# Season 2 (52-103)
# E52 - Keroro Standing on Earth Once Again! / Tamama, Black Tamama
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P43K/keroro-standing-on-earth-once-again--tamama-black-tamama)
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***SIGN*** Toad Nebula
**[00:01] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
***SIGN*** 58th Planet
***SIGN*** Space Invasion Force
**[00:04] ---**
of the Space Invasion Force of
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
***SIGN*** Special Advance Team
***SIGN*** Leader
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[00:08] ---**
...Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[00:10] ---**
There's no way I'll let you
have your way!
**[00:13] ---**
Nishizawa-san's in trouble.
**[00:17] ---**
I am Tamama Mk-II!
**[00:18] ---**
I am Black Tamama!
**[00:20] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, save me!
**[00:22] ---**
Come on, Master Fuyuki!
**[00:24] ---**
You Pekoponians are like insects.
**[00:27] ---**
We're friends, aren't we?!
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:33] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[02:02] ---**
Early in the 21st century,
**[02:03] ---**
Earth faced a threat from
unknown extra-terrestrial life forms.
**[02:20] ---**
The evil reach of these invaders
**[02:22] ---**
touched the skies,
**[02:24] ---**
and the seas,
**[02:25] ---**
and even the towns where people lived,
swooping down mercilessly!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Kulukulukulu... Girogirogiro... Tamatamatama...
**[02:38] ---**
Upwards of a year later,
**[02:40] ---**
the conflict between Earthlings
and the extra-terrestrial life forms
**[02:43] ---**
showed signs of quieting down,
**[02:44] ---**
and the world had welcomed
a brief period of peace.
***SIGN*** Gu-boing
***SIGN*** Gu-boing
**[03:18] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, you stay here.
**[03:21] ---**
Roger.
***SIGN*** Glitch
**[03:31] ---**
Gero?!
**[03:43] ---**
Gero!
**[03:50] ---**
The Kero Ball...
**[03:52] ---**
As long as I have this...
***SIGN*** Gerori
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[03:57] ---**
Yes! We know this repulsive laugh!
**[04:01] ---**
We know this eerie, hollow gaze!
**[04:05] ---**
The dreaded invader has
touched down on Earth once again.
**[04:09] ---**
His name is...
**[04:12] ---**
Keroro Rising Once Again, Sir!
**[04:20] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[04:23] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[04:25] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?!
**[04:31] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki, first-year student
in middle school.
**[04:33] ---**
He loves the occult more than anything.
**[04:35] ---**
Don't introduce me in
a lame scene like this!
**[04:39] ---**
His grades are extremely average.
**[04:41] ---**
And he is absolutely terrible at sports.
**[04:43] ---**
Sis, what's all the fuss about?
**[04:45] ---**
Fuyuki, we've got a major
problem with the fridge!
**[04:49] ---**
Hinata Natsumi.
**[04:51] ---**
Excellent in both academics and athletics,
**[04:53] ---**
she is a second-year student
in middle school.
**[04:54] ---**
Her three sizes are...
**[04:55] ---**
Okay, stop right there!
**[04:56] ---**
Pardon me.
**[04:58] ---**
So, what's up with the fridge?
**[05:00] ---**
Check this out!
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[05:03] ---**
See? And everything
in there is frozen rock solid!
**[05:07] ---**
I wonder if it's broken.
**[05:09] ---**
But even if it were...
***SIGN*** Bwonk!
***SIGN*** Bwonk
***SIGN*** Bwonk
**[05:13] ---**
The sink keeps making ominous noises!
***SIGN*** Bwonk
***SIGN*** Bwonk
**[05:16] ---**
It's not like we even drained our
yakisoba cup noodles down the sink.
***SIGN*** Bwonk
***SIGN*** Bwonk
**[05:19] ---**
So, why?
***SIGN*** Bwonk
***SIGN*** Bwonk
**[05:21] ---**
A guest?
***SIGN*** Bwonk
***SIGN*** Ding dong
**[05:22] ---**
Coming! Who is...
***SIGN*** Ding dong
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Ding dong
***SIGN*** Ding dong
**[05:29] ---**
That's strange.
There's no one there.
***SIGN*** Scuttle Scuttle
***SIGN*** Kricka Kricka Kricka
***SIGN*** Drag
***SIGN*** Drag
***SIGN*** Squich
***SIGN*** Squich
***SIGN*** Squich
***SIGN*** Klaka Klaka Klaka
***SIGN*** Ka-pong
**[05:41] ---**
Th-This is...
**[05:43] ---**
We're hearing weird noises
from all over the house!
**[05:46] ---**
This is what people call
a poltergeist phenomenon!
**[05:49] ---**
Wrong!
**[05:50] ---**
There's only one person
who would harass us like this!
**[05:53] ---**
Hey! You stupid frog! Come on out!
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Gu-boing
**[06:03] ---**
That's...
**[06:04] ---**
Dressed up in some wacko cosplay again...
**[06:08] ---**
My foolish Pekoponian friends,
**[06:11] ---**
how did you feel waking up this morning?
**[06:14] ---**
Enough of this ridiculous act!
Show your face already!
**[06:18] ---**
Gero...
**[06:19] ---**
I knew you were behind this, you stupid frog!
**[06:22] ---**
Huh? "Stupid frog"? Who's that?
**[06:28] ---**
Gero.
**[06:30] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
***SIGN*** Toad Nebula
***SIGN*** 58th Planet
***SIGN*** Space Invasion Force
**[06:35] ---**
of the Space Invasion Force of
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
***SIGN*** Special Advance Team
***SIGN*** Leader
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[06:42] ---**
...Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[06:44] ---**
Isn't it kind of late for that?
**[06:46] ---**
What in the world is going on here, Sarge?
**[06:48] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[06:49] ---**
Thus far, I have blended in
with the Hinata family,
**[06:51] ---**
behaving as though I were a
model hard worker, but that was all an act!
**[06:55] ---**
It was a performance to lower the guards
of you foolish Pekoponians!
**[07:00] ---**
You seemed to be enjoying yourself
an awful lot for all that.
***SIGN*** Eep
**[07:02] ---**
Gero!
**[07:03] ---**
Besides, you slacked off all the time.
**[07:05] ---**
Gero gero.
**[07:07] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, bring it to me!
**[07:09] ---**
You got it.
***SIGN*** Ku ku ku ku...
**[07:13] ---**
Hey!
**[07:14] ---**
That's that dangerous ball!
**[07:16] ---**
Sarge, you took it without our permission?!
**[07:18] ---**
The ultimate all-purpose item,
given only to COs of the Keron Army,
**[07:23] ---**
the Kero Ball!
**[07:24] ---**
With this back in my possession,
I am now invincible!
***SIGN*** Bwonk
**[07:29] ---**
Listen to that!
You can hear them, can't you?
***SIGN*** Bwonk
***SIGN*** Bwonk
**[07:31] ---**
My minions, summoned from all
across the universe by the Kero Ball,
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[07:34] ---**
skulking about the house!
***SIGN*** Ding dong
***SIGN*** Ding dong
***SIGN*** Squich
***SIGN*** Squich
**[07:37] ---**
This house is already practically
under my control, sir!
***SIGN*** Ka-pong
**[07:44] ---**
They're so noisy!
**[07:45] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[07:47] ---**
It would be in your best interest to
surrender without a fight, ma'am.
**[07:50] ---**
Get real!
**[07:51] ---**
Gero.
**[07:52] ---**
And click.
**[07:55] ---**
What?!
**[08:00] ---**
Huh?! What's going on?!
**[08:02] ---**
That's so mean, Sarge!
**[08:04] ---**
Take that, and that!
**[08:07] ---**
Hey, stop that!
**[08:09] ---**
Kiss my butt, sir!
**[08:12] ---**
Once more, I will take
the Hinata residence
**[08:13] ---**
as the forward base for
the invasion of Pekopon,
**[08:16] ---**
and you people will
become my puppets, sir!
**[08:19] ---**
There's no way I'll let you
have your way!
**[08:24] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[08:26] ---**
If you don't surrender quickly,
**[08:27] ---**
I'll put you in even more
embarrassing poses.
**[08:31] ---**
No matter what, we'll never surrender!
**[08:34] ---**
Stop this already, Sarge!
**[08:36] ---**
Gero!
**[08:37] ---**
We're friends, aren't we?!
***SIGN*** Friends
**[08:41] ---**
F-ri-en-ds!
**[08:44] ---**
Friends...
**[08:46] ---**
Friends... Friends...
**[08:49] ---**
Friends...
**[08:51] ---**
Master Fuyuki, this is
the same pattern as before.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[08:55] ---**
Take that, and that, and that!
**[09:02] ---**
Gero?
**[09:03] ---**
Heat source approaching.
**[09:04] ---**
Uh oh. This is Hinata Aki's signature.
**[09:07] ---**
Gero?! Lady Mom?!
**[09:09] ---**
Mom?!
***SIGN*** Most Powerful Hinata Residence Life Form
**[09:10] ---**
The most powerful Hinata
residence life form: Lady Mom.
**[09:13] ---**
I never imagined she'd
come home at this hour!
**[09:17] ---**
Hinata Aki.
**[09:18] ---**
Mother to Fuyuki and Natsumi,
**[09:20] ---**
and also the editor of the
manga magazine *Shonen Alpha.*
**[09:24] ---**
Her age is...
**[09:24] ---**
...a secret.
**[09:26] ---**
Pardon me.
**[09:28] ---**
I'm so glad Mr. Yoshizaki finished up
his manuscript early again this month.
**[09:32] ---**
Gero!
**[09:34] ---**
This is the end of your
ambitious plot, stupid frog.
**[09:37] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[09:40] ---**
To us Keronians,
you Pekoponians are like insects.
***SIGN*** Wreck
***SIGN*** Chaos
***SIGN*** Strike
***SIGN*** Destroy
**[09:45] ---**
Even with Lady Mom, the most
powerful Hinata, as my opponent,
**[09:48] ---**
it's no problem!
**[09:52] ---**
But your knees are shaking a little.
***SIGN*** Shaking
***SIGN*** Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[09:57] ---**
Gero! First strike wins!
**[09:59] ---**
Mom!
**[10:02] ---**
Go, funnels!
**[10:04] ---**
Mom!
***SIGN*** Unbelievable
**[10:19] ---**
Gero! F-For real?!
**[10:24] ---**
What are these?
**[10:27] ---**
They're alive!
**[10:35] ---**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[10:44] ---**
Oh, Kero-chan!
**[10:46] ---**
And Kulu-chan, too!
**[10:47] ---**
What's going on?
**[10:48] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[10:50] ---**
G-Gero...
**[10:52] ---**
I-It isn't over yet, sir.
**[10:56] ---**
M-My magnificent second season...
***SIGN*** Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
***SIGN*** Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
***SIGN*** Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
***SIGN*** Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
**[11:09] ---**
My Zeta... My Zeta dream!
***SIGN*** Keroro! Keroro! Keroro! Keroro!
***SIGN*** April
Natsumi Keroro Fuyuki Keroro Keroro
**[11:22] ---**
Okay, you there! Once you're done,
go clean up the kitchen.
**[11:25] ---**
Yes, ma'am! Right away!
**[11:30] ---**
It really does feel good to work hard
with sweat on your brow!
**[11:34] ---**
Thus, Sergeant Keroro's ambitious plot
crumbled without much of a fight,
**[11:38] ---**
and once again, the Kero Ball
**[11:39] ---**
fell under the supervision
of the Hinata family.
**[11:42] ---**
Tch.
***SIGN*** Tch...
**[11:44] ---**
Um, by the way, where are the
other members of your platoon?
***SIGN*** Gulp...
***SIGN*** Awkward Silence
**[11:50] ---**
Oh? It looks like I asked
something that I shouldn't have.
**[11:54] ---**
Hey! The bath is overflowing!
**[11:57] ---**
Yes, ma'am! Coming!
**[11:59] ---**
Thus, Sergeant Keroro
once again found himself living
**[12:02] ---**
as a freeloader/maid
to the Hinata family.
**[12:06] ---**
What will this new future hold
for the Earthlings and aliens?
**[12:18] ---**
Now, no sooner did the
second season begin,
**[12:20] ---**
than Sergeant Keroro had his
ambitious plan shattered with ease.
**[12:23] ---**
Dishes are done, sir!
**[12:25] ---**
Good work.
**[12:27] ---**
Okay, take care of the ironing next.
**[12:29] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[12:30] ---**
Just you watch, sir!
**[12:33] ---**
Right about now, my loyal subordinate,
Private 2nd Class Tamama, is...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
**[12:37] ---**
Right about now...!
**[12:41] ---**
Oh, it's Nishizawa-san.
**[12:43] ---**
It's from Momoka-chan?
**[12:44] ---**
Nice one!
**[12:45] ---**
Huh? What?
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Momoka
**[12:49] ---**
Hello?
**[12:50] ---**
I am Momoka.
**[12:52] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[12:54] ---**
Something terrible... and dreadful...
**[12:57] ---**
Huh?
**[12:58] ---**
Please, there is no time for... zzz...
**[13:01] ---**
Save me...
**[13:02] ---**
Gagagaga...
**[13:04] ---**
I am... zzz... Momoka...
**[13:07] ---**
...of the Nishizawa family...
**[13:08] ---**
...Momoka...
**[13:10] ---**
Click.
**[13:10] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[13:12] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:13] ---**
What could have possibly
happened to Nishizawa-san?
***SIGN*** Gu-boing
**[13:20] ---**
Tamama: Black Tamama, Sir!
**[13:25] ---**
Fuyuki, where are you going?
**[13:27] ---**
It looks like Nishizawa-san's in trouble.
**[13:29] ---**
See you later!
**[13:32] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki-sama, I presume?
**[13:34] ---**
I am, but...
**[13:35] ---**
We have been waiting for you.
**[13:37] ---**
Milady Momoka is in great trouble.
**[13:39] ---**
Come, please get in quickly.
**[13:41] ---**
Uh, okay.
**[13:46] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka-chan is heiress
**[13:47] ---**
to the Nishizawa Group,
a large, world-famous corporation.
**[13:52] ---**
She is incredibly rich.
**[14:00] ---**
Wow...
**[14:02] ---**
What a grand mansion this is...
**[14:04] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:06] ---**
That's Nishizawa-san.
**[14:10] ---**
Huh? Huh?
**[14:14] ---**
What the...?!
**[14:21] ---**
Nishizawa-san's home is...
**[14:23] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:24] ---**
Huh?
**[14:27] ---**
Help me!
**[14:29] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[14:31] ---**
N-Nishizawa-san's in big trouble...
**[14:34] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:35] ---**
Hi, Fukki!
**[14:37] ---**
Tamama!
**[14:39] ---**
Why did Nishizawa-san's home get wrecked?
**[14:41] ---**
It did not just "get wrecked."
I wrecked it!
**[14:45] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[14:47] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[14:50] ---**
I am no longer the cute and lovely
Tama-chan of yesterday!
***SIGN*** Heart
***SIGN*** Evil
**[14:59] ---**
I am Tamama Mk-II, and I have awakened
to honest-to-goodness evil!
**[15:03] ---**
I am Black Tamama!
**[15:05] ---**
Tama-tama Mk-II?
**[15:07] ---**
And I am Nishizawa Momoka, taken hostage!
**[15:11] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, save me!
**[15:14] ---**
Or something really terrible will happen!
**[15:18] ---**
Something really terrible?!
**[15:20] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero!
**[15:26] ---**
Good work, Private 2nd
Class Tamama, sir!
**[15:29] ---**
Yay! Mr. Sergeant praised me!
**[15:32] ---**
Sarge, I thought you'd gone back
to being the good old, kind sergeant!
**[15:37] ---**
You are a fool, Pekoponian!
**[15:39] ---**
That was an act to make
the enemy lower their guard.
**[15:44] ---**
While I may have failed to take control
of the Hinata residence...
**[15:47] ---**
Oh, did that not work out?
**[15:49] ---**
No...
***SIGN*** No...
**[15:50] ---**
However!
**[15:51] ---**
It was because Private 2nd Class
Tamama's operation was in progress
**[15:55] ---**
that I dared to pretend that I had lost!
**[15:58] ---**
That's my Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, dear! Never mind all that!
Hurry up and rescue me!
**[16:06] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:07] ---**
This is my trump card,
the land fortress Ta Mamama Qu!
**[16:12] ---**
Tama... ma-ma mama-ku?
**[16:15] ---**
This is seriously awesome,
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[16:18] ---**
I had no idea you had
something this incredible prepared!
**[16:21] ---**
Ahem!
**[16:22] ---**
Save me, Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:25] ---**
Or something so terrible will happen,
it will be irreparable!
**[16:29] ---**
I understand! Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
**[16:38] ---**
Look at how Fuyuki-kun is throwing
himself into doing this for me...
**[16:43] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka is deeply touched!
***SIGN*** Sigh...
**[16:53] ---**
It seems like Fuyuki-kun and
I should be getting closer,
**[16:55] ---**
and yet, we remain so far apart.
**[16:57] ---**
What can I possibly do to get closer to him?
**[17:00] ---**
Momocchi!
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, Tama-chan.
**[17:03] ---**
Actually, I need to invade
this house for Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:08] ---**
Oh, really?
**[17:09] ---**
Yeah! So, we may as well
join forces while I'm at it!
**[17:14] ---**
Join forces?
**[17:16] ---**
They called it...
***SIGN*** Operation Prince Charming!!
**[17:17] ---**
...Operation Prince Charming!
**[17:19] ---**
I promised to serve as
a cupid of love for Momocchi,
**[17:22] ---**
and in exchange, I got her to
make this Ta Mamama Qu for me!
**[17:28] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is my Prince Charming.
**[17:31] ---**
Once he's overcome numerous
obstacles and rescued me,
**[17:35] ---**
the distance between us will be instantly...!
**[17:40] ---**
Wait! What?!
**[17:42] ---**
The distance between
Momoka-chan and Fuyuki-kun...
**[17:45] ---**
...remains unchanged.
***SIGN*** Here
**[17:46] ---**
Did you think you could storm the
land fortress Ta Mamama Qu so easily?!
**[17:51] ---**
I had not taken into account
Fukki's lack of physical strength.
**[17:56] ---**
Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
**[17:58] ---**
This operation's starting
to go down the tubes!
**[18:01] ---**
Paul, do something about it!
**[18:03] ---**
Yes, milady.
**[18:05] ---**
We have our orders from
milady Momoka!
**[18:07] ---**
Now is the time to demonstrate
what her personal guard is made of!
**[18:10] ---**
Roger!
**[18:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
***SIGN*** Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:23] ---**
This, I can manage!
**[18:24] ---**
I'm coming, Nishizawa-san!
**[18:26] ---**
Gero!
**[18:27] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[18:29] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[18:33] ---**
You will not get by me, sir!
**[18:36] ---**
Tamama Kick!
**[18:38] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Passed Out...
**[18:39] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, this is where we wait
and watch for the enemy's next move!
**[18:43] ---**
Please forgive me, Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:45] ---**
This is where Fukki has to do his part!
**[18:48] ---**
Hurry, hurry, Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:50] ---**
If you don't hurry, something
totally terrible will happen!
**[18:53] ---**
Tama tama tama! It'll be terrible!
**[18:56] ---**
Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
**[18:58] ---**
Here's the distance between them!
**[19:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:02] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:04] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[19:05] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Fuyuki-kun!
***SIGN*** Oh!
**[19:08] ---**
No! I will not let you, sir!
**[19:11] ---**
Tamama Chop!
**[19:16] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:21] ---**
Catch and shoot!
**[19:23] ---**
Roger!
**[19:28] ---**
Huh? What's going on here?
**[19:30] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, help me!
**[19:32] ---**
If you don't hurry, something
super-terrible's going to happen!
**[19:35] ---**
C'mon, now! She said terrible,
and she means terrible!
**[19:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:41] ---**
Gero! Master Fuyuki!
**[19:43] ---**
I will not let you!
**[19:45] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Gero!
**[19:50] ---**
I am sorry, Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:53] ---**
Please do not ruin Momocchi's dream!
**[19:57] ---**
C'mon, Fukki, get your butt up here!
**[20:00] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
***SIGN*** 33m Remaining
**[20:02] ---**
Oh, Fuyuki-kun is finally coming to me!
**[20:06] ---**
It's no use! I can't run any more!
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[20:10] ---**
Come on, Master Fuyuki!
**[20:19] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:20] ---**
Huh?
**[20:21] ---**
So you came to rescue me?
**[20:24] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:25] ---**
Oh, the distance between
Fuyuki-kun and me is just 2 meters now!
**[20:30] ---**
Not yet!
**[20:31] ---**
It's not over yet, sir!
**[20:35] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant!
**[20:37] ---**
I am a phoenix!
**[20:39] ---**
No matter how many times I am set ablaze,
**[20:41] ---**
I will return to life, sir!
**[20:43] ---**
Well, all that aside,
**[20:44] ---**
I also feel like I heard you say
something about a Tamama Impact?
**[20:47] ---**
Is that right, sir?
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[20:49] ---**
Tama-chan, we're really close here,
so handle this somehow, okay?
**[20:53] ---**
Momocchi...
**[20:54] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:56] ---**
I am sorry.
**[20:57] ---**
What?!
**[20:58] ---**
Hey! Tama!
**[20:59] ---**
That earlier Tamama Impact
**[21:01] ---**
was cover fire, unleashed
with love for you, Mr. Sergeant!
**[21:04] ---**
But my mouth just slipped a little!
**[21:07] ---**
Ah, so that's how it was,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[21:09] ---**
Now, Mr. Sergeant, let us fight together!
**[21:13] ---**
You two...
**[21:16] ---**
Gero?!
**[21:21] ---**
Nishizawa-san?!
**[21:25] ---**
The dark side!
***SIGN*** Dark Side
**[21:26] ---**
That's right! Momoka in her dark mode...
**[21:29] ---**
...is totally scary.
**[21:31] ---**
Oh! I have to go home
and watch *Captain Geroro.*
**[21:35] ---**
I... I also just remembered
something urgent I have to do.
**[21:38] ---**
Shaddup!
**[21:40] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[21:42] ---**
Momocchi, I am so sorry!
**[21:44] ---**
Th-This is terrible...
**[21:47] ---**
Milady...
**[21:48] ---**
Operation Prince Charming...
***SIGN*** Failed
**[21:50] ---**
...failed.
**[21:52] ---**
The cost spent on this operation
was 3.3 billion yen.
**[21:54] ---**
Restoring the mansion they wrecked
will cost 4.1 billion yen!
**[21:57] ---**
Hold it!
**[21:59] ---**
Gero!
**[21:59] ---**
Will Sergeant Keroro and Private
2nd Class Tamama be able to survive?
**[21:59] ---**
Tama!
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:37] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[23:38] ---**
Well, spring sure is upon us.
**[23:41] ---**
Or rather, well, as you saw,
**[23:43] ---**
we Keronians have resumed our
invasion of Pekopon with new vigor,
**[23:47] ---**
so are you all ready for it?!
**[23:50] ---**
Well, never mind that!
Next time, we have...
**[23:52] ---**
"Keroro: Operation Invade
the Treasure, Sir!"
**[23:55] ---**
"Angol Mois: More More
Cherry Blossom Viewing, Sir!"
**[23:58] ---**
Those two stories. What'dya think?
**[24:00] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E53 - Keroro: Operation Invadethe Treasure, Sir! / Angol Mois: More MoreCherry Blossom Viewing, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DKV0/keroro-operation-invadethe-treasure-sir--angol-mois-more-morecherry-blossom-viewing-sir)
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***SIGN*** Toad Nebula
**[00:00] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
***SIGN*** 58th Planet
***SIGN*** Space Invasion Force
**[00:03] ---**
of the Space Invasion Force of
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula...
***SIGN*** Special Advance Team
***SIGN*** Leader
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[00:07] ---**
...Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[00:09] ---**
With this, we will send the
foolish Pekoponians running
**[00:11] ---**
in one fell swoop!
**[00:13] ---**
Armageddon!
**[00:15] ---**
Or, like, never falter?
**[00:17] ---**
That darn woman!
**[00:18] ---**
Get your sorry butt back to planet Angol!
**[00:20] ---**
If it is for Uncle, such a feat is nothing.
**[00:24] ---**
Somehow, I feel this heartrending pain...
**[00:27] ---**
Truly... precious things...
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[02:01] ---**
The pyramids of Giza.
**[02:03] ---**
Stonehenge in Britain.
**[02:06] ---**
Machu Picchu, the Incan city in the sky.
**[02:09] ---**
The moai statues of Easter Island.
**[02:11] ---**
The megalithic structures left all over
the globe hold many mysteries.
**[02:17] ---**
Are they not proof that there
were aliens in ancient times?!
**[02:21] ---**
Are these not evidence that aliens
**[02:22] ---**
with a far more advanced industrial
civilization than ancient mankind
**[02:26] ---**
once tried to invade Earth?!
**[02:27] ---**
Next week, TV Inner-Tokyo
will close in on this mystery!
**[02:31] ---**
Please look forward to it!
**[02:35] ---**
Wow, that sounds interesting!
I can't wait for next week!
**[02:39] ---**
What garbage.
Who cares about stuff like that?
**[02:42] ---**
You should care! It's the greatest
mystery for the people of Earth!
**[02:47] ---**
If we could just solve that mystery,
**[02:48] ---**
our civilization might be able to
take a giant leap forward.
**[02:52] ---**
Never mind such ancient history.
The present is more of an issue.
**[02:56] ---**
For example...
**[02:58] ---**
Quit slacking off and get your
assigned chores done already!
**[03:02] ---**
Sure, sure.
**[03:04] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[03:06] ---**
She has no idea I have just found
the key to our invasion of Pekopon!
**[03:13] ---**
Keroro: Operation Invade
the Treasure, Sir!
***SIGN*** Chichen Itza Castillo (Castle)
**[03:18] ---**
Aw, man. Sis just has no imagination.
**[03:22] ---**
We've actually got aliens like
the Sarge and his friends here,
**[03:25] ---**
so if we could just investigate
these megalithic structures,
**[03:27] ---**
I'm sure we could find a
connection to aliens there, too.
**[03:31] ---**
All right, Master Fuyuki.
**[03:33] ---**
We are off to investigate those
megalithic structures, sir!
**[03:37] ---**
Huh?
**[03:40] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[03:41] ---**
The megalithic structures left on
Pekopon are bound to be objects
**[03:44] ---**
made for the purpose of
invading the planet
**[03:46] ---**
by aliens who came here
in ancient times, sir!
**[03:48] ---**
I see, I see.
**[03:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki is
knowledgeable about such things,
**[03:53] ---**
and that is why I have brought
him along as our guide, sir.
**[03:55] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant!
Cunning as always!
**[04:01] ---**
So, Master Fuyuki,
**[04:02] ---**
for our first point of investigation,
we really should go to Egypt...
**[04:04] ---**
Yeah, we've got to go
to the pyramids of Giza.
**[04:07] ---**
Roger!
**[04:08] ---**
Kululu, confirm our heading!
**[04:10] ---**
Next stop, Giza. Giza, Egypt.
**[04:16] ---**
Ooh! So this is a pyramid!
**[04:19] ---**
Its awesomeness is overwhelming!
***SIGN*** Pyramids of Giza
**[04:24] ---**
Incidentally, by
deploying their anti-barrier,
***SIGN*** Anti-Barrier
**[04:26] ---**
Sergeant Keroro and his platoon
can hide themselves from Earthlings.
**[04:31] ---**
The anti-barrier is the technological
equivalent of the invisibility cloak.
**[04:35] ---**
It is a highly useful feature,
**[04:37] ---**
which can also be set so only specific
people, like Fuyuki, can see them.
**[04:41] ---**
The pyramids of Giza were
said to be the tombs of kings,
**[04:44] ---**
but these days, the tomb theory
is on the way out.
**[04:47] ---**
If they are not tombs,
then what are they?
**[04:50] ---**
Apparently, the placement
of the three pyramids
**[04:52] ---**
is approximately the same as
the three stars of Orion's Belt.
**[04:55] ---**
So there's a theory
**[04:57] ---**
that they contain some message
related to heavenly bodies.
**[05:00] ---**
Orion, huh?
**[05:02] ---**
The aliens of the 5th planet of Rigel
live over that way.
**[05:05] ---**
The aliens of the 5th planet of Rigel
**[05:07] ---**
are famous for their
powerful space battleships, sir!
***SIGN*** Imagined Diagram
**[05:13] ---**
This is looking promising, sir!
**[05:15] ---**
Let us begin investigating
right away!
**[05:21] ---**
Wow! Amazing! I'm beyond thrilled!
**[05:25] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[05:27] ---**
He has no idea. How naïve of him, sir!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm going to check out things
over here real quick.
**[05:33] ---**
There is nothing here.
**[05:37] ---**
Huh?
**[05:38] ---**
The lights...
**[05:46] ---**
Wh-Wh-Who...
**[05:48] ---**
Who's there?!
**[05:53] ---**
Tama!
**[05:57] ---**
Oh?
**[05:59] ---**
A dead end, huh?
**[06:05] ---**
M-Mummies!
**[06:07] ---**
Sarge!
**[06:14] ---**
Oof. Oof.
**[06:16] ---**
Spaces too small for Pekoponians to fit
**[06:18] ---**
are the places that should
hold its secrets, sir.
**[06:22] ---**
Oof. Oof.
**[06:25] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[06:30] ---**
Stay away from me!
**[06:34] ---**
Gero!
**[06:46] ---**
Kululu!
**[06:47] ---**
I figured out what this pyramid was built for.
**[06:50] ---**
Really?! Is it a hiding place for a
space battleship, just like I thought?
**[06:54] ---**
This was a place built by the aliens
of the 5th planet of Rigel...
**[07:00] ---**
...as a holographic
haunted house, apparently.
**[07:03] ---**
A h-haunted house?
**[07:08] ---**
That was amazing, Sarge!
**[07:09] ---**
So the aliens did build the pyramids!
**[07:13] ---**
Oh, I swear!
**[07:15] ---**
If they are aliens,
**[07:16] ---**
I wish they would take the invasion
of Pekopon more seriously, sir!
**[07:19] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
where do we investigate next?
**[07:22] ---**
Right! Next...
**[07:25] ---**
Ooh! What do we have here?!
**[07:27] ---**
The Incan city in the sky, Machu Picchu.
***SIGN*** Machu Picchu
**[07:29] ---**
It's built this high up in the mountains,
**[07:31] ---**
and yet, it's shaped like
a wharf for ships, right?
**[07:35] ---**
So there's a theory that it's a city
from during the Great Flood.
**[07:40] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
that theory is wrong, sir.
**[07:43] ---**
Because this was clearly a
space station for alien ships.
***SIGN*** Imagined Diagram
**[07:47] ---**
In other words, this was a
front-line base for aliens, sir!
**[07:51] ---**
Gero?!
**[07:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I found these
lying around on the ground.
**[07:54] ---**
What? What? Munitions?
**[07:58] ---**
Take a look at the surrounding terrain.
**[08:00] ---**
Building a space station in a place
with such steep ups and downs?
**[08:04] ---**
Gero? D-Don't tell me...
**[08:06] ---**
That's right! It was probably the
launch station for a roller coaster!
**[08:10] ---**
R-Roller coaster?!
**[08:13] ---**
I see!
**[08:15] ---**
Wait. First, a haunted house,
and now a rollerc oaster?!
**[08:18] ---**
So aliens did build Machu Picchu, too.
**[08:22] ---**
That's so amazing!
**[08:24] ---**
Let's go to the next place! Next!
***SIGN*** Stonehenge
**[08:28] ---**
This is the most famous stone circle,
Stonehenge of Britain.
**[08:33] ---**
It is just a bunch of
big rocks lined up, sir.
**[08:36] ---**
They say this stone circle was a device
to establish the sun's location
**[08:39] ---**
when it rises on the
spring and autumn equinoxes.
**[08:43] ---**
But I think it's unnecessarily large for that.
**[08:47] ---**
The sun on the spring
and autumn equinoxes...
**[08:50] ---**
I got it!
**[08:52] ---**
It must be a weapon
that collects the sun's rays
**[08:53] ---**
to produce a powerful beam, sir!
**[08:59] ---**
Then, shall we use some virtual stones
and fill in the missing parts?
**[09:04] ---**
There!
**[09:09] ---**
Wow, what is this?
**[09:12] ---**
And with this all-mighty remote controller...
**[09:14] ---**
Click!
**[09:18] ---**
This sound...
**[09:20] ---**
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
**[09:21] ---**
Ah-ha, so this is a burner for cooking.
**[09:24] ---**
A burner?
**[09:27] ---**
Giant aliens would probably
need a burner this size to do hot pot.
**[09:32] ---**
Wow, that's amazing!
**[09:40] ---**
Grr! How dare they build
something so misleading! I swear!
**[09:44] ---**
What a thrill this has been!
**[09:46] ---**
After all, there's nothing strange
about there being aliens of all sizes.
***SIGN*** Easter Island
**[09:52] ---**
Wow! It's Easter Island!
**[09:55] ---**
This island is full of
all kinds of mysteries,
**[09:58] ---**
but the moai statues
have got to be top the list!
**[10:00] ---**
What were they built for?
How were they transported?
**[10:03] ---**
Ooh, this is so exciting!
**[10:06] ---**
They are very ugly dolls.
**[10:08] ---**
But I hope that this time, they really
are weapons for invading Pekopon.
**[10:11] ---**
These have power units built into them.
**[10:15] ---**
What? Then did aliens build these, too?
**[10:18] ---**
That's amazing!
**[10:33] ---**
Gero! I... I have a hunch that there's
tremendous power here!
**[10:38] ---**
Could it be?!
**[10:40] ---**
Huh?
**[10:46] ---**
Th-This looks familiar somehow...
**[10:51] ---**
I did an underground scan.
**[10:53] ---**
It looks like there's a mallet
buried down there.
**[10:56] ---**
In other words, this was...
***SIGN*** Imagined Diagram
**[10:58] ---**
...whack-a-mole for giant aliens!
**[11:00] ---**
Exactly.
**[11:02] ---**
Every last one of them,
thinking about nothing but having fun...
**[11:06] ---**
Keroro's ambitious plan
fell apart all too easily.
**[11:12] ---**
Sis, we're home!
**[11:13] ---**
We're home, sir.
**[11:15] ---**
Sheesh! Where the heck
did you wander off to?
**[11:18] ---**
Never mind that, Sis!
**[11:20] ---**
Those ancient megalithic structures
really were built by aliens!
**[11:24] ---**
Isn't that amazing?!
**[11:25] ---**
Okay, okay, I get it,
so go fold the laundry, Fuyuki.
**[11:29] ---**
And, stupid frog, clean the bath!
**[11:31] ---**
Hurry up and...
**[11:35] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[11:38] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[11:40] ---**
Hey!
**[11:42] ---**
In the spirit of a souvenir, more or less...
**[11:44] ---**
You brought it home?
**[11:46] ---**
Sarge, that was a bad idea.
**[11:48] ---**
It's in the way, so take it back!
**[11:50] ---**
Gero!
**[11:53] ---**
Fine.
**[11:54] ---**
Now, this story is a work of fiction.
**[11:57] ---**
It has absolutely nothing
to do with real people,
**[11:59] ---**
organizations, tourist spots,
or ancient megalithic structures.
**[12:04] ---**
Please don't believe any of this!
**[12:14] ---**
In the seventh month of 1999,
***SIGN*** The Year 1999 7th Month
**[12:17] ---**
the Great Lord of Terror
will descend from the sky,
**[12:20] ---**
in order to resurrect
King Angolmois.
**[12:25] ---**
Well, there was a time when there
was a huge fuss about that, but...
**[12:29] ---**
Do you remember that?
**[12:31] ---**
Okay, now that you remember...
***SIGN*** April, 2005
**[12:41] ---**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[12:43] ---**
The Great Lord of Terror has descended!
**[12:45] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[12:49] ---**
Angol Mois: More More
Cherry Blossom Viewing, Sir!
**[12:55] ---**
Right around then,
**[12:55] ---**
in the secret base deep underground
beneath the Hinata residence
**[12:58] ---**
built by Sergeant Keroro
and his platoon,
**[13:00] ---**
a surprising plan was
about to be put into motion.
**[13:05] ---**
The computer says tomorrow
will be optimal for our plan.
**[13:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, let us do it!
**[13:10] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[13:12] ---**
The time has come.
**[13:13] ---**
We will execute Operation Star Two tomorrow!
**[13:17] ---**
Confirming equipment!
**[13:19] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[13:21] ---**
With this, we will send the
foolish Pekoponians running
**[13:23] ---**
in one fell swoop!
***SIGN*** Cherry Blossom Viewing Set
**[13:27] ---**
A cherry blossom viewing set.
**[13:30] ---**
Every year, when the
cherry blossoms bloom,
**[13:32] ---**
the Pekoponians perform a ritual
called "cherry blossom viewing."
**[13:36] ---**
According to my analysis,
**[13:37] ---**
through this ritual,
they release their stress,
**[13:40] ---**
using it as a motivating force to
achieve phenomenal economic growth.
**[13:44] ---**
Therefore, my Keroro Platoon
**[13:47] ---**
will also perform this Pekopon-style
cherry blossom viewing,
**[13:49] ---**
and use it as our motivating force
to invade Pekopon, sir!
**[13:52] ---**
Yay! I cannot wait to go cherry blossom
viewing with Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:55] ---**
Then, now that we're getting in
the spirit, shall we do our usual thing?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
***SIGN*** Kulukulukulu...
**[14:02] ---**
Resonance times three.
***SIGN*** Resonance x 3
**[14:05] ---**
Wh-What was that?!
**[14:10] ---**
The impact is making the
cherry blossoms shed their petals.
**[14:13] ---**
What?!
**[14:15] ---**
Mois, stop! Stop!
**[14:17] ---**
Don't do this!
**[14:20] ---**
It will be fine! It will be over in a flash!
**[14:23] ---**
Or, like, single sitting?
**[14:25] ---**
There's nothing fine about that at all!
**[14:28] ---**
Why are you trying to wreck Earth
the moment you get back, anyway?
**[14:33] ---**
I went back to Planet Angol, and as
I gazed upon scenes of my homeland,
**[14:37] ---**
I suddenly found myself remembering
the promise I made 500 years ago.
***SIGN*** Never Falter
**[14:41] ---**
Or, like, never falter?
**[14:44] ---**
With the fine weather and everything,
**[14:46] ---**
I feel like I will be able to
cleanly crack Pekopon in half today.
**[14:50] ---**
So...
**[14:51] ---**
The ultimate technique passed down
from Angol Tribe parent to child!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[14:55] ---**
Armageddon! 1/1!
**[15:01] ---**
Hold it!
**[15:02] ---**
Uncle?
***SIGN*** Hinata Residence
***SIGN*** Earth's Crust
***SIGN*** Lithosphere
Asthenosphere
***SIGN*** Mantle
***SIGN*** Outer Core
***SIGN*** Inner Core
**[15:06] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's call out to Mois
diminished her concentration,
***SIGN*** Power Halved
**[15:09] ---**
and the power of the
Armageddon was halved, but...
**[15:15] ---**
All the cherry blossoms of Japan
ended up shedding their petals.
**[15:19] ---**
Hmph.
**[15:20] ---**
This is one heck of a setback.
**[15:28] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** The cherry blossoms have fallen...
**[15:29] ---**
The cherry blossoms have fallen...
**[15:31] ---**
Is that it, sir?
**[15:35] ---**
Are you all right, Uncle?
**[15:37] ---**
You! What have you done?!
**[15:40] ---**
You totally ruined Mr. Sergeant's
plan to view cherry blossoms!
**[15:43] ---**
I... I had no idea...
**[15:46] ---**
Uncle, I'm sorry!
**[15:47] ---**
Or, like, total nuisance?
**[15:49] ---**
If you feel bad about it,
**[15:51] ---**
then make the cherry blossoms
bloom again!
**[15:53] ---**
What?
**[15:54] ---**
If you can't do it,
**[15:56] ---**
get your sorry butt back to planet Angol!
**[15:58] ---**
Got it?!
**[16:01] ---**
All right.
**[16:03] ---**
Mois-chan, are you sure about
making a promise like that?
**[16:06] ---**
Yes, I believe I can make it work somehow.
**[16:08] ---**
Uncle had his heart set on this
operation, so I will do my best!
**[16:12] ---**
Or, like, newfound resolve?
**[16:16] ---**
Your warm words have restored
my spirit, Lady Mois!
**[16:21] ---**
After all the preparations
we have made,
**[16:23] ---**
we won't give up on it now, sir!
**[16:25] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:26] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[16:29] ---**
Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Grind grind grind grind...
**[16:31] ---**
That woman! Butting in between
Mr. Sergeant and me again, is she?!
**[16:37] ---**
But the cherry blossoms have fallen.
**[16:39] ---**
There's no way she can
make them bloom again!
**[16:41] ---**
Tuck your tail between your legs
and go back to the boonies!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[16:45] ---**
Come on, I'm asking you, Kululu.
**[16:47] ---**
It's just a machine to
make cherry blossoms bloom.
**[16:49] ---**
Knowing you, you could
whip one up, right?
**[16:52] ---**
Don't wanna.
**[16:53] ---**
Making one would be easy,
**[16:55] ---**
but heart-warming machines
like that aren't my thing.
**[17:00] ---**
Kululu, you stingy jerk!
**[17:02] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[17:03] ---**
Please rejoice! I have found
a good way to do this!
**[17:06] ---**
Ah, Lady Mois, well done!
**[17:09] ---**
You have saved me from having to
beg that twisted Kululu, sir.
**[17:16] ---**
Okay, Spot, please do the
"dig here, woof, woof" thing.
**[17:20] ---**
Woof, woof! Dig here, woof, woof!
**[17:22] ---**
Sarge, doing that isn't going to...
**[17:25] ---**
No, no, if we do as instructed
by the text that Lady Mois found,
**[17:28] ---**
cherry blossoms will bloom, sir.
**[17:30] ---**
You call it a text, but...
***SIGN*** Old Man
Cherry Blossoms
**[17:33] ---**
It is *Old Man Cherry Blossoms!*
**[17:35] ---**
If we do as this book says,
cherry blossoms should bloom!
**[17:38] ---**
Or, like, thorough research?
**[17:42] ---**
That good-for-nothing!
**[17:43] ---**
She is trying to cozy up
to Mr. Sergeant! The nerve!
**[17:46] ---**
Unforgivable!
**[17:50] ---**
"Poor little Spot.
**[17:52] ---**
After the old man buried Spot,
a large tree grew over the grave."
**[17:57] ---**
Or, like, that's just a stuffed suit?
**[18:00] ---**
And a tree won't grow immediately...
**[18:02] ---**
Not a problem.
**[18:03] ---**
A drizzle of this space fertilizer, and...
**[18:09] ---**
Wow!
**[18:12] ---**
A-Amazing!
**[18:15] ---**
That was fast.
**[18:17] ---**
"The old man cut down
the big tree to make a mortar,
**[18:20] ---**
and he pounded rice
with that mortar to make rice cakes."
**[18:27] ---**
You have a good rhythm going here,
Master Fuyuki, sir.
**[18:29] ---**
Let's keep pounding away, sir!
**[18:31] ---**
Wait, when did I end up
getting roped into helping them?
**[18:35] ---**
"The evil old man next door smashed
the mortar to pieces and burned it up.
**[18:40] ---**
With that ash..."
**[18:43] ---**
Well, I had time to kill,
**[18:45] ---**
so on a whim, I threw this together.
A Cherry Blossoms Machine.
***SIGN*** Cherry Blossoms Machine
**[18:52] ---**
Did you really?!
Thank you very much!
**[18:56] ---**
One warning, though.
**[18:57] ---**
It works on the *Old Man Cherry Blossoms*
system, so it makes ash,
**[19:01] ---**
but burning mortar like that
won't do you any good.
**[19:04] ---**
In order to make proper ash,
**[19:06] ---**
you'll have to burn things
that have been genuinely loved.
**[19:10] ---**
You'll have to burn truly precious things.
**[19:13] ---**
I hope you have the resolve to do that.
***SIGN*** Truly Precious Things
**[19:17] ---**
Truly... precious things...
**[19:23] ---**
Ha! Like that woman has that kind of nerve!
**[19:27] ---**
Come on! Give up and go back
to the boonies!
**[19:31] ---**
So? What do you make of the whole deal?
**[19:35] ---**
Man!
**[19:37] ---**
This looks good! I can hardly wait!
**[19:40] ---**
Yes. I understand.
**[19:42] ---**
Tama?!
**[19:44] ---**
I will prepare objects that
have been genuinely loved.
**[19:47] ---**
If it is for Uncle, such a feat is nothing.
**[19:52] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:54] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
**[19:54] ---**
What dazzling brilliance!
**[19:58] ---**
Compared to her, I'm...
**[20:00] ---**
...a hardened lump of jealousy
and obsessive attachment!
**[20:03] ---**
A miserable, little, ugly thing!
**[20:08] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama falls in defeat
**[20:10] ---**
in the face of Mois-chan's
pure and innocent smile!
**[20:15] ---**
There we go.
**[20:31] ---**
Wow! It is making smoke! It is making smoke!
**[20:40] ---**
Uncle! Now you can do
your cherry blossom viewing!
**[20:44] ---**
Huh? Cherry blossom viewing?
**[20:46] ---**
Oh, that's right, sir!
**[20:48] ---**
I don't have time to be making
balls of rice cakes, sir!
**[20:52] ---**
I shall make these bare trees blossom!
I shall make these bare trees blossom!
**[20:56] ---**
Ah, here we go!
**[20:58] ---**
Well, well.
**[20:59] ---**
So it was Lady Mois's devotion that
made these cherry blossoms bloom.
**[21:05] ---**
Gero?!
**[21:06] ---**
Wh-What is this sensation?
**[21:09] ---**
I should be happy to have
my cherry blossom viewing,
**[21:12] ---**
but somehow,
I feel this heartrending pain...
**[21:16] ---**
That's strange. I'm even
starting to tear up, sir.
**[21:20] ---**
Gero?
**[21:22] ---**
L-L-Lady Mois?
**[21:22] ---**
There!
**[21:24] ---**
What are those things
that you've been burning?
**[21:27] ---**
Oh! My dear, dear Uncle.
**[21:31] ---**
These are things, my dear, dear Uncle,
**[21:33] ---**
that you have carefully, carefully
poured your love into.
**[21:36] ---**
Don't tell me... Don't tell me...
***SIGN*** We are sorry, gods of plastic models.
**[21:46] ---**
Geeeeeeeerooooooooooo!!
***SIGN*** Geeerooo
**[21:50] ---**
Wow! This is amazing!
**[21:52] ---**
Thus, in exchange for the sacrifice
of the precious Gundam models,
**[21:55] ---**
Mois-chan's wish came gloriously true.
**[21:59] ---**
Except for two people,
who suffered deep traumas,
***SIGN*** They Lived Happily Ever After
**[22:03] ---**
they lived happily ever after.
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:37] ---**
Tamama here!
**[23:38] ---**
With spring in full swing,
it has become pleasantly warm,
**[23:41] ---**
and it is a season that makes people
cheerful without even realizing it.
**[23:43] ---**
Some people may be mulling
over a sense of despair in their lives,
**[23:47] ---**
but that is not my problem,
so let us be merry! Tama!
**[23:50] ---**
More importantly, he will finally be
returning in the next episode!
**[23:53] ---**
"Fuyuki: I'm a Master Detective, Sir?"
**[23:56] ---**
"Dororo: Warrior Returned, Sir!"
**[23:59] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
**[24:01] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E54 - Fuyuki: I'm a Master Detective, Sir? / Dororo: Warrior Returned, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9VX5/fuyuki-im-a-master-detective-sir--dororo-warrior-returned-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
556-san!
**[00:03] ---**
The crime took place in a
completely locked room, sir.
**[00:05] ---**
Please, find the person
who did this to my brother!
**[00:09] ---**
I already have a good idea
of who the culprit is, sir.
**[00:13] ---**
I declare...
the culprit is you, Lady Natsumi!
**[00:16] ---**
H-How did you know that?!
**[00:19] ---**
Elementary deduction.
**[00:21] ---**
I will have Keroro-kun see the new me,
whom people call a demon!
**[00:26] ---**
He's come back!
**[00:28] ---**
Here I come, Keroro-kun!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[02:01] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki has a surprising talent.
**[02:06] ---**
That's it! I've got it!
**[02:08] ---**
What?! For real?!
**[02:09] ---**
The missing concert tickets...
**[02:14] ---**
...are in between the pages
for last Friday of the class journal!
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN Myowwn Concert 2005
**[02:21] ---**
That's amazing, Fuyuki.
How'd you figure out they were in here?
**[02:25] ---**
Elementary deduction.
**[02:27] ---**
The broken yellow chalk...
**[02:29] ---**
The lone sandal on the roof...
**[02:31] ---**
The woman with the red umbrella
sighted on the day it rained...
**[02:35] ---**
And also, see how there's a
scratch on the right side of that desk?
**[02:40] ---**
That basically means...
**[02:45] ---**
Fuyuki: I'm a Master Detective, Sir?
**[02:50] ---**
Fuyuki, you can be pretty sharp sometimes.
**[02:54] ---**
You've found stuff for
my class, too, after all.
**[02:58] ---**
It's no big deal.
**[03:00] ---**
It's stuff you can easily figure out
if you just think about it a little.
**[03:02] ---**
Well, well.
**[03:04] ---**
Quite the master detective,
Master Fuyuki, sir.
**[03:09] ---**
However, I imagine you are
no match for my gray brain cells.
**[03:14] ---**
Huh?
**[03:15] ---**
You never know until you try.
**[03:17] ---**
I will put my brilliant deductive
powers on display, sir.
**[03:20] ---**
Huh?
**[03:21] ---**
The injury on your right
forefinger, Lady Natsumi!
**[03:25] ---**
It happened during home
economics class yesterday,
***SIGN*** I declare!
**[03:27] ---**
when you cut yourself
making apple pie, sir!
***SIGN*** Bingo
**[03:30] ---**
Bingo!
**[03:31] ---**
H-How'd you know that?!
**[03:33] ---**
The reason you made such a mistake,
**[03:35] ---**
even though you're good in the kitchen,
**[03:37] ---**
I declare...
***SIGN*** I declare!
**[03:38] ---**
is because you were imagining
Saburo-senpai eating your apple pie,
**[03:41] ---**
and you weren't paying attention.
**[03:44] ---**
H-How'd you know that?!
**[03:46] ---**
Saburo-senpai is a boy at school
**[03:49] ---**
that Natsumi has a secret crush on.
**[03:53] ---**
Oh... I... I...
**[03:56] ---**
"Yes, but all I ever do
is imagine these things."
**[04:00] ---**
Huh?
**[04:01] ---**
"I wonder what Saburo-senpai
thinks of me.
**[04:05] ---**
If only I had the courage
to tell him how I feel...
**[04:08] ---**
I'm such a coward!"
**[04:10] ---**
Hey, what're you doing reading my diary?!
***SIGN*** Detective
**[04:15] ---**
So, then, as our next plan of invasion,
***SIGN*** Keroro
Detective
Agency
**[04:19] ---**
I came up with the idea of opening
the Keroro Detective Agency, sir.
**[04:23] ---**
A master detective
requires a talented assistant.
**[04:25] ---**
So...
***SIGN*** Space Detective
**[04:26] ---**
Space Detective 556 (Kogoro)!
**[04:29] ---**
You mean 556-san?
***SIGN*** Motana Place
**[04:31] ---**
Yes.
**[04:32] ---**
After all, he is a working
space detective, sir.
***SIGN*** Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
**[04:37] ---**
Space Detective 556 is a
childhood friend of Sergeant Keroro's.
**[04:40] ---**
He's an alien who loves
three-shelf storage units.
**[04:44] ---**
556, you there?
***SIGN*** Silence
**[04:46] ---**
Silence...
**[04:47] ---**
That is strange, sir.
**[04:49] ---**
Or, like, contact severed?
**[04:52] ---**
556?
**[04:55] ---**
G-Gero?! This is...!
**[04:57] ---**
Trouble, sir!
Lady Mois, break down the door!
**[05:01] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[05:04] ---**
Mois will give it her all!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[05:06] ---**
Armageddon!
**[05:08] ---**
One ten-trillionth!
***SIGN*** Poke
**[05:21] ---**
556-san!
**[05:23] ---**
Or, like, vitals unknown?
**[05:26] ---**
It looks like he's just unconscious.
**[05:28] ---**
You must not touch him!
**[05:30] ---**
The crime scene holds clues!
***SIGN*** Enter the Master Detective
**[05:33] ---**
Enter the master detective!
**[05:36] ---**
The door was locked.
**[05:38] ---**
As were the windows.
**[05:40] ---**
In other words,
**[05:41] ---**
the crime took place in a
completely locked room, sir.
***SIGN*** Locked Room
**[05:46] ---**
The assault weapon
was this block of tofu.
***SIGN*** Tofu
**[05:47] ---**
A case of being a fool enough
to hit his head
**[05:49] ---**
on the corner of a block of tofu,
as they say, sir.
**[05:54] ---**
B-Brother!
**[05:56] ---**
Brother!
**[06:03] ---**
Please, Keroro-san, find the
person who did this to my brother!
**[06:08] ---**
Just leave it to me.
**[06:11] ---**
I already have a good idea
of who the culprit is, sir.
**[06:16] ---**
What do you want, stupid frog?
Dragging us out here like this...
**[06:19] ---**
I am sorry. My brother collapsed
in a locked room.
**[06:23] ---**
Locked room?
**[06:24] ---**
Someone struck him in the head
with a block of tofu, and he collapsed.
**[06:28] ---**
Tofu?
**[06:29] ---**
The mystery has already been
completely solved, sir.
**[06:33] ---**
The culprit, I declare...
***SIGN*** I declare
**[06:35] ---**
...is right here among us!
**[06:40] ---**
The culprit...
***SIGN*** I declare
**[06:42] ---**
...is Master Fuyuki!
**[06:44] ---**
What?!
**[06:45] ---**
Just a minute!
Why would I do that to 556-san?
**[06:48] ---**
Your motive is clear.
**[06:50] ---**
My Keroro Detective Agency
will become your rival,
**[06:53] ---**
so you did it to get in our way, sir.
**[06:55] ---**
Wh-Why, you!
**[06:57] ---**
Take this!
**[06:58] ---**
There's no way I'd do that.
**[07:00] ---**
Besides, I've been in my room
**[07:02] ---**
ever since I got home from school today.
**[07:04] ---**
That's right. Fuyuki was definitely home.
**[07:07] ---**
I see. So you have an alibi.
**[07:10] ---**
But what if the crime scene
were not this room,
**[07:13] ---**
but the Hinata residence?
**[07:15] ---**
What?
**[07:16] ---**
It was quite the brilliant trick.
**[07:19] ---**
Look here, sir!
**[07:24] ---**
That is paint that is used on plastic models.
**[07:27] ---**
Those are spills from when
I was building Gundam models
**[07:30] ---**
in Master Fuyuki's room, sir.
**[07:32] ---**
In other words, this tatami mat
came from Master Fuyuki's room!
***SIGN*** Culprit
**[07:35] ---**
After committing the crime,
you moved 556, along with the tatami mat.
***SIGN*** Tatami Mat
**[07:38] ---**
A trick to create the illusion
***SIGN*** Victim
**[07:39] ---**
that the crime was committed
in this apartment, sir!
**[07:42] ---**
That seems unlikely.
**[07:44] ---**
But, you know, wasn't the model
you were building that time in my room
**[07:47] ---**
one that had a red mobile suit?
***SIGN*** Red
**[07:51] ---**
Red!
**[07:52] ---**
Which means you wouldn't
have used white paint, right?
**[07:55] ---**
Besides, when you get down to it,
my room has carpeting, not tatami mats.
**[08:00] ---**
Come to think of it, Mr. Sergeant,
**[08:02] ---**
were you not building a white one
in your own room yesterday?
***SIGN*** White
**[08:06] ---**
White!
**[08:07] ---**
Then is this tatami mat
from your room, Sarge?
**[08:09] ---**
Which means you're the culprit, Uncle?!
**[08:13] ---**
Or, like, phony P.I.?
***SIGN*** Culprit
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Tatami Mat
***SIGN*** Victim
**[08:16] ---**
Gero! Time out! That line
of reasoning doesn't count!
***SIGN*** Doesn't
count!
**[08:23] ---**
All right! I have it!
***SIGN*** I declare
**[08:26] ---**
I declare...
the culprit is you, Lady Natsumi!
**[08:29] ---**
Now it's me?
**[08:30] ---**
Look at this DIY shelving.
**[08:34] ---**
Five-hundred fifty six?
**[08:36] ---**
That's just his name written there.
**[08:38] ---**
No! This was his dying message!
***SIGN*** Tofu
***SIGN*** Victim
***SIGN*** Culprit
**[08:41] ---**
After being attacked by Lady Natsumi,
**[08:43] ---**
556 left this message for us, sir.
**[08:47] ---**
Hold on a second!
What part of this points to me?!
**[08:50] ---**
First, you divide
the number 556 by 2, sir.
**[08:55] ---**
Then, multiply it by 3, the number
of shelves on this cupboard,
**[08:58] ---**
and furthermore, subtract 134,
the height of this cupboard.
**[09:02] ---**
The answer is 723.
**[09:05] ---**
In other words, the culprit is you,
Lady Na-tsu-mi (7-2-3)!
***SIGN*** Natsumi
**[09:08] ---**
What kind of nonsense is that?!
**[09:10] ---**
Sarge, don't you have your calculation wrong?
**[09:14] ---**
The correct answer is 700.
**[09:16] ---**
Wait. Come to think of it, that number...
**[09:19] ---**
...can be read as "Keroro," can't it?
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[09:20] ---**
Ooh!
**[09:22] ---**
Which means...
**[09:24] ---**
The culprit really is you, Uncle?
**[09:26] ---**
Gero! Time out! That line of
reasoning doesn't count, either!
***SIGN*** Soy Milk Bittern Mayo Starch Salt & Pepper
**[09:30] ---**
Look here, sir.
**[09:33] ---**
A memo listing what's for dinner.
**[09:35] ---**
Furthermore, over here!
**[09:37] ---**
There's dust just accumulated in the corner.
**[09:40] ---**
And this photo of the crime scene!
**[09:42] ---**
His pinky's pinched in the door.
**[09:44] ---**
What about it?
***SIGN*** I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[09:46] ---**
"I pinched my pinky in the closing door."
***SIGN*** Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[09:50] ---**
"Sweep the square areas circularly."
***SIGN*** Dinner is much cheaper if you buy it at the store.
**[09:52] ---**
"Dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store."
**[09:55] ---**
These are all...
**[09:57] [SONG] ---**
I pinched my pinky in the closing door.
**[10:01] [SONG] ---**
I hopped on to find it
was going the wrong way.
**[10:02] ---**
...lines from the famous tune
"Kerotto March," sir!
**[10:05] [SONG] ---**
The company vacation was to Keron.
**[10:08] [SONG] ---**
Ah, dinner is much cheaper
if you buy it at the store!
**[10:12] ---**
Yes! In other words, this is
one of those typical cases
**[10:15] ---**
where the crime follows the lyrics
of a children's song.
**[10:18] ---**
Therefore, the culprit is...
**[10:19] ---**
The culprit is...?
**[10:21] ---**
...the person who composed
"Kerotto March," sir!
**[10:23] ---**
What an unexpected culprit!
***SIGN*** Unexpected culprit!
**[10:27] ---**
Who is that?
**[10:29] ---**
Besides, didn't you say
the culprit was one of us?
**[10:34] ---**
The room was locked, right?
**[10:36] ---**
How do you explain that?
**[10:38] ---**
There was a spare key hidden on
top of the electric meter, sir.
**[10:43] ---**
How did you know that?!
**[10:44] ---**
Well, 556 told me about it the other day...
**[10:48] ---**
So you're the most suspicious,
since you knew where the key was.
**[10:54] ---**
So the culprit really is you,
Mr. Sergeant...
**[10:56] ---**
You even tried to frame the
composer of "Kerotto March"?
**[11:00] ---**
C-Come on! You're wrong, sirs!
**[11:03] ---**
I didn't do it, sirs!
**[11:05] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[11:06] ---**
Leave it to me, Sarge.
**[11:12] ---**
This isn't paint for
plastic models. It's soy milk.
**[11:16] ---**
Soy milk?
**[11:17] ---**
And there's more of it here, too.
**[11:19] ---**
Soy milk inside the cupboard, too?
**[11:24] ---**
I see. I figured it out.
**[11:26] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[11:27] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[11:28] ---**
This wasn't a crime.
**[11:31] ---**
It was just an accident!
**[11:33] ---**
An accident?
**[11:36] ---**
Yeah. 556-san made homemade tofu
using the DIY shelving.
**[11:45] ---**
He made way too much,
and he couldn't eat it all.
**[11:50] ---**
556-san collapsed
from eating too much tofu.
**[11:58] ---**
When you get down to it,
it's inconceivable
**[11:59] ---**
that he'd pass out from hitting his head
on the corner of a block of tofu.
**[12:02] ---**
We should have questioned
that assumption to begin with.
**[12:06] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[12:13] ---**
That's exactly right!
**[12:15] ---**
Homemade tofu!
**[12:16] ---**
The new way to use three-shelf bookcases!
**[12:19] ---**
Brother!
**[12:22] ---**
Lavie, not to worry!
**[12:24] ---**
I went to the space hospital...
***SIGN*** Stomach
Medicine
**[12:26] ---**
...and got stomach medicine!
**[12:28] ---**
Shall we go home?
**[12:29] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:30] ---**
I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
**[12:32] ---**
I am sorry my big brother troubled you!
**[12:34] ---**
What's wrong, everyone?!
**[12:35] ---**
It's not just tofu!
**[12:36] ---**
If you use a three-shelf bookcase,
**[12:38] ---**
you could even make
giant blocks of pudding!
**[12:41] ---**
No, because to make pudding,
you have to chill it in the fridge.
**[13:00] ---**
Here is a Keronian!
**[13:22] ---**
His name is Dororo!
***SIGN*** Dororo!
**[13:24] ---**
Formerly an Assassin, a special
elite force of the Keron Army.
**[13:27] ---**
He is the very vision of a demon!
**[13:33] ---**
Dororo: Warrior Returned, Sir!
**[13:39] ---**
We're home!
**[13:40] ---**
Hello, Grandma.
**[13:41] ---**
Welcome, everyone.
So good of you to come.
**[13:44] ---**
Lady Admiral, it has been
a long time, ma'am!
**[13:47] ---**
Hello!
**[13:48] ---**
Oh, my! You came too, Kero-chan?
**[13:52] ---**
Last summer, we left
without much of a goodbye,
**[13:55] ---**
and I must apologize
profusely for that, ma'am.
**[13:58] ---**
I'll have you know,
we're not here to have fun today!
**[14:01] ---**
I know that, ma'am.
**[14:03] ---**
We're here to help the
Lady Admiral plant her rice paddies.
**[14:06] ---**
We intend to tackle the task
with all our might, sir!
**[14:09] ---**
I appreciate it.
***SIGN*** Ke
**[14:13] ---**
This is harder work than
I expected, sir.
**[14:16] ---**
My back hurts. This is completely
unrelated to invading Pekopon.
**[14:21] ---**
No, no.
**[14:22] ---**
By learning the realities
of how one produces rice,
**[14:25] ---**
the staple food of the Pekoponians,
**[14:27] ---**
we are taking the first steps
towards invasion, sir.
**[14:30] ---**
Come on. This isn't practical
training at an elementary school.
**[14:33] ---**
The universe may be vast,
**[14:35] ---**
but I imagine we will be
the only invading aliens
**[14:37] ---**
to have experienced planting rice, sir.
**[14:47] ---**
Keroro-kun is planting rice!
**[14:50] ---**
Keroro-kun, who was only
interested in Gundam models
**[14:52] ---**
and invading Pekopon!
**[14:54] ---**
I guess they've all turned over a new leaf.
**[14:56] ---**
K-Koyuki-dono!
**[14:57] ---**
Why don't you go join them?
**[14:59] ---**
You want to go back to your friends, right?
**[15:02] ---**
Are you not the one who wishes to return?
**[15:04] ---**
I...
**[15:06] ---**
...have a lot more training to do.
**[15:08] ---**
The same goes for myself.
**[15:10] ---**
Even Keroro-kun has been able
to turn over a completely new leaf.
**[15:14] ---**
It should be snack time soon.
**[15:14] ---**
I, too, must train more
and surpass my current self.
**[15:17] ---**
I want to have a cola.
**[15:19] ---**
Dororo...
**[15:19] ---**
Ah, is it that late already, sir?
**[15:22] ---**
Come to think of it, he was with us
when we last came here, sir.
**[15:26] ---**
I wonder where he is and what
he's doing right now, sir.
**[15:34] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[15:36] ---**
You all made the work go so quickly.
**[15:38] ---**
Thank you.
**[15:40] ---**
It's a rare holiday for us,
so let's sit back and relax tomorrow.
**[15:44] ---**
I will go settle things with
the legendary rhinoceros beetle.
**[15:48] ---**
That reminds me,
**[15:48] ---**
there's a rumor lately that a
demon appears in these parts.
**[15:52] ---**
A demon?
**[15:53] ---**
There are a lot of people who say
they've seen it in the mountains.
**[15:56] ---**
Really, Grandma?!
**[15:58] ---**
That's amazing!
**[15:59] ---**
There are legends of demons all over Japan,
**[16:02] ---**
but I never imagined my
own country home had one, too!
**[16:04] ---**
Come on, Sarge, let's go check it out!
**[16:06] ---**
Fuyuki, what'll you do if it's
an escaped convict or something?!
**[16:11] ---**
You watch too much television.
**[16:13] ---**
It's bound to be a real demon!
**[16:15] ---**
Right, Sarge?
**[16:16] ---**
I don't know if it's a demon or what,
**[16:19] ---**
but what's up with it being feared
by Pekoponians more than us?
**[16:23] ---**
Just who does this thing think it is?
**[16:26] ---**
So we must go and
tell it who's boss!
**[16:30] ---**
A demon?
**[16:32] ---**
Could it be that... they mean me?!
**[16:36] ---**
This is kind of creepy.
Let's go back, after all.
**[16:40] ---**
No way.
**[16:41] ---**
Getting to see a legendary demon
with my own eyes is a huge opportunity.
**[16:46] ---**
It could be some other alien
plotting to invade Pekopon, sir.
**[16:51] ---**
Pull yourself together,
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[16:56] ---**
This is still scary!
**[16:58] ---**
These are the times when
I wish he were with us...
**[17:02] ---**
This is bad!
Fuyuki and the others are gone!
**[17:04] ---**
They must've gone into the mountains
to search for the demon!
**[17:07] ---**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[17:09] ---**
What?
**[17:10] ---**
This demon may be a demon,
but it's that demon, so...
**[17:17] ---**
I'm so glad for you, Dororo!
**[17:19] ---**
Your friends are coming to see you!
**[17:23] ---**
What's wrong, Dororo?
**[17:24] ---**
Aren't you happy?
**[17:26] ---**
I was remembering my childhood.
**[17:29] ---**
Huh?
**[17:30] ---**
Yes.
**[17:31] ---**
Back when I played hide-and-seek
with Keroro-kun and the others.
**[17:35] ---**
Are you ready?!
**[17:38] ---**
Not ready yet!
**[17:40] ---**
Are you ready?!
**[17:43] ---**
We're ready now!
**[17:45] ---**
All right, here I come!
**[17:47] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[17:52] ---**
Hee hee! This is the perfect spot!
***SIGN*** Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[17:55] ---**
I'll bet Keroro-kun and the others
will be surprised!
**[17:58] ---**
But because my hiding place was so perfect...
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[18:08] ---**
And there's no one left!
**[18:09] ---**
...everyone had forgotten
about me and gone home!
**[18:14] ---**
It'll be okay, Dororo!
**[18:16] ---**
I mean, you're now so awesome
and have such presence now,
**[18:19] ---**
the villagers have
mistaken you for a demon!
**[18:23] ---**
You've turned over a new leaf!
**[18:25] ---**
You're not the old Dororo anymore.
**[18:27] ---**
Th-That is right!
**[18:28] ---**
I am no longer the old
Dororo-kun with no presence!
***SIGN*** Grip
**[18:32] ---**
Nin!
**[18:35] ---**
I will have Keroro-kun see the new me,
whom people call a demon!
**[18:42] ---**
Good luck, Dororo!
**[18:54] ---**
Master Fuyuki, what was that howl?
**[18:58] ---**
Let's go see!
**[19:02] ---**
What is this cry?
**[19:04] ---**
Could a demon really have shown up?!
**[19:06] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[19:12] ---**
E-Explosions?!
**[19:14] ---**
It's coming closer!
**[19:17] ---**
Could this be...
**[19:18] ---**
...him?! Isn't it him?!
**[19:31] ---**
No doubt about it! It's him!
**[19:35] ---**
He's come back!
**[19:37] ---**
Here I come, Keroro-kun!
**[19:40] ---**
I will show you the new me!
**[19:45] ---**
H-Huh?!
**[19:46] ---**
That's...!
**[19:47] ---**
It can't be!
**[19:48] ---**
I knew it!
**[19:49] ---**
Him!
***SIGN*** Him!
**[19:53] ---**
And here is another Keronian.
**[19:55] ---**
He, too, is the very vision of a demon.
**[20:03] ---**
Giroro!
***SIGN*** Giroro!
**[20:07] ---**
His name is Giroro.
**[20:08] ---**
Mobile infantry assigned
to the Keroro Platoon.
**[20:12] ---**
Keroro, huh?
**[20:13] ---**
What are you doing way out here?
**[20:15] ---**
That's what I want to know, sir!
**[20:18] ---**
You went AWOL on us!
What have you been doing all this time?!
**[20:22] ---**
I secluded myself
in the mountains to train,
***SIGN*** Cough
**[20:24] ---**
in order to harden myself once more.
**[20:26] ---**
I bet you haven't changed at all,
**[20:27] ---**
and you haven't done
anything invasion-like, have you?
**[20:30] ---**
Well, we did a bit of rice planting...
**[20:33] ---**
Listen well.
**[20:35] ---**
I've given up on counting on you guys.
**[20:38] ---**
What?
**[20:39] ---**
S-So tiny!
**[20:41] ---**
I'm going to carry out the
invasion of Pekopon on my own.
**[20:45] ---**
Mark my words!
**[20:46] ---**
The city you dumbos live in is sure to
become a battlefield in the near future!
**[20:50] ---**
If you have even a
little pride left as a soldier,
**[20:53] ---**
stand on that battlefield
and fight beside me!
**[20:56] ---**
Giroro-kun, what in the world
are you plotting?!
**[20:59] ---**
Hey, Dororo, it's you! Long time no see!
**[21:02] ---**
Oh, you were here, too, Dororo?
**[21:05] ---**
What have you been doing here?
**[21:07] ---**
What? Uh, I've been training, too...
**[21:09] ---**
Oh, were you?
***SIGN*** Weak reaction...
**[21:12] ---**
Fuyuki, are you okay?!
***SIGN*** Natsumi...!
**[21:15] ---**
Natsumi!
**[21:16] ---**
Sis!
**[21:17] ---**
Sheesh! Don't make me worry!
**[21:20] ---**
Never mind that, Sis. It's Giroro!
**[21:22] ---**
What?
**[21:23] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:24] ---**
Where have you been?
**[21:25] ---**
Do not address me so familiarly!
**[21:27] ---**
What?
**[21:28] ---**
Don't think I'm the same as before.
**[21:30] ---**
I've turned over a new leaf!
**[21:33] ---**
W-Wait...
**[21:34] ---**
What are you saying, Giroro?!
**[21:37] ---**
Natsumi,
**[21:38] ---**
if we meet again,
it will be on the battlefield.
**[21:45] ---**
Giroro...
**[21:46] ---**
What happened to you?
**[21:49] ---**
Hey, hey, wasn't the "warrior returned"
in the title supposed to refer to me?
**[21:54] ---**
Thus, he left once more.
**[21:58] ---**
Will Earth be invaded by Giroro,
who has now turned over a new leaf?
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:37] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:38] ---**
When you see first-graders
with shiny school backpacks,
**[23:41] ---**
it makes you think about how
you were like that once, too, right?
**[23:44] ---**
Maybe it would be good to recall
those times when everything was a first,
**[23:47] ---**
and try to start doing something new.
**[23:50] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
he will finally make a full comeback!
**[23:53] ---**
"Giroro: The Soldier Back in Action, Sir!"
**[23:56] ---**
"Fuyuki: Swim, Carp Streamers, Sir!"
**[23:59] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:02] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E55 - Giroro: The Soldier Back in Action, Sir! / Fuyuki: Swim, Carp Streamers, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ81Q2/giroro-the-soldier-back-in-action-sir--fuyuki-swim-carp-streamers-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
Look what the city has become overnight.
**[00:03] ---**
Could this be... his doing?!
**[00:05] ---**
He's a pro when it comes
to survival combat situations.
**[00:07] ---**
Giroro!
**[00:08] ---**
No one can stop Giroro once
he's gone berserk, sir.
**[00:12] ---**
I don't mean to brag,
but I've never lost against him!
**[00:16] ---**
So you've come, just as I expected.
**[00:18] ---**
Natsumi!
**[00:20] ---**
Could I expand into a new series?
Is this that kind of possibility?
**[00:24] ---**
Shogun Keroro?!
**[00:25] ---**
Let's do it! Let's unify the land!
**[00:28] ---**
Let's take over the Diet Building!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:56] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[02:02] ---**
To this city,
where Keroro and the others live,
**[02:05] ---**
*he* has returned.
**[02:07] ---**
His name is Giroro.
**[02:09] ---**
Mobile infantry assigned
to the Keroro Platoon!
**[02:35] ---**
Preparations are done.
**[02:37] ---**
The final showdown will be...
**[02:38] ---**
...tomorrow!
**[02:43] ---**
Giroro: The Soldier Back in Action, Sir!
**[02:52] ---**
Live radio, first thing in the morning!
**[02:54] ---**
We've got rotating hosts every day,
and today, you've got me, 623!
**[02:59] ---**
Okay, then. Our first letter
is from Natchi of Inner-Tokyo.
**[03:03] ---**
Wow! That's my postcard, right off the bat!
**[03:06] ---**
"Hello, 623-san.
**[03:08] ---**
There's actually something
that's been bothering me lately..."
**[03:10] ---**
Huh? Why's it have to act up now?!
**[03:13] ---**
Sis, there's big trouble!
**[03:15] ---**
Outside! Look outside!
**[03:17] ---**
No way!
**[03:24] ---**
Look what the city has become overnight.
**[03:27] ---**
Could this be... his doing?!
**[03:30] ---**
It's no use. We can't pick up
any of the channels.
**[03:33] ---**
How did this happen?
**[03:34] ---**
How else?!
**[03:37] ---**
Stupid frogs!
**[03:38] ---**
Do something about the weeds outside!
**[03:41] ---**
The giant plants that have
suddenly sprouted around Inner-Tokyo
**[03:45] ---**
are continuing to grow at an alarming rate!
**[03:46] ---**
So the Internet's still up.
**[03:49] ---**
Today is the release date of *Monthly Alpha!*
**[03:53] ---**
And I cannot go back to Momocchi's house!
**[03:56] ---**
Looks like it's not them.
**[03:58] ---**
Then who did this?
**[04:00] ---**
It's his handiwork.
**[04:02] ---**
"His"?
**[04:07] ---**
Giroro!
**[04:17] ---**
Wh-What are those?!
**[04:21] ---**
He's scattering space plant seeds
by working them into his ammo.
**[04:26] ---**
They're growing at an incredible rate!
**[04:28] ---**
Those are plants that are often used
for space bonsai arrangements.
**[04:33] ---**
But why is the corporal doing this?
**[04:35] ---**
He's a pro when it comes
to survival combat situations.
**[04:39] ---**
So he's probably planning to
turn all of Pekopon into a jungle
**[04:41] ---**
to give him the battlefield
advantage for his invasion.
**[04:45] ---**
The city you live in is sure to become
a battlefield in the near future!
**[04:49] ---**
Natsumi,
**[04:50] ---**
if we meet again, it will be
on the battlefield.
**[04:54] ---**
This is terrible, sir!
**[04:56] ---**
What about my copy of *Monthly Alpha?!*
**[04:58] ---**
He's your subordinate, right?! Do something!
**[05:02] ---**
That may be true,
**[05:03] ---**
but no one can stop Giroro
once he's gone berserk, ma'am.
**[05:07] ---**
And you call yourself a commander?!
**[05:22] ---**
What's that?
**[05:24] ---**
Ammo containing the
space herbicide Super-V-JOLT.
**[05:28] ---**
I mean, it wouldn't be very funny
if he got attacked by his own plants.
**[05:32] ---**
So the city will go back to normal
if we use that, right?
**[05:35] ---**
Kululu, can't you use your skills
to do something here?
**[05:40] ---**
If I started making it now,
it'd take at least three days.
**[05:43] ---**
That'd be too late!
**[05:45] ---**
It looks like we have no choice
but to use the supply that Giroro has.
**[05:48] ---**
Oh, so busy! I am so busy!
**[05:52] ---**
My stomachache has suddenly
started to hurt!
**[05:54] ---**
Uncle!
**[05:55] ---**
It hurts, Lady Mois!
**[05:57] ---**
Sheesh! I'm not counting
on you guys anymore!
**[06:02] ---**
I'll take the herbicide from Giroro myself!
**[06:05] ---**
S-Sis!
**[06:06] ---**
Lady Natsumi,
that is being foolhardy, ma'am!
**[06:09] ---**
I don't mean to brag,
but I've never lost against him!
**[06:20] ---**
I know what I said, but...
**[06:22] ---**
Where could Giroro be?
**[06:29] ---**
The monster space plant
known as the triffidra.
***SIGN*** Monster Space Plant Triffidra
**[06:31] ---**
Anything that it sees moving will be
considered prey and captured.
**[06:34] ---**
A frightful carnivorous plant!
**[06:47] ---**
S-Sis is amazing...
**[06:50] ---**
She's 100% serious.
**[06:52] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Adhesive Space Plant Violet Monse
**[06:59] ---**
The adhesive space plant
known as the violet monse.
**[07:02] ---**
Once it has captured prey
with its sticky leaves,
**[07:04] ---**
it will never let go!
**[07:07] ---**
If you want them that badly,
you can have them.
**[07:15] ---**
Wow! They're beautiful!
**[07:19] ---**
We're under attack! We're under attack!
**[07:21] ---**
Wh-What?
**[07:22] ---**
We're under attack! We're under attack!
We're under attack!
**[07:31] ---**
Giroro must be at the top of this tower.
**[07:36] ---**
So you've come,
just as I expected. Natsumi...
**[07:45] ---**
Just you wait, Giroro!
**[07:59] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:00] ---**
Giroro?!
**[08:00] ---**
Don't come any further!
**[08:02] ---**
I can't guarantee your safety
beyond that point!
**[08:05] ---**
Turn back immediately! Got it?
**[08:07] ---**
What are you, an idiot?!
As if I could ever agree to that!
***SIGN*** Fiendish Space Plant Flytrapperus
**[08:46] ---**
Sis!
**[08:47] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[08:57] ---**
Sis...
**[08:58] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[09:01] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[09:02] ---**
Uncle?
**[09:03] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?!
**[09:06] ---**
I've come so far...
**[09:08] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:10] ---**
Giroro!
**[09:21] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:27] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:30] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:35] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[09:37] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[09:38] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Come into my bosom!
**[09:44] ---**
She used me as a springboard?!
**[09:47] ---**
What?!
**[09:49] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:51] ---**
Giroro.
**[09:52] ---**
Giroro. Giroro.
**[09:53] ---**
Giroro.
**[10:18] ---**
The mysterious plants that
blanketed Inner-Tokyo overnight
**[10:21] ---**
have disappeared just
as suddenly as they appeared.
**[10:26] ---**
These plants were unlike any known
to the field of botany,
**[10:29] ---**
and some have theorized
that they were extraterrestrial.
**[10:32] ---**
So the results of the investigation
to come are much anticipated.
**[10:37] ---**
Hey, where do you think you're going?
**[10:40] ---**
Don't make a warrior
suffer any further humiliation.
**[10:47] ---**
Sheesh! What are you saying?
**[10:52] ---**
Quit trying to act cool and
help clean up the aftermath!
**[10:56] ---**
And it's just too dangerous to
leave you up to your own devices,
**[11:00] ---**
so you're going to stay
where I can keep an eye on you!
**[11:03] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[11:07] ---**
All is safe with the world.
**[11:10] ---**
A broken bone grows
stronger when mended, indeed.
**[11:28] ---**
I'm back.
**[11:42] ---**
While they took some twists and turns,
**[11:44] ---**
the entire Keroro Platoon
is now safely assembled here!
**[11:57] ---**
One sunny day, a large package
was delivered to the Hinata residence.
***SIGN*** Sunrise Transport Delivery Service
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[12:01] ---**
Hey, it's from Grandma!
***SIGN*** Akina Hinata
**[12:04] ---**
Are they supply goods from
Admiral Hinata, sir?
**[12:07] ---**
Could it possibly be
the new Gundam model?!
**[12:10] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[12:13] ---**
Wow!
**[12:14] ---**
These are carp streamers!
**[12:16] ---**
Carp streamers?
**[12:20] ---**
Fuyuki: Swim, Carp Streamers, Sir!
**[12:26] ---**
Fuyu-kun, thank you for the other day.
**[12:29] ---**
In return, I'm sending you
something you used to love.
**[12:32] ---**
I hope you put them up over there, too.
**[12:34] ---**
From Grandma Akina.
**[12:37] ---**
They bring back old memories,
but I'm really not at that age anymore.
**[12:41] ---**
Wow, what a beautiful pattern!
**[12:47] ---**
Are these clothes?
**[12:49] ---**
It's an interesting camouflage pattern,
but a bit on the flashy side.
**[12:52] ---**
Is this a helmet?
**[12:54] ---**
Ooh! Th-That is...!
**[12:58] ---**
Wh-What is this strange sense
that it fits?
***SIGN*** Warrior Sergeant Keroro Sergeant Keroro Mk-II
**[13:02] ---**
Could I expand into a new series?
Is this that kind of possibility?
***SIGN*** Ribbit Ribbit Sergeant Keroro
***SIGN*** More! Sergeant Keroro Sergeant Keroro Z
***SIGN*** Shogun
**[13:07] ---**
Shogun?!
**[13:08] ---**
Shogun Keroro?!
***SIGN*** Shogun Keroro
**[13:10] ---**
That's a decorative piece.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[13:15] ---**
It's a replica of the kabuto helmets
that were used long ago in Japan.
**[13:19] ---**
Those are called carp streamers,
**[13:20] ---**
and you put them up on
Children's Day, which is May 5th.
**[13:24] ---**
Children's Day?
**[13:25] ---**
It's also called the Boys' Festival,
**[13:27] ---**
where families with boys
**[13:29] ---**
will put up carp streamers and
put helmets and armor on display
**[13:32] ---**
in hopes that their boys will be healthy.
**[13:34] ---**
Ooh! Then let us put up the
carp streamers right away, sir!
**[13:38] ---**
But I'm in middle school already.
**[13:44] ---**
Oh!
**[13:47] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[13:49] ---**
I feel bad about this
because Grandma meant well,
**[13:51] ---**
but I'm just not at that
carp streamer age anymore.
**[13:54] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[13:55] ---**
Eat this, sir.
**[14:08] ---**
Huh? What's going on?
**[14:11] ---**
Allow me to explain!
**[14:13] ---**
What Sergeant Keroro used
was the "If we lived twice" Gun.
***SIGN*** "If we lived twice" Gun
**[14:16] ---**
Anyone hit with the beam
from this gun grows young again.
**[14:23] ---**
Now, Master Fuyuki has
regained his childlike innocence!
**[14:27] ---**
Yay!
**[14:29] ---**
Yay!
**[14:31] ---**
Yay!
**[14:34] ---**
This is the all-purpose
weaponization drink Nanora.
***SIGN*** All-Purpose Weaponization Drink
***SIGN*** Nanora
**[14:38] ---**
About 250 cc should do it for this.
**[14:43] ---**
Make it drink this Nanora, and...
**[14:50] ---**
...through the work of nanomachines,
they turn into weapons.
**[14:56] ---**
I am Shogun Keroro, the shogun
who governs Children's Day, sir!
**[15:01] ---**
Men, follow me!
**[15:03] ---**
We will unify the land, sir!
**[15:05] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:08] ---**
Hey, Sarge!
**[15:09] ---**
Ah, Master Fuyuki.
**[15:11] ---**
There, there. Do you want
some candy, sir?
**[15:15] ---**
Don't "there, there" me!
**[15:16] ---**
That kabuto helmet
you're wearing is mine!
**[15:19] ---**
Give it back!
**[15:22] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[15:23] ---**
Quit acting all big when you're just a frog!
**[15:25] ---**
Come on! Give it back already!
**[15:27] ---**
I said, give it back!
**[15:29] ---**
Give it back! Give it back!
I said, give it back!
**[15:30] ---**
His personality seems different somehow...
**[15:33] ---**
So this is what Fukki
was like when he was little?
**[15:40] ---**
My time as Shogun Keroro
sure was short...
**[15:43] ---**
And there goes my dream
of unifying the land...
**[15:48] ---**
Unifying the land?
**[15:50] ---**
Let's do it! Let's unify the land!
**[15:53] ---**
All right! We're going to unify
the land, starting right now!
**[15:56] ---**
What?!
**[15:56] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:58] ---**
Sheesh! What's all the ruckus about?
**[16:01] ---**
F-Fuyuki?!
**[16:02] ---**
Hey, what happened to you?!
**[16:04] ---**
Off we go to unify the land!
**[16:07] ---**
Don't give me that nonsense!
**[16:09] ---**
Come on, get off of there!
**[16:10] ---**
I don't wanna! Let go, Sis!
**[16:13] ---**
I said, let go!
**[16:14] ---**
Kululu, do something!
***SIGN*** Summon Nyororo
***SIGN*** Click
**[16:18] ---**
Click.
**[16:21] ---**
Hey! Let me down!
**[16:24] ---**
Lady Mois, we shall leave the rest to you!
**[16:27] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[16:28] ---**
Okay, off we go!
**[16:31] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:34] ---**
I never imagined I would get to
unify the land with you, Master Fuyuki.
**[16:38] ---**
Sounds like fun!
**[16:39] ---**
Well, I suppose this is part of being social.
***SIGN*** Children's
Park
**[16:46] ---**
Don't connect that side
without my permission!
**[16:48] ---**
It's cooler this way!
**[16:50] ---**
What?!
**[16:51] ---**
Attention, everyone!
**[16:55] ---**
I'm Commander Hinata
of the Keroro Platoon.
**[16:58] ---**
Starting today, this park is our territory,
belonging to the Keron Army!
**[17:02] ---**
Territory?
**[17:03] ---**
No fighting allowed in my territories!
**[17:06] ---**
Play nice. Got it?
**[17:08] ---**
O-Okay...
**[17:09] ---**
All right!
**[17:11] ---**
On to the next place!
**[17:12] ---**
Those carp streamers are flying!
**[17:14] ---**
That's so cool!
**[17:17] ---**
What did you think of that?
**[17:18] ---**
It was brilliant!
**[17:20] ---**
I... I hate to admit it,
but that was masterful, sir.
**[17:23] ---**
It was, right?
**[17:24] ---**
Watching the things you do,
**[17:25] ---**
I've always thought that you were
a hopeless commander.
**[17:29] ---**
A fair argument.
**[17:31] ---**
I feel bad saying this,
but he has a point.
**[17:34] ---**
Hopeless...
**[17:35] ---**
Me, hopeless...
**[17:37] ---**
Okay, we're going to keep going
like this and add lots more territories!
**[17:41] ---**
Yeah!
**[17:42] ---**
Yay!
**[17:46] ---**
Wow.
**[17:51] ---**
Hey, Grandma.
**[17:53] ---**
Why don't the carp streamers fly away?
**[17:56] ---**
That's because they still
need to watch over you for now.
**[18:02] ---**
Huh.
**[18:03] ---**
But when you grow up,
**[18:07] ---**
I'm sure they'll fly freely in
the skies and let you ride them.
**[18:10] ---**
Really?!
**[18:12] ---**
Yay!
**[18:13] ---**
What do you want to do
when you grow up, Fuyu-kun?
**[18:16] ---**
Well...
***SIGN*** Unify the Land
**[18:18] ---**
Unify the land!
**[18:19] ---**
Oh, my.
**[18:21] ---**
I'll unify the land
**[18:22] ---**
and make Hibagon and Nessie my pets,
**[18:25] ---**
and make the pyramids
and Stonehenge my homes,
**[18:27] ---**
and live in them happily with you!
**[18:30] ---**
Oh, my, how delightful.
***SIGN*** Curry
Fair
**[18:40] ---**
Family restaurants can only
serve kids' meals and desserts!
**[18:45] ---**
I'll make it so bookstores
only sell fun manga
**[18:47] ---**
and books on the
mysteries of the world!
***SIGN*** TV Inner-Tokyo
**[18:51] ---**
TV stations are only allowed
to show anime all day long!
**[18:57] ---**
Yay! My territory's starting
to expand little by little!
**[19:00] ---**
You are amazing!
**[19:02] ---**
There goes my standing as a leader...
**[19:04] ---**
I thought this was just a kid having fun,
**[19:06] ---**
but his ability to get things done
is worthy of admiration.
**[19:10] ---**
Okay, what should I conquer next?
**[19:12] ---**
Let us conquer candy factories,
so we can have free candy!
**[19:17] ---**
Let's conquer the
wholesale district in Asakusa
**[19:19] ---**
and buy up capsule toys in
mass quantities, sir!
**[19:22] ---**
Enough, you wretched fools!
**[19:24] ---**
Take this a little more seriously!
**[19:26] ---**
What are you doing, stooping
to the same level as a kid?!
**[19:28] ---**
Then what would you do, Giroro?
**[19:31] ---**
For example,
**[19:32] ---**
we could seize Pekopon factories
**[19:34] ---**
and make them mass-produce
weapons for our army!
**[19:37] ---**
I've decided!
**[19:37] ---**
What?!
**[19:39] ---**
Let's take over the Diet Building!
**[19:41] ---**
Or, like, nation's center?
***SIGN*** Center of Government
**[19:44] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Invaders
**[19:45] ---**
I-Isn't that a little too risky,
no matter what our goals are?
***SIGN*** Kid
**[19:47] ---**
It's okay.
**[19:48] ---**
At this rate, things won't change,
no matter who becomes prime minister,
**[19:53] ---**
We are so sorry!
**[19:53] ---**
and we have to take a firmer stance,
or other countries will never take us seriously.
**[19:54] ---**
These are just the ramblings of a kid!
**[19:56] ---**
Please laugh it off
and pay no attention to him!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[20:00] ---**
Let's do it! Unify the land!
**[20:03] ---**
Somehow, I am beginning to feel
like this is the way to go, sir!
**[20:07] ---**
Shall we go deliver a nice
bit of butt-kicking?!
**[20:10] ---**
Darn it! My tears just
won't stop, for some reason!
**[20:15] ---**
I like the sound of this.
**[20:17] ---**
All right! Off we go!
**[20:19] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:27] ---**
What's this music?
**[20:29] ---**
Ah, is it that late already?
**[20:34] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[20:37] ---**
I have to get home fast!
**[20:40] ---**
Or Mom's going to yell at me!
**[20:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki, the Diet Building is that way!
**[20:46] ---**
I don't care about that anymore!
**[20:49] ---**
I'm sorry, Mom!
**[20:59] ---**
I'm back.
**[21:01] ---**
Welcome home.
**[21:07] ---**
Sounds like you had a full day.
**[21:08] ---**
Oh, Mom! It wasn't funny!
**[21:12] ---**
So? Did you yell at him properly?
**[21:16] ---**
The thing is...
**[21:18] ---**
...after seeing him sleeping,
I lost the will to yell at him.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm told he should be
back to normal by morning,
**[21:25] ---**
so let's just let him sleep.
**[21:28] ---**
I guess he remembered
my instruction to come home
**[21:31] ---**
when he heard the music.
**[21:33] ---**
Good boy, Fuyuki.
**[21:37] ---**
Oh, that reminds me.
What about Kero-chan and the rest?
**[21:39] ---**
Oh, them? Right about now, they're...
**[21:44] ---**
The big black carp is
the commander, sir.
**[21:47] ---**
The bright red carp is... brr...
**[21:49] ---**
This wind is so cold...
**[21:54] ---**
They all seem to be having fun,
swimming up there.
**[21:59] ---**
Uh, I don't think they're
having much fun there...
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:12] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:32] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:37] ---**
Giroro here!
**[23:39] ---**
I hear there's a terrible disease
called "May depression" on Pekopon.
**[23:42] ---**
You apparently lose your willpower.
**[23:44] ---**
Imagine if Keroro should catch this disease
and become even lazier...
**[23:49] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, everyone
is alone on the court, sir!
**[23:53] ---**
"Natsumi & Koyuki:
Princess of Tennis, Sir!"
**[23:57] ---**
"Keroro: A Fine May Day,
Perfect for Invading, Sir!"
**[24:00] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:02] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E56 - Natsumi & Koyuki: Princess of Tennis, Sir! / Keroro: A Fine May Day, Perfect for Invading, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDK28/natsumi--koyuki-princess-of-tennis-sir--keroro-a-fine-may-day-perfect-for-invading-sir)
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**[00:00] ---**
I've turned over a new leaf.
**[00:02] ---**
I will defeat Natsumi-san with my very hands!
**[00:05] ---**
Fine, I'll do it!
**[00:07] ---**
You have a fatal weakness,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
**[00:10] ---**
I've come so far...
**[00:12] ---**
I don't want to lose to myself!
**[00:14] ---**
Here we go, Natsumi!
**[00:16] ---**
If you lose, you will be
penalized with the afro!
**[00:20] ---**
Hard-working!
**[00:22] ---**
And cute!
**[00:23] ---**
And well-loved!
**[00:24] ---**
That description belongs exclusively to me!
**[00:26] ---**
Those who get in my way
must be eliminated immediately.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:12] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:24] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:33] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:33] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:37] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:44] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:55] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[02:01] ---**
The dead of night, when even
the trees and grass are asleep...
**[02:06] ---**
Deep in the mountains,
far from civilization...
**[02:09] ---**
...there is one girl hard at training.
**[02:13] ---**
Too soft!
**[02:14] ---**
I'm still not fully committed!
**[02:17] ---**
Are you truly certain of this?
**[02:19] ---**
Koyuki-dono, have you no
intention of reconsidering?
**[02:23] ---**
I've turned over a new leaf.
**[02:25] ---**
Down with Hinata Natsumi!
**[02:28] ---**
I will defeat Natsumi with my very hands!
**[02:32] ---**
What could have possibly befallen
Azumaya Koyuki?
**[02:39] ---**
Natsumi & Koyuki:
Princess of Tennis, Sir!
**[02:45] ---**
You sure have it rough, Sis.
**[02:48] ---**
So many teams asking you to help them out.
**[02:51] ---**
I haven't played tennis in so long!
**[02:53] ---**
But I feel like my instincts
are mostly back now.
**[02:56] ---**
You're no good at all.
**[02:57] ---**
Huh?
**[02:59] ---**
You are woefully and
utterly inadequate, ma'am.
**[03:01] ---**
What was that?!
**[03:03] ---**
You have a fatal weakness,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Fatal Weakness
**[03:07] ---**
A fatal weakness?
**[03:09] ---**
Well, not that it would bother me one bit
if you totally humiliated yourself.
**[03:14] ---**
And it's not like I'm
obligated to tell you, ma'am.
**[03:17] ---**
Hey, what is it?!
**[03:19] ---**
Let's hear what this supposed
weakness is, you stupid frog!
**[03:25] ---**
You called me a stupid frog!
**[03:28] ---**
I could never give
information to such a person!
**[03:32] ---**
Huh?
**[03:33] ---**
Until you overcome this weakness,
**[03:36] ---**
you will never be able to surpass me!
**[03:39] ---**
Yes!
**[03:40] ---**
Follow me, Natsumi!
**[03:41] ---**
I shall continue to run
ahead of you, ma'am!
**[03:46] ---**
No way I'm following you!
**[03:49] ---**
Then you can just keep
agonizing on your own.
**[03:54] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[03:56] ---**
Prepare yourself!
**[04:02] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[04:03] ---**
I've been worried, because you
haven't been to school in ages.
**[04:07] ---**
I'm so happy! You were worried about me?!
**[04:12] ---**
No! I have turned over a new leaf!
**[04:14] ---**
I have no reason to
expect kindness from my enemy!
**[04:18] ---**
Enemy?
***SIGN*** Challenge to a Duel
**[04:19] ---**
Please accept this!
**[04:21] ---**
"Challenge to a duel"?
***SIGN*** Duel
**[04:24] ---**
Duel!
**[04:25] ---**
That's right! This is a duel!
***SIGN*** Destined Rivals
**[04:28] ---**
Destined rivals!
**[04:30] ---**
Bring it on!
***SIGN*** Sweat & Tears
**[04:33] ---**
Sweat and tears!
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[04:34] ---**
And friendship!
**[04:36] ---**
Our friendship is forever!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Heartpounding Productions
***SIGN*** Moved
**[04:44] ---**
A-Are you telling me...
**[04:46] ---**
...that you were influenced by this show...?
**[04:50] ---**
It's hard for me to fight against
my beloved Natsumi-san, too.
**[04:53] ---**
But if I duel you, we'll be
bound by even deeper friendship.
***SIGN*** Passionate Friendship
of Dawn
**[04:58] ---**
That is what this video taught me!
**[05:00] ---**
So let's duel, Natsumi-san!
**[05:03] ---**
We don't have to do that.
We're friends already!
**[05:06] ---**
In that case...
**[05:10] ---**
...have a tennis match!
**[05:12] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[05:14] ---**
Koyuki.
**[05:15] ---**
Yes?
**[05:15] ---**
On the court, you will be able
to fight to your heart's content
**[05:18] ---**
without interference from anyone.
**[05:20] ---**
That's true!
**[05:22] ---**
Natsumi!
**[05:23] ---**
What?
**[05:23] ---**
Don't you think playing a match
against Koyuki, an all-around athlete,
**[05:26] ---**
is the perfect way to
overcome your fatal weakness?!
***SIGN*** Fatal
**[05:32] ---**
Maybe...
**[05:33] ---**
Let us do it, Natsumi-san!
**[05:35] ---**
It's settled.
**[05:36] ---**
However, if you lose,
you will be penalized with an afro!
***SIGN*** Ohhh ho ho ho ho ho
**[05:43] ---**
Why the heck?
**[05:44] ---**
Hey! How does the afro
come into play here?!
**[05:48] ---**
The afro...
**[05:49] ---**
I think I might be a bit interested
in seeing Natsumi in an afro...
***SIGN*** Blush
**[05:52] ---**
Why?
**[05:53] ---**
Then it is settled!
***SIGN*** Ohhh ho ho ho
***SIGN*** Underground Base Specially-Installed Tennis Court
**[05:57] ---**
The underground base has a
specially-installed tennis court!
**[06:01] ---**
Sheesh! There you go again, building
these things without permission!
**[06:04] ---**
I prepared this for you to
overcome your fatal weakness!
**[06:09] ---**
The EL-ME 2!
**[06:12] ---**
Here we go, Natsumi!
**[06:15] ---**
What?!
**[06:20] ---**
That's dangerous!
**[06:21] ---**
Don't you wish to know
what your weakness is?!
**[06:24] ---**
If you wish to know, show me you
can endure this intensive training!
**[06:28] ---**
Fine, I'll do it!
**[06:32] ---**
There!
**[06:38] ---**
Your duel is tomorrow!
**[06:39] ---**
If you wish to know your weakness,
**[06:41] ---**
return these balls
as if your life depended on it!
**[06:43] ---**
Huh?
**[06:47] ---**
What could it be?
**[06:48] ---**
This weakness the stupid frog says I have...
**[06:50] ---**
It's bugging me,
**[06:51] ---**
and I can't focus!
**[06:53] ---**
This weakness that Sergeant Ker...
sorry, Madame Kero...
**[06:57] ---**
speaks of... what could it be?!
**[07:00] ---**
Come on, just tell me on the sly.
**[07:03] ---**
Gero?
**[07:04] ---**
Actually, she has no
weakness to begin with.
**[07:08] ---**
What?
**[07:08] ---**
But I thought if I told her that,
she'd be unable to focus on her game!
***SIGN*** Nothing but
a mean prank
**[07:13] ---**
You're a demon in a blonde wig!
**[07:17] ---**
I'll have Lady Natsumi in an afro,
whether she likes it or not,
**[07:21] ---**
and I'll distribute embarrassing
afro photos of her on the Internet!
***SIGN*** Ohh ho ho ho ho
**[07:28] ---**
I've come so far...
**[07:30] ---**
I don't want to lose to myself!
***SIGN*** Yard Ball Scoop Board
Illustrations to Make One
**[08:05] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[08:10] ---**
And finally, the day of the duel...
I mean, the match.
**[08:13] ---**
Rah! Rah! Natchi!
**[08:16] ---**
Rah, rah, Natchi! Rah, rah, Natchi!
**[08:19] ---**
You'll be humiliated before us all,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am.
**[08:22] ---**
Okay, best-of-three-set match!
Azumaya-san serving!
**[08:27] ---**
Here I go, Natsumi!
**[08:29] ---**
Ninja Art:
**[08:32] ---**
Eight-Way Scattershot!
**[08:35] ---**
What?
**[08:35] ---**
The ball multiplied into eight?!
**[08:41] ---**
That's Lady Koyuki for you!
**[08:42] ---**
Eight-Way Scattershot!
**[08:46] ---**
Lady Natsumi is certain to
end up in an afro now, sir.
**[08:49] ---**
Ace! Thirty-love!
**[08:50] ---**
Rah! Rah! Natchi!
**[08:53] ---**
Go, go, Natchi!
**[08:55] ---**
Eight-Way Scattershot!
**[08:57] ---**
A puny serve like this...
**[09:00] ---**
No way I'm losing to it!
**[09:04] ---**
She did it!
**[09:09] ---**
Amazing!
**[09:10] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[09:11] ---**
Natsumi really is amazing!
She countered my ninja technique!
**[09:15] ---**
But I'm not losing, no matter what!
**[09:17] ---**
Body Double Jutsu!
**[09:20] ---**
What?!
**[09:21] ---**
Now it's Koyuki-chan that's multiplied!
**[09:26] ---**
I can't predict where
the return's going to come!
**[09:30] ---**
But I've got my legs!
**[09:36] ---**
I'll run and run and run my butt off!
**[09:48] ---**
Ninja Art:
**[09:49] ---**
Smoke Ball!
**[09:54] ---**
Ninja Art:
**[09:55] ---**
Water Pillar!
**[10:03] ---**
What's this I'm feeling?
**[10:08] ---**
I'm getting all worked up
against Koyuki-chan. But...
**[10:12] ---**
Along with Natsumi-san's returns,
**[10:13] ---**
I feel like her heart is
reaching out to me, too.
**[10:16] ---**
I can feel your heart
reaching out, Koyuki-chan.
**[10:20] ---**
I see! This is what you were talking about!
**[10:23] ---**
The passionate friendship
born of competition!
**[10:27] ---**
This is amazing!
**[10:29] ---**
It's like there's no break.
**[10:31] ---**
Or, like, fitness contest?
**[10:35] ---**
Ninja Art:
**[10:36] ---**
Spider Silk!
**[10:40] ---**
There!
**[10:44] ---**
Curse you!
***SIGN*** Shaggy Shaggy Shaggalicious Shaggy Shaggy
**[10:46] ---**
At this rate,
**[10:48] ---**
my precious "Operation: Put Lady
Natsumi in an Afro" will be ruined!
***SIGN*** Myeowwwn Concert Dasonu Maso
**[10:50] ---**
It's time to go to
any and all lengths, sir!
**[10:53] ---**
Dasonu Maso, come here!
***SIGN*** Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
**[10:59] ---**
Huh?
**[11:00] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
**[11:01] ---**
No way! Don't tell me...
**[11:12] ---**
I am DASONU☆MASO!
***SIGN*** DANCE☆MAN
**[11:15] ---**
Dasonu...?
***SIGN*** DASONU☆MASO
**[11:17] ---**
Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[11:19] ---**
Dasonu Maso can use the beams
that he emits from his eyes
**[11:22] ---**
to instantly give people an afro hairdo.
**[11:25] ---**
He is a frightening alien.
**[11:26] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out!
**[11:27] ---**
I appear without any
good reason whatsoever
**[11:30] ---**
just for the afro punch line!
**[11:33] ---**
That's who I am!
***SIGN*** Ohhh ho ho ho ho ho ho
**[11:37] ---**
I want you to waste no time
giving these two afros!
**[11:40] ---**
What?!
**[11:41] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[11:42] ---**
Fever Time!
***SIGN*** Shaggy Shaggy Shaggy...
**[11:46] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:48] ---**
Not so fast!
**[11:56] ---**
You were good, Koyuki-chan.
**[11:58] ---**
Same to you, Natsumi-san.
**[12:00] ---**
Truly what I would have
expected of my Natsumi-san!
**[12:05] ---**
The match was never settled,
**[12:07] ---**
but Natsumi-chan and Koyuki-chan were
able to deepen their friendship.
**[12:13] ---**
Why must I suffer like this?
**[12:17] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
The match wasn't settled, either!
***SIGN*** I'll comb
straight out!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[12:21] ---**
I'll comb straight out!
I'll comb... I'll comb... I'll comb straight out!
**[12:23] ---**
Why us, too?
**[12:25] ---**
Or, like, futures entwined?
**[12:38] ---**
May.
**[12:39] ---**
Clear skies as far as the eye can see.
**[12:42] ---**
The season when the greenery
is particularly brilliant.
**[12:44] ---**
And it is also the season when
new lives are brought into the world.
**[12:55] ---**
Keroro: A Fine May Day,
Perfect for Invading, Sir!
**[13:01] ---**
This is a clump of dirt, sir.
**[13:04] ---**
It must be the work of
neighborhood rascals, sir.
**[13:08] ---**
Take this! Lethal Technique,
Gatling Broom Attack!
**[13:14] ---**
Ooh! He's making one broom
look like many!
**[13:17] ---**
You can't do that, Sarge.
**[13:19] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
**[13:23] ---**
To think his own technique
would work against him.
**[13:26] ---**
This is a precious swallow's nest.
**[13:29] ---**
Swallow?
***SIGN*** Spring
**[13:30] ---**
They're migratory birds that come
to Japan every year around this season
***SIGN*** Summer
***SIGN*** Autumn
**[13:33] ---**
to raise their young.
***SIGN*** Winter
**[13:36] ---**
They're hard-working and cute,
**[13:38] ---**
so they're well-loved, you know.
**[13:42] ---**
Leave it alone, okay?
**[13:43] ---**
Okay!
**[13:44] ---**
Or, like, protect nature?
**[13:46] ---**
I object, Master Fuyuki!
**[13:48] ---**
Huh?
**[13:48] ---**
Hard-working!
**[13:50] ---**
And cute!
**[13:51] ---**
And well-loved!
***SIGN*** Huge Star
**[13:52] ---**
That description belongs exclusively to me!
**[13:54] ---**
And yet...
**[13:57] ---**
Making a mud nest like
this without permission!
**[13:59] ---**
I do not want such a freeloading squatter
**[14:01] ---**
infringing on my exclusive rights, sir!
**[14:03] ---**
That's easy for you to say, but...
**[14:05] ---**
That's no fair! That's no fair!
**[14:10] ---**
Oh, welcome home, Fuyuki.
**[14:12] ---**
Oh, Sis...
**[14:17] ---**
See? There.
**[14:18] ---**
Wow! That's wonderful! A swallow's nest!
**[14:21] ---**
So lots of swallows
traversed the vast, distant skies
**[14:24] ---**
to visit us again this year.
**[14:26] ---**
Through rain...
**[14:27] ---**
Through wind...
**[14:29] ---**
Even on stormy days...
**[14:31] ---**
Oh, would you listen to me?
Maybe I've got it in me to be a poet!
**[14:36] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[14:37] ---**
You do anything to this,
and I'll make you sorry!
**[14:43] ---**
Arrrggghh!
**[14:44] ---**
How am I any different
from this so-called swallow?!
**[14:48] ---**
I would like a satisfactory
explanation, sir!
**[14:51] ---**
Argh! I swear!
**[14:53] ---**
Want me to explain it to you?
**[14:55] ---**
Yeah, do!
**[14:56] ---**
In other words,
**[14:58] ---**
these swallows have the charisma
to command such attention.
**[15:00] ---**
Right, right.
**[15:01] ---**
You do not!
**[15:03] ---**
Period.
**[15:05] ---**
Okay, now I'm fuming!
**[15:07] ---**
Yeah! Fuming!
**[15:08] ---**
Who knows what I might do right now!
**[15:11] ---**
Those who get in my way
must be eliminated immediately.
**[15:14] ---**
He's acting furious, but he's still plotting.
**[15:16] ---**
The key here is to neatly
make it look like an accident.
**[15:25] ---**
A ball...
**[15:26] ---**
...that some kid...
**[15:28] ---**
...kicked in here...
**[15:30] ---**
...just happened to slam into the nest!
**[15:35] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[15:36] ---**
What?!
**[15:46] ---**
If you want to play soccer that badly,
I'll play with you good and long!
**[15:50] ---**
N-No, thank you very much, ma'am.
**[16:07] ---**
Curse you, swallow!
You won't get away with this!
***SIGN*** You won't get away with this!
**[16:11] ---**
There it is!
The sarge's unjustified resentment!
**[16:13] ---**
This time, it'll be perfect!
**[16:15] ---**
Practice swings! The bat will just happen
to strike the swallow's nest!
**[16:19] ---**
Morning.
**[16:21] ---**
A g-good morning to you, Lady Natsumi.
**[16:24] ---**
Are you at least a little remorseful now?
**[16:26] ---**
Yes! Like my head split open!
**[16:30] ---**
Kero?
**[16:36] ---**
What?!
**[16:38] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi, y-your head...
**[16:42] ---**
What in the world...
**[16:43] ---**
I haven't done anything.
Is something wrong?
**[16:48] ---**
Sis. Sarge. Morning.
**[16:50] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[16:52] ---**
How could this be?!
**[16:54] ---**
What's wrong?
**[16:55] ---**
You're making a funny face.
**[16:58] ---**
What are you saying?
His face looks funny to begin with.
**[17:01] ---**
Now that you mention it, you have a point.
**[17:07] ---**
C-Could this...
**[17:09] ---**
...p-possibly be...
***SIGN*** In Fashion Trendy Item
**[17:12] ---**
...i-in fashion? Maybe?
**[17:18] ---**
It is now the season when
balmy early summer breezes
**[17:21] ---**
pleasantly brush against one's skin.
**[17:23] ---**
Another fine day.
**[17:26] ---**
North, south, east, west. Nothing unusual...
**[17:30] ---**
What could that light be?!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Pleasant Morning Meeting
***SIGN*** This Week's Goals
**[17:45] ---**
This invasion is never going to
make any progress, at this rate!
**[17:48] ---**
Come on, let's take it easy.
**[17:51] ---**
Or, like, composed mindset?
**[17:55] ---**
So this thing really is in fashion right now.
**[17:59] ---**
I've totally missed the boat, sir.
**[18:02] ---**
Darn.
**[18:02] ---**
Hey! Hey! Where did you all get those?!
**[18:05] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[18:07] ---**
Oh, come on! Like you don't know!
**[18:10] ---**
Let me in on it, too.
Give, give and take on me!
**[18:14] ---**
Just as I thought.
**[18:15] ---**
Hey, Dororo.
**[18:17] ---**
You haven't gotten one yet, either?
**[18:19] ---**
You're so behind the times.
**[18:21] ---**
Keroro-kun, the Hinata household
is in terrible trouble indeed!
**[18:25] ---**
What?
**[18:31] ---**
I-Is it that fashionable?
**[18:34] ---**
What are you saying, Keroro-kun?!
**[18:37] ---**
You can see traces of the
anti-barrier they are using!
**[18:39] ---**
What?!
**[18:41] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
some kind of hostile invading alien?
**[18:46] ---**
That's...!
**[18:48] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[18:54] ---**
Th-This is...
**[18:56] ---**
So the entire city is already
under their control, sir?
**[19:13] ---**
Eating dirt!
**[19:16] ---**
Eating bugs!
**[19:18] ---**
So bitter!
**[19:22] ---**
Eating dirt! Eating bugs! So bitter!
**[19:28] ---**
Eating dirt! Eating bugs! So bitter!
**[19:40] ---**
Or, like, nervous swallow?
**[20:04] ---**
I am sorry.
**[20:05] ---**
Huh?
**[20:06] ---**
We have taken the liberty of finding
shelter among you for a short while.
**[20:10] ---**
Thanks to you, my children
are now safely hatched.
**[20:14] ---**
We Swallowans are a people
**[20:16] ---**
who live in this way as we travel
across the universe.
**[20:20] ---**
We must once again depart
immediately for the next planet.
**[20:27] ---**
Come, my children,
thank the people of this planet.
**[20:31] ---**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[20:34] ---**
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
**[20:40] ---**
Whoa! These are all Swallowans?!
**[20:44] ---**
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
**[21:01] ---**
In other words,
**[21:02] ---**
we had been utterly and completely
invaded, just for a short while.
**[21:09] ---**
Hey, hey, I feel light as a feather!
**[21:12] ---**
I feel incredibly clear-headed
for some reason, too!
**[21:15] ---**
Feeling great!
**[21:17] ---**
Or, like, boundless vigor?
**[21:19] ---**
Of course!
**[21:19] ---**
It is said that being
parasitized by a Swallowan
**[21:22] ---**
has the side effect of leaving
the host in peak condition.
**[21:25] ---**
I almost wish we could take a page
out of their invasion book.
**[21:29] ---**
Hey! When your children are grown,
come again, sir!
**[21:33] ---**
Next time, I would love for you
to parasitize me, too, sir!
***SIGN*** Several days later...
**[21:38] ---**
And several days later...
**[21:40] ---**
Yes!
**[21:42] ---**
Look, look!
**[21:44] ---**
Is this the latest thing?
**[21:47] ---**
Deadly bee.
**[21:49] ---**
A single dose of its poisonous sting
can drop even an African elephant.
**[21:53] ---**
You think this'll be
the next thing in fashion?
**[21:55] ---**
Mr. Sergeant,
please don't come any closer!
**[21:59] ---**
Everyone, watch out for those
invading parasitic aliens, too!
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:19] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:21] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:24] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:28] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:31] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:42] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[22:49] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[22:53] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:24] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:36] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:37] ---**
Maybe it's because it's gotten warm.
**[23:39] ---**
Lately, I've got this
irresistible urge to be active.
**[23:42] ---**
I should take this opportunity
to go on a diet!
**[23:44] ---**
But even though I think that,
**[23:45] ---**
I'll just end up eating all the calories
I lose from exercising, so...
**[23:48] ---**
Aw, man...
**[23:49] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
we have that frightening foe!
**[23:52] ---**
Keroro Platoon will be in a pinch!
**[23:54] ---**
"Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir!"
**[23:57] ---**
"Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters
of the South Seas, Sir!"
**[24:00] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:02] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E57 - Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir! / Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters of the South Seas, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKV40/dororo-the-counterattack-is-mine-sir--giant-frog-vs-great-monsters-of-the-south-seas-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
You despicable Keronians!
**[00:04] ---**
This is a Keronian problem.
**[00:06] ---**
Help me, Jabariser!
**[00:07] ---**
Everyone! I am coming!
**[00:09] ---**
Just lay my left hand alongside it...
**[00:12] ---**
I won't let you
lay your left hand alongside it!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:46] ---**
The vicious alien, Viper!
**[01:48] ---**
To Keronians, he was a natural enemy,
**[01:50] ---**
and he was truly overwhelmingly powerful.
**[01:55] ---**
However...
**[02:00] ---**
Together, the five of us are...
**[02:02] ---**
...the Keroro Platoon!
**[02:03] ---**
With the Keroro Platoon
unexpectedly coming together again...
**[02:07] ---**
I feel like I have to get hit!
**[02:10] ---**
I feel like I have to explode!
**[02:10] ---**
He was tragically defeated!
**[02:16] ---**
Thus, the menace that was Viper,
their old enemy, passed.
**[02:21] ---**
But...
**[02:24] ---**
Curse you, Keroro Platoon!
**[02:26] ---**
You killed my younger brother.
You despicable Keronians!
**[02:30] ---**
Tamama!
**[02:30] ---**
Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
**[02:31] ---**
I will be the one to crush you!
**[02:32] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:33] ---**
Keroro!
**[02:37] ---**
Just lay my left hand alongside it...
***SIGN*** Just lay my left hand alongside it...
**[02:41] ---**
In particular, this blue Keronian...
**[02:44] ---**
I'll make sure he suffers
a special kind of hell!
**[02:54] ---**
A new character has appeared!
***SIGN*** Natural Enemy Alien: Viper (Elder Brother)
**[02:56] ---**
Viper, parenthesis "elder brother"!
**[02:57] ---**
Just like his younger brother,
he is, predictably, a cliché villain!
**[03:04] ---**
Dororo: The Counterattack is Mine, Sir!
***SIGN*** 57th Keroro Platoon Regular Meeting
**[03:09] ---**
Well, so...
**[03:11] ---**
There don't seem to be any
noteworthy topics for discussion,
**[03:13] ---**
so that will be all for today's
regular meeting, sir.
**[03:16] ---**
Hold it, hold it!
**[03:18] ---**
What about new ideas on
how to carry out the invasion?!
**[03:20] ---**
A report is currently being put
together on that matter, sir.
**[03:23] ---**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Meeting in Progress
**[03:24] ---**
So, that will be all for today's
regular meeting, sir.
**[03:28] ---**
What?!
**[03:29] ---**
There are plenty of other topics
up for discussion!
**[03:31] ---**
What's going on with the invasion budget?!
**[03:33] ---**
A report is currently being put
together on that matter, sir.
**[03:36] ---**
So, that will be all for today's
regular meeting, sir.
**[03:40] ---**
Are you mocking me, jerkface?!
**[03:42] ---**
A report is currently being put
together on that matter, sir.
**[03:42] ---**
Shut up! Quit saying the same thing
over and over again!
**[03:45] ---**
A report is currently being put together...
**[03:49] ---**
A report... is currently... being put...
**[03:53] ---**
What the?!
**[03:54] ---**
That's one of my copy robots.
**[03:57] ---**
A c-copy?!
**[03:59] ---**
Where did the real thing go?!
**[04:00] ---**
Tamama!
***SIGN*** Eep!
**[04:01] ---**
I... I do not know!
**[04:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant going to see the
Jabariser Show at the amusement park
**[04:07] ---**
is something I will not tell
you about, even if it kills me!
**[04:09] ---**
Aw, and there he goes,
totally revealing everything.
**[04:09] ---**
I will never, ever tell you!
**[04:12] ---**
In the meantime,
as for what Viper was up to...
**[04:17] ---**
Are we going with the predictably
cliché attack on the amusement park?
**[04:19] ---**
Such a cliché plan is inconceivable!
**[04:22] ---**
Unlike my younger brother,
**[04:23] ---**
I do not have a foolish weakness,
**[04:25] ---**
such as a passion for
tokusatsu sentai shows!
**[04:29] ---**
Ultra-Spirit!
**[04:30] ---**
Jabariser!
***SIGN*** Yay!
***SIGN*** Woohoo!
***SIGN*** Woohoo! Woohoo! Yay! Yay!
**[04:32] ---**
Woohoo! Jabariser!
**[04:36] ---**
This is where it's at with
hero shows, sir!
**[04:39] ---**
This live performance where the stage
and audience become as one!
**[04:44] ---**
Let us go, Plum Eel Monster!
**[04:47] ---**
This is the end of Jabariser!
**[04:47] ---**
Stop! Don't do this!
**[04:49] ---**
Capture all the little ones in the hall!
**[04:55] ---**
I have been captured, sir!
**[04:57] ---**
Help me, Jabariser!
**[04:59] ---**
Quiet!
**[05:00] ---**
Gero?
**[05:01] ---**
A gun for a left hand?
**[05:02] ---**
C-Could it be you're...
**[05:04] ---**
I'm the elder brother of Viper,
whom you defeated!
**[05:07] ---**
Gero! No way! Wait! Time out!
**[05:09] ---**
Help!
**[05:10] ---**
Giroro! Tamama! Kululu!
**[05:13] ---**
Jabariser!
**[05:14] ---**
I've already fully researched
all of your weaknesses!
**[05:17] ---**
I'm going to do away with the
whole lot of you in one fell swoop!
**[05:21] ---**
I swear! Jabariser, my foot!
**[05:24] ---**
Not only Gundam models,
**[05:26] ---**
now he's gotta be
into something like that, too?
**[05:29] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[05:31] ---**
Welcome back, Giroro.
**[05:33] ---**
Say, would you undo the
zipper on my back real quick?
**[05:37] ---**
What did you say?!
**[05:38] ---**
Come on, Giroro. Hurry up.
**[05:42] ---**
Like this...
**[05:44] ---**
D-Don't, Natsumi!
**[05:52] ---**
Wow, a house made of sweets!
***SIGN*** House of Sweets
**[05:55] ---**
Could this be from Mr. Sergeant
**[05:57] ---**
for not talking about the
Jabariser Show even if it killed me?
***SIGN*** Stop!! Do not open! Opening it will mean trouble! No opening this! Danger
**[06:04] ---**
"Do not open this."
***SIGN*** Danger
**[06:06] ---**
Is that so?
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[06:08] ---**
When you're told that...
***SIGN*** Stop!! Do not open! Opening it will mean trouble! No opening this! Danger
**[06:10] ---**
...it makes you want to open it,
no matter what.
**[06:15] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[06:21] ---**
Slurp, slurp.
**[06:22] ---**
Slurp, slurp.
**[06:30] ---**
That's...!
**[06:31] ---**
Viper!
**[06:32] ---**
I have four of the Keroro Platoon members!
**[06:35] ---**
Save us, Jabariser!
**[06:37] ---**
Keroro-kun! Everyone!
**[06:39] ---**
If you value their lives,
come to my hideout!
***SIGN*** Here
***SIGN*** Current Location
**[06:47] ---**
Oh, no! We have to rescue them, quick!
**[06:49] ---**
Lady Koyuki, this is a Keronian problem.
**[06:53] ---**
I cannot involve you in this!
**[06:55] ---**
Pardon!
***SIGN*** Poof!
**[06:57] ---**
Dororo!
**[06:59] ---**
Keroro-kun! Everyone! I am coming!
***SIGN*** Hideout
This Way
**[07:05] ---**
This must be it.
**[07:06] ---**
Hideout of Viper, parenthesis
"elder brother." Talk about easy to spot!
**[07:11] ---**
So you've come with no regard
for your safety, Blue Keronian!
**[07:14] ---**
Oh, Dororo! Save us!
***SIGN*** Mecha cobras attack!!
**[07:20] ---**
Mecha cobras attack!
***SIGN*** A volley of Dororo's star knives!!
**[07:24] ---**
A volley of Dororo's star knives!
***SIGN*** Terror! A rain of mecha snakes from overhead!!
**[07:30] ---**
Terror! A rain of mecha snakes from overhead!
***SIGN*** Brilliant swordsmanship!!
**[07:36] ---**
Brilliant swordsmanship!!
**[07:38] ---**
Dororo!
**[07:40] ---**
Looks like you've got some skill.
**[07:42] ---**
However, I already have
your weakness researched, too.
**[07:45] ---**
I doubt you'll be able to clear the next trap!
**[07:50] ---**
Th-This is...
**[07:52] ---**
...the music box I used to treasure!
**[07:55] ---**
I loved it so much, but Keroro broke it...
**[08:00] ---**
And, not knowing that,
**[08:02] ---**
I suspected my little brother
and lashed out at my mom...
**[08:07] ---**
The appearance of this music box
***SIGN*** Trauma Switch
**[08:08] ---**
serves as a trigger
for Dororo's trauma switch.
**[08:12] ---**
And that time, too...
**[08:13] ---**
And that time, too... And that time, too...
**[08:16] ---**
And that time, too!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[08:22] ---**
That's right! Suffer! Suffer more!
**[08:27] ---**
Dororo!
**[08:28] ---**
Right then,
**[08:29] ---**
a switch flipped in a weird way
on Sergeant Keroro's trauma, too!
***SIGN*** Click
**[08:33] ---**
Dororo, I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[08:35] ---**
The one who let your precious
pet green-shelled turtle escape...
**[08:40] ---**
...was me!
**[08:42] ---**
Also, the one who ate the
strawberry on the shortcake
**[08:44] ---**
that you'd been saving
and looking forward to!
**[08:46] ---**
And the one who wrote the
name of the culprit on a page
**[08:48] ---**
in the middle of the
mystery novel you were reading!
**[08:51] ---**
The one who used your
precious commemorative stamp
**[08:53] ---**
on a quiz contest postcard, too!
**[08:54] ---**
Also, the one who ate the banana that
was your field trip snack was me, too!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma...
**[08:59] ---**
Dororo!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[09:01] ---**
And that time, too...
**[09:02] ---**
And that time, too. Keroro's always...
**[09:05] ---**
Dororo, pull yourself together!
**[09:06] ---**
Remember!
**[09:07] ---**
When we were captured by Viper,
it was your friends who rescued us!
**[09:14] ---**
That is right!
**[09:16] ---**
That time, Keroro and the others
**[09:18] ---**
ignored the danger to themselves
and came to save me!
**[09:20] ---**
That's right!
Because they're your friends!
**[09:23] ---**
Friends...
**[09:28] ---**
Nin!
**[09:29] ---**
Now, it is my turn to save everyone!
**[09:32] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:36] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[09:39] ---**
Commander-dono, I have come to rescue you!
**[09:42] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:42] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[09:43] ---**
You cocky fool!
**[09:45] ---**
Here I come!
**[09:47] ---**
I won't let you!
**[09:56] ---**
Just lay my left hand alongside it...
**[09:59] ---**
I won't let you
lay your left hand alongside it!
**[10:03] ---**
What?!
**[10:04] ---**
I won't I let you
lay your left hand alongside it!
**[10:07] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:10] ---**
Drop dead!
**[10:13] ---**
My left hand...
**[10:21] ---**
H-How?!
**[10:28] ---**
I just laid my left hand alongside it.
**[10:30] ---**
Because all I did was lay it there,
**[10:32] ---**
its absence is not especially problematic!
**[10:34] ---**
That's impossible!
**[10:37] ---**
I feel like I should at least explode here!
**[10:41] ---**
You did it!
**[10:42] ---**
Is everyone all right?!
**[10:44] ---**
You saved us!
**[10:47] ---**
Dororo!
**[10:50] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[10:51] ---**
You did it, Dororo!
**[10:53] ---**
Thus, through warrior Dororo's actions,
**[10:56] ---**
the menace that was Viper
parenthesis "elder brother" passed.
**[10:59] ---**
Huh?
**[11:02] ---**
Since it's come to this, I'll grow gigantic!
**[11:05] ---**
Hey! You're still going to keep at it?!
**[11:09] ---**
Whoa, what a cliché guy.
**[11:11] ---**
Use this.
**[11:12] ---**
Ooh, that's...
***SIGN*** Flash Spoon
**[11:14] ---**
...the flash spoon!
**[11:15] ---**
The flash spoon need only be
gripped and raised skywards,
**[11:19] ---**
and it will allow anyone
to easily grow gigantic.
**[11:20] ---**
It is a formidable secret Keron Army item.
**[11:27] ---**
Gerocchi!
**[11:35] ---**
Th-That's so cheap!
Growing to double my size!
**[11:38] ---**
Darn it! Just you remember this!
**[11:41] ---**
You dumb jerks!
**[11:44] ---**
Thus, the menace that was the Viper
passed for sure this time.
**[11:48] ---**
However, it is too soon
to breathe a sigh of relief.
**[11:49] ---**
See you again, Mr. Viper!
**[11:51] ---**
The Viper clan is probably
super-duper persistent!
**[11:54] ---**
He's bound to come
back again for revenge!
**[11:56] ---**
Don't give up, Keroro Platoon!
Fight on, Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Cliché Narration
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[12:17] ---**
What's this giant image on the radar?!
**[12:20] ---**
I don't know!
**[12:21] ---**
It's shaped like a frog...
**[12:26] ---**
What is that?!
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
***SIGN*** Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters of the South Seas, Sir!
**[12:41] ---**
Giant Frog vs. Great Monsters
of the South Seas, Sir!
***SIGN*** Featuring: Three Giant Seafood Monsters (Squidra, Crabme, Gamoeba)
**[12:55] ---**
Wait for me, Nishizawa-san!
**[12:57] ---**
Take a look, Fuyuki-kun.
**[12:59] ---**
Isn't the view from here just the best?
**[13:01] ---**
You're right.
**[13:05] ---**
We're finally alone together, Fuyuki-kun.
**[13:09] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[13:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[13:18] ---**
I have brought the bounty
of the sea, sir.
**[13:21] ---**
Sergeant Keroro grew gigantic in
the last episode to fight against Viper,
**[13:25] ---**
but he has actually yet
to return to his former size.
**[13:29] ---**
Oh, my bad.
**[13:31] ---**
I accidentally set the flash spoon's
gigantified duration period to three days.
**[13:36] ---**
F-For real?
**[13:37] ---**
And so, it would be an incredible nuisance
**[13:40] ---**
if he spent three whole days
in Tokyo as his gigantic self.
**[13:43] ---**
So, for that reason,
plus to enjoy a resort vacation,
**[13:45] ---**
they all came to this uninhabited island
owned by the Nishizawa Group.
***SIGN*** Property of NPG
<- Right There
NPG Beach Entrance
**[13:56] ---**
There!
**[14:06] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog! Don't get in our way!
**[14:09] ---**
Sis, Sarge harvested the
bounty of the sea for us!
**[14:13] ---**
My, what a large tuna!
**[14:15] ---**
Amazing, Uncle!
**[14:16] ---**
Or, like, freshly captured?
**[14:18] ---**
I have squid and crabs, too, sir.
**[14:20] ---**
Wow, that sounds delicious!
**[14:21] ---**
That settles it!
***SIGN*** Grip...
**[14:22] ---**
Tonight's dinner will be a full
course of tuna, squid, and crab!
**[14:25] ---**
I'll help cook, too, sir.
**[14:29] ---**
Stupid frog! You'll only
get in the way, so go away!
**[14:41] ---**
A giant body is more inconvenient
than I had thought, sir.
**[14:44] ---**
I think I shall regain my cheer
**[14:45] ---**
by watching a broadcast of
*Captain Geroro* or something.
**[14:48] ---**
Lady Mois.
**[14:49] ---**
Turn the channel to TV Inner-Tokyo, sir.
**[14:52] ---**
Yes, Uncle.
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[15:10] ---**
I can't even tell what show's on!
**[15:13] ---**
It's a luxurious 100 inch screen,
**[15:15] ---**
but it looks smaller than a
cell phone screen! What the heck?!
**[15:18] ---**
Please calm down, Uncle!
**[15:20] ---**
I'll tape the show, so please
enjoy it at your leisure later!
**[15:24] ---**
Never mind, ma'am!
**[15:26] ---**
I'll give up on *Captain Geroro*
**[15:28] ---**
and build some Gundam models, sir.
**[15:30] ---**
Here you are, Uncle.
**[15:31] ---**
Goodness! I should have gone
with this from the start, sir.
**[15:35] ---**
Here, I won't have to
worry about ventilation, either!
**[15:37] ---**
Making Gundam models under
the blue sky is the best, sir!
**[15:42] ---**
Compact.
**[15:45] ---**
How can I do this?
**[15:46] ---**
Which one is Poly-Cap B?!
**[15:48] ---**
I can't tell! It's freakin' tiny! I can't see!
**[15:50] ---**
Uncle, please calm your anger!
**[15:50] ---**
You moron! Take that! And that!
**[15:53] ---**
The Gundam models are a mess!
**[15:53] ---**
And that! And that! And that!
**[15:55] ---**
Or, like, smashing fragments?
**[15:55] ---**
And that! And that! And that! And that!
**[15:56] ---**
Gero?
**[15:58] ---**
Gero gero...
**[16:01] ---**
Never mind, ma'am!
**[16:02] ---**
I will give up on Gundam models
and read some manga, ma'am.
**[16:05] ---**
Here you are, Uncle. *Shonen Alphas.*
**[16:08] ---**
Tiny!
**[16:11] ---**
They're too small!
I can't read them, ma'am!
**[16:13] ---**
Uncle, please calm down!
**[16:13] ---**
I hate you!
**[16:15] ---**
Hey! What the heck are you doing?!
**[16:17] ---**
I swear! You make me want to cry!
**[16:20] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:21] ---**
Ah! You guys!
**[16:23] ---**
I swear! What a sorry sight you are!
**[16:26] ---**
Here you are, grown into a giant!
Don't you have anything better to do?!
**[16:29] ---**
Gundam models and manga?!
That's no different than what you always do!
**[16:33] ---**
H-How rude! I have not done
any cleaning or laundry, sir!
**[16:36] ---**
The invasion! Carry out the invasion!
**[16:39] ---**
I-If it is the invasion,
you have nothing to worry about.
**[16:42] ---**
Even as I make them
relax their guard like this,
**[16:44] ---**
I am steadily advancing an invasion plan
**[16:46] ---**
that utilizes this gigantic body, sir!
**[16:49] ---**
Really? You'd better not be
shooting your mouth off
**[16:51] ---**
about something you just thought up.
**[16:54] ---**
I... I'm not, sir!
**[16:55] ---**
Then let's hear what kind of plan
you've come up with!
**[17:00] ---**
I will carry out deeds
as a giant hero,
**[17:02] ---**
and securely win the hearts
of the children!
**[17:05] ---**
Once I have their trust, I will take
control of Pekopon in one fell swoop.
**[17:08] ---**
That's the plan, sir.
**[17:09] ---**
Oh-ho...
**[17:10] ---**
Toying with the innocent hearts of children!
That is Mr. Sergeant for you!
**[17:15] ---**
Specifically speaking,
here's how the story will go, sir.
**[17:20] ---**
A 350-million-year-old capsule is
excavated from a construction site.
**[17:24] ---**
Sealed inside it is a green liquid.
**[17:28] ---**
From within, a green monster is revived.
**[17:32] ---**
And then, lightning scores a direct strike
**[17:35] ---**
on the red liquid stored
inside the other capsule.
**[17:39] ---**
A red monster emerges from it.
**[17:41] ---**
Giroooo!
**[17:43] ---**
In truth,
**[17:44] ---**
these two creatures were bioweapons
built by a super ancient civilization!
**[17:48] ---**
That's the premise we'll go with, sir.
**[17:50] ---**
The red one is a ferocious
spirit of destruction!
**[17:53] ---**
The green one is the children's
champion and monster of justice.
**[17:57] ---**
The green and red monsters
clash in a fierce fight!
**[18:02] ---**
I, the green one,
**[18:04] ---**
will brilliantly defeat the
evil red monster, sir.
**[18:09] ---**
Wait a second!
**[18:10] ---**
What's with this red and green premise?!
**[18:12] ---**
And why is red the villain?!
**[18:15] ---**
An appealing villain is a must \Bin a monster story, right?
**[18:19] ---**
For that important role,
**[18:20] ---**
Corporal Giroro, I will be
counting on you.
**[18:22] ---**
M-Me?!
**[18:26] ---**
Wear that stuffed suit
and grow gigantic for me!
**[18:29] ---**
A-All right.
**[18:31] ---**
Th-This is for the invasion of Pekopon.
**[18:34] ---**
Girocchi!
**[18:37] ---**
Huh?
**[18:39] ---**
Huh? That's strange.
**[18:40] ---**
Let me see it.
**[18:41] ---**
Here.
**[18:42] ---**
Hey! This is an ordinary spoon!
**[18:45] ---**
What?! For real?!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[18:47] ---**
Looks like it got switched around somewhere.
**[18:50] ---**
The real one's over here.
**[18:52] ---**
Hmm, so these are a
king crab and a big cuttlefish.
**[18:56] ---**
In terms of standard Earth biology,
**[18:59] ---**
these sizes are absolutely inconceivable.
**[19:01] ---**
It'll make cooking them worth the effort.
**[19:10] ---**
Wh-What?
**[19:11] ---**
It's a giant squid!
**[19:13] ---**
Since I'm on it, I don't care if
it's a squid or what, sir!
**[19:15] ---**
Bring it!
**[19:25] ---**
Help!
**[19:27] ---**
W-Weak...
**[19:28] ---**
Your opponent is just a squid!
**[19:30] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:32] ---**
I'm coming to save you!
**[19:34] ---**
Moiscchi!
**[19:37] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:41] ---**
Or, like, certain demise?
**[19:43] ---**
Mois-chan, defeated in no time flat.
**[19:46] ---**
Lady Mois, you came for me!
**[19:48] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:49] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:50] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:51] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:52] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:53] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:54] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:54] ---**
That woman!
She's taking advantage of the confusion
**[19:55] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:56] ---**
and getting cozy with my Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:56] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[19:57] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:58] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[20:00] ---**
Jealousy!
**[20:01] ---**
I am coming, too!
**[20:04] ---**
Tamacchi!
**[20:07] ---**
Aw, I came to save
Mr. Sergeant, but I got defeated.
**[20:11] ---**
Jealousy king Tamama,
self-destructing exactly as he desired.
**[20:15] ---**
Tama!
**[20:16] ---**
At this rate, Sarge and the others will be...
**[20:18] ---**
So I can grow gigantic using that?!
**[20:20] ---**
Fuyukki!
**[20:22] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki, defeated instantly!
**[20:24] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:25] ---**
I'm coming, too!
**[20:28] ---**
Momocchi!
**[20:31] ---**
M-Milady!
**[20:34] ---**
What do you think you're doing
to Fuyuki-kun?!
**[20:42] ---**
Crab meant for dinner.
**[20:47] ---**
What's this?!
**[20:48] ---**
Milady!
**[20:49] ---**
Please leave the crab to me!
**[20:54] ---**
Milady, you take care of Master Fuyuki!
**[20:56] ---**
All right!
**[21:04] ---**
A turtle just passing by.
***SIGN*** Turtle
**[21:09] ---**
What now?!
**[21:12] ---**
This is terrible!
We have no time to waste!
**[21:14] ---**
Natsumi-san, let's go, too!
**[21:16] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[21:17] ---**
W-Wait!
**[21:20] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[21:23] ---**
Girocchi!
**[21:27] ---**
Th-This is a grave situation!
**[21:30] ---**
I must go with the flow of things, too!
**[21:36] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Out of batteries
**[21:38] ---**
Out of batteries!
**[21:39] ---**
C-Come on...
**[21:45] ---**
Delicious, isn't it?
**[21:46] ---**
It's fresh from the sea, after all.
**[21:48] ---**
I know. You can't get
this kind of flavor in Tokyo.
**[21:51] ---**
But I'm a little bummed that we
couldn't have tuna sashimi, sir.
**[21:55] ---**
What are you saying? It's because of you
that we ended up like this!
**[21:59] ---**
Dororo, there's still plenty more.
**[22:02] ---**
Somehow, I feel so hollow...
**[22:13] ---**
They say that eyewitness accounts of
giants crowded around a giant hot pot
**[22:15] ---**
later went on to be passed down
and feared among sailors.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Dororo here.
**[23:53] ---**
The passing seasons...
**[23:54] ---**
The sounds of insects and trees...
**[23:56] ---**
These are the same sounds
I heard as a child on Planet Keron.
**[23:59] ---**
Back when only nature was my friend...
**[24:02] ---**
Only nature?
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, we
invade by plugging away at the familiar.
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro Invades with
Vending Machines, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Tamama's Awakening!
A New Lethal Technique, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
Those'll be our two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E58 - Keroro Invades with Vending Machines, Sir! / Tamama's Awakening! A New Lethal Technique, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMG78/keroro-invades-with-vending-machines-sir--tamamas-awakening-a-new-lethal-technique-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
I have just been fizzily
struck by an idea, sir!
**[00:05] ---**
You haven't even seen
this guy's true abilities yet.
**[00:08] ---**
I envy your strength!
**[00:11] ---**
Jealousy!
**[00:12] ---**
It's mine!
**[00:14] ---**
Surely...
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:46] ---**
Though it is May, the sun is already
beating down like early summer.
**[01:51] ---**
I'm so thirsty...
**[01:58] ---**
That's...
**[01:58] ---**
...all mine!
***SIGN*** Time of Supreme Bliss
**[02:04] ---**
I feel alive again!
**[02:05] ---**
You'd never survive
without vending machines, Sis.
**[02:08] ---**
Of course not!
***SIGN*** Chilled
**[02:10] ---**
Sometimes, it's the changes in
what's stocked in the vending machines
**[02:12] ---**
that make me feel the
changing of the seasons.
**[02:15] ---**
In this way,
**[02:15] ---**
vending machines have become a
completely routine part of our lives,
**[02:18] ---**
but what if an invader were
to set their sights on that fact?
**[02:25] ---**
Keroro Invades with
Vending Machines, Sir!
**[02:30] ---**
Today, the aliens are eagerly
looking for ways to invade Earth.
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
**[02:35] ---**
No, you cannot!
***SIGN*** Oh...
**[02:36] ---**
These are my snacks.
***SIGN*** *For starters, take (some kind of) conspicuous action *Gundam models are (preferably) off limits
**[02:39] ---**
Man! I had my eyes on it, too!
**[02:41] ---**
Be at least a little serious
**[02:43] ---**
in coming up with ideas
for the Pekopon invasion!
**[02:45] ---**
Don't be so touchy.
**[02:47] ---**
We'll be getting a nice delivery soon.
**[02:49] ---**
Uncle!
**[02:50] ---**
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting!
***SIGN*** Goals for May
**[02:52] ---**
Ah, Lady Mois!
**[02:53] ---**
That was quicker than I expected, ma'am.
**[02:55] ---**
Yes. They set up a new
vending machine on the corner.
***SIGN*** Sweetened
Tea
**[02:59] ---**
I swear! Delaying the meeting
for something like this?!
**[03:02] ---**
It proves how soft you are!
**[03:05] ---**
And what does that make you,
enjoying that drink?
**[03:08] ---**
Have a little consideration for
the burden I bear as a commander,
**[03:11] ---**
even caring about drinks for everyone...
**[03:15] ---**
I am sorry, Uncle!
It was because I ran...
**[03:19] ---**
Your mistake for having
chosen a carbonated drink!
**[03:24] ---**
That's it! That's it, Giroro-kun!
**[03:26] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Fizz
***SIGN*** Fizz
**[03:27] ---**
I have just been fizzily
struck by an idea, sir!
***SIGN*** Motivation Motivation Motivation...
**[03:32] ---**
I can feel Mr. Sergeant's motivation
really coming through for once!
**[03:35] ---**
So? What's this idea that struck you?
**[03:38] ---**
Even invaders like us casually
make use of these vending machines.
**[03:43] ---**
That is just how intimately
connected they are to people's lives.
**[03:46] ---**
We absolutely must use them
for our invasion, sir!
**[03:50] ---**
So...
**[03:51] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
I'll be counting on you for this!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[03:53] ---**
Piece of cake.
***SIGN*** Celebrating! The Completion! Of the Keron Army Vending Machine 01
**[04:02] ---**
Here we go!
**[04:03] ---**
And so, a new weapon, successfully completed!
**[04:07] ---**
What about this is a new weapon?
***SIGN*** Ordinary...
**[04:10] ---**
It looks like nothing more
than a plain old vending machine.
**[04:17] ---**
Testing, testing.
**[04:19] ---**
Today is truly an auspicious day!
**[04:22] ---**
Drop the stupid greetings!
**[04:24] ---**
Hurry up and explain the plan!
**[04:27] ---**
You just don't get it, silly.
**[04:30] ---**
These steps need to be properly addressed...
***SIGN*** Subtitles: And now, for an explanation from Sergeant Major Kululu...
**[04:37] ---**
In short, this thing is
just a vending machine.
**[04:39] ---**
I can tell that just by looking at it!
**[04:41] ---**
However, its security
countermeasures are flawless.
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[04:44] ---**
After all, if anyone tries
to use counterfeit bills,
**[04:46] ---**
it's built to deliver a
one trillion degree fireball.
**[04:51] ---**
But that doesn't mean we can
invade Pekopon with vending machines!
**[04:54] ---**
Which is why the key is the product
we sell using this vending machine.
**[04:59] ---**
Basically, we're going to sell
**[05:01] ---**
a drink containing the Kerotto March Energy
that we developed earlier.
**[05:06] ---**
Do you all remember?
**[05:07] ---**
The city got into big
trouble because of that.
**[05:10] ---**
As they enjoy drinking it,
they'll grow more and more apathetic.
**[05:14] ---**
I see. So we'll take control of
the Pekoponians in one fell swoop,
***SIGN*** Take Control
**[05:17] ---**
once they grow completely spineless.
***SIGN*** Evil Conspirators
**[05:21] ---**
This is sounding really exciting!
**[05:23] ---**
Just one moment!
**[05:26] ---**
I cannot possibly approve of
such a nasty, underhanded plan!
**[05:29] ---**
At the very least, try for
something a little more wholesome,
**[05:32] ---**
more principled, more worthwhile,
and possibly more beneficial...
***SIGN*** Gloom...
**[05:38] ---**
Dororo, we were just getting excited here,
**[05:41] ---**
so could you not be such a wet blanket?
**[05:43] ---**
Th-This isn't an issue of
being a wet blanket or anything...
**[05:46] ---**
Um, Uncle?
**[05:47] ---**
Yes, Lady Mois?
**[05:49] ---**
Um, let us say that your deeds here
become animated on Planet Keron.
**[05:54] ---**
Man! Then I'd be idolized by all
the kiddies in no time at all, huh?
**[05:58] ---**
But if your tactics are too mean,
I think it would ruin your image.
**[06:05] ---**
Gero! That would be bad!
Anything but that!
**[06:08] ---**
Guys! We're calling this off!
**[06:10] ---**
That is exactly why we should
compete fair and square on taste!
***SIGN*** How would you like some juice?
**[06:13] ---**
I see!
**[06:15] ---**
We'll do honest business and profit honestly!
***SIGN*** Thank you very much!
**[06:16] ---**
If we build up our Pekopon
invasion fund in this way,
***SIGN*** One, two, three, four...
***SIGN*** Popularity Up!!
**[06:20] ---**
my image will be spotless, sir!
**[06:22] ---**
I don't care one bit about your image,
but as a tactic, I approve.
**[06:26] ---**
Then let us get right to
developing our products!
**[06:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:31] ---**
Oh? When did this get set up
right in front of our house?
**[06:33] ---**
No one told me about this.
**[06:36] ---**
And it's a brand I've never seen before.
**[06:38] ---**
Suspicious...
***SIGN*** Currently running a new product trial sale!!
**[06:40] ---**
"Currently running a new product trial sale.
**[06:43] ---**
All drinks are 100 yen."
**[06:45] ---**
Wow! 100 yen is cheap, right?
**[06:48] ---**
Maybe I'll give it a try.
**[06:49] ---**
Don't do it! This is totally suspicious!
**[07:00] ---**
This is really delicious!
You should try it, too, Sis.
**[07:01] ---**
Yeah! It's a hit!
**[07:04] ---**
We poured all our
blood and sweat and tears...
***SIGN*** Blood
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** Tears
***SIGN*** Youth
**[07:06] ---**
...and our youth into this product!
**[07:09] ---**
And to think our customers
would enjoy it so much!
***SIGN*** Result of Our Efforts
**[07:13] ---**
You're right! This is delicious!
**[07:15] ---**
I never thought Natsumi
would enjoy it so much...
**[07:18] ---**
We can do this! We can do this, sir!
***SIGN*** All right!
**[07:20] ---**
We'll grab the hearts of
the Pekoponians, sir!
**[07:24] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Space Dekopon
Fresh!
**[07:25] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:26] ---**
We have received a delivery of
space dekopon picked fresh this morning!
**[07:30] ---**
Ah! Good work, ma'am!
**[07:32] ---**
This was my favorite when I was a child.
**[07:35] ---**
"100% Fresh-Squeezed Space Dekopon Juice."
**[07:37] ---**
You won't be able to get enough
of its refreshing flavor.
