[09:37] ---**
Feigning defeat and inviting
carelessness from your enemy
**[09:40] ---**
is the oldest trick in
the book for an assassin.
**[09:41] ---**
I will not fall for it.
**[09:43] ---**
Uh... no... I...
**[09:44] ---**
Leave!
**[09:45] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[09:48] ---**
Child of Lu-Ne!
**[09:50] ---**
Yes?!
**[09:53] ---**
That thrust of yours
had determination behind it.
**[09:55] ---**
It was a marvelous sight.
**[10:03] ---**
The lad was immature, but talented.
**[10:07] ---**
Polished, he will surely sparkle one day.
**[10:09] ---**
So why did you make it a draw?
**[10:12] ---**
Catalysts are important.
**[10:15] ---**
I remember myself...
**[10:18] ---**
Woo! Woo!
**[10:22] ---**
You're awesome, Zeroro! I think you
could even do a complete loop!
**[10:28] ---**
I've got no choice
but to go for the loop now!
**[10:30] ---**
I don't know why I think that, but...
**[10:34] ---**
...I can't turn back now!
**[10:42] ---**
Awesome.
**[10:44] ---**
That was awesome, Zeroro-kun!
**[10:46] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[10:47] ---**
You could totally be an assassin, you could!
**[10:50] ---**
...Assassin?
**[10:53] ---**
Someone's throwaway remark can
become a catalyst sometimes.
**[10:57] ---**
Then, if that Chuton boy becomes strong,
**[11:00] ---**
he'll owe that to you!
**[11:03] ---**
I do not think I did anything that grand.
**[11:05] ---**
I hope you can fight with him again.
**[11:09] ---**
I will be looking forward to it.
**[11:11] ---**
After that, the young lad called Chuton
**[11:14] ---**
became champion of the
Space Martial Arts Tournament.
**[11:19] ---**
Ohh, so that's why!
**[11:20] ---**
A few simple words at the right time
**[11:20] ---**
Ooh, my surfacer's...
**[11:22] ---**
can be the catalyst that pushes
you through a big wall.
**[11:22] ---**
What's this?!
**[11:23] ---**
Sarge, you're needed!
**[11:24] ---**
Coming!
**[11:26] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Automatic Door
**[11:28] ---**
However, the one who said it
often completely forgets.
**[11:41] ---**
As you live a life of uneventful days,
**[11:43] ---**
happiness can suddenly appear out of nowhere.
**[11:48] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog!
**[11:49] ---**
You've been slacking off the
cleaning again, haven't you?!
**[11:52] ---**
Yes'm! Yes'm! Sorry! Yes'm!
**[11:55] ---**
Get it finished before dinner, got it?
**[12:01] ---**
Awww...
**[12:02] ---**
Day after day, I'm yelling.
**[12:05] ---**
If I keep on like this,
I might turn into a grumpy old lady.
**[12:08] ---**
I don't want thaaaat!
**[12:10] ---**
Natchi!
**[12:14] ---**
Natchi!
**[12:17] ---**
Natchi! Natchi!
**[12:19] ---**
A bluebird!
**[12:24] ---**
Natsumi: My Bluebird, Sir!
**[12:30] ---**
I haven't climbed the Tokyo Tower recently.
**[12:33] ---**
When will I be able to become a wax doll?
***SIGN*** Sparkle Sparkle
**[12:37] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
Today's mission is complete, ma'am!
**[12:42] ---**
Good work!
**[12:43] ---**
Good work!
**[12:45] ---**
What is that little talking creature?
**[12:49] ---**
It's a bluebird of happiness.
**[12:51] ---**
It can't really talk, only copy.
**[12:53] ---**
Only copy?
**[12:54] ---**
Look. Hello!
**[12:57] ---**
Hello!
**[12:58] ---**
Oh-hoh! That looks fun, ma'am!
**[13:01] ---**
Yahoo!
**[13:02] ---**
Yahoooo!
**[13:03] ---**
Ooh, it copied me, sir!
**[13:06] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[13:07] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[13:08] ---**
Invasion, sir!
**[13:10] ---**
Invasion, sir!
**[13:11] ---**
Don't teach it weird stuff!
**[13:13] ---**
Awww, but it's fun!
**[13:16] ---**
Anyway, we have to find it a bird cage.
**[13:19] ---**
Bird cage?
**[13:20] ---**
Let's see... your name can be...
**[13:23] ---**
You're blue,
so I think I'll call you Buu-chan!
**[13:27] ---**
Natsumi-chan... Your naming sense is...
**[13:29] ---**
Umm, Lady Natsumi.
***SIGN*** Hates Animals
**[13:32] ---**
Are you forgetting that
Lady Mom hates animals?
**[13:36] ---**
And she's just today finished
the final proof of her magazine.
***SIGN*** Tired
Bad Mood
**[13:41] ---**
She'll be home any minute!
**[13:44] ---**
Please! While Mom is home,
**[13:46] ---**
will you keep Buu-chan safe in here?
**[13:50] ---**
In that case, Lady Natsumi,
cleaning duty this week...
**[13:53] ---**
I'll do it all for you!
**[13:56] ---**
Great! I'm on board!
**[13:58] ---**
Okay, Buu-chan, make yourself at home
and lounge around freely.
**[14:04] ---**
Freely! Freely!
**[14:05] ---**
If you want, you can stay here forever,
not just this week, sir...
**[14:09] ---**
Gero?
**[14:10] ---**
Ahhh! Don't perch on those!
**[14:14] ---**
What's wrong with that? He's only perching.
**[14:17] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Eeeeeek!
**[14:21] ---**
Eeeeeeek!!
**[14:24] ---**
Stupid... rassin' frassin'!
**[14:26] ---**
Don't get so mad.
**[14:27] ---**
Buu-chan didn't do it on purpose!
It was an accident!
**[14:31] ---**
Accident! Accident!
**[14:32] ---**
And that makes him all the more
difficult to deal with, ma'am!
**[14:35] ---**
Well, this place is spacious,
so he won't cause problems here.
**[14:40] ---**
Okay, Buu-chan.
Play here for a little while, okay?
**[14:48] ---**
They're carnivorous plants that only feed on
tiny creatures flying through the air, ma—
**[14:54] ---**
Wait! Stooooop!
**[14:59] ---**
Bluebird...
***SIGN*** The correct way of making a lab specimen
**[15:01] ---**
You sure you wanna give it to Junko?
**[15:03] ---**
No.
**[15:04] ---**
I'll try somewhere else...
**[15:07] ---**
There's no danger to its life here.
**[15:09] ---**
Or, like, household safety?
**[15:14] ---**
This base will explode in 5 minutes.
**[15:16] ---**
It pressed the switch!
**[15:19] ---**
Or, like, kaboom button?
**[15:23] ---**
I guess he really is going
to have to stay here.
**[15:26] ---**
Okay, Buu-chan, you have to keep quiet, okay?
**[15:30] ---**
Shh, sir.
**[15:31] ---**
If Lady Mom hears anything,
she'll make you into yakitori, sir!
**[15:35] ---**
Why would she do that?!
**[15:37] ---**
She's home! Buu-chan, wait here quietly, okay?
**[15:42] ---**
I'm home!
**[15:43] ---**
Welcome home!
**[15:45] ---**
Welcome home, Mom!
I'll make dinner right away!
**[15:49] ---**
You don't have to do that today.
Cooking is one of the ways I relieve my stress!
**[15:53] ---**
Ahh, it's fine, really!
I'll do it! You relax...
**[15:58] ---**
What's that?
**[15:59] ---**
Huh? Y-Your imagination?
**[16:02] ---**
I think... that was the
sound of a little b—
**[16:05] ---**
Sorry, Tamama.
**[16:06] ---**
Lady Mom, you should go take
a nice, long bath, ma'am.
**[16:10] ---**
Y-You think?
**[16:11] ---**
Yes! Take your time and wind down!
**[16:14] ---**
I feel guilty. Well, if you insist!
**[16:17] ---**
Natchi! Natchi!
**[16:20] ---**
Ahhh, no, no!
***SIGN*** Ventriloquism
**[16:21] ---**
Actually, I've been practicing
ventriloquism, ma'am!
**[16:25] ---**
Natchi! Natchi! Give your Mom a hand!
**[16:29] ---**
Or something!
**[16:30] ---**
Oh my! When did you start calling
Natsumi "Natchi," Kero-chan?
**[16:34] ---**
We've been getting on so well!
**[16:37] ---**
We call each other Natchi and
Kerocchi now! Don't we, Kerocchi?
**[16:42] ---**
We sure do, Natchi!
**[16:43] ---**
Keroro, you scumbag!!
**[16:45] ---**
Huh? I think there really
is something up there...
**[16:48] ---**
Eeeek! It's probably one of those
poltergeists or something I'm so scared!
**[16:52] ---**
In the first place, I never heard
any loud crashing sound.
***SIGN*** Crash
**[16:57] ---**
I'll j-just go check on that.
**[17:01] ---**
Buu-chan? What's wrong, sir?
**[17:06] ---**
Buu-chan! They'll get mad
at you if you do that!
**[17:09] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:14] ---**
Crap!
**[17:16] ---**
Go away! Go away!
**[17:18] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[17:19] ---**
A little bird?
**[17:21] ---**
Enemy raid?! Everyone down!
**[17:23] ---**
*Don't* shoot it!
**[17:24] ---**
Okay! I will get rid of it!
**[17:27] ---**
You'll destroy the house!
**[17:30] ---**
Calm down! Don't go so crazy!
**[17:32] ---**
Over here, over here!
**[17:34] ---**
Okay, out!
**[17:37] ---**
Huh? What?
**[17:39] ---**
It flew in here by accident, right?
**[17:41] ---**
It did, but...
**[17:43] ---**
It really did, but...
**[17:46] ---**
Natsumi?
**[17:48] ---**
Hey! Buu-chan!
**[17:50] ---**
Buu-chan!
**[17:53] ---**
It's nowhere to be seen...
**[17:55] ---**
Or, like, searching blindly?
**[17:57] ---**
But even if we find it,
Mom hates animals, so...
**[18:01] ---**
True, sir.
**[18:03] ---**
Buu-chan!
**[18:05] ---**
Buu-chan!
**[18:05] ---**
Buu!
**[18:07] ---**
I wonder where he went?
**[18:09] ---**
Natchi... I think it is time you gave up.
**[18:13] ---**
Buu-chan flew off on his own.
**[18:17] ---**
No! Buu-chan!
**[18:20] ---**
Buu-chan!
**[18:21] ---**
Natsumi...
**[18:25] ---**
We must find Natsumi-dono's
bluebird at all costs.
**[18:29] ---**
What was that?
**[18:34] ---**
Natchi!
**[18:41] ---**
How'd it go?
**[18:43] ---**
Or, like, status unknown?
**[18:45] ---**
There's nothing we can do, Sis.
**[18:47] ---**
I mean, it was lost in the first place...
**[18:55] ---**
We're back...
**[18:58] ---**
Darn good yakitori. Junko is satisfied.
**[19:03] ---**
Don't tell me that's...
**[19:05] ---**
Mom! You didn't turn Buu-chan into...!
**[19:08] ---**
Oh! Welcome back!
**[19:09] ---**
The yakitori just finished cooking.
**[19:12] ---**
Gero!
**[19:14] ---**
You made him into kebabs?!
**[19:15] ---**
What? What are you talking about?
**[19:18] ---**
I made this from chicken I had in the fridge.
**[19:23] ---**
Don't do confusing stuff like that...
**[19:25] ---**
Oh, what? You thought I made
that bird into yakitori?
**[19:30] ---**
Well...!
**[19:31] ---**
Buu-chan came back just before you did.
**[19:33] ---**
I asked Kulu-chan to put him into your room.
**[19:37] ---**
Really?!
**[19:40] ---**
Buu-chan!
**[19:42] ---**
Buu-chan...
**[19:44] ---**
Natchi! Natchi! Natchi!
**[19:47] ---**
You came back!
**[19:50] ---**
Ahah, that tickles!
**[19:50] ---**
Ohh, how nice for you, ma'am!
**[19:53] ---**
Mom, I can keep him, can't I?
**[19:56] ---**
I promise I'll take care of him myself!
**[20:00] ---**
Come on, Mom, say it's okay.
**[20:02] ---**
I'd like to ask for it
to be kept, too, ma'am!
**[20:05] ---**
I'll keep it in this room
so you never have to see it!
**[20:08] ---**
I see...
**[20:11] ---**
Well...
**[20:12] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[20:13] ---**
My apologies for interrupting.
**[20:15] ---**
Dororo! We're in the middle
of an important conversation!
**[20:19] ---**
You shouldn't cut in!
**[20:20] ---**
Look at this.
**[20:21] ---**
Kero?
***SIGN*** Have You Seen This Bird?
His name is Natchi
He went missing
The wingtips and the
back of its neck are white
It has a leg ring on its right leg
The number is 114
If you find it, please
contact me at this number:
**[20:22] ---**
The bird's real owner is searching for it.
**[20:26] ---**
The color of its feathers matches, as does the
number on its leg ring. And the bird's name...
**[20:31] ---**
...is Natchi.
**[20:33] ---**
Natchi!
**[20:35] ---**
Oh...
**[20:39] ---**
It's a shame...
**[20:42] ---**
But it's not all bad, is it?
**[20:43] ---**
Buu-chan will be able to
return to his own home.
**[20:51] ---**
Natchi! Natchi!
**[20:55] ---**
But it's quite late already.
**[20:57] ---**
Let's keep him here just for tonight.
**[21:02] ---**
Why don't you be its owner, just for tonight?
**[21:09] ---**
Thanks, Mom!
**[21:10] ---**
Isn't that great, Sis?!
**[21:14] ---**
Looks like we're together
for tonight, Buu-chan!
**[21:16] ---**
Together! Together! Together!
**[21:19] ---**
And so, although she only got
permission for one night,
**[21:23] ---**
Natsumi-chan spent some fun time
with the bluebird called Natchi.
**[21:28] ---**
Next evening.
**[21:31] ---**
I wonder what Buu-chan is up to...
**[21:34] ---**
Y-Y-Y-You really think...
**[21:36] ---**
...Natsumi will like this?
**[21:38] ---**
It'll work great! Leave it to me, sir!
**[21:45] ---**
Na... Natchi!
**[21:51] ---**
S-Sorry, Natsumi!
I didn't mean— forgive me!
**[21:58] ---**
Thanks, Giroro!
**[22:00] ---**
Tweeeeeet!
**[22:02] ---**
You're trying to cheer me up.
**[22:04] ---**
Exactly!
**[22:06] ---**
Natchi!
**[22:06] ---**
Natchi!
**[22:07] ---**
Natchi! Natchi! Natchi!
**[22:11] ---**
Thanks, everyone...
**[22:14] ---**
Natchi... Natchi... Natchi...
**[22:16] ---**
Here's hoping that a bluebird
turns up for you, too.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:52] ---**
Fuyuki here. When autumn comes round, you get
that nice smell of fragrant tea olives, don't you?
**[23:56] ---**
Hm? Is that the name of some planet?
**[23:59] ---**
No. It's a tree that has lots
of little orange flowers.
**[24:03] ---**
Ah! That one that smells like
our toilet freshener!
**[24:06] ---**
Sarge...
**[24:07] ---**
Never mind that! Pumpkinhead,
I thought that was a gag.
**[24:11] ---**
"Alisa, the Dark Hunter:
Hell Breaks Loose at Halloween, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E133 - Alisa, the Dark Hunter: Hell Breaks Loose at Halloween, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX75D4/alisa-the-dark-hunter-hell-breaks-loose-at-halloween-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
Good evening, everyone. We meet again.
**[01:34] ---**
Today's story is a little frightening,
a little mysterious.
**[01:40] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[01:45] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[01:54] ---**
This is...
**[01:56] ---**
...the smell of... fragrant tea olive?
**[02:05] ---**
You... You're no Pekoponian!
**[02:09] ---**
I see thy true form...
**[02:20] ---**
So I am found!
***SIGN*** Except Sat/Sun
**[02:40] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[02:43] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[02:46] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[02:49] ---**
Sarge?
**[02:50] ---**
It's morning, sir.
**[02:52] ---**
You'll be late for school, sir.
**[02:54] ---**
R-Right.
**[03:01] ---**
The smell of fragrant tea olive...
**[03:03] ---**
Gero?
**[03:05] ---**
Who was she, I wonder? That girl...
**[03:07] ---**
Are you still dreaming, sir?
**[03:10] ---**
Never mind that. I'm borrowing this, sir.
**[03:14] ---**
The *Monster Encyclopedia!*
**[03:17] ---**
I remember this...
***SIGN*** Monster Encyclopedia
**[03:19] ---**
This book was the catalyst that got me
interested in the occult and UFOs.
**[03:25] ---**
I've moved on from this
kind of stuff, though.
***SIGN*** Gorgon, the Snake Girl
**[03:40] ---**
Alisa, the Dark Hunter:
Hell Breaks Loose at Halloween, Sir!
**[03:46] ---**
Today is October 31st.
**[03:49] ---**
Halloween!
**[03:50] ---**
Tonight, we shall hold a Halloween party!
**[03:54] ---**
And our monster cosplay is perfect!
**[03:57] ---**
I can't wait, Uncle!
***SIGN*** Monster
Encyclopedia
**[03:59] ---**
Or, like, prior research?
**[04:01] ---**
Fungaa.
**[04:03] ---**
Are you sure it's okay with all these
disturbing rumors flying about, growl?
**[04:08] ---**
Disturbing rumors?
**[04:09] ---**
The rumor that the aliens intermingled
into Pekoponian society
**[04:12] ---**
are being hunted one after another
by some unknown entity... growl.
**[04:17] ---**
If you pay attention to
every odd rumor like that,
**[04:19] ---**
you won't be able to enjoy the event!
**[04:21] ---**
But...
**[04:23] ---**
I won't force you to go if you don't want to.
**[04:26] ---**
But... it would be a shame...
**[04:29] ---**
Lady Natsumi will be participating.
**[04:31] ---**
Wha?! N-Natsumi... too... growl?
***SIGN*** Halloween Party October 31st, Hyper-Inokashira Park Free Admission
**[04:36] ---**
Halloween?
**[04:38] ---**
Yep. I think it was an English...
**[04:41] ---**
...or was it American...?
**[04:43] ---**
...harvest festival... a Celtic festival...
**[04:46] ---**
Something about demons and sweets...
**[04:49] ---**
Huh?
**[04:51] ---**
Well, it's like Obon in Japan!
**[04:53] ---**
You dress up as monsters or witches,
**[04:56] ---**
and go around being given sweets.
**[04:58] ---**
Koyuki-chan, want to go together?
**[05:00] ---**
Ohh! I'll come I'll come,
of course I'll come!
**[05:09] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[05:11] ---**
Eeeeeeek!
**[05:13] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[05:14] ---**
Trick or treat, as you all know,
**[05:18] ---**
means "give me sweets or
I'll play a trick on you."
**[05:21] ---**
How frightening. How terrifying...
**[05:24] ---**
Oh no, Tamama-sama! We'll give
you sweets, so please spare us!
**[05:31] ---**
Good! You have earned my forgiveness for now.
**[05:35] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:38] ---**
Trick or treat! Trick or treat!
**[05:41] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[05:43] ---**
Halloween is the best!
**[05:53] ---**
A Halloween party?
**[05:55] ---**
If you'd like to... um...
**[05:58] ---**
Okay, sure! Let's go together.
**[06:00] ---**
Really?!
**[06:01] ---**
Hell yeah!
**[06:03] ---**
Pop him the question of trick or treat...
**[06:06] ---**
...and his treat can be... me!
**[06:11] ---**
I'll call it "Operation: Trick? Or... Me?"
***SIGN*** Except Sat/Sun
***SIGN*** Except Sat/Sun
**[06:44] ---**
H-Hello.
**[06:46] ---**
Fuyuki-kun? Fuyuki-kun!
**[06:49] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[06:51] ---**
Ah, no, that person over there just—
**[06:54] ---**
Huh?
**[06:56] ---**
That's weird.
**[06:58] ---**
She was definitely there...
**[07:00] ---**
A dream? An illusion?
**[07:03] ---**
Or...
**[07:05] ---**
...a "trick"?
**[07:22] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[07:31] ---**
Welcome to... Halloween Party!
**[07:42] ---**
Now, let us enjoy this to the fullest!
**[07:45] ---**
Tonight is the night we present
our "drink or treatment!"
**[07:49] ---**
(Sarge... That's wrong...)
**[07:54] ---**
I wonder where Nishizawa-san is...
**[07:58] ---**
This is kinda exciting, isn't it?
**[08:00] ---**
Yes! And you look great, too!
**[08:04] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[08:08] ---**
That's...
**[08:10] ---**
The stupid frog!
**[08:11] ---**
Gero! Lady Natsumi!
**[08:13] ---**
What are you doing out here?
**[08:16] ---**
You're plotting something again, aren't you?
**[08:17] ---**
Please, lay off the wild accusations!
**[08:21] ---**
We simply wish to enjoy
some "drink or apartment!"
**[08:25] ---**
Right? Right?
**[08:26] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[08:27] ---**
Fungaa.
**[08:29] ---**
W-Well, yes, growl.
**[08:32] ---**
Growl? ...You *are* Giroro, right?
**[08:36] ---**
N-Na...
**[08:39] ---**
N-Natsumi... That costume...
**[08:42] ---**
...looks really good on you de gwaansu.
**[08:44] ---**
Giroro! You're kinda weird.
**[08:46] ---**
I'm n-not talking like this
because I want to, growl!
**[08:50] ---**
Fungaa.
**[08:53] ---**
Wh-What are you doing nyo?!
**[08:55] ---**
Nyo?! What's nyo, nyo?!
**[08:59] ---**
He got even weirder!
**[09:01] ---**
These Halloween masks that Kululu developed
**[09:04] ---**
have a million different voice
combinations installed in them.
**[09:07] ---**
E-Even growl was better than this, nyo!
**[09:10] ---**
Turn me back to normal nyo!
**[09:21] ---**
What a great atmosphere.
**[09:24] ---**
People fear monsters
and the dark, and yet...
**[09:28] ---**
...we're still drawn to them
for some reason!
**[09:30] ---**
There.
**[09:40] ---**
So fun... That looks so fun...
**[09:44] ---**
You are so mean not to
invite me, Keroro-kun.
**[09:48] ---**
You should include me...
**[09:53] ---**
That's...
**[09:55] ---**
Assassin Magic: Appraisal Sight!
***SIGN*** Appraisal Impossible
**[09:59] ---**
Appraisal impossible?! That can't be!
***SIGN*** Flying Blade Formation Hostile Surroundings
**[10:03] ---**
Flying Blade Formation: Hostile Surroundings!
**[10:11] ---**
She dismisses my attacks
as if they were nothing,
**[10:14] ---**
and even my Sight cannot
grasp her true nature!
**[10:18] ---**
Who are you?!
**[10:24] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:26] ---**
What about Dororo?
**[10:27] ---**
Gero!
**[10:31] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[10:32] ---**
Uncle!
**[10:33] ---**
Fungaa.
**[10:35] ---**
Is that... the one rumored
to be hunting aliens nyo?
**[10:43] ---**
Got you!
**[10:47] ---**
Argh!
**[10:49] ---**
K-Kululu!
**[10:50] ---**
Fungaa! Ah, fungaa...
**[10:54] ---**
Giroro!
**[10:56] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[10:58] ---**
Dororo must be inside that, too!
**[11:13] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[11:23] ---**
I wonder if I was a little too bold...
**[11:25] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[11:29] ---**
H-He's here!
**[11:30] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:37] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki.
**[11:40] ---**
"F-Fuyuki"?!
**[11:47] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:52] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:54] ---**
Who is that woman?!
**[11:56] ---**
Calling Fuyuki-kun without honorifics...
**[11:58] ---**
Paul!
**[11:58] ---**
Milady!
**[12:00] ---**
Super Armor... ready and waiting!
**[12:04] ---**
You're not getting away from me!
**[12:07] ---**
That's...
**[12:08] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[12:16] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[12:20] ---**
Stop fleeing, ya jerk!
**[12:22] ---**
The human?
**[12:27] ---**
Is that one...
**[12:29] ---**
...also human?
**[12:30] ---**
What are you?! What did you do with Dororo?
**[12:35] ---**
Do not interfere.
**[12:37] ---**
I will have Fuyuki.
**[12:40] ---**
What?!
**[12:42] ---**
H-Have...?
**[12:46] ---**
Screw you!!
**[12:48] ---**
You'll never have Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:51] ---**
Momoka... Impact!!
***SIGN*** Flying Blade Formation
Serpentine
**[13:04] ---**
Flying Blade Formation: Serpentine!
**[13:07] ---**
Wait a moment!
**[13:09] ---**
Don't forget I'm over here!
**[13:18] ---**
She's good!
**[13:20] ---**
I told you not to interfere.
**[13:24] ---**
A gorgon?
**[13:26] ---**
Nishizawa-san! Azumaya-san!
**[13:29] ---**
Don't look her in the eyes!
**[13:44] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki.
**[13:46] ---**
Huh? Wh-Where?
**[13:49] ---**
Our world.
**[13:56] ---**
Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** Received Priority: Maximum [ Message ] You don't need to bother coming to save me. Ku ku ku...
**[14:04] ---**
You don't need to bother coming to save me.
**[14:09] ---**
Kululu...
**[14:10] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[14:12] ---**
Natsumi-chan!
**[14:15] ---**
Isn't that...?!
**[14:17] ---**
What on Earth happened?
**[14:18] ---**
A strange girl suddenly appeared,
**[14:20] ---**
and abducted Fuyuki and the stupid frogs.
**[14:23] ---**
What?!
**[14:25] ---**
Then... Kululu as well?
**[14:27] ---**
Yes. Him, too.
***SIGN*** Received Priority: Maximum [ Message ] You don't need to bother coming to save me. Ku ku ku...
**[14:30] ---**
For Kululu to send a mail like this...
**[14:33] ---**
They must really need help.
**[14:35] ---**
I... see.
**[14:37] ---**
If we trace this mail,
**[14:39] ---**
we should find out where they all are.
**[14:43] ---**
Okay... let's get going right away!
**[14:47] ---**
Wow! A magic broom!
**[14:49] ---**
Come on, get on.
**[14:51] ---**
R-Right!
**[14:54] ---**
Where are my sweeties?!
**[14:56] ---**
What happened to the party?!
**[14:58] ---**
Tamama?
**[15:00] ---**
I was napping and I missed it all.
**[15:08] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[15:21] ---**
What are you going to do with me?
**[15:23] ---**
Are you an alien?
**[15:26] ---**
Or...
**[15:27] ---**
I am Alisa.
**[15:29] ---**
I came here from the Dark Zone.
**[15:32] ---**
The Dark Zone? Wait, you mean...
**[15:36] ---**
A monster?!
**[15:38] ---**
Are you a real monster?!
**[15:40] ---**
You are, right?!
**[15:42] ---**
I am a hunter.
**[15:44] ---**
A Dark Hunter, targeting
those who lurk in the darkness.
**[15:48] ---**
Dark... Hunter...
**[15:52] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[15:54] ---**
Do you love me?
**[16:01] ---**
I love you.
**[16:06] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[16:08] ---**
Because you are a magnet for
those who lurk in the dark.
**[16:12] ---**
I'm a magnet?
**[16:27] ---**
Sarge!
**[16:31] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:33] ---**
You guys got caught, too?
**[16:36] ---**
They are the ones who lurk in the dark.
**[16:39] ---**
Sarge and the others?
**[16:40] ---**
The aliens?
**[16:42] ---**
Those who lurk in the dark...
**[16:44] ---**
And they...
**[16:46] ---**
...are necessary prey for us to survive.
**[16:53] ---**
Don't! Don't do it!
**[17:03] ---**
Gero!!
**[17:04] ---**
Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!
**[17:06] ---**
I don't wanna be eaten, sir!
**[17:16] ---**
Now, let's go, Fuyuki.
**[17:18] ---**
To hunt the beings of the darkness.
**[17:24] ---**
The Keroro Platoon Special Emergency
Mobile Force makes its appearance!
**[17:28] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[17:28] ---**
Sis!
**[17:30] ---**
I was right. Fuyuki does lure in prey.
**[17:33] ---**
Guys, Sarge and the others are in that box!
**[17:36] ---**
Help me!
**[17:38] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:39] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:46] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:47] ---**
Gero! Lady Mois!
**[17:49] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:51] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[17:52] ---**
Uncle!
**[17:54] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Uncle! Uncle!
**[17:56] ---**
Uncle! Uncle!
***SIGN*** Lady Mois! Lady Mois!
**[17:58] ---**
Lady Mois! Lady Mois!
**[18:00] ---**
Getting the jump on me...
**[18:03] ---**
That woman...!
**[18:05] ---**
Such envy!
**[18:07] ---**
Such jealousy!
***SIGN*** So unfair Lucky... Jealous Only you get to... Hatred...
**[18:10] ---**
Such jaundice!
**[18:14] ---**
Don't, Tamama! If you use that here, Sarge
and the others will get caught in the blast!
**[18:19] ---**
Who gives a crap?!
**[18:29] ---**
My most powerful bitter hatred...!
**[18:32] ---**
Your darkness runs deep.
**[18:35] ---**
I knew it!
**[18:37] ---**
Tama!
**[18:38] ---**
Ah... what were you even doing?
**[18:41] ---**
Tamama!
**[18:43] ---**
Uncle and the others...
**[18:47] ---**
Give them back!
**[18:49] ---**
Daddy?
**[18:52] ---**
Armageddon! One ten-th...
**[19:02] ---**
Lady Mois?
**[19:03] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:05] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:11] ---**
Where are you going, Fuyuki?
**[19:18] ---**
Do you hate me?
**[19:20] ---**
Do you?
**[19:37] ---**
What is with that girl?
**[19:43] ---**
You can never get away.
**[19:45] ---**
Fuyuki is mine.
**[19:51] ---**
You can't look her in the eyes!
You'll be turned to stone!
**[19:55] ---**
That girl has gorgon-like abilities.
**[20:01] ---**
Oh, right! We might be able
to use that trick!
**[20:03] ---**
Sis, Saburo-san...
**[20:06] ---**
What we do is... and then...
**[20:07] ---**
...and mm, and mm, like this, got it?
**[20:12] ---**
Hey! Hey! Catch me if you can!
**[20:28] ---**
Why won't she turn to stone?
**[20:37] ---**
Over here!
**[20:40] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:46] ---**
Kero!
**[20:57] ---**
Gero! You saved us, sir!
**[21:02] ---**
We did it!
**[21:11] ---**
Honestly. What a troublesome monster, sir.
**[21:15] ---**
Far too dangerous!
**[21:18] ---**
Well, then... what shall we do from here?
**[21:22] ---**
Finish her off.
**[21:23] ---**
Wait!
**[21:25] ---**
They might be different from us,
but monsters...
**[21:28] ---**
This girl is a fellow Earthling,
just like us!
**[21:31] ---**
Just leave her alone!
**[21:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[21:37] ---**
You're quite kind, aren't you, Fuyuki-kun?
**[21:40] ---**
But it doesn't look like
she's going to thank us.
**[21:45] ---**
Or, like, vanished person?
**[21:47] ---**
Gero...
**[21:55] ---**
What a Halloween this was.
**[21:57] ---**
It feels like I was dreaming.
**[22:03] ---**
Who was Alisa-chan, in the end?
**[22:06] ---**
Did she give up on Fuyuki-kun?
**[22:09] ---**
No one knows the answers.
**[22:12] ---**
How mysterious. Well then, goodbye.
**[22:14] ---**
Goodbye. Goodbye.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Tamama here. Mr. Sergeant,
do you have a cold?
***SIGN*** "We Can Hear Your Voice Now" System
**[23:55] ---**
They say it gets better if you
pass it on to someone else,
**[23:58] ---**
so let us spread it everywhere
and get better quickly!
**[24:00] ---**
Geho gehori!
**[24:01] ---**
Do not pass it to me!!
***SIGN*** Toilet
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that. Do you get colds
from the nose first? Or the throat?
**[24:07] ---**
"Keroro: Catching a Cold Leads
to Voice Dubbing, Sir?!"
***SIGN*** It looks like the commander's space throat cold spread to everyone there at the time （・∀・）
**[24:11] ---**
"Fuyuki & Kululu Go To Akihabara, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E134 - Keroro: Catching a Cold Leads to Voice Dubbing, Sir?! / Fuyuki & Kululu Go To Akihabara, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05MKX/keroro-catching-a-cold-leads-to-voice-dubbing-sir--fuyuki--kululu-go-to-akihabara-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:32] ---**
It suddenly happened one morning.
**[01:56] ---**
Uncle?
**[02:00] ---**
"Help! I lost my voice!"
**[02:11] ---**
Keroro: Catching a Cold Leads
to Voice Dubbing, Sir?!
**[02:20] ---**
How's the stupid frog doing?
**[02:22] ---**
He'll be fine, right?
**[02:25] ---**
My poor Mr. Sergeant...
**[02:30] ---**
Tch!
**[02:31] ---**
Tea?
**[02:32] ---**
There's no need to make a fuss.
He just has a normal space sore throat.
**[02:36] ---**
He'll be back to normal in two or three days.
**[02:40] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[02:41] ---**
He probably stayed up late
working on Gundam models.
**[02:47] ---**
Is that true, Mr. Sergeant?
**[02:50] ---**
But that's a relief.
**[02:52] ---**
Or, like, healthy habits?
**[02:54] ---**
That's right!
**[02:56] ---**
Sheesh! You had us worried.
**[03:01] ---**
I... I mean, I wasn't worried about you!
**[03:06] ---**
In fact, with you silenced, it'll be nice
to have some peace and quiet around here!
***SIGN*** Strong Protest
**[03:17] ---**
I have no idea what you're saying.
**[03:22] ---**
I bet Mr. Sergeant said this:
**[03:25] ---**
"You are cruel to talk to me
like that, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!"
**[03:28] ---**
"I will never put together another Gundam
model again, so please forgive me!"
**[03:33] ---**
"Yes, that is right!"
**[03:36] ---**
"No, that is not it!"
**[03:40] ---**
No, I bet he said this:
**[03:42] ---**
"From now on, I'm having a change of heart."
**[03:45] ---**
"As commander here,
I'm going to strive for victory!"
**[03:48] ---**
"I'm done wasting my time on silly hobbies!
I'll work hard from now on!"
**[03:53] ---**
"Yes! That's right, Corporal Giroro!"
**[03:57] ---**
"That's not what I said!"
**[04:00] ---**
This is kind of fun!
**[04:02] ---**
I feel bad for Sarge,
but it's like ventriloquism!
**[04:08] ---**
Then shall we try something?
**[04:16] ---**
What is that?
**[04:18] ---**
You'll see, kid.
**[04:21] ---**
Gero geroncho!
**[04:22] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro.
**[04:29] ---**
Hey, Natsumi!
**[04:32] ---**
You've got a lot of nerve,
**[04:34] ---**
making fun of me when I'm in a jam!
**[04:38] ---**
Take my hope and love rear attack!
**[04:42] ---**
Kiss my butt!
***SIGN*** Butt
**[04:44] ---**
What the heck do you think you're doing?!
**[04:47] ---**
What do you think of my invention?
***SIGN*** "We Can Hear Your Voice Now" System
**[04:50] ---**
I call it the "We Can Hear
Your Voice Now" System.
**[04:53] ---**
So if you talk into the mic...
**[04:56] ---**
The subject will perform your words,
**[04:58] ---**
regardless of their will.
**[05:02] ---**
Let me see.
**[05:03] ---**
From now on, I'm going
to have a change of heart
**[05:06] ---**
and work hard around the house!
**[05:09] ---**
I'll start by cleaning the floor!
**[05:11] ---**
One-two! One-two! One-two! One-two!
**[05:17] ---**
This is fun!
**[05:20] ---**
Suddenly, a shock ran through Keroro's body!
**[05:23] ---**
"I have to go to the bathroom, sir!"
**[05:26] ---**
"This is no time to be their plaything!"
**[05:28] ---**
"I have to let them know that I need to go!
But I can't talk! What can I do?!"
**[05:32] ---**
That's it! A sketchbook!
**[05:39] ---**
Natsumi-san, please let me do it, too.
**[05:42] ---**
Sure. Here you go.
***SIGN*** Toilet
**[05:47] ---**
I am the dashing Uncle Keroro!
***SIGN*** Toilet
**[05:53] ---**
I just adore Lady Mois!
**[05:58] ---**
Now we'll make some noise together!
**[06:05] ---**
And now, I'll also...
**[06:08] ---**
...shed my disguise!
**[06:11] ---**
Isn't this fun, Uncle?
**[06:13] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[06:14] ---**
I'm happy, too!
**[06:16] ---**
Or, like, cloud-nine cheerful?
**[06:19] ---**
Now, why don't we hit the ground
with Armageddon together?
**[06:23] ---**
H-Hey, Mois-chan!
**[06:25] ---**
At this rate, you'll put the
Earth into a major pinch!
**[06:28] ---**
The vibrations from Armageddon
**[06:30] ---**
only amplify Keroro's desire
to go to the bathroom.
**[06:34] ---**
May I give it a try?
**[06:36] ---**
Jealousy! I have been quietly
fuming up to now, but that is it!
***SIGN*** Toilet
**[06:42] ---**
At attention!
**[06:45] ---**
One-two! One-two!
**[06:47] ---**
I have decided!
**[06:50] ---**
All of you are fired from the Keroro platoon!
***SIGN*** Eh?!
**[06:57] ---**
The only one I am keeping is Private Tamama!
**[07:00] ---**
I am going to pet him!
**[07:02] ---**
Here, is this good? Or over here?
**[07:05] ---**
It cannot get any better for me
than this, Mr. Sergeant!
**[07:11] ---**
Perhaps it was the handiwork
of Tamama's aura of happiness,
**[07:13] ---**
but Keroro's need to use the
toilet somewhat subsided.
**[07:18] ---**
Please let me use the mic, too.
**[07:19] ---**
That's enough!
**[07:22] ---**
In order to invade Pekopon,
**[07:24] ---**
I need physical strength!
**[07:27] ---**
Forward crawl!
**[07:30] ---**
1,000 sit-ups!
**[07:32] ---**
I can do 10,000 push-ups!
I'm in top form today!
**[07:36] ---**
Oh, boy! The excessive exercising
**[07:39] ---**
has reawakened Keroro's need
to go to the bathroom!
**[07:44] ---**
It's like the legendary big wave
that comes on Wednesday!
**[07:52] ---**
Let me try the mic, too.
**[07:54] ---**
Mr. Corporal, this is my mic!
**[07:57] ---**
Right now, Private Tamama
and I are going to...
**[08:00] ---**
More importantly...
**[08:01] ---**
Well, I think I'll clean up!
**[08:04] ---**
I'll throw away these
junky Gundam models, too!
**[08:07] ---**
Hey, can I give it a try, too?
**[08:09] ---**
Me, too! I want to try it again!
**[08:11] ---**
What about me?
**[08:14] ---**
He can't take it.
**[08:15] ---**
He threw away his Gundam models and
exceeded the limit of his bladder control.
**[08:21] ---**
Large tears well up in Keroro's eyes.
**[08:25] ---**
Commander-dono!
***SIGN*** Toilet
**[08:30] ---**
Gero gerori! I am Sergeant Keroro!
**[08:34] ---**
A quick gag! Look, I'm an alien
and the FBI has me in custody!
**[08:38] ---**
Gero gero! I'm gonna throw away
all my Gundam models!
**[08:42] ---**
Gero gero! We're going to hold hands and
tour the world's active fault lines!
**[08:46] ---**
Gero gero gero! Next, I'll jump
side to side 800,000 times!
**[08:51] ---**
I'm next!
**[08:53] ---**
Let me do it!
**[08:54] ---**
Me, too!
**[08:55] ---**
Me! Give it to me!
**[08:56] ---**
Cut it out! I'm gonna do it!
**[08:59] ---**
Keroro's deep sadness
finally gives way to anger,
**[09:02] ---**
and a miracle happens.
***SIGN*** Jeez!
***SIGN*** Jeez!
**[09:09] ---**
You thought I couldn't talk,
**[09:11] ---**
so you made me say whatever you wanted!
**[09:13] ---**
You're all terrible people!
**[09:17] ---**
Uncle's voice...
**[09:21] ---**
The weather is fine today.
**[09:23] ---**
The weather is fine today!
**[09:25] ---**
My voice! My voice is back!
**[09:28] ---**
G-Good for you, Sarge.
**[09:30] ---**
Y-Yeah. Good for you.
**[09:32] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[09:35] ---**
Wait.
**[09:37] ---**
All of you, how dare you toy with me?
**[09:40] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[09:41] ---**
Is this...?
***SIGN*** Toilet
**[09:46] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[09:47] ---**
I have to go to the bathroom!
**[09:51] ---**
Toilet!
**[10:01] ---**
We can't show you what happened there,
so look at some pretty flowers instead!
**[10:06] ---**
Anyway, I was on the edge of my seat,
afraid the main character
**[10:10] ---**
wouldn't be able to talk at all this episode.
**[10:15] ---**
But the day after all the excitement...
***SIGN*** You too, huh?
***SIGN*** It looks like the commander's space throat cold spread to everyone there at the time （・∀・）
**[10:44] ---**
It seems everyone who was there yesterday
**[10:46] ---**
caught the commander's space sore throat.
**[10:51] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[10:56] ---**
Now, then! Shall we give this a spin?
**[11:00] ---**
Gero gero gero gero...
**[11:02] ---**
I hope no one plans on going to the bathroom,
**[11:04] ---**
because we're going nonstop.
**[11:07] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[11:10] ---**
I'm Natsumi!
**[11:11] ---**
I'm sorry for making you throw away
your Gundam models yesterday, Sergeant.
**[11:16] ---**
Here, I'll give you my allowance
so you can buy new ones.
**[11:19] ---**
I'm Private Tamama!
**[11:21] ---**
You can eat as many of my sweets
as you like, Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:26] ---**
I'm Corporal Giroro! I'll
become your faithful servant!
**[11:31] ---**
It goes without saying that
the sergeant's poor mimicry
**[11:34] ---**
lasted long into the night.
**[11:37] ---**
You didn't have to say "poor"!
**[11:46] ---**
Did aliens give rise to human civilization?
**[11:52] ---**
No, it's still too soon
to draw that conclusion.
**[11:56] ---**
Fuyuki-kun loves the occult
more than anything.
**[11:59] ---**
As usual, he's using his computer to
passionately research the subject.
**[12:03] ---**
All right. Now, just...
***SIGN*** Occult Paradise System Error
**[12:09] ---**
Oh, no!
**[12:12] ---**
My computer!
**[12:18] ---**
Fuyuki & Kululu Go To Akihabara, Sir!
**[12:24] ---**
A new computer?
**[12:26] ---**
Yeah. Mine hasn't been
working well for a while,
**[12:29] ---**
so I thought maybe I'd get a new one.
**[12:32] ---**
You should be able to get it repaired, right?
**[12:34] ---**
I'm sure that's what Mom
would tell you to do.
**[12:37] ---**
Yeah...
**[12:39] ---**
Master Fuyuki, you're
having computer trouble?
**[12:42] ---**
Yeah. I was using too much data.
**[12:45] ---**
If possible, I want to buy
a new computer, but...
**[12:48] ---**
Then your solution is simple.
***SIGN*** Comics and DVDs Frog's Hole
**[13:08] ---**
So this is Akihabara.
**[13:10] ---**
There are all kinds of shops here!
**[13:13] ---**
It's so lively!
**[13:15] ---**
Unfortunately, it doesn't look like
they deal in weapons.
**[13:18] ---**
Well, Master Fuyuki,
buy parts on the cheap here,
**[13:22] ---**
and put together your own computer!
**[13:24] ---**
But I don't know if I'm capable of
building my own computer.
**[13:29] ---**
How about I make you the most
powerful computer in the universe?
**[13:33] ---**
Th-Thank you, Kululu.
**[13:35] ---**
But I'd rather not deal with
a computer that speaks to me
**[13:38] ---**
and tries to overthrow the human race.
**[13:42] ---**
Okay, let's all go off on our own.
See you later.
**[13:46] ---**
Sarge?
**[13:47] ---**
The commander just wanted an excuse to
come here so he could have a good time.
**[13:51] ---**
But let's look for those parts.
**[13:54] ---**
Right.
***SIGN*** Akihabara
**[14:06] ---**
But Kululu, do you know
about Earth's Electric Town?
**[14:11] ---**
Enough.
**[14:13] ---**
Turn left here.
**[14:18] ---**
We've been walking for a while. Are we close?
**[14:21] ---**
Just a little more.
**[14:25] ---**
There it is.
**[14:28] ---**
Long time no see, Brother!
***SIGN*** PC Catalog
**[14:33] ---**
Kululu? Just window-shopping again?
**[14:37] ---**
H-Hey, Kululu!
**[14:39] ---**
The anti-barrier must not be working!
**[14:43] ---**
I'm here as a genuine customer this time.
**[14:45] ---**
So treat me with all due courtesy. Here.
***SIGN*** PC Catalog
**[14:49] ---**
Normal items, for you.
**[14:52] ---**
This guy is the one who's buying, not me.
**[14:55] ---**
In that case, I'd better choose fine parts.
**[14:59] ---**
Fuyuki. Am I getting heavy?
**[15:02] ---**
You're fine.
**[15:09] ---**
What the...?!
**[15:10] ---**
It's him!
**[15:11] ---**
We have to get out of here, now!
***SIGN*** Murakami Electronics Shop
**[15:25] ---**
What was that?!
**[15:27] ---**
I didn't think he was still in this town!
**[15:30] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[15:32] ---**
And how could that guy at the store
see you through the anti-barrier?
**[15:38] ---**
That's Akihabara for you!
***SIGN*** Murakami Electronics Shop
**[15:44] ---**
He found us! Only one thing
to do! Hide in there!
**[15:48] ---**
Shouldn't we ask the rest
of the platoon to help?
**[15:52] ---**
It's no use!
**[15:53] ---**
I... I'm so glad I came!
**[15:56] ---**
Even the ultra-rare MSV,
**[15:59] ---**
which hasn't been sold in ten years!
***SIGN*** Akihabara Department Store
**[16:07] ---**
Freshly-squeezed juice is delicious!
**[16:10] ---**
W-Why?
**[16:12] ---**
Why am I in a place like this?
**[16:17] ---**
Would you like to play a fun game, Master?
***SIGN*** Moonstruck
**[16:21] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:23] ---**
The other members of the platoon
were busy enjoying Akihabara.
**[16:31] ---**
No good! It's a dead end!
**[16:33] ---**
Hold on.
**[16:35] ---**
I recall it's around here...
**[16:39] ---**
Click!
**[16:45] ---**
Ouch...
**[16:47] ---**
What is this place?
**[16:49] ---**
Underneath Akihabara.
It's about 1,000 meters wide.
**[16:52] ---**
1,000 meters?
**[16:55] ---**
Watch this.
**[17:09] ---**
Ancient murals. And from different ages!
**[17:15] ---**
This is the truth behind Akihabara.
**[17:17] ---**
The truth behind Akihabara?
**[17:20] ---**
For a long, long time,
various alien races have visited here
**[17:25] ---**
and used this place as a test site
to investigate Pekopon culture.
**[17:29] ---**
And ancient Pekoponians
**[17:31] ---**
worshiped those aliens as deities
and built these ruins.
**[17:35] ---**
Thus Akihabara, which is a unique town
unlike any other, has evolved.
**[17:40] ---**
Perhaps because of the weak energy
that these ruins still emit.
**[17:45] ---**
I had no idea...
**[17:46] ---**
And that's the end of your
history lesson for today.
**[17:50] ---**
We're going to prepare for
our counterattack here.
**[17:52] ---**
Counterattack? How?
**[17:56] ---**
Weren't you listening to my explanation?
**[17:59] ---**
Look down!
**[18:02] ---**
W-What is it?!
**[18:04] ---**
Here we go.
**[18:08] ---**
You're not getting away, Kululu.
**[18:20] ---**
Carrot, potato, onion...
**[18:23] ---**
One by one...
**[18:25] ---**
Is this ancient money?
**[18:28] ---**
No, that's an ancient hard disk.
**[18:31] ---**
Hard...
**[18:33] ---**
It certainly is!
**[18:44] ---**
This'll do.
**[18:49] ---**
Wow! To think,
famous out-of-place artifacts
**[18:53] ---**
were once actually parts
for an ancient computer!
**[18:56] ---**
I guess you could call them OOPC parts.
**[18:59] ---**
Is it finished?
**[19:00] ---**
Just about. We just need...
**[19:02] ---**
Need what?
**[19:03] ---**
That's as far as you go!
**[19:08] ---**
So it is you.
**[19:11] ---**
I'm going to pay off our old score right now.
**[19:14] ---**
Isn't this what you call repaying
kindness with resentment?
**[19:20] ---**
Nonsense!
**[19:23] ---**
Kululu!
**[19:23] ---**
Crap.
**[19:24] ---**
I just need a little more time...
**[19:26] ---**
I haven't attained the
essential power source yet.
**[19:30] ---**
Oh, no.
**[19:32] ---**
You were close.
**[19:36] ---**
You lose!
**[19:40] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:59] ---**
H-How?!
**[20:00] ---**
How could you do that without power?!
**[20:05] ---**
I used your beam energy.
**[20:08] ---**
That became the power source.
**[20:11] ---**
I... I don't believe this!
**[20:13] ---**
Who do you think I am?
**[20:16] ---**
I'm the man who makes
the impossible possible.
**[20:25] ---**
Hi!
**[20:27] ---**
This is a cool something!
**[20:29] ---**
Not bad, Kululu!
**[20:33] ---**
Right back at you.
**[20:36] ---**
Still, this brings back memories.
**[20:39] ---**
How many years has it been?
**[20:40] ---**
Um... It looks like you two have
suddenly buried the hatchet...
**[20:44] ---**
This is Sato from the planet Dashjag.
**[20:47] ---**
I've known him forever.
**[20:49] ---**
S-Sato-san?
**[20:51] ---**
Back in the day, we used to compete
in buying rare computer parts here.
**[20:57] ---**
Come on!
**[20:58] ---**
Even considering our grievances back then,
**[21:00] ---**
this was kind of a wild welcome.
**[21:04] ---**
Then even now, there are
a lot of aliens in Akihabara?
**[21:08] ---**
That's right. Kululu and I both
often came shopping here for parts.
**[21:13] ---**
And not only parts.
***SIGN*** Oden
**[21:15] ---**
Various aliens still buy
all kinds of things here
***SIGN*** Moe
**[21:18] ---**
and study the culture.
**[21:19] ---**
Gero-awesome!
**[21:21] ---**
I love this place so much, I stayed here!
**[21:26] ---**
Ta-daa! Everyone, come on over!
**[21:28] ---**
Akihabara has lots of electronics!
**[21:30] ---**
I'm Ono from the planet Electro!
**[21:33] ---**
Ono-san?
**[21:35] ---**
Well, here are the parts you wanted.
**[21:38] ---**
Thank you. But I found parts
that are perfect for me.
**[21:42] ---**
Oh?
**[21:43] ---**
Wow!
**[21:45] ---**
What kind of parts?
**[21:46] ---**
Actually...
**[21:49] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[21:54] ---**
Get rid of this junk right now!
**[21:55] ---**
No way!
**[21:57] ---**
These are my precious ancient OOPC parts.
I'm using them to make a computer.
**[22:01] ---**
I don't care! They're going in the garbage!
**[22:03] ---**
No, I said!
***SIGN*** PC Center Koki Software Center
**[22:05] ---**
Who knew Akihabara had secrets like that?!
**[22:09] ---**
In the end, it seems
**[22:11] ---**
Fuyuki-kun had his old computer
repaired and is still using it.
**[22:15] ---**
Come on over, everyone!
**[22:17] ---**
Come on!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Karara here!
**[23:53] ---**
Chiroro here!
**[23:54] ---**
Why is your family so rich, Karara-chan?
**[23:57] ---**
Because my father is the
head of Dobaba Industries!
**[24:00] ---**
Then why is Dobaba Industries so rich?
**[24:02] ---**
Because my family owns it!
**[24:04] ---**
That aside, rice! Rice!
**[24:07] ---**
"Karara & Chiroro:
7-5-3 and 753-san, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: A Grain of Rice is
Still a Grain of Rice, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E135 - Karara & Chiroro: 7-5-3 and 753-san, Sir! / Keroro: A Grain of Rice is Still a Grain of Rice, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2KXV/karara--chiroro-7-5-3-and-753-san-sir--keroro-a-grain-of-rice-is-still-a-grain-of-rice-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:32] ---**
November 15th is 7-5-3.
**[01:34] ---**
It's an event that's long been celebrated
to mark childhood development,
**[01:37] ---**
but it seems there's a similar
custom on Keron, too.
**[01:42] ---**
All right, go! Go!
**[01:44] ---**
Oh, nuts! I lost again!
**[01:48] ---**
It doesn't get any more soothing
than a time like this.
**[01:52] ---**
Got that right.
**[01:57] ---**
W-What the...?!
**[01:59] ---**
Hello!
**[02:00] ---**
Aloha!
**[02:02] ---**
K-Karara! Chiroro!
**[02:04] ---**
I'm going to marry you, Giroro-han!
**[02:07] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[02:09] ---**
Giroro-han!
**[02:10] ---**
F-Forget it! Th-There's
another woman, Natsumi...
**[02:14] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:16] ---**
N-Nothing!
**[02:18] ---**
Keroro-han!
**[02:19] ---**
I escaped here!
**[02:21] ---**
We came here!
**[02:22] ---**
Help us!
**[02:23] ---**
You escaped here?
**[02:26] ---**
Kero-chan, it seems you have a guest.
**[02:28] ---**
Gero?
**[02:33] ---**
753-san!
**[02:38] ---**
"Karara & Chiroro:
7-5-3 and 753-san, Sir!"
**[02:44] ---**
On Keron, we have an event that celebrates
**[02:47] ---**
childhood development at
Space Kameidon Shrine.
**[02:51] ---**
Huh. It sounds like 7-5-3.
**[02:53] ---**
That's right! But instead of 7-5-3
(Shichi-go-san), it's 753-san!
***SIGN*** 7-5-3
***SIGN*** 7-5-3
***SIGN*** 753
**[02:59] ---**
It's a very soothing event.
***SIGN*** Space Candy Stick
**[03:01] ---**
It ends after the kids
get space candy sticks.
***SIGN*** Space Candy Stick
**[03:06] ---**
And you escaped from that of all things?!
**[03:09] ---**
After all, 753-san isn't soothing one bit!
**[03:12] ---**
I don't know why, but he's really angry!
**[03:15] ---**
Gero?
**[03:16] ---**
Um... 753-san?
***SIGN*** Angry
**[03:20] ---**
There, see?
**[03:25] ---**
This is bad! Bad! I mean,
seriously dangerous!
**[03:29] ---**
Or, like, crimson alert?
**[03:30] ---**
Why?
**[03:32] ---**
753-san relentlessly chases down any children
**[03:35] ---**
that didn't soothe him, no matter
which planet they try escaping to.
**[03:39] ---**
And then, if 753-san still isn't
**[03:41] ---**
soothed by the children there...
**[03:44] ---**
...it's said that when 753-san's
anger, irritation, and plain rage
***SIGN*** Anger
**[03:48] ---**
pass a certain tipping point,
they destroy that world!
**[03:53] ---**
In other words,
if we leave things as they are,
**[03:55] ---**
Pekopon may be annihilated!
**[04:01] ---**
There's only one way to avoid that!
**[04:04] ---**
Karara! Chiroro! As soon as possible,
**[04:07] ---**
you need to soothe 753-san!
**[04:10] ---**
Don't worry!
**[04:11] ---**
We'll help you!
**[04:13] ---**
Keroro Platoon emergency conference!
***SIGN*** Emergency Conference
**[04:20] ---**
Let's soothe 735-san by letting him
win at a board game!
**[04:24] ---**
It's your turn, 753-san! Good luck!
**[04:37] ---**
That's great! Six! You got a six!
**[04:41] ---**
Four-five-six...
**[04:44] ---**
Wow! That's the best, 753-san!
**[04:48] ---**
W-What do you think?
**[04:49] ---**
I'd say he's soothed.
**[04:51] ---**
"Dodome's fleet attacks.
Evacuate to an asteroid.
**[04:55] ---**
Go back ten spaces."
**[04:57] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[04:59] ---**
Now he's bringing up the rear!
**[05:02] ---**
Shouldn't have said that...
**[05:04] ---**
It seems he's in a very bad mood.
**[05:07] ---**
Lavie-san and 556-san, too.
What are you doing here?
**[05:09] ---**
I asked Lady Lavie to act
as 753-san's interpreter.
**[05:16] ---**
And my brother tagged along.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[05:20] ---**
7-753-san! The game's just warming up!
**[05:24] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo is next!
**[05:27] ---**
Don't get a big number!
**[05:29] ---**
U-Understood!
**[05:31] ---**
All right...
**[05:38] ---**
Yes! One!
**[05:41] ---**
Then I move forward one space...
**[05:42] ---**
What's this? "You discover a wormhole
and safely return to Earth."
**[05:49] ---**
You won.
**[05:52] ---**
Dororo-kun!
**[05:53] ---**
I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[05:58] ---**
He seems very miffed!
**[06:09] ---**
That smells good!
**[06:11] ---**
I'm sure 753-han will be soothed
after filling up on delicious food!
**[06:15] ---**
Here's your egg!
**[06:18] ---**
Th-Then let's dig in...
**[06:23] ---**
O-Okay...
**[06:25] ---**
Tofu!
**[06:26] ---**
Shirataki noodles!
**[06:27] ---**
Scallions!
**[06:28] ---**
A duster?
**[06:29] ---**
Chrysanthemum!
**[06:30] ---**
I've never been so tense
eating sukiyaki before!
**[06:33] ---**
Everyone's taking special care
not to get the meat.
**[06:37] ---**
They're trying to get
753-san to eat that, huh?
**[06:41] ---**
What's wrong?
**[06:43] ---**
Go ahead, don't be shy. Eat up.
**[06:48] ---**
The shell...
**[06:51] ---**
He says an eggshell is in his dish.
***SIGN*** Eggshell
**[06:54] ---**
A shell!
**[06:56] ---**
It's spoiling his mood.
**[06:59] ---**
Oh, is that all?
You should've said something!
**[07:02] ---**
Here, trade with me!
**[07:06] ---**
If you let it simmer too long,
the meat will get hard!
**[07:11] ---**
Delicious! Delicious! This is yummy!
**[07:13] [SONG] ---**
Yell! Howl!
**[07:13] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Empty
**[07:16] ---**
Empty...
**[07:16] [SONG] ---**
Thunder! Laugh! Run! Roar!
**[07:21] ---**
My brother ate the whole thing!
**[07:22] [SONG] ---**
Burn! Hot!
**[07:23] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[07:25] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[07:31] ---**
This is what you've all been waiting for!
**[07:32] ---**
The country beach bumpkin
comedians on stage!
**[07:39] ---**
We'll start with these two rising stars!
**[07:42] ---**
Go ahead!
**[07:45] ---**
I'm Konatsu.
**[07:46] ---**
I'm Koyuki.
**[07:48] ---**
Why do we have to do this?!
**[07:52] ---**
Let's do our best! It's to save the Earth!
**[07:54] ---**
Then there's no choice.
**[07:56] ---**
The fall ghost story series.
***SIGN*** The Cursed Turtle
**[07:58] ---**
The Cursed Turtle.
**[08:01] ---**
This is what the stunned, lazy rabbit said
when he woke up and realized his opponent
**[08:04] ---**
had crossed the finish line:
***SIGN*** Curse you, turtle!
**[08:08] ---**
"Curse you, turtle!"
**[08:11] ---**
Th-That's it?
**[08:14] ---**
H-He's irritated!
**[08:16] ---**
It seems he's extremely irritated!
**[08:18] ---**
That's strange...
**[08:20] ---**
Outta the way!
**[08:21] ---**
I'm Aozora Keroko!
**[08:24] ---**
I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
**[08:26] ---**
I'm Umihara Mois!
**[08:27] ---**
I am Leonid Almodovar.
**[08:31] ---**
Who the heck are you?!
**[08:35] ---**
H-He's laughing!
**[08:37] ---**
My brother is breathless with laughter!
**[08:41] ---**
7-753-san is angry!
**[08:43] ---**
He's very angry!
**[08:45] ---**
G-Giroro-senpai's last words
were what clinched it!
**[08:49] ---**
What?! You're saying it's my fault?!
**[08:51] ---**
Leave it to me.
***SIGN*** Sanpei
**[08:56] ---**
D-Dororo? Master Sanpei?
**[09:00] ---**
Dororo-senpai?
***SIGN*** Sanpei
**[09:02] ---**
I am Sanpei.
**[09:05] ---**
A different Sanpei! And this
is getting too obscure!
**[09:09] ---**
It's raging! 753-san's heart is raging!
**[09:14] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[09:21] ---**
It seems 753-san's rage and irritation
have gone past the tipping point!
**[09:26] ---**
Oh, no!
**[09:28] ---**
Seppuku!
**[09:29] ---**
Gero!
**[09:29] ---**
All personnel, take shelter! Take shelter!
**[09:38] ---**
I'm scared!
**[09:45] ---**
Gero! Is that...
**[09:47] ---**
Don't tell me it's 753-san's...
**[09:51] ---**
What are you two doing with it?!
**[09:53] ---**
We took it from Kameidon Shrine.
**[09:56] ---**
We thought it was perfect
to play sword fights with.
**[09:58] ---**
Knock it off! You're just
calling down bad karma!
**[10:01] ---**
You do not take people's things
without asking!
**[10:05] ---**
753-san followed you here
to take that back!
**[10:09] ---**
No wonder we couldn't soothe him!
**[10:13] ---**
R-Really?
**[10:14] ---**
Is that why 753-san is so mad?
**[10:18] ---**
753-san...
**[10:20] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[10:25] ---**
I-It's not working...
**[10:27] ---**
It looks like he doesn't forgive us.
**[10:30] ---**
It's all our fault! We're sorry!
**[10:33] ---**
We're sorry...
**[10:35] ---**
Ow!
**[10:47] ---**
Cut it out! Those bumps aren't allowed!
**[10:51] ---**
This is no time for laughing!
**[10:55] ---**
Something seems different from before.
***SIGN*** Grin
**[11:03] ---**
Huh?
**[11:04] ---**
753-san is soothed!
**[11:07] ---**
He's extremely soothed!
**[11:16] ---**
So children at their most innocent
soothe 753-san's soul.
**[11:21] ---**
Come to think of it,
even when we were young...
**[11:25] ---**
...753-san seemed most pleased
when we did what we liked.
***SIGN*** Candy Stick
**[11:38] ---**
This is to take home with you.
**[11:40] ---**
They're Earth candy sticks.
**[11:41] ---**
Yay!
**[11:42] ---**
Thank you!
**[11:44] ---**
Commander-han!
**[11:45] ---**
It all worked out thanks to you!
**[11:48] ---**
Gero? I... I didn't especially do anything...
**[11:52] ---**
I've decided! I'm going to
marry you, Commander-han!
**[11:59] ---**
Gero! This is just what I feared!
**[12:01] ---**
It's finally his turn.
**[12:02] ---**
Gero no way!
**[12:03] ---**
This is fate.
**[12:06] ---**
Commander-han!
**[12:09] ---**
Or, like, very content?
**[12:11] ---**
Please soothe my soul, too!
***SIGN*** A work hopefully recommended by the Space Ministry of Education, Science, and Culture and the Space Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry, and Fisheries
**[12:32] ---**
We eat rice just about every day.
**[12:36] ---**
This is kind of an unusual story
**[12:39] ---**
about a grain of rice and the sergeant.
**[12:42] ---**
Thank you for dinner.
**[12:43] ---**
Gero!
**[12:44] ---**
Master Fuyuki... What did you do?!
**[12:49] ---**
Sarge?
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[12:58] ---**
Chomp.
**[12:59] ---**
Sarge...
**[13:02] ---**
You left one grain of rice
in your bowl, Master Fuyuki!
**[13:05] ---**
What's wrong with you, stupid frog?
**[13:07] ---**
You've never cared about that before.
**[13:11] ---**
True. Until now...
**[13:13] ---**
Until now, I didn't care at all.
**[13:17] ---**
But now...
**[13:18] ---**
...I care very much!
**[13:24] ---**
Keroro: A Grain of Rice is
Still a Grain of Rice, Sir!
**[13:30] ---**
It all started the previous night.
**[13:33] ---**
Unusually, the sergeant dined
with Lance Corporal Dororo.
**[13:39] ---**
Thank you for dinner!
**[13:41] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[13:42] ---**
Gero?
**[13:43] ---**
You still have a grain of rice in your bowl.
**[13:45] ---**
Gero?
**[13:48] ---**
It's fine. It's one grain of rice.
**[13:50] ---**
Come to think of it, their grandma said:
**[13:52] ---**
There are seven deities
inside of each grain of rice.
**[14:00] ---**
Gero...
**[14:01] ---**
So it is wrong to waste it.
**[14:04] ---**
That's a pain!
**[14:06] ---**
Why bother caring about whether one or
two grains of rice are left in the bowl?
**[14:10] ---**
B-But...
**[14:11] ---**
You always were a cheapskate
about things like this, Dororo.
**[14:15] ---**
Even though your family is rich!
**[14:18] ---**
Zeroro-kun, what's that?
**[14:20] ---**
Cabbage hearts and stir-fried burdock skins.
**[14:23] ---**
Cabbage hearts? Burdock skins?
**[14:26] ---**
Don't you normally throw those away?
**[14:27] ---**
Why? That would be a waste.
**[14:31] ---**
Grandma said everyone should treat
food and other things with care.
**[14:36] ---**
All right, fine! Fine!
**[14:38] ---**
See you later, Dororo!
**[14:40] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[14:42] ---**
Keroro-kun...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[14:45] ---**
To what do I owe the pleasure?
**[14:48] ---**
It's strange that you would
come to me for a favor.
**[14:50] ---**
There is something I want
to teach the commander.
**[14:53] ---**
The preciousness of one grain of rice.
**[14:55] ---**
The preciousness of one grain of rice, huh?
**[14:58] ---**
This is no morality class.
**[15:00] ---**
And I'm not interested.
**[15:05] ---**
But...
**[15:06] ---**
...one grain of curried rice...
**[15:10] ---**
Okay, I'm in.
**[15:11] ---**
I appreciate it!
**[15:14] ---**
Without soy sauce...
**[15:16] ---**
...there'll be an effect on fighting power, sir.
***SIGN*** "Don't you want to try
going inside a dream" Gun
**[15:19] ---**
"Don't you want to try
going inside a dream?" Gun!
***SIGN*** Dream
**[15:24] ---**
Sweet dreams, Commander!
**[15:32] ---**
Gero?
**[15:33] ---**
I-Is that me?!
**[15:36] ---**
But... then, what am I?!
**[15:40] ---**
Gero!
**[15:41] ---**
W-What's going on?!
**[15:43] ---**
I... I've become a grain of rice!
**[15:46] ---**
This is ridiculous! I...
**[15:49] ---**
I...
**[15:51] ---**
Wait, I've always been a grain of rice.
**[15:55] ---**
I have all my memories...
**[15:59] ---**
I remember...
**[16:02] ---**
May. That's the season for rice planting.
**[16:09] ---**
Grow strong, and you'll become fine rice.
**[16:14] ---**
Back then, we were still just
**[16:16] ---**
sleeping rice seedlings.
**[16:20] ---**
The old farmer is the one who opened
**[16:24] ---**
the door to our new lives.
**[16:26] ---**
June. The rice plants grow steadily.
**[16:30] ---**
It was hard work for the old man then, too.
**[16:33] ---**
So that we'd grow big and strong,
he would pull weeds
**[16:36] ---**
and manage the water.
**[16:38] ---**
Tama tama tama!
**[16:39] ---**
Thanks to that, we got bigger and bigger.
**[16:43] ---**
July to August
**[16:46] ---**
is the most important season
for the rice plants to grow.
**[16:48] ---**
What do you want?
**[16:51] ---**
The sun is vital to the planet! Grow, rice!
**[16:54] ---**
Become rice!
**[16:55] ---**
I'm sorry my brother is always so
fired up! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[16:59] ---**
Oh, I didn't mind that a bit.
**[17:02] ---**
Bathed in the rays of the sun,
**[17:04] ---**
we grew even more.
**[17:08] ---**
And so, we took the first step
**[17:10] ---**
to becoming our current forms.
**[17:14] ---**
The ear then emerges from
within the plant's stalk.
***SIGN*** Emerging from the stalk
**[17:19] ---**
But we still have hardships ahead of us.
**[17:23] ---**
Eat you! Eat you! Eat you!
**[17:26] ---**
Help! Help!
**[17:28] ---**
Armageddon, one organic part!
***SIGN*** One Organic Part
**[17:34] ---**
She beat us! She beat us!
**[17:37] ---**
Or, like, insect control?
**[17:39] ---**
Thank you, farmer lady! Thank you!
**[17:42] ---**
But it's one thing after another.
**[17:46] ---**
The rice isn't quite ready yet.
What do you want to do?
**[17:49] ---**
Oh, I don't care! I wanna eat it!
**[17:51] ---**
Stay away! Stay away!
**[17:57] ---**
A red scarecrow! Scary!
**[18:02] ---**
That was too close!
**[18:04] ---**
The farmer always protected us
**[18:06] ---**
from scary enemies.
**[18:09] ---**
But then we were attacked by an
enemy even he couldn't handle.
**[18:13] ---**
September. Typhoon season,
**[18:17] ---**
the bane of all farmers.
**[18:19] ---**
I'm a major typhoon!
**[18:22] ---**
At this rate, we're gonna be blown away!
**[18:26] ---**
Gero?
**[18:28] ---**
I shall protect you!
**[18:30] ---**
I will do my best!
**[18:31] ---**
Old man!
**[18:42] ---**
You're stubborn!
**[18:44] ---**
These children are my life!
**[18:47] ---**
I will not abandon them now!
**[18:50] ---**
Old man!
**[18:59] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[19:00] ---**
The farmer did his best
by staying up all night
**[19:04] ---**
so that we could become fully-fledged rice!
**[19:07] ---**
And finally, harvest season came.
**[19:16] ---**
Kero...
**[19:18] ---**
And so, we get harvested,
**[19:21] ---**
dried,
**[19:23] ---**
husked,
**[19:26] ---**
germinated,
**[19:28] ---**
polished,
***SIGN*** Kerohikari
**[19:31] ---**
and put on display at the rice store!
**[19:34] ---**
I'll take a bag of that rice.
**[19:36] ---**
Sure. It's good, the first
rice crop of the year.
**[19:40] ---**
After that, we get washed
**[19:43] ---**
and steamed into fluffy rice.
**[19:46] ---**
I made it to the table!
**[19:49] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[19:53] ---**
I've been looking forward to this day...
**[19:55] ---**
...to this very moment!
**[19:58] ---**
Finally...
**[20:00] ---**
I'm finally going to be eaten!
**[20:02] ---**
I was born into this world
**[20:06] ---**
so that I could be eaten!
**[20:08] ---**
Gero!
**[20:13] ---**
Gero?
**[20:14] ---**
Gero! Why is this happening?!
**[20:18] ---**
Somebody! Somebody notice! I'm right here!
**[20:21] ---**
I'm right here!
**[20:29] ---**
Old man... Even though...
**[20:32] ---**
Even though I finally became
a full-fledged grain of rice,
**[20:35] ---**
no one's going to eat me!
**[20:39] ---**
Why was I...
**[20:41] ---**
Why was I even born?!
**[20:52] ---**
Gero?
**[20:59] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[21:01] ---**
I'm so grateful
**[21:03] ---**
for being born!
**[21:11] ---**
Was that... just a dream?
**[21:13] ---**
No, I was...
**[21:16] ---**
I really was a grain of rice!
**[21:19] ---**
And so, the sergeant came to understand
the feelings of one grain of space rice.
**[21:23] ---**
From then on, he wouldn't leave
even one grain in his bowl.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[21:28] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[21:30] ---**
Thank you for breakfast!
**[21:38] ---**
Gero?
**[21:39] ---**
Inside every grain of rice...
**[21:41] ---**
...live seven deities, right?
**[21:45] ---**
See you later!
**[21:45] ---**
See you later!
**[21:47] ---**
Do they understand my feelings?
**[21:49] ---**
I mean, the feelings of a grain of rice?
**[21:54] ---**
Somehow it turned out to be
a fine story this time.
**[21:56] ---**
It would be nice if the Space Ministries
of Culture and Agriculture recommended it.
**[22:02] ---**
Huh?!
**[22:03] ---**
S-Somebody, please eat me!
**[22:06] ---**
Please!
**[22:10] ---**
Or, like, major harvest?
**[22:13] ---**
Chew more! Chew me more!
**[22:16] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
This is Sergeant Keroro.
***SIGN*** Negotiator Sergeant Keroro
**[23:54] ---**
There was a crab with an onigiri,
so I traded it for persimmon seeds.
**[23:58] ---**
The next time persimmon is in
season, I'm gonna get some!
***SIGN*** High-level Diplomatic Technique
**[24:00] ---**
Are you a monkey?!
**[24:02] ---**
That aside, a mortar, a bee, and a chestnut.
**[24:05] ---**
What's one more thing in that group?
**[24:07] ---**
"Aki: War at the Hot Spring, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: Let's Go! Keroro Bread, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E136 - Aki: War at the Hot Spring, Sir! / Keroro: Let's Go! Keroro Bread, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPWKM/aki-war-at-the-hot-spring-sir--keroro-lets-go-keroro-bread-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
Well, today is Labor Day.
**[01:34] ---**
To everyone who works hard
every day, I applaud you.
**[01:39] ---**
The fresh air feels so nice!
**[01:42] ---**
I hear this open-air hot spring
is beautiful!
**[01:45] ---**
I'm glad you guys were
able to come along, Sarge.
***SIGN*** Welcome Lady Mom Party
**[01:48] ---**
Ahhh! Being here
makes me feel like "whoaaa," sir!
***SIGN*** Wild Monkey Hot Spring
**[01:52] ---**
And so, they've come on a
hot spring day trip so Mom can relax.
**[02:00] ---**
Aki: War at the Hot Spring, Sir!
***SIGN*** Women
**[02:06] ---**
It's empty!
**[02:08] ---**
It's like it's reserved for us!
**[02:10] ---**
We sure are lucky!
**[02:12] ---**
Well, see you out there.
**[02:13] ---**
Wait a second!
***SIGN*** Aieeeee! by Mom
**[02:22] ---**
M-Mom?!
**[02:23] ---**
Natsumi! What happened?!
**[02:28] ---**
What's wrong, Mom?
**[02:29] ---**
Th-That...
**[02:34] ---**
A monkey?
**[02:36] ---**
A monkey!
**[02:37] ---**
Cute!
**[02:38] ---**
I wonder if it lives near here.
**[02:39] ---**
It is not cute! We have to chase it away!
**[02:43] ---**
Oh, that's right. The Hinata family's
fierce Aki-san has an aversion to animals.
***SIGN*** Mom
The Mighty Legend
**[02:47] ---**
That's a surprising weakness.
**[02:50] ---**
Hey, go away!
***SIGN*** Ignore!
**[02:55] ---**
Come on, Natsumi, do something!
**[02:58] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
**[03:00] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?!
**[03:02] ---**
There's a monkey in our side of the bath!
**[03:05] ---**
Huh. I guess it's a wild monkey...
**[03:07] ---**
A monkey?
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[03:10] ---**
Then I'll chase it away!
**[03:13] ---**
Really?
**[03:14] ---**
Sarge says he'll make it go away!
**[03:16] ---**
The stupid frog?
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[03:19] ---**
Well, Kero-chan, thanks.
**[03:21] ---**
Don't worry, Lady Mom!
**[03:27] ---**
Hey, you, go away.
**[03:30] ---**
This is no place for monkeys.
***SIGN*** Eeeegaah! by Keroro
**[03:37] ---**
You filthy beast!
**[03:39] ---**
How dare you touch me with your stinking
paws, you darned dirty monkey?!
**[03:52] ---**
Well, that takes care of that.
**[03:54] ---**
Thank you, Kero-chan!
**[03:57] ---**
It's strange how monkeys are bad,
but you're fine with the stupid frog.
**[04:01] ---**
Kero...
**[04:02] ---**
Is it strange?
**[04:03] ---**
Maybe I should've just
left that monkey alone.
**[04:12] ---**
Paradise...
**[04:16] ---**
I forgot the shampoo.
**[04:18] ---**
Mom, I'm going to get the shampoo.
***SIGN*** Aieeeee! by Mom
**[04:33] ---**
M-Mom?!
**[04:34] ---**
W-What's wrong, Natsumi?!
***SIGN*** Eye Mask
**[04:40] ---**
My eyes were covered!
**[04:44] ---**
So they were...
**[04:45] ---**
Mom, what's wrong?
**[04:48] ---**
Natsumi...
**[04:49] ---**
Hold on, I'll help...
**[04:58] ---**
And that's what happened.
**[05:00] ---**
Drat it! Darn monkeys! To get us back
for before, they took Lady Mom hostage!
**[05:18] ---**
What should we do?! We have to help Mom!
**[05:20] ---**
But monkeys can get pretty violent, right?
**[05:23] ---**
The only thing to do is
put them down with brute force!
**[05:27] ---**
Even though they are wild monkeys,
**[05:28] ---**
I am sure I can get through to them
with a friendly conversation.
**[05:31] ---**
Ah-ah-ah.
**[05:33] ---**
As much as possible, we want to get
Lady Mom back in a peacable manner
**[05:36] ---**
as well as take back dominion
over the hot spring,
**[05:39] ---**
so this requires high-level negotiating.
**[05:42] ---**
This is where I can show my skill
as a commander.
**[05:46] ---**
I'll employ the diplomatic technique
***SIGN*** High-level Diplomatic Technique
**[05:48] ---**
of peacefully negotiating
with the other side.
**[05:51] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[05:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, your meaningless
word diarrhea is awesome!
**[05:56] ---**
This is a strange time for his
soldier's soul to get fired up.
**[06:03] ---**
Gero!
**[06:03] ---**
Natsumi! Fuyuki! Kero-chan!
**[06:07] ---**
Help me!
***SIGN*** Imagination
**[06:12] ---**
Mom!
**[06:13] ---**
This is no good!
**[06:14] ---**
At this rate, Lady Mom will get dizzy
from being in there too long!
**[06:24] ---**
Hello there. I am Sergeant Keroro,
the negotiator.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro Negotiator
***SIGN*** Won't Look
**[06:29] ---**
They won't look.
**[06:30] ---**
Gero?
**[06:31] ---**
Hey, you guys!
What kind of attitude is that?!
***SIGN*** Won't Listen!
**[06:35] ---**
They won't listen!
**[06:37] ---**
Cheeky monkeys! They won't
even pay attention...
**[06:41] ---**
Won't look, won't listen...
**[06:44] ---**
As I said before,
**[06:45] ---**
please leave this monkey business to me.
***SIGN*** Leave this monkey business to me.
**[06:54] ---**
Won't look, won't listen?
***SIGN*** Won't look Won't listen Leave this monkey business to me.
**[06:56] ---**
Leave this monkey business to me.
**[07:01] ---**
Over to you, Dororo-kun.
**[07:04] ---**
Understood!
***SIGN*** Women
**[07:07] ---**
Dororo's taking a long time.
**[07:09] ---**
I wonder if they won't
listen to Dororo, either.
**[07:11] ---**
Maybe they took him as a hostage, too.
**[07:15] ---**
He does say lame gags,
**[07:17] ---**
so maybe the monkeys got mad.
**[07:19] ---**
There's no way!
**[07:20] ---**
He's a top assassin!
**[07:22] ---**
Against monkeys like that...
**[07:24] ---**
But there are so many of them.
**[07:26] ---**
And sometimes his kindness
turns against him.
**[07:33] ---**
Then we'll have to take back
not only Lady Mom, but Dororo, too!
**[07:37] ---**
Ready, everyone? We'll have to use force!
**[07:40] ---**
Roger!
**[07:45] ---**
Chang!
**[07:47] ---**
Chang complete!
**[07:51] ---**
Mortar!
***SIGN*** Mortar
**[07:52] ---**
Mortar!
**[07:53] ---**
Can I fly?
***SIGN*** Bee
**[07:54] ---**
Bee!
**[07:55] ---**
Hello!
***SIGN*** Chestnut
**[07:56] ---**
Chestnut!
***SIGN*** Cowpat
**[07:58] ---**
Cowpat!
**[07:59] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[08:01] ---**
We're ready to go!
**[08:02] ---**
I investigated, and it seems
mortars, bees, chestnuts,
**[08:05] ---**
and cowpats are good for getting
rid of Pekoponian monkeys.
**[08:11] ---**
I give you "The Keroro
Platoon Versus the Monkeys!"
***SIGN*** The Keroro Platoon Versus the Monkeys
**[08:15] ---**
Why do I have to play the
part of the cow poop?!
**[08:18] ---**
Well, never mind that.
**[08:20] ---**
I do mind it!
**[08:21] ---**
They probably took Dororo as a hostage
so they can make a deal with us.
**[08:25] ---**
We'll make our move
when they come to negotiate!
**[08:28] ---**
Right!
**[08:32] ---**
Chestnut here, in position!
**[08:37] ---**
Bee in position, too.
**[08:40] ---**
Why am I the cow crap?
**[08:44] ---**
H-Hurry up, monkeys!
**[08:48] ---**
There!
**[08:56] ---**
Thwomp!
**[08:59] ---**
We did it!
**[09:01] ---**
Y-You are so mean...
**[09:03] ---**
Even though I patched things up
with the monkeys...
**[09:11] ---**
Asuka!
**[09:13] ---**
Who's that?
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[09:15] ---**
Monkeys! This was the last straw!
**[09:19] ---**
Incredibly misplaced anger...
**[09:21] ---**
You can say that again.
**[09:22] ---**
Corporal Giroro! Get out all our weapons!
**[09:26] ---**
R-Right...
**[09:29] ---**
All right!
**[09:31] ---**
An embarrassment of riches!
**[09:35] ---**
This is for Dororo!
**[09:37] ---**
Prepare yourselves, monkeys!
**[09:40] ---**
Witness the true power of the Keroro Platoon!
**[09:44] ---**
No, don't do it, Kero-chan!
**[09:48] ---**
Please get back, Lady Mom!
**[09:50] ---**
Knock it off, stupid frog!
**[09:52] ---**
Gero?
**[09:53] ---**
What are you planning to do with those
weapons of half-baked destruction?!
**[09:56] ---**
We need to find a peaceful solution here.
**[09:58] ---**
Okay? Please, Kero-chan!
**[10:01] ---**
But... After all...
**[10:03] ---**
We're pumped up and ready
to go... What should we do?
**[10:05] ---**
Idiot! It's your responsibility
to give the order to fire or not!
**[10:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[10:11] ---**
Wait.
**[10:12] ---**
I can resolve our problem with just one shot.
**[10:21] ---**
Don't!
**[10:25] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:29] ---**
Gero?
**[10:34] ---**
Huh?
**[10:37] ---**
Yes, isn't this nice?
**[10:42] ---**
W-What is this?
**[10:45] ---**
That's right. Kululu shot them with his
"We are all living creatures" Gun.
**[10:50] ---**
It turns animals into people, huh?
**[10:54] ---**
In short, this case is closed.
**[10:59] ---**
Even the animal-hating Aki-san
is fine with this situation.
**[11:02] ---**
We came here to relax
after working hard, too.
**[11:06] ---**
Huh. Then this is like Labor Day
in the world of nature?
**[11:11] ---**
It must be tough for animals, too.
**[11:15] ---**
I think I'm starting to get over
my distaste for animals.
***SIGN*** Monkey-man Monkey-man
***SIGN*** Monkey-man
**[11:19] ---**
Your platoon really helped
us out here, Sarge.
**[11:22] ---**
Well, it kills me to say this,
**[11:25] ---**
but Kululu did the smart thing.
**[11:27] ---**
Thank you, Kululu.
**[11:29] ---**
Uh oh. The effects of the gun
are about to wear off.
**[11:32] ---**
Gero?
**[11:33] ---**
W-What do you mean?
***SIGN*** Aieeeee! by Mom
**[11:42] ---**
It looks like Aki-san's revulsion to animals
isn't going away anytime soon.
**[11:55] ---**
Have you ever eaten freshly-baked bread?
**[11:58] ---**
The outside is crisp, the inside is soft...
**[12:00] ---**
It's delicious, isn't it?
**[12:02] ---**
It's ready!
**[12:05] ---**
I did a good job, if I do say so myself!
**[12:07] ---**
It smells good!
**[12:09] ---**
It sure baked nicely.
**[12:13] ---**
And you made bread with our faces too, huh?
**[12:16] ---**
Something smells good.
**[12:19] ---**
Sarge! Sis baked bread.
**[12:22] ---**
B-Bread?
**[12:25] ---**
You can have some too, if you like.
**[12:30] ---**
Delicious!
**[12:32] ---**
Life is good!
**[12:40] ---**
Keroro: Let's Go! Keroro Bread, Sir!
**[12:47] ---**
So this is Lady Natsumi's homemade bread.
**[12:50] ---**
Hurry up and eat.
I'm confident you'll like it.
**[12:53] ---**
Then I'll avail myself of your kind offer.
**[12:55] ---**
Thank you!
**[12:59] ---**
This is...
**[13:00] ---**
Well? Is it good?
**[13:02] ---**
This level of flavor is better than the
Space Carrier Doros! It's like the Dolowa!
***SIGN*** As tasty as Space Carrier Dolowa
**[13:06] ---**
What's that food reporter-style comment?
**[13:08] ---**
I don't understand...
**[13:11] ---**
Well, it's good.
**[13:14] ---**
But it can't beat Keronian bread.
**[13:19] ---**
Is that right?
**[13:20] ---**
Then let me try that
Keronian bread or whatever.
**[13:24] ---**
Yeah! I wanna try Keronian bread.
**[13:27] ---**
Make some, Sarge!
**[13:31] ---**
Jeez, Pekoponian bread doesn't
nearly have enough kick to it.
**[13:35] ---**
Bread is a representative of
that planet's dietary culture.
**[13:38] ---**
It's a different kind of way
to learn about Pekopon's level.
**[13:42] ---**
And if they eat Keronian bread,
***SIGN*** Keroro's Imagination
**[13:44] ---**
I'm sure Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki
will get down on their knees before me.
**[13:49] ---**
Maybe I won't have to do
as many chores around the house.
**[13:52] ---**
Certainly, I haven't seen any stimulating
sweet bread since coming to Pekopon.
**[13:57] ---**
Come to think of it, I haven't had
Keronian bread in a long time.
**[14:02] ---**
It has been a long time, hasn't it?
**[14:05] ---**
Right now, I miss it all...
**[14:09] ---**
When you think about it,
we really have come a long ways.
**[14:12] ---**
Shall I bake some?
**[14:14] ---**
Bread, after all this time?
**[14:16] ---**
Nice. I was hoping you would say that.
**[14:20] ---**
Then it's settled.
**[14:22] ---**
Call Giroro over here, too.
**[14:24] ---**
Not so fast, Mr. Sergeant.
**[14:26] ---**
Let us get the whole platoon in on it.
**[14:29] ---**
Why don't we see just who
can bake the best bread?
**[14:34] ---**
Is that a challenge?
**[14:37] ---**
When you bake bread,
there's no holding back. Got it?
**[14:40] ---**
You do not have to tell me that.
**[14:43] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[14:46] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[14:49] ---**
What smells good?
**[14:51] ---**
Sarge is baking bread!
**[14:53] ---**
Let's check it out.
**[14:55] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:58] ---**
I-It's a nice bakery, huh?
**[15:01] ---**
"Open", it says...
**[15:05] ---**
Sarge, we're coming in.
**[15:11] ---**
W-Where are we?!
**[15:15] ---**
Hello, you two. Good timing.
The bread is fresh out of the oven.
**[15:21] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:22] ---**
Everything's ready!
**[15:24] ---**
Or, like, contest begin?
**[15:27] ---**
I want you to be impartial judges.
**[15:30] ---**
Match?
**[15:31] ---**
We're making delicious Keronian bread!
**[15:34] ---**
W-Wait a second!
**[15:36] ---**
The first course!
**[15:44] ---**
Keroro Bread!
**[15:45] ---**
322 pounds!
**[15:48] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:50] ---**
He baked brilliant bread!
**[15:53] ---**
He's got a lot of drive.
**[15:56] ---**
It's been a while
since I've seen our bread.
**[15:58] ---**
Sorry, but I kneaded up
my own concoction, too.
**[16:01] ---**
The second course!
**[16:03] ---**
Giroro Bread!
**[16:05] ---**
338 pounds!
**[16:09] ---**
The third course! Tamama Bread!
**[16:12] ---**
334 pounds!
**[16:14] ---**
I am going to win this contest!
**[16:17] ---**
The fourth course! Kululu Bread!
**[16:20] ---**
The fifth course! Dororo Bread!
**[16:25] ---**
A battle royal between bread.
**[16:27] ---**
The stronger Keronian bread is,
the better it is!
**[16:32] ---**
Right!
**[16:33] ---**
So this is Sarge's planet's bread, huh?
**[16:36] ---**
Do you actually eat it?
**[16:38] ---**
Do you want to see the
world's strongest bread?!
**[16:41] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:42] ---**
Do you want to go to New York?!
**[16:44] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:46] ---**
Then for this bread battle...
**[16:49] ---**
Ready...
**[16:50] ---**
Go!
***SIGN*** Studio
**[16:56] ---**
Tamama Bread is charging Keroro Bread!
**[16:59] ---**
Or, like, frontal attack?
**[17:02] ---**
My bread is packed with red bean paste
from the planet Megaton!
**[17:07] ---**
Its atomic density is greater than lead,
for a heavy-duty attack!
**[17:12] ---**
You're naive, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[17:14] ---**
Just using bean paste?
**[17:21] ---**
Oh, my! Keroro Bread has taken no damage!
**[17:24] ---**
Or, like, super toughness?
**[17:26] ---**
What?!
**[17:27] ---**
Increasing the defensive ability by
baking it so the outside is crunchy...
**[17:31] ---**
Those are the basics of a melon bun.
**[17:33] ---**
And then it uses that same solidity...
**[17:36] ---**
...as a weapon!
**[17:38] ---**
Darn it!
**[17:41] ---**
This is an amazing battle!
**[17:42] ---**
And it smells so good!
**[17:51] ---**
Over here, we have Giroro Bread
and Kululu Bread!
**[17:53] ---**
This is a high-level hand-to-hand battle!
**[17:56] ---**
Or, like, seesaw struggle?
**[17:58] ---**
My bread is an attacking bread!
Attack, attack, attack for all you're worth!
**[18:02] ---**
Meanwhile, Dororo Bread seems
to have been forgotten.
**[18:06] ---**
Or, like, ignored alone?
**[18:09] ---**
Oh, there's a Dororo Bread, too.
**[18:11] ---**
Th-That is so mean, Keroro-kun!
**[18:13] ---**
Oh, my!
**[18:14] ---**
Giroro Bread unleashed a
one-armed shoulder throw!
**[18:18] ---**
Or, like, lightning swiftness?
**[18:20] ---**
All right! You're mine!
**[18:21] ---**
You're not winning this.
**[18:23] ---**
What?!
**[18:37] ---**
Oh, my! Curry shot out of Kululu Bread
and right into Giroro Bread's face!
**[18:41] ---**
What?!
**[18:41] ---**
I don't care about the competition.
**[18:43] ---**
It's just fun for me to
torture the other bread.
**[18:46] ---**
Especially since my bread is filled with
super-spicy curry!
**[18:51] ---**
That's Kululu for you.
**[18:53] ---**
It's easy for me to at least mess up
the sensors of my opponent's bread.
**[19:02] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[19:03] ---**
Even while in the throes of agony,
Giroro Bread used it to attack Dororo Bread!
**[19:08] ---**
Or, like, Darwin's theory?
**[19:11] ---**
Why?!
**[19:12] ---**
Dororo-senpai's bread isn't doing anything.
**[19:15] ---**
You know, bread kind of takes after
the person who makes it.
**[19:18] ---**
Oh, my!
**[19:23] ---**
Giroro Bread just brought down both
Keroro Bread and Tamama Bread!
**[19:27] ---**
Or, like, quarrel conquered?
**[19:30] ---**
Did you see that? In the end,
my bread triumphs!
**[19:33] ---**
G-Giroro?!
**[19:36] ---**
I'm not surprised.
**[19:38] ---**
My curry threw off his control system, too.
**[19:41] ---**
Isn't that dangerous?
**[19:53] ---**
Hey! Do something!
**[19:56] ---**
N-No worries!
**[20:01] ---**
Stand! Stand, bread!
**[20:03] ---**
With a new face!
**[20:12] ---**
Go, returned Keroro Bread!
**[20:14] ---**
Love and courage are your only friends!
***SIGN*** Instant Kill
**[20:21] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:22] ---**
This is beyond help, huh?
**[20:25] ---**
Even the bread is just like the stupid frog.
**[20:28] ---**
That's it!
**[20:29] ---**
Hey, Kululu!
**[20:32] ---**
The corporal's bread has a similar
personality to the corporal.
**[20:35] ---**
Therefore...
**[20:46] ---**
...it should have a weakness for Sis's bread!
**[20:49] ---**
Gero? What do you mean?
**[20:52] ---**
I had him enlarge the bread
that Sis made before.
**[20:54] ---**
I see! Good thinking!
**[20:57] ---**
That hat is a transmitter.
**[20:59] ---**
You can control the bread
just by thinking about it.
**[21:02] ---**
All right! Here I go!
**[21:13] ---**
Finish him!
**[21:15] ---**
Ultimate 723 Gravity!
***SIGN*** Studio
**[21:21] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:23] ---**
And so, the strongest bread
is Natsumi-san's bread!
**[21:28] ---**
Seriously?!
**[21:30] ---**
Who's the one that said my bread
couldn't beat Keronian bread?
**[21:33] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Reserved Today
**[21:35] ---**
In any case, thanks to Natsumi-chan's bread,
the matter was settled. And then...
**[21:41] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Lady Natsumi!
**[21:43] ---**
Starting now, we're having a
long-lasting bread festival!
**[21:46] ---**
The bread battle resulted
in a brilliant bounty!
**[21:49] ---**
Dig in!
**[21:51] ---**
We're gonna eat all of this?
**[21:53] ---**
Of course, you get first crack
at the strongest,
**[21:56] ---**
most delicious Natsumi bread!
**[21:58] ---**
Giroro! You don't get to eat that yet!
**[22:01] ---**
R-Right...
**[22:03] ---**
Let's eat, Sis!
**[22:06] ---**
It does smell good...
**[22:09] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[22:11] ---**
It's delicious!
**[22:13] ---**
It really is!
**[22:14] ---**
The Keronian bread was mighty tasty.
**[22:17] ---**
But be careful about eating too much.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:54] ---**
Recently, I've been living a life of leisure,
forgetting about the Pekopon invasion.
***SIGN*** Just-purchased Limited Edition Zakrello
**[23:58] ---**
That's why everyone is laughing at you!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[23:59] ---**
Even the sun is laughing!
**[24:01] ---**
A puppy and the evening sun
are laughing, too.
**[24:03] ---**
Let's leave it at that.
**[24:04] ---**
That aside, I insist udon noodles
are the best way to finish sukiyaki!
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: The Outing Isn't Over
Until You Say 'I'm Home,' Sir!"
***SIGN*** Shirataki Noodles
***SIGN*** Aieeeeee
**[24:12] ---**
"Keroro: The Sukiyaki of Love
and Sadness, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E137 - Keroro: The Outing Isn't Over Until You Say "I'm Home," Sir! / Keroro: The Sukiyaki of Love and Sadness, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGEXJM/keroro-the-outing-isnt-over-until-you-say-im-home-sir--keroro-the-sukiyaki-of-love-and-sadness-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:32] ---**
It's late fall, the season for outings.
Are you all enjoying yourselves?
**[01:37] ---**
Everyone!
**[01:39] ---**
Tomorrow is finally our fall excursion with
the Hinata family to show our gratitude!
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this, Mr. President!
**[01:44] ---**
I've been waiting for this, Mr. President!
**[01:47] ---**
All right, quiet down.
***SIGN*** The Three Rules of Outings 1. Each person should spend no more than 300 yen on snacks (not including bananas). 2. Let's have a good time, with everyone getting along and no fighting. 3. The outing isn't over until you say "I'm home!" when you get back.
**[01:49] ---**
The outing isn't over until you
say "I'm home!" when you get back.
**[01:53] ---**
Let's have a good time with everyone
getting along and no fighting.
**[01:57] ---**
Roger!
**[02:01] ---**
Keroro: The Outing Isn't Over
Until You Say "I'm Home," Sir!
**[02:07] ---**
Huh. An outing...
**[02:09] ---**
And we're gonna barbecue, too!
It sounds like fun!
**[02:12] ---**
Yes! Uncle is out
buying the meat right now.
**[02:17] ---**
Or, like, leader's council?
***SIGN*** Miki Electronics
**[02:20] ---**
Kero, kero, kero...
***SIGN*** Limited edition! Zakrello
**[02:24] ---**
Should I splurge on the choicest meat?
***SIGN*** Only 3 left
**[02:28] ---**
Gero!
**[02:31] ---**
W-What's this?!
**[02:33] ---**
Mama, a green man...
**[02:34] ---**
Don't stare!
**[02:40] ---**
I... I can't!
**[02:41] ---**
This money is for our fun barbecue!
***SIGN*** Uchiyama Liquor
**[02:45] ---**
Farewell, limited edition Zakrello!
**[02:48] ---**
What's this? It's unusual to see him
passing on a Gundam model.
**[02:52] ---**
Gero!
**[02:55] ---**
You shouldn't have said that...
**[02:58] ---**
You shouldn't have said that...
***SIGN*** Argh!
**[03:03] ---**
Wow, I made a great buy!
**[03:06] ---**
It took you long enough, Keroro.
**[03:08] ---**
Gero?
**[03:08] ---**
Did you buy the meat?
**[03:11] ---**
Well, about that...
**[03:13] ---**
You know, with outings,
onigiri and sandwiches are the norm.
**[03:18] ---**
Isn't a lunch like that
more fun for an outing?
**[03:21] ---**
Besides, it'd be a pain carrying all
those barbecue accoutrements.
**[03:24] ---**
No worries!
**[03:27] ---**
I would be happy to carry everything
for the sake of everyone's good time.
**[03:32] ---**
There you have it.
**[03:33] ---**
So, give me the bag...
**[03:35] ---**
Gero?
**[03:36] ---**
This is...
**[03:40] ---**
W-What is that?!
**[03:44] ---**
Um... They were out of meat,
so this is all they had left...
**[03:50] ---**
I... I should've known sending you out
to buy meat would result in this!
**[03:56] ---**
It's totally my lapse in judgment!
**[03:58] ---**
I bet Mr. Sergeant was in tears because
he could only buy three Zakrellos!
**[04:03] ---**
Just like I had to limit myself from buying
no more than 300 yen worth of sweets!
**[04:07] ---**
This is too much, Keroro-kun!
You should have come to us!
**[04:11] ---**
E-Everyone...
**[04:15] ---**
Um, this is like a cliched
coming-of-age drama...
**[04:19] ---**
Hey, you've got a visitor.
**[04:21] ---**
Gero?
**[04:24] ---**
The Keronians have an alliance
with this race.
**[04:26] ---**
It's a Bratterling,
a "What's yours is mine" type of alien.
***SIGN*** General Brat Alien
**[04:30] ---**
Hey, best buddies!
**[04:32] ---**
And there's his lackey, an Entouragian.
***SIGN*** Entouragian
**[04:35] ---**
Long time no see!
**[04:38] ---**
Actually, I've got a recital tomorrow.
**[04:41] ---**
R-Recital?!
**[04:45] ---**
But the thing is...
**[04:47] ---**
...nobody's bought any tickets.
**[04:50] ---**
So...
**[04:51] ---**
...I figured you guys could
help me sell tickets!
**[04:55] ---**
We'll give you a 10% commission,
so give us a hand.
**[04:57] ---**
10%?
**[04:59] ---**
But we're really busy today...
**[05:02] ---**
What was that?!
**[05:04] ---**
Are you sayin' you're not
gonna do me this favor?!
**[05:07] ---**
That's pretty uppity for a Keronian.
**[05:10] ---**
Just refuse, Keroro.
**[05:12] ---**
Bratterlings think the galaxy
clusters around them.
**[05:17] ---**
Roger, sir!
***SIGN*** Eh?!
**[05:20] ---**
All right! Now that's the
Keronian spirit I know and love!
**[05:23] ---**
What about the outing?
**[05:25] ---**
Well, you know...
**[05:26] ---**
Bratterlings and Keronians have an alliance.
**[05:29] ---**
This is the least I can do.
**[05:31] ---**
And if we sell all his tickets,
***SIGN*** My Recital!
**[05:34] ---**
we should be able to buy special
Wagyu beef with our 10% cut!
***SIGN*** Special Wagyu Beef
**[05:38] ---**
And I'll save face!
**[05:41] ---**
If we all do our best, I'm sure we
can sell the tickets in no time...
**[05:44] ---**
Who agrees that the commander
should do it by himself?
**[05:49] ---**
Our plans with Natchi and
the others come first.
**[05:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I am sorry!
**[05:54] ---**
I'm with him.
***SIGN*** Eh?
**[05:57] ---**
Wait a second. What's going on?
**[06:01] ---**
That's right! You'll help me,
won't you, Dororo?
**[06:05] ---**
Sorry!
***SIGN*** Dokan!
**[06:07] ---**
Well, there you have it.
**[06:13] ---**
So give it your all!
**[06:15] ---**
You will, won't you?
**[06:17] ---**
Gero...
**[06:19] ---**
And so, the next day...
**[06:21] ---**
Fuyuki, you're not forgetting anything?
**[06:23] ---**
Nope.
**[06:24] ---**
Then we're just about ready.
**[06:26] ---**
Let's pull out!
**[06:27] ---**
First, I have a disappointing
announcement to make.
**[06:31] ---**
Something came up for Keroro,
so he can't make it.
**[06:35] ---**
Commander-dono is a very busy person.
**[06:38] ---**
Even working on his day off! That's my Uncle!
**[06:42] ---**
Or, like, working days off?
**[06:44] ---**
Incidentally, the barbecue is canceled, too.
**[06:48] ---**
That's what I was looking
forward to the most!
**[06:51] ---**
Stupid frogs!
**[06:52] ---**
I'm sorry, Keroro...
**[06:52] ---**
They never follow through
when you're counting on them.
**[06:54] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[06:55] ---**
We can't blame them, Sis.
**[06:56] ---**
Commander-dono...
**[06:57] ---**
Fine! I'm gonna make up for the stupid frog's
absence by having even more fun!
**[07:01] ---**
So let's head towards our
destination and move out!
**[07:04] ---**
Let's move out!
**[07:05] ---**
Let's move out...
***SIGN*** Who'd like one?
**[07:07] ---**
Who'd like one?
**[07:09] ---**
Who wants a ticket to see
the Bratterling's recital?
***SIGN*** Now's your chance! "My Recital!" Now on sale cheap!!
***SIGN*** Who wants a ticket?
**[07:14] ---**
Will I be able to sell all these?
**[07:17] ---**
No, no, no, no! I brought this on myself!
**[07:20] ---**
I'll sell them all and make everybody happy
when I come home with meat!
***SIGN*** Now's your chance!
"My Recital!"
Now on sale cheap!!
***SIGN*** Who wants a ticket?!
**[07:25] ---**
Who wants a ticket?!
**[07:27] ---**
Who wants a ticket to the
Bratterling's recital?!
**[07:33] ---**
It's beautiful!
**[07:36] ---**
Wow!
**[07:37] ---**
Hey, should we have lunch around about now?
**[07:40] ---**
Good idea!
**[07:42] ---**
Or, like, happy event?
**[07:44] ---**
Sis got up early to make this.
**[07:46] ---**
Fill up, you guys!
**[07:48] ---**
I gladly thank you!
**[07:49] ---**
I will open the snacks, too!
**[07:53] ---**
It's good!
***SIGN*** Keronet TV Shopping
° Just his imagination
**[07:58] ---**
This is better than anything!
**[08:01] ---**
You gotta grab it while you can!
**[08:03] ---**
The Bratterling's recital
will slim you down in no time!
***SIGN*** Product No. K66
My Recital!
Total price including tax 7,980 yen
° Shipping is extra
**[08:07] ---**
And if you act now, as a special bonus,
***SIGN*** Wow! One more ticket as a present!
**[08:10] ---**
you'll get another ticket
for no extra charge!
**[08:12] ---**
Don't let this opportunity pass you by!
***SIGN*** Now's your chance! "My Recital!" Now on sale cheap!!
***SIGN*** Growl
**[08:20] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[08:24] ---**
Delicious!
**[08:26] ---**
Yes!
**[08:29] ---**
Huh? You're not eating.
Don't you feel well?
**[08:33] ---**
N-No, I'm fine.
**[08:35] ---**
Yeah, I'm about to gorge myself here!
***SIGN*** Kenko
**[08:37] ---**
Giroro-senpai...
**[08:39] ---**
Giroro-dono...
**[08:42] ---**
Would anyone like a ticket?
**[08:44] ---**
Bratterling recital tickets for sale!
**[08:49] ---**
I'm cold...
**[08:51] ---**
Oh, I know. I'll burn the tickets to warm up.
**[08:59] ---**
Those are...
**[09:01] ---**
...my beloved Gundam models...
**[09:05] ---**
Gero?
**[09:08] ---**
If I could just sell these tickets...
***SIGN*** "My Recital!" Ticket Counter
**[09:13] ---**
City people...
**[09:15] ---**
...are cold.
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, crap! I forgot to bring an umbrella!
**[09:26] ---**
Leave it to me! I thought
something like this might...
**[09:30] ---**
What is it?
***SIGN*** The Three Rules of Outings
**[09:33] ---**
It's...
**[09:34] ---**
...Commander-dono's...
***SIGN*** The outing isn't over until you say "I'm home!" when you get back.
**[09:36] ---**
The outing isn't over until you
say "I'm home!" when you get back.
**[09:40] ---**
Let's have a good time, with everyone
getting along and no fighting.
***SIGN*** Notes
**[09:45] ---**
No fighting...
**[09:46] ---**
Everyone getting along...
**[09:48] ---**
Let's have a good time...
**[09:52] ---**
I'm sorry, Natsumi!
**[09:54] ---**
I remembered something I have to do!
My apologies, but don't wait up!
**[09:58] ---**
I am going with you!
**[09:59] ---**
Mois-dono, I leave the rest to you!
**[10:02] ---**
O-Okay.
**[10:03] ---**
Or, like, splitting apart?
**[10:05] ---**
Hey!
**[10:06] ---**
What about all the stuff
you're leaving behind?!
***SIGN*** "My Recital!" Ticket Counter
**[10:13] ---**
I can't go to them...
**[10:16] ---**
Even if I did go... Gero?
**[10:20] ---**
Giroro...
**[10:22] ---**
Didn't you go on the outing?
**[10:24] ---**
Without you, it wasn't...
**[10:27] ---**
...an outing!
**[10:29] ---**
Picnic!
**[10:32] ---**
What was that for?!
**[10:35] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** General Brat Alien "My Recital!"
**[10:36] ---**
Tickets on sale for half-price!
Buy 'em while they last!
**[10:39] ---**
Giroro...
**[10:41] ---**
Recital tickets for sale!
**[10:43] ---**
Tickets for sale!
**[10:45] ---**
Purchase them now!
**[10:51] ---**
Leave me in charge of sales.
**[10:54] ---**
I still have...
**[10:56] ---**
...a place to go home to!
**[10:58] ---**
I've never been so happy!
***SIGN*** "My Recital!" Ticket Counter
**[11:00] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[11:03] ---**
This is...
**[11:05] ---**
This is all because I bought those Zakrellos!
**[11:08] ---**
Don't apologize!
**[11:09] ---**
I was wrong for making you
sell tickets by yourself!
**[11:13] ---**
It is my fault, too!
**[11:15] ---**
I am sorry for leaving you out, Keroro-kun!
**[11:19] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[11:21] ---**
Our outing...
**[11:24] ---**
...isn't over!
**[11:26] ---**
Having a good time with everyone
getting along and no fighting...
**[11:31] ---**
The outing isn't over until you
say "I'm home!" when you get back!
**[11:37] ---**
L-Let me be a part of this,
my best buddies!
***SIGN*** Moved
**[11:47] ---**
And so, this passionate outing
of passionate men
**[11:50] ---**
lived on as a legend.
**[11:53] ---**
What kind of farce is this?
**[11:58] ---**
Sheesh...
***SIGN*** Special
Conference
**[12:07] ---**
And so, after the Keroro platoon became
somewhat pumped up by the outing...
**[12:11] ---**
This doesn't seem at all familiar...
**[12:14] ---**
I'm leaving it to you...
**[12:16] ---**
...Giroro and Tamama.
**[12:18] ---**
Yeah. You came to the right guy.
**[12:20] ---**
Yeah!
**[12:21] ---**
Your work rides on this mission.
***SIGN*** Top Secret
***SIGN*** Top Secret
**[12:30] ---**
Have we ever betrayed your trust?
**[12:35] ---**
Please count on us, Mr. Sergeant.
**[12:38] ---**
Let's go.
**[12:38] ---**
Right, Giro-san.
**[12:40] ---**
Oh! It's been a while since they've
actually worked on the invasion.
**[12:44] ---**
The outing ended in failure,
**[12:46] ---**
but I can make an impact with something
that will make everyone forget about it.
**[12:50] ---**
That's...
***SIGN*** Sukiyaki
**[12:52] ---**
...sukiyaki!
**[12:54] ---**
Huh? Has he totally forgotten that
he's supposed to be an invader?
**[12:55] ---**
Sukiyaki, sukiyaki!
**[12:57] ---**
Oh, what fun!
**[12:59] ---**
It's because the outing kind of fizzled out.
**[13:03] ---**
I'm going to regain my good name!
**[13:07] ---**
I can imagine just how happy Lady Natsumi
and her brother are going to be!
**[13:08] ---**
Yay! Sukiyaki!
**[13:12] ---**
Gero?
**[13:13] ---**
Come to think of it, I feel like
I'm forgetting something...
**[13:19] ---**
Keroro: The Sukiyaki of Love
and Sadness, Sir!
**[13:26] ---**
I just remembered what it is!
**[13:29] ---**
What have I done?!
**[13:31] ---**
I forgot something really important!
**[13:34] ---**
That's right. You've finally remembered.
The invasion, right?
**[13:39] ---**
I...
**[13:42] ---**
I...
***SIGN*** Shirataki Noodles
**[13:43] ---**
I forgot to ask them to
get shirataki noodles!
**[13:46] ---**
Shirataki noodles?
***SIGN*** Shirataki Noodlea
**[13:47] ---**
It's not sukiyaki without shirataki noodles!
**[13:51] ---**
That's right! It's like Zaku without a horn!
***SIGN*** Here
**[13:54] ---**
No, that's not quite it...
**[13:56] ---**
Like Ramba Ral without a mustache?
**[13:58] ---**
No, that's not the point...
**[14:00] ---**
This is no good!
**[14:02] ---**
At this rate...
**[14:06] ---**
Th-There aren't any shirataki noodles...
**[14:09] ---**
W-What...?
**[14:12] ---**
This is just cruel, Sarge.
**[14:14] ---**
You don't know the first thing
about sukiyaki, do you?
**[14:17] ---**
Gero...
**[14:19] ---**
I didn't forget to put it in on purpose!
***SIGN*** Shirataki Noodles
**[14:23] ---**
On purpose...
**[14:26] ---**
It's their fault!
***SIGN*** Shirataki Noodles
Shirataki Noodles
***SIGN*** Shirataki Noodles
Shirataki Noodles
**[14:27] ---**
Giroro, Tamama, remember!
**[14:30] ---**
A desperate time like this, and I forgot to
ask them to get the shirataki noodles...
**[14:34] ---**
He's hopeless.
***SIGN*** Value Pack
**[14:36] ---**
This is a good deal!
**[14:39] ---**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[14:41] ---**
Tamama, think about the situation here.
**[14:44] ---**
We have to be sharp.
**[14:46] ---**
That's a necessary part of our duty.
***SIGN*** Value Pack Wagyu
**[14:50] ---**
That meat's expensive!
**[14:52] ---**
4,890 yen for one pack!
**[14:55] ---**
That's over our budget!
**[14:57] ---**
That's okay.
**[14:59] ---**
We disappointed them with the outing.
**[15:02] ---**
This is how Keroro can atone.
**[15:06] ---**
Mr. Corporal...
**[15:08] ---**
That was moving...
**[15:10] ---**
It's only natural for a subordinate.
**[15:14] ---**
No help here, either.
***SIGN*** Say what?!
**[15:16] ---**
Say what?!
**[15:18] ---**
Y-You forgot to buy the shirataki noodles...
**[15:21] ---**
A-After all, they weren't on the list!
**[15:25] ---**
I forgot to write it.
**[15:27] ---**
But I was hoping you guys would remember.
***SIGN*** I was hoping you guys would remember...
**[15:32] ---**
I'm sorry, Keroro. What have I done?
**[15:34] ---**
I didn't receive your thought waves!
**[15:38] ---**
We forgot something even more
important than the meat!
**[15:42] ---**
You've forgotten the invasion,
which is even more important!
**[15:45] ---**
I'm back!
**[15:48] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[15:49] ---**
Natchi!
**[15:49] ---**
Natsumi!
**[15:52] ---**
What are you guys crying about?
**[15:54] ---**
It's a disaster! We forgot to buy
shirataki noodles!
**[15:59] ---**
Shirataki noodles?
**[16:01] ---**
As the commander here,
***SIGN*** The limited edition Zakrello he just bought
**[16:04] ---**
I'll have to take responsibility!
**[16:06] ---**
Wait, Keroro! It's my fault!
**[16:09] ---**
I'll have the good grace of a soldier...
**[16:12] ---**
Wait! What are you doing
over shirataki noodles?!
**[16:15] ---**
That's right, Sarge.
**[16:17] ---**
It's a sukiyaki party,
**[16:20] ---**
so let's all have fun eating together, okay?
**[16:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[16:24] ---**
That's right!
**[16:26] ---**
Certainly, enjoying the sukiyaki
is our top priority today.
**[16:30] ---**
Let's forget the shirataki noodle blunder
and just have a great time!
**[16:33] ---**
Right!
**[16:35] ---**
Like you've totally forgotten
about the invasion...
***SIGN*** Dokan!
**[16:39] ---**
Pardon me for being late!
**[16:41] ---**
We have fresh eggs!
**[16:44] ---**
Everyone, it's about time!
**[16:48] ---**
Or, like, wholly prepared?
**[16:50] ---**
Then let's enjoy the sukiyaki party
until we have the rice gruel,
**[16:55] ---**
and everyone is full!
**[16:56] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[17:00] ---**
Sukiyaki, eh?
***SIGN*** Sukiyaki party that won't be over 'til the udon noodles are eaten and everyone is full
**[17:03] ---**
Does everyone have a beaten egg?
**[17:06] ---**
Yes!
**[17:09] ---**
Well, then...
**[17:10] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[17:12] ---**
It's delicious!
**[17:14] ---**
The best!
**[17:16] ---**
This is some fine meat!
**[17:18] ---**
Here. This is for you, Giroro.
**[17:21] ---**
I appreciate it, Keroro.
**[17:24] ---**
This one's ready, too.
**[17:25] ---**
That was considerate, Giroro.
**[17:29] ---**
Thanks.
**[17:30] ---**
How nice it is to have good friends.
**[17:33] ---**
Or, like, happy household?
**[17:35] ---**
Come to think of it, where's Kululu?
**[17:37] ---**
Um, Kululu-senpai said he had something
to do today, so he cannot make it.
**[17:42] ---**
Tamama, it wouldn't do if we ran out
of meat, so get Kululu over here.
**[17:47] ---**
Roger!
**[17:49] ---**
I'll set aside a serving for Kululu.
**[17:52] ---**
Oh? For Kululu?
**[17:54] ---**
Even that curry-loving
son of a gun is my comrade.
**[17:57] ---**
If we only had shirataki noodles,
this would be perfect.
**[18:03] ---**
Sorry!
**[18:04] ---**
Forget what I just said!
**[18:07] ---**
You guys are something else.
**[18:09] ---**
I'll run over to the store and buy some.
**[18:12] ---**
Oh, no, you don't have
to do that, Lady Natsumi.
**[18:15] ---**
It's no trouble.
**[18:17] ---**
I'll be back soon.
**[18:19] ---**
I brought him!
**[18:23] ---**
Kululu, if you don't hurry up and eat,
you'll miss out on this tasty meat!
**[18:27] ---**
I set aside a portion for you, too.
**[18:31] ---**
Boring...
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[18:33] ---**
This is boring!
***SIGN*** Kululu Curry Mild
**[18:36] ---**
Ta-daa! My special Kululu curry! Mild flavor!
**[18:39] ---**
Hey, Kululu...
**[18:41] ---**
He dumped it in!
**[18:44] ---**
And now the meat...
**[18:46] ---**
That meat was expensive!
**[18:48] ---**
Do not rain on this party!
***SIGN*** Kyaaaaa!
**[18:54] ---**
M-My secret stash of money!
**[18:57] ---**
Is it ready or not?
Let's taste it and find out!
**[19:03] ---**
It was ready!
**[19:07] ---**
I've always hated sukiyaki.
**[19:10] ---**
That sucked.
**[19:12] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Ah...
**[19:22] ---**
This happened because you told me
to bring him over, Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:26] ---**
What, you're saying this is my fault?!
**[19:30] ---**
Giroro's the one who set the meat out!
**[19:32] ---**
That's got nothing to do with it!
**[19:34] ---**
This is your responsibility, Commander!
**[19:37] ---**
You always try to foist responsibility
on me at a time like this!
**[19:40] ---**
Tamama's the one who
actually brought him over!
**[19:43] ---**
Quit trying to lay the blame on me!
**[19:50] ---**
Come on, don't fight!
**[19:52] ---**
Everyone, calm...
***SIGN*** Slump
**[19:54] ---**
...down...
**[19:56] ---**
Or, like, "bring it on"?
**[19:58] ---**
Cut it out! That hurts!
**[20:00] ---**
You cut it out!
**[20:05] ---**
All of you, stop it!
**[20:11] ---**
I'm back!
**[20:13] ---**
I bought the shiratake noodles
you just had to have...
***SIGN*** Crash Rattle Shriek Shatter Snap
**[20:17] ---**
What's all the noise about?
***SIGN*** Sukiyaki party that won't be over 'til the udon noodles are eaten and everyone is full
**[20:20] ---**
Y-You...
**[20:23] ---**
What happened while I was out buying noodles?
**[20:28] ---**
This has finally gotten interesting.
**[20:30] ---**
W-What the heck are you doing?!
**[20:33] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[20:35] ---**
N-Needless to say, it's... complicated.
**[20:39] ---**
Sorry, Sis. I tried to stop them, but...
**[20:44] ---**
I was an idiot for trusting them
even for a moment.
**[20:48] ---**
You invaders never should have
made sukiyaki to begin with!
**[20:52] ---**
Gero? Lady Natsumi, what did you just say?
**[20:55] ---**
I said you should never have made
sukiyaki to begin with!
**[20:58] ---**
No, um, b-before that...
**[21:01] ---**
Invaders like you...
**[21:06] ---**
Tama?
**[21:08] ---**
He's out cold.
**[21:09] ---**
That's it!
***SIGN*** Invasion Invasion Invasion Invasion
**[21:14] ---**
That's it! That's right!
**[21:16] ---**
The important thing that you forgot!
**[21:19] ---**
That word makes me nostalgic!
**[21:22] ---**
Us without an invasion is like
an Amuro Ray that's not a new type.
**[21:26] ---**
No, it's like Sayla-san
without any blood ties!
**[21:30] ---**
Anyway, this is no time for us
to be fighting each other!
**[21:33] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Mobile Infantry
**[21:36] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
***SIGN*** Assault Trooper
**[21:39] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
***SIGN*** Strategy and Communications Staff Officer
**[21:42] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
***SIGN*** Assassin
**[21:44] ---**
The Keroro platoon! We'd forgotten
all about the invasion of Pekopon...
***SIGN*** Congratulations! The Invasion is On Again!
**[21:48] ---**
...but now we're back on it!
***SIGN*** 58th Planet in the Toad Nebula Space Invasion Forces Advance Team Special Forces
**[21:49] ---**
And so, our feelings are also refreshed...
Huh? Should we say it?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero... Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 4
**[21:56] ---**
Resonance x 4!
**[21:59] ---**
Sarge...
**[22:01] ---**
Crap...
**[22:02] ---**
In short, Sergeant Keroro and his soldiers
finally remembered the invasion!
**[22:06] ---**
Their invasion of Pekopon has begun again!
**[22:11] ---**
But before that...
**[22:14] ---**
...clean up after yourselves!
**[22:16] ---**
Sure, sure, whatever you say.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
***SIGN*** Congratulations A return to invasion meetings Giroro
***SIGN*** Character Show
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
***SIGN*** To Keroro-kun Japaraizer Q Japasilver
**[23:54] ---**
I'm good at all sports. I can do anything,
even go on all the rides.
**[23:58] ---**
I'm that charming popular green fellow
with shoe-button eyes.
***SIGN*** Copyright
Character
**[24:01] ---**
I guess green really is a lucky color!
***SIGN*** Banana Peel
**[24:05] ---**
That aside, I make my debut as a stunt man!
***SIGN*** Character that doesn't stand out
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Stage Play Script Final Version
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: The Keroro Show, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Starring: Dororo Supporting Role 1: Keroro-dono
**[24:11] ---**
"Fuyuki & Chiruyo: The Return of KGS, sir!"
***SIGN*** Notes
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E138 - Keroro: The Keroro Show, Sir! / Fuyuki & Chiruyo: KGS Once Again, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P4XZ/keroro-the-keroro-show-sir--fuyuki--chiruyo-kgs-once-again-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
So! What is Sergeant Keroro doing today?
***SIGN*** Jabariser Q Character Show New Glittering Hero Jaba Silver Joins The Fight!!
**[01:35] ---**
*Jabariser Q* Character Show?
**[01:38] ---**
It was amazing! A new character
appeared today, Jaba Silver, sir!
***SIGN*** Jabariser Q Character Show
**[01:42] ---**
I had my photo taken with him!
***SIGN*** To Keroro-kun Jabariser Q Jaba Silver ☆
**[01:44] ---**
And I got Jaba Silver's autograph!
**[01:47] ---**
Hey, Sarge...
**[01:49] ---**
Maybe it's weird for me to be
worried about this, but...
**[01:51] ---**
Kero? What is it, sir?
**[01:54] ---**
You haven't invaded in ages...
are you going to be okay?
**[01:57] ---**
I-Invasion...
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[02:01] ---**
He just came right out and said the thing
I was trying not to think about!
**[02:07] ---**
Keroro: The Keroro Show, Sir!
***SIGN*** Meeting
in Progress
***SIGN*** Celebrating Resuming
Invasion Meetings
- Giroro
**[02:13] ---**
Which is why...
**[02:15] ---**
...for the first time in a while, we're going to
hold a Pekopon invasion strategy meeting, sir!
***SIGN*** Long-Forgotten
Invasion Meeting
**[02:19] ---**
We've had plenty of rest recently, so
let's pump out those invasion ideas, sir!
**[02:23] ---**
Yeah!!
**[02:24] ---**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** Three hours, forty-five minutes pass
***SIGN*** Long-Forgotten
Invasion Meeting
***SIGN*** Idea Drought
**[02:31] ---**
Idea drought!
**[02:33] ---**
Sarge! I brought you some snacks!
**[02:36] ---**
M-M-Master Fuyuki...
**[02:38] ---**
We can't think of any invasion
ideas at all, sir...
**[02:42] ---**
I guess I've lost the knack,
**[02:44] ---**
or lost my invasion sense or something.
**[02:46] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, it must be the snacks.
**[02:49] ---**
It is because there are no snacks!
**[02:51] ---**
Ah! Snacks!
**[02:58] ---**
Imbecile!
**[02:59] ---**
As we all know, invasions require
subjugation by direct military force!
**[03:08] ---**
The first person
you'll be fighting is Natsumi.
**[03:11] ---**
Um, if I may be permitted
to state my opinion...
**[03:14] ---**
Let's destroy it all!
**[03:16] ---**
For the sake of my beloved Uncle!
**[03:18] ---**
Beloved Uncle?! Screw you!
***SIGN*** So jealous You're mean... How nice... I wish I could, too... Me, too... Always you... Why do you always get...
**[03:21] ---**
Taste my Jealousy Shot!!
***SIGN*** Long-Forgotten Invasion Meeting
***SIGN*** Over
**[03:40] ---**
In a marvelous chain reaction,
everyone was torpedoed!
***SIGN*** Torpedoed
**[03:44] ---**
You guys all have such funny characters.
**[03:47] ---**
I agree heartily.
**[03:50] ---**
If only their intense characters
could be put to better use.
**[03:56] ---**
Dororo-kun!
**[03:57] ---**
That idea is accepted, sir!
***SIGN*** Merchandising
Establishing Characters
Ton of Profit
Copyright Industry
**[04:00] ---**
Now is the time for us to compete
using our characters, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Character Show You Too Can Shake Hands With An Invader © Keroro Productions
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Character Show You Too Can Shake Hands With An Invader © Keroro Productions
***SIGN*** Fukudaya
**[04:12] ---**
"Keroro?"
**[04:13] ---**
Laaame.
**[04:14] ---**
Just a knockoff of *Captain Geroro,* isn't it?
**[04:16] ---**
That stupid frog... He's
plotting something weird again!
***SIGN*** © Keroro Productions
**[04:28] ---**
So, like, single printing?
**[04:31] ---**
Tch... darn it!
**[04:32] ---**
Our character show is tomorrow!
**[04:35] ---**
Giving it that extra push tonight
will make all the difference!
**[04:37] ---**
Then make yourself busy!
**[04:40] ---**
It arrived!
**[04:45] ---**
These... aren't colored...
**[04:48] ---**
Ah, they said to paint them over here!
**[04:51] ---**
I ordered them from the Jabariser factory
specifically, and this is what I...
**[04:54] ---**
This is because you asked me
**[04:56] ---**
to talk them down from
a million yen each to a third of the price.
***SIGN*** © Keroro Productions
**[05:00] ---**
You dumbo! Know how far you can haggle!
**[05:03] ---**
I-I-It was still better
than importing them, sir!
**[05:06] ---**
P-Private Tamama, paint them on the double!
**[05:09] ---**
Me?!
**[05:10] ---**
Now you listen!
**[05:11] ---**
This plan is about selling our
Keroro Platoon as characters!
***SIGN*** Charming Characters Explosively Popular
**[05:16] ---**
With our charm, we'll be explosively popular!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
© Keroro Productions
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon © Keroro Productions
**[05:21] ---**
The Pekoponians will go wild and buy the
heck out of our Keroro Platoon goods,
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon ① Funniest in the Universe Over 10,000,010,000 Copies Sold! Super Popular!! Opening pages in color
**[05:25] ---**
and then we'll get comics and an anime,
and get on the cover of *Shonen Alpha,*
**[05:29] ---**
and the first-edition copies of our DVDs
will be a huge hit and sell out!
**[05:32] ---**
And then the money will just roll in.
A grand strategy of circled Cs and pure profit!
***SIGN*** © Keroro Productions
**[05:38] ---**
It'll be "© Keroro Productions!"
**[05:40] ---**
I don't get what "circled C" means...
***SIGN*** © Captain Geroro Production Committee
**[05:45] ---**
This!
**[05:47] ---**
You just need one of these, and for some
reason you make money hand over fist!
**[05:52] ---**
A big circled C for "cash"!
**[05:54] ---**
The circled C!
**[05:56] ---**
Uh. That's wrong...
***SIGN*** © Keroro Productions
**[05:58] ---**
And on the day of our victory...
**[06:01] ---**
We will be "invaders, yet popular," sir!
**[06:04] ---**
The fangirls will be all like,
"Invade me, too!" It'll be huge!
***SIGN***
That Idol, On A
Heart-Pounding Date
With An Invader?!
***SIGN*** Explosively popular in the
streets right now are the
invaders from space.
They have finally
started invading into
even girls' hearts.
We have managed to
get a couple's shot
of one of the invaders
with that certain idol,
often the subject
of this magazine!
What a lucky pair they are!
**[06:08] ---**
And we'll go out with celebrity idols
or something and appear on talk shows!
***SIGN***
Natsumi, On A
Heart-Pounding Date
With Giroro?!
***SIGN*** Explosively popular in the
streets right now is
Giroro from space.
He has finally
started invading into
even girls' hearts.
We have managed to
get a couple's shot
of Giroro
with Natsumi,
often the subject
of this magazine!
What a lucky pair they are!
**[06:13] ---**
Of course, the general public
will be fair game, too!
**[06:17] ---**
Get painting!
**[06:18] ---**
Okay...!
**[06:21] ---**
My honorable leader,
I have brought the script...