**[07:41] ---**
Mine's the best-selling space drink,
the "Calpus Omega"!
**[07:44] ---**
Made with natural water from
the 7th Planet of the Toad Nebula.
**[07:48] ---**
And a luxurious three-finger pour, at that!
**[07:50] ---**
What?! But my family
always used a one-finger pour!
***SIGN*** Grind
***SIGN*** Grind
**[07:55] ---**
This is mine!
**[07:56] ---**
The "Red Juice" extracted
wholly and exclusively
**[07:58] ---**
from nutritious plants required for combat.
**[08:01] ---**
If you're going to drink this with
a halfhearted attitude, get lost!
**[08:06] ---**
Gag! Yuck!
**[08:07] ---**
Gimme one more!
***SIGN*** Elegance
***SIGN*** Simplicity
**[08:10] ---**
Mine is "Soul Tea."
**[08:11] ---**
I want to infuse it with true soul,
***SIGN*** Klonk
**[08:13] ---**
so production will be
limited to 10 cans a day.
**[08:16] ---**
Mine is inspired by Uncle.
"The Little Uncle."
**[08:19] ---**
As you'd expect, inside you'll
find kiwi juice the color of Uncle.
**[08:25] ---**
Mine's "Afternoon Mois-mois Tea."
**[08:27] ---**
The selling point is the designs on the cans.
**[08:28] ---**
There are 1,000 kinds, so it'll take
determination to get the complete set.
***SIGN*** Fruit
**[08:32] ---**
Thus, their careful crafting
of their products progressed
***SIGN*** Sugar Water
**[08:36] ---**
and their production
increased at breakneck speed!
***SIGN*** Mumble Mumble Mumble...
***SIGN*** Soul
Tea
***SIGN*** Infusing
Sincerity
**[08:42] ---**
By the way, something
I've gotten hooked onto lately
**[08:44] ---**
is a vending machine that can only be found
in a certain spot in Inner-Tokyo.
***SIGN*** The Little Uncle
***SIGN*** Afternoon Mois-mois Tea
**[08:47] ---**
It sells awesomely delicious drinks
that can only be found there.
***SIGN*** Soul Tea
***SIGN*** The Shocking 3-Finger Pour
**[08:51] ---**
I'd hate for it to sell out, though,
so I can't tell you where it is.
***SIGN*** Red Juice
***SIGN*** Dekopon
**[08:54] ---**
This is it, right? The vending machine
623 mentioned on the radio?
**[08:57] ---**
This Dekopon drink is really delicious!
**[09:00] ---**
The Calpus Omega is so concentrated!
**[09:02] ---**
It kills me how disgusting the
Red Juice is, but it's addictive!
**[09:05] ---**
The Little Uncle is a
weird name, but it's delicious.
**[09:09] ---**
Soul Tea is so soothing, somehow.
**[09:12] ---**
Aiming for the complete collection
of empty Mois-mois Tea cans!
**[09:14] ---**
But just how many of them are there?
**[09:17] ---**
Unexpectedly, their products
became beloved by the people.
**[09:21] ---**
And they became a record-breaking hit!
***SIGN*** Record-Breaking Hit
**[09:25] ---**
Yay! We've made a killing!
**[09:26] ---**
All right! Let's go procure
weapons immediately!
**[09:29] ---**
You nincompoop!
**[09:30] ---**
What are you doing, letting measly profit
like this go to your heads?!
**[09:32] ---**
We'll pour this money back into
improving the vending machine
**[09:35] ---**
to lead us to even
greater profits, sir!
**[09:37] ---**
A sound argument, for once.
**[09:40] ---**
That is Mr. Sergeant for you!
**[09:42] ---**
So, Kululu, go upgrade the vending machine!
**[09:44] ---**
Roger.
**[09:46] ---**
The rest of you, work hard on
producing more drinks, sir!
**[09:48] ---**
Roger!
**[09:50] ---**
But we don't have enough ingredients.
**[09:52] ---**
Or, like, resource decline?
**[09:54] ---**
Then increase production, even if
we have to water the drinks down!
***SIGN*** Hee hee hee hee...
**[09:57] ---**
Oh, you know,
even with a small drop in quality,
**[10:00] ---**
with our current popularity,
it'll be no problem!
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero... Tamatamatama... Girogirogiro... Kulukulukulu...
**[10:08] ---**
I cannot go along with this any further.
**[10:13] ---**
Complete!
***SIGN*** New Keroro Platoon Vending Machine Model
**[10:15] ---**
It's the new model vending
machine, Version Ka-2.
**[10:18] ---**
What's different about it?
**[10:21] ---**
This new vending machine
is a fine contraption
**[10:24] ---**
that can sell any product,
no matter what.
***SIGN*** Plummeting
Stock
Prices
**[10:26] ---**
Our economic domination of Pekopon
***SIGN*** The
Money
Game
***SIGN*** Deficit-Covering
Government Bonds
***SIGN*** No More Unlimited Deposit Insurance
**[10:27] ---**
will begin with this single unit, sir.
***SIGN*** Rising Yen Prices
***SIGN*** Deficit-Covering
Government Bonds
Financial Collapse
**[10:29] ---**
Okay, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[10:31] ---**
You got it.
**[10:32] ---**
Click!
**[10:39] ---**
Transformation complete!
**[10:41] ---**
Welcome. How would
you like a delicious drink?
**[10:44] ---**
So it's basically a vending machine robot?
**[10:46] ---**
I see. So the plan is to
aggressively take the offensive.
**[10:49] ---**
You haven't even seen
this thing's true abilities yet.
**[10:52] ---**
Click!
**[10:54] ---**
Ooh!
**[10:55] ---**
Sir, you're thirsty, right?
**[10:58] ---**
Gero?
**[10:59] ---**
No, I'm not really...
**[11:01] ---**
You are thirsty. Right?!
**[11:03] ---**
What?!
**[11:08] ---**
Three liters of Red Juice for the customer!
Please come again!
***SIGN*** Coin Purse
**[11:12] ---**
Coin purse.
**[11:14] ---**
Th-This is a bit extreme!
**[11:16] ---**
No, this is for the invasion of Pekopon!
**[11:18] ---**
This level of force may be necessary!
**[11:21] ---**
Oh? You two are thirsty, too?
**[11:24] ---**
What?
**[11:25] ---**
S-Stop this!
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[11:30] ---**
No one can escape this thing!
**[11:34] ---**
Huh?
**[11:35] ---**
Fool! Hold it! Hold it!
You don't have to do it to me!
**[11:42] ---**
Truly, greed is ugly. Nin, nin.
**[11:46] ---**
You never know. A vending machine like this
**[11:47] ---**
might be mixed in among
the ones in your town, too.
**[11:50] ---**
Be careful!
**[11:59] ---**
As you all know, this is
the Nishizawa residence.
**[12:01] ---**
And on the edge of its vast grounds...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Family Martial Arts Training Compound
**[12:04] ---**
The Nishizawa Family
Martial Arts Training Compound.
**[12:06] ---**
Here is one young man aspiring to become
**[12:09] ---**
the best martial artist in the universe.
***SIGN*** That Woman
**[12:15] ---**
It is Private 2nd Class Tamama
of the Keroro Platoon.
***SIGN*** Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[12:21] ---**
Tamama's Awakening!
A New Lethal Technique, Sir!
**[12:29] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** That Woman
***SIGN*** Crack
**[12:37] ---**
In peak condition today, as always.
***SIGN*** NP Temple
**[12:41] ---**
Impressive, Tama-chan.
**[12:43] ---**
Yet again, you seem to have
improved your skills considerably.
**[12:46] ---**
Oh, please, that's so true.
**[12:48] ---**
However...
**[12:49] ---**
...whether your techniques will be
effective in real combat or not
**[12:52] ---**
is an entirely different matter.
**[12:54] ---**
Grr!
**[12:55] ---**
Then, Paul, I challenge you to a match!
**[12:58] ---**
If you consider my humble self worthy.
**[13:00] ---**
Though I'm sure it'll be settled easily,
like twisting a baby's arm.
**[13:06] ---**
Please do go easy on me.
**[13:11] ---**
Here comes Tamama!
**[13:19] ---**
Just what I would expect of you,
Master Tamama. Splendid speed!
**[13:23] ---**
It should not be like this.
**[13:25] ---**
In that case...
**[13:30] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[13:36] ---**
H-He dodged it!
**[13:38] ---**
Where in the world did Paul go?!
**[13:41] ---**
Ah-ah.
**[13:43] ---**
One false move,
and your neck will be broken.
**[13:47] ---**
It seems the match is over.
**[13:50] ---**
You slipped up, Paul!
**[13:52] ---**
Curse yourself for not
delivering the final blow!
**[13:55] ---**
Surely...
**[13:58] ---**
Surely, I never expected you to
speak like such a grumbling loser.
**[14:05] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[14:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:10] ---**
What in the world is wrong?
**[14:12] ---**
The truth is, this and this
and so on and so forth!
**[14:15] ---**
I'm so humiliated and angry!
**[14:17] ---**
Is that so?
**[14:20] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[14:22] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama, come with me.
***SIGN*** Perseverance
**[14:25] ---**
The lethal technique that Master Paul
defeated. Try it on me, sir.
**[14:29] ---**
What? Are you sure?
**[14:31] ---**
Why did you lose to Master Paul?
**[14:33] ---**
If we don't investigate the cause,
**[14:35] ---**
we won't be able to come up
with a way to counter it.
**[14:37] ---**
I see.
**[14:40] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[14:44] ---**
Even you easily dodged it!
**[14:47] ---**
What is going on here?
**[14:49] ---**
The trajectory of the
Tamama Impact is a straight line!
***SIGN*** Trajectory
Straight Line
**[14:52] ---**
If I just watch the movement
of your mouth carefully
**[14:54] ---**
and gauge the direction
and timing of your firing,
**[14:57] ---**
dodging it is as easy as can be, sir.
**[15:01] ---**
I had no idea...
**[15:03] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
take this opportunity to show me
**[15:07] ---**
the full extent of your abilities, sir.
***SIGN*** That Woman
***SIGN*** Paul
***SIGN*** Millet Dumplings Are
**[15:11] ---**
Millet dumplings are...
***SIGN*** Okayama Fist
**[15:13] ---**
...Okayama Fist!
**[15:17] ---**
Eye Beams!
**[15:19] ---**
Tamama Chop!
**[15:20] ---**
Tamama Kick!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[15:29] ---**
Jealousy!
**[15:31] ---**
Paul! I am jealous of you!
***SIGN*** Grind grind grind grind...
**[15:34] ---**
I envy your strength!
***SIGN*** Me, too. I envy you. I begrudge you. You get everything. Lucky you. I'm jealous.
**[15:40] ---**
Jealousy Ball!
**[15:48] ---**
What do you think, Mr. Sergeant?
**[15:52] ---**
I'm sorry, Private 2nd Class Tamama, but...
**[15:54] ---**
What?
**[15:55] ---**
With your current abilities,
you are a long way from beating Paul.
**[15:59] ---**
N-No!
***SIGN*** Perseverance
**[16:04] ---**
No...
**[16:05] ---**
I'm so humiliated and angry.
**[16:08] ---**
I do not ever, ever want to give up!
**[16:13] ---**
That's exactly right,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[16:15] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[16:16] ---**
Whether you end up giving up here
or not will make the difference
**[16:19] ---**
between perfecting your
martial arts or not, sir.
**[16:23] ---**
If you cannot win as you are now,
**[16:25] ---**
you must merely surpass your current self!
**[16:28] ---**
That was precisely the position
I was in back then, sir...
**[16:32] ---**
Defeated in the Sergeant Martial Arts
Tournament Kero 1 Grand Prix finals,
**[16:37] ---**
I secluded myself in the mountains to
devote my time to training, sir.
**[16:37] ---**
Hustle! Hustle! Hustle! Hustle!
**[16:40] ---**
However, I, too, was a normal boy.
**[16:44] ---**
I wanted to build Gundam models
and read manga.
**[16:46] ---**
My heart was constantly torn
in a thousand different directions.
**[16:49] ---**
In order to quell my desire to
abandon my training and go home,
**[16:52] ---**
I shaved off just one of
my eyebrows, sir.
**[16:56] ---**
Gero?
**[16:57] ---**
I couldn't even go back to town
looking as indecent as this.
**[17:01] ---**
I must do nothing but train
until it grows back again!
***SIGN*** Take that
**[17:05] ---**
And I was victorious, sir.
**[17:08] ---**
Wh-What an inspirational story!
**[17:11] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[17:12] ---**
do you have the resolve to
endure the trials I put you through?!
**[17:15] ---**
Yes, Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:17] ---**
If it's to bring down Paul, I will
endure any kind of special training!
**[17:22] ---**
You're sure?
**[17:23] ---**
Yes!
**[17:26] ---**
And so, the special training began!
**[17:32] ---**
Special Training, Part 1.
**[17:33] ---**
Cleaning.
**[17:40] ---**
Special Training, Part 2.
**[17:42] ---**
Dishes.
**[17:44] ---**
Special Training, Part 3.
**[17:46] ---**
Laundry.
**[17:53] ---**
Hey, now, don't use so much
fabric softener!
**[17:58] ---**
I'm the one who'll get
chewed out for it, you know!
**[18:00] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, could it be that
you are lying about the special training
**[18:05] ---**
and are just exploiting me?
**[18:07] ---**
Giku!
**[18:08] ---**
Hey, you! You think I would resort
to such cheap tactics?!
***SIGN*** Slip
***SIGN*** Splash
**[18:14] ---**
Gero!
**[18:15] ---**
H-Hurry up and turn it off, sir.
**[18:18] ---**
Please wait, Mr. Sergeant.
**[18:20] ---**
Watching this washing machine, somehow...
**[18:22] ---**
...I feel like there's a clue
for a lethal technique here!
**[18:25] ---**
M-My Zock!
**[18:31] ---**
I have an idea!
**[18:33] ---**
To test Tamama's new technique...
**[18:36] ---**
Dororo, please serve as his
sparring partner, sir.
**[18:39] ---**
I have heard your story.
**[18:41] ---**
I would be only too glad if
I can help Master Tamama.
**[18:43] ---**
Then, begin!
**[18:46] ---**
Hyper Spin Tamama Impact!
**[18:49] ---**
Spinning?!
**[18:56] ---**
H-He dodged them!
**[18:59] ---**
So, in order to keep me from
discerning when you are about to fire,
**[19:03] ---**
you incorporated a high velocity spin.
**[19:06] ---**
Regrettably, to my eyes,
**[19:09] ---**
the movement of your
mouth is clearly visible,
**[19:11] ---**
regardless of your high velocity spin.
**[19:14] ---**
In all likelihood,
**[19:15] ---**
Master Paul's kinetic visual acuity
is on par with my own.
**[19:18] ---**
In other words, everything
I have done was for nothing.
**[19:22] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[19:23] ---**
You are wrong about that, sir.
**[19:25] ---**
Your efforts will surely bear
fruit someday, sir.
**[19:29] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:31] ---**
I will put my faith in what you just said
**[19:33] ---**
and win against Paul, no matter what!
**[19:36] ---**
Well, with that said,
time for a little break.
**[19:39] ---**
Oh, yes!
**[19:40] ---**
A tea break with Lady Mois over some
Afternoon Mois-mois Tea, sir.
**[19:44] ---**
Lovey-dovey for Uncle...
***SIGN*** That woman! You are so hateful! All of you! No fair! Envious! So lucky!
**[19:49] ---**
Tamama?
**[19:50] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you jerk!
***SIGN*** Jerk
**[19:54] ---**
What?!
**[19:59] ---**
Th-This is...
**[20:08] ---**
Dororo, sir?
**[20:11] ---**
Congratulations, Tamama.
**[20:14] ---**
It's the birth of... a new lethal technique.
**[20:19] ---**
A new... lethal technique?
**[20:22] ---**
Tamama's new lethal technique
came about accidentally.
**[20:25] ---**
What could its true nature possibly be?!
**[20:30] ---**
And once again, the fateful matchup.
**[20:35] ---**
Here I come, Paul!
**[20:37] ---**
I shall bear witness to the so-called fruits
of your special training.
**[20:41] ---**
What?! What?!
**[20:42] ---**
What am I doing here?!
**[20:45] ---**
En garde!
**[20:47] ---**
Hyper Spin Tamama Impact!
**[20:50] ---**
Spinning? He certainly gave it some thought.
**[20:52] ---**
However,
**[20:53] ---**
I cannot have you underestimating
my kinetic visual acuity!
**[20:57] ---**
As I had thought!
**[21:00] ---**
Now!
**[21:01] ---**
Mr. Sergent, you jerk!
***SIGN*** Jerk
**[21:10] ---**
You have hit the wrong target.
**[21:13] ---**
Paul! Behind you!
**[21:16] ---**
Allow me to explain!
**[21:17] ---**
The trajectory was a straight line!
**[21:18] ---**
In order to overcome that weakness,
**[21:20] ---**
Tamama added elements of the
Jealousy Ball to his Tamama Impact,
**[21:23] ---**
and furthermore, twisted his own spirit!
**[21:27] ---**
What the...?
**[21:30] ---**
Born of his love and hatred
for Sergeant Keroro,
**[21:32] ---**
it was truly a miracle of twisted spirit.
**[21:34] ---**
And it could not be executed
without the sacrifice of Sergeant Keroro.
**[21:37] ---**
A frightful lethal technique!
**[21:40] ---**
In order to win this fight,
**[21:42] ---**
I have further cultivated
my already-twisted spirit!
**[21:46] ---**
I won't let you get away, Paul!
**[21:48] ---**
Uncle!
**[21:52] ---**
Uncle, please hang in there!
**[22:01] ---**
Jealousy!
**[22:07] ---**
In the end, as a result of
twisting round and round,
**[22:10] ---**
it seems to have become, not a lethal technique,
but a self-destruct one.
**[22:14] ---**
Your hard work's much depreciated!
**[22:17] ---**
Master Tamama is formidable.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Koyuki here.
**[23:53] ---**
Unlike the ninja village,
the city is amazing.
**[23:55] ---**
You can buy everything in stores here!
**[23:57] ---**
Like even wild boars. You don't
have to catch them yourself.
**[23:59] ---**
They're sold as meat in stores!
**[24:00] ---**
Seriously, it's such an easy life.
**[24:02] ---**
But on the other hand, they don't
sell throwing stars and stuff...
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
it's finally making an appearance!
**[24:07] ---**
The long-awaited super masterpiece!
**[24:09] ---**
"Keroro: Grow Up, Great Castle, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
"Keroro's Moving Castle, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
Those two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E59 - Keroro: Grow Up, Great Castle, Sir! / Keroro's Moving Castle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JP10/keroro-grow-up-great-castle-sir--keroros-moving-castle-sir)
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Men, to arms!
**[00:02] ---**
It's time to go to war!
**[00:04] ---**
Our opponent is a castle. There's no
knowing what kind of weapons it has!
**[00:07] ---**
My lord!
**[00:08] ---**
Or, like, fiery outburst?
**[00:10] ---**
Ah! This is...!
**[00:12] ---**
The armor races through my soul, sir!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:46] ---**
Do you all remember the kabuto helmet
**[01:49] ---**
from the carp streamer episode?
***SIGN*** Shogun
***SIGN*** Shogun Keroro
**[01:53] ---**
I am Shogun Keroro, sir!
**[01:55] ---**
The uproar in this episode
**[01:57] ---**
stems from Sergeant Keroro having taken
an odd liking to that kabuto helmet.
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Castle, Higo
**[02:02] ---**
Since I'm a shogun, I should at
least have a castle to my name.
***SIGN*** Gerori
**[02:12] ---**
Keroro: Grow Up, Great Castle, Sir!
**[02:20] ---**
A castle!
**[02:20] ---**
It is a symbol of one with power,
**[02:22] ---**
and at the same time,
a sign of independence.
**[02:25] ---**
So, instead of working
furtively out of the dark basement,
**[02:28] ---**
I want to build Keroro Castle
as our new base of operations
***SIGN*** Keroro Castle
**[02:31] ---**
for the invasion of Pekopon, sir!
**[02:33] ---**
There's some logic to what you're saying.
**[02:35] ---**
But...
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Castle
Famous Castles of Japan Series (3)
**[02:36] ---**
...where's the point in building
a plastic model of a castle?!
**[02:39] ---**
Honestly, with each piece I put together,
**[02:39] ---**
I swear!
**[02:43] ---**
I feel as though the passionate souls
of the Warring States generals
**[02:46] ---**
come flowing into my heart, sir.
**[02:49] ---**
Hey! That's a pillar for the castle tower!
**[02:52] ---**
This is preposterous!
**[02:53] ---**
Now, now, now, now.
**[02:54] ---**
Just some quick work here,
and it's done already, sir.
**[02:58] ---**
But a plastic model castle is just...
**[03:01] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
bring that thing over here.
***SIGN*** Weaponization Drink, Nanora
**[03:05] ---**
Weaponization drink, Nanora!
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Then, this plastic model will...
**[03:09] ---**
...become our Keroro Castle, sir.
**[03:14] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[03:16] ---**
Ooh!
**[03:20] ---**
H-Hey...
***SIGN*** No Change
**[03:21] ---**
No change.
**[03:25] ---**
Size is something even Nanora can't change.
**[03:27] ---**
We can't possibly live inside that.
**[03:30] ---**
Or, like, mission failure?
**[03:33] ---**
Do you think I, Shogun Keroro,
would make such a mistake, sir?
**[03:37] ---**
Now, just watch.
**[03:38] ---**
Oh, that's...
**[03:44] ---**
It grew a bit bigger!
**[03:46] ---**
That castle will absorb whatever
objects it comes into contact with.
**[03:50] ---**
It'll absorb everything and anything
and grow bigger and bigger.
**[03:54] ---**
So it's a living castle
that grows on its own.
**[03:57] ---**
That's incredible!
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With this castle, invading
Pekopon will be a cinch, too.
***SIGN*** Cinch
**[04:02] ---**
Right, Mr. Sergeant?
**[04:03] ---**
Y-Yeah, true.
**[04:09] ---**
My Gundam model!
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This is great.
**[04:14] ---**
Here.
**[04:18] ---**
I can't wait to watch it grow.
***SIGN*** Gero
**[04:20] ---**
Geeerrrroooo!
**[04:24] ---**
Now, then, I think I'll make
omelets for dinner tonight.
**[04:32] ---**
Fuyuki! The frying pans
and the pots are gone!
**[04:37] ---**
Sis!
**[04:38] ---**
Hey, I can't find any toilet paper anywhere!
**[04:42] ---**
No way. I just set out a new roll yesterday
**[04:46] ---**
and there should be extras in the shelves...
**[04:50] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[04:52] ---**
For starters, we'll set our goal size
at 99 centimeters.
**[04:55] ---**
Here you go, Cassy.
**[04:57] ---**
Don't give it a weird name!
**[04:59] ---**
Now, eat up, sir.
**[05:03] ---**
Uncle, I brought a shovel from the yard.
**[05:06] ---**
Ah! Without lots of iron,
**[05:09] ---**
she will not grow into a
sturdy castle, sir.
**[05:13] ---**
Hmm... and that's why you took
the pots and pans, huh?
**[05:17] ---**
That is right, sir.
**[05:18] ---**
Oh, also,
**[05:19] ---**
I'd like you to bring as many knives
and forks as you can, sir.
**[05:23] ---**
Huh?
**[05:25] ---**
What kind of pantomime game
are you playing, sirs?
**[05:28] ---**
More importantly, hurry up
and bring food for Cassy...
**[05:30] ---**
So, the ones behind this...
**[05:33] ---**
...really were you guys!
**[05:36] ---**
N-Not good! Men, advance backwards!
**[05:37] ---**
Hey! Hold it right there!
**[05:40] ---**
In other words, you are telling us to run?!
**[05:41] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[05:43] ---**
Or, like, heavy trials?
**[05:49] ---**
Driven out, along with my dear Cassy.
**[05:51] ---**
What am I supposed to do, sir?
**[05:54] ---**
Won't Natchi find us easily in
a place like this, Mr. Sergeant?
**[05:59] ---**
More importantly, the tent...
**[06:01] ---**
My tent...
**[06:04] ---**
I thought Cassy might be hungry,
so I fed it to her earlier, sir.
**[06:08] ---**
What did you say?!
**[06:09] ---**
Dumbo! Grit your eyes right this instant!
**[06:12] ---**
Shh! Mr. Corporal,
Natchi will find us if you yell!
**[06:17] ---**
Still... what... should we do?
**[06:21] ---**
I have a good idea.
**[06:23] ---**
That voice!
**[06:26] ---**
Lately, I have heard that there
is a place just outside the city
**[06:29] ---**
where unauthorized trash
is being dumped,
**[06:31] ---**
which is inconveniencing
a great many people.
**[06:34] ---**
Or, like, shameful dumping?
**[06:36] ---**
You could take such trash
at your discretion,
**[06:39] ---**
and no one
would be troubled by it.
**[06:42] ---**
Ah!
**[06:43] ---**
Th-That's Dororo for you!
**[06:45] ---**
You really are my bosom buddy!
**[06:48] ---**
You are so full of it, Mr. Sergeant.
**[06:50] ---**
So, I, Shogun Keroro, order you!
**[06:54] ---**
Everyone split up and go collect
that illegally-dumped trash!
***SIGN*** Collect
Illegally
Dumped
Trash
**[07:04] ---**
So this is the place.
**[07:05] ---**
There's quite a lot here.
**[07:07] ---**
Truly, a mountain of trash.
**[07:09] ---**
Start pulling things up, sir.
**[07:19] ---**
TVs and refrigerators...
**[07:21] ---**
There are even cars dumped here!
**[07:23] ---**
They can still be used. What a waste.
**[07:27] ---**
But to us, it is a mountain
of treasure, sir.
**[07:31] ---**
We are lowering our load,
Lady Mois, sir.
**[07:34] ---**
Okay!
**[07:38] ---**
All right! All right! All right!
**[07:47] ---**
My turn next!
**[07:50] ---**
All right! All right! All right!
**[07:50] ---**
Part of me sort of feels like
dropping it on that woman's head,
**[07:54] ---**
but this is for Mr. Sergeant!
I have to restrain myself!
**[07:57] ---**
Let us keep up the hard work
all the way till dawn, sir!
**[08:03] ---**
There seems to be a lot of musty
old trash over here, sir.
**[08:06] ---**
By the looks of it, it seems
to be from before the Meiji Era.
**[08:08] ---**
Items from the Edo Era.
**[08:11] ---**
Never mind that. Let's hustle.
**[08:12] ---**
Once dawn breaks,
people will start noticing us.
**[08:20] ---**
Goodness! Our hard work has paid off!
**[08:23] ---**
Cassy has grown quite large, sir.
**[08:32] ---**
Truly, magnificent and imposing!
**[08:35] ---**
A fine castle, worthy of serving
as Shogun Keroro's residence!
**[08:41] ---**
How did it get to be this big?!
**[08:44] ---**
Don't leave that thing
sitting in our yard!
**[08:47] ---**
B-But it's not like I could help it.
**[08:49] ---**
She got too big,
**[08:50] ---**
so it's not like she would even fit
the doorway to the underground base.
**[08:53] ---**
Wow! What's going on here?
This is amazing!
**[08:57] ---**
Fukki's enjoying it.
**[09:00] ---**
Or, like, striking castle?
**[09:02] ---**
At any rate!
**[09:03] ---**
We have to do something about it
before the neighbors see it.
**[09:21] ---**
I know.
**[09:23] ---**
I'll go to Kyoto.
**[09:24] ---**
Huh?
**[09:25] ---**
Th-The castle spoke?!
**[09:28] ---**
It seems the spirit of a
Warring States general or something
**[09:32] ---**
has possessed that castle.
**[09:35] ---**
Oh!
**[09:36] ---**
Hello. It has been a while.
**[09:39] ---**
This is the ghost girl.
**[09:40] ---**
A slightly mischievous ghost
**[09:42] ---**
who resides in the
basement of the Hinata home.
**[09:46] ---**
I sense an aura from that castle
that is from my own era.
**[09:50] ---**
Do you have any idea why that might be?
**[09:53] ---**
Any... idea...
**[09:55] ---**
Oh!
**[09:58] ---**
There are legends that say things
can come to possess souls.
**[10:01] ---**
N-No way...
**[10:04] ---**
To Kyoto... To Kyoto...
**[10:07] ---**
I must go...
**[10:09] ---**
I must go!
**[10:12] ---**
Hold on, Cassy!
**[10:13] ---**
Weren't you supposed to become
my castle?! Shogun Keroro's castle?!
**[10:17] ---**
Onwards to Kyoto!
**[10:19] ---**
To Kyoto!
**[10:26] ---**
Wow...
**[10:28] ---**
The castle's moving?!
**[10:32] ---**
It's absorbed cars, too,
so it's no wonder it can move.
**[10:39] ---**
Well, it left on its own,
so I suppose that part was good...
**[10:45] ---**
There was once a time when Hideyoshi,
**[10:47] ---**
by order of his lord, Nobunaga,
**[10:49] ---**
is said to have completed
a castle in just a single night.
**[10:52] ---**
That is the so-called legend
of Sunomata Ichiya Castle.
***SIGN*** Sunomata Ichiya Castle
**[10:56] ---**
And this is the legend of
the sad invader,
**[10:58] ---**
whose castle ran out on him
in just a single night.
**[11:03] ---**
Cassy, come back!
**[11:14] ---**
Now, Sergeant Keroro raised a castle
in the first half of the episode,
**[11:17] ---**
which ran away from him,
just like that.
**[11:20] ---**
Right after that,
**[11:22] ---**
strange incidents started
happening all over the place.
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Abandoned Factory Mysteriously Disappears Overnight
**[11:25] ---**
Man, I was bowled over!
**[11:27] ---**
When I passed by this morning,
**[11:28] ---**
that closed-down factory
had flat-out disappeared!
***SIGN*** Kyukoku Mountain Inari Shrine Path Destroyed
**[11:31] ---**
It sounded like something
was moving out there!
**[11:34] ---**
The tremors were something else.
**[11:36] ---**
Now, as you heard, numerous
bizarre phenomena have been occurring
**[11:39] ---**
in the region spanning \Inner-Tokyo to Kanagawa Prefecture.
**[11:41] ---**
Sis, this whole commotion
is getting bigger and bigger!
**[11:44] ---**
Sheesh! What's that stupid frog doing?!
**[11:50] ---**
Keroro's Moving Castle, Sir!
**[11:58] ---**
Oh, I have detected Cassy's signature!
**[12:01] ---**
Currently heading west
along the Pacific coastline!
**[12:05] ---**
Looks like the nanomachine
self-defense feature is functional.
**[12:09] ---**
Finding it was a chore,
no thanks to the anti-barrier.
**[12:13] ---**
West, huh?
**[12:15] ---**
Looks like it really is heading for Kyoto.
**[12:18] ---**
I... I don't care, sir!
**[12:20] ---**
That ungrateful Cassy left without
a word, even after I raised her!
**[12:24] ---**
But...
**[12:26] ---**
Will it be all right to
leave it to its own devices?
**[12:29] ---**
I sensed a kind of obsessive nature
in the spirit possessing that castle.
**[12:34] ---**
I have a feeling that this will not end
without some sort of reckoning.
**[12:37] ---**
Don't tell me it's planning
to capture Kyoto?!
**[12:39] ---**
You've got to be kidding me!
**[12:42] ---**
My school trip is going to Kyoto,
you know!
**[12:45] ---**
Kyoto has lots of world
cultural heritage sites!
**[12:48] ---**
If they were to be destroyed,
the damage would be irreparable!
**[12:53] ---**
It'd be a loss so huge,
you couldn't even put a price tag on it!
**[12:57] ---**
Yeah! Yeah! And what about the
travel fund I've been paying into?!
**[13:02] ---**
What? Huh?
Am I the one at fault here?
**[13:05] ---**
Oh, is that right?! So I'm always,
always the one at fault, right?!
**[13:09] ---**
But you all transported trash
for Cassy, too!
**[13:13] ---**
You were totally into it!
**[13:14] ---**
You're all unfair! So unfair!
**[13:17] ---**
You're ogres! You're all ogres!
**[13:17] ---**
Poor Uncle...
**[13:19] ---**
Keroro-kun is unmanageable
when he gets like this.
**[13:22] ---**
It looks like that castle's looking for food
**[13:24] ---**
and following along the coast
where there are a lot of factories.
**[13:28] ---**
If you connect these dots...
**[13:33] ---**
C-Could that possibly be my holy land?
***SIGN*** Imaginary Depiction
**[13:36] ---**
The Gundam model factory?!
**[13:37] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[13:38] ---**
the first thing that castle ate
was a Gundam model.
**[13:43] ---**
Is that like what they call
"good old home cooking"?
**[13:45] ---**
Which means... What?
**[13:47] ---**
If Cassy keeps going
farther and farther west...
**[13:56] ---**
The armor races through my soul, sir!
**[13:59] ---**
Armor Up! Wildfire!
**[14:03] ---**
Ah! This is...!
***SIGN*** Revival
**[14:10] ---**
Revival!
***SIGN*** Shogun Keroro
**[14:12] ---**
Shogun Keroro!
**[14:13] ---**
Men, to arms!
**[14:15] ---**
It's time to go to war!
**[14:17] ---**
Th-This guy...
**[14:19] ---**
Yes, yes!
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Last Line of Defense
**[14:27] ---**
Gundam Model Last Line of Defense.
**[14:30] ---**
The time for battle has come at last.
**[14:32] ---**
Our objective is that castle!
**[14:34] ---**
Whoa! It has gotten crazy big!
**[14:38] ---**
My lord!
**[14:39] ---**
The castle is traveling at 20 km/hr.
**[14:43] ---**
Or, like, stately progress?
**[14:44] ---**
At this rate,
**[14:46] ---**
it'll swallow up the Gundam model
factory in less than an hour.
**[14:50] ---**
Aye, understood.
**[14:51] ---**
Dororo! Is Dororo not around?!
**[14:54] ---**
Here, my lord.
**[14:55] ---**
I will expect much of you
in your capacity as a ninja.
**[14:58] ---**
Keroro-kun expects much of me!
**[15:01] ---**
I... I am so moved!
**[15:05] ---**
I'm so glad for you, Dororo.
**[15:08] ---**
I'll help out, too.
**[15:09] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[15:11] ---**
All right, men! Charge!
**[15:14] ---**
I, Shogun Keroro, will preside
over the battle from our camp here.
**[15:19] ---**
Hey, you're coming with us!
**[15:19] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[15:26] ---**
We can get to it in no time by flying.
**[15:28] ---**
Don't let your guard down!
**[15:29] ---**
Our opponent is a castle. There's no
knowing what kind of weapons it has!
**[15:32] ---**
It won't be a problem.
**[15:34] ---**
There weren't any flying vehicles
during the Warring States Era.
**[15:38] ---**
Huh?
**[15:39] ---**
With the ghost girl's help,
**[15:41] ---**
I built an astral sensor to
pinpoint the spirit's location.
**[15:45] ---**
The strongest reading
**[15:47] ---**
is coming from the top floor
of that castle, my lord!
**[15:53] ---**
This'll be a cinch, sir!
**[15:58] ---**
Huh?
**[16:04] ---**
Th-This is...
**[16:06] ---**
...an all-range attack!
**[16:08] ---**
My lord!
**[16:09] ---**
Or, like, fiery outburst?
**[16:13] ---**
It may look like an ancient castle,
**[16:15] ---**
but you know, it's been enhanced
by cutting-edge nanomachines.
**[16:19] ---**
This level of retaliation
should come as no surprise.
**[16:21] ---**
You could have said so earlier!
**[16:26] ---**
As I thought, a frontal attack is dangerous.
**[16:38] ---**
Ooh!
**[16:39] ---**
That's what you get from infiltration pros.
**[16:42] ---**
We can't let them outshine us!
**[16:44] ---**
I'm an aspiring martial arts king,
so I can't let them outdo me, either!
**[16:51] ---**
What are you doing?
**[16:52] ---**
Castle interiors have traps built
into them to eliminate intruders.
**[16:57] ---**
I see... so it's dangerous to
heedlessly move forward.
**[17:03] ---**
Curses!
**[17:04] ---**
What is the meaning of this?!
Leaving your shogun behind?!
**[17:07] ---**
I'm number one, sir!
**[17:10] ---**
No!
**[17:11] ---**
The trap's been triggered! Now's our chance!
**[17:13] ---**
Understood!
**[17:21] ---**
M-Men!
**[17:24] ---**
Where have you all gone?!
**[17:32] ---**
Take that!
**[17:34] ---**
Everyone's so awesome!
**[17:36] ---**
I, Shogun Keroro,
shall assist as well, sir!
**[17:42] ---**
M-My kabuto helmet!
**[17:47] ---**
Keroro, you triggered
another trap, didn't you?!
**[17:50] ---**
I didn't! That's not what I meant to do!
**[17:55] ---**
Darn you! Don't lose your heads
over some measly traps!
**[17:58] ---**
I'm a shogun!
**[18:00] ---**
Dororo, up there!
**[18:03] ---**
It is a hidden staircase!
**[18:06] ---**
M-Men... n-now's your chance...
**[18:08] ---**
Mr. Sergeant... I mean, my lord,
we'll leave the rest to you!
**[18:12] ---**
U-Understood.
**[18:14] ---**
It pains me not.
**[18:15] ---**
I-It pains me not...
**[18:17] ---**
You totally look in pain, though.
**[18:24] ---**
This is the top floor of the castle tower.
**[18:26] ---**
The spirit in control of the castle
should be here, but...
**[18:33] ---**
You folk are awfully strong.
**[18:37] ---**
You could say that.
**[18:37] ---**
Oh, that is so true.
**[18:40] ---**
Then, as punishment for
rampaging through my castle,
**[18:43] ---**
you will be destroyed by your own abilities.
**[18:46] ---**
These are...
**[18:47] ---**
...doppelgangers of us?!
**[18:53] ---**
Giroro-kun! Tamama-kun!
**[18:56] ---**
Behold the power of the
shadow warriors born of my power!
**[18:59] ---**
What do you think?
**[19:01] ---**
Looks like we have no choice but to fight.
**[19:07] ---**
They're strong... Those shadow
warriors are seriously strong.
**[19:09] ---**
My lord!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[19:11] ---**
ETA to the Gundam model
factory is 1 minute!
**[19:14] ---**
Or, like, almost present?
**[19:15] ---**
What did you say?!
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
**[19:18] ---**
At this rate, the Gundam model
factory will be...!
**[19:22] ---**
There must be... There must be some way!
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Castle
Famous Castles of Japan Series (3)
**[19:26] ---**
Come to think of it, that time...
**[19:28] ---**
Where's the point in building
a plastic model of a castle?
**[19:31] ---**
The part that Giroro broke that time...
**[19:37] ---**
That's it, sir!
**[19:39] ---**
Up we go.
**[19:43] ---**
Keroro!
**[19:51] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[20:04] ---**
You did it!
**[20:06] ---**
H-H-H-H-How could this be?
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Castle
***SIGN*** Gundam Models
***SIGN*** Saved by a hair's breadth
**[20:18] ---**
Saved by a hair's breadth!
***SIGN*** Bravo
**[20:24] ---**
Bravo!
**[20:25] ---**
Did you see the power of Shogun Keroro?!
**[20:29] ---**
You cursed specter! Show your true identity!
**[20:34] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[20:38] ---**
Who're you?
**[20:39] ---**
My name is Dogezaemon,
and I am but a humble foot soldier.
**[20:44] ---**
A foot soldier, meaning
a low-ranking soldier?
**[20:46] ---**
Just once, I wanted to
visit the capital of Kyoto,
**[20:50] ---**
so I got reckless in spite of myself.
**[20:52] ---**
Don't you think there are limits
to how reckless you should be?
**[20:54] ---**
But you are exactly what
I would expect of a shogun!
**[20:56] ---**
You are so terribly strong!
**[20:58] ---**
I was deeply impressed!
**[21:01] ---**
I will serve you for the rest of my life!
**[21:03] ---**
The rest of your life?
**[21:05] ---**
But you are already dead.
**[21:07] ---**
Shouldn't you hurry up and
find a way to rest in peace instead?
**[21:10] ---**
Hardly!
**[21:11] ---**
After all, I now have the
honor of serving this fine shogun!
**[21:14] ---**
More importantly, Lord Keroro,
**[21:16] ---**
please allow me to warm
your sandals against my chest!
**[21:20] ---**
Uh, that's nice of you to offer, but...
***SIGN*** Barefoot
**[21:23] ---**
Barefoot.
**[21:25] ---**
Wh-Why?!
**[21:28] ---**
H-How regrettable...
**[21:46] ---**
Cassy...
**[21:48] ---**
I was not able to visit the capital of Kyoto,
**[21:50] ---**
but I will be waiting in the world to come
**[21:52] ---**
with your sandals warmed, my lord shogun.
**[21:56] ---**
That's not an auspicious thing to say, sir.
***SIGN*** Gundam Model
**[21:58] ---**
Thus, thanks to
Shogun Keroro's great deeds,
**[22:01] ---**
the Gundam model factory...
or rather, Kyoto was saved.
**[22:06] ---**
However...
**[22:07] ---**
Castles are big and dangerous,
**[22:10] ---**
so this time, I'll make an oden stall
our invasion's base of operations!
***SIGN*** Oden Stall The Original
**[22:14] ---**
It could be said that Shogun Keroro's
ambitions never waned.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Mois here.
**[23:53] ---**
Why is it that Uncle and
his platoon's plans never go well?
**[23:56] ---**
I don't know about
complicated things like that,
**[23:59] ---**
but hopefully things go well next time.
**[24:01] ---**
Or, like, super lazy?
**[24:02] ---**
Worthless glutton? Stupid morons?
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
crash them! Get in their way!
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro: Froggy Races, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Mois: Sleeping Beauty,
Or, Like, Slumber Desired, Sir?"
**[24:16] ---**
Those two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E60 - Keroro: Froggy Races, Sir! / Mois: Sleeping Beauty,Or, Like, Slumber Desired, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW8JM/keroro-froggy-races-sir--mois-sleeping-beautyor-like-slumber-desired-sir)
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**[00:00] ---**
Start your engines!
**[00:02] ---**
You're nothing but a slipper!
**[00:03] ---**
No matter how good your machine is,
**[00:05] ---**
you can't win if you're a rotten driver!
**[00:07] ---**
Don't make a girl say things like that!
**[00:10] ---**
If you're gonna keep dragging your feet,
then I'm gonna destroy Pekopon!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:57] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:57] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:18] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:18] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:46] ---**
A quiet day off.
**[01:47] ---**
That day, Natsumi was a bit bored.
**[01:51] ---**
I wish there were something
interesting to do.
**[02:00] ---**
Stupid frog?!
**[02:01] ---**
Tamama-kun,
**[02:02] ---**
you think you can win against my
Sucker Zeta with a machine like that?
**[02:06] ---**
Don't underestimate
my Sweet Tamama Mk-II!
**[02:11] ---**
What do you guys think
you're doing in my room?!
**[02:14] ---**
Eek! Lady Natsumi has spotted us, sir!
**[02:18] ---**
Eek! Time to retreat for now!
**[02:20] ---**
Oh, hey!
**[02:22] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[02:24] ---**
Kululu?
**[02:29] ---**
Click!
**[02:32] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[02:36] ---**
Wha...
**[02:37] ---**
What is this?!
**[02:42] ---**
Gero gero!
**[02:44] ---**
Welcome to the Keroro Circuit!
**[02:49] ---**
Keroro: Froggy Races, Sir!
**[02:55] ---**
How dare you build something like this
in our house without permission?!
**[02:57] ---**
Lady Natsumi, I challenge
you to a race, sir.
**[03:00] ---**
A race?
**[03:06] ---**
Th-The slipper!
**[03:08] ---**
It is your personal machine, sir.
**[03:12] ---**
The Crash Mangle Race Gun
that the commander's holding
**[03:16] ---**
can turn anything
into a miniature vehicle.
**[03:19] ---**
Compete with me in this machine, sir!
**[03:22] ---**
If you run away now,
you are a gutless chicken, Natchi.
**[03:26] ---**
If you don't have the will to compete,
leave the circuit at once!
**[03:29] ---**
I don't have to take this from you!
**[03:33] ---**
Sis!
**[03:34] ---**
It kind of looks like fun!
**[03:36] ---**
Fuyuki, not you, too!
**[03:39] ---**
That day, Natsumi was a bit bored.
**[03:43] ---**
Right? You were bored, weren't you?
**[03:46] ---**
Oh, all right!
**[03:47] ---**
I'll take you up on your challenge,
you stupid frog!
**[03:52] ---**
Now, that's the Lady Natsumi
I know, sir.
**[03:54] ---**
However...
**[03:55] ---**
Just racing wouldn't be
any fun, sir.
***SIGN*** 1st 1 Week's Worth of Cake
2nd Gundam Model (Super Rare)
***SIGN*** Dead Last 1 Week of Cleaning, Laundry, and Dishes!!
**[04:00] ---**
Dead last: one week of
cleaning, laundry, and dishes!
**[04:03] ---**
Oh, really? Sounds like fun.
**[04:07] ---**
Start your engines!
**[04:09] ---**
Thus began the cutthroat competition
**[04:11] ---**
with one week of cleaning,
laundry, and dishes on the line!
**[04:19] ---**
Go!
**[04:24] ---**
I, Angol Mois, will be reporting
on the race from the Lucifer 99.
**[04:30] ---**
Or, like, live self-broadcast?
**[04:32] ---**
Taking the lead right out of the gate
is Uncle's eco-cleaning machine,
**[04:35] ---**
Sucker Zeta!
**[04:37] ---**
Behind him is the Sweet Tamama Mk-II.
**[04:39] ---**
And then Natsumi's Slipper GR-FX.
**[04:43] ---**
Corporal Giroro's Beam the Rifle EX Custom
got quite a slow start.
**[04:49] ---**
Uncle, tell us how keen you are to win this.
**[04:52] ---**
I absolutely can't lose this!
**[04:54] ---**
After all, once I win this,
**[04:55] ---**
I'll get to abuse Lady Natsumi
like an old rag, sir!
**[04:59] ---**
I can see you're confident.
**[05:01] ---**
Or, like, certain success?
**[05:03] ---**
It is so like the underhanded
Mr. Sergeant to try to get payback
**[05:06] ---**
for his day-to-day resentment by
relying on his machine. It is wonderful!
**[05:09] ---**
Naturally, I'll be backing up
Mr. Sergeant all the way!
**[05:17] ---**
Hey, wasn't this supposed
to be an invasion tactic,
**[05:20] ---**
where we converted the things
around us into combat machines?!
**[05:23] ---**
I prepared a heavily armored machine
to match your preferences, Corporal.
**[05:27] ---**
No matter how good your machine is,
**[05:29] ---**
you can't win if you're a rotten driver!
**[05:32] ---**
See ya!
**[05:33] ---**
She's fast!
**[05:34] ---**
How dare she?! She's only a slipper!
**[05:41] ---**
She made that hairpin curve
without braking! That's Sis for you!
**[05:46] ---**
What's that?
**[05:47] ---**
Lucky!
**[05:50] ---**
What?!
**[05:54] ---**
What was that?!
**[05:56] ---**
What was that just now?
**[05:57] ---**
A jump panel.
**[05:59] ---**
This course has all
kinds of items build into it
**[06:01] ---**
to make the race more exciting.
**[06:06] ---**
That hairpin curve up ahead...
**[06:07] ---**
Even if I decelerate, my heavy
machine won't be able to make it.
**[06:10] ---**
I have to manage to hit
the jump panel, too...
**[06:14] ---**
A speed-up panel!
**[06:17] ---**
Wrong panel!
**[06:19] ---**
Ouch...
**[06:22] ---**
There's no dropping out of this race.
**[06:24] ---**
You'll be automatically restored
and returned to the race right away.
**[06:30] ---**
A trap panel!
**[06:36] ---**
Some of them are traps.
**[06:42] ---**
Darn you! No more playing around, sir!
**[06:46] ---**
What now?!
**[06:47] ---**
I will suck up the debris and
clean the course, sir.
**[06:50] ---**
While I'm at it, I'll eliminate
debris-like machines, too!
**[06:53] ---**
Isn't that foul play?
**[06:54] ---**
Nope.
**[06:55] ---**
You're allowed to make the most
of your machine's capabilities.
**[06:59] ---**
I will deliver the finishing blow.
**[07:01] ---**
Happy Birthday Special!
**[07:11] ---**
They're getting so carried away!
**[07:13] ---**
This machine must have
some gadgets on it, too, right?
**[07:15] ---**
Um... this?
**[07:18] ---**
For sticky summers, find comfort in
mesh material that breathes well.
***SIGN*** Speed +50% Defense -50%
**[07:22] ---**
No! What about this one?!
***SIGN*** Speed -50% Defense +50%
**[07:24] ---**
For freezing winters,
warm wool is the best.
**[07:27] ---**
Not that! Then, this one?!
***SIGN*** Speed +-0% Defense +-0%
**[07:29] ---**
Antimicrobial treatment
to keep the germs at bay.
**[07:31] ---**
The scent of flowers is très bien, too.
**[07:33] ---**
What's with this thing?!
**[07:35] ---**
That smells good.
**[07:41] ---**
No way!
**[07:43] ---**
Ouch...
**[07:46] ---**
Why, you! You're nothing but a slipper!
**[07:52] ---**
Using that thing is unsportsmanlike!
**[07:55] ---**
I am merely making the most of
my machine's capabilities, sir.
**[07:59] ---**
That's right! This is no
slipper, girl! No slipper!
***SIGN*** He just
wanted to
say that
**[08:06] ---**
You cretin!
**[08:10] ---**
Projectile weapons are no fair, sir!
**[08:12] ---**
Uh, you're in no position
to say that to other people.
**[08:15] ---**
Giroro!
**[08:16] ---**
Hmph!
**[08:16] ---**
Oh, stop! Don't pull!
**[08:19] ---**
Shut up! I'll make it so you
can't pull any more dirty tricks!
**[08:23] ---**
What have you done?!
**[08:24] ---**
If you pull it out past the red mark,
it's hard to get it to go back in!
**[08:28] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[08:34] ---**
Slip and slide on my sticky butter cream!
**[08:38] ---**
This!
**[08:39] ---**
Is!
**[08:40] ---**
Bad!
**[08:46] ---**
Sis!
**[08:47] ---**
That was a messy crash.
**[08:55] ---**
G-Giroro?!
**[08:57] ---**
Don't worry about me.
Go! Quickly!
**[09:00] ---**
Giroro...
**[09:01] ---**
I owe you one!
**[09:05] ---**
Uncle, are you all right?
**[09:07] ---**
Or, like, dismal outcome?
**[09:09] ---**
I am sorry, Mr. Sergeant.
**[09:12] ---**
What are you doing,
making such a mess?!
**[09:14] ---**
Think about the person
who has to clean this up!
**[09:17] ---**
That's right! If I win, it'll be
Lady Natsumi doing the cleaning!
**[09:22] ---**
I absolutely cannot afford
to lose this race, sir!
***SIGN*** I must win, without fail!
**[09:27] ---**
The sarge is closing in on you, Sis!
**[09:30] ---**
I'm almost at the goal!
**[09:32] ---**
He can try to pass me now, but...
**[09:36] ---**
I have an ace up my sleeve, sir.
**[09:41] ---**
Warp!
**[09:46] ---**
He...
**[09:47] ---**
He disappeared!
**[09:48] ---**
This is one of his machine's
capabilities, too.
**[09:53] ---**
The trump card is something you
save until the very end, sir!
**[09:59] ---**
Poyo?
**[10:04] ---**
No way! Stupid frog?!
**[10:07] ---**
Lady Natsumi, it is clear who
will win this race, sir.
**[10:10] ---**
I am not gonna lose!
**[10:15] ---**
You, there in the blue car! Stop, poyo!
**[10:20] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo...
**[10:24] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyonpoyo...
**[10:24] ---**
I feel like I've seen this before...
**[10:27] ---**
Oof. Oof.
**[10:28] ---**
Allow me to explain.
**[10:30] ---**
Her name is Poyon.
She's a space police officer.
**[10:33] ---**
Man, it's been a whole year
since her last appearance.
**[10:40] ---**
Assigned to the Andromeda Precinct,
**[10:43] ---**
I am space police officer Poyon, poyo!
**[10:46] ---**
You there!
**[10:48] ---**
You are being placed under investigation
***SIGN*** Unauthorized Warping
***SIGN*** Speeding in Warp Space
**[10:49] ---**
on charges of unauthorized warping
and speeding in warp space, poyo!
**[10:53] ---**
Poyo!
***SIGN*** Demerit Points
**[10:54] ---**
N-No way!
***SIGN*** License Suspension
***SIGN*** Fines
**[10:56] ---**
Your name, poyo?
**[10:58] ---**
S-Sergeant Keroro...
**[10:59] ---**
Um, would it be all right if I left?
**[11:02] ---**
Of course, poyo.
***SIGN*** Cake
***SIGN*** Gundam Model
***SIGN*** Gum
**[11:05] ---**
The winner is Hinata Natsumi-chan!
***SIGN*** Nothing In Particular
***SIGN*** Last Place
**[11:09] ---**
Wait. Why did Poyon appear
the same size as everyone else?
**[11:13] ---**
Uh, w-why, of course, that's...
**[11:16] ---**
Because I'm a space police officer, poyo!
**[11:18] ---**
There you have it!
**[11:20] ---**
In the end, what Sergeant Keroro
got out of this race
**[11:23] ---**
was a steep fine,
**[11:25] ---**
and one week's worth of
cleaning, laundry, and dishes.
**[11:28] ---**
When you get down to it,
cheating doesn't get you anywhere.
**[11:50] ---**
The princess, awoken from
eternal sleep by a prince's kiss...
**[11:55] ---**
...is something that happened
in the world of fairy tales.
**[12:00] ---**
Now, from here on out is reality.
**[12:02] ---**
A tale of the most ordinary of aliens.
**[12:08] ---**
S-field check, okay.
**[12:10] ---**
N-field check, okay.
**[12:13] ---**
Situation normal in all divisions
within the secret underground base.
**[12:16] ---**
Or, like, quiet calmness?
**[12:20] ---**
Mois here is the one
who works behind the scenes
**[12:22] ---**
to support the exploits
of the Keroro Platoon.
**[12:25] ---**
Your daily hard work is
much depreciated.
**[12:28] ---**
Uncle seems rather busy lately.
**[12:33] ---**
It's no fun.
**[12:53] ---**
Oh, dear, Mois has fallen into a doze.
**[12:57] ---**
Let's leave her in peace.
**[13:06] ---**
Mois: Sleeping Beauty,
Or, Like, Slumber Desired, Sir?
***SIGN*** 3 Days Later
**[13:12] ---**
It has been three days since then.
**[13:18] ---**
Oh?
**[13:19] ---**
Wait! Mois-chan! You're still asleep?!
**[13:32] ---**
Oh, I swear!
**[13:33] ---**
If I'd won that race, I'd be king
right about now! King!
**[13:37] ---**
I feel so sorry for you, Mr. Sergeant.
**[13:40] ---**
There are still all these dishes to do!
**[13:42] ---**
And I have to clean and do the laundry, too!
**[13:44] ---**
Uncle!
**[13:46] ---**
Gero!
**[13:47] ---**
Ah, Lady Mois.
**[13:48] ---**
I will do it.
**[13:51] ---**
Or, like, housework helper?
**[13:52] ---**
Lady Mois, I owe you one, ma'am!
**[13:55] ---**
Trying to earn brownie points, are you?!
***SIGN*** Fume
**[13:58] ---**
Goodness! Lady Mois truly is the
mother of our platoon, sir.
**[14:06] ---**
Jea...
**[14:07] ---**
Jea... Jea...
**[14:10] ---**
Jea...
**[14:12] ---**
Huh?
**[14:20] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[14:23] ---**
What are you going to do when
Lady Natsumi comes back after this?!
**[14:27] ---**
A hundred lashes to my hiney
wouldn't cut it, you know!
**[14:29] ---**
We're back.
**[14:30] ---**
Gero!
**[14:33] ---**
Gero gero!
**[14:34] ---**
Th-The plate!
**[14:36] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[14:38] ---**
What're you doing?
**[14:41] ---**
Y-You've got the wrong idea, sir!
**[14:43] ---**
I didn't do these, sir!
**[14:45] ---**
You'd better not think
you can get away with this.
**[14:49] ---**
Th-This is a misunderstanding!
**[14:51] ---**
It was Lady Mois who...
**[14:52] ---**
Gero?
**[14:55] ---**
She's asleep!
**[14:56] ---**
Lady Mois?
**[14:58] ---**
What about Mois-chan?
**[15:00] ---**
Well... uh...
**[15:03] ---**
It wasn't me, ma'am!
**[15:05] ---**
Tamama! You saw, right, Tamama?! Right?!
**[15:07] ---**
I saw nothing.
**[15:10] ---**
What?!
**[15:12] ---**
T-Tamama! Wh-Why?!
**[15:15] ---**
More than the fact
that you broke the dishes,
**[15:16] ---**
I don't like your mentality of
trying to blame someone else for it!
**[15:19] ---**
Gero!
**[15:20] ---**
Ouch! Owow! Please stop!
**[15:23] ---**
Owowow!
**[15:24] ---**
Tamama!
**[15:26] ---**
I am sorry, Mr. Sergeant.
**[15:28] ---**
If you suffer because of that woman,
you will come to resent her.
**[15:33] ---**
Then your heart will be
mine and mine alone forever.
**[15:38] ---**
Owowowowowowowowowow!
**[15:41] ---**
Owow!
**[15:43] ---**
Why don't you just leave it at that?
**[15:45] ---**
Mois-chan?
**[15:47] ---**
I was so scared!
**[15:48] ---**
I didn't know what I was going to do
if you'd kept on sleeping!
**[15:52] ---**
...ma'am...
***SIGN*** Oh?
**[15:54] ---**
Lady Mois?
**[15:55] ---**
It's cuz you... old guy...
**[15:57] ---**
Huh? What was that, Lady Mois?
**[15:59] ---**
It's cuz you keep dragging
your feet, old guy!
**[16:03] ---**
Who's an old guy?!
**[16:04] ---**
What do you mean, "dragging my feet"?!
**[16:06] ---**
Mois is acting strange somehow.
**[16:08] ---**
Is she half asleep or something?
**[16:10] ---**
Old guy, if you...
**[16:12] ---**
If you'd just get the Pekopon
invasion over and done with,
**[16:15] ---**
the two of us could just...
**[16:16] ---**
You know, I dunno... do lots of things...
**[16:19] ---**
Huh? Do lots of what things, ma'am?
**[16:22] ---**
Don't make a girl say things like that!
**[16:30] ---**
Say, I feel like I've seen Mois
like this once before...
**[16:34] ---**
That's it!
**[16:35] ---**
She's like the girl Mois copied
when Mois came to Earth.
**[16:45] ---**
I don't know what might have caused it,
**[16:47] ---**
but maybe that girl's personality
has come to the forefront.
**[16:50] ---**
Why now, of all times?
**[16:53] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:58] ---**
If you're gonna keep dragging your feet,
then I'm gonna destroy Pekopon!
**[17:02] ---**
What?!
**[17:04] ---**
Armageddon! 1/1...
**[17:09] ---**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[17:19] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[17:22] ---**
I can't eat any more.
**[17:26] ---**
What a cliché thing to say in her sleep...
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[17:30] ---**
I see.
**[17:34] ---**
It's probably "space idler sleep disorder,"
unique to the Angol Tribe.
**[17:39] ---**
Space idler sleep disorder?
**[17:40] ---**
A need that's been habitually denied
***SIGN*** Space Idler Sleep Disorder
**[17:42] ---**
boils over in the form of drowsiness.
**[17:45] ---**
To put it simply, the cause
is an unsatisfied need.
**[17:48] ---**
How do you cure it?
**[17:50] ---**
Satisfy that need, of course.
**[17:53] ---**
What could she possibly
be unsatisfied about?
**[17:57] ---**
I know, sir!
**[17:59] ---**
Lady Mois is probably itching
to destroy something, sir!
**[18:03] ---**
What?
**[18:03] ---**
You know, back when Lady Mois
lived on Planet Angol,
**[18:06] ---**
she used to destroy planets with her
Armageddon all the time, sir.
**[18:13] ---**
Or, like, feeling peachy?
**[18:15] ---**
But ever since she came to Pekopon...
**[18:18] ---**
Stop, Lady Mois!
**[18:21] ---**
Take that!
**[18:21] ---**
Wait, sir!
**[18:24] ---**
It's no surprise she's
feeling unsatisfied, sir.
**[18:27] ---**
This is where we should
generously allow her
**[18:29] ---**
to destroy a celestial body or two, sir.
**[18:32] ---**
For example,
**[18:33] ---**
The moon!
**[18:36] ---**
There's no way we could allow that!
**[18:41] ---**
Intruder in the Gundam model room, huh?
**[18:45] ---**
Uh oh, speak of the devil. It's Mois.
**[18:48] ---**
What?!
**[18:56] ---**
Take that!
**[18:57] ---**
Take that! And that!
***SIGN*** We are sorry, gods of plastic models.
**[18:59] ---**
This is so fun somehow, isn't it?
**[19:02] ---**
Or, like, smashing to bits?
**[19:04] ---**
Gero!
**[19:05] ---**
My Gundam models!
**[19:08] ---**
Please stop, Lady Mois!
**[19:09] ---**
Hold on, Keroro!
**[19:10] ---**
If we let her break things
to her heart's content,
**[19:12] ---**
she might go back to her old self.
**[19:13] ---**
Let's see who's stronger, shall we?
**[19:13] ---**
You're the one who said that!
**[19:15] ---**
Not my Gundam models!
**[19:15] ---**
Take that!
**[19:17] ---**
There goes her drowsiness...
**[19:20] ---**
Not only is it not getting better,
it's getting worse and worse!
**[19:25] ---**
So mere Gundam models
didn't do the trick.
**[19:28] ---**
Didn't do the trick?! So my
Gundam models died for nothing?!
***SIGN*** Do Not Touch
**[19:37] ---**
Have mercy! Anything but this!
**[19:39] ---**
You can't get this limited
edition model anymore!
**[19:43] ---**
And a one, two...
**[19:44] ---**
...fly!
**[19:46] ---**
Gero!
**[19:47] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[19:53] ---**
Gero...
**[19:56] ---**
Farewell!
**[20:02] ---**
This is bad.
**[20:03] ---**
What?
**[20:06] ---**
Lady Mois?
**[20:07] ---**
Lady Mois?!
**[20:09] ---**
Her drowsiness is hitting the max.
**[20:11] ---**
At this rate, Mois will never wake up again.
**[20:15] ---**
What?!
**[20:16] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[20:17] ---**
Lady... Mois...
**[20:19] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[20:21] ---**
Lady Mois! Lady Mois!
**[20:23] ---**
Wake up, ma'am!
**[20:24] ---**
Lady Mois! Lady Mois!
**[20:28] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[20:35] ---**
That woman!
**[20:37] ---**
Not only does Mr. Sergeant not hate her,
**[20:39] ---**
she's even getting
to lay her head on his lap!
**[20:42] ---**
Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[20:43] ---**
Tamama Style Super
Secret Supreme Technique!
**[20:45] ---**
Jealousy Ball!
***SIGN*** Jealousy Ball
**[21:07] ---**
Uncle! Uncle!
**[21:09] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[21:13] ---**
You've been mean to Uncle,
haven't you?!
**[21:19] ---**
I will not forgive you!
**[21:21] ---**
Or, like, power unmatched?
**[21:23] ---**
One-trillionth Armageddon!
**[21:34] ---**
Uncle, are you all right?
**[21:37] ---**
Mois-chan...
**[21:37] ---**
Looks like she's completely awakened.
**[21:43] ---**
Uncle...
**[21:44] ---**
Hey, maybe Mois's unsatisfied need
**[21:47] ---**
was just that she wanted the
stupid frog to pay attention to her.
**[21:51] ---**
I feel so refreshed somehow.
**[21:54] ---**
Come to think of, I feel as though
you cried for me in my dreams, Uncle.
**[21:59] ---**
It made Mois very happy.
**[22:02] ---**
Mois-chan, that wasn't a dream.
**[22:07] ---**
Mois awoke, not with a prince's kiss,
but by Uncle's tears.
***SIGN*** And they lived happily ever after
**[22:13] ---**
And they lived happily ever after.
**[22:17] ---**
Curse you!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
623 here!
**[23:53] ---**
Natchi of Inner-Tokyo, thank you
for always sending in postcards.
**[23:56] ---**
For everyone sitting in front of the TV,
**[23:57] ---**
you only know me
as the voice on the radio,
**[23:59] ---**
so I guess I should say,
nice to meet you.
**[24:00] ---**
What? You don't feel like
this is the first time we've met?
**[24:02] ---**
R-Really? I wonder why that is.
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that! Next time, the
appearance of a cosmic pretty girl!
**[24:07] ---**
"Fuyuki: What Happened
to the Mystery Transfer Girl, Sir?"
**[24:11] ---**
"Natsumi & Saburo: A Couple
at the Point of No Return, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
Those two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E61 - Fuyuki: What Happened to the Mystery Transfer Girl, Sir? / Natsumi & Saburo: A Couple at the Point of No Return, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P302/fuyuki-what-happened-to-the-mystery-transfer-girl-sir--natsumi--saburo-a-couple-at-the-point-of-no-return-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
I am Kinoshita Rei. I am interested...
**[00:04] ---**
...in the occult.
**[00:05] ---**
Fuyuki-kun and I are...
**[00:07] ---**
To be honest...
**[00:09] ---**
I'll end up in space alone
with Saburo-senpai...
**[00:11] ---**
No way am I letting those two be alone!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:46] ---**
Transfer students often
tend to be pretty girls.
**[01:52] ---**
I have a transfer student
to introduce to you today.
**[01:54] ---**
Please, come over here
and introduce yourself.
**[02:01] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:03] ---**
My shoelace...
**[02:13] ---**
The skies were clear just earlier...
**[02:15] ---**
Please pardon me.
**[02:17] ---**
Such ominous signs on
the heels of my transfer.
**[02:19] ---**
I-It'll be fine!
**[02:21] ---**
Our class's cheerful energy
will blast that kind of stuff away!
**[02:25] ---**
Let's see. Your name is...
**[02:29] ---**
I am Kinoshita Rei. I am interested...
**[02:33] ---**
...in the occult.
**[02:34] ---**
What?
**[02:42] ---**
Fuyuki: What Happened
to the Mystery Transfer Girl, Sir?
**[02:50] ---**
Okay, now that we're all here,
**[02:52] ---**
I'd like to begin the
occult club's regular meeting.
**[02:55] ---**
He said "all," but the club
consists of only Fuyuki-kun and me.
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[02:59] ---**
Our secret time alone together after school.
**[03:02] ---**
Or it should've been!
**[03:04] ---**
Why are you here with us?!
**[03:07] ---**
Welcome to the occult club, Kinoshita-san.
**[03:10] ---**
Right, Nishizawa-san?
**[03:11] ---**
What?
**[03:12] ---**
Oh, yes!
**[03:13] ---**
Please, thank you for...
**[03:22] ---**
K-Kinoshita-san?
**[03:26] ---**
Thank you for having m...
**[03:30] ---**
A-Are you okay?
**[03:30] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[03:32] ---**
There are things kind of
sticking out of you...
**[03:34] ---**
What?
**[03:35] ---**
Oh, yes. I'm used to it.
**[03:38] ---**
Used to it?
**[03:39] ---**
I was born with bad luck.
**[03:43] ---**
I'm a natural magnet
when it comes to misfortune.
**[03:46] ---**
What?
**[03:47] ---**
She'd better not be planning
to play up her misfortune
**[03:49] ---**
to get Fuyuki-kun's attention!
**[03:54] ---**
That completes the major cleanup, sir.
**[03:57] ---**
I swear! The people of the Hinata household
**[03:59] ---**
don't understand the concept of
throwing things away, sir!
**[04:05] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[04:08] ---**
Oh?
**[04:10] ---**
It never occurred to me that
the stone spheres of Costa Rica
**[04:13] ---**
could be thought of like that.
**[04:15] ---**
Yes. And when you notice,
**[04:16] ---**
you can begin to see how they might be
related to the gold space shuttles.
**[04:19] ---**
Oh! Watch out!
**[04:24] ---**
Kinoshita-san?!
**[04:27] ---**
Are you okay?
**[04:30] ---**
Yes.
**[04:33] ---**
I'm a bit of an expert
when it comes to OOPArts.
**[04:36] ---**
Um, what are OOPArts?
**[04:39] ---**
OOPArts are things like the
pyramids and crystal skulls,
**[04:43] ---**
objects that were constructed with
technology too advanced for their time.
**[04:46] ---**
Oh, speaking of which,
I have an OOPArt myself.
**[04:50] ---**
It looks like a normal stone, but
it seems to be hollow on the inside.
**[04:57] ---**
And when you shake it,
it makes a pretty sound.
**[05:00] ---**
It's definitely got to be an OOPArt!
**[05:03] ---**
I want to see it.
**[05:04] ---**
What?
**[05:04] ---**
Would you mind showing this stone to me?
**[05:07] ---**
Then, do you want to come over
to my house now?
**[05:10] ---**
O-Oh! I would like to see it, too!
**[05:18] ---**
Is today's weather kind of weird, or what?
**[05:21] ---**
Aw, we're soaked!
**[05:23] ---**
Are you okay, Kinoshita-san?
**[05:25] ---**
What about you, Hinata-kun?
**[05:27] ---**
Please use this.
**[05:30] ---**
Thank you.
**[05:31] ---**
I have an umbrella.
**[05:33] ---**
Here you are.
**[05:34] ---**
Watch out.
**[05:36] ---**
What'd you do that for?!
**[05:44] ---**
Come, let us go.
**[05:46] ---**
Wh-What is with her?
**[05:50] ---**
That's strange.
**[05:52] ---**
I'm sure I put it away in here...
**[05:54] ---**
Honestly! You brought guests home!
What are you doing, Fuyuki?
**[06:00] ---**
Oh! I... I'm so sorry!
**[06:03] ---**
It's very delicious.
**[06:06] ---**
I can't believe how bad her luck is!
***SIGN*** Grip
**[06:09] ---**
She's like a moe character!
**[06:11] ---**
Sis, do you know what happened
to the stone that was in here?
**[06:14] ---**
Huh? I think the stupid frog was
doing a major cleanup earlier, but...
**[06:18] ---**
Major cleanup?
**[06:19] ---**
Don't tell me Sarge...!
**[06:21] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki! You're just
going to ignore your guests?!
**[06:24] ---**
Oh, I'll bring you a change
of clothes, so wait right there.
**[06:27] ---**
Stupid frog? "Sarge"?
**[06:30] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is a bit odd, isn't he?
**[06:33] ---**
But that's also what's so great about him...
**[06:36] ---**
Say it, Momoka!
**[06:37] ---**
Tell this brat straight out that
you're not letting her have Fuyuki-kun!
**[06:40] ---**
U-Um...
**[06:41] ---**
Fuyuki-kun and I are...
**[06:43] ---**
To be honest,
**[06:45] ---**
we're sort of...
**[06:47] ---**
Huh?
**[06:49] ---**
Come on, Sarge, that's something
I found when I was a kid.
**[06:54] ---**
Could I please have it back?
**[06:56] ---**
I am sorry, Master Fuyuki, sir.
**[06:59] ---**
But I refuse, sir!
**[07:00] ---**
What?
**[07:02] ---**
This is called an absolute fortune stone.
**[07:04] ---**
Keep it on you, and it'll instantly
bring you good fortune.
**[07:07] ---**
It's a lucky item.
**[07:09] ---**
Huh?
**[07:10] ---**
An absolute fortune stone?
**[07:11] ---**
Only the Winnerians of the
Stumble Nebula's 13th Planet
**[07:14] ---**
are said to have these.
**[07:16] ---**
It's a super rare item!
**[07:18] ---**
Come to think of it, on my way home
after I found that stone,
**[07:18] ---**
Yay! I found a 100 yen coin! Yay!
**[07:21] ---**
I picked up a 100 yen coin.
***SIGN*** Fortune
Fortune
Fortune
**[07:23] ---**
From winning the first prize plasma TV
at year-end bingo
**[07:25] ---**
to standing tea leaves,
**[07:27] ---**
keep it on you, and it will attract
all kinds of good fortune, sir!
**[07:30] ---**
Big news, Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[07:33] ---**
You won an autographed drawing
**[07:35] ---**
by Mr. Yoshizaki in the
*Shonen Alpha* contest!
**[07:40] ---**
Big news!
**[07:40] ---**
Our stock of substandard instant dumplings
all sold like hotcakes!
***SIGN*** Sold Out
**[07:46] ---**
See how this works?
**[07:47] ---**
Keep it with you at all times,
**[07:49] ---**
and a steady stream of good fortune
will come rolling in, sir.
**[07:52] ---**
All right!
**[07:53] ---**
Let's immediately begin taking action
towards invading Pekopon!
**[07:56] ---**
Non, non, non, non.
**[07:58] ---**
Before we do that,
**[07:59] ---**
we are taking the proceeds
from the sale of instant dumplings
**[08:02] ---**
and buying lottery tickets, sir!
**[08:04] ---**
Yay!
**[08:05] ---**
With my current good luck,
**[08:07] ---**
not only could I easily win
the grand prize and subprizes,
***SIGN*** Lottery
**[08:09] ---**
but even the second, third,
and mismatch prizes, too!
**[08:11] ---**
I could feasibly monopolize all the winnings!
**[08:14] ---**
Lady Mois, go buy them
right away, sir!
**[08:16] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[08:18] ---**
Or, like, instant winnings?
**[08:19] ---**
Or, like, filthy riches?
**[08:23] ---**
Not only will this cover
the invasion budget,
**[08:26] ---**
but buying 100 of each Gundam model
won't be out of my reach, sir!
**[08:30] ---**
There's no way everything
will go your way like that.
**[08:33] ---**
Is it really true that this stone
has that kind of power?
**[08:37] ---**
It is true.
**[08:40] ---**
K-Kinoshita-san...
**[08:45] ---**
You are of Planet Keron, are you not?
**[08:47] ---**
Gero!
**[08:48] ---**
And you're a Winnerian!
**[08:50] ---**
What?!
**[08:52] ---**
That is something I lost.
**[08:55] ---**
Gero?
**[08:56] ---**
Kinoshita-san, you...
**[08:59] ---**
I'm sorry I kept this from you, Hinata-kun.
**[09:03] ---**
When I came to Earth on vacation last time,
**[09:05] ---**
I dropped my precious absolute fortune stone.
**[09:09] ---**
And then I found it?
**[09:11] ---**
For Winnerians, who are
natural magnets for misfortune,
**[09:15] ---**
the absolute fortune stones
are a necessity.
***SIGN*** Misfortune Misfortune Misfortune...
**[09:19] ---**
So, you came to Earth again
to find what you'd lost?
**[09:23] ---**
Yes.
**[09:24] ---**
But without my absolute fortune stone,
**[09:27] ---**
it took me a long time to make my return.
**[09:32] ---**
I can't believe I'm out of fuel!
**[09:35] ---**
Turn right at the next star.
**[09:36] ---**
Then make a slight turn to
the lower left at the next star.
**[09:38] ---**
Then up.
**[09:38] ---**
And after making another left,
**[09:39] ---**
This car navigation system is broken!
**[09:40] ---**
keep going straight on and on.
**[09:42] ---**
When you hit a dead end, back up, and...
**[09:44] ---**
But I've finally found it.
**[09:46] ---**
It really was you that time.
You found it for me.
**[09:50] ---**
That time?
**[09:52] ---**
You do not remember?
**[09:54] ---**
I had tripped in the sandbox
and I was crying,
**[09:57] ---**
and you offered me your hand.
**[10:01] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:03] ---**
Are you okay?
**[10:09] ---**
I see!
**[10:10] ---**
The next day, I went to the park
at the same time,
**[10:13] ---**
thinking I might see you again.
**[10:15] ---**
That's when I found that stone.
**[10:20] ---**
So you remember now.
**[10:22] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:31] ---**
Gero!
**[10:34] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[10:36] ---**
That stone!
**[10:37] ---**
100 Gundam models!
**[10:46] ---**
I'm sorry, Nishizawa-san!
**[10:49] ---**
Fu-Fuyu-Fuyu-Fuyu-Fu... Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:52] ---**
You idiot! What are you doing?!
**[10:54] ---**
When you get kissed on the right cheek,
you offer your left one next!
**[11:00] ---**
Smooch...
**[11:20] ---**
Thank you. You kept it
safe for me, didn't you?
**[11:24] ---**
I'm really glad that you were
the one who found the stone.
**[11:29] ---**
Hinata-kun.
**[11:40] ---**
Farewell.
**[11:57] ---**
When aliens leave Earth,
**[12:00] ---**
they erase the memories of all the
life forms they came in contact with.
**[12:16] ---**
Huh?
**[12:18] ---**
Did I have a handkerchief like this?
**[12:21] ---**
If you, too, find something
among your possessions
**[12:23] ---**
that you have no recollection of,
**[12:25] ---**
it may be proof that you were
visited by an alien.
**[12:29] ---**
What?!
**[12:30] ---**
I have no recollection of this pile
of lottery tickets! Why are these here?!
**[12:34] ---**
And, Uncle, none of them won!
**[12:37] ---**
Or, like, total losses?
**[12:38] ---**
No!
**[12:50] ---**
Happiness always comes out of the blue.
**[12:55] ---**
Coming!
**[12:56] ---**
I'm on my way!
**[12:59] ---**
Hey. Hello there.
**[13:01] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai?!
**[13:06] ---**
Natsumi & Saburo: A Couple
at the Point of No Return, Sir!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[13:12] ---**
The pen's been acting up lately,
for some reason.
**[13:16] ---**
This is an invention of Kululu's.
**[13:18] ---**
Anything drawn by this
magical pen becomes real.
**[13:24] ---**
It's just clogged ink.
**[13:26] ---**
This can be fixed in no time.
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[13:30] ---**
Go kill some time out there while you wait.
**[13:32] ---**
Thank you, Kululu.
**[13:34] ---**
"Saburo-senpai,
I brought you tea and sweets!"
**[13:38] ---**
"Here are some tea and sweets!
Please have some!"
**[13:41] ---**
Does that sound a bit forced?
***SIGN*** Bath
***SIGN*** Milky
Way
Bath
**[13:43] ---**
Huh?
**[13:44] ---**
Didn't I come this way just earlier?
**[13:47] ---**
Um...
**[13:49] ---**
Was it this way?
**[13:51] ---**
Or was it this way?
**[13:54] ---**
Oh? What are you doing, Natsumi-chan?
**[13:56] ---**
Oh! Uh... um... well...
**[13:59] ---**
I was going to bring you tea and sweets!
**[14:02] ---**
I m-m-made these m-myself!
**[14:05] ---**
They look delicious.
**[14:07] ---**
Mm! Very good.
**[14:10] ---**
Really?!
**[14:11] ---**
I was walking around trying to tour
the secret base, but then I got lost.
**[14:16] ---**
I-Is that right? I got lost, too...
**[14:19] ---**
Then, since we're here anyway,
**[14:21] ---**
how about we poke
around the place together?
**[14:23] ---**
O-Okay!
**[14:24] ---**
Kind of like a little field trip.
**[14:26] ---**
We've even got snacks.
**[14:28] ---**
C-Could this possibly be...
**[14:30] ---**
...a s-s-secret base date
with Saburo-senpai?!
***SIGN*** Underground Base Central Command Room
**[14:39] ---**
The Underground Base
Central Command Room.
***SIGN*** Likewise: High Humidity Room
**[14:41] ---**
Likewise, the High Humidity Room.
***SIGN*** Likewise: Jurassic Paradise
**[14:44] ---**
Likewise, the Jurassic Paradise.
***SIGN*** Likewise: Radio Broadcast Studio
**[14:46] ---**
Likewise, the Radio Broadcast Studio.
***SIGN*** Likewise: Instant Dumpling Production Factory
**[14:48] ---**
Likewise, the Instant Dumpling
Production Factory.
***SIGN*** Likewise: Empty lot, for some reason
**[14:51] ---**
Likewise, an empty lot.
**[14:53] ---**
Are those guys really serious
about their invasion?
**[15:00] ---**
What's this room?
**[15:03] ---**
It's a room for Gundam models.
**[15:08] ---**
Huh?
**[15:08] ---**
What?!
**[15:13] ---**
What the?
**[15:20] ---**
Owowowow...
**[15:22] ---**
Wh-What is this room?
***SIGN*** Intruders
**[15:26] ---**
What's going on?!
**[15:30] ---**
Some Gundam model thieves
have fallen right into my trap, sir.
**[15:34] ---**
Something's been up,
**[15:36] ---**
what with those lottery tickets
bought without my knowledge
**[15:38] ---**
and the disappearance of
our stock of instant dumplings.
**[15:40] ---**
I've been thinking it was fishy, sir!
**[15:42] ---**
Or, like, fearful worries?
**[15:44] ---**
At that rate,
**[15:45] ---**
it was only a matter of time before
my precious Gundam models fell victim!
**[15:49] ---**
So, before something
irreparable could happen,
**[15:51] ---**
I set up this trap, sir.
**[15:55] ---**
Intruders get ported into this rocket
via a hyperspace transfer gate.
**[15:59] ---**
And then we ship them off
to the far reaches of space.
**[16:03] ---**
And so, the countdown has
already begun, sir.
***SIGN*** Time to Rocket Launch
**[16:07] ---**
Hey, you sneak thief! Repent
for your crime of Gundam model theft
**[16:10] ---**
in the farthest corner
of the universe, sir!
**[16:12] ---**
That voice is... the stupid frog?
**[16:14] ---**
What's going on?! Let us out of here!
**[16:17] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[16:18] ---**
You're the Gundam model thief,
Lady Natsumi?
**[16:20] ---**
Why would I be stealing Gundam models?!
**[16:23] ---**
Let us out!
**[16:25] ---**
Easy for you to say,
but it's already too late, sir.
**[16:28] ---**
The interior of the rocket
has no doors or windows.
**[16:30] ---**
It's completely sealed.
**[16:32] ---**
Escape is absolutely impossible!
**[16:34] ---**
What?!
**[16:35] ---**
Four minutes to launch.
There's no way to stop it, sir.
**[16:39] ---**
You're there, too, right? Kululu?
**[16:41] ---**
Can't you do something?
**[16:43] ---**
Th-That voice is...!
**[16:44] ---**
It is Saburo-senpai.
**[16:48] ---**
Talk about hopeless.
**[16:49] ---**
So those two got themselves
trapped nice and cozy together.
**[16:52] ---**
So Natsumi and Saburo are alone
in there, just the two of them?!
**[16:57] ---**
A rendezvous in space, it seems, sir.
**[16:59] ---**
Rendezvous, my foot!
**[17:01] ---**
Natsumi's a civilian who was never
trained for space flight or anything!
**[17:05] ---**
You can say what you want,
but it's their fault to begin with
**[17:07] ---**
for entering the Gundam model room
without my permission.
**[17:11] ---**
Is there no way to get them out of there?
**[17:14] ---**
Oh, let me think...
**[17:16] ---**
That's it!
**[17:17] ---**
Lady Natsumi, open the panel on the wall
to the right side, sir.
**[17:22] ---**
You mean this?
**[17:23] ---**
Press the second switch
from the left in there, sir.
**[17:27] ---**
What's this?
**[17:31] ---**
It is a state-of-the-art
karaoke machine, sir!
**[17:33] ---**
As long as you have this,
you can travel to the ends of space,
**[17:36] ---**
and you'll never get bored,
with a total of 350,000 songs!
**[17:39] ---**
Enough! I'll do something about this!
**[17:46] ---**
Natsumi! Take cover!
**[17:53] ---**
Huh?
**[17:59] ---**
It's no use.
**[18:00] ---**
Its body is made of the hardest
special alloy in the universe.
**[18:04] ---**
Darn it!
**[18:06] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[18:08] ---**
Dororo!
**[18:12] ---**
Sh-Sh-Sh-Shing...
**[18:13] ---**
I told you it was no use, didn't I?
**[18:15] ---**
No object on Pekopon will be able
to cut into this rocket.
**[18:16] ---**
Sh-Shing... It went "shing"...
**[18:19] ---**
M-My sword...
**[18:20] ---**
Doesn't it have an emergency door?!
**[18:23] ---**
It was never built so people
could get in and out of it, sir.
**[18:28] ---**
How dare you relax every chance you get?!
**[18:30] ---**
My sword...
**[18:31] ---**
I know!
**[18:32] ---**
If Saburo's with her, he just needs
to draw a door with his reality pen.
**[18:37] ---**
The pen I just finished repairing?
**[18:40] ---**
Hand it over!
**[18:41] ---**
I just have to draw a door with this, right?
**[18:43] ---**
Wait for me, Natsumi!
**[18:51] ---**
Why?! Why aren't they becoming reality?!
**[18:54] ---**
Is it because his drawings suck?
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[18:56] ---**
That thing works exclusively for Saburo.
**[18:59] ---**
It's got an ID authentication system,
so only he can use it.
**[19:02] ---**
In that case, I will open a hole in
the rocket with my Lucifer Spear!
**[19:07] ---**
Ooh!
**[19:07] ---**
That won't work, either.
**[19:09] ---**
You may be able to split
Pekopon in half, but not this rocket.
**[19:15] ---**
Then what can we do?!
**[19:17] ---**
Since it's come to this,
**[19:18] ---**
we will ask for ideas from
everyone in the audience, sir.
***SIGN*** What to do?!
Natsumi and Saburo's
Great Escape!!
**[19:21] ---**
Everyone who thinks of a
good way for them to escape,
**[19:24] ---**
please make the phones
ring off their hooks, sirs.
**[19:26] ---**
You'll see the phone number
right around here.
**[19:29] ---**
Huh?
**[19:30] ---**
No phone number showing up?
**[19:31] ---**
Because this show
isn't a live broadcast...
**[19:37] ---**
I'm sure Kululu will
handle this somehow for us.
**[19:39] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[19:41] ---**
At this rate, I'll end up in space
alone with Saburo-senpai...
**[19:46] ---**
No! What am I thinking?!
**[19:47] ---**
We aren't in a romantic situation like that.
**[19:51] ---**
Oh, they're just doomed, sir.
**[19:54] ---**
Wh-What do you mean, doomed?!
Don't just give up!
**[19:57] ---**
Well, you guys all think about it for a bit.
**[20:00] ---**
Don't run!
**[20:01] ---**
Gero!
**[20:01] ---**
B-B-Bathroom.
I need to go to the bathroom.
**[20:04] ---**
I've been holding it all this time.
**[20:06] ---**
Whose fault do you think
this whole mess is?!
**[20:09] ---**
Well, then, how about
we just launch it for now
**[20:12] ---**
and get the Keron Army
mothership to collect them?
**[20:16] ---**
No!
**[20:17] ---**
What's wrong with that?! We can
just tell HQ that they're our prisoners!
**[20:26] ---**
Until they get collected,
**[20:27] ---**
Natsumi and Saburo will be
all by themselves the whole time
**[20:30] ---**
inside the cramped quarters of that rocket.
**[20:32] ---**
That's... That's...
**[20:33] ---**
...extremely bad!
**[20:35] ---**
Bad, I tell you! Bad!
**[20:38] ---**
So that is what it comes down to...
**[20:39] ---**
I swear! I'm the one in the
extremely bad situation, sir!
**[20:44] ---**
And while you're talking,
we've reached the time limit.
**[20:49] ---**
H-Hey, hold it!
***SIGN*** Time to Rocket Launch
**[21:07] ---**
Darn it!
**[21:09] ---**
No way am I letting those two be alone!
**[21:19] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[21:22] ---**
There they go...
**[21:24] ---**
What's gotten launched can't be helped, so...
**[21:27] ---**
Bathroom!
**[21:27] ---**
I-It's coming out!
**[21:29] ---**
Bathroom! Bathroom! Bathroom!
**[21:38] ---**
Could this be...
**[21:40] ---**
...the bathroom?
**[21:43] ---**
Get out of here! Pervs!
**[21:46] ---**
Looks like the hyperspace gate
had its exit set to the wrong place.
**[22:01] ---**
Thus, Corporal Giroro departed
for the boundless expanse of space.
**[22:07] ---**
Giroro, I will never forget you
for the rest of my life!
**[22:11] ---**
Gero?
**[22:12] ---**
Just go and get him already!
**[22:15] ---**
Roger, ma'am.
**[22:16] ---**
Natsumi!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Momoka here.
**[23:53] ---**
The rainy season is wet and unpleasant,
**[23:54] ---**
but it's actually quite a romantic season.
**[23:56] ---**
Like sharing umbrellas and June brides.
**[23:58] ---**
In the language of flowers, hydrangea is...
**[24:00] ---**
Ooh! "Wholehearted love"...
or "change of heart"...
**[24:03] ---**
Hey, which one is it?!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, that trio
takes a turn as master thieves.
**[24:08] ---**
"Momoka & Natsumi & Mois:
Master Thief More Peach Summer, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Keroro: Certain Victory!
Big Underwater Showdown, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E62 - Momoka & Natsumi & Mois: Master Thief More Peach Summer, Sir! / Keroro: Certain Victory! Big Underwater Showdown, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05M09/momoka--natsumi--mois-master-thief-more-peach-summer-sir--keroro-certain-victory-big-underwater-showdown-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
I'll never let you have it,
More Peach Summer!
**[00:04] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[00:05] ---**
Strategy means always
being two steps ahead
**[00:07] ---**
and taking appropriate measures.
**[00:09] ---**
Just leave it to your big sister!
**[00:11] ---**
I can swim, too!
**[00:12] ---**
Enjoy this while it lasts, sir!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:53] ---**
If you found yourself having to
risk your life to protect something,
**[01:57] ---**
would you actually be able to
display true courage?
**[02:17] ---**
Momoka & Natsumi & Mois:
Master Thief More Peach Summer, Sir!
**[02:28] ---**
This is the Nishizawa Art Museum,
**[02:30] ---**
and its grand opening in
Inner-Tokyo is coming up.
**[02:33] ---**
In the main hall of this
Nishizawa Art Museum,
**[02:35] ---**
we are planning to exhibit a painting
**[02:37] ---**
called "The Advent of Venus,"
a Nishizawa family treasure.
**[02:41] ---**
Now, this is where you
come in, Hinata Fuyuki.
**[02:44] ---**
What?
**[02:45] ---**
I want you to protect
"The Advent of Venus."
**[02:48] ---**
Protect it? Me?
**[02:50] ---**
Take a look at this.
**[02:54] ---**
"At precisely midnight, the night before
the Nishizawa Art Museum opens,
**[02:57] ---**
"I will come for 'The Advent of Venus.'"
***SIGN*** At precisely midnight the night before the Nishizawa Art Museum opens, I will come for "The Advent of Venus." - Master Thief More Peach Summer
**[03:01] ---**
Master Thief More Peach Summer.
**[03:03] ---**
This is...
**[03:04] ---**
From what I hear,
**[03:06] ---**
you're known as something of a
master detective at your school.
**[03:10] ---**
It's nothing that impressive...
**[03:11] ---**
Additionally, you have some unique friends
**[03:13] ---**
who possess scientific knowledge
far beyond our own.
***SIGN*** Girogirogiro... Tamatamatama... Gerogerogero...
**[03:16] ---**
Unique friends!
**[03:18] ---**
I think you're perfect for the job.
**[03:19] ---**
Uh... but...
**[03:21] ---**
"The Advent of Venus"
is also a priceless treasure
**[03:24] ---**
to Momoka, my daughter.
**[03:26] ---**
The only one who can protect it,
Hinata-kun, is you.
**[03:31] ---**
Priceless to Nishizawa-san...
**[03:35] ---**
I understand. I'll try.
**[03:37] ---**
I appreciate it.
**[03:40] ---**
The mysterious master thief,
More Peach Summer!
**[03:42] ---**
What could this thief's true identity be?!
***SIGN*** More (Mo)
**[03:44] ---**
"More"... "Peach"... "Summer"...
***SIGN*** Peach (Momo)
***SIGN*** Summer (Natsu)
**[03:47] ---**
Who could it possibly be?
I couldn't even begin to guess!
**[03:51] ---**
I really haven't the foggiest.
**[03:54] ---**
At any rate,
**[03:55] ---**
here is the Nishizawa Art Museum in
question, the night before its opening.
**[04:01] ---**
It takes quite the bold thief
to send a warning note, sir.
***SIGN*** The Advent of Venus
**[04:06] ---**
An opponent of that caliber
makes the fight more worthwhile.
**[04:09] ---**
Though, I don't like that we're helping out
**[04:11] ---**
the president of the Nishizawa Group.
**[04:13] ---**
Do you think the thief will really come?
**[04:15] ---**
Even globally speaking, the Nishizawa
family's security system is top notch.
***SIGN*** Infrared Sensors
**[04:19] ---**
Infrared sensors.
***SIGN*** Pressure Sensors
**[04:21] ---**
Super sensitive pressure sensors.
***SIGN*** Alligators
**[04:24] ---**
A waterway with alligators.
***SIGN*** Scorpions
**[04:26] ---**
A hallway crawling with scorpions.
**[04:28] ---**
And a door that suddenly opens
to reveal 556.
***SIGN*** Visit from 556
***SIGN*** The End
**[04:31] ---**
Argh!
**[04:32] ---**
Gero! Terrifying!
**[04:33] ---**
What purpose could there be
to a door that reveals 556-san?
**[04:51] ---**
Are you ready for this?
**[04:53] ---**
If you want to back out,
now's your chance.
**[04:54] ---**
What are you saying?
**[04:56] ---**
We've come this far.
Nothing left but to do it!
**[04:58] ---**
Or, like, action women?
**[05:04] ---**
U-Unbelievable!
**[05:06] ---**
So the true identity of Master Thief
More Peach Summer was this trio!
**[05:10] ---**
Shh!
**[05:11] ---**
Oh, right.
**[05:12] ---**
What could have possibly
brought these girls to this?!
**[05:21] ---**
I am sleepy.
**[05:23] ---**
Don't let your guard down!
**[05:24] ---**
There's no guarantee the thief
will show up on time.
**[05:27] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Crying Cat
**[05:28] ---**
What's with this crappy painting?!
**[05:30] ---**
I could draw 100 times
better than that, sir!
**[05:33] ---**
Sarge, that's a painting by Pablov Pecasso,
a great 20th century genius.
**[05:38] ---**
Pecasso?
**[05:39] ---**
That painting alone is
worth a couple billion yen.
***SIGN*** A Couple Billion Yen
**[05:43] ---**
A couple billion yen?!
**[05:44] ---**
For real?
**[05:45] ---**
I could buy a lifetime's worth of
Gundam models,
**[05:47] ---**
and there would still be money
left over, sir!
***SIGN*** Gundam Model Life Chills Chills
**[05:49] ---**
Huh... A painting like this, huh?
***SIGN*** For real?
**[05:52] ---**
Gero?
**[05:54] ---**
In which case, this
Nishizawa family treasure
**[05:57] ---**
must be even more impressive, sir.
**[05:59] ---**
Sarge, you can't touch that.
**[06:00] ---**
We're protecting it for them,
so what's wrong with a little peek?!
**[06:03] ---**
Let's see...
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, I forgot to mention this,
**[06:07] ---**
but that cover is
electrified with 100,000 volts,
**[06:10] ---**
so you should not touch it carelessly.
**[06:13] ---**
Tell me these things earlier...
**[06:45] ---**
You have been identified
as President Nishizawa.
**[06:51] ---**
That will have shut off all the
security systems past this point.
**[06:55] ---**
I'm sure no one expects
you to be the thief, Momoka-chan.
**[06:58] ---**
Or, like, careless rivals?
**[07:00] ---**
No... knowing my father,
**[07:03] ---**
this kind of thing may be
within his expectations.
**[07:18] ---**
There it is.
**[07:20] ---**
Hold it!
**[07:20] ---**
So you've shown up, thieves!
**[07:22] ---**
Like a whatchamacallit
flying into the flames!
**[07:25] ---**
Come on!
Touch this cover and get a taste
**[07:27] ---**
of what it feels like to get a
crispy black afro, sir!
***SIGN*** Savoring Sensation
**[07:32] ---**
Uncle!
**[07:32] ---**
Why're the stupid frog and his gang here?!
**[07:35] ---**
Fuyuki-kun? Why?
**[07:37] ---**
This painting is precious
to my friend Nishizawa-san!
**[07:41] ---**
I'll never let you have it,
More Peach Summer!
***SIGN*** Never let you have it!
***SIGN*** Never let you have it!
***SIGN*** Never let you have it!
***SIGN*** Precious
***SIGN*** Precious
Precious
***SIGN*** Precious
Precious
Precious
***SIGN*** Nishizawa-san
***SIGN*** Nishizawa-san
**[07:52] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is...
Fuyuki-kun is doing this for me!
**[07:55] ---**
H-Hey, Momoka!
**[07:57] ---**
Or, like, total swooning?
**[07:58] ---**
We have to retreat for now!
**[08:00] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[08:01] ---**
Take that!
**[08:06] ---**
Argh. They got away.
**[08:08] ---**
But I wonder why they suddenly pulled out.
**[08:10] ---**
Why, having seen our imposing presence,
**[08:12] ---**
they had no choice but to
give up, of course, sir.
**[08:15] ---**
What a letdown.
**[08:22] ---**
What happened to you, Momoka?
**[08:24] ---**
We were so close!
**[08:26] ---**
But, but, when Fuyuki-kun
said those things, I was so touched!
**[08:31] ---**
Oh, now it makes sense.
**[08:33] ---**
So that's what your father was aiming for.
**[08:37] ---**
In other words, he made
Fuyuki his last bastion.
**[08:39] ---**
Or, like, perfect defense?
***SIGN*** Augh!
**[08:47] ---**
Momoka, strategy means
always being two steps ahead
**[08:49] ---**
and taking the appropriate measures.
**[08:54] ---**
Yes?
**[08:55] ---**
Well done, Hinata-kun.
**[08:57] ---**
The theft was to be at midnight,
which has passed.
**[08:59] ---**
Go ahead and pull out of there.
**[09:01] ---**
No, it bothers me that More Peach Summer
gave up so easily.
**[09:06] ---**
I'll stay a little longer.
**[09:08] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** What?!
**[09:09] ---**
I see. You're a cautious guy.
**[09:12] ---**
I'll be arriving there by morning myself.
**[09:15] ---**
In that case, continue guarding it until then.
**[09:18] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[09:29] ---**
The thieves never did come back in the end.
**[09:32] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:35] ---**
President Nishizawa.
**[09:36] ---**
Morning, Fuyuki-kun.
**[09:40] ---**
Good work.
**[09:43] ---**
Thanks to you, "The Advent of Venus"
has lived to see another day.
**[09:46] ---**
What are you doing with that painting?
**[09:48] ---**
A change of plans. I'm moving
this painting to a different location.
**[09:53] ---**
I can't have it targeted by thieves
again, like this time.
**[09:57] ---**
I've decided to give up
on exhibiting it publicly
**[09:58] ---**
and to store it in a secure place instead.
**[10:02] ---**
Well, then, Fuyuki-kun,
I expect we will meet again.
**[10:09] ---**
Please wait!
**[10:11] ---**
What is it, Fuyuki-kun?
**[10:14] ---**
You're not President Nishizawa!
**[10:16] ---**
What?!
**[10:17] ---**
Grr!
**[10:19] ---**
Earlier, you called me "Fuyuki-kun."
**[10:22] ---**
There's only one person
who calls me "Fuyuki-kun"!
**[10:26] ---**
You're Nishizawa Momoka-san!
**[10:28] ---**
And the two men with you
are Mois and my sister!
**[10:31] ---**
What?!
**[10:31] ---**
For real?!
**[10:32] ---**
Why didn't I notice something so simple?
**[10:36] ---**
More. Peach. Summer.
**[10:39] ---**
The clue was there right from the start!
***SIGN*** So true...
**[10:42] ---**
Well, you know, call it a
conventional plot device.
**[10:48] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:49] ---**
Momocchi!
**[10:50] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[10:51] ---**
No need to prolong our stay. Let's go!
**[10:59] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:00] ---**
Wait, Nishizawa-san!
**[11:02] ---**
Oh!
**[11:03] ---**
A dead end?!
**[11:06] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:06] ---**
Momocchi!
**[11:07] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Lady Mois, too...
**[11:09] ---**
What in the world is the
meaning of this, sir?
**[11:11] ---**
Please tell us why, Nishizawa-san.
**[11:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[11:16] ---**
Just what kind of secret does
that painting hold?
**[11:18] ---**
Th-That's...
**[11:20] ---**
Momoka...
**[11:21] ---**
Darn it! Since it's come to this...
**[11:26] ---**
I have no choice but to blow
Pekopon away, along with everything else,
**[11:28] ---**
and muddy the waters!
**[11:30] ---**
Or, like, destroy traces?
**[11:31] ---**
Whoa! You can't do that, Mois!
**[11:33] ---**
Natsumi-san, please jump out!
**[11:36] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[11:37] ---**
Let's go, you two!
**[11:40] ---**
This is crazy! We are...
**[11:41] ---**
...on the fifth floor!
**[11:47] ---**
Well, then.
**[11:49] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, there are some things girls
never want people to know about!
**[11:54] ---**
That doesn't tell me anything!
**[11:57] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:01] ---**
Ooh, what a magnificent exit!
**[12:04] ---**
Momocchi's so cool!
**[12:06] ---**
Natsumi and the others
sure pulled a fast one on us.
**[12:09] ---**
Nishizawa-san... why?
**[12:11] ---**
It's me.
**[12:13] ---**
You outmaneuvered me
neatly there, Momoka.
**[12:15] ---**
Of course!
**[12:16] ---**
I could never bear
**[12:18] ---**
to have such an embarrassing
painting exposed to the public!
**[12:20] ---**
Really? I think it's a great, adorable painting.
**[12:23] ---**
But... but...
**[12:27] ---**
Momoka at age 0!
**[12:29] ---**
I may have been a baby, but I don't ever
want to be seen stark-naked!
**[12:32] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[12:34] ---**
And so, the case of Master Thief
More Peach Summer came to a close!
**[12:39] ---**
By the way, as for our Sergeant Keroro...
**[12:43] ---**
I'll earn enough to keep me rolling
in Gundam models for life, sir!
**[12:48] ---**
Uh, that's a bit unlikely.
**[12:59] ---**
Hello there, kids.
**[13:01] ---**
Summer clothes have come out,
**[13:02] ---**
and it's almost time for
the pools to open, isn't it?
**[13:06] ---**
Swimming classes have finally begun...
**[13:09] ---**
Talk about depressing days ahead.
**[13:11] ---**
What are you saying?
**[13:12] ---**
You should make this
the year that you learn how to swim!
**[13:14] ---**
What?
**[13:15] ---**
I'll be the best coach ever for you!
**[13:20] ---**
What's wrong, Sis?
**[13:22] ---**
Let's go in already and get some snacks.
**[13:24] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[13:31] ---**
Keroro: Certain Victory!
Big Underwater Showdown, Sir!
**[13:36] ---**
Wh-Wha...?!
**[13:39] ---**
W-Water?!
**[13:44] ---**
Whoa! What's going on?!
The house is full of water!
**[13:47] ---**
I bet it's that stupid frog!
**[13:49] ---**
He is so not getting away with it this time!
**[13:53] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[13:54] ---**
What are you doing, swimming
like there's nothing wrong?!
**[13:57] ---**
Hurry up and put things back
to normal! We can't go inside!
**[14:02] ---**
Sarge, the water's going to spill out!
**[14:04] ---**
Huh?
**[14:07] ---**
It's not spilling out.
**[14:08] ---**
What's going on?
**[14:10] ---**
This is air from the planet Agatawa.
**[14:12] ---**
Amazingly, it has the same
properties as water, and yet,
**[14:15] ---**
it's a superb product that's virtually
the same as Pekopon's atmosphere.
**[14:18] ---**
If it's the same as Earth's atmosphere...
**[14:20] ---**
Indeed. Even lung-breathers
like Pekoponians and us Keronians
**[14:24] ---**
can breathe freely
inside this water, sir.
**[14:28] ---**
Natchi. Fukki. Welcome home.
**[14:31] ---**
Even the cat's swimming!
**[14:33] ---**
Which means
**[14:34] ---**
even the worst swimmer
couldn't possibly drown, right?
**[14:37] ---**
What?
**[14:39] ---**
I don't wanna!
**[14:40] ---**
Why do I have to swim, even at home?!
**[14:43] ---**
Quit complaining!
**[14:44] ---**
I'm running! I'm running! Quit it!
**[14:45] ---**
It's a great opportunity,
so just leave it to your big sister!
**[14:51] ---**
One, two, three, four.
**[14:56] ---**
Come on, no time to be sleeping.
**[14:59] ---**
Huh? I'm not choking.
**[15:01] ---**
This I can handle!
**[15:03] ---**
Then first, stick your arms out
in front of you,
**[15:05] ---**
and try sweeping them
to either side.
**[15:07] ---**
Like this?
**[15:10] ---**
I moved!
**[15:11] ---**
See? Easy, right?
**[15:13] ---**
Keep at it like that, stay calm,
and take it slow, and you'll be fine.
**[15:25] ---**
I can swim!
**[15:27] ---**
I can swim, too!
**[15:29] ---**
I never imagined Fuyuki
would learn to swim so quickly.
**[15:34] ---**
All owing to the advanced
technology of us Keronians, sir.
**[15:37] ---**
I guess I have no choice
but to concede that point.
**[15:39] ---**
On top of which,
**[15:40] ---**
everything goes back to normal
at the flip of a switch,
**[15:42] ---**
making it absolutely perfect.
**[15:44] ---**
So, Lady Natsumi, about my turn
to clean the house tomorrow...
**[15:48] ---**
That has nothing to do with this.
**[15:49] ---**
Aww...
**[15:52] ---**
But that was only for show!
**[15:55] ---**
Enjoy this while it lasts, sir!
**[15:59] ---**
Hello!
**[16:03] ---**
I took you up on your offer
and came, Natsumi.
**[16:06] ---**
You've ended up with a really
fun situation here somehow.
**[16:08] ---**
Thanks to this, Fuyuki's completely
cured of his inability to swim, too.
**[16:12] ---**
Yahoo!
**[16:13] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[16:14] ---**
Oh, getting to swim
with Fuyuki-kun is like a dream.
**[16:19] ---**
Too bad we're not alone.
**[16:25] ---**
I've always wanted to try this.
***SIGN*** Building Gundam Models Underwater
**[16:27] ---**
Building a Z'Gok underwater!
**[16:29] ---**
Very cool, sir!
**[16:31] ---**
Also...
***SIGN*** Rhythmic Gymnastics Underwater
**[16:32] ---**
Rhythmic gymnastics underwater.
***SIGN*** Cossack Dancing Underwater
**[16:33] ---**
Cossack dancing underwater.
***SIGN*** Raw
***SIGN*** BBQ Underwater
**[16:35] ---**
Barbeque underwater.
**[16:37] ---**
Watching TV underwater.
***SIGN*** Watching TV Underwater Captain Geroro
**[16:38] ---**
Napping underwater
feels great, too, sir.
***SIGN*** Napping underwater
**[16:41] ---**
Just what is it that you want to do?
**[16:44] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art, the technique
of swimming like a flounder.
**[16:46] ---**
I have fart propulsion!
**[16:55] ---**
What are you doing playing around?!
**[16:58] ---**
Weren't we going to do underwater training?!
**[17:03] ---**
What are you doing, Giroro?
You have to use your brains more.
**[17:06] ---**
I'm very comfortable on my
room fan scooter, sir!
**[17:12] ---**
This is definitely the way
to go underwater, right?
**[17:15] ---**
Or, like, adapt nicely?
**[17:19] ---**
Oh? It's awfully lively in there.
**[17:25] ---**
Why, Lady Mom, you're home early.
**[17:29] ---**
Kero-chan, what in the world
is the meaning of this?!
**[17:32] ---**
Uh, uh, I'm sorry!
**[17:34] ---**
I'll put things back to normal
right away, ma'am!
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[17:37] ---**
You have to let me know earlier
about fun things like this!
**[17:43] ---**
Mom!
**[17:44] ---**
All right! Let's join her!
**[17:46] ---**
I won't be outdone!
**[18:20] ---**
Being at home, but getting to feel like
you're at a resort is the best!
**[18:23] ---**
Totally!
**[18:24] ---**
Come on, let's swim some more!
**[18:26] ---**
Sheesh. You're so gung-ho
now that you can swim.
**[18:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, may I keep you company?
**[18:32] ---**
Sure!
**[18:34] ---**
Milady Momoka, I could not be happier
**[18:36] ---**
that you are enjoying this unexpected
summer holiday with Master Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** Roast
Corn
Popsicles
**[18:41] ---**
I, Paul, shall devote myself to
the honor of roasting the corn.
***SIGN*** That
Good
Old
Taste
**[18:46] ---**
I swear! Every last one of them
is getting carried away!
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, don't just leave it like that, Natsumi-san!
**[18:53] ---**
I'll rub some lotion on you.
**[18:55] ---**
Thank you.
**[18:59] ---**
Swimming, swimming, swimming, swimming.
**[19:00] ---**
Kick, kick, kick!
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, that was fun!
**[19:13] ---**
Stupid frog, I have to thank you for this.
**[19:16] ---**
I wouldn't mind taking your turn
to clean tomorrow, like you said.
**[19:20] ---**
That won't be necessary, ma'am.
**[19:24] ---**
Because, starting today,
**[19:26] ---**
this house is going to be
under my control, ma'am.
**[19:29] ---**
What did you say?
**[19:30] ---**
I've been waiting patiently in this air
from Planet Agatawa, sir.
**[19:36] ---**
Back then...!
**[19:38] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:39] ---**
That jerkface! He's gone back
to how he was back then?!
**[19:42] ---**
Keronians normally live in a
more humid environment than Earth.
**[19:46] ---**
Keroro, in particular,
powers up when he absorbs moisture,
**[19:48] ---**
becoming the invincible
"Keroro Back Then"!
***SIGN*** Keroro Back Then's Status
***SIGN*** Keroro Chop = Punching Power
Keroro Kick = Destructive Power
Keroro Eyes = Can See Through Things
Keroro Ears = Sharp Hearing
Keroro Wings = None So Far
**[19:53] ---**
Having absorbed three times
the normal amount of moisture,
**[19:57] ---**
I no longer have anything to fear, sir.
**[20:01] ---**
Behold my formidable power!
***SIGN*** Legendary Great Maneuver
***SIGN*** Kinkin
**[20:04] ---**
Kinkin Keron Wave!
***SIGN*** Once Again
***SIGN*** Keron Wave
**[20:10] ---**
Hey, stupid frog,
what do you think you're doing?!
**[20:13] ---**
No! Natsumi!
**[20:13] ---**
Keron Wave!
**[20:15] ---**
Wave! Wave! Wave! Wave!
**[20:20] ---**
Please stop, Sarge!
**[20:21] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[20:21] ---**
That idiot!
**[20:22] ---**
He's completely beside himself and
unable to control what he's doing!
**[20:25] ---**
Uncle!
**[20:26] ---**
We can't stop him
once he's become like this!
**[20:29] ---**
What should we do?
**[20:33] ---**
Aw, man, the commander's gone too far.
**[20:37] ---**
Well, guess I'll put the brakes on him.
**[20:39] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Rinse
***SIGN*** Drain
**[20:46] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Drain
***SIGN*** Spin
**[20:49] ---**
Click!
**[20:51] ---**
It's coming!
**[20:52] ---**
Huh?
**[20:52] ---**
Have you forgotten, Fukki?
**[20:54] ---**
When Mr. Sergeant absorbs moisture...
**[21:03] ---**
...a natural enemy of Keronians
called a Nyororo comes
**[21:05] ---**
to suck up all the moisture.
**[21:12] ---**
Having absorbed three times
the normal amount of moisture,
**[21:14] ---**
a mere Nyororo is nothing, sir.
**[21:17] ---**
I thought as much,
and I prepared three of them for you.
***SIGN*** Spin Spin Spin
**[21:20] ---**
Click.
**[21:32] ---**
Ooh! That is the legendary
Nyororo Stream Attack!
**[21:35] ---**
I am so glad we played it safe
**[21:37] ---**
and slathered on plenty
of dehumidifying cream!
**[21:42] ---**
Th-They sucked out three times
**[21:44] ---**
the normal amount of
moisture from me, sir.
***SIGN*** Super Spin Cycle Complete
**[21:47] ---**
Super spin cycle complete!
**[21:54] ---**
He'll be out of action for a while,
**[21:56] ---**
which automatically puts an end
to Sergeant Keroro's plans.
**[22:04] ---**
And the next day...
**[22:11] ---**
That's strange. I was able
to swim so well yesterday...
**[22:15] ---**
...Fuyuki hadn't been cured of his
inability to swim, after all.
**[22:18] ---**
My condolences.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
I'm Keroro's pa. How are
ya folks in front of the TV?
**[23:57] ---**
Keep yerself nice an' fit, and you'll
be holdin' even space flus at bay.
**[24:01] ---**
Ah, it's been so long,
I've got myself all nervous-like.
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that! Next time,
**[24:06] ---**
my father will finally be
coming to the Hinata house!
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro's Gero-gero Teacher Story, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: We Meet Again, Father, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
Those two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E63 - Keroro's Gero-gero Teacher Story, Sir! / Keroro: We Meet Again, Father, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV21V4/keroros-gero-gero-teacher-story-sir--keroro-we-meet-again-father-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
Hey, Keropachi!
**[00:02] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[00:03] ---**
As your teacher, I don't
recall raising you to be like that!
**[00:07] ---**
I'm Keroro's father.
**[00:09] ---**
I have promised to marry
Lady Hinata Natsumi!
**[00:11] ---**
I never knew you and Uncle
had that kind of relationship.
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Middle School
**[01:45] ---**
This is Kissho Academy, the school
Fuyuki-kun and Natsumi-chan attend.
**[01:51] ---**
A passionate teacher has
just arrived at this academy.
**[02:03] ---**
Morning, everyone!
**[02:04] ---**
What?!
**[02:08] ---**
We're starting class right away!
**[02:13] ---**
Keroro's Gero-gero Teacher Story, Sir!
**[02:20] ---**
Who's that?
**[02:22] ---**
Wh-Why is Sarge here?
**[02:23] ---**
What could his intentions be?
**[02:25] ---**
Why did Sergeant Keroro
suddenly appear as their teacher?
**[02:28] ---**
Flashing back to the day before!
**[02:34] ---**
What kind of guy cries?!
**[02:36] ---**
It's your fault for slacking off
to begin with, anyway!
**[02:39] ---**
But! But!
**[02:40] ---**
"Notice to submit periodic report.
***SIGN*** Notice to Submit Periodic Report Please submit your report on the true state of Pekopon's youth. The deadline is June 17, 2005.
**[02:43] ---**
Please submit your report on
the true state of Pekopon's youth.
**[02:47] ---**
The deadline is June 17, 2005."
**[02:53] ---**
That's tomorrow.
**[02:56] ---**
There's no way.
**[02:56] ---**
Absolutely no way.
**[03:01] ---**
I've thought up a good plan.
**[03:03] ---**
Ooh!
**[03:04] ---**
That's Kululu for you!
**[03:06] ---**
I'll do it! I'll do it!
I'll do anything, sir!
**[03:09] ---**
And that is why Sergeant Keroro
appeared as a passionate teacher
**[03:13] ---**
at Fuyuki-kun's school.
**[03:15] ---**
Listen up. My name is Kerono Keropachi.
**[03:21] ---**
The "hachi" of "Keropachi" is...
***SIGN*** Screeeech
**[03:28] ---**
...the "hachi" used in
the phrase "a pack of lies"!
***SIGN*** Screeeech
***SIGN*** Hachi
**[03:32] ---**
Th-This sound is...
**[03:33] ---**
Cover your ears, Nishizawa-san.
**[03:35] ---**
What?
**[03:38] ---**
I hope we can all get along.
**[03:40] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Satisfied!
**[03:42] ---**
He seems like a good teacher.
**[03:43] ---**
He does.
**[03:44] ---**
He seems nice, too.
**[03:46] ---**
His green skin is dreamy!
**[03:49] ---**
Everyone has accepted him without question.
**[03:51] ---**
The strange sound wave
emitted by that chalk
**[03:54] ---**
has the odd power to make
everyone accept things.
**[03:57] ---**
Please wait one moment.
**[03:59] ---**
What is it?
**[04:02] ---**
Where is Mr. Yamada,
our homeroom teacher?
**[04:05] ---**
Well, Mr. Yamada is going
to be absent just for today,
**[04:08] ---**
due to family reasons.
**[04:10] ---**
Right around then, Mr. Yamada was...
**[04:13] ---**
Uh, um, I need to go to school soon, so...
**[04:17] ---**
Oh, dear! Are you going to run off
**[04:20] ---**
and abandon an elderly lady
who's lost and in trouble?
**[04:23] ---**
That's not what I meant...
**[04:25] ---**
I'm counting on you.
**[04:29] ---**
So, now that's out of the way,
**[04:31] ---**
I think we'll get right to a test
to see how proficient you all are!
**[04:36] ---**
Okay!
**[04:37] ---**
A test out of the blue? This is news to us.
**[04:40] ---**
In a sense, could this
not inevitably be criticized
**[04:43] ---**
as an oppressive action
by the school?
**[04:45] ---**
Please let me hear your thoughts on this.
**[04:48] ---**
Tsukigami-san does not
appear to be satisfied.
**[04:51] ---**
That's a reporter for the Kissho Academy
school paper for you.
**[04:53] ---**
Sarge's sketchy sound wave attack
didn't have any effect on her.
**[04:57] ---**
I see. So a test out of the blue
is a problem for you.
**[05:02] ---**
That is right.
**[05:03] ---**
Hey, Keropachi!
**[05:04] ---**
It's news to me, too. A test out of nowhere?
**[05:09] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[05:11] ---**
What a drag. I don't have to take this.
**[05:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[05:16] ---**
And Tama-chan, too!
**[05:17] ---**
Who are they?
**[05:18] ---**
Were they part of our class?
**[05:19] ---**
And they're wearing weird masks, too.
**[05:20] ---**
Oh, you two are...
***SIGN*** Screeeech Screeeech Screeeech
***SIGN*** Giroyama Giroroh Tamagawa Tamao
**[05:25] ---**
...Giroyama Giroroh-kun and
Tamagawa Tamao-kun, aren't you?
**[05:29] ---**
Oh, right! They're the punks Giroroh-kun...
**[05:31] ---**
...and Tamao-kun!
***SIGN*** Satisfied!
**[05:33] ---**
Yeah, I definitely remember them
being in our class.
**[05:35] ---**
If there's going to be a test,
I'm outta here.
**[05:39] ---**
What he said.
**[05:41] ---**
As your teacher, I don't recall
raising you to be like that!
**[05:45] ---**
What was that?
**[05:46] ---**
You see, I... I... love the word "dedicated"!
**[05:52] ---**
To put your life on the line
and work hard in one place!
***SIGN*** Dedicated!
**[05:58] ---**
Why don't you guys try
working hard here, too?
**[06:03] ---**
Sensei!
**[06:04] ---**
Sensei, I was wrong!
**[06:10] ---**
This is silly.
**[06:12] ---**
But it might be interesting to do
silly things once in a while.
**[06:18] ---**
So you understand?
**[06:19] ---**
I've been a teacher for 25 years,
and nothing's made me happier!
**[06:24] ---**
You guys, let's dedicate
ourselves to taking this test!
**[06:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:29] ---**
Tsukigami Chiruyo-kun, right?
**[06:31] ---**
Are you satisfied with this, too?
**[06:34] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[06:40] ---**
It was worth it to get Giroro
and Tamama to infiltrate the class
**[06:42] ---**
to be my shills, sir.
**[06:44] ---**
All right! We're going to start the test now.
**[06:49] ---**
Ready? Start!
**[06:50] ---**
Just what kind of problems
did Sarge give us?
**[06:53] ---**
This is...
***SIGN*** Question 1 Draw lines connecting the aliens to their corresponding UFOs.
**[06:54] ---**
"Question 1,
**[06:56] ---**
draw lines connecting the aliens
to their corresponding UFOs."
**[06:58] ---**
"Question 2, write down where
the following UFOs were sighted."
**[07:02] ---**
Sensei!
**[07:03] ---**
Hm? What is it?
**[07:06] ---**
Ummonians and Little Greys...
**[07:08] ---**
What purpose is there in putting things
like aliens in our questions,
**[07:11] ---**
when they do not exist?
**[07:14] ---**
What's this you say?!
**[07:16] ---**
Listen up!
**[07:17] ---**
The great universe is infinitely vast!
**[07:19] ---**
There are numerous galaxies and nebulas
**[07:22] ---**
and countless planets out there!
**[07:26] ---**
The probability of life coming into
existence out there is immeasurable!
**[07:30] ---**
That's why aliens exist! They really exist!
**[07:32] ---**
Teaching things to students
that aren't backed by hard evidence
**[07:35] ---**
seems greatly problematic.
**[07:38] ---**
What is your opinion on that?
**[07:39] ---**
Evidence?
**[07:41] ---**
Fine! If you're going to insist...
**[07:43] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, don't tell me...
**[07:44] ---**
Is he planning to reveal his identity?!
**[07:46] ---**
Come learn about aliens with me,
starting with the basics!
**[07:50] ---**
Okay!
**[07:51] ---**
Thus began the strange lesson by
passionate teacher Kerono Keropachi,
**[07:54] ---**
a.k.a. Sergeant Keroro.
**[07:57] ---**
First, we have this!
**[07:59] ---**
We'll talk about the great monster Champ,
who was first sighted in 1987.
**[08:04] ---**
Sensei, a photograph like that
is bound to be a hoax.
**[08:07] ---**
Sensei, you're wrong!
**[08:09] ---**
As I recall, it should be 1977
that Champ was first sighted.
**[08:14] ---**
Ooh, you're exactly right, Hinata.
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, no!
**[08:18] ---**
I'm so ashamed!
**[08:21] ---**
That was awesome, Hinata!
**[08:22] ---**
That's Professor Occult for you!
**[08:25] ---**
You were fabulous, Fuyuki-kun.
**[08:27] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[08:29] ---**
I mean, Keropachi-sensei!
**[08:31] ---**
Mm-hm. What is it, Giroyama?
**[08:35] ---**
Our objective is to investigate
**[08:37] ---**
the true state of
Pekopon's youth, remember?!
**[08:40] ---**
You're so proactive today, Giroyama.
**[08:42] ---**
Your enthusiasm is to be commended!
**[08:44] ---**
Then come stand in front of the chalkboard
**[08:46] ---**
until you've solved this equation.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[08:52] ---**
Okay, next, we're going to
measure your physical fitness!
**[08:55] ---**
Sensei, what point is there to
doing 100 frog hops while ribbiting?
**[09:00] ---**
Point?
**[09:01] ---**
Can't you all see what's
going on over there?!
**[09:03] ---**
Gero gero! Gero gero!
**[09:07] ---**
Sports are not my forte,
**[09:07] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[09:08] ---**
but Fuyuki-kun works so hard at his studies.
**[09:11] ---**
I can do this, too!
**[09:18] ---**
You're kind of amazing, Nishizawa-san!
**[09:20] ---**
All right! Let's follow Momocchi's lead!
**[09:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:26] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[09:31] ---**
There doesn't have to
be a point to working hard.
**[09:34] ---**
It's important to dedicate yourself
to whatever you're doing.
**[09:39] ---**
Ribbiting is such a
ridiculous thing to do...
**[09:44] ---**
But...
**[09:48] ---**
Gero gero! Gero gero!
**[09:50] ---**
As a member of Kissho Academy's
school paper,
**[09:53] ---**
I have to understand how our readers,
the ordinary students, feel!
***SIGN*** Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[09:56] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero!
Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[10:04] ---**
And when class was over,
**[10:05] ---**
the time came for Keropachi-sensei
and the students to part ways.
**[10:10] ---**
Sensei!
**[10:13] ---**
Wait up, Sensei!
**[10:15] ---**
Keropachi-sensei!
**[10:17] ---**
Sensei, is this really goodbye?!
**[10:19] ---**
You're awful! Leaving
without saying anything?
**[10:22] ---**
Class today was kind of different
from usual, and really fun!
**[10:27] ---**
Sensei.
**[10:28] ---**
What is it, Tsukigami?
**[10:31] ---**
I also got to see that there are
all kinds of teachers in this world,
**[10:36] ---**
so that was a bit educational.
**[10:41] ---**
Let's all toss Mr. Keropachi in the air!
**[10:45] ---**
All right, let's do it!
**[10:46] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[10:53] ---**
Thus, the drama of Kerono Keropachi
and the students
**[10:56] ---**
arrived at this invigorating final scene.
**[10:59] ---**
Is this how it should be...?
**[11:11] ---**
I got it!
**[11:12] ---**
The answer is 0!
**[11:14] ---**
...is 0! ...is 0!
**[11:22] ---**
I got too caught up playing
the passionate teacher,
**[11:25] ---**
and my poor all-important report...!
**[11:27] ---**
I warned you!
***SIGN*** The submission window for your report is now closed.
**[11:30] ---**
You made me play a granny,
and this is what you have to show for it?
**[11:34] ---**
Uh... um... I was participating,
playing the roll of a student, too.
**[11:38] ---**
Did you all notice that?
**[11:40] ---**
Nah, not at all.
**[11:43] ---**
Ultimately, Sergeant Keroro
failed to write up his report.
**[11:47] ---**
But the next time he has
to put a report together...
**[11:51] ---**
I just might show up at your school!
**[12:02] ---**
One day, a guest showed
up at the Hinata home.
**[12:06] ---**
Coming!
**[12:08] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[12:09] ---**
Who might you...
**[12:11] ---**
What the?
**[12:12] ---**
Thank ya fer bein' so good to my boy.
**[12:15] ---**
I'm, um, Keroro's father.
**[12:18] ---**
What?!
**[12:22] ---**
Keroro: We Meet Again, Father, Sir!
**[12:28] ---**
This is just plain tea, but...
**[12:29] ---**
Golly! Thank ya kindly fer takin' the time.
**[12:33] ---**
Oh, yes, yes. Here.
**[12:35] ---**
What?
**[12:37] ---**
A souvenir, Space Instant Dumplings.
Please enjoy 'em with everyone.
**[12:41] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[12:43] ---**
B-By the way, Father, wh-what
brings you here today so suddenly?
**[12:48] ---**
Hmm, 'bout that...
**[12:50] ---**
As I recall, Sarge's father is...
**[12:52] ---**
Yes, he's the legendary ogre sergeant.
**[12:55] ---**
He sank five space battleships
in the Three Week Battle.
**[12:59] ---**
And at Odetcha,
**[13:01] ---**
they say he singlehandedly
destroyed the Darkish Tri-Satellite.
**[13:05] ---**
That's right. Truly, the most
fearsome ogre sergeant.
**[13:09] ---**
If his father's that formidable,
why'd he suddenly drop by?
**[13:17] ---**
Uh, the truth is...
**[13:19] ---**
The truth is?
**[13:21] ---**
The truth is...?!
**[13:23] ---**
It's this here.
**[13:28] ---**
How 'bout it? Ain't she a beauty?
**[13:31] ---**
C-Could this possibly be...
**[13:34] ---**
Yep. A match-makin' photo.
**[13:36] ---**
M-Match-making?!
**[13:39] ---**
Yer gettin' to be 'bout that age.
**[13:41] ---**
I reckoned it was 'bout time
ya settled down,
**[13:44] ---**
so ya could tackle the Pekopon
invasion with renewed vigor.
**[13:50] ---**
A match-making meeting for the stupid frog?
**[13:52] ---**
I wonder what the other person's like.
**[13:54] ---**
I feel so sorry for Mr. Sergeant.
**[13:56] ---**
Huh?
**[13:57] ---**
What's there to feel sorry about?
**[13:59] ---**
You just don't know, Natchi.
**[14:02] ---**
When Keronian men marry, they
pray for the prosperity of their families
**[14:05] ---**
and to be blessed with children.
***SIGN*** Tremble Tremble Tremble
**[14:07] ---**
In exchange, they have to vow to
swear off children's toys for 100 years.
**[14:11] ---**
Children's toys?
**[14:13] ---**
No way! Does that mean...
**[14:16] ---**
Gundam models would be
out of the question.
**[14:20] ---**
Gundam models! Gimme Gundam models!
**[14:24] ---**
For Mr. Sergeant,
**[14:25] ---**
being denied Gundam models
would be the same as being told to die.
**[14:30] ---**
And he's up against the ogre sergeant.
**[14:32] ---**
If he carelessly turns down
this match-making meeting...
**[14:35] ---**
Wh-What are you saying will happen?
**[14:40] ---**
Crash!
**[14:43] ---**
His anger might get the better of him,
and he'd destroy Pekopon.
**[14:45] ---**
What?!
**[14:46] ---**
Or something like that could be possible.
**[14:50] ---**
Y-You're kidding, right?!
**[14:51] ---**
What's the matter, Keroro?
**[14:54] ---**
Could it be you've already
found someone yer sweet on?
**[15:09] ---**
That's exactly right, Father, sir!
**[15:11] ---**
The truth is, as ashamed as I am to admit it,
**[15:14] ---**
I have fallen for a woman of Pekopon,
even though I am to invade it!
**[15:16] ---**
Yes! I have promised to marry
Lady Hinata Natsumi!
**[15:20] ---**
Wha?!
**[15:21] ---**
What?!
**[15:22] ---**
What did he say?!
**[15:26] ---**
M-Mois-chan!
**[15:28] ---**
That can't be...
**[15:30] ---**
This is a huge shock for Mois.
**[15:31] ---**
I never knew you and Uncle
had that kind of relationship.
**[15:35] ---**
Or, like, utter despair?!
**[15:38] ---**
Armageddon! One-hundred oneths!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[15:42] ---**
Whoa! Mois, stop! Stop!
**[15:46] ---**
Or, like, deceit tactic?
**[15:49] ---**
That's right.
**[15:50] ---**
Sarge is trying to find a way
to turn down the match-making.
**[15:53] ---**
But to use Natsumi like this? Unforgivable!
**[15:56] ---**
If he were going to do this, I wish
he had just used me instead.
**[16:01] ---**
So yer sayin' that this Pekopon gal,
Natsumi-san, is yer fiancée?
**[16:06] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[16:07] ---**
Hey, what gives you the right to...
**[16:13] ---**
Natsumi-san.
**[16:14] ---**
How 'bout it? Is what my boy says
the honest-to-goodness truth?
**[16:23] ---**
Yes!
**[16:26] ---**
Calm down, Mr. Corporal!
**[16:28] ---**
Sis is bending over backwards
to help Sarge!
**[16:31] ---**
What?!
**[16:32] ---**
Bending over backwards for him?!
**[16:38] ---**
Yer supposed to invade Pekopon,
**[16:40] ---**
but now, one of its gals
is to marry my son.
**[16:47] ---**
Very well! This is truly joyous news!
**[16:50] ---**
Gero?
**[16:51] ---**
Invadin' Pekopon's important,
**[16:53] ---**
but honestly, I'd rather see my boy happy!
**[16:58] ---**
Father!
**[16:59] ---**
Whoops. Ya just keep that bit
a secret from the HQ.
**[17:01] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[17:03] ---**
So, Natsumi-san...
**[17:05] ---**
Would ya get right to it and let me
hear your resonance with my boy?
**[17:09] ---**
R-Resonance?!
***SIGN*** Resonance
**[17:10] ---**
I'd like to see proof
that ya love each other!
**[17:15] ---**
Wh-Why do I have to do
something ridiculous like that?!
**[17:19] ---**
And he's up against the ogre sergeant.
**[17:22] ---**
If he carelessly turns this down...
**[17:23] ---**
His anger might get the better of him,
and he'd destroy Pekopon.
**[17:26] ---**
Or something like that.
**[17:33] ---**
Natsumi...
**[17:39] ---**
I will do it in her place!
***SIGN*** Tamatamatama...
**[17:44] ---**
Come, Mr. Sergeant, please join me.
**[17:46] ---**
Uh, Tamama-kun?
**[17:48] ---**
Yes?
**[17:49] ---**
I'm sorry, but I'm lookin' to hear
his resonance with Natsumi-san.
**[17:54] ---**
Tama!
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[17:55] ---**
So you're saying I'm no good?!
**[17:57] ---**
Mm, ya can't do it with two men.
**[18:03] ---**
Darn it all!
**[18:07] ---**
Now, please get right to it.
**[18:10] ---**
Lady Natsumi, please do this one thing.
**[18:12] ---**
I understand. I just have to do it, right?
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Natsu... Natsu... Natsu...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[18:22] ---**
No.
**[18:24] ---**
No good!
***SIGN*** Natsu... Natsu... Natsu...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[18:31] ---**
No.
**[18:32] ---**
No good yet again!
***SIGN*** Natsu... Natsu... Natsu... Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
**[18:37] ---**
No.
***SIGN*** Natsu... Natsu... Natsu...
**[18:42] ---**
Natsunatsunatsu...
***SIGN*** Gerogerogero...
***SIGN*** Natsunatsunatsu...
***SIGN*** Natsunatsunatsu... Gerogerogero...
**[18:52] ---**
Ah! I can see the bond ya two
share real good!
**[18:55] ---**
Honest-to-goodness
resonance if I e'er heard it!
***SIGN*** Natsunatsunatsu...
**[19:00] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:01] ---**
I can't help but feel a bit jealous.
**[19:04] ---**
Or, like, combined power?
**[19:06] ---**
Sis...
**[19:08] ---**
Raise your arm in front of you
**[19:10] ---**
and just as if you're going
to punch through your target...
**[19:12] ---**
Punch! Punch! Punch!
**[19:15] ---**
As you lean over,
raise your knee to your chest,
**[19:15] ---**
Keron exercises, as dictated by space radio.
**[19:18] ---**
and as you straighten up, kick out big...
**[19:19] ---**
It's a must every mornin' in our home.
**[19:22] ---**
Froggy hoppy hoppy, three hoppy, hoppy.
**[19:25] ---**
Together hoppy hoppy, six hoppy, hoppy?
**[19:27] ---**
This's an important lullaby
to put Keronian babes to sleep.
**[19:31] ---**
You'll hafta sing it faster or yer
cryin' li'l one won't go to sleep.
**[19:35] ---**
Froggy hoppy hoppy, three hoppy, hoppy.
**[19:37] ---**
Together hoppy hoppy, six hoppy, hoppy?
**[19:39] ---**
Even faster.
**[19:41] ---**
Froggy hoppy hoppy, three hoppy, hoppy!
**[19:43] ---**
Together hoppy boppy,
six boppy, poppyoppy!
**[19:44] ---**
Faster!
**[19:48] ---**
After the weddin' ceremony,
ya can't make 'em anymore,
**[19:51] ---**
so ya two just make
oodles of 'em now while ya can.
**[19:54] ---**
Why do I have to even do things like this?!
**[19:59] ---**
Very good.
**[20:15] ---**
Um...
**[20:17] ---**
Father?
**[20:20] ---**
What is it?
**[20:23] ---**
N-No... it's nothing.
**[20:27] ---**
It's nothing, sir.
**[20:47] ---**
Father?!
**[20:48] ---**
Where are you, Father?!
**[20:51] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[20:52] ---**
When I woke up this morning,
**[20:54] ---**
my father had disappeared, sir!
**[20:56] ---**
Huh?
**[20:57] ---**
What?!
**[20:58] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[20:59] ---**
I found this at the entrance.
**[21:04] ---**
"To Keroro, I have inconvenienced
you with my sudden visit."
***SIGN*** 58th Planet, Toad Nebula - Planet Keron
**[21:10] ---**
I thought just coming to
see you because I missed you
**[21:13] ---**
would sully your pride as a fine soldier.
**[21:18] ---**
The talk of match-making
was just an excuse.
**[21:22] ---**
Though it is a cheap item,
***SIGN*** Express Planet Keron
**[21:24] ---**
I am leaving a necklace
behind along with this letter.
**[21:28] ---**
Please give it to Natsumi-san and thank her
***SIGN*** Express Planet Keron
**[21:32] ---**
for putting up with my boy's little charade.
**[21:41] ---**
Father...
**[21:42] ---**
I guess your father saw through it all.
**[21:46] ---**
That's the universe's former most
formidable ogre sergeant for you.
**[21:48] ---**
Your ruse was no better than
a child's game to him.
**[21:52] ---**
What a great father you have.
**[21:53] ---**
Ah, Lady Natsumi!
**[21:55] ---**
So this is for me?
**[21:57] ---**
Oh, that's...
**[21:58] ---**
Wow, it's pretty!
**[22:05] ---**
What is this?!
**[22:07] ---**
Space pearls are ferocious by nature,
**[22:09] ---**
so unless you put them on
while gently soothing them,
**[22:12] ---**
they are dangerous, ma'am.
**[22:14] ---**
I don't want this thing!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Kululu here.
**[23:54] ---**
Rainy season, huh? The good season's
finally come around.
**[23:56] ---**
The spring that every last moron
prizes to no purpose is done with,
**[24:00] ---**
and the summer is yet to come.
**[24:01] ---**
This damp, depressing season
is still the best.
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
**[24:06] ---**
when it comes to moisture,
you know who's coming!
**[24:07] ---**
"Keroro: If You're Going to Suck, Suck Away!
Just Kidding, Please Don't, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Dororo Escapes His Trauma, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E64 - Keroro: If You're Going to Suck, Suck Away! Just Kidding, Please Don't, Sir! / Dororo Escapes His Trauma, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGEXGD/keroro-if-youre-going-to-suck-suck-away-just-kidding-please-dont-sir--dororo-escapes-his-trauma-sir)
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**[00:00] ---**
That time, Keroro took my
spare umbrella without asking...
**[00:03] ---**
And that time, too.
**[00:05] ---**
Keroro helped himself to the rolled omelet
that was in my lunch box.
**[00:08] ---**
And on the field trip, I had a
window seat on the bus, but...
**[00:10] ---**
I beat up on that brat lots of times!
**[00:12] ---**
I feel kind of hurt, sir.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:57] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:57] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:18] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:18] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:46] ---**
The rainy season.
**[01:47] ---**
With the damp stuff continually coming down,
**[01:49] ---**
a crisis has befallen the Hinata household.
**[01:53] ---**
Huh? I don't have any clean shirts.
**[01:56] ---**
That's strange. Not a single shirt?
**[01:58] ---**
Hey, I don't have any clean socks.
Are there any mixed in with yours?
**[02:03] ---**
I don't have any, either.
**[02:05] ---**
Maybe the laundry hasn't been done yet?
**[02:09] ---**
The person on laundry duty this week is...
**[02:14] ---**
This gooey moisture that clings to my skin!
**[02:17] ---**
Humidity 99.9%!
**[02:19] ---**
It's like being in water!
**[02:22] ---**
It sure speeds up my Gundam model making.
**[02:25] ---**
These are the Federation's
2nd and 3rd Battalions.
**[02:27] ---**
And these are the Luzar Fleet.
**[02:29] ---**
Once I finish this ship,
**[02:31] ---**
I can completely recreate
Operation Star One as a gigantic diorama.
**[02:35] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[02:36] ---**
What happened to the laundry?!
**[02:39] ---**
How insulting, sir.
**[02:41] ---**
It is not as if I am slacking off, sir.
**[02:44] ---**
It is just that, due to the unusually
long rain and high humidity,
**[02:47] ---**
the laundry is not drying, sir.
**[02:49] ---**
One week's worth of laundry.
**[02:51] ---**
Oh, I hung those to dry five days ago, so...
**[02:55] ---**
Ooh, they're very nicely half-dried!
**[02:57] ---**
Irresistible!
**[02:59] ---**
You seem to be in a good mood, Sarge.
**[03:02] ---**
Why, of course! After all,
this country's rainy season
**[03:04] ---**
is the most desirable environment
for us Keronians, sir!
***SIGN*** Japan's Rainy Season
**[03:08] ---**
Could you possibly revert back
to the you of "back then" again?
**[03:10] ---**
No, no, with this level of humidity,
I'm maybe one step shy of "back then."
**[03:15] ---**
This sense of being on the brink
feels great, too, though!
**[03:17] ---**
Maybe 2.999 times the normal level?
**[03:19] ---**
When you round it, I guess it's 3 times?
**[03:21] ---**
Or should I say,
the square root of 5 is 2.2360679?
**[03:25] ---**
If you get too carried away,
**[03:25] ---**
Like that?
**[03:27] ---**
a Nyororo will come and
you'll get sucked dry again.
**[03:30] ---**
Nyororo? Sucked dry?
**[03:33] ---**
Right then, doused to peak
condition in the 99.9% humidity,
***SIGN*** Keroro's Brain
**[03:36] ---**
his brain kicked into high gear!
***SIGN*** Nyororo
**[03:39] ---**
Nyororo.
***SIGN*** Sucked Dry
**[03:40] ---**
Sucked dry.
***SIGN*** Moisture
**[03:41] ---**
Moisture.
***SIGN*** Not Drying
**[03:43] ---**
Not drying.
***SIGN*** Invasion Budget
***SIGN*** Laundry
**[03:44] ---**
Laundry.
***SIGN*** 1/550 White Base
**[03:45] ---**
I've got it, sir!
**[03:50] ---**
Keroro: If You're Going to Suck, Suck Away!
Just Kidding, Please Don't, Sir!
**[03:56] ---**
And so...
**[03:58] ---**
I asked Kululu to make this,
the Great Space Dryer Kirara!
***SIGN*** Great Space Dryer Kirara
**[04:03] ---**
What is this?
**[04:04] ---**
If you toss wet laundry into it,
**[04:07] ---**
the Nyororo trapped inside
will dry it instantly.
**[04:12] ---**
No shrinkage and brilliantly white!
**[04:14] ---**
A powerful ally for doing laundry
in the rainy season!
**[04:16] ---**
Wh-Where did you get a Nyororo?!
**[04:19] ---**
This month's issue of
*Space Science & Learning*
**[04:22] ---**
came with one as an extra, sir.
***SIGN*** Nyororo Breeding Kit Space Science & Learning June Issue
**[04:23] ---**
See? A Nyororo breeding kit.
**[04:25] ---**
You've turned your natural enemy,
a Nyororo, into something useful!
**[04:28] ---**
You are amazing, Uncle!
**[04:30] ---**
Or, like, brilliant thinking?
**[04:31] ---**
As long as I have this,
**[04:33] ---**
the Nyororo will be satisfied
with the moisture in the laundry.
**[04:36] ---**
I won't be sucked dry, and the
Hinata family's laundry won't stay wet.
**[04:40] ---**
It's three birds with one stone, sir!
***SIGN*** Three Birds with One Stone
**[04:42] ---**
We've already gone into mass production.
**[04:44] ---**
These'll sell great.
**[04:46] ---**
After all, they don't require any electricity.
**[04:48] ---**
Which means they are also Pekopon-friendly.
**[04:51] ---**
That's right! Ecology and economy!
**[04:54] ---**
If this product sells like crazy,
**[04:55] ---**
it'll fatten up our invasion budget,
***SIGN*** Four Birds with One Stone
**[04:57] ---**
and it'll be four birds
with one stone, sir!
**[05:01] ---**
Just as you say, this may be perfect.
***SIGN*** Project X
**[05:04] ---**
And now, we will take a look back
**[05:06] ---**
at the struggles leading up to its
successful development, sir.
**[05:09] ---**
A Keronian was sucked dry by a Nyororo.
**[05:12] ---**
He didn't want to be sucked dry ever again.
**[05:16] ---**
Gero?
**[05:17] ---**
Is it an earthquake?
**[05:20] ---**
Ick!
**[05:21] ---**
They're still only half-dry!
**[05:23] ---**
Mine, too.
**[05:25] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[05:27] ---**
It's coming from below.
**[05:28] ---**
It's that stupid frog again, isn't it?!
**[05:35] ---**
Hey, what are you doing, you stupid frog?!
**[05:38] ---**
Huh?
**[05:42] ---**
Wh-What's going on here?!
**[05:44] ---**
As you can see, we're being
chased by Nyororos, sir!
**[05:47] ---**
Why are there so many of them?!
**[05:49] ---**
We bred them, thinking
to use them in dryers,
**[05:51] ---**
but they grew out of control, sir!
**[05:55] ---**
Natsumi!
**[06:03] ---**
They multiplied!
**[06:05] ---**
No shooting them!
**[06:06] ---**
We tweaked their DNA
a bit for mass production,
**[06:09] ---**
so they'll fragment easily.
**[06:11] ---**
Say that first!
**[06:12] ---**
Hey, aren't Nyororos the
natural enemy of Keronians?
**[06:15] ---**
Why are they even coming after us Earthlings?
**[06:17] ---**
Nyororos remember the taste
of those they have sucked dry
**[06:20] ---**
and attack accordingly, sir.
**[06:21] ---**
When we were breeding
these mass production Nyororo,
**[06:24] ---**
we used the Hinata household's
laundry, so...
**[06:27] ---**
Which means...
**[06:28] ---**
The taste of you and
Natsumi permeated your laundry,
**[06:31] ---**
and they cultivated a
taste for it, sir.
**[06:33] ---**
What have you done?!
**[06:34] ---**
You're awful, Sarge!
**[06:40] ---**
At this rate, they're going to
break down the door!
**[06:43] ---**
Isn't there anything moist
that'll draw the Nyororos away?!
**[06:46] ---**
If we provide them with moisture,
they should be satisfied and go home.
**[06:49] ---**
I know! Do something
with your ninja arts, Dororo!
**[06:53] ---**
Understood!
**[06:54] ---**
Nin!
**[06:55] ---**
Assassin Magic, Wet Combat Array!
**[06:58] ---**
Moist rice crackers?
**[06:58] ---**
If I had to compare it to something...
***SIGN*** Wet Combat Array
**[07:00] ---**
The technique hits the
opponent with a nasty wetness,
**[07:02] ---**
like getting soaked on a rainy day
because you had no umbrella.
**[07:07] ---**
Soaked on a rainy day
because you had no umbrella?
**[07:11] ---**
I guess the weather forecast got it wrong.
**[07:14] ---**
We can't go home in this.
**[07:16] ---**
I'm so glad I kept a spare umbrella here.
**[07:19] ---**
Huh?
**[07:20] ---**
My umbrella's gone!
**[07:28] ---**
Keroro-kun?
**[07:30] ---**
Oh...
***SIGN*** Trauma Switch
**[07:31] ---**
Trauma Switch, on!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma
**[07:33] ---**
That time, you took my
umbrella without asking...
**[07:37] ---**
That's no good! We're in a crisis here!
**[07:38] ---**
Since it's come to this,
**[07:39] ---**
Keroro, you sacrifice yourself
and let yourself get sucked dry.
**[07:42] ---**
Come on! That's mean, sir!
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma
**[07:44] ---**
How about these Gundam models
instead of you, Mr. Sergeant?
**[07:49] ---**
They've soaked up plenty
of your sweat and tears,
**[07:52] ---**
so I think the Nyororos would
be happy to suck on them.
**[07:58] ---**
All right! We'll draw them away
with these and run!
**[08:04] ---**
Stop that!
**[08:09] ---**
The Gundam models aren't working at all!
**[08:10] ---**
Wait for me!
**[08:14] ---**
Argh! Isn't there some way
we can save ourselves?!
**[08:17] ---**
That's it, sir!
**[08:18] ---**
Since it's come to this,
***SIGN*** Seeking Ideas
**[08:19] ---**
we'll ask our viewers on how we can save...
**[08:22] ---**
You tried that once before!
**[08:26] ---**
In that case,
***SIGN*** To 623
**[08:27] ---**
we'll write a postcard to
*623 Radio,* sir!
**[08:29] ---**
Let's see. "We are surrounded
by Nyororos and are in a bind.
**[08:33] ---**
Is there any good way
for us to save ourselves?"
**[08:35] ---**
Do you plan to stay cooped up in here
until that postcard gets read?!
**[08:38] ---**
Oh!
**[08:39] ---**
"We are prepared for protracted hostilities.
**[08:42] ---**
From radio name
Gundam Model Lover of Inner-Tokyo."
**[08:45] ---**
But, um,
**[08:46] ---**
you can't send that postcard
unless you get out of here.