**[06:24] ---**
Wh-Where's my costume?
***SIGN*** © Keroro Productions
**[06:27] ---**
Yours?
**[06:28] ---**
There isn't one.
**[06:29] ---**
What?!
**[06:30] ---**
I mean... I placed the orders based
on the characters who'll stand out.
**[06:34] ---**
S-Stand out?
**[06:36] ---**
Never mind that. Did you finish the script?
***SIGN*** Character doesn't stand out.
**[06:40] ---**
I... I knew it, I have no presence!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Stage Script
© Keroro Productions
**[06:43] ---**
You are so mean!!
***SIGN*** Scriptwriter: Absconded!!
**[06:45] ---**
Scriptwriter: Absconded!
**[06:47] ---**
Wa-Wait! What about the script?!
**[06:49] ---**
The show's tomorrow!
**[06:51] ---**
Gero? Oh, it's here!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Stage Script © Keroro Productions ( Final Manuscript ) by Dororo
***SIGN*** Lead Part: Dororo Supporting Role 1: Keroro-dono Supporting Role 2: Giroro-dono Supporting Role 3: Tamama-dono Presented by: Mois-dono
***SIGN*** Lead Part: Dororo Supporting Role 1: Keroro-dono
**[06:54] ---**
"Lead Part: Dororo?"
**[06:56] ---**
Worthless.
**[06:57] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[07:00] ---**
Are we meant to be the ones
wearing these costumes?
**[07:02] ---**
Yeah, I mean, you've gotta
have the real people...
**[07:04] ---**
These are Pekoponian-sized!
**[07:07] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:08] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:09] ---**
Can't wait for tomorrow.
***SIGN*** © Keroro Productions Keroro Platoon Character Show
**[07:17] ---**
And so, the next day.
***SIGN*** The next day
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Merchandise Shop
© Keroro Productions
**[07:20] ---**
You sure you want to be lending
a hand to the invasion plan?
**[07:24] ---**
Well, I'm, you know, a space diplomat.
***SIGN*** Space Diplomat
**[07:27] ---**
I have to know the people I'm dealing with.
**[07:29] ---**
Ah, so you do.
**[07:31] ---**
Hello, friends! There are so many people here!
Thank you all for coming!
**[07:35] ---**
Come on, why don't you all
give me a nice, cheerful greeting?
**[07:38] ---**
Hello!
**[07:43] ---**
What?! You sent a letter
of challenge to Viper?!
**[07:46] ---**
You've gotta have an enemy.
**[07:48] ---**
You'll be on stage and wearing a costume!
**[07:50] ---**
You plan to go all-out
against Viper like that?!
**[07:52] ---**
Eh, it'll work out somehow!
**[07:54] ---**
I am finished!
**[08:00] ---**
Wh... What is this...
**[08:03] ---**
Our popularity will explode
if we go out in these!
**[08:05] ---**
I... I can't.
**[08:07] ---**
We'll have to abort...
**[08:10] ---**
Okay, let's all call him out!
**[08:13] ---**
Sergeant Keroro!
**[08:14] [SONG] ---**
3, 2, 1, Fire!
**[08:20] ---**
Kerorin!
**[08:20] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero! Forward ho!
**[08:23] ---**
Laaaame!
**[08:24] ---**
You've gotta be kidding.
**[08:24] [SONG] ---**
To conquer Earth!
**[08:25] ---**
Heh heh heh. This is merely
my temporary identity, sir.
**[08:27] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[08:28] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[08:29] ---**
In actuality, I am...
**[08:31] ---**
...an invader for justice...
Sergeant Keroro!
**[08:34] [SONG] ---**
"Attenshun! Grit your eyes!!"
**[08:35] ---**
And...
**[08:37] ---**
H-Hey.
**[08:38] [SONG] ---**
I forgot to cook rice for the curry!
**[08:39] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro.
**[08:43] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[08:43] ---**
Anyway, salute!
**[08:44] ---**
H-Huh...?
**[08:47] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[08:49] ---**
Whoa, they frickin' fell over...
**[08:50] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[08:51] ---**
What wimps!
**[08:53] ---**
Ooh! They think it's funny!
Corporal Giroro, Corporal Giroro!
**[08:53] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[08:57] ---**
Good pratfall, sir!
**[08:59] ---**
Keep with this line.
We'll lower the enemy's guard, sir!
**[09:00] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[09:02] [SONG] ---**
Raise our voices high in a victory cheer.
**[09:02] ---**
O-Okay...
**[09:07] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[09:09] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[09:10] ---**
So dumb!
**[09:12] ---**
I-Is this... acceptable?!
**[09:14] [SONG] ---**
Today marks "the first year
of the Keroro era"!
**[09:15] ---**
So what in the world will happen next?
**[09:18] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[09:19] ---**
Oh, but before that,
let's call in some backup!
**[09:22] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[09:22] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[09:25] ---**
Yes!
**[09:27] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[09:27] ---**
Sorry to keep you all waiting!
**[09:30] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[09:31] ---**
Oh, he's kinda cute!
**[09:33] ---**
First place in the character
popularity polls is mine.
**[09:34] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[09:40] ---**
Oh! Is this the mean-spirited attack
of an unknown enemy?!
**[09:43] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** As I am returning to the country today, I find myself unable to respond to your challenge. - Some Viper
**[09:44] ---**
As I am returning to the country today, I find
myself unable to respond to your challenge.
**[09:48] ---**
Some Viper.
**[09:50] ---**
Gero! He's not coming?!
**[09:52] ---**
Wh-What do we do?
**[09:54] ---**
You stupid frogs!
**[10:01] ---**
Gero?! L-Lady Natsumi!
**[10:04] ---**
What stupid thing are you doing here
instead of cleaning the house?!
**[10:07] ---**
Gero!
**[10:08] ---**
Ah... Sis...
**[10:10] ---**
I thought this might happen, so I...
**[10:20] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[10:26] ---**
Thank you, Kululu!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[10:30] ---**
My work is perfect.
**[10:32] ---**
I see thy true form!
Natsumi Viper, minion of evil!
**[10:37] ---**
I will bring you to justice, to justice!
**[10:39] ---**
To justi—
**[10:40] ---**
Making me look like this...
**[10:42] ---**
This stupid joke ends here!
**[10:47] ---**
And this cheap-looking stage!
**[10:54] ---**
Natsumi! You finally share my love for guns?!
**[10:57] ---**
Not in a million years, you gun freak!
**[11:03] ---**
That's great!
**[11:04] ---**
So cool!
**[11:07] ---**
T-Too great, sir...
**[11:19] ---**
Natsumi! Natsumi!
**[11:20] ---**
The Keroro Platoon character show...
***SIGN*** Finished
© Keroro Productions
**[11:23] ---**
...thus concluded!
***SIGN*** A few days later
**[11:27] ---**
And then, a few days later.
***SIGN*** Confectionery & Sundries
**[11:32] ---**
It's you! Natsumi Viper!
**[11:34] ---**
What are you doing here instead
of cleaning the house?!
**[11:36] ---**
Ah, gero!
**[11:37] ---**
It looks like it's popular...
**[11:40] ---**
Geez... thanks to those stupid frogs, I can't
go out for the time being without a disguise!
**[11:44] ---**
Umm, Lady Natsumi?
**[11:47] ---**
Can I have the © on Natsumi Viper...
**[11:51] ---**
Will you just stop?!
**[11:53] ---**
©!
***SIGN*** Character Show
**[11:55] ---**
Their first invasion strategy in a while...
**[11:57] ---**
...didn't work! Surprised?
**[12:10] ---**
We're going back in time a bit,
**[12:11] ---**
to just before the sergeant's show
was about to begin.
***SIGN*** Merchandise Shop
***SIGN*** Submenu Take Photo Zoom
**[12:17] ---**
Fuyuki-kun.
**[12:19] ---**
Yamaura. You keep watch over
Hinata Fuyuki.
**[12:22] ---**
G-Got it.
**[12:24] ---**
Tsukigami, let's go.
**[12:26] ---**
Roger.
**[12:28] ---**
Do you remember them? They are
Kissho Academy's newspaper club,
**[12:32] ---**
KGS!
***SIGN*** KGS
**[12:35] ---**
Hey! Will you get a move on?
**[12:37] ---**
Th-This is a truly difficult
costume to put on, sir.
**[12:41] ---**
G-Gero!
***SIGN*** Submenu Take Photo Zoom
**[12:44] ---**
Did you get that?!
**[12:50] ---**
Fuyuki & Chiruyo: KGS Once Again, Sir!
**[12:58] ---**
I'll get a sample from them... one of their
hairs or leg hairs or something!
**[13:02] ---**
They don't have any.
**[13:04] ---**
We'd better pull out already.
**[13:06] ---**
Not yet!
**[13:07] ---**
I'll smash it to bits!
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
**[13:14] ---**
Oh no! Let's get out of here!
**[13:17] ---**
Right!
**[13:19] ---**
Okay, nice! We've got ourselves a scoop!
***SIGN*** KGS News
**[13:22] ---**
But it was scary, just like I thought.
**[13:25] ---**
I-It's no good, Desk!
**[13:27] ---**
They're not in a single one!
**[13:28] ---**
What?!
**[13:30] ---**
There must have been some
jamming waves or something!
**[13:32] ---**
Another failure?!
**[13:33] ---**
This was a fantastic piece that could have
rocketed our sold copies back up in an instant!
**[13:38] ---**
It seems that we have some
nuisances sniffing around us.
**[13:44] ---**
I think I'm losing my confidence
as an invader, sir.
**[13:47] ---**
It's okay.
**[13:49] ---**
Or, like, massive ego?
**[13:51] ---**
Gero? Chiruyo Memo? Who was that again?
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
**[13:55] ---**
Ah! I think she was that glasses girl from
the newspaper club who tried to investigate us!
**[14:00] ---**
Ah, her!
**[14:03] ---**
Let's see, let's see. "I am
Tsukigami Chiruyo of KGS."
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
**[14:06] ---**
"I have snuck into a suspicious
stage show and am currently observing."
**[14:09] ---**
"The Froglings kept by the Hinata family seem
to have migrated to Earth to find work,
**[14:13] ---**
and are penniless aliens who always mess up."
**[14:16] ---**
What did she say?!
**[14:18] ---**
You may be penniless,
Mr. Sergeant, but I am not.
**[14:23] ---**
These Froglings are clumsy and pitiful,
**[14:26] ---**
We're friends!
**[14:26] ---**
so they have Fuyuki-kun to look after them.
**[14:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is truly great.
I want to guard his secret.
**[14:33] ---**
Hey, what the heck?!
***SIGN*** © Keroro Productions
**[14:39] ---**
I've never read such misguided nonsense!
**[14:41] ---**
This is defamation of character
directed at our Keroro Platoon!
**[14:44] ---**
If we leave this unchecked,
it will scar our names as invaders!
**[14:48] ---**
Ah, yes, you're an invader. I almost forgot!
***SIGN*** An Invader, Lest We Forget
***SIGN*** Submenu Take Photo Zoom
***SIGN*** Erasing
**[14:53] ---**
Sorry, Desk.
**[14:55] ---**
These have to be erased.
**[14:57] ---**
It's for Fuyuki-kun.
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo
**[15:03] ---**
I'm a woman who only ever writes memos.
**[15:05] ---**
But... someday, I'm sure,
Fuyuki-kun and I will...
**[15:12] ---**
Haha. Chatting via a memo pad
is kind of fun, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Haha. Chatting via a memo pad is kind of fun, isn't it? - Fuyuki
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Yes.
**[15:20] ---**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Your handwriting is very pretty. - Fuyuki
**[15:21] ---**
Your handwriting is very pretty.
**[15:28] ---**
Pretty. Pretty. Pretty.
**[15:31] ---**
You're pretty.
**[15:33] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[15:34] ---**
I have to jot down the image
I just got before I forget...
**[15:37] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[15:39] ---**
It's not here... It's not here...
**[15:41] ---**
It's gone! My memo pad number two thousand
six hundred seventy-three is goooone!
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
**[15:47] ---**
Bah! And so!
**[15:49] ---**
I think I want to teach this Chiruyo girl
a little about how fearsome we can be, sir!
**[15:53] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[15:54] ---**
Ooh!
**[15:55] ---**
I have the perfect thing for intimidation.
**[16:03] ---**
Let's do this.
**[16:04] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[16:07] ---**
Stupid frog, you've rui—
**[16:09] ---**
Oh, he's not here...
**[16:11] ---**
Maybe he's in the secret base?
**[16:13] ---**
That pain in the neck. I'll give him
what-for when I find him.
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
**[16:17] ---**
Huh?
**[16:18] ---**
Is this Tsukigami-san's memo pad?
**[16:21] ---**
Why is it here?
**[16:23] ---**
Oh, well! I'll give it back to her tomorrow.
***SIGN*** The following morning
**[16:28] ---**
And the following morning.
**[16:30] ---**
I can't believe I'd lose such an important
memo pad! Please, please be in the club room!
**[16:35] ---**
Excuse me!
**[16:36] ---**
Ah... Maybe I was too early...
**[16:40] ---**
Let me just leave it here.
**[16:44] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Why is Fuyuki-kun here?
***SIGN*** KGS News
Past Issues
BOX
**[16:47] ---**
Tsukigami-san! Um...
**[16:51] ---**
What's this?!
**[16:53] ---**
We're not even in the
science lab on a Saturday!
**[17:00] ---**
What is this place?
**[17:07] ---**
Wh-What?
**[17:08] ---**
I wonder what's...
**[17:13] ---**
Kinutalaboratory!
**[17:16] ---**
Could you guys...
**[17:18] ---**
...have some relation to the ancient ruins
said to have come out of the ground
**[17:22] ---**
when the block of flats behind T Productions
in Setagaya was destroyed?!
**[17:25] ---**
Incomprehensible.
***SIGN*** Incomprehensible
**[17:27] ---**
Visualeffects!
**[17:35] ---**
Tsukigami-san!
**[17:37] ---**
Run away!
**[17:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... My hand...
**[17:41] ---**
He's holding my...
***SIGN*** Space Leeches
**[17:44] ---**
Space leeches!
**[17:46] ---**
This way!
**[17:47] ---**
Dali...
***SIGN*** Super Darii
**[17:48] ---**
Super Dali!
**[17:49] ---**
This way!
**[17:50] ---**
Space Cerberus!
***SIGN*** Space Cerberus
**[17:54] ---**
We're doomed!
**[17:57] ---**
Honestly!
**[17:59] ---**
Just because I scorched
a T-shirt with an iron
**[18:01] ---**
doesn't mean she has to push
all this laundry on me!
**[18:03] ---**
Lady Natsumi is the worst!
**[18:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:06] ---**
Gero?
**[18:07] ---**
We have been waiting for you!
**[18:08] ---**
We already caught two in it.
**[18:12] ---**
I bet two of those newspaper club twerps
both fell in the trap at the same time, sir!
**[18:16] ---**
Maybe.
**[18:17] ---**
Gerori.
**[18:18] ---**
I imagine they're crying and screaming at
the sheer horror unfolding down there, sir!
**[18:23] ---**
And then we'll appear
in the middle of it all,
**[18:25] ---**
mow down the monsters in an instant,
**[18:28] ---**
and show 'em the greatness and
fearsomeness of our Keroro Platoon.
**[18:34] ---**
And brag about it, sir!
**[18:38] ---**
Move out!
**[18:46] ---**
That's...
**[18:49] ---**
Juwa!
**[18:50] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:51] ---**
Help us, Sarge!
**[18:53] ---**
Gero?! Why is Master Fuyuki here?!
**[18:55] ---**
B-But...
**[18:57] ---**
Master Fuyuki... I'll apologize a lot
afterwards, so please forgive me.
**[19:00] ---**
All for the sake of scaring the crap
out of that glasses girl!
**[19:04] ---**
Let's get them!
**[19:06] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:10] ---**
Gero?
**[19:10] ---**
Sis?
**[19:15] ---**
A-Are you okay, Natsumi?
**[19:17] ---**
Yeah. I'm okay.
**[19:19] ---**
Giroro?
**[19:20] ---**
W-What?!
**[19:22] ---**
Don't move...
**[19:24] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[19:28] ---**
You have mud... on your face.
**[19:30] ---**
Natsumi...
**[19:36] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Large Prop
**[19:36] ---**
Gero?
**[19:39] ---**
Pack it in!
**[19:41] ---**
How dare you use my combat library
for your own purposes!
**[19:44] ---**
Corporal! What do you mean,
combat library?
**[19:47] ---**
Uh, my past battles, digitized
and saved for research purposes.
**[19:52] ---**
So... those monsters just now were data?
**[19:56] ---**
Then what about the part where you
were digging potatoes with Sis?
**[19:57] ---**
Don't move...
**[19:59] ---**
You didn't tell me you had
that data recorded.
**[20:00] ---**
Don't move...
**[20:03] ---**
N-N-Natsumi, too, is an enemy
who must be defeated someday.
**[20:03] ---**
Don't move...
**[20:05] ---**
Don't move...
**[20:06] ---**
I had a duty to record it and research it.
**[20:08] ---**
I definitely do not think that is why.
**[20:08] ---**
Don't move...
**[20:10] ---**
Don't move...
**[20:11] ---**
Shut up shut up shut up!
**[20:14] ---**
Laugh it off, laugh it off!
**[20:16] ---**
My butt's itchy!
**[20:17] ---**
What on Earth is this?
**[20:19] ---**
Ahh! This is the perfect time!
**[20:21] ---**
Here.
***SIGN*** Banana Peel
**[20:22] ---**
Banana peel!
**[20:23] ---**
Go!
**[20:27] ---**
How're y'all doin'?
**[20:30] ---**
This is the sergeant's pleasure—
no, his pitiable and inescapable nature!
**[20:34] ---**
For some reason,
I feel I have to step on it!
**[20:40] ---**
What?!
**[20:41] ---**
Gero!
**[20:46] ---**
Best way to lighten the mood.
**[20:48] ---**
Are you a comedian?
***SIGN*** Comedian
**[20:51] ---**
A comedian...?
**[20:53] ---**
Well, using the combat library...
**[20:56] ---**
...might have been going a bit far.
**[20:58] ---**
Geez, you aren't kidding.
That's not funny, you know!
***SIGN*** Funny
**[21:03] ---**
Funny?
**[21:04] ---**
Anyway, I'm not a clumsy,
pitiful, penniless alien!
**[21:09] ---**
Y-You read my memo pad?!
**[21:11] ---**
Give it back!
**[21:12] ---**
We're invaders, ma'am!
**[21:15] ---**
Give it back, you...!
**[21:18] ---**
Fuyuki-dono.
**[21:20] ---**
I require it returned!
**[21:22] ---**
Tsukigami-san.
***SIGN*** Chiruyo Memo No. 2673
**[21:25] ---**
D-Did you look inside?
**[21:28] ---**
Don't be silly! I wouldn't look.
**[21:31] ---**
R-Right...
**[21:32] ---**
By the way, about Sarge and the others...
**[21:35] ---**
It's okay.
**[21:37] ---**
I know. I'll definitely keep your secret.
**[21:41] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:43] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:45] ---**
Erasing her memory appears unnecessary.
**[21:48] ---**
I... feel dissatisfied, sir.
**[21:50] ---**
You do?! What about me, you nincompoop?!
**[21:53] ---**
I can see time!
**[21:55] ---**
I have finally learned the truth.
**[21:58] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is trying to turn these monstrous
aliens into respectable comedians.
**[22:04] ---**
I want to watch over his great work.
**[22:07] ---**
And... someday, I'm sure...
**[22:12] ---**
I'm sure...
***SIGN*** Froggan Comedianization Memo
**[22:13] ---**
It seems that ultimately Sarge and
the others turned into comedians.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
I am 556!
**[23:53] ---**
On my bike with no saddle,
today I will race to the end of the universe!
**[24:00] ---**
Pedaling while standing is the best!
**[24:02] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry my brother
has so much energy even when he's got a cold!
**[24:06] ---**
Never mind that!
I actually forgot 556 can talk.
**[24:10] ---**
"556: Inner-Tokyo is a Man's Battlefield, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
It's a two-parter! How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E139 - 556: Inner-Tokyo is a Man's Battlefield, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9VPQ/556-inner-tokyo-is-a-mans-battlefield-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:32] ---**
December has a traditional
Japanese name: "Shiwasu."
***SIGN*** Shiwasu
**[01:35] ---**
It means "the time of year that is so busy
even the teachers run around," but...
***SIGN*** Station Road Shopping District
**[01:41] ---**
...here, we have one man who is far
from busy, even in this month.
***SIGN*** We have detectives!! Space Detective 556 Conscientious Pricing! Deferred Payment Okay!
**[01:50] ---**
Come on!
***SIGN*** We have detectives!! Space Detective 556 Conscientious Pricing! Deferred Payment Okay! End of Year Sale!!
**[01:52] ---**
Does anyone need a detective?
***SIGN*** We have detectives!!
Space Detective 556
Conscientious Pricing!
Deferred Payment Okay!
End of Year Sale!!
**[01:54] ---**
If you're in any trouble, please just
wander over and have a little chat!
**[01:58] ---**
We'll solve your case in no time!
**[02:00] ---**
We're having a special
end-of-year sale right now!
**[02:05] ---**
Does anyone need a detective?
**[02:08] ---**
If you're in any trouble, please just
wander over and have a little chat!
**[02:14] ---**
556: Inner-Tokyo is a Man's Battlefield, Sir!
**[02:20] ---**
Does anyone need a detective?
**[02:22] ---**
If you're in any trouble, please just
wander over and have a little chat!
**[02:26] ---**
We'll solve your case in no time!
**[02:29] ---**
We're having a special
end-of-year sale right now!
**[02:34] ---**
Does anyone...
**[02:37] ---**
...need a detective...
**[02:39] ---**
...need a detective...
**[02:53] ---**
Achoo!!
***SIGN*** We have detectives!!
Space Detective 556
Conscientious Pricing!
Deferred Payment Okay!
End of Year Sale!!
**[02:56] ---**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** Safety First
No Entry Except For
Authorized Personnel
**[03:02] ---**
B-Brother...
**[03:06] ---**
Lavie!
**[03:09] ---**
Brother...
**[03:13] ---**
Thank you.
**[03:13] ---**
Achoo!!
***SIGN*** We have detectives!! Space Detective 556 Conscientious Pricing! Deferred Payment Okay! End of Year Sale!!
**[03:16] ---**
Does anyone need a detective?
**[03:19] ---**
If you're in any trouble, please just
wander over and have a little chat!
**[03:23] ---**
We'll solve your case in no time!
**[03:27] ---**
Achoo!!
**[03:28] ---**
Brother!
**[03:30] ---**
I'm sorry... I made you
catch a cold for me...
**[03:35] ---**
This is nothing!
**[03:40] ---**
Hey... Could you find my Alan?
**[03:47] ---**
Lavie! We have a case!!
**[03:49] ---**
Yes!
**[03:54] ---**
So Alan is a cat...
***SIGN*** Alan ♂ 12 Years Old
**[03:58] ---**
You're a detective, right, mister?
**[04:00] ---**
You help people in trouble?
**[04:03] ---**
Then... please find my Alan...
**[04:06] ---**
This is all the money I have...
**[04:10] ---**
Wh-What do you want to do, brother?
**[04:13] ---**
Mmm...
**[04:15] ---**
This... won't be enough, will it...
**[04:19] ---**
Okay!
**[04:20] ---**
I'm on the case!!
**[04:24] ---**
100 yen... That's really enough?
**[04:29] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[04:30] ---**
I, Space Detective 556,
will find your Alan without fail!
**[04:35] ---**
It's a promise between men!
**[04:38] ---**
Yeah! Thank you, mister!
**[04:44] ---**
Congratulations! Your first client,
after your third year of searching!
**[04:46] ---**
Even I, the narrator, am happy for him!
***SIGN*** 556 Detective Agency
**[04:49] ---**
Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Bzzzzzzzzz
**[05:11] ---**
Here?!
**[05:15] ---**
Here?!
**[05:18] ---**
HERE?!
**[05:24] ---**
Do you know this cat?!
**[05:27] ---**
Achoo!
**[05:29] ---**
Mommy...
**[05:30] ---**
Don't look at him.
**[05:32] ---**
Alan, Alan, Alan!!
**[05:34] ---**
Achoo!!
**[05:38] ---**
Winter really makes you feel the chill!
**[05:41] ---**
Wachoo!!
**[05:48] ---**
This is 556! Lavie, he's not here!
**[05:51] ---**
Rushing onto next location! Over!
**[05:53] ---**
Roger. Take care, brother! Over.
**[05:56] ---**
Sure! Achoo!
**[05:58] ---**
Brother, are you okay? Over.
**[06:01] ---**
I'm fine!
**[06:05] ---**
This year's colds are
apparently very contagious.
**[06:08] ---**
Please ensure you are
sufficiently protected from...
**[06:12] ---**
Wh-What...
**[06:16] ---**
Sorry to surprise!
**[06:18] ---**
Do you know this cat?!
**[06:20] ---**
Cough, cough, cough.
**[06:22] ---**
I'm afraid I don't...
**[06:23] ---**
Hey! Take your shoes off,
at least, would you?
**[06:28] ---**
Ohh! Touché!
**[06:33] ---**
Cough, cough, cough.
**[06:34] ---**
Touché.
**[06:35] ---**
Touché? Just take them off...
**[06:36] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[06:38] ---**
I'm so sorry my brother
is always causing trouble!
**[06:41] ---**
Lavie! He doesn't seem to be here, either!
**[06:43] ---**
We need to broaden our search area!
**[06:45] ---**
Cough, cough.
**[06:46] ---**
Yes. I'm very sorry for intruding!
**[06:51] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[06:56] ---**
What close siblings.
**[06:58] ---**
Good grief. "Public nuisance" doesn't
even begin to describe him.
**[07:01] ---**
...Oh no, my nose is starting to tickle.
**[07:04] ---**
Oh dear... Did he give us a cold?
**[07:20] ---**
Lady Mom? Lady Natsumi?
**[07:24] ---**
Gero...
**[07:28] ---**
Looks like they've caught
something pretty troublesome.
**[07:31] ---**
Click!
**[07:34] ---**
Kululu?!
**[07:35] ---**
What's all the noise?
**[07:37] ---**
What's this?
**[07:38] ---**
I quarantined them so the infection
doesn't spread any further.
**[07:43] ---**
Q-Quarantined?!
**[07:49] ---**
Mom... Sis...
**[07:52] ---**
Natsumi...
**[07:53] ---**
You said "infection."
What kind of disease is it?
**[07:56] ---**
It only looks like they're
impersonating 556-san to me.
**[07:59] ---**
Well, take a look.
**[08:02] ---**
What are these?
**[08:03] ---**
Lemme see, lemme see.
**[08:06] ---**
Th-The heck are these?!
**[08:07] ---**
556 bacteria.
**[08:09] ---**
556 bacteria?!
**[08:11] ---**
There're all kinds of nasty
space colds out there.
**[08:14] ---**
In this type, there's a boss bacterium,
***SIGN*** 556 Bacterium
**[08:15] ---**
which creates a ton of underlings modeled
after its host, and spreads them everywhere.
**[08:20] ---**
In other words... those evil underlings
are 556 bacteria.
**[08:23] ---**
Makes you laugh that a space detective
is an evil underling, does it not?
**[08:27] ---**
What's going to happen to Mom and Sis?
**[08:29] ---**
Untreated... they'll probably
become more and more like 556.
***SIGN*** Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
**[08:40] ---**
That's horrible!
**[08:42] ---**
But even if she changes completely,
I would still...
***SIGN*** Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
***SIGN*** Changed Completely
**[08:50] ---**
Urrgghh... No... I can't...
**[08:53] ---**
There's only one way to cure this.
**[08:56] ---**
S-Spit it out already!
**[08:57] ---**
We need to directly destroy the boss bacterium
that's built its nest inside 556's body.
**[09:02] ---**
Directly destroy?
**[09:04] ---**
Basically, just like a Caries War,
**[09:06] ---**
we have to go shrink down
and go inside 556's body?
**[09:11] ---**
Ugh... I am not too keen on the idea
of going inside 556-san's body.
**[09:16] ---**
But there's no other way of
saving Mom and Sis, right?
**[09:20] ---**
Then we have to do it!
**[09:22] ---**
E-Exactly.
**[09:24] ---**
Very well. Then, in order to save Lady Mom
and Lady Natsumi, this operation is go, sir!
**[09:29] ---**
But Uncle, you're forgetting something
very important before that!
**[09:33] ---**
Or, like, urgent warning?
**[09:35] ---**
What is it, Lady Mois?
**[09:39] ---**
556-san is walking around outside.
**[09:42] ---**
Or, like, roaming freely?
***SIGN*** AAAAAAAAAA!
**[09:47] ---**
Brother, this is a cold.
You have to lie down at home.
**[09:50] ---**
This is nothing! For the sake
of my tiny client's smile,
**[09:55] ---**
I would give even my life!
**[09:57] ---**
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
**[10:00] ---**
Cough, cough, cough.
**[10:02] ---**
Brother...
***SIGN*** Infected
**[10:08] ---**
Infected!
**[10:09] ---**
I feel a presence ahead!
**[10:12] ---**
Lavie! This way!
**[10:14] ---**
Wait, brother!
**[10:16] ---**
Cough, cough.
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha!
**[10:23] ---**
Infection expands!
**[10:25] ---**
And here's ten yen.
**[10:32] ---**
556 capture strategy, standing by, sir.
**[10:35] ---**
That is all very nice,
but why a 10-yen coin?
**[10:39] ---**
This is a trap to catch 556, sir.
**[10:41] ---**
Look, I know it's 556 we're dealing with,
**[10:43] ---**
but there's no way he'd fall
for such a childish trap!
**[10:48] ---**
I found ten yen!!
**[10:51] ---**
Gotcha!
**[10:54] ---**
Ah! Brother!
**[10:56] ---**
Unbelievable...
**[10:58] ---**
That's how 556 is, sir.
**[11:08] ---**
Brother...
**[11:09] ---**
No need to worry, Lady Lavie!
**[11:14] ---**
Our Micro Do-or-Die Corps
is fully prepared, ma'am!
**[11:17] ---**
We will now shrink to micro-size,
infiltrate 556's body,
**[11:21] ---**
and eradicate the boss bacterium
responsible for his space cold, sir!
**[11:25] ---**
Roger!
**[11:26] ---**
I'm so sorry my brother is
always causing trouble for you!
**[11:29] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[11:32] ---**
Okay, ready...? Click!
**[11:43] ---**
Shrinking confirmed!
**[11:45] ---**
Or, like, clearance okay?
**[11:48] ---**
Cough, cough.
**[11:49] ---**
Hey! Let me free!
**[11:51] ---**
I have a promise to keep!!
**[11:53] ---**
Go on, have a gulp of this.
**[12:04] ---**
Will Sarge and the others,
shrunk to micro-size,
**[12:06] ---**
be able to defeat the boss bacterium?
**[12:09] ---**
Continued in Part B!
**[12:21] ---**
To save 556, who had caught a space cold,
**[12:24] ---**
Sarge's team went inside his body!
**[12:26] ---**
What destiny awaits them?!
**[12:31] ---**
And... this is the inside of 556's body.
***SIGN*** 556 Inside the Body
**[12:34] ---**
Huh? Stop pulling your leg?
Look, I'm not the one in charge here...
**[12:42] ---**
It was actually 556-san's body
that we went into, right?
**[12:46] ---**
Yeah. You're currently
right around his stomach.
***SIGN*** 556 Stomach
**[12:49] ---**
There. You can see the bread crust he
just ate the day before yesterday, right?
**[12:52] ---**
Y-Yes, I can...
**[12:56] ---**
Darn it! I can't save
Alan the cat like this!
**[13:14] ---**
Ascertained the boss bacterium's position!
***SIGN*** 556 Second Stomach
**[13:17] ---**
Or, like, presence confirmed?
**[13:18] ---**
Roger!
**[13:19] ---**
Changing course!
**[13:21] ---**
We'll finish this up quick!
**[13:35] ---**
In that case...!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[13:37] ---**
Adhesion!
**[13:48] ---**
Space Detective...
***SIGN*** Space Detective 556 (Kogoro)
**[13:51] ---**
...556!!
**[13:52] ---**
The time 556 takes to
adhere his combat helmet
**[13:55] ---**
is a mere 0.003 nanoseconds!
**[14:00] ---**
Laser sword!
***SIGN*** Door's unlocked, ku ku ku
***SIGN*** 556's escaping, ku ku ku
***SIGN*** Door's unlocked, ku ku ku
***SIGN*** 556's escaping, ku ku ku
**[14:08] ---**
Looks like he escaped.
**[14:10] ---**
Or, like, going AWOL?
**[14:12] ---**
Brother...
***SIGN*** 556 Second Stomach
**[14:16] ---**
The shaking's finally calmed down, sir.
**[14:19] ---**
I've reconfirmed the location
of the boss bacterium.
**[14:22] ---**
It's at 3 o'clock from there.
**[14:25] ---**
Good. Let's hurry, sir!
**[14:26] ---**
Roger!
**[14:28] ---**
Alan! Come out here!
**[14:30] ---**
Alaaaan! Where are youuuuu?!
**[14:34] ---**
Alaaaaan!
**[14:35] ---**
Brother?!
**[14:38] ---**
You found me.
**[14:39] ---**
Don't ha ha me!
**[14:42] ---**
You're unwell, brother!
**[14:44] ---**
You know you shouldn't run off
by yourself like that!
**[14:46] ---**
I know...
**[14:47] ---**
But a promise between two men
must be upheld at all costs!
**[14:51] ---**
Please understand, Lavie!
**[14:54] ---**
Brother, Alan's behind you!
**[14:56] ---**
What?
**[14:59] ---**
Ngggggg... Can't see...
**[15:02] ---**
In that case...!
**[15:05] ---**
There's no mistake! You're Alan the cat!
***SIGN*** 556 Duodenum
**[15:12] ---**
What's going on?!
**[15:17] ---**
Now let's go, Alan!
**[15:25] ---**
Brother!
**[15:28] ---**
What a spirited kitty!
***SIGN*** 556 Jejunum
**[15:33] ---**
Wonder why we turned upside down.
**[15:35] ---**
Darn that 556. What is he doing?
**[15:38] ---**
556 should be being restrained in
the quarantine room right now...
**[15:41] ---**
U-Um, I'm sorry it's taken me
so long to report this...
**[15:46] ---**
The nutcase ran off.
**[15:49] ---**
What?!
**[15:50] ---**
Just a little further, and you'll
arrive at the boss bacterium.
**[15:53] ---**
Or, like, battle ready?
***SIGN*** 556 Cecum
**[15:55] ---**
556, just stay calm until then!
**[16:01] ---**
There you are!
**[16:03] ---**
I've found... you...
**[16:05] ---**
Ah! Brother!
**[16:06] ---**
Talk to me! Are you okay?
**[16:09] ---**
Y-You're so hot! You need rest!
**[16:13] ---**
Don't worry about me...
**[16:16] ---**
This is a promise between men!
**[16:19] ---**
Due to the fever brought on by his cold,
556's body temperature
**[16:22] ---**
is running extremely high!
**[16:24] ---**
It must be over there!
**[16:27] ---**
Just you wait, boss bacterium, sir!
**[16:29] ---**
This way, Alan!
**[16:31] ---**
Come here now, like a good boy...
**[16:33] ---**
Come to me!
**[16:35] ---**
Just then, 556's incredibly high temperature
**[16:38] ---**
set the branch on fire!
**[16:40] ---**
Ow!
**[16:44] ---**
Brother, I bought some cat food...
**[16:47] ---**
If we show Alan his favorite food,
he will surely come!
**[16:50] ---**
This... costs more than our meals, you know.
***SIGN*** Tuna
**[17:03] ---**
It's a promise between men, remember?!
***SIGN*** 556 Appendix
**[17:07] ---**
Is everyone okay?
**[17:09] ---**
Darn it! Now we can't fly!
**[17:12] ---**
Where are we?
**[17:13] ---**
That 556! What is he doing, sir?!
**[17:17] ---**
Well, at least it seems
to have stopped for now...
**[17:19] ---**
Uncle! The boss bacteria is right by you!
**[17:22] ---**
Or, like, close encounter?
**[17:24] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle
**[17:28] ---**
Now! Don't hesitate! Come and eat!
**[17:38] ---**
Then we'll just have to
fight hand-to-hand, sir!
**[17:41] ---**
Kero?
***SIGN*** Don't push!
**[17:43] ---**
Don't push!
**[17:47] ---**
Uh, Sarge?
**[17:48] ---**
Hey. Keroro...
**[17:51] ---**
It says don't push.
**[17:53] ---**
How can I resist?!
***SIGN*** Click!
**[17:54] ---**
Stupid fool!!
**[18:00] ---**
So you came... you evildoers...
***SIGN*** Evildoers
**[18:06] ---**
Backwards, backwards!
**[18:07] ---**
You are the evildoer, sir!
**[18:09] ---**
We are the allies of justice, sir!
**[18:12] ---**
Such a thing cannot be true.
***SIGN*** Evil Boss Bacterium
**[18:14] ---**
I mean, look at you.
You're clearly the bad guy.
**[18:17] ---**
What did you say?!
**[18:22] ---**
Alan... good boy...
**[18:24] ---**
Brother... You know you
can't take any more...
**[18:30] ---**
Heavier fire! What are you playing at?!
**[18:32] ---**
Then why don't you fight, too?!
**[18:34] ---**
Why am I the only one
with an immobile design?!
***SIGN*** He's an
evildoer
**[18:38] ---**
The boss of the bad guys generally is.
**[18:43] ---**
I've caught you!
**[18:45] ---**
Brother!
**[18:47] ---**
Th-This is the end...
***SIGN*** Self-Destruct
**[18:57] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[18:59] ---**
An overwhelming victory for our platoon, sir!
**[19:09] ---**
What the heck is this?!
**[19:13] ---**
My children...
**[19:15] ---**
Fill every corner of the world,
and spread your curse!
**[19:18] ---**
Brother! Brother!
***SIGN*** deciliters
**[19:22] ---**
What's going on?
**[19:24] ---**
Not a clue.
**[19:25] ---**
All I can tell is there's a
buttload more 556 bacteria now.
**[19:29] ---**
And at this rate, the
commander who's inside him,
**[19:33] ---**
and 556 himself, too, will be...
**[19:40] ---**
Kululu! Do something about this!
**[19:43] ---**
Dying surrounded by 556-sans
is the worst way to die!
**[19:47] ---**
Easy to say, but what am I supposed to do?
**[19:53] ---**
Hey. Why didn't you get infected?
**[20:01] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:06] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[20:11] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[20:13] ---**
I'm so sorry for my brother all the time!
I'm so sorry for my brother all the time!
**[20:16] ---**
I'm so sorry for my brother! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry for my brother! I'm sorry!
**[20:20] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm so sorry for my brother! I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Lavie Bacteria
**[20:29] ---**
It worked!
**[20:30] ---**
Or, like, sterile treatment?
**[20:34] ---**
Cultivating those Lavie bacteria...
am I awesome or am I awesome?
***SIGN*** Lavie Bacteria
**[20:40] ---**
Let me explain!
**[20:41] ---**
Lavie bacteria are a special type of benign
bacteria discovered inside Lavie!
**[20:46] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[20:49] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[20:52] ---**
Huh? Where am I?
**[20:54] ---**
It feels like I was smotheringly annoying...
**[21:03] ---**
And so the crisis of the 556 bacteria passed.
**[21:05] ---**
What a surprise, that 556 bacteria
were weak to Lavie bacteria.
**[21:09] ---**
You did well to realize that, sir!
**[21:11] ---**
It saved us in our moment of crisis!
**[21:14] ---**
I guess I can thank you this one time.
**[21:17] ---**
Well... uh... the thing is...
**[21:20] ---**
Gero?
**[21:21] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[21:23] ---**
I should have realized it
at the start! I'm so sorry!
***SIGN*** I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
**[21:28] ---**
Don't tell me Kululu's...
**[21:30] ---**
...been infected with
the Lavie bacteria, sir?
***SIGN*** Wha?!
**[21:34] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
**[21:37] ---**
I'm so sorry I got infected with the
Lavie bacteria! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[21:43] ---**
Don't let him get away again!
**[21:45] ---**
Thank you! You're the best
space detective ever, mister!
**[21:49] ---**
With his cold and the case both resolved,
**[21:51] ---**
556 perfectly fulfilled his duties
as a space detective.
**[21:55] ---**
As for whether success led to more success,
and a prospering detective agency...
***SIGN*** We have detectives!! Space Detective 556 Conscientious Pricing! Deferred Payment Okay! End of Year Sale!!
**[22:00] ---**
Does anyone need a detective?
**[22:02] ---**
Does anyone need a detective?
**[22:05] ---**
556 and Lavie's journey in search
of work still continued on!
**[22:10] ---**
Achoo!
**[22:12] ---**
Adhere, Space Detective 556!
Go for it, Lavie!
**[22:17] ---**
Don't catch a cold!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Day 1 At a Loss
**[23:54] ---**
The time-honored end-of-year big clean!
***SIGN*** Day 2 Angry for Some Reason
**[23:56] ---**
You can leave the bath cleaning
in particular to me, sir!
***SIGN*** Day 3 Forming a Plan
**[23:58] ---**
Slime, blackening, rust stains!
***SIGN*** Bookshelf Storage This is a convenient shelf! Storage Shelf
***SIGN*** Convenient Assembly Space Bookshelf
***SIGN*** Day 4 Flabbergasted
**[24:00] ---**
For mold in your bathroom,
there's Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** Erk
***SIGN*** Day 5 Moving Forward Anyway
**[24:02] ---**
Never mind that! We've got yet another
treat for you next week, darling!
***SIGN*** Day 6 The Final Battle
**[24:06] ---**
"Keroro Platoon:
Operation Year-end Adjustment, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Day 7 The End
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro: One Man's Battle, Sir!"
***SIGN*** One Man's Battle
**[24:13] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E140 - Keroro Platoon: Operation Year-end Adjustment, Sir! / Keroro: One Man's Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WGEW/keroro-platoon-operation-year-end-adjustment-sir--keroro-one-mans-battle-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:32] ---**
One day, close to the end of the year...
**[01:35] ---**
Boy, I spent this whole year amusing myself.
**[01:40] ---**
It sure was fun, wasn't it?
**[01:42] ---**
You two are unrepentant slackers!
**[01:44] ---**
But if you don't straighten out your act,
HQ will give us another invasion deadline!
**[01:48] ---**
No worries!
**[01:50] ---**
Although when we had that annoying counter,
**[01:52] ---**
I cringed as each day passed.
**[01:58] ---**
Gero!
**[02:02] ---**
What's this?
**[02:03] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[02:11] ---**
Keroro Platoon:
Operation Year-end Adjustment, Sir!
***SIGN*** Big Year-end Sale
**[02:20] ---**
It's hilarious!
**[02:22] ---**
I know, right?
***SIGN*** We apologize for the inconvenience. Safety is our first priority.
**[02:25] ---**
It looks like we can't get by.
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction.
**[02:27] ---**
Doesn't it feel like there's been
a lot of construction lately?
**[02:30] ---**
My dad says there's more construction
at the end of the year and fiscal year
**[02:34] ---**
to use up the budget.
**[02:36] ---**
Huh, really?
***SIGN*** Big Year-end Sale
**[02:39] ---**
But this is...
***SIGN*** We apologize for the inconvenience. Safety is our first priority.
**[02:42] ---**
Sorry, something came up...
**[02:46] ---**
All right, I'm setting it down!
**[02:52] ---**
Oh, Natsumi!
**[02:53] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[02:55] ---**
Um, it has to do with the Pekopon invasion...
**[02:58] ---**
P-Pekopon invasion?!
**[03:00] ---**
Okay, I'm gonna bury it!
**[03:03] ---**
All right!
**[03:06] ---**
Even Mois-chan...
**[03:07] ---**
Just what are you gonna bury?
***SIGN*** Danger
**[03:10] ---**
The reissued planet-destroying N2 bomb!
**[03:14] ---**
B-B-B-Bomb?!
**[03:16] ---**
Hey, call this off right now!
**[03:18] ---**
L-Let me go, Natsumi!
It's gonna come right out anyway!
***SIGN*** Danger
**[03:23] ---**
Okay, I'm going to bury it!
**[03:25] ---**
Small Armageddon, one one-billionth!
***SIGN*** Mantle
***SIGN*** Core
**[03:33] ---**
All right, bring it up.
**[03:34] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Danger
***SIGN*** Mantle
***SIGN*** Danger
**[03:40] ---**
Let's bury it again!
**[03:42] ---**
Okay!
**[03:44] ---**
Let's bring it up again!
**[03:45] ---**
Okay!
**[03:47] ---**
Let's bury it yet again!
**[03:49] ---**
Okay!
**[03:54] ---**
What are you doing?
**[03:56] ---**
Burning off our budget.
**[04:00] ---**
The remaining Pekopon invasion budget
**[04:03] ---**
is 385,373,221 space yen.
**[04:09] ---**
So it's an invasion budget counter, huh?
**[04:12] ---**
On Keron, if one does not use up
the annual budget,
**[04:16] ---**
the next year, one does not
receive budgetary funds.
**[04:19] ---**
But I'm surprised we've been getting this much every year for the invasion.
**[04:24] ---**
Giku!
**[04:25] ---**
Certainly, we have always suffered
from a budget deficit...
**[04:28] ---**
Giku!
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[04:30] ---**
Well, that, um...
**[04:31] ---**
Er...
**[04:34] ---**
The plan to waste the budget
is going smoothly.
**[04:40] ---**
Right now, we're at number 997.
**[04:43] ---**
998, 999...
**[04:50] ---**
Make 'em and melt 'em.
Make 'em and melt 'em...
**[04:53] ---**
Wasting is fun once in a while!
**[04:58] ---**
The remaining Pekopon invasion budget
**[04:59] ---**
is 212,213,205 space yen.
**[05:04] ---**
I'm not gonna let them beat me!
**[05:06] ---**
Nor me!
**[05:08] ---**
U-Um...
**[05:10] ---**
You don't need to force yourselves
to waste that much...
**[05:14] ---**
The Keroro platoon members enact their
plans to use up the year-end budget.
**[05:19] ---**
My eyes are blurry,
***SIGN*** Chocolate Shrimp
**[05:21] ---**
but I have to devour all of Pekopon!
**[05:25] ---**
That is right! This is my kind of
wasteful Pekopon invasion!
**[05:31] ---**
Manju is scary!
***SIGN*** The sergeant, turning pale for some reason
**[05:33] ---**
Whatever the circumstances,
he's eating way too much.
**[05:42] ---**
I'm wastefully invading with
lovely plants all over the base.
**[05:46] ---**
Y-You don't have to put down
that many plants.
**[05:53] ---**
13,501... 13,502...
**[05:57] ---**
13,503...
**[05:58] ---**
This is incredibly wasteful.
**[06:02] ---**
Small Armageddon, one one-billionth!
**[06:07] ---**
Now I can build what I've always wanted,
a museum on an active fault line!
***SIGN*** Fault Line Museum
**[06:12] ---**
Or, like, public building?
**[06:14] ---**
Community buildings are dangerous, Lady Mois!
**[06:18] ---**
And so, that night...
**[06:20] ---**
What is this?
***SIGN*** Feast
***SIGN*** Feast
**[06:24] ---**
Please eat up!
**[06:27] ---**
Or, like, three-day feasting?
**[06:29] ---**
Wow, amazing!
**[06:31] ---**
What's this about?
**[06:32] ---**
It's all to use up the invasion budget.
**[06:35] ---**
Dining and entertainment expenses
with the enemy
**[06:39] ---**
are approved in the budget.
**[06:41] ---**
So you've got more budget than you need, huh?
**[06:44] ---**
Though we usually don't have enough...
**[06:46] ---**
But since the summer,
all we've done was screw around, so...
**[06:50] ---**
B-But maybe we don't have to
try so hard to waste it...
***SIGN*** The sergeant, turning even paler
**[06:55] ---**
What's wrong, Mr. Sergeant?
**[06:58] ---**
This isn't like you.
**[06:59] ---**
Um, r-really?
**[07:03] ---**
I've always had my doubts
about this approach.
**[07:06] ---**
Doing all this just to use up the budget...
**[07:09] ---**
The money was intended
to be put to better use,
**[07:12] ---**
so wastefully digging and
filling holes repeatedly,
**[07:14] ---**
creating things we won't use and
then wastefully destroying them...
**[07:18] ---**
Is this really okay?
**[07:21] ---**
No. I'll say it...
**[07:23] ---**
This is wrong!
**[07:25] ---**
There must be a more meaningful way
for us to spend the money,
**[07:30] ---**
in this situation where we
have to use up the budget!
**[07:32] ---**
Let's turn this sadness
into anger! Arise, platoon!
**[07:36] ---**
The Keroro platoon wants
your power to make reforms!
**[07:40] ---**
Sieg Keron!
**[07:42] ---**
Sieg Keron! Sieg Keron! Sieg Keron!
**[07:46] ---**
Keroro, that was inspirational!
**[07:48] ---**
Do all of you understand?
**[07:51] ---**
Then you'll stop wasting...
**[07:52] ---**
That was that and this is this.
**[07:55] ---**
Gero!
**[07:56] ---**
We still have a lot of money left!
**[07:58] ---**
Next we'll needlessly expand the base! Let's go!
**[08:01] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:02] ---**
Wait, "Yeah"? Um, that's not...
***SIGN*** Empty
**[08:07] ---**
All right! I think we'll be able to finish off
the budget doing aimless construction here.
**[08:11] ---**
Th-This is...
**[08:13] ---**
We'll start with that wall!
**[08:16] ---**
A wastefully expensive construction robot!
**[08:19] ---**
I am using a robot too, unusual for me!
**[08:21] ---**
Wastefully over specs!
**[08:29] ---**
We still have a lot left!
**[08:46] ---**
You did it! It's down to 20,069 space yen!
**[08:51] ---**
Or, like, balance checking?
**[08:52] ---**
All right! We can finally use it up!
**[08:56] ---**
Just a little more, and the wall
should come down!
**[08:59] ---**
Let's all go at once!
**[09:01] ---**
W-W-Wait!
**[09:04] ---**
One!
**[09:04] ---**
Two!
**[09:05] ---**
Three!
***SIGN*** The sergeant, now completely pale
**[09:24] ---**
The Pekopon invasion budget
has zero yen left.
**[09:27] ---**
To repeat, there is zero yen left.
**[09:29] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:31] ---**
You guys did it!
**[09:32] ---**
We finally used it all up!
**[09:34] ---**
Yay!
**[09:35] ---**
Then we should get a decent
budget next year, too!
**[09:40] ---**
What's this glow?
**[09:47] ---**
W-What's this?!
**[09:54] ---**
Look at all those Gundam models...
**[09:56] ---**
Why has a warehouse's worth of
Gundam models been hidden so carefully?
**[10:01] ---**
Well, um...
***SIGN*** Sergeant on the defensive
**[10:03] ---**
Did you...
**[10:05] ---**
Well, er...
**[10:07] ---**
I thought they might one day come in handy
for the Pekopon invasion...
**[10:12] ---**
Don't tell me you used the Pekopon
invasion budget and kept it from us?!
**[10:16] ---**
W-Well, we've been fine up to now,
**[10:18] ---**
and I figured we wouldn't have
any problems this year, either...
**[10:21] ---**
Fine up to now?!
**[10:23] ---**
Then the reason we believed the
invasion budget was underfunded...
**[10:26] ---**
...was because you embezzled it?!
**[10:33] ---**
Keroro Platoon: discovery of embezzlement!
**[10:36] ---**
The remaining Pekopon invasion budget...
**[10:40] ---**
...is -332,213,333 space yen.
**[10:46] ---**
What?!
**[10:47] ---**
M-Minus 300 million...
**[10:50] ---**
Then we did not truly have a budget surplus?!
**[10:55] ---**
Now we're in the hole.
**[10:57] ---**
Th-That's why I was telling you guys
not to be wasteful.
**[11:00] ---**
This deficit will be deducted
from next year's budget.
**[11:05] ---**
Farewell!
**[11:08] ---**
Next year's budget...
**[11:10] ---**
Or, like, drastic cutbacks?
**[11:12] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[11:15] ---**
If you're worried about
the budget, ah, fudge it!
**[11:17] ---**
See what I did?!
**[11:19] ---**
Keroro...
**[11:22] ---**
Don't give me "See what I did"!
**[11:24] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Under Construction
**[11:30] ---**
Oh, great. More construction?
***SIGN*** Candy
**[11:32] ---**
This sucks.
***SIGN*** Big Year-end Sale
***SIGN*** Big Year-end Sale
**[11:45] ---**
After that, to start digging
their way out of the hole,
**[11:48] ---**
the Keroro Platoon could be seen working
at construction sites every day.
**[12:02] ---**
In a corner of the boundless universe,
**[12:04] ---**
one man's dignity is on the line
**[12:07] ---**
as the curtain is about to open
on a magnificent battle.
**[12:11] ---**
This is the record of that eternal,
**[12:14] ---**
fierce seven-day war.
**[12:20] ---**
Keroro: One Man's Battle, Sir!
**[12:30] ---**
So this is where the Vulcan Cannon is!
**[12:33] ---**
Lieutenant Commander Char!
Lieutenant Commander Char!
**[12:37] ---**
Well, they discovered the secret
Gundam model vault
**[12:39] ---**
that I constructed
by embezzling from the budget,
**[12:43] ---**
but I still have my collection!
**[12:46] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[12:48] ---**
Gero gero gero... gero?!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[12:55] ---**
I... I'd better organize a little,
**[12:58] ---**
because it's dangerous around here.
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[13:00] ---**
There! There!
**[13:02] ---**
Why won't they... fit?!
**[13:10] ---**
Ow!
**[13:11] ---**
That seriously hurts!
**[13:14] ---**
Oh, boy...
***SIGN*** Hinata Residence Basement Japan, Pekopon
**[13:16] ---**
I haven't even opened
this mail-order package yet!
**[13:20] ---**
And this is a rare model
I got on a net auction.
**[13:23] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[13:25] ---**
How am I supposed to organize all this?!
***SIGN*** The Battle of One Man
***SIGN*** Day 1 At a Loss
***SIGN*** Bro, you've been alive all this time, haven't you?! Bro!
***SIGN*** Captain Keroro
**[13:37] ---**
I haven't read this in a long time,
but it really is a masterpiece!
**[13:41] ---**
Uh oh!
***SIGN*** Captain Keroro
***SIGN*** Captain Keroro
**[13:44] ---**
I accidentally bought two copies of volume 8!
**[13:46] ---**
Ah, well, that's pretty common.
Nothing to dwell on!
**[13:49] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[13:53] ---**
I found a G Armor in here!
**[13:55] ---**
This brings back memories!
***SIGN*** G Armor 1/250
**[13:57] ---**
The first color model!
This is better for the G Armor than HG.
**[14:02] ---**
Core fighters that don't transform
**[14:04] ---**
are like Zakus that don't
have movable ankles.
**[14:08] ---**
This is bad!
**[14:10] ---**
I'm supposed to be cleaning up.
***SIGN*** Mandarin Oranges
**[14:15] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Mandarin Oranges
**[14:21] ---**
I can't... I can't do this.
***SIGN*** Day 2 Angry for Some Reason
**[14:27] ---**
The room is already small,
**[14:29] ---**
and there's way too much stuff!
***SIGN*** Apples
**[14:30] ---**
And these Gundam models! I may not be able
to put them all together before I die!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
***SIGN*** May not be able to put them together
**[14:36] ---**
And yet every couple of years,
they come out with version 4 and then 5!
***SIGN*** Version
***SIGN*** Version
**[14:40] ---**
And I'm sure they'll keep releasing them in higher grades!
**[14:43] ---**
And these DVDs!
***SIGN*** Videos
**[14:44] ---**
There used to be videos and laserdiscs!
***SIGN*** Laserdiscs
***SIGN*** Digitally Remastered
**[14:47] ---**
So I keep buying the same titles!
***SIGN*** Director's Cut
***SIGN*** Deluxe Collectors' Edition (including figure)
***SIGN*** New Product
***SIGN*** DVD Recorder
***SIGN*** While Supplies Last
**[14:50] ---**
And next, what, next-generation DVDs?
***SIGN*** Next-generation DVD
**[14:53] ---**
Are they gonna come out with that?!
**[14:55] ---**
Are you telling me to buy
the same titles yet again?
**[14:58] ---**
And these books... These toys...
**[15:00] ---**
I know I'm supposed to treasure
this stuff, but still...!
**[15:06] ---**
Why?
**[15:07] ---**
Why did I buy so much stuff?
**[15:12] ---**
And there are duplicates here and there...
**[15:14] ---**
What was I thinking?!
**[15:15] ---**
It's because you were scared.
**[15:17] ---**
W-Who's there?!
**[15:19] ---**
You know, don't you?
**[15:24] ---**
You're... me?
**[15:27] ---**
What will I do if I don't have
the chance to get it later?
**[15:29] ---**
What will I do if it goes missing?
**[15:32] ---**
What will I do if if gets dirty?
**[15:34] ---**
What will I do if I make a mistake
when I'm putting it together?
**[15:37] ---**
Those various anxieties influence you.
**[15:40] ---**
Anxieties!
**[15:42] ---**
That's right.
**[15:43] ---**
You want a sense of security
**[15:45] ---**
and to quell your anxiety,
**[15:47] ---**
so you keep adding to your
collection indiscriminately.
**[15:50] ---**
Th-That's not true!
**[15:52] ---**
I... I...
**[15:57] ---**
I was half asleep while cleaning up?
***SIGN*** Ramen Mandarin Orange
**[16:02] ---**
Anxieties...
**[16:05] ---**
Yes, that may be true.
**[16:08] ---**
But that...
**[16:10] ---**
...is something I can think about at
my leisure, after I'm done cleaning up.
***SIGN*** Day 3 Forming a Plan
**[16:17] ---**
That's right! If you're out
of bread, just eat cake!
**[16:20] ---**
If I don't have space for all my stuff,
**[16:21] ---**
I just have to buy more shelves to hold it!
**[16:27] ---**
This is a sliding bookshelf.
**[16:29] ---**
That would store a lot!
**[16:33] ---**
This shelf with the narrow space that
can be used is kind of a good idea.
**[16:36] ---**
Here, you can stack the shelves,
connect them, and expand them as you like.
**[16:41] ---**
I'll take this as a DVD shelf...
**[16:44] ---**
This as a video shelf...
**[16:46] ---**
This as a comics shelf...
***SIGN*** Purchase
**[16:48] ---**
And it's settled.
**[16:50] ---**
I bought a lot!
**[16:52] ---**
And after it all gets delivered,
**[16:54] ---**
my clean-up plan will be perfect, yup!
**[16:57] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[17:02] ---**
Where should I put...
the shelves that get delivered?
***SIGN*** Day 4 Flabbergasted
***SIGN*** Bookshelf Assembly Required
***SIGN*** Convenient Assembly Space Bookshelf
***SIGN*** Bookshelf Storage This is a convenient shelf! Storage Shelf
***SIGN*** Storage Shelf Bookshelf, Assembly Required Space Bookshelf
**[17:12] ---**
Um... Where should I put this shelf together?
***SIGN*** Storage, Assembly Required Convenient
***SIGN*** Day 5 Moving Forward Anyway
**[17:38] ---**
I... have to go to the bathroom.
***SIGN*** Bathroom
**[17:57] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:06] ---**
I'm a pitiful invader who
can't even go to the bathroom!
**[18:13] ---**
That's why I told you.
**[18:15] ---**
Gero!
**[18:16] ---**
Everyone dies eventually.
**[18:18] ---**
You can't take Gundam models
or DVDs with you to the grave.
**[18:24] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[18:26] ---**
That's why the first Emperor
of China was buried
**[18:29] ---**
with statues of scores of warriors,
to protect him after he died!
**[18:32] ---**
In my case, I embezzled
invasion budgetary funds
**[18:36] ---**
to create a secret Gundam model vault!
**[18:38] ---**
That's right. I wanted to be like
the first Emperor of China...
**[18:43] ---**
That dream is gone, though.
**[18:46] ---**
Give up on it.
**[18:48] ---**
All life forms just temporarily borrow things
**[18:50] ---**
from this world while they're alive.
**[18:54] ---**
After they die,
everything has to be returned.
**[18:57] ---**
So even if you lose everything now,
the net result is the same.
**[19:00] ---**
W-Well...
**[19:01] ---**
You might as well
**[19:02] ---**
throw all of them away.
**[19:05] ---**
You could give them away. Or sell them.
**[19:08] ---**
It'll be a weight off your shoulders.
**[19:11] ---**
It'll be a relief. Right?
**[19:13] ---**
B-But still...
**[19:17] ---**
...I love Gundam models...
**[19:21] ---**
...and books and DVDs.
**[19:24] ---**
I feel satisfaction when I collect them,
**[19:27] ---**
and I want to greet the end feeling that way!
**[19:29] ---**
That's how I'll feel when my time is up!
**[19:34] ---**
This collection...
**[19:36] ---**
...is proof that I've
been alive all this time!
**[19:43] ---**
I see...
**[19:46] ---**
Then wake up! And fight!
**[19:49] ---**
Fight...
***SIGN*** Day 6 The Final Battle
**[20:01] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[20:04] ---**
Did you see that?
**[20:05] ---**
My magnificent comeback!
The conclusion of my fierce struggle!
**[20:09] ---**
I finished building all the shelves!
***SIGN*** Mandarin Oranges
**[20:12] ---**
And once I fill these shelves
with everything in the boxes,
**[20:14] ---**
this war shall finally be over!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[20:18] ---**
Maybe I should separate them by genre.
**[20:21] ---**
Or alphabetical order?
**[20:22] ---**
Boy, when they're lined up neatly,
somehow even the ones that are dusty
**[20:27] ---**
look like they're shining bright.
**[20:29] ---**
But first things first. I'll line them up
in order of their appearance.
**[20:33] ---**
Of course I'll separate them
by scale, as well.
**[20:36] ---**
Zeong is a little big,
**[20:38] ---**
but that's part of its charm.
**[20:41] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[20:46] ---**
But...
**[20:47] ---**
That's strange!
**[20:49] ---**
Even though the shelves are filled,
I still have this much left over?!
**[20:53] ---**
I wanted them to be in neat order,
**[20:55] ---**
but now I have give up more space?!
**[20:59] ---**
Fine, I'll just cram everything in!
**[21:02] ---**
Where's this or that work?
I don't have space for order!
**[21:05] ---**
Models, DVDs, books, I don't care
if they're jumbled together!
**[21:10] ---**
Why is this Zeong box so big?!
**[21:13] ---**
Let alone Dendrobium!
***SIGN*** What is this?! It's huge!
***SIGN*** Day 7 The End
***SIGN*** Ramen Potato Chips
**[21:21] ---**
It's strange. It doesn't make sense.
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[21:24] ---**
Even thought I bought all these shelves...
**[21:27] ---**
Even though I stuffed everything in them...
**[21:30] ---**
I still haven't even made a dent.
**[21:37] ---**
I feel itchy for some reason.
**[21:44] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[21:45] ---**
I've been shut up in here for days,
**[21:47] ---**
so I haven't had a shower all this time.
**[21:51] ---**
Maybe I'll take a bath
**[21:53] ---**
to refresh myself.
***SIGN*** Magazines
My Stuff
Whose?
Warning?
**[22:07] ---**
And so, the battle of a sad lone man ends.
**[22:10] ---**
But seen from the vast reaches of space,
**[22:14] ---**
even his battle was nothing more than
**[22:16] ---**
a war in a small pocket.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Fuyuki here! It's almost Christmas.
**[23:55] ---**
The names of the eight reindeer
who pull Santa Claus's sleigh are
**[23:58] ---**
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer,
**[24:00] ---**
Vixen, Donder, Blitzen,
**[24:02] ---**
Cupid, and Comet. Do you remember them?
**[24:05] ---**
That aside, give me a present, too!
**[24:09] ---**
"Keroro: Inner-Tokyo Ice Age:
Alisa Has Come, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
It's a two-part story! How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E141 - Keroro: Inner-Tokyo Ice Age: Alisa Has Come, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKVX9/keroro-inner-tokyo-ice-age-alisa-has-come-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
Well, everyone, we meet again.
**[01:34] ---**
It's almost Christmas, which is always fun.
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Deluxe Christmas Party Arena
**[01:37] ---**
But for the Keroro platoon,
**[01:39] ---**
a blood-chilling,
terrifying experience is lying in wait.
**[01:43] ---**
Gero gero!
**[01:44] ---**
That's the Nishizawa Group for you.
**[01:46] ---**
Inviting all residents of Inner-Tokyo
to their Christmas party
**[01:50] ---**
is generous to a fault!
**[01:54] ---**
How is that thing going, Private Tamama?
**[01:57] ---**
You can count on me!
***SIGN*** Party Present Exchange
**[01:59] ---**
The round-and-round great Christmas
present fishing pole plan!
**[02:04] ---**
When the full set of
Gundam models that I provided
**[02:06] ---**
is passed to you,
the music will suddenly stop,
**[02:11] ---**
trust me!
**[02:12] ---**
Incidentally, my present is
a ton of instant dumplings.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[02:17] ---**
It saves me the trouble of getting rid of them,
so I'm killing two birds with one stone.
**[02:21] ---**
Although they're almost past
their expiration date...
**[02:23] ---**
Gero gero gerorincho!
**[02:24] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant! So eeevil!
**[02:30] ---**
See you later!
**[02:32] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[02:34] ---**
I'm here to pick you up.
**[02:36] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[02:37] ---**
Come on, let's go together!
**[02:42] ---**
Sure, why not?
**[02:44] ---**
Snow...
**[02:47] ---**
If it sticks, we may have a white Christmas!
**[02:51] ---**
Sis!
**[02:53] ---**
I'll meet you there!
**[02:55] ---**
Sure!
**[02:56] ---**
See you later, Fuyuki-san!
**[03:07] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[03:12] ---**
Keroro: Inner-Tokyo Ice Age:
Alisa Has Come, Sir!
**[03:21] ---**
Gero gero!
**[03:23] ---**
Tama tama!
**[03:28] ---**
Pop!
**[03:29] ---**
Poppy!
**[03:29] ---**
Well, shall we crash this party?
**[03:33] ---**
Yes!
**[03:36] ---**
Or, like, people aboard?
**[03:38] ---**
Let's go!
**[03:40] ---**
Sarge! Something's wrong!
It looks weird outside!
**[03:44] ---**
Kero?! There's something wrong outside?
***SIGN*** Christmas Cake
**[03:48] ---**
Welcome! Welcome!
**[03:51] ---**
Who would like delicious Christmas cake?
***SIGN*** Christmas Cake
**[03:56] ---**
Any leftover cakes...
**[03:58] ---**
...will be on sale for half-price tomorrow!
**[04:02] ---**
Don't give up, Bro!
**[04:09] ---**
Kero?!
**[04:11] ---**
It's pure white everywhere!
**[04:13] ---**
It won't be a white Christmas, just "white"!
**[04:18] ---**
Does this abnormal weather have to do
with Pekopon's global warming?
**[04:21] ---**
No. I think there's more to it
than abnormal weather.
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo TV
Live
**[04:25] ---**
Take a look at this. All of Inner-Tokyo
is covered by a raging blizzard dome!
**[04:30] ---**
But what's going on inside the dome?
**[04:33] ---**
We've lost all communication
with Inner-Tokyo.
**[04:36] ---**
Is an enemy alien behind this?!
**[04:39] ---**
Or maybe...
**[04:41] ---**
...this is the act of something much worse.
**[04:44] ---**
This could be very dangerous.
**[04:46] ---**
Gero! Even Side 6 is frozen!
**[04:49] ---**
This is like an ice age!
**[04:52] ---**
We need to evacuate before
we become frogsicles, too!
**[04:55] ---**
Kero?!
**[04:58] ---**
Tama!
**[04:59] ---**
Gero!
**[05:10] ---**
I never imagined it could shut down
**[05:12] ---**
our secret base,
a terrifying Keronian mechanism.
**[05:16] ---**
It's only a matter of time before
this reactor goes kaput, too!
**[05:21] ---**
Here, Master Fuyuki.
**[05:23] ---**
What is it?
**[05:25] ---**
With that suit, you can withstand
any temperature, hot or cold.
**[05:29] ---**
Or, like, winter measures?
**[05:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki, Lady Mois, both of you
should stay here for the time being.
**[05:37] ---**
We'll get this situation under control.
**[05:41] ---**
When we find the enemy that's
causing this crazy blizzard,
**[05:44] ---**
we'll crush them!
**[05:46] ---**
Kululu! I want you to secure communications.
**[05:50] ---**
Roger.
**[05:51] ---**
Tama...
**[05:58] ---**
I didn't even get the choice
of coming or not...
**[06:03] ---**
Natsumi... I hope you made it
to the party safely.
**[06:07] ---**
But if you didn't get there...
**[06:10] ---**
...where are you?
Where are you, Natsumi?
**[06:13] ---**
Even in this weather, they might
have gone on with the party.
***SIGN*** Coupon
for
Gundam
Model
**[06:18] ---**
In that case, the present exchange
will start soon!
**[06:22] ---**
Who cares about the bad guy
that made this blizzard?
**[06:25] ---**
I'll fast-talk these two with some jazz
**[06:27] ---**
and hightail it over to the party.
**[06:31] ---**
Gero?
**[06:31] ---**
What is it, Keroro? The enemy?
**[06:33] ---**
Tama?
**[06:35] ---**
No. My foot hit something.
**[06:42] ---**
This is...
**[06:47] ---**
Those hats...
**[06:49] ---**
Was there a Christmas party?
**[06:51] ---**
Not inviting me is so cruel!
**[06:57] ---**
I forgot to invite him this time, too.
**[07:01] ---**
Anyway, despite how these
suits look, it's really cold.
**[07:06] ---**
The life support system can withstand
temperatures down to absolute zero.
**[07:10] ---**
So relax.
**[07:12] ---**
Still, cold is cold!
**[07:15] ---**
I should have brought along
100-yen disposable heating pads.
**[07:18] ---**
And also, I'm starting
to feel kind of sleepy.
**[07:22] ---**
What is this sleepiness?
**[07:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[07:26] ---**
I'm sleepy, too...
**[07:30] ---**
Gero! What's wrong, Tamama?
**[07:33] ---**
And Giroro, too!
**[07:35] ---**
Don't sleep! You mustn't fall asleep!
**[07:38] ---**
If you fall asleep here...
If you fall asleep here...
**[07:42] ---**
...it may feel good.
**[07:46] ---**
Sarge! Don't let yourself fall asleep!
**[07:49] ---**
Wake up! Wake up, darn it!
**[07:51] ---**
Uncle! You'll catch cold!
**[07:54] ---**
The outside temperature is
minus 140 degrees.
**[07:57] ---**
But they'll be okay with
those suits on, right?
**[08:01] ---**
Yes. But when put in
**[08:03] ---**
an extremely cold environment,
we Keronians suddenly...
**[08:08] ---**
Kululu! Wake up! Come on, wake up!
**[08:14] ---**
It stopped!
**[08:18] ---**
Thank goodness! You're awake.
**[08:21] ---**
Gero? Where am I?
**[08:24] ---**
I was worried about you for a while there.
**[08:26] ---**
You were all sleeping like hibernating frogs.
**[08:30] ---**
Gero! How dare you call us frogs?!
**[08:33] ---**
We are part of the Space Invasion Forces
of the 58th planet in the Toad Nebula...
**[08:37] ---**
More importantly, let's get a move on, Sarge.
**[08:40] ---**
The Christmas party is gonna start.
**[08:42] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[08:47] ---**
We got here in plenty of time!
**[08:50] ---**
It's a little irregular,
but allowances can be made.
**[08:53] ---**
Master Fuyuki can serve as my proxy
for the present exchange,
**[08:57] ---**
and I'll get the Gundam models.
**[09:00] ---**
Roger!
**[09:01] ---**
And now, let us begin the present exchange.
**[09:05] ---**
Start the music!
***SIGN*** Coupon for Gundam Model
**[09:17] ---**
There it is! The full set of
Gundam models claim ticket!
**[09:20] ---**
Now! Music, stop!
**[09:22] ---**
Click!
**[09:24] ---**
I did it, Sarge! The full set
of Gundam models!
**[09:27] ---**
Gero gero! It says "full set
of Gundam models,"
**[09:31] ---**
but I actually won a life-sized Gundam!
**[09:36] ---**
Here, Mr. Sergeant!
**[09:40] ---**
Here, Tamama!
**[09:42] ---**
I'm so happy to celebrate Christmas
with just the two of us!
**[09:49] ---**
I... I look forward to your continued
good will in the coming year, Natsumi.
**[09:54] ---**
Me, too. Let's make it a good one...
**[09:56] ---**
...*darling.*
***SIGN*** The Year Going Out, the Year Coming In
**[10:00] ---**
And now I'll ring in the New Year!
**[10:05] ---**
Kero?
**[10:06] ---**
Armageddon, one five-trillionth!
***SIGN*** Gong
**[10:15] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Lady Mois...
**[10:18] ---**
Sarge...
**[10:19] ---**
Uncle?
**[10:20] ---**
H-Happy New Year...
**[10:24] ---**
You're still half-asleep, Sarge.
Get a hold of yourself.
**[10:27] ---**
Gero? Was all that a dream?
**[10:38] ---**
Don't worry, everyone.
**[10:40] ---**
You'll all be safe here.
**[10:42] ---**
The Nishizawa Group is doing
everything it can to get ahold of this situation.
**[10:47] ---**
Please wait here for the time being.
**[10:50] ---**
I hope Fuyuki-san is okay.
**[10:53] ---**
I'm sure he's fine. The stupid frog
and Giroro should be with him.
**[10:59] ---**
We need to be patient a little longer, too.
**[11:02] ---**
Right.
**[11:03] ---**
More! There still isn't enough heat!
**[11:06] ---**
Throw those logs in! Keep it going!
**[11:09] ---**
I'll help, too.
**[11:13] ---**
There!
**[11:21] ---**
I wish I were back in that dream...
**[11:24] ---**
Me, too...
**[11:26] ---**
Still, it was a very dreamlike dream.
**[11:30] ---**
Hey, Sarge! You have to stick it out!
**[11:33] ---**
You're the only ones we can count on!
**[11:35] ---**
Uncle! Everyone! I'm sorry!
**[11:38] ---**
Armageddon again,
one five-trillionth!
**[11:41] ---**
Gero!
**[11:43] ---**
That was a little too much, Mois-chan!
**[11:46] ---**
Gero! It looks like this is the end.
**[11:50] ---**
I'm hallucinating.
**[11:52] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[11:54] ---**
Me, too...
**[11:56] ---**
Look, is that a snowman over there?
**[12:03] ---**
It's not a hallucination. I can see it, too.
**[12:06] ---**
She's fine, even in this cold.
**[12:09] ---**
Yes. That's...
**[12:12] ---**
...the Snow Woman!
**[12:15] ---**
Tama!
**[12:16] ---**
What?
**[12:16] ---**
Then...
**[12:17] ---**
...she's the one...
**[12:19] ---**
...who's behind this snowstorm?
**[12:31] ---**
W-We finally found the culprit
responsible for this blizzard.
**[12:38] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[12:39] ---**
Why, you...
**[12:41] ---**
You... You...
**[12:43] ---**
Darn it! This... stupid...
**[12:50] ---**
Gero...
**[12:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, that is dangerous!
**[12:54] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[12:58] ---**
Crack!
**[13:00] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[13:02] ---**
Since it's come to this,
I have to do something!
**[13:06] ---**
Well done!
**[13:08] ---**
You really froze everything!
**[13:10] ---**
But I have to get to a party,
**[13:14] ---**
so I'd like you to just
let me go on my way...
**[13:18] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:21] ---**
Oh, no...
**[13:22] ---**
Everyone's gonna freeze here?!
**[13:25] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[13:33] ---**
I'm glad we could meet again,
**[13:35] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[13:37] ---**
You're...
**[13:45] ---**
Did you come to save us?
**[13:47] ---**
I came to hunt "that which
lurks in the darkness."
**[13:51] ---**
You lured "that which lurks
in the darkness," Fuyuki.
**[13:55] ---**
You're saying I drew out the
mastermind behind this blizzard?
**[14:07] ---**
Daddy!
**[14:29] ---**
It vanished.
**[14:30] ---**
It escaped.
**[14:33] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki.
**[14:35] ---**
Again?!
**[14:38] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[14:40] ---**
Natsumi-san?
**[14:41] ---**
I thought I just heard Fuyuki's voice.
**[14:45] ---**
No good. My hand is so numb with cold
that I can't draw anymore.
**[14:50] ---**
It's cold! Throw in more logs...
**[14:52] ---**
That was the last log.
**[14:55] ---**
What?!
**[14:57] ---**
Hey, what are we gonna do now?
**[15:00] ---**
Was that thing before an alien?
**[15:03] ---**
Why are you gonna capture it?
**[15:04] ---**
That's because...
**[15:06] ---**
...we need it. To make Alisa human.
**[15:10] ---**
This is talking! Is this alive, too?
**[15:13] ---**
That's Daddy.
**[15:15] ---**
"Daddy"? Your father?
**[15:18] ---**
I am Nevula.
**[15:20] ---**
Alisa Southerncross is my beloved daughter.
**[15:25] ---**
But what do you mean, make Alisa human?
**[15:28] ---**
I can see it.
**[15:29] ---**
We'll lure our prey out there.
**[15:32] ---**
"Lure"?! You don't mean by using me?!
**[15:40] ---**
We couldn't even sell one Christmas cake!
**[15:48] ---**
If there were no sun...
**[15:50] ---**
...Pekopon would freeze immediately!
**[15:53] ---**
Farewell, tears!
**[15:54] ---**
Hello, courage!
**[15:56] ---**
Can you hear me, Keroro?!
**[15:59] ---**
Answer me!
**[16:02] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[16:04] ---**
My brother is more fired up and
annoying than ever! I'm really sorry!
**[16:09] ---**
He really was fired up...
**[16:12] ---**
But that saved us!
**[16:14] ---**
I'm wide awake!
**[16:16] ---**
Or, like, instant defrost?
**[16:20] ---**
What was I doing?
**[16:22] ---**
Gero? Master Fuyuki's not here.
**[16:25] ---**
Where did he go?
**[16:27] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:32] ---**
Hey! Put me down!
**[16:34] ---**
Hold on just a little longer, Fuyuki.
**[16:38] ---**
It's here!
**[16:42] ---**
As I suspected, Fuyuki drew the prey out.
**[16:46] ---**
It's a big catch. With that
much life energy, you can...
**[16:52] ---**
This time you will not escape!
**[17:01] ---**
Daddy!
**[17:04] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[17:07] ---**
Daddy!
**[17:10] ---**
Daddy!
**[17:11] ---**
This is dangerous, Alisa-chan!
**[17:14] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Can you hear me?!
**[17:17] ---**
Sarge?
**[17:18] ---**
Come over here quick! I need you!
**[17:20] ---**
Alisa-chan and I are on Nishizawa Tower!
**[17:30] ---**
Until now,
**[17:32] ---**
all of my memories had been lost,
including my own identity.
**[17:37] ---**
But the instant I came into contact
with you, I remembered everything.
**[17:44] ---**
I have also come from space!
**[17:51] ---**
That's right.
**[17:52] ---**
I am from another planet in
the deep reaches of space.
**[17:57] ---**
Billions of people had been
at war there for millennia.
**[18:02] ---**
As a result, the planet
was eventually destroyed.
**[18:06] ---**
But the consciousnesses of the billions
who had lost their bodies came together
**[18:11] ---**
and gave birth...
**[18:14] ---**
...to me!
**[18:16] ---**
That's it. It's not Fuyuki.
**[18:19] ---**
You're drawn to me!
**[18:31] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[18:34] ---**
Why are you going this far for me?
**[18:38] ---**
After all, we're...
**[18:41] ---**
...friends, aren't we?!
**[18:43] ---**
Friends...?
**[18:48] ---**
I see. You were alone, too.
**[18:52] ---**
That's why you became
as cold as ice in body and soul.
**[18:55] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[19:00] ---**
We made it in time!
**[19:02] ---**
Take this!
**[19:04] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art, Ultimate
Esoteric Technique!
**[19:06] ---**
Shooting Star Cross Backhand Blow!
**[19:11] ---**
And then Zero Dimension Slash!
**[19:14] ---**
What?!
**[19:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[19:29] ---**
Gero...
**[19:30] ---**
Sarge...
**[19:32] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[19:33] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[19:37] ---**
Is everyone safe?!
**[19:38] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[19:40] ---**
Tama!
**[19:40] ---**
I thought I was going to die.
**[19:43] ---**
Thank you! You came to rescue us.
**[19:45] ---**
I did it for the sake of the
present exchange... No, no, no!
**[19:49] ---**
If you're ever in a pinch, Master Fuyuki,
I'll come running anytime, anywhere!
**[19:54] ---**
And Daddy?
**[19:55] ---**
Where's Daddy?
**[19:58] ---**
Daddy!
**[20:03] ---**
I found something.
**[20:05] ---**
A hope named Alisa, here on this planet.
**[20:09] ---**
And I want you to live with us.
**[20:14] ---**
After all, we are both from
the same planet originally.
**[20:20] ---**
Daddy...
**[20:24] ---**
Kero...
**[20:27] ---**
E-Even if you eat us, we won't be tasty.
**[20:34] ---**
Thanks to you, she was saved.
**[20:36] ---**
Y-You're welcome.
**[20:39] ---**
G-Gero gero...
**[20:40] ---**
Yay! This way, everything gets tied up
with a ribbon, right, Mr. Sergeant?
**[20:45] ---**
That's right!
**[20:47] ---**
So... what about the party?
**[20:49] ---**
The Christmas party!
**[20:51] ---**
What happened to the present exchange?!
**[20:51] ---**
Curry alien... Hi...
**[20:54] ---**
Hey! Come on!
**[20:54] ---**
I'm Kululu.
**[21:07] ---**
Alisa-chan, you should participate
in the present exchange, too.
**[21:13] ---**
Come on!
**[21:17] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Over here!
**[21:20] ---**
Just a second, Nishizawa-san!
**[21:22] ---**
I'll be right there.
**[21:24] ---**
Thank you, Fuyuki.
**[21:26] ---**
Come on, Alisa-chan.
**[21:30] ---**
Huh?
**[21:32] ---**
A little more... A little more, and the
full set of Gundam models will be mine!
**[21:38] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
***SIGN*** Coupon for Instant Dumplings
**[21:40] ---**
Gero! What is this?!
**[21:43] ---**
Without Fukki, the program's timing was off.
**[21:47] ---**
Gero...
**[21:49] ---**
Alisa-chan! Alisa-chan!
**[21:55] ---**
What is this smell?
**[21:59] ---**
It smells like fragrant olive.
**[22:02] ---**
We'll see each other again,
won't we, Alisa-chan?
**[22:06] ---**
Yes, let's see each other again.
**[22:08] ---**
The mysterious girl, Alisa-chan.
**[22:10] ---**
To Fuyuki-kun, making memories with
Alisa-chan was a great Christmas present.
**[22:16] ---**
Well, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Yesterday I picked up a chest of drawers!
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Kinou wa tansu o hirotta
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[22:37] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
I wonder what I'll pick up tomorrow.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita wa nani o hirou n darou
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Cyling recycle!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Saikuringu risaikuru
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Sudden events that happen to you.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Totsuzen okotta hapuningu
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Curry's better with more solid bits of food.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Ookerya ureshii karee no gu
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
First is always rock; the others are taboo.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Janken saisho wa kanarazu guu
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
All of life's experiences are good!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Jinsei keiken subete ga good!
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Ahh...
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Aa...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
In this room with no furniture for me,
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Kagu no nai kono heya ni
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
I sit on my own with no money.
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Kane no nai ore hitori
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Don't droop your head.
Just keep the machine going!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Utsumukazu ni mashin o hashirasero!!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
I have no saddle... (But I have pedals.)
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Sadoru wa nai kedo "pedaru wa aru kara"
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
I picked up a bright red TV!
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Makka na terebi o hirotta
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
I put it on my bike and pedaled it home.
**[23:25] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha ni nosete kaetta
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
It was on a night
that was just a little warm.
**[23:28] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa sukoshi dake atatakai yoru datta
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
I'll keep riding my bike!
**[23:35] [SONG] ---**
Jitensha wa hashiritsuzukeru!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
With my big dreams and furniture on board,
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Dekai yume to kagu nosete
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
I'll pick up something tomorrow, too!
**[23:41] [SONG] ---**
Ore wa ashita mo nanika hirou darou!
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here!
**[23:54] ---**
New Year's Day is the key event of the year,
so I'm gonna focus on the invasion,
**[23:58] ---**
but first I want to enjoy winter vacation.
**[24:01] ---**
New Year's! End of the year rush!
**[24:04] ---**
Theatrical dramas!
**[24:05] ---**
That aside, Happy New Year!
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: Give Me Back My New Year, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Giroro: First Job of the Year
is the Invasion of Pekopon, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E142 - Keroro: Give Me Back My New Year, Sir! / Giroro: First Job of the Year is the Invasion of Pekopon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMG9E/keroro-give-me-back-my-new-year-sir--giroro-first-job-of-the-year-is-the-invasion-of-pekopon-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
***SIGN*** Dragon
***SIGN*** New
Year's
Greetings
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
**[01:32] ---**
Happy New Year!
**[01:35] ---**
Are you all having a fun
New Year's holiday?
**[01:39] ---**
Naturally, this is also a very enjoyable
New Year for someone else we know...
**[01:46] ---**
...but that's not Sergeant Keroro.
**[01:52] ---**
Keroro: Give Me Back My New Year, Sir!
**[02:09] ---**
Eurgh...
**[02:12] ---**
What time is it...
**[02:15] ---**
R-Right...
**[02:18] ---**
I've been sleeping since that tremendous battle,
the New Year's Gundam Model Tournament.
**[02:23] ---**
What day is it? Where is everyone?
**[02:31] ---**
Huh.
**[02:33] ---**
It's only the 5th.
**[02:36] ---**
Huh? The 5th?
**[02:38] ---**
Have I... just...
**[02:40] ---**
...wasted my New Year?
**[02:44] ---**
When it's complete,
let's go see the first sunrise together!
**[02:47] ---**
Huh? Which was the front again?
**[02:51] ---**
Silly thing!
**[02:54] ---**
After making the Gundam,
there was the Fukuwarai competition,
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
**[02:58] ---**
the Karuta-grabbing special...
I had so many things brewing!
**[03:03] ---**
I-It's still not too late, sir!
**[03:06] ---**
I'm getting back my New Year!
Keroro Platoon, assemble!
**[03:10] ---**
Giroro! Tamama!
***SIGN*** Connected
**[03:12] ---**
We are now connecting you to
the answering machine service.
**[03:15] ---**
I know! If there's one guy, it'd be him!
***SIGN*** Don't look for me, okay? ♥ 966
**[03:20] ---**
That constant source of
suspicious light, Kululu's room.
**[03:25] ---**
What's happened to all you guys?!
**[03:28] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[03:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[03:32] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Mysterious
**[03:34] ---**
I've never seen these books before, sir.
**[03:37] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[03:41] ---**
Gero?
**[03:43] ---**
Her stereo's... different...
**[03:48] ---**
Lady Mom...
**[03:53] ---**
Come to think of it... I'm hungry, sir...
**[03:57] ---**
Gero?
**[04:00] ---**
It's empty, sir?!
**[04:02] ---**
I see. I see what's happened, sir.
**[04:05] ---**
All those books I'd never seen
before in Master Fuyuki's room.
**[04:09] ---**
The new stereo system in Lady Natsumi's
room, very different to the usual one.
**[04:13] ---**
And the empty refrigerator.
**[04:15] ---**
This is clearly the handiwork
of someone nefarious!
**[04:18] ---**
I bet... while I was taking a little nap,
**[04:22] ---**
I allowed enemy forces to invade, sir!
***SIGN*** "While I Was Asleep" by Sergeant Keroro
**[04:25] ---**
"While I Was Asleep,"
**[04:27] ---**
by Sergeant Keroro.
**[04:30] ---**
New Year. It is the time of year
when the Pekoponians
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
**[04:33] ---**
lower their guard the most.
The greatest opportunity for invasion.
**[04:38] ---**
Invaders with their sights set on Pekopon
did not let such a chance pass them by.
**[04:44] ---**
I slept through it all.
**[04:49] ---**
While their leader was absent,
**[04:51] ---**
the men of the Keroro Platoon
**[04:53] ---**
received a signal from the invaders.
**[04:56] ---**
"Pekopon is ours!"
**[04:59] ---**
It was a clear declaration of war.
**[05:03] ---**
This is an emergency! Wake Keroro up!
**[05:05] ---**
Please, wait a moment, Giroro-senpai!
**[05:08] ---**
We cannot always rely on Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:11] ---**
We will get through this by our own power!
**[05:18] ---**
It's just as you say, Tamama.
**[05:20] ---**
We can do it ourselves if we try!
**[05:22] ---**
Yes!
**[05:25] ---**
However...
**[05:28] ---**
...it was a defeat too painful to watch.
**[05:30] ---**
Their talented commander absent,
the Keroro Platoon was virtually powerless.
**[05:34] ---**
One by one they fell.
**[05:38] ---**
As for the Pekoponians,
who had been left on their own...
***SIGN*** Peace
**[05:41] ---**
How could this happen right
at the start of the year?
**[05:44] ---**
Kero-chan must have been thwarting
outside enemies all this time.
**[05:48] ---**
I should have given him more pocket money.
**[05:51] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[05:53] ---**
No, Sergeant Keroro-sama!
**[05:55] ---**
Forgive me for all my tyranny!
***SIGN*** We're Friends
**[05:58] ---**
We can't give up!
**[05:59] ---**
We have to protect New Year's
on Earth, for Sarge's sake!
**[06:05] ---**
There you are, Pekoponians!
**[06:08] ---**
No!
**[06:11] ---**
Sis! Mom!
***SIGN*** We're Friends
**[06:19] ---**
Saaaaaarge!
**[06:24] ---**
In response to the scream of a sworn friend,
**[06:27] ---**
at last, the leader of legend,
Sergeant Keroro,
**[06:30] ---**
awoke from his long slumber.
**[06:33] ---**
I see...
**[06:35] ---**
This explains everything.
**[06:36] ---**
Curse you, invaders!
**[06:39] ---**
Can't you at least take New Year's off?!
**[06:42] ---**
Uhh, you are an invader too, you know...
**[06:51] ---**
Everyone...
**[06:52] ---**
Keroro.
**[06:53] ---**
Mr. Sergeant.
**[06:54] ---**
Commander.
**[06:56] ---**
Kero-chan.
**[06:57] ---**
Stupid frog.
**[06:58] ---**
Sarge.
**[07:01] ---**
I will avenge you all!
***SIGN*** Serious
**[07:11] ---**
I will... claim back my lost New Year!
***SIGN*** Forbidden
**[07:22] ---**
This forbidden lever...
**[07:24] ---**
Who knew a time would
come for me to turn it?
**[07:27] ---**
Farewell, peaceful memories!
***SIGN*** Forbidden
**[07:35] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[07:36] ---**
The first shrine visit of the year always
ends up being late because of me.
**[07:39] ---**
Oh, we don't care!
**[07:41] ---**
Yeah. There's no need to
come when it's packed.
**[07:46] ---**
Ah, I almost forgot, Mom!
Thanks for the New Year's money!
**[07:49] ---**
Make sure you use it wisely!
**[07:52] ---**
Actually, I already did...
**[07:55] ---**
Me, too.
**[07:56] ---**
You're both so impatient!
**[07:58] ---**
What did you use it on?
**[08:00] ---**
I got a new stereo!
***SIGN*** Mysterious
**[08:02] ---**
I got a ton of books
I've been wanting to read!
**[08:05] ---**
I must make sure not to forget
about Kero-chan's money, too.
**[08:09] ---**
I wonder if he's awake yet?
**[08:10] ---**
We are back!
**[08:17] ---**
Happy New Year, everyone.
**[08:19] ---**
Welcome back! How were your families?
**[08:24] ---**
They said I had gotten a little fat.
**[08:27] ---**
As for me, they told me
I'd lost some weight!
**[08:30] ---**
As for me, while I didn't
feel much like it...
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[08:32] ---**
...I had to show my face at New Year's,
or there'd be all kinds of problems.
**[08:37] ---**
By the way, what's happening
with Keroro? Is he still asleep?
**[08:41] ---**
Yep. Has been the whole time.
**[08:45] ---**
What's this?
**[08:46] ---**
What on Earth?
**[08:54] ---**
What in blazes happened here?!
**[08:57] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:03] ---**
Keroro, moving out!
**[09:06] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:07] ---**
Gero?
**[09:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Lady Mom! Master Fuyuki!
**[09:13] ---**
Tamama, Giroro, and Dororo!
**[09:16] ---**
What, why?
**[09:17] ---**
Didn't invading aliens get you?
**[09:19] ---**
Now, come on! Don't jinx us!
The year's only just gotten started!
**[09:24] ---**
Th-Then...
**[09:27] ---**
...where exactly did you all go,
leaving me out?
**[09:30] ---**
Shrine visit. Shrine visit.
**[09:32] ---**
And we didn't "leave you out," we tried
to wake you, and you wouldn't wake up!
**[09:36] ---**
We told you we were going back
to our home country.
**[09:39] ---**
It was fun going back there for once!
**[09:42] ---**
We already went and spent our
New Year's money at the January sales!
**[09:45] ---**
We've all had a very fulfilling New Year.
**[09:48] ---**
Then! Then! What about my New Year?!
**[09:53] ---**
You wasted it at home.
***SIGN*** Wasted it at home
**[09:57] ---**
N-No way...
**[10:00] ---**
Now I'm mad!!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[10:04] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's first misplaced
angry outburst of the year!
***SIGN*** First Misplaced Angry Outburst
**[10:07] ---**
You aren't getting away with this!
**[10:10] ---**
Ohhh! Already into your first
invasion mode of the year?!
**[10:14] ---**
You're definitely a differ—
**[10:16] ---**
Leaving me behind...
**[10:18] ---**
And enjoying New Year all by yourselves...
**[10:21] ---**
I will turn all my anger and all my sorrow...
**[10:23] ---**
...into a Happy New Year's greeting for you!
**[10:28] ---**
Wah, stop that!
**[10:29] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[10:30] ---**
What a temper tantrum!
**[10:38] ---**
Take this, you jerks!
**[10:44] ---**
I'll take you.
**[10:46] ---**
Let's go together. To the shrine.
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, and I forgot to say it!
**[10:54] ---**
Happy New Year, Sarge.
**[10:58] ---**
Happy New Year, Master Fuyuki, sir!
**[11:02] ---**
See you!
**[11:02] ---**
We'll be right back, ma'am!
**[11:05] ---**
We'll have zoni ready for you
when you get back!
**[11:07] ---**
See you!
**[11:09] ---**
What a way to start the year!
**[11:11] ---**
But it is a good thing to be able to
greet the year in such high spirits.
**[11:15] ---**
Then...
**[11:16] ---**
Oh?
**[11:17] ---**
Time for our first job.
**[11:19] ---**
Job?
**[11:20] ---**
Returning your house to normal.
**[11:23] ---**
Leaving it like this will be
inconvenient for the both you and us.
**[11:28] ---**
We're a little late
compared to everyone else,
**[11:30] ---**
but New Year's at the Hinata house
is still ahead of us!
***SIGN*** Let's have another good year!!
**[11:34] ---**
In any case, I hope we all have
another good year together!
***SIGN*** Don't look for me ♥ 966
**[11:40] ---**
Forget this New Year stuff.
**[11:46] ---**
New Year's food is good,
but don't forget curry!
**[11:59] ---**
Have you all had a nice
and relaxing New Year?
**[12:03] ---**
Well, after New Year's is over, the first job
of the year is the first day of school.
**[12:08] ---**
Giroro, are you roasting mochi?
**[12:11] ---**
Yeah. Do you want one?
**[12:13] ---**
This sweet soy sauce is incredible.
**[12:15] ---**
Thanks!
**[12:19] ---**
Hey, you wanna play battledore?
**[12:21] ---**
B-Battledore? Why me?
**[12:26] ---**
Why not? It's New Year's!
**[12:29] ---**
Okay, let's do that later!
**[12:34] ---**
She has a point.
**[12:35] ---**
I could stand to rest up and let time
pass me by during the New Year.
**[12:40] ---**
That might be important for a soldier.
**[12:43] ---**
Kero!! What are you leisurely
eating mochi over there for, huh?!
**[12:48] ---**
Wh-What's your problem, Keroro?
**[12:51] ---**
My problem?! My problem, you say?!
**[12:53] ---**
Get invading on the double, soldier!
**[12:55] ---**
Ah... Right...
**[12:57] ---**
I know. Invading, on the double...
**[12:59] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[13:03] ---**
Giroro: First Job of the Year
is the Invasion of Pekopon, Sir!
**[13:09] ---**
Listen up! There's no room in our platoon
for men who are all talk and no action, sir!
**[13:13] ---**
We're getting this Pekopon
invasion finished ASAP!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[13:18] ---**
I wonder what has gotten into
Mr. Sergeant?
**[13:20] ---**
It is as if his personality has changed.
**[13:22] ---**
Started the year off by eating
something funny, maybe?
***SIGN*** Serious (?)
**[13:26] ---**
You there! Quit your blabbering
and invade! Invade!!
**[13:30] ---**
That Keroro is...
That very same Keroro is...!
**[13:33] ---**
Wahey!
**[13:35] ---**
Keroro...!
**[13:36] ---**
You've finally...!
**[13:40] ---**
Senpai... maybe you'd better not
get too excited about this?
**[13:44] ---**
All the invasion strategies the commander
comes up with on impulse when he's like this...
**[13:44] ---**
Hmmm, what's the
easiest possible invasion? Yes...
**[13:48] ---**
Well, we've never had a single one
produce decent results.
**[13:48] ---**
Yes, the simplest and cheapest invasion...
**[13:52] ---**
What?
**[13:54] ---**
Y-You're right!
**[13:56] ---**
All the times I've anticipated results before,
only to be betrayed by him again and again!
**[14:02] ---**
It is a pleasure.
**[14:03] ---**
Na—
**[14:04] ---**
K-Kiss...?!
**[14:05] ---**
What the?!
**[14:07] ---**
We must not put off until tomorrow
the invasion we can do today, sir!
**[14:07] ---**
It may be dangerous to be drawn
into his current frenzy.
**[14:12] ---**
No, but...
**[14:14] ---**
You must not have such a
doubting heart, Giroro!
**[14:17] ---**
What's most important here
is to believe in him!
**[14:19] ---**
Y-Yeah, you're right.
**[14:22] ---**
What are you talking about!
Kululu said it, didn't he?
**[14:26] ---**
When that guy gets carried away,
there's never anything good in it for you!
**[14:29] ---**
No need to push yourself at New Year's.
**[14:32] ---**
Yeah... You're right.
**[14:34] ---**
Hey, you! Quit your mumbling!
**[14:37] ---**
If you have time to talk to yourself,
spend it thinking of an invasion plan!
**[14:42] ---**
B-But...
**[14:44] ---**
I don't think we should be quite so hasty.
**[14:46] ---**
We should take the invasion
slowly and calmly, and...
***SIGN*** Serious
**[14:49] ---**
What in tarnation are you yammerin' about?!
**[14:51] ---**
We've gotta do it right now,
or there's no point at all!
**[14:55] ---**
I'm the one who's always
saying this to him.
**[14:57] ---**
Why am I having it said back to me?
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[14:59] ---**
Anyway! Think of an invasion plan we
can do as fast as a cup ramen, sir!
**[15:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:06] ---**
Oui, Monsieur Tamama? S'il vous plaît?
**[15:09] ---**
Invasions are good too, but
**[15:11] ---**
before tomorrow, you have to send out
replies to all the New Year's cards we got.
**[15:16] ---**
Gero? And... I have to write all of those?
***SIGN*** Japan, Planet Pekopon Keroro Platoon-sama
**[15:20] ---**
Naturally.
**[15:22] ---**
New Year's cards addressed to a platoon
**[15:23] ---**
receive a personal, handwritten response
from the commander. That is a Keron Army rule!
**[15:28] ---**
Gaaahhh, why do I have to deal
with that at a time like this?!
**[15:32] ---**
W-Well... There's nothing wrong with
slowly thinking up a plan as you write.
***SIGN*** Fukubukuro
**[15:38] ---**
You normally never stop
talking about invasion!
**[15:41] ---**
I don't get why you're not behind this!
**[15:44] ---**
Do you plan on invading at *all,* red daruma?
**[15:50] ---**
Never mind, sir.
**[15:52] ---**
Okay.
**[15:56] ---**
What speed...
**[15:58] ---**
I've never seen Mr. Sergeant
work so efficiently.
**[16:03] ---**
Looks like he can do it
when he tries.
**[16:06] ---**
This motivation of Keroro's...
**[16:08] ---**
Maybe I'm overthinking this...
**[16:10] ---**
Maybe I should be giving him
the benefit of the doubt...
**[16:13] ---**
That's right, Giroro.
**[16:14] ---**
Who will believe in him, if not you?
**[16:18] ---**
Y-You're right.
**[16:20] ---**
Oh, not so fast! Are you sure
you're okay with that?
**[16:23] ---**
You're always the one chosen to be worst off
when his enthusiasm goes this high.
**[16:27] ---**
It makes total sense to doubt him here.
**[16:30] ---**
Y-Yeah, you're right.
**[16:33] ---**
You musn't! Belief is the
most important thing!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[16:36] ---**
Invasion is your policy, isn't it?
**[16:38] ---**
Ah, shut up!
**[16:40] ---**
It's the New Year!
You're entitled to take it easy!
**[16:43] ---**
Don't be led astray!
**[16:45] ---**
Keroro is making an effort
to change himself!
**[16:47] ---**
Believe in his motivation!
**[16:50] ---**
Ahh, Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Happy NY
**[16:53] ---**
"Happy NY"?
***SIGN*** have a gr8 ny!
**[16:54] ---**
"have a gr8 ny"?
**[16:56] ---**
These New Year's cards
are just too slapdash!
**[16:59] ---**
My honorable leader, I must
say that is simply too rude...
**[17:02] ---**
Looks like he can't.
**[17:06] ---**
Ah... Doesn't that show how
keen he is to invade quickly?
**[17:10] ---**
He's doing his best.
**[17:11] ---**
He'll never pull off an invasion
with an attitude like that.
**[17:15] ---**
I'm tellin' ya, if you trust him,
you're gonna get burned...
**[17:17] ---**
Th-That's not at all true!
**[17:19] ---**
Right? Leave him to his own devices!
He'll fail on his own!
**[17:23] ---**
And we can play battledore
with Natsumi, what d'ya say?
**[17:26] ---**
You mustn't! No! Please, listen
to reason! No, no, no, no!
**[17:33] ---**
Shut up already!
**[17:34] ---**
Good! Good!
**[17:36] ---**
New Year's cards finished!
**[17:39] ---**
Listen up! We have not
a moment to lose, sir!
**[17:43] ---**
We must begin our invasion
of Pekopon immediately, sir!
**[17:46] ---**
There's a trap ahead, I'm telling you.
**[17:48] ---**
Let him fail, and let's have fun
playing battledore.
**[17:52] ---**
You're right.
**[17:53] ---**
Stop everything.
**[17:56] ---**
Ah, Sergeant Major Kululu!
Where have you been, sir?
**[18:00] ---**
Kids from the Keron Army
Youth Training School
**[18:02] ---**
are here on their
"Winter Break Pekopon Tour"
**[18:04] ---**
to see the Keroro Platoon's
activities in action.
**[18:07] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[18:09] ---**
Huh? I have to deal with them?
**[18:12] ---**
But of course.
**[18:14] ---**
The honorable position of leader
is the admiration of the youth.
**[18:18] ---**
It is one of the jobs of a leader
to give them dreams for the future!
**[18:21] ---**
Not just dreams, but New Year's money, too.
**[18:23] ---**
Ah! He's got a battledore paddle!
**[18:26] ---**
Woo! Let's play battledore,
let's play battledore!
**[18:28] ---**
M-My invasion!
**[18:30] ---**
Looks like there's not
gonna be time for that.
**[18:36] ---**
Listen up, men! Time is short!
**[18:38] ---**
I want you all pumped up
for an invasion, sir!
**[18:41] ---**
New Year's caller here to see you.
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
***SIGN*** Bratterling Alien
**[18:44] ---**
Boheeeee!
***SIGN*** Fukubukuro
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[18:46] ---**
Huh? Hang on. What? No one told me?
**[18:49] ---**
Hope we get along well again this year!
**[18:52] ---**
Oh, man, this thing's awesome!
Mind if I have it?
**[18:55] ---**
No, well, um, I mean, that's mine...
**[18:57] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[18:59] ---**
What's yours is mine,
and what's mine is mine, right?
**[19:03] ---**
You're cheeky for a Keronian.
**[19:05] ---**
Commander, there're even more
New Year's callers for you.
***SIGN*** Happy New Year
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
**[19:15] ---**
Hey. Let's just leave these guys
alone already and do our own thing.
**[19:19] ---**
Giroro! What are you doing?
**[19:21] ---**
You're the only one who
can save him right now!
**[19:25] ---**
You again?! Butt out!
**[19:27] ---**
Listen to me.
**[19:28] ---**
Keroro wants to invade so badly,
**[19:31] ---**
and his inability to do it
is causing him suffering!
**[19:33] ---**
Isn't that how you normally feel?
**[19:35] ---**
Why won't you empathize with him?
**[19:38] ---**
Yeah... But...
**[19:40] ---**
Don't be tricked!
**[19:42] ---**
Are you content to spend the next year
stuck as a punching bag?
**[19:44] ---**
P-Punching bag?
**[19:46] ---**
So what? What's wrong with that?!
**[19:48] ---**
Screw that! I'll beat some sense into you!
**[19:51] ---**
I can hold my own, you know!
**[19:52] ---**
Ah, well, hi, yes, good to...
**[19:55] ---**
What?!
**[19:57] ---**
Wait, no, stop! Don't push! I can't breathe!
**[20:00] ---**
Darn you, darn you!
**[20:01] ---**
You freaking pains in the butt!
***SIGN*** Lemme Invaaaade!!
**[20:04] ---**
Lemme invade seriously, you jerks!
**[20:08] ---**
Invade seriously?!
**[20:10] ---**
Wah! They're running away!
**[20:12] ---**
Honorable leader! If you fire on your guests,
this will become an intergalactic incident!
**[20:17] ---**
You jerk! I'll report you to Keron Army HQ!
**[20:21] ---**
We're already getting
admonitions from HQ.
**[20:25] ---**
Shut up! Invasions aren't
conducted in the meeting room!
**[20:28] ---**
They happen out in the field!
**[20:30] ---**
My honorable leader! Please, desist!
**[20:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, stop!
**[20:35] ---**
No... Don't stop him!
**[20:37] ---**
We are invaders!
**[20:39] ---**
This is more important than New Year's cards,
visitor groups, and New Year's greetings!
**[20:44] ---**
Finally, that time is upon us!
**[20:45] ---**
Yes, Keroro! Now is the time for invasion!
**[20:48] ---**
Stand! Take up your weapons!
**[20:51] ---**
Yes! That is who you are
and should be, Giroro!
**[20:54] ---**
Believe in Keroro, and fight alongside him!
**[20:58] ---**
I admit defeat! Go ahead and invade!
**[21:02] ---**
Let's go, Keroro!
I'll follow you to hell and back!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[21:08] ---**
Gero...
**[21:11] ---**
Keroro! Where do we begin our assault?!
**[21:13] ---**
The City Hall? The National Diet Building?
The United Nations Headquarters?
**[21:16] ---**
If you want, we can charge on ahead
and do them one after another!
***SIGN*** Invasion
**[21:22] ---**
Meh. It's midnight now.
**[21:25] ---**
Pointless now. I'm done, I'm done.
**[21:27] ---**
Wh-What are you saying, Keroro?
**[21:29] ---**
Well, let me be honest.
**[21:32] ---**
There was a special bonus for the
commander if we invaded yesterday.
***SIGN*** Special
Bonus
**[21:37] ---**
I used up all the money
I got from Lady Mom,
***SIGN*** Fukubukuro
**[21:40] ---**
so I had no money left for the Gundam
model coming out later this week.
**[21:44] ---**
But the day's over now, y'know...?
**[21:47] ---**
Won't get a bonus...
And it is New Year's...
**[21:50] ---**
Invasion's off.
**[21:53] ---**
You jerkface!!
**[21:55] ---**
Invade! Invade!!
We're invading right nooooow!!
**[21:59] ---**
What?! What are you—?!
That's dangerous!
**[22:02] ---**
It's the middle of the night, sir!
**[22:04] ---**
Some other time! Some other time!
**[22:07] ---**
What are you saying?! We do it
right now! We invade right now!!
**[22:10] ---**
Invasion, invasion! Are you from the village
where everyone says invasion?!
**[22:14] ---**
Will you guys keep quiet?!
**[22:16] ---**
Well, anyway... good luck with
your invasions this year!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Mecha Viper R
**[23:54] ---**
This year's the Year of the Pig?
**[23:55] ---**
No no no! This year is without doubt
the Year of the Keroro!
**[23:58] ---**
It's gonna be a lucky year for me, sir!
**[24:01] ---**
Ah, there's no Year of the Giroro,
by the way. That would be unlucky.
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. How old is too old
to get New Year's money?
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: A Miracle?! Keroro's Father, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"The Hinata House Sinks, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Evacuate
***SIGN*** Oh, crap
***SIGN*** Run!!
***SIGN*** Emergency
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E143 - Keroro: A Miracle?! Keroro's Father, Sir! / The Hinata House Sinks, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JP33/keroro-a-miracle-keroros-father-sir--the-hinata-house-sinks-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:32] ---**
It began with a single phone call.
**[01:45] ---**
Yes, hello?
**[01:49] ---**
I'll take out the trash next week, ma'am.
**[01:51] ---**
Ah, it's Keroro! Ya well?
**[01:53] ---**
Gero!
**[01:54] ---**
F... F-F-F...
***SIGN*** Keroro's Father
**[01:56] ---**
Father!
**[02:01] ---**
Keroro: A Miracle?! Keroro's Father, Sir!
***SIGN*** Mumbai/Deli
London
New York
Rome/Moscow
Kuala Lumpur
Amsterdam
Seoul
Frankfurt
Rome
Milan
Colombo/Malé
Seoul
Shanghai
Chicago
**[02:06] ---**
I'm at Narita Airport
on the way back from Hawaii.
***SIGN*** Narita Airport
**[02:09] ---**
Back from Hawaii...?
You're on Pekopon, sir?
**[02:12] ---**
Goin' to the ol' Wai-Ha at New Year's!
**[02:15] ---**
Puts me in a pretty elite club, I reckon!
**[02:18] ---**
Oh! That's my father, sir!
**[02:20] ---**
Think I had a few too many tipples
of the wine on the plane, too.
**[02:25] ---**
Ahh, I'm gonna drop in for a bit.
**[02:27] ---**
Be right over. Aloha!
**[02:29] ---**
Aloha... haha...
**[02:31] ---**
Now?!
**[02:33] ---**
So, he did not say what
he was coming here for?
**[02:37] ---**
Surely it is the desire of a parent
to see the face of his son?
**[02:40] ---**
Y-Yeah, that must be it!
**[02:42] ---**
Nahh... Don't you think it's 'cause you're
not getting anywhere with the invasion?
**[02:46] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:46] ---**
A-Are you sure he's not
coming here to tell you off?
**[02:49] ---**
Gero!
**[02:51] ---**
We haven't seen Keroro's father in a while.
Let me explain quickly.
**[02:55] ---**
He was a legend back when he was serving,
feared as the "Ogre Sergeant."
***SIGN*** Downed five space battleships
in the Three Week War
Wiped out three
enemy companies
in the 3rd Battle of Moul
Captured the enemy
commander in the
4th Battle of Moul
Fell into the ocean
during Operation Pritish
Made allies of three
large planets during
Operation Odensa
***SIGN*** First successful invasion of
Aburo for the Keron Army
Shot down 9
Comsco squad MS12s
in Side 9 territory
Was held captive
during Operation Cenbalo
Went down with
MS-01 Comet during
Operation Moon One
**[02:59] ---**
The King of Sergeants.
**[03:03] ---**
A-Anyway!
**[03:05] ---**
We have to show him that we're properly
moving forward with our invasion plans, sir!
**[03:11] ---**
See you later!
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Keron Army New Temporary Headquarters
**[03:17] ---**
Gerori.
***SIGN*** Welcome, Father Pekopon Invasion HQ Visit
***SIGN*** Invasion Progress Chart
January 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Keroro O O O O O O O O
Tamama X X O O
Giroro X X X X O
Kululu X
Other
**[03:23] ---**
Little bit to the right!
**[03:25] ---**
Okay, come down gently...
**[03:28] ---**
Good.
**[03:30] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:32] ---**
It's detected him.
**[03:34] ---**
He is here this soon?
**[03:36] ---**
He certainly is the King of
Sergeants. Expeditious!
**[03:39] ---**
Gero!
**[03:41] ---**
I even feel a sense of zeal.
**[03:43] ---**
W-We'll greet him at the front door, sir!
**[03:48] ---**
Gero!
**[03:55] ---**
Garrra gara gara!
**[03:58] ---**
Viper?!
**[04:00] ---**
What a shock! The one who appeared there
***SIGN*** Mecha Viper R (Return)
**[04:02] ---**
was Mecha Viper R (Return)!
**[04:04] ---**
It's been a while, Keronians!
**[04:07] ---**
Now, prepare yourselves!
**[04:09] ---**
I did not go see my family at New Year—
I spent the time powering up like crazy instead!
**[04:13] ---**
You will learn how truly terrifying
my youth has made me!
**[04:17] ---**
Darn it!
**[04:19] ---**
We'll handle this guy!
**[04:21] ---**
Giroro!
**[04:21] ---**
Keroro! You go greet your old man!
**[04:24] ---**
We will beat him and show you
how great we are!
**[04:27] ---**
Tamama!
**[04:28] ---**
Leave it to us, my honorable leader!
**[04:29] ---**
Dororo!
**[04:30] ---**
Fine... Guess I'll help ya out.
**[04:33] ---**
Kululu!
**[04:35] ---**
It's so good to have...
**[04:37] ---**
...subordinates like you, sir!
**[04:39] ---**
You're not getting away, gara!
**[04:41] ---**
Gero!
**[04:47] ---**
Dororo-sama, I will never forget
what you have done for me today.
**[04:50] ---**
Now, be on your way.
**[04:52] ---**
Right.
**[04:54] ---**
Will you just go?!
**[04:59] ---**
Foolish... You think that
will help you, gara?!
**[05:02] ---**
I-Impossible... That was a direct hit!
**[05:05] ---**
You're not getting away, gara!
**[05:12] ---**
The heck is this thing?! What's going on?!
**[05:15] ---**
I will break it for you!
**[05:18] ---**
Tamama Impac—
**[05:25] ---**
Curse you!
**[05:33] ---**
Argh! He's too fast for me to aim!
**[05:35] ---**
Yeah, this is bad. He's too strong.
**[05:42] ---**
Ah! I have blundered!
**[05:45] ---**
Help me!
**[05:47] ---**
Garrra gara gara!
**[05:49] ---**
Now I've caught you all, gara!
**[05:53] ---**
What the— Agh!
**[05:54] ---**
What is this?!
**[05:55] ---**
A... a grave situation!
**[05:57] ---**
I'm sopping wet.
**[05:59] ---**
Hipporito! Hipporito!
**[06:07] ---**
How d'you like that?!
**[06:08] ---**
It'd take a miracle to
save you guys now, gara!
**[06:13] ---**
Shockingly, the Keroro Platoon were
all turned into bronze statues!
**[06:18] ---**
And now, with his powerful claw, Viper R is
about to smash the bronze statues to pieces!
**[06:23] ---**
The Keroro Platoon is in danger!
**[06:25] ---**
Mecha Viper R approaches!
**[06:27] ---**
Is this it? Is there no tomorrow
for Sarge and the others?!
**[06:41] ---**
Yo...
**[06:44] ---**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[06:57] ---**
Keroro's father, here all the way from the
58th planet of the Toad Nebula via Hawaii,
**[07:02] ---**
and tired out from his long, long journey,
had finally expended all his energy and died!
**[07:10] ---**
Ahh, sorry.
**[07:12] ---**
Still got all that wine in my system.
**[07:15] ---**
He was just drunk.
**[07:17] ---**
D-D-Don't you mock me, gara!
**[07:20] ---**
Gara? What's a gara?
**[07:21] ---**
What?!
**[07:25] ---**
These can't be...
**[07:27] ---**
This can't be...
**[07:29] ---**
M-My son...!
**[07:32] ---**
My son!!
**[07:35] ---**
This is just...
***SIGN*** (Congratulations!) Pekopon Invasion Commemorative Statue
**[07:39] ---**
...amazing! I can't believe my son has been
honored with such a magnificent bronze statue!
**[07:42] ---**
Bronze statue?!
**[07:45] ---**
My, my, he must be doing such a fine job!
**[07:49] ---**
Dandy, dandy!
**[07:51] ---**
This is ridiculous!
Why can't I hit him, gara?!
**[07:55] ---**
Wait.
***SIGN*** Dandy! Dandy! Dandy! Dandy! Dandy!
**[07:57] ---**
When the cries of "Dandy, Dandy"
echo across the battlefield,
**[08:00] ---**
it signifies the coming of the most fearsome
of Keronians, out to hunt our Viper family!
**[08:05] ---**
Dandy, dandy!!
**[08:07] ---**
It can't be! This guy is the Keronian
from that horrifying legend?!
**[08:14] ---**
Dandy, dandy!
**[08:16] ---**
G-G-Gara...
**[08:18] ---**
Acts of warfare are forbidden on Pekopon 'round
this time by space law, so I can kick back
**[08:24] ---**
Come to think of that, thought I saw a few
of 'em loitering around here, space police.
**[08:28] ---**
S-Space police?
**[08:32] ---**
Now this is bugging me... Are you...?
**[08:36] ---**
N-Not good, gara...
**[08:38] ---**
If this battle is reported to the space police,
I'll be headed to the slammer, gara...
**[08:45] ---**
Why...?! I can't move, gara!
**[08:47] ---**
I'm like a frog under the glare of a snake,
**[08:49] ---**
or, no, wait... a snake
under the glare of a frog?
**[08:53] ---**
Y-Y-Yeah, but, w-w-wait,
if this guy's a frog,
**[08:55] ---**
then I'm a snake like a frog under
the glare of a frog like a snake?
**[08:59] ---**
Gaaaah, my head, gara!
**[09:02] ---**
Mmm?
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[09:10] ---**
This.
**[09:11] ---**
Huh?
**[09:11] ---**
New Year's money for ya.
Gotta give somethin' back, ya know?
**[09:15] ---**
You're the one who made an' polishes
those bronze statues, aren'tcha?
***SIGN*** (Note) These are not actually bronze statues
**[09:20] ---**
Looks like you could do some pretty
precise work with this baby.
**[09:25] ---**
Bet it's good for scratchin'
the ears, too, huh?
**[09:28] ---**
D-Don't touch it, gara!
**[09:30] ---**
No way I'd clean them or polish them!
**[09:32] ---**
Listen up. You wanna know who I am?
**[09:35] ---**
You're...
**[09:36] ---**
...just tryin'a be a good son, aren'tcha?
**[09:41] ---**
How can he just hit the bullseye on the
deepest concern inside my heart?!
**[09:47] ---**
Family comes first. Work comes second.
**[09:50] ---**
That's dandy.
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[09:55] ---**
Woo! Woo!
**[09:57] ---**
When I grow up, I'm gonna
take great care of you two!
**[10:01] ---**
Thank you, Mommy and Daddy!
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[10:07] ---**
Mommy... Daddy...
**[10:10] ---**
Rurtle!
**[10:13] ---**
Good work!
**[10:18] ---**
This kinda killed my motivation, gara.
It's the wrong time of year, but...
**[10:22] ---**
...I think I'll go back to see my family, gara!
**[10:29] ---**
Father!
**[10:30] ---**
Oh, Keroro! When'd you get here, son?
**[10:34] ---**
Where's Viper?!
**[10:38] ---**
What in the world...?
**[10:42] ---**
Mr. Sergeant's father?!
**[10:45] ---**
D-Did you...
**[10:47] ---**
...get rid of Viper for us?
**[10:50] ---**
Huh?!
**[10:51] ---**
From what I can see, it looks like he did.
**[10:55] ---**
On his own, he dispatched an opponent that
we were no match for, even as a group.
**[10:59] ---**
I wish I could have seen it!
**[11:00] ---**
I'm interested in what weaponry you used.
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[11:04] ---**
Here.
**[11:05] ---**
Huh? This is...
**[11:07] ---**
Handin' over New Year's money to m'boy
when he's a grown lad now...
**[11:11] ---**
I figured it'd be a smidge embarrasin',
**[11:13] ---**
but it just ain't easy gettin' down here
'less I have an excuse like this.
**[11:17] ---**
Here ya go, one for all of ya.
**[11:22] ---**
Th-Thank you...
**[11:24] ---**
But this is... What do I do with this?
**[11:27] ---**
Sis, this is amazing!
**[11:28] ---**
I think we're probably the first Earthlings to
ever receive New Year's money from an alien!
**[11:33] ---**
When you put it that way, I guess we are!
**[11:35] ---**
Well, think I'd best be on my way.
**[11:37] ---**
Huh? Already?
**[11:39] ---**
Father, why don't you stay
for at least one night?
**[11:42] ---**
'Fraid I've got an appointment to keep.
**[11:44] ---**
An appointment, sir?
**[11:46] ---**
That's with your dad, y'know!
**[11:49] ---**
Goin' ta the Atami Hot Springs!
**[11:52] ---**
My dad?!
**[11:59] ---**
Keroro's father departed,
**[12:00] ---**
after shocking everyone with news that he'd
be at Atami Hot Springs with Giroro's father.
**[12:06] ---**
I'm sure that we will talk about
Giroro's father another time.
**[12:10] ---**
Probably.
**[12:19] ---**
That day in the Hinata house
was to be like any other.
**[12:24] ---**
I think I'll be back by dinnertime.
**[12:27] ---**
Okay, see you!
**[12:29] ---**
See you!
**[12:31] ---**
Mom didn't have much of a
New Year's break, did she?
**[12:34] ---**
No...
**[12:35] ---**
Okay, I think I'll make a stew for dinner!
**[12:38] ---**
I'll help, too!
**[12:40] ---**
So, like... I think if we could
just make the ground a bit thicker,
**[12:44] ---**
we'd have a perfect diorama
of that famous scene!
**[12:48] ---**
The sense of distance is what really does it!
**[12:51] ---**
The perspective as you
look up is just dead on!
***SIGN*** Last
**[12:54] ---**
So?
***SIGN*** Last Shooting
**[12:55] ---**
So...
**[12:56] ---**
Couldn't you just dig it up a little for me?
You know, call it, expansion work, or like...
**[13:02] ---**
Do it yourself.
**[13:03] ---**
Huh?! What happened to your raison d'être
of making anything in a couple seconds flat?!
***SIGN*** Raison d'être
(reason for existing)
**[13:09] ---**
We ran out of budget the other day, remember?
***SIGN*** Last Shooting
**[13:14] ---**
G-Gero...
**[13:16] ---**
You're telling me... You're telling me
to give up just because of that?!
**[13:20] ---**
Give up on the emotion I felt
at the Gunpla Expo?!
***SIGN*** Last Shooting
**[13:24] ---**
I too want to make a super diorama
that exceeds those, sirree!
**[13:29] ---**
Gero?
**[13:30] ---**
What is this?!
***SIGN*** Keroro Gunsou
***SIGN*** The Hinata House Sinks, Sir
**[13:46] ---**
The Hinata House Sinks, Sir!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[14:00] ---**
My Gundam models...!
**[14:12] ---**
What? A power cut?
**[14:14] ---**
Sis!
**[14:15] ---**
Look!
***SIGN*** Small Subterranian Exploration Vessel Mitsudawa
***SIGN*** Central Command Room
**[14:35] ---**
This is pretty bad.
**[14:37] ---**
Looks like the majority of the secret base
got swallowed up by the muddy water.
**[14:42] ---**
My Gundam models...
where have they floated off to?
***SIGN*** Sergeant's Room
**[14:46] ---**
Now is not the time for that...
**[14:48] ---**
- Closing in on Point 0.
**[14:50] ---**
Good jorb.
**[14:51] ---**
That's where the muddy water burst out from.
**[14:53] ---**
My Gundam models!
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Gallery
**[15:01] ---**
So that's...
**[15:06] ---**
Gyaaaaaah!!
**[15:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:10] ---**
Well, this ain't good.
**[15:12] ---**
Looks like we've got some delamination.
**[15:14] ---**
What do you mean?
***SIGN*** Base Indoor Pool
**[15:16] ---**
Our current secret base is like a
procession of different facilities.
***SIGN*** Base Indoor Shooting Range
***SIGN*** Invasion Machine Hangar
**[15:19] ---**
We already had a weak foundation, and a ton
of holes from end-of-year expansion work.
**[15:24] ---**
Add this attack to that...
**[15:25] ---**
Attack?!
**[15:26] ---**
Laying a pickaxe into the Gundam Model
Gallery was what did it in, if you ask me.
***SIGN*** Pickaxe
***SIGN*** It's your fault!!
***SIGN*** Reference Footage
**[15:33] ---**
So that caused damage to our ground
layer, and caused a delamination.
***SIGN*** Hinata House
***SIGN*** Tent
***SIGN*** Sergeant's Room
***SIGN*** Secret Base
**[15:41] ---**
So some kind of a total catastrophe happened!
**[15:45] ---**
And so, the surface ground liquefied.
**[15:48] ---**
I... I see.
***SIGN*** Hinata House
***SIGN*** Tent
***SIGN*** Sergeant's Room
***SIGN*** Secret Base
**[15:51] ---**
At this rate,
the base itself is gonna sink.
**[15:54] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Emergency
***SIGN*** Final Weapon Room
**[15:56] ---**
So the central computer's emitting an
emergency field to stabilize the base,
***SIGN*** Special Field Active!!
***SIGN*** Hinata House
***SIGN*** Tent
***SIGN*** Sergeant's Room
***SIGN*** Secret Base
**[16:01] ---**
and temporarily prevent it from sinking.
**[16:05] ---**
So that is what is happening.
**[16:07] ---**
That's why the breaker tripped
and switched us to backup power.
**[16:11] ---**
So we narrowly avoided the Hinata house
sinking down into the mantle?
**[16:15] ---**
Not quite.
**[16:16] ---**
The field consumes a considerable
amount of energy.
**[16:19] ---**
It won't last long.
**[16:21] ---**
How much longer have we got?
**[16:22] ---**
We only need about half a year,
**[16:24] ---**
then we could move everything
to Momocchi's property,
**[16:27] ---**
and I'd have lovey-dovey dates
with Mr. Sergeant every day!
**[16:30] ---**
We have ten minutes.
**[16:31] ---**
Geh?! It's going to sink in ten minutes?!
**[16:34] ---**
You idiot! Tell us that *first*!
**[16:37] ---**
That's how I roll.
**[16:42] ---**
Sinking...
**[16:43] ---**
Darn it. I'm heading back!
I have to inform Natsumi...
**[16:48] ---**
Giroro-kun.
**[16:50] ---**
There's no need to inform her, sir.
**[16:52] ---**
What?!
**[16:55] ---**
Now that almost all my
Gundam models are gone,
**[16:58] ---**
I've discovered my nihilistic side.
**[17:01] ---**
Now it's come to this...
**[17:03] ---**
...it's best not to do anything at all.
**[17:05] ---**
Not do anything at all?!
**[17:08] ---**
Yes... Whether the Hinata house sinks or not,
***SIGN*** It's best not to do anything at all... by Keroro
**[17:12] ---**
it's best not to do anything.
**[17:14] ---**
All we need to do is evacuate
to our spaceship.
**[17:17] ---**
And the Hinata house is the enemy base...
if it disappears, it will make it easier to invade.
**[17:25] ---**
Sink... Sink...
**[17:29] ---**
Sin—
**[17:29] ---**
Our house is *SINKING*?!
**[17:31] ---**
Kermadec!
**[17:33] ---**
Sarge! Do something!
**[17:36] ---**
That is that, and this is this.
**[17:38] ---**
Sarge!
**[17:39] ---**
But I mean, this might be our best chance
for invasion, right at the start of the year!
**[17:44] ---**
And you don't care about
sacrificing your friends' house?!
***SIGN*** Friend Attack
**[17:48] ---**
W-Well...
**[17:50] ---**
That depends...
**[17:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[17:53] ---**
There's no more time!
**[17:55] ---**
You're kidding me, right?
**[17:57] ---**
The house...
**[17:59] ---**
...can't disappear!
**[18:01] ---**
Sis...
**[18:03] ---**
Mom worked all through every
New Year without a break...
**[18:07] ---**
She worked as hard as she could
for so long to finally buy this house!
**[18:11] ---**
G-Gero...