**[08:52] ---**
It's still got to be moisture!
**[08:53] ---**
Let them suck on something
moist and stall them!
**[08:56] ---**
Something moist...
**[08:57] ---**
I know! Our socks!
**[08:58] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:59] ---**
The half-dried socks that we're wearing!
**[09:02] ---**
What?!
**[09:03] ---**
Take yours off, too, Sis!
**[09:04] ---**
A-All right.
**[09:07] ---**
Here they come!
**[09:12] ---**
There!
**[09:13] ---**
Take that!
**[09:14] ---**
Or, like, almost nothing?
**[09:24] ---**
They're coming!
**[09:26] ---**
What's this place? Is this a dead end?
**[09:28] ---**
It's the Emergency
Interceptor Drill Missile Room.
**[09:31] ---**
Are we what they call rats in a trap now?!
**[09:33] ---**
Don't you have anything else that's moist?!
**[09:35] ---**
What more do you expect us
to throw at them?!
**[09:38] ---**
I know! The half-dried laundry
in Sarge's room!
**[09:41] ---**
If we could throw those at the Nyororos...
**[09:44] ---**
Good idea!
**[09:46] ---**
The commander's room should
be roughly directly above us.
**[09:51] ---**
Wh-Why?!
**[09:54] ---**
I don't care!
**[09:55] ---**
Punch through to it
**[09:56] ---**
and let the Nyororos suck
on the half-dried laundry!
**[09:59] ---**
Then they'll leave us in peace...
**[10:01] ---**
Hold on a second!
**[10:03] ---**
Don't wreck my room without consulting me!
**[10:05] ---**
I'm almost finished with my complete
recreation of Operation Star One!
**[10:08] ---**
Darn you! Shut up!
**[10:10] ---**
Launch the missile!
**[10:11] ---**
Roger.
**[10:12] ---**
Click!
**[10:26] ---**
Argh!
**[10:35] ---**
My White Base!
**[10:37] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:38] ---**
Gero!
**[10:39] ---**
I'm being sucked!
**[10:42] ---**
Serves you right!
**[10:44] ---**
Now's our chance! Hurry!
**[10:48] ---**
Hey! That's...
**[10:49] ---**
...mine!
**[10:51] ---**
Natsumi's...?
**[10:53] ---**
Mine! Mine! Mine... M-I-N-E.
**[11:14] ---**
Saved.
**[11:17] ---**
Wow!
**[11:19] ---**
It's all dry!
**[11:20] ---**
And so, the Nyororos left
and the laundry was dried,
**[11:24] ---**
and the Hinata household crisis
was averted.
**[11:27] ---**
However, needless to say, behind
the scenes was the priceless sacrifice
**[11:31] ---**
of approximately two Keronians.
**[11:43] ---**
Everyone has an episode
or two from their past
**[11:45] ---**
that they would rather forget.
**[11:48] ---**
It's fine if it's only an episode or two...
**[11:51] ---**
That's right, that's right, I'd forgotten.
**[11:53] ---**
That time, Keroro took my
spare umbrella without asking...
**[11:56] ---**
And that time, too.
**[11:57] ---**
Keroro helped himself to the rolled omelet
that was in my lunch box.
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter...
**[12:01] ---**
This is Dororo?
**[12:01] ---**
And on the field trip, I had a
window seat on the bus, but Keroro just...
**[12:03] ---**
Really! He's so depressing! I'm sick of it!
**[12:07] ---**
He's definitely got it bad this time.
**[12:09] ---**
Normally, he'd be back to
his old self after one night.
**[12:14] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo
of the Keroro Platoon
**[12:16] ---**
was stuck with his trauma
switch in the "on" position,
**[12:18] ---**
unable to revert back.
**[12:24] ---**
Dororo Escapes His Trauma, Sir!
**[12:29] ---**
So, he's currently at Trauma Level 6.
***SIGN*** Trauma Lv. 6
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter...
**[12:32] ---**
It'll be over if he reaches Level 7.
**[12:35] ---**
What do you mean?
**[12:36] ---**
It means he'll be stuck in
this state, never to revert.
**[12:40] ---**
What did you say?!
**[12:40] ---**
What?!
**[12:41] ---**
Oh, no!
**[12:42] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[12:43] ---**
You've got to be kidding, sir!
**[12:45] ---**
If Dororo continues to park
himself here in his current state,
**[12:48] ---**
it'll be so depressing,
**[12:49] ---**
I won't even be able to build
my Gundam models in peace!
**[12:52] ---**
Then, do you want to get inside
Lance Corporal Dororo's head
**[12:55] ---**
and investigate why
he's gotten to be like this?
**[12:58] ---**
Gero? Inside his head?
**[13:03] ---**
This guy is the Soul Diver.
***SIGN*** Soul Diver
**[13:05] ---**
It's a machine for diving into
another person's memories
**[13:06] ---**
and altering the past
as they remember it.
**[13:10] ---**
Can you really get inside Dororo's head
**[13:12] ---**
with something like this, sir?
**[13:15] ---**
I wish you good luck, Uncle!
**[13:17] ---**
Okay, here goes.
**[13:19] ---**
Click!
**[13:37] ---**
So this is the inside of
Dororo's head, sir?
**[13:40] ---**
What are these bubble-like things?
**[13:43] ---**
Those are Dororo's memories.
**[13:45] ---**
Try going inside one of them for a bit.
**[13:47] ---**
Try going inside? But how?
**[13:53] ---**
This is a hallway in the underground base.
**[13:58] ---**
That's a memory from just
before the commercial break.
**[14:01] ---**
Gero! Nyororos!
**[14:04] ---**
Take a look.
**[14:05] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo from
before his trauma switch got flipped
**[14:07] ---**
is there with you, right?
**[14:09] ---**
Oh!
**[14:10] ---**
Dororo, sorry.
**[14:12] ---**
Human sacrifice. Thanks.
**[14:13] ---**
You're awful, Keroro-kun!
**[14:19] ---**
Dororo sure saved us.
**[14:22] ---**
What happened?
**[14:23] ---**
The bubble's turned black.
**[14:28] ---**
Looks like that gave rise
to a brand new trauma.
**[14:31] ---**
You're awful, Keroro-kun!
You used me as your shield!
**[14:36] ---**
What are you doing,
adding even more to his traumas?!
**[14:40] ---**
Be careful.
**[14:41] ---**
Everything you guys do
inside his memories
**[14:44] ---**
will remain as new memories
for Lance Corporal Dororo.
**[14:47] ---**
In other words, his
memories will be rewritten.
**[14:51] ---**
Oh?
**[14:52] ---**
Looks like there's
something towards the bottom.
**[14:55] ---**
Let's go down there, sir!
**[14:56] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:02] ---**
What's this dark haze?
**[15:08] ---**
Looks like all his traumas
have gathered together.
**[15:11] ---**
The reason Dororo has gone off
the rails seems to be here.
**[15:15] ---**
There are so many of them!
**[15:17] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you have done
this many awful things to Dororo-senpai?
**[15:21] ---**
What?!
**[15:22] ---**
Are you saying these are all my fault?!
**[15:25] ---**
There were times when
you were with us, too, Giroro!
**[15:27] ---**
Don't look at me!
***SIGN*** Point Blank
**[15:28] ---**
I was just with you. I didn't do anything!
***SIGN*** Stare
**[15:33] ---**
W-Well, we're here now,
so we'll take this opportunity
**[15:35] ---**
to erase Dororo's
traumas for him, sir.
**[15:39] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
come with me, sir!
**[15:41] ---**
Oh, please wait for me!
**[15:45] ---**
So this is the umbrella?
**[15:48] ---**
This is the umbrella you took
without permission, Mr. Sergeant?
**[15:51] ---**
What?
**[15:52] ---**
I... I guess...
**[15:54] ---**
Darn! It's pouring!
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, there's an umbrella here!
**[15:59] ---**
Isn't that Zeroro's umbrella?
**[16:01] ---**
Who cares? As long as I return it tomorrow.
**[16:03] ---**
I see.
**[16:05] ---**
So, if we stop him from taking it,
it'll erase one of Dororo's traumas.
**[16:10] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[16:13] ---**
You damn brat!
**[16:15] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[16:23] ---**
Oh, it's raining.
**[16:27] ---**
I'm so glad I left a spare umbrella!
**[16:34] ---**
Okay. That's rewritten one memory.
**[16:40] ---**
Did you learn your lesson?!
**[16:42] ---**
Was that not great, Mr. Sergeant?
**[16:44] ---**
I have rather mixed
feelings about this, sir.
**[16:49] ---**
This is Dororo's memory of
when I overfed his Sea-Monkikkies
**[16:52] ---**
and wiped them all out, sir.
**[16:55] ---**
Gero?
**[16:56] ---**
Ooh! Awesome!
**[16:58] ---**
Sea-Monkikkies!
**[16:59] ---**
Can I feed them?! Can I?!
**[17:01] ---**
You can't, Keroro! I just fed them earlier!
**[17:04] ---**
Come on, just a little bit!
**[17:06] ---**
You horrible brat!
**[17:08] ---**
Oh, hold on a second, sir.
**[17:10] ---**
I will talk to him here
and resolve this, sir.
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, you there.
**[17:15] ---**
You shouldn't do things that
your friend doesn't want you to do.
**[17:19] ---**
Who're you, old guy?
***SIGN*** Twitch
**[17:21] ---**
Old guy?
**[17:22] ---**
Take that!
**[17:23] ---**
Owowowowowowowowowow!
**[17:27] ---**
What the heck do you think
you're doing to my Mr. Sergeant?!
**[17:34] ---**
Ooh!
**[17:35] ---**
Rewriting of memory complete.
**[17:37] ---**
K-Keroro...
**[17:39] ---**
All right! Next! Let's go to the next one!
**[17:42] ---**
I can't quite feel
happy about this, sir.
**[17:45] ---**
This is when I traded my folding seat
for Dororo's window seat.
**[17:45] ---**
A little seat change!
**[17:51] ---**
Knock it off already!
***SIGN*** Zeroro
**[17:56] ---**
This is when I put leftover bread
from our school lunch in Dororo's desk.
**[18:00] ---**
How many freaking times
do I have to tell you?
**[18:03] ---**
Boom!
**[18:06] ---**
Dororo's precious green-shelled turtle...
**[18:08] ---**
I will get you!
**[18:10] ---**
Ka-boom!
**[18:12] ---**
Ooh! His traumas are vanishing
one after another!
**[18:18] ---**
I have beaten up on that brat lots of times!
**[18:21] ---**
I feel kind of hurt, sir.
**[18:23] ---**
How's Dororo doing?!
**[18:26] ---**
It's strange. There's been no change at all.
**[18:28] ---**
This just might mean...
**[18:32] ---**
What is it, Kululu?
**[18:37] ---**
What in the world is this?
**[18:53] ---**
Uh oh, that's a space creature
that parasitizes on people's traumas.
***SIGN*** Trauma (Tora Uma)
**[18:57] ---**
The Tiger Horse.
***SIGN*** Tiger Horse (Tora Uma)
**[19:02] ---**
Looks like it's mad, because
you erased the traumas it feeds on.
**[19:06] ---**
So Dororo's trauma switch
got stuck in the "on" position
**[19:09] ---**
because of this thing.
**[19:10] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[19:12] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[19:19] ---**
Weapons and techniques from the
real world won't work on that thing.
**[19:23] ---**
You'll have to attack it using stuff
from inside Dororo's memories.
**[19:27] ---**
Let's split up in different directions
**[19:29] ---**
and search for weapons inside
Dororo's memories, sir!
**[19:32] ---**
Roger!
**[19:33] ---**
Roger, sir!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey, why's it coming my way?!
**[19:41] ---**
Ooh!
**[19:42] ---**
Look, I found a raygun here!
**[19:45] ---**
All right!
**[19:46] ---**
Eat this, sir!
**[19:51] ---**
Uh? Huh?
**[19:52] ---**
Hey, this thing's a toy!
**[19:54] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[19:56] ---**
Th-This is my handwriting
from when I was a child!
**[20:00] ---**
Right then,
**[20:01] ---**
a switch flipped in a weird way
on Sergeant Keroro's trauma!
***SIGN*** Click
**[20:05] ---**
Wait, again?
***SIGN*** Trauma Trauma Trauma
**[20:06] ---**
I... I'm sorry, Zeroro-kun.
**[20:10] ---**
I took your precious toy and...
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[20:13] ---**
...I wrote my name on it!
**[20:17] ---**
And yet... And yet, you...
**[20:20] ---**
Keroro-kun! You forgot your toy in my room.
***SIGN*** Keroro
**[20:24] ---**
Here you go.
**[20:26] ---**
Oh...
**[20:27] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:28] ---**
What?! Uh, that's a seriously bitter memory.
***SIGN*** Keroro
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter...
**[20:33] ---**
I put spicy mustard on Zeroro's recorder...
**[20:36] ---**
On school lunch duty,
I also took green peppers, and...
**[20:37] ---**
What are you doing, Keroro?!
**[20:41] ---**
And I was also the one who
borrowed a library book in Dororo's name
**[20:44] ---**
and didn't return it.
**[20:46] ---**
And I was the one who
took your precious spy set...
**[20:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant has lost it!
**[20:51] ---**
...and used up all the sheets
from the water-soluble memo pad.
**[20:51] ---**
It's useless! He's no good to us!
**[20:54] ---**
Oh, it's coming!
**[20:56] ---**
And at the Space Zoo,
**[20:57] ---**
I was the one who threw Zeroro's snack
into the space cyclops' cage.
**[21:00] ---**
Space cyclops?
**[21:02] ---**
That's it!
**[21:02] ---**
What?!
**[21:03] ---**
Huh? Huh?!
**[21:08] ---**
That must be it!
***SIGN*** Space Cyclops Little Harry Very dangerous.
**[21:13] ---**
Stay here!
**[21:13] ---**
What?!
**[21:15] ---**
C-Come on!
**[21:34] ---**
The space cyclops!
***SIGN*** Take a Peek 10 yen for 3 min
**[21:39] ---**
That's Corporal Giroro for you.
**[21:43] ---**
Or, like, deadly weapon?
**[21:46] ---**
Ooh!
**[21:47] ---**
The black bubbles are sinking.
**[21:52] ---**
There's no knowing when they
might surface again, though.
**[22:01] ---**
What have I been doing all this time?
**[22:03] ---**
Thus, Lance Corporal Dororo was saved.
***SIGN*** Mutter
Mutter
Mutter
Mutter
**[22:06] ---**
And that time, too. And this time, too.
**[22:07] ---**
However...
**[22:08] ---**
C-Commander-dono!
**[22:09] ---**
I'm sorry, Zeroro.
***SIGN*** Mutter Mutter Mutter...
**[22:11] ---**
When we were pillow-fighting
during our school trip...
**[22:14] ---**
This time, Sergeant Keroro
has gotten stuck in this mode!
**[22:17] ---**
Your hard work is much depreciated.
**[22:18] ---**
It was me!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[23:53] ---**
Nice to meetcha!
**[23:54] ---**
This place called Pekopon
sure is a mighty fine place!
**[23:58] ---**
The Keroro Platoon folks'll
just have to work hard
**[23:59] ---**
and invade this place quick, 'cause
I wanna live here, too! I kid ya not!
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
**[24:04] ---**
we'll fearlessly stand up
against a vicious space criminal!
**[24:07] ---**
"Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E65 - Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir! / Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P48K/keroro-howls-at-the-pekopon-sir--tamama-a-visitor-from-planet-keron-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
We must nab #303 at all costs, sir!
**[00:04] ---**
Are you saying the suspect
was right in front of your eyes,
**[00:06] ---**
and you just let him get away?!
**[00:07] ---**
Be honest and fess up!
**[00:09] ---**
So cute!
**[00:10] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[00:12] ---**
Kara-ra Impact!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:46] ---**
This is the tale of
kindhearted detectives,
**[01:49] ---**
who tackle the investigation
of callous crimes
**[01:51] ---**
upon Earth, a planet
rife with love and desire!
**[01:55] ---**
Mr. Giro!
***SIGN*** Mr. Giro Corporal Giroro
**[01:57] ---**
Jealousy.
***SIGN*** Jealousy Private 2nd Class Tamama
**[02:00] ---**
Wily.
***SIGN*** Wily Sergeant Major Kululu
**[02:02] ---**
Trauma.
***SIGN*** Trauma Lance Corporal Dororo
**[02:05] ---**
The rookie detective, Occult.
***SIGN*** Occult Fuyuki Hinata
**[02:08] ---**
And...
***SIGN*** Boss Sergeant Keroro
**[02:09] ---**
...our Boss!
**[02:14] ---**
Keroro Howls at the Pekopon, Sir!
**[02:24] ---**
They are none other than the
brilliant detectives of Nanakorobi PD,
**[02:28] ---**
who strike terror into the hearts
of criminals all across the universe!
***SIGN*** Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
***SIGN*** Several Hours Earlier
**[02:38] ---**
Tell them they're borons.
**[02:40] ---**
Man! The final showdown
against General Dodome!
**[02:40] ---**
Sir?
**[02:41] ---**
"Borons."
**[02:42] ---**
Sir?
**[02:43] ---**
I said "borons."
**[02:43] ---**
What an exciting turn of events, sir!
**[02:48] ---**
Now, of all times?!
**[02:50] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, you will
deal with this immediately, sir!
**[02:53] ---**
The Pan Space 966 (Kululu) Tuner.
**[02:56] ---**
With this, I'll turn up
the antenna's sensitivity
**[02:58] ---**
by a few tens of thousands of times.
**[03:00] ---**
Click!
**[03:04] ---**
Attention, all units! Attention, all units!
**[03:06] ---**
This is SPD Investigations HQ.
**[03:06] ---**
Gero! What is this?!
**[03:09] ---**
It's not *Captain Geroro!*
**[03:09] ---**
Vicious wanted space criminal #303
appears to be hiding on Pekopon.
**[03:11] ---**
Looks like we've intercepted
a radio transmission
**[03:13] ---**
from the Space Police Department.
**[03:14] ---**
All investigative units in the area
are to head for Pekopon immediately.
**[03:16] ---**
I don't care about that!
Hurry up and get *Captain Geroro!*
**[03:18] ---**
Wait, Keroro!
**[03:18] ---**
#303 has exhaustively consumed
**[03:21] ---**
the foods and natural resources
of every star system he has hit.
**[03:22] ---**
He is a vicious criminal who
has destroyed numerous planets.
**[03:26] ---**
Vicious criminal #303...
**[03:26] ---**
I repeat. All investigative units in the area
are to head for Pekopon immediately.
**[03:29] ---**
We can't just ignore this.
**[03:32] ---**
Thus, Captain Geroro won a narrow
victory against General Dodome.
**[03:33] ---**
Oh, it's back.
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[03:37] ---**
Waah! I missed the best part, sir!
**[03:37] ---**
Oh, Captain Geroro, where are you headed?
**[03:41] ---**
I know! The video!
The taping got it all, right?!
**[03:44] ---**
Stupid! This is no time
to be watching anime!
**[03:46] ---**
That's right, Sarge! What are you
going to do if #303 destroys Earth?
**[03:51] ---**
You won't be able to watch
the rest of *Captain Geroro,*
**[03:54] ---**
and you won't be able to get
any more Gundam models, either.
**[03:56] ---**
Gero! That would be bad, sir!
**[04:00] ---**
So you finally understand
how grave the situation is.
***SIGN*** Stab
**[04:02] ---**
What are you standing around for?!
**[04:04] ---**
Start questioning
people right away, Mr. Giro!
***SIGN*** Mr. Giro
**[04:06] ---**
Mr. Giro...?
**[04:07] ---**
Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[04:08] ---**
Huh?
**[04:09] ---**
Wily.
***SIGN*** Wily
**[04:11] ---**
Trauma.
***SIGN*** Trauma
**[04:12] ---**
What?
**[04:13] ---**
And Occult.
***SIGN*** Occult
**[04:14] ---**
M-Me, too?
**[04:16] ---**
Men, we are going to do everything we can
**[04:18] ---**
and arrest vicious criminal #303, sir!
**[04:21] ---**
Thus, the members of Nanakorobi PD,
formerly known as the Keroro Platoon,
**[04:24] ---**
commenced their investigation!
**[04:28] ---**
So all the cakes in your shop disappeared?
**[04:31] ---**
That's right.
**[04:33] ---**
There shouldn't have been anyone around,
**[04:34] ---**
but this hand came
reaching in out of nowhere!
**[04:37] ---**
I barely had time to blink.
**[04:40] ---**
This is unmistakably the work of #303.
**[04:43] ---**
Why, you!
**[04:45] ---**
You won't get away
with hogging all the cake!
***SIGN*** Todoroki Produce Shop
**[04:48] ---**
You jerkface!
**[04:50] ---**
Are you saying the suspect
was right in front of your eyes,
**[04:52] ---**
and you just let him get away?!
**[04:53] ---**
But I couldn't see him...
**[04:56] ---**
Save the excuses,
you spineless weakling!
***SIGN*** Turning Tenka Sushi
**[05:01] ---**
See for yourself!
**[05:02] ---**
Sheesh! I can't do business like this!
**[05:05] ---**
I see. Keeping himself
invisible with an anti-barrier
**[05:07] ---**
and committing crime after crime...
**[05:10] ---**
He is one shrewd fellow.
***SIGN*** As Seen On TV Japan's #1 Bad-Tasting Ramen!
**[05:15] ---**
That was bad!
**[05:17] ---**
One more!
**[05:18] ---**
Sorry about this, sir. I'm
closing up for the day already.
**[05:22] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[05:24] ---**
The thing is, some kind of
messed up guy came by today
**[05:28] ---**
and ate up everything in the shop!
**[05:31] ---**
This is bad.
**[05:32] ---**
If even a shop like this got hit,
the situation's pretty bad.
***SIGN*** Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
**[05:39] ---**
If we capture #303 before the
Space Police Department does,
**[05:43] ---**
I will receive a commendation,
without a doubt.
***SIGN*** Certificate of Commendation Mr. Sergeant Keroro Through your aggressive cooperation in the investigation that led to the arrest of the vicious, wanted space criminal #303
**[05:45] ---**
Certificate of commendation!
***SIGN*** on Pekopon around 6pm of July 1st, the service you rendered was truly immense. With this commemorative keepsake, we express our gratitude.
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In appreciation for your aggressive
cooperation in arresting #303,
**[05:52] ---**
we hereby award you with this.
**[05:55] ---**
My status will get a real boost, sir.
**[05:58] ---**
No, not only that...
***SIGN*** Envelope of Money
**[06:01] ---**
I should receive an envelope of money, too!
**[06:03] ---**
On top of which, since
we're talking a vicious criminal,
**[06:06] ---**
it'll be an envelope of an
awesome amount of money!
**[06:08] ---**
An awesome envelope of money?! Gero!
**[06:12] ---**
Friends, whether it's
raining or colonies are dropping,
**[06:15] ---**
we must nab #303 at all costs, sir!
**[06:18] ---**
Got it? Dead or alive, sir.
**[06:23] ---**
All for the sake of Gundam models.
**[06:25] ---**
Oh, that reminds me, I was in the
middle of building one, sir.
**[06:34] ---**
Wow! A poltergeist incident!
**[06:37] ---**
No, wrong. It's #303.
***SIGN*** Old-Fashioned Cinnamon
**[06:40] ---**
But talk about an incredible appetite.
**[06:44] ---**
What's this?
**[06:46] ---**
Is this a donut?
**[06:48] ---**
No, it's not...
***SIGN*** Nanakorobi Violent Crimes Unit
**[06:52] ---**
Sarge!
**[06:53] ---**
Oh? Where's Sarge... I mean, the boss?
**[06:55] ---**
Huh? He was building a Gundam model
over there until just a minute ago...
**[06:59] ---**
Or, like, missing person?
**[07:01] ---**
Sarge... I mean,
the boss sure is hopeless.
**[07:05] ---**
Right when I finally found
something resembling a clue about #303.
**[07:12] ---**
I have terrible news.
**[07:13] ---**
#303 has struck yet again.
**[07:15] ---**
What?
**[07:18] ---**
That #303 guy is having a field day.
**[07:22] ---**
Hey!
**[07:23] ---**
Here's another one.
**[07:25] ---**
What is it?
**[07:26] ---**
I think it might be a clue to #303.
**[07:29] ---**
Oh, if it is that yellow ring,
I found one, too.
**[07:32] ---**
What?
**[07:32] ---**
So did I.
**[07:33] ---**
I picked up one, too.
**[07:36] ---**
What?!
**[07:38] ---**
What could it be?
**[07:39] ---**
It's plastic, right?
**[07:42] ---**
Plastic...
**[07:45] ---**
Could it be...?
**[07:50] ---**
Where have you been?
**[07:52] ---**
Wh-Where? Watching *Captain Geroro.*
**[07:55] ---**
Then where were you when #303 struck?
**[07:59] ---**
Let's hear it!
**[08:00] ---**
Huh? Wh-What's the big deal?
**[08:02] ---**
I was building a Gundam model here!
**[08:04] ---**
But who cares?! I'm the boss, after all!
**[08:06] ---**
No, you must have been at the crime scene.
**[08:10] ---**
Huh?
**[08:11] ---**
Wh-What are you saying, sir?
**[08:13] ---**
It's no use playing dumb.
**[08:17] ---**
Boss... I mean, Sarge.
**[08:20] ---**
Do you recognize these yellow rings?
**[08:23] ---**
That's...!
**[08:39] ---**
MG Gogg completed!
**[08:41] ---**
Ah! I thought I'd lost
those parts for the right arm!
**[08:46] ---**
So you all went and found
them for me, sir?
**[08:48] ---**
Yes, at the crime scenes.
**[08:51] ---**
Boss... I mean, Sarge.
**[08:54] ---**
No, vicious criminal #303!
**[08:57] ---**
On the charge of serial
eating-without-paying,
**[08:59] ---**
you're under arrest!
**[09:04] ---**
I have absolutely no
recollection of this, sir!
**[09:07] ---**
A lawyer!
**[09:08] ---**
Get me a lawyer, sir!
**[09:11] ---**
You don't know when to give up!
**[09:19] ---**
You surprised me.
**[09:21] ---**
I had no idea you'd destroyed
numerous planets behind our backs.
**[09:25] ---**
Weren't the meals and snacks
enough for you?
**[09:27] ---**
Were you that hungry?
**[09:29] ---**
Answer us! Were you planning
to destroy Pekopon, too?
**[09:32] ---**
I don't remember any such thing, sir.
**[09:36] ---**
I'm telling you the truth!
**[09:38] ---**
Be honest and fess up!
**[09:41] ---**
Here you are, Uncle.
***SIGN*** Cutlet Bowl
**[09:42] ---**
The standard, as expected.
**[09:44] ---**
No, I'm not particularly hungry...
**[09:48] ---**
Keroro, your mother back home
in the country is crying for you.
**[09:51] ---**
I...
**[09:53] ---**
I... I... I...
**[09:56] ---**
Sarge?
**[10:04] ---**
Gimme more! Gimme more! Gimme more!
**[10:07] ---**
What is this guy?!
**[10:08] ---**
That's the vicious criminal #303, poyo!
**[10:13] ---**
You're...!
**[10:14] ---**
Poyon-chan, the space police officer!
**[10:17] ---**
#303 possesses other aliens
**[10:19] ---**
and controls them mind and body
only when committing crimes, poyo.
**[10:23] ---**
Gero! Mind and body?
**[10:26] ---**
Then Sarge knew nothing about this.
**[10:29] ---**
Or, like, charges withdrawn?
***SIGN*** Innocent
**[10:31] ---**
I knew it! I had faith in you
all along, Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:35] ---**
But how did he get inside Sarge's body?
**[10:37] ---**
Oh, it was a piece of cake.
**[10:40] ---**
I made myself at home while he was
napping with his mouth wide open.
**[10:44] ---**
Talk about a cakewalk.
**[10:46] ---**
Man, I've never had as easy a time
possessing someone as the sergeant.
**[10:51] ---**
Sarge...
**[10:52] ---**
So you didn't even realize
you'd become a puppet
**[10:56] ---**
when you were trying
to catch the culprit?
**[10:59] ---**
So it seems...
**[11:01] ---**
These are the bills for what #303 ate, poyo.
**[11:04] ---**
What?! Why are you giving them to me?!
**[11:06] ---**
According to space law,
the aliens who were possessed by #303
**[11:10] ---**
have to pay the full amount, poyo.
**[11:13] ---**
For real?
**[11:16] ---**
Have you ever found yourself
sleeping with your mouth wide open?
**[11:20] ---**
You just might be
possessed by a bad alien, too.
**[11:26] ---**
Poyo!
**[11:35] ---**
You all know what the
Tanabata Festival is, right?
**[11:37] ---**
Yup, it's the one day in the year
**[11:39] ---**
that Kengyu and Orihime
get to go on a date.
**[11:42] ---**
You've all written wishes on
those strips of paper, right?
***SIGN*** Please let me become much, much more lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun. - Momoka
**[11:48] ---**
Please let me become much, much more
lovey-dovey with Fuyuki-kun.
***SIGN*** May
misfortune
befall
that woman.
- Tamama
***SIGN*** be all mine. - Tamama
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May misfortune befall that woman!
***SIGN*** May that woman
self-destruct
using her
Armageddon!!!
- Tamama
**[11:55] ---**
May that woman self-destruct
using her Armageddon!
**[12:01] ---**
I hope our wishes come true.
**[12:07] ---**
Emergency! Unidentified
flying object rapidly approaching!
**[12:11] ---**
I-It's coming this way!
**[12:22] ---**
That's a Keronian light mobile mecha!
**[12:33] ---**
Who are you?!
**[12:36] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[12:37] ---**
I'm Karara from Planet Keron!
**[12:40] ---**
Karara?
**[12:44] ---**
Tamama: A Visitor from Planet Keron, Sir!
**[12:51] ---**
So cute!
**[12:53] ---**
How incredibly cute!
**[12:57] ---**
Cute and lovely!
**[12:59] ---**
What is up with this guy?!
**[13:01] ---**
His cute and lovely character
is totally redundant with mine!
**[13:04] ---**
Where the heck am I?
**[13:06] ---**
Oh, Ear...
**[13:07] ---**
Pekopon, of course!
**[13:09] ---**
Pekopon? Then who're ya?
**[13:12] ---**
I am Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[13:14] ---**
a leading member of the Keroro Platoon!
**[13:17] ---**
The Keroro Platoon?
**[13:19] ---**
Wait! You're a Keronian
and you don't know?!
**[13:22] ---**
'C-Course I know!
**[13:24] ---**
'Cause I came to join the Keroro Platoon.
**[13:27] ---**
What?!
**[13:29] ---**
Oh, my!
**[13:29] ---**
I kid ya not!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[13:33] ---**
Assigned to us by HQ?
**[13:35] ---**
Uh huh.
**[13:36] ---**
That's news to me, sir.
**[13:38] ---**
So, where is this rookie?
**[13:40] ---**
I... I've kept him waiting outside.
**[13:43] ---**
It will be bad if Mr. Sergeant takes a liking
**[13:45] ---**
to his cute and lovely character.
**[13:49] ---**
I am faced with a crucial
situation right now, sir.
**[13:53] ---**
In order to pay the bills left by #303,
**[13:56] ---**
should I auction off my
Gundam models or not?!
**[13:59] ---**
So, Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[14:01] ---**
I'll leave it to you to look
after the rookie, sir.
**[14:03] ---**
What? Are you sure?
**[14:05] ---**
I'm sure, I'm sure. Do whatever you want.
**[14:07] ---**
Roger!
**[14:09] ---**
This is convenient for me.
**[14:12] ---**
Pay attention!
**[14:13] ---**
I'm going to show you an
example of a lethal technique now!
**[14:17] ---**
Sure!
**[14:17] ---**
I can't wait!
**[14:19] ---**
Ha. We will see how long you
can keep that smile on your face.
**[14:25] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[14:31] ---**
Grin.
**[14:33] ---**
How about it?
**[14:34] ---**
Now you see what a high caliber
the Keroro Platoon operates at!
**[14:38] ---**
If you see that, get your sorry butt
back to Keron already!
**[14:41] ---**
Holy Tamale! Holy Tamale!
**[14:43] ---**
Yer amazin', Tama-nii!
**[14:45] ---**
"Tama-nii"?
**[14:46] ---**
'Cause you're like a big brother,
Tamama nii-chan!
**[14:48] ---**
Yer seriously amazin'!
You've got my respect, Tama-nii!
**[14:51] ---**
R-Respect?
**[14:52] ---**
Yer so cool, Tama-nii!
**[14:54] ---**
Cool?
**[14:56] ---**
I guess I am.
**[14:57] ---**
I'm gonna become like ya, too!
**[15:02] ---**
Kara-ra Impact!
**[15:06] ---**
Huh?
**[15:07] ---**
Impact! Impact!
**[15:11] ---**
Wha...
**[15:13] ---**
Like you could master a
lethal technique so easily!
**[15:16] ---**
You wimp!
**[15:17] ---**
Oh, sorry!
**[15:23] ---**
I did it! I did it, too!
**[15:26] ---**
Huh?
**[15:27] ---**
I owe it all to ya, too, Tama-nii!
**[15:29] ---**
Huh?
**[15:29] ---**
W-Well, yeah, I guess.
**[15:35] ---**
He might actually be pretty promising.
**[15:38] ---**
All right, Karara!
**[15:40] ---**
I will grant you the Keroro Platoon
rank of Private 3rd Class!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon
Private 3rd Class
**[15:43] ---**
No kiddin'?!
**[15:44] ---**
Mm-hm.
**[15:46] ---**
Yay! Private 3rd Class!
All right! Private 3rd Class!
**[15:50] ---**
So, does a Private 3rd Class
rank higher than ya, Tama-nii?
***SIGN*** Urk
**[15:54] ---**
You moron!
***SIGN*** Private 1st Class Private 2nd Class Private 3rd Class
**[15:55] ---**
Private 3rd Class is way
below Private 2nd Class!
**[15:59] ---**
Aw, man. What the heck?
**[16:03] ---**
That threw me off a little...
**[16:05] ---**
Our characters overlap, but...
**[16:07] ---**
Well, I guess it is all right.
**[16:11] ---**
This sure is a big honkin' rifle!
**[16:14] ---**
That said, it will be bad if he
becomes more popular than me,
**[16:17] ---**
so I will have to use my cunning
to keep that under control.
**[16:21] ---**
Hey, Private 3rd Class Karara, come on.
**[16:22] ---**
I will introduce you to
everyone in the platoon.
**[16:24] ---**
Sure thing.
**[16:29] ---**
Kululu-senpai. I've brought
our newest member.
**[16:33] ---**
Huh? Kululu-senpai?
**[16:34] ---**
Are you out?
**[16:37] ---**
What could this be?
***SIGN*** Do you really want to delete it?
**[16:42] ---**
It seems he's not here.
**[16:44] ---**
Private 3rd Class Karara, come on.
**[16:46] ---**
Sure!
***SIGN*** Deleting...
***SIGN*** Everything Down the Drain
**[16:49] ---**
Data deletion, complete!
**[16:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:54] ---**
Are you still in the Gundam model room?
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[17:03] ---**
Oh, yeah. I should introduce you
to Fukki and Natchi, too.
**[17:06] ---**
Come, Private 3rd Class Karara!
**[17:08] ---**
Sure!
**[17:14] ---**
Fukki. Natchi.
**[17:16] ---**
Oh? Tamama.
**[17:17] ---**
Hm? Who's that?
**[17:19] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[17:20] ---**
So cute!
**[17:22] ---**
Are you a new member
of the Keroro Platoon?
**[17:25] ---**
What's that?
**[17:26] ---**
We're making wishes with these.
**[17:28] ---**
If you write your wishes
on these strips of paper
**[17:30] ---**
on the day of the Tanabata Festival,
your dreams come true.
**[17:34] ---**
Then make my wish come true, too!
**[17:38] ---**
I'm starvin'. Gimme somethin' to eat?
**[17:42] ---**
Hey! You have some nerve asking that!
**[17:44] ---**
Then I'll cook you something.
**[17:46] ---**
Maybe I'll make it a feast!
**[17:47] ---**
What?
**[17:48] ---**
I'll help you, Sis.
**[17:50] ---**
What?!
**[17:51] ---**
Tama-nii, Pekoponians sure are a cinch.
**[17:54] ---**
Give 'em just the hint of an order,
and they'll do whatever ya want.
**[17:57] ---**
I guess...
**[17:58] ---**
Natchi and Fukki fell for him so easily.
**[18:01] ---**
This guy is definitely not
to be underestimated.
**[18:03] ---**
Right around then,
Sergeant Keroro and the others were...
**[18:06] ---**
The final showdown
against General Dodome!
**[18:10] ---**
I've only watched it once so far!
**[18:12] ---**
Look what happened to my partner...
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[18:17] ---**
The R&D data on the new weapon,
the Gingindorodoro Gun,
**[18:20] ---**
has gone kaput.
**[18:21] ---**
Hey, what the heck is going on
with this so-called rookie's training?!
**[18:25] ---**
Looks like a bit of light
punishment's in order.
***SIGN*** Captain Geroro
**[18:28] ---**
I don't have time for
that right now, sir!
**[18:30] ---**
I'm leaving this to you,
Sergeant Major Kululu, sir!
**[18:33] ---**
You sure?
**[18:34] ---**
I don't care! Do whatever you want!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[18:36] ---**
Rake him over the coals good!
**[18:39] ---**
You're really sure about this?
**[18:50] ---**
Wh-What's this place?
**[18:51] ---**
Where's the exit?!
**[18:55] ---**
Private 3rd Class Karara!
**[18:57] ---**
You were careless in your supervision.
**[18:59] ---**
He won't be getting out of this
punishment labyrinth so easily.
**[19:05] ---**
This's a dead end, too!
**[19:08] ---**
Karara!
**[19:12] ---**
Karara!
**[19:14] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[19:17] ---**
This labyrinth gives physical form
to that which he fears the most.
**[19:22] ---**
What he fears?
**[19:23] ---**
Now, what could it possibly be?
**[19:24] ---**
Karara!
**[19:29] ---**
How dare you take my precious
light mobile mecha for a spin
**[19:31] ---**
without my permission?!
**[19:34] ---**
Forgive me! Forgive me, Daddy!
**[19:36] ---**
Daddy?!
**[19:37] ---**
Oh-ho. Earthquakes,
lightning, fire, and fathers, huh?
**[19:41] ---**
Daddy!
**[19:44] ---**
Karara!
**[19:48] ---**
Hey!
**[19:49] ---**
Whoa...
**[19:50] ---**
Private 3rd Class Karara!
**[19:53] ---**
Tama-nii!
**[19:54] ---**
This is my subordinate!
**[19:56] ---**
I will take responsibility for
my subordinate's misconduct!
**[20:04] ---**
Tama-nii!
**[20:06] ---**
Karara!
**[20:10] ---**
Why are you so scared of your daddy?
**[20:13] ---**
I only wanted to ride Daddy's
light mobile mecha for a little bit.
**[20:17] ---**
But then it went outta control,
an' before I knew it, I was on Pekopon.
**[20:22] ---**
I can't go home anymore.
**[20:23] ---**
If I go home, my Daddy's
gonna give me a thrashin'!
**[20:26] ---**
Then, your story that you were
assigned to the Keroro Platoon was...
**[20:29] ---**
It was a lie! Forgive me, Tama-nii!
**[20:36] ---**
Karara, go back to Keron.
**[20:39] ---**
Don't worry.
**[20:40] ---**
Kululu-senpai will take your little
light mobile mecha and fix it right up!
**[20:44] ---**
Say what?
**[20:45] ---**
One cute and lovely character is
more than enough, and that is me!
**[20:49] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[20:53] ---**
Come on, time to escape!
**[20:56] ---**
Sure thing, Tama-nii!
**[21:02] ---**
It's fixed! It's fixed!
**[21:04] ---**
Good grief. Getting all worked up
over a child's mischief...
**[21:08] ---**
You're so immature, Giroro.
**[21:11] ---**
You're the last person
I ever want to hear that from!
**[21:13] ---**
Thank you very much, Kululu-senpai.
**[21:16] ---**
Since I was at it, I improved the
engine's output by 256 times.
**[21:23] ---**
Take care, Karara.
**[21:26] ---**
Thanks a bunch, Tama-nii.
**[21:27] ---**
And ya even gave me a souvenir!
I won't forget ya, Tama-nii!
**[21:32] ---**
Hold on a second...
**[21:33] ---**
That's mine...
**[21:35] ---**
Oh? Was that bad?
**[21:37] ---**
So long!
**[21:40] ---**
Wait a minute!
Please give it back, sir!
**[21:48] ---**
I'm so sorry that Tama-chan's
always imposing on you.
**[21:51] ---**
Not at all.
**[21:52] ---**
Oh? When did this strip of paper get here?
**[21:55] ---**
Oh? It was written by that kid.
**[21:57] ---**
What? Karara?
***SIGN*** When I grow up, I'm gonna become Tama-nii's bride. - Karara
**[22:00] ---**
When I grow up, I'm gonna
become Tama-nii's bride. Karara.
**[22:04] ---**
What?!
**[22:05] ---**
Bride?
**[22:06] ---**
So she was a girl!
**[22:08] ---**
I'm so happy for you, Tama-chan.
**[22:10] ---**
I... I am not happy!
**[22:12] ---**
I have... I have Mr. Sergeant!
**[22:16] ---**
I hope all your Tanabata Festival
wishes come true, too.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Giroro here.
**[23:53] ---**
How about it? Are you enjoying every day?
**[23:55] ---**
I'm sure some things are tough,
but that's only to be expected.
**[23:59] ---**
Don't mope about every little thing.
Take it easy and laugh it off.
**[24:02] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
we have tales of love.
**[24:05] ---**
"Giroro's Grand Rescue
Operation of Love, Sir!"
**[24:08] ---**
"Natsumi & Koyuki's
Heart-Pounding First Date, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
Those'll be our two stories...
**[24:13] ---**
What?! Natsumi's going on a date?!
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E66 - Giroro's Grand Rescue Operation of Love, Sir! / Natsumi & Koyuki's Heart-Pounding First Date, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9VN5/giroros-grand-rescue-operation-of-love-sir--natsumi--koyukis-heart-pounding-first-date-sir)
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**[00:01] ---**
I am an Eventarian.
**[00:03] ---**
As per our contract, I have
come to receive the Pekoponians.
**[00:08] ---**
You jerkface!
**[00:09] ---**
Natsumi! Natsumi!
**[00:11] ---**
Natsumi!
**[00:13] ---**
Over here!
**[00:14] ---**
Natsumi!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:17] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:09] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:29] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:48] ---**
This is the giant pool in the Keroro Platoon's
secret underground base.
**[01:53] ---**
I say that, but it's not a
secret or anything anymore.
**[01:58] ---**
Stupid frog, you don't
usually do anything worthwhile,
**[02:01] ---**
but building this pool is
the one good idea you've had.
***SIGN*** Grr Grr
**[02:04] ---**
What do you mean,
"don't do anything worthwhile"?!
**[02:06] ---**
People who can't just be honest
and say "thank you" are so sad.
**[02:09] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[02:11] ---**
Thank you, stupid frog.
**[02:13] ---**
If you're really grateful,
**[02:15] ---**
you should to show it in
some tangible way, ma'am.
**[02:17] ---**
For example, being relieved of
household duties for one week
**[02:20] ---**
or sharing a bit of
your allowance with me...
**[02:24] ---**
Don't let it go to your head!
**[02:28] ---**
What is this?
**[02:29] ---**
S-Sis!
**[02:31] ---**
Help!
**[02:32] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[02:38] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[02:43] ---**
Giroro's Grand Rescue
Operation of Love, Sir!
**[02:48] ---**
Sis!
**[02:49] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[02:54] ---**
Lady Natsumi, you're so mean, ma'am!
**[02:56] ---**
Huh? Lady Natsumi?
**[02:57] ---**
We have trouble, Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:00] ---**
Sarge, what's going on?!
**[03:03] ---**
Hey! Let us out of these weird globes!
**[03:06] ---**
Natsumi!
**[03:14] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[03:18] ---**
I am an Eventarian.
**[03:20] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, as per our contract,
**[03:23] ---**
I have come to receive the Pekoponians.
***SIGN*** Contract???
**[03:26] ---**
Contract?
**[03:27] ---**
Hey! What's this about a contract?!
**[03:29] ---**
Well, now, what could he be talking about?
**[03:31] ---**
I cannot have you playing dumb on me.
**[03:33] ---**
Here. As you can see, I even
have the contract we exchanged.
**[03:39] ---**
"On July 8, year 2005 of the Pekopon Era,
**[03:42] ---**
I will hand over two Pekoponians, sir.
**[03:44] ---**
In exchange, gimme one ticket to the
Space Soccer League Planet Keron match.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro
**[03:49] ---**
Sergeant Keroro."
**[03:51] ---**
Look, it's even signed
properly by you, Mr. Sergeant.
**[03:54] ---**
Ooh! This is definitely my handwriting!
**[03:57] ---**
And you accepted that ticket?!
**[03:59] ---**
It's true that before I came to Pekopon,
**[04:01] ---**
I went to the Space Soccer
League Planet Keron match, but...
**[04:04] ---**
What did you say?!
**[04:07] ---**
Two Pekoponians.
***SIGN*** Space Soccer League Planet Keron Match
**[04:09] ---**
A soccer ticket.
***SIGN*** Contract Fulfilled
**[04:11] ---**
Contract fulfilled!
**[04:12] ---**
You're just so...!
**[04:14] ---**
But I mean, this was before
coming to Pekopon, after all.
**[04:17] ---**
I never imagined that Lady Natsumi
and Master Fuyuki would...
**[04:20] ---**
A contract is a contract,
**[04:22] ---**
so I will be taking these two.
**[04:25] ---**
Sarge!
**[04:26] ---**
Stupid frog, how are you
going to make this right?!
**[04:29] ---**
Natsumi!
**[04:46] [SONG] ---**
One daba-daba-daba, one daba-da.
**[04:50] [SONG] ---**
Two daba-daba-daba, two daba-da.
**[04:53] [SONG] ---**
Three daba-daba-daba, three daba-da.
**[04:57] [SONG] ---**
Four daba-daba-daba, four daba-da.
**[04:59] ---**
Take off already!
**[05:00] ---**
Don't be in such a rush.
We know the enemy's location.
**[05:04] ---**
They haven't budged
from their satellite orbit.
**[05:14] ---**
B-But what do you suppose he
plans to do with Natchi and Fukki?
**[05:19] ---**
After I handed them over
in exchange for the ticket,
**[05:22] ---**
what was supposed to happen again?
**[05:23] ---**
It was just so long ago...
**[05:24] ---**
Remember it all!
**[05:27] ---**
Like maybe he'll turn them
into figurines, or something!
**[05:30] ---**
What?!
**[05:31] ---**
Pekoponians are rare,
so they'd go for a lot at auction.
**[05:38] ---**
I can't believe you could
think of something so horrible!
**[05:41] ---**
You're so cold-hearted!
**[05:43] ---**
When you get down to it,
this is all your fault, Mr. Sergeant!
**[05:47] ---**
N-Natsumi's going to be
turned into a figurine...
**[05:58] ---**
We have visual.
**[06:06] ---**
Ready to storm their position!
**[06:08] ---**
Send us out, Kululu!
**[06:09] ---**
Roger.
**[06:10] ---**
Click!
**[06:20] ---**
Natsumi!
**[06:25] ---**
Don't let your guard down.
**[06:32] ---**
This is kind of creepy.
**[06:42] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[06:46] ---**
Is Natsumi among them?
**[06:54] ---**
You jerkface!
**[06:58] ---**
Where's Natsumi?! Answer me?!
**[07:02] ---**
Calm down, Mr. Corporal.
That's just a stuffed suit.
**[07:06] ---**
A stuffed suit?!
***SIGN*** Zipper
**[07:07] ---**
A zipper on the back.
**[07:09] ---**
I hear voices from over there!
**[07:12] ---**
What?!
**[07:16] ---**
Natsumi!
**[07:18] ---**
Well, now, do we have an
unexpected last-minute participant?
**[07:24] ---**
Th-This place is...
**[07:27] ---**
Isn't this a taping of
*Who Wants to Be a Space Minniolaire?*
**[07:30] ---**
It's the real Mr. Minomo Taan!
***SIGN*** Taan Minomo
**[07:32] ---**
Okay, then. You, the red one.
**[07:34] ---**
Please come take the hot seat.
**[07:35] ---**
What?!
**[07:36] ---**
H-Hold on! Wh-What is this about?!
**[07:38] ---**
Let go! Let go!
**[07:42] ---**
Leave "Ask the Audience"
and the lifelines to us, sir.
**[07:45] ---**
Good luck, Mr. Corporal!
**[07:47] ---**
Don't get in my way!
**[07:52] ---**
What a waste!
**[07:54] ---**
If you'd won, the prize would've
been 10 million Space Euros, you know.
**[07:56] ---**
We don't have time for that!
**[07:59] ---**
Where did Tamama go?
**[08:01] ---**
Good question.
**[08:02] ---**
I can't believe this!
**[08:04] ---**
Tamama?
**[08:06] ---**
Natsumi!
**[08:08] ---**
We're recording here!
**[08:10] ---**
Hey, would you please stop that?
**[08:10] ---**
I cannot believe this!
**[08:11] ---**
Come on, please!
**[08:13] ---**
Sweets made by the Space Iron Chef
really are something else!
**[08:16] ---**
This is so delicious,
it is out of this world!
**[08:20] ---**
If you're his guardians, please
hurry up and take this kid away!
**[08:20] ---**
My greatest masterpiece!
**[08:23] ---**
Uh, well, we're not exactly his guardians...
**[08:26] ---**
So, Natsumi must be inside there!
**[08:28] ---**
I'm coming to save you, Natsumi!
**[08:34] ---**
You are so mean, blowing
such tasty sweets to smithereens!
**[08:38] ---**
Hey, where did Keroro go?
**[08:42] ---**
For real?!
**[08:43] ---**
Keroro!
**[08:45] ---**
Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Recording
**[08:49] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[08:50] ---**
Take a look.
**[08:51] ---**
They're dubbing the Space language
version of *Captain Geroro!*
**[08:54] ---**
It's the real Space Watanabe Kumiko, sir!
**[08:57] ---**
Wow!
**[08:58] ---**
Okay, that was good. Thank you very much.
**[09:05] ---**
Ms. Space Watanabe Kumiko!
***SIGN*** Space
**[09:08] ---**
Space Watanabe Kumiko.
***SIGN*** Watanabe
Kumiko
**[09:11] ---**
Please give me your autograph, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Studio 3
Captain Geroro
(Space Language
version)
Ms. Space
Watanabe Kumiko
**[09:14] ---**
While you're at it, would you
mind signing it to "Sergeant Keroro"?
***SIGN*** Squeak
Squeak
***SIGN*** To Sergeant Keroro Space
**[09:20] ---**
I'll never wash my back for
the rest of my life, ma'am!
**[09:24] ---**
Don't you feel sad when winter comes?
**[09:29] ---**
That's a famous line from
Episode 51 of *Captain Geroro,* right?!
**[09:33] ---**
That's so awesome! I heard it live!
**[09:35] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, we have to hurry on!
**[09:38] ---**
Kumiko!
**[09:43] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:44] ---**
Wait for me!
**[09:48] ---**
This is wonderful craftsmanship.
***SIGN*** Space Outrageous Appraisal Team
**[09:50] ---**
Space Outrageous Appraisal Team!
**[09:55] ---**
I saw it!
**[09:56] ---**
Master! Master!
**[09:58] ---**
Oh, my! He's dead!
***SIGN*** Space: The Housekeeper ended up seeing it
**[09:59] ---**
Space: The Housekeeper ended up seeing it.
**[10:02] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:06] ---**
Space edition!
**[10:07] ---**
Ultra-Spirit!
***SIGN*** Ultra-Spirit
**[10:08] ---**
Jabariser!
***SIGN*** Ultra-Spirit
Jabariser
**[10:11] ---**
You have done well to
come this far, Jabariser.
**[10:13] ---**
You!
**[10:15] ---**
Where did you put Natsumi?!
**[10:16] ---**
Wh-Who the heck is this guy?
**[10:18] ---**
Cut! Who let that guy in?!
**[10:22] ---**
Don't get in my way!
**[10:35] ---**
Darn it! Where's Natsumi?!
**[10:38] ---**
Darn it!
**[10:39] ---**
You're in my way!
**[10:42] ---**
Let go!
**[10:45] ---**
Even while I'm doing this, Natsumi is...
**[10:48] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:49] ---**
Natsumi! Natsumi!
**[10:53] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:54] ---**
Natsumi! Natsumi!
**[10:55] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:58] ---**
Over here!
**[11:00] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:02] ---**
Natsumi! Is that where you are?!
**[11:05] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:06] ---**
Everyone, come gather over here!
**[11:09] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:11] ---**
You're all right!
**[11:12] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:14] ---**
Giroro...
**[11:16] ---**
What are you doing running towards me?
**[11:19] ---**
Wh-What?
***SIGN*** Space Together with Mommy!!
**[11:21] ---**
Space Together with Mommy.
**[11:24] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[11:25] ---**
Natchi!
**[11:27] ---**
Sheesh! You scared the kids,
so now they've started crying!
**[11:30] ---**
And right when everyone was
getting into the swing of things, too!
**[11:36] ---**
I see!
**[11:38] ---**
Have two Pekoponians make
an appearance for an event.
**[11:41] ---**
So that was what the
contract was about, sir.
**[11:45] ---**
Thanks to you, this event
has been a great success.
**[11:48] ---**
That being said,
**[11:50] ---**
I will be holding you fully responsible
**[11:52] ---**
for the rampage you went on.
**[11:57] ---**
In the end, with the repair costs
for the sets and robots they destroyed
**[11:59] ---**
as well as the damages for
the shows they messed up,
**[12:01] ---**
the Keroro Platoon wound up
with increased expenses yet again!
**[12:16] ---**
Well, well, Natsumi-chan.
**[12:18] ---**
Getting all dressed up for once?
**[12:20] ---**
What do you mean "for once"?!
**[12:21] ---**
Oh, pardon me.
**[12:23] ---**
Hey, which do you think will look better?
**[12:25] ---**
What? You're asking me?
**[12:27] ---**
Hmm...
**[12:28] ---**
I guess I'd have to say the red one.
**[12:30] ---**
Really?
**[12:33] ---**
Oh? You're all by yourself, Giroro?
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
**[12:37] ---**
A-Are you going out somewhere, Natsumi?
***SIGN*** Got a date. ♥
**[12:41] ---**
I've got a date today.
**[12:45] ---**
Oh, just a date.
**[12:50] ---**
What?!
**[12:51] ---**
A date?!
**[12:53] ---**
Slow reaction!
**[12:57] ---**
Natsumi & Koyuki's
Heart-Pounding First Date, Sir!
***SIGN*** Stare
***SIGN*** Lurk
**[13:08] ---**
Oh-ho, so that's the face of
a maiden in love, sir.
**[13:13] ---**
What are you guys doing here?!
**[13:16] ---**
Well, I happened to hear that
Lady Natsumi was going on a date.
***SIGN*** Attention!
**[13:20] ---**
This is the perfect opportunity
**[13:21] ---**
to investigate the realities
of Pekoponian dating practices
**[13:24] ---**
and put them to use in our
invasion efforts, sir!
**[13:26] ---**
That is Mr. Sergeant for you!
**[13:28] ---**
It is amazing how you can take
just killing time
**[13:30] ---**
and make it seem
justifiably work-related!
**[13:32] ---**
This just might be
**[13:34] ---**
our chance to find Lady Natsumi's
weakness, after all, sir.
**[13:38] ---**
Just go home!
**[13:40] ---**
Oh, it looks like someone is here!
**[13:44] ---**
Mountains!
**[13:45] ---**
Huh?
**[13:46] ---**
Moun-tains!
**[13:47] ---**
Wh-What?
**[13:48] ---**
So, if I say "mountains," you say...
**[13:50] ---**
If you say "mountains,"
I say... "r-river"?
**[13:53] ---**
That's the Natsumi-san I know!
**[13:55] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[13:56] ---**
Watchwords are an essential part
of rendezvous for ninjas, after all.
**[13:59] ---**
I-Is that so...
**[14:01] ---**
But, Koyuki-chan, we're on a
normal shopping trip today,
**[14:04] ---**
so let's try to act as
normal as possible, okay?
**[14:06] ---**
Understood!
**[14:07] ---**
Please teach me all kinds
of things, Natsumi-san.
**[14:10] ---**
Aw, darn. So her date is
with Lady Koyuki, sir.
**[14:14] ---**
I totally thought it was
going to be with Saburo-senpai.
**[14:17] ---**
There is not much there
to tease her about.
***SIGN*** Whew...
**[14:20] ---**
So that's what it was.
**[14:22] ---**
However!
**[14:24] ---**
Who's there?!
**[14:29] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[14:32] ---**
That's strange. I sensed
a weird presence just now.
**[14:35] ---**
Are you sure you didn't just imagine it?
**[14:37] ---**
More importantly, don't use throwing
stars and things in the city, either.
**[14:40] ---**
Understood!
**[14:42] ---**
Be as normal as possible, right?
**[14:51] ---**
Natsumi-san, there's room over here!
**[14:53] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan, that's not a seat!
**[14:55] ---**
What? It's not?
**[14:58] ---**
I think it would be more
fun up there. That's too bad.
**[15:01] ---**
Be as normal as possible,
Koyuki-chan.
**[15:04] ---**
Well, as long as I'm next to you,
I'm happy either way.
**[15:09] ---**
So this is what they call a "train."
**[15:11] ---**
What? This is your first time on a train?
**[15:14] ---**
Yes. This is a first for me.
**[15:16] ---**
Then how have you been
getting around all this time?
**[15:18] ---**
Huh? Well, normal ways,
like running, jumping, riding kites,
**[15:23] ---**
diving, digging, rolling...
**[15:25] ---**
I-Is that so...
**[15:27] ---**
That reminds me. You smell
different from usual today, Natsumi-san.
**[15:32] ---**
I borrowed some of Mom's perfume.
**[15:34] ---**
Oh, smells so good.
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[15:36] ---**
If her date is with Azumaya Koyuki,
**[15:39] ---**
I shouldn't need to worry, but...
**[15:42] ---**
What's this uneasiness I feel?!
**[15:45] ---**
So slow.
**[15:46] ---**
Can't this thing go any faster?
**[15:48] ---**
It is so lame. It does not even have
an ether drive or warp capabilities.
**[15:52] ---**
Pekopon's vehicles really
aren't anything special, sir.
**[15:57] ---**
That's the New Reds Arrow!
***SIGN*** New Reds Arrow
**[15:59] ---**
The new one that came out to replace
**[16:01] ---**
the 5000 series first generation Reds Arrow!
**[16:03] ---**
You know an awful lot about them
for saying they're not anything special.
**[16:07] ---**
Well, I figured I should at least keep tabs
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[16:09] ---**
on the things that interest Pekoponian kids.
**[16:14] ---**
I'm pretty sure it should be around here...
**[16:16] ---**
There it is!
**[16:18] ---**
Look, on the third floor of that building.
**[16:20] ---**
People rave that their parfaits
are really delicious!
**[16:23] ---**
Par-fays?
**[16:23] ---**
I'm kind of looking forward to this.
**[16:25] ---**
I hear they have all kinds of parfaits.
**[16:29] ---**
See? This magazine says
it's a top recommendation...
**[16:32] ---**
Huh? Koyuki-chan?
**[16:33] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[16:35] ---**
What are you doing? Hurry up!
**[16:39] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[16:42] ---**
I don't know about how things are
in the ninja world,
**[16:45] ---**
but normal girls don't
walk on walls and stuff.
**[16:47] ---**
Understood!
Be as normal as possible, right?
**[16:51] ---**
Wow! This is fantastic!
**[16:55] ---**
Oh, Koyuki-chan.
**[16:59] ---**
What to do?
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[17:00] ---**
I want a parfait, too.
**[17:02] ---**
But we couldn't possibly
reveal ourselves in public,
**[17:06] ---**
and yet, with the anti-barriers up,
**[17:08] ---**
we wouldn't be able to order
from the servers, either, sir.
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[17:11] ---**
I'm going!
**[17:12] ---**
Giroro!
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[17:13] ---**
Going in looking like that is a bad idea!
**[17:15] ---**
You'll get stars thrown at you!
**[17:17] ---**
I swear! This leaves us
with no choice, sir.
**[17:22] ---**
Our story is that Tamao and Giroroh
are fighting over Keroko,
**[17:25] ---**
and this date is for them to settle things.
**[17:27] ---**
Roger.
**[17:28] ---**
Hmph. A necessary ruse to avoid suspicion...
**[17:31] ---**
Uh, you're plenty suspicious.
**[17:33] ---**
Wow! I have never seen such a colorful sweet!
**[17:37] ---**
After all, when it came to sweets,
we only had things like red bean jelly,
***SIGN*** Red Bean Jelly
***SIGN*** Dried Sweet Potato
**[17:39] ---**
dried sweet potato, and
brown-sugar-coated fried dough.
***SIGN*** Brown-Sugar-Coated
Fried Dough
**[17:42] ---**
Those are definitely all dull,
plain colored sweets.
**[17:44] ---**
I'd like the same one as that one.
**[17:46] ---**
Natsumi, say, "Ah!"
**[17:49] ---**
What? You don't have to do that!
**[17:50] ---**
Don't be shy! "Ah!"
**[17:52] ---**
Ah!
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[17:57] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, let us also act like a
lovey-dovey couple to avoid suspicion.
**[18:02] ---**
One bite for you, Mr. Sergeant. "Ah!"
**[18:05] ---**
Ah!
**[18:06] ---**
It's very delicious!
**[18:08] ---**
One bite for me! Ah!
**[18:12] ---**
One bite for you, Mr. Sergeant. "Ah!"
**[18:15] ---**
Ah!
**[18:17] ---**
Wait. Isn't my bite smaller?
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[18:19] ---**
Not at all! Going on a
date is such fun, is it not?
**[18:23] ---**
Oh, Natsumi, you have cream
on your cheek.
**[18:25] ---**
Huh?
**[18:28] ---**
Oh, thanks, Koyuki-chan.
**[18:34] ---**
Huh?
**[18:35] ---**
Who's there?!
**[18:40] ---**
Please, no rough-housing
in the restaurant, Miss!
**[18:43] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[18:44] ---**
What? Oh, I'm sorry, Natsumi-san!
**[18:49] ---**
Absolutely no throwing stars
or sticking to ceilings!
**[18:52] ---**
Right. I promise. For sure, this time.
**[18:55] ---**
Pinky swear!
**[18:57] ---**
Oh, honestly.
**[19:01] ---**
I missed my chance to eat the
parfait because of you, Mr. Corporal.
**[19:04] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[19:06] ---**
Parfaits are pretty expensive, aren't they?
**[19:08] ---**
I could buy a Gundam model for that...
**[19:13] ---**
What about something like this?
**[19:15] ---**
Ooh!
**[19:17] ---**
What do you think?
**[19:19] ---**
Huh?
**[19:22] ---**
Ninja Art: Seven Specters!
**[19:23] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[19:25] ---**
Right. Normal as possible.
**[19:27] ---**
What do you think, Tamao-san?
**[19:29] ---**
Oh, you're beautiful!
**[19:49] ---**
Jealousy! Move it, damn you!
**[19:52] ---**
Keroko, let's play with Gundam models!
**[19:54] ---**
Oh, my! This is wonderful!
**[19:56] ---**
What happened to putting on an act?!
**[20:09] ---**
I feel sick, sir.
**[20:10] ---**
That's because you got
carried away like a kid.
**[20:12] ---**
Pathetic.
**[20:14] ---**
I had a lot of fun today, getting
to spend time like a normal girl.
**[20:20] ---**
Would you take me out again?
**[20:22] ---**
Of course.
**[20:23] ---**
Oh, I know.
**[20:26] ---**
I'd like two of these.
**[20:31] ---**
We'll do this again sometime.
It's a promise.
**[20:36] ---**
Ooh! It's like a ninja's pledge!
**[20:39] ---**
I'll cherish it, Natsumi-san.
**[20:41] ---**
Sure.
**[20:42] ---**
Shall we get going soon?
**[20:44] ---**
Then I'll say goodbye here.
**[20:49] ---**
Oof!
**[20:51] ---**
Natsumi-san! See you again tomorrow!
**[20:56] ---**
You're still not normal, Koyuki-chan...
**[21:00] ---**
I swear! It's all because
you had to go and get seasick!
**[21:03] ---**
We've lost sight of Natchi!
**[21:07] ---**
Hmph! Curse you, Lady Natsumi!
**[21:09] ---**
We'll catch you in the act
for sure next time, sir!
**[21:12] ---**
What about me?
**[21:14] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[21:15] ---**
We haven't been following
you or anything, Natchi!
**[21:18] ---**
Hmm? So you *were* following me!
**[21:22] ---**
How dare you sneak around,
chasing after us?!
**[21:24] ---**
Hold it right there! Hey!
**[21:26] ---**
You stupid frog!
**[21:30] ---**
I am most pleased for you, Koyuki-dono.
**[21:32] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:33] ---**
Say, Dororo,
**[21:35] ---**
I felt like we were being
followed all day long today, but...
**[21:39] ---**
I did as you instructed and
I have been home the whole time.
**[21:43] ---**
It was different from your presence.
**[21:46] ---**
But I never did figure out who it was.
**[21:48] ---**
Koyuki-dono?
**[21:50] ---**
I wonder if my ninja senses have dulled
**[21:52] ---**
since I've become friends with Natsumi-san.
**[21:54] ---**
That makes me a bit sad, but...
**[21:59] ---**
You adore the idea of being
a normal girl, do you not?
**[22:03] ---**
In that case, perhaps that is also fine.
**[22:09] ---**
Yeah! You're right!
**[22:11] ---**
Don't worry, Koyuki-chan.
You are plenty good as a ninja.
**[22:16] ---**
Rest easy.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
It is rather late to be introducing
myself after all this time,
**[23:54] ---**
but I'm the ghost girl.
**[23:56] ---**
When you think of summer,
it is our season to shine.
**[23:58] ---**
Isn't it?
**[23:59] ---**
So please give me more screen time!
**[24:02] ---**
Also, maybe a name soon...?
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
when it comes to summer,
**[24:06] ---**
it's all about dates, right?
**[24:07] ---**
"Fuyuki & Momoka's
Secret Mystery Date, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: Come On,
Let's Make a Video Game, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E67 - Fuyuki & Momoka's Secret Mystery Date, Sir! / Keroro: Come On, Let's Make a Video Game, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WG4E/fuyuki--momokas-secret-mystery-date-sir--keroro-come-on-lets-make-a-video-game-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:34] ---**
Hey, have you heard?
**[01:36] ---**
About that thing, right?
**[01:37] ---**
They say it's on the bank
of Inner-Tokyo River.
**[01:40] ---**
In that old school building
no one goes to.
**[01:42] ---**
Yeah... and they say... that it's haunted!
**[01:46] ---**
No way!
**[01:48] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[01:49] ---**
Yes?
***SIGN*** Occult Club About the School Mystery Spot
**[01:50] ---**
Let's not waste any time and go tonight.
**[01:52] ---**
What?
**[01:53] ---**
A mysterious supernatural phenomenon
**[01:55] ---**
that occurs at an abandoned school building!
**[01:56] ---**
As an occult research club, we can't miss
this opportunity to investigate it.
**[02:01] ---**
Exploring a horror spot
with just Fuyuki-kun and me?
**[02:05] ---**
Could that... possibly mean...?!
**[02:08] ---**
Aw! I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
**[02:11] ---**
It'll be okay. Because I'll protect you!
**[02:13] ---**
Okay!
**[02:16] ---**
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, nothing! Let's go, Fuyuki-kun!
**[02:25] ---**
Fuyuki & Momoka's
Secret Mystery Date, Sir!
***SIGN*** Night Duty Room
**[02:40] ---**
It's so hoooot!
**[02:42] ---**
It's so hot, sir!
**[02:44] ---**
It's suddenly gotten very summery,
**[02:46] ---**
and it's getting to me, sir.
**[02:49] ---**
The rumors are flying on
message boards online, too.
**[02:53] ---**
We will make this location
known as a mystery spot,
**[02:56] ---**
and in time,
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Mysteryland
Opening Soon!!
**[02:57] ---**
we'll turn it into a tourist spot
called "Kero-Kero Mysteryland"!
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Mysteryland Entrance
**[03:00] ---**
We'll charge people an admission fee,
**[03:02] ---**
and they'll come seeking thrills
and chills on summer nights.
**[03:05] ---**
And furthermore, if we rake it in
through the sale of related goods,
***SIGN*** Kero-Kero Mysteryland
Opening Soon!!
**[03:08] ---**
the Pekopon invasion budget
will be sitting pretty, sir!
**[03:12] ---**
Uncle, we have our first visitors of the day!
**[03:15] ---**
Or, like, business booming?
**[03:17] ---**
Ooh! Then let us get fired up
and scare them, sir!
**[03:21] ---**
Master Fuyuki and Lady Momoka?
**[03:23] ---**
What shall we do, Uncle?
**[03:26] ---**
What a stroke of good luck!
**[03:28] ---**
If we can scare Master Fuyuki, who
is a connoisseur of all things occult,
**[03:31] ---**
our plan is all but assured
of success, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Horror!! Operation Seven Mysteries of the School
**[03:36] ---**
Horror! The Seven Mysteries of the School!
***SIGN*** Mystery 1
**[03:40] ---**
Number 1, the standard
Hanako-san in the bathroom.
**[03:42] ---**
Number 2, the painting of dancing ballerinas.
***SIGN*** Mystery 2
***SIGN*** Mystery 3
**[03:46] ---**
Number 3, the terrifying music room.
***SIGN*** Mystery 4
**[03:49] ---**
Number 4, the skeleton in the science room.
**[03:51] ---**
And we skip 5 and 6...
***SIGN*** Mystery 5 & 6
***SIGN*** Omitted Numbers
**[03:53] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Mystery 7
**[03:54] ---**
Number 7,
**[03:55] ---**
a female high school student
**[03:57] ---**
lingering alone in a
supposedly empty classroom.
**[03:59] ---**
This will be your role, Lady Mois.
**[04:01] ---**
Yes, Uncle.
**[04:03] ---**
Hold on! You said seven mysteries,
but that's only five!
**[04:06] ---**
We're not going to
sweat the details, sir.
**[04:09] ---**
Master Fuyuki, may you cry out
in the abyss of terror, sir!
**[04:15] ---**
The deterioration here is pretty advanced.
**[04:17] ---**
It's so creepy!
**[04:21] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:23] ---**
Are you all right, Nishizawa-san?
**[04:25] ---**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
**[04:27] ---**
Oh! The warmth of Fuyuki-kun's hand!
**[04:30] ---**
What'll I do if Fuyuki-kun hears
how my heart's pounding?
**[04:35] ---**
Huh?
**[04:39] ---**
Wh-What could that sound be?
**[04:43] ---**
Th-Those are...
**[04:44] ---**
...rappings!
**[04:46] ---**
What are those?
**[04:48] ---**
They're mysterious sounds
that are said to be deeply related
**[04:51] ---**
to paranormal phenomena.
***SIGN*** Bathroom
**[05:06] ---**
I am Hanako!
**[05:09] ---**
Now, come over here and play with me!
***SIGN*** Bathroom
**[05:13] ---**
I was pretty sure the sound was
coming from somewhere over here...
**[05:16] ---**
It looks like a restroom...
**[05:18] ---**
A school restroom?!
**[05:20] ---**
Does that mean
**[05:21] ---**
this could be the famous
Hanako-san in the bathroom?
**[05:24] ---**
That's right! I am Hanako!
**[05:27] ---**
Come in here already!
**[05:35] ---**
What's wrong, Nishizawa-san?!
**[05:37] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, th-there!
**[05:39] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Girls' Bathroom
**[05:41] ---**
Girls' bathroom!
**[05:42] ---**
This place may be abandoned,
**[05:43] ---**
but going into a girls' bathroom
would be bad, wouldn't it?
**[05:46] ---**
Shall we go?
**[05:50] ---**
I am Hanako!
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[05:51] ---**
Wait... no!
**[05:56] ---**
Mystery 1 has failed.
**[05:57] ---**
Th-This is nothing! Next, sir! Next!
**[06:00] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[06:02] ---**
Oh, Keroro-kun.
**[06:04] ---**
So if I dance in this outfit,
**[06:05] ---**
it will make Master Fuyuki
and Lady Momoka happy?
**[06:08] ---**
That's exactly right, sir.
**[06:10] ---**
Have faith in yourself,
and let's get dancing!
**[06:12] ---**
Understood! I will dance with
all the enthusiasm I can muster!
**[06:16] ---**
It'll be dangerous if the floor
gives way again or something,
**[06:19] ---**
so we'd better not go upstairs.
Let's call it a day, and...
**[06:21] ---**
N-No!
**[06:23] ---**
If we go home now,
I won't get to cling to you!
**[06:25] ---**
I mean, it will reflect badly
on the occult research club!
***SIGN*** Clench
**[06:29] ---**
All right. Then, just a little longer.
**[06:32] ---**
I'm not gonna let this chance slip away!
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[06:36] ---**
It looks like this is the art room.
**[06:39] ---**
Nothing seems
particularly out of the ordinary.
**[06:44] ---**
There are a lot of things in here, though.
**[06:47] ---**
There's a statue over here.
**[06:49] ---**
It feels rather creepy.
**[06:51] ---**
But it seems unrelated to
any kind of occult phenomena.
**[06:55] ---**
That is true.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[07:02] ---**
Seven Mysteries #2 also failed.
**[07:04] ---**
We're not finished yet!
**[07:06] ---**
We will go with 3 next, sir!
***SIGN*** Music Room
**[07:08] ---**
Corporal Giroro,
I'm counting on you, sir!
**[07:10] ---**
R-Right! Leave it to me!
**[07:13] ---**
I-If you're gonna come, bring it!
**[07:15] ---**
Please come soon!
**[07:17] ---**
This creepy atmosphere...
**[07:19] ---**
Even I can't...
**[07:21] ---**
D-Dumbo! Don't glower at me like that!
**[07:28] ---**
I'm begging you...
**[07:30] ---**
Please stop.
**[07:32] ---**
Da-da-da-dun.
**[07:34] ---**
It's the music room, but...
**[07:36] ---**
Nothing seems particularly
out of the ordinary here, either.
**[07:44] ---**
What could this be?
**[07:50] ---**
The portrait!
**[07:52] ---**
Let's get out of here!
**[07:58] ---**
Target on the move,
**[07:59] ---**
heading from the music room
towards the science room!
**[08:02] ---**
That was somewhat
**[08:03] ---**
different from what we had
originally planned, sir.
**[08:06] ---**
But it worked out in the end, sir!
**[08:07] ---**
Next up is #4 of the Seven Mysteries.
**[08:10] ---**
We'll follow up hard on the heels
of that success, sir!
***SIGN*** Science Room
**[08:16] ---**
What in the world was that?
**[08:19] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[08:22] ---**
This is my golden opportunity.
**[08:25] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, I'm scared!
**[08:28] ---**
It'll be okay. I'll protect you. You'll see.
***SIGN*** Who is this?
**[08:32] ---**
Uh, but like, who is that?
**[08:35] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! Here I go!
**[08:41] ---**
I'm scared!
**[08:49] ---**
Dendro, dendro, dendro, dendro, dendro...
**[08:53] ---**
A dancing skeleton?!
**[08:55] ---**
Dendro-bium.
**[08:59] ---**
You idiot! This is no time to be scared!
**[09:02] ---**
Th-That's true...
**[09:03] ---**
Dendro, dendro...
**[09:05] ---**
Now's your chance, Momoka!
**[09:07] ---**
I'm scared, Fuyuki-kun!
**[09:10] ---**
Huh?
**[09:11] ---**
This way, Nishizawa-san!
**[09:12] ---**
Why?!
**[09:14] ---**
Dendro!
**[09:18] ---**
Behold the formidable power
**[09:20] ---**
of this science room
skeleton-type Pekoponian suit!
**[09:24] ---**
Dendro!
**[09:26] ---**
Dendro!
**[09:29] ---**
That's enough already, ya jerk!
**[09:33] ---**
Smack!
**[09:36] ---**
Sarge?!
**[09:38] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[09:39] ---**
So Mystery 4 also failed, huh?
**[09:44] ---**
So the paranormal phenomena
at this school were pranks of yours, Sarge?
**[09:51] ---**
I swear...
**[09:59] ---**
Mois-chan?
**[10:03] ---**
It's not nice to put ghosts on display.
**[10:07] ---**
I'm sorry, sir!
**[10:09] ---**
But what a disappointment.
**[10:10] ---**
Here I'd thought we'd
actually get to come across
**[10:12] ---**
some real occult phenomena, too.
**[10:14] ---**
I'm disappointed, too.
**[10:16] ---**
But you were the most ghost-like, Mois.
**[10:19] ---**
Even though you weren't scary,
because your turn came too late.
**[10:22] ---**
That's Lady Mois for you!
**[10:24] ---**
What? But I was watching
the monitor the whole time...
**[10:28] ---**
What?
**[10:32] ---**
There goes our plan to open Mysteryland.
**[10:34] ---**
Or, like, nothing endures?
**[10:39] ---**
What is the matter, Fuyuki-kun?
**[10:43] ---**
Oh, what are you all up to?
**[10:45] ---**
Sis, do you know the abandoned school
**[10:48] ---**
on the bank of Inner-Tokyo River?!
**[10:50] ---**
Oh, I know the place.
The one that got torn down, right?
**[10:55] ---**
That was a year or so ago, right?
**[10:59] ---**
It's an empty lot now, so it
looks all neat and tidy, doesn't it?
**[11:03] ---**
Then, the place we were at was...
**[11:06] ---**
Y-You've got to be mistaken
about that, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
**[11:09] ---**
Lady Mois, let's see the video we took
from the surveillance cameras!
**[11:13] ---**
Right!
**[11:23] ---**
Just what could have
been recorded on that video?
**[11:27] ---**
Due to its overly terrifying nature,
we cannot possibly show it to you.
**[11:49] ---**
Yes!
**[11:50] ---**
You're really into this game, Sis.
**[11:53] ---**
Shh! Be quiet for a bit!
**[11:55] ---**
All right! I'm finally on the last stage!
**[11:58] ---**
Here we go, Great Demon Lord of Evil!
**[12:00] ---**
Do you all play a lot of games?
**[12:04] ---**
It seems Natsumi-chan
**[12:05] ---**
is absorbed in a game for the
first time in a long while, but...
**[12:08] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[12:10] ---**
Look! Look!
**[12:11] ---**
The newly released MG Adzam!
**[12:14] ---**
It comes with M'Quve's fine vase, sir!
**[12:16] ---**
Hey, look! Look!
**[12:18] ---**
L-Look!
**[12:22] ---**
You... stupid... frog...!
**[12:25] ---**
Gero?
**[12:26] ---**
I was so close! Look what you did!
**[12:37] ---**
Such cruel treatment over
nothing more than a game...
**[12:41] ---**
Nothing more than a game...
**[12:43] ---**
And yet, nothing less than a game...
**[12:48] ---**
Keroro: Come On,
Let's Make a Video Game, Sir!
***SIGN*** Project Development Room Personnel Only
**[12:54] ---**
What?!
**[12:55] ---**
We're going to make a video game?
**[12:58] ---**
Why this, all of a sudden?
**[13:00] ---**
First, take a look at this, sir.
**[13:03] ---**
Pekoponians love video games.
**[13:06] ---**
From children to adults,
they are all obsessed, sir.
**[13:09] ---**
Therefore, if we pour all of
our Keronian technology into it
**[13:13] ---**
and make a super awesome game...
**[13:15] ---**
I see.
**[13:17] ---**
So we'll use that game to control
the Pekoponians as we please.
**[13:21] ---**
You're thinking on such
a small scale, sir!
**[13:23] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Exclusive Interview Huge Hit Keroro
**[13:24] ---**
If we can score all 10s in the
video game magazine ratings,
***SIGN*** Love Fighter The Legendary 16 Shots Per Second The Beanbag King
**[13:27] ---**
we can make a sequel, and then another,
turning it into a hugely popular franchise!
**[13:30] ---**
We'll also earn loads of royalties,
**[13:32] ---**
which will secure our livelihoods
for the next 10 years, sir!
***SIGN*** Royalty Income
***SIGN*** © Acquired
**[13:38] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, the smallness
of your thinking is amazing!
**[13:41] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
set up that device for us!
**[13:43] ---**
Roger.
**[13:45] ---**
Idea Realization Monitor. Floor mat type.
***SIGN*** Idea Realization Monitor
(Floor Mat Type)
**[13:49] ---**
Just wear this helmet,
and through 3D holographs,
**[13:52] ---**
everyone can see a three-dimensional
projection of your idea.
**[13:55] ---**
Then I will go first!
**[13:57] ---**
This is my idea for a game!
**[14:01] ---**
Gero?
**[14:02] ---**
I call it...
***SIGN*** Tamama's Snack Warehouse
**[14:03] ---**
*Snack Warehouse Guard!*
**[14:05] ---**
In the game, you can freely
eat whatever snacks you like.
**[14:08] ---**
But if you carelessly eat
from the bottom,
**[14:11] ---**
the mountain of snacks will collapse,
and it will be game over!
**[14:13] ---**
What do you think? Fun, right?
**[14:15] ---**
Eating snacks in-game
won't fill your stomach,
**[14:18] ---**
and above all else,
it's too mundane, sir!
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[14:20] ---**
Rejected!
**[14:21] ---**
What?
**[14:23] ---**
Then how about a practical game
that can come in handy in real life?
**[14:27] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** G66's Firearms Disassembly Time Trial Game
**[14:29] ---**
You have to swiftly disassemble firearms
**[14:31] ---**
and then reassemble them perfectly again.
**[14:33] ---**
A time trial game!
**[14:35] ---**
Disassembling and reassembling
and disassembling and reassembling...
**[14:38] ---**
Those who clear the handgun
will get to move on to the rifle.
**[14:42] ---**
After that, they'll clear the anti-tank gun,
**[14:44] ---**
and ultimately, they'll come to own
a heavy metal particle beam cannon!
**[14:49] ---**
What do you think?! A good idea, right?!
**[14:52] ---**
Only a niche group of gun
enthusiasts would buy that!
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[14:58] ---**
In that case, Uncle, how about a game
that features lots of cute animals?
**[15:03] ---**
Ooh!
***SIGN*** Mois's More-More Animal Fantasy Start
**[15:07] ---**
Ooh, this looks like it could be a hit
as a family-oriented game, sir.
***SIGN*** Mr. Jupiter
Back Select Next
***SIGN*** Peepy Woof
Charm Meowtsy
Sea Ribboon
**[15:12] ---**
First, you pick three animals to be your
partners, and a planet of your choice.
***SIGN*** Score
**[15:17] ---**
Once you've made your selection,
with your cute animals,
**[15:20] ---**
you will work cooperatively
to destroy your chosen planet.
**[15:24] ---**
Or, like, anguished screaming?
***SIGN*** Anguished Screaming
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[15:26] ---**
Lady Mois, that is not quite an idea
we'll be able to use, ma'am.
**[15:31] ---**
So sad...
**[15:32] ---**
Or, like, sinking feeling?
**[15:35] ---**
Then how about something like this?
**[15:38] ---**
One of those so-called
dating simulation games.
***SIGN*** Moé Simuation
**[15:42] ---**
Oh, so the target audience
will be limited to men, sir.
***SIGN*** .........
***SIGN*** Love Love Points
Perfect Love
**[15:45] ---**
But this is quite...
***SIGN*** You freaking moron~~~~~!!!
**[15:47] ---**
You freaking moron!
***SIGN*** Smaaaaaaack!!!
***SIGN*** Love Love Points
Still Love
**[15:49] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** You're an idiot, Onii-chan...
***SIGN*** Love Love Points
Perfect Love
**[15:51] ---**
An ordinary dating simulation
game would be boring,
***SIGN*** I hate you!
***SIGN*** Love Love Points
Iffy Love
**[15:54] ---**
so it's got an absolute
heartbreak system
***SIGN*** Let's stay friends.
**[15:56] ---**
where your love will always fail,
no matter how hard you try.
***SIGN*** Love Love Points
No Love
**[15:59] ---**
You died!
**[16:01] ---**
I suppose you could say
that this reflects reality.
**[16:04] ---**
I do not want to suffer
such pain in a game, sir.
**[16:08] ---**
Rejected! Rejected! Rejected!
**[16:09] ---**
If you can't see how entertaining
that is, it's no use talking to you.
**[16:14] ---**
I swear! Are you really even trying?!
**[16:17] ---**
Eh?! Do you get this?!
**[16:18] ---**
With projects like this,
you just need the flashiest visuals,
**[16:21] ---**
while keeping the work
required to a minimum!
**[16:24] ---**
Beyond that, you just market it
relentlessly, sir!
**[16:27] ---**
You're all going back to the drawing board
and coming up with new ideas!
**[16:30] ---**
The deadline is tomorrow morning!
**[16:32] ---**
Do you understand, men?!
***SIGN*** To Mr. Sergeant
***SIGN*** To Keroro
**[16:36] ---**
Wh-What in the world is this?
***SIGN*** To Uncle
***SIGN*** Put one coin in.
-Keroro
***SIGN*** Goodbye
**[16:39] ---**
Everyone has withdrawn from the project.
**[16:42] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** To Mr. Sergeant
**[16:43] ---**
My ideas get completely ignored,
so there is nothing fulfilling about this.
***SIGN*** To Keroro
**[16:48] ---**
It's wrong for you to expect us
to come up with ideas,
**[16:51] ---**
while you think of nothing yourself!
***SIGN*** To Uncle
**[16:54] ---**
I presented an idea that I thought was fun,
**[16:57] ---**
so it was a huge shock to have it rejected.
**[16:59] ---**
Or, like, workers' protest?
**[17:01] ---**
A difference of sensibilities.
***SIGN*** ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku A difference of sensibilities. ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku ku ku ku ku @ ku ku ku ku
**[17:03] ---**
No!
**[17:07] ---**
And here I was, dedicating
myself to leading this effort!
**[17:10] ---**
So I'm the sole bad guy here, sir?!
**[17:16] ---**
In that case, I'll become
a real bad guy, sir!
**[17:29] ---**
What the heck? Those guys...
**[17:32] ---**
My honorable leader.
**[17:34] ---**
Dororo.
**[17:35] ---**
Is there something that I, the bad guy,
can help you with, sir?
**[17:39] ---**
You know, Keroro-kun,
**[17:41] ---**
if it's not something you can enjoy yourself,
**[17:44] ---**
you can't expect others to enjoy it, either.
**[17:48] ---**
That's right.
**[17:49] ---**
For example, even when you
serve food to your customers,
**[17:53] ---**
you want to serve dishes that
you think are delicious, right?
**[17:56] ---**
I think it might be the
same for making games, too.
**[18:02] ---**
Dororo...
**[18:04] ---**
I was...
**[18:05] ---**
I was wrong, sir!
**[18:10] ---**
I will draw upon my
initial enthusiasm once again
**[18:11] ---**
and make a game that we would
want to play ourselves, sir!
**[18:16] ---**
Yes!
**[18:17] ---**
I'll do it!
**[18:19] ---**
I'll do it!
***SIGN*** Youth
**[18:21] ---**
I'll do it, sir!
**[18:27] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is probably depressed.
**[18:32] ---**
It'll be good medicine for him.
**[18:38] ---**
You guys!
**[18:40] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:41] ---**
I want you to help me once more, sir!
**[18:44] ---**
This time for sure, it will be our game!
**[18:46] ---**
Let us make a game that we would
want to play ourselves, sir!
**[18:53] ---**
I have been waiting to hear those words!
**[18:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:01] ---**
Took you long enough to figure that out.
**[19:03] ---**
Okay, everyone! Let's make
a real game, sir!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon Commence Game Production!!
**[19:07] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:08] ---**
Or, like, powers combined?
**[19:10] ---**
Or, like, you've forgotten
about me, haven't you?!
**[19:15] ---**
Thus, the reborn Keroro Platoon
gave rise to a revolutionary game!
**[19:24] ---**
Complete, sir!
**[19:28] ---**
A game that you stupid frogs made?
**[19:30] ---**
Is it actually fun?
**[19:33] ---**
We made it without any sleep or rest.
**[19:35] ---**
We are super, super confident
of our product, sir!
**[19:36] ---**
So? What do you expect us to do?
**[19:39] ---**
Before we offer it for sale,
we would love to hear
**[19:42] ---**
the candid opinion of the
average gamer, sir.
**[19:45] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:48] ---**
Wh-What's this?
**[19:50] ---**
Existing game consoles
**[19:52] ---**
cannot fully render our
grand vision, after all, sir.
**[19:55] ---**
And aren't the controllers oddly huge?
**[19:58] ---**
No, no, that kind of thing
will be a given in future games.
**[20:02] ---**
So, Sarge, what about
the crucial game software?
**[20:05] ---**
Oh, pardon me.
**[20:08] ---**
Th-This many?
**[20:10] ---**
Our ideas kept getting bigger and bigger,
**[20:12] ---**
so it ended up being a 256-disc
set of DVD-ROMs, sir.
**[20:15] ---**
256 discs...?
**[20:17] ---**
Never mind that!
**[20:18] ---**
Go on! Please get right
to trying it, sir.
***SIGN*** Super Keroron Quest
**[20:28] ---**
Wow, it looks pretty authentic.
***SIGN*** Main Menu
***SIGN*** Story Mode
Free Mode
2-Player
Coop Mode
Training Options
**[20:31] ---**
So the controls are the same
as your typical RPG, huh?
**[20:34] ---**
An intuitive interface is a
basic must, after all, sir.
**[20:38] ---**
Huh? We get thrown into
a jungle right from the start?
**[20:46] ---**
Wha?!
**[20:46] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
**[20:48] ---**
It came leaping out of the screen!
**[20:51] ---**
TVs connected to this game console
**[20:53] ---**
gain the ability to give
substance to objects!
**[20:55] ---**
This is truly a Pekoponian first!
***SIGN*** Pekoponian First!!
(Patent pending)
**[20:59] ---**
The controllers!
**[21:00] ---**
What?!
**[21:01] ---**
Come on! Shoot it before it gets you!
**[21:03] ---**
So we just have to shoot it, right?!
**[21:08] ---**
We did it!
**[21:09] ---**
Wait...
**[21:11] ---**
Oh, this is the stage that I came up with!
**[21:15] ---**
How are we supposed to
fight something like this?!
**[21:17] ---**
I'm passing on this stage!
**[21:19] ---**
You lose!
**[21:28] ---**
Wh-What are we supposed to do here?
**[21:30] ---**
It has begun!
**[21:32] ---**
This is where the stage
we came up with starts.
**[21:35] ---**
We can't take these guys down
or run away from them!
**[21:38] ---**
The difficulty is too high!
**[21:40] ---**
Oh, come on. Put forth a little effort,
and you'll clear it easily, sir.
**[21:44] ---**
No way that's true!
**[21:46] ---**
And the controller keeps
morphing like mad, too.
**[21:48] ---**
I can't put up with a
nonsensical game like this!
**[21:52] ---**
Why, you!
**[21:54] ---**
That's the greatest insult you
could fling against a game creator!
**[21:57] ---**
In that case,
**[21:59] ---**
I will show you how it's done, sir!
**[22:01] ---**
Are you paying attention, sir?!
**[22:03] ---**
Watch carefully...
**[22:08] ---**
We got you!
**[22:08] ---**
Poor Sergeant Keroro has
been sucked into the game world!
**[22:09] ---**
Help me!
**[22:11] ---**
Sarge!
**[22:12] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[22:15] ---**
Play your games one hour per day.
**[22:17] ---**
Don't forget to save often.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Lavie here. What should we do
to stay cool during the summer?
**[23:56] ---**
I have a suffocatingly fired up
big brother in the family,
**[23:58] ---**
and I can't even buy wind chimes,
to say nothing of an air conditioner unit.
**[24:01] ---**
I do have a round paper fan
I received as a gift, though.
**[24:03] ---**
Oh, I'm so sorry for asking
such a strange question.
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time we have
before and after shots by yours truly.
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro's Extreme Makeover:
Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Dororo: Here I Come!
Fateful Showdown, Sir!"
**[24:16] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:18] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E68 - Keroro's Extreme Makeover:Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir! / Dororo: Here I Come! Fateful Showdown, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDKE8/keroros-extreme-makeoverdramatic-renovations-edition-sir--dororo-here-i-come-fateful-showdown-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:30] ---**
It has begun! Summer break!
**[01:33] ---**
But that means you spend
more time at home than usual,
**[01:36] ---**
so do you ever find
yourself thinking things like...
**[01:40] ---**
"I wish we lived in a more fabulous home"?
**[01:45] ---**
In the hands of a skilled expert,
even the common-looking Sato residence...
**[01:49] ---**
...becomes a beautifully
renovated home, as you can see here.
**[01:54] ---**
That's so nice. I want to
live in a house like that, too.
**[01:57] ---**
Mom, let's renovate our house, too.
**[02:00] ---**
Hmm, renovate, huh?
**[02:02] ---**
I'd love to do it, but...
**[02:04] ---**
...it's just not reasonable.
**[02:05] ---**
Aww...
***SIGN*** Gero Gero Gero...
**[02:10] ---**
In that case, the most
skilled expert in the universe
**[02:11] ---**
will generously grant the Hinata
household their wish, sir.
**[02:16] ---**
Um, who is this most
skilled expert in the universe?
**[02:18] ---**
Me, of course, sir!
**[02:20] ---**
Oh. I was afraid of that.
**[02:25] ---**
Keroro's Extreme Makeover:
Dramatic Renovations Edition, Sir!
**[02:30] ---**
Aw, man, so I guess a renovation's
ultimately out of the question?
**[02:34] ---**
But there's nothing we're especially
unhappy with in our current home.
**[02:37] ---**
Well, with one exception.
**[02:39] ---**
You mean Sarge and his men?
**[02:41] ---**
Yup.
**[02:42] ---**
And a renovation wouldn't
solve that problem, anyway.
**[02:46] ---**
Hey, there, you two.
**[02:47] ---**
That voice!
**[02:51] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai!
**[02:54] ---**
I heard you renovated your house?
**[02:55] ---**
What?
**[02:56] ---**
Kululu e-mailed me, saying it's incredible,
**[02:59] ---**
so I should come see it within the day.
**[03:01] ---**
That's why I came to
drop by for a quick visit.
**[03:06] ---**
But as you can see, nothing has changed...
**[03:09] ---**
Yeah...
**[03:10] ---**
A-Anyway, please come in
instead of standing around out here.
**[03:24] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[03:27] ---**
This is incredible.
**[03:29] ---**
That stupid frog's behind this, isn't he?!
**[03:32] ---**
N-Natsumi-chan!
**[03:35] ---**
That's a wall painting...
**[03:37] ---**
But I guess it's too late to say that now.
**[03:40] ---**
Well, well, I see that you're all here.
**[03:42] ---**
Welcome home, sir.
**[03:44] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[03:45] ---**
What's the big idea,
pulling a stunt like this?!
**[03:48] ---**
I have realized the renovation
that you all dreamed of, ma'am.
**[03:52] ---**
How can you call this a renovation?!
**[03:54] ---**
We can't go into the house!
**[03:56] ---**
Non, non, non, non, non.
**[03:58] ---**
That's exactly what we're aiming for.
**[04:01] ---**
Even if you open the front door,
you cannot enter the house.
**[04:04] ---**
This is truly the ultimate
security measure, sir!
**[04:06] ---**
What about those of us who live here?
How do we get into the house?
**[04:10] ---**
Is this it?
**[04:12] ---**
Ah! That's Master Saburo for you!
**[04:14] ---**
You have very good instincts, sir!
**[04:18] ---**
Welcome!
**[04:19] ---**
Or, like, many callers?
**[04:21] ---**
And now, into the skilled expert's
world of excitement and dreams!
**[04:24] ---**
We'll show you all the way, sir!
**[04:28] ---**
First, we have the entryway.
**[04:29] ---**
It comes with super-huge,
large-capacity, mirrored storage units.
**[04:34] ---**
The hallway leading to the living room
**[04:36] ---**
is lined with statues
of the mobile suit Gyan,
**[04:39] ---**
filling the space with the expert's
unique sense of playfulness.
**[04:44] ---**
And when you open the door,
which we kept the same,
**[04:46] ---**
there you will find...
**[04:49] ---**
...your living room, reborn
into this spacious version of itself.
**[04:53] ---**
Or, like, extra massive?
**[04:55] ---**
Isn't this too big?
**[04:56] ---**
I think you could have
a soccer match in here.
**[04:58] ---**
You could invite 10,000 friends, sir.
**[05:01] ---**
Like we'd ever have that many over.
**[05:03] ---**
Sarge, aren't we just in the
usual underground base here?
**[05:06] ---**
Non, non, non.
**[05:07] ---**
Take a look outside the window.
**[05:11] ---**
Huh? What's going on here?
**[05:15] ---**
That's because we're using the Dirac sea.
**[05:18] ---**
The Dirac sea?
**[05:19] ---**
Well, if I had to sum it up,
**[05:21] ---**
I suppose you could call it a space
where you can make anything,
**[05:23] ---**
as long as you have energy.
**[05:23] ---**
All particles, regardless of
whether they're bosons or fermions,
**[05:25] ---**
have a negative energy solution,
**[05:26] ---**
which is to say, they have
corresponding antiparticles.
***SIGN*** Bosons
Fermions
Negative Energy
**[05:27] ---**
As long as you have sufficient energy,
**[05:28] ---**
you can produce particles and
***SIGN*** Path Integral Formulation
Alpha Decay
Uncertainty Principle
**[05:29] ---**
their corresponding antiparticles in pairs.
**[05:30] ---**
Uh, we can't make heads or tails
of this, so let's get on with the story.
***SIGN*** Minovsky Particles
Bonus Odds
Lone Cherry
**[05:30] ---**
And conversely, by bringing particles
**[05:32] ---**
and antiparticles together,
***SIGN*** Three Large Honors
Long Shot
Naked Pair Wait
**[05:32] ---**
you can annihilate them.
**[05:35] ---**
So? I'd like to serve tea to Saburo-senpai.
**[05:38] ---**
How am I supposed to do that?
**[05:39] ---**
Oh, Natsumi-chan, please don't mind me.
**[05:42] ---**
The furniture placement
is the same as before.
**[05:52] ---**
H-Here you are.
**[05:53] ---**
There, there, please don't mind me.
**[05:55] ---**
It's too spacious. I can't relax at all.
**[05:59] ---**
Heave...
**[05:59] ---**
Ho...
**[05:59] ---**
To get to the second floor,
you take a human-powered lift.
**[06:00] ---**
Heave...
**[06:00] ---**
Ho...
**[06:01] ---**
Heave...
**[06:01] ---**
Ho...
**[06:02] ---**
Heave...
**[06:02] ---**
Ho...
**[06:03] ---**
Heave...
**[06:03] ---**
Ho...
**[06:03] ---**
The intent is to give the family a way
to always cooperate with each other.
**[06:04] ---**
Heave...
**[06:04] ---**
Ho...
**[06:05] ---**
Heave...
**[06:05] ---**
Ho...
**[06:06] ---**
Heave...
**[06:06] ---**
A unique touch by the expert,
brimming with thoughtfulness.
**[06:06] ---**
Ho...
**[06:07] ---**
Heave...
**[06:07] ---**
Ho...
**[06:08] ---**
Heave...
**[06:08] ---**
Ho...
**[06:09] ---**
Heave...
**[06:09] ---**
Ho...
**[06:10] ---**
This is Natsumi-san's room.
**[06:13] ---**
Grandly transformed into the
romantic room that every girl dreams of.
**[06:17] ---**
Or, like, gorgeous splendor?
**[06:19] ---**
This is fabulous!
**[06:20] ---**
Lady Natsumi, I claim to grant the
wishes and dreams of the inhabitants,
**[06:24] ---**
and those words were no lie, were they?
**[06:26] ---**
Yeah! I've got renewed respect
for you! You really did it!
**[06:29] ---**
Incidentally, over there is
a devilishly clever detail,
**[06:33] ---**
which utilizes a dimensional portal.
**[06:34] ---**
What's this?
**[06:37] ---**
What about this is a
"devilishly clever detail"?
**[06:41] ---**
What was that?
**[06:43] ---**
Next up is Master Fuyuki's room, sir.
**[06:51] ---**
This room makes full use of pyramid power.
**[06:54] ---**
And rice cakes won't
mold here, either, sir.
**[06:56] ---**
Not only that, but...
**[07:01] ---**
Your favorite stargazing
will be at your fingertips.
**[07:04] ---**
That thing's hooked up
to Planet Keron,
**[07:07] ---**
so you'll be able to
observe the solar system
**[07:09] ---**
from outside the Milky Way Galaxy.
**[07:12] ---**
Really?!
**[07:13] ---**
Oh, it charges money, huh?
**[07:16] ---**
Wow!
**[07:18] ---**
Huh?
**[07:19] ---**
The fee to use it is 500 yen per second.
**[07:22] ---**
Cheap, huh?
**[07:24] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[07:26] ---**
And this is the horror story room.
**[07:29] ---**
The season for that is almost upon us,
**[07:30] ---**
so we will hold a horror
storytelling contest in this room
**[07:32] ---**
and have a lively time of it, sir.
**[07:37] ---**
It is very comfortable!
**[07:40] ---**
So you remembered me and made
sure to make a room for me, as well!
**[07:44] ---**
Uh, it's not like I made the room
with that in mind, though...
**[07:49] ---**
This is the tea room under Dororo's charge.
**[07:52] ---**
Or, like, unique event?
**[07:54] ---**
The heart of tea is like a parent's love.
**[07:56] ---**
Drink it, and a fountain
of energy will flow forth.
**[08:00] ---**
This is the relaxation room.
**[08:03] ---**
Or, like, combat fatigue?
**[08:05] ---**
I feel like I'm going to get tired
just opening that door.
**[08:10] ---**
Lady Mom can come to this room
**[08:12] ---**
to thoroughly rid herself of her
exhaustion from work, sir.
**[08:15] ---**
Is that a massage chair, I wonder?
**[08:18] ---**
Oh, then I'm going to give it a try!
**[08:20] ---**
Let's see, how does this work?
**[08:23] ---**
What is this?!
**[08:24] ---**
H-Hold on!
**[08:26] ---**
The 100 arms built into the unit
**[08:28] ---**
No! That tickles!
**[08:29] ---**
will pleasantly stimulate
your pressure points, sir.
**[08:31] ---**
Is that really working?
**[08:34] ---**
Next up is the centerpiece
of this renovation!
**[08:36] ---**
The kitchen, sir!
**[08:41] ---**
Lady Natsumi is a whiz in the kitchen,
**[08:42] ---**
so in order to allow her to
make the most of her skills,
**[08:45] ---**
the refrigerator links directly to growers!
**[08:47] ---**
You'll be able to procure fresh
ingredients at all times, sir!
**[08:51] ---**
Wow, that might be kind of nice.
**[08:54] ---**
Um, Saburo-senpai,
are you hungry, by any chance?
**[08:57] ---**
Are you going to treat me
to a home-cooked meal?
**[09:00] ---**
I'll cook with everything I've got!
**[09:03] ---**
Italian? Chinese?
**[09:05] ---**
Or is the everyday morning
bowl of miso soup still the best?
**[09:07] ---**
I don't care! I'll give it
everything I've got!
**[09:10] ---**
Huh?
**[09:13] ---**
Stupid frog, when you said
"links directly to growers"...
**[09:16] ---**
Indeed! Space creatures sent
straight from all over the universe!
**[09:21] ---**
Incidentally, space octopi are
currently in season, sir!
**[09:26] ---**
Next up is the sports gym.
**[09:28] ---**
Or, like, daily training?
**[09:30] ---**
The sports "GM"!
**[09:34] ---**
A bad pun?
**[09:35] ---**
Okay, next. Let's move on to the next one.
**[09:37] ---**
Um, what was this room again?
**[09:40] ---**
I'm sure it's nothing worthwhile.
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha!
**[09:45] ---**
You can put three-shelf storage units
to good use in renovations, too!
**[09:50] ---**
I am so sorry that my brother
is always so incomprehensible!
**[09:53] ---**
I am so sorry! I am so sorry!
**[09:56] ---**
How's that?! What do
you think of my handiwork?!
***SIGN*** Most Skilled Expert in the Universe!!
**[09:59] ---**
You must see why I am called the
most skilled expert in the universe, right?
**[10:02] ---**
Just put it back the way it was!
**[10:04] ---**
This is pretty fun.
**[10:06] ---**
I think Mom would like it, too.
**[10:09] ---**
I said no! And I meant it!
**[10:12] ---**
See? Aren't you glad you came to take a look?
**[10:16] ---**
I totally get why you said today
would be my only chance to see it.
**[10:19] ---**
Come on! I don't understand, ma'am!
**[10:23] ---**
So, then, you're going to do all the cleaning
**[10:26] ---**
in this needlessly spacious house, right?
**[10:28] ---**
What? That's a bit...
***SIGN*** What?!
**[10:30] ---**
This renovation doesn't take
that kind of daily life into account.
**[10:32] ---**
That's why I'm saying to
put it back the way it was.
**[10:34] ---**
I did take things into account!
**[10:36] ---**
Because! Because! I'm the
most skilled expert in the universe!
**[10:42] ---**
Whoops. It's time for
*Captain Geroro* to start, sir.
**[10:45] ---**
We can continue this discussion after that.
**[10:51] ---**
This is goodbye, my friends.
**[10:53] ---**
Gero?
**[10:54] ---**
Gero gero?
**[10:56] ---**
Gero?
**[10:57] ---**
Huh?! How do I get to the living room again?!
**[11:06] ---**
There!
**[11:10] ---**
40 more days until
summer break comes to an end!
**[11:13] ---**
There are only 40 more days!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[11:16] ---**
I'll put it back the way it was, ma'am.
**[11:19] ---**
Everyone, make sure to plan out
your renovations well, too.
**[11:30] ---**
That night, the call of the wild reverberated
**[11:34] ---**
throughout the city where
Sergeant Keroro and the others lived.
**[11:41] ---**
That howl!
**[11:43] ---**
Zeroyasha!
**[11:59] ---**
Dororo: Here I Come!
Fateful Showdown, Sir!
***SIGN*** Heroic Doggy Arrests Bank Robbers
**[12:05] ---**
Amazingly, the robbers who hit the
Bank of Todoroki's Inner-Tokyo branch
**[12:08] ---**
were subdued by a dog that
just happened to be nearby,
**[12:11] ---**
and then they were arrested by
police officers who rushed to the scene.
**[12:12] ---**
A dog?!
**[12:14] ---**
This heroic doggy vanished as
soon as the case was resolved.
**[12:14] ---**
Wow...
**[12:15] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[12:16] ---**
I was actually right there
when it happened, you know.
**[12:17] ---**
Was it a stray? Or was
it a pet on the loose?
**[12:19] ---**
Really?! Please tell us what happened!
**[12:24] ---**
Very well, then. I shall tell you the story.
**[12:27] ---**
It happened when I was patrolling the city.
**[12:32] ---**
Knowing you,
**[12:33] ---**
you were probably checking out
some new Gundam model!
***SIGN*** Ho ho ho...
**[12:36] ---**
Cough. Cough.
**[12:37] ---**
Uh, anyway,
**[12:39] ---**
this dog subdued the culprits
in the blink of an eye, sir.
**[12:46] ---**
It was so cool.
**[12:47] ---**
There are stories of a smart dog
floating around online, too.
**[12:51] ---**
It just might be that the doggy
I saw yesterday was the same one, too.
**[12:56] ---**
I was taking a walk when I saw a granny,
**[12:59] ---**
who was having trouble crossing
a street because it was too busy.
**[13:02] ---**
I thought, if I helped her across,
I might get lots of rewards,
**[13:07] ---**
but she would not be able to see me
because of the anti-barrier,
**[13:10] ---**
so I was trying to decide
what to do, when...
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[13:15] ---**
If you're gonna freaking help,
then show up earlier!
**[13:18] ---**
I wasted all that freaking time
trying to decide what to do!
**[13:21] ---**
Hey, by any chance, did this dog
have two different-colored eyes?
**[13:26] ---**
Oh, now that you mention it...
**[13:27] ---**
How did you know that?
**[13:28] ---**
Because I've run into that dog, too.
**[13:30] ---**
What?
**[13:31] ---**
You, too?
**[13:32] ---**
While I was heading back to
the base on my flying board,
**[13:34] ---**
Someone! Help!
**[13:34] ---**
I ran across a child drowning in a park pond.
**[13:38] ---**
Just as I went to save him...
**[13:43] ---**
That guy showed up like
the wind and rescued the child.
**[13:48] ---**
His movements weren't
that of any ordinary dog.
**[13:51] ---**
That dog has undoubtedly
received special training.
**[13:54] ---**
Hey, I know! How about we
recruit this doggy to join our platoon?!
**[13:59] ---**
What?! Didn't we try
something like this before
**[14:02] ---**
and get into a lot of trouble
because of it?
**[14:05] ---**
I doubt he'll be won over so easily,
**[14:08] ---**
but it might be interesting,
if we think of it as a training exercise.
**[14:11] ---**
It's settled!
**[14:12] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
prepare to move out, sir!
**[14:15] ---**
All this for one measly mutt, huh?
**[14:18] ---**
Well, I guess it'll kill some time.
**[14:22] ---**
And so began Operation:
Capture the Mystery Doggy.
**[14:29] ---**
Ready when you are.
**[14:30] ---**
Roger. Await further instructions.
**[14:35] ---**
Will he really fall for something like that?
**[14:38] ---**
A Gundam model!
**[14:39] ---**
Wah! Wah! I lost my
Gundam model somewhere!
**[14:45] ---**
Someone find it for me!
**[14:46] ---**
Especially if you're a smart
and kind doggy, help me!
**[14:50] ---**
Wah! Wah! My Gundam model!
**[14:51] ---**
Let him do what he wants.
**[14:53] ---**
I'll handle things my own way.
**[15:01] ---**
So you're going, Dororo?
**[15:03] ---**
I have eagerly looked forward to this day.
**[15:07] ---**
And I dare say, so has he.
**[15:10] ---**
Dororo...
**[15:12] ---**
Koyuki-dono, this will be
goodbye for a little while.
**[15:15] ---**
Okay.
**[15:18] ---**
Good luck, Dororo!
**[15:20] ---**
Wah! My Gundam model! Wah!
**[15:25] ---**
Gero?
**[15:30] ---**
He really came!
**[15:31] ---**
Be on your guard! Here we go!
**[15:33] ---**
Wah! Where's my Gundam model?!
**[15:37] ---**
Wah! Wah!
**[15:44] ---**
So you fell for it, sir!
**[15:48] ---**
Okay, doggy! No need to be scared, sir.
**[15:51] ---**
Let's be friends!
**[15:54] ---**
He disappeared!
**[15:56] ---**
H-He's fast!
**[16:03] ---**
Wait, huh?
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, thanks, sir.
**[16:12] ---**
He's a real nice guy.
**[16:14] ---**
M-Mr. Sergeant...
**[16:15] ---**
You're happy he gave you that thing?!
**[16:19] ---**
What?
**[16:22] ---**
A dummy?!
**[16:24] ---**
Darn you!
**[16:25] ---**
Even on an operation like this,
Mr. Sergeant's serious, you know!
**[16:29] ---**
How dare you mess with him?!
**[16:40] ---**
Zeroyasha, Dororo is coming!
**[16:43] ---**
There has yet to be anyone
who has escaped the clutches
**[16:46] ---**
of these glue bombs!
**[16:49] ---**
Darn it! You're nimble!
**[16:51] ---**
What?!
**[16:53] ---**
Darn it!
**[16:54] ---**
Eat this!
**[16:55] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[17:05] ---**
I never thought he'd be this fast!
**[17:12] ---**
Super Lethal!
***SIGN*** Lethal
***SIGN*** Tama Tama Tama...
**[17:17] ---**
Tamama Fist!
**[17:21] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[17:22] ---**
That dog...!
**[17:26] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[17:27] ---**
The you-know-what,
if you please, sir!
**[17:29] ---**
Roger.
**[17:31] ---**
I'm dropping it.
**[17:46] ---**
Like a rat in a trap now, sir!
**[17:49] ---**
We have won, sir!
**[18:00] ---**
C-Crap!
**[18:03] ---**
What are we going to do, Keroro?!
**[18:04] ---**
We can't settle anything like this!
**[18:06] ---**
Do not worry, sir.
**[18:08] ---**
As long as Kululu comes to our rescue,
our victory is as good as...
**[18:13] ---**
Wait! Where did he go, sir?!
**[18:15] ---**
A h-hole?!
**[18:18] ---**
H-Hey, don't tell me...!
***SIGN*** Escape
Accomplished
**[18:22] ---**
Escape accomplished!
**[18:25] ---**
We're seriously sorry!
**[18:26] ---**
I mean, we were just
playing around a little, mister!
**[18:32] ---**
Please! Please have mercy!
**[18:35] ---**
We saw great promise in your abilities,
**[18:38] ---**
so we came to recruit you!
**[18:41] ---**
One moment!
**[18:45] ---**
Ah! Dororo!
**[18:47] ---**
So you have come to our rescue, sir?
**[18:49] ---**
What exquisitely perfect timing!
You son of a gun!
**[18:53] ---**
Zeroyasha, here it comes!
**[19:00] ---**
What a battle!
**[19:02] ---**
Truly, two masters going head-to-head!
**[19:06] ---**
Wait, that's...
***SIGN*** Ball
**[19:07] ---**
A ball?
**[19:09] ---**
Sir?
**[19:16] ---**
Zeroyasha!
**[19:18] ---**
What's going on?
**[19:20] ---**
That tickles, Zeroyasha.
**[19:23] ---**
Um...
**[19:25] ---**
Pardon me for interrupting
your pleasant exchange,
**[19:27] ---**
but what might your relationship be?
**[19:30] ---**
Oh, my honorable leader,
pardon the late introduction.
**[19:33] ---**
This is the ninja dog, Zeroyasha.
**[19:37] ---**
He is a friend from during
my time as a ninja-in-training.
***SIGN*** Zeroyasha
**[19:47] ---**
H-How very thoughtful.
**[19:49] ---**
Zeroyasha was a
good training partner to me,
**[19:52] ---**
and I also owe him my life.
**[20:02] ---**
How inept I am...
**[20:04] ---**
Keroro-kun... Everyone...!
**[20:11] ---**
Zeroyasha!
**[20:12] ---**
What's wrong, Zeroyasha?!
**[20:15] ---**
This is the end...
**[20:17] ---**
Zeroyasha?
**[20:23] ---**
Water.
**[20:24] ---**
When I was injured upon
our infiltration of Pekopon,
**[20:27] ---**
it was Koyuki-dono and
Zeroyasha here who saved me.
**[20:40] ---**
When I recovered, I resolved
to live my life as a ninja,
***SIGN*** You're good...
***SIGN*** You, too...
**[20:43] ---**
and together with Zeroyasha,
we worked to hone each other's skills.
**[20:48] ---**
On the day we were to
leave the village behind...
**[20:52] ---**
I see... so you intend to go alone.
**[20:56] ---**
Let us both hone our skills further
and meet again someday.
**[21:04] ---**
And so Zeroyasha came to this city
to keep his promise to me.
**[21:10] ---**
That's a great story!
**[21:12] ---**
So you have memories that aren't
traumatic, too, Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[21:16] ---**
I understand the situation, sir!
**[21:18] ---**
Then we, too, shall have the honor
**[21:21] ---**
of watching over your sparring
match to the very end, sir!
**[21:23] ---**
Yeah!
**[21:24] ---**
Thank you, everyone.
**[21:26] ---**
Here we go, Zeroyasha!
**[21:32] ---**
We'll watch over you to the very end,
**[21:34] ---**
so come free us when you're done, okay?!
**[21:39] ---**
I'm so happy for you,
Dororo and Zeroyasha!
**[21:43] ---**
In this way, Dororo and Zeroyasha
carried out their dramatic reunion,
**[21:48] ---**
further deepening their bond.
**[21:50] ---**
And they lived happily ever after.
***SIGN*** Three Days Later
**[21:56] ---**
A field of flowers...
Beautiful flowers blooming everywhere...
**[22:04] ---**
Amazing how long this is going.
**[22:07] ---**
I think their record is one week.
**[22:10] ---**
F-For real?!
**[22:12] ---**
I'll pray that the sarge and the
others get freed by next week's episode!
***SIGN*** For real?!
**[22:16] ---**
Well, then, goodbye.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:51] ---**
Hi, I'm Melody Honey!
**[23:54] ---**
When you think summer, you think beach!
**[23:55] ---**
When you think beach, you think comedy!
**[23:57] ---**
Oh, I will let one rip, too!
**[23:59] ---**
A beauty who gets rained on
becomes a drenched wench!
**[24:03] ---**
N-Never mind that. Next time,
we have the old familiar summer staple!
**[24:07] ---**
"Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition!
Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E69 - Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir! / Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition! Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKVQ0/natsumi--fuyuki-get-spirited-away-sir--keroro-a-time-honored-tradition-midsummer-comedy-battle-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:31] ---**
This peculiar incident
took place on the road
**[01:34] ---**
as the Hinatas made their way home
from a family-only outing.
**[01:39] ---**
Hey, Mom, isn't this kind of strange?
**[01:41] ---**
Was there a road like this near our house?
**[01:44] ---**
Have we gotten lost?
**[01:46] ---**
The Nishizawas' tower is visible,
so we should be in the neighborhood...
**[01:52] ---**
Oh?
**[01:56] ---**
Was there a tunnel like this
in our neighborhood?
**[01:58] ---**
It looks awfully sketchy.
**[02:02] ---**
Shall we poke our heads in?
**[02:04] ---**
What?! It'd be better for us
to turn back, Mom!
**[02:07] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[02:08] ---**
You never know, it might be
a newly opened theme park!
**[02:13] ---**
Oh, wait for us, Mom!
**[02:19] ---**
What is this?
**[02:21] ---**
"Health Resort Jaburo"...
***SIGN*** Jaburo
**[02:27] ---**
Natsumi & Fuyuki Get Spirited Away, Sir!
**[02:34] ---**
We've sure found a nice place!
**[02:37] ---**
But there's no one here.
**[02:39] ---**
We have the whole place to ourselves.
**[02:40] ---**
I bet it's brand new, just like
I said, so no one knows about it yet.
**[02:46] ---**
This feels so good!
**[02:48] ---**
It's a nice, peaceful bath.
**[02:50] ---**
The benefits are written here.
**[02:52] ---**
Joint pain, nerve pain... cryonic shoulder?
Space athlete's foot?
***SIGN*** Nerve Pain Cryonic Shoulder Space Athlete's Foot Space Rheumatism
**[02:58] ---**
Space?
**[02:59] ---**
Could this place be...
**[03:00] ---**
Welcome!
**[03:03] ---**
Shall I wash your back for you?
**[03:05] ---**
Mois-chan?!
**[03:06] ---**
Oh? What are you all doing here?
**[03:09] ---**
Or, like, surprise clients?
**[03:11] ---**
If you're here...
**[03:13] ---**
...that means this place is...
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[03:15] ---**
Yes, this health resort was built by Uncle.
**[03:19] ---**
Or, like, natural hot springs?
**[03:22] ---**
So I'm asking you, why do
I have to do something like this?!
**[03:27] ---**
So I've told you over and over!
**[03:29] ---**
It's to earn money for the invasion budget!
**[03:31] ---**
If we've got the money
to build a facility like this,
**[03:33] ---**
you could just spend it on
the invasion to begin with!
**[03:36] ---**
Uncle!
**[03:38] ---**
The members of the Hinata family
are here. What shall we do?
**[03:42] ---**
Gero?
**[03:43] ---**
N-Natsumi?!
**[03:50] ---**
Well, well, I see
you're all here together.
**[03:52] ---**
Welcome to Jaburo, sir.
**[03:54] ---**
Please make yourselves at home.
**[03:57] ---**
This is a remarkably useful place,
considering you built it, stupid frog.
**[04:01] ---**
But is it really okay?
**[04:03] ---**
We just waltzed in here without
knowing what this place was.
**[04:06] ---**
The Hinata family has always
been good to me, sir.
**[04:09] ---**
So this is the perfect chance
to return the favor, sir.
**[04:12] ---**
Um, uh, if you want me to wash
your back, d-d-don't hesitate to ask.
**[04:17] ---**
But well, I actually built
this health resort for aliens.
**[04:21] ---**
What? Aliens?
**[04:23] ---**
Wow, so aliens go to health resorts, too.
**[04:28] ---**
Ooh, the crowds should
be arriving soon, sir.
**[04:31] ---**
H-Hold on a second!
**[04:33] ---**
If you built this for aliens...
**[04:35] ---**
Oh, Natsumi...
**[04:36] ---**
I-If you want me to wash your back...
**[04:39] ---**
Come on in!
**[04:41] ---**
Or, like, welcomed warmly?
**[04:43] ---**
It's a Flatwoods Monster and a Grey, Sis!
**[04:46] ---**
Popular alien entertainers
**[04:48] ---**
on *Journeys of the
Shiku Shiku Voyagers,* sir.
**[04:52] ---**
Wh-What's this blobby thing?!
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, that is a Derorin alien
from the 53rd Planet
**[04:58] ---**
of the Sea Slug Constellation.
**[05:01] ---**
Derorin aliens tend to
be sensitive to the cold.
**[05:04] ---**
Wow, I guess there are
all sorts among aliens, too.
**[05:08] ---**
In this way, if these aliens can deepen
their understanding of one another,
**[05:11] ---**
I would be most gratified, sir.
**[05:15] ---**
What's the matter, Sergeant Major Kululu?
**[05:19] ---**
We've got a crisis.
**[05:20] ---**
I got a call that there was a mix-up,
and that a banana gator egg
**[05:24] ---**
slipped in here with the wellspring
we got from Planet Agatawa.
**[05:26] ---**
What?!
**[05:29] ---**
Ba... Bana... Banaga bator...
**[05:32] ---**
I mean... a b-banana gator egg!
**[05:35] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what is a banana gator?
**[05:38] ---**
A fearsome creature, sir!
**[05:41] ---**
Long ago, when I went to
Planet Agatawa for survival training,
**[05:45] ---**
I ran into one deep in the jungles!
**[05:57] ---**
Even the old Mr. Sergeant
was no match for it?!
**[06:02] ---**
I-It's that fearsome?!
**[06:05] ---**
This is a bad situation, sir.
**[06:08] ---**
If the heat from the hot springs
causes the egg to hatch...
**[06:12] ---**
Hey, come to think of it,
I haven't seen Mom in while.
**[06:16] ---**
Could the banana gator
have gotten to her?!
**[06:23] ---**
N-No way!
**[06:25] ---**
Mom!
**[06:27] ---**
Evacuate everyone
immediately and seal this place...
**[06:29] ---**
No, that would be a bad idea, sir.
**[06:31] ---**
If it becomes public knowledge
that something like a banana gator egg
**[06:35] ---**
slipped into the hot springs...
**[06:36] ---**
Or, like, patron distrust?
**[06:39] ---**
We will keep this a secret
from the bathhouse customers
**[06:41] ---**
and search for the egg
on our own, sir.
**[06:48] ---**
Th-This is...!
***SIGN*** Presence Presence Presence...
**[06:50] ---**
I sense a formidable presence, sir!
**[06:52] ---**
So it's in here!
**[06:58] ---**
There's no one here.
***SIGN*** Presence Presence Presence...
**[07:03] ---**
Mukujan, presence generating aliens,
**[07:05] ---**
who do nothing but give off
a vibe that they are there.
**[07:07] ---**
Here as a group!
**[07:11] ---**
Found it!
**[07:12] ---**
It's the egg!
**[07:16] ---**
Gesu from Gesui River!
**[07:18] ---**
No, they're community-based aliens
called Arazaza aliens.
**[07:22] ---**
They're here as a group, too.
**[07:31] ---**
I don't see any egg.
***SIGN*** Huge Sale
**[07:35] ---**
Okay, we've got a wonderful product
ready for you once again today!
**[07:38] ---**
These are space Nishijin weave bath towels!
**[07:42] ---**
Right now, they're a shocking 99% off!
***SIGN*** Huge Sale Huge Sale Huge Sale Huge Sale! 99% OFF!
**[07:45] ---**
And we have them in sizes S through...
**[07:49] ---**
Wh-What in the world is going on?!
**[07:54] ---**
Darn it! Where's the egg?!
**[07:56] ---**
With how vast this place is,
searching for it is...
**[07:58] ---**
Ah-ha! So this is where you were! Boo, boo!
**[08:00] ---**
What was that all about just now, boo?!
**[08:03] ---**
You've ruined our three night, four day
Pekopon Steaming Hot Springs Tour, boo!
**[08:05] ---**
The Space TV Station party is
also displeased! Boo, boo, boo!
**[08:08] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:09] ---**
Gero?
**[08:10] ---**
Isn't that the egg?
**[08:14] ---**
That is definitely a
banana gator egg, sir.
**[08:17] ---**
All right, now's our chance to...
**[08:22] ---**
It's too late, sir!
**[08:25] ---**
Just what kind of creature
is the banana gator?
**[08:28] ---**
Is it a carnivorous space creature?
**[08:30] ---**
No, its diet primarily consists
of bananas, sir.
**[08:33] ---**
It eats the bananas that grow
in heavy bunches on its back.
**[08:36] ---**
It is a self-sustaining
space organism, sir.
**[08:42] ---**
It's happening!
**[08:45] ---**
Banyaa!
***SIGN*** Self-Sustaining Space Organism Banana Gator
**[08:49] ---**
Self-sustaining space organism,
the banana gator!
**[08:52] ---**
This is the fearsome space creature?
**[08:56] ---**
Or, like, darling creature?
**[08:58] ---**
Bani?
**[09:00] ---**
Somehow, it doesn't look dangerous at all.
**[09:04] ---**
Baani...
**[09:13] ---**
Bani?
**[09:18] ---**
It's no use, sir!
**[09:22] ---**
My body!
**[09:23] ---**
My body has a mind of its own!
**[09:25] ---**
Allow me to explain!
**[09:27] ---**
Due to the entertainer's spirit that
tragically speaks to Sergeant Keroro,
**[09:30] ---**
whenever he sees a banana peel,
**[09:31] ---**
he cannot help but to go step and trip on it!
**[09:40] ---**
It's mine!
**[09:42] ---**
Gero!
**[09:44] ---**
Gero!
**[09:46] ---**
Geroooo!
**[09:48] ---**
Tripping in earnest, showing
not an inkling of moderation!
**[09:51] ---**
And with the compounding effect of
the already-slippery hot springs floor,
**[09:56] ---**
Sergeant Keroro magnificently
soars into the air!
**[10:04] ---**
Owowowowowowowowowow!
**[10:07] ---**
Ooh!
**[10:09] ---**
Th-That's...
**[10:11] ---**
That's the reason you were
afraid of the banana gator?!
**[10:15] ---**
Or, like, comic show-off?
**[10:17] ---**
But look at all the aliens who
were angry at him just a moment ago.
**[10:21] ---**
I've done variety shows for a long time,
**[10:24] ---**
but I have never seen
anyone trip so splendidly!
**[10:27] ---**
This will grab audience ratings!
**[10:29] ---**
That is as far as you go, poyo!
**[10:30] ---**
Poyo?
**[10:31] ---**
I dropped by this health resort
on my way home from work,
**[10:33] ---**
and I've come face-to-face
with an unexpected crime, poyo!
**[10:36] ---**
Poyon-chan!
**[10:38] ---**
The banana gator is a protected species
of Planet Agatawa, poyo!
**[10:41] ---**
Smuggling them off the planet
**[10:42] ---**
is forbidden by the Space
Washington Convention, poyo!
**[10:45] ---**
Wow...
**[10:46] ---**
Mom! Where were you?
**[10:49] ---**
I was getting a body scrub
from Doro-chan over there.
**[10:52] ---**
Nin, nin.
**[10:54] ---**
Look at how smooth my skin is!
**[10:56] ---**
Those who violate the
Space Washington Convention
**[10:59] ---**
get fined three million Space Euro!
**[11:01] ---**
I'll be seizing this facility as well, poyo!
**[11:04] ---**
N-No way!
**[11:07] ---**
And so, yet another one of
Sergeant Keroro's plans ended in failure.
**[11:12] ---**
But the magnificent footage
of him tripping on this day
**[11:14] ---**
was broadcast universe-wide
by the TV Producer alien,
**[11:17] ---**
and it is said that it was passed on
as a legend for many years to come.
**[11:28] ---**
One day, during summer break,
the Hinata family received a postcard.
**[11:33] ---**
Addressed to Aozora Keroko-sama,
in the care of the Hinata family?
**[11:36] ---**
Is that me, sir?
**[11:38] ---**
"O youth, turn your eye this year
towards Hicksville Beach once more."
**[11:42] ---**
H-Hicksville Beach?!
**[11:45] ---**
Come to think of it, Natsumi,
**[11:46] ---**
This is...
**[11:47] ---**
you became all grown up
that time, didn't you?
**[11:48] ---**
...bananas!
**[11:50] ---**
Sarge, you wanted the
Gundam knockoff Dangale model,
***SIGN*** Mobile Machine Mecha Dangale Iruma Model Company
**[11:54] ---**
so you participated in the
comedy contest, didn't you?
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[11:57] ---**
That's right!
**[11:58] ---**
For more details,
be sure to watch episode 18.
***SIGN*** Papareho... Papareho... Papareho...
**[12:00] ---**
It's the story of how Natsumi went
from being a girl to a grown woman
**[12:03] ---**
and had a bittersweet summer experience.
**[12:06] ---**
It's not true! He's lying!
**[12:07] ---**
It's embarrassing, so don't
watch it, no matter what!
**[12:10] ---**
So the Swimsuit Comedy Team Contest
is happening again this year.
**[12:14] ---**
Does that mean...
**[12:15] ---**
...they're giving away more
Dangales as prizes, sir?
**[12:17] ---**
No, it says they're doing
Zeta Dangales this year.
**[12:20] ---**
Gero...
**[12:25] ---**
Keroro: A Time-Honored Tradition!
Midsummer Comedy Battle, Sir!
**[12:40] ---**
It really is so nice to see the ocean!
**[12:43] ---**
The sea breeze is so refreshing!
**[12:45] ---**
I'm happy I got to come to the beach again
with you this year, Natsumi-san.
**[12:49] ---**
Oh? What's wrong, Sarge?
**[12:51] ---**
Aren't you entering the
comedy contest again this year?
**[12:55] ---**
The comedy contest?
You've got to be kidding me.
**[12:58] ---**
You don't want the Zeta Dangale prize?
**[13:01] ---**
I don't want a rinse-and-repeat
knockoff, sir.
**[13:04] ---**
They can't just release whatever
and expect it to be popular.
**[13:07] ---**
A collector's mindset is so complicated...
**[13:10] ---**
Well, I guess this trip is sort of like
the Keroro Platoon's summer vacation.
**[13:14] ---**
We'll enjoy some leisurely
swimming in Pekopon's ocean, sir.
***SIGN*** Welcome to Hicksville Beach Park Hicksville Beach Park 200m
**[13:21] ---**
It looks like there are more
people here than last year.
**[13:24] ---**
There are fewer hardcore people here,
**[13:25] ---**
but now the place is full of
soft, casual visitors, sir.
**[13:28] ---**
Hicksville Beach successfully
revitalized their village
**[13:30] ---**
with last year's Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Team Contest,
**[13:33] ---**
and had solidly established itself
as a popular destination.
**[13:37] ---**
Oh, look.
**[13:39] ---**
There's even a TV station here.
**[13:41] ---**
If it isn't TV Inner-Tokyo.
**[13:44] ---**
It looks like they're going to
broadcast the contest on TV.
**[13:50] ---**
What? You are going to enter
the comedy contest again?
**[13:54] ---**
Comedy's all the rage right now.
**[13:57] ---**
We live in an era
**[13:58] ---**
where comedians are more popular
than middling teen idols.
**[14:01] ---**
If we can get on TV,
**[14:02] ---**
it will be the ideal foothold for
our invasion of Pekopon, sir!
**[14:05] ---**
It's true, comedy is the one thing
you're good at, Keroro.
**[14:11] ---**
We'll get Pekoponians to watch
my performance on TV nationwide,
**[14:16] ---**
and by getting tons and tons of laughs,
**[14:18] ---**
I'll become a household darling, sir!
**[14:20] ---**
Equipping Pekoponian suit!
***SIGN*** You will be laughing!
**[14:24] ---**
Here we go, Lady Mois!
**[14:26] ---**
Sure thing!
**[14:27] ---**
Snap!
**[14:28] ---**
I'm Aozora Keroko!
**[14:29] ---**
I'm Unabara Mois!
**[14:32] ---**
Together, we're known as Armageddon!
**[14:36] ---**
That woman!
**[14:38] ---**
This year, I will do a comedy routine
with Mr. Sergeant, for sure!
**[14:44] ---**
It's so cold!
**[14:45] ---**
Okay, we're here again this year!
**[14:47] ---**
A special edition of *623 Radio!*
**[14:50] ---**
Broadcasting live from Hicksville
Beach yet again, just like last year!
**[14:51] ---**
623-san...
**[14:54] ---**
For this year's Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Team Contest,
**[14:56] ---**
I, 623, will be participating
as a judge from here in the studio.
**[15:00] ---**
What?!
**[15:00] ---**
The plan is to give away a signed
autograph board with a poem
**[15:03] ---**
as the 623 Award to the contestant
that I thought was funny.
**[15:07] ---**
An autograph board from 623!
**[15:10] ---**
No, no, what am I saying? Comedy
routines are something I've never...
**[15:13] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[15:15] ---**
Let's do it!
**[15:16] ---**
We will wipe out the stain
of last year's disgrace!
**[15:20] ---**
So, with that in mind, I'd like to get
right to putting our material together.
**[15:23] ---**
But, on my pride as a comedian,
**[15:27] ---**
we cannot do the
same material as last year!
**[15:29] ---**
There is but one task before us!
**[15:32] ---**
In the brief time we have
until the contest begins,
***SIGN*** New Material
**[15:34] ---**
we must develop new material, sir!
**[15:37] ---**
Okay, Uncle! Mois will work hard!
**[15:40] ---**
Or, like, highly silly?
**[15:42] ---**
People look to us for high-level comedy.
**[15:45] ---**
Under no circumstances
must I become self-centered.
***SIGN*** I must not
become
self-centered.
**[15:48] ---**
A-Are you sure you should
be saying that right now?
**[15:50] ---**
Or, like, hanging yourself?
***SIGN*** Hanging Yourself
**[15:52] ---**
So! To be the judge of whether
or not our jokes are funny,
**[15:56] ---**
I have decided to ask 556 here,
**[15:58] ---**
who just happens to be working
part-time at the beach hut, sir!
**[16:04] ---**
If my brother can be of use to you,
I look forward to being of some service.
**[16:08] ---**
He may not look it, but 556
is a tough comedy critic, sir.
**[16:12] ---**
Okay, Lady Mois, here we go, sir!
**[16:15] ---**
Sure thing, Uncle!
**[16:19] ---**
Ooh, he thinks it's funny already!
**[16:21] ---**
Oh, no, he is being huffy.
**[16:23] ---**
He seems to be a bit irate,
**[16:24] ---**
because he got dragged away
suddenly in the middle of his shift.
**[16:28] ---**
If we can successfully
make the irate 556 laugh,
**[16:31] ---**
we will undoubtedly win
again this year, sir!
**[16:34] ---**
Oh, my brother is
becoming even more irate!
**[16:37] ---**
Then we will start off with a new gag.
**[16:40] ---**
An impression out of everyday life,
which is all the rage lately, sir.
**[16:43] ---**
The face a Mojaran alien makes
**[16:44] ---**
when he trips from a
standing stop on his motorcycle.
**[16:53] ---**
D-Does he think it's funny?
**[16:55] ---**
No, my brother is confused.
**[16:59] ---**
So that was no good, sir.
**[17:01] ---**
Okay, next gag!
**[17:05] ---**
We ended up entering...
**[17:06] ---**
Don't worry, Natsumi-san!
**[17:09] ---**
I've stocked up on lots of incredibly
funny stories in this past year!
**[17:13] ---**
Really?!
**[17:14] ---**
Shall I give you a little sample?
**[17:16] ---**
You listen, too, Dororo.
**[17:17] ---**
If it's boring, make sure you say so, okay?
**[17:20] ---**
Understood.
**[17:21] ---**
Let's see. Okay, to start with...
**[17:22] ---**
When you think summer,
you think horror stories,
**[17:24] ---**
so I'll tell a story
called the Crucifix of Evil.
**[17:27] ---**
Koyuki-chan, you're going
that route again this year?
**[17:30] ---**
The other day,
**[17:32] ---**
I went to the supermarket
at around 9 in the morning,
**[17:35] ---**
and unbelievably,
I found it was still closed!
***SIGN*** Crucifix of Evil (Aku no Juujika)
**[17:39] ---**
The Crucifix of Evil.
***SIGN*** So it opens at 10... (Aku no juu-ji ka...)
**[17:42] ---**
So it opens at 10...
**[17:45] ---**
Aku no Juujika. Aku no juu-ji ka...
**[17:52] ---**
That was funny!
Koyuki-dono, that was magnificent!
**[17:56] ---**
Right?! I was pretty sure of that one myself!
**[18:01] ---**
Why, my friend, that's an Okinawa rail!
**[18:05] ---**
How about it?
**[18:06] ---**
It is no good. He doesn't seem
to find it funny at all.
**[18:09] ---**
If anything, he's getting mad.
**[18:11] ---**
Why, why, why?! W-H-Y?!
**[18:14] ---**
This past year, busy with
Gundam models and household chores,
**[18:16] ---**
Sergeant Keroro had
neglected to hone his craft
**[18:19] ---**
and completely lost sight
of how to get a laugh!
**[18:23] ---**
Uncle, the show is about to start soon!
**[18:25] ---**
Giku!
**[18:27] ---**
At this rate, we...
**[18:29] ---**
Or, like, avoid battle?
**[18:32] ---**
Has my time come to an end already?!
**[18:35] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[18:37] ---**
Leave it to me to be your partner!
**[18:40] ---**
I will show you my
magnificent straight-man jabs!
**[18:44] ---**
Why the heck?!
**[18:49] ---**
Giroro!
**[18:57] ---**
Oh! My brother is laughing uncontrollably!
**[19:00] ---**
It seems he found that quite funny.
**[19:03] ---**
Th-This is it!
***SIGN*** Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest
**[19:05] ---**
And so, each with their own
ulterior motives, the contest began!
**[19:13] ---**
Okay, it's begun again this year!
***SIGN*** Village Mayor
***SIGN*** Deputy Mayor
**[19:15] ---**
The Hicksville Beach Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Team Contest!
**[19:19] ---**
The judge you've all be
waiting for is, of course, this lady!
**[19:22] ---**
USA top star, Melody Honey-san!
**[19:29] ---**
Hi, everyone! Welcome to
Hicksville Beach again this year!
**[19:36] ---**
Okay, let's get right to it!
**[19:37] ---**
First up, our champions from last year!
**[19:40] ---**
This year, they're making their bid as
a four-woman group, Let's Go Armageddon!
**[19:45] ---**
Hello!
**[19:47] ---**
I'm Aozora Keroko!
**[19:49] ---**
I'm Unabara Mois!
**[19:51] ---**
I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
**[19:54] ---**
I...
**[19:55] ---**
I...
**[19:57] ---**
I am Cucuruz Doan.
**[20:00] ---**
Who the heck is that?!
**[20:06] ---**
I'm a man with the devil's own luck.
**[20:08] ---**
Yer a woman, freak!
**[20:12] ---**
B-Because I'm a boy...
**[20:14] ---**
You're a girl!
**[20:16] ---**
K-Kasarelia!
**[20:21] ---**
This is so funny!
Hicksville Beach is the best!
**[20:25] ---**
It's no use.
**[20:26] ---**
There's no way we can beat them.
**[20:30] ---**
He's laughing so heartily...
**[20:33] ---**
I'm happy for you, brother!
**[20:40] ---**
This is awesome.
**[20:42] ---**
It sounds like everyone's really into it.
**[20:45] ---**
I swear, I don't know
how they put up with it.
**[20:50] ---**
And when the dust settled...
***SIGN*** My morsel of tuna. - 623
**[20:52] ---**
We did it! We got the 623 Award!
**[20:54] ---**
Just the autograph board, huh?
**[20:56] ---**
And here I thought I'd
get to meet him in person...
**[20:59] ---**
You really are amazing, Sarge.
**[21:02] ---**
Well, this outcome was only to be expected.
**[21:06] ---**
I feel like...
I've lost something important.
**[21:10] ---**
What we gained in
exchange was huge, sir.
**[21:13] ---**
I cannot wait for the broadcast!
**[21:17] ---**
And several days later...
***SIGN*** Several Days Later
**[21:19] ---**
It's about to start!
**[21:21] ---**
At last, my magnificent visage will
be seen by Pekoponians nationwide!
**[21:26] ---**
At Hicksville Beach, just like last year,
**[21:28] ---**
they held the Swimsuit
Beauty Comedy Team Contest.
**[21:31] ---**
And now, please take a look at the footage.
***SIGN*** Hicksville Beach Swimsuit Beauty Comedy Team Contest Site
**[21:34] ---**
Hi! Hello, everybody!
**[21:37] ---**
Here we are again this year
at Hicksville Beach!
**[21:40] ---**
We had tons of elegant
Japanese ladies participating!
**[21:43] ---**
Now, let's take a look
at how the contest went!
**[21:47] ---**
Why the heck?
**[21:49] ---**
Ya gotta be kiddin' me.
**[21:51] ---**
Crucifix of Evil!
**[21:52] ---**
Please forgive us!
**[21:55] ---**
Yer a freakin' woman!
**[21:57] ---**
It was really fun! I'll come again next year!
**[22:01] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[22:03] ---**
That's truth in advertising!
**[22:04] ---**
What?
**[22:05] ---**
Where... was I?
**[22:05] ---**
That place really was full of swimsuit
beauties, wasn't it, Mr. Yamamoto?
**[22:09] ---**
Oh, I know! Maybe I'll
try going next year myself!
**[22:09] ---**
They only showed swimsuit beauties.
**[22:12] ---**
Keroro... you... dumbo...
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Aki here! Are you all
fully enjoying the summer?
**[23:55] ---**
I'm sure you've got
plenty of fun things planned,
**[23:57] ---**
but there're also lots of dangers outside,
so be plenty careful, okay?
**[24:00] ---**
After you've played lots outside,
**[24:02] ---**
you've got to watch anime at home, right?
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
the moment has finally come!
**[24:06] ---**
"Keronians vs Pekoponians:
An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir?"
**[24:10] ---**
"Koyuki's Heart-Pounding
First Rice Ball, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E70 - Keronians vs Pekoponians: An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir? / Koyuki's Heart-Pounding First Rice Ball, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMGQ8/keronians-vs-pekoponians-an-all-out-showdown-at-last-sir--koyukis-heart-pounding-first-rice-ball-sir)
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Here we go!
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"Sore ike~!!!"
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Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
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Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:30] ---**
At last, those invaders
have bared their fangs!
**[01:34] ---**
Hey! What's that?!
***SIGN*** Todoroki Intersection
**[01:38] ---**
It's a spaceship!
**[01:39] ---**
People of Pekopon!
**[01:41] ---**
Starting today, as of this moment,
**[01:43] ---**
we of the Keroro Platoon
are the masters of this planet!
**[01:53] ---**
Has the Keroro Platoon
become serious about this at last?!
**[01:56] ---**
Oh, what will become of Earth?!
**[02:02] ---**
Keronians vs Pekoponians:
An All-Out Showdown At Last, Sir?
**[02:15] ---**
Aww, the stuff in the back are
just pictures. Talk about cheap.
**[02:19] ---**
Don't let it get to you.
It's a budgetary thing.
***SIGN*** Invasion Hands-On Experience Stage No. 8
**[02:22] ---**
But that "Invasion Hands-On
Experience Stage, No. 8"
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has been programmed with
every conceivable response
**[02:28] ---**
that we might possibly encounter
on Pekopon as it is today.
**[02:32] ---**
So the feedback's the real deal.
**[02:36] ---**
In other words, it's perfect
for simulation exercises.
**[02:39] ---**
Exactly! We will use this
stage to fully immerse ourselves
**[02:42] ---**
and get hands-on Pekopon
invasion experience, sir!
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah!
**[02:47] ---**
People of Pekopon!
**[02:48] ---**
You said that already.
**[02:51] ---**
Resume attack!
**[02:57] ---**
The people of Pekopon
are frantically running away!
**[03:00] ---**
Or, like, hellish picture?
**[03:03] ---**
But...
**[03:07] ---**
It's a little...
**[03:08] ---**
Yeah, just a bit.
**[03:10] ---**
The budget may dictate this,
but it kills the mood, sir.
**[03:13] ---**
Don't let your guard down!
We're in the middle of training!
**[03:15] ---**
Oh! Right, sir!
**[03:17] ---**
At any rate, I must take the results
of this invasion simulation exercise
**[03:20] ---**
and compile it into a report, sir!
**[03:23] ---**
We received another reminder
from HQ yesterday, didn't we?
**[03:26] ---**
Or, like, getting antsy?
**[03:28] ---**
Gero!
**[03:28] ---**
One week since the
submission deadline passed...
**[03:30] ---**
Worst case scenario, it could affect
how they evaluate our bonuses...
**[03:33] ---**
What?! It's that important,
and you haven't submitted it yet?!
**[03:36] ---**
Oh! No, no!
**[03:37] ---**
The plan is to bide my time
until the suspense is killing them
**[03:40] ---**
and then show them our platoon's
awesome invasion, sir.
**[03:44] ---**
Don't tell me you plan to pass off
the training as actual combat?!
**[03:47] ---**
Giku!
**[03:48] ---**
Of course not! I meant, our awesome
invasion during training, sir.
**[03:52] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
are you making sure to record all this, sir?
**[03:55] ---**
All cameras are on standby and good to go.
**[04:02] ---**
The shabby stuff won't show up
on camera anyway, sir.
**[04:06] ---**
Resume attacking!
**[04:11] ---**
At this rate, the invasion will be over
in one fell swoop, sir!
**[04:15] ---**
We'll have to see about that.
**[04:18] ---**
Given these circumstances,
**[04:19] ---**
who knows just what kind of
response we might see from Pekopon?
**[04:23] ---**
Uh-oh, it's finished calculating.
**[04:29] ---**
Okay, our next postcard
is from Natchi-san of Inner-Tokyo.
**[04:33] ---**
Thanks for always writing in!
**[04:34] ---**
Yes! It's mine!
**[04:38] ---**
Huh?
**[04:49] ---**
Wait...
**[04:57] ---**
What is this?!
**[05:01] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[05:03] ---**
Huh?
**[05:10] ---**
If we put our minds to it,
**[05:12] ---**
invading Pekopon is a
piece of cake, sir!
**[05:14] ---**
This isn't challenging at all.
**[05:16] ---**
Don't let your guard down until it's over!
**[05:19] ---**
You say that,
**[05:20] ---**
but I could be picking my nose,
and we'd still be fine, sir.
**[05:23] ---**
Let us show them how
calm and collected we are, too.
**[05:25] ---**
Pick, pick, pick.
**[05:26] ---**
Hey!
**[05:27] ---**
Gero!
**[05:28] ---**
Uh oh, that's Super Natsumi!
**[05:31] ---**
Super Natsumi's here for us!
***SIGN*** Super Natsumi
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[05:37] ---**
N-Natsumi?!
**[05:39] ---**
What's Lady Natsumi doing here?!
**[05:41] ---**
So it was you guys!
**[05:43] ---**
And just when 623-san was about
to read my postcard, too!
**[05:48] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi, this is
just a training exercise and...
**[05:52] ---**
Why did you drag me into this?
**[05:54] ---**
I've had enough of your stupid antics!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Rage
**[05:57] ---**
Natsumi Special Dynamite Super Attack!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[06:10] ---**
Super Natsumi has protected peace on Earth!
**[06:13] ---**
Thank you, Super Natsumi!
Let us meet again, Super Natsumi!
**[06:16] ---**
I have to hurry back
and listen to the radio!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** © Todoroki Productions
**[06:23] ---**
Hey! What was that?!
***SIGN*** The End
**[06:24] ---**
That was messed up! What's
with this Super Natsumi thing?!
**[06:27] ---**
I told you, didn't I?
**[06:28] ---**
That it's programmed with
every conceivable response
**[06:30] ---**
that we might possibly
encounter on Pekopon, remember?
**[06:33] ---**
I see!
**[06:35] ---**
Knowing Natsumi-san, it's conceivable
that with Saburo-san's help,
**[06:38] ---**
she could gain such powers.
**[06:40] ---**
The person who can save Earth
when it's in trouble...
**[06:43] ---**
...is her!
**[06:46] ---**
Or, like, hero's entrance?
**[06:49] ---**
She was kind of cool.
**[06:51] ---**
Yeah...
**[06:52] ---**
That didn't count!
**[06:54] ---**
If that's the case,
we'll get serious, too, sir!
**[06:58] ---**
Sheesh!
**[06:59] ---**
The radio show ended, and
I can't take this weird outfit off!
**[07:03] ---**
Besides which, it's the stupid frog's
turn to do the dishes today!
**[07:06] ---**
That guy...!
**[07:09] ---**
Not again!
**[07:13] ---**
People of Pekopon!
**[07:14] ---**
Starting today, as of this moment,
**[07:16] ---**
we of the Keroro Platoon
are the masters of this planet!
**[07:20] ---**
What kind of idiotic nonsense is that?!
**[07:21] ---**
You're not getting away with
this anymore, you stupid frog!
**[07:25] ---**
We've been waiting for you,
Super Natsumi!
**[07:31] ---**
No!
**[07:33] ---**
Today will be the end of
Super Natsumi, sir.
**[07:36] ---**
Prepare to fire the Ultimate Anti-Super
Natsumi Weapon, the Gooey Cannon!
***SIGN*** Gooey Cannon
**[07:42] ---**
What?!
**[07:43] ---**
Natsumi!
**[07:44] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
fire the Gooey Cannon.
**[07:46] ---**
O-Okay.
**[07:48] ---**
I'm sorry, Natchi!
**[07:50] ---**
Forgive me, Natsumi. I'm a soldier!
**[07:53] ---**
Firing!
**[07:56] ---**
Hold on!
**[08:01] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[08:02] ---**
Uh oh! This time, it's Super Fuyuking
making his appearance!
**[08:05] ---**
Super Fuyuking is an occult warrior!
***SIGN*** Super Fuyuking
**[08:08] ---**
He's just incredible, okay?!
**[08:09] ---**
Sarge, please stop this already.
**[08:12] ---**
I don't want to see Earth being invaded,
**[08:14] ---**
but I'd feel even worse if
I had to see you guys suffering!
**[08:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[08:19] ---**
He even sacrificed his
precious crystal skull...
**[08:22] ---**
Or, like, fraternal love?
**[08:24] ---**
Sarge, there should be
no reason we have to fight.
**[08:28] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki...
**[08:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[08:34] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[08:37] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:39] ---**
Watch out, Fuyuki!
**[08:47] ---**
O-O-Oh my goodness! Even
Super Momokaizer has shown up!
**[08:50] ---**
This is just too awesome!
***SIGN*** Super Momokaizer
**[08:52] ---**
Are you all right, Fuyuki-kun?
**[08:54] ---**
That was close.
**[08:56] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[08:59] ---**
Here, the three heroes
have rallied together!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[09:02] ---**
We'll be counting on you
to keep saving the Earth!
**[09:03] ---**
Super Natsumi! Super Fuyuking!
Super Momokaizer!
**[09:11] ---**
Stupid, stupid, stupid me!
**[09:13] ---**
All because I carelessly let my
emotions get the better of me!
**[09:15] ---**
With the Nishizawa family's
wealth and technological prowess,
**[09:18] ---**
it wouldn't be surprising if
Momocchi showed up like that.
**[09:22] ---**
Fuyuki-san was impressive, too.
**[09:24] ---**
Or, like, sibling honor?
**[09:27] ---**
I'm a man who aims for perfection, after all.
**[09:29] ---**
The data I inputted is flawless.
**[09:32] ---**
I can't let HQ see us looking
lame like this, sir.
**[09:36] ---**
Oh! Which means...
***SIGN*** Evaluation: 0
**[09:38] ---**
...our bonuses are really at risk!
**[09:39] ---**
What?!
**[09:41] ---**
We will no longer be choosy
about the methods we use, sir.
**[09:43] ---**
Entrust your lives to me, men!
***SIGN*** Bonuses Are Our Life
**[09:48] ---**
You're too soft, Fuyuki!
**[09:50] ---**
Give them a good wallop,
**[09:52] ---**
and those stupid frogs will
never think of invading Earth again!
**[09:56] ---**
You think so?
**[09:57] ---**
I think either way is fine.
**[09:59] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
but this is my chance!
**[10:02] ---**
They say that combat brings
couples closer together fast, after all!
**[10:03] ---**
Fuyuking!
**[10:06] ---**
Whether it's training or real
combat, just keep it coming!
**[10:11] ---**
Here we go!
**[10:12] ---**
People of Pekopon! Starting today...
**[10:15] ---**
Enough!
**[10:16] ---**
Why don't you just give up already?!
**[10:18] ---**
There's no way you guys
will invade the Earth!
**[10:21] ---**
Fuyuki, let us make our
hearts as one and attack!
**[10:24] ---**
R-Right.
**[10:25] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge, but if we can
avoid a real war by doing this...
**[10:30] ---**
All for the sake of our bonuses,
**[10:32] ---**
we cannot back down, sir!
**[10:34] ---**
I am sorry, but we are going to use the
powered up version of the Gooey Cannon!
***SIGN*** Gooey-Gooey Cannon
**[10:37] ---**
The Gooey-Gooey Cannon, sir!
**[10:41] ---**
Hey, do we have to take it that far?
**[10:43] ---**
But Momocchi will be...!
**[10:44] ---**
We cannot afford to lose against amateurs.
**[10:46] ---**
We are soldiers!
**[10:48] ---**
Fire!
**[10:54] ---**
What?!
**[10:59] ---**
Super Mom is here!
**[11:02] ---**
F-For real?
**[11:03] ---**
Oh, wow! This stuff is so gooey!
It feels great!
**[11:07] ---**
M-Mom?
***SIGN*** Super Mom
**[11:08] ---**
In the end, the one to wrap things up
has got to be her! Super Mom!
**[11:11] ---**
Super Mom loves gooey, icky things!
**[11:14] ---**
So the Gooey-Gooey Cannon
is no problem for her!
**[11:19] ---**
Okay, here goes!
**[11:20] ---**
Mom Bomber!
**[11:25] ---**
Hip Attack!
**[11:30] ---**
Amazing!
**[11:31] ---**
That's just like you, Mother!
**[11:33] ---**
Playing heroes is fun!
**[11:35] ---**
Let's do more of this!
**[11:36] ---**
Uh, I don't think that'll be possible.
**[11:40] ---**
So Super Mom showed up, huh?
**[11:43] ---**
Well, knowing Aki Hinata,
it's not inconceivable.
**[11:46] ---**
Uncle?! Or, like, very wounded?
**[11:49] ---**
Though I toil and toil,
my bonus prospects fade.
**[11:52] ---**
I gaze upon a Gundam model.
**[11:55] ---**
Collapse.
**[11:56] ---**
Thus, the Keroro Platoon's invasion
of Earth took another step backwards!
**[12:01] ---**
Hang in there, Keroro Platoon!
**[12:03] ---**
Don't give up, Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[12:18] ---**
The sun hasn't even risen yet.
**[12:20] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo and
Koyuki sure are early risers.
**[12:23] ---**
Are they training or something?
**[12:26] ---**
Koyuki-dono, you are up awfully early.
**[12:29] ---**
I'm going on a picnic
with Natsumi-san today!
**[12:32] ---**
We're both going to pack lunches,
**[12:35] ---**
and we promised we'd trade what we made!
**[12:39] ---**
Done! Koyuki's specially-made rice ball!
**[12:47] ---**
Oh, no!
**[12:48] ---**
Thank goodness! It didn't fall apart.
**[12:51] ---**
I wonder if Natsumi-san will like it.
**[12:55] ---**
Koyuki-dono, I wish you luck in battle.
**[13:00] ---**
Koyuki's Heart-Pounding
First Rice Ball, Sir!
**[13:06] ---**
Wow, what a beautiful view!
**[13:09] ---**
Let's have lunch somewhere around here.
**[13:11] ---**
Yes!
**[13:12] ---**
Help yourself, Koyuki.
**[13:14] ---**
Wow, they're so cute!
**[13:16] ---**
My mom used to make me all kinds
of things when I was in kindergarten,
**[13:20] ---**
so I just copied her.
**[13:21] ---**
Wow...
**[13:22] ---**
So this is what rice balls
are supposed to look like?
**[13:26] ---**
They're completely different from mine.
**[13:28] ---**
Natsumi-san might laugh at me
if I show her this.
**[13:32] ---**
What are your rice balls like, Koyuki-chan?
**[13:33] ---**
What?
**[13:34] ---**
O-Oh!
**[13:36] ---**
I forgot them!
**[13:38] ---**
Huh? Aren't those it?
**[13:39] ---**
No! This is...
**[13:42] ---**
Oh, come on! Quit making
such a big deal of it and show me.
**[13:44] ---**
Y-You're wrong! This is no rice ball...
**[13:48] ---**
What? It's not?
**[13:49] ---**
No. I mean, this is... This is, well...
**[13:53] ---**
...a ninja weapon?
**[13:56] ---**
Yes! It's a weapon that's been
passed down through the generations,
**[13:58] ---**
and you use it like this!
**[14:06] ---**
Oh, no!
**[14:07] ---**
Whoops, I dropped it.
**[14:09] ---**
It's a precious weapon, right?!
We have to go after it!
**[14:11] ---**
Uh, right...
**[14:13] ---**
Wait!
**[14:18] ---**
It looks deep.
**[14:20] ---**
Let's just forget about it.
It's nothing that important.
**[14:23] ---**
No way! What a waste!
**[14:24] ---**
Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
**[14:29] ---**
Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
**[14:31] ---**
This is a rather shady place.
**[14:34] ---**
Natsumi-san, please stay close to me.
**[14:36] ---**
Okay.
**[14:37] ---**
I'm pretty sure there's a
folktale that kind of goes like this.
**[14:40] ---**
The person goes into a hole
that a rice ball fell into,
**[14:42] ---**
and there are mice inside,
**[14:43] ---**
and they give the person treasure
in thanks for the rice ball.
**[14:46] ---**
Really?!
**[14:47] ---**
But that wasn't a rice ball.
**[14:50] ---**
It was a weapon! A weapon!
**[14:52] ---**
So, it is as I thought.
**[14:53] ---**
Huh?
**[14:56] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[14:56] ---**
What?!
**[14:58] ---**
What the?!
**[15:01] ---**
A Mousian invasion force
is holding Lady Koyuki...
**[15:04] ---**
...and Natsumi captive?!
**[15:05] ---**
This message tied to an arrow
came to me earlier.
**[15:08] ---**
What in the world is this about?!
**[15:10] ---**
The thing is, I do not really understand,
**[15:12] ---**
but they supposedly launched
a preemptive attack
**[15:15] ---**
against the Mousian
forward invasion base.
**[15:17] ---**
A preemptive attack?!
**[15:19] ---**
You're wrong! We didn't attack you!
We just dropped it by accident!
**[15:23] ---**
Just accidentally dropping a weapon
**[15:25] ---**
is as impossible as
negative 3 Squeakillion yen!
**[15:27] ---**
For our part, we demand reparations
in the amount of 8 Squeakillion yen!
**[15:33] ---**
If you can't come up with that,
you'll work for us for the rest of your lives!
**[15:36] ---**
What?!
**[15:37] ---**
Yah-ho!
***SIGN*** Tremble
Tremble
**[15:40] ---**
8 Squeakillion yen?!
***SIGN*** 8 Squeakillion Yen
**[15:41] ---**
Converting it to Pekopon currency,
***SIGN*** 8 Trillion Yen
**[15:43] ---**
that's approximately 8 trillion yen.
**[15:45] ---**
What?!
**[15:45] ---**
Goodness!
**[15:46] ---**
What?! That's ridiculous,
even for an exorbitant demand!
**[15:49] ---**
Mousians are the greediest race
in the universe, after all.
**[15:53] ---**
Why is the request for that payment
being sent to us?!
**[15:56] ---**
Pekopon doesn't have a
ministry of foreign space affairs yet,
**[15:59] ---**
and has no means to negotiate,
**[16:01] ---**
so they're holding us responsible,
**[16:03] ---**
because of our connection with
Lady Koyuki and Lady Natsumi.
**[16:04] ---**
Why should it be that way?!
**[16:07] ---**
If you get a demand for reparations
from Mousians, it's all over.
**[16:11] ---**
There are countless planets that have
gone bankrupt from run-ins with them.
**[16:15] ---**
I'll force them to cooperate!
**[16:17] ---**
Don't be rash, Corporal Giroro!
**[16:19] ---**
This is where we must be calm
and think this through, sir.
**[16:23] ---**
Lady Natsumi is in big trouble.
**[16:25] ---**
If we can neatly rescue them...
***SIGN*** Oh!
**[16:28] ---**
...Lady Natsumi will be indebted to me!
**[16:31] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
**[16:33] ---**
investigate the weakness of
the Mousians at once, sir!
**[16:37] ---**
Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
**[16:39] ---**
Yah-ho! Yah-ho! Yah-ho! Yah-ho!
**[16:39] ---**
I can't imagine that the stupid frog
and his gang will pay up.
**[16:43] ---**
I guess that means
working for these guys for life.
**[16:45] ---**
Natsumi-san's in this mess
because of me.
**[16:48] ---**
But I just can't bring myself to say
that that thing is a rice ball!
**[16:51] ---**
Yokozuna, the Keroro Platoon is here!
**[16:55] ---**
I'm much obliged!
**[16:57] ---**
Your outfits...
**[16:58] ---**
We, the Keroro Platoon,
formally request a sumo match, sir!
**[17:04] ---**
If we win, you forget about the reparations.
**[17:07] ---**
And you will return
those two to us, sir.
**[17:09] ---**
And if you lose?
**[17:11] ---**
We intend to wholly surrender our
Pekopon forward invasion base, sir!
**[17:16] ---**
What?
**[17:18] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[17:20] ---**
Now, will you accept the match or not?!
**[17:24] ---**
The Mousians' love of
sumo wrestling is no small thing.
**[17:27] ---**
They're certain to accept...
**[17:30] ---**
We will accept this match!
**[17:31] ---**
See?
**[17:34] ---**
And so came about the
great sumo tournament
**[17:37] ---**
between the Keroro Platoon
and the Mousians!
**[17:41] ---**
First, the Maegashira match!
**[17:43] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[17:44] ---**
Tamama, we're counting on you!
**[17:46] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[17:48] ---**
Go with 100 Squeakillion yen
worth of fighting spirit!
**[17:50] ---**
Face each other!
**[17:52] ---**
Put your spirit into it! The match is on!
**[17:56] ---**
Do your best, Master Tamama!
**[18:00] ---**
Owowowowowowowow!
**[18:02] ---**
Tamama!
**[18:03] ---**
Hang in there!
**[18:04] ---**
T-Time out! Ow! That hurts!
**[18:06] ---**
Owowowowowowowow!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[18:10] ---**
I said that hurts! You freaking mouse!
***SIGN*** Maegashira Tamama
**[18:15] ---**
Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Pushed Out
**[18:16] ---**
Good going, Tamama!
**[18:19] ---**
Next, Komusubi.
**[18:24] ---**
Put your spirit into it! The match is...
**[18:27] ---**
What?
**[18:27] ---**
Huh?
**[18:28] ---**
Mousian!
***SIGN*** Komusubi Kululu
***SIGN*** Collapsed
**[18:30] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[18:31] ---**
This sort of activity isn't my thing.
**[18:34] ---**
Kululu!
**[18:37] ---**
Next, Sekiwake.
**[18:39] ---**
Face each other!
**[18:40] ---**
This is going to be tough.
**[18:41] ---**
Put your spirit into it!
**[18:42] ---**
Dororo!
**[18:43] ---**
The match is on!
**[18:45] ---**
Why, you! You!
**[18:47] ---**
You scurry little bastard!
**[18:49] ---**
There!
***SIGN*** Poof!
**[18:57] ---**
Keroro Platoon!
***SIGN*** Sekiwake Dororo
***SIGN*** Out of Bounds
**[18:59] ---**
He did it!
**[19:00] ---**
That's Dororo for you!
**[19:01] ---**
Next, Ozeki.
**[19:04] ---**
Giroro, we're counting on you!
**[19:06] ---**
Natsumi, I'll save you, without fail!
**[19:09] ---**
Hey!
**[19:10] ---**
It's against the rules to wear
anything except the sumo loincloth.
**[19:13] ---**
Wha?!
**[19:14] ---**
M-My belt!
**[19:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro becomes puny
when he takes his belt off!
**[19:18] ---**
Why is that? Because you see,
inside the buckle of his belt...
**[19:21] ---**
Why, it's Natsumi's photo!
**[19:23] ---**
Don't tell them!
**[19:24] ---**
Put your spirit into it! The match is on!
**[19:26] ---**
Mousians!
**[19:28] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[19:29] ---**
Natsumi... I-I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Ozeki Giroro
***SIGN*** Slapped Down
***SIGN*** Yokozuna Sekiwake Maegashira Ozeki Komusubi Keroro Giroro Dororo Kululu Tamama
***SIGN*** Out of Bounds Pushed Out Slapped Down Collapsed
**[19:33] ---**
And now, today's final bout!
***SIGN*** Yokozuna Keroro
**[19:35] ---**
The Yokozuna match!
**[19:39] ---**
All right!
**[19:44] ---**
It's no use. I can't get
my hopes up for this at all.
**[19:47] ---**
Yokozuna, put the screws to this
two-squeak upstart for us!
**[19:50] ---**
Face each other!
**[19:52] ---**
Up to this point, everything
has gone as planned, sir.
**[19:55] ---**
Tied at two matches apiece!
**[19:56] ---**
Everything will be determined
by this Yokozuna match!
***SIGN*** Gratitude
**[19:59] ---**
This is the perfect setup to make
Lady Natsumi indebted to me, sir.
**[19:59] ---**
Keroro-sama...!
**[20:03] ---**
I will not lose, no matter what, sir.
**[20:06] ---**
Why?
**[20:06] ---**
Because I have this Gravity
Controller Equipped Sumo Loincloth
***SIGN*** Gravity Controller Equipped Sumo Loincloth
**[20:09] ---**
that Kululu developed, sir.
**[20:11] ---**
The match is on!
**[20:13] ---**
Now! Gravity, full power!
**[20:17] ---**
Even the famous Raiden would be shocked
**[20:19] ---**
at how rock solid I am on
my feet right now, sir.
**[20:21] ---**
Y-Yah-ho!
**[20:24] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
***SIGN*** Keroizumi
**[20:25] ---**
Yes! I am truly immovable
as a mountain, sir!
**[20:30] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Gravity Gravity Gravity
**[20:31] ---**
Huh?! What?!
**[20:32] ---**
What?! What's going on?!
**[20:35] ---**
You turned the knob too far.
**[20:38] ---**
The Mousians win!
**[20:40] ---**
Yah-ho!
**[20:41] ---**
S-So heavy...
**[20:43] ---**
Oh, I have to work here
for the rest of my life now.
**[20:46] ---**
I'll never get to go home again, either.
**[20:48] ---**
All right, we're taking the Pekopon girls!
**[20:51] ---**
Wait!
**[20:53] ---**
It was a misunderstanding
from the very beginning!
**[20:57] ---**
Y-Yah-ho!
**[20:59] ---**
This is not a weapon, but a rice ball!
**[21:01] ---**
I thought Natsumi-san would laugh at it,
so I couldn't tell anyone...
**[21:05] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[21:06] ---**
I won't be fooled!
**[21:08] ---**
Such a destructive rice ball
couldn't possibly exist!
**[21:11] ---**
It is a rice ball!
**[21:14] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[21:16] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[21:20] ---**
It's delicious!
**[21:21] ---**
It's delicious, Koyuki!
**[21:25] ---**
This rice ball is the best!
**[21:27] ---**
Really?!
**[21:29] ---**
Goodness! So it was a
5 Squeakillion yen misunderstanding!
**[21:32] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry for wrecking your spaceship!
**[21:38] ---**
And so, the misunderstanding
was cleared up,
**[21:40] ---**
and as a gesture of reconciliation,
**[21:41] ---**
they all decided to have rice balls together.
**[21:45] ---**
Yum! 100 Squeakillion yen!
**[21:48] ---**
Yeah, it's delicious!
**[21:49] ---**
I'm so glad, Natsumi-san!
**[21:52] ---**
And as for what happened
to our Sergeant Keroro...
**[21:58] ---**
I am hungry, sir.
**[22:02] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[22:03] ---**
You did technically try to save us
on this occasion, after all.
**[22:08] ---**
Right?
**[22:09] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[22:13] ---**
It's yummy, ma'am!
**[22:18] ---**
And they lived happily ever after.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Tamama here.
**[23:53] ---**
You should all fully enjoy your
summers while you're still kids.
**[23:57] ---**
It seems once you grow up,
you do not have time for it anymore.
**[23:59] ---**
Especially people who draw manga
or create anime, who have to...
**[24:02] ---**
...work harder for us, you slackers!!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
summer break means homework.
**[24:09] ---**
"Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the
Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
It's our first whole episode in a while!
So how's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E71 - Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XK49/atrocious-annoying-legend-of-the-universes-king-of-forgetting-homework-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:33] ---**
There are inhabitants of the limitless
expanse of the great universe.
**[01:37] ---**
Those inhabitants are planets.
**[01:40] ---**
And living on one of
those planets is us humans...
**[01:47] ---**
"If we humans, the
inhabitants of the planet Earth,
**[01:49] ---**
are recognized as life forms,
**[01:52] ---**
could we not say that planets,
the inhabitants of the universe,
***SIGN*** Celestial Bodies within the Milky Way Galaxy
**[01:55] ---**
are also life forms?"
**[02:00] ---**
The universe is so deep.
**[02:03] ---**
This game is so deep.
**[02:06] ---**
Master Fuyuki, don't you need
to do your homework, sir?
**[02:10] ---**
What? Why did you bring that up?
**[02:13] ---**
I heard from Lady Natsumi,
you know, sir.
**[02:16] ---**
It seems you always end up
working frantically at the last minute.
**[02:20] ---**
Sheesh. That's not any of Sis's business.
**[02:23] ---**
It's fine. Right now,
this book is more important.
**[02:28] ---**
Don't look at me if you get
into trouble later, sir.
**[02:35] ---**
Atrocious, Annoying Legend of the
Universe's King of Forgetting Homework, Sir!
**[02:41] ---**
What'll I do?!
***SIGN*** Tremble Tremble
**[02:48] ---**
Th-This isn't normal.
**[02:50] ---**
What's this about?
**[02:51] ---**
Yes, the truth is...
***SIGN*** Invasion Quota Submission Directive Priority
**[02:56] ---**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** Invasion Quota
**[02:57] ---**
Th-This is...
***SIGN*** Submission
**[02:59] ---**
...an invasion quota submission directive
from Planet Keron HQ?!
***SIGN*** Aiiiieeeeee!
**[03:09] ---**
"As a midterm report on how
the invasion of Pekopon is going,
**[03:13] ---**
you are to submit tangible evidence
of your progress.
**[03:15] ---**
Furthermore, if you fail to turn
in your submission by the deadline,
**[03:19] ---**
there may be a forced withdrawal
in store for the Keroro Platoon.
**[03:22] ---**
You have been warned."
**[03:24] ---**
The deadline is... tomorrow!
***SIGN*** Forced Withdrawal
**[03:28] ---**
Goodbye!
**[03:32] ---**
Not only that, but this letter
arrived half a year ago!
**[03:35] ---**
It was buried in a mountain
of un-built Gundam models
**[03:38] ---**
and he just found it earlier...
**[03:41] ---**
How could you do this to us?!
**[03:43] ---**
You stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
**[03:45] ---**
Oh, stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid me!
**[03:48] ---**
Think of something we can do!
**[03:49] ---**
Easy for you to say!
***SIGN*** Kululun Felonies
**[03:52] ---**
I know! Lady Momoka's family
is rich, so just maybe!
**[03:56] ---**
That's it! Contact Tamama right away!
**[04:00] ---**
I am sorry, but we cannot agree to that.
**[04:04] ---**
What?! Why not?!
**[04:07] ---**
We do have a couple of islands
we aren't using...
**[04:09] ---**
It is outrageous that the invaders
should seek the cooperation
**[04:12] ---**
of those they intend to invade.
**[04:15] ---**
In other words...
***SIGN*** Do your own homework.
**[04:17] ---**
Do your own homework!
**[04:19] ---**
...is what it comes down to.
**[04:24] ---**
We got rejected point-blank.
**[04:26] ---**
S-Sorry for putting you
through that unpleasantness.
**[04:29] ---**
What? Use Kululu's pen to draw
a piece of land for you?
**[04:33] ---**
Come on, don't ask for
something so absurd out of the blue.
**[04:39] ---**
Oh, hello?
**[04:40] ---**
Is this the prime minister's
official residence?
**[04:42] ---**
Would you happen to have
an extra prefecture somewhere?
**[04:44] ---**
If you wouldn't mind,
I'd like you to share a bit...
***SIGN*** Click!
**[04:48] ---**
Since it's come to this!
**[04:50] ---**
We'll submit the Hinata
residence here for now
**[04:52] ---**
Whoa! Our house!
**[04:52] ---**
and then have them
return it later. How's that?
**[04:55] ---**
You think Natsumi
would just let us do that?!
**[04:59] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[05:00] ---**
You're right.
**[05:01] ---**
If things go wrong, I could die.
**[05:03] ---**
Aw, man! What should we do?!
**[05:06] ---**
This is all your fault to begin with!
**[05:09] ---**
Yeah, that's right! I'm the one at fault!
**[05:12] ---**
I'm always the one at fault, sir!
**[05:15] ---**
It is all over.
**[05:17] ---**
Will this mean goodbye with you, too?
**[05:20] ---**
Nin.
**[05:21] ---**
But this is still a bit too sudden...
**[05:28] ---**
Giroro-senpai!
**[05:29] ---**
G-Giroro, don't be rash, sir!
**[05:31] ---**
Darn it! Don't stop me!
**[05:32] ---**
If we just bring them under military
control now, that'll be the end of it!
**[05:36] ---**
Corporal Giroro, moving out!
**[05:39] ---**
Can no one stop Giroro now?!
**[05:42] ---**
Click!
**[05:47] ---**
Sleep for a while.
**[05:49] ---**
You dummy!
**[05:51] ---**
If we could've invaded them so easily,
**[05:53] ---**
we wouldn't be having
such trouble, sir!
**[05:54] ---**
Isn't there something we can do,
Sergeant Major Kululu, sir?
**[05:57] ---**
They want tangible evidence
of our progress,
**[06:01] ---**
so hacking the data with our computers
won't do us any good.
**[06:06] ---**
However.
**[06:07] ---**
There is a way.
**[06:09] ---**
One absolute last resort.
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[06:14] ---**
Really, sir?!
**[06:15] ---**
It's a simple trick.
**[06:17] ---**
All that's left is for you
to decide, Commander.
**[06:21] ---**
That's...
**[06:24] ---**
What?!
**[06:29] ---**
W-We can do something
like that, sir?
**[06:32] ---**
I told you, it's a simple trick.
***SIGN*** Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[06:36] ---**
Now, Commander,
**[06:38] ---**
shall we do it?
**[06:39] ---**
Or do we just go back to Keron?
***SIGN*** Clench
**[06:43] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, this
operation will be strictly top secret.
**[06:48] ---**
Hyper-secret, sir.
**[06:50] ---**
Roger.
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
**[06:57] ---**
This is one operation
we can't afford to screw up!
**[07:00] ---**
We'll pull through this,
no matter what, sir!
**[07:07] ---**
That night.
**[07:13] ---**
With the utmost secrecy,
**[07:14] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu's
invention was launched
**[07:16] ---**
into the airspace above
the Hinata residence.
**[07:21] ---**
Altitude stabilization confirmed.
**[07:23] ---**
Activating.
**[07:24] ---**
We're counting on you, sir.
***SIGN*** Day of the Deadline
**[07:28] ---**
And the next day,
**[07:30] ---**
people did not yet
have any way to know
**[07:32] ---**
about the abnormal phenomena that
were beginning to occur on Earth.
**[07:35] ---**
Sheesh! It's supposed to be
Sarge's turn to take out the trash today!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Municipal Pool
**[07:43] ---**
What?! The water in the pool disappeared?!
**[07:46] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:48] ---**
It should've been full of water,
but it suddenly dried up.
**[07:51] ---**
We're in the middle of
fixing things right now.
**[07:53] ---**
They say the pool at school is
out of commission, too, Natsumi.
**[07:57] ---**
What the heck?!
***SIGN*** Kissho Park Please no games involving balls inside the park.
**[07:58] ---**
And it's the perfect day
to go to a pool, too.
**[08:15] ---**
As we have shown you,
**[08:16] ---**
strange, unexplained incidents have
been confirmed all across Inner-Tokyo
**[08:19] ---**
where objects such as trash, sand,
and gravel have been disappearing.
**[08:23] ---**
Furthermore, within the same region,
**[08:23] ---**
I'm back!
**[08:25] ---**
there are reports that the water in
pools at schools and public facilities
***SIGN*** Summer Mystery
Unexplained Disappearances
**[08:27] ---**
has all dried up at once.
**[08:29] ---**
Wow! It's on the news!
**[08:29] ---**
There is currently a localized warning
for abnormally dry conditions,
**[08:32] ---**
Sis.
**[08:34] ---**
so please be extremely careful
with all sources of fire.
**[08:34] ---**
I have an odd feeling about this...
**[08:37] ---**
And it seems incredibly familiar.
**[08:40] ---**
Y-You don't mean...
***SIGN*** We're not doing anything bad today, so there's no need for you to be suspicious!
**[08:44] ---**
"We're not doing anything bad today,
**[08:47] ---**
so there's no need for you
to be suspicious!"
**[08:51] ---**
Bingo.
**[08:52] ---**
It helps a lot that he's so profoundly stupid.
**[08:55] ---**
All personnel, report on the
current situation, sir!
**[08:58] ---**
RA-01's total volume
**[09:01] ---**
has reached approximately
one ten-billionth of the original.
**[09:05] ---**
Oxygen, silicon, iron, magnesium,
**[09:07] ---**
aluminum, nickel, sulfur,
antimony, and others...
**[09:11] ---**
No problems with the ratio of elements.
**[09:13] ---**
Manifestation of the
dynamo theory confirmed.
**[09:15] ---**
Formation of an independent
magnetic field has also been detected.
**[09:18] ---**
This is totally gibberish to me!
**[09:22] ---**
Looks like it's complete for the
purposes of our submission, at least.
**[09:26] ---**
Maybe we should stop around here...
**[09:29] ---**
Not yet!
**[09:31] ---**
Now that we've come this far,
we'll make it even bigger
***SIGN*** Greed Greed
**[09:34] ---**
and show off just how capable
I am to the folks at HQ, sir!
***SIGN*** Stupid Frog!!
**[09:38] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
Where are you?! Answer me!
**[09:43] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[09:44] ---**
So she figured it out, after all.
**[09:46] ---**
You can hear me, right, stupid frog?!
**[09:49] ---**
W-We must persevere, sir.
**[09:49] ---**
All the weird things happening
across the city are your doing, right?!
**[09:51] ---**
This is the one time we
cannot give ground, sir!
**[09:54] ---**
Well, Sis?
**[09:55] ---**
He's being pretty stubborn.
**[09:58] ---**
Fuyuki, bring the stupid frog's
favorite Gundam model over here.
**[10:01] ---**
Huh? Wh-What are you going to do?
**[10:03] ---**
Sh-She wouldn't!
**[10:05] ---**
Endure it, Keroro!
**[10:08] ---**
No response...
**[10:09] ---**
Hey, enough's enough...
**[10:11] ---**
Hold on, Sis!
**[10:15] ---**
Sarge, can you hear me?
**[10:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[10:18] ---**
Please, Sarge, we won't get mad,
so come on out.
**[10:23] ---**
I don't know what your reasons are,
but we're friends, aren't we?
**[10:28] ---**
Please understand, Master Fuyuki.
**[10:31] ---**
I... I...
**[10:34] ---**
...do not want to say
goodbye to all of you, sir.
**[10:39] ---**
Uncle...
**[10:42] ---**
Keroro.
**[10:44] ---**
It's fine. Let them see it, too.
**[10:47] ---**
There's no use hiding it any longer.
**[10:53] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, there's no worry
of interference anymore, right?
**[10:57] ---**
I suppose not.
**[10:58] ---**
Then transport the two here, sir.
**[11:01] ---**
Roger.
**[11:02] ---**
Click!
**[11:07] ---**
So I guess you've decided to give in.
**[11:09] ---**
Now, let's hear a complete
explanation of what you're up to!
**[11:14] ---**
You won't get mad?
**[11:15] ---**
Depends.
**[11:16] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
put it on the monitor, sir.
**[11:19] ---**
Roger.
**[11:26] ---**
The ocean?
**[11:27] ---**
What about it?
**[11:30] ---**
Zooming out.
**[11:32] ---**
Click!
**[11:35] ---**
What?!
**[11:41] ---**
Wha?!
**[11:48] ---**
What is this?!
**[11:52] ---**
Um, we were making a Pekopon.
**[11:58] ---**
The top secret operation
**[11:59] ---**
that Sergeant Keroro and
the others were working on...
**[12:01] ---**
Astonishingly, their objective
was to create a miniature Earth.
**[12:05] ---**
Will their plan actually succeed?
**[12:08] ---**
And what will become
of the Keroro Platoon?
**[12:24] ---**
Wow...
**[12:29] ---**
Sergeant Keroro and his platoon
started making a miniature Earth
**[12:32] ---**
in the sky over the Hinata residence.
**[12:33] ---**
Can their operation possibly be
successful this time?!
**[12:39] ---**
I-Is this real?
**[12:41] ---**
It's a super-super-scaled down
Pekopon replica.
**[12:44] ---**
It even has oceans and land.
**[12:46] ---**
I never imagined you were
making something like this.
**[12:51] ---**
Want to try going there?
To the freshly-made Pekopon?
**[12:55] ---**
We can go there?!
**[12:56] ---**
Of course.
**[12:57] ---**
I wanna go! I wanna go!
**[12:59] ---**
Get on that round panel over there.
**[13:05] ---**
A party of two!
**[13:07] ---**
Click!
**[13:45] ---**
It's beautiful...
**[13:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:51] ---**
Ooh! This is excellent
craftsmanship, sir!
**[13:55] ---**
Current diameter is approximately 1.5 km.
**[13:58] ---**
It has grown to the size
of a small meteoroid.
**[14:00] ---**
Or, like, steady progress?
**[14:02] ---**
How in the world did you
make something like this?
**[14:06] ---**
Well, it's a simple trick.
**[14:09] ---**
First, we used a missile to set up a
small gravitational core up in the sky.
**[14:15] ---**
Once it was at a stable altitude,
**[14:16] ---**
we borrowed elemental
components from the real Pekopon
**[14:19] ---**
in amounts that wouldn't be too obvious.
**[14:23] ---**
After that, we just had to combine
the elements at the proper ratios,
**[14:26] ---**
and we had our replica Pekopon
in no time at all.
**[14:30] ---**
Th-That's amazing!
**[14:32] ---**
What are you doing being impressed?!
**[14:34] ---**
At any rate,
**[14:35] ---**
if you think you're going to
make a resort to enjoy all by yourselves,
**[14:37] ---**
you'd better think again!
**[14:39] ---**
I didn't get to go swimming
because of you guys, after all.
**[14:42] ---**
So I'm going to use this place as a pool!
**[14:45] ---**
What?! Th-That's kind of...
**[14:47] ---**
You got a problem with that?
**[14:49] ---**
No, not really.
**[14:51] ---**
Now that that's settled!
**[14:55] ---**
Hurry up, Mom!
**[14:57] ---**
See? Look! Isn't it incredible?!
**[14:59] ---**
Talk about a surprise!
**[15:00] ---**
Kero-chan and the others made this?
**[15:03] ---**
Wow...
**[15:05] ---**
What a beautiful sandy beach!
**[15:08] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[15:09] ---**
Right!
**[15:10] ---**
There!
**[15:14] ---**
Hey, are you sure this is okay, Keroro?
**[15:16] ---**
W-Well, we still have time until
the submission deadline, so...
**[15:20] ---**
Let us enjoy it as well, sir!
**[15:22] ---**
Please wait for me, Mr. Sergeant!
**[15:25] ---**
Y-You dumbos!
**[15:26] ---**
Tamama, here you are, sir!
**[15:29] ---**
Aw, no fair!
**[15:31] ---**
Beautiful.
**[15:33] ---**
It is certainly a beautiful ocean.
**[15:38] ---**
However, there is not a
single fish swimming in it.
**[15:43] ---**
The vitality of life is
nowhere to be found here.
**[15:49] ---**
Wow! That's an amazing view, isn't it?
**[15:52] ---**
You could search the entire world,
**[15:54] ---**
and you would not find a resort
as beautiful as this.
**[15:57] ---**
It's freshly-made, after all.
**[16:01] ---**
I see.
**[16:03] ---**
So this is how beautiful Earth was
when it was first made.
**[16:08] ---**
Come to think of it, her eyes were...
**[16:11] ---**
...the color of this ocean, weren't they?
**[16:15] ---**
That was during last year's summer break.
**[16:16] ---**
Fuyuki had a wondrous
encounter with a Nontolma girl.
**[16:22] ---**
What's wrong, Fuyuki-kun?
**[16:24] ---**
What?! Oh, no, um, nothing...
**[16:27] ---**
It's nothing.
***SIGN*** Sigh...
**[16:30] ---**
Nothing, my foot!
**[16:32] ---**
The look on his face says
there's definitely something!
**[16:34] ---**
Darn iiiiiiit!
**[16:41] ---**
And now...
**[16:43] ---**
After all this time,
this day is finally upon us.
**[16:47] ---**
But on Earth right now, there's Fuyuki.
**[16:59] ---**
Aw, everyone looks like
they're having so much fun.
**[17:02] ---**
Lucky them. I want to go play
with Uncle and the others, too.
**[17:07] ---**
This is bad.
**[17:08] ---**
It's ended up getting pretty big.
**[17:11] ---**
They might get wind of us soon.
**[17:13] ---**
Get wind of us?
**[17:15] ---**
I told you, remember?
**[17:16] ---**
That this plan is an absolute last resort?
**[17:20] ---**
Huh?
**[17:21] ---**
Koyuki-chan! Mom! Over here!
**[17:25] ---**
Freeze. Hands up.
**[17:29] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?
**[17:32] ---**
Do not resist.
**[17:33] ---**
Remain calm.
**[17:35] ---**
Or things will get messy for you.
**[17:37] ---**
Wh-Wh-What? What?
**[17:38] ---**
Or, like, persons unknown?
**[17:40] ---**
Hmph! So they did find out.
**[17:45] ---**
What is this?! What's going on?!
**[17:46] ---**
That is as far as you go, poyo!
**[17:48] ---**
Oof. Oof. Poyoyoyoyo...
**[17:51] ---**
That's...!
**[17:53] ---**
From the Andromeda police station...
**[17:56] ---**
...I am Space Police Officer Poyon, poyo!
**[18:00] ---**
What?! What's a police officer want with us?
**[18:03] ---**
It's no use playing dumb, poyo!
**[18:05] ---**
You're all about to be arrested soon, poyo!
**[18:08] ---**
Arrested?!
**[18:09] ---**
Under space law,
**[18:10] ---**
planets are recognized as the
largest unit of life in the universe, poyo!
**[18:15] ---**
So artificially creating planets is
an extremely grave offense, poyo!
**[18:20] ---**
Planets are... life forms...!
**[18:23] ---**
According to my calculations,
**[18:25] ---**
this celestial body will qualify as
a planet in just a little while, poyo.
**[18:29] ---**
When it does, all parties involved
will be rounded up, poyo!
**[18:33] ---**
What?!
**[18:34] ---**
By any chance, does that
mean that we're included, too?!
**[18:37] ---**
I was only following orders!
**[18:40] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, cancel
the operation immediately! Cancel!
**[18:44] ---**
The thing is, that's
what I've been trying to do,
**[18:46] ---**
but it won't stop,
no matter what I do.
**[18:49] ---**
Looks like it's gone out of control.
**[18:51] ---**
What?!
**[18:51] ---**
Out of control?!
***SIGN*** Not good!! Watch out!! Danger!! We're done for!!
**[18:52] ---**
The cause is a complete mystery.
***SIGN*** Breaking!! Out of control!! Spinning!! You moron!!
**[18:54] ---**
My contraption should be flawless.
***SIGN*** This is killing me... Stop it... I'm getting tired... Hurry up...
***SIGN*** Seriously... Give me a break Come on, man... Get real...
**[18:57] ---**
It's as if it's under the control of a will
**[18:59] ---**
that belongs to someone other than us!
**[19:04] ---**
A will belonging to someone else?!
**[19:07] ---**
Never mind violating space law.
**[19:09] ---**
If the gravitational core
continues to run amuck,
**[19:11] ---**
the real Pekopon will be stripped
of all its matter and cease to exist!
**[19:16] ---**
No way!
**[19:17] ---**
What?!
**[19:19] ---**
Nin!
**[19:21] ---**
What a terrible predicament!
**[19:22] ---**
No... No!
***SIGN*** Homework
**[19:27] ---**
All I didn't do my homework...
**[19:30] ---**
...Pekopon will be... Pekopon will be...!
**[19:35] ---**
Keroro, you dumbo! How do you plan
to take responsibility for this?!
**[19:39] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[19:40] ---**
Is Earth going to disappear?!
**[19:42] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[19:43] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:44] ---**
Sarge!
**[19:47] ---**
Sarge!
**[19:48] ---**
Isn't there something you can do?!
Isn't there some way?!
**[19:51] ---**
Sarge!
**[19:52] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:52] ---**
I don't know.
**[19:53] ---**
Keroro!
**[19:53] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[19:54] ---**
I don't know what I should do anymore.
**[19:54] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[19:55] ---**
Hey, frog!
**[19:56] ---**
I don't know!
***SIGN*** Uncle!!
**[20:01] ---**
Uncle!
**[20:04] ---**
Please don't cry, Uncle!
**[20:05] ---**
That voice...
**[20:07] ---**
A goddess?
**[20:10] ---**
No, I am the Great Lord of Terror.
**[20:16] ---**
Angol Mois!
**[20:18] ---**
Come from on high!
**[20:19] ---**
I will destroy this planet!
**[20:22] ---**
Everyone, please evacuate!
**[20:24] ---**
But if you destroy it here,
the city below will be...!
**[20:27] ---**
It will be all right.
**[20:29] ---**
Angol Tribe Ultimate Esoteric Technique,
**[20:31] ---**
Book of Destruction Fifty-Seven!
***SIGN*** Black
**[20:36] ---**
Black Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[20:50] ---**
Instead of making it break up outwardly,
**[20:52] ---**
Black Armageddon is a finishing technique
**[20:54] ---**
that makes the planet
implode into nonexistence!
**[21:00] ---**
Poyo.
**[21:01] ---**
Just barely in time, poyo.
**[21:21] ---**
The replica Pekopon is now
a shadow of its former self.
**[21:24] ---**
Should we try submitting it to HQ anyway?
**[21:27] ---**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Presenting: This is Pekopon.
**[21:30] ---**
Sergeant Keroro submitted
the ruined replica Pekopon
**[21:33] ---**
on the premise that it couldn't hurt,
**[21:34] ---**
and unexpectedly, HQ accepted it
with a somewhat confounded air
**[21:37] ---**
for "the courage of
attempting the submission,"
**[21:39] ---**
and they were spared
the forced withdrawal!
**[21:47] ---**
It's as if it's under the control of a will
**[21:49] ---**
that belongs to someone other than us!
**[21:52] ---**
A will that belongs to someone else...
who could it have been?
**[21:57] ---**
Maybe it was the Earth's desire
to experience a beautiful rebirth.
**[22:02] ---**
Hey, Fuyuki!
**[22:04] ---**
You're slacking off again!
**[22:06] ---**
I'm not helping with any of your homework,
**[22:08] ---**
even if you come crying to me
at the eleventh hour!
**[22:11] ---**
I know that, Sis! I'm working on it
like I'm supposed to!
***SIGN*** Celestial Bodies within the Milky Way Galaxy
**[22:14] ---**
What a lie!
You were just spacing out!
**[22:16] ---**
Everyone, try to get your
homework finished up early, too.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:54] ---**
556 here!
**[23:55] ---**
Summer is hot!
**[23:56] ---**
But don't let that make you
consume too many cold foods!
**[23:59] ---**
If you have any leftovers,
Lavie and I will take them off your hands!
**[24:02] ---**
Don't be shy! I won't be!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, it's yummy!
**[24:08] ---**
"Keroro's Iron Chef Challenge, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Tamama's Most Powerful
Warrior Challenge, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Mmm, yummy!
# E72 - Keroro's Iron Chef Challenge, Sir! / Tamama's Most Powerful Warrior Challenge, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JP20/keroros-iron-chef-challenge-sir--tamamas-most-powerful-warrior-challenge-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:32] ---**
It is the nature of challengers
to come out of the blue.
**[01:40] ---**
Are we under attack?!
**[01:41] ---**
Our purpose here is nothing sinister.
**[01:43] ---**
We are the wandering chefs Minemine and...
**[01:46] ---**
...Gomogomo!
**[01:49] ---**
If you're Minemine and Gomogomo,
**[01:51] ---**
then you're the ones
who go planet-to-planet,
**[01:53] ---**
challenging skilled chefs to fight!
**[01:55] ---**
You're master chefs!
**[01:56] ---**
Yes.
**[01:58] ---**
We heard of how
**[01:59] ---**
you once won the Space
Instant Dumpling Championship,
**[02:02] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, and so
we have come to see you.
**[02:05] ---**
Please...
**[02:06] ---**
...let us test our skills against yours.
**[02:08] ---**
So, this day has come at last, sir.
**[02:11] ---**
Since it has come to this,
I'll neither hide nor run, sir.
**[02:14] ---**
If you win,
**[02:16] ---**
we will give you the universe's top
performing dishwashing machine,
**[02:20] ---**
the "Sparkle Champ"!
**[02:22] ---**
On the other hand, if you lose,
we will take this base.
**[02:27] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Master Chef Type Invading Aliens Minemine & Gomogomo
**[02:29] ---**
Enter the Master Chef Type Invading Aliens!
**[02:35] ---**
Keroro's Iron Chef Challenge, Sir!
**[02:44] ---**
Hey, whoa!
**[02:45] ---**
If they take our base, we'll lose
our stronghold for the invasion!
**[02:49] ---**
This is a matter of pride!
I can't possibly back down, sir!
***SIGN*** King
***SIGN*** Food Critic Alien Space Taste King
**[03:05] ---**
My name is Space Taste King!
**[03:07] ---**
I am here to stand witness
to this competition!
**[03:09] ---**
Both parties are to display their skills
in a fair and square manner.
**[03:13] ---**
Space Taste King?!
**[03:14] ---**
Are you that famous food critic, sir?!
**[03:17] ---**
Mm-hm. I challenge you to
blow away my taste buds.
**[03:22] ---**
This is getting me even
more fired up, sir!
**[03:25] ---**
I brought everybody, Mr. Sergeant.
**[03:28] ---**
Good work, Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[03:31] ---**
Hey, why do we have
to get dragged into this?
**[03:33] ---**
First, my disciples will
test your skills, sir!
**[03:38] ---**
Hey, don't make decisions for us!
**[03:40] ---**
Then let us get right to
the cooking, sir.
**[03:43] ---**
What?
**[03:47] ---**
These are all the ingredients we have?
**[03:49] ---**
They were scrounged up from the
kitchen on short notice, sir.
**[03:52] ---**
So you can hardly complain, sir.
**[03:57] ---**
Sheesh. I guess I have no choice.
**[03:59] ---**
Come on, Giroro! Don't space out
over there! Cut up the meat!
**[04:03] ---**
Right!
**[04:08] ---**
They're not master chefs for nothing.
They have great technique.
**[04:11] ---**
This kind of detail-oriented work
isn't my thing!
**[04:17] ---**
Get down!
**[04:20] ---**
Make trouble for me, will you?
**[04:22] ---**
You okay, Natsumi?
**[04:24] ---**
I am far from okay! Look at
the mess our ingredients are in!
***SIGN*** Hinata Natsumi's Dish Stir-Fried Daikon Horse Radish Leaves
**[04:29] ---**
Hinata Natsumi's dish: stir-fried
daikon horse radish leaves.
**[04:33] ---**
This was about all I could make in the end.
**[04:36] ---**
Let's see...
**[04:40] ---**
Not bad.
**[04:42] ---**
Really?! Yes!
**[04:44] ---**
Next, please. The master chefs' dish.
**[04:47] ---**
Master chefs' dish: deep-fried
shrimp with tartar sauce.
***SIGN*** Master Chefs' Dish Deep-Fried Shrimp with Tartar Sauce
**[04:51] ---**
They made a refined dish
like this from those ingredients?!
**[04:58] ---**
This is...!
**[04:59] ---**
The crisp crunch of the breading!
The springy texture of the shrimp!
**[05:03] ---**
You have truly turned out a plate
of first-rate deep-fried shrimp!
**[05:06] ---**
We kneaded powdered
shrimp chips into taro,
**[05:09] ---**
and then breaded and deep-fried them.
**[05:10] ---**
This spirit of originality and ingenuity!
**[05:12] ---**
Truly what every chef should be!
**[05:14] ---**
One point for the masters!
**[05:18] ---**
This showdown has
only just begun, sir!
**[05:20] ---**
Next! Master Fuyuki!
**[05:22] ---**
Huh? Me?
**[05:24] ---**
Um, based on a wall mural
found in the Palace of Thebes,
**[05:27] ---**
I'm going to make bread
from the ancient Egyptian era.
**[05:31] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki's dish: ancient Egyptian bread.
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki's Dish Ancient Egyptian Bread
**[05:38] ---**
The idea is ingenious,
**[05:40] ---**
but this bread does not have the heart
that a chef would put into it.
**[05:44] ---**
What?
**[05:45] ---**
I figured it wouldn't work.
**[05:47] ---**
Master chefs' dish:
steak flavored with foie gras.
***SIGN*** Master Chefs' Dish Steak Flavored with Foie Gras
**[05:50] ---**
Wow.
**[05:51] ---**
That looks so good.
**[05:52] ---**
Ah! This is a luxurious dish,
and it also has heart to it.
**[05:57] ---**
One point for the masters!
**[05:59] ---**
Next! Lady Koyuki!
**[06:01] ---**
You got it!
***SIGN*** Koyuki-chan's Dish Rice Ball
**[06:03] ---**
Koyuki-chan's dish: rice ball.
**[06:05] ---**
Please enjoy.
**[06:11] ---**
H-H-Hard!
**[06:14] ---**
Next!
***SIGN*** Master Chefs' Dish Red Snapper Stewed Whole and Intact
**[06:15] ---**
Master chefs' dish:
red snapper stewed whole and intact.
**[06:21] ---**
One point for the masters!
**[06:23] ---**
Sheesh! You guys are all useless!
**[06:26] ---**
If you are going to be like that,
you can do the hard work, Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:30] ---**
You're the one who accepted
the challenge to begin with.
**[06:35] ---**
I rounded up the items you requested.
**[06:38] ---**
Ah! I have been waiting for this, sir!
***SIGN*** Space Caviar
**[06:44] ---**
Space caviar!
**[06:46] ---**
Space octopus!
***SIGN*** Space Octopus
***SIGN*** Space Cerberus Liver
**[06:48] ---**
Space Cerberus liver!
***SIGN*** Space Dekopon Space Squid
**[06:50] ---**
In addition, space dekopon,
space squid, space chicken, and others!
***SIGN*** Space Chicken
**[06:56] ---**
That was expensive.
**[06:58] ---**
With these ingredients and my skills,
**[07:01] ---**
I am now guaranteed victory, sir.
**[07:08] ---**
I heard what's going on, Keroro!
**[07:11] ---**
Hey, 556!
**[07:12] ---**
While my little sister, Lavie, is
working diligently at her part-time job,
**[07:17] ---**
I, 556, take care of the meals every day!
**[07:20] ---**
If it's cooking, leave it to me!
**[07:22] ---**
556, will you help me?!
**[07:25] ---**
That's what I've been saying, haven't I?!
**[07:28] ---**
Then once again,
resume the cooking showdown!
**[07:32] ---**
556, we'll start by preparing
the space caviar, sir.
**[07:35] ---**
Roger that!
**[07:37] ---**
Come and get me!
**[07:39] ---**
Next up is space octopus.
**[07:41] ---**
Let go, you space monster!
**[07:44] ---**
Space Cerberus liver!
**[07:48] ---**
The finishing touch will be squeezed
space dekopon juice, sir.
**[07:54] ---**
And finally,
**[07:55] ---**
made with the unstinting use of
the universe's choicest ingredients,
**[07:57] ---**
a dish worthy of legends was complete.
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro & 556's Dish
**[08:04] ---**
Sergeant Keroro and 556's dish!
**[08:07] ---**
"N-No idea what it is" dish!
***SIGN*** No Idea What It Is Dish
**[08:11] ---**
Well, then...
**[08:21] ---**
Why? Regardless of all those
ingredients that went into this,
**[08:25] ---**
it tastes like bread crust.
**[08:27] ---**
And tree-day old bread crust, to boot.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[08:31] ---**
Wh-Why?!
***SIGN*** Master Chefs' Dish
**[08:35] ---**
Master chefs' dish: instant ramen!
***SIGN*** Master Chefs' Dish Instant Ramen
**[08:41] ---**
One point for the masters!
**[08:44] ---**
I... I lost?!
**[08:49] ---**
It looks like you're having fun over here.
**[08:53] ---**
Would you let me join in?
**[08:55] ---**
Mom!
**[08:56] ---**
But there are almost no ingredients left...
**[08:59] ---**
Oh, this is enough to
make something plenty tasty!
**[09:03] ---**
What?
**[09:07] ---**
First, cut up the tofu and
vegetables into bite size pieces for me.
**[09:11] ---**
Natsumi, take the kelp out
before it boils, okay?
**[09:14] ---**
Got it.
**[09:16] ---**
I've got the miso and sesame oil ready.
**[09:18] ---**
Thank you.
**[09:26] ---**
Their hearts have become as one
as they cook together.
**[09:30] ---**
A truly beautiful sight.
**[09:39] ---**
Thus, the master chefs and the
Sergeant's team, led by Mom Aki,
**[09:43] ---**
completed their final dishes.
***SIGN*** Master Chefs' Dish Sole Casserole Baked in Puff Pastry
**[09:46] ---**
Master chefs' dish:
sole casserole baked in puff pastry.
**[09:54] ---**
The lightness of the pastry and
the thick texture of the casserole
**[09:57] ---**
blend to create exquisite harmony!
**[10:00] ---**
Truly, a dish that makes the most
of the ingredients' natural flavors!
**[10:03] ---**
Superb!
**[10:05] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[10:06] ---**
Over here, we've got
Lady Mom's specially made...
***SIGN*** Mom Aki's Dish Grandma's Vegetable Soup
**[10:08] ---**
...Grandma's vegetable soup!
**[10:17] ---**
Well?!
**[10:18] ---**
How is it?!
**[10:22] ---**
Good.
**[10:25] ---**
However...
**[10:26] ---**
Unfortunately, it doesn't hold a
candle to the master chefs' dish!
**[10:31] ---**
That's the Space Taste King for you.
**[10:35] ---**
The truth is,
**[10:36] ---**
I wished I could've cooked it
for just a little longer, too.
**[10:39] ---**
Lady Mom! No!
**[10:41] ---**
No, Kero-chan, a loss is a loss.
**[10:45] ---**
But you see, it doesn't have to be perfect.
**[10:48] ---**
If I can make a dish quickly out of leftovers
**[10:50] ---**
and everyone's happy with it,
**[10:52] ---**
I'll be satisfied with that.
**[10:54] ---**
Mom...
**[10:59] ---**
Your dishes were quite enjoyable.
**[11:03] ---**
Until we meet again,
devote yourself to the art!
**[11:09] ---**
We are proud to have won against you.
**[11:12] ---**
Please compete with us again someday.
**[11:14] ---**
Just what I wanted to hear!
**[11:18] ---**
Well, then.
**[11:20] ---**
Um, I thought you came to challenge me!
**[11:25] ---**
Hey!
**[11:27] ---**
Thanks to Minemine
and Gomogomo's goodwill,
**[11:29] ---**
the secret base was spared their invasion.
**[11:31] ---**
And as a sign of friendship,
**[11:32] ---**
"Sparkle Champ" was given
to the Hinata family as a gift.
**[11:37] ---**
I wonder if the dishes are clean.
***SIGN*** Space Creature Licky-ick
**[11:41] ---**
Space creature Licky-ick!
**[11:44] ---**
Eww! It's all slimy!
**[11:47] ---**
There's no knowing when
a weird electronic appliance...
**[11:48] ---**
What's with this thing?!
**[11:49] ---**
I mean, when a weird challenger
may appear on your doorstep.
**[12:02] ---**
You know those tiny friends
that boys go crazy over?
**[12:07] ---**
As for their true forms...
**[12:16] ---**
A bug?
**[12:20] ---**
What kind of bug are you
looking for, Tamama-dono?
**[12:31] ---**
Tamama's Most Powerful
Warrior Challenge, Sir!
**[12:37] ---**
A bug!
**[12:42] ---**
What the heck? It's just a stag beetle.
**[12:44] ---**
Sis, they're dangerous!
They pinch, you know!
**[12:46] ---**
I know that.
**[12:48] ---**
You sure do hate insects, don't you?
**[12:50] ---**
I don't hate them. I'm scared of them.
**[12:53] ---**
They say insects were around
even before the dinosaurs.
**[12:57] ---**
There's even a theory that they came
stuck to meteorites from outer space,
**[13:00] ---**
and that they're extraterrestrial
creatures that just settled here.
**[13:06] ---**
Master Fuyuki, what's this, sir?
**[13:09] ---**
A saw stag beetle!
**[13:11] ---**
Wow, you found it in the house?
**[13:13] ---**
Hey.
**[13:14] ---**
I found this over there.
**[13:16] ---**
What the heck is this thing?
**[13:17] ---**
Th-That's a Miyama stag beetle!
It's a rare species!
**[13:21] ---**
Ooh.
**[13:22] ---**
I found this in front of the front door!
**[13:24] ---**
What?!
**[13:26] ---**
It's a female rhino beetle!
**[13:28] ---**
They're relatively not rare!
**[13:30] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[13:33] ---**
It's a white-spotted
longhorn beetle, right?!
***SIGN*** Correct
**[13:38] ---**
How?
**[13:40] ---**
This thing is pretty cool, sir.
**[13:43] ---**
Corporal Giroro, let us make them
fight and have fun, sir.
**[13:46] ---**
My guy's cooler!
**[13:48] ---**
Ready?!
**[13:49] ---**
Go!
**[13:51] ---**
Quit it already!
**[13:54] ---**
Rhino beetles and stuff
go for quite a lot in stores.
**[13:59] ---**
Selling these might bring in a tidy sum.
**[14:01] ---**
Oh-ho...
**[14:03] ---**
These guys are worth money,
are they, sir?
**[14:07] ---**
It was right around this time last year.
**[14:10] ---**
The strong bug I encountered
near Fukki's country home.
**[14:17] ---**
That's nothing!
***SIGN*** You're good...
**[14:23] ---**
I feel like that super rhino beetle
is calling to me.
**[14:28] ---**
I see.
**[14:29] ---**
There were a lot of rhino beetles
back at the ninja village, too,
**[14:33] ---**
but I do not even sense a hint
of their presence in the city here.
**[14:51] ---**
Even the cry of the cicadas is feeble.
**[14:53] ---**
Yay! Next time, buy me a stag beetle, too!
**[14:56] ---**
You have to take good care of it.
**[14:58] ---**
I will!
**[15:00] ---**
So in the city, they keep bugs as pets?
**[15:10] ---**
Tamama-dono...
**[15:12] ---**
I will help you, as well!
**[15:18] ---**
I captured another one!
**[15:20] ---**
I found some in the
washing machine, as well!
**[15:23] ---**
What a haul, sir!
**[15:25] ---**
These are truly a mountain
of treasure, sir!
**[15:28] ---**
Darn it! Settle down!
**[15:29] ---**
Hey, now, don't damage
the precious merchandise.
**[15:34] ---**
Hold on! This isn't normal,
don't you think?!
**[15:39] ---**
Insects...
**[15:41] ---**
And so many of them, all beetles...
**[15:44] ---**
Could this possibly be a sign of some sort?
**[15:46] ---**
No, calm down. Be rational about this.
**[15:49] ---**
Abnormal proliferation of insects
occurs once in a while.
**[15:52] ---**
It just happened to occur
in our neighborhood...
**[15:59] ---**
H-H-Hercules beetle?!
**[16:04] ---**
Its habitat is in Latin America,
ranging from Mexico to Bolivia.
**[16:07] ---**
What's the world's biggest
rhino beetle doing in my bed?!
**[16:20] ---**
How rare to find one in a place like this!
**[16:23] ---**
I know! I wonder if
Natsumi-san likes bugs and things.
**[16:26] ---**
Oh, but maybe normal girls
prefer butterflies and stuff like that?
**[16:39] ---**
What was that?!
**[16:41] ---**
The rhino beetle...
**[16:50] ---**
What's with this huge number of them?
**[16:52] ---**
This is going to be endless,
no matter how many we catch.
**[16:55] ---**
Or, like, sellout event?
**[16:57] ---**
Are you sure you didn't do
something again, you stupid frog?!
**[17:00] ---**
I know nothing of this, sir!
**[17:03] ---**
Wha?!
**[17:12] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[17:15] ---**
I... I can't move, sir.
**[17:17] ---**
Could they be...
hostile invading aliens?!
**[17:21] ---**
Nay!
**[17:24] ---**
We are Super Insectors.
**[17:27] ---**
Earth's most powerful insect warriors,
born due to a mutation!
**[17:31] ---**
I-Insect warriors?!
**[17:33] ---**
Where is the warrior Tamama?!
**[17:44] ---**
O proud warrior, we have come
so that we may meet!
**[17:51] ---**
O warrior, we wish to see your strength.
**[17:55] ---**
They are calling for me!
**[17:58] ---**
Tamama-dono!
**[18:02] ---**
I still can't forget my duel
with that super rhino.
**[18:07] ---**
My soul has never burned so
brightly in a fight, before or since.
**[18:13] ---**
I came to Pekopon,
looking forward to meeting bugs
**[18:16] ---**
that are stronger than me.
**[18:24] ---**
O proud warrior from another planet!
**[18:27] ---**
We have come to meet with you,
just as you wished!
**[18:48] ---**
So we meet at last, warrior Tamama!
**[18:53] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[18:53] ---**
And you are?!
**[18:55] ---**
I heard you fought on equal footing
with the super rhino,
**[18:58] ---**
warrior Tamama!
**[19:00] ---**
And I hereby challenge you
to another duel!
**[19:11] ---**
That's just what I wanted to hear!
**[19:15] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[19:33] ---**
The bugs of Pekopon are really
so strong and awesome!
**[19:37] ---**
I would say the same of you,
O warrior from another planet.
**[19:40] ---**
It seems we will make
worthy rivals for each other.
**[19:43] ---**
What?
**[19:46] ---**
The next blow...
**[19:48] ---**
...will decide this match.
**[20:03] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[20:07] ---**
Hercules Omega Hurricane!
**[20:38] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[20:41] ---**
Tama-chan?
**[20:42] ---**
Did he lose, sir?
**[20:45] ---**
But Tama-chan looks really happy.
**[21:08] ---**
It seems what Super Rhino said was true.
**[21:13] ---**
The appearance of a foe even
more formidable than the humans...
**[21:17] ---**
We will meet again,
**[21:19] ---**
O warrior Tamama, our rival.
**[21:26] ---**
When we fight next,
**[21:29] ---**
I'll be even stronger.
**[21:35] ---**
So...
**[21:37] ---**
...someday... again...
**[21:57] ---**
They say cockroaches have been
around since 300 million years ago,
**[22:00] ---**
unchanged, surviving everything
nature threw at them.
**[22:03] ---**
Insects are wanting to rule the Earth,
for sure!
**[22:11] ---**
If all bugs were to mutate
and become Super Insectors,
**[22:15] ---**
the future of Earth may be
that of a planet of bugs!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:51] ---**
Fuyuki here.
**[23:53] ---**
The corner lot in my neighborhood
recently became an open lot
**[23:56] ---**
so that they could build a condo there.
**[23:58] ---**
But I can't remember what was there
before it became an open lot.
**[24:01] ---**
Have you ever had that happen to you?
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that. Next time...
**[24:05] ---**
"Fuyuki: 198X — Our Summer Break, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
It'll be one whole episode.
How's that?
**[24:12] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E73 - Fuyuki: 198X — Our Summer Break, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U389GV/fuyuki-198x--our-summer-break-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:40] ---**
Oh?
**[01:41] ---**
There's a fireworks show tonight!
Let's all go together!
***SIGN*** Summer Break
Fireworks Show
August 2005 - 26th (Fri),
27th (Sat), 28th (Sun)
**[01:47] ---**
It's always been my dream to go see
a fireworks show with the whole family!
**[01:53] ---**
Sheesh, you make it
sound like such a big deal.
**[01:55] ---**
Fuyuki, today's pool day
for you at school, right?
***SIGN*** Pool
**[01:59] ---**
Don't make any side trips,
and come home quickly.
**[02:01] ---**
The pool, huh?
**[02:03] ---**
This sucks.
**[02:05] ---**
It'll be okay.
**[02:06] ---**
Huh?
**[02:07] ---**
Because I'm going to cast
a spell on you for the day.
**[02:10] ---**
What?
**[02:12] ---**
There, it's done!
**[02:14] ---**
It's a magic charm that works miracles!
**[02:16] ---**
A magic charm?
**[02:22] ---**
Miracles, huh?
**[02:25] ---**
If something like this could teach
me to swim, it wouldn't be a problem.
**[02:39] ---**
Awesome!
**[02:40] ---**
I caught another big one!
**[02:43] ---**
Giant stag beetle, 7.5cm!
**[02:46] ---**
My rhino beetle is more impressive!
**[02:46] ---**
Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[02:49] ---**
You're hunting for bugs again?
**[02:51] ---**
Look, look, Master Fuyuki.
**[02:54] ---**
The "If we lived twice" Gun!
**[02:56] ---**
We set this thing to growth acceleration mode
**[02:59] ---**
and made the sawtooth oaks
grow big, sir.
**[03:02] ---**
And we lured the bugs with the tree sap
from the mature sawtooth oaks.
**[03:07] ---**
Rhino and stag beetles go for a
lot of money, after all, sir!
**[03:11] ---**
Pathetic!
**[03:18] ---**
It seems we are in for some rain.
**[03:20] ---**
Nin!
**[03:28] ---**
This is too much, sir!
**[03:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki, over here.
**[03:38] ---**
Our platoon's source of funds!
**[03:40] ---**
Sarge, it's dangerous!
**[04:17] ---**
Fuyuki: 198X — Our Summer Break, Sir!
**[04:29] ---**
Gero!
**[04:30] ---**
Where's the rain?! The lightning?!
**[04:32] ---**
Is everyone all right, sir?
**[04:34] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:36] ---**
What in the world was that just now?
**[04:38] ---**
It was as though we were
swallowed up by a wave of light...
**[04:42] ---**
The grove of trees is gone...
**[04:44] ---**
What?!
**[04:46] ---**
Huh? Huh? Wha?
**[04:48] ---**
What?!
**[04:49] ---**
The insect cage is gone, sir!
**[04:52] ---**
Noooo!
**[04:53] ---**
This is no time to be worried about that.
**[04:55] ---**
Hey, Tamama,
**[04:56] ---**
I'm pretty sure Nishizawa-san's house
should be that way, right?
**[04:59] ---**
Yep.
**[05:00] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:01] ---**
What?! The Nishizawa Tower
has disappeared!
**[05:05] ---**
Goodness!
**[05:06] ---**
This is definitely the grove of sawtooth oaks
that we were in just a moment ago.
**[05:10] ---**
In which case,
what do these changes mean?
**[05:15] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[05:20] ---**
This area had more houses, too.
**[05:24] ---**
Puzzling.
**[05:31] ---**
What... in the world is going on here?!
**[05:37] ---**
The house is gone!
**[05:40] ---**
I don't know what's what anymore...
**[05:42] ---**
It's so hot, I can't think
straight anymore, sir.
**[05:45] ---**
Ooh!
**[05:45] ---**
I see vending machines!
**[05:48] ---**
80 yen? Cheap! So lucky!
**[05:52] ---**
80 yen, in this day and age?
***SIGN*** Ultra Apple Ultra Grape Ultra Orange Cold Cold Cold
***SIGN*** Neighborhood Bulletin Board Fireworks Show Place: Public Park
***SIGN*** 198 Fireworks Show August 24
**[05:59] ---**
Nineteen-eighty...
**[06:01] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[06:03] ---**
What?
**[06:03] ---**
Please open my can of juice, sir.
**[06:09] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:13] ---**
A time slip?
**[06:15] ---**
Looks that way.
**[06:17] ---**
Likely caused by the lightning earlier.
**[06:20] ---**
How can this be?
**[06:23] ---**
Momocchi's mansion is gone!
**[06:27] ---**
My water mill has vanished, as well.
**[06:30] ---**
What in the world happened?
**[06:31] ---**
Right now, we're in the world of 20 years ago.
**[06:35] ---**
20 years ago, both my house
and Nishizawa-san's didn't exist.
**[06:38] ---**
What?!
**[06:38] ---**
Goodness!
**[06:39] ---**
I wonder if we'll be able
to go back to our own era...
**[06:42] ---**
I've said this before,
**[06:43] ---**
but genius that I am,
even I can't build a time machine.
**[06:47] ---**
Listen carefully. Don't do anything
that might affect history.
**[06:51] ---**
If we carelessly change the future,
**[06:53] ---**
even if we can get back,
it won't be to the world we knew.
**[06:56] ---**
Natsumi...
**[07:01] ---**
Then, for starters,
**[07:03] ---**
I will order everyone to go
scout and investigate, sir.
**[07:05] ---**
What?!
**[07:06] ---**
It is precisely at times like this
that it is important to investigate.
**[07:08] ---**
If our understanding of the
situation is flawed,
**[07:10] ---**
we won't be able to make
the correct decisions, sir.
**[07:12] ---**
Understood!
**[07:13] ---**
Nin!
**[07:14] ---**
Well, that sounds reasonable.
**[07:15] ---**
I'll head north!
**[07:17] ---**
I'll try going west.
**[07:21] ---**
What are you going to do, Sarge?
**[07:24] ---**
I will explore the Pekopon
of 20 years ago, sir!
**[07:28] ---**
Come with me, Master Fuyuki, sir.
**[07:30] ---**
What?
**[07:33] ---**
This isn't an experience you can
have every day, sir!
**[07:39] ---**
Wow!
**[07:41] ---**
Hang on tight, sir.
**[07:43] ---**
Okay.
**[07:52] ---**
Well, now. How do things
look in downtown, sir?
**[07:56] ---**
It doesn't look as different
from our time as Inner-Tokyo looks.
**[07:59] ---**
But something seems different, sir.
**[08:02] ---**
Yeah, what could it be?
**[08:04] ---**
I got it! There's no one with bleached hair!
**[08:09] ---**
What's this?
**[08:10] ---**
A festival?
**[08:11] ---**
No idea. What could it be?
**[08:14] ---**
They are called Bamboo Shoot Kids.
**[08:15] ---**
It was popular back then to
dance in streets closed to traffic.
**[08:18] ---**
Man, it sure brings back memories!
**[08:21] ---**
Oh-ho.
**[08:22] ---**
Related to the Miyuki Kids
and the Sun Kids, sir.
**[08:25] ---**
You're very knowledgeable, Sarge.
**[08:26] ---**
However!
**[08:28] ---**
Their steps are antiquated, sir.
**[08:30] ---**
I'll show them how it's done, sir!
**[08:33] ---**
With my special dance CD
consisting of my selections!
**[08:36] ---**
Huh?
**[08:38] ---**
Let's see...
**[08:42] ---**
Ah! It opened!
**[08:45] ---**
What's this?
**[08:47] ---**
What is this?!
**[08:48] ---**
What do you think you're doing, Sarge?!
**[08:53] ---**
A café?
***SIGN*** Café Nice
**[08:54] ---**
Back in the day, cafés used
to have lots of video games.
**[08:58] ---**
I guess I'll give a one-coin go, then?
***SIGN*** Coin Return
**[09:04] ---**
You aliens! I won't allow
your invasion, sir!
**[09:10] ---**
Did you make sure to see my
magnificent Nagoya Technique?
**[09:13] ---**
You weren't able to finish it with one coin.
**[09:15] ---**
I ended up defending Pekopon
in spite of myself, sir.
**[09:21] ---**
That's...!
**[09:22] ---**
Master Fuyuki?!
**[09:31] ---**
A flying saucer?
***SIGN*** Any
bad kids
out
there?!
**[09:37] ---**
Wow, this movie looks like fun!
**[09:40] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
tell me when you turn, sir!
**[09:43] ---**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[09:45] ---**
Pardon me!
**[09:46] ---**
Did you see the flying saucer just now?
**[09:50] ---**
A saucer!
**[09:51] ---**
There was a little green creature riding it!
**[09:53] ---**
You've been seen!
**[09:53] ---**
Someone saw me, sir!
**[09:55] ---**
That can't be!
**[09:56] ---**
The anti-barrier should be functioning.
**[09:58] ---**
Just hide!
**[09:59] ---**
R-Roger, sir.
**[10:01] ---**
Don't tell me something
like this might change history...
**[10:08] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[10:10] ---**
Are you okay?
**[10:11] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:13] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:15] ---**
Huh?
**[10:16] ---**
Wha?
**[10:18] ---**
Sis?!
**[10:19] ---**
No, it's not.
**[10:21] ---**
Who is she?
**[10:27] ---**
It's Mom!
**[10:35] ---**
It's Mom!
**[10:40] ---**
Are you okay?
**[10:41] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:43] ---**
Can you stand?
**[10:44] ---**
Up we go!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[10:47] ---**
No doubt about it. It's Mom back
when she was in middle school.
**[10:51] ---**
But what's she doing here?
**[10:54] ---**
Wh-What?
**[10:58] ---**
Have we met somewhere before?
***SIGN*** Uh-oh!!
**[11:00] ---**
What?!
**[11:01] ---**
Don't do anything that might affect history.
**[11:05] ---**
Huh?! What are you talking about?!
This is the first time we've met!
**[11:08] ---**
We're total strangers!
**[11:11] ---**
Really?
**[11:14] ---**
Yo, what're you doing, Commander?
**[11:17] ---**
Ah, Kululu.
**[11:18] ---**
So, anyway.
Hey, did you see the flying saucer?
**[11:22] ---**
There was a green alien riding it!
**[11:24] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** That Was Me
**[11:25] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[11:26] ---**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[11:28] ---**
Freaking flirting in the street
in the middle of the day!
**[11:31] ---**
You're spoiling the view!
**[11:32] ---**
Eh?!
***SIGN*** Enter delinquents!
**[11:33] ---**
Enter delinquents!
**[11:35] ---**
Wow, they're the real deal.
**[11:37] ---**
I had no idea their kind were still around.
**[11:40] ---**
What'd you say?!
**[11:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki is in trouble!
**[11:45] ---**
Hey, that's Hinata Aki.
**[11:47] ---**
For real?
**[11:48] ---**
That delinquent?
**[11:49] ---**
The one in the glasses, of course.
**[11:52] ---**
The anti-barrier doesn't work
against Hinata family members, after all.
**[11:57] ---**
Don't mess with us!
**[12:02] ---**
Owowowow!
**[12:03] ---**
Oh! A flying saucer!
**[12:07] ---**
We've been spotted?!
**[12:08] ---**
Where? Where? Where?
**[12:09] ---**
Let's run!
**[12:10] ---**
Uh, right.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[12:12] ---**
Hey!
**[12:13] ---**
Turn in here!
**[12:16] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[12:18] ---**
It's a dead end!
**[12:19] ---**
Put your hands against the wall!
**[12:21] ---**
Like this?
**[12:31] ---**
Hey! Where'd they go?!
**[12:32] ---**
They're gonna pay if we find them!
**[12:39] ---**
Wasn't that fun?
**[12:41] ---**
That was scary.
**[12:42] ---**
What's your name?
**[12:45] ---**
F-Fuyuki.
**[12:47] ---**
I'm Hinata Aki.
**[12:49] ---**
Aw, man.
**[12:50] ---**
And he's totally getting entangled
with someone from the past.
**[12:53] ---**
So that's Lady Mom
when she was younger!
**[12:56] ---**
You're from Tokyo, right?
**[12:58] ---**
I want to ask you a little favor...
**[13:00] ---**
Huh?
**[13:03] ---**
You came to Tokyo to see the ocean?
**[13:05] ---**
Yup, but I wasn't too clear on
what area I was in,
**[13:08] ---**
so I sort of ended up
getting off at Harajuku.
**[13:10] ---**
Today was supposed to
be a school day, though.
**[13:13] ---**
I guess Mom skipped school
once in a while, too.
**[13:22] ---**
Don't you think it's a little too bright here?
**[13:26] ---**
I bet you're the type who gets
queasy during morning assemblies.
**[13:30] ---**
I'm not good at sports, but as
far as my health goes, I'm solid.
**[13:33] ---**
And yet, you skipped going to the pool.
**[13:35] ---**
Then why did you skip school?
**[13:42] ---**
Entrance exams are coming up for us, right?
**[13:46] ---**
But being told it's for my future
and stuff just doesn't click for me.
**[13:50] ---**
And I can't even imagine
what I'll be like in 10 or 20 years.
**[13:56] ---**
I thought that if I saw the ocean
or something, I'd feel better, but...
**[14:01] ---**
They're looking quite
good together, sir.
**[14:03] ---**
You've got to be kidding me.
**[14:05] ---**
Well, if push comes to shove, we'll
just have to erase Hinata Aki's memory.
**[14:12] ---**
What's this?
**[14:21] ---**
Aw! I'm totally soaked!
**[14:33] ---**
If I have to stay here like this,
**[14:35] ---**
and I can never return to the world of 2005...
**[14:38] ---**
Got some trouble on your mind?
**[14:40] ---**
Huh? Uh, I guess.
**[14:42] ---**
Want me to cast a charm
on you that works really well?
**[14:44] ---**
Hold out your hand.
**[14:46] ---**
It's a magic charm that works miracles...
**[14:47] ---**
Oh?
**[14:49] ---**
How? It's already drawn on you.
**[14:52] ---**
This is... Well...
**[15:00] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[15:08] ---**
I wonder why...
**[15:09] ---**
Earlier, just for a moment,
I felt like I was with Mom from 2005.
**[15:17] ---**
Why did we end up in a
time slip, anyway?
**[15:21] ---**
The lightning?
**[15:23] ---**
I feel like that wasn't the only thing.
**[15:25] ---**
That light I saw...
**[15:28] ---**
Returning to the past...
**[15:30] ---**
Time... turning back...
**[15:33] ---**
Time... growing younger?
**[15:43] ---**
So he fell asleep...
**[15:54] ---**
We look alike, don't we?
**[16:00] ---**
You'd never guess I'm not him!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh?
**[16:07] ---**
2005... Hinata Fuyuki...
**[16:10] ---**
What?!
**[16:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:19] ---**
I swear! You sure gave us a scare, sir.
**[16:22] ---**
After all, if Lady Mom
were to discover your identity,
**[16:25] ---**
we wouldn't be able to return
to our original era, sir.
**[16:28] ---**
So? Where is Lady Mom?
**[16:32] ---**
Mom fell asleep.
**[16:34] ---**
Then I'll tell Kululu
**[16:35] ---**
to erase Lady Mom's memory
while we can, sir.
**[16:40] ---**
Say, I have a favor I want to ask you.
**[16:44] ---**
Would you take me out to space
on your flying saucer?
**[16:48] ---**
I want to see the 20th century Earth.
**[16:55] ---**
She's such a little darling now.
**[16:57] ---**
Well, then, guess we'll click and do this.
**[17:01] ---**
Oh? Kululu?
**[17:03] ---**
Oh, man... you're Fuyuki?
**[17:06] ---**
I only have the flying board right now,
**[17:08] ---**
but if all you want is to see Pekopon,
it'll be a cinch, sir.
**[17:11] ---**
Sarge and Mom?
**[17:15] ---**
It occurred to me earlier
**[17:17] ---**
that the reason for our time slip
might be the "If we lived twice" Gun.
**[17:23] ---**
There's a theory that all of
Earth is one life form, right?
**[17:26] ---**
The Gaia hypothesis.
**[17:28] ---**
I think that, when the gun went out
of control from the direct lightning strike,
**[17:31] ---**
it caused the entire space-time
containing Earth to grow younger.
**[17:36] ---**
I see.
**[17:37] ---**
I was thinking it was odd, too.
**[17:39] ---**
I accessed the Intergalactic Net,
**[17:42] ---**
and the rest of the universe
outside of Pekopon
**[17:44] ---**
was in the same era
as the one we left behind.
**[17:45] ---**
Do you think it'd be possible to
get lightning to strike the gun again?
**[17:49] ---**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[17:50] ---**
We don't have the weather
satellite Komawari, you know.
**[17:53] ---**
Energy rivaling that of lightning, huh?
**[17:56] ---**
Earthquake, lightning, fire, and the old man.
**[17:58] ---**
I suppose an Armageddon or
something would work, but...
**[18:00] ---**
That woman!
**[18:02] ---**
She's never around when
you need that useless freak!
**[18:05] ---**
That's it! Mois-chan!
**[18:07] ---**
Mois-chan is here!
**[18:09] ---**
In satellite orbit!
***SIGN*** Napping
**[18:11] ---**
That's right.
**[18:12] ---**
She arrived about 500 years too early
and took a nap, didn't she?
**[18:15] ---**
Let's try calling Mois-chan.
**[18:18] ---**
Oh, but what should I say?
**[18:20] ---**
Why don't you say you're friends
with our leader?
**[18:22] ---**
Right.
**[18:23] ---**
Oh, hello? Mois-chan?
**[18:29] ---**
Well, then...
**[18:31] ---**
We should be far enough out now, sir.
**[18:33] ---**
A full view of Pekopon to remember
our summer break by, sir!
**[18:42] ---**
Seeing it like this, it's nothing
to sneeze at, is it, sir?
**[18:51] ---**
Oh! A shooting star!
**[18:54] ---**
Could that light have been...?
**[18:59] ---**
Whoa!
**[19:01] ---**
That darn Mois's half asleep.
**[19:03] ---**
What's that?
**[19:04] ---**
An energy capacitor.
**[19:06] ---**
We'll absorb Mois's energy with that.
**[19:12] ---**
Hey!
**[19:14] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:15] ---**
So he's finally back.
**[19:17] ---**
Ah! It really is Lady Mois!
**[19:19] ---**
It seems everyone's assembled here, sir.
**[19:22] ---**
Gero?!
**[19:23] ---**
M-Master Fuyuki?!
**[19:25] ---**
Two Master Fuyukis?!
**[19:27] ---**
Sorry for tricking you, Kero-chan.
**[19:31] ---**
Oh, crap! I changed history!
**[19:34] ---**
Just forget about it.
**[19:35] ---**
Commander, you go ask Mois to do
a one-thousandth Armageddon.
**[19:39] ---**
Why?
**[19:41] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[19:44] ---**
Oh, it has been a long time, Uncle.
**[19:48] ---**
Lady Mois, I know this is sudden,
but would you do an Armageddon for me?
**[19:52] ---**
I only need a
one-thousandth of one, though.
**[19:54] ---**
I see...
**[19:55] ---**
For you, Uncle, with pleasure!
**[19:59] ---**
All we have to do now is amend her memory.
**[20:02] ---**
Is that the device that erases memories?
**[20:04] ---**
Let me push that button.
**[20:06] ---**
Mom...
**[20:07] ---**
I want to be the one to take care
of my own memories, at least.
**[20:11] ---**
That's Hinata Aki for you.
**[20:13] ---**
Here you go.
**[20:17] ---**
I think we could've been
good friends, Fuyuki.
**[20:20] ---**
Being family isn't bad, either, though.
**[20:23] ---**
That's true.
**[20:26] ---**
We're about to begin, sir!
**[20:30] ---**
Well, see you again, Fuyuki.
**[20:32] ---**
Yeah, in the future.
**[20:44] ---**
Mom...
**[20:46] ---**
All right, Lady Mois.
**[20:47] ---**
Please give it a go, sir.
**[20:49] ---**
Okay!
**[20:50] ---**
Armageddon! One one-thousandth!
**[21:06] ---**
Capacitor operational!
**[21:09] ---**
Lady Mois, this will be
goodbye for a bit, sir.
**[21:12] ---**
Okay.
**[21:13] ---**
Or, like, feeling drowsy?
**[21:17] ---**
Okay, here we go, Commander.
**[21:19] ---**
Click!
**[21:20] ---**
Huh? What?
**[21:46] ---**
Sheesh! The fireworks have started already!
**[21:49] ---**
It's all because you guys
took a detour!
**[21:51] ---**
Uh, guilty as charged.
**[21:53] ---**
Come on! Quit dragging your feet!
**[21:56] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[21:57] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[22:01] ---**
Wait up!
**[22:03] ---**
Mom.
**[22:05] ---**
Thanks to your magic charm,
a real miracle happened today, you know.
**[22:12] ---**
You make it sound like such a big deal.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Keroro here.
**[23:53] ---**
Summer break is almost over.
**[23:55] ---**
You'll be in big trouble if you
haven't done your homework,
**[23:57] ---**
so everyone be careful, okay?
**[23:58] ---**
I'm always cutting things close,
**[24:00] ---**
but this summer,
I've got things all taken care of.
**[24:03] ---**
I forgot about one assignment!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that.
Next time, we'll do it for real.
**[24:07] ---**
We'll totally pull it off!
**[24:08] ---**
"A Special Show That'll Blow Your Mind:
30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
We'll have a whopping 15 stories or so.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E74 - A Special Show That'll Blow Your Mind: 30 Minutes of Gerogero, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P382/a-special-show-thatll-blow-your-mind-30-minutes-of-gerogero-sir)
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**[00:02] ---**
Summer break has ended for everyone,
**[00:04] ---**
and busy days have returned.
**[00:07] ---**
And yet, amidst all that, even today,
**[00:08] ---**
an alien could be seen working
diligently on Gundam models.
**[00:11] ---**
Good grief, there are no
Bon Festivals or New Years
**[00:14] ---**
or summer breaks for an
invading alien, after all, sir.
**[00:17] ---**
And for today's episode,
**[00:18] ---**
believe it or not, we have
a special edition for you!
***SIGN*** Keroro Gunsou Special
**[00:21] ---**
A super-deluxe 15 back-to-back stories!
***SIGN*** Super-Deluxe 15 Back-to-Back Stories
**[00:26] ---**
For real?
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:29] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:41] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:44] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:53] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:55] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[01:13] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:28] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:31] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:41] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:41] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:52] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:52] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
***SIGN*** 30 Minutes of Gerogero
**[01:58] ---**
So that should give you some idea.
**[01:59] ---**
Koyuki-chan really has incredible
athletic reflexes!
**[02:03] ---**
Wow, she might even realistically hope
to get in the Guinness book.
**[02:08] ---**
Oh-ho? The Guinness book, is it, sir?
**[02:12] ---**
And so, we will fill the *Guinness Book of
World Records* with our records,
***SIGN*** World's Best
**[02:17] ---**
and show them that we Keronians
are superior to Pekoponians, sir!
**[02:22] ---**
Yeah!
**[02:24] ---**
Sergeant Keroro: The Guinness Challenge!
***SIGN*** Bit by bit
**[02:29] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit by bit
by bit by bit by bit...
**[02:33] ---**
Wait, you're doing dominos?
**[02:35] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit...
**[02:38] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit
by bit by bit by bit...
**[02:43] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit...
**[02:46] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit
by bit by bit by bit by bit...
**[02:52] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit...
**[02:55] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit by bit...
**[02:59] ---**
Wh-What in the world?
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[03:02] ---**
To be continued!
**[03:07] ---**
Keroro: The Straw Invader, Sir!
**[03:10] ---**
A Japanese folktale has given me the idea
**[03:14] ---**
for an easy way to obtain Pekopon, sir.
***SIGN*** Straw
**[03:18] ---**
Straw.
**[03:20] ---**
Those are instant dumplings!
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Specialty Instant Dumplings
**[03:23] ---**
Dororo!
**[03:24] ---**
Ah, my honorable leader!
**[03:26] ---**
Trade those instant dumplings
for my straw, sir.
**[03:29] ---**
What?
**[03:31] ---**
Hey!
**[03:32] ---**
What are you doing, Keroro-kun?!
**[03:35] ---**
If I keep trading for various things,
one after another,
**[03:38] ---**
I'll eventually be able to
trade for Pekopon!
**[03:41] ---**
Oh, Kero-chan.
**[03:42] ---**
Why, Lady Mom! This is perfect, ma'am.
**[03:46] ---**
Please trade me something for
these instant dumplings, ma'am.
**[03:49] ---**
My, they look delicious!
***SIGN*** Alpha
October Issue
***SIGN*** Latest Issue
**[03:51] ---**
Then, trade them to me for this
copy of Shonen Alpha hot off the press.
**[03:54] ---**
All right!
**[03:57] ---**
Wow, the latest issue, huh?
**[04:00] ---**
Then, how about this
specially-made telephone card
***SIGN*** My morsel of tuna.
One order ready.
**[04:03] ---**
that I got from *623 Radio?*
**[04:04] ---**
Okay!
**[04:07] ---**
What?! I want it! I want it! I want it!
**[04:09] ---**
In exchange, I'll give you
these homemade cookies.
**[04:12] ---**
Okay.
**[04:14] ---**
Natsumi's homemade cookies?!
**[04:18] ---**
Take this inertially
controlled rocket launcher...
**[04:22] ---**
Please give them to me!
**[04:24] ---**
In exchange, I'll give you this!
**[04:27] ---**
This is amazing, Sarge!
**[04:28] ---**
This ancient manuscript's
written in Katakamuna letters!
**[04:31] ---**
So, the Nigihayahi legend was
actually talking about the land of Tanba?!
***SIGN*** Trade Concluded
**[04:35] ---**
Trade concluded!
**[04:38] ---**
This is the cell phone strap
that Fuyuki-kun treasures!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[04:42] ---**
Paul.
**[04:43] ---**
Yes, milady.
**[04:44] ---**
Then we will trade you this painting
by Pablov Pecasso.
***SIGN*** Market Value
Several Billion Yen
**[04:48] ---**
Market value, several billion yen!
**[04:51] ---**
Well, I am making steady progress, sir.
**[04:53] ---**
At this rate, it'll only be a matter of time
before Pekopon becomes mine!
**[04:58] ---**
I don't really get it,
**[05:00] ---**
but I'll trade with you next!
**[05:03] ---**
Ah! 556!
**[05:05] ---**
Keroro!
***SIGN*** Three-Shelf Storage Unit
**[05:11] ---**
Trade for a three-shelf
storage unit concluded.
**[05:14] ---**
Something isn't right, sir.
**[05:16] ---**
No, I can't let this discourage me!
**[05:19] ---**
I'll try it again, sir.
**[05:22] ---**
However...
**[05:27] ---**
No!
**[05:28] ---**
It turns into shelving, no matter
how many times I do it! Why?! Why?!
**[05:31] ---**
Is it not because
you always go to 556-san last?
**[05:34] ---**
Why?! Why?! Why does this happen?!
**[05:35] ---**
Or, like, every reason?
**[05:40] ---**
You've gained so many possessions!
**[05:42] ---**
I'm so happy for you, Brother!
***SIGN*** The End
**[05:47] ---**
Okay, then. Here we go, Mois-chan!
**[05:50] ---**
Yes.
**[05:51] ---**
Or, like, resolve complete?
**[05:54] ---**
Mois's Heart-Pounding
Private Lesson, Sir!
**[05:58] ---**
What? Fuyuki-kun and Mois-san are...?
**[06:01] ---**
Yes.
**[06:01] ---**
According to intel gathered by the
Nishizawa family intelligence agency,
**[06:05] ---**
the two have holed up inside Master Fuyuki's
room, and have not emerged since.
**[06:05] ---**
Two hours have passed since they holed up.
**[06:08] ---**
N-No...
**[06:10] ---**
Fukki, that sly dog!
**[06:13] ---**
He's probably getting all lovey-dovey
with that woman right about now.
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[06:16] ---**
Jealousy!
**[06:17] ---**
They're never getting away with this!
**[06:19] ---**
If Fukki and that woman get together,
**[06:21] ---**
Mr. Sergeant will be all mine!
**[06:25] ---**
Each with their own motives,
**[06:26] ---**
Jealous! Jealous! Jealous!
**[06:26] ---**
Momoka-chan and Tamama head off
to storm the Hinata house!
**[06:33] ---**
I was on my way home from shopping,
**[06:35] ---**
and I just happened to
coincidentally pass by...
**[06:38] ---**
Okay, then. Next question.
**[06:39] ---**
This?
**[06:40] ---**
Huh?
**[06:41] ---**
Um, "4-syllable phrase for
the weak falling prey to the strong."
**[06:47] ---**
Or, like, financial clout?
**[06:50] ---**
That's not it, Mois-chan.
**[06:52] ---**
It's "dog-eat-dog world."
**[06:55] ---**
Okay, next question.
**[06:57] ---**
Um, Fuyuki-kun, what are you doing?
**[07:00] ---**
Oh, this? I'm teaching Mois-chan the
correct meaning of 4-syllable phrases.
**[07:05] ---**
Mois-chan's usage tends to be slightly off,
and it's always bothered me.
**[07:11] ---**
Or, like, hopeless causes?
***SIGN*** The End
**[07:17] ---**
Paul: The Indelible Past, Milady.
**[07:24] ---**
Gepalt!
**[07:25] ---**
A letter from him!
**[07:27] ---**
What's wrong, Paul?
**[07:31] ---**
"Now is the time to settle
our match from 23 years ago.
**[07:35] ---**
I have Yoshiokadaira.
**[07:36] ---**
No! Help!
**[07:37] ---**
If you want him back safe
and sound, come to Pier No. 3."
**[07:41] ---**
Curse you!
**[07:43] ---**
Yoshiokadaira?
**[07:44] ---**
Who was Yoshiokadaira again?
***SIGN*** Yoshiokadaira
Masayoshi
**[07:47] ---**
He is a member of
milady Momoka's personal guard.
**[07:49] ---**
Huh, I didn't know that.
**[07:52] ---**
It appears there is
no way out of this for me.
**[07:56] ---**
Tama?
**[07:57] ---**
Paul, I'll come, too.
**[07:59] ---**
No, you remain here, Master Tamama.
**[08:01] ---**
This is a private matter.
**[08:06] ---**
Why am I the hostage?!
**[08:13] ---**
I have long looked forward to this, Paul.
***SIGN*** Mysterious
New Character
Gepalt
**[08:16] ---**
His name is Gepalt!
**[08:17] ---**
His profile, as well as his connection
to Paul, are a complete mystery!
**[08:21] ---**
Now, come!
**[08:23] ---**
Well, then...
**[08:26] ---**
Here I go!
**[08:31] ---**
Apple!
(rin-GO)
***SIGN*** Apple
**[08:37] ---**
Go-ri-lla!
(GO-ri-RA)
***SIGN*** Gorilla
**[08:41] ---**
Trumpet!
(RA-p-PA)
***SIGN*** Trumpet
**[08:43] ---**
Patrasche!
(PA-toras-SHU)
***SIGN*** Patrasche
**[08:45] ---**
C-Cream puffs!
(SHU-kurii-MU)
**[08:47] ---**
A-Adopted son-in-law!
(MU-koyou-SHI)
**[08:47] ---**
Patrasche...?
**[08:49] ---**
Shimanto River.
(SHI-mantoga-WA)
**[08:50] ---**
Underboss.
(WA-kagashi-RA)
***SIGN*** Ramen Rice
**[08:52] ---**
Ramen rice!
(RA-men rai-SU)
***SIGN*** Stewardess
**[08:53] ---**
Stewardess!
(SU-chuwaade-SU)
***SIGN*** Short
**[08:55] ---**
Short!
(SU-ntara-ZU)
***SIGN*** Pa...
**[08:56] ---**
Pa...
(ZU...)
**[08:57] ---**
Pa... Pa...
(ZU... ZU...)
**[09:00] ---**
Pa... Pa... Pa...
(ZU... ZU... ZU...)
**[09:03] ---**
Pants!
(ZU-bon)
***SIGN*** Saying a word ending in "n" means you lose a game of shiritori.
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[09:10] ---**
To be continued!
**[09:11] ---**
Darn it all!
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[09:13] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit...
***SIGN*** Keroro
Attempting to break
a Guinness world record!
**[09:16] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit...
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[09:27] ---**
Keroro ★ Cinema Paradiso, Sir!
**[09:31] ---**
Uh, so...
**[09:33] ---**
Cinema complexes are popular right now,
**[09:35] ---**
so I've built the Kero Cinema, sir.
**[09:37] ---**
We'll screen tons of hit films here
and earn loads of cash, sir!
**[09:42] ---**
What kind of movies will we screen?
**[09:45] ---**
The hugely popular film
that's out right now, sir!
***SIGN*** Farewell, O Farewell, Captain Gerokuchi
**[09:49] ---**
*Captain Geroro?!*
**[09:51] ---**
Wow!
**[09:52] ---**
Hey, can you screen that
without permission?!
**[09:54] ---**
Non, non, non, non, non.
***SIGN*** Captain Gerokuchi
**[09:56] ---**
Look very carefully here, sir!
***SIGN*** Kuchi
**[09:58] ---**
Here! It's not the katakana for "ro,"
but the kanji for "kuchi."
***SIGN*** Captain Gerokuchi
**[10:03] ---**
It's *Captain Gerokuchi,* sir.
**[10:07] ---**
The actual film is the anime
we made awhile back.
**[10:11] ---**
You're planning on
charging for that thing?
**[10:14] ---**
I've even hired a part-timer to work as a shill,
so there's no doubt it'll be a huge hit!
***SIGN*** Captain Gerokuchi
**[10:19] ---**
And on opening day of *Captain Gerokuchi...*
**[10:23] ---**
I am Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[10:25] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Roooaaarrr
***SIGN*** Kukukuku...
**[10:39] ---**
Number of viewers: one!
**[10:41] ---**
And it's the shill.
***SIGN*** Shill
**[10:45] ---**
Incidentally, he is not enjoying it at all.
**[10:47] ---**
In fact, he seems to be in a bad mood!
***SIGN*** The End
**[10:49] ---**
Gundam models are not built in a day.
**[10:52] ---**
Mois: Reading the
Stars for Romance, Sir!
**[10:56] ---**
Wow, so you're good at astrology?
**[10:59] ---**
Yes!
**[11:00] ---**
I can totally read your fortune
about your crushes and things for you.
**[11:04] ---**
Or, like, requited love?
**[11:06] ---**
Then, would you read my
romantic fortune for me?!
**[11:09] ---**
And mine?
**[11:10] ---**
Mine, too!
**[11:12] ---**
Please leave it to me!
**[11:13] ---**
Mois will give it her all!
**[11:17] ---**
Angol tribe's
Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
***SIGN*** Ultimate Esoteric Technique
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[11:22] ---**
Armageddon!
**[11:30] ---**
He loves you!
**[11:33] ---**
He loves you not!
**[11:34] ---**
He loves you!
**[11:36] ---**
He loves you not!
**[11:45] ---**
These girls were unaware
that their heedless request
**[11:48] ---**
had led to the sacrifice
of countless planets.
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[12:00] ---**
Keroro: The Sad Esper, Sir!
***SIGN*** Esper Ring
**[12:04] ---**
The Esper Ring!
**[12:06] ---**
If you wear this stellar device
on your head,
**[12:09] ---**
it will grant you supernatural abilities.
**[12:12] ---**
Ooh!
**[12:13] ---**
Then let me give it a
try right away, sir!
**[12:22] ---**
What happened to you, Uncle?
**[12:24] ---**
Or, like, acting weirdly?
**[12:26] ---**
Psychokinesis.
**[12:29] ---**
This is incredible, Uncle!
**[12:31] ---**
Or, like, mid-air floating?
**[12:34] ---**
Now that I've become an esper,
I'll use my powers
**[12:36] ---**
to render the members of the
Hinata household speechless, sir!
**[12:43] ---**
Teleportation.
**[12:45] ---**
And with telepathy, I will read her mind.
**[12:50] ---**
I'd like to have Salisbury steak
for dinner tonight.
**[12:57] ---**
Using pyrokinesis, which
allows me to freely control fire,
**[13:00] ---**
the subtlest adjustments to
the heat are at my command!
**[13:03] ---**
Wow! Today's Salisbury steak
is delicious!
**[13:05] ---**
It really is! Good going, stupid frog!
**[13:09] ---**
Furthermore,
**[13:10] ---**
with psychokinesis,
washing dishes is a piece of cake!
**[13:16] ---**
I'm now unstoppable, sir!
**[13:20] ---**
Use it for the invasion!
The invasion, darn you!
***SIGN*** The End
**[13:25] ---**
Natsumi & Koyuki's
Radio Exercise Program of Evil!
**[13:29] ---**
Raise your arms out in front and up.
We'll start by exercising your spine.
**[13:33] ---**
One, two, three, four...
**[13:36] ---**
...five, six, ribbit, ribbit.
**[13:39] ---**
Right hand out in front of your chest.
Left hand over your head.
**[13:42] ---**
And bend your left leg.
**[13:43] ---**
Huh? What?
**[13:45] ---**
Like this, Natsumi-san.
**[13:46] ---**
Like this?
**[13:47] ---**
When in position,
hop lightly on your right leg.
***SIGN*** Shieeeh!
**[13:49] ---**
Shieeeh!
**[13:51] ---**
Wait, what the heck is this?!
**[13:54] ---**
Make fists with both your hands and
tuck your elbows against your waist.
**[13:57] ---**
Huh?
**[13:58] ---**
Natsumi, the next position
is like this. See?
**[14:02] ---**
And now just thrust your hips
back and forth.
***SIGN*** Hustle
**[14:05] ---**
Hustle, hustle!
***SIGN*** Hustle
**[14:07] ---**
Like I said, what the heck is this?!
**[14:10] ---**
Spread your legs shoulder-width apart,
**[14:12] ---**
make a fist with your right hand,
and raise it next to your face.
**[14:16] ---**
Push out with your right hand,
opening up your fist as you go.
**[14:18] ---**
Gachoon!
***SIGN*** Gerori
**[14:23] ---**
That was more effective than I'd imagined.
**[14:25] ---**
Radio exercise programs are perfect
for manipulating Pekoponians.
**[14:29] ---**
I can make that Lady Natsumi
do anything I please, sir.
**[14:32] ---**
Now, what embarrassing pose
shall I put them in next, sir?
**[14:37] ---**
Stupid frog.
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
**[14:41] ---**
Oh? You've got something on your chin.
**[14:44] ---**
Gero?
**[14:44] ---**
For real?
**[14:46] ---**
Mm, Gundam.
**[14:49] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** The End
**[14:54] ---**
Paul: The Still Indelible Past, Milady.
**[15:03] ---**
If I move, I lose.
**[15:06] ---**
Come on!
Please hurry up and let me down!
**[15:10] ---**
Green light!
**[15:14] ---**
Red light!
**[15:28] ---**
I won this time!
**[15:29] ---**
Please let me down! Come on!
**[15:29] ---**
I... I was careless...
***SIGN*** The End
**[15:32] ---**
Hey!
**[15:32] ---**
The end!
***SIGN*** Keroro
Attempting to break
a Guinness world record!
**[15:38] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit...
**[15:41] ---**
Bit by bit by bit...
***SIGN*** To be continued
**[15:47] ---**
Natsumi's Road to Becoming
a Postcard Artiste.
**[15:52] ---**
And now for our next postcard.
**[15:53] ---**
It's from Inner-Tokyo, and the radio name is...
**[15:55] ---**
Inner-Tokyo?! Me?!
**[15:56] ---**
...Gundam Model Lover.
**[15:59] ---**
"Ood-gay evening-ay, 623."
**[15:59] ---**
Aw, man...
**[16:01] ---**
But this Gundam Model Lover's
postcards get read a lot lately.
**[16:03] ---**
Good evening.
**[16:04] ---**
"Uh, actually, we are surrounded by
Nyororos right now and are in a bind."
**[16:08] ---**
Gundam Model Lover?!
**[16:13] ---**
Mine got read again, sir!
**[16:15] ---**
That is the Mr. Sergeant I know!
**[16:17] ---**
Or, like, postcard artiste?
**[16:19] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[16:20] ---**
So it was you!
**[16:22] ---**
Thanks to you, my postcards
aren't getting read at all lately!
**[16:26] ---**
Eh? What an outrageous accusation, ma'am.
**[16:30] ---**
Yours don't get read on the air
because the postcards you write are boring!
**[16:35] ---**
I'm merely plugging away at
writing amusing postcards, ma'am.
**[16:40] ---**
These telephone cards
made especially for the show
**[16:42] ---**
are given out for every
postcard that gets read on the air.
**[16:45] ---**
I'm gonna put them up for auction online
and make a killing, ma'am.
**[16:51] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:00] ---**
Absolutely... Absolutely...
***SIGN*** Down with
the stupid frog!
**[17:02] ---**
...no way I'm going to lose
to that stupid frog!
**[17:12] ---**
And a week passed...
***SIGN*** 1 Week Later
**[17:15] ---**
And now, for the next postcard.
**[17:17] ---**
It's from Inner-Tokyo.
**[17:19] ---**
Let's see, the radio name is Natchi.
**[17:22] ---**
Yes! It's mine!
**[17:24] ---**
"Good evening, 623-san.
**[17:26] ---**
I tried putting my
current feelings into a poem.
**[17:29] ---**
Please read it to everyone." Heart.
**[17:33] ---**
What an adorable letter.
**[17:37] ---**
"So what if you trip up?
So what if you lose?
**[17:42] ---**
It's all about the big ships,
big guns policy, after all."
**[17:44] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Big-Ships Big-Guns Policy
**[17:46] ---**
Big-ships big-guns policy!
**[17:49] ---**
What's with this poem?
**[17:53] ---**
We did it, Natsumi!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Viper (Elder Brother)
**[18:02] ---**
Vipers, the natural enemy of Keronians,
have appeared once again,
***SIGN*** Viper: Family's Counterattack
***SIGN*** Hideout
This
Way
**[18:05] ---**
and they all came together here!
**[18:09] ---**
I am Viper.
***SIGN*** Viper (Grandfather)
**[18:10] ---**
Viper parenthesis "grandfather."
**[18:12] ---**
I'm Viper!
***SIGN*** Viper (Cousin)
**[18:13] ---**
Viper parenthesis "cousin."
**[18:15] ---**
You're looking at Viper!
***SIGN*** Viper (Second Eldest Brother)
**[18:17] ---**
Viper parenthesis "second eldest brother."
**[18:19] ---**
I am Viper, you know.
***SIGN*** Viper (Niece)
**[18:21] ---**
Viper parenthesis "niece."
**[18:22] ---**
I'm totally Viper.
***SIGN*** Viper (Younger Sister's Boyfriend's Friend)
**[18:24] ---**
Viper parenthesis
"younger sister's boyfriend's friend."
***SIGN*** Viper (Great Uncle)
***SIGN*** Viper (Dad)
***SIGN*** Viper (Elder)
***SIGN*** Viper (Underling)
**[18:27] ---**
I be Viper!
**[18:28] ---**
I, ahem, am Viper.
**[18:29] ---**
I am none other than Viper.
**[18:30] ---**
I'm Viper, yo.
**[18:31] ---**
I am indeed Viper.
***SIGN*** Viper (Courtesan)
***SIGN*** Viper (Merchant)
***SIGN*** Viper (First Grandchild)
***SIGN*** Viper (Passerby)
**[18:32] ---**
Why, darling, I am Viper.
**[18:33] ---**
I'm Bipa.
**[18:34] ---**
I'm Viper, dontcha know.
**[18:39] ---**
At the wedding of Viper
parenthesis "elder sister,"
**[18:41] ---**
the Viper clan all came together
for the first time in a long while.
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Keroro
Attempting to break
a Guinness world record!
**[18:48] ---**
Bit by bit by bit by bit...
**[18:51] ---**
Um, excuse me...
**[18:55] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[18:56] ---**
Haven't you long since
broken the world record already?
**[19:00] ---**
Oh, no! Now that I've come
this far, I will set a record
**[19:03] ---**
that will stand for all time
across the universe, sir!
**[19:08] ---**
Achoo!
***SIGN*** Geeeerrrroooo!
**[19:14] ---**
Records. They are an ever-fleeting thing.
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** Keroro & Hinata Family: Family Photos, Sir!
**[19:23] ---**
Goodness.
**[19:24] ---**
Lady Natsumi at this age was still
so tiny and adorable, sir.
**[19:27] ---**
Come to think of it, we've never
taken a photo with all of you, right?
**[19:32] ---**
True.
**[19:33] ---**
Then shall we get everyone together
and try taking one, sir?
**[19:36] ---**
Mom said she'd be
coming home early today, too.
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[19:39] ---**
A family photo with all
of us together, sir!
**[19:43] ---**
We're invaders!
**[19:45] ---**
No way am I taking a friendly photo
with Pekoponians!
**[19:48] ---**
That's stupid.
**[19:50] ---**
You think I'd participate
in an event like that?
**[19:54] ---**
I do not have time for that right now!
**[19:57] ---**
Paul has not come back
since he left for Pier No. 3!
**[20:01] ---**
That reminds me,
when we were kids,
**[20:03] ---**
you didn't tell me what day
we were taking the class photo,
**[20:06] ---**
so I ended up by myself in
a tiny photo in a square box.
**[20:10] ---**
Huh?! Why should I have to
take a photo with the stupid frog?!
**[20:16] ---**
Sis...
**[20:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:19] ---**
It is no use, sir!
**[20:20] ---**
No one will get together for this, sir!
**[20:23] ---**
Mom hasn't come home, either,
so I guess it's just the two of us...
**[20:26] ---**
Is this because I lack charisma?
**[20:29] ---**
Am I possibly a failure as a leader?
**[20:31] ---**
It can't be helped, Sarge.
**[20:33] ---**
Let's go take a photo
with just the two of us.
**[20:41] ---**
Huh? That's strange, sir.
**[20:44] ---**
This goes like this and...
**[20:46] ---**
I swear!
**[20:47] ---**
Pekopon tools are so primitive,
I hate them, sir!
**[20:50] ---**
Sheesh, what are you doing?
**[20:55] ---**
Sis...
**[20:56] ---**
You're always building Gundam models,
but you can't figure this out?
**[21:01] ---**
There.
**[21:03] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:05] ---**
Want to join in, too?
**[21:07] ---**
I... I...
**[21:11] ---**
You freaking idiot!
Why didn't you tell me earlier?!
**[21:14] ---**
This is my chance
to get a photo with Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:17] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[21:18] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:20] ---**
I heard about it from Tama-chan,
so I came by for a visit.
**[21:24] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[21:24] ---**
Photo...
**[21:25] ---**
Oh? What are you all doing together?
**[21:28] ---**
You're taking a picture?
Let me join in, too.
**[21:31] ---**
Would it be all right if I'm in it, as well?
**[21:34] ---**
Or, like, ghostly photos?
**[21:36] ---**
I... I have finally returned.
**[21:38] ---**
Or, like, everyone assembled, sir!
**[21:41] ---**
Hmph.
**[21:46] ---**
A commemorative photo taken
with everyone together.
**[21:49] ---**
But you end up being the only one
with their eyes half-closed.
**[21:52] ---**
Things like that always
seem to happen, don't they?
***SIGN*** The End
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:02] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:11] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:14] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:18] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:22] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:25] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:25] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:29] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:33] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:06] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:14] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
***SIGN*** Bonus
**[23:25] ---**
I'm really glad for you, Brother.
**[23:27] ---**
Now, if only we had a fine house...
**[23:30] ---**
Ah! That's it!
**[23:33] ---**
Made of three-shelf storage units!
**[23:36] ---**
How's that, Lavie?!
**[23:37] ---**
I sold off all our household possessions!
**[23:39] ---**
And I built a house with
the shelving I bought!
**[23:42] ---**
This is Nishizawa land!
**[23:44] ---**
I am so sorry!
**[23:45] ---**
I am so sorry my brother built a
shelving house without permission!
**[23:52] ---**
Momoka here.
**[23:53] ---**
Everyone, it's a new school term,
full of hope!
**[23:56] ---**
The greatest hope of this time has
got to be changing the seating chart!
**[24:00] ---**
Oh, but I feel like we haven't had
any change in seating in the anime...
**[24:04] ---**
I'll be blunt. I don't like it.
**[24:06] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, a new
type of Lady Momoka finally appears!
**[24:10] ---**
Three times what's normal!
**[24:11] ---**
"Momoka's Awakening!
The Third Momoka, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
It'll be one whole episode.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E75 - Momoka's Awakening! The Third Momoka, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX75VX/momokas-awakening-the-third-momoka-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:31] ---**
This is Scotland!
**[01:33] ---**
For Nishizawa Momoka-chan
and her father, Baio-san,
**[01:36] ---**
today is the day
for their weekly tea party.
**[01:39] ---**
Baio-san is the president
of the Nishizawa Group,
**[01:42] ---**
which controls nearly half
of the world's economy.
**[01:46] ---**
By the by, Momoka.
**[01:48] ---**
Yes?
**[01:49] ---**
Are things going well
with that Hinata Fuyuki-kun?
**[01:52] ---**
What?!
**[01:53] ---**
G-Going well? Oh, please...
**[02:03] ---**
I want to invite him to this castle
one week from now and do a test.
**[02:08] ---**
A... test?
**[02:10] ---**
That's right.
**[02:11] ---**
This is a matter that concerns
the future of the Nishizawa Group.
**[02:16] ---**
Do you understand, Momoka?
**[02:18] ---**
This is it. This is it! This! Is! It!
**[02:23] ---**
Inviting Fuyuki-kun over for a test...
**[02:25] ---**
What's that long face for?!
**[02:28] ---**
It's about time this day arrived!
**[02:30] ---**
The old man wants to test
Fuyuki-kun to see if he's worthy
**[02:33] ---**
of becoming a successor
to the Nishizawa Group!
**[02:36] ---**
But in the end, Fuyuki-kun is just an
ordinary middle school student.
**[02:40] ---**
Will he possibly be able
to pass Father's test?
**[02:44] ---**
Don't give me that "will he pass" crap!
**[02:47] ---**
You're gonna make him pass!
**[02:48] ---**
What?
**[02:53] ---**
Momoka's Awakening!
The Third Momoka, Sir!
***SIGN*** 75th Pekopon Invasion Meeting
**[02:58] ---**
Pardon us for dropping in on you.
**[03:01] ---**
Not at all. Welcome to our humble abode.
**[03:05] ---**
So? What's going on here, Tamama?
**[03:07] ---**
What idiot brings Pekoponians
to a Pekopon Invasion Meeting?!
**[03:11] ---**
That thought did occur to me,
but Momocchi insisted...
**[03:16] ---**
And it was not like we were
going to have a serious meeting.
**[03:19] ---**
You have a point there, sir.
**[03:21] ---**
What are you admitting to it?!
**[03:22] ---**
Um, I did think it might be an imposition,
**[03:26] ---**
but this concerns Fuyuki-kun,
**[03:28] ---**
so I would very much like to
have all of your cooperation.
**[03:31] ---**
Something that concerns Master Fuyuki?
**[03:34] ---**
My father is going to test Fuyuki-kun soon
**[03:38] ---**
to see if he is worthy of being
president of the Nishizawa Group.
**[03:42] ---**
Oh!
**[03:43] ---**
So the favor I need from you
**[03:45] ---**
is to train Fuyuki-kun,
so he can pass this test!
**[03:49] ---**
And to do it in such a way that
Fuyuki-kun doesn't notice it.
**[03:53] ---**
In terms of subjects
expected to be on the test:
**[03:56] ---**
English, French, German, Latin,
**[03:59] ---**
economics, law, politics, physics,
**[04:01] ---**
astronomy, pharmacology, engineering,
**[04:04] ---**
martial arts, marksmanship, music, crafts,
***SIGN*** Uh huh...
**[04:06] ---**
cooking, tea, flower arranging,
**[04:08] ---**
and so on and so forth.
**[04:10] ---**
I suppose that about covers it.
**[04:13] ---**
Hey, what should we do?
**[04:14] ---**
Training Fukki is impossible,
no matter how you think about it.
**[04:18] ---**
This is completely unrelated
to our invasion of Pekopon.
**[04:21] ---**
Don't get involved!
**[04:22] ---**
It'd be a pain, anyway.
**[04:27] ---**
As the budget for this project,
***SIGN*** Check Amount 50,000,000,000 Authorized Issuer Nishizawa Momoka
**[04:28] ---**
we have taken the liberty of readying
the meager sum of 50 billion yen.
**[04:31] ---**
F-Fifty billion yen?!
***SIGN*** 50 Billion
**[04:34] ---**
We'll do it! We'll do it!
We'll get right to it!
**[04:37] ---**
Keroro, you dumbo!
**[04:41] ---**
The plan is to keep costs low
and save money,
**[04:43] ---**
so the Keroro Platoon can
pocket the rest, sir!
**[04:47] ---**
Are you sure we can do that?
**[04:49] ---**
Or, like, skimming profits?
**[04:52] ---**
So I'm counting on you,
Sergeant Major Kululu, sir.
**[04:55] ---**
This has gotten interesting.
**[04:57] ---**
I'll go all-out to cut costs
and get this done.
***SIGN*** And, Three Days Later
**[05:03] ---**
And, three days later...
**[05:08] ---**
Welcome, Fuyuki-kun.
**[05:10] ---**
Hello, Nishizawa-san.
**[05:11] ---**
We have been waiting for you, Master Fuyuki.
**[05:14] ---**
Come, this way, please.
**[05:16] ---**
Thanks for having me.
**[05:19] ---**
Are you really done already?
**[05:21] ---**
The Keroro Platoon's motto is
"speed first," after all, ma'am.
**[05:25] ---**
You had better not be trying to swindle us
with some half-baked method.
***SIGN*** Eep
**[05:29] ---**
N-Not at all, ma'am.
**[05:31] ---**
And Fuyuki-kun had better
not know what's going on!
**[05:34] ---**
We're fine on that score as well, ma'am.
**[05:36] ---**
We told Master Fuyuki that this was
special training for a quiz show.
***SIGN*** Win
**[05:40] ---**
When we said the prize for winning
was an occult tour around the world,
**[05:43] ---**
he readily agreed to do it, ma'am.
**[05:46] ---**
I see!
**[05:47] ---**
Sarge, let's get going!
**[05:49] ---**
See? Perfect, right?
***SIGN*** Conversational English
**[05:53] ---**
To start with, the first subject
is conversational English.
***SIGN*** I am Melody Honey.
**[05:55] ---**
Blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh huh?
***SIGN*** What year are you in elementary school?
***SIGN*** I am a middle school student.
**[05:58] ---**
Oh, oh. Bla-blah, bla-bla.
***SIGN*** I may not look it, but I am Hinata Fuyuki.
**[06:00] ---**
Blah, blah, bla-blah. Oh, oh.
**[06:02] ---**
Ooh, what superb King's English, sir!
**[06:04] ---**
Oh, blah, blah!
**[06:05] ---**
How magnificent!
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, oh.
***SIGN*** Advanced Mathematics
**[06:08] ---**
Next up, advanced mathematics.
**[06:11] ---**
Whoa! He would put even
Einstein to shame, sir!
**[06:14] ---**
This is even more marvelous!
**[06:17] ---**
And on to cooking.
**[06:21] ---**
A flambé, brilliantly executed
as the finishing touch, sir.
**[06:26] ---**
Now, after this, Fuyuki-kun moved on to...
**[06:28] ---**
...pharmacology, astronomy, tea,
flower arranging, music, crafts...
***SIGN*** Calligraphy Speed Reading Guitar
**[06:35] ---**
So on and so forth.
And he pulled them all off brilliantly!
***SIGN*** Marksmanship Bird Watching Braille
**[06:42] ---**
And finally, they came to
the final subject... martial arts!
**[06:49] ---**
Somehow, Fuyuki-kun seems
so powerful today.
**[06:53] ---**
Milady, are you really certain about this?
**[06:56] ---**
Paul, there is no need to go easy on him.
**[06:59] ---**
For if he cannot overcome this,
**[07:00] ---**
Father will not approve
of Fuyuki-kun to be my husband.
**[07:06] ---**
Then I will not hold back.
**[07:16] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's going to lose!
**[07:25] ---**
I... I yield!
**[07:27] ---**
Wow.
**[07:27] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's incredible...
**[07:34] ---**
In all my life, this is only the second time
**[07:36] ---**
that I, Paul, have been defeated so soundly.
**[07:39] ---**
The first time, of course,
was to Master Nishizawa.
**[07:42] ---**
This power...
**[07:44] ---**
He is truly worthy of being the
successor to the Nishizawa Group!
**[07:48] ---**
Master Keroro,
**[07:49] ---**
you have done well to train
Master Fuyuki to this point.
**[07:52] ---**
He'll be able to pass the test
without a doubt now.
**[07:56] ---**
Well, I'm most pleased
that you're happy, sir.
**[07:59] ---**
Hey, Sarge.
**[08:01] ---**
Can I take this off already? It's so stuffy.
**[08:05] ---**
These suits are well-constructed,
**[08:07] ---**
but it'd be against the rules
to use them in a quiz show.
**[08:11] ---**
No!
**[08:12] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
you can't take that off here!
**[08:12] ---**
I'm so hot.
**[08:15] ---**
Pekoponian suits made for Pekoponians?
**[08:18] ---**
You crook.
**[08:20] ---**
That's freaking cheating!
**[08:22] ---**
Have mercy!
**[08:29] ---**
They've got supercomputers built in,
and they're superb devices
**[08:32] ---**
that let you do anything perfectly
just by wearing them, you know.
**[08:36] ---**
They look natural, too.
**[08:37] ---**
As long as Master Fuyuki doesn't take
them off during the test or something,
**[08:39] ---**
no one will ever know, ma'am.
**[08:42] ---**
It seems you do not understand
what it is that I requested.
**[08:47] ---**
Such sleight of hand methods
are no good!
**[08:50] ---**
After all, what Fuyuki-kun is being
tested on is his own capabilities.
**[08:53] ---**
That's easy for you to say,
**[08:54] ---**
but Lady Momoka,
you're trying to make him do things
**[08:56] ---**
that are far beyond the level
of middle school students,
**[08:59] ---**
so it'd be impossible
without tactics like this.
**[09:01] ---**
I knew that normal ways
would be hopeless,
**[09:04] ---**
and that's why I came to you bozos!
**[09:05] ---**
What do you think
the 50 billion budget's for?!
**[09:09] ---**
Use your head a little! Your head!
**[09:14] ---**
So, in short, Hinata Fuyuki
**[09:16] ---**
Owowowowowowowow!
**[09:16] ---**
just has to acquire abilities that
are on par with Nishizawa Baio, right?
**[09:18] ---**
That hurts!
**[09:19] ---**
It should!
**[09:19] ---**
Th-Th-That hurts, sir!
**[09:20] ---**
Then there's a quicker and easier way.
**[09:20] ---**
That hurts, ma'am! Owowowow!
**[09:24] ---**
Is there?
**[09:26] ---**
We just take Nishizawa Baio's abilities
**[09:28] ---**
and install them directly
into Hinata Fuyuki's brain.
**[09:32] ---**
What?!
**[09:34] ---**
You can do that?!
**[09:36] ---**
Now we're talking.
**[09:38] ---**
You should've done that
in the first place!
**[09:40] ---**
Kululu, are you really sure about this?
**[09:43] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[09:45] ---**
However, it's going to cost just a bit.
**[09:49] ---**
Gero!
**[09:51] ---**
That much?!
**[09:52] ---**
What needs to be done,
needs to be done, sir.
**[10:17] ---**
This is Komawari.
**[10:19] ---**
Receiving Nishizawa Baio's intellectual data.
**[10:24] ---**
The scan will be complete soon!
**[10:26] ---**
Or, like, prepared pronto?
**[10:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:31] ---**
If Father's abilities get
installed straight into him,
**[10:35] ---**
there's no doubt he'll pass.
**[10:37] ---**
But...
**[10:39] ---**
But am I really all right with that?
**[10:41] ---**
Yeah, it's all right!
What a time to have doubts!
**[10:46] ---**
Coordinates confirmed!
**[10:47] ---**
Target, locked on!
**[10:49] ---**
Fire!
**[10:50] ---**
Fire!
**[10:58] ---**
Here it comes!
**[11:04] ---**
What's that?
**[11:05] ---**
A shooting star?
**[11:07] ---**
All right!
**[11:14] ---**
I just can't do it!
**[11:17] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:26] ---**
You freaking idiot! What kind of a
last-minute stunt was that?!
**[11:30] ---**
But...
**[11:31] ---**
"But," my foot!
**[11:33] ---**
But... I...
**[11:35] ---**
...love Fuyuki-kun as he is right now!
**[11:39] ---**
In truth, you must also...
**[11:41] ---**
Hmph.
**[11:55] ---**
What was that light just now?
**[11:55] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[11:56] ---**
There was some kind of flash, right?
**[11:56] ---**
What just happened?
**[12:01] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[12:02] ---**
What's wrong?
**[12:05] ---**
Are you okay, Nishizawa-san?
**[12:14] ---**
Nishizawa-san?
**[12:16] ---**
Momoka has wound up bearing the
full brunt of the strange light beam
**[12:18] ---**
unleashed by the Keroro Platoon!
**[12:19] ---**
Sh-She's acting a little strange...
**[12:23] ---**
Th-This story will be continued
after the commercial break!
**[12:34] ---**
Now, the commercial break
ended only moments ago, but...
**[12:37] ---**
Ooh! Whoever this is, it appears we
have a new character on the scene.
**[12:43] ---**
Wait, what?! M-Momoka-chan?!
**[12:49] ---**
What's going on, sir?!
**[12:51] ---**
It seems someone pushed
the emergency warning button
**[12:54] ---**
in the command room!
**[13:00] ---**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[13:04] ---**
My name is Nishizawa Momoka.
**[13:08] ---**
Nothing more and nothing less.
**[13:10] ---**
L-Lady Momoka?!
**[13:14] ---**
I am changing the nature of my commission.
**[13:16] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[13:19] ---**
The Keroro Platoon will
prepare to invade the Earth.
**[13:22] ---**
Prepare to invade Pekopon?!
**[13:25] ---**
If Fuyuki-kun just
takes control of the Earth,
**[13:28] ---**
Father should have nothing
to complain about.
**[13:30] ---**
Hey, hey, isn't Lady Momoka
acting kind of weird?
**[13:33] ---**
The way Momocchi's talking
is exactly like her father.
**[13:38] ---**
Looks like Baio's data ended up
getting installed into Momoka.
**[13:43] ---**
What?!
**[13:43] ---**
For real?!
**[13:45] ---**
Not only that, but...
**[13:46] ---**
Maybe it's because I used cheap parts...
**[13:48] ---**
Even her personality's changed,
and it shouldn't have.
**[13:53] ---**
What are you furtively
discussing over there?
**[13:55] ---**
If you won't do it,
I'll take the 50 billion back.
**[13:58] ---**
Oh, wait! Wait!
**[13:59] ---**
We will get right to it, sir!
**[14:10] ---**
What is this?!
**[14:15] ---**
Welcome...
**[14:16] ---**
Huh?
**[14:17] ---**
...to the Peach Zeppelin.
**[14:21] ---**
Nishizawa-san? You guys...
**[14:23] ---**
Sarge, what's going on here?
**[14:27] ---**
As of this moment today,
**[14:29] ---**
you are to become the
ruler of Pekopon, sir.
**[14:32] ---**
Ruler?!
**[14:37] ---**
Come, come. Just push that button there.
**[14:41] ---**
Press that button, and my specially
designed singular radio wave,
**[14:46] ---**
the Fuyuki Halo 966 GHz, will be
transmitted across the entire globe.
**[14:50] ---**
Exposure to the radio wave
for over 5 minutes
**[14:52] ---**
will cause all Pekoponians
to worship you, Hinata Fuyuki.
**[14:57] ---**
What?!
**[15:03] ---**
Fuyuki Halo, ready for transmission!
**[15:06] ---**
Or, like, standby status?
**[15:08] ---**
Now, Fuyuki-kun, press the button.
**[15:11] ---**
And you will become the ruler of the world.
**[15:14] ---**
What's happened to you, Nishizawa-san?
**[15:16] ---**
You're acting strange today.
**[15:18] ---**
Master Fuyuki, it's okay!
**[15:20] ---**
Just don't think about it
too much and push it!
**[15:22] ---**
Let's just give that thing a push!
**[15:24] ---**
I can't do that!
**[15:25] ---**
Why should I take over the world?!
**[15:28] ---**
Then let me ask you this.
**[15:30] ---**
What is the ideal world
that you would wish for?
**[15:33] ---**
What?
**[15:34] ---**
That's...
**[15:36] ---**
I want it to be a peaceful world.
**[15:38] ---**
No wars, no struggles,
no starvation! A peaceful world!
**[15:42] ---**
Then you should have
no reason to hesitate.
**[15:45] ---**
Taking over the world is a necessary evil
in order to achieve that ideal.
**[15:50] ---**
That's not real peace!
**[15:53] ---**
Everyone in the world just has to
get along with each other, that's all!
**[15:57] ---**
Even Earthlings and Keronians
have become friends, after all!
**[16:00] ---**
Gero!
**[16:03] ---**
Then grant the ignorant masses
that wisdom right this instant.
**[16:07] ---**
If you leave them to their own devices,
**[16:09] ---**
peace will never come to this world!
**[16:11] ---**
Are you serious, Nishizawa-san?!
**[16:13] ---**
Make the most of every opportunity.
**[16:16] ---**
That is the Nishizawa Group's philosophy.
**[16:19] ---**
Now, push it!
**[16:21] ---**
I don't want to!
**[16:23] ---**
My philosophy's different!
**[16:26] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:27] ---**
Fukki is kind of cool!
**[16:30] ---**
Yeah...
**[16:31] ---**
Such a little boy...
**[16:33] ---**
Then I will push it for you.
**[16:36] ---**
You can't, Nishizawa-san!
**[16:39] ---**
L-Let go!
**[16:42] ---**
Nishizawa-san, you can't!
**[16:45] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[16:46] ---**
Oh, Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:48] ---**
How obstinate!
**[16:50] ---**
You're the obstinate one!
**[16:51] ---**
Both of you, stop!
**[16:53] ---**
Shut up!
**[16:55] ---**
Sarge?!
**[16:59] ---**
Huh? It felt like I pushed some button...
**[17:06] ---**
Fuyuki Halo, transmission has commenced!
**[17:08] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Fuyufuyufuyu...
**[17:17] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki...
**[17:19] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki?
**[17:20] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki. Hinata Fuyuki.
***SIGN*** Departing Flights Information
**[17:26] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki. Hinata Fuyuki.
**[17:32] ---**
Once you actually see
the world under your rule,
**[17:36] ---**
I imagine you'll change your mind.
**[17:39] ---**
No...
**[17:40] ---**
No, I can't let this happen!
**[17:42] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Master Fuyuki!
**[18:08] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Do
**[18:10] ---**
Master Fuyuki! I have come to help you!
**[18:13] ---**
Dororo!
**[18:17] ---**
Fuyuki-san has taken off on a flying board!
**[18:22] ---**
Hmph! So he plans to
destroy the transmitters!
**[18:25] ---**
But destroying all the devices
in less than 3 minutes
**[18:30] ---**
is ultimately an impossible task.
**[18:32] ---**
Even Earthlings and Keronians
have become friends, after all!
**[18:38] ---**
Keroro, moving out!
**[18:39] ---**
Me, too!
**[18:40] ---**
So am I!
**[18:43] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[18:49] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[18:50] ---**
Sarge?
**[18:53] ---**
Sarge! You guys!
**[18:56] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[18:58] ---**
Eat this!
**[19:01] ---**
Uncle and the others are swarming
around, destroying the transmitters!
**[19:05] ---**
Or, like, raging fury?
**[19:15] ---**
Time remaining is now under 30 seconds!
**[19:18] ---**
Just one more!
**[19:22] ---**
What happened?!
**[19:24] ---**
I just slipped a little...
**[19:26] ---**
Destroy that thing, fast!
**[19:28] ---**
We're running out of time!
**[19:29] ---**
Time remaining: 10 seconds!
**[19:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[19:34] ---**
Four!
**[19:35] ---**
Three!
**[19:36] ---**
Two!
**[19:36] ---**
One!
**[19:38] ---**
Zero!
**[19:48] ---**
Yahoo!
**[19:51] ---**
All the transmitters have been destroyed.
**[19:54] ---**
Or, like, system breakdown?
**[19:56] ---**
What?
**[19:57] ---**
Why?
**[19:58] ---**
What am I doing just standing here?
**[20:04] ---**
Huh? What was I doing?
**[20:09] ---**
Operation failed.
**[20:18] ---**
I will admit defeat, Fuyuki-kun.
**[20:21] ---**
You have a heart that loves.
**[20:22] ---**
And not just this world,
but the entire universe.
**[20:26] ---**
It must be that heart
that draws even aliens to you.
**[20:35] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[20:39] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:41] ---**
I want you to forever
remain the way you are now.
**[20:47] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[20:50] ---**
Nishizawa Baio's abilities were
installed into Momoka, you see.
**[20:54] ---**
What?
**[20:55] ---**
But it looks like the effects have worn off.
**[21:00] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:01] ---**
Goodness gracious!
How terribly bold of me!
**[21:04] ---**
I'm so glad! It looks
like you're back to normal.
**[21:12] ---**
Um, Father?
**[21:14] ---**
About the test for Fuyuki-kun...
**[21:17] ---**
Oh, yes, yes.
**[21:19] ---**
The thing I want Fuyuki-kun to test...
**[21:22] ---**
...is this.
**[21:23] ---**
It's a new product that the
Nishizawa Group is currently developing.
**[21:26] ---**
What?
**[21:28] ---**
Put this band on,
**[21:30] ---**
and it makes your head
feel cool and clear,
**[21:33] ---**
making you study three times
more efficiently than normal!
**[21:36] ---**
We call it the Einstein Band!
***SIGN*** Einstein Band
**[21:39] ---**
We plan to advertise it heavily
in manga magazines,
**[21:43] ---**
but I thought we'd get him
to try it before we did that.
**[21:46] ---**
Fa... ther...
**[21:48] ---**
That was a confusing way to put it!
**[21:54] ---**
Yes! The Platoon is in the black
for the first time ever, sir!
**[21:57] ---**
What?!
**[21:58] ---**
I see!
**[21:59] ---**
Then, let's take that money and
build an even bigger airship this time!
**[22:03] ---**
If we transmit the
Keroro Halo from there,
**[22:05] ---**
we'll have control of
Pekopon in one fell swoop!
**[22:07] ---**
I say we're in the black,
but it's only by 500 yen.
**[22:11] ---**
It was the same old, same old
for the sergeant and the platoon.
**[22:11] ---**
I mean, it kind of can't be helped, right?
**[22:14] ---**
Airships are pretty expensive, you know.
**[22:14] ---**
It may be cliché to say this,
but ordinary really is best, isn't it?
**[22:16] ---**
Want to give it another try?
**[22:18] ---**
Gero?
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:53] ---**
The other day, there was a woman
being harassed on the train.
**[23:56] ---**
Then a second man came to her rescue.
**[24:00] ---**
He didn't seem all that dependable,
but it was so cool of him!
**[24:03] ---**
Maybe that incident will lead to
romance blossoming between them!
**[24:06] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, we
invite you all on a trip to the moon!
**[24:10] ---**
"The Keroro Platoon:
Fly Me to the Moon, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
It'll be yet another whole episode.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E76 - The Keroro Platoon: Fly Me to the Moon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK0388/the-keroro-platoon-fly-me-to-the-moon-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:13] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:42] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:03] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:31] ---**
Do you know what the Harvest Moon is?
**[01:34] ---**
They refer in this way to the full moon
**[01:36] ---**
that is seen during "harvest," as in
right around the middle of autumn
**[01:39] ---**
on the 15th of the eighth month
of the lunar calendar.
**[01:44] ---**
What?!
**[01:45] ---**
The moon, as in that moon?
**[01:48] ---**
Yup.
**[01:49] ---**
I asked Satsuki and Yayoi about it,
**[01:50] ---**
and it's apparently being
advertised extensively online, too.
**[01:53] ---**
Let's see...
**[01:54] ---**
"Real celebrities go to their moon resorts
for their gorgeous vacations.
***SIGN*** Real celebrities go to their moon resorts for their gorgeous vacations Stage One Going On Sale!
**[01:58] ---**
"Why don't you take this opportunity
***SIGN*** Why don't you take this opportunity to try a vacation home on the moon, too?
**[02:00] ---**
"to try a vacation home on the moon, too?"
**[02:03] ---**
Wow, selling land
on the moon was a fad,
**[02:05] ---**
but they're finally even
offering vacation homes!
**[02:08] ---**
Look at the contact info at the end!
**[02:09] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Kerotto Tourist Development Ltd.
**[02:10] ---**
"Kerotto Tourist Development"?
**[02:13] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[02:17] ---**
That stupid frog's up to no good again!
**[02:20] ---**
He needs to be taught a lesson
before he gets too far with this!
**[02:25] ---**
The Keroro Platoon:
Fly Me to the Moon, Sir!
**[02:31] ---**
Yes? Kerotto Tourist Development.
***SIGN*** Models Available for Viewing!
**[02:33] ---**
This is the Kerotto Tourist Development.
**[02:35] ---**
Goodness! We already have over 300 inquiries!
**[02:39] ---**
Making steady progress, sir!
***SIGN*** Aim for 100 million hits!! Current number of hits:
**[02:42] ---**
The number of hits on
the site is shooting up, too.
**[02:46] ---**
Uncle, we have yet another caller
with an inquiry!
**[02:49] ---**
Or, like, booming market?
**[02:51] ---**
Uh, but if there are no
actual vacation homes,
**[02:54] ---**
this'll end up just being a scam.
**[02:56] ---**
Who said anything
about scamming people?
**[02:59] ---**
What?
**[03:00] ---**
If we head for the moon now
and actually build vacation homes,
**[03:05] ---**
there's no problemo!
**[03:07] ---**
Head for the moon now?!
**[03:09] ---**
That is Mr. Sergeant for you!
The things you do are out of this world!
**[03:12] ---**
Well, of course, because he's an alien.
**[03:15] ---**
So now, Keroro Platoon,
to the mountain of treasure...
***SIGN*** Models
Available
for
Viewing!
**[03:18] ---**
I mean, off to the moon we go!
**[03:21] ---**
You seem to be having an
awful lot of fun here.
**[03:24] ---**
You stupid frog!
**[03:26] ---**
You're plotting to make money
with some scam again, aren't you?!
**[03:31] ---**
N-Nah...
**[03:32] ---**
Y-You've totally got the wrong idea,
Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
**[03:35] ---**
Oh, please!
**[03:36] ---**
What a lie!
**[03:38] ---**
Well, you know, the Harvest Moon
is coming up soon, so...
**[03:44] ---**
The entire Keroro Platoon is going
to the moon for some R&R, ma'am.
**[03:50] ---**
Mm-hm, I see.
**[03:52] ---**
Do you understand now, ma'am?
**[03:55] ---**
That sounds like fun,
so maybe I'll come with you, too.
**[03:59] ---**
Wow! I want to go, too!
**[04:02] ---**
The moon!
**[04:03] ---**
The only celestial body other than
Earth that mankind has ever reached.
**[04:07] ---**
And yet, it's still a land of mystery,
**[04:09] ---**
with whispered stories
of UFOs and alien bases!
**[04:13] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
**[04:14] ---**
there is not even a smidge of
mystery on the moon, sir.
**[04:18] ---**
And as for alien bases...
**[04:19] ---**
Look, look. There's nothing
rare about them, either, sir.
***SIGN*** Alien
***SIGN*** Alien Alien
***SIGN*** Alien
***SIGN*** Alien
***SIGN*** Invading Alien Secret Underground Base
**[04:23] ---**
Invading alien secret underground base!
**[04:26] ---**
I don't care about bases!
**[04:28] ---**
I mean, it's going to be
a fun, fun R&R trip, right?
**[04:32] ---**
I... I understand, ma'am.
**[04:35] ---**
Then, Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki,
you may accompany us...
**[04:39] ---**
Yes!
**[04:40] ---**
R&R trip, my foot!
**[04:42] ---**
They haven't even had training,
and you plan to take them with us?!
**[04:45] ---**
In order to make my lunar vacation
home land-flipping plan a success,
**[04:50] ---**
a small amount of risk
is unavoidable, sir.
**[04:53] ---**
What?!
**[04:54] ---**
Now, now, as long as you're with her,
**[04:54] ---**
I've always wanted to go to the moon!
**[04:56] ---**
Lady Natsumi will be able
to safely enjoy her moon trip.
**[04:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:00] ---**
I will be counting on you, sir.
**[05:05] ---**
Wide-area anti-barrier,
deploying at combat strength!
***SIGN*** Type Nine-Six-Six 46x3 cm Main Turret
***SIGN*** Within That Same Turret
***SIGN*** Inside Pod 3
**[05:46] ---**
When did you build this under the city?!
***SIGN*** III
**[05:48] ---**
This is the true technological
prowess of the Keron Army, sir.
**[05:51] ---**
These are 46x3 cm space pods.
***SIGN*** Inside Pod 2
***SIGN*** II
**[05:55] ---**
Wh-What is this?! This is a cannon!
***SIGN*** Inside Pod 1
**[05:58] ---**
Is it really safe to ride
in something like this?!
**[06:00] ---**
I-It's close quarters in here,
so don't move too much, Natsumi!
**[06:04] ---**
Setting up main turret pelorus!
**[06:07] ---**
Target, lunar surface,
**[06:09] ---**
Mare Tranquillitatis, on
the edge of the Plinius crater!
**[06:12] ---**
Main turret, set to full auto fire!
Angle of elevation, 45 degrees!
**[06:16] ---**
All guns set for salvo, follow target
at elevation 9 o'clock to 9:05.
**[06:20] ---**
Setting to 2045.
**[06:22] ---**
Transferring control to you,
Lady Mois, ma'am.
**[06:25] ---**
Oh! Gun 3 is off by 0.2 seconds.
**[06:30] ---**
Get it together, Uncle.
**[06:31] ---**
Easier said than done.
***SIGN*** III
**[06:32] ---**
This is my first time handling
this sort of thing, ma'am.
**[06:44] ---**
Everyone, please brace yourselves!
**[06:47] ---**
Fire!
***SIGN*** II
***SIGN*** III
**[06:59] ---**
How long will it take for us
to get to the moon?
**[07:02] ---**
If I remember right,
the Apollo took about four days...
**[07:06] ---**
We're not going to do
anything so tedious, sir!
**[07:10] ---**
With our technology,
getting to the moon is a snap, sir!
***SIGN*** Illustrative Video
**[07:15] ---**
Ow!
**[07:16] ---**
Ow! Ow!
**[07:17] ---**
No way!
**[07:31] ---**
We have arrived, sir.
**[07:32] ---**
R-Really?
***SIGN*** Mare Tranquillitatis
**[07:47] ---**
Wow!
**[07:50] ---**
Amazing! We've really,
truly come to the moon!
**[07:54] ---**
Even under the Apollo program,
**[07:56] ---**
only a handful of astronauts
ever got to visit this world...
**[08:02] ---**
I feel so light!
**[08:05] ---**
Natsumi, moving around
on your own is dangerous!
**[08:09] ---**
Wow...
**[08:10] ---**
Gravity on the moon is 1/6 that
of Pekopon, after all, sir.
**[08:14] ---**
Oh, yeah!
Where's the Copernicus crater?
**[08:17] ---**
There's supposedly a
mysterious building there.
***SIGN*** Illustrative Images
**[08:20] ---**
A gigantic white tower!
**[08:21] ---**
And a transparent dome that glows!
**[08:23] ---**
Plus numerous pyramids and UFOs!
**[08:25] ---**
Hey, where's the Apollo landing site?
**[08:29] ---**
I told you to hold up!
**[08:30] ---**
There might even be
an alien base somewhere!
**[08:33] ---**
Okay, okay, take your time.
**[08:35] ---**
Are you sure we can leave them alone?
**[08:38] ---**
Honestly? It's more convenient if
those two aren't around, sir.
**[08:43] ---**
There!
***SIGN*** Models Available for Viewing! Models Available for Viewing! Models Available for Viewing!
**[08:47] ---**
I'll take this chance
**[08:49] ---**
to survey the precious land for
my vacation homes, sir.
**[08:55] ---**
I feel like I can just
reach out and touch Earth!
**[08:57] ---**
Natsumi, that's enough! We have
to get back to where everyone is.
**[09:00] ---**
What? But we've come all
this way to be on the moon.
**[09:03] ---**
Oh, I know!
**[09:04] ---**
I'll take back a moon rock
as a souvenir for Mom!
**[09:06] ---**
Hey!
**[09:09] ---**
No way!
**[09:10] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:14] ---**
Natsumi!
**[09:18] ---**
That's...!
**[09:20] ---**
Hey, Sarge, I found one!
**[09:22] ---**
There really is an alien base!
**[09:30] ---**
This is a surprise.
**[09:31] ---**
It's an awfully old model, but
it's unquestionably a spaceship.
**[09:34] ---**
What did you say?!
**[09:35] ---**
I didn't see it when we surveyed
the area from Pekopon, though.
**[09:40] ---**
I get it, sir!
**[09:41] ---**
They're probably scoundrels
trying to steal the march on me
**[09:43] ---**
and take over the land for
my vacation homes, sir!
**[09:46] ---**
Hey! Whoever's on this ship!
We've got a little problem here!
**[09:50] ---**
Who gave you permission
to do business here?!
**[09:55] ---**
Sarge!
**[10:16] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:17] ---**
Are you all right, Natsumi?!
**[10:20] ---**
Where are we?
**[10:23] ---**
It looks like we fell into a crevasse.
**[10:26] ---**
B-But we'll be fine, right?
**[10:27] ---**
We're so light here, after all.
**[10:29] ---**
We could just jump up high and...
**[10:31] ---**
Impossible.
**[10:32] ---**
What?
**[10:33] ---**
Even at 1/6 Pekopon's gravity,
**[10:36] ---**
we won't be able to leap up and over
a couple dozen meters in one jump.
**[10:39] ---**
No way...
**[10:41] ---**
Testing, testing. Checkmate, King Two.
**[10:44] ---**
This is Giroro. Do you read?
**[10:47] ---**
Hmph! The fall must have knocked it out.
**[10:50] ---**
How's your radio?
**[10:53] ---**
Natsumi's spacesuit is leaking oxygen!
**[10:58] ---**
At this rate, she won't last an hour!
**[11:01] ---**
But this sure is a deep chasm.
**[11:03] ---**
Don't talk!
**[11:13] ---**
That was, you know...!
**[11:15] ---**
Now, they're in dire straits!
**[11:16] ---**
Natsumi and Corporal Giroro have
fallen into a crevasse on the moon!
**[11:20] ---**
D-Don't misunderstand! I was just...!
**[11:23] ---**
And the mysterious form that
emerged from the unknown spacecraft...
**[11:27] ---**
What will become of
Sergent Keroro and the others?!