**[18:13] ---**
It belongs to all of us.
**[18:16] ---**
It's precious.
**[18:18] ---**
It's our precious house!!
***SIGN*** Precious House
**[18:31] ---**
Our... precious...
**[18:34] ---**
...house...
***SIGN*** Invasion
***SIGN*** For the Sake of Humanity (Frogs, Too)
**[18:38] ---**
I'm sorry, ma'am!
**[18:40] ---**
I take it all back, ma'am!
***SIGN*** This is an order!!
**[18:45] ---**
This is an order!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: Operation Stop The Hinata House Sinking!!
**[18:46] ---**
Keroro Platoon: do everything in your power
to stop the Hinata house from sinking!
**[18:51] ---**
Sarge!
**[18:52] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[18:53] ---**
Roger dodger!
**[18:54] ---**
Okay, I'll give it my best!
**[18:54] ---**
Tch. How boring.
**[18:57] ---**
Don't worry, Natsumi...
**[19:00] ---**
I will never let you cry!
**[19:06] ---**
Why is the body spinning?!
**[19:14] ---**
Time's up.
***SIGN*** Evacuate
***SIGN*** Oh, Crap
***SIGN*** Run!!
***SIGN*** Emergency
**[19:15] ---**
All evacuate. All evacuate.
***SIGN*** Lost
**[19:17] ---**
Stabilization field lost.
***SIGN*** Hinata House
***SIGN*** Tent
***SIGN*** Sergeant's Room
***SIGN*** Secret Base
**[19:19] ---**
This base will now begin to sink.
***SIGN*** Sinking Commencing
***SIGN*** Hinata House
**[19:26] ---**
It's started sinking all the way down.
**[19:28] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Isn't there any way?!
**[19:32] ---**
Should be enough to reinforce the weak
ground with harder ground, but...
**[19:36] ---**
...the only one who can do that...
**[19:41] ---**
Gero!
**[19:41] ---**
Tama!
**[19:46] ---**
Let's contact Saburo-san and get him
to use his materialization pen to—
**[19:49] ---**
There isn't enough time!
**[19:50] ---**
H-He told me he was on
vacation over New Year's...
**[19:54] ---**
We're done for, sir!
**[19:56] ---**
I do not care what happens to me,
as long as I am with Mr. Sergeant.
***SIGN*** Umm...
**[19:59] ---**
Umm...
**[20:03] ---**
Happy New Year!
**[20:07] ---**
L-Lady Mois!
**[20:09] ---**
I just returned here from my homeland!
**[20:12] ---**
I hope we all get on really
well this year, too!
**[20:15] ---**
Oh! What a lovely geological layer!
**[20:18] ---**
Or, like, all-out new year?
**[20:19] ---**
Don't be so oblivious!
**[20:21] ---**
Sarge! Do you think Mois-chan
might be able to...?
**[20:25] ---**
Lady Mois, I need to ask you something!
**[20:28] ---**
What is it?
**[20:29] ---**
Thisthisblahblahsoandso, ma'am!
**[20:32] ---**
And so... can you reinforce this weak ground
layer with harder ground or something?
**[20:37] ---**
Yes! That'd be quite easy!
***SIGN*** Mois-sama...
**[20:40] ---**
Yes!
**[20:42] ---**
There's a perfect point
for it just near here!
**[20:45] ---**
Ah! Can I try splitting Antarctica
in two while I'm at it?
**[20:49] ---**
We'll pass on that one!
**[20:51] ---**
Is that so...
**[20:53] ---**
Okay, be right back!
***SIGN*** Dororo and Koyuki's House
**[20:59] ---**
What?! The Hinata house is sinking?!
**[21:02] ---**
This area has just the right ground foundation
for it, so I hope you don't mind my intrusion!
**[21:05] ---**
Very good. I shall observe!
***SIGN*** Outside in the Vicinity of the Water Wheel Hut
**[21:08] ---**
The Angol Tribe's Ultimate
Esoteric Technique!
**[21:12] ---**
Armageddon: One ten-thousandth... Neo!
***SIGN*** Neo
**[21:19] ---**
The energy of Mois-chan's strike
went straight through the mantle!
***SIGN*** Lower Mantle
***SIGN*** Outer Core
Inner Core
**[21:23] ---**
And...
***SIGN*** Hinata House
***SIGN*** Tent
***SIGN*** Sergeant's Room
***SIGN*** Secret Base
**[21:27] ---**
Secret base: destroyed!
**[21:39] ---**
And so the Hinata house returned to normal.
**[21:43] ---**
I'm home!
**[21:45] ---**
Oh! That smells wonderful!
**[21:48] ---**
Stew, huh?
**[21:49] ---**
Fuyuki helped.
**[21:51] ---**
I peeled the potatoes!
**[21:53] ---**
Oh! Thank you!
**[21:57] ---**
Why is Giro-chan's tent so muddy?
**[22:04] ---**
M-My...
***SIGN*** Ex Gundam Model Room Entrance
**[22:07] ---**
My Gundam model room...
**[22:11] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[22:14] ---**
Apparently, Corporal Giroro was
excavated a full 24 hours later.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Space Police Officer in charge
of regional patrols, Poyan here!
***SIGN*** Usanda Hikari
***SIGN*** Yamato Nadeshiko
**[23:56] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo.
***SIGN*** Mine Fuchiko
**[23:59] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyon poyon.
**[24:01] ---**
Ahh, Poyon-senpai! The next episode
comments are going to be over!
***SIGN*** Those Who Do Not Look After Them Shall Not Keep Them!!
**[24:06] ---**
Never mind that!
**[24:08] ---**
You won't be forgiven!
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro Iron Mask Legend:
The Mysterious Deka-Mimi (Huge Ears), Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E144 - Keroro Iron Mask Legend: The Mysterious Deka-Mimi (Huge Ears), Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5N2G/keroro-iron-mask-legend-the-mysterious-deka-mimi-huge-ears-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:30] ---**
The start of a new semester often brings
with it new encounters, doesn't it?
**[01:34] ---**
For example...
**[01:36] ---**
...transfer students!
***SIGN*** Usanda Hikari
**[01:39] ---**
I'm Usanda Hikari.
**[01:41] ---**
That's "usan" like "usankusai" (suspicious)
plus "ta" (rice field), Usanda.
**[01:44] ---**
Nice to meet you.
***SIGN*** Yamato Nadeshiko
**[01:48] ---**
Nyo.
**[01:49] ---**
Or transfer students!
***SIGN*** Mine Fuchiko
**[01:52] ---**
Nyu.
**[01:53] ---**
Or transfer students?!
***SIGN*** Usanda Hikari Yamato Nadeshiko Mine Fuchiko
**[01:55] ---**
Be nice to them, everyone!
**[01:57] ---**
Okay!
**[02:00] ---**
Ears? And... three transfer students at once?
**[02:06] ---**
Keroro Iron Mask Legend:
The Mysterious Deka-Mimi (Huge Ears), Sir!
**[02:12] ---**
Quietly... Quietly...
**[02:15] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[02:16] ---**
Gero...
**[02:17] ---**
What are you doing?
**[02:19] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi! Welcome home, ma'am!
**[02:24] ---**
Are you hiding something?
**[02:25] ---**
Gero! N-No, nothing at all, ma'am!
**[02:29] ---**
Bringing an abandoned pet into the house?!
I'd never do something like that, ma'am!
**[02:33] ---**
Gero?! H-Hey, don't come out, s— Gero!
**[02:37] ---**
A rabbit?
**[02:38] ---**
Hey! Wait, sir! I said wait! Hey!
**[02:41] ---**
Today seems to be rabbit day for some reason.
***SIGN*** Transfer Students
**[02:45] ---**
Starting with those weird transfer students.
**[02:47] ---**
I'm back!
**[02:49] ---**
Huh? What's up?
**[02:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[02:52] ---**
Look, look! This rabbit was just
abandoned at the roadside, sir!
**[02:56] ---**
Huh... Really?
**[02:59] ---**
I ran away from it,
but it just kept chasing me...
**[03:02] ---**
...and looking at me with those round eyes...
I couldn't just leave it where it was, sir!
**[03:09] ---**
Could I, Pyonta?
**[03:11] ---**
Well, it is cute,
**[03:12] ---**
but Mom hates animals,
so we can't keep it at home.
**[03:16] ---**
C-Can't we do something about that?!
**[03:18] ---**
Wait, there might be a way.
**[03:22] ---**
Do you really think so, Master Fuyuki?!
**[03:25] ---**
And the next day.
***SIGN*** Geeeroooo...
**[03:26] ---**
Gero!
**[03:28] ---**
I can't believe there was such a wonderful
rabbit paradise inside the school!
**[03:33] ---**
See, Pyonta won't be lonely here!
**[03:35] ---**
Aren't you happy, Pyonta?
**[03:37] ---**
In exchange...
**[03:39] ---**
Gero?
**[03:39] ---**
You have to take good care of it
every day, Sarge.
**[03:43] ---**
That's the condition for having
them keep Pyonta for you.
***SIGN*** Those Who Do Not Look After Them Shall Not Keep Them!!
**[03:48] ---**
Those who do not look after them
shall not keep them!
**[03:50] ---**
That's just common sense.
**[03:52] ---**
Oh, good! Well, then,
class is starting in a moment, so...
**[03:55] ---**
Master Fuyuki, I'm in your debt, sir!
**[04:11] ---**
What was that?!
**[04:13] ---**
Space police officer... Poyon here, poyo!
**[04:17] ---**
And her subordinate in
charge of regional patrols,
**[04:21] ---**
Poyan here, poya!
**[04:23] ---**
Poyon-chan and...
**[04:25] ---**
...Poyan-chan?
**[04:26] ---**
Please.
**[04:28] ---**
We wanted to talk to you
somewhere in private, poyo.
**[04:32] ---**
So this is the Natsumi-san
I've been hearing about, poya.
**[04:35] ---**
Nice to meet you. I'm Poyan, poya!
**[04:38] ---**
Ah... I remember you...
**[04:40] ---**
Huh? Have we met somewhere before, poya?
***SIGN*** Hysterickian Alien
**[04:48] ---**
Back then it was as a
Hysterickian alien, though.
**[04:52] ---**
No... I'm probably imagining it...
**[04:55] ---**
So, what did you want to talk to me about?
**[04:57] ---**
The truth is, we were after a monstrous
criminal who escaped onto Pekopon, poyo!
**[05:02] ---**
A monstrous criminal?
**[05:04] ---**
But I let him get away at
the last minute, poya...
**[05:09] ---**
According to the information
from headquarters,
**[05:11] ---**
the culprit apparently wormed his way
into this school, poyo!
**[05:14] ---**
What?!
**[05:15] ---**
But the culprit already knows
what we look like, poya!
**[05:19] ---**
So!
***SIGN*** Sharp Mind
**[05:21] ---**
Seeing as you have a sharp mind
and amazing athletic abilities,
***SIGN*** Amazing
Athletic
Abilities
**[05:24] ---**
and most importantly, the inability to say no
when someone needs you...
**[05:29] ---**
we have a request for you, poyo!
**[05:31] ---**
What?!
**[05:32] ---**
And... what do you mean,
inability to say no when someone needs me?
**[05:41] ---**
This is kind of unspectacular...
**[05:43] ---**
Getting bored... A little break!
**[05:52] ---**
Gero...
**[05:54] ---**
We'd like to ask you to go
undercover in our place, poyo!
**[05:59] ---**
Undercover?!
**[06:00] ---**
I can't do something like that!
**[06:03] ---**
The culprit is a Dekamimian,
**[06:05] ---**
and he has huge ears (dekai mimi), poya!
**[06:08] ---**
Huge ears?
***SIGN*** Clearly unnatural ears
**[06:10] ---**
Clearly unnatural.
**[06:12] ---**
Come to think of it, there were three new
transfer students yesterday with weird ears...
**[06:18] ---**
We're only looking for one person, poyo.
**[06:19] ---**
But it's suspicious that
they had large ears, poya.
**[06:23] ---**
I'm sure that one of those three
must be the culprit, poya!
**[06:27] ---**
But he's probably in disguise,
**[06:29] ---**
so it'd be hard even for us
to find him, poyo.
**[06:32] ---**
We want you to go undercover,
**[06:34] ---**
and find out which of them
is the Dekamimian, poya.
**[06:38] ---**
I said I'm not doing it...
**[06:40] ---**
He's a bad person who gets
new pets one after another,
**[06:44] ---**
and throws them away into space
when he gets tired of them, poyo!
**[06:48] ---**
The pets drift away to planets all over,
**[06:52] ---**
and they can't handle their environments.
**[06:55] ---**
Some suddenly grow really big,
***SIGN*** Grow really big!!
**[06:58] ---**
or go crazy,
***SIGN*** Go crazy!!
**[06:59] ---**
and some of them have even
destroyed whole worlds, poya!
***SIGN*** Destroyed!!
**[07:04] ---**
That Dekamimian sounds
like a really nasty guy!
**[07:08] ---**
So you'll help us, poyo?
**[07:10] ---**
Please, poya!
**[07:13] ---**
But...
**[07:13] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[07:15] ---**
Please, poya!
**[07:17] ---**
Please, poyo!
**[07:19] ---**
O-Okay, fine...
**[07:21] ---**
Yes!
**[07:22] ---**
See? Her personality won't let her
say no when someone needs her.
**[07:27] ---**
This is a temporary
space police badge, poyo!
**[07:30] ---**
In driver's license terms,
it'd be like a learner's permit!
**[07:34] ---**
What's this?
**[07:36] ---**
It's a yo-yo...
**[07:38] ---**
It's highly-advanced and
doubles as a weapon, poya!
**[07:41] ---**
That gives you the right to
arrest the culprit, poyo!
**[07:45] ---**
Is that how it works?
**[07:47] ---**
Oh, and... please don't
mention this to anyone, poyo.
**[07:51] ---**
It'll be pretty bad if my superiors find out
that we let the culprit get away, poyo!
**[07:57] ---**
Poyon-senpai might be held responsible
for what I did and get fired, poya...
**[08:04] ---**
Okay!
**[08:05] ---**
It's a promise, poyo!
**[08:07] ---**
It's a promise, poya!
**[08:10] ---**
Such a wicked criminal must surely
have a large bounty on his head.
**[08:14] ---**
I'll catch the Dekamimian
before Lady Natsumi,
**[08:18] ---**
and earn money for our invasion fund, sir!
***SIGN*** Essays in Idleness by Kenkou Houshi
kami he mawiru koso hoi nare to omohite (linked)
**[08:26] ---**
Usanda-san, I can't see the blackboard...
**[08:29] ---**
Ahh... I'm sorry...
**[08:31] ---**
Thanks... Sorry.
***SIGN*** Classical Literature II
**[08:41] ---**
One of these three is a Dekamimian.
**[08:49] ---**
Then I think I need to start by investigating
the one with the biggest ears, Usanda-san.
**[09:26] ---**
Following someone is pretty tricky.
**[09:28] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[09:29] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan?!
**[09:31] ---**
Don't startle me like that.
**[09:34] ---**
Sorry! Being a ninja, it's become kind of
a habit to hide my presence.
**[09:38] ---**
Yeah, I guess so...
**[09:41] ---**
You'd have no problems following
someone without being seen.
**[09:44] ---**
Huh? Did something happen?
**[09:45] ---**
Huh? N-No, nothing!
**[09:48] ---**
I'm in a bit of a hurry!
**[09:50] ---**
Sorry, Koyuki-chan!
**[09:52] ---**
Natsumi-san... How weird...
**[09:56] ---**
Please don't mention this to anyone, poyo.
**[10:00] ---**
Sorry, Koyuki-chan.
**[10:01] ---**
I can't tell you the truth.
**[10:08] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[10:14] ---**
What?!
**[10:19] ---**
I'm here, too.
**[10:23] ---**
A three-girl gang suddenly appears!
**[10:26] ---**
Their true identities were...
**[10:28] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[10:29] ---**
Gero!
**[10:30] ---**
Giroro! Tamama! What are you playing at?!
**[10:33] ---**
...completely obvious.
**[10:37] ---**
My face stolen away by an iron mask.
**[10:39] ---**
I don't even know anything
about my own birth, but...
**[10:41] ---**
...by a twist of fate, I'm now undercover.
***SIGN*** For some reason
The 2nd Sukeban Keroro
**[10:46] ---**
Sukeban (Girl Gang) Keroro II!
***SIGN*** Tamama, the Marble User
**[10:50] ---**
Tamama, the marble user!
**[10:52] ---**
Keep your mouth shut,
or I will make you suffer!
***SIGN*** Koto Nails
**[10:56] ---**
I... I too resolved to join them in
their fight against the forces of evil.
**[11:00] ---**
Wait, why do we have to dress like this
to get the reward money?!
**[11:05] ---**
You're taking advantage of the weakness
of cute pets to do whatever you want!
**[11:08] ---**
Selfish aliens who abandon their pets
when they get tired of them...
**[11:11] ---**
I swear, as Sukeban Keroro II,
I won't forgive you!
**[11:18] ---**
Continued in Part B!
**[11:26] ---**
You're taking advantage of the weakness
of cute pets to do whatever you want!
**[11:30] ---**
Selfish aliens who abandon their pets
when they get tired of them...
**[11:33] ---**
I swear, as Sukeban Keroro II,
I won't forgive you!
**[11:41] ---**
Usanda-san, it's better if you don't
get involved with these stupid guys.
***SIGN*** Stupid
**[11:46] ---**
Ah! Hold it, you two!
**[11:47] ---**
Crushed...
**[11:51] ---**
Gero!
**[11:54] ---**
Down without a fight.
**[11:56] ---**
Stop interfering, poyo.
**[12:02] ---**
Who were they?
**[12:04] ---**
Ah... no one... don't worry about it.
**[12:08] ---**
I guess everywhere has bullies
who start fights with the new kids.
**[12:13] ---**
Thanks for helping me,
**[12:15] ---**
umm...
**[12:17] ---**
Hinata Natsumi.
**[12:20] ---**
Nice to meet you, Natsumi-chan.
**[12:24] ---**
Usanda-san...
**[12:29] ---**
The ear-like crusts of the bread
are my favorite food.
**[12:32] ---**
Th-They are, huh...
**[12:34] ---**
Sure, she may like ears on bread,
**[12:37] ---**
but Usanda-san can't be the Dekamimian.
**[12:40] ---**
Which means it must be...
**[12:44] ---**
Natsumi-san is very good!
**[12:46] ---**
What a bold idea, to befriend the suspects
and get close to them, poyo!
**[12:50] ---**
There's so much I should
learn from her, poya!
**[12:53] ---**
Okay, who'd like seconds?
**[12:56] ---**
Anyone for seconds?
**[12:59] ---**
Ah, would you like more?
**[13:01] ---**
Here you are.
**[13:03] ---**
And one more. Just for you!
**[13:12] ---**
Huh? You still want more?
**[13:15] ---**
Okay, here you go.
**[13:21] ---**
M-More?
**[13:23] ---**
This is the last one, then, okay?
**[13:32] ---**
I can't imagine any Pekoponian
has that kind of appetite.
**[13:38] ---**
Then she must undoubtedly be
the Dekamimian, right?
**[13:41] ---**
The one beside her's eating
a heck of a lot, too, though.
**[13:45] ---**
Gero!
**[13:46] ---**
H-Hey, stop that...
**[13:50] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi-chan?
**[13:52] ---**
Do new classmates catch your eye that much?
**[13:54] ---**
Huh?! Ah, n-not really...
**[14:02] ---**
Huh? Where's Sarge?
**[14:04] ---**
He said it was urgent,
so I came right over to find him.
**[14:08] ---**
He's so bad...
ditching things halfway through...
**[14:16] ---**
Okay, I'm done!
**[14:19] ---**
Ah, Pyonta! Look.
**[14:21] ---**
It's a lot cleaner now.
Doesn't that make you feel good?
**[14:24] ---**
Here you are.
**[14:26] ---**
Eat as much as you want.
**[14:28] ---**
There's plenty of water, too.
**[14:31] ---**
Sorry, Pyonta.
**[14:33] ---**
I'll make sure to talk to Sarge about this.
**[14:38] ---**
Nyu... Nyo...
**[14:41] ---**
Nyo... Nyu...
**[14:42] ---**
That bottomless appetite
is definitely suspicious.
**[14:46] ---**
But which of the two is the Dekamimian?
**[14:52] ---**
You two. Which of you is the alien?
**[14:55] ---**
Reveal yourself!
**[14:57] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[14:59] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[15:00] ---**
You guys! What on Earth
do you think you're doing?
**[15:04] ---**
Lady Natsumi, we won't allow you to
monopolize the reward money, ma'am!
**[15:07] ---**
We'll catch the Dekamimian ourselves!
**[15:11] ---**
You were thinking of
something like that again?
**[15:14] ---**
My face was stolen away by an iron mask.
**[15:16] ---**
I don't even know anything
about my own birth, but...
**[15:18] ---**
...by a twist of fate, I'm now undercover.
**[15:23] ---**
Sukeban...
**[15:27] ---**
Gero!
**[15:29] ---**
Gero.
**[15:30] ---**
Once again, down without a fight.
**[15:32] ---**
Really interfering, poyo.
**[15:35] ---**
H-Hey, what's wrong with the both of you?!
**[15:39] ---**
What?!
**[15:42] ---**
Oh no!
**[15:45] ---**
Stop it, you two!
**[15:47] ---**
What on Earth is this?!
**[15:50] ---**
Oh no! They're going wild, poya!
**[15:53] ---**
Wait, poyo!
**[15:55] ---**
We should let Natsumi-san keep trying
until the last moment, poyo.
**[15:58] ---**
Poyon-senpai...
**[16:01] ---**
Yes, poya!
**[16:03] ---**
Stop it, you two!
**[16:07] ---**
Usanda-san!
**[16:08] ---**
Natsumi-chan!
**[16:10] ---**
I'm sorry for hiding this!
**[16:12] ---**
These two are Dekamimian pets!
**[16:15] ---**
They must have gotten carried away
and eaten too much food!
**[16:19] ---**
Nyo!
**[16:20] ---**
Hey! I told you to stop that!
**[16:23] ---**
Gero! Gero...
**[16:25] ---**
Come on! Stop it!
**[16:29] ---**
If Usanda-san is the owner, then...
**[16:31] ---**
...is *she* the monstrous Dekamimian criminal?
**[16:34] ---**
Wait, Pyonta!
**[16:36] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[16:44] ---**
Deka...
**[16:46] ---**
Pyonta?! What, what?! What's going on?
**[16:48] ---**
Pyonta?!
**[16:50] ---**
Be careful! Keep your distance!
**[16:52] ---**
Natsumi-san! That's the Dekamimian, poyo!
**[16:56] ---**
Then what about Usanda-san?!
**[16:58] ---**
Gero!
**[17:00] ---**
Pyonta was the Dekamimian, sir?!
**[17:03] ---**
Deka!
**[17:06] ---**
Usanda-san, what's wrong?!
**[17:08] ---**
Usanda-san!
**[17:10] ---**
Deka, deka.
**[17:13] ---**
I finally found you, deka.
**[17:19] ---**
Usanda-san!
**[17:24] ---**
Wait, what's going on?!
**[17:26] ---**
Stupid critters, fleeing all
the way down to this planet.
**[17:29] ---**
These three are my pets, deka.
**[17:34] ---**
Natsumi-chan, I'm sorry.
**[17:36] ---**
All three of us were this Dekamimian's pets.
**[17:40] ---**
But...
**[17:41] ---**
...it was only at the start that
the Dekamimian took care of us.
**[17:45] ---**
He got bored with us, and wouldn't
even take care of us properly.
**[17:48] ---**
That's why we ran away.
**[17:52] ---**
But we never thought
**[17:54] ---**
he'd come after us...
**[18:00] ---**
When you've got a toy you don't want
and someone else wants it,
**[18:02] ---**
it makes you start wanting to keep it, deka.
**[18:04] ---**
What did you say?!
**[18:06] ---**
Ahh... I kind of know the feeling, sir.
**[18:09] ---**
The same way, when something runs,
**[18:11] ---**
it makes you wanna catch it, right?
**[18:13] ---**
That's why I came all the way
to Pekopon to catch them, deka!
**[18:17] ---**
That's cruel.
**[18:18] ---**
Deka?
**[18:20] ---**
How selfish are you?
**[18:22] ---**
I can't let someone like you
**[18:23] ---**
have Usanda-san or any of the others!
**[18:26] ---**
Space police?!
**[18:28] ---**
Sis?!
**[18:29] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[18:31] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[18:35] ---**
Before I accepted the request
of the space police,
**[18:37] ---**
I was just a normal middle-schooler, but...
**[18:40] ---**
...by a twist of fate, I'm now undercover.
**[18:44] ---**
Dekamimian!
**[18:47] ---**
You're taking advantage of the weakness
of cute pets to do whatever you want!
**[18:51] ---**
And now you're trying to take them back
after they went to great pains to escape!
**[18:56] ---**
I swear as Hinata Natsumi...
**[18:57] ---**
I won't forgive you!
**[18:59] ---**
Umm... That was my line...
**[19:07] ---**
Are you all okay?
**[19:09] ---**
Deka...
**[19:11] ---**
I don't want 'em anymore, deka.
**[19:13] ---**
Instead...
**[19:15] ---**
Gero?
**[19:17] ---**
...I'll take this pet back with me, deka!
**[19:19] ---**
Gero?! You're kidding, right?! Stop, stop!
**[19:22] ---**
Ehh... go ahead, you can do
whatever you want with the stupid frog.
**[19:25] ---**
Whaaat, for real?
**[19:27] ---**
Natsumi, you jerrrk! Jerrrk!
I hate you forever!
**[19:30] ---**
Wait!
**[19:32] ---**
Sarge isn't a pet!
**[19:34] ---**
He's my friend!
**[19:36] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[19:38] ---**
Friend... deka?
**[19:40] ---**
Gero...
**[19:42] ---**
So I can't let you have him!
**[19:45] ---**
Deka...
**[19:47] ---**
And... even these pets...
**[19:50] ---**
Out of the hundreds, thousands, millions
of possible owners they could have had,
**[19:53] ---**
they met you, only you!
**[20:01] ---**
Deka...
**[20:03] ---**
A pet is no different from a friend!
**[20:06] ---**
You have to treasure them both!
**[20:08] ---**
Gero?
**[20:09] ---**
Deka!
**[20:10] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:12] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:13] ---**
I'm so glad!
**[20:15] ---**
See? Master Fuyuki and I
**[20:18] ---**
are connected by strong bonds, sir!
**[20:20] ---**
Deka.
**[20:24] ---**
Hold it!
**[20:29] ---**
Deka...
**[20:32] ---**
You're under arrest.
**[20:36] ---**
Deka...
**[20:37] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[20:39] ---**
Good work, poyo!
**[20:43] ---**
What a relief.
**[20:53] ---**
I'm sure the Dekamimian will learn from this
and won't abandon any more pets.
**[20:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:00] ---**
Well, then, thank you for all you did for us.
**[21:02] ---**
Nyo.
**[21:03] ---**
Nyu.
**[21:06] ---**
Take care!
**[21:07] ---**
Thank you, Natsumi-chan!
**[21:09] ---**
Thank you, Fuyuki-san!
**[21:12] ---**
Goodbye!
**[21:15] ---**
Gero?
**[21:16] ---**
Goodbye!
**[21:19] ---**
Tch. No greeting for me, huh?!
**[21:22] ---**
You're saying that after
all the trouble you caused?
**[21:25] ---**
Yeah, but how heartless were you today, huh?
**[21:28] ---**
It's a good thing Master Fuyuki was there,
**[21:30] ---**
or I'd have been handed over
to that Dekamimian guy!
**[21:34] ---**
Have to take care of your
friends and your pets!
**[21:37] ---**
Sarge, you too.
**[21:38] ---**
Gero?
**[21:39] ---**
You said you wanted to keep it, so you
should take care of it as long as it's around!
**[21:44] ---**
Gero...
**[21:46] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[21:48] ---**
Here's a token of our thanks, poyo!
**[21:51] ---**
So you can co-operate with the space
police at any time from now on.
**[21:54] ---**
It's a real space police badge, poyo.
**[21:59] ---**
Improved version.
**[22:01] ---**
Now we all match, poya!
**[22:04] ---**
You guys, I won't forgive you!
**[22:07] ---**
No, I don't want to go undercover anymore!
**[22:10] ---**
But who knows when that
will be pulled out again?
**[22:13] ---**
After all, Natsumi-chan just can't say no
when someone needs her.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
***SIGN*** Master Sergeant Keroro
**[23:52] ---**
It's Tamama.
**[23:53] ---**
Have you heard of the butterfly effect? They
say "a gust of wind profits the bucket maker."
***SIGN*** Master Sergeant Major Kukure
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha!
I invight invite you to my apartment!!
556
**[23:56] ---**
The wind blows, and someone gets
dust in their eyes and they hurt,
**[23:59] ---**
and then they need catskin, and then
the mice bite through the barrels,
***SIGN*** Simulation
**[24:01] ---**
and the bucket maker profits...
**[24:02] ---**
I don't get it at all!
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. Respect, respect!
***SIGN*** Respect
***SIGN*** Homage
**[24:08] ---**
"Urere: The Popular Invader, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: And Then, You Guessed It,
There Were None, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Ureureureure...
**[24:15] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E145 - Urere: The Popular Invader, Sir! / Keroro: And Then, You Guessed It, There Were None, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P3EW/urere-the-popular-invader-sir--keroro-and-then-you-guessed-it-there-were-none-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:37] ---**
That night, a single invading alien
descended upon the Earth.
**[01:41] ---**
Fed up with the lack of progress
with the Earth invasion,
**[01:43] ---**
Keron HQ sent in a popular
professional invader,
**[01:47] ---**
Urere.
***SIGN*** Ureureureure...
**[01:49] ---**
Ureureureureureure...
**[01:57] ---**
Urere: The Popular Invader, Sir!
**[02:03] ---**
The next day.
**[02:04] ---**
Urere? Who's he?
**[02:07] ---**
Was there someone like that
in the Keron Army?
**[02:09] ---**
Urere isn't a Keronian soldier.
**[02:12] ---**
He abandoned Keron, and became an
independent professional invader.
***SIGN*** (Done)
***SIGN*** INVADED
**[02:15] ---**
He'll invade any planet
his clients ask him to.
***SIGN*** INVADED
***SIGN*** UNDER OFFER
**[02:18] ---**
He's a real popular invader right now,
and gets called from planet to planet.
***SIGN*** SEIZED
***SIGN*** (Done)
**[02:22] ---**
I-If an amazing invader like that is coming
to our platoon as a sixth man, then...
**[02:28] ---**
Don't tell me... someone's getting laid off?
***SIGN*** Laid off!
**[02:31] ---**
Laid off!
**[02:32] ---**
N-No...
**[02:36] ---**
No one's getting laid off.
**[02:40] ---**
I'm busy, you see.
**[02:42] ---**
I don't intend to be on
Pekopon long. Don't worry.
**[02:45] ---**
Gero?
**[02:45] ---**
Tama?
**[02:46] ---**
You're Urere-san?
**[02:48] ---**
You seem very pleasant.
**[02:50] ---**
Yep. Nice to meet you.
**[02:52] ---**
He is pleasant!
**[02:54] ---**
Ahh, well then,
seeing as you've come all this way,
**[02:57] ---**
would you like to resonate for
a moment, as a fellow Keronian?
**[03:00] ---**
Y-Yes, good idea.
**[03:02] ---**
A six-way renonance sounds
good once in a while.
***SIGN*** Gerogerogerogero...
**[03:05] ---**
Ah...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatamatama... Girogirogirogiro... Kulukulukulukulu... Dorodorodorodoro...
**[03:09] ---**
There's no need for such social formalities.
**[03:14] ---**
I have to be gone from here by
tomorrow, so I have no time.
**[03:17] ---**
Let's spend it more rationally.
**[03:19] ---**
Y-You're going back *tomorrow*?
**[03:22] ---**
My invasion schedule is packed.
**[03:25] ---**
I have to invade five planets next week.
**[03:28] ---**
Five planets?!
**[03:30] ---**
Yep. So, let's get this
over and done with today.
**[03:34] ---**
Meeting room in five minutes, okay?
**[03:39] ---**
Th-This guy seems pretty extraordinary.
**[03:43] ---**
Not at all, sir.
**[03:45] ---**
In the first place, there's no way you
can invade five planets in a week!
**[03:49] ---**
He might be "popular" or whatever right now,
**[03:52] ---**
but dollars to doughnuts, all his invasion
strategies are half-baked and poorly thought out.
**[03:57] ---**
Well then,
**[03:59] ---**
I call the beginning of our invasion
strategy meeting with Urere-san!
**[04:03] ---**
Or, like, public speaker?
**[04:05] ---**
Thank you for having me.
**[04:07] ---**
Uhh, so? Came here with
any good plans in mind?
**[04:11] ---**
Yep. Since arriving on Pekopon last night,
**[04:14] ---**
I've been doing a little thinking.
**[04:16] ---**
Pekopon has a saying:
***SIGN*** A Gust of Wind Profits the Bucket Maker
**[04:17] ---**
"a gust of wind profits the bucket maker,"
which I used as a hint to construct this plan.
**[04:22] ---**
If you don't know the meaning of the phrase
"a gust of wind profits the bucket maker,"
**[04:25] ---**
ask your family about the butterfly effect.
**[04:28] ---**
That sounds like an interesting plan!
**[04:30] ---**
Oh, sure, it's good that it's *interesting...*
**[04:33] ---**
But our platoon doesn't have much in
the way of invasion funds, y'know?
**[04:38] ---**
We can't accept any strategies
that cost money.
**[04:40] ---**
That will be fine.
**[04:42] ---**
You'll find this plan can be executed
on a startlingly low budget!
**[04:46] ---**
Violent strategies are also not
acceptable, for the record.
**[04:48] ---**
That will be fine, as well.
**[04:50] ---**
I've done a little simulation.
**[04:52] ---**
Have a look.
***SIGN*** Simulation
**[04:54] ---**
All we will do is make the wind blow
using this giant fan.
**[04:59] ---**
The rest of the invasion
will happen on its own.
***SIGN*** Simulation
**[05:05] ---**
The wind blows, and... well, just as
in the proverb, many things follow...
**[05:09] ---**
...and the bucket maker profits.
**[05:13] ---**
And when the bucket maker profits,
well, many things follow...
**[05:16] ---**
...and the raccoons do a little jig.
***SIGN*** Simulation
***SIGN*** Bicycle
**[05:19] ---**
And when the raccoons do a little jig,
many things follow,
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Tower
**[05:22] ---**
and Sumomo-chan is tossed about by
the angry waves of the Sea of Japan.
***SIGN*** Simulation
**[05:25] ---**
And when Sumomo-chan is tossed about
by the angry waves, many things follow,
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro: The New Voyage
**[05:29] ---**
and a 4th year of the *Captain Geroro* anime is confirmed.
**[05:32] ---**
Say what?!
***SIGN*** 4th Year Confirmed
**[05:34] ---**
And when a 4th year of the
*Captain Geroro* anime is confirmed,
**[05:38] ---**
many things follow... and a sushi seller
does the Cossack dance.
***SIGN*** Simulation
**[05:42] ---**
And when the sushi seller does the
Cossack dance, many things follow,
***SIGN*** Invasion Complete
**[05:47] ---**
and ultimately, the invasion
of Pekopon is completed!
**[05:51] ---**
See? Easy, right?
**[05:53] ---**
Uh... I didn't get any of that...
**[05:57] ---**
I-It's perfect!
**[05:59] ---**
Simple plus low-budget. Peaceful plus daring.
**[06:02] ---**
A truly faultless strategy.
**[06:05] ---**
It's even got a 4th year of the *Captain Geroro*
anime nonchalantly inserted in the middle!
**[06:10] ---**
What a superb presentation!
**[06:12] ---**
Or, like, picture perfect?
**[06:16] ---**
Hmph! This invasion plan is no good, sir!
**[06:19] ---**
What?!
**[06:20] ---**
For what reason is such
a perfect plan no good?
**[06:24] ---**
Well! If you want me to put it in one word...
***SIGN*** Ai (Love)
**[06:27] ---**
...that word is *ai,* sir!
**[06:28] ---**
Or as they say in English, *love!*
**[06:30] ---**
Love?
**[06:31] ---**
Certainly, it is a perfect invasion plan,
fulfilling all the conditions.
***SIGN*** Makoto
**[06:36] ---**
But is that really all we want?
**[06:39] ---**
Something is missing.
**[06:41] ---**
Yes, that is love!
**[06:43] ---**
One can die for love!
**[06:45] ---**
Is there love in this plan?!
**[06:48] ---**
An invasion without love
is no invasion at all!
**[06:50] ---**
You, sir, are missing something very
important about being an invader!
**[06:55] ---**
Vehemence.
**[06:57] ---**
I see... love...
**[07:00] ---**
I suppose that is one way of looking at it.
**[07:02] ---**
All right!
**[07:03] ---**
Then let's scrap this strategy!
**[07:06] ---**
I have this other one...
**[07:07] ---**
Ah, no, no...
**[07:09] ---**
Let's leave it here for today. What you
need right now is a change of pace!
**[07:13] ---**
We'll put the word in to HQ for you.
**[07:16] ---**
You should forget about invasion for now
and enjoy yourself a break, sir!
**[07:20] ---**
I see.
**[07:21] ---**
Well, that might be nice once in a while.
**[07:32] ---**
Ohh!
**[07:40] ---**
This is marvelous!
***SIGN*** Dekopon
**[07:43] ---**
I can split an apple too.
**[07:46] ---**
Armageddon: about one hundred-trillionth?
**[07:50] ---**
Nice, nice!
**[07:51] ---**
What are you playing at, Keroro?!
**[07:53] ---**
What's all this *looove* crap?
**[07:55] ---**
There's no plan in existence
better than that one was!
**[07:58] ---**
Calm, calm. This is all part of my plan.
**[08:01] ---**
First, we need to dodge the subject
and get Urere to go home.
**[08:05] ---**
And then after that, Operation
"Gust of Wind Profits the Bucket Maker"
**[08:08] ---**
will be carried out by us
as a strategy *we* thought of!
**[08:12] ---**
Wait just a moment. Isn't that a ripoff?
**[08:15] ---**
This is not a ripoff!
***SIGN*** Respect
**[08:17] ---**
It's respect, and an homage, sir!
***SIGN*** Homage
**[08:20] ---**
Apparently.
**[08:23] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:24] ---**
Ah, no, nothing, sir!
**[08:26] ---**
Come on, next is karaoke, sir!
**[08:28] ---**
We'll liven up the whole night!
**[08:40] ---**
Wh-When you get to my age...
**[08:42] ---**
...all-night karaoke
really does a number on you...
**[08:45] ---**
He's not kidding.
**[08:46] ---**
But now we've safely
gotten rid of Urere, at least.
**[08:50] ---**
Let's get right on with Operation
"Gust of Wind Profits the Bucket Maker!"
**[08:58] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[09:07] ---**
This is that stupid frog again!
**[09:11] ---**
Gero?
**[09:12] ---**
Ooh! He even had a gimmick
like this programmed in!
**[09:16] ---**
I guess we're meant to
take it easy drinking tea
**[09:18] ---**
as we watch over
the success of the invasion.
***SIGN*** Keroro
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[09:21] ---**
There's one for everyone!
***SIGN*** Tamama
***SIGN*** Mois
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[09:25] ---**
Intruder. Intruder.
**[09:27] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[09:28] ---**
Gerohcrap!!
**[09:31] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Capture Successful
**[09:37] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is this?!
**[09:41] ---**
No wonder he's a popular invader.
**[09:43] ---**
He anticipated this outcome
and had a trap prepared.
**[09:47] ---**
Truly perfect...
**[09:49] ---**
But why a school swimsuit, I wonder?
**[09:52] ---**
Or, like, indoor footwear?
**[09:54] ---**
This is specific.
**[09:56] ---**
Hey! What do you call this?!
**[09:59] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[10:00] ---**
You stay there, and behold
our invasion of Earth!
***SIGN*** Invasion Level
0.25 millis/K
**[10:08] ---**
Invasion level: 0.25.
***SIGN*** The Yoshizaki Brothers' Shamisen Concert
***SIGN*** Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
***SIGN*** Lose Weight!! Space Buckets Invasion Level 1 milli/K
**[10:18] ---**
Already at invasion level 1. It looks like
the bucket makers have profited, sir.
**[10:22] ---**
"Lose Weight! Space Buckets?"
**[10:24] ---**
Isn't that a scam?
***SIGN*** Invasion Level
**[10:27] ---**
The raccoons are doing a little jig!
**[10:29] ---**
They're so cute!
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, how soothing.
**[10:33] ---**
Invasion level's at 2...
***SIGN*** Invasion Level
***SIGN*** Bicycle
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Tower
**[10:39] ---**
Ooh, Sumomo-chan!
**[10:41] ---**
Invasion level 3!
**[10:42] ---**
Hey, what is all this?!
What are you all plotting?!
**[10:46] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[10:48] ---**
When this invasion meter goes over 10,
**[10:50] ---**
the Pekopon invasion will be complete, ma'am!
**[10:53] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Invasion Level
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro: The New Voyage
**[10:57] ---**
Ooh! And while all that was happening,
we're already at invasion level 4!
***SIGN*** 4th Year Confirmed
**[11:00] ---**
The 4th year of *Captain Geroro* is confirmed!
**[11:02] ---**
Only a step away from the
end of the invasion, sir!
**[11:05] ---**
This time... This time we're
really going to succeed...?!
***SIGN*** Invasion Level
**[11:09] ---**
Invasion level 5!
**[11:13] ---**
The sushi seller has started
doing the Cossack dance!
***SIGN*** Hype Hype
***SIGN*** Hype
Hype
**[11:16] ---**
Ooh! Almost there!
**[11:19] ---**
We're almost there, sir!
**[11:20] ---**
Hold it right there, poyo!
**[11:22] ---**
Oof. Oof.
**[11:24] ---**
Poyoyoyoyo.
**[11:26] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyon poyon!
**[11:30] ---**
For the crime of space copycatting...
**[11:34] ---**
...you're under arrest, poyo!
**[11:35] ---**
Y-You've got it all wrong, ma'am!
This wasn't copycatting, it was...
**[11:39] ---**
...an homage? Respect?
***SIGN*** INVADED © Urere
**[11:41] ---**
That invasion strategy was used by
the popular invading alien Urere
**[11:44] ---**
just now on another planet, poyo!
**[11:48] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Homage Respect
**[11:49] ---**
Sounds like that Urere guy
**[11:51] ---**
conquered the next planet with the
strategy you scrapped, commander.
***SIGN*** Copying
***SIGN*** Aborted
***SIGN*** Seized
**[11:59] ---**
And so, the invasion of Pekopon was
stopped moments before completion!
**[12:03] ---**
A lesson for all of you: Don't be a copycat!
**[12:06] ---**
Not a ripoff, an homage!! Respect!!
**[12:16] ---**
It all began with a
single letter of invitation.
***SIGN*** Master Sergeant Keroro
**[12:20] ---**
Oh, for me?
**[12:22] ---**
Maybe I won tickets to the test screening
of the *Captain Geroro* movie, sir?
**[12:27] ---**
Gero? From 556?
**[12:30] ---**
That's something you don't
see every day, sir.
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha!
I invight invite you to my apartment!!
556
**[12:33] ---**
Ha ha ha ha! I invite you to my apartment!!
**[12:38] ---**
An invitation from 556?
**[12:48] ---**
Keroro: And Then, You Guessed It,
There Were None, Sir!
***SIGN*** Motana-sou
**[13:02] ---**
Ah!
**[13:03] ---**
Gero?
**[13:04] ---**
Don't tell me you guys were
invited here by 556 too, sir?
**[13:08] ---**
Yeah. I got this invitation.
**[13:11] ---**
I got one, too.
***SIGN*** Master Sergeant Major Kukure
**[13:14] ---**
Me, too.
**[13:15] ---**
I am so moved that he did not
forget about my humble self!
**[13:18] ---**
So he invited the entire Keroro Platoon?
**[13:22] ---**
What in the world could
he be intending, sir?
**[13:32] ---**
556! We came answering your invitation, sir!
**[13:35] ---**
556!
**[13:37] ---**
Aren't you here, 556, sir?
**[13:39] ---**
There's no key on top of the meter, either.
**[13:42] ---**
Gero? It's open, sir.
**[13:46] ---**
556-san is not here, is he?
**[13:48] ---**
Inviting us and then being out...
What's going on?
**[13:51] ---**
Hm? This is...
**[13:55] ---**
What is this?
**[13:56] ---**
It is pudding!
**[13:58] ---**
This?
**[13:59] ---**
Pudding in a storage unit...
**[14:02] ---**
He has even got caramel ready! Nice going!
**[14:05] ---**
Then don't mind if I do!
**[14:07] ---**
Are you serious?
**[14:18] ---**
What's wrong, sir?
**[14:19] ---**
Tamaaaaa!!
**[14:22] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[14:27] ---**
What?!
**[14:28] ---**
This is... insanely...
**[14:30] ---**
...ominous, yes.
**[14:33] ---**
I bet it was poisoned.
***SIGN*** Poison
**[14:37] ---**
Poisoned...?!
**[14:41] ---**
What's wrong?
**[14:42] ---**
N-No...
**[14:44] ---**
I just remembered an old Keronian
children's song, sir...
**[14:48] ---**
What kind of song?
**[14:51] ---**
Five little Keronians dined as a corps;
**[14:54] ---**
One swallowed some poison,
and then there were four.
**[14:59] ---**
You can't mean...!
**[15:01] ---**
That was just the first verse.
**[15:03] ---**
The truly frightening part
is what comes next, sir.
**[15:06] ---**
Four little Keronians invading with glee;
**[15:09] ---**
One fell head over heels,
and then there were three.
**[15:13] ---**
Three little Keronians exploring the view;
**[15:17] ---**
One got forgotten, and then there were two.
**[15:20] ---**
Two little Keronians had business to be done;
**[15:24] ---**
One got washed away, and then there was one.
**[15:27] ---**
Then there was one left on his own;
**[15:30] ---**
Got sucked by a Nyororo
and then there were none.
**[15:42] ---**
You must be kidding.
**[15:44] ---**
No... It's not a joke, sir.
**[15:46] ---**
We know for a fact that Private Tamama has...
**[15:50] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:51] ---**
Darn it!
**[15:52] ---**
Our saucers!
**[15:54] ---**
Shouldn't we head back before
the storm gets any worse?
**[15:57] ---**
No... That will be dangerous, sir.
**[16:00] ---**
Why stop us?
**[16:01] ---**
No... Because...
**[16:03] ---**
There is another Keronian song, which goes...
***SIGN*** No going outside on stormy nights
**[16:06] ---**
No going outside on stormy nights!
**[16:09] ---**
How inventive.
**[16:11] ---**
Then one of us should call for assistance.
***SIGN*** Out of Order
**[16:14] ---**
Tch, out of order?!
**[16:16] ---**
All my communication devices are
borked thanks to the lightning.
**[16:19] ---**
Then...
**[16:20] ---**
...we are...
**[16:22] ---**
...trapped in this apartment.
**[16:28] ---**
Natsumi...
**[16:29] ---**
...shedding sweat and tears.
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[16:34] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[16:38] ---**
This is...
**[16:38] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[16:40] ---**
...the radio 556 picked up along
with a bright red TV the other day,
**[16:41] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[16:44] ---**
which he put on his bike,
and pedaled home with!
**[16:46] ---**
And now, weather information
for the Kanto region.
**[16:50] ---**
The entire area of Inner-Tokyo is currently
**[16:53] ---**
being warned of heavy rains
and floods, which...
**[16:56] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:58] ---**
Well... I guess there's
no point in panicking.
**[17:01] ---**
Let's just wait here for
the storm to subside, sir.
**[17:04] ---**
Want to play cards or something,
just the four of us?
**[17:06] ---**
I've got a great deck of *Captain Ger*—
**[17:09] ---**
Huh? Where's Giroro?
**[17:12] ---**
Gone, it seems.
**[17:14] ---**
Natsumi...
**[17:16] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[17:17] ---**
Just as the song lyrics predicted?
**[17:21] ---**
One fell head over heels,
and then there were three...
**[17:24] ---**
If we go by the lyrics,
**[17:26] ---**
the next was "one got forgotten,
and then there were two..."
**[17:30] ---**
Nooo...
**[17:31] ---**
So, I think I can see
where this one is going...
**[17:35] ---**
Gerori.
**[17:36] ---**
If we just hang around here, the victims
will just come one after another!
**[17:39] ---**
We can't just wait!
**[17:41] ---**
Tamama and Giroro might be
collapsed somewhere!
**[17:44] ---**
We have to investigate the apartment!
**[17:48] ---**
Huh...?
**[18:00] ---**
Power cut...
**[18:02] ---**
So it looks like it is
just us in this apartment.
**[18:07] ---**
Huh? Dororo's not here!
**[18:09] ---**
I knew it...
**[18:11] ---**
One got forgotten, and then there were two.
**[18:16] ---**
Whose turn will it be next, sir?
**[18:19] ---**
Who knows.
**[18:20] ---**
Well, it's not like it matters.
**[18:22] ---**
In the end, we're both doomed.
**[18:27] ---**
Who in the world is behind this?!
**[18:29] ---**
What's he trying to achieve
by doing this to us?!
**[18:33] ---**
What?
**[18:35] ---**
Wait, yes... There's no TV in
556's room... which means...
**[18:40] ---**
Which means?
**[18:41] ---**
This could be a conspiracy by Lady Natsumi
to stop me from watching *Gerlock?*
**[18:50] ---**
AAAAHHH!! It's no good, sir!
**[18:52] ---**
I'm making stupid jokes,
but the only one here is Kululu!
**[18:54] ---**
Step up your game, Kululu!
**[18:56] ---**
Give me a better reaction!
My talents are being wasted here!
**[19:01] ---**
You're not an American!
**[19:02] ---**
What a lazy quip.
**[19:06] ---**
I wish at least Giroro was here!
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget Fidget
**[19:12] ---**
Something the matter, commander?
**[19:14] ---**
T-Toilet...
**[19:16] ---**
Two little Keronians had business to be done.
**[19:19] ---**
One got washed away, and then there was one.
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget Fidget
**[19:21] ---**
Probably a bad idea to go now,
don'tcha think?
**[19:25] ---**
B-But...
**[19:27] ---**
...I can't hold it any longer, sir...
**[19:30] ---**
Please, Kululu, come with me!
**[19:32] ---**
Fine...
**[19:38] ---**
Ahhh, you really shouldn't
hold it, should you, sir?
**[19:41] ---**
Why weeeee?!
**[19:45] ---**
Kululu!
**[19:51] ---**
It has finally come down to just me, sir.
**[19:55] ---**
Next, I'll be sucked by a Nyororo,
and that will be the end of me.
**[19:59] ---**
Don't let it happen, sir!
**[20:01] ---**
Gero?
**[20:06] ---**
G-G-Gero?! Who?! Wait, for real?!
**[20:12] ---**
No... Help me...
**[20:16] ---**
Eeeeeeeeek!
***SIGN*** Eeeeeeeek!
**[20:19] ---**
What's wrong with you, Sarge?
**[20:21] ---**
Are you okay? I came to pick you up.
**[20:24] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[20:26] ---**
Huh? How did you know where we were?
**[20:30] ---**
The Corporal told me.
**[20:31] ---**
Huh? Giroro did?
**[20:34] ---**
The Corporal came rushing back to the
house through the rain, on his own.
**[20:37] ---**
He was worried about Sis.
**[20:39] ---**
Huh? Then he wasn't killed
like the song lyrics implied?
**[20:44] ---**
Then what about Tamama?
**[20:46] ---**
We just had a phone call from Nishizawa-san.
**[20:49] ---**
She was saying he'd eaten pudding that
tasted like sea urchin at 556-san's house.
***SIGN*** In the pudding
***SIGN*** Actually soy sauce
**[20:53] ---**
He's eating sweet cakes at home
to cleanse his palate.
**[20:58] ---**
This is... soy sauce...
**[21:00] ---**
Then Dororo?
**[21:02] ---**
Dororo's over there, silly!
**[21:04] ---**
Gero?
**[21:05] ---**
You are so mean, Keroro-kun...
I was here the whole time, and you...
**[21:10] ---**
Gero...
**[21:11] ---**
And Kululu?
**[21:13] ---**
Eh, I just thought it'd be funny
to disappear like the song said.
**[21:18] ---**
G-Gero...
**[21:22] ---**
Keroro! What are you doing?!
Stepping into someone else's house!
**[21:26] ---**
Without permission!!
**[21:27] ---**
H-Hey, what are you talking about, 556?
**[21:29] ---**
You sent me the invite!
**[21:32] ---**
He's right, brother!
**[21:33] ---**
You wrote a letter to them saying you'd
show them a new use of storage boxes!
**[21:42] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
**[21:44] ---**
I'm so sorry my brother sent invitations out and
then completely forgot about the whole thing!
**[21:49] ---**
And so, the incident came to a close.
**[21:52] ---**
But...
**[21:55] ---**
It looks like the storm has passed, sir!
**[21:57] ---**
Gosh, that 556, he's such a handful, sir!
**[22:02] ---**
What's up, sir?
**[22:04] ---**
Sarge... Behind you...
**[22:10] ---**
And the one left on his own...
**[22:11] ---**
Gero!!
**[22:15] ---**
...was sucked by a Nyororo.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Fuyuki here. Do you all remember Pluto?
***SIGN*** Don't
Forget
Pluto!
**[23:56] ---**
It was removed from the list of planets
in the Solar System last year.
**[23:59] ---**
I hope it won't affect this year's
fortunes and horoscopes.
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that!
What does Pluto remind you of?
**[24:05] ---**
Native lifeforms and the
Reflection Satellite Cannon!
**[24:08] ---**
Ah! I think Planetman
had it on his body, too!
**[24:11] ---**
"Do You Remember Pluto, Sir?"
**[24:14] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E146 - Do You Remember Pluto, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7514/do-you-remember-pluto-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
It was once held that there were
nine planets in our Solar System.
**[02:00] ---**
Gumomomomomo!
**[02:02] ---**
What is that?!
**[02:04] ---**
A plane?
**[02:04] ---**
A monster!
***SIGN*** Published every Friday For all about moving house Housing Information Apamantown
**[02:06] ---**
Gumomomomo! Gumomomomo!
***SIGN*** Clothes S
**[02:14] ---**
Gumomomomomo!
**[02:20] ---**
Do You Remember Pluto, Sir?
**[02:26] ---**
Aren't there any features on
the moon that look like a face?
**[02:30] ---**
I guess this telescope really might
not be good enough to see them...
**[02:39] ---**
Gero! Wait, guys!
**[02:43] ---**
Sarge!
**[02:44] ---**
Where are you going this late?
**[02:47] ---**
Master Fuyuki! A mysterious huge
lifeform has appeared, sir!
**[02:52] ---**
A massive lifeform?!
**[02:55] ---**
Gumomomomomomomomomo!
**[03:00] ---**
What a very noisy monster.
**[03:03] ---**
Maybe a vanguard
sent in by hostile aliens?
**[03:07] ---**
In any case, for now,
we must protect the city!
**[03:11] ---**
How ironic, for us to protect Pekopon...
**[03:16] ---**
Let's go, Dororo!
**[03:17] ---**
Right!
**[03:18] ---**
Wait! We still don't know
if it's really an enemy or not.
**[03:22] ---**
By the time we find that out,
it may be too late.
**[03:25] ---**
Fuyuki! Why are you here?!
**[03:28] ---**
This is a battlefield! You could get killed!
**[03:30] ---**
Sorry. I just really wanted to see it.
**[03:34] ---**
Come join the party.
**[03:35] ---**
You stay put!
**[03:37] ---**
Okay!
**[03:58] ---**
Gero!
**[03:59] ---**
Okay... I will try it, too!
**[04:02] ---**
Now for my killer move...
**[04:03] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[04:09] ---**
Gero...!
**[04:15] ---**
Paper-thin...
**[04:19] ---**
Time to finish this!
**[04:23] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Meteor Slash!
**[04:36] ---**
What? Done already?
**[04:39] ---**
Did we get him?
**[04:40] ---**
In any event, we should be most relieved
there was so little damage to the city!
**[04:44] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, we did it!
**[04:47] ---**
Huh? Where is Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:49] ---**
Here, sir...
**[04:54] ---**
Ow... Owowow...
**[04:56] ---**
Ahhh, it hurts!
**[04:58] ---**
Good grief. Do you have
to be so noisy this early?
**[05:01] ---**
We can't blame him.
He had a hard time yesterday.
**[05:05] ---**
Didn't you, Sarge?
**[05:07] ---**
You were fighting a huge flying lifeform!
**[05:10] ---**
A huge lifeform?
**[05:12] ---**
Don't be so silly! It's not like you
to joke like that, Master Fuyuki!
**[05:15] ---**
I just woke up sore this morning,
that's all, sir.
**[05:18] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[05:24] ---**
What's up, Giroro?
**[05:25] ---**
I get the feeling that my ammunition has
been running down faster than usual recently.
**[05:36] ---**
Kujo-san will be your
new classmate, starting today.
**[05:41] ---**
It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Kujo Mei.
***SIGN*** Kujo Mei (Mei: character for Pluto)
**[05:44] ---**
I've only just moved here,
**[05:46] ---**
so I don't know much about
this city or school yet.
**[05:51] ---**
I hope I can become friends
with all of you,
**[05:53] ---**
and I hope you can teach me
the things I don't know.
**[05:56] ---**
Thank you very much.
***SIGN*** Yuzu Koubou
***SIGN*** Yuzu Koubou
**[06:15] ---**
This symbol... If I remember correctly...
**[06:18] ---**
...it's the planetary symbol for Pluto?
***SIGN*** Yuzu Koubou
**[06:21] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[06:23] ---**
Pluto is the ninth planet of
the Solar System, you know!
***SIGN*** Don't Forget About Pluto!
**[06:27] ---**
Please help me to ensure
its name is not forgotten!
**[06:33] ---**
Kujo-san...
***SIGN*** Beauty Parlor K
**[06:35] ---**
There.
**[06:36] ---**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Don't Forget About Pluto!
**[06:40] ---**
Here you are.
**[06:41] ---**
Please give it a read, if you want.
**[06:44] ---**
It's very interesting.
**[06:46] ---**
Sure...
**[06:49] ---**
Please sign, and let's preserve Pluto's name!
**[06:54] ---**
Pluto, huh...
**[06:55] ---**
Come to think of it, it was removed from the
planets of the Solar System recently, wasn't it?
**[07:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[07:01] ---**
Ah, Nishizawa-san!
**[07:03] ---**
It's nice to walk home from
time to time, isn't it?
**[07:06] ---**
Because I can run into you like this!
**[07:08] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:10] ---**
Look, Kujo-san's over there, too.
***SIGN*** Don't Forget About Pluto!
**[07:13] ---**
Please, help us out if you can!
**[07:16] ---**
Who is that girl?
**[07:19] ---**
What do you mean, who?
She just transferred in today.
**[07:23] ---**
To which class?
**[07:27] ---**
Wait... huh?
**[07:37] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[07:38] ---**
Huh?
**[07:39] ---**
Is there something wrong, sir?
**[07:41] ---**
Something's bugging me.
**[07:43] ---**
Play is the best for times like that, sir!
**[07:47] ---**
Like... Gundam shiritori!
**[07:49] ---**
Uhhh...
**[07:51] ---**
Guwajin! (Gwazine)
***SIGN*** Guwajin
(Saying a word ending in "n"
means you lose a game of shiritori.)
**[07:53] ---**
Gero...
**[07:54] ---**
Uncle, we have problems!
**[07:57] ---**
Oh! Do you want to join in, Lady Mois?
**[07:59] ---**
We have bigger things to worry about!
**[08:01] ---**
A mysterious huge lifeform
has appeared in Block 3!
**[08:03] ---**
What?!
**[08:04] ---**
A huge lifeform?
**[08:11] ---**
What a very noisy monster.
**[08:14] ---**
Maybe a vanguard
sent in by hostile aliens?
**[08:18] ---**
In any case, for now,
we must protect the city!
**[08:22] ---**
How ironic, for us to protect Pekopon...
**[08:26] ---**
Let's go, Dororo!
**[08:28] ---**
Right!
**[08:28] ---**
Huh? It's the same monster as yesterday.
**[08:31] ---**
What?!
**[08:32] ---**
Fuyuki! Why are you here?!
**[08:35] ---**
This is a battlefield! You could get killed!
**[08:38] ---**
Come join the party.
**[08:39] ---**
You stay put!
**[09:01] ---**
Gero!
**[09:02] ---**
Okay... I will try it, too!
**[09:04] ---**
Now for my killer move...
**[09:06] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[09:12] ---**
Gero...!
**[09:18] ---**
Paper-thin...
**[09:22] ---**
Time to finish this!
**[09:25] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art: Meteor Slash!
**[09:39] ---**
What? Done already?
**[09:42] ---**
Did we get him?
**[09:43] ---**
In any event, we should be most relieved
there was so little damage to the city!
**[09:47] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, we did it!
**[09:49] ---**
Huh? Where is Mr. Sergeant?
**[09:52] ---**
Here, sir...
**[09:56] ---**
It's the same! The same as yesterday!
**[10:00] ---**
Ow... Owowow...
**[10:01] ---**
I woke up sore this morning, sir!
**[10:05] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[10:07] ---**
I get the feeling that my ammunition has
been running down faster than usual recently.
**[10:11] ---**
Don't you remember last night either, Giroro?
**[10:15] ---**
What about last night?
**[10:18] ---**
No, nothing...
***SIGN*** Sundries & Stationery: Koukiya
**[10:33] ---**
There she is!
**[10:36] ---**
All right...
**[10:53] ---**
I got so many signatures!
**[10:56] ---**
But we need many, many more of the
people of Pekopon to learn about us!
**[11:01] ---**
Pekopon?!
**[11:02] ---**
Let's work hard tonight, too, okay?
**[11:06] ---**
E-Excuse me... Kujo-san...
**[11:14] ---**
Charon, no!
**[11:18] ---**
That's...
**[11:20] ---**
...the monster that Sarge and
the others were fighting?
**[11:25] ---**
Kujo-san... What is that?
**[11:28] ---**
My dear friend.
**[11:31] ---**
Its name is Charon.
**[11:34] ---**
Hinata-kun, you remember me?
**[11:37] ---**
Huh? Y-Yes...
**[11:39] ---**
I'm so happy! No one remembers us!
**[11:44] ---**
No one...
**[11:46] ---**
...remembers...
**[11:48] ---**
Get away from her, Fuyuki!
**[11:50] ---**
Giroro!
**[11:51] ---**
You were acting strange.
**[11:53] ---**
It was bothering me, so I followed you.
**[11:55] ---**
You're... the Keronian who
always interferes with Charon!
**[12:00] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[12:02] ---**
As I thought, you don't remember...
**[12:04] ---**
Anyway!
**[12:06] ---**
I want to hear who you are
and what you're after.
**[12:09] ---**
Depending on your answer...
**[12:14] ---**
Wh-Why am I here?
**[12:17] ---**
Hmm? What did I come here for, again?
**[12:21] ---**
What should I do?
**[12:22] ---**
The Lethe energy is running high again.
**[12:25] ---**
Lethe... energy?
**[12:28] ---**
If it goes on like this, we'll...
**[12:29] ---**
Hold on a minute!
**[12:31] ---**
Kujo-san, what on Earth is all this?
**[12:34] ---**
Kujo Mei is my alias on Pekopon.
**[12:37] ---**
In truth, I came from the ninth planet
of the Solar System, Pluto.
**[12:43] ---**
To ensure that the people of Pekopon
don't forget about Pluto.
**[12:48] ---**
What?!
**[12:54] ---**
As you know, here on Pekopon,
**[12:57] ---**
Pluto is treated not as the
ninth planet of the Solar System,
**[13:01] ---**
but as a dwarf planet orbiting
the Solar System from the outside.
**[13:06] ---**
Although the word Pluto
remains as a nickname,
**[13:10] ---**
officially it is now called by a number,
**[13:13] ---**
and textbooks and other academic books,
**[13:15] ---**
and eventually even science-fiction
works and movies,
**[13:18] ---**
will cease mentioning Pluto by name.
**[13:22] ---**
And that's why... because you didn't
want everyone to forget about Pluto...
**[13:27] ---**
Yes.
**[13:28] ---**
I asked for signatures,
**[13:29] ---**
and created a commotion with Charon.
**[13:34] ---**
Sounds like you're hard at work, ma'am.
**[13:36] ---**
Sarge, you guys were fighting Charon, too.
**[13:39] ---**
Gero?
**[13:40] ---**
Wow. I only just now heard
what you were saying,
**[13:43] ---**
and I've forgotten it already.