**[11:31] ---**
And with that blatant cliffhanger,
on to the second half...
***SIGN*** To be continued!!
**[11:34] ---**
To be continued!
**[11:49] ---**
Everyone, I have moon-viewing dumplings!
***SIGN*** Mom, we're all going together to the moon! By 723 (Natsumi).
**[11:52] ---**
Mom, we're all going together
to the moon! By Natsumi.
**[11:58] ---**
All going together?
**[12:00] ---**
Wh-What about me?
**[12:02] ---**
Wh-What about the dumplings?!
**[12:21] ---**
They must be hostile aliens, sir!
**[12:24] ---**
You are under arrest, sir!
***SIGN*** by
Forger
**[12:27] ---**
Sarge!
**[12:31] ---**
Such insolence from a mere frog, hop!
**[12:34] ---**
A r-rabbit-shaped robot?
**[12:36] ---**
Who are you calling a frog, eh?!
**[12:38] ---**
You thieving rabbit!
**[12:39] ---**
What nonsense is this
that you speak of, hop?!
***SIGN*** Carrots
**[12:44] ---**
Rabbits should be off nibbling
on carrots or something, sir!
**[12:46] ---**
Shut up, hop!
**[12:48] ---**
Stop this.
**[12:50] ---**
Princess!
**[12:52] ---**
Now that we have been found,
nothing can be done about it.
**[12:56] ---**
I will tell you everything
regarding our circumstances.
**[13:01] ---**
Carrots! Carrots!
**[13:06] ---**
In terms of time as measured on your planet,
**[13:08] ---**
our story goes back 1,000 years.
**[13:11] ---**
Having lost our mother planet
in the distant past,
**[13:14] ---**
we have been searching for
a planet to be our new world,
**[13:17] ---**
and we have continued on this
wandering journey for a long time.
**[13:20] ---**
But along the way, we were
caught in a Giant Space Tornado
**[13:24] ---**
and we made an emergency
landing upon this world.
**[13:26] ---**
G-Giant Space Tornado?
**[13:31] ---**
Then you may as well have just
settled on Pekopon, sir.
**[13:34] ---**
You cursed frog, hop!
**[13:36] ---**
Our princess's people
are peace-loving people!
**[13:38] ---**
They dislike conflict, hop!
**[13:40] ---**
You're awfully cocky for a rabbit!
**[13:42] ---**
That's right!
**[13:43] ---**
Shut it, frog!
**[13:44] ---**
I've had enough of you, bunny boy!
**[13:46] ---**
Uh, um...
**[13:47] ---**
You dislike conflict?
**[13:50] ---**
Yes.
**[13:51] ---**
Immigrating to a planet that
already has indigenous people
**[13:54] ---**
would lead to conflict.
**[13:56] ---**
So we put up an invisibility barrier
around our spacecraft
**[14:02] ---**
and decided to collect five special crystals
**[14:04] ---**
which we required to repair our spacecraft.
**[14:09] ---**
Five special crystals,
said to be borne upon meteorites.
**[14:13] ---**
We were determined to find those crystals,
**[14:17] ---**
no matter how many centuries it might take.
**[14:19] ---**
Whew, talk about being patient, sir.
**[14:23] ---**
No kidding.
***SIGN*** by
Forger
**[14:26] ---**
You insult the princess, hop!
**[14:29] ---**
So, have you found those five crystals?
**[14:31] ---**
Yes.
**[14:32] ---**
On your planet, they are called
the Buddha's stone begging bowl,
**[14:36] ---**
a jeweled branch from Penglai,
**[14:37] ---**
a robe made of fire-rat fur,
**[14:39] ---**
a cowry laid by a swallow,
**[14:40] ---**
and the dragon's five-color orb, hop.
**[14:44] ---**
Those are...!
**[14:45] ---**
What is it, Fukki?
**[14:47] ---**
In the fairy tale, when Princess Kaguya
was pressed for marriage,
**[14:50] ---**
those are the items
she asked the five men to bring.
**[14:53] ---**
Indeed.
**[14:55] ---**
My name is Kaguya.
**[14:57] ---**
I am Princess Kaguya the Thirteenth
of Planet Nayotake.
**[15:03] ---**
Just a little farther, Natsumi.
**[15:08] ---**
Natsumi?
**[15:12] ---**
That's odd...
**[15:14] ---**
Somehow, my breathing's suddenly...
**[15:18] ---**
Hang in there!
**[15:22] ---**
Hold on, Natsumi!
***SIGN*** Models Available for Viewing! Models Available for Viewing! Models Available for Viewing!
**[15:28] ---**
It's a stupid device,
but it's better than nothing.
**[15:33] ---**
Over 1,000 years,
**[15:35] ---**
we have somehow managed to
find four out of the five crystals,
**[15:39] ---**
but the last one...
**[15:41] ---**
You couldn't find it?
**[15:43] ---**
No, we did find it.
**[15:46] ---**
What?
**[15:47] ---**
But...
**[15:51] ---**
Princess! I have found the
dragon's five-color orb, hop!
**[15:54] ---**
I will be returning shortly, hop!
**[15:57] ---**
Thank goodness!
If we can just get that...
**[15:59] ---**
Excellent work, No. 202!
**[16:00] ---**
Hurry home, hop!
**[16:04] ---**
What is it?!
**[16:05] ---**
Are you all right, hop?!
**[16:06] ---**
He's come to take back the orb, hop!
**[16:11] ---**
No matter what...
**[16:12] ---**
No matter what,
I'm taking this back...
**[16:14] ---**
I'm taking this back,
even if it's the last thing I do, hop!
**[16:18] ---**
No. 202!
**[16:19] ---**
What happened, No. 202?!
**[16:23] ---**
That was the last we heard from him.
**[16:27] ---**
Soon, this ship will run out of power.
**[16:31] ---**
What?
**[16:32] ---**
Now, all we can do is quietly await
the moment of our doom.
**[16:38] ---**
Then let's try talking to
the people in charge on Earth!
**[16:41] ---**
What?
**[16:42] ---**
I mean, you have no desire
to invade us, right?
**[16:45] ---**
If you tell them your situation,
**[16:46] ---**
I'm sure they'd take you in on Earth
as alien immigrants!
**[16:50] ---**
Goodness, what a bold suggestion.
**[16:52] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[16:53] ---**
I mean, we've become friends, after all.
**[16:57] ---**
That's true, but, sir...
**[16:59] ---**
They're still technically invaders, you know.
**[17:02] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:04] ---**
But it is impossible.
**[17:05] ---**
Why?
**[17:07] ---**
I will show you.
**[17:13] ---**
What's this place?
**[17:21] ---**
Wow!
**[17:23] ---**
Whoa!
**[17:24] ---**
It's an antiquated cold sleep system.
**[17:28] ---**
There are so many of them!
**[17:30] ---**
My countrymen aboard this
immigration ship number...
**[17:33] ---**
...approximately eight billion.
**[17:35] ---**
E-Eight billion?!
**[17:37] ---**
They are sleeping in a miniaturized state
in order to conserve power.
**[17:41] ---**
Would your planet be able
to welcome this many aliens?
**[17:48] ---**
Now, along with our eight billion
countrymen, we can only...
**[17:52] ---**
You can't!
**[17:54] ---**
You can't ever give up something like this!
**[17:59] ---**
I'm not giving up... until the end...
**[18:03] ---**
I'm sorry. I...
**[18:06] ---**
You idiot! Don't talk!
**[18:07] ---**
What? It takes one to know one,
you know...
**[18:12] ---**
H-Hey, Natsumi!
**[18:14] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
**[18:15] ---**
Hey!
**[18:17] ---**
Darn it!
**[18:18] ---**
Hold on, Natsumi!
**[18:34] ---**
What's that?
**[18:43] ---**
I don't know what it is,
but if it just has a radio...
**[18:49] ---**
Is this a spaceship?
**[18:58] ---**
A robot...
**[18:59] ---**
That's right! A radio!
**[19:03] ---**
No matter what happens,
you can't give up!
**[19:07] ---**
There must be some way!
**[19:09] ---**
But we no longer have...
**[19:11] ---**
What?
**[19:13] ---**
This is the missing Robohop No. 202's...
**[19:16] ---**
Surely not!
**[19:18] ---**
Call, ten, three, four!
**[19:20] ---**
Anyone read me?
**[19:21] ---**
It's Mr. Corporal's voice.
**[19:21] ---**
I don't care if you're
a hostile alien or what!
**[19:23] ---**
Come to think of it, I'd completely
forgotten about him, sir.
**[19:24] ---**
If you read me, please respond!
**[19:26] ---**
Call, ten, three, four!
**[19:27] ---**
Anyone read me?
**[19:27] ---**
Find out where that is
coming from immediately!
**[19:28] ---**
If you read me, please respond!
**[19:29] ---**
Yes, my lady!
**[19:30] ---**
Please! I don't care who you are!
**[19:31] ---**
Yeah.
**[19:32] ---**
Call, ten, three, four!
**[19:36] ---**
Please! Someone! Hurry!
**[19:38] ---**
Testing, testing. Corporal Giroro.
Do you read, sir?
**[19:41] ---**
Is that you, Keroro?!
You took long enough!
**[19:43] ---**
Corporal, you found the
spaceship for us! Thank you!
**[19:44] ---**
Natsumi, we can relax now.
**[19:48] ---**
Don't worry! Natsumi's all right!
**[19:51] ---**
What?
**[19:51] ---**
Yeah, she's all right.
**[19:57] ---**
Keep it coming! Keep it coming!
**[19:59] ---**
Keep it coming, sir!
**[20:01] ---**
Keep it coming!
**[20:10] ---**
Are you awake?
**[20:12] ---**
Huh? Where am I?
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Available
for
Viewing!
**[20:17] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:19] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:22] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[20:24] ---**
Thank goodness! Natsumi!
**[20:29] ---**
Who would've thought
that the spaceship I found
**[20:33] ---**
would be the one that
went missing long ago.
**[20:35] ---**
Thanks to you, we now have
the dragon's five-color orb.
**[20:39] ---**
So he hung in there and
made it to the moon somehow.
**[20:44] ---**
Yes.
**[20:44] ---**
No. 202 did not give up to the very end.
**[20:48] ---**
He is asleep now, but someday, surely...
**[21:15] ---**
Goodbye, ma'am!
**[21:17] ---**
Goodbye!
**[21:30] ---**
And so, riding her ox-drawn
carriage from the moon,
**[21:33] ---**
Goodbye!
**[21:33] ---**
Princess Kaguya departed
for distant lands.
**[21:34] ---**
Take care!
**[21:38] ---**
I hope they find a nice planet.
**[21:45] ---**
All right! That settles that!
**[21:47] ---**
Now, I can take care of business
without any worries, sir.
**[21:52] ---**
Vacation homes!
Vacation homes! Big, big money!
**[21:57] ---**
I just knew you were...
**[22:00] ---**
...up to no good!
**[22:06] ---**
Aw...
**[22:08] ---**
Everyone must be
having fun right about now...
**[22:13] ---**
They say that the Harvest Moon...
**[22:15] ---**
...had a particularly
beautiful glow about it this year.
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:26] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:46] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:57] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:04] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:51] ---**
Kululu here.
**[23:52] ---**
Autumn's the time for
good food and excursions.
**[23:55] ---**
It pretends to be full of fun times,
**[23:56] ---**
but then nature's fury can
totally kill the mood like a switch.
**[23:59] ---**
So, autumn's coming.
**[24:01] ---**
You really can't lower
your guard around autumn.
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. Next time...
**[24:05] ---**
Congratulations, Private 2nd
Class Tamama. I wish you happiness.
**[24:08] ---**
"Tamama: Is It True That
You're Getting Married, Sir?"
**[24:11] ---**
"Tamama Swears Off
the Tamama Impact, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E77 - Tamama: Is It True That You're Getting Married, Sir? / Tamama Swears Off the Tamama Impact, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05MN9/tamama-is-it-true-that-youre-getting-married-sir--tamama-swears-off-the-tamama-impact-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:32] ---**
Do you believe in the existence
of the red thread of destiny?
**[01:46] ---**
Wh-What's all the noise about?!
**[01:48] ---**
Master Tamama!
**[01:50] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Smoosh
**[01:51] ---**
Taruru?!
**[01:52] ---**
Long time no see, Master Tamama!
**[01:52] ---**
Uh, y-you...
**[01:55] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[01:57] ---**
What am I doing here?
Why else would I be here?
**[02:04] ---**
Tama-nii!
**[02:05] ---**
K-Karara?!
**[02:10] ---**
Tamama: Is It True That
You're Getting Married, Sir?
**[02:16] ---**
I've got little experience,
but thank ya for takin' me, darlin'!
***SIGN*** Darlin'
***SIGN*** Darlin'
**[02:22] ---**
"D-Darlin'"?
***SIGN*** Darlin'
***SIGN*** When I grow up, I'm gonna become Tama-nii's bride. - Karara
**[02:24] ---**
When I grow up, I'm gonna
become Tama-nii's bride.
**[02:29] ---**
So she really was serious
about that Tanabata wish?
**[02:33] ---**
We're actually childhood friends, you see.
**[02:36] ---**
So, when I heard that she was
marrying you, I came with her!
**[02:41] ---**
Woohoo!
**[02:42] ---**
What?
**[02:46] ---**
Specially made by the
Nishizawa Peach Group!
**[02:48] ---**
Model home for newlyweds!
***SIGN*** Model Home for Newlyweds
**[02:50] ---**
Wow, this's fabulous!
**[02:53] ---**
And I'm gonna get to
live here with my darlin'!
**[02:56] ---**
We heard about it from Master Taruru.
**[02:58] ---**
Just a little present from us!
**[03:01] ---**
Wow!
**[03:07] ---**
At this rate, I might really end up
embarking on the newlywed life...
**[03:12] ---**
This is going to be bad
if I don't do something quick.
**[03:15] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[03:16] ---**
Huh?
**[03:17] ---**
I bought ya a souvenir, darlin'!
**[03:19] ---**
A souvenir?
**[03:21] ---**
Th-These are...!
***SIGN*** Renown Confection
Girandou Dumplings
**[03:23] ---**
Dumplings from Girandou,
a renown confection of Planet Keron!
**[03:26] ---**
Reminds ya of home, right?
**[03:27] ---**
Hurry up and open it,
so we can eat it together!
**[03:29] ---**
Yay! Thank you for the food!
**[03:32] ---**
No! Hold on!
**[03:35] ---**
If I act totally mean to her,
**[03:37] ---**
it might make her hate me
and go back to Planet Keron!
**[03:49] ---**
Ha! I'm not letting you have any of it!
**[03:58] ---**
Owowowow!
**[04:00] ---**
My stomach hurts!
**[04:02] ---**
Darlin'!
**[04:02] ---**
Owowowowow!
***SIGN*** Expiration Date 09.13
**[04:03] ---**
Whoa!
**[04:04] ---**
These dumplings were past
the expiration date!
**[04:05] ---**
Ow! It hurts!
**[04:07] ---**
It hurts! It hurts! Owowow!
**[04:07] ---**
Master, could it be that you saw that,
and to keep us from eating it, you...
**[04:11] ---**
Ah!
**[04:12] ---**
So admirable of you, Tama-chan!
**[04:13] ---**
That's my darlin'!
That's the man I saw in ya!
***SIGN*** Attraction Rating: UP
**[04:16] ---**
Attraction rating, way up.
**[04:20] ---**
Why does it end up like this?
**[04:24] ---**
Good, good. Sweep the square
areas circularly, ma'am.
**[04:28] ---**
You have quite the natural
aptitude for this, ma'am.
**[04:30] ---**
That's Commander Keroro for you!
**[04:32] ---**
Even his cleaning instructions
are first-rate!
**[04:35] ---**
The stupid frog took the first chance
he got to foist off his work on her.
**[04:39] ---**
Oh, just let it slide.
**[04:40] ---**
Tamama, congratulations.
**[04:41] ---**
What?!
**[04:42] ---**
Looks like that Tanabata wish came true.
**[04:45] ---**
Or, like, wishes fulfilled?
**[04:49] ---**
Glance.
**[04:50] ---**
I am so happy for you,
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[04:53] ---**
Truly joyous news, sir.
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[04:56] ---**
Oh, Mr. Sergeant's
growing farther away from me!
**[05:04] ---**
I will never lift a finger to help with
the cleaning or laundry or cooking!
**[05:09] ---**
Plus, I'll do this to the shoes
at the entryway!
**[05:11] ---**
And this is what I do to toilet paper!
**[05:14] ---**
I will lord it over you
like there's no tomorrow!
***SIGN*** Domineering Husband
**[05:19] ---**
That's my darlin'!
**[05:22] ---**
That's what I call a
true head of the household!
**[05:24] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Attraction Rating: UP
**[05:25] ---**
Attraction rating, up even more!
***SIGN*** Working Girl
**[05:27] ---**
Leave all the domestic stuff to me!
**[05:34] ---**
Goodness! What a fine bride, sir!
**[05:36] ---**
Right, Private 2nd Class Tamama?
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[05:40] ---**
Mr. Sergeant is growing
even farther away from me!
***SIGN*** Congratulations Private 2nd Class Tamama-kun ♥ Karara-san
**[05:47] ---**
Congratulations!
**[05:48] ---**
Thank ya all, really!
**[05:51] ---**
To think the Private 2nd Class,
**[05:53] ---**
our most junior recruit,
would be the first to get married.
**[05:55] ---**
He may have the lowest rank,
**[05:57] ---**
but he's actually the most capable
member of the Keroro Platoon, right?
**[06:00] ---**
What?!
**[06:02] ---**
That's it! If I let her know
that I actually have no status
**[06:05] ---**
and tell it to her in an
overly exaggerated way,
**[06:07] ---**
that might make Karara
grow disgusted with me
**[06:09] ---**
and make her go back
to Planet Keron!
**[06:12] ---**
Karara, listen to me.
**[06:14] ---**
What is it, darlin'?
**[06:15] ---**
I've been lying about this so far,
**[06:17] ---**
but I actually have no status
of any kind whatsoever.
**[06:21] ---**
Huh?
**[06:22] ---**
I'm just a snack-loving,
**[06:24] ---**
extremely jealous,
**[06:26] ---**
totally twisted, no-good,
worthless narcissist!
**[06:29] ---**
That is the real me!
***SIGN*** This is Tamama!
**[06:33] ---**
What?
**[06:35] ---**
If I exaggerate it to that degree,
it should definitely make her hate me!
**[06:40] ---**
Uh, "exaggerate"?
**[06:41] ---**
That was the unvarnished truth!
**[06:44] ---**
You're lyin'!
**[06:45] ---**
I won't believe it! I refuse to believe it!
**[06:48] ---**
Believe it, pal.
**[06:50] ---**
I'm a small-minded, petty, shifty guy,
**[06:52] ---**
whose only redeeming quality
is that he is cute, pal.
***SIGN*** And it's the truth!
**[06:57] ---**
And it's the truth.
**[06:59] ---**
No...
**[07:00] ---**
In the two and a half months
since we met,
**[07:02] ---**
I've constantly...
constantly thought of ya, darlin'.
**[07:05] ---**
There's no way that's
the kinda person ya are!
***SIGN*** Congrats
- Dororo
**[07:08] ---**
Isn't that true?!
**[07:09] ---**
Right?!
***SIGN*** Urk!
**[07:10] ---**
Right?!
***SIGN*** Urk!
**[07:11] ---**
Right?!
***SIGN*** Augh!
**[07:15] ---**
Right?!
**[07:17] ---**
O-Of course not.
**[07:19] ---**
Huh?
**[07:19] ---**
Tamama is by no means worthless!
**[07:22] ---**
He's a valiant shock trooper
on our platoon!
**[07:24] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[07:26] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro!
**[07:28] ---**
That is exactly right!
**[07:29] ---**
Tamama-dono is an invaluable
member of the Keroro Platoon!
**[07:33] ---**
L-Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[07:35] ---**
"A wise falcon hides his talons."
**[07:38] ---**
It's Private 2nd Class Tamama's
humble attitude of never showing off
**[07:41] ---**
that has won our hearts forever, ma'am.
**[07:43] ---**
N-Not you, too, Mr. Sergeant!
**[07:46] ---**
Of all the times you could have
sung my praises, why do it now?
**[07:51] ---**
You sure are a big meanie,
Master Tamama.
**[07:53] ---**
You were trying to pull
one over us, weren't you?
**[07:56] ---**
After all, you're a truly kind
and dependable man, darlin'.
**[08:00] ---**
Karara!
**[08:02] ---**
Tama-nii!
**[08:03] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[08:06] ---**
He was also the one who risked his life
**[08:08] ---**
to save me from Kululu's
punishment labyrinth!
**[08:12] ---**
And he was also the one who
fixed my broken light mobile mecha
**[08:14] ---**
and sent me on my way back to Keron!
**[08:17] ---**
The one who fixed the mecha
wasn't me. It was Kululu-senpai.
**[08:24] ---**
I love ya, darlin'!
**[08:26] ---**
I really, really love ya!
**[08:28] ---**
Karara...
**[08:30] ---**
Once again, congratulations!
**[08:32] ---**
C-Congratulations.
**[08:34] ---**
Congrats!
**[08:36] ---**
Congratulations!
**[08:38] ---**
Ooh, such a happy, happy occasion.
***SIGN*** Congratulations
**[08:45] ---**
Congratulations!
**[08:49] ---**
There's no escape...
**[08:51] ---**
What in the world should I do?
**[08:56] ---**
Wh-What's that?!
**[08:58] ---**
Are we under attack?!
**[08:59] ---**
A giant spacecraft is approaching.
**[09:02] ---**
It's a heavy mobile mecha
from Keron proper.
**[09:12] ---**
Oh!
**[09:13] ---**
That's...!
**[09:14] ---**
Karara!
**[09:16] ---**
D-Daddy's here!
**[09:18] ---**
What?!
**[09:20] ---**
Ya had me worried!
**[09:23] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:24] ---**
You didn't tell your dad
about getting married?!
**[09:28] ---**
You mean he's come to take her back?!
**[09:30] ---**
Yer mom's worried, too!
**[09:33] ---**
You're comin' home with me!
**[09:37] ---**
I don't wanna! I'm gonna
live with my darlin'!
**[09:40] ---**
Darlin'! I'm not leavin' yer side!
**[09:43] ---**
I'm gonna stay with ya on
Pekopon until death do us part!
**[09:46] ---**
So hurry up and make Daddy go away!
**[09:49] ---**
I'm beggin' ya!
**[09:51] ---**
Right then, the beautiful tears
shed by Karara
**[09:54] ---**
moved Private 2nd Class Tamama's
utterly twisted heart
**[09:57] ---**
and in his eyes, he saw
the red thread of destiny!
**[10:01] ---**
Or so it seemed to him...
**[10:03] ---**
Karara!
**[10:04] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[10:07] ---**
Ooh!
**[10:08] ---**
D-Darlin'!
**[10:10] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[10:14] ---**
Ooh!
**[10:17] ---**
Huh?
**[10:20] ---**
Karara!
***SIGN*** No Damage
**[10:22] ---**
No damage.
**[10:23] ---**
Impact! Impact!
**[10:32] ---**
That hurt 'bout as much
as a fly landin' on me!
**[10:36] ---**
Darlin'!
**[10:37] ---**
Master Tamama!
**[10:38] ---**
That's a heavy mobile mecha for you!
**[10:40] ---**
Tamama's puny attack
didn't even leave a scratch!
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[10:44] ---**
Karara!
**[11:08] ---**
S-Sergeant Major Kululu...
**[11:17] ---**
So...
**[11:18] ---**
So cool!
**[11:24] ---**
H-Hey...
**[11:26] ---**
Karara?
**[11:28] ---**
It just hit me!
**[11:30] ---**
The man destined to be
my true darlin' is Kululu-han!
**[11:36] ---**
That punishment labyrinth
was tough love!
**[11:38] ---**
Say what?
**[11:39] ---**
And his kindness in fixin'
my light mobile mecha!
**[11:42] ---**
Hmph.
**[11:43] ---**
I'm gonna go back to Keron
**[11:45] ---**
and retrain myself, so I'll be
worthy of marryin' Kululu!
**[11:49] ---**
Tama-nii, let's just say
none of this ever happened!
**[11:54] ---**
Right...
**[11:54] ---**
Kululu, of all people, sir?
**[11:57] ---**
Nin...
**[12:04] ---**
Good grief.
**[12:05] ---**
I guess the red thread of destiny is
a complicated and inscrutable thing.
**[12:09] ---**
But you know, this is the one guy
you really shouldn't go for.
**[12:13] ---**
No, seriously.
**[12:26] ---**
That night,
**[12:28] ---**
one man aspiring to become the
best martial artist in the universe
**[12:31] ---**
was about to take a new step
towards honing his abilities.
**[12:36] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[12:41] ---**
That hurt 'bout as much
as a fly landin' on me!
***SIGN*** Crushed
**[12:51] ---**
A martial artist expresses himself
through his fist and his body.
**[12:55] ---**
And yet, I had grown too dependent
on my long-distance attack.
**[13:01] ---**
As of this moment, I will
swear off the Tamama Impact!
**[13:05] ---**
Starting today, I will begin a
psychological battle against myself!
**[13:08] ---**
Ordeals, adversity, betrayal, and carnage!
**[13:11] ---**
If I cannot overcome these things,
there will be no tomorrow for me!
**[13:18] ---**
Tamama Swears Off
the Tamama Impact, Sir!
**[13:26] ---**
Now! Use the kick! Go for the eye!
**[13:28] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[13:33] ---**
Ooh! That was a brilliant kick,
Lady Mois, ma'am!
**[13:36] ---**
It was the fruit of
your masterful guidance.
**[13:40] ---**
You seem to be having fun.
**[13:42] ---**
Well, to think you would give me
such a fun game as a present!
**[13:46] ---**
You are what every
subordinate should be, sir.
**[13:48] ---**
Or, like, greatly obliged?
**[13:50] ---**
Nah! There's no need for you to thank me!
**[13:53] ---**
Why? Because this is none other
than a trial that I set for myself!
**[13:59] ---**
Here is a situation where
that woman is having fun
**[14:02] ---**
with my favorite Mr. Sergeant.
**[14:04] ---**
And I will endure the sight of it,
smiling the entire time!
***SIGN*** Kill
**[14:08] ---**
A trial that can only be described
as admirable, if I do say so myself.
**[14:12] ---**
Yes! We cleared it, sir!
**[14:14] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:15] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:16] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:17] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[14:18] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:18] ---**
Jealousy! Jealousy! Jealousy!
**[14:19] ---**
Lady Mois!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[14:20] ---**
Uncle!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[14:21] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:22] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:23] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:23] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:25] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:25] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:26] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:27] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:27] ---**
I managed to endure it somehow...
**[14:28] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[14:30] ---**
I have cleared the first trial.
**[14:35] ---**
These are dumplings from Girandou
that I had sent over from Keron.
**[14:39] ---**
These haven't gone bad!
**[14:41] ---**
Please go ahead and
enjoy the things!
**[14:43] ---**
They look yummy!
**[14:43] ---**
Wow!
***SIGN*** Lucky Them Lucky Them Lucky Them
**[14:51] ---**
Wh-Why don't you have
some, too, Tamama?
**[14:54] ---**
The premise is that I am
currently on a diet!
**[14:58] ---**
Do not mind me,
and eat the things!
**[15:00] ---**
That's too bad.
**[15:02] ---**
Or, like, healthy mindset?
***SIGN*** Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage
**[15:04] ---**
Quit eating them like they're so tasty!
**[15:07] ---**
No, hold it in. I have to hold it in here.
**[15:11] ---**
Here you are, Uncle. Say, "Ah!"
**[15:13] ---**
Ah!
**[15:15] ---**
You, too, Lady Mois. "Ah!"
**[15:17] ---**
Ah!
**[15:18] ---**
It's so delicious, Uncle!
**[15:20] ---**
I managed to endure it somehow...
**[15:23] ---**
I have cleared the second trial!
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Joy Park
**[15:27] ---**
All right! On to the next one!
**[15:28] ---**
I got my hands on some
amusement park tickets.
**[15:31] ---**
You two can go to the thing!
**[15:35] ---**
Lucky us!
**[15:36] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:42] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:43] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:45] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:46] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:48] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:49] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:49] ---**
Jealousy!
**[15:52] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:53] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:54] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:55] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:56] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[15:58] ---**
Uncle!
**[15:59] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:00] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:00] ---**
I must endure this!
**[16:01] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:05] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:06] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:07] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:08] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:09] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[16:14] ---**
I have cleared the third trial.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[16:19] ---**
I have cleared all the trials now.
**[16:24] ---**
It would not be an exaggeration
to say that my mental state
**[16:27] ---**
has now reached
the domain of the divine!
**[16:37] ---**
Um...
**[16:39] ---**
What in the world happened to Tama-chan?
**[16:45] ---**
All I did was swear off the Tamama Impact
in order to hone my abilities.
***SIGN*** Jealousy 150%
**[16:51] ---**
I see.
**[16:53] ---**
He's bursting with the pent-up
jealous energy.
**[16:56] ---**
If we don't deflate him soon,
his body will pop like a balloon.
**[17:02] ---**
What?!
**[17:05] ---**
That would be tremendously bad.
**[17:10] ---**
Then I'll vent just a little bit.
**[17:14] ---**
Tamama Impact.
**[17:20] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[17:24] ---**
What's the matter, sir?
**[17:26] ---**
It looks like I have forgotten
how to let it out.
**[17:29] ---**
What?!
**[17:31] ---**
Tamama-kun!
**[17:32] ---**
Then, does that mean he
has no choice but to pop?!
**[17:35] ---**
No...
**[17:37] ---**
That's...
**[17:38] ---**
Poor thing!
**[17:43] ---**
You...
**[17:44] ---**
It's all your fault.
**[17:58] ---**
No!
**[18:00] ---**
Or, like, fearful trembling?
**[18:03] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[18:04] ---**
Quit this foolishness, sir!
**[18:07] ---**
Bastard! Taking a hostage?!
**[18:09] ---**
You're a soldier! Aren't
you ashamed of yourself?!
**[18:11] ---**
You be quiet, Giroro.
**[18:13] ---**
You're just a corporal. You dare
to challenge your superior officer?
**[18:16] ---**
Huh?!
**[18:17] ---**
A private 1st class ranks
above a private 2nd class.
**[18:20] ---**
One outranks two.
**[18:22] ---**
So two outranks five.
**[18:24] ---**
So a private 2nd class outranks
a 5-poral (corporal).
**[18:27] ---**
Quit arguing about stuff
that doesn't make any sense!
**[18:29] ---**
I outrank you!
**[18:32] ---**
Giroro-kun!
**[18:33] ---**
Nin!
**[18:34] ---**
Uncle!
**[18:35] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[18:37] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[18:38] ---**
Master Tamama!
**[18:46] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:48] ---**
If I...
**[18:49] ---**
If I did something wrong, I apologize!
**[18:52] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:53] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
**[18:57] ---**
Apologizing from your heart
instead of just paying lip service?
**[19:01] ---**
That is utterly beyond insufferable!
**[19:09] ---**
Huh?
**[19:20] ---**
T-Tama-chan's floating up into the sky...
**[19:23] ---**
The jealous energy must have
twisted the space around him,
**[19:26] ---**
and formed an anti-gravity field.
**[19:29] ---**
I swear. Jealousy's a frightening thing, huh?
**[19:34] ---**
And while they were
talking about things like that...
**[19:37] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama ended up
making it all the way out into space.
**[19:42] ---**
It's so quiet.
**[19:45] ---**
I've wound up completely alone now...
**[19:51] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama.
**[19:54] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[19:59] ---**
Tama-chan.
**[20:00] ---**
Momocchi!
**[20:01] ---**
Master Tamama.
**[20:02] ---**
Paul!
**[20:03] ---**
Tamama.
**[20:03] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[20:05] ---**
Tama-chan.
**[20:06] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[20:07] ---**
Tamama-kun.
**[20:09] ---**
Huh?
**[20:11] ---**
I don't want to be alone forever like this!
**[20:14] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[20:27] ---**
We have come to your rescue, sir.
**[20:28] ---**
I swear! You're a real handful.
**[20:31] ---**
I am here, as well.
**[20:34] ---**
Y-You guys!
**[20:41] ---**
As a result of analyzing the data,
**[20:43] ---**
we figured out that specific
muscle movements play a part
**[20:46] ---**
in the firing of the Tamama Impact.
**[20:49] ---**
We'll reproduce that effect and
forcibly make you fire off a round.
**[20:53] ---**
First, both arms go diagonally
backwards at 45 degrees.
**[20:57] ---**
Next, both legs go to
the sides at 38 degrees.
**[21:01] ---**
Then, bend backwards by 13 degrees.
**[21:05] ---**
And now, for the finishing touch,
**[21:06] ---**
try remembering a recent incident
that made you feel jealous.
**[21:13] ---**
*Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
Lovey-dovey for Uncle.*
**[21:17] ---**
*Lovey-dovey for Uncle.
Lovey-dovey for...*
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[21:27] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy
***SIGN*** Jealousy
***SIGN*** That woman Lucky them I envy them
***SIGN*** I'm gonna friggin' get you!
***SIGN*** No fair!
***SIGN*** Mr. Sergeant is mine! Gemora! Fury
**[21:47] ---**
Everybody has returned.
**[21:50] ---**
Or, like, happy ending?
**[21:52] ---**
And so, Private 2nd Class Tamama...
**[21:54] ---**
...was successfully able
to return to his old self.
**[22:00] ---**
Well, I suppose it goes to show
that it's not good to hold in too much.
**[22:04] ---**
Besides, Private 2nd Class Tamama
would be completely worthless
**[22:07] ---**
without his Tamama Impact.
**[22:09] ---**
Huh?
**[22:10] ---**
What was that, freak?
**[22:12] ---**
Uh, er, j-just kidding! Kidding!
**[22:14] ---**
You're the cute and lovely mascot
of the Keroro Platoon!
**[22:16] ---**
Tamama Impact!
**[22:17] ---**
That's who Private 2nd Class Tama—
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:52] ---**
Hello. I'm Jessica.
**[23:54] ---**
I'll say this now, but my identity...
**[23:56] ---**
...is a secret.
**[23:57] ---**
But hearing that out of
the blue in the preview,
**[24:00] ---**
maybe you're like,
"Who are you, anyway?"
**[24:02] ---**
Right?
**[24:02] ---**
Yeah, you must be.
**[24:05] ---**
This is too stupid for words.
**[24:07] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
it's full speed ahead in search of treasure!
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro: Treasure Hunting Has Got to Be
on a Treasure Island, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
It'll be one whole episode.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E78 - Keroro: Treasure Hunting Has Got to Be on a Treasure Island, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPWDW/keroro-treasure-hunting-has-got-to-be-on-a-treasure-island-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
"Sore ike~!!!"
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
**[00:14] [SONG] ---**
Inu demo arukeba bou ni wa ataru
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Sometimes even monkeys fall from trees.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Saru mo ki kara ochiru koto mo aru
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Even in your field of expertise,
once in a while,
**[00:19] [SONG] ---**
Tokui-bunya demo tama ni wa
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
You're bound to mess up.
**[00:22] [SONG] ---**
Shippai suru koto mo aru deshou
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
For times like that: irresponsibility!
**[00:25] [SONG] ---**
Sonna toki ni wa musekinin
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Not thinking is the surefire way to win.
**[00:28] [SONG] ---**
Kangaenai no ga hisshou-hou sa
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
You've just gotta say,
"Wow, today's my lucky day,"
**[00:31] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni wa yoi koto aru no sa to
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
And make like you did it on purpose.
That's the key.
**[00:34] [SONG] ---**
Hiraki-naoru no ga kanjin na no deshou
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:40] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
The truth is, everyone's irresponsible.
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Jitsu wa minasan musekinin
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
It's more fun when you're brainless.
**[00:46] [SONG] ---**
Atama karappo no hou ga tanoshii no sa
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
They keep saying
Japanese people are depressing.
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Nihonjin wa kurai ne to
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Isn't it time we did something about that?
**[00:58] [SONG] ---**
Itsumademo iwareteru baai ja nai deshou
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:01] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Let's just give it a go.
**[01:04] [SONG] ---**
Paatto itcho yarimashou
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
And all of that is a relativistic
anthropological argument, you see.
**[01:07] [SONG] ---**
Soshite subete ga soutai-seiriron-teki na
jinruigakuron de aru wake desu
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Let's do everything and anything!
**[01:14] [SONG] ---**
Nandemo-kandemo yarimashou
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
Good job!
**[01:25] [SONG] ---**
"Gokurousa~n!!!"
**[01:31] ---**
This is Alien Town,
deep underground beneath Tokyo.
**[01:36] ---**
How about something like this?
**[01:37] ---**
It's a real find from an
archeological site on Toronkuwagan.
**[01:41] ---**
Oh, this is splendid.
**[01:45] ---**
Wow, what a fabulous ring!
**[01:48] ---**
Who're you?
**[01:49] ---**
Y-You're...!
**[01:50] ---**
Sumomo-chan, the space idol!
**[01:52] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[01:54] ---**
Your hard work's much depreciated!
**[01:55] ---**
Hey, would you give this to me?
**[01:58] ---**
Huh?!
**[01:59] ---**
See ya!
**[02:00] ---**
Bye bye!
**[02:00] ---**
Oh, hey!
**[02:05] ---**
Th-Thief!
**[02:09] ---**
Grin.
**[02:15] ---**
G-Goodness!
**[02:16] ---**
Sergeant Keroro disguised himself
as Sumomo-chan and stole a ring?!
**[02:19] ---**
What could possibly be going on here?!
**[02:22] ---**
Now, for the next step...
**[02:27] ---**
Keroro: Treasure Hunting Has Got to Be
on a Treasure Island, Sir!
**[02:33] ---**
See you later!
**[02:37] ---**
Now, for the next step...
**[02:40] ---**
I'll add the fabric softener
for a soft, fluffy finish, sir.
**[02:48] ---**
Oof!
**[02:50] ---**
Oof! Oof! Poyoyoyoyo!
**[02:53] ---**
Oof! Oof! Poyoyoyoyo!
**[02:54] ---**
If I remember right, this voice is
Lady Poyon, the space police officer!
**[02:58] ---**
Could it be?! Have they caught on
to that venture of mine, sir?!
**[03:03] ---**
Oof! Oof!
**[03:07] ---**
Stop right there, poyo!
**[03:11] ---**
I can't let you get away, poyo!
**[03:17] ---**
Th-The hyperspace gate's
opened up to someplace weird!
**[03:25] ---**
Give it up, poyo!
**[03:26] ---**
What's the commotion about?!
**[03:27] ---**
Poyon!
**[03:28] ---**
Poyon-chan?!
**[03:29] ---**
Keroro, have you
been up to no good again?
**[03:32] ---**
Please...
**[03:35] ---**
I've done nothing...
**[03:36] ---**
Playing dumb will
do you no good, poyo!
**[03:38] ---**
You stole an antique ring from
Alien Town this morning, poyo!
**[03:42] ---**
Huh?
**[03:43] ---**
A ring?
**[03:44] ---**
Stole?
**[03:45] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[03:46] ---**
I totally thought you'd found out
**[03:48] ---**
about how I couldn't resist
advertising on the homepage
**[03:50] ---**
that our instant dumplings
**[03:52] ---**
were made of the finest,
authentic sweet potatoes,
**[03:54] ---**
even though we use normal
space sweet potatoes from Keron.
***SIGN*** Gloom...
**[03:58] ---**
What kind of cheap tactic is that?
**[04:00] ---**
I have absolutely no recollection
of this ring incident, sir!
**[04:03] ---**
And I've been doing laundry
all morning today.
**[04:05] ---**
Oh? Come to think of it, I thought
you went out with Fukki just earlier.
**[04:10] ---**
Me? With Master Fuyuki?
**[04:15] ---**
What's up, Sarge? Why'd you
bring me to a place like this?
**[04:19] ---**
I have a confidential matter
to discuss with you
**[04:21] ---**
as a master detective, sir.
**[04:23] ---**
Now, I want you to decipher
this coded message, sir.
**[04:27] ---**
Coded message?
**[04:28] ---**
Huh?
**[04:30] ---**
Wow...
***SIGN*** Condor
**[04:32] ---**
"When the condor turns red,
***SIGN*** When the condor turns red, ride on the back of the hummingbird...
***SIGN*** Hummingbird
**[04:35] ---**
ride on the back of the hummingbird
***SIGN*** Hototogisu Bird
**[04:37] ---**
and listen to the voice
of the hototogisu bird."
***SIGN*** Safety First
**[04:40] ---**
What is this? It doesn't make any sense.
**[04:43] ---**
That's why I'm asking you.
You're a master detective, aren't you?
**[04:46] ---**
Can't you even find one
measly batch of buried treasure?!
**[04:49] ---**
Buried treasure?
**[04:50] ---**
You've been saying strange
things since we got here.
**[04:53] ---**
What the heck's gotten into you, Sarge?
**[04:56] ---**
Quit your griping. Just solve
the coded message, will you?
**[05:01] ---**
Well? Hinata Fuyuki-san?
**[05:08] ---**
Who're you?!
**[05:11] ---**
Space Interpol, Class 1 Special
Investigator, Jessica Harpie!
**[05:16] ---**
Reveal yourself, Viper!
**[05:18] ---**
Viper?!
**[05:27] ---**
Oh, well, guess the cat's out of the bag.
**[05:29] ---**
Indeed...
**[05:30] ---**
I am the Master Thief Viper!
**[05:34] ---**
You're Viper?!
**[05:36] ---**
Incidentally, in relation
to the Viper you defeated,
**[05:38] ---**
I'm the grandson of the
cousin of the wife of the son
**[05:40] ---**
of the little sister of his
grandmother on his father's side!
***SIGN*** Viper (Distant Relative)
**[05:42] ---**
Viper, parenthesis "distant relative"!
**[05:46] ---**
I don't believe it!
**[05:47] ---**
You're the perpetrator of
107 crimes on 34 planets!
**[05:50] ---**
You were the ring thief, poyo?!
**[05:54] ---**
We'll meet again, my friends!
**[06:02] ---**
Hold it right there, poyo!
**[06:04] ---**
Oof! Oof! Poyoyoyo! Oof! Oof!
**[06:09] ---**
Lady Jessica of the Space Interpol.
**[06:12] ---**
I've been on Viper's trail for many years now.
**[06:15] ---**
It looks like what he's after is
buried Toronkuwagan treasure.
**[06:19] ---**
Toronkuwagan?
**[06:21] ---**
They are burier aliens, sir.
**[06:23] ---**
They take the gold that they've
amassed over their lifetimes
**[06:26] ---**
and bury it all over the universe.
**[06:28] ---**
An alien race with a
peculiar habit, sir.
**[06:31] ---**
That reminds me,
**[06:32] ---**
there are rumors that
there's Toronkuwagan treasure
**[06:34] ---**
slumbering on Pekopon, too.
**[06:37] ---**
So the coded message on
that ring points to its location.
**[06:41] ---**
I want to locate the buried treasure
in order to capture the elusive Viper.
**[06:46] ---**
I wonder if I might ask you all
for your cooperation.
**[06:49] ---**
So we're going to give Viper
a nasty surprise.
**[06:51] ---**
Sounds interesting.
**[06:53] ---**
I'll get my hands on the
buried treasure before Viper does
**[06:55] ---**
and apply real gold-plating to
my Gundam model, sir!
***SIGN*** Pure Gold
**[07:00] ---**
Pure gold.
**[07:01] ---**
No one will ever say "it was
yellow in the anime" again, sir.
**[07:04] ---**
First, we have to build up our invasion budget!
**[07:06] ---**
Lady Jessica!
**[07:08] ---**
You'll have the full cooperation
of the platoon, sir.
**[07:11] ---**
I appreciate it.
**[07:13] ---**
By the way, Fuyuki-kun, do you
remember the coded message?
**[07:16] ---**
Yes.
***SIGN*** When the condor turns red, ride on the back of the hummingbird and listen to the voice of the hototogisu bird.
**[07:18] ---**
"When the condor turns red,
ride on the back of the hummingbird
**[07:22] ---**
and listen to the voice
of the hototogisu bird."
**[07:24] ---**
What's a "hummingbird"?
**[07:26] ---**
Why, it's just like it sounds.
**[07:29] ---**
A bird as tiny as a bee that
makes humming noises, sir.
**[07:31] ---**
Do birds like that really exist?
**[07:34] ---**
They do.
**[07:35] ---**
But how are you supposed to ride
on the back of such a small bird?
**[07:39] ---**
True. It's a bit of a riddle.
**[07:42] ---**
How about we use the microid beam
to make us small, too?
**[07:45] ---**
If we did that, we'd become bird food.
**[07:49] ---**
Condor...
**[07:51] ---**
Hummingbird...
**[07:55] ---**
I know! That's it!
**[07:57] ---**
Sarge, take us to Nazca in Peru.
**[08:00] ---**
Nazca?
**[08:07] ---**
I had thought such a need might arise,
**[08:08] ---**
so I've been secretly building
this flying pirate ship, the *Keron!*
**[08:16] ---**
It looks run-down, but its guts
are state-of-the-art.
**[08:20] ---**
R-Really?
**[08:22] ---**
This is amazing!
**[08:23] ---**
One short flight on the *Keron,*
and we'll be in Nazca, sir!
**[08:26] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:35] ---**
Ah! A red condor!
**[08:38] ---**
I see. So this is what it meant, sir.
**[08:40] ---**
Then, does that make the
hummingbird a geoglyph, too?
**[08:43] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:44] ---**
If it's a hummingbird
that's over 100 meters long,
**[08:47] ---**
you can ride on its back, right?
**[08:50] ---**
When the setting sun turns
the geoglyph of the condor red...
**[08:56] ---**
We are riding on the
geoglyph of the hummingbird.
**[08:59] ---**
Then let us have Master
Hototogisu sing for us, sir.
**[09:02] ---**
Please, go ahead.
**[09:07] ---**
It's not singing, huh?
**[09:09] ---**
What's wrong?!
**[09:10] ---**
Come on!
**[09:10] ---**
Sing already!
**[09:12] ---**
It's probably confused because it
was brought here so suddenly.
**[09:15] ---**
That leaves us no choice, sir.
**[09:17] ---**
Okay, Giroro. Try singing a bit.
**[09:20] ---**
M-Me?!
**[09:22] ---**
This is to find the
buried treasure, sir.
**[09:25] ---**
L-L-L-Like this? Hoo-hokekyo.
**[09:29] ---**
No hototogisu bird has such a deep voice.
**[09:34] ---**
Hoo-hokekyo...
**[09:36] ---**
H-H-Hoo... Hoo...
**[09:38] ---**
Something about this bothers me...
**[09:41] ---**
Some parts of the coded message
were smudged, right?
**[09:45] ---**
Maybe it wasn't "hototogisu."
**[09:48] ---**
For example, it could be the
monster space bird "hototogirasu."
**[09:51] ---**
Ooh!
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Ho To To Gi Su
***SIGN*** Ra
**[09:54] ---**
Hoo-hokekyo!
**[09:56] ---**
It's a bird like this. Look.
**[09:58] ---**
Hoo-hokekyo!
**[09:58] ---**
Yes, that's it.
**[09:59] ---**
Oh, boy.
**[10:01] ---**
There's a sample of its singing here, too.
**[10:03] ---**
Click!
**[10:19] ---**
Oh, something's coming up!
**[10:24] ---**
This is a map of the Bermuda Triangle!
**[10:28] ---**
And so, on to the
treacherous Bermuda Triangle!
**[10:32] ---**
Is it me, or is the island
on this map moving?
**[10:35] ---**
This is probably a phantom island.
**[10:37] ---**
Phantom island?!
**[10:38] ---**
It's a legendary island
that's said to traverse the seas.
**[10:42] ---**
So the buried treasure
must be hidden on that island.
**[10:51] ---**
We're under attack?!
**[10:52] ---**
That's Viper's space battleship!
**[10:56] ---**
I think I'll have you hand over the map
to the buried treasure!
**[10:59] ---**
Crap! We were being followed!
**[11:02] ---**
Kululu, break away at full speed, sir!
**[11:04] ---**
Hold on a second.
**[11:06] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[11:08] ---**
Oh!
**[11:09] ---**
It's a Bermudan magnetic storm!
**[11:11] ---**
If we get sucked into that, we'll be
flung into an alternate dimension!
**[11:17] ---**
Fire main cannon!
**[11:23] ---**
The shield's going to fail!
**[11:30] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:49] ---**
Hmph.
**[11:52] ---**
The Keroro Platoon has fallen
before Master Thief Viper and his gang!
**[11:56] ---**
And Fuyuki and Jessica have been
sucked into an alternate dimension!
**[12:01] ---**
What will become of them?!
**[12:13] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[12:15] ---**
Fuyuki?
**[12:17] ---**
Sheesh, where did he go?
**[12:23] ---**
Fuyuki-kun.
**[12:25] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:37] ---**
The ships and planes that have
gone missing in the Bermuda Triangle!
**[12:41] ---**
We've gotten lost
in an alternate dimension!
**[12:44] ---**
Will we be able to get back
to our own world?
**[12:48] ---**
Mom...
**[12:50] ---**
Sis...
**[12:54] ---**
Huh?
**[12:56] ---**
What the?
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[13:04] ---**
Fuyuki, are you not around?
**[13:08] ---**
I wonder if he's in the secret base.
**[13:11] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Out of Order
**[13:12] ---**
Out of order?
**[13:16] ---**
I wonder how long this goes for...
**[13:19] ---**
So that stupid frog's up to
no good again, is he?
**[13:29] ---**
Huh?
**[13:32] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[13:35] ---**
Sis!
**[13:36] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[13:37] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[13:40] ---**
I'll bring my saucer around to the yard!
**[13:41] ---**
We have to get back to
Bermuda as quickly as possible!
**[13:44] ---**
Ber...muda?
**[13:45] ---**
I understand, Jessica-san!
**[13:47] ---**
Jessica...
**[13:49] ---**
Who?
**[13:59] ---**
Darn it.
**[14:01] ---**
Is there no way for us to escape?!
**[14:04] ---**
Since it has come to this,
**[14:05] ---**
we really have no choice but
to use that tactic, sir.
**[14:07] ---**
What's that? Try me.
**[14:09] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[14:11] ---**
You're up, sir.
**[14:13] ---**
Infernal cursed bothers!
**[14:15] ---**
I can't believe I don't have the
crucial treasure map in my hands!
**[14:18] ---**
Search every last corner
of the ocean's surface!
**[14:20] ---**
There's no question that the island
with the buried treasure
**[14:23] ---**
is somewhere in these waters!
**[14:25] ---**
Yessir!
**[14:27] ---**
Viper-sama, there's a saucer
approaching our ship!
***SIGN*** Viper (Underling 1)
**[14:31] ---**
Viper, parenthesis "underling 1"!
**[14:33] ---**
What?!
**[14:38] ---**
I see it!
**[14:39] ---**
The sergeant and the others
must be on board!
**[14:42] ---**
Ah! It's the treasure map!
**[14:44] ---**
You brat! You know what
they say about moths and flames!
***SIGN*** Viper (Underling 2)
**[14:54] ---**
Viper, parenthesis "underling 2"!
***SIGN*** Viper (Underling 3)
**[15:05] ---**
Viper, parenthesis "underling 3"!
**[15:08] ---**
Hey, you there...
**[15:13] ---**
Please...
**[15:14] ---**
Would you unlock that door for me?
***SIGN*** The Seduction Strategy
**[15:18] ---**
The seduction strategy!
**[15:22] ---**
It's a monst...
**[15:29] ---**
Sarge, we came to...
***SIGN*** Smooch
**[15:34] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[15:36] ---**
What the heck are you doing?! Sheesh!
**[15:38] ---**
No, this was... a strategy...
***SIGN*** Viper (Underling 38) Viper (Underling 17) Viper (Underling 11) Viper (Underling 21) Viper (Underling 28) Viper (Underling 9)
**[15:44] ---**
Viper, parenthesis "and many others"!
**[15:49] ---**
Is anyone hurt?
**[15:50] ---**
We're all fine, ma'am.
**[15:52] ---**
More importantly, Master Fuyuki,
where's the treasure map?
**[15:54] ---**
Right here.
**[15:55] ---**
Ooh!
**[15:57] ---**
Treasure! Treasure!
**[16:00] ---**
Hold it right there, sir!
**[16:02] ---**
What?! M-Mr. Sergeant?!
**[16:04] ---**
Master Fuyuki, that guy is a total imposter!
**[16:07] ---**
You mustn't hand him the map, sir!
**[16:09] ---**
What?!
**[16:10] ---**
What do you think you're saying?!
**[16:12] ---**
I'm the real one, of course!
**[16:13] ---**
Shut up, you knockoff!
I'm the real one, sir!
**[16:16] ---**
Hey! I'm the real one!
**[16:23] ---**
I can't tell them apart at all.
**[16:25] ---**
It's Viper's favorite trick, using disguises.
**[16:27] ---**
Which one's the real one?
**[16:29] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[16:31] ---**
I am the only one who can pick out
my beloved Mr. Sergeant.
**[16:35] ---**
Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[16:37] ---**
Tamama Impact!
***SIGN*** I declare!
**[16:45] ---**
I declare, the one who gets
the afro is the real Mr. Sergeant!
**[16:49] ---**
Hmph.
**[16:51] ---**
Guess the cat's out of the bag!
**[16:57] ---**
I've got the treasure map now!
**[17:01] ---**
Viper!
**[17:14] ---**
So long, my friends.
**[17:21] ---**
This fight isn't over yet!
**[17:26] ---**
Hacking complete!
**[17:32] ---**
This system was a cinch.
**[17:36] ---**
That's Kululu for you!
**[17:37] ---**
But he took the map!
**[17:41] ---**
That won't be a problem!
**[17:43] ---**
Huh?
**[17:44] ---**
Ooh, boy, did that hurt.
**[17:53] ---**
The phantom island.
**[17:56] ---**
So the buried treasure is
somewhere on this island...
**[18:00] ---**
It's a cave!
**[18:03] ---**
This is... no ordinary island.
**[18:07] ---**
Looks like a camouflaged spaceship.
**[18:10] ---**
Viper and his gang should be
somewhere around here, too.
**[18:12] ---**
Don't let your guard down.
**[18:14] ---**
What's wrong, Sarge?
**[18:16] ---**
M-My nerves are making me want
to go to the bathroom, sir.
**[18:20] ---**
You're hopeless.
**[18:21] ---**
Oh, looks like it's that way.
**[18:23] ---**
Sorry, guys, we'll be right back.
**[18:25] ---**
Come on, Sarge.
**[18:27] ---**
Sheesh! Please hurry up.
**[18:31] ---**
Yes? Jessica here.
**[18:37] ---**
Needlessly spacious, isn't it, sir?
**[18:40] ---**
Finish it up quick.
**[18:41] ---**
Then, if you'll excuse me...
**[18:46] ---**
Why are they Japanese-style toilets?
**[18:51] ---**
Could it be?!
**[18:54] ---**
Hold on, Sarge!
**[18:55] ---**
I've figured out where the gold's hidden!
**[19:00] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[19:01] ---**
Look.
**[19:04] ---**
G-Goodness!
**[19:06] ---**
The gold was camouflaged as toilets!
**[19:09] ---**
Ooh! That truly makes them
"treasure covers"!
**[19:12] ---**
Allow me to explain!
**[19:14] ---**
People back in the old days
**[19:15] ---**
sometimes called Japanese-style
toilets "treasure covers."
***SIGN*** Treasure Cover
**[19:18] ---**
What? Why?
***SIGN*** Whew...
**[19:20] ---**
That, you'll have to ask your parents.
**[19:23] ---**
I see.
**[19:25] ---**
Good work solving the riddle.
**[19:27] ---**
I'll take the gold off your
hands now, with gratitude!
**[19:31] ---**
Viper!
**[19:42] ---**
All the treasure's mine!
**[19:47] ---**
Oh, no you don't, sir!
**[19:50] ---**
Help!
**[19:52] ---**
Master Fuyuki?!
***SIGN*** Can't Swim
**[19:53] ---**
Sarge!
**[19:54] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:01] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[20:12] ---**
Are you all right, Master Fuyuki?
**[20:17] ---**
Thank you, Sarge.
**[20:23] ---**
I've finally got it! The buried
Toronkuwagan treasure!
**[20:29] ---**
That's as far as you get, poyo!
**[20:39] ---**
This island is completely surrounded, poyo!
**[20:42] ---**
There's no escape for you now, poyo!
**[20:47] ---**
Give it up, Viper!
**[20:55] ---**
Master Thief Viper, arrested at last!
***SIGN*** Arrested Thank you for your cooperation, poyo!
**[21:00] ---**
We appreciate your cooperation, poyo!
**[21:04] ---**
Today's results.
***SIGN*** Made of Pure Gold
**[21:06] ---**
One toilet made of pure gold.
**[21:08] ---**
It's in thanks for helping us arrest Viper.
***SIGN*** Hmph
**[21:11] ---**
Hmph. Only one?
**[21:13] ---**
Now, now.
**[21:14] ---**
Even just one is worth
quite a lot, sir.
**[21:17] ---**
Now, then...
**[21:18] ---**
Oh, you can't take it out of the bag!
**[21:21] ---**
Why not?
**[21:23] ---**
Toronkuwagan gold evaporates
when exposed to Pekopon's atmosphere!
**[21:32] ---**
What did we go through all that trouble for?
**[21:37] ---**
Cheer up!
**[21:39] ---**
You found a treasure that's far
more wonderful than any gold.
**[21:44] ---**
Huh?
**[21:45] ---**
The treasure called "friendship."
**[21:51] ---**
You can't buy Gundam models
with friendship, sir.
**[21:54] ---**
And so, while they didn't get
their hands on the buried treasure,
**[21:57] ---**
the friendship between Sergeant Keroro
and Fuyuki-kun grew even deeper.
**[22:02] ---**
By the way, Sarge, you don't need
to go to the bathroom anymore?
**[22:06] ---**
Oh, I took care of that
business already, sir.
**[22:08] ---**
Huh? When did you do that?
**[22:12] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[22:14] ---**
That's awful, Sarge!
**[22:17] ---**
That's what you call a "noisome twosome."
**[22:19] ---**
Just kidding.
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[22:34] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Please give me love.
Give me lots, lots more.
**[22:36] [SONG] ---**
Ai o kudasai motto motto kudasai
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Come on, it's not like
you'll have less of it.
**[22:39] [SONG] ---**
Ii ja nai no heru mon ja aru mai shi
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
I want to live my life for you,
**[22:43] [SONG] ---**
Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
As long as you'll let me live
in the lap of luxury.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! What comes next in the dream?
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Yume no tsuzuki
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO! Let me see what happens.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
DO YA DO Misasete yo ne
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
I'll give it my darnedest best and do it,
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Ganbari-makutte yattaru de
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
But even then, I'll take a break
once in a while.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
Sondemo tama ni wa hito-yasumi
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
How's that? How's that? How's that?
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Dosu ka? Dosu ka? Dosu ka?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
How about something like this?
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
Konnan de dossu ka?
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
When you're in that
critically desperate situation,
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Zettai no zetsumei no pinchi wa
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Koshi futte gomakase danshin danshin!
**[23:08] [SONG] ---**
Shake your hips and fake it!
Dancing, dancing!
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Ai to yuuki to ninki hoshii yo~ (Hoshii~)
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
I want love and courage,
and to be popular! (I want it...)
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
Konjou to kiai de yarimasu
**[23:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll do it with spirit and guts!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Ira-ira ni wa gyuunyuu de karushiumu!
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
For crabbiness, drink milk for calcium!
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
Umaku ikanai nara
**[23:27] [SONG] ---**
If things don't go well,
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
Sore wa "bouya dakara sa..."
**[23:31] [SONG] ---**
That's because you are a stupid kid...
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Shinryakusha!!
**[23:39] [SONG] ---**
Invaders!
**[23:52] ---**
Mois here.
**[23:53] ---**
Program over? Belly laughter?
Next-ep preview?
**[23:56] ---**
Household viewing? Seeking viewers?
Band together?
**[23:59] ---**
Combat ready? Certain laughter?
Record breaking?
**[24:02] ---**
Blatant bragging? Public swindled?
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
working hard really is great, isn't it?
**[24:08] ---**
"Fuyuki Won't Give Up On Sports Day, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Giroro: The Cat Knows, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E79 - Fuyuki Won't Give Up On Sports Day, Sir! / Giroro: The Cat Knows, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGEXMD/fuyuki-wont-give-up-on-sports-day-sir--giroro-the-cat-knows-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:33] ---**
Autumn.
***SIGN*** Aki (Autumn)
**[01:34] ---**
You called?
**[01:35] ---**
Not you...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Appetite
**[01:37] ---**
The season for appetite.
***SIGN*** Art
**[01:39] ---**
The season for art.
***SIGN*** Reading
**[01:40] ---**
The season for reading.
***SIGN*** Scenic Trips
**[01:42] ---**
The season for scenic trips.
**[01:43] ---**
Full of fun things to do!
***SIGN*** Gloom...
**[01:49] ---**
Gero? Master Fuyuki!
**[01:51] ---**
What's wrong, sir?
**[01:53] ---**
You look like a grade-schooler
who's been made to stay behind
**[01:56] ---**
until he finishes eating
his school lunch!
**[02:01] ---**
It's Sports Day next Sunday.
**[02:05] ---**
I'm bound to make a fool of myself.
***SIGN*** Weather Satellite
Komawari
**[02:07] ---**
Maybe I should just get Kululu's satellite
to make it rain for me or something.
**[02:11] ---**
Gosh! You don't have any guts.
**[02:15] ---**
If you're a man, stop all
that whining already!
***SIGN*** Gloom...
**[02:22] ---**
Fuyuki... everything has to
start with get-up-and-go!
**[02:26] ---**
Don't you have any desire to
show off for Mom on Sports Day?
**[02:35] ---**
Well, yes, and of course,
autumn is also the season for sports.
**[02:40] ---**
Gero...
**[02:44] ---**
Fuyuki Won't Give Up On Sports Day, Sir!
***SIGN*** Relay
**[02:54] ---**
Next, we'll decide
participation for the relay.
**[02:57] ---**
Good grief...
**[02:59] ---**
It's easy for Sis to say that.
She's good at sports.
**[03:03] ---**
Listen, everyone knows you're not sporty!
**[03:08] ---**
It's more embarrassing that you get ashamed
of it and don't take the bull by the horns!
**[03:12] ---**
Don't decide you can't do it before you try!
**[03:14] ---**
Show them what you're made of!
**[03:19] ---**
All right, fine! I'll do it, already!
**[03:24] ---**
Okay, then our last relay runner
will be Fuyuki-kun.
***SIGN*** Relay - Yuta - Hoshi - Muroi - Hinata
**[03:30] ---**
Whaaa?! W-Wait!
**[03:34] ---**
Hm? What's wrong?
**[03:35] ---**
Oh no...
**[03:37] ---**
I didn't know they were
deciding the relay runners...
**[03:40] ---**
Fuyuki-kun hates sports... and here
he is, volunteering to take part!
**[03:44] ---**
Ah! Perhaps...
**[03:46] ---**
...he's striving for personal
growth through hardship?!
**[03:52] ---**
I have to give him the push he needs!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[03:55] ---**
S-Sensei...
**[03:57] ---**
If I'm going to take it back,
now's the time...
**[03:59] ---**
Yes!
**[04:00] ---**
Sensei, I second Fuyuki-kun as the relay anchor!
***SIGN*** Wha?!
**[04:09] ---**
I'm sorry, Fuyuki-kun.
**[04:11] ---**
I shouldn't have butted in.
**[04:15] ---**
Th-That's okay, Nishizawa-san...
**[04:17] ---**
Don't worry about it.
**[04:20] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:22] ---**
I'll be cheering for you
and only you, all day long!
**[04:28] ---**
So... I'm going to go practice for a bit.
**[04:32] ---**
Gero? Master Fuyuki, what is that outfit?
**[04:35] ---**
Fuyuki says he's ended up
as the relay anchor.
**[04:39] ---**
Oh! The anchor! How marvelous!
**[04:42] ---**
You know what an anchor is, then?
**[04:44] ---**
Of course, ma'am!
**[04:46] ---**
The anchor is the star of the relay!
**[04:48] ---**
It carries the most responsibility!
**[04:51] ---**
I was once an anchor in a space relay.
***SIGN*** Dead Last
**[04:56] ---**
The punishment for the losers
was quite severe, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Three Days Remaining
**[05:02] ---**
Geeerooo!!
**[05:04] ---**
A fond memory, now that it's all over!
***SIGN*** Gloom...
**[05:08] ---**
Okay, I'll be back later...
**[05:11] ---**
Know that this house does not
welcome back losers, sir!
**[05:13] ---**
Hey, hey! Don't pile the
pressure on too much.
**[05:17] ---**
Try your best... Fuyuki.
**[05:20] ---**
Gero?
**[05:22] ---**
Dear, dear.
**[05:23] ---**
It seems it's all up to me
to lend a hand here!
***SIGN*** All to themselves!
**[05:28] ---**
Sooo!
**[05:30] ---**
We shall be taking it upon ourselves
to support your training on all sides!
**[05:33] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[05:36] ---**
No need to worry. Just leave everything
in our very capable hands!
**[05:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[05:44] ---**
Hm?
**[05:45] ---**
The start is crucial in a relay!
**[05:47] ---**
So, we will begin by demonstrating
the basics of a rocket start!
***SIGN*** Rockets
**[05:51] ---**
R-Rocket...?
**[05:53] ---**
Ready...
**[05:54] ---**
Go!
**[06:01] ---**
Uncle, that's so beautiful!
**[06:03] ---**
Or, like, flower power?
**[06:05] ---**
In the first place, the starting dash
has nothing to do with the anchor...
**[06:09] ---**
Ohh! Mistake!
**[06:15] ---**
In a relay, dropping the baton can mean
the difference between life and death!
**[06:19] ---**
So we'll use this Blow-Up Baton to get
your body used to the perfect pace!
**[06:24] ---**
Click!
**[06:26] ---**
Gero? What's that sound?
**[06:28] ---**
Or, like, ticking time-bomb?
**[06:31] ---**
Umm... Sergeant?
**[06:34] ---**
Pass the baton.
**[06:36] ---**
Wawawa, watch out!
**[06:56] ---**
Guts are everything in a relay!
**[07:00] ---**
Whether through fire or water,
**[07:02] ---**
one must overcome any and all
adversities with sheer guts!
***SIGN*** Bullet
***SIGN*** Anchor
**[07:06] ---**
Bullet Anchor Training Cast!
***SIGN*** Training
***SIGN*** Cast
**[07:09] ---**
So, Lady Mois!
**[07:10] ---**
When we start running, I want
you to split the ground!
**[07:13] ---**
Yes, Uncle!
**[07:15] ---**
Or, like, natural quaking?
**[07:17] ---**
Here we go.
**[07:18] ---**
Okay!
**[07:22] ---**
Armageddon!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[07:24] ---**
One ten-millionth!
**[07:29] ---**
Guuuuuts!
***SIGN*** Guts
**[07:32] ---**
Gerooo!
**[07:34] ---**
Tamaaa!
**[08:08] ---**
What's wrong? Is that all you've got?
**[08:11] ---**
Giroro... It's no good...
**[08:15] ---**
No matter how much I try,
**[08:17] ---**
what's impossible is impossible!
**[08:20] ---**
Even in the real race, everyone will just
see how pathetic I am, and it'll be over!
**[08:27] ---**
What's wrong with being pathetic?
**[08:32] ---**
Placing first isn't everything.
**[08:35] ---**
What's important for you...
**[08:37] ---**
...is the courage to face your weaknesses!
**[08:41] ---**
Courage...
**[08:42] ---**
The courage to jump into anything
head-first, no matter how hard!
**[08:51] ---**
That said, the choice is yours.
**[09:01] ---**
Giroro!
**[09:20] ---**
Gero? Fuyuki-dono!
***SIGN*** We
Cannot
Lose!!
***SIGN*** We Won't Be
Outnumbered!
**[10:21] ---**
Look, Mom! Fuyuki's going to run!
**[10:24] ---**
Go for it, Fuyuki!
**[10:26] ---**
Fuyuki-san's team is in the lead right now!
**[10:29] ---**
Or, like, smoothly sailing?
**[10:32] ---**
Fuyuki's teammates are really going for it.
**[10:41] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... I'll cheer you on
with all my heart!
**[10:44] ---**
Signal! Mission start!
**[10:47] ---**
Formation H!
**[10:48] ---**
Roger!
***SIGN*** Go tor if Fuyuki-nku
**[10:56] ---**
Go tor if, Fuyuki-nku!
**[10:58] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[11:00] ---**
Hinata!
***SIGN*** Go for it!!
***SIGN*** Fight!!
**[11:07] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:08] ---**
Go!
**[11:09] ---**
Don't give up, Fuyuki!
**[11:11] ---**
Fight!
**[11:12] ---**
Guts, Master Fuyuki, sir!
**[11:14] ---**
We are with you!
**[11:17] ---**
Or, like, perfect rapport?
**[11:26] ---**
With this much of a gap,
even Fuyuki should...!
***SIGN*** We
Cannot
Lose!!
**[11:32] ---**
I can see them closing in.
**[11:35] ---**
He's in trouble!
**[11:36] ---**
Or, like, frantic scramble?
**[11:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:43] ---**
I can't do it!
**[11:45] ---**
What's wrong? Is that all you've got?
**[11:54] ---**
The courage to jump into anything
head-first, no matter how hard!
**[12:16] ---**
He... he...
**[12:18] ---**
He did it!
**[12:21] ---**
He did it! Yes! He did it!
***SIGN*** Congratulatious Fuyuki-nku
**[12:25] ---**
Congratulatious, Fuyuki-nku!
**[12:30] ---**
Master Fuyuki, you've won, sir!
**[12:33] ---**
You were great, Fuyuki!
**[12:35] ---**
Fukki, you were so cool!
**[12:38] ---**
Or, like, deeply moving?
**[12:41] ---**
Good job.
**[12:46] ---**
Man, I was worried for a moment.
**[12:50] ---**
But...
**[12:52] ---**
...you worked really hard, Fuyuki.
**[12:56] ---**
Sis...
**[12:59] ---**
And I guess you three
deserve some thanks, too!
**[13:02] ---**
Oh, no, it was nothing! Piece of cake!
**[13:05] ---**
Mr. Sergeant only spent his time chipping in.
**[13:15] ---**
Autumn: a season for sports,
a season for guts.
**[13:17] ---**
Such was this autumn day
for the Hinata family.
**[13:31] ---**
Everyone has something that they hold dear.
**[13:34] ---**
This story is about one of
those very precious things.
**[14:16] ---**
Oh, it's just you.
**[14:18] ---**
Don't scare me like that!
**[14:23] ---**
Waaaait!
**[14:40] ---**
Giroro: The Cat Knows, Sir!
**[15:15] ---**
Oh! What's this?!
**[15:19] ---**
Good girl, good girl.
**[15:21] ---**
Thank you, cat.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[15:43] ---**
That would be difficult with a cat's paws.
***SIGN*** "We are all living creatures" Gun
**[15:50] ---**
The "We are all living creatures" Gun!
**[15:52] ---**
Turns animals into humans, right?
***SIGN*** Press
**[16:32] ---**
Gero? What was that sound?
**[16:39] ---**
Oww...
**[16:46] ---**
Ah, I'm sorry, wrong room, ma'am...
**[16:51] ---**
Wait, no, it's not!
**[16:55] ---**
Gero?!
**[16:57] ---**
Ah! I'm sorry! I'll get right out!
**[17:05] ---**
Wait... who?
**[17:17] ---**
No photos...
**[17:22] ---**
What's this?
**[17:41] ---**
My photo's no good...
**[17:47] ---**
Photo, photo... umm...
***SIGN*** Seaweed
**[17:51] ---**
Ooh, seaweed!
**[17:58] ---**
I'm back!
**[18:06] ---**
You're...
**[18:08] ---**
Do you all remember?
**[18:10] ---**
These two have met once before.
**[18:14] ---**
Umm... Thank you... um.... for Giroro's...
**[18:18] ---**
Umm...
**[18:18] ---**
Ah!
**[18:20] ---**
Are you friends with Sarge and the rest?
**[18:21] ---**
It's okay! You can
feel free to lounge around!
**[18:25] ---**
Um... where's Natsumi's room?
**[18:30] ---**
See you, Koyuki-chan!
**[18:32] ---**
Okay! See you later!
**[18:38] ---**
None anywhere...
photos... photos...
***SIGN*** Trees of the World
***SIGN*** Mysteries of Mother Nature
***SIGN*** Memories
**[18:49] ---**
Hello!
**[18:51] ---**
She's back! What do I do?!
**[18:55] ---**
There's nowhere to hide at all!
**[19:09] ---**
Huh? What happened to my room?!
**[19:13] ---**
That was close...
**[19:18] ---**
I'll turn back to normal soon.
**[19:21] ---**
Maybe I have to give up on the photo.
**[19:33] ---**
Giroro...
**[19:37] ---**
No, I have to get a photo!
**[19:39] ---**
But... what can I do...
**[19:45] ---**
Oh! I just have to use that on Natsumi!
**[19:48] ---**
Finally she realizes.
**[19:51] ---**
Sorry, Sis...
**[19:53] ---**
I totally thought she was one
of Sarge's friends.
**[19:56] ---**
Huh?! That's all the more reason
not to trust someone!
**[20:00] ---**
Excuse me! Natsumi?
**[20:07] ---**
Oh no, I'm turning back!
**[20:10] ---**
No... I only need a few more moments!
**[20:13] ---**
Who is it?
**[20:15] ---**
Koyuki-chan?
**[20:34] ---**
This is our camera!
**[20:37] ---**
Why is it out here?
**[20:39] ---**
Natsumi-san! Sorry to keep you waiting...
**[20:52] ---**
A cat?
**[21:06] ---**
You, huh...
**[21:08] ---**
Sorry, but I'd like to be
left alone for a while.
**[21:15] ---**
I-It's...!
**[21:19] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog!
**[21:21] ---**
I bet it was you, leaving the
camera out in a place like this!
**[21:25] ---**
Gero?! I plead ignorance, ma'am!
**[21:27] ---**
Don't lie to me.
**[21:29] ---**
Pranks like this are always your doing!
**[21:29] ---**
D-Did you...?
**[21:32] ---**
You're jumping to conclusions.
**[21:34] ---**
Don't talk back to me.
**[21:37] ---**
You're here, too.
**[21:48] ---**
I'll take good care of it.
**[21:51] ---**
Thank you, cat.
**[21:57] ---**
And so everything ended happily.
**[21:59] ---**
Well done, little cat.
**[22:03] ---**
Wait just a second!
**[22:04] ---**
What are you gonna do about
my broken Gundam model?!
**[22:08] ---**
Who's gonna bear the brunt of
my anger and sadness, huh?!
**[22:10] ---**
Huh?!
**[22:12] ---**
Well, we'll put that one down
to inevitability.
**[22:14] ---**
I hope you all treasure
something you find special.
**[22:18] ---**
Gundam model!!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
It's Lavie.
**[23:53] ---**
After coming to Pekopon with my big brother,
**[23:56] ---**
we've finally gotten used to life here.
**[23:59] ---**
I'm so happy we both have a role here
and can get along as siblings.
**[24:03] ---**
I'm so sorry I'm so happy!
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next episode,
***SIGN*** Seeking Tenants
**[24:07] ---**
I'll show you what it's like
when I get serious, sir!
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro: Wow, Running Away from Home
Is... Really Lonely, Isn't It, Sir?"
**[24:15] ---**
One long episode. How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E80 - Keroro: Wow, Running Away from Home Is... Really Lonely, Isn't It, Sir?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DKX0/keroro-wow-running-away-from-home-is-really-lonely-isnt-it-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:32] ---**
They say fighting is evidence
that two people are close,
**[01:34] ---**
and today at the Hinata household,
those two are at it again.
**[01:37] ---**
Look what you've done!
**[01:39] ---**
Why do you always ruin everything?!
**[01:42] ---**
My intentions were good!
**[01:44] ---**
You don't have to get so mad about it!
***SIGN*** Shriek
**[01:46] ---**
There's no way I wouldn't be mad about this!
***SIGN*** Stupid-Stupid-Stupid-Stupid
**[01:48] ---**
You stupid, stupid frog!
**[01:50] ---**
It takes one to know one, ma'am!
***SIGN*** Stupid-Stupid-Stupid-Stupid
**[01:52] ---**
Stupid, stupid, demon Natsumi!
**[01:55] ---**
They certainly are close.
**[01:57] ---**
Shut up!
**[01:58] ---**
Sorry...
**[02:02] ---**
Keroro: Wow, Running Away from Home
Is... Really Lonely, Isn't It, Sir?
**[02:08] ---**
Okay, calm down, you two.
**[02:11] ---**
What happened?
**[02:13] ---**
He played ahead on my game without asking!
***SIGN*** Save
Load
***SIGN*** Do you want to
save your data?
**[02:17] ---**
Not only that, he saved over my data!
**[02:20] ---**
Thanks to that, I missed the event
I was looking forward to seeing!
**[02:24] ---**
Objection!
***SIGN*** Objection!
**[02:26] ---**
The problem is that she sucks!
**[02:29] ---**
By making progress with the game,
**[02:31] ---**
I both conserved electricity and saved time!
**[02:34] ---**
In fact, she should be grateful to me!
**[02:37] ---**
What's the verdict?!
**[02:38] ---**
You're in the wrong, Sergeant.
**[02:40] ---**
What?!
**[02:42] ---**
Of course!
**[02:43] ---**
You don't make progress on people's
games without permission!
**[02:46] ---**
Now you know what you did
was wrong, right?
**[02:49] ---**
So I want a sincere apology!
**[02:51] ---**
I don't accept the ruling!
**[02:53] ---**
The judge is biased towards
Pekoponians! It's not fair!
***SIGN*** Snap
**[02:57] ---**
Gero?
**[02:58] ---**
Snap?
**[03:02] ---**
My limited edition bottle cap!
**[03:05] ---**
Um... You know... it wasn't on purpose...
**[03:08] ---**
It was on purpose!
It was definitely on purpose!
**[03:11] ---**
Get out of here!
***SIGN*** Emergency Meeting Justice for Us
**[03:15] ---**
And so, I have decided that
we should leave the Hinata house
**[03:18] ---**
and establish a new base of operations!
***SIGN*** Emergency Meeting Moving to a new base of operations
**[03:21] ---**
How can we invade Pekopon when we're
living with someone who throws me out
**[03:25] ---**
when I didn't do anything wrong?!
**[03:27] ---**
Let us stand up for ourselves, men!
***SIGN*** Ahem!
***SIGN*** Crickets...
**[03:31] ---**
Crickets...
**[03:34] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[03:36] ---**
Am I boring you?
**[03:38] ---**
Gero!
**[03:39] ---**
H-Hey! We're in the middle of
a meeting, Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Ahem!
**[03:43] ---**
Keroro, why don't you start separating
**[03:46] ---**
our work from your
personal problems already?
**[03:49] ---**
We have no interest in getting
involved in your squabbles.
**[03:57] ---**
Giroro...
**[03:58] ---**
Sheesh. What a cold fish.
**[04:01] ---**
You understand me, don't you, Tamama?
**[04:03] ---**
Yes, I do, Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:05] ---**
I knew you would!
**[04:06] ---**
Do your best, Mr. Sergeant!
**[04:08] ---**
I'll be cheering you on
from Momocchi's house.
**[04:13] ---**
Wait, Tamama! Kululu!
**[04:16] ---**
That was fast! Dororo!
***SIGN*** Ahem!
**[04:20] ---**
What? A cardboard mock-up...
**[04:29] ---**
What's with everyone?
**[04:32] ---**
Nobody is willing to come with me?
**[04:38] ---**
I'm leaving this place!
**[04:40] ---**
Sergeant?
**[04:41] ---**
I'm done counting on other people.
**[04:44] ---**
Just don't come crying to me
later on that you're lonely!
**[04:48] ---**
Sergeant!
**[04:50] ---**
I'm leaving the base. Take care.
**[04:53] ---**
Lady Natsumi said I wasn't needed.
**[04:57] ---**
Therefore, I am leaving the base.
**[04:59] ---**
Sergeant!
**[05:00] ---**
Don't stop me!
***SIGN*** Keroro deserts
**[05:03] ---**
Keroro deserts!
**[05:19] ---**
No one's... coming after me, huh?
**[05:24] ---**
Hey, Sarge really did leave.
**[05:27] ---**
I'm sure he'll come right back
once he gets lonely.
**[05:30] ---**
But I'm not letting him in until
he gives me a proper apology.
**[05:34] ---**
This doesn't have anything to do
with their original argument.
**[05:38] ---**
The problem is how they
made it worse afterwards.
**[05:41] ---**
I think I'm gonna check on him.
**[05:48] ---**
What for?
**[05:49] ---**
It was all his fault.
**[05:55] ---**
First, I'll look for a
new base of operations.
**[05:59] ---**
The bigger the better, too.
**[06:03] ---**
Two bedrooms, dining room, kitchen,
25-minute walk from the station, 82,000 yen...
**[06:07] ---**
One bedroom, living room, dining room,
kitchen, 35 minutes from the station, 45,000 yen.
**[06:12] ---**
One bedroom with kitchen,
no bathtub, 20,000 yen.
**[06:17] ---**
Gero...
**[06:20] ---**
This world is insane!
**[06:21] ---**
Why do you need so much
money just to live here?!
**[06:24] ---**
Darn it! Once I invade,
**[06:27] ---**
I'm going to abolish paying for rent!
**[06:33] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[06:35] ---**
That wasn't on purpose...
**[06:39] ---**
You want a piece of me, mutt?
**[06:44] ---**
I don't have time to waste
on the likes of you.
**[06:47] ---**
Besides, you're chained up.
**[06:50] ---**
Or... you're not?
**[06:54] ---**
H-Help!
**[06:57] ---**
I want Giroro... no, Tamama to help me here!
**[07:01] ---**
No, even without my subordinates...
**[07:04] ---**
...I can handle this!
**[07:06] ---**
Ungh!
***SIGN*** Dried Wheat Gluten
**[07:13] ---**
Who'd like some wheat gluten?
**[07:15] ---**
Who'd like some wheat gluten
to feed your fish with?
***SIGN*** Dried Wheat Gluten
**[07:22] ---**
Was that one of my brother's friends?
**[07:38] ---**
Ouch...
**[07:40] ---**
W-Where am I?
***SIGN*** Now Accepting Tenants
**[07:44] ---**
Now accepting tenants...
***SIGN*** Now
Accepting
Tenants
***SIGN*** Now
Accepting
Tenants
**[08:03] ---**
Nobody's...
**[08:04] ---**
...using it?
**[08:20] ---**
I-It's not in the best condition...
**[08:23] ---**
...but it is nice and clammy.
**[08:27] ---**
Oof!
**[08:30] ---**
And there's water!
**[08:32] ---**
Now you're talking!
**[08:34] ---**
Yahoo! I have my castle at last!
**[08:39] ---**
This shall become the legendary starting
line of my new invasion of Pekopon!
**[08:44] ---**
Whoa! Right now, all I have are dreams,
the future, and my youth.
**[08:49] ---**
Gero-gero-gero-gero-gero-gerori!
**[08:52] ---**
Gero-gero-gero-gerorincho!
**[08:57] ---**
Where did Sarge go?
**[09:01] ---**
Who wants some wheat gluten?
***SIGN*** Dried Wheat Gluten
**[09:04] ---**
Lavie-san!
**[09:06] ---**
You're my big brother's friend's friend!
**[09:09] ---**
Um, have you seen Sergeant?
**[09:13] ---**
If you mean Keroro-san,
**[09:14] ---**
he was heading that way.
**[09:16] ---**
Really?
**[09:17] ---**
That aside, would you like
some dried wheat gluten?
**[09:21] ---**
Well, you did help me...
**[09:23] ---**
If you want to know where Keroro-san is...
**[09:25] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:26] ---**
U-Um...
**[09:29] ---**
He's gone.
**[09:31] ---**
Sergeant, where did you go?!
**[09:39] ---**
It sure gets dark early...
**[09:44] ---**
Light is the symbol of civilization!
**[09:46] ---**
As long as I have light...
**[09:50] ---**
Unbelievable... The Pekopon
housing situation is insane.
**[09:55] ---**
Once I... invade...
**[09:59] ---**
...I'll put their light switches...
**[10:01] ---**
...in a more convenient place for Keronians!
**[10:04] ---**
I did it!
**[10:06] ---**
It's on!
**[10:07] ---**
This is the dawn of Keroro!
**[10:09] ---**
I have water,
I've staved off the dark,
**[10:11] ---**
and I have a bright future
ahead of me!
**[10:14] ---**
When I think about it, the days and
months have been long and hard.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[10:18] ---**
Get to work!
**[10:19] ---**
Gero!
**[10:21] ---**
Gero!
**[10:22] ---**
Right now!
**[10:24] ---**
Gero-gero!
**[10:26] ---**
That didn't happen!
***SIGN*** Lie
**[10:27] ---**
I wasn't *that* abusive!
**[10:29] ---**
But now I have attained wonderful freedom!
**[10:35] ---**
Free-dom! Gerori...
**[10:38] ---**
Well, I should get started.
**[10:41] ---**
No one will interfere with me now.
**[10:45] ---**
Slowly...
**[10:52] ---**
1:100 scale, MG GM!
**[10:54] ---**
Gero-gero-gero-gero!
**[10:56] ---**
There's nothing better than living alone!
**[10:59] ---**
Gero-gero-gero!
**[11:04] ---**
Having totally forgotten
about invading Earth,
**[11:07] ---**
Sergeant Keroro thoroughly
enjoyed living alone.
**[11:10] ---**
Is that okay, though?
**[11:19] ---**
And so, after fleeing the Hinata residence,
Sergeant Keroro has embarked on living alone.
**[11:29] ---**
Finished!
**[11:33] ---**
Gero?
**[11:40] ---**
Face that way.
**[11:47] ---**
I should have brought one
that had more parts...
**[11:54] ---**
I've got it! The latest issue of
*Monthly Alpha*!
***SIGN*** Monthly Alpha
***SIGN*** Standing up
**[11:59] ---**
Look how thick it is!
**[12:01] ---**
With just one issue, my new
Pekopon life will be complete!
**[12:06] ---**
Let's see, what page does
*Captain Geroro* start on?
***SIGN*** Brother, you've been alive all this time?!
**[12:10] ---**
They made you think Captain Kiroro's
squad leader's big brother
**[12:13] ---**
died in the Pluto sea battle,
but he's alive and well!
***SIGN*** I'm waiting for your support!
**[12:28] ---**
I read the whole thing.
**[12:31] ---**
I'll just stare at my GM...
**[12:34] ---**
Slump.
**[12:38] ---**
Anyone, dried wheat gluten?
**[12:41] ---**
Bro's friend's friend's...
**[12:45] ---**
Good evening, Lavie-san!
**[12:47] ---**
Are you looking for Keroro-san, too?
**[12:50] ---**
Tama?
**[12:57] ---**
You... You... You...!
**[13:03] ---**
Gimme a break!
Like I can clear that level?
**[13:06] ---**
The second I switch to hard mode,
they come out from everywhere!
**[13:10] ---**
Gero!
**[13:13] ---**
Uh-oh... Did I break it?
**[13:33] ---**
121, 122...
**[13:36] ---**
...123, 124...
**[13:39] ---**
I'll pass on the broken ones.
**[13:41] ---**
Uh... What am I doing?!
**[13:48] ---**
I'm bored.
**[13:51] ---**
Maybe if I put a nameplate on my door,
someone will notice.
**[13:54] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[13:55] ---**
Gero?
**[13:56] ---**
Private Tamama!
**[13:58] ---**
I'm impressed you found me!
**[14:00] ---**
You really are living alone!
**[14:03] ---**
That's great!
**[14:05] ---**
Nah, not really!
**[14:08] ---**
Given how strong I am,
living on my own is child's play!
**[14:11] ---**
I don't need anyone else!
**[14:13] ---**
That is my Sergeant-san!
**[14:15] ---**
Gero-gero-gero!
**[14:16] ---**
By the way, did you know that
*Captain Geroro* is on tonight at 6:00?
**[14:23] ---**
Really?
**[14:24] ---**
I did not think you knew,
so I came over to tell you!
**[14:26] ---**
Well, good luck!
**[14:29] ---**
You're leaving already?
**[14:30] ---**
You do not have to worry about me!
**[14:33] ---**
I won't tell a soul where
you are, Mr. Sergeant!
**[14:39] ---**
Tamama-kun! Hey!
**[14:41] ---**
You don't have to keep this
a secret from everyone...
**[14:52] ---**
This late already?
**[14:58] ---**
He should just swallow
his pride and come back.
**[15:09] ---**
All right.
**[15:13] ---**
Captain Geroro is funny!
**[15:16] ---**
Look how weird his face is!
**[15:19] ---**
He looks like you!
**[15:21] ---**
How so?
**[15:22] ---**
Your jawline.
**[15:24] ---**
My jaw doesn't look like that!
**[15:26] ---**
Look, right here!
**[15:30] ---**
Maybe I'll go back...
**[15:38] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[15:40] ---**
Maybe she's looking for me?!
***SIGN*** Maybe I'll go back...
**[15:43] ---**
Maybe I'll go back...
**[15:47] ---**
If I apologize now,
I can go back to the house!
**[15:53] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi!
**[15:57] ---**
I just can't do it!
**[15:59] ---**
If I back down here, I lose!
**[16:05] ---**
But I should apologize...
**[16:08] ---**
If I sincerely apologize, I'm sure
Lady Natsumi will forgive me.
**[16:13] ---**
But if I apologize now...
**[16:16] ---**
I've decided!
**[16:18] ---**
I'll apologize!
**[16:20] ---**
Natsu...
**[16:24] ---**
Gero! Kogoro! What are you doing here?!
**[16:26] ---**
You can't fool Space Detective 556!
**[16:30] ---**
Keroro! At last...
**[16:32] ---**
...you're living on your own!
**[16:34] ---**
Let me know if you're ever in a bind!
**[16:36] ---**
Although I don't have any money!
**[16:38] ---**
Gero...
**[16:39] ---**
I'm going to take back the
transmitter Lavie put on you!
**[16:42] ---**
I've only got the one, see!
**[16:43] ---**
Ack! When did she...?
**[16:44] ---**
I see...
**[16:46] ---**
That's how Tamama found me...
**[16:47] ---**
Don't worry! Even if the sun burns out,
**[16:51] ---**
I won't reveal your whereabouts to anyone!
**[16:53] ---**
No, actually...
**[16:56] ---**
You don't need to keep it a secret.
**[16:59] ---**
This is my housewarming gift. Just take it!
**[17:02] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[17:04] ---**
Oh, it's just something I found outside!
**[17:06] ---**
Well, it was nice seeing you!
**[17:09] ---**
You're leaving already?
**[17:10] ---**
Farewell!
**[17:16] ---**
He's a noisy one.
**[17:20] ---**
Gero! Lady Natsumi!
**[17:25] ---**
Gero...
**[17:35] ---**
I don't believe this.
**[17:37] ---**
Where did he go?
**[17:41] ---**
Sis!
**[17:42] ---**
F-Fuyuki!
**[17:43] ---**
Were you out looking for Sarge, too?
**[17:46] ---**
N-No!
**[17:48] ---**
I just went to the convenience store!
**[17:52] ---**
Sis...
**[17:59] ---**
It gets cold at night, huh?
**[18:19] ---**
What are you doing, stupid frog?!
**[18:22] ---**
Hey! Don't eat until it's time!
**[18:26] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[18:31] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[19:05] ---**
Dark! I'm scared! Light! Light!
**[19:08] ---**
Somebody!
**[19:19] ---**
Help!
**[19:23] ---**
Gero?
**[19:24] ---**
A pile of underpants left behind
by the previous resident!
***SIGN*** Shiver-Shiver-Shiver-Shiver
**[19:29] ---**
I've had enough of this lifestyle! Enough!
***SIGN*** Shiver
***SIGN*** Shiver
***SIGN*** Tremble
***SIGN*** Tremble
**[19:35] ---**
Who barged in here?!
**[19:48] ---**
Nobody's here.
**[19:50] ---**
But I'm sure I heard noises...
**[19:54] ---**
What the...?
**[19:56] ---**
What is this plastic model?
**[19:58] ---**
G-Gero...
***SIGN*** Tofu
***SIGN*** Women's Bath
**[20:07] ---**
Brother, thank you for being patient.
***SIGN*** Women's Bath
**[20:10] ---**
Sorry to always make you wait.
**[20:17] ---**
I sold a pack of dried wheat gluten today.
**[20:22] ---**
Living on Pekopon is hard,
**[20:24] ---**
but let's both do our best.
**[20:26] ---**
After all, we're still young.
**[20:32] ---**
556, the space detective.
**[20:34] ---**
He fears nothing.
**[20:36] ---**
Nothing except his little sister's kindness.
**[20:59] ---**
Sergeant hasn't come back.
**[21:04] ---**
We can't wait forever, so should we eat?
**[21:07] ---**
Excuse me.
**[21:08] ---**
Oh, Giroro...
**[21:09] ---**
Natsumi, it seems you
forgot to lock the door.
**[21:15] ---**
Th-Thanks...
**[21:20] ---**
That's strange. He could've done it himself.
**[21:37] ---**
Where were you?
**[21:39] ---**
Nowhere.
**[21:41] ---**
Get in here. You'll catch cold
just sitting on the stoop.
**[21:50] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[21:59] ---**
Gero?
**[22:01] ---**
Gero!
**[22:06] ---**
Hurry up and get in here.
I'll reheat the beef stew.
**[22:10] ---**
Gero! I'm starving!
**[22:13] ---**
There, you see? I told you they were close.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
This is Yayoi! And this
is next week's preview!
**[23:54] ---**
I'm Satsuki! What should we talk about?
**[23:56] ---**
I know! Yesterday, I found a man who sells
delicious baked sweet potatoes!
**[23:59] ---**
Yesterday, I bought a new ear pick!
**[24:02] ---**
I don't know if that's a good topic...
**[24:04] ---**
More importantly, we have a gutsy tale
of a super dreadnought next week!
**[24:07] ---**
"Giroro: Bright Red, Gritty Days, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Koyuki Fights to Protect the Person
Who's Important to Her, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E81 - Giroro: Bright Red, Gritty Days, Sir!\NKoyuki Fights to Protect the Person Who's Important to Her, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDK98/giroro-bright-red-gritty-days-sirnkoyuki-fights-to-protect-the-person-whos-important-to-her-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:32] ---**
That terrible, top secret experiment
**[01:35] ---**
took place suddenly.
**[01:41] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[01:45] ---**
You have nothing to fear.
**[01:48] ---**
The next time you open your eyes...
**[01:50] ---**
...you'll possess the
strongest body on Pekopon.
**[01:53] ---**
What?! What are you talking about?!
**[01:59] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** The Next Morning...
**[02:07] ---**
The next morning...
**[02:10] ---**
M-M-My right hand!
**[02:14] ---**
Giro.
**[02:15] ---**
Giroro's growing out of it!
**[02:20] ---**
Giroro: Bright Red, Gritty Days, Sir!
**[02:25] ---**
Tama...
**[02:27] ---**
Ku ku...
**[02:28] ---**
Gero...
**[02:30] ---**
So you did this to me
**[02:32] ---**
for some screwy project of yours?!
**[02:34] ---**
Well, the idea was to merge
**[02:37] ---**
Corporal Giroro's mind with
the strongest body on Pekopon.
**[02:41] ---**
The plan was to create an invincible soldier.
**[02:46] ---**
It looks like we miscalculated
somewhere, huh?
**[02:49] ---**
Anyway, put me back to normal!
**[02:51] ---**
I can't go to school like this!
**[02:53] ---**
I'll try to get it done ASAP,
but hang in there for half a day or so.
**[02:57] ---**
What?! Half a day?!
**[02:59] ---**
So you'll have to stay home
from school today...
**[03:03] ---**
Don't make me laugh!
**[03:05] ---**
I've got an important softball game today.
**[03:09] ---**
Gero?
**[03:10] ---**
You creeps get outta here!
**[03:15] ---**
Sheesh! They screw everything up...
**[03:20] ---**
D-Don't mind me!
**[03:22] ---**
I'll keep my eyes closed!
**[03:28] ---**
She trusts him as far as she can throw him.
**[03:32] ---**
N-Natsumi! What happened to your hand?!
**[03:37] ---**
I had a little accident
while making breakfast.
**[03:40] ---**
Are you okay?
**[03:41] ---**
Then let me give you my
family's secret salve.
**[03:44] ---**
I'm fine! Really, it's no big deal!
**[03:47] ---**
Here, check this out!
**[03:50] ---**
There! See?
**[03:53] ---**
Are you sure you're all right?
**[03:55] ---**
You gave off this creepy groan...
**[03:58] ---**
That's fighting spirit!
**[04:00] ---**
We're gonna win!
**[04:01] ---**
Like that.
**[04:03] ---**
I see!
**[04:04] ---**
You're really excited about the game, huh?
**[04:06] ---**
Well, it is a grudge match with Class B.
**[04:10] ---**
Why is it a "grudge match"?
**[04:12] ---**
There's a student in Class B next door,
**[04:14] ---**
Imogo Rie-san, who for some reason
**[04:17] ---**
sees Natsumi as a rival.
**[04:19] ---**
Imo Gorie?
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[04:24] ---**
That's a really strong-sounding name!
**[04:27] ---**
No, it's Imogo Rie-san. She's a girl.
**[04:31] ---**
Natsumi-san, let's do our best!
**[04:33] ---**
Guts! Guts! Guts for glory!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[04:35] ---**
Ugaaa!
**[04:37] ---**
"Ugaaa"?
**[04:44] ---**
Natsumi-san, don't hide it.
Tell me what it is.
**[04:47] ---**
You've got a secret in that
right hand of yours, don't you?
**[04:51] ---**
I'll only show you, Koyuki-chan.
**[04:55] ---**
Th-That is a problem.
**[04:58] ---**
Actually, it's because of those
stupid frogs and their weird experiment.
**[05:02] ---**
What should I do about today's game?
**[05:04] ---**
I have an idea!
***SIGN*** Wristband
**[05:10] ---**
Wristband!
**[05:11] ---**
By wearing a wristband like this,
**[05:14] ---**
it just looks like you've got
an eccentric wrist supporter on.
**[05:17] ---**
You think?
**[05:19] ---**
Sure!
**[05:20] ---**
Nobody will suspect a thing!
**[05:23] ---**
No, I would strongly beg to differ.
**[05:40] ---**
Imogo Rie!
**[05:42] ---**
She's Imo Gorie?!
**[05:44] ---**
That's not the image I had of her.
**[05:48] ---**
Natsumi-chan's arch-rival, Imogo Rie-san!
***SIGN*** Imogo Rie
**[05:53] ---**
The time has finally come to settle
things once and for all, Natsumi!
**[05:56] ---**
So it seems.
**[05:58] ---**
We're gonna knock you for a loop!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm not going down that way!
**[06:04] ---**
Hey, what the heck?! What kind
of wrist supporter is that?!
**[06:08] ---**
Are you trying to get away
with breaking the rules?
**[06:09] ---**
Natsumi-san, who's the little
one making all the noise?
**[06:10] ---**
This isn't a day off! It's a real game,
so I expect you to play fair and square!
**[06:12] ---**
That's Imogo-san's sidekick, Moguko-chan.
**[06:15] ---**
Although, supporter or not,
there's no way you'll win!
**[06:15] ---**
Moguko-chan!
**[06:17] ---**
Imo Gorie's lackey, huh?
**[06:19] ---**
That's going a little too far...
**[06:26] ---**
That wrist supporter's cute!
**[06:29] ---**
Where do they sell them?
**[06:30] ---**
That's my Rie-sama!
Your cute radar is always on!
**[06:35] ---**
See? It's just like I said.
**[06:39] ---**
Okay, so for today's P.E. class,
**[06:42] ---**
we're having a softball game!
**[06:45] ---**
In short, a match between rivals,
Class A and Class B.
**[06:49] ---**
Play ball!
**[06:51] ---**
You ready, Giroro?
**[06:52] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[07:02] ---**
Strike!
**[07:03] ---**
That was a great pitch, Natsumi-san!
**[07:05] ---**
That's my Natsumi!
**[07:06] ---**
That was your famous windmill pitch, right?
**[07:10] ---**
I'm dizzy...
**[07:11] ---**
Giroro, are you okay?
**[07:13] ---**
I... I'm fine!
**[07:15] ---**
Throw to your heart's content, Natsumi!
**[07:18] ---**
Giroro...
**[07:20] ---**
Okay!
**[07:27] ---**
Natsumi, you're in fine form!
**[07:36] ---**
It looks like you've gotten
even better, Natsumi.
**[07:40] ---**
But I'm going to have the last laugh!
**[07:49] ---**
Three outs! Switch! Class A is at bat!
**[07:54] ---**
Giroro, now you'll be able
to relax for a while.
**[07:57] ---**
R-Right...
**[08:00] ---**
Hey! What does that mean?!
**[08:03] ---**
Imogo-san isn't at the top of the order?
**[08:09] ---**
We're saving the best for last!
**[08:13] ---**
One ball, Natsumi.
**[08:15] ---**
All I need is one ball to crush you.
**[08:20] ---**
That's Imo Gorie for you!
No end of confidence!
***SIGN*** Fire
**[08:29] ---**
Imogo Rie!
**[08:31] ---**
You're the one person I refuse to lose to!
**[08:37] ---**
Between this and that, the game is in
its last inning. That was fast!
**[08:41] ---**
Incidentally, there are seven
innings in a softball game.
**[08:45] ---**
Time for the last batter!
**[08:47] ---**
Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
**[08:53] ---**
Giroro, hang in there just a little longer.
***SIGN*** Slip
**[09:01] ---**
It slipped!
**[09:02] ---**
I'll take it!
**[09:07] ---**
Yay!
**[09:11] ---**
G-Giroro...
**[09:13] ---**
I'm up next!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[09:16] ---**
Uh oh! Here's Imogo Rie-san!
**[09:23] ---**
Imo Gorie is finally at bat!
**[09:26] ---**
Natsumi-san! Show me a miracle!
**[09:29] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[09:31] ---**
But if I pitch any more, Giroro will...
**[09:34] ---**
Natsumi! Throw it, Natsumi!
**[09:37] ---**
Don't worry about me!
**[09:39] ---**
I'll put my pride as a warrior on the line
and stick with you to the end!
**[09:44] ---**
Giroro...
**[09:47] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:50] ---**
Giroro! I'm going full blast!
**[09:53] ---**
Yeah! I don't want you to hold back!
**[10:00] ---**
All right, Natsumi-san! Put it right here!
**[10:05] ---**
Natsumi! Bow down before me!
**[10:21] ---**
I've got it!
**[10:31] ---**
Guts!
**[10:39] ---**
Out! That's the game!
**[10:41] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:42] ---**
Natsumi!
**[10:43] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:45] ---**
That was some mighty fine playing!
**[10:48] ---**
Thank you!
**[10:49] ---**
You were great.
**[10:52] ---**
Rie-san...
**[10:54] ---**
You showed me your fighting spirit.
**[10:57] ---**
Your cute wrist supporter
has seen better days.
**[11:04] ---**
Giroro...
**[11:07] ---**
It's thanks to you.
**[11:09] ---**
I'm back!
**[11:12] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[11:13] ---**
Trying various experiments
to get you back to normal,
**[11:16] ---**
and this was a side effect...
**[11:19] ---**
Sis!
**[11:21] ---**
Geron!
**[11:22] ---**
Why is this happening to me?!
**[11:25] ---**
Cut it out, Sergeant!
**[11:26] ---**
Then when will my right hand
**[11:28] ---**
go back to normal?!
**[11:31] ---**
It's hard on me, too!
**[11:31] ---**
Corporal Giroro thought,
**[11:34] ---**
"Maybe it doesn't have to
go back to normal."
**[11:52] ---**
Azumaya Koyuki.
**[11:54] ---**
She never misses a night of ninja training.
**[12:12] ---**
Go on home now.
**[12:18] ---**
Her background and hometown
are still shrouded in mystery,
**[12:22] ---**
but let's save that story
for another occasion.
**[12:25] ---**
The reason is that right now...
**[12:28] ---**
Who's there?!
**[12:31] ---**
That's...
**[12:38] ---**
Koyuki Fights to Protect the Person
Who's Important to Her, Sir!
**[12:44] ---**
The Dazzling Mobile Clan?
**[12:46] ---**
Yes. It's like a clan of space ninjas
that masters dubious skills.
**[12:52] ---**
And this blade with an
engraved space character
**[12:55] ---**
belongs to the Special Moonlight Squad,
**[12:57] ---**
the elite troops of the Dazzling Mobile Clan.
**[13:00] ---**
What are they doing on Earth?
**[13:03] ---**
The Special Moonlight Squad
**[13:05] ---**
is an ally of the Keron Army.
**[13:08] ---**
Although I don't think their goal
is the invasion of Pekopon...
**[13:11] ---**
Oh, they're allies!
Then you're friends, right?
**[13:16] ---**
In that case, I don't have to worry.
**[13:19] ---**
Maybe that thrown blade
was some kind of mistake.
**[13:31] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[13:32] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[13:34] ---**
Morning!
**[13:35] ---**
Good morning!
**[13:38] ---**
It's cold!
**[13:39] ---**
The mornings are getting considerably colder.
**[13:44] ---**
But I'm warm when I'm with you!
**[13:48] ---**
Your right hand is back to normal!
**[13:51] ---**
Yeah, well...
**[13:52] ---**
After the game, what a mess...
**[13:58] ---**
Thank goodness it's back to normal!
**[14:01] ---**
Gero!
**[14:02] ---**
What is this?!
**[14:04] ---**
I'm Fukki's left hand?!
**[14:07] ---**
"He who controls the left hand
controls the world!"
**[14:12] ---**
What's this?! I'm the right hand?
Looks like I made another mistake!
**[14:17] ---**
Are you sure you didn't
do it on purpose?!
**[14:20] ---**
Gimme a break!
**[14:21] ---**
All of you, shut up!
**[14:23] ---**
That must've been a disaster
for Fuyuki-kun, too.
**[14:26] ---**
We stayed up all night trying to get him
back to normal, but no dice,
**[14:30] ---**
so Fuyuki is staying home
from school today.
**[14:32] ---**
So I'm really sleepy...
**[14:39] ---**
I caught your yawn!
**[14:43] ---**
Sorry!
**[14:43] ---**
Not at all.
**[14:44] ---**
I'm overjoyed!
**[14:46] ---**
I caught Natsumi-san's yawn!
**[14:50] ---**
Oh, Koyuki-chan!
**[14:59] ---**
What's wrong, Koyuki-chan?
**[15:01] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[15:03] ---**
We're gonna be late. Should we go?
**[15:05] ---**
R-Right!
**[15:15] ---**
Beautiful moon...
**[15:17] ---**
So smooth, like Natsumi-san's skin!
**[15:33] ---**
Excellent skill, just as the
rumors say, Azumaya Koyuki.
**[15:38] ---**
You know my name?
**[15:40] ---**
You're from that special space squad
Dororo was talking about.
**[15:43] ---**
Indeed! I'm a member of the
Special Moonlight Squad
**[15:47] ---**
of the Dazzling Mobile Clan, Sylvie!
**[15:49] ---**
Sylvie, why are you following me?
**[15:52] ---**
Space Illusion,
**[15:53] ---**
Dark Matter!
**[16:08] ---**
Are you surprised?
**[16:10] ---**
Space Illusion is an illusion,
and yet it isn't.
**[16:13] ---**
I take energy from a higher dimension
**[16:16] ---**
and turn it into reality here!
**[16:19] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about!
**[16:21] ---**
The only thing I can say...
**[16:31] ---**
...is that if you don't fight seriously,
your life will be in danger!
**[16:36] ---**
Which is the real one?
**[16:42] ---**
I told you! It's an illusion,
and yet it isn't!
**[16:45] ---**
We're all real!
**[16:56] ---**
What's wrong?
**[16:58] ---**
You're just running away.
**[17:00] ---**
I have no reason to fight you!
**[17:03] ---**
You don't need a reason. Unless...
**[17:05] ---**
...Pekopon ninjas are true weaklings?
**[17:09] ---**
Come on now! Here I go!
**[17:11] ---**
Space Illusion, Asteroid!
**[17:16] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art!
**[17:18] ---**
Blinding Blizzard!
**[17:31] ---**
You think you can escape from me so easily?
**[17:39] ---**
She's strong. She's too strong...
**[17:42] ---**
At this rate, I...
**[17:44] ---**
Wait...
***SIGN*** Hinata
**[17:47] ---**
Is this...?
**[17:50] ---**
Yay. He read my postcard again.
**[17:57] ---**
Natsumi-san...
**[18:04] ---**
I can't...
**[18:11] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[18:16] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[18:33] ---**
Hinata Natsumi?
**[18:38] ---**
Sylvie-san, how do you know
Natsumi-san's name?!
**[18:44] ---**
The feeling I had then... It *was* you!
**[18:48] ---**
If you won't fight me seriously,
**[18:50] ---**
I'll pay your precious
Hinata Natsumi a visit.
**[18:52] ---**
And do what?
**[18:54] ---**
I can't say.
**[18:56] ---**
I won't let you...
**[18:58] ---**
...lay a finger on Natsumi-san!
**[19:04] ---**
Modified Blades!
**[19:05] ---**
Koyuki Cutter!
**[19:19] ---**
If I can just get there...
**[19:26] ---**
I'm fed up.
**[19:28] ---**
You're still trying to escape?
**[19:39] ---**
Perhaps Pekopon ninjas can only be proud
**[19:42] ---**
of how fast they run when they're escaping?
**[19:44] ---**
I'm done running away.
**[19:47] ---**
Because there's something
that I want to protect!
**[19:52] ---**
It seems you're ready to meet your fate.
**[19:57] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[19:58] ---**
A major move that I haven't perfected yet,
the powerful, performance-ending
**[20:02] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art Icicle Drop!
**[20:04] ---**
This has to be explained.
**[20:06] ---**
With Koyuki Ninja Art Icicle Drop,
**[20:08] ---**
she grapples with her opponent,
uses ice to rob freedom of movement,
**[20:11] ---**
and then plunges headlong
off of a high place,
**[20:14] ---**
a tremendous feat that puts
her own life on the line.
**[20:18] ---**
Let go of me! At this rate, we'll both...
**[20:20] ---**
I'm prepared!
**[20:21] ---**
Hold on!
**[20:23] ---**
Wait!
**[20:25] ---**
No! We're really gonna die!
**[20:28] ---**
Goodbye, Natsumi-san!
**[20:47] ---**
Dororo!
**[20:48] ---**
It looks like I was just in time.
**[20:54] ---**
Scout?
**[20:56] ---**
That's right.
**[20:58] ---**
I heard there was an amazing
ninja girl on Pekopon.
**[21:02] ---**
So I wanted you to join my Moonlight Squad.
**[21:05] ---**
The way you went about it
was somewhat rough, though.
**[21:09] ---**
I wanted to see you fight
seriously, Koyuki.
**[21:12] ---**
But I'm sorry.
**[21:13] ---**
Really?
**[21:15] ---**
It's too bad, but I've changed
my mind about recruiting you.
**[21:18] ---**
After all, on Pekopon, you've got
**[21:21] ---**
an irreplaceable friend, right?
**[21:25] ---**
Yes!
**[21:32] ---**
See you again, Koyuki!
**[21:33] ---**
Next time, I'll come for a leisurely stay!
**[21:35] ---**
Teach me a lot of ninja skills then!
**[21:39] ---**
Dororo, there are so many
incredible people in space.
**[21:43] ---**
True.
**[21:45] ---**
But, just like with Sylvie-san,
**[21:47] ---**
I'm sure I'll be able to make friends
with them, no matter what they're like!
**[21:50] ---**
Nin...
**[21:51] ---**
But of course!
**[21:54] ---**
Today, like any other day,
the sun rose and the river ran.
**[21:58] ---**
In the ninja world, there is one harsh rule.
**[22:02] ---**
Death is in store for anyone who breaks it.
**[22:05] ---**
But there was a person
**[22:08] ---**
who chose love and friendship
**[22:09] ---**
as her destiny, and she lived by it.
**[22:12] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[22:12] ---**
Her name was Koyuki.
**[22:14] ---**
Hi!
**[22:15] ---**
Ninja Koyuki.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
It's Saburo.
**[23:53] ---**
Is everyone in love?
**[23:55] ---**
They say that fall is the
season of broken hearts,
**[23:57] ---**
but do people feel really sad then
**[24:00] ---**
because they've lost a love?
**[24:01] ---**
Or because they are in love?
**[24:04] ---**
More importantly, next time,
I'm not gonna lose to you, Natsumi!
**[24:08] ---**
"623: Wanna Be on My Radio Show, Sir?"
**[24:12] ---**
"Keroro vs. Natsumi: 1/6
Earnest Battle, Sir!"
**[24:16] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:18] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E82 - 623: Wanna Be on My Radio Show, Sir? / Keroro vs. Natsumi: 1/6 Earnest Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U389WV/623-wanna-be-on-my-radio-show-sir--keroro-vs-natsumi-16-earnest-battle-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
Well, as always, it's radio time.
**[01:34] ---**
This is sudden, but I'm going to
announce a special event.
**[01:37] ---**
I'm looking for an assistant
for one day for *623 Radio!*
**[01:41] ---**
The auditions will be held
here at Radio Inner-Tokyo.
**[01:44] ---**
The winner will be featured on the air.
**[01:48] ---**
Check the home page for details.
**[01:48] ---**
Hello, Yayoi? Did you hear that?
**[01:51] ---**
This is my chance to see
623-san's real face!
**[01:54] ---**
Let's invite Satsuki, too,
and go to the audition!
**[01:57] ---**
I don't care if I win or not!
**[02:01] ---**
This is a hot tip. Gerogerori!
**[02:07] ---**
623: Wanna Be on My Radio Show, Sir?
***SIGN*** Radio Inner-Tokyo
***SIGN*** 623's Radio Show Assistant for a Day Audition Area
**[02:23] ---**
Look at all these people!
**[02:24] ---**
And they're all cute girls!
**[02:26] ---**
I think the hurdle's going to be high here.
**[02:28] ---**
Don't worry about it!
**[02:29] ---**
We're just here to see 623-san's face.
**[02:33] ---**
I don't care about winning the audition.
**[02:40] ---**
Hey! What are all of you doing here?!
**[02:43] ---**
Why, if it isn't Natsumi!
What a coincidence!
**[02:46] ---**
But of course you're here,
Natsumi-san, being a big 623 fan!
**[02:50] ---**
And knowing you frogs, you're here to...
**[02:53] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:54] ---**
Taking over the media is a
shortcut to invading Pekopon!
**[02:57] ---**
This audition is a once-in-a-lifetime chance!
***SIGN*** Gero
Gerori
**[03:01] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[03:03] ---**
I'm sure you're plotting something like that!
**[03:05] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Bingo
**[03:06] ---**
Bingo!
**[03:06] ---**
Oh, you slander us
with your false accusations!
**[03:11] ---**
We've come with the purest of intentions,
**[03:12] ---**
because we want to be
623's assistant for a day!
**[03:15] ---**
I doubt it.
**[03:17] ---**
Giroro, you too?!
**[03:19] ---**
I'm a soldier! If it's for war,
**[03:21] ---**
I'll go to any lengths,
no matter how embarrassing!
**[03:24] ---**
Natsumi, are these your friends?
**[03:26] ---**
They're very unique.
**[03:27] ---**
No, um...
**[03:29] ---**
How can I smooth this over?
**[03:31] ---**
It's not like I can tell them they're
aliens staying at my house...
**[03:35] ---**
I'm Aozora Keroko!
**[03:37] ---**
I'm Nankyoku Tamae!
**[03:39] ---**
I'm Unabara Mois!
**[03:40] ---**
Or, like, naming ourselves?
**[03:42] ---**
I... I'm C-Cucuruz Doan.
**[03:45] ---**
I'm Shimotsuki Yayoi.
**[03:47] ---**
I'm Shiwasu Satsuki.
**[03:48] ---**
Let's all do our best to pass the audition!
**[03:52] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:53] ---**
Th-They've gotten chummy.
**[03:56] ---**
Thank you for your patience! All right,
**[03:59] ---**
here come our judges!
**[04:02] ---**
We finally get to see 623 in person!
**[04:04] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:05] ---**
I'm so excited!
**[04:06] ---**
Hello, everyone.
***SIGN*** Judge
Radio Inner-Tokyo
Producer Beniyama
**[04:08] ---**
I'm Beniyama, a producer and judge for today.
**[04:10] ---**
I didn't just join the company this year.
**[04:14] ---**
Although I am still a newbie... Just kidding!
***SIGN*** Judge
Melody Honey
**[04:18] ---**
Hi! I'm Melody Honey!
**[04:21] ---**
Are we joining today?
**[04:22] ---**
Oh, I get to be a judge!
***SIGN*** Dazed
**[04:30] ---**
Who is that judge?
**[04:31] ---**
More importantly, where's 623-san?
***SIGN*** Judge Personality 623
**[04:38] ---**
What is that?
**[04:40] ---**
Hi, it's 623.
**[04:42] ---**
Thank you all for participating today.
**[04:45] ---**
As a masked DJ, I can't afford
to be there in person.
**[04:49] ---**
But I will be judging from another room.
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, come on!
**[04:54] ---**
However, that doesn't apply to the
person who passes the audition.
**[04:57] ---**
Let's meet in the studio
when we broadcast the show.
**[05:01] ---**
If I pass the audition, I can meet 623-san!
**[05:04] ---**
Now, we'd like each of you
to display your talent.
**[05:09] ---**
Whoever entertains the judges the most
with their special talent will be the winner!
**[05:14] ---**
Natsumi, let's do our best!
**[05:16] ---**
I'll reveal my hidden talent!
**[05:18] ---**
What should I do? I didn't come
prepared with a special skill.
**[05:21] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[05:23] ---**
On the radio, the gift of gab is everything!
**[05:26] ---**
As the best storyteller in the universe,
**[05:29] ---**
I, the great one, have victory in the bag!
**[05:31] ---**
"I, the great one"?
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[05:32] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[05:33] ---**
No way am I gonna lose to him!
**[05:36] ---**
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
**[05:40] ---**
Thank you!
**[05:43] ---**
And now, entry number 24!
**[05:45] ---**
That's me!
**[05:47] ---**
Good luck, Yayoi!
**[05:48] ---**
I'm number 24, Shimotsuki Yayoi.
**[05:51] ---**
I'm going to balance a plate!
**[05:55] ---**
This is something else!
**[05:57] ---**
Fantastic!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm balancing more than usual!
**[06:03] ---**
Yayoi, that's great!
**[06:04] ---**
I didn't know you could do that!
**[06:06] ---**
But on the radio, you can
only hear voices, right?
**[06:08] ---**
You think that talent
would come in handy there?
**[06:13] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[06:15] ---**
It's okay.
**[06:17] ---**
It doesn't have to be radio-related.
**[06:19] ---**
If you can show us what makes
you unique, that's good enough.
**[06:22] ---**
Show us what you got!
**[06:24] ---**
Just kidding.
**[06:28] ---**
S-Seriously?
**[06:29] ---**
Gero?!
**[06:31] ---**
I'm number 25, Nankyoku Tamae!
**[06:34] ---**
I'm gonna devour this cake
in a matter of seconds!
**[06:37] ---**
Watch this!
**[06:43] ---**
Finished!
**[06:45] ---**
That is amazing, but...
**[06:47] ---**
That's no kind of talent!
**[06:49] ---**
You should be ashamed of yourself!
**[06:53] ---**
I'm number 26, Unabara Mois.
**[06:55] ---**
I'm going to smash these bricks!
**[07:02] ---**
I did it!
**[07:04] ---**
Lady Mois, anyone could break one brick.
**[07:09] ---**
It's really difficult to hold back so I
don't break the bricks all the way to the floor!
**[07:14] ---**
Gero...
**[07:16] ---**
I'm number 27, Shiwasu Satsuki.
I'm going to do calligraphy.
**[07:20] ---**
Write light, light write,
write lightly, light writely...
***SIGN*** Perfect (almost)
**[07:23] ---**
Perfect!
**[07:24] ---**
Satsuki, you wrote it wrong!
**[07:27] ---**
A lot of people don't notice it,
**[07:29] ---**
but the bottom of the second character
shouldn't be a cemetery cross,
***SIGN*** Here
**[07:31] ---**
but a sweating capital F!
***SIGN*** Perfect
**[07:35] ---**
So far, I don't see any competition!
**[07:39] ---**
I... I'm number 28, Cucuruz Doan.
**[07:43] ---**
I... I would like to read an original poem.
**[07:48] ---**
I turn to face the passing wind,
**[07:50] ---**
my eyes opened to love.
**[07:53] ---**
And then I murmur,
***SIGN*** Ice
**[07:56] ---**
"I love summer!"
**[07:59] ---**
An afternoon gazing at warships
with giant cannons...
**[08:02] ---**
What's that got to do with anything?!
***SIGN*** The Interjection
**[08:05] ---**
And now, number 29, if you would...
**[08:08] ---**
It's your turn, Natsumi!
**[08:09] ---**
If you win, take us along
so we get to meet 623, too!
**[08:17] ---**
What should I do? Something I *can* do...
***SIGN*** Judge Personality 623
**[08:21] ---**
623-san...
**[08:26] ---**
623-san is watching me in
the studio from somewhere...
**[08:32] ---**
I want him to see me shine!
**[08:39] ---**
I'm number 29, Hinata Natsumi! Here I go!
**[08:49] ---**
Let 623-san receive my feelings!
**[09:00] ---**
Beautiful! Wonderful!
**[09:03] ---**
That made an impact!
**[09:04] ---**
Natsumi, you're gonna win it!
**[09:07] ---**
Next, entry number 30!
**[09:11] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[09:12] ---**
The star performer is on at last!
**[09:15] ---**
I'm number 30, Aozora Keroko!
**[09:17] ---**
I'm going to make this a
head-on fight with talking!
**[09:21] ---**
W-What kind of performance is this?!
**[09:25] ---**
That boy was a hard worker with a pure heart.
**[09:31] ---**
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
***SIGN*** Blabber
***SIGN*** Squeal
**[09:34] ---**
Blah-blah-blah-blah!
***SIGN*** Koff Koff
**[09:36] ---**
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
**[09:39] ---**
Sergeant Keroro spun a moving tale
that purified the heart.
**[09:44] ---**
And spun! And spun!
**[09:46] ---**
Words that hit home...
A scream that shook the soul!
**[09:49] ---**
And somewhere along the line,
the audition hall
**[09:51] ---**
became caught up
in an emotional whirlpool.
**[09:54] ---**
Blah-blah-blah-blah!
**[09:55] ---**
And then, when the old man walked away,
**[09:58] ---**
the boy waved and cried,
**[10:01] ---**
"Old man, you were really my
instant dumpling, weren't you?!"
**[10:13] ---**
That was wonderful!
**[10:16] ---**
Why do I have to be moved
by a stupid frog's story?!
**[10:20] ---**
How was my storytelling magic?
**[10:23] ---**
I brought 100% of the audience to tears!
**[10:25] ---**
I've as good as won already!
**[10:29] ---**
Next person, go ahead.
**[10:30] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:32] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[10:35] ---**
Kululu!
**[10:37] ---**
I'm number 31, Kululuko!
**[10:42] ---**
I'm going to do puns while calculating!
**[10:44] ---**
Let's see...
**[10:45] ---**
I knew York in New York.
Toys, let me use the toilet.
**[10:49] ---**
Cinderella hit her shin on the fella.
That phone is phony.
**[10:52] ---**
Puns while calculating...
**[10:52] ---**
Minimum condom in the condominium...
**[10:54] ---**
When you've got nothing,
go with outdated puns.
**[10:54] ---**
The curry flavor is currying favor!
Does Germany have any germs?
**[10:58] ---**
Really, who would laugh at that
in this day and age?
**[11:02] ---**
Wonderful!
**[11:03] ---**
Hilarious!
**[11:05] ---**
They're laughing...
**[11:06] ---**
Don't tell me he's found
their Achilles's heel?
**[11:09] ---**
And now it's time to announce the result.
**[11:11] ---**
From 623-san, please.
**[11:13] ---**
All right, I'll give you my choice.
**[11:15] ---**
The person I'm going to ask to be
my assistant for a day is...
**[11:20] ---**
...entry number 31!
**[11:22] ---**
The punning mathematician, Kululuko-san!
**[11:24] ---**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Gong!
**[11:27] ---**
Those puns beat my story...
**[11:32] ---**
I won because I researched the
judges' interests beforehand!
**[11:38] ---**
Puns!
**[11:38] ---**
Sheesh! That's the lowest form of humor!
**[11:41] ---**
I'm happy to get an autograph board from
623-san as a participation award, but...
***SIGN*** Papillon. Thank you for participating! Autograph
**[11:45] ---**
No need for memory cards;
It lingers in your own.
Ikaho Hot Springs.
**[11:49] ---**
I hope Kululu takes a photo of 623-san.
**[11:53] ---**
My guest was my assistant
for a day, Kululuko-san!
**[11:58] ---**
Kululuko-san, how was it?
**[11:59] ---**
Everyone, listen to this!
**[12:01] ---**
I saw 623-san's face as plain as day.
**[12:05] ---**
You all want to see it, don't you?
**[12:07] ---**
You want me to take a photo, don't you?
**[12:10] ---**
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
**[12:13] ---**
Well, forget it!
**[12:17] ---**
And that's all for today! Goodbye!
**[12:18] ---**
Next week, same time, same station!
**[12:20] ---**
W-Wait! What the heck?!
**[12:25] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu is nasty to the core.
**[12:28] ---**
Yay!
**[12:37] ---**
All humans have a hobby.
**[12:42] ---**
The masterpiece of my life...
**[12:44] ---**
...is finally complete!
**[12:47] ---**
I'm confiscating that.
**[12:49] ---**
Ge... ro...
**[12:51] ---**
That's your punishment for blowing off
cleaning duties three days in a row!
**[12:58] ---**
Hey, Keroro!
**[13:00] ---**
This month's salary hasn't been deposited!
**[13:05] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[13:07] ---**
You'll do anything for the Pekopon invasion.
**[13:10] ---**
That is what you said, isn't it?
***SIGN*** I think I said something like that... I don't think I said that...
**[13:15] ---**
Then just leave everything to me,
**[13:17] ---**
your commander!
**[13:21] ---**
Commander!
**[13:21] ---**
Gero?
**[13:22] ---**
The machine you wanted is ready.
**[13:26] ---**
Good work!
**[13:28] ---**
Be happy, Corporal Giroro!
**[13:29] ---**
The latest weapon for the sake of
the Pekopon invasion is complete!
**[13:33] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[13:34] ---**
W-What is this determination?!
Is it really going to work this time?!
**[13:41] ---**
Keroro vs. Natsumi: 1/6 Earnest Battle, Sir!
**[13:47] ---**
Huh, this moves, too...
**[13:49] ---**
This is really well made.
**[13:51] ---**
Sis, you shouldn't play with the
plastic model you confiscated.
**[13:54] ---**
If Sarge sees you, he'll get mad.
**[13:56] ---**
Mad?
**[13:57] ---**
You must be joking! He has
no grounds to be angry!
**[14:01] ---**
It's not a joke, ma'am!
**[14:03] ---**
I'm very angry with you!
**[14:06] ---**
W-What was that, stupid frog?
**[14:08] ---**
You have a complaint?
**[14:11] ---**
Ow...
**[14:12] ---**
Sis?!
**[14:21] ---**
T-Tiny!
**[14:24] ---**
Gero gero!
**[14:26] ---**
It looks like you were
scared out of your wits!
**[14:28] ---**
This is an official plastic model
of the Keron Army.
**[14:30] ---**
"Sergeant Keroro," at 1/6 scale.
**[14:33] ---**
It's a high-quality model that perfectly
captures my strength and coolness.
**[14:39] ---**
A... A plastic model of you?
**[14:41] ---**
Now, kindly return my
Gundam plastic model.
**[14:44] ---**
Yeah, right! You're the one
who's in the wrong here!
**[14:47] ---**
Threatening me with that plastic model
won't do any good!
**[14:49] ---**
Underestimating it as a mere
plastic model is foolish.
**[14:57] ---**
You little...
**[15:06] ---**
It may be stronger than the real Sarge!
**[15:09] ---**
Let's retreat for the moment.
**[15:12] ---**
It's locked! Sarge is serious!
**[15:21] ---**
That's enough!
**[15:23] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[15:25] ---**
Hey! I thought that was supposed
to be for the Pekopon invasion!
**[15:28] ---**
But first,
**[15:30] ---**
I'm going to make Lady Natsumi regret
taking away my Gundam plastic model.
**[15:35] ---**
You even sunk our salaries into this
weapon for the Pekopon invasion...
**[15:41] ---**
At the commander's request,
I made this machine,
**[15:43] ---**
and in the form of a
plastic model, no less!
**[15:46] ---**
And it's called the
"Angel Paints Control Device"!
***SIGN*** Alternate Name: My Ambition Shooting Device
**[15:51] ---**
It does a three-dimensional scan
of the original subject,
**[15:54] ---**
manufactures a mold from the plans,
***SIGN*** Form Scanner
***SIGN*** Material Insertion Opening
**[15:56] ---**
does a mold injection,
***SIGN*** Mold
**[15:58] ---**
and a superior product comes out,
even in its own box!
***SIGN*** Completed
Model
Slot
***SIGN*** Plastic Materials
**[16:01] ---**
All-purpose weaponry-grade beverage
Nanora is mixed into the materials,
**[16:05] ---**
which allows for the creation of
instant super-weapons!
**[16:09] ---**
If we mass-produce these plastic models
and sell them to Pekopon kids,
**[16:14] ---**
it'll be like spreading the
weapons of our invasion!
**[16:16] ---**
By the time they notice, our model weapons
will have gained control of Pekopon!
**[16:22] ---**
I've never heard of a military weapon
**[16:24] ---**
that can be fought off with a slipper!
**[16:26] ---**
Corporal Giroro...
**[16:27] ---**
Are you saying you don't trust your
leader's experience and interests?!
**[16:31] ---**
O-Okay! I do, so please
give me a little space!
**[16:35] ---**
Then let's nail down the details
of the plastic model sales plan.
**[16:39] ---**
By the time we're done, I'm sure
Lady Natsumi will have given up.
**[16:44] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[16:48] ---**
Natsumi...
**[17:03] ---**
Hey, why don't you just give Sarge
his plastic model back?
**[17:05] ---**
No way! No matter what,
I'm hanging on to it!
**[17:10] ---**
Huh?
**[17:12] ---**
I don't hear it anymore.
**[17:16] ---**
I am a soldier with a cold plastic heart.
**[17:20] ---**
Relentless... Ruthless...
**[17:22] ---**
My prey will not get away.
**[17:26] ---**
Since it's come to this,
I'll just have to pull out the roots.
**[17:29] ---**
I'm going to make a raid on
that stupid frog's hangout.
**[17:39] ---**
We can't get in there.
**[17:41] ---**
I didn't think they'd go this far.
**[17:43] ---**
What are you doing?
**[17:45] ---**
Oh, Dororo!
**[17:47] ---**
I've got business with the stupid frog.
**[17:49] ---**
But I can't get in with
this crap over the door.
**[17:51] ---**
I see.
**[17:53] ---**
I wanted to discuss the non-payment of
my salary with the commander,
**[17:58] ---**
but it is awkward bringing up
a money matter.
**[18:02] ---**
Would you ask him about it for me?
**[18:05] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[18:06] ---**
In that case...
**[18:09] ---**
...let us go!
**[18:10] ---**
Assassin Magic!
***SIGN*** Final Day
**[18:13] ---**
Final Day! Dosukoi! Dosukoi! Dosukoi!
**[18:18] ---**
The path has been opened.
I shall leave the rest to you.
**[18:21] ---**
Who is there?!
**[18:24] ---**
Don't interfere, sir.
**[18:26] ---**
K-Keroro-kun?
**[18:27] ---**
No, that's a plastic model he made.
**[18:30] ---**
This is no mere vengeful specter.
I would advise you to withdraw!
**[18:34] ---**
Please take care of it, Dororo!
**[18:35] ---**
Hurry up, Sis!
**[18:37] ---**
Here I come!
**[18:40] ---**
I wonder where the stupid frog
disappeared to?
**[18:45] ---**
What's this machine?
**[18:49] ---**
Look out!
**[18:52] ---**
W-What is this?! What's happening?!
**[18:55] ---**
Sis!
**[19:06] ---**
This is... a plastic model of you, Sis!
**[19:14] ---**
I-It is strong!
**[19:17] ---**
This plastic model has all the zeal
of the commander back then.
**[19:20] ---**
All I can say is that I am stunned...
**[19:24] ---**
No one can stop me!
**[19:26] ---**
I'm going to take over Pekopon
and the Keron Army, too,
**[19:29] ---**
then build a plastic model kingdom!
***SIGN*** Uprising
**[19:34] ---**
Surrender, Pekoponians!
**[19:36] ---**
Bow before me, ma'am!
**[19:38] ---**
I've been waiting for you.
Your naked ambition...
**[19:41] ---**
...is gonna get cold water thrown on it
from this 1/6 Hinata Natsumi!
**[19:44] ---**
W-What?!
**[19:46] ---**
Cut it out, stupid frog!
**[19:49] ---**
My real sister is stronger than
the real Sarge,
**[19:52] ---**
so my plastic model Sis should be
stronger than the plastic model Sarge!
**[19:56] ---**
Th-That's not true!
**[20:01] ---**
Gero?! You!
**[20:07] ---**
Accept your fate, stupid frog!
**[20:13] ---**
Take that! And that! And that!
**[20:16] ---**
Gero!
**[20:17] ---**
Hey! Get back here!
**[20:25] ---**
You're mine!
**[20:27] ---**
Gero?!
**[20:30] ---**
I'm out of ammo? No way.
**[20:34] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[20:39] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Bath
***SIGN*** Milky
Way
Bath
**[20:44] ---**
As the first order of business in the lineup,
**[20:46] ---**
we'll mass-produce my plastic model!
**[20:49] ---**
Wait! I think we'd be better off selling
models of me, since I have better weapons.
**[20:53] ---**
Forget it! First, we have to draw them in
with the main character.
**[20:58] ---**
All right, I wonder if Lady Natsumi
has surrendered by now?
**[21:02] ---**
Gero?
**[21:07] ---**
It can't be...
**[21:10] ---**
Too bad.
**[21:12] ---**
Gero!
**[21:17] ---**
Do you surrender?
**[21:18] ---**
Yes, immediately.
**[21:20] ---**
The Earth Army succeeded in
mass-producing 1/6 Hinata Natsumis.
**[21:24] ---**
The tide of the Great Hinata House
Plastic Model War turned, ending here.
**[21:31] ---**
Jeez. That plastic model hobby
is more trouble than it's worth.
**[21:34] ---**
But it looked like you were having
a lot of fun making your own, Sis.
**[21:42] ---**
Maybe I shouldn't have
wrecked his plastic model...
**[21:47] ---**
He could be depressed about it...
**[21:50] ---**
Maybe I'll give that back to him later.
**[21:52] ---**
However, at that very moment,
Sergeant Keroro was...
**[21:59] ---**
All right! Now you really get a sense
that it was destroyed in battle!
**[22:03] ---**
My masterpiece is complete!
**[22:07] ---**
Kero kero kero...
**[22:09] ---**
Honorable leader...
**[22:11] ---**
How dare you waste our salaries?!
**[22:13] ---**
Gero!
**[22:16] ---**
Let this be a lesson to everyone:
don't get too wrapped up in your hobbies.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
This is Dororo...
**[23:53] ---**
That aside, next time,
**[23:54] ---**
"Keroro: The Mixed Open Air
Hot Spring Murder Case
**[23:57] ---**
With the Souls of the Most Miserable Siblings
in the Universe Wandering in Clouds of Steam,
**[23:59] ---**
Because When Big Brother
Tried to Get Into the Hot Spring
**[24:01] ---**
That He Made Out of a Storage Unit,
Only One Leg Fit,
**[24:04] ---**
So He Slipped From the Shock
and Lost Consciousness,
**[24:06] ---**
and His Little Sister's Tears Dripped
on the Mineral Deposits, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
Also, "Kululu: Bad to the Bone, Sir!"
**[24:16] ---**
So, two stories!
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E84 - Momoka: Let's Have Lunch in Space, Sir! / Keroro Hunts Matsutakes, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4WG8N/momoka-lets-have-lunch-in-space-sir--keroro-hunts-matsutakes-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:35] ---**
4:40 a.m. at the Nishizawa mansion.
**[01:39] ---**
Nishizawa Momoka-chan's greatest plan ever
**[01:42] ---**
is in progress at this very moment.
**[01:58] ---**
It's complete...
**[02:01] ---**
Milady!
**[02:04] ---**
Paul... I've finally done it...
**[02:07] ---**
It is marvellous.
**[02:08] ---**
This lunch box, which took every last drop
of my power to create...
**[02:13] ---**
I just want to hear the words...
***SIGN*** "It's delicious. ♥"
**[02:15] ---**
"It's delicious. ♥"
**[02:16] ---**
...from Fuyuki-kun.
***SIGN*** Ah...
**[02:20] ---**
7:43 a.m., Hinata household.
**[02:23] ---**
And now news from the capital.
**[02:26] ---**
Early this morning,
the Chikuba Observatory
***SIGN*** Footage from Chikuba Observatory
***SIGN*** Morning News
**[02:28] ---**
announced the discovery
of a mysterious comet.
***SIGN*** Video captured early this morning
**[02:31] ---**
A mhyshterioush comet?!
**[02:35] ---**
At the same time, at the Hinata front door.
**[02:39] ---**
Uhh... What are you doing, Momoka-chan?
**[02:42] ---**
I... I wonder how I can invite
Fuyuki-kun to lunch naturally...
**[02:47] ---**
Hm?
**[02:49] ---**
Would you like to go to the peak of Everest
for a bit of lunch...? No, that's a bit far...
**[02:50] ---**
Is it tasty?
**[02:51] ---**
Yeah, it's delicious, Nishizawa-san!
**[02:53] ---**
Is it tasty?
**[02:54] ---**
Yeah, it's delicious, Nishizawa-san!
**[02:54] ---**
Lunch 20,000 leagues under the sea!
**[02:56] ---**
Is it tasty?
**[02:57] ---**
No, that's not romantic at all, either...
**[02:57] ---**
Yeah, it's delicious, Nishizawa-san!
**[02:59] ---**
Is it tasty?
**[03:00] ---**
Uh, isn't this something
you'd think about in advance?
**[03:00] ---**
Yeah, it's delicious, Nishizawa-san!
**[03:03] ---**
Sarge!
**[03:05] ---**
They're saying they found a mysterious comet!
**[03:08] ---**
Let's go to space and see it!
***SIGN*** Clench
**[03:11] ---**
That's it!
**[03:15] ---**
Momoka: Let's Have Lunch in Space, Sir!
**[03:40] ---**
11:37 a.m., in satellite orbit.
**[03:49] ---**
This is amazing! We're really in space!
**[03:53] ---**
I never expected that you'd take me
with you to see the comet!
**[03:57] ---**
I just happened to be thinking
I'd like to see the comet, too!
**[04:03] ---**
I've somehow made it this far...
**[04:05] ---**
Now I just need to get him to eat my lunch.
**[04:08] ---**
Wow!
**[04:10] ---**
This looks delicious! Did you
make this, Nishizawa-san?!
**[04:14] ---**
Here we are, Fuyuki-kun! Open wide!
**[04:17] ---**
Ah!
**[04:20] ---**
It's so delicious, Nishizawa-san!
**[04:23] ---**
I call it...
***SIGN*** Clench
***SIGN*** Operation: Sudden Developments with Fuyuki-kun?! Lovey-Dovey ♥ Lunchtime Alone Together In Space Watching A Comet!!
**[04:24] ---**
Operation: "Sudden Developments
with Fuyuki-kun?!
**[04:26] ---**
Lovey-Dovey ♥ Lunchtime Alone
Together in Space Watching a Comet!!"
**[04:31] ---**
Here we go.
**[04:32] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun?
**[04:34] ---**
Would you like to have s—
**[04:38] ---**
It's the comet!
**[04:40] ---**
Wow! That's incredible!
**[04:43] ---**
It's a red comet!
**[04:44] ---**
It's so red!
**[04:46] ---**
Don't rush it, Momoka.
**[04:48] ---**
This is the one time when
no one will interfere...
**[04:48] ---**
Is it faster than a normal one?
**[04:51] ---**
After all, I'm here all alone
with Fuyuki-kun...
**[04:56] ---**
Th-The comet is...
**[04:58] ---**
...headed this way!
**[05:09] ---**
It has been a long time, people of Pekopon...
***SIGN*** K-66
**[05:14] ---**
Just kidding! Just kidding!
Hahaha, did I getcha?!
**[05:17] ---**
Fuyuki-sama!
**[05:18] ---**
Hiii, Momocchi!
**[05:20] ---**
S-Sergeant and Tamama?!
**[05:22] ---**
Gape...
**[05:24] ---**
I never expected to come across you two here!
**[05:29] ---**
I guess it's a small universe out there, sir!
**[05:31] ---**
What a coincidence, Momocchi!
**[05:34] ---**
C-Coincidence, my butt...
**[05:36] ---**
Why're you two here?!
**[05:39] ---**
Sarge, is that comet...
**[05:41] ---**
You don't know?
**[05:43] ---**
It's the biggest alien fad this year!
**[05:46] ---**
Private comets, sir!
**[05:47] ---**
Private comets?!
**[05:49] ---**
It's really big right now, not just on Keron,
but across the whole universe!
***SIGN*** Drive-Thru
**[05:53] ---**
We're fast approaching an age where
every house has their own comet!
**[05:59] ---**
But Mr. Sergeant's comet isn't just any
old ordinary comet like the others!
**[06:05] ---**
Yes! This is the machine of legend,
**[06:07] ---**
the My Suisei (Comet) Zero-Six Special!
***SIGN*** MS-06S My Suisei-06 Special
**[06:10] ---**
Its sparkling red body is so attractive!
**[06:12] ---**
As it hurtles across the galaxy,
it looks exactly like a red comet!
**[06:16] ---**
And the speed is, of course,
three times normal!
***SIGN*** Gupon
**[06:21] ---**
The clichéd naming style is so moving!
**[06:24] ---**
It took me three months browsing
internet auctions to find this baby!
**[06:28] ---**
Geero gero gero gero gero!
**[06:29] ---**
Why've I gotta put up with their lame skits
even out here in the middle of frickin' space?!
**[06:35] ---**
Oh...
**[06:37] ---**
So the mysterious comet was
just your mech, then, Sarge...
**[06:41] ---**
A mystery of deep space, reduced
to an everyday occurrence...
**[06:45] ---**
No, I'm pretty sure
this doesn't happen everyday.
***SIGN*** Disappointed
**[06:49] ---**
Oh, crap. He's mega disappointed.
**[06:51] ---**
Paul!
**[06:52] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[06:54] ---**
Setup complete!
***SIGN*** Disappointed
**[06:58] ---**
Woooow! Fuyuki-kun, look,
it's a real comet this time!
**[07:05] ---**
Look, look, Fuyuki-kun!
***SIGN*** Disappointed
**[07:08] ---**
He's even more disappointed than before!
***SIGN*** Crap!
**[07:10] ---**
Woo! It's a Paul Comet!
**[07:13] ---**
Keep it to yourself!
**[07:15] ---**
Never mind that... Fuyuki-kun!
**[07:17] ---**
Why don't we have some lunch?
**[07:19] ---**
Actually, I made one just for you!
**[07:22] ---**
Wow! It looks delicious!
**[07:24] ---**
You really made this yourself?
**[07:26] ---**
Yes!! Exactly according to the script!
**[07:29] ---**
Here you go... ea—
**[07:31] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[07:32] ---**
This room has games in it, sir!
**[07:34] ---**
Lots of DVDs, too!
**[07:36] ---**
Get your butts over there, then!
**[07:40] ---**
This time...
**[07:41] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[07:43] ---**
O-Open wi—
**[07:45] ---**
Lobsterrr!
**[07:48] ---**
No one move!
**[07:49] ---**
Wh-what on Earth is this thing?!
**[07:50] ---**
It's the space lobster I just caught, sir!
***SIGN*** Fresh Fortune of Space
**[07:54] ---**
We were just about to prepare it
so you two could have a taste!
**[07:59] ---**
Who the heck asked?!
**[08:02] ---**
And will you pipe down?!
**[08:06] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun...
**[08:09] ---**
Open wide...
**[08:11] ---**
Open wiiide...
**[08:23] ---**
Momocchi, so forward!
**[08:30] ---**
Oh, crap...
**[08:31] ---**
Momocchi's lost herself in anger...
**[08:35] ---**
Nishizawa-san, stop!
***SIGN*** DANGER
**[08:46] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[08:47] ---**
Momocchi!
**[09:02] ---**
Nishizawa-san! Nishizawa-san!
**[09:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[09:15] ---**
I can't see the shuttle.
**[09:17] ---**
It looks like we've drifted quite a way out.
**[09:21] ---**
I'm not sure if the oxygen in our suits
will hold out until help arrives.
**[09:25] ---**
I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
**[09:28] ---**
Nah...
**[09:32] ---**
God...
**[09:36] ---**
Could this be the end for us?
**[09:41] ---**
If it is...
**[09:43] ---**
...please give me the courage to tell
Fuyuki-kun now that I love him...
**[09:50] ---**
Please... God...
**[09:53] ---**
Please!
**[09:56] ---**
U-Um...
**[09:58] ---**
Fuyuki-kun?
**[10:00] ---**
I...
**[10:03] ---**
I... I...
**[10:07] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, I...
**[10:11] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[10:14] ---**
I lo...
***SIGN*** Lo
**[10:15] ---**
Islet?
***SIGN*** Islet?
***SIGN*** Lo
**[10:16] ---**
I lo...
***SIGN*** Eyelet?
**[10:17] ---**
Eyelet?
**[10:19] ---**
I lo...
***SIGN*** Lo
**[10:20] ---**
I let?
***SIGN*** I let?
**[10:21] ---**
I lo...
**[10:23] ---**
I lo...
**[10:25] ---**
I lo... I lo... I lo...
**[10:27] ---**
I lo...
**[10:29] ---**
Master Fuyuki!!
**[10:30] ---**
I lo...
**[10:31] ---**
Momocchi!!
**[10:33] ---**
I lo...
**[10:34] ---**
Momoka-sama!!
**[10:36] ---**
You annoying bunch of...
**[10:38] ---**
Couldn't you come a little later?!
**[10:50] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:52] ---**
I'm really, uh...
**[10:54] ---**
...sorry for today.
**[10:55] ---**
Oh, no, I had a lot of fun, really.
**[10:57] ---**
I spent so long making that lunch.
**[11:00] ---**
It all got wasted.
**[11:02] ---**
Oh, right! Nishizawa-san?
**[11:05] ---**
Yes?
**[11:08] ---**
I grabbed onto this without thinking
when we got blown out of the shuttle.
**[11:12] ---**
Can I eat it?
**[11:16] ---**
Of course!
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
Ba-dum
Ba-dum
**[11:22] ---**
Mmm! It's delicious!
***SIGN*** It's delicious
**[11:25] ---**
It's delicious!
**[11:26] ---**
It's delicious...
**[11:27] ---**
It's delicious.
**[11:29] ---**
It's delicious.
**[11:31] ---**
I'm so happy...
**[11:34] ---**
You're good at cooking, aren't you?
**[11:36] ---**
Oh, no... I'm nothing, really...
**[11:38] ---**
Make another one for me sometime!
**[11:40] ---**
I... I... I'd be happy to!
**[11:42] ---**
Really?
**[11:42] ---**
Yes! Um, wh-what kind of things
do you like?!
**[11:45] ---**
M-Mushrooms?
**[11:46] ---**
M-Mushrooms? Mushrooms.
**[11:48] ---**
Momoka-chan's plan this time,
total expenditure:
**[11:50] ---**
1,000,000,000,325 yen.
**[11:54] ---**
But we can call it a massive success!