**[13:45] ---**
Teehee!
**[13:46] ---**
I knew it.
**[13:47] ---**
But even if we forget the name,
**[13:51] ---**
the planet itself isn't going anywhere, so...
**[13:53] ---**
That's still no good!
**[13:55] ---**
Huh?
**[13:55] ---**
It was the people of Pekopon's
feelings for Pluto that created us.
**[14:01] ---**
In a word, we're like an illusion.
**[14:04] ---**
An illusion?
**[14:12] ---**
We'll slowly disappear from
this world, bit by bit.
**[14:17] ---**
Oh no...
**[14:24] ---**
Okay!
**[14:26] ---**
Come one, come all!
***SIGN*** Don't Forget About Pluto!
**[14:28] ---**
Come and see!
**[14:30] ---**
The debut performance of the
wonderful Pluto Platoon!
**[14:34] ---**
Or, like, listen closely?
***SIGN*** Pluto Platoon
**[14:37] ---**
Superhuman Plutonian Karate Chop!!
***SIGN*** Pluto Karate Chop!!
**[14:42] ---**
As chilly as the surface of Pluto,
**[14:45] ---**
would you like to try my -243° Pluto curry?
***SIGN*** Pluto Curry
**[14:49] ---**
Pluto is a very nice and quiet place!
**[14:53] ---**
Why not have your future grave in
one of Pluto's wonderful cemeteries?
***SIGN*** Pluto Cemeteries Plots For Sale!!
***SIGN*** Fukuda ♪♪ Classroom
**[15:00] ---**
Gumomomo!
**[15:05] ---**
What's that?!
**[15:07] ---**
It's huge!
**[15:08] ---**
Everyone!
**[15:09] ---**
That is a rare creature that came from Pluto,
**[15:13] ---**
called Charon!
***SIGN*** Don't Forget About Pluto!
**[15:24] ---**
Pluto has such interesting creatures!
**[15:27] ---**
Please, don't forget about it!
**[15:33] ---**
It's going surprisingly well!
**[15:35] ---**
Okay! Now we have to collect signatures, sir!
**[15:39] ---**
Right!
**[15:40] ---**
Pluto is a nice planet!
**[15:43] ---**
It's cold, small, and very dark!
**[15:46] ---**
Yeah, yeah, I've got it.
**[15:48] ---**
I'll sign, too.
**[15:50] ---**
Me, too.
**[15:51] ---**
Me, too!
**[15:52] ---**
We've done it, Kujo-san!
**[15:54] ---**
Yes!
**[15:56] ---**
Huh? What was this, again?
**[15:59] ---**
What was I... about to do?
**[16:02] ---**
I feel like I've forgotten something...
**[16:04] ---**
I don't remember.
**[16:06] ---**
Sorry.
**[16:07] ---**
What were we doing?
***SIGN*** Sakura
Real
Estate
**[16:12] ---**
U-Um... everyone...
**[16:15] ---**
Did everyone forget?
**[16:21] ---**
What will we do?
**[16:25] ---**
Let's go back to the house for now.
**[16:26] ---**
Sarge, I'll leave this stuff to you.
**[16:28] ---**
Roger!
**[16:29] ---**
But... by the way, what are we...
**[16:32] ---**
...doing here, sir?
**[16:35] ---**
I don't know, either...
**[16:37] ---**
What's with this weirdo Pekoponian suit?
**[16:42] ---**
Who would eat a curry this cold?
**[16:46] ---**
Oh no...
**[16:53] ---**
Let's try hard again tomorrow.
**[16:56] ---**
Fuyuki-san...
**[16:59] ---**
What do you think it means
for a person to truly die?
**[17:04] ---**
Uh... I guess that's...
**[17:07] ---**
As for me,
**[17:08] ---**
I think it's when everyone who remembers
them is gone from the world.
**[17:14] ---**
I think that is true death.
**[17:19] ---**
It's lonely, but...
**[17:21] ---**
...I suppose there's nothing I can do.
**[17:33] ---**
Gero! Wait, you guys!
**[17:35] ---**
I wonder what's the hurry?
This late at night...
**[17:37] ---**
They aren't—
**[17:40] ---**
I knew it!
**[17:44] ---**
Don't forget Pluto!
**[17:46] ---**
Please remember us!
**[17:49] ---**
That's what Charon is shouting.
**[17:58] ---**
Stop it, guys!
**[18:00] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[18:05] ---**
Gero...!
**[18:13] ---**
What in heavens is all this?
**[18:21] ---**
It has gotten sorta tougher!
**[18:54] ---**
What's that?
**[18:55] ---**
It's Charon's... final weapon.
**[18:57] ---**
His final...?
**[18:59] ---**
Yes... Just as I told you before,
**[19:02] ---**
we don't have any more time.
**[19:07] ---**
It's as good as warning us to dodge it.
**[19:15] ---**
Tamama-dono!
**[19:16] ---**
What?!
**[19:22] ---**
What is that weapon?!
**[19:24] ---**
Looks like they're beam reflector panels
with a reflection efficiency of over 99.999%.
**[19:35] ---**
Told ya.
**[19:39] ---**
I don't have the slightest inkling
where they are going to come from!
**[19:44] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[19:47] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:48] ---**
We will now unleash the full abilities of a
Keronian attack soldier and assassin soldier!
**[20:05] ---**
Where are we going?
**[20:07] ---**
Indeed... I do not have much of a clue...
**[20:12] ---**
Why am I burnt?
**[20:15] ---**
Kujo-san! Stop Charon!
**[20:19] ---**
Kujo-san!
**[20:21] ---**
It's all right now.
**[20:23] ---**
All right? But...
**[20:41] ---**
Charon!
**[20:42] ---**
We're out of time.
**[20:46] ---**
Kujo-san?
**[20:47] ---**
The Lethe energy has exceeded its limit.
**[20:50] ---**
Wait! Wait!
**[20:53] ---**
Lethe is the river of forgetfulness
in Greek mythology.
**[20:57] ---**
It is said that the dead
all drink from its waters,
**[20:59] ---**
and lose all memory of their previous life.
**[21:04] ---**
Our Pluto, too...
**[21:06] ---**
...will surely be forgotten
even in name one day.
**[21:11] ---**
No, it won't!
**[21:18] ---**
Kujo-san!
**[21:19] ---**
Don't be sad, Fuyuki-san.
**[21:22] ---**
Let's part with a smile.
***SIGN*** Ichikawa Bookstores
**[21:49] ---**
I won't forget you.
**[21:51] ---**
Never. Ever.
**[22:02] ---**
It was once held that there were
nine planets in our Solar System.
**[22:08] ---**
And the ninth planet...
**[22:12] ---**
...is even now in the far, far
pitch black darkness,
**[22:16] ---**
slowly revolving around the sun.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
It is Paul here.
**[23:54] ---**
It seems there has been an increase in
the number of "butler cafés" recently.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Steel
**[23:56] ---**
It will mean more fellow butlers,
**[23:58] ---**
each being adored
by a great number of people.
**[24:01] ---**
When I think of this,
it brings a tear to my eye.
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that!
Do you know about Black Day?
**[24:07] ---**
"Paul: A Butler's Duty, Sir! "
**[24:10] ---**
"Giroro: Who Gave It to Me, Sir?"
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E147 - Paul: A Butler's Duty, Sir! / Giroro: Who Gave It to Me, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2KZV/paul-a-butlers-duty-sir--giroro-who-gave-it-to-me-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
We tend to think our current lifestyles
will always be the same.
**[01:36] ---**
But an ending comes to
all things at some point.
**[01:43] ---**
That woman!
**[01:50] ---**
Tama-chan, let's have some tea.
**[01:54] ---**
Darjeeling, Victoria's Peak, "first flush."
**[01:59] ---**
To finish her off...
**[02:01] ---**
To finish her off, Tamama Impact!
**[02:23] ---**
Sorry, Momocchi.
**[02:25] ---**
That's okay. I'm fine, Tama-chan.
**[02:28] ---**
Milady Momoka...
**[02:32] ---**
This is rather sudden,
**[02:34] ---**
but I would like to tender my resignation.
**[02:38] ---**
"Tender my resignation"
means "I want to quit."
**[02:41] ---**
But why?!
**[02:46] ---**
Paul: A Butler's Duty, Sir!
**[03:00] ---**
Kero?
***SIGN*** Breaking News
**[03:03] ---**
And I was recording this! What the heck?!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Butler Paul Moriyama-shi to Retire
**[03:06] ---**
Paul Moriyama, butler to the
Nishizawa family, is tiring?
**[03:10] ---**
That's "retiring."
**[03:12] ---**
Hey, I just heard some major news.
**[03:18] ---**
TV Inner-Tokyo hasn't interrupted
programming for it...
**[03:20] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Live Feed Nishizawa Family Butler, Paul Moriyama-shi Retirement Press Conference
**[03:23] ---**
Even Master Fuyuki is there?
**[03:24] ---**
I am the limit of my physical abilities.
**[03:27] ---**
I have lost my vigor, and so have
decided that it is time to retire.
***SIGN*** Paul Moriyama-shi Retire
***SIGN*** Live Paul Moriyama-shi Retirement Press Conference
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Butler, Paul Moriyama-shi Retirement
**[03:35] ---**
TV Inner-Tokyo is the only channel
not showing the press conference.
**[03:39] ---**
That's my TV Inner-Tokyo!
**[03:42] ---**
I invite people from
all over the world to apply
**[03:45] ---**
to be my successor, and as my final job,
I shall take responsibility
**[03:48] ---**
and choose the right person.
**[03:52] ---**
That's what he said.
**[03:55] ---**
That's just like Paul.
**[03:56] ---**
Just like him?
**[03:57] ---**
This is no time to be lighthearted.
**[03:59] ---**
Father, please dissuade Paul.
**[04:02] ---**
Understood. I'll be right there.
**[04:04] ---**
Momoka, my apologies, but right now,
**[04:06] ---**
I have an important meeting.
**[04:08] ---**
Let's talk about this again later.
**[04:11] ---**
But this is a matter of great importance
to the Nishizawa family!
**[04:16] ---**
Father!
**[04:18] ---**
I won't...
**[04:20] ---**
I won't let Paul quit
over something like this!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Butler Audition Venue
**[04:29] ---**
Participants!
**[04:31] ---**
Do you want to be the
Nishizawa family butler?!
***SIGN*** Venue
**[04:36] ---**
I am Paul Moriyama,
butler to the Nishizawa family,
**[04:39] ---**
and from now, we will hold auditions
to be my successor.
**[04:43] ---**
The judges are milady Momoka,
**[04:46] ---**
scion of the Nishizawa family,
and Master Hinata Fuyuki!
**[04:49] ---**
Why me...?
**[04:50] ---**
And we have also asked Master Tamama,
sponger of the Nishizawa family.
**[04:55] ---**
Peace, peace!
**[04:56] ---**
And now, the first part is an
X-O quiz related to milady Momoka.
**[05:01] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, is that...?
**[05:05] ---**
A butler. The family's shadow master.
**[05:09] ---**
If I get into the Nishizawa
family as their butler,
**[05:11] ---**
it will be possible to manipulate
their vast power as I see fit.
**[05:16] ---**
Then, with that power,
I shall invade Pekopon!
**[05:19] ---**
And along the way, I'll buy
a Gundam model factory!
**[05:23] ---**
Question!
**[05:25] ---**
Milady Momoka's shoe size is 23 cm.
***SIGN*** Milady
Momoka's
shoe size is
**[05:29] ---**
True or false?
**[05:30] ---**
I see. If they don't know a lot about you,
**[05:33] ---**
they're not suited to be your butler, right?
**[05:36] ---**
I suppose.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Newspaper
**[05:39] ---**
Question!
**[05:40] ---**
The first time my lady Momoka
visited Hicksville Beach,
**[05:44] ---**
she stepped onto the beach
with her right foot.
**[05:49] ---**
Question!
**[05:50] ---**
The contents of milady Momoka's closet
in her 36th dressing room contain
**[05:53] ---**
1,745 treasured dresses from her childhood.
**[06:01] ---**
Question!
**[06:02] ---**
Milady Momoka's rear end has three moles.
**[06:05] ---**
How does he know that?
**[06:07] ---**
Then it's true!
**[06:09] ---**
Question!
**[06:10] ---**
Until third grade,
milady Momoka wet her bed...
**[06:13] ---**
All right, that's enough!
**[06:18] ---**
Congratulations to those of you
who have passed this round.
**[06:21] ---**
The second part is a test
of your paperwork skills.
**[06:24] ---**
I would like you to write
a letter for the master.
**[06:27] ---**
Keroro-san is still a candidate.
**[06:30] ---**
I don't know if that's a good thing...
**[06:31] ---**
Yay, Mr. Sergeant! Good luck!
**[06:34] ---**
You may use letters I've written
in the past as reference.
**[06:39] ---**
First, a thank-you letter
for a year-end gift...
***SIGN*** Thank-you Note Brush
**[06:42] ---**
...and write it with a brush!
**[06:45] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, I'm counting on you.
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[06:50] ---**
A thank-you letter with a writing brush, huh?
**[06:53] ---**
A Pekopon suit linked up
with my supercomputer.
**[06:55] ---**
It can handle any problem.
**[07:00] ---**
This is easy!
**[07:03] ---**
Next!
***SIGN*** Art: Paul Moriyama
***SIGN*** Paris
**[07:04] ---**
A get-well letter to Lady Katherine, whom
milady bumped into at an airport in Paris...
***SIGN*** Quill Pen In French
**[07:09] ---**
...and write it in French with a quill pen.
***SIGN*** Art: Paul Moriyama
**[07:11] ---**
After that, a letter to an antique shop
in Instanbul regarding payment for a vase
**[07:15] ---**
that milady accidentally broke,
written in Turkish with a glass pen.
***SIGN*** Glass Pen In Turkish
***SIGN*** Art: Paul Moriyama
**[07:20] ---**
And then, to an Inuit regarding
the repair of the dog sled
**[07:23] ---**
he rented to milady during
a blizzard in Canada...
**[07:26] ---**
...an audio letter in Inuktitut.
***SIGN*** Inuktitut
**[07:30] ---**
In Inuktitut.
**[07:32] ---**
Don't tell me you don't know it.
**[07:35] ---**
Yeah, most people don't...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Camera
**[07:38] ---**
All right, everyone, the third part.
**[07:40] ---**
It is scatter tasting.
**[07:43] ---**
10,000 capsules containing a beverage
will fall from the helicopter overhead.
**[07:47] ---**
The winners will
***SIGN*** Sri Lankan Dimbula (BOP)
**[07:48] ---**
correctly guess the Sri Lankan Dimbula BOP
that is in just ten of those capsules.
**[07:53] ---**
All right, start!
**[07:57] ---**
Wrong! That is roasted barley tea!
***SIGN*** Roasted Barley Tea
***SIGN*** Roasted Green Tea
**[08:01] ---**
Too bad! That is roasted green tea.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Butler Audition Venue
**[08:03] ---**
Close. That's oolong tea.
**[08:06] ---**
That's brown rice tea.
**[08:07] ---**
Tei-Kuan-Yin tea! Water mixed
with brown watercolor paint!
**[08:11] ---**
Hastiness leads to loss in a game like this.
**[08:17] ---**
Sri Lankan Dimbula BOP?
**[08:22] ---**
I've got it, Commander! At two o'clock,
**[08:24] ---**
number 8,178!
**[08:28] ---**
Found it!
**[08:31] ---**
The fourth part requires endurance!
**[08:36] ---**
The wind is blowing at 30 knots today.
**[08:39] ---**
Even in a raging wind, a butler
**[08:41] ---**
must stand as firm as a rock
in front of the master.
**[08:44] ---**
Thus, anyone who falls from
the platform is disqualified!
**[08:47] ---**
Do not worry, as the lifeline
is snugly attached.
**[08:54] ---**
Kululu! Can't you do something about this?!
**[08:56] ---**
I didn't foresee something like that.
**[08:58] ---**
You'll just have to rely on your own
steering tech to get through it, Commander.
**[09:02] ---**
It's a pain, but if I use
my own skill... Ge-gero!
**[09:06] ---**
Help!
**[09:08] ---**
It sounds like there is a
commotion going on nearby...
**[09:14] ---**
Lucky!
**[09:16] ---**
Is this the only reason I got to appear?!
**[09:21] ---**
Safe! Gero?!
**[09:29] ---**
All right, the final competition.
**[09:32] ---**
Here on the final stage, hailing from
the neighborhood, Inner-Tokyo, we have
**[09:36] ---**
Master Kaeruda Keroro!
**[09:38] ---**
How 'bout them apples?!
**[09:40] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant!
**[09:42] ---**
Are you okay with this, Nishizawa-san?
**[09:44] ---**
Actually, if Keroro-san wins,
**[09:46] ---**
Paul might be so worried that he'll
change his mind about retiring.
**[09:49] ---**
And our other contender will
reveal his identity if he wins.
**[09:53] ---**
Master Masked Butler!
**[09:57] ---**
All right, the final stage
is a teapot battle.
**[10:00] ---**
The two of them will fight each other
directly while holding a precious teapot.
**[10:05] ---**
If I fight now, there's
a 100% chance I'll win!
**[10:09] ---**
Begin!
**[10:13] ---**
Thanks to my balancer, I won't spill a drop,
no matter how violent this gets!
**[10:26] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:28] ---**
Gero!
**[10:41] ---**
That's the game!
**[10:43] ---**
It was over in seconds!
**[10:44] ---**
That guy is so strong, it is not even funny.
**[10:48] ---**
The Masked Butler is the winner.
**[10:51] ---**
And now, as promised, please remove
your mask and reveal your identity.
**[10:57] ---**
What?!
**[11:03] ---**
Oh no!
**[11:04] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[11:05] ---**
Momocchi!
**[11:10] ---**
Chesto!
**[11:30] ---**
Who are you, jerk?!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa
**[11:37] ---**
M-Master!
**[11:38] ---**
Paul, now do you realize?
**[11:42] ---**
You're the only one who can protect Momoka.
**[11:45] ---**
In other words,
it's too soon for you to retire.
**[11:48] ---**
B-But...
**[11:49] ---**
Paul! Please! Don't quit yet!
**[11:56] ---**
Master...
**[11:58] ---**
Milady...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Steel
**[12:01] ---**
I'm counting on you to take care of Momoka.
**[12:04] ---**
Yes, sir. I will defend her with my life.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Newspaper Nishizawa Securities
**[12:15] ---**
Maybe Nishizawa-san knew
from the very beginning.
**[12:19] ---**
We are talking about Momocchi.
**[12:21] ---**
I look forward to continuing to work
for you for a long time to come.
***SIGN*** Poppin' Good! Nishizawa Drinko
**[12:37] ---**
February 14th is St. Valentine's Day.
**[12:40] ---**
Ladies, what kind of plans do you have
to give chocolate to the fellows?
**[12:44] ---**
You often hear of girls
slipping chocolate into a desk
**[12:48] ---**
before school starts, right?
**[12:51] ---**
That should do it.
**[12:56] ---**
Giroro: Who Gave It to Me, Sir?
**[13:01] ---**
See you later!
**[13:03] ---**
S-S-Sneeze you later!
**[13:21] ---**
Don't tell me... It isn't really possible...
**[13:44] ---**
Finally... I finally got some!
**[13:49] ---**
A ribbon: check! Box: check!
Chocolate: check!
**[13:54] ---**
Is that all?
**[13:55] ---**
Shouldn't there be a message or something?
**[14:00] ---**
There's no proof that Natsumi gave it to me.
**[14:04] ---**
Which means the sender is unknown.
**[14:09] ---**
And so, today's topic is, frankly...
**[14:13] ---**
Frankly... Frankly...
**[14:16] ---**
Maybe I should just ask
Natsumi frankly about it.
**[14:19] ---**
N-Natsumi, did you give this to me?
**[14:24] ---**
I give you chocolate and you
don't even know if it's from me?
**[14:26] ---**
That's terrible!
**[14:29] ---**
N-No good!
**[14:30] ---**
No, I'll have to do it in a roundabout way.
**[14:33] ---**
This morning, I somehow felt your
presence near my tent, Natsumi.
**[14:39] ---**
I shouldn't have come that close?
**[14:42] ---**
Then putting it in there was
an annoyance to you, huh?
**[14:45] ---**
Fine!
**[14:47] ---**
No, no! That would have the opposite effect!
**[14:50] ---**
If I use a mech to scan Natsumi's brain...
**[14:54] ---**
Natsumi! Just a little more patience!
**[15:00] ---**
What are you going to do?!
**[15:03] ---**
That was a no-brainer.
**[15:05] ---**
Then I could have her take one of
those pop psychology tests...
**[15:09] ---**
If you're walking on a mountain path
**[15:12] ---**
and a rabbit and turtle
come walking your way,
**[15:14] ---**
which one do you talk to?
**[15:17] ---**
Um... I guess the rabbit?
**[15:19] ---**
What would I learn from that?!
**[15:26] ---**
Is your head itchy?
**[15:33] ---**
Still, even if the sender is unknown,
**[15:36] ---**
is it possible that anyone other
than Natsumi gave it to me?
**[15:40] ---**
The females in my general vicinity are...
**[15:43] ---**
...Mois, Hinata Aki,
**[15:44] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka, Azumaya Koyuki,
**[15:47] ---**
that ghost...
**[15:48] ---**
I can't imagine any of them
giving me chocolate.
**[15:52] ---**
The only possibility is...
**[15:54] ---**
...N-Natsumi!
**[15:59] ---**
This is already... love.
**[16:06] ---**
That's right. I can't picture
anyone other than Natsumi
**[16:10] ---**
giving me chocolate.
**[16:12] ---**
So I'm going to come right out...
**[16:16] ---**
Natsumi, I have received the
symbol of your feelings.
**[16:20] ---**
Then, Giroro...
**[16:22] ---**
But still...
**[16:25] ---**
I'm a soldier from the Keron military,
here to invade Pekopon!
**[16:28] ---**
That is to say, the two of us are enemies!
**[16:34] ---**
The two of you must not date!
**[16:37] ---**
But I love Giroro from the
bottom of my heart, Mom!
**[16:41] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[16:42] ---**
You would defy me?!
***SIGN*** Liquid Correction
**[16:44] ---**
I shall erase both of you
with correction fluid!
**[16:48] ---**
Then I have no choice but to stand up
to you with chocolate bullets of love!
**[16:55] ---**
Saucy soldier! Come to me, screentones!
**[17:04] ---**
Darn it! I'm out of ammo!
Gimme more chocolate bullets!
**[17:11] ---**
Giroro!
**[17:12] ---**
G-Give me chocolate!
**[17:15] ---**
Chocolate!
**[17:16] ---**
There you are.
**[17:18] ---**
Th-This is...
**[17:22] ---**
So-called "obligation chocolate."
**[17:24] ---**
Or, like, giving largesse?
**[17:26] ---**
O-Obligation chocolate?
**[17:28] ---**
Lady Mois gave me obligation chocolate
too, though slightly bigger.
***SIGN*** Obligation Chocolate
**[17:33] ---**
Only your chocolate is the real deal, Uncle.
***SIGN*** Obligation Chocolate
***SIGN*** Chocolate From the Heart
**[17:35] ---**
Or, like, really truly?
**[17:37] ---**
You had better wait
another ten years, you hussy,
**[17:40] ---**
before giving Mr. Sergeant
cheapskate chocolate like that!
**[17:44] ---**
Boom!
**[17:45] ---**
Here, Mr. Sergeant!
Valentine's chocolate from me!
***SIGN*** Chocolate From the Bottom of the Heart
**[17:49] ---**
Momocchi and I used the finest ingredients
to make super-deluxe chocolate!
**[17:56] ---**
I wasn't thinking!
**[17:58] ---**
It's possible someone other than
Natsumi gave me obligation chocolate!
***SIGN*** Obligation Obligation Obligation Obligation
**[18:08] ---**
Obligation chocolate!
**[18:09] ---**
Obligation chocolate!
**[18:14] ---**
HQ! HQ! Which is the real enemy?
**[18:17] ---**
Fool! It's your job to figure that out!
**[18:22] ---**
Obligation chocolate!
**[18:23] ---**
Obligation chocolate!
**[18:25] ---**
Darn it!
**[18:29] ---**
Obligation chocolate!
**[18:30] ---**
I see! I know at least that Mois
didn't leave the chocolate there.
**[18:35] ---**
In other words...
**[18:37] ---**
...I should use the process of elimination!
**[18:41] ---**
You can bring the manuscript in here.
**[18:44] ---**
What is this?!
**[18:47] ---**
The story is all over the place
and the characters are just cruel!
**[18:51] ---**
In the first place, how does a
former special forces soldier
**[18:54] ---**
join a middle school girls'
gymnastics team?
**[18:56] ---**
Yeah. It's okay.
**[18:57] ---**
It's Valentine's Day?
**[19:00] ---**
I haven't bought any chocolate yet!
**[19:02] ---**
All right! Another one down!
**[19:08] ---**
I did it! Fuyuki-kun accepted my chocolate!
**[19:14] ---**
M-Milady!
**[19:16] ---**
C-Congratulations!
**[19:18] ---**
Now what about obligation chocolate?
**[19:20] ---**
I would never give chocolate
to anybody but Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:24] ---**
I... I see.
**[19:31] ---**
Chocolate?
**[19:32] ---**
Last night, Koyuki-dono made chocolate
and said it was for Natsumi-dono...
**[19:39] ---**
H-How much did she make?
**[19:40] ---**
One, about the size of a rice ball.
**[19:43] ---**
Yes!
**[19:46] ---**
Um, you're scaring me a little...
**[19:52] ---**
All you have to do is give me
a straight answer!
**[19:54] ---**
Did you give me chocolate?!
**[19:56] ---**
That's impossible. I'm a ghost.
**[20:03] ---**
Yahoo!
**[20:06] ---**
Now I know only Natsumi
could have given me the chocolate!
**[20:13] ---**
What's Giroro so excited about?
**[20:15] ---**
Or, like, dancing wildly?
**[20:17] ---**
Is he not embarrassed, at his age?
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[20:25] ---**
Listen to this! I was totally successful
in giving him my chocolate!
**[20:29] ---**
Me, too! How about you, Natsumi?
**[20:32] ---**
That's a secret.
**[20:39] ---**
What should I say to Natsumi
when she returns?
**[20:44] ---**
Dummy. You forgot to put in a message card,
**[20:47] ---**
so I spent a lot of time investigating
who left it for me.
**[20:52] ---**
Sorry!
**[20:53] ---**
Here.
***SIGN*** Giroro
**[20:54] ---**
But I'm glad my feelings came across.
**[20:58] ---**
Even though I'm a little embarrassed...
**[21:01] ---**
Embarrassed!
**[21:03] ---**
Oh, no! Natsumi will be back soon!
**[21:07] ---**
Natsumi is coming back!
**[21:11] ---**
Natsumi is coming back...
**[21:13] ---**
I'm back!
***SIGN*** Here she is!
**[21:14] ---**
Here she is!
**[21:16] ---**
Fuyuki! Sorry I'm late!
**[21:19] ---**
I'll get dinner ready right away!
**[21:25] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[21:27] ---**
Um... How can I put this?
**[21:29] ---**
I gratefully accept this chocolate.
**[21:34] ---**
Now that you mention it, I forgot.
**[21:36] ---**
I'll give you obligation chocolate.
**[21:39] ---**
Here!
**[21:51] ---**
Giroro, why are you chomping on curry roux?
**[21:57] ---**
C-Curry roux?
**[22:00] ---**
It's medium-spicy!
**[22:04] ---**
Him...
**[22:08] ---**
Boys who become distracted
by Valentine's Day chocolate,
**[22:12] ---**
be aware that this kind
of thing is possible too,
**[22:13] ---**
so be very careful.
**[22:18] ---**
I'm so embarrassed!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Natsumi here!
**[23:53] ---**
Koyuki here!
**[23:54] ---**
Koyuki-chan, you're a ninja, so you
probably know a lot about history, right?
**[23:57] ---**
Yes! Edo-era ninjas
**[23:59] ---**
threw pinwheels, wore red or white masks...
**[24:02] ---**
That's from TV... from a long time ago...
**[24:04] ---**
That aside...
**[24:05] ---**
It's okay!
**[24:07] ---**
"Koyuki in Historical Wonderland, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro: Let's Pounce on Chuubei-sama, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories! How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E148 - Koyuki in Historical Wonderland, Sir! / Keroro: Let's Pounce on Chuubei-sama, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPWZM/koyuki-in-historical-wonderland-sir--keroro-lets-pounce-on-chuubei-sama-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
In a rural town apart from the city,
**[01:34] ---**
here stands the famous
"Historical Wonderland"!
***SIGN*** Historical Wonderland
**[01:37] ---**
Wow, we're really here, Natsumi-san!
***SIGN*** Barrier - Historical Wonderland Entrance
**[01:40] ---**
We're suddenly at the barrier! The barrier!
***SIGN*** Tickets
**[01:43] ---**
Since we came here, we have
to pounce on that one guy.
**[01:46] ---**
That one guy?
***SIGN*** Commanding
**[01:48] ---**
You didn't know? He's really popular now.
**[01:51] ---**
They say good things will happen
if you pounce on him!
***SIGN*** Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama
***SIGN*** Chuu!
**[01:54] ---**
Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
***SIGN*** Find and Pounce on Him!
**[01:57] ---**
He's soooo cute!
**[02:00] ---**
Giroro, thank you for
coming as our guardian.
**[02:03] ---**
Thanks to you, Mom allowed this.
**[02:06] ---**
Well, I judged that it was a good chance
to experience the long-ago Pekopon.
**[02:11] ---**
Let me guard you firmly!
**[02:13] ---**
Now, let's go, Natsumi-san!
**[02:15] ---**
Sure!
**[02:17] ---**
That woman!
***SIGN*** That woman
**[02:23] ---**
Koyuki in Historical Wonderland, Sir!
***SIGN*** Transformation Place
**[02:28] ---**
Wow, I feel like I've turned
into a different person!
**[02:31] ---**
It looks pretty good on you, Fuyuki!
**[02:33] ---**
N-Natsumi, it looks very good on you too.
**[02:37] ---**
Thank you!
**[02:38] ---**
Say, where's Koyuki-chan?
**[02:42] ---**
Did you call for me?
**[02:43] ---**
Huh? Isn't that your usual ninja outfit?
**[02:47] ---**
I wanted to walk around in this
like normal, for a change.
**[02:50] ---**
I see! Here, it's not strange
for a ninja to be around.
**[02:55] ---**
Sarge probably wanted to come, too.
**[02:58] ---**
Don't even joke about that!
**[03:00] ---**
After messing up the bathroom like that,
he has to stay home and clean up!
**[03:05] ---**
Ooh!
**[03:07] ---**
Check out that huge koi!
**[03:09] ---**
Wait, Sarge did come!
**[03:11] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[03:13] ---**
Will you not be in trouble
if Natchi finds you?
**[03:16] ---**
It's fine!
**[03:17] ---**
Just because I made the bathroom
into a Jaburo-style diorama,
**[03:21] ---**
she left me behind! Isn't that terrible?!
**[03:24] ---**
Hey, anyone would get mad.
**[03:26] ---**
Honestly, that Lady Natsumi,
**[03:28] ---**
she wields the power of
the purse all she wants!
**[03:32] ---**
Goodness! Did I step on
something just now?
**[03:37] ---**
Let me explain!
**[03:38] ---**
Because of the anti-barrier, normal
people can't see Sarge and Tamama.
**[03:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:44] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:45] ---**
What was that?!
**[03:46] ---**
If ya got a complaint, come at me!
**[03:49] ---**
Ya coming, dang coward?!
**[03:51] ---**
Or, like, extreme rudeness?
**[03:54] ---**
Lady Mois...
**[03:56] ---**
That was acting.
**[03:57] ---**
It's just acting!
**[03:59] ---**
Acting?
**[04:00] ---**
There are actors mixed into the people
walking around here,
**[04:04] ---**
and they do that sort of performance.
**[04:07] ---**
This says that my beloved
Mito Moan-Moan-sama is here, too!
***SIGN*** Mito Moan-Moan is coming!
**[04:10] ---**
See?
**[04:12] ---**
Moan-Moan-sama?
**[04:14] ---**
I am the one moaning here!
**[04:16] ---**
You are talking like a couple!
***SIGN*** Ninja Trap House
**[04:19] ---**
"Ninja Trap House"...
**[04:21] ---**
Wow, they have a place like this, too!
**[04:24] ---**
There's a slanted room,
and a giant labyrinth!
**[04:26] ---**
Wondermouse Chuubei-sama
may be hidden there!
**[04:29] ---**
A trap house, huh...
**[04:31] ---**
My kind of place.
**[04:32] ---**
Move to fight!
**[04:34] ---**
Move to fight!
**[04:40] ---**
Mrgh...
***SIGN*** Moan
***SIGN*** Moan
**[04:44] ---**
There are still villains left in this world.
**[04:48] ---**
How lamentable!
**[04:51] ---**
Moan-Moan!
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, no! Our esteemed lord is
lamenting the world again!
**[04:56] ---**
He has started moaning and moaning!
***SIGN*** Moan moan moan...
**[04:58] ---**
Moan, moan...
**[04:59] ---**
It's Mito Moan-Moan-sama!
**[05:01] ---**
A roadside attraction?
**[05:04] ---**
Suke-Suke-san, Kaku-Kaku-san!
**[05:06] ---**
Agreed!
**[05:06] ---**
Leave it to us!
**[05:07] ---**
Get them!
**[05:13] ---**
This feels pretty genuine!
**[05:27] ---**
This brings back memories...
**[05:30] ---**
Ooh! It's a Moan-Moan-sama attraction!
**[05:33] ---**
Gotta get closer!
**[05:34] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:38] ---**
So cool!
**[05:40] ---**
Gero?
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, shoot!
**[05:44] ---**
Look out!
**[05:50] ---**
Koyuki-chan?!
**[05:56] ---**
Whew, she's safe!
**[05:57] ---**
Who's that girl?
**[05:58] ---**
Oh, shoot!
**[06:00] ---**
Thank you. You're pretty good.
**[06:02] ---**
S-Sorry to intrude!
**[06:04] ---**
Huh?
**[06:05] ---**
Yumika-dono!
**[06:08] ---**
Suke-Suke-san, Kaku-Kaku-san.
**[06:10] ---**
Agreed!
***SIGN*** Heart
**[06:11] ---**
Take heed, take heed!
**[06:13] ---**
Do you see this family crest?!
**[06:16] ---**
The person standing here is the
country's general of fortune!
**[06:20] ---**
Mito Moan-Moan-sama is here!
**[06:25] ---**
There it is! I was waiting!
**[06:27] ---**
Where's Azumaya-san?
**[06:30] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:32] ---**
C-Could it be I've...
***SIGN*** Mo! Mo!
***SIGN*** Mo! Mo!
**[06:34] ---**
Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
**[06:36] ---**
Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
**[06:36] ---**
It appears that Moan-Moan-sama was
able to return this street to normal!
**[06:40] ---**
With this, our attraction is now over!
**[06:43] ---**
Shock! I've missed the best part!
**[06:46] ---**
Now, everyone, this paper
we passed out earlier is,
**[06:50] ---**
as a matter of fact,
"Wrapped Offering" paper!
**[06:54] ---**
If you enjoyed this performance,
**[06:56] ---**
please wrap that feeling in this paper,
**[06:59] ---**
and throw it at us. Thank you very much!
**[07:17] ---**
W-Wrapped offering...
***SIGN*** Wrapped Offering
***SIGN*** Full House
**[07:29] ---**
Art!
***SIGN*** Art
**[07:32] ---**
I'll get wrapped offerings!
**[07:34] ---**
This emotion! This excitement!
**[07:36] ---**
This is the one and only item
my soul desires!
**[07:40] ---**
I want wrapped offerings!
**[07:42] ---**
It was the moment that lit
Sarge's artist soul on fire!
**[07:47] ---**
Why did I go and do that?
**[07:49] ---**
I mustn't, I mustn't!
**[07:51] ---**
Found you!
**[07:53] ---**
G-Got a little time?
***SIGN*** Tea
**[07:57] ---**
Huh, so your name's Koyuki-chan.
***SIGN*** Nabeyaki Udon Sukiyaki Udon
**[08:00] ---**
You were really ninja-y!
Where did you learn to do that?
**[08:03] ---**
Um, it's a secret!
**[08:05] ---**
Do you belong to an action team somewhere?
**[08:07] ---**
No, I don't.
**[08:09] ---**
Say, in that case, would you join our team?
**[08:12] ---**
This is your place to live!
***SIGN*** Seashore Mochi
**[08:14] ---**
Eh? My place to live?
**[08:17] ---**
That's right! Well?!
**[08:18] ---**
Yumika, let's go get ready for the next one.
**[08:21] ---**
Coming!
**[08:22] ---**
Well, think it over!
***SIGN*** Seashore Mochi
**[08:23] ---**
See you later!
***SIGN*** Green Tea
**[08:27] ---**
My place to live, huh...
**[08:32] ---**
Koyuki...
**[08:34] ---**
From now on, your place to live is here.
**[08:37] ---**
Right, Chief!
**[08:38] ---**
The times have changed, and the reason for a
shinobi's existence has completely vanished.
**[08:43] ---**
The time has come for
you to leave this place.
**[08:45] ---**
From now on, you will all place yourselves
in the everyday world, and live normally.
**[08:51] ---**
Farewell... Farewell, everyone!
**[08:54] ---**
I'll see you again someday!
**[09:00] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[09:03] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:04] ---**
Natsumi-dono and the others
are looking for you.
**[09:08] ---**
Okay!
**[09:10] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[09:12] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
***SIGN*** Decorations Shop
**[09:15] ---**
I was looking for you!
**[09:16] ---**
Sorry!
**[09:17] ---**
Why are they hugging each other?!
***SIGN*** Tea
**[09:21] ---**
Say, isn't it pretty lively over there?
**[09:24] ---**
Wondermouse Chuubei-sama?!
**[09:26] ---**
Let's go see!
**[09:28] ---**
Oh, no!
**[09:29] ---**
Tamamaya-sama, please forgive me!
**[09:32] ---**
Geheheheh! I'll bully you!
**[09:34] ---**
What the?
**[09:35] ---**
Mois-chan?!
**[09:36] ---**
Tamama?
***SIGN*** Serious
For Real
**[09:40] ---**
Yah!
**[09:40] ---**
Oh, no, no!
**[09:43] ---**
Oh, noooo!
**[09:43] ---**
Tamaaaa!
**[09:46] ---**
C-Could it be that you're...!
**[09:48] ---**
It's got nothing to do with me.
**[09:50] ---**
Kogarashi Kerojirou-sama! Please save me!
**[09:53] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[09:55] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[09:56] ---**
It's got... nothing to do with m...
**[10:00] ---**
Hey, what are you doing here?
**[10:03] ---**
What happened to staying home
and cleaning the bathroom?
**[10:05] ---**
Wh-Who might you be?
**[10:07] ---**
Quit joking and go home, now!
**[10:10] ---**
J-Just until I get wrapped offerings...
**[10:14] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! You-know-what!
**[10:16] ---**
Roger!
**[10:23] ---**
Wha? Wha-wha-wha?!
**[10:24] ---**
What? What's that? An attraction?
**[10:29] ---**
I don't know which town you're from, girl,
**[10:31] ---**
but I won't let you interfere!
**[10:34] ---**
Please, help me out!
**[10:35] ---**
Great Demon!
**[10:40] ---**
Yes! Igarin!
**[10:46] ---**
Gero!
**[10:50] ---**
We synched up well.
**[10:51] ---**
Hmph! Just this time.
**[10:53] ---**
Why, you!
**[10:54] ---**
Slay them! Cut them down!
**[10:57] ---**
Ah, that is a line the villain says
before getting killed.
**[11:01] ---**
That's too much, Keroro!
**[11:07] ---**
I'll let you off there for today!
**[11:12] ---**
Mo?
**[11:13] ---**
That startled me!
**[11:15] ---**
What was that, just now?
**[11:21] ---**
Mo, mo, mo, mo...
***SIGN*** Barrier - Historical Wonderland Entrance
***SIGN*** Tickets
**[11:24] ---**
Thank you for inviting me!
**[11:26] ---**
But I have friends precious to me,
and I must protect the peace of the world.
**[11:32] ---**
The peace of the world?
**[11:36] ---**
For such an amazing reason,
it can't be helped.
**[11:40] ---**
Later!
**[11:42] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:44] ---**
We couldn't find Wondermouse Chuubei-sama.
**[11:47] ---**
But, it was fun!
**[11:49] ---**
Let's all go together next time!
**[11:51] ---**
Today appears to have been
a good day for Koyuki-dono.
**[11:57] ---**
Place yourselves in the everyday
world, and live normally...
**[12:01] ---**
Just now... it couldn't be...
**[12:09] ---**
My wrapped offerings!
**[12:20] ---**
Now, what is everyone doing after
returning from Historical Wonderland?
**[12:26] ---**
It sure does feel nice to have a clean bath!
**[12:29] ---**
I'm happy you're letting me
spend the night tonight!
**[12:32] ---**
Natsumi-san, I'll wash your back!
**[12:34] ---**
Grr...
**[12:36] ---**
Darn it!
**[12:37] ---**
What's this "I'll wash your back" stuff?!
**[12:40] ---**
Meanwhile, the sergeant is...
***SIGN*** Moan-Moan
***SIGN*** Moan
Moan
***SIGN*** Moan
Moan
**[12:43] ---**
Man...
**[12:44] ---**
I wanted to go into the Ninja Trap House!
***SIGN*** Historical Wonderland
**[12:47] ---**
And do the Shuriken Throw, too!
***SIGN*** Ooh!!
Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama
Manjuu!
***SIGN*** Includes Me!
***SIGN*** Limited Item
***SIGN*** Delicious!
Dumplings
Red Bean Soup
Historical Wonderland
Shuriken Throw
**[12:50] ---**
Gero! I forgot to buy Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama manjuu!
**[12:54] ---**
Oh, wow, it has a figure included, too!
**[12:57] ---**
That reminds me, I haven't
pounced on Chuubei-sama!
**[13:04] ---**
It can't be helped. I'll just sleep.
**[13:18] ---**
Can I really leave it at this?!
**[13:22] ---**
A suspicious presence...
**[13:25] ---**
As I thought...
**[13:27] ---**
...there's someone here.
**[13:32] ---**
"Keroro: Let's Pounce on Chuubei-sama, Sir!"
**[13:38] ---**
I wish Kululu had come with us, too.
**[13:41] ---**
Can't this wait until tomorrow?
Nobody will be there.
**[13:45] ---**
That's why it's good.
We can play all we want, sir.
**[13:48] ---**
Hey! Isn't that risky?
**[13:50] ---**
That's right! Don't be like them, kids!
**[13:52] ---**
Listen up.
**[13:54] ---**
You know that Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama is there, right?
**[13:57] ---**
What about him?
**[13:58] ---**
Good things will happen if you pounce on him.
**[14:00] ---**
A-Apparently so.
**[14:02] ---**
Then, what would you consider
a good thing, Giroro?
**[14:05] ---**
A good thing?
**[14:08] ---**
I'll wash your back, Gi-ro-ro!
**[14:13] ---**
I'll give you a chance to have
that good thing happen!
**[14:20] ---**
Giroro's getting into it!
**[14:22] ---**
Wait for me, please!
**[14:27] ---**
Woah, do we have it all to ourselves?
**[14:29] ---**
I-Isn't this somewhat scary?
**[14:32] ---**
Like something will appear...
**[14:34] ---**
Ah! You are scared!
**[14:37] ---**
No, I'm not!
***SIGN*** Decorations Shop
**[14:45] ---**
Snerk snerk snerk!
**[14:53] ---**
Are you left behind?
**[14:58] ---**
Wh-What? There was a voice just now?
**[15:04] ---**
Namahage demon!
**[15:13] ---**
Gero... This is pretty difficult.
**[15:17] ---**
Yah!
**[15:18] ---**
Where could Giroro-senpai have gone?
**[15:21] ---**
Yah!
**[15:22] ---**
Probably playing somewhere?
**[15:25] ---**
Oh, you finally hit it!
**[15:27] ---**
"Finally" was unnecessary.
**[15:29] ---**
Thanks to Giroro-senpai,
I'm all alone with Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:34] ---**
I should have brought Mois-dono along, too.
**[15:38] ---**
Say, say, Mr. Sergeant,
let us take a photo to remember this!
**[15:42] ---**
Ooh, you brought a camera!
**[15:47] ---**
So, where will we take it?
**[15:51] ---**
I will show her this lovey-dovey
photo of me and Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:55] ---**
No way!
**[15:56] ---**
This can't be real! Give back my Uncle!
**[16:00] ---**
No can do!
***SIGN*** Geh heh heh heh heh...
**[16:05] ---**
Ooh! We'll take it over there!
***SIGN*** Geh heh heh heh heh...
***SIGN*** Crooked Mansion
**[16:07] ---**
The Crooked Mansion?
**[16:11] ---**
Ge-Gero...
**[16:13] ---**
This slanted room is kinda making me ill.
**[16:17] ---**
My brains feel all weird.
**[16:18] ---**
Okay, Mr. Sergeant, let us take it now!
**[16:23] ---**
Okay, cheese!
***SIGN*** We Can't Show This!
**[16:30] ---**
This is terrible.
***SIGN*** Exit
**[16:31] ---**
I got sick...
**[16:34] ---**
Renovating.
***SIGN*** Renovating Entry Forbidden
**[16:36] ---**
Entry forbidden.
***SIGN*** Renovating
Entry Forbidden
***SIGN*** Cave Labyrinth
**[16:37] ---**
A cave labyrinth?
**[16:40] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[16:44] ---**
When you're told not to go in,
that makes you want to go in, sir!
**[16:48] ---**
My heart is pounding!
**[16:52] ---**
Say, Mr. Sergeant,
**[16:54] ---**
what does this Wondermouse
Chuubei-sama look like again?
**[16:57] ---**
Gero?
**[16:58] ---**
Let's see...
**[17:00] ---**
I dare say his main features are his two
round eyes and his three mousy whiskers.
**[17:05] ---**
Would he look, say, like that?
**[17:07] ---**
Gero?
**[17:10] ---**
Gero! Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
**[17:12] ---**
For real?!
**[17:14] ---**
Pounce on him!
**[17:15] ---**
Yay! You are under arrest!
**[17:17] ---**
Yah!
**[17:18] ---**
We did it!
**[17:20] ---**
We pounced on Chuubei-sama!
**[17:22] ---**
Now good things will happen to us!
**[17:24] ---**
I will take a picture!
**[17:27] ---**
What is a Keronian doing embracing me?!
**[17:32] ---**
Gah! Viper!
**[17:35] ---**
Looking carefully, the mark on his back
does look like round eyes,
**[17:39] ---**
and there are three mousy
whiskers underneath...
***SIGN*** The Real One
**[17:43] ---**
That's so misleading!
**[17:45] ---**
I am Viper Jounosuke!
***SIGN*** Viper Jounosuke
**[17:48] ---**
My grandma always told me
**[17:51] ---**
that these three lines on my back
are rightful proof of a villainous alien!
**[17:56] ---**
G-Gero!
**[17:57] ---**
Why is such a villain here?
**[17:59] ---**
Oh, you wanna hear?
**[18:00] ---**
Four hundred years ago,
**[18:02] ---**
it was here I obtained the legendary
sword, "Ginshari no Tachi."
**[18:06] ---**
And then, I confronted my old enemy, the
cherry blossom blizzard space police officer!
**[18:13] ---**
However, I was defeated.
**[18:15] ---**
I lost Ginshari no Tachi,
**[18:17] ---**
and was captured and exiled to outer space!
**[18:22] ---**
Four hundred years later, I finally
succeeded in breaking out of prison,
**[18:26] ---**
and returned here to search
for the longsword I lost then!
**[18:31] ---**
Gero... and now we've bumped into him.
**[18:34] ---**
What rotten luck!
**[18:36] ---**
And now...
**[18:37] ---**
...I have found it!
**[18:39] ---**
Gero!
**[18:42] ---**
To commemorate its four-hundredth year here,
**[18:45] ---**
first I'll make you scum
a sacrifice to this blade!
***SIGN*** Scum
**[18:48] ---**
Wh-Why me?!
**[18:50] ---**
I am so glad it is Mr. Sergeant...
**[18:52] ---**
After after that, you moron!
***SIGN*** Moron
**[18:53] ---**
What?! One is enough!
**[18:56] ---**
A-Anyway, let's run away!
**[18:58] ---**
What was that?!
**[18:59] ---**
So fast!
**[19:00] ---**
Roar, Tiger!
**[19:07] ---**
Viper Jou, intruding!
**[19:10] ---**
Tama!
**[19:10] ---**
Gero?!
**[19:16] ---**
Tama!
**[19:17] ---**
Gero!
**[19:20] ---**
Give up!
**[19:22] ---**
Nooo!
**[19:23] ---**
Namaste!
**[19:26] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu! Excellent timing!
**[19:29] ---**
Got something?!
**[19:31] ---**
I found this. Wanna pounce on it?
**[19:34] ---**
Good things might happen to you.
**[19:35] ---**
Uh, that's not what I meant.
**[19:37] ---**
Like, Great Demon?!
**[19:38] ---**
Here he is!
**[19:40] ---**
In cellphone strap form.
**[19:42] ---**
Not that!
**[19:44] ---**
Time to pay the piper!
**[19:49] ---**
Yah!
**[19:52] ---**
So the suspicious presence was really Viper!
**[19:55] ---**
Oh ho?
**[19:56] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:58] ---**
Prepare yourself!
**[19:58] ---**
Impudent fool!
**[20:05] ---**
He's... strong...
**[20:09] ---**
I'll finish you off later.
**[20:12] ---**
First, that one!
***SIGN*** That One
**[20:14] ---**
Gero! S-Somebody save me!
**[20:17] ---**
At this time, Sarge pounced
on Wondermouse Chuubei-sama!
**[20:21] ---**
Stop right there!
**[20:23] ---**
Gero?
**[20:24] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo.
**[20:27] ---**
That's...!
**[20:28] ---**
She's been getting slightly
more screen time lately.
**[20:30] ---**
From the Andromeda police station...
**[20:33] ---**
...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
**[20:36] ---**
Escaped prisoner over there!
Be good and give yourself up!
**[20:41] ---**
A space police officer?!
**[20:43] ---**
You'll regret having appeared in front of me!
**[20:47] ---**
What?!
**[20:48] ---**
Do you know what this is?
**[20:51] ---**
Ge-Geh! Is that Kinshari no Tachi?!
**[20:54] ---**
O wind!
**[20:56] ---**
O light!
**[20:58] ---**
Ninja Art, Covered Wagon Transformation!
**[21:03] ---**
You scumbag!
**[21:05] ---**
Space Cherry Blossom Blizzard,
Poyonmaru is here!
**[21:09] ---**
You scumbag! You're the one
from four hundred years ago!
**[21:12] ---**
So you remember, you awful one!
**[21:14] ---**
Um, how old is Poyon-chan?
**[21:16] ---**
I'll get you this time for sure!
**[21:19] ---**
Don't make me laugh!
**[21:21] ---**
Poyon Flying Slash!
**[21:25] ---**
Urk!
**[21:32] ---**
What? What was that?!
**[21:34] ---**
I do not really get it.
**[21:37] ---**
Wha?!
**[21:40] ---**
Now, stand up.
**[21:42] ---**
Huh? Um, I just exploded...
**[21:46] ---**
No excuses! Get in there at once!
**[21:48] ---**
Uh, aren't I dead?
**[21:51] ---**
Ah, you saved us!
**[21:54] ---**
And you're at fault for entering Pekopon
paid facilities without paying!
**[21:58] ---**
Gero?
**[21:59] ---**
Sit in there a while and
think about what you've done!
**[22:02] ---**
Why just me?
**[22:04] ---**
The rest of you, fix the
broken facilities by morning!
**[22:07] ---**
Whaa?!
**[22:08] ---**
Uh, m-me, too?
**[22:12] ---**
And so, the case is now closed!
**[22:16] ---**
Yes, poyon!
**[22:18] ---**
Gero!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
This is Fuyuki.
**[23:53] ---**
Nessie and the abominable
snowman may be old news,
**[23:56] ---**
but I'd like the chupacabra
and mothman to do their best!
**[23:59] ---**
They may be minor cryptids compared
to UFOs and alien artifacts,
**[24:03] ---**
but maybe they could pick up more steam?
**[24:05] ---**
That aside, UFOs and
alien artifacts are plenty minor.
**[24:10] ---**
"Alisa: Aliens vs. Monsters, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
One full episode! How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E149 - Alisa: Aliens vs. Monsters, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE8QG/alisa-aliens-vs-monsters-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
***SIGN*** Several Months Ago
***SIGN*** Pacific Ocean, Bermuda Trapezium (The Devil's Quadrilateral)
**[01:43] ---**
We are Nontolma, documenters of this planet.
**[01:48] ---**
It doesn't matter to us that you call us
inhabitants of darkness.
**[01:53] ---**
Documenters?
**[01:55] ---**
If so, I'd like to ask: is there
a way to make this girl human?
**[02:02] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[02:04] ---**
Fuyuki?
**[02:06] ---**
A person's name.
**[02:08] ---**
So I should use that person?
**[02:17] ---**
Alisa: Aliens vs. Monsters, Sir!
**[02:23] ---**
Hello, everyone! We meet once again!
**[02:26] ---**
Today I deliver to you a story
that's a bit scary and a bit sad.
**[02:37] ---**
Snow?
**[02:44] ---**
I wonder where Alisa-chan is now,
and what she's up to.
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo
Public Library
***SIGN*** Monster Encyclopedia
**[02:58] ---**
This is...
**[03:04] ---**
They look similar.
**[03:12] ---**
This one looks similar, too.
**[03:15] ---**
So it's just as I thought.
**[03:17] ---**
The ones Alisa-chan was targeting
**[03:19] ---**
are identical to legendary
monsters or cryptids.
**[03:22] ---**
Vampires. Werewolves.
**[03:26] ---**
Mummy men.
**[03:28] ---**
Could it be that monsters are really aliens
that came to Earth in the past?
**[03:34] ---**
Incredible! In that case, calling
them "those who lurk in the dark"
**[03:38] ---**
fits their image perfectly!
**[03:42] ---**
The scent of fragrant olive?
**[03:44] ---**
But it's not the season for it.
**[03:46] ---**
Could it be...?
**[03:48] ---**
A-Alisa-chan!
**[03:51] ---**
Uh, sorry.
**[03:54] ---**
Sorry to appear suddenly, Fuyuki-kun.
**[03:56] ---**
Alisa-chan's father...
**[03:59] ---**
Do you want to meet them, Fuyuki?
**[04:02] ---**
Huh?
**[04:03] ---**
those who lurk in the dark.
**[04:05] ---**
What? Cryptids? You mean...
**[04:09] ---**
Come, let's go.
**[04:10] ---**
W-Wait just a minute.
**[04:13] ---**
Did you come here in order
to make me into bait for your hunt?
**[04:18] ---**
Of course I did.
**[04:21] ---**
My prediction hit the mark.
**[04:23] ---**
You want to see the real thing, right?
**[04:25] ---**
Well, of course.
**[04:28] ---**
Though it's a little scary,
**[04:30] ---**
I might be able to prove my hypothesis.
**[04:34] ---**
But...
**[04:35] ---**
But, what?
**[04:36] ---**
The chupacabra was witnessed
in South America.
**[04:40] ---**
That's a little too far to go.
**[04:42] ---**
I'll take you in a single bound.
**[04:44] ---**
S-Sure, but I have a lot going on,
like at school and at home.
**[04:52] ---**
At least wait until spring break.
**[05:00] ---**
Fine. I will wait until spring break.
**[05:09] ---**
There are quite a lot gathered here.
**[05:12] ---**
Just what could this important announcement
from the neighborhood council president be?
**[05:16] ---**
A notice for a big event, right?
**[05:19] ---**
Like an inspection tour of the
Shizuoka Gundam model factory,
**[05:22] ---**
or a visit tour of a planned
South American Jaburo construction site.
**[05:26] ---**
Deepening friendship between
fellow aliens who lurk on Pekopon?
**[05:32] ---**
Hmph, ridiculous!
**[05:34] ---**
If it's such a thing, I'm leaving!
**[05:36] ---**
Hello, everyone!
**[05:38] ---**
Please be silent, poya!
**[05:41] ---**
Space Police Officer, Poyan-chan.
**[05:44] ---**
The reason we have gathered you here today
is for an important announcement
**[05:48] ---**
from the Alien Town Side 6
Neighborhood Council President.
**[05:53] ---**
So, starting now...
**[05:55] ---**
...here is an important announcement...
**[05:58] ---**
...concerning everyone's life on Pekopon.
**[06:02] ---**
Alien Town Side 6
Neighborhood Council President,
***SIGN*** Mel
**[06:05] ---**
Mel-Bal-Cas.
***SIGN*** Bal
***SIGN*** Cas
**[06:07] ---**
This is what we wish to convey to you all!
**[06:12] ---**
Gero! Th-That's...!
**[06:14] ---**
Augh! It's her!
**[06:17] ---**
She captured our boss!
**[06:19] ---**
My mom had just gone out for
a bit in a Pekoponian city...
**[06:23] ---**
I can't even go quietly eat
the Pekoponian specialty, ramen!
**[06:27] ---**
That's right.
**[06:28] ---**
Disappearances of aliens who slip
into Pekoponian society to live
**[06:33] ---**
have occurred without stopping
for the past few months.
**[06:36] ---**
We have learned that the culprit is
this girl who looks like a Pekoponian.
**[06:42] ---**
And that's not all.
**[06:44] ---**
Aliens visiting Pekopon
**[06:46] ---**
have gone missing in large numbers
during the past several centuries.
**[06:51] ---**
Just two months ago, our Side 6 was
even frozen in ice on Christmas Eve!
**[06:56] ---**
It is highly likely that it was
all the doing of this girl!
**[07:00] ---**
If so, the space police should
hurry up and do something about it!
**[07:03] ---**
We don't want to be victims!
**[07:07] ---**
Since we have not established
this girl's address or identity,
**[07:10] ---**
I cannot take measures
as a space police officer.
**[07:13] ---**
At the moment, we want you to watch
yourselves for your own personal safety.
**[07:18] ---**
H-How irresponsible!
**[07:20] ---**
Yes, that's right! You tax thief!
**[07:27] ---**
And so, in order to cooperate with
the space police's investigation.,
**[07:31] ---**
if there's anyone who knows
something concerning this girl,
**[07:34] ---**
we would appreciate that information.
**[07:37] ---**
Wh-What'll we do?
**[07:41] ---**
Speaking of victims,
we're victims ourselves.
**[07:45] ---**
However...
**[07:46] ---**
We're not going to lend a hand
to the negligent space police!
**[07:49] ---**
Don't poke your nose in clumsily!
**[07:51] ---**
That's right, let uneaten curry lie.
**[07:56] ---**
Well, that's... true...
**[07:58] ---**
You there, the Keroro Platoon!
**[08:00] ---**
Do you have any clues?
**[08:02] ---**
Gulp! C-Clues...
**[08:05] ---**
If I say too much here,
it'll end up being a big pain.
**[08:09] ---**
In that case...
**[08:11] ---**
I... I've never seen or heard of
such a girl, great magistrate!
**[08:16] ---**
Your group gets into trouble a lot.
**[08:19] ---**
Could it be you have been
caught by that girl?
**[08:24] ---**
B-Bullseye! But...
**[08:26] ---**
H-How rude!
**[08:28] ---**
We weren't caught by her on Halloween night,
**[08:31] ---**
nor did we rescue her on Christmas Eve!
**[08:33] ---**
Wh-Why are you digging your own grave?!
**[08:36] ---**
I am gonna beat you up!
**[08:40] ---**
Sarge, disasters spring from the mouth.
**[08:45] ---**
Poya?
**[08:46] ---**
Geeroo...
**[08:53] ---**
Wait a minute.
**[08:55] ---**
Thinking again about the definition of
"those who lurk in the dark,"
**[08:58] ---**
Japanese demons are also...
**[09:02] ---**
The library is about to close.
**[09:04] ---**
Please return books to where you found them.
**[09:05] ---**
This late already?
**[09:08] ---**
Is it spring break now?
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, s-sorry...
**[09:12] ---**
I forgot you were there.
**[09:15] ---**
When I get engrossed,
I can't see what's around me.
**[09:22] ---**
The snow stopped right away.
**[09:24] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[09:26] ---**
Why is that?
**[09:27] ---**
Well, remember, didn't we have a
horrible time on Christmas Eve?
**[09:31] ---**
I've had my fill of snow for awhile.
**[09:34] ---**
I enjoyed it.
**[09:36] ---**
Y-You did?
**[09:38] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:41] ---**
Say, your...
**[09:44] ---**
Your father was talking
about making you human.
**[09:48] ---**
What did he mean?
**[09:50] ---**
Well, it's...
**[09:52] ---**
It's...?
**[09:53] ---**
It's basically...
**[09:55] ---**
Basically...
**[09:58] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[10:00] ---**
It's a skyfish!
**[10:02] ---**
No mistake!
**[10:04] ---**
A lurker of the darkness.
**[10:05] ---**
As I thought, you have
called forth prey for me, Fuyuki.
**[10:09] ---**
I'm happy, Fuyuki.
**[10:12] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[10:17] ---**
Alisa, incoming at 2 o'clock!
**[10:19] ---**
Okay, Daddy.
**[10:30] ---**
Quite the prey.
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[10:36] ---**
Alisa!
**[10:39] ---**
You completely fell for our trap!
**[10:42] ---**
That Cepheus Terria,
Pekopon name "skyfish,"
**[10:45] ---**
is unfortunately an utter fake!
**[10:51] ---**
That was bait that I released
**[10:54] ---**
in order to lure you over.
**[10:57] ---**
I'll introduce you.
**[10:59] ---**
The Viper clan, natural
enemies of the Keronians,
**[11:03] ---**
has an even greater natural
enemy, the Vangoosians.
**[11:07] ---**
This Vangoosian is said by all to be the
greatest monster hunter in the universe!
***SIGN*** Greatest in the Universe
**[11:12] ---**
Professor Helsing!
**[11:14] ---**
Since the space police are just too cowardly,
**[11:17] ---**
we hired him with our own funds!
**[11:20] ---**
Yes, in order to avenge
our boss whom you hunted!
**[11:23] ---**
Go on, Professor! Take care of her!
**[11:26] ---**
Leave her to me!
**[11:33] ---**
You're a pretty good fighter!
**[11:35] ---**
However!
**[11:42] ---**
Are you all right, Alisa?!
**[11:44] ---**
Just as I thought.
**[11:46] ---**
You don't seem to feel pain.
**[11:50] ---**
Run away, Alisa.
**[11:52] ---**
Daddy?
**[11:53] ---**
He's tough. We'll come again.
**[11:56] ---**
Understood.
**[11:58] ---**
They wanna run?!
**[12:00] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[12:02] ---**
I wanted to observe
a real skyfish up close!
**[12:06] ---**
Stay away, Fuyuki-kun! It's dangerous!
**[12:12] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[12:12] ---**
Talk about a moth to a flame!
**[12:15] ---**
We found out long ago that you scum
need this Pekoponian!
**[12:20] ---**
I'm going to thoroughly enjoy hunting you.
**[12:30] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[12:31] ---**
Talk about a moth to a flame!
**[12:33] ---**
P-Professor?! A hostage?!
**[12:36] ---**
Th-This is bad, getting a
Pekoponian wrapped up in this!
**[12:39] ---**
Silence!
**[12:41] ---**
So, are you going to run away?
**[12:43] ---**
And leave him behind?
**[12:45] ---**
What do you mean, hostage?
**[12:47] ---**
Let me go!
**[12:49] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[12:50] ---**
Stop it, Alisa.
**[12:51] ---**
Daddy...
**[12:52] ---**
We're completely in his power.
**[12:54] ---**
Don't move carelessly.
**[12:56] ---**
No.
**[12:58] ---**
What?!
**[12:59] ---**
I'll get back Fuyuki!
**[13:00] ---**
You can't!
**[13:01] ---**
If you won't help me, Daddy,
**[13:03] ---**
I'll do it myself!
**[13:05] ---**
Alisa!
**[13:06] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:07] ---**
Go!
**[13:10] ---**
Chupa chupa!
**[13:13] ---**
What's that?!
**[13:15] ---**
Cassiopeian Shorthair!
Earth name, Chupacabra!
**[13:17] ---**
A ferocious space pet popular with
those with a mania for thrills!
**[13:21] ---**
Amazing! I can't believe
I can see the real thing!
**[13:25] ---**
Hey, this isn't the time to be overjoyed!