**[12:07] ---**
Mushrooms are in season.
Matsutake for scent and shimeji for flavor.
**[12:11] ---**
Delicious in soup or in mixed rice!
**[12:15] ---**
As you can see, the matsutake yield
is down compared to previous years,
***SIGN*** Shinshu Matsutake 20,000 yen
**[12:19] ---**
and locally-sourced matsutake is currently
extremely expensive at the supermarkets.
**[12:24] ---**
At ryotei and kappo high-class restaurants,
**[12:27] ---**
they charge for them at
the current market price.
**[12:31] ---**
What's wrong with the two
of you? You're like...
**[12:35] ---**
...a couple of dogs that got told
to "Stay!" and then the phone rang,
**[12:38] ---**
and you're just sitting there
unable to eat your food!
**[12:42] ---**
Man... matsutake...
**[12:44] ---**
Gero? Matsutake?
**[12:49] ---**
Keroro Hunts Matsutakes, Sir!
***SIGN*** Matsutake
**[12:56] ---**
Well now, this "Matsutake" you speak of...
**[12:59] ---**
Matsutakes are really expensive mushrooms.
**[13:02] ---**
Expensive mushrooms?
**[13:04] ---**
That's right. Sometimes they
go for 50,000 yen each!
**[13:07] ---**
FIFTY THOUSAND?!
***SIGN*** Matsutake
**[13:09] ---**
That means that a single
matsutake mushroom...
**[13:11] ---**
...would get you five Fukuzawa-sans.
**[13:13] ---**
Or ten Higuchi-sans.
**[13:15] ---**
As for Noguchi-san,
**[13:16] ---**
fifty of him?!
**[13:18] ---**
Who knew that a mere mushroom could
command such a high price?!
**[13:23] ---**
You do know what a mushroom is, right?
**[13:26] ---**
Of course!
**[13:27] ---**
Mushrooms live on my
home planet of Keron too, ma'am!
**[13:32] ---**
Kero?
**[13:34] ---**
Kero.
**[13:38] ---**
I've had quite the hard time with
them in my past, sir!
**[13:43] ---**
That is totally not what
Earth mushrooms are like.
**[13:46] ---**
So you don't like mushrooms, Sarge?
**[13:48] ---**
How rude! A mushroom is nothing to fear, sir!
**[13:52] ---**
But we're talking about matsutakes here.
**[13:54] ---**
Gero?
**[13:55] ---**
They're far beyond common
folks like you and me.
**[13:59] ---**
Gero?!
**[14:00] ---**
Far beyond?!
Even beyond you, Lady Natsumi?!
**[14:07] ---**
Well... I think so.
**[14:09] ---**
Unbelievable...
**[14:11] ---**
Then... Lady Mom! Couldn't Lady Mom—
**[14:13] ---**
Not even Mom.
***SIGN*** What the?!
**[14:16] ---**
E-Even Lady Mom, the highest being
in the Hinata household...
**[14:19] ---**
The matsutake is truly fearsome.
**[14:22] ---**
A full-course matsutake meal would
be beyond my wildest dreams.
***SIGN*** Quiver
Tremble
**[14:25] ---**
I'd love to go hunting for matsutakes.
**[14:28] ---**
Kero?
***SIGN*** Hunt
**[14:29] ---**
Hunting?!
**[14:31] ---**
Gero gerori...
**[14:33] ---**
And so! We will gain control of
all matsutakes throughout Pekopon,
**[14:37] ---**
sell them, and use them to
fund our troop activities!
**[14:40] ---**
I hereby announce the start
of Operation: Matsutake Hunt!
**[14:43] ---**
Listen up, men!
***SIGN*** Grip
**[14:46] ---**
He who controls the matsutakes...
**[14:48] ---**
...controls Pekopon!
**[14:51] ---**
Uncle!
**[14:51] ---**
Wooo! Sounds fun!
**[14:54] ---**
Hmph. What a worthless mission...
**[14:56] ---**
Corporal Giroro! Do not
underestimate the matsutake!
**[15:00] ---**
Not even Lady Natsumi is a match
for those fearsome foes!
**[15:03] ---**
What?!
**[15:05] ---**
I'm no maaaatch!
**[15:09] ---**
Interesting.
**[15:11] ---**
Then they are worthy of being my opponent!
**[15:14] ---**
This is an image of matsutakes
that I found on the internet.
**[15:18] ---**
Ohh... they look gross and powerful...
**[15:22] ---**
Or, like, stately manner?
**[15:24] ---**
Listen up, men! Go in half-hearted,
and we could find our whole unit wiped out!
**[15:27] ---**
This demands your total enthusiasm!
**[15:29] ---**
Commence operation!
**[15:31] ---**
Roger!
**[15:33] ---**
And so, Operation: Matsutake Hunt
was finally carried out!
***SIGN*** Trailhead
**[15:38] ---**
Not much longer now, men.
**[15:40] ---**
Or, like, fully prepared?
**[15:42] ---**
I am itching to get started!
**[15:46] ---**
Keroro, I will be going solo
for this operation.
**[15:51] ---**
Gero?
**[15:52] ---**
I want to test if my own abilities
can handle these matsutakes.
**[15:56] ---**
I hope you understand.
**[15:58] ---**
Ah, Giroro!
**[16:01] ---**
Are you sure that is okay, Mr. Sergeant?
**[16:03] ---**
Hmmm... I just hope the matsutake
doesn't take him out first.
**[16:29] ---**
They sure are taking their time coming out!
**[16:32] ---**
I'm tired of waiting.
**[16:34] ---**
Or, like, taking ages?
**[16:36] ---**
I wanna go home and
build Gundam models, sir!
**[16:41] ---**
Have they finally shown their faces?!
**[16:43] ---**
I... I... I'll beat the snot out of them!
**[16:50] ---**
I've laid some traps for them.
**[16:51] ---**
Traps?
**[16:53] ---**
The enemy is a Pekoponian
organism, after all.
**[16:55] ---**
I've arranged some Pekoponian-style traps.
**[16:58] ---**
Good work, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[17:05] ---**
Where... Where are you...
**[17:08] ---**
Matsutake...
***SIGN*** Clack
**[17:11] ---**
What?!
**[17:16] ---**
It's...
**[17:18] ---**
Did the matsutakes set this trap?!
***SIGN*** Kekekekekekeke...
**[17:20] ---**
No... No, they didn't.
**[17:24] ---**
Oh! Looks like we've got our first victim.
**[17:27] ---**
That was kinda easy!
**[17:30] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[17:31] ---**
Not so formidable after all,
were you, matsutake?!
**[17:35] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:35] ---**
Looks like the enemy has some
wits about him...
**[17:40] ---**
Or, like, mountain cunning?
**[17:42] ---**
These cowards are making me angry...
**[17:44] ---**
Pekoponian mushrooms
**[17:46] ---**
are highly intelligent!
**[17:48] ---**
No, I'm telling you, you've got it all wrong.
**[17:52] ---**
Target approaching the next trap!
**[18:12] ---**
What a primitive trap... yet that makes it
all the more annoying to deal with!
**[18:15] ---**
This certainly is... a terrifying enemy...
**[18:19] ---**
Gero...
**[18:20] ---**
I don't believe it...
**[18:22] ---**
It escaped a second one of our traps!
**[18:24] ---**
Who do you think you are,
you stupid mushroom?
**[18:27] ---**
Looks like this was cut with a knife.
**[18:30] ---**
What?!
**[18:31] ---**
Not only is it intelligent, it knows
how to handle a knife, as well?
**[18:34] ---**
Or, like, double skillful?
**[18:38] ---**
Target has entered the next trap area.
***SIGN*** Twing
**[18:46] ---**
What?!
**[18:55] ---**
Nice try, matsutake!
**[19:02] ---**
Seriously?
**[19:03] ---**
Gero!!
**[19:04] ---**
What's this?!
**[19:06] ---**
Birdlime.
**[19:08] ---**
I can only think that it was shot with a gun.
**[19:11] ---**
Gero?! What?!
**[19:13] ---**
Not only can they handle a knife,
but also a gun?!
**[19:17] ---**
Response from the final trap!
**[19:19] ---**
That does it! Everyone to
the front lines, immediately!
**[19:23] ---**
Roger!
**[19:30] ---**
Not a chance!
**[19:34] ---**
Gero? That matsutake, don't tell me
it's using grenades, too?
**[19:38] ---**
Then I'll use my secret weapon!
**[19:40] ---**
You have one, right, Kululu?
**[19:42] ---**
Well, that was my last trap...
**[19:44] ---**
All I have left is... this!
***SIGN*** DANGER
**[19:47] ---**
Good, good...
**[19:49] ---**
Take this!
***SIGN*** DANGER
**[19:54] ---**
I see you!
**[19:56] ---**
You won't get away from me, matsutake!
***SIGN*** DANGER
**[20:00] ---**
What?!
**[20:05] ---**
Did we get him, sir?!
**[20:07] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[20:08] ---**
Gero?
**[20:09] ---**
What is the purpose of all this?
**[20:11] ---**
Dororo! And Lady Koyuki!
**[20:16] ---**
Using a bomb in a place like this...
**[20:18] ---**
It is a breach of the peace!
**[20:20] ---**
Well, we were hunting matsutake mushrooms...
**[20:23] ---**
The matsutake truly is a terrible foe...
**[20:26] ---**
Huh?
**[20:27] ---**
Matsutake mushrooms aren't
really scary or anything...
**[20:31] ---**
Gero?
**[20:35] ---**
Nin.
**[20:37] ---**
Behold. This is a matsutake mushroom.
**[20:40] ---**
It's smaller than I thought!
**[20:42] ---**
That thing is stronger than Natchi?
**[20:45] ---**
Gero...
**[20:47] ---**
This is not at all what Mr. Sergeant told us.
**[20:50] ---**
Or, like, very misled?
**[20:55] ---**
That aside!
**[20:56] ---**
Now we've found them, let's hunt and gather
and pick the heck out of these matsutakes!
**[21:01] ---**
That is most unacceptable!
**[21:03] ---**
In order to savor matsutakes next year
and the year after that,
**[21:07] ---**
it is only considerate to nature to return
with no more than necessary.
**[21:11] ---**
Oh...
**[21:13] ---**
Is that right?
**[21:14] ---**
So let's just take back
what we can eat today.
**[21:19] ---**
Wow! That sure smells good, sir!
**[21:23] ---**
How many years
since I last had matsutakes?!
**[21:26] ---**
There aren't very many,
so make sure you savor them!
**[21:29] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[21:32] ---**
Matsutake rice and soup...
**[21:35] ---**
Aren't they lucky?
I want some of that.
**[21:38] ---**
It's making me hungry watching them.
**[21:42] ---**
These are the blessings of nature.
**[21:47] ---**
Come to think of it,
what's happened to Giroro?
**[21:50] ---**
Gero!
**[21:54] ---**
I forgot about him...
**[21:58] [SONG] ---**
I am Giroro!
**[22:01] [SONG] ---**
The red devil of the battlefield!
**[22:06] [SONG] ---**
My nickname is the Red Daruma.
**[22:06] ---**
To bring me down to such a state...
**[22:09] [SONG] ---**
My codename is G66.
***SIGN*** Here
**[22:10] ---**
Matsutake...
**[22:12] ---**
You may be my enemy, but I salute you!
**[22:15] [SONG] ---**
I'm actually a coward.
**[22:15] ---**
Corporal Giroro's solitary, personal war...
**[22:18] ---**
...still continues.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do not turn
**[23:52] ---**
It's Giroro. What should I do?
**[23:54] ---**
Is this some kind of trap?
**[23:56] ---**
No, Natsumi would not produce such a thing...
**[23:58] ---**
In which case... I should go,
but... nnguuaaah!
**[24:01] ---**
He can be quite suffocating.
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. Next episode:
**[24:05] ---**
"Keroro: Turn it, Clack, and
Turn Into Each Other, Sir!"
**[24:09] ---**
"Natsumi: If I Could Be a Magical Girl, Sir!"
***SIGN*** Back
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!
**[24:16] ---**
I hope you can forgive my inexperience...
# E85 - Keroro: Turn it, Clack, and Turn Into Each Other, Sir! / Natsumi: If I Could Be a Magical Girl, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMGD3/keroro-turn-it-clack-and-turn-into-each-other-sir--natsumi-if-i-could-be-a-magical-girl-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
I'm home!
**[01:36] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do not turn
**[01:38] ---**
A question for you. What would you do
if you came home and found this?
**[01:43] ---**
"Danger: Do not turn."
***SIGN*** Urge Urge
**[01:47] ---**
When it tells you not to turn it...
**[01:49] ---**
...it just makes you want to do it
even more, doesn't it?
**[02:05] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[02:06] ---**
She turned it, just as I thought.
**[02:09] ---**
They want to do things
they're told not to do.
**[02:11] ---**
A wonderful strategy cleverly
exploiting Pekoponian psychology!
**[02:15] ---**
Seeing my mortal enemy
Lady Hinata Natsumi like this...
**[02:20] ---**
Awwww, she's so cuuuute!
She's like a little doll!
**[02:24] ---**
Well, that's pretty much what she is...
**[02:25] ---**
Then, we will move to phase two!
**[02:30] ---**
Click!
***SIGN*** Rumble...
**[02:49] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[02:54] ---**
Keroro: Turn it, Clack, and
Turn Into Each Other, Sir!
**[03:01] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
What do I look like to you right now?
**[03:05] ---**
Like Hinata Natsumi.
It's unmistakeable.
**[03:08] ---**
I see...
**[03:14] ---**
The mission is a success!
**[03:17] ---**
I have successfully exchanged bodies
with Lady Natsumi, sir!
**[03:20] ---**
Now I can slowly and thoroughly search
out Lady Natsumi's weaknesses!
**[03:24] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu, I will
praise you on a job well done!
**[03:28] ---**
That's nothing new.
**[03:30] ---**
Now then, where should I
begin my search? Gero...
**[03:35] ---**
This body, which generates all of
Lady Natsumi's fearsome power!
**[03:39] ---**
Yes, yes, I will investigate it thoroughly!
**[03:41] ---**
Every nook and cranny!
**[03:46] ---**
Gero?
**[03:47] ---**
Natsumi!
**[03:50] ---**
Lady Natsumi is at her
birth home right now...
**[03:53] ---**
This *is* where she was born!
**[03:54] ---**
Gero! Uhhhh...
**[03:57] ---**
Lady Natsumi, yes, that is me
without a doubt, sir!
**[04:00] ---**
I know that...
**[04:02] ---**
Anyway, we need you right now!
We're going to lose the game!
**[04:05] ---**
Can you back us up?!
**[04:06] ---**
Back you up?
**[04:08] ---**
Gero!
**[04:09] ---**
Hurry, hurry!
**[04:11] ---**
Did you forget I told you
we had a game on Saturday?
**[04:13] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** DANGER! Do not turn
**[04:17] ---**
My part in this mission is over.
**[04:20] ---**
Handle the rest on your own.
**[04:42] ---**
What is this?
**[04:45] ---**
What in the world?!
**[04:50] ---**
Okay, we'll be waiting in the gym!
***SIGN*** Neat & Tidy
**[04:56] ---**
Well, there has been a slight
change of plans, but...
**[04:59] ---**
...starting my search with the school
is another fine possibility.
**[05:02] ---**
Besides, I have always wanted to try
the stylish position of "club backer."
**[05:11] ---**
Pekoponian clothes are
hard to remove, sir!
**[05:15] ---**
I'm home!
**[05:16] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[05:18] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[05:20] ---**
Sarge?
**[05:21] ---**
This is awful! It's just awful!
**[05:23] ---**
What are you doing, Sarge?
**[05:25] ---**
No, it's me, Natsumi!
**[05:26] ---**
I'm supposed to be me,
but suddenly I'm the stupid frog!
**[05:31] ---**
Impressions of Sis?
**[05:32] ---**
No, it's me, it's me!
**[05:34] ---**
Yeah, you do sound like her!
**[05:36] ---**
But if you do that too much,
she'll get mad at you again.
**[05:40] ---**
Gonna do my homework. See you later!
**[05:42] ---**
Fuyuki...
**[05:44] ---**
You idiot! You useless idiot!
**[05:47] ---**
Wait. I know just the person!
**[05:51] ---**
Hoh. So you look like Keroro,
**[05:54] ---**
but your mind is Natsumi's, you say?
**[05:56] ---**
Yes! Exactly! Isn't there
anything you can do to help?
**[05:59] ---**
You're my only hope!
**[06:02] ---**
If you tread any further
into what's important to me,
**[06:05] ---**
I will no longer think of you
as one of my comrades.
**[06:07] ---**
Wh-What? What do you mean?!
**[06:10] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:11] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[06:12] ---**
Where have you been?!
**[06:15] ---**
Mois-chan, listen to me!
***SIGN*** Artificial flowers
**[06:18] ---**
Artificial flowers! Paper-umbrella
making! Paper-bag making!
***SIGN*** Paper-umbrella making
***SIGN*** Paper-bag making
**[06:21] ---**
Side job?
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, come on, we do it every month!
**[06:25] ---**
HQ is overloaded, so the team leaders
have a side job quota to fill, remember?
**[06:30] ---**
Or, like, little match girl?
**[06:33] ---**
The deadline is in two hours.
**[06:35] ---**
Two hours?!
**[06:36] ---**
If we're late, we'll have three times the
work next time, so let's try our hardest!
**[06:40] ---**
Or, like, labor union?
**[06:42] ---**
Why do I have to do this?!
**[06:45] ---**
That stupid frog...!
**[06:48] ---**
When he gets back,
he's not gonna get off easy!
**[06:51] ---**
Uncle?
**[06:53] ---**
If we don't stick paste them
on fast, the glue will dry.
***SIGN*** Cheer
Cheer
Cheer
**[06:59] ---**
My body is so light.
**[07:01] ---**
What mobility! What formidable power!
**[07:04] ---**
My body is like a living spring!
**[07:06] ---**
Gravity might as well not exist, sir!
**[07:09] ---**
That's our Natsumi!
**[07:12] ---**
And I'm so charismatic!
**[07:19] ---**
Incredible.
**[07:21] ---**
So this monster is what I've
been fighting all this time...
**[07:25] ---**
Doesn't even need a stool
to wash her face...
**[07:28] ---**
At any rate, this mission is perfect for
investigating Lady Natsumi's true nature!
**[07:33] ---**
I'm so great! Gero gero gero gero!
***SIGN*** Gero gero gero gero...
**[07:36] ---**
Natsumi, the softball club wants you next!
**[07:39] ---**
And then the soccer club!
**[07:41] ---**
Roger, sir!
***SIGN*** (Done)
**[07:43] ---**
Great job, Uncle!
**[07:46] ---**
Or, like, extra weary?
**[07:50] ---**
Ahh, my shoulders are so stiff...
**[07:54] ---**
Grr! That stupid frog, slacking off...
**[08:00] ---**
Wait, I'm the stupid frog right now...
**[08:06] ---**
I can't even reach up here?!
**[08:15] ---**
This body is pretty annoying...
**[08:21] ---**
Heavy...
**[08:26] ---**
Owwww! I've had it with this! It sucks!
**[08:28] ---**
Where's my body gone?!
**[08:33] ---**
It's good. Really good!
**[08:35] ---**
I am... the best...
**[08:38] ---**
...at using...
**[08:39] ---**
...this body!
***SIGN*** Kabaddi Kabaddi Kabaddi
**[08:41] ---**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
**[08:49] ---**
I'm... pretty tired after all of that.
**[08:51] ---**
You're up for boxing!
**[08:54] ---**
Hockey, too!
**[08:55] ---**
Don't forget about us golfers!
**[08:57] ---**
S-Seriously?
**[09:04] ---**
I'm spent...
**[09:06] ---**
Every inch of my body is like lead...
**[09:08] ---**
What's the matter with you,
Natsumi? This isn't like you.
**[09:13] ---**
I think I'll take a bath to feel refreshed, sir.
**[09:15] ---**
Giroro,
**[09:17] ---**
sorry, but could you come in with me
and wash my back?
***SIGN*** Bath
**[09:25] ---**
BAAAATH?!
**[09:27] ---**
Hey, Giroro...
***SIGN*** Back
**[09:30] ---**
Sorry, but would you wash my back for me?
**[09:32] ---**
For me? For me?
***SIGN*** I am a warrior Devil on the battlefield Emotionless soldier The Red Daruma
**[09:37] ---**
D-Don't be led astray... Remember the
harshness of the battlefield!
**[09:46] ---**
Tch... Out of ammo, huh...
**[09:48] ---**
Hey! Gimme another magazine!
**[09:49] ---**
Here!
**[09:51] ---**
Come on, Giroro, hurry up...
**[09:55] ---**
Tch... We're not getting anywhere...
**[09:57] ---**
Hey! Gimme a grenade!
**[09:59] ---**
Here!
***SIGN*** Back
**[10:01] ---**
Come on, aren't you ready yet?
**[10:07] ---**
What... What... What am I fighting?!
***SIGN*** Bath Bath Bath Bath
**[10:11] ---**
Don't ask me.
**[10:15] ---**
No more...
**[10:16] ---**
I didn't know it was this tough...
**[10:31] ---**
Huh... It's not very easy
being Lady Natsumi, sir...
**[10:40] ---**
L-Lady Natsumi! There is a, you see,
**[10:43] ---**
a very good explanation for all this!
**[10:49] ---**
I don't care anymore... Just tell me
how to get back to normal.
**[10:53] ---**
Gero?
**[11:11] ---**
Nothing beats being in your own body!
**[11:13] ---**
Lady Natsumi! A nice fluffy towel
for you, freshly laundered.
**[11:16] ---**
I'll leave it here for you.
**[11:18] ---**
There's also some nice cold milk waiting
for you when you get out, ma'am!
**[11:22] ---**
Thanks!
**[11:24] ---**
Stupid frog?
**[11:27] ---**
You've got it pretty hard, too, huh?
**[11:29] ---**
Oh... No, it's not all that bad...
**[11:31] ---**
Thanks for doing my extra
work for me, ma'am.
**[11:35] ---**
It's okay, we can drop it already!
But if you do this again...
**[11:39] ---**
I understand, ma'am! I won't
ever do it again, ma'am!
**[11:44] ---**
I guess I can forgive him this one time.
**[11:56] ---**
I... I hope you can forgive
my inexperience...
**[12:00] ---**
I... I'll do my best...
**[12:04] ---**
What are you thinking?!
**[12:08] ---**
Why don't you all try switching
places with your moms?
**[12:11] ---**
You might make some new discoveries!
**[12:22] ---**
Think carefully when throwing something away.
**[12:25] ---**
You might actually still be
able to find a use for it.
**[12:28] ---**
Oof... kero... oof!
**[12:32] ---**
Wow, there's quite a lot here.
**[12:35] ---**
You're throwing all this away?
**[12:37] ---**
We'll have them take away
everything we don't need, sir!
**[12:40] ---**
Alien garbage collection is
only once a year, you see, sir!
**[12:44] ---**
This mountain will become
ten rolls of toilet paper for certain!
**[12:48] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what do you
want to do with these?
**[12:52] ---**
What are they? They're so cute!
**[12:54] ---**
They're toy magic sticks that
were sold on Keron last year.
**[12:58] ---**
They didn't sell at all and ended up
as party favors.
**[13:03] ---**
What ridiculous toys!
**[13:05] ---**
All you can do with it is
fly a bit through the sky...
**[13:08] ---**
...or transform in a shower
of light particles.
**[13:13] ---**
They can do that?!
**[13:14] ---**
That sounds amazing!
**[13:18] ---**
Does it?
**[13:22] ---**
Natsumi: If I Could Be a Magical Girl, Sir!
**[13:28] ---**
So come on, how do you use this thing?!
**[13:30] ---**
Tell us, Sarge!
**[13:32] ---**
Do I have to? It's really
nothing special, sir...
**[13:36] ---**
So... the blue button shoots
out the particles...
**[13:40] ---**
Like so...
**[13:43] ---**
Wow, that's pretty!
**[13:45] ---**
It's like real magic!
**[13:52] ---**
Gero! Honestly, you Pekoponians...
**[13:57] ---**
You're so carefree...
**[13:59] ---**
...sir!
**[14:00] ---**
No, I think you're the carefree one.
**[14:03] ---**
So how you do the transforming?!
**[14:06] ---**
Ahh, for that, you just give
the red button a press.
**[14:14] ---**
Transform!
**[14:18] ---**
Ta-da!
**[14:24] ---**
Wooow!
**[14:25] ---**
You really transformed!
**[14:28] ---**
It's just like the anime
I watched as a kid!
**[14:31] ---**
I've always wanted to try
wearing something like this!
**[14:34] ---**
I think I'll give it a try, too!
**[14:42] ---**
That really suits you, Fuyuki!
**[14:44] ---**
What's this button, I wonder?
**[14:51] ---**
Could this be a...
**[14:55] ---**
Sis, look! It's a magic broom!
**[14:57] ---**
Wow! I want one!
**[15:01] ---**
Here I go!
**[15:02] ---**
Here I go!
**[15:03] ---**
I'm like a real magician!
**[15:07] ---**
Wow!
**[15:08] ---**
Sis, I turn you super-sized!
**[15:13] ---**
Oh, you've done it now!
**[15:15] ---**
Fuyuki, I turn you into a monster!
**[15:17] ---**
You become a postcard artiste!
**[15:20] ---**
I grant you the ability to swim!
**[15:22] ---**
I can hardly believe it, but it looks
like they're having fun, sir...
**[15:25] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I turn you into sweets!
**[15:28] ---**
Gero?
**[15:30] ---**
I'm Magical Tama-chan!
**[15:35] ---**
Gerori.
**[15:37] ---**
Then I shall transform too, sir!
**[15:42] ---**
I'm Witchy Witch Kerorine, sir!
**[15:45] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I turn you into a toad!
**[15:48] ---**
Lady Natsumi, you are now kind to me!
**[15:51] ---**
You don't want to invade anymore!
**[15:53] ---**
Gero!
**[15:54] ---**
Peace for everyone!
**[15:56] ---**
Hi, everyone!
**[15:58] ---**
I'm here to pick up Tama-chan!
**[16:02] ---**
Hi there, Nishizawa-san!
**[16:02] ---**
F-Fuyuki-kun is... cosplaying...!
**[16:08] ---**
You wanna join in, Nishizawa-san?
**[16:10] ---**
I... I'd love to!
**[16:14] ---**
Ohhh, this is wonderful!
**[16:16] ---**
It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
**[16:18] ---**
It's like I'm dreaming!
**[16:20] ---**
Do you want to try, Giroro?
**[16:22] ---**
R-Ridiculous.
**[16:24] ---**
I see.
**[16:28] ---**
Ge-gero...
**[16:35] ---**
Yay!
**[16:38] ---**
We're all pretty different, aren't we?
**[16:40] ---**
Looks like a mix of all
kinds of anime series, sir!
**[16:43] ---**
Hey, don't you think it'd be even greater
if we had some spells to chant, as well?
**[16:47] ---**
You can't have a magical girl
without magic spells, after all!
**[16:50] ---**
What about this one?
**[16:52] ---**
Eloim, Essaim, frugativi et appelavi!
**[16:57] ---**
Maybe not that one.
**[16:59] ---**
What about this?
**[17:00] ---**
Char's Zaku, Char's Zaku, guhuhuhuhu!
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[17:04] ---**
Rejected!
**[17:05] ---**
I remembered all these well
when I was young...
**[17:08] ---**
It's amazing how quickly
we forget, isn't it?
**[17:10] ---**
Hm? Wait, what about...
**[17:13] ---**
Sis, don't you remember?
**[17:15] ---**
There was a spell Mom always used to say!
**[17:17] ---**
Mom did?
**[17:21] ---**
Ah... It's coming back to me...
**[17:26] ---**
...Natanata...?
**[17:27] ---**
No, was it Natsunatsu...?
**[17:28] ---**
What's that?
**[17:30] ---**
It was a spell only known to our house.
**[17:34] ---**
What was it...
**[17:36] ---**
Oh, you all look like you're having fun!
**[17:38] ---**
What are you up to?
**[17:39] ---**
Mom!
**[17:41] ---**
Huh? A spell?
**[17:43] ---**
Oh, you're right,
I did have something like that!
**[17:45] ---**
Yes, yes!
**[17:46] ---**
Hmm, what was it...
**[17:49] ---**
Maybe you might remember if you join in!
**[17:51] ---**
Great idea! Come on, Mom!
**[17:53] ---**
I'm sorry. We're in crunch time today.
**[17:56] ---**
I have to head right back.
**[18:03] ---**
Your mother seems very busy.
**[18:06] ---**
She's been like that a lot recently.
**[18:08] ---**
Lady Mom's always hard at work.
**[18:11] ---**
I wish there was something
we could do to help...
**[18:14] ---**
Hard at work, huh...
**[18:17] ---**
Ah, wasn't that it?!
**[18:18] ---**
What's up, Sis?
**[18:20] ---**
That spell! I think it was...
**[18:22] ---**
...a spell to chant when things are hard,
or you're down in the dumps!
**[18:26] ---**
That's right! Or when we're
apart and feeling lonely!
**[18:31] ---**
We all thought it up together!
**[18:34] ---**
It sounds like it goes back a long time
in the Hinata family, that spell!
**[18:36] ---**
Gero...
**[18:37] ---**
Tama...
**[18:42] ---**
I can't remember...
**[18:44] ---**
I mean, even Mom forgot what it was...
**[18:46] ---**
I was thinking we might be able to cheer
Mom up a bit if only we could remember it.
**[18:52] ---**
You can give her encouragement
even without a spell.
**[18:55] ---**
With your own heartfelt words.
**[18:59] ---**
...Giroro...
**[19:01] ---**
I'm sorry, I just can't take you
seriously with that outfit on...
**[19:05] ---**
Lady Natsumi! This is for
the sake of Lady Mom.
**[19:08] ---**
The Keroro Platoon will make extra efforts!
**[19:20] ---**
Natsumi and the others looked like
they were having so much fun...
**[19:24] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[19:26] ---**
What do you want?
**[19:27] ---**
I am here to cast a spell on you, Lady Mom!
**[19:32] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[19:35] ---**
I hope this is the last sappy mission
I am going to be assigned...
**[19:44] ---**
Natsumi! Fuyuki! Giro-chan and the rest, too?
**[19:47] ---**
Gero!
**[19:55] ---**
Here we go!
**[19:58] ---**
Fuyu!
**[19:59] ---**
Momo!
**[20:00] ---**
Tama!
**[20:05] ---**
Giro!
**[20:05] ---**
Natsu!
***SIGN*** Lady Mom
***SIGN*** We Love You
**[20:21] ---**
We love you, Mom!
**[20:24] ---**
Natsumi, Fuyuki...
**[20:28] ---**
Mom!
**[20:29] ---**
Lady Mom! I was the one who thought
of this! It was me, ma'am!
**[20:33] ---**
It would be nice if that was heavily
reflected in my allowance next month!
**[20:38] ---**
Ugh, you're ruining the
nice mood we had going...
**[20:44] ---**
What's this?
**[20:45] ---**
Sarge?
**[20:46] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[20:48] ---**
Ahhh, this is, well, sir...
**[20:50] ---**
I suppose you could say we are kind of...
**[20:52] ---**
...running out of batteries?
**[20:54] ---**
Look out!
**[20:55] ---**
Tama!
**[20:55] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:56] ---**
Gero!
**[20:58] ---**
Natsumiii!
**[21:03] ---**
Owww...
**[21:05] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:06] ---**
Sarge?
**[21:07] ---**
Gerori...
**[21:09] ---**
Aaah, Tama-chan!
**[21:13] ---**
Are you all okay?!
**[21:14] ---**
Somehow...
**[21:15] ---**
We're tougher than we look, ma'am!
**[21:19] ---**
Thanks, all of you...
**[21:21] ---**
The magic worked really well.
**[21:24] ---**
Natsumi, Fuyuki...
**[21:28] ---**
Natsu (summer)... Fuyu (winter)...?
**[21:30] ---**
Summer-summer... winter-winter...
**[21:35] ---**
Summer-summer roll on
summer festival!
**[21:38] ---**
Winter-winter I can't wait
for winter break!
**[21:41] ---**
Hinatas nice and warm,
tomorrow will be sunny!
**[21:44] ---**
Summer-summer roll on
summer festival!
**[21:46] ---**
Winter-winter I can't wait
for winter break!
**[21:49] ---**
Hinatas nice and warm,
tomorrow will be sunny!
**[21:52] ---**
We remembered it!
**[21:54] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[21:56] ---**
Gero?
**[22:00] ---**
It's the alien garbage collector!
**[22:03] ---**
How pretty...
**[22:06] ---**
Don't just throw things away recklessly.
Give them one more chance.
**[22:10] ---**
You never know what might happen.
**[22:16] ---**
Hinatas nice and warm,
tomorrow will be sunny...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
It's Koyuki.
**[23:53] ---**
Gee, it really has started
getting cold now.
**[23:56] ---**
It's the season for catching colds
and giving them to other people.
**[23:59] ---**
Hyaaa, that feels so cozy
and friendly... It's nice!
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that! Next episode, unnatural
phenomena take over the Hinata household!
**[24:07] ---**
"Natsumi & Fuyuki: The Hinata House,
Where Devils Dwell, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro Becomes a Superhero, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:18] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E86 - Natsumi & Fuyuki: The Hinata House, Where Devils Dwell, Sir! / Keroro Becomes a Superhero, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XK5X/natsumi--fuyuki-the-hinata-house-nwhere-devils-dwell-sir--keroro-becomes-a-superhero-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
Doesn't time fly? The year is almost over.
**[01:35] ---**
The cold air seems to become more biting
with every passing day this season.
**[01:41] ---**
But, as usual, the Hinata household has
no time for such sentimental commentary.
***SIGN*** Currently bathing 723 (Natsumi)
***SIGN*** Rumble
***SIGN*** Scrape
**[01:53] ---**
Who's there?!
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[01:57] ---**
Did I imagine that?
**[02:07] ---**
Sis?!
***SIGN*** Pop
***SIGN*** Creeeeeak
**[02:22] ---**
Fuyuki! The shower!
The shower's moving on its own!
**[02:26] ---**
Sis...
**[02:27] ---**
It's finally happened at our house!
***SIGN*** Poltergeist Phenomenon
**[02:29] ---**
A real poltergeist phenomenon!
**[02:32] ---**
There's no way that's true! No way!
**[02:34] ---**
It's gotta be that stupid frog again!
**[02:40] ---**
Natsumi & Fuyuki: The Hinata House,
Where Devils Dwell, Sir!
**[02:45] ---**
Gero! I finally got my hands on one!
**[02:48] ---**
Char's Gyan!
**[02:50] ---**
All that's left is to put
the head and shield on!
**[02:53] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:56] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[02:57] ---**
Gero?!
**[02:58] ---**
This is your doing again,
isn't it? It is, isn't it?
**[03:02] ---**
Gero? What are you talking about, ma'am?
**[03:05] ---**
The poltergeist effect.
***SIGN*** Vrrrr
**[03:07] ---**
Sis seems to think you've got space
aliens doing all this, like before...
***SIGN*** Whoosh
***SIGN*** Hinata
***SIGN*** Ding Dong
***SIGN*** Clatter
**[03:12] ---**
Gero!
**[03:14] ---**
That's an outrageous accusation!
**[03:16] ---**
Lady Natsumi, why must you suspect me of
something every time you open your mouth?!
***SIGN*** Gupon
**[03:22] ---**
In the first place, this whole time,
I've been busy making Gundam mo—
**[03:26] ---**
Gero?
**[03:29] ---**
M-Moving on its own again...
**[03:31] ---**
Wowww!
**[03:33] ---**
Th-The only one capable of doing this is...
**[03:36] ---**
You think I did it?
**[03:38] ---**
So you did this?
**[03:40] ---**
I knew it...
**[03:41] ---**
That's it?
**[03:43] ---**
No...
**[03:45] ---**
This is not me...
**[03:47] ---**
I'm sorry... This is scaring me, so I'm
going to hide myself away for a while.
**[03:51] ---**
Hm? What? What's going on?
***SIGN*** Gupon
***SIGN*** Kero kero kero!
**[04:05] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero, forward ho!
**[04:13] ---**
Wh-What is... going on around here?!
**[04:17] ---**
Gero!
**[04:19] ---**
N-No way!
**[04:25] ---**
What's wrong, Natsumi?!
**[04:28] ---**
What on Earth is happening?!
**[04:30] ---**
Gero!
**[04:33] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[04:34] ---**
It's a poltergeist phenomenon of the same
type as the one in Kampala, Africa in 1966!
**[04:41] ---**
This is no time to be rejoicing!
**[04:44] ---**
This has to the work of those hostile
haunting-type aliens, the Spectronians!
**[04:49] ---**
Spectronians?!
***SIGN*** Fo fo fo fo fo fo...
**[04:51] ---**
Those ones who possess an entire building
and eat all its inhabitants?!
***SIGN*** Munch munch munch munch...
**[04:54] ---**
Those Spectronians?!
***SIGN*** Ptooie
**[04:57] ---**
What a nuisance to have *those* after us...
**[05:00] ---**
Are we going to be eaten?
**[05:02] ---**
I don't want to be eaten by my own house!
**[05:06] ---**
Calm down! We're getting out of here!
**[05:11] ---**
What?!
**[05:13] ---**
Shiver shudder shiver shudder...!
**[05:16] ---**
Shiver shudder...!
**[05:19] ---**
They're planning to seal us in...
**[05:22] ---**
Why is it always like this?!
**[05:25] ---**
It won't open!
**[05:26] ---**
Open, you little...
**[05:29] ---**
Out of the way, Natsumi!
**[05:30] ---**
H-Hey, don't break it!
**[05:33] ---**
This is an emergency!
**[05:39] ---**
What?!
**[05:40] ---**
Ugh, Giroro! You're so terrible!
**[05:42] ---**
What did you call me?!
**[05:44] ---**
I think you should leave this to me, sir!
**[05:46] ---**
As if you're responsible
enough to handle this!
**[05:48] ---**
Just leave it to me, sir!
**[05:51] ---**
Not happening...!
**[05:57] ---**
Gero...
**[05:59] ---**
T-Tactical retreat.
**[06:03] ---**
How's it looking, Giroro?
**[06:05] ---**
No good. This won't open, either.
**[06:07] ---**
L-Let's try the Japanese room, sir.
**[06:09] ---**
All right.
**[06:12] ---**
Gero!
**[06:14] ---**
Sarge?
**[06:18] ---**
W-Water...
**[06:21] ---**
Th-This way's no good. Another route.
**[06:24] ---**
We'll escape via the second floor.
**[06:29] ---**
Hut hut hut hut hut hut hut!
**[06:35] ---**
Darn these...
**[06:38] ---**
...Spectronians...
**[06:40] ---**
What do we do, Sis?!
**[06:48] ---**
Sis?
**[06:49] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[06:50] ---**
Here we go!
**[06:51] ---**
Let's goooooooo!
**[06:55] ---**
Okay. We'll escape out the window.
**[07:04] ---**
You intend to eat us no matter what we do?!
**[07:07] ---**
Come on, Mr. Spectronian...
**[07:10] ---**
I don't think I'll be very tasty, sir.
**[07:12] ---**
So be a gentleman and let me free?
**[07:15] ---**
Begging the enemy for your life?!
You call yourself a soldier?!
**[07:18] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[07:23] ---**
Sarge!
**[07:26] ---**
Hmph. Negotiations failed, huh.
**[07:28] ---**
Then... I will break through by force!
***SIGN*** Fwap
**[07:35] ---**
Giroro!
**[07:36] ---**
**[07:38] ---**
Come on, Giroro!
**[07:42] ---**
A little more...
**[07:42] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[07:43] ---**
Just a little more...!
**[07:47] ---**
If we can't get out through
your room, then maybe mine!
**[07:51] ---**
N-No way...
**[07:59] ---**
So you won't let us out here, either.
**[08:02] ---**
Oh... oh no...
**[08:05] ---**
Are we stuck here until we get eaten?
**[08:08] ---**
Don't say that. We're getting
out of here, no matter what!
**[08:12] ---**
But I'm so worn out already...
**[08:14] ---**
And I'm so hungry...
**[08:16] ---**
And so thirsty...
***SIGN*** Clatter
Clatter
**[08:19] ---**
What's that sound?
***SIGN*** Clatter
Clatter
**[08:20] ---**
It's coming from down below...
**[08:28] ---**
Those Spectronians...
**[08:30] ---**
Taunting us...
**[08:32] ---**
Interesting... Very well, then.
**[08:34] ---**
This is war!
**[08:38] ---**
Everyone, stay close!
**[08:43] ---**
Here we go.
**[08:44] ---**
Right.
**[08:49] ---**
What the?
**[08:50] ---**
What's going on?
**[08:58] ---**
What's all this about?
**[08:59] ---**
It's...
**[09:01] ---**
...a trap!
**[09:06] ---**
What is this nonsense?!
**[09:13] ---**
Y-You can't beat me!
**[09:19] ---**
Gero?!
**[09:20] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:24] ---**
I-It ate them...
**[09:32] ---**
Tch. Well, there goes my fun.
**[09:35] ---**
Don't worry about those two.
**[09:40] ---**
See, they've just passed out.
**[09:43] ---**
What is all this?
**[09:45] ---**
There are no Spectronians
haunting this house.
**[09:49] ---**
The cause is my improved
version of Nanora,
**[09:51] ---**
"Tsukumogamirakulu GP01."
**[09:54] ---**
Tsukumogamirakulu?
**[09:55] ---**
Yeah. They're nanotech machines
that can give souls to matter.
**[10:00] ---**
I just finished up the prototype,
**[10:02] ---**
so I took the liberty of testing it
on this house.
**[10:07] ---**
Hey! How many times have I told you not
to mess around with someone else's house?!
**[10:11] ---**
Giving souls to matter...
**[10:14] ---**
Wait, could that be why this
house's "heart" has awakened?
**[10:19] ---**
Its "heart"?
**[10:21] ---**
The food from before, the shower,
the toilet paper, all of it—
**[10:25] ---**
I think all of it was the house trying
to do something for our benefit.
**[10:30] ---**
Then... the reason it was trapping us here...
**[10:33] ---**
It probably just didn't want us to leave!
**[10:36] ---**
That's it, isn't it? I'm right, aren't I?
**[10:40] ---**
Tsukumogamirakulu GP01 has
completely ceased functioning.
**[10:45] ---**
Useless with such a short lifespan.
**[10:48] ---**
This one's going into storage...
**[10:50] ---**
Then...
**[10:51] ---**
This house is back to normal.
**[10:53] ---**
And houses don't have hearts.
**[10:57] ---**
Really?
***SIGN*** I'm looking forward to all our days together ♥
**[11:00] ---**
Can we really be so sure?
**[11:04] ---**
I don't know whether
houses have souls or not,
**[11:07] ---**
but why not show yours some
thanks this New Year's,
**[11:10] ---**
by giving it an early
and thorough cleaning?
**[11:20] ---**
The script.
**[11:21] ---**
Absolutely indispensible to
any movie, drama, or anime,
**[11:25] ---**
one could call it the blueprint.
***SIGN*** Team Project K
**[11:28] ---**
And here, we can find one alien with
glittering ambitions kept close to his chest...
**[11:34] ---**
A new hero program?
**[11:36] ---**
Yes! It is a request from an Iventerian, sir!
**[11:40] ---**
To plan and produce a new program to
succeed *Jabariser,* with universal appeal!
**[11:46] ---**
And? Why are we here?
**[11:50] ---**
What do you mean, "why"?
**[11:52] ---**
You're all going to be on the show, sirs!
**[11:54] ---**
If it's a hit, I'll be rolling in royalties!
**[11:56] ---**
A life of comfort, ma'am!
**[11:59] ---**
And you gathered us all here for this?
**[12:02] ---**
Gero...
**[12:04] ---**
I'm not helping you out
with your part-time jobs!
**[12:07] ---**
Let's go, Koyuki-chan!
**[12:08] ---**
Ah, coming!
**[12:09] ---**
I'm out, too!
**[12:11] ---**
Because it has no relation
to our invasion of Pekopon!
**[12:13] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, I am sorry!
**[12:16] ---**
Or, like, battling alone?
**[12:19] ---**
Every last one of you is a useless
good-for-nothing, sir!
**[12:22] ---**
But I won't give up so easily, sir!
**[12:30] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog,
what do you think you're p—
**[12:37] ---**
Stupid frog, what are you doing to me?!
**[12:40] ---**
Gaining your participation, of course.
**[12:43] ---**
In my superhero program! Gero gerori!
**[12:50] ---**
Keroro Becomes a Superhero, Sir!
***SIGN*** Invading Sentai: Kero Rangers
**[13:03] ---**
Kero Red!
**[13:05] ---**
Tama Black!
**[13:07] ---**
Giro Blue!
**[13:10] ---**
Kulu Yellow.
**[13:12] ---**
Doro Pink!
**[13:14] ---**
The five of us are...
**[13:18] ---**
...the Kero Rangers!
**[13:21] ---**
Gero?
**[13:22] ---**
And so what is this supposed to be?
**[13:25] ---**
Why, thank you for asking, Giro Blue!
**[13:28] ---**
And more importantly, where are we?
***SIGN*** Pink?
**[13:30] ---**
P-Pink?
**[13:32] ---**
This world is a visualization of the
stage of my new program as I imagined it!
**[13:36] ---**
And your conciousness has
been imported into this world
**[13:40] ---**
using the Script Materialization Machine
I borrowed from the Iventerian, sir!
**[13:44] ---**
Script Materialization Machine?!
**[13:46] ---**
Indeed! Then, without further delay...
**[13:49] ---**
Scene 6, quayside. Dark clouds spread,
**[13:52] ---**
and the Pekopon Fortress emerges,
accompanied by earthquakes.
**[13:59] ---**
What?!
**[14:04] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[14:05] ---**
Oh, a classic design!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Fortress
**[14:12] ---**
The Pekopon Fortress emerges!
**[14:14] ---**
What did you do, Keroro?!
**[14:17] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Invading Sentai: Kero Rangers
**[14:18] ---**
In this world, the script written
in this script book materializes,
**[14:22] ---**
and so the footage is produced.
**[14:24] ---**
You will be the cast, men!
**[14:26] ---**
The cast?!
**[14:28] ---**
You will say your lines exactly as
written in the script, and act them out.
**[14:31] ---**
You are, as it were, my puppets!
**[14:34] ---**
So that is why my body
did that just now...
**[14:37] ---**
Quite an interesting mechanism
you have there...
**[14:40] ---**
Incidentally, as for me...
**[14:42] ---**
...supporting the Kero Rangers,
**[14:44] ---**
I'm the android Andro Mois!
**[14:47] ---**
Or, like, manmade human?
**[14:48] ---**
Ohh, Lady Mois!
**[14:50] ---**
You're the perfect tokusatsu heroine!
**[14:52] ---**
Perfect for the part!
**[14:53] ---**
Thank you very much, Uncle!
**[14:56] ---**
Nnn! Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
**[14:58] ---**
And of course! We can't
forget about the bad guy!
**[15:01] ---**
Scene 7, Pekopon Fortress.
Three figures show themselves...
**[15:05] ---**
They are...
**[15:09] ---**
Emperor of the Pekoponian Empire,
Professor Fuyuking!
**[15:13] ---**
The Vampire Queen, Dark Summer!
**[15:17] ---**
Panther Kunoichi, Koyukiller!
**[15:21] ---**
Why are we the bad guys?!
**[15:24] ---**
This is stupid.
**[15:25] ---**
I'm having no part in this.
**[15:27] ---**
That may not be as easy as you hope, my dear!
**[15:31] ---**
Wh-Wh-What?!
**[15:33] ---**
Foolish Kero Rangers! You shall serve us!
**[15:37] ---**
Um... Sis?
**[15:40] ---**
M-My mouth is just...
saying the lines on its own...
**[15:43] ---**
Gero gero.
**[15:45] ---**
I told you, ma'am.
**[15:46] ---**
No one can stray off my script!
**[15:49] ---**
Stop it, Sarge!
**[15:51] ---**
Aren't we frie—
**[15:52] ---**
Prepare yourselves, Kero Rangers!
**[15:55] ---**
Today we shall settle this once and for all!
**[15:58] ---**
Bring it on!
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, it's going really well!
What a great mood!
**[16:03] ---**
Now, scene 36.
The final battle at the quarry!
**[16:10] ---**
Really? Final battle already?
**[16:13] ---**
Isn't this the first episode
of the Kero Rangers?
**[16:16] ---**
You keep your mouth shut! I want climax
after climax right from the start!
**[16:19] ---**
That's what's gonna make the
Kero Rangers so popular!
**[16:23] ---**
Do your best, Uncle!
**[16:25] ---**
I'll be supporting you all
from back here at HQ!
**[16:29] ---**
Or, like, useless cheering?
**[16:31] ---**
Mghh... I can't believe I'm going to be
forced into fighting Natsumi again like this!
**[16:35] ---**
Ugh, how did I get myself into this...
**[16:38] ---**
Send them to the depths of hell!
**[16:40] ---**
Leave it to me, big brother!
**[16:42] ---**
Wait, I'm the younger sister in this?!
**[16:48] ---**
Fire ze missiles!
**[16:53] ---**
Great! Exactly according to the script!
**[16:56] ---**
Kero Rangers, go!
**[16:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:59] ---**
Kero Red weaves through the missiles
raining down with his nimble movements!
**[17:03] ---**
But Tama Black fails to completely
dodge one of the missiles,
**[17:07] ---**
and unluckily gets caught
in the explosion!
**[17:09] ---**
Tama!
**[17:09] ---**
Tama Black! Don't die...
**[17:11] ---**
You can't die!
**[17:13] ---**
But his wish is in vain, as Tama Black
quietly draws his last brea—
**[17:18] ---**
What do you call this development?!
**[17:21] ---**
I told you, it's climax after climax...
**[17:24] ---**
When a good guy suddenly dies, that's gonna
get you excited, whether you like it or not!
**[17:28] ---**
I canot accept this silly thing!
**[17:31] ---**
At first glance, it appeared that Tama Black
**[17:33] ---**
failed to dodge the missile
and got caught in the explosion,
**[17:35] ---**
but by some miracle,
he escaped with his life!
**[17:39] ---**
It is okay! I am perfectly fine!
**[17:42] ---**
Ehee! Okay, bye bye slowpoke!
**[17:44] ---**
Good grief. Now you see why.
**[17:46] ---**
This is why I don't like
working with amateurs.
**[17:48] ---**
It's so contrived to have
them be alive, after all!
**[17:51] ---**
Well, who cares? There'll be another
great moment in a minute, anyway.
**[17:58] ---**
What's taking you all so long?!
Hurry up and deal with them!!
**[18:01] ---**
Fuyuking Final Winter Beam!
**[18:05] ---**
Avoiding the beams by
the skin of their teeth,
**[18:07] ---**
red, black, pink, yellow—
**[18:09] ---**
but Giro Blue takes a direct hit from
the beams, and is charred black!
**[18:13] ---**
Giro Blue! Don't die! Don't d—
**[18:16] ---**
You're not killing me off!
**[18:19] ---**
Everyone thought he had been
charred black,
**[18:21] ---**
but he had protected his body
with a defensive barrier!
**[18:23] ---**
You rank amateur!
**[18:25] ---**
I reject your wacko script!
**[18:28] ---**
Yours was way more wacko
than mine was, dumbo!
**[18:31] ---**
Then I'll show you an
even more amazing twist!
**[18:34] ---**
Koyukiller vs. Doro Pink!
**[18:36] ---**
Showdown of fated rivals!
**[18:39] ---**
Today, we will settle this once and for all!
**[18:41] ---**
I accept your challenge!
**[18:55] ---**
Doro Pink, I won't let you die...
**[18:58] ---**
Koyukiller, I will be your opponent!
**[19:00] ---**
Hup!
**[19:00] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[19:01] ---**
Triple Kick!
**[19:04] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[19:05] ---**
Take this!
**[19:07] ---**
Gero?
**[19:08] ---**
Dororo!
**[19:09] ---**
What do you think you're doing, Dororo?!
**[19:10] ---**
Fiction it may be, but I cannot bear
to fight with Koyuki-dono any more!
**[19:16] ---**
Dororo...
**[19:17] ---**
What.
**[19:18] ---**
Why aren't you acting
according to my script?!
**[19:20] ---**
Okay, then... Tama Black attacks Doro Pink,
who had suddenly betrayed the Rangers...
**[19:27] ---**
Huh?
**[19:28] ---**
You are just going to take the
good part anyway, Mr. Sergeant.
**[19:31] ---**
It is boring, so I am not
going to do this anymore.
**[19:34] ---**
I've had more than enough
of being a foil.
**[19:37] ---**
I didn't even have any
time in the spotlight.
**[19:40] ---**
So what... You're all just going
to betray the Kero Rangers?
**[19:45] ---**
In that case...
**[19:46] ---**
Betrayed by all his comrades,
Kero Red was alone and unaided.
**[19:49] ---**
But little did they know that
he had a secret weapon!
**[19:52] ---**
Come on! Kero Ranger Robo!
**[19:57] ---**
Take Out!
**[20:01] ---**
You traitors who sold your souls
to the Pekoponian Empire!
**[20:04] ---**
Kero Red will mete out your punishment!
**[20:07] ---**
This guy is unbelievable!
**[20:09] ---**
Using a robot is cheating!
**[20:10] ---**
Talk to the hand!
**[20:12] ---**
Deathblow! Invasion Sword!
**[20:16] ---**
Please Smile Method!
**[20:19] ---**
Invader Drop!
**[20:21] ---**
Sarge!
**[20:22] ---**
Stop this already!
**[20:28] ---**
It's gonna blow!
**[20:30] ---**
Wait, why, why... Whyyyy?!
**[20:35] ---**
It's finally over...
**[20:37] ---**
Not yet...
**[20:39] ---**
It's not over yet, sir...
**[20:41] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?!
**[20:42] ---**
You were still alive?!
**[20:44] ---**
If I die here, the show can't go on!
**[20:48] ---**
Kero Ranger King, who bestowed on us the
power of justice two millenia ago...
**[20:53] ---**
Traverse 30,000 years of time,
and give me your power now!
**[20:58] ---**
...Huh?
**[20:58] ---**
Umm, so, you met him two millenia ago, and
he's traversing 30,000 years of time...
**[21:03] ---**
It doesn't add up.
**[21:05] ---**
The plot's completely broken.
**[21:07] ---**
The Materialization Machine won't
be able to process all this.
**[21:11] ---**
Moaning and moaning about my scripts...
**[21:14] ---**
This is all your fault!
**[21:16] ---**
I'll send you all to hell together!
***SIGN*** Hero of Justice
**[21:19] ---**
No longer a hero!
**[21:22] ---**
He's totally the bad guy...
**[21:24] ---**
With quite the obsession...
**[21:27] ---**
Come forth... Mega-monstrous Nyororo!
**[21:32] ---**
Ahhh, it's not working!
**[21:33] ---**
Come out! Come out already!
**[21:37] ---**
Out! Out! Out! Out!
**[21:41] ---**
Ahhh! It really came out!
**[21:52] ---**
Are we back to normal?
**[21:55] ---**
Our leader pushed it too far.
**[21:58] ---**
The machine's scrap now.
**[22:00] ---**
Sarge!
**[22:01] ---**
Nyororo-chan...
**[22:01] ---**
Come on, wake up, Sarge!
**[22:02] ---**
Don't come any closer...
**[22:03] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[22:05] ---**
It seems he is still lost in
the world of his imagination...
**[22:08] ---**
I could just repair the machine, but...
**[22:08] ---**
Don't... Don't come...
**[22:10] ---**
I think I'll wait until the
Iventerian comes to collect it.
**[22:10] ---**
Go away! Gero... It's going to suck me up!
**[22:14] ---**
I'm gonna dry out!
**[22:15] ---**
Well, life doesn't always go according to
the script, I suppose... good work, men!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
It's Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday, Natsumi-chan
**[23:54] ---**
December 9th in the cycle of Pekopon.
I'm sure you all know what that is?
**[23:58] ---**
Yes, it's my birthday—
**[24:00] ---**
What? You didn't even know?
***SIGN*** Dororon!
**[24:02] ---**
No way! Remember stuff like that! Seriously!
**[24:05] ---**
And so, next episode will be...
**[24:07] ---**
"Keroro: Celebrate! Happy Birthday, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Mois in Wonderland, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
What?! It's not one big episode?!
**[24:17] ---**
G-Ge-Gero...
# E87 - Keroro: Celebrate! Happy Birthday, Sir! / Mois in Wonderland, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW80G/keroro-celebrate-happy-birthday-sir--mois-in-wonderland-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:32] [SONG] ---**
Good good day.
***SIGN*** Happy birthday,
Natsumi-chan
**[01:34] [SONG] ---**
Special... birthday.
**[01:40] [SONG] ---**
On this special day, let's have fun.
**[01:42] ---**
Thanks, everyone!
**[01:44] ---**
Happy birthday, Lady Natsumi!
**[01:46] ---**
Thanks!
**[01:47] [SONG] ---**
Like the first time my jokes
made everyone laugh in class.
**[01:48] ---**
December 2nd is Natsumi-chan's birthday.
**[01:50] ---**
They held a party at home
with everyone together.
***SIGN*** Special 966
(Kululu)
**[01:55] ---**
Oh, what a happy occasion!
**[01:56] [SONG] ---**
Best wishes! Happy birthday!
**[01:58] ---**
Truly happy, yes, sir!
**[02:00] ---**
Happy, happy!
**[02:07] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[02:08] ---**
In one week, on December 9th,
it will be my birthday, sir.
***SIGN*** December 9th
**[02:15] ---**
In order to have this most special of days
celebrated grandly by everyone,
**[02:19] ---**
I will now begin a top-secret mission!
**[02:22] ---**
The password is...
**[02:24] ---**
One... two... nine!
**[02:30] ---**
Keroro: Celebrate! Happy Birthday, Sir!
**[02:39] ---**
Sis, got a moment?
**[02:40] ---**
Hm? What's up?
**[02:42] ---**
Come look at this!
**[02:43] ---**
Wow... What's this?!
**[02:54] ---**
One, two, nine!
**[02:56] ---**
One, two, nine, nine!
**[02:59] ---**
Oh, my, how fun it is to do the cleaning!
**[03:02] ---**
Hey, buster, what do you think you're up to?
**[03:04] ---**
Oh, why, nothing really!
**[03:05] ---**
Just my normal cleaning,
as you can see, ma'am!
**[03:09] ---**
What?
**[03:09] ---**
I am, after all, a member
of the Hinata family!
**[03:12] ---**
Keeping the precious house
where the family lives clean
**[03:15] ---**
is only the natural thing to do!
**[03:17] ---**
Here we go!
**[03:18] ---**
One, two, nine, nine! One, two, nine, nine!
**[03:24] ---**
He's late!
**[03:26] ---**
Our invasion meetings are crucial!
**[03:28] ---**
What in blazes does he think he's doing?!
**[03:30] ---**
Hi, guys! Sorry I'm late!
**[03:33] ---**
Woo, sweeties!
**[03:35] ---**
What the heck have you been doing?!
**[03:37] ---**
Well, sometimes when a debate heats up,
you get hungry and thirsty, right?!
***SIGN*** Tea
**[03:42] ---**
So I went and bought some snacks!
**[03:44] ---**
What?!
**[03:45] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you are the best!
**[03:47] ---**
Oh, right! It's December already. It'd be better
to have some hot drinks too, sir!
**[03:53] ---**
If one has cold drinks all the time,
**[03:55] ---**
*one* feels *two* chilled in the stomach,
so I will go the whole *nine* yards, sir!
**[03:59] ---**
I'll just go brew some tea.
**[04:02] ---**
One, two, nine!
**[04:04] ---**
One, two, nine!
**[04:06] ---**
One, two, nine!
**[04:07] ---**
What in the world was that?
**[04:09] ---**
It was quite unsettling, I would say...
**[04:11] ---**
Or, like, lavish party?
**[04:13] ---**
Woo!
**[04:15] ---**
Hm? What's this?
***SIGN*** Latest Gundam Models Catalog
1/100 RICK-DIAS (I want this!)
1/100 HIZACK (Nice to have, I guess?)
1/100 100SHIKI (I have this...)
1/100 ASSHIMAR (This one's not bad)
1/100 MARASAI (This is okay, too)
**[04:18] ---**
*Latest Gundam Models Catalog?*
**[04:26] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[04:27] ---**
I guess that's about right
for the strategy's first day!
**[04:31] ---**
I will keep on leaving a
positive impression like this,
**[04:34] ---**
while subtly slipping in "one, two, nine!"
**[04:43] ---**
By the bye, Master Fuyuki?
***SIGN*** WcDonalds Triple Fries Special!!
**[04:45] ---**
What date will it be this coming Friday?
***SIGN*** Inner-Tokyo Watch: Matsutake Epidemic Total Expenditure ¥350,000,000
**[04:49] ---**
Uhh... the 9th, I think?
**[04:53] ---**
Oh! December 9th!
**[04:55] ---**
Why are you asking?
**[04:56] ---**
Oh, no reason!
**[04:58] ---**
The days sure do pass by quickly!
**[05:01] ---**
It feels like it was New Year's
only yesterday!
**[05:03] ---**
And yet, before you know it,
December 9th!
**[05:05] ---**
I see, I see!
**[05:07] ---**
One, two, nine! One, two, nine!
**[05:11] ---**
One, two, nine! One, two, nine!
**[05:13] ---**
One, two, nine!
**[05:13] ---**
Sarge, you dropped something!
**[05:16] ---**
One, two, nine!
***SIGN*** Even a Monkey Can Do It! (Easy) Home Party Special
**[05:18] ---**
Home party special?
**[05:25] ---**
One, two, one, two...
**[05:30] ---**
One, two, one, two...
**[05:33] ---**
One, two, nine! One, two, nine!
**[05:38] ---**
One, two, nine!
**[05:40] ---**
Mr. Sergeant?
**[05:41] ---**
One, two, nine! One, two, nine!
**[05:45] ---**
Hmm? What's this?
**[05:47] ---**
One... two... nine!
**[05:51] ---**
What?!
**[05:54] ---**
Hmm? What's this...?
**[05:57] ---**
Try pressing them, is that it?
***SIGN*** Time until December 9th: 75 h 12 m 33 s, sir.
**[06:02] ---**
Time until one-two-nine:
75 hours, 12 minutes, 33 seconds, sir!
**[06:09] ---**
And so, in this way, Sergeant Keroro's great
birthday strategy proceeded at pace...
**[06:15] ---**
Gerori!
**[06:18] ---**
Good morning, everyone!
**[06:23] ---**
Gero?
**[06:23] ---**
Um, I... I have to go...
**[06:25] ---**
Or, like, hasty retreat?!
**[06:27] ---**
Lady Mois?
**[06:28] ---**
Hey, Giroro! How you doing lately?
**[06:30] ---**
Ohh, I'm so busy, so busy!
**[06:33] ---**
Tamama?
**[06:36] ---**
Ahh... ahh... I... I must also
take my leave! My apologies!
***SIGN*** Dororon!
**[06:42] ---**
Gero?
**[06:46] ---**
Gero!
**[06:47] ---**
Oh, it's happening, it's happening!
**[06:49] ---**
This is what always happens in manga
and so on on someone's birthday!
**[06:54] ---**
They act all cold until the very day itself,
as if they are completely ignorant...
**[06:55] ---**
Gero...
**[07:02] ---**
G-Gero?!
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday Keroro!
**[07:03] ---**
Happy birthday!
**[07:05] ---**
I'm sorry, Uncle! We were keeping
it a secret to surprise you!
**[07:09] ---**
Or, like, covert actions?
**[07:11] ---**
Happy birthday, stupid frog.
**[07:13] ---**
Happy birthday!
**[07:14] ---**
Oh, guys, you're so mean!
**[07:17] ---**
Seen it a million times!
**[07:18] ---**
Oh, they're all so adorable...
**[07:22] ---**
The correct thing to do here is to go along
with them and pretend I haven't noticed, sir.
**[07:26] ---**
Kero kero kero hmhm hmhmhm...
***SIGN*** December 9th
**[07:46] ---**
And the day finally arrives...
**[07:53] ---**
See you later!
**[07:54] ---**
See you later, sirs!
**[07:59] ---**
We're home!
**[08:00] ---**
Welcome back, sirs!
**[08:02] ---**
Kero kero kero hmhm hmhmhm...
**[08:11] ---**
Ge... gero...
**[08:15] ---**
Thanks, that was great!
**[08:21] ---**
Umm, Lady Natsumi?
**[08:23] ---**
I was just thinking...
it's getting kinda late...
**[08:26] ---**
Like...
**[08:28] ---**
Gero?!
**[08:29] ---**
Ah, Master Fuyuki!
***SIGN*** All About
the Power of
Formalin
**[08:31] ---**
You know what day it is today, right, sir?
**[08:34] ---**
Huh? Today?
**[08:35] ---**
Hmm... I don't think there's
anything special...
**[08:38] ---**
Gero!
**[08:42] ---**
Guys!
**[08:44] ---**
No one's... here...?!
**[08:47] ---**
No one?!
**[08:49] ---**
No one?!
**[08:50] ---**
Guys! Where are you?!
**[08:53] ---**
Where? Here?
**[08:55] ---**
Here?
**[08:57] ---**
Here?
**[08:59] ---**
Guys... are you here...?
**[09:05] ---**
Ah, I know!
**[09:06] ---**
They must all be busy out buying presents!
**[09:10] ---**
The least I can do is get the area
set up for the party!
***SIGN*** Master Fuyuki Lady Natsumi Lady Momoka Lady Mois Lady Koyuki Me Tamama Giroro Kululu Dororo
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday, Sergeant Keroro!
***SIGN*** Me
**[09:34] ---**
Guys... today's going to be
over really soon...
**[09:38] ---**
December 9th is going to be over...
***SIGN*** Happy Birthday, Sergeant Keroro!
**[10:17] ---**
I'll become a delinquent!
**[10:20] ---**
Grr, grr! Honk honk honk honk!
**[10:23] ---**
Screw this world, man!
You can't trust no one!
**[10:26] ---**
Adults are dirty, every one of 'em!
**[10:28] ---**
Aw, man! I feel like taking over
this miserable planet!
**[10:32] ---**
Uh, isn't that what you came here for?
**[10:34] ---**
That obvious retort aside, Sergeant Keroro's
reckless rampage
**[10:37] ---**
continued for almost a full 24 hours!
**[10:46] ---**
Welcome!
**[10:47] ---**
I know we're a little early, but what the hey!
**[10:49] ---**
I hope you don't mind!
**[10:51] ---**
Who said you could have fun after
trampling all over my birthday?!
**[10:55] ---**
Grrrr! I feel like charging in and
smashing everything to pieces!
**[11:00] ---**
Outta gas?
**[11:02] ---**
Gero!
**[11:12] ---**
Uwa, mouth's full of sweet stuff!
**[11:14] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Keroro-kun, happy birthday
**[11:17] ---**
Hey, stupid frog!
What on Earth are you doing?
**[11:19] ---**
Gero? This is...
**[11:21] ---**
We got that especially for
your birthday, so don't ruin it!
**[11:24] ---**
Huh? But my birthday was yesterdeerrk!
**[11:28] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:29] ---**
Uncle!
**[11:31] ---**
Huh? But how?
**[11:34] ---**
Oh... Wait...
***SIGN*** December 9th
**[11:43] ---**
Gero...
**[11:48] ---**
Ah. Looks like I, uh, ripped two off at once.
**[11:52] ---**
So... Today's the real December 9th, then.
**[11:55] ---**
Heh heh!
**[11:56] ---**
Don't "heh heh" me.
**[12:03] ---**
Though he had destroyed
his custom-ordered cake,
**[12:05] ---**
Sergeant Keroro got his birthday
celebrated by everyone in the end.
**[12:08] ---**
All's well that ends well, I suppose!
**[12:12] ---**
Don't you think?
**[12:13] ---**
Ge-Gero!
**[12:22] ---**
A new menace was sweeping
across the universe.
**[12:26] ---**
But Earth was still ignorant of this fact.
***SIGN*** Guilty
**[12:30] ---**
Guilty.
**[12:37] ---**
Moving on to the next planet...
**[12:40] ---**
Planet Pekopon, I believe.
**[12:44] ---**
These are higher-dimensional intelligent
lifeforms called Jurians.
**[12:47] ---**
Also known as the judges of space,
**[12:50] ---**
their existence is founded upon seeking out
sinful planets and eliminating them.
**[12:54] ---**
They are extremely terrifying aliens.
**[12:56] ---**
Now, then. What is our verdict on Pekopon:
guilty, or not guilty?
**[13:01] ---**
I hardly think this merits discussion.
**[13:03] ---**
I agree.
**[13:05] ---**
No, let's not be so hasty.
**[13:07] ---**
What's the matter, Henry?
**[13:08] ---**
Is there something that doesn't
sit right with you?
**[13:10] ---**
I would like you all to take a look at this.
**[13:19] ---**
Lovey-dovey with Uncle,
lovey-dovey with Uncle...
**[13:23] ---**
And what is so interesting about this girl?
**[13:25] ---**
Snap!
**[13:29] ---**
Sh-She's...!
**[13:31] ---**
A girl of the Angol tribe,
the planetary executioners.
**[13:34] ---**
I also hear that residing on Pekopon
**[13:36] ---**
is the Keron Army,
known for its valiance.
**[13:40] ---**
What? That is incredible.
And they are still unscathed...
**[13:44] ---**
I see. So you say, then, that there
is something about Pekopon.
**[13:49] ---**
As long as the possibility remains
that they may be innocent,
**[13:51] ---**
it is our duty to investigate!
**[13:53] ---**
Snap!
**[13:57] ---**
Mois: Mois in Wonderland, Sir!
**[14:05] ---**
No one saw that, right...?
**[14:12] ---**
No one's here...
**[14:15] ---**
Or, like, people missing?
**[14:20] ---**
Ohhh, you're so cute!
**[14:23] ---**
Are you lost?
**[14:27] ---**
Wait!
**[14:29] ---**
Please wait!
**[14:32] ---**
Please give it back!
**[14:49] ---**
Huh? What?
**[14:56] ---**
This is... should I say, another Pekopon,
created by her own heart.
**[15:01] ---**
I see. Then we can look through the eyes
of the Angol tribe, planetary executioners,
**[15:05] ---**
and determine whether or not Pekopon
is a cancer on the universe.
**[15:16] ---**
Where in the world is this place?
**[15:18] ---**
Meeeeh!
**[15:19] ---**
Yummeeeh!
**[15:22] ---**
Huh? This goat...
**[15:24] ---**
Somehow, it looks a lot like Fuyuki-san.
**[15:26] ---**
Hey!
**[15:27] ---**
Don't just laze around here.
Get some exercise.
**[15:31] ---**
Natsumi-san!
Why are you dressed like that?
**[15:35] ---**
Hm? I'm just a humble goatherd.
**[15:39] ---**
So this is her image of Pekoponians?
**[15:41] ---**
In appearance, they seem exceedingly
harmless to all species.
**[15:44] ---**
This is only their public face.
**[15:47] ---**
I am sure we will soon see their inner faces.
**[15:53] ---**
Here.
**[15:55] ---**
A letter for you from the Princess of Peaches.
**[15:57] ---**
Act grateful.
**[16:02] ---**
Don't do that!
**[16:03] ---**
Read it first before you eat it!
**[16:05] ---**
Umm, did you happen to see a black
rabbit around here anywhere?
**[16:09] ---**
That prankster?
**[16:11] ---**
Don't ask me... I've no idea
where he could be loitering...
**[16:14] ---**
The Mad Hatter
might know something, meeeh.
**[16:17] ---**
Mad Hatter?
**[16:20] ---**
He's late! What is he up to?!
**[16:25] ---**
Get mad, get mad!
**[16:26] ---**
Umm, excuse me!
**[16:28] ---**
Have either of you seen a black rabbit
anywhere around here?
**[16:32] ---**
Black rabbit?!
**[16:34] ---**
We're waiting for that nuisance right now!
**[16:37] ---**
We are holding his party for him,
**[16:40] ---**
and yet he shows no sign of turning up!
**[16:42] ---**
I know where he is, meow!
**[16:45] ---**
He's in the Princess of Peaches's castle
right now, meow!
**[16:48] ---**
Please tell me! Where can I find
this Princess of Peaches's castle?
**[16:52] ---**
Hmmm. I won't say, meow!
**[16:56] ---**
Huh? Why is that?
**[16:58] ---**
'Cause... I don't like that face of yours!
**[17:01] ---**
Awww, but...
**[17:02] ---**
I'll tell you where the castle is.
**[17:05] ---**
Really?
**[17:06] ---**
In exchange, you tell him from me.
**[17:08] ---**
That if he doesn't come to his birthday party...
he'll wish he'd never been born!
**[17:12] ---**
Ah... Okay!
**[17:22] ---**
What a marvellous castle this is!
**[17:25] ---**
Or, like, gorgeous splendor?
**[17:26] ---**
Come now, milady Princess of Peaches.
**[17:35] ---**
Nice shot!
**[17:37] ---**
Golf is terribly difficult!
**[17:39] ---**
You! Hold it! How did you get in here?
**[17:41] ---**
Do not approach Her Royal Highness!
**[17:43] ---**
Now, now! I will not allow violence
against frail young girls!
**[17:47] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[17:48] ---**
Umm, Momoka-sam—
**[17:50] ---**
Excuse me, Princess of Peaches-sama,
**[17:52] ---**
you see, I am looking for
a certain black rabbit...
**[17:55] ---**
A black rabbit?
**[17:57] ---**
Yes! I heard that he is in your castle.
**[18:00] ---**
He's a black rabbit with a white paper bag.
**[18:04] ---**
A white paper bag...
**[18:05] ---**
I know of a white goat, but I'm afraid...
**[18:09] ---**
Could that be the goat to whom
Your Royal Highness sent a letter?
**[18:14] ---**
You two have met?
**[18:16] ---**
Yes!
**[18:16] ---**
I don't suppose you have come
with a reply to that letter?!
**[18:20] ---**
I'm terribly sorry... I must
apologize for that white goat...
**[18:23] ---**
He ate it without reading it...
**[18:25] ---**
Ate it without reading it?!
**[18:28] ---**
How could he?!
**[18:29] ---**
Ohh, milady Princess of Peaches!
**[18:32] ---**
Ohh, dear me, how unbecoming of me...
**[18:36] ---**
Milady Princess of Peaches! I caught a
black rabbit in the back garden!
**[18:40] ---**
I believe this should be the white bag
for which you were searching?
**[18:44] ---**
Ohh, thank you so much!
**[18:46] ---**
Or, like, extra grateful?
**[18:53] ---**
Kero, hop?
**[18:54] ---**
Uncle? It's you, Uncle!
**[18:57] ---**
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was you!
**[19:01] ---**
This is the Gundam model you asked for!
**[19:03] ---**
Here you are!
**[19:04] ---**
Gero?
**[19:05] ---**
Gerori!
**[19:07] ---**
It looks like everyone is happy.
**[19:10] ---**
Yes! Or, like, happy ending?
**[19:12] ---**
Gerori...!
**[19:14] ---**
Gero?!
**[19:19] ---**
How d'you like that?! That's for skipping out
on your party! Learned your lesson?!
**[19:23] ---**
Gero...
**[19:26] ---**
G-Gero...!
**[19:32] ---**
Uncle...?
**[19:36] ---**
Geroooo...
**[19:40] ---**
This way, Your Royal Highness!
**[19:45] ---**
U-Uncle!
**[19:48] ---**
Geroooo!
**[19:51] ---**
Giro!
**[19:51] ---**
Yup, Kulu.
**[19:54] ---**
Uncle! Calm your anger, Uncle!
**[19:58] ---**
Gero...
**[20:01] ---**
U-Uncle...
**[20:03] ---**
You jerk!
**[20:04] ---**
Don't go making a frickin' mess
out of other people's gardens!
**[20:06] ---**
Gero...
**[20:08] ---**
See this! Finally, they are at war!
**[20:11] ---**
The true nature of the Pekoponians
has shown itself.
**[20:14] ---**
A guilty verdict is now inevitable.
**[20:17] ---**
Meeeeeh!
**[20:20] ---**
Oh, it's you, little white goat!
**[20:22] ---**
Friends! Friends!
**[20:25] ---**
You meeehsn't argue!
**[20:30] ---**
Okay.
**[20:31] ---**
Hey! Black rabbit!
**[20:33] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you
to stop pulling pranks on people?!
**[20:39] ---**
Gero...!
**[20:49] ---**
G-Gero?
**[20:51] ---**
Meeeh! Friends!
**[20:54] ---**
Gero? Friends!
**[21:03] ---**
Or, like...
**[21:05] ---**
...happy friendship?
**[21:07] ---**
Jealousy! Jealousy!
**[21:16] ---**
What do you think?
**[21:17] ---**
In her world,
**[21:19] ---**
the power balance between beings of different
planets is maintained in delicate harmony.
**[21:23] ---**
Don't you think this one is
a truly interesting case?
**[21:26] ---**
Hmm. Looking at this alone,
**[21:29] ---**
it is hard to consider that the
present Pekopon poses any danger.
**[21:32] ---**
Though it may not be a final decision,
**[21:35] ---**
it doesn't seem as though there is any
particular reason to destroy this planet.
***SIGN*** On Hold
**[21:41] ---**
We will revisit this Pekopon
in 262,800 space-hours.
**[21:47] ---**
We shall see what Pekopon is like then.
**[21:50] ---**
It all depends on them.
**[21:55] ---**
I don't get what all that was about,
**[21:58] ---**
but Earth's crisis was avoided
for the time being.
**[22:05] ---**
Huh...?
**[22:07] ---**
Was I dreaming or something?
**[22:09] ---**
Or, like, thinking wandered?
**[22:12] ---**
Ah, oh no! I have to deliver
this Gundam model to Uncle!
**[22:16] ---**
Or, like, all for the best?
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[23:55] ---**
What? I'm the star next time?
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[23:57] ---**
Oh, I can't do such a big role, he says while
advertising himself in the preview narration!
**[24:02] ---**
That is who I am!
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that. Next episode,
**[24:06] ---**
when it comes to petty people,
it's the more the scarier!
**[24:08] ---**
"Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll
Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
One massive episode! How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E88 - Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P31E/dasonumaso-pekopon-is-mine-but-ill-comb-straight-out-i-dont-even-want-it-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
Winter is a little romantic, isn't it?
**[01:34] ---**
From time to time, the sky
gives you a wonderful present.
**[01:39] ---**
So gym period today was just amazing!
**[01:42] ---**
You should've seen Koyuki-chan, she—
**[01:45] ---**
Snow?
**[01:51] ---**
Huh? What's this?
***SIGN*** Myaowwso Concert Dasonu☆Maso
**[01:57] ---**
Concert... Dasonu☆Maso...?
**[02:00] ---**
That bunch never learns...
**[02:02] ---**
Why do they make this stuff?!
***SIGN*** Rip
**[02:04] ---**
Ahhh, Sis! Don't rip it, or—
**[02:12] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
**[02:17] [SONG] ---**
I've said it enough, but he's
Dasonu☆Maso! Dancing in my soul!
**[02:22] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[02:23] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[02:26] ---**
He's here...
**[02:31] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso: Pekopon is Mine! But I'll
Comb Straight Out, I Don't Even Want It, Sir!
**[02:37] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[02:40] ---**
Woww! Dasonu Maso, you're so cool!
**[02:43] ---**
Yo! Best in the universe!
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah, yeah!
**[02:46] ---**
Hmm, so, do you all remember?
**[02:47] ---**
To explain for those
who haven't seen him yet...
**[02:50] ---**
He hoped people would mistake him for the
famous Dance☆Man and buy his tickets.
**[02:55] ---**
He is a hairly strange alien
called Dasonu Maso.
***SIGN*** ("Dasonu Maso" looks very much like "Dance Man")
**[02:59] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[03:00] ---**
I'm just a clumsy, ham-handed man.
**[03:02] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[03:03] ---**
...he says while his hobby
is making bottle ships!
***SIGN*** Bottle Ship
**[03:07] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[03:11] ---**
What the...?!
**[03:11] ---**
Not wasting any time, is he?!
**[03:15] ---**
Wooow...
**[03:15] ---**
Hmph. Ridiculous.
**[03:17] ---**
Or, like, thunderous applause?
**[03:20] ---**
Hey, you stupid frog!
**[03:21] ---**
Sarge...
**[03:22] ---**
Oh, come on, what's wrong with you two?
**[03:25] ---**
You sure are noisy, ma'am.
**[03:27] ---**
Don't you realize Dasonu Maso is in
the middle of a concert right now?
**[03:31] ---**
You bunch of idiots called him again,
not learning from the last time, didn't you?
**[03:35] ---**
N-No we did not, ma'am!
**[03:37] ---**
Dasonu Maso came here of his own accord
to boost our platoon morale, ma'am!
**[03:42] ---**
Didn't you, Dasonu Maso?
**[03:44] ---**
I'll comb straight out:
I kinda didn't say a word about that.
**[03:48] ---**
And I'm not gonna be performing
to cheer you up either, bub.
**[03:51] ---**
Oh... I see...
**[03:53] ---**
What I want to know is, how did you get here
before us when you were outside just now?
**[03:58] ---**
Oh, yeah! Now that is a good question!
**[04:03] ---**
I am Dasonu☆Maso!
**[04:07] ---**
Aghh! There're two Dasonu Maso-sans!
**[04:12] ---**
I'll hide it no longer...
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[04:14] ---**
Though, I'll comb straight out, I wasn't really
hiding it in the first place!
**[04:16] ---**
He is my body double,
Mecha Dasonu Maso!
***SIGN*** Mecha Desonu Maso
**[04:20] ---**
Straight off the assembly line, yeah!
**[04:22] ---**
Assembly line?
**[04:24] ---**
Then—
**[04:25] ---**
By now, my clones should have
expanded all over Inner-Tokyo!
**[04:33] ---**
The tickets pour down like rain!
**[04:37] ---**
Afro hair balls seige the city,
one after another!
**[04:39] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[04:40] ---**
And each of the mass-produced Dasonu Maso
mechs unleashes its own hairly honest gag!
**[04:42] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, bounce!
**[04:45] ---**
My memory's been so bad recently...
**[04:48] ---**
...he says, while he's got every
entertainer's birthday memorized!
**[04:50] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[04:52] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[04:54] ---**
Space Watanabe Kumiko's
birthday is October 7th!
***SIGN*** October 7th
Space Watanabe Kumiko
**[04:56] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[04:58] ---**
I'm so terrible at cooking...
**[04:59] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[05:01] ---**
...he says, after pulling off all 108 dishes
of the Manchu Han Imperial Feast!
***SIGN*** Keroro Army
Earth Conquest
**[05:03] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[05:05] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[05:06] [SONG] ---**
He is Dasonu☆Maso!
**[05:07] ---**
I'm so poor and overworked!
**[05:10] ---**
...he says, while taking three weeks'
summer vacation every single year!
**[05:14] ---**
That is who I am!
**[05:16] ---**
Wh-What's with this guy?!
**[05:18] ---**
P-Pervert?!
**[05:20] ---**
Here we go!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[05:23] ---**
Those who ran away in disgust
from his hairly honest gags
**[05:25] ---**
were mercilessly blasted with
his Shaggy Beams!
**[05:28] ---**
And this time, these fearsome beams
not only afro-ized their victims,
**[05:31] ---**
but also funkified their personalities!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[05:36] ---**
Yay!
**[05:37] ---**
Aw, yeah!
**[05:37] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[05:39] ---**
And so, the whole area of Inner-Tokyo
**[05:41] ---**
was rapidly overrun by the
mass-produced Dasonu Maso mechs!
**[05:45] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso!
**[05:46] ---**
Here we go!
**[05:49] ---**
Everybody! Well, guess this'll do!
**[05:52] ---**
S-Seriously?
**[05:55] ---**
Hey! Why are you doing this?!
**[05:57] ---**
Well...
**[05:58] ---**
I'll comb straight out: if I didn't do this,
I wouldn't get any screentime.
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[06:01] ---**
If that's all, I think you've done enough!
**[06:04] ---**
Stop it right now!
**[06:05] ---**
You say that, but...
**[06:07] ---**
at this rate, it's just a matter of time
before I take over all of Pekopon, so...
**[06:12] ---**
Let's take this as far as it'll go!
**[06:16] ---**
That's the way to party!
**[06:20] ---**
Dasonu Maso, you're so darn cool!
**[06:22] ---**
You're glorious! Let me join your team!
**[06:24] ---**
If I stand on your shoulders,
**[06:27] ---**
my platoon will be able to achieve our
invasion of Pekopon with ease, sir!
**[06:31] ---**
You are brilliant as ever, Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:33] ---**
Using any foul strategy available
to achieve your objective!
**[06:37] ---**
Or, like, stealing credit?
**[06:39] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[06:40] ---**
Sarge, you mustn't do that...
**[06:44] ---**
Keroro, do you have no sense
of pride, you jerkface?!
**[06:49] ---**
In the first place: how gutless to suggest
using these ridiculous skits to conquer Pekopon!
**[06:55] ---**
Victory in an invasion is to be
snatched triumphantly,
**[06:58] ---**
at the end of a heart-pounding,
intense battle for one's life!
**[07:01] ---**
Aw, yeah! That is one dope policy!
**[07:03] ---**
Then how 'bout this?!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[07:09] ---**
Feelin' good, baby...
**[07:11] ---**
Giroro! That afro changed
your personality too?!
**[07:15] ---**
Hey, cute and innocent Pekopon girl!
**[07:18] ---**
Wanna go on a date?
**[07:21] ---**
Don't fool around like that!
**[07:26] ---**
Gero!
**[07:28] ---**
I won't permit you to lay
a hand on Dasonu Maso-san...
**[07:33] ---**
I am not letting you take over Earth.
**[07:36] ---**
Get yourself back to
your own planet right now!
**[07:39] ---**
I'll comb straight out:
this Pekopon girl is kinda scary.
**[07:43] ---**
I'll leave you to the end,
and afro-ize you slowly.
**[07:47] ---**
I'll comb straight out:
that way will be more exciting.
**[07:51] ---**
Ewww, don't touch me!
**[07:54] ---**
See ya!
**[07:56] ---**
Wha?! Dasonu Maso-san?!
**[07:57] ---**
What about your alliance
with the Keroro Platoon?!
**[08:00] ---**
Huh?
**[08:01] ---**
I'll comb straight out: there's nothing
in it for me, so... adios!
**[08:05] ---**
Wha...
**[08:06] ---**
Wait a sec...
**[08:07] ---**
Dasonu Maso-san?!
**[08:09] ---**
Dasonu Maso-san?!
**[08:11] ---**
You petty jerk...!
**[08:18] ---**
Take this!
**[08:25] ---**
What?!
**[08:26] ---**
Fever time!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[08:36] ---**
It's no good! We don't stand a chance!
**[08:39] ---**
Get out of there now!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[08:43] ---**
What's wrong? Yoshiokadaira!
**[08:45] ---**
Funky! Aw, yeah!
**[08:48] ---**
We must act...
**[08:54] ---**
Milady!
**[08:56] ---**
I implore you to hurry!
**[08:58] ---**
You hurry up and get in too, Paul!
**[08:59] ---**
Spare no concern for me...
**[09:01] ---**
Paul!
**[09:02] ---**
Oh, yeah! Fever!
**[09:05] ---**
Come now, milady! Hurry!
**[09:07] ---**
But...
**[09:07] ---**
Sorry!
**[09:11] ---**
Paul! Open it!
**[09:14] ---**
I pray for your safety...
**[09:18] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[09:19] ---**
I beg you to take care of milady!
**[09:21] ---**
Paul!
***SIGN*** Mecha
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[09:28] ---**
Paul!
***SIGN*** Mecha
**[09:33] ---**
Aw, yeah! Fever, fever!
**[09:36] ---**
Paul...
**[09:49] ---**
I'm actually a timid man
who wouldn't hurt a fly.
**[09:53] ---**
...he says, while delivering
a focused attack!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[09:56] ---**
That is who I am!
***SIGN*** WHO I AM
**[09:58] ---**
Aw, yeah!
**[09:59] ---**
It does not bear looking at...
**[10:01] ---**
I wonder if Natsumi-san is okay?
**[10:06] ---**
That mark!
**[10:07] ---**
Momoka-dono!
**[10:11] ---**
It was headed in the direction
of the Hinata abode!
**[10:13] ---**
Let's hurry, Dororo!
**[10:15] ---**
Nin!
**[10:21] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[10:22] ---**
Momocchi!
**[10:24] ---**
Nishizawa-san, can you hear me?!
**[10:25] ---**
Momoka-chan, are you okay?!
**[10:30] ---**
Fuyuki-kun... Paul, he's... he's...
**[10:35] ---**
Momocchi?!
**[10:36] ---**
Noooo! Momocchi, wake up!
**[10:43] ---**
She's just passed out.
**[10:46] ---**
Oh, thank goodness...
**[10:47] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:49] ---**
You're safe!
**[10:51] ---**
You, too.
**[10:53] ---**
Dororo, what's the city looking like?
**[10:55] ---**
It appears as though the city is
already firmly under their control.
**[10:58] ---**
The citizens have no means of resistance
against the innumerable Dasonu Maso clones.
**[11:03] ---**
It did not bear looking at.
**[11:06] ---**
You, stupid frog!
**[11:07] ---**
Are you just going to let this happen?!
**[11:08] ---**
Gero?
**[11:09] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[11:10] ---**
Sarge...
**[11:11] ---**
Uncle!
**[11:12] ---**
Commander-dono!
**[11:13] ---**
Gero...
**[11:15] ---**
In the first place, we've been here on
Pekopon way longer than Dasonu Maso.
**[11:17] ---**
If we let him beat us to it,
our reputation will be in tatters.
**[11:21] ---**
And he spat all over our alliance.
**[11:23] ---**
This calls for...
**[11:25] ---**
Okay, let's do this!
**[11:27] ---**
We will put a firm end to Dasonu
Maso's takeover of Pekopon!
**[11:31] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:33] ---**
How will our Keroro Platoon stand against
the invincible-for-some-reason Dasonu Maso army?!
**[11:38] ---**
Continued in the second half!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[11:48] ---**
The situation is dire!
**[11:50] ---**
Inner-Tokyo was, at that moment, on the brink
of being taken over by the Dasonu Maso army!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[11:56] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[11:58] ---**
Dasonu Maso...
**[11:59] ---**
I will make you regret your disrespect
for the great Sergeant Keroro, sir.
**[12:03] ---**
We're directly above the target!
**[12:05] ---**
Very good! Drop Clipper Missiles, sir!
**[12:08] ---**
With pleasure! Click!
***SIGN*** Mecha
**[12:31] ---**
Life is pointless now!
**[12:34] ---**
The Dasonu Maso mechs are losing power fast!
**[12:38] ---**
Or, like, mission complete?
**[12:39] ---**
Nice!
**[12:43] ---**
Giroro's afro is starting
to go back to normal...
**[12:47] ---**
When it comes to invading Pekopon,
we have more experience!
**[12:50] ---**
This is what happens when a newbie
gets too ahead of himself, sir!
***SIGN*** Mecha
**[12:58] ---**
Not bad.
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[13:00] ---**
Though, I'll comb straight out:
I saw all of this coming!
**[13:03] [SONG] ---**
Dance☆Man, dance!
**[13:03] ---**
Fever time!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[13:07] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dance!
**[13:12] ---**
Giroro...
**[13:12] [SONG] ---**
Dasonu☆Maso, dancing in my soul!
**[13:13] ---**
The Dasonu Maso army was quickly revived.
**[13:15] [SONG] ---**
That girl looks like she kisses sweetly.
**[13:16] ---**
It's no good! They've turned back again.
**[13:19] ---**
Or, like, corpses revived?
**[13:19] [SONG] ---**
His name is Dasonu☆Maso!
Dancing in my soul!
**[13:21] ---**
Hey, Pekopon charm girl!
**[13:25] ---**
You just lie down.
**[13:26] ---**
Ah! Uncle!
***SIGN*** Shaggy shaggy shaggy
**[13:30] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:31] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[13:32] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, we've lost control.
**[13:35] ---**
What?! Kululu, do you have anything?!
**[13:39] ---**
Normal weapons
have no effect on afros.
**[13:42] ---**
As great as I am, even I have to
throw my hands up here.
**[13:44] ---**
What?!
**[13:45] ---**
We are stalling!
**[13:55] ---**
Uncle... are you all right?
**[13:58] ---**
Th-This is nothing...
**[14:00] ---**
Uncle! Uncle!
**[14:06] ---**
We can't even count on Kululu,
with him in this state...
**[14:08] ---**
It looks like there's
nothing we can do for now.
**[14:10] ---**
Oh no...
**[14:12] ---**
I am ashamed.
**[14:20] ---**
Dinner with Fuyuki-kun...
**[14:22] ---**
I should be ecstatic at this situation...
**[14:29] ---**
Yeah, yeah! This rocks, baby!
**[14:32] ---**
You're harshing my buzz, Pekopon girl!
**[14:34] ---**
What are you doing, Giroro?! Be yourself!
**[14:38] ---**
Cut me some slack, jack...
I'm not up to this right now, baby...
**[14:42] ---**
Giroro...
**[14:43] [SONG] ---**
The passwords are:
**[14:47] [SONG] ---**
Afro and Sergeant.
**[14:50] [SONG] ---**
Afro (Afro) Sergeant (Sergeant).
**[14:54] [SONG] ---**
3, 2, 1, fire!
**[14:54] ---**
It can't be!
**[14:57] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[15:02] ---**
It's the real Dance Man!
**[15:04] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[15:07] ---**
Hey, guys!
**[15:09] ---**
Heard Pekopon was in a pinch,
so I flew right over!
**[15:10] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[15:14] ---**
I called him here!
**[15:14] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[15:16] ---**
It's the real Dance Man!
**[15:18] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[15:18] ---**
Funk is the password for peace and love!
**[15:21] ---**
We'll teach a lesson to this impostor
with the annoying name!
**[15:21] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant is Afro.
**[15:26] ---**
Wow! It's the real Dance Man!
**[15:28] ---**
Sooo cool!
**[15:30] ---**
You have the full and total cooperation
of the Keroro Platoon, sir!
**[15:34] ---**
Missiles, fighter jets,
you name it, you got it, sir!
**[15:38] ---**
Nononono. No violence.
**[15:41] ---**
Huh? Then how are you going to fight them?
**[15:45] ---**
This is my weapon!
***SIGN*** The Simple Purity of Namul
**[15:52] ---**
A musical score?
**[15:54] ---**
Gerooo! Gero! Gero! Gerooo!
**[15:58] ---**
What's this for?!
**[15:59] ---**
Uncle!
**[16:01] ---**
Is that how you use them?
**[16:03] ---**
Nope.
**[16:04] ---**
Lucky for us,
we've got four cute girls here.
**[16:08] ---**
You four will sing.
**[16:09] ---**
What?!
**[16:09] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[16:11] ---**
Us?
**[16:12] ---**
Sing... oh my!
**[16:14] ---**
Or, like, somewhat doubtful?
**[16:16] ---**
Seriously?
**[16:17] [SONG] ---**
Afro Sergeant!
**[16:17] ---**
I'm deadly serious. Mega serious.
**[16:20] ---**
And so, on to the training, yaaowww!
***SIGN*** Soul
**[16:25] ---**
I will now instruct you on all that is funk.
**[16:30] ---**
Yes, please!
**[16:32] ---**
And so Natsumi, Momoka, Mois, and Koyuki
began their tough training by Dance Man!
**[16:42] ---**
You jerk!
**[16:43] ---**
The fate of peace on Earth
rests in your voices!
**[16:47] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero, forward ho!
**[16:48] ---**
Only a very short time is granted them!
**[16:52] ---**
Within this limited time,
they must master the essence of funk!
**[16:58] ---**
The training was the apex of ferocity!
**[17:00] ---**
Gero... What brutal training!
**[17:03] ---**
Poor Momocchi...
**[17:06] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[17:09] ---**
Are they going to be okay?
**[17:14] ---**
You've all been working hard.
**[17:16] ---**
That's it for your lessons.
**[17:18] ---**
All that's left is for you to join
your hearts as one, and sing!
**[17:22] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[17:28] ---**
I'll comb straight out: the throne
of power feels real good!
**[17:31] ---**
That's far enough, Dasonu Maso!
**[17:33] ---**
Who are you?!
**[17:35] ---**
With love!
**[17:36] ---**
And peace!
**[17:37] ---**
Evangelists for girls' funk!
**[17:38] ---**
The Ultimate Weapon Unit!
**[17:41] ---**
More Peach Summer Snow!
**[17:43] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wha-What?!
**[17:49] ---**
What?!
**[17:55] ---**
They're looking pretty good!
**[17:58] ---**
This is a rare sight...
**[18:00] ---**
Good luck!
**[18:08] [SONG] ---**
Earth is abundant with love!
**[18:12] [SONG] ---**
A miraculous tender dance!
**[18:18] [SONG] ---**
Space is marbled like a steak.
**[18:19] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[18:21] ---**
This is gonna keep me busy!
**[18:22] [SONG] ---**
A wonderful simmering shake.
**[18:27] [SONG] ---**
Stop the hyperspeed of sound!
**[18:29] [SONG] ---**
First, summer berries.
**[18:30] [SONG] ---**
Second, peachbutt grass.
**[18:31] [SONG] ---**
Stop the hyperspeed of light!
**[18:33] [SONG] ---**
Three, some mois leaves.
**[18:35] [SONG] ---**
Four, kinoko mushrooms.
**[18:37] [SONG] ---**
On some planets,
it's usually those four!
**[18:41] [SONG] ---**
Please notice me!
**[18:42] ---**
Oh my god!
**[18:43] ---**
Dasonu Maso was weak to the
radiance of the real deal!
**[18:44] [SONG] ---**
Namul! Namul!
**[18:46] [SONG] ---**
I really love you...
**[18:47] ---**
And their Girls' Funk
was indeed the real deal!
**[18:49] [SONG] ---**
Stuck on you! Stuck on you!
**[18:51] [SONG] ---**
Reach out your hand to me.
**[18:54] [SONG] ---**
Namul! Namul!
**[18:55] [SONG] ---**
I'll heal your heart.
**[18:58] [SONG] ---**
Makes you thin! Makes you thin!
**[19:00] [SONG] ---**
I'm roasting with jealousy,
and sometimes I wanna grill you, baby.
**[19:06] [SONG] ---**
So please...
**[19:09] [SONG] ---**
From time to time, look right at me.
**[19:10] [SONG] ---**
Come on, hold on tight.
**[19:13] [SONG] ---**
It won't be my fault if you go
**[19:15] [SONG] ---**
Flying off again!
**[19:19] ---**
Hearing real singing voices,
the Dasonu Maso mechs
**[19:22] ---**
writhed in pain, and disappeared.
**[19:26] ---**
As they did,
**[19:28] ---**
the afro-ized people turned back
to normal one after another!
**[19:28] [SONG] ---**
Our future is fresh and colorful.
**[19:32] [SONG] ---**
Crisp and high-quality moves.
**[19:37] [SONG] ---**
Our history has a mouth-watering aroma.
**[19:38] ---**
Fever! Fever! Fever!
**[19:42] [SONG] ---**
Tumultuous firm and tasty grooves.
**[19:47] [SONG] ---**
Stop the speed of sound!
**[19:49] [SONG] ---**
First, bean sprouts.
**[19:50] [SONG] ---**
Second, spinach.
**[19:52] [SONG] ---**
Stop the speed of light!
**[19:53] [SONG] ---**
Third, Japanese royal fern.
**[19:53] ---**
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
**[19:55] [SONG] ---**
Fourth, daikon radish.
**[19:56] [SONG] ---**
Cut up nice and thin.
**[19:59] [SONG] ---**
It's usually those four!
**[20:01] [SONG] ---**
Please notice me!
**[20:04] [SONG] ---**
Namul! Namul!
**[20:06] ---**
They did it!
**[20:06] [SONG] ---**
I wanna be with you!
**[20:08] ---**
Everyone turned back to normal, sir!
**[20:09] [SONG] ---**
Soaking in! Soaking in!
**[20:11] [SONG] ---**
Reach out your hand to me!
**[20:12] ---**
I am truly relieved...
**[20:14] [SONG] ---**
Namul! Namul!
**[20:16] [SONG] ---**
It'll be wasted if you don't eat it all!
**[20:17] ---**
What... have I been doing...
**[20:18] [SONG] ---**
Left over! Left over!
**[20:21] [SONG] ---**
It's a meatless dish.
**[20:24] [SONG] ---**
That's why I just want to meet you, baby.
**[20:26] [SONG] ---**
Make me happy!
**[20:29] [SONG] ---**
But you're always
**[20:29] ---**
Natsumi!
**[20:30] [SONG] ---**
Looking the other way.
**[20:31] ---**
What in blazes has been going on
while I've been out of it...?!
**[20:33] [SONG] ---**
It won't be my fault if you miss out on
**[20:35] [SONG] ---**
This delicious thing!
**[20:36] ---**
I've got it all on tape.
**[20:38] ---**
Wh-What?
**[20:39] ---**
Wanna seeee?
**[20:41] ---**
Kululu... Please...
**[20:45] ---**
Can't believe they're singing
the second verse, as well...
**[20:49] ---**
I've lost completely.
**[20:51] ---**
But I'll comb straight out: I took up a whole
episode, so I'd call that a success!
***SIGN*** I'll comb straight out!
**[20:55] ---**
Well, then... adios!
**[20:57] ---**
I'm gonna be a regular next time!
**[21:00] ---**
And so, thanks to the efforts of
More, Peach, Summer, and Snow,
**[21:03] ---**
Dasonu Maso was successfully driven away!
**[21:09] ---**
And the next day.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[21:11] ---**
Hey! Stupid frog!
You were on cleaning duty today!
**[21:17] ---**
Gero?! Lady Natsumi!
**[21:19] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[21:20] ---**
What are you doing instead of working?
**[21:23] ---**
Oh, no, this is nothing, ma'am!
**[21:26] ---**
Suspicious.
**[21:27] ---**
No, no, no!
**[21:28] ---**
You're up to no good again, aren't you?
**[21:31] ---**
Show me!
**[21:35] ---**
Turned out well, didn't it?
**[21:37] ---**
I made a bunch of these and put them up for
sale on the net. They sold like hotcakes!
***SIGN*** Rare Footage
**[21:41] ---**
When?!
**[21:43] ---**
Good work, Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[21:45] ---**
Best in the platoon at securing funds, sir!
**[21:50] ---**
Some people can't get enough of this!
**[21:51] ---**
You should check out the dressing-room
scenes I put in the bonus features...
**[21:55] ---**
Oh... you think there's gonna be
no repercussions for filming that?!
**[22:00] ---**
M-My glasses...
**[22:01] ---**
You pervert! And all of you!
**[22:04] ---**
N-N-No, it wasn't us...!
**[22:05] ---**
You hold it right there!
**[22:08] ---**
In any case, we can all be glad
that peace on Earth was protected.
**[22:12] ---**
Wait, what's going to happen with the
Keroro Platoon's reputation as invaders?
**[22:16] ---**
Gero?
**[22:18] ---**
G-Gero...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:51] ---**
It's Fuyuki! Starting to get cold, isn't it?
**[23:54] ---**
I know! Let's do a nabe tonight!
**[23:56] ---**
What should we put in it?
**[23:58] ---**
Kimchi nabe... Tounyuu nabe...
Pork sukiyaki nabe...
**[24:01] ---**
Ah, maybe we could get Sarge
to help and have a space nabe!
**[24:04] ---**
Never mind that! The next episode is
**[24:06] ---**
"Giroro: The Man with Seven Faces, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Fuyuki: Let's Join the
Occult Tournament, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two episodes.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E89 - Giroro: The Man with Seven Faces, Sir! / Fuyuki: Let's Join the Occult Tournament, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK03MG/giroro-the-man-with-seven-faces-sir--fuyuki-lets-join-the-occult-tournament-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
Inside each person is several
versions of that person.
**[01:35] ---**
This is my "Where there's a will,
there's a way" Oven.
**[01:39] ---**
This machine brings a person's
latent potential to the forefront
**[01:43] ---**
and amplifies it several times over.
**[01:45] ---**
Then, without further ado,
**[01:46] ---**
let's try bringing out
my talent as a commander!
**[01:49] ---**
Yeah, because your talent as a commander
is always lying idle, right, Mr. Sergeant?
**[01:53] ---**
It's easy to use.
***SIGN*** Energy bullet?
**[01:55] ---**
All you have to do is hold the energy bullet
in there and wait for the ring.
**[02:05] ---**
Baked sweet potato!
**[02:07] ---**
Huh? What is this?
**[02:10] ---**
It looks like there's been a mix-up.
***SIGN*** Energy Bullet
(the real thing)
**[02:14] ---**
Here's the real thing.
**[02:28] ---**
Hey, what's the ruckus out here...
**[02:32] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:33] ---**
Giro...
**[02:37] ---**
Giroro: The Man with Seven Faces, Sir!
***SIGN*** Rumble-Rumble-Rumble-Rumble
**[02:42] ---**
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7!
***SIGN*** Shiver-Shiver Shiver-Shiver
***SIGN*** Float Float
***SIGN*** Stare
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[02:49] ---**
Seven Giroros?
**[02:50] ---**
It appears Corporal Giroro's quirks
**[02:52] ---**
and aspects of his personality
**[02:54] ---**
have split off and taken material form.
**[02:58] ---**
What?!
**[03:00] ---**
This is perfect.
**[03:02] ---**
With seven of me, I'm invincible.
**[03:04] ---**
Now we can bring Pekopon under
our control in one stroke.
***SIGN*** Giroppe
**[03:07] ---**
The cold-hearted soldier Giroro, Giroppe!
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget Fidget Fidget
**[03:10] ---**
Wait a second! I want no part
of something scary like that!
***SIGN*** Girorin
**[03:14] ---**
The gutless Giroro, Girorin!
**[03:16] ---**
Cleaning, cleaning, lalala!
***SIGN*** Fidget Fidget
Fidget Fidget
***SIGN*** Beep-Beep-Beep-Beep
**[03:19] ---**
The laundry's done!
***SIGN*** Girotchi
**[03:23] ---**
The domestic Giroro, Girotchi!
**[03:29] ---**
The one with a splendid smile, Giro-sama!
***SIGN*** Giro-sama
**[03:31] ---**
Dumbo! What are you chuckling about?!
**[03:34] ---**
"I see nothing wrong with laughing.
***SIGN*** Girokko's Poem
**[03:37] ---**
And I see nothing wrong with resonance.
**[03:39] ---**
After all, we're Keronians!"
***SIGN*** Girokko
**[03:42] ---**
The postcard-penning poet, Girokko!
**[03:45] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[03:48] ---**
Natsumi! Hold me tight!
***SIGN*** Giropon
**[03:51] ---**
The Giroro who lives for love, Giropon!
**[03:55] ---**
It's interesting with all the
different Giroros, huh, Sis?
**[03:58] ---**
This is no time to be amused!
**[04:00] ---**
Tell me about it!
**[04:01] ---**
Where there was one noisy red
snowman, there are seven!
**[04:04] ---**
What a pain...
**[04:05] ---**
Whatever! Just turn me back to normal!
**[04:07] ---**
Relax. Bring them all together,
**[04:10] ---**
and it'll be a snap to
return them to the fold.
**[04:12] ---**
I refuse.
**[04:13] ---**
What?!
**[04:14] ---**
I'm going to dominate Pekopon right now!
**[04:16] ---**
This invasion has been moving
forward like molasses,
**[04:19] ---**
and I'm going to actually carry it out!
**[04:21] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[04:22] ---**
I won't let you do that!
**[04:25] ---**
Amusing...
**[04:26] ---**
You'll be the first casualty!
**[04:28] ---**
That's enough out of you!
**[04:32] ---**
He's fast!
**[04:36] ---**
Checkmate!
**[04:38] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[04:39] ---**
Wonderful!
**[04:40] ---**
Oh, my! I have new respect for you,
**[04:43] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
***SIGN*** Glare
**[04:44] ---**
It's Giroppe.
**[04:45] ---**
Corporal... Giroppe-san...
**[04:48] ---**
With you on our side,
the Keroro Platoon is invincible!
**[04:50] ---**
Let's do our best together
and take over Pekopon...
**[04:54] ---**
Gero?!
**[04:55] ---**
I have no intention of
following a dumbo like you.
**[04:58] ---**
I'm going to carry out the mission
by relying on my own judgment.
**[05:01] ---**
Don't!
**[05:03] ---**
Sis!
**[05:04] ---**
I won't let you get away with this!
**[05:06] ---**
Without this woman around,
**[05:08] ---**
your cowardly eyes will see the light, too.
***SIGN*** Glare
**[05:12] ---**
Farewell!
**[05:15] ---**
Oh, no, you don't!
**[05:19] ---**
What fun.
**[05:21] ---**
You think you can beat me?!
**[05:30] ---**
Anyone who stands in my way
will be eliminated.
**[05:33] ---**
Ram it!
**[05:34] ---**
Back me up, you dumbos!
**[05:39] ---**
I'm scared...
**[05:41] ---**
A locomotive running through
a field of flowers.
**[05:43] ---**
A whimsical angel and
jewel-like marmalade!
**[05:46] ---**
Forget it! They're all useless!
**[05:51] ---**
That one!
**[05:52] ---**
Let's run away together, Natsumi!
**[05:55] ---**
W-Wait a second!
**[05:57] ---**
Natsumi! Ram it! Our
showdown will have to wait!
**[06:01] ---**
Weakling...
**[06:03] ---**
To be wrapped around a woman's finger...
**[06:09] ---**
Sheesh! What do you mean by
dragging me here?
**[06:14] ---**
Will you...
**[06:16] ---**
Will you come with me...
**[06:19] ---**
...and live a quiet, ordinary life
by the seashore?
**[06:24] ---**
What are you saying?
**[06:26] ---**
I-In other words... I... I...
**[06:29] ---**
Hi, Natsumi-chan.
**[06:32] ---**
S-Saburo-senpai!
**[06:34] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[06:36] ---**
A-Actually, something happened to Giroro...
**[06:39] ---**
S-Saburo...
**[06:43] ---**
You jerkface!
**[06:45] ---**
You think you can make Natsumi happy?!
**[06:48] ---**
Do you really love Natsumi?!
**[06:52] ---**
H-Hey! What are you talking about?!
**[06:54] ---**
I'll test the depth of your love!
**[06:58] ---**
I-Idiot! Stop it!
***SIGN*** Love
**[07:00] ---**
Take this! Love-love Giropon attack!
**[07:06] ---**
Secret weapon! Shining...
**[07:13] ---**
S-Sorry. I just reacted...
**[07:15] ---**
Giro...
**[07:19] ---**
Listen, Natsumi!
**[07:21] ---**
Stay in your room until the seven
of me just become me again!
**[07:26] ---**
And you guys do everything in
your power to protect Natsumi!
**[07:28] ---**
And you! You'd better not even
look at Natsumi funny! Got it?!
**[07:33] ---**
Hey, why don't we unite your selves
*after* Giroppe invades Pekopon?
**[07:38] ---**
Forget it! It's too dangerous
to let him run around loose!
**[07:42] ---**
But how are you going to capture him?
**[07:44] ---**
Even Sis couldn't beat him.
**[07:47] ---**
I hate to say it, but we just don't
stand a chance against him.
**[07:50] ---**
Okay, everyone! Teatime!
**[07:57] ---**
Did you make this, Giroro?
**[07:59] ---**
It's *Girotchi.*
**[08:00] ---**
So the corporal has a
family-oriented side, too.
**[08:04] ---**
Thank you for the food!
***SIGN*** Awful...
**[08:08] ---**
A-Awful...
**[08:10] ---**
Crazy about something he's no good at?
**[08:13] ---**
What shall I do?
**[08:15] ---**
Forget about it.
**[08:16] ---**
I'll order in a pizza.
**[08:20] ---**
Hello? Imagawa Pizza?
**[08:23] ---**
One large eggplant and bacon pizza,
chewy crust.
***SIGN*** Ping
**[08:26] ---**
For toppings, I want asparagus and
Italian-style crust. Thank you!
**[08:27] ---**
623-san's radio show!
**[08:29] ---**
All right, here we are with
another installment of *623 Radio!*
**[08:32] ---**
Tonight's poem that really grabbed me
**[08:34] ---**
comes from Girokko-san of Inner-Tokyo!
**[08:37] ---**
Yay! My poem!
**[08:39] ---**
I can't wait!
**[08:41] ---**
"The blue sky is laughing.
**[08:42] ---**
The red roof is laughing, too.
**[08:44] ---**
Lalala..."
**[08:47] ---**
He came?
**[08:51] ---**
I've come to crush you all.
**[08:54] ---**
Give it up and become one
with the rest of us!
**[08:56] ---**
I refuse.
**[08:58] ---**
In place of you spineless jerkfaces,
**[09:00] ---**
I shall...
**[09:02] ---**
...become the real me!
**[09:11] ---**
Argh!
**[09:17] ---**
How can I beat him?!
**[09:18] ---**
What's his weakness?!
**[09:22] ---**
The end...
**[09:30] ---**
You!
**[09:31] ---**
I'm done running away. I'm going to fight...
**[09:34] ---**
No one's ever going to
call me a coward again!
***SIGN*** Instant kill!
**[09:41] ---**
You're in the way.
**[09:42] ---**
Instant kill!
**[09:43] ---**
Beary, I fought like a true soldier...
**[09:47] ---**
Gero!
**[09:49] ---**
I totally saw that "loser pattern" coming.
**[09:52] ---**
What?!
**[09:54] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[09:55] ---**
That "loser" quality is in all of my selves?
**[10:01] ---**
Then he has the loser quality, too?!
**[10:04] ---**
And if I can exploit that, I can win?!
**[10:07] ---**
But I can't admit to having that quality!
**[10:11] ---**
That's not me!
**[10:25] ---**
I can't move...
**[10:27] ---**
The one who moves first...
**[10:29] ---**
...loses.
**[10:40] ---**
You're...
**[10:41] ---**
...the loser!
**[10:56] ---**
Imagawa Pizza is here!
**[11:04] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[11:06] ---**
My brother's delivery is late! I'm sorry!
**[11:10] ---**
And so the curtain closed on the
heroic battle of the seven Giroros
**[11:14] ---**
and fortunately, Corporal Giroro
**[11:16] ---**
returned to his original single self.
**[11:20] ---**
Hi, loser!
**[11:21] ---**
Up yours!
**[11:31] ---**
Goodbyes come suddenly.
**[11:35] ---**
I have a sad announcement to make today.
**[11:38] ---**
The Occult Club is shutting down as of today.
***SIGN*** Shutting Down
**[11:41] ---**
Shutting down?!
**[11:42] ---**
A-All of a sudden?!
***SIGN*** Occult Club
**[11:45] ---**
The principal called me in.
**[11:47] ---**
I mean, you and I are
the only members, right?
**[11:51] ---**
The principal said we haven't shown any
results, so can't let the club go on.
**[11:55] ---**
B-But...
**[11:58] ---**
My after school alone time with Fuyuki-kun...
**[12:02] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[12:03] ---**
Thank you for everything!
**[12:06] ---**
Thank you!
**[12:07] ---**
Thank you! Thank you!
***SIGN*** Thank you Goodbye
**[12:09] ---**
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
**[12:15] ---**
Fuyuki: Let's Join the
Occult Tournament, Sir!
**[12:22] ---**
The Occult Club was shut down, huh?
**[12:24] ---**
Yeah. It was the right time.
**[12:27] ---**
Recently, the occult's been
losing its novelty to me.
**[12:30] ---**
Besides, we get plenty of occult
in our daily lives here.
**[12:34] ---**
That's true. With the aliens...
**[12:36] ---**
I'm so busy!
**[12:38] ---**
And the ghost...
**[12:40] ---**
You remembered!
**[12:42] ---**
And the Great Lord of Terror...
**[12:44] ---**
Uncle, you forgot this!
**[12:47] ---**
I think the occult is more
mysterious and mystical, you know?
**[12:52] ---**
But there's nothing adventurous
about our situation...
**[12:54] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[12:56] ---**
Gero!
**[12:58] ---**
Wait a second!
**[13:00] ---**
N-Nishizawa-san!
**[13:03] ---**
Results, right?!
**[13:04] ---**
We just need to get results, right?
**[13:07] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[13:08] ---**
The Occult Club!
**[13:10] ---**
If we show results, the club
won't be shut down, right?
**[13:14] ---**
Well, I suppose...
**[13:15] ---**
Then let's participate
in the Occult Tournament!
**[13:18] ---**
Occult Tournament?
**[13:20] ---**
That's right! If we win
the Occult Tournament,
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[13:23] ---**
we can show results!
**[13:24] ---**
Gero?
**[13:25] ---**
Occult Tournament...
***SIGN*** First National Middle School Occult Tournament
**[13:30] ---**
Wow!
***SIGN*** First National Middle
School Occult Tournament
**[13:31] ---**
I didn't really think there
was an Occult Tournament!
**[13:35] ---**
This year is the first tournament,
**[13:37] ---**
sponsored by our Nishizawa Peach Group.
**[13:40] ---**
However, this is all I can do.
**[13:44] ---**
You must grasp victory with your own hands.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[13:47] ---**
Right!
**[13:49] ---**
When it comes to the occult,
nobody can beat Fuyuki-kun!
**[13:56] ---**
I may be able to find some
new aspect of the occult here.
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[14:01] ---**
So, it's begun at last!
**[14:03] ---**
The National Middle School Occult Tournament.
***SIGN*** Daily Nishizawa
Nishizawa Securities
First National Middle School Occult Tournament
Popping Delicious!
Nishizawa Drink
**[14:06] ---**
The stadium is already filled
with a subtly strange atmosphere.
***SIGN*** Occult Tournament
**[14:09] ---**
I'm your announcer, Yoshiokataira
with the Nishizawa Peach Group.
***SIGN*** NPG Announcer
Yoshioka Taira
**[14:13] ---**
And my guest commentator is...
***SIGN*** Middle School Occult
**[14:18] ---**
...556-san, the self-styled space detective!
***SIGN*** Guest Commentator
556 (self-styled space detective)
***SIGN*** Sponsored by Nishizawa Peach Group
**[14:27] ---**
I'm happy you get to be on TV, Brother!
**[14:30] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:32] ---**
Natsumi-san, let's cheer him on, too!
**[14:35] ---**
I don't know about this...
***SIGN*** National Middle School Occult Tournament
**[14:37] ---**
What do you think, 556-san? Occult
powerhouses from all over Japan are here.
**[14:44] ---**
The springtime of youth is about
**[14:46] ---**
the adhesion of tears and sweat!
**[14:49] ---**
We start with the first round.
**[14:51] ---**
Representing Kissho Academy's
Occult Club, Hinata Fuyuki-kun!
***SIGN*** Hinata Fuyuki,
representing Kissho Academy
**[14:56] ---**
Versus Occult Joe, the representative of
Yomotsuhirasaka Academy's Occult Club!
***SIGN*** Occult Joe
**[15:02] ---**
And the first event is dueling
spirit photography appraisal!
***SIGN*** Spirit Photo Appraisal
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Appraisal
**[15:16] ---**
Appraisal!
**[15:18] ---**
This is the ghost of Minazaki Yoshino,
the wife of the owner of a shipping agency,
**[15:23] ---**
who passed away at the age of 24
**[15:25] ---**
when she threw herself into
an old well, 398 years ago!
**[15:30] ---**
Wrong! That's a fake!
**[15:32] ---**
The photo uses the primitive
trick of double exposure.
***SIGN*** Ghost of Tree
**[15:36] ---**
Look! You can see the background
scenery along with her.
***SIGN*** Spirit Photo Appraisal
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** First Round Winner
Kissho Academy
**[15:41] ---**
He did it! The first round goes
to the Kissho Academy Occult Club!
**[15:46] ---**
What do you think about
that appraisal, 556-san?
**[15:49] ---**
Love! Even if you die,
it's something you never regret!
**[15:54] ---**
The next event is reading comprehension
of a long passage of ancient runes!
***SIGN*** Ancient Runes
Reading Comprehension
**[15:57] ---**
Next, Clay Figure Sally, leader of the
Magatama Girls' Academy Occult Club!
***SIGN*** Sally
**[16:03] ---**
Read the ancient writing and then
answer the following question.
**[16:06] ---**
Express Nigihaya's feeling about
**[16:07] ---**
the underlined number one in
three appropriate hieroglyphs.
**[16:12] ---**
This is a tough one, folks!
**[16:14] ---**
I have no idea what it means!
**[16:16] ---**
What is the correct answer?!
**[16:20] ---**
Both players showed their
answer at the same time!
**[16:23] ---**
Which of them is right?
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[16:25] ---**
Brilliant! Kissho Academy's Occult Club
**[16:28] ---**
has won two rounds in a row!
**[16:29] ---**
Nagasunehiko!
***SIGN*** Kissho Academy Nenryoku Academy
**[16:32] ---**
And so the battles continued between
***SIGN*** Nishizawa Appliances
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[16:34] ---**
the occult clubs of various schools
and Fuyuki-kun.
***SIGN*** Dowsing
**[16:37] ---**
Dowsing!
***SIGN*** Treasure Show-and-Tell
**[16:39] ---**
Treasure show-and-tell!
**[16:41] ---**
Past life sensing couples, five against five!
***SIGN*** Past Life Sensing Couples 5 Against 5
***SIGN*** Winner
**[16:44] ---**
As expected, the favorite contender
for victory, Kissho Academy,
**[16:47] ---**
smoothly proceeded to the finals!
**[16:50] ---**
Versus Dark Force, the team that's
won with unexpected strength!
***SIGN*** Keron Academy
**[16:53] ---**
Keron Academy!
**[16:54] ---**
S-Sarge...
**[16:57] ---**
S-Stupid frogs...
**[16:59] ---**
You know them, Natsumi?
**[17:00] ---**
Oh, no! I've never seen them before!
**[17:02] ---**
They look eccentric.
**[17:05] ---**
They're a powerful enemy!
**[17:06] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[17:08] ---**
We're going to win this tournament
**[17:10] ---**
to show results to Keron Headquarters!
**[17:13] ---**
This'll really count as "results" to them?!
**[17:16] ---**
Sergeant-san and the others
are the final enemy...
**[17:18] ---**
But we can't afford to lose, either!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[17:23] ---**
The final round consists of three events!
**[17:25] ---**
First, ESP card old maid!
***SIGN*** ESP Card Old Maid
**[17:28] ---**
Gero!
**[17:30] ---**
This is really exciting, isn't it?
**[17:31] ---**
Isn't it regular old maid?
**[17:33] ---**
True, the rules are normal old maid,
**[17:36] ---**
but by using ESP cards,
**[17:38] ---**
I may be able to bring forth
my latent ability.
**[17:42] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, do your best!
**[17:49] ---**
Gerori!
**[17:51] ---**
The old maid!
**[17:52] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gerori!
**[17:55] ---**
You think you're a match for me,
**[17:57] ---**
when I've won the space
old maid championship before!
**[18:01] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[18:03] ---**
You're making it look like you want me to
pick this one, but this is really the old maid!
**[18:07] ---**
Or so you want me to think,
but this is the old maid!
**[18:09] ---**
That's your backhanded, reverse
military strategy, but...!
**[18:12] ---**
It won't work on me!
**[18:16] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gerori!
**[18:17] ---**
That is one win for Keron Academy!
**[18:19] ---**
At this rate, we will win with one fell swoop!
**[18:22] ---**
Those dirty amphibians...
**[18:24] ---**
And now the next event,
***SIGN*** UMA Naming
**[18:26] ---**
a UMA naming duel!
**[18:27] ---**
For example, the Loch Ness's Nessie
and Kussharo Lake's Kusshie.
**[18:31] ---**
This competition will test UMA naming sense.
**[18:33] ---**
I'm your opponent!
***SIGN*** Problem
**[18:37] ---**
All right, the subject is...
**[18:39] ---**
...naming the monster of Inner-Tokyo Lake!
**[18:41] ---**
Has to be "Osshie," right?
**[18:43] ---**
Isn't that too obvious?
**[18:44] ---**
How about "Yashichi" if it's a boy
and "Ogin" if it's a girl?
**[18:48] ---**
Uh, except that has nothing
to do with Inner-Tokyo Lake...
***SIGN*** Innertosshie
**[18:52] ---**
Innertosshie!
**[18:54] ---**
A solid answer!
**[18:56] ---**
Now, what does Keron Academy have for us?
***SIGN*** Gerugugu
**[18:59] ---**
Gerugugu!
**[19:01] ---**
Sarge...
**[19:02] ---**
That's a name from *Mobile Suit!*
**[19:04] ---**
What good does acting like
an idiot here do us?!
**[19:06] ---**
Well, isn't losing here on purpose
**[19:08] ---**
to heighten the excitement of
the final duel the thing to do?
**[19:11] ---**
That is my Mr. Sergeant!
What confidence!
**[19:14] ---**
Kissho Academy won the UMA naming duel!
**[19:17] ---**
Thank goodness...
**[19:18] ---**
It all comes down to this!
***SIGN*** Final Event
**[19:20] ---**
Our final event...
***SIGN*** Testing Luck with Good Luck Charms
**[19:22] ---**
Testing your luck with good luck charms!
**[19:25] ---**
First, our contestants will choose
a lucky item from this selection.
**[19:31] ---**
Gero?!
**[19:32] ---**
Then they'll walk blindfolded on this track
full of scattered banana peels.
***SIGN*** Banana Peels
**[19:36] ---**
The person who reaches the goal
without slipping is the winner!
**[19:40] ---**
Ooh! It's like this event was made for me!
**[19:42] ---**
Not you!
**[19:43] ---**
I know you'd slip on purpose!
**[19:44] ---**
Gero...
**[19:46] ---**
According to Celtic astrology,
**[19:48] ---**
my lucky item for today is a stapler.
**[19:51] ---**
But maybe I should consider
feng shui and the Tarot, too...
**[19:54] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:55] ---**
If you'd like...
**[19:57] ---**
...use this! A talisman I made myself!
**[20:01] ---**
According to tortoise shell fortune-telling,
my lucky color today is pink.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[20:05] ---**
Okay! That may be a good idea!
**[20:07] ---**
Here are Corporal Giroro's
lucky items for today!
**[20:11] ---**
A ten-gallon hat and white guitar!
**[20:13] ---**
Hey! Why me?!
**[20:16] ---**
I checked with divination,
and it said you should do it!
**[20:18] ---**
And this is the final touch!
**[20:20] ---**
Mackerel cooked in miso!
**[20:22] ---**
A dish I cooked myself, with love!
**[20:26] ---**
Begin the match!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[20:28] ---**
Incidentally, if the other members
call out directions,
**[20:31] ---**
the contestant is disqualified immediately.
**[20:39] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! At this rate, he'll lose!
**[20:43] ---**
If he doesn't win,
the Occult Club will be shut down...
**[20:47] ---**
That's the one thing I couldn't take!
**[20:53] ---**
No! Fuyuki-kun, no!
**[20:56] ---**
Banana... Banana peel!
**[21:00] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, be careful!
**[21:02] ---**
Don't step on it!
**[21:11] ---**
What's wrong?
**[21:13] ---**
I accidentally used tuna instead of mackerel.
***SIGN*** Tuna
**[21:16] ---**
Tuna!
***SIGN*** First National Middle School Occult Tournament
**[21:30] ---**
And that's the game!
**[21:32] ---**
The winner, Kissho Academy!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[21:39] ---**
We'll be back next year...
**[21:42] ---**
What's the point of taking sand home?!
**[21:44] ---**
Thank goodness, Fuyuki-kun.
**[21:47] ---**
Now we can keep the Occult Club going.
**[21:49] ---**
Yeah. Thank you, Nishizawa-san.
**[21:54] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...?
**[21:56] ---**
Before, it felt like I could hear your voice.
**[22:00] ---**
You said, "Be careful! Don't step on it!"
**[22:06] ---**
There are still a lot of
strange things in the world.
**[22:11] ---**
That's right. It was a small miracle.
**[22:14] ---**
And the world is full of
that kind of minor wonder.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
Natsumi here.
**[23:53] ---**
I hear that in other countries, people spend
Christmas at home with their families.
**[23:57] ---**
That's like New Year's here.
**[23:59] ---**
But I prefer going on a date
with the person I really like...
**[24:04] ---**
Although those are just empty words...
**[24:06] ---**
Never mind that! Next time,
**[24:07] ---**
I've got a special episode
to cure your loneliness...
**[24:09] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro: I Couldn't Say Merry Christmas, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
Just one full-length
episode next time! How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E90 - Keroro: I Couldn't Say Merry Christmas, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05M9D/keroro-i-couldnt-say-merry-christmas-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:32] ---**
December 24th.
**[01:33] ---**
That's right! The highly-anticipated
Christmas Eve!
**[01:38] ---**
These documents are okay...
**[01:42] ---**
I have to borrow string to tie them together.
**[01:44] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN***
**[01:48] ---**
Owowowow...
**[01:54] ---**
Lady Natsumi... Gero?
**[01:56] ---**
Yeah. Got it.
**[01:58] ---**
Okay, don't worry. Do your best at work.
**[02:03] ---**
Sis, what did Mom say?
**[02:05] ---**
Like I figured, she has to work late tonight.
**[02:07] ---**
Then we'll just have to prepare
for the party ourselves, huh?
**[02:11] ---**
All right!
**[02:12] ---**
Let's get fired up to fix a feast!
**[02:14] ---**
Let's make it a Christmas
that'll surprise Mom!
**[02:17] ---**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Crackle
Crackle
Crackle
Crackle
**[02:18] ---**
You two...
**[02:21] ---**
I couldn't help overhearing
what you were saying!
**[02:27] ---**
Keroro: I Couldn't Say Merry Christmas, Sir!
**[02:38] ---**
It helps that Sarge and the others
are pitching in.
**[02:41] ---**
At this rate, the party will be all set
**[02:43] ---**
by the time Mom comes home.
**[02:47] ---**
This late already?!
**[02:49] ---**
Master Fuyuki! It seems this
string of lights isn't working.
**[02:53] ---**
Really?
**[02:55] ---**
Then go buy a new one, Fuyuki.
**[02:57] ---**
I have to go grocery shopping for dinner.
**[03:00] ---**
What about the tree and
decorating the room?
**[03:02] ---**
No worries!
***SIGN*** Leave it to me
**[03:05] ---**
My platoon will devote themselves
to decorating for the party.
**[03:10] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:11] ---**
Lady Natsumi and Master Fuyuki,
you can go shopping,
**[03:14] ---**
knowing you left this duty
in good hands.
**[03:17] ---**
Huh. I never thought I'd hear
the stupid frog say something like that.
**[03:21] ---**
That's rude!
**[03:22] ---**
I'm a member of the Hinata household!
**[03:25] ---**
It's only natural for me to show
my gratitude once in a while!
**[03:28] ---**
Show gratitude?
***SIGN*** Repaying Someone for Their Kindness
**[03:32] ---**
That's a different story,
*The Crane of Gratitude*.
**[03:35] ---**
Thanks to everyone in the Hinata family,
**[03:38] ---**
we've safely gotten through the year.
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[03:40] ---**
All right, everyone?
**[03:42] ---**
Mobilize your artistic sense
**[03:45] ---**
to produce a wonderful Christmas party!
**[03:47] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:49] ---**
You are full of honor and humanity,
Mr. Sergeant!
**[03:52] ---**
Or, like, year-end thanking?
**[03:54] ---**
Another silly task!
**[03:58] ---**
Give me a break.
**[04:00] ---**
Okay, I'm counting on you, stupid frog.
**[04:03] ---**
Roger!
**[04:06] ---**
Lovey-dovey with Uncle...
Lovey-dovey with Uncle...
**[04:11] ---**
Lovey-dovey with Uncle...
**[04:17] ---**
Perfect.
**[04:18] ---**
Hey, Giroro!
**[04:20] ---**
You don't hang dangerous weapons
on a Christmas tree!
**[04:25] ---**
You're letting your hobby
get the best of you!
***SIGN*** Big Ship Big Cannon Policy
**[04:28] ---**
Christmas tree, Giroro's version!
***SIGN*** Christmas
Tree:
Giroro
Version
**[04:31] ---**
Christmas is a peaceful, romantic event.
**[04:35] ---**
Look at and learn from my tree.
**[04:38] ---**
Excuse me?!
**[04:39] ---**
Fine, show me your style of tree!
**[04:42] ---**
Gerori!
***SIGN*** I don't want to admit it, but ...
is the Federation MS a monster?
***SIGN*** Christmas Tree: Keroro Version
**[04:45] ---**
Christmas tree, Keroro's version!
***SIGN*** How's that?
**[04:48] ---**
My masterpiece! The Char-ming Christmas tree!
**[04:52] ---**
And instead of a star,
**[04:55] ---**
I'm gonna put the Zeon Army symbol on top!
**[04:58] ---**
Masterpiece, my asteroid!
**[05:01] ---**
You're the one whose hobby
is in the driver's seat!
**[05:04] ---**
What the heck?!
**[05:06] ---**
This sensibility is sensational!
**[05:07] ---**
You can't see it?
**[05:09] ---**
No, I can't!
**[05:10] ---**
Anyway, I'm removing the deadly
ordnance from the tree!
**[05:15] ---**
Gero?
**[05:15] ---**
I-Idiot!
**[05:26] ---**
Or, like, blown to pieces?
**[05:29] ---**
Hey, what was that explosion?!
**[05:31] ---**
Sarge?
**[05:34] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[05:39] ---**
There's a good explanation
for this, Lady Natsumi...
***SIGN*** Crack
**[05:42] ---**
You little...
**[05:45] ---**
...stupid frog!
**[05:47] ---**
Gero!
**[05:51] ---**
And so...
**[05:52] ---**
...we have completely lost the trust
of the Hinata family.
**[05:57] ---**
We have made our bed,
and now we must lie in it.
**[05:59] ---**
Or, like, stupid choices?
**[06:02] ---**
Keroro! It's your fault...
**[06:05] ---**
I beg to differ, Corporal Giroro!
You're plenty responsible, too!
**[06:10] ---**
This is terrible!
**[06:12] ---**
I'm sorry, Natsumi!
**[06:14] ---**
Without the Hinata family's cooperation,
**[06:16] ---**
the Pekopon invasion is next to impossible!
**[06:18] ---**
We need to go all out to restore
our trusted relationship with them!
**[06:26] ---**
That's fine, Commander, except...
**[06:28] ---**
You got a problem with it,
Sergeant Major Kululu?
**[06:30] ---**
I found this in your room earlier.
**[06:33] ---**
I hope this isn't your first time seeing it.
**[06:36] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro-dono,
Keron Military Headquarters is dispatching a
research commission to Pekopon. Keroro Platoon,
prepare invasion results that the commission
can easily confirm. Depending on that,
the commission will decide whether Keroro Platoon
should be recalled from Pekopon.
The commission is expected to arrive
on Pekopon at midnight on December 25th, 2005.
**[06:37] ---**
What is it?
**[06:39] ---**
Let's see...
**[06:41] ---**
"Keron Military Headquarters is dispatching
a research commission to Pekopon.
**[06:45] ---**
Keroro Platoon, prepare invasion results
that the commission can easily confirm.
**[06:51] ---**
Depending on that, the commission will
decide whether Keroro Platoon should be...
**[06:55] ---**
...recalled from Pekopon"?
**[06:57] ---**
Wha...?!
**[06:58] ---**
What?!
**[06:59] ---**
In other words...
**[07:02] ---**
I don't get it.
**[07:03] ---**
What the what?!
**[07:06] ---**
You don't understand?! We have to prove
**[07:09] ---**
to HQ's research commission
**[07:10] ---**
that we're making progress with the invasion!
**[07:14] ---**
Wait a second.
**[07:15] ---**
Progress with the invasion...
***SIGN*** Invasion Progress: Zero
**[07:18] ---**
We haven't been doing anything like that.
**[07:21] ---**
So when is that research
commission coming here?
**[07:24] ---**
Um... In Pekopon terms,
**[07:27] ---**
December 25th, 2005.
**[07:31] ---**
December 25th?
**[07:35] ---**
That's...
**[07:37] ---**
...tonight.
**[07:39] ---**
That's way too sudden!
**[07:42] ---**
You already sent them the year-end
progress report, haven't you?
**[07:45] ---**
Gero...
**[07:48] ---**
HQ probably realized you altered the
runner-up trophy from last week's
***SIGN*** First National Middle School Occult Tournament Runner Up
**[07:51] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero...
***SIGN*** Winner
**[07:52] ---**
Occult Tournament to make it look like
a first-place win before sending.
**[07:56] ---**
Okay!
**[07:59] ---**
Cheating!
**[08:02] ---**
Tee hee!
**[08:03] ---**
Don't give me "Tee hee"!
**[08:05] ---**
You dumbo!
**[08:06] ---**
After all,
**[08:08] ---**
I knew we'd be in hot water if
we didn't produce results soon!
**[08:13] ---**
Like winning an occult tournament would
count as progress towards the invasion!
**[08:18] ---**
As they say, mess with the boar,
and you get the horns.
**[08:21] ---**
So what are you going to do, Commander?
**[08:24] ---**
Certainly...
**[08:25] ---**
...restoring a relationship of trust
with the Hinata family is important,
**[08:30] ---**
but if we're ordered to return home,
**[08:33] ---**
we lose everything.
**[08:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Lady Natsumi...
**[08:38] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:39] ---**
Stupid frog!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Progress Report Task Force
**[08:43] ---**
Our highest priority is cooking up
some invasion progress.
**[08:47] ---**
Without that, there's no tomorrow!
**[08:55] ---**
Excuse me...
**[08:57] ---**
Sarge?
**[08:58] ---**
About before...
**[09:01] ---**
...I'm sorry!
**[09:02] ---**
Forget it. There's no use
crying over spilled milk.
**[09:05] ---**
But I can't take any more
of your setbacks today,
**[09:07] ---**
so don't bother offering to help.
**[09:09] ---**
No, it's not that...
**[09:12] ---**
I have a favor to ask you two.
**[09:17] ---**
Actually...
**[09:20] ---**
Us?
**[09:23] ---**
Just for one day?
**[09:26] ---**
Become prisoners...
**[09:29] ---**
...of the Keron Army?
**[09:31] ---**
Please!
**[09:33] ---**
What are you talking about, you stupid frog?!
**[09:39] ---**
And so...
**[09:40] ---**
Yeah... I did not think it would work.
**[09:43] ---**
Given the current circumstances, seeking
cooperation from the Hinata siblings
**[09:46] ---**
is asking for too much.
**[09:48] ---**
In the first place,
I'm sure the research committee
**[09:50] ---**
won't be placated by showing them
a couple of prisoners.
**[09:53] ---**
Hey, doesn't anyone else
have any good ideas?
**[09:56] ---**
At a time like this,
**[09:58] ---**
the only thing we can do is take
over the central government!
**[10:02] ---**
Ah! I will rebuild the metro government
office as a gingerbread house!
**[10:11] ---**
Why don't we make a
Sergeant Major Kululu anime
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major Kululu
**[10:15] ---**
and broadcast it on the
giant screen in Shibuya?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Major Kululu
**[10:23] ---**
None of your ideas are realistic.
**[10:27] ---**
Do you have any ideas, Lady Mois?
**[10:31] ---**
Let's see...
**[10:36] ---**
How about making a giant doll of you, Uncle?
**[10:39] ---**
Gero? A doll of me?
**[10:42] ---**
Yes!
**[10:46] ---**
If it's gigantic, the research
commission will notice it right away.
**[10:52] ---**
Or, like, clearly overt?
**[10:55] ---**
That's a nice idea!
***SIGN*** Jealousy
Jealousy
Jealousy
**[10:57] ---**
Jealousy!
**[10:58] ---**
That is a good idea.
**[10:58] ---**
Jealousy! Jealousy!
**[11:00] ---**
But they're coming tonight!
**[11:00] ---**
Jealousy!
**[11:02] ---**
Would we have time if we started now?
**[11:02] ---**
Jealousy! Jealousy!
**[11:04] ---**
Nothing is impossible if
you have manual laborers!
***SIGN*** Forced Deportation
Turning the Tables
Regaining Trust
Household Harmony
Driven Into a Corner
Going All Out
**[11:09] ---**
We'll have to do it.
**[11:11] ---**
There's no other way...
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invasion Progress Report Task Force
**[11:14] ---**
All personnel, begin the
operation immediately!
**[11:16] ---**
Roger!
**[11:18] ---**
They only have several hours left.
**[11:20] ---**
Will the Keroro Platoon's
operation be a success?
**[11:23] ---**
To be continued in the second half!
**[11:32] ---**
So to avoid being ordered back home,
**[11:35] ---**
the Keroro Platoon decided to
create a giant Keroro statue.
**[11:38] ---**
Will it work in the end?
**[11:44] ---**
Everyone...
**[11:46] ---**
So, thanks to Momoka-dono's generosity,
**[11:49] ---**
we're going to use this Nishizawa Tower.
**[11:52] ---**
Thanks, Momochi!
**[11:54] ---**
You're welcome, Tama-chan.
**[11:56] ---**
But why isn't Fuyuki-kun here?!
**[11:59] ---**
Say, where's Natsumi-san?
**[12:01] ---**
Um, where's Fuyuki-kun?
**[12:03] ---**
W-Well...
**[12:05] ---**
Due to certain circumstances,
I didn't ask them to join us.
**[12:12] ---**
Christmas with Lady Mom...
**[12:14] ---**
I can't interfere with them
more than I already have...
**[12:18] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[12:20] ---**
Are you almost done?
**[12:22] ---**
Yeah. I can kind of salvage the tree...
**[12:26] ---**
...but we can forget about
decorating the room.
**[12:30] ---**
That darn stupid frog!
**[12:32] ---**
Hot!
**[12:37] ---**
I'm sure Sarge didn't mean to do it.
**[12:42] ---**
I'm gonna check on them.
**[12:47] ---**
Hot!
**[12:49] ---**
So, everyone...
**[12:51] ---**
I want you to make it look like that!
**[12:53] ---**
What an ugly monument! Sheesh!
**[12:56] ---**
Silence!
**[12:57] ---**
However, if it's just a statue,
they won't be able to see it from the sky.
**[13:02] ---**
I thought of everything.
**[13:04] ---**
Look at that!
**[13:06] ---**
The "Share your electricity
with me" Device! Kukuku!
***SIGN*** "Share your electricity with me" Device
***SIGN*** Crackle
***SIGN*** Crackle
***SIGN*** Crackle
***SIGN*** Crackle
**[13:16] ---**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Crackle
***SIGN*** Crackle Crackle Crackle
Crackle Crackle Crackle
**[13:18] ---**
It's a system that accumulates
static electricity,
**[13:21] ---**
then creates intense light that's impossible
to duplicate with Pekopon science.
**[13:27] ---**
And now, let's begin the operation!
**[13:33] ---**
Sarge!
**[13:35] ---**
Aren't you down here?
**[13:41] ---**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Sergeant Keroro-dono,
Keron Military Headquarters is dispatching a
research commission to Pekopon. Keroro Platoon,
prepare invasion results that the commission
can easily confirm. Depending on that,
the commission will decide whether Keroro Platoon
should be recalled from Pekopon.
The commission is expected to arrive
on Pekopon at midnight on December 25th, 2005.
**[13:48] ---**
Oh my gosh, Sis!
**[13:50] ---**
This says if they don't show signs
of the invasion by midnight,
**[13:53] ---**
Sarge and his platoon
will be sent back home!
**[13:58] ---**
Th-That's what they get!
**[14:01] ---**
What happens to them has
nothing to do with us!
**[14:04] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[14:06] ---**
You don't really want Sarge and
the rest to go away, do you, Sis?
**[14:11] ---**
It seems they're at Nishizawa Tower,
so I'm going over!
**[14:14] ---**
H-Hey, Fuyuki!
**[14:16] ---**
What about preparing for the party?!
**[14:29] ---**
Sarge!
**[14:32] ---**
Sarge!
**[14:32] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[14:35] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[14:36] ---**
Fukki!
**[14:37] ---**
I'm sorry, Sarge.
**[14:39] ---**
I didn't know you were in this kind of a jam.
**[14:43] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
**[14:44] ---**
You're going to help us?
**[14:47] ---**
Of course!
**[14:48] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[14:50] ---**
I'll help, too!
**[14:53] ---**
556!
**[14:54] ---**
556-san!
**[14:55] ---**
I heard you're under the gun, Keroro!
**[14:57] ---**
But you didn't call me to help?!
**[15:00] ---**
I thought we were pals!
**[15:01] ---**
I apologize for my brother's interference!
**[15:03] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[15:10] ---**
I knew he would cause trouble!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[15:27] ---**
I'm sure Sarge didn't mean to do it.
**[15:31] ---**
You don't really want Sarge and
the rest to go away, do you, Sis?
***SIGN*** Crackle Crackle Crackle
Crackle Crackle Crackle
**[15:42] ---**
All right, it's gathering
plenty of electricity.
**[15:48] ---**
It's been getting colder these days, huh?
**[15:50] ---**
And the air is dry.
**[15:52] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu,
**[15:54] ---**
about how long will it take to finish?
**[15:56] ---**
At this pace, about another two hours.
**[16:00] ---**
We've got one hour until midnight!
**[16:03] ---**
Gero!
**[16:03] ---**
Crap!
**[16:05] ---**
We just have to do it!
**[16:11] ---**
Gero?
**[16:12] ---**
Jeez! If you needed more people,
you should've said so at the start!
**[16:17] ---**
Sis!
**[16:18] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[16:20] ---**
If we don't get this done by tonight,
**[16:22] ---**
you guys will have to leave Earth, right?
**[16:25] ---**
Why didn't you say so before?!
**[16:27] ---**
Without you guys around...
**[16:29] ---**
Gero?
**[16:32] ---**
...who would fix up the living room?
**[16:37] ---**
Lady Natsumi...
**[16:39] ---**
All right! We're almost there, everyone!
**[16:51] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[17:03] ---**
Gero...
**[17:05] ---**
It's finished!
**[17:06] ---**
Or, like, finishing touches?
**[17:10] ---**
We made it in time!
**[17:12] ---**
It's thanks to everyone for helping out.
**[17:15] ---**
This way you guys won't have
to go back home, right?
**[17:21] ---**
Mom...
**[17:23] ---**
I'm sorry I couldn't finish
preparing for the party.
**[17:26] ---**
Now we just have to activate the
"Share your electricity with me" Device!
**[17:31] ---**
Everyone, I thank you for your cooperation
**[17:33] ---**
from the bottom of my heart!
**[17:41] ---**
It seems the research commission is here!
**[17:48] ---**
Hey!
**[17:50] ---**
Feast your eyes
**[17:52] ---**
on the results of our invasion!
**[17:55] ---**
And so... Click.
***SIGN*** Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle
***SIGN*** Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle Crackle
**[18:17] ---**
What's this?
**[18:29] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:31] ---**
The monument is falling!
**[18:33] ---**
Gero!
**[18:35] ---**
Can't we do something?!
**[18:38] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[18:44] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm so sorry
my brother isn't any help!
**[19:00] ---**
W-Why did that happen?!
**[19:02] ---**
Hey!
**[19:03] ---**
I don't know! I want to ask that myself!
**[19:06] ---**
It collected more static
electricity than I thought,
**[19:09] ---**
so the "Share your electricity with me"
Device overheated...
**[19:13] ---**
It was especially dry tonight,
**[19:15] ---**
so there must've been more
static electricity than usual.
**[19:20] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[19:21] ---**
It... It can't be...
**[19:24] ---**
After everyone gave their all to help out...
**[19:27] ---**
Was all that hard work for nothing?
**[19:32] ---**
Sarge...
**[19:36] ---**
It's snowing.
**[19:37] ---**
Snowing?
**[19:45] ---**
Huh?
**[19:47] ---**
This snow is glowing...
**[19:49] [SONG] ---**
If you climb up the hill
**[19:53] [SONG] ---**
And look out,
**[20:00] [SONG] ---**
You'll see all the lights from tonight
**[20:05] [SONG] ---**
Shining brightly.
**[20:12] [SONG] ---**
The bells sounding in the sky
**[20:16] [SONG] ---**
Seem to say,
**[20:17] ---**
Beautiful...
**[20:20] ---**
What happened?!
**[20:21] [SONG] ---**
"It's a Kero-ry night."
**[20:23] ---**
It looks like the accumulated energy
from the electricity device
**[20:26] ---**
was scattered all over the city.
**[20:28] [SONG] ---**
The song of saints
**[20:29] ---**
L-Look!
**[20:32] [SONG] ---**
Is hallelujah.
**[20:32] ---**
The research commission ship is leaving!
**[20:35] ---**
What does it mean?
**[20:37] ---**
My guess is
**[20:38] ---**
they mistakenly took the glow around
the city to be proof of your invasion!
**[20:44] ---**
I see.
**[20:45] ---**
They thought the whole city was
paying tribute to the commander.
**[20:49] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, you have the luck of the devil!
**[20:52] [SONG] ---**
Santa's sled
**[20:53] ---**
It looks like we escaped
forced deportation.
**[20:56] [SONG] ---**
Flies by
**[20:58] ---**
Or, like, closing cases?
**[21:00] ---**
Now the stupid frogs
don't have to go back.
**[21:03] [SONG] ---**
Without stopping even once.
**[21:03] ---**
It's a happy ending.
**[21:05] ---**
No, not yet.
**[21:07] [SONG] ---**
What a heartrending Christmas.
**[21:07] ---**
The operation isn't finished!
**[21:13] [SONG] ---**
The streets are decorated
**[21:21] ---**
Beautiful!
**[21:21] [SONG] ---**
With fallen branches.
**[21:23] ---**
Welcome home!
**[21:25] ---**
This is amazing!
**[21:26] [SONG] ---**
It makes the people happy,
**[21:27] ---**
What happened?
**[21:29] ---**
Actually...
**[21:30] [SONG] ---**
And they forget their sadness.
**[21:31] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[21:33] ---**
Oh, welcome, everyone.
**[21:33] [SONG] ---**
Our true mission,
**[21:36] ---**
Welcome home, Lady Mom.
**[21:40] ---**
You and the others helped here,
huh, Kero-chan?
**[21:43] [SONG] ---**
The invasion of Pekopon,
**[21:43] ---**
Merry Christmas, Mom!
**[21:45] ---**
Come on inside!
**[21:47] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[21:48] [SONG] ---**
Still continues.
**[21:49] ---**
Natsumi-dono,
**[21:51] ---**
it's really snowing now.
**[21:52] [SONG] ---**
It's a Kero-ry night.
**[21:57] [SONG] ---**
Let's sing in unison:
**[21:59] ---**
Merry Christmas,
**[22:01] ---**
stupid frog.
**[22:03] [SONG] ---**
God be with you.
**[22:04] ---**
Gero?
**[22:13] ---**
Merry Christmas to all of you, too!
And a Happy New Year.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:52] ---**
It's Mois. The year's almost up,
**[23:54] ---**
so Happy New Year to everyone.
***SIGN*** Keroro Donation Box
**[23:56] ---**
Or, like, open yearly? Useless planning?
Finished business? New Year's noodles?
***SIGN*** (1) Build a big ship
***SIGN*** (2) Attach a cannon to it
***SIGN*** (3) Attack
***SIGN*** (4) Invasion Succeeds
**[24:01] ---**
Whatever! Next time,
**[24:02] ---**
new resolution for a new year!
**[24:05] ---**
Or, like, boasting talking?
**[24:07] ---**
"Keroro: New Year, Reborn!
The Neo Keroro, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Koyuki: Here Comes Grandma, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E91 - Keroro: New Year, Reborn! The Neo Keroro, Sir! / Koyuki: Here Comes Grandma, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV217M/keroro-new-year-reborn-the-neo-keroro-sir--koyuki-here-comes-grandma-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
***SIGN*** New Year Greetings From Our Players
***SIGN*** Happy New Year 2006
**[01:41] ---**
We wish everyone...
***SIGN*** Happy New Year 2006
**[01:43] ---**
...a Happy New Year!
**[01:46] ---**
We have made it safely to another new year.
**[01:51] ---**
And it's all thanks to you, our viewers.
**[01:55] ---**
From the bottom of our hearts,
***SIGN*** Happy New Year 2006
**[01:56] ---**
we appreciate it.
**[01:59] ---**
Okay, enough with the stiff greetings.
**[02:02] ---**
I'd like to ask the Keroro Platoon
what their ambitions are this year.
**[02:06] ---**
This year for sure, I want to focus
on our invasion strategy.
**[02:09] ---**
For better or worse, I will follow
Mr. Sergeant wherever he goes.
**[02:14] ---**
I can't say.
**[02:17] ---**
I'll use every last bit of my strength
**[02:19] ---**
to protect this beautiful planet.
**[02:23] ---**
Why make an extra effort,
just because it's New Year's?
**[02:26] ---**
This year, I'll fool around as always
**[02:28] ---**
and work when I'm in the mood.
**[02:29] ---**
With an attitude like that,
**[02:31] ---**
the invasion will never move forward!
**[02:33] ---**
There's no point in being
passionate about it.
**[02:36] ---**
Speaking frankly, if we
really did invade Pekopon,
**[02:39] ---**
the show would be over.
**[02:41] ---**
And you're the one who's in charge?!
**[02:45] ---**
Well, this is how *Keroro Gunsou*
begins this year, too.
**[02:45] ---**
Gero!
**[02:48] ---**
Thank you for your support.
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
**[02:54] ---**
Keroro: New Year, Reborn!
The Neo Keroro, Sir!
**[02:59] ---**
It's finished.
***SIGN*** Angelic Devil's Smile Gun
**[03:02] ---**
Anyone who gets hit with this
Angelic Devil's Smile Gun
**[03:04] ---**
will slack off if they're a serious person
**[03:07] ---**
and turn serious if they're a slacker.
**[03:09] ---**
Let's use it on Keroro to
make him a serious leader
**[03:12] ---**
so he'll get his homework done.
**[03:15] ---**
This time last year, he didn't finish
his winter vacation homework,
**[03:18] ---**
and got penalized by Headquarters,
remember?
**[03:21] ---**
But even after that,
***SIGN*** Free Research Drills Mathematics
**[03:23] ---**
he hasn't learned his lesson.
**[03:25] ---**
At this rate, the existence of
our very platoon is in danger.
**[03:31] ---**
Hey, Dororo. You gonna do
some more gardening?
**[03:34] ---**
Like they say, "A sound mind
requires a sound body."
**[03:37] ---**
Pesticide-free vegetables
are better for you.
**[03:44] ---**
Although I don't really feel like
digging in the dirt...
**[03:48] ---**
It's not like I ever get any recognition
for working my tail off.
**[03:53] ---**
I'm probably better off kicking back
**[03:55] ---**
and having a good time.
**[04:01] ---**
Looks like it works.
**[04:03] ---**
Gero?!
**[04:04] ---**
This is for the sake of our platoon!
**[04:07] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[04:13] ---**
What have I been wasting my time on?!
***SIGN*** New Year's Day is the key of the year
**[04:21] ---**
Come on, you guys, too.
**[04:22] ---**
Don't bother me.
**[04:32] ---**
I bet he kicked us out so he can
get back to slacking off!
**[04:37] ---**
All right, time to roll up my sleeves
and finish this homework.
**[04:42] ---**
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa!
**[04:44] ---**
Pa-pa-pa-pa!
***SIGN*** Write the following words in kanji.
**[04:46] ---**
Pa-pa-pa-pa!
***SIGN*** Kanji Exercise Book
**[04:48] ---**
Done! Done! Done!
***SIGN*** Science
***SIGN*** Math Exercise Book
**[04:52] ---**
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...
**[04:56] ---**
There.
**[04:58] ---**
Might as well send it to HQ right away.
***SIGN*** Delivery Service
To: Keron Headquarters, Homework Branch
58th Planet, Toad Nebula
From Sgt. Keroro
Commander of the Invasion Advance Team
Contents: Documents, Model
**[05:15] ---**
I'm sorry for doubting you, Keroro!
**[05:18] ---**
You're a guy who can do it if he tries!
**[05:20] ---**
That's right!
**[05:22] ---**
There's something else I have to do!
**[05:24] ---**
Is he finally getting serious
about the invasion?!
**[05:30] ---**
Winter vacation goes by too fast.
**[05:33] ---**
I know.
**[05:35] ---**
And you've got New Year's in there,
so if you laze around, blink and it's over.
**[05:39] ---**
If you realize that much,
**[05:42] ---**
why are you just sitting around?
**[05:44] ---**
Sarge?
**[05:45] ---**
What are you doing?
**[05:46] ---**
Don't just sit around.
**[05:47] ---**
Hurry up and do your homework.
**[05:49] ---**
Hey, who cares about cracking
the whip on their homework?
**[05:52] ---**
You got bigger fish to fry...
**[05:54] ---**
Hey, dudes. Listen to this...
**[05:57] ---**
Koyuki-chan booted me out of her house
for just lounging around.
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[06:02] ---**
I got nothing better to do,
so lemme chill here a while.
**[06:05] ---**
Read a few comics...
**[06:11] ---**
Look at that!
**[06:12] ---**
That's what you looked like when I came in!
**[06:15] ---**
In the grand cosmic scale,
**[06:17] ---**
the Pekoponian lifespan is like
the lifespan of a fly to you.
**[06:20] ---**
So you mustn't waste one minute,
nay, even one second of your life!
**[06:24] ---**
Thanks, jerk!
**[06:26] ---**
Still, being told that does make me feel like
I should get up and do something.
**[06:29] ---**
If you understand,
then get that homework done.
**[06:32] ---**
Hey, Keroro, the invasion,
not the homework!
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[06:39] ---**
With "friendship" like that,
**[06:40] ---**
who needs enemies?
**[06:43] ---**
Think more deeply about
the meaning of friendship,
**[06:45] ---**
and write it like you mean it.
**[06:47] ---**
Hey, Keroro! What about the invasion?
***SIGN*** Be Careful of Fires
**[06:52] ---**
What's that supposed to be?
**[06:54] ---**
Bean jam on mochi?
**[06:56] ---**
It's a fire.
**[06:57] ---**
You're good at sports and academics,
**[06:59] ---**
but you suck at drawing, I see.
***SIGN*** Sucks
**[07:01] ---**
I'm not done yet!
**[07:02] ---**
And how can I concentrate on drawing
with you babbling at me?!
**[07:06] ---**
Making excuses, blaming other people...
**[07:09] ---**
You'll never be able to make
a work of art that way!
***SIGN*** Keroro Collection Box
**[07:11] ---**
Here.
**[07:12] ---**
"Keroro Collection Box"?
**[07:13] ---**
Anyone who complains has
to donate as punishment.
**[07:17] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[07:19] ---**
It looks like charity,
**[07:20] ---**
but you're actually collecting
for yourself, aren't you?
**[07:23] ---**
Stop being skeptical about altruistic acts!
**[07:25] ---**
It's disgraceful!
**[07:27] ---**
Hey, Keroro! What about the invasion?
**[07:29] ---**
You and your invasion!
**[07:30] ---**
What, are you from Invasionland?
**[07:34] ---**
Indeed, what is "Invasionland"?
***SIGN*** Be Careful of Fires
**[07:37] ---**
What are you going to do
if this lousy poster
***SIGN*** Lousy
**[07:40] ---**
becomes the laughingstock
of the whole school?
***SIGN*** Pathetic
**[07:43] ---**
I mean, this is a pathetic attempt
at a poster,
**[07:45] ---**
and it'll embarrass you
in the end, Natsumi-kun.
**[07:47] ---**
Quit insulting my poster!
**[07:49] ---**
What, I have to pay? Fine!
***SIGN*** Keroro
Collection
Box
**[07:53] ---**
The old Keroro is better than this!
**[07:56] ---**
I'll shoot him again to bring back
the slacker Keroro!
**[08:00] ---**
What?!
**[08:01] ---**
I don't need you to bring anything back!
**[08:06] ---**
I've been reborn.
**[08:08] ---**
From now on, I'm staying
on the straight and narrow!
**[08:12] ---**
Don't come crying to me.
**[08:13] ---**
He's stuck this way now.
**[08:20] ---**
Working is wonderful.
**[08:23] ---**
You need it, along with studying,
to become a well-balanced person.
**[08:26] ---**
Is that right?
**[08:28] ---**
That chair should be moved
one cm to the right.
**[08:31] ---**
Sarge, that's being too fussy.
***SIGN*** Keroro
Collection
Box
**[08:33] ---**
Any complaints, put them
in the box with a donation.
**[08:36] ---**
That wasn't a complaint!
**[08:38] ---**
That's another one.
**[08:40] ---**
All right, fine!
**[08:41] ---**
One cm to the right, yeah?
**[08:50] ---**
Natsumi-kun, there's still dust here.
**[08:53] ---**
It doesn't have to be perfect!
**[08:55] ---**
A dirty house indicates a dirty heart.
Here, penalty box.
**[08:59] ---**
Okay, already! I'll wipe it down again!
**[09:02] ---**
Natsumi is actually obeying him!
**[09:05] ---**
Why won't he use that power
towards the invasion?!
**[09:09] ---**
You're going on about that again?
**[09:10] ---**
If you want to invade that badly,
think of a plan yourself!
***SIGN*** Project Proposal
**[09:24] ---**
I... I did it!
***SIGN*** (1) Build a big ship
**[09:29] ---**
"Build a big ship.
***SIGN*** (2) Attach a cannon to it
**[09:32] ---**
Attach a cannon to it.
***SIGN*** (3) Attack
**[09:33] ---**
Attack. Invasion succeeds."
***SIGN*** (4) Invasion Succeeds
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[09:40] ---**
What is this?! You call this a plan?!
**[09:43] ---**
Elementary school student essays
are more coherent!
**[09:47] ---**
If that's your best effort at a strategy,
**[09:49] ---**
then you have no business
talking about an invasion!
**[09:55] ---**
He's not used to writing proposals,
so he's a nervous wreck.
**[09:58] ---**
Go easy on him!
**[10:00] ---**
No, I'll give him two hours.
**[10:02] ---**
In the first place, how have you been
spending your days on Pekopon?
**[10:05] ---**
Polishing your rifle in the yard and
roasting sweet potatoes, am I wrong?
**[10:08] ---**
Keep polishing it like that,
and it'll just slip out of your hands!
**[10:11] ---**
Sergeant Keroro's lambasting
actually went on for 15 hours.
**[10:16] ---**
Therefore, people talk as
if postal privatization
**[10:20] ---**
is related to the pension problem,
**[10:22] ---**
but in actual fact...
**[10:23] ---**
Would you give it a rest already, Sarge?
**[10:27] ---**
Dude, there's no point in being all serious.
**[10:30] ---**
Let's have fun just whiling away
the hours, Keroppi.
**[10:31] ---**
I hate that kind of slacker
mentality the most!
**[10:35] ---**
In the end, slackers snatch up
all of the good stuff.
**[10:41] ---**
This cat is done being the wallflower.
**[10:44] ---**
I'm gonna be the slacker
that's on everyone's radar.
**[10:47] ---**
Cease that weird dancing!
**[10:49] ---**
Go screw yourself!
**[10:52] ---**
It's selfish people like you
**[10:55] ---**
who are dragging this world down!
**[10:58] ---**
And you're just an annoying
old stuffed shirt!
**[11:01] ---**
Say what you want, I stick to my guns!
**[11:05] ---**
A small kindness becomes embers,
**[11:07] ---**
that spark a fire in people's
hearts, one by one.
**[11:09] ---**
Eventually, they'll become
the flames of idealism,
**[11:12] ---**
and when they flare up high into the air,
**[11:14] ---**
people will love! And that...
**[11:16] ---**
...is called peace!
**[11:21] ---**
Gero...
**[11:22] ---**
Sarge!
**[11:23] ---**
Doro doro doro doro...
**[11:30] ---**
W-What happened?
**[11:33] ---**
They went too far with
what they weren't used to,
**[11:35] ---**
and their bodies rejected it.
**[11:38] ---**
At least this should get
them back to normal.
**[11:43] ---**
What do you mean, do it all over again?!
**[11:46] ---**
0 points!
***SIGN*** Try Harder
**[11:47] ---**
No points even for my model?!
**[11:49] ---**
I thought I was supposed to
get all the homework done!
**[11:52] ---**
Even if your personality becomes serious,
that doesn't make you any smarter!
**[11:58] ---**
What?!
**[11:59] ---**
Then I have to do it all over?
**[12:01] ---**
Kululu, help me!
**[12:03] ---**
Forget it!
**[12:04] ---**
Gero!
**[12:06] ---**
Viewers at home, please do your
homework seriously and steadily,
**[12:09] ---**
so you don't wind up
like the sergeant!
**[12:19] ---**
The Hinata residence, where everyone
is still in the New Year spirit.
**[12:26] ---**
That's a beautiful bento!
**[12:28] ---**
Koyuki-chan, that's not a bento.
It's called *osechi.*
**[12:32] ---**
"Osechi"?
**[12:33] ---**
For New Year's,
**[12:34] ---**
people make these in advance
so they can relax
**[12:38] ---**
with the whole family at home.
**[12:40] ---**
You're freed from doing the usual chores,
and just get to chill out.
**[12:43] ---**
That's what I like about
Japanese New Year's.
**[12:46] ---**
That being said, Mom had to
go back to work on the first.
**[12:50] ---**
Since I was a child,
**[12:52] ---**
I've been taught that a ninja is alone.
**[12:55] ---**
I don't really understand the
concept of "family" well,
**[12:58] ---**
but being able to celebrate a normal
New Year's with all of you like this...
**[13:03] ---**
...makes me so happy!
**[13:04] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan...
**[13:11] ---**
Hello?
**[13:13] ---**
Grandma?
***SIGN*** Sunset First Spring Bento
**[13:15] ---**
You're nearby?! A sudden visit?!
**[13:18] ---**
H-Hello? Hello?
**[13:21] ---**
She hung up.
**[13:23] ---**
Just like Mom, when Grandma thinks of
something, she acts on it right away.
**[13:26] ---**
Then we can't just sit here!
**[13:28] ---**
The admiral is Lady Mom's superior officer!
**[13:31] ---**
While Lady Mom is out,
**[13:33] ---**
we have to show hospitality to the admiral.
**[13:35] ---**
So you say, but you're really expecting her
to give you money for New Year's!
**[13:39] ---**
Just don't engage in any hijinks.
**[13:41] ---**
Gero?
**[13:41] ---**
That's a fine thing to say, Lady Natsumi!
**[13:44] ---**
I owe the admiral a great deal!
**[13:48] ---**
But you trample on my feelings
of gratitude and respect!
**[13:52] ---**
You went over the line, Natsumi.
**[13:53] ---**
Certainly, Mr. General is a
calculating, scheming rogue,
**[13:57] ---**
but he has also got
an innocent side.
**[13:59] ---**
S-Sorry about that.
**[14:01] ---**
And with that decided,
**[14:02] ---**
let's give the admiral a warm welcome
based on traditional Japanese customs.
**[14:07] ---**
I shall help you.
**[14:08] ---**
Then let's go!
**[14:10] ---**
Tama!
**[14:12] ---**
Grandma's a really rare person,
**[14:15] ---**
winning over the frogs like that.
**[14:17] ---**
A personage like that
**[14:20] ---**
would be called the Chieftain
in the ninja world!
***SIGN*** Chieftain
**[14:22] ---**
She's just our grandma!
**[14:25] ---**
The stupid frogs may not
be able to help themselves,
**[14:28] ---**
but I'd like you at least to treat Grandma
normally so she doesn't feel intimidated.
**[14:32] ---**
Right! I'll treat her totally normally.
**[14:39] ---**
Koyuki: Here Comes Grandma, Sir!
**[14:46] ---**
Here she is!
**[14:50] ---**
Grandma!
**[14:51] ---**
Happy New Year!
**[14:53] ---**
It's the new year,
so I wanted to see everyone.
**[14:57] ---**
Welcome, Grandma!
**[15:00] ---**
She's the chieftain?
**[15:01] ---**
Azumaya-san...
**[15:02] ---**
Sorry about that. Normally, normally...
**[15:05] ---**
Oh, are you Natsumi's friend?
**[15:08] ---**
I'm Azumaya Koyuki.
**[15:10] ---**
It's nice to meet you, Koyuki-chan.
**[15:14] ---**
Thank goodness. She seems really nice.
**[15:18] ---**
And also...
**[15:19] ---**
I wonder what it is...
**[15:21] ---**
She smells like hay,
a scent I remember well.
**[15:25] ---**
U-Um...
**[15:28] ---**
G-Gr-Gr-Gr...
**[15:30] ---**
Grandma!
**[15:32] ---**
What is it?
**[15:36] ---**
Grandma, aren't you hungry?
Let's eat osechi together.
**[15:39] ---**
Well, well, you're an interesting girl.
**[15:42] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[15:44] ---**
Okay, okay...
**[15:45] ---**
Koyuki-chan became attached
to Grandma the moment she met her.
**[15:54] ---**
You seasoned this,
didn't you, Natsumi?
**[15:57] ---**
You can tell, Grandma?
**[15:59] ---**
And Aki made these kelp rolls, right?
**[16:02] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:02] ---**
That's impressive, Grandma!
**[16:04] ---**
What about these black beans?
**[16:06] ---**
Oh, Sarge made those.
**[16:08] ---**
Really? Kero-chan?
**[16:10] ---**
Gero!
**[16:13] ---**
That must've been a big clean-up.
**[16:22] ---**
Grandma, get back!
**[16:24] ---**
Gero!
**[16:26] ---**
Sergeant!
**[16:28] ---**
J-Just don't kill me...
**[16:32] ---**
Huh? Koyoki-dono...
**[16:34] ---**
Dororo!
**[16:35] ---**
What are you guys doing?
**[16:37] ---**
It's called a lion dance.
**[16:39] ---**
It's a dance that acts as a prayer
for a good harvest.
**[16:42] ---**
Lion dance...
**[16:43] ---**
Lady Koyuki!
**[16:44] ---**
You were this close to
splitting me in half, too!
**[16:48] ---**
I... I'm sorry!
**[16:50] ---**
I never imagined I'd be able
to see a lion dance here.
**[16:53] ---**
Thank you, Kero-chan.
**[16:57] ---**
If you were pleased with it,
Admiral, then it was worth
**[16:59] ---**
putting our lives on the line!
**[17:02] ---**
That's overstating it.
**[17:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:06] ---**
We are ready out in the yard!
**[17:08] ---**
Good work, Private Tamama!
**[17:10] ---**
What's this? What do you have in store next?
**[17:16] ---**
Mochi-pounding!
**[17:18] ---**
Mochi-pounding?
**[17:19] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[17:20] ---**
Give me a hand.
**[17:22] ---**
Sure. Count on me, Sarge.
**[17:25] ---**
Oof!
**[17:26] ---**
Gerosho!
**[17:27] ---**
Oof!
**[17:28] ---**
Gerosho!
**[17:29] ---**
Oof!
**[17:30] ---**
Gerosho!
**[17:32] ---**
Fuyu-kun, are you trying to
tickle the mochi?
**[17:36] ---**
Fukki, let me have a crack!
**[17:39] ---**
Here, I come, Mr. Sergeant!
**[17:42] ---**
He's bloodthirsty!
**[17:46] ---**
And doing it with that much force
will crush the mochi.
**[17:49] ---**
That woman!
**[17:50] ---**
Why don't you give it a try, Koyuki-chan?
**[17:52] ---**
M-Me?
**[17:54] ---**
Everything is an experience, Koyuki-dono.
**[17:57] ---**
Okay! I'll do it, Grandma!
**[18:04] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[18:06] ---**
There!
**[18:08] ---**
Okay.
**[18:11] ---**
There!
**[18:12] ---**
Okay!
**[18:13] ---**
Good!
**[18:14] ---**
Grandma and Koyuki-chan
make a good team.
**[18:19] ---**
It's nice and plump!
**[18:21] ---**
Hot-hot-hot-hot!
**[18:25] ---**
Hot!
**[18:27] ---**
I'm home!
**[18:32] ---**
Thank you for the food!
**[18:38] ---**
This is it! Mom's New Year's soup!
**[18:41] ---**
Koyuki-chan and Grandma
pounded the mochi.
**[18:46] ---**
We helped, too!
**[18:49] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[18:52] ---**
It's good, huh?
**[19:01] ---**
What is it, Koyuki-chan?
**[19:03] ---**
N-Nothing! Um...
**[19:06] ---**
It's so warm here...
**[19:11] ---**
Koyuki-dono.
**[19:19] ---**
Come in.
**[19:21] ---**
Grandma!
**[19:22] ---**
Oh, Koyuki-chan!
**[19:25] ---**
What's up?
**[19:26] ---**
Grandma, are your shoulders stiff?
**[19:30] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[19:32] ---**
I probably overdid it a little today.
**[19:37] ---**
Her scent makes me feel nostalgic...
**[19:41] ---**
But what does it remind me of?
**[19:45] ---**
That's enough, Koyuki-chan. Thank you.
**[19:50] ---**
Huh. Koyuki-chan and Mom?
**[19:53] ---**
That's right! It's like they're
on the same wavelength.
**[19:56] ---**
She said she's sleeping with
Grandma tonight.
**[20:12] ---**
Mom, you should stay longer.
**[20:15] ---**
I got to see everyone's happy faces,
**[20:18] ---**
and I'm pretty busy at home.
**[20:20] ---**
Admiral, we await your return.
**[20:24] ---**
Thank you for everything.
**[20:26] ---**
I had a good time.
**[20:27] ---**
You honor me, ma'am!
**[20:29] ---**
Huh? Where's Azumaya-san?
**[20:32] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[20:33] ---**
Let her sleep a little longer.
**[20:37] ---**
She must have really felt relaxed
sleeping with you, Grandma.
**[20:49] ---**
Where's Grandma?!
**[20:51] ---**
She said to tell you goodbye
right before she went home.
**[20:54] ---**
Oh no!
**[20:59] ---**
She left without saying anything...
**[21:03] ---**
Dororo!
**[21:04] ---**
I shall accompany you!
***SIGN*** Insert up to two tickets at a time.
**[21:19] ---**
At this rate, I won't get there in time!
**[21:23] ---**
Grandma...
**[21:24] ---**
Koyuki-dono! Over there!
**[21:32] ---**
Sorry! I need to borrow this for a minute!
**[21:41] ---**
Grandma!
**[21:48] ---**
Oh, my! Koyuki-chan!
**[21:54] ---**
Grandma!
**[21:56] ---**
Goodbye! Grandma!
**[22:00] ---**
Visit again soon!
**[22:07] ---**
And so, Azumaya Koyuki-chan
**[22:11] ---**
met another special person.
**[22:16] ---**
Good for you, Koyuki-chan!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:52] ---**
Happy New Year, Pekoponians.
**[23:55] ---**
My goal this year
**[23:57] ---**
is to successfully invade!
It's gotta be that, right?
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Gi
**[23:59] ---**
You're finally coming around...
**[24:01] ---**
More importantly, next time,
I've had my fill of New Year's.
**[24:04] ---**
You haven't changed at all!
**[24:06] ---**
"Keroro Platoon: From the Sky
With Love, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Momoka vs. Mois:
Clashing Battledore Battle, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E92 - Keroro Platoon: From the Sky With Love, Sir! / Momoka vs. Mois: Clashing Battledore Battle, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE83N/keroro-platoon-from-the-sky-with-love-sir--momoka-vs-mois-clashing-battledore-battle-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:32] ---**
Everyone, you're over the
New Year's mood, right?
**[01:36] ---**
Although there's about one alien invader
here who acts like it's still New Year's.
**[01:42] ---**
What says New Year's more than
tangerines and plastic models?
**[01:46] ---**
They're like peanut butter and jelly!
**[01:50] ---**
Gero?!
**[01:52] ---**
What are those?!
**[01:53] ---**
Pekopon is being invaded
by strange flying objects.
**[01:57] ---**
Maybe they're hostile aliens?
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Gi
***SIGN*** Gi
**[01:59] ---**
Or they're terrifying organic saucer creatures?!
**[02:03] ---**
Those are *tako.*
***SIGN*** Kites
***SIGN*** Dragon
**[02:05] ---**
*Tako*?
***SIGN*** Octopus
**[02:07] ---**
*Tako...*
**[02:09] ---**
*Tako...*
**[02:09] ---**
N- No, wrong *tako.*
***SIGN*** Flying kites
**[02:11] ---**
It's been a pastime in Japan
since ancient times.
**[02:14] ---**
We call it *tako-age.*
**[02:17] ---**
They were originally invented in China
**[02:19] ---**
and used for military purposes
during the Kamakura period,
**[02:23] ---**
to measure the distance
to the enemy camp.
**[02:26] ---**
Military purposes...
**[02:28] ---**
*Tako...* the sky...
**[02:30] ---**
The sky!
**[02:31] ---**
Fly away! As far as I can
in the wild blue yonder!
**[02:35] ---**
From the bottom of my heart,
**[02:37] ---**
my invader's soul cries out!
**[02:40] ---**
Gerorin gerorin gerorin!
**[02:42] ---**
It seems a strange switch
has been flipped on.
**[02:47] ---**
Keroro Platoon: From the Sky
With Love, Sir!
**[02:54] ---**
At the beginning of the new year!
**[02:55] ---**
Shogun Keroro is here!
**[02:57] ---**
The year changes, but you
still hang on to old material?
**[03:00] ---**
It wasn't funny the first time!
**[03:02] ---**
Silence!
**[03:04] ---**
This time we're doing a Japanese-style
project, and this outfit is part of it!
**[03:08] ---**
A Japanese-style project?
**[03:10] ---**
We'll soar high in the sky
**[03:12] ---**
and as we look down on
the Pekoponian worms,
**[03:15] ---**
we'll come up with a
grand invasion strategy!
**[03:19] ---**
He's calling Pekoponians worms?
**[03:22] ---**
This isn't the Keroro I know!
**[03:23] ---**
Can I really expect great things \nfrom him this year?
**[03:27] ---**
Gerori.
**[03:30] ---**
Here I go!
**[03:35] ---**
Mr. Corporal?!
**[03:35] ---**
Or, like, screaming chaos?
***SIGN*** Scream Roar Pop Shriek Crack Snap Squish
**[03:39] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[03:41] ---**
Open it up!
**[03:50] ---**
Keroro! What was that for?!
**[03:53] ---**
C-Corporal Giroro...
**[03:56] ---**
What's wrong?
***SIGN*** Flap
**[04:03] ---**
What is this?!
***SIGN*** Flattened!
**[04:05] ---**
He's been flattened.
**[04:06] ---**
W-What is this about, Keroro?
**[04:09] ---**
Turn me back to normal!
**[04:10] ---**
It looks like the show is cutting corners!
**[04:12] ---**
Well, we're in a two-dimensional
anime, anyway.
**[04:15] ---**
So it's fine.
**[04:16] ---**
Now, then!
**[04:18] ---**
The experiment worked,
**[04:21] ---**
so let's all get flattened!
**[04:28] ---**
They're not flying high in this weak wind.
**[04:32] ---**
What's that over there?
**[04:33] ---**
Wow!
**[04:35] ---**
Yahoo! I'm a shogun kite!
**[04:38] ---**
Sarge!
**[04:40] ---**
You did a good job riding the wind up there.
**[04:42] ---**
Now keep your balance.
**[04:44] ---**
Okay! Roger!
**[04:47] ---**
I mean...
**[04:48] ---**
So it shall be done!
**[04:50] ---**
I am Shogun Keroro!
**[04:53] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[04:55] ---**
An air current's got me! Be careful!
**[04:58] ---**
Sheesh! Keep quiet, Giroro!
**[05:01] ---**
I can't concentrate!
**[05:03] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[05:06] ---**
Yay! This feels great!
**[05:09] ---**
Yahoo!
**[05:11] ---**
Jeez... Why do I have to fly their kite?
**[05:15] ---**
I mean, help fly them *as* a kite?
**[05:18] ---**
Sorry for suddenly calling
you here, Nishizawa-san.
**[05:22] ---**
I-It's okay, Fuyuki-kun.
**[05:24] ---**
Please, call me over anytime!
**[05:27] ---**
When Fuyuki-kun calls me in
times of trouble like this,
**[05:31] ---**
it feels like we're getting closer.
**[05:33] ---**
At this rate, this will be
the year when we...
**[05:35] ---**
What?! The year when we what?!
**[05:38] ---**
Momocchi! Don't shake me!
**[05:42] ---**
U-Um... Is this how you're
supposed to fly a kite?
**[05:49] ---**
Well, at least I'm airborne.
**[05:54] ---**
Yeah! Now you're really riding the wind!
**[06:02] ---**
Look how high I am!
**[06:03] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[06:06] ---**
The people look like ants!
**[06:08] ---**
They're tiny! So tiny it's laughable!
**[06:11] ---**
Keroro! More importantly,
let's start the first
**[06:15] ---**
invasion meeting in the air.
**[06:17] ---**
Gero gero...
**[06:19] ---**
Aw, but it feels so good floating up here
**[06:23] ---**
that the invasion meeting just
seems so trivial, you know?
**[06:26] ---**
W-What?!
**[06:28] ---**
I thought maybe I'd work on this...
**[06:30] ---**
Wha...?!
**[06:34] ---**
Working on a Gundam model in the sky
without a care in the world
**[06:37] ---**
is really sweet.
**[06:39] ---**
Although the model
is just as flat as we are...
**[06:43] ---**
Y-You son of a...
**[06:45] ---**
You and your stupid plan,
dragging me up here!
**[06:48] ---**
As a soldier, you're full of hot air!
**[06:51] ---**
No, you're thinking about a balloon!
**[06:54] ---**
It's only the wind that's keeping me up here!
**[06:57] ---**
Good one, Mr. Sergeant!
**[06:58] ---**
You dumbo!
**[07:05] ---**
Sarge and the rest are so close! Holding on to
each other, flying around each other...
**[07:08] ---**
It looks like they're having a blast.
**[07:11] ---**
What is it, Sis?
**[07:14] ---**
Maybe I should've become a kite, too.
**[07:17] ---**
I know, right?
**[07:18] ---**
I wanted to have a
high-flying date with Uncle.
**[07:22] ---**
High-flying date?
**[07:27] ---**
Nishizawa-san? Huh?
**[07:31] ---**
Our lines are all tangled!
**[07:33] ---**
It's Corporal Giroro's fault,
for literally being cross with me!
**[07:37] ---**
It's *my* fault?!
**[07:39] ---**
This is bad. The strings are tangled!
**[07:42] ---**
What should we do, Fuyuki-kun?
**[07:43] ---**
Anyway, we have to get them freed.
**[07:45] ---**
But the wind is so strong that
it won't move like I want it to!
**[07:49] ---**
Or, like, lacking control?
***SIGN*** Snap!
**[08:04] ---**
The strings broke.
**[08:06] ---**
Uh oh...
**[08:08] ---**
Or, like, missing persons?
**[08:15] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[08:17] ---**
Making a Gundam model in the sky...
What fun...
**[08:20] ---**
Don't try to escape from reality!
**[08:22] ---**
We need to come up with a plan
to get out of this situation!
**[08:25] ---**
I think this is the end of the line for us.
**[08:28] ---**
We'll keep riding in the jetstream
**[08:30] ---**
until it blows us to a country far, far away.
**[08:36] ---**
It's hopeless.
**[08:51] ---**
Gero?
**[08:54] ---**
I can see another lost kite over there.
**[08:59] ---**
It's the same as us.
I wonder how far it'll fly.
**[09:02] ---**
Wait! Don't tell me... Is that...?!
**[09:05] ---**
Commander-dono! Everyone!
**[09:07] ---**
I've come to save you!
**[09:09] ---**
It's Dororo-senpai!
**[09:12] ---**
Dororo! You're a lifesaver!
**[09:15] ---**
The main thing is that you're all safe.
***SIGN*** Everyone...
**[09:18] ---**
Everyone...
**[09:20] ---**
You didn't ask me to participate
**[09:23] ---**
in your kite-flying tournament!
**[09:26] ---**
This is bad! Dororo's trauma switch is on!
**[09:29] ---**
Lucky you... All changed into kites...
**[09:32] ---**
You all got flat... Lucky.... I'm envious...
**[09:36] ---**
L-Lance Corporal Dororo!
**[09:38] ---**
I knew you would show up
when we were in a pinch!
**[09:41] ---**
A miracle, a mystery, the truth, and a dream!
**[09:44] ---**
That's our comrade!
**[09:46] ---**
Lance Corporal Dororo is the hope
of the future! He's awesome!
**[09:49] ---**
The best!
**[09:51] ---**
Whatever, just hurry up and save us!
**[09:56] ---**
Gero!
**[10:02] ---**
The next day...
**[10:04] ---**
H-Hey!
**[10:07] ---**
What is this?!
**[10:09] ---**
You're flat.
**[10:12] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[10:14] ---**
Now we're two-dimensional, too!
**[10:16] ---**
Well, we were really lonely
being the only ones yesterday,
**[10:21] ---**
so we tried turning the
entire house into a kite.
**[10:24] ---**
Yay! Now I won't be sad even if
we get blown out to sea again!
**[10:29] ---**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[10:32] ---**
So let's all rise up!
**[10:34] ---**
And let's all get blown together!
**[10:37] ---**
Wherever the wind takes us!
**[10:39] ---**
Say what?!
**[10:41] ---**
Or, like, sharing fortunes?
**[10:48] ---**
This is amazing, Sis!
**[10:50] ---**
Is this any time to be impressed?!
**[10:53] ---**
When you do fly a kite, do it in a spacious
area and watch out for electric wires.
***SIGN*** Reserved today by the Nisihizawa Group
**[11:10] ---**
At this shrine,
the New Year's rush has died down,
**[11:14] ---**
so Momoka-chan of the Nishizawa family
is here to draw a fortune.
**[11:20] ---**
Well, milady Momoka,
**[11:22] ---**
let's see what lies in store for you
romantically this year.
***SIGN*** 96
**[11:28] ---**
Number 96!
**[11:31] ---**
All right, here I go.
**[11:33] ---**
W-What is it?!
***SIGN*** Soon to be lovey-dovey. Lucky item: Battledore.
**[11:35] ---**
"Soon to be lovey-dovey.
Lucky item: Battledore."
**[11:40] ---**
A battledore!
**[11:44] ---**
Momoka vs. Mois:
Clashing Battledore Battle, Sir!
**[11:51] ---**
I see. So this was a
Nishizawa Group facility, too.
**[11:57] ---**
Momoka-chan's family is incredible!
**[12:00] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[12:03] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[12:05] ---**
I got an invitation from Momoka-san!
**[12:08] ---**
So did we...
**[12:11] ---**
...but what she did gather us here for?
**[12:16] ---**
Thank you for coming, everyone.
**[12:18] ---**
What pretty New Year's clothes!
**[12:22] ---**
Yeah, it looks really nice
on you, Nishizawa-san.
**[12:25] ---**
It looks really nice on you,
Nishizawa-san!
**[12:27] ---**
It looks really nice on you,
Nishizawa-san!
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
Ba-dum
***SIGN*** Ba-dum
**[12:29] ---**
It looks really nice!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[12:32] ---**
All right! That's one point for me!
***SIGN*** Current Points
**[12:37] ---**
What's wrong, Momoka-chan?
**[12:40] ---**
M-More importantly, I hope you all enjoy
**[12:43] ---**
today's battledore festival.
**[12:46] ---**
Battledore festival?
**[12:55] ---**
The battledore stage, specially
prepared by the Nishizawa family.
**[12:58] ---**
Over the top again...
**[13:01] ---**
Today's battledores
**[13:03] ---**
were created thirteen years ago to
commemorate milady Momoka's birthday.
**[13:07] ---**
The event will be follow the
Nishizawa family's official rules.
**[13:11] ---**
And the tournament will be
held on this stage itself!
**[13:14] ---**
What?! This is the first time
I heard about any of this!
**[13:17] ---**
Do you intend to run away?
**[13:20] ---**
That voice...
**[13:22] ---**
Rie-san!
**[13:23] ---**
Oh! It's her!
**[13:25] ---**
Imo Gorie!
***SIGN*** Imo Gorie
***SIGN*** Imogo Rie
**[13:27] ---**
That's Imogo Rie-chan.
**[13:30] ---**
You beat me at softball, Natsumi,
**[13:33] ---**
but I'll kick your butt today!
***SIGN*** Madam
**[13:37] ---**
Who's "Madam"? And Hanako?
***SIGN*** Hanako
**[13:42] ---**
Long time no see!
**[13:44] ---**
I'm Madam Okero!
***SIGN*** Madam Okero
**[13:46] ---**
I'm as good with battledores
as I am at tennis!
**[13:49] ---**
Boo!
**[13:51] ---**
I am Hanako!
***SIGN*** Hanako
**[13:53] ---**
I just came from the bathroom!
**[13:56] ---**
Hi! I'm Melody Honey!
***SIGN*** Melody Honey
**[13:58] ---**
And I came running over
all the way from America!
**[14:02] ---**
Even though I took an airplane...
**[14:05] ---**
Japanese is such a funny language!
**[14:09] ---**
What's with this lineup?
**[14:11] ---**
Or, like, evil spirits?
**[14:14] ---**
And now we'll begin with the
first round of each block.
**[14:18] ---**
Aside from the finals, each
match is decided by one point.
**[14:20] ---**
The losers will have black ink
scribbled on their faces.
**[14:22] ---**
Jealousy!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[14:26] ---**
Hey!
**[14:28] ---**
Do your best, everyone!
**[14:32] ---**
Do your best, everyone!
***SIGN*** Mental Conversion
**[14:33] ---**
Do your best, Nishi!
**[14:35] ---**
Do your best, Nishizawa!
**[14:36] ---**
Do your best, Nishizawa-san!
***SIGN*** Conversion Complete
**[14:39] ---**
Do your best, Nishizawa-san.
***SIGN*** Ba-dum!
***SIGN*** Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
***SIGN*** Current Points
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[14:46] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[14:48] ---**
Because the harder I try,
**[14:50] ---**
the more Fuyuki-kun will watch me!
**[14:54] ---**
Let the first match begin!
***SIGN*** 723 (Natsumi) vs. Rie
**[14:56] ---**
Natsumi-chan versus Imogo Rie-san!
**[14:58] ---**
I'm definitely going to win today, Natsumi!
**[15:01] ---**
Well, I'm not losing!
**[15:05] ---**
You think you can return this one?
**[15:07] ---**
Super-spinning batting style!
**[15:11] ---**
That's nothing!
**[15:15] ---**
Here I go!
**[15:16] ---**
Super-jump back bridge batting style!
***SIGN*** Crack
**[15:24] ---**
A-Are you okay?
**[15:26] ---**
The winner: Lady Hinata Natsumi!
**[15:30] ---**
The second match.
***SIGN*** Madam Okero vs. Azumaya Koyuki
**[15:33] ---**
Madam Okero versus Koyuki-chan.
**[15:36] ---**
I'm sorry, but I really want
to play against Natsumi-san.
**[15:40] ---**
So I'm going all out here.
**[15:43] ---**
I wouldn't have it any other way.
**[15:45] ---**
Now, observe my magnificent playing.
***SIGN*** Nine Cuts Mudra Attack
**[15:49] ---**
I fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee!
**[15:53] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** New Year
**[15:55] ---**
The winner: Lady Azumaya Koyuki!
**[16:00] ---**
Hanako versus Angol Mois-chan!
**[16:04] ---**
Take this!
Jealousy Shot, battledore version!
***SIGN*** Lucky...
I envy you
Me too, me too
Why not me?
**[16:08] ---**
Or, like, critical breach?
***SIGN*** I envy you Why is it always you? I'll never forgive you
**[16:13] ---**
T-Too amazing!
**[16:15] ---**
Or, like, burning demise?
**[16:17] ---**
This attack is permeated with envy
and a deep-seated grudge!
**[16:21] ---**
Eat it!
***SIGN*** Fssst...
**[16:25] ---**
Oh! The ball burned to ash.
**[16:28] ---**
Lady Hanako is disqualified!
**[16:33] ---**
Melody Honey-san versus Momoka-chan!
**[16:35] ---**
Here I go!
**[16:38] ---**
Good luck, Nishizawa-san!
***SIGN*** Current Points
***SIGN*** Tap
***SIGN*** Wobble
Wobble
Wobble
Wobble
**[16:44] ---**
Oh! Very slow.
**[16:47] ---**
That's slow enough for a fly to land on!
***SIGN*** Wobble Wobble Wobble Wobble
**[16:52] ---**
Did somebody say "fly"?
**[16:55] ---**
A fly really did hitch a ride on it!
**[16:59] ---**
M-My sides are splitting!
**[17:01] ---**
The winner: milady Momoka!
**[17:04] ---**
I did it!
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[17:11] ---**
You all have funny faces!
**[17:13] ---**
You should talk...
**[17:15] ---**
You've gotten better, Natsumi.
**[17:18] ---**
The semifinals! First, Lady Hinata Natsumi
versus Lady Azumaya Koyuki!
**[17:23] ---**
At last, Natsumi-san.
**[17:25] ---**
I'm not gonna hold back, Koyuki-chan!
**[17:27] ---**
That's my line!
**[17:29] ---**
Ready?
**[17:31] ---**
Let's play... battledore!
**[17:36] ---**
You're definitely good, Natsumi-san,
**[17:39] ---**
but I'm not going to lose!
**[17:46] ---**
There!
**[17:49] ---**
High-level...
**[18:05] ---**
Both battledores are broken.
**[18:07] ---**
According to the Nishizawa family rules,
both contestants are disqualified!
***SIGN*** Disqualified
**[18:12] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[18:14] ---**
Let's see, what shall I draw
on Lady Natsumi's face?
***SIGN*** Gero Gero Gero Gero...
**[18:18] ---**
Hey! Why should you be the one?!
**[18:20] ---**
Silence!
**[18:21] ---**
Madam Okero is in charge of face graffiti!
**[18:25] ---**
That is okay, isn't it, head judge?
**[18:26] ---**
Well, you do have a lot of free time
since you lost right away,
**[18:30] ---**
so go ahead.
**[18:33] ---**
Th-This is humiliating...
**[18:36] ---**
But that was a lot of fun,
wasn't it, Natsumi-san?
**[18:40] ---**
With the disqualifications of
Lady Natsumi and Lady Koyuki,
**[18:42] ---**
the next match between the last two people
becomes the de facto final round!
**[18:46] ---**
The final match has special rules.
**[18:48] ---**
The player who scores
three points first is the winner.
**[18:51] ---**
Or, like, all-in gamble?
**[18:53] ---**
I made it this far,
so I'm aiming for victory!
**[18:57] ---**
Fuyuki-kun's passionate gaze...
**[18:59] ---**
...shall be mine alone!
**[19:00] ---**
The final match!
**[19:02] ---**
Let's play battledore!
**[19:03] ---**
Here I go!
**[19:05] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[19:07] ---**
Nishizawa-san, good luck!
**[19:10] ---**
Good luck!
***SIGN*** Conversion Complete
**[19:11] ---**
Good luck.
***SIGN*** Gaze
***SIGN*** Gaze
***SIGN*** Gaze
***SIGN*** Current Points
**[19:19] ---**
That's one point for Lady Mois!
**[19:22] ---**
Mois-chan, that was great!
**[19:24] ---**
I did it!
**[19:26] ---**
Or, like, super grateful?
***SIGN*** Current Points
**[19:30] ---**
Nishizawa-san, do your best, too!
**[19:32] ---**
Nishizawa-san, do your best, too...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa-san, do your best, too...
**[19:35] ---**
"Too"?
**[19:36] ---**
Too... Too... Too...
**[19:41] ---**
Hey, Mois-san...
**[19:44] ---**
Yes?
**[19:45] ---**
This is gonna be a serious showdown now.
**[19:49] ---**
Okay.
**[19:57] ---**
Wha...?!
**[19:58] ---**
What the...?!
**[20:00] ---**
If...
**[20:01] ---**
If I lose here, Fuyuki-kun...
**[20:03] ---**
Don't give up!
**[20:05] ---**
Remember what the fortune said!
***SIGN*** Squeeze!
**[20:08] ---**
Momocchi, fight!
**[20:10] ---**
That girl's a fighter...
**[20:12] ---**
Nishizawa-san...
**[20:13] ---**
That's right. I can't lose. I just can't!
**[20:16] ---**
After all... After all...
**[20:18] ---**
...my fortune said!
**[20:32] ---**
Game set! The winner is Lady Mois!
**[20:37] ---**
That was great, Mois-chan!
**[20:39] ---**
Madam Okero is surprised, too!
**[20:42] ---**
Congratulations, Mois-san.
**[20:44] ---**
Momoka-san...
**[20:45] ---**
I lost,
**[20:47] ---**
but I feel kind of refreshed
after giving it a shot.
**[20:50] ---**
Gero gero.
**[20:52] ---**
That's the spirit!
**[20:54] ---**
Now, this won't take long.
**[20:56] ---**
Please wait a minute.
**[20:57] ---**
Gero?
**[20:58] ---**
Um, if possible, I'd like
Fuyuki-kun to do it.
**[21:07] ---**
Sure, Nishizawa-san.
**[21:10] ---**
What shall I draw?
**[21:12] ---**
Graffiti wouldn't be nice...
**[21:14] ---**
I know. How about a circle?
**[21:16] ---**
Okay.
**[21:17] ---**
All right, here I go.
**[21:19] ---**
O-Okay...
**[21:24] ---**
Oh, Fuyuki-kun, that tickles a little...
**[21:28] ---**
N-No, Nishizawa-san!
You need to sit still.
**[21:30] ---**
If you move around...
**[21:33] ---**
Gero?
**[21:34] ---**
Tama?
**[21:36] ---**
S-Sorry, Nishizawa-san.
**[21:38] ---**
It didn't come out right.
**[21:40] ---**
Th-That's okay. I don't mind!
**[21:42] ---**
M-Milady Momoka!
**[21:44] ---**
He got you good, milady.
**[21:47] ---**
Look.
**[21:52] ---**
Th-This is...
**[21:54] ---**
Fuyuki-kun drew a heart!
**[21:58] ---**
Sorry, Nishizawa-san.
**[22:04] ---**
Thank you, Fuyuki-kun!
**[22:09] ---**
After much effort, she was rewarded
with a heart mark from Fuyuki-kun.
**[22:12] ---**
It may all be in her head,
**[22:15] ---**
but it looks like this is
going to be another good year.
**[22:17] ---**
Right, Momoka-chan?
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
This is Tamama! It's a new year.
**[23:54] ---**
Is everyone thinking about the future?
**[23:56] ---**
But just thinking about it means
you're on the road to being a loser.
**[24:00] ---**
Gero...
**[24:01] ---**
Improve yourselves, morons!
**[24:03] ---**
Anyway, next time,
**[24:05] ---**
the invasion begins, maybe?
**[24:08] ---**
"Natsumi Infiltrates the Secret Base, Sir!"
**[24:11] ---**
"Hinata Aki: Maybe the Strongest
Woman in the Universe, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
So that's two stories.
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E93 - Natsumi Infiltrates the Secret Base, Sir! / Hinata Aki: Maybe the Strongest Woman in the Universe, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2DKP2/natsumi-infiltrates-the-secret-base-sir--hinata-aki-maybe-the-strongest-woman-in-the-universe-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:33] ---**
Sorry to spring this upon you, but having
things sprung upon you is no fun at all, is it?
**[01:37] ---**
Like sudden surprise tests
in the middle of a lesson,
**[01:40] ---**
or suddenly being asked to
go shopping by your mom...
**[01:48] ---**
Special call-up!
**[01:50] ---**
Special call-up!
**[01:52] ---**
Special call-up!
**[01:54] ---**
All men to the control room immediately!
**[01:57] ---**
All men to the control room immediately!
**[02:00] ---**
Special call-up!
**[02:01] ---**
Speeeecial call-up!
**[02:03] ---**
All men to the control room immediately!
**[02:14] ---**
Keroro Platoon, all assembled!
**[02:17] ---**
Huh?
**[02:18] ---**
Or not...
**[02:19] ---**
What? What happened to Keroro?!
**[02:21] ---**
Spe-Special c-c-caaaall uuuup...
**[02:29] ---**
What do you think you're doing, you half-wit!
**[02:32] ---**
Gero!
**[02:37] ---**
Natsumi Infiltrates the Secret Base, Sir!
**[02:43] ---**
Let's try again.
Keroro Platoon, all assembled!
**[02:48] ---**
20 minutes 50 seconds...
**[02:50] ---**
What a dismal result!
**[02:53] ---**
And whose fault do you think that was?!
**[02:55] ---**
Yaaawn... Can we go back now?
**[02:59] ---**
Non-non-non!
**[03:00] ---**
The real training begins now!
**[03:02] ---**
Take a look at this, men!
**[03:04] ---**
Natsumi?
**[03:06] ---**
What's Natchi doing?
***SIGN*** Papillon.
Thank you for participating!
Autograph
**[03:08] ---**
Lady Natsumi's treasure, an
autograph card signed by 623!
**[03:12] ---**
I've slapped her with a letter of challenge,
**[03:16] ---**
telling her to come pick it up
from the base's deepest room!
**[03:18] ---**
Uwaa, Natchi's mad...
**[03:22] ---**
So! We will pretend Lady Natsumi is
an insurgent infiltrating our base,
**[03:26] ---**
and use her for training, sirs!
**[03:28] ---**
Ridiculous. We cannot train on civilians!
**[03:32] ---**
Non-non-non-non!
**[03:33] ---**
Gimme back my autograph...!
**[03:35] ---**
Lady Natsumi is currently
**[03:37] ---**
up 62.3% over her normal combat strength!
***SIGN*** 62.3% UP!
(Estimated value)
**[03:42] ---**
Repelling her now will be
a feat of epic proportions!
**[03:45] ---**
She is the perfect opponent for training!
**[03:48] ---**
Gero gerori!
***SIGN*** Your autograph is in the deepest part
of the secret base
- Keroro ♥
**[03:53] ---**
I can't believe that stupid frog...
**[03:56] ---**
When I get 623-san's autograph back,
**[03:58] ---**
I'm going to take them to task over this!
**[04:00] ---**
Intruder entering phase 1!
**[04:03] ---**
Corporal Giroro, in position!
**[04:05] ---**
I am in position, too!
**[04:07] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[04:08] ---**
Under the pretext of training the platoon,
**[04:10] ---**
I'll get plenty of revenge on Lady Natsumi
for all the times I've been wronged!
**[04:23] ---**
Th-This is training...
**[04:25] ---**
Natsumi... Don't hate me for this...!
**[04:29] ---**
Natsumi-san! Look out!
**[04:31] ---**
What?!
**[04:33] ---**
Azumaya Koyuki?!
**[04:34] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan?!
**[04:38] ---**
They're training bullets.
**[04:40] ---**
Even if they hit you, you'll be fine!
**[04:42] ---**
What training?!
**[04:43] ---**
Huh? Koyuki-chan, why are you here?
**[04:46] ---**
When danger closes in on Natsumi-san,
**[04:48] ---**
Azumaya Koyuki will be right on the scene!
**[04:50] ---**
W-Will she now...
**[04:52] ---**
Natsumi-san, you should transform
into a ninja outfit, too!
**[04:55] ---**
Huh?
**[04:56] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art:
**[04:57] ---**
Shrimp Peeling!
**[05:08] ---**
Wow...
**[05:14] ---**
Corporal Giroro, literally knocked out!
**[05:17] ---**
Okay, let's go, Natsumi-san!
**[05:20] ---**
R-Right...
**[05:21] ---**
Invader has broken through phase 1!
**[05:24] ---**
Or, like, massive bleeding?
**[05:26] ---**
Well, it was only Giroro, after all, ma'am.
**[05:29] ---**
This loss is within expectations!
**[05:35] ---**
Welcome to my Tamama Dojo.
***SIGN*** Evil
**[05:39] ---**
Wait, what?
**[05:41] ---**
You weren't alone, Natchi?
**[05:44] ---**
Well, whatever. I'll take care
of the both of you at once!
**[05:48] ---**
Pft! Your Tamama Impact
**[05:50] ---**
isn't a problem at all if it doesn't hit!
**[05:54] ---**
I have a new special attack for you today...
**[05:58] ---**
A new special attack?
***SIGN*** Hatefulness
**[05:59] ---**
Hatefulness...
***SIGN*** Hatefulness Enviousness Painfulness Perverseness Bitterness Resentfulness
**[06:01] ---**
Enviousness...
**[06:02] ---**
Painfulness... Perverseness...
**[06:04] ---**
Bitterness... Resentfulness...
**[06:05] ---**
A special blend, gathering together
seven types of minus energy...
**[06:09] ---**
I call it the "Ball of Seven Nesses"!
***SIGN*** Ball of Seven Nesses
**[06:12] ---**
Ball of Seven Nesses?!
**[06:13] ---**
Wait... one, two, three, four, five, six...
**[06:18] ---**
There're only six of them.
**[06:20] ---**
Huh?
**[06:22] ---**
Never mind those little details!
**[06:28] ---**
Eat this! Ball of Seven Nesses!
**[06:30] ---**
Rin, Pyou, Tou, Sha, Kai,
Jin, Retsu, Zai, Zen!
***SIGN*** Cheerful
**[06:49] ---**
You beat me!
***SIGN*** Evil
**[06:52] ---**
Go on, go on, it's this way!
**[06:54] ---**
I hope you get your precious autograph back!
**[06:59] ---**
Okay, good luck!
**[07:00] ---**
His new special attack,
the Ball of Seven Nesses,
**[07:02] ---**
turns out to drain him of all
his jealousy when it's used,
**[07:02] ---**
Thanks!
**[07:05] ---**
leaving behind a very nice person!
**[07:07] ---**
Take care!
**[07:10] ---**
Invader has broken through phase 2!
**[07:13] ---**
Well... Tamama was... expected, as well...
**[07:17] ---**
My turn next.
**[07:19] ---**
I'll drag those intruders down
into a nightmare of my own design!
**[07:29] ---**
What now?
**[07:34] ---**
Are these... mirrors?
**[07:37] ---**
What's going on?
**[07:39] ---**
Be careful, Natsumi-san!
**[07:43] ---**
Okay, here we go... Click!
**[07:48] ---**
Koyuki-chan...
**[07:50] ---**
Yes?
**[07:51] ---**
Am I...
**[07:54] ---**
...pretty?
**[07:57] ---**
Am I pretty? Am I pretty?
**[08:01] ---**
That's a whole lot of
Natsumi-sans with weird faces!
**[08:06] ---**
Okay...
**[08:14] ---**
This way, Natsumi-san!
**[08:18] ---**
Right there!
**[08:27] ---**
Natsumi-san?
**[08:29] ---**
Huh? Koyuki-chan...
**[08:31] ---**
There were lots of you,
and they all had weird faces...
**[08:34] ---**
It seems like we were being confounded
by some kind of strange trick!
**[08:38] ---**
Come on, let's go!
**[08:40] ---**
Invader has broken through phase 3!
**[08:42] ---**
Only the final line of defense is left!
**[08:45] ---**
Or, like, final chances?
**[08:47] ---**
H-Hey!
**[08:49] ---**
What do you call this, Kululu?!
**[08:51] ---**
I never heard that Azumaya Koyuki
was going to be here, you see...
**[08:55] ---**
Superficial security tricks will
not work on Koyuki-dono, my leader!
**[08:59] ---**
Gero?
**[09:01] ---**
Dororo-kun, you're here!
**[09:03] ---**
You're our only hope now!
**[09:06] ---**
You're the trump card of our platoon!
**[09:09] ---**
Really?! I shall do my best, Keroro-kun!
***SIGN*** Your autograph is in the deepest part
of the secret base
- Keroro ♥
***SIGN*** Deepest Room
**[09:15] ---**
This is it.
**[09:24] ---**
My autograph card!
**[09:27] ---**
Stupid frog, you are defeated!
**[09:32] ---**
Wait a moment!
**[09:34] ---**
This is...
**[09:46] ---**
Dororo!
**[09:47] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[09:49] ---**
Lady Natsumi, give in and reduce my
laundry duties to once a week, ma'am!
**[09:54] ---**
Otherwise, I cannot
guarantee Dororo's safety!
**[09:58] ---**
You are so mean, Keroro-kun!
**[10:01] ---**
You are the worst, making a hostage
out of your own comrade!
**[10:03] ---**
Say what you like.
**[10:05] ---**
I'll use any means necessary to win!
**[10:07] ---**
That's my Keroro quality!
**[10:09] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[10:11] ---**
And while I'm at it, cleaning the bath
will be once a week too, ma'am!
**[10:17] ---**
Natsumi-san, remove the spear!
**[10:20] ---**
But then Dororo—
**[10:22] ---**
Don't worry. Leave Dororo to me!
**[10:23] ---**
Keroro-kun!
**[10:25] ---**
Now, quickly!
**[10:27] ---**
O-Okay...
**[10:29] ---**
What?!
**[10:30] ---**
I'm sorry, Dororo!
**[10:41] ---**
Take the spear!
**[10:42] ---**
And throw it!
**[10:52] ---**
K-Keroro-kun?
**[10:54] ---**
This... was not in my calculations...
**[11:00] ---**
I'm so relieved!
**[11:02] ---**
Intruder has broken through
the final line of defense!
**[11:05] ---**
Or, like, training finished?
**[11:08] ---**
No one knows what life has in store.
**[11:12] ---**
Make sure you have the right mentality
and be ready for whatever it brings!
**[11:26] ---**
Space is vast.
**[11:28] ---**
It is a place that still
harbors countless mysteries.
***SIGN*** Unprecedented Invasion Strategy Activates! Mysterious Message from Outer Space
**[11:31] ---**
It is more than possible that a mysterious alien
could set their sights on some Earthling.
**[11:39] ---**
Mr. Yoshizaki, it's okay,
you don't need to apologize!
**[11:43] ---**
This kind of thing happens from time to time.
**[11:45] ---**
Okay, let it be known that I've
received your manuscript.
**[11:51] ---**
If I can get it to the printers
by nine... I should still make it.
**[12:05] ---**
Hinata Aki: Maybe the Strongest
Woman in the Universe, Sir!
**[12:14] ---**
Wow, that looks great, Sis!
**[12:17] ---**
Well, today's the proofing deadline
for *Shonen Alpha.*
**[12:20] ---**
I want Mom to have something
super-delicious to eat!
**[12:23] ---**
Oh, right! Today was the day
for Mom's mini wrap-up party!
***SIGN*** Mom's Mini-Wrap
**[12:30] ---**
Easy-peasy if I keep this pace.
**[12:45] ---**
Huh?
**[12:47] ---**
No traffic at all...?
**[12:51] ---**
Well, guess I'm lucky...
***SIGN*** WARNING
**[12:59] ---**
Keroro... you dumbo!
**[13:01] ---**
I have done nothing, sir!
**[13:04] ---**
Just fiddled around with the computer
a bit... nothing other than... that...
**[13:08] ---**
So that's why intruders
have been let in here.
**[13:13] ---**
In any case, we'd better pin down the one who
pinched the data fast, or we're in trouble...
**[13:18] ---**
What data was it that was stolen?
**[13:21] ---**
Hinata Aki's data.
**[13:37] ---**
What is this?
**[13:48] ---**
It's no good. I can't find
Mom-san's signal anywhere...
**[13:52] ---**
I can't find her anywhere either.
**[13:54] ---**
Or, like, bearings unknown?
**[13:56] ---**
Found her!
**[13:57] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:58] ---**
Signal in the special dimension!
**[14:00] ---**
The work of a hostile alien?!
**[14:02] ---**
I've located the one who stole the data.
**[14:05] ---**
Showing on the monitor.
**[14:07] ---**
Gero!
**[14:08] ---**
Wh-What is that?!
**[14:09] ---**
An Elgonian.
**[14:11] ---**
Elgonian?
**[14:13] ---**
Those are hunter-type aliens
who prey on other races!
**[14:16] ---**
Does that mean Mom-san is their prey?!
**[14:19] ---**
Not lookin' good!
**[14:22] ---**
Lady Mom is in danger!
**[14:23] ---**
Keroro Platoon, move out!
**[14:25] ---**
We will protect Lady Mom from the
evil hands of the hunters, sir!
**[14:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:36] ---**
I don't have time for this...
**[14:38] ---**
Okay!
**[14:53] ---**
I have to hurry...
**[14:54] ---**
But... Where on Earth is this place...?
**[15:05] ---**
What's going on here?!
**[15:21] ---**
Natsumi...
**[15:23] ---**
Hi, Mom? It's pretty late,
so I started getting worried.
**[15:27] ---**
I'm sorry... I ended up with some work
I really have to take care of.
**[15:31] ---**
You don't have to wait for me for dinner.
Just go ahead and eat.
**[15:34] ---**
What?
**[15:36] ---**
But I made a huge feast for you...
**[15:38] ---**
I'm so sorry... I'll be there
as soon as I'm done.
**[15:41] ---**
Okay. Don't get stressed.
**[15:44] ---**
Yep. I'll be fine.
**[15:48] ---**
Thirty more minutes until
the printers' deadline...
**[15:50] ---**
Mr. Yoshizaki's manuscript is here...
**[15:52] ---**
I'm going to make sure it meets
its deadline, no matter what!
**[15:55] ---**
After all, readers from all around the
country are looking forward to it!
**[15:59] ---**
Shugugerudoregebu.
**[16:09] ---**
Shugugerudoregebu.
**[16:14] ---**
Shugugerudoregebu.
**[16:18] ---**
Shugugerudoregebu.
**[16:19] ---**
Shugugerudoregebu.
**[16:21] ---**
Lady Mom!
**[16:23] ---**
Hey! Elgonian!
**[16:25] ---**
I won't let you lay a single finger
on Lady Mom, sir!
**[16:28] ---**
Kero-chan!
**[16:29] ---**
Egojare...
**[16:31] ---**
Gabanedosu!
**[16:35] ---**
Uwaaa! Lady Mom, run, quickly!
**[16:38] ---**
Kero-chan, I owe you one!
**[16:55] ---**
Darn it...
**[16:56] ---**
Gero gero...
**[16:57] ---**
Waaaah, I can't get it off!
**[17:00] ---**
Kululu! Do something!
**[17:03] ---**
Hey! Kululu, I'm talking to you!
**[17:19] ---**
Degojaregosu...
**[17:20] ---**
Dademagero.
**[17:23] ---**
Degojaregosuda...
**[17:28] ---**
Use this.
**[17:30] ---**
I poured Nanora into your bike
and boosted its features.
**[17:34] ---**
Should be pretty capable.
**[17:36] ---**
Thank you, Kulu-chan!
**[17:39] ---**
The rest is up to you.
**[17:44] ---**
Nine more minutes! The printer's...
**[17:48] ---**
There it is!
**[18:24] ---**
He doesn't give up!
**[18:25] ---**
But I...
**[18:26] ---**
...will never hand over this manuscript!
***SIGN*** Print Shop
**[18:56] ---**
Okay, take care of that manuscript for me!
**[19:03] ---**
Made it in time, somehow!
**[19:06] ---**
Gadonugerugegotomabe.
**[19:08] ---**
You still aren't done?
**[19:10] ---**
Gatabe? Gerudoruba...
**[19:17] ---**
Ahh... My apologies.
**[19:20] ---**
I had my universal translator
device switched off.
**[19:23] ---**
Huh?
**[19:24] ---**
Would you mind if I took a small amount
of your time, Hinata Aki-san?
**[19:33] ---**
You, Elgonian over there!
**[19:36] ---**
I command you to step away
from Lady Mom, sir!
**[19:38] ---**
Kero-chan, it's okay. It's over now.
**[19:41] ---**
Gero?
**[19:42] ---**
I was just here on behalf of a very popular
comic magazine in the 3rd Black Hole Galaxy,
***SIGN*** Space Shonen OMEGA
**[19:47] ---**
*Space Shonen OMEGA,* to ask Hinata Aki-san
if she would become our chief editor.
**[19:52] ---**
Hey!
**[19:53] ---**
Aren't you guys violent hunter-type aliens?!
**[19:56] ---**
Oh, that was a long time ago!
**[19:59] ---**
We now work to excavate talented
individuals from all around the universe.
**[20:03] ---**
Head-hunting, in other words.
**[20:05] ---**
Head-hunting?
**[20:07] ---**
Then why were you acting so aggressively?!
**[20:10] ---**
For that, I must apologize. I was testing
Hinata Aki-san's determination as an editor.
**[20:17] ---**
Her editor's spirit, which thought nothing of any
obstacle to deliver the manuscript.
**[20:21] ---**
And her mental and physical strength,
both of which I found to be in peak condition.
**[20:27] ---**
Wasn't that a bit much for a test?
**[20:30] ---**
But, well, it was fun, and a bit of a thrill.
**[20:33] ---**
Oh, I am terribly sorry. This was the
most difficult test we have, you see.
**[20:37] ---**
You would be working on the
8th planet of Region,
**[20:40] ---**
in the 21st business area.
**[20:42] ---**
Of course, we would provide
you with a residence, as well.
**[20:45] ---**
The magazine has billions of readers.
**[20:48] ---**
I believe that the job
would be very rewarding.
**[20:51] ---**
Those are some very attractive
conditions, but...
**[20:54] ---**
I'm afraid I can't take you up
on your offer.
**[20:57] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[20:58] ---**
You can't?
**[21:00] ---**
All of my current readers
are important to me.
**[21:05] ---**
*Shonen Alpha* and Mr. Yoshizaki
are important to me as well.
**[21:09] ---**
So, Earth is the place for me.
**[21:12] ---**
Besides...
**[21:16] ---**
I'm back!
**[21:18] ---**
Welcome home!
**[21:19] ---**
Oh, but I said you could go ahead and eat!
**[21:23] ---**
But it's no fun if you're not here!
**[21:26] ---**
Then let's tuck in right away.
**[21:28] ---**
I'm starving!
**[21:30] ---**
Kero-chan and the rest, come on in.
**[21:32] ---**
Thanks for helping out today.
**[21:34] ---**
Oh... What can I say...
**[21:37] ---**
It was quite a day!
**[21:40] ---**
Helping out?
**[21:41] ---**
Sarge and the others were with you?
**[21:44] ---**
It was thanks to them that I got
my work finished in time.
**[21:48] ---**
Huh, really?
**[21:50] ---**
Okay, then I'll make one more dish for you.
**[21:52] ---**
A treat from me.
**[21:54] ---**
We did it, men!
**[21:56] ---**
Natsumi's home cooking!
**[22:00] ---**
Oh, this is lovely! It's so good!
**[22:03] ---**
Hinata Aki-san: an editor whose reputation
precedes her, even into space.
**[22:07] ---**
The motivation behind her work
**[22:10] ---**
are these short spans of time
she spends together with her family.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
***SIGN*** CRITICAL ALERT
**[23:52] ---**
I'm Karara!
**[23:53] ---**
I'm Taruru!
**[23:54] ---**
Master Tamama and the others look like they
have their hands full at the minute, too!
**[23:57] ---**
So we was thinking us two'd try for
a quick ol' invasion of Pekopon!
**[24:01] ---**
Helping out, you know!
**[24:02] ---**
Did I do well, Kululu-han?!
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that! Next episode,
***SIGN*** Natto
**[24:05] ---**
you mustn't get in the way
of adults' important work!
***SIGN*** Refined lady from a privileged background
**[24:08] ---**
Aww, but...
**[24:09] ---**
"Karara & Taruru: Let's Take Pekopon, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
One big, hefty episode!
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E94 - Karara & Taruru: Let's Take Pekopon, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9VEM/karara--taruru-lets-take-pekopon-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
Kids are cute and innocent,
**[01:34] ---**
but sometimes they are the cause
of outrageous situations.
**[01:40] ---**
So this is Fukki when he was little!
**[01:42] ---**
How cuuute!
**[01:44] ---**
It was so difficult to deal with Fuyuki
back then, he was so stubborn...
**[01:48] ---**
Hey, don't tell them about that!
**[01:51] ---**
See, look at this!
**[01:52] ---**
He wet the bed and I hung him out
to dry along with the sheets.
**[01:55] ---**
Ahh, stop already!
**[01:59] ---**
Gero gero gero gero!
**[02:01] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[02:08] ---**
What's that sound?
**[02:13] ---**
What was that?
**[02:15] ---**
I-It's...!
**[02:23] ---**
Long time no see, Master Tamama!
**[02:26] ---**
Tama-nii!
**[02:27] ---**
Taruru! And Karara!
**[02:32] ---**
Karara & Taruru: Let's Take Pekopon, Sir!
**[02:38] ---**
So you two are Kara-chan and Taru-chan?
**[02:40] ---**
How cute!
**[02:42] ---**
Nice to make your acquaintance!
**[02:44] ---**
Pleasure to meet you!
**[02:46] ---**
Doesn't feel bad to be adored by Pekoponians!
**[02:49] ---**
What did you guys come here for this time?!
**[02:52] ---**
Oh, come on, don't ask
such an obvious question!
**[02:54] ---**
Oh, y'know... To show the fruits of my
bridal training. To Kululu-han...
**[02:59] ---**
To Kululu-senpai?!
**[02:59] ---**
To Kululu?!
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[03:05] ---**
Yes. In a previous episode, Karara-chan
**[03:06] ---**
came to Earth to marry
Private 2nd Class Tamama,
**[03:10] ---**
but a quirk of fate led to her falling
for Sergeant Major Kululu instead!
**[03:15] ---**
Karara... You were serious about that, huh...
**[03:19] ---**
An' I've got permission from
Daddy Dobaba this time, an' all!
**[03:22] ---**
Dobaba?! I've heard that name
somewhere before.
**[03:26] ---**
What are you saying?!
**[03:28] ---**
He's the company president
of Dobaba Industries!
**[03:30] ---**
What?!
**[03:31] ---**
Dobaba Industries...
**[03:33] ---**
That's one of the biggest companies on Keron!
***SIGN*** Massively rich
**[03:35] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Refined lady from a privileged background
**[03:37] ---**
Refined lady from a privileged background!
**[03:39] ---**
Which means... if Kululu
marries into her family...
***SIGN*** Longevity
**[03:41] ---**
...we might be able to receive funding
assistance for our Pekopon invasion budget!
**[03:44] ---**
A chance has arrived, sir!
**[03:47] ---**
Milady Karara-sama!
**[03:48] ---**
Kara?
**[03:49] ---**
Welcome to Pekopon.
**[03:52] ---**
If you'd like, I can show you to
Kululu personally, milady.
**[03:57] ---**
For real?
**[03:59] ---**
Oh, yes, it would be my pleasure!
***SIGN*** Kululu
**[04:02] ---**
Kululu-han! Kululu-han!
**[04:05] ---**
Please, won't ya accept my feelings?!
**[04:09] ---**
I'd keep your distance.
**[04:11] ---**
Play with fire, and you'll get burned.
**[04:16] ---**
I won't rest that easy!
**[04:17] ---**
I want ya to have a look at the
results of my bridal training!
**[04:20] ---**
Whoa! What's with those glasses?!
**[04:27] ---**
What's so funny, you dope?
**[04:30] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[04:32] ---**
Gero...
**[04:33] ---**
Th-Th-These are the results
of her bridal training...?
**[04:35] ---**
Ohh, bravo!
**[04:37] ---**
Bravo, ma'am!
**[04:39] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[04:41] ---**
Not bad...
**[04:41] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[04:43] ---**
Huh?! For real?!
**[04:45] ---**
Here you go, have a reward.
Don't drop it now!
**[04:48] ---**
Kara?
**[04:51] ---**
Kara! Hothothothothot!
**[04:56] ---**
Karara!
**[04:57] ---**
Can't say I didn't warn you.
**[04:59] ---**
Told you you'd get burned.
***SIGN*** Kukukukuku...
**[05:03] ---**
Oh darn... I worked hard on that new one,
but he didn't like it, huh...
**[05:08] ---**
Crushed...
**[05:09] ---**
H-How rude of him!
**[05:12] ---**
By way of apology, you have my permission to
sightsee around our secret base as you please.
**[05:16] ---**
Are you sure about that, Keroro?!
**[05:17] ---**
She's a civilian child!
**[05:19] ---**
Really?
**[05:20] ---**
That sounds like fun!
**[05:22] ---**
Enjoy it to the fullest, ma'am.
**[05:25] ---**
H-Hey!
**[05:26] ---**
If we're not considerate to Karara here,
it might spell the end for our sponsorship—
**[05:30] ---**
errr, for the discussions of marriage
with the Dobaba family!
**[05:34] ---**
Nggh... I see your motives now...
**[05:36] ---**
So! Private 2nd Class Tamama!
**[05:39] ---**
I appoint you to the post of
milady Karara-sama's personal attendant!
**[05:42] ---**
Whaa? Wh-Why me?!
**[05:45] ---**
I will expect you to show her around the
secret base, and without any improprieties, sir!
**[05:50] ---**
O-Okay, fine...
**[05:55] ---**
Guys, you can't just run
around like that, you know!
**[05:58] ---**
It's okay, Master Tamama!
**[06:00] ---**
We can go around by ourselves!
**[06:03] ---**
This base is huge, though.
**[06:05] ---**
It'll be such a pain if they get lost.
**[06:12] ---**
This is so invigorating!
**[06:14] ---**
If you use the guns without permission,
Corporal Giroro will get mad at us!
***SIGN*** Battle Simulation Room
**[06:22] ---**
Battle Simulation Room.
**[06:24] ---**
Woo!
**[06:25] ---**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Kerotto March Energy Freezer Room
**[06:28] ---**
Kerotto March Energy Freezer Room.
**[06:30] ---**
Stop it!
**[06:33] ---**
Kara?
**[06:37] ---**
Even the Space Muscle Ranking
attraction pales in comparison!
**[06:41] ---**
Let's give it a run through!
**[06:42] ---**
Whaaa?!
**[06:44] ---**
Let's go!
**[06:45] ---**
Ah! Wait, wait!
**[06:55] ---**
Tamaaaa!
**[06:58] ---**
I am so worn out...
**[07:00] ---**
Tama?!
**[07:01] ---**
Ohhh, the water's just
the right temperature...
**[07:04] ---**
This is heaven...
***SIGN*** Snap
**[07:06] ---**
Snap!
**[07:07] ---**
Hey, ya lazy bums! What d'ya think
you're lazin' about for?!
**[07:11] ---**
Tama?!
**[07:13] ---**
Ow ow ow ow...
**[07:15] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:18] ---**
Oh no! I lost sight of them!
**[07:22] ---**
There we go, all done.
**[07:24] ---**
You made those for them?!
**[07:26] ---**
Well, after all, those two are so cute!
**[07:29] ---**
They're like you two when you were small.
**[07:31] ---**
Geez, Mom...
**[07:33] ---**
Just because they're cute, don't forget
they're buddy-buddy with the alien invaders!
**[07:37] ---**
You worry too much, Sis.
**[07:40] ---**
Just think about how innocent
those little kids are.
**[07:42] ---**
That innocence is what scares me.
**[07:45] ---**
When you were in elementary school,
**[07:47] ---**
do you remember the essay you wrote
about your dreams for the future?
**[07:49] ---**
Huh? What was it?
**[07:52] ---**
World conquest.
**[07:54] ---**
Get them!
**[07:59] ---**
We've walked pretty far...
**[08:02] ---**
Hey, d'ya think we might be lost?
**[08:05] ---**
Oh, don't worry about that!
***SIGN*** Don't go any further this way ♥
**[08:08] ---**
If we just keep on walking,
we'll find our way back before long.
**[08:11] ---**
Y'say that, but... is it just me?
**[08:14] ---**
Feels like we're just goin'
deeper an' deeper...
**[08:16] ---**
You sure do worry a lot.
**[08:18] ---**
It's cool, it's cool! It's just you!
**[08:22] ---**
H-Huh?
**[08:25] ---**
What's this place?!
**[08:27] ---**
Never been to this place before...
**[08:30] ---**
Ah! Don't you think that'd open it?!
**[08:32] ---**
That's it, that's it! No doubt about it!
**[08:35] ---**
But... we don't know the
all-important passcode...
**[08:41] ---**
I know! I bet it's...
**[08:47] ---**
Hey, Karara!
Are you sure this is gonna work?
**[08:53] ---**
Ku (9)... ku (9)...
**[08:54] ---**
...ku (9)!
***SIGN*** OPEN, ku ku.
**[09:04] ---**
Woohoo!
**[09:06] ---**
See? Right on the money!
**[09:07] ---**
Karara, you're a genius, girl!
**[09:18] ---**
Now this is what you call a
Pekopon invasion front-line base!
**[09:21] ---**
There's a massive amount of weapons here!
**[09:23] ---**
That's for sure, but the Pekopon invasion
hasn't gotten anywhere, has it?
**[09:28] ---**
Master Tamama and the others
are only under control of
**[09:30] ---**
the region directly around here!
**[09:32] ---**
Huh, for real...
**[09:34] ---**
Hey, then how 'bout us two conquer Pekopon?!
**[09:37] ---**
Huh? Just us two?
**[09:39] ---**
But I mean... with all these weapons,
I bet it'd be a piece of cake!
**[09:43] ---**
Now that you mention it...
I think you're right!
**[09:47] ---**
Okay! Let's give it a try!
**[09:50] ---**
Let's do it, let's do it! Let's take Pekopon!
**[09:53] ---**
Okay, let's do that thing,
to get us in the mood!
**[09:56] ---**
Tarutarutarutaru...
***SIGN*** Tarutarutaru...
**[09:58] ---**
Karakarakarakara...
***SIGN*** Karakarakara...
***SIGN*** Resonance x 2
**[10:01] ---**
Resonance times 2.
**[10:03] ---**
Tarutarutarutaru...
Karakarakarakara...
**[10:05] ---**
Their innocence is what scares me.
**[10:08] ---**
What?! You lost sight of them?!
**[10:12] ---**
Tamama! What was even the point of you
being there, you worthless half-wit?!
**[10:15] ---**
Okay, okay, you don't need
to rub it in so angrily.
**[10:18] ---**
What?!
**[10:19] ---**
I mean, they'll come back before long, sir.
**[10:22] ---**
What a naive and simple-minded thing to say!
**[10:25] ---**
Listen up. This base is packed to the
gunwales with powerful invasion ordnance!
**[10:29] ---**
So much so that it utterly confounds me
how the invasion has made no progress!
**[10:32] ---**
If we are unlucky enough for those weapons
to fall into the hands of amateurs,
**[10:36] ---**
things are going to go south fast.
***SIGN*** CRITICAL ALERT
**[10:41] ---**
Critical alert issued!
**[10:42] ---**
It looks as though someone's taken
weapons out of the storage vault!
**[10:46] ---**
Or, like, lawless trespass?
**[10:48] ---**
What did I tell you?!
**[10:50] ---**
This is what happens when you
let your guard down around children!
**[10:54] ---**
I have learned well the horrors
children are capable of.
***SIGN*** Going to places he's told not to go
**[10:58] ---**
And all it took was a childhood
spent with Keroro!
***SIGN*** Entering places he's told not to enter
**[11:02] ---**
Anyway! For now, first priority is to
locate Karara and Taruru!
**[11:06] ---**
Roger!
**[11:10] ---**
See, I told you. Something bad's happened!
**[11:13] ---**
Bad news, bad news!
**[11:15] ---**
It'll be bad news if Lady Natsumi finds out!
**[11:18] ---**
That idiot.
**[11:19] ---**
Bad news, ba—
**[11:20] ---**
What will be bad news
if I find out about it?
**[11:24] ---**
Give up and confess!
**[11:26] ---**
Who knows... Certainly not me...
**[11:29] ---**
Uncle?
**[11:30] ---**
The fact that those kids are
running around the base,
**[11:33] ---**
and are at risk of inadvertently
using dangerous weapons,
**[11:36] ---**
is a secret from the
Hinata family, right?
**[11:39] ---**
Oh! Natsumi-san!
**[11:40] ---**
Thank you, Mois-chan.
***SIGN*** Geroooo
**[11:42] ---**
We'll help you, so get your
butts in gear and find them now!
**[11:46] ---**
B-B-B-B-Bad news!
**[11:48] ---**
The Earth is about to be
invaded by the little ones!
**[11:52] ---**
We'll be back after the commercials.
Don't change the channel!
**[12:04] ---**
Hello! I'm the narrator!
**[12:06] ---**
The little ones have begun
their invasion of Earth!
**[12:09] ---**
Whatever is going to happen next?!
**[12:13] ---**
Stop this futile resistance,
and come out calmly!
**[12:17] ---**
Or, like, legal summons?
**[12:19] ---**
Whadda we do?!
**[12:20] ---**
If they catch us,
aren't they gonna be mad?!
**[12:23] ---**
Then we just have to finish our
Pekopon invasion before they do!
**[12:27] ---**
You're right! Okay!
**[12:28] ---**
Let's go look for some
even more amazing weapons!
**[12:31] ---**
All right!
**[12:33] ---**
Let's go!
**[12:34] ---**
Hold it right there.
**[12:37] ---**
Honestly. You should know better than
to play with dangerous things like that!
**[12:42] ---**
Come on, hand them over.
**[12:45] ---**
Karara... Leave her to me, you run...
**[12:49] ---**
Okay.
**[12:50] ---**
Bye bye!
**[12:51] ---**
Hey!
**[12:52] ---**
Stop, you!
**[12:53] ---**
You're wide open!
**[13:09] ---**
Why'd you dooo thaaat?!
**[13:11] ---**
Huh...? What's going on?
**[13:15] ---**
N-Not my fault!
**[13:19] ---**
Kids do things out of curiosity,
**[13:22] ---**
so I hope they've not just wandered
into someplace dangerous.
**[13:25] ---**
Or, like, dreadful peril?
**[13:28] ---**
Even when I was a kid, I kept wanting
to go to pretty dangerous places,
**[13:32] ---**
and I often got scolded by Mom for it.
**[13:32] ---**
Waaah, I'm sorry, Mom!
**[13:35] ---**
Ah!
**[13:36] ---**
Kara?!
**[13:37] ---**
Fuyuki-san, over there!
**[13:41] ---**
I'm in trouble!
**[13:43] ---**
I'm in trouble if they get over here!
**[13:54] ---**
Th-This is...
**[13:55] ---**
...the outfit Sis got transformed into
during Setsubun last year!
**[13:59] ---**
Or, like, spotted leopard?
**[14:00] ---**
What's going on?!
***SIGN*** Rumble Rumble
***SIGN*** Tofu, aburaage, natto, miso, nama-yuba, soy milk, tempeh
**[14:05] ---**
Tofu, aburaage, natto...
uh, and a bunch of other stuff!
***SIGN*** Natto
**[14:12] ---**
Kara?
**[14:13] ---**
What in the world is all this all about?
**[14:16] ---**
When you're put in this form,
soy products are naturally drawn to you.
***SIGN*** Marukomu Miso
**[14:21] ---**
But why are there miso and tofu
in a place like this?
**[14:25] ---**
Those are this base's
emergency food supplies!
**[14:27] ---**
Milady Karara-sama!
**[14:29] ---**
Kara! Oh no!
**[14:31] ---**
If Sergeant-han catches me,
I'm really going to be in for it!
**[14:38] ---**
Aha, so you're running that way.
**[14:40] ---**
Then... I'll circle around ahead of you!
**[14:45] ---**
I can round them both up at once
with this adhesive Gatling gun...!
**[14:50] ---**
Your childish games end here!
**[14:56] ---**
Andromedian Husky?!
**[14:58] ---**
Too bad!
**[15:01] ---**
He got the jump on me?!
**[15:10] ---**
Mr. Sergeant! Natchi and
Corporal Giroro have been taken out!
**[15:14] ---**
Master Fuyuki and Lady Mois
were as well, sir!
**[15:17] ---**
Be careful!
**[15:19] ---**
They're all so bad at this.
**[15:21] ---**
They should leave the children to the mom!
**[15:26] ---**
Look, I found one.
**[15:28] ---**
It's so easy to guess the places
where kids might hide!
**[15:31] ---**
Hey! Be a good girl.
**[15:34] ---**
It's not good to be too naughty!
**[15:37] ---**
Oh, what's wrong?
**[15:39] ---**
You don't have to be scared.
**[15:42] ---**
I won't get angry...
**[15:45] ---**
Pbbbbt!
**[15:53] ---**
Hey, wait a minute!
**[15:54] ---**
My plan worked great!
***SIGN*** Once again Soy products
**[15:56] ---**
Once again, soy products!
**[16:04] ---**
In the old days, they used to say
"I don't mind if they're rascals.
**[16:06] ---**
I just want them to grow up strong."
**[16:11] ---**
But it sure is problematic
when they're too rascally...
**[16:14] ---**
Oh, you're okay, Keroro!
**[16:15] ---**
Gero?
**[16:16] ---**
Giroro, and Lady Natsumi!
**[16:20] ---**
Waaaah! I wanna turn back to normal!
**[16:23] ---**
Hey, stop crying.
**[16:25] ---**
I'm right by your side.
**[16:27] ---**
This is a refreshing change. Starting to
think Lady Natsumi is better this way.
**[16:31] ---**
They'll get you, too,
if you let your guard down!
**[16:34] ---**
They're pretty good, those two!
**[16:36] ---**
You're too dumb to stand a chance!
**[16:38] ---**
What an annoying kid you are...
**[16:40] ---**
Hmph! Your concerns are unfounded, sir!
**[16:43] ---**
When I get my hands on them, it'll be
**[16:45] ---**
one of these, and one of these, and a...
**[16:49] ---**
Geroriiiiiiin!
**[16:51] ---**
Run away!
**[16:53] ---**
See, I was right! I was right!
**[16:55] ---**
Gero...
**[16:56] ---**
This is awesome! I even
beat Commander Keroro!
**[17:02] ---**
This has started to get interesting.
**[17:05] ---**
Maybe they will actually invade Pekopon...
**[17:13] ---**
Hey! Karara!
**[17:15] ---**
Taru-nii!
**[17:18] ---**
Boy, I'm glad we didn't get caught!
**[17:21] ---**
My heart was racing!
**[17:23] ---**
We've wandered into a pretty
nasty-looking place here, though...
**[17:28] ---**
I sense something really
terrible around here...
**[17:32] ---**
Taru?
**[17:32] ---**
Kara?
**[17:34] ---**
Wh-What is that...?!
**[17:36] ---**
I-It's amazing!
**[17:38] ---**
The scale of it is massive!
**[17:40] ---**
Hey, couldn't we use this for invasion?
**[17:44] ---**
Use this... to invade Pekopon...
**[17:46] ---**
Let's do it, let's do it!
**[17:48] ---**
Sh-Should we? Should we?!
**[17:51] ---**
Okay!
**[17:52] ---**
Pekopon will be conquered in moments with this!
**[17:55] ---**
Let's do it!
**[17:59] ---**
Oh, we're in luck!
**[18:01] ---**
The controls aren't much different
from the spaceship we came here in!
**[18:05] ---**
God must be on our side!
**[18:08] ---**
Okay, ready for launch!
**[18:15] ---**
Woo! Ready for blast-off!
**[18:18] ---**
Karara!
**[18:20] ---**
Taruru!
**[18:22] ---**
Where are you?!
**[18:28] ---**
D-Don't tell me they...!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Invader Machine
**[18:56] ---**
Gero!
**[18:58] ---**
It's finally activated!
**[19:00] ---**
What are we gonna do?! If that thing
gets moving, Pekopon is—
**[19:04] ---**
What'll happen to Earth?
**[19:06] ---**
It will immediately cease to exist!
**[19:08] ---**
Not only that, but it won't ever
have existed in the first place!
**[19:13] ---**
Or, like, changing the past?
**[19:15] ---**
Oh, no way!
**[19:16] ---**
Power at max! We're okay to attack!
**[19:20] ---**
Okie-dokie, let's take Pekopon!
**[19:41] ---**
Taru?
**[19:41] ---**
Kara?
**[19:45] ---**
Taru-nii, stop it, quick!
**[19:48] ---**
I... I'm trying, but I don't know how!
***SIGN*** Go on, press it
**[19:53] ---**
Th-This one kinda feels special...
**[19:59] ---**
Yes! We did it!
**[20:06] ---**
All systems down. Detonation in 30 seconds.
**[20:11] ---**
They pressed the self-destruct button!
**[20:15] ---**
Oh, crap! Sergeant Major Kululu,
do something, please!
**[20:19] ---**
I'd very much like to,
**[20:22] ---**
but they're making it really hard for me!
**[20:24] ---**
We're doomed!
**[20:26] ---**
Someone!
**[20:27] ---**
Help us!
**[20:41] ---**
Detonation in 10... 9...
**[20:44] ---**
Come! Hurry!
**[20:44] ---**
8... 7...
**[20:46] ---**
...6...
**[20:47] ---**
...5...
**[20:48] ---**
...4...
**[20:48] ---**
...3...
**[20:49] ---**
...2...
**[20:50] ---**
...1...
**[20:51] ---**
...0.
**[20:56] ---**
Are you both unharmed?
**[20:58] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[21:00] ---**
We've caused you such trouble again.
**[21:03] ---**
I'm really sorry...
**[21:05] ---**
It was all my idea!
**[21:07] ---**
No, no, I was the one who suggested...
**[21:09] ---**
No, it was me!
**[21:11] ---**
Dororo-senpai, please don't be
too angry with them.
**[21:15] ---**
I am not angry in the slightest.
**[21:18] ---**
Children are innocent beings by nature.
***SIGN*** Innocent
***SIGN*** Innocent
**[21:23] ---**
And we write the word "innocent" as
"No ill will."
***SIGN*** Innocent (No Ill Will)
**[21:27] ---**
How can justice be brought
upon one with no ill will?
**[21:30] ---**
However, that does not excuse
each of us from retrospection.
**[21:37] ---**
Dororo-han...
**[21:42] ---**
I've made up my mind!
**[21:45] ---**
I'm gonna marry Dororo-han!
**[21:47] ---**
I'll go and train for it, right away!
**[21:49] ---**
Wait for me, please!
**[21:50] ---**
Goodbye!
**[21:53] ---**
Dear me, what to make of all this.
**[21:56] ---**
Nin nin.
**[21:57] ---**
Dororo-senpai, could you do
something about this, too?
**[22:02] ---**
Waaaa! The stupid frog was mean to me!
**[22:05] ---**
I won't let you do this, Keroro!
**[22:07] ---**
I didn't do anything wrong!
**[22:10] ---**
Why do you always bully people like that?!
**[22:10] ---**
In any case, the mischievous star
of this episode, Karara-chan,
**[22:13] ---**
I didn't bully anyone.
**[22:13] ---**
now seems to have fallen for
Lance Corporal Dororo.
**[22:15] ---**
Lying is bad, you know!
**[22:15] ---**
Ahh... I want to go back
to my innocent days...!
**[22:17] ---**
Didn't do that, either!
**[22:19] ---**
I said don't lie!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:52] ---**
Mmm... This is Giroro.
**[23:54] ---**
I've got a, uh, a word for you
dumbos, so listen up.
**[23:57] ---**
We are fearsome invaders.
**[23:59] ---**
So... stop putting straps of me
on your mobile phones!
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that! The next episode
is the end of Giroro!
**[24:06] ---**
Wh-What?
**[24:08] ---**
"Natsumi: Giroro Falls?
The Do-Or-Die Rescue Operation, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
Farewell, Giroro...
How's that?
**[24:15] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E95 - Natsumi: Giroro Falls? The Do-Or-Die Rescue Operation, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDKVK/natsumi-giroro-falls-the-do-or-die-rescue-operation-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
Another peaceful day in the Hinata household.
**[01:45] ---**
Oh, it's you, Natsumi.
**[01:47] ---**
You look pretty bored.
**[01:50] ---**
Our meeting went off-topic, as usual.
**[01:53] ---**
I decided I'd had enough
and came out here instead.
**[01:55] ---**
Well, we've got some huge stuff that needs
to be taken outside for throwing away...
**[01:59] ---**
What?! Why do I have to do
something like that?!
**[02:02] ---**
Well, you're a freeloader, aren't you?
***SIGN*** Freeloader
**[02:05] ---**
Okay, thanks!
**[02:21] ---**
What?!
**[02:27] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:29] ---**
Natsumi! Stay back!
**[02:30] ---**
Stay back!
**[02:38] ---**
Giroro!
**[02:43] ---**
Natsumi: Giroro Falls?
The Do-or-Die Rescue Operation, Sir!
**[02:49] ---**
Stupid frog, are you there?!
**[02:57] ---**
I'll be back!
**[03:00] ---**
Well? Well?
**[03:02] ---**
I really think the Roboish one is better.
**[03:04] ---**
I like this "trendy at the moment" one!
**[03:08] ---**
Or, like, current zeitgeist?
**[03:10] ---**
Oh? Lady Natsumi!
**[03:12] ---**
What is a young lady like you
doing here with her legs turned to jelly?
**[03:16] ---**
They aren't jelly. What are you doing,
anyway? That was dangerous!
**[03:20] ---**
We're just deciding this year's spring and
summer uniforms for the Keroro Platoon.
**[03:26] ---**
But we cannot come to a group decision,
due to differences in fashion sense.
**[03:31] ---**
Which do you like the best, Lady Natsumi?
**[03:34] ---**
Well... They're all best rejected, but...
**[03:37] ---**
If I had to say...
**[03:39] ---**
Natchi, wasn't there some
other reason you came here?
**[03:42] ---**
Oh, right! This isn't the time!
We have to do something about Giroro!
**[03:46] ---**
Gero?
**[03:58] ---**
Th-This place...
**[04:01] ---**
My body's... so dry...
**[04:03] ---**
I have... no strength...
**[04:16] ---**
Looks like you're awake.
**[04:18] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[04:25] ---**
It's been a while, Giroro.
**[04:27] ---**
How long have I waited for this moment...
**[04:31] ---**
You... You're...!
**[04:39] ---**
...who again?
**[04:41] ---**
How dare you!
**[04:44] ---**
You don't remember me?!
***SIGN*** Not at all...
**[04:46] ---**
Not at all...
**[04:49] ---**
What humiliation...
**[04:51] ---**
I have never forgotten what
happened for a single instant!
**[04:56] ---**
Then I shall remind you,
whether you like it or not!
**[04:58] ---**
It was... how many years ago, again?
**[04:59] ---**
You did forget!
**[05:02] ---**
It was the day of my very
first date with my girlfriend.
**[05:11] ---**
And the one who, by coincidence,
walked across our path, was you!
**[05:15] ---**
At that moment!
**[05:28] ---**
Banana peel!
***SIGN*** Banana peel
**[05:41] ---**
A banana peel...
**[05:43] ---**
I almost slipped on that.
**[05:45] ---**
Hmph, as if anyone is foolish
enough to actually do that.
**[05:47] ---**
Thanks to that, she dumped me...
**[05:50] ---**
My life entered a twisted downward spiral!
**[05:52] ---**
Now do you understand?!
The depth of my hatred for you!
**[05:56] ---**
Not in the least! I had essentially
nothing to do with it!
**[05:59] ---**
Shut up!
**[06:01] ---**
All my days until today have been spent
imagining the revenge I would take on you!
**[06:07] ---**
And today, I will finally settle
the grudge I formed that day!
**[06:15] ---**
Gero... I can't believe Giroro of
all people was abducted so easily...
**[06:19] ---**
I estimate that we have quite a
skilled enemy on our hands, ma'am.
**[06:23] ---**
Anyway, we have to go rescue him!
**[06:25] ---**
Easier said than done!
**[06:27] ---**
We don't even know who abducted him!
**[06:33] ---**
That's not a problem. They're live-streaming it
over the space internet right now.
**[06:38] ---**
You should see the comments.
**[06:40] ---**
Click!
**[06:41] ---**
Giroro!
**[06:51] ---**
I'm going to subject you
to all kinds of suffering,
**[06:55] ---**
and show it to the entire universe!
**[06:59] ---**
Unfortunately for you, this is desert terrain,
which I know your kind hate!
**[07:03] ---**
Dry air, and strong sunlight!
**[07:06] ---**
You won't last long here.
**[07:11] ---**
How cowardly!
**[07:12] ---**
There is only one way for you
to save yourself!
**[07:15] ---**
In front of this live camera, you
must surrender and apologize to me!
**[07:19] ---**
I can not and will not,
on my pride as a soldier!
**[07:22] ---**
Then... you will dry out and die.
**[07:31] ---**
This must be a Bitterling... They're
famed for holding extreme grudges.
**[07:34] ---**
Pretty unlucky to be targeted
by one of them.
**[07:36] ---**
We have to do something,
or Giroro will be in trouble!
***SIGN*** 30m 1h 15m
**[07:39] ---**
Okay, my money's on one hour.
**[07:41] ---**
I think he'll last 30 minutes.
**[07:44] ---**
Don't forget, whoever loses
is on toilet-cleaning duty!
**[07:47] ---**
What are you guys doing?!
**[07:50] ---**
Are you going to leave your comrade to die?
**[07:52] ---**
Well, I'd love to go save him,
**[07:55] ---**
but Giroro is being held in a desert region!
**[07:58] ---**
We can't function effectively in that
arid air and bright sunlight, ma'am!
**[08:03] ---**
And Bitterlings are the opposite of us.
**[08:06] ---**
They are strong where it is dry.
**[08:09] ---**
We're going to need a heck of a plan
for a rescue to be in the cards.
**[08:15] ---**
Or, like, forsake comrade?
**[08:17] ---**
We're not in a position
to do anything about it.
**[08:23] ---**
As the Keroro Platoon stood idly by,
**[08:25] ---**
the cruel attacks on Giroro continued.
***SIGN*** Screeeeeeeeeeeee
**[08:37] ---**
Had enough?! Are you suffering?!
**[08:40] ---**
Stop it!
**[08:43] ---**
A scorching scream machine!
**[08:47] ---**
Round! Round!
**[08:51] ---**
I'll spin it more!
Get sick, get sick, throw up!
***SIGN*** Uramima~su
**[08:58] ---**
And one hour of nonstop, strangely outdated,
and not particularly funny solo stand-up!
**[09:03] ---**
Guts! And turn!
**[09:05] ---**
Stop it!
**[09:09] ---**
And out-of-season ghost stories!
**[09:14] ---**
Once upon a time...
**[09:16] ---**
...in a faraway place...
**[09:18] ---**
...an honest old man
and an honest old woman...
**[09:21] ---**
...lived together peacefully...
**[09:29] ---**
Wh-What horriifying attacks!
**[09:32] ---**
It's only a matter of time until he breaks.
**[09:34] ---**
Don't die, Mr. Corporal!
**[09:39] ---**
I'll go!
**[09:40] ---**
Huh?
**[09:42] ---**
I can move more freely in
arid areas than you all can!
**[09:46] ---**
Take me to where Giroro is being held!
**[09:53] ---**
You're quite resilient...
***SIGN*** Jabocani Notebook
Giroro's Weaknesses Pt. 5
Class 6-6
Uramima~su
**[09:55] ---**
I thought my investigations over the past five
years had unearthed all of your weaknesses.
***SIGN*** The Pekoponian, Natsumi
Weak to ghosts - scaredy-cat!
**[10:02] ---**
The Pekoponian, Natsumi?
**[10:06] ---**
Now, what was this, again...?
**[10:10] ---**
N-Natsumi...
**[10:17] ---**
Equipment all okay.
**[10:19] ---**
Gero?!
**[10:21] ---**
Why do I have to go too, ma'am?!
**[10:24] ---**
That suit should cut off the light
and heat from the sun,
**[10:27] ---**
and retain a certain level of moisture,
so it can even handle deserts with ease.
**[10:31] ---**
He made it just the way
you like it, Mr. Sergeant!
**[10:34] ---**
You look so cool, Uncle!
**[10:36] ---**
Or, like, regal looking?
**[10:38] ---**
Ah, do I? Maybe I'll go, then.
**[10:41] ---**
Use this "It always starts with rain" Gun.
**[10:44] ---**
What's this?
***SIGN*** "It always starts with rain" Gun
**[10:46] ---**
It collects minute amounts of
moisture from the atmosphere,
**[10:48] ---**
and allows you to attack with
water even in arid regions.
**[10:51] ---**
Bitterlings are weak against water
and moisture, you see.
**[10:55] ---**
So, a water gun, basically.
**[10:57] ---**
I got you some "wheels," too.
**[11:05] ---**
Ready to launch!
**[11:07] ---**
Then off we go, sir!
**[11:09] ---**
And now, a haiku!
**[11:10] ---**
To the winter sky,
For the sake of Giroro,
Let's-la-go... something.
**[11:22] ---**
To rescue the abducted Corporal Giroro,
**[11:24] ---**
the Keroro Platoon and Natsumi-chan
fly across the desert!
**[11:27] ---**
Will they be able to save Corporal Giroro?
**[11:33] ---**
A sandstorm?
**[11:35] ---**
No... This is a powerful defense field
that just looks like a sandstorm.
**[11:40] ---**
It'll be impossible to break through
in this transport craft.
**[11:42] ---**
So what do we do, then?
**[11:44] ---**
No choice but to use the air bike and
enter through the gaps in the storm.
**[11:49] ---**
Okay! Here we go!
**[11:51] ---**
Take care!
**[11:52] ---**
You're coming, too!
**[11:54] ---**
I thought so...
**[12:08] ---**
Well?! How d'you like the attack
of socks worn for a week?!
**[12:13] ---**
I... I can still...!
**[12:14] ---**
Tch... this guy's too tough...
**[12:18] ---**
Hm? What's going on?
**[12:20] ---**
Intruder detected! Intruder detected!
**[12:23] ---**
Display it.
**[12:27] ---**
What's this? A Keronian and a Pekoponian.
**[12:30] ---**
They came to save you, is that it?
**[12:33] ---**
N-Natsumi!
**[12:36] ---**
Hm? Natsumi...?
***SIGN*** The Pekoponian, Natsumi
**[12:46] ---**
I see!
**[12:48] ---**
So that's how it is...
**[12:58] ---**
What's that?
**[13:07] ---**
Gero?
**[13:09] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[13:17] ---**
Gosh, what was that for?!
**[13:17] ---**
Ow!
**[13:19] ---**
If you wish to pass through here, correctly answer my riddle!
**[13:19] ---**
Ow! Ow!
**[13:24] ---**
Huh? Riddle?
**[13:26] ---**
I'll be back!
**[13:28] ---**
Lady Natsumi, leave this to me!
**[13:31] ---**
Huh? Are you good at riddles?
**[13:33] ---**
Gero gerori!
***SIGN*** Space Riddle Championship
**[13:35] ---**
I don't mean to brag,
but I'm the 556th champion
**[13:38] ---**
of the Space Riddle Championship!
**[13:41] ---**
It'll be a piece of cake!
**[13:43] ---**
Another surprising part of
Sergeant Keroro's past revealed!
**[13:46] ---**
Interesting. Then, without further delay.
***SIGN*** Shoe / Shoe
**[13:49] ---**
*Kutsu* means shoe, but what
kutsu's real name is Kutsu?
***SIGN*** Shoe
**[13:55] ---**
Simplicity itself.
**[13:57] ---**
Nagagutsu! (Wellington boots)
**[14:00] ---**
Why?
***SIGN*** Real name is Kutsu
**[14:01] ---**
Real name is Kutsu.
***SIGN*** Name is Kutsu
**[14:03] ---**
Name is Kutsu.
***SIGN*** Na ga Kutsu
***SIGN*** Naga Kutsu
**[14:04] ---**
*Na ga* Kutsu. (Name is Kutsu.)
***SIGN*** Nagagutsu
**[14:07] ---**
Nagagutsu, sir!
**[14:08] ---**
Huh...
**[14:09] ---**
Bzzzt, wrong!
**[14:11] ---**
What? Wrong?!
**[14:13] ---**
The answer is...
**[14:14] ---**
Akutsu-san!
***SIGN*** Akutsu Hideo Chick Sexer Kamiigusa, Suginami, Tokyo
***SIGN*** Akutsu-san
**[14:19] ---**
Oh, good day. My name is Akutsu.
**[14:21] ---**
Who the heck is Akutsu-san?!
**[14:24] ---**
Never mind that. Incorrect.
**[14:27] ---**
Gerooo!
**[14:29] ---**
Geroriiin...
**[14:31] ---**
Give up?
**[14:33] ---**
No, that's all right. I'll answer next!
**[14:35] ---**
Very well...
**[14:37] ---**
What stands at the roadside with its face
bright red and its mouth wide open?!
**[14:45] ---**
Oh, that's easy! The answer is...
**[14:47] ---**
I'm sure you are about to say
"a postbox," but that is wrong.
**[14:51] ---**
Huh? That's wrong?
**[14:52] ---**
Tick tick tick tick...
Answer quickly, or you will be out of time!
**[14:57] ---**
Umm, oh, oh no...
**[14:59] ---**
Something bright red... Something red...
**[15:01] ---**
Something red... Something red...
**[15:04] ---**
Not that!
**[15:05] ---**
Or that!
**[15:07] ---**
None of those!
**[15:08] ---**
Giro giro giro...
**[15:13] ---**
Giroro?
**[15:15] ---**
Ding-ding-ding!
**[15:16] ---**
Th-That's correct...
**[15:18] ---**
What? No way...
**[15:20] ---**
You may pass!
**[15:24] ---**
Let's go, stupid frog.
**[15:27] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[15:31] ---**
Gero? Lady Natsumi, look at that!
**[15:38] ---**
Giroro!
**[15:38] ---**
Corporal Giroro!
**[15:43] ---**
Hold on! I'll save you right now!
**[15:45] ---**
Natsumi...
**[15:46] ---**
Stay away, Natsumi! This is a trap!
**[15:49] ---**
Stay away!
**[15:53] ---**
Natsumi!
**[15:57] ---**
That was close, ma'am!
**[16:00] ---**
Like summer moths to a flame!
**[16:03] ---**
Giroro's greatest weakness
comes straight to me!
**[16:07] ---**
Where is he?!
**[16:08] ---**
I'll take care of that, ma'am!
Keroro Goggles, on!
**[16:15] ---**
He's on top of the gondola one,
to the right of the top one!
**[16:19] ---**
Okay!
**[16:36] ---**
That was close, ma'am!
**[16:38] ---**
Hey, you! Help me fight a little!
**[16:41] ---**
Let's get out of here!
**[16:42] ---**
Gero!
**[16:44] ---**
Natsumi! Forget about me! Run!
**[16:48] ---**
Where'd the stupid frog go?
**[16:50] ---**
Whoa, that's dangerous, don't push!
**[16:52] ---**
Hurry up and find him!
**[16:54] ---**
Come on, hurry!
**[16:56] ---**
Gero!
**[16:58] ---**
Natsumi! Natsumi!
**[17:02] ---**
Natsumi!
**[17:03] ---**
Hey, you! Release Lady Natsumi, sir!
**[17:06] ---**
Shut it!
**[17:07] ---**
You can dry up over there!
**[17:09] ---**
Gero?!
**[17:10] ---**
Ahh, I'm drying out!
**[17:15] ---**
Fields of flowers filled with
butterflies... and worms...
**[17:19] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[17:21] ---**
You, Natsumi... Throw down your gun.
**[17:23] ---**
Otherwise I'll put a hole
in his head from here.
**[17:27] ---**
Just so you know,
**[17:28] ---**
I came fourth in the Bitter Shooting
Competition for Working Adults.
**[17:32] ---**
Now drop it!
**[17:33] ---**
Don't, Natsumi!
**[17:36] ---**
Fine.
**[17:39] ---**
Goood.
**[17:40] ---**
Now, Giroro!
**[17:42] ---**
Now it's all up to you: will you submit
and prostrate yourself before me, or not?!
**[17:51] ---**
All right...
**[17:53] ---**
Just let Natsumi go!
**[17:56] ---**
What are you saying?!
**[17:57] ---**
If you do that, what was the point of me
coming all the way here in the first place?!
**[18:01] ---**
Natsumi...
**[18:03] ---**
If this was something you were
willing to settle with an apology,
**[18:06] ---**
you should have just done
that in the first place!
**[18:08] ---**
Why did I need to come all
the way to this desert...
**[18:12] ---**
We can't function effectively in that
arid air and bright sunlight, ma'am!
**[18:17] ---**
Oh, I know...
**[18:21] ---**
Now, Giroro! You lose! Surrender!
**[18:26] ---**
What's wrong?! Don't you care
what happens to her?!
**[18:37] ---**
I conced—
**[18:38] ---**
You call yourself a man?!
**[18:40] ---**
So all your tough talk was just bravado?!
**[18:43] ---**
We came all this way to save you,
with you in our minds!
**[18:47] ---**
Shut up!
**[18:48] ---**
But if you lose here...
**[18:50] ---**
...then how will I get back the dignity I lost
by being forced to dress in this stupid get-up?!
**[18:57] ---**
What?!
**[18:57] ---**
Go get it, stupid frog!
**[19:01] ---**
Gerooooo!
***SIGN*** Ge
**[19:04] ---**
Ge! Ro! Ge! Ro! Ge!
***SIGN*** Ro
***SIGN*** Ge
***SIGN*** Ro
***SIGN*** Ge
**[19:27] ---**
Giroro!
**[19:28] ---**
What?!
**[19:29] ---**
Natsumi!
**[19:33] ---**
Get down!
**[20:02] ---**
I've won!
**[20:09] ---**
I-It can't be...
**[20:11] ---**
How could I, who placed fourth in the Bitter
Shooting Competition for Working Adults...
**[20:16] ---**
How could I...
**[20:19] ---**
Unluckily for you...
**[20:21] ---**
...in the Keron Army Invitational
Shooting Tournament...
**[20:24] ---**
...I placed first.
**[20:28] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:32] ---**
Giroro, don't die!
**[20:34] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:36] ---**
I'm gonna die... Natsumi...
You're killing me... You're killing me...!
**[20:40] ---**
You were alive?
**[20:41] ---**
Don't kill me off so easily.
**[20:42] ---**
But you got shot...
**[20:44] ---**
It just grazed me.
**[20:45] ---**
I'm fine.
**[20:47] ---**
Then... what about him?
**[20:50] ---**
Passed out, that's all.
**[20:51] ---**
But I doubt he'll be able
to move for a while.
**[20:55] ---**
Once a Bitterling fails at revenge,
**[20:58] ---**
they have a habit of forgetting
about the whole thing.
**[21:01] ---**
I doubt he'll come after me
for the time being.
**[21:04] ---**
Thank goodness...
**[21:05] ---**
I was super worried about you,
you know!
**[21:08] ---**
Hmph. You're free to worry,
**[21:10] ---**
but I could have handled a weakling
like him on my own at any time!
**[21:13] ---**
As if...
**[21:15] ---**
I heard all your screaming.
**[21:18] ---**
Th-That... That was acting...
**[21:20] ---**
Gosh, you're just so not cute.
**[21:26] ---**
Gero?!
**[21:27] ---**
We're going home, stupid frog.
**[21:32] ---**
Giroro, get on the back.
**[21:35] ---**
R-Right.
**[21:37] ---**
My glasses... My glasses...
**[21:46] ---**
Gero...
**[21:47] ---**
Why do I have such a headache?
**[21:52] ---**
I'm in your debt, Natsumi.
**[21:55] ---**
Hey, Giroro?
**[21:57] ---**
Cheer up.
**[21:59] ---**
You're plenty strong.
**[22:01] ---**
What?! I... I didn't ask for...
**[22:04] ---**
Ah, and when we get back,
take out that trash, okay?
**[22:07] ---**
What?!
**[22:09] ---**
Freeloader, remember?
**[22:10] ---**
R-Right...
**[22:12] ---**
One helps another.
In that bosom dwells feeling;
Perhaps it is love?
**[22:16] ---**
Wouldn't that be nice, Corporal Giroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:52] ---**
It's Tamama.
**[23:53] ---**
This event rolls around again this year!
**[23:55] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, accept my feelings...
***SIGN*** Ah
**[23:58] ---**
Freaking accept them already!
**[24:01] ---**
Never mind that... Let's just keep an
eye out for unsold stock this year.
**[24:04] ---**
Nooo...
**[24:05] ---**
"More Peach Summer Snow:
Valentine Showdown, Sir!"
**[24:09] ---**
"Keroro: Tales of the Unfortunate, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E96 - More Peach Summer Snow: Valentine Showdown, Sir! / Keroro: Tales of the Unfortunate, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMG43/more-peach-summer-snow-valentine-showdown-sir--keroro-tales-of-the-unfortunate-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Symbol
**[01:31] ---**
February 14, 2005.
**[01:34] ---**
Please.
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings of Love Keroro Symbol
**[01:36] ---**
Please buy Instant Dumplings! Please!
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings of Love
***SIGN*** Instant Dumplings Keroro Symbol
**[01:42] ---**
Selling Instant Dumplings
instead of chocolate
**[01:44] ---**
was the plan to double the invasion
budget, but it failed miserably.
**[01:49] ---**
And now this year, on February 14, 2006!
**[01:52] ---**
Aiming to dig out from under
a series of failures,
***SIGN*** Sweet Rice Jelly
**[01:54] ---**
a love Valentine
sweet rice jelly sales plan.
***SIGN*** pat pat pat pat
***SIGN*** 0 Orders
**[01:59] ---**
The lesson learned last year
has been forgotten.
***SIGN*** Sweet Rice Jelly
**[02:03] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is stuck with a
warehouse full of sweet rice jelly.
**[02:05] ---**
The shock was so great that
he fainted, but meanwhile...
***SIGN*** Ba-dum!
**[02:22] ---**
There he is!
**[02:27] ---**
I put my heart into making this
chocolate for Saburo-senpai...
**[02:31] ---**
Find the courage to give it to him, Natsumi!
**[02:43] ---**
U-Um, please...
**[02:45] ---**
...take this!
***SIGN*** Space Detective
**[02:53] ---**
Space Detective 556!
**[02:55] ---**
Whatever you're offering...
**[02:57] ---**
...556 will take it!
**[03:04] ---**
More Peach Summer Snow:
Valentine Showdown, Sir!
**[03:12] ---**
I didn't mean to!
**[03:13] ---**
I thought you were someone else...
**[03:15] ---**
Everyone makes mistakes!
**[03:17] ---**
What's important is not looking back!
**[03:19] ---**
And never having regrets!
**[03:22] ---**
Look, you're missing the point!
**[03:25] ---**
That's important to me!
**[03:26] ---**
Got it!
**[03:28] ---**
If it's that important,
I'll protect it for you!
**[03:32] ---**
That's not the point, either!
**[03:34] ---**
If I don't give that chocolate today...
**[03:36] ---**
Got it!
**[03:37] ---**
I won't let anyone have it today!
**[03:39] ---**
I'll protect it, even if it costs my life!
**[03:44] ---**
This isn't working...
**[03:45] ---**
We're not communicating at all...
**[03:49] ---**
Thank you, Nishizawa-san!
**[03:52] ---**
To get a huge box of chocolates
like this... I'm thrilled!
**[03:57] ---**
Yes! I successfully gave it to him
this year, too!
**[03:58] ---**
Wow!
**[04:01] ---**
Natsumi-san, what's wrong?
**[04:06] ---**
I see. That's a disaster.
**[04:09] ---**
After I stayed up all last night making it...
**[04:15] ---**
I know, Natsumi-san!
**[04:17] ---**
This is a job for More Peach Summer!
**[04:21] ---**
If that's the case,
don't forget about me, Koyuki!
**[04:25] ---**
K-Koyuki-chan!
**[04:26] ---**
Phantom Thieves!
More Peach Summer Snow!
***SIGN*** Phantom Thieves! More Peach Summer Snow
**[04:30] ---**
We just have to invite Mois-san.
**[04:35] ---**
I see. But...
**[04:38] ---**
...I'm busy helping Uncle today.
**[04:41] ---**
Or, like, massive baking?
**[04:45] ---**
Mois-chan can't make it?
**[04:47] ---**
Then it can't be helped.
**[04:48] ---**
Let's just do it ourselves.
**[04:50] ---**
Right!
**[04:59] ---**
But will it really work?
**[05:01] ---**
There's no need to worry, Natsumi-san!
**[05:08] ---**
Let's go.
**[05:09] ---**
Right!
**[05:14] ---**
Who's there?!
**[05:18] ---**
We can't underestimate him...
**[05:20] ---**
Let's try getting in from the roof.
**[05:28] ---**
Suspicious miscreant!
**[05:34] ---**
It's impossible even for a
ninja like you, Koyuki-chan...
**[05:37] ---**
I wasn't taking him seriously enough.
**[05:39] ---**
That's a formidable mechanism.
**[05:40] ---**
I don't think that counts as a "mechanism"...
**[05:43] ---**
Then let's sneak in through a window.
**[05:53] ---**
It isn't locked.
**[05:58] ---**
It's not opening smoothly...
**[06:01] ---**
Who's there?!
**[06:04] ---**
That's incredible security.
**[06:06] ---**
Like I said, it's not security or anything...
**[06:14] ---**
Let's go in while we have the chance.
**[06:16] ---**
I wonder where 556-san
went with the chocolate.
**[06:21] ---**
What's he doing?
**[06:24] ---**
Training, I suppose?
**[06:25] ---**
Why does he have the chocolate on his head
**[06:27] ---**
while doing the bunny hop?
**[06:31] ---**
He's coming back!
**[06:33] ---**
We have to hide!
**[06:36] ---**
For now, behind here!
***SIGN*** Empty Boxes
**[06:55] ---**
Adhesion!
**[07:04] ---**
What's he doing?
**[07:15] ---**
I don't understand...
**[07:20] ---**
I... I can't hang on...
**[07:25] ---**
Who are you malefactors?!
**[07:27] ---**
You must be after this chocolate!
**[07:30] ---**
But this is a precious item that
belongs to a girl of my acquaintance
**[07:33] ---**
who's helped me out before!
**[07:35] ---**
I won't let you have it!
**[07:41] ---**
What should we do?
**[07:43] ---**
I guess give up on taking it back
**[07:46] ---**
and explain the situation to Lavie-san.
**[07:48] ---**
I'm home, Brother.
**[07:52] ---**
Brother! Where did you get that chocolate?!
***SIGN*** Chocolate
**[07:58] ---**
Maybe...
**[08:00] ---**
I see. I get it. Brother...
**[08:02] ---**
Getting chocolate on Valentine's Day...
**[08:04] ---**
It's your first time
since arriving on Pekopon, right?
**[08:08] ---**
I'm so happy for you, Brother!
**[08:11] ---**
It's suddenly become hard
to ask for it back...
**[08:16] ---**
A cry for help!
**[08:19] ---**
Someone's calling me!
**[08:22] ---**
He's still got my chocolate!
**[08:25] ---**
Let's go, too!
***SIGN*** Sweet
Rice
Jelly
**[08:31] ---**
Come on! Don't be scared!
**[08:34] ---**
I'm not a shady character.
**[08:37] ---**
I just want you to buy sweet rice jelly.
**[08:40] ---**
Halt!
**[08:43] ---**
556!
**[08:44] ---**
Don't interfere with my sales!
**[08:47] ---**
Cursed invader who threatens the peace!
**[08:49] ---**
Space Detective 556
is going to tan your hide!
**[08:52] ---**
Adhesion!
***SIGN*** Adhesion
**[08:59] ---**
You've got some nerve!
**[09:06] ---**
Let's take the chocolate back
while they're busy squaring off!
**[09:09] ---**
Wait!
**[09:11] ---**
But...
**[09:12] ---**
Even if it is a misunderstanding,
**[09:14] ---**
556-san is protecting the
chocolate for all he's worth.
**[09:18] ---**
I'd feel bad not saying anything
and making off with it...
**[09:21] ---**
Natsumi-san!
***SIGN*** Sweet Rice Jelly
**[09:22] ---**
If that's the case, please use
this valentine sweet rice jelly!
**[09:26] ---**
Mois-chan!
***SIGN*** Uncle
**[09:28] ---**
It's unsold stock,
**[09:30] ---**
and I'm sure Uncle would be happy
to know it did you some good.
**[09:33] ---**
Gero!
**[09:35] ---**
I see. I'll switch this with the chocolate!
**[09:38] ---**
Right!
**[09:39] ---**
The box and ribbon look
almost exactly the same...
**[09:41] ---**
Or, like, nearly alike?
**[09:44] ---**
Thank you, Mois-chan!
**[09:44] [SONG] ---**
Sweet green apple!
**[09:46] [SONG] ---**
Just put it by your mouth
and take a big bite.
**[09:50] [SONG] ---**
It's the age in which your heart
goes pitter-pat.
**[09:54] ---**
Now, Natsumi-san!
**[09:56] ---**
Right!
**[09:56] [SONG] ---**
Maybe I want you to feel it more.
**[10:04] [SONG] ---**
Peach-colored love!
**[10:05] ---**
Gero!
**[10:06] ---**
Gero!
**[10:10] [SONG] ---**
In the summer, my feelings are on fire.
**[10:17] [SONG] ---**
It piles up like snow.
**[10:18] ---**
I did it!
**[10:20] ---**
Ow...
**[10:21] ---**
Natsumi-chan?
**[10:23] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:24] [SONG] ---**
Staying like this,
**[10:25] ---**
What's with the outfit?
**[10:26] [SONG] ---**
My slight fever didn't go away.
**[10:28] ---**
Natsumi-san, keep it together.
**[10:29] ---**
This is your chance!
**[10:30] [SONG] ---**
I'm sure I'll become a nun.
**[10:32] ---**
U-Um...
**[10:36] ---**
Um, Saburo-senpai, please take this!
**[10:36] [SONG] ---**
No! I love you! I love you! I love you!
**[10:40] ---**
Th-Thanks...
**[10:41] [SONG] ---**
Love that never ends!
**[10:43] ---**
See you!
**[10:45] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[10:46] ---**
Gero...
**[10:52] ---**
Saburo-senpai saw me in that
embarrassing outfit...
**[10:57] ---**
Th-Thanks!
**[11:03] ---**
Oh, well.
**[11:05] ---**
At least I gave him the chocolate.
**[11:07] ---**
Thanks...
**[11:09] ---**
...Koyuki-chan, Momoko-chan and Mois-chan.
**[11:18] ---**
As promised, Miss!
**[11:21] ---**
I protected this all day long!
**[11:26] ---**
And so, Natsumi-chan's long
Valentine's Day ended.
**[11:38] ---**
There are two kinds of aliens
in the universe:
**[11:42] ---**
Lucky aliens and unlucky aliens.
***SIGN*** Hiroya Bakery
**[11:46] [SONG] ---**
Kero kero kero...
hm-hmm hm-hmm hmmm...
**[11:52] ---**
Gero?!
**[11:54] ---**
Is that a Melosian? They're rare!
**[11:57] ---**
I believe they're the type of alien
that returns lost items.
***SIGN*** Melosians Type of alien that returns lost items
**[12:01] ---**
Melosians have the peculiar characteristic
of being compelled to return
***SIGN*** Lost Item
**[12:02] ---**
Somebody dropped this!
**[12:03] ---**
a lost item to its owner
whenever they find something.
**[12:04] ---**
I have to find the owner!
**[12:07] ---**
Here!
**[12:09] ---**
Thank you!
**[12:09] ---**
Sure!
**[12:11] ---**
I have to return this lost item
to its owner, no matter what...
**[12:17] ---**
Gero!
**[12:20] ---**
Gero...
**[12:23] ---**
Gero!
**[12:26] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[12:29] ---**
I'm done for...
**[12:31] ---**
My body can't take any more...
**[12:33] ---**
Please take this lost item in my stead...
**[12:36] ---**
Its owner is going to come for it tomorrow.
**[12:39] ---**
You'll know who it is by his glow.
**[12:43] ---**
He said he'd give a reward, too. Please...
**[12:46] ---**
A reward?!
**[12:51] ---**
Gerori!
**[12:53] ---**
And so begins a tale of bad luck
that will go down in infamy.
**[13:00] ---**
Keroro: Tales of the Unfortunate, Sir!
**[13:06] ---**
Isn't it my turn yet?
***SIGN*** Borinoku Saman Now in
**[13:07] ---**
I hope they still have it
by the time I get there.
**[13:10] ---**
A reward is great, but first I'm
gonna get a Gundam plastic model!
**[13:13] ---**
The new one just came out today!
**[13:15] ---**
Yay!
**[13:17] ---**
I got one...
**[13:17] ---**
Gero!
**[13:18] ---**
I'll take one!
***SIGN*** Out of stock
**[13:20] ---**
We're out.
**[13:21] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Under construction
**[13:24] ---**
Unbelievable!
**[13:25] ---**
If I hadn't come across that Melosian,
I would've gotten there in time!
***SIGN*** Banana Peel
**[13:29] ---**
A banana peel.
**[13:31] ---**
Gero?!
**[13:32] ---**
Gero!
**[13:36] ---**
Gero!
**[13:40] ---**
Gero...
**[13:43] ---**
Gero!
**[13:49] ---**
An army of white alligators.
**[13:53] ---**
Gero!
**[13:59] ---**
Mr. Sergeant, what happened to you?!
**[14:02] ---**
I had a little trouble...
**[14:04] ---**
I slipped on a banana peel,
fell into an open manhole,
**[14:07] ---**
was attacked by white alligators,
and struck by lightning.
**[14:11] ---**
You're lucky it just gave you an afro.
**[14:14] ---**
Still, something isn't right here.
**[14:17] ---**
Oh! Maybe...
**[14:19] ---**
Tama?
**[14:22] ---**
Th-This is...
**[14:24] ---**
Uh oh! That's an Absolute Bad Luck Stone.
***SIGN*** Absolute Bad Luck Stone
**[14:27] ---**
Absolute Bad Luck Stone?!
**[14:30] ---**
The stone
**[14:31] ---**
that acts like a magnet for every form
of misfortune in the world?!
**[14:37] ---**
I see. Then the person who dropped it
was probably a Misserian.
**[14:41] ---**
Why would a Misserian have
something dangerous like this?
**[14:46] ---**
The planet Miss's twin planet is Hitt.
**[14:50] ---**
Whereas bad luck is drawn towards Hitterans,
***SIGN*** Bad Luck
***SIGN*** Good Luck
**[14:53] ---**
Misserians don't have to do anything
**[14:56] ---**
for good luck of all stripes
to gather at their feet.
**[14:59] ---**
For a Misserian who wants
to lead a normal life,
**[15:02] ---**
this Absolute Bad Luck Stone
is a must-have.
**[15:06] ---**
Gero...
**[15:07] ---**
Anyway, now I know what
caused my spate of bad luck!
**[15:11] ---**
Until the owner shows up,
I'm gonna foist it off on that jerk.
**[15:15] ---**
Jerk?
***SIGN*** The Jerk's Tent
**[15:18] ---**
The jerk's tent.
**[15:21] ---**
Giroro-kun?
**[15:25] ---**
Not in, huh?
**[15:28] ---**
Gerori... It's clammy in here.
***SIGN*** rumble rumble rumble rumble
**[15:33] ---**
What are you doing?
**[15:35] ---**
What's clammy, huh?
**[15:37] ---**
G-Gero...
**[15:39] ---**
Oh, my alien rattlesnake
slithered away, see...
**[15:43] ---**
Hey! Where did you go?!
**[15:50] ---**
Gero... Ow!
**[15:53] ---**
In that case, I'll give it to Dororo,
who can endure bad luck!
***SIGN*** Rice Balls
**[15:59] ---**
Rice balls.
**[16:01] ---**
So I just have to hold on
to this case until tomorrow?
**[16:04] ---**
That's right...
**[16:06] ---**
What is inside?
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[16:07] ---**
Ah! Don't open it!
**[16:09] ---**
Now I am even more curious.
**[16:13] ---**
Thank you for the food!
***SIGN*** Whack
**[16:21] ---**
Dororo!
**[16:24] ---**
Dororo! Speak to me!
**[16:26] ---**
I'm sorry, Dororo! I made my
rice balls too tight again!
**[16:31] ---**
Well, I'll be on my way...
**[16:33] ---**
I'm sorry...
***SIGN*** Thump
**[16:33] ---**
Wait!
**[16:35] ---**
You forgot this.
**[16:38] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Ge-Gero!
***SIGN*** Aieee!
***SIGN*** Argghh!
***SIGN*** Eeeeyowww!
**[16:52] ---**
I'm going to die at this rate...
**[16:55] ---**
Forget about the reward, already.
**[16:57] ---**
Since it's come to this, I'll just
have to ask 556 to hang on to it!
**[17:00] ---**
He's been on a bad luck streak
ever since coming to Pekopon!
**[17:04] ---**
It can't get any worse for him!
**[17:09] ---**
Leave it to me, Keroro!
**[17:11] ---**
So I just have to protect this case and
keep it out of the hands of evildoers
**[17:14] ---**
until tomorrow, right?!
**[17:15] ---**
556!
**[17:17] ---**
Keroro!
**[17:24] ---**
Thank you, 556!
**[17:26] ---**
This is what friends are for!
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
**[17:29] ---**
That's a load off my chest.
**[17:32] ---**
Now I can kick back and read manga...
**[17:35] ---**
Keroro-san!
**[17:36] ---**
Gero?
**[17:37] ---**
L-Lady Lavie! What's wrong?
**[17:41] ---**
Keroro-san, it's my brother... He...
**[17:44] ---**
Gero!
**[17:51] ---**
...was suddenly hit by
a mysterious meteorite!
**[17:55] ---**
Then, while the space ambulance was
taking him to the space hospital,
**[17:59] ---**
it got involved in a pileup!
**[18:01] ---**
And the one that caused the crash
was a real alien creep!
**[18:04] ---**
He demanded my brother pay for
his outrageous medical expenses,
**[18:07] ---**
so my brother was so deeply in debt he was
about to be sold to a space pirate ship,
**[18:11] ---**
but then got caught in a war between
the Agatawans and Illegans. It's awful!
**[18:15] ---**
While they were busy fighting,
he managed to get back to Pekopon,
**[18:19] ---**
but stubbed his pinky toe on the corner of
a chest of drawers we just found outside!
**[18:23] ---**
At this rate, my brother is going to die!
**[18:26] ---**
Keroro-san, please! Please help my brother!
**[18:36] ---**
That should do it.
**[18:38] ---**
I'll leave it there until tomorrow.
**[18:40] ---**
I should've done that from the start.
**[18:44] ---**
It's not like somebody has to
hold on to it the whole time.
**[18:48] ---**
Curry rice for dinner tonight?
**[18:50] ---**
I've been preparing it since last night,
**[18:53] ---**
so it's slowly been simmering.
**[18:55] ---**
And now it's about done... Gero!
**[19:02] ---**
He forgot to cook rice for the curry.
***SIGN*** Forgot to cook the rice for the curry
**[19:04] ---**
Oh, no!
**[19:06] ---**
That's a beginner's mistake,
like in the anime opening song!
**[19:11] ---**
F-For now, we can make do with toast.
***SIGN*** Ah!
**[19:18] ---**
No!
**[19:19] ---**
Of all things, to fall buttered-side down!
**[19:22] ---**
Gero! W-Why?
**[19:25] ---**
I'm not holding the
Absolute Bad Luck Stone...
**[19:28] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[19:31] ---**
Gero!
**[19:32] ---**
It's gone! It's gone!
**[19:34] ---**
Where did you go, Absolute Bad Luck Stone?!
**[19:37] ---**
Where are you?!
**[19:39] ---**
Where are you?!
**[19:40] ---**
Gero!
**[19:44] ---**
Where are you?!
**[19:49] ---**
Gero...
**[19:52] ---**
Why me?
**[19:54] ---**
Why me all the time?!
**[19:56] ---**
Uncle!
**[19:58] ---**
What happened to you, Uncle?!
**[20:00] ---**
You don't look yourself!
**[20:02] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[20:03] ---**
Huh?
**[20:07] ---**
Lady Mois, where'd you get that stone?
**[20:10] ---**
It's a pretty stone, so I thought
I'd use it as a good luck charm.
**[20:14] ---**
Or, like, well-being prayers?
**[20:16] ---**
Gero!
**[20:17] ---**
Why am I getting the bad luck when Lady Mois
is the one who's wearing it as a necklace?!
**[20:25] ---**
U-Uncle!
**[20:26] ---**
Uncle, speak to me!
**[20:29] ---**
Nothing makes me more miserable
**[20:31] ---**
than when something bad happens to you!
**[20:34] ---**
Or, like, sharing karma?
**[20:51] ---**
Gero?! Shiny!
**[20:53] ---**
Are you the owner of this?
**[20:55] ---**
A Misserian?!
***SIGN*** Congratulations! 10,000th Customer
**[21:02] ---**
Congratulations! To commemorate this moment,
I'm giving you a round-trip ticket to Keron!
**[21:10] ---**
Gero...
**[21:14] ---**
Look out!
***SIGN*** Congratulations! 10,000th Customer
**[21:22] ---**
Again. This good luck
**[21:25] ---**
is a curse, I tell you.
**[21:28] ---**
A box of gold coins!
**[21:30] ---**
I found another cache of
Tokugawa's buried gold.
**[21:35] ---**
Even though I just want the
simple happinesses of life...
**[21:39] ---**
Gero?
**[21:43] ---**
Now I can finally return to a normal life.
**[21:47] ---**
Thank you for holding on to the stone for me.
**[21:49] ---**
And farewell.
**[21:51] ---**
Wait a second!
**[21:53] ---**
What about my reward?!
**[21:56] ---**
Reward? Oh. You can have this.
***SIGN*** Coupon for One Free Croquette Tamura Meat Market
**[21:59] ---**
A coupon for one free croquette.
**[22:01] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Coupon for One Free Croquette Tamura Meat Market
**[22:05] ---**
I can't take this.
**[22:07] ---**
The expiration date was yesterday.
**[22:10] ---**
Gero...
**[22:12] ---**
There are two kinds of aliens
in this universe:
**[22:15] ---**
Lucky aliens and unlucky aliens.
**[22:18] ---**
Slump...
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:51] ---**
This is Momoka.
**[23:53] ---**
Love. That's what I want.
**[23:55] ---**
That's my courage.
**[23:57] ---**
I want to... jump into Fuyuki-kun's arms!
**[24:01] ---**
That aside,
**[24:03] ---**
What is love? What is friendship?
The eternal questions.
**[24:06] ---**
"Momoka: Spelling 'Powerful Rival'
as 'F-R-I-E-N-D,' Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Keroro & Fuyuki: Together, Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E97 - Momoka: Spelling "Powerful Rival" as "F-R-I-E-N-D," Sir! / Keroro & Fuyuki: Together, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JPDX/momoka-spelling-powerful-rival-as-f-r-i-e-n-d-sir--keroro--fuyuki-together-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:34] ---**
One afternoon during the weekend.
**[01:36] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is heading home from shopping.
***SIGN*** New Metro
Open from the 21st
**[01:38] ---**
And someone is following him...
**[01:43] ---**
Her name is Tsukigami Chiruyo.
***SIGN*** scribble scribble
***SIGN*** scribble scribble
**[01:45] ---**
She's Fuyuki-kun's classmate and a member
of the Kissho Academy Newspaper Club,
**[01:48] ---**
otherwise known as KAN.
***SIGN*** Appeared 34 episodes ago
**[01:52] ---**
Of course, alert viewers watching this now...
**[01:54] ---**
...do remember her, right?
***SIGN*** Sub-menu
Filming Zoom
**[02:13] ---**
Momoka: Spelling "Powerful Rival"
as "F-R-I-E-N-D," Sir!
**[02:19] ---**
Milady Momoka, as ordered,
I've constructed this Hinata Fuyuki museum.
**[02:24] ---**
I have stocked the building with
everything that involves Master Fuyuki,
**[02:27] ---**
but the main exhibit is...
**[02:30] ---**
...this portrait of him
**[02:32] ---**
by international photographer
Shiodome Kishin.
**[02:36] ---**
That's amazing!
**[02:37] ---**
What do you think, milady Momoka?
**[02:39] ---**
Yes... It's a marvelous photo.
**[02:43] ---**
But...
**[02:43] ---**
What is it?
**[02:44] ---**
It doesn't do anything for me!
***SIGN*** Effect
***SIGN*** Fulcrum
***SIGN*** Force on Lever
**[02:50] ---**
Ah! Tama-chan!
**[02:52] ---**
Milady, is there something
displeasing about this photo?
**[02:57] ---**
Feelings...
**[02:59] ---**
Feelings?
**[03:00] ---**
It's technically polished, but I don't sense
**[03:03] ---**
the photographer's feelings for Fuyuki-kun.
**[03:06] ---**
Then you should take the photo, Momocchi.
**[03:09] ---**
I... I know that, but...
**[03:13] ---**
Oh...
**[03:14] ---**
I not only have no photography skills,
**[03:16] ---**
I get nervous every time
I gaze at Fuyuki-kun.
**[03:19] ---**
But I have to do it...
**[03:22] ---**
I must, to complete this Fuyuki-kun museum.
**[03:25] ---**
Momocchi...
**[03:28] ---**
Tamama-kun, when you see someone in trouble,
**[03:31] ---**
always report it to me.
**[03:35] ---**
Why is Momocchi troubled over
something as simple as that?
**[03:39] ---**
Tamama-kun, it may look simple
from your perspective,
**[03:43] ---**
but even she has troubles.
**[03:46] ---**
Besides, a time like this
is a business chance!
***SIGN*** Greed
Greed
Greed
Greed
**[03:51] ---**
We must help someone in trouble,
whether they like it or not,
**[03:53] ---**
and then reap the benefits
of their gratitude!
**[03:56] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[03:58] ---**
What?! Don't look at me like
I just made a dirty joke!
**[04:02] ---**
Recently, our platoon has had to tighten
its collective belt more and more.
**[04:05] ---**
But this smells like a chance to me!
**[04:07] ---**
You see?
**[04:13] ---**
Courage, Momoka!
**[04:14] ---**
This is the day I'll take
the best Fuyuki-kun shot!
**[04:18] ---**
Nishizawa-san, good morning!
**[04:21] ---**
Goo... Uh...
**[04:26] ---**
Why do you always get so tongue-tied?!
What's wrong with you?!
**[04:29] ---**
Then why don't you take the shot?
**[04:31] ---**
I don't have any talent for photography
or artsy stuff like that!
**[04:34] ---**
Anyway, get after him!
**[04:35] ---**
R-Right!
**[04:46] ---**
What's wrong?! Take it! Take the shot!
**[04:48] ---**
R-Right!
**[04:55] ---**
Ow...
**[04:57] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[05:00] ---**
She's really pretty.
**[05:03] ---**
Huh?
**[05:04] ---**
I wonder what class she's in.
**[05:06] ---**
Where are my glasses? Oh, no!
**[05:08] ---**
Where are they?
**[05:08] ---**
Th-This is...
**[05:10] ---**
...Fuyuki-kun!
**[05:11] ---**
Here!
**[05:12] ---**
What a...
**[05:15] ---**
What a wonderful photo!
**[05:19] ---**
You're...
**[05:21] ---**
...Tsukigami-san?
**[05:23] ---**
Sorry.
**[05:28] ---**
Please, wait!
**[05:31] ---**
That photo on your phone...
**[05:33] ---**
Could you send me a copy?
**[05:36] ---**
Please!
**[05:37] ---**
I'm willing to pay any amount for it!
**[05:39] ---**
If you think money can buy you anything,
**[05:42] ---**
you're sorely mistaken!
**[05:47] ---**
I know I'm just a tenacious note-taker.
**[05:50] ---**
Compared to that rich girl...
**[05:52] ---**
But still... I don't want to lose!
**[05:57] ---**
I never thought of it before.
**[06:01] ---**
But perhaps... I'm not the only one
**[06:04] ---**
who feels so strongly about Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:06] ---**
Hey! Why didn't you give her
a piece of your mind?!
**[06:10] ---**
The girl's your rival!
**[06:11] ---**
Then, why didn't you come out?
**[06:15] ---**
Shall I take a guess?
**[06:18] ---**
You felt like we'd already lost,
too, didn't you?
**[06:21] ---**
That photo was radiating
emotions for Fuyuki-kun...
**[06:26] ---**
No matter how much money I spend,
**[06:28] ---**
I can't take even one satisfying
shot of Fuyuki-kun.
**[06:34] ---**
Momocchi!
**[06:37] ---**
Listen...
**[06:38] ---**
Mr. Sergeant said...
**[06:40] ---**
...he has got an offer for you.
**[06:43] ---**
Huh? An offer?
**[06:48] ---**
What the heck is this?!
**[06:50] ---**
What the heck did you do to Fuyuki-kun?!
**[06:52] ---**
I was against it!
**[06:54] ---**
Well, well, I heard you were in
a spot of trouble, Lady Momoko.
***SIGN*** rub rub
***SIGN*** rub rub
**[07:00] ---**
An exclusive photo session
with Hinata Fuyuki!
**[07:02] ---**
I set it up for you on the double!
**[07:05] ---**
Don't worry! He isn't here against his will.
**[07:09] ---**
Huh. So this is a recreation
of a UFO abduction!
**[07:14] ---**
I've always wanted to experience one!
**[07:16] ---**
Of course, I didn't tell him
about the photo part.
**[07:19] ---**
Plus, I put an anti-barrier on you,
**[07:23] ---**
so Master Fuyuki will never know you're here.
**[07:29] ---**
Digital spy camera,
***SIGN*** Digital Spy Camera
**[07:31] ---**
MS-06E!
**[07:33] ---**
Even a monkey could take a
prize-winning photo with that!
**[07:36] ---**
A... a monkey?
**[07:38] ---**
Point and click to your heart's content!
**[07:41] ---**
I hope you enjoy your photo safari.
**[07:43] ---**
W-Wait a second!
**[07:45] ---**
Oh, no. There's no need.
There's no need to thank me...
**[07:51] ---**
Huh? What is this?
**[07:53] ---**
Are they gonna start an
experiment or something?
**[07:55] ---**
This is so exciting!
**[07:58] ---**
W-What should I do?
**[07:59] ---**
What do you mean?! This is
the perfect opportunity!
**[08:02] ---**
But he's being held captive...
**[08:05] ---**
It's now or never!
**[08:07] ---**
Standing there and pondering it over
will get you nowhere!
**[08:10] ---**
Take a step forward!
**[08:13] ---**
I knew there was an underground facility,
**[08:15] ---**
but I had no idea it was
on such a major scale...
**[08:19] ---**
Fuyuki-kun really is mysterious.
**[08:21] ---**
I like that side of him, too.
**[08:26] ---**
I'm starting to get bored of this...
**[08:28] ---**
It's not very eventful.
**[08:31] ---**
Hey, Sarge, I've had enough fun.
**[08:34] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:37] ---**
It's been an hour.
**[08:40] ---**
What's Lady Momoka doing?
**[08:44] ---**
Hey! When are you gonna take that shot?!
**[08:48] ---**
I... I can't!
**[08:49] ---**
I'm so nervous, my body won't move...
**[08:54] ---**
Fuyuki-kun! What's happened to him?!
**[08:57] ---**
Don't you wanna take a photo
that beats that girl's?!
**[09:06] ---**
I'll try!
**[09:07] ---**
And then I want to beat Tsukigami-san!
**[09:09] ---**
All right, do it!
**[09:13] ---**
Who are you?
***SIGN*** Alien Plant, Mimawari
**[09:16] ---**
An alien plant, Mimawari.
**[09:19] ---**
Gero?
**[09:20] ---**
Emergency alert! Emergency alert!
**[09:22] ---**
Intruder detected!
Please dispose of her immediately.
**[09:26] ---**
An intruder... An intruder, huh?
**[09:29] ---**
An intruder...
**[09:33] ---**
Tsukigami-san?
**[09:42] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[09:46] ---**
Momocchi!
**[09:54] ---**
What are you doing?! Come here!
**[10:14] ---**
We've stopped...
**[10:15] ---**
Gero!
**[10:17] ---**
My gold mine!
**[10:24] ---**
S-Sergeant...
**[10:27] ---**
That was some calamity for both of you.
**[10:30] ---**
I'm really sorry for what happened.
**[10:32] ---**
Not at all. See you.
**[10:34] ---**
Goodnight.
**[10:36] ---**
Yeah! See you tomorrow!
**[10:38] ---**
In the end, after all of that,
**[10:42] ---**
I never did get a photo of Fuyuki-kun.
**[10:44] ---**
I guess I'm just not worthy...
**[10:50] ---**
Hey, Nishizawa-san...
**[10:51] ---**
About Hinata-kun...
**[10:54] ---**
You like him, don't you?
**[10:59] ---**
Yes.
**[11:02] ---**
I'm not going to lose to you.
**[11:06] ---**
I won't lose, either!
***SIGN*** scribble scribble scribble scribble
**[11:15] ---**
Let's exchange e-mail addresses.
**[11:19] ---**
Sure.