**[13:27] ---**
Chupa chupa!
**[13:28] ---**
Very well! You may do as you wish!
**[13:31] ---**
Daddy!
**[13:38] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[13:39] ---**
Sarge! Come help me!
**[13:43] ---**
Fuyuki's pretty late.
**[13:45] ---**
The library closed long ago, though.
**[13:49] ---**
Gero!
**[13:51] ---**
What's that sound?
**[13:53] ---**
Th-This is...
**[13:54] ---**
The Master Fuyuki Come Help Call!
**[13:58] ---**
I gave it to Master Fuyuki not long ago,
as something like a token of friendship.
**[14:04] ---**
Anyway, I figured he'd never use it!
**[14:07] ---**
In short, Fuyuki's in trouble right now.
**[14:10] ---**
I guess?
**[14:12] ---**
Hurry up and get him! Now!
**[14:15] ---**
Keroro Platoon, setting out!
**[14:19] ---**
Chupa!
**[14:21] ---**
Chupa chupa!
**[14:24] ---**
The hunter has become the hunted.
We should withdraw now.
**[14:28] ---**
You're worried about me.
**[14:31] ---**
But, I've been able to hunt as
many monsters as there are stars.
**[14:34] ---**
Therefore, in order to become human,
**[14:36] ---**
I must hunt ones much scarier.
**[14:39] ---**
You think so too, right, Daddy? Besides...
**[14:42] ---**
...this is prey that Fuyuki gave me.
So I will hunt it.
**[14:45] ---**
Alisa, you won't do as I say?
**[14:49] ---**
Chupa chupa!
**[14:52] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[14:53] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[14:55] ---**
Are you unharmed?!
**[14:57] ---**
Sarge! Guys!
**[14:59] ---**
Hey, you over there!
**[15:01] ---**
What are you doing to Master Fuyuki?!
**[15:03] ---**
Speak of the devil...
**[15:05] ---**
Heya, Keronians!
**[15:06] ---**
Gero! Why are you guys here?
**[15:09] ---**
Sharp eyes as always!
**[15:11] ---**
You came to see the spectacle, right?
Over there...
**[15:15] ---**
Gero! Isn't that...?
**[15:16] ---**
Yeah! It's the enemy of we aliens!
**[15:19] ---**
We're just having the professor
exterminate her for us!
**[15:22] ---**
Sarge! Hurry up and save Alisa-chan!
**[15:26] ---**
What sleep-addled nonsense are you saying?
**[15:29] ---**
Why would they save her?
**[15:31] ---**
Or maybe... don't tell me you guys are...
**[15:36] ---**
acquainted with our enemy?!
**[15:38] ---**
Giku!
**[15:39] ---**
I-If they find out we're acquainted,
**[15:42] ---**
we might end up making
enemies of all the aliens!
**[15:46] ---**
If that happens, our invasion of
Pekopon will be out of the question!
**[15:49] ---**
That said, for now...
**[15:51] ---**
Acquainted? Don't be ridiculous!
**[15:54] ---**
We'd like you to finish
such a person off quickly!
**[15:57] ---**
Sarge?!
**[15:58] ---**
Oh, but we are just a teeny bit
acquainted with that Pekopon boy.
**[16:05] ---**
So, could you let him go fr—
**[16:07] ---**
Get lost!
**[16:07] ---**
Gero?
**[16:08] ---**
You're interrupting my work!
Get lost, quickly!
**[16:11] ---**
G-Gero!
**[16:12] ---**
Fuyuki... I'll save you now.
**[16:22] ---**
Kero!
**[16:22] ---**
Tama!
**[16:24] ---**
Having lost your one and only weapon,
you don't have a leg to stand on!
**[16:28] ---**
Well? How does it feel for the hunter
to become the hunted?
**[16:32] ---**
All right!
**[16:33] ---**
Great work, Professor!
**[16:35] ---**
That's enough, Alisa-chan!
Run away, quickly!
**[16:38] ---**
Cassiopeian Shorthair!
**[16:40] ---**
Finish him off!
**[16:42] ---**
Chupa chupa!
**[16:45] ---**
Give back Daddy.
**[16:48] ---**
Give back Daddy!
**[16:50] ---**
Erase her, too!
**[16:52] ---**
We're coming in!
**[16:54] ---**
Take this!
**[16:55] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[16:57] ---**
Click!
**[17:01] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[17:02] ---**
My prey!
**[17:09] ---**
Th-They did it!
**[17:11] ---**
The Keronians exterminated our enemy!
**[17:14] ---**
Great work, Keroro Platoon, as always!
**[17:19] ---**
Gah! How...
**[17:20] ---**
How could you snatch away
my precious prey?!
**[17:24] ---**
My brain! My brain hurts!
**[17:28] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[17:30] ---**
Sarge...
**[17:32] ---**
Why did you do that?!
**[17:35] ---**
You're terrible!
**[17:36] ---**
Master Fuyuki... I'd like you to forgive me.
**[17:40] ---**
This was to avoid needless strife.
**[17:45] ---**
How dare you?!
**[17:47] ---**
How dare you interfere with me,
Keroro Platoon?!
**[17:50] ---**
I'll turn you into squid snacks!
**[17:52] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[17:53] ---**
The professor snapped!
**[17:55] ---**
Keroro Platoon, you have our gratitude!
**[17:57] ---**
You guys escape quickly, too!
**[17:59] ---**
Let us run away quickly!
**[18:02] ---**
We can't! If we leave this guy alone,
who knows what he'll do!
**[18:06] ---**
Take this!
**[18:06] ---**
Uwaah! Tamama Impact!
**[18:12] ---**
Dororo on the scene!
***SIGN*** Zero-Dimensional Slash
**[18:14] ---**
Zero-Dimensional Slash!
**[18:16] ---**
Chupa?
**[18:17] ---**
What?!
**[18:18] ---**
It didn't work!
**[18:21] ---**
I'm going to thoroughly torment you!
**[18:23] ---**
Like thrashing a viper half-dead!
**[18:30] ---**
That's it!
**[18:31] ---**
If we have that...
**[18:33] ---**
Kero! Master Fuyuki?
**[18:34] ---**
That may be the Chupacabra's
capsule left over there!
**[18:39] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[18:42] ---**
Flying Sword Array!
**[18:44] ---**
Scattered Tamama Impact!
**[18:47] ---**
That won't work!
**[18:49] ---**
Darn it!
**[18:52] ---**
Keroro!
**[18:52] ---**
If we can get that capsule,
he'll be all ours!
**[18:57] ---**
Gero!
**[18:57] ---**
Kero!
**[19:00] ---**
What?!
**[19:01] ---**
Nevula!
**[19:03] ---**
You were unharmed!
**[19:04] ---**
You saved us!
**[19:06] ---**
Do it now!
**[19:07] ---**
Stop! Don't use that capsule!
**[19:09] ---**
Return!
**[19:11] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:13] ---**
H-Hold it!
**[19:15] ---**
Forgive me!
**[19:16] ---**
Forgive me, please!
**[19:18] ---**
Kero!
**[19:25] ---**
Gero gero!
**[19:26] ---**
Now the intruders are all gone.
**[19:29] ---**
The case is truly closed!
**[19:31] ---**
But, Alisa-chan is...
**[19:33] ---**
What happened to Alisa?
**[19:35] ---**
We erased her.
**[19:38] ---**
You what?!
**[19:39] ---**
But, no need to worry!
**[19:42] ---**
Kululu!
**[19:42] ---**
Roger!
**[19:44] ---**
Click!
**[19:50] ---**
Alisa-chan!
**[19:52] ---**
Just what is the meaning of this?
**[19:54] ---**
In fooling your enemy,
start with your allies!
**[19:59] ---**
Alisa-chan?!
**[20:01] ---**
Yes, Alisa is a doll.
**[20:05] ---**
For a long, long time,
**[20:07] ---**
I wandered the universe all alone,
**[20:11] ---**
then arrived here at Pekopon
several centuries ago.
**[20:16] ---**
Like two lonely souls
calling out to each other,
**[20:19] ---**
that was how I encountered Alisa.
**[20:22] ---**
Alisa, a doll who could speak.
**[20:26] ---**
However, Alisa's heart was full of sadness.
**[20:31] ---**
The sadness of not being accepted
by humans, because she was a doll.
**[20:37] ---**
Therefore, I decided that I
would make Alisa into a human.
**[20:42] ---**
Those who lurk in the dark...
**[20:44] ---**
With the life energy of the aliens
secretly living on Pekopon,
**[20:48] ---**
I was certain to be able to make Alisa human.
**[20:52] ---**
With that in mind,
Alisa and I have hunted continuously.
**[20:56] ---**
For decades, and centuries...
**[20:59] ---**
But Alisa could not become human.
**[21:03] ---**
At that time, I was told...
**[21:05] ---**
...that we need you, Fuyuki-kun.
**[21:10] ---**
So that was it.
**[21:12] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, it was right for Alisa to meet you.
**[21:18] ---**
Today, for the first time, Alisa didn't do
what I said, and acted on her own will instead.
**[21:24] ---**
That was a true expression
of a human-like heart.
**[21:29] ---**
The one who awakened that
was you, Fuyuki-kun.
**[21:33] ---**
I did?
**[21:34] ---**
Yes.
**[21:35] ---**
And so, one day, Alisa should
be able to become human.
**[21:40] ---**
A real human.
**[21:43] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[21:45] ---**
Alisa-chan.
**[21:55] ---**
Fuyuki... be well...
**[21:58] ---**
Alisa-chan, come visit again.
**[22:01] ---**
We'll help you out in any way we can.
**[22:04] ---**
You see, I believe that the day will come
when you can become human.
**[22:11] ---**
I believe it too, Fuyuki-kun.
**[22:14] ---**
Now then, farewell, farewell, farewell!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
***SIGN*** Super-Weapon For Invasion Penalty Shot 3
**[23:52] ---**
This is Natsumi.
**[23:53] ---**
623's poems really are lovely!
**[23:57] ---**
"Leave memories rather than records. Ikaho."
***SIGN*** Warrant Officer Giroro, Giroro Platoon...
**[24:00] ---**
"You are holding my tuna.
**[24:01] ---**
Now hand it over."
**[24:03] ---**
Ooh! Why is this so moving?!
***SIGN*** Notice
It's Corporal Giroro's
Goodbye Pekopon Party!
Place:°°°
Fee:@@@
**[24:06] ---**
I have to listen closely to
*623 Radio* again today!
**[24:09] ---**
That aside, next week may
get a little serious.
**[24:12] ---**
Giroro: Time to Set Out, Sir!
**[24:15] ---**
A two-part episode! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E150 - Giroro: Time to Set Out, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P41Z/giroro-time-to-set-out-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:32] ---**
Spring... the season for
setting off on journeys.
**[01:34] ---**
Yesssss!
**[01:37] ---**
It's here at last!
**[01:38] ---**
The Super-Weapon For Invasion,
Penalty Shot 3!
***SIGN*** Super-Weapon For Invasion Penalty Shot 3
**[01:43] ---**
It was worth reserving it!
**[01:45] ---**
With this, even our invasion
can progress in one bound!
**[01:49] ---**
Oh, jeez, it's this late already?
**[01:52] ---**
Why didn't my alarm clock go off?
**[01:55] ---**
You're going somewhere?
**[01:56] ---**
623-san is doing a public recording,
**[01:58] ---**
but to watch it, you have to
line up to get a numbered ticket!
**[02:02] ---**
Can I make it?
**[02:03] ---**
Graah! Time to invade!
**[02:06] ---**
I have to hurry!
**[02:09] ---**
Keroro! Time to invade!
**[02:11] ---**
Devise a new invasion plan right away!
**[02:13] ---**
I'll be back later!
**[02:19] ---**
Jeez, who was that?!
**[02:21] ---**
Giroro, come to the base real qui—
**[02:26] ---**
Gero?
**[02:29] ---**
Gero!
**[02:36] ---**
Giroro: Time to Set Out, Sir!
**[02:48] ---**
My Penalty Shot 3!
**[02:52] ---**
You dumbo! Why don't you
look where you're going?!
**[02:55] ---**
You complete idiot!
**[02:57] ---**
Uh, N-Natsumi? It was you?
**[03:00] ---**
*You're* the idiot!
**[03:02] ---**
Don't walk around our entryway
with such a violent item!
**[03:06] ---**
No... Th-This is... well...
**[03:09] ---**
I can't walk around outside like this!
**[03:13] ---**
I won't be able to see
623-san's public recording!
**[03:17] ---**
Well, *I* got my precious new gun
turned into *this*!
**[03:21] ---**
It's worse to carry such a thing
around, you weapons maniac!
**[03:24] ---**
What?! I'm a soldier!
**[03:27] ---**
Like I care about that!
**[03:29] ---**
Just go away, you jerk!
**[03:40] ---**
Sorry... just leave me alone for a while.
**[03:48] ---**
That's right.
**[03:49] ---**
I'm a soldier.
**[03:51] ---**
An invader.
**[03:53] ---**
It's wrong for me to be close to a citizen
of a planet I should be invading.
**[03:58] ---**
This is for the best.
***SIGN*** His imagination
**[04:00] ---**
I hate you, Giroro!
**[04:02] ---**
Never show yourself before me again!
**[04:05] ---**
Natsumi-chan didn't go that far, though...
**[04:09] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[04:10] ---**
K-Keroro!
**[04:12] ---**
Come to the base real quick.
**[04:14] ---**
C-Could you leave me alone right now?
**[04:19] ---**
South America...
**[04:21] ---**
What?!
**[04:23] ---**
H-Hey?!
***SIGN*** Celebrating
Giroro-dono's Inauguration as
Leader of the Giroro Platoon
**[04:25] ---**
Congratulations, Corporal Giroro!
**[04:28] ---**
You guys...
**[04:30] ---**
Now, now, Giroro-kun.
**[04:32] ---**
We got a directive from Keron Headquarters.
**[04:34] ---**
Lady Mois, read it out!
**[04:37] ---**
The Betata Platoon, currently
invading Planet Negaton,
**[04:40] ---**
has had five members go home
due to food poisoning.
**[04:43] ---**
Because of this, we are organizing a
new platoon to invade that same planet.
**[04:47] ---**
We are hurriedly inaugurating Corporal Giroro
of the Keroro Platoon as platoon leader.
**[04:51] ---**
As Platoon Leader Giroro, he will command
invasion operations on Planet Negaton.
***SIGN*** New Platoon Leader
**[04:57] ---**
What was that?!
**[04:59] ---**
Accordingly, Corporal Giroro is being
specially promoted by three ranks.
**[05:02] ---**
Platoon members are on standby on site.
**[05:05] ---**
That is all!
**[05:05] ---**
Or, like, badly written?
**[05:08] ---**
And there you have it.
**[05:10] ---**
You did it, Corporal Giroro!
**[05:12] ---**
That's amazing, Corporal!
**[05:14] ---**
It's an incredible promotion!
**[05:16] ---**
Isn't that great?
**[05:17] ---**
Giroro Platoon! Platoon Leader Giroro!
**[05:20] ---**
Giroro Platoon... Platoon Leader Giroro...
**[05:25] ---**
Giro! Giro! Giro! Giro!
**[05:38] ---**
Forward, Giroro Platoon!
**[05:40] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[05:45] ---**
Moreover, this special
promotion of three ranks
**[05:47] ---**
means you've become a
warrant officer in one bound.
**[05:50] ---**
Gero? Is that true?
**[05:53] ---**
Warrant Officer... Giroro...
***SIGN*** Corporal Giroro
**[05:56] ---**
Warrant Officer...
***SIGN*** Sergeant Giroro
**[05:58] ---**
The rank of warrant officer...
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major Giroro
***SIGN*** Warrant Officer Giroro
***SIGN*** Special Promotion of Three Ranks!!
***SIGN*** Celebrating
Giroro-dono's Inauguration as
Leader of the Giroro Platoon
**[06:03] ---**
This means you've been
included in the elite course.
**[06:07] ---**
Or, like, climbing ladders?
**[06:09] ---**
What, he's left me behind?
**[06:12] ---**
Isn't that kinda unfair? Isn't it?
**[06:14] ---**
Anyhow, he may have become
too eminent for us to speak of it!
**[06:21] ---**
Giroro-kun! Let's continue to get along!
**[06:24] ---**
I mean, I gave you a snack
the other day, right?
**[06:28] ---**
So then...
**[06:29] ---**
On what date do I actually change assignment?
**[06:32] ---**
The second.
**[06:33] ---**
The second?
**[06:34] ---**
*Today?!*
**[06:36] ---**
And so, we will celebrate Corporal Giroro's
promotion and graduation from Pekopon!
***SIGN*** If you don't cry at graduations, you might be called cold-hearted, so how about crying, as a person? Party!!!
**[06:42] ---**
With a "If you don't cry at graduations,
you might be called cold-hearted,
**[06:46] ---**
so how about crying, as a person?"
commemorative party!
**[06:50] ---**
Now then, let's each contact
Master Fuyuki and the rest, sir!
**[06:54] ---**
Yes, will do!
**[06:54] ---**
Roger dodger!
***SIGN*** 623 Radio's
Public Recording
Inner-Tokyo Radio
**[07:02] ---**
Here you go!
**[07:10] ---**
I wonder if they'll get to where I am?
**[07:12] ---**
Here you go!
**[07:17] ---**
Here you go!
**[07:18] ---**
Okay, that's all of them!
**[07:22] ---**
They're already gone?!
**[07:24] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[07:27] ---**
This is all Giroro's fault! Jeez!
**[07:30] ---**
Huh? Natsumi-chan?
**[07:33] ---**
Saburo-senpai! Why are you here?
**[07:36] ---**
Oh, no reason. Say, why the long face?
**[07:40] ---**
A lot happened.
**[07:41] ---**
Because of that, the numbered tickets
for the public radio broadcast
**[07:45] ---**
ran out right before my eyes.
**[07:48] ---**
Is that so?
**[07:51] ---**
Then, I'll give you this.
***SIGN*** Numbered Ticket
**[07:53] ---**
What?! Isn't this...?!
**[07:55] ---**
Um, are you sure?
**[07:57] ---**
Yeah. I was kinda in line
and ended up getting one,
**[08:02] ---**
but I'm not all that interested.
**[08:05] ---**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Warrant Officer Giroro, Giroro Platoon...
**[08:07] ---**
Warrant Officer Giroro... Giroro Platoon...
**[08:10] ---**
Warrant Officer Giroro... Giroro Platoon...
**[08:13] ---**
Warrant Officer Giroro... Giroro Platoon...
**[08:18] ---**
Oh, you, huh?
**[08:21] ---**
This may be sudden, but it turns out I'm
departing Pekopon on the train this evening.
**[08:27] ---**
It hurts to say goodbye, but please
be glad about my promotion.
**[08:34] ---**
Goodbye?
**[08:35] ---**
Giroro!
**[08:39] ---**
I'm home!
**[08:41] ---**
Welcome back, Sis!
Did you get a numbered ticket?
**[08:44] ---**
They ran out right before
my spot in line, but...
**[08:48] ---**
Ta-da! Saburo-senpai gave me one!
**[08:51] ---**
Saburo?
**[08:52] ---**
Wow, that's great!
**[08:54] ---**
Yeah, isn't it?!
**[08:55] ---**
Not only can I see the public recording,
but Saburo-senpai was nice to me!
**[09:00] ---**
If I can see 623-san's face, too,
it'll be the best ever!
**[09:04] ---**
So when's the public recording?
**[09:06] ---**
This evening!
**[09:07] ---**
What, today?
**[09:08] ---**
So, you'll be watching
the house again, Fuyuki!
**[09:10] ---**
Aww, again?
**[09:11] ---**
This evening... the same time as my train...
**[09:19] ---**
I shouldn't say anything.
**[09:21] ---**
She should grasp her own happiness.
**[09:23] ---**
I'll just leave quietly.
**[09:25] ---**
Yes... I am an invader!
**[09:35] ---**
Koyuki-dono! The truth is,
today, Giroro-dono is—
**[09:41] ---**
Who's there?!
**[09:44] ---**
Giroro-dono! Why?
**[09:46] ---**
Sorry, Dororo.
**[09:48] ---**
Could you keep quiet about the news
of my leaving Pekopon for now?
**[09:52] ---**
What do you mean?
**[09:53] ---**
I am an invader!
One of those who invades.
**[09:58] ---**
I need no emotional goodbyes!
**[10:02] ---**
Giroro-kun...
**[10:06] ---**
Momocchi!
**[10:07] ---**
We are having Giroro-senpai's
goodbye party right now...
**[10:12] ---**
Sorry, Tamama.
**[10:14] ---**
Could you leave that news
until after I'm gone?
**[10:20] ---**
As always, we are causing a stir!
***SIGN*** Giroro-kun's
Goodbye &
Promotion Party
**[10:23] ---**
Today, we are holding a party to say goodbye to
Giroro-kun and congratulate him on his promotion!
**[10:28] ---**
Everyone, please accept this invitation to—
**[10:31] ---**
Kero?
**[10:33] ---**
Haven't you spread it enough already?!
***SIGN*** Celebrating
Giroro-dono's Inauguration as
Leader of the Giroro Platoon
**[10:40] ---**
Now that it's come to this,
we don't need a party, either.
**[10:45] ---**
What, you're planning to leave
without telling the Pekoponians?
**[10:49] ---**
And I was just thinking
I'd e-mail out this notice!
***SIGN*** Notice
It's Corporal Giroro's
Goodbye Pekopon Party!
Place: °°°
Fee: @@@
**[10:54] ---**
You couldn't understand.
**[10:55] ---**
Leaving quietly is my aesthetic.
**[10:57] ---**
In that case, I'll send them as a BULK MAIL!
**[11:00] ---**
Stop it!
**[11:02] ---**
Oh, a boom.
**[11:11] ---**
That should do it.
**[11:14] ---**
So this is my last look at the Pekoponian sky.
**[11:18] ---**
This is for the best. An invader
should leave quietly like this.
**[11:23] ---**
And, this is for Natsumi's sake...
**[11:25] ---**
"Leave"?
**[11:30] ---**
Giroro, you're going away?
**[11:32] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:38] ---**
Giroro, you're going away?
**[11:40] ---**
Uh, well...
**[11:43] ---**
Well, since you overheard me...
**[11:48] ---**
Oh, no! This evening?!
**[11:50] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:51] ---**
I probably won't return to Pekopon.
**[11:54] ---**
What did the others say?
**[11:55] ---**
Keroro and the rest are soldiers.
**[11:58] ---**
So they're happy about my promotion.
**[12:00] ---**
Did you tell everyone? What about Sis?
**[12:03] ---**
Natsumi...
**[12:05] ---**
...h-hasn't heard...
**[12:06] ---**
Why not?!
**[12:08] ---**
I'm on the invading side.
**[12:10] ---**
You're on the invaded side.
**[12:12] ---**
That's not...
**[12:14] ---**
I've been on this planet for too long.
**[12:18] ---**
Anyway, I don't feel like
telling Natsumi! Stay quiet!
**[12:23] ---**
You can't do that!
**[12:25] ---**
Maybe you can't help it
that you have to leave,
**[12:28] ---**
but at least tell everyone "Farewell!"
**[12:31] ---**
Mom and Natsumi will be sad!
**[12:35] ---**
Sorry, Fuyuki, but it appears
I cannot grant your wish.
**[12:39] ---**
Just go away, you jerk!
**[12:43] ---**
I... can't accept that!
**[12:47] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[12:53] ---**
It's almost time for 623-san to appear!
**[12:55] ---**
Please wait patiently until then!
***SIGN*** Spring Public Recording Special 623 Radio
**[12:58] ---**
Ahh! I wonder if it'll start early!
**[13:00] ---**
Hey, wait a minute!
**[13:02] ---**
Let me in, please!
**[13:03] ---**
I can't do that!
**[13:05] ---**
You can't go in without a numbered ticket!
**[13:07] ---**
I just need a little while!
**[13:08] ---**
No! Get out, get out!
**[13:09] ---**
I beg you! Just a little!
**[13:11] ---**
I said no!
**[13:13] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[13:13] ---**
Sis!
**[13:14] ---**
What's the matter?
**[13:16] ---**
Giroro's going away!
**[13:18] ---**
Giroro is?
**[13:20] ---**
You dumbo! Why don't you look
where you're going?! You complete idiot!
**[13:25] ---**
Shouldn't we just let him go?
**[13:27] ---**
What are you saying?! He's never coming back!
**[13:32] ---**
Come on, get out of here!
**[13:34] ---**
Sis! Sis!
**[13:36] ---**
Starting in one minute!
**[13:42] ---**
What'll I do? There's no time!
**[13:46] ---**
It'll be fine! Sis will definitely come!
**[13:53] ---**
Everything is complete.
**[13:58] ---**
You took good care of me, too.
**[14:01] ---**
Don't look so sad.
**[14:04] ---**
You'll forget about me soon enough.
**[14:09] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[14:10] ---**
Shall we have one last bonfire?
***SIGN*** Spring Public Recording Special 623 Radio
**[14:13] ---**
Thank you for waiting!
**[14:15] ---**
It's finally time for 623-san to appear!
**[14:21] ---**
Sis! Giroro is...!
**[14:24] ---**
Just go away, you jerk!
**[14:28] ---**
Now then, 623-san, come on in!
***SIGN*** Spring Public Recording Special 623 Radio
**[14:36] ---**
I'm so happy to have him this close!
**[14:38] ---**
But we still can't see his face!
**[14:42] ---**
Hi, we've started *623 Radio!*
**[14:44] ---**
The spring public recording special!
**[14:47] ---**
Spring has graduations and transfers;
it's the season of farewells.
**[14:52] ---**
Though it's always sad to say goodbye,
**[14:55] ---**
I hope you'll be honest about your
feelings, so you won't have regrets.
**[15:01] ---**
Excuse me!
**[15:04] ---**
Okay, let's start with this song!
**[15:18] [SONG] ---**
Red glowing...
**[15:24] [SONG] ---**
Distant skies...
**[15:26] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes Kronos's Forest can be seen.
**[15:33] ---**
Giroro!
**[15:35] [SONG] ---**
Forgotten words...
**[15:37] ---**
N-No...
**[15:42] [SONG] ---**
Heralding spring...
***SIGN*** To Natsumi
**[15:48] [SONG] ---**
Wild flowers...
***SIGN*** Dear Natsumi,
This may be sudden, but it turns out I must leave Pekopon.
I worried about whether or not I should say goodbye directly,
but I decided to leave in this manner.
**[15:53] [SONG] ---**
Even sad yesterdays
**[15:53] ---**
"Dear Natsumi, This may be sudden, but
it turns out I must leave Pekopon.
**[15:57] [SONG] ---**
Are only passing shadows.
**[15:57] ---**
I worried about whether or not
I should say goodbye directly,
**[16:01] ---**
but I decided to leave in this manner.
**[16:04] ---**
After coming to Pekopon,
**[16:06] ---**
before I knew it, you had
all become precious to me.
**[16:11] ---**
I know full well that it's dangerous
**[16:13] ---**
to feel this way about an inhabitant
of the planet I should invade.
**[16:18] ---**
However, now that I must leave this place,
**[16:22] ---**
I am full of gratitude towards you,
your family, and your friends.
**[16:27] ---**
I'm sorry that I've caused
all sorts of trouble for you.
**[16:31] ---**
And so I say... thank you.
**[16:34] ---**
Become a good woman.
**[16:39] ---**
What are you acting cool for?
**[16:41] ---**
P.S. I made one final bonfire in the yard.
**[16:44] ---**
Sorry, but could you clean it up?
**[16:54] ---**
Grilled yams...
**[16:58] ---**
Aren't they too grilled?
**[17:05] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:06] ---**
Mom!
**[17:09] ---**
Why?
**[17:10] ---**
I'll explain later.
Hurry and get on! We're going!
**[17:13] ---**
Going? Where to?
**[17:15] ---**
The station.
***SIGN*** Planet Keron bound
**[17:21] ---**
Is it almost time?
**[17:23] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:28] ---**
Sis...
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, dear. The traffic's not moving at all.
**[17:44] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[17:47] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[17:49] ---**
Dororo told me about it.
Come with me to the station!
**[17:53] ---**
But... what about you?
**[17:55] ---**
I'll be fine, so go.
I'll catch up with you right away.
**[17:58] ---**
Sure. Thank you!
**[18:04] ---**
What an amazing wind!
**[18:06] ---**
Are you all right, Koyuki-chan?
**[18:08] ---**
I'll do my best, somehow!
**[18:10] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[18:13] ---**
Momoka-chan?!
**[18:14] ---**
I heard all about it.
**[18:16] ---**
Hurry and get on!
**[18:18] ---**
Thank you!
**[18:25] ---**
You've done quite a lot for me.
**[18:28] ---**
I am sure you will be very successful
over there, Giroro-dono.
**[18:31] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[18:33] ---**
If I do not cry here, I will probably
be called a jerk... so, I will not cry!
**[18:38] ---**
Or, like, lucky battles?
**[18:40] ---**
Giroro...
**[18:42] ---**
Fuyuki... I appreciate
all you've done for me.
**[18:46] ---**
Give my regards to the others.
**[18:49] ---**
Sure.
**[18:50] ---**
Come on! Don't be gloomy!
**[18:53] ---**
This is his happy and auspicious departure,
**[18:55] ---**
so let's see him off cheerfully!
**[18:58] ---**
Keroro...
**[19:00] ---**
Corporal Giroro, you have done well.
**[19:03] ---**
We'll each continue to do our best
in our separate locations.
**[19:06] ---**
Thank you.
**[19:14] ---**
Be well.
**[19:15] ---**
For Corporal Giroro... salute!
**[19:22] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro, a reckless soldier.
**[19:29] [SONG] ---**
My password is "giro giro giro."
**[19:34] [SONG] ---**
My lucky number, 723.
**[19:34] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:35] ---**
Farewell, everyone!
**[19:37] ---**
Sis...
**[19:41] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:45] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:46] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[19:47] ---**
Sis, hurry!
**[19:49] ---**
Hey! Why are you going
without saying anything?!
**[19:52] ---**
Clean up properly after starting
a bonfire in the yard!
**[19:55] ---**
And who's going to feed the cat?!
**[19:57] ---**
Besides, you're always doing what you want!
**[19:59] ---**
If you won't apologize face-to-face,
then I can't apologize, either!
**[20:05] ---**
I...
**[20:06] ---**
I thought I couldn't be
friends with aliens, but...
**[20:10] ---**
Giroro, to me you are...
**[20:41] ---**
Well...
**[20:43] ---**
Let's go home!
***SIGN*** Farewell, Corporal Giroro
***SIGN*** Script: Kento Shimoyama
***SIGN*** Cast: Sergeant Keroro - Kumiko Watanabe
**[21:10] ---**
Keroro, you jerkface!
**[21:12] ---**
That notice was from a month ago!
**[21:15] ---**
Missing the deadline means the command
and promotion are both invalid!
**[21:19] ---**
Did you forget about that?!
**[21:22] ---**
No way! Really? For real?
**[21:24] ---**
But that's great!
We'll do our best together again!
**[21:27] ---**
Boom!
**[21:31] ---**
So, in the end, it turns out
you're staying here, right?
**[21:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:35] ---**
Oh, by the way...
**[21:37] ---**
Back when I was leaving,
**[21:39] ---**
just what were you about to say?
**[21:42] ---**
Hm? What was it again?
**[21:44] ---**
G-Giroro, to me you are...
**[21:47] ---**
Oh, that?
**[21:48] ---**
I thought I couldn't be
friends with aliens, but...
**[21:52] ---**
Yeah, after that!
**[21:54] ---**
To you, I am...?
**[21:56] ---**
To me, you are...
**[21:59] ---**
...familiar enough that you
feel like a foreigner instead!
***SIGN*** Giroro, to me you are...
**[22:04] ---**
Corporal Giroro couldn't be a platoon leader,
***SIGN*** Giroro, to me you are... an alien.
**[22:07] ---**
but his status has commendably
risen from alien to foreigner!
***SIGN*** Giroro, to me you are... a foreigner.
**[22:09] ---**
For what that's worth...
**[22:12] ---**
Let's continue to get along, okay?
**[22:15] ---**
F-F-F-Foreigner...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu here!
**[23:54] ---**
It's White Day season.
**[23:56] ---**
Make sure to repay even
the obligation chocolates,
**[23:58] ---**
or you might not have any obligations
next year, right, Giroro-senpai?
***SIGN*** Cabras
**[24:01] ---**
Shut up!
**[24:03] ---**
That aside, the frilled dinosaur,
Cabras, appears!
**[24:07] ---**
"Chiruyo: Check on White Day, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Tsukigami Chiruyo
**[24:10] ---**
"Fuyuki: Additional Fees May Apply, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E151 - Chiruyo: Check on White Day, Sir! / Fuyuki: Additional Fees May Apply, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9V7Q/chiruyo-check-on-white-day-sir--fuyuki-additional-fees-may-apply-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
***SIGN*** School
***SIGN*** Ando Ear, Nose And Throat
***SIGN*** Bentos
**[01:37] ---**
It is not only Nishizawa Momoka-chan who
keeps tabs on all Fuyuki-kun's movements.
***SIGN*** Iwa Pharmacy
***SIGN*** Ishii Stationers
***SIGN*** Submenu Take Photo Zoom
**[01:43] ---**
March 14th, 11:06 a.m.
**[01:46] ---**
Arrived at Inner-Tokyo shopping district.
***SIGN*** Station Road Shopping District
**[01:49] ---**
If I've learned anything, he's heading to
the bookstore to check the occult books.
***SIGN*** Ooba White Day Fair '07
***SIGN*** Cookies
Chocolates
**[01:59] ---**
What? White Day presents?
**[02:02] ---**
Giving back for Valentine's Day...
***SIGN*** Submenu Take Photo Zoom
**[02:04] ---**
One for Natsumi-san, one for his mother,
**[02:07] ---**
one for Nishizawa-san,
**[02:08] ---**
one for Mois-chan the freeloader...
**[02:12] ---**
Valentine's Day chocolates.
**[02:14] ---**
I... never did give them to him.
**[02:17] ---**
You've been holding on to those
for the past month?!
**[02:21] ---**
A fifth?! But...
**[02:23] ---**
But there isn't anyone else
who gave chocolate to Hinata-kun!
**[02:30] ---**
This... demands investigation.
***SIGN*** Tsukigami Chiruyo
**[02:33] ---**
Tsukigami Chiruyo. The top crack reporter
in the Kissho Academy Newspaper Club "KGS."
**[02:39] ---**
A woman who thoroughly pursues
what she wants to know.
**[02:45] ---**
Chiruyo: Check on White Day, Sir!
**[02:51] ---**
White Day's come around again this year!
**[02:54] ---**
This is gonna be the year
when we make a killing!
***SIGN*** White Day Solution Manufacturing Plant (2007 version)
**[02:56] ---**
And then invade Pekopon, sir!
**[02:58] ---**
And? What in blazes are you
planning on selling this year?
**[03:01] ---**
You can look forward to finding that out
when the product is ready, sir!
**[03:05] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:06] ---**
You have come up with another
big, nice idea, right?
**[03:10] ---**
Yes. A completely fresh,
never-before-seen idea for a product.
**[03:14] ---**
It will be a disaster if someone hears about it
and attempts to copy me, you see, sir.
**[03:18] ---**
I cannot speak carelessly, sir!
**[03:20] ---**
It's all very good that you're being careful,
**[03:23] ---**
but before any of that, are you sure we'll
be okay creating a product on White Day itself?!
**[03:28] ---**
I've done my research on that point, sir!
**[03:30] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[03:31] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[03:32] ---**
It seems Fuyuki-san bought return gifts this
morning for the obligation chocolates he was given.
**[03:36] ---**
Or, like, arrived today?
***SIGN*** Wu Magazine
**[03:38] ---**
Looking at Master Fuyuki's conduct,
the behavioral patterns of boys are obvious!
**[03:43] ---**
Namely, "Ah! Crap!"
***SIGN*** White Day
**[03:45] ---**
"I totally forgot that today's White Day!"
**[03:48] ---**
"I've gotta go buy my return gift!" ...sir.
**[03:51] ---**
I get it!
**[03:54] ---**
Giroro-senpai.
**[03:56] ---**
I'll be looking forward to my return gift
from Valentine's Day...
**[04:01] ---**
S-Screw you!!
**[04:03] ---**
Giroro-kun has some kind of trauma, too!
***SIGN*** A friend...
**[04:06] ---**
He's found a friend!
**[04:07] ---**
So! Begin operations, sirree!
**[04:10] ---**
Yes, sirree! Click!
***SIGN*** Mysterious Ingredient 1
***SIGN*** Mysterious Ingredient 2
**[04:23] ---**
I'm definitely going to pin down
the identity of number five.
***SIGN*** No Peeking, Yo!
**[04:32] ---**
What's this?
**[04:34] ---**
March 14th,
**[04:36] ---**
1:36 p.m.
**[04:37] ---**
Mysterious smoke discovered
in the Hinata garden.
**[04:46] ---**
This will be a short and
intensive battle, sir!
**[04:49] ---**
Kululu! Update me on the progress!
**[04:51] ---**
Still a ways to go.
**[04:53] ---**
What?!
**[04:54] ---**
Speed up production, sir!
**[04:56] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[04:59] ---**
Heave ho...
**[05:01] ---**
What is this dilly-dallying, sir?
**[05:03] ---**
You need to move three times faster!
Triple speed!
**[05:06] ---**
Sure.
**[05:07] ---**
So exciting! So exciting!
***SIGN*** Humbly made by the Keroro Platoon
**[05:11] ---**
"Humbly made by the Keroro Platoon."
**[05:15] ---**
This is a truly war against time, sir!
**[05:17] ---**
Everyone! Speed up more!
**[05:18] ---**
Exciting!
**[05:20] ---**
Come on, come on!
**[05:23] ---**
I'm really feeling it now!
***SIGN*** No Peeking, Yo!
**[05:30] ---**
I can't dry the laundry with this thing here!
**[05:32] ---**
Come on, Sarge...
**[05:35] ---**
These are...
**[05:38] ---**
I can't believe I dropped my glasses...
**[05:41] ---**
But I'm glad I didn't drop this, at least.
**[05:44] ---**
But... what is this place?
**[05:49] ---**
That's...
**[05:51] ---**
...the comedy aliens freeloading
at Hinata-kun's place?
**[05:56] ---**
Energy charged to 120%!
**[05:59] ---**
Commander! It's time to
pour it into the mold!
**[06:02] ---**
Good! It's all up to you,
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[06:06] ---**
I cannot wait to see what
kind of sweetie comes out!
**[06:12] ---**
These are... what are these?
**[06:14] ---**
They kind of look like chocolate.
**[06:18] ---**
Private Tamama. They are, indeed, chocolate.
**[06:22] ---**
But! No ordinary chocolate!
**[06:24] ---**
They are...
**[06:25] ---**
They are...?!
***SIGN*** White Chocolate
**[06:27] ---**
They are *white* chocolate, sir!
**[06:31] ---**
Huh?
**[06:32] ---**
Don't you get it?
***SIGN*** WHITE Chocolate WHITE Day
**[06:34] ---**
See, look! *White* Day, *white* chocolate!
**[06:37] ---**
See? The *white* connects it together,
**[06:40] ---**
and you buy *white* chocolates
because it's *White* Day...
***SIGN*** He's gone and said it...
**[06:43] ---**
Incapable of any reaction.
**[06:45] ---**
As expected from the comedy alien.
**[06:47] ---**
He's devoted to practicing his jokes.
**[06:49] ---**
Tsukigami-san!
**[06:52] ---**
Hinata-kun!
**[06:53] ---**
Haha, I knew it'd be you!
**[06:56] ---**
How did you know I was here?!
**[06:58] ---**
These are yours, right?
**[07:00] ---**
They were lying in our garden.
**[07:02] ---**
My glasses...
**[07:04] ---**
You recognized them.
**[07:05] ---**
Anyway, let's get out of here quickly.
***SIGN*** WHITE Chocolate WHITE Day
**[07:11] ---**
Gero?
**[07:11] ---**
Who goes there?!
**[07:16] ---**
Master Fuyuki? Gero!
**[07:22] ---**
Hurry up and stop it, Kululu!
**[07:24] ---**
Can't. It's going haywire.
**[07:26] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:30] ---**
My...!!
**[07:33] ---**
Tsukigami-san!
**[07:44] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[07:50] ---**
Gero!
**[07:51] ---**
Why?!
**[07:53] ---**
Nooo!
**[07:53] ---**
Nin!
**[07:54] ---**
Certain demise?!
***SIGN*** WHITE Chocolates Humbly made by the Keroro Platoon
**[08:17] ---**
It looks like it stopped, huh?
**[08:18] ---**
Yes.
**[08:20] ---**
What an amazing situation this
unexpected development led me into!
**[08:24] ---**
I can't believe I can observe
Hinata-kun this close.
**[08:28] ---**
You have been packaged.
**[08:30] ---**
March 14th, 2:29 p.m.
**[08:34] ---**
I am trapped inside a box
alone with Fuyuki-kun.
***SIGN*** Humbly made by the Keroro Platoon
**[08:37] ---**
Box dimensions: height, 1 meter 50.
**[08:40] ---**
Width 90. Depth 70.
**[08:42] ---**
Distance to Hinata-kun, 7 cm.
**[08:45] ---**
S-Seven centimeters?!
**[08:49] ---**
The combined scent of soap and sweat...
**[08:52] ---**
Hinata-kun's scent...
**[09:01] ---**
U-Um...
**[09:04] ---**
N-Nothing...
**[09:08] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... Here...
**[09:11] ---**
Ah! That's what you dropped just now!
**[09:13] ---**
They're V-V-Valentine's Day chocolates...
**[09:17] ---**
Valentine's?
**[09:20] ---**
N-Not Valentine's... um...
**[09:23] ---**
Uh, er, um...
**[09:25] ---**
I... I bought them for myself... and was
carrying them as an emergency food supply...
**[09:29] ---**
I thought they might come in
useful at a time like this...
**[09:31] ---**
They would!
**[09:33] ---**
Chocolates are an extraordinarily good
emergency food if you get stranded!
**[09:38] ---**
Um...
**[09:38] ---**
Huh?
**[09:40] ---**
I-If you'd like some...
**[09:43] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:57] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:07] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, are you unharmed?
**[10:12] ---**
Huh?! Wh-Why?!
**[10:14] ---**
Gero!
**[10:17] ---**
Ahh, sorry for all the trouble, ma'am!
**[10:21] ---**
Ah, you can take this as a sign of apology
or something, if you like, ma'am!
**[10:25] ---**
R-Right...
**[10:26] ---**
White chocolate, it says.
**[10:28] ---**
So this time they were making chocolate?
**[10:31] ---**
Tsukigami-san!
**[10:33] ---**
You can have this from me, too.
**[10:35] ---**
In return for those chocolates you gave me.
**[10:37] ---**
Huh? But... don't you have someone
you wanted to give these to?
**[10:41] ---**
I bought them for myself, just like you.
**[10:45] ---**
Thank you!
**[10:47] ---**
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
**[10:49] ---**
There are things to be gained by taking
action and seeing what happens.
**[10:54] ---**
H-Hey!
**[10:55] ---**
Are you sure we'll be able
to sell all these today?
**[10:58] ---**
Well... our honorable leader
has pride in his work, so I am sure...
**[11:01] ---**
...we will be able to sell through
them, slowly and steadily.
**[11:04] ---**
I bet they are tasty! They will sell!
**[11:06] ---**
Let's see. I'll try one.
***SIGN*** Cloves
Nutmeg
Turmeric
Garam masala
***SIGN*** Cumin seeds
Coriander
Black pepper
**[11:14] ---**
I-It's super spicy!!
**[11:17] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[11:20] ---**
Not...
**[11:22] ---**
Not you again...
**[11:27] ---**
I'll keep these safe. I won't eat them.
**[11:31] ---**
I guess I can eat this one, though.
**[11:34] ---**
I wonder what chocolate made
by a comedy alien tastes like.
**[11:39] ---**
It's delicious!
**[11:40] ---**
Those aliens have no talent for comedy,
but they might have talent in sweet-making!
**[11:46] ---**
S-Seriously?
**[11:48] ---**
Lessee here.
**[11:50] ---**
Curry!!
**[11:52] ---**
The "new sensation curry chocolate," made
by the Keroro Platoon, was a partial success!
***SIGN*** White Curry Chocolate (Super Spicy)
***SIGN*** Kero Ball
**[12:05] ---**
This is the Kero Ball.
**[12:06] ---**
Given only to the leaders of the
tactical units of the Keron Army,
**[12:09] ---**
an extremely rare all-purpose
weapon cum cellular phone.
**[12:13] ---**
At present, as a "proof of friendship,"
**[12:15] ---**
it is tightly locked away in
Earth's finest security system,
***SIGN*** The drawer of Fuyuki-kun's desk
**[12:17] ---**
the drawer of Fuyuki-kun's
desk (at the back).
**[12:22] ---**
Or, it is meant to be.
**[12:30] ---**
Fuyuki: Additional Fees May Apply, Sir!
**[12:39] ---**
Wow! And that was the weakest setting!
**[12:43] ---**
With the Kero Ball, something like
blasting away Pekopon would be a cinch.
**[12:48] ---**
But we don't do things
like you guys on Pekopon.
**[12:50] ---**
We no longer do lame stuff like fighting over
who wins and who loses by breaking things, sir.
**[12:57] ---**
The power of alien science is really amazing.
**[13:01] ---**
That's why it's so interesting.
**[13:03] ---**
So... was it this button that
makes you weightless?
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Metal tray
**[13:09] ---**
Metal tray!
**[13:11] ---**
Then... this one?
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** 18 liter drum
**[13:14] ---**
18 liter drum!
**[13:17] ---**
Don't tell me the next one's
going to be a paper fan...
***SIGN*** Click
**[13:23] ---**
Huh? Nothing's falling down!
**[13:28] ---**
Water!
**[13:31] ---**
If only it had a manual.
**[13:39] ---**
Yes, yes! This is it!
**[13:45] ---**
It feels so good!
**[13:52] ---**
Wah! Too far!
**[14:07] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[14:22] ---**
What on Earth...
**[14:33] ---**
Cabras!
**[14:36] ---**
Yo! Yo!
**[14:38] ---**
Helpin' out! This rocks!
**[14:40] ---**
Yo! I could do it! A million times!
Never boring, never boring! Heck! Yeah!
**[14:45] ---**
Havin' so much fun, yeah!
***SIGN*** Quit playing stupid frickin' games, yo!!
**[14:47] ---**
That I could freakin' cry! Yo!
**[14:51] ---**
Gero?
**[14:52] ---**
Hey! Hey! You're talkin'
to Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[14:55] ---**
Sarge! Help me!
**[14:57] ---**
Gero? Master Fuyuki?
**[14:59] ---**
What's up, sir?
**[15:07] ---**
Cabras!
**[15:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[15:18] ---**
Sarge! Corporal!
**[15:20] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Now's your chance!
**[15:22] ---**
Gero!
**[15:27] ---**
Ahh...
**[15:28] ---**
Sarge! Are you okay?
**[15:38] ---**
Over here, you monster!
**[15:39] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[15:41] ---**
I'm coming!
**[15:43] ---**
Natsumi! Stay away!
**[15:51] ---**
Cabras...
**[15:53] ---**
Where is this place?
Why has this happened?
**[15:56] ---**
I don't know...
**[15:57] ---**
That chupacabra came out of nowhere...
**[15:59] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[16:01] ---**
That is not a chupacabra, sir.
**[16:04] ---**
It has a frill. That makes it a
totally different species, sir.
**[16:07] ---**
And its name is... a cabras!
***SIGN*** Cabras
**[16:10] ---**
Isn't it just a chupacabra with a frill?
**[16:13] ---**
That is the shallowness of an amateur!
**[16:15] ---**
The presence of the frill is critical, sir!
**[16:18] ---**
The chupacabra and the cabras.
**[16:20] ---**
One is one. The other is the other.
**[16:22] ---**
No one cares about that,
just do something!
**[16:25] ---**
Gero?
**[16:26] ---**
Master Fuyuki, that thing!
**[16:30] ---**
There's nothing to fear if I have this, sir!
**[16:33] ---**
Take this!
***SIGN*** Crrkk
**[16:42] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[16:44] ---**
That's weird...
**[16:46] ---**
Then this one!
***SIGN*** Oooh
**[17:00] ---**
Stupid frog! Now isn't the time
for playing around!
**[17:03] ---**
Is it actually broken, sir?
**[17:09] ---**
Th-This time!
**[17:11] ---**
Take this!
**[17:23] ---**
Wait, why did it turn out like that?!
**[17:25] ---**
Gero!
**[17:29] ---**
It's found us!
**[17:30] ---**
Cabras!
**[17:38] ---**
Sis!
**[17:39] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[17:40] ---**
Looks like I'm the one who has
to do something about this!
**[17:43] ---**
Take that!
**[17:50] ---**
Cabras!
**[17:55] ---**
Time to finish you!
**[18:02] ---**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Sticks back together!
**[18:06] ---**
It sticks back together!
**[18:08] ---**
Cabras!
**[18:09] ---**
Why?!
**[18:19] ---**
Cabras!
**[18:21] ---**
Stupid frog! Do something!
**[18:24] ---**
Sarge, just press some button,
it doesn't matter what!
**[18:27] ---**
If this keeps up, Sis will...!
**[18:30] ---**
Yeah. All or nothing!
**[18:33] ---**
Natsumi!
**[18:34] ---**
Stand down!
**[18:39] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:40] ---**
Crap...
**[18:45] ---**
You jerkface!
**[18:46] ---**
Cabras...
**[18:47] ---**
Get that stupid thing...
**[18:53] ---**
Cabr?! Ra, cabra?!
**[18:57] ---**
Fire!!
**[18:58] ---**
Cabras!
**[19:00] ---**
Keroro, now! Freeze him!
**[19:02] ---**
Easier said than done, y'know!
**[19:04] ---**
Sarge! The button from before!
***SIGN*** The button from before
**[19:25] ---**
Yahoo!
**[19:26] ---**
Freeze dried, sir!
**[19:28] ---**
Good job, Sarge!
**[19:30] ---**
It was all down to your judgment,
Master Fuyuki, sir!
**[19:33] ---**
Gosh. Don't make me stress out like that!
**[19:36] ---**
Oh, yes, Master Fuyuki,
**[19:38] ---**
why did you have the Kero Ball, sir?
**[19:41] ---**
I... I just felt like using it a bit...
**[19:45] ---**
Thank you for your custom.
**[19:47] ---**
This is the Intergalactic Net Arcade.
**[19:49] ---**
Thank you for using Real Adventure
Game on this occasion.
**[19:54] ---**
Real Adventure Game?
**[19:56] ---**
That was a game...?
**[19:58] ---**
Come to think of it... I think I remember Cabras
was a character in some low-budget game.
**[20:03] ---**
We await your payment.
***SIGN*** Invoice 9th March 2007
Sergeant Keroro-sama, Keroro Platoon, Keron Army
Please pay the following:
Real Adventure Game Usage Fee
Q1000000000
Intergalactic Net Arcade
**[20:06] ---**
Gero!!
**[20:07] ---**
Usage fees for gaming over the
Intergalactic Net via the Kero Ball...
**[20:10] ---**
1 billion Qpids?!
**[20:12] ---**
You did press the entry button, so you
have given your agreement to this price.
**[20:18] ---**
Sorry. This is all I have right now.
**[20:21] ---**
Master Fuyuki. That's not quite enough.
**[20:25] ---**
It's still not even close
with all my savings!
**[20:28] ---**
You do not have the money on hand?
**[20:30] ---**
Then...
**[20:34] ---**
Sis!
**[20:35] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[20:36] ---**
Natsumi!
**[20:48] ---**
I will save Natsumi,
even if it costs me my life!
**[20:53] ---**
Huh? Sis?
**[20:54] ---**
Gero?
**[20:56] ---**
Natsumi?!
**[21:00] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[21:01] ---**
Please use our service again!
**[21:07] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Invoice 9th March 2007 Sergeant Keroro-sama, Keroro Platoon, Keron Army Q1000000000 We confirm receipt of the above amount Intergalactic Net Arcade
**[21:10] ---**
I suppose it's all sorted, then, sir...
**[21:18] ---**
Sorry for using your Kero Ball
without asking, Sarge.
**[21:21] ---**
Well, I'm glad nothing too
terrible happened, sir.
**[21:24] ---**
Really. I'm glad Sis was okay.
**[21:26] ---**
Well, I'm not happy!
**[21:30] ---**
Huh?
**[21:31] ---**
Gero...
**[21:32] ---**
Life-size female Pekoponian figures are a
massive hit in some parts of space right now.
**[21:38] ---**
Though I was the instigator.
**[21:40] ---**
What's even the purpose of
making something like this?!
**[21:43] ---**
If they sell it all over the
universe in massive numbers,
**[21:45] ---**
they'll have 1 billion Qpids in no time.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Final Line of Defense Life-Size Figure Hinata Natsumi!!
**[21:51] ---**
Life-size figure of Hinata Natsumi,
Pekopon's final line of defense!
**[21:55] ---**
Sis, a figure of you is all over the
universe! What a dream come true!
**[21:59] ---**
Whose dream?! You have to be kidding!
**[22:02] ---**
I see...
**[22:04] ---**
Men all over the universe
must share a love of figures.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Figure Collection No7
Hinata Natsumi
(Powered Suit ver)
° Scale: 1/1 with own stand
° Height: Approx. 150cm
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Hello, this is the "Hinata Natsumi
Figure" pre-order center.
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H-Hello...
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I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
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Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
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Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
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kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
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Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
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mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
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Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
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I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
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I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
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The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
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I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
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I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
***SIGN*** Advertising Chief Kinkinnian, Donkeynyan
***SIGN*** Assistant Space Watanabe Kumiko
**[23:52] ---**
Next time, we'll be frequenting that
glittering blue planet, Pekopon.
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There are gourmet meals you can only taste
here, special places to drive fanatics wild,
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha Captain Geroro
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and so many cuties!
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Next time: that fun planet everyone would
want to invade once in their lifetime, Pekopon!
***SIGN*** At Last
***SIGN*** Top 5
***SIGN*** But before that...
***SIGN*** Pekopon
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Never mind that. Haven't you...
got the wrong program?
***SIGN*** Tomorrow's Information (Ashita no Jou-hou)
***SIGN*** Platform
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"Keroro: Shutsubotsu!
Adplanetic Tengoku, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Bathing
**[24:15] ---**
It's a two-parter. How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E152 - Keroro: Shutsubotsu! Adplanetic Tengoku, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WGQW/keroro-shutsubotsu-adplanetic-tengoku-sir)
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Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
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They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
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The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
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But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
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The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
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The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
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I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
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You tell me first to get stronger!
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Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
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You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
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The footsteps of spring are just around
the corner, yet I'm feeling blue...
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Why, you ask? Because I feel like I'm
hardly going to appear today at all.
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Exactly what did you want to show us?
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Ahem.
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The program I helped produce is
going to be aired today, ma'am.
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Ahh... then I'll pass.
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'Cause I just know it's
going to be really dumb.
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Hey! R-Really dumb! How rude!
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And here I am trying to get your mother
planet some proper extensive coverage!
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You're showing off Pekopon?
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Then... is it that program?!
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Y-You helped produce *that program*
that shows off planets all over the galaxy?!
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Indeed I did!
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Wellll, Yama-chan the Producerion
asked me personally, y'know?
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You're an expert on Pekopon!
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We would greatly like to borrow
your knowledge, Sergeant Keroro!
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Gero!
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And that's how I became an advisor!
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Mr. Sergeant, you are always so great!
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You are on the road to being someone
indispensable to program-producing-type aliens!
***SIGN*** Ace Producer-sama
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Why don't you stop living in la la land
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and put some effort into your real
mission, huh? Your real mission!
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No, no, no, no.
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Before you complain, well,
give it a bit of a watch, first.
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Sergeant Major Kululu!
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It'll be starting any second.
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Click!
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Giroro, as if I would
forget my main mission...
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A few hundred billion aliens watch this
program across the Intergalactic Net.
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And soon, they will contribute
to our Keroro Platoon, sir!
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Gero gerori.
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Keroro: Shutsubotsu!
Adplanetic Tengoku, Sir!
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The third planet of the Solar System,
in a remote region of the universe.
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This planet, which has been a fond
playground for us aliens for a long time,
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is a surprise box full of thrills
and excitement.
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Let's have fun and do a circuit around the
hot tourist spots everyone's talking about!
**[03:33] ---**
And so, today's theme is...
***SIGN*** Pekopon
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...Pekopon.
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Let's check out the best 30.
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The first step on the road to Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Platform 0 at Inner-Tokyo Station
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#30: Platform 0 at Inner-Tokyo Station.
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It's the main terminal for space
tourists visiting Pekopon.
***SIGN*** A Warm Welcome to Dororo-kun's Honorable Mother
from everyone in the Keroro Platoon
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But astonishingly, not one Pekoponian
realizes its existence, thanks to the anti-barrier.
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A very popular comic magazine on Pekopon.
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#29: Shonen Alpha.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[04:04] ---**
*Captain Geroro* is very popular,
even in space.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
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The comic that started it all
is serialized in this magazine.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
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Creator Mr. Yoshizaki's editor-in-chief
**[04:13] ---**
is said to be the most
dynamite woman on Pekopon.
**[04:16] ---**
Ahh... I'd like to meet her, just once...
***SIGN*** Editing Department
**[04:22] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
**[04:24] ---**
#28: Cherry blossom viewing.
***SIGN*** Cherry-blossom viewing
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A drunken bacchanalia while watching
the cherry blossom petals.
**[04:33] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
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We came from a faraway planet.
***SIGN*** Bon dancing
**[04:35] ---**
#27: Bon dancing.
**[04:38] [SONG] ---**
We came here to the blue Earth.
**[04:38] ---**
The "Pekopon Invasion Ondo" is predicted
to be this summer's big hit!
**[04:44] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
***SIGN*** Matsutake
**[04:47] ---**
#26: Matsutake.
**[04:49] ---**
They're mushrooms with a
great taste and a great scent.
**[04:52] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro, a reckless soldier.
**[04:52] ---**
But, for some reason,
**[04:53] ---**
it seems there are some stupid aliens
mistaking them for fierce monsters.
***SIGN*** Here
**[04:59] ---**
A-Are they talking about me?
**[04:59] [SONG] ---**
My password is "giro giro giro."
**[05:04] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
***SIGN*** Eel
**[05:06] ---**
#25: Eel.
**[05:09] ---**
Eel kabayaki is the best solution
to beating the summer heat!
**[05:12] ---**
It boosts virility, too,
for all the fathers out there!
**[05:16] ---**
A seasonal tradition.
***SIGN*** Baked potatoes
**[05:19] ---**
#24: Baked potatoes.
**[05:21] ---**
Steaming baked potatoes are delicious!
**[05:24] ---**
But it seems there are some poor aliens
**[05:26] ---**
who get caught in some kind of trouble
every time they try to eat them.
**[05:32] ---**
Gero...
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Me yet again?
**[05:34] ---**
Considering you said
you'd show off the Earth,
**[05:37] ---**
you're just showing them all the things
that happen around you!
**[05:40] ---**
So naive, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
**[05:43] ---**
What the alien viewers want to see
**[05:44] ---**
is the daily life and living habits on Pekopon,
just as we have experienced them, ma'am!
**[05:50] ---**
And when the viewers,
glued to the program,
**[05:53] ---**
have watched the broadcast
to its conclusion...
**[05:55] ---**
...my true plan will activate, sir!
**[05:58] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[06:01] ---**
Treasure discovered?
**[06:03] ---**
#23: Ancient ruins.
***SIGN*** Ancient ruins
**[06:05] ---**
Strangely-shaped buildings
erected all over Pekopon.
**[06:09] ---**
It seems some Pekoponians think these
were erected by aliens, but actually... oh!
**[06:17] ---**
We can't have any Pekoponians who might be
watching this program finding out about that!
***SIGN*** Artistic Depiction
**[06:21] ---**
Better keep it a secret.
**[06:22] ---**
Awwww! Actually what?! Actually what?!
**[06:27] ---**
A place to refresh yourself!
***SIGN*** Country scenery
**[06:29] ---**
#22: Country scenery.
**[06:32] ---**
Gentle atmosphere and pleasant breezes.
**[06:36] ---**
And there...?
**[06:37] ---**
Adplanet Photography Museum.
***SIGN*** Adplanet Photography Museum
**[06:40] ---**
The peaceful people who live here...
**[06:45] ---**
Ah! It's Grandma!
**[06:47] ---**
If she found out she's being
broadcast all across the universe,
**[06:50] ---**
she'd be so surprised!
**[06:52] ---**
Now the admiral is famous too, sir!
**[06:56] ---**
How about a rock for a souvenir?
***SIGN*** The moon
**[06:59] ---**
#22: Pekopon's satellite, the moon.
**[07:02] ---**
There are rabbits pounding
mochi on the moon.
***SIGN*** Carrots
**[07:05] ---**
Pekoponians are said to have
believed this for a long time.
**[07:08] ---**
Don't you think that's romantic?
**[07:12] ---**
These were #30 through #21!
***SIGN*** Pekopon
**[07:16] ---**
Thanks for waiting!
**[07:18] ---**
Seeing all the sights of your planet,
it's time for the planetary entertainment
**[07:21] ---**
*Shutsubotsu! Adplanetic Tengoku!*
**[07:23] ---**
I am your planet's advertising chief,
***SIGN*** Advertising Chief Kinkinnian, Donkeynyan
**[07:26] ---**
Donkeynyan the Kinkinnian!
**[07:28] ---**
Peter picked a peck of pon?
***SIGN*** Assistant Space Watanabe Kumiko
**[07:31] ---**
Space Watanabe Kumiko here.
**[07:33] ---**
Well, everyone,
**[07:35] ---**
why don't you write down the thing
you think Pekopon is most about.
***SIGN*** Part-Time Job
**[07:41] ---**
Work!
**[07:43] ---**
Just give me a job! I'll do anything!
**[07:46] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
my brother is using the public airwaves!
**[07:52] ---**
Job-hunting here?
**[07:54] ---**
In the first place, you're a
space detective, aren't you?
**[07:56] ---**
Now his face is known across the universe.
**[08:00] ---**
That'll stop his detective gig for sure.
**[08:04] ---**
Then, Viper-san. Let's hear from you.
***SIGN*** Tokusatsu Heroes
**[08:07] ---**
The reason I look like this is because...
**[08:10] ---**
...I had it imprinted in my tokusatsu hero soul
that I had to lose to the sentai hero, gara!!
**[08:19] ---**
Garrrra gara gara gara!
**[08:22] ---**
Impressive.
**[08:24] ---**
Viper-dono, it is marvelous
to see you are in good health.
**[08:27] ---**
Okay, Angol Mois-san, if you please.
***SIGN*** Lovey-Dovey for Uncle ♥
**[08:30] ---**
Of course, for me it's this!
**[08:32] ---**
Uncle, are you watching?
**[08:34] ---**
Or, like, global broadcast?
**[08:36] ---**
Ooh, Lady Mois!
**[08:38] ---**
You look great on TV too, ma'am!
**[08:40] ---**
I will beat...!
**[08:42] ---**
Next, then! You two.
***SIGN*** Red Daruma
**[08:44] ---**
This for us.
**[08:46] ---**
Really. We had such a bad
experience on Pekopon!
**[08:50] ---**
Thanks to those fraudsters disguised
as us, we were misunderstood,
**[08:53] ---**
and no sooner had we landed
than we were fired upon!
**[08:55] ---**
By the red daruma!
***SIGN*** Red Daruma
You jerk!
**[08:58] ---**
I don't even like remembering it.
**[09:01] ---**
About 70 cm.
**[09:02] ---**
Wh-Why is it all about me...
**[09:05] ---**
Is this where we come for baked potatoes?
**[09:08] ---**
Ahh! Wh-When did these people get here?!
**[09:11] ---**
Ooh!
**[09:12] ---**
Came here after seeing *Adplanet.*
**[09:15] ---**
Where can I go to eat matsutakes?
**[09:18] ---**
Tell me somewhere with good kabayaki.
**[09:21] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[09:22] ---**
Adplanet, you are a force to be
reckoned with. Such influence, sir!
**[09:26] ---**
If this keeps up, my plan
will unquestionably...!
**[09:30] ---**
What on Earth is Sergeant Keroro
planning to use this program for?!
**[09:34] ---**
...And more importantly, am I going to
get any lines in the second half?
**[09:45] ---**
Pekopon best 20.
**[09:47] ---**
Come along! So many electronics!
***SIGN*** Akihabara
**[09:49] ---**
#20: Akihabara.
**[09:52] ---**
Even us aliens have long
had a connection with
***SIGN*** Oden
**[09:55] ---**
this holy land of Pekoponian culture.