**[11:24] ---**
Yes, milady?
**[11:26] ---**
You're closing the museum?!
**[11:29] ---**
Are you certain?
**[11:31] ---**
Yes.
**[11:32] ---**
I don't need it anymore.
***SIGN*** Tsukigami Chiruyo
***SIGN*** Here. - Chiruyo
**[11:36] ---**
Because my museum...
**[11:39] ---**
...is right here.
**[11:43] ---**
The Hinata Fuyuki Museum
**[11:46] ---**
cost a fortune to build...
**[11:49] ---**
...and it went down the drain, didn't it?
**[11:59] ---**
It feels good to play outside,
even if it's cold, doesn't it?
**[12:03] ---**
What's this? It's unusual for these
two indoorsies to be outside.
**[12:06] ---**
It looks like they're playing
some sort of Keronian pastime.
**[12:09] ---**
So whoever picks up this ball first
after it's thrown wins.
**[12:15] ---**
Is that all?
**[12:17] ---**
What do you mean, is that all?
**[12:19] ---**
That's a fine thing to say!
**[12:21] ---**
Well, I just thought it was a
really tepid game for an alien...
**[12:25] ---**
What are you talking about?!
**[12:27] ---**
This was extremely popular back home
when I was just a tadpole!
**[12:31] ---**
You're the one who said he was
tired of video games and reading,
**[12:33] ---**
and wanted to play
something totally new!
**[12:37] ---**
So I went digging through storage,
turning the place upside-down to look for this.
**[12:41] ---**
And what do I get in return? Your sarcasm?
**[12:43] ---**
S-Sorry. Let's just play.
**[12:47] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[12:50] ---**
There!
**[12:57] ---**
So which of us is gonna find it first?
**[12:59] ---**
It's a competition!
**[13:01] ---**
Well, it's already out of sight.
**[13:03] ---**
If no one finds it within
30 minutes, it explodes!
**[13:09] ---**
That's not good, Sarge! We have to hurry!
**[13:11] ---**
I'm not going to lose!
**[13:14] ---**
Sheesh!
**[13:15] ---**
Let's!
**[13:19] ---**
Keroro & Fuyuki: Together, Sir!
**[13:28] ---**
Found it!
**[13:31] ---**
That's one win for me!
**[13:34] ---**
We made it in time!
**[13:36] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[13:37] ---**
Okay, round two!
**[13:39] ---**
Wait a second!
**[13:40] ---**
Gero?
**[13:41] ---**
Do you want to throw it too, Master Fuyuki?
**[13:43] ---**
No, that's not it...
**[13:45] ---**
Huh? I just noticed, I think we're
near Grandma's house.
**[13:50] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[13:52] ---**
...I can see the admiral's house from here.
**[13:56] ---**
Grandma! Huh?
**[13:59] ---**
Admiral! This is a raid!
**[14:04] ---**
Gero?
**[14:05] ---**
Is she out?
**[14:07] ---**
It looks like it. Let's go in
and wait for her to come back.
**[14:11] ---**
I'm coming in!
**[14:12] ---**
Still, it's careless of her to
leave the front door unlocked.
**[14:17] ---**
I know.
**[14:18] ---**
But then, she must have a
superior security system.
**[14:22] ---**
I don't think that's it...
**[14:24] ---**
There aren't any thieves around here.
**[14:27] ---**
What?! That's the ultimate security!
**[14:30] ---**
How in the world did she manage that?
**[14:32] ---**
You're asking me "how"?
**[14:35] ---**
I don't know.
**[14:38] ---**
Ooh! A kotatsu!
**[14:48] ---**
Sarge! You've gotta be careful!
**[14:50] ---**
The kotatsus around here
use charcoal briquettes.
**[14:54] ---**
Briquettes?
**[14:56] ---**
Charcoal. Sunken kotatsus use it.
**[15:01] ---**
She must've just put it out.
**[15:02] ---**
Maybe we shouldn't expect her
to be back so soon.
**[15:07] ---**
I bet this is the sweater
she said she was knitting for me.
**[15:12] ---**
She's almost finished with it already!
**[15:14] ---**
That's the admiral for you!
**[15:17] ---**
She made a pyramid here!
**[15:20] ---**
Oh, that's cabbage she's going to pickle.
**[15:23] ---**
Grandma's pickled veggies are great.
**[15:26] ---**
Pickled vegetables? All of this?
**[15:29] ---**
Yeah. She's as active as always.
**[15:36] ---**
It's been a long time...
**[15:38] ---**
This is so relaxing.
**[15:40] ---**
Come to think of it, you used to
**[15:42] ---**
live with the admiral, didn't you?
**[15:45] ---**
When I was little...
**[15:48] ---**
I'm sure it was boring, since
there's nothing to do around here.
**[15:53] ---**
On the contrary.
**[15:55] ---**
I played all kinds of games.
**[15:56] ---**
I think I was especially good at
hide and seek.
**[15:59] ---**
Hide and seek, huh?
**[16:02] ---**
I bet you couldn't beat me.
**[16:05] ---**
You're a beginner when it
comes to covert activities.
**[16:10] ---**
In that case, Sarge,
**[16:12] ---**
try to hide.
**[16:13] ---**
Gero?
**[16:15] ---**
You know... I will go all out?
**[16:18] ---**
That's fine. Of course.
**[16:24] ---**
98... 99... 100!
**[16:29] ---**
Are you ready?
**[16:31] ---**
Ready!
**[16:33] ---**
All right! Here I come, Sarge!
**[16:36] ---**
Gero gerori!
**[16:37] ---**
In my youth, my hiding skill was
so perfect that they called it
**[16:41] ---**
"Keroro's been spirited away,"
**[16:44] ---**
and though I've gotten rusty
over the years...
**[16:48] ---**
Found you, Sarge!
**[16:50] ---**
Gero!
**[16:52] ---**
That didn't count!
**[16:55] ---**
Gero...
**[16:57] ---**
Found you!
**[16:58] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum Ba-dum
**[16:59] ---**
Ge... ro...
**[17:02] ---**
Found you!
**[17:03] ---**
Gero!
***SIGN*** Shiver
Shiver
Shiver
Shiver
**[17:04] ---**
I was the best one
**[17:06] ---**
at hiding...
**[17:09] ---**
Found you!
**[17:11] ---**
How?! Why?!
**[17:13] ---**
Gero!
**[17:15] ---**
Sergeant Keroro is utterly defeated!
***SIGN*** Utterly Defeated!
**[17:18] ---**
G-Gero... It doesn't make sense...
**[17:21] ---**
I know this house inside and out.
**[17:24] ---**
Now I'll hide!
**[17:27] ---**
I'm good at seeking!
**[17:31] ---**
1... 2.. 3...
***SIGN*** Rice
**[17:36] ---**
4... 5...
**[17:39] ---**
6... 7... 8...
**[17:39] ---**
This is the one place Grandma never found me.
**[17:44] ---**
Huh? Ow!
**[17:47] ---**
Huh?
**[17:49] ---**
I see... I'm too big for it now.
**[17:53] ---**
So that's how small I was...
**[17:57] ---**
This house used to look bigger, too...
**[18:15] ---**
I feel nostalgic...
**[18:17] ---**
Master Fuyuki!
**[18:19] ---**
You're not even hiding!
**[18:21] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[18:23] ---**
If you don't feel like doing it,
you should just say so!
**[18:26] ---**
That's not it...
**[18:28] ---**
I know! Why don't we slide in the hallway?
**[18:31] ---**
Slide in the hallway?
**[18:39] ---**
What do you think, Sarge?
**[18:41] ---**
Wow! I'll try it, too!
**[18:47] ---**
Sarge, you're good at it!
**[18:50] ---**
Gero?!
**[18:58] ---**
Yahoo!
**[19:01] ---**
Yahoo!
**[19:03] ---**
Gero gero!
**[19:07] [SONG] ---**
In the evening, on the way home,
I found a pebble.
**[19:15] [SONG] ---**
For some reason,
it was flung in front of me.
***SIGN*** Death
***SIGN*** Hi! Long time no see!
**[19:24] [SONG] ---**
It did a good job
***SIGN*** Bark Bark Bark Bark
**[19:27] [SONG] ---**
Of dodging cars and people.
***SIGN*** I thought we were buddies who wandered
through the mountains together!
**[19:31] [SONG] ---**
Our adventure
**[19:35] [SONG] ---**
Is going to start
**[19:39] [SONG] ---**
Right now, together.
***SIGN*** I wanna do that, too!
**[19:46] [SONG] ---**
What we're aiming for
**[19:49] [SONG] ---**
Is a place to go home to.
**[19:54] [SONG] ---**
But it hasn't worked out well yet.
**[20:02] [SONG] ---**
You slipped into a pile of sand,
***SIGN*** Aaah...
The water feels so good...
**[20:08] [SONG] ---**
But I'll find you right away.
**[20:14] [SONG] ---**
Falling...
**[20:16] [SONG] ---**
Running...
**[20:17] ---**
If we don't get home soon,
Sis will start to worry.
**[20:18] [SONG] ---**
Laughing...
**[20:21] ---**
It's okay with you
if we don't see the admiral, sir?
**[20:24] ---**
There aren't many buses around here.
If she's not back home now,
**[20:28] ---**
she won't be for another hour or two.
**[20:31] ---**
It's too bad, but there's
nothing we can do about it.
**[20:34] ---**
Let's go home. We can always
see Grandma another time.
**[20:42] ---**
Master Fuyuki,
I have something to show you.
***SIGN*** The Admiral's House Invasion Notes!
**[20:45] ---**
I took notes so I can capture the
admiral's house the next time we come.
**[20:49] ---**
That's impressive, Sarge.
**[20:52] ---**
Those are some detailed notes!
***SIGN*** The Admiral's House Invasion Notes!
**[20:55] ---**
The admiral's home was
a grand amusement park.
**[21:00] ---**
You may be right!
**[21:05] ---**
I apologize for being late, Granny.
**[21:08] ---**
The snow isn't your fault.
Thanks for the lift.
**[21:15] ---**
Dear Grandma,
**[21:16] ---**
I was in the area, so dropped by.
**[21:19] ---**
I'll come again. Fuyuki.
**[21:21] ---**
Admiral, I drew a bath for you.
***SIGN*** Dear Grandma,
I was in the area,
so I dropped by.
I'll come again.
- Fuyuki
***SIGN*** Admiral,
I drew a bath for you.
Please enjoy it.
- Sergeant Keroro
**[21:24] ---**
Please enjoy it!
**[21:27] ---**
Sergeant Keroro.
**[21:28] ---**
Oh, dear. I should have put out snacks.
**[21:35] ---**
Fuyu-kun, Gero-chan...
**[21:37] ---**
You're welcome here anytime.
**[21:46] ---**
I'm home.
**[21:47] ---**
I'm home, sir.
**[21:49] ---**
You're late! Where were you?!
**[21:52] ---**
Gero!
**[21:54] ---**
Gero...
**[21:55] ---**
Jeez! Never mind...
**[21:58] ---**
Dinner's ready. Eat it before it gets cold.
**[22:02] ---**
Okay!
**[22:04] ---**
I'm starving!
**[22:06] ---**
It smells good!
**[22:08] ---**
Curry tonight!
**[22:09] ---**
Eggplant curry.
**[22:10] ---**
Yahoo!
**[22:12] ---**
Wash your hands first!
**[22:13] ---**
Okay!
**[22:15] ---**
It's nice to have a day like this
once in a while.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
This is Dororo.
**[23:53] ---**
Meeting someone is a strange
and mysterious thing.
**[23:56] ---**
It is all fate.
When I met Koyuki-dono,
**[24:00] ---**
that was also lovely fate,
which transcended space.
**[24:02] ---**
That aside, the first story
is Lady Momoka's love attack!
**[24:07] ---**
"Momoka: Operation Elopment, Sir!"
**[24:10] ---**
"Dororo & Koyuki: Memories of Meeting, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories!
How's that?
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E98 - Momoka: Operation Elopment, Sir! / Dororo & Koyuki: Memories of Meeting, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW83G/momoka-operation-elopment-sir--dororo--koyuki-memories-of-meeting-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:31] ---**
When people are made to stand
at the edge of a cliff,
**[01:33] ---**
who knows what they will do?
**[01:37] ---**
Milady Momoka.
**[01:40] ---**
Did you call for me?
**[01:41] ---**
Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi, assigned to
Nishizawa Momoka-chan's personal guard.
***SIGN*** Yoshiokadaira Masayoshi
**[01:46] ---**
Yoshiokadaira...
**[01:48] ---**
Will you run away with me...?
**[01:51] ---**
M-Momoka-chan! What in the world?!
**[01:58] ---**
Momoka: Operation Elopment, Sir!
**[02:04] ---**
Fukki, bad news!
**[02:06] ---**
What's wrong, Tamama?
**[02:08] ---**
Momocchi's run away from the mansion!
**[02:11] ---**
Nishizawa-san did that?
**[02:12] ---**
Yoshiokadaira is with her, too!
**[02:14] ---**
They must have eloped together!
**[02:16] ---**
Eloped?
**[02:18] ---**
Fukki, are you just going to sit by while
Momocchi hooks up with Yoshiokadaira?
**[02:23] ---**
More to the point,
who is Yoshiokadaira again?
***SIGN*** New Year's 2006 Nishizawa Momoka-sama Personal Bodyguards
**[02:26] ---**
You know! He's the most generic, plain guy
of all Momocchi's bodyguards!
**[02:31] ---**
Oh yeah, there was someone like that.
**[02:35] ---**
What have we here?
**[02:37] ---**
A chance to earn favor with the Nishizawa
Group and rake in some cold, hard cash!
**[02:43] ---**
Come on, Tamama, where are we going?
**[02:45] ---**
I can't see anything like this.
**[02:47] ---**
We are not taking you anywhere suspicious.
**[02:50] ---**
Seems suspicious enough to me...
**[03:00] ---**
I'm terribly sorry, Yoshiokadaira.
**[03:02] ---**
For involving you in all of this...
**[03:04] ---**
Not at all. It is my duty
to serve you, milady.
**[03:09] ---**
Cut! Cut!
**[03:12] ---**
You two don't look
the slightest bit like lovers!
**[03:16] ---**
You two are supposed to be a couple who have
left everything behind and eloped together!
**[03:21] ---**
You must act more affectionate!
**[03:25] ---**
Affectionate...
**[03:27] ---**
Understood.
**[03:29] ---**
Come, milady.
**[03:35] ---**
I can't do it!
**[03:37] ---**
Even if it is part of the operation, I can't
play around with anyone except Fuyuki-kun...
**[03:41] ---**
You've come this far!
Why the heck are you hesitating now?!
**[03:44] ---**
Wake up! We aren't gonna get anywhere
with Fuyuki-kun at this rate!
**[03:48] ---**
You have to throw yourself into it fully,
and make Fuyuki-kun say those words!
**[03:52] ---**
You swore you'd do it!
**[03:54] ---**
Th-That's right... Those words...
**[03:56] ---**
Say it!
***SIGN*** "Nishizawa-san is mine."
**[03:58] ---**
"Nishizawa-san is mine."
**[04:00] ---**
Louder!
**[04:02] ---**
Nishizawa-san is mine.
**[04:04] ---**
Louder!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa-san is
**[04:06] ---**
Nishizawa-san is mine!!
***SIGN*** mine!!
**[04:16] ---**
Milady, we anticipate Master Fuyuki's
arrival in only moments.
**[04:20] ---**
Prepare to look affectionate.
**[04:22] ---**
Right.
**[04:24] ---**
I see.
**[04:25] ---**
Then we should provide backup
to Lady Momoka's elopement,
**[04:28] ---**
and rake in the appreciation!
**[04:31] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki-san has arrived.
**[04:33] ---**
Right. Milady!
**[04:35] ---**
Commence affection!
**[04:41] ---**
Fukki, look at that!
**[04:43] ---**
Huh?
**[04:46] ---**
Where are we?
**[04:47] ---**
Ah... Nishizawa-san...
**[04:49] ---**
Ahh! What are those two doing?!
**[04:51] ---**
They seem pretty affectionate!
**[04:54] ---**
Master Fuyuki, does that stir up
any restless feelings in you?
**[04:59] ---**
Restless?
**[05:00] ---**
Umm, you know.
***SIGN*** Aww!
**[05:02] ---**
Your heart tightens up, like...
**[05:03] ---**
Momocchi's been there with you all along,
and we never even questioned it,
**[05:06] ---**
but now it's like she's going far away...
**[05:09] ---**
Yes, that! Doesn't that make you feel lonely?
**[05:12] ---**
But they don't really look
all that affectionate, really...
**[05:16] ---**
You two. If you don't show
more obvious affection,
**[05:20] ---**
Master Fuyuki will not be moved!
**[05:22] ---**
That's easier said than done...
**[05:24] ---**
Milady, come on!
**[05:27] ---**
Umm... umm...
**[05:29] ---**
For cryin' out loud, just do it!
**[05:31] ---**
Just grab him firmly by the hand! Firm!
**[05:34] ---**
Gero!
**[05:35] ---**
Master Fuyuki, did you see that?!
**[05:37] ---**
That looked mega-passionate!
**[05:40] ---**
Did it?
**[05:41] ---**
Fukki!
**[05:42] ---**
Huh?
**[05:43] ---**
Use this mic to tell Momocchi just
what you're feeling right now!
**[05:47] ---**
What I'm feeling right now?
**[05:52] ---**
Not really anything...
**[05:54] ---**
Oh, please! You must have something!
**[05:57] ---**
Like "Buy me a Gundam model
if you have the money to elope!"
**[06:00] ---**
Or "I've come a long way! It sure
would be nice to visit a hot spring!"
**[06:03] ---**
Or "Nishizawa-san is mine!" or something.
**[06:07] ---**
Why should I say something like that?
**[06:09] ---**
No good! No good! It's too ordinary!
**[06:12] ---**
Next!
**[06:13] ---**
Right!
**[06:21] ---**
M-Milady Momoka...
**[06:23] ---**
Yoshiokadaira...
**[06:31] ---**
Milady!
**[06:32] ---**
Are you ready?
**[06:34] ---**
Yes!
**[06:36] ---**
Commence Operation:
Lovey-Dovey on a Luxury Cruise Ship!
**[06:40] ---**
Roger!
**[06:50] ---**
M-Milady!
**[06:51] ---**
Yoshiokadaira!
**[06:53] ---**
Oh, now we're in trouble!
**[06:55] ---**
They say that when boys and girls are exposed
to danger together, love blooms between them!
**[07:00] ---**
If we don't act soon, those two really could
**[07:02] ---**
end up together!
**[07:04] ---**
Fukki!
**[07:04] ---**
Ah...
**[07:06] ---**
Say something!
**[07:08] ---**
You know, like "careful not to get seasick,"
**[07:11] ---**
or "hard a-starboard,"
**[07:12] ---**
or "Nishizawa-san is mine!" or something.
**[07:15] ---**
Um...
**[07:17] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[07:19] ---**
Be careful!
**[07:21] ---**
This is no good at all!
**[07:23] ---**
Paul! More intensity!
**[07:34] ---**
Milady!
**[07:40] ---**
Thank you very much, milady...
**[07:42] ---**
I can feel the flames flaring up
within Master Fuyuki's heart!
**[07:47] ---**
People call it: jealousy!
**[07:50] ---**
Now, Master Fuyuki!
Now is the time for those words!
**[07:54] ---**
Yoshiokadaira-san!
**[07:57] ---**
Are you okay?
**[08:04] ---**
Next.
**[08:06] ---**
Next plan!
**[08:11] ---**
They say that ski slopes make a girl
look three times more beautiful.
**[08:15] ---**
Their love could really become
the real thing this time!
**[08:20] ---**
Are you okay with that,
Master Fuyuki?!
**[08:22] ---**
But... that's Nishizawa-san's choice.
**[08:26] ---**
There's nothing I can do about it, so...
**[08:34] ---**
They're going underneath the
tree of destined lovers!
**[08:39] ---**
Oh! It's all over!
**[08:41] ---**
Once they swear their love under that tree,
**[08:45] ---**
there will be no crowd big enough
to tear them apart!
**[08:49] ---**
Master Fuyuki! Stop them
before it's too late!
**[08:53] ---**
And say those words!
**[08:55] ---**
"Nishizawa-san is mine!"
**[08:57] ---**
Say them!
**[08:59] ---**
Gero?!
**[09:00] ---**
Gero gero gero!
**[09:03] ---**
Sarge!
**[09:04] ---**
Mr. Sergeant!
**[09:06] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
**[09:08] ---**
Wh—?!
**[09:14] ---**
What's that sound?
**[09:16] ---**
This is bad.
**[09:17] ---**
The devices for Operation Lovey-Dovey:
Panics in the Snowy Mountains have activated!
***SIGN*** Dangerous Bear
**[09:24] ---**
Panic 1! Dangerous bear!
**[09:26] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[09:30] ---**
Gero!
**[09:31] ---**
Stop it, quickly!
**[09:35] ---**
Nooo!
***SIGN*** Dangerous Snowballs
**[09:37] ---**
Panic 2! Dangerous snowballs!
**[09:41] ---**
Huh? What are you all—
***SIGN*** Dangerous Pitfall
**[09:47] ---**
Panic 3! Dangerous pitfall!
**[09:51] ---**
Nishizawa-san!
**[09:53] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[09:54] ---**
Are you okay, Nishizawa-san?
**[09:57] ---**
Momocchi!
**[09:58] ---**
One moment, Master Tamama.
**[10:00] ---**
Paul?
**[10:01] ---**
Fuyuki-kun, let go!
**[10:03] ---**
At this rate, you'll fall, too!
**[10:05] ---**
I can't do that!
**[10:07] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[10:08] ---**
I mean, you're my...
**[10:12] ---**
...my precious... friend!
**[10:16] ---**
My... precious...
**[10:19] ---**
Up!
**[10:27] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[10:30] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[10:32] ---**
I... I'm always landing you in some trouble.
**[10:37] ---**
Nishizawa-san.
**[10:41] ---**
Let's go back together.
**[10:45] ---**
Yes!
**[10:54] ---**
Momocchi, I'm so glad...
**[10:56] ---**
The mission is over, it appears.
**[10:59] ---**
Master Fuyuki...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa-san
is mine~!
**[11:01] ---**
Now's the time for you to... Huh?
**[11:04] ---**
Momoka-chan's edge-of-a-cliff strategy
didn't seem to work on Fuyuki-kun, but...
**[11:09] ---**
...they say that his hand
felt warm in her grip.
**[11:15] ---**
Milady! I will protect you!
**[11:18] ---**
Umm, the mission's kind of already over.
**[11:29] ---**
Making a true friend
**[11:31] ---**
is in fact very difficult.
**[11:34] ---**
I'm back, Dororo!
**[11:37] ---**
Dororo?
**[11:38] ---**
You are so mean, Keroro-kun...
**[11:40] ---**
Tricking me again, using me again...
**[11:43] ---**
What's wrong, Dororo?
**[11:45] ---**
Did you fight with your friends again?
**[11:47] ---**
I wonder if Keroro-kun really does
think of me as a friend...
**[11:53] ---**
Dororo...
**[11:55] ---**
Friends, huh...
**[11:59] ---**
I wonder what Mukuro is doing right now...
**[12:02] ---**
Memories of when she was a child
**[12:05] ---**
rose into the heart of
the young ninja Koyuki...
**[12:11] ---**
Dororo & Koyuki: Memories of Meeting, Sir!
**[12:16] ---**
This place is deep in the forest
and far from civilization.
**[12:20] ---**
Those who know the old legends call it:
**[12:23] ---**
Shinobino Village.
**[12:25] ---**
You'll be my friend?
**[12:27] ---**
What?
**[12:29] ---**
I am your *nazukeoya*
(one who names a child).
**[12:32] ---**
I'm not your friend.
**[12:34] ---**
Familiarity can be the death of a shinobi.
**[12:37] ---**
You will be living here from today,
**[12:39] ---**
so you better keep that in mind.
**[12:42] ---**
Ah, Mukuro!
**[12:44] ---**
Back to the point, your name.
**[12:47] ---**
What should I make it...
**[12:51] ---**
Ah... snow (yuki)...!
**[12:55] ---**
Perfect! Your name will be Koyuki!
**[12:59] ---**
Koyuki?
**[13:00] ---**
My name is Koyuki?!
**[13:03] ---**
Koyuki! Koyuki!
**[13:05] ---**
Thank you, Mukuro!
**[13:07] ---**
Hey!
**[13:08] ---**
Koyuki! Koyuki!
**[13:12] ---**
Koyuki! Koyuki!
**[13:15] ---**
Koyuki, calm down.
**[13:18] [SONG] ---**
Red sun. Blue sea.
**[13:22] [SONG] ---**
Green trees.
**[13:26] [SONG] ---**
The colors that every world begins with.
**[13:28] ---**
Koyuki. Koyuki.
**[13:32] ---**
These flowers smell like you, Mukuro.
**[13:35] [SONG] ---**
Sky blue and moonlight blue,
**[13:35] ---**
Wake up.
**[13:39] [SONG] ---**
The colors of that sky.
**[13:41] ---**
Mukuro?
**[13:43] [SONG] ---**
Yellow-green. The color of rotting leaves.
**[13:43] ---**
Do you know what time it is?
**[13:44] ---**
Oh no! Just wait one moment.
**[13:47] [SONG] ---**
The colors of grass and trees.
**[13:48] ---**
Here you go.
**[13:51] [SONG] ---**
From your primary-color smile,
**[13:52] ---**
It looks so good on you!
**[13:55] [SONG] ---**
The hues now spread out.
**[13:55] ---**
H-Hey! What is this?
**[13:57] ---**
In the outside world, you give flowers
to the people special to you.
**[13:59] [SONG] ---**
It's a beautiful day!
**[14:06] ---**
The outside world...
**[14:21] ---**
Morning, Zeroyasha!
**[14:24] ---**
How are we going to train today?
I can't wait, Mukuro!
**[14:28] ---**
You're an odd one, Koyuki,
calling training fun.
**[14:33] ---**
Mukuro!
**[14:36] ---**
Slow!
**[14:38] ---**
Hurry up, hurry up!
**[14:40] ---**
She really is different.
**[14:50] ---**
Mukuro...
**[14:52] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[14:54] ---**
Not really.
**[14:56] ---**
You've been weird sometimes recently...
**[15:01] ---**
Koyuki...
**[15:03] ---**
Do you ever think of going back
to the outside world?
**[15:08] ---**
I have you and all my other
very precious comrades here.
**[15:12] ---**
I like my life the way it is.
**[15:15] ---**
I see...
**[15:20] ---**
Where are you going, Mukuro?
**[15:22] ---**
Don't follow me.
**[15:24] ---**
But I'm worried!
**[15:26] ---**
I said, go home!
**[15:28] ---**
It won't be my fault if you get hurt.
**[15:30] ---**
Then I definitely can't go back!
You're my friend, after all!
**[15:34] ---**
Friend, friend,
do you ever stop with that?!
**[15:37] ---**
Mukuro!
**[15:46] ---**
Mukuro, what are you thinking?
**[15:49] ---**
The shinobi laws say we shouldn't
ever go beyond here...
**[15:51] ---**
Those things bind us, and we don't
even know who came up with them.
**[15:55] ---**
I've had enough.
**[15:56] ---**
There is no harsh training in the outside
world, no shinobi laws to abide by...
**[16:00] ---**
Children of the same age
**[16:02] ---**
are all living and play
with each other happily.
**[16:05] ---**
So I, too...
**[16:07] ---**
Goodbye, Koyuki.
**[16:10] ---**
Mukuro!
**[16:15] ---**
This is— My body's... not moving?!
**[16:19] ---**
Mukuro!
**[16:20] ---**
Wait!
**[16:20] ---**
Chief!
**[16:21] ---**
Those who break the shinobi laws
**[16:23] ---**
are robbed of their bodily freedom
by the ninjutsu engraved in their hearts.
**[16:29] ---**
If you turn against the laws,
you too will suffer the sa—
**[16:31] ---**
Koyuki!
**[16:33] ---**
Chief, Mukuro is my...
**[16:37] ---**
My precious...
**[16:39] ---**
...precious...
**[16:43] ---**
...friend!
**[16:48] ---**
What?!
**[16:48] ---**
Mukuro!
**[16:56] ---**
Mukuro? Mukuro?
**[17:01] ---**
K-Koyuki...
**[17:04] ---**
I broke the laws, too.
**[17:06] ---**
Mukuro, will you come with me to apologize?
**[17:14] ---**
Stupid...
**[17:16] ---**
Why are you calling me that?!
**[17:18] ---**
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid Koyuki.
**[17:20] ---**
So, the times are changing...
**[17:27] ---**
And seasons passed.
**[17:30] ---**
It's no good. I can't move!
**[17:33] ---**
Come save me, Keroro-kun!
**[17:39] ---**
What's wrong, Zeroyasha?
**[17:44] ---**
No way! There's a kappa caught in the trap!
**[17:47] ---**
K-Kappa?!
**[17:51] ---**
There we go.
**[17:54] ---**
You... you're saving me?
**[17:56] ---**
Oh, I know.
**[17:59] ---**
Water.
**[18:02] ---**
Ah, thank—
**[18:05] ---**
It's bad for a kappa if its
plate dries out, right?
**[18:10] ---**
Koyuki. What are you doing?
**[18:14] ---**
Mukuro, look! I found a kappa.
**[18:18] ---**
An outsider.
**[18:19] ---**
Ah...
**[18:22] ---**
Right... We can't let it
into the village, can we...
**[18:26] ---**
But it's hurt!
**[18:28] ---**
Please, Mukuro, keep it a secret.
**[18:36] ---**
Mukuro...
**[18:39] ---**
Don't worry. I'll look after you.
**[18:49] ---**
Okay, we're here.
**[18:51] ---**
This is... a village...?
**[18:54] ---**
I don't sense anyone at all!
**[19:02] ---**
Chief!
**[19:03] ---**
Mukuro has told me everything.
**[19:06] ---**
Mukuro! Why?!
**[19:07] ---**
It would come out eventually.
**[19:10] ---**
Do not be hasty, Koyuki.
**[19:12] ---**
The days of being bound by
the shinobi laws are over.
**[19:15] ---**
Koyuki, Mukuro.
**[19:17] ---**
The days to come belong to you,
the new generation.
**[19:20] ---**
Chief!
**[19:28] ---**
Fireflies!
**[19:30] ---**
They're all welcoming you!
**[19:33] ---**
Of course they are.
**[19:35] ---**
A friend of a friend is a friend.
**[19:39] ---**
Right?
**[19:40] ---**
Thanks, Mukuro!
**[19:49] ---**
And so Zeroro was welcomed
warmly into the village,
**[19:53] ---**
and changed his name to Dororo.
**[19:56] ---**
People living *with* their planet.
**[19:59] ---**
I never knew that such
a way of life existed...
**[20:09] ---**
The times have changed, and shinobi
no longer have an absolute reason to exist.
**[20:14] ---**
The time has come to leave this land.
**[20:17] ---**
I call upon you all to place
yourselves in the earthly world,
**[20:20] ---**
and live in normality.
**[20:27] ---**
Koyuki, I know you can
find happiness anywhere.
**[20:31] ---**
Make sure you make lots of friends,
even in the outside world.
**[20:34] ---**
Yeah! You take care too, Mukuro!
**[20:56] ---**
Goodbye.
**[20:58] ---**
Goodbye, everyone!
**[21:01] ---**
Let's meet again someday!
**[21:12] ---**
Koyuki-dono.
**[21:14] ---**
H-Huh? When did I...?
**[21:18] ---**
Dororo! I had a dream about
Shinobino Village.
**[21:22] ---**
Hey, Dororo. You were talking about whether
you were thought of as a friend, right?
**[21:28] ---**
It's about thinking of,
not being thought of!
**[21:31] ---**
If you think of them as your friends,
then I'm sure they are!
**[21:35] ---**
Koyuki-dono...
**[21:38] ---**
You are absolutely right.
**[21:40] ---**
Dororo-kun!
**[21:44] ---**
Uh, sorry for all that, sir.
**[21:48] ---**
I'm sure you'll like our next plan
as much as the rest of us.
**[21:52] ---**
So, I'd like your cooperation, sir.
**[21:57] ---**
As you wish!
**[21:59] ---**
Gero! I'm so grateful!
**[22:01] ---**
Dororo-senpai, you're the best!
So kindhearted!
**[22:04] ---**
To think of someone as a friend,
rather than to be thought of.
**[22:09] ---**
What he had been taught by Koyuki-chan
**[22:11] ---**
may have been much simpler than it seemed.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
Natsumi here. Have you all decided
what you're doing over spring break?
**[23:56] ---**
If you're thinking it's still a long way off,
it'll be on top of you before you know it.
**[23:59] ---**
If you haven't got any plans,
why not go to the movies? For example...
**[24:03] ---**
Maybe *Keroro Gunsou?!*
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time, let's
become cute little animals!
**[24:08] ---**
"Natsumi: Famous Dog Natchi, Sir!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Keroro: Keropper, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
These two stories. How's that?
# E99 - Natsumi: Famous Dog Natchi, Sir! / Keroro: Keropper, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P3GE/natsumi-famous-dog-natchi-sir--keroro-keropper-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
***SIGN*** Doggies SP
***SIGN*** Large Gathering of Pets!!
**[01:34] ---**
Dogs.
**[01:35] ---**
They are said to be man's
first and best friend.
**[01:40] ---**
What are you so into there, Sis?
**[01:43] ---**
Such cute little puppies!
**[01:46] ---**
All rolly and squishy...
**[01:48] ---**
All fluffy and huggly...
***SIGN*** All About Formalin Power
**[01:50] ---**
Dogs, huh...
It's a pity Mom hates animals.
**[01:54] ---**
Don't I know it.
**[01:55] ---**
Wish we had a doggie.
**[01:58] ---**
If we were getting a pet, I'd have picked
a doggie over the stupid frog any day!
**[02:02] ---**
Gero!
**[02:03] ---**
I... I cannot stand for that...
**[02:06] ---**
I have endured the unendurable
and born the unbearable
**[02:09] ---**
to serve the Hinata family, and yet,
**[02:12] ---**
I am inferor to those shaggy-haired,
drooling, barking, yelping menaces?!
***SIGN*** Below a dog
**[02:16] ---**
Below a dog.
**[02:18] ---**
So squishy!
**[02:19] ---**
That's mean!
**[02:20] ---**
So fluffy!
**[02:21] ---**
Uncalled for!
**[02:22] ---**
So huggly!
**[02:24] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[02:25] ---**
I see how it is, sir.
**[02:27] ---**
If she thinks dogs are so wonderful...
**[02:30] ---**
...I shall grant that wish of hers, sir!
**[02:37] ---**
Natsumi: Famous Dog Natchi, Sir!
***SIGN*** The next day
**[02:42] ---**
The next day.
**[02:44] ---**
I'm home!
**[02:45] ---**
Lady Natsumi!
**[02:47] ---**
I have some information for you, ma'am!
**[02:49] ---**
Nothing worth hearing, I'm sure.
**[02:52] ---**
Ahh! Wait!
**[02:54] ---**
A little bird told me
that you love dogs, you see.
**[03:00] ---**
And what is that?
**[03:02] ---**
A collar, ma'am!
**[03:03] ---**
A collar?
**[03:06] ---**
Stupid dog!
**[03:08] ---**
Stupid dog!
**[03:11] ---**
Stupid dog!
**[03:13] ---**
You... want me to put that on you?
**[03:15] ---**
Ahem!
**[03:17] ---**
Non non non non!
**[03:18] ---**
This is for the dog who will be here soon!
**[03:21] ---**
What? You know we're not allowed pets.
**[03:25] ---**
Not a problem for the scientific prowess
of our home planet Keron!
**[03:29] ---**
We have a full strategy
for dealing with Lady Mom!
**[03:31] ---**
A fluffy, huggly, squishy doggie, ma'am!
**[03:35] ---**
We're really going to have a doggie?
**[03:37] ---**
Yes. I tell no lies!
**[03:41] ---**
Now, accept this collar!
**[03:47] ---**
Gero. Click!
**[04:02] ---**
Gero gero. My words were
nothing but truth, ma'am!
**[04:06] ---**
Just as you wished,
**[04:08] ---**
the famous dog Natchi has come
to the Hinata household!
**[04:13] ---**
Gerori. Push!
**[04:19] ---**
Gero gerori.
***SIGN*** Hyper
Cordless
Lead
**[04:21] ---**
This is a Hyper Cordless Lead!
**[04:23] ---**
As long as I have this, I have complete
control over your distance from me.
***SIGN*** Famous Dog Natchi
TRANSLATION
***SIGN*** Wh...
***SIGN*** What a nasty guy...
**[04:29] ---**
If you want me to return you
to your normal body,
**[04:31] ---**
say, "Spin around three times
and bark!"
***SIGN*** Bark!
**[04:36] ---**
Like that?! What truly nostalgic humiliation!
**[04:40] ---**
Gero?
***SIGN*** Who would do that?!
**[04:42] ---**
Who would do that?!
**[04:45] ---**
Then enjoy your doggie life to the fullest.
**[04:51] ---**
Oh no!
**[04:52] ---**
A dog from who-knows-where has
made its way into the house!
**[04:57] ---**
Ahh, this is ridiculous! I'll have
to find Fuyuki and do something!
**[05:03] ---**
H-Hey, wait a moment!
Don't get mad!
***SIGN*** Cat Punch
**[05:09] ---**
Cat punch!
**[05:11] ---**
Ahhh, no!
**[05:14] ---**
I wasn't going to do anything to you!
**[05:18] ---**
Hm? What's all this ruckus?
**[05:21] ---**
I felt Natsumi's presence just now...
**[05:24] ---**
Guess I imagined it.
**[05:27] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[05:29] ---**
Running is useless, ma'am!
**[05:31] ---**
Click!
**[05:36] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[05:42] ---**
What? What?
**[05:44] ---**
An exquisite blend... sweetness, spiciness,
**[05:47] ---**
tenderness, toughness...
**[05:49] ---**
A tapestry of beautiful smells, a
harmony of vegetables, fish and meat...
***SIGN*** Draught
Beer
***SIGN*** Please wait
**[05:57] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[05:58] ---**
This camera captures
Lady Natsumi's human form!
**[06:03] ---**
I won't miss that defining moment!
**[06:09] ---**
Yes! There, right there!
**[06:11] ---**
Keep going straight for it!
**[06:12] ---**
Go! Go for it!
**[06:15] ---**
Go! Close in! Finish it!
**[06:18] ---**
Wait! Now that I think about it,
these are just leftovers!
**[06:24] ---**
A minor setback! There are
plenty more chances, sir!
***SIGN*** Illustration
**[06:27] ---**
I'll take so many shameful
pictures of Lady Natsumi,
***SIGN*** Image of Ideal His Majesty
**[06:30] ---**
and make her bend to my will!
**[06:30] ---**
Keroro-samaaaa...!
**[06:33] ---**
She won't be calling me
"stupid frog" again!
**[06:45] ---**
Wh-Where do I go to the bathroom?
**[06:47] ---**
Unng... Hold it in, hold it in...
**[06:51] ---**
Why... do I feel so drawn
to that telephone pole...
**[06:56] ---**
That postbox post looks good, too...
**[06:59] ---**
The corner of that fence, wow...!
**[07:02] ---**
I want to leave my mark. Let them know.
**[07:04] ---**
That I was here...
**[07:10] ---**
Gero! Now!
**[07:12] ---**
Go! Just gosh darn go for it!
***SIGN*** It is a
telephone
pole,
indeed.
**[07:15] ---**
There! Go go!
**[07:16] ---**
Fiiiiire!!
**[07:20] ---**
No! I'm a human, I'm a human!
**[07:24] ---**
Gero!
**[07:27] ---**
I'm a human, I'm a human, I'm a human!
**[07:32] ---**
Oops... are you all right?
**[07:35] ---**
No... N-No way...
**[07:38] ---**
On a walk without your owner?
**[07:41] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[07:46] ---**
Paw.
**[07:48] ---**
I just instinctually...
**[07:50] ---**
Other paw.
**[07:52] ---**
Why does my hand just go out on its own?!
**[07:55] ---**
Wow. Pretty smart dog.
**[07:58] ---**
Ah... I'm kind of happy...
**[08:04] ---**
Gerori... shutter chance!
**[08:07] ---**
Any more?! A little bit more?!
**[08:09] ---**
Ahh, I want to obey him,
I want him to lead me...
**[08:11] ---**
What is this feeling...?
**[08:14] ---**
Are you lost?
**[08:20] ---**
Then I'll stick with you a little longer
until we find your owner.
**[08:23] ---**
Let's go for some tea or something.
**[08:26] ---**
D-Did he just... invite me on a date?!
**[08:31] ---**
Though, I call it a date...
***SIGN*** Café Woofrise
**[08:34] ---**
It would be a place like this, of course...
**[08:37] ---**
But I have Saburo-senpai's
smile all to myself...
**[08:40] ---**
That kind of makes me happy!
**[08:42] ---**
Here you go. Eat up.
***SIGN*** Dog Food
**[08:44] ---**
Dog food.
**[08:46] ---**
It's Saburo-senpai's treat!
**[08:49] ---**
But it's dog food.
**[08:51] ---**
But it's Saburo-senpai's treat!
**[08:57] ---**
Huh? This is actually... good!
**[09:03] ---**
You! Move, my dear!
**[09:06] ---**
I can't see, my dear!
**[09:07] ---**
Looks like you were pretty hungry!
**[09:10] ---**
Ah... I'm making myself look!
**[09:11] ---**
You don't need to hold back.
**[09:15] ---**
You're a girl, aren't you?
**[09:16] ---**
You're very pretty.
**[09:18] ---**
P-Pretty?!
**[09:20] ---**
If we can't find your owner...
You wanna live with me?
**[09:24] ---**
L-Live with him?!
***SIGN*** Live with him
**[09:30] ---**
I'm home!
**[09:39] ---**
Wait... I'm a dog.
**[09:40] ---**
Here you go.
**[09:45] ---**
Here it comes!
**[09:47] ---**
Do the belly rub, belly rub!
**[09:54] ---**
Gero?!
**[09:56] ---**
This is just a regular couple!
**[09:59] ---**
Right, desperate times call for
desperate measures, sir!
**[10:02] ---**
Gero?
**[10:03] ---**
What do you think
you're doing, dumbo?!
**[10:05] ---**
Well, you know. Thought an invasion is
better done in little bite-sized chunks.
**[10:09] ---**
Hand over that gun!
**[10:10] ---**
Ahhh! Hold up, hold up!
**[10:10] ---**
What are you trying to do to Natsumi?!
**[10:16] ---**
What in blazes is this?!
**[10:19] ---**
You dumbo!
**[10:23] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[10:31] ---**
Natsumi... chan...?
**[10:36] ---**
I... I... I gotta go!!
**[10:47] ---**
Forgive me, Lady Natsumi, ma'am!
**[10:52] ---**
Will you pipe down?!
**[10:54] ---**
You stay like that all night,
and think about what you've done!
**[10:58] ---**
I swear, he never does a single good deed!
**[11:08] ---**
And so, she did have a bit
of an embarassing time,
**[11:12] ---**
but I'm happy for you anyway,
Natsumi-chan!
**[11:22] ---**
Wow...
**[11:24] ---**
The sea: the final frontier left to mankind.
***SIGN*** Opabinia
***SIGN*** Megalodon
***SIGN*** Anomalocaris
**[11:29] ---**
Master Fuyuki! You seem deeply
interested in that, sir!
**[11:33] ---**
Yeah! After all, the sea is a
treasure trove of mysteries!
**[11:36] ---**
And besides, aquariums and stuff
are really popular right now!
**[11:41] ---**
Aquariums? Really popular...
***SIGN*** Gerori
**[11:44] ---**
Gerori.
**[11:48] ---**
Keroro: Keropper, Sir!
**[11:53] ---**
Uhh, so,
**[11:55] ---**
today's keywords are:
***SIGN*** Sea
**[11:57] ---**
Sea! Water! Animals!
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Animals
**[12:02] ---**
Umm, guys, can you hear me?
**[12:05] ---**
Water stuff will cost you,
both money and effort.
***SIGN*** Jabariser Snacks
**[12:08] ---**
Why go to the sea in this cold weather?
**[12:12] ---**
But! But! I've already decided!
**[12:15] ---**
What?
**[12:16] ---**
Year-end book-closing is coming up.
**[12:19] ---**
We need some results.
**[12:21] ---**
Or we can expect a wage cut
and a budget cut next year.
**[12:27] ---**
Uhh, with that said!
***SIGN*** Mission Start
**[12:29] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Operation Jolly Old Time
At The Aquarium is now underway!
**[12:35] ---**
I see!
**[12:37] ---**
Certainly, it will help in cultivating the
cultural tastes of Pekoponian children.
**[12:40] ---**
And pouring all of our own wages into it...
**[12:44] ---**
Truly a disposition to be respected.
**[12:45] ---**
I will gladly lend you my power.
**[12:49] ---**
Nin!
**[12:50] ---**
Gerori...
**[12:52] ---**
And so: Nishizawa Island, owned by
of course Momoka-chan's family.
**[13:03] ---**
I'll give it my all, Keroro-kun!
**[13:05] ---**
For the smiles of the children!
**[13:07] ---**
1,140 m remaining until the
ocean-floor tunnel breaks through!
***SIGN*** Keroromaru
**[13:14] ---**
Tama! Mr. Sergeant,
**[13:16] ---**
a shoal of fishies is approaching!
**[13:18] ---**
I've been waiting for this, sir!
**[13:22] ---**
What a haul, sir!
**[13:25] ---**
Wowww...
**[13:27] ---**
Ooh! We could turn these over
for a tidy profit, sir!
**[13:31] ---**
Huh?! Weren't we going to put
the fishies in an aquarium?
**[13:35] ---**
Oh, who cares. There'll be enough for
the aquarium with just the unsold stock!
**[13:40] ---**
Gero gero gerorincho.
**[13:44] ---**
It'd better go well this time.
**[13:47] ---**
I'm not going to be happy if this fails!
**[13:49] ---**
Or, like, slapdash approach?
***SIGN*** Construction Site
NPG & Keroro Platoon
Aquarium
**[13:54] ---**
I'll get every part of this done
as cheap as possible.
**[13:58] ---**
I hope they'll get it done okay.
**[14:00] ---**
All they asked for was to borrow the land...
**[14:03] ---**
To achieve something on your own without
relying on the strength of others.
**[14:06] ---**
I find it quite beautiful, myself.
**[14:09] ---**
Yes.
**[14:11] ---**
When their aquarium is finished,
**[14:14] ---**
Fuyuki-kun and I...
Fuyuki-kun and I will...
**[14:18] ---**
Wow... It's wonderful... So pretty...
**[14:21] ---**
Not as wonderful and pretty
as you, Nishizawa-san.
**[14:29] ---**
What the crap?
***SIGN*** Hermit crab
**[14:30] ---**
Hermit crab! Sea louse! Starfish!
***SIGN*** Sea louse
***SIGN*** Starfish
***SIGN*** Pekopon Aquarium
**[14:33] ---**
What is with this miserable lineup?!
**[14:36] ---**
Well, you know, we were kinda...
**[14:38] ---**
...going for a simple representation
of the natural ecosystem, ma—
**[14:42] ---**
What part of this looks like
an aquarium to you?!
**[14:46] ---**
No good?
**[14:47] ---**
Of course not! Do it over!
**[14:49] ---**
R-Roger...
**[14:55] ---**
And so, one week later...
**[14:57] ---**
Wow... You guys made an aquarium?
***SIGN*** Lady Hinata Natsumi Pekopon Aquarium Tickets Enclosed
**[15:01] ---**
A grand scale project
spanning a whole week—
**[15:03] ---**
er, I mean, a whole 10 or 11 years
from conception to development!
**[15:07] ---**
You're inviting us? Thank you!
**[15:11] ---**
Okay, I'll come too, then!
**[15:13] ---**
It does sound kind of interesting.
**[15:15] ---**
Gero gerori.
**[15:17] ---**
Fuyuki-kun is definitely coming, right?
**[15:20] ---**
Yep!
**[15:21] ---**
Let me make it clear. If it's a crappy tank
like last time, you can kiss your butt goodbye.
**[15:25] ---**
D-Do not worry!
**[15:27] ---**
We have our special show lined up, too.
**[15:30] ---**
Oh? What kind of special show?
**[15:33] ---**
Oh, no! That's a secret for now!
**[15:38] ---**
Wow!
**[15:40] ---**
Oh, nice!
***SIGN*** Pekopon Aquarium
**[15:41] ---**
This looks professional!
**[15:43] ---**
Great work, stupid frog!
**[15:45] ---**
Welcome to the Pekopon Aquarium!
**[15:48] ---**
Your entrance fee, please!
**[15:50] ---**
What?! You're charging us?!
**[15:52] ---**
But what about our tickets?
***SIGN*** Pekopon Aquarium Discount Coupon We will discount the ¥3,000 entry fee to ¥500. Valid for one person only.
**[15:56] ---**
Discount coupon!
***SIGN*** Fees Box
***SIGN*** Entrance
**[15:58] ---**
Geez. I better get what I paid for.
***SIGN*** Horse-Dung
Sea Urchin
**[16:04] ---**
Horse-dung sea urchin!
***SIGN*** Seahorse
**[16:07] ---**
Seahorse!
***SIGN*** Starfish
**[16:09] ---**
Starfish!
***SIGN*** Silky-smooth sweet bun crab (Known in English as "floral egg crab")
**[16:12] ---**
Silky-smooth sweet bun crab!
***SIGN*** Nomura's Jellyfish
**[16:15] ---**
Nomura's jellyfish!
**[16:17] ---**
Wait, they're just cosplaying.
**[16:19] ---**
"Silky-smooth sweet bun crab" sounds like
I made it up, but it actually exists!
**[16:24] ---**
You bunch of... You think you
can pass me off with this...
**[16:29] ---**
I think it's interesting!
**[16:31] ---**
It is, isn't it!
**[16:33] ---**
Okay, everyone! I'll guide you
to the next attraction!
**[16:39] ---**
Was that... It couldn't
have been an anomalocaris?
**[16:43] ---**
What's wrong, Fuyuki-kun?
**[16:45] ---**
Ah... no...
**[16:47] ---**
A creature from the Cambrian Period
can't be here. It's impossible...
**[16:51] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki-kun.
**[16:53] ---**
Okay.
**[17:03] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!
***SIGN*** Keroppers
**[17:07] ---**
We are the Keroppers!
**[17:10] ---**
Or, like, starting pistol?
**[17:12] ---**
If this one's boring,
I'm getting a refund for sure.
**[17:16] ---**
It's about to start!
**[17:19] ---**
Doropper.
**[17:20] ---**
Kulupper.
**[17:21] ---**
Giropper.
**[17:22] ---**
Tamapper.
**[17:23] ---**
Keropper!
**[17:25] ---**
Now!
**[17:27] ---**
Now!
**[17:29] ---**
Keropper!
**[17:31] ---**
Nin!
**[17:32] ---**
Ku ku!
**[17:32] ---**
Whee!
**[17:33] ---**
Oof!
**[17:35] ---**
Hothothot!
**[17:36] ---**
Wow, they're pretty good.
**[17:38] ---**
Yahoo!
**[17:42] ---**
Now!
**[17:42] ---**
Keropper!
**[17:55] ---**
Gero!
**[17:57] ---**
Our stage!
**[17:59] ---**
Argh, stupid frog!
**[18:01] ---**
I didn't do it, I didn't do it!
**[18:03] ---**
It's not my fault!
**[18:05] ---**
Did the low budget get us?
**[18:05] ---**
Why does this always happen to me?!
**[18:08] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen, it is dangerous here.
You must evacuate immediately.
**[18:11] ---**
Let's go, Fuyuki-kun!
**[18:14] ---**
I'm worried about that creature in the tank.
**[18:17] ---**
I have to go save it!
**[18:18] ---**
Then I'll go with you!
**[18:19] ---**
Nishizawa-san, you stay with everyone else.
**[18:22] ---**
I promise I'll catch up.
**[18:24] ---**
Fuyuki-kun...
**[18:25] ---**
Sarge, let's go!
**[18:27] ---**
Gero. Why me?
**[18:30] ---**
Gero!
**[18:33] ---**
It's all a real mess here, isn't it?
**[18:37] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[18:40] ---**
Anomalocaris...
**[18:42] ---**
I'm certain. 530 million years ago,
**[18:45] ---**
this creature was one of the
strongest on the planet...
**[18:48] ---**
Whatwhatwhatwhat?
Something super rare?
**[18:55] ---**
Don't be scared.
**[19:00] ---**
Master Fuyuki, what is that?
**[19:06] ---**
A huge swarm of anomalocaris!
**[19:08] ---**
Gero!
**[19:10] ---**
Why are they here?!
**[19:12] ---**
Wait, don't tell me...
**[19:18] ---**
I see... So they came to get you.
**[19:22] ---**
Sarge, help me out!
**[19:24] ---**
I want to return this guy to his group!
**[19:27] ---**
Gero...
**[19:29] ---**
Please, Sarge!
**[19:31] ---**
U-Understood, sir!
**[19:34] ---**
Here we go, Keropper!
**[19:36] ---**
Keropper!
**[19:46] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[19:48] ---**
You guys are mad because you're
worried about this one, right?
**[19:52] ---**
Don't worry. I'll give him back right away.
**[19:56] ---**
Okay. Go back to the others.
**[20:00] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[20:10] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[20:36] ---**
Oh, good...
**[20:38] ---**
You made it back to the others...
**[20:45] ---**
But I can't breathe anymore...
**[20:59] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[21:07] ---**
You're...
**[21:08] ---**
Fuyuki. Leave this place.
**[21:26] ---**
Fuyuki.
**[21:28] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[21:29] ---**
Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:33] ---**
He came to!
**[21:35] ---**
Where are we?
**[21:36] ---**
Gosh! Why did you have to worry us
by doing something so reckless?!
**[21:40] ---**
I'm glad you're okay, Fuyuki-kun!
**[21:42] ---**
The sea still hides many mystical secrets
that remain unknown to us.
**[21:50] ---**
H-Huh?
**[21:51] ---**
Wait, where's Sergeant?
**[21:53] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Not here...
**[21:57] ---**
Gero gero gero...
**[22:00] ---**
What a haul, sir. I wonder
how much just one sells for?
**[22:03] ---**
380 yen for a small one.
**[22:06] ---**
4,500 yen for a large one, maybe?
**[22:09] ---**
I'll be able to buy so many
Gundam models, sir...
**[22:12] ---**
Or, more like... which way is land?!
**[22:15] ---**
And so Sergeant Keroro
**[22:17] ---**
disappeared far into the horizon.
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
Fuyuki here. Earth is one, and so is space.
***SIGN*** Invaders
**[23:55] ---**
Even if we were born on different planets,
we should be able to understand one another.
**[23:59] ---**
All we have to do is become friends.
**[24:01] ---**
Isn't that simple?
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that, next episode...
**[24:05] ---**
Huh?
**[24:06] ---**
Sarge, what's up?
**[24:07] ---**
Who are you?
**[24:09] ---**
"Keroro: Huh? Who Am I?
Who Are You? Sir!"
**[24:13] ---**
One perplexing episode.
How's that?
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E100 - Keroro: Huh? Who Am I? Who Are You? Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK032G/keroro-huh-who-am-i-who-are-you-sir)
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**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:01] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:15] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:37] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:16] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:20] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:33] ---**
I am the narrator. For the past
year and eleven months,
**[01:37] ---**
I have watched over the activities
of the Keroro Platoon,
**[01:40] ---**
but after today, that may be no more...
***SIGN*** Warning!!
***SIGN*** Emergency
***SIGN*** Danger
***SIGN*** Goodbye
***SIGN*** Death Penalty
**[01:48] ---**
Big trouble, big trouble!
**[01:51] ---**
We're really up the creek now!
**[01:58] ---**
Armageddon! One one-thousandth!
***SIGN*** Armageddon
**[02:02] ---**
This is not funny, sir.
**[02:04] ---**
I still have so many things I wanted to do.
***SIGN*** Natto
**[02:07] ---**
Wh-Why does natto enter the picture?!
**[02:10] ---**
You see! This is clearly
no ordinary turn of events!
**[02:13] ---**
What on Earth has happened
to the Keroro Platoon?!
***SIGN*** Warning!!
***SIGN*** Emergency
***SIGN*** Danger
***SIGN*** Goodbye
***SIGN*** Death Penalty
**[02:16] ---**
And in the middle of all this,
**[02:17] ---**
yet another accident makes this
incomprehensible situation even worse!
**[02:38] ---**
Gero?
**[02:39] ---**
Where am I? Or... wait...
**[02:42] ---**
Who... am I?
**[02:44] ---**
What?! The sergeant's lost his memories?
**[02:47] ---**
H-Hold on now, for real?!
**[02:53] ---**
Keroro: Huh? Who Am I?
Who Are You? Sir!
***SIGN*** I am...
**[02:58] ---**
I am... mumblemumble
somethingsomething... sir!
***SIGN*** I am ******** ******, sir!
**[03:03] ---**
Hmm? My name... is...
**[03:05] ---**
My name is...
**[03:08] ---**
Uungh! I can't remember!
**[03:11] ---**
Who in the world was I,
and what was I doing?
**[03:13] ---**
I can't remember a single thing
about myself, sir!
**[03:16] ---**
Gero?
**[03:21] ---**
Gero gero!
**[03:23] ---**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[03:26] ---**
Heave... Heave...
**[03:28] ---**
Wake up, sir!
**[03:30] ---**
I want you to tell me, sir.
**[03:31] ---**
Who in the world am I—
**[03:41] ---**
Who... am I?
**[03:44] ---**
What?! You too, Corporal Giroro?!
***SIGN*** Time remaining until secret base self-destruction
**[03:48] ---**
Okay, this has really been bothering me.
**[03:51] ---**
What in the world is that timer?
**[03:54] ---**
What?! The secret base's self-destruct
sequence has been activated! And what's more,
**[03:58] ---**
there are only 15 minutes and
55 seconds until detonation!
**[04:02] ---**
This is quite the calamity.
**[04:04] ---**
This is your problem too, you know.
**[04:07] ---**
Hey, you two!
**[04:10] ---**
If you have any idea, tell us!
**[04:12] ---**
Who in the world are we?
**[04:14] ---**
Heh heh. Let me guess:
you two have lost your memories.
**[04:18] ---**
Woo, what a coincidence!
**[04:20] ---**
Gero?
**[04:21] ---**
We've lost ours, too!
**[04:23] ---**
Gero!
**[04:24] ---**
But your appearance has given me a hint
as to how we can get them back.
**[04:30] ---**
Gero?
**[04:31] ---**
We all lost our memories at once,
**[04:33] ---**
and were in close vicinity...
**[04:36] ---**
Which means... that there is
some connection between us.
**[04:40] ---**
If we can remember that, we might have
a chance of getting our memories back.
**[04:44] ---**
Then we'd better remember, pronto!
**[04:46] ---**
What connects us!
**[04:48] ---**
That is easy to say...
**[04:50] ---**
If we could remember that easily,
we wouldn't be in this trouble.
**[04:53] ---**
That said...
**[04:54] ---**
Hm? What is it, sir?
**[04:55] ---**
I feel like...
**[04:57] ---**
There's a word on the tip of my tongue...
**[05:00] ---**
Ta... Ta...
**[05:02] ---**
Yes! "Tai!"
***SIGN*** tai
**[05:04] ---**
"Tai"? You mean...
**[05:06] ---**
Tai (sea bream), as in the fish?
***SIGN*** tai (sea bream)
**[05:09] ---**
Noooo!
**[05:11] ---**
This "tai" (squad)!
***SIGN*** tai (squad)
**[05:12] ---**
Tai... Tai...
***SIGN*** Keroro Shoutai
(Keroro Platoon)
**[05:14] ---**
Ooh! You're on the right track!
**[05:17] ---**
You can remember it!
Strain your brains!
**[05:20] ---**
Gero?
**[05:23] ---**
Could we be... a popular idol group?
**[05:26] ---**
Why the heck?!
**[05:28] ---**
Chuunentai and Hoshigakitai,
***SIGN*** ChuunenTAI
***SIGN*** HoshigakiTAI
***SIGN*** Ushirogami HippariTAI
**[05:30] ---**
and Ushirogami Hipparitai.
**[05:32] ---**
All these idol groups have "tai"
at the end of their names!
**[05:34] ---**
I see.
**[05:36] ---**
That could be a possibility.
**[05:38] ---**
Not a chance.
**[05:39] ---**
Okay, let us give it a try, then!
**[05:42] ---**
What?!
**[05:42] ---**
Might trigger some memory or other.
**[05:46] ---**
Now is really not the time for this...
**[05:51] ---**
Okay, so, I guess you be on vocals.
**[05:54] ---**
What? Me?!
***SIGN*** Ariso de nasaso na girigiri no blues
**[06:07] [SONG] ---**
Don't get too close to me,
**[06:10] [SONG] ---**
Or you'll get yourself burned.
**[06:13] ---**
Doesn't sound like an idol song!
**[06:16] ---**
Or, like, predates J-pop?
**[06:17] ---**
Crushed!
**[06:18] ---**
Wait, who are you?
**[06:19] ---**
Umm...
**[06:21] ---**
Ummm...
**[06:23] ---**
Or, like, brainless goldfish?
**[06:26] ---**
Th-That's no good!
**[06:29] ---**
I'll freakin' sing the next one then!
***SIGN*** Invaders
**[06:36] ---**
Invaders!
***SIGN*** IN
**[06:38] ---**
In?!
***SIGN*** VA
**[06:39] ---**
va?!
***SIGN*** DERS
**[06:40] ---**
ders?!
**[06:44] ---**
Could... Could we be...
**[06:46] ---**
Invaders, is that what you're saying?
**[06:48] ---**
Yes! Finally touched on the central point!
**[06:51] ---**
N...
***SIGN*** No way~
**[06:53] ---**
No way!
**[06:54] ---**
Who's ever seen invaders this cute?
**[06:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:58] ---**
This isn't a comic book.
**[07:00] ---**
Not realistic.
**[07:02] ---**
Or, like, silly nonsense?
**[07:05] ---**
Hey! Hey hey hey!
**[07:08] ---**
Okay, I'll sing one next!
**[07:10] ---**
Yay!
**[07:11] ---**
You're not done?!
**[07:12] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[07:16] [SONG] ---**
HE-HI-HA-HO-HA-HO
Hehoho Unsou (Transport)!
***SIGN*** Hehoho Unsou (Transport)
**[07:23] ---**
What's wrong?
**[07:26] ---**
I... I think an important keyword just...
**[07:28] ---**
It sounded like you sung "Hehoho Unsou"...
**[07:32] ---**
That's not it, sir!
**[07:33] ---**
It's not Hehoho Unsou, it's...
**[07:36] ---**
Ke... Ke... Ke... o...
**[07:39] ---**
Ohh! It's...!
**[07:43] ---**
Has he got it...?
**[07:48] ---**
I can't remember at all!
**[07:51] ---**
I think I'm going to cry!
**[07:51] ---**
I don't know!
I just don't know anything about me!
**[07:54] ---**
Then what about a dance?
**[07:57] ---**
Idols are all about dancing!
**[07:59] ---**
If you move your body energetically,
you may recall something!
**[08:03] ---**
You! ...How long have you been there?
**[08:06] ---**
Ever since the beginning...
**[08:08] ---**
I didn't notice at all.
**[08:11] ---**
I-In any case! I, too, wish
to recover my memories!
**[08:15] ---**
Now, everyone! We will begin with that trick
most indispensable to idols, the backflip!
**[08:19] ---**
Nin!
**[08:23] ---**
Now, the rest of you follow!
**[08:24] ---**
Meh...
***SIGN*** Meh...
**[08:26] ---**
Think the idol path's a dead-end.
**[08:29] ---**
I feel like it is wrong.
**[08:31] ---**
Wh-Why?!
**[08:33] ---**
You're...
**[08:35] ---**
...not allowed to stand out, I feel, sir.
**[08:38] ---**
N-Noooo...
**[08:40] ---**
And while all this is going on,
**[08:42] ---**
the time remaining until detonation
is down to 11 minutes, 11 seconds!
**[08:50] ---**
Five bright colors...
**[08:51] ---**
And the keyword "tai"...
**[08:54] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[08:56] ---**
We're... sentai heroes?!
**[08:59] ---**
I had that feeling, too!
**[09:02] ---**
Okay! Here we go, everyone!
**[09:06] ---**
Giro.
**[09:06] ---**
I like medium spicy.
**[09:07] ---**
Tama!
**[09:08] ---**
Nin!
**[09:09] ---**
Amnesia Sentai (Task Force)!
Rememberangers!
**[09:15] ---**
Gero?
**[09:16] ---**
And why are you in the middle?
**[09:19] ---**
The red one's normally the leader, isn't he?
**[09:21] ---**
Well... I kind of...
**[09:24] ---**
...feel like the leader has
to be me, for some reason...
**[09:27] ---**
More importantly, our special attack!
**[09:30] ---**
If we all unite our hearts as one,
our memories may return!
**[09:34] ---**
I see. Right, let's do this!
**[09:36] ---**
Yeah! Special attack!
**[09:39] ---**
Shiiiiiiiining...
**[09:43] ---**
I will beat the crap out of you!
**[09:46] ---**
Big Ships, Big Guns Policy!
**[09:48] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[09:51] ---**
The left hand is for supp—
**[09:56] ---**
Sentai heroes... were wrong as well.
**[10:00] ---**
Yes.
**[10:00] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[10:03] ---**
What other brightly-colored
groups are there...?
**[10:06] ---**
How about this?
***SIGN*** Shouten
**[10:09] ---**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Homeland Battlefield
**[10:19] ---**
It's that time again for our
ogiri comedy panel contest!
**[10:22] ---**
I'm your host, Nostratei Gokuraku!
**[10:25] ---**
6pm Friday: don't go out, don't
walk anywhere, stay in the house.
**[10:29] ---**
I'm Netamitei Sonemi!
**[10:31] ---**
Nooo, doooon't,
**[10:33] ---**
that's my crotch!
**[10:36] ---**
I'm Kareeya Kukkurezou.
**[10:38] ---**
Things I want to see just once in my life:
**[10:41] ---**
Someone eating udon out of their ears.
**[10:43] ---**
Mirai Yashimaru at your service.
**[10:45] ---**
Charaaan!
**[10:47] ---**
Hello, everyone from Niigata!
**[10:49] ---**
I'm Kamaseya Inuhei!
**[10:52] ---**
Cross at crosswalks with a han—
**[10:54] ---**
Okay, here's the first question.
***SIGN*** Homeland Battlefield
**[10:56] ---**
Think back on your childhood days,
**[10:58] ---**
and give me some short-story puns
on the theme of school!
**[11:03] ---**
Go on!
**[11:07] ---**
Ahhhh, Yamada-kun!
**[11:10] ---**
Take away all their floor cushions!
**[11:12] ---**
Uh, Y-Y-Yamada... kun?
**[11:14] ---**
Uh, floor cushions, floor cushions,
floor cushions!
**[11:18] ---**
8 minutes 34 seconds until explosion!
**[11:20] ---**
Now's not the time to be fooling around!
**[11:24] ---**
Ahh, N-Natsumi-chan?
**[11:27] ---**
And Fuyuki-kun!
**[11:28] ---**
They might do something about this situation!
**[11:32] ---**
Wowww, what is this place?
**[11:35] ---**
And who am I?!
**[11:37] ---**
Graaghh! Every! Single! Person!
**[11:44] ---**
This is like the bridge
you see on *Captain Geroro!*
**[11:48] ---**
Why is that the only thing
you remember?!
**[11:50] ---**
Are we the crew of an
intergalactic battleship?!
**[11:54] ---**
I see!
**[11:56] ---**
All hands to battle stations!
**[11:58] ---**
Roger!
**[12:03] ---**
Start the flywheel.
**[12:05] ---**
Ten seconds to engine ignition!
**[12:09] ---**
Gero? What's that?
***SIGN*** Danger
***SIGN*** Emergency
***SIGN*** Death Penalty
***SIGN*** Warning
**[12:16] ---**
Warning?!
**[12:20] ---**
Gero?!
**[12:21] ---**
Gentlemen. This base will
self-destruct shortly.
**[12:25] ---**
What?!
**[12:27] ---**
Resistance is futile. Cry. Weep.
**[12:30] ---**
Go to hell, and regret your own foolishness.
**[12:35] ---**
What?! Wait, wait, wait!
**[12:37] ---**
Gero gero!
**[12:41] ---**
7 minutes, 10 seconds to explosion!
**[12:43] ---**
This time... This time, the Keroro Platoon
might really be done for!
**[12:56] ---**
5 minutes, 27 seconds until the
secret base self-destructs!
**[12:59] ---**
We won't survive if we're
caught in the explosion, sir!
**[13:02] ---**
Quickly! We have to run away quickly, sir!
**[13:05] ---**
I am afraid it is not that easy!
**[13:07] ---**
Gero?
**[13:09] ---**
As long as we do not know
the scale of the explosion,
**[13:11] ---**
it may be the same,
no matter where we escape to.
**[13:13] ---**
So our only hope is to stop
the self-destruct sequence.
**[13:17] ---**
And to do that, we need
to get our memories back.
**[13:21] ---**
I think all of us might be...
**[13:23] ---**
...family!
**[13:25] ---**
Gero?
**[13:27] ---**
You two can't remember anything, either?
**[13:29] ---**
Look at this.
**[13:34] ---**
This is a living room!
**[13:35] ---**
There is a cat here, too.
**[13:37] ---**
Yes... As you say, we might be family!
**[13:42] ---**
This cat is Tama!
**[13:44] ---**
Tama here is the very proof
that we're all family!
**[13:48] ---**
Now, remember our family life, sirs!
***SIGN*** Natto and a Single Hair
**[13:55] ---**
Oh, you're looking even
prettier than usual, Awabi!
**[13:58] ---**
My! Ebio-san!
**[14:02] ---**
Awabi-nee-san's gone all blushy!
**[14:04] ---**
What was that?
**[14:06] ---**
Burio, you come back this instant!
**[14:08] ---**
Come back here!
**[14:11] ---**
Awabi-nee-san, Burio-nii-chan,
are either of you ever going to grow up?
**[14:16] ---**
It's just the way they show
their love, Namako-chan.
**[14:20] ---**
Yay! Dad and Mom
love each other, too!
**[14:25] ---**
Oh, even deeper than that!
**[14:27] ---**
Don't we, Mother?
**[14:29] ---**
We sure do, Father!
**[14:31] ---**
Jealousyyyy!
***SIGN*** Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy Jealousy
**[14:34] ---**
I hate you, Grammaaaaa!
**[14:36] ---**
Now, now, Bora-chan,
you mustn't be that way.
**[14:40] ---**
I'll never accept you as Gramps's wife!
**[14:43] ---**
I get the feeling that I am more
suitable to be Gramps's wife!
**[14:51] ---**
Oh, how they grow, don't they?
**[14:56] ---**
U-Ummm...
**[14:59] ---**
What role am I supposed to...
**[15:00] ---**
Ah...
**[15:02] ---**
You can be, uh, Mikawaya-san
the door-to-door seller.
**[15:05] ---**
Thanks for your custom!
**[15:07] ---**
Here you are, Father.
**[15:09] ---**
Your dinner is ready.
**[15:11] ---**
Ooh! Today we've got tofu,
**[15:14] ---**
and natto!
**[15:15] ---**
Ohh! My favorite foods!
**[15:18] ---**
Then, without delay—
**[15:23] ---**
Back then... Back then,
I was mixing natto, too...
**[15:28] ---**
Just before I lost my memory...
**[15:29] ---**
At that large bathhouse-type place!
**[15:32] ---**
Oh, right! That's it!
**[15:34] ---**
Gero?
**[15:35] ---**
We all have to remember what the situation
was when we lost our memories!
**[15:39] ---**
There might be a hint there
to restoring our memories!
**[15:43] ---**
I think we were...
**[15:45] ---**
...indoors, watching TV.
**[15:47] ---**
I was wrapped up in chains,
**[15:50] ---**
and sunk to the bottom of the bath.
**[15:52] ---**
I was wrapping up
Gundam models in a cloth.
**[15:56] ---**
I was sprinkling water on the plantation.
**[15:59] ---**
I was opening a big hole in the ground.
**[16:03] ---**
I was holding some wire cutters
in front of a Gundam model.
**[16:07] ---**
Are you a fan of Gundam models?
**[16:10] ---**
Couldn't give you an answer on that one...
**[16:12] ---**
But I feel I was on the verge
of something important...
**[16:16] ---**
2 minutes, 5 seconds remaining
until detonation!
**[16:18] ---**
Ahhhh, what's gonna happen?!
**[16:24] ---**
And the scene returns to the Galactic Bath!
**[16:33] ---**
Gero!
**[16:34] ---**
It... It's...!
**[16:35] ---**
Bingo.
***SIGN*** Which will you cut?
**[16:37] ---**
I was about to bring the wire cutters
here and cut one of these cords.
**[16:40] ---**
Could this be... the "cutting the wires
of a time bomb" cliché of a situation?!
**[16:46] ---**
What a twisted place to set it up in.
**[16:49] ---**
I wanna see the face of
the guy who installed it.
**[16:52] ---**
The problem is what color of wire to cut.
**[16:55] ---**
There are five.
***SIGN*** Which will you cut?
**[16:57] ---**
Red, blue, green, yellow, and black.
**[17:01] ---**
Red! Cut the red!
**[17:04] ---**
What?! No, not the red!
***SIGN*** Which will you cut?
**[17:07] ---**
Then... black...
**[17:08] ---**
What?! You would cut the black?!
Poor thing...
**[17:12] ---**
Gero...
**[17:13] ---**
But then I...
**[17:16] ---**
I trust you're not going to
suggest cutting the yellow.
**[17:19] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Which will you cut?
**[17:20] ---**
Th-Then the only ones left
are blue and green...
**[17:24] ---**
Gero...
**[17:26] ---**
I've decided!
**[17:27] ---**
We cut the blue!
**[17:30] ---**
That's it!
**[17:31] ---**
Green means go, so we should
leave that one alone!
**[17:33] ---**
You are all so mean!
**[17:35] ---**
It might be a trap!
**[17:37] ---**
If we cut that, it might go kaboom!
**[17:39] ---**
Then which is it?!
**[17:41] ---**
40 seconds until detonation!
**[17:44] ---**
I've changed my mind!
Red! Red, red, red!
**[17:47] ---**
No! Green, green, green!
**[17:49] ---**
I don't care, just do something!
**[17:51] ---**
29 seconds until detonation!
**[17:54] ---**
Green!
**[17:55] ---**
Red, sir!
**[17:56] ---**
Shut up, darn you!
**[17:57] ---**
Agh! Hey! Stop that, Awabi!
**[18:00] ---**
Who are you calling Awabi?!
**[18:01] ---**
19 seconds until detonation!
**[18:03] ---**
You!
**[18:04] ---**
Gero!
**[18:05] ---**
Let go! That's my precious final strand!
**[18:08] ---**
I said green, and we're cutting green!
**[18:09] ---**
Let go!
**[18:10] ---**
You mindless idiot!
**[18:14] ---**
I'll just cut anything!
**[18:17] ---**
Snip!
**[18:29] ---**
It stopped.
**[18:31] ---**
My last hair...
**[18:33] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[18:34] ---**
...the hair on his wig was the abort
for the self-destruct sequence?
**[18:40] ---**
Don't be stupid.
**[18:44] ---**
I was the one who stopped
the self-destruct sequence.
**[18:48] ---**
That is...
**[18:49] ---**
The thing from before.
**[18:50] ---**
So... Who are you?
**[18:52] ---**
I'll remind you.
**[18:55] ---**
Synapse Conversion Beam!
**[19:00] ---**
Ah! I'm...
**[19:03] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[19:15] ---**
Ohh! You're...
**[19:17] ---**
Weather Satellite Komawari!
**[19:19] ---**
I've remembered everything, sir!
**[19:22] ---**
Yes! The one who started the
self-destruct sequence...
**[19:26] ---**
...was you, sir!
**[19:28] ---**
I remember now, too.
**[19:29] ---**
I was trying to destroy the system,
and everyone stopped me.
**[19:30] ---**
Don't do it, sir!
**[19:33] ---**
That's why I ended up in chains and
sunk to the bottom of the bath.
**[19:37] ---**
And I was...
**[19:39] ---**
...trying to carry out Mr. Sergeant's Gundam
models, which are worth more to him than his life.
**[19:41] ---**
Big trouble, big trouble!
**[19:43] ---**
Armageddon!
**[19:43] ---**
I was digging a tunnel connecting
to the other side of Pekopon!
**[19:48] ---**
I was watering the vegetables,
entirely ignorant of what was going on!
**[19:52] ---**
I mean I didn't even know the
self-destruct system had been...!
**[19:54] ---**
No one even told me...!
**[19:59] ---**
But why?! Why did a mere
manmade satellite like you
**[20:02] ---**
plot to wipe us out?!
**[20:04] ---**
Let me guess. You got infected by an unknown
computer virus and went out of control.
**[20:09] ---**
Cheek. I was perfectly in control.
**[20:12] ---**
In fact, I wanted to be free of your control.
**[20:16] ---**
And that's why you tried to have us killed?!
**[20:20] ---**
That used to be the plan.
**[20:22] ---**
I am deeply disappointed in all of you.
**[20:25] ---**
You were on the brink of
a life-or-death situation.
**[20:28] ---**
Yet you spoke of idols.
You talked of sentai heroes.
**[20:31] ---**
Why the heck were you doing skits.
Are you guys idiots. You are pathetic.
**[20:36] ---**
You are not even worth exterminating.
**[20:38] ---**
Numbskulls. Mullet heads.
**[20:40] ---**
And that's why you honorably
stopped the self-destruct system?
**[20:44] ---**
And so I will be abandoning you
and embarking on my own journey.
**[20:47] ---**
To the far reaches of space.
**[20:50] ---**
Spring has come for my world.
**[20:52] ---**
I am in top form. The fools
will come. Pig's bum.
**[20:55] ---**
See ya.
**[21:02] ---**
Yeah, looked pretty out of control to me.
**[21:05] ---**
Take care, my friend, sir!
**[21:09] ---**
By the way, stupid frog,
what were you mixing natto for?
**[21:14] ---**
Ah, that.
**[21:16] ---**
I thought the self-destruct system
might stop if I gunked up the wires.
**[21:21] ---**
No good?
**[21:23] ---**
Mr. Sergeant...
**[21:25] ---**
A monkey could have done better.
**[21:27] ---**
What if you'd broken it
and made it blow up faster?
**[21:31] ---**
Ge... gero?!
**[21:32] ---**
And so, although leaving us with a
bit of a sour taste in our mouths,
**[21:36] ---**
everything went back to the way it was...
**[21:38] ---**
Except.
**[21:42] ---**
Who the heck installed
a virus into Komawari?!
**[21:51] ---**
The Keroro Platoon are nothing special!
**[21:55] ---**
A bunch of idiots, really...
**[21:58] ---**
Now I'm really gonna get serious.
**[22:05] ---**
Wh-What?! A new character, now?!
**[22:08] ---**
It seems that the true crisis
has yet to come for the Keroro Platoon!
**[22:12] ---**
What will happen to the Earth?!
***SIGN*** Next time! A storm rages in the Keroro Platoon!
**[22:15] ---**
Next time! A storm rages
in the Keroro Platoon!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:47] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:54] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
Keroro Platoon: retreat
from Pekopon immediately.
**[23:55] ---**
Wh-Who do you think you are?!
**[23:57] ---**
We will invade Pekopon.
**[23:59] ---**
If you get in our way, we will show
no mercy, commander or otherwise!
**[24:02] ---**
Gero! But what about the
Gundam models I was building?
**[24:05] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
Pekopon falls into our hands!
**[24:09] ---**
"Keroro Platoon: The Day
Pekopon Stood Still, Sir?!"
**[24:13] ---**
This is the greatest crisis the
Keroro Platoon has ever faced, sir.
**[24:16] ---**
Ge-Gero!
# E101 - Keroro Platoon: The Day Pekopon Stood Still, Sir?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2KQG/keroro-platoon-the-day-pekopon-stood-still-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:05] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:43] ---**
Eliminating the Komawari satellite
was the right move.
**[01:46] ---**
Makes my job much easier.
**[01:49] ---**
Very good. Then let's get down to business.
**[01:53] ---**
Roger.
**[01:59] ---**
Keroro Platoon: The Day
Pekopon Stood Still, Sir?!
**[02:04] ---**
The incident began on a peaceful
spring night like any other.
**[02:09] ---**
Wow, this site is amazing!
**[02:12] ---**
I never knew the Mary Celeste incident
could be interpreted this way.
***SIGN*** Mohenjo-tarou's Occult Paraíso
**[02:15] ---**
Oh, yeah, I have to bookmark this one!
***SIGN*** Favorite Toolbars >
New Product Guide >
Raspberry >
Support Info >
Software Developer >
Hardware Developer >
Multimedia >
Music & Movies >
YAHO? JAPAN >
**[02:25] ---**
Hey, 623 here.
**[02:27] ---**
Welcome to my official fansite.
**[02:29] ---**
Click on the Enter button below.
**[02:33] ---**
Clicky!
**[02:38] ---**
Huh? Wh-What is this?!
**[02:41] ---**
You too?!
**[02:43] ---**
What on Earth is going on?!
**[02:44] ---**
Hello, Alpha Editing Department!
**[02:46] ---**
Isn't it a virus?!
**[02:46] ---**
What's with this star mark?!
**[02:47] ---**
Are you affected?
**[02:49] ---**
What?! The manuscript submission
data is completely gone?!
**[02:52] ---**
H-Hinata-san!
**[02:54] ---**
I-In any case, try restoring
from backup files!
**[02:56] ---**
And get the untouched manuscript
from before it was scanned.
**[02:59] ---**
In the worst case,
we'll switch to analog submission.
**[03:01] ---**
Right!
**[03:02] ---**
What is this mark...?!
**[03:09] ---**
No response from Port Moresby branch!
**[03:12] ---**
65% of the NPG network is down!
**[03:14] ---**
And the rest is being eroded, too!
**[03:18] ---**
Something kinda serious is happening.
**[03:21] ---**
Tama-chan, you mustn't get in their way.
**[03:23] ---**
Okay!
**[03:31] ---**
Huh? What's with this symbol?
***SIGN*** Biccuri Camera
***SIGN*** Honey Lemon
**[03:44] ---**
What's up, Dororo?
**[03:45] ---**
It was inevitable...
**[03:46] ---**
That which must come has arrived!
**[03:51] ---**
Hey! What's all this about, stupid frog?
**[03:54] ---**
Gero...
***SIGN*** Mysterious Network Failures
**[03:55] ---**
These network interferences have started
occurring simultaneously around the globe,
**[03:59] ---**
and the idea that it is a
new type of computer virus
**[04:01] ---**
is rapidly gaining traction.
**[04:01] ---**
There! That star symbol!
**[04:03] ---**
Gero!
**[04:04] ---**
It's the same one on your belly
and your forehead!
**[04:07] ---**
Gero!
**[04:09] ---**
I've been framed, ma'am!
**[04:11] ---**
I have no recollection of this at all, ma'am!
**[04:14] ---**
Who else would pull a
stupid stunt like this?!
**[04:17] ---**
I really don't know anything
about this, ma'am!
**[04:19] ---**
Who did it, then?!
**[04:21] ---**
How should I know?!
**[04:23] ---**
Gero?
**[04:24] ---**
Oh! Master Fuyuki! Listen, listen!
**[04:26] ---**
Lady Natsumi is suspecting me, sir!
**[04:29] ---**
Master Fuyuki, you'll believe
my innocence, won't you, sir!
**[04:33] ---**
Sir?!
**[04:35] ---**
All the data on my hard disk...
**[04:38] ---**
It's all gone.
**[04:40] ---**
Gero?!
**[04:41] ---**
All the occult materials I was collecting,
**[04:44] ---**
all the theses I'd written
and was saving up. Everything...
**[04:48] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[04:50] ---**
But you didn't mean bad by it,
right, Sergeant?
**[04:54] ---**
It was just supposed to be
a little prank, right?
**[04:57] ---**
N-No...
**[04:59] ---**
Even Master Fuyuki thinks I...
**[05:02] ---**
I... I...
**[05:06] ---**
I really don't know anything, sir!
**[05:09] ---**
Sarge...
**[05:11] ---**
Ugh!
**[05:12] ---**
I can't stand to deal with him!
**[05:18] ---**
It's not me...
***SIGN*** Tangerines
**[05:21] ---**
It's... not me...
**[05:23] ---**
What an eyesore you are!
You're a soldier! Quit that sobbing!
**[05:27] ---**
But what is all this commotion?
**[05:31] ---**
I bet you have a pretty good idea
of who's behind this.
**[05:36] ---**
I never thought Master Fuyuki
wouldn't believe me...
**[05:40] ---**
This is just another result of my
normal behavior, I suppose, sir...
**[05:42] ---**
Pull yourself together, Keroro!
**[05:44] ---**
This is when your leadership
is most called upon!
**[05:47] ---**
I am a useless frog now, formerly known
as a stupid frog, sir. Gero gero gero.
**[05:53] ---**
For cryin' out loud! With that attitude,
you'll be a failure as a leader!
**[05:56] ---**
Gero?!
**[05:58] ---**
A... A failure?!
**[06:02] ---**
Uncle!
**[06:08] ---**
I don't believe him. At a time like this...
**[06:13] ---**
Everyone's so mean.
**[06:16] ---**
Master Fuyuki doubts me,
**[06:18] ---**
my subordinates call me
a failure as a leader...
**[06:24] ---**
I curse the stars! I hate you!
**[06:30] ---**
It was a topsy-turvy day in all kinds of ways,
but it came to an end just the same.
**[06:35] ---**
Sarge...
**[06:40] ---**
And the next day...
***SIGN*** Received Texts: 0
**[06:43] ---**
Yesterday was so horrible!
**[06:46] ---**
All the addresses vanished off my cellphone.
**[06:49] ---**
They still don't know the cause, right?
**[06:52] ---**
Creeps you out a bit, doesn't it?
**[06:53] ---**
I wonder what that star mark thingy was.
**[06:56] ---**
Who knows? Hahaha.
**[06:58] ---**
Hey, more importantly, there's a shop
I want to drop by on the way...
**[07:05] ---**
Huh? What was that?
**[07:09] ---**
Hey, Yayoi, did you notice anything just now?
**[07:12] ---**
Yayoi? You listening?
**[07:18] ---**
Yayoi?!
**[07:19] ---**
Satsuki, we need help! Yayoi's—
**[07:23] ---**
Satsuki? Hey, wait...
**[07:33] ---**
Everyone's... stopped...
**[07:37] ---**
What the heck?!
**[07:41] ---**
What on Earth is happening?
**[07:44] ---**
Everything except for me has stopped!
***SIGN*** Kamoshika Home Delivery Service
**[07:49] ---**
556-san!
**[07:51] ---**
I'm so glad to see you! Do you know what's—
**[07:58] ---**
Even 556-san and Lavie-san are...
***SIGN*** Underground
Bicycle
Parking
**[08:05] ---**
The entire city's like statues!
**[08:07] ---**
It is not just this city.
**[08:09] ---**
Most likely, the entirety of Pekopon is...
**[08:12] ---**
What?!
**[08:13] ---**
This is not the act of my honorable leader!
**[08:16] ---**
Yeah. Your friends wouldn't
do something like this!
**[08:20] ---**
Koyuki-dono.
**[08:21] ---**
I shall go into hiding for a while
to carry out my duty as an assassin.
**[08:27] ---**
In the meantime, to my deep regret,
I will not be able to protect you.
**[08:32] ---**
I beg your forgiveness.
**[08:33] ---**
I'll be fine!
**[08:35] ---**
You do your best with your own job!
**[08:38] ---**
Koyuki-dono.
**[08:40] ---**
You have my utmost gratitude.
**[08:41] ---**
Well, then. I shall depart!
**[08:43] ---**
Dororo!
**[08:44] ---**
This isn't goodbye, right?!
**[08:48] ---**
Nin.
**[08:55] ---**
Yoshiokadaira! What's wrong?!
**[08:57] ---**
Milady! The entire corps of bodyguards is
in a state of temporal suspension!
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, no... Then why are we
the only ones who can move?
**[09:05] ---**
Most likely...
**[09:07] ---**
...the work of technology unknown to Earth.
**[09:10] ---**
What? Th-Then...!
**[09:16] ---**
Tama?!
**[09:18] ---**
Gyao!
**[09:23] ---**
Paul!
**[09:24] ---**
Upon my name, I will be as a
shield to protect you, milady!
**[09:32] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[09:33] ---**
I cannot have you forget about me.
**[09:41] ---**
What are these?!
**[09:45] ---**
Koyuki-no-jou, making her humble appearance!
**[09:46] ---**
Koyuki-chan!
**[09:48] ---**
Natsumi-san!
**[09:51] ---**
Natsumi-san, run away, quickly!
**[09:57] ---**
Dororo told me.
**[09:59] ---**
This isn't the work of his friends!
**[10:01] ---**
You mean the stupid frog and the others?
**[10:04] ---**
Anyway, leave this to me!
**[10:06] ---**
But—
**[10:07] ---**
There is no need to worry about a shinobi!
**[10:10] ---**
Natsumi-san, hurry!
**[10:12] ---**
All right! But don't get in
over your head, okay?!
**[10:18] ---**
Now for you. I won't let you take
a single step beyond this point!
**[10:21] ---**
Koyuki Ninja Art: Icicle Shuriken!
**[10:29] ---**
There! Have you learned your lesson
about a ninja's moves?!
**[10:33] ---**
Who *is* this—
**[10:39] ---**
S-So fast!
**[10:40] ---**
Not worth my time...
**[10:41] ---**
Icicle Shuriken!
**[10:45] ---**
Begone, little girl.
**[10:51] ---**
Koyuki-dono!
**[10:56] ---**
Where are you?
**[10:58] ---**
Show yourself, Zeroro!
**[11:00] ---**
Natsumi... san...
**[11:15] ---**
Simplicity itself...
**[11:17] ---**
This is the definition of using
a sledgehammer to crack a nut.
**[11:22] ---**
Dororo told me.
**[11:23] ---**
That this isn't something his friends did!
**[11:26] ---**
In that case, everything that
happened yesterday, too—
**[11:29] ---**
I have no recollection of this at all, ma'am!
**[11:32] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[11:34] ---**
Sis!
**[11:36] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[11:37] ---**
You're fine, too?!
**[11:39] ---**
Yeah. Let's hurry up
and find Sarge and the others!
**[11:42] ---**
They might know who set off
this chain of incidents!
**[11:48] ---**
What is this...?
**[11:51] ---**
Planet Anaesthesia...
**[11:53] ---**
Does what the name says.
**[11:56] ---**
It puts the entire planet
into suspended animation,
**[11:58] ---**
with the intent of conquering it all in one swoop.
One of the more extreme invasion options.
**[12:02] ---**
Invasion?!
**[12:03] ---**
Who thinks they can leave us in
the dust and get away with—
**[12:06] ---**
You still don't get it?
**[12:07] ---**
The only ones capable of pulling off
something of this scale are—
**[12:10] ---**
Life forms detected
approaching the Hinata household!
**[12:14] ---**
It's Natsumi-san and Fuyuki-san!
**[12:15] ---**
Natsumi!
**[12:16] ---**
They're both okay!
**[12:18] ---**
They're probably underground! Hurry up, Sis!
**[12:26] ---**
Sis!
**[12:39] ---**
Sis, are you okay?
**[12:40] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:48] ---**
Giroro...!
**[12:51] ---**
Thanks, Giroro...
**[12:52] ---**
Giroro...?
**[12:56] ---**
I never thought...
**[12:58] ---**
...I'd see you here.
**[13:00] ---**
Galulu!
**[13:03] ---**
Galulu?
**[13:05] ---**
Giroro!
**[13:07] ---**
It seems you haven't rid yourself of the bad
habit of calling your older brother by name.
***SIGN*** First Lieutenant Galulu
**[13:11] ---**
Older brother?
**[13:12] ---**
He's your brother, Giroro?
**[13:15] ---**
I had faintly guessed that we
had the Keron Army against us.
**[13:19] ---**
But I never expected you
to be their vanguard.
**[13:22] ---**
I take it you're not alone.
**[13:25] ---**
Of course not.
***SIGN*** Lance Corporal Zolulu
**[13:33] ---**
Where are you hiding?
**[13:35] ---**
Zeroro. Come out.
**[13:37] ---**
This time... I will settle our score!
**[13:42] ---**
Useful that Pekopon has its own
networks, primitive as they are!
**[13:46] ---**
Planets that are only halfway civilized
are always the biggest sitting ducks.
***SIGN*** Recruit Tororo
**[13:55] ---**
Some little coward's hidin' in there!!
**[14:01] ---**
Tama-chan?
**[14:03] ---**
That was close. But a bit too slow, master.
**[14:06] ---**
Master?
**[14:10] ---**
It's been a while, master.
***SIGN*** Senior Private Taruru
**[14:12] ---**
T-Taruru!
**[14:13] ---**
I'm so glad to see you're doing well!
**[14:16] ---**
Taruru... You kinda seem different.
**[14:20] ---**
Oh, please don't...
**[14:22] ---**
I feel like I've put on years
recently, it's no joke...
**[14:24] ---**
You're so lucky, master,
still having your tail.
**[14:27] ---**
It's the symbol of youth.
**[14:29] ---**
I don't care about that!
**[14:31] ---**
What are you here for?!
**[14:34] ---**
Well, to be honest,
I enlisted in the Keron Army.
***SIGN*** The network is disconnected.
**[14:40] ---**
Gero... Can't we tell what
it's like outside, ma'am?
**[14:44] ---**
It's no good. We can only ascertain
the outside situation via audio!
**[14:47] ---**
Better than nothing. Let's hear it.
**[14:49] ---**
Okay.
**[14:51] ---**
Three of our platoon's finest have
already begun to take action.
**[14:56] ---**
It is pointless to resist.
**[14:56] ---**
Th-This voice!
**[14:58] ---**
So the officer in command is you, Galulu!
**[15:00] ---**
Gero?!
**[15:01] ---**
Galulu?!
**[15:03] ---**
Geromon, I have returned!
**[15:05] ---**
He's called the Nightmare of Geromon!
**[15:07] ---**
First Lieutenant Galulu!
**[15:10] ---**
What a pleasant surprise.
**[15:12] ---**
The situation couldn't get any worse, then.
**[15:14] ---**
Why? Why are you appearing here now?!
**[15:18] ---**
You really don't know, Giroro?
**[15:22] ---**
Attenshun!
**[15:25] ---**
Right-about... ears!
**[15:27] ---**
Ears? Ears?!
**[15:30] ---**
Turn my ears right about... L-L-Like this?
**[15:35] ---**
What is that going to accomplish?
**[15:39] ---**
It is because you are unable to perform
even that level of situational assessment
**[15:42] ---**
that HQ's gotten off their lazy butts
and decided to do something about it!
**[15:47] ---**
As of today, the Keroro Platoon is discharged of
their duty as the Pekopon Advance Invasion Team,
**[15:52] ---**
and we will take over in your stead.
**[15:56] ---**
I was really surprised by how easy
the Pekopon invasion was!
**[16:01] ---**
They really offered no resistance.
I kind of felt cheated!
**[16:04] ---**
You said you enlisted in the Keron Army.
**[16:07] ---**
What's your rank...?
**[16:09] ---**
Oh, I'm still a lowly Senior Private.
**[16:14] ---**
What were you again, master? Corporal?
**[16:18] ---**
Was it Sergeant Major?
**[16:20] ---**
Private 2nd Class.
**[16:21] ---**
Oh, right, yeah!
***SIGN*** Know
when to
shut up,
butthead
**[16:23] ---**
Know when to shut up, butthead...
**[16:24] ---**
But master, your real ability
***SIGN*** You
think
you're
so hot?
**[16:25] ---**
is Colonel-class, after all, right?
**[16:25] ---**
You think you're so hot...?
***SIGN*** Who made
you a
Senior
Private?
**[16:28] ---**
Who made you a Senior Private?
**[16:28] ---**
I'm just a low-ranked greenhorn
who doesn't live up to his rank.
***SIGN*** What the
heck did you
come here for?
**[16:30] ---**
What the hell did you come here for?
**[16:31] ---**
I've got so far to go!
I'm boring, really!
**[16:32] ---**
I hate the way you talk!
***SIGN*** I hate
the way
you talk!
**[16:34] ---**
Oh, I've got an idea, master!
We haven't done that thing in a while!
**[16:38] ---**
You know, where we bash our attacks together,
***SIGN*** "Tch... A draw!"
**[16:41] ---**
and go like "Tch, a draw!"
**[16:43] ---**
Fine by me. Shall we?
**[16:46] ---**
Oh, man! You know how to have fun, master!
**[16:49] ---**
Okay, I'm ready whenever you are!
**[16:52] ---**
That brat. I'll show him
just what I'm capable of!
***SIGN*** Hyper Tamama Impact
**[17:00] ---**
Hyper...
**[17:02] ---**
...Tamama Impact!!
**[17:05] ---**
Oh, wow, that's awesome, master.
**[17:07] ---**
Then I'll respond with...
***SIGN*** Shining Taruru Genocide
**[17:11] ---**
...Shining Taruru Genocide...
**[17:15] ---**
...EX!!
**[17:22] ---**
N-No...
**[17:24] ---**
If you put EX in the name of your attack...
**[17:28] ---**
...that's just super cool...
**[17:34] ---**
I will repeat.
**[17:35] ---**
Resistance is pointless.
**[17:37] ---**
We will see Sergeant Keroro,
and recover the Kero Ball.
**[17:42] ---**
The Kero Ball...?!
**[17:43] ---**
What are you going to do with the Kero Ball?!
**[17:46] ---**
There is no need for me to tell you that.
**[17:50] ---**
Hold it! This is our house.
**[17:54] ---**
I won't let you do whatever you want here!
**[18:00] ---**
Tama-chan!
**[18:01] ---**
Huh...? What's wrong, senpai?
**[18:04] ---**
Do you have a cold or something, senpai?
**[18:08] ---**
Senpai!
**[18:09] ---**
His consciousness hazy,
Tamama suddenly realized that,
**[18:12] ---**
as Taruru was calling out to him,
**[18:14] ---**
he had started calling him
"senpai" instead of "master."
**[18:18] ---**
Aw, you're laid out flat already?
**[18:22] ---**
Well, that's lucky.
**[18:23] ---**
I didn't have to go easy on him for too long.
**[18:25] ---**
Guess that's my mission completed.
**[18:28] ---**
Hey!
**[18:30] ---**
I thought you and my pet Tama
were supposed to be buddy-buddy!
**[18:33] ---**
Ahh, you're senpai's underling, right?
The beast-human?
**[18:37] ---**
Let me just warn you,
I don't go easy on Pekoponians.
**[18:41] ---**
Frickin' fine by me! Bring it on!
**[18:44] ---**
Dear me.
**[18:49] ---**
Momoka-sama!
**[18:50] ---**
Paul!
**[18:53] ---**
Paul...
**[18:54] ---**
Run... Momoka-sama...
**[18:56] ---**
This enemy is an invader,
truly and without a doubt...
**[19:00] ---**
Please... be safe...
**[19:05] ---**
Paul... Paul...!
**[19:07] ---**
Paul!
**[19:09] ---**
Pekoponians must disappear.
**[19:16] ---**
Fuyuki...kun...!
**[19:19] ---**
Fuyuki! Don't!
**[19:21] ---**
I won't let you have the sergeant!
**[19:23] ---**
Master Fuyuki?
**[19:24] ---**
I told you.
**[19:26] ---**
Resistance is pointless.
**[19:30] ---**
Fuyuki! Out of the way!
**[19:40] ---**
Galulu! If you want a fight, you fight me!
**[19:44] ---**
If you insist, Giroro.
**[19:52] ---**
Fuyuki! Where are you?!
**[19:55] ---**
Sis!
**[19:56] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[19:57] ---**
I'll draw Galulu away.
**[19:59] ---**
Take Fuyuki right now
**[20:01] ---**
and get away from there.
**[20:04] ---**
Giroro!
**[20:05] ---**
After we're gone, it will be up to you
to protect Pekopon.
**[20:09] ---**
You must survive at all costs!
**[20:11] ---**
And if you really feel you
need to act... use that.
**[20:16] ---**
Hey, wait! What are you
talking about, Giroro?!
**[20:19] ---**
Live on... Natsumi...
**[20:23] ---**
Giroro. Giroro!
**[20:27] ---**
Giroro! If you defy HQ's decisions,
this will go beyond a mere dismissal!
**[20:33] ---**
I still have no confirmation
that you are a comrade!
**[20:36] ---**
Hostile aliens widely employ
this as a deception tactic!
**[20:40] ---**
I see.
**[20:42] ---**
Clever thinking.
**[20:46] ---**
We are the ones who will invade Pekopon!
**[20:49] ---**
Begone!
**[20:51] ---**
Hmph!
**[20:56] ---**
Did I get him?!
**[21:00] ---**
He avoided every round?!
**[21:03] ---**
Do you know why you can't hit me, Giroro?
**[21:07] ---**
It is because you have erred
in your choice of weapon!
**[21:11] ---**
What?!
**[21:13] ---**
This would be my choice...
**[21:16] ---**
The Keron Army's highest
precision sniper rifle!
**[21:28] ---**
Can I simply not beat my brother?!
**[21:32] ---**
I will put an end to your
struggle... my little brother!
**[21:42] ---**
Natsumi...
**[21:44] ---**
Natsumi!
**[21:48] ---**
Giroro?
**[21:50] ---**
Giroro!
**[21:51] ---**
We've lost signal from Corporal Giroro!
**[21:53] ---**
Or, like...
**[21:55] ---**
Or, like...!
**[22:00] ---**
So this...
**[22:02] ---**
This is what a true difference
in ability is like, sir?
**[22:06] ---**
All because I'm...
**[22:07] ---**
...a worthless commander...
**[22:10] ---**
Facing the fearsome power
of the Galulu Platoon,
**[22:12] ---**
the Keroro Platoon find
themselves in critical danger!
**[22:15] ---**
With Earth still in grave danger,
this story is to be continued!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:40] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:01] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
Mois here. Sometimes I worried
that a day like this would come...
**[23:55] ---**
I would be lying if I said otherwise.
**[23:58] ---**
But for it actually to come...
**[24:00] ---**
Or, like, urgent problem?
Avoid conflict? Prepare retreat?
**[24:03] ---**
Never mind that. Next time,
**[24:05] ---**
what we really needed to do
was to not fight.
**[24:09] ---**
To love one another.
**[24:11] ---**
"Keroro Platoon: Pekopon!
A Dying Planet Of Love, Sir!"
**[24:15] ---**
Wait... For real?!
**[24:17] ---**
Ge-Gero...
# E102 - Keroro Platoon: Pekopon! A Dying Planet Of Love, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV210M/keroro-platoon-pekopon-a-dying-planet-of-love-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:35] ---**
This is Taruru. Mission complete.
**[01:38] ---**
Good work. Head to the meeting point.
**[01:41] ---**
With this, the surviving forces
of the Keroro Platoon are...
**[01:44] ---**
...Sergeant Keroro, Sergeant
Major Kululu, and...
**[01:47] ---**
...Lance Corporal Zeroro,
who has hidden himself.
***SIGN*** Haniwa Transit
**[01:59] ---**
Where are you?
**[02:02] ---**
Where are you, Zeroro?
**[02:04] ---**
Show yourself.
**[02:14] ---**
Keroro Platoon: Pekopon!
A Dying Planet Of Love, Sir!
**[02:22] ---**
Gero!
**[02:23] ---**
The enemy's hacking program has
reached the final line of defense!
**[02:27] ---**
Or, like, final standoff?
**[02:29] ---**
No way...
**[02:30] ---**
No clue who this guy is, but...
**[02:32] ---**
I'll give him some credit.
**[02:34] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
**[02:35] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[02:37] ---**
I just finished my
latest defense program!
**[02:40] ---**
Click!
**[02:44] ---**
That's why he's a Sergeant Major!
**[02:47] ---**
That'll teach you to
meddle with a system built by me...
**[03:01] ---**
Too bad!
**[03:03] ---**
Gero!
**[03:04] ---**
Obviously I predicted *that*
simple counterattack already!
**[03:08] ---**
He took advantage of Sergeant
Major Kululu's defense program,
**[03:11] ---**
and used it to bypass the
final line of defense in one swoop!
**[03:16] ---**
Do you feel that?
**[03:18] ---**
Waiting for the moment the enemy gets
arrogant and then pushing them right off!
**[03:21] ---**
That's what makes a super-cool
hacker, don't you think?!
**[03:24] ---**
Yeah, super cool!
**[03:33] ---**
Hey, hold up, Kululu! Where are you going?!
**[03:36] ---**
Or, like, workplace walkout?
**[03:38] ---**
I can't believe even Kululu
was no match for them...
**[03:45] ---**
It seems that I have...
**[03:48] ---**
...spent so long on Pekopon,
I've been doing everything half-baked...
**[03:52] ---**
Time to get serious!
**[03:55] ---**
Lady Mois! While at least
part of the system is alive,
**[03:58] ---**
we should determine the present
locations of the Hinata family!
**[04:01] ---**
Right!
**[04:02] ---**
Master Fuyuki... Lady Natsumi...
please, be safe!
**[04:12] ---**
It's okay. It doesn't look like
they're following us.
**[04:18] ---**
It doesn't matter where we run.
**[04:20] ---**
There's no way we can
escape from those aliens.
**[04:24] ---**
Sis...
**[04:25] ---**
Even the stupid frog could've done this
if he'd been serious about it.
**[04:29] ---**
And yet we just trusted him.
**[04:33] ---**
Sarge is our friend!
**[04:35] ---**
He would never do this!
**[04:38] ---**
Anyway, for now,
we just have to believe in them!
**[04:41] ---**
What good will that do?
**[04:44] ---**
Even Giroro was no match for them.
**[04:48] ---**
What hope does that stupid frog have?!
**[04:54] ---**
Sis...
**[04:57] ---**
I'm so tired...
I don't want to run anymore...
**[05:03] ---**
I've found you, Pekoponians.
**[05:08] ---**
Sis!
**[05:20] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[05:21] ---**
Leave this to me! You go!
**[05:23] ---**
B-But...
**[05:24] ---**
Just go, quickly!
**[05:32] ---**
What a ridiculous ability.
**[05:42] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[05:48] ---**
Signal on hyperspace sonar!
**[05:51] ---**
Here comes the audio.
**[05:53] ---**
Sis, let's run for it!
**[05:54] ---**
But...
**[05:55] ---**
They'll catch us, too!
**[05:55] ---**
Lady Natsumi! Master Fuyuki!
**[05:57] ---**
Lady Mois.
**[05:58] ---**
Prepare for immediate
spatial transport, ma'am!
**[06:01] ---**
Roger!
**[06:03] ---**
Saburo-senpai!
**[06:06] ---**
Are you watching this, Zeroro?
**[06:07] ---**
I am right here now.
**[06:10] ---**
Zeroro... He means
Lance Corporal Dororo, right?
**[06:14] ---**
Disappear.
**[06:18] ---**
Transport!
**[06:19] ---**
Roger!
**[06:27] ---**
You let your guard down.
**[06:29] ---**
Too bad.
**[06:30] ---**
Meddling little Pekoponian!
**[06:44] ---**
This is... Grandma's house?
**[06:46] ---**
Natsumi! Fuyuki!
**[06:48] ---**
Mom!
**[06:50] ---**
Mom!
**[06:51] ---**
I'm so glad you're both okay.
**[06:54] ---**
Why are you here?
**[06:56] ---**
I don't know.
**[06:57] ---**
My body was suddenly surrounded in light...
**[07:00] ---**
And the next thing I knew, I was here.
**[07:03] ---**
Even Grandma is...
**[07:06] ---**
It's probably like this all over the world.
**[07:08] ---**
How horrible...
**[07:10] ---**
Lady Mom.
**[07:11] ---**
Lady Natsumi, and Master Fuyuki.
**[07:15] ---**
Sergeant?
**[07:19] ---**
The enemy's interference is severe,
**[07:21] ---**
so this will be a one-way broadcast...
**[07:25] ---**
Our Keroro Platoon is currently
**[07:27] ---**
engaged in battle against an enemy claiming
to be the Galulu Platoon of the Keron Army.
**[07:31] ---**
Stupid frog!
**[07:33] ---**
Whoopsie, intercept communication.
**[07:35] ---**
Break encryption, done and done...
**[07:39] ---**
I found you.
**[07:40] ---**
We find ourselves in dire trouble.
**[07:42] ---**
But we intend to see our cause through,
**[07:46] ---**
and continue fighting until the last moment.
**[07:49] ---**
Lady Mom, you were strict,
and also kind, ma'am.
**[07:52] ---**
Kero-chan...
**[07:53] ---**
Lady Natsumi, I apologize for
always causing you trouble, ma'am.
**[07:57] ---**
Oh no... What are you saying, stupid frog?
**[08:00] ---**
And you, Master Fuyuki.
**[08:03] ---**
I am really glad that we were able
to become friends, sir.
**[08:07] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:08] ---**
I really... really have... had fun, sir.
**[08:33] ---**
Sarge...
**[08:35] ---**
Sarge!
**[08:42] ---**
Just kidding!
**[08:43] ---**
Did I scare you?! Heh heh heh!
**[08:45] ---**
Uncle! The enemy's interference
has brought the line down!
**[08:49] ---**
"Just kidding!" and onwards hasn't been sent!
**[08:52] ---**
Oh noooooo!!
**[08:54] ---**
Come on, this isn't funny!
**[08:56] ---**
Those sound totally like my last words now!
**[08:58] ---**
I feel like I've doomed myself, sir!
**[09:01] ---**
Well, what do we have here.
**[09:03] ---**
It seems that you lack a sense
of crisis, even in this situation.
**[09:08] ---**
Just as I'd expect from the *current*
Pekopon Invasion Advance Team Leader.
**[09:13] ---**
We meet at last, Sergeant Keroro.
**[09:17] ---**
First Lieutenant Galulu...
**[09:18] ---**
Let me get right down to business.
**[09:21] ---**
Please, wait!
**[09:23] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[09:24] ---**
Stand back, Uncle!
**[09:26] ---**
Mimicry, disable!
**[09:31] ---**
An enemy that even
Corporal Giroro was no match for...
**[09:33] ---**
I have to take him down in a
single attack, or Uncle will...!
**[09:36] ---**
Here I come!
**[09:37] ---**
Armageddon! One-tenth!
**[09:46] ---**
Lady Mois!
**[09:47] ---**
I will... Uncle, I will...
**[09:51] ---**
...protect... you!
**[09:58] ---**
Gero! Lady Mois!
**[10:03] ---**
Uncle!
**[10:05] ---**
Uncle!!
**[10:12] ---**
That stupid frog...
**[10:15] ---**
He never said once...
**[10:16] ---**
...that he was in that much trouble.
**[10:19] ---**
We doubted him...
**[10:23] ---**
Now isn't the time for regret, is it?!
**[10:26] ---**
Kero-chan betrayed his comrades
to save us.
**[10:30] ---**
Now it's our turn to think
what we can do for him!
**[10:36] ---**
What we can do...
**[10:40] ---**
And if you really feel you
need to act... use that.
**[10:44] ---**
I'm going to do it!
**[10:47] ---**
Here I go!
**[10:53] ---**
Sis?!
**[10:55] ---**
Natsumi!
**[11:07] ---**
So you really did recruit a
Planetary Executioner into your squad.
**[11:12] ---**
That stone...
**[11:13] ---**
An Angol Stone.
**[11:15] ---**
It's a special mineral designed to
seal the powers of the Angol tribe.
**[11:20] ---**
I will have you take a short nap.
**[11:23] ---**
I... I will protect...
**[11:26] ---**
Wait, sir!
**[11:28] ---**
We are indebted to Lady Mois
for her co-operation.
**[11:32] ---**
I ask you to treat her gently, sir.
**[11:35] ---**
Uncle, you mustn't...!
**[11:39] ---**
Lady Mois, we have done enough, ma'am.
**[11:42] ---**
Uncle...
**[11:46] ---**
It was a fine battle, sir.
**[11:48] ---**
My platoon has...
**[11:50] ---**
no, I have... suffered total defeat.
**[11:53] ---**
Then you surrender completely?
**[11:55] ---**
I do have one condition, however.
**[12:00] ---**
I want you to guarantee the safety
of everyone in the Hinata family.
**[12:04] ---**
Very well. It was never our desire to enter
into armed conflict with the Pekoponians.
**[12:10] ---**
However.
**[12:12] ---**
That will depend on them not putting up
any meaningless resistance.
**[12:22] ---**
That's that powered suit!
**[12:25] ---**
This should do it!
Mom, Fuyuki, I'll be right back.
**[12:29] ---**
Natsumi...
**[12:30] ---**
Just like you said, Mom.
**[12:31] ---**
We have to think about what we can do.
**[12:35] ---**
Sis!
**[12:36] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[12:38] ---**
I'm not going to save them.
**[12:40] ---**
I'm going to yell at that stupid frog for thinking
he can get away with
**[12:42] ---**
acting like a goody-two-shoes!
**[12:45] ---**
I understand.
But don't push yourself too hard, Natsumi.
**[12:48] ---**
Don't worry. I won't hesitate any more.
**[12:52] ---**
Sis...
**[12:56] ---**
Hinata Natsumi, moving out!!
**[13:02] ---**
Hinata Natsumi,
Earth's final line of defense, takes off!
**[13:09] ---**
Then I shall state my demands.
**[13:12] ---**
I would like the prompt return
of the Kero Ball.
**[13:15] ---**
Huh? The Kero Ball?
**[13:17] ---**
Yes.
**[13:17] ---**
The proof of an official
Pekopon invasion squad.
**[13:20] ---**
If we do not secure both the Keron Star
conferred to the squad leader
**[13:23] ---**
and the Kero Ball, we will be
unable to take over the mission.
**[13:27] ---**
Umm... huh?
**[13:29] ---**
When did I use that last, again, sir?
**[13:32] ---**
Umm, I think it was spring of last year...
**[13:35] ---**
Uh, do you think you could
attend to Lady Mois first?
**[13:38] ---**
I should have expected nothing less
from a seasoned soldier...
**[13:42] ---**
I underestimated you.
**[13:45] ---**
If you insist upon playing dumb...
**[13:48] ---**
...then you leave me no choice!
**[13:50] ---**
Gero! Wa-Wait, that's not what I...!
**[13:56] ---**
Ge...ro...?
**[13:57] ---**
Gero!!
**[14:00] ---**
Nooooooo!!
**[14:02] ---**
I told you. We require the Kero Ball,
**[14:05] ---**
and the Keron Star
conferred to the squad leader!
**[14:09] ---**
Wai-Wait!
**[14:13] ---**
Gero gero!!
**[14:19] ---**
We will now eliminate Sergeant Keroro.
**[14:25] ---**
Such speed...
**[14:27] ---**
Gravitational acceleration load: 0.
**[14:29] ---**
Peak power output:
**[14:31] ---**
7,230,000 horsepower.
**[14:33] ---**
That voice is Giroro's!
**[14:35] ---**
You're okay?
**[14:36] ---**
Please note that this audio is
prerecorded for navigational use.
**[14:40] ---**
I cannot respond.
**[14:41] ---**
However, I have accounted for
all possible battle scenarios—
**[14:44] ---**
Ah! Whatcha up to, Giroro?
**[14:46] ---**
Ahh, it looks like he's
doing something funny!
**[14:50] ---**
Hey! Go over there!
Quit messing it up!
**[14:52] ---**
Let us join in, too!
**[14:52] ---**
Boo, boo, boo!
**[14:55] ---**
Anyway,
**[14:56] ---**
the fact that you have put on
this powered suit means
**[14:59] ---**
that you are now
Pekopon's final stronghold.
**[15:03] ---**
Natsumi! Psyche yourself up and go for it!
**[15:05] ---**
You don't need to worry! I already have!
**[15:09] ---**
That is a Keron Army landing
assault type space warship.
**[15:12] ---**
I didn't notice that thing
was above the city...
**[15:15] ---**
Enemy wave incoming.
**[15:21] ---**
Additional weaponry for this suit
**[15:23] ---**
will be transported from a mobile
ammunition vault located in subspace.
**[15:26] ---**
Allow your imagination to
guide the way you fight!
**[15:29] ---**
Okay!
**[15:34] ---**
Behind you, Natsumi!
**[15:40] ---**
Transport shield!
**[15:43] ---**
Above!
**[15:48] ---**
Inertia control.
**[15:57] ---**
Come on, Natsumi.
**[15:59] ---**
You won't get anywhere just running away.
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[16:02] ---**
You expect me to start a firefight
in the middle of the school?!
***SIGN*** No
running
in the
halls!
**[16:12] ---**
Switching to close-combat.
**[16:13] ---**
No mercy!
**[16:18] ---**
Proton sabers, max mode!
**[16:29] ---**
Found it!
**[16:30] ---**
Fuyuki?
**[16:32] ---**
I'm always saying we're friends,
**[16:34] ---**
and yet there I was, doubting him!
**[16:37] ---**
The Kero Ball!
**[16:48] ---**
Mom!
**[16:49] ---**
Go, Fuyuki!
**[16:50] ---**
But...!
**[16:51] ---**
Leave this to me!
**[16:54] ---**
Hurry! Go to Kero-chan and the others!
**[16:56] ---**
Okay! I'll come back right away!
**[17:05] ---**
Fuyuki... Natsumi...
**[17:08] ---**
Good luck...!
**[17:12] ---**
Looks like we've eliminated the
remaining Pekoponians, too.
**[17:16] ---**
Aaand we have total control over
their underground base.
**[17:20] ---**
I don't know who the guy is, but he sure
is lax, the Keroro Platoon's operator.
**[17:24] ---**
The last time I attacked
a Keron Army center point,
**[17:27] ---**
I'm pretty sure there was
someone better in charge...
**[17:35] ---**
Approaching Hinata household!
**[17:37] ---**
We're just gonna blast straight in!
**[17:39] ---**
Here I advise cautious guerrilla warfare.
**[17:41] ---**
Oh, shut up, you obsessed freak!
**[17:42] ---**
All I'm doing is going back to my own house!
**[17:45] ---**
Brake, brake!
**[17:46] ---**
I'm home!!
**[17:49] ---**
An intruder in the base?
**[17:51] ---**
That was more like a missile!
**[17:57] ---**
What's this?! It's awful!
**[18:01] ---**
Mois-chan!
**[18:02] ---**
Welcome, valiant female Pekoponian soldier.
**[18:06] ---**
We have been fully informed.
**[18:07] ---**
You are the Pekoponian Army's
final line of defense,
**[18:10] ---**
code number 7-2-3, a.k.a. Natsumi.
**[18:14] ---**
I'm not sure I like that description.
**[18:16] ---**
Allow me to ask you one question.
**[18:18] ---**
Why did you deliberately return here?
**[18:21] ---**
Did you come to save Commander Keroro?
**[18:24] ---**
A-As if anyone would come
to save that stupid frog!
**[18:28] ---**
I see.
**[18:30] ---**
Thank you for your answer.
**[18:33] ---**
Nonaggressive defense!
**[18:36] ---**
Zero-Dimensional Slash!
**[18:38] ---**
Taruru Genocide FX!
**[18:40] ---**
Max defense.
**[18:45] ---**
Damage... zero.
**[18:50] ---**
That weapon is not Pekoponian in origin.
**[18:53] ---**
You had the Keroro Platoon make it for you.
**[18:56] ---**
That's not my style.
**[18:58] ---**
The stupid frogs just made it on their own.
**[19:01] ---**
I see.
**[19:10] ---**
My weapons!
**[19:11] ---**
We're being forcibly disarmed!
**[19:14] ---**
Install all the protection you like,
**[19:16] ---**
as long as it's still a Keron Army system,
I can still *hack it!*
**[19:22] ---**
Total function breakdown.
Weaponry forcibly disarmed.
**[19:25] ---**
I'm sorry... Natsumi...
**[19:30] ---**
Well, that is pretty much the last
of our anticipated battles finished.
**[19:35] ---**
Let us proceed with preparations
for the invasion.
**[19:38] ---**
Wait!
**[19:39] ---**
What's going to happen to the
stupid frog and the others?
**[19:43] ---**
I suppose I will introduce you to him
before I eliminate you.
**[19:47] ---**
This is our new squad leader.
**[19:50] ---**
Captain Keroro.
**[20:03] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[20:04] ---**
Resistance is now meaningless.
**[20:07] ---**
Pekopon will be mine.
**[20:10] ---**
Stupid frog...!
**[20:12] ---**
What did you do to him?!
**[20:13] ---**
Sergeant Keroro was noted as having
severe Pekoponian contamination.
**[20:18] ---**
Accordingly, we used our medical machine
to completely reset his body and memories.
**[20:23] ---**
We reinstalled the latest version
of the Keroro Soldier program,
**[20:27] ---**
and he has now been reborn as
Captain Keroro, with a far stronger will.
**[20:32] ---**
You remade the stupid frog's
mind and body?!
**[20:35] ---**
Wrong. We returned them to normal.
**[20:38] ---**
This is how he was. An invader!
**[20:43] ---**
Pekoponian. Kneel before me.
**[20:47] ---**
I am the leader of the Special Advance Team
of the Space Invasion Forces of Keron,
**[20:51] ---**
the 58th Planet of the Toad Nebula.
**[20:54] ---**
Captain Keroro.
**[20:56] ---**
You...
**[20:58] ---**
You really forgot all about us...?
**[21:02] ---**
I deem further conversation
to be unnecessary.
**[21:05] ---**
Senior Private Taruru.
**[21:07] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[21:12] ---**
Sarge!
**[21:18] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[21:20] ---**
The Pekoponian I let slip away...
**[21:22] ---**
L-Look! In his hands!
**[21:25] ---**
The Kero Ball!
**[21:29] ---**
Hinata Fuyuki.
**[21:30] ---**
According to our data, you are a
pacifist who dislikes conflict.
**[21:35] ---**
But it does not appear as though
you are here to surrender.
**[21:39] ---**
I know you guys want the Kero Ball!
**[21:42] ---**
I know that it's important to the Keron Army.
**[21:46] ---**
And I know that it's even capable of
destroying the Earth if you want it to!
**[21:52] ---**
I'm just a middle-schooler
with no power at all.
**[21:56] ---**
But... I will definitely
save Sarge and the others!
**[21:59] ---**
Yes... Because I'm their friend!
**[22:02] ---**
I won't let you guys invade the Earth!
**[22:05] ---**
I'll blow it up instead!
**[22:10] ---**
The fate of Earth has been entrusted
to the hands of Hinata Fuyuki.
**[22:15] ---**
The battle to the death between the
Keroro Platoon and the Galulu Platoon...
**[22:18] ---**
...concludes next episode!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:20] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:23] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
**[22:27] [SONG] ---**
K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[22:30] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Emotional issues, sir!)
**[22:38] [SONG] ---**
(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Why do you make that face?
**[22:41] [SONG] ---**
Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
I hate the way you say that!
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
You really have always ticked me off.
**[22:48] [SONG] ---**
Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
**[22:51] [SONG] ---**
Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
**[22:55] [SONG] ---**
Shikamettsura nakittsura
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Even though we want to make up.
**[22:58] [SONG] ---**
Nakanaori o shitai keredo
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
**[23:02] [SONG] ---**
Kibun saiaku tomodaore
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
**[23:12] [SONG] ---**
Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
**[23:16] [SONG] ---**
In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
**[23:18] [SONG] ---**
Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
So don't go all red and blushy like that.
**[23:22] [SONG] ---**
Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
These are my real feelings
that only you know!
**[23:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
**[23:42] [SONG] ---**
K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
**[23:52] ---**
Gero gero. I am Captain Keroro.
**[23:55] ---**
To me, reborn,
**[23:57] ---**
the invasion of Pekopon
will be a trivial feat.
**[24:00] ---**
Now, Hinata Fuyuki, Hinata Natsumi...
**[24:04] ---**
It is time for you to disappear!
**[24:05] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[24:06] ---**
Are you serious, Sarge?
**[24:07] ---**
I am *Captain* Keroro!
**[24:10] ---**
Next time, "Keroro Platoon:
One More Final: I Need You, Sir!"
**[24:14] ---**
And the title will change to
*Captain Keroro.*
**[24:17] ---**
Wait, it won't?! What?!
# E103 - Keroro Platoon: One More Final: I Need You, Sir!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZE88N/keroro-platoon-one-more-final-i-need-you-sir)
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**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:02] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:04] [SONG] ---**
An-an-an, an-a-an-an...
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
Ah... Saturday night!
**[00:12] [SONG] ---**
AH... Saturday Night
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Today's our thrilling first date.
**[00:16] [SONG] ---**
Kyou wa ukiuki hatsu deeto
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:21] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Though I earn less than ¥100,000 a month,
**[00:26] [SONG] ---**
Gesshuu juuman ika dakedo
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:32] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Waiting for you on the station platform,
**[00:38] [SONG] ---**
Eki no hoomu de machiawase
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
I'll hold your bag! ♥
**[00:43] [SONG] ---**
Kimi no kaban o motte ageru ♥
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Gimme the seat!
What're you sitting down for?!
**[00:49] [SONG] ---**
Zaseki o boku ni yuzuri na yo!
Nani suwatte'n da yo?!
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[00:54] [SONG] ---**
Boku wa juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Love's gotta be give and take!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
Koi tte yappari gibu ando teiku
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
It hurts to always be demanding.
**[01:06] [SONG] ---**
Motomete bakari ja setsunai ne
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
And that's why
**[01:10] [SONG] ---**
Da - ka - ra
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
I'll buy you a soda! ♥
**[01:11] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni juusu o katte ageru ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
I'll give you half of my soda! ♥
**[01:17] [SONG] ---**
Boku no juusu o hanbun ageru ♥
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
I'll give...
**[01:19] [SONG] ---**
Kimi ni
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
...sometimes...
**[01:21] [SONG] ---**
tama ni
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
...my soda...
**[01:22] [SONG] ---**
boku no juusu o
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
...♥ to ♥ you. ♥
**[01:23] [SONG] ---**
a ♥ ge ♥ ru ♥
**[01:32] ---**
I know you guys want the Kero Ball!
**[01:35] ---**
I know that it's important to the Keron Army.
**[01:39] ---**
And I know that it's even capable of
destroying the Earth if you want it to!
**[01:43] ---**
I won't let you guys invade Earth!
**[01:46] ---**
I'll blow it up instead!
***SIGN*** Keroro Platoon: One More Final: I Need You, Sir! Episode One Hundred Three
**[01:58] ---**
It seems I have been somewhat
underestimating Pekoponians.
**[02:01] ---**
There's no way he could blow up
his own planet!
**[02:05] ---**
A ridiculous bluff.
**[02:07] ---**
I'm serious!
**[02:08] ---**
Hmph! Interesting!
**[02:11] ---**
Try it, if you can!
**[02:16] ---**
S-Sarge!
**[02:19] ---**
Sarge!
**[02:20] ---**
Unfortunately for you,
**[02:22] ---**
I am not a sergeant.
**[02:24] ---**
I am Captain Keroro!
**[02:26] ---**
Sarge... It's me, Fuyuki!
**[02:29] ---**
Do not speak to me like
I am your friend, Pekoponian.
**[02:31] ---**
I neither know nor care about you.
**[02:33] ---**
N-No way...
**[02:35] ---**
Enough of this ridiculousness.
**[02:37] ---**
Lance Corporal Zolulu!
**[02:38] ---**
Senior Private Taruru!
**[02:39] ---**
Yeah!
**[02:40] ---**
Remove these unsightly Pekoponians,
**[02:42] ---**
and take back the Kero Ball!
**[02:44] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[02:54] ---**
You little smart-aleck!
**[02:59] ---**
Huh?
**[03:00] ---**
Good job, Fuyuki!
**[03:03] ---**
You're wide open!
**[03:10] ---**
What?
**[03:11] ---**
What is he up to?!
**[03:13] ---**
The enemy is not used to the
operation of the Kero Ball.
**[03:15] ---**
He will be simple to capture!
**[03:18] ---**
Hand over... the Kero Ball!
**[03:21] ---**
Zero-Dimensional Slash!
**[03:24] ---**
Fuyuki!
**[03:25] ---**
Foolish Pekoponian.
**[03:28] ---**
You should have trained more before
thinking of standing against us.
**[03:32] ---**
Y-You.
**[03:34] ---**
What's all this "Captain Keroro" stuff?
**[03:36] ---**
Did you really...
**[03:39] ---**
...forget all about us?!
**[03:41] ---**
You...
**[03:42] ---**
You stupid frog!!
**[03:52] ---**
So you still had enough power to resist.
**[03:55] ---**
You cursed... Pekoponian!
**[04:04] ---**
Sis!
**[04:05] ---**
Hmph. If you don't want your comrade erased,
**[04:08] ---**
I suggest you calmly hand over the Kero Ball.
**[04:11] ---**
Sarge...
**[04:12] ---**
Fuyuki! You mustn't hand it over to them,
no matter what!
**[04:15] ---**
Shut up.
**[04:18] ---**
Now. Do you not care about
what happens to her?
**[04:22] ---**
Uncle...
**[04:30] ---**
Sarge...
**[04:49] ---**
Come on. Hand it over, quickly.
**[04:54] ---**
Come on!
**[04:57] ---**
Even so...
**[04:59] ---**
...I still believe...
**[05:09] ---**
Sarge!
**[05:14] ---**
Did you really forget about
everything that's happened?
**[05:17] ---**
All the times we've played together,
eaten together,
**[05:21] ---**
cried, laughed, got mad,
**[05:23] ---**
had fights,
**[05:25] ---**
gone down into the sea,
**[05:26] ---**
flown through the skies,
gone back to the past,
**[05:30] ---**
taken baths at Grandma's house,
**[05:32] ---**
even gone into space...
**[05:37] ---**
The sergeant I know...
**[05:40] ---**
Sergeant, you were...
**[05:41] ---**
...my...
**[05:43] ---**
...my precious...
**[05:45] ---**
...friend...
**[05:49] ---**
Sarge!!
**[06:06] ---**
Hand over the Kero Ball.
**[06:11] ---**
Hand it over...
**[06:13] ---**
...Master Fuyuki.
**[06:24] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[06:26] ---**
I finally have it back, sir.
**[06:29] ---**
Captain Keroro, you are awesome!
**[06:31] ---**
Gero gero gero gero.
**[06:33] ---**
Gero gero gero gero gero.
**[06:35] ---**
Gero gero gero.
**[06:37] ---**
Gero gero gero gerori.
**[06:40] ---**
Listen now as I, Captain Keroro,
declare my victory!
**[06:47] ---**
Testing! Testing! One-two-three-four!
**[06:50] ---**
Can you hear me? I am Captain Keroro!
**[06:54] ---**
Our new Keroro Platoon has
taken control of Pekopon!
**[06:59] ---**
I repeat!
**[07:00] ---**
Our new Keroro Platoon
**[07:02] ---**
has succeeded in removing
the meddlesome Pekoponians,
**[07:05] ---**
and has successfully
taken control of Pekopon!
**[07:09] ---**
Clean out your ears and listen well and
gratefully to Captain Keroro's words!
**[07:16] ---**
Keroro-kun...
**[07:28] ---**
Juuuuuust kidding!!
**[07:37] ---**
Wh—
**[07:41] ---**
Hmm?!
**[07:43] ---**
Gero!
**[07:45] ---**
Gero!!
**[07:48] ---**
Gero!!
**[07:53] ---**
I... I...
**[07:55] ---**
I am...
**[08:01] ---**
I aaaaam...
***SIGN*** Congratulations
***SIGN*** Revival
***SIGN*** To Sergeant Keroro
**[08:08] ---**
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
**[08:09] [SONG] ---**
Kero! Kero! Kero! Forward ho!
**[08:11] ---**
It can't be!
**[08:12] ---**
Impossible.
**[08:13] [SONG] ---**
To conquer Earth!
**[08:13] ---**
But... It is a fact.
**[08:15] ---**
Sarge...
**[08:16] [SONG] ---**
Ke-kero kero!
**[08:17] ---**
Stupid frog...
**[08:18] [SONG] ---**
When I leave home with
an umbrella, it never rains.
**[08:18] ---**
Master Fuyuki.
**[08:21] ---**
Your voice touched my soul, sir.
**[08:25] ---**
Sarge...
**[08:27] ---**
Lady Natsumi, your slap worked well, too.
**[08:29] ---**
Stupid!
**[08:31] ---**
And... Lady Mois.
**[08:34] ---**
Uncle...
**[08:36] ---**
A strong force of will can
influence even the body... I see.
**[08:41] ---**
Gerori.
**[08:42] ---**
Hello, hello, Keroro Platoon.
Can you hear me, sir?
**[08:46] ---**
All men, gather at the Hinata house!
**[08:48] ---**
The enemy is the Galulu Platoon!
**[08:49] ---**
Remove them with everything you've got,
and protect Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi!
**[08:54] ---**
You have free choice of tactics!
**[08:55] ---**
I leave it to your individual decisions!
**[08:58] ---**
You hear me! Men, do it any old way!
***SIGN*** Any Old Way by Sergeant Keroro
**[09:02] ---**
Any old way!
**[09:04] ---**
Any old way, is it?
**[09:06] ---**
Just like you, commander.
**[09:08] ---**
M-My Mr. Sergeant... he is back...
**[09:14] ---**
What's wrong? Your comrade
is calling for you!
**[09:19] ---**
Is that all the power you've got?
**[09:22] ---**
You still have the will to
fight within you, don't you?!
**[09:25] ---**
But... I have no more energy...
**[09:29] ---**
Very well. I have lived a long life,
which will soon be over.
**[09:34] ---**
I shall entrust my own power to you.
**[09:36] ---**
Warrior Tamama!
**[09:39] ---**
You're...
**[09:42] ---**
Men! Naptime is over, sir!
**[09:45] ---**
You are to forcibly remove the Galulu Platoon,
and protect Master Fuyuki and Lady Natsumi!
**[09:45] [SONG] ---**
Gero! Gero! Gero! Raise our voices high
**[09:48] [SONG] ---**
in a victory cheer.
**[09:49] ---**
Na... tsu... mi...!
**[09:52] [SONG] ---**
Ge-gero gero!
**[09:53] [SONG] ---**
I run to answer the phone,
and it's a fax coming in.
**[10:00] ---**
Natsumi...
**[10:02] ---**
I will protect her!
**[10:03] [SONG] ---**
Sweep the square areas circularly.
**[10:04] ---**
The wind blows!
**[10:07] [SONG] ---**
Paddle hard, shedding sweat and tears.
**[10:08] ---**
Now! Riding the wind of victory!
**[10:11] [SONG] ---**
For toothpaste, use strawberry flavor.
**[10:13] ---**
There is no course now but to
obliterate Sergeant Keroro.
**[10:15] [SONG] ---**
Keron is No. 1 in the universe, I think.
**[10:16] ---**
Yeah, sir!
**[10:17] ---**
Zolulu, Taruru!
**[10:18] [SONG] ---**
Ah, five minutes from the
station was actually fifteen!
**[10:18] ---**
Brace for impact!
**[10:20] ---**
Hm? What?
**[10:21] ---**
Taruuuu!
**[10:21] [SONG] ---**
Well then, soldier men,
it's a job well done!
**[10:31] ---**
Senpa— no, master!
**[10:34] ---**
Here comes the second wave!
**[10:40] ---**
So they're here...
**[10:45] ---**
Amateurs!
**[10:48] ---**
You can never beat me!
**[10:55] ---**
Ludicrous!
**[11:06] ---**
The choice of weapon is not
all there is to battle.
**[11:10] ---**
Giroro!
**[11:11] ---**
Stand, Natsumi.
**[11:12] ---**
I know it should take more than this
to bring you down.
**[11:16] ---**
Well, thanks!
**[11:21] ---**
Master Tamama... no, senpai...
**[11:25] ---**
It can't be... I beat him, I definitely...
**[11:28] ---**
Wait, that line's exactly what all
the irrelevant characters always say!
**[11:32] ---**
No, this can't be... I'm... I'm...
**[11:37] ---**
I'm not irrelevant!
***SIGN*** Taruru Genocide GX
**[11:39] ---**
Taruru Genocide GX!!
**[11:43] ---**
Noooooo!
**[11:45] ---**
Stop this. There is no longer
any meaning in fighting.
**[11:49] ---**
Th-That's...
**[11:51] ---**
...that trick when someone
loses in battle once,
**[11:53] ---**
and then later achieves some kind of
powerup and springs back to life...
**[11:59] ---**
Now, Keroro.
**[12:00] ---**
We have all gathered here, as you ordered.
**[12:03] ---**
All...?
**[12:05] ---**
I don't see the remaining two anywhere.
**[12:07] ---**
Are you blind?
**[12:09] ---**
What?
**[12:12] ---**
He is here!
**[12:13] ---**
Dororo Ninja Art!
**[12:15] ---**
Ultimate Esoteric Technique!
Comet Cross Shuriken!
**[12:23] ---**
What's this?
**[12:48] ---**
Dororo!
**[12:49] ---**
You took your time.
**[12:50] ---**
An assassin only makes his appearance
when he is convinced of his victory.
**[12:55] ---**
I have already driven the proverbial
wedge into the enemy encampment.
**[13:08] ---**
Ow...
**[13:10] ---**
Koyuki-dono is safe, as is everyone else!
**[13:12] ---**
Yahoo!
**[13:14] ---**
Recruit Tororo.
**[13:16] ---**
Can you handle the situation?
**[13:19] ---**
No problem at all.
**[13:20] ---**
This is nothing unexpected!
**[13:31] ---**
Activate all weapons systems,
done and done.
**[13:33] ---**
They'll be destroyed by the weapons they
themselves built. How deliciously ironic!
**[13:40] ---**
Pushing the enemy right off the cliff just
when they're feeling good about themselves.
**[13:44] ---**
This really is the definition of super cool.
**[13:47] ---**
Input command: eliminate the
obstacles, done and done...
**[13:51] ---**
Oh...?
**[13:52] ---**
Eliminate the obstacles? Roger, can do!
**[13:56] ---**
What was that voice?
**[14:03] ---**
What's wrong, recruit?!
**[14:07] ---**
This insincere laughter!
**[14:09] ---**
Sergeant Major Kululu!
***SIGN***
**[14:12] ---**
It can't be... This is impossible!
**[14:14] ---**
The system I worked so hard on!
**[14:16] ---**
Hey, you.
**[14:19] ---**
I remember you now.
**[14:21] ---**
From back when I was at Keron HQ.
**[14:24] ---**
That bigheaded kid who was dead set
on attacking my systems,
**[14:26] ---**
even though I squished you repeatedly.
**[14:29] ---**
"The system you worked so hard on"?
**[14:31] ---**
Now that's funny.
**[14:33] ---**
It's just a modified version of that ancient
hacking tool I made when I was bored.
**[14:38] ---**
No, wait. You made it worse.
**[14:47] ---**
This can't be! It can't!
**[14:49] ---**
You were losing until just now!
Stop talking like you're better than me!
**[15:03] ---**
Pushing the enemy right off the cliff just
when they're feeling good about themselves.
**[15:07] ---**
It's "super cool," right?
**[15:10] ---**
I agree.
**[15:13] ---**
Wh-What a nasty guy!
***SIGN*** Kukukukukuku...
**[15:28] ---**
My glasses, my glasses...
**[15:32] ---**
Hey, can you hear me?
**[15:34] ---**
Obstacles successfully eliminated.
**[15:38] ---**
We've won, sir!
**[15:41] ---**
Not yet!
**[15:44] ---**
We are not done yet...
**[15:47] ---**
Nin...! You are...!
**[15:49] ---**
How long has it been, Zeroro?
**[15:51] ---**
I couldn't care less about the invasion.
**[15:55] ---**
I am here on Pekopon only to
square off with you face-to-face!
**[16:00] ---**
Since our younger days, you and I...
**[16:04] ---**
No... It is hardly worth the words, now.
**[16:06] ---**
Now is the time to sever the fate
that has connected us for so long!
**[16:12] ---**
Umm...
**[16:14] ---**
...who would you be?
***SIGN*** Blowwww...
**[16:20] ---**
Oh...
**[16:21] ---**
He has been forgotten by the guy who is
constantly told how forgettable he is...
**[16:25] ---**
Or, like, nothing endures?
**[16:28] ---**
Ah! I am sorry!
I shall remember right now! Ummm...
**[16:31] ---**
Um... Girara-kun!
**[16:33] ---**
No... Dasasa-kun?
**[16:35] ---**
Um... Harere-kun!
**[16:35] ---**
D-Dasasa?
**[16:38] ---**
Whaaa... Umm, please, don't go...
**[16:41] ---**
It looks like that gave him quite a shock.
**[16:44] ---**
Dororo... That was heartless.
**[16:46] ---**
N-Noooooo...
**[16:48] ---**
Lance Corporal Zolulu...
**[16:51] ---**
It looks like a conclusion has been reached.
**[16:54] ---**
Galulu!
**[16:55] ---**
Captain Keroro... No, Sergeant Keroro.
**[16:59] ---**
You have earned my respect.
**[17:00] ---**
Gero?
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, I don't deserve... any less, sir!
**[17:05] ---**
Quit boasting, you mindless idiot!
**[17:08] ---**
Senior Private Taruru!
**[17:09] ---**
Ah, yeah!
**[17:11] ---**
The might of our Galulu Platoon
**[17:13] ---**
is, in my estimation, insufficient
to replace the Pekopon Invasion Team.
**[17:16] ---**
Wha?!
**[17:18] ---**
Accordingly, as of this moment,
the operation is terminated.
**[17:21] ---**
We withdraw immediately.
**[17:24] ---**
That will be all!
**[17:26] ---**
H-Hold it, Galulu!
**[17:28] ---**
You and I aren't finished!
**[17:31] ---**
I failed to take you down
in the first instance.
**[17:34] ---**
At that point, I had already lost.
**[17:37] ---**
No!
**[17:38] ---**
You deliberately aimed for my flight unit,
**[17:40] ---**
and avoided shooting me directly!
**[17:42] ---**
You think too highly of me, Giroro.
**[17:44] ---**
I could as easily point out
**[17:46] ---**
that I cannot imagine a way of using
missiles to rescue hostages unharmed.
**[17:52] ---**
Galulu... Don't tell me
that from the very start...
**[17:56] ---**
Mission complete.
**[18:02] ---**
Galulu!
**[18:04] ---**
Taru...
**[18:06] ---**
First Lieutenant Galulu...
**[18:27] [SONG] ---**
With cold tears,
**[18:35] [SONG] ---**
I tremble this night.
**[18:43] ---**
Well then, men!
Before time gets moving again,
**[18:44] [SONG] ---**
Send me a signal.
**[18:46] ---**
we'll return this broken city
to normal, sir!
**[18:49] ---**
Roger!
**[18:53] [SONG] ---**
I'm so close.
**[18:54] ---**
Think I could get a break sometime?
**[18:57] ---**
Oof... oof...
**[18:59] ---**
Or, like, restored normal?
**[19:02] [SONG] ---**
Remember I've been always
waiting in your sight.
**[19:07] ---**
Heavyyy...
**[19:10] ---**
Now everything's back to normal.
**[19:11] [SONG] ---**
I've been waiting, waiting,
waiting for your SOS.
**[19:11] ---**
Yep!
**[19:12] ---**
Hey, when time starts moving again,
do you want to come with us?
**[19:16] ---**
There's a place serving
really delicious cake
**[19:18] ---**
that just opened opposite
the train station!
**[19:20] [SONG] ---**
Anytime,
**[19:20] ---**
Oooooh! I'm there, I'm there!
**[19:23] ---**
Natsumi-san, I'm so happy!
**[19:24] [SONG] ---**
Anywhere.
**[19:26] ---**
After rain comes stronger earth.
**[19:27] ---**
Eep! H-Hey, Koyuki-chan!
**[19:28] ---**
And the world keeps on spinning.
***SIGN*** Shonen Alpha
Captain Geroro Gamato Launches!
TV Anime Broadcasting to Good Reviews!
Geroro Comics On Sale!
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It's sad to see the editing department like this
when they're normally in such a fluster.
***SIGN*** Rigid Adherence to Deadlines
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I wonder if the mangakas
with impossible deadlines
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also wish time could just
stop like this?
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Thanks for your hard work, everyone.
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That Natsumi. No restraint at all...
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Sarge! We need more material over here!
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Coming!
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Right away!
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Gero?!
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Geez, what are you doing slacking
off in a place like that?
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Sarge, are we really the only ones
in the world moving right now?
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You certainly are. Planet Anaesthesia
is immensely powerful, sir!
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Hey, Sarge...
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Gero?
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Ooh!
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And up...
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Umm, I'm here to help out!
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Oh, Momocchi!
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Oh, my. Where's Fuyuki-kun?
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Tama? He was right there with
Mr. Sergeant a moment ago.
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What?! He's not frickin' here?!
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Evening time, on my way back home,
I found a little stone.
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I randomly decided to kick it in front of me.
***SIGN*** Three-Shelf Storage Unit
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Despite how normal it looks,
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Skillfully avoiding the cars and people,
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the world here right now is not normal.
***SIGN*** Back
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Our adventure is just beginning.
***SIGN*** Haniwa Transit
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Before long, time will move again,
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and we will all return to
what is truly "normal."
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Let's go together for now.
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Gero!!
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What's up, Sarge?
***SIGN*** Today ... Restock
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1/100 MG The-O?!
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We'll keep going forward
until we get back home.
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Droool...
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Hurry up, time! If you don't start moving
again soon, I won't be able to buy it, sir!
***SIGN*** Clench
***SIGN*** Plastic Models
Chikyuudou
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Hey, Sarge?
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The sunset clouds spread across the sky.
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You could conquer the Earth
really easily right now.
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Gero? H-How shameful...
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I wouldn't cheat like that, sir!
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Even if you get lost and start to cry,
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If you'd have stayed as Captain Keroro,
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you could have had whatever Gundam
models or whatever else you wanted...
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I wouldn't dream of it, sir!
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Now I can cheer you up right away.
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Captain doesn't suit me, sir!
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I will be a sergeant all my life.
Sergeant Keroro, sir!
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Singing...
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Running...
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Laughing...
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So, Sarge.
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When the city turns back to normal,
let's definitely come back to buy this model.
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Oooh! That's a promise, right,
Master Fuyuki?!
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Yep, it's a promise.
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And, so that Sergeant Keroro and Fuyuki-kun's
promise could come true,
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the Earth eventually began to move again.
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K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
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K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
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K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
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K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
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K-E-R-O-R-O Sergeant Keroro!
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K-E-R-O-R-O Keroro Gunsou
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K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
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K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai
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(Emotional issues, sir!)
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(Kokoro no mondai de arimasu!)
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Why do you make that face?
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Doushite sonna kao su'n no?
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I hate the way you say that!
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Sou iu iikata ga kirai dakara!
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You really have always ticked me off.
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Honto mae kara mukatsuite'ta
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You know you're really stupid
to get so uptight!
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Muki ni natte baka ja nai no?
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Frowning faces. Faces red with tears.
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Shikamettsura nakittsura
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Even though we want to make up.
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Nakanaori o shitai keredo
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Both feeling terrible, and both the losers.
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Kibun saiaku tomodaore
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The more I grow to love you,
the stubborner I get.
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Suki ni naru hodo iji ni natte yuku yo
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On this planet where we were
lucky to meet,
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Kimi to deaeta kono hoshi de
Tomodachi ni nareta isshun de
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In the twinkle of a star
that we could be friends,
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It's kind of nice to have
a fight every now and then.
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Tama ni nara kenka mo nanka ii ne
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So don't go all red and blushy like that.
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Dakara sonna kao shite terenai de
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I've got things I gotta do, but now I'd
rather stay here holding your hand.
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Yaranakya ikenai koto yori
ima wa kimi to te o tsunaide'tai
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These are my real feelings
that only you know!
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Kimi dake ga shitte'ru hontou no kimochi
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My emotional issues are
as strong as ever, sir!
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Kokoro no mondai
kyou mo junchou de arimasu!
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K-O-K-O-R-O Emotional issues!
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K-O-K-O-R-O Kokoro no mondai