***SIGN*** Moé
**[10:00] ---**
How about this for a diet?
***SIGN*** Space Plant Nyororo
**[10:03] ---**
#19: Space plant Nyororo.
**[10:05] ---**
The mortal enemy of the
moisture-loving Keronians.
**[10:09] ---**
They appear on Pekopon,
too, from time to time.
**[10:13] ---**
Gero!
**[10:16] ---**
I never advised them to show that one!
**[10:21] ---**
There are many gimmicks.
***SIGN*** Ninja Mansion
**[10:24] ---**
#18: What do ninja mansions remind you of?
**[10:26] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[10:28] ---**
You're showing *me*?
**[10:30] ---**
Mom must be watching this program,
too... I just know she'll be so happy!
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
***SIGN*** Ninja Mansion
**[10:35] ---**
Gozaru gozaru!
**[10:37] ---**
The popular attraction
at Historical Wonderland!
***SIGN*** Historical Wonderland
**[10:41] ---**
Huh...?
***SIGN*** Tomorrow's Information (Ashita no Jou-hou)
**[10:43] ---**
Tomorrow's Information!
(Ashita no Jou-hou)
**[10:45] ---**
For the first three to arrive tomorrow,
***SIGN*** Chuubei-sama Specially-Manufactured Strap
**[10:48] ---**
you'll receive this specially-manufactured
"Wondermouse Chuubei-sama" strap, jora!
**[10:53] ---**
No way! For real? For real?!
**[10:53] ---**
I am so disappointed, Keroro-kun...
**[10:57] ---**
The space detective siblings
are doing part-time work?
***SIGN*** Supermarket, Ooba
**[11:00] ---**
#17: The supermarket Ooba.
**[11:03] ---**
It seems that it is tough to eke out
a living from their main occupation.
***SIGN*** Christmas Cakes
***SIGN*** Christmas Cakes
**[11:06] ---**
If you happen upon them,
please extend to them a hand of love!
**[11:10] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[11:12] ---**
I'm so sorry we keep using public
airwaves from time to time!
**[11:16] ---**
Where is the 01 version right now?
***SIGN*** Strategic Weather Satellite Komawari
**[11:19] ---**
#16: The Strategic Weather Satellite,
Komawari.
**[11:23] ---**
It's an artificial satellite
launched by the Keroro Platoon.
**[11:25] ---**
But the original 01 version
got fed up with the Keroro Platoon,
**[11:29] ---**
and disappeared into the
far reaches of space.
**[11:34] ---**
These were #20 - #15!
**[11:36] ---**
I see.
**[11:39] ---**
Viper Joe who you just saw
**[11:41] ---**
is my father's cousin's
second cousin's classmate's
**[11:44] ---**
class teacher's cosignatory's
**[11:46] ---**
Umm,
**[11:46] ---**
wife's friend's nephew's neighbor's savior's
**[11:47] ---**
I remembered something
I have to urgently attend to,
**[11:49] ---**
old friend's incompetent lawyer's
**[11:49] ---**
so I'll excuse myself now.
**[11:51] ---**
Or, like, leaving midway?
**[11:51] ---**
mother's character designer's
illustrator's...
***SIGN*** Moé
**[11:55] ---**
Maid cafés. Akiba's maid cafés. Moé moé.
**[11:58] ---**
Where are the Nyororos, dear?
**[12:00] ---**
I'd dearly like to use them for my diet!
**[12:04] ---**
More of them!
**[12:05] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[12:06] ---**
The *Adplanetic* effect is in full force!
Just like I planned!
**[12:12] ---**
If you want a Dangal...
***SIGN*** Hicksville
Beach
Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy
Team Contest
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach
**[12:14] ---**
#15: Hicksville Beach.
**[12:17] ---**
If you win a prize in one of the
comedy contests held there every summer,
**[12:21] ---**
you could win a rare Dangal!
***SIGN*** Dangal
***SIGN*** Zeta Dangal
***SIGN*** Double Zeta Dangal
**[12:26] ---**
Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
the richest people on Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki Museum
**[12:31] ---**
#14: The Hinata Fuyuki Museum!
**[12:33] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki Museum
**[12:35] ---**
A private museum, built by a maiden in love
who let her wealth do the talking.
**[12:40] ---**
Woo-woo! Hot stuff!
**[12:43] ---**
This is so mean, Sarge!
**[12:45] ---**
Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
the richest people on Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Hotel
Lift
East Course
***SIGN*** Nishizawas' Private Ski Resort
**[12:50] ---**
#13: The Nishizawas' private ski resort!
**[12:53] ---**
A maiden in love carried out a plan
to make her love come true,
**[12:56] ---**
but it ended in failure!
**[13:00] ---**
Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
the richest people on Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Southern Island
**[13:04] ---**
#12: Southern island.
**[13:06] ---**
A maiden in love carried out a plan
to make her love come true,
**[13:10] ---**
but it ended in failure!
**[13:13] ---**
Owned by the Nishizawa Group,
the richest people on Pekopon,
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Tower
**[13:17] ---**
#11: The Nishizawa Tower.
**[13:20] ---**
Unbeknownst to the maiden in love,
**[13:22] ---**
the object of her love was in deep trouble.
**[13:24] ---**
These were #15 to #11.
**[13:28] ---**
Pekopon looks full of fun places!
**[13:31] ---**
I... I want a Dangal model.
**[13:34] ---**
About 90 cm.
**[13:36] ---**
Then let's go!!
**[13:38] ---**
Have a look at this new signature item,
with my 556 Seal of Approval!!
***SIGN*** Planet
**[13:43] ---**
We found a surprising new
signature item on Pekopon!
**[13:45] ---**
Three-shelf storage units!
***SIGN*** Three-shelf storage units
**[13:47] ---**
They can be used as molds for tofu-making,
for disturbing kinds of cookery,
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro & 556's Dish
***SIGN*** No Idea What It Is Dish
**[13:51] ---**
and even sometimes for putting your foot
in and tripping over. They have many uses!
**[13:56] ---**
We'll show more in the studio!
**[13:59] ---**
Huh, I never knew that!
***SIGN*** Platform
**[14:06] ---**
They can do this! And this!
***SIGN*** Zen meditation
***SIGN*** Bathing
**[14:09] ---**
And this!
***SIGN*** Verdict!!
**[14:11] ---**
Verdict! The new signature item,
with 556's Seal of Approval!
***SIGN*** New Signature Item, 556-Approved
**[14:17] ---**
Playtime is over, fiends!
**[14:19] ---**
Let's go, Lavie! It's time for work!
**[14:23] ---**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry
my brother can't read the mood at all!
***SIGN*** I will
beat the
crap
outta you!
**[14:27] ---**
I'll beat the crap outta you! I'll beat the
crap outta you! I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[14:29] ---**
Tama? It's from Momocchi!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Momoka
**[14:33] ---**
I'll beat the—
**[14:34] ---**
Hi hi! I'm the cute and lovely Tama-chan!
**[14:38] ---**
T-Tama-chan, we've got trouble!
**[14:40] ---**
UFOs... UFOs are gathering around all the
Nishizawa Group's facilities, one after another!
**[14:46] ---**
Ah, that's because
**[14:48] ---**
Mr. Sergeant produced a program
called *Adplanetic Tengoku*
**[14:52] ---**
and showed off your house—
**[14:53] ---**
So it was you numbnuts again!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[14:58] ---**
There are a whole bunch of aliens at Hicksville
Beach too, with their sights on the Dangals.
**[15:04] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[15:06] ---**
My plan is all but complete!
**[15:10] ---**
All that's left is to show off #1!
**[15:13] ---**
What is #1?!
**[15:16] ---**
It is...
**[15:19] ---**
What? A new business?
**[15:22] ---**
Correct!
**[15:23] ---**
I've actually been secretly remodeling our
usual place, preparing it for a reopening, sir.
***SIGN*** Curry Snack GoN!
***SIGN*** The Original, Family-Run We Pride Ourselves on Flavor Keroro Ramen Opening Today
***SIGN*** The Original, Family-Run We Pride Ourselves on Flavor Keroro Ramen We will turn away those with a bad sense of taste
**[15:28] ---**
Its name: Keroro Ramen!
**[15:31] ---**
Why is it always this with you...?!
**[15:33] ---**
When my shop is introduced as #1,
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[15:36] ---**
aliens who saw the program will pour in!
**[15:39] ---**
And we'll be able to make tons and tons of
money for our Pekopon invasion budget, sir!
**[15:44] ---**
It is perfect, sir.
**[15:46] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
Gero gerorincho!
**[15:46] ---**
I sense false hope again.
***SIGN*** Pekopon Best 10
**[15:49] ---**
Pekopon best 10.
**[15:52] ---**
The most popular Pekopon souvenir,
***SIGN*** Kumamoto
Specialty,
Instant
Dumplings
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings
**[15:56] ---**
#10: Instant Dumplings.
***SIGN*** Potatoes
***SIGN*** Potatoes
**[15:58] ---**
The production lines are
working at full capacity,
***SIGN*** Azuki
***SIGN*** Azuki
***SIGN*** Flour
**[16:00] ---**
but stocks are as low as ever.
***SIGN*** Flour
**[16:02] ---**
A sell-out is inevitable!
**[16:08] ---**
Hey, there are even more of them here!
**[16:10] ---**
Ignore them. Ignore.
**[16:11] ---**
Look at them!
Their ballooning expectations!
**[16:14] ---**
To respond to their hopes,
**[16:16] ---**
we must make all haste and push for
Keroro Ramen to open immediately!
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[16:22] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[16:24] ---**
Please take one. I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen Opening Today Black Tri-Ramen Effective Thrust 58,200 Kcal Miso / Curry / Cold
**[16:27] ---**
It opened today!
***SIGN*** Here
**[16:29] ---**
Miso, curry, cold... a three-flavor...
**[16:32] ---**
...Tri-Ramen? Blergh...
***SIGN*** Our Goal!! Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!! - Keroro
**[16:35] ---**
Our goal!! Ten thousand meals
sold out in one day!!
**[16:39] ---**
A former slug?
**[16:41] [SONG] ---**
Fight, run, stick to things!
***SIGN*** Wettle King
**[16:42] ---**
#9: Wettle King.
**[16:44] [SONG] ---**
Slimy, slimy,
gooey, gooey, drippy!
**[16:44] ---**
A hero of justice that the Keroro Platoon
is said to have created.
**[16:48] ---**
Surely, even today, he is hard at work
protecting the peace on some planet.
**[16:48] [SONG] ---**
Wettle King!
***SIGN*** Giant
Wettle Kick
***SIGN*** Giant
Wettle Punch
**[16:55] ---**
What does the *Captain Geroro* anime
remind you of?
**[16:58] ---**
#8: Anime production company SUNIRASE.
***SIGN*** SUNIRASE
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
Farewell!
From one journey
to another!
**[17:01] ---**
We introduced *Captain Geroro* to you in #29.
**[17:04] ---**
The anime version, a huge hit
throughout the universe,
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[17:07] ---**
is created here at this company,
in a little-known corner of Pekopon.
**[17:13] ---**
Order-made.
***SIGN*** Pekoponian Suits
**[17:16] ---**
#7: The Pekoponian Suit.
**[17:18] ---**
There's a wide assortment,
from the businessman-type,
**[17:20] ---**
to detectives, enthusiastic teachers,
**[17:23] ---**
school nurses, high school girls,
***SIGN*** Am I stylish?
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty
Comedy Team Contest
**[17:25] ---**
swimsuit girls, and many more.
**[17:29] ---**
Place your orders with the Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Place your orders
with the Keroro Platoon!
**[17:32] ---**
No mooooreee!
**[17:37] ---**
To learn about Pekopon...
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy
**[17:39] ---**
#6: Kissho Academy.
**[17:42] ---**
Even aliens can easily sneak in
and attend the classes.
**[17:46] ---**
The orange color of the bloomers
the girls wear in gym is dazzling!
**[17:51] ---**
All right! Things are firing up now!
***SIGN*** Finally
**[17:54] ---**
We're finally into the best 5!
***SIGN*** The Best 5
**[17:56] ---**
But before that...
***SIGN*** But Before That...
**[17:57] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** The Pekopon Collection
**[17:59] ---**
The Pekopon Collection!
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Back of the TV
**[18:10] ---**
Ahhh! I'm normally pinned to
the TV watching this segment,
**[18:14] ---**
but just get on with showing #1, sir!
**[18:18] ---**
This place's location is a secret.
**[18:20] ---**
#5: The Keroro Platoon's secret base.
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Secret Base
**[18:23] ---**
It's the Keron Army's Pekopon invasion base.
**[18:26] ---**
But all we can show you today are the facilities
that don't have much to do with invasion.
**[18:30] ---**
There will be big problems if other aliens
plotting an invasion learn their secrets.
**[18:35] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Back of the TV
**[18:37] ---**
Right now, I find my fond and familiar
base to be intensely irritating!
**[18:41] ---**
The richest people on Pekopon.
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Group
**[18:44] ---**
#4: The Nishizawa Group.
**[18:47] ---**
This corporate entity controls approximately
51% of the Pekoponian economy.
**[18:51] ---**
They are not only wealthy,
**[18:53] ---**
but have sufficient technological and
military prowess to oppose aliens,
**[18:57] ---**
so it's safer not to
approach them carelessly!
***SIGN*** Back of the TV
**[19:00] ---**
Please! Please introduce #1 soon!
**[19:05] ---**
Pekopon's strongest creature.
**[19:07] ---**
#3: Hinata Natsumi.
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi
**[19:10] ---**
Her destructive power is 105 G.
**[19:12] ---**
She boasts formidable power that can
pulverize an opponent in a single attack.
**[19:15] ---**
If you value your life, it's safer
not to approach her carelessly!
**[19:20] ---**
Stupid frog...!
**[19:23] ---**
Hurry... and... show... #1...
**[19:27] ---**
A secret from the Pekoponians.
***SIGN*** Alien Town, Side 6
**[19:30] ---**
#2: Alien Town, Side 6.
***SIGN*** Extraterrestrial Ingredients Store
***SIGN*** Space Booze
Super Cheap!
**[19:34] ---**
A vast underground alien community that none
of the foolish Pekoponians have noticed.
***SIGN*** Dried Goods
**[19:39] ---**
There are five other such cities
like this on Pekopon.
***SIGN*** The Mobs
***SIGN*** Back of the TV
**[19:45] ---**
The next one's finally number one!
**[19:47] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Our Goal!!
Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!!
**[19:51] ---**
Or, like, business booming?!
**[19:53] ---**
And here it is, the one you've all been
waiting for, the announcement of #1!
**[19:57] ---**
Predicted to be the next taste sensation,
**[19:59] ---**
Here it comes!!
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
***SIGN*** Urgent News Bulletin
**[20:02] ---**
We interrupt this program
for an urgent news bulletin.
**[20:05] ---**
Gero...
**[20:07] ---**
Hey! What's going on?! There can't be
anything more important than this!
**[20:07] ---**
We have reports that a vast, giant object
is heading from the LMC to the Solar System.
**[20:12] ---**
Ge!! Look at the time!!
**[20:12] ---**
Again, a vast, giant object is heading
from the LMC to the Solar System.
**[20:15] ---**
Hurry! Resume the broadcast, or...
**[20:17] ---**
Caution is advised.
**[20:18] ---**
...my Keroro Ramen will be...
***SIGN*** Mutter
Mutter
Mutter
***SIGN*** Moé
**[20:21] ---**
Looks like we aren't
gettin' to see #1, huh...
**[20:25] ---**
It's a pity, but what can you do?
**[20:27] ---**
Think I'll go home and watch some
*Fushigi Boshi no Mitsugo Hime.*
**[20:31] ---**
I shall excuse myself, then, dear.
**[20:33] ---**
Noooo...
**[20:35] ---**
New information has just come in.
***SIGN*** Mysterious Giant Creature Encountered
**[20:37] ---**
According to explorer and adventurer
Space Yamaguchi Hiroshi,
**[20:40] ---**
the identity of the mysterious
giant creature is Zezeze—
**[20:43] ---**
Program's over.
***SIGN*** Sooo....
**[20:47] ---**
Uncle... all the ramen
we prepared has gone soft...
***SIGN*** Our Goal!! Ten thousand meals sold out in one day!!
**[20:51] ---**
Or, like, condemned product?
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[20:57] ---**
My... Black Tri-Ramen...
**[21:00] ---**
It's all for naught...
**[21:02] ---**
Matilda-san!!
**[21:05] ---**
That shop never works anyway,
no matter what we try.
**[21:09] ---**
It is not in a good position
from a feng shui perspective, either.
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen Opening Today Black Tri-Ramen Miso / Curry / Cold Jet Stream Attack with 3 Flavors!!
***SIGN*** Demon's Gate
**[21:13] ---**
Demon's gate!
**[21:15] ---**
But the program itself was good, I thought.
**[21:18] ---**
You know, like a look back on our memories!
**[21:22] ---**
When you put it that way, you're right.
**[21:25] ---**
I forgot that so many things had
happened since we came to Pekopon...
**[21:30] ---**
I foresee our album of memories
continuing to expand.
**[21:35] ---**
Yeah. Until the day we complete our invasion.
**[21:39] ---**
I won't let you invade!
**[21:41] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[21:43] ---**
But I hope you'll let us
help you build that album.
**[21:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[21:51] ---**
Of course, ma'am!
**[21:53] ---**
I fully intend to keep on doing my best to
live in harmony with the Hinata family, ma'am!
**[21:58] ---**
Gosh, nothing spoils your spirits...
**[22:00] ---**
Gero!
**[22:03] ---**
But little did they know,
**[22:07] ---**
that Earth, that Pekopon,
**[22:09] ---**
was being approached by something that
threatened to erase it entirely from space!
**[22:14] ---**
That threat: Zezeze...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Sergeant Keroro here, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party
**[23:54] ---**
This season is here again!
**[23:55] ---**
We're all so busy, with this and
that and whatever else to do!
***SIGN*** Souvenir
**[23:59] ---**
Sarge! What's wrong?! Respond!
**[24:02] ---**
Huh? What's with the serious line?
***SIGN*** Souvenir
**[24:03] ---**
As if I'm going to be sent to
Davy Jones's Space Locker...
***SIGN*** Giant Hyperspace Invasion Beast Zezezettototoso
**[24:06] ---**
Gero!!
**[24:07] ---**
Saaaarge!
***SIGN*** Guhaaaaaaa!!!
**[24:09] ---**
Never mind that, help me!!
**[24:12] ---**
"Keroro: Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
It's a two-parter! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E153 - Keroro: Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKV59/keroro-kero-kero-operation-no-100-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
***SIGN*** Kakui Sundries
***SIGN*** Nakaboshi Real Estate
**[01:32] ---**
On the corner of a
deserted shopping district,
**[01:34] ---**
in the external branch of the
Keroro Platoon's secret base,
**[01:36] ---**
a tea party for the invaders
was about to get underway...
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party
**[01:41] ---**
"Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party?"
**[01:45] ---**
What reason could there be
for such a thing?
**[01:47] ---**
And it does not look very special.
**[01:50] ---**
There is only one slice of cake.
**[01:52] ---**
These are last week's ramen ingredients.
**[01:54] ---**
Or, like, clearance produce?
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Special Invasion Strategy Tea Party
**[01:59] ---**
Uhh, so, ladies and gentlemen,
if I could have your attention for a moment.
**[02:04] ---**
Today, I have an important
announcement for you all.
**[02:07] ---**
Many years and months have passed
since we came to invade Pekopon.
**[02:11] ---**
We have carried out all kinds
of invasion strategies.
**[02:15] ---**
In fact, by a recent count, I've determined
that we've executed 99 invasion plans!
**[02:20] ---**
99?
**[02:22] ---**
Then that means our next invasion
strategy will be our hundredth?
**[02:25] ---**
And you actually counted them?
**[02:27] ---**
Of course, sir!
***SIGN*** Celebrating 100
**[02:30] ---**
And so,
**[02:31] ---**
as we enjoy these rewards
for our past efforts,
**[02:33] ---**
we shall consider our next milestone to be
Kero-Kero Operation No. 100!
**[02:38] ---**
Excuse me!
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[02:41] ---**
Why are you eating all the good stuff
before I get there?!
***SIGN*** Ge
***SIGN*** Guhaaaaaaa!!!
**[02:48] ---**
Uncle, stay strong!
**[02:50] ---**
I'll give you a starfruit
to eat if you want one.
**[02:58] ---**
Gero?
**[03:01] ---**
Just then, having obtained nutritional
fortification from the starfruit,
**[03:03] ---**
Keroro's brain began to spin at high speed!
**[03:06] ---**
I have thought of Kero-Kero
Operation No. 100, sir!
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Operation No. 100
**[03:14] ---**
Keroro: Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, Sir!
**[03:25] ---**
Chupacabra.
**[03:27] ---**
M-Mothman.
**[03:31] ---**
And why do I have to use a weird password?
**[03:34] ---**
Well, it is meant to be a surprise party.
**[03:37] ---**
We can't let Sarge or the others find out.
**[03:40] ---**
Ah, what a great cake!
***SIGN*** Congratulations Stupid Frog
**[03:42] ---**
I knew I could count on you!
**[03:44] ---**
Yep.
***SIGN*** Congratulations Sarge
**[03:45] ---**
And we've got a present for him, too.
***SIGN*** Anniversary Party for the Day Sarge Came To The Hinata Family
**[03:51] ---**
The first day the stupid frog
came to our house...
**[03:55] ---**
Well, it looks like he's been working
hard recently and not dodging his turn,
**[03:59] ---**
so I guess it's okay
to do this once in a while.
**[04:02] ---**
Huh?
**[04:04] ---**
Did we own a table like that...?
**[04:06] ---**
Come to think of it...
**[04:12] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[04:19] ---**
Zezeze... tototoso.
***SIGN*** Congratulations Sarge
**[04:32] ---**
What's going on?
**[04:34] ---**
Why did the table...
**[04:35] ---**
This is what happens when I drop
my guard for even a second!
**[04:38] ---**
S-Sis?
**[04:42] ---**
I won't forgive him for this.
**[04:46] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[04:50] ---**
G-Gero?
**[04:52] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[04:54] ---**
Lady Natsumi, Master Fuyuki!
What's the matter, ma'am?
**[04:58] ---**
It was you, wasn't it? The one who made that
messed-up table and messed up our house!
**[05:02] ---**
Table?
***SIGN*** (Celebrating) Kero-Kero Operation No. 100!
**[05:03] ---**
Well, self-propelled table mechs...
**[05:06] ---**
...*are* currently being mass-produced for
Kero-Kero Operation No. 100, ma'am, but...
**[05:10] ---**
I knew it.
**[05:12] ---**
Wait! Time out, time out!
I haven't done anything yet, ma'am!
**[05:15] ---**
Besides, the self-propelled table mechs
are very peaceful invasion mechs, sir!
**[05:20] ---**
Peaceful invasion mechs?
**[05:23] ---**
You remember how I had
that kinda successful
**[05:25] ---**
"Operation: Little Toes Against the
Corners of Chest of Drawers" before, right?
**[05:27] ---**
It's an evolved and improved version of that!
**[05:29] ---**
It's called "Operation:
Shins Against Tables," sir!
***SIGN*** Operation Shins Against Tables
**[05:34] ---**
Shins against tables?
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Operation No. 100
**[05:37] ---**
Yes! They're programmed to adjust the height
and angle for the most painful shin collision.
**[05:42] ---**
We'll distribute these self-propelled
tables all over the world,
**[05:44] ---**
and all the Pekoponians will bash
their shins against the tables,
***SIGN*** Owww!
Kyaa!
Gyaaah!
Aaaah!
Eeek!
Owww!
**[05:48] ---**
and while they're hurting
and can't move, we invade!
**[05:50] ---**
It's a... grand? And... peaceful?
Kind of plan? Ma'am!
***SIGN*** Gero
Gero
Gero
Gero
Gero
**[05:55] ---**
Wh-Why is it always, always
something like this...
**[05:59] ---**
We've got problems, Uncle!
**[06:02] ---**
Invasion Weapon No. 100s are leaping out
one after another all by themselves!
**[06:06] ---**
Or, like, excess shipment?
**[06:08] ---**
Gero!
**[06:21] ---**
Sarge, these aren't peaceful
invasion mechs at all...
**[06:27] ---**
This wasn't meant to...!
**[06:28] ---**
It's pretty bad. They're out of control.
**[06:31] ---**
We've got mysterious EM waves coming
from space. Like "putt-putt," "putt-putt"...
**[06:35] ---**
It looks like they're making
the control chips go haywire.
**[06:51] ---**
You may leave these in my charge!
**[06:54] ---**
Dororo!
**[07:00] ---**
I will protect...
**[07:02] ---**
...peace on...
**[07:06] ---**
Brother!
**[07:11] ---**
Dororo! Let me assist you!
**[07:13] ---**
Nin! I am most grateful!
**[07:15] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[07:17] ---**
I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[07:20] ---**
I'm s-s-sorry! I'm sorry!
**[07:21] ---**
Here I come!
**[07:22] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:33] ---**
Dororo!
**[07:34] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[07:36] ---**
So be it!
**[07:39] ---**
Assassin Magic:
**[07:41] ---**
Table Flip!
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Operation No. 100 All Units Terminated
**[08:00] ---**
Looks like they stopped.
**[08:04] ---**
Thank goodness...
It's all thanks to Dororo, sir.
**[08:07] ---**
Thank goodness, my foot.
**[08:10] ---**
The inside of the house looks
like a bomb went off.
**[08:12] ---**
No dinner for you, and I ban you from
Gundam models until it's all back to normal.
**[08:17] ---**
G-Gero...
**[08:18] ---**
Well, it's no problem! The Kero Ball
can fix this up in no time!
**[08:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki, lend me the Kero Ball.
**[08:25] ---**
No.
**[08:25] ---**
Gero?
**[08:27] ---**
You fix this yourself.
**[08:29] ---**
You did it. You take responsibility.
**[08:33] ---**
Got it?
**[08:34] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[08:36] ---**
Sarge...
**[08:39] ---**
It can't be helped...
**[08:41] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[08:42] ---**
Nooooo!
**[08:46] ---**
Good grief. This is what became of our
special 100th invasion plan?
**[08:50] ---**
It's Kululu's fault
the tables went nuts, isn't it?!
**[08:53] ---**
Kululu blamed the weird mystery waves.
**[08:56] ---**
He ought to put a tinfoil hat on.
**[08:58] ---**
Ahh... It's terrible in here, too, sir.
***SIGN*** Anniversary Party for the Day Sarge Came To The Hinata Family
**[09:09] ---**
They... did this for me...?
**[09:11] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Lady Natsumi...
**[09:19] ---**
It's okay, Uncle.
**[09:21] ---**
Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san
will surely forgive you.
**[09:24] ---**
I suppose so, ma'am.
**[09:26] ---**
Maybe I'll buy them a souvenir or
something as a sign of apology, ma'am.
**[09:31] ---**
Or, like, damage control?
**[09:34] ---**
Ah, look, what do you think of that one?
**[09:37] ---**
Mm? Lessee...
**[09:39] ---**
Ooh! This might be good!
**[09:42] ---**
There are lots more things here, too!
**[09:44] ---**
Oh, you're right, ma'am!
**[09:45] ---**
Jealousy!
**[09:46] ---**
This one's nice, too, isn't it?
**[09:46] ---**
I was finally shopping alone
with Mr. Sergeant!
**[09:49] ---**
And this, too!
***SIGN*** Souvenir
**[09:51] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, look,
delicious-looking sweeties!
**[09:54] ---**
This looks pretty OOPArts-ish!
It's perfect for Master Fuyuki, sir!
***SIGN*** Souvenir
**[09:58] ---**
What. Oh, that looks nice,
what a brilliant find, Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:03] ---**
You go buy tonight's dinner.
**[10:06] ---**
Space banana, space eggplant, space tuna,
**[10:09] ---**
space mermaid scales,
space dragon's tears?
**[10:12] ---**
Well, okay. Take care of
Uncle for me, then, please.
**[10:19] ---**
Now I will be alone with Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:22] ---**
Welcome.
**[10:23] ---**
I'm just closing up.
**[10:25] ---**
If you're buying that, I'll give you half off.
**[10:28] ---**
Closing up?
**[10:29] ---**
Huh?
**[10:36] ---**
What's going on?
**[10:37] ---**
You, Keronians!
**[10:39] ---**
Gero?
**[10:40] ---**
Now's not the time to be
casually shopping, poya!
**[10:43] ---**
D-Did something happen, ma'am?
**[10:46] ---**
There's been an evacuation advisory issued
for all aliens present on Pekopon, poya.
**[10:50] ---**
He's closing in on Pekopon
as we speak, poya!
**[10:52] ---**
He?
**[10:54] ---**
Yes.
**[10:55] ---**
Didn't you see it on the news? Zezeze—
**[11:00] ---**
What?! What's wrong?!
**[11:02] ---**
C-Could this be...
**[11:05] ---**
Come to think of it, that
emergency bulletin last week...
***SIGN*** Emergency News Bulletin
**[11:08] ---**
I wasn't really watching
carefully, sir, but...
***SIGN*** Mysterious Giant Creature Encountered
**[11:11] ---**
Zeze— Could it be...
**[11:14] ---**
...*him?*
**[11:16] ---**
He's...
**[11:18] ---**
He's coming to Pekopon?
**[11:22] ---**
Who on Earth is "*he*?"
**[11:24] ---**
The greatest crisis in Sergeant Keroro's
history closes in on Earth!
**[11:32] ---**
I... I can't believe *he's*
got his sights on Pekopon...
**[11:36] ---**
The self-propelled tables
must have gone haywire
**[11:38] ---**
because of the special type
of wave he emits, then.
**[11:42] ---**
Not my fault, l'il kitty.
**[11:45] ---**
Um...
**[11:47] ---**
Who is this you keep talking about?
**[11:49] ---**
You don't even know that?!
**[11:52] ---**
He is...
**[11:53] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[11:54] ---**
Zezezetth—
**[11:56] ---**
Ahh! Even Mr. Corporal?!
**[11:59] ---**
The fool...
**[12:00] ---**
Huh?
**[12:00] ---**
This is because he carelessly
tried to speak his name.
**[12:04] ---**
He is *him.*
**[12:07] ---**
He is a formidable being with a name
so difficult to pronounce,
**[12:09] ---**
everyone bites their tongue
before they finish saying it.
**[12:18] ---**
Yes. His name:
***SIGN*** Giant Hyperspace Invasion Beast Zezezettototoso
**[12:20] ---**
Giant Hyperspace Invasion Beast...
**[12:25] ---**
Even the narrator,
an expert in manipulating words...!
**[12:29] ---**
I'm so ashamed.
***SIGN*** Zezezettototoso
**[12:30] ---**
I fear that name too much to even
contemplate speaking it, sir!
**[12:34] ---**
How terrifying!
**[12:35] ---**
It's not just his name that's terrifying.
**[12:38] ---**
He's 2,000 m tall,
**[12:40] ---**
and traverses the universe
bringing planets to ruin,
**[12:43] ---**
and obtaining every last figurine
they have!
**[12:46] ---**
His collection numbers over a trillion!
Truly horrifying!
**[12:54] ---**
Not a single planet has ever
escaped his attack unscathed.
**[12:59] ---**
S-Something so horrific
is coming to Pekopon?
**[13:03] ---**
This is pretty bad...
**[13:05] ---**
Wh-Whab thoulb we do?
**[13:07] ---**
There's nothing else for it!
**[13:09] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:10] ---**
Are we going to fight it?!
**[13:12] ---**
Our only option...
**[13:14] ---**
...is to run away together.
**[13:18] ---**
And you call yourself a soldier?!
**[13:21] ---**
But I mean, if we're talking about figurines,
**[13:23] ---**
that means my *Captain Geroro*
bottlecap collection is in danger!
**[13:27] ---**
I think I'd be better to pack
our bags and run for the—
**[13:30] ---**
Run, did you say?!
**[13:32] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:32] ---**
You're going to run from your punishment
bath-cleaning days, are you?
**[13:35] ---**
N-No... You see...
**[13:37] ---**
There's no time to be fussing around with
something like that, you see, ma'am...
**[13:40] ---**
There's a horrendous giant invading
beast closing in on Pekopon, and...
**[13:44] ---**
Come with me right now!
**[13:45] ---**
Gero!
**[13:47] ---**
In a way, she is more frightening
than the invasion beast.
**[13:47] ---**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[13:49] ---**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[13:51] ---**
So, what'll we do?
**[13:52] ---**
Pack our bags and run,
like the commander suggests?
**[13:55] ---**
Running is out of the question!
Fighting is our only course!
**[13:59] ---**
Don't you have any good weapons for this?
**[14:01] ---**
No.
**[14:02] ---**
Awww...
**[14:03] ---**
I can't make any new mechs, either.
**[14:05] ---**
'Cause we used up all our budget
on the table operation.
**[14:08] ---**
Then... we contact HQ immediately
and request reinforcements!
**[14:12] ---**
Waste of time.
**[14:13] ---**
You dumbo!
**[14:14] ---**
Mr. Corporal!
**[14:16] ---**
I tried contacting them just now.
**[14:18] ---**
They said they won't give us any
more budget we'll just waste.
**[14:21] ---**
Don't they care if we can't
complete our invasion?!
**[14:24] ---**
If he really *is* coming...
**[14:26] ---**
...they think now's a good time to
give up and withdraw from Pekopon.
**[14:31] ---**
Wh-What...?
**[14:33] ---**
What?!
**[14:34] ---**
So much black mold in the
grouting between the tiles!
**[14:38] ---**
Ahh, this stuff, when it gets caked in,
you can't get it out so easily! Stupid stuff...
**[14:45] ---**
Wait.
**[14:46] ---**
I haven't got time for this crap, sir!
**[14:49] ---**
Sarge.
***SIGN*** Ah!!
**[14:51] ---**
G-Gero... Master Fuyuki...
**[14:53] ---**
I know, sir. Sorry, sir.
**[14:55] ---**
I'll do it properly, sir.
**[14:57] ---**
It's okay, Sarge.
**[15:00] ---**
Here you go.
**[15:02] ---**
The party was ruined, but you can
at least have the present.
**[15:06] ---**
The contents should still be fine.
**[15:09] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[15:11] ---**
Aren't you mad, sir?
**[15:13] ---**
Well, I am a little.
**[15:15] ---**
But for all your talk of invasion,
**[15:17] ---**
I know you'd never do anything really mean.
**[15:20] ---**
Sis being angry is nothing new.
I'm sure her mood will improve soon.
**[15:25] ---**
Let's build it together this Sunday.
**[15:28] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[15:30] ---**
Th-Thank you, si—
**[15:33] ---**
G-Gero...?
**[15:36] ---**
Thank you, sir.
**[15:39] ---**
G-Gero...!
**[15:42] ---**
This—
**[15:45] ---**
This Sunday.... I wonder if
there will be a "this Sunday"...
**[15:49] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[15:50] ---**
Gero!
**[15:52] ---**
Ah, no, nothing... sir!
**[15:54] ---**
You're weird.
**[15:57] ---**
By the way, Master Fuyuki, if...
**[16:00] ---**
If invaders... not invaders like us,
**[16:03] ---**
but invading aliens who really wanted
to blow up the Earth were coming,
**[16:08] ---**
what would you do, sir?
**[16:09] ---**
What would I do...?
**[16:11] ---**
Would you...
**[16:14] ---**
...escape from Pekopon with us?
**[16:18] ---**
I couldn't do that.
**[16:20] ---**
Sis, and Mom, and Grandma are here.
**[16:23] ---**
And my friends from school are here.
**[16:25] ---**
Then... we could take the Hinata family,
and all your school friends!
**[16:30] ---**
Hmm... But I still don't think I could
just run away and abandon the Earth.
**[16:35] ---**
I mean, Earth is our home.
**[16:43] ---**
Ah... Master Fuyuki...
Thanks for your help, sir!
**[16:46] ---**
Huh?
**[16:47] ---**
I'll make sure to clean up, sir!
**[16:51] ---**
...which is why...
**[16:52] ---**
...we are going to fight back
against him, sir!
**[16:54] ---**
For realsies?
**[16:55] ---**
There's truth behind those words?
**[16:58] ---**
Of course, sir!
**[16:59] ---**
I... I will be with you!
**[17:02] ---**
I must impress this upon you...
There will be no reinforcements from HQ.
**[17:06] ---**
If we're going to fight,
our own power is all we'll have.
**[17:09] ---**
R-Really?
**[17:10] ---**
Ummmm... Th-Then, Dororo.
**[17:13] ---**
Don't you have, like, some amazing Assassin
Magic that can take out a big invasion beast?
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[17:20] ---**
Wait, what? Where's Dororo?
**[17:22] ---**
Apparently he busted his
precious sword fighting the tables.
**[17:26] ---**
He's learned the depths
of his own immaturity,
**[17:28] ---**
and is now training deep
in the mountains of China.
***SIGN*** Immaturity
**[17:32] ---**
Gero... At a critical time like this!
**[17:35] ---**
Then we've got no choice but
to do it by ourselves, sir!
***SIGN*** Zezezettototoso Counter-Strategy Emergency Strategy Meeting
**[17:39] ---**
Then first off! Strategy meeting!
**[17:41] ---**
What if we stick massive jets
on the South Pole,
**[17:43] ---**
turn the whole of Pekopon into a
giant battleship, and take him straight on?!
**[17:48] ---**
Big-ships big-guns policy!
**[17:51] ---**
N-No... I don't think Pekopon
will survive that...
**[17:56] ---**
Me! Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:58] ---**
His goal is the figurines, right?
**[18:00] ---**
Then what about gathering all Pekopon's
figurines and ejecting them into space?!
***SIGN*** Pekopon
***SIGN*** Ze
**[18:06] ---**
Oh! That's it! A marvelous idea!
**[18:10] ---**
That's a bit of an impossibility.
**[18:12] ---**
Maybe if it was just the ones on sale,
**[18:14] ---**
but there are fanatic collectors
who own super-rare figures.
**[18:17] ---**
Those guys...
***SIGN*** Defend to the Death
**[18:18] ---**
Even faced with the destruction of Pekopon,
**[18:20] ---**
they won't relinquish their
collections so easily.
**[18:24] ---**
Good grief. See, this is why
I've never liked fanatics.
**[18:26] ---**
So you could throw away yours?!
***SIGN*** Erk!!
**[18:28] ---**
Gero?
**[18:29] ---**
Ah, what about this, then!
**[18:31] ---**
Ooh! Master Narrator!
Do you have a good idea?
**[18:36] ---**
How about making the whole of Earth
invisible using an anti-barrier?
**[18:40] ---**
Ooh, that's it! A marvelous idea, sir!
**[18:43] ---**
But... if we want to make an anti-barrier
big enough to cover the whole of Pekopon...
**[18:48] ---**
...it'll cost this much.
**[18:52] ---**
Ahh... no good after all, huh...
**[18:54] ---**
No... if we just sell enough instant dumplings
to obtain this budget...
**[18:58] ---**
Let's say we sell them for 100 yen each...
**[19:00] ---**
387 trillion dumplings?!
**[19:03] ---**
There's no way we can sell that many...
**[19:06] ---**
Th-Then what if they were 150 yen each?
**[19:08] ---**
No... if we made them 180 yen, then...!
**[19:11] ---**
Okay!
**[19:13] ---**
Meanwhile, in Alien Town.
**[19:15] ---**
Umm... next is the fingernail grime
of a space tsuchinoko...
**[19:20] ---**
Aren't there any greengrocers
open anywhere...?
**[19:22] ---**
Mois-chan, are you still shopping?!
**[19:28] ---**
Huh? Where is this place?
**[19:31] ---**
Or, like, untrod region?
***SIGN*** DO NOT PUSH
**[19:35] ---**
If Uncle was here right now...
***SIGN*** DO NOT PUSH
**[19:38] ---**
Click!
**[19:48] ---**
Sarge! Dinner's ready!
**[19:51] ---**
Sarge?
**[19:53] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki
**[19:59] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[20:01] ---**
We've gone for a little
platoon vacation, sir.
**[20:03] ---**
We'll build your present
together afterwards, sir.
**[20:08] ---**
And I got that bath cleaned
nice and thoroughly, sir!
**[20:12] ---**
It's important to clean the mold off
the grouting on a regular basis.
**[20:17] ---**
But when you get lazy and then
find it just won't come off,
**[20:22] ---**
it comes out great if you rub it
with a sponge soaked in vinegar.
**[20:26] ---**
Wait...
**[20:28] ---**
What is this?
**[20:30] ---**
This is the real Kero-Kero
Operation No. 100, sir.
**[20:34] ---**
But was it the right thing to do
to leave without saying anything?
**[20:37] ---**
There's no reason to cause them
unnecessary concern.
**[20:39] ---**
We just need to take him down.
**[20:42] ---**
If we fail, Pekopon will fall.
**[20:45] ---**
That's all there is to it.
**[20:48] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[20:49] ---**
Here we go.
***SIGN*** Former Pluto
***SIGN*** Don't
Forget
About
Pluto!
**[21:07] ---**
I expect each member of this platoon
to exert full effort, sir!
**[21:10] ---**
Roger!
**[21:13] ---**
Sarge! Sarge!
**[21:16] ---**
Where are you, Sarge?
Are you really on a platoon vacation?
**[21:19] ---**
O-Oh, Master Fuyuki!
**[21:22] ---**
There's no need to worry, sir!
**[21:24] ---**
We're just now heading to a hot spring
for a platoon vacation, sir.
**[21:28] ---**
Giroro, Tamama, and Kululu are with me.
**[21:32] ---**
I'm sure in a few days, we'll...
**[21:35] ---**
We'll...
**[21:37] ---**
We'll be back, sir...
**[21:39] ---**
Master Fuyuki!!
***SIGN*** Aaaaahh!!
**[21:46] ---**
Sarge?!
**[21:47] ---**
Gero! Changed my mind, abort abort!
Gerohcrap, run away, sir!
**[21:51] ---**
...Sir! ...Sir!
**[22:00] ---**
Sarge?!
**[22:02] ---**
Sarge... What happened, Sarge?
**[22:05] ---**
Sarge!!
**[22:09] ---**
The Keroro Platoon has fallen,
somewhere in space.
**[22:12] ---**
Now what remains
for the fate of the Earth?
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:52] ---**
Sis, we've got trouble!
Sarge is... Sarge is...!
**[23:55] ---**
Huh?! The stupid frog is done for?!
**[23:57] ---**
Sarge!
**[23:58] ---**
What now?! Next week it
won't be *Keroro Gunsou!*
**[24:01] ---**
Maybe it'll be a program
called *Hinata Natsumi?*
**[24:04] ---**
Sis?
**[24:04] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[24:06] ---**
Yes... We have to save the Earth on our own!
**[24:09] ---**
So, next week's *Keroro Gunsou* will be:
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: Farewell, Sergeant Keroro, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
It'll be a two-parter, so...
**[24:16] ---**
...we'll give it our best!
# E154 - Keroro: Farewell, Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XKN0/keroro-farewell-sergeant-keroro-sir)
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**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sounds ring out and they reach you.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Oto ga natte todoite'te
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
They linger on, and they teach you.
**[00:18] [SONG] ---**
Sore ga ato ni tsunagattari ne
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
The words I sing and the sights I see...
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Utau kotoba to mieru keshiki to
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
But never mind that, 'cause I gotta sleep!
**[00:24] [SONG] ---**
Sonna koto yori nemui ne
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
The rain passed by and gave me a shock.
**[00:27] [SONG] ---**
Ame ga satte odoroite
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
The sky cleared up and I'm like, "What?"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Soto ga harete utagattari ne
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Should I buy an umbrella,
or should I just watch out?
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kasa o kau to ka ki o tsukeru to ka
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
I've had enough of showing off my clout.
**[00:35] [SONG] ---**
Mou sanzan furutte
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
You tell me first to get stronger!
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Mazu wa joubu ni naru tte
***SIGN*** Strategy Meeting
Gundam Models
Cleaning
Laundry
Gundam Models again
Training
Good night
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll get bigger!
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku ookiku naru tte
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Asu wa shoubu ni naru tte
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[00:59] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
You tell me soon I'll start to miss 'em all.
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Hayaku aitaku naru tte
**[01:31] ---**
The Giant Invasion Beast closes in on Earth.
**[01:33] ---**
Refused reinforcements
from Keron Army HQ,
**[01:36] ---**
the Keroro Platoon moved out
to protect the Earth.
**[01:38] ---**
But their enemy was simply too enormous.
**[01:41] ---**
Sergeant Keroro was
sent to Davy Jones's Space Locker.
**[01:44] ---**
What will be the fate of Earth?!
**[01:50] ---**
Keroro: Farewell, Sergeant Keroro, Sir!
**[01:57] ---**
Sis! It's Sarge!
**[02:00] ---**
I can't get hold of him,
and he's acting really strange!
**[02:04] ---**
He always acts strange.
**[02:12] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! It's terrible!
**[02:14] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[02:19] ---**
This is one of the mysterious tables that
wreaked havoc around the city recently.
**[02:24] ---**
That's...
**[02:25] ---**
Sarge's table mech.
**[02:27] ---**
So, it was indeed Master Keroro...
**[02:29] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[02:31] ---**
We've determined that this table had been
receiving special EM waves from space.
**[02:36] ---**
EM waves...
**[02:38] ---**
...from space?
**[02:39] ---**
When we had them search for the
transmission source of the EM waves,
**[02:43] ---**
we discovered this.
**[02:46] ---**
What is that?
**[02:48] ---**
According to the report,
**[02:49] ---**
it is a giant creature 2,000 m in height.
**[02:54] ---**
No way!
**[02:55] ---**
A giant creature?
**[02:57] ---**
Yes.
**[02:58] ---**
The government is refraining from making
this public due to risk of panic, but...
**[03:02] ---**
...it is heading towards Earth.
**[03:06] ---**
Wait... the stupid frog said...
**[03:10] ---**
There's a horrendous giant invading
beast closing in on Pekopon, and...
**[03:15] ---**
Sarge knew about this, and...
**[03:19] ---**
That's... your present!
**[03:22] ---**
Don't tell me... Sarge tried
to fight that thing, and...
**[03:26] ---**
Gero!!
**[03:28] ---**
Sarge...
**[03:29] ---**
There's no way they'd do that!
**[03:32] ---**
They're invaders, you know.
**[03:34] ---**
Why would they... do that to protect Earth?
**[03:37] ---**
It's obviously just another
stupid invasion plan!
**[03:42] ---**
Sis!
**[03:46] ---**
Stupid frog! Where are you?!
**[03:49] ---**
Get out here! If you don't pack this in,
I'm going to be mad at you!
**[03:52] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:54] ---**
Uncle, you have to hear this!
**[03:57] ---**
I got lost in Alien Town
and discovered something amazing!
**[04:02] ---**
Or, like, earth shattering?
**[04:04] ---**
Mois-chan...
**[04:05] ---**
Huh? Isn't Uncle there with you?
**[04:09] ---**
Well, the thing is...
**[04:10] ---**
What are you doing there, poyo?!
**[04:13] ---**
You need to evacuate quickly, poya!
**[04:14] ---**
The entirety of Alien Town
has already evacuated, poya!
**[04:18] ---**
What do you mean, evacuate?!
**[04:21] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[04:22] ---**
I have a favor to ask of you, poyo!
**[04:26] ---**
What's this hole, poya?
**[04:29] ---**
Ah, I found that!
**[04:33] ---**
It looks like some kind of ruin, or...
**[04:34] ---**
I'll look inside, poya!
**[04:37] ---**
Natsumi-san, we'll have to
talk about this later, poyo!
**[04:39] ---**
Wait a second, poyo!
**[04:45] ---**
We should go, too.
**[04:51] ---**
This looks more like the bridge of an
alien spacecraft than an ancient ruin...
**[04:55] ---**
It is, poyo!
**[04:57] ---**
It's the bridge of a giant
legendary spaceship, poyo!
**[05:00] ---**
That's the first I'm hearing of this, poya.
**[05:03] ---**
Alien Town, Side 6,
**[05:05] ---**
is said to have been made many
thousands of years ago, poyo.
**[05:09] ---**
And according to legend,
the aliens who first built Side 6
**[05:14] ---**
made sure that they could escape
from Pekopon at any time...
**[05:19] ---**
...by transforming the whole of
Alien Town into a giant robot, poyo!
**[05:25] ---**
And this is that legendary robot?
**[05:28] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[05:30] ---**
The truth is... this planet
is in grave danger, poyo.
**[05:35] ---**
That's a secret from the Pekoponians, poya!
**[05:38] ---**
I know that, poyo!
**[05:40] ---**
But if this planet really does
find itself in big trouble...
**[05:44] ---**
...please use this Alien Town robot, poyo!
**[05:48] ---**
Okay, everyone, please take
care of yourselves, poyo!
**[05:52] ---**
Ah, wait a second!
**[05:54] ---**
I knew it...
**[05:56] ---**
That giant creature is coming for Earth.
**[06:00] ---**
No...
**[06:01] ---**
Umm...
**[06:03] ---**
What do you mean, giant creature?
**[06:06] ---**
And where in the world
are Uncle and the others?
**[06:18] ---**
Uncle has...?!
**[06:19] ---**
Yes...
**[06:21] ---**
I suddenly got cut off.
**[06:24] ---**
That giant creature probably...
**[06:28] ---**
It's okay.
**[06:30] ---**
Uncle is fine. I'm sure he'll be back.
**[06:34] ---**
The Uncle I love could never
lose to something like that.
**[06:39] ---**
I believe in him.
**[06:41] ---**
Mois-chan...
**[06:43] ---**
Okay! Let's fight!
**[06:46] ---**
Let's fight the giant creature
with this robot!
**[06:49] ---**
Are you out of your mind?!
**[06:51] ---**
And if this is Alien Town, then
right above us is the shopping district!
***SIGN*** Boutique Oka
**[06:55] ---**
If we move a giant robot about,
the shopping district will erupt into panic!
**[07:01] ---**
If that's what you're worried about,
it'll be fine, I have a plan.
***SIGN*** Stationery Shop Rice Shop
**[07:12] ---**
An emergency has arisen!
**[07:14] ---**
Please evacuate from this
shopping district immediately!
**[07:18] ---**
I repeat.
**[07:19] ---**
An emergency has arisen!
**[07:21] ---**
Ah, look at that!
**[07:29] ---**
This area's dangerous!
Please clear out at once!
**[07:41] ---**
Please take shelter quickly!
**[07:43] ---**
Please hurry and evacuate to the
Nishizawas' specially-built shelter!
**[07:48] ---**
Aliens!
**[07:51] ---**
Pekoponians!
**[07:54] ---**
We are vicious invading aliens, sir!
**[07:57] ---**
Surrender at once!
**[07:59] ---**
Obey our directions and
we will let you... live...
**[08:02] ---**
U-Umm... errr...
Hurry up and evacuate!
**[08:06] ---**
Or, like, conquest complete?
**[08:12] ---**
The people have stopped evacuating!
**[08:19] ---**
What's up with them?
**[08:20] ---**
Aren't they just costumes?
**[08:21] ---**
Please evacuate quickly!
**[08:23] ---**
Wh-What shall we do...
**[08:24] ---**
I knew this wouldn't be good enough
to make them evacuate!
**[08:27] ---**
I had the idea of invading the
shopping district in Sarge's place, but...
**[08:37] ---**
Wh-What is that?
***SIGN*** Fumi Pharmacy
**[08:46] ---**
Real aliens!
**[08:48] ---**
Please evacuate quickly!
**[08:59] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:01] ---**
Gero!
**[09:02] ---**
Thought I was done for...
**[09:07] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
**[09:10] ---**
How can you speak so calmly?!
**[09:12] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[09:14] ---**
You made us so worried!
**[09:16] ---**
Uncle...
**[09:18] ---**
I'm so glad...
**[09:20] ---**
You were all safe...
**[09:22] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Keroro Ramen
**[09:25] ---**
I see... So that's what happened, sir.
**[09:29] ---**
I didn't know Alien Town
could transform into a giant robot.
**[09:33] ---**
Think I've heard rumors of that someplace...
**[09:35] ---**
Then you should've mentioned it!
**[09:37] ---**
We've finished evacuating everyone
from the shopping district.
**[09:40] ---**
Thank you.
**[09:41] ---**
Then it's time for you guys
to get out of here, too.
**[09:43] ---**
Right!
**[09:44] ---**
Milady Momoka...
**[09:46] ---**
It's okay, Paul. Don't worry.
**[09:49] ---**
Take care!
***SIGN*** Maruyama Deli
**[09:55] ---**
If you really succeed in your invasion,
**[09:59] ---**
I wonder if this is what it'll be like.
**[10:01] ---**
Well, our invasion will be a
peaceful one too, after all, sir!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Shopping District
**[10:06] ---**
Then it might not be so bad to be invaded.
**[10:10] ---**
Is this the PG Sazabi
that was only just announced?!
**[10:14] ---**
I could get it right now
without even lining up, s—
**[10:17] ---**
Now is not the time...
**[10:18] ---**
He's closing in on us!
**[10:18] ---**
Ahh! Sazabi!
**[10:20] ---**
We need to hurry to Alien Town!
**[10:22] ---**
Good grief...
**[10:24] ---**
So? Are you going to contact Mom?
**[10:26] ---**
Let's not. I don't want to worry her.
**[10:30] ---**
You're right.
**[10:31] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:35] ---**
Well, then, men,
**[10:37] ---**
let's go, sir!
**[10:47] ---**
What's this?!
**[10:49] ---**
That's amazing!
**[10:53] ---**
I get it! Then this one must be mine, sir!
***SIGN*** Body Fat 30%
**[10:59] ---**
Something seems wrong.
**[11:00] ---**
Found the manual.
**[11:02] ---**
Gero? Great find, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[11:07] ---**
So thick...
**[11:10] ---**
Uhh... how to start it up...
**[11:13] ---**
Okay, first, Master Fuyuki!
You do this part, sir!
**[11:16] ---**
O-Okay.
**[11:17] ---**
Press that D-pad as I tell you, sir.
**[11:21] ---**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Right Left Right Up
Down Right Up Down Down
Right Left Left Down Right
Up Down Up Down Right
**[11:22] ---**
Right left right up down right up down
down right left left down right up...!
**[11:25] ---**
Umm...
**[11:26] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[11:28] ---**
Sis!
**[11:29] ---**
Once more, please.
**[11:31] ---**
Right left right up down right up down down
right left left down right up down down up down!
**[11:35] ---**
Next, Lady Momoka!
Hold circle and press START!
**[11:39] ---**
Roger!
**[11:40] ---**
Giroro, Tamama!
**[11:41] ---**
Right right up down right down down
and then A and B at the same time!
**[11:44] ---**
R-Right!
**[11:45] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** No Entry
**[11:53] ---**
Milady...
**[12:08] ---**
Gero...
**[12:29] ---**
Well, then...
**[12:30] ---**
Our target is *him.*
**[12:32] ---**
Move out!!
**[12:33] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Deep in the Kunlun Mountains China
**[12:41] ---**
Meanwhile. Deep in the
Kunlun Mountains, China.
**[12:50] ---**
Dororo? Is something wrong?
**[12:55] ---**
All right! It's finally time
for our transformation, sir!
***SIGN*** Commence Transformation
**[12:59] ---**
Transformation.
**[13:01] ---**
Transformation.
**[13:11] ---**
Right left right left down
up down up right left!
**[13:14] ---**
Circle cross circle cross down!
**[13:19] ---**
Circle cross cross circle cross down A!
**[13:22] ---**
Button mash button mash!
**[13:34] ---**
Right up down right circle
cross triangle A B B A
**[13:38] ---**
left down A C circle circle
cross cross down down up
**[13:41] ---**
right left right down up
cross circle A B
**[13:43] ---**
left A down right circle cross
triangle B A left down A C...
**[13:46] ---**
Daaaah! Is it still not done transforming?!
**[13:48] ---**
It's a massive ship 2,000 m long.
**[13:51] ---**
It's not even one-fifth transformed yet.
**[13:59] ---**
Something's approaching!
**[14:01] ---**
Or, like, all-in gamble?!
**[14:03] ---**
He's here!!
**[14:07] ---**
Hurry up and resume transformation, sir!
**[14:12] ---**
Zezeze... tototoso.
**[14:16] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[14:18] ---**
Gero?
**[14:19] ---**
What?
**[14:23] ---**
That can't be...!
**[14:25] ---**
Galulu!
**[14:26] ---**
Merely eliminating an enemy I encountered
en route to a platoon vacation.
**[14:32] ---**
It was a pretty sudden
platoon vacation, though...
**[14:34] ---**
I thought it was weird.
**[14:37] ---**
This explains everything.
**[14:40] ---**
Here we come, Zezezettototoso!
**[14:42] ---**
Ooh!
**[14:43] ---**
First Lieutenant Galulu, I'm impressed!
***SIGN*** Zezezettototoso
**[14:45] ---**
You can say his whole name
without tripping up!
**[14:48] ---**
Now's not the time!!
**[14:49] ---**
Fiiiiire!!
**[14:56] ---**
Left down right down up up down
down left left right right
**[15:00] ---**
left right left right down down up up!
**[15:02] ---**
Mash mash mash!
**[15:07] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[15:09] ---**
Zezeze...
**[15:11] ---**
Almost done transforming now.
**[15:13] ---**
Button mash button mash!
**[15:27] ---**
It's no good. There are too many
enemies to have an effect!
**[15:30] ---**
Darn it all...
**[15:31] ---**
We're out of ammo!
**[15:32] ---**
What?!
**[15:33] ---**
Take this and that
and this and that and...
**[15:35] ---**
Just a bit more...
**[15:36] ---**
Up up down circle cross
left right right right
**[15:39] ---**
down circle up... Gero?
**[15:42] ---**
Transformation will complete in 5...
**[15:46] ---**
4...
**[15:48] ---**
3...
**[15:49] ---**
2...
**[15:50] ---**
1...
**[15:52] ---**
0.
**[15:53] ---**
Transformation complete.
**[16:01] ---**
Galulu!
**[16:01] ---**
Okay! Let's go, sir!
**[16:03] ---**
Alien Town, Side 6 Robot!!
**[16:07] ---**
Robot!!
**[16:10] ---**
Wait, what's with this ship?
**[16:12] ---**
Isn't it this? The transformed robot...
**[16:15] ---**
Maybe this is...
***SIGN*** Side 01
**[16:17] ---**
Side 1. Side 2.
***SIGN*** Side 02
***SIGN*** Side 03
**[16:19] ---**
Side 3. Side 4.
***SIGN*** Side 04
***SIGN*** Side 05
**[16:21] ---**
Side 5. And Side 6.
***SIGN*** Side 06
**[16:24] ---**
Gero!!
**[16:26] ---**
Then this ship is just the right arm?!
**[16:30] ---**
It's no good! I can't lose him!
**[16:32] ---**
Power is down 89.7%!
**[16:36] ---**
Is this as far as we go?
**[16:38] ---**
Ah!
**[16:39] ---**
Giroro's brother is...!
**[16:40] ---**
I-Isn't there anything we can do?!
**[16:43] ---**
My honorable leader!
**[16:45] ---**
Gero?!
***SIGN*** Side 5
***SIGN*** Side 4
***SIGN*** Side 3
***SIGN*** Side 2
***SIGN*** Side 1
**[17:04] ---**
My humblest apologies for the delay!
**[17:07] ---**
Dororo!
**[17:07] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[17:10] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[17:11] ---**
We're breaking the rules
to come and help, poyo!
**[17:15] ---**
Don't tell headquarters, poya!
**[17:17] ---**
Poyon-chan and Poyan-chan!
**[17:19] ---**
Or, like, deeply thankful?
**[17:26] ---**
Guys...
**[17:28] ---**
Thank you all, sir!
**[17:31] ---**
Okay! Then let's get straight to transforming
and fusing this Alien Town robot!
***SIGN*** Transform Fusion
**[18:06] ---**
This is...!
**[18:08] ---**
Why do they all spin around when they fuse?!
**[18:12] ---**
My honorable leader! It is him!
**[18:18] ---**
Weak point identified!
**[18:20] ---**
The shins!
**[18:22] ---**
Okay! Attack, poyo!
**[18:25] ---**
Gero?
**[18:42] ---**
Ze...
**[18:50] ---**
Gero!
**[18:51] ---**
Did we get him?!
**[18:53] ---**
Gero?
**[19:02] ---**
Gero!
**[19:11] ---**
Hold on, Nishizawa-san.
**[19:13] ---**
O-Okay!
**[19:15] ---**
Zezeze...
**[19:21] ---**
It is impossible to control!
**[19:23] ---**
Gero!
**[19:24] ---**
Uncle, stay strong!
**[19:26] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:28] ---**
Zezeze...
**[19:30] ---**
Gero!
**[19:31] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:53] ---**
I've had enough of you now, sir!
**[19:57] ---**
I'll take you on, sir!
**[19:59] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero!
**[20:00] [SONG] ---**
Forward ho! To conquer Earth!
**[20:02] ---**
Kero! Ah...
**[20:06] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
***SIGN*** Space Banana Peel
**[20:06] ---**
Or, like, space banana peel?
**[20:08] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[20:19] ---**
Gero!
**[20:21] ---**
Gero..
**[20:22] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[20:24] ---**
Zezeze...
**[20:26] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[20:29] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[20:32] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
***SIGN*** Space
Banana
Peel
**[20:37] ---**
Ze...?
**[20:39] [SONG] ---**
Piro piro piro! When mounting a charge,
use the moving walkway.
**[20:46] [SONG] ---**
Pi-piro piro! Wake up early,
oversleep, and then fall asleep again.
**[20:53] [SONG] ---**
What a bargain! I bought
these things I do not need.
**[20:55] ---**
Zezeze...
**[20:56] [SONG] ---**
When there's something I want,
I don't have the money.
**[21:00] [SONG] ---**
Keep on grumbling, Keron!
**[21:03] [SONG] ---**
Ah, even when the lightning strikes,
I have no belly button to hide!
**[21:04] ---**
Zezeze...
**[21:07] [SONG] ---**
Well, then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[21:11] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero! Kero! Kero!
**[21:16] ---**
And so peace on Earth was saved
by a single space banana.
**[21:21] ---**
Wait, so I don't get credit?
**[21:24] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[21:27] ---**
But it's hard to believe that
there was such an amazing battle.
**[21:31] ---**
We've made sure to erase the
citizens' memories, so...
**[21:35] ---**
Gero?!
**[21:36] ---**
The Gundam model you gave me...
**[21:39] ---**
I lost it in space, sir...
**[21:42] ---**
It's okay.
**[21:43] ---**
Gero?
**[21:45] ---**
We can just buy it again.
**[21:48] ---**
Even now, that Gundam model is floating
somewhere in space, you know.
**[21:52] ---**
What a romantic picture, sir.
**[21:54] ---**
Okay, I should start getting dinner ready!
**[21:57] ---**
Ah! I want an omelette!
**[21:59] ---**
I want a hamburger steak!
**[22:01] ---**
Gotta be curry.
**[22:03] ---**
You can leave the shopping to me, ma'am!
**[22:05] ---**
I will come, too!
**[22:07] ---**
Do you realize we're invaders?!
**[22:09] ---**
We should invade! Invade!
**[22:13] ---**
It seems the daily life of the Hinata family
and Sergeant Keroro's platoon
**[22:15] ---**
will continue for some time yet.
**[22:17] ---**
Or, like, peaceful future?
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
When we're together,
we're a pair of fools.
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Omae to itsumo baka dake yatte
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Let's be like that forever,
like we were in school.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
kawaranai tte aikawarazu datte
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Every day, every night,
every waking hour,
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
mainichi maiban shirokujichuu
itsudemo bokura wa yume no tochuu
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Never stop dreaming
with our heads in the cloud!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Both of us each of us busy as bees!
Making a scene! Alone in the city!
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Otagai sorezore isogashii sawagashii
machi no naka de hitori
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
I wanna say belief pulled me through,
**[22:45] [SONG] ---**
Shinjite nantoka yatte kita tte
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
With a smile and my chest
puffed out. Isn't that true?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Mune hatte waratte ikitai na Sou darou?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
I won't discover myself
through someone else's eyes.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Dareka to kurabete jibun shiru you na
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I don't want a boring tomorrow like that!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
tsumaranai ashita wa iranai
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll believe in myself.
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Jibun o shinjiyou
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
We'd hold each other's hands
and both walk slowly.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Te o tsunagi yukkuri to aruite'ku kitto
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
I only wish these days could
keep on going for evermore!
**[23:33] [SONG] ---**
Kono hi ga eien ni zutto
tsuzukeba ii no ni naa
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
The thing I love most, that keeps me strong,
is meeting new people and things.
**[23:40] [SONG] ---**
Aisu beki deai ga boku o sasaete'ru